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Who like what do you fucking mean?
They say keep telling me that I'm like.
Like what's the fuck, man?
I don't know, Chad, I think.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I don't know, whatever.
I don't know, I think I know what, okay, I don't know for sure,
but like they invited me out to their offices to play Nioh 3 early.
And I mean, they were really nice.
And the thing is, I told them I was going to do a YouTube video.
And I didn't end up doing it.
Partially because of laziness and partially because my gameplay footage was fucking.
Like, I was so fucking bad at the game.
And I just I didn't even want to like post my gameplay footage.
I do. I was like, I was so bad.
And I just I just didn't want to fucking post the video.
Anyways, I feel like, because of that, they, I don't know, I feel like they're, that's
why I'm getting like, I'm getting this response, but I don't know, whatever man, the game comes
out soon.
No wonder they're ghosting you.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe you're right. Consequences, yeah. I guess it's, you know, I guess it's my fault.
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It's like, I literally, okay, I messaged them. I'm like,
hey, you know, some people I know on Twitch have clearly played past more than the demo.
Like, if you, if you, if it's only for certain streamers, that's fine. But just tell it,
like, tell me, don't tell me the, that, like, why are they, I just don't get it.
like just tell them just just tell me you know it's only for certain streamers sorry that's all you
need to that's all they need to say I mean I don't know it's just weird that they're giving me
like the run around or maybe maybe I don't know I don't know man whatever
I mean I probably deserve it after not making the YouTube video I just I don't know man.
I was never contracted or obligated to make a YouTube video, so...
You gave your word, yeah?
I mean, that's fair.
That's fair.
I mean, I'm not saying I'm not at fault here.
should've just told them straight up
i mean i i did wanna make a video but i just i was not happy with the footage
that i got to be honest with you
i just wish i wish i had more time to like play the game and like learn the
mechanics and stuff
yes it's whatever
uh... it's not it's it's genuinely not that big of deal i just again i just
wish they would tell me like straight up
sorry like
No early access for you.
Hey, Teeny Sanny Redhead.
Yeah, Silk Song was so magical.
My first playthrough of that game was so good.
I can't believe you're not doing this deathless.
You can play Neo tomorrow evening.
I don't really stream late at night though, so I don't know, maybe I'll start Neo 3,
But if I do start it, I'm only going to play it for a few hours.
Yeah, I would love to play Neo3 right now.
I would love it if I had early access, but I need to finish this DS2 challenge run anyways,
so whatever.
Well, I think there's like an embargo, like you're only allowed to play a certain amount
of stuff. And yeah, I assume they just give you a key. I don't know, it's whatever, man.
I don't want to sit here and complain about Neo3, it's okay.
Is there a Nintendo Direct tomorrow?
9am EST bro, I'm probably still gonna be sleeping.
Many people who finished Code Vein 2 got a key.
Well, everybody who I've seen play Neo3 did not finish Code Vein 2, so I don't know if
that statement checks out my man.
Hello, Cypher.
I've been watching spicy run re7 it kind of makes me want to run re7 again
but I ran re7 again though definitely beyond madhouse but I don't know if I actually will
been kind of wanting to though. Hey, Prototaur. I finished code vein 2 and the D3 devs. They
We're sending us early access damn
That's brutal. Hi, damn
So man
Damn ain't hasn't streamed for five days dude codename to fucking killed him
He was going off for a bit until near three.
I mean, I'm just, I'm just joking.
Just funny.
Dude, I miss dark.
I miss dark and darker days.
God, dude, time flies.
It's like, I mean, even Resident Evil Village was what?
Five years ago now, or like four to five years ago, like, brah, what?
And now RE9 is coming out.
I mean, hell, even Elden Ring was like three or four years ago.
Sorry, I feel like that me talking about this with this music is just kind of like gig it depressing, but
12 years ago, since Dark Souls 2,
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think he's crying. Yeah.
Hey, Nikki, thank you for the two months.
I don't know. It is it is really crazy, though, like
when I think about the fact that I've been streaming for
nearly 12 years now, like
It's wild man, crazy.
Still plenty of new releases, new games to play though.
Hopefully Resident Evil 9 is going to be a good speed run.
I mean, I'm just excited to play Resident Evil 9,
but I'm also excited to speed run it.
So, Bosch, I've been starting my stream early
in the morning, like this is like my normal starting time.
What would be the last dream game for you, bro?
I don't I don't know.
I don't want to think about that.
Yeah, my very, my, my, my ultimate final stream is going to be a rock runner.
Yeah.
What a scent.
And I get record, yeah.
I mean, I don't plan on stopping streaming anytime soon.
Hopefully, as I get older, I'll be able to keep up in the speedruns.
But honestly, I don't feel like speedruns are that mechanically demanding.
Like, being like a pro FPS player or something is like a different story, but...
It depends on the game though. Yeah, I'm going to become a World of Warcraft streamer. Yeah,
I know, the progressive sponsor has been over for a while.
Unsubbing speedrun.
I lost, I have lost 21 subscribers on YouTube this month.
I haven't even gained subscribers for,
I don't know, is it my fucking live streams?
Dude, why are people fucking unsubscribing?
The hell, man.
Hey, Salim, thank you for the six months or the 48 months, actually.
You always subscribe six months in advance, a six months of them.
Thank you, man.
Thank you for the four-year reset.
Some people that started streaming to YouTube that the streams negatively impact their channels.
Yeah, I don't know. I unlist my live streams
after I'm done, because I don't want people to constantly have my live streams being promoted
to them and their feeds, but I don't know if that's necessarily true. I don't know. My YouTube
is definitely falling off a little bit. I mean, it's fine. It's how things go. There's
ups and downs. I mean my videos have been doing alright but you know like it's nothing like
when Elden Ring came out. Yeah, my videos are still doing all right. Hey, Dershan.
See people with millions of subs who get less than 5k views on their new
uploads. Yeah, well, I mean, the thing is, though, a lot from what I've seen, like a
lot of those, a lot of the streams with a ton of subs who don't have that many views,
they constantly post videos like nonstop.
then this game is fucking loud
then this game is fucking loud
right for Dark Souls 3, oh we're playing Dark Souls 2, why are you talking about Dark
Souls 3?
I actually did double bosses and enemies in Dark Souls 3 though, it's one of my YouTube
videos.
Alright. Well, we still have, we have 15 bosses left. 8 of them are DLC, and then we also have...
Trying to think of all the bosses we have left right now.
We have Ancient Dragon, Vendrick, Dark Lurker, the 3 final bosses, so that's 6.
8 DLC bosses, 14, so there's one that I'm missing.
What other boss am I missing?
Maybe my counter is messed up?
I don't know.
I can't think of any other bosses that I'm missing.
We did chariot, we did rat authority, we did vanguard.
We did gargoyles.
Yeah, but I'm already taking a...
There's 15 bosses that we're missing on the counter right now.
We've killed one...
There's nine bosses in the DLCs, right?
We killed one already.
killed fume knight, so that's eight.
And there's, I don't know, there's six main game bosses left that I can think of.
We have Darklurker, Ventric, Ancient Dragon, Ronduo, Nashandra, and Aldia.
I don't know.
I think my counter is just wrong.
Something just died.
I think I'm one boss off.
I don't know.
I'm going to up it to 27.
I think I just forgot to count a boss or something.
Yo, hello, thank you for the 68 months.
Nuclear brand, thank you for the 19 months.
also smoke thank you for the forty four months
arrow thank you for the month's polite thank you for the four months
thank you guys
uh... i think there is actually a double boss mod for silk song
i think it's kind of curse though
Yeah, we did Ornstein Flexile. I'm pretty sure the counter was just wrong. I think I just...
I think I just missed a boss.
Well...
I guess we go try Blue Smelter.
I like the giant in the memory we did we did giant lord no I didn't do gang squad
idea. Where am I going? This mod really hard to play. Honestly, it hasn't been too difficult.
The DLC bosses are definitely going to be the hardest ones though.
I think most of the bosses in this are going to be fun.
a lot harder than the vanilla game. Now, nobody asked about the permadeath yet. Oh, hold on.
The sister, mister?
What chat?
When a different weapon for the different bosses?
Are you asking me why I don't use 41 different weapons in a double boss's run?
I've got him.
This is going to be bad.
I need to not do damage to this other guy.
I really thought you would miss me with that.
Oh, this is...
probably terrible.
We do a lot of damage at least.
That's not good.
I thought he was going to do a follow up.
Ah, fuck, I should have, I don't know man, this fight, this, I need to just burst this
guy down as fast as I can.
This is going to be kind of brutal.
I mean the thing is we do a lot of damage. We just, we just need to kill one of them. Like, if we kill one, we're good.
Hey, Poita, thank you for the 39 months. I'm just scared. I don't, I don't want to waste, like, too many of my consumable items.
Magic Resist Armor. I'm not sure.
He's getting low.
Good what?
Dude.
Why didn't you just...
Ah, man.
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the
Oh, I mean it was close, the thing is it's basically just a DPS race as far as I could
tell.
No, it's definitely not impossible because one of them was almost dead.
Oh fuck.
I really thought I was dead here.
Would a hammer be better?
I don't know. Hammer's good, but I feel like the issue with the hammer is it's just kind
of slow.
I just, I don't have that much time to get like hits in.
That's great.
The YouTube's your mess, frame drops?
I don't think you're one guy and me, I know it's an issue, I don't really know why it
happens
I
Damage is not good here.
Bro, oh my god, this is horrible.
Am I done?
I did not mean to triple-chart.
I'm so far.
It's just...
must
I was so delayed
I mean the run back is really not that bad, you just need to use yarn.
Just drop down here past the urn and you're good to go.
For some reason, even the urn like works on it has like an insane a we it even works
on those guys. I should, I mean, if I use a Breitbug here, I'll probably do enough
Damage to kill them. I should probably try to use a bread button.
That's good damage.
I'm done.
Oh, I just...
No.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh, I just, no, I don't know, I shouldn't have healed there.
As I needed to heal, well, I mean, maybe I didn't, I could have tried to just kill the
guy.
Yeah, I have Sacred Oath, the problem is I can't, I don't have enough attunement
slots to use Sacred Oath and Dark Weapon, and I could do the attunement glitch,
But then every time I die, I have to redo the Tumen Glitch, which is kind of annoying.
But uh...
Yeah.
Maybe I'll try one Bright Bug.
No you don't.
What do you mean no you don't?
As far as I'm aware, if you die, you lose the Tumen Glitch.
You don't have to do the glitch again after dying.
I'm like almost certain that you do, but, you know, let's test.
Maybe chatter is right.
I don't know.
I'm like pretty certain it breaks, but this guy seems very confident in his answer.
Surely he's correct, right?
You might.
Maybe you are right.
I'm just...
I could have sworn if you died, you loser.
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I guess I'm wrong because it seems like it's fine it's just that's so weird
because yes yesterday unless unless it has to do with having multiple spells
equipped because yesterday I died and I lost the team and glitch or at least I'm
almost certain I died and I lost the team and glitch because I didn't restart the
game like a single time I don't think now I'm just starting it now I'm now I'm
wondering like how did I lose that team and glitch yesterday yeah but I didn't
quit out I don't think I I think I only quit out one single time yesterday
did I have a crash? I don't... did I?
Yeah, I forgot to equip the urn.
I don't need homework.
I know for a fact, quitting out does, I don't know.
I know quitting out does in fact remove the team and glitch.
I'm really curious how I lost it then.
Maybe it's because of changing the spell like Coastal Rookies said.
Sepdara.
And how do I want to do this?
Oh, I don't have Chlorinthion.
What the?
bro what is this tracking holy shit oh god there's another one
All right guys, relax.
I'm just...
I don't know if I should buff up at the fog gate or not.
The problem is these arrow guys are going to constantly shoot me, at least I think.
Alright, let's give this a try.
You know, normally these guys do not actually attack you at the fog gate.
really attack you at the fog gate. Or at least like other... I don't know. The fuck.
I guess we'll just we'll just we'll just buff up at the normal spot. Oh my god
Okay dark weapon
Sacred oath the sacred oath is barely even gonna last like long enough to do anything, but whatever
whatever. Right button. Let's go.
Oh. Fuck off dude. Pop in a mushroom.
Fuck it. First in the sky down.
Oh
Yeah, I mean, I had a feeling if we used a bright bug, we would get it, I was just scared
of wasting it.
We did not use, uh, or we did not fight ancient dragon yet.
Easy.
You get double souls. Nope. Yeah, my plan for my plan for ancient dragon is to stack
fire resist because I'm undoubtedly going to get hit by his fire breath and I need to
be able to survive it.
Now double along might also be... God, the run to double along is going to be terrible.
Oh, God.
I mean Ivory King is also gonna be terrible because I'm gonna have to kill all of the fucking enemies every time
Yeah double double cats
Thank you for the eight months, Coastal Rookie.
I mean, I'm not gonna ban you.
I know you're just joking.
I just, I really thought dying actually got rid of the glitch.
Mmm, you know what?
I think we should...
I'm going to level up a little bit since we do have at least some souls, because I'm probably
just going to lose them if they're stuck in the boss arena.
I don't know if you get double enemy spawns in the Burnt Ivory King fight or not.
My guess is no, but maybe.
Okay, 50.
What is the scaling of the weapon at this point?
scaling of decks I mean how much am I getting plus a hundred three thing is
flins yeah I only have plus 27 damage from deck scaling which is like very
little
and I guess it's better than nothing
How much damage did I get from that one?
Massive.
Alright, I'll be back in one sec. I gotta use the restroom.
It's strange, it's strange, thank you.
Alright, I'm back.
Yo Lazarus, thank you for the 20 months, ghost likely, thank you for the 3 months.
I was waiting for someone, yeah I was waiting for you.
I was waiting for you to get here your shadow killer. Thank you for the 43 months
I'm not sure what I'm going to do once we're done with this challenge run in that shot.
I mean, we could do more Bloodborne Randomizer.
I just- I really want the Bloodborne Randomizer to have key- key item randomization.
Neo3. I just- I don't have early access for Neo3. I'm being DonaWald.
RE4, you haven't played in a while. Is that a joke?
I mean, it's fine if you want to see R8-4, but I've definitely played it recently, okay.
Where's the lizard?
What the...
This wasn't too bad.
Alright, we're gonna start without a bright bug.
Grind a muck for record.
I'm not sure I want to do that.
Guys?
Guys?
Is there two of them in there?
Oh god.
This is going to be really...
It's going to be a problem job.
It's just they, they're so good at heal punishing.
I just, when I get, dude, I don't know how I'm going to heal on this fight.
i almost feel like i'm i i genuinely feel like
i might need to
farm and get my eighty p higher
well i mean i don't know what
that was our first attempt and will
obviously try a bit more but
almost feel like i might need my my eighty p to be higher
for this fight
if i want to actually get a heal off
imagine this with three bosses yeah i mean that's a thing like the base
game is doable three x but
the DLC is not.
Or at least I don't think the DLC is doable to react to.
Maybe maybe if you use bright bugs.
Oh, oh no.
Well, the lizards are here now.
I don't know.
I guess I got lucky before.
Oh boy.
Am I doing Iron King first?
I don't know.
Is that Foll.
I guess we can use Sacred Oath here at least to get some defense through the section.
