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The first one is a big one, but it's a bit different.
Maybe it's a good idea to have the last one.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'll give it a try.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'll give it a try.
I'll give it a try.
It's part of so incredibly cringe.
Seeker sent me a video of like a strat here and it's not working at all.
I
Maybe it's really my save file
I'm looking down.
That time it actually worked. I don't know what I did different than that.
That's what we want.
But...
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the top of the game, but I'm going to
be able to get to the top of the game.
Okay, but then this guy bites me in the back and it's like why?
He had to be dead there.
This part is so fucking lame.
I don't know if I'm going to do this strat, I just wanted to try it at least.
Maybe I'm aiming, you actually have to aim like later, I think I'm aiming too early.
It's like Decepticons.
I'm never gonna fucking finish her I'm doing all these stupid ass strats dude.
It's hard to tell like.
It's hard to tell what gives you the side grab angle here.
Like I think that's the, that's the scariest part about this is like, it's like knowing
the angle.
more left.
See, but then he backbites me this time, and it's like, why am I getting backbittin'?
MYSTERY
I dunno, I wonder if the zombie is like RNG, or maybe I just need to find the right
I'm on the right angle or something.
works
It's like sometimes it works, but the problem is if he bites you in the back
Actually, if he bites you in the back, I guess it's still fine.
I mean, you shouldn't get hit by anything else.
You might get hit through the window when you're climbing through it I guess.
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Yeah, it was so windy the other day, Kyle.
I woke up, I was like, is there a fucking tornado outside or something?
see but then I do a strafing angle and then like what does that grab he sends me fucking
completely in the wrong direction my god the fucking camera is so disorienting
there too. Like that's good, it's just if his fucking grab sends me in the wrong direction
I'm not sure about that.
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Are there even... I feel like there's barely any female zombies in this game in the first place.
They're like all dudes for some reason.
I don't know why this happens, but I feel like it's just RNG.
and sometimes you just get fucking... you get fucked.
Maybe my wine was bad, but...
Yeah, so it feels like it's just a really rare RNG pattern where...
sometimes you just get screwed there.
This sucks.
OK, I'd be fine.
I don't want to give me a...
Oh.
Oh.
I don't want to give you a...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
I'd be fine.
And the strat seems all right.
What's up, Spacey?
Well, I mean, why would you use the fire extinguisher?
I mean are you are you watching the stream the thing is it takes a long
Long time to pick up.
This is great.
It's kind of solved.
Yeah, I saw the way you were doing it, spicy.
I guess the only downside, the way you're doing it,
is that you don't get rid of the green herb
by getting hit.
It grabbed by the ID band guy.
Oh, yeah, no, no, I'm not talking about the gate spicy.
I'm talking about, you know how you pick up the green herb
to skip the dialogue on the door?
But then the green herb is like stuck in your inventory.
The thing is, you can skip using the item box completely.
That guy grabs you, you can use the herb.
I don't understand.
Are we on the same page?
I feel like we're...
Oh, okay. No, I understand. I think I understand.
So while you're picking up the green herb after the gate spicy is that what you're talking about?
No, there's some herbs you can pick up, Sal.
I'm just trying to understand what you're talking about, Spicy.
So you're getting hit by the gate, you're getting bit by the gate guy,
then you're grabbing the herb and you're running through care center with 200 health,
health, and then you're using the greener about Emily to get to 400?
Oh, okay.
Well, so like the thing is, I guess like with the cancer basement strats, you got
You get hit when you're going through the gate, which then allows you to use that greener, but the Emily section.
Yeah, I guess if you're getting bit by the gate guy, then you can do that too.
I don't know why, but I never, I like never get bit by the gate guy.
Maybe my game is just...
Are you getting hit by the pale head or the blister head in the MLA section?
Yeah, that's kind of what I figured.
I don't know, I'm kind of tempted to just keep doing the cancer basement strats because
it is faster than using the bottle anyways.
But if I keep losing runs to it, I'll probably switch to the easier strats even though it's
I mean, it's just a little slower.
And do you know Bottle with this way too?
Anya?
First time chatter, come on, play around.
Last time chatter.
Oh, you just run past her because she does the roar.
Yeah, that seems way more comfy.
And all of this happens because you shoot her the first time you see her, right?
Like that's the only difference.
All right, let me and I really should have made a save file at the start of this section
Also this save file I have is like what is this save file?
I don't even know what this save is
So your gun blooms and misses her.
Can you not just shoot a second time?
Or does that?
Yeah, if you missed the first shot, is that?
Well, so if she starts roaring, then I'm gonna have to do my old strat, I guess, basically.
Oh, man. I don't know if I have a good save file, man. Fuck.
Also, I just realized, I realized earlier, you can actually, well, I guess you still need
to use the Med Injector. You could also probably set up your health on this guy, potentially.
