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and
afternoon.
Resident Evil 9 is almost here, chat.
The time is upon us.
What's up Niko?
No, Dark Souls Rando is done for now.
not enough time. It's not flushed. I mean, it's temporarily flushed, I guess.
Oh, man, I'm so excited for our in-iron shop.
It's going to be glorious.
up my red.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hey Crimson, thank you for the 57 months.
How long is RE9?
I don't know exactly.
They've said it's like 18 hours, but that's just journalist, I don't know.
probably not as long as they say.
Oh
Yo gosh, Keith, thank you for the 39 months
What are these clips you guys are sending me
This beats me in in Star Wars pod racing, okay, but Garfield cart is not Star Wars pod racing
Okay, I am the king of Gourfield court
I've never played Garfield part
So I imagine he would probably be me
Hey, Snotty Arrows, thank you for the 12 months.
I like
He's better than me at doing the randomizer. Maybe he is. I mean, he played the randomizer.
My gosh excuse me he played the DS1 rando for a month straight before it's not
the same rando but I didn't give up on the rando bro bigger and better things
are coming, which is Resident Evil 9.
Oh, I'm so excited to play through RE9, though.
It's going to be a blast, man.
I'm
I'm
I'm
Thank you for the six months
Hero, thank you for the 16 mr. Adam. Thank you for the 70
Anonymous, thank you for the gifted subs week a melon smote yours
Crimson, thank you guys for the resubs
How long does it take to complete the game in one stream?
Are you talking about Resident Evil 7?
I mean, Resident Evil 7 is pretty short, at least when you know where you're going and
what you're doing.
And I see this light in a dream
On this day I'll push out this light
And this light for me don't give up
Does it feel good to be taking a break from DS1?
I mean, not necessarily.
I was having a lot of fun with the DS1 run, but RE9 is coming out soon, man.
the
the
I'm surprised Ella's still doing the DS1 rando, because even if he gets a run going,
he's not gonna have enough time to finish it.
carry on the same run after a month and lose in a month that's yeah I guess he'll
just be 10 hours in and just oh guys you're sorry you'll have to wait a month
I'll come back to it
and
all right well I think we just jump right into it oh wait hold on I think I forgot to
change my youtube thumbnail what's the goal here I'm just playing the game man we are
just playing the game
got to change my youtube thumbnail
whoopsies
and
and
Alright, what's up?
Alright.
Did you guys know I have a 4K monitor?
Can I hit 240 FPS in 4K?
I don't know.
all right well let's just uh let's just start this we actually have a sponsor in like three
hours so i'm kind of hoping that we finish this run before then uh we have a sponsor in three
hours for Hitman. There's actually like a Hitman Resident Evil Requiem collab or something.
Yeah, we're going to do some Hitman in a little while.
to be done with this baby sitting job and come home to my loving husband and I miss you.
DS-1 rando over resniro. I mean that's like your opinion man.
DS-1 ain't going anywhere. DS-1 is like fucking 15 years old at this point.
Resnable 9 is about to fucking come out.
No timer, no.
Hello? Hey, it's uh, it's Ethan.
Oh hey, you alright? You just disappeared the other night.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.
Why seven and eight instead of already two and four?
She's not dead, she's alive.
I don't know man, I just felt like playing RA7.
It's not really anything else to be said.
I don't know. Look.
I don't know how, but she's back. She's back somehow.
Maybe it's a prank. She wants me to come and get her.
Where is she?
Dove. Dove, Louisiana.
Dude, it's been three years.
I know. I know. But what if it is her?
I have to find out what happened.
Am I gonna play RE6? Hell no.
The game's staying in the toilet.
I'm back.
This is the place.
This is the place.
This game looked better.
Yeah, I mean, the RE7 is pretty old at this point.
I think it still looks quite good, but yeah, it kind of shows its age at some parts for
for sure, it's a bit spicy.
Jesus, this, it's not old, it's like fucking, how old is this game, like 10 or 11 years?
ten years
just saying the reasonable games have come a long way since re7
or i mean well they've come a long way since the fucking originals obviously
but like
still. The games have changed a fair bit.
The fuck? What? Why am I randomly stopping?
Dude, what is going on?
I feel like I kind of did.
Seems like everybody agrees with me, salad.
What saved Resident Evil then, Salad, because the fucking reception of RE6 was not good?
Still the most sold game?
Yeah, it's actually crazy.
That's the case.
Oh my god, I got hit by the body.
We're going fast.
That's okay, this isn't a speedrun.
Bro, why is my character randomly stopping?
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, that's fair, Salad.
But I mean, if Resident Evil 7 was like Resident Evil 6, it could have probably killed the
green hand size.
Maybe not, though.
Maybe not.
Who knows.
Who knows.
I can't wait.
and if there is a section like this in the Resident Evil 9 run
i'm so i'm just so curious what
i'm so curious what Grace's gameplay is going to be like in RE9
i mean we already know what Leon's is going to be like. Leon's is going to be
you know more
theCynicalWeeb I'm so curious how long the speedrun is going to be
and
yeah
we have to talk
that's a decision
not me
that wasn't me
but you did
I didn't
ok fine
yeah I don't think Grace is going to be like actually I mean Ashley doesn't even get a fucking weapon
I think it's gonna be more like playing Ethan in RE7.
Like you're probably just gonna have a few, I imagine Leon is probably gonna have like
a huge arsenal of weapons and Grace will probably be, you'll probably have like a fucking pistol.
Maybe a few weapons on the grace.
I'm sure of it.
Hey, it's not here. It's gone! It's gone!
We're gonna be a family. Now they're right here.
No, please!
Do I still remember how to do the axe fight?
Yeah, surely.
Am I going to play Monster in Wilds upcoming expansion?
I don't know.
Is there a release date?
One hit me incoming on Madhouse.
I'm also on 4k red so I don't think my FBS is even that good.
Timer is missing, I mean I'm not doing a speedrun.
It came under by the way.
Oh man, the intro to this run is so ass.
I mean, I loved, I really, I enjoyed the intro to this game a lot casually, but man, it's so bad in the speed room.
Get out!
Leave me alone!
I deserve this.
The game doesn't exist. I feel like it's just such a meme like skipping. I don't know man. I maybe I'm just like too...
Too much of like an ethical speedrunner or something but I just...
even if the intro to a run fucking sucks ass I still prefer to play the full
game than to like just I don't know something about it
Oh my god, I'm fucking- NO FUCKING WAY YOU BITCH!
Oh wait, I'm alive.
Oh my god.
OH!
You bitch!
This is not good.
I mean on Madhouse you do not one-shot them though, salad.
Oh, what am I doing?
I get what you mean, I get what you're saying, what the fuck is going on?
Me too, I mean, yeah, it's just, it's just, to me speedrunning, like, speedrunning is
about pressing fucking new game and then beating the game as fast as possible, but I mean,
i understand like if you're grinding the game for a really really long time
the extensive periods of time
it's understandable
that you might want to skip the intro if it sucks
no intro saved yeah
are you three remake intros
I feel like it's just a matter of when the run starts getting really optimized, that's
when it starts becoming like the intro, the intro starts being felt more, you know what
I mean?
It's my turn.
I think RE2 remake intro was fun.
Some people got earlier view copies for Requiem.
Yeah, it's almost like they got them so they could review the game.
It's almost like that's what a review copy is for.
Can I pick up my hand please?
I'm gonna grab the pistol on the heel before I make a save here.
I mean, honestly, if you just pistol her,
I mean, we could try to, we could try to just melee her.
It's kind of sketch, though.
It's so I'm going to fucking get myself killed if I try this.
Did you ever run Madhouse Salad or did you just like route it only?
There we go.
Oh fuck off.
It takes so long to reload.
Oh, I want to try to get the, the Mia flying glitch.
I need to shoot her for this.
Am I dead?
No, no, no, I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
Maybe I can hit her with the box.
Yeah, I remember seeing you do runs before, so no facecam today.
I haven't been using facecam for a while now.
I have like phases where I feel like using facecans.
And I'm not in one right now.
Yeah, I mean, I get it, Sal.
Honestly, routing is like the most fun part about the Resident Evil runs.
And when the runs are like fresh and new.
I feel like RE9 is going to get optimized so fast though, but I hope not.
I don't know man, I kind of miss the days of like, when speedruns weren't optimized and
like, I don't know, speedrunning has become so incredibly sweaty these days.
You die on us now. You have work to do.
I guess it depends on the game though.
It's the same, I'm just old. No.
I mean, like, the Souls games?
What the hell?
I mean, maybe it's just speedrunning growing as a whole.
But where's me?
You have a larger community running it.
You could optimize more quickly.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just I mean, I've been speed running for 12 years
And it's just...
Hold on, I won't interrupt their dinner.
Anyways, that's what I was saying.
Speedrunning has just become way more sweaty over the years.
It's just cause like, I guess the speedrunning scene
like grew as a whole, but
it's actually like, it's crazy to go back and watch.
Like if you go back and watch the early runs
of Dark Souls one or like Dark Souls two,
the runs were so fucking bad.
Like if Dark Souls one released today,
This speedrun would get optimized 10 times faster than it did, you know, however many years ago.
Uh, oh yeah, gotta run past this jackass.
Please don't grab me.
Is no one paired?
I mean, kind of.
It's just...
Bro, how the fuck do you...
I don't remember.
Like...
guy's such a fucker
oh stop oh my god
Yeah, I mean for sure Sal, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
I'm fucked.
I don't want to get my fucking leg chopped off, bro.
Okay, wait, wait.
What? Bro, what's the fucking quick turn button in this game?
I don't remember.
X.
I think I changed it or something.
I think I changed it to X because I would just like, fat fingering it sometimes.
Okay, I think we may get here
Fuck you
What am I doing wrong? What are we doing wrong? I thought you just you use the key and then you fucking quick turn
Do I have to crouch to?
I hate you Jack. I hate you so much.
I
know I can fucking
Has to be done in three hours. Yeah, we'll see about that
It's fine guys
Once we get this pass, once we get past this part, we're in the clear.
Good stop.
My god, why is he so fucking fast?
You made the wrong path, boy!
Bro!
Why am I gonna crash out?
What the fuck is going on, dude?
No, you don't have to fucking close the door.
I don't think closing the door does anything.
I guess I do need to close the door I don't remember closing the door in the speedrun
but I guess I did that. I don't know. What do you know? True. Who would've thought? Yeah,
I got the neuro around I think.
All right.
One call.
One call, then cop.
No cheater skip, yeah.
Because I'm on 4k.
Just as a codex. Don't lose it. It's important.
So I'm curious, does no guesthouse...
No guesthouse starts right at the fight in the garage, doesn't it?
Oh, why is the- Wait, oh wait, is it this wall?
Oh, there we go.
Y'all have proper time.
Is there any skips for the boat section?
There's like two skips. I mean, pulling them skips is a bit...
And they're kinda skips.
Hey Garth, thank you for the 62 bucks.
You must have heard Joe 9.
Look, officer, dead.
