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Good morning.
Yeah, Amber, thank you for the 17 months.
Demon, thank you for the 65.
Is that the ages?
Well, I'll be back in one sec, guys.
I gotta set up that monitor stand that I bought.
I'll be right back.
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Okay, sorry, I'm back.
Can I reset the run?
I can reset you from the chat.
Would you like that?
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All right, I'm back.
song and then we'll get started with the rando. What's up, Kyle?
You have permission to use my Priscilla, you know?
Sure.
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All right.
Here we go again.
All right.
Well.
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As E9 will give flush, there is no situation.
I don't think anything would make me flush RE9.
I can't imagine anything.
Even if I was getting 500,000 viewers playing DS1 Rando, for some godforsaken reason, I'm
I'm still gonna play Resident Evil 9.
Hmm
Hmm
Bro, I wasn't even paying attention
I forgot about the fucking bone wheel over here, dude.
I tru-
I did not fucking do it on purpose, bro, I forgot.
I was fucking talking to chat, bro.
I got- I got fucking distracted by the stupid RE9 comment.
Bro.
All right, well, that was a good run.
I don't know if I even wanna fucking, I don't even know if I wanna do another fucking random
run today after that.
Honestly, I just, I forgot how dangerous that area was.
I wasn't even, I genuinely, I wasn't even paying attention to the game at all.
I just wanted to fucking talk for a minute, but I forgot that there's a million enemies
ready to fucking kill me right next to that bonfire.
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I can't believe I dodged a shot.
Thank you.
It's allude everything again. Yeah. Let's go.
I cannot fucking believe what just fucking happened.
Your bone wheels are fucking bullshit.
They're so fucking bullshit.
It doesn't count.
It does count, bro.
It doesn't matter if I was fucking distracted.
We were like, I'm not going to just.
Whatever.
Whatever, man.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That death...
...hurt.
Mmm. It hurt.
Mmm.
Ah
Oh, I thought, oh my god dude, I cannot fucking believe, I cannot fucking believe.
In the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crabs, arch-trees,
and everlasting dragons.
But then there was fire,
and with fire came disparity.
Heat and coal,
life and death,
and of course,
light and dark. Then from the dark they came and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Neato, the first of the day.
The witch of Izanin and her daughters of Chaos.
Grimm, the lord of sunlight and his faithful knights.
And the furtive paid me so easily forgotten.
With the strength of gods, they challenge the dragons.
And the dragons were no more.
Thus began the age of fire.
But soon the flames will fade.
and only dark will remain.
Even now, there are only endless.
A man sees not light, but only endless nights.
And amongst the living I've seen, carriers of the accursed dog sign.
Alright.
wants to go again why not there's only four hours of my life wasted I'm just
kidding it's not it's not wasted it's just oh my god I'm that last death is
oh it's my fault though I just I honestly forgot
I forgot how fucking dangerous that area was.
I figured because I was next to the bot, like I just forgot how fucking deadly that spot
That was...
But I forget bone wheel because that was fucking yesterday, man.
i just i was just chilling talking to chat i was like i'll just sit by the
bonfire
i will talk for a minute a moment
and then we'll start
then fucking tighten i'd even
auto aggro is on the knee
hits me through the wall
i back up
forgetting about the fucking bone wheel in the corner
whatever man
apra yeah well whatever
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Lord vessel be really game yes surely surely the RNG gods will favor me
After the fucking worst death of all time.
I never said the death was RNG.
That death never would have happened if we were not starting the run fresh.
Like if I just, I should have fucking went to, I should have went to Firelink Shrine
or something yesterday when I ended the stream.
That was just the worst possible spot to be standing.
Like I just, I was not, like, ready.
I
Yeah, it's all but it's all Alice full
The bone will make a sound by I mean no I mean I I knew that there was a bone wheel there
But the problem is I I forgot that there was a bone wheel there, right?
Like I I remember it from yesterday, but
Unfortunately when I when I spawned in there, but I wasn't thinking like oh, I need to be careful for that bone wheel
I was just like I
I don't know, I just wasn't focused on the game.
You know, when I thought he was doing the roar,
I guess I need to, I need to bait those enemies out. It's just not safe to grab the item like that.
Saw that coming a mile away. It's not like I didn't.
It's just I'm also five minutes in, and I just don't care.
That's the thing.
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What is that?
That's good.
i don't know if we're doing lads today or not
I'm like a firekeeper soul.
I mean, I thought I could poise through that.
I just don't really care man, my fucking head's not in it right now.
If the smart play would just be not to loot that item, but I don't really care.
And it really sucks there's just nothing you can do once the bone wheels gets on you though.
I tried to toggle to get out of it as well but it didn't work.
i don't know why i picked up the shield
I don't think we're going to be able to kill Gwendolyn here to be honest, but I will try.
Try not to throw this around.
I'm just going to clear that run from yesterday from my fucking mind.
Oh, okay. Maybe this run was meant to be.
Just give me the Lord vessel now.
Very well.
Come again.
I'm getting fappering is really good.
This is a really good weapon, but I don't...
Maybe we should just...
Maybe we should stop living.
I don't know.
That Black Knight Great Axe guy there is concerning.
This is a good weapon as the Halberd moves it.
I'm still playing Nioh 3. Not at the moment. No.
Hmm, what do we got? Obsidian Greatsword? That's good.
Anything... light, helmet, gloves?
Probably makes me light roll.
Do you have any souls?
What's a soul?
Alright, I didn't buy the helmet, I'm at 20, still not gonna be enough with the helmet
though.
See, I have pants.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we should be able to lie roll now.
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top of
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Search and sell Infinite Twinkly's chat, we're going to be in really good shape, so hopefully
Maybe we can let them down.
Oh, four hummer bones.
Black firebombs, but they're expensive.
all right
all right
Oh, no, that was that was the previous run. That's okay though
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the
do they change the teleport? No. You just have to die to the grab.
Keep thinking that's gonna miss me.
Oh my... I mean, I guess that's...
I honestly kind of preferred the Halberd though.
I also can't fast roll.
I didn't realize that guy was going to drop an item.
Yeah, the Hobbard move set is infinitely easier to use.
Yeah, I mean it's better than getting something shitty.
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14 P.B. I was just rushing bosses, basically.
I didn't actually... I think in the run...
And my 14 PB run. Can I kick this guy?
Ah, whatever. Ah, this guy could drop twinklies though.
Where do you even go?
the
Oh, where did he go?
Yes, he
Yes, he's got places to be I don't fucking know
Where did he go dude?
Come on, give me infinite Twinklies, please.
You bitch.
Now he's got good weapons though.
Dragon tooth and a cold frog.
I'm moody.
Dude, my last run I checked so many merchants and I just wasn't unable to get any Twinkling
Tide Knights at all.
Can I be able to fastroll now?
Nice.
Alright, well we got a Black Knight Sword.
This is like exactly the same as the last run except I think, I don't know if the last
when I had Fap Ring. I don't... can't remember.
This is good though. I mean light roll, black knight sword, Fap Ring. Pretty good.
Yeah, now we just need to die to a bone wheel.
Go full circle.
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Well, I checked.
I got the Fap Ring, huh?
This weapon actually has really low stab requirements.
You just need 14 strength and 18 dex.
Yeah, I have the Fappering, which is letting me lightroll.
I think we can fight him, it's going to take a while.
I didn't really roll too early there. No shot.
Why does that have a second hitbox?
Alright, well...
I don't think we bone out.
You I wonder if you can oh wonder if you can strafe that
You fucking rat bastard.
Alright, well, now I'm scared.
This fight is hard.
It's not that bad, but I want to kill him, though, and we can definitely kill him.
I just need to not fuck up too much.
Just kind of, it's really hard to use a humanity against Manus, I feel like.
Because it's just so aggressive.
I'm gonna go look what I'm gonna go check what Sif is
Because we I mean if we kill Sif we get 40,000 souls we can send shave at a blight town and then I
Think that's I think that's the play because if I mean if we can kill if we kill Sif
If we kill Sif, we get 40,000.
Kill Hydra.
Hydra drops an item, so I might lose my weapon.
I could also check what Butterfly is, I guess.
Because honestly, our run might be fucked if Butterfly is a bad boss, regardless.
Pretty easy to run to butterfly at least.
Oh, the same as last time.
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that's good honestly butterfly butterfly is like the most important boss to kill
or rather I maybe not the kill but it's the most important boss to check because
I mean, if you get, I feel like there are some bosses there that are almost unwinnable.
Kappa is also really bad.
Yeah, I probably should have checked Kappa when I went through there earlier.
I don't know why I didn't actually.
Iron Galam arena can also be really bad.
You can get launched off
iron gall marina
really easily by some bosses and on top of that
if quick if you get clay lag
iron gall marina
you are in for a bad fucking time
there's always these like DLC
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Oh, right.
Yeah, let's go save dust.
although
I guess we can
drop an item
Oh, right, you have to kill Hydra first, yeah.
Oh, I guess no one's pretty dusk.
Hello ASD, I'm doing all right.
All right, what do we got?
Oh, right.
Okay, well, this is fun.
Maybe we go a bit closer first, is he going to run into the tombstone?
What am I doing dude?
I can see anything.
Oh shit.
I made it past.
Ow.
I hate this entire town.
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Do not do that, Elio.
Oh, and a soul of a hero.
Oh, and a soul of a hero.
That's pretty good.
I mean, that's...
We can pump our strength a bunch now to do more damage on Manus.
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Yes, exactly.
It's like a random, unique enemy hob.
And yeah, like a mini boss enemy.
you kill it
uh... you kill it
it teleports you
i don't know if i need to talk to this guy twice
right
I mean, we have quite a bit more damage now.
It's a shame that I did.
Like if we found Twinkling Tidenites, we would be in such good shape right now.
I think we just go try to do Manus at this point.
Where's the enemy there?
What?
Cheat, I just don't really want to ride up and down the elevator
So I mean you you you can essentially accomplish the exact same thing
Oh, right. Yeah, that's a unique enemy. It doesn't respawn.
The origin of gotchy blacksmith.
I think you know the answer.
Damage is good.
I want to do like go for two hit combo here, but I'm scared.
I'm just going to YOLO combo.
It's probably fine.
that was so dumb
Oh, was that not the follow-up one?
That's the other best one.
Holy shit, this is so hard.
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I lost the run from yesterday, what do you think?
I just, I just lost, I just lost, I finished the run from yesterday and then decided to
do another one.
Yeah, the victory lap, exactly.
Hey, ride dog, thank you for the two months.
I can't read the other sub notification.
Thank you for the 7 months, unmasked anal avenger.
Why does this button take so long to reset?
Hey, Carlos, thank you for the seven months.
I will die.
Onlets.
I'm terrified why am I losing to this I'm washed are you kidding me this is so
what the-
how do I miss that?
A lot of chaos is down there and I wonder who it is.
for you
No, this is a boss shuffler, so you can only get one of those.
get. You can only get each boss one time.
Does the ford break in the bed of chaos boss room when fighting someone else?
That's a good question.
I don't know, since I've never been there.
Alright well, down to Quailag and Ceaseless.
How much would the run change without the Master Key?
uh... decent
fucking Meldred, you bitch.
I didn't hide my demons.
Oh shit.
He's got some light weight clothes at least.
Well, we already fought Manus.
I mean, I don't really care what boss we get in this arena.
