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What is up y'all?
I'm sorry nine is so close it is five more days including today I guess
Will DS1 get beaten? That's a good question. I don't know.
You're not hyped for Resonable 9?
Really?
That's fair I guess.
I'm very excited though.
Honestly, I don't think this rando is, I mean, it's tough.
The hardest part about this rando is the early game.
But the biggest thing that will get you killed
is being impatient.
You just have to play so slow and careful
if you don't want to just randomly die to some bullshit.
and
Totally.
Is there a non- oh my god, my voice is fucked today.
There a non-telegram link to this modified enemy rando?
I don't think so.
Can't wait till me and my husband Lobos revisit Alheim.
Yeah.
I uh, I loved Valhalla, it was such a comfy game.
of the
now we were skipping 10
you guys wanna see Elden Ring beating in 2 minutes?
Yeah, Lobos has been trying to get me to play Kono next to us for a while.
Alright, are you guys ready for the zips?
Here we go.
Why does he fucking quit out the moment he spawns in?
What the fuck?
of
of
of
of
What happened? Zipping happened.
They should patch this? They already did.
This is an old patch.
fucking two minutes to beat Elden Ring. It's absurd. It's absurd. It is absurd how broken
zips like
This is crazy that Eleanor and actually like this was actually a thing
All open world games have shit like this I don't know that's
I don't know if that's necessarily true.
I mean the fact that that glitch exists has nothing to do with the game being open world.
can you replicate it in DS?
You can do zips in Dark Souls 3, but they instantly crash your game when you do them.
And they don't work the same way.
In Dark Souls 3, if you repeatedly equip and unequip an item, it can cause your characters
to zip.
I have no idea why, but apparently when the zip happens, the game just instantly
crashes as well.
.
Of the wolf.
I'm the Smith on speeder.com because it's a task.
I don't know if there's a task section for Elden Ring, I mean, Varad, Varad, Varad,
The guy who made that run is Verazzi, I guess the only one who has even done passes of Elven Ring as far as I'm aware.
The best speedrun ever, I mean, it's a very broad question.
Have you heard of Chamonix?
Chamonix?
I'm sorry.
You know what, I should go right back.
I'll do it.
Well, if you want to take me to the police,
you'll have to.
I'm going to pay for Chamonix.
I'll get you.
I'll go.
You can't get me anywhere else.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to go to jail.
I'm sorry for that.
You don't have to go.
You die here.
You want to die?
I'm sorry.
You want to die?
Good morning big fish.
Alright guys, shall we start the rando?
I think it is time.
for another day of suffering.
Yippee!
Honestly, I kind of want to do some resident evil today, though.
an evil today though. I mean, I honestly, I think I kind of shot. I kind of like shot myself in the foot.
I mean, not that I regret doing it, but you know, I did all the resident evil games in the
in the New Year's marathon. So I'm like, I don't know, I guess I just haven't been as inclined
to play them since I played a bunch of the Resident Evil games during the speedrun marathon.
You do the others.
I didn't do five and six.
Ah, yes, I'm so you guys make this so.
Tantalizing like, oh, yeah, yes, yeah.
Play Resident Evil Zero, play Ari five, play Ari six, play code Veronica,
play, play fucking dead aim, like, yeah,
play all the fucking worst Resident Evil games.
That sounds fun.
Five is OK.
I don't I like Resident Evil five.
I actually like Ari five.
But. I don't know, man.
You know, OK, another streamer came into my chat the other day.
about the resident evil marathons and stuff.
And he was saying I do a resident evil marathon.
I end up hating half of it because you play all of the resident evil games, right?
And some of the older games.
I mean, some of the older games just I also I like.
I agreed with that comment.
so much
I don't know man, Resident Evil 0
some of the older RE games, I mean I don't hate them
but I also don't love them
I mean, that's a good warrior.
Here we go, Warrior.
His chest piece is really heavy, but...
I think we just pick up the club right away.
It's the game loud.
Uh, it might actually be a bit louder than normal.
I think I might have turned it up when we were playing Klepka yesterday.
Not sure
That is like, that is one thing that is so stupid about the Souls games is like, why is talking to an NPC lock you in so badly?
It is kind of bullshit now.
That was a good character too. That's, well whatever, it's fine, we're only a minute in anyways.
Streamer so good at the game, thanks man.
Like, you can't, you cannot use items.
You can't use items or you can't, you can't roll or use items when you're talking to an
NPC.
Which, like, I mean, I guess I get it because, I mean, I, I don't know, I don't know if
normally in the game, like maybe this is just a randomizer issue.
But I feel like there's, now there's definitely some moments though.
Like for example in in the undead bird when he tried to free grapes, right?
And you run past his door and he's like help me help help and you can't fucking roll
You can't fucking do anything. You just do the enemies just fucking destroy you while the dude is asking for help
I don't got time for that.
IMD.
I've reset 83 times, man.
Skipped a chest, yeah.
I really hope Sa- I feel like Salad doesn't know Dark Souls won that well.
I really hope Salad, like an enemy, spawns in like a spot where it looks convincing and
Salad opens the mimic.
I would love to see that.
and other people to fail. Yeah. It's just a game, man.
It's just a game.
It's rando know-how to thing.
For Dark Souls 1, I would argue that is probably not...
I don't think Rando DS1 no hit would be doable. Maybe if you didn't randomize key items in
the Lord Vessel. But even then, I don't know. I mean, she knows really good at no hit,
like the thing about knowing it and and same with like speedrunning is that you
can you can practice it right you can't practice a rando really like no a lot of
knowing it is knowing patterns and how to deal with like the layouts that you
have, you know, that the game presents you.
Randa's pure skill? I mean, I don't know if I would argue it's pure skill. It's...
I mean, getting a no-hit randomizer run is largely just depending on RNG more than anything.
I reckon.
I mean, you can't say that it's all RNG, like it's both.
To leave the undead asylum in pilgrim age
Is there a rule that you have to pick up loot when you come across it?
No, I think that would be a little too bullshit to be honest
Lord
Watching this cutscene 83 times listen sometimes, you know, I want to break and I'm gonna take it by watching the fucking cuts
What do you got against the cutscenes, Kemi? You are always on about this shit.
Chat, stop saying ban.
They're just ban people.
This is what my chat has become, Kemi.
Am I struggling so much with this run because I'm a fucking speedrunner and I have no patience.
We probably would have already been done with this run if I had more patience.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean the run is hard as well but like most of my deaths genuinely come from just not
like i just i just want to go fast
my my pb run of fourteen
i think it was on my pb run of fourteen or i don't know anyways we had a run
that was really deep
it was a really good run
and then
like ice i cleared all of the catacombs
slowly
one and then
and then i came back to the catacombs
And I was like, dude, I don't want to fucking kill everything again.
This is ass.
So I try to go fast and then I fucking die.
Come again.
So Maxi.
How is your, uh, Ari marathon been going?
Ask the child, well, rip my extra health.
Do I have a usable weapon?
Uh, I could.
Aw, a clam though.
I don't think you can kick the clams either.
I could probably hit them off the cliff though.
I kinda want to loot the graveyard.
I kinda like looting the graveyard early on.
54 hours for all 27 games so what so was that every resident evil game or how
does that work I mean obviously there's like multiple versions for like each
game but excluding those I blamed a chatter for me dying on my first run
yesterday I mean honestly it kind of was that chatters fault I mean it's it's not
direct like it's not directly his fault it's my fault for reading the comment
and getting distracted and not paying attention to the game but I was also
next to a bonfire which this game generally makes you feel safe when you're
next to a bonfire however in that area we were yesterday I was not safe and I
I pay the ultimate price with my fucking life.
All the wheels are so bullshit in this game though, they really are.
Yeah, you you've been here for all the DS fun rando. I
Guess you just love watching my suffering. I get it. You're not the only one
It's not like that, I know, I'm just kidding.
I wonder if resident evil 9 will have potential for randomization I wonder how
many different enemy types there's gonna be in resident evil 9 because resident
evil 7 and 8 are quite frankly terrible for randomizer
why is bloodborne this emote that's a vicar Amelia from bloodborne don't
Don't you remember that boss fight?
All right, I'm gonna try to roll this guy's poke and I'm probably gonna die, but...
Oh I fucked up. Oh my god.
Oh fuck sakes.
Oh
Oh
Fuck oh
My god
Stop putting spamming that now he's too far away for fuck's sakes come on do it again, of course
Dude, I need you to fucking die, please!
He's gonna fucking kill me, I just, I have a bad feeling about this.
Fuck.
Do you find a good weapon from a monster to drop?
Does that monster always drop that weapon?
I don't know.
I'm not sure if I've ever found a really good weapon from a monster.
I have no idea how the loot tables for enemies work in this rando
You would have to ask Hot Pocket Remix, the guy who made it
Oh god
Oh my god, we are...
We are fucking point one away from being overloaded
Please don't kill me
We're at 54 out of 54 equipment.
I'll level up a little bit.
What happens if you exceed the weight limit?
You fucking aura walk.
It's great.
Kind of sauce about this.
I just need to kick him. Maybe I should just continuously punch. Maybe that's the better strat.
That works.
Stone art.
Bro!
Come on!
Fuck off, dude.
I love walking, fucking...
This... face of a turtle, dude, this is great.
It's gonna take me fucking 10 minutes just to get to Undead Parish!
The
thing is you I know people are like you should have level up endurance but this
situation happens so infrequently that it's just not worth it like you you can't
you you don't want to level up 20 endurance on the off chance that this
happens because you again it's it's so rare and you need the stats to actually
use weapons
oh come on man please dude I'm not gonna I'm not even gonna fucking make it man
it's it's fucking joe we're dude maybe I should go to the I don't even know I'm
I'm so fucked.
I mean I could go back to Firelink.
Maybe the... did the cleric sell any armor?
Oh I took this fucking bomb!
Oh god dude, alright I'm actually fucked.
I'm actually fucked.
of
kind of want to just jump off and walk off the cliff chat
to
You dare?
Hey, I'm odd thank you for the 37 months
Well, there's an item we can loot over here
to the right, I guess.
Whatever, we've got some enemies over here that will probably kill us, but we could try to loot that item.
Or only hope.
Hope the next item looted is the Lord Vessel, what the fuck?
You are evil.
That would work as you could Darksign and warp out.
