Distortion2
NEW YEARS MARATHON - Speedrunning Every Game I Ever Ran* !subincentive
01-11-2026 · 4h 28m
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What's up, Captain?
What's up?
Do you have a my parents placed right now?
Oh wow, one of my...
part of my mic is like...
There's like these screws on the side, and...
It's like missing from like one of them fell off or something.
All right, Kyle.
So just...
We already did Dark Souls, too.
Sorry to disappoint.
Yeah, chat, I am...
Today is going to be kind of scuffed.
So, I tried to practice Lysopy last night.
and I learned like, I don't know, I like...
Yeah, well, it's not, it's kind of Paul, I guess, I don't know.
I did all the zips and stuff, but then I realized the boss fights,
the boss fights in Lies of Peel, Old Pash are so fucked.
Like, if we do lies a P, I think I'm just going to do like current patch or not current patch, but I'm just going to do like a more of a casual run.
I mean, I want to do old patch, but it's so it's so fucked. It's so fucked dude.
I don't know. I'm going to have to spend like five hours practicing
Laxacia in the final boss. If I want to do old patch, it's just, those fights are so,
they're so punishing. Like, you literally, you die in one hit and it's like, each of the fights
This is like two or three minutes long.
It's just cooked.
So yeah.
I was also practicing the carriage skip and oh my god that is the worst skip in any game
that I've ever fucking speedrun oh my god that carriage skip is so fucking bad.
I I got it I was I was getting it but like yeah I don't know yeah they nerfed the bosses
and lies a P. Yeah, we already did Dark Souls 2, but we may do Dark Souls 2 again later
in the marathon.
Yeah, it's not gonna be a super longer stream today, Chad. I have to drive. I'm driving back home to my house tonight
And then tomorrow. I don't know if I can stream tomorrow, but
Tuesday we should be back to like
normal
Yes, sorry. I can turn down the music. It might be a bit too loud
I'm driving my parents' place to drive back again the next day, yeah, I mean, I'm not
going to be here for that long.
I mean, we were just here to
to do some like Christmas presents.
Hey, Bosch, thank you for the 52 months, man.
I only have two monitors here and I'm kind of sad now.
See, having three monitors is so nice for streaming genuinely.
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I want to get four monitors.
I don't really feel like I need for, but having three is super nice, it's up, Jen.
The lighting in this room is like awful, whatever though.
Just up to Elmo, try going for six Jesus, bro.
Okay, fun.
Fix the lights.
There's no lights to be fixed.
Although there is, hold on.
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Lamp only plugs into the USB station.
Oh, wait, words here.
I'm not working.
I can rainbow.
fucking rainbow.
I got this.
Yeah, I know. I'm just showing my stream.
I got this light stick.
I don't think this is going to be very useful for the stream though.
Well, all right, well, I don't think that's going to hold very much for the stream,
but uh...
Is that a life size nutcracker?
Yeah.
No, this one's actually, so the thing is they sent me two of these chairs for the sponsorship.
This is the one that barely gets used, so this one's actually still pretty nice, because
this is at my parents' place and I don't use it as often.
The other one I was sitting in fucking all the time, why did they send two?
I go to my parents place and I was like if you guys want me to be showing off the stream
The chair on stream. I need to. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking transport the chair back and forth in my car
The fucking chair is like massive and my car is not big
I don't even think I could fit the chair in my fucking car
A Reaper gay. Thank you for the five months and be thank you for the three months
Doesn't know I pick up no
You know, I gotta say
Well, I drove out to my parents place
Did the lighting on some cars is so bad these days?
Like driving at night, you're just you just get like fucking blinded by the the sun.
It's like, it, it, it, it, it, it's car. It should be like illegal to have these kind of lights.
It's fucked. I remember there was this one. Like it was a, because I, I drive like a pretty low to the ground car.
And there was this truck that was behind me with like the fucking brightest lights I've ever seen.
And I was literally going blind from his lights.
We're reflecting off my rear view mirror.
And I'm like, I was blind.
Cause his lights are just going like,
straight into my fucking back window.
I have old man eyes.
No, these lights are fucked.
What do you like?
I know some of the lights,
some of the lights on the cars,
these days are so bad.
Because you know what, I used to love driving at night
and I mean, I still do, but like,
driving at night is not nearly as comfortable as it used to be.
Like, I would drive out to my parents place 15 years ago
around and like, it was so chill.
And now, now these days,
the fucking lights on so many cars
you're just so bad all the newer cars.
15 years ago, that, yeah, it's around when I got my license.
You can drive when you're 16 in the US.
You have to drive with someone?
No.
You can drive with somebody when you're 15.
If I remember, I could be wrong on the rules, but yeah, no, you're licensed when you're 16.
Yeah, I guess it depends what state you're in.
The amount of per capita road dust in the US isn't so in the test needs to be harder.
Yeah, I mean, there's some absolute fucking idiots driving out there.
There's like so often I'll see people that are just so reckless.
They're just like, they're like, it's like fucking IRL speedrunners bro.
They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they've got to save one second.
Let me swear between fucking five cars and switch lanes seven times to save fucking two seconds. Like bro
You're gonna fucking kill somebody like you're crazy
I'm actually a pretty, I'm a pretty chilled driver. Like if there's somebody who's driving crazy, I will slow down and be like, I'm getting the fuck away from this guy.
like I will I will let you get ahead of me.
I don't know man. It's just
I don't know, if you're on the highway and you get in the crash, you fucking very well
made die, you can be really careful in the highway.
The thing is it's not necessarily the person who's driving the car.
It's not necessarily their fault.
It's not like they, they were at the car dealership.
And they're like, you know, give me the fucking most fucked up lights.
I want to blind people while I drive.
It's like, no, it's just these fucking dealers like these car manufacturers
are just putting these fucked lights on the cars.
Truck drivers, that's for that.
Okay, I'm sure there's some people who are fucking freaks.
who do, but
have I ran near replicant? No.
I was thinking about learning the near automotive run at one point, but I never did.
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I'm going to start the YouTube stream, I'm going to give you one second.
Oh, creeps.
Yeah, we did two different bloodborns.
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All right. I am back.
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have 75 more games to speedrun now i think we have 17
okay
Let me start the YouTube stream.
All right, chat, we are going to start off by playing, we're going to do this game.
We're going to do, we are going to try to do a lethal company run, we're not doing 10
I think we're just going to do like three quota.
Didn't know you could speed around this.
Yeah, basically the speeder in for this game is like how many quotas can you get done and like how fast.
I speed around this game and I got.
Oh, let me see, is my YouTube stream live double check?
I did 10 quota speedruns, which is like a three hour long run and see how we're
definitely not doing that.
You say five chat, but I don't think you realize how easy it is to fucking, oh no, my
stream is in public.
I don't think you realize how easy it is to die in this game.
But maybe you're right, maybe three quotas too easy.
I don't know, we'll see.
Go for six, maybe seven.
No more sub bonus games, no, we don't have enough games left.
I wonder, though, you know, I was wondering if my, if this would still stay,
I wasn't sure if it would keep the counter accurate because I'm at a different PC, but
I guess it has cloud storage, like syncs up, it's nice.
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I don't know chat you guys have been super supportive on a set of I don't want to
like maybe we could add extra 7 symptoms for other stuff and
uh... maybe not like extra marathons but
I don't know i i don't know i mean you guys have been super supportive I don't really
I don't know if I want to do any more incentives.
Yeah, I just, I don't know.
I feel bad, like.
I'm not going to say forcing people to serve because it's like,
People don't have to sub, obviously, but at the same time, it's like, I feel like I'm like manipulating people into subbing, so I don't know, man.
I know it's my job, whatever, a job, a well, but...
It's not going to be a super long stream today, Chapp.
Now you feel guilty after 5k subs.
I mean, I always got to turn it on me, don't you?
All right.
Anyways, let's just play the game.
Oh, you know what, hold on.
I'm going to install the HD mod for leaf look company because it just looks a lot better, honestly.
2b mod. I don't think there's a 2b. Well, I don't know maybe there is, but.
There is a 2B model, but the thing is the game's in first person, so you're not going
to see it anyways, even if I used a 2B model, so whatever.
All right.
that
that we're not we're not playing in 3rd person
uh...
i can
i'm just trying to find the fucking lethal company hd mod but i
remember what's called
did it get like removed or something
I don't know, maybe we'll just play the game.
Oh, HD, lethal company.
Oh, come on.
Showed deprecated mods.
Okay, there we go.
Apparently the leaf, the HD leaf, I don't know.
I don't know if this might be a bad idea.
I'm going to try to download it.
