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[!DROPS+!Gift] Souleater Monkey, New Build Soon? !PC Giveaway !BUILD !focusfuel !starforge
06-03-2026 · 15h 06m
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Oh, no! I just broke my wall!
see how nice it is up there look at that it's like uh it's like green and shit
looks like a real life out there and I can feel the breeze coming in we're gonna
ignore all of it it's like video games don't get cocky kids where's the wave
there he comes it's all over the god damn
Well, boys, good morning, it's my favorite part of the day, you know, and thank you
the when you rage for 10 gifted subs for the day even started.
It's my favorite part of the day for two reasons.
Well, three reasons. One of which is I went outside and I know this, it was a gorgeous day.
I mean, it is gorgeous outside today. It's 75 degrees. Absolutely amazing.
I was taking the trash can outside. I actually thought for a moment, like, I don't know if heaven is real,
is real but if it is it's days like this. Like it is just amazing outside today. And
then I went inside, I closed all my windows in the shades and I decided to play video
games. But it is fucking nice outside. It actually might be the first day we opened
up the shades. I'm going to do that now actually. And then the other reason it's my favorite
day our favorite part of the day is we get to see if we stole anything over night.
The it is gorgeous out I mean it is unbelievable there's not a cloud in
the sky anywhere birds are literally singing as green as shit out it might
be the nicest day I've ever seen in my life. It is just so beautiful out right now.
I was telling Ghazi, I was like, man, I woke up and everybody's already awake.
You guys are on early as fuck.
been on for hours already. I'm apparently I'm late at 7 a.m.
Do you hear about the Temple Plus Fub Gun event? Fub Gun is friends found new
snaking methods. You see he saw a 15 minutes later nerfed into the ground.
Well, I don't know about the whole like if it's Fub Gun thing or not like I don't
I don't really like when everyone blames the economy on one guy or something.
Because it's very rarely the case.
But I will comment on the temple part of it, which is like, as you guys know, I just don't like the temple.
Like, I'm...anything that continues to nerf the temple currency methods, I am a fan of.
I'm not even doing it yet for a gunner if that's what I'm saying like I feel like I feel like
Fugun kind of takes the blame for everything just because he's the biggest guy
He's streaming it while it happened a bunch of people read that right away
I don't know whatever even no matter how it got read out I just I don't like I don't well
I don't like the temple being in the game because I feel like it's like remember I said this last
I said this later in the mail last week, which is like the existence of the temple and the way the temple is built means it will be a continual problem for balance.
Like you have to almost completely remove currency or something from it. It's going to be a continual problem.
Nine room recipes, I'll give you four types of permanent buffs or 10 deboros. 5% increase maximum life.
with Medivh's Boon. Quest item. Wait, how the fuck do you get this? Medved's Boon?
Or 10% Tidmex Spirit of 5 Auras or a passive skill point.
Where do you get the passive skill point?
you get this? Nine Room Recipes. So you just do logbooks, do you get it? It says in the
comments how to get it. Logbook in nine runes.
You try the Calgaryen skills, yeah that's how I get my monkey to reappear.
Okay, here we go. Let's see. Time to see how much do you think so today? Do you think we
sewed our 200 Divine Chest piece or no? Come on now. All 12-div, huh? Looks like boots
sewed, our gloves sewed, some more gloves and boots.
Oh, and our other seven div gloves.
Refutations, honestly, it's saying, yeah,
probably needs to get nourished.
I saw it's 100% block.
Like, it's crazy to me that you can get 100% block
while moving. The fucking like a spell basically but the shields can't get it.
Time to drop prices and stuff that didn't sell boys.
time to liquidize just got 10
day from a 20 K gold strongbox
must be fucking nice. Not sure
how it got through balance
testing. Oh no, I have this
theory there's not a lot of
testing that happened this league
in general. Just kind of like from everything, like the bugs and all that. Good morning.
I doubt there was too much testing that happened.
There was too much to test for the size of their QA team.
Yeah.
The e-commerce set in like two or three months
is going to be a massive nerf patch for a lot of stuff,
probably.
I saw, I haven't really watched too many videos this week,
But I did see John groans Marsha are this build and I was like that thing looks fucking insane, bro
That's probably the best build I've ever seen
Or we had in the Atlas by the way abyss is done rich was done we need one more delirium boss
us. 16 more breach points. The thing about the breaches, you can't just like do the
breach, right? Like, can I get a, can I get a sack? Can I get a big old sack? There's
three hundred and seventy five for a sack
we have to complete the temple though
as much as i don't like it
that is the thing we're on next
I'm thinking about lowering the price of my Giga chess piece.
These are all corrupted.
This one's even twice corrupted.
17% of damage taken in this life, that's actually kind of nuts.
Here's one for 80. He only has two res.
I feel like the price are going down on chess pieces.
I think I'm going to drop the price to $100 divine, I'm going to cut it in half.
actually I probably shouldn't have done that cheap. I think mine's actually better than
most of these. Wait, can I actually stop that?
Yes.
145.
I'll do what I can to sell it for you.
Look like you just woke up. I did just wake up at 7 30 a.m
Well, we do anything finish in the atlas trying to make currency for mage blood
How much are mage bloods right now? I'm gonna start need to get
274 wait 30 they went up it went up a hundred div bro
But they are actually, unironically, going up more than I can.
They're going up more than I can make money.
Okay, so this is the first one.
Where's the good one?
Oh, these are good.
It's a bad one.
Now it's a good one, except it has gold, shit.
Oh, that's a good one.
Okay, so that's a good one.
It's a bad one.
That's a good one.
Don't hit gold.
Nice, don't hit gold. Fuck you, gold.
Okay, these are both good ones.
Okay, I'm going to chaos this and try to chaos off the gold.
Oh, I hit the one mob we wanted to keep. I'm going to try to chaos off the gold.
There, hit the gold. It's good.
Okay.
Okay, here we go. This one's a juicer now. Okay, chance for double explicits.
boxes and increase chance be unique. 20% more random content. Actually I'd rather have exceptions.
I can't get exceptions. Okay. 0.4 all over again when you're hunting for a head hunter. Yeah,
tell me about it all right we got to make we got to make money today
I'm not going to be able to
who are really trying huge
I need to get the anti-frozen Charm on.
I think I'll do the ritual's last.
you Pryle? Is there a way to increase minion aggro range? Not really.
When the mom moves void here give me a yes I was gonna say give me a good a good
drop from him an echo would have been better but I'll take it.
Rogue Exile, honey.
What filter do you have on the same one, the launch filter?
I need to put on a more strict one for mapping at this point.
Just because of how deep I am in it.
In fact, I should probably do that now.
Let me get a better filter on.
Let's go.
Let's do uber strict, actually I do very strict, very strict, 0.5, there we go.
Good morning everybody. Good morning. I see you all coming in. I hope you guys are having a good morning.
How soon do you build? Pretty soon, I'd say.
If not today, then tomorrow.
We're getting very close to the challenges being done and the Atlas being done. We're finishing up the Atlas right now.
Like the normal Atlas is that we're finishing up all the League and Mechanic Atlases, which are very close to being done.
The perforative rib, nice.
Thoughts on the updated Jim Ling?
i saw the quality thing i haven't looked at the whole sheet of it though
i heard a lot of it was bugged however
to a mom who's void can I get an omen of light please
Mom who's light here would be wonderful
Oh, we already killed him apparently, oh there we go purification. All right
Do you have Solia or Monkey?
Yep, I'm using a combo of Tech Rods Revenge to do it.
Alright, let's see if we can place our temple pieces.
I'm getting kind of close to being able to fight.
Add zero, re-add zero.
Okay, there's royal access chamber unlocked.
What's the Jim Rowe Templesthroud now, just go for the boss, that's going to be my strategy
is boss farm.
Look at these fucking mods.
sure how juicy the temple itself is. I heard they're nerfing it. Are they nerfed it last
night? That's a novel, yeah it is. So once I do the Royal Axis Chamber, then the next
next time I connect to Adziri I can do it. I don't have to do the access chamber in the
same run that I go to co-Adziri.
You think it's in the same?
So doing the Royal Axis Chamber now is just very bad, because wanting to desync it if
if I do the action chamber now.
Oh, you can't do it, so straight up I'm just wasting my time being in your gut.
Let's get out of here then.
my snake.
I don't think the essences are
worth anything.
Oh god, I'm burning.
I don't think I'm going to get
out of here.
Oh god, I'm burning
Thank god for my never mattered dude, my never matters been a wonderful addition to this build
Oh no, I don't know yo, give me out of here monkey
It's going to do the ritual after, oops, I guess I might as well do it now.
Sometimes the monkey bugs and like I can't resummon the monkey. I think it's when my
Discompanion technically should have been dead like the purple guy. I think it's I think it's the ascendancy monkey
But ascendancy bear it counts as like being dead even though he can't die because he's the ascendancy one
Only brought in one rogue egg tile is kind of crazy
With your weapon swap, I don't think I have any weapon swap setup though, it's a thing,
like...
I think there's no weapon swap, so it shouldn't be doing that.
A wall protector has no weapon set.
Let me set it to both, maybe that will fix it.
Considering how much I juice this map, I'm not getting much loot.
expect at least get a divine by now
I guess we did get a rib oh shit wait what is that
Oh boy, Alex, I got a juicy one.
Two orbs of annulment.
Don't mind if I do.
That's not bad.
Oh my god, it's a long one
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me
Holy shit, that guy slaps.
okay there we go jesus
okay
solved uh... let's see do i have any wisdom scrolls
and i want to ID some shay here
see if it's worth keeping like that's not worth keeping so i'm trying to grab
Scepter is that worth keeping?
That's not worth keeping so I give her that
Let's take the base Scepter
Is there any more wisdom scrolls around here?
Just so I can start IDing this I should bring a stack with me
It's like I want an ID ship that could be actually worth money and slam stuff that could be worth money if it gets lucky
Like that's garbage bring this ID this
That's garbage. All right, whatever. He's gone lucky. I guess
First time you're not planning on playing the D4 PTR, season 14 looks like a step backwards.
Yeah, I heard a couple people say it doesn't look very good.
I didn't look at the thing, but I was kind of curious as to why.
I
Where's the boss
It's crazy how bad the loot was for how juice this map is
Real markers say other repeating real markers. Yeah, real markers. It's not good
Okay, what kind of stats are we looking at here?
Anything good?
So many of these are dog shit, like it's, well that loot was like crazy bad for the
map actually.
We could go back and do like the starting ritual I guess and see if the ritual can
dropping anything good but the loot started like pretty bad start. When you
think you're raw character number two pretty soon here.
I'm going to finish the atlas, but won't let me allocate this.
Oh, these are dog shit. I don't want any of those.
I guess we just go ahead and offer tribute.
Alright, unlucky map. Nothing too crazy.
Your tempo is going to remain empty. Yeah, base dude.
I want to max everything so I'm doing it regardless, but yeah, the tempo is not my cup of tea either.
I'm sure someone will want that do-do-do-do-do-do are you ready for a little gamble in the morning
Let's do a small low Gambo in the morning let's see if there are any takers
45% es 68% man region
now a little perfect regal just pure Gambo on the side maybe even though it's not even good
Just a just to test our luck just a little luck test as a div tally uh
Like 15 ish. No, it's so last night
Your two life
It's not very good
Can I help?
Kitty, what are you meowing about?
You've already been taken care of.
You already got fed.
You got everything this morning, buddy.
My greater exalt slam this.
Meow!
Meow! Kitty, meow!
She's becoming more and more demanding. She wants more and more food that night.
Nah, that's a bunch of dog shit.
Can they dress with server lag spikes?
I think they made a post talking about their working performance.
Okay, you're blocking my whole inventory, buddy.
Any idea why I can't use the turtle march?
Probably don't have enough runic war, dude.
Okay, kitty, I can't...
You're blocking the whole screen, buddy.
Go to your comfy chair.
Yeah, our essence is like completely worthless at this point.
I mean, I have so many of these things, they've got to be completely worthless.
Kat, I can't...
She's like running back and forth. She wants more food. She ate all her food in the morning like a greedy pig.
Can I help?
And now she's like, I want more! I want more! It's like, no dude.
Love how people are donating their spare items to the Goad Stash.
From the brazen essence use folk. Yeah, well, I mean you can use them to craft. I just mean like they're not worth anything on market
Fuck Sun temple again. Oh my god kill me
Look all your cat devils teeth removed this morning. I'm sorry again, oh
Yeah, you can get Shibbo Essence.
I haven't inspected Essences or done anything with Essences, and I just have a fuckload of them.
They're just giga-easy to get.
I guess I don't mind it. Essences are like the most basic form of crafting.
slam on the exact stat you want. I would assume the abrasions are the ones worth
something at this point.
Curse weaver. Please tell me that curse weaver is lich born. I don't like that she's up here somewhere.
Chris Weaver needs to come down here.
She's like glitched out.
She's just standing there.
She's bugged.
She's immune to all damage.
I will actually add to the list of bugs I will actually cat fucking move dude
dude. Holy shit, animal. Starting to piss me off a bit, buddy. You need to play with
No, that's not what she wants.
Sorry, I hung out with her this morning.
She wants food.
Oh, divine, finally.
I wonder why the curse weaver's bug, that's a new one.
One down, two under the go, yep.
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Herverted Rib again.
This one seems like it's got a lot of spots.
Warbound Minions.
Warbound Casters.
kind of cool. I haven't tried that one yet.
Wait, so I turned the essence of the Abyss into a...
I thought it would like upgraded that more like hysteria.
I'm frozen.
Good morning.
The stairs around 70, yeah.
Did I get a echo?
I got echoes.
Nice, that's about a div.
Plus two div today?
But Nick
The Ward minions made your game crash?
Yeah, there's a bunch of like crash and stuff that's going on right now.
Oh unlucky for you. I paused right as you think so I knew it wasn't real
Unlucky bro
I wonder if that's why the other rogue egg's out is bugged, if she's actually in this
essence.
It says that's an essence, but I can't click on it.
Oh, there we go, now I can.
Just the title didn't show up.
The Essence is dead, but there's nothing.
It's like an invisible Essence.
Doesn't do anything.
It's another Essence or another bug report.
OK.
OK, Exiles can spawn, stand still, and take zero damage.
Essences can spawn without a TIDO.
Can be clicked and opened and dropped no loot.
Do a little QA for them.
Seem to bread the fusion stacks for a suck my ass.
Oh, that makes sense.
It seems a little OP.
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Let's go back to base, check out these items.
The Tron March trade of all it is.
Here we go, big slam.
Leech, here we go, big slam.
Ooh, tier two physical hybrid.
Watch this.
This one's going to be nuts actually.
I'm going to make this into a 500 million div item.
What do you need?
So it is.
Probably it.
Maybe level 95 today, maybe?
Oh, a lightless void.
Oh, that means we have cool-amac-invite.
Actually multiple, I think, right?
Cool-amac-invite?
Ooh.
And they will do a little crafting gamble,
like try and make some currency with crafting.
I feel like we should make some armor and life gear
because I don't think many people are making that.
What's the build gonna be Chrono Melee, no Chrono Mansers when I play Hardcore and stuff.
I'll probably be in melee build though. I might play a caster.
I haven't played too many casters.
I'm also open to a mana stacker.
Okay.
Chrome answer is quite fun.
Attack speed, physical code.
OK.
Let's craft this bow.
Rub Mid, do do do do do do.
All right, now we go abyss prefix.
Holy shit, 120% fiscal, yo, this is actually kind of good.
Yes, it sucks on Chrono by the way. Delays ES region twice. Yeah, it's going to be live.
Wait, it's tier 4 only?
I'll upgrade it
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do
Here we go
To divine corrupted three divine way, it's only three divine
Only three give
I guess that's tier 3, tier 2, tier 5 I guess.
How great are exalt slam this?
We'll get lucky.
Leech mana, leech life, mana gain.
What's my top end?
294, 472.
It could be more like five div maybe.
I can try to vol it.
I'll put up for four.
Is that a good price for that?
Okay, let's do the Kulamak Boss.
We can do a couple of those.
Alright, boys.
where I have the thing. Oh, I have to go to like the map well is so it's not this well
Oh, and I get the monkey here.
Hey, gotta love being a monkey enjoyer. Love being one.
How's the new monkey had to work after you snagged him? He's great guaranteed crew with some poor bubble. I'll take it
Row on hardcore late. I don't know if it's gonna be on this build. We might it seems a little sooner row hardcore though
Like we're only like day five in
How many hours I have in the Age of Empires 4?
Oh, 50,000 I think.
Nah, I have no idea.
I didn't play like that much.
We should start a timer when this happens next time.
Next time this happens, I'm going to start it. I mean, here we go.
I think I really did that.
Closer, come in.
Okay.
Jumping in.
It's your Max for up to date, yet should be. Update of the last night.
What was that song? This is all Donkey Kong Country 2 remix music.
I never far much Koolimax, so I'm not sure which of these is actually, I'm not sure which
Each of these is actually the value of 0-1.
I'm gonna go Amanu.
Amanamu. The gift of Amumu. The jungler.
It's never the end. It's never the end. It's never the end.
To the horizon of eternal sorrow, you embrace me and I.
Amon Amu.
Amon Amu! Amon Amon Amu!
You are the vision of the end of the world.
Empower my vessel.
I'm in a monument.
You are the power of death.
Okay, well he dropped even good
You've got some goods in garbage tier one, tier three
So a bunch of garbage
Oh, tier one, tier one, and then tier five life. I'm gonna chaos off that tier five life
turn into fly you'll see what's this I'm gonna okay I'm gonna actually I'm gonna
prefix rib it watch prefix rib and I'm gonna hit the life nope it's no dog shit
Okay, triggered spells, the increased damage hits against your reduced crit, increased
armor, debuffs again, you inflict have increased slow magnitude.
Seems pretty worthless.
Increased effect of the socket items though is boots.
I think boots are worthless, right?
Yeah, worthless.
Let's go try them again.
Is tier one the best? Yes, it is.
Alright, Kulimac, don't suck the big one this time.
Don't suck the big one this time, Kulimac.
That robed so immediately for five.
People want the base or something? Why would that sell for five immediately?
I guess it's the... Oh, I am level 86 base.
Is the practice playlist updated?
Practice playlist.
tips for the new precursor boss uh... hug them stay behind them
but also just have a billion fucking damage so you have to do a boss in the
way because that's how most peole two bosses go have so much damage you just
fucking know them
Uh, the boss really isn't that bad, Plagues.
Look out for the swipe.
He's got like a, uh, he's got a big swipe which is very, like, Count G and Nor swipe.
Bells goes air we 33% ES 9% damage is extra cold seems pretty good actually
They're like plagues
And it's actually a pretty good one boots worthless
and
if you say I'm a little 82 base
Maybe you can just five eggs all dump all of it
This is for the eggs all for one of these
Someone is bound to buy that thought of maxes
Yeah, it's actually a good ring.
Have you seen Fate Keeper?
No, but that couple people tell me about it.
Second
Oh God, okay, I'm no cold damage
You've got some goods in
Seven div hmm
No, I didn't mean listed that cheap for this
How much are Kulamak invites actually?
You can sell the base items, there are only six eggs all for a Kulamak invite.
Let's farm a few of these, like this might be good just for you, like the base items
you're just selling for like five eggs all.
It's not like Mega Money or anything, but...
Like, the bases do extra show.
Yeah, I did see the NoRest for the Wicked 1.0's in October.
You know what's hilarious is every single person is like avoiding...
Like, they're all avoiding November when Grand Theft Auto is.
Like, everyone's just doing like October or December.
Like, everyone's just avoiding that November timeline.
That makes me laugh a little bit.
I don't think they can delay it again, dude.
Give zero fucks about Grand Theft Auto.
I don't care about the story, I want to play the multiplayer.
It's fun.
But yeah, I mean I played them more when I was like in high school.
I don't know if I care about it as much.
I guess more college really.
Your duty goes on. Now choose your fate.
You were right.
It might be a one-cent duration game, so it was.
At this point, I'm just wondering, like, what if it just fucking flops?
You know what I mean?
Like, what if it's been so long
The people just don't give a shit anymore.
Like, I know the odds are basically zero, but...
High below, we'll make it 5 billion, yeah I guess. I guess it's one of those too big to fail type situations.
Three in a row of boots is crazy, honestly.
Wait 50 divine what the fuck?
Attack speed per spirit gain, metagane energy and transfer of project waves are actually
That good
For a pistol twister
and
I guess I should put them up for just like bases.
is people are buying bases.
I have a buyer.
I'm sure someone will want that.
See what I mean?
Like people are buying like the random items.
Bye then.
So, does the vertex help you for your build?
It makes it where you can wear the two-handed without any stats.
I only have 96 strength, and this item would normally take like 700 strength or something
crazy.
Hey meow meow.
Once you get hurt.
Surely this time he drops good loot.
so that he wants to show them over the end.
Do well, Cecil.
Once more.
Now choose your fate.
this time he's going to drop the good shit
I think the best dropping do is probably Tech Rods right is no later
The well sees you.
The ultimate is shown.
Vision of endless hate.
Ooh, the raven is staffed.
I think this one's worth anything.
One div.
Okay, dump more stuff, five exalts.
They want the craft that they can.
Okay.
Now we go and we try the staff.
Let's see if the staff can become anything good. Maybe.
his grave command
violent fusion they buffed grave command didn't they
I've crashed this all the time Derek
I think Grave Command is alright.
Not really now, but holy shit.
Let's see.
Spode Chaos Reservation, Efficiency of Skills.
Let's see.
Conjure, a Spirit to Hinder, a Rare Undead for a duration.
Keep the undead while it is hindered.
It will be captured and stored in the Soul Crystal Shard.
Soul Crystal Shard will have a wheeler of gray Bissell
with some of the bound undead as a reviving companion.
Wait, it's literally a companion.
And it retains four monster monsters.
Wait, can I have a fucking Abyssal Rare as a companion?
Wait, hold on.
Spear reservation efficiency, block chance,
Or do you think Archon buff for unholy Archon, right?
I feel like Archon makes more sense
because of unholy Archon.
Block chance, spell is a projectifier, then block chance.
Wait, we might actually try this.
I
Huh
Yeah, the plan is to be updated
wait what if we can actually get like like an abyss undead hold on now wait
hold on guys this might actually be cracked
is he a temporary minion
it's a companion
Wait a minute, we might be on some new tech here.
Let's run some new tech here.
Oh shit, it's Taulda Rufus.
and this one actually has block chance on two
you're worsty undead
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh shit.
It says there's another rare up here.
Yeah, he's bugged again.
I like it so many of them spawned in bug.
Look at that cleave the monkeys got a mean cleave dude. Yeah, the resummoning is not working now
There's the weapon swap
Oh, rarity. Okay, so we need to tame. Yeah, I can't re- I can't resummon. The weapon swap
is like fucking up my summon. Fuck I wanted to get, I wanted to promise the
monkeys killing them faster than I can get. Like the monkey is killing them too
fast, so I can't get my tame in.
I actually don't see which ones are rare.
Monkey is doing too much damage.
re-summon on both weapons yeah it is it's there's a bug
Okay, here we go, here's an undead.
Okay, I'm taming him.
Oh, I tamed him.
Okay.
Yeah, he dropped three of them.
Wait, can I tame this guy?
But this is the guy I want. I want this guy.
I want to tame him.
He seems cracked.
He's got a mommy's void, right?
Drag him out of the void.
Tame him.
Tame his ass.
He's got another void.
I'm gonna drag them out.
It's a demon, I'll show you right.
We need 157
int. I'm gonna throw it at 140 so okay I'm close to this.
Oh, it should kill a monkey.
I think the burrower is making it.
I think the burrower is like actually making a bug, there we go.
It's either it's the companion or it's the companion.
Yeah I can't re-summon them again.
It is bugged when you have a different weapon.
The weapon swap makes it just bugged entirely.
So the big abyss guys are demons. You actually can't summon them.
Okay, let's see what we can get here, anything good?
you came an undead boss? I guess it's beast only though, right? So that won't work.
So it's a good question, but I guess it's only peace.
What else is a good undead?
like a rare undead
now we're talking
isn't this an undead
oh shit here we go it's an influenced guy
see now I don't understand that he should have dropped a diamond like he was an
essence influenced
like
exile he literally had essence of a bison and he didn't drop the diamond so i guess it
doesn't work
like if you're using tablets or anything
So that's a demon.
It'll be interesting to see if the Grave command is actually good.
It also dropped as a level 20 gem.
And is it companion tagged?
It is companion tagged.
Okay, how much strength do I have, 96?
I need literally one more intelligence.
There's no way I'm stuck needing one more intelligence read series.
I actually need one more.
top right? Oh, good. Nice. Okay. Let's see what this thing does. Can that sum in more
than one unique cane beast. Wait, it says this isn't active, but he is active. Okay,
see this thing. Wait, she's too slow, though. Okay, hold on. Can I make... Real quick, I
and you make this guy do zero damage, okay?
I'm gonna see no mods.
Wait, the volatile crags are actually kind of good.
She's got no mod like she's got no gyms
It doesn't really do any damage because he doesn't have my weapon, right?
It's not really doing any damage.
on. Yeah, it's gonna be hard to make it work, I think. It needs a different mob. Like this
This one's not good.
one lightning tier one rarity. Alright let's go deposit everything, try cool
We'll try to tame a better undead.
After I just swapped the mind over matter, saved your S3 times already, yeah, mind over
matter is definitely the way to go, it's way better.
Closer.
Closer.
Alright, let's jump in, let's go.
Who won the PC, I want to say GG to them.
Smart way to ask if it's done yet already.
It's not been given away yet
How's your ES recharge as fast as it does it's
Regenerating not recharging through ghost dance
You follow me, my name.
The world sees you.
All of you, please join me.
I am too late.
Now choose your fate.
I'm not using the Hades store companion body anymore.
Uh, why was he by sir buggin?
Yeah, I guess for the last challenge we need to like, uh,
We need to start targeting these, and doing expedition.
Monkey can reach him from there.
for now.
I have a buy now.
Uh, ooooh, triple Rez, wife...
do you want to give these are these are good and craft this
as though it was a shield and I keep getting the unlucky dog shit ones
what do you mean
to slam this. Let's go see if we can make some boots.
There's some movement. Boom.
I saw it together.
Probably got room for Ward Monkey Resurrection. I get it through the weapon with the rune
Grants me runic or even 15% I get runic or in the sockets and then I get get it through the upgrades
Guess I'll take 99%
That's tier one, but if it doesn't slam on, if that doesn't slam on a movement speed, it's
I'll do what I can to sell it for you.
Damage is extra, damage is extra.
someone is bound to buy that
someone is bound to buy that
are they though? are they bound to buy it?
because I don't think they are personally
okay so Kulimac is not, I mean he's proffered the world by a lot
Kulimac is not the best
what other boss? let's try the Delirium boss
Solarium boss like the Raven shit actually worth anything anymore or is 14 div?
So Raven's fetters have dropped in price, it was seven, it's four now, okay, that makes
more sense.
So let's do one of these.
Let's see what we can get from the Raven bus.
But later, it never came.
of trauma, as boss is what this is like.
Is bossing profitable?
Let's find out today!
I bet less people are doing Arbor there also.
Give me the raven staff.
Ravenstaff, Ravenstaff, Ravenstaff, Ravenstaff, come on, Ravenstaff, bro, really?
Minus four, I guess.
Does that even worth anything?
I am not very impressed by the loot that I get from bossing.
Ravenstaff is bug sadly, what do you mean bug?
How much is this thing worth?
For the Exalt?
Is that a good price for that?
I had no idea.
During the question of the Odin's King, I have the token, tier 14 map says, they've done
before but says failed to attempt it.
This is a known bug.
I'm not sure about that one.
There's a lot of bugs.
These are bug where if the Sylvan effigy set for counter players, if you equip loyalty
it will one shot you if it touch your HP.
I haven't had that one.
I want to kill at Zerri for the tree and should we try the Breach Lord?
I mean the Breach Lord has, we can complete, we can get some Breach Sacks, right?
That's five divs. How much is it in the results? 357?
Let's see if there are any takers.
Let's try a Breach Lord.
The Breach Sacker is expensive as shit, dude.
It's like four and a half div right now.
people with that Captain America shield. Oh yeah, what's the shield worth? It's called
like Nightfall, right? It's only two div. Wait, so even if it, even in the best case scenario,
Breach costs more than the loot you can get out of it.
I don't think bossing seems very profitable.
It sucks, you heard it's bad, oh fuck.
People want the lineage gym.
It drops a support shield, it's 20, okay.
So basically you have to gamble and farm.
Oh, Natoll is a hundred D. Jesus.
That's got to be like a one percent drop rate.
Extra crit and extra boss damage on first try must be nice.
How much is Tech Rods up to by the way?
Finally starting something new today. I was trying to farm the currency I needed for Mage Blood.
So I was trying a little bossing, see if we can get some lucky drop or two in bossing.
So far I've been pretty unlucky
We might start a new build soon, but also I was thinking about doing something like I want to make some currency
I don't have enough currency that I feel comfortable for the new build yet
I got like 60 dev or something why I wanted major blood a couple hundred dev
Like I wanted to actually have some money
To be able to really juice up a new build
We might just focus in the new build anyway
Do HCSSF? Well, like I said, I'm going to do HCSSF, but I'm not going to do it like on
the first week or two. That's my reset. That's to like prolong the league and have more fun
later. I just started like this is build number one and the league's like four days in, five days in.
So I will play that, but it's not going to be like immediately. There are some kind of like
Cutting the balls off my leg early.
Morning, Mufist.
Okay, let's see if we can get lucky. Come on.
They give him more health.
Oh no, level 19, it's not worth anything, right?
Shit, minus five div.
So we're down, oh no.
We're down 10 div and all of the items are now
on the ground and I cannot, I cannot pick them up
if the instance crashed.
I might just like, I mean crafting is better than gambling on these buses.
Okay, let's see the
Oh, start the timer, boys.
the screens loading. How do you use 2N with one hand? I'll answer you that, if you answer
me how to stop these loading screens from being like three hours long.
Thank you for you guys, you'll never know, and you have the same problem, huh?
I go like every single loading screen like every loading screen bro it's insane
man bossing is not it I'm down I'm down 10 div on bossing like you just get you get garbage
Can you switch the DirectX 10 to Mon or 12 to Mon DirectX 12?
I'm on Vulkan, I swapped the DirectX 12 earlier.
Let me see if this can load without crashing.
I hit the swap button, but maybe it didn't save or something.
Now we got a loading screen, but maybe it's less loading screen.
Sometimes I can't take note of those and I'm not sure why.
Okay, how do I delete my shader cache?
It's in the video control panel, right?
I'm just going to do this now.
I don't want these loading screens all day.
So 3D settings.
Well, I go down to disable, right?
I put this on disabled, which should delete the shader caches, right?
And then I go and I put it on Elimited.
Let me read it.
updated in PoE2.
Okay, so here's the shader cache. You're saying I just delete the whole fucking file?
Like, I just delete...
This file size is 83 megabytes.
So I must have just deleted it, right?
right like. Yep, just delete it. Alright, we're going to delete, delete, delete Vulcan,
boom I deleted it's deleting deleted all right they're gone all right let's see if
it fixed it that plus direct x12 swap maybe like my loading screens are good
now I mean I'm still getting I'm maybe looking
This is what Raid last night worth, I got Legs.