That's kind of awkward though.
I need some time because I know you can break this thing in two shots.
Yeah, the problem is I always have the fucking med-injector here.
You can actually get hit by the forklift at its final animation, though.
Maybe I should do that.
I don't know why I'm calling it a fucking forklift, because it's not a forklift, but...
I'm not sure if it loses your time though.
Yeah, you can get hit when this thing falls down, you can get hit, but I don't it might
lose you time.
I'm not sure.
I need the beak.
I need to be closer.
I wanna see if I can get hit by this.
I think it loses time though.
Okay, I don't know. Dude, I got hit by this thing before. And whatever, I'm not gonna...
I don't know. I got hit by this thing before, but it's not a... not working anymore.
Because I remember I did one run and I got hit by that thing as it like fell down and
And I was like, damn, this is bullshit.
Weird.
Alright, I want to test the basement then for a little bit and most basement practice.
Also, I had no idea that I was losing a second here.
I actually have been meaning to test this because I was like pretty sure you could
do it, but...
I didn't know that you could just grab the lock pick from there.
I had a feeling you probably could grab it around the corner.
Does that work if you- does it matter if you break the box?
does. Oh shit lady. That's not all you want. Do I even have the wrench?
And do I have a save file I can use here?
Like dude, what is this fucking save?
What even is this?
This is such an old save, man.
Fuck.
I just want to practice the basement, but the problem is I can't practice the basement
Because that well I could I could load this
Really fucked up not making saved the other night
I have to take the chat. Oh, maybe it's this one. I think this one works actually. It's
just kind of scuffed. So I have like a million fucking ammo on the requiem because I've heard
and there's like a bunch of blisterheads that fucking spawn here. We can use this though,
I guess.
and
I forgot to suck the bucket
I'm just gonna kill this guy.
Jesus.
I'm going to make a save file before the basement this time, I'm not going to fucking
forget.
Oh yeah, this shotgun isn't set up right either.
My save files are so scuffed, man.
Yeah, Spicey, I don't know if you're still here, but did you do the gal strat in your
run or no?
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so what you don't buy ammo ever salad and a single time
What the fuck is she doing?
Sounds kinda sus.
Are you like looting any boxes to like get more ammo?
Bro.
What the fuck is that?
What is that 10-year animation?
He actually still died.
The thing is buying ammo in this game is incredibly fucking slow.
it is so fucking bitty. Oh yeah, let me make a save. Thank you for reminding me.
Well, good Mr. X fight is only 34 ammo.
Maybe even less.
be like 32 or 33 if it's like perfect.
Not sure if I should grab the scrap first.
Are you gonna kill me now?
Oh yeah, sure you're gonna kill me now.
I think you have to grab the scrap first.
Yeah, we're gonna try some runs today.
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flashlight away makes that bus smaller.
Hang on.
Well, the body bag strat isn't...
Dude, I don't know.
Every time I time the body bag strat, I feel like I get different numbers and it just confuses
me.
I don't...
The body bag skip isn't even...
It's not even faster, is it?
Okay, so now she roars and then you still do the door grab, right?
Oh, wait, how does this work?
Is going in the door still make her AI not chase you?
I guess so.
I can just fucking run past her.
easy. But I guess I have to do the power first.
I mean you have to like wait for the power to go off. Yes.
Before you put in the key.
All right. Well, yeah, that's nice.
This seems super free.
Maybe I'll actually fucking finish a run today.
I don't think you can do the key first. I think she'll kill you.
kill you. You're not going to dodge, you don't have to do the dodge. That's the whole point
of doing it this way.
I mean, I think I lost like three runs that were on really good pace yesterday, all to
the same exact fucking spot to her grabbing me.
We easily could have gotten like a 145 if maybe not easily, but like we had multiple
runs that were on like 145, even 144 pace. And then I fucking get grabbed and I lose my
run. And that's like that, you know, like you reset there. And then on top of that, you're
also resetting the bullshit in the care center. So it's just, it's, I don't know, it's just
you like never fucking get a run going. To be fair, I didn't practice the grab
beta enough, which is why I was dying, but still. That's all I did wrong, right? So you
just have to wait for the lights to turn on to like stunner before you go to the key,
I assume. Maybe I can check the video again.
Let me just double check. Yeah, he's waiting. You just wait and then you do it. Okay. Seems
pretty free. Actually not going to die in the basement now, Pog. Well, maybe I'll die
doing the fence skip but I don't know the fence skip has been really consistent for me
hopefully i'm not jinxing it but
that part made me so anxious genuinely
I don't know I don't know if I want to do the new strat here or not
this shit is fucking like I swear the shit is RNG like maybe my line is bad
but I it's so fucking stupid man it doesn't happen that often like I can
practice it and not get grabbed like 20 times in a row and then just randomly he
grabs me. I don't know. I thought I had a strat here, but...