Maybe it'll work.
Apparently the HD mod isn't updated anymore.
How do you run the leaf of company?
try to complete quotas as fast as possible.
All right.
So I think we're going to do three quota.
And if we get three quota really easy, we could do five quota, I guess,
but I don't know.
Let's just give this a shot.
Let's just give this a shot.
Yeah, sookie about, thank you for the 31 runs.
Oh, it looks so much better now, beautiful.
All right, so route S.
Welcome to your first day on the job.
This is your very own part of the ship.
Where you will eat and sleep.
Or we're going to ask,
well, let me start the timer.
So the thing is, there's like an ass jump that you can do, which I probably should have tried.
You know, it's alright though.
Yeah, I really should have done the ass jump.
Are these bees? No.
I was so rusty at this game.
That's why I was like, we're definitely just doing three quota.
The category that I used to run for this game just to clarify,
it was 10 quota, which was horrible.
Also, a lot of the time, oh god.
A lot of the time you just play this game in the dark.
is that fucking loot dude these put this place is horrible
it's fucking nothing
oh this is a good room potentially
I can be good loot here.
Oh, great.
Looks like a dead run.
Yeah.
Try any other door here.
Hmm.
Yeah, this would normally be like an Insta reset.
but to be fair we normally would spawn in and leave those there there might be an item in here
and there's nothing
this is really not good chat
I think I'm just going to take this now. There's no B-hide though, I don't think.
This was a really badass. That's true.
M-P-A-S, oh fuck.
Well, it depends what category you're running whirlwind. If you're running 10-quota,
You have to just maximize the load as much as you can for the most part.
I mean, there is still some like strategy to it.
All right, when we collected like $80, that's not very good.
That's okay.
What the hell? What the hell is this on the ship?
Player. Is that me?
All right, the first quote is only 130. Yeah, that's really easy.
I guess three quote I might be a little too easy, actually.
the quote starts getting really brutal though, later on.
Hold on, I gotta turn up my game sound.
I guess we'll just, do I want to go to ask?
I don't know.
I think As, As was the one that I mainly did before.
Like, As is good.
I don't.
Oh, I think I, I think I went off the wrong.
Yeah, I got to the, the As Strat is to jump onto that rock at the beginning.
I think I need to go to the left when I exit the ship though for some reason I was
thinking it was to the right.
I don't know, man, I'm rusty as hell at this game.
Yeah, the levels are perceived.
Oh, hello.
This guy is going to get mad if I steal his shit.
Large Axel.
I'm gonna do so many turrets, I'm gonna give me something laser pointer.
Let's try one number four.
Might be something over here.
Yeah, we beat Dark Souls too.
I can loot his ass, how much is this worth?
Well, 94, that's not bad.
Use the laser pointed to distract the turret, I don't think so.
Okay, there's like, actually nothing here.
This is, this is, is that I'm so confused.
Is this a dead end?
Dude, what?
What the fuck is this level? There's like nothing here.
It doesn't even connect to the other part of the facility, I don't think.
Unless I missed like a pathway.
Okay, well, that's fine, I guess.
I mean, I think we still got like 130 bucks.
He's not amazing.
back door yeah I mean we could I I don't think it's necessarily worth going
to the other spot
Well, some know Lisa Dore.
Very levels contain not that much items, that's true.
I mean, the thing is, we want to get enough money to go to Titan, or definitely not
going to get enough for that?
I think it's called Titan, right?
We have two hundred seven bucks.
God damn it dude, I missed the jump.
I don't want to kill myself.
I'm scared.
And it's so foggy. I guess I should probably be checking the weather conditions.
Hello, Luca.
This is the first game for this stream. Oh, shit. We got the fucking mines. Oh no.
This could be bad.
Oh, it gives, Bob.
Oh, those.
I'm playing with speakers, um, yes, yes I am and I'm probably going to regret it, but
I don't remember what that thing does.
Don't you have to like pet the baby or something?
Oh fuck what does this thing do again, chat?
Put the baby.
I- yeah.
That's a good boy.
Chat Jesus Christ.
Don't do not.
Don't fucking post that email.
Why did I open this door, bro?
Oh my god, what am I doing?
This goes to fucking, this goes to where I already was.
Oh god, no.
Oh Jesus Christ.
I don't like this place, guys. I kinda wanna leave.
Oh, it's just, okay. It's just, just, just squeaky shoes.
Bro, why is there so much-
Why is there so many turrets?
We need to...
And it's fucking bottles, bro.
Oh, and...
Can I not drop him into a hole?
Bro, fuck this.
Why do you need a shake in my knees crying?
Dude, there's fucking nothing here!
This is incredibly ass.
What the fuck is going on? How do I leave?
What did it wait where did I come in oh it's over here
That the door I thought the door was always
I don't know whatever we're fine
It's the baby worth hell of points.
Is he, I don't think the baby is worth money.
Is he?
Oh, wait, I should, I, oh, that could have been bad.
This isn't there a chance when you open a gift. You just like fucking die. They're like explode. Oh, wait, no, that's the egg. It's not the gift.
Well
The court to the court is building a new era to sell your spine metal.
It's all fucking... I forgot to ring the bell a bunch of turns.
I don't, should I, I don't even know if I should have brought all these.
We should just sell enough for the quota because it's not like we can actually, I don't
know, wait, oh yeah, isn't Adamans like one of the best, I think Adamans is pretty good.
There's like some tech you can do as well.
And it's also free.
Adamence wasn't in the game when I like speed running that one thing.
And we can just leave.
I...wait.
I'm pretty sure.
Once the door opens up for the merchant, I think you can just leave, right?
I can't remember.
How much is the next quota?
239.
and
and
uh...
the thing is that there's like some really good strats for transporting loot out of
this map but i don't really remember
Exactly how they work.
There's like some strap where you can...
I don't know if it's like an old patch thing.
I assume it still works, but...
You can, like, use this tree.
I don't know. You can, like, drop the loot up the ledge
and then you can do some strap where you, like,
lich up the tree.
Yeah, I was watching GDQ a little bit here and there.
What do you mean?
What do you mean it's... what do you mean it's blocked?
Bro, what do you fucking mean it's blocked?
And it's the fucking minds again, dude.
I hate this place.
Oh Jesus.
I think I think the eggs are fine.
You just have to drop them after you take off.
I'm pretty sure, because you can't die when you're like flying away.
There's a smasher kind of scared of going to deep here, chat.
Voila paper.
This is, ah, I really don't like this.
I'm gonna get lost in this fucking cave.
More fucking bottles, bro, what is with all the two handed items, man?
I think this is the way up.
Let's see if there's anything over here real quick.
I'm just going to take my spoilers and get out of here.
I can't even thank you for this 73 months.
I think I can make it across the bridge, right?
I think I'm light enough, wait.
Oh no, oh Jesus.
Stop.
We have 273. I mean that's enough for this quota.
Oh, we have 324.
Nice.
All right.
There's a pumpkin here, oh god.
Jesus Christ.
Oh come on.
Come on.
Okay.
All right.
Kind of scared.
What is that sound?
Fuck this.
Fuck this, I'm out of here.
I was lucky the thumper didn't agree, yeah I know.
I if he did I was fucking dead.
Get another beehive. I mean I kind of want to but I'm also kind of scared.
I need this fucking thing to get off my heart and please.
Why is he not fucking day?
I guess only one is fine.
What do you mean?
What do you fucking mean, bro?
I guess, yes, I guess I got caught by the fucking current patch.
Well we still have one more day left, it might be fine. It's only 239.
Yeah, on current patch you made it so you're slightly slower if you're running up a hill,
so I guess that's slight incline and made me slow down and then they caught up to me and I died.
I don't think the bird slowed me down.
one.
Oh, he's still a more daylight, it's probably okay.
This is why I figured three quotas probably a better idea.
And then we're just going to have to min max for loot on the stage, hopefully there
is loot. There is nothing. That's because this is great so far. This is great. This is great.
And then want loot anyways.
Well, there's not even a fucking locker here.
A tattered metal sheet.
Are you shitting me?
Fuck, man.
There's like nothing.
thing.
I don't even think there's another pathway here.
Oh, it there is.
Ooh, a bell, okay.
A bell, bottles.
There's probably nothing in here.
Oh, I weigh 69 fucking pounds, that's great.
I'm fat as shit, am I even going the right fucking way?
Nope.
Let's not getcha.
It's fun.
I think we go down to the fire exit.
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Get a marathon.
Took me like fucking so many hours of grinding just to finish a ten-quota run.
That shit is like so RNG.
Got it.