Oh triple res with with rarity
I don't think the grinning mask base is good though, but I will make use of this
Times of the essence this might be worth trying to do something on them
Alright boys here we go
Give me a rib
We're gonna rib it rib it
What's our ancient ribs actually
One 49 I think it's worth one 49 you hit it with the McRib
not in traffic in super
dog shit yes evasion
ancients are scammed perfect exalts and ancients are scammed
like in my humble opinion i can confirm
I'll do what I can to sell it for you okay so so far the bosses
are we're losing all of our money on bosses like we are literally down like
20 dvd or something we could do two more breach lords I haven't found any
more breach hives are you guys having like luck finding the breaches yes you
loading screen still fucking suck. You just have to keep going down this way I
guess like. Things I found a while with over here though.
Yeah, the loading screen strikes back.
This is a juicy area, double jade hunt.
If I wanted to get another Breach Sack, if I wanted to get a nice big Sack, I would
I find, fuck it, we're all in on bossing boys, we're gonna find out if bossing is profitable.
So far I really don't think it is, I think bossing is definitely not profitable because
you get your atlas from it.
All right, let's stick the sack in here and go again.
And you find the colonies using the Breedstones.
The Breedstones unlock those, but you have to find the area to use them.
In the same way you use the Rite of the Nameless King and all that, you have to find the area
to use them.
I can't just use my Breachstone and then suddenly spawn the Hive.
I have to search the biome for it.
Give your master set up.
No, good point actually, I should probably do that.
I have a curiosity, on bosses, are you pinnacle boss farming, or are you atlas boss farming,
and what's your atlas setup?
uh... i need to run
probably near on hell this huh
As I said, you need the Breedstone in your inventory to find it.
So I won't even spawn unless the Breedstone is in your inventory. That's weird.
I
Pinnacle bosses
Yeah, I need to do J though
Yeah, I don't think the Breach areas only spawn if you have it in your inventory.
I'm pretty sure that you just use the Breach Stone to pierce into the area to be able to
do it there.
Did the callus barely drop anymore, huh?
We in nightmare, we that's our one.
Alright, I need to do J though before I do too many more of these.
We're going to chase the real payouts.
Next time, it's not going to get good loot without it.
That's not worth anything.
Why can't I click on this?
Why can't I click on this?
Okay, it reported that.
You can corrupt the vertex with plus 4 levels to corrupt gems.
That's not on the vertex.
is implicit? Yeah, it doesn't exist here. There's only implicit corrupt and explicit
the spell scope.
important piece for your bill currently, probably Mageblood, you get that one, and you buy that
still, unless you mean like generically, like for people who acquire for the bill. And in
that case, like you don't actually need like any of the unique pieces, but I do like the setup
that has it.
And in that case, probably vertex you can wear to enter.
in
you have a dog comp I was somewhere here I'll give you
I mean technically he does because he's revived instantly
Is it true the KS trials bug?
Yep, but I reported it and they fixed it.
All right, let's go boss time.
All right, let's go get the boss kill and get the J.O. point.
Scorching Cinder!
Scorching Cinder!
About a million, uh, rogue eggs I was today.
Got the joy yet with the heart of the well. Yeah, I've got a heart of the well
I've got a bunch of them dropped. I sold one for 15 and one for 25
Not today though is yesterday. Oh I think I crashed
Thank God the monkey killed them while I was crashed.
Can you get in here?
Where's the steps going down?
Oh, a lich born, that's hard of the whale time.
and a Vista Wolverine.
Get in there, monkey.
Hell yeah dude. Now can we re-revive the rogue eggs out as a lichborn to get another one?
Probably not, right? Probably revives him as a base rogue.
be OP shared if you could.
You
Do do do do do do
Oh here we go boss time
Oh my god I need the heart why I do that
Oh, spirit!
There we go.
Okay, Pinnacle Bosses, here to you.
Okay, Pinnacle Boss is 50% chance to drop lineage.
They take 35% less damage.
Increase Exceptional.
So now we can Beast Farm or Boss Farm.
I would stump all these in one div dump.
sure someone would want that.
I'll do what I can to sell it for you.
Okay, let's get the rest of the items and then we're going to gamble on this
part of the way.
Oh, monkey crash.
Go on.
Of course.
Choose what you need.
So, garbage.
Indeed.
Go.
too many maps. Okay, let's use an echo. Echo the first one. Okay, so here's a little tip
for you guys if you didn't know if you're trying to make some money you can
use echo of chaos of course this is gambling or echo of you know abyss echoes
here on the hard of the well on the first and last one the first and last one
are the ones that can grow percentage damage if you don't get it on the first
one then GG it's all over and just give up on life let's see 8% chance for
triggers skills to refund half the energy spent or evasion rating from body armor.
I think I take evasion rating. See now I lost the cost of the jewel
plus the echoes. And it's over for me.
for me. 3% tax speed. Tax speed, chance to poison, rage when hit by an enemy. Oh, these
are all like terrible. I guess chance to poison maybe. These are all terrible, bro. Let's take
rage I guess. Crit spell is good, yeah but I have a tax fee of innovation so like
crit spell damage doesn't really make sense. This is a bricked item. I need
damages extra. Oh my god, I got it and so it's somewhat saved, somewhat saved by
damage by extra. Poison will have been better on chaos I guess. Okay let's see
One div, one div.
The fuck, these things are worthless nowadays.
These things are completely worthless now, what the fuck?
is that a good price?
How much are hard of the whale on ID?
No idea.
Bro, they're not even worth anything anymore, really.
Wait, they're like actually worthless.
Why I'm dying to hate it's just for tank
Sacrifice of flesh you don't have to have it
You're finding a lot of them. Yeah, they're worthless now. Okay. All right, so what's actually valuable?
Hold on. We got to check what's actually worth farming right now
We're back to Ritual Farm Mage Blood. I mean, I'm down big on money. Down to $59. I even
drop the price of my giga chess piece to 145.
Yeah, it's hard to find one that has my stats on it.
there we go. It's like mine's a hundred give. I'm just going to put up his for a hundred
it's triple socket mine's better because you can still be triple socketed
his is uncorrupted too I could just put my 99 and it probably sell and
undercut the shit out of you he did. Mine is better but not like crazy better. We
could try to widow the code like if I had deflection like what if we did like
70 and then we add deflection. Then it goes up to 150. This guy's just nuts. Triple soccer
with 30% quality. This is a mirror. I don't want to fuck.
Those are not moving. Well, I mean 10 minutes, 47 minutes, 18
minutes. This one's six hours.
I bet I could put my 99 and sell it.
50 would insta-sell, yeah, but like I have 70 div into it.
It took me 70 to make it in materials.
So like I want a minimum of 100.
It's not like I picked it up off the ground like this, you know.
We had to make it.
I think 99 is like almost an instant sale.
hundred dip cheaper than I wanted to though. Alright I'm gonna do 99 and if
it sells, if it sells instantly and it sells instantly, if it doesn't sell
instantly I'll just I'll probably put it back up and then I'll just let it sit
it for a while.
Others are overrunning here.
Let's get a really juice map table here.
Okay, all right, well, we have, effective is 13% rarer than 18%.
What do I have for the reroll ones?
It's not Grand Effectives, it's not Grand Rarity.
I will do this one.
Okay.
We're gonna try these tier 16s here.
This one probably.
Okay.
I don't have that much rarity in my gears.
the problem. Okay, we're going to run this one. Let's make sure we have the right 20%
more chance to extra content and double effect.
OK, there.
All right, here we go.
All right, here goes nothing.
You're pretty happy to get two tips for the campaign was over?
pretty lucky. Alright let's see if we can get another lucky diamond. I'd say lucky
but like honestly the diamonds are worth like a divin a half now like they're
kind of trash
oh
what does this do
Composure for say two seconds across your shapeshift
You you gain guard equal to 50% of the sword damage and rage of the throbs. Oh, that's cool
Oh, there's one diff finally we're getting a drop
fall orb a chance
yeah I'm about to do I'm about to gamble all my fucking currency
as a orbs of chance
like for a head-onner
say fuck it. Full send everything try to get head-on
I
Want a mage blood though is the thing
So I shouldn't do that because if I sell if I sell that jacket for a hundred that means I have like what 150 160
Which means I'm only a hundred away from each. I really want mage blood
It's the league mage blood dropped. I gotta get a little I gotta get mage blood in the league, right?
I know, but it's gambling like.
But the omens are guaranteed successful, but chance not, that's a horrible way to do it,
It makes it in you about
Right's had a higher more than mage blood just have a hunter makes you do a billion fucking damage I can same for clear
I feel like bucklers are almost just a complete swing and a miss like
can people use bucklers at like fucking at all and anything I've never seen
Anyone buy a buckler or use a buckler in the build?
Don't crash on me, bro. This is a juicy expensive man
Oh, I'm good, okay, we're back.
Oh
Two rogues in neither of them or influenced
I'm just going to start farming fucking uniques and turning them into chance shards.
God damn.
Probably easier to get the chance shards than it is to get the heavy boats.
for sure, actually.
I mean, yeah, essences are just like almost worthless.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
and
abyssal depth son
there and do this is an overrun we almost fucking nothing out of it
I got one divine from the map.
I was expecting at least 50.
There we go.
Give me an Omen of Echoes or an Omen of Light here and all will be forgiven.
Futurification is kind of okay actually.
River of Job-Own.
Alright, not terrible I guess.
What's this quadrilla error? It's because you have the monkey boss. I get it too. We all
I'll get it.
Pretty common bug, it's pretty annoying, just unfortunately it is what it is.
Keep the animal you try to leave the episodapse.
Yeah you gotta log back into town by control clicking the login button.
So we're the problem and then it will help from there
Greater Exile wow like no loot from the bus weirdly unlucky
Actually do need the flask we need to improve our flasks
Your next build idea change and leak start yeah, I'm actually not sure what I'm gonna do on the next build
I don't want to do Monk because Monk into the beam like just obviously OP everyone's playing fucking Monk
Gold is useless to me
I don't know if I want to play like the the monk as the next build so might be something else
Choose what you are useful to me.
Seems like a good deal.
I wish we had what is it called the wealthy exile for POE 2.
SSF maybe?
I will play hardcore SSF here but not like immediately.
Like the league just started, I'm trying to farm shit, I'm in the middle of like my process
of building up builds and stuff.
I just want to delete everything and start completely over when I just finish the industry.
But I will play a hard course except for the end of the week.
Then Wishings for Wealthy Exiles since long see I love Wealthy Exiles.
It'll be a fantastic addition.
Wealthy Exiles is something that like price checks everything in your stash
tells you what's worth and how much rough money you have.
OK, so now that we have Jado, which is,
Pinnacle bosses
have a chance for additional lineage gems.
Now I think we tried Pinnacle Boss farming again.
Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do
Breach stacks.
We're gonna do Tendive
worth of Breach stacks, okay?
Good news for you
Came froze may a lot of money from ritual boss, but like do you when you do a ritual?
Are you just like doing ritual than doing the boss when you saved up the tickets or are you buying the?
the invites. I'm trying to see if it's profitable to buy the invites. About the
invites interesting thing is breach is very expensive to run I probably need
rarity to run this too.
What's your level now?
I'm 93.
Do you no longer get XP in here, right?
It really doesn't affect the boss drops, no, it affects the drops at the end of this portion.
Have you done the 60 breach rings thing? No, that drops the grasping mail.
Which did, I did the math and at the moment the breach rings are more expensive.
Craspy mouse seems like it would be really good for minion damage.
We should see if we get lucky.
Here's the thing.
If we get the lineage gem that's worth 100 div and then we sell our chest plate for 100
div, then that means we could buy mage blood.
So we have to get lucky with the drop.
So I think max level will be increased in POE too.
No, that's not how they do their expansions.
This is World of Warcraft, so they typically have the levels that kind of matter.
The idea why my monkey HP just went from 10,000 to 12,000 with low 20 gem plus 1 corrupt
because you upgraded your gem and got plus 1 corrupt.
Level of minions increases the stats of your minions.
Oh, shit, the divine.
Feathered remnants actually are kind of good.
Kind of like that.
I was supposed to put the damage gems on him.
I can't read some of them, oh my fucking god, what's going on here, hold on, I don't know
what's going on but I'm gonna, I put a multiplier on him somewhere by accident, monkey, you
What's going on?
Got bugged somehow.
Oh my god.
That's how tanky I am.
Oh he's hokey and that's what fucked it up.
Damn, minus five dave again.
How do you get Breachstone? You get Breachstone from 300 players. This isn't worth anything,
right? Yeah. So we've lost 15 Div on this boss so far.
I'm sure someone will want that.
Oh, Tier 2 physical hybrid.
Abrasion boom.
And now, pre-fixed job on.
All I have left is the Atlas tree or the uh, the Vault Tempo Atlas.
Here, a normal chaos off the bad roll, it did work.
OK, now prefix Jawbone and we hit the lightning.
Now I hit the flat-fizz.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, well, let's just see what happens.
Dog shit.
OK.
It's trash.
Good news for you.
Okay, so we're down 15 divine, just this morning we're down 25 divine total, and boss drops,
but this boss in particular we're down 15. Here goes my 20th div attempt.
Open, yeah, open a new...
So we need to hit a good drop here to even like break even basically at this point.
Hi Kitty.
This will be a 20 to 40 dip drop here.
I love the confidence.
We can be loud!
Can you profit boss farming time to find out?
In today's episode of the Monkey That Slams.
Today is the day.
All right, half instead of front legion.
Uh, nothing good here, really?
are all like bad bases. No, I had her and it's gonna play the monkey. Alright monkey, do
it give him the old slammerino you're piling to the five buddy
I
All right
Come on now big hit big hit
Big hit holy shit, we're down 40 div or 20 div
Boys I mean how many do I just commit to this fucking boss until I actually get a drop like
20 day after this boss gone
Plus five of all spell levels
I'll do what I can to sell it for you this is all we have I will make use of this
We're down bigly we're starving the death right now
No, I think we're getting these five exalt trashed items sales
Okay
All in all the toll is how much?
116 div for an all
So if you hit this it's a hundred and sixteen
I
Damn dude
It's just not going well for us.
Alright, two more.
We're doing two more.
We're going in for 30 div.
30 dev investment in these boss fights.
Now, really taking it out of the way.
What's so expensive, the Splanners?
No, you need the Breach Sack.
Alright, Monkey.
I
I'm gonna end up being broke and not be able to make my new build
Alright, I'll hit a 100 Diver, it's fine.
We'll get lucky, we'll hit the 100 Diver drop, I'm sure it's more than 1% drop.
Do you remember the turn of the streamer client?
I kind of forgot
here Mr. Zash please drop me one of your linings.
Jim so that I don't lose 30 total div and drops like I have so far
Please actually a div is nice
Getting a raw div is nice. It's one of like the five
That you spin on it I guess
All right, mr. Breach, please
Please I would really like
If you don't mind Mr. Breach, I would really like the item please.
Please drop me a lineage gem, Zesh, the good one, the expensive one.
really expensive and please drop me a one hundred dev
lanish him right now please
nice try with that fake tink
oh my god he did it
he did it oh my lord lasen jelman we are rich
we are beyond rich oh my god i think that's actually like not the good one
I'm pretty sure that's a cheap 0-1, actually.
Plus 5 projectile.
Fire damage, physical damage, hmmm.
That might be worth trying to do something with, maybe not, but...
Okay, crunch fees.
this is all we have a useful trade okay how much is this one please tell me I'm
in the profit now 17 divine okay I mean that means we're we're only down I'm gonna
put it up for 18 that means we're only down 12 divine hey only minus 12
divine is not bad. I mean you're basically gaming for the big one. I got the I got the
the worst one out of all of them to give you an idea
only down twelve not bad
it were this is this is gambling in its utmost form
You found two Divas, so it's only down 10, true.
Proof that if you're down in the whole gambling, the best option is to keep going.
Yeah, I mean, that's also true.
Can you change something from YouTube? Yeah I did. You can see it all that's in the
planner if you type exclamation mark build.
and
big slam monkey go
How people make this much money I'm broke as fuck. I mean I was just running maps and selling shit selling crafted items
Now we're trying breach boss, and I cannot recommend
Spent 30 div and I've only made 20 back
No div GG
All right, monkey get in there
Get in there monkey
I
Please please video game, please
Nice try at the team too early
All right, well, yep, we lost 10 div. We ran six of them and we lost 10 div and that's with one lineage dropping
The tablet for monkey farm the tablets that have unique bosses have extra rare mods
All right, so I think we're gonna do crafting we're down bad we gotta make some money back we're gonna try to do some crafting
Choose what you need. I will make use of this. Go.
Kevin, worse. I mean, my send divs pretty bad. That's like, we have 42 div left.
The first thing we're going to do is we're going to craft a headhunter.
This is the deterministic craft and all you have to do is get lucky
So it's pretty much deterministic. All right, here we go
People are really selling this shit for orbs of trying to go to hate people
I'm going to go back to you.
Here we go. You ready? We're
going to go back to the hideout.
It's time for a head on there.
I have a bar now. Lord, please.
All I'm asking for is one head on
Fuck. Fuck.
Ah, those are really cheap, oh no, because a lot of them aren't good.
Ah, we're going to craft something.
Let's get rid of this item before it tinks in price.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
Alright, breed sacks.
We're going to try to buy these for four.
Okay.
Time to do some crafting.
Some mega amazing crafting.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to teach you how to lose your money.
All right
Okay, let's go gambling
All right, your order is registered
All right, what do we want to work on?
What's a good base here? How about a
Viobrobe
82 Viobrobe base
42 exalt. How much are these if we start with like 25 quality? 10 div. How about if we start
with like three sockets? 25 div. Alright, well we're not going to do that. We're just
going to buy it with level of two. Alright ladies and gentlemen here we go. I'm going
talk you through. Yep, I'll talk you through how we're going to craft. So
here's how you craft. If you guys always want to learn how to craft, don't you
worry. I'm going to be able to teach you how to do it right now. Let me get first.
We got to get all of the stuff that we need in order to lose a bunch of money.
order food real quick. One moment. Order food and then I'm going to teach you guys how to
to lose your money or their frosty, why not?
alrighty then
so the first thing we're going to do is get unlucky so we're going to slam this
with a perfect transmute
and we're going to get thorns damaged it's important to get the bad luck out
right at the beginning
so if you can start with thorns
or a stun threshold or life regen that's perfect
so now what we're going to do is we're going to null it because we get agate but then you
know we already have dog shit so of course we're going to go ahead and
and then all this
and now it's still magic
so we can go ahead and perfect out again never get another dog should stat
okay
so that's good this is going
fantastic is not only with the white base cost is forty two exalts but the
nose themselves are almost a divine
so we're already down like
almost three divine already we're gonna slam this again for the cover as
that's playable
although the whole point of having a little item eighty two is that you can
get your one reds but we didn't get your one reds
So at least it's playable.
Now, the next move is you want to perfect og it again,
but this time when we perfect og it,
we're gonna try to get that thorns right back.
So we're gonna go ahead and perfect og that.
Oh, nevermind, we hit tier one maximum marriage issue.
So this is great because now we get that chance
to bait ourselves into looking like we might actually
be able to make a bit of an item.
Okay, so now we're going to perfect regal.
Let's see if there are any takers
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Wait wait for everybody
No step two again step two was to slam
Reduced poison duration and then a little bit back off so that way you get the bad luck out of it
Why not essence it now because we're going for big dick and essence is just gonna give me like a tier three res
Okay, all right, is everyone back from the ads yet?
Can we play the video game?
Roll back, all right.
Perfect Rego is bait though, consider me baited.
Okay, so we're going to perfect Rego and we're going to get lucky with the perfect
Rego.
Here we go.
You ready?
Dirst reduced duration of bleeding on you. That's tier three. So that's great
So that's that means we got some dog shit already. So now what we're going to do is we're pretty much almost giving up on life
so we're going to
Rib this
Whereas do we have a rib we don't have a rib?
I hope we got wasted more money real quick. We have to get a rib
a couple ribs and do I have the prefix guarantees or no? I don't even have the prefix guarantees
anymore. I haven't show those before. Prefix guarantees. Those are nine eats. What a fucking
scam that is. Okay, here we go. So we're going to prefix guarantee rib boom and now we're
We're gonna gray their exaltation slam.
That hit tier one, yes, wait, that's actually huge.
Oh, wait a minute, this could be good.
This could be a big one.
I mean, we had some threshold, the suffixes are cooked.
But we have a chance.
So now because it has a chance to actually do something,
I am debating echoing it.
It's not a great one.
I mean, the suffixes suck.
But we have a chance.
So we're gonna give it a chance to breathe.
All right, your order is registered.
here we go. Okay here we go. So now we reveal 34 spirit which is dog shit when
we have double tier one yes we need percentage yes we got percentage yes
That's tier two, yes, but I'll take that over fucking 39 spirit, I think.
Okay, so now we have six hundred and eighty, yes.
Quality that bad boy up, see what it looks like.
Put in a little bit of the sockets.
Now, we're talking 942 ES.
Okay, now we remove the dog shit suffixes in order to see what it maybe looks like.
just remove all this, we can keep the cold res, we can, can div, maybe 10 div,
let's see, 40, let's see what 40 res looks like, these are corrupted however,
Uncorrupted 40 div? Can you re-roll those suffixes? We can widow the suffixes, but it's tier 2 though is the thing.
I mean a widow is like expensive. I don't know if it's worth whittling honestly. I mean we could hit it one time with a widow, but it's like 4 or 5 div when literally the item itself is worth like.
Yeah, I'm itself is probably like...
Tendive, maybe?
But a good Suff exchange would make this much more valuable.
Okay, you know what? We'll go for it.
We are learning to lose our money. Let's go ahead.
So now we have two widows.
Let's just check and see what the widow had hit.
The duration of bleeding.
I think we just greater...
I think we just greater chaos. I don't I don't think it's worth doing a
I don't think it's worth doing a perfect like how much are perfects right now?
218 perfects are like 2d a click. I don't think it's I don't think it's worth that.
I think it's I think it's worth a greater. 2d a click is kind of crazy like
Are we gonna try a normal first and if the normal doesn't hit then we'll do a perfect after it, right?
Okay, right
Duration of bleeding okay, it's gonna hit duration of bleeding you're rating
Just give me like a tier two res or something
Stick to the plan loosen my fine fuck it
You guys really won't watch me lose all my money fine
here we go ladies and gentlemen I'll give you a perfect the item itself is
even worth the perfect but I'll do it for the memes here you go boom perfect
well you don't say I never would did anything for you right and here you go
boom just like that tier three lightning res okay now where's the next
widow hit it's lightning res so now we have double res
Okay, so double res 942. Yes. That puts us at 70% total. Ellie res
17 div 17 div
Perfect for a tier three, that's a scam, that's why I'm saying, yeah, there you go, so maybe
15?
And how much do we invest in this?
We spent like five or so.
We'll put up for 15.
I'm sure someone will want that.
Okay, Valorant now we're trying to profit craft here.
Okay, so that's item number one.
We now have an ES shield up.
All right, now let's try to make a cheaper, like, let's try to get rid of these that aren't
selling. Let's try to make some cheaper shit. I'm surprised with Chesapeas as
So I'm almost tempted to widow the cold reds and work on our 99 Div one, but
Damn, that's crazy staff
Dropping the prices of things
Okay
Alright, what do we make next, maybe an ES chess piece, maybe some boots, whether let's
see here, let's do boots, let's do equipment filter, minimum area to shield one, we'll do
normal. This is how you can tell what's the highest base. And then we'll make a helmet.
Go for rings. Rings are not a bad idea, actually. Okay, actually we haven't made any rings.
I like the ring call. Let's make a ring. So ring, we want a magic ring. Actually, let's
see if we can make an amethyst base magic ring that has total element, that has total
elemental res percentage and let's try to go for 40 and then if we can get life
like a life well like a hundred life for the Ali res magic base tier one live
tier two okay let's go with like let's go with was it 42 for Ali res
Okay, so Tier 1, Ellie Res, Tier 1 Life is 100 Exalts, but we need a good item level.
I think it still has to be 82 to get Tier 1 Res, right?
this one tier one all percentage tier one life to dip start okay so this one is
110 life level 82 16 all res this one 16 all res it's only 81 though okay let's
Let's make sure it's item level 82, item level 82, 1L tie, 15% 1Div, I'm going to buy the
one for 1Div.
Okay, 1Div, it's a good start.
Now I think we just go for a Shillo Essences basically.
Since it's an amethyst base, we want a lot of chaos res on it.
So we're going to go chaos res like this.
So that's 19%, plus 8% of the implicit, 15%.
And now we're going to roll, we're going to do collar bone.
We want suffix guarantee, collar bone.
I have a fire.
And we want to try to get a resistance, basically, because we're just going for a bunch of resistances.
Now in order to see how much one of these would be with a lot of res, like we have,
at this point we have 20, let's say 20 chaos at least.
I would see if we can get, it has 15 all res on it, so it's 45.
So if we can get at least 80 res with life, and then if we have chaos, total chaos res
would see at least 20% actually between like 25. We have that how much is this 5-div minimum.
So that's 44, 18, 16. So this is like 5-div if you can get one of those and that's without like
flat attack etc. 7-div etc. So we've put one div into it. We put the chaos res which is like free
and the collar bone is like half a div. So we're one and a half div in. So if we use an echo re-roll
This means we're going to be in it for about, this is just over two and a half div, just
over two and a half div, including the reroll.
Low row and then plus it, yeah that's bad, but that's not a huge deal.
Okay, so reroll, we're looking for big res.
13 lightning and chaos, that means it gives us a shit little more chaos.
We probably just take the lightning and chaos at this point, because that's a lot of chaos
now.
So now we have 21, this is actually 40% chaos risk.
So now if we price check that, it looks like there's one for 6 DIV that's basically similar.
Okay, so that's now about a five-div item to sell it fast, and then we want good prefixes.
So now we have to get sort of lucky with big prefixes, basically.
So we want to get a greater exalt slam.
It's not worth a perfect fest.
These aren't like super expensive items.
What we do want though is we want some big prefix slams of like flat damage.
Lowest row on the chaos of mining, worth rerolling.
I mean one div, I don't know if one div is worth a reroll.
I think most people aren't going to look at that difference in them.
So now we slam this.
Do the quality Omen.
talking about like I've catalysted it up and the quality problem is is I think
catalysts are very expensive like let's see here this league I think they're
pretty hard to get so the way breach works now so like if we want physical
damage for instance to try to like do the consuming catalyst so then what we
need to do is we would need to do physical catalyst let's see which is all
This is 20 exalt and then how much is the Omen itself?
Let's see here.
Well, it actually might be worth, like it actually might be worth because that's seven.
seven
Maybe everyone's 20 so be about 27 and try to get physical. I am you might be you actually might be right
Let's try this here. Let's get like 15 of these
Let's see
Try the physical first
Okay, one more of those
Because we're going to try to get physical slam, be the best role possible here.
Okay, and then catalysting, and then greater exaltation, and then we slam, and we're looking
for physical slam.
So we got tier two physical, and tier one accuracy.
So the physical isn't great, but I mean the accuracy isn't great, but we did get tier
two physical.
Okay, so now what we're going to do here is we need to search for it basically.
We need to look at, we need to do total res, like we need to do total elemento res and
we need to do total chaos res.
The elemento res is, let's see, it's 13 plus 45, 58, so let's just put 55 and the total
chaos res, we have like 40 on it.
Okay, that's three divs. Now if we add the life, if we add maximum life with 100, because we have 100.
Now we're talking five divs, and now if we add the physical damage to attacks, there's none of them.
I might have added the wrong physical damage. Did I add the wrong physical damage to attacks or now?
Did I add the wrong one?
Or is there just literally none of them?
How about ads, uh, cold damage to attacks?
None of those either?
Okay, what if I lower, like, the life?
Okay, what if I lower the chaos?
3 div.
Believe the base, oh good point, I suppose.
Ring. Oops.
Just any ring.
Physical damage to attacks, 100 and 40.
15 div. But that's with this base.
Oh, and that's with all this catalysting, actually.
Because we still have to add catalyst.
Wait, this guy is essence chaos, and then you got chaos row?
Wait, you can do that? How the fuck do you get chaos on chaos?
I don't know, you can get chaos, and then also just row chaos.
Oh, flux. Oh, shit. Interesting. Okay, so this actually has, like, this actually has potential.
maybe 10 yeah I guess we put it up for like 12 see what happens
Okay, other stuff, twelve divs, maybe fourteen actually, I feel like it's pretty good.
Okay, so that's another item up for sale.
How much have we used so far?
That was like a pretty cheap Maybring,
till we still have 45 dip.
So we're like making items now.
Okay, so we made a ring, we made a chest piece.
Maybe now what we do is we make a helmet.
Weapon, we'll make weapons in a moment.
Okay, so Ancestral is going to be the best base, that's how we can check the base.
So we go Ancestral, tiara, and we want item level 82, so we can hit tier one.
We search for that.
Oh, it needs to be a normal base.
50 exalt base, basically.
You can just check to see what 25 quality would look like.
It's too div for 25 quality.
That's not terrible.
What if it's like 28? None of them. What if it's like 24? What point do we get one dev base?
At 22 it becomes one dev base. Okay, so forget that. 50 exalt, which is like half of a dev.
We'll take the half div
You've received a shipment. Okay, we got 150 exalts
All right, you guys enjoying the crafting session
Crafting son normally are jammed it
Okay, so now we're gonna just slam it get lucky fire as good now. Give me. Yes. Go
Alright, tier one hybrid is kind of mid, but tier one, tier one, sure.
Let's just go ahead and put on resistance, like fire res, and we'll just put on its
ES base, so people probably have CI, so I'm not worried about chaos, so I'm just going
to add like normal resistance.
So now we have two resistances on here.
Alright, now we have a rib.
We want it to be a prefix, we don't want it to be suffix because we want to try to get
energy showed so we're going to go ahead and do prefix guarantee or see these
are kind of low value though so like it's probably maybe not worth doing the
prefix can well okay we'll do the prefix guarantee
all right we'll buy that I guess it's only nine it's worth it okay so we'll use
nine prefix guarantee desecrate there we go we'll go ahead and slam this
Try to get lucky.
Accuracy range, horrible and manage terrible.
So we've got two bad stats.
So more than likely this is a brick and start over.
Yes, 62% ES. This is just like bad.
It's like tier 4 ES, tier 3 miss, 221 ES.
So this I'm just going to put up for like a div and then hope that it sells.
since we've invested maybe about a div into it. We'll just put it up for a div
and maybe we break even on that. So it didn't hit very good so we just start
over we just buy another one. We just go again slam in this guy's hideout see if
he has good luck. Tier one mana, tier one lightning. We either 50-50 and know the mana
or we say fuck it and try to do it for a mana stacker, but I don't know if the mana stacker
still use the helmet. Like, I don't love it. I don't love it. I don't hate it. Yeah, you're
right you don't know. I guess we just have to regal it or essence it. Another
cheap essence and we just basically slant at this point it's not worth
investing too much more in it. So something we can do if it doesn't hit
very well. I think we just greater, we greater exaltation, greater slam and we
don't even rib it and if it doesn't go very well we can use the putrefy to
try to save it. I'll just do this. So we just have the base. We greater exalts, a greater
Exaltation plus a Greater Exalt Slam, Tier 3 Life, Tier 1 Rarity, Wife and Man, uh-huh.
It's like not great.
It's got a Yellow Slam one more time.
Okay, so we're going to Putrefy, we're going to Putrefy and try to save it that way.
So we are going to socket it, and then we're going to go get scraps.
Scraps are so expensive this league, like holy shit.
So now we're going to use, because it didn't really hit well, we can save it.
We can use putrification, and we can use a rib.
And we can slam this, and this is going to RNG all of it.
And now we're not going to use an echo.
We only use an echo if we hit like three crazy stats
or something in the beginning.
Or we have like two good prefixes, and then we go again.
Dog shit start.
Bad.
Okay, pretty bad.
Reveal, lightning res,
fire res,
cold res or chaos res.
I mean, probably chaos res.
