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NEW YEARS MARATHON - Speedrunning Every Game I Ever Ran* !subincentive
01-07-2026 · 7h 40m
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is to uh I think we're gonna cap the marathon at 50 games total so 25 bonus games
there's some games and that I'm just not gonna be able to run that in the
marathon, teens we are half way down.
Yeah, what's up, Dara?
There's so many of the big games already.
There's still a lot of good games left.
We still have Cuphead, we still have a mock runner, we have dishonor, doom,
Lides a P, Mordle Show, RE1, RE4 Remake, Rezenable A, Starts those two,
Dark Souls 1, Elden Ring, the Super Mario Odyssey, that's
That space... I didn't run that space remake. I ran that space one now.
Yeah, I played that signal.
I guess I already knew it was a little loud.
Yeah, I played that signal. That signal was all the fun.
It's out of the wall.
All right, see you later.
I
Like the thing is I want to do lies of key
But I don't know if the thing is if we do lie to pee I need to make like backup saves.
Like I have to make backup saves because it's just...
If you mess up the strats on the bosses you just fucked.
like, so much of, I don't know.
We could try to do, like, we could downpatch
LizaP and we could do, you know, the broken route,
or, or we could, just do like glyphos in my zippy.
Or we could just do like glitchless in my ZAP.
The thing is I never really ran glitchless.
I mean, I could do the, I could use the Glave on current patch.
It's going to be, it's going to be kind of like a casual playthrough though.
It's not really going to be that much of a speedrun, but
If I down patch I absolutely have to, I don't even think I don't even know if there's a down patch guide for Lysapu.
What's the broken route? Well yeah, you like, you do zips and you just skip like fucking 90% of the game.
But the problem with the old patch route is that you use consumables to kill all the bosses.
And like if you die, if you use all if you waste all the consumables and then you die the boss at the end, then you're fucked.
Because you don't have like a good weapon,
so you just fucked.
Like then, if you don't make a backup save, you can't afford to buy more consumables.
So you just have to fight the boss legit with like no stats and like a dog shit weapon.
So I would definitely need to make safe falls.
Yeah, just don't die, that's true.
Alright, well, I'm downloading old patch of the game.
I'm not even the very first patch of Lies of P.
I don't know if we're going to do Lies of P today though,
but I'm downloading it at least.
Although I just realized,
should I have enough space for this thing?
I do.
No DLC.
Oh, I...
I find some of you guys like it's like some of you guys just want like a fucking casual place here.
Like the thing is I didn't speed around the DLC. I don't even thought dude.
I played the DLC once.
Like I can't do the DLC for Lysopy.
All right hold on. I gotta go to the bathroom chat. I'll be right back.
and
an awesome choice
right
and back
what's up
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battle the classes today
maybe
maybe not
that I'd make this prediction
F***!
That's so spicy.
Only up and the thing about only up is like
If I do only up, it's it's just gonna be like depressing because I'm so rusty at the game
Like I'm gonna want to I'm gonna want to I
Want to do the dragon skip for the dragon launch, but I do it. It's like I
Don't I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it
it. I'm just so rusty at only up. The thing is, when I did my birthday marathon
two years ago, I did only up in the marathon, but it was like, I had just ran the game
like a month ago, so it was still fresh in my mind.
Yo, what the fuck? Silvermind, holy shit, thank you for the 90 gifted subs.
Yeah, down. Thank you, man.
Uh, here on my show. Thank you for the resubs as well.
ZL-Mighty Josh Cop, uh, Dying Lared tokenized.
Thank you guys.
Sub-Jun.
Well, thank you, uh, thank you so much.
So, for mine, that is...
That's very generous of you.
All right, chat.
We all sat through all the four we deserve only.
Yeah, but you guys are going to be disappointed
Because I'm so rusty it only up I'm not even gonna be able to do the fucking speed run strats
I mean I'll be able to do some of them
I don't know the thing is like we could we could probably try to do the dragon skip but we're definitely gonna need to
We're going to need to use the trainer because it's like, if you try to do, if you try to do the dragon skip and you fail it, you have to wait three minutes every single time you want to try it.
If you fail one single time, you have to wait for the dragon to do a full rotation around the fucking map just to just to get on the dragon.
and then like, and that's assuming you managed to get on the dragon, but you can still mess up.
The dragon is, the dragon is such like a, it's such a hard skip because it's, it's like you, you just, you get one try, and then that's basically it.
I think the next game chat is going to be
Oh, I saw it.
the
about putting Rinscape in his own name and doing my coax assistant, but uh, I
know I don't think I'm actually going to do that. It was a thought though.
You bad knows the chat doesn't know that means.
That's fine.
We are going to do mortals
shell.
As seriously, thank you so much for the 90 gifted sub-sovermind Ace.
Thank you for the gifted sub-sovermind as well.
Garank Toe, thank you for the 18 months RBD, thank you for the 100 bits.
Thank you very much everybody.
Or toel shell.
I'm gonna beat Nemm's record.
Totally.
Oh, you know what?
Hold on.
I actually downloaded old patch for Mortal Shell, so...
Actually, wait, did I download old patch?
I don't even remember if there is an old patch for this fucking game or not, I think I did down with old patch.
I did.
You
Obviously, oh yeah, no, you do need old patch for Mortal Shell otherwise the final boss fight is kind of cancer.
My controller doesn't work.
Hello?
Why doesn't my controller work?
It should be working out.
I don't know what to do.
It's a totally bitch.
Okay, it works now.
All right.
You guys ready to put some more to the shell?
I'm excited for Mortal Shell 2 actually.
Martial 2 trailer looks pretty good.
Have you guys seen the Martial 2 trailer?
You know, let's watch it.
Alright.
you might be
oh hold on let me turn on
may switch this so my bot my youtube bot doesn't get fucking DMC aid
The thing is, the trailer's pretty cinematic, but the enemy design looks pretty cool.
You
I mean, I don't know, Mortal Show 1 had the okay game play. It's not like it was bad by any means.
The trailer is very cinematic, but I just, the creature, like it looks, there's a lot of variety in the enemy design.
No game audio, yes, sorry. The trailer, I was watching a trailer for our game, which has copyrighted music, and I don't want to get demonetized because I play it a song for 30 seconds.
All right, let's do this and thank you again, still remind for the
for a 90 gifted sobs.
Crazy now.
Hmm.
Alright, so the thing is...
YouTube streamed down.
I don't think so.
I think you're just wrong.
But okay.
Maybe I don't know. Now I see now I'm going to go check.
Now I'm going to go check and the YouTube stream's going to be up and I'm going to be annoyed.
No, it's fine.
What is it with people saying stuff and just like they have no idea?
Yeah, like the stream's on, it's fine.
I just don't understand.
Like are you just...
I don't get it.
I don't even think people are baiting. It's like I just don't understand though. Like I
Don't even think people are baiting men
I don't know anyways
All right here we got shot
Let's go.
Adam's so fucking slow.
All right hold the LT to harden
You have to talk to this fucking thing
This is the tutorial
I don't think there is a kind of building there at home.
It's home to kill us.
Game sound is too loud, it does seem a bit loud, let me turn it down a bit.
If I did this right, I should already be crawling in the tunnel.
Oh, I did it wrong.
That's great.
Fuck.
I don't know what I did wrong.
Yeah, there's some cool tech in this game. Nothing's super crazy, but there's a few skips and things you can do.
It's a pretty short game.
It's games only like 30 minutes long. It's gonna definitely take longer in this run though.
The thing is, you need to do all the bosses basically hitless first try.
Otherwise you get sent back like 10 minutes. Well, like, fuck, I don't know. You get sent back like really far.
So, so the thing is the best way to speedrun this game is to do it in this form that I'm in.
This is like the shellless form or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
But if you look our stamina bar is fucking disgustingly large.
And that's because we have no shell.
So, this is like basically one of the trade-offs.
this is the foundling form you have a crazy amount of stamina these are also the
checkpoints of the game they're basically like bonfires now we need to go grab
this chest over here. Hopefully this guy doesn't kill us before we open up.
Alright that's good.
Yes, we die and one hit to everything.
Every single enemy will kill us and one hit.
There are shells that you can find.
I'm not supposed to go in here, oopsie's.
I think I'm going to die.
Now we need to also hope that we don't get killed here.
spot.
I'll add, I'm used.
No, we were supposed to go down here, then.
Or maybe I'm just soup.
Maybe I'm just fucking super lost, sir.
These are my home.
Now, this is the right way.
I don't know.
Can you turn off the camera shake actually?
You can.
That's a weapon upgrade that we just picked up in the chest there.
All right, so we are going towards the first boss of the game, low theory, turn camera
sick to 200% does it actually make it higher?
Let's see.
Oh, you can do 120%.
So I'm not actually supposed to grab this checkpoint.
But I'm going to because it's a little dangerous.
Alright, so we got a ability for our sword.
Thanks for that special move.
Alright, so we're grabbing another upgrade material.
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I'm your true friend, Sam.
That was me.
Thank you.
open the door open the door
All right, we got another upgrade material there.
Okay, there's a checkpoint before the boss, normally you wouldn't grab this, but I'm just, I don't know, these
Boss fights are kind of they're not that hard but like I don't want to fucking have to run back for three minutes every time I do
Oh
Basically the way if you're if you're going for record in this game you basically you fight the you fight these bosses
You beat them first try and then you use your hunters mark or your like dark sign to go back to the main hub
Because basically the way that how you beat this game is there's three bosses total you need to go kill in three different areas of the game
You kill those three bosses and then you go back to the main hub and then you fight the final boss
So there's like four bosses total in this game
The boss fights actually aren't that hard, but this guy has this like
that was not very good but yeah you get a lot of eye frames in this game this guy
as like this
Oh my god, they actually beat him first time.
Holy shit.
I don't even remember how I quit shit in this game.
Who the tarnished mass that used?
Well, maybe we shouldn't have grabbed the checkpoint.
It's now we have to run all the way back out of here, which normally you would, oh wait,
I need to interact with this thing, don't I?
Did we do Death Stranding? We are not doing Death Stranding.
Yeah, normally you would just hunters mark out of this area.
Got it then running back out.
I don't know because we
look at this way
I'm fucking lost.
I think this is the right way.
When you find it, together we will-
Ordle Shell was giga-ass. How dare you?
Game is a fucking masterpiece.
I liked Mordle Shell. Certainly not.
Not bad grader.
Who's saying that?
you can also negate fall damage in this game by oh my god you can negate fall damage
by pressing the hard and button you can harder than I do about to hit the ground
Yeah, after we killed the boss, we basically would have just teleported straight back here
Which would have been really nice, but that's okay. All right now we need to go up here and talk to this big boy
Who will give us
Look at this ability to parry
the
finishing acid is an upgrade material for your weapon
Oh my god, I think my FPS is too high.
Alright, so now...
Yes, I'd like to ask if any at all is being heard.
Well, the Charlie and Gagets are surely the southern of the fames of our collection.
There we go.
I'm not gonna need to use this side of you.
Okay, so we are buying a funching asset from this guy.
We're gonna drop down.
Now we're going to the frost boss.
I ran boards of the fallen, yes.
If we want to run boards of the fallen, I'm going to have to...
I'm going to have to downpatch again.
As in boards of the fallen, we used this like hammer.
We basically just throw hammers at all the bosses to kill them,
but they like nerfed it.
Now we don't pick up any shells for the speedruns, not worth of.
I ran the new lords the fawn.
I never ran the old one.
All right, so now we are going to upgrade our weapon to max.
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Oops!
I think you can parry this guy. I tried to go for a parry, but maybe that wasn't my best idea.
okay so there's a tech in this game chat where you basically do 2 R1's and then you dash
and that a lot because if you look the R1 combo the 30 to the combo is kind of
ass. So you can you can dash in between attacks like interrupt the combo. I guess if
I don't know if you do it, I don't know, something, something.
