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DS1 RANDO PERMADEATH... Time to Suffer

02-24-2026 · 8h 27m

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[00:03:30] Good morning, everybody.
[00:03:54] Good morning.
[00:04:01] What's up, Pontus?
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[00:05:24] We're going to try a few runs today chat,
[00:05:27] but I think I might do some Resident Evil today.
[00:05:30] I know I've been saying that for a while,
[00:05:31] but I really want to play some Resident Evil.
[00:05:54] I don't know, like chat the thing is.
[00:06:02] Was I planning on full RE1 to 8 before RE9? I was going to, but
[00:06:08] I, uh,
[00:06:12] I didn't really want to.
[00:06:16] It's like the thing is, I did my, I did my speedrun marathon
[00:06:20] last month, and I, I basically,
[00:06:24] did, I didn't do every Resident Evil game, but I did a lot of them. So I'm just like,
[00:06:34] I'm not as inclined to try and do all them again. But the thing is chat, this DS1 run
[00:06:47] genuinely takes like 15 hours like there's not if we don't get a good run
[00:06:54] going today we're not gonna fucking finish a run before Ari 9 comes up
[00:07:17] I don't know if that can actually happen, Pontus.
[00:07:21] I don't think you can get the same boss.
[00:07:27] Like, I think the randomizer specifically makes it so you can't get the same boss that's normally there.
[00:07:35] No, there's no early access.
[00:07:47] Hey, Skollord, thank you for the 35 months.
[00:07:54] Yeah, there just isn't that much time left to finish.
[00:07:59] There just isn't that much time left to finish this challenge, so.
[00:08:07] Probably just going to switch to doing Resident Evil soon.
[00:08:13] Probably today.
[00:08:17] I mean, we'll definitely come back to DS1 rando down the line.
[00:08:46] We are re9ing on day one, you know, it's kind of offensive to me that you even question
[00:08:57] whether I would, what do you fucking mean, man?
[00:09:05] Of course I'm playing fucking re9 on day one.
[00:09:07] kind of dumbass question is that
[00:09:27] Hey, Vulcan, thank you for the 10 months
[00:09:31] But yeah, I will be I do have a sponsor for marathon like a day after re9 comes out
[00:09:37] But that's only like two hours.
[00:09:52] The first subalert season mine in ten months and you get this one, maybe you shouldn't
[00:09:56] have asked such a dumb question.
[00:10:00] It's okay though, I forgive you.
[00:10:02] Hey, Valkin, thank you for the ten months.
[00:10:05] Michael, Scholar to Blasphemy, Val Fader, thank you guys.
[00:10:16] Chat's going to be sub-only during CORPA. That's not a bad idea.
[00:10:27] That is not a bad idea.
[00:10:35] So do we know when RE9 comes out? Is it like midnight release on the 26th?
[00:10:47] I assume.
[00:11:05] Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't do a demo for R&N.
[00:11:33] Yeah, I'm not gonna be playing RE9 on midnight release,
[00:11:36] because fuck that.
[00:11:39] I
[00:12:05] I don't know what fucking coordinated universal time
[00:12:16] Yeah, no, that's at midnight. Well midnight my time I guess
[00:12:35] Do a bet like Hobb that you end rando till RE or shave head. I I am not doing that.
[00:12:48] Hobb can shave his head alone for all I care. Hey sleepyhead, thank you for the gift that's a
[00:12:59] It's not the first time he's done it.
[00:13:05] you
[00:13:35] Okay, Shafa, thank you for the gifted subs.
[00:14:05] Today is the run. Yeah, we'll see. I don't know, man. The thing is, this... I was saying
[00:14:20] this before, but this run takes fucking forever, and there's only three days left until RE9,
[00:14:29] today. So I don't know. We'll try to get something going, but the rando is probably going to
[00:14:42] get flushed because there's simply not enough time.
[00:15:00] Some people will be playing on Thursday.
[00:15:01] I don't think there's early access for Ari nine.
[00:15:06] At least I fucking hope not.
[00:15:09] Because I don't have it.
[00:15:11] And honestly, I don't know, dude, early access is like.
[00:15:21] I kind of prefer when everybody just gets the game.
[00:15:25] It's already out there.
[00:15:26] Yeah, because dumb ass retailers ship the game a week early.
[00:15:31] It's not like they're fucking Capcom sent these people to fucking game, dude.
[00:15:36] Like, yeah, there's leaks for the game because some like.
[00:15:42] It's just it always happens.
[00:15:47] Yeah, there's always these stores that sell it early, but.
[00:15:51] Regardless.
[00:15:56] Like one of them did one of my one of the best things was when when Silk song came out,
[00:16:05] nobody had fucking played it yet.
[00:16:07] No one at Silk song came out at the same time for everyone.
[00:16:16] They didn't give anybody fucking early access.
[00:16:18] even reviewers. Nobody got the game.
[00:16:27] You know, Microtab, thank you for the 42 months.
[00:16:31] Like, dude, I remember this, this was like eight years ago at
[00:16:35] this point or whenever it came out. But dude, when Resident Evil
[00:16:38] 2 Remake came out, there was another streamer and I won't
[00:16:43] name names, but there was another streamer who got the game two
[00:16:47] weeks early. He got the game fucking two weeks early and the day resident evil two remake
[00:16:54] came out, he had already posted a no damage, no hit run. The day it came out, bro.
[00:17:17] I don't know, that kind of shit is just so cringe to me.
[00:17:24] I don't think that guy gets any keys now when he's malding.
[00:17:31] Probably.
[00:17:47] It's crazy though, yeah.
[00:17:56] Hobb plays games two decades after they release, wasn't Hobb?
[00:18:11] Drew.
[00:18:12] I wonder if Hobb is going to play RE9 or if he's just going to keep doing the DS1 Rando.
[00:18:17] It might be worth sending an email or DM to someone.
[00:18:33] What do you mean for RE9 Early Access or what do you mean?
[00:18:47] I mean, I don't even know who to contact, uh, Trance.
[00:18:52] I mean, I'm in the Capcom creator program, which maybe you are too. I'm not sure, but.
[00:19:03] I don't think they're doing early access for R9.
[00:19:08] You're not in it. You came on. Oh, okay.
[00:19:17] I mean, the thing is, I got sent one of the crates, right?
[00:19:26] For, I got sent one of the RE9 crates, so I don't know.
[00:19:34] I don't think they're doing early access.
[00:19:37] And if they are, then whatever.
[00:19:39] I mean, it is what it is.
[00:19:45] I don't think they are though.
[00:19:55] Hold on, I'll be back in one sec.
[00:20:15] When RE4 came out the same day, it released something to ask for early access.
[00:20:31] I don't even remember there being early access for RE9.
[00:20:45] All I know is I put in a key request for RE9 and they specifically said that there was no early access.
[00:20:57] So, I don't know, maybe it's only for certain creators.
[00:21:08] I'm very few people got it.
[00:21:32] Dude, I don't remember that at all.
[00:21:35] Is that like, I don't, I don't remember that at all.
[00:21:44] I mean, if anybody has early access, it's probably Bach.
[00:21:49] But, yeah, I don't know.
[00:21:53] Either way, I'm excited for RA9.
[00:22:01] So, I have Zufar.
[00:22:05] I feel like there's there's no way Bach would play re9 like
[00:22:16] off-stream though
[00:22:26] I very much doubt it
[00:22:35] Thank you.
[00:23:05] I got access to Elden Ring like a day or two
[00:23:08] before it came out,
[00:23:11] but I did not play it at all.
[00:23:12] I did play the Elden Ring DLC off stream a bit
[00:23:15] because I couldn't contain myself,
[00:23:17] which I kind of regret doing, but it is what it is.
[00:23:32] How much did I play?
[00:23:34] I think I, I don't actually know.
[00:23:40] If I remember correctly, I did,
[00:23:47] I think I did like,
[00:23:50] maybe like half of the DLC, I would say.
[00:23:59] Maybe a bit less, maybe like a third, I don't know.
[00:24:04] What's up, Kenyan Jay?
[00:24:07] The thing is, I had already played, but, okay, I will explain myself, whether you agree with
[00:24:15] me or not, I don't care, but I had already played the Elden Ring DLC for three hours
[00:24:21] because Bandai Namco flew me out early to play the game.
[00:24:25] So I didn't feel as bad playing the DLC because I had already played it already.
[00:24:31] Now granted, I was only three hours, but still.
[00:24:36] Yo, Lobos, thank you for the 128 months.
[00:24:49] I hope your Valheim's been going well.
[00:25:00] version you played at the Bandai event was the release version? Yeah, I think so. I think
[00:25:06] we were limited to like where we could explore though. When we got the three hours to play
[00:25:14] at the event. Like when I was at the event, I got to fight. I think we were basically
[00:25:29] limited to like that starting plateau with like you were able to do the dance.
[00:25:34] Like we we fought the dancing lion and we also fought.
[00:25:40] Relant, we were able to do Rilana and the dancing lion and anything in between.
[00:25:49] At the preview event.
[00:25:59] Man, Valheim was so much fun, though, Lobos.
[00:26:09] I'm excited to play again once the deep north comes out.
[00:26:14] I feel bad.
[00:26:15] Like, I hope you're not...
[00:26:18] I feel like you want to play the Ashlands and I'm, like, preventing you from doing it,
[00:26:21] and I feel kind of bad about it.
[00:26:23] Hey, John, thank you for the two months, man.
[00:26:26] No?
[00:26:27] Okay.
[00:26:28] All right, fair enough. If you say no, then that's that's all I need.
[00:26:43] You want ash pals? Yeah, me too. I just figured it would, waiting until the deep north at
[00:26:52] at least we'll have a lot of stuff to do.
[00:26:57] But who knows how long it's gonna be until the deep north?
[00:27:00] Is there any info about that actually?
[00:27:09] There's been new stuff.
[00:27:10] Yeah, I heard they changed the buffs or something.
[00:27:16] Just 2026, okay.
[00:27:22] Yeah, Lobos has been trying to get me to play Conan exiles for a while. Also, Pontus, oh
[00:27:33] my god, sorry guys, I've been so bad with the resubs. Pontus, thank you so much for
[00:27:37] the 14 gifted subs. Thank you Pontus. And Shafa, thank you again for the 10 gifted sleepyhead.
[00:27:45] Thank you. Hey boss, Microtab, John Kirch, Brandon, thank you guys for the subs.
[00:27:53] I will be playing Resident Evil 9 when it comes out. I do not have early access.
[00:28:12] As far as I know, they're not doing early access, but it is possible they are, and it's
[00:28:19] only for certain people.
[00:28:21] I don't know.
[00:28:22] But I do not have early access, and even if I did, I probably wouldn't be allowed to
[00:28:26] tell you.
[00:28:28] But yeah.
[00:28:30] Don't sussy me, okay?
[00:28:42] You have to read between the lines.
[00:29:12] Are you going to be playing Resident Evil 9 Lobos?
[00:29:19] I know you're like, I think you're going like LARPing or something or well, you're
[00:29:24] under the Kyzo Coliseum, which I wanted to go to the Kyzo Coliseum, but the, yeah, I
[00:29:30] know you're out of, yeah, you're out of town for a while.
[00:29:34] I'm just, I'm so excited for RE9.
[00:29:36] I just, I could not.
[00:29:41] i uh...
[00:29:44] if i went to that kaizo coliseum the only thing i would be thinking about is
[00:29:48] playing resneevil nine
[00:29:50] and also
[00:29:51] falling behind on the speedrun
[00:29:58] i'm such a fucking
[00:30:00] i'm such a nerd
[00:30:03] i just i i love resneevil
[00:30:05] i don't know like being
[00:30:07] Playing a Resident Evil game on launch and like speed running it when it's fresh and new and it's just so much fun.
[00:30:23] That's why it was for charity. Okay.
[00:30:27] So any charity event that I get invited to, I should just go because it's charity and I'm a bad person. If I don't, like what kind of comment is that?
[00:30:37] I'm sorry, maybe I'm misinterpreting your message.
[00:30:49] I apologize if so.
[00:30:54] Then after four weeks, it becomes mega sleeper reset city.
[00:30:58] Yeah.
[00:31:00] I hope that the run is going to have, like I hope the route for Resident Evil 9 is actually
[00:31:06] gonna evolve. I feel like Resident Evil 4 actually went through a lot of iterations in the route
[00:31:15] because of the merchant existing. Like the merchant and the money routing made Resident
[00:31:26] evil for. Like it changed a fair bit. I feel like. But I don't know. I wonder how many
[00:31:38] like how many weapons are there going to be an RE nine? I feel like Resident Evil nine
[00:31:43] is going to be. There's no merchant that runs are going to be mega boring. You I was thinking
[00:31:49] do you guys think I feel like Leon might have a merchant and grace won't. I feel like grace
[00:31:56] Grace will be more, Grace will be more like RE7 gameplay.
[00:32:02] And then Leon will probably be more like RE4 or like RE8.
[00:32:09] They already confirmed no merchant?
[00:32:11] Really?
[00:32:13] Hmm.
[00:32:16] I mean, I don't care that much if there's not a merchant.
[00:32:28] I do kind of like the merchant though because it incentivizes you to actually like kill
[00:32:33] enemies and like explore.
[00:32:36] But then again, I mean, you're still incentivized to like kill enemies and explore regardless.
[00:32:43] I just, I wonder what the weaponry is going to be like in the game.
[00:32:52] Like are you only going to get one pistol, one shotgun, and one like sniper rifle?
[00:32:58] Or is there going to be like a huge fucking assortment of weapons?
[00:33:01] You know what I mean?
[00:33:13] So auto-equip mod of pain and last to set up, no, it's just a program that you run, does
[00:33:33] everything for you?
[00:33:45] Stalling God. Yeah, thanks, man.
[00:33:49] Every time I want to music, I did.
[00:33:51] I love outer wild so much.
[00:33:52] Now, you got to redo your makeup.
[00:34:04] Oh, damn.
[00:34:08] I apologize.
[00:34:14] I wonder if Resident Evil 9 is going to have, like, skips or glitches or anything.
[00:34:20] i feel like it's so hit or miss with the resident evil games
[00:34:24] like sometimes the re games can be broken as fuck and then eventually it's
[00:34:28] gonna get fixed
[00:34:30] like
[00:34:35] resident evil eight for example barely had any glitches
[00:34:39] there was like two out of bounds
[00:34:42] and they were found like a few two weeks into the game
[00:34:45] and nothing else has ever been found
[00:34:49] No other skips have been found in RE8.
[00:34:51] That's it.
[00:34:52] Two pipe bomb skips.
[00:34:54] And that's it.
[00:35:00] Maybe there is more stuff that's left to be found.
[00:35:04] But then it could be super broken like RE2,
[00:35:10] where you skip 90% of the game, yeah.
[00:35:12] The funny thing is though, that skip in RE2,
[00:35:15] like if they just added a trigger check
[00:35:18] or like a condition that needed to be met before you could go to the.
[00:35:24] The orphanage or whatever is called, then none of that,
[00:35:28] like the skip wouldn't have even worked.
[00:35:32] It's funny, because in Resident Evil 7, there's like a massive
[00:35:36] out of bounds and you could you could just walk out of bounds to the fucking end
[00:35:41] of the house, like when you choose Mia or Zoe.
[00:35:45] But none of the triggers work.
[00:35:47] So it doesn't matter.
[00:35:49] That's the case with like a lot of speed runs.
[00:35:52] It's like you find, you know,
[00:35:54] you find some super broken glitch,
[00:35:56] but then it's like the game just breaks
[00:35:59] and doesn't progress anymore.
[00:36:03] All right, anyways, let's actually start playing the game.
[00:36:09] Spend fun to sit here and chat for a little bit.
[00:36:14] Go to the rando settings.
[00:36:15] Sure. These are my Rando settings right here. The thing is we are using a custom version
[00:36:35] of FifthMats enemy randomizer, which removes, excuse me,
[00:36:40] it removes scaling.
[00:36:43] So, unfortunately, I don't think there's,
[00:36:47] there is a public link for this version of the Rando,
[00:36:51] but it's on some Russian streamers telegram link,
[00:36:56] which I mean, it's fine.
[00:37:02] It's just a little sassy, I guess.
[00:37:05] But I mean, no, it's not fine.
[00:37:14] I mean, I downloaded it from his link that it has no viruses.
[00:37:19] It's perfectly fine.
[00:37:21] I've just not I'm just not familiar with Telegram.
[00:37:28] What's the Russian streamers name cake?
[00:37:30] C underscore A underscore K underscore E cake.
[00:37:52] Requiem is almost fricking here.
[00:37:53] Yep. I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.
[00:38:00] Oh, let me turn on the game sound.
[00:38:10] Now, we'll name this one after Lobos.
[00:38:30] This one is going to get far, surely.
[00:38:32] We'll go male.
[00:38:36] I'm feeling good about this one.
[00:38:53] Is there a class with the Mimic head?
[00:38:57] Amazing.
[00:38:58] Did I have survived that fall by quitting out of the game?
[00:39:08] If you're talking about when I died to Seath, I mean, yes, I technically could have.
[00:39:13] Honestly, even if I had quit out there when I loaded back in, Seath probably would have
[00:39:17] killed me, though.
[00:39:21] I mean, it's not a rule, necessarily, there isn't an official rule set for this run, but
[00:39:32] I do not quit out to prevent myself from dying.
[00:39:37] Because quitting out in this game is a little too strong.
[00:39:41] And the thing is, if you can just quit out anytime you're in danger, it removes a lot
[00:39:45] of the
[00:39:48] that just removes a lot of the danger.
[00:39:54] I mean, it was a total BS way to go out,
[00:39:56] but that's the point of the randomizer, right?
[00:40:09] All right, hold on.
[00:40:11] I'm going to use the restroom.
[00:40:12] I'll be right back.
[00:40:13] In the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crags, arch-trees,
[00:40:30] and everlasting dragons.
[00:40:38] But then there was fire.
[00:40:42] And with fire came disparity.
[00:40:48] Heat and cold,
[00:40:52] life and death.
[00:40:56] And of course,
[00:40:57] Light and dark.
[00:41:07] Then from the dark, they came
[00:41:13] and found the souls of lords within the flame.
[00:41:17] Neaton, the first of the day.
[00:41:37] The witch of Izelin, and her daughters of Chaos.
[00:41:43] Grimm, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights.
[00:41:52] And the furtive ate me, so easily forgotten.
[00:42:04] With the strength of laws, they challenged the dragons.
[00:42:13] Glamorous mighty gods, wield a power of stingsy wisdom.