Fuck, am I gonna die to these fucking things?
Dude, they're so fucking many of them.
Oh, they're gonna take my fucking loot too. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's fucking over chat.
It's fucking over. They're gonna take all the fucking loot and just I don't even know
God damn it honestly fuck asks. Smaps sucks.
Oh, that's a good jug.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay.
The thing is, I mean, that's great and all, but like, the thing fucking way is 100-8 pounds,
And like how am I gonna get this, how am I gonna get this?
Dude, those fucking things are camping the ship.
They're gonna camp the ship, the rest of the fucking map.
Like I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
Fucking a cooked man.
And I hit the birds. I mean,
oh god.
Well, I'm definitely gotta leave now.
I don't know, I'm walking down there, I don't know, maybe somehow all the birds
gone. Maybe they fucking they left. And they're kind of like infused. And I am
am I going to be able to grab this?
for a literally all the items are gone.
What the fuck is this bullshit bro?
I mean, what am I?
I mean, can I find the items that, oh shit, can I even, can I even find the items that
they took?
Or do they just like eat them?
Oh, it's a pile right there, okay.
All right.
I actually think we might be okay, chat.
Can we kill them?
If I try to kill them, I'm just going to die.
Is that a fucking worm?
Oh no no no no!
right my fucking I have like fucking open mic on to
one
that is not doing any favors
well all right this is why we're doing three where's why we're doing three
quote a chat
the second grab was greed I broke yeah I didn't if I didn't have enough money
for the quota unless I grab both the items
I mean yeah I guess maybe I could have grabbed one at a time I don't know man
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As you have not never talked with the other, your performance has been going to the roast finger.
Welcome to our discipline in the process.
Goodbye, Pearl World.
All right, all right, let's try again.
Maybe we just stick to the ass, honestly.
Welcome to your first day on the job.
This is the end of the pre-wish.
What do you mean?
It's the end of the wish.
Wait, why didn't I take any damage from that?
I thought you'd normally take damage from jumping on to the ass like that.
Alright, an engine.
It's so many fucking bottles, man.
No, I'm definitely not playing on old patch.
Well, I mean, I don't think so.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure if I can do it.
I thought I just saw an item pop up.
That crazy?
My seeing things.
Ooh, a soccer ball.
It's been a lot of good loot.
Oh, it's also two handed, man.
It's called a football.
I don't think I'm gonna bother with that engine because I don't want to run all the way back and forth just for a fucking engine.
No more 4k on YouTube, not right now, all right.
Okay.
I
We just kicked the ball
All right, we got two hundred eleven. That's pretty good
I mean, we could just go turn it, well, whatever it's fine, let's just, let's just go back.
Do another ass run.
The ass has been treating us pretty well, so that was pretty good.
I was just thinking to myself, I probably shouldn't...
I probably shouldn't try to do this jump.
I probably shouldn't try to do this jump every time
because I feel like I'm going to mess it up.
Oh god damn it, dude.
Fuckin' lost everything I just looted up.
I should've just went the fucking slow. I can't damn it dude.
Oh, okay, it's fine.
It's fine.
Using all the items on death, he's served dumb. Yeah, that's pretty annoying.
I guess I could have done the jump, guess I have nothing to lose, who takes them away
from your ship, the company, the company takes your money, except you get nothing.
All right, this is normally a good room for loot, well we have the apparatus at the
very least that's worth like how much is it 80 I think.
Bottles.
This is not like a drum.
One egg beater.
That's not...
Oh.
Oh, cute.
I mean...
How is there no other path here?
Or maybe there is?
Can I go further?
No, it's a dead end.
And that's so strange.
No way, it's still the New Year's marathon.
I mean, what are you saying that I should have changed the name?
Or are you saying that you can speedrun 50 games faster?
All right, well, we're going to have to do two trips here.
you know what you're saying it's about par for the course for chat
at least you admit it you admit it
It's up to it.
This is game number 34, Chad.
I think it's been updated a few more times, tray, it's been like some minor stuff.
And there's been like a few new enemies that they'd be adding.
There's a big update this year. I would like to get back to that. It was so much fun playing
lethal company. I don't know what it is about this game. I feel like Repo is fun, but it doesn't,
I don't know, it doesn't like hit the same as Leethel Company. It's way scarier.
I feel like the monsters are just way more interesting in this game.
What's up, Saud?
I was going to say we didn't get enough, but we did.
It wasn't counting the apparatus.
You guys have no option to fight here.
You can't fight in this game, though.
I mean, some of the monsters can't be killed, though.
I think that's something in repo.
You can just kill everything.
I don't think there's a single monster that's like not killable.
Also, killing enemies in this game is actually fucking hard.
the eyes can't be killed okay there yes my bad there's one exception oh fuck it
I can't remember if I can just leave.
I remember they're being something where I feel like if you take off to, actually, I
think I remember, I was thinking that if you take off too fast, you don't, you might
not actually sell this stuff in time, but I think it always gets sold as long as the
windows open but I think there were times I remember where we would we would put like
we would put I don't know like 800 800 bucks worth of shit on the the vendor
around the merchant and then we would just fly away without actually opening the window
I'm just gonna keep going to ask I think chat oh god nevermind it's a clips
Okay dude what the fuck flooded March foggy admins flooded experimentation I mean we could just go to offense I guess
Offends is kind of far though
Dining go I don't have enough money to go to die
I can pour dude
Maybe I should have bought like a I was gonna say maybe I should have bought a I
Could have won for the pipe jump actually I was thinking offense was a different map
I don't mind this map that much. It's okay
Titan I mean I would go to Titan if I had the money but I don't
I think Adamence is actually like one of the best maps for early money, but you need
Yeah, I'm tighten plus the ladder is pretty good.
I really don't like going down these long.
That's so easy to die to deter it, speak of a devil.
Fuck, this shit.
I'm gonna say I think I'm just gonna take this shit and get out of here.
Yeah, now, now fuck this.
What's up, Cookie?
Yeah, we're just doing three-quarter because it's so easy to die in this game.
I'm super washed at this game, I don't know if I can remember how to play it there well.
I don't know how many hours I have in the legal company, how long is 3.0 or not very long.
I'm pretty sure it's probably like 5 or 10 minutes with like good RNG.
I have to guess.
206.
I think the record strap for three quota is you just you spawn into like march or something,
Make sure something and you look for B-hives.
And you just pray that you get a bunch of B-hives, because the B-hives can be worth up
to like 200 bucks each.
If I remember right.
Yeah, March is good, but it's a clip right now.
I was going to try March, so how well the B-hyves went last time well, to be fair,
I got screwed over by current patch bullshit.
What the fuck is that?
Oh god.
I don't even know what that is.
I'm gonna go to the other path, should see what I can do.
I would rather not die again.
We have other games to play.
get his eggs
you pickles plastic big bolt
Careful for that.
I really, really dislike trying to traverse this area.
I'm just gonna take my dog shit loot and get out of here.
Nice little plastic cup.
I mean, I really like pickles. They're just not worth much.
Pickles are gross. Pickles are delicious.
and
they taste like ass, well
maybe you just have bad days
I don't know if there's something about pickles
let's go
two hundred seventy four
What was that sound? Did you hear that? So, like somebody was laughing. Oh, was that the
comedy mask I think? I think the comedy mask like laughs.
What the fuck is that?
Huck.
Ooh, I'm not leaving.
That was a good run.
That was a good run.
That was a good run.
Dude, fuck that.
Dude, that smoke can kill you so easily
So easily because if there's landmines, you can't see them. You just die, buddy.
Oh, shit, there's a B-Hive.
It's worth 57.
Not really sure what the plan is here.
Oh, that was good.
Now, you have to bring the item back. You have to bring the behind-and-side otherwise.
you don't actually get credit for it.
You need 206.
The B9 in the bottles is like 105, 86.
It's might be enough.
I'm going to try, I'm going to make sure this is enough money though before we
take off. That was instant. One one thing. 177. Fuck, I don't know that it's gonna
be close. I actually don't know. I feel like we're gonna be off by like two. Oh my god.
I really can't remember if I'm almost 99% sure you can start driving away before you
get the pay-to-check.
I wasn't streaming this weekend.
Uh, it's gonna be, well, excuse me.
It's gonna be a bit of a short stream today.
I have, I'm driving back home tonight.
Uh, see, yes.
Probably just do like one or two more games after this,
and then, uh,
Yeah, that was quoted too. All right, we need 349. We got 146. We only need 200 bucks. That's like nothing.
Oh, ass is stormy. I guess we can do offense again.
Oh my god, we still got it.
We're gamein'.
