DesmondPilak
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12-24-2025 · 13h 21m
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Yo.
I've been told that there's more time gates today.
there's also an update. That's a restart my game to see this new craft. I got my half
there.
Um, how many of these did I need?
Nine.
I gotta pay this scammer for them.
Yo, sub-tigs, sub-tigs.
Let me guess, the alert's coming in.
Let me guess.
There we go.
Thank you for the raid, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Surely you had a good session. Surely.
Just hopped on, checking all my stuff for my time gates. I think I have to restart my game
real quick so I can see the new craft.
Thank you. Thank you, bro.
Yeah. Dude, when we have downtime, should I just play Terraria?
Because we're going to be sitting here for like six hours during the update later.
But I'm just sitting in the fucking Tarkov category and playing the tiny window.
Because once the update, is it at 10 PST?
Yeah, thank you guys for the info. I appreciate it, guys.
Smash out the Theta dog. That's not even a bad idea.
But I think I can just turn to my Gamma, right? Apparently you don't need the Theta.
Although it is Permawipe, so it wouldn't hurt.
Well, I'd be able to do everything but the end, right? The Overshoot key part.
1 a.m. Eastern, um, yes, I think that's 10 west coast time.
All you live for 12 hours easy.
At least 12 and then I'm just going to host eggs and he gets back on the higher they
fly.
What the fuck is this?
Kill two PMCs on woods. What is this quest? Wait, what? Is this VTR? Ark of the Hire They Fly. What on earth is this quest?
Yeah, so I don't want to do these right because I don't I'm deciding with the BTR
So even if I complete it, just don't turn it in. I don't need the XP and I want to
side with BTR. Also, let me look at the last BTR quest I was on so I can see the time
I did Natural Exchange is what I remember, and maybe did the Cluster after.
It's to forge a friendship, did that, I think, did not do that.
It doesn't say it's time-gated.
And there are the 50 items.
I feel like the quest line for the BTR is slightly misleading.
for the BTR are gone? Oh, yeah, I'm on Forge of Friendship. Okay, we'll go shoreline.
I was restarting my game to see if I had the new hideout craft. Apparently, you craft
this flash drive, and then with the flash drive, you craft a key card. I don't know
of the hideout would update right away.
It's on this, I just did this.
Wait.
Access AP Corporate Apartment. Maybe I have to go to the apartment first. Ask Mechanic for help.
but
electronics
I can connect with him and ask questions
good job
Where's the option to swing on this guy?
Holy fuck, I'm poor.
I need to keep on my bitcoin too, because it's for the 40 ques, which this stingy fucking
bastard's going to take too.
Yeah, I need a quest to put on a Shaiistian visit mechanic.
Where's that quest?
Okay, let me check. Do I need, like, anything anymore? Gear rack? You know, armor or parakeet,
which I can craft at workbench.
In a new FP100 filter.
We are entering the poverty stage.
It doesn't seem like I'm gonna need anything.
So I could just start mass selling here soon before let's get a little bit more broke.
tiggs game through the host. May this any like 15? I mean, we're pretty much backside
So I have no Jim debuff, so let's do that.
Uh, yeah, I think I'll be good on fence rope.
My plan is get level 50 turning choice to get like a 1.1 rep, spam every car, and then
buy that I'll maybe need like 0.5 or 0.6 scabrap, and I'm just gonna hold the player
scale hostage to make them extract with me.
Yeah the problem with when I let people stream site me is I always get these
freaks that are gonna like try to kill me.
Also, I just don't think I'll need to.
Maybe I should have, like, waited a second to this.
I'm not locked in.
Yeah, I am.
I'm locked in.
I should have faked you out a bit.
All right, we're going shoreline.
Well, I've been in Texas last year and I was watching him walk around the lever action
I looked away and he's like, I'm getting off.
I'm assuming you just got shot in the head.
Yeah, he told me that.
Kinda cool.
Do you think the Twitch account hit the Turkish VPN?
Like somebody logged into the main Twitch account,
hit the Turkish VPN and started gifting.
Just like $4.
The background's from Prestige 6.
Cold with 23 months. Thank you, thank you, man.
Appreciate that, bro. Again, thank you guys for the new follows.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
We're going to do the service you down, we'll find something, I'll be eat some food, could
watch back my terminal bond, can play a random game on the side, something, play rust, absolutely
maybe not. What are the servers going down? I think in like five hours? It's for the
a new event.
Is this PVP? I don't think you can prestige in PVP.
Are you going to do terminal? Yeah, that's what I'm working towards is the savior ending.
The Troll other PMCs probably just killed them.
The 5 minute matching troll.
Um, what the best spawn?
Alright, I keep chipping away at BTR cost.
Maybe we can get up to the end before the servers go down.
Dude, I hope this event doesn't like fuck us over when it comes to costing too much.
Because it's gonna be some like some like cold event and shit now
It's like if I'm trying to do the last part of BTR quest, why can't you just fucking freeze into death?
I don't think they'll do anything too extreme, let's be honest.
It's still like, like a month in a wipe is still pretty early for most, like there's
no way they just fuck everybody over with some like crazy event.
Surely not.
They wouldn't dare
All right, if I die pre-excuse, I'm already on because it's cold
So we just get out of bounds
Did zombies count towards scout kills?
What are we doing, bro?
Oh, he's probably marking his truck.
This is untar-armor on now.
Unfortunate.
Yo, Frodo with the Prime? Thank you, thank you, man.
The Cluster.
Kill him.
Ooh, he'd BS in his main mag.
He'd have been bad.
Quick everyone buy out the untar market.
I gotta pay 5 mil mechanic, he gotta pay 5 mil for untar.
I can't believe I got robbed like that.
I gotta start selling on the flea, genuinely.
I'm losing so much money.
I'm just not farming at all.
I mean we could just do like a little labyrinth farm for like a couple raids, but...
What if the event is only you're cold?
But there's nothing more to it.
Okay, they're gonna be like a crossline or something. It's probably gonna be a crossline.
Honestly, in good timing on the event, where we're at right now, we kind of just get like
we just got end game, and everything we have left is like quote unquote optional, like
we don't have to do story quests, we don't have to do BTR or anything, so like all that
shit can wait, same with Light Keeper.
So we're on good timing, we can kind of just play the game.
Okay, I'm looking for a cardboard box, so it is over there.
I almost forgot why I came here.
I think they go down for like six hours.
But we can still stream in the category.
It's just, we'll be able to play the game for a bit.
There's this box.
Oh, there we go, that was a rare spawn.
Now what do I do with said box, just bring it over?
You know?
That's supposed to be on the will, yeah.
I mean whenever downtime starts I might just like walk away for like five minutes to take
a quick break, get some food and then I mean we can just like play a random other game
and like a small window on the stream while we're waiting for the game to come back
up and just put some text on the screen that we're waiting and then I don't know
You can watch like the, you can watch like the terminal run we had or something.
That showed us like an hour long.
I'll be on flag 12 hours at least.
two Alton's my dog. Kill anything anywhere. Too challenging. I quit.
Um, well,
Yeah, so both of these, I have to have light keeper.
And then for this, I don't, me going to the apartment doesn't matter now, right?
Or should I go to it?
I guess I can just go check it and get some bullets.
I don't know if like me going to the apartment now will even do anything if I don't have the
key card because I'm pretty sure I'm going to go there and just be like you need the
key card okay so that's a waste of time so all that I should I'm kind of just waiting
on. We're time to get it again. Use frame gen I do not. Well, if none of that's worth
doing. Let me see if any of these costs are. Probably not. You know their labyrinth folder.
Now, these are super worth. They don't really like get me anything.
Don't give me that much money.
And that's our bag.
I should keep chipping away a textile, that's for sure.
I think we should just do a money farm over on downtime.
Should we just run a stack on Labyrinth?
Because like we really don't have that much we can be working towards right now, but like I'm definitely going to need more money. I mean
I'm gonna run out
I've only been on for 30 minutes, I'm gonna be on for like 12 hours.
Yeah, I'm on all night a little bit of money in there
Fuck, I don't even think I have bullets to kill boss.
S60BS. Omega work.
I mean, in general, I'm going to need a, I need to get to level 50 anyways, so I can get the choice.
This is probably the method right now.
100k docs case is insane to me.
Yeah, do we have four people in chat that want to join for a stack on my Bruns?
That's going to go hop on Auto.NET so we can all connect.
I should just be fine with like the BS I have.
But I'll just invite anyone, so just make sure you have a
labyrinth key card. It's the only main thing.
I mean, you stole my kit once last time. I haven't played this map two weeks ago.
I'm going to put on a auto real quick.
Your plugs are 98k. It makes sense that they would bounce back up in price.
Do I have everything? Keycard, Mrs. Key, observation. Definitely don't need all these stems.
All right, we're going to be in shoreline 2 o'clock.
That's lovely method, definitely labyrinth.
Just make sure to type your in-game sign out of invite you
Yeah, I could definitely help with PvP
I'm not quite sure. I'm basically just time gated on a lot of shit again. And at some
point for the savior ending, I'm going to need four scab reps are getting the level 15
turning in the choice will give me 1.1, which is kind of needed. And in general, I'm just
really low on money right now so I mean I'm just gonna go in kill bosses and then
I guess split loot with the group like obviously anyone take anything they need
if I have a quest item tell me I'll drop it but
you task items gotcha
Yeah, if I pick up like an OFC and forget to mention it and you need it, just tell me I'll drop it.
I'll be back in just a second while we're loading.
Awesome food.
Well, I was all try not to.
Yeah, they do not use by more and for you.
Sometimes, yeah, for sure.
default barrel whatever one's a long one I think only ours to yeah we're gonna go back
I'm down bad on money and I want to get to 50 so that I can turn in the choice and get
some scabrap for savior shut off to do scab runs.
That's not in yet.
That's not in yet.
Here we go.
I should put an ult and on it for doing night raid so I don't have to get a mass down in
Yeah. Right, Red.
Yeah, you think we're getting Santa?
Got her, right?
I mean, how many chatters were asking me about Santa?
I don't know why the fuck anyone would even care to ask, but I've been seeing it.
You know we're getting Santa back. Santa.
It's like, dude, why did anybody care about that?
I guess I want the red pilgrim.
I'm going to kill him and lose scab reps a mile and then I'm not going to be able to do the ending.
Gotta ask like I'm one of this little workers
Hopefully they are shooting a scout.
There'll probably be a team here, so just don't bump me when I peep pool.
It's like some of those footsteps are too far left, I hope that's not a guy sneaking
in with our team.
I think it's Sanitar in the room.
Perfect, perfect.
What a nice group of non-door kickers, yeah.
Somebody had to.
I'm like down horribly on money and then I want to get XP for 50 so I can do the choice
and get scab read for your save your ending. I'm time-gated on Lightkeeper. I'm time-gated
on my other story quest because I need Lightkeeper and then I'm time-gated on waiting for Mechanic.
If there's nothing I can do to progress, I might as well farm a little bit.
Make sure your TARCUP account is linked to your Twitch account off the website.
And then you redeem the drops through your proper ingame messages.
They should auto-claim off the website.
I
Yeah, news
Also, I have that quest to kill 30 anything anywhere, so I can just start killing the
um also on this map for that
there's a there's a couple reasons how many are useful right now
thankfully
The answers are now regular, eh?
We're good.
Yeah, if I pick up a single item you need for a quest at all, just tell me I'll drop
Drop it.
They're gonna pull the G every time there's a Bitcoin. Yeah, I knew that for a class.
You just scroll up and just grab the scroll wheel on the side of the screen and just
Let's drag it up.
I hate it here.
Somebody poisoned.
kind of a chud raid not a lot of AI
We're running out of stock.
I hope I didn't get poisoned.
Also, it's super worth hitting the dead bodies on this map if you guys aren't.
Like, they spawn with rare items a lot.
Like, the group definitely pulls Bitcoin when we play off them.
There's a little FYI, if you're not, like, full-full in the future, definitely just
Hit them when you walk over them.
Take enough.
I need that for a quest.
actually do you guys don't need money at all here's fucking loaded I will take
your fire seal in return I will give you one new sugar.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys want me to give me a share,
or if you guys just start like pinning it there so people can grab the cost items.
I don't know how you guys are doing.
I don't want to like take shit if you need it.
Didn't somebody need this meals him
Yes, right man, do you guys need this shit or are you just doing it so people can grab cost items you guys come back?
Okay
Well, if that's the case
I need that radio radio
Did somebody get the the meal stem they got didn't somebody need it for the
quest did anyone here need the meal stem you dropped it I thought I thought
somebody typed they needed on it might have just been somebody in chat the
All right, the extracts started to make sure
Yeah, I'm kind of just coming here for like exp and money, I guess they're just coming here for quest items, so
Here's scalf
I mean, hey, I wasn't gonna ask for shit. I thought we're just splitting but if the offers there
I
May pick up the items
Did that peanut clip when you spell Nick Merck's I think like close who's dropping items and
Peanut was fucking stealing it before it even hit the ground and Nick Merck's is just crying laughing
He's like it's not even hitting the ground
Yeah, bro, be sure to run in. I mean, if you want to run it back, you can. I don't know
if you're just playing one. I'm just gonna be spamming this shit for a minute. I am down
to horrible on money because mechanic fucking stole my stuff. So what I want to say about
mechanic, but I can't say it.
It's like a good descriptor word, but I think I'd get in trouble.
Oh, I just didn't know about you yet to give him five. No, that's all.
Oh, we need one for the stack if somebody wants to join us, one of us, us, Mo or one
of one.
gotcha.
I'm just fucked by the update, yeah.
Unfortunately.
I think the update's in four hours.
I do not know. I don't play arena. Also, just being broke in general, it's going to be good
to hit the money farm because the event's going to start soon. So if we just want to
play for the event, if it's something cool, there's like a cross line. We won't have
have to like money farm in between.
Is the update going to fix my frame's question mark?
as if I would ever know. Probably not.
It's one.
This event tomorrow, uh, I mean, depending on your time zone, for me, yeah.
The update starts in four hours and the game has down time and then, if it goes on.
Yeah, dude, they always do updates on the shittiest time for my schedule and every time
they do events, it's also at the end of my fucking schedule.
My schedule is so bad for anything Tarkov event related.
I was just like, get on the game, downtime, event goes live when I get off.
It's like, fuck me, bro.
Same thing with like, drops, like drops went live when I got off the other night.
It is what it is.
Yeah, I think the downtime's like six hours, too.
Nah, I'm just gonna be, I'm just gonna be live.
I'm like four hours.
I'll probably do some big white bold text on my screen so people know that I'm waiting
for the game to come up, and then just play a game in like a small window at the launch
for the background.
Good to.
Let's think I'm a bitch or something.
Yeah, let's go for that D4, if I can find one, please.
Yeah, sure.
We had some lost, right?
You should have asked for them.
There's both of those lost, right?
Unless you just needed multiple and you already grabbed them.
I'll just share with the guy who's Michael is working.
If there was five guys there, we would have been walking down five.
That's really just a game, bro.
It's pretty hard to get into.
Yo, Hardy of the 26 Months, thank you, thank you, man.
Appreciate it, bro.
new falls today too. A ton of new falls. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
There's like a green five-use keycard, supposedly.
I'm waiting for that step, too.
You have to let mechanic get back after giving him five millon, then you get the craft.
Alright, give me a second to clear boss.
What bully got nerfed was it 993 or is it M881?
Pick up.
I don't need some antique axe, let me know.
Or the Luda, here it is.
Picking up fucking toilet paper.
I don't know why, I just like collecting the little labyrinth figurines.
I like them.
It's hurt somebody at barbed wire.
They cross-knot.
I don't know if anyone grabbed Corsky yet.
I'm heavy from all these fucking bullets I got on there.
I'm ending up grabbing corpse gear.
Okay, they did.
Dude, I feel like even I miss shit in corpse gear all the time.
I just always double-check the shit when anyone lives up.
I mean, we literally got a Bitcoin lost right out of it.
After somebody already had a...
Look at you. Look at all this shit you're forgetting. Look at you.
I hate courtroom, did you?
I left it for you. Yeah.
I
Said one guy
Movie I'll trade you a no with of items for the Bitcoin
Really you can pick it up there. Okay, let me drop you shut
Um, surely I have things of value to give to you.
Oh, you're full.
Yeah, and I ironically need it for a quest.
I need fucking 40 of them.
Excellent trade, yeah, excellent.
Time has started to make sure you're using an animal.
No, I'd find a mill.
Well, in the geo, dude, I need it for the quest.
Imagine how much labs are going to save me
dropping me that Bitcoin.
You like removed five future cheater deaths off my tallyboard
for not having a good black room.
I was just looking for my highest value shit to drop first.
Yeah, she was so bad.
Yeah, of course the stock AK is like the rate that we live in Tarkov fashion.
Let me one-sector organize, shall I?
Solid, bro.
Just waiting for a lot of my time gates to expire so I can continue in the game.
And then we're getting time gated to IRL because the game is going to have a patch
in a couple hours.
I'm sure you guys have a new key card.
This is the last time this guy reset.
He like just reset if you guys want to get more too.
You saw gameplay for black budget. Unfortunately, I did.
I should like fucking brutal.
Yo, updated with the two months. Thank you, thank you, bro.
We had Psycho with the tier two 20 months. Thank you, man. Appreciate that, bro.
Harvey again, the 26. Thank you. Thank you, man.
Thank you guys for all the new follows as well.
What do you play precious friend? Just always put that left.
That is a understatement.
It's like a top 10 of all time contender for the worst FPS game.
Like it's really bad
Completely like RNG shooting like dog shit movement. I heard the reg is bad like constant crashes
People are like speed hacking pulling items out of your inventory during the the playtest
If that game looked horrible
Yeah, it just has like nothing to do with PUBG doesn't doesn't have gunplay like PUBG. It's not skill based
If they just drop it is like an anonymous studio and
Then the game was still that bad it would be in a better spot
But like knowing that that like either like an ex pub G dev or like the pub G devs worked on that shit is insane
It's like like how many years of game dev have you had they come to the conclusion that that's how your game should be
Like, you guys have had so much experience in the game with multiplayer shooters to see
what works.
Like, if you had PUBG gunplay, it's just like instantly good.
That's all they had to do.
Like, it could be the same shit game, but with good gunplay, people would like it.
It just doesn't even have good gunplay.
What's the point?
I get a leadax from a circle.
I mean, if you go to six hour, I would assume you could.
I don't see why not.
I mean, people pull like cap items out of it.
The evasion arm bands.
The fuck are your drops?
You're probably gonna get them late.
I've been seeing a lot of people talk about it.
Yeah, the drops distribution center is backed up. Give it a second.
Um, so game down, are you guys done?
Are you guys all stuck there?
Um,
um,
Did I restart my game?
Maybe I should restart my game.
I don't think it's like a like a global issue. I think that was just like our our lobby or party
Awaiting server response, did you lose your kit when this happened to you?
Oh brother, I don't have ammo.
Yeah, a little bit.
How do I never have this fog?
They're probably just delayed chalk.
But I think that's not a thing, there is a back button once you're already locked
Then, as we already like spawned in.
I have no idea.
I'll try reconnecting one more time.
absolutely. Can I even click this? Leaving game. I feel like I shouldn't have a back
button there. Might be a good column for the most obscure bug ever.
And you lose your cat.
A fun game.
I like the part where I didn't get to play the game.
game it bugged it and I lose my kill and I'm trying to money form very cool
I wonder if we even get our kids back.
Yeah.
Squad got it. I haven't used any of those mice other than the G-PRA.
You're on a back.
I have to kill people on wood, sir.
I'm just playing it on.
My air filters have gem.
Yeah, so for Savior ending, one of the requirements is for fence rep and I don't play scav runs.
