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Good morning, everybody.
Yeah.
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That was the run yesterday. I mean, it was good. And then it wasn't.
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All right. Sorry, I'm back. Hold on one sec. Hold on. I want to watch this 180p video
real quick. Apparently, why is this quality so bad? Apparently, oh, there we go. You can
skip the sanctuary guardian. Not that I'm going to do that in this rando, I'm just curious
That's how you do it.
Hold on.
I guess we can just keep the music playing.
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It's up Chameleon.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, so there's a glitch.
There's a glitch in the game where if you like,
There's a glitch in the game where if you like, it doesn't have to be a throwing knife,
by the way, it could be any item, but if you like, pick up an item, you can pick up an
item and also interact with the fog gate on the same frame.
I think is basically what's happening.
And then you get this weird, like, disjointed foggate animation.
It allows you to, like, clip to the wall.
It's pretty cool.
It's not really useful for any speedrun, I don't think, but...
Time to test this in every Souls game.
Well, it's been known about for a while, I think.
I assume people have tested in other games.
because the same thing you do something well you can do a similar type of thing
in Demon's Souls remake but you do it by aiming the bow yeah what's up cookie
subs ask you
well I play monster or wilds again since all the new content is dropped I don't
know. I'm probably gonna wait until they drop like a DLC for
monster in our wilds to go back to it.
Yeah, we died yesterday on the run. It was such a good run to
it's a shame. But now we can do more runs. Yippee. Yay. No resident evil marathon. We
might start Resident Evil today. I don't know. I'm I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna
do Resident Evil stuff. I'm just not.
I'm not really in a rush to do Resident Evil.
I don't know. We'll see. I'm probably going to switch to Resident Evil today. What happened
with the randomizer run yesterday? Take a wild guess as to why, as to what happened.
I know, it's crazy.
Granola, thank you for the two months.
And I can't wait for,
can't wait for Resident Evil 9, dude.
I went too easy, so I restarted. Yeah. Honestly, I just got impatient yesterday.
I don't know.
Oh, that's cool. Hold on. Let's check the video for this.
Apparently, there is a mod that's going to add the cut content from RE3.
back to the remake.
Seems kind of interesting.
There's already a few mods that open up a handful of areas to figuring out how to add
the enemy placement items. Yeah, that's really cool. It's funny to think that modders are
going to make Resident Evil 3. Also, I remember where this, yeah, I remember this area from
the, oh, that's cool. I wonder, did the modders make this, or is this just in the game files
and they just never used it.
Yeah, Trey, for sure.
I mean, yeah, this is very much like...
Because with Dark Souls modding,
it's the same where people are able to make custom maps and stuff,
but like the nav mesh for the enemies to navigate
is like the most complicated part.
It's cool though. Most games have many unused areas and items. Yeah. Oh, this connects back
to here. Or wait, where is this? I don't even know.
What's the point of restoring stuff?
Well, because people want to see the remake similar to the original.
What's going on, Trey?
What have you been up to lately, man?
Waiting for RE9, I assume.
I don't know if they're doing early access for R9, I have no idea.
working on the RE4Rando, even though it's going to be abandoned with RE9 release for a bit. Yeah.
Yeah, that's understandable.
Yo, venerable daoist, thank you for the 32 months.
Surely you'll make it today. Yeah, I don't know, man. That run yesterday. That run yesterday,
we got so lucky. By getting the weapon Smith getting the weapon Smith box and the Lord
The vessel probably saved me like hours of fucking running around the map.
I wonder if Resident Evil 9 is going to be like if a randomizer could even work for that
game.
I'm kind of doubtful.
I mean, it would be cool.
I mean, Resonable 4 Remake is just such a good randomizer
because of the, you have a pretty good variety
weapons at your disposal. And then there's actually a lot of different enemy types as
well. Yeah, Grace's section is probably going to be way more like on rails. So a rando for
Grace's section might not work as well. I don't know. Only time will tell. We'll see.
Yeah, Resident Evil 7 Rando is like, there's like fucking three enemies total to randomize.
People already have physical copies of RE9, yeah, I've heard.
We're going to start off the stream with some DS1Rando, but yeah, I want to actually start
read some resident evil.
Honestly, I think what's been what's been stopping me is that.
Well, I was going to start with resident evil zero, but man, I kind of hate that game.
But maybe playing it a second time.
Maybe playing resident evil zero a second time after I like.
Kind of remember how the game, I mean.
I'm at least familiar with the game now compared to before.
Honestly, I think one of the most important things for Resident Evil 0 is knowing that
you need the hookshot in the later part of the game.
Because when I played Resident Evil 0, I left the hookshot, like after the train crashes
or whatever, I left the hookshot right like wherever you spawn after the train crashes
I left my hookshot there and then I finally like I killed the bat boss and I had to go
all the way fucking back to get the hookshot. It was horrible.
I'm pretty sure I just reloaded my save, like I think I had to reload my save from quite a, quite a while back.
Then R.E. Marathon a few times, I hit half of it every time.
What, like, Resident Evil Zero and stuff, you mean?
Maybe I should just play the Resident Evil games that I actually like.
Yeah, Trey for sure. I'm also not a big fan of a few of the games. My favorite of the
OG games is a Resident Evil 3, I think.
Resident Evil 3 is pretty good.
OG RE 2, kinda, I don't know.
For me, OGRE 2 is like so easy that I just get kind of bored.
I mean, I guess like all the OGRE games are kind of easy, but I don't know.
In RE 2, you.
So insanely OP.
I remember the last time I played OGRE 2.
I had, I'm not even kidding, like 600 ammo.
By the end of the game.
They give you so much fucking ammo. It's absurd.
Have you played Outbreak before, by the way, Tray?
Did you play both both files you like finished it?
Did you get the full experience of playing with 7?
You almost beat both files, got to the last mission and both of them failed with the very
end in the bowl.
Oh no.
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You know, I haven't actually seen the Gravelord sword in the rando yet.
With the strength of gods, they challenge the dragons.
I think I'm gonna die.
Glimm's mighty gods, be the heart of stone's hands.
Religious will to break faster.
Yesterday's run died, yeah.
...to unleash the miasma of death and disease.
And see the slayers, the changes on them, and the dragons, when they were...
Thus began the age of...
Brave Lord Sword is used to wield as well. I wonder if it's like not in the rando for some reason like he forgot it
I feel like we should have seen the grave lord sword as a starting weapon, right?
It's kind of weird that we haven't
You don't see me doing Resident Evil Zero to Village before RE9.
I probably won't.
Honestly, I think I'm probably just going to play the Resident Evil games that I like.
Just RE2R.
I mean, honestly, I like all the new Resident Evil games.
I like OG RE1 and OG RE3 as well.
Code Veronica is not my favorite.
Wait, did I start as the- Wait, did I not fucking choose a class?
Why did I start with the pride?
Hold on, I'm gonna fuck- I'm gonna reset.
I don't even think I was paying attention.
I don't think I meant to start with the pride.
I really didn't start the run yet, so it's fine.
Hey, Perkyzzy.
You running the same rando?
I think there's only one item randomizer for this game, so yeah, it's probably the same
rando I would assume
that last death man Nito it's okay this run's gonna be even better surely
somehow we're gonna get the dude we we got so lucky on the last run though like
We got the Lord Vessel.
Oh, I didn't want to pick up that shield, whatever.
We got the Lord Vessel and the Weaponsmith Box.
Oh.
We got the Lord Vessel and the Weaponsmith Box,
like, right off the start.
It was just insane.
Although, to be fair, we didn't have
to fight Artorias and Manus in place of Gargoyles and Quailag.
which was pretty bullshit
yeah it's
if he does it again I can dodge it come on try do it again do it again you bitch
Bitch.
Elite Forfe, thank you for the two bucks, man.
Woah!
What is that climbing?
Oh my god, and then he does it again.
I should...
You are such a rat!
Fuckin' a rat.
Dude, he was, he waited for the perfect moment to strike.
That was absurd.
Yeah, I wanted him to scream, but not time it perfectly so it hits me the frame I get
out of the fucking fogging animation before I can even roll.
He literally did it perfectly.
Holy shit, this is so hot.
Mmm, Gargoyles is kind of annoying actually.
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I'm dead.
I'm not dead.
I'll die on the god run.
I got blasted by a butterfly.
Honestly though, yesterday I feel like I was, I think I was just getting tired and I got
kind of impatient.
Bone fist, this thing sucks ass.
Okay, we've got a cheap robe.
Mmm, a rite of kindling.
I mean, that's potentially nice.
We can get a lot of astas.
I want to try to loot the graveyard a little bit.
Of course the enemy gets free dude.
Maybe I just go for the sick nasty plunge.
I'm just gonna loot that im- fuck it
I want to loot this item and I probably had enough time, but hey we got a large, yeah
I mean it's greed, but we're like at the start of the run.
We got a freaking, we got a large ember which is really really good actually.
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Now we are looking a little heavy at the mask of the mother though, that's good.
Pine resin. Fucking butterfly my nemesis.
Yeah, coming over here is not really worth it.
Oh, god, dude, fuck this shit.
Did I not- oh my god, did I run myself out of stamina?
Hello?
Jump?
Fucking jump?
Did I actually do that?
I looked at my stamina bar and I thought I had enough, but I think there's a thing.
Okay, that was really stupid.
Whatever.
An awesome choice, stranger.
To be fair, that area, that area, like those enemies that we had there was so bad, but
I believe if you're, when you're on that last little bit of stamina, I don't think you can
jump.
Even if you're at like 10% stamina, you'd like think you could jump, but you can't.
There's like a minimum amount required to jump or something.
I was just afraid that the caster was going to...
I wanted to make it across the ledge before the caster shot a dark bolt up my ass.
Ah, well...
Yeah, you can't jump when you're...
Yeah, it seems like once your stamina bar goes past the second tick, let me jump there.
I guess it's slightly after the second tick that it prevents you from jumping.
I forgot how that... I kind of forgot that's a thing, to be honest.
Jump without stand. I don't think you can.
It's not even learning something new. It's, well, more like remembering, I guess.
Honestly, the Rite of Kindling is cool, but I don't really care that much about it.
Like, there aren't that many situations where I feel like I need 20 Estus anyways.
It's infinite heals, yeah, but it doesn't really matter, is the thing.
Yeah, the large ember was good, that's true.
I don't know.
I mean, it is what it is.
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How does the lightning butt slam work?
The boss slams the ground with his butt, and it makes lightning.
What do you mean, like the hitbox?
Super Smoke has like his hitbox lingers longer than the Ornstein one.
3,000 armor smith box. Oh, Clarence.
The weapon upgrade system in this game is terrible. I don't know. I think it's kind of cool. It is a bit archaic though
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, come on.
Please give me something that's...
Ah, okay.
Saved.
I don't want to just go loot the graveyard.
It's just there's so many items in the graveyard.
Yeah, I do get the Murakumo so often.
Hey, why is this box?
Why is this chest?
Can you always open this chest?
Oh.
I thought that it was only because love is if there was actually an item in it, but I
guess not.
Dude, this is like dead.
Fuck it.
I don't even care.
Is this gonna, don't, this not gonna send me off the left, right?
and
I'm the greed. I'm just overflowing with greed. I don't know.