True.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to get up this hill.
Come on, save me please.
Oh!
Oh!
Yes!
We are back.
Off the cliff, Mr. Skelly.
Dude, what kind of fucking pants was I wearing?
How much did- wait, what the fuck was I wearing- wait, did I also get the c- oh, I got the catalyst, which removed the shield, right?
I was like, how did the pants... Yeah, yeah, it's the shield.
Yeah, that shield was horrible.
Give you a shield of hell.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Got some souls at least.
Planet Chunks. It's got a good shield.
Thunder Ring.
Alright, well, this is not great.
I can't use the washing pool either.
I need a usable weapon, man.
There's two items over here I can loot.
Well, it's not a weapon, but...
Why were those armor set?
You act like I have a choice in the matter.
Bam!
Bam!
Bam, everybody.
all right well we still don't have a usable weapon
we did get a Lord's soul at least that's good
There's a few more items I can check before things are going to get real desperate.
Gonna have to go loot these two items over here.
try to bait the enemies off the cliff
oh god
oh
That's kind of scary.
Hey, Bootsvoid, thank you for the 5 gift that's up.
Probably butchered your name, but thank you very much, man.
It's pretty easy to kill all the enemies in this area at least, so that's nice.
I wonder if this weapon still inflicts bleed if you don't have the stat requirements dude. Give me a fucking weapon
Fucksakes
of
more decks than I can use it
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
I'm just going to try to run to the merchant and wish me luck.
Doesn't seem too bad apart from the dragon butt potentially.
And I guess the fucking ghost that's going to attack me at the merchant.
I need a fucking weapon I didn't really want to buy that but I mean it's a good weapon
we can use it to kill bosses Dude, what the fucking 17,000 twinkly?
She's got a homered bones.
Kikai
There's anything
Birth buying I don't think I
I mean our armor I don't think we have anything that's that heavy. I guess the
handsome gloves. I mean there are light handsome gloves but I'm not sure it we're
not gonna be able to light roll regardless so and we're on mid roll
right now so I think this is fine.
Well, this weapon is really nice, and I mean, at least we looted a fair amount of the items
here.
This is the weak one at least
Dude, why are these like fucking scissor guys so scary? They're so tanky too. It's crazy
Nice I'm almost dead. That's great
Honestly, I think this is, I should maybe...
My dad, dude.
I didn't know where the ghost was.
Why is the ghost in the fucking floor?
Why is it in the floor?
Why is it in the fucking floor, dude?
I can't even throw.
I was like, I guess the ghost is fucking gone.
I didn't see it, dude.
Why did it go to the floor?
Look off, man. That's bullshit.
I should have just kept running.
I don't know. It's like I couldn't decide what I wanted to do.
I just I don't understand.
Be OK. I would understand if I went to a lower elevation
That the ghost would go through the floor, but I guess maybe it's path-finding bugged out.
I just, I don't...
This is another one from the place where you get on the steps.
But I never killed the first one though.
That had to have been the first one.
Or maybe it wasn't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm so confused now.
I should have just kept running, to be fair, that was kind of my bad.
where the lightning damage come from that ghost shoots lightning I think there's
like two different types of ghosts there's like the melee one and the lightning
one or maybe they both shoot lightning I don't know. I think they're different
what they're... is it the city? Is there only one type of ghost? I think there's two
right?
Oh my god, why did I pick this up?
I was specifically not going to pick this up and then I picked it up.
I'm so dumb.
Oh
The weapon is good. Yeah, but now I'm fat rolling is the problem. I could have actually killed some bosses I
Could have actually killed some bosses if I was not
Now I'm fat rolling, which means I kind of have to like loot.
Okay, you know what we could do, though?
We could use this weapon to clear the graveyard, at least.
loot all the graveyard.
I guess it sucks that I have this fucking shield on me now.
This thing weighs like 8 or, oh, 5?
I guess that's not that bad.
Yeah, I mean this weapon is insanely strong.
It's like one of the best weapons in the game.
I mean, if I find Twinkling Tidenites, yeah, I don't know, I guess we will just go
We need a different pair of gloves and chests.
Right that pokes through the shield.
Wait can I not?
Oh no I can't parry with this shield.
I didn't know that.
I think those, those scissor guys are genuinely one of the strongest enemies in the game.
They do so much damage, it's unbelievable.
How did that, how did that hit not stagger him?
times this piece of shit again.
I was fine dude.
You get to live.
Oh, this guy is stacked.
Oh my god.
Dragon tooth.
Oh, another blacksmith giant hammer.
Hello.
A light chess piece as well.
Oh, they can mid-roll now.
And we have a ton of...
This is good.
Time to loot now.
I'm still not sure I want to loot yet.
Alright, I'm gonna go down- wait, what enemy is next?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Can I make this?
I feel like the dog might kill me.
I feel like that is maybe a little too risky.
The skip should be illegal.
I mean, yeah, probably, but I don't think it's that big of a deal, um, yeah, that's
true.
I don't know.
I mean, doing that skip is really nice, so you could check Capra early, but I mean,
Yeah, if you want to just...
Because I mean, the thing is, if you say that that skip's not allowed, right?
Then that means Capra is probably going to be one of the last bosses you do in the run.
So, I mean, you could be fucking ten hours in, finally get the mystery key so you
can go kill Capra.
And then...
And then you're fucked.
I mean, potentially.
I guess this weapon does scale the strength a little bit.
That defense boost.
I mean I could see the argument.
I understand where he's coming from, but I don't think it's that.
I mean the thing is, well like, if you do, if you say that the only way to get to Capra
is the mystery key, then the mystery key becomes as relevant as the Lord's Souls.
Which, I mean I guess is, you know, it would be exciting to find the mystery key, because
of that.
Yeah, if the area down there is grayblorted, it can be kind of sus if you do the skip.
Saying you can't go to SIP without the crest.
Well, you can though.
Like that's like normal intended behavior.
I mean, you're not necessarily meant to go to lower Undead Burg until you get the mystery
key in like a casual playthrough.
Obviously there's a million ways to get to the lower part though, if you know what you're
doing.
The basement key, oh yeah, sorry, it's not the mystery key, you're right.
This is good RMP.
I don't know if you could have it with a plan.
It's just buggy.
I don't want you to get hit by the plane. It's just buggy.
Alright, this guy's gonna drop an item. I don't know if I should have killed him.
That might have been a mistake.
Well, we got lucky.
I'm fat now, though.
But I could level up endurance a little bit.
Oh, we can find infinite twinklies. We're gonna be in really good shape.
Skip was found in testing.
What are you talking about?
Nowadays, I'm complaining about Elden Ring.
I mean, not really.
I still, I mean, I still love Elden Ring.
I just think uh...
Elden Ring is kind of a pain to get to like go through the whole game.
I still love doing challenge runs and stuff in Elden Ring. I haven't really had any
challenge run
that I've thought of. Also, there's like channels that exist exclusively to do Elven Ring Challenge runs.
Elven Ring is like a content farm at this point. I think like every challenge run under the fucking sun has been done.
Not saying that, you know, just because somebody else did a specific challenge run doesn't mean I shouldn't, but...
It's insane how many... how many challenge rooms have Elden Ring have been like down there.
We're all in the RE9 waiting room?
Yeah, I can't wait.
Come on, Twinkies.
Ooh, Enchanted Feltian and a McClelland and a Blackneck Raid Sword and a Lifeline Scythe.
Oh my god, holy fucking Andrei.
And we have a Blacksmith... And we have a Blacksmith Giant Hammer at the Undead Merchant.
Now, we can midroll now. I just had to do two endurance level ups. Run dies to gravity.
I mean, yeah, like all of these things are great. I mean, I was extremely excited for
Elden Ring too. I mean, I still love Elden Ring. I just can't play it. Like, I just
get a kind of board going going through the game it's just the the torrenting
just gets so tiresome no you don't
bro get the fuck back here
You'd be interested in doing Elden Ring boss rush mod.
I don't know man.
I just, to tell you the truth, I love playing through the game the way it's intended.
But unfortunately just the intended way for Elden Ring is just, you know, it's just
such a pain. And unfortunately, I feel like in Elden, not to go off on an Elden Ring rant
again, but I think in the Souls games, when you know where you're going and you know what
you're doing, and especially if you know like skips and stuff, you can go through
the game so quickly. But with Elden Ring, it's like, it doesn't matter how good
you are at the game or how well you know the game it's still just you you're still
just gonna be riding torrent for like an hour you know i mean
I just, I kind of wish Elden Ring had more ways of getting across the map, and maybe
I might be in the minority with this, and I just, I feel like in the early game, they
gave you a good amount of whi- That is weird.
In the early game, they gave you a ton of different ways to get around the map, and then
they kind of just stopped doing that, like later on.
Like, you have the teleporters to K-Lid and you have, you know, there's some teleporters
in the snow field, which is nice.
Should have the night rain bird to Elden Ring.
The Elden Ring Dungeon Crawl. Yeah, I never actually tried the Dungeon Crawl, Rando.
Should try that at some point.
if for some reason it does not let me scroll what the fuck is going on I cannot
scroll up my fucking chat dude
all right
I mean honestly Chad I don't really care that much for spoilers and even if it is true
I'm not surprised. I mean I've been talking about this forever
what is that? oh that's not bad
I'm over here.
Can you stop keeping all over the place, girl?
Well, it's good that it's good that we got Quailag already.
Quilag is, can be one of the worst bosses depending on the arena you're fighting her.
The Nightmare Seed mod for Elden Ring, yeah I've heard about it.
I, uh, I'll probably try that Nightmare Rando at some point, but...
That Rando takes like 50 hours or something, so not...
that specific mod, whatever you wanna call it.
It takes like 50 hours, so I didn't people have been asking me to play it, but
I'm gonna wait
All right
All the rando, it's a handcrafted overall, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's just a, yeah, it's
a handcrafted mod.
It's not like they just pressed, you know, they pressed randomize and it was just
really bad or something.
uh...
man i really need
i'm gonna just get more
quailag killed blup is running the
capparina yeah capra quailag is
basically run over unless you have a black like a black knight
halberd and even then it's kind of fucked
Yui despised every second of it.
Yeah, it seems pretty bullshit.
Oh, man, I feel like one of the most important things...
Oh, wait, I...