You don't die if you missed that jump. You just take some damage, so it's not as bad.
This looks like a good room potentially.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
Are they both locked?
Oh my god.
Hmm.
Oh, this is a good room.
Nice.
Take a look at all.
It's really dark though.
Ooh.
I don't like that tumble. I'm not going that way.
I'm so happy.
I'm just taking those loot back.
Wait, we almost have enough for three, the best third quote I already.
And she like jump onto the ship from here.
Easy.
All right, just one more, one more run.
One more little bit of loop.
Two ninety six.
Do I do a muck yet, no?
Not yet.
Alright, let's see.
Oops.
library I don't think we're gonna get the library or do you mean like the mansion?
I don't know man I don't really don't like that.
I'm going to go with the other pathway.
I don't know, it's just that that specific layout, like those, the tunnel system, or I don't
know what to call it.
It's just a hippie.
Did you see the creature because I didn't even see anything?
I don't even know.
But there's like no loot in that maze section, it's so bad.
Got enough.
Wait, was it down below?
Where am I going?
That's this way.
I'm getting lost, I'm scared.
Alright guys, well, unless we randomly die to a fucking worm, I think we did it.
Aw, it's so cute.
Like how it makes a metal sound when you drop it.
Yes, it's got iron inside it.
Metal asks.
one more planet and just get all the loot you can.
I mean, yeah, like I could.
We could buy the car after we get the third quota, all right, we need to leave, goodbye,
We're clipsed ass.
All right.
For God, I don't forget anything.
What's the end goal of the run?
It's just to get three quotas worth of loot and survive basically.
So I ran this game before and I did what's I did 10 quota.
So it's basically surviving by 10 runs in a row or 10.
Oh, it's not just surviving because you also need to collect enough loot.
It's pretty difficult to connect it, collect enough loot for the...
We've got so many bottles in this fucking run.
Keep the dog, I can't keep the dog, I need some money.
That was kind of scary.
sprinting. I sprinting was making a lot of notice. All right before we end the
around the chat.
We will buy a boombox.
Oh.
God damn it.
I thought you could buy the Cruiser separately.
I didn't think it used the same thing.
and
comes to be a call
now the thing is chat what you know it's super fucking ridiculous
and
I guess technically I mean we hit the quote of whatever
um
we're going to buy some weed killer
I can start doing
Doesn't need to be in park when I start it
Oh god
This fuck bro
This is not looking good, Chad. I'm kind of scared.
Is it going to float? No! Oh! Oh, okay.
Okay, so the car has this, it has a mechanic, I have no idea why this is a thing.
If you spray the car with weed killer, how does it?
I mean, I see that bar one up a little bit, oh there we go, if you have to
like do it enough.
Okay, okay.
All right, anyways,
this weed killer allows the car to super jump.
If you press space, you can launch the car.
So the thing is, the car, the car in this game, it can be the car attaches to the side
of the ship with this giant magnet.
That's how you transport the car.
So like the speedrun strats are the thing, you put the car full of loot.
You spray the weed killer in it for the jump ability and then you set it up and you basically
jump the car straight to the ship magnet and if the if the if the car gets
grabbed by the magnet it negates all fall damage so basically yeah you you
like transport all the loot across the entire map I like jumping to the ship
it's uh super cursed i think it's like release precise but that's pretty crazy tech
is there a couple of this yeah I've seen some clips of it I can I don't think I
should link you on the off the top of my head and how do you aim it I think I
don't really know exactly how they do it yeah they use the line-ups
Alright. Check the beast steering. Snare flees, locus, baboon hooks, circuit means
I'm scared you do sporting bugs. Yeah, we don't really see it too much.
What the?
The time has stopped. Yeah, we're done with the game. I mean, I'm not.
We were just doing three quotas worth the money. We did the third quota.
Charge the radio. Oh wait does this thing need to be charged did it always is that new I feel like it used to never
Feel like I don't remember it needing to be charged before
I'm just RV-humping the radio, but I don't have to make the hell.
Alright.
Yeah, that was fun doing these accompany.
I actually I want to play lethal company. Like we should we should do lethal company with the lads again.
I like Lee for company a lot, it's fun.
Um, alright.
I do have the lads, you know, don't I?
Wait, did I just add ladleess?
Thought I added bowl for no-no.
uh...
alright
what do i want to do next
I think we might just do this game.
the
Why is it showing my steam?
The fuck?
Did my OBS just break? Why is it?
Oh, that's weird.
All right, so no, I'm not doing the DLC.
The thing is, Chat, I actually spend like three hours downloading old patch and learning
like a bunch of the skips and then I basically decided that I'm not going to do old
patch because it's kind of cancer.
So this is going to be kind of like a casual playthrough.
I don't really care.
I just old bad.
The thing is, yeah, minus three hours.
I don't know.
It's just, the thing is,
I was doing most of the skips on the old patch, okay,
but the problem is, you have to fight Laxacia,
and you have to fight Laxacia and the other dude,
and you're so fucking weak, it's casual than why not DLC,
because I don't fucking remember the DLC at all.
played it one single time. If we do the DLC, this is gonna take like 10 fucking hours.
I'm just gonna die to Arlachino for like three hours straight probably because that boss is a pain in
the ass and I don't fucking remember. Anyways, I gotta leave him like, I don't even like three or four
hours because I have to drive back to my house tonight. So we're not doing the DLC.
I didn't speed run the DLC. I mean I didn't speed run glitchless but the thing is old
patch is just old patch is basically fight-locksacia and fight-simon and don't get hit a
single time because you fucking die in one hit. That's basically old patch. It's like fight-locksacia
and fight-simon for for three minutes straight without dying. Without getting hit.
I don't know if it's quite that bad, I think you can maybe survive a hit or two from some of them, but I don't know, man.
and then...
I mean the thing is we could still...
I don't know whatever, whatever, we'll just-
Well, we'll just do current patch, fuck it. This is gonna be kind of a shit show. This is probably gonna take like three or four hours long.
Fuck, it might even take longer than that. Hopefully not though. Hope I'm not that-
Well, if I remember the end piece and they well, but-
Legendary stalker is just the difficulty of the game.
I'm pretty sure that's just the game, the difficulty the game released with, but then
they added these like easier difficulties and that's it in the deal, so you're sorry.
I'm gonna shit 10 levels quick, do you mean on the old patch, or do you mean on current patch?
Alright, fuck it.
Let's just do it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I really wanted to do old patch, but man, I just remembered how much time I spent practicing
blocksacia. I don't think Simon is as bad, but my diet of Simon is the way back to him
that horrible. Well, you also have to realize the fight is three minutes long if you have
consumables, which are limited, you have a limited amount of consumables in this game.
So basically if you die to Laxacia a single time then you lose you don't have any more
consumables, so you have to do the fight without any consumables which is fucking way worse.
I mean like the world record fight for Laxacia is 2.5 minutes long, I'm pretty sure.
And that's with consumables that you're spamming the king of puppets well we shouldn't have to do the king of puppets
I don't think.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
It's like, I want to do old paths, but...
Pernpass is also going to be a fucking disaster.
I feel like...
I don't know. This game's just going to be a messy way.
The game's a little loud.
I can't help you, I can't help you, I can't help you, I can't help you.
and
for everybody wants me to run the DLC I didn't run the DLC I don't know how to run it
like I don't know what's so hard to fucking understand about that
but
oh this is hard
I'm actually going to die here probably
Just the point of this marathon is not to run games that I haven't ran before, like.
I know a lot of these runs have been really rusty and they're kind of like casual playthroughs,
but at the end of the day I still know how to get through the game and I still... I mean,
it's still speed random, I'm not trying to speed run stuff that I hadn't played before.
just not. I'm not trying to spend 12 hours on one fucking game because I don't know
where I'm going and I don't know what I'm doing. It's not the point of this marathon.
I've found the good me, but it's lucky to have chance.
And next week I'll find the good.
I'm so close to you.
I find my room here, and I'll find another one.
I don't know if you can hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
It's not even baked though.
Hey Capod, Tokyo, thank you for the 33-months, man.
How is that a mess?
This weapon is so ugly, the blade is so good.
I don't remember where you pick up.
You need like the special, the specific moonstone to this weapon.
The thing is, I never, uh, it's run is going to be such a shit show.
I mean, luckily the Glaive is OP and I can kind of get carried by the Glaive, but I don't
remember, like I never ran glitchless for this game, so I don't.
I don't know where you... I don't even know where you get the upgrade and turn
over for the blade.
I have the ultra-percise boost ready, but no.
Well actually I do, I practiced a bunch of the skips for this game.
