Distortion2
NEW YEARS MARATHON - Speedrunning Every Game I Ever Ran* !subincentive
01-06-2026 · 0h 57m
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We're in the Google changing the textures to higher medium fixes it.
Well, Google's fucking wrong.
But thanks for the AI textbook.
I'm almost certain that whatever issue was happening was because of...
for the last time I can't remember.
No, you just-
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He's like my fucking OBS.
Oh, you're not trying to-
I'm trying.
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Oh, that was one.
We did it with my head.
I got a snap jacket.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Who are you?
I've picked up this bottle.
My name.
Oh, great, of course you go.
Okay, feels so many.
This place is mine.
Now we're gonna do the first glitch of the run.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Hello.
The wall clip.
Go work that back, shall we?
And we're gonna pick up these pants.
Yeah.
Just going to get the stunts on there.
I've been all right.
Cold.
Hey, is my name cold?
That's gotta be it, right?
I don't feel like a cold.
This like a visual effect they decided to use in this game
This game is fucking terrible though.
I thought that my like GPU was fucked.
Oh, I got a fake map.
Hold on, I got to fix my fucking mouse buttons because the...
No, it's not motion blur, it's like even worse.
I don't even know what to call it.
It's like, fake screen tearing or something?
Yeah, that doesn't sound.
I can't remember
All right, though first trick of the runchap
We are gonna go
I'm going to jump up here, jump in here, I'm going to jump onto this thing, we're going
We're gonna grab our grenades, we're gonna put one here, but one here.
We're gonna switch to this thing, and we're gonna fail, nice, okay, well that's fucking great.
This is already out to get started. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die now too.
Oh, this is not good guys, and I can't.
We'll make it.
Go for it.
Go ahead.
I've been demon in spammy.
And grab the lugs.
Why can't you grab the lugs?
Why can't you grab the lugs?
You fucking piece of shit?
There you go.
I think I need to die.
Well shit.
Shit, this is not good chat. Oh
We try again
Yeah, yeah, I got it
Same morning, same fucking radio show
Look at
Honestly, if we fail, I
I don't know, this is another case of like if I failed the strap, I don't really know.
I don't really know what to do because I don't think I don't have enough HP.
I don't have enough HP to try, like you only get one try for this and if you fail it,
then I guess I have to just go the normal way, but I don't really remember what the normal way is.
So yeah, it's kind of cursed.
I can't really use the save set.
I could put on a, I guess if I fail it again,
I could take out the trainer and just turn on,
run on fucking infinite grenades.
I don't know.
I actually practiced this a little bit,
and I got it multiple times in a row,
so I was like, oh, I guess I think we'll be fine.
the
just not blowing up and think I'm just I'm just I don't want this
sex student. So bad, man. Why am I so bad?
I'm just going to...
I'm just gonna turn on my fucking sheets. I bet we get it for work. We're dead. Well, I bet we get it fucking first try now.
Oh, never mind. Okay.
I don't fucking remember hot.
Dude.
How do you fucking do this, bro? I was kidding.
I was getting this so insistently when I was practicing.
It was so easy.
What the fuck, bro?
Why is it launching me 10 miles backwards, dude?
Dude what is going on?
It can't
I don't know. I don't know. I genuinely have no idea. Oh, maybe I need to-
That looked better, but he's just not, he's supposed to grab the fucking ledge here.
That's what's supposed to happen. You grab this ledge.
You come up here and you kick this fucking thing open.
Yeah, you're supposed to have 60 FPS. I don't know. It's just I guess it's precise. It's more precise than I thought.
It's shit. Just one. Please can you try try your hardest to make this interesting?
Well, you're gonna get me that out of two. What have gotten quicker just going the normal way?
I mean, isn't that the case with every speed on scrap? Like, yeah
If you fuck it up, of course, it's faster to go the normal way, but you don't just go the normal way in a speedrun because
Oh God forbid you fucking mess it up and the normal way is gonna be faster. It doesn't
You got to be sitting me!
Are you listening me?
You voted on Black Reef.
You already know the code. What the fuck does that mean?
You did it!
You did it!
Who are you?
Who are you?
And you know that.
A postcard, dumbass.
You voted on the Black Reef postcard.
Understand?
Okay.
I'm going to drive now.
Help!
Yeah.