Right.
Yeah, you can out of bounds in the elevator.
Can you see my name in the obituaries?
I don't think it's useful, though.
You won't save my life.
You can, like, somehow get pushed out of bounds out
of the elevator by the guy who, like, falls through the ceiling.
Now go.
If I remember right.
What am I going to do with a knife?
of the green herb.
All right.
Hey, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
Now first you need to tell me what you're doing out here alone in the middle of the night.
Me? What about you?
Now it's my job.
Won't you do your job and tell me? Answer my questions.
If I can believe me if I told you.
Alright Jack, don't fuck me here.
Oh my god, I'm fucked.
How is that not enough shots, bro?
Dude what the fuck is going on? Die you bitch
Dude I I could have sworn it's like five shots to his head I
Could have sworn it's it's like five shots to his head after you just knife him
No, maybe I forgot something
Jack?
This fight is so stupid and I love it.
What's your FPS at?
I mean, the FPS doesn't affect the knife damage in this game at all.
You're about to see some more of that.
Seven pistol, okay.
I missed some shots on his head, so I guess that's why.
Oh, whoops.
Oh yeah, you delay the last one because he has like eye frames or something unless, until
And then like a certain part of the animation I think, right?
Hmm.
What's up, Dream?
Quick shots are ass on high FPS. Oh really? You know I... I know that.
Alright, so this is something... oh wait.
Okay fuck, why do I only have two coins?
Wait, what the fuck did I do wrong?
I'm so confused.
Why the fuck do I only have two coins?
I got the one in the cup.
I got the one there.
What was the third?
I'm pretty sure I picked up the other one too.
Dude, I'm fucking losing it.
We don't...
Dude, what is fucking going on? Well, how did I miss a coin? What is the third coin? I'm fucking...
Like brain damage, bro. I don't pick up the one on the fucking lawnmower.
I'm so confused. No, I picked... wait, no, I picked up the one that's in the fucking jack...
Dude, what is going... oh, it's because I retried, I didn't get this one.
Ah, yeah, because I grabbed this and then...
Anyways, on this difficulty, you can use these coins that you collect.
Open these these cages these aren't normally here on like a first play through
be cool if already none has something like this like if the game changes in some way
on the harder difficulties yeah this basically allows you to grab
They're gonna bait this guy away because he's gonna fuck me.
I want to get fucked.
get the attack coin from out of bounds. Oh really? I don't know how many cassette tapes
I actually need for the run. I always have like way too many by the end. Also I need
to throw this key away. I'm so rusty at this game chat. Actually wait, I need that gun
powder I think, don't I? I think I only want the one though. And I want to use the separating
agent on that. We can see. Yeah. It's fine. We'll kill this guy first try. No problem.
well why is this fucking guy back
wouldn't take long for me to de-rest this game if i wanted to run it again
resnevil nine comes out a little
little too soon for that
uh...
I can never fucking remember which ones this is as well.
I like these three.
Wow.
Take a wash.
Did well in this game in the marathon. Yeah, I'm honestly doing worse right now.
Oh, there we go.
the hand in the last one.
Alright, please don't kill me.
Please don't hit me.
Thank you.
I'm gonna just kill them.
I wasn't supposed to shoot him with an enhanced round, but it's probably fine.
You're lucky that head shot him, yeah.
Oh
Hey, what the fuck
I thought I had two gunpowders on me.
I don't understand what, whatever, is this enough enhanced ammo for this shit?
I guess it's fine.
Put one away.
Oh, yeah, but I thought I picked up a second one.
Oh, that's not good. I wasn't far enough away.
I'm actually good.
He'll be fine. He'll be fine, Chad.
I don't know what you are, you're so in here.
So I sort of took, I'm supposed to back up when the fight starts there.
Let's see what's in here.
All right, guys.
I'm not sure why the liquor in the key room came around the left side there.
I think it's something I do with my movement.
I think we're showing the death scene yet, no problem.
My pleasure, time to get into...
So by the way, chat, all these enemies have a chance to just instantly fuck you.
like that. Oh, okay, promicky. Oh, open the fucking door! Oh my god, you idiot. This
This is not good, guys.
I think I'm supposed to make two sets of enhanced ammo.
Quite honestly, child, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
It's fine.
Stop! Like are you fucking kidding me dude? What is going on man?
Oh guys, this is going well.
This fight is actually kind of a pain in the ass if you don't do it properly.
I should probably just get more distance from him as like a safety strap.
Why am I not?
I don't know how I'm getting missing that interaction.
Raging?
It's not raging.
That's just a piece of shit.
This is absolutely a scour shoe.
Bro.
Why don't you pick up the fucking shotgun shells?
Dude.
I love how you can only grab them from that one specific angle.
I'm not raging at all, Chet.
Grab a shotgun to grab them for it?
Well no, not yet.
But I need the ammo.
Or at least I remember in the speedrun route you used to pick that up.
I haven't learned the new route, though.
This is so hard to grab it on the way out.
But I mean, it's right there. Why not grab it?
are we doing great hollow early yeah man and the
The struggle is real right now, guys.
Okay.
Alright.
Instantly back up.
And shoot him in the head.
That was a good move.
Or I don't know.
Doesn't that chainsaw take...
It doesn't take inventory space?
Oh, this is fucked, guys. It's all fucked.
Jack?
Chill, bro.
Oh, this fight can go out of control so fast.
the strap for this guy now though is just to go like this.
Apparently you just like spam, you just like spam fucking pause or something now.
I don't know, it's kind of, oh shit.
I think we survived this guys.
Hey guys, this is not going well.
Why did this guy not spawn this time?
Is it just random?
All right, I'm walking in.
I'm dead.
I'm not dead.
God watchers skip 5 hours, yes.
Alright.
It's all good, guys.
It's all good.
It's all good.
That's so fucked up that if you if if like he just loses the stagger
Because he's supposed to get fucking staggered, but oh, and now he does.
I'm actually...
I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's happening, chef.
If you're supposed to do...
You're supposed to do one overhead swing?
I think I'm parrying it on block.
I'm trying to rage in a little bit, but this is going to be a two cycle.
I'm just, I don't know what is going on man, I can't, I don't, I don't know if I'm crouching
too early or what's happening but I just he's just fucking blasting me with his
head they're like I try to crouch and it's just not it's not working
I'm just trying to do this fight how I remember which is not going very well
on. I don't know if we even died to this guy in my marathon. We actually have like a pretty
decent run of this game. I ran up the stairs. All right.
Oh
Like I'm supposed to grab the chainsaw right away and then I do one overhead hit on him?
Like it's... oh wait, it's after you dodge.
Oh my god, how do I not...
How many times am I going to do this fight, I'm going to do it until I beat it dude, like
I don't think I'm doing it on purpose.
I don't understand what's happening in this fight, like ever.
I used all of my heals actually now that's not true I still have one
kind of a crap fight yeah I don't know what what I don't understand about this fight is like
like sometimes I crouch I crouch there and the boss hits me but it does no damage
But he gets like staggered.
I think it's because the chainsaw can like block his attack or something like that.
I think I remember salad saying that before.
The chainsaw auto blocks? Yeah, but see, that's the thing, because sometimes I feel like the
chainsaw doesn't block, though.
I don't really understand what causes it to actually block.
Oh, I used to speedrun Madhouse, RE7.
It was a while ago, now, though.
The last time we speed ran, Resnebel 7 was before Resnebel 8 came out.
I like went back and got the Madhouse record.
I mean, how long ago is that now?
How long has it been since Resnebel Village?
I actually don't know.
I'm not sure if I'm going to have enough space here for everything.
Oh, no, I think we'll be okay.
Is it really been five years, dude?
What the fuck?
Jesus.
Our was in between. Yeah, true
Oh, whoops, I was supposed to grab the broken shotgun. That's okay
Probably better that we waited.
Our inventory might have been full.
Oh, there's a shot of ammo in here.
Five shotgun ammo?
Damn dude, I got 14 shots.
I'm fucking loaded.
the
speed of this game is like an hour and a half
if you do the intro I think
something like that
You made it. You're the first I've ever seen make it this far.
So what is it you need me to do?
Is it going to help me get out of here?
Yes. Now listen carefully, Ethan.
My family and I, our bodies are contaminated.
I can't leave the property unless I get it out.
And the same goes for Mia.
Is there a way to get it out?
We need the serum.
It should clear whatever this stuff is out of the body,
as long as you're not too far gone.
All right. So where is it?
I knew where one was, I'd already be long gone.
But I have a feeling my mother has hidden some inside the old house somewhere.
So if we get this thing, I can help me and we can get out of here?
Right.
And so can I.
Am I gonna do Grace, first person or third?
All right.
I just hope you can handle my mother.
I think I'm just gonna do the Devintended.
They'll be looking for you.
the dev intended a
perspective for my first playthrough. This is my plan.
And remember if I'm supposed to put away the knife as well, I think I am.
This is probably fun.
Oh, here.
I need the grenade launcher.
Do I have a plan on speedrunning R9?
Yeah.
that plan on speedrunning area nine yeah
Get off me.
Jesus!
Fuck!
Ow!
I'm gonna grab the bag over here, I think.
fucking shit cock
of
the
and
and
and
and
The fuel.
Right.
I have 19 shotgun ammo right now.
That's like, kind of absurd I think.
I remember correctly.
I will be playing Resident Evil 9 soon, chat.
32 shot, could I have my bug?
Oh, wow, when you break multiple barrels with the same shot or boxes.
Helping speedrun with review copy.
No, man, I even if I had the game already, I would not play it.
I want to stream it with you guys
Fuck off lady
I can never remember what the strat is here.
It's like, I think it's, you open with incendiary and then it's like two shotgun shots and
then pistol or something.
Is that right, Saladin?
If you have any idea, I can't fucking remember.
Ah, whatever.
I was like, you get the flamethrower now?
What are you talking about, man?
You bitch!
of
the
Well, Lantern Skip is such a weird glitch, I guess I don't really understand how that
works mechanically.
What about that? What about the serum?
I haven't found any, but I did find out we need to make one. A D-series head and an arm. This can't be right.
A head? I think I have that around here somewhere.
You do?
I don't know about the arm though. Have you searched the whole house?
No, not yet. I still need to check the second floor here.
Alright, check it out. You need the trim if you find it.
Yeah, like normally here chat you need to go interact with this lantern
Right here before you can like progress, but if you come over here and you like look at the fucking ceiling or something like that
And you can like drop in
Yes, I didn't do it. I didn't look at the right spot. I don't know. It's really fucking strange
Hmm, this spot looks good
See now it now, it's fine. It's so weird
How do people find that out honestly I don't know man.
I think people were just like messing around and just came across it I guess.
I'm going to make a save here before March.
I'm going to loot the stuff in here as well.
I mean hopefully we kill our first try.
If you pick up the flamethrower this fight is like super easy.
I probably should have just picked up the flamethrower, truthfully.
So if I break both the box, oh my god, we got the double shoddy shell.
Fucking loaded dude.