I'm third person movement so us.
All right, you don't want to aim right away there.
Oh
Yeah, you don't want to aim yet.
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
So that's a trance.
speedster tech. No, I'm just cheating. Yeah, I saw trans. You know, it's funny trans because
I was like, I tested because Seeker sent me the video of him shooting her at the start.
He sent me the video of him shooting her at the start.
But then when I tried to dodge at the forklift, she just roared at me.
So I was like, oh, this is fucked.
You can't do the grab strat.
But you can just run past her, which I'm I'm sure you know that at this point.
But you can just fucking run past her.
And it's fine.
It's over complicating things for no reason.
You can just walk past her, yeah.
here I can show you. I knew this yesterday man I probably would have gotten a PB. I lost
So many runs in the basement yesterday.
This is insane.
What is this under the hospital?
Yeah, you should are there so she doesn't roar
This guy got to fucking get me.
It's just because of Speedhack.
I'll grab the thing.
Let's do it.
So yeah, you do the fence skip and then she roars at you and then she's gonna roar here
but you just need to go in the doorway, which makes her leave.
What's important about her roar is that she alternates between roaring and...
And like not roaring I think or I believe that's kind of the idea
Yeah, anyways this part up up ahead now trance is just completely free
Do you just run past her she roars
Wait for the power that's it
I don't want to fucking hear that don't fucking say that.
Thank you.
He only does that if you're too close to her.
I mean, how could you even be too close to her?
All I'm doing is holding W anyways.
I mean, I guess maybe if you have like a really, really good line or something.
Okay, Kraken, thank you for the two months.
Well, it turns out the body bag skip doesn't even like save time chat.
I'm curious if I make a save file here.
Does it reset the body bags?
I think it does.
Maybe?
I'm not sure.
I don't know if this is correct.
I don't think that's correct.
whatever. I just I saw on your run you were able to like push through the body bags or
or something spicy.
You go on the left side.
I feel like with that pushing through the left side strap,
then the body bag skip is like 100% slower.
I could have sworn I timed it and it was five seconds slower.
Are you sure you're not just moving too fast, spicy?
I'm waiting till the flashlight.
Oh, really spicy.
Yeah, it's weird.
I could have sworn though the skip is not I feel like the skip loses you time dude
I wish I had a I mean I guess I can
hold on I want to time this
could have sworn the skip was slower
I mean if you say it's the same then maybe I've missed time to
the skip yeah not it's not really anything crazy but
It's just this section that sucks to practice chat everything else is honestly fine
For the most part
my opinion
I might die here, I don't know, the movement was super scuffed.
I don't know why this is so consistent for me, because it's so weird because I was trying
this stupid fence skip so much before.
I would wait for the right animation queue, I would do all these specific setups and
it just wouldn't fucking work and now I just fucking shoot and I just go for it
and it just works every time.
But I don't get it.
I don't fucking get it, dude.
I guess the only annoying thing about this is I need to get rid of that green herb somehow.
Because I'm not getting hit when I go through the fence.
So.
I really don't want to have to go into my inventory and discard it.
Alright, I'm making a save before the body bags move.
Let me time the body bag skip
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Now, I could have sworn when I saw you do it, especially it was like 35 seconds.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I think it might depend on getting the fast cycle here though.
Yeah, this shit is, it's so annoying though if you don't get the fast cycle, that's like
the fucking problem with this stupid strut.
I don't know.
Did you get in front of this bag?
Because you were like, pushed up further, but I don't know.
and this at this point it was like 41 but
hmm
You got in front of this first bag, I don't know how you did it though.
I guess I just need to be faster.
I guess even if you're, you know, maybe, maybe when I compared the timing you did, you used
like the speed up tool or something and I didn't realize.
All right, I guess I'll just do the body bag skip.
It's easier without the flashlight, do I have the flashlight on?
I feel like that's puppy in there, maybe it's not.
Let's see.
and
I don't know. I'm just going to do the body back skip I guess.
I've had some good runs going chat. I just lost them to the basement because of the cancer
strap.
What's up, steampunk?
I'm kind of curious about buying no ammo for the shotgun or the rifle.
seems quite cur- like I'm trying to think how much ammo I buy normally because I
buy I buy six at sniper section six at BSA a camp no six that sniper six at
start of raccoon city six at BSA a camp and six before mr. X so that's 24 ammo
I've been buying. I feel like there's no way I have enough fucking ammo if I don't buy any.
I mean maybe we could just try to finish a run no matter what happens and try to do that
Just see how it goes.
Because I mean I guess if you're not buying ammo,
some of the boxes might drop more.
I mean, the thing is, though, you would probably save like 15 seconds not buying ammo.
His buying ammo is really slow.
Yeah, they made buying ammo so painfully slow, spicy.