Yeah, the writing for this game is a little a little cringe
The speed around for this game is actually pretty fun, but a lot of there's a lot of like forced
Putscenes like unskippable cutscenes on this game, which kind of sucks
I just drum myself. What kind of fucked up world is this?
Okay, all right, I'm going post going get the post going get off the beach.
Five rats pick up the bottle.
Is there another is there any bottles around here?
Oh my god, Chad, I forgot to pick up the bottle.
So the bottle, the bottle lets you do a skip here.
Normally when you pick up this hack, cool thing, the character fucking yaps, a bunch,
but if you throw the bottle and then pick it up, he doesn't say anything.
Alright, so now we know the code for this door, we can go through here, we can interact
with this fucking weird thing in the wall.
Oh, I need to make sure to grab these grenades,
the machete.
Oh, it house-in-a-eed this-trenkid, I think.
I think I need all that stuff.
Wow, someone put this.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
In weird.
Okay, he goes.
Alright.
Okay, so now we have to do this fucking tutorial thing.
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we're going to be right back.
Don't worry.
And Neo present.
Thank you for this.
And Lucas.
Thank you for the 43 months.
You don't know the legendary pistol.
You actually can't go to school here.
You can't equip the legendary pistol until you finish this mission.
How do you go away?
You got to go away.
Always got so surprised, but I wouldn't know exactly where you're going.
I don't even know where I'm going.
Don't see Squish's coming around close side.
Let me guess it's second floor.
Sounds like you're England going in?
Yeah, so you can show me how you're going in here.
Definitely. This cult don't talk.
I think I should run away everywhere.
I think I should just stay with you.
I like this, Jay.
This is supposed to be mine.
All right, so we are going to clip our head into the safe.
Uh...
Grab it.
This is how I'm going to break the loop.
Alright, eight people one day.
That's better than it sounds.
You, yep.
Alright, so what's the plan?
Eight targets one day.
We're going to need a couple more calls in here.
If we're going to wreck this island in a coat zone.
Well, no, listen.
I can't stay home.
How did you even get it here?
Didn't you get shot too?
two loops ago or almost a three.
Lymphs don't have any of this kind of name he's ever seen.
What are you looking at? Why are you sign of a bitch? All right, let's get started
When she's alive, all
LPP said it was back at the complex
Just good places start over you need I don't think you need to interact with that computer. I don't remember that
There's a way to like
I don't know, there's a way to do like a sliding kick through the window there, but I don't remember how you do it.
That's not what you're supposed to do. That's okay though.
Oh, I'm cold.
Okay.
Alright.
The Luke Preservation Protocol.
What about your big words to make a sample point?
Okay, now we have this other fucking tutorial thing.
You need to wait until the afternoon.
Click on this, we're going to change to the legendary gun.
Is this thing really called the limp tent?
What a fucking stupid ass name for a gun.
All right.
Now we go.
I
I liked Deathly but I thought it was I thought it was alright
I think there's a door click that we have to do here chat and this could go poorly, but hopefully not.
I always succeed in even when I'm not.
How do I keep my weapons again?
The infusion process isn't that way you can appear?
I'm not gonna lie.
Me holding you.
I'm gonna be as you know.
You're a dog, but if I succeed.
I need to go over here.
I need to keep sounding better.
that's what we got at this door here
I think we put it like this, and we look at the crouch. Look at the wall.
Oh, first try, let's go. All right, then we press this, click this, grab this, do this, do this, do this, and kill ourselves.
All right, good level.
All the fuck how many fucking tutorials are there dude?
All right, we need to go to Knights.
So basically the way that this game works is that we are stuck in like an infinite loop
and the only way to break the loop is to kill these like four specific people, but we need to kill
all of them in one day, the way the game works is it's like each day is like you survive for one
day. So you basically need to set everything up so you can kill all four of these people in one
day, which normally isn't possible unless you'd figure out specific things and do like prerequisites
It's more than four, okay, then it's five, I guess?
Maybe it's five, I don't know, either way.
We need to crack with you.
It's like seven, I don't think it's seven.
I'm disabling you.
Good.
Actually, now you're right, it is seven, I think.
Okay, anyways.
Maybe six, maybe seven, yeah.
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up, run, run, or, run, or.
So we need to grab this note.
Yes, that note.
And then we need to go over here,
no, over here.
And then we grab this thing.
So basically the way this game works
is you're allowed to die three times after the third death of your die, like your fully dead,
but you can use these things called these field suppressors, and that makes it so if you die,
you actually die. So we're gonna put that, oh wait did I just blow up the fucking field suppressor?