No, I don't think anybody knows how it works.
I think people are just messing around and they just came across it.
coincidentally and it's like why does that happen yeah I had such a fun time
with RE7 on my first playthrough say I mean same with all the Resident Evil
games I'm so excited for Requiem Man so excited
Yeah, I mean I'm excited to speedrun it, but it's probably gonna be a while before we
do speedruns. I don't know, some people might do speedruns after a few days just so they
could post clickbait world records, but like I, I don't know, when Resident Evil, when
reasonable eight came out
i think i spent like
two or three weeks routing the game before i ended up doing any runs
yeah we'll see how a reasonable nine is
and that was even i might not be as like
tough to route
some of the the boss fights in reasonable eight were just so difficult
so difficult to like to consistently
All right, sorry, give me one second.
I'll be right back.
All right.
if you want to start this fight
oh that's not good
this is not good guys
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death
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death
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death
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death
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fucking oh my god I hate this fight so much if you don't know like the script
for it it's so bad
Ugh, that's a disaster.
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death
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death
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death
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Well, I'm not sure that was the best fight, but we got her.
We need to make sure to go grab...
You fucking stay there, okay?
We grab this heal here.
When does Nine release?
I think midnight on the 26th.
lm minus two hours yet that's the
that's the ds one rando classic
happy playtime chapter five is really good i don't believe you
to make a save
to
Wait a sec, I didn't pick up...
Oh my god, that's...
Did I not pick up the separating agent?
There's Mag ammo right there?
What the hell?
I didn't know that.
The love of god? What?
What are you, what?
I don't remember if I was supposed to make more flame rounds or enhanced. I'm sure it will be fine either way.
And yeah, 7 second delay is pretty normal.
Wait did the phone ring?
I wasn't paying attention.
of
the
and now this is fucked we're still in the early and it's so stupid that
triggering a phone call oh wait no we still need to go oh my god we're not
supposed to do the phone call yet what am I doing I need to go get the fucking
arm. Oops.
Oh, I can write her.
Thank you for the 70 months, man.
Oh, God, kind of tired today, chat.
I don't know if it's going to be a super long stream today.
I don't want to like get some rest.
I think the DS-1 Rando has worn me out a little bit.
Losing hope, this is the record run.
Yeah, should have never had the hope in the first place.
I mean, if you- I know you're just joking, but.
of
Hey, Edis. Thank you for the 7 months. Thank you, dude.
I guess this is it.
All right, hopefully this guy up here will not hit me in my ass early.
Well, it didn't do that much damage, at least.
Hey, baby cat sweatshirt, thank you for the 16 months.
I like first person or third person better um I think they're both okay.
The point of going so fast in a horror game well the thing is I've played this game so
many times I can't it's not really possible for me to like play this game
slowly anymore this game is fairly linear as well so it's not like there's
really that much exploration you can do there's a few things that like optional
things you can grab but
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Hey, give me the money.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna shoot you.
Hey.
Hey, you, give me the money.
I need it.
No.
No, no, no.
I need it.
No.
No, no, no.
I need it.
No, no, no, no.
I need it.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
You are going to be doing the worst you can for a happy operation!
You're going to be doing the worst you can for a happy operation!
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the subject
Ball.
So there's two handgun ammo in there.
Wow.
There is shotgun ammo.
Yeah, it's like...
Right here.
Hello, Charlie.
that's okay not that big of a deal
Okay, not that big of a deal.
Oh my god.
Sorry, I need some water.
I'm like...
I feel like I've got like a tickle on my throat.
I'll be right back, job.
It's strange, it's strange, thank you.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
Alright, please don't destroy me, oh, whoops.
Hey, we got lucky.
Hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm.
Oh-ho.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hard to see where their heads are.
Oh.
Oh man, I'm so excited for our E9 chat!
It's going to be so much fun.
Oh.
Oh.
I just, I can't wait to just play through it.
I really hope that the hardest difficulty is good.
Like a, I hope it's like a good challenge, you know?
I'll go.
Ethan.
Ethan.
Ethan.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. I got something for you.
Look, you and I, God.
You know what this is for?
You know what Zoe wants to do with this?
She thinks this thing is special.
No, Ethan.
That ain't special.
This.
This right here is special.
You see, Ethan.
Not everybody wants to turn back the block.
What?
Hey, Evelyn!
I'm just trying to show him!
I'm just trying to show him how everybody wants to go back to how things were!
That was a stupid bitch!
She doesn't understand that I don't want to go back to how things were before my father found y'all!
Everybody wants to turn back the clock!
So...
So, Ethan...
Ethan...
You can um...
You can crawl around underneath that filthy rotten house, all you want, looking for them
in cradians, but you ain't gonna find them.
God damn thing, Ethan.
You'll make that serum?
Ooh, baby.
You're gonna have to come through me.
You hear?
Look, come on, Ethan.
What do you say?
Fuck!
Shooting this one is so weird.
I don't...
This
Like you can shoot it through like the crack in the wall like you could shoot it from this angle, but I don't
I don't remember how it works. I thought it was just you just like aim at the side here, but I
Guess I'll just do casual strats
I know. Fucking password, right? Why don't you try at 0814?
And what if he just said one of Chat's passwords?
codes. He might have.
Is there nothing in there? Oh yeah, there's a chem fluid in here.
Let me get the extra heal.
this part's kind of fucked actually it's fine
Just need to blast these idiots.
It's crazy how fast RE7 is when you- RE7 is quite a short game when you know where you're
going.
I'm supposed to have a Neuro round right now, but I don't- I don't- God, I never remember
how am I supposed to have a Neuro round here, do I- Do I forget to pick it up?
No, I think you make it using like the site, the supplements or the psycho stimulants or
something.
I know I said the same thing last playthrough and I don't, I, I'd never learned.
I didn't figure out how.
Well, there's a, there's a green herb here.
I could have made another heal.
Wait, what do you mean I can't fucking use that here?
Oh, oops.
That sucks not having a neuro around here, actually.
Oh my god.
No, we didn't beat the BS render.
How are you not dead?
gotta be close. Oh, I think you use it on one of the flame rounds, and then you make
I don't know, whatever. We're fine. It's okay.
We're not, we're not speedrunning the game right now, anyways.
I mean, I'm, I'm going as fast as I can, more or less, but...
I don't need to do the super optimized strats.
14, I'll wait.
I actually have a sponsor at like 3pm
or in like an hour and a half
for uh...
Hitman, so...
Ah, we have so many heals.
Okay.
How about this day?
There's actually some like Resident Evil Hitman collab.
That they're just released today.
I think it's for Requiem actually.
What do you say we play a little game?
All you gotta do is like a candle and put it on the cake.
Kiss my ass.
Eat then?
Language!
I think we'll just start. I don't know if the sponsor start time is like strict. So we'll
I'll probably just start whenever I'm done with this game.
Yeah, this is a cool section of the game, how you're basically just meant to, like,
die the first time. It's such a troll actually. Yeah, for anybody who's not played this game
before, there's no that that loser password. There's no way to actually figure that out
other than just guessing it. Apart from if you watch, you have to watch this like videotape.
I like learning the password if I remember correctly.
You're meant to watch the tape while it depends, not everybody.
I've necessarily watched the tape.
Where are you?
I can't solve the puzzle.
Where are you?
Eat it!
The fuck do you want?
You?
Dead?
I guess that's not the car.
I'm not yet.
Lucky me.
Look, how much you have any more surprises after this.
I suggest you to...
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I would be telling Ethan, and I don't do spoilers.
I actually chose to save Zoe on my first playthrough, and I definitely regretted it because the- the- the de-
I- I still have no idea why the devs even gave you the choice.
Like, the devs clearly thought that if you chose Zoe, you're like a fucking bad person because it- the-
If you choose Zoe, she fucking dies anyway. Like she dies and then fucking Mia dies too.
It's like everybody- yeah, you- you fucked up, buddy.
Like, alright. Cool, dude.
The interaction points on some stuff at this period, so it's a joke.
I think there's like shotgun ammo in here or something.
50?
We have 50 handgun ammo.
I guess it's just random.
Oh, shit.
Did I get a sneak peek at the new re? No.
.
That apparently if you shoot these two
aashon at the same time and I didn't get double shot the shelves 15 shotgun shells are not though that's crazy that
it's fucking boxes give so much
Was it flame rounds in here? Oh no, it's just chem fluids. Do I not have solid fuel?
are we at five heels
are we at five heels
the
the whole point of the game is to save me as to never understood the choice yeah I thought it really doesn't make any sense
My father and Lucas aren't far away.
He's coming.
Daddy's coming.
Good.
There's enough for two.
You're not going to make the serum.
What's next?
There's a boat outside.
We'll take it through the swamp.
But not if I still get there as far without the serum.
Hey, one of those is mine.
Alright, hopefully I don't mess this up.
I think we missed some shots.
This is not good, guys.
This is getting old, Jack!
Don't fall to bed, you bastard!
of
I don't even know what I'm doing, it's fucking wobbling around so much.
We get everything?
Oh, we didn't.
Is that everything?
Oh, shit, that's not good.
Fucking dead.
Oh god.
There's a bunch of ammo I forgot to pick up here, that's fine.
I've seen everything.
Ethan, this way.
Yes, sir.
Give me a moment!
You want me to kill them?
I
Are you all right? Yeah, he's waiting for us
I had to use one of them
There's only one left.
Save Zoe, not saving Zoe.
There can't just be one left.
What the hell are we gonna do now?
Sorry Zoe.
It's fine.
And if we save Zoe, we're actually killing her.
And then also killing Mia, so...
Both of you, just go!
Come with us.
I'm sure there's someone who can help. This is my home. Apparently I belong here.
I'll send help. Don't bother. There won't be anyone left to help!
it is still yes it's so weird that they gave you this choice
And DS1 today. No, we're done with DS1 for now.
Level 7 is done. Time for the next game.
Look, I just want to know the truth.
Ethan, I honestly don't remember.
Try.
Is that the boat?
How the fuck did that get here?
I'm playing re-animal. I mean, I played it the day it came out.
me and not explaining shit like always. Yeah.
I forgot there's like this version is so weird on this part.
What was that?
What is your least favorite Resident Evil game chat?
Six.
Yeah.
You know, what's crazy is that everybody hates Resident Evil 6, but Resident Evil 6 is also,
I think Resonable 6 has sold the most copies out of every single game in the franchise,
which is kind of crazy to think about.
Like how did that even happen?
Just five until last year.
Oh, okay.
I
Remember
Sorry to remake this old the most. Yeah, I guess it's probably changed over time at this point.
No way
Oh, there was a- oh, right, the- oh, don't hit me, please.
I have no idea how I didn't get hit there.
No, I'm not going to play on console, and I despise having to aim with the controller.
What?
What?
Why?
Alan, you're getting worse.
She must have infected me during the attack.
And I'm too far gone anyway.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, God.
What?
What is serves me right?
It's my fault she got out.
Yeah, it is your fault.
But that doesn't mean I'm going to let you die.