So the choice is going to give me, I think, 1.1 rep.
And then if I keep taking car extracts, I should only have to take like one or two
friendly scav co-ops and I can just run off and ult and try to like hostage some
player scav.
And then I'm low as fuck on money because bought your quest line made me turn in
I still need 40 Bitcoin, which I've been bartering for.
We have a new event starting tomorrow, which I want to have money for.
So I'm kind of just trying to rep for future money sinks in the event.
And I'm time-gated on really much everything, so...
Might as well just make a little bit of money now.
I like beat the air quest line that even like the kills I'm getting on labyrinth
count towards that so
it's just one of the storylines you know you have 40 to mechanic
One dead. Two PNGs.
Not soon.
I think he went into the trench.
Oh, you speaking?
I'm in the chast.
the
was walking on the road to try to get a drop on them but is this the guy or a teammate
you don't stand in front of me fucking freak
They're kind of located.
Are we also here?
Hey, it's fine.
I don't think the XP changes too too bad.
Definitely takes a while, but...
It just from the perspective of like I know prestigeing isn't required.
If you just do all your side quests you easily get 40.
Yeah I was, I think I was 44, 40, yeah I was like 43 without playing Labyrinth at all
which is my extraneous which is not a game.
I'll be streaming over like 12 hours.
I've just been streaming like 12 and then hosting at home and it gets on and does 12
and just back and forth in some and it's just like permanent.
You can just leave stream up.
You also have to realize like the game isn't going to wipe.
So, it doesn't really matter if a lot of things are crazy grinding right now, because you're
You're only going to have to do it once.
Are we all here?
What are these, like, DPR shots or something?
All right, absolutely missing one.
Are you coming or why are you fighting scabs that's run past them?
I think we're out of here, bud.
Oh, we're waiting for Alan.
Be good, be good.
Yeah, Gigi with the three months. Thank you. Thank you, man. Appreciate that, bro. Interpret the 10.
Thank you. Thank you.
May with the two.
You guys from the resubs, they guys from the falls as well.
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They're trying to hide.
Come to my lab!
Put it on!
They're trying to escape.
Get out of here!
I'll kill you in a minute!
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Just let me play it safe. I don't like risking deaths to like really easy kills. Yeah, I got
a bunch of 9-9-3 from the couple of the objurids we played. It's clear. Who needed a de-fib?
Are you still in party? Or did that guy back out?
I got you one.
Fuck. I should have brought a bigger bag when I bring a fucking takedown.
Just because I died with my blackjack and then I got EMPed when the server stopped working.
But Z dude, it's my dog.
Gloria's always got something nice to say.
Or BS.
Uh, yeah. I'm just getting a little money farm.
I want to get the XP for 55, so when I'm doing Savior, I don't have to play like a ton of Scavron, so it's just...
I'll wait a time to save where I can play PMC, but still get like an even amount of progression.
You needed the D5?
Yeah.
That'd be me, sir.
Yeah. Did any of the other areas have a bag? I forgot one.
Um, I don't think they usually spawn with bags, do I fucking rather take down two?
Ah, shouts. Lucky.
And he said he also needed a, a scope.
Keep an eye out for one.
Somebody stepped on it. I heard it.
Yeah, I just like don't hear people step on those sometimes.
Keep doing that.
not double clicking into a container fast enough and then I'm like trying to back out of it and I just
end up backing out of my whole search.
Do you try playing down by like triple cabin or something?
There's a vase here.
Yeah, who rolled the vase into the back of the spikes?
I see what you did.
Yo Kakao with the raid, thank you bro, thank you, thank you man.
How we doing bro?
I did not.
How we doing?
How we doing?
Holy roller.
I ain't got room for that.
It's all you.
You're not getting ready for the update.
Go back from the states.
Did I do that shit in like April where I like flew out of state and then got back and then
just same day streamed.
I was so tired.
Yeah, we're basically for the most part.
Cap is done. I want to do the savior endings. I got to do all the side shits. Like, yeah,
I'm waiting for Lightkeeper. Take it. I'm waiting for Lightkeeper. Assessment. I'm on cooldown
to get the, like, beacon and the flash drive for the craft. What else do we have?
Basically, we're just time-gated on, like, everything, but I'm slowly chipping my
BTR quest but I don't want to do scab runs and I want the scab rep for Savior so I'm doing 50 to
get to the choice I get that extra rep cars whatnot but uh what's that they coming I think it's some
event like I mean obviously no shit but uh I think it's some like cold related winter event I
don't know what it is they showed off a screenshot at some point if you go to Twitter people were
talking about it. I don't think anyone knows exactly what it is, but
yeah, I got people in chat every day asking me a fucking Santa's
coming back. So they just nonstop chatter Santa Santa. It's like,
dude, how would I ever know Santa's coming back? Like they
fucking told me that.
I'm feeling like I should have used this again they tell about when Santa's coming back.
You need a junk box, I'm brother. I got four of them.
Okay, let me get a bigger backpack. I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to bring a takedown.
Where's the blackjack's at?
I love my blackjack, sounds good bruh, just the other night I hit at 16k,
if you're in lobby type hearing game, I don't know if this is one of us. Okay, sweet.
Make sure you guys have key cards.
Why don't you have the lock items in your stash?
I do.
All my cases up at the top are locked and then all my loose loot is free because I just
use auto sort.
What mount is that?
Starts with an L.
How many other spawn in a lobby with a five stack? Nobody.
That's how you do it for like X-Pane Money Farm.
You'll fight people on Shoreline like the not last raid, but the raid before there was like two dudes holding the door on us.
He's like an AK-12 guy and this MDR full of 993 was a Alton guy and he tried to fucking
impact me.
It's like you fight people in the door but once you get to the map and a 5 you're kind
of just clearing the AI and looting.
I think they should nerf the five-man librarians.
I wouldn't mind if they did.
I would not mind.
I think the map's a lot more fun
when everyone on its solo.
Like if they made it a solo only map, that'd be dope.
Or like duos only.
Cause during Labyrinth event,
when like it was end game,
every single player in the world was just spamming it.
like you're getting full like solo lobbies
just straight PVP was fun as fuck.
But like even now like if I were to sit here
and just play it solo all the time,
I'm just gonna be running into three stacks
and four stacks and like,
I don't know from the streaming perspective,
the map's pretty fucking bad.
Is if I kill one dude
and then everyone else is sitting in their spawns,
like that's plenty enough time for them
just to tell them that you're streaming or like,
you know, like when you fight stacks
on this map, they're too split.
You can't kill them all in time for them to not tell each other what you're using or
what your stats are or anything weird.
It's just really bad gameplay.
It's not the end of the world, but would be really fun if there was a solo queue for it.
Like, let's say they let people keep 5 stacking, just make it so if you solo queue, you
maybe have the option to play against solos.
Anyone else's drops delayed?
Yeah.
Everyone in every Twitch chat's been typing that.
I had my mark stream up too, his whole chat's talking about it.
Supposedly, just like, leave him, and then he'll be fixed, and then you can get him.
What I was told.
I mean, I've always liked landmark streams, yeah.
Like, I basically just watch, like, landmark digs, hyper, fragus, there's, like, a handful
of guys.
And, like, I tab everyone the stream every once in a while, but even, like, I like tabbing
like a cow stream sometimes or oh no oh oh I'll tab into any twitch stream I
say in the recommended if I'm like eating before stream I'm just not
usually typing a lot anymore you should just like DM people
Yeah, when I was eating earlier in this stream, he was talking about, he was gonna prestige,
but then he's like, he's probably gonna wait.
You didn't want to farm all the XP, because you just want to reset his account and be level
1 when the event starts.
Because if it's something where you want to be kitted, he wants to be able to play it,
which I think is a good play.
That's what I was saying earlier too when I was on the pier doing that quest for VTR.
Like, I'm kind of glad I just got the end game, because right now I can hit this little
money farm.
Maybe I can get up like 15 mil.
And then when the event starts, if there's something I got to like fight for, like
run kits, I have a little bit of shit to lose.
No dude, we don't even, I don't even think we sound the same.
Warn's like Ukrainian, and you're like bilingual, that's an accent.
i was born on the west coast
being born are homies he just doesn't really like streaming anymore like
i guess like interacting with the streaming space too much in general
You play sports? Nah, I stream 12 hours a day.
in high school I used to do like bouldering, like rock climbing, what about...
Yeah, it's really fun that dude bouldering will get your grip strength like nothing else.
You're climbing for a couple hours, you've got forearm pump.
Just can't even grasp anything.
Yeah, I just can't can't close the fucking fist.
Sounds kinda gay. Alright, my turn.
Yeah, the one that I used to live by, I mean, I just moved, so I don't know if there's any local ones.
That shit's kind of far enough.
Maybe later in the game's lifespan, when things drop off a little bit and I'm more free time, I might try doing that again.
Get back in a climbing.
I also wanted to buy a motorcycle. I want to buy an R6 or R7. Maybe I'll like spring
rolls around. Usually drop to an eight hour schedule. That's what it was like super late
Wipe just so I had time to like do shit IRL, but I'm never against streaming longer
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna buy one to start like I'm probably just like
does I never like
run a motorcycle before I just
buy like an R3 and then
We'll be on that for a couple months, and then we'll sell it, and then get our six.
Now we're stacked.
Fuck my lady, fucking shud.
French.
What? He bounced it. It's unfair. I headshot him.
I
Got him he's hit target hit. Oh, he's certain
a
Kill us happy. I'm happy the bosses are done and a 3b for double xp
make a stop, make a stop.
He has a tier six helmet that covers the entire head.
It's a hundred durability and it's only one hit box.
See if it's zero the entire fucking thing to get through it.
pretty insane. Yeah, like you definitely want 60 hun bullets if you're gonna play the mob.
I just have a bit of 993 and what not from streets and labs, so I figured might as well
run it since I don't have 545 right now.
Why am I mis-cooking so much, what's my problem?
My squad probably just thinks I'm a f***ing idiot.
Think I'm deranged.
I just hate having a ammo for once, I have to find a way to waste it.
I'm not even trolling. It's you kind of get good XP with the 3B active on this map because you're picking up a lot of rare items
Backward Sheet
I'm just hitting the looting experience a hundred like very often.
I tried flesh ammo into Gila.
Yeah, one time I brought in a six shot G.L.
Full of shotgun rounds and I like one or two hit him in the leg.
No, it's not new.
It's because it's giving me max attention.
And attention gives you double looting next to it, which is why I hit it before I hit
the bodies of the boss.
one shot at him with the cast. You got to have hit every pellet. That's crazy if you
one at them.
We dropped their mag.
It's about a nerd.
everything. I'll start a slow walk into extract.
I'm coming.
I play, I press Q and A.
This is our man.
holy fuck
uh sometimes when you get the rewards the loot's invisible then when you extract the
raid you have it but if you were to die you would just lose it
When you get the BTR rewards, it pits it in your inventory, but the items are invisible.
So you get those bug cells in your inventory
that you can't drag or loot things into.
So when you extract from the raid,
you can actually see them and like move them around.
But if you were to die before you got to the raid,
since you can't secure container,
and since you can't click on them, you would just lose it.
Oh, and you were even asking about that.
There's probably just two red names.
Yeah, I just play QE.
Yeah, red sword.
I don't like love playing it.
Like obviously it's a little boring by man,
it's just for the farm.
Yeah, I have library and just head shot of the bosses.
And then I'm hitting a 3BTG to double my leading XP,
which counts for leading boss bodies
and picking up all the Lucia.
I'll make sure you have more labyrinth key cards.
Well, people just aren't getting their drops.
It's just delayed.
I was told that if you just wait, it'll go through.
Because apparently it's not on BSG's end.
It's Twitch's end.
Just wait for Twitch to fix it,
and then apparently all the drops should go through.
I'm just relaying what I've been told.
I think I have a couple of them.
It's either like my observation room or gnosis key.
the keys to entry, labyrinth and open the door in the mob.
Yeah, I heard like if you have the option
to redeem them off of the like Twitch or the website,
just wait, wait until it's fixed and then redeem them.
I don't know if you lose them up,
they'll show up late, but it should be fine.
I just heard it's not a big deal like it'll fix itself.
I'll be back in just a second, I gotta piss.
I'm back.
Thank you guys again for all the new falls.
I appreciate it, guys.
Yeah, I can't like permanently re-explain that, just wait, you'll get it.
get them. I'll really be made conversation answering it and then you just won't be listening
you'll ask again so I'm in just no point in me answering it over and over. Just wait.
Oh, I'm gonna say is I opened up mine and it was like a
Like a Tasmanian rig in a fucking PPSH, uh, I'm not stressin'.
You shot.
He was part of...
Sorry.
Maybe he's from the Moundine, Moundine.
Huh?
Moon Town.
We shot the fucking hat, aren't we?
I guess it's because of the ammo stocks.
I'm just gonna keep walking.
Change your fucking psychos man.
Like Gio.
Just walk into you.
Bunch of Gios.
I'll just be falling peaking something fucking straight into me.
I
Have
So Mamba with the gifts in, thank you, bro.
They had ways with the Prime, appreciate the Prime sub, bro.
Thank you, thank you, man.
They guess all the new falls again.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
You
I mean that's exactly what I'm doing right now.
I don't want to farm that 4 rep and I don't want to play scav run so I'm just gonna get
a little 50 and then when I need like maybe .5 rep more I'll just start running the alt
ends and then I'll just hostage some players, yeah but make them extract with me or I'll
I'll try to find an acid green flare out of a marked room, and then...
He's hit!
Shouldn't pull AI.
I'm playing safe.
are dead. Is there a PvP if you Q solo, yeah.
Yeah, people are going to get all their drops delayed, but it'll be fun.
They're just not working currently.
They're still tracking, but you're not getting them again.
It'll be fixed.
You need at least 21 attention.
The stim gives you 30 and you need 51 to have an elite bonus.
This is the place.
Oh no, I kinda like it.
I think it's funny.
Yeah, that was smart.
Alright, he just didn't pull the other ones.
I should have grabbed the rechargeable battery and see if somebody needed it.
Give him first story.
just got to double check a room that surprises me is how much people miss
it in here I was just like walking here at the light and just like see shit on
the ground right away it must be like a flashlight thing it's just like hard to
see stuff without it my search skill is an eye I'm using stems
I do not know holy fuck I'm taking it
He just waits for it to climb up and he drops two more items
Yeah, you're pissed bro, enjoy being poor
Oh, they were good to go if you are
We got an event starting soon, I'm making sure I have money
Yeah, you're gonna get it.
Here we have everything.
Every niche should bring a structure.
on an exit time for extract.
We'll still love this piece.
Yes.
You know what, it would be a lot more fun
looting toolboxes for four times the amount of time.
Higgs, why are you not sleeping?
Higgs is going to wait to see what the event is,
and they get 30 minutes of sleep.
Yeah, that's my second job right now. Yeah. I think just like I only made 28 today. I
and make an extra dollar.
They could get 1,000 gifted.
Diggs, I hope you know Twitch and a VPN.
All those Twitch subs you got were Turkish VPN Twitch subs on the main account.
You're not getting a dollar.
Here's my next class from BTR, I got calibration.
cool
I should actually check what my fucking dailies are. They're gonna be worth doing now.
Kill it with a thorax shot. I can do that.
That shit's free.
Streets, courtyard. I only have a lot to do on the streets. This is a re-roll.
10 PMC's anywhere. Freeze, fuck, we're going to factory later.
Yeah, it's actually crazy. I literally do nothing but like quest and play solo. And then the absolute second IQ into a labyrinth, it's just like somebody cries.
It's kind of inspiring how upset people get about this one.
I genuinely barely play this, but we need one more or somebody backed out.
We have somebody who can Jay.
I'll get you somebody drops mistake
It's bugged. I had to restart my game, I think.
I'm going to do the Savior ending.
I was going to do the Fallen ending and be evil and then I realized they're going to
to drop prestige six and eight eventually, or seven and eight. And they're going to drop
nine and 10. And you're going to have to do an ending and finish take it to prestige anyways.
So I might as well do the longest ending now, since I already got first on prestige
six. So when they drop seven and eight, I have the shorter endings to do. I just
have to do Fallen and Deter.
So we're doing this super long ending now so we don't have to
do it in the future. The only thing is I wish I did Fallen
first, not really because like I was happy like farming as
fast as we did. But I need to do Fallen ending, which is a
solar panel solar panel one, which sucks. Solar panel
endings are fucking not good. Now it says you're in the
group. Wait, everyone has a key card. Yeah, good site to help find goons. Just ask a Twitch
chat, like people usually say, I'm going to use like the goon tracker ship too. Just
let me know if you're loading. If you're having all these issues, I might just like, drop
because I mean, we haven't had anything.
You should be good.
I doubt it. That would be so shit.
You could also just get soft locked or reset your profile.
I highly doubt they would do that.
If anything, I expect them to either either make
us so you have to have like Solars and Bitcoin
farm and like actual max tied out, or they might increase the level cap
or make us a lot of the figurines again, there's a couple things they can do
that they've already like tried to do before.
I think it's more likely than them just like saying,
fuck everybody and making them do a specific ending.
An error or doing magic in it.
I think I just have to kick your games.
Fucked up, bro.
How did I like restart your game or something?
Yeah, I'm gonna kick you from squad just restart your game and give back a mobby and all that, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Prostaging's not a requirement, though.
There's no reason you'd ever prestige.
So it really doesn't matter.
And in the end, the fight was over.
And there was a story that happened in the night.
I'm not sure what was going to happen.
There was a story that happened in the night.
And I'm not sure what happened there.
You forgot that I... and I know that you're...
He's, of course, good, but you won't be able to do it with me.
And I haven't even started yet.
A flash that you found the key to.
Oh, where you've already had the head of the dune.
How? Right?
Love ya, you chinsa.
I think I have to restart.
Fuck, if I actually close my game, it's going to disband our group, though.
I don't know what you're saying, Sampa.
Wait, do you need all of these, bro?
There's no you need all of these.
Just the green. Thank God.
Kind of a bitch-ass craft.
We're just waiting for one, there you go.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ben.
I mean, you could just ask for it.
The game goes down like two hours.
Yeah, they're delayed, they'll go through eventually.
probably fix it after the downtime to be fair.
I actually don't have that skill yet.
Probably go back to using one.
You know, like three almost four.
I still really have a lot of good ammo.
I think they took a lot of the Egonic off the bosses on Labyrinth because they used to get like double Egonic every single time
and now it's like almost always 740 or BS.
I doubt anybody in the world will get the 79.
It took 81 million XP before
and I only got that two wipes ago.
I was the highest level in the world last wipe and I only got the 75
which is like halfway.
And now it's 170 million and then they're still just gonna drop new prestigious, but we don't know a patch they're doing it
So nobody's gonna get 79 by the time they drop a new prestige
yeah I mean it's I think it's like 23 million Xp to get to 70 before and yeah
it was 81 to get to 79 it's like if you shot level 70 they weren't even close to
being level 79 it's like very exponential it'd be like four times
somebody's level that's why I always wish you could just go to 80 because like
When the average player sees that you're only like nine levels higher than somebody they probably don't think it's that much
But they just don't realize how much the increases
But face like you get a like level 80 or 90 made it less gradual then it would look like you're actually a lot higher level
You could definitely be a prestige ready if you're playing solo.
For sure.
You'll stall at the 10 gifted? Thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, man.
Did they raise the level cap? I have no idea.
I mean, nobody would know.
Labyrinth time.
of the
the
the
the
And like two hours the game is going to go down for fucking ever I think it takes six hours
We'll have to find a random side game to play while I wait for the game to come up
Well because they're doing an event
I can probably just play like Terraria in a fucking small game when I had my launch
from the background in text saying that I'm waiting for it to come up and I can just stay
in the category so people can get drops.