[00:42:20] The riches will not break as long as they last.
[00:42:28] We too unleashed the plasma of death and disease.
[00:42:34] And faithless games betrayed his evil, and the dragons were payable.
[00:42:55] Thus began the Age of Fire.
[00:43:04] But soon the flames will fade, and only dark will remain.
[00:43:19] Even now there are only embers, and Nancy's not light, but only endless nights.
[00:43:30] And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed dog sign.
[00:43:48] Come back.
[00:43:52] Here we go, Chad.
[00:43:53] It's a new day.
[00:43:55] The day is young, the new dawn.
[00:44:14] Another day in the asylum.
[00:44:17] This is my home.
[00:44:21] I live here.
[00:44:22] I was born in the asylum.
[00:44:52] I'm all bid to buy it.
[00:45:19] One of these runs, I will get the Lord Vessel as the very first item I pick up.
[00:45:25] One of these days.
[00:45:34] I wonder what the chance of it being the very first item is.
[00:45:38] Like, I wonder how many total item checks there are.
[00:45:42] Ella kinda did.
[00:45:43] Well, he got it in Firelink.
[00:45:45] That's not the first item.
[00:45:48] No, I don't... obviously the fucking key to get out of yourself at the start is not actually the first item check.
[00:45:58] What's up, CB?
[00:46:00] Oh yeah, CB, do you still need the rando files?
[00:46:05] I told you I was gonna send them to you and I totally forgot.
[00:46:10] That was the first item, yeah, but it's always the same.
[00:46:18] Well, yeah, but we're using no need, okay, fair enough.
[00:46:29] We're using like a custom version of the rando that doesn't have scaling on.
[00:46:36] Salads and everything, okay, alright.
[00:46:39] You should have led with that.
[00:46:42] That sounds good.
[00:46:44] Hey, Cliff Bane, thank you for the two bucks, man.
[00:46:47] How many bosses do you have?
[00:46:56] Have you killed on your run, Subi?
[00:47:06] You got the Lord Vessel after Sif, damn.
[00:47:10] Lucky doc, you.
[00:47:40] I
[00:48:10] Have I done the same run for Elden Ring?
[00:48:13] No, well, I was doing the French challenge in Elden Ring for a while
[00:48:19] And
[00:48:20] It was fun. I mean I I might go back to the French challenge thing at some point, but it's just it's such a long fucking run
[00:48:30] The what so there well, that's just what people were fucking calling it, okay, I was doing
[00:48:37] auto-equip
[00:48:39] Randomizer
[00:48:45] Auto-quip randomizer
[00:48:47] Elden Ring, I don't know if it was also used what you get or well, I mean it is auto quick is used what you get
[00:48:53] I don't know if it was used what you see
[00:48:56] Yeah, the undead asylum in pilgrimage. Oh
[00:49:02] Yeah, it was also region lock. Yeah region lock perma-death auto-quip all bosses
[00:49:09] Elden Ring is what we were doing.
[00:49:28] I feel like Elden Ring randomizer.
[00:49:30] The problem is there's no progression blockers in Elden Ring because they wanted to make the game more casual,
[00:49:38] Which, by the way, I'm not saying that's a bad thing,
[00:49:41] but that it should be different.
[00:49:43] It's just how it is.
[00:49:45] Elden Ring barely has any key items,
[00:49:47] and you can run around the entire map
[00:49:50] because they just, nothing is blocked.
[00:49:53] Like, there's no progression blockers in Elden Ring.
[00:49:57] I kinda wish that there was though.
[00:49:59] But you know, that's also part of what makes Elden Ring so good,
[00:50:04] That's also part of what makes Elden Ring so good, is the, you know, you can just, like,
[00:50:11] you can explore wherever you want.
[00:50:16] So fucking fast roll.
[00:50:23] I should probably just, like, use the dark hand and just go kill bosses, but I don't
[00:50:31] fucking want to
[00:50:39] there's a thing that there's only two key
[00:50:51] oh wait did I get the
[00:50:52] I thought my auto soap wasn't working
[00:51:01] There's plenty of progression blockers, yeah, but I mean like in terms of key items.
[00:51:24] Like there's barely any key items.
[00:51:30] And you listed like four bosses total, bro.
[00:51:35] That's like barely anything.
[00:51:36] Also, Moog is an optional area.
[00:51:38] So in what scenario is Moog a progression blocker?
[00:51:44] The only like required boss, I mean DLC, well, yeah, I mean to get to the DLC, sure, but
[00:51:53] I just mean like, to beat the game.
[00:52:00] Oh wow, we're getting a lot of souls, that's good.
[00:52:12] I mean, I'm just saying, like, look at how many fucking key items there are
[00:52:16] in this game.
[00:52:18] And then, like, look at Elden Ring.
[00:52:20] You know what I mean? It's just...
[00:52:22] I love Elden Ring, but for and this I'm talking about purely from like a randomizer standpoint
[00:52:29] Like you just you don't need to loot stuff in the Elden Ring when you do the randomizer
[00:52:37] And yeah, you don't even need it. Well, you need the there's two key items you need
[00:52:43] Well, you need the Academy key technically I guess it depends on what run you're doing
[00:52:49] No, my auto-cups working
[00:52:52] You can pair two different games?
[00:52:57] Yeah, sure, but I mean, like, I'm speaking strictly from the randomizer standpoint.
[00:53:04] There's just no reason... Okay, guys, like...
[00:53:07] Okay, I'm just curious.
[00:53:10] If in the Dark Souls 1 randomizer, you didn't have to loot anything...
[00:53:15] Like, imagine in this rando, right, you get a good weapon,
[00:53:19] You get a good weapon right off the bat, and then you don't have to loot anything.
[00:53:23] You just run boss to boss to boss to boss.
[00:53:26] And that's it. That's the rando.
[00:53:28] That is what fucking Elden Ring is like.
[00:53:31] Ella, does that already? Okay.
[00:53:33] You're missing the fucking point. Yes.
[00:53:35] Yes, in the randomizer, sometimes you do a few...
[00:53:38] You boss rush a little bit at the start of the r-
[00:53:40] Shut the fuck up, okay dude?
[00:53:49] All right.
[00:54:19] One T, one T.
[00:54:38] Hey, Riko, thank you for the Prime Sub.
[00:54:44] Imagine if you put the key items anywhere, though, in Elven Ring.
[00:54:47] Yeah, I mean, Elden Ring doesn't really work like DS1 does from a randomizer standpoint.
[00:54:55] I agree with that.
[00:54:56] Like looting all the items in Elden Ring would be equally...
[00:55:00] It would be fucking horrible.
[00:55:17] I don't know, I just, I don't find the Elden Ring randomizer that, I just end up getting
[00:55:33] bored in the Elden Ring randomizer a lot of the time.
[00:55:35] The French challenge was fun though, I will say.
[00:55:39] Doing limb, limb grave was boring as fuck though.
[00:55:45] Like when you die in the French challenge and you have to spend like two hours, like
[00:55:52] going through limb grave again, that was pretty ass, I will admit.
[00:56:09] Well whenever I would do an Elden Ring run, I would end up with like a Fusten somberweft.
[00:56:14] I would loot most of the items in Limgrave
[00:56:18] and before I knew it I would have a plus 10 somber weapon
[00:56:21] and then I would just shit on everything and I would just get bored
[00:56:29] in the French challenge you have to loot everything you see within reason
[00:56:31] yeah that's true and that's why
[00:56:34] the French challenge was more fun
[00:56:37] I actually had fun with the French challenge
[00:56:44] Holy sh-
[00:56:49] Sh-shill dude.
[00:56:53] Can't even get past him now.
[00:56:57] God, I hate this fucking enemy.
[00:57:11] What made the challenge French?
[00:57:13] It's just like the challenge made by a French streamer.
[00:57:38] The funny thing is though, before the French challenge was a thing, I had done that exact
[00:57:43] same run, but I also just got bored with it.
[00:57:49] Can you to the depths?
[00:57:51] That's good.
[00:57:54] I don't remember who made it.
[00:57:58] Or who came up with the thing.
[00:58:01] Should have called it the Dischallenge.
[00:58:04] I don't care.
[00:58:08] I did it before it was cool, yeah.
[00:58:11] I'm a hipster.
[00:58:13] No, I wasn't chemist.
[00:58:24] Bruh.
[00:58:26] My bad.
[00:58:29] And off the cliff too, bro.
[00:58:32] Come on.
[00:58:34] I shouldn't have eluded that item, I guess.
[00:58:37] Fuck's sake.
[00:58:41] Well, Lobos is dead.
[00:58:46] Rest in peace.
[00:58:54] I'm sorry Lobos, I failed you.
[00:59:06] Fat rolling in this game is so fucking awful.
[00:59:11] Okay, Bandit has a blacksmith giant hammer. It's in the right hand. Which means I need
[00:59:21] to... All right, we're gonna leave the blacksmith giant hammer in the asylum. And we're gonna
[00:59:31] loot first because we're gonna be fag... Like, we're gonna be fat if we pick that thing
[00:59:36] up anyways. This armor is way too heavy.
[01:00:06] with being fat. You're slow. You can't roll. There's a lot of things wrong with being fat.
[01:00:36] I'm talking about Dark Souls 1 chat.
[01:01:02] the
[01:01:20] consider clause to be allowed in the dark souls three-fist weapons play through
[01:01:25] uh... what i don't know are fit i mean
[01:01:29] the way that i would do it is
[01:01:31] to base it on like the weapon class.
[01:01:43] Our claws like a separate weapon category.
[01:01:48] In Dark Souls 3.
[01:01:52] I don't know.
[01:02:01] With R2, does so much more damage.
[01:02:26] I think it's better his tower too.
[01:02:55] All right, here we go.
[01:03:05] This is the run.
[01:03:17] Hold a streamer this morning to press our tune and threaten you with a ban...
[01:03:21] Dang
[01:03:25] Heavy attacks in this game are actually pretty fucking good like they do a considerable amount more damage
[01:03:34] Like if you if you press R2 a lot of the time it'll do I don't know like 50% more damage
[01:03:41] It's not bad at all
[01:03:47] That is a big stick
[01:03:51] Thank you for the four months, Elephantung, Riko, Toby, thank you for the resubs as well.
[01:04:02] Have I made it to the Bed of Chaos Room?
[01:04:15] kind of curious what the bed of chaos like this the does the floor still fall
[01:04:27] in the bed of chaos room I assume it probably does which is kind of fucking
[01:04:33] scary actually
[01:04:45] But yeah, it would kill most bosses, that's true, or it could, I'll start into it.
[01:05:40] favorite weapon? It's actually not a bad weapon. I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but...
[01:05:54] They don't have any poppable souls, though. Not great.
[01:06:10] I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner, but is this chain prisoner going to kill me?
[01:06:39] What am I doing, dude?
[01:06:41] What am I actually fucking doing?
[01:06:47] It's like I knew it was gonna happen and I fucking did it anyways.
[01:06:53] You can drop onto the bridge from like the upper area near the staircase.
[01:06:59] In that situation, it was not worth doing it though because the chain prisoner was there.
[01:07:05] Yeah.
[01:07:15] Oops.
[01:07:18] That's okay. That's my bad. That was really stupid.
[01:07:22] I fucked that one up.
[01:07:35] Because I need to respect these enemies more.
[01:07:38] It's like I knew that there was a chance the chain prisoner would kill me.
[01:07:42] And I don't know why I didn't, I should have tried to roll them as well, but I just wanted
[01:07:48] to show off the other strap.
[01:07:51] The hob farming strap.
[01:07:57] that I'm actually going to farm but the death counter is going up the screen.
[01:08:27] All right, well, unless we die 899 or 900 more times, we'll be okay.
[01:08:53] Yeah, I checked the Lord Vessel in that run where I died to see if it was in the Tomb
[01:09:13] of the Giants as fucking usual.
[01:09:21] That dark hand is decent.
[01:09:30] The overlay placement is triggering you.
[01:09:34] Why?
[01:09:35] What do you mean?
[01:09:36] Oh, what?
[01:09:37] Because the hunger isn't aligned with the bosses and the PB?
[01:09:46] I mean, I can fix it if you want.
[01:10:07] I'll fix it.
[01:10:08] Okay.
[01:10:09] I'll fix it.
[01:10:10] All right.
[01:10:11] Hold on.
[01:10:12] Wait, why is there so much... Okay, this is scuffed. Hold on. This is all... This is not... Hold on. This is not good. I know that's not good. I know. Just chill one second, okay? I'm fucking fixing it.
[01:10:42] you
[01:11:12] and
[01:11:30] Maybe his bigger font a lot of her fucking who cares
[01:11:44] It's worse
[01:12:00] Oh God, this isn't good.
[01:12:08] Oh Jesus.
[01:12:12] Aren't seen?
[01:12:16] Oh he went out of bounds!
[01:12:24] Yes, I'm gonna quit out dude what I what else can I do
[01:12:39] And I'm dead, bro! I thought he was butt slamming! Oh my god, this fucking rat!
[01:12:55] Fuck's sakes, dude.
[01:13:09] You
[01:13:39] I
[01:15:09] of
[01:15:26] I'll make me kill you, little shroom.
[01:15:45] being nice.
[01:16:15] Yeah, I mean, if there wasn't scaling...
[01:16:44] Oh, the...
[01:16:47] He killed the mushroom!
[01:17:02] He killed the mushroom and said I'm flying from the fucking balcony.
[01:17:14] Come on, give me the IGN seed.
[01:17:40] The black split.
[01:17:48] The reserve for Ella, true.
[01:17:52] I get the Lord Vessel on the Catacombs.
[01:17:57] That's what I get. Oh shit.
[01:18:00] Okay, he's got some fucking weapons though. Black Knight Sword and
[01:18:04] enchanted falchion.
[01:18:07] That's pretty good.
[01:18:29] It could be any item, pick up any boss, drop it.
[01:18:32] I think the Lord Vessel can also be in the.
[01:18:35] like a rare rare enemy or like a unique enemy drop table like the black
[01:18:43] knights around the map because they always drop like a guaranteed dude I
[01:18:53] don't want to fuck you. I have 4,000 souls we'll be fine
[01:19:05] of
[01:19:12] of
[01:19:15] of
[01:19:20] of
[01:19:25] of
[01:19:31] Hello
[01:19:37] Let me up the fucking ledge I
[01:19:41] Don't know I don't know why going up that ledge is so jank
[01:20:01] Alright, hold on. I gotta be back in a sec, chat. Enjoy the Firelink music. You're up
[01:21:45] All right, I'm back.
[01:21:53] What are the stat requirements for the Black Knight Sword, by the way?
[01:21:56] Is it 20 strength, 16 deaths?
[01:22:00] I think?
[01:22:03] Oh, 18?
[01:22:10] Okay.
[01:22:43] Ooh, fancy hat.
[01:22:52] I want to go to the Great Hollow.
[01:22:54] The problem is it uses so much healing when you go there.
[01:23:05] I actually think going to the Great Hollow early is like not a bad strat.
[01:23:17] Oh, that, that Smo's Hammer could be downgraded.
[01:23:22] We buy it.
[01:23:25] I don't really want to get a weapon yet though.
[01:23:29] We have a lot of potential good weapons because
[01:23:32] We can downgrade Smoshammer.
[01:23:35] We have the Black Knight Sword and the Enchanted Feltian.
[01:23:58] Uh, yeah, I don't think there's a guide for it, Bubbles,
[01:24:01] But I mean, I can send you this stuff if you want.
[01:24:17] He did the seal!
[01:24:24] Just like he sent it to you. I'm sorry, CB.
[01:24:26] Yeah, I made up for it because I sent trance, I sent trance all of the stuff earlier today.
[01:24:37] I'm sorry buddy.
[01:24:39] It's all fast to breathe.
[01:24:44] Oh god.
[01:24:47] Oh Jesus.
[01:24:50] My butthole almost felt death.
[01:24:55] I'm sorry buddy.
[01:24:57] I'm sorry.
[01:24:59] I'm sorry.
[01:25:01] I'm sorry buddy.
[01:25:03] I'm sorry buddy.
[01:25:05] My butthole almost felt death.
[01:25:16] What Chad?
[01:25:17] His fucking spear was centimeters away from my ass.
[01:25:22] Which would have killed me.
[01:25:28] is pitchfork actually. I didn't make it... I'm just explaining. Okay, anyways, 14 strength,
[01:25:44] 18 decks.
[01:26:14] it's okay I will I'll send it to bubbles right now oh my god so when we got
[01:26:22] two Lord souls or wait one Lord soul wait I thought we had two wait was it
[01:26:26] the last one where I got oh wait no this is just a probable soul this is not a
[01:26:36] fucking Lord soul what am I talking about just looks the same alright hold on
[01:26:42] Let me see. I will send bubbles stuff.
[01:27:02] I have bubbles on the score, I think.
[01:27:12] Go forth, touch the demon inside me.
[01:27:42] you
[01:28:03] okay
[01:28:05] He would never have a free listen.
[01:28:10] I just feel bad about it now, okay?
[01:28:14] The thing is, dude, it's like so often I'm like, oh, I'll do this and then I just forget
[01:28:19] about it.
[01:28:21] I'm just, I'm so forgetful.
[01:28:30] You may want to consider keeping that soul for Fram to pay his double, oh yeah.
[01:28:45] Can I share the randomizer in a public place?
[01:28:52] Well...
[01:28:53] I mean, I could, like, I should probably make a guide or something, if viewers want to do
[01:29:03] it.
[01:29:04] Holy chunks.
[01:29:06] You do have one twinkle.
[01:29:16] One of my first friends on Twitch.
[01:29:21] Yeah, me and Bubbles go way back, actually, though.
[01:29:36] Crystal Hobbit upgrades, true.
[01:29:51] Oh boy.
[01:30:06] How many items are there in total to loot in DS-1?
[01:30:11] I actually am...
[01:30:12] I don't know.
[01:30:15] That ramen with me can get you nowhere.
[01:30:18] I'm damned to you.
[01:30:25] Oh no no no I forgot I forgot I forgot I forgot.
[01:30:28] Oh fuck I forgot.
[01:30:42] Welcome home, Russian one.
[01:30:58] What did I say? How am I supposed to sit?
[01:31:00] I've got a fucking Shane Brusner chasing me.
[01:31:12] There's the DLC caster somewhere.
[01:31:38] This is not good.
[01:31:39] He's definitely a dark sign angle.
[01:32:05] Wait I need to activate the elevator though.
[01:32:06] Fuck!