I just want to do that. I don't know. I just I want to loot the graveyard, but
I'm
her as the Blacksmith Giant Emery. Just his stats are not that good. The thing is, man,
starting with... It would be cool if the stats of the characters were randomized, like the
Dark Souls 2 rando, because it's... I don't know, man, it just feels like it's always...
I mean, the Blacksmith Giant Emery is good, but I feel like I'm also going to regret it
because you have I don't know just the stat the stat spread
the stat spread is just not good on the pyro
but I guess the pyro does start at level one
Honestly, actually, I guess Pyros.
I mean the main thing is the attunement.
You have like four points in attunement.
else is okay I guess. The thing is it's a broken straight sword on the offhand so...
Yeah well no it's the thing is shiny pockets it's not about the early game
It's about the late game, right?
Like okay here guys, I'll give you an example right if you're if you're level 50
Like you're you know your your level up start costing 20 or 30,000 souls
so by choosing
by choosing like a you know an inefficient class
When you start getting into the high level ranges, you know, I feel like you feel it more because
you just you're gonna have to spend a hundred thousand more souls to get to
like a threshold that you would be able to hit on the other class you know what I mean?
Is Warrior or Bandit better? I think they're basically exactly the same.
Because they have... this is 10-8 into Faith. Warrior is 9-9, which is the same spread.
You have 11 Resist and then a Tumen is 8. So yeah, Bandit and Warrior are basically exactly the same.
Just the other classes.
The main thing is the other classes have more attunement, which just isn't useful at all.
Alright, sorry, let's just go with the bandit, I don't know.
I kind of feel like I should have started with the pyro.
I'll be honest, I don't really like...
I don't like the strategy of just starting with a weapon and skipping all the loot.
I mean, maybe that is the best way to approach it because by killing bosses you get level
ups. It's just
really unique to find the look like finding the Lord vessel is so important.
I don't know.
If you aren't picking up items, what's the point of randomizing them?
Well, it's not, I think you're misunderstanding what I'm saying.
You don't never pick up items.
It's just one of the strategies you can do for the rando is you start with a good weapon,
you kill like 6 or 7 bosses, so you get 100,000 plus souls, and then using those souls, then
you start looting because you have higher stats and you're less likely to die and you
can use more weapons.
How fucking fat are you dude?
Oh!
Dude, I... I tried to roll.
This luring doubters into a false sense of security, yeah.
Hello, and check in the text file where Kiyotem's were after dying.
Yeah, I mean, I could do that.
It's just...
It's like, what's the point?
It's just like rubbing salt in the wound.
It's a weird way to look at it.
Is it though?
I mean, the run is dead and gone.
Okay, no, having that knowledge doesn't really do anything for you.
But I mean, if you want to know, sure, it's just for me personally, I don't really care to know.
I
Got an hour and you haven't made it out of Firelink shut your fucking face
Let me out
Let me heal.
Can I get out dude?
Thank you.
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one of these runs I'm going to get the Lord vessel as the very first time I pick up eventually
I got it pretty early on another day.
mmm yeah
can you place the Lord Vessel instantly? No, but you could teleport with it.
Anyway
What is placing it through a bunch of garbage great
You're gonna miss not having the Lord vessel in your next PB run well, I
mean the thing is
The Lord vessel is at least garen also. This is a good weapon, but
I kind of want to stop looting.
Now, the gestures are just gestures.
requirements for this weapon aren't too bad and I almost wish I didn't get this
weapon because I want to I want to pick up more loot dude is I want to loot but
I don't want to throw this weapon away
I'm gonna get I can I get enough souls without looting check in the shops it's
like the main way if we're lucky
Come back soon.
Ornthi.
Fuck you.
You know what, whatever, dude, I don't care.
I wanna pick up fucking items.
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I'll lose some on a sketch.
I like.
that smile. Good key for extra loot. I mean, it's like two items.
I mean, it doesn't really matter, dude.
I mean, I wanted to try to kill this guy, but...
I
Say I feel like I'm just gonna get myself
This dude could have the fucking board vessel man
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holy shit this is so hot
I forgot to loot that item
ohhhh okay I'll go back
I'll go back.
I shouldn't have gone back.
Hey Vincent, thank you for the four months.
Guys, there's so much heavy shit in this game.
It's the issue is not really the weight of the equipment, it's the thresholds that are
in place.
I mean in Dark Souls 3 for example, in Dark Souls 3 equipment is still pretty heavy, but
if you're below 70% of the load, you have a good roll, and meanwhile in this game if
If you're below 25% you need to be below 25% which is like so f**king bad.
Oh my god, no.
I'm trying to fucking dead. Maybe not.
Dude.
Why the fuck are you still chasing me?
What is your fucking problem?
Oh my god, just fucking end me.
There's no getting out of this.
Midroll is okay.
That roll is not.
Pavel's armor.
That's great.
Now give me a demon great axe.
fuck my shit up dude
Fuck off!
Fuckin' hell!
Fuck!
All right.
We've gone through all this, and it's like...
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Diane Halbert is actually really good, but I need 24 fucking strength to use it.
I want to loot this fucking item, but it's... dude, this item is in the most troll fucking
spot of all time.
Not allowed to soul do I mean soul doping would just would be to OP men
It's way too powerful of a glitch in this game
I
Know it's so weird I okay. I yeah, I actually should have
Yeah, I should I don't know dude. I should have just I
Shouldn't have looted that item. There has been times though where I've I've been able to pick up that item without the enemies aggrowing
But I don't know what causes it
Depends on who you roll
Yeah, maybe
Yeah, that was greedy. Honestly, if we're going to loot the graveyard, I think we need
to do it the very first thing at the start of the run. I mean, we almost looted everything
there safely. Almost. Well, I don't know about safely, but... Or maybe kill things with the
fucking unusable weapon that takes 7 seconds to swing that does 4 damage. Yeah, just kill
everything dude. I don't know man if you don't have the stats to use a weapon in
this game it's just it's it's actually just unfucking playable. I do kind of
wish that this rant there was a way to make it so you could use like any weapon
like maybe if you don't if you don't have the stats to use it it's like
significantly weaker but at least just like the animation the animation is so
bad if you don't have the stats use the weapon
asking for easy mode it's see you guys say that but I don't I mean it does it
does make it easier but it's just like tedious more often than not I mean it
does it does make the run harder it's just it's just really fucking annoying
I don't mind using a weapon that does fucking 10 damage, but at least just let me swing
it.
The animation is so bad when you don't have the stats to use the weapon.
Ah, you can't plunge straight even.
So it's gone unsalad.
Well, we got all the items in the graveyard.
and for what well you know it's random but
anything is there's how many items is there six or six or seven
Don't fucking say shit.
Oh, Sumbering Dragoncrest.
That's a good ring, actually.
Sumbering Dragoncrest and Ring of Fog are actually really fucking good.
I'm surprised we looted all those items and we still have our weapon.
Another soul of a hero hand of a brave warrior.
Blacksmith Hammer.
Another soul of a hero. Wow, that's really good.
Yeah, shiny pockets.
Well, I've definitely been there before, Salad.
That's a lot of souls, baby!
bro what is this oh my god it's fucking jump off a cliff bro dragon butt and
butterfly you cannot be fucking serious
got one shot by a channeler today with 30-bit and bap ring dude the channelers
do so much damage. I assume he was buffed. Yeah, did he... what was it that one shy
you? Like a magic bolt or...? I know his melee... I died before in a similar way to his...
He did, like, the thrust attack, which double- they, like, double-hit you.
Triple spear. Okay.
Yeah, the channelers are fucking crazy. It triple-hits you. Oh, I see. I thought it was two times, but yeah.
That attack is so bullshit.
I don't think you can get him, I don't, I only think certain items can become infinite.
ones that are normally infinite? I don't, I don't know. Can you buy infinite black firebombs and
normal firebombs in vanilla? I actually don't know.
Chester has them? Oh yeah. Okay, that would explain it.
I just want his tail.
is nice. Hey crits and grits, thank you for the five months. Two-handing claw and
same sheets. It doesn't, the hitbox doesn't even work if you're two-handing it, right?
Oh he died. Nice.
Doesn't it count as like punching or something?
Yeah.
Oh boy.
I actually think we can loot the item at the top of the ladder here.
These items... or these enemies seem fairly chill.
I normally like never loot this item, but I think it's doable.
Maybe not.
If I jump, do I die?
Holy shit.
By the way, Regal, do you know if you're like fat, do you move faster if you toggle?
It kind of feels like you do, but I don't.
I don't know if that's actually true.
I don't do that all the time. I don't plan on it. I was just curious.
It felt like you were slightly faster sometimes, but probably just placebo.
Do it, do a noice ya.
Oh, oh, I can light roll.
That's nice.
I mean we don't have tide knight shards.
Go kill shit, yeah kill shit with my plus zero fucking falchion.
We do have gold pioneers.
Time to become fat again, probably.
No, no.
Hey, why am I making no footsteps?
Oh wait, I have the dragon crest ring.
I just didn't see that.
Oh no, you fucking...
Is the blue...?
Why don't I see the blue on my feet?
Is that only...?
Huh.
Like, what actually makes that appear?
Because I have the Stammery Thin?
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, I have the Green Effect.
I guess you can only have one effect, like, displayed on your character at a time.
There's Larva- Oh! What the fuck?
I've never seen a merchant have a key item before.
He always has one.
Oh.
Well, yeah, he normally has the crest, but...
I don't think I've ever seen him with a key item in Brace Mode.
He always has one.
Oh, okay.
Because I was going to say, he definitely doesn't always have one for me.
Winged spear.
He's got a light cloak and gloves and helm.
Kill him and get his key.
I don't want to kill him.
He has infinite homer bones and blossoms.
he fucking upgrades my weapons dude. I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be back in a sec.
Alright, I'm back.
We need to get upgrade materials.
I wonder how many items Patches has.
Like, I wonder if it would be a decent strategy to try to kill Pinwheel.
Like, if you get a good weapon, just go straight down to Pinwheel
and then try to, like, free Patches.
I don't know.
I want to try to, like, switch it up,
because I always feel like I just always end up doing the same fucking thing.
What if it's Manus will then...
And you're fucked
No, I haven't been doing Shiva at all which I probably should I feel like I'm kind of throwing by not doing that
Maybe I should have just went to Shiva right now even
Well, it's the very large Emperor.
Did you see the clip of my fucking undead merchant dying, Regal?
Oh, what a dodge.
Oh, the cat died.
Nice.
whatever I'm just gonna keep going I should have kindled the undead parish bonfire and
got tenastas again not just I don't want to fucking go back
Muppet died to pinwheel?
Oh no.
Amber
Okay.
I don't have any 7 TB mods.
why? I'm scared what people would add. Is there an item over this way?
I don't know if I should go.
Okay, you fucking use that.
I mean, it's great, but I can't use it.
I need 24 strength, which I don't have.
Oh gosh.
I'm actually not sure where all the items in this area are.
I don't know why I am doing this.
I am using the second one, but I don't think I can do it.
I am just gonna use the third one to make it easier for the boss.
It's a very hard boss.
I don't think I can make it.
I don't think I can do it.
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that's in your cabinet
Dreamcatcher.
See what did you say, Regal?
Only one item in the area over here.
Two chests in the way to Sif and the one item near
the cats, okay.
do I have to quit out?
oh wait where does he move to?
oh he sells in quailag right?
for some reason I was thinking you could use this shop here.