She didn't attack you?
That's part of her improving protocol.
New game plus should let you skip this tape.
Yeah.
Luckily newer resident evil games let you skip like all the cutscenes.
We've got our first skip on the boat coming up.
If you interact with this thing from like max range.
Damn, I might have.
Oh, my God, I fucking failed it because I hit the door.
Far more in excess of her body mass.
Anyways, you skipped this phone call.
It's actually a pretty big skip though, because this fucking phone call takes forever.
It is an easy skip, but I wasn't like, I didn't think I would have to open the door.
is literally one bullet away from dying. Well, I'm fucked.
I probably just reloaded.
Probably should have just kept my distance and killed him who outside the elevator.
Trying to do the speed strap.
I love it.
Oh my god, and now I have a checkpoint here.
What have I fucking done?
I think there's a heal in this corner that I can grab.
I guess I should just run past the attacks.
I don't actually know.
Or maybe I shoot him and stagger him.
The problem is that when you shoot and stagger these guys, they just do it, they do like
a counter-attack.
Is he like that attack?
Like when you're shooting them, they just, they just get you anyways.
Crouch?
I don't think I can crouch that attack.
I've really fucked this one up guys.
No, I can't crouch.
I don't, I think I just have to bait it out.
Or just kill all my guests and keep my distance.
I guess we kill them.
Yeah, this is really not good, guys.
please don't hit me in the back
don't hit me in the back do I do I have to use my mind on this guy I thought I
I could just, maybe I was, I don't think I could have done it too slow.
I'm washed?
Thanks man.
I don't understand, why was he so far forward?
The last one.
Oh, it's different.
Well, the first guy faster, that shouldn't matter, though.
Pretty sure that guy's on, like, a cycle.
Just, I thought.
I think I'm going to do sub only for Resident Evil 9 or local sub only I guess.
I mean, it'll just be local stuff so people can still talk if they want.
It's just, I don't want...
I know like, there's definitely gonna be people who are coming in to like ruin people's playthroughs
when the game comes out.
I just have a feeling.
I'm dead.
Bro!
oh my god this fucking game is so...
now I'm back here again
oh why did I not just keep going?
this is so fucking ass
I can't even block anything dude
this is box I'm fucked it's joe ver I'm just gonna retry I already know I
already know I'm just gonna die it's just a snide worth trying we cannot
really afford to get hit by this enemy that we run past
This section is so ass if you, like, there's just barely any supplies, so...
Unfortunately, you just get kind of shit on sometimes.
Use the knife?
I mean, the problem is, if I try to knife one of these enemies to death, I'm gonna have
to block them like 15 times, which is gonna do a fuck ton of damage to me, regardless.
That was my bad though.
I should've went into the...
I'm gonna go into the other room that you can use the what was the thing called the corrosive on
I didn't fucking go far enough behind the wall.
Oh, this game.
Oops, I wasn't really paying attention to be fair.
You need to walk far enough behind this wall, and then Evie will spawn here and close the
door.
Don't even pay attention.
Did you find her?
Yes, but she ran off.
She's making more friends, Alan.
Those things are everywhere.
I told you so.
Are you okay?
Alright, here we go, guys.
We are going to open up this room as it has more ammo, more bombs, and I think an herb.
Alright.
Now we're in business.
Just bomb the shit out of these guys.
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all my god
of
of
of
of
Are you dead?
Speed.
I did a playthrough less than 60 days ago? Yeah.
Do I go back to monster wilds? Maybe
How do you get past that in the speedrun setting I think you use like one bomb there to get past those guys I
Don't know you just need to be like
You just need to be fast enough more than anything
thing. Oh wait, I don't have a bomb for this guy. Kind of scared me, but we're fine. Oh,
do not hit me please. Don't eat my ass. Okay, we're fine.
Enemies can hit you when you're in animations in this game. Like as you're climbing that
window, that guy can actually, like, hit your legs or your butt.
She's out of control without the treatments. She's deteriorating
Don't say that
She trusts you
That little bitch she never trusted
Evie, no Evie, Evie
I didn't mean to call you that
She's trying to keep in control
I can't believe you have to fight her!
Evelyn, stop! Stop right now!
Not actually now!
I have access to Artie 9 before launch.
Even if I did,
I wouldn't be allowed to say.
Do I ever get white girl wasted?
No.
I don't drink.
At least not anymore.
Now you remember?
Yes Evelyn, I remember.
Could it be a family like before?
No Amy, it can't be a family.
We were never a family.
We will never be a family.
Then I don't need you anymore.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OK, sorry, I have to go put on some shorts.
It's getting kind of hot in here.
I
Got this game is big this game is so fucking dark. I guess it's cuz the OLED
My 4k 240 Hertz, you know OLED
You guys are the ones who fucking made a big deal out of it, alright?
I can't remember if I think it's faster to climb down.
I think it's also safer too because there's like an enemy that doesn't attack you or something
if you go this way.
Well, actually I don't know, this guy's still here.
I'm just gonna blow his ass up.
Bro grab the fucking fuse.
These grab angles are so bad.
The fat guy's not here though.
That's good.
I
Well, I play a Resident Evil game before another comes out, but playing Resident Evil 7 for
two and a half hours is not going to burn me out on RE9, okay?
I'll be all right.
I got a pistol.
But two bullets!
Watching you play this in REA feels so nostalgic.
I mean, dude, Resident Evil 7 is nine years old.
It's, uh...
I mean, it's not that long, but still.
Not that short either.
Can you stop saying that?
It's fine, man.
dude
cool dude
oh i'm probably dead
please don't block me fat man
do not kill me please
Well, I play Requiem in the hardest difficulty.
Well, I don't think the hardest difficulty is unlocked from the start, so we're going
to do a play through on the normal difficulty with the ink ribbons and then
Ethan after that will do another play through on the hardest difficulty or I
don't I mean I don't know how it works but that's the plan
Niders Marguerite, normal boy Lucas, or even Zoe here.
That girl, Eleanor, she did this.
What the hell is she?
And what does she do to you?
She infected us with a gift.
That's what she calls it.
Unlock hard difficulty by default?
No, I mean, I don't mind having to play through the game
few times. It'll be good to learn the game. The thing is, the harder difficulties might
have differences. Like, Resident Evil 7. These games aren't good on the hardest. I really
like playing them on the hardest difficulty, even though they are kind of bullshit.
You are connected to her, and you can't resist the urge to.
Are you gonna play Leonor Grace first?
I don't think, I think you play them simultaneously in one campaign.
I don't, I don't think it's like, it's not like Resident Evil 2.
So Mia sent me that message because of Evelyn.
Listen, I think you'll just want to family her own.
She's the key, alright?
You find her, and you stop her, Ethan, free my family.
You like Madhouse and Ferno on the other hand?
Yeah, and Ferno is pretty bad.
Mainly because of the DA system.
The DA system in Inferno is absolutely bullshit.
Jay, I'll go wait for him.
Why?
He doesn't love you.
Inferno would be fine if it wasn't for the DA.
I don't hurt him.
Silly, I told you, I'm not gonna hurt him.
Hopefully, Resident Evil 9 doesn't have DA.
So what?
They're not my mom.
Remember?
DA means difficulty adjustment.
Basically, the better you're playing,
the harder the game will get,
And the more that you die, the game will get easier.
much longer. Does every RE have it? No. Like Resident Evil 4 Remake on professional difficulty,
the difficulty is always the same. But on Resident Evil 3 Remake, so the way Resident
through remake works is when you start the game you're at DA like 10 which is
that like the middle ground I think or maybe you're at the lowest DA I don't I
think you're at like the middle ground anyways on on an on reasonable through
remake there's like seven different levels of difficulty on the hardest
difficulty and it's absurd how how fucking stupid it is so I think it goes
from like DA7 to DA13 or 14 in Resnable 3 Remake. And if you're on DA7, like DA7 compared
to DA14, I'm pretty sure it takes, I think the bosses are like three times tankier on
the hardest difficulty. Or the hardest DA.
It's DA 11 to 19. Okay. Yeah, I couldn't remember the exact range, but it's so stupid.
We do like assisted levels of damage at 11, yeah.
Surely, surely they won't make the same mistake again with Resident Evil 9.
I mean to be fair, Resident Evil 3 Remake was made by a different team anyways, so.
Maybe there will be DA on like lower difficulties, but surely not on the hardest.
Hopefully.
How can you lower the DA?
If you die and then press the retry button,
your DA will get lowered.
If you get hit.
So like the strap in Resident Evil 3 Remake
was to pick up all of the heals
and let Nemesis punch you for 90% of your health.
Because every time he punched you,
it would do like 700 DA worth of damage.
So you would just, you'd just fuckin' face tank.
And that was like the fastest way to...
That was the fastest way to beat the game.
Capcom likes DA. I mean, DA wasn't in Resident Evil 8 or Resident Evil 4 Remake. At least
not on the hardest difficulty. How do people find out about DA? Because of, like, data.
i guarantee you chat like
three days after resident evil nine comes out
there's already gonna be a tool to view the boss's health
and your health and
your inventory layout
three days trial at three hours yet
I don't know, I still think the speedrunning tool for Resident Evil is kind of- like you-
I understand like using it for practice, but it's always been kind of cringe to me that
you're just like- it's like if you were to run Elden Ring and then have like a- have
the poise like displayed on the other screen of the boss. It's just doesn't feel right.
Yeah solid. I mean it's just...
I mean if the tools weren't made in the first place then they wouldn't be available for people
who would potentially cheat with them, but then, at the same time, you kind of need the tools to
practice the game, so I don't know. I know that's what turned off Ella from, like, speedrunning the
game. Or speedrunning some of, like, the recent Resident Evil launches. I mean, I don't know if Ella's
just... I think Ella might just be, like, done with speedrunning at this point, but...
Any old joe with cheat engine could see them though. Yeah. I mean if they know
what they're doing.
You are too. Bro I sped I speed ran silk song just a few months ago. I speed ran
Bu Chang epic run.
Elevator simulator, yeah it was not that great of a run, but...
I will say though, it's hard for me to do like super long streams these days.
I just get kind of worn out, but I don't know, we'll see, I mean I'm definitely going to
be doing longer streams with Resident Evil 9 regardless.
Isn't there like a narrow round in here or something?
Did you- the New Year's marathon speedrun?
Yeah.
I did.
Dude.
I
Oh, this is not good.
Oh, he's fucking me.
Block might be hibernated so he could play RE9 all in one go.
I imagine we'll probably beat Resident Evil 9 in one stream, but I don't know, we'll see.
I mean, I'm not in any rush.
Like, I definitely want, I'm gonna definitely take my time with the game and enjoy it.
I feel like, dude, some, I've heard some people that are like, some people are like so, are
itching the speedrun the game so badly already.
That's like, bro, you haven't even played the game casually.
Maybe we should just shoot a neuro around here? I actually don't know.
Oh god, Sal, are you f***ed? I think I'm f***ed.