13 kids.
Dude, I have 45 kids.
have no time to play.
I remember two like I don't feel like the devs or somebody but like people are getting on people's ass for playing arena on the Tarkov category during drops.
I don't know if it was like the devs or somebody, but like people are getting on people's ass for playing arena on the Tarkov category during drops
I have no idea I don't play arena.
and
and
and
here's a close
and they always once they're not involved
maybe
and
and
and
and
there's still not pulled
and
and
It's a man though! He's right!
Hello, Disapposite Pole and Nape Pole.
Don't tell me he died to a trip, man. He's baiting me.
I mean, this game is terrible. Like, hello. He's like looking the wrong way, tanks the
impact, and then gets headshot and doesn't die too. Yeah, I mean, he's not looking at
me in kills way. Like, what do I do? There's no counterpoint of that. His head's like
completely behind the wall, so I can't shoot him, but then he's like turning and
shooting through the wall.
You guys can play that one.
I'm going to go kill a solo and
do a BTR quest.
It's only tequila.
You can kill guards and kill
with nades.
I mean, anytime you ever die,
it's just some buggy shit
tequila.
It's never even tequila.
It's like killer either like
spawns on top of you.
He like shoots you through
shoots you through a wall or just like some stupid shit like that.
He's just like pulling aggro through walls.
Well, yeah, it's like it wouldn't be a big deal if he was just facing me.
I would have killed him, but like I'm having to overextend off my angle
and aim for him looking in the wrong direction.
And it's like I can never react to something shooting me.
That's not looking at me because it's like it literally moves your entire
hit box when you look away from somebody.
So it's like, I'm quite literally like over peeking into him while he's able to kill me and I can't kill him.
Unlike I'm playing the absolute closest right hand possible, like I could not have played that different.
Pretty much these keys are worth it.
Yeah, I've just been spamming costs without loading.
That'll happen.
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have sold the Rooster.
I'm also spam buying Bitcoin and not selling them because I need 40 for the cost, so I'm
in.
on money, I just can't use it if that makes sense. I knew that rooster. I'm controlled.
All right, there's no insurance on the map, so feel free to take my card.
I need light keeper, yeah, I'm waiting for time gates.
I don't share this bag, do I, do?
Yeah.
Still going to stream.
For the most part, it just depends on what it is.
Yeah, it's from prestige six.
So, I'm waiting for the key card craft, any light keeper can do that.
What was, it's my next quest from, it's like, what's it called, like, founding orger friendship
is what I just did.
And what does this lead to?
This is the box class now, yeah.
Leads to half empty.
I didn't do this.
Oh, no, I did do this.
Sticking away all kill 30 any location,
which goes to battery change.
Is this a quest from the BTR?
given by BTR driver. Yeah. So if I go to the BTR driver with the tank battery, can I turn
it in the same rate? So I have to get the quest, leave the raid, come back with the
tank battery, then give it to him.
Okay. So you just have to do a reset.
Understood.
Um, let me build the RPK.
I need to LMG skills too.
I'll show it on load-in.
All right, so it's going to go grab my BTR cost.
I might as well queue 20 o'clock because it's too early for cultists,
but it's late enough to there won't be a bunch of people sniping.
People are saying even if you find the battery, you can't do it, same red.
It's just for Twitch drops, bro.
Like any streams on the game are hard inflated on viewership
because half your viewers are just AFK for Twitch drops.
So I mean, streamers are just spamming ads.
So it was is whenever Twitch drops ends
and like the ad time per hour gets turned down by like 75%.
Well, then I probably could have just brought
tank battery.
Oh, yeah, and then like the new batch starts
All right, I guess I just run lumber I guess some more light machine and so let's see where we left off
I don't remember where I left off
There were three almost four
you know, divide with the prime, thank you bro
Yeah, you can see any stream child like it's just like a global issue supposedly they're
working on it.
tell me the boss ain't up again. Not on the 75%.
This boss are regular.
Cheating is thoroughly bad.
I think I killed myself, okay, I know I'm shooting thank god
My character just like doesn't feel like I'm getting his stand back. He's like bugged or something
losses are so buggy lately it's pretty annoying
They just like shoot you through objects and then like lag around.
I lost my stomach.
Head drops are bugged, they'll happen eventually.
5xp? God bless.
It's gonna be like 13 raids like that and we'll have it maxed.
Well maxed is in five what we need.
The BTR is there.
I think I should just wait here for it to pull up the...
But, the time I run there, it's probably just gonna, like, drive to where I am.
Uh, reserve mark rooms are pretty good. Dorms mark rooms kinda sucks.
Yeah, it's just more so, I don't know how long it's been there, it's if I run over there
and it drives over here, then it's a pain in the ass.
So many steals it.
It is what it is.
Just come back.
I had to play raids anyways.
I think I can see it.
I-8 East,
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear the wind blowing through my ears.
I-8 East,
No tankbots.
Let's send the ship super far away.
Dude, it's so fucking loud.
I don't know where it spots this one.
No.
I don't mind.
Never mind.
Go where you please.
I really wish they'd fixed this bug.
super annoying.
A little bit of money.
Come on, Steams.
Fuck, I threw it all over the item and tried to pick up.
look at that
okay bug, oh yeah, oh yeah
ah yeah it will be
I stream every day.
I'm going to drop.
drop it's from getting max attention I'm using 3 BTG to boost my attention skill
books are already at twenty one
another bear buddy
a chainlet, I don't know which one's worthwhile
Goodbye, Bear.
Somebody's coming back so I'm just gonna leave.
Pretty odd he's not treating.
I just clicked on my music tab and closed it.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
We're doing a BTR quest line trying to get Lightkeeper level light machine in scale, but
the game is about to go down in like an hour and a half because they're doing an event
It's going to be done for like fucking six hours, so.
We should find something to do to dick around while you wait for the update to come up.
I'm not going to play right now hero with the two months as well.
Thank you, bro. Creator with the Prime.
They get some new follows as well. They get us.
So I'm going to go back to the BTR with a tank battery.
I don't think I had bleed stoppers here, and I got straight 12s.
I got my perfs and I have like all my heals in one injector, it's like propatol greens
and pervs and then the other one was like stamina related movement related.
Perv stems or bleed stops like as Augustins but they give you health regen and anytime you
catch a bleed it takes your whole body so the health regen puts you back to full on all the
extra body parts. You need money for BTR? Not necessarily now. I mean I should grab
money but like I just need to turn in the cost.
Collectors have 45 after Intimidator.
I mean, it just depends on what you want to do.
Yeah, every time you do like a major decision, it changes.
Yeah, the outcome or like the path you have to go down.
Petrope's bug currently, uh, you set the way and you'll get him later.
Holy fuck, the game hates me.
I actually bit me here.
You should listen to what they're saying.
What they say has absolutely no information on what they're going to make you do afterwards.
You could just go through a blind lane risk getting fucked or just use the wiki.
Because if you accidentally end up doing survivor ending and you don't want to, you gotta farm 3 to 500 mil.
And then you can't back out of it, so if you don't want to do it, you just have to reset
your profile.
Red tag is falling.
choose survivor ending and farm three to five hundred mil or you choose any of the other
three endings and you need 40 bitcoin and then plus anything else that make you do.
I'm not sure if I can get a spawner.
I should probably still a ton of money now.
Just a hand of it in one go dude.
This shit can't be real.
I have a fucking NL guy behind me.
They didn't have Steve swapping like in a, like PUBG or a restaurant here in the BTR, like hopping one side and popping off the other.
that was a fucking terrible spawn that was
What's the reward?
I don't know if you made audio, I don't get anything, that'd be cool.
It's limed.
and
That wasn't bad at all.
is getting camped on the BTR.
I'm not helping skier.
Favorite armor.
It got to be like a CPC rig or something.
One of those like lightweight ton of space rigs.
I don't know which one of these are actually good or have
space. This one's pretty good. I'm going for the savior ending, that super cringe one.
Oh, I got two tank batteries from my fucking daily bra
I doubt it
I plan on adding more for stages, but I highly doubt it'd be this early on
ASAP Ferg. Probably not. I can't. I don't know any of his music.
I don't have my game PC fully listed.
Scroll down into my PC specs, I'll have most of the shit there, just below the stream.
You streaming on Christmas? Yeah.
Stuck John B. Glosses.
You start scat farming men, you'll see them on their face every once in a while.
You
My monitor is 480Hz.
Um, supposedly you just do every single side story quest.
So like, Batya, like on her, you have to do everything, and then from each of the quests
you get one of the, like, major evidences.
I'll let you out.
I think I'm going to draw on these.
Got that one.
When the scabs lazed into me, it gave me XP.
That's what it did.
Uh, the one I'm on now, the Raiden mid.
that's just 60 pounders brother so if I can slug
We did level up we need 48 XP which we can get that in one session easy
Yeah, I just felt like the old binerl bug where like somebody walked behind me and I
I got a full pop that he's walking up.
Look at this.
So I headshot this full naked and he turned into Insta-ed, man.
Interesting.
at least you guys don't miss this might be bad
Yeah, I was just behind the tree on my train.
He just shot me in the head through the tree.
I died of this factor, uh...
That's why you won't pay for a thing in the summer.
and
right before I shot him
he paid cover fire bridge to fucking kill me and save me
Is this the quest item that's over by the swamp?
Okay, the package.
That's my butt on the woods.
Park off, protect this guy.
It's the green thing by the little medical camp out there.
I can go grab at this rate and then turn it in the next raid.
You know what might end up happening?
I can probably go grab it and then run towards Village and then BTR would drive up on me
and then I can just turn it in there.
He's gonna go train deep though.
There's three of them.
So I've killed a three-man, bought a random solo died on dickhead, fought another three-man.
I am coming across a lot of this lobby.
Kind of shocking. I don't need a VPO.
They need five plates for I'm so stuck.
Slicks like dope, probably the best looking body armor.
I should turn on voice shot in case I, uh, get players to try to team with them.
I'm going to put a giant green thing.
Can it not spawn in the same raid if you hop on that glass?
Like, do I have to go into a new one?
I'm assuming I probably got to refresh the red.
Yeah, we just don't feel like talking until I figure that out.
Got it, got it.
Yeah, they live three months, bro.
Yeah, they decided to start Twitch Drops again
Unfortunately the game is gonna go down like an hour as there's an update but
We'll stay live in the category and find something to do
There gotta be player scabs on the right of this flat.
How do you find a player shell on this one?
You don't trust the meteor now it's it's evil
No, you can't I mean you can watch multiple streams and you'll say get the normal amount
you can't like get extra
I gotta go figure out this guy, and be friendly with him.
One of these is a fucking player for sure.
The VTR is too fucking loud, so I'm going to be able to hear me.
of
of
of
the
Hello?
I mean, they're deathly around.
I hear their little shitty gun shooting everyone, so...
Like all the players in this right are dead.
We've killed like...
I've killed like six.
Is there a friendly co-op on streets?
Oh yeah, it's in like fucking Pinewood.
Might be an easy map to do it.
I think this is like, every player shouts just a little retard, man, like they just
I should try to like betray you or do something weird.
Yeah, I'm attempting to play the game like a normal person without using things.
Yo.
Yeah.
He gives you 0.25 per on that fresh valve, which is quite a lot.
Yeah, it's Twitch Drop Sprouts, how it is on every stream.
So sad. I'm never in raids this late, I was hoping to get one.
I see them in my extract, hell no it's not, fuck.
I had transit but I would have killed so much.
You know what? This might not be bad.
This will give us one more chance to find some.
Because I can definitely get all the way to the extract in 10 minutes, like the far end of map one.
I want the XB.
I've killed a lot of shit this raid.
Okay, you're trolling if you think I'm going in my eye.
Good take, Flare, I do have one.
Come around back there here and see if I can get a scov.
He's still over here.
Yo.
European, see ya. You need to die.
Any player scouts around here, any player scouts?
Is there too much to ask for?
Dude, isn't one of the quests for Saviour that you literally have to bring a player
scab to finally go up?
How the fuck are you supposed to do that without just like wasting hours?
What's in reserve?
Like reserve I feel like would be easy.
There's a lot of scabs on them up.
Yeah, but obviously I'd rather try to do it without cheating it.
I don't think it'd be that bad, but it's just annoying.
They need to like...
I don't know, if there was a barter, you can make it really expensive too, so people
don't spam it.
Maybe like a Bitcoin or something, but they should be a barter for an acid green flare so you can just like pull scabs to you.
People are saying you could do that for a funny scab co-op, but I just don't have an acid green flare.
I wouldn't recommend playing anything over a thousand unless you're playing a different
game where you pull insane frame rates and it's very stable.
when you play really high polling rates on games with unsteady frames, you just end up
getting issues. Like random frame drops or like your mouse starts skipping. It just legitimately
feels worse. And your polling rate is like a one to one with how fast your mouse does.
If you're playing 2000, 4000 polling rate, your mouse dies incredibly fast compared to
1K. So like a Logitech on a 1K, you charge that shit to full. It's good for like a
a month, I swear to God. I know nothing about the update. They don't tell me stuff like
that. I'm glad they don't do. I like when the devs keep updates and events secret because
it's fun to actually like find and shut out and like see new stuff.
Because every the devs got very up and armed about like data mining and I understand
it, but like when there's when there's new content to the game, I want to figure
it out. It's not fun when shit drops and you already know what's happening.
Oh, this is not good enough, alright, PC.
Yeah, I mean, the difference between like 60 and going up to 240, like if you want to
play games competitively, you got to be around like 200.
Like you can definitely be a very good player on like 140, but when you're fighting like
top players, you definitely want to be on like a steady 240 at least.
The higher it goes, as long as it's steady it feels better.
Like people say you won't notice anything about 240 and you definitely won't.
It's diminishing for sure.
Like the difference between 60 and 140 is massive.
140 and 240 is like still pretty big.
And then like if you were to go from like 240 to like 280 you probably wouldn't notice
like 240 to like 480 is again noticeable. If you're hitting it steady it's insane how like smooth your
mouse movement feels like when you're flicking everything it's like it's a smooth motion it
doesn't feel like your screen just like skips a slide and then you end up on target. It's like
Like everything just feels like more fluid.
Uh, I've heard that.
I don't know much about like PC related shit like that.
I just know from experience playing on games with low versus high FPS and like,
I heard that the 1% loads on the 9800X3D are a lot better than the 1% loads on the Intel so whenever I swapped to that it didn't feel way better
Holy fucking rat bro
Gonna have a conversation
I was he shooting fucking piss he's level 7, IBS.
Yeah when you're not getting hit in the nape I mean it's an ult then.
If this thing's full durability, it's going to tank.
I mean, they're just good helmets, no?
I never cater anything I do when I'm bringing actual good kits to like cheaters.
If I'm playing bobs, like obviously I was dicking around running naked because it's actual pure
hacks every time, but I won't play every ratus to me that everybody's legit.
So I'm good to pretend like somebody's shooting once you actually think they are.
Yeah, if Natebug didn't exist, this is how it would be Godjeer.
I mean, it's already like, already in the top five for sure.
I feel like with my path and getting a bad spawn,
I should probably just run straight to lumber because I think BTR is going to skip the first
fall.
Natebug, you can have a helmet or a face mask that covers the full front of your face and
I could be facing a guy dead on right here and when he shoots me it hits me in the
back of the head not the front so I just die in one bullet.
There's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
You die to it constantly.
I do not know.
I haven't tried it.
But the thing is, is like, when you're using Framegen, you see so many people saying like
fake frames.
Like your FPS counter will be higher, yes, but like the input delay of you moving your
mouse is also increased.
So I feel like if I was getting low enough frames, like the only game I played with
Frame Gen on was oblivion remastered because like the game doesn't need incredibly good mouse input, but the frame rate's fucking awful
So it's like that game with with frame gen feels way better
But if I'm playing an FPS game like I don't know I just like need shit to be responsive
But again, my opinion doesn't really matter because I'm never used to untarkov
It can feel really good and I was told that like hyper and lent mark both use it. I don't know if that's true still but
If you're going to ask anyone about smooth motion, I'd ask Hyper up.
Somebody might be on the dickhead, so I think that blew and hit the rock behind me because
you're shooting up.
I think there's somebody like right here, there's no reason I'm only just at the off.
I kinda want to buy some in-ears.
Or either it be.
I saw a video a long time ago from off of them, in fact, about these Sennheiser earbuds he uses.
And he just praises them.
And then Gio was telling me that after I got them too, and it was like the same ones I was already thinking about.
I don't really like in-ears too much, because they, like, they muffle the sound around you, IRL, like your own voice and everything.
I fear to inform you, I have to rat you. I have to.
Whether or not I win is not in my control.
Yo, fucker, how about you go for it so I can go for it?
Why is this guy playing so bitch-made?
That's probably going to wrap me.
the cover fire goes so hard.
People just hear the BTR and they don't really think
that it's paid for.
They just ignore it.
I shit gets people all the time.
I do not shit on streets too, like,
anytime I think a guy's in an area and BTR's up,
I always pay for it to drive there
and just tell it to kill people.
Yeah, game's going down soon.
Yeah, unfortunately, six hours.
I'm gonna stay on during that, but we're not getting much Tarkov in tonight, unfortunately.
Led the research for six hours.
I should put me to sleep.
I don't even want to bother playing Arena because I don't want to continuously play it for GP coins, so there's like no point in me even unlocking chat.
The RPK skill legitimately doesn't matter, this shit's so easy to get.
The
cases are cheap. I don't hoard gear like that. Because I just run an armor case and fill
with plates and then sell the other shot.
Yeah, I'll link it.
You need it for the body across line eventually.
as well.
Fuck.
Didn't mean to click that.
Wait, should I back out and grab the Vogs for this quest?
I probably got to stash three Vogs.
I could probably do the same quest.
Oh, we're actually getting really close.
It's just this Vog quest, and then it's the last one.
Yeah, my devs are smurfing and they're doing twin drops constantly now they tapped into
the Rust method. I'm playing like 12 hours a day. Oh, ads just maxed.
Okay, everyone doing drops just runs max.
Kill 10 PMCs. We did that in that one fucking raid.
Yes, you so godlike.
I'm not getting the streamer at him, I promise.
I'm not either.
Not with that attitude.
There's just nothing more to accomplish.
What else can I do to prove myself?
We must play more.
That's what it is.
Impossible.
Everyone is fair game.
Impossible. Everyone is fair game.
The same without any help. Highest level in the world. Last wave, not even close. All solo. White before that.
79 solo.
Cast two tournaments in the game. Twitch rivals 2024, 2025. First place, both.
Highest level this way
First for stage five and six and cap on both. What more can I do?
And I think last wipe the second highest level was 69 bro nobody even tries
I think I'm going to open up Terraria on a small window with my launcher in the background
and be type waiting for update.
It's like, it's in the sky, I'm like it's 2055,
it's really nice.
I'm not calling like some modern, some wise.
Maybe I'm some movie.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
I just have the Vogue task and then I'm on the last one.
price of independence. We almost have BTR quest done and then when the game comes back up I'll be
on like my flash drive and beacon gather bullshit for lightkeeper. My keycard will be crafted so
I can finish unheard and it will be pretty close just to do a lightkeeper.
I mean, shrimp? No, I'm staying on.
Me and Tiggs, and we're just kind of like back and forth in like 14 hour streams.
Or drops.
I have to kill you. I'm a ferried.
Yeah, there's a lot of time, guys.
I'm still leveling RPK skill.
I'll look up what future quests we have to do for items and whatnot and just get those
talked early.
It's like I could do Bitcoin for them.
I could probably just message like, Chio or Gunnar and Lobbs, and just run a stack and I just farm up some Bitcoin.
Or we can do Labyrinth. I still gotta get to level 50. Honestly, Labyrinth might be the play.
