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NEW CHILAS ART - Umigari (BB Rando Later?)

02-05-2026 · 0h 41m

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[00:00:00] You
[00:01:30] Good morning chat.
[00:01:43] Stop y'all.
[00:02:15] My bad
[00:02:45] I check out the resident evil like game called fear the time loop. No, I don't think so
[00:03:08] So chat, I'm not going to lie, I'm my excitement for neo three has dwindled greatly.
[00:03:33] Why?
[00:03:38] Uh, because I'm being cooked out of early access, you can call that petty if you want,
[00:03:46] but I'm just, it's just really annoying.
[00:04:23] about this. Maybe I shouldn't be talking about it on stream but honestly I don't
[00:04:27] really care. I got to go play Nioh 3 like two or three months ago and apparently
[00:04:44] they... so I got flown out to play Nioh 3 like two or three months ago and I
[00:04:52] I recorded footage there, I was like, yeah, I'll probably make a YouTube video.
[00:04:57] I didn't end up making a YouTube video, and because of that, they...
[00:05:01] Now, keep in mind, I was not contracted or obligated to make a YouTube video in any way.
[00:05:10] I just thought it would be cool to go play the game early.
[00:05:16] Because I didn't make a YouTube video, now I got cooked out of early access.
[00:05:24] So...
[00:05:26] I don't know, man.
[00:05:28] I kinda just wanna...
[00:05:30] skip...
[00:05:31] playing Neo3.
[00:05:40] What's up, Abyss?
[00:05:46] I might just try to focus on doing like more YouTube content instead.
[00:06:03] I mean we'll see.
[00:06:04] Maybe I'll change my mind in Plainio 3 but I'm just, I don't know man, I'm just annoyed
[00:06:09] that like I'm so far behind compared to all those streamers now and I know it like it's
[00:06:15] That's a bit petty on my part too, but I don't know, it's just kind of bullshit.
[00:06:25] What's up Iyako?
[00:06:45] We had they're just salty that I didn't make a YouTube video but like I was never obligated
[00:06:58] to make one like I told them I told them I don't know it was just it was it was really
[00:07:05] awkward. I mean, I told them like I would make a YouTube video so like I mean I am partially
[00:07:16] at fault but you know I was not getting paid to make a YouTube video or anything. I was
[00:07:22] like oh maybe I'll do it but um it's just really... why were they expecting a free video
[00:07:29] from you I mean because they flew me out there I guess but like I really don't
[00:07:34] think I don't know man I would have never even gone I would have never even
[00:07:41] gone had I known that this would happen
[00:07:47] What's up, Axe there?
[00:08:11] of
[00:08:31] five months.
[00:08:56] Just maybe do some like challenge runs and stuff pot day so I can put up some more YouTube
[00:09:00] videos.
[00:09:30] Oh, I'd never said without twitch.
[00:09:49] No, I just mean like, you know, we just did the double Dark Souls 2 challenge run, so...
[00:10:44] Yeah, I don't know. I might actually just skip playing Neo3. I mean, we'll see. I don't
[00:10:57] know. I'm being kind of petty about it too, but I'm just like, just left a bad taste in
[00:11:01] my mouth like... I don't know man. I just... Yeah I don't know.
[00:11:31] I mean, like, I told them I was gonna do a YouTube video, but again, you know, like, I feel bad, I feel bad going back in my word, but...
[00:11:47] Yeah, we could start the Resident Evil marathon early.
[00:11:50] Possibly.
[00:11:58] We'll see.
[00:12:01] I'm not I'm not doing I'm not doing achievement home
[00:13:31] of
[00:13:57] I miss Elden Ring chat.
[00:14:09] I mean not that Elden Ring went anywhere, but man, I miss Elden Ring.
[00:14:23] I missed when Alden Ring was new.
[00:15:53] What song is this?
[00:16:19] This is a remix of the frenzied flame merchant song.
[00:17:49] Bosses this, this is Abyss Watchers.
[00:18:49] Yeah, it's definitely going to come up again.
[00:19:05] I should probably make a thin message.
[00:19:12] I don't think we're going to be finishing Code Vein 2.
[00:20:11] You got only up record?