I don't know, sometimes when I'm dashing, it's like, it's not, it's not interrupting the combo.
Like right there, it did the third hit of the R1 combo, which got me killed, because it's so slow.
I'm not going to try to carry this guy, the one shot, I mean everything one shot to in this game, even like the enemy's people to die.
I mean, I have no health.
It's okay, we'll just we'll just play it slow
I mean, yeah, if you speed around this game, it's basically a little bit rough
But to be fair, like you have a lot of eye friends gonna die and the boss is like overall aren't that hard
I just need to be more careful
the
Brought send me flying. Holy shit.
I've catch you for that sake.
That's me.
The bosses aren't that hard. I tried to carry again.
I tried to carry his head smashed,
but I don't think you can do.
You also need a unique, like enough.
If you want a carry and enemy, you need enough energy, I think.
I need to remember which attack there's like one attack specifically that you want to carry on this guy, I think
Okay, I thought I thought I thought I
I can't you'll finish this.
I thought that I could.
I thought I could outspace that.
And I stopped trying to parry.
I don't care about him.
Damn, dude. I that was just great. That was great. I thought I
I should have just hardened bro. I just needed to harden myself. I just needed to get hard now
Dude, why does it do the third hit of the fucking combo?
I dodge canceled bro.
What do you mean?
Like it does do it, it's doing the third hit of the combo, which is fucking ass man.
Alright, whatever, I'm just gonna just go as slow as I possibly can.
What if I stand like really hard now?
Okay, that was actually bad R&G.
I got hit by a stalagmite falling from the ceiling.
I've kept your next secret.
Found me.
Still act tight, whatever, now that's actually, that is genuinely like that are in
you.
When you, well, I can't remember, maybe in the, if you killed this guy properly, he never
gets a chance to do that attack, I don't remember, but this up's he, I was watching
sound will have to run last night.
I'm actually just washed up good.
It's fucking over.
Well, I'm going to see how I did this fight in my PB.
I'm actually curious.
the
You succeeded by not tying over and over
Here we go
if you actually want a wave like right around here
I didn't even die to the boss, bro.
I died to the fucking the shitballing from the ceiling again.
I can't you can't see.
There's a golden bell that we need to pick up somewhere.
Fuck, I don't remember where the golden bell is.
Fuck, where's the golden bell?
We need the golden bell.
I don't know if I forgot to grab it. There's a golden bell that we need to pick up somewhere.
Fuck, I don't remember where the golden bell is.
Fuck, where's the golden bell?
We need the golden bell.
I think the Golden Bell might be in here.
Yes, okay
So I'm gonna grab a how far man. I really don't want to grab this
This is the instance of what makes them human.
Actually, wait, could I have, well, let's do it now.
Fuck me.
I can't remember, was there, I don't know if there's no,
I think I should have just,
I should have just taken the checkpoint that was at the top.
This was a terror, this was a terrible idea, chat.
I did the same mistake in my last marathon, fuck.
Now we're gonna have to run all the way back up.
this fucking, this place.
It would have been better just to take the checkpoint up top after the last boss
and then just done the skip every time.
There's also technically a skip for the, one of the cutscenes there,
but barely saves like any time, so whatever.
Alright.
Find the Frost boss.
all right, this is the
I need to remember how to
run about this crusty game. Yeah me too.
I don't even think we can, we can be parry without, without me, or without me,
I have kept your flesh safe.
Okay.
As we spawn in front of you...
I'm still alive.
Render Perry...
...I'm trying...
...a time...
I can't remember, do I have any items that give me the resolve?
I can't remember what any of these goddamn items do.
I'm not really.
You said you just got a first try the bosses.
Yeah, I mean that's how it works in the if you're going through.
If you're going for record the boss fights are even the boss fights genuinely are
even that hard in this game is just no I'm I'm fucking rusty.
Yeah.
How is that not a parry?
I guess because I don't have meter.
I don't know, maybe we shouldn't try to parry until we get meter, I guess.
The Perry gave you a meter before, but it's hard like the window to parry as harder
if you don't have a meter.
Gosh.
Alright, let's try again.
That's supposed to blow up, why didn't it blow up?
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
Holy shit.
I'm so confused, he's... wait.
Why is it not?
Oh god.
Very explosion is an upgrade.
Oh yeah, I think you're right.
I forgot to put on the fucking molten spike.
Oh son of a bitch dude.
Fuck.
I've kept your fish safe.
Fuck!
There's no- Oh, whatever we're going to have to do without the fucking fuck man.
The molten spike actually makes the spikes so much easier, oh this is really good.
It feels like I'm hitting that like I'm pairing at the right time, but I guess you have to
I kinda wanna go grab the molten spike, even though it's 100% not worth it, but I just want you guys to see how strong this shit is.
Yeah, I could backtrack, it's just really bad.
But whatever, I mean, this run is stopped as fuck, and it was, luckily this game
is short, it's okay.
I need to remember the way back though.
I think we're going the right way.
low staircase.
Yeah, I mean it's a 30 minute game if you have like like a few going for record.
We are going to grab
when you take this out, which...
Alright, we're gonna go back and upgrade.
I can't believe this got a sequel. I mean, that's actually sold decently well, I think.
Why don't I have the moldy spike?
So confused.
I thought that you get the molten spike.
Aweigh, I remember where it is.
I really fucked up.
You get it after beating the fire boss.
Not exactly.
All right, you know what, whatever dude.
I need this fucking molten spike, I completely forgot.
I completely forgot about this pickup.
I mean, I don't need it, but it's quite useful.
I don't know, whatever. We're just going to go grab it.
I'm just going to accept, find mistake.
When you get in, you look.
Maybe I should maybe I should come back to running mortal shell and try to beat Names record is epic world record, buddy God.
I think it's over this way.
Okay, now I'm fucking lost, this is great.
I
Honestly just fucking
This fucking kill me. I'm gonna go check my vibe because I just can't fucking can't fucking remember anything
When the fuck did I grab this fucking thing dude, I'm so confused.
You grab the moment spike before the first fucking boss?
Dude, what is going on?
Oh, you know what, okay, I know why I'm confused.
I'm confused chat because in my record, from before I don't actually get the
molten spike. I think I've picked up the molten spike later before the third boss.
No, I do have the more, wait, I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
What the fuck is going on?
Okay, in...
I'm so unbelievably confused right now.
In my PB, here you know what I will show, I mean I will show you guys.
In my PB, I do not use the molten spike.
I don't even use the...I don't even upgrade the thing with the molten spike.
However, in the fight, in the fight, I have the explosion.
I parry the boss, see?
And I apply this thing that makes the boss explode.
And look at that, it does like fucking 30% of its health, but I don't have the molten spike.
I think that you actually, I think that there's a button that I can press, the change.
You're exploiting from the fireboss, yeah, but I don't know how to hook up.
is it on the item I need to use my inventory?
I'm so, I'm so incredibly confused.
I just don't remember how any of this works.
I actually, I don't know. I don't know.
I need to give it to the guy in the tower.
Then I just not talk to the tower guy enough.
Is that all I did wrong?
I like how the molten spike is showing up in the tutorial.
Oh man, this is actually such a disaster shot.
This is such a fucking...
This is such a mess.
I should have just tried to beat them all.
Well, I'm glad you guys are having fun.
I am, I know I'm having fun, I'm just frustrated that I forgot how to do this fucking badly.
I just didn't talk to this guy, you're sure.
Let's see what's going on in the world so I can't have the opportunity to go to this place.
I'm going to go to this place.
Okay, let's try this again.
uh oh it's...
man, you know it's funny as I was talking, when I was talking to that guy, I
felt like I got through that dialogue really fast, I was just thinking of myself!
And I was right.
and well yeah I was right
all right
forgot I ran mortal shell yeah it wasn't for very long
Okay, I'm not gonna grab this checkpoint.
All right, good.
I don't know why that wasn't a parry.
A sig, thank you for the three months.
I think I needed a parry earlier.
The parry timings in this game are like, I really weird.
Yeah, I ran lords at the phone before.
We do lords at the phone.
If we do loads of the fall and I'm gonna have to downpatch the game though, is as usual
devs have fixed all the speedrunning strats and nerfed all of the useful stuff in this
speedrun.
I can't feel it just now.
I don't know how I was doing this so like for a while before.
and
an old pass of mortal shell
I can still mark the
one
I
You know I fuck it up maybe I'm just gonna grab the fucking checkpoint again
Whatever man, alright, let's go
If I was my bad, I was not, I was now paying attention.
That was reading shit.
I've kept your flesh asleep.
I don't need.
I think it's lady.
as
What a funassar, Steve.
Yeah, to banger.
Ah!
I'm fucking damn it dude. Why am I even trying to bury this fucking guy dude? God damn it.
I should just fucking melee spam and that's just...
I want to use the fucking explosion fuck dude.
This game is really punishing when you don't remember the bosses because you die in one fucking hit.
I don't know, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I tried to parry.
I tried to parry.
I tried to fucking parry!
I'm sure they're just so...
Give me out of the...
I don't want to play mortals on anymore.
the
the
...
is so fucking ass man. It's so fucking shit. God fucking damn it, dude.
You have to parry that attack so early. You literally, okay, all right, it's fine. I checked my
You have to parry that attack before it even starts.
Like before he even moves, you have to parry.
Do it then, yeah, well, I couldn't remember the fucking timing.
Welcome home, machine one.
I've kept your flesh safe, family.
Skip mortal, so I'm not, I will fucking die to this boss for 30 more minutes.
I don't care.
killing him. Honestly I just shouldn't even try to parry him but I'm too stubborn.
I want to do the fucking parry strat because that's what you do in the speedrun.
All right.
Normally, he does not instantly attack the frame that he finishes his phase 2 transition.
It's fucking a piece of shit, boss.
So, I'm just going to force the pack possible. Nice.
Alright, you fucker.
I walked into his snow cloud and I died.
Oops.
I've kept you flesh safe.
Downing.
This boss' headboxes are so fucking dog shit he killed me before even swung bro.
God, this fucking boss sucks ass.
I've kept your finish safe.
Down in the end.
Like, the Perry timings are so...
...but precious for this fucking boss.
Ah...
I dunno.
Alright, I think I might just stop trying to parry him
and just...
I think I'm just going to stop trying to parry him and just fucking, I don't know, it's
trying to parry it.
Trying to parry this guy without remembering the parry timings exactly is just, it's just
so fucking horrible.
I think this first parry also sucks the ass because I don't have, I don't have any
meter, so the Perry window is like half the fucking timing. It's like...
I'm going to shoot attack.
I'm on a ferry, I'm so badly.
I really don't have to frame like twice in these fucking dead, but
I don't know. I don't know how to fucking parry that attack like dude the timing the timing feels good
I don't understand how that's not a fucking parry dude. I don't fucking get it
I don't know if it's like a spacing issue or what
This boss is fucking awesome
I'm actually gonna crash out. I'm stuck on this fight for like 30 fucking minutes
I did watch my vibe, that's the thing, it's like I'm pressing the fucking
carry at the same time, but it might maybe my spacing from him is bad, so that's
I missed the parry by one frame I guess, or...
I've kept your energy down to me.
I'm gonna die again missing this fucking area.
off the point of attack
Throw.
He did the one frame start of attack for opinion I guess.
You can actually strafe that attack to the right, and then parry the follow-up, which I think
It is like the best strat to do.
This is the last boss, no.
I'm going to type skill issue where let's play for the 10,000 times, so funny, I don't know.
God damn it, I should have been erupted this fucking at the time.
This is like the slowest attack in a fucking video game I've ever did.
That's the one you're supposed to parry.
I've kept your flesh safe.
You can make jokes.
It's just...
Just...
I've seen the same joke fucking 20,000 times.
This gets kind of old, man.
You can't have to save the water anymore.
We got this.
Oh my god, I thought I was going to die there.
how through.