Normally I went to chaos res.
We put this up, maybe we get,
maybe we get something out of it.
Shipment sent.
Okay, so now we remove everything except the res.
439 is 3div, considering we have triple res, we might get 3div for it, maybe, we'll try
three div. We'll put three div. Leave that for a moment. Okay, let's try again. Let's do
one more helmet. One more helmet then we'll move on to something else.
Try one more helmet.
Everything you see is for sale.
Good news for you.
Alright.
Yellow slam, tier one.
Reduce attributes, horrible.
We're just going to perfect rego, or normal rego.
Accuracy, this is dog shit, so I'm just going to chaos.
my cast try to remove the accuracy. So it's just a brick and we give up on it.
It's a brick and we give up on it. Throw in the reforger. Okay, let's try one more.
Yeah, we'll try the higher quality. Why not? We'll do a we'll do a two-diver. We'll
try a little bit more of a high-end one if we get lucky here. Two-div. It looks
like this guy was trying to craft him too. His aren't even bad and he's not
able to sell this. Probably not in that much of demand. Okay, YellowSlam reduce
attributes horrible. It's really bad actually. It's a bad start. How much are
knows. Maybe we try. Wait, they're only 17? Wait, Exalts are only 17? Wait, why are they
so cheap right now? I didn't realize they went down so much. That's like half the
price they were. It's got to be some kind of a null exploit or some shit going on.
Okay, lighting res. Tier one. Code res. Let's just, let's guarantee the prefix
first. Let's get a rib. Get the prefix. Okay, here we go. Slam. Now greater exalt. Accuracy
reading so bad reduce that oh my god
rarity one seventy one life we just take one seventy life bucket this thing's
terrible
uh... you know what i think we i think we putrefied
we try to save it
since it's twenty five percent here's what we do
so here's what we did if if you get
something where you get fucked
then what you can do is you can go like this
it's already quality right socket it
what we can do is we can just exhal or cat normal chaos until it removes off that
and then we can reputrify again
not that's necessarily worth worth it but you could
future fire again with another red and then we can just try again
these are horrible
all these are so fucking bad bro
yes it's beyond brick
double rarity
pocket cray that s yes is terrible
dog shit
dog shit item
not even worth a div.
There's an exception base, there's an exception base.
So that's like, this is like just a huge L.
We're taking L's on the helmets.
The helmets aren't great.
OK, that was an L. Let's try a belt.
Let's try, can we get a total L eras
any le rez
Sorry, you have 45 le rez and get a life belt
150 we want tier one tier one is what we want
To div for that, huh?
With one charm slot. Okay. How about 41 res?
Still too div
You just have at least two charm slots for us. It's unusable.
raw hide belt or neat belt
We could do the two charm slot one
This one can probably be used
Okay, you need two charm slots in order to have the max of three 41 fire 170 life
Okay, let's go white neem res, and then we want to go suffix, suffix bound because we're
going for triple res here and now we want I do want to reroll for this because I
think it could be worth it actually let's see what this would be worth if we
get. If you get, let's see, total LA res like 100. What does it look like?
five div from the lower end
five div on the lower end so it should be worth it because we're in for two and it could be five
So we need to break a div here.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
We do want to get an echo.
fire and chaos
I think we just take that right away
Yeah, okay, now it's as simple as greater exaltation double slam
them.
Fuckin' flask recovery and charms suck.
But I mean, that's not bad. 170 life with Res.
So let's see, this is Tolo Res. We have like 70.
Actually it's 80, and then Tolo Chaos is 15
or higher, let's say 160 life.
4Div, 4Div, and that's, let's see, lightning and chaos, 31, and there's a lot of lightning.
162, 4Div, Increased Explicit Modifier.
So that's how he's getting interesting.
One charm slots. Oh, yeah, you're right. This one is two, which is 45, but they use increased explicit resistance modifier
That's how they got that that actually would be better
But this is not bad still
10? I don't know if it's 10. I mean, there's two charm slots. What if I lower the stats
a bit, 150, and then lower the res like 12? One charm slot, one that see, two is three
for this one, for instance, is worse res. I think it's more like probably more than
five because it's tier one tier one
I'm gonna say
Look for seven
Seems like a good deal
See how that does
Okay, we should try a weapon, huh?
Let's try a weapon
Let's try, let's make a Mace. So again, if you want to see what the best base is, you
can go like, you can remove all your filters, you can take like any two-handed Mace for
instance, make it normal like this, and then you click the stat, physical damage, physical
damage, highest physical damage is this one. Firewood, if you want the highest physical
and we're trying to make companion hammer, so we do want the highest possible, which
means we want an exceptional iron great wood. It's 3div or 30 exalt for this one. That is
only an 80 base, but I think an 80 base will still roll, so we're going to take the 30
exalt one. This is so hard to craft, you just got to get lucky. Crafting them just means
you have to get lucky it's always well we sell we sell the jackets and the
weapon okay so let's look at the modifiers you can go to P2DB and if you
go to modifiers you can look at what you're making and I'll show you a
modifier so 200 maces for instance and you say like what do we want like
physical, etc. I'll show you what it takes to drop it.
So can we drop percentage physical
required above 82. So we're not going to get tier 1 merciless, it's not possible.
Stunderation, code, and it's pretty much bricked already.
Like just getting cold diamonds like that, it's like, it's just straight up ass basically.
So at that point, you pretty much can't do anything with it.
We could retry reforging the magic, so we just get another one.
Here's a 5 Exhaust for 79. Let's see if we want 82, for instance.
82 bases. They're probably not going to be worth as much as...
let's see iron what was it called iron great wood iron iron wood great hammer
see was an iron wood grey hammer an iron wood grey hammer I don't think it's
going to be worth as much as the base to slam these they're too they're too
cheap is the thing like they're too exalted so it's not worth the augments
and transmutes to slam them. So we just use the graders. We can get a bunch of them and
then try just hitting them with graders. But it's pretty much not worth the gamble because
I think the hammers just aren't like, they're just kind of not worth it because of how big
of a pool like, the pool of drops are too, like they're just too dog shit.
The other thing you could do is I guess you could slam it with greater transmutes to try
to get it to like become magic and hit a suffix and then you hit it with perfect AUG since
those are cheaper and you can see how it should roll with the higher end one of them.
Like this is an 82 and it has a suffix right so I can perfect aug this.
It hits tier 2 fire though, like it's just not, it's not good.
I have triple these bases.
These things sell the best. So far the most money we've made is selling chess pieces.
So we'll try to make another sleek chess piece.
So far that has been our best luck.
Choose what you need.
Dimes of your settings.
So let's make the one that we've had the best
luck with so far.
Sleep jacket.
We're going to get a normal
level 82 sleep jacket.
And let me see
something real quick here.
Can I help?
These are cheaper than I would like them to be right now.
the one I have here still has the sell for 99. I thought that was a sell by now
honestly. Okay, so we're gonna do a sleek jacket. I'm trying to make mid tier
jackets like if we can make like 15 div jackets. That's kind of a goal. What's
that? So you may see some really ages of shitload of physical for the companion
The good thing about that is you don't need any other stats, it's just the top-end stats.
Okay, let's try these.
Okay, slam, thorns is garbage, life is garbage. These are both like garbage. I have to get another base now.
That's the best one. Stunthresh Hoth is trash.
Okay, so this is the best one. But Stunthresh Hoth is like trash, trash.
So, it's either a null or we go again.
I think we just gamma.
I think we just straight up gamma.
Just essence it and go.
prefix, rib, I'm not trying to make perfect ones, I'm trying to make like, like sellable
ones.
So we're in this for about a day already.
Uh, very bad.
Very very bad.
It's pretty much a brick.
So then the only other thing we can do is it's worth a greater exaltation just to see, but
much a brick and go again unless it's slam something crazy like oh slam tier
three hybrid flat. Too bad the life isn't like this could have actually been
like kind of good. The problem is the the quality like the quality and
sockets is another 30 exalt but it's probably worth it just to try to sell it.
Okay, I'm just going to put a normal running it all right 281
Sell it wait. Hold on me check what's worth. I think it's worth much of anything honestly
Let's see and this is these are all corrupted versions. Yeah, it's worth like fucking nothing has one good res
Maybe I get my money out of it, maybe.
Is that a good price for that? I have no idea.
Okay, start again.
Okay, we need perfect transmutes.
threshold of course. Oh, hybrid's good though. Alright, here we go again. You know
what? Fuck it, YOLO perfect. I'll get baited by Perfect Regal again. I think
these are trash, but I'm getting baited by this again. Alright, YOLO. Tier 3 life
every time. Alright, you know what? I'm gonna chaos off the life. I'm gambling
this one. I'm casting off the life. And it worked. Alright, now I'm gonna greater
Exalt slam and pray that only hits one self prefix
It did only one prefix. It was bad if tier one lightning
All right, we get one rib and then maybe we put it up for a div
Maybe break even like we're not having too many good slams right now. That's right away
We could just putrefy the other one honestly
Oh, it's actually kind of good.
Maybe a div, maybe?
Alright, let's just put this one up for a div.
Okay.
So we've only had a couple decent crafts.
The other ones were kind of like unlucky dog shit, honestly.
Got a hybrid of Injury Invasion with Life
and Tier 2 Fire on Augment Transmitter,
where they go from the slime essence.
Essence into Guarantee Prefix Rib,
and the same one you get in the greater double slime,
you get something that, basically the same process I'm doing right now is how I made
all my jackets. And the jackets is where I made all my money. It's kind of hard to land
triple tier one though. Holy loading screen. Holy loading. Can't use this guy's market.
That guy must have been from the other side of the world, man, his loading times are insane.
Alright, try one more of these.
How many of you guys are crafting this at the same time because I know these prices have gone up five eggs
I'll just know that's like minute
There's gotta be a bunch people doing this same time here one life here one that's just crap
Just YOLO slam it up and then put your fight
All right, I'm gonna I'm just gonna YOLO put your fight
They're buying them and reselling for you to buy probably brilliant make that three eggs all off me or whatever it is
All right ready putrify
Garbage garbage
garbage nice it's terrible garbage garbage garbage nice it's horrible
can I help I'm sure someone will want that
Wow, these are pretty dog shit
Okay, we're not having any luck
How much we got left 33 got 33 div
What do we want to try craft?
We'll try craft what gloves are kind of annoying cuz it's still in the fist
How about pair of boots how about energy shield only boots
Energy show only boots are Secuma sandals. We want 82. I'm quality max 20.
One div for 20% quality second-level boots, is there no, like, 65?
All right, slam, 3A lightning, huge.
Give me a transmute, not transmute, augment, hope guys saw another div, crack another div
boys give me an augment here we go boom 124 man a dog shit unusable garbage we
YOLO and all the man YOLO didn't work YOLO and all it again YOLO slam
intelligence tier one slam tier one mana okay mana mana huge massive great and
by that I mean terrible and then we go lightning reds boom and then we go greater
exaltation slam boom and we get tier one yeah oh that's actually gonna get tier
one intel tier one mana tier one yes it's not actually not that bad
And then we get a rib and we do rib and now we get 35% movement speed 25%
Okay, it looks like, looks like it's actually maybe good.
might actually be good
oh we just got five exalts out boys that's how it's done we just turned our 70 divine
in the five exalts. There it is. 213. Not bad. Evolve it for five subs, five subs
easy. It bricked it, it made it movement speed 20% now it's dog shit. Now it's worth nothing.
unusable, not a single person by a gg.
All right, yo, Starfords gifted for waming.
Four, you said five.
Starfords fucking scanned me.
All I'd say to you, all right, well, are my lawyers being touched.
actually fucking water bottles are
all right so we're only lost forty is dead today
Plus the 12 that we lost here. So we're down 50 div today. That's not bad
Down 50 is a solid day
So we're losing about 15 div an hour
I'm putting the chess piece for cell 485. That's the lowest I'm going on. Everything else has been price-dropped.
Price-dropping, it all must go. Everything must go.
Let's go.
I'm enjoying seeing you craft.
Well, nice because it won't last very much longer as we're about to run out of currency.
a bunch of shit now that's all. We're all the people to buy all my fucking shit.
I don't know, let's see here, while I eat, let's see the clip channel I'm eating here.
watch this for a couple of minutes why start down burger look I will full face tank this
guy and not move he's a powerful boss he's got like all the empowered stuff right I will
not dodge anything and I actually just died okay or whatever you need the actual more
atlas tree nodes god damn it they're adding more atlas
tree nodes i have a buyer i'm sorry was 300 and something not
enough hey there are more i mean god be sure give them to me
feed them down my throat i'm enjoying having something to chase
in a goldaboo so i'm open wide now let's go away
Eeeh?
Puzzle, I'm down.
Really, mirror.
Mirror, mirror.
What's this?
That's a mirror.
I can't see it.
I'm a little bit down.
Utility bells.
Wait.
What?
I feel like means blood drops on way higher drop chance and fucking.
That's the step.
Everyone's game.
It's why that's the step.
Like, I can't nod roll.
Utility belt what was that?
No, that's a bus drop who lose it utility belt
Okay
Oh my god, you found it
So how must be nice brah I never get lucky
Must be nice
What?
Colandra's Toach.
So we have the Barracks Pass, the Barracks Grip, and the Barracks Respite.
Right?
And I'm going to this map called the Azmerian Ranges.
Correct.
Okay, so when I go on the map, what do I do?
You go here, wait.
You go up here, and there's a secret passageway.
By what?
Oh my god.
What the heck?
Barracks Pass?
Barracks Flight?
Barracks Grip?
Wait, really?
You what?
Oh my god.
oh the mice can't do another one so i got a better rolled one
your mouse my roll sucks on this one now why just divine it wow
wait did you actually go out your way to fit to find that out
I like how he's wagging like I am.
halt oh fucking we don't do that
that's only one modded monkey by the way, by now the dev worked for me as well need
He said that it's intended essentially. They're not gonna do like mid-league nerfs, since they don't do mid-league nerfs.
That just means that we're gonna have this till next league, and then next league.
Quadrilla? There's so much to do guys.
No way, why would they nerf the monkey? The Mercane's not even strong.
They're gonna bot the monkey.
Because now we know exactly how to do shit.
Why? No, 99% XP! No!
extra physical damn well I was extra physical damage or no he's a dumb
monkey. He can't do anything. He's a stupid AI. Ah, he killed me. Nice. Classic. Classic,
dude. Don't clip that. Where is monkey? Oh, monkey. I love watching people learn about
monkey what does that thing plus one diamond plus two diamond what two yeah my
diamond strategy no longer is profitable with two more diamonds
now they sell for like nothing what the f**k
what kind of friend them
what kind of f**king sucks dude you waste so much time in this f**king false R.P.
please drop it drop it I deserve it
we got it yes yes unbelievable that was all worth it
must be nice
right after I bought it too, you know
everyone but me getting lucky
must be nice
yes!
yes!
I can't breathe again
oh
oh I can't breathe again
oh
but where did he get?
cute robot mom
the shrimp thing
right off passage gold charm set good that's horrible give it to me come on
did once this game is fully buck-free it'd be the greatest game ever like it's
It's literally game of the year.
Welcome to the loading screen I have over time, Newbie.
Shit sucks.
Okay.
Why is your video so hard lagging my chrome always lags?
Alright, food's done.
Did I sell 100 div while I was gone?
I'll return the rooms maps.
When you're finished, you all the temple.
Can you get a whole bunch more like, what these, can I just get like a whole bunch more
beacons show up so that we can give into the temple faster, like though the temple faster.
my points. I think my map. I should probably head towards unique maps.
Let's try and make some currency, but I should have had over here and do these and do these.
Yeah, let's do that.
And then 20% chance we want double effective moffires.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm ready. Let's do this. The spirits made its choice.
Don't lose focus.
I need to bring a scrolls of wisdom so I can ID shit while I'm in here.
The spirit calls.
What's happening? Why is he juiced so much?
I reckon not.
The spirit guards you.
It was juiced to the tits.
It's not a good idea.
What is it?
Go.
Yes.
I serve.
Go then.
Okay, plus one.
We have to run all the beacons in the map to get like...
Oh shit, there's a lot of strongbusters in here. Wait, how many fucking strongbusters are in here?
Oh damn.
Okay, I better go get currency for him.
Oh boy.
Wait, we actually might get a shit little loot here.
I bet we're about to get a mirror.
Oh!
You swap boss fights. I just put on
Half that sometimes I don't swap because he has a billion damage anyway
It's not really too required
No divine from this is crazy three of these are no no that's wild
of
Hello?
No Serene Legion? Oh yeah, I forgot to put it back on.
From the boss.
I wonder how much the adorned is up to right now.
Oh, an Ideed, 199 Divine, an Ideed, so if you really want the mage blood, you can just
go farm that guy forever.
super rare though. You got 50% for 10 dives, that's pretty cheap. 50% magic I'm
assuming.
Okay, let's see.
up here.
Just the last volatimple that I had, that I missed one.
I gotta be down there, I guess.
Oh my God, the slams.
Oh
Get in there
Map complete all right done
I'm about to start my new build soon, I think
So, all we have left is Albatippo Juicin.
Hardcore?
No, not yet.
I've said this a million times, we're like, I'll play hardcore, but I'm not going to play
this Star of the Week.
I'm playing, it's going to be a very long league for me.
I'm playing the league for like multiple months.
There's too much to do and too many builds I want to do, etc.
So I'm saving hard core SSF fresh start for me,
for once the game starts to feel like a little boring
or like I kind of need like a break,
then I'll refresh with a hard core SSF.
skill and nothing good here
tablets are up to four on city maps this is why I have four these are city maps
a strongbox seems so shit I never getting good out of them
Are we rich yet?
Y'all lost like 50 div today.
My items are not selling yet.
And I did a bunch of breaches.
And the breaches I got unlucky in and got bad drops.
So today is not my day.
Or but chance I'll take the chance
All right. Oh, no, don't crash on me. The tip was finally opening.
Let me in.
Let me in.
There we go. Why is over in the light so cheap? Everything is kind of cheap. I mean, I rather
like the rare items, like shit's game printed, you know what I mean?
There we go.
Architect and the chambers.
So I need to, let's see here.
I need to connect this up to here next time.
I got the monkey monkey crash
I hear a monkey crashing again.
Okay, three checkpoints. Nice. Okay, let's see if I can close the tablet. Is the monkey
Okay, you're crashing, you had a monkey cause crash.
Okay.
Oh my god.
I have to connect this and this and these.
Back in the south of Bigun.
I wanna kill Aziriii.
Aziriii, Aziriii.
Now it's Elkin.
Woo!
There's one divine back of the million I lost.
You're doing Wyvern nice dude.
Wyvern's great.
I played that last week.
I'm gonna have fun with the flame breath wyvern.
My King nears.
Cheers!
Alright, I missed tempo somewhere.
Oh, another temple.
Do you can stack the temple way faster now?
You can kind of rush it.
Go on, quickly.
Go.
Awesome
Let's go get Arbiter Fragments.
Now like a million shrines with a foot
I mean, how fast I am dude, this must be what mage bled blood players feel like
Or my peep holes
I'll before your king
Nice
There's one fragment
Pretty bad pretty bad
Pretty bad
One fragment
Let's go into the spider woods.
Spider-man, spider-man.
whatever a Spider-Man can.
Oh, I'm frozen.
Alright, I'm gonna do the alloy, because I need to start doing the alloys for the challenges.
Pretty sure I need the Silicor.
Yeah, I still need that one, still.
This should be like plus one for the challenge.
This should be crafting an item you need to use for recent ingredients.
I see, I have to craft a random rare item, so I just pick up a rare item and use it on it.
To that I'll use a gigabug, they basically don't exist.
Oh.
Oh.
Got POE Ninja, you can type exclamation mark build.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
of
Oh, researchers.
Plus one exalt boys, that's huge and you guys were saying I was losing money crafting look at that. I got an exalt
Yeah, Navi did it from a researcher. Yeah, I've got a different one before. Oh, shit,
my chest beats so for 15 div. The one that costs like three divs. Let's go, boys. I'm
I'm actually starting to make a little money.
You know, give me a rite of passage.
That's the one. Put it down.
Wait, hold on. The monkey used to, like, let this thing get ahead of it, though. The monkey's running faster than the thing can get infested.
It's going back up to the other rare.
You said money monkey backwards so he doesn't get in the way.
Get away monkey.
There.
Disessed by the fox.
Now fuck them up.
That links to the tier one.
I have a buyer.
I have a buyer.
We've done it, boys.
We actually sold something.
Gold is useless to me.
First time in the history of video games.
But we've actually sewed something.
So if I just grab any gloves, hold on.
Grab like any gloves and make them rare.
Then I can like use this on it, right?
and it does the challenge there it is
a lock earlier there for 104 currently it's at 160 passive income yo
that's busted dude
stopping an investor
number change for your monkey have 2487
i'm trying to get them to have less every moment
But that's how much he has.
Ooh, Immortal Shrine, no matter if I do.
What should our next build be, boys?
Now, think about starting it soon.
Things also kind of want to finish the challenges.
So I can do the PC giveaway.
But what we could do is we could just start the build
and then we could set a day, like set a day for the weekend
or something when everyone can be here for the challenges
or for the giveaway and just do it on that day.
Could do that also.
Mace Marshal cast on Charm you spell totems raven breach shield warrior Chad I
was thinking about the corrupting cry build like trying to make a corrupting
crybill because I think they buffed it limino coil abyssal lich also I
normally don't do too much spellcasting shit we could try to do an arc mage
again. I kind of want to do man-stacking melee though with the new
Imperium weapon. Like are those worth anything right now? It's Imperium.
They're 20 eggs, so I'm not wearing anything.
Gimliing something.
I did want to do something with the Gimli, the new Gimli, it seems to look good.
But the thing is, when I was looking at it, isn't Gimli really bugged?
I thought people were saying, Gimli and Mike, oh shit,
either of Cerys, 8% movement speed.
Wait, is that actually like, that must be expensive.
Where's the tink?
I'm going to go around Facebook or Gloves Warriors Titan.
I kind of like the fireball they showed, like fireball and gymling looked kind of fun.
Q1 armor hybrid, Q1 life, Q1 life hybrid, actually good one.
That's five exalts, boys.
Do a melee build with the new runic skills.
I kind of wanted to try Block Chance Bow Warbringer,
like the new Iron Bow that makes projectiles return.
With Block Chance on the Warbringer.
What about the new shield?
I heard it's bad.
I don't know.
That's bummer, it's trash, because it looked kind of fun.
Raven staff is bugged. Oh really?
What about Raven staff look cool?
Do you want to do a build with those Chaos Colleen gloves?
I wouldn't mind trying to do a Colleen build with those gloves also.
be kind of cool like which one are calling
turning up but
but this past is a lot of uh...
it's a lot of bugs
for sure is a lot of bugs
All those flight calling gloves are going for 70 dibs last time I checked really
What they do when they're flipped on the stone fish
Where they call the
Horror
Oh, they're cheap
Where is this last temple okay, this is like where the fuck is this temple trying to kill Ed Ziri
Okay, let's see here there we can connect that one like that
this one can shit I need three I need three to be able to go like here to
add zero oh shit I fucked up wait can I oh there we go and then connect them
like oh my god we did it we did it boys we can add zero at Zerry at Zerry some
You assume I'm a human.
Okay, so let's see, we have to clear rooms.
It's time, boys, for good RNG.
I'm not going to lie, hardcore SF does sound kind of fun though, but like I've already gotten so far.
Like I imagine getting all of my fucking atlas done and then resetting the hardcore SF.
I haven't formed my mageblood yet.
How am I going to get my mageblood first at least?
Yeah, before the economy gets fucked for six months.
Sounds like a nightmare if he's freezing, so yeah, true.
I want to get my mage blood, try out like probably at least one more build, let the
bugs get solved in minutes, 8 CS is a free roll.
Finish the challenges, we're close.
We just got to do the crafting portion.
I'm thinking about setting the day that we finish all these crafting portions, and then we do the PC giveaway, that way you get people like a little bit of heads-up.
Since the only portions left that's crafting, we can kind of zerg them out whenever we want.
I think maybe we do it like Saturday or something, people are all, you know, everyone's off.
people on the other side of the world where it's Sunday still is still is so we confirm
you hate to win again and people not see it yeah yeah yeah totally dude
you see you're watching you're playing chrono ACSSF yeah that's the plan
maybe what we do is we set the we set the PC giveaway for like Saturday
And then right after the PC giveaway is my Rero HCSSF.
We do it all on the same day, and there
just be a banger of a stream.
Our requirements to enter.
You just have to live somewhere they ship.
Oh my god.
Now, but sorrow!
A heavy hand and an empty heart.
I
Corruption altar
Yes, I would like to corrupt this mace, of course
Okay, we have to finish the rooms this way down here
Yeah, what a boy. Oh, thanks for the prime dude
You ain't so lever
Wow
We're doing tempo tempo is the last the league mechanic I have to fit max out
All the console boom
Okay, up into the left. Clear the last rooms. Did I miss the rooms somewhere? Oh, we missed
the one on the right here. Clear this room.
Try to overflow Animus? Nah, not yet. Although a couple people have told me about it.
Okay, finish this room.
There we go.
this chamber it's forbidden knowledge well I have the forbidden knowledge
Fine, use it, we shall. What does it say?
It seems two high priests must give a sacrifice of living blood.
The medallion should then unlock...
Oh my god, they're yapping! Hurry up with your roleplay!
...I am possessed by a human emotion.
Look how many items are dropping right now.
Damn, he was jumping up and down.
I must shave my people
Soundbug, it's just an items off-screen there, and then when I walk right here
It's back in the way you can see it's right here in the mirror on the map. It's like going in and out right there
Okay complete the temple. All right, where's the rest of the rooms? What am I missing here? Oh
We missed the surgeons at the bottom
And then the room up top, I guess.
Surgeon's Theater.
And I guess over here, what else am I missing, like?
I
Missed a room somewhere we have to do all of them the duets here, don't we
I guess add series fall and add series chambers
Are the last two maybe?
Oh, lag.
There we go.
into her chambers ladies and gentlemen the place everyone wants to be at
Zerri's chambers
Hear me
You may have studied it, Doriani, but you do not know it like I do.
It adores me.
Adziri, no!
Now, give unto me your desire at last.
Fulfill my soul.
Don't do it, Adziri.
I will hold back her leadings.
Whatever it takes, do not let her leave.
enough of this enough of this
how do you rotate the camera and the tempo asking for a friend yeah you let me know when
you find out. She got me a lot grosser, I'm surprised she actually thinks this is an upgrade.
No!
Queen of the Vaal lies dead at last.
Plus one medal.
We must get out of here. Go!
Atzeri atzeri!
Atzeri atzeri!
all right monkey and companion go away so I can see better
here give me giga drop giga massive massive drop here comes
really?
Really?
Oh, I heard a tink.
All the court's avation orab.
Ugh, these boots, bro.
Don't get destroyed by my path to that area.
Okay, well, it could have been worse.
I still have my straight path there.
Oh, yeah, wait, hold on. You might do expect
Plus seven boom boom boom boom
I
Traitor
All right monkey put in his ass
I need to down him first!
I am eternal!
You cannot save your enemies from me,
when you think this will stop me!
I need to down-
Even Azir's best couldn't stop me!
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot!
I can prefix rib these boots
how much is this worth 75 exalts all right
I'll post it.
Oh, shit, I'm rich.
How much are these worth?
Nothing, all right.
How much is this worth?
Nothing, all right.
How much is this worth?
Nothing, all right.
How much is this worth?
$58, all right.
Let's see if there are any tachers.
Oh
We need a couple prefix rib arinos
two ribs, please. I'll fill that in as soon as I can. Two prefixes, please.
Rib one rib two let's go see if we can cook up some good ribs here
Oh
Kind of dog shit
that
pinkie booty lease
okay let's see
uh...
here's seven like
Good news for you. Yes
I'll do what I can to sell it for you
Comes with these worth nothing that's the area's got some dog shit boots
Oh
Moment of Zen
and
and
headhunter please my luck will turn around right now.
scheme hates me
scheme hates me confirmed
now you only the staff i was just testing something
Damn.
I was really hoping for a free head hunter or mage brother or something right there.
Why can't I click this note?
I don't know the point.
Forgot this is a bug point.
Oh my god, I got a level!
I forgot you can even level in this game, it's been so long.
Okay.
Well, there I pull my point.
Probably go towards the jewel, I suppose.
Oh my god, actually got a divine orb in this game?
Holy shit, I thought the game forgot to make sure I get drops.
I was gonna fucking kill by something.
What the hell is slapping me?
Padmonkey, you have extra crits and some coral bubble.
Why are there so many like unique mobs?
How many vault tempos are in here?
It's like my sixth wine or something.
Bro, look how, you see how many of these are in here?
Unless they got the 20% double proc of tablets.
So I think it makes sense.
There's one, two, three, four, there's seven already here.
There's seven here.
Oh, there's the eighth one.
That's eight of them on the first floor.
How should I use my Atlas points? First time doing maps, it doesn't really matter that much man, cause you can max out laterally all of them.
I focused on Rogue Exile's first and summoning Circles because I was trying to do like boss
on you and shit, but I mean, it doesn't matter too much.
I mean, I'll have 10 tablets upon this map, 4.
I think I double proc'd.
So there should be one more, because I think double proc'd, so I would have 4, and then
double proc'd to 8 plus the one from the default.
I've got a shitload of Uniques also.
Corruption. Wait, Mofai's a Corrupted Skeleton, Unpredictably. So Juicy fucking Map.
I
My god, no
But it's too many mobs dude
It's like an endless wave of shit.
Oh, great.
There's waves over here, too.
How many fucking mobs are in this map, dude?
Monkey go kill the guy that you can actually kill bro stop hitting the invincible guy
Just still going on all this for three greater exalts
She's all I got three divines just dropped natty route
Holy shit, dude
Damn I guess
Tier 2 Elemental, Tier 2 Physical, okay, I might be worth a job on it actually.
kind of a lot of stuff here. Tier one, Ellie. Tier one spirit, tier two armor, ES. Kind of
I'm gonna try an armor ES build.
Anything else worth picking up here?
But damn, dude.
This map is kind of insane.
We got four dev at raw on this map.
Yeah, there's so much loot everywhere.
It looks improving, it is a bit.
like full inventory.
All right, we might as well bank.
Bank can get some more IDs, because we got a lot of shit here.
Put up castings for the PrimeBuddy.
Oh, loading lag.
Can you rerun a map? If you die in a map and you can't reopen it because you used all your deaths, then you can open it again, but you lose all your tablets.
Is that a good price for that? I have no idea.
Plus three of minion scales.
Okay, we're going to craft that one.
Yes?
Hell yeah.
51 Div Ra, let's go.
I love it, Ra.
My excuse.
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
Goodbye
Okay, I'll try a few more of these ideas.
Okay, temple number nine.
I think you're the subs appreciate it, boys.
Enjoy your pet.
This, this is the craziest map I've ran all week.
Five raw divines.
one invasion and tier one critical damage bonus. It seems like that could be good.
Tier two hybrid physical and tier one lightning. Seems like that could be good too.
Okay boss, let's go. What's the tempo strategy to try and make a path to Edziri? I'm just
doing at Zerry Farm. I don't know what people were doing. Apparently there was another like
tempo, like crazy loot type situation. I just started doing tempo. I saved tempo the last
just tempo is my least favorite mechanic
where's the boss
uh... he's on this side
this map was good man
Ancient Modifier Discovered.
What does that mean?
Ancient Modifier Discovered.
Oh, Untamed to Paradise.
I should save the Untamed to Paradise
as for my new character,
because I can like power level myself.
