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I just need someone in my life to give it structure
To handle all the selfish ways I spend my time without her
Everything I want, but I can't deal with all your love, right?
You're saying I'm a woman, but it's your actions that speak louder
Giving me love when you walk down and need another
I've got to get away and let you go, I've got to get over
Thank you for watching!
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We'll serve, John.
You know, just because you saw a song on a tic-tac doesn't make it a tic-tac song.
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You know, the thing is that, Chad, even if I want to do runs, I don't, I'm pretty sure
people are running with like a loader mover right now.
And I don't have a letter member.
That's kind of awkward.
Unless it's public.
Of course it's not public.
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in great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this runs kind of ass. I still think it's incredibly stupid
that full game speed runs are not gonna be like I don't know the fact that full
game runs aren't even gonna be a category is incredibly fucking dumb in
my opinion
Apparently the only category for the game is going to be no intro.
idea why they're not doing full runs? I don't know because the first seven minutes is too
much for people to handle, I guess. I don't know. I mean, the intro doesn't really have
that much going on. So like I get doing no intro, but it's still kind of cringe.
I mean, I don't know, like I get no intro, but the fact that there's not, there's like,
the fact that there isn't even going to be a category
for full game is kind of kind of fucking lame, honestly.
Hey Saudis, thank you for the five months win.
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Thank you for the 11 months.
I don't know. It's just like crazy to me to to just
I don't know. It's like it's so crazy to me to just remove
or to just do no intro right when a game comes out.
I don't know. Maybe I'm too much of like a speedrun purist.
I feel like I'm being I don't know.
I don't even know if it's elitism, it's just like, why can't I just run the way I want
to?
I mean, I can, it's just my runs are going to be seven minutes slower than everyone else.
So I don't know.
like I'm just
kind of have to do full game or I have to do no intro.
I mean, I don't really care about submitting to the leaderboard.
It's just more so like, even if I get a good run, it's just going to be like,
didn't you know that spicy got a run that was seven minutes faster?
It's like, yeah, well, he didn't fucking do the intro.
Or, you know, whoever got to run seven minutes faster.
I don't know, man. I'm like, I really don't want to be like a downer, but I don't know
how long I'm going to speedrun this game forward to be honest chat.
We'll see though.
No, I mean, I'm not quitting. It's just, I don't know, man. I feel like this run is
kind of, this run is kind of ass and the no interest stuff also kind of pisses me off.
Again, it's like, I don't know. I mean, I'm not, I don't want to make a big deal
a lot of it. It's just for me personally, like I don't know.
When you're restarting runs, you'll appreciate seven minutes.
Yeah, I mean, sure, like, I mean, I understand the reason for
no intro. It's just the leaderboards aren't even out yet.
And it's like
I don't know it is what it is man
He says well continually having talked about it at length for four streams in a row
Yeah, I was talking about it the entire stream four streams in a row. You're right. Wow
Hey, B-Trib, thank you for the nine months, thank you, man.
Yeah, I'll start my YouTube stream.
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Oh, is the new POE lead today?
Streamer hates watch streak so you ruined his sleeping schedule to reset the mall you
caught me.
How'd you know, dude?
Okay, open space. Thank you for the three months. Thank you, man. Thanks, dude.
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Do I play period all I played a little bit
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Does this run have any hot tech in it?
No, not really.
You basically just shoot the boss until they die.
It's epic.
The
shame that third-person sex for the speedrun. Yeah, true.
Hey, Chrono, thank you for the 71 months. Thank you, man. I'll be back in a sec chat.
Also, open space, thank you for the three months. Kelly, Keely, thank you for the 11 months.
Dargreeper, thank you for the eight months. Charnell, thank you for the 11.
Tenski, thank you for the 12 months. Alchem, thank you for the 17 months.
I'll be right back.
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Hey, Strode, thank you for the submen.
Kind of miss streaming late at night chat.
that I plan on making a habit of it, but it's kind of comfy streaming at night.
What's up, Tray? What is this hour?
Yeah, I felt, I don't know.
I was like super tired earlier today from all the fucking nonstop
Resonable, sign it up, take a nap.
It's like 1 a.m. right now.
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I don't have any splits does the does this is the thing you sent me auto split lion.
do I need splits? Do I need to add it as a auto splitting run time? I guess so.
Wait, no.
XML.
Oh, I didn't realize you sent me to the XML.
XML. Oh, I didn't realize you sent me two files. That would explain why I'm confused
here. That would explain things.
Alright, hold on. Let me set this up.
Right where I want it to be.
Wait, how do I set this up line?
Where do I put the settings file?
You're still here?
My live split component folder.
Okay, here, hold on.
Let me just,
Just make sure I'm doing this right.
So.
So, the thing is, do I add it as a scriptable autosplitter because I can't add it as an autosplitting
run time. Unless I need to switch it to all files.
Yeah, but if I.
But that, but then what?
I have no idea what that is, Lion.
One sec. Okay. Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Do-do-do.
Wait, where do I put this file?
Thank you.
Okay, yeah, it's working now.
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I'm setting up the fucking auto splits chat, okay, chill, just annoying because I can't,
I have to, like...
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Thank you.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
East Wing card.
Progressive.
It's two.
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Thank you.
Okay.
Now we just need to put all of these into my splits.
Can I just like copy paste all this and just,
no, of course not.
Actually, wait, maybe if I put all the splits in.
Oh, it actually works.
It actually works.
There's still not enough segments.
Okay.
This is so weird though, why are my splits?
Well, there we go.
hold on a second
Thank you.
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Thank you.
Yeah, sorry, I'll fix the, I'll fix the splits in a minute.
Okay.
I think we're good, Shant.
That was my steep schedule, it's fantastic.
Splits might cover pickups.
Yeah, maybe.
How long is any percent?
Not sure.
Hey JoJo, thank you for the 4 months man.
To be honest, I don't really want to skip the intro.
Maybe after I reset enough, my opinion on that will change.
I don't know.
I mean, the intro is kind of boring, but I don't know, man.
It just feels right to just do the full game.
But if everybody else is doing no intro, I basically have no choice but to do no
intro as well, because I'm just going to be seven minutes slower and my run is
It's going to be irrelevant.
Evil.
Let's try, shall we?
My favorite movie.
I don't know man, that's a tough question.
What's up, Free?
How's it going?
It should be around here.
Bro, he pushed me.
I'm curious, if I restart here, does this...
Does this work?
Pushing me into the girl, man.
Honestly, I could probably just restart from the beginning. I just like reload the checkpoint. So my
chat is doing the weird thing on auto-monitor again.
It should be around here.
I forgot the coin shop.
Oh, wait, hold on, I need to...
Oh, wait, this is so awkward.
Uh, sorry, I won't sit.
You didn't push me, bro.
How do you get this push effectively?
Maybe more to the right?
I think I want to be slightly more to the right.
I haven't actually really messed with this at all.
There we go.
This guy got in my fucking way, dude.
Holy, that boost, I know.
We're fucking speeding.
Huh, is she gonna block me?
Is this to earn? Yes, this is to earn, bro.
It's Grace stumbling. Grace only stumbles in third person, is actually how it works.
Yeah, she runs faster in third person in some sections.
What's up, Ron? Hey, Skitty Max, thank you for the 42 months. Thank you, man. Thank you, thank you.
I'm out.
I'm just going to hold forward.
Yeah, we can go left to right here.
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You're a rocket, thank you for the six months. Thank you, man
This one also I need to go more to the right there is this one also all the way
What's that backwards?
How's it going down?
We're on the epic pace right now.
Yeah, I'm not as much of a fan of this run-off words as like Resident Evil 8, but it's all
right.
I don't know if, like, this- I don't even think it matters, like, what you do on this
part.
Hey Tarzan, thank you for the tongue-gifted subs.
Thank you dude. Thank you very much man.
Yeah, boss has really good boss fights. The bosses in this game unfortunately are just trash.
It's kinda sad, but it's the truth.
The bosses in this game just suck ass.
Even the plant boss, the plant boss is so basic.
That was not fast.
Oh right, this fucking thing.
Get away! Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away!
I don't know if it's worth going third person here, no.
He's the one who's trying to throw the excitement.
He's the one who's trying to throw the excitement.
Hmm, well this is good.
I don't need that Maddie and Jack are in a race.