I practiced old patch last night for three hours and then I realized that I still had half the game left and I'm still gonna have to spend like five hours practicing
Simon and Luxacia. I'm gonna have to practice ten hours for like a one hour long run in a marathon. It's just I don't know like I know
Well point of the marathon is to speedrun, but it kind of it feels bad like somebody's games are so
So, some of the oxasius from the pariet, it's not like we're not going to fight
locks off yet though.
Who can expect you to know everything perfectly, but it's not even a matter of like,
The old patch lies a p-run. It's not like, oh, you can just kind of not know what you're doing and you can do it.
Like if you don't remember the exact lineups for all the skips, you're just going to sit there for hours, trying to figure it out.
And on top of that, if I get to Laxacia, and I don't remember how to fight her perfectly, we're literally, we're not even kidding.
We are going to be stuck on Laxacia for hours.
Black Rabbit Brotherhood
I hate these guys, but don't be alarmed. My name is Jimny. We'll talk later. We're safe
The least he in Boulevard was a regular rich people row. You want a fancy boutiques and shops?
Before the puppet frenzy
one
why don't I know for your
one
one of the coil stick
kind of do
Well actually now we have the Glaive, we don't need the coil stick at all really.
You can beat this easily, I mean I can beat a normal run where I'm not level 20 going
into lock sauce, yeah. Sure.
You believe in me more than I do? Yeah, because I actually fucking ran the game and you don't know what you're talking.
Okay, sorry. I'm just I'm like you guys are gonna you guys are literally gonna fucking drive me crazy
Like I don't think you guys realize how whole how hard old patch is for this game. It's just
I'm not even getting baited. It's just people are people just don't understand
I'm not sure you've gone to the end of the world.
This guy you've gone to.
I didn't have it.
That's true.
Now I can pass from my car.
old patches with the tips yeah the thing is on old patch you skip okay so just to give
you guys some clarification on old patch you skip literally everything in the game you
fight Laxacia with a plus seven weapon and you have like two acid abrasives total and
And that's it, you get like a few acid abrasives, and you have a plus seven weapon and
you're like level 20.
And you have no, you have nothing else.
That's it.
It's a, it's a twin you down patch.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Honestly, the zips aren't even the thing that I was worried about.
It's just the lock-sauce.
The lock-sauce of fight is so difficult.
Like, it locks-sauce, you'll take on old patch,
takes hours of practice.
And I'm not fucking being sarcastic.
Now, cookie-eye.
Oh, that was a fun.
I spend like three hours practicing all the old patch
Skips last night
But then I realized that I would have to fight Laxacia at like level 20 with the plus 7 weapon and I
Change my mind
The thing is
I need to pick up
I can't let her, it's funny, look at the watchman.
Well yeah, any percent you'll only fight two bosses, well three I guess, because you
fight the Dorgartian, I think you fight three bosses total, and like the intro boss, I guess.
I mean, box ass isn't that bad if you're doing like a normal run.
Also, I can't, oh wait, I actually can't skip this cutscene while I was a robot should.
I hope I don't die to this guy.
Oh, that's it, that's it, well, forgot how to grab him, Jesus Christ, that does a lot of
much.
We're going to die to this boss check.
I'll fuck that and have enough.
That was a good fight.
We're definitely going to die thought you practiced. I practiced old patch
And these comments are gonna I'm gonna fucking loot. I am literally gonna lose my mind by the end of this fucking marathon
I practiced old patch which like I said you skip every single boss. You skipped this boss
You skipped the boss after it you skipped the other boss after it you skipped the other boss after that you literally skipped 90% of the game on old patch
We're so easy to rage, babe.
Okay.
Kind of want to just turn off the stream right now.
I'm like, I really not feeling that well and chat.
You're kind of fucking pissing me off. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm so fucking...
I'm so bad of my English, but I'm actually not gonna die, then I thought so.
And I'm sure I'm gonna do it!
Maybe don't you lose, Kina.
Maybe we're doing it to practice this game.
and how do I use the fucking oh actually I think I have enough time
I'm going down.
Oh, we gotta go back.
to
winged to pick up
I just wait honestly this this shouldn't be too bad
we just need to get a lot of dark
man I hate not having a second monitor holy fuck dude
this game's kind of hard I feel like once you start getting the glaze upgraded if it comes
a little bit easier.
Can you steam overlay?
Does this guy sell a darkening?
Then he's done yet.
I don't think he does.
No, he just sells quartz.
Is that early game?
It's kind of rough.
Yeah.
The thing is, I don't, I don't know, man.
This is like, like, doing glypsilis in this game is cursed,
Because I never ran glisteless but at the same time old patches like old patches even more
It's fucked
P organs are the source of your powers
Collect courts to get the strength you need
I think you want to give fabelarts, because you mainly use like the fabelart attack and you also want to get
It isn't there's something that gives you more like fable slots.
There was maybe it's later on.
Oh, here it is.
Right.
You can get from City Hall.
The thing is, we need to get dark moon moons, which I can't remember where you get the dark
moon moons down.
This is the problem.
I mean, I know they drop, I think they only drop from the butterflies, but there's also
some pickups.
Like, I don't know the upgrade route for this game.
Yes, it is literally called dark moon moons down.
I'm not fucking kidding you.
After a flow goes the first one. Okay.
Time for Google. Well, we have chat thankfully.
Right, this is Motivity and Technique.
There probably are route notes. I imagine.
Level ups are actually so cheap early on.
I'm getting health because I'm a fucking nude.
Alright.
Yeah, chat, it's your time to show.
say save me
There's a dark moon here, he's trying to set one place.
I guess the one place I remember that
Yeah, I could turn down the game a bit more, it's that, it's too loud, yeah another thing
about this game though, that's really tough for me, is like I have so many routes stuck
in my head because I at one point in the speed run we picked up this salamander weapon
but I don't think we well you definitely don't grab it in any more because you don't even
go to this area in the run um that's it's so hard to fucking remember everything
I've watched a blanks do some damn this overheat debuff is fucking terrible.
I've lost blanks through some glitchless rounds, and it's insane how fucking feels like most
of the fights in the game are just completely stripped and scripted, I don't think we need
to kill this guy. Or do we? No, I don't think so.
Can you put cranks on the gleeve? I think you can. Using the pay-to-in-weapon,
Yeah, that's the fucking best weapon in the game dude.
Yeah, I was practicing the, I think we need to go up this ladder, right?
I was practicing the, yeah, the weapon is also free.
It came with like one of the updates for the game.
I was practicing the carriage skip last night cookie.
It was a fucking horrible.
I managed to get it though a few times.
Oops. What am I doing?
The carriage skip was like the worst skip in the entire game.
It's fucking terrible.
Do you have to go, oh man, chat.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Everything's fine.
All going according to plan.
I feel like I'm going the wrong way.
I'm pretty sure I'm going the wrong way, aren't I?
I'm pretty sure I am.
It's okay.
I don't know.
I actually think I'll be okay in the late game in terms of
of like remembering the way to go uh oh yeah that's that's over this way
I'm going to play the DLC.
No.
Oh god, Colonel Fats is ready me.
Don't fucking look good.
don't fucking look at my stream though this is a fucking disaster this is a
goddamn casual playthrough alright mr. lives a peace speedman himself is here to
watch this fucking disaster I started deresting old patch for this game
Colonel and then I realized that I would have to fight Laxacia at like
Absolutely no stats and I
I was like I'm just gonna try to do it go up so this round even though it's gonna be a
Like an absolute mess
Oh this what have done it. I don't know if old this would have done it old old this when he did the bat the birthday marathon
You know what he did? He didn't do lies to pee because he knew how fucking horrible it would be
That's what old this did
I did yeah, I did old catch any person and
Like you have to fight lock dude. I don't even remember where I'm going chat. You have to fight lock Sasia and Simon
I look like a plus seven weapon and you're so fucking weak. It's so bad. Chad. I actually don't remember where I'm going
Up the stairs. Okay. Thanks, Chad. You're doing great
We're going fast here.
Yeah, thank you for the raid.
Were you doing mine's a pea kernel?
Believers are cooked.
Yeah, I'm fucking cooked.
You do send up eating thrubles and menace.
Well, yeah, and the worst part is though,
if you die once, then you're out of consumables,
unless you make a save file.
So it's like, I fit like a glove, but like a...
And I don't I don't I don't really remember how to fight them that well. Okay, I remember here. We need to go
We need to talk to Benini
So we can get the
You're working on all monsters and many bosses with DLC nice
How's that?
two and a half hours, I mean that's not, it's like Dark Souls 2.