[00:20:29] What's up master?
[00:20:59] That's a good one, Tal.
[00:21:29] Yeah, this is a new horror game, I think, Chad.
[00:21:52] I don't really know.
[00:21:54] This game seems really weird.
[00:21:55] like it's a first-person fishing game.
[00:22:02] Alone at sea, the more you explore, the stranger the fish become.
[00:22:25] Looks decent from what you've seen about it, gotcha.
[00:22:55] I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do, though, if we're not gonna play Neo3.
[00:23:02] We could do more Bloodborne Rando.
[00:23:05] I just, I really want it to be like...
[00:23:06] I really want the Bloodborne Rando to have key item Rando.
[00:23:13] I kinda want it!
[00:23:20] I don't know. I don't know exactly what I want to do.
[00:23:30] Why might you not play it?
[00:23:32] It's a bit of a petty reason.
[00:23:34] So for anybody who's just getting here,
[00:23:36] basically two or three months ago I got flown out to play Nioh 3 early.
[00:23:40] Apparently they...
[00:23:44] It's basically I got flown out two or three months ago to play Nioh 3 early.
[00:23:48] and I recorded some footage there and told them I would make a YouTube video.
[00:23:53] Now keep in mind I was not paid or contracted to make a YouTube video.
[00:23:59] I just told them I would and I didn't end up making a YouTube video and
[00:24:04] they're salty about it so now I've been cucked out of early access.
[00:24:08] Might have to buy the game as well which is fine I mean like but I don't know man
[00:24:15] It's just kind of put me in a...
[00:24:21] Hmm.
[00:24:24] Kind of fair, you'd promise. I didn't promise anything. And I'm not, I'm not getting paid.
[00:24:29] But yes, I mean, I told them I was gonna do a YouTube video.
[00:24:33] I decided not to.
[00:24:34] Because I felt like it was gonna tank my YouTube channel even further than it already is.
[00:24:39] Uh...
[00:24:40] So I didn't do it.
[00:24:42] And, yeah.
[00:24:45] and
[00:25:13] If you told them you would, well, the awkward thing is when I was at the office, I didn't
[00:25:21] want to make it awkward with the dudes to tell you the truth.
[00:25:27] Because they 100% were expecting me to do a YouTube video and I didn't want to make it
[00:25:33] awkward and tell them that I wasn't going to do one.
[00:25:36] Which maybe I should have.
[00:25:37] I should have just told them I wasn't gonna do it.
[00:25:42] But...
[00:25:45] Yeah, anyways, I don't know, man, I'm just like, yeah, I kind of, like I kind of brought this on myself, but regardless,
[00:25:56] just, I don't know, I don't know, man.
[00:26:07] I mean the thing is I was never told that I was supposed to make a YouTube video.
[00:26:14] I thought I was just going there to play the game and just, I mean I don't know, I guess
[00:26:19] it was stupid of me to assume that, but...
[00:26:22] It is partially my fault, but I think it's still very petty of them to not give me early
[00:26:43] access because I didn't do a free YouTube video for them.
[00:26:49] Yeah, they flew me out there, but I was not it. You know, I
[00:27:06] Aren't you the one to lose the most by depriving yourself of playing the game
[00:27:10] I mean, I just my excitement for the game is just a lot less knowing that
[00:27:19] No, they don't have to give anyone early access.
[00:27:23] They blacklist me globally.
[00:27:25] Yeah, maybe.
[00:27:26] I don't know, man.
[00:27:28] I just...
[00:27:29] Can you just forget it and just plan release?
[00:27:40] I mean, I could, but I also...
[00:27:44] I mean, if they're going to be petty, I also kind of want to be petty.
[00:27:48] I mean I'm not that like I'm excited for Neo3 but not I mean it's nothing like my
[00:28:04] excitement for Resident Evil 9 to tell you the truth.
[00:28:09] I wish you had these kind of problems, yeah.
[00:28:19] Millionaire problems, yeah, sure.
[00:28:36] Anyways, I'll stop talking about it.
[00:28:51] I don't know, man.
[00:29:32] There's always RE4Rando. Yeah, I don't know, man. I've had my fun with RE4Rando. I'm kind
[00:29:55] of like... I'm kind of over RE4Rando at this point.