Let's make this quick.
You can't skip that instantly.
Interesting.
Ready to consider Introscape, bro.
I ran Resident Evil 7.
Has a 15 minute long fucking intro.
This is like literally nothing.
Oh right, I need the key.
I don't know how far away I can be from that key.
I went too early. This is our first run, so. It's okay.
It's all good.
I don't expect to get a very good run on this first attempt.
It would be a fun reset.
I mean, you should never reset there, I just went too early.
I just went too early.
How far can I be?
Pretty far when I pick up this key.
Weird how it like made me go towards...
Made me go towards it first there.
I don't want the net injector quite up.
a way of shit, I think I know we're fine.
Oh, I fucked that up. Wait, do I want to go third person here? At this point?
I mean, I don't really want to do intro skip, but I guess I'll probably have here because
everyone else is doing it.
I don't know, I just...
I feel like I'm I feel like I feel like I'm an idiot for wanting to do the intro like
I guess I'm the only person that thinks doing the intro is like I mean I understand doing
no intro is just it's so weird to me that they get like the game hasn't even fucking
The leaderboards aren't even out yet.
And like, we're already just skipping the start of the game.
I don't know.
It's just, like I know the intro sucks, like sure,
but it's just, I don't know.
I don't know.
We care for quite a few long-term patients here.
All undergoing experimental therapy is developed quite well.
We want to buy the tack here.
And, uh,
the bear charm of the sun glasses
experimental therapies yes it's all very cutting it's all the pistol the facility
oh yeah I wanted the shotgun in the first slot
I bet it does
Yeah, thank you for the 12 gifted sub, Starzan.
Thank you, man.
I saw how spicy was.
He was like one-shotting these guys, but the sh- how the fuck was he doing that?
How was he one-shotting them with the shotgun?
Wait, am I supposed to have a power upgrade or something?
I might just do the strat that I was doing before.
Oh, he has the power upgrade because the no intro save kills three zombies with the
Magnum, isn't that it? I guess.
Man, dude, this thing is doing like literally no fucking damage.
Crazy.
All right hold on let me just, well you can kill three zombies.
You can kill, dude this guy is so slow.
Nice.
The animations are so bad.
That bastard did it again.
How are things in here?
Just
Hey macros, what's up? Can you find me the floor plan?
Well in the meantime, I'll try to track him down
We'll do
There are another cutscene
I think we just spawned this grace, I don't know if there's any.
Yeah, I'll probably just try to finish this run no matter what.
Oh, uh, that was supposed to be he- oh.
I forgot to move the magnum down at the start.
oopsie daisy
It feels so wrong to do speedruns with this fucking health shit on.
I'm not gonna lie.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
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Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
No, it's going to be allowed for real runs as far as I'm aware.
I mean that's just like classic Resident Evil speedrunning these days, you just have a
tool that just shows everything.
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
Perfect fit.
Yes, I need to warm up.
That was kind of sus, I really like that.
No, I didn't open the locker.
I'm not sure how to turn off the health bars like fully,
like the ones that are displayed on screen.
Lights off. Lights off. What's up, Regal?
Get rid of the health. Where am I killing that? I mean, that's true.
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What the fuck does it mean, Destiny?
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Walk backwards here
I thought I thought I was dead.
That was kind of scary.
This zombie right here is absolutely fucked.
I guess I'm dead.
I didn't realize that the stagger meter reset on this guy.
The worst part about this zombie is there's no way to practice the position that he's
in without doing the entire section every single time.
It's kind of awful.
Yeah, well if you shoot that guy in the legs twice, he'll stagger, but because I spent
so much time not shooting him there, the second shot didn't stagger him anymore.
And I forgot to do this again.
I actually don't really know what to do for this zombie here.
Yeah, dying there is really really bad.
If you die at all in the gray section it's basically just a reset.
sadly since you don't have auto save, sun, grace at all.
Make the grab after you open the door, yeah, maybe.
Yeah, hold on, let me...
I'm not sure if it's better to go right side or left side here.
You're like the same regardless.
Perfect.
That's insane how much time you lose when you die here, it's just completely fucked.
I really don't know what to do with that zombie, man.
Bottle one?
Is there a bottle?
If there's any bottles you can pick up safely though.
Yeah, there's a glass bottle in the lighter room, but...
You have to pick it. I don't know, that bottle's kinda slow to grab.
Add the bottle to the intro skip save true
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using the wrong gong
and sketch it all now it's not that bad though actually it looks scarier than it
does. I really don't know what to do with this zombie in this cart though.
Daniel May coming up. I have no idea.
I think it's so angry.
So angry.
There's an angry little big boy.
not little but the lockpick why was the lockpick not in the right spot last time
alright I don't know what dude I don't know what to fucking do for this zombie
I actually don't know what to do.
The shit is so fucking stupid.
What if I just like...
It's just there's literally no way to practice this segment.
so fucking stupid
It's done. I'm with the shot the problem is even if you fucking shoot him half the time he just grabs you anyways
I
I don't want my pistol, I don't want pistol ammo, I'm not even turning right now.
That's why I shot the extra bullets.
Um...
No, using the Requiem on that zombie is not an option.
for this guy but dude he takes so fucking long god he takes so long might still be
better than crouching past the zombie and pulling this early though still oh forgot
I need to use this thing.
Another thing is this guy, he didn't notice me that time.
It's not weird anymore.
You know what?
I'm gonna make a save here because I
Want I haven't really tested this
I just I just have this feeling that he was gonna kill me that you can dodge this guy, but like I don't know
So
Of course that time he doesn't fucking give me this hit. I don't know though
people are telling you that hitting the light switch doesn't actually matter for
this part. No, I'll just say I shouldn't mess with this timing.
Some of the interaction prompts in this game are so scuffed.
You would be in the other door.
Also, you can go in here early.
Triggered chunk?
I don't know if it's worth it though.
Alright when I picked up that bag, I think I was supposed to use the blood.
Oh wait, I had to do that, I put that in the wrong order.
No AC zombie goes to him when you do that, yeah.
Of course he gets up.
He's not here though.
Oh wait, now he is.
You can't just dodge him though.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you don't dodge them, you're going to die.
This must be it.
I mean, we're almost back to 4 HP.
I wonder if there's another herb I could have picked up somewhere.
Is this girl still?
I'm fucking dead.
I want to see if there's a way to get past this girl without shooting her.
I hate that you have to shoot this girl three times.
There's one in the path in the basement.
Runs dead.
I mean I don't really care man.
I feel like, dude is this like an autosave thing?
Like I don't.
I feel like in a full run I'm just going to die there.
Like I don't fucking know, man.
It's so brutal that you don't get like any auto saves here at all.
Let's do your stuff.
Yeah, I mean there's no leaderboards right now so there's no official record.
This guy gonna be here?
Holy fucking shit.
Dude, this fucking... this guy though, I don't know.
He's very smart, yeah, this...
...and guy's crazy.
Honestly though, I wonder if you could... splits are messed up.
Not really. They're fine.
Too bright!
Oh my god, bro, that zombie was so fucking aggro.
Fuck, fuck.
I need to figure out like how to approach this door to unlock it quickly because it's surprisingly
weird.
Honestly dude, I'm just gonna kind of treat this as a practice run like I don't really
give a shit.
I'm gonna make a save here.
I don't know if it's gonna fuck with this AI.
I think it's fine.
i wanna try
why the fuck is this guy here though
i just fucked my save, i mean the save was fucked either regardless unless
Wait, did this guy move? Because I went in and then I walked out?
Does that move his position or something?
Like if I...
If I walk in here and then walk back out...
And then walk back in...
Is he gonna be closer now?
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Okay, hold on. I think you can just, you can just shift walk here instead if you, and
I think.
I'm not sure at what point I can start shift walking down.
Wait, why is Chunk not aggroing?
That can one-shot the fatty, I know.
chunk on the aggro if you're sprinting here that's a scuffed
Of course he gets up.
Second hold on that worked.
Is that be- wait that actually worked though.
Is that because I shot? Do you think that, like, it distracted him or something?
I think it might have actually- the shot might have actually worked.
I didn't get close enough for Chunk.
Yo, Robyr, thank you for the Prime Sub. Thank you, man.