I'm just, I'm worried we're going to run out of like, I want to use a bright bug for
this fight and like mushrooms but the problem is we have like a limited amount
I mean I don't know we we could make save file
oh they're gone this time
Well, rat authority was actually doubled, it would be awful.
I mean, solo peas kills all of the mini rats though.
I don't think here in works
Yeah, I don't know I've been I've been asking the Koi Tecmo guys about the early access but they keep just giving me the run around
They keep telling me they're like I asked them about the early access and they they basically told me the early access is only
What's in the demo and then it's like okay?
Well then why even call it early access why not just have them play the demo like what do you what do you mean?
It's only the demo
Yeah, I mean it's out soon
So it'd be nice because I would definitely play Neo 3 right now if
I would definitely be playing Nioh 3 right now, or at least I could play Nioh 3 after
we finish this challenge run.
But I guess if we had Nioh 3 early access, maybe we wouldn't have done this challenge
on in the first place so I don't know it's whatever.
This is I'm really not feeling great about this one guys.
Okay, that was good. We just need to...
He just... parried me?
Are you fucking kidding?
What the fuck is that?
I need to HP regen miracles. Yeah, but then...
I mean how long do those miracles last?
This is going to be a problem chat.
Yeah maybe we save this for later.
I don't know, they're just, they're both so aggressive and they punish healing so
badly. Oh, fuck. Switch to magic. I mean, how does magic help me though? Like, I mean,
I guess I can cast from range, but...
I mean, I could, I could, I could see magic potentially being better for this fight, I
guess. It's just the fight, I think the fight's gonna take a lot longer. Magic
It doesn't do that much damage.
Just, I don't really feel like...
Ah, yeah, I don't know.
This is brutal.
This is brutal.
I really don't know.
and
I'm moon jump. I don't think I can make it that far.
Well, I guess worst case I land below.
I don't know if you can actually moon jump this probably not oh
No, you can why god this thing jumps so far never mind
Some hits were missed yeah, that's because the boss has eye frames when it's spawning in
I feel like we might need to farm Rot in a bit more and get more like HP and get our ADP,
like I genuinely think getting our ADP really, really high would help.
I don't know how, I'm not sure how much,
because leveling your ADP makes you use items faster,
so you can drink the Estus Flask faster,
and you can also use Life Gem faster.
I just, I don't know if it scales all the way up
to max agility.
Because obviously you get iframes up until,
I don't know, like 116 agility or 120 or something,
But I don't know if the animations work the same way or not.
I think 120 Agility right now is like three more
iframes compared to what I currently have.
Oh wait, we should...
Wait a sec, if we...
Hold on, Chad.
I think we can actually one-cycle both Alanas, because, I mean, you can do it in the speed
run so it should work here too. I think we can, I think we can one shot, I think, I think
we can kill them before they do anything.
As we can use RTSR, no we should be able to kill them before they do anything, I think.
Especially because we have secret oath.
Alright, so we're going to Dark Weapon, Sacred Oath, and then we're going to Brightbug.
Here we go, Chad.
If fail, well, fuck me, I guess.
Oh wait, I don't have enough stamina.
Oh!
double chunk saved me
Yeah, we would have killed them in the speedrun, but I don't have enough endurance to do 4-4.
I can't do a full combo with my current endurance.
Yeah, I mean that was still good.
for sure.
Oh man, you really don't get much HP after 50.
want to respect why I might go kill Rotten again
Or Rotten.
Oh, I'll go kill Double Rotten again.
All giant lords, I feel like more annoying than double rotten.
Oh, he's tanky.
I'm not fighting this boss again. To level up a bit more.
It'll do one more. One more Rotten.
Well, it's 210,000, but you also get like 80k worth of pop-able souls, so it's almost
like 300k.
The thing is, you can't actually over level that much in this game, but I just want every
advantage that I could get right now.
I've fought this boss like five times now, yes.
Come on
Yeah, it's a shame they never brought Bonfire Static back.
I mean, I've talked about this with Elven Ring before.
I guess the thing about Elven Ring is it would be kind of like, it would be kind of confusing
to know what grace you need to, like what grace correlates to the boss necessarily in
in some cases I guess. I don't know. I'm sure they could make it work if they really wanted
to though. I'm just saying if it was implemented the same way as in Dark Souls 2 it'd be kind
kind of weird for Elden Ring, I think.
In Elden Ring, it's built-in. You fight bosses multiple times. That's true.
Man, you need so much.
Yeah, I don't think going past 105 does much of anything.
There's one more breakpoint at 110, so I guess we can go for that.
God the deck scaling is terrible.
Yeah, Tune Man gives Agility as well, that's true.
We have plus 31, we have all those decks, those extra, I think
going from 21 to 28 decks gave me 4 damage.
Honestly, it might be,
maybe I should have went for Int and Faith instead
to boost the dark damage of the weapon.
Yeah, you can go to 116, but you need like an insane amount of agility to do that, but
I guess like it well, if you're doing no hit, you don't really level up HP probably.
I mean, I think you have to level up HP at least a little bit to not die from fall damage
in some cases.
The lightning infusion is really good.
How many bolt stones do I have?
Five?
of
the 111
I don't know.
We do a lot of damage, at least.
It doesn't seem too bad actually.
There's a lot of downtime between their attacks, so...
Look how much time they're spending in the air, though. It's fucking crazy.
Ah, there he goes again.
Bro
I
Messed up I rolled too early there
I was getting impatient I should I
But this fight is not bad, this shouldn't take too long, I don't think.
of
of
of
I might be dead again.
Oh my.
Okay.
Heh.
Okay.
Again, if we used a Britebug... I don't know, I don't think we need to use a Britebug
for this fight. It doesn't really feel like worth it.
Okay, it's 100% doable without a bright plug. It's really not that bad.
Oh, what the...
Oh nice, that's really good.
Slightly less good.
to act like the other one's not there. Oh god.
Is this the right one?
Oh god.
Fucked him!
Just...
Oh!
Oh wait, it's the one without the tail!
Right.
Oh
Seek some
My god, oh
Food!
How are you reaching me?
his tail heads me. Oh my god, no! Did they both just do the- oh shit. Need to heal though.
This is good.
Nice fight.
Yeah, that double fire breath saved me for sure.
Well, we could do gang squad now, we could also go to the frozen DLC.
Give me one sec though, I'll be right back to you.
This challenge is looking not so difficult. I mean, certainly harder than playing the game normally.
Most of the fights haven't been that bad though.
Alright, I'll be right back.
Yeah, I could have gone to Majula for the music. That's true.
Sorry, buddy.
alright well we need to get the eye but we could do some cheating
Oh wait, there was two more... and no, there was another ice raper guy down here.
Oh my god, a second ice raper.
Insane.
of
We just gotta wait for our parry walk to end.
I think we should get all the knights. That's probably a good idea.
No need, okay.
I'm gonna do everything I can to make this easier.
Also, Rumi, thank you for the 26 months.
Uh, alright, we need to go to...
Well, we need to kill... we need to unfreeze the stuff first.
So, let's go fight Double Cat.
Well, it is technically a Double Cat.
It's now double cats as quadruple cats.
This shouldn't be too bad, I think.
Go back.
the
That's almost dead already.
Ah, dammit.
extra eye frames are helping a lot of what
of
Yeah, you know what, I'm actually going to go visit the guy, the repair powder guy, and
go buy some.
Yeah, we definitely need more repair powder.
I actually think the durability used to be better.
At least on console, on Xbox 360, I'm pretty sure Dark Souls 2, because it ran on 30, like
the durability issues are tied to frame rate I think, and on console the game was 30 FPS
so the durability was fine.
Alright, so this guy sells like infinite repair powder.
About like 30.
I probably don't need that much, but it's not a big deal.
I probably won't use the Divine Blessing you're at.
What is my plus damage on my plus 34?
I wonder how much leveling and faith does for this, because I think Dark is scaled with
both.
Plus 39.
Oh, that was five extra damage.
Yeah, leveling and faith is definitely better.
The scale's with the lower, yeah, yeah.
So I should at least get my int up to 25.
Alright, let's go get, uh, oh wait, no, I didn't talk to the lady yet.
Honestly, I'm starting to feel like, kinda, I think Alon Knight might be the hardest fight
in this run.
Burnt Ivory King is going to be pretty hard too and it's going to be really annoying
killing all the enemies every time. Unless I first try it? First try what? Burnt ivory
Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm not talking about if I die.
Uh, okay.
You get double the knights helping me, probably not.
I wish.
So delayed.
Holy shit, he's spammin' it.
come on. Why am I not getting this? Maybe to the left? No.
Why is this?
Oh, of course.
I think it's okay.
I don't know.
And so he definitely died. He's gonna die. I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, OK.
I almost forgot about the cat ring.
Look at that ass.
I'll shield
All right, we need to go over to the bridge now.
of
Oh
Alright guys, it's time for the super sick skip.
We're gonna mess this up.
Yeah, I don't know why the YouTube stream has FPS issues, I'm sorry, I really don't
know what I can do to fix it. Some people are saying it's... people in
chat were saying it's a YouTube issue. I don't know.
I don't really know how to fix it.
I mean, I can turn the YouTube stream off and on, but I don't know.
It's like the bit rate just isn't stable when I'm streaming to YouTube for some reason.
I mean, I have gigabit internet, so I don't know, my upload rate should be fine.
My Twitch stream doesn't have any issues, so...
I don't know.
I like YouTube.
Uh, so we got two knights, wait, where's the third knight?
Oh, never mind, I know where it is.
I'll be nice if I got eight nights, I don't think I'm going to though.
Guys come on.
It's fine, we got this.
Are there double horses too?
But I'm not sure. I'm kind of scared about that, to be honest.
Oh, I don't have homework equipped, damn it.
I got him baited.
I think the invader is up here.
Got about this.
Wait a second, is he behind an illusory wall?
Isn't he like up there?
Oh wait, no, no, it's up here.
Fucking barrel guy.
Just die.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I probably should.
I want to keep my 5% HP.
So culture ninja, thank you for the gifted sub, doctrine, thank you for the six months.
Alright, well let's give this a try.
We have all four knights.
I'm not actually sure if the enemies are going to be doubled in this.
I think the boss will obviously be doubled.
I don't know about the enemies that you have to kill though.
Doesn't seem like it.
Not like killing the enemies is the hard part anyways.
I'm not sure if I want to use the twin blade here.
I think the knights are going to make this a lot easier actually.
This is definitely not bad at all.
Oh, no.
Well, that's not good.
My knights are dead.
That's the right one?
Oh come on I
Oh come on man really you're gonna do that well I think this is doable I if I
attacked the right like I I lost track of which burnt ivory king was the one
that was low HP if I if I attacked the right one he would have been dead
there. At least they both do their sword buff at the same time. It's like a big punish window.
So, should I rape your worth? I don't know, actually. You know, we could go... wait,
do I have souls to pop? I don't know if I have like...
Also, why do I only have three giant souls?
Did I forget to pick up the one after Giant Lord?
I think I did.
Oh yeah, I went back for the bomb pharacetic, yeah.
Sub spicy
I got stuck on a piece of rubble on the ground that's normally not there I
guess it's from the one in the head or maybe it is there I don't know I got stuck
on like a little piece of a building that was on the ground
Holy shit, the...
You actually get a lot of souls from that amuse down here.
Yeah, I finished, Karen.
It's a good game. I enjoyed it a lot.
No, I did not finish CodeBane.
could be into
we should probably just use a bright bug here bright ones are so op and i'm just
scared of using them because of the
limited nature of them
Why is everything spawning already?
I feel like Rape here is probably better here, honestly.
of
This was the wrong one again bro, what do you fucking mean did I lose track how's he not dead
Oh
It's so do it
It's confused, kind of.
Fine, everything's fine, everything's fine!
Let's keep healing!
Walk the red iron trim blade right now dude.
Oh shit.
Oh.
No!
Oh, man!
My opportunity!
He's confused.
Can't aim.
Can't see.
That was not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
Honestly, I think the Long Knight might be the hardest fight in the br...
The Knights...
The...
I think the mod kind of like messed up that fight a little bit though, because the...
The boss is not supposed to spawn as early as it did.
I wonder if somehow killing the enemy was kind of like, maybe it's meant to be 2x, but
it's like bugged because the boss was spawning way sooner than he's supposed to.
Just strange.
Oh yeah, four cats.
Well, yeah, I mean, I was killing the knights, but the boss spawned in there before every
before all of them were even dead.
The boss is not supposed to spawn in until all nine knights have been killed.
The thing is though, sometimes there is a glitch in the fight.
It's called a wave skip.
If you kill two enemies at the exact same time, at the end of the second wave, you
can actually skip.
You can skip one of the waves.
It's like really big time saving the speed run
Come on first try
I'm so bad at perry walking with the turrets.
What did I fucking hit?
What is this auto- what is- what is auto block hotkey?
Oh, he's poisoned.
Maybe it'll be fine.
Pretty sure this happened last time and he got poisoned and I didn't fall.
He just died, but I still have the parry walk, I don't know, it's super weird.
On the old patch of this game, the parry walk would go away when the enemy died, but for
some reason on current patch it doesn't work the same way, but sometimes if the enemy
dies it will fail still but not always just sometimes. Very weird.
The time limit, parry walk lasts for 28 seconds I think.
Here we go guys.
for absolute bullshit. Maybe this will be fine.
Opium. I mean, we have insane, we have a hundred ten agility, which is very good
iframe. So we should be able to dodge the horses. I only see one horse. Maybe,
Maybe the horses aren't double.
I mean, the thing about the horses is, I think,
the way that they spawn in is like a...
I think it's quite very scripted.
Like the horses literally spawning around you, they don't, they're not like already
here, you know what I mean?
It was probably kind of complicated to double all the horses and it's not really a big
I think I might use a bright bug here.
I mean, we don't have that many bosses left, I think.
of
the
same
How does this work?
Oh, it's based on this one's health.
That was quite convenient.
of
That's easy peasy now.
No more 10 minutes of running Snowfield.
Yeah.
Thought it'd be much more difficult.
Yeah, I mean it- it- the thing is, it's one of those things where it could spiral out
of control.
I think we got lucky, because I think only one of the bosses had the trigger that spawns
the other two cats.
The fact that I was able to kill one of the cats before, like there was only three, instead
of there being four cats up at once.
If there was four up at once I probably would have been pretty cooked.
And we also used a bright one.
Can level up a little bit.
They didn't cast regen either.
I think that the final, I think again only one of the cats might have done like the regen
ability.
Yeah, there's definitely been some things that have made this a little bit easier than it probably should be because of...
Let's get a bit more endurance.
Some things are just slightly like different mechanically than how they probably should work in a double randomizer mode.
It's not that big of a deal though.
I don't know if lightning is better, but it's hard to say.
We definitely have less damage from...
We have less stat bonus because, well for lightning we just want to pump faith.
Considering we have like a split of Int and Faith, Dark might still be better for us,
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I'm scared of Ancient Dragon.
Not gonna lie.
Wonders Malon's Grave Up?
I mean it should be.
Yeah, we have gank squad and Alon Knight left.
Alon is really, really tough.
Come back, Malon.
Sorry for murdering you, buddy.
Does he have anything that gives good fire resist?
Nothing great.
Yeah we still have Dark Worker.