I'm gonna just use another hammer bone.
I don't wanna run back.
I can upgrade my hammer to plus one.
I mean, might as well.
Boe could work for Quelag, I mean Boe kind of works, but the problem is, if Quelag is
in Capra's arena and she opens with the jump attack, like the fire-spitting jump attack,
you're actually just fucking dead.
I don't actually know if there's anything you can do if she opens with that attack.
Maybe you can run under her, but I don't know.
I don't think there's enough space.
We haven't looted like anything yet.
i guess we can try to do this fight
I'm watching Knights of the Seven. No, I was actually funny enough. I was just looking
at that show this morning. Kind of want to try it out.
I want to go check what the boss is first, I'm not scared, oh, alright.
The fucking light stored rolls are so annoying.
probably should have just homered bombed out but i guess i mean we killed all the enemies
so we could just go back to the nest i don't have that many homered bones and we can always
just go back to the undead merchant to get more of them.
We haven't looted like any items at all in this room though.
this the run? I don't know man. I'm gonna go down to Quailag and see if I can get the
Actually, I kind of want to go to SIF first so I can get Shava.
I don't know if Shava is that great of a...
I don't forget the logic.
Oh shit, I just left in there, didn't I?
What the fuck?
I just ran right past, I didn't- I was not paying attention at all.
Yeah, I mean, we have really, really good weapons in our shop.
Alright, well...
It's just kind of stupid. I should have just boned back to the parish.
Oh well.
I guess we can...
I mean, we don't have to grab the parish bonfire now.
after we kill, well, assuming we kill Sif, we could just bone back to Firelink.
We could have Twinklies. I think only certain merchants are allowed to have infinite of an
upgrade material, so I don't, I don't actually know if, uh, if Sheva or Shiva.
Is it Sheva or Shiva?
I'm not sure if he can have Chiba, okay.
I don't know if he can have infinite upgrade materials.
I don't think you can.
I mean, we could go try to kill the crystal lizard before Taurus, demon.
We could kill the crystal lizard before Taurus. Maybe we'll get another twinkling-type knife.
I mean, if now is probably the best time to do it, I guess.
If we're going to Hydra anyways, because we can kill Taurus and then just go back down
the tower. I mean, I love Lobos. I mean, Lobos made
bad mod for himself though like definitely not gonna not like that chef
you know like as a brother the thing is if I kill Hydra
If I kill Hydra, it drops an item, so...
He's published it?
Well, yeah, no.
I mean, my worry is not whether it's public or not.
Hey, we did get another twinkly.
Although, does it...
How many twinklies do you...
Oh, it's butterfly.
How many...
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, if I get far enough away, I guess we can just go off and kill it.
Can you get plus two with only two Twinklies, Chad?
How much does it cost for the second upgrade?
I can't remember, is it?
Is it only one?
Are you going to land?
Does he land?
I assume he does.
I feel like it's been taking a while.
I think the ta- like the wing candy hits.
Select Gwynevere.
Did he not fucking randomize it or...?
Not getting the ladder.
Uh, no.
I don't really care.
Yeah, killing the pyro will drop an item.
I don't think we've ever found the doll.
not yet anyways
you don't do that much these days
I mean, unfortunately, I feel like just killing a bunch of bosses is the best strategy.
I wish it wasn't.
That's the one thing.
I feel like if weapons didn't have stat requirements, then like rushing the bosses wouldn't matter
as much.
It's just
You need if you don't have the the stats to use a weapon you're fucked
And that that's why rushing bosses is so good right because if you if you just kill a bunch of bosses
If you kill like seven or eight bosses, you're gonna get you know level 40 or 50 you're gonna have
20 or like 18 decks 27 strength
Which at that point you can use so many different weapons.
The thing is guys, it's like if we don't find DLC bosses, that means the DLC bosses might be...
Like, there might be a DLC boss in Capra arena.
Hell.
I'm perggin.
I think I've got my cheats on.
I don't know how salad is just like feeding runs or something cuz
He's been doing it for like half the amount of time that I have.
Uh, alright.
All right, 30.
And we kind of need a chess piece.
i think andrew was selling one
i guess we should go back to andrew to uh...
oh shit
forgot i haven't talked to this guy yet well good thing he didn't give me a weapon
the bkh? no shot
damn
Our merchants are so stacked with weapons on this road.
We have the Black Knight Greatsword, the enchanted falchion,
another blacksmith giant hammer, and the Black Knight
Halberd.
That's kind of crazy.
We're safe to pick up items.
Yeah, but we already upgraded this.
I don't know if I should use the Trinkly.
Maybe we should just stay at plus one.
I think Andres sold a chess piece though.
Like a crimson robe or something.
vendor near Garg's.
We're still so heavy though.
I think if we buy...
...that we're good now.
Fairly.
Alright, let's go down to Quailag.
I really want to fucking loot stuff though, it's like it's killing the inside, not looting.
A little bit more defense.
Are there like multiple different types of DLC enemies?
Like this one, I swear sometimes, sometimes these pitchfork guys have so much more health.
Now you get defense all the way up to like 99 humanity.
Bro, what do you fucking mean?
Where is the- where's the fucking merchants?
Hello?
Why is he not here?
Oh fuck, you're right, I did switch covenants when I joined the fucking cleric- oh god,
Oh my god
of
Oh, the Gravelord ended.
Now, you don't have to invade.
It's just, it's my, it's because I...
It's because I left the Covenant.
Yep.
Rest of Bonfire and change back.
Can you change your covenant at a bonfire and know that was the thing?
Why do I always get Manus here?
I mean at least it's not Manus and Capra arena.
Yeah, I actually didn't even know that was a remaster only thing.
I mean, today I learned I don't really ever mess with covenants, so.
That damage is fucking ass.
We're gonna be in a while.
I'm surprised with plus 1 the damage is still this bad.
I guess he's really likely in the system.
It might be better to just use the jump bar too.
I guess it depends if I can get to it.
You're poison and mild, I think, sir.
of
I almost baited me there.
Really.
I don't think I have any blossoms.
come on buddy
that was the slow one
We're almost there.
I don't know. Slow and steady. How long have we been fighting this guy for?
I thought this weapon was good.
It is really good.
It's just the problem is that the majority of its damage is lightning, and DLC bosses
Those are heavily resistant to elements.
A muck perma?
What's...
Sounds exhilarating.
Nah, there's no scaling in this mod.
Except for at the start in the Asylum.
Okay, this is fine.
Oh, fuck.
Holy camera.
I need to jump off a cliff. Uh, maybe.
Alright, well, we're just farming the bosses.
I guess we go to Suns.
Now we have enough stats for the BKH now.
You have the BKH at hand, you could just loot.
I mean we have another Blacksmith giant hammer as well.
I mean, nothing is unpro- I think I still just want to go to Sen's.
I mean, we can start looting when we're in Anor Londo and Sen's.
the
Yeah.
That is always a possibility.
I'd imagine if it was just at the fire link well.
that would be very sad
of
We are lucky he didn't do his fucking combo there.
Or I'm just scared if there's an enemy here.
I don't know if I should grab this bonfire, I mean...
I'm not sure if we should, like I kinda wanna loot...
...Sens.
We should probably just loot it when we come back.
Like we should probably just loot all of Anor Londo.
I'm not sure what boss is there.
We should probably just loot all of Anor Londo and then on the way back, we loot Sons.
Thank you for the 73 months memory leak.
These are some expensive fucking homework bones.
Ooh, Guardian Soul.
I'm gonna buy an egg berm fuse just in case I get...
There's some really expensive tight knights too.
Oh.
Well, I guess I shouldn't have bought those.
You know what? I'm just gonna...
Maybe it has a fat ring?
Nope.
Oh...
Oh my god, another black...
Oh! The weapon Smithbox!
Go along, find my...
But...
That's pretty goooood!
That's pretty good.
Oh, it's Capra.
I
Fucking die dude.
All right, oh well, you know it's okay.
At least we can finally loot now.
All right, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna loot some stuff and sends, I think.
Here's the Black Knight Great Axe, but I don't think... oh my god.
We got Gravelorded.
Ella's dead again.
Ah, Ella's right with the world.
Ah, hmm.
Okay, chat. I got some food, so I'm gonna turn on soul salt for a few minutes. It shouldn't
be that long. Yeah, I wanna eat for a little bit so we can watch more of the soul salt
from yesterday. Shouldn't take long though. I'll be back in like five or ten minutes.
Man that was actually beautiful
What did I do? What did I fucking do? I'm scared
the fucking time jumps are you kidding me
what is that bro what the actual fuck is wrong with my roof
honestly dude they're always fucking like oh I'm over here up up up I'm
Stop on a wall! Oh, now I'm over here!
Oh, now I'm going to jump fuckin' 12 fucking yards!
What?!
Lennie!
I'm a boss right now, come on idiot.
No, come here.
What?
Oh, what?
How?
Oh, my life isn't factual.
I just...
Never forget.
What?
Oh, what? How?
Oh, my life is just not true, I just need to...
Never forget.
What?
Fuck off!
What? How did that miss?
I'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm gonna fucking lose my shit on this fight, dude. I can't handle this.
There is zero counter play. You literally can't do anything about it.
I don't know. I actually just don't understand how this boss made it into the game.
There's no way that QA tested this boss.
And put it in the game
I'm fucking believable
Fucking believable how many fucking times she did that hyper fucking poise attack
Bitch you're such a fucking bitch
This game is so fucking shit, it's so fucking shit this game
But a fucking piece of dog shit and this game next to each other
I wouldn't be able to tell the difference
I'd be like oh which one do I put in the fucking ps4 that put the dog shit or the disc they both look fucking identical
After I'm done with the initial Elbring height nice. Yes. Yes
Yes, absolutely. I
Love this game so much
I'm actually moka shake again.
What?
No!
I cannot move.
I'm dead here.
Oh, that was a nice one, guys.
What the fuck?
Oh, my fucking god, no!
No!
No!
No!
My fucking shit came!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh, no, dude!
What? Dude, am I serious?
I've done the daggle three times in this fucking stream
because I'm listening to people in my chat type
Come come kill yourself by road mine can't hit love. I'm losing all my rocks cuz it is
That's the fucking crowd
You're fucking kidding me
That's not it what oh my fucking god
I hate this fucking skit where are you going?