Good, like that is the peritiming. I don't, very meta-tack is fucking broken. I swear to God,
it's just broken. Like, that should fucking work. That should fucking work. It makes no sense.
How is that not good? I just, I don't fucking get it.
I'm sorry.
A fuck it.
I'm done.
I'm done trying to pair that attack.
I just can't do it.
Doing it way too late.
I guess so.
I guess I need to do it earlier.
But I'm pressing the button before the boss even fucking moves.
I don't know how I can do it any earlier.
I thought I said I was done pairing well, yeah, but I'm stubborn and I want to
fucking parry him.
I've kept your finish safe, family.
This is actually so depressing right now.
We've been on this boss for like 40 minutes. I just I can't I literally can't I can't fucking kill this dog shit as fucking boss
I've kept your flesh safe, found in the name.
Guys, I don't think I'm having fun anymore.
The thing is that, so for anybody who doesn't know that first period is much harder
because I do not have, in the bottom left you can see there's a currency, like yellowish bar.
It's much harder to carry the boss if you do not have.
If you do not have the mirror, it's much harder to carry the boss.
Fuck this fucking game, bro!
This fucking... Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. Alright, I've got this.
I can't do a flash.
After I do my special attack, two R1's max.
You don't kind of play it. Yes, I do.
What? I'm not just going to give up.
What is it with this fucking everybody?
This is like, just give up, bro.
Just fucking give up.
No, I'm not fucking giving up.
I'm not taking the easy way out.
Okay, we're gonna do two of this.
Yes.
No.
Should've hit him like that.
Should've gone my poke attack.
Yes
Fuck you
Oh my god, we did it wow
Yeah, I should have done that the whole time
Now, the next boss is actually a lot easier.
Ugh.
I never said that this run was going to take 30 minutes.
I said that the run was 30 minutes.
The record is 25, the record is 25 minutes in game time, 30 minutes RTA, and
What are you fucking?
Fennets!
We're going to get it.
Look longer on a boss than the entire day, but now we remember how to do this boss.
So if we wanted to go for record and model show, we're ready.
It was just practice. We're just de-rusting in the marathon, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not fucked with you, Harry.
I'm never going to run this again, you don't know that.
You don't know, you don't know me.
You don't know what I'm going to do.
Wait.
Get together.
Oh, this run has been that that was really that was really rough now.
Magnus.
I should have just I should have just tried to parry the melee attack because it seems like that was like.
It seems like the melee attack is like, well these fucking enemies are so loud.
But it seems like the melee attack is the easiest one to carry, like by far.
I can't teleport, no.
I'm just dragging out the marathon guys, it's okay.
I don't want to finish the games too quickly now.
Oh, anyways.
That's now we're doing a skip.
Oh, that's not right.
Oh, that's definitely not right. Oh, that's good.
I don't think I can't really put it in words.
how jank pairing that frostbosses though the timings are so unintuitive it's it's like unfuckably well, how bad it is
Yeah, this area coming up is like a six minute it's like a six minute straight run so here we go
there's a skip we can do here though guys it's called gate skip
so we go backward we dash backwards here
I have to be asked to you, huh?
Why isn't this working?
and
My FPS actually...
I don't know why this is a working.
Oh.
Maybe I actually named it the unhigher fiasse.
was more precise than I remember. Maybe it does only work on the RFPS.
That was, we actually got it there. Okay, I know, we got, we can do this.
the evil within barrel skip again non-analy we got this we got this
good I'm so rusty at this game this is so painful then this is the thing
about speed running some games though chat is like if you have an
practice some days. Let me just go so. Especially like this game you need to like
know hit the bosses. To be fair the boss fights aren't that hard but still.
Yeah the death now this run is really not that hard. All right here we go.
the
way
all right now we need to not die to these random enemies
The thing is though, if I...
Oh.
only thing I'm not sure about is if I because I did the gate skip I don't know if I
grabbed the checkpoints in this area I don't know if I can run back like safely
Maybe I make a save file.
I can't remember if this game has like, does it say, I don't remember if it saves
your position where you quit out or if it automatically teleports you to the checkpoint.
Is running back through this area is going to be complete as...
I actually don't fucking know what to do.
Let's find out, I guess.
Does it save position or does it teleport?
Because if it teleports me back to the checkpoint, I'm going to get sent all the way
Back to the start.
Well, that's great.
Good thing I checked.
So glad I checked.
I think there's a very, uh, very good cheques able to say this game.
Alright we're just gonna grab the check plan I guess.
It's okay chat, everything's fine, everything's okay.
I get to spend more time with my chat playing mortal shell.
Things fantastic.
one of my running a quiet place, never
I'm going to grab the checkpoint, which means I'm going to have to run all the way back
through and hopefully the gate isn't going to block me and soft block me.
Honestly, I don't fucking remember this game is so punishing to do an marathon, my goodness.
At least like if you haven't prepared for it.
Watch me.
Oh, right. You actually die when you drop into this boss arena unless you press the fucking
the button. I forgot about that. You have to harden before you have your ground.
I should see.
Down me.
It's fucking weird ass boss.
This boss is actually, it's like completely scripted, but the problem is if you don't have the, if you don't have the meter going into the boss fight, it's just fucked.
It's like everything, everything in this run just is built, everything in this run is built around you first trying every boss, and if you don't, then it's just horrible.
Yeah, I mean, I don't have to redo the run every time. That's why I grabbed the checkpoint because I just knew I just knew I was gonna die this guy
Luckily I can skip the cuts
But that's the attack I'm supposed to know.
I thought I had to the little fucking...
That was sweet.
So this boss is either it is and the speed run this boss is literally like completely
free.
But again, I don't have fucking, I don't have, I don't have meat or go in.
into the fight so I can't fucking do the scripted strad.
I thought I staggered him but I didn't or is that how the stagger works on this guy when you stagger him the baby fucking shoots you with the bow dude
I don't fucking remember
I've kept your finish safe
I don't remember
What was that fucking metal pipe sound effect?
Okay, you can, alright, my bow, my bow. I thought that you could strafe that guy, but I guess not.
I've kept your flesh safe, that'll me.
Well time bro, I can't even get a shell even if I wanted to, but yeah, honestly maybe
for this, maybe for the marathon I should have just grabbed a shell, because it probably
would have made it.
Probably would have made it easier, I don't know, it's hard to say.
I've kept your finish safe, darling.
the
of
the
Oh, come on.
Oh, I've had it.
Wall, Martin, doesn't matter.
I don't want you to have this fucking game bro.
No, this boss is a second-fakeist, too.
Uh, god.
That's my bad, this is my bad.
I did, I just, the problem is I'm trying, I just, if I play these fights slow, like
an actually try to survive, if I just play casually, like I can kill the boss, I just,
I keep trying to go for...
I can't you all finish save.
Now, just I'm just too greedy man.
I'm excited for Mortal Shell too, actually.
Alright, we got this guys.
Protosh was walking straight up to the camera, he's just horrifying dude.
What the fuck?
I've kept your flesh safe and I think...
Well luckily, in second phase, well you know what, I won't spoil it, it's very, it's, it's so cool.
I don't want to spoil the second phase transition.
I'm so mad at you, man.
Oh, no, no, no, the fucking shell!
I damn it dude!
This fucking piece of shit, shooting the fucking crossbow man, I tried to dodge, I only
went for one swing man.
It's so fucking annoying, you stagger the boss and then you just get shot by the fucking
and baby trick shop, man.
Ever imagined this would be so troublesome, yeah.
Because I mean, I don't really care that much about it.
There we go again.
Okay, thanks, too.
We killed the fucking baby.
You're pissed!
Nice, I don't fucking remember this.
Good second phase, right?
All right, let's find... we got this chat.
Sorry, I'm just checking my fucking vibe.
You don't actually want to bury the second phase.
Why not upgrade HP?
because that's not how this game works.
Alright.
No!
No!
Stop!
I think shooting me!
This fucking shit...
This shit-ass boss bro.
I can't you'll flesh see.
I'll know it this. I also know hit this.
I know hit every fucking boss in this game before.
That's literally what you have to do in the speed run.
are
the
are
I'm dodging!
Oh, I'm dodging!
I'm fucking dodging!
What do you mean?
I can't... I can't...
I can't let this fucking game!
Is it gonna be a two and a half hour mortal shall run dude?
It's horrible.
This is horrible.
It's going to kick.
Wait, wait for the fucking combo.
Why am I so greedy dude? I really thought I'm so stupid. I deserve this. I deserve every good in this
Why did I do that? I could have just I could have just rolled away? I could have just rolled away
Whatever, it's fine. We got it. We will kill him. We'll kill him. It's fine. I got I'm just gonna play the fight slow and everything will be fine
Okay
Okay, Chad. Okay
it is a scripted boss fight though actually pretty much like if the fight basically
goes through that exact same way every single time I remember
Okay, I do that.
Do you even want to use the fire parian this guy?
Like I swear I just, I feel like it actually just greets you.
I've kept your niche safe, foundling.
The air, the fire arrows actually just catch you like mid animation.
I've deepened the run as this fight, I don't know, like fucking 20 minutes.
It's not very far, I mean this game is pretty short.
Well, maybe like 25 minutes.
Fish?
What is wrong with Tom?
Why am I so greedy dude?
What is fucking wrong with me?
I just...
It was one in a way and I started to get the fucking hit off in time,
but fucking game is so...
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
That wasn't close enough.
That didn't.
If I did it, if I did it, jump it.
All right, I'm focusing.
I'm focusing up.
Well, I am the game, but in what case am I blaming the game?
I literally just said that I was greedy.
I'm dead, I'm dead because my fucking heart and yeah no this is okay okay that's
I thought that I could harden the explosion and then keep the hard and going for the
arrows, but there's no reason if I harden against the explosion, it cancels it.
I have to dodge the explosion with my actual eye frames and then harden the arrows
afterwards.
I don't know why it doesn't work the other way around, but...
Alright.
Long kill.
What?
What's...
Three...
Kit.
Three...
I've got the kick.
Now we have to run all the way back.
through this fucking shit hole.
It's not that huge great.
Ah.
Please, please make it end.
Make it end.
You know, like a bunny enough though, genuinely after this marathon run, I could probably,
I could probably actually run this game again, because we've had to spend so much time
on, well, except we've spent so much time on the frostboss and the fucking other boss
This is, where does this top part take?
So normally you don't have to run through any of this shit, but because we took the
the checkpoint for the boss. Oh god. I forgot about this fucking part. Oh Jesus Christ.
I
Guys one boss left
This supposed to be a soul's like yes
I am aware of mortalshell 2, we even watched the mortalsh-oh god.
Uh...
We have a problem.
Oh wait, the door... wait.
Coming down?
Okay, it's fine.
I guess... I guess it comes down automatically.
I don't fucking know.
That's good.
Softlock protection, my chef.
I thought we were softlocked, but I guess we're fine.
May chance for fear and hunger, God no.
Grinnger, I feel like it's probably a terrible speedrun on top of me, never, I don't know how to speedrun the game, but
feel like those kind of games are just not good for speedrunning.
Yeah, we watched the trailer for mortalshells, so you can just double it there we go.
Let's start like we started the stream.
Speedrun is just reset until you get the blank scroll. Yeah, that makes sense.
When you begin.
I don't know the thing about fear and hunger is there isn't like skill expression.
It's just like how fast can you use the menus? That's it.
Which I guess that skill expression, but I don't know. Some games are just really not good for speedruns.
Nice, nice, come on.
Oh, man.
Well, we're almost done with the Mortal Shell Chat.
This has been an absolute fucking nightmare of a run, but you know, it's okay, whatever.
Oh, my neck is so itchy.
Honestly, this marathon is just a testament as to how important it is to practice.
For speed running.
Here are the good stuff around.
I'm gonna make a backup save.
Oh God, no, I can't submit my two-hour mortal shall run into the leaderboards.