This arena is big enough for any bosses.
Oh, okay, maybe not for Kings though.
I think our damage will be good enough.
It's annoying because we have to like block that.
I
Need to leave
I mean I do I don't know what to fucking do like I
I mean, if I don't mess up at all, but the problem is, if the four king keeps spamming
his AoE attack, or he keeps jumping away and then spamming magic, I'm not going to be
able to kill them fast enough.
And if two of them are attacking you, you can die so fast.
They actually do a lot of damage.
They don't do like any damage if you're close to them, but...
The thing is, what else can I do?
I mean, I don't have any twinkling tidenights.
I guess we can go...
I mean, we could kill the crystal lizard before Taurus, and maybe we'll get...
Maybe we'll get Twinkly's.
I guess we could go down to Vamos and see if he has twinkling tidenights.
I mean we have enough damage to do four kings, it's just, if they stall we're gonna get
multiple at once.
kind of sketchy.
Honestly, killing lizards in Great Hollow might not be a bad idea.
There are a lot of lizards in Great Hollow.
Nah, we haven't gone to Great Hollow yet.
I mean what other merchants can I even check?
So we have to kill Quelaag to go to Sen's, unless we do Sen's Gate Skip, but...
Kind of have to kill the Four Kings.
I'm wondering if, like, is there any other twinkly...
Actually, wait, did we kill...
I was gonna say, did we kill the Demon Bat here, but we did the second time we came through on Moeda Sif?
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I'm not sure which lizards, like the only lizards I could think of are the ones in the great
holo or cat or blacksmith vamos to check his to check that vendor
all right if we kill this guy think his I think he drops an item that goes to
our inventory I don't think we want to kill him
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them on the way to
I'm a fucking seawing.
I might just fall off.
Come on, give me Twinklies, please.
Yes, we got one. That's good.
That is scary.
Come on, do the fucking slime.
I just throw.
I was sparing.
I was sparing.
Okay, uh, alright, well, plus one.
I don't think what we should do now, we could go try to do four kings with this, or maybe
we should go down to blacksmith vamos.
I mean, we could go to vamos, it's not that bad I don't think, it's probably worth checking
what he has.
I mean, if he has infinite twinklies, that's really, really good.
Yeah, we still need to check.
All right, down we go.
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I didn't think he would hit me with that.
fucking enemy is so ass
This deep gas sucks.
You say that, but if the dragon butts hit you with like, direct- if they get a direct hit
with their foot, it does like double damage.
I'm still not sure what the fastest way to...
Oh nice, I love how that just does so much damage.
I thought he would stagger from that, so.
Maybe I can make him fall.
Oh, he's stuck.
These guys give like 5,000 souls a piece, it's kinda nice.
What the fuck is that?
Question is, what's the fastest way down to Vamos?
the path I took last time.
that's actually here this time
Is that a dragon butt?
to drop down there, right?
Well.
of
all men
of the dragon books very fucking cool
I guess I should have tried to kill him, but the problem was he was in the fucking ceiling and I couldn't even like get to him.
I want to go see what.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't mind the dragon butts, but when that when they're like in the walls or whatever, there's nothing you can do.
I want to go see what Bama said.
Because there's a bonfire at him, right?
I could have just tried to kill him.
Yeah, like we could have killed him.
I didn't actually think that I could have, but I could have.
Hold on, I need to remember...
I actually need to practice this.
I would have died anyways, well, I don't know, yeah, maybe.
Maybe actually.
I think you just roll off.
Is whatever spawned here a unique enemy?
Because it seems like...
Yeah, just walk off.
Well, let's see, did he have Twinkly's?
Of course not.
He doesn't have a dragon tooth.
I feel like getting infinite twinkly.
You
Alright, I am going to let the intro play out.
I'm going to take a short break.
Might order some lunch as well.
I'll be right back guys.
Then there was fire, and with fire came disparity, heat and cold, life and death, and of course light and tar.
Then, from the dark, they came and found the souls of lords within the flame, meeting
The first of the day.
The witch of Isenith, and her daughters of Chaos.
Gwing, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights.
And the furtive Eggme, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of Lords, they challenge the dragons.
And the dragons were able
Thus began the age of fire
But soon the flames had fade
and only dark will remain
even now there are only endless
the man sees not light
but only endless lights
what's the penguin?
It's obvious that that is the death's right, chat.
What happened to yesterday's run, very, very sad and horrible things.
Death in that last room was kind of stupid though. I really should have...
I mean it sits whatever. We were only an hour in and it's not that bad but I should have
tried to kill that dragon butt. I'm honestly surprised that the dragon butt
could still hit me. Where he did though.
I'm gonna cut off the tail out. Oh, I'm just gonna die number nine
I'm not scared
What is, what the hell?
I'm dead.
I think gargoyles is one of the hard, well, it depends what weapon you have.
Like gargoyles or double guards is actually kind of tough.
Never know what he dropped.
Well, whatever he dropped, I'm not able to pick it up.
I
I mean, it takes a long time to get boss to kill bosses in this room.
depends on the RNG you get but...
Oh!
Nice when you get Bed of Chaos first.
So much faster.
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as good
only he gave me those in the other order
I mean drag sword's not that good anyways
one twinkly redax
Residence key.
Well, we could free, uh, graves, I guess.
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Yeah, we're finding a lot of keys.
at least we got plus one estus, that's good
did order some lunch though chat so we are gonna have to take a break in a few
minutes
I want to eat, probably turn on some soul salt or something.
Oh, I woke up the fucking touristy man.
Oh, Jesus. Oh.
And we could kill him
Well, we can bleed him right
Crazy they only dropped 1,200 souls, that's so little.
I think they should drop more than that.
Well Taurus gives 3,000.
You would think that the Tauruses that are in Aiza with would give more, or at least
like the same amount.
Oh well, that's okay.
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Thank you.
Another fire caper soul, okay.
I mean...
That's nice.
You know, I would rather have the Lord Vessel, but it's okay.
It's never good enough. Nope.
Could I anticipate I would take this long for the DS-1 Rando?
Uh, I mean, I knew this Rando would be kind of brutal.
All right, hold on, my food's here, let me go grab it.
Uh, alright. Hold on, I want to go run to the Parish Bonfire first. Only take a second
anyways.
Okay, I'm about the lost run.
Yeah, it's okay.
I mean, I'm over it already.
It's okay.
Let's just slide.
I got some Chinese food.
was the last run going well yeah we had a good run going just a little bit ago
unfortunately I got killed by a dragon butt through the wall
a lot of souls here.
Oh, I thought he had infinites.
100,000 for a dragon skill.
Wow.
What a deal.
Now we can use the greatsword now, you don't have a tight knight's charge though, okay
I need to eat, I need to eat my food, I need to eat, I don't, I don't, let's uh, let's turn on some soul salt
All right, I have fun guys I'm back in a bit
I mean take the overlay off and again another health sliver
Oh
What?
What?
Ooh!
Oh, I hate myself, I hate my life.
Right here.
Fucking poggers dude.
Oh my god! I'm gonna fucking break something in half.
Yeah, of course, just fucking do that, right man?
I
Arx is too is pretty consistent to we're getting whilst going it's not much randomness at all in the beginning
Why no role oh my are you kidding me? I can't do what the fuck is
It's me!
Oh my god!
How unlucky!
How unlucky can you get?
How unlucky can you fucking get?
How unlucky is that?
Oh wow!
Oh wow!
Oh wow!
The fucking fire!
I think you know what I was talking about, I know night bar has you.
What? Yikes!
Oh my f**k.
I don't know what I just broke, but I did.
Yeah, woohoo, carry!
Like, you can't do anything if the shield is up.
You just can't.
It's so fucking...
Yeah, carry me again.
I want to die.
Oh, there we go.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Bussing.
Mmmmmm.
Jump.
One bit.
Mmmmmm...
Jum?
I'm dead!
It was a nice run, guys. It's over now, though.
Fuck my life so much. Fuck this fucking game.
Fuck this fucking menu system. This fucking piece of shit game.
Fuck all of the trees. Fuck everything.
Heh.
Two quick ones! I already know I'm getting there on the perfect line!
Look at the fucking pace! 50! 49!
We'll 47, baby! That's fucking right!
Are you serious?
Are you serious, dude?
You can't do anything with your life, young man.
Nobody loves you.
I fucking hate you. Go shit down, Jake!
But what do you want me to do there, man?
But what do you want me to fucking do just stand there and wait for an attack like that's it is broke twice man
This game is fucking thought
Okay, okay. Hello. Why is my antivirus? Oh my god stop stop
I fucked my sister, I ejaculated it all over the place, I fucked this, I fucked that,
Um...basically.
And fucking babyfuckers.
Why?
I was imitating Nam's chap.
That is the shittiest jump I've ever seen!
This thing!
No fucking choice but to do!
Ah, why? Why? I'm not fucking even looking at the thing, dude.
What the? My controller died!
What did he say that on me?
What?
Dude, fuck!
Ah!
Fuck!
Ah!
He's a dog!
No!
I dropped my controller!
No!
I dropped my...
There's no time for this.
No!
Fuuuuck!
No, not the rules!
No, not my test game!
Dude! This needs to stop!
Stop!
Aw, this need to be fucking shit.
And now this guy's here...
Aw, this is just fucking fantastic!
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Oh
Fucking piece of shit
Dude what just happened
Nice memes. Just do a long shovel.
No, what? What the fuck was that?
Do the keyboard it works every time! Do the keyboard!
Why is this not working man? Oh, fucking go! Ah, like, fuck!
Nooooooooooo
Oh this is not the run to the...
Ah broke it again! Nice!
Nice! I've just broken up a fucking hole in it!
Okay yeah no, no no, I'm not having any of this.
Um...
What?
What is happening?
Miyazaki
Fuck! Fucking hell bitch! No! No!
Ahhhh! Fucking bastards!
I
I had a
the 201 run. Fuck all of you. The 201 run on your mom, dude.
Oh my- Bro!
Oh yeah!
Hehehehe
How dumb some of these things can be
Like how did I-
Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down
Bro, this is unbelievable, what is this?
I've never seen him do that before, he does it three times in a row!
What am I doing? What are you gonna do, huh?
I miss Yardbow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Fuck man!
Ah, I'm still safe from him.
He's alive?
How are you alive, you little whore?
Ah!
No!
Ah!
I...
Ah!
Fuck this skit!
We fucked distortion 2 for finding it!
Little rat!
You want to die?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Whoa!
No! You fucking cunt! Why?
Nice. Just awesome.
Dude, mind you, what are these jumps, man? It's like I'm...
I'm fucking letting this all work. Hey, please.
What the fuck, man?
It's insane! It's insane! Please, Miaslaki, please! I beg of you! Please!
It ain't like I cannot get a long jump. I mean, look at this. This is like...
like, what is this?
anybody's wondering
the reason I couldn't jump was because I was wearing a pair of pants that I did not have the stat requirements to use
which apparently makes it so you can never
you get permanent baby jumps
like look at that jump
What the door was in your face?
Hey dude, come on!
What is that?
How do you not make that jump?
Is that boomer?
Oh no.
Yeah, voicemail is spammed.
Man
Seriously, I would love to see anyone get that shit once I watch people fucking speedrun this thing all the time
And I've never once seen that
Oh my god there is no way!