Why do you box that?
Fuck this game
You piece of shit of skit
Nooo
I was switching to the fucking flask why?
are you fucking serious what is this game I'm literally blocking I'm hoping
the block button and I just died I don't fucking get it
ah nice cool epic that's that's fucking great dude that's awesome that's
that's a man such a we're such a great game dude really just a phenomenal
amazing game fucking incredible man that's the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life
How do you do a jump attack into a fucking backstab?
Now I'm trapped! Now I'm-
AHHHHHHH
No! No! No!
Ah, God, I'm not!
This run will definitely make a pass flex all the rooms.
Archers 2 is pretty consistent too, again and again, it's not much randomness at all in the beginning.
what I got picked up by his foot and then he stomped with me on top of his foot
what he killed me
What happened?
What happened?
I've lost my patience.
What?!
This is not possible.
It's not possible.
What?!
What is happening?!
Okay!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way! What is going on?
I have to be honest.
What the fuck was that?
I'm dead.
Fuck this fucking shit.
The dirtiest way of doing that is saying, oh my sub-round.
Okay, here we go.
This is the run you guys, this is it.
There's not possibly anything else that could go wrong, right?
We're not going to get a leg spike on millennia, the fucking chariot's not going to run
over me.
be.
What is he doing?
I'm so- I'm here!
I'm so happy to be here.
I'm so- look at this mud-hugging.
Oh my god!
What is happening?
Okay!
I'm so happy to be here.
Oh my god!
What is happening?
Hey!
What is this video game? Are you serious?
What is going on? Can you please stop this?
Whatever you do right now!
What is going on?
Oh no.
What the fuck?
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, poor Ayn.
I don't know how many know here runs he lost to millennia, but it was quite a lot
Hey jump here. Oh, thank you to 11 months
I'm done with my food chef
There's only seven minutes left of the video though
if we want to finish it.
lark said.
Did Nems finish a run in 2025? I don't know.
I wonder what Nems does. I mean, not to be like...
I know he has like a law degree.
What's up, Positun?
Yo, Cypher, thank you so much for the 20 gifted.
Thank you, man.
No. No. No!
N-No! No!
Oh my god, the Moose Incident!
Wee! Miyasaki's finger! Moose Incident!
No! What? It's my life!
He never does the grab shot, no way!
He never does the grab!
He's never done the fucking grab!
Do not, please.
Ah, of course.
Dude!
Fucking hell, I don't think I'm going to change my mind.
There's a fireball coming.
There's a corpse drop coming.
Everything man, give me fucking everything!
Yeah!
Ah!
Yes!
Fuck me in the ass!
Come on man, stay still.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me, player?
Oh my god, I love it when the boss just like...
Woo! Woo!
Oh, hit me in the... hit me in the...
Oh no, I'm on here!
It's all on me!
Yeah, it's a little bit of...
This should never happen again.
Oh no, you motherfucker!
Hmm.
Well, dude, elderly bosses need to stop living with literally one HP.
They need to fucking stop doing that!
I'm saying fuck...
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAAAT?!
WHA-
WHAAAAAT?!
STILL ME!
DUDES!
NOOOOO!
THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY!
Oh, I don't believe it!
I don't believe it.
No.
How do you make me lose this bar?
Somebody drown me. Run me above and just hold my head under the water and drown my fucking... just kill me.
I can't control my fucking character, dude.
My version of Bing search is out of date. What are you talking about? What Bing search go fuck yourself drive like a fucking virus
What is this?
Fucking do this bullshit. I'm tired of this. Die here!
Oh my god, I can't open the door
Oh my fuc- are you fuc-ing kidding me?
This is so- what the fucck?
Oh my god this fuc-ing game!
Oh my no!
AHHHHH!
FUUUUCK!
This fuc-ing winning game!
Oh my god, I'm so fuc-ing treated.
And do the jump attack, of course!
This is the worst!
And do it a second time, of course!
How am I supposed to not yell if I got this kind of shit you're in the lava and I died what?
How am I supposed to not yell at this game?
The life of a speedrunner
and
The DS1, everybody's hopping on the DS1 rando. It's prime salt farming. Soon it will be
RE9 salt, true.
Oh, you know what? Because we watched Soul Salt Chat, I- yeah, the fucking Gravelord is gone.
That was fucking strats. Calculated break.
Oh yeah, let me put the- oh god.
Go loot the item down there, I guess.
Ooh, nice!
Alright, well this is bad.
No, we don't have the Lord Bessel yet.
I don't really want to go over by that dragon butt.
I think we go to Anor Londo.
Hey Bob, thank you for the four months.
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Thing is, we are not... er, no, we are in mid-roll.
I guess we should just go...
We should probably just use this plus five axe to uh...
theCynicalWeeb I guess
I don't know though, plus 5 Battleaxe is not that great.
I'm like kind of tempted to loot more.
The problem is I don't have normal Titanite.
The merchant...
I mean, the merchant and SENS did sell normal Titanite.
Maybe I should go back and buy more.
Oh, I don't really want to, but I think I should.
to fire link yeah but I don't really want to
I don't really want to go all the way back
God damn it
of
I mean, I don't really want to lose 14 humanity.
I'm just going to buy 18, I mean I don't really want to spend 9,000 souls on this but
at the same time, he sells homered bones too, I'm going to buy like 2 more.
If I'm picking up stuff here, I would prefer to be able to upgrade my weapon still.
Maybe the giant blacksmith will sell Titanite as a possibility.
I feel like I could get this guy to just fall off there.
I probably should just try to kill him.
It's not like it's very hard.
that was not risky
I
Might drop a weapon
All right
Why auto equip because it makes the challenge much harder?
No, the axe is good.
Is it not already hard enough?
I mean, the thing is, if you don't like...
If you don't do auto-equip,
if you get a run where you get a...
Like, imagine you start with the BKH,
and then you get infinite twinklies, and you get it to plus five,
and then you find the Fappering,
and then you have that for the rest of the run.
You're gonna instantly kill every single enemy that you come across for the entire run.
You're gonna have a million fucking health because the fat ring is gonna permanently stay equipped
Like yeah, you can still die, but
It's just
Like that nothing you pay nothing would matter after you get a really good weapon
Auto equip is what makes the challenge hard.
I mean, I will admit, the auto clip is a pain in the ass sometimes, but I think that is
what ultimately what makes the run interesting, though, because again, if you get a really
OP weapon early on, it's like, okay, now you're just going to be killing, now you're
going to be using the BKH for like seven hours straight.
you having a kill and pick up everything as you see it I mean the thing is if you
do that you're just you're just making the run like extremely R&D
randomizer rng is the basis yeah but i don't think you realize how fucking annoying that
would be like let's just say hypothetically right
hypothetically you let's say let's say you have a good weapon right and you're on the
way to tourist demon and then you loot an item and that gives you an unusable weapon
okay then it's like all right I'm gonna keep running around and looting until I
eventually get a good weapon and if I don't then I have to go loot more stuff
and then eventually like it's just fucking it would be horrible you already
have to loot the stuff as it is. Also, this guy is way too tanky.
I mean, Ella already finished this random...
I mean, he was using a different randomizer, but...
Like, Ella already did this before.
If anything, he should be the one to finish first.
He fucking did this for, like, a month straight before.
I guess a better way to describe it is if you had to pick up every single item it would
become the run would become less about skilled decision or not skilled but
like smart decision-making and it would just be RNG right like did I get a
weapon that's good before the boss I'm about to fight
of
Yeah, one of these days, I'm gonna get like a bone wheel here.
Well, actually a bone wheel would probably be fine.
He would just fall off, I think.
Yeah DLC caster would be kinda scary.
makes this section a little easier. Most of the time, yeah, I would agree. Dragonbutt,
the dragonbutt's just gonna fall off. I really don't like this area being grave-lorded.
Oh my god, I actually have enough resist.
I should probably just try to do the boss fight with the battle axe, I mean it's not a bad weapon.
Yeah, the graveyard setting is a pain in the ass.
There's more whole salt to wait the Grey Lord out, yeah.
Oh, it ended. Nice.
How you been enjoying the new patch of dirt?
Haven't had a chance to try the new wipe yet.
Is there a foggy random for DS1? There is, yeah.
Can you backstab them?
Alright, what do we got?
Let's see.
You don't get the Gravelord thing, so basically it's an option.
Here, I can show you guys how it works.
So this is, this is, we use an enemy randomizer made by 5th mat. And, yeah, so this rando doesn't really have that many settings, but you either, it's kind of stupid, you can't even turn it off.
basically you either every map is grave lorded or grave lords of random map
every 10 minutes so
God having ever having every map grave lord it would be truly horrible what does
Gravelord mean it's like a I don't actually know how Gravelording works
naturally but basically in vanilla DS1 or normal DS1 the map can become basically
it just spawns like extra red phantom enemies on the map which are even
stronger.
All right, what do we got?
And that's fine.
I wish I had some green blossoms, dude.
of
All right, what do we got?
I'm throwing knives on this room and she is somewhere behind me I think.
I hear her I don't think so
I don't know why I rolled that.
All right, she only have one move.
Uh, no, she has a few different ones.
I think she only has like three or four attacks total, though.
Not that many.
Hey, Mr. Miro, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
And thank you again earlier, Cypher, for the 20 gifted subs as well.
All right, wait, do I have any way to, I don't have any way to kill her.
I'm going to proceed to the house now.
Alright, Chad, I gotta go to the bathroom real quick. I'll be back in a sec.
It sucks that I can't kill her because if I could kill her,
if I could kill her, then it would despawn the enemies in Enor Londo.
Okay.
What?
It's a tight night's chunk.
of
Let's see, Gat.
Probably shouldn't have picked that up.
Hey, we've got two pieces of chain armor.
Indigo.
of
And I wonder what that item is sometimes you get like an item drop that you can't pick
up I wonder because I don't think you can have multiple of the same key so maybe it's
possible that it were like yeah I don't know because you're gonna have multiple of
the same spell. I have 99 large Titanite. You're right.
Mr. Detective over here.
I got more tight night.
Oh, throwing knife, yeah.
Poison can actually be useful, I'll buy a few more by the turn of humanity as well.
The gold coin.
Alright.
All right, how far can you throw these knives from anyways?
Now that tarnished the godmother's image, I am dwindling, and thy transgressions shall
not go unpunished.