Not fucked
Guys
Where is this last fucking bomb? Bro, I can't-
I don't fucking remember where these-
I can make it. I can make it. I might not make it, chap. Please make it.
Don't shoot puke on me.
that part is so fucking troll like it but you can barely see the bombs you need
to know like exactly where to aim I think you I don't remember actually what
you do in the speedrun I think you shoot like a flame around to like blow up to
with the bombs or something or maybe you just shoot them all with the pistol I
I don't know. Spicey lost to run another day there. Yeah, I think I saw that, but at least
he was playing on easy difficulty. There's no bombs there on easy difficulty. You just
have to shoot the fat guys, I think. Yeah, there's three bombs that are planted on...
This is only on hardest difficulty, by the way, but there's three bombs planted on that
ladder, and if you don't blow them up, they will blow you up off the ladder.
I know you didn't mean to hurt me.
Share him, man.
But you shouldn't have done that!
It fucking hurts!
Does it want to be my daddy?
Imagine you play on a different difficulty first than you climb up.
Well, you can't even play Madhouse until you beat the game once, I think.
Now it's mommy's turn to kill you.
I think that ladder got a lot of people on their first playthrough, or their first run
of Madhouse.
And then...
How would you know the bombs are there when you climb the ladder and you fucking blow
up?
And then you reload.
Get that away from me!
It's just meant to be like a troll.
And I'm so excited to try out like the hardest difficulty on RE9 though.
Holy shit, though. How am I not close enough?
That's where I am.
Oh...
Iris!
Iris!
Iris!
Damn you!
Damn you!
Oh, no!
of
of
the north Chris is coming
north Chris
I'm down for it.
That was not...
of
the
death
of
This boss fight is like so scripted though, it's kind of a shame.
I mean, it's a cool section, but at least in, like, Resident Evil 8, the Mother Miranda
fights actually pretty good.
It's a fun fight.
It's not really a boss, yeah.
No, not really.
I feel like if the boat section had like a memorable boss fight, it probably would have
made the boat section at least a little bit more bearable just I don't know the
house is like the house is just so good it's just like non-stop fights
maybe not non-stop but
Resident Evil 8 next, um, so we actually have, uh, we have like a sponsor, or, uh, for Hitman.
It was that thing, Evelyn.
I think we're gonna do that next.
But now Evelyn's dead.
And these guys are here to clean up the mess.
I had just come to terms with losing her.
And now she's back and my sister's over.
All this behind us.
Maybe this is where the next door opens.
the rando update is good no i haven't tried out the the new rh4 rando stuff
i'll probably try it
I don't know. Sometime after RE9, go back to it.
Yeah, there's some like Resident Evil crossover thing with Hitman, I believe.
Yeah, we're going to be checking out that.
I don't know if it's like a specific mission or exactly how it works off the
Double check
But I'll be back in one sec
Don't tell and only, Don't tell and only,
Don't tell and only, The Calvary Bodies.
I'll tell him he'll come and show him to him like he's the one.
His arms are stretching out when she's done.
He'll be torn apart.
Don't tell them, Rowdy.
Don't tell them, Rowdy.
Every body, every body, every body, every body!
All right, am I going to run it back again for a clean-a-run?
No.
Not quite.
Did I say I had interest in playing hitman on stream per play through? Yeah, I mean I've played hitman before it's a fun game
I haven't played in a while. I
Think it was like when hitman 3 came out. I got into it. I
Even tried speedrunning some like hitman missions, but it was so it was actually so frustrating
It was like so difficult
Like the AI in that game is something else
I
blasted through this in three hours. Yeah, I mean, it probably wouldn't have taken, I
mean, it could have taken longer if I, if I explored a little bit more. I mean, there's
It's not that much to explore in Resident Evil 7 to be fair.
It's 9 soon.
It is soon.
Ah, an awesome choice, Stranger.
Stranger, Stranger, Stranger.
Stranger.
Stranger.
Thank you.
When this corpus start I have to download a different branch of the Hitman game so I'm
download in that right now and we're gonna start
I'm downloading hitman chat
Oh, I just want to play already nine man
Ella got Lord vessel fappering and
The only looted fire link the fuck
I'm sure he's still going to die somehow.
hours 34 minutes. What a run.
Oh, this is kind of awkward. I had the game downloaded. I was like ready to go, but I
got to, I just got to read downloaded. It's only got like five minutes left though.
I
Not play Abola village good one
And I really want some like fried chicken
That sounds so good.
I wonder if they're going to do DLC for Resident Evil 9.
Honestly the DLC for RE7 was pretty good.
I like a lot. A lot of the DLCs for this are pretty fun.
I didn't like the resident.
I didn't like
what the hell's the R8 DLC?
Sh, the Rose DLC, whatever.
Shadow of Rose or
daughter of shadow shadows of rose yes fresh clothes and into a warm bed we'll
put her in Lucas's old room oh come on can't you put her somewhere else oh
Lucas you just heard she's long not grown that room
I was born on a bed in breakfast got you big break didn't you get her to bed I'll
put some soup on good enough for suit don't you thanks you
you actually need to stand behind Lucas and look at his password here when he
puts it in.
One zero one nine.
Well, you don't actually need to look at it.
I'm saying like casually.
Not saying like speedrun, speedrunning this.
Aren't you doing a sponsored stream like right now?
I'm downloading the fucking game, bro.
They didn't send me the info to download the vr- there's like a sp- okay so basically
the the hitman there's like a demo for the hitman right now but has like a time
limit on it like you you get like 30 minutes to do the mission or something
it's like a free demo though you get like 30 minutes to do the mission or I
don't know I'll have to double check again you get a specific amount of time to do
the mission and then you have to like wait if you fail you have to wait like 30
minutes to like play again or something but I'm downloading a version that
doesn't have that time restriction. I didn't get sent the info until like 15
minutes ago though to download it so well I mean it's a it's a free demo
chat it's not like this isn't I mean freaking Resident Evil has done the same
thing. One of the Resident Evil demos limited you to like an hour or like an hour and a
half. I think it was the RE2 demo. Let's see, is my download done? Oh, it is done. All right.
I'm just going to close out of the game. I was just trying to keep things going.
I mean, I don't know, shadows were like, it wasn't bad.
It just, I thought, I thought shadows of rose was kind of boring, personally.
Like the story? Yeah, I mean, the story was fine.
I agree.
Sorry, I'm just changing my thumbnail on YouTube. Change my stream title. I think I got everything
set up. It man is fun. I'm really fricking bad at it though. I'm launching the game.
that it's running, though. Oh, there we go. Oh, it was running and then I just closed
it. Okay.
I'll put the subtitles a bit bigger for you guys.
You know people like their subtitles.
Okay, let me know if the game sounds okay.
I want to say thank you to IO Interactive for sponsoring this stream.
You guys can check out Hitman World of Assassination and the Patient Zero Requiem Mission demo,
which is available for free right now.
guys click the link at the top of the chat or you could also type exclamation
mark hit them or click the panel below the stream. You guys can check it out.
So basically there is a free free to play demo which is it's like
available for a limited amount of time. Basically the way it works is you can
You can play the mission for free, but if you fail, you have to wait 30 minutes to try again.
Oh yeah, let me take chat-off.
Yeah, just don't fail chat, don't be bad.
Partly textbook but I suppose fieldwork never is. Tell me, what did it feel like taking lives?
Random. Disordered.
Is that why you came here? Why you let us test you?
Maybe I'm not the only one being tested.
Well, we are here. Basic training starts at 0600 hours.
I should leave you to prepare.
Are you sure about this?
I am.
There are no second chances, Ms. Burnwood.
Not here.
I choose him.
May I inquire why?
A black slate?
Anti-social?
Pathetic and unresponsive.
No doubt the boy shows promise, but...
Perhaps I see a possibility of a rather sea limitation.
Isn't that what a handle does, sir?
We'll see.
Anyone can kill Ms. Burnwood.
still remembers nothing. If he does, he's not sharing. We will check up on this story.
The hospital in Romania. In the meantime, keep him under close watch.
Hey, fantasy fellow gamer. Thank you for the nine months. Thank you, man. Okay. Well, let me take
chat off the screen. Sorry, chat. You'll be back later.
the
I'm so bad at this game, this is going to be a disaster.
Is this like the intro?
Honestly, I can't remember.
Is this the tutorial or are you supposed to do this first?
Well, you know, it's weird because I've played Hitman before, but I guess I need to do the tutorial first.
Can I skip? I don't think so.
Hold on, let me double check. I'm not...
messing something up here, but
It says to play the patient zero requiem mission, go into the featured tab and select the harbinger.
I don't know if I need to do the tutorial to in order to be able to do that first though.
No, it's weird because they said.
Exit to menu.
Oh, here we go.
Exit to menu. Oh, here we go. Okay. I see. Thanks, Chad. Alright, so yeah, we are on
like a special build of the game. So like I said, there's a free, you can play this
mission for free. It's like a free demo you can download. We are on a special build where
with the public one, basically, if you die, you're going to have to wait 30 minutes to
try the mission again so just don't die forehead but we we have like a special
build where even if I fail we're not gonna get time dated just watch the
brief good evening 47 we have been tasked with eliminating Lilith Devereux
the prospective new CEO of ether corporation the target is currently
attending an Ether fundraiser at the state of parent company owner, Gregory Carlisle.
A relative newcomer to Ether, Devereux has climbed the ranks quickly following the deaths
of Nilayas Deval and Chief Scientist Silvio Caruso and Francesca DeSantis.
Her meteoric rise has been generously sponsored by Gregory Carlisle, and there is rampant
speculation in the business world that the two are having an affair.
A faction within the Carlisle family sees Devereux as a threat to their own power, and has hired us to remove her from the picture.
I have a sneaking suspicion of this being more than just a family feud.
So be careful.
Alright.
By the way, this game is available on all platforms, including iOS, which seems kind
of crazy.
I'm actually like surprised how many games are on mobile these days.
All right, let's do it.
Yeah, we finished R.E.7 pretty quickly.
I mean, it's a short game when you know what you're doing.
Well, well, gosh, excuse me.
I'm not getting sick
Oh, you know what this dude this reminds me so much of this other mission
Man, maybe I should have played the tutorial though because it's been a while since I played but
Well, I feel like I need to turn up the, wait, can I turn up the, I don't know, Cinematic.
of
I think they'll let me through the front gate guys.
Ah, hi there.
I remember, okay, like, I just remember there was a mission that I, yeah, well, we're allowed
to attend the fundraiser.
There was a mission that reminds me exactly of this one that I played before, at least
It's like a mansion castle looking thing like this and you're outside.
It looks so similar to this.
Is it the same now?
Maybe it is.
I think it is.
New England at the Carlisle estate.
I have to see how they plan to turn this ship around.
I'm going in now. I'll call you later. Bye.
Going in now too.
A pleasure to see you back in Formwick's battle. Please come inside.
I'm a good man, looking good.
What?
Mr. Gregory will be making this announcement in the city room shortly.
Nice shoes, mister.