Is there a hidden moon moonstone here before Volco or is it after Volco?
I have two runs with one death, one of those was the nameless, gotcha.
Yeah, you've been going, I was like checking the leaderboards for Liza P and I saw you
or I actually watched, I think I watched your run before like the PLC came out or something.
I can't remember it.
Well, we're probably gonna die to this fucking guy. We're gonna die to every fucking boss in this game. Probably a job
All right, you actually strafe that one
You watch hundreds of nine. Well, thanks man
I think the logo in the glitches around is actually like kind of spread to the
Isn't that?
I thought I was dead.
I'm definitely gonna die to this guy chat.
I don't remember how to take this guy very well.
Oh, let me die missed the stun!
Hey, we got our deal back. Maybe we'll be okay. We might be okay.
Wait, does he do anything? He's doing the thing. He's doing the thing.
It's been getting a deal. I'm not really beginning to agree with you.
Oh, come on, man.
Well, actually, you know what hold on, hold on.
I think we can...
Wasn't too bad. I mean, it was okay.
It was not fucking good by any means.
I haven't practiced it. I do I haven't practiced any of these possible. I'm gonna put this
Wait do I want to be slightly heavy? Not really
Actually, I don't know. I don't know how bad being slightly heavy is you should have dotted you're not judging
Yeah, honestly, it's like I'm I'm like kind of embarrassed when I'm doing this marathon and somebody who's like
Ran the game and it's like really good at the game. I mean, I I used to be good at this game, okay?
At least that old patch, but I haven't fucking played it in forever
Damn bro, he's he's fucking me
Alright, this is so...
Dude, what even are these moves?
The thing is, shit, what? Something that I can't even say, I don't think a lot of people realize though is how much...
Well, maybe a lot of people realize this, but like, how much crap?
You don't just like get good at these games...
in the middle of it's boys kicking
is he doing the pop nice oh my god he does a second oh not here oh I thought
I don't know if anybody was, well, bro wait, what's going on?
Did I taste, did I taste?
Scripted.
Oh, now he's doing that.
Please don't film me.
Oh, I'm so scared right now, champ.
I'm so scared right now, champ.
I'm so sorry, bro.
Oh, I'm so bad.
You never see the kick.
kick this is cinnamon.
This is a fun casual playthrough.
You know, I'm having fun.
I like flies appeal odd.
It is my favorite soul.
It is my favorite soul is like,
you know, that's not from software.
I think once we get the Glaive upgraded though, things should become a little bit easier.
Did I use the bossles?
No.
Oh yeah, right.
I have the two five caves.
Well, that's a good start.
Maybe I should go level up, eh?
and
and having a little charge for these fights I feel like makes it it's like some political
and
I'm so free in the training area. Yeah.
That was pretty.
Oh, what am I doing dude?
f**k now we just doing this bullshit up weapon buffs yeah I mean I guess
technically we could have gone back and got the brace of already right I think
I'm gonna go back I don't know
I was too early
I guess we should be using the laptop for a scene.
I
Oh jeez
Oh
I'm not doing DLC in this run.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry to say, but I at least speed ran, at least speed ran this game.
I don't know if I should, I don't think I'm.
Wait, where is the hidden, where is the moon moon stone?
I never speed ran the DLC chat.
I mean, I know I didn't really ever speed run glitchless, but like, I kind of did.
What the?
I don't remember going through this area at all.
Oh, geez, what am I doing?
Find the pole right here, I think.
All right, please don't kill me
I'm baiting out his attack. I'm scared
Oh, yeah, now we have the do we have like the duel with that one. I'm
Yeah, that's fine
that's fine Dr. Fondillo, thank you for the 39 months, thank you, man I played the DLC just one time so like if I tried to do the DLC
I mean, I know I'm not that good at fighting a fair amount of the bosses in this game, but at least like I remember so
the only person the old patch any percent speeder on route developed a lot over time and as as the run went on more and more
We just skipped more bosses, but like
We never really did full-oco full-co was kind of skipped like right from the beginning
But most of the other ones should I motivate crank this thing
the
older handle
you want to take me crank okay i don't know where you actually get that but
actually can't you just buy one from like
There we go, he wants to go.
I will, I always will.
I know him.
Can you sell these things?
Do they sell for full value? Oh, they do I?
I need to get a
I really wanted for Woko's amulet, oh fuck man
You know, I was gonna ask if I want if I should have popped the the boss souls or not
Well, I guess we're I guess we're fucked
It's fine
Recent the marathon, whatever
It's not like we're fucking hitting any of the scripts, but I guess we're going to lose that on a lot of damage because of that.
It's a casual run anyways. It honestly is at this point.
Honestly, I'm having more fun doing this than if I had tried old patch though.
If we if we tried old patch like I could I could make it to Laxacia no problem
But then once we like we're just gonna hit a fucking brick wall there
The Laxacia fight is so hard and then in the old patch any percent run. It's so bad
You can still get victors, amulet, yeah.
What does Fuloko's amulet do and Murphy's?
I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
Are you?
You've been warned.
I am a doctor.
Even if it happens.
Child.
Oh, so many of the worthy may cost.
Oh, I didn't know.
Let's just great.
It's 30% more damage after Perry does that apply to the.
I guess that also applies to the... to what's it called?
Show girl, Jesus Christ!
Then that works for the Fable Perrys. Oh, that's so sad dude.
Why did I use that fucking soul?
Fuck.
I fucked myself, dude.
I took off the I took off the fucking repair bro.
Does this also repair it?
Wait, can you even repair it once it's broken? Am I? Oh, my god dude.
Can repair with the courts up there?
Okay, it's fine guys, let me just fix my quips, everything's fine, it's all good guys, it's all good.
It's all good.
Or I missed the jump.
Could have just used one throwable.
That's true.
You know, you make a good point.
Chill girl!
Just let me fucking buff dude.
what the fuck is this what is this fight oh no oh I'm fucking decay bro
Oh, get the fuck away from me, lady.
Oh, we're doing it.
Oh man, this really sucks that I don't have the full wokeo, I'm really sad that I
fucked that up.
It's kind of tragic.
just cheated in even if I don't know how to cheat it on it
but I don't remember that
in a row under way. Fascinating town, like just fascinating. Back in the day, the only way to reach the
cathedral was using a rope and pulley. So thank you for the subman. Battlewills, thank you
for 181s. Backer from Delo, thank you for the 39 months.
and that necuson view of the beautiful crotch.
It's been my pleasure friends, and enjoy the rest of your journey.
I've been your captain on this ride, Germany!
RWMS.
Well, thank you for the three months.
People weird out.
Thank you for the prawn sub.
When and out, let Germany be your guide.
You, uh, you look annoyed.
What I do.
at least there's self-aware
being self-aware doesn't make it any better having it helps
Okay, is there any other hidden moon moons that we need to grab coming up?
Anybody knows?
Is there any noirs?
What is happening?
Don't tell.
What's their problem?
Wait, wait, their bodies are strangely altered.
Professional challenge.
I know that once you give Paulini, is that what the fuck's his name?
Once you give the the Butler guy like the supply box, I know that he gets
moonstones, Paul and Dino.
I think I'm gonna ball the garbage.
and like amulets for the first time, by the way.
It's in this location in the back.
Oh, right. He's like at the top of the elevator.
I remember.
I know that there's a dark moon moon stone in this place,
I'm not having full walk or I'm gonna be so shitty though.
I'm sure I'm not sure what to buy.
I hate this section.
Can you still do the skip around the wall here, unclutchless?
I'm gonna activate this just in case I don't think we're gonna die before them.
all right we have to kill this fucking bad don't worry
I'm dead, I'm maybe down.
I'm dead shield saved me, alright, so in here is the first supply box, I think, right?
Yeah.
Box in a box.
True.
I guess I should go.
We should definitely go upgrade before this boss fight, Ebay's for me.
the
Yeah, that's true, Darra. Yeah, I should do that.
That's very true.
Yeah, I put the DLC for this game right when it came out.
This is really fun.
I was just something I needed for doing the DLC now.
No.
I mean, do we need to talk to Ali Doro?
Man, I'm so... I'm so mad that we've...
I have this blows that I forgot to fucking... you do.
Well, I know he'll automatically show up later in the game, but...
I mean, I don't I guess we don't really need to talk to him because we don't have the boss holes anyways, right?
I know my way you see him immediately after the fight. Okay
Let's have blanks.
I spend like two or three hours last night, do you rest in old patch?