What shall I do at two-hour and 15-minute run?
So the leaderboards.
What will I ever do?
God, I can't believe it.
Oh, then I'm checking something.
All right, well, here we go.
Wish me luck, Chad.
It's time.
Enter hole.
It's an easy boss.
Boss literally takes like two minutes and you can stun lock it permanently. What do you mean this is an easy boss?
Boss takes fucking forever
You know, I'm wondering if you couldn't skip this cutscene.
I wonder if you died here if you like poison yourself and you died as you entered
a hole, if you could die during the cutscene, and then skip the cutscene, and we shall
be a huge time saved.
I need advice on how to master speedrunning a game practice a lot of practice until you
can do every second and comfortably without being stressed or worried about it.
Okay, it's got a lot of strats began.
Oh, that's not good.
Wait, I've actually hit him.
Bro, stop fucking jumping away from me when I fucking...
Oh, man.
Oh god, why is he fucked?
Okay, that's pretty.
I have no idea why the stun lock failed, I guess I wasn't spamming hard enough.
All right, well, this is why I made a safe file because, wait, let's grow. What am I in fucking photo mode?
No, I don't want to call the fucking wormfish. Jesus Christ, how do I fucking quit out of this game, bro?
No, I'm just going to get a fucking reboot of the game.
I have no idea how to even quit out of the goddamn game. When I press start, which normally
opens the menu to quit to menu, it opens photo mode for some reason. Why do I need to quit?
because I'm loading my save file because there is an item that allows you to
stun lock the boss, but you have to do it first try. Otherwise you lose that
item and there's no more that you can get in the run. So the fight becomes
cancer and I honestly just want to fucking move on from this game.
This item that you see in the bottom right it's called a Golden Bell.
The worst part is I have to watch the cutscene every time.
Maybe we turn on Cheat Engine.
This Golden Bell in the bottom right gives us like double roll.
Basically we can infinitely spam our...
We can infinitely spam one of our attacks
are like our special attack by having this golden bell.
And if we spam the attack properly,
we can basically permit us on the boss.
This fight is really, really ass.
Like if you don't do this dumb lockstrad, it's actually horrible.
Sounds like you're not a fan.
I just want to move on, man.
We've been playing this game for two and a half hours.
I want to do other stuff today.
If I didn't make a safe pile, we might be on this boss's wife for another hour and a half.
I'm not even fighting here.
I'm so much scared.
This fight is like absolute fucking hells.
I don't know, maybe just
I can maybe I can't skip the cutscene but maybe I can
and
I will try to make a save now maybe this will work
I don't know.
I'm still excited for Mortal Shell 2.
I don't even dislike this game.
I'm not having that great of a time because I don't remember how to fight the bosses.
And now it's crazy, crazy idea, but...
Oh, what the fuck?
the
I don't know, I don't know.
The stomach, like the stomach strat is just not working. I don't know what I'm doing wrong though.
I'm doing the right thing. I'm bow and put.
and I have no idea.
I mean, I'm on old patch, so at least I'm pretty sure I'm on old patch.
Maybe I'm not actually on old patch.
I'm home.
Do the every single time I fucking hit him with my ability jumps back like that's not supposed to happen
I don't know, I actually don't think I'm on a touch somehow
that's not working it's not working this the fucking stun lock is not
I'm in whatever I guess we can just fight him normally, I don't fucking know I don't know why old
patch doesn't work, so doesn't.
Strange. Why is it not an old, why is it not an old patch? I don't understand.
I literally downloaded the oldest version of the game that I could.
I don't think there was a beta version for this game, though.
Looking really sad. Thanks, Ma'am. Thanks. I controller doesn't work.
You
This is the second time I've ever seen a baby.
It's been a long time since I've been in this world.
I'm not a baby anymore, but I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
I'm a baby.
This is totally bitch.
A Pollywalk thank you for the gift that's sub to Verstabsky. Thank you.
I'm gonna go.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm trying to act down on the past for some reason.
map ID text file. I mean, no, but I don't think that matters. I mean, the game, the version
of the game that is being launched right now by the version, the version of the game that
is currently being launched is the one that I downloaded from the Steam Depot. So, I don't
know, I don't know. I just downloaded the wrong one, I guess, or something. I don't know.
Dude, why do devs have to be so fucking cringe and just fix?
This has been the most annoying part about the fucking marathon is how much fucking shit
It's like I have to downpatch half the fucking games because all of them just get fucking fixed
I mean, I don't know like the thing is I'm checking I right clicked the the EXC that is currently running on my PC
and it is the file directory of the one that I downloaded. So I guess I downloaded the wrong version.
I mean I don't know, but I don't I don't have the correct version of the game.
and
getting on fixing a game is crazy
okay
Yeah, I mean, this is the wrong version. I don't know.
I'm on this is a I'm on current patch right now, but I don't I don't know why I
mean we we have to just fight the boss legit I guess I don't know we might be here for
another hour but I guess let's just try try to fight it legit I can no hit this fucking boss
I guess
The higher version than you, I'm not sure. I mean maybe I maybe somehow they added the
stun lock strat in a later version of the game and it doesn't actually work on the release version.
But the glitchless version, the glitchless category on speedrun.com for this game is 1.01.12, which is the one that I'm on.
and I'm imagine what was the reason for something called a trainer
yeah let's just I mean if and I'm gonna download a cheat to one shot the boss
Why I'm not a spell this fucking hour before the game right now.
I'm not just killed the boss.
That's what I'm trying to do. I was responding to the guy and Jack saying that I should fucking cheat
This is why I wanted to download patch by the way because this fight is actually
fucking this terrible, but unfortunately I guess my old patched on my dinner work.
Oh.
Rip me, I guess.
Oh yeah, when he gets staggered, his head touches the water and can kill you.
I forgot about the bump though.
Oops.
If I downpatched the save file might not even quarter-fany more, so I don't know.
This is the last boss of the game.
On old patch you can permanently stun lock him.
It's completely free fight, but my old patched on the wooden work, so I have to fight
a legit.
The devs did not like use unlocking the boss, so they made it
They made it so when you you have this ability that stuns boss is when you hit them with it
But for some reason they made it so
When you use that ability all that happens now is the boss jumps away
But I don't even know how
I mean, I don't know that literally the oldest version that we're getting back in time.
See, like right there, I hit him with it, but he jumps away, so now I can't punish him at all.
I
About it didn't realize
We all had a hitbox
Welcome back.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, Darab, but I mean, they might be on and I don't know.
The thing is, there's no notes on the speedrun.com page about downpatching the game.
There's absolutely zero information, so I just downloaded the oldest revision of the game that was available, but I guess that's wrong.
I don't know.
I don't know.
of the one fish, the one fish is how you leave the fight.
I love enemies and boss fights, it's so good.
I can't see him.
to
his boss is such a bismal dog shit, it's insane
I don't even know what's happening to be honest
he does like this world pull attack
Maybe
I can kill from the ads right
I don't know, Chad, maybe we actually just flush this game.
I don't actually know, this fight, like, you just, you can see how this fucking boss fight
is just, it's like actual fucking cancer, it's so fucking bad, it's so fucking dogs shit.
You
Oh, very good!
very good indeed. I don't know, man. I don't know how to, I mean, yeah, I don't know. I think
this is just fucked. I mean, the whole reason I tried downloading old patch was so I wouldn't have to do this fight, because I just, I know, it's like, it's, it's literally like a ten minute fight.
It's it's just the fucking worst it's the fucking worst fight fucking ever in a video game. It's so fucking bad
Now he jumps away while mid-fuffing swing.
It's like this fight would be fine if you didn't have to kill 40 fucking enemies.
It's just like why do they have to put enemies in this past fight?
Oh.
It's good job, don't you?
Good job, though.
It's just so frustrating that they... they... they... like...
They made the boss input read your fucking... the way that they fixed it is so fucking unbelievably stupid.
They made it so that the boss input reads your fucking special attack and instantly jumps away.
So like, you go for your special attack and the boss just jumps away. And it's like, okay, I guess
I'm just not allowed to use my special attack and it's fighting you more because the devs
I was fucking decided to fix the light dust, it was just...
It's so fucking stupid now.
I just, I want to beat the game, Chef, but I don't know.
I don't know, I really don't like giving up and not finishing the game, but this is just horrible.
This is just fucking horrible.
Come back to it. What do you mean come back to it?
What does that even mean come back to it?
That just flush the round and do it again later, like I mean what?
I don't need to practice though, I just need to be on the right-fucking version of the game.
Oh, my...
Call the wormfish. Can I farm something? No. No, I can't farm anything. My weapons max upgrade level. This boss just has 10 million HP and it has ship mechanics.
I mean, I can get a shell, sure, but I don't really have any healing, so I mean, I
can get a shell so I can survive one hit, but then I'm going to have enough stat, I'm
barely going to have enough stamina to do like two attacks.
I mean, I can go get a fucking shell I guess
It gets to get a shell I'm pretty sure I need to kill a boss here
I've kept your flesh safe, down the main.
Also, my camera shake somehow reset it, so...
all right we'll grab the shell I guess I really don't think this is gonna
make things any better but
of
the
of
the
of
of the
one of the game because that's that's the whole goal of the marathon is to beat all the games
it's not to
get to the end of the games and then rage quit
I mean I know like
I know it's not that serious but it's just
I'm not a fucking quitter, I'm not a fucking quitter, I really don't like
I'm getting out of here.
I got to see, look at how bad this time is.
I don't think he can parry this much.
I look away from the boss from on the fucking second round.
Oh!
What the f**king f**k is that?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know he also loves.
And now it's summoning fucking abs
I'm ready.
I don't think I can do this.
But, I don't think I can do this.
I'm really excited.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do it.
I don't like this game, I don't like this game anymore.
It's speedrun this again. I mean if I was on old patch I could definitely speedrun it
because the boss is literally completely free. You just, you do a forehead combo and
then you use your special move and you can do that over and over again and then the boss
dies. But I'm not an old patch so I have to fucking deal with the cancer but fuck it boss
fight.
I'm sorry, Chad, that was like, that was actual fucking despair.
Damn.
Oh.
Devs actually wants you to play against the boss they've designed.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fair.
It's just that.
That boss is absolute ass, it's not even a fun fight, that's the worst part about it.
Like, the fight is just, oh the boss jumped away from you, oh it's spawning waves on the ground.
Oh, it jumped away from you again, oh it jumped away, oh and now it spawned 15 enemies.
Oh, and it jumped away, and it jumped away, and it jumped away, and it jumped jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
I can jump like 70 fucking times in that fucking fight.
It's horrible.
What is such a fucking terrible design for a boss, actually?
I did it. We did do it. We did, in fact, do it. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the
Mortal Shell run guys. Sorry, I was just fucking despairing and complaining
then, so I run. Uh, yeah, we did it. Hope you all enjoyed. Anyways, time to
move on to a game that doesn't suck us.
Could have played better. I should have played way more safe in that run.
Honestly, if I had played a bit safer on the fights, we would have finished a lot
quicker. And if we do have a run moral shell again in a marathon and we're on current patch 100%
I'm grabbing the shell. I'm definitely grabbing the shell next time because the shell,
honestly if we didn't grab the shell we might have still been there for like another hour.
I wouldn't be surprised. The shell definitely saved us.
Yeah, it's an outer wildsteer shirt.
All right, anyways, chat on to bigger and better things.
We move on. We stay positive. It's okay.
Did you finish outer wilds, Pontus?
and
nice well there's dlc as well
you have a dlc's definitely worth it
it's a bit different the dlc but it's
definitely worth it it's still really good
what it was over don't care much for that again
But you don't want another three hour mortal show run.
Have a good night, next see.
Also Dr. Repper, thank you for the five gifted subs, Dr. Reaper, thank you man.
another Death Loop run, I don't know, God.
Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Pontus.
Yeah, I love other ones.