Thou shalt perish in the twilight of Anor Londo.
All right, well we have a ton of items to loot in Anor Londo.
now we don't have the Lord vessel yet hopefully we'll find it
of
build coin useful for, you can sell it to France
or 10,000 souls
or 5,000 souls
Alright, stick
How much does this thing weigh, five?
It actually does decent physical damage, funny enough, but unfortunately we cannot two hand
or left hand, so.
I don't think I checked butterfly in this room or Capra
No, the basement key.
Well, we could go to the female merchant.
Nope.
Look at the skeleton drop.
Nothing in there, the door's locked.
left
to think we just have the one chest in that room
Yeah, there's been a lot of giant skellies here.
more defense. I think we looted everything here. That was a fucking mistake. Wow.
I feel like I shouldn't pick up items that enemies drop.
downstairs no we already looted that trust
pretty sure we looted everything
How dare you?
of
the
of
of
Oh, getting the path is really nice.
Oh, you need 20 decks for this thing.
I don't even have great arrows anyways.
weapon. I don't really know. I have the chest on the Raptors. Oh yeah, that's true. I don't
think I'm going to be able to get past the enemy though that's in the stairwell. I don't
I don't know, it was the blacksmith selling a weapon, I can't remember.
Oh, we got lucky.
Ooh!
Nice!
It's not a bad weapon.
That's a really bad scaling, though.
Yeah, we should probably fight Quindolin, actually, now that we have a weapon.
I get to meet when
Heretic. First thou offended the God-world, and now thou see fit to trample upon the
tomb of the great Lord. I am the dark-soul of Gwyndolin. Let the atonement of thy
don't do this. Oh my gosh. It's literally right behind me. I didn't know. I feel like
I think we need a lot of damage for this.
I mean, we could plus one it up.
I don't know if we have enough damage. We could try.
Come back later.
Yeah, I mean that might not be a bad idea, I don't know.
We do have Fap ring right now though.
We have the BKH on hold, yeah, but we don't have infinite twinklers.
I mean, we just can't, we just need to make sure he doesn't get that close to the wall.
All right, well, this is also a good weapon.
But I mean, we have a bunch of good weapons at home.
I don't know.
I think we just need to keep looting.
We have no shortage of good weapons on this run.
That's another good weapon.
I have the right of kindling, when he asks this.
of
I don't know if I should kindle this one to 20, but I guess that's okay.
No, we didn't even loot Firelink Shrine.
And I can't wait to find the Lord- dude, imagine the Lord Vessel is like at the well.
We didn't loot any item in Firelink yet.
Oops, that went the long way.
Yeah, we don't have any Lord Souls yet either.
Alright, we can loot the chests up here and then, as far as I know, we've got everything
an anor Londo
The cleric alls are fucking heavy as shit.
And backstab them?
Oh, yeah that's not a bad idea.
Alright.
Cannot level up there.
I gotta kill this fucking dragon butt.
ffffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
my dad
my god
I hate these fucking enemies so much.
Do you not even fucking die, dude? What's going on?
I didn't get souls.
Where the hell do you go?
If I didn't have the phat ring, I probably- oh no.
Oh god.
I'll be back in a sec.
Well, so for those who don't know, this ring makes you take double damage.
So uh, yeah.
I don't know. Were there merchants that sold rings? I can't remember.
Who was it that sold all the rings? Was it the guy here at Sons?
I remember there was a merchant that has like three.
The merchant here has three? Okay, well we got... we're completely saved, then.
Yeah, we have to get rid of FAP, but it's better than taking double damage, I guess.
I'm gonna be so fat now too.
I'll save the Darkwood grain ring. That could still be useful.
That could still be useful somewhere else.
All right, we have insane cursors this now
Oh, those are lighter gloves.
Yeah, we already looted below the merchant.
What is the- what enemies over here?
Oh, it's a crystal lizard.
more defense
Well the thing is we still have the dust crown ring potentially to find as well.
of
the
Back to fat.
What's this?
24 fucking decks dude?
Oh, and downgrade up.
Oh yeah, there's a wraith on that one ledge.
the mushroom.
of
of
No, I didn't loot.
I didn't loot down below, but I don't have- I can't kill- I fucking can't kill anything,
man.
I mean, he's got a bunch of weapons.
We could buy Murakumo.
He's got better weapons, but if I'm still looting, I would probably rather just pick up one of the weaker weapons.
Check the revert weapon.
Yeah, yeah. That's probably just smart play. I'm just impatient, but yeah, I should probably go.
I should probably go down.
But the thing is, Chad, even if it is a good weapon, we're still going to be looting stuff,
so...
Oh yeah, Andre can just downgrade anyways.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
All right, let's see.
Like, plus 10.
That'll do.
Yeah, you can downgrade it, Andre.
Maybe I just had a bit of a three head moment.
Back to sends?
Uh, yeah, I guess we should finish sends.
Maybe the lord bus is in here.
Bods are not in our favor, but...
Change direction five times.
Oh yeah, I was excited to loot all of Firelink.
There's so much stuff there we never picked up.
I received two axe damage.
Nope.
Oh, I don't
I really don't like the set of enemies that we have here in Sends, though.
The shit is kind of scary.
I'm gonna wait for this guy.
need to like bait this... I don't like this mushroom guy being so fucking close to me here.
I want to bait him out first.
Like bait him over here and then...
When I backstab him, you can't backstab that guy.
More defense.
The mushroom guy probably won.
Oh wait, whoops.
I need to send the ball down, uh, need to break the wall.
of
Okay, I think you can probably just bone out here and then go to those tarp bits.
I think that's everything.
Maybe we should go for like 20 decks.
Oh shit, there is one item I didn't loot. Dammit.
There's one item I forgot about.
Ah, okay.
damn it dude I should not have just fucking annoying them
I want him down there, so he's going to the stairwell.
I need to kill the enemies down here first before I loot the sidearm.
I didn't use Sagger.
This is like the worst running attack ever.
So fucking bad.
Oh, where did the Dark Wraith go?
Did he climb up the ladder?
hits, yeah, but it doesn't matter if it multihits, this...
He uses so much stamina.
Ooh!
I would like the Lord Vessel though.
Okay.
the depths all right well we have the basement key and the key of the depth so
that's probably where we should go we already killed manas but Cal meat bro if
If Calamate's in Capra arena, it's going to be so bullshit.
I don't even think...
If Calamate's in Capra arena, I don't even know if it's doable.
I mean, the thing is, if he does the AoE Fire Breath, you're just going to die.
Maybe you could like block it, I guess, if you got a good enough shield.
Oh, Mask of the Mother, that's good.
Probably gonna lose it shortly, but that is very good.
That's a lot of health.
This must be large Titanites, right?
Bro, what the fuck is that combo?
I don't even want to jump down here.
I think I'm going to bone back.
I don't fucking want to use another bone, but...
That's actually so fucking dangerous right there.
because if i if i jump down and torus goes instantly for a jump attack if he
hits me but like that that vagrant is 100% gonna do his range attack if i if
I'm stunned from torus and there's a range attack from the red vagrant coming
towards me I'm probably fucked
I allowed the dark sign that I mean if I dark sign I lose 22 humanity, which is 22 level
ups worth of defense.
Lord Vessel in the well?
Nope.
And I lose my fucking helm.
of
all we never check the merchant here
He really doesn't want to fall.
Another gold coin.
We have a bunch of...
Oh, a firekeeper soul.
I should buy that.
I got another blacksmith giant hammer.
Two rings, mask of the father, and so many good weapons, alright.
Repair powder, for what?
I mean I guess I'll buy a few.
I don't know what the point of that is.
Well, we should probably buy a weapon from him, I guess.
all other weapons are so expensive
try to downgrade is this a boss weapon
i don't think it is is it
i don't think you can downgrade this thing
alright uh...
yeah i mean i would buy the butcher knife but it's fucking forty thousand
Well, that is a shape, but come on, let's-
The tail weapon, yeah, that's what I thought.
Uh, there's one more item we can check over here.
Actually, there's a few items.
I don't know if I- I don't know if I want to buy that yet.
I mean, we have a lot of good weapon choices, so we, like...
Just look around here a little bit.
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Yeah, I already forgot about the-
I'll keep her soul.
You're frammed. I've got a lot of food for ya.
Very interesting.
Okay.
Hold on, we have some coins we could sell them to.
Please no more, sir.
Can I turn a profit on the large shards? I don't know and I don't care.
I'm not doing that.
Well, we have the items in the Valley of Drakes as well, down here I think.
I don't think we picked up any of these.
Worst case we go and try to buy a weapon from...
Oh, that dude not want to go to great hollow.
Hey, we got ourselves a sword.
Oh nice. Another one.
I just took fall damage from running against that wall.
Really, that's annoying you can't knock these guys off.
Well, these are easy enemies at least 13 humanity oh fuck yeah, that's a lot of defense, are
You know what's fine. Oh god.
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Alright, watch this, Chad.
Look how much freaking defense we're gonna get from this.
Oh, oh.
numbers cosmetic? I don't think so. I actually don't know how defense works in this game but
well I should have fed ramps and large shards though.
Yeah, no, I mean, I don't think it does.
I don't think it actually does that much, but it's still...
I mean, every little bit counts in a permative run.
Was this the run where I got gigafat?
Because I don't see the item over there.
I died on that run.
OK.
Oh, no.
Oh, it just wasn't popping up right away.
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I kinda need to upgrade this weapon.
I wish I had more homework bones.
We need to go back to the merchant.
Check the Chikabamos too, oh god don't remind me of that fucking place.
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All right, oh that's better.
Um, then who was it that sold the homework bones?
I know the guy in Sen's sold some.
I think the undead merchant also sold some, they were expensive though, I think they were like a thousand each
from both of them
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I got a few items over here we can move
There's a gargoyle down there.
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hmm
Fucking gargoyle dude
weird, yeah that heavy armor was kinda nice there
Yeah, I know I have another firekeeper, so I just...
I don't really want to go down there yet.
The hollow room is kind of scary.
I don't know if I should leave there or not.
I mean, we could take a look.
This room has a million enemies.
We need to be careful.
We want to get pinned.
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Let's go.
Homeward.
We have a catalyst, so funny enough we could actually use Homeward, I think.
Good.