[01:32:07] elevator oh my god the channel are fucking buffed them up
[01:32:31] what do you mean what am I doing I'm fucking looting the items bro
[01:33:07] I think I'll just go back and try.
[01:33:14] I'm gonna try.
[01:33:17] I'm gonna try.
[01:33:20] I'm gonna try.
[01:33:23] I'm gonna try.
[01:33:26] I'm gonna try.
[01:33:29] I'm gonna try.
[01:33:33] How much do you get from the Gwyn Soul if you feed it?
[01:33:38] Like 60,000 or 50,000 or something?
[01:33:43] 40? The Pops were 20 normally?
[01:33:48] I feel like I would still rather have the levels early on right now.
[01:34:03] So we could either buy the BKH, or not the BKH, the Black Knight Sword, but the problem
[01:34:27] is our armor is so heavy and I don't know if I don't think this guy had like
[01:34:35] any armor but he sold no I mean we already checked Andre
[01:34:50] Yeah, what's up, Mitch?
[01:35:01] Yeah, you can just drop, like, right here.
[01:35:19] It's kind of nice.
[01:35:49] the
[01:36:18] sister pester
[01:36:48] and the guy kind of hurts
[01:37:18] I don't want to get toxiced not sure if I have enough resist
[01:37:48] The Elton's gone crazy.
[01:38:18] Oh, I'm just not great.
[01:38:23] The sister fester?
[01:38:29] Bro, who are you?
[01:38:38] Oh, what the fuck is going on?
[01:38:57] Who are these enemies and where are they fucking coming from?
[01:39:04] of
[01:39:14] of
[01:39:18] of
[01:39:24] of
[01:40:01] with that green will the tree always drop green tight-knit shard so I believe the enemy
[01:40:15] the enemy types get randomized loot table oh god the enemies will get a randomized loot
[01:40:27] So it could be something good or it could be something bad, but they will like always
[01:40:37] Let's drop that specific item, I think.
[01:41:02] Alright, please have something good for me.
[01:41:05] souls not good souls is infinite large be cheap pretty crappy weapons lightweight
[01:41:21] the gloves and legs, ring of sack, no homered bones though, it's how it kind of tested this,
[01:41:39] that small titanate from the bush and on six S-Tac, okay, I guess it's not only one item
[01:41:45] Alright, I'm just going to loot these items, I think.
[01:42:07] I don't really want to loot the other half of Burg.
[01:42:11] The thing is, if we kill Taurus, we can just go down this ladder and then clear the other
[01:42:16] half anyways.
[01:42:18] So I think it's better to just do it in like, in halves, I guess.
[01:42:26] We could actually loot these items up here.
[01:42:40] Not a single dragon bud.
[01:42:41] Oh, don't worry.
[01:42:42] They're probably waiting for me in Blight Town or some bullshit.
[01:42:49] Ugh, that was so bad.
[01:43:02] I don't want to just try to run past.
[01:43:06] Surely I'll be fine.
[01:44:06] that
[01:44:13] that jump across here
[01:44:36] How looting that item is probably cursed, I'm just going to darksign out.
[01:45:02] Earthsmith Barks.
[01:45:32] of
[01:45:52] Soon I will flush this rando, yeah, I will, because Resident Evil 9 is coming out.
[01:46:20] This sucks that we don't have any homeward bones, man.
[01:46:28] Let's see what the Smohammer turns into.
[01:46:39] club plus 10. I'm fucking fat though. That's a mistake.
[01:47:04] of
[01:47:12] four hundred
[01:47:18] of five, I don't do it
[01:47:22] of
[01:47:42] I
[01:47:59] Fuck
[01:48:06] Oh, this is so fucking ass dude fuck man I
[01:48:10] I can't get the club I don't have enough I don't have enough fucking souls and I use all my souls dude
[01:48:25] Dude go up the fucking stairs holy shit
[01:49:10] No, I sent you the files, bubbles.
[01:49:40] Oh, this is miserable.
[01:49:50] No, we can get out of this chat, it just really sucks.
[01:50:01] I need to go back to Firelink of Rest and then go back down, kill another Crystal Hollow,
[01:50:07] which will get us 800 souls, and then we can transform into the large club.
[01:50:23] I mean, it should only take another like a minute or two.
[01:50:26] I don't know, this was my mistake.
[01:50:34] I didn't realize it costed souls to downgrade the weapon.
[01:50:51] the Firelink NPC, that is going to be a miserable time, trust me.
[01:51:21] Cool walking challenge, thank you.
[01:51:46] Yeah, punching is probably faster to get around.
[01:52:16] I might go try to kill gargoyles with this weapon I guess.
[01:52:27] We should try to kill a few bosses at least.
[01:52:38] I mean, this is a really good weapon.
[01:52:40] I'll be right back.
[01:53:06] Lighter panes from Undead Merchant.
[01:53:08] I don't know if it would be enough anyway, so...
[01:54:08] Holy bonk!
[01:54:28] What is that damage? That's a plus 10 weapon, baby!
[01:55:08] Uh, the Duke Archive's seat gets turned into a random unique enemy bubbles and after you
[01:55:34] kill it, it'll teleport you automatically so you don't actually have to die.
[01:56:04] Oh, this is really nice.
[01:56:15] Really?
[01:56:34] Oh my god dude, I guess I should have boned out.
[01:56:52] Fuck's sakes man, I guess I should have healed, I don't fucking know.
[01:57:00] Oh this boss is so bullshit.
[01:57:03] fucking dude, the tail attack is so ass. It just kills you so fast.
[01:57:33] the blocking have worked maybe I could have blocked the tail I don't know I
[01:57:39] think I think if I just instantly chugged an estus maybe I would have been
[01:57:44] okay but his tail slam might have also knocked me off the roof anyways I don't
[01:57:52] know man I don't know how to dodge that tail attack
[01:57:57] Oh, shit. Oh.
[01:58:01] I cheese him like a no-head, and I...
[01:58:04] I don't know... what that means.
[01:58:27] Oh man, that sucks dude.
[01:58:35] That was a good weapon too.
[01:58:39] I don't know what I should have done there.
[01:58:42] Maybe I should have tried to get him to turn towards me instead.
[01:59:10] I mean, I did bait an attack and I ran past him and then he did the tail attack and I died.
[01:59:15] Like, he was in the middle of doing the laser when I ran under his foot.
[01:59:39] And I call whatever you know what I mean
[02:00:09] the hit was due to my jump I don't think so
[02:00:39] I have a light roll.
[02:01:08] Amazing.
[02:01:13] It's insane how fast you feel.
[02:01:17] Like, you move so much faster and you have light roll, you never have it in this run.
[02:01:27] I already just lost it.
[02:01:34] Just by picking up a talisman.
[02:01:38] the fastest this could be beaten. I have no idea.
[02:01:45] way
[02:02:02] Oh man that last run was actually good like we I don't know it's a shame dude
[02:02:15] of
[02:03:15] of
[02:03:31] I don't understand how that getting up that ledge works
[02:04:01] armor smith box
[02:04:12] Yippee!
[02:04:42] The
[02:04:47] that level up was
[02:04:49] yet zero souls
[02:04:52] but they're here we got a really easy set of enemies here
[02:04:56] that's great
[02:05:03] I'm going down, everybody.
[02:05:29] little mushrooms just by them. Ow.
[02:05:37] Bingy Road.
[02:05:40] Hey buddy.
[02:05:48] Oh, good job.
[02:05:51] Can I just jump through him?
[02:05:59] I thought it was only going to hit me once.
[02:06:29] It makes you pick up stuff after you get a nice equip- I mean, I'm not sure what you're
[02:06:39] talking about.
[02:06:42] Like in the last run we got the large club plus 10 and then I decided to fight bosses
[02:06:47] and then Seath fucking killed me.
[02:07:13] You had a mace and quick roll.
[02:07:15] Yeah, but I don't really like fighting the bosses for 30 minutes straight doing fucking 20 damage.
[02:07:23] If I go up against a DLC boss with a fucking plus zero mace, I'm gonna do nothing. I'm gonna do absolutely nothing.
[02:07:31] The thing is, rushing bosses is the best strat for this run, because if you rush bosses,
[02:07:51] you just get a ton of levels and bosses are the most consistent thing about this randomizer.
[02:08:00] For the most part, there's obviously a few exceptions, but like, the bosses are the easiest
[02:08:07] part of the rando.
[02:08:09] Obviously, there's some fucked up situations, but at most of the time, fighting a boss for
[02:08:15] a while really isn't that bad.
[02:08:20] You're more likely to die going through the levels like trying to kill the enemies.
[02:08:50] Yeah, Seath just killed me, and that's why I said there are some exceptions to that.
[02:08:56] I didn't say every single boss is super easy all of the time, but of course, you don't fucking listen!
[02:09:20] I've found the Lord Vessel a total of two times.
[02:09:50] And that's it.
[02:10:20] I mean, the RTSR could be Lord Vessel, but I'm most likely just going to die if I try
[02:10:32] to go there.
[02:10:34] I need to kill the enemies there if I'm actually going to loot that.
[02:10:57] I mean the Lord Vessel could be anywhere.
[02:10:59] Any item pickup, any boss drop, any unique enemy drop.
[02:11:04] This guy could have the Lord Vessel, oh god.
[02:11:08] But I cannot really kill him, so.
[02:11:22] Why is the purple cowards crystal listed on the stream UI?
[02:11:42] There's probably some key items that aren't really relevant, but I just have them all.
[02:11:51] We can get our longsword to plus two.
[02:12:21] What is my equipload, 27.1?
[02:12:26] Feels like I'm actually sprinting pretty fast, even though I'm on mid-roll.
[02:12:31] I wonder how many different sprinting speeds there are.
[02:12:51] of
[02:12:58] of
[02:13:01] of
[02:13:05] of
[02:13:08] of
[02:13:11] of
[02:13:18] Thank you, sir.
[02:13:48] It's just not worth doing right now.
[02:13:53] Like I want to.
[02:13:55] It is 10,000 souls, but God, this shit is just so slow.
[02:14:35] of
[02:15:22] Why are you not staggered there?
[02:16:17] Yeah, the golden items aren't always safe to pick up, though.
[02:16:41] most of the time they are. But not always.
[02:16:48] of
[02:17:13] I mean, I picked up a golden item before and it was like a broken straight sword.
[02:17:33] Pretty sure.
[02:17:34] Ooh!
[02:17:44] That wasn't a golden one.
[02:17:45] I... no, I mean I...
[02:17:47] This was like several days ago.
[02:17:49] Because I remember specifically I was like, oh, golden items are always safe to pick up,
[02:17:55] and then I picked up something and it was...
[02:17:58] Whatever it was, it was fucking shit, because it ruined...
[02:18:01] I've ruined my build.
[02:18:31] Uh...
[02:18:32] Maybe I'll co-treat a clear bit of burg out, check the undead merchant, it's probably
[02:18:56] our best bet.
[02:19:00] The randomizer is just set to fair.
[02:19:16] We don't have any bias on.
[02:19:46] Holy shit, he's shaking the fucking...shaking everything.
[02:20:10] Over heavy.
[02:20:11] This is a good shield, though.
[02:20:12] Dude, holy crap.
[02:20:15] Bro, this area is fucking grave-lorded now. Wait, what? Is this...
[02:20:23] Fuck no.
[02:20:28] I'm just running.
[02:20:32] Oh my goodness.
[02:20:39] Red bone wheels, not fun.
[02:20:45] Oh, Homer Bones. Some souls.
[02:20:52] Infinite tight night.
[02:20:58] Dark hand.
[02:21:05] Uh, light robe, light gloves, light helm.
[02:21:15] I
[02:22:15] I'm not going to get ratted this time.
[02:22:27] There are the red bone wheels down here.
[02:22:37] This kind of chill except for the DLC caster.
[02:22:44] Oh, good god.
[02:23:07] Oh, I'm gonna leave.
[02:23:22] You might just go upgrade the sword to plus five.
[02:24:22] We have a better weapon here. Oh god.
[02:24:30] Oh Jesus.
[02:24:52] What the heck?
[02:25:12] Don't get yourself into that.
[02:25:52] of
[02:26:11] of
[02:26:37] I want to bait out his stomp.
[02:26:48] I don't know if being on this side makes it more likely.
[02:27:16] Oh my god. Fuck sags dude.
[02:27:20] I hate this shit.
[02:27:43] It's 10,000 souls though.
[02:27:46] I guess we can go try to kill Sif.
[02:28:14] I don't really know, Chat.
[02:28:16] This run is kind of ass for this seed.
[02:28:19] None of our merchants have any good weapons.
[02:28:23] We do have infinite Titanite at least, but all we got going for us.
[02:28:40] What are the plans for after the DS-1 runs?
[02:28:44] Well, Resident Evil 9 comes out in three days, so...
[02:28:48] I mean, once Resident Evil 9 comes out, I will be done with the DS-1 rando for a while.
[02:28:55] I mean, we'll come back to the DS-1 Rando at some point, but...
[02:29:15] I'm not extremely excited for Resident Evil 9.
[02:29:40] Why is this enemy here?
[02:29:53] Am I speedrunning RE9 on day one? No.
[02:29:59] Of course not.
[02:30:10] I think we will probably, we'll probably do like 2 or maybe 3 playthroughs of the game
[02:30:26] and then we'll start doing like routing if I have to guess.
[02:30:44] Oh yeah, I actually have the crest on this room.
[02:30:48] Well, that's okay.
[02:30:56] Can you open the Crest Door from behind?
[02:31:17] I have been wondering about that actually.
[02:31:33] I mean I don't think I'm going to do a permadeath run of RE9.
[02:31:42] I'm gonna do, again, I'm probably gonna do two to three playthroughs and then we'll start
[02:31:48] speedrun routing.
[02:31:50] That is my climb.
[02:31:56] I mean, speedrunning is literally permadeath anyways.
[02:32:00] Or at least like, optimally.
[02:32:37] He's actually aligning his arms.
[02:33:07] All right.
[02:33:14] Easy.
[02:33:21] That of cash shouldn't be in the rando, why not?
[02:33:34] It's a boss.
[02:34:02] I mean, the thing is, if you're gonna get rid of Bed of Chaos, then you're just gonna get a duplicate boss at some point in the run.
[02:34:14] Most of the time, Bed of Chaos in this rando is pretty free.
[02:34:19] Not always, though.
[02:34:32] That is like a 30 second free. I mean, I almost died to bed of chaos
[02:34:39] When it was in the Nido arena
[02:34:45] Can definitely still kill you most of the time it's pretty free though
[02:35:02] I think one of the bosses is missing in each seed because both super aren't seeing super
[02:35:13] smore in the pool, um, you might be right, but the thing is in the ONS fight you also
[02:35:25] to fight two bosses.
[02:35:49] It's three variants of Onus. Yeah, that's true.
[02:35:55] Although, can you get super slow and super ornstein in one run?
[02:35:59] Or is it not just one of the two?
[02:36:03] Hello, opossum.
[02:36:10] I guess there's a chance that one boss is missing then.
[02:36:15] Unless there's an extra boss somewhere else in the run.
[02:36:19] Yeah, I guess you're right.
[02:36:25] Alright, there's one more item over here.
[02:36:36] This item can be kind of sketchy to pick up though.
[02:36:42] We'll take a look.
[02:36:45] Our slumbering dragon crest ring might make this okay to pick up.
[02:36:50] up. Doesn't seem too bad actually. Oh damn! The doll! I think that's the first time we've
[02:37:15] I've never found the doll before.
[02:37:45] Uh, all right.
[02:37:48] We could...
[02:37:49] I mean, the thing is, the weapon I have right now is not that great.
[02:37:57] Hold on, I'll be back in one sec. I might go to the Great Hollow.
[02:39:45] Alright, I'm back.
[02:40:15] Let's go down to the Great Hollow, I guess.
[02:40:23] I mean, or we could try to clear...
[02:40:26] We could try to do guards with this weapon.
[02:40:30] Not great, we do have three gold timers, I'm sure.
[02:40:37] Go to the tomb.
[02:40:42] Dude, I really don't want to clear that area with this weapon.
[02:40:48] This long sword is just not that good.
[02:40:58] We have any...
[02:40:59] Ah, like we don't have any cure for poison either.
[02:41:14] You guys overestimate the, like, how good the skull lantern is.
[02:41:26] Bro, I- no fucking shot.
[02:41:39] I thought she died.
[02:42:09] getting poisoned here anyways yeah but I don't know is this the same type of poison as in
[02:42:21] the swamp.
[02:43:21] Why is there always a dragon butt here?
[02:44:45] This is pretty chill.
[02:44:58] Just sucks that I'm gonna get poisoned twice, but that's okay.
[02:45:07] Ooh, Mask of the Mother!
[02:45:20] and be lost.
[02:45:45] Stuff is dying.
[02:45:47] That's good.
[02:45:48] I wonder how much longer this poison is going to last.
[02:45:56] A minute maybe?
[02:45:58] I'm actually kind of curious.
[02:46:00] How long is a full bar?
[02:46:02] It's just at 48.
[02:46:32] It's three minutes, yeah, that seems about right.
[02:47:02] Oh, whoops. Alright.
[02:47:07] First order of business is dropping in here.
[02:47:32] the
[02:47:54] what is the fucking coalition here is just so bad.
[02:47:56] All right
[02:48:04] Page key that's good
[02:48:26] of
[02:48:43] I don't remember the route that I was taking another day.
[02:49:04] I don't know why I just healed there.
[02:49:26] Yeah, then it was here.
[02:49:34] Dude, no fucking way, man!
[02:49:44] God, this fucking game!
[02:49:49] Dude, this butterfly is gonna shit on me if I try to fucking climb this.
[02:50:03] Lovely. Just lovely. Lovely. Fucking lovely. The fucking never-ending chorus.
[02:50:33] How the fuck did you get down here?
[02:50:52] Over here, please.
[02:51:03] Okay, yeah, sure
[02:51:33] didn't even take damage on the way down. I know, right?
[02:51:35] right no I have no idea how much help this thing is
[02:52:05] Has it's dying though. I know I mean I know I can kill it
[02:52:10] For some reason you can't see the health bar
[02:52:14] Okay
[02:52:35] 400 souls, yep, I'm rich.
[02:52:41] I said I was gonna die to Butterfly if I climbed the ladder.
[02:52:46] Which is true.
[02:53:05] And where is the path I normally take here?
[02:53:21] I guess it's over here.
[02:53:32] I think it's right here.
[02:53:36] Alright, let's try this again.
[02:54:32] Nice.
[02:55:02] of
[02:55:30] Almost just died.
[02:56:00] I'm going to go back to the game and see if I can make it to the end of the game.