All right, chat, we are going to do a game, which I'm sure none of you probably remember.
Welcome home, Ash and One.
the
way to hold on to actually need to
It's time for Bloodborne D-Mag.
I'm gonna have to do this, Mr.
I have 4k Reds, me.
Why is this a thing? Cause it just does.
I can't remember.
So there's actually some skips in this game chat. Leave it or not.
No, this is not the entire game.
You will see.
All right.
Anyways, I'm gonna go get a drink chat.
I'm gonna go get a drink,
and then we're gonna do some bloodborne.
Thank you for watching!
All right, Chad, here we go.
Bloodborne PSX, baby.
You need ugly umbrellas, but there's an outsider like yourself to begin with now.
He's here with a young and plump around.
But first, you need a contract.
Sorry, that was really loud.
I apologize.
I believe you're actually still a star military veteran.
You can do local co-op.
I don't even remember how to control the character in this game, but it'll be fine.
PC dial I guess so far.
240 FPS bloodborne baby.
You can skip these cutscenes by the way, but whatever, this game's pretty short.
I mean, I also said that about moral shall, but this game should be hopefully a bit easier.
Ha ha, you found yourself a hunter.
Alright, uh...
Alright, you have to use the D-pad to move.
Oh.
Oh, holy shit.
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
All right, you gotta go back to the first floor sick room, oops.
I'm gonna climb this ladder.
Oh.
Take it away.
Yeah, this, dude, I, I don't.
I don't think I remember the controls, Ben.
Do it.
But do you actually have to choose?
Oh, you can... oh my god.
Oh, okay, I got it.
Yeah, I don't remember the keybines, okay? It's not normal bloodborne chat.
out
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
I don't like a...
Nope, I don't know.
Let me go back just to restore my HP.
Alright, you gotta talk to Gilbert.
You must see a hunter and not run from around here on either.
I'm guilty about a fellow outsider.
You must have had a fine time of it.
Your item has a special way of treating guests.
Well, I don't think I could stand if I wanted it to,
but I'm willing to help if there's anything that can be done.
Thank you, Gilbert.
All right, we gotta equip our weapons, uh, it's down, it's awkward for booms, it's
a hundred-pistol booms, look at that, we even have charge our twos, oh wait wait, actually
hot, oh wait, oh yeah, there we go, it's charge our ones actually, yeah, we're gonna
There's actual skips in this game, though, chat.
It's Pog.
This isn't where I need to go, but I'm curious, you know, whatever, it's fine, we'll be fine.
You are not one of your great heroes, you are no biker, you are so great with a drag!
that's a
that seems a lot
how I'm going the right way
Thanks, though.
Yeah, yeah, this way away.
No!
Oh, hell!
Oh, hell!
Please, I'm gonna play with you, man!
BUCK!
I did run this. What do you mean?
Go fucking sick, my YouTube, bro!
I had the world record.
It's no no!
You fucking hell, you fucking hell, fucking man!
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, good chat.
Oh, I guess I might have activated a shortcut. I'm not sure.
All right, I don't know why the boys are so loud.
I don't know
Right you can't actually pause the fucking game
There's some bloodbiles over here
Oh
This isn't where I need to go, but...
I'm going to go that way.
You are not warning me, dear.
You're at it, me, alive, alive!
Oh, we need the shortcut.
Quick!
All right.
Hold on. Let me see if I can change the audio, oh yeah.
Welcome home good hunter. What is it you desire?
Welcome home good hunter.
the
thought that was like a fucking one of my de-sebelers are saying
All right, it's Claire Fees' time, baby.
Oh no, oh that's not good, okay we got the checkpoint, it's all good.
I can't remember if you can lock on in this game or not, I think you definitely can
lock on, I just don't remember how.
I think I should test on these enemies.
Oh, okay, I got it.
don't go
Oh, man.
Oh,
All right guys.
I think we go back to the hunter's dream.
And we need to buy throwing knives. A lot of them.
That's not the whole game.
Alright guys, it's time for the first skip of the run, the gate skip, the elevator
clip. Yeah, what's up, uh, Karmick? I was going to buddy.
Alright, so...
Am I going the right way?
No.
I think it's here.
Okay.
It's a little bit hard to get in the middle of the game.
It's a little bit hard to get in the middle of the game.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Good.
All right, it's fine.
All right, it's fine.
I'm not supposed to aggro both of those guys. I just need to aggro one.
I don't get one shot in this game, so yes, it will be fun.
Fuck!
I need a parody of this guy, I don't want to waste too many of my heals, because I do need
and then for the fights coming up potentially.
Fuck!
Need that other troll?
Need a good angle.
Yeah, sorry, that's it.
We're going to activate the shortcut just in case.
So yeah, you're basically just, oops, you're just hitting the loading zone by clicking
through the ball.
Alright.
So this part is kind of scary.
We need to dodge these boulders, but at one point.
all right we need to equip our growing knives
All right, there we go.
Be so close to the sharper you'll be one of them soon or later.
So there's a speedrun strap you can do on this fight you can
You can throw the knife
That's me.
Is it not worth more?
What the fuck?
Oh there we go.
Oh, stop, fucking rock.
I don't remember if there's a way to do a bonus, I don't remember if there's a way to do a bonus,
I keep losing the lock on and then I have to spend like four seconds turning my camera around.
Is there a quick turn?
Hello.
Oh, shit, you know what, I should've made this.
I really should have made a save, then I at least could have kept my supplies.
It's not good.
Oh, but, I mean, R1...
You
You
You
You
You
You
That's me, and not, what seems to be.
This is a funny, bad signal.
I guess that's a full combo.
Because that's a full combo.
I couldn't die. I couldn't die.
I don't know.
We could have beat him the first try.
This kind of sucks, I was worried about this as well.
It's like the more that we die, the more first this is gonna go.
I mean, I guess we can just kill the wolf,
and we can kill these two trolls over and over for bloodballs.
I guess it's fine.
Oh, we actually dropped to this time.
only cursed games today. Now we're fine. Okay, we got a double, double
mile drop that's good. It's okay, Chia. It's okay.
Didn't I say it would be a quick game?
Yeah!
I mean, it's still like, I think we got it. I think we got it this time.
Oh, he doesn't drop anything.
Oh, what is this ball set?
We're doing five runs, not speed runs.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, it's all good. It's all good, Chad. All right, here we go. We're taking our gas going. This is the run.
I think we broke him because we
I think we broke him when we were posted and turned the transform.
All right, perfect.
Oh, it's not over yet, chat.
The night grows deep.
I don't need to buy.
Uh, I don't do I have.
All right, can you sell in this shop?
Okay, I probably should have got a few more bullets.
I'm kind of scared of this fight that we gotta do, but it'll be fine, it'll be fine,
I'm sure I'm...
All right, we've got another skip coming up, chat.
Yo, Phil Rock, thank you for the 40 months.
Alright, so we can do a skip.
Over this fence.
Might take me a few tries.
It's...
I don't...
The camera's so awkward!
There we go.
1.
2.
2.
3.
2.
3.
3.
Now.
1.
3.
3.
4.
1.
Okay, the final section of the game chat, the Gilbert's estate.
you're in a spitt monkey
uh...
Okay, there's like a table skip that we can do.
Oh, it's right here.
I don't remember how to do it.
How does this fucking table skip work?
you're the speedrunner yeah it's close
Oh, you can get like boosted up here, but
Maybe I should check my run. Oh, there we go
I'm going to go outside because of this building.
Oh, shit.
Back out!
It's here.
slide down the ladders.
Alright, we're going to make a save file here.
Because if we fail this fight, we probably need to load the save.
Alright guys, the secret's cut-content boss.
I think I have to fight.
I love fucking knives not doing it.
And I'm very supposed to do a lot more damage.
Dude, is this like a nerf version? These knives are not supposed to be this weak?
Fucking current passballs should again the death fucking nerf the knives go
Or the popcorn
Every game bro every fucking game the final boss my strat doesn't fucking work anymore
This is bullshit.
16 damage.
Fuck you, Gilbert. You piece of shit.
Damn, well this sucks, dude. I can't believe the knife's got fucking nerve. There's
the knives are supposed to do a hundred damage by the way, chat. And now they do like fucking
10.
Did I always this- how does this keep happening?
Why, it does every game have to be fucking changed the dude.
Oh
you cannot
Nice to backstabbing.
Oh, nice, nice, nice, two more parries.
Oh.
Oh.
One more.
One more.
Yes, I'll kill you, girl.
Eeeey G.
Oh, hello Rock, thank you for the fire gift that serves Halkeham.
Thank you for the two modes.
That was a pun that was a pun little run honestly.
You know, I totally forgot that I ran this game until I was looking at my YouTube channel
or my...
Where I speed up my profile.
Hmm.
Alright, I'm going to go use the restroom, take a short break, I'll get back.
It's not you, E.
Is that you, E?
You watched the video of me spearing in this not too long ago.
This was a fun little speed run, I only ran this game for like two days or something.
This fun.
Alright, go, it's up demo.
So going, yeah, I still have like 20 games left to do.
No.
I'll even more than that.
Welcome to the game, one or two, and you are close to the game, and you are close to
being next to the list. I don't know. Maybe maybe not. Top 10 weapons and Bloodborne PSX.
Alright, that was fun. Pretty fun little run. I do say so myself.
Let's have a kukka.
What do I want to do next?
Bye-bye!
This is Gov'atorn!
You're no longer first place in Dark Souls 2, I don't know.
That's okay.
That's okay.
I'm having a hard time deciding what I want to do.
I think we're going to do
I
Bloodborne cards
now
now
Ehh...
My name is Gervantor!
I'm going to show you what I want to do, and I'm going to show you what I want to do.
I'm not sure what I want to do right now, it's actually, and I'm like, I'm kind of stuck between two games.
Actually.
and
you know, yeah, we're just going to we're just going to do this game's bucket.
of
and
it's run on the door skip mod
the door animations in this game are asked at you trust me you don't want them
and
caps out of 1080p
that's fucking funny actually
uh
uh
I think we have to plan full screen, I don't know what's going on, I tried to use borderless
gaming for this game, but it is, it seems like it broke my game completely, I guess we
have to go full screen.
All right, here's the hoping I fucking remember where to go in this god for second game.
I ran this game for like a week, I think.
It was not very long, um...
Any Gunner mods? No.
I don't think there's any Gunner mods.
Is this the highest the Res goes? What are we on? 1920?
I'm going to look like fucking ass, bro.
Oh, I fucking hate video games, dude.
When I, when I maximize this game, it ships everything
on my other monitors to a completely different spot.
So I have notes for this game on my other monitor, but when I open the game, the notes get sent somewhere else, and now they're not on anymore.
I just can't catch a break, man.
Okay, I think I know how to fix it.
I just need to change my main monitor resolution to 1920 by 1080.
I think, and then it won't do that, hopefully, okay, the game crashed, that's good.
It's fine, everything's fine.
Okay, it's working, it's working, engine the monitor resolution fixed up.
Alright, let's do this chat.
I think we do the climbing amount and we do chill.
Chill.
Alright, here we go.
bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City.
There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about 10 people.
Victims were apparently...
The Bravo team was sent into an investigate.
But would last contact.
Bravo team's helicopter was a derelict.
Save for the remaining body of Kevin.
We continued our search for the other members, and it turned into a nightmare.
I don't know, is there any mods here?
Could a mod change the game?
I'm just...
Well, I can do it once the run starts.
I remember everything from the game, totally man.
I remember everything perfectly 100%.
I
Stairs game
Man, I can stairs skate if my controller is still set up the way it used to be
You remember a shark from the scam you had me to?
Captain Wesker, Barry, and myself.
All right.
What is this place?
No, not quite your ordinary house. That's for sure.
Hey, whisker, where's Chris?
Jill, no. You don't want to go back out there.
But we've got to find.
What was that?
Chris?
No.
Jill, go and investigate.