Okay, that actually spawned him
You never had a mayfk, okay. Yeah, maybe that shot manipped him then see if it works again
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Of course it gets up
It's like it works
I can't tell which button is which.
It's kind of annoying that he's blocking me here, though, at least a little bit.
That seems very consistent.
Oh wait, there's an herb there too.
That's nice.
I mean even if we take the back grab we can still be full HP at this point I guess.
Can we go back through the waiting room?
Is that possible?
Or are we gonna get fucked?
We're probably gonna get fucked.
UGH!
Did I actually survive with one HP?
Oh wait, no, you can't go through the waiting room cause Chunk is gonna fucking eat you.
Yeah, yeah, I forgot.
Although I do wonder if you could somehow mimic Chunk to not be there as well.
I'm not sure if it matters where you shoot here.
I didn't work that time.
Maybe it does matter when you shoot.
What if I shoot, like, right now?
Yeah you also want your mouse to be, like, to the left here, I think.
You want to be as fast as possible.
It's like shooting later worked.
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I can't wait to get some.
I guess.
The knowing that chunk blocks your way here for a second though.
It's not that long, but...
Why am I going this way?
I
Wonder wait hold on this is just a this is turning into a practice dream. I don't really care though
I just I don't want to fucking reset. I don't want to fucking reset to this part at all
Well, I mean, I'm sure it's gonna happen regardless, but like
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title is clickbait
oh really
of course it gets up
If this guy was in a completely different spot...
Why was he there?
This must be it.
Can't be nerves. I should have made a save before this cuts in
I mean, that RNG is nice.
That was actually nice because she wasn't like in the way.
I have no idea why that guy was in a different spot might just be RNG I guess
I just realized I didn't.
I didn't do the magnum shot.
I did not do the magnum shot that I was supposed to.
I thought I was doing that on purpose, I wish.
No, I'm just... I just forgot.
Well, now we can test this again.
Thought I was doing a new strat.
Yeah, that's right.
See, where is this guy going to be this time?
This guy is just... I mean at least he's not aggroed to us, but he's in like a fucking random spot every time.
Weird.
Hello worm.
switch.
Braille.
I'm hard to pick some.
Just like this.
Oh, what the fuck!
I didn't reload with a shot.
Oh, you know, you're probably right.
I'm pretty sure I would have killed everybody there.
Oh yeah, and I guess if I take that shot,
then it's trying to flunky block me here.
I
Don't know that parts give that's fucking sketchy dude, but I don't know
There's gotta be like I
Really dude, I really don't want to shoot her three times. I feel like it's so it's so asked to shoot her three times
I don't know. It's so annoying to like, it's so annoying to test. Also, why are the health
bar is appearing again oh i guess it's because i shot them
oh if this guy is here again well i'm dead
them.
Dude, zombies in this game are so fucking bullshit.
Yeah, no, I don't think, I think you're right.
Maybe we shouldn't reload the magnum yet.
Because everything should die, it's silly if you don't reload the magnum.
You die with 800 HP, yeah, if you get bit in there, you get bit from the front, you die instantly.
Of course it gets up.
This guy is so fucking weird.
He like, was coming out and then de-aggera.
That was so strange.
I can't tell which button's which.
Braille.
I can't protect this one.
I guess.
Oh, what the f-
Pretty sure we just blasted the fuck out of everybody there.
So, it's fine to use the blood.
Wait, I just made a fucking handgun ammo.
Oh my god.
I made a handgun ammo because I had the fucking scrap in my inventory.
What if I shoot a little bit later here?
seems like shooting later
now he went back there
The thing is, we can just not pick up that scrap right now, so that doesn't happen, and
just pick it up later, because we don't need it yet, anyways.
Oh, this must be it.
I can't tell which button is which.
Braille.
I can't get the patch done.
I guess.
Oh, what the f-
No, I should. Okay. I should have the blood here.
I don't know how that's working, but it is.
I feel like I need to test that more.
First person just has much better character control.
It's really hard to control your character if you're in third person, because the movement
is just really bad.
Is this guy gonna kill?
Oh, wait, no.
That guy's normally there, I think.
I mean, there's no record right now.
There's no leaderboards.
What is on that stretcher there?
I love how he got, he managed to get a grab on me, that's great.
Also,
he's gonna just fucking die.
Where's the blister, hubby?
Make another sheet to humus.
You need the blood?
Wait, did I forget a blood bag?
No, I just didn't use the second one.
No, I already did the bucket.
I do the bucket right away after I kill the enemies.
So I think it's best to do it first.
Hey, Mishkao, thank you for the sub, dude.
I'm glad that FBI agent got away.
Alright.
Well, we have like no shotgun ammo at all right now.
Wait, did I forget to pick up the box at the start?
Oh wait, no, I think I think I got hits and because of that the box dropped me a fucking
green herb instead of eight shotgun shots.
Honestly, I might just fucking reset.
This is cooked.
Well, I mean, actually, I don't need to reset because all the boxes up ahead should drop me.
Oh, wait, this only costs 7000. Wow, that's so cheap for the first power upgrade.
All these boxes. Oh, wait, also I'm supposed to sell these.
Did that not sell it? Hello?
I'm gonna intend to find out.
So that- I should still give more ammo here.
Bro.
Why are you giving me a fucking green herb?
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Don't I'm still not this this fight like if I just I I waited there
Which is the reason I died
but
If I don't wait
Bro a med injector why is the game giving me so many heels is it because I don't have a med injector?
Bro, what the fuck?
I think it's because I lost the Med Injector, but yeah dude, I'm tempted to just kill him
right away here.
I just like to keep the time locked, bruh.
There's a grenade on the table either.
Doo doo doo.
These places are infested.
They should be upstairs.
Well, that's my cardio for the week.
Well
Why is this under the hospital?
Always forget this guy.
I was taking a drink of water.
Rip suboptimal movement.
My god run instead
I'm not sure if we want to do this side first, I'm not sure if it matters, remember.
Also, normally I would have made a humo already.
I'm not sure it actually matters.
I've been told she's going to insta kill me here, she doesn't insta kill me.
Apparently the bottle strat here isn't going to work, or actually wait no we don't do the
bottle strat yet, that's later.
I have to re-come back.
I was told that the bottle strapped is like jankers.
Oh, I forgot to kill this fucking guy.
I was gonna keynote this guy and then I fucking forgot.
It's not good.
How close do I have to be to this thing to put in the...
Yeah, I heard the bottle is like...
There's something where if you don't make an auto save, the bottle doesn't work or something.
I don't know. That's what I heard.
Hey, German nation, thank you for the 23 months.
The smell.
Okay, so it's insane, yeah, totally speed, we're only like 30 minutes behind right now.
I don't know. I want to test this bottle strap.
Just really annoying to test.
I'm going to email this guy because that was my plan before.
Wait, is the lady down here already though?
Well, probably because I humed her.
I was supposed to hume the first time.
The thing is, if I load this auto-save, is it going to affect things?
I don't...
Hey Meek, thank you for the sub man.
Hey Shady.
Thank you for the sub.
Wait, is it fine if I do this part first instead?
Does it matter?
I'm not sure.
I don't think it matters.
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death
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death
of
Oh wait, I don't have to take this one out if I do it like this.
It's definitely better to do it in this order then.
I didn't think that the order mattered, but it actually does.
Want I need it for the two slot one?
Uh, oh yeah. No, you're right.
Yeah. No, you're right. You're right.
Never mind, I'm stupid.
The order still doesn't matter. I'm wondering, is she gonna appear in the hallway here still?
Oh wait, no, she does. No, she does still appear here. And if she appears here, then
she fucking destroys you when you try to put in the two plugs. Yeah, no. Okay, it's all
coming back to me.
Also, it's like a thousand degrees in my room.
Is this a good speedrun?
Not really.
I like, honestly I think that the start of the game is good and the mid game is okay
but like, past the mid part of the game the run is kind of, I don't know dude, Raccoon
City as Leon is just fucking awful in my opinion.
The area is just so ugly.
Yeah, I've got a pretty good strap for the mortar section.
You just need to make sure to... if... if uh... when you're going up the staircase on the
mortar section, if the mortar shoots early, you have to make sure to stand back so you
don't get staggered.
That makes sense.
Yeah, if you get staggered there you get like it like fucks everything up
You get like absolutely
I barely made it.