Go get a particle.
I'm only just looking at this.
The headman speedruns are crazy.
Hello, sir.
That is Lilith Deveraux. She's magnetic, calculating and ruthless. Watch yourself.
Well, we all know a company has been made through some tough times, but we're going back.
It starts with one of our cornerstone assets, Ethan.
It's no secret that I'm not as young as I once was, but it's time to think of the future.
Today, I am announcing new leadership that will be as powerful as one of our highest performing assets.
She's bold, she's brilliant. Honestly, I've never felt this way about any business associated with law.
I'm delighted to announce that Lilith Deppler is CEO of Infant Effective Immediately.
Lillith, a few new ones.
Of course.
I'm honored to be appointed CEO.
Oh.
With access to Ethan's research, starting tonight, I'm going to change the world.
Who will follow?
That's what we're applying for.
We need to be alive.
For too long, humanity is looking towards the future.
when it should have been search for its own past.
For beneath our feet, the oldest patterns of life
wait to free us from our human limits.
So tonight is not just a change of production.
It's the final seal to unlock the mystery of our misery.
Why, man?
You're a firecracker, aren't you?
But before we get started on world domination,
Again, this ring is traditionally worn by the leaders of Congress, and they're going to get mad at me.
The only form that exists, this was by a trans-accuracy. Congress is sold. You're part of the family.
Go on.
Sorry, my bad.
Oh, I meant to ask.
I messed it up.
Alright, it's fine. We can explore while they talk.
Aw, thanks.
We go upstairs.
You will all be a part of this.
Be there to call me strange.
To redefine the world.
Careful, son.
For too long, humanity has to look towards the future, when it should have been searching
for its own past.
For beneath our feet, the oldest patterns of life wait to free us from our human limits.
So tonight, it's not just a change of intuition.
You need to step back a few steps, sir.
I will see yourself out the mystery.
I'm misery.
Why?
You're a far cracker, aren't you?
But before you start looking at the world of domination,
a gift, this ring, is produced and worn by the leaders of the Kana estate.
Only four exist.
You want to come a little closer?
You don't know sorry
The thing is I can't take out two gut well
Yeah
Could be worse
So the thing okay the thing is what is considered a fail in this game because I mean, I know there's there's like certain
Had there's certain objectives because you you can do dying. Yeah, I guess dying is just failing
Because I mean you can
I
When I played this game before I remember I tried to do
What what is it called there's
S.A.S.O. Yeah that yes suit only silent assassin or something, right?
That was fun.
Oh, yeah, well, those companies of Psychon.
Hold on, I need to check the keybinds.
I mean, do I even have a gun?
I might not have a gun.
I can't remember how to open the...
There's like the wheel, right?
Oh, yes, I do.
Well, I see it in the bottom right.
Listen, I chat...
It's been a while since I've played Hitman, okay?
Give me a break.
Press Q for taking hints from people.
Shut up, dude.
But then, isn't there like a...
Can't you open up like a wheel or something that you can like choose your tools?
You can like, what is the button like?
Set to I, I think.
Can I set that to 10?
Well, this game had a tutorial.
I mean, the thing is, I've played it before.
It's not like I'm completely unfamiliar with the game.
There's so many tools that the devs give you to open.
Oh, that was the door behind me.
Oh.
Getting outfits in this can be really helpful.
What I'm wondering is though, can you just shoot her there right at the start and that's
it?
Probably I guess.
That's boring.
You might not make it out alive.
through.
I mean, I feel like the silent assassin suit only speedruns are way more interesting because
I mean, if your only goal is to kill the target, it's kind of simplifies things a lot.
No, I mean, not always, though.
Where am I going? I don't know, man. I'm just exploring.
I
Then you also know an awesome choice stranger
I'm saying that I have to try to succeed perhaps you
You think knowing your way up from the doctor makes you worthy
you're afraid and there's no need we could do this together I'll be calling
my grave for it well damn girl
evening hello
Sorry sir, the crisp shirt will only get you so far in life, you know what I mean?
Hmm.
Huh.
Okay.
I have the ring.
Be ready to lock the door.
I need enough time to release nature.
They should be in the fire of the father and the blood of the man.
Soon enough, I will be ready, sister.
As will I.
Businessmen?
Bedroom?
Sure.
We can't exactly talk about confidence.
Do I know him?
He warms my hearts.
Let's pick this up later, shall we?
Oh, boy.
and
I don't even know who got distracted man, I thought maybe I could
I'm just seeing what's going on man
Cuz I mean I could just kill her right away, but I kind of want to see
Oh, we could subdue this lady and steal her clothes.
I don't know if that would really help us though.
Crime noticed.
What do you mean crime noticed?
By who?
Oh shit, they saw me through the window.
Ah, guys, it's Jover.
I'm being hunted.
last door I have no idea guys it's okay they don't know they don't know oh god
they might know
I don't know
Hey lady get the hot air
You get your hands in the air!
Shotgunner, bring your back on fire!
Oh, jeez, this is not good, guys.
You know, it's fine.
We'll just, uh...
Just go in for the...
In for the speedrun.
Target eliminated!
I'm gonna die!
Why did I stop running at them?
This is hit man bro!
I know I was trying to be stealthy!
Okay, I just didn't realize they'd see me through the window
He knows about the quest menu
What is what is the button for that again?
Two centuries corporate legacy
I mean, we don't have any intel.
We do have a camera.
Oh, for any charge.
You know what?
I want to read your...
I'm forgettable.
She's about to control one of the most important assets.
And we can't...
Sell at the bottom.
It's Lilith Devereaux in the CD-Bow of the event.
It was fun, right?
I know, it's a good art.
Not bad. Not bad. That's all.
You said that the dry cleaning filled you.
They'd better have a plan to become the shepherds.
All right, well, maybe we go, maybe we go into the room that she, she goes into, and
we see if there's something we could do there.
Or maybe we can like hide in there and wait for her.
I don't know.
Uh, hold on.
Just give me one sec though.
I will be right back.
I'm just going to go get some more water.
While I'm gone chat, you guys can all check out this mission.
There is a free demo that you can play by clicking the panel below the stream or typing
explanation mark in the chat.
You are serving duit coup de la joie.
I guess we should walk in.
So it starts.
Alright, hold on, I'll be back in a sec.
It's no secret that I'm not as young as I once was, and it's time to think of the future.
Today, I am announcing new leadership that will re-establish Ether as one of our highest
performing assets.
She's bold, she's brilliant.
Honestly, I've never felt this way about any business associated with law.
I'm delighted to announce that Linus Devlin is CEO of Infected Immediate.
Linus, a few words.
Of course.
I'm honoured to be appointed CEO.
With access to Ether's research starting tonight,
I'm going to change the world.
And you will all be a part of it.
The ether was built to conquer the seals, and to redefine what it means to be alive.
For too long, humanity is looking towards the future when it should have been searching for its own past.
For beneath our feet, the oldest patterns of life wait to free us from our human limits.
So tonight is not just a change of leadership, it's the final seal to unlock the mystery of it.
I'm missing.
I mean, you're a firecracker, aren't you?
But before you start a world domination,
a gift, this ring, is traditionally worn
by the leaders of the Karlana State.
Only four exist.
Okay, I'm back.
There's no guards here right now.
Did she go out onto this balcony?
Or no, she went into this.
Oh wait, no.
It was downstairs, wasn't it?
I can't remember, Chow. Was it fricking downstairs or upstairs?
That room that she went into.
It was upstairs? Okay.
Pick up soap.
Let's overflow the sink.
I'm a frickin menace.
Oh, it's locked.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Ah, yes.
Well, I mean, she's gonna come up here, I guess, but we can probably kill her when she...
We need to figure out an escape route, though.
I wonder if she drinks this.
Poker many weapons
Take off my clothes and go in the tub. I don't think I can
Is she I wondered
Do I have to get closer to her for her to actually I'm over here
Hmm, let me know.
I think she's coming up.
It's taken a while though.
Who the hell are you?
to fuck it. Maybe we shouldn't kill her, maybe we should wait it out and see what happens.
I think she's finally coming up here, looks like she's going up.
I think she's coming over here.
If they decide to use the bathtub, I'm in bad shape, chap.
Is tonight everything you hoped for?
It's getting there.
Ha ha! Did you see Rebecca's face?
She was fuming about the ring. Ridiculous!
Not like Uncle Zach can bloody use it anymore.
Did he ever talk about what was in the basement?
What? No, he barely talked at all.
Anyway, stressful to see your business, isn't it?
I could give you a massage, work out some tension.
Touching me would be a very bad idea.
I'm only being friendly, dear.
But we're just consummating an important business relationship.
And that's all it is, business.
We are professionals, aren't we?
Your integrity, sir.
You've credit, sir.
Some choices are easier than others.
Indeed.
Well, let's keep these business discussions open and ongoing.
Our survival is in your house.
I hope it's enjoying its day.
Head for the entrance.
Oh pain flask
insane how many different ways you can like kill people in this game
I'm stalking
Can I take out the power? Oh, shit.
Still alive, huh?
Good on ya.
Yep.
Heh heh heh.
Not suss at all.
What?
I'm dead!
I didn't do anything!
Oh god
Dude, she's coming after me this goes crazy
I'm dead again. I'm so dead, dude
I'm dead
I'm so alright honestly I'm I'm trash but it's okay it's okay why didn't I kill her
there I because the freaking the housemaid was right there dude I actually thought that
it I mean I was like is it really safe for me to be standing here right now but I didn't
realized I mean I guess I should have realized for them both yeah I wanted to
see how the story progressed though I mean I don't really care I don't really
care that much about killing her and escaping because I feel like that's
It's pretty easy.
The circle above them means they'll expose you?
Oh, okay.
I think this is no trespassing zone, regardless.
What can I use this newspaper for?
I'm honored to be appointed CEO. With access to Ether's research, start to know.
Calling in, calling in! Someone's got in trouble.
Cut.
So we're all the way up top now.
Oh.
Block.
Telescope. Fire.
Moose.
Oh, shotgun.
Erb? What is that for?
I wonder where I get a propane flask from.
Yeah, it's my top. Thank you for the 28 months. I'm going to turn off the 7 notifications for
now. It's gonna distract me.
One is welcome to game three. I have no idea. Imperial filigree egg. That's mine
now.
Open other bust.
There are outfits in here scissors
I'm a menace.
is this a man new this is like a new mission that just released london is a bodyguard right
don't have a bodyguard outfit. I mean, honestly, oh my god. You saw nothing. I should probably
pay attention to my mini-map chat. It's pretty important. I don't forget that's there. It's
find out don't forget all about me
which I'm on my back
yeah we should probably drop that shouldn't we
on a backseat one important mechanic
What is that?
I can't remember.
You can lose the hunted status in this game, right?
I think it takes a while, though.
Oh, yeah, compromise.
Do you stay compromised?
I don't know after you change your clothes.
one
If you leave, like if there's a pistol or a disguise on the ground, do they notice that
or do they not care?
Can they not see the blood?