Oh fuck, I must stop chat.
Oh shit, this isn't good.
All right guys, I'm gonna need to die please.
I think I can get him.
I can't get him.
I can't get him.
I can't get him.
Guys.
All right.
That's not my game crashed.
All right, now we need to go to noon, up dumb.
I'm gonna be the star in the 나's side?
I say, how many of us are there?
I don't know.
There is.
I can't get out of here, but I'm just gonna try to get by at the end of the day of your life.
Huh?
I said, have you seen anyone else at all?
I'm not sure if you're seeing me.
I'm just ready to die.
I had it already.
I'm sure the only thing I could have done was,
but I told you that I wasn't sure.
I didn't know if I should have done anything of that.
Seriously, it's not all about you coach. You know I cannot believe this is not your mouth
You're broken. You're broken. You're broken man with your pieces the same fucking dancer over and over and over again
So this is not you a try
Oh my no wait. It is about to be using it like a reverse I college down
Where the fuck am I going? I guess I have to go this way
Oh, I know no, it is this way
Okay, we'll jump up here.
So we need to go into this room.
So we have a code for the safe in this room now.
Which will let us get this yapping thing.
That's it.
Okay, we're gonna come in here
Open!
Oh, don't fucking roll them!
Roll! Open the fucking door!
Okay, that's fine, I'll save whatever.
Chips.
Is that piece of brain?
Yeah.
We're suiciding twice here.
You get out of here.
We're where the fucking thing go?
I got you for the boy.
Better be working.
Robas.
Say you can get her into the door and help you out.
Okay, so we are killing ourselves twice. By the way, the reason I killed myself twice there is because after I...
We are uploading, this game is kind of hard to explain, but basically, we are giving
this computer information and he keeps the information through the death loop,
so he is going to try to convince this lady to show up in this area, so we can kill her.
My entire PC might go down.
Did my entire PC just crash?
Dude, this game is fucked.
Dude, this game is so fucked.
the
What is wrong with this game? Like it is causing so many issues with my PC.
Every time I load or exit a level, my fucking PC just starts like,
I get encoding overload issue.
Makes no sense. The game is on 60 FPS.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
Who are you gonna be in the world?
Is there anyone left to have it turned on?
Wait, I'm turning you on.
I turn you off.
Alright, one way is Chad.
We need to go get a code here.
I'm pretty sure the stream is just like the latest functionality.
All right.
We're back. Well, the game is scuffed, but I'm telling you, I did not crash just
now because the my internet is having issues. It was not a game. Anyways, we have four
more stages left, chap. Pete, thank you for the 19 months. Thank you, man. No, we're
I'm not gonna go next game. There's like 10 minutes left, chat, shut the fuck up.
Hey, I know that the game is slightly messed up, but it's okay. We're gonna fucking finish the game.
And then we'll fucking move on, okay. Just shut the fuck up.
Rush it. Do you still have it here?
We're gonna come over here. We need to do another wall clip.
And here.
Jam the rain flaps, sure, yeah, just fucking jump right off the fucking ledge, why don't you, that's cool, man.
all right hopefully we don't fuck this up we need to shoot there to distract these guys
that wasn't the one I needed
for the fuck is she doing
There's a lady I have to kill through this fucking crack in the wall, but she's just not fucking here, oh there she is, okay
I'm sorry for being a little annoyed, but I'm not skipping the game where we're literally
They almost done.
But you know what, hold on, I'm curious.
it's not OBS that I mean it's the game that's fucked the game the game is is
scoffed wait shout what was the fucking code oh my god you guys wait you guys didn't
you guys didn't you you guys didn't even fucking see it did you I think the stream was
down. When I fucking got the code. Oh fuck me. I have to redo that entire section. I don't
Remember what the code is and I need to know what the code is but nobody knows
I didn't write it down
I can't look it up. It's random. It's random every single time
I didn't write down the code. I need this code. If I don't have this code, I can't beat the game.
Hmm
It's in the notes. I don't think this particular one is in the notes. I want you. Actually, maybe it is
I don't remember how to check the fucking notes. This game looks awful to speedrun
Who asked
Listen, I don't know.
If you were there to win, I'd come to the bottom of the line.
I don't know where I'm going.
Wait here.
I don't know.
This entire area is a demand for all of the stuff, because it's like getting a fort.