[02:56:26] Black Knight Great Axe.
[02:56:28] Damn, that's good, but we don't have the stats to use it.
[02:56:34] We need 24 strength, which we're only 4 off, but we also need 18 decks.
[02:56:40] We don't have enough souls for that, and honestly, I don't want to have to come back
[02:56:46] down here again, so...
[02:56:48] Yeah.
[02:56:50] I'm just getting me twinklies too.
[02:57:45] Where'd he go?
[02:57:52] I feel like I could get him to fall.
[02:58:05] This guy is such a menace dude, like I can't-
[02:58:27] Oh, he was so close!
[02:58:34] You fucker!
[02:58:57] Oh god.
[02:59:07] There's an absolute fucking menace, man.
[02:59:34] He's stuck.
[02:59:35] He's not stuck.
[02:59:48] I need him to fall, dude.
[02:59:57] Oh, I'm just scared of trying to get enough.
[03:00:05] This sucks, man.
[03:00:06] God damn it, Steven.
[03:00:27] He's too good, dude.
[03:00:34] Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
[03:00:41] Jump, jump.
[03:00:44] Oh my god, dude, he's unstoppable.
[03:00:53] Oh, finally, please.
[03:01:00] Okay.
[03:01:02] Oh, usable weapon.
[03:01:53] I want to cut the hail of the dragon while I have a weapon that can actually do it.
[03:02:13] Because if I get an unusable weapon,
[03:02:16] Can warp to the dragon when you get the Lord Vessel?
[03:02:20] Yeah, but not unless you rest at the bonfire and unlock it.
[03:02:25] Could I not just punch it?
[03:02:27] I mean, I could punch it, but it would take...
[03:02:29] I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's like damage based, how quickly you cut the tail, so punching
[03:02:35] the tail off would probably take, like, 300 hits.
[03:02:43] The Dragon Hunter, thank you for the hundred seven months.
[03:03:13] Yeah, I'm not resting here.
[03:03:34] Yeah, I mean, I guess this bonfire is already lit, so maybe if you come down here that activates the bonfire alone?
[03:03:40] I don't come down to ash lake very often so I don't know
[03:04:10] Alright, there's like two more items down here.
[03:04:40] Looks like you can still walk further out there, but there's absolutely no reason to
[03:04:45] even pass that right now.
[03:04:48] Uh, alright.
[03:05:10] There's only one item in this tree, right?
[03:05:20] Yeah, not very much like that.
[03:05:25] Alright, and then there's one more item over there.
[03:05:31] That's their rumor about RE9 demo bro.
[03:05:36] RE9 comes out in like three days.
[03:05:40] The demo is not happening.
[03:05:44] Well, I'm so excited for RE9 though.
[03:05:54] We have the giant armor and the inklet of the great lord.
[03:06:12] I thought it was the giant lord.
[03:06:13] Alright, well, I think that's everything, Chad.
[03:06:17] I think we got everything in great hollow, unless I miss something, but I'm pretty sure
[03:06:22] Here we go, everything.
[03:06:30] Successful great hollow.
[03:06:32] Let's go.
[03:06:35] of
[03:06:42] of
[03:06:45] of
[03:06:50] of
[03:06:55] of
[03:07:00] I mean, this weapon's not bad.
[03:07:07] We could upgrade it.
[03:07:08] Oh yeah, let me upgrade the Estus.
[03:07:12] We could try to clear the way to Gargs.
[03:07:15] Man, I probably should have got to like 30 HP.
[03:07:23] Oh, the thing is, we're fat rolling.
[03:07:43] Yeah, some of the merchants have light armor.
[03:07:58] I guess we can go check Andre now.
[03:08:01] I don't remember.
[03:08:02] We didn't really get a good chance to check Andre that extensively.
[03:08:13] Come again.
[03:08:17] The trick to this rando is all in endurance.
[03:08:20] That's a good trick to get yourself killed.
[03:08:32] I mean the thing is the absolute worst thing that can happen to you in this run is getting
[03:08:44] a weapon that you can't use.
[03:08:48] Like what?
[03:08:49] 100% nothing else even comes close.
[03:09:01] Well, apart from getting overloaded, but that happens so infrequently.
[03:09:15] Like you have to be really unlucky to get overloaded, at least if you have 16 plus endurance, maybe
[03:09:22] 16 plus endurance, maybe like 18.
[03:09:44] The chain prisoner isn't gonna...
[03:09:46] 30,000 for a pair... yeah, he has a fucking belt line.
[03:09:55] That's great.
[03:09:56] I think I'm gonna clear the way to Gargs.
[03:10:13] I don't know if we should have upgraded this hammer, it's not that good of a weapon, but
[03:10:18] sell weapons, you can't sell stuff until you've killed Gargoyles and Quailag.
[03:10:23] Did I check the female merchant?
[03:10:26] Well I wanted to, but I don't know man, Ella was saying that's cheating.
[03:10:35] I mean he didn't say that exactly, but technically you do need a key item.
[03:10:43] You do need a key item to get to the female undead merchant normally.
[03:11:13] I think this guy is weak to fire at least.
[03:11:29] I've got a dragon butt.
[03:11:32] Maybe I can just slow walk through here.
[03:11:36] Never mind.
[03:11:38] of
[03:12:14] this is a nice set of enemies here
[03:13:08] There's a real fun set of enemies here.
[03:13:38] How is that a mess dude?
[03:14:05] and death. I'm actually dead. Fuck off.
[03:14:35] Oh, fuck, man.
[03:14:59] bro you're gonna hit me in the head through the fucking wall that's cool dude that's really
[03:15:25] Really cool.
[03:15:39] And I pressed the button again.
[03:15:41] Dude!
[03:15:42] What do I fucking do?
[03:15:44] This is so fucking ass.
[03:15:46] Oh my god.
[03:15:48] It's like two DLC enemies, a bone wheel, fucking two dark wraiths.
[03:15:54] What the hell?
[03:16:02] Pretty sure there's a dragon butt up there too.
[03:16:06] I don't know. I don't have like any heals left.
[03:16:11] Either.
[03:16:54] of
[03:17:13] please not see their manners
[03:17:39] Uh, God.
[03:17:43] When...
[03:17:46] What is that, Centipede?
[03:17:49] That's killable.
[03:18:09] It's not that bad.
[03:18:14] I think it could be better, but...
[03:18:17] It could be a lot worse.
[03:19:09] It's really like spamming that attack.
[03:19:19] Fair enough again.
[03:19:24] Again.
[03:19:29] I mean, suckin' like a loop or something.
[03:19:59] No, the Lord Vessel can't, can't be on and as far as I know the Lord Vessel cannot be
[03:20:19] in a tail because you could potentially miss it.
[03:20:25] was saying you can get it from a crow trade but I that was just one guy in chat who probably didn't
[03:20:32] just confused
[03:20:41] I kind of want to loot this place because I don't really want to clear this bullshit
[03:21:09] again but we also have like none of our
[03:21:14] none of our merchants have good good
[03:21:17] weapons
[03:21:27] crow trades are fixed yeah but the items
[03:21:30] that you trade to the crows are not like
[03:21:34] you could sell the items that you trade
[03:21:38] to the crows. Black Knight Sword, that was a different run I think.
[03:22:08] of
[03:22:30] Oh
[03:23:30] That is so good.
[03:23:37] It's stuck.
[03:23:46] of
[03:23:53] death
[03:23:56] of
[03:24:02] Let's pop some more Humanity, get some more Defense.
[03:24:06] It's okay.
[03:24:08] I did not know he had a three-hit combo.
[03:24:27] Hopefully we don't lose the Hammer.
[03:24:28] I really don't want to loot this place again or kill like clear this place again now
[03:24:58] I mean, I want to drop down, but there's a fucking bone wheel.
[03:25:25] Okay, maybe we just...
[03:25:26] I'm just gonna fucking bone out.
[03:25:30] Fuck this.
[03:25:43] I didn't want a bone out, but...
[03:25:46] I also don't want to die...
[03:25:48] to a bone wheel.
[03:25:51] Alright.
[03:25:52] And we still have the hammer, so that's good.
[03:25:54] I think we go down to Quailag now, honestly.
[03:26:01] Hey, it's nice that we're already done with Great Hollow in this run though.
[03:26:11] Honestly, going to Great Hollow early is kinda nice.
[03:26:15] There's a lot of items there.
[03:26:17] Not a bad strat.
[03:26:20] i don't feel like the great hollow is that dangerous at least in terms of
[03:26:23] enemies
[03:26:25] obviously your biggest
[03:26:26] issue is
[03:26:28] if there is a bad enemy there
[03:26:31] he could potentially knock you off the branches
[03:26:50] A lot of enemies just fall to their death in the great hollow.
[03:27:20] And then you also get to enjoy the music of Ash Lake.
[03:27:30] That's the best part.
[03:27:33] I had to use the firekeeper soul, bro.
[03:27:54] I mean, but you could use magic, the problem is...
[03:28:22] There are way more melee weapons than there are spell casting tools along with spells.
[03:28:37] Like you're probably four to five times more likely to uh...
[03:28:43] Ooh, nice.
[03:28:48] You're probably like four to five times more likely to actually get a melee weapon.
[03:28:55] So you can't.
[03:28:57] It's not really possible to level up melee stats and int and faith in this game.
[03:29:03] There's only like three or two offensive miracles in this game anyways.
[03:29:10] Almost nothing.
[03:29:11] Yeah, I want to loot the chest, but I don't really want to lose this hammer right now.
[03:30:17] theCynicalWeeb is the best
[03:30:47] leveling faith to use the Cresnax
[03:30:50] it's really not to be honest
[03:30:55] it's like what six level ups to use one weapon
[03:30:59] and that's it
[03:31:04] and those stats could be put into health or endurance or strength or dex
[03:31:08] just not worth it
[03:31:13] yeah it's not like the weapons even that good either
[03:31:18] fire sage, I mean that's doable
[03:31:26] it's not great
[03:31:30] but then all the fucking fire isn't in bosses, amazing
[03:31:43] I thought he didn't resist fire.
[03:32:03] I think he does to like an extent.
[03:32:06] Ah, come on.
[03:32:33] I don't know, maybe this hammer just sucks.
[03:32:42] Just feel like it should be doing more damage.
[03:33:06] strike resistant now I guess that's what it is.
[03:33:16] The jump attack goes a lot at least.
[03:34:06] So instead of the... I'm gonna get hit, aren't I?
[03:34:27] Oh, no.
[03:34:28] Almost.
[03:34:29] of
[03:34:45] Oh, alright, well, handaxe it is.
[03:35:11] Maybe it's a boss we can get to fall off, or ceaseless.
[03:35:14] It's a good weapon.
[03:35:15] Do we have tight...
[03:35:16] We do have tight knight shards in this run.
[03:35:19] At least.
[03:35:21] I think they were from Undead Merchant, right?
[03:35:44] You want to see more Gwynnwheel, I'm sure I'll make a return.
[03:36:10] the
[03:36:18] holy shit this is so hot
[03:36:20] hey brainy thank you for the fifteen months
[03:36:24] the best scaling rando yeah
[03:36:30] now i don't have any firekeeper souls chat
[03:36:33] use them both
[03:36:38] did not check butterfly yet no honestly this run has been kind of bad rng i mean we're alive but like
[03:36:47] all of our merchants kind of suck
[03:36:55] hey overlord lapakka thank you for the flag of the subs
[03:37:08] I have not I have I think I've only seen a merchant with infinite twinklies like one
[03:37:25] time out of all the runs I've done like that's one of the best things because most of the
[03:37:32] best weapons. I feel like most of the best weapons are Twinkly's. Well, if it's four
[03:37:55] Four kings and fucking outta here.
[03:38:04] You could probably get Artorias to fall off here and just be kind of sketchy.
[03:38:09] I wonder if there's like some kind of strat you could do where like you can make their
[03:38:16] path like make them just run off.
[03:38:20] Like if you were to stand, I don't know, just on a specific spot on the side here.
[03:38:26] Might not be a bad idea to try some and test that.
[03:38:35] Ceaseless Gwyn.
[03:38:36] Fucking straight, just getting all the demons.
[03:38:44] I mean, he jumps back.
[03:38:54] Or wait, no. Does this guy jump back?
[03:38:56] I don't think he does. I think that's only fire safe, right?
[03:39:00] Does this guy jump back?
[03:39:08] I don't think he does.
[03:39:10] Oh, no, he does. Okay.
[03:39:11] Oh, okay, he jumps really fucking far back.
[03:39:41] A fucking jump man!
[03:40:37] You're such a fucking rat, bro!
[03:40:59] Jump off the ledge!
[03:41:07] Oh, yes!
[03:41:22] Alright.
[03:41:29] I guess we just get out of here.
[03:41:36] I don't think there's anything else for us to really loot, so.
[03:41:39] Well there are some items before Fire Sage.
[03:41:44] It's just, we only have two Estus.
[03:41:51] I guess we could run down.
[03:42:04] Maybe it's the Lord Vessel.
[03:42:07] I mean, if we loot this right now, that'll save us a lot of time.
[03:42:12] I don't know, some of the items might not be lootable though.
[03:42:15] All we have is this Handaxe.
[03:42:17] We do have Gold Pine Resin, so...
[03:42:19] That's nice at least I'm just so slow go to catacombs what with my basic fucking
[03:42:31] hand axe
[03:42:40] yeah we already did all of great hollow on ash lake we found a firekeeper soul
[03:42:46] there. I think that was it though. We do have the peculiar doll on this run. She's kind of nice.
[03:42:55] On the Lord Vessel five times. No, I found it two times.
[03:43:00] Two times total. That's it.
[03:43:06] Uh, oh yeah, we did find the cage key. Yeah, that's nice.
[03:43:46] and
[03:44:04] Mm-hmm
[03:45:04] of
[03:45:11] the
[03:45:17] of
[03:45:24] of
[03:45:34] this is not great, but
[03:45:41] We can lead this guy.
[03:46:09] Oh, man. I knew I should have killed the fucking enemies first.
[03:46:37] I'm just fucking dragging butt there.
[03:47:03] All right, well, I'm not fucking with that dragon butt.
[03:47:21] We got most of the items at least.
[03:47:45] Yeah we have the one chest left there.
[03:47:46] I mean I would have liked to loot it.
[03:47:49] If I had kept the flambers, we probably could have done it, but the Guardian Tail is fucking
[03:47:56] unusable.
[03:47:57] It's just like...
[03:47:58] But...
[03:47:59] Actually, wait, can you downgrade the Guardian Tail?
[03:48:03] I don't think you can, because it's...
[03:48:05] I mean, it's like it comes from the boss, but it's not a boss-soul weapon.
[03:48:09] I don't know where to go now.
[03:48:16] We have like no fucking...
[03:48:18] Oh wait we could check the merchant here. I guess we'll do that.
[03:48:24] of
[03:48:32] the
[03:48:37] death
[03:48:42] of
[03:48:44] the
[03:48:49] Yes, unlimited large tight night for a thousand each.
[03:48:58] Wow.
[03:48:59] Fantastic.
[03:49:00] But can you use Lloyd's talismans to put mimics back to sleep?
[03:49:09] Does that work?
[03:49:13] I guess that's not a bad idea to buy some for that then, potentially.
[03:49:21] Um, yeah, this sucks.
[03:49:24] Oh yeah, there was a great scythe down in Blighttown.
[03:49:36] We might have to go...
[03:49:38] You know, we might have to go back.
[03:49:48] Hmm, we looted almost everything in the graveyard, except for like one item.
[03:50:02] The whip is really that bad, yeah.
[03:50:04] Oh, hey, there we go.
[03:50:07] Yeah, we have re-looted everything in the graveyard.
[03:50:36] I think there's two items we didn't loot in the graveyard, though we got everything else.
[03:50:50] Whips are okay against...
[03:50:53] Or whips are okay in Elden Ring.
[03:51:03] They're actually pretty fucking good in Dark Souls 2 as well.
[03:51:06] In Dark Souls 2, you can get dual spotted whips and those things.
[03:51:16] I was like shocked at how good they actually were.
[03:51:25] Is it the old whip?
[03:51:26] I thought it was the spotted whip.
[03:51:28] I don't know.
[03:51:29] really good whips and gives to them.
[03:51:51] I think we just go to Senzan and Orlando with this club.
[03:51:58] Probably the play.
[03:52:00] Uh, I'm gonna go grab a drink real quick.
[03:52:05] You can go to the painting. Yeah, we could do painted world.
[03:52:08] That's kind of scary, though.
[03:52:10] Because the thing is, once you enter the painted world, you cannot leave
[03:52:14] until you kill the boss.
[03:52:18] If you do not have the Lord Vessel.
[03:52:20] You can just leave.
[03:52:29] Oh, well, with Priscilla normally, maybe in the rando you can just walk past the boss
[03:52:36] too.
[03:52:37] Maybe it's like...
[03:52:39] I assumed in the rando...
[03:52:43] It might be different, but maybe the boss stays on Agri in the rando as well.
[03:52:49] Alright, anyways, I'm gonna grab a drink. I'll be back in a sec.
[03:54:49] Okay, I'm back.
[03:55:14] Let's go to Anor Londo.
[03:55:31] Although we are a bit low on tide night shards.
[03:55:34] You know what, I think I'm going to go check what Taurus is and then we can go to the undead
[03:55:41] merchant and get a few more tide night shards. I think that's a good idea. Because I kind
[03:56:01] of, if I'm looting stuff and sends for an Anor Londo, I can upgrade with the giant blacksmith,
[03:56:09] I need a tight night to do that.
[03:56:15] Yeah, we already killed the...
[03:56:20] the Hellcite Drake.
[03:56:25] Aw, Strike is so good against the Crystal Enemies.
[03:57:09] Good to leave some loot at the graveyard for emergencies, um, is it, or maybe.
[03:57:26] I kinda wanna go kill the Hydra and see what Dusk has.
[03:57:32] I kinda wanna kill Taurus first.
[03:57:35] While I have an upgraded weapon, give shops for emergencies, I mean, sometimes in this
[03:57:48] run we have fucking almost nothing.
[03:57:53] The only weapon that we have from a single merchant at the moment is a Great Scythe from
[03:57:59] Shiba.
[03:58:00] And that's it.
[03:58:02] That's all we have as a backup weapon.
[03:58:10] Also there's a fucking Hydra on the bridge, that's not good.
[03:58:31] time.
[03:58:32] Oh god.
[03:58:33] Oh god.
[03:59:01] I thought I should have checked the tower.
[03:59:11] That could have been... that could have been bad.