And say, oh my god, all you do is use glitches, it's so fucking easy, why don't you actually
fucking play the game the way it's supposed to be played, it's way fucking harder, like
yeah like you know, like you fucking know.
They fucking make stupid of you.
Ah! No!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
No! Fuck this game!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I can't fucking move anywhere!
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
I ain't about that creeper shit, okay?
My sword, wall!
Oh
Jesus me is okay you're a fucking cunt
It's okay
Why are you like this every time on a fucking run he's like this man why does he ask Ella
for tips if I want to tip on how to be the biggest soy boy beta cut pussy I'll
ask Ella okay but other than that I'm gonna play some DS3
I've fuckin' done it again, champ.
I've fucking died to a Hollow in the asylum.
I've done it again.
Fuck my life.
Alright, I'm done meeting.
I don't know how much of the videos left.
Oh, quite a lot. This is a fuckin' super long video.
Fuckin' level up.
OooooOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Suck my dick.
How about you, how about you do that?
I bet you could suck my dick real nice.
Oh, you fucking shit, Dane!
Fuck me!
Fuck!
I
What?
That just happened.
Get out of my...
I can't believe!
I can't believe!
I think I'm left fighting getting off near the all node.
People always act like getting in is easy, but getting in is like one of the most cancer
Bosses in the fucking game.
Fucking shit.
The fight, the Gideon, the Gideon fight is really easy, though.
If I think it's if you kill millennia, because if you kill millennia,
the the triple rings of light gets replaced by the
the, like, rot, aoe attack thing?
Just the triple rings of light is so bullshit.
Fucking f**king f**king shit.
Oh, Jesus! You can roll too far! You can roll too far! You can!
Just kill him, please, Damon.
Add an M.
Just kill him, dude.
Oh my god, kill him!
Manny's clips are so good.
Not me!
I'm so fucking tell
oh my hands are so fucking cold this is insane man for fuck's sake
Stop yelling shut the fuck up zero
I was a fucking home run right there
What the fuck it hits me dude?
Dane would you be mad at me?
If I just like I'm not playing the other one guys, I'm on the grind.
I just said I was really close to record.
I'm like a second away from it.
Enough!
I'm so unlucky!
Heh.
First fucking piece of shit game I ever made.
Like anyone.
I can't believe that this happened.
I can't believe that, you know, thing.
the
why do I suck so much fucking dick
alright chat
let's get back to it
I don't know where I should go right now.
that maybe we go to the Berg.
Oh, I can't wait for Resident Evil 9, chat.
It's gonna be so much fun.
Oh, oh my god, how do I keep ending up in this fucking situation?
I don't think they're going to do early access trance.
I don't know if we can get enough stats.
Yeah, I got one of those packages as well, Trance, but I don't think they're...
I don't think they're doing early access.
Yeah.
I know a lot of the time, they'll only send stuff to, like, depending on region.
It's a fucking game, bro. Fuck off.
Fuck off.
I guess I should have.
The only.
The only option I had there was to probably try to.
Maybe I should have tried to hit it.
Because I think if you hit them, it'll like stop them from rolling.
I don't know. That's that's fucked.
Getting a bone, I was wondering when we were going to get a bone wheel in that spot.
I knew it was going to happen at some point.
Why would I roll into the bone wheel?
I mean, bro, what about?
OK, what would you have done?
Well, what should I have done there?
Huh?
Thanks.
watch before engaging this tiny place. I mean that's the only enemy in that situation that
could kill me there. Every other enemy is fine.
What time do I plan on starting the re9 stream? It's just gonna be in the morning on the 27th
I think. I'm not gonna play Midnight Release or anything.
I heard the new poppy playtime chapter is like really bad.
See, what a cheap drop.
You don't take so long to die.
It's like the longest death animation of everybody.
of
I'll give you some good...
Oh.
What?
Ready?
No.
Well, a Homeward Bound and a Mushroom.
Three Mushrooms.
A Colt Club.
Come again.
Colt Club's good.
I'm not scared.
Could have been the Lord Bessie, you never know.
I
I'll have died again, hmm, brings... brings a smile.
smile to my face and he was talking some smack man he's like oh this is gonna be
so easy
Yeah, I'll be down to play Clutco again.
I guess I should probably just post in the discord.
Wait, is Alan not doing it with the auto equip?
Actually?
He is?
Okay.
Wait, who?
Okay.
It's getting baited by chat.
I was kind of scary but it worked that's why that's what I was trying to do just
I'm pretty sure if he hit me with that attack, I would probably was instantly done
I mean this vihinder is great and all, but I don't have the stats to use it.
I don't have time to try to accept it.
Not trying the ladder.
No, I'm not trying the fucking ladder.
just kick this guy off the ledge
Oh, well.
Ah.
And I'm.
I'm looking like a peasant.
mhm?
mhm?
mhm?
mhm?
mhm?
mhm?
mhm?
hahaha, this fucking, so stupid.
the
week, Resident Evil 9 for the foreseeable future. I haven't actually seen Big Rat in
so long.
Oh, I want that soul of a hero.
Oh, yes.
come over here rap
only a thousand
main plus five butchers knife is good
It's not a black knight's sword, but it's not bad
Who humanities in a vagrant
of
of
of
of
of
All right.
Okay, let's go back to Firelink.
I mean, we have infinite tight-night shards from Andre, so we can...
We could kill and loot stuff if we want them.
I mean, I'm not that attached.
I'm uh... not that attached to this weapon.
Dude, everything I have is so heavy, what the fuck.
of
I don't fucking like him.
of
all my God did what is my curse I have no curse reasons for
What do you got?
Stoles, some bones, humanity, green shards, older shield, oh, Quail Agh Fury Sword is 15
Oh, the fat ring, I'm just gonna buy it.
Worth it.
They're gloves.
I keep scratching my head, dude.
We need to find a fucking Verma Fuge.
Why is there a-
I
Look at thing being good the thing is my me scratching my head can actually get me killed too
Am I dead I
I thought I really thought this guy might kill me.
What if I just R2?
It's so hard to hit this.
tank
thing that I have it makes it so I think 30 I I get 30% less souls or like half
or something I don't know the egg eats half like fucking half of your souls
I'm dead
You can get rid of it, but we need to get the Burma Fuse.
I don't think so.
I'm blessing doesn't work. I don't think so.
That was not good.
Ah, damn it.
Maybe I'll go try to clear my way to Gargoyles.
Getting this egghead is so cursed. This is horrible.
That was so fucking cursed. That is insane.
That is so fucking cursed.
Wow. I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have tried to go for it. It's just...
just
that was going to be really, really bad regardless.
That was such a bad, that was such a bad fucking layout.
You're like
such a bad set of enemies.
I would have had to kill the dragon butt
And I think there was also like a fucking kappa demon in there
There's a kappa demon the DLC caster a dragon butt fucking bird
There's so many times so many fucking terrible enemies was insane
and on top of all of that we had the egghead so whatever man
And I'd be a lot of thank you for the prime sub.
I mean I wasn't trying to throw there.
I probably shouldn't have tried to YOLO that, but what the f-
Okay.
Good run.
I didn't think he would hit me there.
Man, I like the thief, but its stats are so bad.
He felt so many wasted stats.
I have a leggings that the start is good.
Just because you start with an item doesn't mean it's removed from the items in the game.
Oh.
Oh.
Alright, hold on.
I forgot to go back to the Master key.
my bad
Thank you for the Prime Sub Nebula.
What?
I'm gonna die chat
of
the
I was just me being talky.
I didn't really think I needed a heal there.
I wasn't expecting him to hit me with the back, the back swing.
And then on top of that, I didn't actually know he could do a follow-up to that attack.
I mean he does.
He has a follow-up to that attack in his phase one.
I guess I should have assumed that to be the case.
The warrior is nice but this equipment is way too heavy.
I want to loot stuff, so whatever.
I guess I probably should have still just started Borear
And I can just loot stuff anyways and maybe somehow
You know I loot stuff and I still end up keeping the hammer
Yeah, what do you thank you for the subman?
I
of
but I run like this earlier where we got the key in that exact same spot
I'm going to do that.
So the hero come again
This is the worst looking graveyard I've fucking ever seen.
What do I think of Expedition 33?
That was really good.
I enjoyed that a lot.
I hope not.
Come back soon.
I think so many rings.
What's the radigan?
I played Expedition, I played it as the Loone, Loone, Harvey, Harvey Sayernan.
I just like her sprinting animation.
So satisfying.
What are the stats for this thing?
What are the stats for this thing, 40-strain?
Yeah I mean I think Expedition still was deserving at the end of the year though.
i mean i would have been happy with soak song getting it too soak song was really good
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh, Lou is still doing slug song.
Speed runes. Yeah, he loves silk song.
Same route every run. The thing is, there really isn't a better choice. If I do not
have a usable weapon. Every other path is basically just suicide.
Soul of Ornstein.
Oh, the Weaponsmith Box, okay.
And an Enchanted Fouchin.
That's good.
I have one, yeah.
I mean, we could buy the enchanted falchion and upgrade it.
We could also...
The problem is our armor is not... our armor is not great.
I don't know, I kind of feel like maybe we get the stats for the Great Axe.
And then we go to the other merchants.
Wait, do I need 22?
This weapon good, I mean it's not bad, it does like 200 damage, it's just kinda slow.
I'm dead.
of
of
and
and
and
and
and
of
fall from the
rightful walk of peace
to brought what is that double darkwave double toxic
the
double archer do what what is going on to
I'll try this.
Full of smoke.
Oh my God, so many souls.
That's nice.
Cult club, dark hand.
Havles ring.
Thank you, Kai.
We've already found four rings as well, so I guess we'll get Hamels.
Oh
the
the
the
the
the
of
time to find
really this guy is not gonna hit me
Yeah.
You can't fit that.
Oh, green blossoms.
What was the weapon that we had at Andrei again?
I can't even remember anymore.
He had a good weapon, right, that we wanted to use, but I wanted a loot more.
Oh yeah, the enchanted falchion.
Right.
Uh, okay.
What the fuck?
Oh, God, the fucking door.
God damn it!
What is he doing?
I'll guide classic.
Welcome to the fuckin' club.
Alright, uh, well...
I'm happy.
Yes.
I'm happy, yes.
me great joy.
Oh my god.
What did I even just pick up?
I didn't even see it, I was looking at the butterfly.
Oh, this armor.
Yeah.
Oh, we can light roll again. Which is good. I mean, we could upgrade the mace to plus
five and just save... save the enchanted falchion or I don't know. I don't know if I should
go for the enchanted falchion right away or not.
I have weapon smith box. Oh yeah.
Dude.
This dog is crazy.
I mean, it has pretty good damage.
Maybe let's go kill Sif.
My plus tonnett?
No, I don't have the large ember.
I have the very large ember.
and
Yeah, when are you going to do the DS-1 rando in?
Come join the club.
It's the new hot thing.
The club of misery.
If you're not done with our 8 though.
I could have sworn once you're doing the DLC this morning or something.
Are you going to do another playthrough on the hardest difficulty?
he's so tanky
see you
Yeah, you can use blossoms with Farnity, I think.
Look at that stamina regen.
I'm not that attached to the plus five mace.
I need to get more tide night shards though.
Man that stamina regen is fucking crazy.
All right, what you got for me?
Oh!
That's pretty good.
I wish I had some tight-knight chunk.