I
Yeah, the chandelier is probably... probably the easiest way.
Yes, she is.
Look, Gregory's boss dirty of the week.
Oh, but just joking, darling.
Your heart is boss.
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourselves.
How do you look so good for your age?
Damn you.
Is it the jeans from wherever you're from?
Uh...
Yep, I'm awesome.
You were following my strats now you're locked out for 30 minutes. Well, I never told you to follow my strats. So, you know
But does she actually grab a drink from the table there? Oh, she does
So I guess you could poison her there you wanted
I do want to know the lore, that's why I'm not killing her.
ring. Okay, and then this is when they go in the room.
I just explained, but I'm not.
Then you also know that poison is a good thing
to get us a preference.
Ooh.
You call him a brother, a prudence.
I'm saying that I have a right to succeed.
Perhaps you believe in me.
You think going your way up from the gossip
makes you worthy?
You will always be trash.
You're afraid of me.
And there's no need.
We could do this together.
I'll be cold in my grave before I have a woman.
I wonder if I have the bodyguard disguised, can I just...
Well, no, I had the bodyguard disguised the last time and I was still trespassing, so...
When I was standing, like, downstairs.
Yeah, she knew.
I don't think so, right?
I mean, I'm not considered trespassing here.
I
Have no idea
Hello, sir
Great uniform
I'm going to try my best not to throw and get myself noticed this time.
If I do, I'm definitely going to just give her the chandelier at this point, at least
just once. I am the bathroom guard. The shotgun is what
gave me away last time oh yeah right the shotgun on my back true head for the
entrance I mean I should yeah yeah if I don't have a shotgun on my back I should
be fine to blend in here I think reaching sir I mean I'm a bodyguard I'm
I'm like these dudes.
And hear the wind whistling.
Oh my god, are you fucking...
Are you looking at me? It happened again!
You're right, it does make you trespassing.
That's so weird.
Why are you making me do this, lady?
Dude.
Oh my god.
Does it do one of her guards when she's in the room?
I screwed it all up Chad.
Dude, I'm so bad at this game.
I'm so bad.
Can I go out the window?
You're still alive?
Oh my god, just...
It's over.
I thought it was the shotgun that gave me away last time, but I guess not.
They don't know.
Is this still the shotgun run?
Oh, you're right, actually.
Yeah, I dropped the shotgun next to the wall.
Um, alright, well whatever.
You know what, let's just get a dub, I guess.
I'm so bad, Shaddy.
I guess I just have to stay outside.
Why don't you just reload?
Well there's no...
Oh right, there's like save states.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you know what?
You make a good point.
The question is which...
You can go back to the bathtub.
Because I do just want to make, I guess we'll just load this one maybe.
I don't understand anything.
Unless this one is closer.
I was when this guy sat down.
Alright, yeah, let's just, we'll just stay in here. She's not that far away.
Alright, this is good. This is good.
I don't I don't know what difficulty we're on I didn't choose anything
See, I'm not sure.
Very easy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Knock him out.
She'll think he's asleep.
I mean, oh yeah, maybe.
You know what?
Actually, okay, hold on.
You know what?
It's too late now.
I'm going to reload.
What happens if I knock this guy out because then that might change?
Well, I don't know is she just gonna freak out
Sniff sniff
uh
Easy now big boy you're nuts
I heard something crack christ somebody help me
I don't know. They don't know. It's fine.
Item? I don't think we have enough time.
Oh god. We're going to get caught in the act.
He's not here! Investigating distraction, I don't know.
What's she doing now?
Killer done?
Yeah, but I'm just curious about the story, Shaq, because there's like...
Okay, if I remember correctly, there are like story...
Like, you can kill...
What is the button?
You can kill any of the targets, you know, just...
can just shoot them and then just leave, like no problem. But there are specifically like
intended ways that are story related to kill the target, right?
Some are kind of hard to figure out though, one of the lore had never run well.
I mean it's, it's more fun to do that than to just, and where is she going?
Like I could just run in, shoot the chandelier, and then leave, and, I mean...
What is she doing, though?
You have multiple cannon versions of Kona Tari? Yeah, exactly.
What happened with your housekeeper?
Did she admit to it?
Oh, she got a second Easter in your opinion.
She did it.
Don't shut up.
It did take three months.
Oh, hello!
I'm glad you're in.
Enjoy the rest of this.
You think you're hot shit?
I think it just resets until he wakes up again.
I don't think anything actually changes if you knock this guy out.
because we are yeah I think I think you just interrupt the story if you do that
alright let's just load back and we'll just we'll just let's just let things
play out and see what happens
can I steal his disguise I don't think that I can boss play as the business man
I'm pretty sure he knows she knows what the guy looks like
You sneakily kill every person at the party. That sounds very difficult to do it sneakily, of course.
I mean, the thing is we have like a two hour sponsor.
I'm not just going to sit here and just run in and just shoot her in the head and then
leave the entire screen.
I mean, Hitman's kind of, that's why like suit only silent assassin is way more interesting
from a speedrun perspective, and just even casually.
I gotta wait for it to progress, Chad, alright?
I mean, maybe we'll do a run where we try to kill everybody on the map, but not yet.
open
anything special happen to be covered without leaving
uh... enjoying it
no
i will i don't think so
you probably just leave i mean you'd like lose exp if you have
alright so we're just gonna go down to the main lobby now i think is my plan
Oh yeah, can you... can I like auto-save or like manual-save?
Oh my gosh.
Totally forgot that's a thing.
I guess because I was trying to like speedrun the game before, but...
What is the distraction? The shotgun that I threw on the ground, I guess?
Oh, the faucet, right? The sink, yeah.
I see. All right.
Well, she's going to block the doors now,
which I'm not sure if that's going to like screw me over or something, but.
I do not envy you.
Lock the door now.
Excuse me.
Where's she going?
Watch from upstairs? Yeah.
Oh.
and
Ah.
taken by the beast.
If I need the ring to get in here, I guess.
Well, luckily one of the windows is open.
I go through the water.
Alright, let's do some grave-dinging, why not?
I don't have a shovel, never mind.
Oh, there's poison here.
You're not trespassing out there?
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I mean I figured there was one around.
Hey Tommy Reeve, thank you for the six months.
There's multiple shovels.
Or no, I guess I put it back.
I don't have soap in my pocket.
You never know.
Maybe I'll need that soap.
Oh gosh.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
This is quite something. How far down does this go?
13.9 meters. Feels further. The elevator is slow.
Good Lord, who's that?
Oh, I should introduce myself. I'm Herb, Resident Intelligence System here at the lab.
And... and you can hear me?
Yes. And may I say, your voice carries a wonderful air of competent authority.
Oh my god, holy crap.
That's okay.
I don't actually know exactly what just happened.
This is quite something. How far down does this go?
13.9 meters. Feels further. The elevator is slow.
Good Lord, who's that?
Oh, I should introduce myself. I'm Herla, resident intelligence system here at the lab.
And... and you can hear me?
Yes. And may I say, your voice carries a wonderful air of competent authority.
Don't you kill me this time, game.
Sorry, it's not very cozy. We weren't expecting people. It's been years since Zachary left. It's fine, I am fine.
You're safe, but it's a virus then. Hate to be aboard, but please follow containment protocol at all times. The rules are in place for everyone's safety.
Oh
Damn
completed the genetic analysis and
this virus could be re-engineered
to cure for any number of diseases
so we need to take a sample out of the lab
and get it to our contacts
and see if it's done securely
I'm confident that there'll be no issues
let me know if you see it
I get over there?
Oh, who's that?
I'll get myself a suit.
It doesn't seem like I can use these ones.
Oh, uh, rest assured that the virus is safely contained.
There was a detective for each some time ago, but I took the necessary steps to knock it down.
And it's just what I do.
What the... how does a robot kill him?
Herb.
Herb
Okay.
Disengaged safety protocols. Now!
I just want to see how the mission plays out.
I knew Zachary Carlisle can authorize a security overwrite. Sorry.
Do it.
Checking diagnostics. Yeah. You've hurt my feelings.
Herb. Disengaged safety protocols. Now. I am releasing this virus.
I'm sorry, David. I'm afraid I can't do that.
This is always the core of them.
Checking diagnostics and...
Yes!
If her mug be things!
Herb...
Disengaged...
Recalled...
Now...
I release this virus.
That seems like a very bad idea.
Can I speak to Zachary?
Mr. Reaper...
I wasn't anticipating.
Few people do.
But you...
You are different.
Perhaps, pardon me, Mr. Knows.
After all, it's...
It's poetic, isn't it?
The man who delivered my father,
Oibik Nabizov to his death,
come to witness the birth of his new world.
Nightshade unleashed,
billions set free.
Doesn't it excite you?
Even a little?
The thought of killing me was so scale.
For me, death is not personal.
Then don't take it, Stalker.
I
Won't visit my father's prophecy on the world and fill my true purpose in death
I find I get more done by staying alive and I'll enjoy watching you try
So we return to the party
Networking is going to be so much more fun. You won't leave here
Was that a threat?
It may be the last threat.
I was against you. You're going to die down here.
I haven't infected the virus, magic.
Arti-7, you need to find a way out. Quickly.
Well, you've got to be contained now, kill a few, save a lot.
You understand.
I'm running.
I'll be right back around with the ball.
What?
Was I not far enough to the left?
What do you mean?
and what was I thinking? What else was I supposed to do?
I'm going to save as close as possible.
True.
Come on.
I'm still not perfect.
I find I get more done when I stay alive.
I have to prevent the virus from spreading.
47, you need to find a way out, quickly.
Wait, stick around!
For me?
I'll be in trouble exactly if I get you out of the virus.
You must be.
Don't move!
Here we go.
Look, can you just stand still and let me go?
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
You just stand still and let me kill you. I need to contain the bonus.
Fine. I don't want to be your friend anyway.
If you don't want everyone to die, there might be something for the virus in Zachary's room.
Maybe. Whatever.
Zachary must have had a contingency plan in the event of a breach.
You should search his room.
Well, that was quite the interlude.
47 we cannot allow Devereaux to spread the virus ensure containment by any means necessary
Ethas backup has arrived. They're locking down the manor plan accordingly 47
one
action is spreading
green herb and blue herb wait we fought wait do we have the green herb still or was that
a different run we found the green herb before
Awk.
Cure. Cure gun? Cure grenade. Oh my gosh.
Looks like green herb, but it's not like a red herb as well.
I guess there's multiple spots.
isn't time I know.
Little girl.
I can't find them. Notify the others.
You think there's a green herb in here?
I can't... oh.
I got him.
the
of
the green marker on the screen, requires three doses of crap.
of
of
Okay
of
maybe she'll be understanding who someone's all kitted up
but how were they though
more upstairs
They run one of the balconies outside.
Oh. I think it was on that balcony.
If I cure her, I don't know.
The thing is, there's like multiple locations you can find the herbs, I'm pretty sure.
Maybe there's some all the way up top, too.
Is there any out here?
The hell?