I need to get level 50 to get the choice, so I get 1.1 Rep off of Fence. That way I have to do less...
...gathered-related dog shit.
but whenever they fix it you'll get them so it's on.
Stub count, I have no idea.
It's like dropping since paid drops were a while ago, but we're at like 7k the other week.
Yeah, still like 7,000.
Let me pull up a map of these boxes.
One's like on me, one's a lumber, and then one's at the triangle.
perfect
Oh, my fucking phone charger is stuck.
It's supposedly about to happen, I wish this beat your arbor to show up so I can fucking
do this costume before the game goes down.
I'm not thinking EMPed out of my lobby, I hope it, the shit tracks.
I'm not doing Fallen ending and doing Saviour.
I figured it's better to do a longer ending now when I have nothing to do afterwards,
so when they add more prestigious, I have quick endings.
Yo, Hyper with the raid, thank you, thank you, bro.
Appreciate that, man.
Yeah, I'm about to figure out something to do for six hours.
Keep streaming, yeah.
Anyone out there?
I don't like playing modded that much
I'm on my second to last BTR quest I gotta plant my Vogs and then I'm on price of independence
Yeah, I need bullets I'm shooting fucking BT
It's grim out here
I'm getting the skill up on my light machine gun to my last level.
Yeah, I got this audio bug on this guy last time.
You can hear this guy walking out when he's like fucking 80 meters back.
Oh.
There's just no audio on the guy full swinging my grate there, and then I have no hit range.
Like hello.
I just hit the guy what 30 times in a row and there's no footsteps I
Think I'm actually just bugged there. I I could not have hit that guy more and that guy walked across the opening
I don't think I missed once
And then the SVD guy that I heard 80 meters away killed me
or becase bugged I mean it's very blatantly bugged whatever just happened
and the guy that killed me is cheating he's a little 20 with 900 raids and he's not
stage. Level 20 with 900 raids. What is my hiccough? I have my guns full bugged. I had
16 and I fullotted this guy in the chest and this was just a magus bugged. How's that
possible. He just loads in a raid and kills himself over and over.
I got to just definitely cheating.
Yeah, the hours no matter means nothing.
You did what if?
Watch it back?
If you're saying that I misplayed anything there,
you're just a retard, bro.
I don't care to talk to you.
Just watch somebody else.
If you're born with two eyes, you're not speaking.
The game goes down like three minutes, huh?
That right, but it didn't even matter to me anyways, the guy cheating and talking up,
You just want to hand-botted me anyways.
Yeah, everyone's having a just wait. You'll get them later whenever they fix it.
Yeah, you should know it's us.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
cap. Yeah, let's assume the player at 16,000 hours is a complete retard, just like doing
shake and uh
Yep, yep
I don't care what I use.
But I tried to get one more game.
I'll pass.
I'll pass.
I'll pass.
I mean melee is obviously the best.
Bucket, I'm queuing another.
I said no. I'm going in. I do not know. Fuck.
Is somebody Alton's? I just get them off people eventually. You get a couple through
questing too. There's quite a few quests I can be Alton's. I'll make this up. Parkov
Alton. There's a lot of quests that drop them. This game is a line. There's not
only two glass. Just lying in the black of this.
I mean, we're pretty close to Maxi now. We don't need much left. Golden Skulls, Moon
sunshine rooster. But this must be happening right now. You know, I don't like about the
gun rack is when you stick things on it, you can't like pull them into your inventory
off of your weapon bar, and yeah, so like I'll just pitch it on it and I'll forget about it forever.
So I feel like I only pick guns on the weapon bar if I like think they're cool and just want to look at them.
Yeah, because I got I'll just like build a new NL and forget that I have one.
even if I should DM Apple, another recommendation, I've been DMing them like random recommendations
I feel I could make the game better. If I just think someone's annoying again, but...
I don't know if you can hear me or not.
I don't know.
What's the meta helmet set up basically just Alton's or Tequila's
Okay, so we have half our Bitcoin, that's pretty good.
One more frame, some are face like Spike Lee.
Oh, there's patch notes.
Let's...
Squish it like a husky talking machine.
It's rather don't like me.
Player matchmaking improvements.
Matchmaking system can adjust to reduce
RAID queue times and prefeedback
and interface transparency during raid loading.
Players can now see the estimated time to enter RAID
as well as current stage of matchmaking.
Interesting.
Please note that cancelling the raid loading
will be unavailable during certain stages of matching.
This is required for correct loading
and specific types of game data.
Cancelling these, there's gameplay issues.
Quality of life tooltips added informational messages
to the game setting menu related to graphics
and performance players now have access
to expanded information explaining
how specific settings work
and how much impact they have
on different system components.
New content added the M110 SAS Marchman rifle
full with a set of attachments. What the fuck is that?
Updated the outdoor trader interaction screens to winter versions
like Yeagers.
Added a Usec gold squadron and bear clothing sets available for purchase
the facial escape and target website added and updated a number of equipment items for the
winter season added new streamer items this is probably tiggs and peanuts item
in-game event coloton a new in-game event starts this update players will have access
to a theme task chain with in-game rewards and a unique achievement grant on a completion
It then is available both PVP and PVE, a new cost line.
Balancing changes, adjusted test drive task line objectives.
Out of the new streamer items, requirements for task collector,
get fucked if you don't have those, good luck.
Adjusted the task forester's duty,
adjusted the restrictions related to
head work compatibility with masks and headsets.
Adjusted the experience modifier
based on the number of completed transits.
I was talking to Apple about this.
I was DMing him and I was like,
dude, I was like, when you transit and get XP bonuses,
I was like, it should be a lot less transits for more XP.
So people will actually try to use transits to farm XP
rather than Labyrinth farming.
Because currently if you can survive 15 raids in a row
with transits without escaping,
you get a 5x XP multiplier on your last raid
and you can continuously hit it.
So if you get into 15 and you get a 20 Kaban kill,
it's worth 100K. You go to a new raid, 20K Boskill, 100K.
So you get a lot more XP from hitting transits,
and I'm assuming that's what it is.
Cause I sent Apple like a lengthy message about this,
and they probably considered it.
Fixed the incorrect headshot damage registration
when a player was crouching and leaning to the left.
Interesting.
Incorrect use of currency stacks,
fixed achievements not being granted during raids
and completion conditions were met.
I'm assuming this is the new one for like,
they're already here, whatever it's called
in the power station,
cause I didn't get the achievement
and a sun called star or whatever,
star called sun.
Ex-PMC inventory items play during raids
when items receive rewards from BTR.
Oh, they waited for me to finish it out this nice.
You say incorrect behavior of ability for features
and sorting off from flea market fix.
You want to know something I deemed Apple about this too.
When you go to the flea market
and you go to an item and I right click an item,
let's say H202 and I click required search.
By default, it has excluding barter options,
which the only reason I would ever click required search
is if I'm looking for the item to be used in a barter.
It's literally the entire purpose of the fucking click.
So I'm assuming they got rid of that
because I sent them a long fucking DM about that.
Fix the currency being credited to a lot currency stack when selling items to traders.
Fix the need to re-enter placement zones tasks.
Multiple associated item placements.
That's like when you'd have to walk in and out while planting your water ball or your MRE,
or like you'd have to go into your inventory.
Fix the cases where movement sounds of other players or bots are muted in third-person view.
That's probably like the spawn thing we keep having on shoreline.
Fix the errors in several story tasks notes.
improved the sound positioning system across all locations. We'll see about that.
Fix the incorrect grenade impact sound, and then throwing grenades through sound portals.
I'm going to say that's like doorways in chat. Transition zones between outdoor and door areas.
Yeah. Fix an in... wait, fix an issue causing bots to disappear. Okay, PBD, you don't care.
Fix an incorrect bot behavior during the armory assault on terminal.
Okay, I think you can't sit inside the room anymore. I think they fixed people
cheesing them from the room, unless they mean that's what that
meant because they would not push in there.
Fix the incorrect behavior of Caban and Taguila when fighting
players in certain areas.
Is this them wallbanging you or what?
Fix the incorrect bot vision distance, calculations during
fog, multiple issues with collision, vaulting, shadows,
and culling across all locations.
Fix the hotkeys getting reset on item place and specials after death. I don't even know what that is.
Fix the cases where the player character model was missing on the overview screen.
Fix some causes of flying bots. Play the clip. Somebody find it. The lighthouse clip.
A fucking rogue flew on top of me in the air.
Fix the incorrect reload animation for the PN pistol with a sight rail installed.
Just the most obscure thing nobody's ever heard of.
Snuck that one in.
Fix the missing trader animation when visiting them in certain cases.
What's that, the strangest?
Is that the clip?
Yeah, I've experienced the flying bot.
I mean, those patch notes are pretty good.
So, young and up until in bangs, stuff a bit you in danger, in danger.
Oh, yeah, let me look up the M10 sass.
Nothing insane on my screen making sure making sure they added this to the game with the update
I did a new gun. Burdai will be killing me with this. What type of bullet does this shoot?
Is it like same thing as like like SR and whatnot in G28? I mean, the mag looks the same.
I'm trying to strange this. I mean, dude, those patch notes like pretty fucking good
to be fair. And we got the new event. I'm assuming again, we'll just be on max traders.
Game down? Yeah. I just didn't feel like quitting. I'm gonna keep playing.
Yeah, I'm assuming it's gonna be like max BK or something.
It's gonna be right here. Fuck skier. Not helping that guy. I'm on the BTR side.
Let it parade. Yeah, let me do it real quick. I got my Vogs. Okay, that's right. I'm gonna get an error.
I mean, dude, looks like a solid update, couple actual, like, useful quality of life UI updates.
I'm not. I was just in my menus in the game when done.
Got a two segment. It might be a six hour terraria segment or something.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. Six hours is a lot, man.
Gotta stay on, though.
Mechabong for six hours is fucking twisted like my brain would melt
Nah, I don't like arena
We got to play some like cheese game that I can play in a tiny little window in the middle of my screen
You can play on the updates live probably yeah for a bit
I wait for the update to get live play another like fucking couple hours
Uncreators don't shoot. Hey, don't shoot. You run vanilla threat. Dude, I was doing a,
I was doing a playthrough. And my world got corrupted because I had this issue with my
Ram timings were like off or something my PC kept shutting off and it corrupted my fucking world but
I stole my character so I don't know do I want to start a new character on a new world or
do I just want to play on my old character on a new world
Well, I got the like hard mode and that's when it fucked up. I haven't fought any of
mechanical bosses. The menu is from Proceed 6. Server's down six fucking hours, man.
Yeah, it's all on Miami. Like every time you go into a menu and back out, it like changes the
mask from the game. It's kind of cool. I actually like Hotline Miami a lot. I'm not even glazing.
I was saying it was like one of the first games I actually like grinded every achievement on.
Nah, I think it's cool.
I mean, in dailies, I just don't play arena, man, I still logged into the game. I just
haven't closed it. We're just reading the potchats. I'm just reading chat for a bit
before you to figure out what to do.
Risk of Rain 2.
Yeah, maybe I call up a wooly gaming and he coaches me on how to play Risk of Rain.
Is Risk of Rain 2 worth it?
But he was saying that the DLC was pretty good.
I don't know what's different.
What actually do you like my city show?
Let me screen hide and buy the fucking DLC
the game real quick. I don't install it. It's games like 2Gigs though. Install. Wait, you'll
see. Where's the button just to buy it all? Totally f***ing MIUI sucks. This buy risk
I'm removing the soundtrack. I do not give a fuck about the game soundtrack.
I'm removing the soundtrack. I don't give a fuck about the game soundtrack.
About the left to give.
Look at these fucking clowns defending the soundtrack.
The soundtrack.
The soundtrack.
Who's he fell off? Kind of. Add text. Okay, text. Waiting for part of patch.
I put this on the fucking top of the screen, so people aren't asking constantly.
Hey dude, what are you doing?
Hey dude, I'm blind, I only read Braille.
It's got a lot of them.
There's this game? Oh, okay.
What's a, what's like a smaller Razeagon brown?
We're going to have this windowed.
I think people start malding if I play like this the entire time.
I'm malding with our Gliss.
Single player.
Okay, what are- aw, are you fucking for real?
I gotta unlock the characters now.
Yeah, I saw Woolly playing some character that had like a sniper.
It just might be this guy.
I think this is what Wally was playing.
Expansions.
Hey, keep in mind, I'm fucking horrible at this game. I have no idea how to play it.
At least I'm alive.
Oh no, drop sword, it's based on the twitch category.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I should get the manually reload.
Wait, no you don't.
You're not aim straight down in this game.
You can't.
Hey, you can still get them.
Tracking round, hiding repoints, thousand percent damage.
Fire weapons are disabled for five seconds.
Oh, then if you miss clicky it's a way for the reload, let's see here.
fuck, my sense is so high
I
I say
of
Oh, I'm having fun.
Is it ever worth using us
Okay, we gotta get the trial run and it's okay if we lose.
for ever and it never ends
way you can't aim straight up either
What is this I mean damage is reduced
Wait, they added so many new items, I feel like I haven't seen any of these.
I just fight the boss and die if I have no items.
hold up, could have been of a problem
of
I need to hell with Threl.
Yeah the patch takes forever.
Can I change my ADS sensitivity?
Hmm, that may not be an option.
of
I think you said Rela, I try pressing R sometimes.
What is this?
of
of
I'm gonna die
Well, just consider my secondary skill, isn't that just my ADS?
Hey, it's useless.
It's useless.
I've been- dude, I'm on the worst run of all time.
I don't- I don't even think I've gotten a useful item yet.
Wait.
Wait.
You're right.
I can shoot twice.
Two twice.
Wait, not bad.
That wasn't worth.
This character is actually fun as fuck though.
I can't much like multitasking there is.
Oh, but if I hunt ADS, I have to, um, I reload.
He's low ki-ass.
I feel like the game has less crates.
Receive an instant heal at low health, consume on use.
I've played Ranger before.
Okay, let's take boss again.
Yeah, drops are so good.
I fucked it up twice
I did
of
the
Here's a man I need some like a life stealer something
But why can I shoot the second time I got cheese
of
one of the red two
of
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Dude, fuck those things!
What is this?
Am I taking this or no?
Yes or no?
A little flower, no.
Yeah, my trolliner does this game have half the grates it usually does.
This is because they're different to you.
load time? Oh wait that's not what I thought it was. Gingol on taking damage. Great.
What the fuck are these?
They're annoying man get them the fuck away from me
You're not the nice buddy.
of
I
There's a reason why I feel like there's way less crates in the game than there used to be.
Like there's way less items.
You get a delivery each stage.
It's a powerful item.
Equipment charge.
I don't even have equipment.
is that us?
I think maybe fuck yeah
Where's this thing that's a weak spot?
I got fucking one shot there.
Okay, honestly, not bad.
I know how the character works, which means the first stage should be so much better.
Surely.
Dude, I had a shield too, no?
I'm pretty sure I have a shield.
It's hull reported.
That's not fair.
Granted enemies here with any scour launch and take bonus damage
Interesting wait, so if I like mine myself in the air can I like
Can I like time it and like break my fall there's a mag there
The magazine is kind of good
Oh wait, and this is a... yeah, it's one of the Frenchers, I just picked my item and
I can clear this early, surely.
Wait, why can't I take it?
Oh, there's one here, too.
Oh, because one's a green and it's a gray.
Yeah, understood, understood.
I've seen the gamble shrine, it fucked me last time.
I'm just fucking I don't know the timing for it there has to be a way to do it.
Let me learn let me learn.
I'm trying to like.
learn how to catch myself. Love that item. What was that again? That's when it gives me
like HP and I'm low right? It's like if I wasn't a chud I can like jump off this. That didn't work at all.
What's this?
What's this?
of
What is this doing?
It's like taking my money.
What?
Oh, one HP here.
I'm actually fucked, man. I'm stuck, dude.
Wait, what was the point in that shrine?
What the fuck did that even do?
It steals my money and it kills me.
I got mugged and then shot.
Hey, what is this?
This is cool.
Haven't seen this before
Don't know I like about this character you could just see like anything somewhere and then just like kill it
And it just gives you wall-hacks
of
of
I mean, they're just waiting for Tarkov up there, with an AWP and back on.
of
They are on build at mid and speed and jump higher at 25% or higher.
Jump to this charge.
Wire.
I see it, the mag.
Oh, yeah, I didn't let me shoot twice.
Five's herbs manager, yeah
of
of
the
death
of
the
See, the same color as the mob.
Oops.
I didn't work as well as the last time.
I don't know what any of this does.
And a small temporary barrier when the skill comes off cooldown.
When damage is reduced.
Can we stop?
Oh god tier rail gun item they go to the portal or fight the boss take portal
I don't talk up now or should I wait until the morning hello I mean you just download
Yeah, I'm so stay on
I'll be playing the update when it goes live.
What is this?
Well, how did I hit the item on the back side below?
That's where you're
I feel like I'm getting really bad items, again.
of
those
Okay, well, maybe it's not too bad, but use that I don't even know what it does, I'll
play this game.
of
shilling bro
you actually get wallhacks
me if you actually a wallhack
I take the portal again.
I was not aware.
I
Was I gone
There's a coffee there.
So I increased attack speed at Moon's Feet.
Ooh.
This is... dude.
This kid's music.
Be sure to actually aid for every enemy nearby in that line, understood.
Alright.
of
three purchases on my blood my goal turns to experience way I fuck myself
There's my XP bar.
Yes, absolutely.
Hey, that's mine.
It's a DLC character, yeah.
Wait, if I get a level up, do my free purchases stack?
Is that an option?
I think I still got fucked, but...
Okay.
Nice Elden Ring Boss.
This guy's gonna fucking touch me.
I do no damage.
I do absolutely no damage.
Maybe, yeah.
No.
I didn't know how the fucking stage worked.
That was I supposed to know.
I'm assuming I have to hit all of these, right?
Now I don't have a double jump. I'm gonna fucking die, man. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
And the bright side it's kind of cool
How good is this?
Do I grab it?
now. I'm taking this.
That was...
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Up.
Let's go higher.
Oh, it's just a boss here.
That's cool.
Anyone shot me.
Okay, well, turns out, I don't think I'm ready for that.
Fucked off, I didn't mean to put it down.
Allless Adam, yeah.
He definitely didn't juke my fucking shot in one tap, man.
That run just wasn't meant to be.
Also I have $24.
the enemies up
have like one dollar sir
like uh... do bonus damage for each enemy killed
How long does that last? That sounds insane.
That's the thing that looks like a dash, but it's not.
That seems kind of nice on this character now, because if I shoot them low then I won't have to wait for another shot.
It's a pretty barrier when a skill comes off cooldown.
of
that I am for every character understood
Oh, there's an equipment thing.
Dude, this is the first one I'm seeing.
a healing soda machine.
of
of
of
of
the god item
All right, there's some nerd in chat.
What percent of the damage increases crowbar?
Okay, well, but it's like, it stacks a ton, right, so you just get a bunch of them.
Understood.
Understood. Dude, the new maps are so cool.
They actually look sweet.
Alright, let's try this.
Didn't work.
All right, let's try this didn't work
It's like icy down there
Yeah, we're just waiting for Tarkov to come back up and we'll play the update they're gonna do it then
You know the patch notes for Tarkov looked really good to be fair
That's what I didn't even got already.
This is just like make my boss harder.
So, I don't have energy to get this boss, man, straight ahead.
Damn, it's all sprinting, you gotta...
This game trips me out because you can't aim straight up.
It's like, I'll try to track something that's directly above me and I just bring
and breaks.
What is that?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
do I grab it yesterday? Yes.
gain access to a... that contains your void item, corrupts all rest of your keys.
Yeah dude, you have to get tasers and peanuts, you know, I don't...