Uh, okay.
Isn't there an item like over all the way over this way like on a ledge or something?
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Bro, that fucking...
Oh my god.
Dude, I cannot believe he hit me there.
What is that fucking reach, dude?
Holy shit.
Yeah, for sure, Regal. There's like a fucking million enemies there. That's terrifying.
I need to find Tidonite Shards. Maybe we should go- I feel like we're just delaying the net
inevitable because the run up to Undead Burg is so incredibly shit in this run.
And then there's a fucking tight knight in there dude like you cannot make this shit.
Not going to hide that early.
I mean, I would just rather be able to actually have a usable fucking weapon.
Because let's be real, you're more likely to not like, you could have fucking 60 vits,
But if you do not have a weapon you can use, you cannot slowly clear an area, and therefore you are going to have to run through it, and you're probably going to fucking die.
This is horrible though. I mean, dude, look at this. I like- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Dude are you fucking hitting me?
He crossed the ledge?
Oh, there it goes.
Well
This is absolute shit
that's absurd
I can go through them.
This is a really snotty good weapon, but we do have Resin, maybe we just try to kill,
Or maybe we don't even kill Capro, we just try to...
Maybe we just try to go to the female merchant.
Oh well, let's go to the normal undead merchant, and then we can go to the female one.
After, I guess.
And I suppose I mean if we kill these guys we can loot this area, too
It's just a bass list there
Then no, yes, sorry
Normal and female
That way okay, I'm just I'm so used to going to the the other one. Oh god
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What? They fall on me?
Why are you fucking...
You got large shards, soul and great cure though, that's good.
More blossoms and throwing knives, that could be good to like aggro somebody, oh a firekeeper
soul.
spyhander, great axe, scimitar, three different weapons.
Coat.
Thank you, Kai.
Ooh.
Growing knives will make Priscilla...
Oh yeah, because they stay in the body, that's true.
Yeah, 100%.
I mean, I'm like tempted to buy the ring right now, but I don't know if I should.
I mean we've already found two different rings.
I feel like we should just buy it.
I mean the early game was the hardest part about the run, and we already found two different
rings.
you don't really get your r- like, normally you don't replay- the rings don't get replaced
that quickly. I mean, if you- if you find the FAP early on in the run, we're gonna be
noisy, that's true, but...
Buy it when you're overloaded. If I'm overloaded, I'm not gonna be able to fucking get here, dude.
I'm just gonna buy it. I want a light roll.
still don't even light roll that's insane oh my god we're close though
we're gonna hold off for now remember is there an item behind this guy
I'm not even much heavier than my current legs, surprisingly.
Yeah, that's scary combo.
I probably shouldn't have looted this stuff.
That's fucking close, dude.
Not dead.
Can I buy one of the three weapons?
I mean, I could.
Oh, great.
A fucking crossbow.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know if it's pot like if it's safe to run past these guys because they I don't
think they aggro right away but I I don't really want to kill them all
I mean, this Black Knight Hobbard guy is going to kill me extremely fast.
But I also don't really want to throw.
I mean, I feel like it would be good to know if I could just run past, but...
All right.
You have got to be shaming what is this fucking enemy a fucking grave-lorded bonewheel dude fuck off
You don't normally get it to fuck you fuck this game, man. I
Dude
That's bullshit
That wasn't even a fucking throw dude, you don't normally get attacked there there isn't there isn't normally an enemy that attacks you there
How was I supposed to know there was gonna be a fucking grave lorded enemy down there
I didn't even know the area was fucking grave lorded
Oh my god.
Whatever dude.
That's what you get for cheating to get to low run dead.
Bro, you can get, by the way, Salad, you can get Manus in Capris Arena.
I don't, I'm pretty sure you can get any, I think you can get any DLC boss in Capra Arena.
It's fucking bullshit.
I don't feel like that was a throw. I really don't.
That was just bullshit.
I was at always the fucking bone wheel and this time it was a fucking red
phantom bone wheel. I wonder if I could have toggled out of that somehow maybe.
This was not it. I was, dude, I was not ready to get attacked there.
Look around before drinking, yeah, but the thing is, the only reason I died there is
because I think that the moment I dropped down there, the area got grave-lorded or something.
Because I didn't see any red phantom enemies.
I had no idea the area was even Gravelorded.
A Oni Pegasus Watcher up on the threshold.
Thank you for the two months.
They don't load in until you get down there.
I guess there's no way I could have really known then.
Gravelord option is bullshit.
Yeah, it really is.
Bruh.
What do you mean, nine damage?
Is he blocking me? How am I doing nine fucking damage?
What do you mean?
Oh
I kind of wish that there was an option in this enemy rando to have a chance for bosses
to like replace enemies.
The thing is, 5th mat made the DS3 rando and in that rando he made it so the boss, you
can make bosses replace enemies but they drop fucking 200 souls.
You'll kill fucking soul of cinder and you get like 500 souls.
It's like, okay, that was fucking cool.
There exists a rando for bosses to replace enemies? Yes, there does.
Yes, there is, but that rando is buggy as fuck.
I thought it was based on the enemy that it replaced, yeah.
I think that if it's kind of, it would be kind of nice if there was a chance for bosses
to replace enemies in this.
Like yes, it would be bullshit, because you know, obviously if you have a boss in a really
bad area, you're probably fucked, but on the other side, you know, you're, if a boss falls
off a cliff and you get 30 or 40,000 souls early on, like that would help so much for
getting the stat requirements to actually use the weapons you want.
You just want free souls.
I mean, it's a trade-off though, right? Like, yeah, you're gonna get more souls, but you're also probably gonna die because of it.
Now...
I just think the most annoying thing about this rando is getting weapons you can't use
because you are incapable of doing fucking anything if you do not have a usable weapon.
It's downgraded to man-serpent greatsword.
Oh does it?
What are the stat requirements for that?
Oh, yeah, no, I think it actually is random.
Maybe I should...
Mm-hmm.
I guess we can go down and see what it turns into.
Yeah, I don't think, I think it's random what weapon the, what weapon it downgrades
into.
But we could go see.
Maybe it's something good.
That's not great.
That's not bad.
It's pretty bad.
You're like, yeah, it has bleed, but if I can't bleed then to me, it's fucking useless.
Whatever, dude, I don't want it.
I don't fucking want it.
One boss there. I mean, I've had multiple runs where I could have just went down and
brushed bosses. I just, I prefer to loot because if I loot I can find the Lord Vessel
and the weapon smith box and the the large ember
the thing is if I if I kill fucking eight bosses
but I haven't looted a single item in the game I don't really care
I just I feel like it's just
it sucks to run through all the areas and not actually looted anything
I mean, maybe that is the best way to do it.
No.
All that to hob.
I mean, I also have done that gravity of just focusing boss fights.
Looting is smoother later on when you have upgrade mats in the smith box, yeah, but you're
not going to have the smith box unless you loot stuff in the first place.
of
the
of
the
Yeah, I don't mind rushing the bullets either.
I think I'm just spoiled because of my last run I got the...
Just not having the weapon Smithbox is so ass.
One of these times this dog is going to drop the Lord Vessel, well this enemy.
I've had this guy drop a Lord Soul twice.
I think I've only ever found the Lord Bustle early two times.
One was yesterday and the other one was...
Oh.
Well, the lightning spear is good.
Need to find a chest piece.
Haven't found the Lord Bustle at all, yeah.
I mean, it's very rare.
I've found the large number a few times, yeah.
Chunk.
We can actually upgrade it.
You found it twice today in the first five minutes, salad.
Oh my god.
Whenever I find the Lord Vessel, it makes me so, like, anxious, or I just, like, you
got to use it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If I find the Lord Vessel early, I'm, like, so scared.
Well, we should probably just kill this guy, it has 10,000 souls, if I have a knowing, but...
This guy's hitboxes are like super bug.
Cut tail, I mean if I cut the tail I might lose my weapon.
Alright, thanks Regal.
Yeah, the fire attack is like broken for some reason.
What if tail has the Lord's Duster?
I don't think that the tails can have key items.
I just, I don't want to lose the lightning spear.
This lightning spear is really good.
I guess, well, I might try to clear the gargoyles area.
I just need to get rid of fatroll.
Maybe I'll have something good.
Soul of a Hero, that's good.
Some green blossoms, that's also good.
My blessing.
He has unlimited type knight as well.
Drake sword, that's not bad.
Ooh, a robe.
Old witches ring.
1.235.
My gloves and pants are really heavy though.
I guess we're going for the boss rush strat though because this is a really good weapon.
It's going to level up more HP.
I don't need the hat.
Alright, I mean we have mid-roll, we have a decent amount of health, we've got a really
good weapon and this thing does 330 damage, 332, which is not bad at all.
These enemies are all the fucking grave lord again.
And I'm dead.
And there's a channel or something.
this guy hits me he's probably gonna fucking one shot me
of
of
that fucking attack does so much damage
Alright, come on through.
That's okay.
But I skip... no, I'm not skipping Resident Evil 9 to suffer in DS1 rando.
This is chill.
Big damage.
I don't have homerabones on this run, though, which kind of sucks, but that's okay.
That's okay actually didn't didn't Andre sell Hummer bones. I think they were like 2000 each though
You have to boss rush with this I mean to a degree
With my current weapon yeah like 100% we have to just boss rush it's not worth looting anymore
We're probably not gonna get a better weapon than this for a while
yeah he could sell bones I mean we killed most of the enemies so it should be
safe to go back anyways
cells on limited twinkly this
Great axe, two shields, a cloak.
of
although
oh okay yeah that's good
Channelers are fucking broken, dude.
decks why? Why would I level decks when I have a weapon? That is perfectly fine.
Alright.
I mean, we could go kill Stray Demon.
I guess it's fine, though.
Let's just go do Quailag and Ceaseless and then maybe we do Stray after we come back.
of
No, we didn't unlock Shiba yet.
I guess we probably should have before we went down to Klaylag.
Except Yui.
If you wanted to kill Mildred for many souls, Mildred only gives like 8,000 souls.
It's not really...
It's not really worth it.
And sadly, there's two invaders that drop a ton of souls, but they only spawn after you get the Lord Vessel.
Only 8,000, I mean that's...
Not really that much.
I don't know if I'm gonna play the new poppy, I heard it's... I heard it's ass.
I did buy it though, so maybe I shouldn't play it.
I think it's Bed of Chaos.
This, but getting better pay-offs here is like super free.
Oh my god!
That's... that's kinda nuts though.
Ha ha ha!
That's cutscene is epic.
I can't believe we got the fat from Quailag.
We got the friggin Lord Bustle from Quaelag the other day too.
On the PB run.
Yeah, I mean we had to kill Manus, which was really annoying, but...
go see what Ceaseless is. I mean, whatever it is, we could probably fight it, honestly.
I mean, even if it's Kalimeter Manus, we could definitely fight him, and they might fall off
the ledge anyways. Yeah I guess Quinn would be the one thing that I wouldn't
want to get right now. Surely it's not him though, right?
Fucking nobody.
Is it Priscilla?
Four Kings?
Oh, I have to loot the item though to fucking start the fight and if I pick up the item
it might fuck me, but I mean we already killed Gargoyles.
I don't know, isn't it if you walk towards it?
Oh, wait, maybe you're right.