That's two.
Still.
of
all practicing this part is so horrendous it's incredible how bad it is
this
yeah it's well it's horrendous because if you make a fucking manual save file
the a i breaks
so the only way to practice a specific
a i a specific situation situation with the a i is to
run for five minutes straight
So you can try one single time, because otherwise the AI gets fucked.
Fuck.
It's kind of obnoxious.
like right okay girl I'm gonna make an awp well actually wait if I make a save
I don't... Hold on, let's just fucking try it, whatever.
Apparently she's just gonna turn and bait me.
Yeah, so like, apparently if you don't make a save file, this happens.
But there is a way to avoid it, but it's way more precise.
I don't know, man, this game is so stupid.
How will you avoid it?
Well, apparently you can just make a save file and then load the save, I think.
cheerful I sound thanks man sorry for not fucking being overfilled with glee for you
no like you have to go to the typewriter and use the incrib and to make a save and then you reload
load it and then you can use the bottle. But obviously, that's kind of fucking slow, but
yeah, you might not have any choice. I don't know. It's just so annoying to practice this.
Because again, if you load from the autosave here, then she'll always kill you.
Like in a full run, well, okay, not always.
She won't always kill you, but it's like something is different with her AI if you
load a save file.
So, yeah, it's just, it's kind of scuffed.
Basically, if I want to practice doing this part without the save file, I have to spend,
I don't know, five minutes, or like maybe even more, like, I need to spend like five
minutes every single time to not scuffed, you're just washed. You're just banned. See you later, loser.
Anyways, if you don't make the save file, it's just incredibly annoying to practice.
It's incredibly annoying to practice it.
I don't know. I guess I'll just make a save file. I don't really want to practice this.
Just say, it would save, I don't know, like five to ten seconds.
All right, thanks, Charlie.
It would be so draining to practice without the autosave, yeah, it's incredibly annoying.
Like having to spend five minutes to test the AI one single time is an absolute fucking nightmare.
Can you not shoot at a stagger?
No.
I really hate how this game has so many issues with the AI and like save files.
Really scuffed.
I mean how we can insta-kill hunk because of that
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the
I don't know, I kind of want to just reset and try the early game again.
You can do this.
Okay, I can show you guys the difference in what you have to do here.
I don't know, it's so annoying how when the door opens sometimes your character just
completely stops moving.
So strange.
Wait, it sounded like she was in the...
I wonder if you could like...
I wonder if there could be a skip here.
Probably not.
I guess I'll just...
Yeah, basically chat, if you want the bottle strat to work, for some reason, when she
appears here. If I go in here, make a save file. I don't know if it's just making a save
file or reloading it. I think you have to reload it. Why is she just fucking standing
in there now. Apparently that will make it work. It's making us save there. Now apparently
the bottle strap will work.
That's two.
That's two.
What's up, Kubrick?
you this run is really scuffed we're just doing like a practice run basically
Oh, fuck.
I
that zombie actually pushed me. That was so nice of him.
coming out is supposed to grab that green herb
wait what?
Wait, what?
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What is that?
But I was supposed to be standing right here.
I
Hey, Shawn thank you for the sub man
Oh, I got in my mouth.
there oh wait see the thing is this guy
is not supposed like I think that's where he's I guess you just have to
shoot that guy because he's normally
Okay, my inventory is full.
Oh yeah, because I picked up this.
Praise this guy, is he right around the corner?
of the
of the auto-spawn broke
It's gonna be okay. Just don't let go.
Come on. Come on.
Just pain you down.
136 for Insanity, Insanity is not going to be 136 my dude, especially not if you're
doing the full game.
Run, dad. I mean, it's my first run, so...
Yeah, you get the cards here.
Whatever we'll just keep going even though we're like 45 minutes behind.
I don't really care.
I just want to go through the full game.
Where are these ones there?
The thing is, if you die as Grace in the care center, you just lose like 15 minutes.
I don't know.
I'll be honest.
I feel like I don't want to be like a baby or anything or like
I don't want to make a big deal out of it, but I I find I still I just don't I don't understand why
No intro
Is gonna be the only category like
That is just so fucking mind-blowing to me. I just don't fucking get it
I'll just let it be in here.
I just like doing the full game, like, I don't know, it just feels right to do the full game
to me but I guess I'm just a fucking idiot for wanting to do the full game because apparently
I'm the only one.
I don't know.
That's crazy that he got me there.
Where's my save value done at the start of this shit?
I don't understand why that guy sometimes bites me.
I mean, yeah, I like I understand doing no intro like down the line after, you know,
like people, I don't know.
It's just it's so weird to do it right from the right from the start.
It's boring as fuck.
So is the 20 minute fucking or like so is the two minute elevator into the
five minute bike ride into the fucking four minute RPD walking simulator into
the fucking into the orphanage.
like
snap fucking sucks too
like we're not just coming up for that one and i know it's not necessarily
terrible
it's not necessarily comparable because it's like
during the game and not the start but still
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
I can't fucking move him so bad.
Okay, so options E.
The thing is, you can avoid dodging the zombie.
There's a chance he'll hit you in the feet here.
He didn't hit me in the feet, Epic.
switch to third there because it's faster
the Chloe section is eight minutes long
the problem is it's like
there's like twenty minutes of the most like boring section of the run
as you you literally go you go AFK on the elevator for two minutes
and then you have a five-minute motorbike section and then you have a
four-minute RPD walking section and then you have
an eight minute orphanage section.
It's just kinda ass.
And I hate how the,
now we get,
scope, that and that.
Wait, I'm supposed to reload after I kill the chef by this room.
He's dead, right?
The black guy.
The black guy.
Next.
Okay.
Oh, Christ.
Is my FPS high enough to not get grabbed?
Okay, do not use the sniper there.
Not a good idea.
I already picked up the scrap
At least you can retry like super fast here, that's my bad.
Shooting, that's so annoying.
I don't think I threw that nade in the right spot.
I should not have used the sniper there, I should have just shot with a fucking shotgun.
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the burr amulet
There's gotta be a way to get to the surface
This record pace yeah, man
Yeah, I don't know why so many people, like, I don't know what is so wrong with just doing
the full game.
Like, I don't fucking get it, but...
Clearly, I'm in the minority.
It's my only chance
I don't know, I just feel like that's the nature of speedrunning, like you just have
have to do it. I don't know. I don't know, dude. Yeah, so she does. That is so first.
Why I wonder why she does that
Apparently if she if she does that like weird circle movement you have to shoot her here
I've got to be away to get to the surface.
She doesn't always do that.
I'm curious what causes that.
I'm so sorry.
Insufficient power. Reset the power distribution units on the lower floor.
Gotta get the power room. It's my only chance.
Apparently no intro is going to be the only categories for RE9, there will be no full
game category at all. Just only no intro. It doesn't make any sense.
I don't know. It's like the whole thing with no intro as well is like
If everyone's running no intro and you're running full game your time is just seven minutes slower
So like even if you technically have a better run than somebody doing no intro
People aren't gonna care because all people care about is fastest number. So
So it's like you kind of have to do no intro in that regard.
I mean, I don't really care that much, but...
Where to get to the surface?
I mean, I'm just running this game for fun, like I'd...
You know, like I used to be like, oh, I need to get record.
I want to get the YouTube videos for the YouTube bucks and stuff like that and obviously like I still enjoyed speedrunning, but like I
Don't care like I obviously still want to try to get record, but like I also know I don't care that much anymore these days
Soon Variety Streamer like Ellen now, I still love speedrunning.
Insufficient power, reset the power distribution units on the lower floor.
but it's my only chance
No benefits in including the intro.
I mean it's just like, okay to me speedrunning is just starting the game from the beginning
and beating it as fast as possible.
It's not just arbitrarily starting when you want because oh, oh the intro is, you hold
W for too long.
It's too boring.
Like who fucking cares?
But I, I don't know.
I guess I'm just like a purist in that mindset, because clearly I'm in the minority.
Without keeping Sandy for runners as well.
The intro isn't even that bad in this game though, and there's like...
It's more... like there's more going on than in like the RE7 intro.
And the intro would get old very fast, so we're doing the orphanage.
I
Is she going this way
Bro, what is with this circle movement? This is so jank. What the fuck?
You can skip the orphanage now.