Up there.
It's OK.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We need to kill this guy.
I'm sorry.
of
follow this far, yeah
Oh
How are you not dead yet?
And now he's thwapping dude.
Oh, what is happening here, dude?
What?
Is there a thief somewhere?
What's going on?
damage isn't great, but it's good enough
hot app
I thought he was going to stagger.
Oh my god dude, fuck you!
I'm just dying to grieve.
it's got a bunch of shit.
Oh shit, this is so hot.
Hey Jayboons, thank you for the Prime sub.
At least the butterfly stays dead.
All right, let's go down to Blight Town.
is
get a firekeeper soul which I probably should get
all right what do we got
Oh, we're gonna be here a while.
I didn't realize what he was doing there.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wow, that was...
Literally nothing I could do.
There was nothing I could do there. I mean, I don't know.
I felt like I dodged his arm attack well, but I get knocked onto the ground
and then he just starts that attack before I can even get up.
You know, if it wasn't for the poison, I might have not died there.
I'm too impatient to wait for the poison to run out though.
Yeah, you can't even dodge that attack.
Like that attack will hit you regardless of your iframes, I think.
It's like Artorias' hook attack also will just hit you.
No matter what.
That was unfortunate.
It's always better cast now.
of
the
of
the
I don't even need to go that way anyways, it's fine, but the mimic is telling me what to do.
All right, we have a we have a decent enough weapon here I'm gonna try to clear the graveyard
I bleed this guy.
of
Oh, I squinted.
There he went.
Oh, Firekeeper Soul!
And a divine blessing and humanity.
That's good.
I don't like YouTube chat. You are the one that's saying that. I do not have any problem
with you, Georgia.
All right.
Let's go down.
towards
just a great source of action
I don't want to just keep looting though
Firemancy flame for one soul.
Uh, yeah, I'm down to do lads in a few minutes.
I'm going to bake this guy straight off the ledge.
Watch this chap.
how a master does it.
I'm a true master baiter, that's true.
No, I'm down to do lads.
I just thought I would run to the parish bonfire first, but I don't want to keep people waiting
on me.
No, I don't.
No, it doesn't matter.
All right.
Well, that's good.
Today was a great day for runs, chat.
Great day for runs.
All right, guys, it is time for lads.
Time to lads it up.
Yes, this is the elevator game.
I'm a master at dying. Thanks, dude.
Some of you guys probably just want to watch DS1.
Yeah, we're going to do some lads.
I don't know if we're going to do any more DS1 today, but we will continue tomorrow,
if not today.
So, anyways, we're going to do some co-op with friends, I'm going to go use the restroom
real quick.
I'll be right back guys.
I got a switch to my headphones.
I
Was that
Hi guys
Am I my tall they're right you're no
Adversized. Dude, that's like the best perk. I swear. It's so good, yeah.
We're gonna win this game now. Yeah, yeah
We totally got this
I like those games actually fairly tough though
Yeah, it is. This is the standard difficulty. There is harder
Oh, really?
Ten. No dumb fool.
Oh, damn right. Okay.
Yeah, I'm no dumb fool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's win.
Alright.
I'm like, how long are these gifting fives?
Don't care every time you guys.
No, I didn't decide to do that.
Hey, what happened to floor twenty?
Oh yeah!
Do any of us...
It's okay.
Do any of us help or run?
I mean it's fine, whatever.
Do any of us have a run going in DS1? Or are we all fucking dead?
No, I have one. I mean, I'm like two bosses, three bosses in.
Oh, okay.
No.
I wanted to talk about it.
That incident play as well, I just...
The Bonewheel incident at the start of my stream?
Yeah, almost killed me.
the phone really into it. Oh no! There's a gym here!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Here we go.
Yeah, um, I was walking up to a dead bug and there was a dragon boat. It walked off a little ledge and then as I was,
I wrapped, I wrapped, pushed me off the edge into the dragon boat which then hit me.
The rat then hit me as it flew off the, off the fucking ramp and then I got a fucking dragon boat.
what? sounds like skill issues
I'm gonna fucking get out the toilet later, fuck though
what up?
oh it's a gamble machine
I feel lucky.
Except like...
You're not enough.
I need you to have...
Two.
Your hat. Take one.
Yeah...
Wait, I'm gonna get them both.
Oh! The pancakes!
Alright.
Yes.
Fire essence.
Oh
By the way, the basketballs from the gym do damage to enemies
I knew probably he went this way.
Oh, it's locked.
Oh, it's locked.
Yes!
I threw the basketball at the door and it just flew through it.
I can drink gasoline to heal myself.
Oh yeah I can!
There was a MyStrength addiction episode on that.
Oh, we're going.
Does anyone have bottles?
I have three bottles.
I mean like the Perk.
Oh the Perk.
Oh, what's this? Oh, never mind. I thought it was a...
This ball is terrible. Ah, there's fucking flies, man.
Oh, a wrench. A wrench that's $69,000.
And I feel like my game is kind of choppy for some reason it wasn't like this yesterday
The
Why is it so laggy oh, what is this? Oh, what is this? Oh shit
You on my flush
Yeah, sure. Thanks
Yeah, this is like so different than what yesterday
Today yeah, there's an update on the game today. Oh
Oh, maybe that's why it's lagging now.
Yeah, it does not feel great right now.
Let's see, video.
Maybe I'll just go full screen.
What the fuck?
Oh, there we go.
Now, let's see if this feels any better.
I took an L.
No, it's still choppy.
The fuck?
I'm getting, like, a little bit of choppiness in the game for some reason.
I also have that, and then I open the steam overlay, and I close it, and it fixes it.
Oh, okay.
What is going on with my steam overlay?
It does not seem to be working for me, I mean it's okay, it's running okay enough, not
amazing
found a few bottles
by any of you haven't checked if they're alive or not
Everyone's alive, yeah
Why is Mike why is the game lagging?
No, we just thought like this this big frozen soap. Yeah, I found a soap weapon
I don't know how to show this, this place needs explosives, did you find any?
No, never seen a grenade.
Oh really, there's a cool room here.
Yeah, me and this also find like this frozen door.
Oh, well like it wasn't in those lock pickables, I don't think it'd be useful, I don't actually have one.
I kind of felt that it's here on the second floor.
I'm leaving.
Yeah
And why is the game lagging us
You can knock stuff in you
I don't want to see you.
Little guy?
I guess you should just turn on and see him overlay.
Another gym!
Are you able to rejoin?
Oh, what the fuck?
I might need to, like, read the-
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Well, he blurted out for that initially.
He's faster than me! What the fuck?
That isn't me.
Oh, he goes for the ball.
Oh, never mind. Or, I don't know.
Did you have into a fall, Ella?
No, I'm running, Ashley. Now I have nothing.
What's going on?
I've got all the fucking speeds.
Yeah, clap it with your soul.
Okay?
Is he cooking?
Uh, I don't know, he run off.
Okay.
Let's go around and pass them.
AHHHHHHH!
I got him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
we can't really do much here oh yeah we can make a safe dump
we can't find these that's cool oh huh break them down that would not try it didn't work
I guess I can join whenever I don't know I guess so I'll just leave and we'll see
OK, all right, one sec, chat.
I'm going to reboot the game.
And I'm going to turn off steam overlay if for some reason that's causing the issue.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't really know what's going on.
Do you guys can see it, right?
Like the choppiness or.
Or am I just like fucking crazy?
I don't know.
I
Just enjoying yeah nice
Well, we're done with this floor. So let's go I turned off my steam over late think it except hopefully yeah, it's better now
We need to get some upgrades for the scanner.
Oh!
Yeah.
We're in break.
They are already good.
Hahaha!
I'm just getting for duos.
I don't know.
I haven't tried duos yet.
I don't know.
Wait.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah. Yeah, I mean yes. Yeah.
We must be sitting on a diesel.
I have seven.
Wait, is that...
It's still got boosts?
I don't know, I just upgraded the scanner, it's not in here, I'm not really hungry now.
I do not see it..
You do not see it.
When you hold it, when you are about to give it food, you can see the meter.
room I believe this lets you see you can like see items through walls
Anything I could buy? Med kit?
What's going on over there?
Oh, it's another one of these rooms.
That's so much food.
Rule.
I'd be able to see them see the items through the probably through the lockers right okay
That is what I'm talking about, it's weird.
Oh my God, there's so much food here.
Oh my God!
He destroyed the play store, you're running to the mine!
He ran into the mine!
Classic salad!
There's like...
Classic, yo!
Yeah, flamethrower down here.
There's another one.
We can fucking up if we just, like, push him.
Nice.
Ooh, flamethrower?
Flamethrower, too.
Yeah, sound of this road in the other one
we're running into a mine.
There's, like, a ton of heels
over in this cafeteria, by the way.
Yeah?
I can just eat salad's meat to, uh, heal.
Oh, wait, can you, uh, give the flamethrower on you?
There's an icy door, maybe we can go melt it.
Yeah, let's try it.
No ammo.
No ammo.
Well, if you have space, there's a bunch of items in the fridge, or if you need to heal
at all.
Oh, I'm seeing it's 76 now.
Wasn't there one more gruel here?
We got a new salad.
Yeah, true.
We definitely have enough.
Oh, the gruel stacks.
There's a gear here.
We can get an upgrade.
It's called 16.
I only got two.
I have ten.
Did these items stay on the ground, I wonder?
well leppa yo hey tell it's dead yeah I saw
Mega form.
Oh, it's my day, let's go, elevator, over here.
Oh, we're finally finding a lot of food.
What is this, like, what is this, a coffee?
Prison tea concentrate.
Makes your brain into overdrive.
Oh.
Ooh, giga wrench.
Oh, salad?
Hey!
Hey, buddy.
Uh, do you need heels?
Oh, no.
There's heels!
Yeah, in here.
What the fuck?
Come here!
Solid!
There's a second floor by the way.
Oh? Oh yeah, yeah.
Well done, buddy.
My coach told me that.
Alright, we got Max.
There's two of us.
Yeah, we're waiting for you guys.
Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, we could try to go downstairs.
We could, but the worms.
Yeah, but where'd salad go?
Popped it in the fucking oven.
I have many of these together.
There's a flamethrower behind a wall in one of the rooms,
like the thin walls.
Oh, yeah.
We probably break ourselves trying to break it I think the giga wrench could probably break it
Please you got to then we could try I guess
I'm down to try
Maybe we'll do it and throw in and we try to do the icy room
Good thing. I think pretty sure it's a flame throw up. It was in my like see-through thing. Oh
Shit you guys pin break. Yeah, it is
Oh, we're finally gonna see this. I have a leg. I like it
I can't get through it!
Only the host can get through it.
Oh, there it is.
Weird.
Oh, it's a nail going down.
Oh, you can change your health.
Yeah, you can change your birth.
I'm at 1 HP.
Well, there's heals.
Lepa I got one of these things to drink this make you feel better
Oh, thank you
Music oh well I got a nail gonna see look at the shit to the ammo
Just drink it Lepa
Completely drink it. Oh, did you already have a sip go right on? Yeah, I did
Nothing's happening. I don't know. I have no idea what it does
You're my test subject
Mmm, I was there where'd I'll go you go to the second floor
here. Yeah, that was sort of. Oh, it does. It does. Yeah, it works. Oh, there you go.