And for anybody who's wondering, we have two DLC bosses left.
We have Gang Squad and a Lawn Knight.
And then we also have Dark Lurker, Vendrick, Ancient Dragon, and then the three final
bosses.
No, I didn't do Gang Squad yet.
I actually don't think Gank Squad's gonna be that bad. We can go try to do it now.
I already did Dark Souls 3 double bosses.
Anyways, Nioh 3 is coming out soon, so we're going to be busy with that for a little while.
this way.
Once we start playing that...
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
So Aldia was it, Aldia is actually in Vanilla Dark Souls too as well.
He's not exclusive to Scholar.
I didn't get invaded here.
Normally you get invaded, I wonder why.
I wonder why that didn't work.
There are no armor... surely there's some armor that gives... oh, the butterfly skirt
actually gives petrification resist... interesting.
over the jump over this somehow that's actually working oh maybe not
do the crowns give any resist
and
that's
Oh, he tried to backstab.
Come on guys stop.
damage so good this weapon's OP
cool yeah I was not worried about gang squad in the slightest even even if it
was like I honestly I think even you you jerk even if this was like 5x on this
fight it would still be out
He's out playing me.
Calling Cab you can't do a 5x.
I mean, why not, why not though?
Thanks, what?
Like why, why wouldn't you be able to?
I'm actually surprised you guys don't think it's possible.
Like the thing about the enemies is they, they just get stuck on each other.
Right.
Like you 100%
Like this arena is huge I really don't think it would even be that bad
The Stunlock would be bad. Yeah, but I don't I
Don't know. There's just the NPC and the NPC AI isn't that aggressive and
And the bow guys are just like fucking off on the side.
I don't really think it would be that bad, but just my opinion.
All right.
Some bosses in this game are just so aggressive.
Like fight- there's literally no way you could ever, ever kill five lawn knights at once.
No fucking shot.
Cause the thing about the gank squad is they don't- they don't really attack you unless they're like right on top of you.
You know, they don't- they don't have attacks that hit you from across the fucking room, apart from the bow guys, but...
they don't just like spam attacks like crazy
sure man
alright
well
i don't know what we should do
Anonymous, thank you for the gifted sub.
How much damage do I get from leveling faith?
Plus 28, I could have sworn that's what I had before.
Plus 29 on this one.
Weird, I guess the scaling is slightly different.
I don't know I'm scared of doing ancient dragon man.
The thing is, Ancient Dragon might be super easy if they don't both wake up at the same
time.
Like that, I mean, they should both wake up at the same time, but I feel like they might
not.
So the thing about Ancient Dragon is if I die dude, like if I die we're so fucked.
It's getting back through that fog gate is going to be horrible.
though we could probably parry walk to get through the fog gate potentially do
the knights respawn or they do they all die are they are they just dead once
they're dead I think they do just permadi right so do they respawn I
I could have sworn they permadine, though.
Oh, I guess I should just fight the commander, because then the dragons...
Actually, I don't know. If I kill the commander guy, will all of them chill out?
Even if I start fighting ancient dragon? I don't know.
Well, I know they respect you when he dies, but do they, if I continuously died it?
well i guess let's go find out
uh... let's put on
blame courts
well it's so heavy though
Maybe we should just use the rapier.
We have 300 we have 39% fire resist
This flash went work to 69% I can't remember if there was anything else I wanted to get to boost my fire resist further
I feel like out there something I'm forgetting
Oh yeah, I wanted to get the pharaoh's mask
Where do I get that oh shit, it's after a blue smelter
The bird doesn't stack with flash, but yeah.
That's true.
Oh.
I don't have urine.
Yeah, the Ancient Dragon fire damage is a lot less than Scholar.
true but still though like if I'm just sitting there tanking the fire it's
gonna absolutely fucking destroy me if it like I don't know I'm just I'm gonna
have to tank it at some points I think
I'm probably gonna do all this preparation and the fight's gonna be
like super easy or something, but it's good to be prepared.
492.
I mean with Flash Sweat we're at like 80% fire resist, so.
How can you do the infinite bright bug glitch with maybe we should do that?
That's fine.
You just use the bright bug and then quit out, right?
Hopefully this isn't a waste.
While being wet, yeah, I think so. And then it just lasts forever for some reason.
Well, it doesn't last forever, it lasts until you, like, quit out again.
Or in- uh, no, until you warp.
Oh, but- wait, can I rest?
Does resting get rid of it?
So now I lost my Sacred Oath.
Although I don't think Sacred Oath stacks with Flash Sweat anyway, so I guess it's fine.
And if I cast Sacred Up, it's gonna remove the Bright Bug as well.
Using glitches to defeat the point of the challenge run.
No.
Not really.
Respect me.
Lastly flash what stacks with the bright bug.
All right.
Other dragon is getting pushed.
Imagine he just like falls off.
I need Pyrogloaf here.
Oh, it does remove the Brightbug.
Wait, what?
Oh no.
I'm feeling like it's- he should have woken up.
I guess this other one is the main one.
I don't- I don't want to cheese it like this.
Fine, just ignore the other one.
Oh my god, that does literally nothing to me.
He's a game.
Oh, that hurt a lot.
It's fine.
Wow, this game's easy.
Oh.
I
Come on
Yeah, the fire resist was definitely a good idea.
Maybe we went a little too crazy on that.
We had 80% fire resist.
So for those who don't know, by the way, the fire symbol here, it says 176.
That's like your fire resist. So we're at, well, 176 is 17.6% fire resist. You can get up to a thousand
resist in this game. You can literally become immune to elemental damage. At least fire damage.
I don't know if you can get like lightning res or magic res up to a thousand. I don't know if
if you can actually get it that high, but that's kind of crazy.
If six bosses left, I think.
900 plus was immune and based DS2?
Oh, I thought it was a thousand. Maybe it is 900.
Sorry, I'll be back in a second.
Alright, I'm back.
Hey, Mido, thank you so much for the right man.
Okay, chat.
Let's go kill Vendrick, now that we have five giant souls.
And I'm not sure what I'm going to do after we're done with this challenge run, chat.
I don't, I don't really have plans.
Maybe we could continue Code Vein 2.
I know you guys have been really missing that.
I don't know.
We were talking about doing lads today, I guess.
So maybe if I finish this fast enough, we could do lads.
I suppose.
Yeah, I mean, the Bloodborne Randomizer is fun, I just, I really wish it had key item randomization.
Just hard for me to...
Ah, shoot.
However we'll use a bright bug. We should use a bright bug here.
I think one of these guys...
Yeah well I mean look how much damage we do.
I'm gonna kill this guy like so fast.
you easy. Yeah, that's fine. It's really easy.
Good fight.
Honestly, I think Alon... Alon Knight is 100% the hardest fight in this run, and it's
like not even close.
Yeah, I really thought Ancient Dragon would have been a bit harder.
Did I not get early access to Nioh?
Uh, no.
I've been...
Hold on, let me check.
Maybe this guy finally responded to my text.
No, I'm getting DonoWald, yeah.
I think I'm...
I just don't think they want to give me early access for whatever reason, but...
I know.
I was talking to one of the people at Koei Tecmo, I asked them if I could get an early,
like Neo3 Early Access and then they basically told me Early Access is only what, like the
Early Access that people are playing is only what's currently in the demo.
I don't know, I just, I don't know, I don't know why they're giving me the run-around.
Yeah, BurnTV.
Probably.
But regardless, they should still just tell me.
I don't know, I don't know why they're like, lying to me.
I just don't get it.
Alright, uh...
We need to do the dark.
We do the Darkwicker dungeons.
Honestly I'm not even upset that I don't have early access.
I just don't know why they can't tell me.
Why not just tell me no or like...
I don't know about that. I just don't... I don't give a...
They didn't want to be rude, yeah but then instead they just lied to me and then I'm
I'm just sitting here like, it's not even rude.
I literally, okay, I literally asked them,
in my message, I was like, hey, I saw some streamers
were playing early access and it seems like they,
it seems like they are playing more than what's in the demo.
You know, if the early access is only
for certain streamers, that's fine.
Yeah, and then they're like, no, the early access is just what's in the demo.
And I'm like, okay, I guess.
Anyways, I mean, it's really, it's not that big of a deal.
Like, whatever we play Nioh a few days later, it's not a big deal, it's just...
I'm blood-borne. Damn.
It's crazy, man.
You work so fast, dude.
Just professionalism. Is professionalism like lying to somebody?
I didn't realize that's how it works.
I feel like the professional thing would be to just be like,
hey, sorry, we don't have early access for you,
but you know you can play when the game comes out
i just want a straight answer man
it's not a good lie that the guy is telling me that i'm literally see okay i don't want
to make a i'm just i don't like matter anything it's just i'm watching other streamers playing
more of the game and then they tell me otherwise. It's like they're literally telling me it's
just not true. I just don't get it. It's not even really a private conversation. I just
ask them for early access and they like it's not burning bridges
alright anyways whatever man
It's all good.
Well, I'm not muted.
You just aren't saying just have anything to say.
So it seems like the enemies here aren't doubled.
Well some of them are, like, I don't know.
I guess doubling this stuff is a bit more complicated from a coding perspective, because the dungeons
are considered complete once you've killed a specific amount of enemies, so you would
need to change the code for the game.
So it checks that you've killed like all six instead I guess.
Or I mean you could still leave the code the same and it would just be, you'd still have
to, I mean you could just kill all them anyways.
I don't know, whatever, it's not a big deal.
I mean the main thing I'm doing this for is the bosses, like the double bosses.
Why do I think I'm entitled to free and unreleased games?
Because other streamers also get it.
I don't even know why. Oh fuck, we got invaded by four more. Goddamn it man. I'm just gonna
jump off the cliff. I don't have homework equipped.
righteous they haven't given it to me
that is exactly what I said word for word
There's this guy going.
down for labs I'm not sure I can ask her are we going to play like curse companions
I don't think she's streaming today
she's got a bit of headache I think
um
But maybe she's down.
She might join.
Maybe she would be down to join for a little bit.
I think her companion is up to six people.
Yeah, no, she's in the same house.
I'm just, I'm at my computer, bruh.
All right guys, let's go try a lawn again.
Dude this fight is actually fucked.
This is the hardest fight in this mod, and it's not even close.
Oh, actually, hold on. I need to put Sacred Oath back on.
I don't know if we're going to do Bloodborne Rando later.
We will do a rando arc down the line with Bloodborne, it's just the Bloodborne randomizer
does not have key- I've said this so many times, but it's fine. It doesn't have key
item randomization, so it's just not- I just- I really want there to be, like, more- I want
to have to loot everything in Bloodborne, more or less, to get all the key items.
I don't want to just be able to, like, run through the areas. I mean, I think that's
That's part of what made the DS2 Rando more exciting was finding the key items and everything.
I don't even know if the guy who did the rando is like
I don't know if he does souls modding anymore, but the saw
said he was interested in working on a bloodborne randomizer
for like, I mean, I don't know if it would be like a brand new one
or if he'd be like updating the old one, but
he said he would be down
to have like a commission for it.
Alright
Here we go
I'm gonna use a shroom. I'm gonna try to just like burst one down here if I can
Oh, I really thought. I knew they were both doing that. Oh, that's really not good. I'm
probably dead. Yeah, just across the... Yeah, and then the... Like, I just... That's crazy.
If I rolled that attack differently, it could have been okay, but this fight... This fight
It is fucked.
Hey Barba, thank you for the 20 months.
I'm really good at fighting this boss, but it's like, I can't really strafe when there's
two of them attacking me.
I don't think there's any chance of that.
If we run out of...
I think I'm just going to keep using, like, Brightbug here in the Mushroom, and if we
run out then we might just cheat in more because
I mean, I could just use a save file, I could work too.
Just having limited resources kind of sucks.
I really feel like the bright bug in the mushroom.
I mean, you could, I'm sure you could probably do this fight without the bright bug in the mushroom, but...
I had a feeling that might happen.
Grunt Row.
Yelling in this fight is so hard as well.
Oh my god, I got stuck on the wall.
That's fine, we got a double chug off, that's good.
That's really good damage.
That's not good. That is not good.
I thought the double chug would have forked there, but...
Could you parry along?
I don't know.
Why am I naked?
because if I'm not, my stamina regen is terrible.
Probably should have waited to make it to the boss before I do this.
It's not too bad to turn to the boss, but...
At least the lizards don't load in right away.
Yeah, I don't think parrying would be a viable strat.
of
I think we just stacked them.
I think we stick to punishing that, that attack.
to jump back into the...
Oh, I waste.
Oh my gosh, I really...
Oh my goodness.
Got some range.
It's fine, we got a double shotgun.
of
I lost track of which one's which now though the time like that's
I don't know which one is which. Oh God.
Oh no.
Oh that's really not good.
Okay, that's really not good.
That might have been a heal opportunity. I need them to sync up there.
up there. Oh. Oh, dude, and then I get stuck on the wall.
Oh my god
And then yeah, I can't recover
probably can't get healed there
oh, that actually hit me
ugh
Played it too cautiously.
I mean, what should I have done?
I don't know what you want me to do there.
Yeah, but the problem is I didn't know which boss was at low HP.
I lost track.
There was definitely more, there was definitely opportunities that could have gotten ahead.
I just, I was just focused on not dying.
of
that would have been a good punishment though
why doesn't that bad I do I mean I do I do need to keep up the aggression for sure it's
just it's hard
Oh, so close to being okay.
Oh, I don't know, maybe I should...
I don't know. I don't know, man.
I don't know.
You know what, we should use the Infinite Britebug Glitcher though.
The thing is, Estis doesn't take that much longer than the life gem.
Even if using the Estis is just better, in a lot of cases, because if I can sip the
past us twice, then I'm not gonna...
Alright, we're gonna put on the Faro's Mask and we'll do the infinite bright bug glitch,
I guess.
Hey, can we even quit out in this place?
I guess we probably can.
armor barely does anything well even if I'm back out so well I guess let's see
no it's fine because now we have infinite bright bug so
It doesn't matter how long the fight goes.
Oh, I really thought that was gonna hit me twice.
That's good RNG so far.
of
the
Oh, they're both trying to activate their bullshit.
Oh, it's fine.
We have an old Radiant coming at least.
The infinite bright bug was definitely a good idea.
Little cheesy, but you know, whatever.
We're using the game mechanics, even if it's a bug.
can I kill him midair?
I don't know. It's kind of hard to like know if he's going to do it.
All right.
Yeah, if you kill a midair, he does this like,
his body just flops around and goes like,
you ragdolls instead of having a death animation.
It's kind of funny.
No double sepuku.
It would be doable if you tried enough times, I think.
You could definitely do that fight in Outhead.
You'd have to be really, really careful, and you'd probably get frame-trapped a lot of
the time, but I think it would be doable with the right RNG.
That's true, Nick.
I could.
I definitely didn't want to, though.
I still have a lot of Bright Bugs left, at least.
That's why I saved all the Bright Bugs, because I was just saving them for whatever fights
were going to give me the hardest time.
Alright guys, it is basically time to finish the run.
It's gotta go do Dark Lurker.
Uh, you can get infinite duration, Bright Boat.
Yeah, if I ran out, I was just gonna use, I was probably just gonna use Cheat Engine.
I didn't really want to farm them, even though I know I could, I just don't really want
to spend the time.