Only to realize that I'm gonna have to spend another six hours practising fucking box
I'll see a maybe not actually that long but I was like I'm just gonna do current patch with the
glaze because at least oh I forgot to fucking refill the fable whatever man what if you
lose your throwables he acts exactly I would need to make backup saves I don't know but I
Kind of a ran glitch list, so this is kind of a fucking disaster, but I mean, it's been fun. We're getting through the game.
Probably gonna die this boss.
I messed up the blanks and I popped, I used Fuoko's soul, and I also used...
So yeah, I'm not gonna be able to get the Fouroco amulet, which is really sad.
So I fucked myself, even harder.
Yeah, I don't know. If there's a way to cheat it in, honestly,
I feel like maybe I should just cheat it in.
But I don't know if this game has like,
can you like cheat in items in this game?
I don't know if it has that kind of tools.
I don't know if I should save the...
uh...
That's good
I'm in the damage this guy, isn't it?
God dude, that is this fucking weapon is so good.
Oh, he doesn't follow up to that.
of
is right. It's probably okay.
Have you been, you've been running glitch so slowly right blanks? I've been
like so busy with my marathon. I haven't read a chance to watch streams.
Very much, but.
the
criminal facts actually granted me a little bit of a
one
that's
all right we just want to fight the
Is like Flexiles Centauria?
Oh!
Wow!
This fucking weapon is so broken, bro.
I think it's too short of him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Imagine about the amulet. Well, I don't think you're actually actually have the amulet
at this point in the run. I think you get it after the fight, right? I don't know.
Well, this is with plus two.
What difficulty am I playing on? I'm playing on the little, the little, I am difficulty.
I'm just kidding. I don't even know. What is the easiest difficulty called?
I'm going to kill you.
I'll stay with you, except.
Yeah.
I ran the heart, run the...
I ran the heart, run the...
Run the heart, is it a little too, whatever that's called?
Okay, so there is go back to the old crowd. There is one amulet though. I think that
But I need
I need to grab my share and leave. Can I get anything for him?
I'm looking at you, no.
I have a lot of things to do, help.
No, yeah, the conquering amulet. That's the full work, go on.
What is this one, dude?
I mean, fuck it.
I mean...
I'm 69%
I'm so heavy
Dude this amulet weighs 8. It weighs 8
I think being heavy load is like really bad in the skin
Once, Pride was just a small town on the coast of Lillian portals, before an Elisian
Boulevard built this place, litter of these all there was a car.
I'm gonna do the DLC, I don't know.
I think the puppet arm is actually kind of useful for some of the enemies.
Jesus!
Here's a moon moon in the forest area.
I don't fucking know where it is.
Oh, maybe here.
Hey, a tagger. Thank you for the 22 months, dude.
Oh, I remember this.
Oh yeah, I gotta kill the guy at the gate here, right?
Oh my god.
No, I don't have to kill this one, but I gotta go through the gate.
There's a second moon on that village. Do I need that though?
I don't know, man.
Well, I'm definitely going to die.
You fucking kidding me?
You can't get it now. What do you mean I can't get it now? Why? Because the gate the gate broke?
What do you mean I can't get it?
Or I just like a hundred fucking degrees in this room. I'm melting
What's in the fucking box?
Row.
Just let me open my fucking box.
Piece of shit.
Ah yes, the acidic spirit.
We definitely need that.
That's very important for the run guys. Good thing we grab that.
I'm just kidding, I'm sabotaging myself, but yeah, I don't fucking know.
the
Oh, a razor project, Eva. I don't know what that means. Is there a hole in the
elevator? Yeah, I know, blanks. I was watching you do like a lot of, I was actually
watching you do a lot of the DLC runs. I don't, I don't think I'm going to do the LC
because, I mean, I am so, I have literally no idea what I'm doing with the DLC.
I mean, I also kind of have no idea what I'm doing in this game, but...
I at least, I mean, I've... excuse me. I've played through this game like multiple times,
And at least I speed ran some parts of the game.
Yeah, blanks.
I think we're going to throw the power to finish in the fall of the ship.
And don't think the pot is invited out of territory, pretty careful.
Uh, do not need to go up here.
They make you climb that ladder just for a special resistance ampule.
That's some ass.
I don't even know if we're going to fucking finish this run today.
shot because I have to I have to drive back to my parents' place tonight, I'll try, but
or sorry I have to drive back to my place.
How long do I have to drive?
Isn't you, it's full of shit. This is our team.
That's a big crowd in Moscow.
This is our team. We're fighting for anyone who wants to stay out.
What's in the air?
I think this guy dropped like a quartz or something. This dude is down there.
I don't need to drop something, I just couldn't remember what it was, all right.
I don't know where I'm going. We need to get past that gate, but I can't really remember
how to do that. I'm not gonna lie. There's quartz in the chest, I could have sworn
I remember you need to climb, I could climb this ladder, or maybe you go past where
the ladder is I think you just go past
oh god please please I just want to live
Is it human?
I don't even think I need to do this. Am I gonna die to this fall?
Okay.
I'm just picking up all the garbage on the ground
Did rolling in this game is so fucking bad. Oh my goodness
Use your fucking piece of shit.
Fuck.
Oh, I didn't realize that lady had a fucking running triple hit, but Instacosio,
my bad, holy fuck, lady.
Now I'm going to kill her, I need revenge.
It's...
I'm going to kill me.
I'm killing this guy, I'm getting rid of him.
yeah I like that bozo all right the best merchant in the game is nearby yeah true
All right, he comes back, I think there's a black rabbit brother head up next
Alright, yeah.
I'm not gonna be in my room yet though.
I don't know if I should have used that either.
You bitch.
I really don't want to play with you now.
I thought this combo was over there, but it's just a little bit too much, but it's
just a little bit too much.
I think it's a little bit too much, but it's just a little bit too much, but it's
I thought this combo was over there, but it's not just fucking 6th combo, 7th combo, whatever
the fuck.
I'm pretty sure this guy dies like super fast if I can just hit him with one of my
Perry moves, but he would explode even harder to the
The pairs of a head before go I mean look.
Now we're gonna do this or someone.
That's okay.
Jesus.
Oh my god dude, I'm like sweating so much right now, this fucking room is so hot.
Oh, I feel so gross, I feel like shit.
I'm in the fucking basement of my parents' house and they have like the heater, like
next to my fucking room, so the room is just super hot, I got all the fucking heaters
for the house or in the basement.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
This fucking guy is so much goddamn damaged.
I should have healed before I did that.
Why is that?
This puppet's crazy.
...
...
...
Yeah, this, this is it, weapon from like they added it and won't have the updates for
the game, right?
I thought I believed there was a quartz in here.
Yeah, I was real black across over with low log.
I need to, I don't remember if I actually needed to talk to those guys.
Stalker.
Stalker.
Stalker.
The cube is I don't even know why they added the cube as a mechanic is like actually so fucking useless
I feel like it could have been cool, but it was so it's so like it doesn't like fucking do anything
I'm gonna remember the cube can give you like buffs
But they're very insignificant
Oh, right, it's for summons. Yeah, buffs are summons. Yeah.
This summon heel buff is broken.
Cat. He doesn't like us.
We're not human enough.
Welcome.
I don't know what I should even go for, I guess I'll just get charred with that, really
zooming through on this one, yeah, we're flying so fast.
Do you have to spend four quarts to unlock the next phase, I guess you do?
Oh, wait, no, you need to...
I might have a fuck does this shit work? You need to finish one?
You have to need a fuck.
Well, I just cut myself. That's good.
Whatever.
oh yeah isn't there is it is it the tier 3 that gives you an extra special grindstone
like use
I'm gonna get the ambulance out until you use two courts per thing, yeah, whatever it's fine.
You got a remnola, you could do a reaper.
Oh my god, I wish it wasn't so hot in my room.
I feel like so uncomfortable right now, chat is so hot.
and
after we do black rabbit brother had we need to go to
to
Rosa is...
You're better than what I am.
Let's see this, me.
I'm in my parents' place, so...
Oh yeah, right I don't have a
This is just temporary
Oh, man
Yeah, guys, I don't know if we're gonna finish lies to be today. I gotta say I feel kind of I don't really feel like gray right now. Well, I don't know
We'll try to go as far as I can, but
After the doctor tomorrow as well, so I don't I don't know if I'm gonna be streaming tomorrow
But hopefully on Tuesday I'll be back and we'll
Do longer streams again.
Yeah, I'm pregnant.
I don't know.
Oh my god, dude.
Adeline a Corday.
Adeline a Corday.
She was the most famous of them all, the legendary.
Hmm.
I'm not sure if she's still alive, so.
Well, the past is, makes sense.
It's...
It's getting a little depressing.