It's kind of criminal how fucking bad it is.
I mean, we could try a run and buy no ammo and see how it goes.
I think we're gonna get fucked, but I guess we could try.
I think it's like every time you buy ammo I'm pretty sure it's at least like five seconds.
even a little bit more because each ammo purchase is like a full second waiting for the fucking
slider.
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Yeah, it does save you money.
Our basement should be completely free now
The only thing I'm annoyed about is the fucking green herb in my inventory at the Emily section.
I don't know how I'm going to get rid of that.
Maybe I could get hit by the bulldozer twice, but that seems kind of stuffed.
Oops.
Experimental therapies.
It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a local file due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
what what do you what do you fucking mean why are you swinging the axe
Thanks, brother man.
This game is so fucking stupid.
I should just keep going, dude. I don't know. I'm so triggered.
That shit is so stupid.
It's actually unbelievable.
I really shouldn't reset so much considering I have so much time to save still.
Should just try to focus on getting a run going.
What's up, Bane?
I saved
I saved 1.6 on this split before and I have no idea how I did it.
I think she's gonna spawn me.
I guess I turned too late.
I turned in too early.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how I saved a full half-second here before.
It's not a big deal. I just don't understand.
Maybe I rotated the screwdriver.
like maybe i rotated the toolbox like super well or something all right we
should be fine now
like maybe the toolbox was like angled in a way where it took less time to
open or something
It's not a mod, it's just a save file.
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Experimental therapies.
Yes. It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
There's some other shrouds, so it's okay.
I'm gonna try not to just fucking spam resets today and actually just try to get a run going.
Surely the chainsaw won't fly in the game.
It was okay.
Maybe a few seconds faster here, but...
Let's not worry about the super small stuff right now.
Let's just try to focus on actually getting runs going and not just spamming resets.
I think there's a lot of golds we can get in the late game still too.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Alright.
I think Starra.
Oh
I'll never do.
at least it was a side grab.
It's fine.
What if I can get out?
I lost time, Eric, because I grabbed the bag first.
I don't know if it actually matters which order you do it
Now I'm gonna get a fake gold though
It's good shot.
That was a pretty bad start, but let's just keep going to be positive
Oh, what the fuck does he mean, destiny?
and
Yeah, I think that's a good one.
Yeah, I think that's a good one.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I was literally just doing a run, you know what?
You're not even following me, just fuck, go fuck yourself.
and what are these fucking giga shit save files on like
I don't know why this is sometimes failing me this dodge.
It's annoying though because like something is weird with this guy's AI where if I throw
the bottle, if I throw the bottle and then go out to the left he just runs up to me
me and tries to grab me for some reason.
It's like it's a lot easier if you just bait his grab to the left, but...
I thought you said you could wait in the doorway?
I mean that is what I said and then I did it last run and I died so I don't know man.
I just so tired of fucking practicing this game to be completely honest like when I actually
do runs but then I die to something and I'm like why did that happen? I don't know I guess
So I'll practice this strat again.
You have to be s- I'm gonna get grabbed by this fucking guy now.
For sure.
Okay, it's per CAC.
Oh, Jesus.
Anyways...
the
Sorry, I've just, I've got a bit of a headache so I probably shouldn't stream too long today.
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Like I want to do runs but
See the problem is if I go out like here
Well, see that time it worked. Okay, dude, I don't know what's going on with this guy because
Every single time that I like the reason I'm standing I'm standing in the doorway there
Is because every time I would go out to the left like that
He would fucking it like he wouldn't charge you just try to grab me
What the fuck doesn't mean
Honestly just I'm just trying not to die
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I swear this fucking game has a mind of its own.
This never would, this was never working for me before.
This is faster too.
This is like two or three seconds faster than what I was doing.
Staying in the doorway there is slow as fuck.
It might have actually, this might be on a scuff though.
It's just, it's working now.
Why is it?
Oh, you know what, wait, I think this was when my FPS wasn't stable chat, but it wasn't
working anymore. It wasn't working for me because my FPS wasn't stable.
That's so much, dude, I'm not I've I've legitimately been losing like three seconds
here, like two or three seconds.
Because my FPS was unstable and made me think I couldn't do a strat.
I swear chat what I'm doing right now did not work for me before like it just didn't
work. You would just run up to me and grab me every single time. Well I was
standing in the doorway spicy because if I if I want when my FPS was bad if I
walked out of this doorway he would literally just run he would just walk
towards me and grab me and kill me every single time if I left the doorway
I just died on a run.
What I was doing before spicy is I would wait right here for the charge and then do
that.
That's what I was doing, but then I just died doing that.
And anyways it's fucking slower to do it like that, but I thought I had to do it
like that because I thought my chunk was like fucked up or something but I guess it's just
FPS issues.