But, uh, we didn't have to cheat, so it's good.
You know, I actually don't think double dark lurker is going to be that bad because we're
already used to fighting two dark lurkers at once because that's literally how the fight
works.
So just need to make sure not to get them both to like half HP because if they're not
Not at both half HP then.
Yeah I'll probably play Fable. I mean I play most new releases, at least well I shouldn't
say most. I'm not playing Call of Duty or anything like that. Yeah Fable's cool. I mean
i like rpg games
most new releases except kazan i mean i played kazan
kazan was honestly it was good i should like
if i was the problem was when when kazan came out i was like super sick
i had uh i think i had like covid or something i don't know i was just not
I was not feeling good, so...
Just kinda like...
Which just kinda sucked, and then I got rid of it up, finishing it.
I think there was like something else that came out as well that I ended up wanting to play.
I'm not sure if Rapier would have been better here.
I was going to say, I wonder...
Here's where things get spicy.
Oh, nice.
Dude, I lost track of which one was...
Double hits.
I think one of them doesn't die.
I should have been getting double hits there, but I wasn't.
Oh, that's not good.
Those fireballs can absolutely destroy you.
This guy not split.
That was really stupid dude I deserve that I deserve that for I don't know why I went
for the fucking R2 follow up.
Where's he teleports?
The moment I pressed that button I was like I fucking just had a feeling I was gonna
regret that yeah dark weapon isn't great but it's okay
I feel like the rapier might be better.
of
the
I need lighting infusion.
I have lighting infusion on my rapier.
All right.
I couldn't remember if this thing stays lit or not.
It does, though.
It do.
Oh, I lost my sacred oath again.
Oh wait, was that when I quit out?
Actually, I think I've lost that for a while now.
That's okay.
All right, I guess we'll try the rapier.
I don't know what's better, honestly.
I thought that one died.
Alright, don't get greedy again.
Haha.
Woo!
A normal fight? Yeah, basically.
I mean, because- well, this fight doesn't work quite the way it should, but regardless, like...
Because of the way health thresholds work on a lot of the bosses.
Like a lot of bosses become more difficult but only after you get their health lower so it's like
most of the fights haven't been too bad. The thing is if I was to do this triple enemies it would be
it would be like
actually I mean I think
I wonder if triple enemies is actually doable
I mean some of the boss fights I feel like would just be... I don't know, man.
I mean if you had an infinite supply of bright bugs, like you just cheated in 99, I feel like
maybe triple boss would be possible, but if you're using the actual amount of bright
bugs that are in the game. I mean I guess technically you could farm bright bugs using
bonfire aesthetics and then you could, well you could farm bonfire aesthetics and then
use the bonfire aesthetics to get more bright bugs. You could also farm mushrooms but it's
like takes, it's really fucking slow to do that.
Oh, you know what? Um, hold on.
Uh, I don't think we talk to Aldia in all the spots.
Am I done with Bloodborne Rando?
I'm not done with it.
I'm done with it for the time being, I think.
Dragonery
Triple audio would be such shit. Yeah, like I was I was thinking about trying triple. I just I
Don't know maybe it would have been better to do triple bosses and just you know if there's some bosses that aren't doable
You just skip them. I guess I
Mean unless because I think you could eat like all the main game bosses triple are probably doable
I reckon it's mainly just the DLC bosses I guess that are an issue and you
could technically skip some of the DLC bosses you know if they're like you
don't have to do them to beat the game I think a lot of the DLC bosses probably
wouldn't be doable triple though yeah I think Sir Alon would I don't I don't
I don't know if you could do a lawn, honestly.
But you could definitely beat the game triple, 100%.
Yeah, I just don't know. I don't know about the DLC.
12 gargoyles. Triple would actually be 18 gargoyles.
He gets stuck on the other lawn when he charges.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter if he gets stuck, like it's a matter of are you able to actually
get a window to attack the boss?
And I think a lot of the DLC bosses you probably wouldn't.
The moments for me to attack Alumnite there were, I mean there was definitely moments,
But when you add one more into the mix, I don't know, man, I don't know.
and all three demon run back with triple enemies.
Yeah, that would be pretty annoying too, for sure.
Well, we can do infinite bright bug glitch here, so we don't have to use all that.
We could just use one bright bug for this whole section.
Assuming we don't die.
Yeah, a mana tripled would be quite a pain in the ass.
I'd say I think what I so I've I've done double DS to DS 3 and
Sekiro now well I mean almost Dark Souls 2 I got to say I think Sekiro was
like absolutely the worst double bosses Sekiro was actually so fucking it was
so hard. I mean, some of the bosses were fine, but like, I think Father Owl took me, took
me like hours. And Genny Chiro took me fucking forever as well. Double Genny was awful.
Yeah, I have a YouTube video for that run.
What's after this?
I don't know.
Maybe we'll do lads after this.
That was actually such good RNG.
Double Waterfall.
Can you still make them fall on current patch?
I actually thought they fixed that, Nick.
I remember I tried doing it on current patch before and I really struggled with it, but
maybe...
Yeah, what's gonna happen here?
Just...
Oh yeah.
I guess it like, skips the cutscenes because of that damage though.
double hits so satisfying.
Alright, nice
The Conqueror of Antherskills.
It was your own son.
They come...
Oh, the RNG!
Did I hit them both at once?
Oh!
They spawn inside each other?
Oh, never mind.
I could put on the fire ring at least.
I'll be a shitting on me
I guess this one isn't going to do is gig a buff.
Oh wait, never mind.
Such a meme final boss, it really is.
You know, it's funny chat, cause like...
We got him!
Woohoo!
So, I remember, like, they released a patch for the game when Scholar came out, I think.
And in the patch notes, they're like added new final boss.
And I remember, I was so excited, I like did a whole another playthrough and got to the
end.
I was like, oh, we're going to fight the new final boss.
Surely it's better than the Chandra, and then it was this piece of shit.
Alright, let's go.
40 deaths not too bad. It's a fun run. Honestly not too difficult but it was...
I mean I've been meaning to do this run for a while so that was fun.
No it wasn't that bad.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it through.
I'm not supposed to make it through.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it through.
After deaths for gravity, were they, though?
I feel like I died to gravity that much today.
I did die in the- whoa, holy shit, what is going on with the credits?
Why are they so fast?
I guess the randomizer just makes the credits like gigafast.
I don't remember that happening the last time I did the rando though.
Maybe that's new.
Maybe I just don't remember, I don't know.
Is it controversial to say you like DS2?
I mean, not really.
A lot of people like Dark Souls 2.
A lot of people like hating on it as well, but it's a good game.
The thing is, Dark Souls 2 is 12 years old now.
Like, Elden Ring has just...
Elden Ring has changed how souls games are perceived or how Elden Ring has amplified the
bosses so much compared to in the past.
I mean like Dark Souls 1, Demon Souls, Dark Souls 2 all have really like slow bosses.
in comparison to Elden Ring and Dark Souls 3.
I was saying before though, it's crazy how good we used to have it.
Dark Souls 2 came out and then a year later Bloodborne came out and then a year later
Dark Souls 3 came out. It was like, we had it so good, dude.
I got to imagine yearly Souls releases. I mean, I know it's not realistic, but I feel
like Elden Ring has, I don't know if this is the right word for it, but like Elden
The Elden Ring has made FromSoftware all prey to like Scope Creep or they just I don't know
I feel like their next game they're gonna try to do something similar with Elden Ring
where it's like a massive you know that's probably why we haven't heard anything about
like a new soul a new soul's like is they're just making something fucking huge again
It doesn't necessarily mean that it's open world, but...
What about Dustbloods? I don't know, man.
The fact that Dustbloods is like multiplayer focus just really...
makes me not care as much.
but we don't know that much about dustbloods, who knows
it's just really, I mean I would be more excited for dustbloods if it wasn't on
switch 2
just really sucks
that it's a switch exclusive
But yeah, I mean, Night Rain is...
Yeah.
I don't know, though.
I don't think it's fair to call Dustblood's a filler game.
It's a new IP.
Like, we don't know that much about the game.
It just really sucks that it's on switch.
Yeah, I really thought after Bloodborne that would be the last time we had, like, a console
exclusive from Soft Release, but unfortunately not.
As long as it's not like Night Raiden has a good single player mode, yeah, I mean, I hope
Dustbloodz does have a single player and it's not like, I mean, it's just, we don't know
enough about the game.
I feel like if I, you know, if they, if they put out a video that shows like, I mean, maybe
the game has a multiplayer mode and like a single player mode, you know, like a PvE focused
mode and a PvP, or, you know, maybe it's, we just don't know.
If it does have a PvE focused mode, that certainly makes me more excited.
I'm gonna grab a drink though. I'll be right back champ
Okay.
I am back.
Uh, what's next?
i think we might do labs
i don't know though
not sure if leppa is around at the moment
I mean, if we don't end up doing lads, I'm not really sure what the plan is.
i would play neo three but i
i am uh... not good enough for early access
I'm just kidding, but honestly, I think it's my own doing anyways.
What do you mean you're undoing?
Well, so, I mean, okay, like it's, I'm almost certain that like this has got, this has got
to be the reason.
But basically, I got flown out a few months ago to play Neo3 early, and I, by the way,
Just to clarify, I got flown up to play Neo3 and I recorded some footage there and I was
like, I'll probably do a YouTube video.
I told them I would do a YouTube video.
Now keep in mind, I was not obligated or contracted to do a YouTube video for Neo3.
But anyways, I didn't end up doing the YouTube video and I think they probably are just
salty about that so they don't want to give me early access.
That's my only guess.
I don't think that's the reason.
I don't see why else.
I mean I felt bad about not doing the video in the first place.
I mean it's just...
I don't know man.
You would just think though, if I got flown out there, I met the Koi Techno guys.
They were really nice.
And I don't know.
You would think that because I went there, I mean like, like I got to know, I got to
know the guys.
You'd think that I would get early access, but I don't know.
Again, it's like I'm really not that, people asked about it, so I'm just, I'm just explaining,
but.
It's just weird, man.
Here at Early Access, only has the same content as the demo.
That's what I was told.
That's what they told me.
Bloodborne continues.
I don't know.
I don't really know what to do in the meantime check,
because we're kind of just waiting.
I don't know.
Lepa's not here right now, and Salad isn't ready for 20 more minutes.
Ella seemed to do way more. Well, yeah, I mean, I asked Ella today.
I was like, are you only allowed to play what's in the demo?
And he's like, no, I'm playing like a bunch.
I'm playing like much further than where the demo is.
I don't know, man. It's just this kind of.
This is weird. I don't get it
Well, I know he has the full game, but he's not allowed to play the full game
Or sorry, I should clarify he's not allowed to stream the full game
of
Some obscure horror games. Yeah, I just, I don't... I don't really know what to do since
we're kind of just waiting around to do lads. I don't really have that much time. Tarkov
2 trailer? What do you mean Tarkov 2?
Can you try the demo of ReAnimal? Are you waiting for the 4 release?
Um, yeah I played the demo, it was good.
Azuz said he could stream the whole game as of today.
Yeah I don't know man. I don't know what's going on with Neo3.
It's actually kind of, I mean I, I guess this is kind of petty but I'm like,
I'm just like annoyed about the whole Neo3 thing, I'm like...
My excitement is definitely...
It's gonna be annoying because so many people have already played so much of the game.
But I mean, you can't really spoil Neo to be fair, so...
Streamer, everybody has to wait to play the game like a normal person.
I don't mind waiting.
I want everyone to start at the same time, that's all.
Like, dude, one of the most annoying things,
this, by the way, this is a long time ago chat,
but there was a guy who he played.
So he got early access to re before resident able to remake this streamer got early access to two weeks early and
The day the game dropped he was already uploading no hit runs and like guides and like speed runs
And it was just I'm like whatever, but it's just
It was just like
I don't know it's just lame
You just admitted streamers are in gaming?
I mean not every streamer does that.
I mean the thing is streamers, most streamers aren't going to play games off stream.
It's mainly like YouTubers that are going to do that.
I'm sure when Resident Evil 9 releases, there's going to be a bunch of people uploading like...
Well, I mean, I don't know if they're doing like review copies, uh...
Or like how the early access and stuff is going to work for Resident Evil 9, but...
I wouldn't be surprised if, when the moment Resident Evil 9 releases, there's people putting out like...
Like guides for all the stuff. Not that I plan on making guides anyways, but...
Does it really matter? No, it's just...
like this is I guess this is more from like a speedrunning perspective but like
if it and don't get me wrong this isn't this doesn't happen very often but you
know when when people get like if a speedrunner gets early access to a game
like a week or two early that's like such a head start like if you're playing
if you're if you plan on speedrunning a game like right when it comes out
and you have somebody who already has like two weeks of experience it's just it kind of sucks
like not being there for like the initial
initial discoveries and whatnot
I mean, we're just chilling, Chad.
I'm just waiting, because we're going to do lads soon, so I think we're going to do lads.
I actually don't know.
Kind of just vibing.
We're just talking.
I think that's why I liked silk song speedrunning so much is because nobody had silk song before
it came out. Nobody. Everybody started silk song at the same exact time and it was so
great. It was so nice. Like knowing that you don't have somebody with like, I don't
It's just it can be kind of demotivating knowing people are like already so far out of you
not to say that you can't catch up, but
That was really nice for silk song. Everybody's on like a even
Even level I
I liked silk song speedrunning until blue ruined it.
Nobody ruined silk song speedrunning, honestly the mist kind of killed silk song speedrunning
for me.
I hate, I hate the mist so much.
But honestly it was kind of just an excuse, like the mist, I don't know, the mist sucked,
but I just, I just didn't really want to put it, like if I, I should have just put
in more time like practicing the mist and just practicing the game in general.
Comparison is the killer of joy?
Absolutely.
But the thief of joy, whatever the saying is, doesn't matter when down the line it'll
be optimized.
Well, no, I mean, like, if, I mean, if you're, if you're thinking of it like
that like it doesn't matter because two years from now everybody like but I'm not I'm not
talking about two years from now you know I'm talking about it's just like one of the most
fun parts about speedrunning is competition right like going back and forth with somebody
and if and again this is not this doesn't happen for every game it's this is just
Like it has happened before. It doesn't always happen, but...
It's just, it's hard to keep up...
If it's hard to keep up with somebody who has like a two-week head start on a game potentially,
if their main focus is speedrunning.
No, I'm not ending the stream. We're just chilling then.
We're waiting for the lads.
Oh, Lepa City's going to bed.
Oh, I have the wrong browser open.
Uh, yeah. Well, I guess we're not doing lads chat.
Now we gotta figure out someone else to play.
At least, I mean, unless we do, like, we could do lads with just three people, but I don't know what we would play.
It's all Leppa's fault. No, I've done that to them. I mean, there's been multiple times
they want to do lads and I'm not around or I want to focus on whatever I'm doing. So,
all good. I mean, I'm still down to play with just Ella and Salad if they want. What's
the deal here? Well, I left us going to bed. That's what he said. So
Oh, cryo cryo looks kind of good.
It's only 4pm. Well, he's in he's from Europe.
It's cry what I was doing earlier, yes, I was crying.
I don't know, Lepa's tired, chat.
Are you still playing Tarkov, Kyle?