No, you're not right.
It's probably not worth the risk, I guess.
I don't know, man.
of
the
I want to, but I...
of
of
the
row
not have a wall
I'm throwing, I should have just teleported out, I don't know what I'm doing dude.
I don't know what I'm doing.
That was really fucking stupid.
I don't know why I didn't bone out.
That was actually so stupid
That was so dumb
I don't know I just I thought I could maybe clutch it but that's just the damage output wasn't enough
I was gonna get spot. There's gonna be too many of them
There's the moment the second one spawned and no one was that half-halt I should have spawned
I don't I don't know what I was fucking doing. It was really stupid
That was just really stupid
I don't even have any, like, I'm not gonna make any excuses on that one.
Could have left after the item.
Yeah, but I mean, we knew it was four kings.
I wanted to try to fight them, but yeah, my DPS just wasn't good enough.
I really thought the spear would have been strong enough, but yeah, I don't know.
I don't know for some reason I just I didn't think I
Did not think to bone out there, but I absolutely should have
That was my bad
That's a shame too because we had the phat ring and a really good weapon, but
But, alas, we go again.
Yeah, that was, that was really stupid.
My bad.
My bad.
I feel like the issue is when I'm early on in the run, I just don't...
I don't care enough about my survival, unless I get the...
The only thing that will make me lock in is like if I get the Lord Vessel.
I mean, getting the Fap Ring is really nice, but...
What happened?
I died to the Four Kings.
I...
I just...
I just fucking threw, honestly.
Yeah, that was unfortunate.
That was my fault though.
Oh my god, a gold pine resin to use on my plow?
Well, I guess we know now, I mean, if you get four kings, you need to really make sure
that you have enough DPS to actually kill them.
I feel like somehow, because of the arena or something, those two kings were so aggressive.
the
what the f**k is he f**king he f**king broke the
I don't really want to use the gold pine on this guy.
I was thinking about it, but I don't think it's worth it.
I don't think I can chop that part off.
I feel really dumb for that last run was like genuinely good I whatever I mean it's the
The run is dead, and it's fine.
Move on.
of
the
of
the
Hope I don't get a super heavy weapon
I'm curious, if I go...
I could get from here, does this?
This is a terrible fucking idea.
Yeah, you can't really use spells at all in this, in this rando.
The problem is, you don't have enough...
Like, there's just not enough souls...
to level up that much.
This rando does not make it easy to get overleveled at all.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you duped, then...
all you need to find is one soul, and you're like level 100.
Yeah, well, level ups are super cheap in Dark Souls too, which is nice, because it lets
you use more stuff.
Lighttown key.
Yeah, you also get 2x strength from 2-handing, that's true.
I feel like there's a good amount of variety of weapons in this game.
It's just the stat requirements are super steep.
Well, we can sell the gold coin for 5,000.
I mean, this is great and all, but I'm so heavy and I don't have any souls.
Some of you guys might be like Pog, but it's not Pog, really.
I don't have any souls, I can't even fucking use this thing, and I need to like...
He won't do his giant airy, right?
is that smashes
black knight sword would be good if we actually have i mean it doesn't even
have that high of staff requirements compared to the other ones
It's just, I don't have enough, I don't have enough souls to use it, sadly.
I don't want to loot this item here, it's probably durable.
That kind of hurt.
It's fine.
That was right.
That's good.
I can't stop picking stuff up though. I can't kill anything right now.
Unfortunately, we're probably going to use the Lose the Black Knight Sword and there's not really
much we can do about it. I mean, we can... I mean, well...
We could do this. I mean, we can use it now.
I want to loot those items, but I think we probably shouldn't.
Should probably just...
We can kill...
You can actually kill this enemy safely because he just drops.
Oh, God.
It's a shame we didn't get a twinkly.
Yeah, no, that guy always drops upgrade.
The twinkling tight knight replacement enemies always drop upgrade materials in the rando.
just random which ones you get.
Yes, we need more health.
You could kill this Gargoyle.
I think it's only like 2,000 souls or something, but better than nothing.
Aw, bullshit, you hit me with that.
Oh my god, I almost just died
So, all of the unique enemy spawns in DS1 are random between a pool of other elite enemies,
Oh, a robe. Alright, I'm going to buy that. I think we might be able to light roll now.
No, not quite. It's close. Actually, wait, there's a catalyst here. Tony's shutting
down blue point. Oh, damn. Uh, yeah, I think this is worth buying, because now I can light
roll. Wait, no? Oh my god, I'm actually surprised. I guess this thing, well, it's close. I guess
I should have checked.
I just need like two endurance level ups.
That's not that bad.
They're actually not even.
I just need one.
Yeah, I'm only 0.1 off.
Alright, well this is good.
I just really don't have that much health, which is kind of concerning.
I really need to get more health.
Yeah, I should have kindled the bonfire.
Nice, there's a f***ing vagrant.
well
that's gonna kill
this fucking bullshit
of
guy
It's so scary.
Okay, I think we can go up now.
Shouldn't really be anybody else left up here.
We have Homeward Bones.
Oh, okay, I probably need to kill that skeleton.
I don't trust that guy.
well hopefully this is an easy boss
I'm not gonna get out of here.
Oh, it's fucking Gwynne, bro.
Fuck off.
Oh, that's great.
Oh my god.
Okay, um, that's cool.
Hmm.
I guess we're going down to Kuala Lumpur.
I was kind of, I don't know, I'm kind of, like maybe I should have just tried to kill
Gwen because you, you can kill Gwen without a shield.
You just have to, you just have to, you parry his like, jump attack with your left hand.
With like, the bear left hand.
But yeah, if you fuck up a parry, you're basically done.
I mean, honestly, parrying his jump attack is really not that hard, so...
How do you deal with the fast attack?
Well, you don't.
You just...
the strat is, you bait his jump attack, parry him, repost, and then you run away from him
while he's getting up, and you like, keep baiting the jump attack over and over again.
I'm pretty sure it's consistent to do that.
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of risky.
I mean, pairing him with the shield is,
you know, risky as well, though.
Like, if you miss your parry,
he could definitely still kill you really, really fast.
I probably shouldn't have tried to kill him there, honestly.
I can premise on him with this firehander to him.
Oh really.
I wasn't aware of that.
Yeah, you just have to kill Lotrik in the cell.
Because you can open Lawtrick's cell with the master key, right?
So you seem to make sure to actually kill him.
He's got to kill Lawtrick before you kill the guards.
is grab a tonic and run around the back seven you can't backstab Gwyndolin. Oh is that Priscilla?
I'm fucked.
Oh maybe Gwyndolin.
Gwyndolin is going to be horrible as well though.
dude she's gonna kill me in one head
like she will one shot me but I mean where else can I fucking go dude I can
go do sif I guess
It's not even being a coward as she's like, she doesn't leave footsteps in the arena
and if she hits, if she, she's going to one shot me, it's not, it's not like, like, oh
she might one shot me. She fucking will one shot me.
Honestly,
I'm just gonna go to Sif.
I'm gonna go to Sif and I'll talk to Shiva, I guess.
I mean, if we kill Sif, that's 40,000 souls, which is quite good.
When will I speedrun again?
I mean, I plan on speedrunning Resonable 9, so probably them.
I forgot.
I forgot to get to the depths.
I don't think so.
Did I play the Elden Ring Nightmare Rando?
No.
Probably play that at some point down the line, but that mod takes fucking forever.
If I started that mod right now, I would need to play it like eight hours a day until Resident
Evil 9 came out to finish it.
Which I don't really want to do.
Not right now, anyways.
Oh, it won't finish this one either in time.
Yeah, but this is kind of different when it's perma-death.
of
the
the night around it takes like 50 hours to finish
of
the
the
the
the
Thank you for the fight, Hans.
Who's next, Lannis? I fucking hope not.
The thing is, I'm still really low level on level 18.
If I get a DLC boss, they're probably going to one-shot me because my physical defense
This is really, really low.
I guess I should just do Sif first and then I can go to Shiva.
Makes more sense, I think.
Any plans to try Mugenics? No, I don't really think so.
What about Convergence?
I played Convergence.
The fun mod.
I'm excited for updates and stuff.
Is that Super Warmstein or L&S?
Oh, that looks so cursed.
Oh, it's a big one.
Oh, this is easy.
I'd say as I get smashed, I just got greedy.
I don't know if that attack actually hits you.
I just gotta be careful for the buff slam.
And his hitbox for that is so bad, thankfully.
All right, Dark Moon Saean's ready.
Well, that's 40,000 souls, so we can finally get some level ups now.
We'll go unlock Shiva.
I think maybe we just pump health as much as we can and then we go back to Priscilla.
Probably.
We can also- where is- where is Shiva?
in blight town i actually
don't know
now at the bottom of the wheel
well actually should
this could be bad though
I mean, we might lose our weapon here, Chav.
Right.
Actually, wait, can we join the Covenant and not...
...until...
...until...
We don't actually have to get the Covenant item.
That's good.
It's not worth the risk.
I don't know, I kind of want to try Gwyn with the left-handed parry strat.
I don't know how to do it though, but I mean I don't think it's that complicated, right?
I mean, we could go to the Undead Merchant.
Maybe we'll go clear our way to the Undead Merchant and see what he has.
He might have unlimited Twinklies, in which case we could upgrade our weapon to plus 5,
Which would be really nice, I guess.
There are some variations on what he can do after you move away from him.
He doesn't just loop jump attack every time.
Yeah, I see.
So, that's kind of what I was worried about.
So I'm going to go rumored to be closing down Blue Point.
Yeah.
People were saying that earlier.
Okay, why do I feel like the dragon butt's gonna like fucking butt slam from up above
just fucking destroy both of us. Surely not. He would never do that.
Let's have tight night shards.
Oh shit!
I'm gonna buy a few of these. They're expensive, but I don't really want to go back up.
I wanted to go to the female undead merchant, but I don't really want to anymore.
Does not have a shield though.
I kind of need to go to the female undead merchant.
Alright, let's just take a look.
the dragon buff fell? I don't see him anymore. Where did Pitchfork go?
There's a cat down there. That's awful. Although I guess you could probably get him stuck on
the doorway and there's a fucking egg guy. Surely there's not gonna be a fucking red
phantom enemy down here again that instantly kills me right well that's
not good
and I can't even get back up.
This is fucked.
of
He is fucking baiting me.
Going through here is really nice.
Going through this area is... sorry.
It's really nice.
because you get you can open the the shortcut
yeah we actually should go back and save griggs I haven't been doing that but
I definitely should all right what do we got some cheap bones yes please fire
Firebombs, Twinkalies.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
That is so good.
Does she have a shield too?
Oh, and the crest shield.
Oh my god.
All right, we're in fucking business.
Let's go.
We need to level up our endurance one point, but that's okay.
Is there any cheap arrows?
Other arrows, I guess.
Oh, yeah, I gotta open the shortcut.
Well, damn.
of
the house was cheap tight night
three grigs. Dude, yeah, she is fucking stacked. Tight
Night twinklies, fire bombs, bones.
He's got it all.
I'm like, way too scared of this guy.
Actually, wait, I could probably just block him, right?
I just, I know that that, like, if you start getting hit by their four-hit combo,
it can just fold to dead you so fast.
of
this is such a fun enemy
I might just teleport out, dude.