I wear a gambling and then fighting boss.
the
where the fuck is this thing's weak spot
I don't get it, where's the weak spot?
It's fucking over, it's over!
How was I supposed to know?
I need my soda machine to be stopped.
of
Wait, there was a mag thing there, should have grabbed it.
You say lucky.
I'll give it out soon.
What does this do again?
What does this do?
I got a rushing key, again, access to a...
It contains a void item.
Do I know where that is?
Or no.
Play the enemies.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Terrible.
What is that?
Oh...
This fucking thing seems useless, by the way.
of
I don't know if you might think it's weird, this game is actually mentally frying me
because of how much I have to pay attention.
My Tarkov is such a... he just like falls asleep playing that.
This shit again.
And I missed.
It's fucking over.
It's over.
Stop.
I need a soda.
Dude, fuck me.
I missed the shot and it's just over.
I need to be careful when I use that shit.
You can't shoot for like 10 seconds after you miss your shot or use your R.
It's getting me killed.
I was like, it's second time I saw him.
,
they like it's the tower of poor
of
Oh, and since I didn't have enough, I didn't fill the thing, I only get to pick one instead of three.
That's all just happened.
please don't be the sort of mission I mean
And it's basically the soda machine.
of
,
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
the
killed himself
The fuck are those?
Yes or no?
High damage hits also create retortes over time, crops all...
Okay.
Wait.
Get item from my character.
Cause every hits a high damage.
It doesn't go off every time.
Maybe there's a cooldown.
All right, can I hit it?
When I walk off this and die.
And work.
So.
Eat my fruit.
of
You can use your mouse one to slow down while falling.
I didn't realize.
I mean maybe.
There's any patch from that, it'd be this one.
You guys range the path, can somebody paste the patch notes again?
They're actually pretty good.
Hey, what item did I get for killing the boss?
Oh, it was a little turret thing.
Yeah, I think Tiggs and Pinot's items are in.
Crick glasses, no?
Wait, my little sentry turrets follow me into the next game.
I was about to ask how much a crit does but the game just told me
My items seem pretty good this run
of
all right we try this again didn't work okay well it couldn't be worse
dude what is the timing doing throw it like as soon as I start falling
Oh no.
It's hitting the flying mobs on me while I'm low.
I mean nobody said this yet nobody's talked about pressing shift right away
Okay, I didn't work that time.
What does this elephant do?
He did massive armor for 5 seconds.
of
I see a new tech what the fuck's the boss was the red stuff
What a bossless stage
Right there
of the
in front of you
of guys
was like
was like back in my spawn
remark
There's no compass in this game, you guys are trolling.
Oh dude, you almost fucking killed me.
Isn't the mushroom like a stand still, y'all?
Wait, where the fuck is it? Oh, it's right there. Wait, there's no...
Oh, it's the little sparks. It's not red.
It's a little, like, flare things.
bink of that
bink of that
bink of that
bink of that
this this
this
of
or something.
I didn't mean to do that.
What the fuck is going on up there?
What is this?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, if I throw one of these and shoot myself in the air, I can shoot the ground and not
take damage.
Oh, but at the time I reload, you people are going to shoot again.
I see you know it you know this reminds me of like deep rock galactic like I'm at a really
good mechanics this game's mechanics are like surprisingly fucking good I don't know if it's
just the character or what but you can actually have some depth to it
I feel like I'm in an itemless game.
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
The scene doesn't take damage.
We have
Here
Why is this thing have so much fucking health?
Oh yeah, it's just like 10 of them, my god.
I was not aware.
What is this?
Chance on a hit to fire magma.
If I just almost killed myself or did something to hit me, what the fuck just happened to
me. I wonder if there's some stacks of my gasoline.
of
the
this item seems like ass
of
I'm not really just making me do double damage as long as it's on.
Oh, those already count as crits.
Hmm.
I need to, like, figure out where the fuck I'm trying to go.
Because I don't know.
There's the stuff.
Oh
Is it just a top a central elevator
No
of
I
Don't like a little higher
I ain't right not supposed to be in there
like is there a fucking way up there in the middle I took it
I can't do anything.
of
Wait, is this a chest?
What are you even talking about?
Big vault door in the southern lawn, though. I'm like, honor me.
Liar.
of
Yeah.
Oh, it's literally here. Dude, this is so hard to see. What? Why are people telling
have to go up. It's really on the ground.
I'm probably supposed to hide when it's doing that.
of
Thing almost killed me
of
one of his own
and it didn't take damage was a mess
guys, it's coming. The blob has come in.
play actually got fucking nuked
I
Play dude everything on this stage is so strong
Yo
I'm going to take my chances with the fucking blob, what is this?
Uh oh.
Yeah, don't go in there, of course.
of
the
one HP bad one
I got the fucking worm coming for me.
I have a heal.
Hmm
If you don't understand what is this upon large or need monster kill drop items
your god I had my cute I was using it we try different character go back on
railgunner. Operator. Hey, you guys told me to play character. I don't have this guy.
Why would I play this character?
We have one person spamming Bandit and nobody else is typing it.
Nah, he ain't that good.
This guy
Good mouth
By a pistol shot it deals 150 through 600 and ricochets on kill. Why is it random?
Command a drone to activate its special skill
dog what the fuck is this character
I got some movement to him.
for items where?
I don't understand what this character even does.
This character's a fucking chud character.
We're going back to Railgunner.
Why do all that when we can just shoot them?
Oh, if you're out you actually have to have both charges to do that.
So is it worth just doing boss off rip and then going for items after?
of
you giving no money for killing this in some hair to
this
Dude, I feel like there used to be 10 times human items in this game.
I feel like you'd walk around any corner and there's just like 10 chests.
They ran past one.
Oops.
My fault.
You're not talking about the little sentry turret that was right here.
You guys weren't calling this a chest, were you?
Oh, no, it's this.
of
death
of
death
heard of
We're doing no items, moon achievement. No, I just suck, man.
Even is this what what are these little things? Please give me more money
What what even hurts me is that
Oh
Do I take that do I turn live beetle guard for this?'
Wrinkle strikes always bleed enemies.
Oh, it's because of your character that's always hitting crits.
Wait, and then that?
Alright, I'm soon as good as fuck, too.
Okay, yeah, let me settle down. I'm gonna put myself to 1 HP and die.
play and then items dog piss because I already have like permablieb now understood understood
than his turn.
What?
Hey, there's also no point in doing that, cause I'm gonna shoot now.
of
They added a bunch of quality of life shit.
They're adding a new event that's going on that has something to do with the snow.
They added a new gun already.
the M10sass M1 fan?
Eileen's Soda Machine.
Wait, wait, wait, can I re-roll on this?
And then...
Wait...
And you can use that on any item though?
Or is it only other equipments?
Turn it from an item or equipment?
Uhhh...
Wait...
This item has to be so good!
Who do the voice thing?
Don't know what that means.
Don't know what that means.
Take these free ones.
What is this?
of
I
Had a few four now
of
those which one
circle or credit card
I
Said even not being a dealer. I feel like the reroll items matter
Let's put another recycler here
of
of
Fuck dude, I didn't mean to grab it.
Technically, we made it.
Another gold printer.
I don't take this one, because my item's really so good now.
Like, what the fuck is this?
The bonus damage breaks at low health.
Define low health.
If these guys are troll on this character, I may do that.
of
I'm gonna be getting no damage.
of
some
of
the
Hold additional equipment
Oh would it have re-rolled into another gold?
I didn't turn my credit card into another reforgerator.
Well, well, well.
Conditions disabled. Yeah, you do like get subs your bits. I'm Dennis off
One shot
He fucking take that shit
of any item and then just reroll it every time
and as long as the cooldown is up
My crumbler is good, you give me this.
Yo, Mard, bye, thank you bro, thank you, thank you, man.
counter any damage successful counters bless your next attack and train
doesn't even do
Is that just like an RNG passive item?
of
What is this guy?
He's fucking kidnapped me to him.
if
I could a 3D printer that's a bullshit item anyways can boss
and then
This thing just like drag everything get or something like that
That's an old item if I remember
of
the
the
church has back here
Another band what are the shurikens do I forgot they do
Let me see if the gold chest is like back here.
What is this?
As I go over here
They said from where I jumped off
Oh, I don't have the money.
Do I stay in the game and farm it or just go for boss?
I understood
It was like how much was it like 3,800 I think
I'm going to say, I'm sure.
Here's another one.
Take this upper re-roll, to be honest.
I mean, no, what does it do, re-roll?
I'm taking whatever this says. Chance to... okay, that's horrible.
I don't want things to need hooked into me.
of
This is the shit item, right? That's the one that bleeds on when I crit him.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
doesn't it pull the enemies to you though?
of
Take that.
Dude!
Stop kidnapping them!
They look like you can kidnap or drown, bro.
The shit's too funny.
What are the chances that Meat Hook can get me killed?
Like pulling a hard mob into the...
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
You guys are saying no like that and with shit man, I don't know what it does.
this character is too funny the fact that I can just hit stuff from here
Oh, I can only reroll at once though. Fuck.
I was waiting to hit it again. That would be so OP if I could do it twice.
Good. Good, good, good.
Dude it, whatever I have now is 10 times better than anything I had before.
Fucking soda machine.
What the fuck is this?
An anti-grade barrier on low health, I gotta.
I feel like I remember Wally saying that these items are good.
Mountain.
Isn't this life steal?
Yeah.
I don't even know if I want new equipment.
It'll do one per hit, so it's not going to lose character.
That's what you're saying.
Okay, I did not expect that.
What? I didn't click that. What does this do?
of
good
Was I not supposed to get up?
What is this shield? I have to pick up new items, I don't know what they do.
In most armor you have a shield and a shield breaks.
Interesting where the fuck's the boss altar?
Another it's like the one down low I
Like this one
of
of
This is to like meet the game now.
This doesn't like her.
Yeah.
Not good at all.
What do you do about that?
Doesn't look like much.
Stay in cover
Hide from it my entire screen is glowy
Your debt you didn't seem like there was much hiding going on there
Give me a job
Fuck we lost the run
I'm playing the only character in the game that actually feels good with no items.
of
of
I
Wish I went that coin
On the pod this right
What do you mean take something?
What is that?
Hey, you guys here gotta be joyed. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Well, odd item behind you.
You're not talking about this, right?
Cardinal directions facing this direction.
It's emitting smug.
Anything like this?
The lunar, the lunar thing?
I'm restarting.
You guys are in the run.
What what does this do that you guys are talking about?
You'll are a
I miss my fucking reforger. That's a nice item in the game
Hmm
No idea what that is.
I'm picking it up.
upgrades or items at the start of each stage.
But is that just like an infinite fucking reroller?
Like every single stage you go to your items are just randomized.
time
time
time
time
time
Wait, so when I take this, it's going to re-roll all my items and then like lock them
so they can't change or what is it?
So they're all randomized.
And now these items can't be changed.
I think you're getting a lazy with your hand.
Uh, I don't know.
Is it is it for like every item for the rest of the run
When are they considered like maxed out and they stop it's like if I have a gold item or like a red one
When they're red
Oh yeah, how is that item not good?
Cause you can just get it like a shit ton of good items, huh?
It grieves builds, but like it would just give you like better items on average, I guess.
I can see our grease builds, but it kinda sounds good.
Like yeah, if I pick up a crowbar and I want to keep this, it's just gonna turn into a
random green item next run.
I see.
of
the patches going on for I think three hours
But then like this item right the wake of vultures is like an early in scaling item now
that you'd want to get that early so I kind of got like a good one to start I don't know
How long, Alas, if it's like for the stage or uh...
the
new
of
of
I would just wait until the game goes live.
of
the
Usually when they do updates, it's like a bunch of nonsense, but this one actually looks
play it
what are my items re-rolling to?
I don't feel like I didn't re-roll everything
I don't feel like anything changed.
Oh wait, that item fucking sucks, then.
I thought it was like every deck, everything was getting upgraded.
interesting
dude
There's an alert and I missed it.
Holy fuck, yeah there was. Yeah there was. You know, Fragus, think of the raid, bro?
Oh, that went through so late, the raid alert. Thank you, bro. How's the stream going?
I'm trying to learn this game.
This character is actually really fun.
Okay, I'm not here.
Thank you, brother. Thank you, man.
Wait until you install mods. I don't like modding games until I'm like basically done with them.
Thank you, dude.
of
So if I wait if I just went through this up the start of the stage reply could have gotten that matter
I'm streaming 18 hours feel that man
Heal that. What does this model do? This skill comes off cooldown. I'd be like, like
even this wears off hailing, right?
Well, that's what an ass on this character.
Of course, yeah.
I'm just absolutely fucked now.
Oh, come on, dude, there's so many things.
Dude, this has to be the most fun character in the game for me.
When I played this game before and I die on a character, it's just your early game
It feels so bad to go back to but this character just feels good off for it
Yeah
I guess gonna get like a like better build you and also I was kind of missing I'll be honest
I died on pod. Yeah, were you guys trolling the whole time or what the fuck was that?
Is that some like new player troll you guys all tell them to pick it up so they die when they go half-elf?
What?
They were trying to kill you, Hintcher-Stan, next time you guys need help. I know what I'm doing.
Yeah, make sure you do the Tarkov story. You don't give proper the case and then go survivor ending
A fun reset near profile, buddy
is this item even good I don't feel like it even makes you shoot that much faster
okay maybe does it's like random it's really not that good
Every time I aim and I shoot and I on ADS I have to hit the skill check so I can shoot
again just if I fuck it up then I have to wait for the whole bar to go so it just allows
you to shoot faster
Yeah, I'd say I probably like this game more than Megabon just because there's like actual
mechanics to it.
of
the entire lobby waiting for the game to come up
of the
of
the
What?
Why they taking the elevator?
Oh yeah, if I can just double jump now.
I gotta remember I pick up little items like that and I forget that I can actually use them like...
I just go in between runs and forget that I have them now.
I see it.
Rip it twice back to back. Oh, I can.
They're working less.
Healing drone.
And then I can just rip this over and over now.
I'm gonna get one topped, I'm gonna get one topped.
Where's my fucking healing drone, man?
He'll be.
The actual default is reaching us
of
the little gambling
Why is there so many of these?
No fucking way it spawns on top of me, little bastard.
I thought I was in the clear, I was like, I got a healing drone, I just picked up two
two healing items, I'm good.
That's kind of fucked up now.
Oh, where's one camp in the pond?
Yeah, the new update, the passions actually look really good.
Like actual couple relevant bug fixes
What is this what is this $60
Yeah, I'm just waiting for the game to come up and then we're gonna be checking off the new patch
I'm excited to see what the event is
I'm glad I got back to end game and like max traders before they did the event if I like just prestige
These blue wave frag is just for siege now.
He's gonna be poor as fuck.
I see... okay.
Attack speed or boss damage. What's better?
On this character.
Oh dude, this one's so good.
Boss damage with it's it just boss damage over everything in this game
Hmm coffee
We're waiting for the game to come up, what am I supposed to do?
It's the high ground item, right?
Hello?
What if I take this up and I just hit anyone one there wait after I said a crit
France critical strike chance and damage okay well the damage is worth oh
boys do we spam it do we just rip this thing four times
Wait, does this thing break or should I just get every item on the stage and try to put
it in there?
And there's an attack speed one.
Dude.
I like the most fired per stage
Yeah, I've been picking them up.
Alright, are we 1-hitting Vossathar?
Please don't mess, please don't mess.
Yeah, we are.
Oh is there? I'll check that out after the scan.
Oh, what is that twitch name?
I hear the rain, bruh.
Thank you, thank you, man.
that's
of
These items look like some piss.
When people are trying to do good runs on that sample, they legitimately leave shit
like this and not grab any of those.
if there was bad items for people leave them or do they just kind of grab everything?
I need the money.
I gotta figure out how the scrapper shit works.
This is basically just break down bad items in the scrap and then every time you find
one of those like duplicators or whatever they're called it just like takes that
Scrap items you always get a thing you want without wasting good items
Okay, that makes sense
I'm a gambling man. I'm a gambling man
I don't know if I'd see one of those rusted boxes yet
Jesus man. Why am I out of nowhere? Oh yeah, I can't shoot for a sec. I forgot.
I have so much money now.
Back to the slot machine.
Did I pick up our crits?
Wait, so that item is like really good on every character except for this one now.
This is the like, well maybe only character with like guaranteed crits.
Dude.
Chance to kill drop ammo if I have to reset skill cooldowns.
I don't feel like I have much skills outside of my AR.
I don't know if I got multiple charges on that, if I could rip that back to back.
Reminds, my Filipos come up so fast.
All right, what are these?
This is your tasking for every enemy in the ally.
I guess that's not that bad.
Oh, they didn't die in for like three or four hours.
They're coming up in what?
It's in an hour and a half or two and a half
They're doing an update that's why we're just waiting for it to come back up so you can off on
Do an off yeah
Bragg is rated man. He said that Tony rated them
of
of
2
of these called the armor piercing rounds.
I think I wanted to like duplicate her things off of her up and just turn to all my items
I know them.
Can't see them.
I'm getting harassed on the teleporter.
Nah, it was a six hour downtime total.
Wait, do we think I'm done fast enough to get this item?
of
a commissive
saw here where is it where is it
and then you have to know where the spawn is, oh it's a lockbox, this is my first time
I've ever had a key in one of these are uh...
any damage successful cameras bless your next attack and turn on your I don't
think I have any on the fox
of
some of us should stay in the
Dude, I fucking hate these things.
They're so hard to kill on this character.
What's this?
Ray Buzzing Saw.
That has to be shit.
I take this back.
and
mega bonkers more just like min maxing item pickups in this game is more um
seems like has actual mechanics behind it
in terms of like gameplay.
I'm gonna die to the fucking rat, man.
Oh, I'm getting spat on. That's what's killing me.
Yeah, the Mega Monk is still kind of hard.
It's really just hiding mobs around.
I do have one hurt, yeah.
Oh, where's my boss thing?
It might be middle mob.
I don't see it.
I should have thought it was over here.
These things will actually kill you.
Alright, hopefully we get another boss one up.
5
I like no survivability bro little fucking guy
Oh, I fucking mistimed it. It's a short window. Fuck, dude. I didn't know how short the window
was. I trolled. I thought I could just hit it and walk into him. Fuck. Wait, if I use
my item like the counter item that I picked up my equipment and I timed it right would
I live that?
It's like the item it's like you can counter attack and then it like blesses your next
attack. I'm confused.
I haven't seen this all while.
the
Okay, so we have two piss items already.
That's just half of it, man.
He's just gonna say by how much to is this a percentage
Well people are saying it's only oh that's not what I thought it was people said it's only one
damage per shot or like one HP.
Oh, this is nice.
8 health burger on the side, gotcha.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If I just shoot my left, like the 1, 3, 4 hit the ground, does it save me?
I don't have to like, spam that.
I didn't know it was a timing thing.
I thought it was like a stand thing.
What is that?
What is happening to me?
of
of the
8th time there's 2 drops on the category it's like crazy.
of the
portal
No, I ain't chud salamander.
Oh, dude, I wish I told me what these things did.
What are we thinking?
Three items?
Isn't this fucking scrap?
These are just piss now. I don't know what this is.
We need a risk of rain expert on what this item does.
Ping it.
I'm gonna ping it.
Whurfing the core.
It's a fucking beetle buddy fuck that. What is this? I have two options.
I'm finding out what this does.
You dream of sand beneath your feet.
So now I leave it's just desert map.
What is this? Do I see it?
What is this?
I think I've done this thing that you're talking about all the way down
Isn't there like an unlock down there? I played the game a long time ago
Yeah, they've already done that I have like some of the OG characters unlocked. Okay, so this how works
Yo, risk your raindrops need to make more games with characters like this.