[03:59:25] Oh my god, that scared me.
[03:59:27] I want a gold time resin so I kill this in one cycle, hopefully.
[03:59:31] Dude, fuckin' come down.
[03:59:32] Scott, you're sick, man.
[03:59:43] Oh, my god, man.
[03:59:53] Ah...
[03:59:57] I feel like there's a spot where you can hit.
[04:00:52] I don't know what the thing is, am I even going to be able to go down this bridge?
[04:01:21] I guess.
[04:01:27] Gonna take a little while, but...
[04:01:36] Yo, Lepa, thanks for the ride, man.
[04:01:43] What's up, buddy?
[04:01:46] Okay, now I'm gonna fucking, uh...
[04:01:50] It's so fast!
[04:02:08] How did your runs go, Leppa?
[04:02:11] Aw, god dang it.
[04:02:16] I guess I should just stay closer.
[04:02:46] there
[04:02:48] nice block
[04:03:06] low and steady
[04:03:09] ok
[04:03:16] I'm gonna die now, but no, it's fine.
[04:03:30] Dude, I'm blocking, man!
[04:03:45] This is fucking awful, man.
[04:03:59] It's just the way that the heads move is so random.
[04:04:02] What if I stay in this part?
[04:04:15] Well, just give me five more minutes.
[04:04:35] My corner strats are failing!
[04:04:59] I should just hit the one in the back there.
[04:05:05] And I just I don't understand how how does the how does the tracking work?
[04:05:35] There's that a double hit?
[04:05:54] Whoa.
[04:06:35] Now let's see if we can use these Lloyd's talismans that we bought.
[04:06:40] Go back to bed.
[04:06:47] Guys, I don't think it works. Oh wait.
[04:06:51] No.
[04:07:05] I've been scammed.
[04:07:35] of
[04:07:49] Okay, uh, I'm gonna go down.
[04:08:19] the ladder first I think. We need to go buy more Tide Knight shards.
[04:08:49] I think I'm just going to max out on tight night here.
[04:09:15] Let's have the dark hand, but maybe buy a few more bones too while we're at it.
[04:09:44] You're kind.
[04:09:51] All right.
[04:09:52] Honestly, I kind of liked having the poise a little bit.
[04:09:55] Maybe I probably could have bought the leather armor instead.
[04:09:59] And I still would have been in that role.
[04:10:02] Oh, well, it's OK.
[04:10:14] I don't really want to buy that at the moment.
[04:10:30] I'm okay with just mid-rolling.
[04:10:52] See, what is the unique enemy here?
[04:11:00] Lord Vessel.
[04:11:13] Ah, unusable weapon.
[04:11:17] That's good.
[04:11:23] That's nice.
[04:11:34] Honestly, we should have used the Reinforce Club to clear out the second half of the Burg.
[04:11:47] I think there's one more item up here that I didn't loot.
[04:11:51] So knowing you can't really use spells, yeah, you just can't get enough stats, just melee
[04:12:03] weapons have such high stat requirements in this.
[04:12:06] There's also barely any spell casting tools, so.
[04:12:10] Like, I mean, how many total stabs and catalysts are there?
[04:12:15] Stabs and seals?
[04:12:16] Like, there's like 10 in the game.
[04:12:26] Meanwhile, there's, I don't know, like 100 melee weapons or something.
[04:12:37] Okay, we need to be careful here.
[04:12:40] We could probably run up.
[04:12:46] We've got the item that's up here.
[04:12:53] I feel like this might have been a bad idea.
[04:13:08] Okay, hold on.
[04:13:18] That could have been bad.
[04:13:28] If that dog interrupted me there, I don't know, that could have been really bad.
[04:13:32] I mean there's just a mushroom down there, but still...
[04:13:51] This kind of sucks.
[04:13:56] I mean, there's a few items in Enter Londo we could probably loot.
[04:14:26] What am I doing?
[04:14:31] What am I actually fucking doing?
[04:14:35] Oh my god, what am I doing, dude?
[04:14:39] I'm so stupid.
[04:14:41] Why did I...
[04:14:44] I thought I could make it.
[04:14:46] I don't know.
[04:14:48] Fuck, I was not expecting to get...
[04:14:52] I just... that was stupid, man.
[04:14:54] And I just panicked.
[04:14:57] I just panicked because the fucking channeler shot at me and I, that was just really fucking
[04:15:02] dumb.
[04:15:03] I don't know what I was doing.
[04:15:05] I was such a stupid death.
[04:15:10] Yeah, that run kind of sucked.
[04:15:15] We can check where the Lord Vessel was, sure.
[04:15:19] Yeah.
[04:15:20] Yeah.
[04:15:21] I mean, we had like no good weapons at the vendors, still though, I mean, I would have
[04:15:28] liked to keep the run going, but oh well, here's what it is.
[04:15:37] Oh, God, that was so tough.
[04:15:43] Well, it was not in the greatest of spots.
[04:15:53] It was in Upper Blight, Tom.
[04:16:13] Yeah, I mean, it could be worse. The thing is, this is probably going to be one of the last places that I go to.
[04:16:30] There's the Weaponsmith box.
[04:16:32] Duke Archive special Picasso number two drop.
[04:16:45] So it's after the Lord vessel.
[04:16:53] I mean, yeah.
[04:16:55] Yeah.
[04:16:56] At least that wasn't like a God run.
[04:16:59] I had to trust me.
[04:17:00] I didn't want to fucking die, but the merchants in that run kind of sucked and the Lord vessel
[04:17:08] was in a terrible spot, so not the biggest loss.
[04:17:14] How do we know you're not checking that on the second monitor?
[04:17:20] I mean, you don't, but kind of take away the fun of finding it if you just cheat.
[04:17:29] It's not like there's anything on the line here, there's no like, like you're just cheating
[04:17:38] yourself if you do that.
[04:17:59] In the age of ancients, the world was unfolded, shrouded by fog.
[04:18:18] Yeah, I'm actually cheating. I know exactly where the Lord Vessel is, but I'm looting
[04:18:32] every single item except the Lord Vessel so I can save it for last. That's the strap.
[04:18:45] reverse cheat
[04:19:45] of
[04:20:09] Okay, fine this guy can actually fit through the walkway, thankfully
[04:20:30] way.
[04:21:00] It's hard to scrape this guy.
[04:22:00] I think we're fat, yeah.
[04:22:18] I want to take a look at the graveyard.
[04:22:27] Oh, come on.
[04:22:33] I'm not going to kill this guy.
[04:22:46] Alright.
[04:22:48] That scissor guy is going to fucking one shot me.
[04:22:55] I'm not fucking with that.
[04:23:05] The figure X actually isn't that bad.
[04:23:08] I mean, we could kick this, the, the scissor guy off the ledge.
[04:23:14] But if I miss a kick, he's probably going to kill me.
[04:23:17] Bro, double gold coin.
[04:23:19] What the fuck is this?
[04:23:25] I
[04:23:55] Chests in the center of fireling doesn't have anything in it.
[04:24:08] Okay, this is better.
[04:24:13] Dragon tooth on this fender.
[04:24:15] It's pretty high strength but it's good.
[04:24:29] Yeah it's in case you lose a key item.
[04:24:45] Oh, I just fucking ate it.
[04:25:14] I was trying to do the frame perfect dupe and I fucking ate my...
[04:25:19] ...plastering gun.
[04:25:23] God, it's so hard to do it on 60 FPS.
[04:25:30] If you press the use item button, the frame that you pop the soul, you can...
[04:25:36] You can...
[04:25:37] ...dupe it.
[04:25:38] It's really hard though, because it's frame perfect on 60 FPS.
[04:25:59] I don't mind going for that, Duke, because it's so hard to do that.
[04:26:03] I feel like if you can hit a frame perfect trick,
[04:26:06] You deserve a little bit of extra souls.
[04:26:13] I've checked the chest, bro. There's nothing in there.
[04:26:17] It's just closed in the rando for some reason.
[04:27:06] of
[04:27:31] Not that big of a deal I feel like.
[04:27:41] Yeah, I mean the best strat for the rando.
[04:27:44] Oh, okay, well...
[04:27:51] That's annoying.
[04:27:53] I should probably, I think we need to go kill some bosses now.
[04:28:02] Time to boss her.
[04:28:03] Yeah.
[04:28:04] I don't know, it's a good weapon.
[04:28:14] It almost annoys me when I pick up a good weapon because then I just, I feel like I...
[04:28:21] I just don't I don't really want to pick this stuff up because
[04:28:49] is just not really worth it. I don't know, it's so tough. It's really, it's so tough
[04:29:08] to say, because I mean, if you have good merchants, you'll generally have enough weapons.
[04:29:25] At the very least, I think we should just go to Gargoyles and try to clear the way there.
[04:29:30] Just, it saves you so much time if you loot items as you go through the area.
[04:30:00] Oh, fucking way, dude.
[04:30:21] Why did that roll go so far?
[04:30:23] I go flying, man.
[04:30:25] What the fuck?
[04:30:30] to fuck up leppa oh my god dude i didn't want to get fucking comboed up by the dark wraith
[04:30:51] and the problem was he was right on the ledge so i couldn't i don't know i i should i guess i just i
[04:30:56] I was greedy though.
[04:30:58] I wanted to I wanted to chain back seven, but I couldn't because he was right
[04:31:02] on the ledge.
[04:31:03] I probably should have just baited him out though.
[04:31:06] So I didn't, I didn't think that role would send me.
[04:31:09] I didn't think that role would send me that far.
[04:31:12] I don't know.
[04:31:14] Yes, I'm dumb.
[04:31:18] I really only 11 minutes in.
[04:31:20] Let's see.
[04:31:20] Yeah.
[04:31:20] Where was the Lord vessel in this room?
[04:31:23] I don't really care to check if it was like a really short run, but let's just see.
[04:31:40] Well.
[04:31:53] that's great fine that would have been too easy that would have been too easy man
[04:32:09] give me another one in the catacombs
[04:32:23] I
[04:32:37] Just rolled up. Hey, it was really close though. I almost didn't fall
[04:32:53] I'm surprised that mid-roll sent me so far though, I don't know if I got like extra distance
[04:33:03] because I rolled off of a ledge, because you actually do get more roll distance when you
[04:33:11] roll off of a ledge in this game if you didn't know.
[04:33:15] After you pick up the red tearstone ring, for example, if you roll at the right position relative to the ledge, you get a super roll.
[04:33:28] You go flying out super far.
[04:33:33] Dude, that was like two minutes ago, man. I'm just explaining.
[04:33:45] Oh god.
[04:34:11] Is that fucking Gwyndolin?
[04:34:13] That's not good.
[04:34:14] Wendell is fine as long as I don't instantly die.
[04:34:43] three mushrooms mushrooms are actually such good feeling
[04:34:55] but I do this run if it wasn't a streamer I mean
[04:35:02] no I don't think so
[04:35:06] Oh, there goes my helm.
[04:35:13] Alright, let's check the graveyard.
[04:35:56] What's the rat got?
[04:36:03] Oh, that's good.
[04:36:16] of
[04:36:45] Oh.
[04:37:07] More pants.
[04:37:15] This is the first time I've seen the Great Lord Sword.
[04:37:41] Hmm, could try to use it. It's not a bad weapon.
[04:37:57] 16 strength, all we need.
[04:37:59] I mean, it's 280 damage, that's pretty fucking good, except for the fat roll.
[04:38:13] We're not that far off from avoiding fat roll though.
[04:38:18] Alright.
[04:38:20] Yeah, there was like an any% run that used this weapon.
[04:38:36] Plus 10 base weapon will be better.
[04:38:39] Can you downgrade this thing?
[04:38:45] The streamer was a fat shamer.
[04:38:46] i have done no fetching
[04:39:16] Oh, this rat.
[04:39:37] Six.
[04:39:38] He's probably going to fall off the cliff and make me lose my great lord sword.
[04:39:45] Just take guards immediately, I mean how else, how do I get to guards though?
[04:39:52] Like, this is the safest way to guards, otherwise I have to clear all of Undead Burg and go
[04:39:59] to Taurus.
[04:40:11] He won't fall.
[04:40:24] And it's crazy though that I've never seen this weapon yet.
[04:40:35] That's bad luck, I guess.
[04:40:39] Try heavy attack.
[04:40:40] i'm okay welcome home mashing one hey slim shifty thank you for the sub
[04:40:49] okay let's see
[04:40:56] you're bonfire here anyways
[04:41:02] It doesn't seem like it inflicts toxic.
[04:41:15] Just think of major pain to upgrade.
[04:41:19] I don't know.
[04:41:27] Good thing you didn't drop them.
[04:41:34] They might be a bit lighter.
[04:41:49] Oh yeah, almost.
[04:42:01] Four red juns.
[04:42:05] What's with the 40 key icons?
[04:42:07] Those are all the keys that you need to pick up.
[04:42:10] Well, you don't actually need all of them.
[04:42:15] We could probably simplify the key item overlay on the stream.
[04:42:21] I mean it's transparent so I feel like it's not that.
[04:42:25] I don't feel like it's that distracting or anything.
[04:42:38] Yo mox, thank you for the tier 3 65 months, man.
[04:42:50] Sup buddy.
[04:42:51] So I'm Shifty, thank you for the sub, Meat Pouch, thank you for the bits, Secretion,
[04:42:57] thank you for the 50 months.
[04:43:08] of
[04:43:33] the
[04:43:35] Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[04:43:47] And he has tight knight shards for a thousand though. Hey, a great club and a gargoyle tailaxe, that's good.
[04:43:53] That's fucking usable at least.
[04:43:56] That last run that we had going and we died in sends, like, the merchants were all so bad.
[04:44:02] just had nothing. No upgrade materials, no weapons, just a bunch of junk. Honestly, the
[04:44:15] Poison throwing knives can actually come in handy, no.
[04:44:21] If only we had a demon titanite.
[04:44:32] Okay, Admeister, thank you for the Prime Sub.
[04:44:45] All right, we should be able to midroll now.
[04:44:53] Nice.
[04:44:54] Oh yeah, uh, wait, can you downgrade the demon hammer?
[04:45:00] I don't think so.
[04:45:11] And why does it have to be...
[04:45:41] How am I not?
[04:46:08] I guess it's Stagger's at least.
[04:46:38] Oh my god, dude!
[04:46:46] Alright, this is a pretty good game.
[04:47:04] All right, this is a pretty chill hall over in though
[04:47:34] I'm not scared anymore of the worms, I mean, I kind of am, but if you, I mean, if you have
[04:47:55] a, it depends on like what your weapons move set is, I guess.
[04:48:02] As long as you swing the moment the egg dies, you can kill all the worms, like as they spawn
[04:48:07] on you.
[04:48:10] Oh my god, I think it's Seeth again.
[04:48:15] Maybe Butterfly.
[04:48:18] of
[04:48:25] the
[04:48:31] the
[04:48:36] the
[04:48:41] the
[04:48:46] It's weird, he lands so early.
[04:49:02] Well that was easy.
[04:49:09] He lands quicker if you're doing damage to him.
[04:49:17] Oh.
[04:49:18] I didn't know that.
[04:49:27] Why can you encounter butterfly outside of a boss fight?
[04:49:51] There's butterflies in the Crystal Caves before Seath.
[04:49:56] Hmm, Dragon Greatsword.
[04:50:04] I mean that could be, that could be good like late in the run, but 24 weight is kinda, I
[04:50:11] don't know.
[04:50:14] I kind of want to loot this area, so I don't have to clear this again, but the enemies
[04:50:34] were not that bad.
[04:50:37] I don't think clearing it again is that...
[04:50:40] isn't that much of an issue hey gold pine resin
[04:50:47] .
[04:50:54] .
[04:51:01] .
[04:51:07] I think I'm gonna go see what, uh, I'm gonna go see what Taurus is, maybe clear the bridge and go to the Undead Merchant through that pathway.
[04:51:20] I don't know if doing Taurus early on is really... Well, I guess we could actually go do Sif.
[04:51:28] Maybe go do Sif. Just for the level ups.
[04:51:37] No, we'll probably still go to Great Hollow.
[04:51:47] I just want to kill some bosses with this weapon at least, because this weapon is actually
[04:51:52] pretty fucking good.
[04:51:54] Oh, sorry, give me one sec. I'll be right back.
[04:52:24] All right, let's go see what Sif is.
[04:52:53] I
[04:53:06] Wish we had demon tight night. Maybe the merchant will sell some though
[04:53:12] Actually, I guess I guess we do tourists
[04:53:16] Hmm, I don't know if we should do tourists and then go
[04:53:23] And then go to Sif.
[04:53:30] It might just be better to clear the path.
[04:53:32] Or like go to Berg from Firelink.
[04:53:39] I'm not muted.
[04:53:42] Very funny.
[04:53:45] of
[04:53:52] the
[04:53:59] It's almost like I can see if my mic is working or not.
[04:54:08] Well, at least if we kill Taurus, we'll get a homework bone.
[04:54:10] We don't have any bones yet.
[04:54:17] Maybe we can get a demon tight-knight drop from
[04:54:19] the lizard up here I think it could be any upgrade material so it's possible
[04:54:35] hey Lars thanks man
[04:54:49] that's great
[04:55:03] I'm gonna kill this guy and hope he doesn't drop a weapon
[04:55:08] he's gonna just, I can't
[04:55:12] I don't wanna fight the fucking shroom
[04:55:16] i don't know i don't know what to do man
[04:55:35] find this guy stuck on the shroom
[04:56:16] Oh, good later trance.
[04:56:29] Ah, fucking ceaseless.
[04:56:44] I don't even think I can do ceases right now.
[04:56:54] There's no one shot me.
[04:56:56] Alright, I'm just going to cloud.
[04:56:59] I mean, I could dark sign and lose my souls and run back and just...
[04:57:09] I just want to go to Sif.
[04:57:14] I mean, I'm not, I'm never gonna quit out to save myself from dying, but I wasn't gonna
[04:57:29] die there.
[04:57:30] I just, I just didn't, I mean, I guess I saved myself 5,000 souls, but...
[04:58:11] We can kill him, it's just gonna take a moment.
[04:58:26] here.
[04:58:28] Oh wait, we got this guy killed before by going over here.
[04:58:43] Come on.
[04:58:52] oh my god please no weapon drop thank you I'm fat I'm fat by fucking point one
[04:59:13] one
[04:59:15] off
[04:59:17] of
[04:59:19] the
[04:59:21] the
[04:59:23] the
[04:59:25] the
[04:59:27] the
[04:59:29] desk.