I'm just going to leave.
I'm going to have any heals left.
Oh wait, I need one endurance.
Oh my god, what am I doing?
Uhhhhhh...
Come again?
I
I miss the Lord Vessel so much.
Actually no, we've killed...
We've killed two bosses. I killed Sif. I forgot to increase it though.
Uh, alright.
I think I'm going to go plus three and then get, I like I would prefer to be able to live
roll.
Plus three will be good enough for Gwen.
We can get plus five after.
It isn't for silly easier, I would rather do Gargoyle's first.
this isn't going to be a kick-ass throw, right?
I don't know, like I wanted to kill everybody but I was honestly so many of enemies dropped
down I figured it would be okay
of
of
I'm not sure what I messed up, like, did I parry?
I don't know if I parried too early there.
We, we almost fucking died there just now, like, I probably should have, honestly.
I thought he was gonna kill me there when I failed that parry.
What's your knife? I guess light robe as well?
Nothing great.
Alright.
Plus 5 fucking black knights, or that is... that is strong.
Yeah, I wonder why they decided to shut down blue point.
of
of
the
and
some of them make a live service in
Well, what have we here?
Yeah, I'll try to talk to Shiva.
Look at that fucking damage!
Bro!
This guy wasn't there the last time.
We might have to- I don't know, guys.
We could do fast blight town drop, I guess.
I'm afraid he's going to send me flying off the rafters with this collision.
Maybe I can just hit him.
I was not here the last time.
Is this like a gre- am I getting like, Grave Lorded or something?
Maybe he just fell last time? I have no idea what's going on.
Why was he so weak? Because my weapon is fucking plus five.
Plus five black knight weapon.
Oh, yeah, Shiva.
Alright.
I said I was going to check and then I go.
Also I should have bought...
about more purple moss
Ooh, solo Priscilla.
I don't want to wait for the poison to run out.
I mean, I don't want...
The greedy person in me doesn't want to, but...
I'm gonna do the hob strat.
Haha, die.
Hob always just waits out the poison here.
I don't know how much...
I don't know how much damage...
Oh man, you know, did anybody sell throwing knives? I guess we could throw some bombs at her.
Yeah, I mean, this is the first time I've done it as well.
I'm just... I'm just afraid, dude. Priscilla does way too much damage. It's actually, like, kind of absurd.
Where is she?
There she is.
That's fine. We do so much damage.
What?
That's a good thing we didn't lose our weapon.
So gameplay, I was probably using a bit too many bombs than I needed some.
Didn't do too much damage.
I do think she would have one shot me if I tried to fight her earlier, though.
We've done gargoyles, quailag, asylum, and sif currently.
this is fine. I'll kill this guy. I'm pretty sure I could have had it more than that I
I think I'll just one head at that.
All right, well, I think that weapon's in DS 1.
Yeah, they're pretty good.
Pretty decent.
Alright. Well, I guess we'll go back.
Go for fire sage, you can't even do fire sage, there's a golden fog gate.
We should probably just pump.
We should probably get to like 35 health or something.
I mean, it's not like we need damage right now at all.
we can already white roll.
Well, I guess we can go to Sennsvortrus.
What about Stray Demon?
I mean we could do Stray Demon.
I just wish you said that 45 seconds ago.
I mean Stray is not a bad idea.
Put a 15 out of this, I can't.
Honestly, it's, you know, it's fine, though.
We could go, we could go do Stray, I guess.
I mean, I'm kinda scared of Stray, potentially.
The scariest part about Stray is dropping into the fucking arena.
marching under the bridge. I mean we don't really even need anything from merchants at
this point. Although I guess the only thing that would be nice is some green blossoms.
Also we can level up a bit more. I guess we can wait.
of
I guess we can go see what it is first.
Oh, that's... okay.
I don't know, you say baby seed, but it's like, I would, the more, like you don't want,
you don't really want to get easy bosses in like, big arenas.
I would rather this honestly be like a fucking DLC boss or play lag or something.
Oh, come on dude, I, oh he's really confused.
Yeah, maybe Sald.
In 35 HP, you should be fine.
I could go for 40, I don't know.
I feel like I need to start going Strength, Dex, and Endurance now.
Another Dragonbutt.
enjoy
I'll just wait for one more cycle, though.
I guess we're just going to go straight to Iron Golem.
We can check the merchant up here, too.
Breath.
What an idiot.
Dude, imagine if the enemy that threw the black fire bombs, like the giant ones here,
could be randomized.
The actual, that would be so fucking bullshit.
Thank goodness, that's not a thing.
great shield. It's more arrows, ring of sacrifice. It's got some light equipment though. Light
helm, gloves, chest piece, and pants. Basically a full equipment set. Yeah. That's really good.
and some poison daggers.
Oh yeah, yeah, sure.
There you go, another brick.
out of chaos. Which seems kind of scary actually.
Well, hopefully he's not. You think I can destroy his...
of
of
Now we have a library now, that was a different run.
Well, shit, we're heavy now, but we can go back to the merchant and buy some light stuff.
of
the
There's light pants though as well right on this are they really expensive no
Maybe we should have just stuck to midroll and kept that armor for later. I don't I don't know
Like, this is great and all, we've killed a bunch of bosses, but we still, you know,
we've still just barely made any progress in terms of, like, actually getting the stuff
we need.
He's like, this run is so much more than just killing all the bosses.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely more important to...
I do think the best strategy is to just get a good weapon and then kill a bunch of bosses
because that's the best way to get souls, like guaranteed.
Why is there a Hydra down there?
I mean, we do a ton of damage at least.
Hey, Frag, thank you for the three months.
The thing is, for everybody who's like, you need to level up endurance.
Endurance doesn't do fucking anything for you if you can't use the weapon that you've
had.
Like, the most important thing in this rando is obviously, first off, not dying, and secondly,
being able to fucking use the weapon that you have.
Oh my god, that's kind of scary, I don't like that.
Hmm. Hmm.
that was good at least
And I hit its body, yeah, but if you get close to him, it's like, camera boss.
I had a Ferrari 9, me too, man.
Me too.
this isn't so bad
Other Hydra? Wait, there's not two, is there? I didn't actually see what the other unique
enemy was.
Well, I upload my RE9 playthrough.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, I upload my RE marathon.
I mean, it'll be on my VODs channel, I guess, but I don't think I'm going to play all of
all of the Resident Evil games before 9.
I'm probably just going to play the ones I feel like playing.
out of match imagine actually being able to fucking kill this guy it's crazy
I had that, that was the good combo
I can actually stagger him.
Crazy.
Do RE5 co-op with someone?
Yeah, I'd be down to do RE5 again.
I actually like Resident Evil 5.
I know a lot of people are kind of mixed opinion about it,
but I think it's a fun game.
of
row, god,
just go, just go
oh god
Sub 15, Zip Run? Yeah, that's not really that hard. That is not that bad.
Yeah, we should candle.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, the Lord vessel could be anywhere.
I don't even know that like we have a really good weapon and you know we're
killing a good amount of bosses we getting the Lord Vessel early on is I
think that was Quailag it's so important that the Lord Vessel is just the
most important item it saves you hours
Where do I have to look for the Lord Vessel fucking everywhere?
All right, just give it to me what's it going to be?
Oh.
my revenge.
Now let me hit you.
That's the slowest R2 I've ever seen in my life.
What the fuck?
see the thing is chat like we've had a lot of easy bosses which means all of the DLC bosses are
still left and we still have fucking Capra arena dude there's probably man us in Capra arena or
or fucking Calamity or some bullshit.
All right, Chad, hold on.
I gotta be right back.
All right, I'm back
The music here is kind of nice.
We should probably kill her to despawn the enemies here, honestly.
We might lose our weapon.
Sorry.
Oh wait, the cutscene didn't trigger.
I guess I got too far away.
Oh wait, oh there we go.
Why did I get a Soul of a Proud Knight?
Uh, alright.
I kinda wanna get...
...more strength, cause there- I dunno, there's like a lot of weapons that have really high strength requirements.
A lot of them are really good too.
I mean, I could get a little bit more endurance.
Yeah, like 27 strength is good, so I could use the dragon tooth and the...
Not sure what else, actually, but there's definitely a few, like, high-strength weapons.
I
I must do these invaders give, actually.
5,000, that's not bad.
which
open the door
sure
not sure it really matters, I guess I will
uh... okay
I mean
We kind of need to start...
...blooting stuff.
There's four bosses available, yeah, but I mean, it's just, we need the Lord Vessel.
Is it really worth running all the way back to Firelink Shrine to kill Capra with this
weapon?
So I have to come all the way back here again just to fucking loot the place?
I don't know.
Well, there's an enchanted... oh my god.
That's crazy.
I don't think we should grab the fap ring yet though.
We get if we get the fabric it's gonna overwrite the havels anyways, so we
probably wait
of
I really, I really don't know what the best move here is.
I mean this weapon is great, but like we need to loot stuff.
The thing is though, if there is a DLC boss in Capra's arena, obviously this is like we
probably have the best choice of weapon right now to do it.
But I guess her level is still kind of low, because the thing is, chat, every time you
level up, you get more defense.
You get like fizz, magic, flame, lightning, defense, right?
With every level up.
So even if I don't have more HP, even if I don't have more HP, I am still tankier.
The later I do it in the run.
Yeah, let's go try to kill Gwyndolin, I guess.
Saga Bomb Humanity.
Let's see how much defense this gives us.
Two.
I mean, I guess every little bit counts.
Ah, does it, like, I guess I should be popping him in a bit more.
Not bad.
It's all 10, it's really good.
Save them for healing.
Nah.
I would just rather have the survivability.
Not really that worried about healing.
Humanities are really fucking sus to use.
I do PvP on 99 soft, Mandy.
Yeah, how'd you get all those, hmm?
I guess I should buy humanities from all the merchants when I see them though, because
Because I actually kind of forgot how, I mean, I don't know how the scaling of it works.
Because I think once you start getting too much humanity, it stops being as effective.
First thou offended the godmother, and now thou see fit to trample upon the true of the great lord.
I am the dark sun, Winderland. Let the atrooed look at thy elegance commence.
Nice roll.
Oh, yeah, we did fight sanctuary guardian, didn't we?
about that. Yeah, I'm still getting a lot of damage from the scaling. Um, I don't
Well.
Well, you can pick stuff.
You have Crystal Hobbard.
Yeah, the Crystal Hobbard's good, but it's not nearly as good as my current weapon.
I don't know, I'm just kind of worried about Capra.
Do I really want to go all the way back though?
we don't even have the cage key kind of sucks
Yeah, I guess we go check Butterfly and Capra, I don't really want to, to be honest, but
But I guess it's fine, because we have to loot all of Sen's anyways, so it's not that
big of a deal on the grand scheme of things, I guess, because we're going to have to loot
all of Sen's and come back here and loot all of Anor Londo, so it's just a few extra
minutes.
Do pinwheel as well.
Yeah.
could
of
I don't know.
How about that?
And he set off this.
I feel like there's a faster way for me to get down.
Oh I guess we could, well, we could free Logan.
There's not really much of a point though.
I don't really want to level up the int.
There's an elevator, yeah.
We don't have the key for it though.
of
that
Looting time? No. We're gonna go to Capra. Oh yeah, I forgot. I wanted to check. I'm
I'm too late now
Did I have a sword?