You had that happen in practice when your save had him too close to the door?
But doesn't...
When you hit this cutscene, doesn't it reset his position?
It's like, he's in the door right now, and if I hit the cutscene, now he's like moved
again.
Oh, you were doing it after the cutscene, okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
I actually think low FPS was just causing his AI to perform differently here for some
reason.
Well, that's another second or two to save chat, Pog.
all right let's try another run shall we
Strat, we've got a new basement Strat and everything should be comfy now.
What's new in basement? You can skip dodging like dodging her grab at the forklift if you shoot her at the start of the section.
Like the very first time you see her, when you grab the first joint plug, if you shoot
her, it's like, basically the way that the girl works is that she alternates, I think,
between roaring and not roaring.
So if you shoot her at the beginning, she doesn't roar.
She normally does.
them at the forklift when you you can just run past her because she roars
Somebody in chat said she has a chance to do a short roar, which she'll kill you if
she does that, but I'm just gonna assume he messed something up.
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Also, Salad was saying you can skip buying ammo completely and not buy ammo anywhere,
It sounds a little sus, but...
long-term patients here. All undergoing experimental therapies.
Experimental therapies.
It's all very cutting edge. The facility keeps a low profile due to this...
you don't rifle the plan yeah
and seem like i enjoy the speed run thanks man
it makes me feel really good when you say that
I'm going to kill you.
That bastard did it again.
All things in your hands.
I just hacked into the center's network.
Can you find me the floor planer?
I'll see what I can do.
Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me Post-It.
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on!
I don't know if I should move the bottle down there.
I know spicy doesn't, but I feel like it's worth moving it down.
Because I think like three items end up in the first slot.
I don't know. I'm going to keep moving it down.
So take that long anyways.
I think it has potential if you move the bottle down to get five items in the first slot.
But I need to figure out how to get rid of the green herb at the Emily defense section.
Thanks for basically saying you can just let the blister head jump on you.
Like when it jumps through the window, apparently that does like 400 damage.
No, you don't actually take damage during the fence skip anymore, and anyways, the thing
is, if you manage to get rid of that green herb in the Emily defense section, then the
The joint plug and the socket wrench will both be in your first slot.
I don't know, I'm not doing trances, fence skip.
Hey, cap jam. Thanks, dude.
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
Oh
Oh, that was close to not working.
How fast can I do casual?
I have no idea.
I haven't practiced casual difficulty at all.
stats for that are going to be completely different.
I think so, Seeker.
I actually need to practice that dialogue scoop, I didn't try it at all.
So annoying, we had so many deaths here for no reason, all because my fucking FPS was
was cocking me. So stupid man.
Oh
Oh my god.
Hey girl, I have fucking ch- oh my god.
I have fucking cheats on still.
I'm so sick of resetting man I just wanted to do a fucking full run.
oh my god dude
I mean, why is it interacting with this thing so, like...
Oh
Hey, congrats.
So sick of you.
experimental therapies.
Experimental therapies.
It's all very cutting edge.
The facility keeps a low profile
into the sensitive nature of the research.
I bet it does.
That bastard did it again.
How things in Europe.
Good.
Can you find me the floor plan?
I'll see what I can do.
I can do.
In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
Give me a post-it.
We'll do.
Come on, come on, come on!
You can't use the chainsaw unless you kill every enemy in the room.
Yeah, how'd your runs go today, by the way, Ann?
We're still here.
He left a long time ago, yeah.
Oh
Mom
and god 152 today oh nice
I hate this place.
What if I can't get out?
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
My favorite are you to run, I don't know.
That's hard to say.
RE4 was really fun to run except for Luis, and it was like a lot of fun to run.
It's like a little bit too long of a run, honestly.
I feel like I almost made it through there, I feel like one of these times I'm gonna make
get through that fucking doorway
No!
What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
I got fucked over by a crit very cool
get out of him, well actually no, getting hit there is fine
Now I can get rid of the other herb at least, I guess.
Oh, God.
Hey Cypher.
Wait, is the wrench in the first slot still?
I don't know. I think it should be.
Get out of here!
Perfect.
Only one left.
I didn't know where the lungs were.
It's up.
I can't tell which button is which.
Rail.
Yeah, Crimson does it looks cool.
I actually have a sponsor for Crimson Desert on Thursday, I think.
What do you want?
I am hard to pick so I'm trying to find a place to sleep.
Can you beat them and then push the buttons in this bag?
I have to get together.
Go ahead!
Get him!
Go ahead!
I can't believe this.
Here.
All right, this is a good start.
This is all my fault.
I'm glad that FBI agent got away.
FBI?
Yeah.
Where's Ashcroft?
What?
Why?
there's new strats for baseball
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Oh, why is that taking so long?
I think I'm going to lose time here.
I don't know why it took so long for that door to open.