LLZ and YAPYAP is how you're playing, I guess so.
I don't fucking know.
Have you played Tarkov, Dara?
I got into Tarkov like a... like a month or two ago and uh, yeah that game... game is brutal.
I think the biggest issue for me... the biggest issue for me is that the fucking game is
like it feels like that game is patched together by band-aids and glue like you
the game wastes your time so fucking much like oh fucking takes five to ten
minutes to get into a game and then like and then look and then dude every
time you cancel a queue every time you like come back from a raid the game
just there you're just like stuck in a gray screen for like two minutes straight
like the game just wastes your fucking time like it's unbelievable how bad it
is and at least in PvE it's like instant queues unless I think there's like one or
two maps in PvE Tarkov where you have to queue on their servers because it's like
two resource demanding for like PvE but
What's up, Deadpoolio?
Yeah, I don't know.
I really like Tarkov.
It's fun.
I mean, everybody's so fucking good in that game and you kind of get shit on a lot of
the time.
But like, it is a very satisfying when you, I don't know, just like the gun, the gun
plays satisfying in my opinion but uh yeah man the queue is really just oh so awful
the thing about arc raiders is you can queue and you get into a match in like 10 seconds
it's it's just arc raiders like
if tarkov had the same queuing as arc raiders it would be like fantastic but
Arc is Slop. I don't know about that. I think Arc Raiders is pretty fun. I think the devs,
I don't know, the devs, it's like they have made so much money off Arc Raiders and it
feels like, I just don't, I don't understand why it takes them so long to address like
the balance, the balance in that game. It took them months to like fix the trigger
grenade explosive and even now it's still like kind of it's still pretty opi I think
I just this is crazy to me like there's like some glaring issues pvp wise and I just just
surprised they haven't been fixed yeah and then well they they did fix the the one-shot
Queen kill really quickly at least but I'm not so I'm not talking about bugs as
much although I think Arc Raiders does have a ton of like glitches and bugs oh
wait let me see what did they say oh he said he invited we're still down okay
all right well we're gonna do three-man lads no Lepichette I think I have
of the app
and
Alright, I think I probably need my headphones on for this one.
Yeah, I beat half sword.
I mean, I killed the final boss, like the Baron or whatever.
I feel like Half Sword was still kind of half baked.
Like, it was alright, but I wish I feel like at the end of at the end of each rank,
there should have been like a boss fight, like a, you know, like a super difficult
enemy or something. Cause I don't know, just once you get a full set of armor in
that game it just it becomes like way too easy are we surprised early access bro
it's been an I hate when people I mean I don't know maybe you're just kidding but
like I hate when people say that because some games literally never leave early
access like fucking have swordsman early access for like five years or at least
it feels like it. I swear that game has been around for so long now. Oh wait, was I supposed
to...oh, I think I was supposed to test. It was a demo before...okay yeah, no you're right,
you're right, it was a demo. But the thing is, barely anything has changed between the
demo and early access like I just feel like it's been the same game for four
or five years and barely anything has changed like the new the early access
didn't really add anything new like you you have the new mode or new system or
whatever but in terms of like the armor and weapons you just I don't know it's
feels like the game has barely changed
yeah I thought the demo was more fun too all right I'm gonna go get some water and
then I will join or actually I can join first so Ella isn't freaking out
This game looks fun, I haven't seen anything about this game, actually.
Hello?
Hello!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Are you making it?
Are you making it do that?
Yeah, you're just right-clicking when you hold it.
It's so close.
Have you guys played this before?
Oh my god, that's a scroll.
No, I don't have no idea what's going on.
Yeah, me neither.
That's good.
I'm going to get some water before we start.
I'm going to edit sound levels, hold on there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have Leppa.
True, yeah, he's still with us.
That's true, we're back in section.
It's true.
So it looks like you have like a quota at top right.
Quota Slop?
Yes, quota Slop.
So if we burn 20 things, we get 200 coins.
If we fill containers with piss...
What?
Piss! It says fill containers with piss!
Oh, it actually does.
Yeah! Oh yeah, if you press G, you can see it too.
oh so we're we're piss boys that's oh okay
what the fuck it's tea tea oh shit let's go
I'm gonna do it around this nothing oh fuck you gotta go this way
wait I'm going backwards now fuck I guess doing that it it's tea for emotes
dress VL a well did you just I died of waiting do it again do it again oh
Oh
Shit we're gonna get some yapp yapp humping. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, true
Wait, can we both grab him and split him yeah, let's pull
Can you get out of this son?
It would seem not, no.
I see you right up your skirt.
Hey, put it in there, stop.
Yeah, it's big.
Ha ha ha.
Right, so if we grab one leg each, can we then split him?
Oh my god, just go ahead.
I don't think so.
Split me in two, fella.
Well look at that!
Oh no!
Do you give me a good stress sound?
Is this indecent please?
I'm begging stop!
We need Lepper to uh...
No we don't need Lepper!
Yeah this could be a whole new emote!
Something very unholy would happen if you would see a Jesus.
Oh what does this do?
You can interact with this.
What?
It doesn't say anything. If you hold the G it says we have to fill containers with piss.
It's one of the goals.
Oh, it's like, okay.
Well, don't we have to like start first? Probably not, like not here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.
I'm just checking gold. We have no gold, though.
Yeah, we'll pull.
Wait, it says free wands here. Just grab a branch.
Oh.
Fire.
Or Vita. What?
Yeah, how do you use them?
Oh, up dog!
Oh, what? I'm playing!
Arrow?
Arrow.
Tempest!
Wait, how do you do this?
Hold the right click?
I know you can see it, but you can't see it.
I'm sorry.
Arrow.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Dog
If you find some secret book here, yeah, I don't it says dog dog dog
Dog dog dog, are you gonna take a look what is oh dog?
Maybe you can triple jump with dog
Maybe dog dog dog
Don't get dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
Oh, you can invite people here or something. Oh dog
Oh dog
darn
Arrow
arrow shit
Arrow expel the armist tempest
No
wait so we're like friends right like we don't fight each other
I think we're friends, yeah I have stuff
I guess it's to get away from enemies
yeah I can't wait for it to not understand me
it seems okay so far
oh you're not seeing what I'm seeing on the text thing
yes stand still
I'm fucking oh
What I ragged look look if I do it on me oh
No, I ragged all the first time I did it. I don't I got knocked out
Yeah, there we go okay run into get away from them
Tempest wait, where's my wand oh there
Oh, look at that one!
Lipendo!
Mmm, God.
I thought you were going to say the other thing.
Oh no, God, no.
What is this doing?
Oh, I got a shield now.
What?
How?
It was from the barrel.
Barrels.
Okay, I'm trying to figure out how we start this, by the way.
Is it this wait there's coins here? Yeah?
Wow
Which all the boss in no monkey we're going
All right, let's see how this game works. I'm already a
Three nights
Yeah, I think so yeah
There's egg in here, mystery egg!
Oh, these... oh, so we have a timer. There's like hourglasses. If you break them, you get more time.
Oh, okay.
I was kind of thinking of the light, I guess.
I don't know. I think it was the light.
Oh, you can stash egg, okay.
So I'm assuming we have to get down here by using these spells or something, so I don't know.
Is there fall damage? I don't know.
I don't know. Tempest.
What?!
When you've created these pots, I think you...
Oh yeah, because...
Oh yeah, because...
But...
Arrow!
Oh
There's something that there's a blood rose here
Okay, so you get you get what's with a strong shit I guess
Oh, so we're supposed to do is destroy shit. Oh, yeah
Do we just jump down?
Fuck okay tempest
I'm stuck in the- Oh no.
There we have our glasses.
Did you guys take damage when you fell?
A little bit, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
Uh, okay.
So, is this the point?
Oh yeah.
Okay, so we need 900.
Oh!
Okay, that was- Arrow!
Yeah, I guess we're just supposed to-
arrow arrow yeah I guess arrow
oh it's too far down again okay destroy yeah arrow
now he's better up dog is it a bringing stuff
What the hell is this?
I don't have to get down again.
Ah!
I hit my head on the ceiling.
What's that?
It's an eyeball.
Oh.
Okay.
It's not a disconcerting at all.
It's an eyeball.
It's an eyeball.
Oh.
Okay.
It's not a disconcerting at all.
It's not disconcerting at all.
Arrow!
Ah.
I guess I have to be like this dog guy.
Nice!
Arrow.
Poor wizard's tower is just fucking gone.
Tempest.
I'm going downstairs.
Come on.
Tempest.
A lot of stuff in that break.
I want my Tempest.
Tempest.
Oh
You set me so high
Arrow what is that?
It's just like a statue
We murder it arrow
You did there's definitely more stuff because you can find different ones like a fire. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm pissed
Great job
Oh box won't break.
Oh you have a candle!
Yeah I picked it up.
I also want candle.
You should do those one literally next to you when we started.
Oh I missed that.
Oh this is the staircase we were meant to take.
I have a dragon bone.
What are you doing all this and I'm holding a rose, but I didn't say arrow I said rose
So what
Dog oh
We can go like a cross here guys
I didn't know you could open doors tempest
Jesus Christ, you're gonna get killed by one of those.
No, no, no, no, no.
Watch this.
Tempest.
Yeah!
Damn!
But if you wonder how it was yourself, don't you just say up dog?
Up dog.
Oh, what a pistol.
I can't pass with a bow not a strike.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Updog.
Negative.
Arrow.
Brist.
That's where we came from.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, there's a giant eyeball here.
Yeah, I saw that.
I shot something get it and it was not best pleased if I'm being perfectly honest with
you.
Error!
Error!
Error!
Error!
Error!
Tempest!
Error!
Tempest!
Error!
Tempest!
Error!
Tempest!
Tempest!
Error!
Tempest!
Error!
Tempest!
the tempest oh my gosh
arrow
you walked your gun to me oh no i didn't do it
arrow oh my god you're dead tempest tempest what the fuck is that
oh arrow oh i can warp yo guys get in here
Uh...
Oh, they're dead.
Fuckin' eat.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here, then.
Arrow.
Pfft.
That's...
Arrow.
Well, I know
Arrow, yeah! Arrow!
Nice!
Guys, guys, guys, let me help!
Arrow, help!
Tempest!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Dude, I have 13 health!
I don't know, yeah, I'm almost dead too.
Maybe we should get out. I mean, this is just night one.
We were pretty good so far, right?
Oh! It's a pot!
Don't break it!
What the f- Okay, it comes out of a pot.
I see.
Oh.
Is this the one I took before?
I don't want to go back home.
I think this is the right way.
How do I go back home?
Upstairs.
You think they're dead?
What was that?
Do you think they're dead?
What was that?
No.
I thought it was up.
Oh no it was up.
Up dog.
I don't even know if this is the right way.
How do we leave?
Oh, man.
Up dog.
I need to wait out the timer, and I feel like that would kind of suck if you had to just
wait out the timer, but maybe.
I guess it would maybe be too easy if you didn't.
Guys?
Oh wait, maybe we need to find the exit before the timer runs out.
Oh no.
Guys?
Hello?
Oh, you guys.
Oh, where is it?
Where did we-
It's over this way.
What is?
Where are you?
I'm upstairs.
I'll just open it.
Oh, there, I see it.
Yeah, yeah, it's this way, it's this way.
Yeah, I mean we already made it so we should go. I have no idea.
Yeah, is that the exit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just down here.
Fireball.
This isn't major enough.
We can buy new ones. Well, actually we have 21 gold.
I think I won was like 30 or 50 or something.
Oh, no. Yeah.
I wonder if you could go all the way.
You can say don't begin after that, I think.
Dog?
I think you say up dog and then you say dog.
Oh.
Let's see if I can jump up here.
You're like triple jump.
I think so.
That's what it's done in the book.
Dog, dog, dog.
Yeah, I think it does.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
What is this?
Wait.
Wait, where's the, we gotta extract the timers running out.
Where is it?
Is this thing?
Is it upstairs?
Oh, yeah.
You can spectate people at the over here.
Oh, yeah, let's get out.
Yeah, let's get out.
Get in the circle.
I can guarantee you the left one would just
throw one of us out of this if we press it.
Hey, we won the first game.
This game's easy.
Yeah, very easy.
Easy game, sure.
yeah
two nights remain
wait what we supposed to get nine hundred on three nights
oh well i just
which game is
yeah
check the wands check the wands
wait can i sell stuff to you
the wands are expensive i don't know if we can get any
i can i put some frogs on the floor
how'd you guys f- oh
how'd you find her very expensive
the frogs the frogs to spot out some coins
it is
yeah i put it on the floor and they both dropped a coin
i have like a rose and shit can you say it's self oh you can sell two gold
nine
and dragon bone two gold
don't you guys sell that broader
of two bones
i wonder if phoenix weather like revives you if you die
There you go.
Ow!
I'm gonna fucking stop.
Okay.
Where'd you find that gold before, Ella?
Uh, it was over here on the stairs.
It was on these stairs over here.
So they kind of, there might be more hidden around.
What the hell?
I don't know what I'm going to do.
It did!
Did what?
Oh, it's just spits out gold on them, like.
Oh.
I don't. There's got to be a way to keep them.
What are you doing?
Yo, Salah, we need you on the tambourine, dammit.
Oh, God. I got...
Come in.
We'll be good.
Can you choose like the note to play? Yeah, if you right-click. Yeah, yeah, right click. Yeah. Oh
You're up here. It's coming. You want a flute?
No, a tambourine.
That's not what I...
I don't know if that's pretty good south.
Thank you.
I'm bringing this in the left way. Can I sell it?
Oh my god wait they dropped an egg mystery egg
oh guys there's a locked door downstairs oh wait what was that oh gosh
what next time I'll have what the fuck why am I a third person what did you
game. I checked our quota. I don't have a wand, I've got a tambourine.
Okay, we got gold. Oh, I think I, oh we got a key. Oh, I thought, so if you guys
Let's follow me.
Now let's try to let us play guitar.
It's beautiful.
Down here is the key.
Down in the basement.
Oh yeah, but also in the basement.
This is what I did.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
I missed the door.
I got him.
No.
Five isn't one.
You want an egg, Ella?
Yes, please. Yes, please.
Yeah, I think you can sell that egg.
I can play a church in one of these things.
Let me actually see how much it's worth.
Any churchgoers know this one?
Let's see.
Two gold.
Sure.
Why don't I know?
Did you go to church?
No, so there you go. You're not gonna know that's why
You clearly didn't go to a Catholic school
Yeah, I never did it's true
Someone has to know this one come on
On downstairs oh
oh oh those of day child yes so oh where's this oh the basement
oh shit oh potions oh potions there's a grimoire so much gold oh we could have
like used the roses and dragon mode for health boost and stuff right so you
wasted our time. Oh, we got two gold for it in this flight potion. Zippy potion for
this.
Revive.
Revive, okay. That's the Phoenix Feather. I got one of those. I wonder if we can like,
can we store our items here? It's like, we'd like-
Yeah, probably can.
In the base.
Oh, there's two health boost potions here, I guess.
Yeah, there's stamina boosts and health boosts.
I don't know what that means though, like a permanent increase or...
There's a nerdy potion here.
I'll get out to failure.
I'm like, coach, job.
You want the nerdy potion?
And there is stamina potions.
A nerdy? What the hell?
How do I drink it?