Yeah, I want to check butterfly. I need to try I need to buy like humanity is actually pretty important for defense and I'm
Don't kind of dumb for not realizing it sooner. Oh, I guess we can get some toxic stuff
torus yet
I think it's 26.
We're so strong.
You know, I'm surprised we haven't lost this weapon yet.
I'm killing a boss.
Alright, what kind of bullshit is here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I needed to just hit him, because if I hit him, he was gonna go back and buff.
But I also needed to heal.
But I can't heal, because I can't get past him.
I'm gonna go try to fight him again.
Hit him, why hesitate?
Because I wanted to heal, because I was fucking low HP.
That fight is 100% doable, you just...
You just really can't, you just really can't mess up.
I mean we are strong, but when we're pinned against a corner with the DLC boss that gives
you zero time to heal.
That's so annoying that he's just slightly too big.
The fact that you can't get past him at all is so fucked up, but I should have attacked
him because if I attack him, we can force him to roll away.
Well we don't really want him to buff up, but we needed to force the buff.
I don't know, this is genuinely seems like a fight where if you, like you just have to,
you have to do this like no head basically, you can't really, and you don't really want
to go past him.
I love not being able to fucking ask this.
I wanna practice this for a little bit.
I think that this is definitely doable, but you have to be so careful and if he pushes you against the wall too much, it's actually just over.
I tried chat, I mean, I don't know, this is just, getting Artorius there is so dangerous.
I mean, it is doable.
You know what, I also want to see, I want to test something as well.
Can't I block him with shield?
Yeah, I mean, I cut, yeah, maybe I should have, maybe I should have blocked him with
the shield, but I, I don't know, I'm just not, I'm not used to fucking fighting Artorias
on a tiny fucking bridge.
I can fight Artorias, but this is totally different.
I want to see how much defense do I get.
Is it still 172?
I mean, yeah, you get defense like all the way.
Damn, that's crazy.
I want to see how much this 99 humanity helps.
I actually had no idea that humanity was so strong for defense.
I guess it's never really like occurred, never really been that important.
Every humanity counts like an extra level.
Yeah, that's actually insane.
Like getting- buying every single humanity you see is pretty important, though.
Check where the Lord Bustle was, yeah, I could.
Like, I can't even fucking go for that.
I guess if my positioning was better.
Yeah, blocking him kinda sucks ass too.
The thing is, if I do enough damage, she's gonna start buffing, just get something to
go back.
See, like, I can't even punish that move.
How much damage we still have.
I would have gotten a fucking dark solar tracer here as well.
Yeah, I mean it's doable.
That is fucking terrifying though.
I was actually able to get past him...
I was actually able to get past him at the corner here
or at the end of the bridge.
I don't know if... I don't know what allowed me to get past him. Maybe it was
baiting out like the overhead attack makes this hitbox slightly smaller?
That is scary as fuck though.
It's definitely doable, but yeah, very scary.
But in Elizabeth Mushroom not giving you enough regen to make it through, Elizabeth Mushroom
would be insanely good in this for sure.
Also like having a humanity here would actually be potentially useful.
Yeah, Quailag there is really fucking bad too.
Getting Manus here is even more fucked.
Yeah, I can't even imagine.
Ah, the Crestcue's here.
Alright, let's see, let's check.
I don't even know which verandah seed this was.
Let's see, where was the Lord Vessel?
Finally, hold on, I'm going to go check. I'm curious if this is the spot.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, which f**king bonfire is this?
I
of
Yeah, I probably that probably would have been like the last item that I grabbed. I really
don't like going down to the catacombs. Check Capra. I don't know, man. Whatever. I am moving
past that run. It was a good run. Artorias in that spot was really brutal though. If
I played better we could have got him, but I just kind of panicked. Some of these situations
are just so so scary.
Our toilet just.
I'm not used to staying right next to Artorias.
For so long.
Yeah, there was time to bone out.
I think it's just hard to know in the heat of the moment what to do.
Yeah, I got cornered and I couldn't get past him.
I just I just kind of started panicking.
Because I was like, I had such little space to work with.
Because the easiest the easiest way to heal against our Toreus is to like outspace him.
When he when he does that slow horizontal move, if you just like outspace it.
You get a pretty big healing window.
I feel like it's so hard to heal if you're if you stay right next to me,
it's just never going to let you heal.
I'm a hungry, can you get like a snack or something?
You
Deepest
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm just going to go back to the game.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm just going to go back to the game.
the key items in this game, or the key items in the randomizer have logic.
I wish we could play the whole game of this song.
It was a comfy song.
I'm gonna get some more water.
I don't know, we could start another run.
Maybe we should do some like Resident Evil instead though.
I'm not sure. I'm gonna go get some water first though.
.
.
.
.
.
All righty, I'm back.
I'm already kind of fat though.
Didn't check all classes.
Honestly man, most of the classes in this rando kind of suck.
The problem is the stats spread, right?
Bring like seven to eight more useful stats.
It makes such a big difference.
Deprived is the best one?
No.
Deprived has...
The problem with Deprived is it has 11 into 11 faith and 11 attunement, which is seven
wasted stats compared to this class.
Not scared of you.
Hunter is okay. Hunter still has like two points of wasted stats, I think. Yeah, it's
It's not as bad as some of others.
My opinion on Roblox? I don't have an opinion on Roblox.
Oh, a cult club is good.
I don't care man. I want a fucking loot. I don't care. Fuck it.
I don't know dude, it just feels bad to run around and kill bosses for like, too...
It's like I want to loot, but also kill bosses, but it's too hard.
of
I'm giving me good weapons game dude.
I just want to loot!
I don't know if that's all.
probably use this weapon I just want to pick the stuff up man
My loot goblin tendencies just cannot fucking handle it, I just...
I mean, we could fix our armor at André.
Yeah, and that's the thing, right, is like, I want, when I get a good weapon, I want to
keep it, but at the same time, if I... I'm not gonna find the Lord Vessel. I'm not gonna
find the Lord Vessel unless I loot. And the Lord Vessel just makes everything so much better.
Oh
Are Ss for the ones where I got good weapons and killed bosses?
Yeah, I know.
But at the same time, you save yourself so much time
by not having to run back through the area and loot it all again.
But it is definitely a lot riskier.
It's hard to be patient, man.
Hmm, we don't have any souls from the merchants, but we do have bones, so...
why am I fat rolling? oh my god oh god I'm dead
I would not.
Oh joy.
This is not really what I wanted to have.
I'm going to pass this guy, I think.
Everything's fine.
More heads, one more jump, nice.
I
I'm head slammed dude.
Stop fucking jumping.
I'm really enjoying...
...smallly the same. Why does that do damage to me?
Don't die, I'm trying not to!
Oh, yeah, sorry, my music is still at 10.
I forgot I did that before.
Lighter helmet. I don't think it's lighter by much, though.
We got one more endurance level up. We can midroll.
Yeah, we're on midroll now. It's good.
all right we're going to sif and we'll act I mean I think what we did in the last run
was good like we did sif mate I mean we could check butterfly before we go to sif just to
see what it is and I don't know if that's a good idea.
of
Oh, maybe sick if you could get to the Hydra area from Butterfly.
That'd be so nice.
of
the
Argalo.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I'm going to sit for the souls, and so I can unlock Shiva, Shava later.
Does this up... does this weapon I have upgraded, by the way, or is it...?
It's kind of crazy how low the stat requirements are for this weapon.
Dragon scales, oh it's 10,000 each then.
Good to know though.
Isn't it 20k?
Does this weapon cost 20k?
I mean most...
From what I know, dragon scales are 10,000 feet.
Okay, done.
Next, thank you for the subs, guys.
Why do they make dragging weapons so fucking expensive to upgrade anyways?
Like twinkling tightnights are only two thousand.
Those weapons are fucking broken, you should.
I want to go the other way.
They don't have stats scaling?
But do all of them? I mean, the dragon tooth has stats scaling now?
of
and
of
We're making good pace on this run though.
to see. I mean if I'm quick with killing the bosses and getting into the areas then I guess
it's not too bad rushing the bosses.
of
That was just...
Ooh!
That was funny.
And here.
Oh
By a few more bones from this guy
All right, we are gonna go down to Quailag now.
I think that's probably the play or maybe we...
All right, maybe we kill Lawtric and then we go see what Capra is and do the Undead
merchant and maybe also freak rigs.
Hmm.
What enemies do we have here?
I'm so close.
That's great.
Did I rest at the firelink bonfire?
Oh my.
Where did this guy fucking come from?
of
the
the
Firebombs, tight knight.
It's got a sh- always got Black Knight, great sword, that's good. Hornet ring.
Okay.
How did he have humanity?
Oh, and a divine blessing.
Two divine blessings.
Thank you, chug.
of
I was ready this time for the fucking brave lord, at least.
I
There's a blow dark on there
Alright, if we get a gig of shit boss here, I'm just gonna quit out, cuz I really don't
wanna fucking run back through this shit.
Oh, I'm not bad.
That's good.
Nice.
I can mollusk the tiny web.
The dogs are tied to the arena.
I'm not, um, tied to the, uh, sorry, they're not tied to the arena, they're tied to the
boss.
meant to say all right, chill, dude.
Relax. I'm sorry.
and
Oh infinite Twinkly's again.
Dragon Greatsword.
And we do have a Black Knight Greatsword.
We have a Black Knight Greatsword at Thumbdead Merchant and so I knew we could get it to
plus five.
I don't know if it's worth... I don't think it's worth doing that yet though.
I mean, our crane weapon is good enough.
I'm gonna go try to free Griggs.
Does Griggs have an int requirement or is it just Logan?
Or is Griggs int requirement lower?
Is it 10?
of
death
of
of
the way that I have the fucking residents key
Oops
of
the
That's kinda sad hearing about Blue Point.
I haven't heard anybody say anything bad about the Shire of the Clown.
Colossus Remake to be fair, there's been people that are vocal about demon souls though.
Didn't I shit on it because of the forest?
I never shit on their game.
The forest is annoying in the speedrun.
That's all I ever said.
by a place so that game is terrible.
Oh, come on, Beth.
I think I bought some purples.
Oh no, I just bought...
I should have bought more of those.
I thought I did.
More dragon-scaled, bottomless box, I guess we'll buy that.
Oh, yes, the Calamity Ring.
Oh, that's great.
I don't know if it's necessarily the art direction.
just they did change a lot like they did change quite a few character models
compared to the original which wasn't really necessary but again I don't I
don't hate Demon's Souls remake or anything because of that
Artie.
of
the
What are you fucking doing dude?
from killing all these bosses. It's more defense. The humanity strat.
Uh, yeah, I played through Nioh 3.
It was a good game.
I had fun with it, but...
I have moved on.
Hope to you.
What's up, Kyle?
I'm waiting for besides are nine
I don't think so.
I'm definitely going to kill him.
Some of his attacks are just... oh.
I shouldn't have been able to heal that. Maybe I still could have.
I don't know if he can follow that move up or not.
I don't know how I can pull that though.
And it is just so hard to punish him unless he does the right move.
Oh fuck.
I don't think I, I didn't realize he was doing fast enough.
He's gonna do a lot of fucking damage now.
Oh, he loses this, but his buff is just temporary, right?
I don't remember correctly.