Med kit over here. Oh, I actually can't do it. Rounds. Oh, there's a lambels here. Oh,
Yeah!
Wait, what is the outside? Outside?
Ooh!
Okay, that's definitely just a picture of a jail.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, that's the skybox.
My immersion tells me it's outside.
I don't know what that's like.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna go down this ladder real quick.
What the fuck is that?
That's a dead guy.
So, uh...
Oh, hello.
There's...
Oh, I don't think there's anything else.
Oh, there's a cassette up here
Yeah
Yeah, it's in here you have space
You're missing health
Yeah
I always on missing out this
All right, I'm going back
inventory is so limited well you can get upgrades
we got a full oh shit we can't go to this next floor
We have full upgrades, I think. I'm gonna upgrade more.
Oh, really? You've upgraded the whole thing? Damn.
Yeah.
What celled have our own gun?
Nice.
What does that supposed to mean?
These drop models, you're gonna have to see the bombs.
Yeah, it means I'm the best one here with guns.
Maybe just a destroying, then.
Oh, god.
I'm a dean, actually.
I guess so.
OK.
OK, Flory 11.
I'll tell you what I mean.
Don't throw left in the cat.
Boom.
No, watch where he is.
Holy shit, my mood.
Oh, what is this?
Lethal company mentioned.
True.
And true.
And mine.
Watch out for the mine.
I guess Lethal company checked.
Lethal company was so good.
That game was just so, like, so scary.
Oh, god, what the fuck?
Hey, you.
What the?
Grewl.
That's all mine now.
Did anyone near that bird noise?
Bird? I didn't hear anything.
It was weird.
Okay, well, it was...
Oh, maybe it was left up.
It's still available I'm just saying it's a lot of fun when it was new
oh what the fuck he was behind the run he's got insane rifle i have enough let's see oh god
Oh
Yeah, I'm hiding in the closet
Yeah, pass your shit out of him!
Let's go!
Kill him!
I'm too afraid!
No, kill him!
I'm 30 health! Kill him!
A3!
I had 5 health.
I had 13 health.
I'll get out of more then.
Or somebody get a nice cover lock.
I'll have a cover lock.
Well, there's two more guys with guns, by the way.
Yeah, I got no ammo for this.
Oh, drop it.
Did you drop it?
Uh...
Oh, you got it, Sam.
I guess there's never anything in these
fucking lockers.
Shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't have it.
I don't know what to do with this.
There's another one coming.
He's blocking the elevator.
Come see shit.
Don't you think you're bonky?
You're just more than bonky.
Don't you die this time?
Don't you think you're bonky?
Don't you die?
Is there one?
Yeah, there is.
Wait, why are you shining pink for me?
Oh, the fuckin' bugs.
Their sound's okay.
Yeah, there's a-
Oh!
Get out of my way!
He's low HP, guys.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I am still out. Give me back to the elevator.
I hit the phone under the mine and it killed me no way dude
You can also do this that's on the mind my I hit a cone and it
If any consolation that guy's low-hate because that's I figured I shut
I shot him a bunch with the gun it broke and he threw a grenade at my head. Oh shit
Dude, I I touched a traffic cone and it flew into the mine and I just saw a miter dirty blew up
Yeah, we might be
Fucking hard
Oh
Get him right you know what
You're gonna be
Wait, wait, there's health kits?
Oh!
Oh!
I don't think it's gonna do much to him.
Oh, he's forgetting to stop the elevator.
Did he just miss the shot?
Yeah, he's forgetting to stop the elevator.
just you and me buddy versus forgotten how to play the game
this is a fine floor though i think right or no maybe not look you're friends now yay
Yay!
At least there's balls, I guess.
Yeah, it's a good amount.
Oh, there's a revive there.
So it's 21 bottles to revive salad.
Why is he making a salad that's not a good trade?
It is probably better to wait for like a yellow one though.
I don't know. It's hard because having an extra person helps, too.
Hey, Cody!
Mine!
What is Klicka do that?
Do you not like rats?
What?
For the record, that guy was low HP because I fuckin' murdered. I did all the damage to him.
Right, of course you did. Think you found a mine, right?
No, he fucked into a grenade at me!
Kills my ass.
So, is that everything we...
I think so.
C'mon, c'mon.
I think that was everything.
Kill the right.
Well, uh, we'll not forget the elevators this time, yeah?
Oh yeah, you mean this.
Alright.
We do a dump.
Okay, uh, hold.
Two.
I don't have to stop it.
Ever.
Okay.
Okay.
See here?
This right here.
This is online.
I'm not looking.
I'm not looking.
I don't even know what a mine is.
Do you have any bottles?
We need 18 to get this.
Fuck! I have one!
Okay, get more. Watch out for the mine.
You are not salad.
You are not the demented salad.
Ow!
I'm on a punch.
Yeah, look at the.
Yeah.
Can we upgrade more than we have all those, like upgrades?
Oh.
Um.
I mean, I think it's just a fuel the speed
He was so close
Oh, you can operate like okay that those parts to
Oh, there's one here.
Almost.
Do I just only 13 more?
Oh, another nail gun.
Oh, piece of candy.
I'm going to leave this here.
18
18
Oh, God.
We'll have the lad soon.
So, Per?
He gives me luck.
I suppose that would help with, um, you know, gambler?
May. Oh, May, then.
So you take like 10 sits and they just gamble?
Good day, anyone can stop mine.
Maybe you could get massive bottles of stack luck.
Good day, good day.
Hotlock pick area.
I still need another nine.
When do I press?
They need to get enough money.
Which you need bottles in this game. He's like red vending machines
That's a live beer on them will resurrect you. There's a yellow one that resurrects your whole teammate
But they're your whole team. Sorry, but uh, I think this flow that I guess it's like right now
Is this
oh my god what is oh this is no this is no game no game really
I want to come down to my house and chat.
I don't want to be a player.
A bottle?
Oh, there's a bottle over there.
It was a...
What?
I'm just trying to look at, uh, oh shit, Flush!
While I die, yeah, I threw a cone onto a mine, and it blew up and destroyed me.
I'm pinging the bottle singular bottle
How can you tell what the animals do?
What do you do?
Yeah, what does he do?
Can't you see?
Yeah, you're only general.
Oh, you're general.
Yeah, what am I?
What's up, skinky?
What's this?
Oh, I guess it's comradies.
It's drunk.
It's a ronkelton.
Oh, well, it's the one that picks up...
It's the one that picks up bottles, I think.
Watch out for the warden, by the way.
This is warden territory.
A lot of them.
Oh, my god.
The salad just fucking bled.
Did he just eat to that?
He's still alive.
Ever.
I need like a guidebook or something.
I just can't see the much.
I was just looking at the live VR.
Oh my god
Yes, you're not getting a vibe
I gotta try my thing out this I
Thought a gamma machine I just bought us
There's literally no bottles anywhere
Play sucks. Game sucks. I have zero bottles. What? Oh, this game sucks. I feel like the
strap and we need 18 for this can we just can't we just
oh no we're gonna get out we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go
But I didn't have to undergap all.
It is about how I gotta go!
He- he- Salad?
Oh, what?
Is he gonna stop it?
Oh...
I almost missed the shot.
Oh my god, dude.
No, I got the wrong way for one second!
Salad, ice! You said we gotta go! Wait, it's-
It is amazing how it's working!
There's no way I'm getting blamed for that. There's no way!
This is my team. This is my team.
I'm not playing solo.
Because you fucking left me!
Yeah.
Bro, never Team Open's left for an apocalypse, Jesus Christ.
It's so over.
Yeah
Am I bottle of wine, what is this?
You're gonna step on my nice one here salad this is mine nevermind
Oh, you didn't get straight full of that
He just went for that lever, dude.
His little creature is hurting a thing.
I feel like it's best just to go to like, spam floors when people are dead.
Because a lot of times you'll find these bottles, just like right at the...
...vent rooms.
Yeah, it's true.
Or those like, bottle rooms.
Yeah.
Peace.
Oh my gun's going low.
Oh god.
No, no, no.
Open.
Oh.
So, Salad had all the bottles, right?
Right.
Okay, I'm dead.
He's got to be like, it's my fault I'm dead.
little comp in it. Yeah, it is.
Oh, is that a gun? Yeah.
Oh, my nice. Good shit.
Oh, is it a leaguer? That thing just so good weapon.
Salad? Oh, I have more, Tina.
Guys, there is zero bottles.
I have five.
Yeah, there's something wrong with my vision, it's almost like it's not smart to stick yourself
in random needles you find on the ground.
Black ballast.
I don't know what's up with that one.
There's five bottles in the corner.
I wish I had a knife.
It's golden bottles, five.
Eight.
Yeah.
Ella?
Ella, no.
Ella, no.
It's golden balls 5
Yeah
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Oh
Oh, is that a rifle what is that
Experience this with me
Oh, oh, oh cool from me a party
That's nice!
You know, if you slit someone's throat...
...blood doesn't exactly gush upward on this part of it.
Oh!
Oh, no!
God, man, that feels good!
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Oh!
I never thought you'd like blood.
Damn, should I have a shoulder leave at this time?
I mean, I think me and this have been done for like
It doesn't have to be this
Half of those he just skipped
I think it's definitely like a knowledge issue because I
Think you can just
like you can just spam floors over and over again and just chat like you want
to loot fucking every single item on every single floor I think oh oh
Oh crowbar
Seven six two
Oh, I'm in standby hall for 20 minutes already. I know me and El both have
full tank of gas holy shi-
crazy
okay uh...
dope
dope
oh the breast saddle, we should only need to get 5 soaps in here
just needs repairing
i think i can still
still no boogits for this guy
every 5 forks get 1 or 5
Yeah, I don't know the thing is there there are my cat. Oh god. Lepa
I feel like he just my vision you just see oh
What it doesn't find a cucumber
the worst part is we need it like what Lepa needs to get he needs to my god I
feel like I can't I can't fucking think keep fucking think with Lepa
constantly talking. Anyways,
just like just ruining my train of thought.
But there there is a mechanic in this game for the entire team to revive,
which I think when when multiple people are dead, you should always prioritize
going for that.
Because even if he revives, like he's going to spend he's going to spend
like 20 minutes collecting all these bottles and he's only gonna revive one person probably
he needs to just keep going like he just needs to spam floors like cuz there's there's free
floors where you have bottles like I don't I really don't think this would needs to take
30 minutes he's trying to read everything though my obeys has crashed twice since we
We died.
Two times, yeah.
Three times today, my OBS has crashed.
Wow.
I feel like if you're the last person standing, it's best to just, like, spam the floors,
though, and then just look at the...
Yeah.
No!
He just...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Thank gods!
Guys... guys.
I don't know what that was, I'm sorry.
Alright, going forward, I think that most people are dead though, or if you're like
the last person standing, just try to like go, just like loot the first part of the floor,
and then just go to the next.
Like don't try to spend too much time looting.
Cause I mean, there's a bunch of free loot rooms, right?
Like if you just keep spamming floors, you'll keep, eventually you'll like get enough bottles.
Also, you know, don't leave without the teammate.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Whoever's pulling the lever, make sure everybody's there.
Unless, unless, unless that's, unless that's the first.
Prisoned.
I'm going to change it to win a bit later.
All damage in this game, I wonder.
I feel like these lockers are so useless, I can never have anything.