Oh, here.
Hello?
What did it do? I have no idea what it does.
It turned off your voice filter.
You sound like you know how to give eye-to-eye around now.
I see.
What the hell just happened?
I'm taking a healer.
We have health boost here.
I mean, is health boost like permanent?
Oh, you know what? I'm going to test it.
Why not?
I used it. Give me 10 more health.
Oh, okay.
Wait, how do you use it?
Right click, yeah.
Oh, God.
I'll take a stamina then, too.
Hell yeah, me too.
when I was okay
nasty it says nasty potion I mean empty it says nasty potion are you nasty
container oh there's a empty wait there's I'm gonna try it now am I gonna
drink this is that water
I'm busy all my controls are fucked up
We go next yes, I guess now we know this way we can buy a long doll we have money. Oh, yeah true
There's frogs everywhere
show on all right sure can always trade each other yeah oh wow oh damn
Historia
Swapis anima
Wait, I think I can oh, can you rest yeah, I guess so
Luxemita
You have a oh my god my scream you have a bird above you. Oh
oh that's a blink oh my well that one is still swap oh my god you got the one
more crazy one okay astral eyes what the fuck is going on I think I see all
Oh, I can see through walls.
Oh, I can see Salad running around.
I saw.
Okay, so you can see where everybody is.
We bought new ones.
Oh, nice. It's cool.
Yeah, sorry, we don't have enough for you.
Yeah, we don't have enough for you.
But this can heal and stuff now.
Yeah, I'll just Geetah, you know?
Alright.
Maybe that works on the monsters.
I never know.
I'll serenade them.
What's the range limit on that, actually?
Yeah, I was trying now.
It seems to be quite far.
Hold on, there's a cooldown.
Oh, oh my gosh.
It's far, it's far.
Oh, yeah. Wait, this, can you go inside the basement?
Yeah.
What do you want to?
I could use the wall.
I can see if I can swap through the wall.
Oh, yeah.
Swap.
Oh, my God.
Damn, that's crazy.
Oh, wait, what's.
Oh, wait, guys, there was a.
portal in the basement did you guys see that no no yeah maybe it's a different map
i wonder what the fire wand does now probably for attacking more yeah
oh shit we go here yeah we go here
Oh, it's just a way to get around, okay
Swab
Yeah, Lepa would definitely be trolling us
We didn't bring you in that we should have read the lights left. Oh, it brought the fucking thing with me
I didn't want to bring the arrow
arrow
Tempest oh my
Yes
Okay arrow
Arrow. Arrow. Arrow.
That one's got break very easily.
Put the fuck up and see.
Arrow. What the fuck?
Wait, is that a beach paddle?
huh yeah it is yeah arrow we need to do the fire wand astralize dog dog dog dog
arrow tempest dog dog dog there's something behind the wall here
like some weird creature and also there's something behind this but we can't open it i think arrow
I think we need like fire there's
reacts to my it reacts to my vision
I see it glowing yeah oh my god dog dog
I'll show lies oh dog I'm gonna try it
swapping with this oh fuck I have cool
down wait this watch out there's something
there huh there is something like next
to you man arrow tempest dog the dog is think sex dog arrow
Hope you don't.
AROH!
Hope you don't.
Oh!
Tempest!
Oh!
The dog gun!
Dog, the dog gun!
NANDA!
Tempest!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, for sacks!
EEEE!
You can't put a dog!
Help! Help! Help!
Guys!
AROH!
I'm dying!
AROH!
It's AROH!
AROH!
Arrow
What what this custodia do custodia I'm heel it's like a shield. Oh, it's a heel. No, it's a protection
Yeah, oh my god. You can't see shit when you cast it on someone
It's blue everywhere
UP DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
HA HA HA
Alright, let's get out of here, fuck this
Let's get out of here, fuck that guy
Error
So dark when you- I'm gonna increase the brightness
I'm candle
Ney, I want the fucking-
How do I drop this fucking other thing in my life, hand?
Yeah, press N
but like swap it in.
I am so like more sense.
Wait, there's something beneath us.
It's not.
Look at this!
This behind you.
Whoa, whoa!
There's a warp over here.
What the fuck is that?
There's a warp over here.
Tempest.
Luxa Vita.
Oh, this guy pushed me.
Do it.
Hop dog, dog, dog.
Sound good?
No good, dead, I got it.
Stodea.
Hop dog, dog, dog.
Nine!
Okay, we're good.
Oh, there's a... what is this?
Yes!
It's a chain produced film grain. I wish you cared about it.
Is there anything in there?
Oh, it's gold! Yeah, I got ten in gold!
Okay.
Ooh, I...
Oh my god, you're throwing bombs.
Oh, dog!
Dog, dog!
I don't know if I should run here.
Yeah, I got that!
What?
Updog dog dog.
Updog dog dog.
Fuck.
Updog.
No, Updog.
No, Updog.
I'm going to fucking go and say,
Updog.
Thank you.
So good.
Updog dog dog.
Oh!
Arrow.
I'm gonna go over by Ella.
Oh, I used it so much for that.
Ella?
Jesus.
Ella?
Ella?
Hello?
What's that?
Arrow?
Oh
Oh my god, you changed my something
You have to be chased by something no there is a dude up there
What I didn't say arrow. I got
Wait
Was this oh no, no, no that was not this it was some other deep. I hit that looked up. I was like is not
You know me this
Lux be arrow
was that you made you is that working oh yeah it's working it's working there's
an enemy yeah the guy with the big solid pieces very I could wait I can
blink with him on the railing it oh my god it's so scary to just talk with this
wand
I'm gonna teleport into this ledge and then you guys shoot him with it with it
with this spell okay? Arrow! Not now, I'm gonna teleport him. He's gonna spawn where I am.
You can still... oh you can hit his walls? Astralize! Swap! Tempest Tempest!
Oh I didn't know what arrow. Arrow! Arrow! Tempest! Tempest! Arrow!
over to you. 10 points. Oh gosh, it's getting out of the way. Arrow. Arrow. Oh, illusory
I'm gonna try to use it.
There's a guy right here.
Arrow.
Arrow.
It's the Luxabee.
Arrow.
Oh my-
Fuck you.
It's the Luxabee.
No, it's a mustard cold on you.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
I'm getting fucked.
I have 30 health.
Stodia.
Stodia.
Do you have healing?
Uh, in five seconds.
It did it!
It did it!
It did it!
It did it!
It did it!
It did it!
It did it!
It did it!
Lux Vita.
Arrow.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my ass.
I could teleport him out.
Like, I wonder if I could jump down and then swap with him.
Oh no.
Maybe?
Oh my god.
What if we go so far, he just runs away?
We're gonna find the way out. We got two minutes left.
Oh yeah shit!
Let's go what I said!
Ha ha ha!
Here we are.
Arrow!
Arrow!
What the fuck is a walking chair?
I found the way out!
Oh that was a bad idea.
The way out is up here. We got two minutes left.
Oh
Look what I've just picked up is called golem go nuts. I've got some dudes balls in my hand
Yeah, oh
No, but I've got some dudes balls in my hand
I bring this painting with me you can try
You can pick up the balls, balls, balls?
Who would like a Gollum?
Gollums nuts, but actual nuts.
He picked up Gollums nuts.
I'm going to stash them.
Yeah, I can smell that.
This we've got 40 seconds, what are you?
Kind of brings me to the back
Ella how
Pivot not coming
Oh, I think it's over this it's over I got a go go go go go go 10 seconds activated
I
You know yo, can we buy the one for salad now
No, it's you fucking pole you collect this time in your eyes, what?
Yeah, we are too far.
We're 24, we need 50, right?
Well, maybe the frogs.
The HIST!
Yeah?
The HIST!
Yeah?
There's new walls there now, we got replaced.
Oh, shit, okay.
There's telekinesis and Arcana.
Oh, wait, don't you have Arcana?
Oh, but there's another one, right?
Yeah. No, I have Astral. I have Astral.
Oh, I see.
Oh, we almost have enough for the Arcana.
True. Can we sell?
Did Salad sell the nuts?
Okay, I'm selling my candle.
We need one more.
Did it come? Oh I have a bottle to sell for 5 gold.
Then you can get this Wand of Miner.
Okay there you go.
Oh and Wand of Miner arcades.
I'm not sure I won that one.
I'll be back in a sec.
Oh, I got... Grab Anna?
Oh, okay! Cool.
That was crazy.
Uh, and I've got teleport Anna.
Ah! It teleports you up?
I think so. Uh, teleport Anna.
Swap!
I guess, yeah.
Oh!
There's some really cool shit you can do in this.
What the fuck is this thing?
It's just here.
Yeah, you summon it.
I don't know what it does, though.
I don't know how to piss, dude.
I want to piss.
We might need to piss one.
That's what we're saying.
Okay.
Oh!
What the?
Oh my god.
What the?
Salad has a new wand. What does it do? Yeah, why watch this this watch this grab Anna
He can grab items from really far away
I've got teleport Anna, which
Is teleports, right connect up a multiple people hang on who stand on top of that teleport Anna?
Oh
And then look sauna which spawns this thing you have no idea what it does though. Why do you have a star above your head now?
I don't know
What's gonna happen? Oh, let's check the book because there's
Yeah. Mercy? Wait, what is that? Wait, mercy. Mercy.
Wait, is that a direct healer from your wand? Oh, this thing's like it's so tall, I guess.
It lights up the area. What does? Oh, this thing. Yeah.
ah that's not a salarie
hey what's your cello?
ow what is that?
guy with the bow
uh oh astral eyes let's see here
swap and blink
why does it say offer and trade?
what?
Wait, I don't get what mine is I can offer trade or something
Astral eyes
Offer
Yeah, wait what what trade? Oh, I can slow you to also
Offer
Oh, that's a cool. So there's hidden spells you have where you're wanting to.
Oh!
I see.
I know Porte- hang on, how the fuck do I say that? Am I fucking stupid?
Okay.
I know Porte-ly.
Oh! What the fuck now? Yeah!
Oh, that's a down teleporter.
I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't understand how to say that word if I'm paid off offer
trade
That's awesome. Wait, so is there is one of us out or is there two different variants?
This was the one
On the looks was it?
No
Other way
I think it's just, yeah, it's just, I didn't say anything, yeah, it looks on as it's just
that, I guess, and uh, all for blink?
No, that doesn't work, okay.
That's nice though, I have a torch.
I don't have to pick up the stupid ones anymore.
True.
What was Mercy this?
Was that just a string of heals?
I have a heal, yeah.
here. Wait what's that? It's just a lantern. It's just a lantern. Oh yeah! Alright, there's
more. Yeah, I'm going to chest it for a second. Oh yeah, let's see if this works. This is
a good idea from chat. Um, offer astralize. That doesn't work, I guess. You would definitely
know if it works. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm going to fucking fill this stupid loot
on the floor I'm not taking it with me again we don't need music where we're
going
that is true
look at all this destruction here tempest tempest yeah yeah tempest
Um I could test my heel are you missing help grab on
Are you missing oh my yeah, I work oh nice nice
Holy shit this thing absolutely ruins things make rubs
grab on
I didn't say tempest tempest no what I said swap oh what is this I swap with it arrow
Hey Robbana!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
Sheesh!
That's crazy.
I'm getting Stas'a Phoenix Feather.
Yeah, Stas'a, yeah.
Up dog, dog, dog.
Oh, fairy wings!
Offer?
Trade?
Yeah, I can swap it with objects too.
Oh no, I found a fairy wing.
Sorry, a fairy wing.
I can swap it with objects too.
Oh no, I found a fairy wing.
Sorry, a fairy wing.
I can...
Looks armor.
It's a different dynamic area.
Any furry bears for salad to trade, Malaria?
What?
No!
There's no furry bears.
Oh, they're not over there.
Oh, of course.
Oh, this thing is so heavy.
Salad!
Salad!
Oh, wait, oh!
Oh!
I heard a s- wait, something happened, Shad.
Yeah, those are-
Swap!
I- I, um...
Where are you all?
I swap with an item on the other side. There's some like insane. There should be an item on your side too.
I lit a painting on fire. And that's what made the sound. I guess something was discovered.
I'm destroying big posts. That was 75.
Oh no.
Okay, I should with my body
Oh
Found a gem so OP it's insane
I
Cana
Bro these fucking chairs that come to life can suck my ass
Now look at that a blink stop
Minus 60 across 60
Oh shit, I forgot to update my YouTube title.
Shit, I'm not playing pickpick.
Oh yeah, I got a Basilisk Heart and a Moonlight Sage.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, YouTube.
I forgot to change my title.
There's a hidden path under this table. Come over, Luke.
Astralis.
Swap.
Offer.
Off?
What did they do?
Wait, no no no, I know what to do, I move this, move this, oh the chairs.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh!
Arrow.
Mercy.
Thank you.
Mercy.
Mercy, please.
Mercy.
Watch your life.
Was this a chest?
Ooh!
Graba Hanna.
Graba Hanna!
I push tech
looks all hey
Hi, I need to come on. We found a secret room under a table. Oh
me oh
Shit, okay. Yeah, you gotta go drag though and drag him. I did this I need help something 20
Mercy
Mercee, thank you. Merci
Astralize
He sounds like Voldemort St. Crucian
I'm like 70 to you now instead of 20 something is really good bro these chairs are everywhere
Oh, yeah.
I mean, we hit the quota.
I don't want to exploit this thing.
I guess there are a lot.
I guess there are a lot of benefits to going further than the quota.
That was close to 60.
We're actually just terrorizing this boat.
Oh, go for it.
I think we could just leave now, right?
We could, but we...
Yeah, yeah, what's happening sure? Is there any protection to like the goldman here? Wait, what the hell is going on with the goldman?
What is that? Oh, I got Robin. Yeah, we're gonna find a way out.
There's a teleporter here. There's a trap door here. Oh trap door going down.
Donna
It's just I guess give us some lights. Oh, that's your life
I hope though
There's a creepy guy down here. Oh, he's gone. I can't open the door fully won't
Stay open. Oh, there's a ladder. Okay
Nice four minutes by the way. Yeah, I gotta get we're gonna get fucking going
We should we should split open try and find the exit. That sounds like a bad idea grab on a astralize
Just a big everything might be here rob on a Luxa beta
Look son
Off
Grab on
Well, it was a cool down the ocean potion tempest did it break. Oh, yeah, oh
grab on
Grab on
Grab on a grab on
Grab on sure we got a hurry
I
Link
Astralize
There's no enemies here, so we're fine. Oh, right. Let's see the enemies
Yeah, I think it's over here like in front of us maybe yeah, I think this is different
What did I just tell her?
Hello?
I actually blink through it's about us. Oh my god
Yeah here it is. Astralis.
Oh yeah look at this we can see Salad run around.
Swap.
Oh my.
Swap.
You just swapped with me.
Offer. Trade.
No.
Not the day sunshine.
what if I do it I go outside the circle and I swap what if I what it sounds like
yeah I left always definitely do that I was fully tempted to cast that down
with spell on those when there's a massive black hole beneath us what I
want to do is if we find an enemy one of you guys jump out into the abyss
And then I swap you in the enemy. Oh, is that trust you with that? I mean, it's not a good idea
with that I
Can go by by this. I'm a doing get us the problem
And a new one test 25 G's I say those are illusions. Yeah, I get that one
Beauty of the grotesque
I got a gem, I'm going to sell it.