Goddamnit.
of
the
All right, let's get out of here I guess.
items. Nah, I guess we're just gonna go to fucking Sends.
Seven bosses in an hour isn't bad.
We've been pretty lucky with the bosses that we got though.
of
Oh my god, that could have been really bad
He doesn't even give a shit
Oh my god, what is that? Oh? Oh? Oh?
Actually a snake enemy here, that's kind of funny.
run away from the guys with you childbirth yeah I didn't think you would actually
attacking there to be honest.
of
the
fact that
Kind of...
Oh, my God.
That could have been bad.
This is horrible.
Like he's going to kill me his tail there is going to knock me off or his wing
I actually don't know what I can even do
I think we might have to bait the lightning attack and then run.
Oh my god. My god.
That is not okay.
Oh, so much soul.
I'm limited large too.
Nice.
Whip, Blacksmith Hammer, Butcher Knife, Slumbering, oh, Slumbering Dragoncrest is good.
Come on, make fun of me.
At 2,000 for blackfire bombs, no, thanks might buy one
Just simply in case I need to kill a fucking egg
Level 45.
Not bad.
There's a fucking rock-thrower up there.
Here.
Oh, why, fucking manastude.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I mean, we can kill him.
It's just gonna take forever.
It should be doable.
Is that fucking rock guy making his way back to me?
I think it's fine. I'll bear it back.
Okay, no I'm not! Bro, what the fuck!
I literally, as I'm leaving my fucking room, I hear the enemy, dude.
Okay, I'll be right back.
All right, here we go.
I just can't let this get you dude.
Fuck off man, oh my god, I should have went down the bridge.
Fuck!
Ugh, game's too hard.
I didn't think I was that fucking close, dude.
another god seed wasted bro that bite is fucking bullshit if he does the wombo combo
I don't know I mean so many of these deaths are just like
The arena is the fucking boss the true boss
Not the fucking boss itself the fucking arena
This fucking arena sucks ass dude. It's so bad. There's so many terrible fights here
isn't that the point? Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, it's a randomizer. You get, you sometimes
get a shitty boss in a shitty arena. Doesn't mean I can't say it's shitty.
Ah, Kweleg here is horrible.
I just, I didn't, I didn't want to pin myself.
I didn't want to go on the, the like thin part of the arena, but I probably should have.
There's just, there's not enough space in the center to avoid his, his, like his uh,
wombo combo.
To practice quit outs.
I mean, I'm not, if, if, I mean, I just spammed quit out.
We probably would have already been done with this fucking challenge.
It's like, oh, there's a bunch of enemies that are about to pin me in a corner.
Let me just quit out.
I use quit outs if it's to save time, and I don't mean save time by preventing my run
from dying, but...
There's a few situations where quitting out is fine, but yeah, for the most part, but
now it's really not allowed.
run down the drain, such as the life of a Dark Souls 1 rando permadeath streamer.
Hold on, I'll be back in a sec. I'm gonna go grab a snack.
He believed in me.
I believed in myself.
And then I got fucking wombo combo'd up a cliff.
And now I'm back to the fucking start.
And some of the bosses that you can get in this rando are truly just devious.
Like, I feel like one of the most important things genuinely for this rando is getting
a good boss in the quailag arena.
The new R YouTuber does edit out the parts you die and claim you did it without dying.
Are you talking about the, what's his name, Zero or whatever?
Hey.
Are you talking about somebody else?
He's legit, I think it's another one now, okay.
It always kind of bothers me when somebody claims like permadeath, but then, I mean,
I shouldn't say it bothers me, but I am slightly sus when somebody posts like a challenge,
but they don't post the full VOD, like the unedited footage.
Cause it's like, okay, like you did a permadeth, but like, did you actually?
berserker plus with a basic default pistol no healing he gets the most insane
party says it was easy and shows none of
amazing
maybe maybe we'll just stay maybe we'll just sit here chat just enjoy the music
Yeah. Yeah, that's cringe trance.
But that's the thing, right? Like, I mean, if you're posting a heavily edited video, it's
like how...
There's just no way to know if they actually did it legit.
Yimfa's videos are edited and I believe his channel runs.
Yeah, but Yimfa doesn't like...
I mean he's not...
Yimpa does like permadeath.
of
The new RE content has described the story in show-it-tiny-bit of gameplay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I noticed that.
Alright, I watched one of those, the, I watched one of Zero's videos on like one of his Resonable
Permadeath challenges, but it was like so heavily edited, I was like, I don't know, I would
I'd rather just see the full thing, you know what I mean?
Weirdly enough.
It was too edited for me.
Yeah, that's true, Trance.
I mean, I'm not saying that the zero guy is like, sus or anything.
I'm just saying that I...
I would rather see, like...
I don't know, the video was just... oh, that's a good weapon.
And we're bommos you what I mean yeah it's not very good at describing what I mean but
This video was just so heavily edited, it didn't even feel like gameplay anymore.
I guess it's the best way I would describe it.
Ooh, soul of menace!
What's up, Kyle?
Dragon tooth?
I wouldn't trust an edited speedrun with the full VOD.
I'm not sure what you're asking exactly.
What is going on?
I just found three fucking embers.
Stop man.
looks fun even if it's brutally unfair yeah it's fun it's it's also there's some
aspects of this that I would probably prefer to change honestly I think the
biggest thing is I feel like the weapons Smith box should just be should be like
guaranteed from somewhere like from the Andre I guess the weapons
Yeah, so for those who don't know what I'm talking about, there's an item in this game
that's called the Weaponsmith Box.
You get it from Andre, normally, in the base game, or the vanilla game, and it lets you
upgrade your weapon at bonfire.
And I feel like part of the reason why doing all the bosses in a row is like the best strat
is because it's such a pain, because if you start looting shit and you get a weapon, like
Like a plus zero, I mean you can get a long sword for example, but it's gonna be fucking
terrible unless you upgrade it.
So just, it's really tedious having to like go to a blacksmith every time you want to
upgrade a weapon.
But it is part of the challenge, so this is what it is.
Am I talking to you?
I don't know, my fucking chat.
like, Resonable Challenge runs, but Trance is talking about somebody else, just to clarify.
Holy dragon buff.
Under the tail.
I can't wait for that guy to make videos on Resident Evil 9 and have people in my YouTube
chat telling me about it.
World's first no damage resident evil nine runs spliced with 500 hits but nobody realizes
because
I don't know. Apparently there's some resenable streamer who like
is splicing his runs.
I don't even know who who trance is talking about salad, but I don't really want to know.
They keep chill.
Talking about the Zero Guy now, apparently there's somebody else.
When trance brought it up I thought about the zero guy first off, but...
from Tino.
Yeah, Trance, I mean, the thing is, if a video is well edited, you're not really ever gonna...
Like that, that's the thing, if somebody...
The worst part about speedrunning is that if somebody actually knows what they're doing
and knows all like the intricacies of the game
and they splice a video perfectly nobody's gonna know
I mean, people
people who are super knowledgeable or like have a ton of time in the game
might be able to tell
but
there isn't
there's not really going to be like concrete proof
Maybe all my runs are fake, yeah, maybe twice stream them all.
Do it live.
I mean, I think that Zero guy is legit as well, but it's also, it's also sus to me,
Why if you're if you're doing such a hard challenge, why not just upload the proof that you actually did it?
I guess nobody fucking cares except the people who
Also play the game
Like somebody who's just like all this sounds interesting and they watch the video they're not gonna they're not gonna give a shit
Oh, I don't know, Ann.
I don't know.
Anyways, let's stop talking about drama and just move on from the subject.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again, not again.
Oh, oh, oh!
I forgot about this.
Dude, let me sit at the fucking bonfire.
Alright, you know what?
I'm just quitting out, because I could Deagra this guy if I run all the way to the fucking...
I don't care, Chad, fucking sue me, I don't care.
I'm not fucking... I'm so impatient, I just don't want to fucking wait for this piece of shit.
Oh, I'm limited large.
Old tracer.
Put out now what's to stop you from putting out to prevent dying.
I don't know, my integrity.
had me trapped. It was all over.
This area is great, Lord Hidden.
Hey, Jewel.
and
think we go work our way up this way
that was kind of scary
I got I can light roll is actually good
I think we're going to go focus getting these two merchants because if we get that we're
They're most likely going to be able to buy infinite Titanite shards from one of these
merchants.
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Dude, why is the range of that so good?
of
of
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Firekeeper Soul?
Night Nights I think?
Hmm
Hmm
Oh, I'm limited Twinklies as well
And the butcher knife demon great hammer looking three rings
Tide knight shards are fucking expensive though.
Maybe the female undead merchant will have cheaper ones.
Bro, what?
Where's the fucking caster lady?
I
Oh, what the fuck
of
No fucking way!
We can go up the ladder.
Oh, this is really bad.
Did the fucking mushroom is here?
Oh my god, you're stupid.
Oh, black fire bombs.
Titanite, which can be turned into normal Titanite, so that's good. This is a hundred Titanite
like right there. And I wish that I could move an 8-Earth. I wish I could do increments
of 10. And Homeward Bones.
Does LBR do that?
Um, no.
Thought you had some, like, secret...
Thought you knew the straps or something.
But no.
Just a button, well...
Somebody have a secret to me, if that was the case.
Alright.
I think...
And I need souls to upgrade my weapon.
Oh, you're gonna have to.
Yeah, fine. I'll be nice. I'll be nice. I'll go kill the skeleton again.
You're not supposed to do that.
I'm gonna go somewhere else here.
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of
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The Dalvin Ring of Bung wheels?
I don't think so.
I've come.
expensive to upgrade it's not actually that expensive but
15
I LOVE THIS ENEMY! IT'S SO MUCH FUN!
Well, I'm gonna go fucking kill the gargoyles.
Toilet bitch!
I
You know I had a feeling the bug was prop I should have I should have just went on the elevator
I just I didn't want to ride the elevator down and back up
I knew I knew that there was a possibility that might happen.
I just I should have killed the vagrant.
I just get so impatient man.
There's only one boss in, yep.
Lord Vessel was in the Catacombs.
What about the weapons Smith box?
It was from fucking four kings.
The fuck, dude.
the covenant of Artorias was also in the catacombs.
I'm never going to fucking finish this rando chat I just so many of my deaths are just
to being impatient. It is just fucking like I just can't.
And just not...
The randomized Lord Vessel is just fucking suffering.
It really is.
No Weaponsmith box.
In the age of ancients, the world was unformed.
Shrouded by fog, a land of gray crags, arch-trees, and everlasting dragons.
But then there was fire, and was fire came disparity.
Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark.
Then from the dark they came, and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Neato, the first of the day.
The witch of Izerly, and the daughters of Chaos.
Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his fateful knights, and the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of lords, they challenge the dragons.
Green moon's mighty bones, healed upon his concerns.
The riches ruined both lives of his life.
You told me that I have had death and disease.
And see the scales, the changes in him, and the dragons were no more.
Thus began the Age of Fire.
But soon the flames will fade, and only dark will remain.
Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless lights.
And amongst the living are seen...
...carriers of the accursed dawn sign.
the
I know we're gonna try something different this round chat
We're going undead Berg first straight into Berg
How about Catacombs first?
Sounds fun.
Upping my bat then.
all right it's all good
Alright, first boss down.
Ring of Fog.
Alright.
I'm sticking to my word.