I think we have to do this one
to be able to do this. I want to do this jade hut. This one seems like this one could be
kind of good. Like critical damage bonus. Mana huge, now we just Exot, we greater chaos
the mana off. Add a co-damage to attacks, okay. And now we greater slam, watch this
you're ready. We're just going to hit perfect luck. We got ready to crit damage
which is horrible. Now we have a tax feed, great, and now we have an even worse chance
to cast off the other one. And now we accidentally hit tier one evasion, which is that kind of
cracked by accident and now we wait do we essence do we actually essences I think
we actually yellow essences it's actually quite good like tier one tier
once you get your other man
actually really good
where's with a hit
i have a little
what is with a hit
tax beets bummer can with it
The guy here at the man, he's actually like cracked.
They're ruining the offhand.
Companions hit 20% damage, it's extra random.
Am I just 20 other guys?
Hmm.
That's a one and three, but it's already pretty.
I mean, if we hit the one and three,
this thing's insane, though.
What's the mean?
If we hit the one and three, then it's like actually insane.
Can't you use an Omen to target the prefix with a way, though?
Well, you're right, actually.
I think it's gig expensive, though.
375.
Let's look something up here.
thing is that it could actually be nuts.
there's only one of the, well if I remove Bar Bracer. Yeah, it's like 20 Div.
Well, what's the prefix for it? Okay, let's see here, the conversion, my Anna
might be a good conversion actually. More tech damage while low on the inner.
Look, we could make the most evasion glove in the market if we hit this properly.
But it's going to be very expensive and it could chaos into something else.
Why use a doll tree with only one my Ido?
Isn't that going to screw up the res?
Well, you can read the way it works.
My S4L is per non Ido augment in your inventory.
Companions deal bonus 10% damage, right?
So yeah, I'm losing res, but like I'm already caps, it doesn't matter.
I take something else and like there's not really anything to take as a problem, so it's
like I could drop it but it doesn't really change anything and I need the TIN Spirit
anyway and he does get more damage and ideally I would actually use I those instead of Runic
where but right now I have to
so we can either use the full like for kids we just got gambling this manner
because this thing to become like cracked
i don't think it's obvious worth gambling
i think we just slam a prefix with
or i think we just slam a suffix and sell it
i would just i think we just sell it i think we just
i think we just uh... use a normal rib and just call it a day try to get crit damage
or something
essence the essence like i don't think the essences
We don't remove attack speed or evasion, so you can't essence this.
All right, your order is registered.
I
Have a buyer
Probably buy that that's so bad
All right, let's see. You know what I'm I'm gonna yellow
I'm gonna yellow the one in five for the content
If it doesn't work, then Star of Fords will get 15 subs.
Okay, here we go.
I'm not YOLO.
Don't, you're going to brick it?
No, I'm not going to brick it.
I'm going to hit mana.
It bricked it.
What the fuck didn't you tell me not to do that?
It's so dog shit now.
It's completely worthless.
StarFord's ruined this piece of gear.
Okay, now we chaos it.
chaos off the mana. I wait co-damage the deck with chaos again. I remove the
evasion and the critical damage once, but that's good. It's actually good. The
suffixes are good. It just needs good prefixes now.
Okay, now we just chaos and the prefix becomes good.
Okay, it went worse.
Okay, now we chaos again. Okay, it went tier 4, that's bad, we can chaos again.
Okay, that became worse again. So now we chaos it again.
Okay, it's even worse than when we started.
Okay, we chaos one more time. Okay, now it's completely different than when we started and then we drop on the ground we leave.
That's my incentive. Let's get out of here, but we got five eggs all in a cell. That's good.
Okay, well we have here tier one rarity, tier one, tier one, that's huge.
I'm not sure.
Holy shit, we saw that 14-dev ring.
Slam this.
Boy, hit. Tier 1 deflection rating, Tier 5.
That's good. That ring sold, boys.
the ring I made earlier
That's great. We're rich now
And Starfords told me not to craft that ring. That's why we never listen to him
Here we go
Nine you bring look at that look at this amazing drop star ford's also told me not to make this item, but I made this item
And now it's amazing
You slam this one too. Oh my god, this is also amazing star ford's told me how to make this one either. Oh
My god, dude, I'm making items like crazy right now
plus 40 spirit here always made another 55 dev item and now look now I'm going to job on this one it's going to be worth another 55 devs
We've made the best items I've ever seen.
You
That's an easy div
Is that a good price at this one I have no idea
We as 40 spirit deflection rating oh, that's probably a div
I'm gonna say to the fuck it good deal
Okay, let's see.
And let's include the rarity, the fire res, deflection rating, three div.
Holy shit, we're fucking rich.
Okay.
Okay, so now one of our big cells has been, the ring and the vial robe.
So we need to make another ring and another vial robe to replace our stalks.
I got to get a t-shirt when it's hot as fuck.
So, hot in here, I'm going to sweat through and ruin my shirt, so I had to pick a shirt
that I don't care about at all.
All right, let's see.
Uh, what we're getting, vial robe.
Can I make a quick vial robe?
Okay, let's make a few hundred div real quick with this item.
hell yeah fuck yeah we got another cut let's go boys plus one that's the fourth
crash today from monkey alone that's big
new record actually
all right
Have an order.
Perfect dogman slam.
Tier 2 ES is dog shit.
Tier 2 Fire Res is dog shit.
Can I help?
I'll post it right away.
Tier 1 Threshold, I hate it.
Tier 1 Life is worthless.
Reduce Attrapuse Garbage, Tier 9 Garbage, Lightning Breads, Tier 1 ES, oh Tier 1 Life, Tier 1 ES, Tier 9.
Hmm.
One div.
I want to sell.
One div.
Okay.
Time to lower the prices on the stuff that I'm selling.
Oops.
Greenery, she's calling Greenery.
Really?
Yeah, meet the market.
Okay.
I caught my own prices, everything must go.
Yeah, meet the market.
Everything must go.
I need to make some room at a minimum.
Wait 25 exalt for dams and extra chaos, no thanks, okay.
it's lifelong companion good you got a spare point
uh... it's okay
yeah I mean if you're not running green accord texture
sorry
okay
we're going to do
res
co-brez
boom
now we have firing code like a trojan condom
and now we do
give myself a rib
All right, your order is registered.
We're now going to use a preserve.
We're going to do the greater slam first with the YOLO.
solo. Ooh, that's not good. That's really bad. Oh god, so now we have to do this, and
now we have to do this and hit the thorns for us as brick. Nope, it's dog shit. Dog
Let's try to get a prismatic ring, if we can, level 82 that has total LE red.
L.E. Rez of let's say 25 and then we want life. Okay it needs more than that. Let's
Let's see, it actually needs to be, let's see, 25, let's see, it needs to be 75.
Let's see, tier one life, tier one, yep, yep, that's good.
Easy dude, easy, God didn't know what he had.
Okay, and now, we LE-res that.
We're just going to go from max element to res for the people that don't need chaos res.
Hell, we might use this one for ourselves, bro.
My ring sucks.
OK, we're going to go Fires.
Nice.
Now, Collarbone, suffix only.
Now I'm good with that rarity.
I'm trying to sell basic stat rings.
It's so early enough to go like, hell yeah,
we got another one boys.
That's fifth monkey crashing.
We didn't even have the monkey out this time.
I have to take the fucking gym off while I'm crafting.
Plus one.
Uh, this is actually worth an echo now I think about it.
Is this going to be a Tendiv ring?
Can I get an echo for a divine?
divine for one echo.
24 lighting res is like kind of low honestly
Fuck I don't want to click 24. I mean it guarantees a third res, but that's a bad number
It's kind of a decision I think it's too low
Shit caspene's good I guess
Caspid is actually kind of good, might just take Caspid, Caspid Starforge is the same thing, he has no idea of the craft, he doesn't even play this game, he's a tourist, tier 4 Caspid, I actually think we might try the Gamble Chaos it,
And what is it worth now? Because we're in this for like, what? We're in this for 4Div?
Let's see, it's 75% it's 110.
Hmm, might be saveable.
I think we actually, I think we actually just slam in, sell it for the pretendives, see what happens.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
Oh shit.
It hit mana on cast speed and co-dimension.
That's not bad actually.
and life, alreys. If it didn't have the cast speed, this rings actually better than the
one I'm wearing. That's actually not bad. I think that sells. I think that's an easy
Tolo Rez, wife, 135, of course that's rare as well.
Of course that's rarity.
Perfect mind to remove the cold res. Oh, I can't because it has a modifier already.
Just see your first map of that build and you enjoy it. Nice. That's going well.
I'm going to put it up for 14.
Someone is bound to buy that.
Then we're going to make another one.
Okay, and we're going to go with life.
We're going to go with chaos res.
Eight divine, four divine for life and chaos res here.
Amulets always sell what you want to make, you want me to make like a, let me guess, you want me to make like a plus spell amulet or something
Minion like plus the minion
Miscellaneous corrupted no
Like plus the minion can I get spirit
17 div
50 is 30, dude.
Yeah, I agree with StarFords.
I hate to say it.
rings are much easier to sell.
Like, oh, I 30 is not bad.
Yeah, but like, yeah, what does it look like if you sell a good one?
What are you playing, Monk?
Okay, what if you go 80, though, in the base?
Find the unlimited handlers, yeah.
39 for 60 spirit. Nice King glad you're having a good a good
Leagueman. I think like 30 is kind of expensive. I I agree with Star
Forts though we should be looking at amethyst rings like I don't think people
have money to buy expensive minion ones like if I don't do spirit I can do like
life for instance. People like life. Why isn't it showing you? No plus three minions with
life? Like just period? Oh, it's minion of prefix?
5-Div, 5-Div for a bad base, 30-Div for a good base with 130 life.
It's just too expensive, you know, we need iLevel75, I was thinking for Rez, but 24ES
is a good base.
Five divs kind of interesting.
Let me just see what happens if I just buy like the five dev one and resell it, like
craft it and resell it.
Maybe I can make it into something.
You can just rezz it.
Just put any rezz on it, where it's going to yolo it.
Just any rezz, and then we'll just slam.
Just slam and go for luck. Spell damage, armor. Spell damage and armor is dog shit. Spell damage is okay.
Armor is fucking terrible. And then we just slam on Biss and pray to God.
We'll be lucky if we break even on this.
When you hit like, all res or some shit.
3% of Max's life on kill. That's terrible. It's like a jewel stat.
2x1 strafe, it's terrible.
It's terrible. It's a worthless item.
3div. Let's see if we can even get 3div back.
All right, because I think plus three minions like even rare
Okay, they have a fix for the monkey problem, like the monkey crash. Apparently it's going
in the next hot fix, so that's great. Okay, where are we at with currency? 54 div? Why
is our number not going up? Like, we've made great items, and we've sold them, but the
the number still doesn't go up.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I kinda wanna
widow the code res on this again,
and yellow another five divs to try to hit deflection.
Spear sailed really well, lots of twister players.
All right, fuck it.
Here, 2 for 4, Div.
Ooh, this one's 7.
What does it look like as a high-damage rare mod?
Oh, shit.
Do you actually, like, slam good like it's expensive?
And the flying sphere, if you're going for twister, let's see.
We have plus four melee, I don't think melee matters though, you want to project that right?
plus four melee on like this actually wasn't that it right yeah you want to
projectile
melee breaks the whirlwind smash man
critical damage would be good
plus three projectile would be good that's fifty dev holy shit
Okay, let's search by FISCO, let's say Equipment Requirements, FISCO Damage, DPS, 329, 328,
We want let's say we want 300 physical DPS
Attack speeds good though look too divine went through that's tier four like
We want we want higher physical though
Let's say damage we want 120 minimum
It's physical damage we want though. I find which do like this increased physical attack damage, let's say minimum 150
probably want more than 150 but let's just see what we can get here, 160
8 Divine for a tier 2 that doesn't have like 8 Divine tier 2 and it doesn't have a secondary.
These are too expensive to craft.
I feel like, like crits kind of good.
Look at this.
It's got crit.
200 divine tier one crits, Jesus.
I
Plus 350 divine bro
So if you hit plus three projectile like you in the fucking money
So we could ate divine grab one of these yolo slam it go for plus three projectile and then we just like
Like we're fucking rich basically at that point.
Plus four projectile was 60 divine.
I should have my amulet so for three, I got some on my way back.
Some of these prices people are expecting are cooked.
only maximum of four. Three. Four is the cheapest you're going to get one basically.
So, we're going to go on one of these, but we want it to be like without a suffix, about
five, six, so seven will get you one without the suffix, I think, because
I can't find any others without a suffix cheaper.
8.
Projectile for 6.
Was there one Projectile for 6 I missed?
I know what you could do is just get cheaper, like flat, get cheaper flats, and then try
to rib because I like ribs are like, or not rib, job lengths are almost free.
Like how much is flat?
Yeah, it's literally one div like they're just they're just free
Like one div
You get one div and then we get a gigalucky leech mana then we crit right
create. And now we, greater essence slam. Watch, it'll hit one suffix when we have to use
a thing. Stun build up and we hit we hit hybrid just like that you see and now we
just hit the bone and we win the game. Actually if we how much for the ancients
We an ancient this might actually be like giga
368 like I don't I don't know that's a tier 4 hybrid 368 kind of wild bro
For like how bad these suffixes are and I don't know I
Don't know about that
We were kind of rolling lucky, I guess.
Fine.
Like 360, it's like four or five div.
No, we're in this cheap.
We're in this cheap.
We're just going to job on it with a reroll.
We'll give her the reroll, though.
All right, here we go.
Okay, and now, give me a big fiscal, those are all dog shit, companions do increase
damage, nice, give me a big fiscal, yeah they're all dog shit, it's over, it's over,
out, dog shit. Okay, what we do is we chaos it and we're going to just hit with a normal
chaos that here three's this is our like cheap open the light at the le we
hit the suffix when we get our chance at the le on their mind it was my physical
head right here again there was my flat no suction all right well we tried that
was our cheapo that was our cheapo let's try one more let's try this one more
the real way. Let's not go for like such an expensive one though. 151 with a critical
damage bonus to div short there you go tier three tier six bad stats but who
cares. Now we crit essence. See there actually maybe we could abrasion,
abrasion to try to hit the hybrid and just go for a good physical over like
trying to get lucky with crit like I would
crit some must I mean
okay
do you say so all right now we prefix
Okay, and then we need to re-roll probably probably re-roll a huh
I'll post it right away. Give it an ooooh the re-roll.
Alright. Here we hit tier one flat and then we have a bit of anger.
dog shit
dog shit
6 to 16 flat fuck
it's terrible
are you fucking ass now?
Hmm, it's worth at least 34 exalts.
Huge.
All right, slam.
Oh my god, we hit a hybrid.
Wait, we actually hit a hybrid.
I don't know if it's where the woman lies.
where the Omolyse tier 3, tier 4 hybrid, Omolyse like multiple div, we could light it but like
it's another 5-div. How much is it right now?
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
So at least five Div.
And that's with Alcrit.
Probably 10 Div.
and there's similar damage. Yeah, that's probably 10 Div. How much better could it get, though,
particularly like
I mean, it's not bad. I think we just take the W and we sell it for 10, put 12 actually.
if that sells. Do we have a bunch of stuff in there now being sold?
We got a 14-div ring, 85-div chest, 12-div weapon, rest of them is garbage.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's go get Radeak's flow.
Our divs so valuable, it's just pretty much
like trading currency, they re-roll the stats of an item
like the ranges of the stats of the item.
They're also very rare.
It's about Roy Yagas for 120, wait, Roy Yagas for 120, I have 3 Jade Huts floating around,
And I didn't realize it was that fucking expensive.
You know, someone's buying my cheap old price cut.
He probably looked at my tab and was like, holy shit.
This guy cut all his prices down to nothing.
Like he's got a bargain for days.
I need to buy all his stuff and resell it.
Probably realize I'm blaming him.
Let's go get my temporary robot arm.
Nothing's where it ought to be.
I've got to explain the temple.
So it's inspired by loop hero. Basically what you do is you add a bunch of rooms that have different stats on them and
subjuice in your temple more and more. Eventually you beat the architect and after you beat the architect you can beat the
royal access chamber. After you beat the royal access chamber you can play the aziri. When you play the aziri
She can drop her Unix as well as a bunch of rewards at the end
You can type exclamation mark bill that you want to build I have it all linked up and written up
I
At zero at zero wait it said hey, I heard your crafting spears and just gave me two more
Hmm
Block chance damn steak and recouped his life. That's a pretty good one
Getting vol tempo points is kind of brutal though compared to the others, you have to
run a lot tempo is to get Ed Siri down.
Can I feel like campaigns is slaw going through each time?
I kind of like the first campaign
play through of every league, man.
It's kind of like the hype leading up to being in the endgame.
I think about starting the new build by the way
Why you guys I mean we could we could let our items sit and have time to sell and we could start the new build now
You want to try Jim Ling?
Yeah, I'm not sure what I want to play.
They're Jim Ling.
I do want to do a hardcore Chronomanser, but we could do a test run with a soft core Chronomanser.
Okay, can I, like, there you go.
almost want to play a caster honestly i normally don't play casters i wouldn't
mind making a jim lene
they do have the whole quality fireball thing i can really do the build that
they have like the fireball building showcase
it does actually sound fun
go screaming thanks for the five buddy appreciate that
Oh
There we go royal access chamber connected for next one, okay, which means how close are we that's area?
All right, we can do add zero again next.
So we'll kill add zero one more time, and then maybe we'll start the new build.
Oh
All the beacon for the car row is
always. Hey, we're gonna go fight the giga chat boss now.
Okay, rarely drop from the map boss
Quality of items from the map boss
Rarely violence from the map boss
Quality of items from the map boss
Okay, and then we need to select on the atlas we need to make sure we have
Pinnacle bosses 50% I don't know if this guy counts as a pinacle boss to be fair
here. I'm going to guess that he does. Okay, here we go. Put in the map tab. Let's try
trying not to die to him.
If I die to him, I can invite somebody from the chat to at least run in and try to kill
him for the Radhika's.
We need to get to the actual boss without dying, and then we'll come back for all this
juice.
because Radhika is like a hundred dev now, right?
If you die, you can come on the monk, there you go.
Somebody can save it at least if I die.
Oh nice, invulnerability? Sick.
Invulnerability, we're going to run straight to the boss with this.
It's a full minute.
We'll come back for all the loot.
Seems like a pretty juicy map.
Only 20 seconds left of invulnerability.
I will make it to the boss at least.
Let's see if we can get the rocky gym.
drop. Is he dead or not? What's he doing? He's stronger. Boy, the cub poopies. I think
I think that's what he says. I'm not sure, though.
Finish him!
What's drop we're going for the rock of the flow is like a hundred div
Please drop
Come on
Man this guy's a real yapper dude.
Oh no.
I don't like it when he's-
OH MY GOD WE GOT THE ROCK!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
You know, it's sick though.
Finally, dude, we actually win a W for once.
First W I've ever had, by the way, in my entire life in this game.
116 Diviners?
Ugh!
Ugh!
4th strength, 4th stamp leather belt, oh my fucking god, please explain, that's an item
people want because it inverts the, it inverts the resistances of the person
you're hitting. So it's cracked for that reason.
So a lot of people want that. It's crazy. I actually got an item dude. Like it's
I've never seen myself get an item or a drop or anything that actually matters.
There is a god somewhere out there it seems.
Let me go back and make sure I get all my other loot because this is a juicy map.
It's nice to finally have somebody
out there looking after me.
Now let's go get like an actual good drop.
That one was only a hundred dives.
Let's go see if we can get something like actually decent now.
From the run map here.
Maybe keep farming now.
Yeah, I got two more of those on the map.
Maybe we actually get a couple more.
I mean, I'm only one more of those away from an H-Blood.
of my 80 div chess piece that was originally 200 div cells then I'm like only 30
div I mean if I if my shit sells I have a mage blood boys
the spirits made his choice time to finish this
we're wearing it down don't let's help how'd you use this the map oh my god we
got an idol of Shereeq the evidence that's like 50 exalts or something oh
This math might be correct.
It's not that juice. These are the stats.
The spirit called you thought well.
You know, triple tablet.
106% quantity
or 106% rarity of map bosses, 45%
quantity of map boss. 25% more rarity, 30% more rarity.
the effectiveness, I don't know, it has this shit. 34% effectiveness, 14% effectiveness.
It's a normal map with juice tablets.
It was a corrupted tier 15 triple tablet with four mod tablets.
So 12 mods on Atlas Master.
Oh, the weaver has been double-cursed.
Wait, she's down there?
Can we kill her?
So that way she shows up in the,
she might show up in the ritual.
Oh shit, look at this amulet 15 Aurez tier one. Yes. I'm just taking recoup this mana mana.
That's the crate already, huh.
Let's me get Mageblood down on this thing.
Alright, I'm feeling lucky I'll do this.
Our items are dropping for me, for once in my life.
Following the whiz, the whiz, but why is it going this way?
Oh, the other way, the other way, where are you going?
anything that way my wisp is stupid
Oh
This mobs everywhere
Finally got the monkey's course fuck the monkey's awesome dude
I think I'm going to have to go back to the map and see if I can get to the top of it.
I think I'm going to have to go back to the map and see if I can get to the top of it.
Dude, this map has so much shit in it.
down oh I'm lagging
Oh, we're back in the game.
Ooh, constricting command.
I don't think that's worth anything though.
Aren't these, like, worthless now?
Used to be a chat item.
Yeah, these are garbage now.
someone is bound to buy that here we go head on you ready free head on not for
me though
okay we need to go here I won't farm the other radicals now now I got oh there's
There's a Breedstone area up here. Oh shit, we found the juicy part of the map dude.
So one, two, three, and four. So we have to run four maps.
Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to run cheesy low level maps
just to get to Radica's Flour. We're just going to sprint here. We're just speed running.
We're going to speedrun to the boss, and then we're going to go for another dopamine.
I have not 35% boost, why am I so slow?
i have fifteen percent movement speed boots. I need to make my what?
Why am I making boots for other people, but I'm not making boots for myself?
You know, if we get lucky and get back to back, Ravica's flow, you know what that means?
You guys know what that means, right?
That means we get a mega blood.
It means we re-row warrior.
Well that might happen at some point here too.
At what level do you have to be to wear mageblood?
Can I wear it as a campaign twink?
55, so you can wear it in the campaign, just like interludes or late-actors.
act for. That's crazy. How much does make a blub right now? You guys need to stop driving
the price up of this thing. It's $2.83 right now. Stop buying them. Everyone needs to start
Selling the mage blood for one exalt
Drive the price down so I can afford them
You guys need to stop being so rich, please
But I want to know is why the fuck does Radica's flow 116 div?
Like I know it's insane, but like, that's even more than one of those last league.
the
The
storm dissipates.
It's time boys.
The storm is dis-pissed off or something.
Okay, here we go
Please hit the 20%
Yeah, the second Radica is about to hit the map did oh
Oh my god, it hit the double.
Yo, it hit the double.
It hit the double.
Yo, 76% quality.
It hit the 20% here.
Oops, I didn't mean to do that preach.
We need to get through all this shit.
Oh, they have guaranteed crits. Get them off me, monkey.
If we get two in a row, you're calling the police. I mean,
mind as well have that speed dial then. It's like, there's a heavy chance we get two in a row
considering that we just got the double proc. That just brought our chances of getting two in a row, like, way up.
up. This one has double the chance of getting one over last run. I'll be surprised if we
don't get a second one. I'll be calling the police if I don't get a second one. You gotta
be fucking kidding me. He frozen by trash mobs. Oh, he just one shot it from my...
I
For the car Pui
Okay, oh
Oh shit, he has always, wait, he has always crits. The boss got always crits. That's actually really really really bad
The boss having always crits is like horrible
all right we're gonna have to get God see the finishers map if I get fucking
killed at the last second cuz
but he went with the monkey one shot him monkey one shot him ever get
okay come on
Oh don't lag now bro.
JJJ!
I wanna play the game JJJ!
JJJ!
Alright hold on, are we good?
Wait, what's he doing? Is he bugged now?
Is he bugged now?
Have I seen visible or like what's going on? I can't see him. Okay
Okay
There we go
Wow, I didn't drop two in a row. That's that's fucking insane. We have
We we have 76% quantity 194% rarity in the boss. We have shillow. It's more rarity and you didn't drop it to me
Wow
That's that's a giga report I
Got it one time and I was expecting every time now
I guess we go back for all the other loot.
I better at least get raw div in this map or else I'm reporting somebody. I don't know who I'm reporting but I'm reporting somebody.
All right, maybe this map will at least drop me a good Ed Ciri.
Oh, we saw the bell for 5-Div, 5-Div Richard Boyce plus 5.
Okay.
Lineage gym.
I want to go through as many of these as I can.
Another lineage, Jim, and another lineage, or juice there.
Okay. Got it. All right, here we go. Ed Zierie will at least give me something. Ed Zierie
would never disappoint me. Ed Zierie loves me.
Well, it keeps still this place.
There's anything but the marther chamber inside the chosen?
I've been trying to figure that out.
I don't know.
I thought maybe I have to fully complete my like atlas or something, but...
As far as I'm aware, no one has figured that out yet.
What did he do to me well?
and Zerry and Zerry.
Ow!
Okay.
and there gear is up for war let's give him one
So, we need to complete eight total rooms, all right?
They said they buffed the random room areas.
Oh, this is actually a good item.
It's a good item.
I don't know if it's worth anything,
but it's a cool item.
room completed
I
Want thanks for potion that's like a bad one I think
Okay, this is the 10th room. Holy shit, it's hot. I got to put on shorts, bro. It's so hot in this room.
75 degrees outside.
All right, it's better.
Yeah, you weren't here when I swapped shirts, but I told Chad, like, I'm gonna sweat through and ruin the shirt.
I need to pick a shirt that doesn't really matter.
Oh!
Perfect Rigo and a divine.
That's actually better than I thought it was.
Start forwards, you like the crafting more than the actual mapping, I know you.
You highly prefer crafting, because you like to pretend that you know how to craft.
And you sit there and just say the name of whatever item you know, which is like, oh,
in essence I know the essence and I know that one oh use a use a divine okay now
now use your vol over bonnet you just guess
star for just names random shit that he's seen before
to
use the Roger cube true
of
I'm not sure.
Room completed.
At Ziri at Ziri.
Is there a stash tab for tablets? Yeah.
A fragment.
frag me way
into the chambers boys
might not be the fragments might be a map that I have to look I'll look
afterwards for you
but there is one for maps
it might just be called the map tab
It's fragments it is there you go
They don't understand our connection
They could never understand.
The 4th Tabisphot shows up on city maps.
AHHHHH!
I
Rip at Ziri at Ziri
Okay, here we go, boys.
Incoming good item.
Not dog shit this time.
Surely good item.
Second time's a charm.
Dude, the boots again?
Let me fucking kidding me wait, and why didn't they open the other tropes? Oh
There we go
I was like what the fuck?
Divine
cultivation or
That's we got two raw divine out of this place
Are you going to be trying Monk this season?
Yeah, I'll try a lot of things.
It's about time to actually try our new build, but we got distracted because we got a 116
dip drop.
So maybe when I finish getting my mage blood, if I drop the prices on everything, I'm really
close to mage blood.
like I'm only a handful off.
There's another divine right there.
and
all now I'm dead bro
That's a divine gone
All right, who wants a free divine
You want a free divine you come in and kill this thing you get one free divine
Go get it boys
StarFords, I was frozen.
This is the guy that saved it last time.
Let's see if he can save it this time. It's pretty juicy.
Let's see if he can do it.
He's joined in the area.
He's joined in the area.
He's joined in the area.
I've got a fan going now in my room.
Are you think he makes it?
You think he manages to kill us?
Anti-freeze boots?
Nah, it's a charm.
You need a charm.
Oh, it's a lightless void too.
you get cool a Mac invite.
Can you guys hear my fan?
By the way, I have a giant fan going.
See if the divine should drop shortly.
It's kind of tanky.
The fan helps a lot.
What's he just dead?
He's dead.
Alright, who's next?
Oh my god, the dibs right there.
I can't even shatter it.
Well, if I click it every time, it's stacking more and more divines.
What's your tag?
He's a big throw seeker.
Come on in boys, the water's fine.
All right, let's see.
The next people are racing for the divine.
Here we go.
Who gets it?
Who gets it first?
Okay.
He ran past it.
Please stop trying to fight the invulnerable guy.
All you have to do is click the shatter.
All you have to do is click it.
Maybe I have to leave for them to get it.
There you go.
All right, I'll leave it to the party.
They can finish that map.
six. Extra add zero unique. That's what I want.
I can't click it, that's why I left because I know sometimes it bugs.
Headhunter.
Nevermind.
You aren't the valid owner of this remnant.
Oh, I'm lucky.
Oh, crashed me again.
Second pair of boots, I know they keep giving me these, oh, crashed again.
Really doesn't like the, really doesn't like the, yeah, it really doesn't like the well
of souls.
I guess I'm not allowed to go into the well of souls ever again.
I like to turn off the monkey is it the monkey doing it again
all right well I'm not allowed to ever use woe souls again
This was well made.
My computer's like so hot if I touch the top of it, my foot burns.
Is that a good price for that?
I have no idea.
Where's the next Radica? The next Radica's flows up here.
So I have another one there.
Over-offed flask actually got like nerfed massively, right?
Why is it back to like being expensive?
I mean, it was 70, but like where's the stats?
It just says increased charges use, like it doesn't have.
What happened to like the gaining guard and all that?
Like why would you ever buy this now, lately just, it just does life, it's bugged and doesn't
say what it does at the moment.
This was 70, like, a couple days ago or something.
Interesting.
I think we're going to logbook.
I think we're going to Owroth logbook.
What's the most expensive item drop?
It's got to be Owroth, right?
Like Owroth's shits too?
I don't think Valente is receiving this.
Yeah, I know what it is.
The Vorona Lineage Gym.
Oh, that's 37.
I'll post it right away.
Oh, fuck me, I used the log book without the Vrl-vrl-vrl-vrl-vrl-vrl-saga activated.
Obscure Island.
Which one's the Obscure Island?
Was that Verrano anyway?
Now that's a Ooth Rather, whatever, right?
Is it fucked right now, can I not join these things without it?
I don't want to waste my map
Don't do the eight year maps shit serves down apparently okay, so it's like across the board
Y'all are fucked.
Found out when monkey dies while buffed with ox, it costs more war because it gives monkey
more to HP.
I wonder if that's what's happening.
That's interesting.
Do you know what percentage more it gives?
Just think and math it out.
It's actually a good shout.
Hey, would you guys mind if I do something real quick, by the way?
I was thinking about turning the ads down even more.
I'm gonna turn the ads down by 40% I hope that's okay. I know you guys like watching ads on Twitch, but
I'm gonna I'm gonna turn the ads down by 40%
No turn them up, okay? I can the highest I can go is 22 minutes of ads an hour
I'm I can turn them up all the way if you want I'm taking it from five minutes to three minutes of ads an hour
you're here for the ads okay well I mean if you're asking for 20 I mean I can do 20
minutes
now I pay for which prime to do superior the other 22 minutes of ads and hours
diabolical yeah that's crazy
Less ads will help with my concentration, what would you recommend for quick energy?
Well, I'm glad you asked, because currently Mr. Deca Focus Fuel has a 20% off sale for
the Path of Exile 2 launch if you use code DM.
So use exclamation mark Focus Fuel to get your caffeine gummies.
Man, these are amazing.
So I don't want to drink energy drink or drink a soda.
Sometimes I just want to eat my gummies.
And so that's what I do.
Using focus fuel with code DM, I was able to save 20%.
Don't you worry, Deca.
I mean, I was able to save 100% because I don't have to pay for them again for free.
For you, Mr. Deca, don't worry.
I got you a deal of 20% off.