Sigh in.
Get it.
Get it.
We're out of the fort.
Okay.
Go!
We're in the bottom of the line.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm going to be trapped.
Note is here, A346.
I don't know, you don't mean any disrespect, I don't know, it's just like, I actually
think this is a pretty fun speed run and it's quite short and the levels are really quick.
It reminds me a lot of dishonored, but if you don't like the run, that's fine, it's just,
I feel like people are just being a little harsh on the game because my stream is having issues.
I've got to get it.
I've got to get it.
I have to get it.
I'm a bit tired.
Okay, let's go.
Why?
You want to hear scary, is it true?
That's brilliant things, coursework.
You, with an adopted and well.
Don't look down.
It's just for the timelines, and I'm gonna feel.
Come on, Juliana.
Even I know what's called energy.
What?
Hmm?
the
flow
anybody fucking coming upstairs
why is this so like on
She she should come here eventually, but I don't know why this is take I don't know why this is taking so long
Oh no, is she gone that was her, but
I don't know I think I might be fucked out
It's up, Super.
All right, eight, three, four, six chats, eight, three, four, six.
I'm not gonna run the D game, what do I do?
I don't think you know what real evil is.
Yeah, just wait until you see my next trick.
I mean, I want to try to, I haven't really do Rusty yet though.
Fuck you. I'm the older than you.
Go ahead.
Um...
Alright, so we are putting in that code to honestly quite frankly.
I don't even fucking remember what that does.
They like to stable something, I don't know.
All right, now we go to first ad rock.
Hopefully we don't fuck this part up.
And then minutes left by the way, I mean it would have been if we didn't have to restart
the mission because we didn't remember the code by the way.
I don't like watching you guys, I like hearing you.
All right, though we need to clip through the ceiling here.
If Buck and C anything, Holy Sh.
That was good.
I come down.
You
Dude
I
Is wrong with this game
the
This game actually gonna fucking break my PC
My back
I'm starting this game is actually I don't know what is wrong with this game but this
This is fucking unbelievable.
I'm trying to start the YouTube stream again.
I don't know if the YouTube stream is actually on or not.
It just says, preparing stream.
Okay, I'm starting the YouTube stream. I think it's out the beginning.
My games at 11 FPS.
I'm just going to go try to finish this is the most first we'll show that I've ever seen
Oh my life, this game is fucking actual house.
Thank you.
You
all right are we back
chat this is this might be the most broken game i've ever like the i don't know what
but i don't i don't know
i i think that if i had to guess the new and video drivers are just completely fucked with this game
i really don't know what what the fuck is wrong with this piece of shit game
I mean, I didn't want to skip it because I thought it was fine.
I mean, the game is like the game is a fun run, but I do
I don't know what's going on.
My game was literally running at 5FPS.
And by the way, I checked, I checked my GPU.
I thought maybe my GPU was like overheating or something.
My GPU is at 60 degrees.
It's not even, it's completely fine.
But we only have one bubble left so I'm gonna try to finish the fucking run, regard those.
Okay the stream I'm pretty sure is delayed by like 45 seconds right now.
I hope it's those two.
Are you approved?
Love.
I don't think it is a place to be come with.
Only someone with brain damage would fly.
Yeah.
So who was it?
You can tell me I won't drive it.
Just a name was face.
I guess I'm asking face.
Wasn't for you, what?
I mean, I don't want her to assume.
Doesn't make you wrong about it.
Okay.
Welcome home, Russian man.
I think we killed everybody, the audio is so delayed, whatever dude, I'm just gonna
fucking beat the game, this is fucking piece of shit game.
Well, that was fun.
Got to hit the way he did his best.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
So we did a glitch with this turret which will let us come on go through the fucking wall.
There we go.
Oh, got the game is that the game is going to fucking 10 fps again.
Bro, this game is so fucked!
What is wrong with this game, dude?
I can't do it.
Holy shit!
Thank you for your support.
Good evening.
Oh, hey!
Hmm.
Look at this, look at this!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh!
Oh, this game is fucked.
All right, it's time to beat the game, Chab.
You bet we're gonna shoot her through the crack in the door
I
Fuck this game.
I have no idea what is wrong with this game.
It must be something to do with the current and video drivers, like the 5000 series.
Because when I played this game when it came out, there was not, I didn't have this issue.
You know...
You know...
It's...
...work?
Okay...
Your goals
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