Maybe not though.
Maybe it's fine.
Hmm, it's fine.
I'm doing a new new stride in the basement
We can use it to make it better.
She's here.
Okay.
So the joint plugs should be in the first slot?
Oh, no, it's not.
Because the fucking scrapped.
I guess if I made the HEMO right after I grabbed the scrap... it would have been
though.
That's okay.
Now we know.
No, because you already have a humo in.
Oops.
I think the soccer wren should be in first socket now, first
I saw it now though.
I shouldn't use my mouse for those, it's just one of them.
Why is that not in the first slot?
What do they have there?
Oh, the bottle.
Yeah, that's my bad.
The bottle wouldn't have been there, though, if I...
i guess i could skip that bottle
how optimized are the runs now? they're getting better it's
still not that optimized though
There's some out-of-bounds strats people have found but they're not like I guess I
I shouldn't call them strats. There's a lot of bounds that have been found but they're all useless.
That was kind of scary.
Hmm.
No fucking way, dude. God, how? How do I miss that, man?
She was so stupid.
That was a good run.
And then the...
Bro, what?
What is with this?
Why is this body bag...
Dude, why is this fucking body bag stuck in the other one?
I feel like I'm being griefed by the fucking game, bro.
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Please.
I feel like I just can't catch a break, man.
No! No, no!
Honestly, I think that the reason the body bag skipped failed is because my FPS was unstable
because of the overlay.
I think I need to turn off the speedrun overlay.
When I'm on that part.
Happened yesterday, though, too.
Yeah, because my FPS was also inconsistent.
Like, if your FPS isn't stable there,
the bags push you in a different way,
and you can just fail the skip.
Ground stable 120, it's like completely free. You doubt it's FPS? Okay. Yeah, you know best so you're right
If I lower my graphics, I mean I could, but the timer counts when you're in the menu.
I can literally press one singular button and the overlay turns off and my FPS stabilizes.
What if it's not FPS?
That's... some of you fucking are so annoying.
Yeah, you're right. I'm wrong. There's no way it's FPS. I'm just bad.
Only practice that skip for fucking... at least an hour at this point.
And every time it fails is because my FPS is unstable, but yeah, you're right. It's not FPS.
It's just me and you down.
Why am I continuing this run because I don't feel like resetting?
Crazy idea, I know.
Hey, Emily, do you maybe want to leave with me?
It's not safe here.
Okay, finally, we made it.
We made it.
We did it.
Emily?
Are you all right?
Emily?
Hello?
Well, let's just...
We need to keep moving.
Oh, my God.
Hey!
It's such a bad spot for the items to be there, it's so annoying.
I hope I'm having some good runs while we had a good run going and then my PC's FPS
This wasn't high enough, so I lost 40 seconds.
I
forgot to grab the herb in the basement.
Surely I'm not gonna get bit here, right?
What do you mean?
Like, why does this never fucking work in a run, dude?
I fucking understand this shit.
I guess I should have just sat there for fucking five seconds waiting.
I don't know.
Oh my god, it's fine and I just love I just love when my character randomly stops completely
It just completely stops for no fucking reason. It's great
I'm getting so... I'm so tilted on this run right now.
Alright, we're gonna try Sal.
Yeah, found some files on Victor's computer.
It's connected to this somewhere.
Alright, we're going to try a salad strat and buy no ammo.
Let's see how it works.
Where's the marks from?
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He's got to be away to get to the surface.
Well, we got to but load a rifle ammo in that room because we didn't buy any, so that's
nice
I'm another pork.
Good, I think I've had enough.
It's my only chance.
Get ready.
You have to go.
Hey Shadowfax, they're going okay.
This run is super scuffed, but at least we got everyone going, if we can still PB.
We already died, well, we basically died twice on this run already, but uh, it's okay.
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maybe it's different now
Maybe for some reason he changed how the auto split works there.
It's bad, but I suddenly just fucking, so much time.
Alright. Wait Sal, do we still buy ammo cap here? I assume so, for the rifle.
Well, you need to buy the gal though, right, so.
Yeah, you can kill her in three shots.
I just missed some shots
How are you at zero oh you're at zero shawty I guess that's better
Yeah, that's definitely what I should have memories.
How are you at zero though?
Because normally, well, yeah, that would be faster though.
Well, actually, you need to interact with the box anyways, I guess, with the BSA camp,
so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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like 10 seconds to save there and I saved fucking nothing
didn't even fucking split what is going on
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Oh, that's not good.
My game is so dark I need to like turn up the brightness.
I can barely see that guy's fucking head when I'm at this part.
I mean, yeah.
There's a lot of time to save in the run chat.
I don't know.
I'll try it, I guess.
I don't know how to do it.
They should. There should be a part for the detonator somewhere around here.