[04:59:59] maybe dusk will sell some armor
[05:00:46] get a new hat I would love to am I going to play any re before the new one comes out
[05:01:04] thursday uh yeah i think so i mean the thing is this deus this deus one rando
[05:01:14] takes
[05:01:18] it like finishing a run of this a full run especially if you don't get a like a good board
[05:01:25] board bustle swarm takes, I don't know, like 15 hours if I had to guess.
[05:01:34] Like, we don't even really have enough time.
[05:01:43] Maybe I'll try to get like one more run going tomorrow, but I don't know, we're not gonna
[05:01:49] have enough time to like finish the run before RE9, so...
[05:01:55] We're probably going to just do Resident Evil like the day before RE9 comes out, or maybe
[05:02:06] starting tomorrow we'll do Resident Evil.
[05:02:18] I mean, depending on if we have a run going by the end of today or not, I suppose.
[05:02:25] Uh, Maiden Road?
[05:02:29] Did that save me?
[05:02:32] 2.7.
[05:02:36] 2.0. Alright, I'm buying it.
[05:02:39] I just, I want a mid-roll.
[05:02:48] I mean even if we don't manage to finish this before RE9 comes out, I definitely want to
[05:03:07] come back to this, you know, after the RE-9 hype, Dysdarm?
[05:03:31] Yeah, we'll probably come back to this in like a month or two.
[05:03:35] I mean, I'll probably be busy with RE9 for like a month, maybe two, depending on if the speedrun was fun.
[05:03:53] Talking about surrendering? No, I just...
[05:03:58] I mean, I only stream like eight hours a day.
[05:04:01] I could stream more, but I...
[05:04:03] I mean, I'll definitely be streaming, I'll be doing like long streams when RE9 comes out.
[05:04:09] But, uh, I mean, this rando is fun, but it's also kind of exhausting.
[05:04:14] Especially when you're like losing runs constantly.
[05:04:21] You actually have a run going, it's a bit different.
[05:04:24] Yeah, this rando just takes so long.
[05:04:32] Which is not a bad thing, I mean it's fun, it's just...
[05:04:36] Yeah, I've...
[05:04:40] I've explained myself at this point.
[05:04:44] Nothing else to be said.
[05:04:52] It'll be done by now, but I threw.
[05:04:56] Yeah, same thing with everybody, everybody else who's doing
[05:05:00] in this challenge.
[05:05:20] What is that?
[05:05:22] Oh, sanctuary guardian.
[05:05:25] He's back.
[05:05:30] What am I doing good?
[05:05:50] No fucking way I- oh my god I fucked.
[05:05:54] Dude.
[05:05:55] Fuck!
[05:05:56] should have just healed twice I thought I guess I don't have light roll I guess I
[05:06:07] don't have light roll I fucking dodged too early oh my god dude fuck snakes I'm
[05:06:16] actually pissed about that one I just got shit on dude
[05:06:26] I just, I just healed twice, I could have just tanked it, I guess.
[05:06:48] I don't know, I thought the roll would get me out of the way of it, but I guess I rolled
[05:06:54] too early. It was just awkward because I was like mid-heel. Just the timing of everything.
[05:07:06] Oh well.
[05:07:11] Oh well. We go again. We go again!
[05:07:24] That was such a bad death, man. That was, that was a skill issue, death. I just, I went
[05:07:50] for that one punish. I went for that one punish when I knew I shouldn't have after he did
[05:07:55] the roar and then of course he does the four hit combo and I'm out of stamina so he gets
[05:08:01] me to like half health like unavoidable. I couldn't, I couldn't even avoid his combo.
[05:08:20] pretty sure he counter hit me as well should have saved and quit
[05:08:34] and
[05:09:29] Brouch, hell, oh my god, just let me punch you.
[05:09:41] Ooh, a purple moss claw.
[05:10:11] Actually, by rolling, yeah.
[05:10:18] I mean, okay, you know what?
[05:10:22] I'm gonna go...
[05:10:23] I'm gonna take this dark hand straight to the bird.
[05:10:26] We're gonna go check the merchant right away.
[05:10:30] Assuming it's not super giga shit.
[05:11:00] of
[05:11:22] You're chilling enemies down there.
[05:12:44] What do we got?
[05:12:55] Some souls, humanities, chalk, holy rings, wow, a lot of rings, the Lucerne, the Lucerne,
[05:13:14] Thank you, Kai.
[05:13:38] Uh, okay.
[05:13:40] The very good carving.
[05:14:04] He's down there.
[05:14:34] of
[05:14:59] Maybe I should just kill stuff with the dark's dark hand, I don't know, but I want to loot
[05:15:10] this stuff since we did kill a fair amount of enemies already.
[05:15:19] We could definitely go down and kill these guys though.
[05:15:21] This was actually not that bad of a layout.
[05:15:51] oh my god he's freaking poking me okay okay it's fine
[05:16:07] Stop being stupid. Everything's fine.
[05:16:18] I want a back stab you dude. Come over here.
[05:16:37] I can't even kill this enemy anymore.
[05:17:07] and
[05:17:27] there goes my way role, yeah, and there goes my weapon.
[05:17:37] It's okay though, we can get the stats to use this weapon.
[05:17:42] There's two more items we can loot here.
[05:17:47] The orange chart ring.
[05:17:55] All right, well at least we looted everything in Berg at the front part of the Berg.
[05:18:11] We still need to loot the second half, but that's okay.
[05:18:18] Alright, watch this, guys.
[05:18:25] Gonna fuck this guy up with my foot.
[05:19:08] of
[05:19:27] this guy only shoot arrows, I guess so
[05:19:34] All right, looking good. We saw a ball of fireling flew to
[05:19:46] Oh
[05:19:48] Ah, you can't downgrade this weapon.
[05:20:09] I'm scared I'm going to find a heavy shield, hopefully not.
[05:21:06] Oh
[05:21:08] Holy souls
[05:21:15] Enchanted falchion as well come again, how have you are my gloves?
[05:21:31] Come again
[05:21:36] I'm so heavy. If I pick up a heavy shield, I'm actually fucked.
[05:21:54] Oh my god, I'm getting fatter and fatter. This is not good.
[05:22:00] Oh, okay. Saved.
[05:22:30] All right.
[05:22:37] Prepare box.
[05:22:42] All right.
[05:22:49] healing then resting yeah I was trying to do a dupe
[05:23:15] I don't know if you can frame perfect dupe.
[05:23:25] The boss souls are not though.
[05:23:43] I haven't been really watching any anime.
[05:23:46] I watched Night of the Seven Kingdoms, that was a good show.
[05:23:50] Really short, but oh god.
[05:24:10] Yeah, I saw Chernobyl.
[05:24:12] trouble is good
[05:24:22] this might be a dark sign angle
[05:24:25] maybe not
[05:24:32] I'm feeling like I'm going to get myself killed. I'm kinda scared.
[05:24:53] Now we're fine.
[05:25:02] Oh, it's back.
[05:25:09] It's back, baby!
[05:25:12] Redemption!
[05:25:32] Oh god, do not fucking replace my- okay, thanks.
[05:26:32] Where did we pick up the Gravelord Sword last run?
[05:26:36] It wasn't in the exact same spot, right?
[05:26:39] Surely we haven't.
[05:26:40] I don't think we...
[05:26:43] I would feel really dumb if I forgot to reset the item, Rando, but I got it in Firelink.
[05:26:52] Okay.
[05:26:53] I honestly couldn't remember where I picked it up.
[05:27:08] Alright, come on, just give me a d- if this...
[05:27:12] There's been so many runs, it's hard to keep track. Yeah, I get it.
[05:27:19] I get it.
[05:27:23] team in tight night
[05:27:53] Hey, 10,000 souls here.
[05:28:03] I'll take it.
[05:28:04] We could probably kill this guy pretty quickly at least, too.
[05:28:43] Only forgiving part of this challenge, yeah, how kind it is.
[05:28:56] Pretty buggy.
[05:28:57] Well, it's just his fire attack.
[05:29:08] Oh my god.
[05:29:11] He's got an infinite...
[05:29:12] Oh, he's got the doll?
[05:29:16] He's got an infinite large and infinite tight knight.
[05:29:21] That's really good.
[05:29:30] Oh my god, and unlimited green blossoms.
[05:29:42] thing is there does he even have...
[05:30:01] He has no weapons, though.
[05:30:18] I don't think you can get Enfinished Rooms.
[05:30:21] Alright, I'm just going to pump health.
[05:30:43] Ups and he manned me for some extra defense.
[05:30:45] It's not much.
[05:30:46] It really doesn't amount to that much, but it's very nothing.
[05:30:59] This guy...
[05:31:03] I'm just gonna put it out here.
[05:31:06] I could go all the way down to Firelink and then rest and then come back up the elevator to accomplish the same thing.
[05:31:14] but I don't want to it's not like there's anything on the way, it's just a lot of your
[05:32:33] Holy... look at this fucking pile.
[05:33:03] Great.
[05:33:10] Fantastic.
[05:33:15] Great.
[05:33:21] Great.
[05:33:28] Fantastic.
[05:33:44] What the fuck are you doing?
[05:33:57] It should be fine.
[05:35:12] No.
[05:35:19] I hate that attack so much.
[05:35:33] I hate that attack so much.
[05:36:03] Nice.
[05:36:05] Nice.
[05:36:07] Nice.
[05:36:09] Nice.
[05:36:11] Nice.
[05:36:33] Hello, ChrisKies.
[05:36:43] This is the same mod for DS2.
[05:36:46] I mean, it's similar, but I mean every randomizer is slightly different in terms of like, customization
[05:36:52] and then settings and everything.
[05:37:13] Chunk.
[05:37:14] Let's see, the gloves, it's 4.5 for gloves plus pants.
[05:37:28] What are my gloves and pants, 4.6?
[05:37:33] 7.8?
[05:37:34] 7.8.
[05:37:41] I was trying to think if I could get a light roll, but I can't.
[05:37:45] It sucks, we have no homered bones though.
[05:37:56] I think we're gonna go down to Sif now.
[05:38:04] Dark sign is fine.
[05:38:08] I mean why though?
[05:38:09] Why would I dark sign it?
[05:38:15] God, chill, dude.
[05:38:30] You're not coming back just by the armor.
[05:38:39] I mean you're probably right, but there's no point in buying the armor unless it's
[05:38:43] going to give me the light roll.
[05:38:45] All it's going to do is just reduce my defense.
[05:38:48] That's it.
[05:38:51] Now we need to need the Kindle.
[05:39:05] Yeah we didn't do auto-equip with the Dark Souls 2 rando.
[05:39:08] Might have enabled me to light roll later.
[05:39:12] Yeah maybe.
[05:39:13] Honestly mid-roll is fine though.
[05:39:16] Hey, Coffee Dude, thank you for the Prime Sub.
[05:39:22] Ricardo, thank you for the Prime Sub as well.
[05:39:27] Also Raging King, thank you for the five gifted Edmeister, Luminaire, Shragma, Northwind
[05:39:34] Ravens, Superbabao, MakeMeWannaQuack, thank you guys for all the subs.
[05:39:46] What do you need to kindle further?
[05:39:49] Just humanity.
[05:39:51] I will be playing Resident Evil 9 when it comes out.
[05:40:00] I'm not going to skip RE9 to torture myself with this.
[05:40:03] I mean I know a lot of people are enjoying this challenge, but I've been excited for
[05:40:08] for a very long time now.
[05:41:08] And my plan is just to do it in the order that, or the way that the devs intended it.
[05:41:18] Cause I think Grace is supposed to be in first person and Leon is in third.
[05:41:36] So I'm probably just going to do that for my first playthrough.
[05:41:48] And then for my second playthrough, I'll probably just do, I mean, maybe I'll do Leon in first
[05:41:54] person and Grayson there, and maybe I'll just switch the two.
[05:42:03] of making it different well. I think the idea is that Grace's section is supposed to be
[05:42:11] more horror focused. And I mean first person is definitely just better for horror games.
[05:42:24] I'll be streaming already 9 in the morning on the 27th.
[05:42:38] I'm not playing it at midnight or anything like that.
[05:42:42] It's not worth it.
[05:42:45] I'm not trying to ruin my sleep schedule to play a game seven hours early.
[05:42:54] Yeah, I'll probably start.
[05:42:55] I'll probably try to start my stream like early in the morning on Friday.
[05:43:04] It might be at like six or seven a.m. my time if I had to guess.
[05:43:08] I'll probably wake up really early because I'm excited to play it.
[05:43:15] that's shit.
[05:43:37] Can you not do Leon in first person?
[05:43:40] I assume you can do either for both, but...
[05:43:50] It's Cal me.
[05:44:00] It's kinda just not bad.
[05:44:03] How do you avoid that next swipe when he does it from that end goal?
[05:44:07] I actually have no idea.
[05:44:10] I guess you just rolled really late.
[05:44:24] I guess rolling late worked.
[05:45:10] that was almost bad
[05:45:26] Oh my god, I'm squeezing him, hit me there.
[05:45:52] I can really tell what he was doing extra little bit.
[05:46:52] I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, so I'll
[05:47:10] of
[05:47:26] the
[05:48:05] I hate when he comes down like...
[05:49:35] This is hard.
[05:50:00] Amazing weapon drop. That is not true.
[05:50:04] Vintrake Sword's okay.
[05:50:07] It's not terrible.
[05:50:10] It's not that good though, either.
[05:50:34] Oh, my good god.
[05:50:59] theCynicalWeeb Oh dude, the fucking... Brave Lord is so bad.
[05:51:29] I'm going to go loot the item down here first.
[05:51:54] I mean, the Gravelord only lasts for 10 minutes, so it's not bad.
[05:52:17] I got the Flame Ember and the Divine Ember.
[05:52:24] Yeah, so this randomizer makes it so every 10 minutes, every 10 minutes, a random map
[05:52:54] And the game gets great loaded, basically.
[05:53:24] Holy shit, this is so hot.
[05:53:54] How far did these guys chase you?
[05:54:19] and
[05:54:30] and
[05:54:39] I don't like that
[05:54:41] I don't like that one bit, oh man that sucks though
[05:54:46] I like
[05:54:48] Oh, nevermind.
[05:55:00] Upgrade the weapon. I don't feel like it's worth upgrading this thing.
[05:55:10] I mean, I was, uh, I feel like I was gonna die there. The problem is there's a red phantom
[05:55:14] channeler that channeler if that's a channeler from Duke's archives he's gonna
[05:55:20] kill me in one hit and I'm not even fucking kidding
[05:56:14] And I'm fat again.
[05:56:23] Saved.
[05:56:26] Saved.
[05:57:26] Let's go kill this bitch.
[05:57:38] Oh, oh, sorry.
[05:57:42] Believe me, no choice.
[05:57:52] Actually, we should probably just go down to Quailag with the Drake Sword.
[05:58:05] I mean, the Drake Sword is not amazing, but it is.
[05:58:09] OK, enough, I guess.
[05:58:12] Maybe it'll be an easy boss.
[05:58:42] You don't need that much.
[05:58:49] Yeah, it's just more so.
[05:58:51] It's some of these bosses.
[05:58:54] Like bosses in this game aren't that hard and yeah, you can just run past them like...
[05:58:59] My god.
[05:59:04] You can just run past or...
[05:59:05] All right, you can run past these enemies.
[05:59:08] You can kill any boss.
[05:59:11] Just fighting a boss for 15 or 20 minutes straight is kind of awful.
[05:59:17] I meant to say.
[05:59:19] All right, just a little scared there.
[05:59:41] Yeah, we have still...
[05:59:57] What was this guy drop?
[06:00:02] Dragon scale.
[06:00:03] That's nice.
[06:00:06] Only sheep hobbits here.
[06:00:08] Hello.
[06:00:38] of
[06:00:45] death
[06:00:48] of
[06:00:53] death
[06:00:58] of
[06:01:03] We have a purple blossom, I don't know if I want to use it though.
[06:01:08] Might save that for when I go to Great Hollow.
[06:01:10] I still want to go to Great Hollow, maybe after we kill Quailag we'll go to Great Hollow.
[06:01:16] Alright, that's going to be it.
[06:01:22] Bro, I didn't even hear it.
[06:01:29] And this is fine, we just need to wait for him to slowly fucking get over here.
[06:01:37] Is he stuck on the skeletons?
[06:01:40] Oh, there it is.
[06:01:43] Oh yeah, we have green blossoms, don't we?
[06:01:58] they should make it.
[06:02:00] Fifth match should have made it so the skeletons automatically aggro to you when this fight starts.
[06:02:06] I mean, it would have been complete fucking bullshit.
[06:02:28] I probably shouldn't block that, this fight's going to take a little while, and it's not
[06:02:47] going to take that long.
[06:02:48] At least we can do four hits.
[06:02:53] We have green blossom.
[06:02:54] It's still gonna have a big effect on you.
[06:03:03] It actually doesn't have as big of an effect as it did in the early game.
[06:03:43] The issue is harder, honestly most of the bosses in this rando are not the hard part.
[06:04:03] There's a few exceptions to that, mainly because of boss arena.
[06:04:14] Oh my god, what am I doing dude?
[06:05:01] Oh, those bombs explode.
[06:05:16] I wonder if you can get Nido in like, APRA arena?
[06:05:38] Sure, dude, imagine Nido in Butterfly arena, like, what the fuck would that be like?
[06:05:44] Yeah, there's a randomizer for Sekiro, it's, yeah, there's not really that many, there's
[06:05:59] like a few key items that you need to find.
[06:06:02] That's about it.
[06:06:06] Alright, we got access to Sends, we got a Homered Bone.
[06:06:17] Hopefully we can kill Ceaseless, because then we'll have two Homered Bones.
[06:06:31] of
[06:06:56] Why not I mean the odds we've died a hundred five times already that's all I'm gonna say
[06:07:19] Okay.
[06:07:20] It would be possible to get all the Lord's souls in Bessel and Berg.
[06:07:32] Yeah, but the thing is for this run we...
[06:07:36] Oh, we can get...
[06:07:41] We can get this guy to fall off.
[06:07:43] Although it's kind of scary.
[06:07:44] Fuck it.
[06:07:45] YOLO.
[06:07:46] Actually, wait.
[06:07:47] Wait, he has like no health.
[06:07:49] I guess we could just kill him.
[06:07:56] Sword's not actually that bad.
[06:08:06] He might fall down anyways.
[06:08:24] Alright dude stop fucking spinning lightning.
[06:08:36] Yeah, of course.
[06:08:43] Oh, fucking unavoidable, dude.
[06:08:58] I'm sorry.
[06:09:17] Thank you.