Oh God.
Oh, what abuse of a topic you like on the screen is even if you try to write them.
Our musicians are keen ears, you know, would you like to sing for me like your friends?
We have the feeling we celebrate our lives will be a special instrument. Let's have an own.
I get the keys to the form! To my sister, utterly!
Now!
I thought that I...
I thought that I...
I don't.
I have no idea how to fight this fucking boss.
Geez.
Can I just backstab her?
dude, this fucking...
What the fuck is this fight? This fight is giga-asper, what the fuck?
She dude, this is an horrible fight. What the?
And then she pairs me up.
Well, this is fucking fight blows.
Skill is she equals asked by it. How do you hit her?
every single one of her like she does it to hit combo in the second part of the combo makes her jump backwards
I don't understand how you're supposed to like
We don't know and the speedrun we just skipped this lady
Fable Perry light attack the thing is I only have
I don't know, there we were killed, maybe we can backstop around me, right?
This is the point to my sister and the leader!
I can't believe it!
I'm a... no!
Stop!
I'm a... I'm a...
You're true, but...
I'm a...
You're true, but...
Not too worried about sups on actually.
You're so much sister from me!
I'm just going to try to go for a back sub.
You're at who ran by the P.E. at a GDP was it blanks?
I didn't get a chance to catch the lies appear on the actually.
Oh, Colonel Fatston.
Nice.
I think there's a moonstone here, or is it a normal moonstone?
I don't know.
I know there's something there.
I think it's a normal, yeah, it's normal.
What is even the point of this shortcut?
I know there's a good, there's a good weapon in there.
So wait, what did they, what did they run at GDQ by the way? Was it, it was, was it like all bosses with dlc glitchless?
Glitchless dlc oh my god. I kind of hate how prevalent, I mean okay I have nothing wrong with glitchless but I feel like GDQ
Okay, down on my foot.
I feel like the glitched runes are the most entertaining at GDQ because of the novelty.
I mean I guess there are it depends.
It's not that cut and dry, necessarily, but...
Feels like GDQ only wants like clips of the runes these days.
That's probably not true, but it feels like that.
I'm mixed as good.
Yeah.
Oh.
They had two aces. Yeah, but that's not even. That's not even.
I assume those aces were not even an actual player performing it now.
I don't know, no, there's definitely good runs on shoot here, I don't know.
I really don't think it's fair to say that there's no good shooting here on this anymore,
That's just not true.
I think there's a moon moon stone here. Yeah.
I might appeal to a broader audience for a better,
maybe. Please don't climb. His fucking clown is a piece of shit.
The cloud clown gives courts, yeah, I know. I mean, we could kill the clown, I guess.
This is just a fucking casual playthrough, basically.
Were you ad GDQ blanks?
Average viewer doesn't like glitches and things it's cheating.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
I guess the electricity is probably better on this guy.
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
this guy's a fucking monster chat on my god
he's a fucking monster
I kinda remember his moves out, but...
Are you supposed to know which one it is?
I
Die you fucking
I can't remember, how do you get the, how do you get the electric grindstone?
Can I get that already?
Is that already missed that?
Is she don't remember?
There's a skip that you can do here as well, but you buy it from Post-Nella, okay.
I couldn't remember if it was like an upgrade kind of thing.
What's up?
I can't wait to get the drug out of here.
Okay.
the
speedrun is slow thanks man that's exactly what I was going for
to
good for my first place here's thanks to him.
A jungler, thank you for the 12 months round.
I mean, this has been pretty slow, but that's okay.
Honestly, I just wanted to play LizaP.
It's a shame the old patch run for Liza P is so cursed.
Well, I mean the zips are fine.
The problem with old-patch-lies of P is that you're just super weak, you're super weak
and half of your damage comes from consumables which if you die you just if you die a single
time then you run out of consumables and you don't have money to buy more so you just
the fuck. Basically.
I really thought I would stagger him.
I forgot that's like a fucking six hit combo dude some of the combos in this game are so brutal
If I remember, I think when Romeo would do that attack, because we actually fought Romeo in the
any percent speed run for a little while until we figured out how to skip that section completely.
But I feel like I remember I would just skip, alright, if he did that attack, I would just run away.
I can't stand there on any messes you with that, I don't know.
No, no, you're right.
There you have that double hitstone.
Yeah, I don't think we want to try to parry this guy, parrying this guy is fucking
cursed this shit.
It's pretty easy to dodge, though, from the Lair of Member.
I'm fucked.
Oh, man.
Trying to prepare all of his attacks, well, yeah.
Yeah, if I parry him, I do big damage though.
Oh, I can't.
There was this attack.
you
you
you
you
you
you just can't you you
You move fucking two inches when you dodge in this game, man.
Oh, that's so bad.
It's the game.
I mean, I'm not saying I died because the game, I'm just saying an objective fact that the fucking rolling in this game is like you don't move at all.
and
this is my bad eyes as a
home and I don't know we might have to pause this run in just continue later though
as I feel I'm not really feeling very good enough to
run
I feel so fucking gross, it's so hot in here, I'm like sweating up a storm, and I want
I'm gonna try to kill this boss that we used.
You should probably get the electric grindstone.
What the...
What the...
Oh my god, that's a bit of a mess.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Woooo!
You need to fire. You need to just not be, to honestly, the easiest straff of that boss is just don't carry him.
I should probably just buy a bunch of consumables, but whatever.
I have capacity as your weight.
I'm glad I'm happy with it.
Thanks.
Thanks, bro.
The side of the by this game, good advance builds work. I mean any weapon works.
you do want to focus on using like specific I'm the value you do want to use
focus on using specific like elements depending on the boss like fires
really good for flesh if you're fighting a robot you want to use electric well
you want to use what is it electric or acid for robots I think maybe acid
It is just good against everything, I don't know, it's okay, you definitely, you want to like experiment.
I think one of my favorite weapons in this game is like the umbrella.
Yeah, the katana's cool. This game actually has really cool boss weapons for the most part.
part.
Oh god, why am I attacking this?
Oh Jesus.
This enemy is a freak. Oh, it's this spot where you run, where your runs go to die.
This is like a huge, well, maybe not a huge reset point, but
and the speed running basically is open this door and then pray you don't get the fucks
why would you reset here? well I'll show him lucky though that you'll die
I don't think I'm gonna be able to rest here
It's nice how you can quit out so fast in this game though. It's really nice.
Nice.
Okay, honest to chat, I think I might just...
I think I might just call it here. I really don't feel that gray right now.
It's not like it is just so hot in this room and I'm sweating and I don't know I have to go I have to go drive home in like an hour or two anyways
We're not gonna finish this game
today, so
I'm sorry for the source stream guys. Well, I'll be back on
I'll be back on Tuesday
Tomorrow I have like a doctor's appointment and
And some other stuff I gotta do, so I have to do my fucking taxes tomorrow.
So I don't think I'm going to stream tomorrow, but I'll be back on Tuesday.
And we'll continue this lies of P, casual playthrough, I mean, we're going as fast as I can,
but yeah. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. Again, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for this first stream, guys.
I wish I could, I want to stream more, but I, I don't want to like force myself to stream if I'm not feeling super, super hot.
So.
Yeah, we'll continue this run, he's feeling super hot, well you know what I meant.
No pun intended.
you're not obligated yeah but I don't know we're still I feel bad by taking
taking any days off from doing a marathon but I'm not going to like force myself to
do it if I'm not feeling super great anyways I'll be back home on my normal setup
Tonight I'm driving back home to my house tonight, so we'll be back on the normal setup
We'll be back to the 4K YouTube streams. Hopefully I'm feeling a feeling alright on Tuesday and we can do a longer stream
Yeah, have a have a great rest of your night chat. I
Will see you guys on Tuesday
I think it does. It should be fine. I mean I feel like every game on Steam has cloud storage. I'm just I'm always worried because there was that one time.
that one time I played a blivion at my parents' house. I played the blivion remastered
at my parents' house and then I was like, the game has cloud storage. I can see on steam
it has cloud storage and then it didn't. Like apparently they released the game and cloud
storage was like broken. So I lost my fucking safe file for a blivion and then I was like,
Okay, well, I'm done. I'm fucking up. I'm not playing. I'm fucking more oblivion.
It's really stupid.
All right, yep. Anyways, I'll be back on Tuesday guys. Should be a longer stream again on Tuesday.
try to actually get some like a good amount of games done on Tuesday.
Yeah, I have a great rest of the night.
Take care guys. Download your oblivion saves to continue. I mean, I don't care anymore.
I don't care.
Yeah, good night guys.