If you've played it, this character is actually so fun.
Yeah, but I've played all the original characters and they all blow.
What's the deal with this shit again?
I feel like I killed the mob that's like...
I'm gonna die.
I don't know how this works.
which town you should have
Okay, my bad
I got to kill these things fast what is that I
Need to choose what I want that soda. Oh, they make up for like an hour to I'm just waiting for it
I still have this scrap.
Is that a grab or a death grab?
Yes, blockback source of damage corrupts all tougher times.
What is tougher times?
Is that like another item?
Wally showed me how to open this at some point. I forgot what it was. Listen to unlock those
banned items that I had for the high damage. I very little like push one of these pots
on a pressure player.
Oh my fucking god!
It's fucking doomed. It's doomed. I'm dead as fuck
What do I do? I'm just gonna fucking her up. I need to be careful picking up the mountain bonus
And it's power to
I feel like this item is good.
It seems like one of the better defensive items that I've been picking out.
Be a little fucker.
I kinda wanna do this again, I don't.
Yeah, I think you just time it right as you hit the ground.
life of a little lizard with a red square on them.
every dollar I own drained.
come on bro
You fucker.
It's so close.
If I wait, will I get more mobs?
No get fucked, fuck you, badda.
Please.
There's no way.
There's no fucking way.
Throw me a bone, man.
No, no, no, no, don't make it sound like something happened.
me a bone. Give me like 2 more mobs. Um, let me just kill myself with ball damage. Dude,
This happened to me the last time I'm dead. I'm dead.
What the fuck, man? Oh god.
Oh, he has a fucking sniper kit. I didn't realize. Nice.
He can fucking snipe you. Here's a giant sword. I thought it would melee me.
of
No federal agents in this shot.
Yeah it is.
First waiting for the dark outpatch to come up.
Hey, what does it mean I can like activate the items though? Oh, it doesn't matter.
We're taking this it's stage one. This shit's easy. Nothing bad's ever happened on stage one.
of
the one I just did what about it though it's just any time you buy something off
of one of those you have money back
oh like I can go okay okay I see you're saying like I can buy all three options
okay okay okay I understand I understand
that makes the item way better than I thought it was.
of
that
that we're not done
I
This time I'm not charging up my fucking arm this thing
Because I feel like I'm just like not killing it with a
And then I can't shoot back
get less than learn to shoot a minute stun locks on perfect
this is slow guy like that guy I'm taking this
also I guess I saw another shop somewhere
Oh, we're going through.
Other games out in Tarkov just down for an update, the only time we ever play anything.
What's going on in here?
I need to see the meat in vial, so if I have these items I can like unlock them.
I
This is like an RNG check
I
Stop missing my attacks
What is the point in this whole area?
Yeah.
There's this little poison raft, you fuck those things.
of
the
of
the
death
of
death
of
What is healing it?
that's like a risk ring to
Okay, is this the stage I died on, though like, well I died on every fucking stage.
Is this like the run past the boss stage?
No it's not.
What is this guy?
the shurikens and the other thing actually kind of give me a good strategy for my light
weapon
I'm so poor
What is happening
I mean use it I think it's just like it's like a passive
Oh, really?
Okay, I won't.
All right.
I know!
Oh, wait, we'll cover more.
I'm just shoving off the map, no.
I always shoot my own eagle, you confuse this man.
of
the
No, I mean, I played the first playtest I thought it was cool, but I have no idea.
It was only Valley and Farm when I played it.
I haven't played most of the maps or seen other meta-changed.
Maybe I'll like it almost everything on this stage.
I didn't realize the mines work like this when you walk out of the distance of it, it'll
always still hit you.
The
way it distracted me. That's just how it
b-
The Shuriken fired, but I thought it was the
shot my actual gun but it's delayed.
I guess you're a sled jammer in game.
Which you can use to get the, uh, like tear down the wall for your jump.
How much is it? 3,327.
of
the
death
of
death
of
They need a little bit more money.
Is it 3,300 something?
I don't know what it is about this map, I feel like there's only so many mobs on it, which is good.
Soon. Should be soon.
I almost have enough one more mob to be sure
something good, please something good. What is this alien head? Reduce his cooldown of
your skills how much
what does this say
Somebody said I was supposed to like walk up to one of these mushrooms
Dude, did I just get that last run on this stage and then everyone's like yeah, the shit item don't grab it on your character
Hey, listen
of
the
Sticky bomb.
this is not the same run where I had the Scrap, oh no you can't miss it, okay, why all the
controversy?
Yeah, I don't know if there's controversy yet. I just think I'm like really toxic so people don't like man a lot of the time
Second smile all these right
You know, I think you're like
You can't ever get an item probably not
If I just did what I did this wipe and I don't get one, probably no.
I mean, I've been on a streak like the past three wipes.
I have these things to actually kill man.
I didn't mean to do that.
Did not mean to do the...
Where's the boss?
Where's the boss?
This map has lava.
How many maps are there in this game now?
There's so many.
I'm like non-stop seeing new maps.
The money shrine, of course.
I almost just got a fucking one shot by something.
No!
I just got saved by the fucking teddy bear.
Oh my, dude. I don't even know what's killing me all this age. I'm just dying.
Is it this little fucking guy?
Second idea who knows.
I'm pretty sure I killed myself.
The mobs will not die.
I think the game is ramping up a little bit.
but it's not this hard on the last stage
He wants the hardest part, I've seen anything I'm fighting right now.
of
Oh
God
Please stop
Stop oh my fucking God help help me
If I die and I see a picture of that little yellow baby...
What happened to these guys in the guillotine or whatever?
Yeah, I might just take the fucking portal.
It's getting pretty bad.
Oh, I've done this before.
This is like you activate some of the things.
They can run around and activate in some of these totems.
I
She does fucking babies man
Oh, you activate any of them. I thought it was like the green ones.
They changed the game or am I trolling?
Oh they turn green when you pay for them, that's what it is.
Immuner. How come?
Why is he immune?
Still immune.
of
of
tough
I didn't hit this one, how am I being dead?
No, that's why I'm being dead.
of
We're still one somewhere.
Oh, it's right next to him.
He's so low, bro.
Just let me kill him.
Did you just stop doing damage to shit at a certain point in this game?
Good, we went from two hit mows to, uh, yeah.
of
this the boss thing that's a serious
but should I stay on the stage and farm or should I just like the lead
That's a stair.
Can I just, like, do this?
I might have been trolled.
If these things actually fucking hurt, yeah.
I think I'm going to get a little bit of damage from this.
Wait, is that MY giant thing? Oh it is. I was like, why is it not taking damage a shot like a few times?
That's rescuing.
Yeah, well that's like a twitch sliding thing on a, like, parkour.
Oh, I should leave to check it out.
if
they have a really,
of
the server area and was lost on
Oh, he's coming.
of
of
What is this?
I think we just want to hit the same area.
Didn't do anything.
Yeah.
Hey, what are these mobs?
It's getting closer.
that again she might have just killed myself to win that
I don't know if I should back up on that hour.
How do I- I can't dead.
I don't know damage.
Yeah.
Let me look at the website clothing real quick.
from Tarkov's.
Is it expansions?
Tarkov?
A P-roll?
Dude.
Oh, we're gonna just play Capturey.
This kinda looks cool.
This one? Let's see the bears. And they still look like shit. Unlucky dude. Dude imagine
picking bear in every clothing item you get is just ass for like eight years straight.
an absolute bummer it is to be a bear
she's not shit's so bad
well I have to piss real quick I'll be back in a second I gotta feed my cat too
Okay, for some reason I have to piss forever.
Okay, I'm back.
Does everyone want to link patch notes again?
Is the gifty back on, is it?
I mean, I think you can launch the game, but like you can't do anything like you can't cure a raid
Let me pause this game and run. Fuck that lad. Arena is live. Okay, I'm not playing that
The patch notes are pretty good to say improvements to matchmaking, so they should be faster.
Reduce rate queue times, improve feedback and interface transparency during raid, which
is good.
And then just some random nonsense about the matching.
Um, and wait, what was this before?
not have access to expanded information explain how settings work did they
update the website I didn't read this the last time I looked at it I think I think
this was like added I don't remember reading that at the start but they added
a new gun and 110 sass which apparently people are saying it's like an SR
condo but they need an outdoor trader interaction scenes to win air so there's
There's just like probably snow on the agar's screen and whatnot.
Gold squad ends.
This is the clothing we just looked at on the other top.
New equipment items for the winter season.
I wonder if they added like white armor and shit if that's what they're saying.
Like camo versions of the clothing.
I did new streamer items so peanut and tig's probably got their items added.
And then they said that you actually have to like get them for cap now so if you're
on collector you gotta fuck.
You gotta find two new items.
The new in-game event, new game event, Kolotun, a lotum,
starts with this update,
puts up access to a theme task chain
with in-game rewards, unique achievement,
granted for completion, which is usually how they work.
The event is able both PVP and PvE.
PvE players jumping up and down.
Balance changes are just the test drive, task line objectives.
So I'm assuming test drive either got easier
they updated like six to be multiple maps because I think six and five weren't multiple maps
but I'm curious to see what this is because we haven't finished
added the new streamer item requirements to the collector tasks really said
added to the task forester's duty was that like the kill 30 scabs anywhere quest or something
like that and just so the restrictions related to headwear compatibility with masks and headsets
it's probably like yeah when you're doing respirator for decontamination service you
You couldn't wear it with headphones for some reason they could use ear buds
I think they changed it because some master is fucked up for the reason
This is the experience modifier based on the number completed
transitions, so I'm on I'm actually let me change this game is fucking audio. It's loud
I was talking to Apple about this I wonder if it's what I was talking to him about I sent him like a paragraph about XP
And I was like, you know, like the way that you're at the level on labyrinth is like basically like you have to run five stacks or it's super inefficient.
And I was like, you should either like, like bosses on other maps either need to be increased or like the transition.
I like the, yeah, the transits need to be like increased. So how transits work is every time you take one, every consecutive transit you take the next raid nets you a little bit more XP.
XP. So if it's like, if you take like five raids, it's like 1.5 or something along those lines, right?
And then when you get to 15 transits in a row without dying, you get a 5x experience multiplier
every single raid. It's not for all the previous raids, but for now on. So if you
were on a 15 streak, walked into streets, killed you on for 20k, you get 100,000 XP.
You go to the next map, you killed Goons, 20k, another 100,000 XP. So like, the system's
really cool because it makes people go into raids with like shit tons of ammo shit tons of meds
like food water stems everything but 15 is too many like you're going to get hacked on by the time
you play 15 raids or like ratted by somebody there's there's no chance you rip 15 in a row full kit
so i was telling him i was like this system is like really fucking good and it can make end
game crazy for xp farmers but i was like it cannot be 15 so i was i was trying to persuade him
That would be like, you know, we should like lower it or change something so if this is what that is
That's huge because I haven't heard anybody talking about this shit other than like the one-time digs try to do it
Fix the incorrect headshot damage registration of the player was crouched and leaning to the left
I don't even know what this is which I'm surprised
Fix the incorrect use of currency stacks that had previously been locked by the player when purchasing PMC customization sets from ragman
Fixed achievements not being granted during raid completion. So one of the new
achievements for the... what was it? They're already here or something? It's like the
cultist quest line where you go to power station. You're supposed to get a secret
achievement for doing something, but it's bugged for half the players. One of
the old events, it's like that bonfire achievement, was bugged for players. And
then the Sun Star called Sun or whatever it is, the cultist won the
rocket launcher. That's bugged too. All three of those achievements were bugged
for me and I couldn't get them. So like I did the secret achievement, didn't
get it. I did the cultist with the rocket launcher, didn't get it. I did it like five
times too. Yeah, so that was bugged for everybody apparently it's fixed. Fix the PMC inventory
and display during raids when items are received as rewards from BTR. So if you do BTR quest
line you get a reward, it's like invisible and you can't move it, drop it at anything
and you can't put items in the cell. Incorrect behavior of availability filters and sorting
offers on the flea market.
So I think this is like, when you right click an item,
third person is like saying from other people's perspectives.
Pixel and correct behavior of the place.
That's like if I go to an item, like let's say I have H202,
right?
And H202 is used for like a key tool barter.
And I click required search on it.
The flea market by default clicks excluding barter
options, which the only point you would ever click required search is to use the item in
a barter so it doesn't make any fucking sense. So I think that's what that changes, which
is another thing I like DM'd Apple like a couple, couple lines about I was like, this
literally doesn't make sense. It's like, it's the entire point. It's a currency being
credited to a lot currency stack and selling items to traders. I don't know what that
means. We just need to reenter placement zones for tasks. This is like, whenever
you play woods and you have to pick down a water bottle and an MRE and you have to like
go into your inventory to like reset the plant timer or you have to like walk out of the area
and walk back. You can now just like plant them back to back supposedly. It's the cases
where movement sounds to other players and bots are muted in the third person via.
Wait, the fucking description of this is like confusing. Yeah, I don't know what
this man's because like I think the way I think it's it's saying it is like let's
say I shoot a gun and on my end it sounds a certain way but from everyone else's
POV it sounds entirely different so why if this is saying like for the person
when they're walking they make sound but for you it doesn't because I did do
literally sprint on top of me no audio earlier like really bad on what's in
open. Fix errors, several story task notes. I haven't had any problems with
having to hear about them. Proof sound positioning, we'll see. Fix incorrect
grenade impact sound when handling throwing grenades through sound
portals, which is like if somebody's standing outside of a door and they
throw it in your building or like it bounces on the other side of something
it'll be like full muffled. It's like sometimes somebody like I did this on
grounds or the other day where I'm running up the metal stairs in a
capital building, which is like the the jail building. I'm on the metal escalator and a
guy is throwing the grenade from the left up top and he hits the ceiling above me, but
like right above, there's like a cutout that leads to a balcony. He hits the top of it.
So my audio is muffled and then I can't tell if the grenade lands on top of my head because
it only put a sound on the first impact. So then I didn't react and just died. I'm
pretty sure that's what it's talking about is when things are outside of your occlusion
zone.
It's an issue causing bots to disappear and PDE and nobody fucking cares.
It's the incorrect bot behavior during the Armory Assault.
If you've watched anybody play Terminal, everyone goes in the Armory, loots a locker, and then
just like cheeses them from the inside because they can't push inside.
So I think when you're doing Terminal, Black Division will just walk in the room and
kill you now.
So you actually have to like play the fucking game.
Fixed incorrect behavior of Cabana and Tagila when fighting players in certain areas.
I don't know what this means, but I'm assuming it's when Cabana just randomly wallbangs you
through the entire map, and like he aggro's all the guards.
I'm hoping that's what that means, but.
Oh, I guess Tagila does that too.
I don't know if this has to do with like their guards and regular AI, because like
even sometimes Tagila shoots you and every AI on the map tries to like start wallbanging
you.
The bond's been pushing, he's walking people down.
Fix the incorrect bot vision distance, calculations during fog, we were the other day when me
and Gio were playing Lighthouse and there's a rogue on building 2 and I was like, he can't
see me from here and I hit him and he fucking gels me and kills me.
So maybe they don't see you as far now.
Fix multiple issues with collision, vaulting shadows and calling across all locations,
It's explanatory, you fix the hotkeys getting reset
with items waste, I've never had this.
Fixed cases where player model was missing
on the overview screen, which is just like the spinning circle.
Some cases of flying bots, do we have a clip again?
I have a clip of a flying bot on my house.
One of the rogues just like flew in the air above me.
It just started levitating above me
and I think he tried to nade me.
And dude look at look at how like all these patch notes are like very universal like useful in every read
And then there's this this fucking cheese-ass patch note fixed incorrect reload animation for the PN pistol with a site rail
installed who the fuck has ever used a site rail on a PM pistol
Like even if there's a bug you just deserve to die if you're running that got the site rail
Like who's putting red dots on that?
Fix the missing trader animations when visiting them in certain cases.
If you're using a PM, you need to be shot.
Yeah, like Cabon has one ever.
The only instance I could ever see that happening is Cabon having one.
Yeah, like, you know, like, you know when the wipe happened and they're like, they didn't
drop patch notes?
I think it's because you people don't want to see this.
Like, when you, when you see something this specific that like nobody will ever like
experience, I feel like these don't make it into the front line.
But overall, all these are really good.
I mean we got an event, we got new clothing, we got new guns.
So this is our first like content drop since 1.0 and it's not going to wipe for it, which
is really cool because if the M10 is just in the game off the traders, as soon as the
patch goes live we're running the new gun.
So this is the same thing where like when they drop DLCs for the game and it doesn't
And you just go straight into a new map fully kitted new guns and shit. It's gonna be fucking sweet
There's a quest for it. Did it say that?
Either way gonna be cool definitely gonna go for it
Yeah, a quest line that's still a lot of people complain about
I'm wondering if they're gonna adjust test drive one or two
I don't think one's bad at all, but everybody in chat cries about one all the time
So maybe they adjust this like either the scope you can use because I think the main problem is early wipe
You die with your fucking Schmidt bender or whatever it's called
And you can't get another one for like many levels like you can't buy skips on the plate for a while
So it might be adjusted to just like any 30 millimeter scope
Yeah, that's like everyone's biggest issue
issue. And then like the SR2 quest is, I don't know, I think the SR2 one's by far the hardest.
That kind of stinks. Can't you barter it? I have no idea. I have the best luck in the
world when it comes to test drive 1. I think I have like, I have one life to like every
patch. I was on a generational streak on test drive 3 too. I one life, I'll 20 kills,
prestigious in a round then I died once on the third one so I was like I got like 60 kills to one
death and it's only because you don't have to play lighthouse like customs makes that shit so easy
if you're not playing customs you're trolling but like all the map adjustments I didn't think
they were gonna update that fuss again because like test drive one I don't think so hard but I
can see them changing the scope maybe test drive two you can do interchange which is
like a low level player map. You do Ground Zero, which is a straight PVP map. It's like the best option.
And then Streets, which I wouldn't use it on Streets. Three can do Customs. Four you can do
Interchange. Five's easy. Six is easy. Yeah, Tiggs was the first. Nikita posted on Twitter.
I like that Nikita's like crediting people when they're like doing the first things.
Like when Tiggs does it now everyone knows for sure Tiggs did it first and then when I did my post on prestige six
He quoted it to in battle save reposted it. So I knew I was the first of that
But very cool
How much like to the patch it's 45 minutes as long as there's no delay and I kind of doubt there would be I
I don't know. Yeah, the first savior ending shit is like, I don't think anyone thinks
that guy is legit. But I mean, if there's nothing they can prove that I mean, they're
just gonna credit him. Like I literally had like five times better stats than like every
single like well-known best sweat player in the game. That shit was unreal. Yeah,
just never does. Are you doing a 24 hour stream? No, but I'll definitely be playing
the patch for a couple hours.
Just as XP from Transits down or up, I would assume up. Yeah, whenever the
stream's over or it takes, you'll have to save your dog tag and labrath. I don't
I don't know if I've seen anyone that's done a finisher yet in my rids.
Yeah, do you have Christmas now, Desmond, dude, what are you asking?
It's the fucking 24th, man.
I'm just sort of like a really late schedule.
I'm like Grinch.
For us, it's the 24th.
Yeah, it's the 24th here too.
He's got a splint.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
Hey, you guys, all the new follows too.
Appreciate it, guys.
The streams, the past like three days,
I mean, not even just the past three days.
Just in general, been fucking bangers.
Basically since Wipe.
Every stream since Wipe's been a fucking banger.
Like 6 a.m. right now, patching until 7.
Yeah, the patch hits at 4 AM for me, and I'm probably going to do like maybe 2-3 hours on it.
I just want to like play the event and see the patch and like go through the menus and everything.