Another BSA anchor. That should have the signal receiver. Relays over there, huh? That should be a fun trip.
Do I need the gas station maid if I do this?
Which I don't think I do.
I think I just need to pick up the nade by the liquors.
So I want to see maybe I can just do a heavy attack on this guy.
Probably better than shotgunning him.
Yeah I know salad but it's annoying if he grabs you especially if he grabs you in
the back.
You actually don't even need to attack those guys, Saladin.
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Yeah, you can just dodge these guys' sound and just go to the left of that guy.
Whatever, it's still PBPase, I guess.
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Staggered me
Bro, what is going on these splits are so fucked. I don't know if I should have looted that box
Not this guy
I love how I make that and still uses the medic vector.
Are you using just the shotgun here on this part, Salad?
Or are you using the sniper?
Yeah, hold on.
Okay.
The database is coming up in empty.
You know what?
I know I complain a lot, but at least we have a run going.
It's a terrible run, but it is a run.
I'm gonna fill this up.
He's killing me, honestly, just fucking in my life, bro.
Dude using the sniper here is actual fucking suffering.
should use the scope on the sniper or something. It's so fucking bad.
Worth killing this dude on the way in.
What are you talking about?
The thing is, I don't think you have enough shotgun ammo.
I don't think you have enough shotgun ammo to like, only use the shotgun on this part.
I don't know. I want to practice the gas station honestly, this part feels so bad.
It's just it feels like honestly just RNG to hit to kill the enemies with the sniper quickly
I'm going to fill this up.
One of those.
You must be the town lumberjack.
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I feel like I don't have enough shock, I'm not gonna want to know.
This area is terrible because I have the speedrun overlay on.
Let's see.
What is this drop?
There's no way I'm going to have enough shotgun ammo for this one.
There's no way I'm gonna have enough shotgun ammo for this.
I was told you can parry this or I saw a video of you like somebody parrying this thing.
I guess we probably shouldn't do that.
I guess it was with hacks, yeah.
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I guess you want to grab that SMG ammo too.
Honestly dude whatever, I just don't care anymore.
I just want to see how much ammo I have at this point.
does that box up there drop?
Can I ammo in this case?
No, this one, I think this one's like fixed to always drop.
Can I ammo or something?
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Yeah, just gonna figure out how to get down from here first.
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I feel like you do
You down
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I can't believe it's still standing.
Okay, well that's good.
Yeah, I mean I'm gonna get eight ammo and then how much do you pick up before the boss fight?
Like 10? I already crafted the ammo, but...
Yeah, so I would have... I mean you only need 34 for the fight.
So all right, I'm just gonna reset this run then.
I'm not going to do the orphanage. I just wanted to see what my ammo is like. It seems
This is like the ammo is fine.
There's a few extra splits.
Can I do a live split reset?
What do you mean? Like restart it? I mean, I can restart it, but what is that? How is
Is that going to,
not sure I understand how that's going to change anything?
No, well, I, wait, I don't know.
Is there a new one that came out today?
I have the one from like a day or two ago.
Can I actually set it through, oh, okay, I see.
East card, corrosive quartz.
Shh.
Get repair kit.
Do I need to add a split for that now?
Is that one new?
Head to the Orphanage, I don't think I need that one.
Dive Tyrant dead, Plant Starved, Plant Dead, Elite Guards, Commander, Override Key, Magnetic
key is the new dump room, I guess. Orb, orb two. Refining is different now over
red key. Okay, I think we should be good now. Let me restart live split just in case.
All right, I got to use the restroom chap, I'll be right back.
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You must be the town lumberjack.
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Yeah, I mean I know that I know this guy is here, but obviously we don't want to kill him right now.
I guess you just have to deal with that.
Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
I like using a Requiem shot here, could be good.
You must be the town lumberjack.
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Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
get this other guys doesn't even fucking one shot
Yeah, I know salad I just feel like this box is like when do you actually loot this and not lose time
Yeah, but I just I feel like there's no point in killing him there because he's just gonna walk out to the chainsaw anyways
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So, it's so annoying to get the distance right on these guys.
That's infuriating.
It doesn't help that this area is running at like fucking 70 FPS.
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so hard to get full damage on this first shot
I don't know what it is about this guy, but the the the sweet spot for the barrage arm is so precise on this guy
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If you just step like one fucking centimeter too close or too far away all of a sudden you're doing 200 damage instead of 600
It's crazy
Am I too close?
Like those first shots were good, but yeah, maybe it's if you're shooting him in the arm.
I had 8 shots. You can kill him in 7, but it's like, I feel like it's so precise to kill him in 7.
I really don't think you need to start with the requin.
I feel like that's kind of bait.
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Mean your first shotgun shot could do 600 damage to him
I'm too close to him it said this first shot is so jank though like
my two clik like dude those three shots just did like 400 damage
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You can't hit him in the chest. It's abseek
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Thank you, man.