I'm going with her.
Chris and I go back a long way.
I saw that and thank you for the 12 months back and you go. I'll secure this area.
Stay sharp.
Alright.
A dining room.
So the thing is this game is like permada, or rather there's no auto saves in this game, so we are going to need to make sure to actually make some save files.
Also the door skip mod doesn't work.
That's great.
That gunfire. Oh wait, I'm counting on you to investigate Jill.
Sure thing, Wesker.
I think I got a restart the game again, Chef.
Because I restarted the game multiple times. I don't believe that the door
skip mod can apply retroactively. I think it needs to be running before the game
run. Let's see.
I think my screen froze because I all tabbed the game.
Oh, maybe it's fixed actually, I don't know, can I be working?
Have we got to go up the staircase?
Nah, it doesn't seem like.
I mean we need to I kind of want to set this up
uh... man
probably should have set this up beforehand i just assumed
controller layout would stay
along somebody made a short, okay we said
that's our joystick as a directional pad.
We set all directions to the X button.
And my game crashed because I all tabbed.
Nice.
Why is every game so incredibly cursed today?
I just don't get it.
all right, it's okay, it's okay. We just need to not all tab, but it should be fine now.
I think I have it set up. Still better than death loop. That is absolutely true.
All right. No, we haven't done Cuphead yet. All right. We're going to start a new run.
It's all good. We were only like 30 seconds in anyways
I need to all tab again to turn on the
No, the door skip mod.
I can't play it, doesn't come.
And I crashed again.
That's great.
I fucking love, I just love this.
It's so good, it's just, I love it.
I have no choice, I have, okay, maybe I should just
play this game in Windows mode.
I think we just played in Windows mode.
I don't think we go full screen.
I think full screen is fucking ass over.
Orderless gaming breaks the game completely.
Alright, we'll just play on Winded mode, let's find it.
I never said this game was fast, this game might be a bit of a mess, I mean I don't
I don't know, I don't know, this game probably will take a little while, it depends.
It's just it's really punishing if you get grabbed by the zombies.
You can dodge the zombies, but I don't know.
We'll see.
Hopefully it's not too bad.
All right, we grab this shield.
field. The night shoot is hard to feel the devil. That's what I speed around the game
on. Alright, so our stairscating should work now. No. Let me guess. Steam reset my controller
configuration or something?
Now it should be working.
Unless...
Maybe it needs to be the A button.
I don't.
We need to.
Okay, does anyone in chat remember how stairscaiting works?
works like what the keybines are because basically, not patched, uh, uh, the speeder
running is so annoying, it's just not, I don't remember the tank, the not tank controls
all me. I don't think so. Oh wait no I know what it is. Okay well done. I
know I think I know what it is.
Yeah, I think you have to use the D-pad when you do a stair skate.
I think my controller is broken, I think it, you can't make that, you can't, you literally
can't make this shit up, bro.
Not, none of my buttons are working anymore, like, my, I can't, I'm going to cry,
out I'm gonna fucking crash out I don't know my controller inputs are broken
They're either broken or I'm just I'm just confused. Yeah, I'm not really sure. Oh, yeah, no, I
My keybines actually did get completely changed for some reason.
For some reason, every single one of my face buttons were set to the X button.
is it is it spamming the sprint button on the stairs? Okay, I think it is.
hold on.
Okay, there we go. We're doing it.
So basically we can stairscape by just holding the trigger.
All right.
We're all good.
All right.
I should have set this up before stream.
I just I don't know.
It's strange because I used to have my control scheme for this game.
scheme for this game set up perfectly for speedrunning. And I don't know, Steam
just sometimes decides to reset like all of your keybinds.
That's not good.
I'm so bad I can fall in the character in this like holy shit, okay, nope.
I'm not doing good chat.
I need heal
I'll take the game.
Uh, yeah, I'll need to fix the game in the splits.
Alright.
Alright.
I think there's a green herb we can grab here at least.
We're gonna have to grab this.
You don't have saved templates?
Well, I thought I did.
For my control scheme, but apparently not.
All right.
It's supposed to go through here.
I grab the lighter in the whistle.
Where's the whistle?
Or there's the lighter?
I need to go kill the dog now.
that's
I know, I'm sorry we have to.
You bitch!
You bitch!
Okay, we used literally all of our ammo. We probably shouldn't have bought that,
dog. I should have just left. I don't know if I don't really think I need ammo, though.
Uh, okay.
I need to go.
I'm already getting confused.
Oh yeah, it's here.
Holy shit.
I want to make a save at some point.
I'm scared.
It's going to take a while.
I mean, doing okay.
I don't think I'm supposed to go back this way, but I mean it's fine.
This week it also.
I don't remember if we actually need ammo for like anything else at all, but
When did I last run this game?
I just spent a while, man.
man. I can't remember is there a typewriter here?
I had theirs. It's fucking three anchored in,
though. I'm going to make a save here,
just because actually, oh, yeah, no, fuck it.
I'm so here, I guess. I probably could have waited.
It's okay though.
We go over here.
Wait, can you not the scut? Oh my god, you can't discard stuff in this game.
It's so stupid.
Shouldn't the me to say that I should have just kept fucking going on?
I just, I really don't want to get sent back 15 minutes if I fucking die, hasn't
been 15 quite 15 minutes of the game yet, but well I guess we have to go to the stash
and put the anchor in as well.
I don't know if maybe there was a faster stash that I could have gone to.
This is just one that pops in my head.
I can't actually grab the serum yet.
the
on the
I mean I
were going we were going the correct way to add is just I just want to make a save because
the
skim is just really punishing if you did like
if I don't make a save and I die twenty five minutes in
we're going back twenty five minutes it's there's no autosaves or I'm literally if I don't make any
saves I'm going back to the very beginning of the game
I mean, honestly, it's pretty easy to not die in this. The main thing that I would be worried about is like, I think my biggest concern would be getting poisoned by the snake.
on
Jill, don't scare me
Speak for yourself. Anyways, we get a grenade launcher here. Yeah, well
Let me take a look at this
Yon has a name
That's true pretty
What could have done this to him?
I've got to only know this, but I'm going to find out what did this to him.
Jill, could you investigate other areas?
Yeah, sure.
Jill, this is no longer you.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
This is no longer useful to forest.
We don't know what's going to happen.
Take it with you.
What actually happens here if you don't have the inventory space?
I guess it just gets dropped to the ground or something?
Alright, I think it's buddy.
You die.
Uh, all right.
Now we need to go in here.
God versus zombie just amping you there.
Richard!
Richard!
What happened?
You're wounded!
This whole place is a killing zone.
I'm gonna say I probably should have just made us save after.
I just I can't remember exactly when the best like there are good spots to save for like
I get it, okay?
You'd say few purposes in the run.
Thanks.
Gonna grab this herb and heal the full while I have them.
All I have it.
Yeah, the voice acting in this game is pretty ass.
and
a drug on thank you for the fact that the sub's
are so we are gonna go
not playing classic one more
All right, we need to go down the staircase.
All right, we need to stash pistol.
Pistol knife and the gold key.
and we grab the serum
and
buy a boost of 58 yay getting Blizzard more money
What is it?
Alright, not empty.
I just, I hate how it's like, it's like fucking $25 to change your fucking race.
I like do do, it's, it's so expensive to do fucking anything in that game.
Well, you want to change your server that'll be $25. Oh, you want to change this out $25.
My $25 is $20.
The thing is, people will pay it. I know that I'm an eye-painted.
I mean, I probably spent $500 in that game just on like track character transfers and
all that in bullshit.
Here Richard, I'm going to give you a shot. Hang in there.
Here's my radio and take it. I'm...
Does it ever not hurt?
No, I never ran dead space remake. I ran the original, though.
I was a human warrior. No.
I got you light this bitch out.
You know what, I'm just going to kill, oh wait, never mind. I was in the same. I'm just going to kill these guys, but
There's sleeping, okay.
All right, fine, we'll just go slow.
Okay.
The mobos asked me to play while with him.
No, I mean, I played while with him when classic while came out.
You, bring the bomb.
I like the bomb.
You need to go down.
If you're, I'm not not here.
further down.
Meet the crowd, the sheet music here.
I've actually played so many different types of games, like I played while I played
I've runescape, I've played...
Yes, you heard wow.
Played MOBAs, played Tycoon building games, played RPGs,
like I played like every fucking type of out, that's not.
This now has to do.
I like OSRS. I'm definitely going to play OSRS again once the next raid comes
out whenever that is a small, nope, nope, not small, what am I doing now I didn't really
It's not an Oceiling didn't really appeal to me.
That should be good.
No, I didn't do call as soon as I suddenly did do the case of me to get the quiver.
I didn't infernal cave.
I'm gonna get to the ice of it just killed the zombie, the zombie is gonna bite me.
1000 times. It's like the fucking most annoying zombie because he's just he's just
perfectly positioned on the camera chain so it's like dodging him as horrible. I
really should have just killed this guy.
All right we have to really hope we don't get f***ing attacked by the snake.
I'm gonna go.
Nooo!
Goodbye.
Alright, this puzzle.
I have some notes because it's like it's hard for me to remember the exact order that
You need to do things in this game, so I wrote down stuff that I was worried I would
forget.
I'm going to grab this launcher ammo, we're going to make a save in here as well.
Now we'll do Goblin run now.
We need that to turn red.
And this needs to be green, and the next one needs to be purple.
We did finish mortal shallot.
It was rough, but we did finish it.
Also, we want to put this...
It's ammo in.
I don't remember which one goes where I guess that was correct.
Oh, little minors 2 on these decent.
Yeah, that model show run was an absolute fucking disaster.
I think that model show run was the worst run of the marathon.
So, by least for me, like, maybe you guys had fun with it.
That was fucking pain.
Surge was fine, actually.
I don't even think surge was that bad.
That loop was fine as well.
Deathlip didn't even take that long, it's just the underneath of the site, it was kind
buggy, but...
No.
original R E 3 I don't really know how to run the OGR E 3 alright now we use this
Madalien back over here.
And that's how I almost had the dodge, but I just didn't. I needed the man up and that's what I'm
the health is not like a super great. But I think there's a first aid spray in this room over here.
Yeah.
Grab that.
Still sucking at other games. Yeah, something like that.
All right. So we need the red cock to be west and the blue cock to be north.
It's on easy. No, it was on higher step.
I'm going to have to go outside the mansion.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
All right, blue cock north.
Buck.
of
All right, all right, we need to put the lighter away, the lighter, and the
the key.
Yeah.
All right, we need to hopefully not get hit by this boss when we spawn in.
All we needed over here was the crank, remember remembering the movement for these specific
camera angles is so I don't remember it all. I mean like I kind of do but not very well.
Miss doing crank. Anybody seeing the crank movie?
Bank movie, as I should say.
This is Brad.
If you can hear me, just give me a sign.
Anything.
Jill, to Brad, can you hear me?
Shit, it's broken.
Let's crank this shit.
What?
And there's too long you can't update it anymore.
You can make like a...
I guess you can make like a spreadsheet or something.
I'm just like, money to that.
I don't know.
And now it's time for the games.
We need to grab the red book in here.
Let's take the first aid box, I'm gonna put it in the stash though.
So we got some extra shit, I'm gonna put this in the stash.
Well Mr. Spotter.
Is this the stash?
I hate the ink ribbon in this. Why can't you do one item at a dime?
Yeah, I'm gonna make a save here.
Well, I mean, honestly, we could, I mean, we haven't died yet.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get through the whole game without dying, but it's just
if we do die, it's gonna be really fucking bad. So, if I don't mix it.
Sorry.
Jill.
Barry, I heard someone talking.
Oh, he heard.
I'm already doing decent. I think we're like halfway through the game right now. Maybe a bit less.
Some of them like that.
Talking to yourself. You alright? What's gotten into you?
I'm getting worried.
What are you doing decent?