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[00:30:32] you
[00:31:02] you
[00:31:32] you
[00:32:02] you
[00:32:32] you
[00:33:02] I'm just a little salty about getting cucked out of early access.
[00:33:08] Mainly just because so many other streamers are going to be so far ahead of me now, but
[00:33:12] I guess it doesn't really matter.
[00:33:13] It's not like it's a story game where you can get spoiled, really.
[00:33:18] I mean, there's a story, but who cares?
[00:33:32] You should make a video about this, definitely not.
[00:34:02] All right. Anyways, let's play Umigari. Did you finish the climbing game, Karen? Yeah,
[00:34:13] Karen was really fucking good. I really enjoyed that game.
[00:34:32] Yeah, I want to do a resident evil marathon. I just I don't think a resident evil marathon
[00:34:44] is going to take that long. Like the thing is, resident evil games are pretty short.
[00:34:49] Also this game is not actually launching for some reason. I don't know. I'm like pressing
[00:34:58] play and it's just not. Maybe I need to use DX 11. The game is broken. I don't know what's
[00:35:06] going on. It's not launching.
[00:35:09] Fox marathons been going out for a month. Yeah, well, he's playing like he's playing
[00:35:25] like a million different Resident Evil games and he's probably he's probably playing Resident
[00:35:30] Evil 1 unlike these. I don't know. There's like a million different RE games that you
[00:35:35] can technically play. But yeah, I don't know launched DX 12 like I press launch and just
[00:35:44] just nothing.
[00:35:55] Dude, what the fuck?
[00:36:09] I've never had, I don't think I've ever had a game not launched before.
[00:36:17] Why is it not working?
[00:36:22] I'm just playing multiple versions. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's what I mean. I don't know, it didn't say anything was wrong.
[00:36:41] Dude, what the hell?
[00:37:10] restart steam, I guess. I don't, dude, I don't know. This is really weird.
[00:37:16] Like, why is this game not launching?
[00:37:22] You missed the GTA marathon. I mean, before GTA six comes out, I do plan on
[00:37:28] doing a Resident Evil marathon, or Resident Evil, sorry, a GTA marathon again.
[00:37:34] I do want to go back to the games, but
[00:37:40] I don't know if my PC is just like broken or something right now, Chad.
[00:37:55] Like my steam isn't even launching.
[00:37:57] Dude, I might have to restart my PC.
[00:37:59] Chad, I don't know what the fuck.
[00:38:00] I don't know.
[00:38:01] Everything's cooked.
[00:38:04] It's not fucking me.
[00:38:06] It's not fucking meming about the Neo.
[00:38:11] It's okay.
[00:38:12] Jesus Christ.
[00:38:13] It does not sound like a bigger deal out of this than it is.
[00:38:22] I just wanted to explain because I mean, if I end up not playing Neo 3, like, I want to
[00:38:29] at least explain why I'm doing it.
[00:38:31] Yeah, I don't know.
[00:38:34] I think I have to restart my PC chat.
[00:38:45] All right, I'm gonna restart.
[00:38:47] I don't know, I think my PC is actually fucked.
[00:38:51] I don't know, like Steam won't even launch.
[00:38:53] I don't know what's going on.
[00:38:55] Not during this banger, yeah, I know, sorry.
[00:38:59] Could just say it didn't get EA.
[00:39:01] Yeah, I mean, that's true,
[00:39:03] But like, yeah, that's true.
[00:39:06] That's probably what I'll tell you.
[00:39:07] I mean, maybe I revealed a bit too much information,
[00:39:10] but it's just really,
[00:39:15] I don't know, man, I'm just kind of salty about it.
[00:39:19] It's not like there was any contract or NDA,
[00:39:22] like I'm allowed to talk about this.
[00:39:23] It's not, clearly they don't like me anymore anyways
[00:39:30] because of what I did.
[00:39:31] So it's not.
[00:39:37] All right.
[00:39:43] I'm gonna restart my PC.
[00:39:45] I'll be right back.
[00:39:50] What did this do?
[00:39:53] I'll be right back, chef.
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