But only for you.
Don't go telling anybody.
Thanks mate, no problem, I got you.
Can I run this map now?
You guys think it's safe to run this map?
Let's run this one first, shall we?
Let me get my abyss tablets.
All right in we go
All right, well there goes that map never mind guys
Oh my god I ran the fucking wrong map and I lost my boss
holy shit I just lost my boss
it literally just ate my boss man
where are all the servers like this?
okay do not
warning warning warning do not run maps right now
it just deletes your shit out of existence I no longer have
maps that I can run. GG, G just deleted everything. Oh my fucking god. I just ran, I just lost
5,000, everyone in chat owes me 5 divines each for me testing that map for you. I'll
take a 3% tax of your total income for the entire league since I decided to run that
map for you as a test to see if it would break us or not. You're welcome. First of all,
I said, don't run it. You should always listen to me forever.
Sorry, I couldn't hear that. What did you say?
So what the fuck do we do now? I can't craft, I can't run maps.
The only thing I can do is sit in my hideout and no one can even come by my shit
because it would do I try to make the new character now can I run campaign or
it's campaign brick also
update where's there an update home
Oh my god, there it is. It's an update. Patch notes. Let's see patch notes. We hear GGG
feel like the monkey has been underperforming. Anyone that was able to make the monkey actually
be able to clear up to tier 14 or higher maps is actually a god gamer. Because of this,
we have decided to buff the monkey. Thank you GGG. W patch. Let's see here. Fixed the
client crash would occur with the combination of Unique Jewels first crash
when opening some Unique Chess, fix the bug with Unique Cane Beats,
because a number of shared states have different clients. There they solve.
Okay, I bitched about this. I mean, we took a screenshot of this and spammed
every single person in their DMs and they said they had a fix for it and they
would hot fix it out and there we go, it's completed. Thank you, GGG,
another WGGG for fixing another crash. Huge. You know, it's, I honestly should
on the payroll at this point. I mean, I'm eating every fucking bug. I mean, all of them.
I'm taking notes. I'm snipping them. I'm shooting them out. And they're sniping them down. Thank
you, GGG. They're watching. It's more like I'm complaining massively over and over and
over again. I have a whole fucking list here. They're actually pretty on it. I'm not gonna
They're doing a pretty good job of like fixing this shit when it gets reported.
Hey! I can run my map again, I think.
Oh no, I can't. They took my...
GGG, you owe me tablets!
And you owe me tablets and you owe me a map.
Just saying, GGG.
Please deposit one meter or equivalent in Divine Orbs into my bank account
in order to make up for that shipping deleted.
Oh my god JJJ you owe me another waste on I'm fucking believable
Holy shit
I take the L not once but twice
We're gonna be upgrading the alphabet from taking the L here or something else so they can see how bad this is oh
Okay, well, I can't play the game. Let me see if I can do campaign. Can I play campaign?
Should I read the comments on the hotfix post? How bad is it?
This is when lava can't go in any of our zones.
I expected this can't return.
Please fix ancestral cry.
Hello, this hotfix broke portals were stuck in our maps.
Same here, I came to get to my hi-res since hotfix didn't keep cake.
Please add bromance option for tuition.
Finally, somebody says something that fucking matters.
Can't get any of our zones stuck in my hi-res.
game is brick, can load or map or even log in to a US server.
So I expect to disconnect LoginScreen.
I haven't hired that.
Same here, can't get in my hideout since launch.
Doesn't allow access to maps.
I'm stuck on my expedition.
Since we're live, I can't go in the air zone.
Can you fix the origin tower bug?
Always back to LoginScreen.
Same here, can't get in my hideout.
Since we're live, I can't go in the air zone.
Game brick.
Okay, can I, can I like make a new character or no?
Can we at least make a new character?
Like maybe we start working on Jim Lien?
What do we name some of the Jim Lien?
I stick gems in my skin.
Let's see if I can do the campaign at least.
I wonder if it's only, wait wait, maybe if I can make a character reaction to what I want to play, like what do we want to play?
Actually, I don't know what I want to play for my all yet, but before I had a million things I wanted to play, now I don't know.
Well, that was unexpected, now I have to find this miller block.
Complete YOLO a bell?
Alright, that's full YOLO.
It's been many years since I saw one of these little beauties.
I'm using my gun. I'm using my gun.
I kind of wanted to do a strained stacker.
Wait, hold on. Wait a minute.
Why does a crossbow have recoil?
That doesn't actually make sense.
before but
Plus one level of all code skills
Oh, I can actually load the campaign. Okay
And there's a random fish flowing around here, are you the thing that's crashing the game fish?
Who's fish is this? Hey, there's a cat.
This guy's level 14 and has more cosmetics than, like, the entirety of my in-game characters.
Pretty sure Crossbows would have a recoil RRL.
If Crossbows would have a recoil RRL, they would have a recoil in the opposite direction.
direction. Let me ask you this, when you shoe the bow, do you feel like the bow is like
when you let go of the bow, is it like pushing back into you?
Okay, let's see, is the map working yet?
Do, do, do, do, do.
Let's try the map again.
Does it work yet? Or is it still like
eating all our maps?
Hell yeah.
What the fuck, GGG?
This is inexcusable.
My patience is growing thin and my day is ruined.
It's another, that's another waystone gone.
Wait, hold on. Let's see if I can actually do the campaign or not.
That you're also offended? I'm absolutely offended.
They just tweeted it. Let's see.
I'm personally insulted.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
I lost three mirrors that I couldn't pick up because of this.
If you want mine, just depositing them into my stash,
that's fine.
Thank you.
There we go.
Now we wait for the profits.
Let's see this.
So let me.
Wait, the game is literally telling me to make it all.
I can actually play the campaign, I just can't play the...
Okay, well fuck it, we're just gonna make our own now.
I mean, I can't buy gear or twinkie or anything, right?
We'll just make the fucking up.
Okay, what are we making here?
What build are we playing, boys?
New build time, we have to...
Hmm.
You said caster?
I mean I'm down with a caster.
I'm really open to almost anything.
We could play a new weapon.
We could do a caster.
We could do a martial artist.
We could try the new monk fisting.
I am maybe a little less partial to playing monk.
because like it's the giga played right now I feel like it's probably the most
common building entire game right now I do kind of want to play something that's
not already like fully discovered
Do the ice wolf build.
We're used to pounce around.
Yeah, I probably don't want to play ice wolf, so I already did that.
Did that last week.
Chrono then.
Chrono is what I wanted to play for hardcore SSF.
It's sort of a defensive build, so I kind of want to save that for hardcore as a stuff.
Nightfall, Glacial Fortress, Warrior, even though it's bait.
Yeah, it hurts really bad, but I'm open to it.
Big Smashing Bear.
Nah, I'm probably not going to play a Marshaweapon just because I played that like very real.
I played Marshaweapon a lot recently, right?
them oracle. I can be open to totems. Didn't they change spell totems where you can just
like play them now? Like I'm not against spell totems. Twister Abyssalwitz, no I'm definitely
not playing Twister. Do we have a hidden decency? Oh yeah, what's the new Chalupa Monk? Like
What's the new Chalupa mode node?
Let's see here.
Almost typed in Chalupa.
Acolyte of Chalula, new, hidden node.
What's Foxy do?
Archon of Chalula.
Oh, that's the Archon line.
Chalupa Torneados.
No, definitely not playing Twister.
I mean, it's like played, played.
I like your summoner discover on gymling. I haven't heard much about it. Yeah, what's the quality like? I heard a lot of them are bugged
Jean Ling legionaire
0.5 quality list
Holy shit
What does that make dead do
I kind of want to do my mana stacker.
What's a move that we want to play, and then we can like see what it's like?
Can't they change something about corrupting cry?
You server data lost, shitsfuck right now.
I feel like man-stackers.
Gimli and Legionnaire, Twisted Imperium, Man-a-Stack Warrior.
Yeah, there's something there.
I kind of did want to try that.
I also went mind doing castingship, though.
Depends on what side of the tree we want to start.
Press service lagging.
It's just you.
everyone's lagging. Invoker, spell to the mannistacker. What if we did Jim Ling Legionnaires, spell
the mannistacker with fireball. You can get infinite glory with quality on
gym lean. I don't hate the idea of leveling gym lean. I kind of want to buy like, I don't know if we
just can't run maps or if we can't go to hideouts because I kind of want to buy
I like some twinkier for leveling.
Maniflare Blood Mage Manistacker.
Sounds bait.
You can go on the hideouts.
Okay, so can we actually get like twinkier then?
What do we want? Let's get some twinkier here. Alright, what do we want to use for our leveling skill?
I kind of want to play Caster, honestly. How bad does Caster start for Jim Lean? Like, it's pretty fucking dog shit, right?
Like how bad is it?
I kind of want to play the new Chronomaster, but I feel like that's like a hardcore thing.
It's already bad for a top star, yeah, I know, that's like my issue.
Guess we can go Oracle.
So I'm trying to think, if we want to go,
So, if we want to go caster, we're on like literally the worst side of the tree for this, it's like all attack shit.
Right now it's good between here. Mark has a bunch of early projectile nodes, at least yeah, true. I guess you do get projectile.
Like how bad is it, let's see. Projectile damage, projectile damage, projectile damage. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
They have the dog's grenades.
I guess you can go over here and take these, project out and damage.
Reduce the tax bill, it wouldn't matter if we're doing all the cast.
Okay, I guess it's not as terrible as I thought.
I kind of do want to try the fireball thing, they said.
The other thing is the, what was it, the iron more than bow?
What's it called?
Like the iron bow, iron bound more than bow, this thing.
with Warbringer maybe, to break armor guaranteed, and you can get it as early as level 11.
seems kinda good
you have to play lightning arrow with that bow, lightning arrow sounds sick, that's the
one problem with the bow
i kinda do wanna play caster though, like returning arrow sounds sick i agree but
oh the other thing is like uh...
corrupting cry
where was the patch notes
like oh and there was something with corrupting cry that got buffed, i forgot what it was
No longer cause scale of crepe right, instead triggers a scale with some flex creptin blood
scaled by the level of Jim in his socket in you.
I thought creptin cry might be better now.
So like I was kind of interested in Warbringer for creptin cry.
Depending on how much better the vet sounded, because now you can scale with level.
Chronomancer and face breaker plus corrupting cry.
I don't get how the chronomancer fits into that equation.
The problem with fireballs is if we play fireball, we have to play around with fusions.
They change anything about fireball.
They change fireball.
algorithms goes have infusion tech.
I guess you can always play totems, right?
Verizon infusion makes infusion basically free, OK.
All right, well, maybe we'll try mercenary fireball and
see how it goes.
And we've got to get some twinkier here.
Level max one probably need like a staff to level with here
What can we get here?
Wait these are fucking for the vine the level with you shouldn't
It's only in fire one fire, but it's only staff you can get
Okay, well if you just get rare staff
Can you get plus the levels on a staff or something?
Okay, and then can I get Shibu spell damage or what?
It's all divine for Twinkia, what the fuck dude?
That's it, those are the only ones that are for sale.
one divine like 99% spell damage, 68% fire damage.
Well how about if I make my level like 5?
20 exalt, 3 divine, 1 exalt.
Gouged by 1 exalt bro.
all spells. 10 divine, what the fuck. Plus two level of all spells for one divine with
ninety one and twenty seven percent extra
wait fifty exalt is not as bad
and then this is extra code
There you go, 20 Exalt, Fire Damage, Spell Damage, 2 Levels, Damages, Extra Fire, boom.
That's fine, 20 Exalt, that's fine.
Okay, now we need it can't I just like use my stash and like get a bunch of shit here
Do we have like no good gear?
This is extra, alright.
Okay.
I think I have some stuff in my hideout actually.
Skills have 12% AOE, 33% ES, 9% DMZ extra code, that's nice.
Area of effect for attacks, mescos gain energy, attack right now, that's where that one is
fine.
Okay, that works.
Okay, that works.
There goes something where am I here?
where I can you can wear you can wear the delirium double anointed to the level one
but there's actually a kind of busted armors alley attack damage some build up
Can I get one that's like spells?
Hack damage spell area. Wait, huh, this one's kind of good
Spells have 10% reduced AOE, but 33% damage. It's actually kind of good
Might be able to like find one of these amulets
Actually seems good. Twisted amulet. Let's just like look at them
Well, you can't see what they stats do.
That's the shitty part.
Cessro-Condon, Spirit of the Wyvern, Wildcat,
and Cessro-Mending, Touch of the Arcane, Building Talksons,
Conservative Castings, Sobloom,
Engineered Blaze, but that might be going
engineered blaze.
Nauts attacks.
end of the eighth escalation, Brian Raw, and Spiron Alley, y-barrier. What we want is we
We want just like a generic like spell damage.
We want potent incantation.
That'd be a good one, potent incantation.
We're doing fire damage to one fire.
And fragmentation, I suppose.
Potent incantation.
That's good. This is like an easy way. This is actually a great way to get leveling gear, dude.
Yeah, and then psychic, psychic fragments, by account, minimum of two, hold on, potent
Incantation, wait, it's a great way to do it, yeah.
Psychic, psychic, fragmentation,
what other ones we want?
A good call, it's a great way to do this.
Seal game frequency, anticipation would be great.
Antis,
anticipation,
allocates anticipation.
Volcanic skin or cremation, volcanic skin, cremation, okay, and then item rarity normal.
Right there.
Oh, can't do the volcanic skin.
That's great.
20-inch hole.
Yeah, that's cracked for a starter gear.
What?
Yeah, that's cracked as an amulet and a stern.
You can just wear it for nothing.
That's actually insane.
Okay.
Okay, and then we need like boots.
All right, and now just a helmet.
any hemidoptions are there
go room i think it's like level 30 item or something
If I don't you're feeling lucky
Not even sure I picked that up. Okay, then
I like them already. Yes
Plus one level of fire spells first one, all right, this was destiny fire character
Elemental flame wall spark frost bomb ice nova
I'm going to start a frostbomb and then can we just give like another level one
gym real quick find out there and grab another level one gym all right let's
So they're rolling back the hotfix, so it's shit, all right.
new character, yeah, a new character, I might need to check with the girlfriend real quick
to see if she's cool with it.
But we might go long today.
We might do a long stream.
Not sure we have any other plans today,
but since we're starting a new character,
I kind of want to get some progress in on this.
This affects me when I help the man.
Is that not what I just did?
Can I not skip this?
Oh, okay.
Wait, do you have to do this, like, every time?
Like, I don't have to do the whole, like, quest again, right?
Like, we already did all this shit.
My first character, right?
Alright, give me two minutes, I'll check with the girlfriend and see what the plan is for
Do they see if we're going longer or not?
Give me one moment.
It is unbelievably hot in this house.
I'm gonna like wash my face with cold water to try to feel better.
I also like stretching my legs.
My legs got this like weird thing going on where it feels like I did like squats yesterday or something.
My legs are like, fuck, I can barely walk.
I think it's from sitting down too long.
All right, let's continue fireball Jim lean
more on
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Fireball Jim Lee.
Let's figure it out.
Yo ho, guysy with the raid.
What up?
My fellow brother and companions.
Welcome everybody.
We are starting a new character.
We just started.
This character is like 10 minutes old.
We are going to be trying the gym lean.
Give Jim Lee a shot.
This unblit terribly hot in my house right now.
You're going to chunk minions when you wake up, or about that time everyone plays your
new build, huh?
Where's the lady?
Where the hell is the lady?
Is she on the first section?
No, she can't be on the first section here.
Maybe she's down here.
What about you thinking about going?
It's going to be a fireball gymling, I think.
I'm going to get baited by their showcase reveal.
reveal. We're gonna try Fireball Gimli.
I guess we don't need any of this gear, right?
It's not it.
It's up here.
Fireball, Jimmeline, Manda Stack, Totem Build.
I don't know.
We're going to figure that out as we go.
I think I need to get more airflow into my computer area.
like the amount you see that's coming out of my desktop right now is like actually kind of
crazy. I'm gonna open up the glass and try to like move the glass a bit and try to let it like
It's like, actually, like, hot, hot.
Yeah, poor boy, you see? Yeah, I got a fan in here blowing the air on it.
It should be on top of the desk, yeah, of course, only with the setup, it just doesn't
work, it's gotta be underneath.
The thing is, the desk is closed in, so it doesn't have like air through, air through,
it's in like a corner.
It's not a problem but right now it's running high as fuck.
It's high as shit outside.
I'm no botanist, but I'm pretty sure these roots ain't meant to glow.
If the ventilation inside the PC is in good condition, opening the pano makes the temperature rise instead of fall.
Not really, no.
It's not good then.
What's hot shit in Alaska? It's like 75 degrees, 78 outside.
I'll level mine out of 3 and you have one more level.
Yeah.
Ahhhh, there we go.
Plus two, and what's the damage?
It's four times the damage, actually when I put the other things on it, yeah, five times
damage.
16 times the detail.
By the way, for leveling, if you guys didn't know, you can actually wear the Twisted Amulets,
like the ones with double anoints at level 1.
So it's perfect for leveling.
You get two anoints, like two good anoints.
So I have Potent Anointed, and I have Volcanic Anointed.
So I get two good spellcast abilities from the other side of the tree, at level one.
I'm going to cost 20 eggs all for the other.
You love fireball jimling but the dam's kind of blows.
You try it already?
and don't take it on top of the existing now.
Okay, give me fireball and living bomb probably first.
I have any level gems, let's see.
Multi-projectile, hmmm.
I need to unleash with fireball and then we're going to use mini-perfectulars, which I have.
Once we start getting this rolling, it's going to feel pretty good, I think.
All right.
Wait, wrong way.
DG, you row back the hotfix, yep.
Apparently the hotfix was fucking things up.
The hotfix was there to solve the monkey crashing problem, I think.
Are you done with the monkey?
Not all the way.
The reason I started playing a new build was because the server was crashing and I couldn't
run maps and I can run the campaign so I kind of had to make a new character
Hotfix was temple mostly. Well, that was the previous one. There was another hotfix
We're talking about hotfixes like less than an hour ago
I'm gonna try living bomb fireball.
One of them inscriptions.
I don't think we have to do all this shit the second time, though, like the Rune Stone stuff.
Apparently we do.
Like, it actually walks you out.
Like, I can't run past it.
Only the introductory can skip the rest, alright.
That's good.
Quickly! My family has been abducted!
Turn off tutorials here. I always do that. That's the first thing I do in every character.
My family has been abducted!
Oh, I need another skill gem.
Okay, let's go get our skills set up.
I make this faster
Okay, I would like a perfect jeweler
I'm gonna use second perfect jeweler
Those are 76 right now
All right
Guys, I have a hundred and seventy divines right now. I'm rich as fuck
Quality the living bomb perfect jeweler living bomb
All right, what do we want out on living bomb first thing I want to do is add area of effect
We need more intelligence.
That's unlucky.
Fine, we will socket.
I don't have intelligence.
I don't think I go.
Intelligence.
So, let's do living bomb, more damage.
Okay, I got a tabula, hold on, let's do the gigasurf setup.
Let's do the really insane Smurf setup.
Okay, now we get Jules.
Two place spells, spirit stacking, better with focus.
Were you talking about totem spirit stacking?
You need to go for chaos res on it.
Oh, what these, like the end.
What I'm looking for right now is I'm looking for elemental.
You know what I probably have, actually, so let me see.
Let's see, elemental damage.
Can I get elemental with fire?
Elemental damage spelled critical damage penetrates cold.
Ignite magnitude, elemental damage
cast speed, critical chance, on building magnitude,
recover life on kill, which you actually
want is elemental damage with movement speed,
like is the priority.
So if I can get, I'll show you, elemental damage,
increase elemental damage.
And then if we can get movement speed,
and then if you can get that, and then you can get cast speed
also holy shit you get one of those okay here I want to damage with movement
speed. 2% elemental damage. Hell, yeah.
the spirit increase of damage for spirit. Yeah, that's actually good.
80% movement speed boom.
It's one.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Do-ba-dab-ah.
Movement speed.
Just by all the movement speeds with elemental damage, this was actually kind of dog shit.
I hate when people do this, they buy this shit ahead of me.
I swear to God, they do it on purpose.
Like I'm trying to buy these.
Okay, uh, let's see here.
We can just work crit.
I mean, we don't need that much movement, honestly.
Crit, spell damage bonus.
That's fine.
A life on kill, a chance to shock, do I have any movement, movement, almost some movement
speed, project iodine, project iodine, same thing.
That works.
Okay, those are all good.
Okay, so that actually helps like a lot.
And then can I get cheapo, cheapo iron runes, the real cheap shit.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
That works for me.
We're a random helmet with intelligence in it, okay.
Much better.
Have you explained what you want to play?
Now, I'm just going to do fireball, Jim, lean, and figuring out how to say go, um, oh, I forgot
to fix the other, hold on, I got to fix the other, the other skills.
Okay, and then uncut three, we need uncut level three, Jim.
has to be a level three.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
Okay, and then this is...
we grab Fireball.
Gonna grab that one.
Clip Fireball. We go Quality.
There we go, we got the extra level 3 gems.
Level up that one.
And now we cut the orb of storms.
Okay, and then we cut. Fireball needs. Wild shards. Rapid casting. You no longer use that
one, we use this one. Remove fragmentation rounds. Okay, I need a helmet with intelligence
on it. Can I just like essence real quick, a low level intelligence? This makes it like
level 50 or something, doesn't it? Okay, so if I go harmonic, chance to get a harmonic
and grab for further away, yeah, we want to grab those for further away, so get the annoying
acquire and then we need the other on fireball. Fireball needs, we have no
projectile. We want to do the fire exposure, fire pin, fire mastery. I like control
destruction because we're not really doing crits. Definitely one on leash.
Multi-shot, I mean we're doing on leash so I don't know about doing multi-shot also.
You know more damage, more movement, so you penalty, sure, and then, can I get one more
banger damage wise?
Fire pin?
I thought we don't really need the pin, but fine fuck it just because, okay, there.
Any more supports for later?
Eventually, we'll move on to Proposin.
Okay.
All right, then we're good to go.
Flame Blast Jim Lee with either Poison Plus Black Flame or Blistering Bonn with Elmin
Magnetune, the second quality.
Okay.
Okay, let me put my music on, and I think we are good to go, boys.
Here we go.
Alrighty!
Character set up.
We be fireballing.
It's good for a bit.
We'll have to upgrade as we go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
With the binding, binding.
Hey, ah.
This place rises the eckles on the back of the neck.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get your love.
Protectile damage.
Wreck-a-shay worked pretty well actually.
Come and get your love.
I'm just figuring out.
May van.
You will have eternity to regret your
Bills DPS millions and millions
come and get your love
I'll make a build after this character looks fun also, I mean if it's not dog shit I'll
make a guide on it.
You gotta find out whether or not it's gonna be dog shit first.
You get the keyboard out and play it too and yeah I kinda miss the keyboard and I don't
It's it's it's fucked up because it's like there's no room on my table now because of the double PC setup like it got
relegated to the closet
Yeah, I do I do miss the music
I just haven't got to play much music lately. We're quite honestly
You know, if you need great cans of any good, nope, I'm not sure, I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet.
one more chance
I want you back.
The key
Doing pretty good buddy. I must make them pay
I must make them suffer!
Together!
Shy like this is why I never wanted a family.
Do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Fresh tracks.
must be nearing the village now
when we supposed to be able to skip dialogue now? well yeah, when you're talking to somebody
like if you click on them, they might just escape and skip the whole thing, see?
but like the cutscenes, you can't really skip cutscenes shit, you know what I mean?
I'm a new player in this, and POE2 is going to consume me.
Welcome!
Join us, sir.
in the pewee2enjoyers club
yeah one of us
turns to the galaxy
sounds like yeah
oh you screechy massive feathers
Where is that guy?
Oh, the place.
That's the best.
I've fallen over.
Life Alert.
Bye!
Should we start for Windigo Crown this week?
Yeah, it's the next one!
I don't know if it started already, but it's still the old one.
If it's not the waypoint one right now, then yeah, it's the Windigo Crown.
I should show you the top of the shed right now.
June 6th, uh, okay.
What class is this?
Gymling!
Do you mean the gymling legionnaire, or aka mercenary?
I'm gonna try fireball, gymling legionnaire.
This is bloody work!
Steel Zone
To the spirit in the sky
We're not done
I'm gonna take all of these
I actually want them to pierce those, I think.
These are great nodes.
Hey, what up farmer? Thanks for the raid, brother
Hey, big man, how's your league lunch? I bet you're rich as fuck by now. You're always great at making money in this game
But we cookin I'm gonna try I'm getting baited by their showcase, you know, I mean I'm gonna try their Jim Lee and legionator fireball
I heard everything's fucking bugged on this class. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try a little Jim Lee and Legionnaire shit
So I'm going full all on in the vision, you know, I mean
Yeah, I got baby
I'm gonna try
Your class of three shower bugs. Hell yeah, I'm loving that everybody gets the experience the bugs
But I played Wyvern and that shit was so fucking bugged on
Play launch. Can't even see the damn screen
And of course I'm playing monkey so I can't even play the game like I get like the monkey crash
That makes it where you use like get kicked out of fucking server because you're playing monkeys, so
The amount of crash I've had this league is like it's five times in the other league. I've ever had bro
It's like it's actually just horrible
You're playing fob gun boats from now on yeah, hey man that guy knows how to make a build
You know I mean you make some money you follow his stuff I guess
If I wasn't such a bow hater, I'd probably do it too, though I did play Lightning Arrow
one leak.
And I can't lie, his Lightning Arrow build was pretty good.
I'm gonna try like a ricochet terrain-shaining fireball thing.
Why the arrow blue arrow, green arrow pickin' poison, yeah.
If I have not given you VIP at home.
Give the man the VIP slash VIP X, the farmer X.
You have added VIP, farmer in the shower, boom, done.
I really liked the monkey though.
How'd ABX get?
Have you had people before you?
ABX, who's ABX?
I don't know, ABX.
Found ya.
Your monkey bill, do you think it's
worth to get Bond of the Wolf for 22% more attack speed?
No.
Like, he has infinite attack speed, bro.
He attacks like 500 billion times a second,
because it's still either.
So you're new to 370 as must be a meme. I don't know
ABX
Do you know what's funny is like sometimes people just give to me subs to channels that I don't know
Like I'm pretty sure I've been an amaranth like sub for like three years in a row or something
Because every now and then the same guy pops up and it's like you've been gifted a sub by you know, whoever the amaranth channel
Some guy really thinks he's fucking funny over there.
You're in love with me.
Sure, yeah, no, I mean, not me boys.
I love this song. I mean it is kind of funny. Yeah, okay.
It's crazy you can't like decline some, bro.
Like they just give them to you.
You can't like, it doesn't give you an option.
It's like someone's melee newsletters to your house you don't want.
Look at me do the freeze frame
I'm going to be doing here for a thing.
Blub mily individually
AHarrow of Ash?
These are all kinds of trash
Sometimes if you goyy
I guess mana remnants, but I'm running control destruction there, aren't I like
like these are all kind of trash for what I'm doing raging spirits yeah but it
does zero damage okay I mean we have nothing better to cut it like I just
We'll just see if it does anything for the first two levels.
It kind of doesn't do anything, but whatever.
Yeah, I can't cut it.
I don't have strength, or else I would agree.
We have to keep cutting Intel for a bit,
because I need support gems and stuff.
Ask for attacks only.
Oh, right, it's a harrow.
You're right.
You're right.
Heard it, there.
There's not really any good spirit options, really, actually,
for casters.
Like, I think about it, like, what, what, you actually take as a caster in your first
spirit, like, you just, the game just tells you to go fuck yourself, like, manorimni or
something?
Manorimni?
Yeah, but like, oh, that doesn't, doesn't feel good, like a heroine.
Ice armor, yeah, it's, it kind of sounds like casters are down bad.
for like, like a good first cut, right?
Are you a fire infusion living bomb?
Green Oona, wish you new Oona boys.
You play chaos, you have weather, I mean true.
That means you're doing Oona for the millionth time
or fucking chaos for millenium time EDC
yeah SRS does like literally negative damage
it should give me like a
like a really good
like infusion, gainer, like early spirit chamber or something.
So the hood of one was right, they lost their minds.
I've fallen over and I can not get up some day either
I
Trivilize the cash because a lot of infusions are OP hell yeah, make the game brain dead easy so I can complain about it more
I'm a streamer what I need is for things to be like fucking easy so I can look like I'm a god
And I know what I'm doing and everyone can be like well
Look how good he is and then I can complain about how the game is too easy because I play it five times more than anybody else
And then they nerf it and then the people who come home from work by time
I've already beat the game aren't able to play the game in our behind in the economy somewhere ruined everything
Let's fucking go streamer life boys, and I call them casual noobs
Am I going the wrong way? I'm a casual you but I know where I'm going
Top right
one
of the week
into the league and you're still in act one
that's good
I like that
where the fuck am I going bro
so much for being a no-life streamer like I don't know where the hell I'm going
at one
I'm gonna hit like 13 dead ends can I find this stupid executioner and
I do not know how read this zone I'm beyond complete dog shit this zone like
every time dude
watch it actually be down at the bottom and I went the wrong way
Oh, it's there apparently, okay.
Rip his head, there it goes!
Let's kick it around.
I forgot to put over a bun on the living bum.
the road, that's too complicated for me.
What's your playlist? Yeah I stole it from you.
Oh no.
Oh, well, well, well enough.
Overbundance, boom.
No.
Uh, probably due to the extra concentrated area.
Hell yeah. Damage is giggling out.
The terrain bounce is actually kind of sick with Fireball.
Ah, you know.
Yeah, what up, Ginny?
in all the raids today. I've never felt so loved.
Is he gonna play in the league?
Hope you're enjoying it.
You and Canon kicking some ass,
you guys playing some co-op or what?
You're gin is popping off.
Oh shit, you win Jhin first one.
That's kind of a cool pick for a first character.
I'm kind of dog shit the Jhin, aren't I?
Can I just Act 4 today?
Hey, hey, you're getting there.
Act 4 is like one of the best.
I think Act 4 is either the best or second best act.
You're almost to maps.
The tutorial is almost over.
Just copy interludes.
That's him.
Soon.
Very soon.
Soon and very soon.
Soon and very soon.
Job done.
You build already?
Well, the game kind of forced me to.
The maps were bricked for a bit there.
So I had to make a new character, and now I got kind of interested in fucking around with Fireball.
We're not giving up on Monkey Boy though.
Quick break.
Another one we got DJ Khaled down there saying another one
The Amazon is 8th character already.
the useless stun buildup tax nodes so I can get the 40% projectile damage from this badman.
I'm a character that's forcing them on. Did they ever beat the doing the forcing challenge
saying like the no pause campaign?
I did that last week as people kept asking me to,
it's like, sure, I'll do it.
We got up to Arbor there and died.
You plan to do hardcore?
Yes.
But I have 170 Divines.
The economy is still fresh enough and the server is still fucked enough that I don't
want to play hardcore until later on in the league.
I'm saving my hardcore SSF like re-roll to like extend my league enjoyment.
Right now I'm playing kind of standard.
And then this is going to be a long league because we got like six months to December,
right?
So I am playing standard and I'm going to do my re-roll.
How well we need. Kill them. As you shall have everything I promised.
No noose this time. I'll remove your head myself. You could bloody well try.
Easy prey. Run it for the other. Open the cage. Release the beast.
Give me what you're promised.
I've given you.
immediately immediately phase
bloodlust it's early to be lusting in the raid
Soon all would devour it.
They realized he was a shaman.
Death awaited at the door.
Then hour by hour, men fell
as requiem on high.
Uh, am I dead? I'm dead, right?
I was actually kinda close.
Allow me to clear your mind.