But don't worry. I guess it's creepy mansions that many nerves.
You hear?
I hear a lot of sight.
It's a pressier for a change.
Don't worry.
Barris, sus, well don't worry.
We'll get Barri what's coming.
Let's come in.
Mansters along the way.
We need a key here.
I'm not going to kill him.
I'm gonna go.
I'm not that door, uh, but actually where am I supposed to go now?
Oh, oh no, I remember.
It's supposed to go back here.
We have a teaser. Let's go.
down for the best puzzle and video game
That's a look at the solution, the top one, I don't blame you.
Go for it. Touch the demon inside me.
I'm gonna grab the green herb because we might get bit by the sharks up here.
Possibly.
Come on, sharkies.
Don't eat me.
Go, Johnny, Rob, Bayes.
Thank you for the 65 months.
Okay, I finally washed the chainsaw man, movie, the other night.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good!
Oh
Are we gonna check the code here?
Valve 3 okay.
I'm going to force the pressure detected, blocking all doors to the chief maximum safety.
I forgot you have to interact with that other part first.
I'm confused.
reaching 30% of pressure threshold.
Chalov sharks.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oops.
Haha.
Oops.
Haha.
Well I do the shark key skip, I want to try but I'm also really scared.
I'm just gonna push her.
Oh.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm taking the peep strap.
You can not kill the shark, if in the well, the optimal strat is to not kill the shark,
but you have to like take a specific line and if you mess it up then you just die instantly.
which uh I didn't really want to die, I'm still maybe.
I was scared.
Ah, got it fucking, this fucking, I thought it sounded decent this game, so what are you doing?
hahahaha
I ran this like before I already for remake came out I think maybe
at default Jill is pretty hot.
I don't know if there's Gunner skins for this game.
I'm sorry.
Let's see what they make you.
How is that just a fucking weeb skin, bro?
You actually use this typewriter?
I can.
I'll hopefully don't fuck this up, I mean it should be fine, it's not that bad.
Alright.
that's really bad that's really bad I actually don't know where it's supposed to be now
uh... why did I miss?
well um...
I think it might be fine, maybe.
Maybe?
I don't I really don't know how this is.
I think we'll be okay.
I believe there's 6 more because the thing is we need explosive rounds to kill the snake.
But I think there's extra explosive rounds we can grab as like a backup.
Jill, our first priority is to get out of here.
I agree.
There are still rooms in that mansion we can't get into because they're locked up.
I've been looking for ways to.
Okay, if there's anything I'll go back to the other mansion.
I'm counting on you.
Anya, get the fireplace key without telling the plant.
Hmm, not the normal way of, oh, I'm going wrong way.
Alright, there's no more plant to grab me, oh this is not where I want to go.
This room's going okay, it's not super speedy, but not that bad.
This game is like one of the harder games that I've ran, just because it's so fucking
awkward like dodging the zombies with the fixed camera angles, and you also need to switch
back and forth between two different control schemes, like when you're going up stairs
you need to use the D-pad but when you're moving around you want to use the the joystick
so you need to like you're basically constantly swapping between D-pad and joystick
like a top level
Brad? Brad.
Brad, if you can't answer me, somehow can be a sign.
Geolts you Brad, can you hear me?
Brad.
Brad.
I'm going to grab this just in case.
I think I'm going to die, I think I'm going to die, I think I'm going to die, I think
Oh right, there is back up ammo right here, I forgot about this.
I believe this is from, who's this from?
Barry?
I'm Barry.
Good old Barry.
Thanks Barry.
We're saved.
Barry has saved the run.
We're going to go back in here and we need to go up the stairs.
What was that that was me being scared Chad what you've never been scared before
you're going your life huh? Sorry!
No, alright!
You watched so much Ellie didn't you can notice the soy voice? Nice!
the
Right, I can't be over here.
Stop there!
to
all of a
old you are right i forgot you don't have to actually push it in it just like goes a not a
radically
the
of the whole
of the
I'll take a blue I might as well mix the
Got the daggers as well.
Don't know what.
This die.
The zombies can do this thing in this game called zombies can sleep.
No matter it doesn't matter if you go and write next to them they will not grab you so you have to wait until
You like they're just like it's like a timer and you just have to wait until
You can actually until they actually like do a grab
All right, there's acid shells in here. Well, we don't really need it. Oh, that's fine. We can I think we can think we have the space to grab those. I think we can afford it
Oh wait, this is- okay, now this is the right way.
I
didn't so cold in my room. I got to
over believers, how much was the... how much was the Gamba?
All right, we're gonna have to ours, I think we got that.
I don't think so.
We're going to shoot our last round and then we're going to put the acid ones in
instead.
All right, not bad.
All right, sounds good, Dara.
Damn, it's good.
Oh yeah I have to go back up the ladder don't I.
I
There's a place I need to go to, but I'm
I think I know what's the point of it.
It's locked from the other side.
Well, that's not good.
I'm pretty sure I was supposed to open that.
Well, I think I fucked that chat, whatever.
I mean it's okay we just have to go the long way around.
It's not that serious child, it's okay.
I think it was the, I think this was the door I was supposed to have locked.
All right.
All right, there's more grenade in over there.
Uh, I actually don't think I should grab that.
Well, we're gonna have to use that beetle.
I
should not have grabbed this asset ammo actually I don't have space for it. Well I mean I guess I can put
I don't really
all right we're gonna we're gonna go down here and put the explosive ammo in the box I guess
Yes, I swear you're tomorrow.
Thank you for the eight month resub.
Thank you very much.
Why actually make us say back as to.
In case.
I don't know how to speed around hunting ground at all.
Oh.
Oh.
Alright.
Alright, actually we might have not needed to discard that, I forgot that you withdraw
way the key there.
It's puzzle time.
Welcome home, machine one.
I suppose both of us, yeah, it's kind of an eye.
All right.
Yeah, how we go it's the graveyard.
I need to go use the battery now.
I think the dog didn't bite me.
Are you fucked if you try to play this without a walk through?
No.
No, I mean, the games.
I mean, you might, like, it's not that hard of a game.
But you do.
Please, don't stand poisoned, I don't know.
Running with a tear in a weapon, you know,
I actually forgot that you've run fast
without any weapon.
I'm just taking my time box and enjoying the viewing, you know?
oh
oh
all right
here's what i'm doing
wait no this isn't
God, where am I going?
I need to go through this gate.
And I'm a pretty rusty at this game block.
It's honestly not been going that bad, though.
It's far from good, though.
I've heard they know PBPace.
I even killed the shark.
Yeah, this game is just scary because it doesn't have any auto saves.
But I mean I've been making, I've been making some safety saves.
mortal shell was like the absolute
oh my god
oh we have a dagger for the dog that's good
mortal shell and it has just been like the absolute fucking disaster
it's like the worst run of the marathon so far
this is where the box is you know i'm gonna make a safety save here too because
I think it's kind of easy to die here, maybe.
I don't know, whatever.
First and death loop.
The thing is, okay, death loop was really,
death loop was really scuffed on a technical basis
but in terms of, I don't know,
mortals know it was just horrible
because I just played like shit
and I didn't really remember how to fight the bosses.
And you basically have to know hit the bosses in that game.
So, and then of course I wasn't on old patch, so then we got stuck on the final boss, I don't know, just fucking, there's a mess.
That loop still only took like an hour, but yeah, it did crash my stream, which wasn't great.
No members, shoot was good.
The little members too, I was pretty decent, I thought.
You're alive. Stop.
Are you with anybody, Jill?
No, but why?
Are you 4oG was a bit of a disaster, but...
To be fair, are you 4oG?
Unprofessional is actually tough.
Ah!
Ah!
I'm pretty cold!
Yeah, I was thinking about trying that modbook.
After I'm done with the marathon, maybe.
Yeah, I mean, Little Nightmares 2 is fine except for Hunter skip, but Hunter skip is really
fucking hard to do, so...
He's holding something.
We played the last of us too, what a good game.
Uh-huh.
Nice.
I'm happy for you.
Oh, am I not?
God, depth perception in this fucking game is so brutal.
I thought I was like right on top of it.
Alright, fuck it.
We're going full, full peach.
The thing is if I get poisoned by the fucking spider isn't I just like fuck
is that where is the fucking boulder not moving
you we almost got boulder
Wait, where am I?
Oh, right, there's like a path in the folder hallway.
Wait, I'm fucking bought.
Wait, where are the fucking my going?
Oh, here.
Alright, spider, please.
It'll be nice.
I mean, I just got spit on, so I don't think I'm poison.
All right, nice.
I was trying to do the pistol quick shots on the dog, but those quick shots are so hard.
You have to have like such a perfect rhythm for that, oh yeah, I need to turn this
It's like twice, don't I?
Wait, now the fuck does this, oh, I did it.
I'm confused.
Oh, it's three times, I guess.
Oh, right, because you, oh, right, you need the safe path way to dodge the pool.
Is there anything behind this boulder?
I like.
I can only do them in bursts of three.
Yeah, I remember when I ran this game, the way that I was able to get the quick shots down
for the pistol was that I would just close my eyes.
And like, just do it based on like the sound, right?
Surprisingly, that actually worked pretty well.
What am I? Oh yeah.
A rampage militia, thank you for the six months. Thank you, dude.
Yeah, push that statue.
Yeah, luckily the boulder waits for you.
Wait, do I have to unumn.
I
don't want to turn Jill on a turn the statue of the
Wow, epic.
Okay.
Now we got to go back past the spoter.
Now it's scary.
Fine. Easy spider.
a problem
Got a cylinder, yeah, I'm gonna make another save like it
I just remember this this section was pretty easy to like get fucked on
The thing is I've been making all these saves and we still haven't died yet, though, like no,
we technically, we didn't need to make any saves so far, but also, oh god, I need to on a quick
We have to open this thing first.
he's done.
Where how many times do I go to turn this fuckin thing?
Am I awake?
You really have to turn it that many times in the secret.
I don't remember doing that.
Oh, oh my god. What am I fucking doing, bro? I'm not God damn idiot.
What is it? 4231? It works without turning. Oh, okay.
That shows the code, okay?
That's it.
That would explain why I don't remember.
I'm turning it.
What do you think is the entrance here?
I have this.
I can go on the side.
Bill.
Barry?
Thank God you're safe.
Why do I have to turn this item for five seconds?
I know he's hurt, bro.
I wasn't complaining about the length.
I'm just saying I don't remember doing so about this.
Have any ideas to what might be at the bottom?
There's only one way to find out.
What the hell is that sound?
Could be a person.
Jill, go check out.
He had enough surprises for one day.
I'll stay here and secure our escape room in case something happens.
Okay.
Okay, Barry.
of
Now they're box puzzle.
I need to get to the hydraulic press.
That's my good.
Eh?
Very.
Very you fuck.
I'm good you Barry.
I think I've only ever played through Resident Evil Zero one time.
I actually made it twice.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you zeroes fuck?
Oh wait.
What am I doing?
Fucking push another box.
We're gonna do Resident Evil Zero before our RR9 comes out.
We're gonna be doing a Resident Evil, like, marathon before our RR9.
Just the main games though, I'm not doing like the side games or whatever.
Well, I end but yeah, I end we'll do code brown.
Good brown, let's get.
And the Ari Gunner Mod, mayor of the line.
I mean, we're going to play OG, like OG, Ari 1, 2, and 3. Well, I mean, Ari 1 remake, I guess we'd
play this one again, but we'll play the OG, like Ari 1, 2, and 3, probably 4 as well,
And then we'll do the all the remakes of course, you.
I have this box.
I'm a fucking camera angliced dude.
save here. I mean, is there anything that even... now, you know, I don't think we want to make...
I don't think I do, right?
I don't remember I don't think I need the cranks I could be wrong I don't know
just maybe you were glad.
Oh, good and worse thank you for the five input subsmen, thank you dude.
This is Bach when we need him.