That one's right there.
Oh, God.
Dragonbutt, I swear to god, come fucking fall up the cliff, dude!
I don't care.
Not scared.
scared of any of you.
We're not.
Just go go go go go go!
I almost died.
But I didn't!
Thank you, Kai.
I don't know if I should have popped these. Well, I want to buy these at least.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, that's a good one.
I asked for the father.
Time to keep trying.
Point it, bitch!
Everything's fine.
Never mind.
Hollow's blocking the way.
Now I'm stuck.
Everything's fine, just go for it.
Go for it!
I can go.
He's coming.
He's coming!
Just a butterfly, that's fine.
20 onwards, I mean they were 50 each, whatever man.
Oh look at that kick damage!
Oh god!
I think you need 34 strength with this weapon.
Oh, Crystal Harbor is expensive though, $15,000.
That's good.
These are the depths.
Eat a new lando.
Oh, not the gumbos forms.
Sumbering Dragoncrest.
Oh, oh, what?
Bra.
Don't mind me.
Just coming out and through.
i don't think i'm gonna be able to get over the sludge
going the normal way
Come on, give me a weapon.
Hiya stores, straight sword.
Yeah, if we don't get an item that fixes us here, I'll probably do that.
Oh, fucking shot dude.
Alright, it's fine.
The sword should still fix this.
Honestly, fuck both of these super heavy things.
Alright, we're back to normal.
We're still fat, but...
I mean, our level ups are decent.
getting a good amount of souls.
We also have Titanite Shards and Twinkly's.
Okay, got the worst weapon in the game, that's good.
This guy is also blocking the path to the merchant.
What if I hit him?
I'm going to fall.
oh my wait plus 10 bro I could have fucking I forgot I could have dude I
should have checked wait what is hold on I just want to see I don't even think a
plus 10 a plus 10 is just the same as basic yeah but regardless we could have
at a fucking blacksmith giant hammer if I my fucking god damn it I forgot should
just bought the catalyst and whatever it's fine
honestly I would rather not get a good weapon I genuinely just I I hate not
looting stuff it bothers me so much but I do think not looting stuff is the best
strategy. It just doesn't feel like you're actually making progress.
I mean, if we got 25 decks we could use the gold tracer.
It does upgrade with Twinklies, I think.
I don't think that's really worth it, though.
of
Oops.
No, no, no.
Oh my god, bro, I didn't even...
What the fuck, dude?
What is that damage, man?
Man, I didn't even see it. I was looking at the fucking hydra. I
Can't do these fucking vagrants are so answered. Oh my god
Especially if you're running past all those enemies. Bro, I didn't even have a weapon I could use!
In the original rando that gave you a double humanity, yeah, that would be nice.
That would be nice, wouldn't it?
be more fun with keeping upgrade levels. Yeah, I mean, keeping upgrade levels on the weapons
would be nice. For sure. The rando basically lets you get like a max upgrade twinkling
weapon though, very quickly. In a lot of cases, it isn't necessarily a bad thing. I kind of need it.
I'm- I- I don't think I can take another death to a fucking vagrant today chat.
Oh my god. I don't respect the vagrants enough. And I should because I know how much damage
they do that both of the this run and the last one both. I just I don't give enough respect
to the vagrants because the thing is, sometimes they just don't, sometimes they don't do anything.
And other times I think I'm far enough away that they're not going to spam the range attack,
but they can spam it from pretty far.
They're the least intimidating looking enemy, yeah.
The worst part about vagrants is they only drop 100 souls.
They're like completely useless to kill.
They don't really help you in any way apart from, you know, getting rid of them so you
don't die.
They never, I don't think Vigrants ever drop any items and they only give 100 souls.
Really sucks.
I'm going to lose my mind during this rando I feel like I need a I need like a break
from this soon is it worse than DS2 do you mean like difficulty wise it's definitely
Anyway, this challenge is way more frustrating than the Dark Souls 2.
I am taking fucking mental damage from the- dude, I just- I hate- I feel like I'm in
groundhog stay with this fucking this run okay back to fucking firelink time to
loot my fucking items that are all shit and make me fat oh I found a really good
weapon time to not loot anything for an hour straight
The Age of Ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crags.
Honestly dude, getting the Lord Vessel is the only thing that's going to make me actually
lock in to this run.
I mean, I guess I'll reset and just in case, um, we're seeing that message before and do
anything differently.
Oops.
never go to catacombs first I mean I can I can try but it's not going to end well
these are ending well regardless yeah well it's definitely not gonna end well
if I go to the fucking catacombs. There's so many enemies there.
The thing is, I want to loot everything, chap, but the issue with looting everything is that
you may end up in a situation where you don't have any good weapons left.
And now you have to kill a bunch of bosses.
I guess the one thing is a lot of the time a merchant will have a really good weapon.
So if a merchant has a really good weapon then it's fine.
You can just loot as much as you want and then go grab that weapon.
you're losing your mind watching this well you at least you're fucking watching I'm the
one fucking enduring it
What is most amusing here?
This boss is scaled down.
Why is my weapon so strong?
This is a good starting weapon actually as fizz and fire.
We could try to go for the, do we go for the instant burgstrap, the burgerstrap?
the
he just sent that guy
to fucking outer space
however now I'm not scared of you
I would be scared of him, but I'm two minutes, four minutes in, so it's okay.
I'm not even in my room.
Oh look, it's my favorite fucking enemy.
I'm trying to attack me.
I don't like that.
Yeah, I should probably check the...
Oh, wait, that...
Oh.
It's a ghost.
Right.
Oh, there's a great club here, that's not bad.
Archive Power Key.
You know what?
I'm just going to buy the Ring of Steel Protection.
And I'm curious how much defense it actually gives.
Oh, it's actually a fair bit.
That's not bad.
I mean, it's better than nothing.
No, I don't really...
It's weird how all the enemies go...
Like when you're down by the Undead Merchant they go down that way for some reason, not
I'm not really sure why.
I don't believe that you're stuck.
Um...
Okay, oh.
Okay.
Okay.
I can't be I should have this one footage
Nice. This is fucking so ass, dude.
I'm good at spacing and I don't think that's gonna happen.
Go down in the hole.
Thank you.
Actually wait, no we don't really want that.
Ah fuck it, I'm sending it.
Come on, Twinkly's... no.
I think this weapon upgrades with Twinkly's, right?
Black firebombs, though.
Some cheaper bones.
she sells shit she does
that she does
Thank you, ma'am.
Oh, my god, I didn't open the fucking...
I DIDN'T OPEN THE GAME!
Whatever, it's fine.
I'm just gonna loot I think.
We don't have twinkling type knights.
Maybe Andrei will have infinite twinklies, but here's other weapons we can find.
This blacksmith doesn't sell upgrade materials.
Not infinite anyways.
Not that I've ever seen.
of
the by hammer
when an upgrade your weapon
Well, that guy doesn't do weapon upgrades.
Rather, I don't... I don't have a twinkly stuff upgrade right now.
I actually poised through that.
Don't do it, Piggy! Don't do it! Don't do it!
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the
death
of
death
of
Could have lost some arrows.
Time to go up the ledge.
I'm feeling good about this snake, guys.
She's gonna have the Lord Vessel.
Oh, aren't they?
Yeah, the steel rings are already gone.
Oh well.
easy. You didn't die. Oh, never mind.
I should put bows in your off-hand, the thing is you can't two hand your left hand in this
game salad you wouldn't be able to use the bow if it was in your left hand bows
are right-handed only
I guess I guess maybe you're just saying you wish the game was different or if
you didn't know now you know
Yeah, I guess it could equip it into your second right hand slot.
Yeah.
That'd be nice.
be even heavier that's also true that is true I think poison in this game is
like terrible
Yeah, because the thing is, if the Great Bow did go in your second slot, then the only
Everything that's gonna replace it is finding another bow, which is, like, outweigh quite unlikely.
I've lost his mind. Did he die?
No, I don't have any arrows.
Yeah, we have black firebounds
great bow
Dude, holy shit, the moment I dropped down.
This guy fucking, uh, attacks me.
Do not jump attack me through the wall.
He was thinking about it.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, why is this is a guy so fast?
Hmm, dark hand.
Darkhand is good.
I'm really fat, though.
Can fight with that?
No, I'd rather have some other shitty weapon.
Let's keep looting.
Hmm.
Oh!
Heh.
I thought you were...
Heh heh heh.
But you know...
The last one.
There you go.
Now...
come again my gloves have me six 16 looking 16
come again
You need to get rid of this chess piece.
The Strip is horrendous.
Oh fuck.
of
They pay attention to the vagrant, he wants to ruin our lives.
Not again, dude, these fucking vagrants!
They're so fucking shit!
It's absurd!
I'm real tired of this goddamn elevator.
Can we get a mob to make this elevator like twice as fast for the random things?
I'm gonna ride this elevator like thousands of times.
Wow, 16 damage, that's good.
I'm going for it.
I don't fucking care.
I'm going for it.
I should have just went up. I should have just went up. I should have just went up.
I had to just send it, man. That was dumb. I thought I might have had enough time, but
The dark hand just didn't do enough damage.
Your points, yeah, sorry guys.
I just, I don't want to kill that DLC enemy man.
He has too much health and he's going to kill me so fast.
It's tough being a believer.
I should have just climbed the ladder.
I was just afraid that he was going to spit on me when I went up the ladder, but I think it was the better play.
I had heavy armor, so it was very unlikely I would have gotten one shot.
I don't know if he can grab me off the ladder, but...
Maybe I should have just thrown black firebombs at him. They weren't doing that much damage, though.
So, only like a hundred, it was like a hundred times.
It was in concentration, not really.
I mean, I just made the wrong choice there.
I thought I could kill that guy
and still make it up the ladder in time.
But that was dumb of me to assume.
Was risky, yeah.
But the alternative is trying to fight a Black Knight, Kraidaxe enemy and a DLC enemy at
the exact same time.
So I would rather take the risk than, because honestly I'm just, if I try to fight those
two enemies at once I'm going to die especially with the dark hand I don't
know it's whatever man
and
rip that run I think I'm going to any ways chat I kind of want to go get some
uh I'm gonna go get some dinner
go get some dinner and relax
I've been streaming for a while
I never thought this run would be so painful.
Honestly, this run requires a level of patience that I'm not quite sure I have, but I'm still
going to keep trying.
Yeah, thanks for watching though, everybody, I'm going to find some of the raid.
enemies in this game are just really, really deadly, like, in Dark Souls 3, it's way easier
to uh... to deal with multiple enemies at once
but in this game you just
if a few if two or three different enemies are on you
and you're
in like a small area you are so fucked
in ds1
Who's got to be so careful?
Yeah, thanks for watching everybody.
I tried my best today.
I'm sorry we didn't.
Sorry, believers.
I tried.
I tried so hard.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
I
and
Go uh, go sit in a hob chat.
Thank you for watching everybody.
Have a great rest of your night guys.
I uh, I might take a break from this rando for a day tomorrow.
And just do some resident evil
Because I feel like I'm gonna lose my mind if I do this for eight hours a
Every day
It's okay though resident evil nine is gonna be here soon
Yeah, if we if we don't finish this if we don't finish this challenge we can always return to it
sometime down the line after re9 if we feel like playing some more Dark Souls
All right, good night everybody.