Really?
That's charming.
An armored America?
Yeah, I have a miracle casting tool.
In my hand.
I have a talisman.
Do I have resins?
I don't think I've found any resins yet.
Oh, and I pick up items from minions.
Well, the last time I picked one up I got a broken straight sword, so I'm a little scared now.
Maybe I should though.
Oh that's lovely. I think it's the...
Alright we're just gonna let that guy...
Let's let that guy burn to death and go down.
This is kind of a scary spot to go to though, truthfully.
I mean is there even an item down here?
I don't think so.
Well we have repair powder.
more please.
Rest.
Alright, well, that was pretty successful.
We got all the loot here.
We still gotta loot the burg.
Go to the bridge, yeah, I just I would rather go.
I think I would rather go through like the tower.
We also have the Crest of Artorias.
There are some items, maybe we go...
Vessels in the catacombs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We also still don't know what Kappa is.
Oh, we could go to the female undead merchant now, though.
I mean, we have a usable weapon.
I think I'm going to, I'm going to go loot this area here and then we can go.
Equip Homeward. The thing is, I'm not gonna have Homeward for very long anyways.
God, this item is ass.
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I think he gets stuck here with the jump.
Okay, that's good.
I didn't move the item I know.
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I love this fucking enemy.
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Dude, fuck you!
Oh my god.
I need to just man up whatever they do.
They're not that bad to fight as long as you have a bit of space to work with.
Oh god, what is that?
You're a thief now.
Fuck off! Fuck you now! Fuck!
And
if
not going to lose who said I wasn't going to fucking lose
that
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the
of
the
I fucking hate these enemies.
I want to just go in there and just start swinging, but it ended really badly.
Oh, he's falling.
He's gonna die.
I'm not sure if these guys wake up, but I'm like...
This guy is tanky as fuck.
I'm not even sure if they do aggro when you pick it up.
I mean that guy didn't.
Wait, what was that?
Please tell me it's not Artorias here again.
Oh no, I think it's Four Kings.
Because there's no...
Well, we definitely can't do that right now.
There is a BKH back at home.
I don't know if we're going to go...
I think we saved this fight for later though, because we can only upgrade the BKH to plus
Let's do right now anyways.
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Nice.
Can, uh, drain the water now.
This run impossible to lose.
I don't think you realize how quickly you can die.
I mean, yeah, like, definitely in good shape right now, but...
Yeah, we killed Sif.
I killed Sif.
Wait, did I not loot the... oh sh...
We could clear the graveyard in Firelink.
There's a lot of items there.
Did I loot the Gravit Sips?
I actually think I did.
No?
Pretty sure.
I thought I did, no?
maybe not
maybe not
what?
What the fuck was that from?
Oh, because I joined the Coven and it gave me the item, the cat item, I guess?
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Interesting.
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I don't think we get toxic
Fuck sex
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What are the stat requirements for this thing 34 string?
All right, what do we got here?
Another divine blessing. We have three. And that's good.
The check dust can kill this tight night guy.
I'm pretty sure I looted Sifurina, I don't know, somebody go fucking check the bot,
Maybe it was a different round.
All right, what do we got?
I'm not going to do 4 carries.
like the thing is I still I still only I can only upgrade it to plus two
we have a black knight hauberd and two blacksmith giant hammers that we can
still buy so there's no reason to do it yet
I don't think there's, I don't think that there's gifted subs for, uh, I don't think
the Resident Evil badge is a thing anymore.
Probably when RE9 comes out there will be drops for it again, I have to guess.
Plus two black knight is pretty strong.
I mean sure, but we could also just wait.
Like, if I do it right now and multiple kings, if I get multiple kings on me, I might die.
Like what's the point of doing butterfly right now, really?
I mean, maybe the Lord Vessel is behind Butterfly, in which case that would suck.
These cell-hombered bones... oh my god, another fire-picker-cell?
third
plus four estus
maybe i should have bought the demon type knight actually
probably should have
oh well
uh... alright i guess we'll go loot the item behind sif
you know i need to get more i need to get homework bones i think we need to go
back to the
we need to go back to
on dead merchant
the stairs behind the cat
Are you talking about the chest?
I looted the chest.
Yeah, we can still go to the female undead merchant.
Honestly, we should just go to her, I guess.
Maybe after this we'll go through the Taurus Bridge.
Cause we already killed Taurus.
My god, five divine blessings.
I mean, it's okay Chai, we can get more homework bones.
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death
uh...
alright yeah let's just go down to the female merchant i kinda wanna upgrade my
stash but
i don't really want to run all the way there yet
and it's a pretty safe pathway
to get to the female merchant anyways
and after we can go to the
we could go to the uh... undead merchant
after we have knocked down the bridge ladder
We do also have the depth ski, right?
Got the depth ski so we could go yeah, we could free Laurentius as well
scary
Hope I die soon what the fuck
that's kind of sucks.
And this is really not...
Yeah, we need a f***ing usable weapon.
Open shortcut... I mean, there's like four enemies in that room.
I think I have to bone back.
Get some in.
Oh yeah, let me just get 28 and...
Why didn't I do as many bosses as possible with the Black Knight Sword?
Because I have four extremely strong weapons that are available for merchants, and I need
to fucking loot ship.
I think we're gonna go down to Firelink.
Maybe this might just be like a Murakumo angle, I think.
I don't get it, sir.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
We are fat now, though.
Two plus ten.
I mean, I would if I could.
We can feed Frampt a bunch of our large shards for more normal tide night.
I think we go clear the graveyard.
There's like six items in the graveyard we could loot.
If I remember though, the graveyard in this run is kind of giga ass.
We didn't loot the item after Stray either.
i guess we should go down first though
yeah maybe we should clear our way
we should probably clear our way to the undead merchant and buy more bones
I got some strong juice now.
I actually, I guess we're just clearing, we don't need to go that way.
we're just clearing the path here anyways.
Imagine this is the Lord Vessel again.
This guy's got a dragon tooth and a blacksmith giant hammer, that's pretty good.
We might be able to fix our quick load.
We need lighter gloves or pants. Eight to nine points.
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all these dogs are so scary
And we have a lot of different items we could loot here.
I don't know.
It sucks that it's Gravelorded, man.
So I kind of want to like clear all of the bird.
Yeah, I probably won't last that much longer.
That's true.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Maybe it'll, uh...
Maybe it'll go away.
You're just gonna have to kill him.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Okay.
Well...
Okay.
Well...
Okay.
Well.
Well...
Well...
Well...
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Oh man, I'm scared of the worms dude.
If you kill them and then you time your attack while it's fine but I feel like if I mess
it up, I'm just gonna like die.
Fuck.
Ugh, this is so ass.
I wish I had any fire bombs at all, dude.
Nice.
That strat worked.
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All right, please no bone wheel.
Oh God.
Not actually a jump attack, it's just a running R1 that does this, like, animation.
Alright.
There's one more enemy down here, but, I mean, we can loot all of the bird now, which
is really good.
less all of it. Actually, there's a few more enemies we should probably kill first. Well,
I mean, Great Club is still good. I don't think we're gonna keep the Great Club for very long, but
Oh my god, what the fuck?
You know, I was wondering if the fucking leeches would spawn when the fucking Grape Lord ended
and they actually do.
I was thinking about that exact fucking thing.
Dude, this... oh my god, this fucking area down here.
Bro...
What the fuck?
I'm not...
going down there.
Hey, we're getting twinklies now, though.
Six twinklies, that's good.
the
wheel in there.
There's an item at the top of this tower.
Uh, okay.
Clear the dragon's bridge.
And if I go that far it's gonna, if I go that far it's gonna respawn all the enemies in
this area.
I would rather not do.
Yeah, it's crazy we haven't found any Lord Souls yet.
I mean I guess we could have went up the ladder.
Well if we find it, we need to find a different weapon.
We also need to go back.
You can go back this way.
I had chess piece.
I mean, I'm mid-rolling right now anyways, that's fine.
Did I already have the armor? No, I think that was Smo's armor that you're getting
I'm next up with.
Bring him steel protection
Dude this is like the worst set of enemies that I've ever seen in this area
This is so fucking despair
Is there anything else to loot here?
What if that's the lord vessel? I mean it could be we can grab this one item here
But the bone wheel died
Oh wait, no he didn't. No he didn't. No he didn't! Oh my fucking god, bro. What the
fuck is that? What it was? Dude.
The other one I killed up top? Alright I guess so. Alright, dude I'm fucking getting
out of there. I don't know. We'll save that area for later. I don't want to fuck with that.
I mean, a great sword is good.
I need a free frame, uh, feed frame.
I'm going to loot the graveyard now.
I can use this greatsword.
It's three shards per large shard. It's actually five.
Thank you, ma'am. These are fine.
that actually could have, that could have killed me.
She knocks me into the pit. I'm gonna die because I don't have the Lord Vessel.
Now you can go down without it.
Wait, can you? I thought you'd die if you don't have the Lord Vessel, though.
No, you definitely do.
Oh, I'm just- I'm so scared because of that fucking vagrant.
Like if I- dude, where is the fucking vagrant?
What do you mean?
If I fucking fight this guy and I'm not- Dude, that vagrant is going to instantly fucking kill me.
If I just focus on the Taurus, I'm gonna die to the vagrant.
Okay, this is good, this is good.
The Bakerns don't act like that anymore.
Uh...
upgrade the sort of...
I already did.
I already did.
I see it. I didn't really need to aggro this guy.
I mean we can kill him though, man we really don't do much damage.
Make sure we don't get ourselves trapped in the fucking gravestones.
Okay, here we go.
Alright, what do we got?
Oh, nice.
Got ourselves a robe.
Ooh, it's a vihanda.
We still have not found any Lord Souls yet, though.
I think we got everything here.
Yeah, or the Lord Vessel.
Lord Vessel is probably in the catacombs.
Check the tunnel item.
Oh, fuck, you're right.
We still never checked the item in the tunnel up here, Chad.
Dude, if it's the fucking Lord Vessel again, I'll be absurd.
Yeah, getting large ember would be really nice, too.
Nope.
You can go to the female merchant for the shortcut.
Yeah.
It's just...
If he's not gonna sell a key item...
item. There are some items in the lower end of the bird though that we could loot.
The female undead merchant might have black firebombs, though.