All right, it's okay, this run is going to be better, surely.
what perks do I have?
even speed
a mine, a cannon, and a gear
why I fucking deserve that one?
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it, man.
That's why there's probably food in there.
Okay, I've got eight bottles.
Can these drop bottles?
Or is it just a...
I don't know if they need to have bottles in them visually.
All right, are we leaving?
Oh, I'm, I'm here.
That's the one for me, sir.
Everyone is inside the elevator.
Repair!
As I glow, I go now!
Yes, he's closing the door.
Ooh, perfect stop.
The elevator doors are...
They're open.
Great.
I'm scanning.
I'm running because of mine.
Yeah.
What you saying?
What don't you want to talk about?
What the cucumber does?
I ran into a car.
I ran into a car.
Anyone knows what the cucumber does?
Look.
I think it's a glow stick.
I'm going to activate it, let's see.
Yeah, it's definitely glowing.
I tried this game solo.
these lockers are so depressing it's like I guess let me fucking break 40
boxes and open 40 blockers to get one fucking item. Bro, there's nothing in any of this shit.
Trash.
A whip.
Oh my fucking god dude.
Are they all fucking waiting for me, right now?
I feel like...
I don't know. I feel like I should just go back.
I'm coming back.
Hello?
Oh.
Guys?
Okay.
I upgraded the scanner.
I think these have a chance to have bottles, like the barrels, in the box, or in the box
I think we've looted most things.
Yeah, the most part.
Nice!
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
No one's dead.
Yes.
No, my car could just.
Oh, I got a perk. I didn't even know you could pick up like upgrades. Interesting.
I'd like to find a bag.
I don't really want to go that way, I don't want to go that way, I don't want to go that
I don't really want to go that way.
I'm going to go this way instead.
Hello!
Can you get off the loop that way?
I jumped!
We good?
Yeah, there's a bunch of enemies over this way, so...
Yeah, it's a shot this way.
And that's like an item unless you just paged the road and just slashed through it all.
Oh well.
Where was that mine?
Under the trash?
No, it was like slightly on the right.
Yeah, that trash probably was hiding.
I probably should have said something.
It's fine, it's fine.
I
Got him
You got him
Why would a pistol seem nice?
Man, we're tired. I almost like a fucking piece of console.
I think we're gonna need to hear it, too.
The flies will go away eventually, right?
Should I blow this up?
Oh, yeah, try the grenade.
Oh, yeah, you can try the one.
Nice. One hit.
Ooh.
Oh, so this gives you 10% max health, but you lose half.
You lose 50 HP.
I knew it. I only have 22.
Like we left with 11.
Oh yeah! That's smart.
Is it 50 per... oh okay.
I figured it was a flat body.
There's a ray pinkie, y'all.
Do we have any repair stuff?
Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Yes?
You can disarm mines with wrenches.
Oh yeah, I saw that on the tooltip.
Can you then loot the mine?
Yes, I have it.
Oh wow.
Do we have...
I have a gun with insane amount of ammo that needs to be repaired in here.
I also have another gun here, so we have two guns.
I have.
I don't have any.
You can repair them in Chetka, yeah.
If you have one of their box.
Oh, okay.
I picked up those two Acid Essences. Maybe you could put them on those gardens.
Yeah, I don't know how to do it though, but...
Oh, you stuffed the flammable back on there.
What's the flammable?
Oh, yeah.
Does it work?
Well, I have an A.
You can do it.
Yeah.
There you go.
Watch out!
Oh
There's a cassette here nice. Oh, I'm going back to stash some stuff. Yeah
Oh
My whip is still in the I want to get the rest of the me. I took the whip
This is in class and then we come
Are we about to get smoked out?
I think I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Help!
Oh my god.
What's going on?
Leppa's dead.
He fucking got eaten.
He got eaten by the freezer.
Wait, what?
What?
Yeah, you know the like lamp thing that pulls you up?
There's another one here.
Oh my god.
what yeah you know that they're like lamb thing that pulls you up
another one yeah yeah I got 21 bottles at least so I have a level
yeah right isn't there a vibe thing like right in here
There is. Let's see how much this costs. 18.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Okay, nice. I don't know if you can get like a super cheap one sometimes.
Oh, maybe. Scouting or something, but...
We're going? I'm close to the doors.
We're going in.
We got you, Leppa.
Thank you.
Yeah, people look up for a repair box to fix that gun.
Yeah, a little bit.
It'll be so nice.
What, mine?
Okay.
Oh, I know that.
Wait, I have the double bottle perk, I just realized.
Oh, my.
I just got like a blue in times two.
Yeah.
Why are there?
You can find the new perks, by the way.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
You can find a new perks by the way
Yeah
I got more range
Yeah, same bullseye, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I have the same one
You it gives you a day gives you a speed boost
Take one damage. Yeah
There's a rake there, if you want.
Oh, oh yeah, I got one.
One day is low.
Alright, can we get this mine?
Let me grab this.
Why do people keep saying that my character looks like me?
Yeah.
Fuck's off.
I'm closing the door yes, yes, yes
All right good look boys
I see man's a boss
Bottle bottles
If you just find a mine, you can do it, didn't you?
And I want some lettuce!
Me too!
What are they doing dude?
Like 50 boxes for nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I did get some balls.
What is going on over there?
Wait does this go further?
Oh it does.
They all rolled backwards.
Is that a nice decent?
I'm gonna throw a different aid. Watch out.
It's a fish that flew off the wall of the gun.
Nope. No, he was...
It does look like he's firing when he goes. That's terrifying.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm shooting you this thing is fucking massive
Well, he's less than half health, but now I'm not at most so I'm throwing another grenade
Yeah, I don't grab a gas mine. Hold on
Why is it so scummed?
I don't think we have enough to make the whole thing.
It's disappearing.
I've put down too much paint.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
Right, the gas is fine.
There's also the flamethrower.
Is he dead?
Okay, yes.
I mean, I lowered him a lot, okay?
I
British people have a history of owning nothing come on guys
Nice 20
I can't pick it up I've got eyeball
I think the yellow ones only have bottles if they actually if you can actually see the bottles in them
I mean I have 20 bottles I could buy it you also buy a live beer so that's 80 health right
How much is oh yeah that's true there was one around here somewhere right I think so
not sure that's where I saw one there's someone just step on the line maybe it's back at the start
Oh yeah, it's only 15 Ella, okay, yo nice catch
6
Salads
Salads explored it everywhere
I didn't do this
I am closing the elevator doors
Don't feed that guy with that
Wait, we're overweight guys, we're overweight
Hold on, we gotta throw the balls out
We're overweight?
Oh, let me throw this stuff out
Bye Mr. Eyeball
There we go, I upgraded the tank a little bit
Oh
He got in the way bro, I mean you're floating in my face
I'm sorry, I got scared we're or seven guys
I mean, yeah, we can't pick it up maybe just I'm feeding
Let's just look at one room and leave yeah
I'm shooting his eyeball.
Watch out, Salah.
I can drop him on here.
Yeah.
Just make sure I pick up the bottles.
Two-sided Boba.
I do not have any pistol ammo.
I have a lot of ammo.
We can just go.
Let's leave.
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
We have to fuck you.
Let's leave.
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
All right.
Let's see.
We can't stop on the next floor.
I love dance.
I'll leave you alone.
Oh, nice!
I like to get them.
Double, double.
Double, double.
I am closing the door.
No!
I close the door.
I am closing the door.
Oh, number 10.
god
why would you stop this?
it takes damage
next floor, next floor, next floor, let's go
at this time.
Oh wait, oh no, not the fog.
Oh, Ella.
Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella.
Hello. Hello.
Like this.
It's a flamethrower guy, but I have no more ammo.
I do have a hand to give him though.
Oh, he's a shit.
Alright, there's five bottles in this room over here.
Hello.
Oh, come in. Come in.
one of these like
Yeah, if you come over here, Ella coming
Yeah, coming back
Yeah, yeah, I didn't get it
Yeah
bottle here
bottle
other
day let's see it
uh... cassette tape
yeah i think that i think you can see the bottle
you
you
you
you
you
You
You have the balls I will see
Yeah, I'm sitting at 29
What did that sound?
Sound?
Or someone's gonna blow up?
Yeah, I did!
Alright, we're going!
Yeah, I'm going.
Three goblins.
Yeah, we really don't need to stop at every floor, but...
oh this is uh okay i'll check this resting but i don't like this
yeah it's slide and there's a minor too it's still 20 to resin okay yeah just let's do it
no he's here he's here
I don't think so I'm cursing
Yeah, there's a little SSR car.
Uh, how's the situation, okay?
Jesus, this fucking fan floor again.
It's almost exact.
Yeah, I guess that one.
No, it goes.
Oh, that's alright.
That's gross.
I'm sorry.
This machine is only 15. Maybe because it's deeper in like the level or something.
I'm helping you guys. I was so confused where it was. You're just walking into the, into
fucking bottom
Oh shit, you're right oh
Oh god there's fucking fall damage.
I am 40 now.
We're in the middle of the war.
We're overweight!
We're overweight!
Throw some shit out!
Oh my god, I am a four!
Well, we're all alive.
Dammit, I missed the fucking ball.
Okay, maybe this is like a, just go next floor.
Like we just, just go for the safe floors and like the shop.
Like the gig of revive.
Yeah, I don't see anything changing.
How many bottles do you have Ella?
18. Okay. I mean, that warning is so... oh, there's a ton of stuff. There's a ton of stuff on the second floor as well. I can see it all.
Yeah. I mean, we could just loot, like, up here at the lockers, but...
If that alert goes off again, we're fucked. Like, we can't really risk it right now.
I think they're away, I mentioned them.
So much smaller here.
to
I don't like this.
Yeah.
I'm putting in this cassette.
Yeah.
What the hell is this shiffy?
I don't know. I sipped it before, but it doesn't say what it does.
You get like... oh, I hear worms.
Yeah, I'm staying here.
It's not a warm
It's not solid stead. Let's go. He's dead. Yeah
This is a power load though, so oh my god, we gotta fix our thing
There's a bunch of bottles here just mark her. Let's yeah, I'm gonna dismantle these
are you sure cuz we might need it what oh oh okay yeah yeah I won't do it oh we're
a foot we're a full though I can read salads I'm raising you okay do it do it
did I fucking so how many is that salad oh Ella yeah got it thank you
oh lies yeah let's ditch close 20 baby oh shop right as I spend all my money
Great, but maybe we can sell mines here. Oh, yeah, we can sell stuff here. Oh, should I good shop?
Yeah, I wonder if the bottle it's out when you sell it can you get double
Coming there are those doubling this yep
There was a there was a five
Oh shit
What do we need the mushroom for?
Yeah, let's just slide them off for a bit.
We ditching?
Yeah, yeah, I'm out.
How many you got?
I got not a single double from that.
Okay, we're going. Yeah, we're going.
It's only 21.
Alright, let's leave.
Y'all heard that, right?
Yeah.
I'm sure we going up.
I feel like lockpicks are so rare.
Oh, never mind.
46% chance I wonder if it's ran if it's like
Corrections that way
Oh, so some lockers have like a higher chance to get picklock than others
Wow, that's great.
I don't know.
Oh no.
Oh yeah.
Water?
Oh, I'm fine.
It's coming in, follow my voice.
Come on!
Come on, shit!
Come on!
Come on!
Close it, close it.
Okay, not too bad.