[06:09:20] I'm not leaving, Chad.
[06:09:28] What do we got for sewers?
[06:09:40] Alright.
[06:09:51] I always underestimate him, yeah, but I don't know, I feel like we should just loot, but
[06:09:57] The problem is I have no healing because I'm bad, I got hit so much.
[06:10:27] I don't want to find a tight-knight weapon.
[06:10:37] I guess it's not really going to be that much better than the Drake Sword, though, at plus
[06:10:42] five.
[06:10:50] I guess I will just bone, I don't know, I'm so indecisive.
[06:10:54] I can't go I can't go to hollow with with no estus
[06:11:09] It's not.
[06:11:16] Especially unupgraded, I suppose.
[06:11:29] We do still have the enchanted falchion at this, dude.
[06:11:33] I think the undead merchant has the Lucerne.
[06:11:38] I should almost, like, take notes.
[06:11:43] This is where I remember where stuff is.
[06:12:02] Not on notepad.
[06:12:08] Kind of want to loot the items up here.
[06:12:18] This area was not that bad from what I remember.
[06:12:38] Yeah, the weapon, the R2 on this weapon is actually pretty nice, so just use it as a
[06:13:08] uses a ton of stamina. Oh, for fuck's sakes, the scissor guy's here. Okay, he's weak.
[06:14:38] All right, what do we got? Come on, Lord Vessel, baby!
[06:14:43] Trinklys? How many Trinklys do we have? Three? That's good.
[06:15:08] .
[06:15:18] They're an item in that barrel isn't that what I just looted.
[06:15:24] Oh wait, did I...
[06:15:39] I guess he fell out of the barrel at some point earlier.
[06:15:43] One of the enemies must have...
[06:15:44] Because I didn't destroy the barrel, which I normally would.
[06:15:48] I guess he like fell out of it before
[06:16:18] All right, well, we can upgrade the Gucci and just use that, I guess, it's not bad.
[06:16:32] Finding the large ember would be super good.
[06:16:35] It could be anywhere though, finding the large embers just as unlikely as the Lord Vessel.
[06:17:05] I think I looted Firelink, I just, I don't think I looted the Valley of Drakes, because
[06:17:29] Because I picked up the Great Lord Sword and the Valley of Drakes, and then I stopped.
[06:17:36] And I stopped booting.
[06:17:41] I do still kind of want to go down to Great Hollow, though.
[06:17:59] of
[06:18:27] Thank you for the 30 months.
[06:18:57] Alright, down to the Great Hollow, let's do it.
[06:19:08] We have 5 Humanities at least, I don't want to pick up that item, I don't want to lose
[06:19:17] my weapon.
[06:19:23] Kindling more. Ten is the next.
[06:19:28] I don't think you can drop Lord Vessel.
[06:20:53] I've been swapping this not that great.
[06:21:03] If you can bleed, that's good.
[06:21:05] Oh, this guy fell again.
[06:22:05] of
[06:22:12] death
[06:22:15] of
[06:22:19] death
[06:22:25] of
[06:22:30] Let's just go loop this chest.
[06:22:34] It's already 9 on Friday. Um, I don't know.
[06:22:39] I don't think they're doing early access.
[06:22:42] But yes, it's on Friday. I don't know if I'm getting early access.
[06:22:50] I don't think they are doing early access.
[06:23:00] of
[06:23:15] the
[06:23:27] three incident. Yeah, probably won't be getting early access from the Neo-Dubs, but that's
[06:24:16] What's up, Huey?
[06:26:16] That for great hollows isn't good, yeah, it's not great.
[06:27:08] There is a DLC, lady.
[06:27:38] all right it's all good all good
[06:28:08] The washing bowl.
[06:28:15] Ah, dude.
[06:28:20] Don't do this to me, game.
[06:28:59] I feel like I missed, I've been like missing an item, but I think we're fine.
[06:29:29] that's a toxic guy dude
[06:29:41] I hope not
[06:29:46] I don't think so.
[06:30:08] Okay, better shield. Nice.
[06:30:31] Here's a dragon, bud.
[06:30:38] Holy shit.
[06:30:57] This is not good guys.
[06:31:06] of
[06:31:13] of
[06:31:20] of
[06:31:26] of
[06:31:33] even though it's really really tedious and annoying
[06:31:52] I guess we can pop a blossom
[06:32:03] Where are you?
[06:32:09] I am hitting him sometimes, not always.
[06:32:16] I guess attacking at this angle is better.
[06:32:29] I think I'm heading in and it's hard.
[06:32:55] We're almost there.
[06:33:02] There's down there a dragon butt.
[06:33:10] A dragon butt that is going to send me flying.
[06:33:17] If I was not an hour and a half in, I would probably just
[06:33:25] Y'all love this.
[06:34:55] Oh my god, I thought the game was just gonna kill me there.
[06:35:04] Jesus Christ, the fucking collision.
[06:35:22] guy is weak. Oh, that's great. That's lovely. Really, you won't
[06:35:52] fucking god dude
[06:36:00] it's fine
[06:36:02] no it's fine
[06:36:52] Sanctuary Guardians here again.
[06:37:22] Oh
[06:37:52] I
[06:38:22] I'm not going to eat him.
[06:38:52] There's probably a better way to get this guy to fall off.
[06:39:47] Thing is this guy drops an item chef
[06:40:17] What is he doing dude?
[06:40:27] Hello?
[06:41:04] There we go.
[06:41:11] Alright.
[06:42:04] How fucking weird.
[06:42:19] That's great.
[06:43:00] I'm fucking laggings, bro.
[06:43:29] I get heavy gloves, I'm fucked.
[06:43:59] Yeah, I'm going to cut the tail.
[06:44:16] We have one homework bound.
[06:44:46] of
[06:45:11] Simitar, okay.
[06:45:33] All right, well nothing nothing good down here sadly nothing good at all
[06:46:03] Well, we can check the merchant here now.
[06:46:15] Where can I buy bones? Nowhere.
[06:46:18] Fucking nowhere. Maybe this merchant up here will have some.
[06:46:23] Oh yeah, wait, do we have the basement key?
[06:46:26] Yeah.
[06:46:33] This guy will probably sell a helmet, nope, okay, that's fine then.
[06:46:50] No homer bones either, that's great, fantastic.
[06:46:56] and a cult club is good thank you I didn't aggro this guy
[06:47:13] coming back
[06:47:22] coming back
[06:47:29] come on
[06:47:42] Fucking go down, dude.
[06:47:46] What are you doing?
[06:48:00] All right, well, maybe it's time to go to
[06:48:09] Send this fortress I guess
[06:48:12] I need a fucking helmet I need a helmet
[06:48:42] You know, there is the item that Lawtruck dropped, I guess I can check it.
[06:49:06] I kind of forgot about that.
[06:49:13] Maybe Lord Firth will save the day.
[06:49:22] I'll take some
[06:49:52] Fire bombs I guess.
[06:50:06] No, we do still have some...
[06:50:09] Maybe I'll do another run through the valley
[06:50:14] since we did leave items there.
[06:50:19] I think that's a good idea.
[06:50:21] Yeah, we looted everything in Great Hollow in Ash Lake.
[06:50:31] We didn't loot everything in Blighttown, though.
[06:50:33] Or, like, lower Blighttown.
[06:50:35] Dude, lower Blighttown is absolutely fucked for looting.
[06:50:41] Like, there are so many enemies.
[06:50:47] I wanted this merchant saw, but he saw me armor.
[06:51:15] So we looted the Gravelord sword here and then we stopped looting after that, I think.
[06:51:34] So all the items over here should still be good.
[06:51:59] We could buy a helm, but we have items we can pick up.
[06:52:04] we might get saved by these items
[06:52:12] okay
[06:52:19] fuck this game man
[06:52:21] oh my god
[06:52:23] i'm gonna have to fucking throw away my humanity i think
[06:52:27] this is so fucking ass
[06:52:41] you know what if we
[06:52:44] go trade it for the club we we might have to go back and buy the enchanted
[06:52:48] falchion
[06:52:55] I don't know, is this ghost gonna kill me though?
[06:53:08] I mean, can I loot the item?
[06:53:11] I can probably just poise through it though, right?
[06:53:22] No?
[06:53:25] Not the grab
[06:53:34] I don't want a dark sign chat
[06:53:55] No, I have no choice.
[06:53:58] Ah, fuck sake.
[06:54:16] Do I have Blue Titanite Chunk? I do.
[06:54:19] Alright, well, we're buying the Enchanted Falchion and we're killing bosses.
[06:54:25] could have walked back
[06:54:30] yeah it just it would have taken so fucking long
[06:54:35] yeah I guess I could have walked back to firelink
[06:54:40] oh it's 7500
[06:54:43] oh this weapon can be downgraded
[06:54:46] oh fuck you're right I should have just walked back and downgraded it
[06:54:51] Fuck, what am I doing, dude?
[06:54:57] Ah, I needed to walk back anyways.
[06:55:07] Seven bombs, the thing is firebombs don't work against the ghosts for some reason.
[06:55:19] I mean, they can work, but they're like buggy.
[06:55:21] No, I mean, the humanity defenses are not that...
[06:55:29] I don't think it actually matters that much.
[06:55:33] We don't even have homeward bones anyways, so we were probably going to lose the humanity
[06:55:37] at some point.
[06:55:38] Yeah, I totally forgot that I can downgrade this weapon.
[06:56:08] should have been my first thought when I got it.
[06:56:11] Oh, well, though.
[06:56:38] All right, hopefully it's a good weapon.
[06:56:53] Great club plus 10.
[06:56:56] Woo, baby!
[06:57:00] That's what I'm talking about.
[06:57:10] Now fuck the souls, whatever man.
[06:57:13] Didn't have any humanity now anyways.
[06:57:15] Alright, um...
[06:57:21] I think we need to go to the Undead Bird Merchant
[06:57:24] and actually buy the armor there.
[06:58:00] Oh, the damage.
[06:58:07] Yes.
[06:58:10] Whoo!
[06:58:13] Oh!
[06:58:16] Okay.
[06:58:18] Ow.
[06:58:21] Oh.
[06:58:24] Oh
[06:58:54] of
[06:59:11] they
[06:59:12] were still fat though
[06:59:14] we need to buy like a chess piece or something so we stop that rolling
[06:59:20] I guess the black leather armor.
[06:59:25] Alright.
[06:59:27] We're back to mid-roll.
[06:59:29] Let's go!
[06:59:46] Alright, let's go kill some fucking bosses.
[06:59:49] I might go check what Butterfly is.
[07:00:00] I think Taurus Demon was ceaseless in this room.
[07:00:19] I didn't finish the run, no.
[07:01:18] Oh man, I love the Great Club and the Large Club. They're both so fucking good.
[07:01:44] Oh, it's beautiful.
[07:01:48] But why is there all actually wait no it's fine it's fine if we go
[07:02:15] go. The side here he doesn't.
[07:02:45] Oh, it's a cargo aisle. Easy.
[07:03:15] I
[07:03:24] Houseman
[07:03:45] I don't know if it's worth keeping 10 like 10,000 souls, it's that important, but why
[07:03:54] is this guy blocking the way?
[07:03:57] Are you fucking kidding me?
[07:04:11] yeah i'm good i'm just gonna go kill the boss and iron god
[07:04:15] the boss and sense fortress
[07:04:17] and anna lando i think
[07:04:21] swapping is really fucking good so
[07:04:24] snorkeling away right now
[07:04:41] Yeah, Painted World is really scary, though.
[07:04:53] I haven't even been there in the rando yet, but I just know it's going to be, because
[07:04:58] there's so many enemies there.
[07:05:01] But we could try it.
[07:05:05] Oh, this...
[07:05:06] I think he has Elizabeth mushrooms, right?
[07:05:30] We could actually turn this into a chaos weapon, I don't know if that's worth it, though.
[07:05:35] You get the female undead merchant?
[07:05:39] Yeah, I mean I could.
[07:05:41] I don't...
[07:05:42] I have to kill Ceaseless, though.
[07:05:48] which ceaseless kind of scares me, to be honest.
[07:06:18] God, the damage.
[07:06:25] Okay, we need to make sure there's not a archer or channeler up.
[07:06:48] That actually, that, if I didn't hit him with that attack, that could have ended really
[07:07:04] badly.
[07:07:05] Because if I had to turn around, he could have backstabbed me, which would have launched
[07:07:10] me into the fucking trap.
[07:07:12] At least I would have landed on the lower, the higher, higher ledge.
[07:07:17] Yeah, I have the rusted iron ring.
[07:07:42] of
[07:07:49] holy shit that guy was fast what the fuck
[07:08:12] Oh, this club is so good.
[07:08:32] You can go from Paris through the Drake Bridge.
[07:08:34] Yeah, that's true, but that requires me to drop into a room with three enemies that I
[07:08:40] cannot see
[07:09:10] Yeah, I mean it pains me to run past loot too, but this weapon we have is just too good.
[07:09:20] Where's this enemy?
[07:09:21] I don't know if there's an enemy here.
[07:09:22] I guess he fell down.
[07:09:59] And why is there no homework bones?
[07:10:16] 50,000 for an armor smith box?
[07:10:20] Oh, a whip.
[07:10:22] And the 500,000 greatsword.
[07:10:24] Oh.
[07:10:25] Okay.
[07:10:26] Lovely.
[07:10:27] Well that's the fucking worst, some of the worst shit I've ever seen.
[07:11:27] RIP bozo.
[07:11:42] Did I not even get souls from that with the fuck?
[07:11:46] What's the boss?
[07:11:47] Oh, butterfly.
[07:11:49] That's fine.
[07:12:19] Am I doing...
[07:12:49] I'm trying to time it, it's just awkward dude.
[07:13:06] Nice.
[07:13:10] Nice.
[07:13:11] Little gloves.
[07:13:15] Alright.
[07:13:19] All right.
[07:13:21] of
[07:13:50] I don't know, I feel just like a normal pizza.
[07:14:13] Keeptish is good, man, you're just a hater.
[07:14:39] of
[07:15:34] The new RE4 rando update. Yeah, I saw that there was a...
[07:15:39] Wait, I'm fat rolling? Oh, wait, the gloves? Oh my god, I didn't realize the gloves made me fat roll.
[07:15:47] How much are these things weigh?
[07:15:57] I could have leveled up my endurance.
[07:16:00] I just didn't realize.
[07:16:30] Why, oh my god, dude, I should have left him, I should have left the fucking rat, I forgot.
[07:16:41] Bro, what the fuck?
[07:16:48] Well, we have a lot of Titanite at least.
[07:16:56] We can upgrade this thing to plus five.
[07:16:59] It's okay.
[07:17:00] The Reinforced Club is not bad.
[07:17:06] We can still use this thing to kill Onus.
[07:17:10] preferred to use the Great Club, but...
[07:17:13] Imagine if that was a big humanity at the top of the ladder.
[07:17:42] I mean I wouldn't have gone up. I had a feeling I was going to take some damage, but...
[07:18:42] of
[07:18:49] the
[07:18:55] god what the fuck is this hydra
[07:18:58] to the thing that the thing that sex is like
[07:19:03] I had killing this high dress gonna be so bad now because I don't have the
[07:19:06] fucking
[07:19:36] I don't know man these heads are kind of scaring me too. I feel like they're gonna send me flying or something
[07:19:48] Stand up close to it. I don't
[07:20:06] is totally not sus at all
[07:21:06] They're just they're getting like offset too much to the side
[07:21:20] Might just want to I feel like we might just want to go down
[07:21:36] of
[07:21:49] of
[07:22:14] Well, we got another head. I feel like we need to go down. I can't... I don't think I can hit these heads anymore, really.
[07:22:31] I guess we can maybe hit this one.
[07:22:44] Yeah, I don't know, I'm going down.
[07:22:50] I'm going down, fuck it.
[07:22:52] You've done enough damage.
[07:22:54] A lot of the heads you're missing.
[07:23:14] of
[07:23:30] only I had the great club
[07:23:34] of
[07:23:58] I have casals.
[07:24:05] Yeah, the Hydra is a scuffed enemy for sure.
[07:24:19] Yeah, the Hydra is a scuffed enemy for sure
[07:24:33] Okay, that was just dumb
[07:24:48] I mean, how do I upgrade the Grey Club into Smoke's Hammer, though?
[07:25:01] I don't have Smoke's Soul.
[07:25:10] I tried to kick me and I'm an idiot and I'm dead.
[07:25:36] and
[07:26:02] Why fight him because he's gonna chase me and I don't know the thing is man if you just if you just start charging
[07:26:12] You don't know what situation you might end up in like okay, let's say hypothetically, right?
[07:26:17] I I run and then there's a dragon butt there or like something that's blocking the fucking pathway
[07:27:02] I'm gonna grab this item.
[07:27:13] I don't want to have to come back to loot it later.
[07:27:25] The Great Club is ripped.
[07:27:27] Well, actually, we could still find another great club, or the large club, but we're not
[07:27:37] gonna...
[07:27:38] I mean, we're not gonna get another Smo's hammer.
[07:27:45] Uh, I need a Kindle.
[07:27:59] Yeah, I'm gonna do Onus with this weapon.
[07:28:05] If I upgrade it to plus five, it should be decent.
[07:28:09] I guess that's my plan.
[07:28:23] I mean, Reinforce Club is not bad, and we have 24 strength, so...
[07:28:28] Should do, I don't know, like 250 damage or something.
[07:28:32] And it also has Bleed.
[07:28:39] Yeah, I'm gonna check the merchant. Well, I mean we have to. I need to upgrade my weapon
[07:28:49] there.
[07:28:53] Oh, homeward bombs.
[07:29:11] Infinite firebombs.
[07:29:26] And tight night.
[07:29:27] Now we don't really need those.
[07:29:50] all right let's see 145 plus 87 it's not bad
[07:30:07] and we're midroll because this thing is way way lighter you know at least by
[07:30:14] By getting rid of the gray club we can mid-roll again.
[07:30:19] Just kind of important.
[07:30:40] strategy am I using that uses 93 fire bombs? Fire bombs are just really handy.
[07:30:54] All right, what do we got?
[07:31:10] Oh my god, it's Penreal!
[07:31:40] of
[07:32:08] Please don't be Gwen.
[07:32:31] Just don't be Gwen.
[07:32:35] I don't have a fucking shield.
[07:32:40] Okay.
[07:32:51] Easy.
[07:32:54] Honestly, I would have rather gotten Anis here though, because if I got Anis here, it would at least mean that he's not in the capper arena.
[07:33:05] It's the Dragon Slayer Dragon.
[07:33:30] I'm missing everything.