Allow me to clear your mind.
The madness.
It consumed my being.
Oriana.
Use it against me.
It consumed my being. Oriana used it against me.
Where has she taken the beast? I've found messages from the desert.
From the best of you? Yes. Find her.
Find her. Kill her.
But first, please, stop the madness, as you wish.
Stop the roleplay.
We must make it.
Count G and we can find it.
If you find it.
If you find a find out there.
You found the maven!
The Contest!
The Contest!
Let's go. Where are we going to take next? I think I actually just level fireball again.
around the fair wind tunnel
Oh, we sawed something.
I think I might lower the price of my giga chess piece
To liquidate it before prices like drop too much
Your wyvern druid still broken, I mean the wyvern druid's pretty good. You can still play that build
They didn't really like nerf it
Oh that fireball fucking missed. Oh that fireball fucking missed
Oh bug wise only fixed in 0.4. Oh
That one. Oh my god that fireball went right for us the spectator
Explode it right in my face, bro.
Felt they heath off that one.
You?
I thought I'd work for the Maracata again.
Too bloody odd.
I assume.
Thank you.
I'm...
It's me, Maracata.
Forcnoli.
So the real hard part is once we've taken all the protectile nodes, what nodes do we
take like this is where the build's gonna fall off a fucking cliff
I'm up text come on come on come on
I need ya!
Why am I shooting into the canyon hole there?
Can I hit the enemy three inches from my face?
Now the hard part.
We've taken all the obvious nodes, I guess we'll take projectile damage and speed here,
I guess that actually works.
Pierce is kind of like not great.
Probably take the projectile damage and damage here, reduce speeds kind of that too.
A lot of these are like kind of bad notes actually.
I think I actually went forking.
surpassing chance to fire an additional projectile, you know that doesn't say that
the surpassing chance is for melee like Marsha only. I actually think we take
surpassing chance in Cheney from terrain. I think we take all of these.
I actually think that works, weirdly enough.
Kind of far away, but you can literally click these, we can go here and then we can click
with these projectile nodes too, these projectile nodes,
if we want to, we can come down through here.
Like the element stuff is actually not bad.
It's not actually terrible.
Like I could go up here, I could grab these projectiles,
I could go here, I could grab these projectile damage nodes.
And from here I could split down here and grab from this way because this is one of the feet see if I go up here
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
Or it's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven to here
But this way it gives me this, and also gets me set up for here.
It might actually be better to go up.
It's a little weird, but it actually might be better to go up.
I can get these project downloads, and then it sets me up for going up this way if I really want to.
To either grab Crit or move towards the Spell Damage area.
That's probably what we do, actually.
I'll just start with that, I guess.
So I do like to protect those.
We'll take the projectile speed nodes first,
because there are only three nodes away.
But then I think we're going to go this way
and grab the other ones.
Like the projectile speed and damage nodes,
these are probably good.
Okay, yeah, I think we're actually will go this way
It's really weird, but I think it works
Because we want the surpassing chance
Did they make this map longer?
I don't know why, but it feels like this map is longer.
maybe I'm cooked but it feels like you know how fucking big this area was I
didn't I don't remember being that long I was I thought it was like two-thirds
said
a better load of weapons came out of this place
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Get my campaign blasting playlist on.
I
I definitely feel the fucking heat right now.
I
Ballot a very warm night
Quickly be brave make a shit me. I am formed of that
Yeah, I got two plus one minion helmets like what the fuck
I am a movement in the dark, lots of movement.
So the goal is to make as many fireballs as possible and we're going to take the Surpassing Chance,
Cast Node, so we're going to use Seal, we'll take Seal Frequency, and we'll take Living
Bomb for infusions, we'll take Ricochet and Chaining off of Terranes and we're going to
have them bounce as much as possible.
uh... holy shit
guys get fucking took it in the ass dude
Why doesn't DM answer chat? I talk to chat all the time. I
Don't answer the same question over and over and over again
Because it annoys people here hear for more than two minutes and to hear the same thing get repeated over and over and over again
So if you're asking a question that's and been answered a million times or is answered in the build guide or is answer in the video
Or it literally on screen with text and stuff like that like yeah, I don't answer this
What sort of a punishment?
What a bing.
Piper in the wolves.
Hang where you play, man.
You playing shield boss, too?
Oi!
Gollby, save me!
You lost, Barbage.
You tried a new shield.
I heard the new shield.
It's pretty fucking ass, too.
What I eat today answer it already you can see with your eyes I ate Wendy's god damn it how dare you waste my time with such a question
mods permanently ban man man you could have re rewinding the vaude nine hours to find me eating Wendy's this morning
Do your own research! Wow!
How about the four...moving speed?
Um...
Alright, I'm going to take 1.4 up some moving.
Yeah, I'm going.
AO, AO.
Alright, well, it's actually good.
Now, yeah, man, if you use a perfect jeweler, about two divine and smurf gear, and you know,
you got five socket, you got plus two levels, and a full tabular rossa full of jewels that
all like movement and elemental damage and all this shit then you can actually
like do some damage with this level one yeah I can actually kill a white mob
crazy
someone's falling up ahead it only took me having a level 94 character to be able
to kill some mobs level one with it
Did they change the fire infusion image? I feel like I didn't recognize that one, but I didn't really play around with fire infusion too much for it.
Oh my god, Asala. She's all the way back there stuck.
Gotta do the whole map over again. GG, power leveling strat.
I
Fallen over and I can't give up
The
Final gate!
Noxious Sikama!
The Jamonra?
My favorite voice line in the game.
35 point combo here.
Oh, I don't know where that fireball is going, but he's trying not to contribute.
Wub, wub, wub, wub.
That's the lyrics of the song in case you guys are wondering.
Wub, wub, wub, wub.
Eh, we wouldn't know it in a speech.
I will tell you a tale.
You may try if you are trust so you will take your time or not.
What?
Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub.
Alright, time to upgrade our gear, it's not good enough.
We are now level 20, we can do equipment level maximum.
Yo Zinah, thank you for the 5 tier ones, very much appreciated that sir!
hmm
hmm
we want to show our damage as we want
We want a giga chat item with a million cast speed a million damage damage to fire like or like just a shitload of
gain damage is extra. We're obviously not doing enough damage at the moment.
there you go 102% fire damage double damage gain is extra plus two I like
that one let me see wait does that have novcast speed oh you know what fuck it
let's wait till we get plus three I forget what level plus three is let me see
58 and the 58 my honk lowest oh 22 okay was the answer I was 20 time to do the
Trav suck my ass boys.
Oops, I double clicked.
That's on me.
I will say.
dick
Okay, let's see here
Where is
these
I'm clicking and clicking and clicking and clicking so fucking over and I'm clicking and then we take these
And we click so fucking hard again
Okay, and now we type in resistance, and we take anything that is on the resistance.
Our resistance, our resistance, our resistance, cool, and then we just throw in whatever else
slip over
shirt
wub wub wub wub wub wub
uh... man
we a man flask
Here goes nothing!
I get Monkey with more mob fires!
You uh, again Monkey with more mob fires, you run a Riverside or a Rupture map with tablets that say Unique Monsters have plus one modifier on it.
I'd recommend taking the Doryani plus one revive so that way if you get Duncan mods
you want you can go ahead and die to the monkey and then revive and he will
respond with different mods.
That's the gap between player level and then level XP starts to drop off please.
I believe it's four levels.
of
I know you love repeating yourself. Can you re-explain everything you've already answered
five times? Yes, I have Windies this morning. The monkey is in Riverside and in Rupture.
You can wear a two-hander in one hand by using the Vertex and Giant's Flow of Tree
Finger gloves. You can get extra mods by using the extra mod tablet. The build I'm currently
Currently playing is Jim Leaning going to figure out fireball? No, I'm not using the build guy and figuring out how to say go.
Yes, I have uploaded the video that explains everything. The reason you don't have enough runic is because you didn't use the runic word thing to grab more runic on it.
Try using the Murohi Aoi with 15% additional runic on it. The reason the monkey is not reviving sometimes even though you have enough runic word is the ox enchant can happen sometimes giving you more maximum life.
Someone in chat forget that one out earlier and then you can't revive them during that period
What am I missing here? Oh, yeah, the reason that you have the vertex and you still can't wear the murhiaki is because you bought the one that says
Scale gyms have no requirements set of equipment. There's no requirement. That's on you
Yes, I did stop using the brass stone. We don't need anymore. What am I missing?
An oasis in the desert.
I actually need that flask.
How to tame the new monkey with the huntress.
You haven't even have another tamed beast you're not equipped with yet so if you were
able to successfully tame a monkey I would assume the way you can get another monkey
by doing the same thing you did the first time you got a monkey.
Like I would, you know,
you know when they say insanity is, you know, doing the same thing over
and expecting a different result, being sane is doing the same thing
over again and expecting the same result.
and
3 gauntlets in a row!
Fucking GGG hates me, I guess not in a row, but 3 gauntlets in the same first trial, holy
shit.
I mean, I know it's called trial of suck my ass, but this one is really, really taking
it's the limit here.
Do you know where Darth gets his shoes?
I don't buy shoes.
You don't need shoes if you don't leave the house.
Why not pay to ascend?
Because I didn't think of it in time, but you're right.
That would have been way better.
And now I'm immediately going to do that after I get my first ascension here.
How much is it right now by the way? It's like 2div, 3div.
This break is sponsored by Focus Fuel.
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Do the launch of it in there right we're back
All right, let's see here
I will do my duty the poor head is
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
I have had enough of you!
crack okay click on random things click on random things okay
I'm going to save myself three hours in this game.
dog shit trial never been better deal in this
was this human swap were missing to what you like my music final changes for
you
uh...
they would i got something a little bit more your style
sound a little bit more of your speed. Here you go. There we go.
Sing with me, everybody!
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
All right. There you go. Never ask me to change my amazing, beautiful music ever again, or
I'll see you get Baby Shark.
This better be worth it.
I think I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to get
the
Now I never, never, never.
Now I never.
it's about time
alright let's go
All right, boom, boom.
Plus two level of intelligence.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I guess I can do forbs and less moves for you by playing out a bunch of stuff and just wearing a bunch of greens that I'm not going to use.
Probably abuse it that way.
No, no.
You can't turn the bear off.
Let's see here.
Don't inspect out of it?
Yeah, but he wants the 60% weapon, probably.
I think we want to, like, we probably want to cheese the gym studded.
I think we can though.
Now we'll just do this for now.
Okay, fireball.
It was more damage. 40% more damage. It was kind of crack actually.
It was 65% more damage. Wait, what the fuck?
Wait 65% more damage like housing album idea, yeah
I don't think I won, Les A. O. E. I think I won Fortress 1.
with rapid casting. All right, let's go. All right, the key for we go. Oh, this is a
ballad of Jane Doe. Okay, let's see how well this works. Wait, I need, I need, is there
way to make it always summon on me like instead of on on target I need to summon for me
and change it directly to scale.
Is there something I want to say about that?
At least on console you can cast on self, yeah, and then have a cast on self unfortunately.
Alright, plus two.
I'm a little bit of a movement speed enjoyer
I have a summoner, why'd you swap, uh, where the server was like crashing.
So I just decided to play the campaign while we were waiting on it to be more stable.
It's been pretty fun so far, so I'm just gonna keep it going.
I get bored, let's swap back to the monkey
All right, that music was a little like
That's a little bit sad. We need something a little bit more like upbeat, right? I mean we've been having a little bit of like
We need something a little bit, you know, get spunky, right?
We're trying to get through the campaign.
We're trying to keep it up here.
It's the campaign pretty well honestly.
too lively? Yeah, maybe so.
Oh.
And watch me!
I'll do as you ask, my lady, or bring you fire.
Death. Thank you.
But some days this job is brutal.
I will tell you what to do.
Let's do the Thapodon Badlands.
Right through me
Now this is a song dude
Dead island trailer theme was awesome. I remember that
Don't I was okay. I kind of over zombie shit honestly like
I think they've been doing zombie shit like non-stop for like 20 years. I just kind of don't care anymore
I don't think I want Pierce, I think Pierce is actually like bad for the building.
I have a daughter and her first kid Monday morning at 2 a.m. had a baby boy and now I'm
of grants dammit i'm only 44 i wasn't ready for all that wanted to share the
news because i'm too damn excited not to well congratulations dude you know what
that sounds like that sounds like you need some help finding good baby music
I don't know if chat has PTSD immediately.
really funny.
There's a little ritual going on, right?
Zombie games need to be more reimagined,
need to be more brutal and gory, in my opinion.
Swarmery, more swarmy than mutated.
Like, combined days, guns swarming.
But yeah, I agree about the mutated thing.
I got over, like, the same, like, you know,
there's always a zombie that has, like,
a giant tongue for some reason.
There's always a zombie that, like,
gets really big and blows up when he dies.
Like, there's always the same, like,
mutated zombie, like, stereotypes.
I agree with that.
There really are stereotyping zombies.
I think it's a little unfair of them.
Like, the zombies didn't do anything to deserve that,
first of all.
The second one was a little played out.
So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then one.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Wait, is it seven either way?
There's no way that's only,
wait, is that seven either way?
Actually, seven either way, that's crazy.
Is everyone running Jim Lee now?
Is anyone running fucking Jim Lee?
I thought this stuff would be ass, but...
a lot of people seconds
is there like some is there some meta I'm like sleeping on that people figure
out something busting in there
I will admit the living bomb like having 65% more damage seems a little a
a little bit.
our despise necromancers.
Jimlyn shield wall.
I will tell you a tale. I will tell you a tale. I will tell you a tale. I will tell you a tale.
Slives, these Marrakesh would give us Cateron for its money.
Know about loyalty stacking. Yeah, I know
This is that this is not where I
Valley of the time wait
Did I not get the horn or what
Search the bump it for the room, okay
Can we have more happy music you want happy music all right
I got you looks like any other valley to me
We going long yeah, we're going long and hard
One second, I gotta find the, I gotta find the truck keys, beer bag people.
I'm back.
Sorry I lost the car keys. You guys would not believe how hot it is in my room like I bet it's at least 90 degrees in my room
It's just incredibly hot outside right now
Where's Kitty?
She wasn't...
Oh, she's up there, like, just fucking around the sun, which is insane to me, because of
how hot it is.
You don't have AC?
No, no.
Houses don't have AC in Alaska.
no no houses don't have AC in Alaska
is this a graveyard for Titans? I wonder
bring particles down in settings they will help you
I think it's because the the fucking I have dual PCs and they're both blasting a
million like degrees and I'm sitting right next to it
That's incredibly hot for Alaska.
I'll tell you right now.
75 degrees outside.
There's a high of 78 today, but it's probably 90 in my room.
i have two fans blowing on me right now it's still hot as shit
i'd rather be in twenty below than
ninety degrees
open windows they're open
you'll ask them over why no AC
as you just typically don't need it
It's dry heat.
last case not very moist
let's go
All right, open.
Would you look at that.
Heard you have the best build from Asmengold?
Oh, well.
I don't know about the best.
What was he playing?
Yeah, he played the League, right?
I saw him play the League a couple of days.
Like uh what uh what about the heatplay?
Jin what's with everyone playing Jin?
Why is Jens?
Holy shit
Oh, level 8 skill jam huge
All right, I can't cut that yet though. I'll cut the seven and bomb seven
Why did I pick the right way? I think I did.
I went the wrong way.
Unlucky.
uh...
this way. Oops. Yeah, I feel you totally. I'm in Alaska, so like the houses aren't exactly
built, you know, to keep the heat out. They're built to keep the heat in as well. So when
I think it's hard, it feels like pretty dog shit.
It's hot though, 80 degrees, I mean outside 75, but sitting right next to my computer,
I have two computers running to like 40, 90s, 99, 50, X3D or whatever, it's running at
a million degrees, and then my desk is built like an L where it bounces the heat out and
then pushes it right on me, because there's no back to the desk, it's just the way that
my setup is.
So I'm literally sitting inside of an oven.
I'm probably sitting on like, imagine however hot your computer gets at its hottest, but
two of them, and then it's in a box where the air blows onto you.
That's my setup right now.
And it's hot outside in the house, has no AC.
My room is probably 90 degrees, and I'm probably sitting in like 100, 105 degrees, like sitting
right next to it.
Tonight I'm going to turn the both computers off.
the where we were in the winter then I got the heat for days. AC no such thing.
Gotta find a way up or something. If you can get a signature. You know what to do.
Do we get the Orath Boon? No, not yet. Not sure what the recipe is. I think it's like
logbook plus like runix or something there for you exactly was
Yeah, I basically constructed a hotbox for myself.
If you give me an idea if I touch the underside of my desk, it's actually like it's too hot
to put my hand on.
Like, from my desk it's like pure fucking thick wood, like that thick of wood.
It's like an old, like, 80s-style secretary desk.
I'm not going to catch fire or anything, but it's like, it feels like metal hot.
And that's a good two-feet in front of it, like, over my computer.
My whole room's going to catch on fire.
I'm playing fireball build literally.
How are your system temps?
Good question.
I actually have a thing that tells me.
Actually, my CPU is running cool, my CPU is 54 degrees, my GPU is 53 degrees, at least
on the streaming PC.
The main one, let me see, can I install, let me see if I can install my system monitor
there.
my computer and I let me start my log launch my it's called NZXT cam and
the light tells you the temperature of your computer I'll launch that real
quick let's see how much my man
so I mail for tellies decline your cooking the boys thank God dude that's a
fucking perk. Alright, let's see here. Yeah, this computer is frying, bro, so like this
computer is 79 degrees and 72 degrees. 90% load on the GPU. Like, this shit is cooked.
The other computer is fine. This one's like struggling. I'm gonna try something
Time to upgrade there there is I literally cannot buy anything that's better hardware
Uh, can I turn down, like, performance...
Ultra performance.
Holy shit, this looks like dog shit all of a sudden.
Let me see, let me give this, like, a bit of dog shit quality, and just see if, like, how much my temps drop.
I'll let my temps drop a bit.
this cap your FPS at 60 I like 120 personally
I mean it's kind of hard to not have in 120 frames feels like dog shit personally
all right here I'll try it let's just we'll do this for a temporary period of time
Okay, we'll try it 60 and 60.
We'll do this temporarily.
Look at the difference in the load.
I'm going to see if I can drop the temperature.
The temperature has already dropped 4 degrees, if you have any idea.
I'm going to run like this for like 20 minutes and see if I can lower the temperature in this fucking room.
Servers are acting up they were earlier
Yeah, I think it's your one.
Bro, I can feel the difference between 60 and 120 frame rate.
This is what my game used to look like before I upgraded my computer.
I don't understand how I ever played on 60 frame rate.
Like I can see the, it feels like my fucking screen's tearing.
But I'll give the computer a chance to...
Look at the difference. Okay, this has only been like three minutes.
It's already down to 65 degrees.
Consum players are told 30 is sufficient and then your prices go up every year like
They all sacrifice they're gonna do I I can never go I swear I can never go back
I give star forwards a lot of shit but do the computer they send me where I can
actually run on 4k because I don't know if you guys knew but I was playing that
I was playing every game on 1080p 60 frames for years, even when P2 came out originally.
So this is only the last year.
Have I ever played on 4K or had 120 frames?
So now I'm playing on 120 frames, or not right this second obviously, but like playing on
120 frames and 4K is like, oh my fucking god, it's like playing every game.
There was host spell effects I didn't even see in the game because I was playing on dog
quality I never go back
plus one
plus one
I wonder if they could like, I was thinking about this, I know they kind of can't because
stuff keeps attaching, but I wish that they could like, reduce the amount of travel nodes,
like take some of the power from items, okay?
Like make, you can make items worse, it's fine, items are fucking strong.
But if you reduce the amount of that a bit, and then gave that power level instead of
the power tree, and part of the way you can do that is make it where you're not so many
fucking travel nodes, you get where I'm trying to go, of course it probably would be a horrible
idea but it's like I wish I didn't have to travel for like half my nodes to take
stuff that's relevant to my build. I guess I'm exaggerating because there's
like a pretty good amount like I'm get these here all projectiles and projectiles
and projectiles and projectiles and projectiles but like
with Callie server in the lag when I'm webbing I'm playing Callie right now I
play on Callie in Texas typically
I
Rip me
Just like you go through the center like PoE won.
Yeah, I don't know if they're going to do that.
The center or the center and PoE won is kind of cool though with the whole like individual
combination.
I forget exactly what it's called, but the unalakali, unallocated node one, all my favorite
unique jewels.
Sometimes I feel like I've run a campaign a million times and I should be fast as fuck
at this, but I can never find my way around some of these software maps.
I can never find my way around this map.
I've played it a million times and I always have to backtrack to find the lightning.
Uh, where's my damage?
Like half a shit not hitting me
Alright, fireball, go!
bomb upgrade.
It's gotta be here.
Back to the caravan.
Okay, so why did the temperature shoot it was 60 and it's shot back up to 84 85
out of nowhere
who is mining bitcoin on my computer
coming home
welcome
who goes there you found when I am
warren knights
I hope we move mana from life don't use that one
no you young one
aha that's nice
I will tell you a tale.
I will tell you a tale.
It almost sounds like she's going to tell you whether you want to tell her or not, to be
honest.
Okay.
It's about time for a new staff.
What level can we get plus to four? Four is at 52 minimum. All right, well three it is then. Let's see here. Spell damage. Can I get good spell damage?
Three hundred way requirement level. Let's see here. Requirements level. What level am I?
Alright, so we need to cluster in the good spell.
good staff plus one fifty-five dibs that's people are people are fucking
smoking crack probably let's see if we get a 78 and 52 125 24 cast me two dibs
what the hell is going on here
there you go 107 plus three
98 fire damage, 33 damage, extra fire.
We need Caspe also though.
I mean this one's kind of good.
The man is kind of bad.
We need Caspi, too, though.
Seven exalts, plus three.
I'll take this one.
Thanks for the chat.
Do I have to discover the whale again on this character?
I do, don't I?
i can't just go like this
uh... suffix
all we should
island spell damage
you guys lied to me i can't do the well again
You know what? I'm going to choose it. I can't be asked to do it again. I'm going to do this.
I'm going to swap characters and do it.
This is a Tabla Rossa.
Why would Chad lie to me?
That's crazy.
All right, give me cast speed on this bad boy.
Oh God, I guess 40% crit chance.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Kind of dog shit.
Okay.
Back to the other character.
Shipment sent.
Alright, so now we have more spell damage, more fire damage, plus one level and more damage
is extra.
We did lose the cast speed.
But surely this one's better.
We'll sell this twinked item for a div.
The fact that this hasn't sold you, it's bugging me.
I'm going to drop it to 79.
That's as cheap as I can go on that thing, like I have 70 into it.
Okay, back we go to defeat the video game.
Uh, we need an actual helmet.
Yes.
And these gloves are kind of like bad, since they're splitting damage.
May it please you.
That is something.
Oh my god these are all dogs shit awesome. Alright give me ES Boots with movement.
She says I trust you appreciate that as I believe them.
There we go.
So you straight up has a you are one with the winds line when you get wanderlust huh?
Okay, to the dreadnought, let's go.
I'm coming flickering her past you in shambles. Isn't it like infinite right now?
I'm going back to 120. I can't with this 60 shit.
I do feel like the heat has dropped mildly on the computer.
one.
Does heart stopper work with sacrifice of flesh to increase and less damage if you start
taking damage over time in the past second?
I don't know if sacrifice of flesh counts as life loss, does not count as damage over
time.
It is technically like it is damage over you taking over time
But I don't think it counts as damage over time, you know what I mean I
Guess I'd have to self ignite somehow
I can't let these fucking graphics anymore. It's killing me
Oh my God, I'm trying to change settings.
Okay, at least it looks playable now, I guess, but I feel like I'm still getting screen
carrying
when he three hundred frames a second i need
but focuses at that meeting
One-twy area.
I feel like I have screen carry now right like doesn't it feel like I have screen carry
I think we're good now. I think we got we're good because we got adaptive view sync on
we're probably good now.
Oh yeah, I don't think I see any screen carrying at the moment.
It's clean now. He's I think so.
You back the wrong row.
You back the wrong Roa.
He actually has a Roa racing line. That's kind of sick.
Okay
Okay, now we get what I want the projectile forking
And then we have surpassing chance.
My king, take the power you were promised! Put an end to this nuisance!
Ah, the sycamore of the Avgora! Now before your king!
The Mammacath will pay!
Submit! You are finished!
The Mammacath will pay!
and twink gear and all damage nodes and have ZDPS.
I
My people's
Thanks to my will, impede my enemies!
You will be forgotten!
The era of the far good is now!
Ten thousand smears!
Oh my god, I'm running out of mana.
Not even close.
Not even close, dude.
He's trash.
This is not over. Not yet.
The Jamun Rock?
Thorns destroy this boss? Yeah, I remember playing Thorns, you get crushed.
I am a god.
The Beast!
The Beast!
Is there a way to make new panko bosses harder? No.
You do the quest one and then after that it's the harder version. The quest one is the easier one.
Spurs
Cut you down a song
No getting swarmed under
I need mana to sustain somehow.
before your King.
Alright, straight to the monkey!
to buy deodoris I'm doing apparently it makes toads now they change it I haven't
played deodoris this thing yet
What are we building now, uh, Fireball...
Gimling.
Alba-Balai.
You know, the Gimlings seems much more polite.
Then when the Mercenary is yelling Moral on his normal.
Is there really, what is the chance here, 26% of 8 additional protectives in a circle?
And then we have wild shards.
There we go, monkey.
Okay, Claws of Life last.
Claws 2, damage, now we're going forking and forking.
I'm not sure what to do.
Idiot!
Moron!
That's a checkpoint here for ya.
I'm not sure what to do.
That's a checkpoint you're for now
Swarov would never fight in the jungle again. Damn it
Why does he sound like he's a vet
of
I guess Fireball probably could have been pretty good on Chrono Mancer also with repeatable.
We need like an echo or something like we need more we have unleashed on
Our six levels down we're gonna be expi gated here
They moricks be
Seeing vendor recipe for two OCS all that the diamond ones
You can make some pretty nut items for sure, but like, you gotta get, uh, gotta get pretty
lucky crafting them. Now you can desecrate them and everything. Let's see here.
Additional projectile when forking.
Okay, so now we need to add forking.
See is there a way to get forking.
There's some less damage after forking.
Okay, and then we replace.
A little bit of cast speed.
Okay, let's see, does Forking work on the terrain?
Like, how do I get some crazy ricochet combo?
Why does I feel like it's piercing him?
Okay, I need to not pierce.
Wait, is it piercing?
Is it piercing because of forking?
It's like not exploding is the problem.
It feels like it's like piercing like it's supposed to hit explode and then fork but
it's not exploding so the only way that will work is if we're in the hallway and
we're shocking in like we'd work like on in this area like pretty well
I think the forking is actually just like worse.
It feels weird, it feels like it's not quite exploding.
Oh, it's warm.
Why is it warm?
Of course!
There we go.
there we go
so it should work good in hallways at least
but it's kinda fucked for uh...
it's kinda fucked for like open areas
do you want snake pit?
Yeah, but then does that fuck up the forking?
Like, cannot chain, but they cannot fork,
but they chain plus one time.
Now, because I gave it 14 to get the extra projectile, I mean, I guess we could try,
like, okay, what?
Probably we could chain real quick.
Read direct to do another talk after colliding.
Projectile, spleen, piercing.
4 can take priority over chaining
4 can take priority over chaining
I don't know how well that would work
Let's protect out from spells cannot pierce, ah it's just a baseline, let me try real quick.
And then that actually opens up a spot.
Chorus level 32, next level we'll get it.
Let me see here.
back to act three. Okay let's see this might this might work.
Like we want the fireball to explode
But not like go through them. I'm not really sure why they're piercing though
Like did I take piercing on the tree by accident somewhere?
That's just how forking works like
Like it is forking I guess but maybe it's just I'm looking at wrong exploding and then it's working
So, TechRod price came really low, it's playable, it's just, Kulimok's Invite has like no price
to it, so it's like pretty cheap for that reason, pretty more behind it, yeah, that's
what I thought, but it seems like it's not like, is it not exploding?
I could just wear a snake pit regardless
and get forking for free
without having to use a support gym, and I get a support gym back.
Okay, plus one.
We do want chain from the terrain, like we actually wanted to chain from the terrain,
snake pit will stop it from chaining is the problem so we actually don't want
snake pit because we want both chaining and forking
but we want both we want the chain and fork
Okay, where the hell is the big fire guy?
Oh, it's the same.
Oh, we can get guaranteed chaining though.
And then we're gonna have to take percentage chain, I guess.
Forking's kind of good though.
I kind of like forking, actually.
I want both forking and chain.
Problems I have no fucking infusions.
Oh god, I'm dead, aren't I?
See, it feels like it didn't explode though.
Like when I cast this, it felt like it wasn't like exploding for the purposes of like the
fire infusion fireball.
I guess something feels wrong with it.
Let's try something real quick.
Guaranteed Chain, but no forking now, so let's see what it's like with and without the fork.
It's an easy way to test it.
Chaining is great actually on dead. Chaining is actually like really nice.
My gut reaction is that I like chaining better, but now we do fork and it cannot chain.
I'm trying to make the combination to make as many of these things and explode them into
the tiny ones as possible.
I think it's the fork, which means we don't want Snake Pit, because it's not actually
piercing.
I don't know kind it kind of does look like it's I don't know why but it kind of looks like it's piercing
Right like doesn't look like it's like not exploding in the
I guess it's not but it kind of looks like it is
Check for pierce chance, I don't think I have any pierce chance. I have projectiles fork
It's like that was Fire 1, additional chance to change, 65%.
8 in the circle is 38%.
Yeah, there's no Pierce.
It's not Piercey.
It looks like it's Piercey, but it's not.
You have Ricochet? Yeah, I have Ricochet.
This is a good test of the combo, it should go there, through there, and then they should
all ricochet like back and like fuck them up.
The damage being that bad is a little like disappointing, especially considering how
like heavily invested it is early. It's gotta be a better way to like ramp the
damage. We'll give it some time still.
It might need another swap for single target. Like I want it to be like a
a full huge map clear so it's alright if it's not like gig a single target but we
need a better way to like constantly gain infusions to we need infusions to be
up without having a living bomb you guys were saying there's a verisim infusion
thing so I got a look at that I'm not sure if that's a low like a low level
thing though I'm only like 32. What bit was this I'm trying to make Gimli and Fireball work.
The chaining is really nice.
Not sure I necessarily need the forking.
I'm not even snappy, I can always snap.
I need like a new way to automate it pretty much though.
Like I want to make the forking work because I want to do fireball spam like
have a million fucking fireballs.
It's kind of the idea.
You're the cast on Cribbit?
Maybe.
not sure yet
there you go chain from the terrain give me
terrain chain should be like eighty three percent now or something
I still get lost in this place every time.
We could probably use the ravenous staff with chance for extra projectiles plus chaos damage
and corpse explosion, plus black flame, how much movement speed? It's like 20 on boots
It's plus like six on the chess plate.
If we give me mana regen.
and
uh... everyone's favorite place for waterways let's fucking go dude
Whoa chill mercenary.
Surpassing chance for an additional projectile, huge.
Where is it say surpassing chance for like additional?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm definitely in screen tearing again. I just saw it.
I think
oops I just like scrolled on a bunch of things I think
uh...
cancel
Oh, I got NVIDIA B-sync on, but now it's like it's screen tearing like fucking crazy with
NVIDIA's on.
Do I have G-sync off?
Y'all in the save, thanks for the five.
Yeah, it's on.
I hope it's just string carrying like crazy with this.
I have a 9 9 50
yeah I did the I did the V sync off and I did triple buffering
I'm gonna take trip off around there.