Yeah, there's items on the bridge and in the lower bird, so...
I could also go down to the depths.
Give the DLC pendant? I don't think I do.
No, there's a few items on the way to Garg's that I didn't loot yet.
I went to asylum, I didn't loot.
I didn't loot the painted doll item though.
We don't have the West Keating.
And there's still so many places we need to loot, chat.
Yeah, we could go to New Londo. I mean, there's a lot of places we're seeing, you know.
Holy shit, this is so hot.
Hey, Fespe, thank you for the subman.
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And definitely I do not know how to fight these GLC guys that wall though
Oh my god, it's like the fucking tankiest one.
Wait, this is the Hellkite Drake as well, so it drops...
Oh wait, does the Hellkite Drake drop an item?
unless you cut the tail, I think.
No, I'm not going to kill him, he doesn't fucking drop anything.
but rather not
peace all right it's locked doors locked
Yeah, there's an item back there guys.
I'm killing the enemies first because I would rather not pick up an unusable weapon and
and then be unable to kill the enemies in the area.
You're gonna straight these guys attacks pretty easily at least all right well I
I think we loot everything here now.
my gloves.
There's another item in here.
No.
But is it in this room?
Oh, one of these.
I found one of these.
Oh, no, it's this one.
Why does it have to be a shield guy?
Guarding the Lord vessel, yeah, maybe.
Somehow that.
Oh, that's a good ring.
I kind of want to kill this guy.
Yeah, it's just...
Did I miss an item next to the slumbering ring on the other fence?
I think there's only one item back there, but now you're making me doubt myself.
I don't think there's an item, any other item there.
Alright, well...
I am gonna quit out.
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this is a
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
What are the great acts?
Is there an item in his arena?
I don't think so.
I fucking killed the merchant
Okay, I think he started going back that merchant is immortal
That is simply not true
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
All right, we are gonna go back to the bonfire, upgrade our weapon, and then I don't know
where to go now. I don't want to go to the cataclysm. Maybe we go loop light tone. Or
we could go to the depths. Maybe I'll go to the depths and see what gaping is. Well,
maybe we do gaping first and then we like clear out the depths. We could also loot
new lando. We could free, we could free Laurentius. Just good.
I mean, we really don't need Kweilano that badly.
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I don't know how much damage does this do.
a lot
and we just got a new lando and come back here later
I don't really want to deal with the Crave Lord.
I mean we can lower the water so there's a lot of loot.
A lot of loot in New Londo.
Is this place scary?
Uh, I mean kind of.
We have a good weapon though.
Definitely have the power to clear this place.
Yeah, we need to be careful.
Are you gonna push that guy off?
Oh.
Okay, I'm not gonna loot that yet.
This is fucking great.
Oh nice, that's good.
I don't know if you can poison this guy or not.
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Nice.
Efficient.
What the?
That works for me.
Yeah I guess you can't really get mimicked in this because they...
They automatically wake up.
Oh, my God, more vagrants, why?
What is that?
I can't lock on to him.
Oh my god, that is the worst fucking room I've ever seen in my life. Bro, what is that?
Oh my god.
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We're lucky we could get him to jump back.
There's no enemy behind me, right?
If we lower the water...
No.
If we lower the water at least we're not going to die if we fall.
I want to kill this room, but it's so fucking scary
I'm sorry.
What is that damage?
How do I even do this room?
I don't fucking know.
I mean, I guess I don't think Ingrid has a key item, so I don't think I have to go that
way anyways.
of the shop I mean it's not that big of a deal.
Oh god there is a bone wheel on the loose.
the
he he was going somewhere to use fucking
the
the
the
I don't think that's the bone wheel chat.
Maybe it was, though.
I feel like there's another one somewhere.
I'm trying to think.
Are there many more enemies I need to kill?
I'm trying to think.
I'm not scared to pick stuff up.
I just want to kill all the enemies here and then loot.
I think there's some more enemies in like the cathedral here.
There he is.
I'm not poison this guy.
I'll be back for that later.
at this point though like holy shit.
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Okay. I think we can probably start looting.
And it's so quiet with this ring.
Oh, the Asylum Key.
He's almost dead to the poison.
Is there any other item here?
There's item up that way.
Come on, Lord Vestal!
Give it to me!
Is there any items in these little, like, rooms here?
Oh, one of the Lord Souls.
Nice.
I'm near the elevator.
I don't even remember where that elevator is.
Oh wait, actually, I think I know what you're talking about, maybe.
Isn't the elevator here?
Oh yeah.
Lambers.
Oops.
I should never loot hollows.
I think they're the ones that drop the broken straight sword.
I think the other enemies are fine to loot, but we're going to get a random weapon anyways.
Oh yeah, there's an item in a pot over here I think.
Is there a pot with like trance?
Oh god.
Well, what the fuck is that damage dude?
What is that?
You get to that item there.
Oh, goodness.
There are so many items here.
Use a knife.
Maybe I could bait this guy to come down.
Alright, well he doesn't want to move.
I think we got to take the elevator back up.
Who was it that sold the pyro flame?
Was it dusk?
Check the metal stair.
I don't know what that means.
Oh yeah, I did miss.
an item back that way.
Yeah.
I can put, this makes it even more eerie.
Yeah.
True.
Wait.
How do you get?
How do you get to the ledge where that...
That one enemy was...
Oh, I have to go downstairs, I see.
I was thinking it was up.
I don't think I can push him.
I guess it's time to beat him to death with this.
I don't really have a choice.
Oh, I think it is knocking him back.
I'm going to get up.
Hmm... look out.
Breaks equipment? Yeah, I know.
I know
Okay
Angward can drop key items well, I'm not I can't I mean I even if I wanted to go to Angward I can't so
doesn't really matter does it
My health bar is enormous. Thank you. I have better shield.
All right well I think we basically looted everything in New Londo unless
there's something I forgot about. I think we basically got everything though.
But we need to we need to buy a weapon or something.
Something under the archway.
What archway?
I don't know. I think I got everything.
I didn't loot the death room.
I'm pretty sure I looted everything. I'm gonna stop getting one guy by chance.
I'm getting 40 HP.
We might need to buy a new weapon.
This weapon is like fucking unusable.
Yeah, we looted the graveyard.
All right, this guy has the BKH, but he's gonna lose it.
Or he's gonna...
They're gonna fucking leave.
Keep it.
Does he come back?
Wait, Petrus doesn't leave?
Yes, he does, doesn't he?
He comes back.
How does that work?
Because I thought he goes crazy, no?
Or is it the two other guys that go crazy?
I guess Petrus is fine.
Come again.
I don't know, we probably need to buy a weapon at this point.
I'm trying to think where...
I think we should maybe buy a weapon and clear blight town I guess
God this weapon is fucking ass
Oh, why do I have these fucking great arrows in my inventory?
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was the female merchant.
Well, that is a shame, but come come come come come come.
Oh, we can go to her.
It's honestly not a bad idea to use this bow
to get to Ingrid, but the problem is,
dude, I have to kill so many enemies.
I have to kill so many fucking enemies along the way.
Can't even equip arrows.
I mean,
The arrows get automatically equipped so...
Oh wait, I have to buy...
do they they do it just needs to be a different type I think
of
the
All right, honestly, is that even enough arrows?
Probably not.
All of this for Ingwer, like dude, is this even worth it?
Yeah, I mean it would be nice to clear that room, but I don't think I even have enough
arrows at all.
That chain prisoner, I mean if I can bait the chain prisoner out of the room and then
and make him fall down again, then maybe I can kill the rest.
There's so many enemies that I have to kill along the way.
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do it. I don't think.
Kill Engward with the arrows.
I could.
I don't think he's going to have that much in his inventory, so yeah, it's probably best
just to kill him.
I guess he can drop a key item, because he normally does, but then again I guess like
Andrei also drops the Crest of Artorias, but I don't think you have to kill Andrei
I'm gonna shoot this guy to make him drop down again, hopefully.
Okay, it should be fine now
Well, we have large shards, nice, epic.
Did we kill the the guy that drops the BKH by the way
I'm not fucking clearing that room.
There's nothing even there, dude.
I'm not clearing that fucking room.
That chain person almost killed me in one fucking hit.
Oh my fucking god, bro. What the fuck? What is this guy's fucking range?
What am I trying to accomplish?
I want a fucking weapon.
Yeah, I'm going to the merchant to buy a weapon.
I have a weapon. I have a fucking longbow. This thing sucks ass.
Thank you.
Fine, we have more weapons we can get.
Yeah, we can go to the Silo, there's a few items there.
not during the paint a world we can't go to the painted world yet
A risky body loot?
I don't think...
As long as it's not a hollow, I don't think you're gonna get a weapon.
Uh, okay, wait, where are we going?
And decent position, yeah, for sure
Alright, let's see.
And where is this Lord Vessel?
Did I loot the item at the start in this run?
It's hard to remember, I guess I can check.
I'm pretty sure I did.
Although actually maybe I didn't, no, I don't think I did it.
Dude, if this is the Lord Vessel...
Yeah, I know I have the key.
Hmm. Hmm. Hey, Hans, thank you for the 102 months. Hmm. Hmm. Oh.
and
well I want to beat that I don't want to fucking fight this guy I'm like a tight
quarter
All right, all the Black Knight replacements drop items.
I don't know if it could be a key item or not.
I mean, the Black Knight Halberd enemy can drop the Lord Vessel, I'm pretty sure.
Catacombs are calling, no they're not.
Alright, come on Lord Vassal!
Oh that's a good weapon though.
I'm fat. That is a good weapon.
Damn, I'm looking kind of good.
Yeah, this thing upgrades it with twinkle leaves as well.
Hmm.
Maybe we should go try to kill...
Maybe we should go try to kill four kings.
We could also go loot.
Yeah, maybe we'll go loot Blighttown instead.
I don't want to go back to the catacombs.
Ah, yeah.
The
The Lord Vessel could be anywhere, Chad.
It could be down here in Blighton, you never know.
I feel like it's always in the catacombs though, you're not wrong.
have a good setup for four kings. Yeah, I mean, yeah, kind of.
How come I don't level stamina as much?
Because it doesn't...
You could have a million fucking stamina, but it doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter how much stamina you have if you can't use the weapons that you find.
This is really not a great spot.
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
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Fuck off dude.