Of course we're 10 gold.
Let's see.
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Piss yuck.
Offer.
Wait, is that...
Oh he's pissing!
Wait no he's pissing!
Open your mouth Salad!
Yeah we need to... I was already open but it...
Ahhhhhhhh
There she is!
Oh! Get on!
Yeah buddy!
Hop around Salad!
Flop around! Yeah!
Yo your voice is on fire!
You will!
Too much!
Your voice is so scum!
Piss ya!
Oh my god!
We actually need that!
You need to piss to fill containers!
Oh yeah, you're right!
Is there anything for this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, here we go, what are you laughing at?
Oh
Double beam dumb piss-yuck
If you find frogs put them in the
Put them in the basement because if you drop gold of it out again. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, I just picked up three
I don't know if there's a...
I don't know if this is saying anything else.
Like, what's the one on the right?
Yeah, piss yuck is regular.
Yeah, what is that on the right?
Can you dub a snoff?
Well, you can piss in the snoff, it says.
Achoo!
Piss yuck.
Yeah!
Oh, piss yuck.
Oh, is it a shit?
We can swim in it! This is fucking nasty!
Oh my god
Dub piss yuck
You could like prevent fall damage with that. Oh, yeah true
Are you grabbing?
You can see their ass.
If you are going to the shop, see?
Oh god.
I didn't need to know that.
You can piss.
In the...
My mind's wandering.
This and what?
Piss yuck.
Oh wait.
No, no, no, let's maybe not do that.
We're solid.
Astral Ice
He's down in the basement catching frogs or something
And we need one of the fuck goddess
I was trying to make a pot
Yeah, we don't have enough stuff though
We like anything wait we haven't been sure
We have new strats with this grotesque wand.
Oh really? Yeah.
I can think maybe. We can maybe.
A choo. A choo.
Dub this yuck.
Oh wow. Look at this. Wait, look, look, look, look.
Yeah. You can swim in it.
Aww. It's fucking nasty.
That's fucking mingin. This yuck.
Is it making a good thing?
No, it's supposed to be.
I'm making a potion!
Why?
Can we both ride him?
I'm not a monster if you ride me!
Wait, can you do this to enemies? Cause that will be insane.
Fishyuk.
Oh, there can only be one.
I can't do it to an enemy, I would have imagined.
That sounds crazy.
Right.
Wait, what are you trying to make, Salby?
Making a flight potion, I want to make one.
Oh, okay.
Could we have the supplies?
Someone just moved it around, I don't know what the potion is now.
Who the fuck changed it?
Alright.
This should be it.
Trade.
Oh shit.
Offered.
Oh, life potion.
We can all get one.
I think there's three doses.
Can we all get one?
Yeah.
We need stuff.
I, I, I...
Okay.
Oh, here.
Life potion on the floor here.
I know it's gone. Yeah, I killed them all.
Oh wait, how many guys are there? I see. Wait, there shouldn't be a feedback.
Do you have one? Yeah, I got one. Okay, where do I go on that?
Nice. Maybe let's wait to use it.
Yeah, let's maybe wait there. Blink.
Okay, you can't go through doors, though.
Yeah, Leopold's at the store.
Yeah, I fucking love that.
Teleport on up.
Wait, do we skip the nights?
Or do we just farm two once?
Well, I don't think there's-
We get more money, right?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, the further into the quota, maybe you get more money.
I don't know.
Did we get money?
Yeah, let's just end it and see.
Fuck it. Yeah, it's too easy anyways.
I was really like, I can't move my camera.
I'm not wearing pumps.
I
Trade
Oh, yeah, it's not much
Not much. Yeah, maybe we would have got a lot more though if you go like super high above quota. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, probably.
I know, it's cool.
It's very easy.
What do we have?
Uh, we gotta burn things, 20 things.
And break things with wind and turn most right to fish.
Three of them.
Wait, how am I going to go then?
Mine are different.
Mine's still the press G.
And I think they fix themselves.
Yeah, it should be a...
Oh, let's see.
Break things with wind.
Okay, that seems fine.
I just jumped on it, I'm like, can you sprint over it?
Yeah, I just like jumped, okay, again.
Yeah, that's cool.
Offer, trade.
Nice.
haha
this character blinked like a cat yeah they do blink
i'm pissed
we gotta break stuff with the wind to tune in so arrow 75 item uh astralis
arrow swap arrow arrow arrow
How did that hit me?
That sound.
He couldn't even piss.
He couldn't even arrow.
Shit, let's fuck off.
Can we destroy this?
Fish.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, grab armor.
Oh!
Yeah.
Arrow.
Swap.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
arrow so it's down up down down down
can you get on the roof here all new blink up there
like you try maybe there's something up there arrow up dog dog dog dog dog
Oh, you take it up
Nothing up there. I didn't I didn't even blink. I just up though. Oh, and then I personally up dog dog dog
Let me see
Oops offer
Trade
There is not really anything up here though, okay, astralis
Nice.
Worth looking.
Oh, the goblin.
Oh, yeah, Salad, wait, Salad, come here.
What, what, what, what?
So the last time I took these paintings,
you can put the paintings on the fire, on the candles.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, goblin, fire, fish.
Ah!
Fish yuck.
Oh, no!
Salad!
Get the salad in here.
No, no, no! It's so hard to control you, no idea how it stands!
Get down!
What's going on?
Tempest?
Is that Alec?
Oh yeah, he is.
Tempest, are you Mr. Fisher?
Swamp.
I'm out. Swap.
Mero.
Ah! Mero.
Wait, can you get the, uh, can you get the churn?
Goblin's here.
Oh, um, achoo.
Achoo.
Oh yeah.
Achoo.
Wait, I'll just, I'll just change.
This difference is actually higher.
Fish the godswap.
The fish is uncalled down!
Well you shouldn't have used it on me then should you?
Alright, piss yuck.
Yeah!
Oh he's nice.
We can just grab him and throw him.
Oh wait, boom!
Alright.
Call.
Up dog dog dog.
Oh, a Loose Reward.
Salad, can you grab on to this?
No?
Uh, wait, what?
Yeah, there's like a ret, this thing.
Grab on to.
Nice.
Get us!
I thought I could do it, you know?
No.
10 more items
There's like a heart there
It was an item, yeah
Do you have a healed disc?
Yeah I do
Offer, trade
You can teleport into this room
yourself how do you know what button was it is it V V arrow oh I was gonna try and
fucking push you into like you know just hope you guys hold me yeah all right
right arrow arrow
Oh, there's no iron down when you even need to say it, but...
Oh yeah! Wait, can you...
Oh, arrow.
What if you fish?
If you're a fish, you can fish yourself.
Oh yeah, maybe you can fish yourself.
Arrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, I activated my flight potion.
Go, Blaine!
He's not even dangerous, though.
Just why is this not everywhere?
Let's shoot!
Let's shoot!
Can you even swim through that?
I have my flight potion on.
Hold on. Can you grab me?
Yeah, I got you.
There you go.
You can fish this guy again.
Wait, can you? I wonder.
I think we need him close to like a ledge.
Can you fish the char?
And I could try feel like we should try to kill this guy though. Let's let's try to kill this guy
Oh, he's leaving. Oh, can you grab on the rob on up?
He's this thing this rob on up. Oops. That's your time grab on up. It's uncooled rob on up
Damn nothing
Rob on
Ow!
Trusted myself for this.
Arrow!
How much do you like?
No.
Why?
Ow!
Luxana!
Stupid fucking...
Teleporta now.
Oh, there's no pressure.
What a huge mistake.
I found your wand in a case.
Oh, really? Well, where is my other one?
Yeah, like I found another one.
Oh, damn.
In a secret place.
Burn the paintings!
grab on ah oh burn the ball ah what the fuck oh I don't like that oh
I'm gone teleport on now fish yuck oh he's fish I don't like it grab on up I
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it.
He's dead.
Oh, I'm so out of.
I have 40 health.
Don't commit.
Woo.
Oh.
That spider was... I did not like that spider.
Oh.
Guys?
We should probably look at maybe getting out.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Her door down here.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Oh, oops.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Oh, what is this place?
Oh my.
This is kind of scary.
Salad?
Corpus Anima.
Uh...
Salad?
Did I kill him?
What the fuck is going on?
Hello?
Corpus Anima.
Wait, did I just cancel it?
Are they dead?
We're not actually dead.
Mortis.
Lumen.
Oculus.
Anima.
Mita.
Corpus.
Mitas.
Lumen.
Oculus.
Anima.
Mita.
Peter!
Oh, I lost my wand!
Okay, shit, where were we?
Well, I tried to, I jumped into the abyss because I tried to swap with an enemy.
Oh, okay. Wait, did you guys both die?
Yes. I died, yeah.
Okay, I thought I killed you because I was down there and it was all like Satanic and I was scared.
Do you know the way out?
This will pay off, but I died here.
Okay.
Oh wait.
I found Alice's stuff.
My stuff should be here too.
Dude, it would have been so sick if you weren't.
I think you gotta stay swamped.
Man, we're low. Is this the right way sound?
I gotta get there. I'm gonna make sure we start this thing.
So I assume you need to start it...
I wonder if you need to start it at 11 seconds, or if you can start it with 1 second left.
Come shot next to it?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
Do you have to do it?
I'm starting it.
Tell them pull, Thomas.
Oh, well.
Oh!
We're dead.
We're screwed.
It gave me like a confirmation.
I don't know if we still fail.
We should be fine.
Oh, it's OK.
We are fine
It's that the ghost approaches I
Wonder wait. Oh, yeah, like when I take this one
Yes, thank you. You got all the wands back or do you you weren't able to get yours?
I mean I got
Technically both of our ones like it's just I'll have an extra one. There's an illusions wand here
I buy it yeah do it we have the tall kinesis one right it's not what salad
yes no no here's our corner we don't have that a kinesis yeah I have our
car okay gotcha we can get the tall kinesis once we get a bit low it's
Oculus what the fuck oh my god I free cam oh what the fuck yeah I'm flying
around I can see you weird wait you see me flying around I can see you've got
I like flies around. Oh, yeah. Oh
Did you guys use the flight potion? I?
Know okay. Oh shrink on up
With you size oh
Your your voice is different too. It's a little sound like a little baby
What about I didn't mean to do that goodbye guys. Oh
I don't know what to do with him.
He's like, you got...
Oh god.
This may have been a mistake.
Am I gonna, am I gonna survive this?
Guys, I'm coming down!
Hold on. Okay.
Is he alright?
You good?
I'm good.
have more spells poof me what I'm gonna sit on it then you know
Oh
Jesus, okay, I do have another spell echo me
Distraction or something
Yeah
Those fucking rap speeds and over here
As the chicken fucking you know the bull shrink on her
Shrink on her
No, I can't just come up with a fucking game now!
Oh, that's funny.
Is that anything father's fault?
Uh, I think he has to interact with it.
Ah, okay.
It's fucking shrinking. Oh yeah, there is more, yeah.
Okay...
what oh I can enter enemies body walk around I think oh you can like let me see
maybe yeah let me see here float Oculus no I'm still just maybe it only works on
enemies it's all the way to the left oh no it's there oh you have to fly the
thing into them it looks like oh yeah yeah what about the other one then what
What does the anima normally do?
Poof, anima!
Well, it only works on...
Wait!
Poof, me!
You're putting anima objects!
Poof, anima!
You're a p-
Anima?
No.
You were a pillow.
You were a pillow?
Yeah!
Wait, so is it normally anima?
Is that...
Not like the normal anima?
No, anima is not a spell.
Poof, me!
It only works on an anima!
Poof, me!
Okay.
Wait!
Can you drink him?
Did you just fucking...
I picked the wrong drinkin' up.
Okay.
Try it, try it.
I don't know, I didn't know the object.
Fucking hell.
Yeah, I don't know.
Wait, what was...
It looks like a chair up here, yeah.
So I can actually enter anything.
Oh, I think you can see what you are looking at.
Oh, yeah, I think you're right.
Is there an object, like a frying pan?
Upstairs here, there's like a chair.
I'm just done.
Once again, I'm a...
Poof animal.
Oh yeah!
Oh, you're a new kind of object.
Yeah, I've become the object.
Blossom fox, you dig.
Shrinkana.
On a telephone.
No you can make it restock as well.
It's actually insane how lucky it was I found that res room.
I didn't even know what it was in that last run.
Oh yeah you guys died like a ragnus I started.
Float Oculus.
It's fucking creepy dude.
I'm gonna enter an enemy
Oh
Wait, I don't remember what's my...
Was it Object Arcana?
Yeah, what was it?
Fuck!
I'm sure you'll travel, mind you
Tempest
Oh, I just pulled Tempest
Poof animal
Oh, the chair!
grab on now
Phoenix leather? I'm pretty so me
grab on yeah seems like stuff can hide in boxes and shit
we got a bird face and a white monster in the face
on a portale
oh thank you I'll ask your life I'm sorry
just looking smack me in the face
Robana. Jesus.
No enemies I can test here. This is a weird-ass cult.
Impest.
Updog dog.
Oh, yeah, we actually need to burn things. Yeah. Yeah, there's a thief.
No, that's a painting. Wait, what?
Grab on! That's not painting, it's stupid.
Toll. Goll.
I see.
Wait.
I want a bow.
Oh my god, it's so dark here. I turned up my brightness.
Oh, look, Sana. Astralis. Float, Ocarus.
What the fuck is this Yashak?
I can't enter him!
Yeah, he's like OP or some shit.
He's broken.
Yashak.
Yafiyaf.
Get over here.
Bruh.
No, please.
Hey, wait!
Grab on now.
Yashiyaf.
A little bonus.
I don't have to do anything.
Oh.
There's a fish here. He did get fish not a lot. Oh
I think the fish not a lot. Oh, no, I'm here. I'm outside. Maybe I did
What did I fish?
Robana
Oh
Get you
Yeah, don't you love I can't remember the
I can't remember the name of this damn thing.
Oh, this is the restroom.
Oh, a restroom.
Okay.
Grab Anna.
Oh, yeah.
Who found him?
Right.
Grab Anna.
Yeah.
Echo me.
Outpainting.
Grab Anna.
We can teleport up here.
we can teleport up here nice burn this is a big painting yeah this thing is
shiny oh yeah but I can't grab on up you oh can we bring a little to this oh
Shrikana!
I shrunk the eyeball!
He's looting!
I'm grabbing the candlestick.
Oh my god, Shrikana has a minute cooldown.
Yikes.
It's a couple of quicky things.
It's still coming to the ceiling.
It is funny.
Wait, maybe there's something behind us?
It was 51.
Nice!
There's another one over here.
Another big one.
I ball
What the hell does the I even do ow rib 40 health looks to be
Mercy I'm teleporting fuck this
Oh, I have I'm dead. I'm gonna die. I'm all right 40 health
Mercy actualize
Swap. Shit, this, that's a mimic. Don't do it. Don't do it. That's a mimic. All right,
I think.
What is this?
I saw it.
Oh, that's a lot of eyeballs.
Uh, yes you can. Stand, stand by the gate. Swap. What? Swap.