Now I can still see it.
It's obvious.
Watercourd.
I mean just the pre-cooler.
Yeah, I'm acting uncap it.
But see now the promise now it's running at 280 FPS and I don't want it like cooking my fucking room
by over like there's no reason to have it run at that many FPS.
Max 144.
Mariah 120 a bit.
Definitely doesn't look as smooth as it normally does like it looks like kind of choppy or something
Using broken I'm using direct X 12
If the sink is on, it should capture your minor with a minor set 120.
I don't know why, but it looks a little bit like not smooth.
Yeah, I feel like I can definitely feel the new post.
All right, let's see.
Hotfix.
Go over the instant issue, the rollback did not complete time of the matter.
It's got a promise cause many server are hard to fill up the crash dumps.
Crash dumps are files that allows the debug causes.
After evasion we found that there was an issue that was caused by a data file relating to the passive tree scale missing in the hotfix.
Due to the slight difference in our packing system between stage and production, this file was incorrectly non-cluded in our production hotfix.
on HuffFix, or anyone with a radio tool to cover the area
and pass the tree, which I had a new node to crash server.
Oh, really?
So because I had sacrificed a flesh,
the server was crashing for me.
Okay, so basically they fixed it
and they know what's going on.
That's basically what they found out.
I feel like Navidia's G-Sync is just like not, like Navidia's V-Syncing is not as working
as well, like it doesn't look as smooth, maybe I'm crazy but feels like it's way smoother
Everyone's uncapped.
I have tried like pretty much every setting people have said I'm using DLS
and stuff right now. If I go back to 120.
I think my original settings are just like best.
g-sync plus b-sync in the game, like both of them.
You are confident?
Thank you.
Check cap if you got v-sync. Yeah, no, I mean, I get it, but like, okay.
So if I remove v-sync, and then I remove the caps,
the problem I have is it's now running the game at 320 frames per second, and it looks great.
I mean, it runs smooth. Performance-wise, it looks, that's the best of me.
to me it looks clean smooth no screen carrying smooth as hell but now my
computer is like running at 300 you know fucking frames
and I don't want it to be like pumping like that you know I mean
on plus boost
ok I mean that's still doing like 290
what refresh do you have? my refresh on my computer is 120
pretty sure anyway let me make sure I didn't change it
Maybe I have an update or something that's changed it. Should be 120.
Yeah, it's 120. I mean, I could put it up, but I said it at 120.
like, I kind of don't want to run like, I kind of don't want to run at like fucking 300 frames
a second like what if I turn this to like one like 180 or something
I'm on there refresh that 120 both g-sync plus v-sync plus reflex equals smooth this experience
I'll try it see if we go though like so far it seems like it's just if I don't cap it
It just runs like fucking crazy like if I go like yeah watch I'll disable the caps, right? I
Go v-sync on
Let's go locked. Reflex on. That's working. Lock works. The adaptive was go over, Captain.
Working good. 90 frames. Oh my god, I'm only getting 90 frames in town. Unplayable, bro.
How am I supposed to win my headshots?
That's crazy dude.
Fix your game GGG.
Yes.
With all their cleverness, you'd think that I might some sort of alivier.
Beyond.
Okay, let's see, I am level 35, and I'm level 4, I'm 5 levels down.
Okay, I have a surpassing chance, plus 24%, let's see, Fireball.
See, why doesn't it show me my chance to shoot an additional Fireball?
It shows me a chance to fork, to chain, all of that, but it doesn't show me a surpassing chance to, like, just shoot another.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
All right, now it's working.
Oh, another surpassing chance.
It did make this zone better.
now like the Reforged areas like on the way. Yeah good call on the double DCing plus reflex.
is my computer is running like
decently cool i mean seventy an ounce of eighty
actually it's smoother too that was a good shout
and probably can put my graphics back up
Okay, here we go.
Right.
Yeah, see now it's dropping below 120 sometimes.
And immediately the computer gains like 10 degrees.
Do the global illuminating actually looks like a million times better than just shadows.
There's a bit of stuttering now though, I notice.
Like I guess stuttering now and then now, but we're pretty min-maxing at this point.
looks better. The fireball is actually pretty cool when you have infusions. I mean, that
pretty cool actually. The thing is we just need a shitload of damage to make it work as the crown.
Like the fireball just does zero fucking damage.
Okay.
So we can't get any more projecting like protect our speed is good and damage so we want all
these nodes basically.
We do not want the Pierce nodes.
Shame from terrain are really good nodes.
But we can't have Pierce.
How much chain from terrain do I have?
It's 80%.
So this actually, if I take these, it gives me 90%.
So those would be good down there.
So we need 10% more chain from terrain.
Otherwise we're just cool with it not changing from terrain sometimes.
We also want, I don't like these ones, but it doesn't work because it's projectile from
attacks only.
Surpass and chance fighters, no arrow, which those ones just arrows, like more projectile
notes that actually be sick if I could give them.
Okay, I think we just go up and take the projectile notes here.
It's such a weird tree.
Then we can make our way up here, I suppose.
and eventually grab
like additional prize
things I have that annoying it though
we need to protect our speed and we need these chance
these ones
it's gonna be a weird treat
they say it makes it was a three in a div minimum fuck bro
If I want a mage bullet, I kind of have to like stop the build and go farm one.
Because I'm at like...
If I sell my jacket, I'm at like 250.
I need to liquidate everything.
It's just gonna keep going up is the problem
It's like it's gonna it's gonna go up out of control. I need to like farm my mage blood
and then make the build. I hate to say boys we might have to pause the build for a couple
hours to get our 50 divs. He says I have dumb words.
Send the ender armies to LATON in a second!
A silly doll baby. Had a dream like this once.
Yeah, we're going to have to pause for a bit, because we're going to have to wait for the
build, we have to pause the build and go farm our mage blood, but before it goes up too much more.
I've got my 50 divs struggling and seeing a man game using the monkey.
I haven't had anything I've had problems so far.
Just worry about what, $1.70?
All right, we need to drop prices.
We need to drop our, I hate dropping this thing.
It's already $70, like, it's already $79.
Total all reds. 100. Miscellaneous corrupted. No. There are zero of them. 80.
What is happening right now?
Why isn't it even showing mine?
mine.
all in Elementorize.
So Guided Dies is selling one for $300, but like, what am I missing?
close to the same as mine right? Like I'm selling the basically the same one only
I've it's 538. Now his is better because he has tier one tier one tier one it's
triple socket. I don't have to get triple socket but I have 25% quality. So I have
to get a tier one one of these. I mean I feel like 79 is a bargain considering
like the only difference is he has three sockets and has a tier one res for 300.
Honestly, it's 79 for mine and I have a like a tier three res. Everything else is tier one like.
Why is my Starrows worse?
Alright, because of the desecrated, desecrate on res.
No, I feel like this is actually good, like my price is good.
Why is this thing not selling yet?
Mine's actually drastically cheaper than all of the others that people are asking.
This guy's the same thing, only 30% quality, slightly more ES.
He wants $2.95, $2.60, like how much cheaper mine is than most of the, like this guy has worse, like straight up worse.
My shit should sell, this shit should sell, like I don't understand why it's not selling.
Like it's way cheaper than most of the deals.
Oh, yeah, where's the boss, here we go.
Spam trade chats, that would be worth it.
People actually use that shit to buy stuff, like charge outrageous prices, that's the
thing though, like it's actually cheap.
like there's there's many many pieces that are better than mine by like one
percent that are three times the price like the price is actually like a good
price
Oh, hey, thank you.
Oh, job done.
Oh, that was over.
I might just like get to them.
Oh, shit, it's the boss thing.
Let's see. Can be repaired if the
the verse human. Okay, now what? You can do the other boss now, right? Gotta go with
King's Marks, that's weird.
People think it's not worth getting this cheap sus.
Yeah, so that's what's crazy is it's like actually like,
it's like a third of the price of the other ones
that have like 9% more res.
It's like what?
I
Was selling yeah, good point. I don't know maybe not
I was right I go to the
Don Mier from a Turcine Ritual.
Sure, you must be banned.
Up to anything?
That feels like not really a necessary sequence of events, like just let me come to the, like
Just let me click on the map about this thing, right?
Man's eating ice cream while living in Alaska, yeah, because it's 5,000 million degrees.
Because I'm literally inside of a fucking oven right now.
Alright.
5090 and a 950
Level 84, item level, that is exceptional, that's got to be 95 billion divines.
I'm pretty sure I can buy a house with that.
Babe, we're moving. I just got us a house.
Look at this. A cup of ice with cold water from the fridge.
I just poured this all over my fucking kits right now if anyone can be banned on Twitch.
Is your pain that thing? Yeah, yeah, sure bro. Yeah, let me take that thing
Let me see here
For the exalt never mind. I guess the cardboard box
Oh, wait, hold on item level 84. Ah ha five divine. How about 82?
Five divine.
Gladiator helmet.
I'm just gonna slam this in the olo dude.
Holy shit tier one life of tier two hybrid. I know what I got. I know what I have
You're not you're not fooling me
And look it's at least two exalts
That guy had it for up for at least two exalts. Therefore I'm put up for a divine
Let's see here this one. That's a divine
This one right here, that's a divine. Oh my god thorns, that's a divine.
Caltorical by that. Uh, over us, that's a divine. Holy shit, 27 fire, that's a divine.
Okay, wait, what does this thing do? Oh my god, this thing, that's a divine. Wait, how much is this
actually. Orbevino, so it's worth like two exalts because it's all Orbevino scammers,
like what is it actually? Yeah, 20 exalt. You know what, 18 exalt. Get rid of it now.
Okay, I'm lucky. I don't have any more log books.
So I... Okay, there was a breach up here. Let's go do the breach, because the breach
will at least be the breach of some juice.
We have to farm 50 div real quick, boys.
A quick 50 div so I can get my last item
so I can go back to the gym lane.
Absolutely probably more than 50, because we need to sell
the other fucking item. We need like 70. And then I liquidate everything and I drop the
price of my fucking chest plate that should be like five fucking mirrors or whatever it
takes to make somebody buy it. And then we buy mage blood and then we log in to the gym
again so playing TBC yeah I just got my third tier four piece still no DST
though grows every single week since launch no fucking DST kill me
No one buying crafted items? Yeah, I know, like, guys, what happened? You guys are supposed
to feed me money secretly by buying my overpriced fucking items. Like, you gotta come on, you
guys aren't staying with it. I thought Elon's pilot was in the fucking
chatter something and rich as shit where how am I supposed to be a streamer and
feel superior to everybody if I don't get fed a bunch of fucking money like
that is supposed to work
Oh, the accuracy, I bet it's famous.
DMI one div to my name.
Hell, that's plus one, sounds good.
I spot a bunch of garbage items up for the vine. What a bargain.
I think there's a 20 fire damage spear with your name on it.
Stop exposing streamer stress.
Apparently it's a strat for everyone but me.
Cause my viewers are all poor, just like me, we're all in the fucking homeless shit like we're together in this fucking game, dude.
Ah, here we go, maybe this thing will drop me an Omen of Light.
Maybe I can at least get something.
Nope.
Apparently not.
Supposed to be SSF monkey man?
See I gotta get all the cool items so that way I can quit the league and go play HESSF instead.
Don't you worry, I'm gonna make another...
I'm gonna spend all my divines again to make another gig of chestplate that then won't sell for the cost that I put into it.
It's a great strategy. So far I'm pretty sure I've actually farmed 300 raw divines for the Mageblower ready,
ready by keep making dog shit items that people don't buy actually I'm actually
going backwards like I think I'm feeding the economy in reverse by accident
you're running 125 rarity every is be raining on some maps yeah I think that's
right also I think that's where I'm fucking up I need to go get a double
rarity if I can ring real quick and probably drop idolatry just to say fuck
the damage and reservation. I need the reservation is the problem so I only have two spirit but
I'll get all my res back.
Your corpse will feed the new tomorrow.
We build.
You destroy.
The savior is precious.
He is all that matters.
Your time is shorter than you think.
Die, the bear!
My flesh is unimportant.
Oh?
Triple Rez?
He's gonna puke!
He's gonna be sick!
It's kind of quite a bit of abyss mobs in here.
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one lightning, tier one hybrid agent. Oh God bless me! Tier one accuracy radiant
light radius, oh my God! Is that my birthday?
I'm about to put some fucking rarity on this gear, bro.
I'm gonna be cooked inside this oven that is my desk. I might as well get a divine while I'm doing it
I'm about to add some fucking rarity on my guy. I mean, I got rarity right here, but that's all of it
I got no rarity on this ring. I got no rarity on anything. I had no rarity anywhere
Everybody's got rarity every on everything and I got really on nothing
I'm trying to crawl up like the fucking Batman ho with one arm behind my back here
No wonder I'm getting no fucking money.
Yes?
Seems like a good deal.
I
Damn it
the well provides provide some dog shit
wait what wait you can get physical is extra
and fucking amulets what
when the fuck was that added in I sure as shit don't remember that being a thing
Um, right, so how much like actually can I get?
I'll wait this amulets actually kind of get way home. These actually like these actually both might not be complete dog shit
it.
It's actually might be worth some money
Tier 1, yes, mana, damage taken, recoup this mana, all res, all attributes, physical
I think this is I think that's a nine div all day seems like a good and this one
it's at least an exalt that's huge
I don't know why you still use the Exile Exchange, yeah I don't blame you honestly, like.
Awakened PoE is like exoxhane, right?
Exoxhane, so I have exoxhane?
Is there a new, like, where's the new one?
Do they have a website or something?
Here we go.
Thanks, I'll exchange to okay
So they'll mode here
Because I for sure am scamming myself in some of these prices
Okay, it's installing.
Okay, it's running now.
Okay, so let's just like look at my item real quick.
mirror, three mirrors and 8,888 divine. So I'm literally a savant, genius
felon, like philanthropist, by selling this for 75 divine. That's literally
multiple mirrors, that's what the game's telling me. Oh, what else do we have here?
Okay, what if I like look up these... 39 divine. Wow, for five divine, I'm basically
selling this one eighth of the price. Okay, so this, maybe this, this pricing is a
the cook
okay yeah some of these are not
working
all right yeah well
wrong league oh
nevermind
there's a
nope that's not the right button
you have to go to like options
but others
where is the control it's a control shift or something right
the fuck was it
a shift space there
all right what do we do here uh...
this is set league
price check
runes of all
Okay, here we go. So now let's check pricing try the skin
70 divine
Someone undercut me a scumbag
Actual scumbag. All right, you know what?
69 that's it. That's the cheapest I'm not I'm not going cheaper than that literally ever for the rest of my life
Okay, this one can exalt what if I had the mana 30 exalt what if I had the cast speed six divine
Okay, I'm going five. I just want money at this point. I'm selling
Yes, nine divide Wow, I priced this one. Wow every time I have an attribute. There's exactly one that is exactly this Wow
nine divide I priced it perfectly
Almost weirdly perfectly, okay
Should be everything right
3Div?
What?
No, 9.
That's better.
You may have been dreaming before.
Three div what no nine
Don't kill me monkey
Oh, we have a rogue exile on the loose.
Surely this rogue exile is going to be the one...
It's plus three, no, it's three.
It's going to be the one that drops me a heart of whale that's worth more than one
divine this time.
Give me an Elm in the Light.
Give me an Elm in the Light.
See they don't drop me on the lights anymore.
I'm on new have come to bargain for your items
Don't worry we're going back to the other build still I'm trying to make the last bit
of currency I need for my maize blood before it goes, before it goes like even higher in
price. I'm racing against the inflation. Check on the computer temperatures. 77 degrees
and 72 degrees on the computer temperature. So it's basically they're on fire. I mean it's at
this point like the computer is in danger of like the plastic melting.
Now if you could measure me and see my heat raving, it would be like five billion.
Oh shit.
Yeah we got an item right there.
That's actually an item.
Get in there, monkey.
Is the sun shining through your window at 9 o'clock at night?
Yes, except it is not 9 o'clock.
It's 8 p.m.
I live in Alaska.
The sun will be brightening up until midnight.
I think they need a buff monkey, he needs more range, more damage, and faster attack
speed.
Just my monkey.
I got guys raw to flow.
Fucker, how dare you?
I hate it when somebody else gets lucky other than me.
500 div right here, drop.
Okay, here we go. Are you guys ready? This is where we really slammed the good shit.
We perfect regal this bad boy. And we, oh my god, we hit fire as huge. Huge now. We
boned the fuck out of it. Oh, this guy's here to buy my gig. I am waiting
about one and let's go that's one eggs all more than we had a minute ago you
gotta you got to take the W's when you can get them okay then we go prefix only
and we're gonna make a 500 divide them right now
I'll post it right away oh good I already have one my inventory so I
wasted somebody okay now we go and we unveil this tell them our jazz holy shit
180 flat isn't 180 flat good I think 180 flat is good let me look at the modifier
list I need to I don't have a memorized I think that's tier two okay body armor
Dex only, Flat evasion, no one of the flatest dog shit that's tier 4.
Okay, 39% hybrid with life is tier 1, so we take the tier 1, double tier 1, holy shit.
Now that is probably going to be a dog shot item when I hit it with this perfect.
Now we can hit it with a perfect, perfect greater exaltation, which is multiple divine
worth of a slam.
It's going to miss both the slams and will become probably worth a couple eggs all.
We have a chance here at something special.
Actually, wait, this can't, no, this isn't worth it because it has a bad row.
It has double hybrid.
That's bad.
We need, that's bad.
No, no, no.
Oh my god, people are buying things for one exo. I'm fucking rich. We double-grader it
They rode tier three flat just okay, not great, but okay
And it's a little cheaper item
1929
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
It's a little cheapo, 2K, uncorrupted with like 70 Ali-Rez, like 70 Aish, right, let's
say 65, Alamedo, Tolima, Therese, 65.
Uncorrupted, it's the load cheapo.
I'm glad I only invested a div in it so that way I can get my 50
eggs all out of it.
Load cheapo.
Okay, now let's see, this is three dived in cell, make it one dived.
This one dived in cell, make it 45 exalt.
One dived in cell, make it 25 exalt.
All right, the next one is in cell, make it five.
Okay. Now, slam, 15 casters, slam, 11 virus, dog shit, slam, even more dog shit, tier 13,
love that. Now that we put some money into it, we can sell it to the vendor for gold.
All right, now we go here and we slam something bad, tier 2, it's not very good, like life
The refrigeration is pretty bad.
Everyone covered it, it's not that great.
So I'm stunting, it's horrible.
Now we just slam one more bad stat.
There we go, perfect, here's six.
Now that went so instantly, and now we can sell that.
Okay, so it's also garbage.
Okay, what level is this item, level 81?
All right, you know what?
Oh, wait, stuff is selling finally.
Let's fucking go, items are finally fucking selling.
garbage nice. Tier 2 code, Tier 2 fire, Tier 1 ES invasion, Tier 2 web. Actually wait,
let's give it an old rib action. Give me a little therbs and movements fee that
might suffer.
A fucking bot is buying shit bro. No that's it that's a viewer. That's a viewer.
These are all dog shit. These are all like fucking horrible items
That's a fucking donation is what that is. That's like nine div
That man just did I pay attention everybody. He just did everybody's job for him. I
Should have put a landmine in there, bro. He would have clicked a hundred div one by accident. I've been rich as shit. Oh
Well
See dog shit awesome
I'll do what I can to sell it for you okay oh my god I just keep giving garbage after
garbage hell yeah that's a one exalt spear all right okay all right calm down here boys
down here. That's an easy 16 to have. 16 down, 114 to go. One drop in the bucket can achieve.
three additional map bosses throughout the area.
Fuck, I need to buy a rarity.
You know what I need to do?
I need to buy a fucking rarity ring.
Like, I'm sick of nothing dropping
because I have a dog shit ring on.
And we need the dexterity too, unfortunately.
So can I go like pseudo dexterity,
pseudo total dexterity, 28.
Actually, I think technically it's 26, I think.
Actually, it should be 27,
because I think we have 1% gym on.
Okay, it was 310 so it's gone up 10 in the time that I've gained 16 divine
And it wasn't even a fair 16 to someone they only bother my dog shit. It was a viewer
Okay, I'm getting I'm getting IQ gaped for this fucking item I guess
And ours, if you don't care about res, I'm actually thinking about unspeccing idolatry
like straight up, like if I unspec this, can I do this and I have it break my, I fucks
my reservations, the problem.
Fucks my reservation, do I have a small point here already?
I do.
Like how much am I fucked by it?
I literally need two more spirit, unbelievable I need two more spirit.
If I divide this to 50, wait hold on, if I divide this and it hits 55, then I gain two
more spirit, right?
Right?
You divide it to 53 again.
Okay, we're only going to do this a couple of times.
52.
gonna do one more okay 52 twice in a row 53 5 0 54 okay 54 wait the only
game when is that how much
this is yeah I literally need one more it has to hit 55 it needs to it needs to
have 55 oh my fucking god come on oh my god you kidding me I lost six divine 54
holy shit come on oh I'm going backward you got me fucking kidding me you are
I
Divide it more than it's even worth
There goes all the fucking those are all the fucking dibs that guy just by just went down the toilet
Oh my fucking god, bro
55 already, what are we doing, right? It's one it's one in five. How is it even possible?
I just lost 15 divines
Three more three more and we're done
There we go
He should came honestly. Okay, there we go done
What we even do that for but I mean oh that was so I could unspect this right
Now I'm not even worth 20 different
Okay, where are we here?
So now I can unspec that
Give me my movements speed there we go
Sorry, I just wanted to delete you know, it was unethical 16 dibs we gained so now we're back to you guys wanted to even it out
Don't worry
No, that's good because now I can now I can actually get
Now I can actually get a different ring. It's how much rest of the game we get shoulder rest
I don't even need the rest anymore. Now we literally just need
We can wear the other ring and we need dexterity. I don't think I think and various is
It doesn't it has ten decks. That's not enough though. Like I don't think I can actually wear this
But it's not enough
Because I need the intelligence right like I can't swap the Intel or hold on can I swap the Intel?
how much is it 15 oh no calculated that works perfect okay there we go okay yes
I'm undercap the res which is like actually kind of bad but now we have 66
more very well if I divine the Sanvarius ring we still need more res those
the problem. Like, we're down like 10%.
You know what we could do? We can master work the rune, which will give me 15 more.
Then we can swap the one rune out for a 5% all.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
Wait I have five dibs sitting in here.
i have five more days and i realize i had
what i just buy
for a book
i guess right master
So I should still be able to revive monkey.
Do the math just to make sure.
Yeah, we're good.
So we can do an all res in there.
We need a sole core.
Otherwise we need fire and lightning.
lining. R-res will be good enough. O-cap, like, or get close to cap to him.
Core R-res.
There we go. R-res, boom, done. 72, 73,
69. That's good. That's good.
Okay, and then...
Yeah, and now we just get better and various right when it's like not dog shit
60 dev what the fuck is wrong with people
Okay for like I'm only spending like a dev on this
The way it crept into 22 is crazy, 71 and 10.
Here you go, 70 and 13.
Oh, I can crop my own.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, so now I need, I think for the tier one, buddy, now we just corrupt it and hope it's
not the auction.
I mean, I guess I get attribute quality if I really want to do.
I think we just sell it.
Or, uh, fucking ball it.
It did literally nothing.
OK.
Done.
So how much do I have here?
Bye.
Enjoy your pet, buddy.
OK.
All right, so now, how much do we have?
112, let's fucking go dude.
You're running in Tango Druids, Poison Shock, a good element of damage, but if you're doing like the plant thing,
I'm pretty sure Rax is doing that again this season. You can watch Rax's video on it.
It's kind of like his main build. I think he's got a guide for it. I don't really play Plant Daddy too much.
I know they run the Electromagnetism or whatever combo, but I guess they remove the gym or nerf there or something.
I don't really think it's a poison thing, though. I don't really think it could be a poison.
I
Run and see an amulet and you know what this criminal I want. I guess ideally spirit
This poison does not scale well enough.
I mean, not really with what you're doing.
Looking forward to the gym lean stream next month?
No, don't you worry.
We only need 140 div and we have one item that should sell for like 70-ish.
at some point here we have a couple like five to ten div items
I have a hundred and seventy raw right now I have an item that's definitely worth seventy
div, but like it's just not selling. Takes forever to sell. And I have a bunch of like,
you know, I like some five div items of shit in there. We just rage gambled 16 div to make
our item work better, but now I actually have 116 rarity on. There's some maize
was being listed for 250. Yeah, but aren't the 250 ones like, the 250 ones are
corrupted, right? Like...
But now I have 116 rarities, so...
I'm hoping they'll actually make a difference here with farming.
Oh, this is a really good ally.
Mods I have a monkey, temporal bubble, and extra crits.
was POB mean Path of Building. It's like a program that
it's like basically a spreadsheet simulated for your character.
Oh, my belt sewed.
That was a pretty good belt.
I thought we were going to get more from that, but I had to keep lowering it.
Pretty sure we were into that belt about the same fucking price as we sewed it.
been true for some of these irons. The sovereign alloys actually might be worth something.
Oh, fuck them up.
Dude, 116% rarity in my ass, it doesn't do anything.
Oh my god, it's another monkey on monkey action.
We have a superior monkey
Go ahead and wait for tame beast I did I did this one over here
Bring her a water. I mean there's a bunch of annoyance. You could you bring her a water?
If you don't have this one, you're not going to be able to do Relentless, you can do Splintering Force.
Most of the minion damage ones are fine though.
For my king!
For my people!
Best of luck if you think of my passive tree, this right here is Undying Hate, which makes
me use Sacrifice of Flesh, which helps me with a little bit of tank.
It's not important and probably will be phased out at some point, honestly.
Minions have a holy might.
Minions have reduced maximum life.
That could literally wear this thing instead.
30% of all damage is extra chaos.
See, that probably would work as that brass down.
as you can reduce their life that way too.
Not a very good peace outside, but...
I'm not convinced.
The rarity did nothing for me, and with my sample size of just one map, I'm already angry.
I have a fire.
Are we selling anything while we sell here?
Two divs, plus two, aww.
holy shit five years later
i what we even have the reselling here what can we do the like
changes up a bit
i must sell the spirit for five day of pocket
unless i drop in prices boys
I'm dropping them.
You've never seen prices this low.
I'm a yellow rib.
Last year, one life.
I'm a yellow chaos.
Oh, yes, it's giga dog shit now
Yep, those boots so immediately the bot I'm gonna go resell them
Okay, 176 how the fuck is this thing not so I don't now understand how this should not
So I always thought this was a show for like 200 div like days ago
Look at the prices mine 69 and then the next one is 295
300 and 328 like
I'm about to up my fucking price because no one's buying it like
Yeah, creas and that's the plan eventually
I have a widow
What if I fucking whittle the code res with a perfect?
And then we just try to snipe the code res into deflection or a higher res.
I mean, I guess trying to go for a higher risk is crazy.
You'll buy that right now, it says Flipper.
You want to buy and resell, you can buy and resell all you want.
I don't understand why it's not so low-rated, to be honest.
Oh, I thought that sure was so forever, forever ago.
actually have more into like a cost more than make it at this point it costs 70
like what was it 71 72 or something we made it was it like two days ago
shouldn't have invested so much in it I guess
oh shit we got another hive colony
That's good a couple sit-ups up here, too
Think about glad you like them
Well 50% rarity in that one
I can't believe this fucking guy won't show me.
There's another Ratikha's flow over there, I can show.
I wish I could see the size of the tower before I place the grand project.
Scythos over here too, Kropnixus, another breach area here.
I guess we head towards the breach hive.
It's probably the best move right now.
All right, let's go throw this in there.
Actually, I like the more rare mob, so let's go.
All right, let's go.
Is it true the monkeys are some sort of cutscene for breaches?
uh... i don't know if i haven't played the monkey yet
maybe i would uh... soon if you're acolyte chalula
like maybe you get
like a but like a secret thing would be make sense
yet a weapon plays damage also
it's well dropped in price from three hundred two fifty are you sure i bet they
are
because if that's true, if I sell my item, I'm like really close, I could probably get right now
but if we look here, I think 250 is, yeah, these are corrupted, you can't have it corrupted
so it's 320
they've literally gone up 20 divine in the last hour while I was trying to make money
like they're actually, they're going up faster than I can actually get the money, it's hilarious
That's what happened with gloomings trying last league.
I'm going to do a breach and see if we get lucky with the breach drop and if breach doesn't
work then we'll have to go right because flow
Oh my god, he's hunted by the fox.
Oh my god, please be something good.
All right divine hell yeah
Oh
My fucking god I got distracted
No
my map and my experience very fine
you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna zip line in the colony
Let's see you get through this.
If you use the Runic Ward, can you explain it to me?
Yeah, so Runic Ward is an extra defensive layer that is underneath life.
So basically, when you hit zero life, Runic Ward will proc.
It is also used as a resource spender, sort of like mana.
So there are skills that, like, Calgaryen skills that use Runic Ward.
Some builds will use it depending upon how you're weaving into your build.
So, it depends upon the setup you're doing, like you want to make sure you have the right
setup for it.
Early on, it would just give you like bonuses, like it doesn't really cost anything, but
higher, you know, later on the game, you start with higher level gear than it.
Yeah, it's a thing then.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get him.
Shipments sent.
Your character literally does zero base damage?
Oh, I mean I do 1102 damage when I poke him with my mace, but yeah, I don't do anything.
It's all the monkey, bro.
Charmander is the one that does all the damage.
I'm just his trainer.
All right, give me out of here.
I feel like I struggle to find the bosses so often in these maps.
Let's see, there's two more set of that, or there's three more set of points over here.
All right, the hive colony.
Okay, I'm going to PA, and then we're going to do the hive colony, which I think is Ashton
I told him, it gives us a piece of, what's his ass if I remember correctly?
I'm like dying from the heat.
I'm like, my fucking face is cracking
from the hot air.
We're going to juice and do the boss.
Good news.
We need
tier 15.
3, effectiveness 29, you know, high rarity, 28, uh, this one's, this one, this one's a
Better?
Okay.
All right, let's go.
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Nests of the lords.
Wake! They are here!
The flash is weak. I need time.
Pathetic! I shall bury them!
The time has come!
Wrath shall overwhelm!
Hey, thank you.
You saw an extra crit physical war a monkey?
Quickly, don't tame it, invite me, and I'll steal it from you.
You know what we should do?
We should have a Pokemon hunting guild, in which everyone that's Pokemon hunting can
find their maps with a good Pokemon.
Oh wait, I just got a sack!
Oh my god, the monkey hit him so fucking hard, he dropped that guy's sack out of him.
That's crazy dude.
Never seen a monkey beat the sack out of somebody before, but first time for everything.
This is all we have. I will make use of this.
All right, let's see if it breaches forward.
All right.
Sports go have a maximum of four COs.
One time per CO broken.
That's getting a seal every time you block.
Oh, that's block, huh?
I guess you could use a raven to staff with block
to make that work.
That's a little weird.
You can do a ravenous stack, staff with block and chaos damage, and then use fireball with echo. That might work.
Make that do something.
Hey, we actually sewed an item.
I'm glad I went so. I thought that was a pretty good item.
Only three div, but...
That's three div more than we had towards Mageblood.
Refutation, my counts block. That's a good call queue.
I don't know if it technically counts as block for things like that, but it might.
good job monkey
Oh, no.
Monkey, what are you doing? You're getting stuck back there, let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I got plus two minions on the Amulet. I guess it's only plus two.
Let's go get the 100 Div drop.
Lineage gym and just be able to buy a mage blood.
We that treat.
True Dusty.
OK, that's a five-divide that I used to run this.
And nothing dropped.
That's giga unlucky.
Wee that failed the monkey.