Okay, I need to figure out what's going on here chat because this is fucked
I don't I need to figure out why she's doing that I
Mean the thing is removing parts like I understand why
People want to do no intro and I don't want to be like making a
I don't want to like start a war over like no intro versus intro, but
Just it's just how I feel I don't know
I've got enough power, Ron. It's my only chance.
I'm going to kill you.
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Oh, like what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this bullshit?
I mean you can just shoot her if she does this, but I don't...
No, the save isn't bugged.
I think this is like a full game thing.
Like in a full run, no, because I'm not using a manual save, right?
I'm going from the auto save.
I'm going from like...
Like this...
The save file actually affects this for some reason.
There might be a way to manipulate, though.
That's what I've cactus.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Insufficient power.
Reset the power distribution units on the lower floor.
This thing this is so annoying.
Maybe I should just shoot her though.
I should probably just shoot her, honestly.
Oh, she does stagger with the Rectangular.
It's almost like...
Hold on, I'm going to try this one more time.
I mean...
This is just a practice run anyways, she didn't spin.
Yeah, it might be because I picked up that ammo there.
I don't know, maybe picking the ammo there is a good idea.
You touch her, maybe it makes her spin.
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I'm so sorry.
I feel like you can basically grab that magnum ammo without losing any time anyways.
does he have to wait for her to like move?
I mean, being subbed shouldn't cause the loss of money.
I mean, being subbed shouldn't cause delay or anything.
Yeah, the Super Mario Sunshine intro is terrible, and also the thing about SMS is it took like
Fuckin' 15 years for them to add intros to this category as far as I know.
The shit is so jank.
I don't fuckin' know.
I feel like I should just fucking shoot her, man.
The shit is like...
I don't know, man.
It's so weird. It's so fucked.
I feel like she can just kill you so easily at this part.
You crouched last time, yeah.
But the thing is, she's not always...
She's not always going to the same...
She's not always going to the same spot.
No, no intro would have anything to do with this.
It's just, I don't know, I think you can actually make a save in this part, and it'll
affect her AI.
I'm not sure it's worth making a save though.
There is a strat to go 30 FPS to avoid the first hit, but you can also just get hit.
The thing is, it's kind of slow.
If I open the pause menu, you see how the timer keeps going, so if I change my FPS,
It's gonna take time.
I don't think you're going to be allowed to use third party tools to swap your FPS with
Quick, keep on.
It's insane how long she blocks you for here.
Does she go into the vent here or does she also just...
God, this shit is so janky. I feel like she wants to go...
Oh, this part is so weird, man.
He's got to be a way to get to the surface.
I'm sorry, I know it hurts.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
uh yeah I mean I probably should just shoot her
I just wanted to try to not shoot her
but you have the ammo to shoot her if you want so
probably just shoot her I think
Hmm.
Let's have Dara.
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Steveak
Thank you for the gift it's a bio
She's died already.
Power has been successfully destroyed.
Let's open the hatch. They need to hurry.
We're getting out of here.
Get out of here, or I'll kill you.
Come on!
Open!
that
there's like some way it's like the game is trying to aim assist me or something on that part it's so strange
Now you don't have to do the prompted shot.
So what's up, Bahru?
Yeah, my character doesn't want to hit the vitals.
All right.
Now we buy the gal.
Why is my inventory like this?
Is it because I picked up the green herbs?
Alright, we buy the gal, and we get ammo cap, and firepower on the shotgun I believe.
Alright, I think I'm also supposed to buy ammo here.
I think it's better to buy the shoddy ammo first.
Good morning, Red.
I just realized one of the autosplits didn't work.
I
Yeah, I'm supposed to use the gal on these.
Alright, now what?
It wasn't as efficient as it should have done.
That was okay.
Could have been better now.
You can kill him without even having to reload the shotgun.
Honestly dude, I'm just gonna turn off this fucking overlay.
It makes your FPS so terrible here.
Alright, let me get out of this way.
Grab the note, the box, and we buy more ammo.
I left the ladder.
I guess you want to grab that thing slightly from the side, I think.
At the location below parts, 1 o'clock in the morning.
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I'm sure this guy's not going to put on me, he's probably going to hit me here, oh.
Really?
I love how enemies just fucking like, ice armor you like that.
Crazy.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Alright, you actually want to go through this one.
Straight up.
Yeah, that's my bad. I should have shot that guy sooner.
We go left here.
this I feel like I'm I'm really surprised I didn't get bit there I got bit by that guy
I should shoot both of them.
You know what, I'm curious, if I reload checkpoint here, does it put me further forward?
Not sure, maybe.
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the
one
of the
one
of
the
So there are ghosts involved in this, too.
I love shooting there.
Makes that guy notice me or anything.
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death of
death of
death
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death
of
death
of
of
random girls going in there
random guy over here is
all this chainsaw lady is like
So good.
Fuck dude.
So slow.
Am I really not at the optimal range here?
I guess not.
Surprise.
What's in this box?
Well, there's shotgun ammo. I don't know if it's always shotgun ammo.
It might be because my ammo is low.
I have to go around this car.
And the performance in this area is so bad, I'm fucked up.
Oh yeah, we want to go the other way I think.
Thank you for the five bucks, Nixley.
Thank you for the gifted subs, Anonymous.
Okay, now we want to go over here.
that. I don't have a green herb. I wonder if I'm going to die. Am I going to die to
the mortar guys because I don't have a green herb here.
That fucking blows
Got about this guy
One of the parts should be just up here.
This is all fucked now.
I actually could have been okay there.
It just sucks that I only have one med-injector right now and I should have more than that.
Hold on.
i think it's still it might actually still be better to go
one of the parts should be just up here
I'm not going to get shot in my ass or anything.
fun we can actually you can reload the moment you get that and then we can just jump down
why is this mortar this mortar's not supposed to hit me
and stagger you though
it don't shoot it there because apparently you also get fucked
I think the mortar is gonna...
yeah
okay I guess you have to wait for the mortar
or like you don't have to but it depends when it shoots
this time it shot late so I...
can actually drop down
I think it's related.
That's all I've got.
There's been an increase in government surveillance.
Looks like my fan base is growing.
Something's never changed.
The teddy bear charm gives you 60% extra damage
if you're shooting from the correct range,
which is fucking broken if that isn't obvious enough.
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I'm actually a bit low on heals.
I don't think you would really want to grab this, but I'm going to.
Straight to the left.
I'm not sure how much the charm on the Sniper gives.
And the second half of this run is just...
I don't know, man.
It's... I really don't like the second half of the strung.
So I'm gonna buy the ammo capacity upgrade for the shotgun.
So I didn't...
That's the reason why.
What's up, Salad?
You have to tap so much for these fucking proms.
That's the cute burr guy.
I'm so confused. Did the gun guy get hit by that explosive? I guess he did, because he
got knocked down.
Let's find those dead air guns.
Pick up the relay.
Great job. Now to get through that gate.
Yeah. Just gotta figure out how to get down from here first.
Okay.
Yeah, just gotta figure out how to get down from here first.
through.
Apparently you don't even need to
loot that guy.
You might not realize.
Okay, I don't know people like I I do not I do not know how to do this part without
getting hit I've tried so many different lines and I just always like not always but a lot
By the time I just get grabbed, then I have absolutely no fucking idea why.
Yeah, I mean like, you can hug like super tight, but even then, I don't know, sometimes it doesn't work.
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gunpowder
where
You really need that.
Oh, this cycle is so tough.
I think it's fine.
Isn't there a med injector on the body?
Oh yeah, there is.
Oh my god.
My inventory is fucked.
Yeah, but I'm not sure. Do you even need that ammo?
I guess it depends, maybe.
How many deaths? Oh, I don't know. We lost, like, an hour in this round or something.
Also, Salad in the section with the three lights, it is so fucked up, like for AI in
Uh, wait, where do I go?
I just turn around.
That's even longer than planned.
I'm to AFK for 20 minutes straight.
Alright, should make it there in no time.
Just a few.
Are you gonna AFK?
I just mean the gameplay is like the gameplay for the next 20 minutes is extremely boring.
there's barely anything going on
I mean, I thought the section was alright on my first playthrough, but it's just...
Yeah, it's like the RE49 cart section.
Oh, you don't have the spear.