I think it's like 25, oh, I guess Kusus knows, I have 40% I guess.
It's actually funny how much worse the care center would be if it wasn't for the power
Shades charm
If they let us load one bullet at a time yeah, that'd be nice
Yeah, I think it's a fun run.
Little frustrating in some parts, but yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, we could definitely get a good run.
We could definitely get record, but, oh man, it just sucks.
I want to just grind runs today, but I kind of feel like I'm feeling a little
crappy today. Unfortunately.
I'm not sure if my hours are correct, anyway, Zeke.
I've left my game running overnight, like, multiple times.
I don't know if that counts towards ours though.
I mean how many...
How many hours do I have on Twitch Tracker?
I'm curious.
I have 184 hours on, yeah.
So that's probably closer to correct.
I don't really ever practice the game off stream.
I think I've done maybe like two or three hours of practice off stream total.
I think that's it.
Hey, OMA, thank you for the four months.
Thank you, dude.
Yeah, you get to do like one run, Zeke.
It's kind of brutal.
I'm ashamed this run is so long.
At least Orphanage, if Orphanage skip is allowed, that'll make it shorter.
I mean, if Orphanage skip is allowed, the run is going to be like an hour 35, hour 33, maybe.
I'm giving time.
Will it be allowed?
I don't know.
I mean, the public shouldn't be able to vote on that.
How would you skip it?
There's a mod that just...
There's a mod that basically makes it so when the orphanage starts it just teleports you to the end of the orphanage, I believe.
Why would that be allowed?
Because ultimately speedruns are decided upon by the community.
And if people think cutting out the orphanage from the run will make it better, then why not do it?
I mean that part of the game is incredibly fucking boring. There's literally nothing happening.
I thought I was a purist.
I mean, you can have both.
I do feel like Intro Skip and Orphanage Skip and stuff has kind of, like, hurt this game
on YouTube speedrun-wise.
I think people don't care as much.
Which is stupid, because, like, I mean, it's not like the intro or the Orphanage really
matters that much, but...
Yeah, for sure, Zeke. I mean, I'm not saying, yeah, like, it's just, I do think Intra-Skip
and all that stuff has hurt the game on YouTube, like popularity wise, speed it for speed ring.
It's helped engagement, yeah but I mean if people are pissed they're just gonna stop watching the runs.
It is what it is.
Full game runs are still going to be a thing.
Yeah, nobody's running full game though.
I'll probably go back and do more full game runs, but I'm also kind of enjoying running
no intro at the moment. Are you guys excited for Crimson Desert? A lot of people have been
asking me about that game.
It's skeptical seems kind of shallow yes no
What it what is the game like is it is it gonna be like a like witcher or?
The thing is it's single player isn't it?
Yeah I have a sponsor for Crimson Desert.
I mean, just because I have a sponsor doesn't mean I know exactly what the game is like, though.
Thank you for the 10 bucks, Too Smooth.
Oh, man.
I wish I felt better right now, man.
This blows.
I hate not feeling good.
Back to DS1.
Yeah, that's the solution to not feeling good.
He's playing a different game. Brilliant.
Is the dodge strat working for you?
Uh...
What are you talking about, Seeker? Which one?
In the blood area?
I did it in my last run or like I had a run going and I did it it worked, but
Sometimes you get bit in the back, which is kind of scary. I don't really know why
Probably timing based I mean it might also be dependent on like what type of grab the zombie goes for
It's hard to say.
My trying Death Stranding 2 on PC probably not.
I don't know if I'm done.
Not sure.
Hold on, I need to make a phone call again in a sec, Chet.
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I just like slept really bad last night, tired and my fucking neck hurts.
I don't know, Chad, maybe I'll take a break and go like take a shower or something and
and see if I feel better maybe I'll come back and do some more runs
I don't know
Ah, rough man
I think I've just been going a bit too hard and going a bit too hard on the streams.
Oh man, I just, I want to, I want to do more runs, but yeah, it's just, I don't know man,
it's so hard to like run, like when you're not feeling well and you're trying to do runs
and you have people constantly rage baiting you in chat, just puts me in a bad mood
so quickly.
Yeah, I'm going to go take a shower, chat.
I'll come back in a bit and try around if I feel a little bit better.
I'm going to give Larksa a raid.
She is learning the, learning the speed run.
She's learning the insanity speed run chat.
So go ahead and Larksa for me.
Sorry for the short stream.
I might come back if I'm feeling a little bit better.
I really want to get a new PB, but I don't want to force myself to do runs if I'm not feeling well, so
And we can get a massive PB it's just I feel like my mind isn't in it right now, you know, I mean
Yeah, it's just my fucking neck, man. My fucking neck hurts.
I'm gonna go set a lark's chat, I might see you later.