What is happening?
please I'm oh no no it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine just just swap this
year swap swap we're trying to swap with it earth's me the swap
dog dog dog dog the gates down I was standing real yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well
we stand lonely activates the truck we have to break seven things other than
on the room. Painting coming down. I wonder if we get something for humongous painting
if anyone wants to. Unless I'm soy and I can't, there we go. Astodia. Astodia.
Oh
There's one over here, yeah, there's two over here
Ah!
Oh, did I just burn you this?
Ah, I have 27 health, it's sort of a little bit.
Uh, I can heal you in a little bit.
Looks hollow.
Did you get any cool ones?
Uh, just one's weird, I think.
It was in the hatchbox.
Merci.
So I think...
I could have sworn with...
I've all fucked.
Merci.
I could have sworn this was a human.
I swear I saw him move in.
Oh no, it's not.
It's not.
Grab Anna.
Nice.
Was it not this one?
Grab Anna.
Ah!
Fucking eyes dude.
Uh, we should probably try to find the exit.
It's probably this way.
Yeah, we gotta do that.
Oh.
Uh, we should probably try to find the exit, like, probably this way.
Yeah, we gotta do that.
Oh, fish yuck.
Oh, guys, there's an enemy fish coming towards you.
Oh, Ella? Oh, that's not Ella.
I think that's the way out, right?
Oh, I never would hear Grubon again.
Unless is this the entrance?
Up dog, dog, dog.
I think this is the exit.
Oh, this is just right where we were.
Guys? Yeah, yeah.
I see the fuck out of here.
Oh, my eye!
My furnace?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again.
Uh, float Oculus.
Are you there after this burning, that thing?
There was one that wasn't burned.
Okay, okay, now I'm not gonna be upon that.
Yeah.
Arrow.
walking around yeah no yeah it's fucking creep I thought it was you this and
then I was an enemy like a big knife and I tried to possess him and I was like
why aren't you talking and they just scream in my face and I started taking
Well I screamed in my face like this, but I didn't do this.
I didn't do this because I didn't have a sense of justice.
Oh, I was right here. I just...
It's still efficient.
It's Adelaide.
For I don't like it.
So who's Adelaide is the one to enter?
nice I got another frog I see oh the wand of fire is here that's probably good
for like killing stuff
no it's float Oculus you free cam and they enter them
I'm going to buy the wand of fire
Oh the fire wand?
Yeah
I bought the fire wand
No no
Ignis
What is it?
What the f***?
Oh yeah it is
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
That's awesome!
Ignis legs.
Oh my god!
You're sprinting?
Oh my god, I'm fast.
Holy shit!
Ignis.
Boom.
That was a bomb.
That was tactical, dude.
What are the the book yeah, what's the secret spells the book
Move animal
Ignease balls
Said Ignease balls. Oh
It's fireballs wait no wait use fireball yourself. I think it exists balls
Yeah, it might be I think you fire your own ball. Ignis balls
I sometimes it like it thinks I'm saying blinks. I'm just teleporting around legs
Do that but when I shrink you
Yeah, it's on cooldown. It's like five seconds
Ignis. Ah actually you could do it first. Yeah Rhyncana. Ignis legs. Wooo! Yeah look
at him go. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. This game is kind of sick there's so many things
you can do. Yeah it's good way it was fucking more than that is. Yeah whatever you could
have the fire one you want oh I have this as well now shrink on a nine
yeah you can walk through the model when you're little and you see through the
ropes
oh echo me
echo me
okay we do the final night sure yeah
poof me
poof me
I'm Cha and then it was poof anima to become the object
No way, that's the brawl. No way. No, it's correct.
It is correct.
Yeah.
Uh, we've been to Lanzan, Pufanima.
Ignorant.
Oh, bad.
Oh my god.
Ow, that hurts!
That hurts a lot!
I can burn the paintings when I use that with it.
with it. Yeah, I'm not talking about it.
Asha-lice.
Ooh!
Chopped off!
Link!
Ooh, I'm going to come down with you.
Swap!
I can't afford to go to Trump's stairs.
Ignis, come on.
Uh, uh, uh, grab on up.
Salty fucking die.
Ow.
Freaking knocked myself out of it.
I'm going to see. Grab on up.
Oh, shrink on up. Grab on up.
Can't see shit in this darkness.
Oh, there's a map here.
Wait, is this the unique contract here on the A scroll?
Yeah, on me.
There's something we can begin.
Some kind of boss fight or something maybe?
Right here.
Oh yeah, what the...
Ah!
Try it.
Try it.
G?
Clock sinks.
Sinks or toilets.
Okay.
Ah!
Eye!
Eye.
Eye.
Eye-eye-eye.
Oh
I can leave me alone like shelf grab on up. It's so dark on this night
Yeah, I'm not oh, it's yo it's chamber of secrets. Oh, yeah
Achoo
See ya
Logged them. Yes. Yeah, right now
It will be a cool Easter
Wait, is this moaning Murphels toilet
What is shrink me in the toilet?
Shrinkalina.
Alright, I'm going.
Shrinkalina.
Blush me, Blush me.
Awwwww.
You haven't done anything.
Did I chin no?
I don't need to chin.
Oh, the dude whistling.
Uh, that's alright.
Oh, dog.
I see it. Oh, I see one of them headless guys we can't possess.
I'm gonna possess him and jump into him.
Oh, Igneous. Boom.
There's money up here.
Blow up the dog.
Igneous tongue.
Die.
No, please don't.
Die.
Yeah!
I wonder.
Die.
This is me, by the way. It's me.
Oh?
Oh my God, who's the hell is it when you play it?
AHHHHHH!
Wait, did I clog it?
Aw, what?
Yo!
Wait!
What?
Wait!
Stand on the sink!
Oh, it was this turn!
Shrinkana!
I thought I took damage when I played it!
Shrinkana!
What am I-
What do-
What do you want me to do?
It-
And I thought it would, I thought it would clog the sink if I'm being honest.
But yeah, I mean, when you do it with the frog, it like, it sort of clogs the sink for a second with the frog.
Look, you like, get stuck in rotates in it.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
What are we supposed to put?
I don't know.
Is it clogs sink we're trying to do?
Yeah.
You think it'll be the snout?
Yeah, yeah, I was trying to a shoe into it. It didn't seem to work. A shoe!
A shoe! A shoe! I don't know. Piss-yack.
I can see them blowing, so like you have to, maybe you have to blow them up or something.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I mean, we've already done the quota, so we're chillin'.
Yeah.
That's true.
Bling.
Yeah, that doesn't work.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Maybe?
Swap.
So, okay, stop is getting like, I think you, I think I'm on the right track here.
Real?
Yeah, when you when the sink is on you put a frog in it like it goes down into it
But it disappears and then we have this like so it's something to do with this for sure
Yeah, yeah, I see it I got tried it with a book as well
The book saw that's it. Did you try the frog in the toilet? No
frog to get back here up the uh...
it looks on up
get lost it lost it lost now
now
now we haven't done it zero out of two
was that what the fuck is that
let's be a lot about
Oh, you can grab them when- Wait, can I flush these guys?
Maybe.
Did it work?
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Low-docus.
I was gonna enter him.
I'm riding him.
Ow.
Ah!
Oh, my God, how?
That's Vita.
Oh, dog, dog, dog.
They take control of him, Salad.
No, no, no, no.
Flow toculus.
Flow toculus.
Where is it?
Echo me.
Where did he go?
Not sure.
You gotta find the exit, though.
Yeah.
I wanna fucking...
I see it.
you go like high up it's it's easy to find the exit you can get like I I think
I can't control it on my left here do you guys I can control this sort of guy
but I can't jump with him so I can't jump into the abyss any idea wait
teleport yeah I can fish him bring him close and I'll fish him and then I
I can throw it off the ledge.
Float Oculus.
Here I come.
Fish Yuck.
Oh, maybe I can just, yeah, just throw me now. Fuck it! Woo!
Damn, that's insanely good.
It really wants to clog clog this
It's pissing me off because it's like I'm on the right truck and it's just not
Dean it I mean you gotta find the right thing to plug a bit like it's gotta be
the right item clog because you only have to do two so yeah it's probably
something there's like a helmet
I'm not trying to put on the tile, look.
Put a helmet in there.
Oh, wait, it's kind of...
Oh!
No, it just goes like...
I think it might be glitched, I think it's glitched, I don't know.
It might be, this is true.
Yo, we gotta find that, we gotta find the exit.
Yeah, we gotta get out.
Uh, I think it's to the left here.
If you look, see to the left, Ella, if you look up, there's that like, electricity.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think you think you're you are my god that is so scary looks on
Hello
Wait, was that okay is this it is me grab on
Hey, grab on
Was that green pulse Ignis legs?
The actual eyes.
I think you jumped in front of my swamp.
Ignis Booy.
What the fuck?
What? Yo, I'm standing on the outside of the tower on the window ledge.
Wait, hold on.
Well, that's your life
So oh, yeah
Offer the portana trade
This up dog dog dog dog
So I
Hello
Sick.
Nice.
It's too easy, too easy.
I wanna know how to suck the fucking sink!
Drink honor!
Drink this!
I wanna fucking suck the fucking sink!
I wonder if this guy crushes you if you...
Ignis legs
Ignis load what if I honor for tower
So we got nine gold that's that's a big
I know what happened. I had a poor telephone to those as we exited that area and it fucking
glitched him out.
Yeah, that was weird. Yeah, I'm good. I was out of bounds in the middle of nowhere.
I found a game breaking bug devs.
We've seen all the ones now right?
I think so.
Yeah, I mean you can restock for 10 gold.
See if there's anything else that appears.
Try it.
Try it.
We've probably seen them all though.
Yeah I think we've seen them all.
What the fuck is one?
No.
Shrinkana.
Can you become the Bob?
No! No!
I'm putting paper in the way, I can see!
Come on, I don't do this!
Grab on!
Grab on!
Grab on, now!
I
Didn't know I'm dead my dance. Yeah, yes
Move me
What?
Are you lucky I can't throw you off this fucking thing I would just swap us, you know
Offer! Offer! Offer! Offer! Offer!
Not this. This yet.
Shrinkana! Shrinkana!
Shrinkana! Shrinkana! Shrinkana! Shrinkana! Shrinkana!
Yeah! There you go!
Stupid game.
Yeah, he's probably dumb.
Oh, I'm dumb.
Alright, it's anyway Sereno time for me.
Yeah, sounds good.
We gotta bring Leppa with us.
Leppa, we gotta bring Leppa, yeah.
Wait, if we shrink him, does he do a shrink gnome?
Shrinkana.
No.
Wait!
Hang on.
Flo, what is it? What the fuck is it?
Oculus anima or whatever it is
Who's anima who found him a no
It was so cool if you could enter other people. Oh
oh whoa whoa you like control people that'd be so mega-troll
You're just gonna fucking shrink on up hope it oh my god
uh all right fellow all right well this was cool
it was cool i enjoyed it i want to check out that that cryo game looks yeah yeah yeah
same it's supposed to be really good yeah
i hope we'll get our returns next time i hope maybe he's not at the store next time
i don't think it will be yeah there's so many guides
Alright, how are we going guys?
GG fellas, bye!
Alright chat, I'm going to take a short break.
I'll be right back.
Might stream another hour or two?
We'll see.
I'm not really sure what I'm going to do though.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
It was a fun game, a little stupid but it was fun.
I wish the enemies were like a little bit more threatening in this game though.
They were definitely a little bit
on the easier side of things.
I don't know chat. Is there any good horror like short horror games you know that I could
maybe play? Not a 100% sure what we should do now. Did I try to obey the voice? Oh yeah,
that game looked interesting. I think we talked about that one. Seems like it's pretty
short the new chill is art out I have no idea
You know, Larkson was telling me there's like some game that I should play.
She was saying there's like a good horror game she played that I should play and I...
She couldn't remember the name though, that's probably what she was talking about.
Let's see what Sharon... oh, Larx is up there.
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I'm getting some Mexican food chat.
I'm excited.
Getting some beer, yeah.
I'm excited for Neo3, but I really do just want Resident Evil 9.
I'm so excited, man.
Use the pocket mirror to check stuff behind you.
Hmm, I'm not sure.
Oh, what's up in?
How's it going, buddy?
I'm doing all right.
I don't know how I don't know how so many people got neo3 early access man.
You got it too.
Oh, did you?
You haven't been streaming though, right?
You just asked Gigi.
I guess I should ask them.
But the thing is why wouldn't they, I guess, I don't know, I guess they don't.
You're gonna start tomorrow.
Just randomly asked.
Well I'll ask them too.
I have like a direct contact at Koi Tecmo, but he, I don't know, I don't know why he
just is like, give me the run around.
Could have started today, gotcha.
Well, I'll ask, I'll ask, maybe, maybe I'll be able to get a key, uh, that I can
start tomorrow. Tomorrow's when you can play anything. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I just
figured asking the guy who works at Koi Tecmo directly would be the easiest way to get a
key but then he's like telling me I don't know just give me the run around it's just weird
I guess I should have just asked GigiTalent though, like my talent agency.
Anyways, I just sent them a message.
Maybe I'll be able to play Neo3 tomorrow.
I actually don't really know what I'm going to do tomorrow.
I just never really thought to ask them or ask gg talent, but I guess that was just naive
of me
I don't know, Chad, I'm thinking about just any waysing, I feel, I always do this, I'm
like I'll be back maybe we'll do something else and then I'm just like
never mind anyways time I don't know I mean my my dinner is gonna be here in
like 20 or 30 minutes so apparently there's a should have told me I mean it's
not your fault I honestly should have asked I don't know I guess I just
assumed like
i assume that if i had or if i had
early access they would have already told me about it
or like sent me a key you know what i mean
I'm salty. No, not really. Oh, really, man?
Yeah, well, you asked them though, right? And like they didn't just give you one like out of the blue
His thing is I didn't even ask them
I just assumed like because I'm a soul's streamer and everything that they would I mean not that it's a soul's like
but I guess I just assumed they would like
like would have given me a key if they had one for me.
But yeah, I'll ask them.
Maybe I'll be able to get one.
But yeah, maybe we'll do Neo3 tomorrow chats.
If not, I don't know.
I mean, we could do more of the Bloodborne Randomizer.
Not really sure.
Always better to ask directly.
Well, I asked the publishers of the game directly, but anyways, I've talked about this so much.
I'm tired of repeating myself for today anyways.
Yeah, I'm just going to go chill, chat.
I'm going to eat some Mexican food, maybe go watch a movie or something.
Yeah, I'm going to anyways.
I don't know, I just don't really have any other plans for today, like game wise.
If I started a game, I'm only going to be playing for like 15 minutes or like 20 minutes.
So I really need to get some food.
I barely had anything to eat today, chat.
Maybe we've streamed almost like seven hours.
So all right, I'm going to give a raid to this guy named Albert F.
and Wesker.
He's doing some resident evil for OG randomizer.
I'm getting some Biria.
Albert Wesker.
Yeah, have a good night, everybody.
Sorry.
Sorry, I did the usual delaying ending my stream for like 15 minutes.
minutes. It's the classic routine at this point. Yeah, have a great rest of your night, everybody.
I will see you guys tomorrow. Maybe GG Talent will hook me up with a Neo3 key and we can
start tomorrow. If not, I'll figure out something else to do in the meantime.
All right, yeah, good night, everybody.