Pops up the last time if you want to discard key items, not every type of item.
Silent Hill 1 remake should be cool.
Mr. Magnum?
Hmm, no.
Or fun.
Yeah, I don't think we need the crank anymore.
Right on the lamp.
I have the Medallion.
Grab the taser
Think we're good to go
How much longer do I need in the game not too much?
I think we probably have like 15 minutes left.
We basically just had the lab section of the game.
There's a typewriter here, that's why I brought the ink ribbons.
That's why I didn't make a save before, because I knew there was just an ink one
right here.
I don't think there's a, there's no, oh, there is actually a box, I can't remember if
There was one.
All right, chat.
Jill, say goodbye to Barry.
I was worried, because I thought you were...
Start talking.
Calm down, I didn't want to do it, believe me, I can explain.
Don't lie to me!
I need this gun, Chapp. This gun is very good, and I need it.
No time to talk, Jill happy my gun.
Nah.
I can't do that.
Kill!
Gary!
All right, Barry.
That took an extra shot then I'd suppose to, but that's okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Honestly, for my standards, I think this run has been all right.
I mean, I've at least remembered more or less where to go.
I'm happy.
Inside the coffin is a skeleton, not as true.
Where's the fucking...
My standards, yes, my standards.
Everybody has standards, okay?
And according to mine, this has been pretty good.
I don't know if these count, I don't know if these do count the stairs.
I think my favorites are definitely like RE4 Remake.
I mean my favorites are all the remakes, honestly, except for RE3 Remake, but RE2 Remake,
RE4 Remake, RE7 and RE8 are probably my favorites, all the modern ones.
I mean, I like the old ones, but I do still prefer the more like not the modern ones, I think.
I'm gonna grab these, these herbs. I think we have space for them.
Damn, you're so...
And I miss
Is this the right way?
Yes, all right, uh, what is the password? Oh, yeah, John
Ada
John, Ada and sell
Now we can open these doors.
Back upstairs.
I'm not this guy.
We're at the magnum I forgot shit in my name.
Also that ammo doesn't actually work for this magnum I'm pretty sure.
What is the code here?
Oh, 8462.
Now, I've got the key, man.
Go, man.
I don't have the wrong way.
I think I'm going to
I think it's in here that I need to go a little turned around
right now I'm not here where the fuck is the room I need to go to on confused chat
Oh, no, it's here.
Alright!
Oh, I'm going the wrong way.
Heh, heh.
I need to grab the cartridge first, fuck.
I have 25 minutes, that's plenty.
You know, it's not here, I did what, what the fuck am I going?
Thought it's, I know it's here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm headshot.
I'm gonna blast these fuckers.
Alright, we got a grab this thing.
Yes, I know it, I know it can explode.
Thank you.
In the capsule.
at this part's kind of scary, but we killed all the enemies so it should be pretty fine, I think.
All right, so this thing, if I sprint for too long, it will explode.
I think it's like three sprint steps.
And then three normal steps and then three sprint.
Someone like that, I don't know.
Alright, you just, I was forget, you just like interact with the fucking thing, you don't actually have to like use it from your inventory.
use it from your inventory.
Jiggle physics?
Yeah.
Crazy.
I'm going to make a save in here.
Just in case.
Just in case we missed this one, we only have one shot to kill this guy.
Well, actually we could probably kill him with the grenade launcher.
This the boss fight of the final boss of this game takes a one fucking shot chat
All right, here we go
Well, yeah, you don't have to be disappointed.
It's too bad.
You were doing the bad ending, technically.
You were behind all of this.
Why eliminate stars?
Believe it or not, that's umbrellas intention.
So, having stars nose in about is an inconvenience.
You're just like all the other things, a slave of umbrella.
Oh!
Smart girl, but I think you may understand.
The things you mentioned are nothing.
I'll burn all of them along with this entire laboratory.
That will be the end of my connection with umbrella.
So Grace?
What?
The ground's wearing normal clothes like that.
The technology just wasn't very obvious.
All right, here we go guys, the ultimate life form, the ultimate life form,
tyrant.
You couldn't have been experimenting on people.
It's beautiful.
For the sake of this thing.
you'll never understand.
Are you supposed to?
I'll deal with you, freak.
I don't know if I can do it.
Anyways.
What do I have to do?
I have to like, right here we go.
Alright, I need this key, don't I?
That's it, you sound disappointed, chat.
Wasn't that cool?
Honestly, like, original Resident Evil games, all of the boss fights are just absolute
Fucking ass.
Like, the fights in the remake are so much better.
Which, I mean, like obviously they're gonna make them better because they fucking suck.
This is a remake, well yeah, I mean this is technically a remake but it's basically the...
I mean it's basically the original game, this is more of a remaster.
It's called a remake, but there's like the content added in stuff, but it's more like a remastering.
This agree? That's fine. I mean they did change the game, but the core mechanics
and gameplay of this is still basically the same.
I just mean like compared to the other games, it is really not as much of a remake.
Alright, GG.
The pauses are different from the PS1 version.
Yeah, I... I know, there's just...
Look, there's always... I mean...
I mean...
City in the argue about the definition of a remake or a remaster than entire time.
I'm gonna remade him.
I'll be right back, trap.
We did this.
There's a decent run, I was a bit over two hours.
I mean, it's considering how Rusty I am at a lot of these games that was okay.
Yes, why am I streaming there?
Hmm.
I'm not sure.
We'll tell him that it's not that tall, the fluffy blanket.
and maybe it's kind of weak, yeah, well, we got the baton ending.
But this is just the route that I learned how to do, so.
I mean, we could have saved Chris, I guess, but whatever.
Jill, you did a fine job.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Got the rocket launcher.
my favorite holiday. I don't know. I like Thanksgiving a lot just because the food.
Alright.
We are on game 29 now chats 29
I think what else we potentially could do right now, I kind of want to, he's going to save a muck for last, maybe I will.
Well, maybe it's next.
You never know.
I don't know, Chad, I really want to do, like I want to do another run but I also need to, I don't know, I need to do more preparation for like other games.
There's just there's some games that I haven't ran so long.
And there's some speedruns that are just so hard to run if you don't remember.
There's just so hard to run some of these games if you don't remember.
And practice them now. I know. I just, I don't want to practice the stuff on stream. It's just not.
I really don't like practicing on stream. I don't mind doing it for new games, but honestly
it's just practicing on stream is really annoying and I feel like I'm half as efficient
when I try to practice on stream. Just do runs. It is fun. The thing is though, like some
of these games chat, I don't remember what to do. So the entire run, like half the run
is just going to be me AFK checking VODs, trying to remember what to do or where to go.
I don't like having to do that.
Obviously I know sometimes we've done that regardless, but I would like to keep the AFK
during the run down to a minimum.
Which games are we talking about?
I mean, I don't necessarily want to spoil all the games, but
Backshared it did, Sekuro.
You
as the
as the Odyssey happened yet no
I need to set up my switch if I'm going to do super Mario Odyssey
that game's also going to be a fucking disaster if I try to run it
I need to fuck you remember how to control the goddamn character
oh man
and
let's next I don't know I don't know if the thing is
chat I need to
I don't know I think I might just call it
call it here like I want to keep
streaming but the problem is the longer
I stream the less time I have to
prepare for the other games that I need
to do. And like, it's just, I don't know, like some of these games I have to prepare
for. I just, I just have to, like, some of these games are just to, I can't just like
wing it. I really can't. The thing is that even if I prepare, I'm still going to struggle
It's just I need to like recap some of the runs at least a little bit.
And another thing that's a pain in the ass is that I have to downpatch like half of the
games because so many developers fix skips and tricks and strats, for games.
I mean, fuck, even the Bloodborne PSX fucking indie game got fucking balance changes.
This supposed to be fun. Of course it's fun. Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun.
That doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to complain about anything at all, and if I do complain
one single time but doesn't mean I'm not having fun. I don't know why that is so hard
for chat to understand sometimes. It is like so often, you know, you could be enjoying
a game, you could be like over the moon, you know, having such a good time and then
you complain one fucking time for 30 seconds and then you have some guy and chat who
comes in and is like, why are you even playing this game if you clearly fucking hate
It's like, oh my god, that is the most triggering fucking comment in the goddamn world. It is so fucking annoying.
Like, you just, people just make assumptions about you based off of fucking 30 seconds of your stream.
Like, so it's so stupid. It's so fucking stupid. That's why they do it. No, that's the thing.
And some people just genuinely are fucking dumb, like, they come into the stream,
watch for 30 seconds, and then they make some stupid ass comment like that, assuming they
know the streamer, after watching for 30 seconds.
it's so stupid. I have a god complex. Okay yeah. Totally man. Alright anyways chat.
I'm gonna call it here. I'm gonna prepare for more games for tomorrow. But thank you
to offer watching guys. I hope you enjoyed the stream. Yeah, I need to watch some
runs and try to remember how to do some of these games. So it's not a
not a complete disaster. I want to at least know where I'm going and what I'm
doing for the most part. Most of the time, I'm not actually even playing the
games, I'm just taking notes, so I remember where to go or like what to do.
Like that's the most important thing.
I really don't like being lost, like not knowing where I'm going.
That feels really bad.
We still have Cuphead left. We have Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 1, Elden Ring, Ari for Remake,
Resident Evil 8. Welcome to the game 2. Silk song.
A muck runner.
Uphead.
Neo. Yeah. Oh god. Neo. I want to try Neo, but I'm scared.
I'm still not sure what my plan is for Lies of P. Like I want to do Lies of P old patch, but I'm going to need to make save file.
I'm not sure what my plan is for Lies of P.
I want to do Lies of P old patch,
but I'm going to need to make save files
if we do old patch Lies of P,
because the thing is with Lies of P,
like on the old patch, if you die to the boss,
like if you fail the boss fight in Lies of P,
you're just, you're fucked, you're just fucked.
So, you know, I'm actually curious, guys, what would you prefer for Lies of P?
Would you prefer old patch with the Zips and like skipping those to the bosses?
Or would you rather parent patch like Galicis run?
Which current patch Galicis, I definitely don't know the game that well,
but you would get stuck on the rail carriage area I know did the fucking that fucking
skip in that area is so as you want to see me fight stuff yeah I mean you don't really
fight that much stuff in the in the old patch run. It's the only thing I guess,
whichever involves the least suffering. I don't know to be honest. They both are going to be
pretty pretty awful. Yeah, I don't know.
Well, we'll figure it out on the side, I guess. I'm not really sure. I can try to down-patch the game and do the zip stuff.
Definitely going to be kind of difficult either way.
I'm going to give a raid to what's next, uh, you'll have to wait until tomorrow.
Uh, yeah, sorry for the shorter stream today.
I mean, it's still been seven and a half hours.
I just, I would like to stream more, but if I, I just, I don't really have that many short
games left and I don't want to go too late into the night because there's just not enough time
to like prepare for tomorrow and go get dinner and take a shower and do the things I need to do.
Working part time yeah totally. I have literally been like
I do my stream chat and then I practice the games for the next day or I take notes for the next day and then I go to bed.
Literally it has been like, I have not had any time to myself at all for this past week or week and a half or whatever.
which is fine. I don't mind but I'm just saying I've been I have been
I've been very busy. I will take time off after the marathon is over. I mean I'm
I'm all right. I'm doing okay.
Yeah, go ahead and trans guys. He is doing, what is he doing? The randomizer?
Yeah, he's doing the RE5 randomizer. So I'm actually going to probably lurk for a bit and see what that's like.
I want to see uh...
I was thinking about trying the RE5 randomizer. It's not not for the marathon, but maybe uh...
maybe later on.
Spins my hard life. Yeah, yeah, I want you guys to all pity me.
Totally dude.
you guys just do you got fucking my chat is just full of fucking bait comments 24 7
fuck you i'm going to bed guys have a good night i'm gonna go practice i'll be back tomorrow
good night guys