[07:33:59] Let's see, what did he drop?
[07:34:16] Soul.
[07:34:23] Man, this is waiting for me in this torture room.
[07:34:34] Yeah.
[07:34:35] When do I plan on streaming R.A.9?
[07:34:37] I'll be streaming it on the morning, on the 27th.
[07:35:07] That's not the Lord Vessel.
[07:35:27] That's not the Lord Vessel!
[07:35:34] Actually hold on, I'll bear it back.
[07:35:35] I gotta go use the restroom.
[07:38:35] Alright, I'm back.
[07:38:51] Alright, sorry, time to die.
[07:38:53] Oopsies.
[07:39:35] I got a bit more strength.
[07:39:47] Alright.
[07:39:48] Where's the Lord Vessel?
[07:39:53] I don't know.
[07:39:54] We still haven't found it.
[07:39:58] We never find the Lord Vessel.
[07:40:01] I don't know if I would say we're winning trying, though.
[07:40:17] Well, I think it's time to loot Anor Londo.
[07:40:42] of
[07:41:08] I guess we could go see what Gwendolyn is.
[07:41:22] Might be Gwynn.
[07:41:23] Oh god, they're still here.
[07:41:28] Chill, dudes.
[07:41:31] Bro, does the fucking bonfire not reset these guys?
[07:41:35] It's really if I homework but I
[07:41:38] Homeward bone
[07:41:50] All right, I need to buy more homework bones though cuz no there isn't another any other merchants that sell them
[07:41:58] So I need more than this
[07:42:00] Fuck off dude.
[07:42:07] Oh my god.
[07:42:10] Oh!
[07:42:14] This is horrible.
[07:42:25] of
[07:42:35] death
[07:42:45] of
[07:42:53] of
[07:43:40] Yeah, honestly, I should have just looted that item. It's okay, though
[07:43:50] All right, yeah, I'm gonna buy bones. So you're gonna come down the fucking staircase here
[07:44:01] Really not
[07:44:10] I'm going to go actually grab this item this time.
[07:44:38] that's... great
[07:44:48] you probably should have killed Gwendolyn actually
[07:45:05] I mean, we have so much, so many other items to loot.
[07:45:10] It's just scary.
[07:45:12] It's just scary.
[07:45:17] I'm going to buy a few more bones.
[07:45:28] and
[07:45:36] demon great hammer is not downgradable
[07:45:42] as far as I'm aware
[07:46:28] Isn't that supposed to be the Mimic?
[07:46:42] Why did not drop anything?
[07:46:46] Oh, our first Lord Sol.
[07:47:16] and I really hope we find another weapon because I don't really want to have to come back here
[07:47:39] to kill Gwendolyn preferably.
[07:47:49] Why did it?
[07:47:51] Why did this guy aggro before?
[07:47:54] because I think it's because I sprinted at this corner here.
[07:48:24] And the fuck- I don't even know what I'm doing.
[07:48:51] Oh, the Sgravelord shit is so ass.
[07:48:53] I have a good shield I'm fine. Bro, what do you think I'm gonna fist him? He has like
[07:48:58] 2,000 health. I'm gonna have to back stab him like fucking 400 times.
[07:49:05] the
[07:49:21] The red phantoms respawn as well, they do.
[07:49:45] I think if we go, now that we unlock the door, well we had already unlocked the door, I just
[07:49:50] kind of forgot about it but we're running out of items to loot.
[07:50:44] What have we got in here?
[07:51:02] Oh, God.
[07:51:10] Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No.
[07:51:40] I'm gonna fucking beat this guy to death.
[07:51:56] The thing is, I don't even think the fire bombs are gonna do any damage to him.
[07:52:00] I think this guy is a mimic.
[07:52:04] Yeah, they're honestly worse.
[07:52:11] Oh, okay.
[07:52:16] The grave lord ended.
[07:52:26] I don't think I can hit with my shield.
[07:52:50] Now you can't two hand your left hand.
[07:52:53] I mean, in the speedrun you can with the move swap glitch, but...
[07:52:58] You're not meant to be able to do it in your left hand.
[07:53:06] It's fine. He's gonna drop the Lord Vessel. It'll all be worth it.
[07:53:09] Oh man, there's like, oh, we're running out of items left to loot.
[07:53:36] of
[07:53:53] five hundred
[07:54:07] five hundred
[07:54:09] five
[07:54:11] five
[07:54:13] five
[07:54:15] five
[07:54:17] five
[07:54:19] This is chill
[07:54:41] Come on give me a weapon please
[07:54:45] No, I mean it's a weapon
[07:54:49] of
[07:54:59] of
[07:55:06] the
[07:55:13] that
[07:55:23] we still have a fair of them and there's still a fair amount of items we can loot
[07:55:43] and
[07:55:55] part of these guys fucking chase me
[07:56:13] Oh, you can't come here.
[07:56:25] Oh, oh, oh shit.
[07:56:30] theCynicalWeeb is a great game
[07:57:00] Ooh, okay.
[07:57:14] We are fat though.
[07:57:16] But okay.
[07:57:18] It's a good weapon.
[07:57:24] We only have one chunk.
[07:57:26] So it's not like we could upgrade it that much.
[07:57:28] I guess we'll try to do Gwendolyn and see what it is.
[07:57:45] Shield has an attack.
[07:57:48] Oh, that's cool.
[07:57:51] Probably doesn't do anything, but that's cool.
[07:57:56] Can't be upgraded.
[07:57:57] Oh, can you not upgrade the crystal straight sword?
[07:57:59] I assumed you could.
[07:58:01] Like you can upgrade the crystal halberd.
[07:58:23] Heritage.
[07:58:27] If it's Gwyn we can't carry them
[07:58:44] If it's a DLC boss, we can't really fight it because of that
[07:58:57] What do you say, Trance?
[07:59:08] Yeah, I mean you can parry with your left hand, but the thing is, the only safe attack
[07:59:15] to parry is the jump attack, I think.
[07:59:22] I don't know, I don't really feel comfortable trying to fight Gwyn without a shield.
[07:59:26] You technically can do it though.
[07:59:30] It's just so much easier with the shield.
[07:59:34] The Sen's merchant has the blood shield.
[07:59:47] That's true.
[07:59:52] I guess we should go buy that and kill Gwyn with the crystal straight sword before we
[07:59:59] lose another weapon.
[08:00:22] Oh, what am I doing, what am I going up?
[08:00:48] Push her off the bridge.
[08:01:18] Oh, this enemy scares me, dude.
[08:01:31] Look at, like, the damage of Darkman Blade.
[08:01:33] If I get parried, I'm gonna die.
[08:01:34] Like, I'm gonna go straight up one shot.
[08:01:44] as I don't know what that fucking item is that I don't want to pick up something
[08:02:07] that's gonna fuck me right now I just I just want to kill Gwen while I can I
[08:02:11] I think her loot will be here anyways.
[08:02:14] I think it-
[08:02:15] Go forth.
[08:02:16] Touch the demon inside me.
[08:02:19] Oh, I didn't-
[08:02:21] Oh my god, I didn't fucking open this door.
[08:02:41] and
[08:03:23] Chad, you're mixing it up.
[08:03:25] Oh, wait, wait, you were talking about the...
[08:03:27] You weren't talking about this fucking guy.
[08:03:32] Wait, who had the blood shield?
[08:03:33] Oh, the Sen's merchant.
[08:03:34] Oh my god, what am I doing, dude?
[08:03:36] Well, at least we can open this door.
[08:03:39] Fuck.
[08:03:43] I got it mixed up.
[08:03:45] I'm sorry.
[08:03:47] It's okay. We'll just go run.
[08:03:49] That's fine. I'm used to it.
[08:03:53] All right, I'll loot the item, surely it's fine.
[08:04:11] That'll be fine.
[08:04:35] uh... buying a shield at the sun's merchant so i can parry quinn
[08:04:41] and kill him
[08:04:41] there's three chests after
[08:04:43] window and so
[08:04:47] it's just it's it's best if we just finished
[08:04:50] like looting everything here
[08:04:53] so i don't have to come back
[08:05:00] I could revert the shield.
[08:05:05] Hmm.
[08:05:06] I should have checked to see.
[08:05:11] Well, too late now.
[08:05:14] The thing is, if this is...
[08:05:19] Wait, what is this from?
[08:05:22] Oh, the butterfly.
[08:05:24] If you were to downgrade it, it probably would just...
[08:05:27] just I don't think it would turn into another shield. It's most likely going to turn into another weapon.
[08:05:38] The item that it reverts to is, I think it's random though. I'm pretty sure.
[08:05:52] Or maybe not. Maybe it's not random.
[08:05:57] I think it is though, because I had a weapon that reverted to like a plus 10 blacksmith
[08:06:03] giant hammer, which that's not even a weapon that you can normally get.
[08:06:14] of
[08:07:09] I think it costs $7500. Oh no, it's $1000. I'm thinking of something else.
[08:07:22] Alright.
[08:07:52] He's not bad.
[08:07:59] So bright.
[08:08:06] That's so bright.
[08:08:36] No way.
[08:08:43] Bro.
[08:08:50] Bro.
[08:08:57] Oh my god, I'm so bad.
[08:09:09] Why did I not roll that?
[08:09:16] I guess I should...
[08:09:17] Should I roll in Tabata attack?
[08:09:19] Also...
[08:09:20] Oh, and now fucking send me back here.
[08:09:23] Yeah, I mean it was a skill issue.
[08:09:31] I just, I don't know, I thought I, I thought I rolled that attack well.
[08:09:39] I was waiting, but maybe it's better if I roll into him.
[08:09:43] Maybe my fat roll got me killed, I don't know.
[08:09:47] I should have been, I mean I should have been able to recover from that.
[08:09:53] I just missed the Perry because I was kind of panicking a little bit.
[08:10:01] He just he did the instant attack twice, like I get hit by the grab
[08:10:05] and then he does the instant attack twice, both with no follow up.
[08:10:10] But I should I should have been able to Harry and get back into it.
[08:10:20] Oh, damn.
[08:10:23] I
[08:10:25] That sucks dude.
[08:10:55] I mean, I can't even blame the game for that one.
[08:11:01] Just I'm a bit surprised I didn't roll that grab,
[08:11:04] but I don't know if that was a fat roll issue
[08:11:07] or if I just rolled too early.
[08:11:15] The Lord Vessel was in New Londo Ruins.
[08:11:20] So, not that bad.
[08:11:25] I mean still not not great but better than the catacombs because I was talking
[08:11:32] with chat I mean no not really I I don't know man I just I don't know what
[08:11:45] happened let me uh let me slow-mo it I mean even even getting hit by the grab
[08:11:54] should not have been like a death sentence. I just, I don't know how to parry, I don't
[08:12:04] know how to parry this attack, or is this, is this just the one that, I feel like this
[08:12:09] is different. So I don't know, I just blocked this, which I think blocking that was fine.
[08:12:15] We had the green blossom running, but then he did the fast attack there. I was waiting
[08:12:20] for the hit but then he didn't do it and then I just fucked up this parry and then of course
[08:12:28] he does the instant hit.
[08:12:33] Brutal.
[08:12:44] No, I rolled a little too early.
[08:12:50] I don't know how long his like.
[08:12:54] I don't know how long his frames.
[08:12:56] last on the grab because I feel like if I had mid-rolled maybe that wouldn't have
[08:13:06] happened but I guess I rolled early.
[08:13:26] It's the first time I've actually died to Gwendolyn in this rando.
[08:13:44] Yeah I just rolled too early man.
[08:13:45] I don't know, I wasn't even like nervous at all or anything, it just, yeah, fucked up.
[08:13:53] What happens, I guess?
[08:14:19] Fastest cheese strap, I don't...
[08:14:23] If you use the Astus, does he always go for the slow horizontal?
[08:14:32] I thought it didn't actually.
[08:14:36] No.
[08:14:39] He still does the fast attack.
[08:14:51] of
[08:15:19] I mean, it wasn't a, I don't know, I just, I just missed time my role.
[08:15:26] Shit happens, I guess.
[08:15:27] I don't, I don't know.
[08:15:29] Like I said, it's the first time I've died to Gwyn in the rando.
[08:15:34] It is crazy though, how quick, like if you mess up a parry on Gwyn, it can actually get
[08:15:38] out of control really fast.
[08:15:40] can kill you so fucking fast. Upgrading STEM would help? No, not really. The thing is by
[08:16:01] upgrading STEM and all you're doing is taking away stats from Strength and Dex. I'll say
[08:16:10] Say this again, I'll say this a million times, the worst thing that can happen to you in this
[08:16:14] rando is getting a weapon that you can't use, because then you literally can't fucking kill
[08:16:20] anything.
[08:16:21] You're just, you're just incapable of doing anything.
[08:16:25] So you need, you need stats to use the weapons.
[08:16:31] Oh fuck man, I can't believe I just died to Gwynn.
[08:16:36] That sucks.
[08:16:37] I'm not even like, it's just shit happens, I guess.
[08:16:47] You know what, for fun, let's go see what Capra was.
[08:16:50] Cause maybe Capra was like Manus or something.
[08:17:07] I mean it doesn't really matter at this point but why not check?
[08:17:37] of
[08:17:44] death
[08:17:47] of
[08:17:51] death
[08:17:54] of
[08:17:57] death
[08:18:00] of
[08:18:02] I think my lag is kinda scuffed here.
[08:18:29] Well, I had no armor on, so that's probably why I took so much damage, but still.
[08:18:39] Way like there is kinda cursed.
[08:18:41] I mean, if I went there with like a, if I had a plus five weapon, like a really strong
[08:18:47] weapon there, I probably could have killed her.
[08:18:51] It, way like there is doable, but she can definitely, like if she pin, if she, if she
[08:18:59] She opens with the jumping lava spit attack?
[08:19:06] I think you just fucking lose.
[08:19:11] She'll jump at you, spit lava on you, and then you're stuck in the corner and she's
[08:19:18] like body pinning you in the corner, in the lava, while she swings at you.
[08:19:24] something. He's an incident guy.
[08:19:36] You can't even fire bomb chaser either. The Lord Vessel was in New Londo.
[08:19:43] Well, that was an unfortunate ending to the run, but it is how it is.
[08:20:09] Yeah, it might be anyways time.
[08:20:39] I think it is anyways time chat. If the run didn't die, I probably would have kept going
[08:20:49] for like another hour, but yeah, I don't know. It's, I don't really want to start another
[08:20:55] run right now. Honestly, Chad, it might be, it might be the end of the DS1 rando at this
[08:21:02] point. I was kind of hoping we could keep that run going and try to finish it tomorrow,
[08:21:07] the thing is chat there's only two there's only two more days there's only two more days
[08:21:20] until re9 and this finishing of run of this rando takes I'm not even kidding it takes
[08:21:27] like 15 hours. Unless you get early, unless you get insanely fucking lucky. Oh, really?
[08:21:35] Trans? Okay.
[08:21:37] Um, yeah, guys, there's just, there's really not enough time, like, unless tomorrow we start
[08:21:49] to run and we, you know, instantly get a run going. It's just, I don't know. I think tomorrow
[08:21:57] we're going to start doing Res, I think we're going to start doing Resident Evil. I kind
[08:22:02] of want to play, kind of play like RE7 and RE8 again. And maybe like RE2 remake, kind
[08:22:13] want to try the the re2 maybe just do like an re2 I might do rando when I play
[08:22:19] re2 remake so rando for that is pretty fun
[08:22:29] yeah we'll we'll get back to this we'll get back to this run after after re9
[08:22:38] hype dies down
[08:22:43] I mean, I've been having a lot of fun with this and I know chat's been enjoying the
[08:22:56] run a lot too.
[08:22:58] But yeah, I mean, RE9 is upon us, chat, so.
[08:23:08] We tried our best.
[08:23:10] We will definitely get back to it.
[08:23:12] Yeah, tomorrow I think I'm going to start the stream with some
[08:23:14] Resident Evil stuff.
[08:23:16] Just get myself in the Resident Evil mood before RE 9.
[08:23:33] I mean, even if we get a run, even if we got a run going tomorrow,
[08:23:36] I want to play some Resident Evil before RE 9 drops.
[08:23:40] So...
[08:23:51] In any ways, I don't know.
[08:23:52] Trance was saying that early access might be a thing for RE9, so...
[08:23:57] Maybe it's...
[08:23:58] I mean, I don't know, if early access is a thing, maybe people will be playing it on Thursday.
[08:24:03] I don't know.
[08:24:06] I don't know, man.
[08:24:10] Yeah, anyways, thank you all for watching everybody.
[08:24:20] I'm glad y'all have been enjoying the DS1.
[08:24:22] This challenge has been a lot of fun.
[08:24:24] It is cursed and kind of frustrating at times, but it is a lot of fun.
[08:24:32] Yeah, have a great rest of your night chat.
[08:24:40] Thank you all for watching.
[08:24:43] The DS1 rando will return though.
[08:24:44] I know some of you guys are probably sad that we're done with it now, but we will get back
[08:24:51] to it.
[08:24:53] I'm super excited for Resident Evil 9, so...
[08:25:03] The suffering will return.
[08:25:23] All right, let's see, is there somebody we should raid?
[08:25:43] We've raided Hobb a few times lately.
[08:25:46] I'm gonna raid somebody else, I think.
[08:25:48] You know what, I'm gonna raid this guy named, uh, raid this guy named Albert, he is doing
[08:25:56] some uh, Resonable 4 remake, he's checking out the new, there's like a big new update
[08:26:00] they put out for the Resonable 4 randomizer, uh, so he's playing that.
[08:26:07] Yeah, if you guys wanna watch somebody else who's also doing this challenge, uh, go say
[08:26:14] I can post the link to Hobbs Chat, you guys don't know who Hobbs is.
[08:26:22] He's doing the DS1 rando challenge, so you can go say hi to him as well.
[08:26:26] Yeah, go say hi to Albert for me.
[08:26:32] And yeah, I will see you guys tomorrow for some Resident Evil, I am so fucking excited
[08:26:37] for RE9 chat.
[08:26:38] Oh, it's gonna be so much fun. I can't wait
[08:26:50] Did he die yeah, I died to Gwen I had a skill issue
[08:26:56] At least that's the only time I've died to Gwen night. I
[08:27:02] Don't know it's all happened so fast
[08:27:04] Gwyn can really spiral out of control sometimes, especially if you get hit by the grab.
[08:27:12] That's alright, shit happens.
[08:27:18] Just means more runs.
[08:27:21] More DS1 runs down the line.
[08:27:26] Alright, take care everybody.
[08:27:32] you