And also, I'm two quests off finishing BTR quest line for Savior Ending, so I want to finish my BTR
quest. I hope Christmas Tree is back. Yeah, so you can craft your vectors.
I hope Santa's back so I can accidentally hit him and lose all my karma.
If I kill Santa and lose karma and then can't do saver ending because of it, I'll be upset.
How many hours the game opens in like 40 minutes?
Yep, they said that they're needed for collectors, so good luck.
Yeah, I gotta look for peanuts fucking nut sack as a streamer item.
last item is going to be the nut sack. The thing is too with collector items being new,
we don't know for sure what the best way to farm them yet is. Clothing items are always
the worst items to farm. So having a farm-added clothing item kind of stinks. But I'm assuming
Tiggs's items are just going to be in med spawns. Yeah. I mean, I doubt like peanut
quote-unquote like quit Tarkov. He's probably just playing Arc Raiders because his channel
is going fucking insane on it. You probably still play the game every once in a while.
the
the items the ad streamer items on a
alley heard about the reason,
you know it's
on scabs and cult circles. What, clothing items?
What is yours? I'll probably never get one, bro.
What even is takes a new item.
It's like an in-game splint.
It's a new splint item.
It's called the Tough Splint.
I'm not family friendly enough.
I've called too many people retarded and too many people terrorists.
I think I'm off limits.
Bad for the brand, yeah.
I don't know.
What do you think the terminal armory behavior fixes?
fixes. If you've watched anybody clear terminal yet, everyone grabs their kit from the armory,
and then they sit inside of the armory because it's bugged and the AI can't push into it because
it's the same thing that happens on some other maps. It's like this happens on Labyrinth 2,
where when you leave the respawn room, like you know how you pick up your key in your
Labyrinth spawn? Any door that requires a key to open the AI can't walk through. So
in the armory, when you pick up the key and you unlock it in the raid, the
AI can't walk into the room, so people are sitting in the room,
chasing them from the doorway, and they can't get pushed.
So I think they patched it, so you actually
have to play the game.
And you can't just sit in a glitch spot.
Yeah, they can't path in.
You can exclamation mark settings.
All my settings are there.
It's dated, and you can see the menus are up to the new light.
Yeah, I mean, even if they changed that for Labyrinth,
That'd be great.
Trying to eternal for four days
if they made it even harder, I'm probably cooked.
I'm telling you, you're probably unintentionally
making it harder for yourself.
If you go into my Twitch highlights,
hold on, let me hide screen for a second
while I look for it, so I'm actually showing you in crazy.
Let me find it.
Panel.
Close this tab.
Where is it?
Terminal Run.
Let me unmute it.
So on my terminal run, the straight-up bombs falling inside of it.
You'll see it when I do the armory.
I like grab my kit out of the room right and what most people are doing, I think I even
did it at one point.
They sit in this corner on the left and they can't walk through this doorway.
So this is where everyone's cheese and AI from is right here.
So where I'm sitting right now, the AI can't walk in here.
But I think this is patch so people can't do this anymore.
You see how they just dog pile on the doorway?
But I think the way that you're supposed to fight Black Division is like this, the way
I was calling them here.
Where I see them, pull aggro, and then I fight them off of this doorframe instead.
I think this is way easier.
Because you can actually punish them for walking in the open.
Like when you fight them on the rim, you just let them get on top of you and then
you're like, you have to deal with them strafing and being crazy.
Yeah, so I think you're supposed to fight them like this instead.
Yeah dude, the terminal run was crazy.
I was saying when I watched other people play, I was like, they're trolling, bro.
I was like, why wouldn't they just play the opening?
I've seen so many clips of people dying in this room just over and over again.
I'm just being stupid.
Before the terminal run, I was like, why is everyone struggling
when you could just kill them?
i think it's so much easier if you just don't struggle you just like beat it
just don't have a hard time with it
it's simple
Dude, I want to play Terminal in the snow.
looks so much easier. These nods are kind of sweet. The Black Division respawned? No.
Oh yeah, and dude, so hold on, give me one sec.
When Tiggs did his run.
Wait for it.
When Tiggs did his run, he went up to this building and he saw a bunch of Black Division running around in there and he ran away.
So when I did this run they didn't update the game yet and you didn't have to go in this building
You you could get the key cards under the pockets like I just did but they changed it and they updated it
So they don't drop them in their pockets anymore and you have to clear this shit
So I was running over here because I saw it takes his bottle
I was like I'm gonna clear the building that he never went in because like nobody's gone in here at the time
I was like this is news. I was like, I want to see all the new shit
Oh, the game's back up in 30 minutes.
I think like right after I finished this, they made it so you had to clear this well then.
I think it was literally like the day after. This armor is so sick. It's like a black
This is a brawl though, but I think the soft armor is like tier 4.
I'm gonna stream a few hours after Patch goes live,
because I just want to see the event, and then when I end,
I'll be reading tigs, who's gonna do like a 12 hour with Drops.
Hover?
Yeah, let me hover it from my fucking Twitch screen.
Hold on.
Ah, it doesn't work.
Unfortunate.
I had this was so close to a death.
Honestly, if they didn't update AI, I would have died here.
They made it so AI don't really like shit on you through bushes as much.
So I tried to run really close to it and they stopped shooting
Like they actually missed their bushes
And then I had another really close call here
Because I just didn't know they spawned here
Yeah, this shit was so close
It's my chest one each year and get to the head and get to the head shot here
And then there's another one that walks up
This map is so well done, I hope they let us replay it in the future.
I think me and Tiggs both DM'd them about making it so you can somehow replay this.
Even if it's not farmable, they should just let you replay it, because I somehow got really
lucky on this run and beat it first try, and then I wasn't able to replay it.
I almost died here too.
I just started walking up as I walked up, so I had to like, open the open and then one appears behind me here.
Yeah, like I would just craft more key cards to go in even if I lost them when I used them.
I bought a second card and then you do a first try.
I didn't do it blind though.
Like I saw Tiggs' winning run, but I didn't know like Black Division spawn locations
and then I didn't know anything about where the tool sets were, I just knew I needed
a tool set and then on top of that oh yeah I got lucky and found like a little
shortcut to the armory I ended up like skipping a whole alley full of scabs this
shit so like I didn't know map layout because everyone else went around the
left side of this and they went up an alley and fought like a hundred scabs and
I just I just climbed the wall and I skipped everything
So you skip all the scouts on the left, like random skip from Planet Blind there, and then
I didn't know anything about the tool sets or the spawn locations. That's why I almost died
like multiple times. Yeah, I didn't do a blind run. I like knew the objective. I just didn't know
the map layout. I almost died here too.
He started shooting my legs to the gap.
No, I'm just coughing.
Oh, dude, where's the part with the guy that pushes me?
I guess this might be before this. Yeah, it's before this. It's so dark holy shit. This
This thing in the snow is going to be so much easier.
The construction worker just almost kidnaps me.
It just dragged me in the open in front of three of the fucking Black Division, man.
The moral of the story is, I think they fixed this door here, so Black Division can walk
into it. I was getting like 200 frames too. That's pretty good. Let me find that clip
that flying road. I found it. Oh dude. So apparently this is bashed.
You guys never had that happen?
No, that was a PVP raid.
Was that even clipped or has that just been in Discord?
I don't think somebody made an actual twitch clip of that.
Okay I have to show it. I just have to show it because people are here. This fucking clip is crazy.
This is the most twisted clip you guys have ever seen on Dark Hobbits, not even close.
Dude, it's so insane.
It's so crazy.
Like what are the chances that shit happens, bro?
Plains flying fucking sideways at the burning building.
Do we have any other good clips?
I don't really like recent ones, I don't think.
I mean, we've been some good kills, but, oh my, oh.
I didn't even mean to click on this for this one's decent.
Dude, my mouse double clicks so bad.
This is a little bald head when I get in there.
Dude, this happened to me.
Dude, this lady, was this today or yesterday?
I got in the BTR, same situation that the guy rides with me to train deep though.
I get out first, and he just gets out of the BTR and goes prior, and I just one tap him.
That was yesterday.
Yeah, what the fuck was that guy doing?
When did that update start? It was like five and a half hours ago. It's been going on forever.
The game goes up in 20 minutes unless it's delayed.
I'm assuming this is the jump shot.
I can't believe I killed this guy.
Little psycho sniper pop-up.
I don't, this isn't what I think it is.
Oh, this is the guy I gave up.
Love that.
Oh dude, I was telling you about this the other day.
I was chasing this guy down for so long, bro.
He just fucking...
Oh dude, it like straight up like...
Like two minute chase at least.
He just kills himself.
I think I still got the setup killed though because I hit him.
Oh, here's the fucking clip, bruh.
What do you call me?
of
I'm trying to see what clips I can actually recognize being good.
This one's good, minus the whiff.
It would have had been until I got there.
two
two
two
two
two
I did 5 damage to his helmet.
I should have like, I swear to God, it has like 30 pen.
What is this?
Oh, this thing got it jumped.
It's fucking clocked them.
Oh, dear, Joe, did you see this?
This was so fucking bad.
He re-opened it, bro.
He throws it at the shut door twice and just opens it up, full fucking blind.
that one's fucking good. That one's really good. You're in the fucking door swing again.
This is so funny.
I think this is the jump shot.
This was good.
We were frying doing test drive 2 this this run.
I have two rigs.
It was just like a visual bug.
Okay, is this W show clip when I loaded the offline and it wasn't snowing?
It might be.
half my clips on loading screens are just me talking I think this was my death on my
50 raid streak now this is I just want to get my head shot me out of there I don't
on the watch this pisses me off
those kind of good
It is, dude. They dropped an update and we all thought it was snowing and then this is what I see.
It's like pure white, pure white, and the ground is pure white.
I kind of missed the nose now already.
No, I do.
I miss having color on my screen.
Oh yeah, they're down here.
I think we're going to do it on.
Love that.
How do I have an Arc Raiders clip from four days ago and I haven't played the game in over a month?
What's really going on?
That one got me confused.
Oh, this is the AI shoving me.
No, I wish the clip was longer.
I killed their teammates above, too.
This was such a bad play by me.
I didn't mean to fall here.
I tried to 360.
just walked in like an idiot but we got the clip as this one geo headshot me at this red
rubble while meleeing my leg. He hit me head and nape through my tequila mask. That's
I can find.
Who is this?
Oh yeah, I had PPM on it too.
Oh dude, my hit reg this day was insane.
I had a kill on somebody where I shot his head like four times and none of them regged and
I just shot the guy like blatantly in the shoulder and he died and then I killed this
guy.
This kill is so bad.
Like how did I kill that guy?
blatant miss. Yeah, like, and this wasn't the first kill like this tonight. That's when
I like less finishes on issue part four.
If this clip is so fucking funny.
I had to post this clip to Twitter.
You didn't show funny, man.
is dumb ass scream to did he's so stupid like why did you think was gonna happen
Okay, when is the game coming up? What do we think?
Right now.
Yeah, we do have two minutes. It would be cool for game up right now.
See, it takes a little talk about me eating a shrimp round.
I don't think I'm getting one because I think they would have DMed me like anything.
I don't say that don't say that might be a surprise.
Well, we were talking about the other day, we were talking about like, like white dudes
It's rain D-Ragged, maybe I'll get a D-Ragged in the game.
That'd be so tough.
Someone told me that durags are more expensive to buy on 2K than they are in real life.
That would make sense.
That's in-game cosmetics for you.
People on PUBG dropping $100 on a frying pan.
Just dumb as fuck.
Surely my, um, my game works.
What a what a banger what a fucking banger
It's a back question mark. Supposed to be. Supposed to be. Where are we dropping, boys?
It is like a 200 ping EU server load before NaOS loads from it.
I'm going behind enemy lines.
I think it's about to come up.
Updates out.
Thank you guys again for all the new falls. Appreciate it guys. Thank you. Thank you.
If I see patches delayed, I'm going straight to steam and opening risk or any other.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
To be fair the drops are running for like two weeks
Yeah, let me do a rust wipe real quick 30 minutes
Don't mega long time to yeah that game is just like its mechanics aren't good enough
It's fun to like get a min-maxer on or get good items,
but I mean, did Megabonk,
once you have like a couple good runs,
there's not much more to the game.
I mean, I guess doing challenges.
Like Riscorain, I still feel like
there's some mechanical fun to it,
to where I'm like trying the whole time I'm playing.
But on Megabonk, it really, I just play around
and you're just like slot machines who happens.
I should be done any moment unless they post about something.
I'll be back in a second. I'm going to walk away for a minute.
Yeah.
Open the fridge. No Gatorade.
Now I don't want to drink coffee in this light.
Open that fridge door again, hit a re-roll, still not getting rid of it.
First message, that's a timeout.
That's one second.
What if there was no update? Let's play the game instead.
I don't know. The patch notes look pretty good.
if they are what I think they are.
Backpack of battles.
Is there patch notes?
There is, yeah, on the website.
You checked out the name of Cosmetics.
Yeah, the other guy, the other guy.
You can buy them on the other screen real quick.
We can see them in-game.
Let's see.
A Puro unlock purchase.
$12. Oh, plus bullshit tax, unfortunate.
I bought the new clothes.
I already have the Corvod clothes because I played the event.
Do the bear clothes are so bad?
I would hate to be a bear.
You guys got fucked bad.
you
I'm in.
So this takes more than five seconds for a fucked.
Yo, King with the prime. Thank you, man. Thank you guys for all the follows again.
I had two gigs up and down.
I don't think I'm getting an item.
That's all state won't even work for me.
Well, well, well.
The servers are turned off.
This is Twitch drops, right?
you
Well, well, well, dude, there's no way this shit's happening again.
This is like the shit that was happening when the wipe dropped.
Gonna kill the game with the task manager.
Thank you.
PC restart, I unironically could.
You have the stream PC.
Yeah, I know. I'll give a fuck. It's just random, like it'll eventually lead.
The game's always fucked for West Coast like every time I started to go.
VPN? I don't care, bro. I'm gonna play the game 12 hours every day.
It doesn't matter if I'm in 30 seconds.
Test drive one got changed to SR 25, but now it's 10 kills, no range limit.
So just 10 SR 25 kills anywhere.
The suppressor and scopes the same.
That's definitely still better because you
find a lot of unheard players who are like running SR kits.
Well, let me delete this.
Oh, they just changed it apparently.
I think it was broken as fuck though, my launcher doesn't work.
It's just random, bro. This happens every time there's like an update or a wipe on the
Yeah, it just doesn't work.
Now, my game updated, but my launcher doesn't work.
Yeah, thank you guys for all the defaults. Appreciate you guys.
Let me check the traders for like new share, I want to check Ragnan clothing and whatnot.
I don't see anything new. This is new. What is this?
I mean, yeah, this is new to you. Oh, dude, what? You're five to you.
or clocks and rollers. This thing has an insane room. Let's buy one. This one's tier one also.
There's a two by two slot.
bags. Is this new? I'll use the fucking sks. Yeah, I'm just looking at the pages. We'll
We'll see if it's there.
Oh, there it is. The tan one.
So this is just an SR-25 though, right? This isn't the gun we're talking about, or is this
What's the new gun?
new on Rattber? It might be behind the new quest.
You have to have, like, the item discovered that of you at the end, huh?
Mm-mm
Well, is this not the attachment though AR 10 KCM 10
Let's try to use horrible now. Hold on. Let me look at these.
Test drive one and it gives you an SR now.
Eliminate PMCs is an SR25 hybrid 46 suppressor in a Schmitt vendor.
No distance requirement.
Test drive two, wait.
PMCs is an MP5SD instead of an SR2.
I would rather use the SD, and you still unlock 9 by 21 AMA.
That's our part three, AK-12 proprietary suppressor unchanged.
Or they give you a modded RPDN now using the EKP-1S03 site.
So now you can use a holo site or like a red dot instead of the fuck zoom scope.
So that question is a little bit better too.
Test drive five is now an SR2 on factory instead of the Uzi.
I don't know if most people are going to like that one.
and test drive six has unchanged.
I mean, not bad. I think overall easier.
Then let's see if the change that I thought happened happened.
It did not. It still does this.
Yeah, if I if I'm ever to click required search on item it's because I want to use it in a barter so this option should never be enabled
That's what I thought they fixed but they didn't
Yeah, dude if you just did test drive two you got off the game and now you're on test drive five
and you have to use the SR2 again. Your life stinks, man. You got to use the same fucking gun toys.
Okay, so yeah. So the SR25, the tan one is the M10.
So this is like a nothing burger gun then, right? Oh wait, there's a new handguard.
Oh it's like the fucking M4 one. Is this meta? Hold on. Let me just open up like a stock SR25 preset.
Just so I can pay attachments on that I'm used to and then see how it's compared.
This thing has five orders, sir, ago.
The meta is unchanged with it.
The M10 is a different gun.
Are you sure?
Because when you look at the gas block,
these things say they're for the M10.
And that comes on the X-1.
Oh yeah, let me,
Asks show completed collector
Did they actually call that the fucking nut sack balaclava there's no way I was calling it that trolling but it's actually called the fucking nut sack
That's crazy
You know, I actually got his fucking sack in the game. That's so hard.
Somebody had to have seen peanuts fucking the sack already.
Look at that.
The fucking nut sack.
That is crazy.
What are you guys talking about?
What are you guys talking about?
Let me check work button and see if there's anything now.
in the fucking nut sack, that's what I'm wearing.
The nut can.
What is this use for? This is like a poor person toolbox or like scab junk box. This
is for all the standard accounts. You're fucking hollowing out coffee cans because your life
is so shit.
you enjoy your nut can bro
I think I got two items, a Christmas tree.
Is this sound any different? Hold on.
Nope.
Why does it shoot so good with Ironside Scylla?
Is there an iron say change?
Why did why did I just shoot that straight?
Oh, the hideouts also bugged.
Am I am I getting trolled?
Is that not like 10 times better than the other one?
I don't like the SR, so I never use them.
Well, there's also the Field of View bug in the range. I mean, it's hard to tell.
No, I think it's normal. I think it's a Field of View bug.
Yeah, that's the same.
Let's see Stockstatt comparison.
Definitely better.
Oh, yeah, there's a new suppressor.
You can only check that in a sec.
How do you put it on the gun?
Is it the short barrel?
F**k.
What is an uh, what is an issue on?
You guys see this, the nut sack?
Take off the old gas block.
What is the difference in stats?
So this is 65 or equal compared to if I just run it like this.
That's a tiny bit better.
Why it looks crazy because the field of use bug didn't zoom out so there's like less perceived
recoil.
That's not actually an issue like that in red.
That's the new quest line, that's one key to the tower on us, you have to, um, fuck
Is this the class line?
A tank helmet and no armor.
This can't be real.
What is this?
That can't be the new Blast.
What's up?
Is there a way to unbug your field of view?
No, I think the M10 is just like modded SR.
It's not like...
There's a guest on the website?
you son. Yeah, so let it offline factory.
I'll do that. Oh, look at the new loading bar. Interesting.
Okay, now it looks normal.
There we go, and it just feels sad.
I think it's just an SR.
I don't think it's anything new.
I think this thing feels really good for some reason.
This thing really does not recoil.
Hey, dad, it didn't...
Oh wait, this is already in the game.
Dude, I never noticed that this was the mask on the load screen.
I never paid attention to that.
We're not off-lighted by the way.
I'm just looking at the new gun.
Wait, I can see my character's breath.
When you're out of stamina in the cold, you can see your breath.
No, it's the same.
All these masks on now.
And now I've frostbite on factory.
Do you think that actually helped it, the firebrill?
Let me stand in the open and see if I get it again.
I'm gonna walk indoors and see if that's what makes it go away or if the firebrill made
it go away.
Yeah, you do have a body temperature stuff.
It's not moving.
Why did I just get frostbite randomly?
And then it went away.