Yes, I should have killed the one. I think he's supposed to kill the one on the left first.
You actually get healed after this part, so taking damage doesn't really matter.
I think we lost a thousand credits though. That's being killed by that one dog.
Okay, seriously, I won't give up that easy.
Interesting, I was able to fire the SMG for a little bit there.
I can't believe it's still standing.
Let's reload, slow you down, I don't think so.
Go forward.
When does the cutscene trigger?
I wonder if you can hit the cutscene trigger from the inside.
I hope so.
I like RE5 a lot actually.
I think people are saying could Veronica's next though.
You need to understand.
Stay away! Stay away!
What was that?
This is just a practice run anyways, I don't fucking care man.
I'm not gonna lie chat this part single-handedly makes me not want to run this fucking game
like truthfully.
It is so fucking incredibly ass, like it is just so fucking stupid.
I want to look the left.
Epic.
the
I don't have time to deal with this.
This run is like incredibly bad anyways so might as well save ourselves the time.
Ashley's sections way longer. I don't think it is. And honestly Ashley's section is a
hundred times better. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's, Ashley's section
is way fucking better than this shit. Like the orphanage section is so brain dead it
actually hurts how how fuck changed like it is so bad
Okay, so we want to buy ammo capacity for the shotgun
Damage for the rifle
And I think that's it.
And ammo I guess.
And I hate how the like it moves the menu when you buy something.
I don't think I'm forgetting anything.
I think that's it.
feel like I have so much money oh wait we're also supposed to get ammo cap for
the rifle yeah damage ammo cap rifle ammo first shotgun there we go yeah that
looks good
Okay wait hold on I messed this up. I probably shouldn't retry but I mean again this run
scuffed anyways I don't really care
I was going to say, you should be dead after three shots here, about two shots, nice.
Okay, well I shouldn't have gotten hit there, but it's such a cool boss fight.
Um, I hate the game, no.
I definitely don't like this game as much as the other, there are a lot of game.
areas, but at least for speedrunning. I mean, I like the games a ton, casually. I mean,
I still thought the or even on my first playthrough, I thought the orphanage part was incredibly
Yeah, that's what...
Yeah, I don't know, Steampunk. I might...
I might go try to sleep a little bit after this run, so...
What's up, Andy?
I guess it's messed up.
I remember, is there a nade in here?
I don't know.
I think I saw you left something behind.
Yeah, there's no way to disable ads on Twitch.
You either run three minutes of ads an hour and then pre-roll ads are disabled or you
don't run ads and then they put pre-rolls.
So anybody, anybody new who comes to your stream just instantly leaves if they get an
ad.
Great.
I was supposed to parry that guy.
You can parry this guy and get through without getting hit at all, but I feel like it's kind of finicky.
I think you want to go more left.
I can always still get hit there.
I forgot I'm supposed to crouch there to avoid the shot.
This must be it.
Actually, I think I only want to do three stacked grenades, or maybe I can do four?
I don't know.
I'm going to do three for now, I can't remember.
I think we could save one grenade instead of using it on the spiders, we can just
shoot them with SMG. Also, I don't know if the hunt glitch is allowed in runs or not.
I'm getting the feeling I'm not once around here.
Uh, where was it?
I didn't die.
I can't remember exactly where I was aiming here.
I had like a setup for this.
It was...
Alright, it was right here.
Yeah.
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Do not leave the designated areas without authorization.
Please report your hand transmitting all information is strictly prohibited.
Basically, if you trigger that checkpoint,
Grace said it was banned.
I mean, has the- have people actually decided on that already?
So there is a Medinjector here.
I'll grab that.
Probably don't need it, but...
All right, so if I load this auto save now and go third person as Leon, did it not work?
Why is it not working?
It's not, it's not working.
Why is it not working?
You have to buy on the shop.
I don't think so.
Right, I don't understand.
Yeah, but I did restart from the auto-save.
No, they didn't patch this.
I have no idea why this isn't working.
Oh, yeah, I was also supposed to upgrade the axe anyways, but we might be cooked now.
I don't know if I can do the glitch anymore.
You have to be third person when making a save, no.
Okay, I think I'm also supposed to buy the case upgrade here.
well yeah I mean I know how the glitch works that's not the issue
problem is I don't think we're gonna get in
we're not gonna get another auto save
so I don't think we can do it anymore
you can upgrade and load the auto save but then you don't have the
you don't have the upgrade in the auto save though
Do you?
But it doesn't save it on the auto save does it?
How do you... what the... did I just load the... oh you mean load this one and just go?
Yeah, it works. I just have to run all the way back every time, which is not necessarily
what you want, but I didn't load the save here.
I'm not sure I understand that.
After the Naid room, you immediately go left
and upgrade and reload,
then you trigger hunk auto, then reload.
Oh, that works.
Because I could have sworn somebody tried that
and it didn't work.
Wait, after the Nade Room?
You mean like after the, like after the fight,
after all of the guards?
Like after you snipe them, the shield guy?
Okay.
Wait, so what do you do? You...
Go immediately left and upgrade and reload.
Oh right, because when you upgrade it makes an auto save, so then you load that auto save and then you hit chunk.
It's a
Where's the fucking mortal edge?
I don't know, they said you can just pick it up.
Wait, does it drop like in a weird spot?
In your supply box?
But people said you could...
People said you could pick it up.
Am I being fucking trolled?
Or do you have to buy it?
As I was told yesterday you can just pick it up, but...
Wait is it because I bought it with the bonus points?
Wait, can you buy it with the bonus points?
I don't even fucking know.
Yo Mitch, thank you for the raid.
Hold on, it just made an auto save. Wait, I'm curious.
Oh. Yeah, I bought it in my bonus contents and now I'm fucked and I have to replay the
entire game on casual.
Well, that is so fucking stupid.
now you can't toggle anything
No, you can't share save files for this game because they're tied to your steam ID.
Well, yeah, I mean, my run is really slow, I'm just trying to finish the run for practice.
I mean, we lost an enormous amount of time in the care center, because I was just testing
strats on this run.
I just wanted to go through the whole thing, though, for practice purposes.
I forgot to look down again.
Hey, Dane, thank you for the sub, man.
Oh, I forgot to grab the other knife. Actually, wait, we don't need the other knife, I don't think.
Should only need one.
If I make a save here, it's gonna like mess up AI.
There's a save editor on Nexus mods.
Yeah, maybe I could use...
I don't know, maybe I could...
Because if I could just use a cheat table
to instant unlock in sanity mode,
then we would be fine.
Alright, Neon.
Be careful.
You'd still need the charms that God this game and I guess I'm dead that's cool never had
this guy kill me there before I guess my pathing my line was bad or something I don't know
my line wasn't perfect I just didn't think it never seen that happen before
yeah thanks again for the thanks again for the raid Mitch did Mitch finish
R E 9 by the way
I almost forgot to look away.
I was surprised I didn't die there.
I almost got stuck on him and I would've died.
I also don't think I'd need
where the slicker is like
going hard on me.
I need to get going too.
this liquor won't instantly kill me this time, right?
One shot stagger.
That looks really not good.
I think staggering that guy in one shot actually just made me die
because I staggered that guy in one shot he was closer to the door and because he
was closer to the door he made it into the room with me and he bit me much
earlier than I should know. Basically the strat there is to just use a knife
like you just tank a grab and you just use a knife but the problem is if you
You need to get grabbed, like, at the doorway, because if you get grabbed, you get grabbed
so early like that you just can't make it.
If I took a backbite there, I might have been okay though.
I don't know, maybe I should grab the second knife, just in case.
And us, thank you for the Prime Sub.
Maybe I should grab the second knife just in case that
What happens? I don't know.
The problem is I have...
Well, it's because I guess like if I have an injector in my inventory...
I don't want to grab the herb, but if I don't have the injector, then I do want to grab the herb.
Well, I don't need any of these key items, but it wastes time to go into your inventory and throw them away.
and discard something while you're in the elevator after the three switches in the section
with the girl.
Yeah, but when you open your inventory, the game pauses.
Yeah, you get one of the knives in the basement when you distract the big girl with the bottle.
I actually think that one shot stagger fucked me, like it should be fine now.
I thought I was going to get grabbed there.
I got stuck for a little while, it's kind of scary.
pace. Yeah, after you use a knife in this game, enemies go AFK for a few seconds.