Is this lady a- wait if- if a target is a black circle on the map does that mean they
don't care if they- or like what does that mean?
I'm trying!
This hurts.
I'm trying my best.
The thing is the herbs have to regrow.
What do you want me to do?
Oh my gosh.
we're just back where we were before. Maybe they re-grew at this point. I wonder how long
they take to grow. Maybe it doesn't take that long.
So what if I want to make more...
Oh.
Alright, we have nine bullets!
Time to cure everybody.
What?
Why is she coming over here?
She's not coming in this room, right?
My God, she is!
I call to you from the White Hot Center of Humanity's defining hour.
I am Lilith Devereaux, daughter of Oibak Nabazov, and bringer of light.
For my father had a vision, a vision of a united world with no barriers, no boundaries,
no conflict, no pain, a world washed clean by the innocent blood.
Well, well, the Blood of Lemurs.
It is a vision I inherited from him, and which I offer to you now.
Join us in death, welcome the nightshade virus into your mortal shells, and we will return
to ash as one.
Girls crazy!
And the footsteps you hear will be the last to reach your dying ear.
and upload.
Yay, exciting.
Yes, all uploaded.
Best party best yours ever.
Dad would be proud.
47, I've registered another infected.
Shut up.
There's three people in here.
Oh my god, the infection is spreading more.
I don't wanna die and somebody's edgy, Frank.
Whoa, what's going on?
Hey!
You're getting right, this has to be Frank.
Oh, shit.
I know I need to make more cure.
What do I do?
Can I just go to sleep?
of
That is fine.
We make a bit more cure.
All good.
You mean a bit?
Oh, I didn't pick it up.
are you coming back here
are you coming back here
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
death
is he here?
right in the head
of
thank you
I mean, I don't know if I need to...
Oh, no.
What the heck, dude?
No.
No.
What are you doing?
Maybe hopefully it's still saved.
I don't know what happened, man.
I didn't get a crash report or anything.
Maybe I'm just unlucky.
No, there's no time limit on the mission
as long as you don't die.
As long as you don't like fail.
and
unfortunate
and
sixteen
Bro, what is going on?
19? Bro, everybody's gonna turn...
Why is it multiplying so much?
One T two.
Okay, the last one was bugged, I guess so.
Well, we probably want to get the grenade.
Well, most of them are all down here, right?
I don't think I know you, Mr.
Are you f**king dumb?
Yes.
Alright, that's fine.
Are they like hearing it?
It's kind of loud.
A little bit of technical issues here, Chad.
You
All right, let's see, I mean, it could be a setting that I have on or some something
that's causing this issue.
Oh, no.
Oh, bro.
You think the save it is bugged?
Try to load it one more time.
Okay, I got some of them.
I kind of want to just go get the outfit.
Dude, I don't know this infection is brutal.
Some people are almost dying. Yeah. Oh my gosh, how do I deal with this?
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
Well, if we go down here...
I have no idea.
I'm scared to save.
It's fine.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
man. It's weird because it was it was fine for like an hour and a half by using the launcher
for a man. No, they sent me like a special build of the game that doesn't have like the
because the thing is though this this mission that I'm playing right now is free to play
for a limited time. But yeah, if you fail the mission, you have to wait to try again.
We're on like a custom version, which does not have that restriction. Thank God for that
because I've already died so many times.
Spreading to my computer.
You guys can all try out this mission
by typing exclamation mark hitman in the chat.
You can also click the panel below the stream.
And OK, I might I might change my settings or something.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on.
Maybe it's like a settings thing.
Yeah, no, I'm not using the launcher. I'm just launching it directly from...
directly from the steam
I don't like the settings, they're that crazy or anything, either.
I'm guessing it's the save?
Maybe, but sometimes it's fine.
It's so weird. It was loading there, but...
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's a bug or something.
Restart the mission. I mean, the thing is, this is a pretty long mission chat.
I don't really want to restart it from the very beginning.
Although, I guess when you know what you're doing, it doesn't take that long to do it, to be honest.
but you do have to still kind of like wait for her to go down to the lab
Hello, I'll be back in one sec.
Oh, yeah, I got an auto save.
Yeah, let's see. Maybe the auto-save works. Maybe it's the manual saves that are the issue.
No, it's... Man, that's so strange.
That is so strange.
theCynicalWeeb is a really cool mission
This might just be something with my PC though. I mean, I don't it was fine. It was fine at first
Let's see if windowed mode helps, I guess.
I mean I only knocked out like 2 NPCs total though, that's not that many.
Oh man.
I don't know, guys.
You need to go back further.
I mean, stuff like this happens Chad it's no one's fault it's just unfortunate
I find I get more done by staying alive.
Game too loud.
Would I?
You're going to die down here.
I have to prevent the virus from spreading.
47, you need to find a way out. Quickly.
Will you stick around?
For me?
I'll be in trouble with that if I let you out with the fire.
Just...
...only down here.
Look, can you just stand still and let me kill you?
I need to contain the virus.
If you don't want everyone to die, there might be something for the virus in Zachery's room.
Maybe.
Whatever.
Well, that was quite the interlude.
The 47th, we cannot allow Devereaux to spread the virus, in sure containment by any means necessary.
Beaver's backup has arrived. They're locking down the manor. Plan accordingly, 47th.
up
Yeah, do we have a visual where is tango
Relax
of
the
of
the
of
the
Where?
Infection is spreading. Infection is spreading!
I don't know where to get the other like there's got to be other spots you can also make the
Well, maybe not. I don't know. There is another spot you could find a green herb. I know that much, but...
They take a while to regrow.
of
the
file the mission, yeah we could try that
Still alive, huh? Good on ya.
Hey, I have a gas mask on because there's an infection.
There's an infection spreading.
Come on.
Gotta be ready soon, right?
Or do they grow at different speeds?
I wonder if I actually need to follow her for her to do the, to like, progress?
It seems like she's just walking back and forth right now.
more sunlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think she'll do it now.
A vision of a united world of no barriers, no boundaries, no conflict, no pain.
A world washed clean by the innocent blood.
Well, the blood of Lagros.
It is a vision I inherited from him and which I offer to you now.
Join us in death.
Welcome the nightshade virus into your mortal shells, and we will return to ash as one.
And the footsteps you hear will be the last to reach your dying ear.
And upload.
Yay, excited.
All out of the ocean.
That's not it, that's it.
That's not it.
I'm still registering infected.
We cannot allow this virus to spread.
All right.
I can make an auto save, right?
of
I guess this is the gun that they use right so it's fine if I have it um all right
So many people are freaking there's got to be a way like a good
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
I don't think I had one of them
We're here.
We are.
Hello.
Sisters, brothers and presidents, you're here.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
We died to the infection.
to the infection. Hold on, I want to go make some more cure.
of
the
Oh, no, not again.
Oh, all right.
Well, I don't know, guys.
It was getting good. I know this mission is really cool.
Like, I actually, I really like this mission.
I mean, it's, it's like a resident evil mission.
I don't know though.
I don't know though, I think I might,
I mean, it's unfortunate.
I really wanted to see how this story ended, but I,
yeah.
Tried on the base build the game.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
The secondary task seems so rough
with how many herbs and how many people get infected.
Yeah.
The thing is, I don't know if you can actually play
this, or I don't know how all of this, I don't know exactly how it works. I know I'm sponsored,
but like, I know they have the free demo, but can, if you own Hitman 3, can you just play?
This is a test version of the game, but it's the exact one as the live game,
besides that you could play the mission on repeat. I'm just not sure, like,
I'm not sure if you can play this in the...
You can, it's on live, you just can't save load during it and there are
restrictions. Okay, I see. Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, I don't know guys, I think I might...
I'll be honest, I'm not feeling 100% right now. I wanted to get to
the end of that mission, but these crap. I mean, it's really unfortunate, especially
during a sponsored stream, you know, I don't, I would never wish for the game to crash,
but I don't really know what to do. So.
is unfortunate indeed. Yeah, it might be anyways time for me though. I'm sorry, I'm
just not feeling. I'm not feeling super gray right now. Hopefully I'm not getting sick
right before a friggin RE9 comes out. But yeah, unfortunate about the crashes guys.
So I don't know, like if I mean, I could keep trying, but I don't know, it just it might
it just might keep crashing.
mission. This was a really cool mission. This has been the most intriguing Hitman mission
that I've done so far. Probably because it's like Resident Evil coded. It might be like
a 5090 or like a driver issue? I don't know. I mean, it could be anything. That's, I just,
I don't really know. It could be anything. All right. Well, yeah, I think I'm gonna call
it call it a night here sorry for the shorter stream guys I'm just I uh I've
been I got up at like 6 a.m. this morning I've been up I've been up since
like 6 or 7 a.m. but I don't fucking say it
I I had to take Larksa to like I had to take her to the dentist and pick her up
So, and I was feeling a little lazy this morning anyways, but yeah, sorry for the bit of a shorter
stream, guys. But yeah, you guys can all try this demo out or this mission out for free. You can
check it out by clicking the panel below the stream or typing X-MationMarkHitman in the chat.
that. If you do fail the mission though, you will have to wait to try it again, but I'm
sure most of you guys are much better than I am at this game, so. I just, I do not have
enough patience. I'm such an impatient person and I get myself in stupid situations in
Hitman. That's okay. Honestly, this was a really cool mission though. Like actually, it's a shame, it's a shame that it was crashing. Well, hopefully that's just a me thing and hopefully that's not happening.
for other people.
I don't know, darkest toaster.
I don't know if you're asking me, but how would I know?
I'm going to see if there's somebody to raid though.
thing is my my game was fine for like an hour and a half it was only until we well I guess
once we started making progress that's when the issue started happening yeah I have I
have no idea is just it because it I mean at least it wasn't happening the whole time
I suppose
Maybe I made too many save files. I actually have no idea.
Used to have a lot of crashes when loading saves, got a certain level of change from
from the start, Hitman can't handle it.
I see.
Strange, cause.
Well, like the last crash that we had was when the game,
I didn't even save it myself.
I think the game like auto saved and then it crashed.
I don't know.
Anyways, it was cool.
I'm, unfortunate that that happened,
but yeah, it was fun playing Hitman again.
I'm gonna get some dinner chat. Thank you. Thank you all so much for watching everybody
I'm gonna give a I'll give a raid to Bach. I guess he's he's also playing this mission
Guess I had a Bok
Yeah, resin evil nine is uh, it's gonna be here soon chat can't wait
Tomorrow, I think we're going to be doing,
I'll probably do Resonable 8 tomorrow.
Probably do some like, I might do RE8 tomorrow and maybe RE2 Remake Rando.
I think that would be fun.
Doing all the games, well, I was going to say doing all the games without Leon, but I mean Leon's an RE2.
Could do RE3 remake instead.
Not if you, yeah, well, yeah, I guess it depends what route, I mean, you see Leon regardless of the route that you choose
All right. Anyways, chat have a great rest of your night. Thank you all for joining for the sponsored stream and the the resident will seven
Take care everybody