I think if I go out here, I instagot it, and then I have a body temperature thing
drop in.
I think it'll laugh.
my debuffs. Endurance, hand shimmer, hydration, energy, max damage, and recovery. That's nothing
actually bad, other than like, a little bit of shaky aim. I can just run around cold.
I mean, it's really not that big of a deal. It barely does anything.
It just ends to go its way in buildings.
I mean, you don't take damage from it, so it doesn't really matter.
I don't know why the S.R. feels really good right now.
Like it doesn't move.
I can't off the mouse, this is me shitting.
I don't know if they adjusted it. I haven't been using this gun this way.
I'm sure she's flying in the RTK.
Escort failed.
Ah, my bad.
All right, let's see, I'll redeem the gift.
Yeah, I mean, everyone logging on at the same time, I'd expect some issues.
The jobs are working, they should be fixed.
If they're not, I think you're just going to get them like later on, like you don't
get them right now. I think they'll just probably show up in your inventory.
Here we go.
The servers might be clicked.
Salads back, say it ain't so.
Liar. Somebody grab him.
Tiggs is Splint. It's a 7-U Splint.
That's Meta. The current best one's a 3-U Splint.
That's only a meta item.
Six, seven inch, the tough splint.
And then what was the other item?
How do people already have these, bro?
Now, this guy's a bitch.
Whose item is this?
46 kilos.
Fuck that guy.
Dude.
the best item. And you need it for Kappa, bro. It's I literally was trolling one day
and I was like, if I forget an item, it's going to be a fucking rock and it's going
to weigh 100. And you have to carry out my fucking rock if you want Kappa. This guy
actually did it.
And what was the other guy? Somebody else got to use Shonka? Oh, this is hard.
Well, let me, let me, uh, want list all the items so we can look at them.
Who is Mazo?
These items are pretty cool.
I'm wearing pants right now.
I bought one for 500K.
These are the new streamer items.
A 46KG item.
These are some pretty good items.
I bought a Kappa, yep, you need them all for collector.
Do you think these items, this spawns on Labyrinth?
Ah, Taze's item is good as fuck.
It's also a meta item.
It's kind of cool. And then anyone who hasn't seen it, this is the, it's just RSAS attachments.
It's like technically a new gun, I think, unless it's behind a quest line and you can
just put these attachments on an R-sauce, but I mean, even the gas block, like multiple
things that just say I'm done on it.
So if there is a new gun, it's behind the task line, but if not, you can put them
on the R-sauce, or not the R-sauce though, sorry.
i looked at the handbook i didn't see it
yo jack with ten gifted a keep out thank you thank you bro
i just see this
also the new one
Not considered an AR.
That's not a bolted. It might be behind the quest line.
Yeah, why am I earbud so big now?
Those XL AirPods.
I can't believe that streamer item is 40 fucking six, bro.
That's so crazy.
Somebody got a dumbbell item and it's 46 kg.
for the quest line.
Other servers dying, the other struggling.
New year plugs on PK.
All right, once I get off this load screen, I'm going to check it.
Well, well, well.
I think that's a restart.
You can eat the salad, Jenny.
Major changes, major changes.
Oh, let me in, let me in.
I'm getting hostageed.
If I take off my headset and look away from the screen, pretend I'm about to walk away.
I don't think it was intentional that you can buy ammo packs on the flip.
does a bug.
Yo, I'm with the Prime.
Thank you.
Thank you guys for all the new follows to appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Honestly, I think that's a necessary change, even though like I was flipping shut.
It didn't make any sense you can list boxes lovely.
The Anna Rage?
Oh, brother.
I'll be back in like, I don't know, I'm gonna walk away for like a minute and a half.
And surely the game's working by the time I'm back, right?
Is it working?
Go see a beat your hours up.
Hold up.
I forgot my altens.
Yeah, one of the kills is, one of the tasks is kill 15 people while wearing headphones
There's a no armor. The next quest is Tales of that Tank Helmet.
The shrubs are very different.
They changed the SR21 to an MP5SD.
I know some of the others shut up.
It's not working too well right now.
You're not going to be able to do that.
forever. I have to use the RPK request. All that for the helmet, dude. This thing better
or fucking save me. Am I getting frozen on my click? I might have to back out.
My menus are loading way smoother on the lead screen.
Not this.
That was really fucking fast.
Is it cappin' or what?
How am I getting trolled?
I feel like Insta matches me.
I can't be my character.
No, I do not.
Yeah, I mean, they just changed how the matching system worked and it's like, you update, I'm
not really stressing if the queue times are a little weird as soon as the patch goes live.
It's like same shit on Wipe.
Like it, it's on every fucking game.
Like if a game drops an event or has an update, there's going to be server problems.
That's pretty normal.
I don't mind the frostbite that bad. It's really not that big of a deal. It's like a screen
effect, but none of the downsides are like, like too rough. They're mainly just like stamina.
IEMs were symbolic lovers, saw that.
There's a new gift on the website.
If you just go to your profile and go to GIFs, there's a new one.
Yeah, it's kind of weird. Like the cube is like instant, so I wasn't able to check my character like do anything anymore.
And now I'm just stuck on this page.
Okay, well, I got a minute, 10 to go, I'll see if the same happens.
Well usually once you find a lobby you can't back out either but it was weird it was like
Like, usually, like, right as you find your lobby full of players and you're just waiting
for people to load, that's when you can't back out, but, like, it, like, insta-locked me
into the lobby within, like, 40 seconds.
But then the entire time you can't back out, but then you're just, like, the estimated
Yeah, I mean, it's this event game update been down in changing to the matching system.
I would expect a little bit of issues the first day.
I mean, we'll see.
If it's all resolved in an hour, then nobody really cares, right?
Wait, not in a second.
Well, well, well, I come back and this is what I fucking see.
What is this about?
Yeah, watch how fast I get kicked out of this menu. This is the new quest, by the way. At
place I think it is, setting priorities.
And it's a picture of the M16.
Kill PMC Zoys in an active headset
without body armor, zero out of 15.
Eliminate PMCs while wearing the soft tank crew helmet, 15.
I don't know, I just had it when I opened the game.
Is that the new loading bar?
Yeah.
Well, I'm constantly did any time I see your name, I just think of when who was it was
a geo ran into you in the sewer killed you and read your name.
He's like, I just killed a guy named Tard sitting inside the sewer.
Well, I was hoping we were going to be able to play the patch, but it might be an in-scammed.
I'm too close off of finishing BTR, too.
I'll show you what I should done.
Yeah, if you didn't have cap already or you were on collector trying to get your last
item you got fucked so bad you get four more items.
Brutal. Absolutely fucking brutal.
Enjoy picking up your dumbbell.
No, Gio sent me a screenshot. It was just like him missing the four new items.
of
Oh, brother.
To be fair, Sun's your fucking trolling breath.
If everyone in the game can't get it on a PMC and a patch drops so there's no libraries
and you try to scab your fucking trolling, there's not even a lobby for you to get
into on a scav run.
If there's ever a new patch after downtime,
it's always gonna take longer to scow.
If you get into a pre-existing raid.
That's all it takes for the Splendid Therapist to sell it, and it sells for $6,000, $7,000.
brain dead. It's just a part of the update. It's like an SR 25, a holiday like the orbs
for the ornaments for the tree.
The devs said they were aware about people not having the light cubar on locks and they're working on it. I was asking them the other day.
Cargo X Part 4 and Shooterboard in Heaven for the new questline.
So it's an end game quest line.
That's a cheesy case, Sam.
Look at the load times.
They're just having server issues with the new matching system, I think.
It is somebody who's like hyper critical of every fucking aspect of the game.
Server problems on updates seems like the most reasonable shit to me.
Like, I genuinely don't care.
Like, of course it's annoying, but like, when our creators dropped that game,
had like you couldn't even fucking play it.
Yeah, you're talking about like user experience, like when Tarkov wipe dropped, like Geo is
able to hop on the game and download it instantly, no problems, and launch the game and play
it.
Like some people, I don't know if it's just like a routing thing, like some people
can play it perfectly, but for like 99% of people, there's issues.
You made a streamer item case bigger, did that?
Well, they do add another rev.
Yeah, it's just pure luck.
I remember when they dropped streets of Tarkov, I watched
landmark like insta download the game and to start playing raids no problem and it took me six hours to get the game to download
I was like the very last wave of people able to download the game. I tried like VPNing everything
Well, I'm just getting DC down like five minutes every time.
Yeah, let me check the, oh, we got a fucking raid.
Thank God.
I got to check the new clothing.
I love up so fast. I play like 12 hours a day.
Blasting, labyrinth, just like playing optimal for XP.
Those are estimated.
I don't even know why they added an estimated timer because I doubt that shit's ever going
to be even remotely close.
You
Okay, I need to go to the BTR.
I need to close?
Yeah, I'm about to check them out.
I forgot.
I like that all the other shit, like the streamer items and whatnot.
Yeah, I don't know why they added an estimated timer.
That shit's definitely never gonna be right.
I'm gonna see this breath effect so much I always run my stand stupid laugh.
Oh yeah, the server is having issues right now.
It took me like five queues to get in the game.
I put it on the launcher.
Oh, I got a 30%
Hi, there's mainly a content patch and bug fixes and stuff.
Looks like you like changes.
Really?
Can you see how much you do to run around here, Sean?
Cause that's kind of funny.
Well, they're having server issues since they just dropped the patch so like nothing can be confirmed at all.
I give the game a dare too and also...
Or in a minute.
Aw, I was trying to get in the sack.
So this will make your hunger, right?
This is going to help you level when tabloids are faster, it's just nice.
There's a hardy guy pathing over here at the same time, isn't it?
I'm doing my BTR quest on this, I gotta plant all my logs.
I didn't grab the quest first, though.
These are pretty fucking close to meh.
I think it's unless it's a new gun and it's locked behind a task line
I've seen the attachments on the traders and you can put them on the SR
I don't know if it's a different gun or not
Apparently it is but it's probably behind the new task line which
I'll probably do one some through some of these time gates on my regular story first
I'm not going to be on too much longer, I'm going to read text here in a bit and use
my phone to reply to 12 hours of stream.
But when I get on tomorrow, probably you have like most light keepers shit done, like
most story shit done, we'll be off our time gates and I'll probably be chipping away
at the new quest.
And the new Halux rule
We think the VTR is pulling up you guys again for all the new falls appreciate it guys
BTR modest one to the other side of the mob.
Let's frostbite you to ya.
It's just like a health debuff.
Endurance hand tremor.
Yeah, it doesn't do damage, so it's not really a big deal.
That's so needlessly aggressive, I'm like, uh, just by surprise I ran at him like that.
your fucking flash of it
what is the detail are like not gonna spawn
I got what point do I leave?
15 minutes from the outside of the map.
There's no way.
of
I'm standing here and uh, well it's looking like we got no BTR this way which condosucks.
options for other track suits was that set anywhere? I have no idea, haven't seen Santa.
Oh, he has like that Christmas sweater on again. They have that last time in the killer helmet. I don't know Santa
how on it
Yo, it's a man
I think I'm leaving.
I don't think it's wanting this red.
Oh, I mean there's just several issues with the new patch.
It's hard to say.
and
the
the fuck is this guy
Who do you think he is?
All right, let's take a look at the new clothing.
They got rid of Amapax.
Now I'm trying to progress through this story.
I'm trying to do main cost to get back to terminal.
Yeah, I saw Gia.
I might be the meta right now.
Okay, I'll have to get a mask. I probably want an insurance.
You can wear them stacked.
What is a new clothing called?
squadron. The fanny back, yeah. What is the new pants? Oh, same thing.
the
was this random R sauce.
Salads give you a 100 energy.
I actually didn't have one of these three grades yet.
Apparently, if you wear these types of hats, they give you the frost, but like you shock
I guess I'm just going to make a zoom shot.
Yeah, somebody's saying they made the case bigger to,
I guess they like extended out an extra line.
Hmm. Yeah, I see this new armor. It has two two by two slots.
of
Oh, I forgot to take my shutout. Hold on. My Christmas ornament.
Let's look it up, bro.
Well, they're having server issues with the patch.
That's hard to say.
We'll probably see, like, PTA tomorrow.
Oh, you can't even use them because they're not found in a raid.
I got my nut cam.
Let's go.
dog
You should get an achievement for filling this thing up with nuts, Brad.
Oh, that's kind of cool. Achieving a log, new year, you shonk it out.
People are saying you have to do Shooterboard in Heaven and Cargo X4 to start the Gloss
Now the Christmas tree is back.
Yeah, the Christmas tree has been there like, probably what, three years in a row?
It was in a class. I can't even look at it. The main thing is you can't look at your
class like earlier into your load screen.
That's a blue.
It's always something to do with the tequila mask.
Fanny pack.
make a bunch of food, moonshine.
This is my FPS, I can like, it's going to be on time.
Yeah, it's just Twitch drops bro.
Like every Shimmer is just running max adds during drops because most of the people watching
are kind of just like afk for items.
or uh, free twitch drops or whatever the uh, uh, this will just be returned back to normal.
If I get cut down like 75% I mean it never use shimmer does it.
Hmm, probably not too much longer.
Just me and Tiggs have just been hitting each other back and forth every, like, 12, 13-hour
So just to keep our schedules and like cycles going regardless of how good this
room is for just hosting each other off at the end.
I mean, pretty much.
What is this audio?
These two guys are full straight.
on me shooting me like point blank and that audio is horrible, bro. That does not sound
like they're shooting me. Did that seem like they were shooting me at all or like that
close. I didn't hear footsteps. I have headphones on. These guys are just on my set. Yeah, that
Trit me out.
Well, armor saved me, thank God.
Love that body armor.
You know those guys view my profile.
I just got the new hat on and the new clothing with the new rig.
I don't get frostbite. I got my warm comfy add-on.
I'm chilling. Life's good.
Just bought it on the fleefer, 100k.
Nice and warm
Yeah, you're pissed you wish you looked like this
What is day three drops I think in one hour
the
of
hell yeah does
Let me rig it.
Dude, no shot. It's an all red GTR.
That looks fucking hard.
Oh, I'm getting ratted.
I don't know why.
Retardler! Retardler!
I'm not stopping! It's gonna burn it!
Am I ordered a fucking fly, man?
Here, that's the second time I've been able to audio the laptop knocking back.
Audio there sucks.
I just want to get out of this way.
I'm going to go back to my car.
2nd Street
I take a screenshot of this.
What is the triangle area called, is it a junction?
It's a junction.
I
new test drive changes test drive one is now an sr 25 no distance requirement
test drive two is now an mp5 sd
and then there's a couple other changes i forgot they were the rpd red dot is changed to a
or the scope is changed to a red dot and they give you a modded one
and then factories and SR2. They basically changed like all of that.
I think everything's the same except for that, 25 is 10 now, but no distance.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear the wind blowing in the air.
I can hear the wind blowing in the air.
I gotta play it on Vogue 25 and Lumber and then I have to check when I got routed.
Yeah, it's all red.
Okay.
I have my hat on, over you Shanker.
They're tucked underneath the tequila mask.
I'll do the new quest.
I've just been shipping away at doing time gate related things for terminal
So I've been working on BTR quest all day working on the craft to like do lightkeeper stuff
so
Never I get on tomorrow by like wrap up a lot of that I'll be done with like most the storyline stuff and then
We'll start like a lightkeeper craft and when I'm on downtime for everything. I'll do the new quest
That's definitely paid for.
I don't know where this drive's there.
Do you get the new quasi if they do sugarboard and having a cargo expert for apparently that's
what somebody typed earlier.
I don't know if they're trolling but it seems like a lot of people don't have it and some
do.
Get close you buy them off the website.
I don't know if you can buy them in game.
The raid's faster this in the sun.
At least.
Like, keep in mind we're having server problems because the patch just went live, so...
It's hard for me to say if it's better or worse when it just went live.
Probably get a good idea tomorrow.
freeze in the Ushaka more than a half
yeah I think that's the new event class ragnos
Oh, no, I haven't.
To be fair, I don't think it told you what the XP was before, but we can try that tomorrow.
I'm gonna be doing that one, uh, the price of Independence Quasper.
I'm gonna hit, like, a couple transits, so...
I could figure out doing that.
You count a frostbite? Yeah, you wear, like, Ushonkas, or, like, warm hats.
I'm wearing the new streamer, at the moment.
I don't have a flare. Fuck, if we're gonna grab a new one.
I don't even think I have this, do I?
Oh, I do. Thank God.
Well, how transits work is if you lived 15 transits in a row every raid you play consecutively
you get 5x the XP.
So at the end of 15, like if one raid, I think on raid 15 if you killed like a 20k XP boss
you get 100k, next raid if you killed another 20k boss you get 100k.
if you stack the shit ton of transits you can level really really quick and it
might have made it so it takes less raids because I mean I was I was talking to
Apple about that because it's I think labyrinth is way too hard to do XP unless
you have a five stacks I was like there really should be another way to do it and
I was I was telling them I was like if you made it so transits gave you more
XP faster and the meta of the game becomes people running around max kitted
food and water shit tons of ammo and stands to do transit spam and like
there's a way better method for players to get XP and people would play like a
lot sweatier with a lot more loot so again I don't know if that's what
changed but I was talking to him about it I was just telling him I was like
people don't want to do the five-man like labyrinth shit like it's not
really possible. I'll see like a lot of homies. Yeah I mean it would be cool if I changed.
I think most people are under the same impression that Labyrinth XP farm. Like I'm not against
Labyrinth being the meta for XP, but like the way people are going to do it is by five
seconds. Either making it so it's not a five-man map or making it so that there's
new method. Yeah, it's just so much. I mean, Labyrinth is like one of the best ways to farm
ammo. It's one of the best ways to farm armor. It's the best way to get streamer items. It's
like the best way to get money. It's the best way to get XP. Like, it's just so OP. And I'm
fine with it being an endgame map, but the fact that you can queue it into 5 stacks of little
cheese, but if they allow it, like you might as well do it. Like, you'd be trolling if you
See you then.
Do you get any of the new cap items yet? No, I just bought one on the flu. I bought
Peanuts Mask and then I bought the hat.
Dude, I was dead ass sitting here calling his mask the Nutsack. I didn't think that
That was actually what it was going to be called.
It had the nut stack of Balaq Lava.
And then this is a streamer item too.
And it had TNSR25 part, new suppressor.
What was I going to check?
These are the new clothes.
46kg dumbbell.
How much does a tank battery go for?
It's 43kg. This thing is heavier than a tank.
Yeah, test drives are changed.
Test drive one is an SR25 with the scope and the suppressor any distance, but it's twice
the kills, so it's way easier.
Test drive 2 is an MP5SD, which I think early game is better and you can get better ammo for.
Test drive part 3, same shot.
4, they changed the RPD, they give you a modded one and now you have to use a red dot instead of a shitty scope.
So that's better.
5, got the Uzi changed to the SR2.
And then 6 is unchanged.
I kind of like the Uzi.
I'm really surprised they changed the Uzi.
I don't think I've ever heard somebody complain about that one.
That's why I've used the same.
It starts Tuesday at mp5 sd wait on with pro site. I like this up. Don't tell me this is
this shitty fucking fuzzy site I'm thinking of. I think it is. I think it's a really
bad one. I don't even know what this thing is called. There's just pro sight and there's
a hundred pro things.
Is it this? Okay, it's not the shitty one I was thinking of.
It's this now.
Oh, this isn't bad.
Yeah, MP5s to deal with this, so...
That's a lot better.
I'm probably going to call it there for tonight.
I'm going to go read tigs.
I'd be fortunate the patch takes so long to start working is what it is,
But I'll be live tomorrow again for another like 12, 13 hour slash online every single day
But yeah me and takes they're just gonna read each other back and forth
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