Don't know I mean the thing is the chance of you critting that guy and stunning him in one shot
It's really unlikely
But at the same time
You can run past that guy sometimes
Time to walk fucking two miles an hour
It's my HP wait are you saying because I'm at full health
Well, I was at full.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get through this part.
Actually, wait, I have an upgrade here.
That's a good sound spot to kill me.
No, I just picked up the green urbane.
Or do you mean after the knife grab or what are you talking about?
Well, yeah, I still have the medical injector from the light switch section.
I feel like that guy was always blocking me though.
Oh, okay, that's cool.
Oh shit, you gotta be kidding me.
That makes you get grabbed if you get caught on the liquor.
How do you not get caught on the liquor though?
I feel like he always blocks you if you're kind of dead.
This must be the room.
Spicy parry.
That's not... wait what?
What are you even talking about?
We're talking about is the grace on the grace section.
of
the
death
of
see. There's an injector there. There's also two mag ammo here, but I don't...
Well, I don't think we really need it.
Security threat detected.
Suck out. In effect, all of the operation required.
Warning, all of the confirmed hot lockdowns are available.
Memory corrupt. Self-repair function.
Yeah, that strap there works really, really well.
to break that box while waiting for the elevator yeah true I should probably break the boxes
in there.
I know some of the auto splits are like not working. I'm not sure why.
Well actually maybe it's fine. Maybe the end of refining is after you get to the door here.
I don't know.
Thank you for the subs, everybody.
It's the Autospitter public.
Uh, no.
I had to ask somebody for it.
And I...
Is there a duffel bag?
No, I don't think so.
Ah, okay.
No, it's not Dara.
You're using the wrong gong streamer.
I played this game before.
is my hope
the blind hope
Hey, Leica, thank you for the 113 months.
Okay.
Thank you, man.
This is it.
Spencer's vision lifts through me.
I will shoot you.
I'm trying to hit perfect parry here because apparently if you perfect parry him you get
like a bigger punish window
I don't have the fucking
Sashler devices must be made!
Hold on, I'm curious.
What's his health at?
My mind is no chair, got up so much.
Stay in your kitchen in a minute.
Cool.
You didn't drop the RPG for some reason.
Hold on, you can strafe when he does that follow-up.
Honestly, I wonder if it's actually worth face-tanking on this fight.
I'm kind of curious, because like, you get more shots in if you've just tanked.
And how many more of us have died?
Sacrifices must be made!
Not to me, but I swear that I know how to protect those lives.
Oh, see.
Did you read?
Did you get a limit?
Wasn't it?
No.
And then at the start of this fight, we move forward a tiny bit.
I'm playing right here.
and
and I think I threw it too much to the left
That didn't... okay, I... I don't remember how I got there, but I don't know how to get there.
I don't know how to get there, but I don't know how to get there.
I don't remember how I was doing the second throw.
of
I'm not going to let you down.
Yes, son.
You ain't getting back up.
There you go.
Chris.
Chris, where are you?
Sherry.
Sherry, come in.
Sherry.
Shit.
Chris!
Chris, I'm on.
Fuck.
Chris.
Chris.
We need to get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's get you out of here.
There's no way out, mister.
Oh, I'm not gonna leave your side.
I'm gonna sit right here, will ya.
Alright.
You're watching, sorry.
you're watching sorry and sherry's okay everybody's saved the end
And me, yeah, uh, she's doing great.
I'm actually teaching her how to read.
Grace!
Grace!
Where's that report?
Sorry. Uh, leave me. Gotta go. Catch up soon.
I'm gonna be hard to get a full run without dying. I don't think it's that bad. There's
There's just a few memes that I don't understand that can happen.
I mean, RE4 speedrunner is way better than this.
and
the auto spitter broke on like multiple spots for some reason I don't know why exactly
Hey, Babu. Thank you for the gift, you son.
I mean, like, sub two hours is like a good run in this. At least if you're doing the
full game. Well, you can definitely get more than, like, I don't know what I get. Like,
A really good run is with the intro included.
Maybe like
one fifty
four
one.
One thirty one forty now this game is long as fuck.
Uh, this is just, it's just an auto, it's not public QTT.
I guess probably because they're still figuring everything out.
I mean, I could send it to you if you want.
Yeah, he got a 150, but that's also with no intro, so he got like a 157, actually.
and
and
I don't know if I have you on Discord, oh no I do.
All right, I sent it to you QTT.
Also the thing is chat it's actually fucked because like I can't even do proper runs because
Because I have this fucking axe.
I have to delete my save data and do a whole other casual run.
Maybe we could, I don't know, we could like use cheat engine to give ourselves infinite
health and just like 5x speed through the game or something.
I guess, I don't know.
Infinite ammo.
Cheat engine or something.
I don't know if you can remove this stuff from the save to zero.
I don't know if there's tools for that yet.
Yeah, it's really stupid you can't disable these bonuses.
Should really just be like a toggle on or off.
I'm not sure, poke.
I can't really do runs because of this whole shit.
So for those who don't know, um, so this axe, the mortal edge, drops.
When you kill Hunk, he drops this axe.
But the thing is, if you buy it, then it is available from the start of the game in
your item box.
25,000 for it, but Hunk will no longer drop the axe. Even if you don't buy it, he will
not, he, he will never drop the axe again. So if you bought this, you have to re, you
you have to reset all your saved data.
You haven't bought it, and he doesn't drop it anymore for you?
really? I mean the thing is technically you don't need the hatchet but the problem is like
the strat for the final boss for Victor is to just parry him and when your axe breaks you
have to repair it. If you don't have the second axe you have to repair the main one
And when you, repairing it in that fight is just like a time loss, because
Uh, yeah, if you, if you have to repair it, if you have to repair the thing, you're basically just going to get hit by the boss.
So
It's so scuffed, man.
Why not equip Mortal Edge from the start?
Because you can't.
It costs 25,000 fucking credits and that if you buy it from the start then that's considered
new game plus is using bonus content.
Yeah, honestly, I don't think that the blood collector upgrade has any impact on the speedrun whatsoever, at least with the current routing.
like it literally doesn't matter at all but uh what if you buy it before the
hung fight then you're using bone then you're using bonus weapons
No, you can't copy other people's saved data that's tied to your Steam ID.
I don't hate the speedrun.
This isn't my favorite resneevil run, though.
Yeah, apparently there's like a save editor tool.
Let me see.
RE9 editor.
of
Yeah, it's all really scuffed.
I can't do another...I mean, I can't...I have to do another casual playthrough to fix my
save files.
Oh, actually wait, hold on, we might be saved chat.
Apparently there is a program to re-sign save data.
hold on trying to figure this out gonna have to give me a minute chat
you post the github link for what
Apparently there is a program called Mandarin Juice which you can use to edit
save files or re-sign save files which I'm trying to use. I figure out how it works.
I think I know how this works.
All right, hold on, okay, Resident Evil 9 Requiem, input folder pass.
you
you
It's my work chat, hold on. Hold your horses.
you
Okay, let's see if it works.
of
that's so weird because they feel like
of
No, I can't choose insanity.
I'm going to assign somebody else's saved data to mine, the uh...
A boat into insanity? Yeah, I still have...
Problem is, I don't have any of the charms now.
of
That's the only way...
Oh, you know, I think the issue is that I don't know if I used the 64-bit Steam ID.
I'm gonna need somebody else to send me their save data though.
The problem is I don't know...
I wonder if salad is around.
Is your save data OK, Ayn?
Or is yours cooked as well?
You don't have any of the bonus stuff unlocked,
and you have like the charms and everything.
OK.
Yeah, if you could send me your save data.
That would be cool.
It's in long nice
I sent you on discord
My save crop no my save is just my save is just fucked up
of
Oh wait, do you have the 100 saves modding?
Well, I guess it shouldn't matter.
Alright Chad, I'm just trying to get all this to work.
This is gonna be a lot faster than actually playing through the entire game and picking up all the fucking bullshit again, so...
Uh, okay, all right, I've got, sorry, I have like so many fucking windows open right now.
It's...
Fusing me.
Okay, so open this again.
Alright, RE9 Requiem, set the folder path.
Invalid input folder path. Oh wait, did I not extract the file? I didn't.