True, actually.
seven thousand blood okay what do we want to focus on
level 80 amulet. Okay, let's use the cheapo amulet first.
Have I unlocked all those?
Oh, I haven't, I see I've unlocked, okay.
We got to make the Shedder Amulet still, so I can expand the tree, okay.
Kind of want to make belts.
Coherence, ravaging, binding.
The support of the Minion Strike having melee splashes like crazy good, like we refund this
for sure.
So it's reservation efficiency is really good.
or monstrous gathering. Let's try this one. Plus minions on the belt self are quite a
bit. You gotta go lucky with plus to minions on the belt though, right? Like how do we
we get plus dominion of exception, seal frequency,
arcom buffs, increase fire damage, you click fire infusion.
That'd be pretty good for the one I'm running right now.
And like, seal frequency is actually
good too for what I'm trying to do.
We can just try to get lucky with the plus dominions.
Let's try the 81.
Next slide, damage of command, offering duration.
I don't know what the odds of plus dominions is.
I don't really see it showing up that much.
Try rings.
life attack damage. Ooh, attacking Caspian crit chance. Slowly unlocking. Cannot be
crimson amulets
slowly unlocking the rest of the tree here
cast me crit damage
not attack mods
cannot critical mods
i cannot attack mods
do a cheapo one just to gain some more
That was the wrong one.
All Ely Res, deal increased damage, crit chance.
Shem out, blood. I just didn't really get anything good, did I?
Is there a way someone bought all the From Nothing Diamond black flame covenants?
probably I mean they're very they're very in demand it's got good stats that's
pretty much exactly what you would want from stat lines from that section of the
tree I mean if you're a minion guy like you pretty much want to grab all of those
like I mean this section is highly sought after
Now, there's none that costs 150 div.
They're probably getting price controlled.
I mean, a lot of stuff gets price controlled by people.
How much am I up to here? $177.
I'm about to say fuck the mage blood and just go level my go level my gem lean
The only way I can give a mage blood right now is if I if I hit Radicus flow on a jade hut
So I need to rush here
Do the Radicus flow here do the Radicus flow there and I need to hit one of them. That's the only way
That's the only way we have a chance
So I'm just gonna run like
dog shit cheap unmodded maps
what's the gym link? the gym link is a fireball build
If I hit one flow here, then that gets me back in the game from H-Blood, that'll give me plus 100.
I feel like I haven't noticed that much of a difference now that I have a hundred and
like 16 rarity honestly I haven't really done so much for the difference
I like how she gets slapped by the monkey before she can finish speaking
but how many fucking rogue exiles are in here right now like
Okay, close 120, good.
So if I drop a flow in one of these two upcoming Jade Huts, that does give me back in the running.
That puts me at 300 Div.
Yeah, I'm there.
And then that's without even selling my chest.
So we rush to the flow.
We get the flow.
sell it. That's the move. How much per hit you can do? Oh, it depends on which movie
uses, you can hit for millions.
Quick question on rarity or diminishing returns on rarity after you get to 150.
The common logic people say is 150 not 100 but GGG themselves have said that like they've
So you've seen all the theorizing that people do about rarity and that people are just wrong.
They haven't gone out there and clearly stated what that actually means, but supposedly the
benchmarks that the community have come up with are just not correct.
It's so much rarity.
Yeah, I mean, I have like 116 right now or something.
which they can just tell us like res being 75% cap yeah I don't think it's like I don't
think it's like clear enough like that you know what I mean like I don't think it's like
a thing that can just be like, hey, here's a number rarer than you need. Okay, let's
see. We have the whole setup, all right. Okay. This is the same setup that dropped
me my my first one all right now we gotta make sure we don't die oh my god
I'm going to eat like everything here.
We're going to come back for all the other loot.
We see you get to the boss.
I really need to get freeze immune.
I've been sleeping on that.
I haven't done anything with my charm since campaign.
and that's just like actively trolling basically
why there's so many fucking rogue eggs out slowly
uh... lag
Please tell me I didn't lose my 100 div map.
Please no.
Please tell me it's not crashed.
Look at all these white faces that dropped.
Oh, he is a big boy right now.
Is this going the wrong way?
for the carruis
Okay, here we go plus a hundred div right here boys plus 100 div
Just need to get lucky here.
Come on, man. If you drop my item, then I have a mage blood.
This right here. This is literally going to be a mage blood if I get lucky here.
This is the difference between mage blood and it going way too fucking expensive and
I get priced out of it.
This is right here.
This is our chance.
Our one shot, our one moment.
Don't you ever let it go dude.
It didn't happen.
GG.
Alright!
Who in chat wants to take the blame?
Who wants to be permanently banned?
blame for this. Speak up and uh take take your take your bandings. Who fucked up my
RNG. Alright better drop me a headhunter or mageblood like in this map here and then
make up for it. For us that's a report on steam, downvote, straight reddit, and angry
and angry post, calling out the devs specifically for not making sure I got my
drop, and then going on the forums and posting, and then an angry tweet. Yo
Screaming Gago, thanks for the fight buddy.
Why is there so many like white bases dropping in this map actually?
Do I have fucking reverse rarity, what's going on right now?
It says make up for you, you're screwing up your energy, I'll forgive you.
An easy way to give the forgiveness is always five subs. Nicely done.
Yeah, all that rarity, now I'm getting more white items than normal.
I think my account's bugged.
That literally makes me have a reverse effect of rarity or something.
Hey, what's up, rabbit?
How was the grind?
How's the Maze Blood farm treating you?
Not bad.
I mean, over the last three hours, I've advanced to lose 20 divine, and Maze Blood has gone
up 20 divine.
So I am currently averaging about negative 20 divs an hour.
This is basically cosplaying what's
like to buy a house right now in real life.
It just goes up faster than you can save the money.
You know what I mean?
Like, I didn't need the game to also mere real life.
I just needed to actually be able to farm an item.
Okay, so we have some white bases, which means we have some additional opportunities to make
more garbage items of one cell.
So we're going to slam this one, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, nice.
Let's continue our streak.
one good item in a lot of them.
All right, we'll dump these all in for one div somewhere
and then hope somebody that's half blind buys them,
I guess, because I don't know why you'd ever want these.
That one's actually kind of good.
Oh, is this worth doing a collar bone on?
Probably.
Here we go, it's a last breach point bugged, it is, that's why I have one point on my
thing.
Caught in chaos, very good.
Very nice.
Alright, let's slam on Tier 1 Life and Tier 1 Flat Attack or Tier 1 Flat Lightning.
Boom!
Evasion mana, kind of dog shit, whatever.
Alrighty, let's see here.
Control-D.
Give it the old Control-D.
One divine. Hell yeah.
Cool, not really worth anything.
Love to see it. Is that really only one div?
It was well to me, whatever, I guess.
Okay.
Now.
That's about the chest, and I'm working around the breast, uh, one, and then the infernal
I feel like I've lost damage and dying so much, any tips, please?
Yeah, so the Breast Ward is a way to get the Runic Ward if you want to do the soul either combo, cheese, like early.
There is other ways around it. You can try using Animus Exchange.
You can get Morahu Akri, and then use Maximum Runic Ward 15% while also putting Runic Ward here and here, and then in the Sockets.
You'll notice I have 500 or 427.
Another way you can do this is you can make sure that
you have Romeiras which
makes them have 30% less max life but you recoup damage and you can put that on
your monkey and 10% of the damage would take from the monkey so it dies faster also.
And then you have 30% less max life which makes it easier
to actually do the math to have enough arena core to actually resummon them.
The other thing is your Eternal March gains levels because it is minion tagged from plus to level, so make sure you have a level 20 gem.
Give as many minion levels as you can in order to make it easier.
As you see, I have the number 26 here, which means it's the life of my monkey divided by 26, and this number goes up as you get minion levels,
meaning the 10,487 life monkey that I have requires 403 runic ward.
I have 427, so I don't need the Brass Dome because the number I require is less.
So you can do the math around it in order to remove the brass stone from the equation, which allow you to have evasion and energy shield type of piece such as the one I have right here.
And that will also make you tank here.
In terms of damage, why you feel like you don't have enough damage, here's what the passatory currently looks like.
because I am using revive and we want his life to be lower.
I didn't take any of these defensive nodes from the monkey.
I specifically made sure he does not have element resistance or any max life, including minion max life.
Same thing on the gems. Make sure the gems don't have max life on him.
And then I went all the way over here instead and I grabbed these damage nodes.
And then I went all the way past this and I grabbed mind over matter.
The reason we can take mind over matter to be tankier
It's because we're not casting anything other than Eternal March, and that actually requires Runicord.mana.
So our mind over matter gives me 857 life.
Additional, on top of the life we already have, since it is effectively a life pool at this point.
This also lets you use both mana and life flask simultaneously in order to regain health,
and you can use an instant regain or something like that if you want.
one. So that is one way you can become tankier. I also took these defensive nodes with evasion
and ES chest plate instead, but if you're using Brass Ward's node, you can get rid
of those. I'm also using Sacrifice of Flesh, but I don't think this is required and probably
will be min-maxed out of the build at some point. So that is like a solution to your
lack of tank. In terms of damage, one thing you can do for damage is you can keep doing
maps until you get an extra crit monkey, which gives 300% increased chance to crit.
That means that your monkey will guarantee a 100% crit since he has a 25% crit base.
At that point, that means you no longer need critical hit chance at all on the passive
tree or on jewels, which will allow you then to take instead an investment in minion damage
as well as minion crit damage, and you can worry about things like maximum energy shield
for instance, on the jewels, which again will make you tankier.
So hopefully that answers your question.
If you follow that, you will be tankier.
And the build planner that I have is updated with all of that information, yes.
The same one that's pinned in the comment of the video, I'm assuming you came from the
video. That is also updated there as well.
You cannot get extra crit monkey from the campaign.
You must get it by using tablets that have additional monster modifier on the boss.
how you get tablets in the new update when you drop in maps.
Oh my god, I thought.
But I have a fire.
By the way, it was the guy that asked that question.
I did a long spuel four.
Is he even still in here?
Did that answer your question?
No, we have a useful trade indeed.
I'm actually going to look.
Nope, I didn't miss a message.
Come on, get the scale of the thing so we can get it away from him.
I'm streaming today, yeah.
Gossier is heading to bed.
I told him I'd cover until he gets back and send him back over when he gets back online.
It's supposed to be soon.
Okay, we're getting close to be able to do the Rottakas.
How many hours have you gotten in the league so far?
On this character, I've got 80 hours, 80 and a half hours.
I wonder if that's an info.
I don't think she's influenced.
She's somewhat confused.
I'm lucky
What about me get the burb at?
Good question actually, I don't remember what map the burb drops
but you can get Scourge of Skies in
what the fuck is it called?
The island Shriek Island?
I don't know the map version of him actually
You got me there
scene notes is the chaos bird but Scourge of Skies yeah I don't remember I don't
know if I've seen Scourge of Skies maybe he's not a mapping bird I've seen them
show up in Mauliffs
Oh, tower map, good call, he's tower, that's unfortunate and that means it's really hard
to get a good modded version of them.
Now the powerful map boss modifier doesn't matter
for the sake of taming bees?
Yeah, no difference.
Yes, we can't get any better moffers.
Well, he can, but you would have to tablet up the,
You'd have to tablet up the tower.
Yeah, the bird attack is razor-fin, it's true.
If you have them be attacking fast enough to do as other men.
In fact, I could just test mine with the soul, either.
But I actually think the bird could be quite good.
The one that you might want to consider
is actually the one on this map here, the hyena lord.
I think there is actually something
that could be done with the hyena lord.
Particularly with Soul either because the attacking fast would be pretty good on him, or the reset his other move.
plus one day of boys I knew that ring would sell I thought it was worth more
the last one.
My King nears.
Do you need rarity for Ravaticas?
I don't think...
I don't think rarity affects pinnacle boss drops. I don't think it counts as a pinnacle boss.
So I would assume rarity would influence it.
It would be my logic.
That's what I would think. I don't know for a fact. I'm sure somebody out there has solved it already.
Drop a 6 plus map in, it's a random chance that's it.
I think it's like, I believe, let's say I believe you.
Then it's like I need to know where you get the information
You know I mean
Like a little bit say okay. Yeah, sure. I buy it, but like how do we know that?
My support drops are fixed drop rate.
I thought Den says make a video out of it.
I don't know.
I don't really watch a lot of YouTube videos.
Maybe he did.
But again, I need to know where do we get the information.
If Dev like toad somebody, then it's like, OK, I believe it.
My problem is the flow in particular is a unique map
draw, and I don't know if we've really had an opportunity for someone to test it with
enough data to actually get a real number. It was one out of six last week in this league,
we don't know. See, that's what I mean. Like, everyone throws around numbers. Everyone has
a number and no one says how they know that. Again let's say I believe you it's
106. How? How do we know when did we get the information? Maybe I'm
because I'm willing that I could have missed it somewhere maybe it was an
interview or something like somebody knew from somewhere. I totally believe
that I missed it but I want to know how.
There's the beacon, finally.
All right.
Shipment sent.
Yes.
All right, let's juice it.
Lastly, it was easy to test this lineage. Jim Drop was guaranteed. Let's see, that's
what I mean. You can't really, like, like, did someone run a hundred J-Huts on their
league I don't think they did.
I did one jade eye last night and it dropped me so it was a harm sent it, yeah.
Exactly.
Because like we had people doing like hundreds of zest runs and multiple people going over spreadsheets of data
that was shared and then the devs were like, yeah, that's wrong information.
So like I don't know how I buy like somebody doing like 12 jade huts suddenly is like, well, I think it's one in six.
Yeah, I don't think I buy that.
No, not one person, but groups do gather data, but see, that's not, okay, I'm not sure I
like argue that.
I'm just like, I'm like, is there a Reddit post or someone's like, hey, we're the G.
The Hut farming group that have gathered data from 600 of these across 300 different people
submitting data.
I like where that's one that's one case is everyone's got a number everyone says like oh well it's this ever like everyone has a
Different number everyone's has a theory like all rarity does it really doesn't do a quantity does a quantity doesn't do it like
One guy in showers like you have to run about with seven after mix of air like everyone's got their own thing
But literally not a single person has ever said where they got the data from not one person. I'm aware
I mean, I play a lot of TestJ, I harm some people, I believe people read my numbers.
I believe people read my numbers.
I just want to know who read my numbers.
Where?
Where was it posted?
Like, where's the post?
Where's the video?
Like, what?
I don't know what happened, but if someone tells me it's 1 in 6, and let's say I go,
oh it's 1 in 6, okay I believe you, and then when any time someone comes in and says it's
1 in 6, I'm like, oh well we know it's 1 in 6, and then I'm like, oh okay, do I need to
run early but not you have to worry don't worry but it's one set like I just can't
just like you know I mean like I gotta know for myself
command can go to minus five guaranteed surrounding and all that's kind of nuts
This is not the way.
What? Why do you reject me? All I have done, I have done in your honor.
Don't be it.
You got 1, you're 4, you're 8, so that's 1 and 4.
If I get one right now, then it's 2 and 5.
If I get one right now, it's two and five.
Okay, not two and five confirmed.
Oh, that's not a DSGRO. Oh, shit, I did this right. It didn't fuck me.
Yeah, if you have one, some more, maybe sell.
Your viewers suppose to phone? When was that? Was that supposed to be like Saturday or the
weekend or something. I wanted to watch it and that was like soon. I was gonna dump this
I'll do what I can to sell it for you I'm sure someone would want that
all right Harleway let's go look Joseph spent 20 you get one of the five
I'm not saying I'm good with numbers, I'm just saying I want to know where the people who are good with numbers got their numbers
Damage is extra cold, that's pretty good, banger to start with
That's expedition, yeah I kill all the bosses
1% of life on kill, damage retail, yeah I take life on kill
Damage taken, recouped, 2% CDR. I guess it's CDR. Okay, now we use an Echo.
Echo.
I'll fill that in as soon as I can.
uh... i don't know about that much
chance for lightning damage with hits to be lucky we're going to revive for
extra damage
uh...
i guess we go with increased exposure effect that's a bad one
all of the profit swim right out the window
of
seems like a good deal
i'm single you mean a lot of these people are trying to say like it's fact
this is an incredibly clever explanation for these big words but it's already
crashed yeah I'm not saying really that I mean I'm not really saying that I just
but i believe the people
when they give me a number i just want to know like where
where
because i saw a lot of time like the devs are like very much
tallying people shit right like they told us is running godly about them on
uh... monkey critter whatever rate
so it's like i would believe if someone says that they know they have
information about the lineage and i just want to know where it like where it is
is that so i got
i call and i'm not calling people liars i just i will i just want to know where
the post is that says it so I can be educated myself is all it is and also so
that I don't waste my tablets. Like I have good tablets and I sure as fuck don't
want to be wasting my good tablets if I don't have to you know what I mean and
if I have proof of it then I can you know when people ask I can tell them
once I have proof that's all that's all I really need
what news?
this thing is so for fifty
oh this was actually like an okay one yeah
So I don't know the tablets again.
Nothing's going on with tablets.
I'm just farming the flow.
I'm trying to farm flow for Devines.
There's been a lot of debate about whether or not the drop rate is affected by rarity,
and if it's one in six, and some people are saying it's quantity-based,
and some people are saying it's better to drop it than waste on seven.
There's a lot of theories.
So I just kind of try to figure that out as early as.
1,000% increased exceptional items found in area, but once I want to row negative rarity
and then do that, and then row no rarity on the tablets with all quantity on the tablets.
And Jardo, yeah, Jardo.
That's the red map. Oh, that's Nexus.
I might as well do this. I actually need this quest.
Probably can't fill a map anymore.
You can still fill cellos.
I got one shot by cello boss, so I lost my cello shit.
Actually, I'm going to run this one.
I think it's random, like, if you can give, I've had it happen where I got it on the
the first one and I've had it happen like the last ones I got in the last one so.
My dopamine is running on all time low. I need to like buy a fucking pinnacle boss kill
or something.
I have to buy a couple of Arbiter Fragments and try to get a diamond or some shit.
That dopamine fried brain needs a chance to drop.
I'm going to try a farming strategy.
I'm going to try a currency making strategy.
You ready?
So I'm going to try a strategy.
I'll explain it while I'm doing it so that way you guys can
also lose money.
Let me sell this garbage real quick.
That's expected.
Okay. So here's how we're going to do this. We're going to get a tablet, like this one
will work fine. Actually, no. We need one. We need a white tablet. Hold on. We need a
a tablet that's not slammed yet, it needs to be normal rarity, or only one stat, there,
one stat. Okay, so next thing we do is we reuse a regal. Okay, and now after we've regaled
it, it's going to be weird, but we're going to know it. Okay, now we have one stat line.
Okay, now what we're going to do is we're going to take 70 chaos. First we're going to test the value of chaos. We're going to take all of our chaos.
We're going to see what chaos are currently worth. Okay, there are three exalt per chaos. Okay, which means per divine.
they are 22 chaos per divine. If we go right now and we look at tablets and we
look in unique monsters have additional rare modifiers. If we want to have one
that has a minimum of 10 uses the cheapest is currently five annals. I
fucking hate annual people so we're gonna look at divine norm cost. The cheapest
is currently two divines, which means within if we can hit a unique monster
roll within like 40 chaos it's a break even. So we only have, that's two of them,
we chaos this and see if we can hit unique monsters. If we don't hit it with
this mini then we know this is not a good strategy.
But it's a learning experience to see how rare that mod is.
It's probably better buying them white and then slamming them, honestly.
One Rogue Exile actually doesn't work.
Okay, that's a pretty rare mod, and for shits and giggos we'll do all of them, just to see
Let's see if we can hit it.
Roll gigs out is one div.
Well, rip one div.
So basically we went through 70 of these.
It's pretty rare.
I wanted to test and see.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Watch me get it when I'm just clicking these.
What do I have in fragments that are...
Oh, they're right there. There's one.
Two unique rare modifiers.
We got one of them.
On the orbs here, it's six divs, so you're telling me I just slam past six divs?
So that's two divs.
Rogue exile is six, seven divs.
What the fuck are these so expensive?
I only see one div.
Yeah, but the Rogue Exile bonus doesn't affect the Abyss ones, it's like the understanding that I have.
I make sense, Tinker.
You know what I want to do? I want to kill Arbiter. I know it's a chunk of our currency,
and then we're saving for mageblood and we shouldn't, but I want to kill Arbiter. It
is a video game after all, and we have to do what we want on the occasion, so I'm going
Okay, whatever there
All right, fuck it. We're going
Carpenter takes 35% less damage from giving that buff.
cool new loading screen I think.
Oh wait, it gave me one for free?
Oh, it gave me a free tablet, that was nice of him.
Let's go kill this guy.
Quick question, Dorothy, we've got a friend who wants to jump into POE2.
He's new to literally everything, POE.
He just quit D4.
What kind of build class would you recommend for a newbie to help them learn the ropes?
He's very indecisive.
I don't know if I'd recommend a particular build, because I feel like if there's a type
of person who likes certain types of themes and you send him towards something that, you
know, it's not really like in the like archetype he likes, he might not enjoy it.
I would ask him like, what kind of themes he has and then try to find a build around that.
Like if he likes melee, he likes like big explosions, you could send him like towards
It's Karn.
Play Karn's build, for instance.
If he likes minions, or, you know, like the idea of a companion, you can play the spear
walker, like build, like, I mean, you're happy to play mine, or Ghazis, or whoever, or Catmulansers.
There's a million of us doing this shit.
If he likes, like, archers, obviously it's, you know, like, bow stuff, it's in him, the
the fob gun. I'll probably find out what he wants to play. I think that's the mistake
a lot of people make is they try playing a bit. Like someone recommends a build or they
look up a good build and then they try playing that as opposed to finding a build that kind
of is something that fits the theme that they like. I always just play whatever I think
Looks fun every week. I never give a shit if it's good or not. Sometimes we get lucky and it's good
Sometimes it's absolute dog shit. I suffer through it
It's it's happened on both side of the things for me, but like I always enjoy it
Oh, I thought it fucking bugged out it looked like the beam was there
Man that 35% less damage you can feel
You are too late. The fourth edict already burns for your word.
Rapture of sacred fire of the mother soul. You are called upon.
Your affliction upon her will soon be at least.
What's the consequence of the mother's soul?
What's the consequence of the mother's soul?
Except no grand regalia.
Probably some garbage roll.
probably some garbage roll.
Any spark boots will look good.
I think Pouserown was cooking up a totem spark.
Let's see, 14
Spirit socket, Phil, it's good.
Let's see here, minimum of one div,
six attributes, max life,
Eight div.
Eight div, huh?
Five it is.
How's going Grim Pillars to them? I thought he opened with the top with...
Well, I mean, I guess he did tell them so then sure, yeah, makes sense.
I'll try the ritual boss.
the head piece like unnamed what the hell is the head piece you get like head of
the head of the king is this it what the fuck is the name of the head piece you
get call the shadow is the one after you have that you got place the head still
like you get these there's five of these but then there's another
You gotta lower the health of your monkey.
Oh, the exchange. Yeah, I could call.
Head of the king, yeah, that's it.
Let's go.
Can I help?
Cool.
Now, let me test.
It's you.
I'll post it right away.
Oh, orb of an omen people.
So...
Now it's half expecting you to see a landmine.
I have a fire.
see the enemies that give you spirit skill. Yeah, also what drops them, drops from breach.
I haven't seen myself yet. You get them from the tree.
Inbreed's tree.
That's the head of the king, select six maps.
Omen of dextro exaltation.
Times increase number of favors.
But can I not see the other ones?
Well, let me pick anything else.
Well, I guess, fuck me, I guess.
I guess.
Will you complete the right of the Nameless?
Yes! I revoke my name!
You are chosen!
I'm chosen, by the way.
I
Do the monkey makes it it's so hard to see
He's like an actual jump scare how
The Bulldog. Get a Manky in his whole career. That's with 35% less damage by the way. I currently
have a where they do 35% less damage because of the... yeah, this... that wake up for me.
And his items are kind of ass, aren't they?
You're basically just gambling for the one piece.
try effigy yet not really I don't really like the whole zoo thing I like the
like big like one big slam boy it's more my style I guess
The one piece? Yeah, you know, I never watched one piece.
It was good though.
It's one of those things I probably should watch, huh?
I heard it's fairly short.
Maybe I'll watch it and it's entirely overnight.
I'll let you know what I think about tomorrow.
As people know, I've explained this before,
but for the people who are new here, I'll explain it again.
I do watch anime, but I have a very specific style
anime I like to watch. I like to watch very niche, like not seen much before, and
like stuff you probably never have heard of. I can give you some examples if you
want. So there's one that I watched, it's kind of a classic story like a superhero
type of guy and he gets he's just ridiculously strong it's called one punch
man and that's pretty good you know I would recommend it but again like it
might take a bit to get into just because like I said like it's not you know
Oh, it's not for everybody.
So that's a good one.
OK, now I like video games.
And there is one more that I would recommend.
This one is probably harder to get into.
It's not for normies anyway.
It's called solo leveling.
You got to give it some time.
It's a slow burn.
And for most people, like, you know,
I don't understand if it's a bit confusing.
registered
if that one's
like not unique enough for you when something a little bit more niche
then there is
now this is like the penultimate
niche though like i mean like it's pretty hard for most people like this
unless you're real
like deep like you're deep into the culture
really
and uh...
that would be short art online
but again you have to be really in
you have to be uh... really into like the anime culture
Yeah, I guess honorary deep cut anime death note, yeah, it's true.
FOMO, welcome to Super G2 FOMO Atomac, it's just way too normy.
It's not really, you know, it's not true enough anime for me.
I'm just kidding, Fometo Alchemist is good, but Brotherhood is like the one to watch between
It's written in ash.
That will yes, mortal.
damn nothing good though alright well I wasted enough dibs on this dog shit boss
the fourth either
what about the fifth either
now uh... many skinny head trial do not take away from your honor
there he goes
But you can ascend now?
Wait, this is new?
What?
edit related to this tell me what became of this fourth edict it's in the
wind now bloody lich came back and took it said it once meant the doom of his
people but now it would serve as master the lich taking it was unfortunate to
say the least so the precursors must have used this fourth edict this orb of
flame against the abysses this must have made both their dooms give me a
moment. I didn't realize you could like ascend now.
Have I already fought the ancients? What do you mean by the ancients?
I'm unclear what the final mural depicts exactly, but it appears the Abyssal's were indeed defeated.
We must reach the central tower and try to learn more, perhaps?
hmm the closer we get the stronger the energy is become there that must be the
and it appears they live so this is like the lower yapping
so he's doing all that when i've already like beat the game i guess
can't believe all this stuff still works
oh shit where does this go
I didn't realize they added that new Lord too, but that's actually cool.
So here's the thing. This is side of the martyr or whatever. No one's figured this out yet, right?
We should spend all day figuring this out.
Like there's got to be something here.
Marther must be strong, and Marther must be brave.
Well, if it's just level 100, then, I mean, we've already seen people do it, right?
I guess not, like there's level 99 still.
Like there's no level 100 yet.
I'm actually really surprised there's no level 100 yet.
There's one of the new game stores
that started playing and why they're not working
it's fairly, oh okay.
Yeah, if you're talking about like the bosses,
I've killed everything in the game already.
Multiple times at this point.
Thank you.
Desperate Detendive Scepter, OOF.
Did you complete all Atlas points?
Yeah, 311, 311.
The only thing I didn't complete yet was this.
But I think if it was this,
then people would have already been able to do this thing.
Like we will have seen a video
by somebody who already did all the tree.
Oh, I feel like to place all the points.
You can't do it because it's bugged here.
This one's bugged.
I imagine it has something to do with this, though, because you can't denoint this.
You probably have to become the martyr, then you can denoint that.
Or that's maybe, that's just because these are around here, maybe not.
So are we grinding the tree right first?
Yeah, like the fastest way to do it actually is...
Let me show you real quick.
So every time that you clear the boss, you give it like a whole section of the fort.
So what you actually want to do is you want to go out and you want to do these like patriarchal,
matriarchal, this.
Every time you do a matriarch and a patriarch, you have two pieces.
You put them together in the tower, and then you fight the boss, and you get a whole section
done.
You got the Atlas points.
So you got to kill the boss.
I think it's five times.
And then you get all the points.
Basically the way to do it.
What?
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't do every single map in here.
Like you can get like this entire area just by killing the boss once, or you can literally
Like you don't need to do 300 maps. No, absolutely not use kill the boss like five times
You could literally buy the the fragments and then just kill the boss over and over again and get your address immediately
Does he get harder every time no he doesn't now you want that you want you want to rush the points
Because the point the Atlas juices it it's eight times or eight times. Thank you
How do you get to the boss quickly?
Well, you have to do it the quest way first, which is do these, and then do that thing,
and then you do each of these.
Like, you have to do the whole quest thing first.
But then after you do the quest, then you go and you get the matriarch and the patriarch
pieces there on the map.
And every time you have one matriarch and one patriarch, you have a spark and a cradle,
You put them together, and that makes the core, and then you put the core, and then
sums the plus.
It's effectively the same thing you do in the question line, only you find them outside
in the maps.
So you want to do that, and then that will immediately help you clear all the points.
What?
That's the end game, and this game is bigger than I thought.
The game is enormous.
You know about the Depleted Manoroon?
No, which one is that one?
of Varicium Pile do, the Varicium Pile, you use Variciums to like runicward gear, like
you can put gear on here, and then it would like add runicward on it, for instance. It's
basically what that's for.
I have a Lava, I assume.
There's a Waston stash, there is a Waston stash.
That's what the maps tab is.
How's the campaign feeling in terms of speeding through?
I feel a little bit longer for me because I had to figure out the quest line.
How much is mage blood up to you?
We're not going to be able to get this tonight.
It's $315 right now.
Gambling time?
Yeah.
I'm just not going to be able to make the money.
prices and other stuff and tried to farm the Raleigh Coast like god damn do my
temperatures I'm up to 85 degrees on the CPU
Why is it so expensive, because it's insanely fucking good?
New character soon?
Yeah, I made one.
You...
Hope I can get that back once we're done with this door.
I just say this!
Gah! Shite that hot!
I'll level my five levels down, so we do need a farm specs fee.
We're going to make any div currency back this morning.
up to about 180 ish. I did get a 116 dip drop today from a piece of gear and I
have another like 70 dip piece being sold but it needs to actually sell. Once it
sells we're very close to a mage flood and when we need like 50 or 60 dip more.
somewhere. As long as the price doesn't go up crazy overnight.
You'll hide now for the 5 XP helmet with like the rune or the idle. I don't know, maybe.
I don't know what the level requirement is.
smart thing to use early.
Unique helmet firepower.
What's it called?
I'm unfamiliar with the helmet.
An indoor sun, bro, I know that. That's where I am right now. My whole room's an indoor sun at the moment.
Basically a server room.
I'll try out both my computers tonight. Let them have a fucking cool down.
I don't have AC. I live in Alaska.
Oh, this is gonna be hard to do any damage in this arena against the fire boss.
Corne after him? Alright, I'll look at it.
It's like the least damage I've ever had against this boss.
I like the sun as much as the next guy, but you look, took it too far.
A vile ingenuity never ceases to amaze me.
These rooms, I can make out symbols for blood and offering.
Wait, no.
It's not a blood offering, it's someone of my blood.
because you guys know Alva is a vow blood but Alva the name Alva is also an
anagram of Vaal thank you fall soft to look into that
5% experience gained.
Let's see here.
How many?
2% XP gain required level 50.
i will wear that
our boys uh... will finish up the jim linds campaign tomorrow
fifteen hours to do it for me and it's hot as fuck in this room so i'm gonna go
take a cold shower
if you're being here i'll be back online in the morning
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