Another fucking dark ray down there dude.
Oh my god.
Is he gonna get stuck here?
This is so awful, like...
I really don't want to fucking drop down here.
If I drop down, that guy is gonna aggro.
The crab is already aggro'd to me.
The clam, sorry.
It's just because if I have to run that way, I'm gonna aggro two more enemies.
of the
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That fucking work.
Ah, this is so fucking awful.
of
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This has got to be like the biggest Howard, surely.
All right.
Is this totally gonna be worth it?
This loot from the clan?
Oh, no fucking shot.
Oh my God, that was the loot from the fucking holo?
No way, dude.
I guess I, what the fuck me?
of
I see.
Good thing we didn't aggro this guy, Jesus.
of
It's such an annoying spot for this fuck... where are you going dude?
Why is he going around?
This is so fucking ass, bro.
Okay, I need to bait him into like this corner.
Oh now he's going back around again, bruh.
Please.
Where are you going?
Fucking get over here.
of
Very good.
Help me.
Dude, I want to rest at this bonfire to upgrade the fucking weapon, but the problem is that
But the problem is, if I rest here, I have to climb back up fucking Blighttown.
of
I
I'll make sure we don't aggro those big grunts.
of
the sky is responding
of
a what are you doing get over here.
the
and what are you do what are these fucking enemies doing
Holy shit.
Oh
Hmm
Fine chat everything's fine
Yeah, I should probably stop looting the enemies. What if they drop a good weapon though?
Amirataurus please
I
So fucking toxic bro, I go around the corner, please
that
that we've used so much as this
There's an item over here, but there's so many enemies behind it.
doesn't actually seem that bad thankfully
That's crazy.
Out of my sprocks.
I mean we either need to bone out or go grab the bonfire down here.
I don't think climbing up should be that... bad.
I lose my weapon.
I guess.
I guess I'll just go back.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Holy shit, this is so hot.
We could go to the dubs.
of
the
The bottom of Senn's fortress is unleaded.
Did I not loot the water area?
I thought I did.
No, I'm pretty sure I did.
How am I not getting a backstab?
Yeah, we went back to the asylum.
And
we are so tanky
doesn't mean i won't i can't die easily but we are tanky
Yeah, that chain prisoner in New Londo is just bullshit.
that was i don't know why he is so strong
of
not actually the weapon that's at risk, though.
the
What the fuck is that?
Jesus.
That's scary.
I don't want some chicken.
getting shit on by a black knight
it's a silver knight
Thank you.
I would have been a sucker for you.
You've been here in a line. I'll shut up.
Thank you.
Thank you, dearly.
Thank you, Luensius.
Well, thanks for...
Oh, hello there.
I'm fine, thank you.
You're welcome, buddy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I want to go kill Gaping.
But if I killed gaping...
I know, I'm just getting back.
Looting this area fully is like super cursed.
that
maybe the enemies won't be that bad
see like this shit right here
is fucked
Honestly, it's just that bone wheel that makes me anxious more than anything.
If that bone wheel wasn't there, I wouldn't even be that worried.
Can I knife it?
I don't have any way to block right now, though.
I
Hmm, I don't know man
Thing is we don't have to kill all those enemies
Oh what the forgot there's a fucking enemy above this
You Prince Monk. I like Monk.
That's 70 manning?
More defense.
Is there a fucking dragon bug here as well, what?
In the fucking wall?
What is that?
I
What
And there's a fucking PAPRA over there.
I hate this so much, I don't even want to fucking be here.
And we should go to the catacombs.
Give the people what they want.
out two hits stagger that's really nice
Oh, what the fuck?
Jesus the game wants me dead
of
of
of
of
Oh man, if only we found the large ember.
Yeah maybe the- maybe the- no.
sword okay you suck I mean a great sword's okay though
I really don't want to fucking kill this guy.
I don't know if you can chase me down.
Thank you, Hollow.
It was very nice of you.
I'm not leaving him alive chat he's gonna fucking grief me somehow some way
Bye.
I think they're not red.
These scissor guys scare me so much, they, like I'm not even kidding, if I, if I get
hit by his multi-snip, it will just instantly kill me, I'm pretty sure.
Bro, this dragon butt is like, wants to fucking kill me again.
There's another fucking butterfly and a fucking channeler dude.
I mean, I don't think he's causing any issues.
Nothing's honestly not bad.
and
of
You're scared and it'll be okay.
What the fuck?
Well, fucking cross.
Alright, it's okay.
There's some items back here I can loot.
And we can go down to Blacksmith of Ammos.
That's probably okay
I don't think is there any other items back that way that I left.
oh yeah
and they're really making me work for the lord vessel in this room
I know you can fall through there.
What does... what does that lever do?
Oh, the wall I tried to break open, I see.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Alright, what do you got?
Homer Bones.
He has nothing.
He has fucking literally nothing.
But I cannot grab my weapon at least.
Luckily, this is a weaker...
This is a weaker Tidenite Demon.
I'm just scared of that red vagrant.
of
of
Oh, so many enemies.
probably didn't need to kill that guy to be honest I probably could have just left
and I don't think he could really do much.
Crap.
I'm so tanky.
What does it make? What is...
thing is if I fall down there
I can't remember what's to, where does that lead to if I fall?
Oh, we're here now.
Ooh, okay.
Is this just goes back to the whole
With the loot dropping down.
True, we could do that.
Wow.
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row
of
the
We just do the boss fight maybe.
Oh, right. There is an item if I drop down.
Yeah, I guess we can use the site to kill whatever boss is here.
fucking green wheel
to talk to Logan. Isn't Gwen easy as hell? I mean if you have a shield, sure. If you
don't have a shield then you have to bait him to do his jump attack over and over again
which can go south pretty quickly I think. I don't really know how to do it.
I feel like our damaging stats are okay.
Thought you could just strafe him.
I mean bro, he's gonna kill me in three hits.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
I'll just go ahead and do it.
I'll just go ahead and do it.
I'll just go ahead and do it.
I'll just go ahead and do it.
Yeah, we could go to Four Kings.
Yeah, what was the butterfly fight again?
It wasn't...
Whatever it was, I don't think it was that bad.
Oh yeah, Four Kings, right.
The boss regards you, but I am getting tired.
Welcome home, Ashen One.
No boss for three plus hours bro. I'm trying to find the fucking lord vessel alright. What
What do you want me to do?
I love these enemies.
These guys just built different.
Oh my fucking god dude.
Oh god.
I know I don't have to go all the way down here, but I'm scared I'm gonna get my hub
Or I'm gonna bonk on the... Alright.
Have the ring on.
Here comes four Gwynns.
Four Calamates.
Oh god, I can barely fucking see him too.
My damage is so bad.
I really don't want to do like a 10 minute long kill me fight.
I mean it's doable.
I have a fuck ton of astus but this damage is so bad.
Ugh.
We need to find the fucking large ember man.
I don't know guys, I think I might, I might call it, I might call it a day here because
we still have so much of this run left and I'm starting to get tired and I feel like
I'm going to, I feel like I'm going to die if I'm too tired, like, I don't know,
We still have hours of this run left and honestly I have a bit of a headache.
What do you mean so much?
I mean we still have 15 bosses left and multiple areas left to fully loot.
All we have is one Lord Soul.
I mean we need to loot all of the Tomb of the Giants.
The Lord Vessel could be in the Tomb of the Giants.
It could also be in the Depths.
The depths is fucked though, cause Seath...there's a dragon butt and Seath blocking the fucking
way to get to Gaping Dragon, and the other pathway is fucking equally...equally fucked.
to lads now I don't think we're doing lads today
yeah I mean this has been this has been a really good run so far
there's some pretty cursed consult kill seats from behind can I though
how do you get behind seat
behind seat is the fucking ramp
There's no way to get to where...
There's... I don't think it's possible to get...
...behind sea.
Check to loot in church...
...and what?
I think we looted, so, so far we've fully looted just so I hopefully remember.
We've fully looted Burg, I'm pretty sure, Sen's Fortress, Anor Londo, we looted the Dark
Root Garden.
I think there's a few...
There's like one item next to six different enemies in the Dark Root Garden that I think
is still there.
We can also go back to Anor Londo and go to...actually no, we can't go to Duke's Archives, there's
nothing left in Anor Londo.
The Lord Vessel has to be...I mean I don't know, I'm starting to feel like it might
be behind four Kings. Rather, it might be behind Butterfly. Because Butterfly has three different
item pickups behind it. You pick up like three items in a row on the smoothing stone. I mean,
It could be in the DLC if the Broken Pendant is not behind the Golden Fog Gate, but I don't
have the Broken Pendant, I don't think.
It could also be, I mean it could also be in the painted world, but we haven't found the doll yet.
Um, and this rando, this seed is like, fucking brutal.
I feel like we're gonna have to loot the entire fucking game just to get the items we need.
Yeah, there's also Ash, there's Great Hollow.
It could be in the Great Hollow.
It could be fucking anywhere, there's still so much, so many places to loot.
Oh man, all right. Well, yeah. Thank you all for watching today guys. I'm glad so many
of y'all are enjoying the DS1 rando. But yeah, I'm gonna go get some food and relax
guys. I'm pretty hungry and I'm getting kind of tired. So I don't want to push myself
and get the run killed because I'm getting tired.
Ella raid, I mean Ella's stopping her stream
in like 15 minutes.
You normally stop, you normally anyways at like five o'clock
so we'll find somebody to raid though.
All right, you know what, I'm going to give a raid to this guy named Copschocky.
He is one of the lead developers for Convergence Mod in the Elden Ring.
And he's working on like a new dungeon or something.
He's doing like dev for the mod right now on a stream.
Yeah, let's give him a raid.
Why not?
I'm sure a lot of you guys have played Convergence Mod.
I don't know if I've had a chance to raid Cobb's Jackie before, maybe once or twice, but...
Yeah, if you enjoyed Convergence Mod, you'll, uh...
You wanna say hi?
Oh, God, sorry, I'm yawning so much.
Alright, yeah.
Anyways, thanks for watching, Chat.
I will, uh...
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Try to keep the run going.
We still have a lot left.
I'm honestly terrified of Tomb of the Giants and the Great Hollow.
Those are like the two scariest areas in the run I feel like.
Yeah, bye bye everybody.
Thanks for watching guys.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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