Hey.
All right. Resign all. Done.
Okay. Now we go back to my folder,
and we copy the new save data.
All right. Moment of truth.
Does it work? It should work now because I'm
using the correct Steam ID.
I don't know, it's still giving me first time initialization,
so I'm kind of concerned.
I
Bro, why is it not working? I don't understand
Unless maybe I'm not
Hold on may I maybe I know why
What happened well, okay, all right, do you know how the program works rub rob because when I
When I re-signed the save files
Does it output it? Oh wait, it does output it in a folder. Okay, wait, hold on.
All right, I think it should work, Chad. I just messed up, because the first time I did it,
it didn't output it into a folder, but this time it did. So, okay, I had a feeling I
might have messed something up. Hold on, we might be okay.
Well, I don't really care about having the save files. I just want the correct bonus
data. I think it'll, I'm pretty sure it's gonna work this time. It's working. It's working.
Nothing unlocked. Wait. Oh no, he has some stuff unlocked, but not stuff that matters as far as I
I can tell doesn't have the mortal edge or the mod it worked fog oh my god
Those unlocks are because you're trying to menu in the mouse hovers or so for the special content.
That's funny.
Back up the save. I mean, there's like a million different people that I could ask to send the save data. It's not really that big of a deal.
Yeah, some some of these I don't have I don't have all the save data that ain't had because I
Didn't have these other slots. I have the mod now for like it gives you like a hundred save slots
How important is FPS on this game, I don't really know
There is one spot where if your FPS isn't high enough a zombie will scripted grab you
Like, after you finish the sniping section, after you finish the sniping section and you
climb over the railing and you headstomp the zombie, there's a zombie that's right next
to this fire barrel.
And if your FPS isn't high enough, he'll grab you.
If you have high FPS though, you can just run past him.
So that's the only thing I know of though.
But I mean it's possible that like, I mean I don't know how the game functions.
You might actually lose time if you're not like, if your FPS is unstable or like low
FPS. I don't actually know. Did I get the Shrek chunk mod? No. Is an FPS on chunks like
also thing. Yeah, but like if your PC can only run the game at 30 FPS you are basically
incapable of speedrunning the game. At least opt like for a good time. Yeah, have a good
I mean 30 FPS is just terrible chat, like inputs are just so scuffed, it's just the
game feels, the game feels so bad on 30 FPS.
Yeah, I don't I don't know, Matt. I don't I don't think anybody really knows the implications of FPS at this point.
It's just that one zombie thing that I know of.
What's up Tyler?
Am I going to try another round? I don't know man. I should probably go try to sleep like a few more hours.
To be honest, so I don't completely fuck over my schedule.
ends up sleeping 10 hours. Maybe, I don't think so though. Yeah, thanks, thanks for sending
the saved data, Aain. Thank you, dude. You saved me a lot of time. That's so nice that
that you can actually transfer saved data now.
Like, because the funny thing is
I'm pretty sure I tried this tool.
I tried to use this tool before,
but it wasn't updated for Resneval 9 yet.
Screaming lady near the corrosive is more aggressive
and will jump on you more consistently.
Hmm, that's weird.
How long will it take for me to start using Gooner mods? You can't even use Gooner mods in this game, at least not speedrunning.
Because in third, like dude, in third person the movement in this game is so bad.
I could still use them in marathons though.
Yeah, if you're going for like an optimal time you have to do first person, you have
to do first person for both. It's just it saves so much time. I still can't believe they're
scrapping full runs and only allowing no intro. I mean that's just what I've heard. Maybe
they'll change that it is it is still crazy to me that like the leaderboards aren't even open and it's just like
fuck full game I guess.
I don't know the thing is the run is two hours already or like an hour and 50 minutes so I don't
know what is an extra seven minutes I mean I guess it makes resets more painful but
It is what it is, seven minutes is all I can spare.
I'm not, this is not a normal stream time for me at all.
I just kind of fucked up my schedule
a little bit last night, so I don't know.
I think I'm gonna call it here chat
and maybe go try to sleep for a few more hours
and then I'll be back and we'll do some runs
and like the afternoon.
Because the thing is I have a sponsor today as well, so I don't know, I kind of want to
take a break and go get some, go get a little bit of rest and come back and then we could
do some more runs and then do my sponsor later.
No, it's not Meri, I don't actually have Marathon.
It's a sponsor for a game called Cromleck.
It's like a Soulslike or something.
I don't know.
The reviews are looking a little sussy.
But most of the bad reviews from what I can tell is people saying the game is too hard.
I don't know you like re9 compared to re4 for speedrunning
no not really I don't think the speedrun for this game is that good
and it pains me to say it because like I don't know I like the game a lot casually but
Like it doesn't mean that I'm I mean, I'm not going to
like I'm still going to run the game, but.
I don't really like this run that much, to be honest.
It's OK. I think I honestly I think that the.
Like the care center is the best part of the game.
It just feels like such.
I don't know, it just, it feels good.
Like there's, it just, it feels like a Resident Evil game in the care center.
I just, I really don't like, I really don't like the Raccoon City section as Leon.
And the bosses in this game are just kind of disappointing.
From like a speedrun perspective, and honestly, even just casually too.
But. Yeah.
Sorry, I don't mean to be a downer.
Like if you if you love the game or whatever, I'm sorry.
I still like the game a lot.
I mean, I really enjoyed my casual play through.
I don't know if I'm going to run this game for super long, though.
But we'll see. Maybe maybe I'll.
Maybe if I give it more time, I'll enjoy it more.
Well, you know, the funny thing is though, Chad, like this, I'm pretty sure isn't already nine, like the highest reviewed resident evil game.
Like, most people really, really like the game, and I mean, I also like it a lot casually.
I'm more so speaking from like a, I don't know, just speedrun.
I don't think the speedrun for this game is that great.
Just a lot of like, sections where there's not much tech or really much going on.
RE4 Remake was a super fun run. That run had so much, like, there was just so many strats
and so many, uh, Resident 4 Remake was so good. Like, casually and as a speed run and
also with the randomizer is so good. Speedrun friendly doesn't speak for the quality of game.
Yeah. And I mean, I'm not, I'm not saying that the game is bad by any means. I just think it's kind
kind of a bad speed run.
I don't know this game like doing pulling off the strats and stuff in this game just isn't satisfying like some of them are there's a few sections that are fun speed run wise, but a lot of the sections are just so
kind of sleeper.
Alright, anyways chat, I'm fucking yapping.
Thank you all for watching guys.
I'm gonna maybe find some of your raid.
Well, when I come back later today, chat, we will try some more runs and then we'll
do that sponsor later in the evening.
I mean, I still want to run this game until I at least get a decent deathless run or something.
I don't know if this is a game that I'm going to want to grind super hard, though.
I mean, I've never really been the type that wants to grind a game super hard, regardless.
But, I don't know, just take it a day at a time.
All right, I'm gonna give a raid.
Also thank you for all the subs guys.
There's been a lot of subs today.
It's kind of hard for me to keep up with the subs
when I'm focusing on the game and everything.
But yeah, thank you so much everybody.
I do want to get back to the Dark Souls rando. Also, I was looking there's apparently there's
like this resident evil to remake mod that makes the game like changes the progression
of the game completely. And apparently it makes the game like two or three times longer.
I don't know that sounds kind of cool. I kind of want to check that out as well.
But that's something I'll do down the line, not going to do that yet.
I am definitely not done with RE9 yet.
I'm, I still want to, you know, keep, all right, I'm, I'm, I'm yapping and yapping
and I'm never going to stop.
I'm going to give them.
I'm going to give a raid to this guy named, uh,
I'm going to give a raid to this guy named, uh,
I'm going to give a raid to this guy named, damn it, I hate when there's like multiple
people that I want to raid and I can't decide who.
Yeah, I'm going to give Tray a rate.
He's doing some speed runs of RE9 as well, chap.
He goes ahead and Tray.
Yeah, thanks for watching everybody.
I'm going to go get some rest.
We'll come back refreshed and try some more runs.
And we have the proper save data now too, so that's nice.
All right, good night everybody.
Oh, in save file has music turned off.
Oh, yeah, I might have to fix the sensitivity potentially if it's higher, I don't even remember
where the fucking sense oh yeah it's in here
all right good night everybody