Well, I found two gruel, so you can get some HP back.
Oh, thank you.
so you can get some HP back.
Oh, thank you.
Oh yeah, that's more than I lost, I believe.
I have 85 health, so I'm not gonna use that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, what the fuck?
Can we break this?
Is it breakable?
Ow.
Oh, we're continuing.
All right.
So what if we do it again?
Damage resistance.
Oh, okay.
He's good.
Matt, we need Vrench, we need Vrench.
I think gasoline situation
It's been a century since I got double value out of one
It should be a little easier to fix nice nice
Oh, I'm gonna mine. Oh, I was gonna. Okay, come on. What are you going to do?
Lower up.
I don't think we need to do anything. Double wrench. Nice.
I have 25, 26 bottles, so if anyone dies, I can res again.
Yeah, it won't be me this time.
Yeah, we're going. Yep. Yep. Let's go.
Our TV is like 428 or something like that.
Oh, there's an exclamation mark on the next floor. Yeah, I saw that.
I mean, like, oh, biome.
We're getting so many free rooms.
It's nice.
Yes.
Look at that.
Double!
Double!
I like the little sound effect you get when you get a double.
Nice!
Alright, yep, go in.
Reach one.
That type of speaking weird.
Just don't die, okay?
Yeah, I'm not gonna die, I'm playing it super safe.
Just stand in the other way, there's no content for you.
Yeah, oh it's this one again.
Oh nice.
Hello?
Oh, uh, five bottles?
Oh, okay.
Why did you turn it off?
Ooh.
Yeah, I'll give it to Ella.
You're dead?
I actually know I did it, never mind.
Ella, bottle, bottle, bottle.
It did a sound effect.
We didn't say, oh, double!
I got something for you, Ella.
I'll take this. You need to stay alive.
What is this?
Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. Is it is this permanent? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Oh shit. Thank you
I have 127 health
So much and 42 bottles
all right let's go what in the world everyone's here yes this is getting rid of my face there
was two up there you got my thumb and I floor those are my face of those like a horn thing
I don't really know what it was.
Oh, blight.
What is blight doing?
Oh, this one.
Oh, right.
I get demon-bonded PTSD from this.
I don't know why.
I'm gonna go over by left ball.
Someone in there?
There's a trap here.
Two traps here.
Oh, oh, uh, fake, fake, fake guy.
Careful, the traps, the walls, the trap.
I mean, yeah.
The fuck?
Sorry.
What's going on?
I'm going the other way.
Fuck this.
I'm going the other way. Fuck this.
Yeah, me too.
Hello?
There's a guy coming.
Yeah, oh, Hank comes.
Oh, yeah, I see him.
Let me shake his ass.
Got him. There's a shank here.
What a drop.
What is this?
it's a bottle on the right it's like a chain
wait what's she's a chain though yeah really oh shit you're go where's leppa we can't leave
where's leppa well I'm not saying okay okay it doesn't seem to like go for people then
ball over here. Wait, how much HP did you get?
Ehh, 88. Double! I'm like 39.
You got this. Thanks.
She seems to only walk in, so I don't really... Oh, she's coming!
I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this! Where's Leppa?
I'm gonna go get him. Leppa!
Leppa? Leppa!
What the fuck is it?
There's uh, they're being attacked by monsters, you should go.
You guys good?
Well, I don't know where they went.
They were kiting her a lot.
I think so.
I think they went this way, guys.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, somebody's coming.
Yo.
Oh, what the fuck?
Did... did...
This?
I think it dropped a mine when I got him.
Did you feed Klatska and Ibaal?
Yeah, I did.
Hello?
Yeah, I think this fed Klatska and Ibaal and mined us.
Oh, I think.
I see.
How much do you need for your health now then?
I have 28 health now.
now thank you thank you I have 53 bottles by the way so you're definitely
res take that other one and just spam it just spam the effect I have a mop and
it's not fire damage on it oh nice all right let's say we need to rest this but
let's not do it on this floor I don't like yeah yeah that chain lady she spits
like cell blades by the way oh fuck wait look at this it just it's it do you see that
these games yeah i'm yeah i'm tired of these stops okay this you're coming alive now
I did
feed
I'll try
places over here like in the downstairs in the kitchen yeah yeah
I
do you guys know the handcuff gimmick
no I'm pretty sure you can handcuff people
like monsters or
well I think maybe like a player is looking around cause I can
oh
I'm gonna move it.
It hits me.
Ooh, bigger lunch.
Ooh, and a nail gun.
Oh, I have some...
Got a nail gun.
I handcuffed so we know handcuffed works. I'm pretty sure you can do it on like human
Be careful.
Yeah, it's always a trick wire.
Well, that's what blows you up.
Yeah.
What's that?
What's that?
What's behind that?
Is that worms?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Fuck it.
We gotta go.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm almost there, I'm almost there, we can't wait for long, we can not wait for long, oh
my god, okay we got it, I don't know where he is, go, go, just go, go, go, go, go, go,
wait Salad you're out of handcuffs, yeah, yeah, yeah, you just keep off the wild, okay,
Well I have thirty two.
Um, oh bottle.
Yeah, that's a good bottle.
How's there's a gun down here somewhere?
There is a rez here, let me see.
Guys, let's go and spend, it's twenty three bottles.
I'm rezing it.
Oh, this fucking door. Couldn't you have just waited for a little while, man?
No, it would have died. It would have been over.
Poor Leppa.
Oh no.
That was all our bottles.
Well, he used to get them out of the Bresig me and you, so I don't think he had too many
left.
I'm gonna punch him.
Disable?
Did he just kill himself or what?
Oh nice.
Oh.
Oh, I mean, I'll grab the bottles, I guess.
Maybe I can res him?
Let's see how much does this cost.
All right, I'll uh, I'll uh, I res him.
I just enough.
I'm a bad guy.
You wanna go grab your stuff?
Yes, you can.
Yeah, I'll just do it.
I got all your bottles.
Oh, nice, nice.
Hey, I just...
I don't know if there was anything else.
Right here.
Oh, yeah.
Put your bottles.
Or was that salad's bottles?
Wait.
Nice.
Oh, guys, salad is fucking dead.
Nice.
Oh, double.
Salad's dead.
That was...
I looted all their salad's bottles, I think.
I thought it was...wears.
Perfect.
Hey, my punches have a chance to knock enemies out?
I have six parts.
Well, I'm down to keep...
I am a Christ Holy Spirit.
Do we have any explosives? I have a grenade.
You wanna blow that up?
I don't think it's none of that.
I think we should go back to the- let's kill this body though.
So does it always drop a mine when you feed it to the eye?
No, no, it's a chance.
It's just a chance, okay.
We have so much shit here, jeez.
Alright, I'm gonna feed it, so just watch out.
Oh, did you hear the eyeball?
No, is it only the eyeball that drops it? But just yeah, it's only it's only the eyeball. Okay grenades don't do a lot of damage to walls
Relieving yeah, yeah, I guess we're leaving here. Yeah, okay. I'm pulling
We got a good amount of fuel and we have to be to
I think we probably don't how much health you guys have some only up to
102.
112.
Okay.
Oh, bottles.
Oh, nice.
Bubbles!
Alright, we're good.
I'm just gonna scan to make sure we're all in, you know.
You ready for a stop?
Oh.
What?
Uh...
I can't do anything.
Floor 33
Damn salad
What
I got a gun
Guys hit the potatoes
Oh, yeah! Oh, nice!
Yeah!
Alright, pull it, pull it, pull it!
Yeah, yeah, six, six, six.
Oops.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, I need to lock in.
Do these things not respawn?
Oh my god.
I'm a fucking tool.
fucking joeber
Yeah, they do
I mean safe like insanely safe. I got this he just lack him
When I go grab a snap
What is everyone dead hello oh fuck I think I was dead
Oh wait you're not dead
6
You sure my god, the gun is like actual p-shooter
Fucking hell I thought I was doing way more than this shit
It's so over this ain't looking good
AHHHHHH
If I had died to that fucking guy
It's like why he weak to spots
I put him so late, then he just shot me in the face
Oh my god, I just realized this is the what you call it when it's like
it's like a saying in certain cultures
What do you call it? Idiot?
Uhhhh
You know what I mean right?
Yeah, I have 12 health
health is it the same Finland that you must you're gonna make it out of this
same finish you got a fight potato I move I see a spot I see a spot needs a
It's just fiddling and we fight it with potatoes.
We're finished, Dad, but um...
Oh, we could... can we pound the potato?
Oh, good idea.
I made that.
That should be sound to you.
Oh!
Oh my god, it's built up into so many more.
Oh, god.
This is like that binding of eyes of quiet the
I mean
Maybe
I mean I'll just try I think this one. Oh, thank you for this fun
I think it keeps dropping new spawns. I saw one spawn on him.
At least we can help him be on the grave.
I don't think they're doing early access for a...
Oh, he's got me.
Nooooo.
It's a good try.
That's a plastic cock.
the
they've up on the random
student
and some of the
out of the
awesome gimmicks right there
and
yeah
Does it actually save when it saves?
That's not a number, though.
I can eat meat.
Maximum flashlight charge, wow.
Wait, you have a Santa?
I don't know why I have a Santa, but I have a Santa, though.
Oh, you're big Santa.
Wow, look at my helmet.
it looks like a blood-borne PC or a believer
I don't see him
oh look at that again
dude I can't believe I died
are we any wasting
Is it the thing is it does say that I
Couldn't see it like a load
And maybe you do have to finish
Yeah, we imagine it
We know there's a boss part of floor 33 now
Yeah, true. We did love it's probably one on 66 as well
Yeah, probably or six seven, you know
I don't know.
Not me, it wasn't even me!
I wasn't doing anything!
It's unnecessary.
Guys, is it any way Serino?
I mean, did you check for the load just now after we finished the run?
No, no, I didn't.
I didn't see it, I didn't see like a continue option when I went because we had we started one run yesterday.
Oh, you weren't able to continue from the one yesterday?
Not that I could, not that I could see, no.
Maybe the hot takes...
Oh yeah, there was a patch, yeah, maybe the patch was something.
Okay, apparently you could continue in early access, but there was no continue in the main view.
I kind of wanted to see, let's do a floor so it's as safe as possible.
Do you want to listen to something that's coming along?
Yes.
I have double bottles, by the way.
Oh my god.
And 20% more health. Wow.
Wow.
Dude, the prison is so full.
Yeah.
Why are we only getting prison?
The only things we're going to do are...
I think there's normally something in these rooms, I'm actually surprised there wasn't
this time.
One bottle. Epic.
Alright.
all right
bonk, bonk, bonk
bottle? yes
oh I got mega speed up though? yeah what is it?
Oh, that is not mega speed.
Where's Alex?
I'm gonna look for him.
I'll come with you in case there's...
Well, I'll be back soon, Shirley.
Bro, what is salad doing?
I'm hearing part of music!
That's not how he talks, huh?
It is!
It is not!
No, it doesn't!
Okay, we're going to floor three.
That's like a nutcracker.
Oh, it is!
It is!
It's not cracking, you buffoon!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
you bethune it's harry put a high-pitched harry potter enough times to know that I
ain't Harry Potter yeah Salad is Harry Potter okay
It's been the hogwarts.
I have action.
There is never anything good.
I hate that you can use like weapons to break boxes, but then the weapon breaks like super
fucking fast so like what's the point early you guys good
There's no loot.
I love playing the no-loot game.
This is great.
Oh, a fucking cucumber to fuck myself with.
It's great.
Doesn't even do anything.
Oh.
I
Don't know what I never seen that speak up
We go in yep
We fed it!
True.
We fed it!
Yo, just do a glitka!
Test the thing, okay?
We'll let it load, same game, then we can start over, okay?
Fuckin' sucks, man!
What the fuck are you playing, you fucker?
That was 25 bottles!
Save the game, if we just reset your way!
What saves? When does it save?
I don't fucking know, you're the host!
I think it seems really safe.
I'm gonna go across.
Okay, let's go to the next floor.
Yes, it says saving the top right.
Oh, this is cool.
is my game bugged or is nobody saying anything?
Oh, for fuck's sakes, I can't hear you guys anymore.
Oh, Salad's back.
Yeah, I can't hear shit.
You wanna...
I don't know if you guys can hear me, but maybe exit out and see if...
if it saves. There's no sound in space. Oh, I couldn't hear you. Oh my god. Oh my.
to thank hello yeah okay reverse working yeah which one of you got
I don't know who was it?
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
Wait, another gimmick here.
Another gimmick.
Ooh.
Buckles.
Minds me of severance.
Minds me of severance
Oh my god
Yo cam flick thank you for the 82 months man
Oh
My guy my guy
What oh, I just fucking am
I'm not doing
There's an electricity guy come in come in let's bitch bitch bitch is everyone here yeah
Wait is this this? Yeah, yeah.
Uh, he's coming with us.
Is he friendly?
Oh, oh god.
Oh no, now!
Why did you shoot him?
You're so shit!
I didn't get him, man!
No, unless he walks in front of me!
No!
Oh, fuck!
He walked in front of me!
Oh, what a sweet guy.
He's in the train of rage.
absolute train wreck I'm gonna raise him he has the bullfella there's someone
hiding it there's a reservoir here wait what is going on go next go next go
next I'm sorry this didn't mean it
did it okay this time don't worry buddy I'm coming to save you I see a red
wait I have 16 bottles but I'm sure there's some more here oh fuck I have a
right let's go to the bitch what can I fuck that's how it is fake solid okay
maybe I can just run they're fighting each other nice come on how many do I
need 18 I need one more bottle yes all double boom thank you
and
I'm gonna soak the shit out of this guy
thats right
we got a shank now
three battery flashlights
I
I feel like the lockers just aren't really worth looting.
Oh, hey guys.
Sorry, sorry, guys.
We didn't mean it.
That's all good.
I was at, like, five holes.
Did you run across?
Did you run across all the way up?
I don't know. I think the guy in the elevator might have hit me.
I couldn't really tell.
and
and
and
and
when someone spawned a grenade in the elevator
Fuck it, let's leave
They're still stuck
Oh, mommy, yeah
Yeah
Oh, handcuffs
Nice
Who do you think?
You're mine now.
Can you break out of them?
Wait!
Oh!
Wait!
Are you naked?
Maybe.
You!
You-
BUUUURGHH!
BUUURGHH!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, you hit me!
Are you gonna skip?
Oh, he's doing it.
This is in a fucking gift suit with a tram stand!
Do you have a tram stand in the back?
What the fuck?
Look at his outfit!
Oh, this guy's some chiefa.
I'm so fucked.
I'm chained by the gimp man.
I can't do anything.
And I know it's feeling...
Oh, I'm back. I'm back. Fuck.
Oh, it's awful.
Uh, okay.
Uh...
Holy shit.
You stirred him in medicine before.
Yeah, food.
Either of you?
Uh...
Uh, yeah. Thank you.
Okay, I'll do the same.
This looks like Ricardo.
Adam, times two?
Nice.
Okay, yeah.
Now that door doesn't seem to do as well.
Now there are almost like three HP punchin' up.
Maybe I have a perk for it.
Oh yeah, true, yeah, that's true.
Oh yeah.
Did anyone check them right?
Oh god.
We're leaving.
We're leaving.
Yeah.
Well, I upgraded, so that's why the shake.
Overload.
the door. Yes sir.
Oh you missed it. And then we are going past this floor thirty
You haven't even stopped it yet. There you go. There's a shot after this.
Excuse me. Watch.
I'm too big, I can't get past them!
You're too fucking...
Poor ag.
Bro! Oh, shit, my fucking legs.
Holy shit, this is so many bottles.
I need a lot of come over here.
of
Oh, more weed.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, come on.
These boxes suck ass.
Oh.
demo.
No fucking way, dude!
I should just turn off.
Alright.
Man, where is everybody?
I need Ella.
Hello?
anybody out there they're not dead right oh no fucking shot I said it to open
Mike oh I have 10 bottles oh shit
we're dead leppa leppa yeah they're all well I'm gonna grab the bottles oh
Alright, let's- oh no, I'm gonna fucking die probably.
Oh god.
Oh god, my legs, my fucking legs, Lappa.
I'm coming.
Alright, I got 18 bottles.
Wait, oh there was a room with like- oh whatever, it's fine.
I found a room with like- oh, thank you.
I found a room with like 10 bottles and I was saving it for Ella but...
It was okay.
How many do you have?
Five.
Five? Okay.
Do we have stuff we can sell? I have 18.
I don't know if we should go for the...
The team raise.
29.
I
Mean three okay
Nice all right
I uh man you lose the totem perk then
Yeah, that's fine.
I know what you spoiled, yeah.
I think.
Yeah, I also heard something here.
Mommy?
Sorry, sorry.
Bottle?
Oh, man.
What?
Another bottle over here.
Oh, man.
Another bottle over here
Hello, are you over here?
Hello?
Oh.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
There's a bunch of bottles over here.
Hi, German.
Oh, one right here.
Nice.
Nice.
uh... one right here
times two
come on
come on more times two please
times two
alright, i got twenty one model
Yeah, there's like a perk that gives you double bottles.
Electric guy coming up to you now.
Oh shit.
That's a mine.
That's another mine.
Oh, he's invisible.
A little bit.
I guess fine.
I didn't lose much health.
Thank you.
You died?
Yeah, he did.
He blew himself up.
Oh, okay.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, okay, I see
That's some enchanted spuds
Right now, oh I got like a 200 damage so
Yeah.
Oh, wait, there's a fuel down here.
Oh, and a gun in this.
You think I can beat this with a soap?
Uh, I also have a soap.
Oh, look how much damage it does.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I'll just hit it one more time.
Use a ton of it, but.
Yeah.
Yeah, he doesn't have a, oh, discount.
it doesn't have a lot of durability but it just deals a lot of damage yeah oh 10%
discount interesting are you taking it maybe I should take you have a scunner
ready let me see I do 5% for the double models yeah yeah you can do it you got
I'm going to test it. Yeah, I have 33 elephants after that, so I've got to find some health.
I'm going to go back. Yeah, same.
I'm so scared of this.
Oh yeah, I have a lot of stuff.
Oh, sounds.
The sound is dead.
Oh, I can eat meat.
forgot about this. The meat eating perk is actually really nice. So where's the Lev
maestro. Oh, there's some bottles here. Leppa? Leppa? Where the fuck is Leppa, dude? Leppa?
I don't know.
Where is he?
He's doing some work out.
Yeah.
I will close the door now.
I have a big discount on purchases and the rest should be cheaper for you too, right?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh man.
That's quite a lot.
I think it wasn't the beginning.
Oh, there's a repair kit right there.
Oh, yeah.
Put the bottle here, come on.
How do I use this repair kit?
We got to do it with Klepka.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah, here.
Wait, item will be repaired for...
Oh god.
WOOOOOO!
Let him come in, he's coming in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I repaired that giga-stope, but I got
Hell yeah
Yeah, you repaired it nice
I may have let the flies
punch the flies
there you go, go away
uhhhh
did we just like try to rush to boss again?
I mean we rest obviously but
we're sort of doing it?
yeah I mean we're just trying to make sure to
I got 22 health so that's not much but
we don't even need weapons we've seen it be full health going into the fight
yes
yeah
Hmm.
Cause the sub's working out.
That's what I'm gonna tell him.
Yo!
10!
Yo!
Oh, what?
Oh.
Bro, this guy's gonna fucking kill me.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh
What the fuck is that
It's so over my gun didn't do anything I was tickling him
Shit, yeah, that dude was insanely
I was going to be a massacre when Lippa gets back.
I have no idea what even killed me.
Like I was punching that guy.
Oh my god.
Was there a mind like to wreck things onto the elevator?
No.
Come on.
I don't know anyone.
Oh.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
He doesn't know.
He's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is he gonna do a salad? No, not when he's this careful.
What the fuck? I am careful.
I was just watching that guy and I just fell over. I don't even know how I died.
BALL!
BALL! He's about to fuck around and find out.
Yeah.
Alright, there's a... you can come up to Medkit.
Oh, you did?
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Not for a big deal yet!
What?
What the fuck?
There's no way he's gonna kill this thing!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
this thing oh my god I get this shot at that much
yo that is an MVP traffic cone right there
shoo shoo go away
ow
what is there's no way
there's no way
left foot rabbit and he's also blocking the other
Oh shit, here he comes!
He's not coming though, he's fine.
Oh, he's coming! He is!
He's so dead.
I'm not sure what it is.
This game is too hard, chap.
Aw, man!
Am I rushing the boss fight?
This game is fucking hard.
That guy was insane.
A perfect anyways time, though.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for the game. Thanks for the game.
Back to asylum. Yeah, back to asylum. True.
Wow, Saladin was taken by the Z-men. No, Salty!
Oh, look at this, this is a bigger game per guy. Look at this, look at his pics, man!
man holy shit and look at his tattoo over his ass
judge god damn
have a good one guys yeah it's a man have a good one guys
stay on next
There's like a forest stage. I want to get to the forest stage. What is going on? Is
Is this like an easter egg?
Maybe the game just bugged out.
Oh, there's no menu. What the hell's going on?
Yeah, I think the menu's bugged out.
Alright guys, it was a fun stream.
But I think I'm also going to anyways.
We will try more DS1 runs tomorrow chat.
Maybe we'll do more lads tomorrow if they're down.
I'll be down to play more.
Maybe one day we'll be able to beat this game.
We kind of fucking suck at this game, dude.
We...
Such a disaster.
It's fun, though.
and
that they were watching everybody
I will see you all next stream
of a great rest of the night is
five more days well six more days I guess
until are you nine
and the time is almost upon us
I'm so excited for our E9 chat
it's gonna be so much fun
I'm gonna give a raid to my buddy Mr. Monopoly
he's doing some Halo 2 speedruns
for a lot of you guys, no Mr. Monopoly at this point
I've rated him quite a lot
but yeah, go side a mono chat
Thank you all for being here.
Resident Evil Marathon tomorrow?
I don't know, man.
Honestly, I'm not that...
I don't think the Resident Evil Marathon is going to happen.
That doesn't mean we're not going to play Resident Evil games.
There's not really enough time for an RE Marathon, and quite frankly, some of the older RE games
kind of suck.
So I'm definitely going to play like Resident Evil 7 and RE8 before RE9 comes out and probably
do another playthrough of like the remakes and stuff, but I don't know if I'm going to
do too many of the original games.
Yeah, anyways, have a good night, guys.
Bye, bye, everybody.
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