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RE9 INSANITY SPEEDRUNS

03-15-2026 · 6h 35m

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[00:09:00] It's also raining out right now
[00:10:00] I'm gonna test something real quick.
[00:10:27] Do I have two child puzzle box saves?
[00:10:57] remind me to turn this off when I actually be runned
[00:11:04] I don't want to test it
[00:11:11] Okay, yeah, you can just get hit by that, let's see, all right.
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[00:15:06] The devil loves the night
[00:15:09] The reason I got lost in the night
[00:15:15] Then did you realize
[00:15:19] Remember when we fought
[00:15:28] When I'm back in Chicago
[00:15:31] I see this
[00:15:34] I'm not a virgin, I'm a virgin baby
[00:15:40] I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin baby
[00:15:52] Easy stuff, you know
[00:15:54] And you're just finding out
[00:15:59] There isn't ever love
[00:16:03] A major sacrifice
[00:16:06] Not a clue as to the time
[00:16:12] And to kill life
[00:16:16] Just ask me, you'll be fine
[00:16:21] I'm a big shit card
[00:16:24] I feel it
[00:16:26] Another reason
[00:16:29] I was admitted
[00:17:02] I'm back in shit, girl. I'm feeling.
[00:17:10] I'm looking for me. I was in it.
[00:17:17] I wake up back to the end of the beginning.
[00:17:32] I
[00:20:02] And I'll be right next to you
[00:20:09] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
[00:20:21] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
[00:20:27] utioner & автомобiar
[00:20:30] resolution
[00:20:33] development
[00:20:37] uh uh uh
[00:20:39] nos
[00:20:44] out
[00:20:55] a
[00:20:57] All right, let's try some of these Philly
[00:21:12] I don't have any cheats on
[00:21:27] But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I appreciate you reminding me, thank you.
[00:21:57] Oh
[00:22:57] The rumors start to...
[00:23:04] and
[00:23:23] it's raining out right now chat and it's so comfy
[00:23:25] other when it rains
[00:23:29] There's a lot of different therapies to cure.
[00:23:43] Experimental therapies.
[00:23:46] Yes. It's all very cutting edge.
[00:23:50] The facility keeps the low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[00:23:54] Oh, I bet it does.
[00:24:29] My 128 is definitely not legit.
[00:24:53] I'm not doing the intro right now.
[00:24:57] I'm sick of doing the intro, I'll probably go back to it later.
[00:25:25] the NG Plus with orphanage skit mod. This game is such a meme, as a speedrun I'm not
[00:25:33] I'm not gonna lie.
[00:25:41] It's shown that this game has so many shitty sections.
[00:26:03] I mean I was basically the only person actually running full game, spicy to like two runs
[00:26:14] total or something.
[00:26:31] going to join but then everyone stops. Yeah.
[00:26:34] Yes. It's all very cutting edge.
[00:26:38] The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[00:26:42] Oh, I bet it does.
[00:26:52] Yeah, I'm...
[00:27:01] of
[00:27:11] death of
[00:27:18] death of
[00:27:30] Okay, that was just greedy, and why am I so greedy?
[00:27:35] I'm so greedy and I just, just never learn, man.
[00:27:40] You can shoot kind of early there because the, the bloom of the gun is like so big that
[00:27:45] your crosshair doesn't even necessarily need to be on her head, but I shot a little too
[00:27:49] early.
[00:27:50] Hey, Dimmy, thank you for the nine months. Thank you, dude.
[00:27:53] of
[00:28:21] I'm out of here
[00:28:51] And dying the intro, I mean, not really.
[00:29:06] Well you can die when you're playing as Leon.
[00:29:09] As Grace, I mean, you should never really die.
[00:29:17] I
[00:29:32] Remember quite a few long-term patients here
[00:29:43] No
[00:29:47] The thing is chat speedrunning is ultimately up to the community to decide what they think
[00:30:07] is best for the sake of the runners.
[00:30:11] like what if the maturity of runners want to do no intro then that's what you do.
[00:30:22] Bro, hold on, I'm going to take a look at that.
[00:30:30] I want to see if my aim was actually off or if I just got screwed by the game.
[00:30:35] That's what you do.
[00:30:38] I'm curious the majority of runners want to do no
[00:30:52] No, I'm just bad
[00:31:08] I don't know, people, people act like it's so easy, but some of the zombies that I've
[00:31:38] these they move like that shot that was on me but I remember people always like
[00:31:46] give me shit for missing shots on the pale heads and already three remake and
[00:31:50] those guys are fucking like nightmarish they fucking fail around and they're
[00:31:56] moving so unpredictable
[00:32:08] Yes, basically.
[00:32:24] The gas station segment with the rifle is incredibly annoying.
[00:32:54] Yeah, my sum of bests is decent.
[00:33:06] We have so many golds to get in Raccoon City though.
[00:33:23] for mental therapies.
[00:33:25] Yes.
[00:33:26] It's all very cutting edge.
[00:33:29] The vicinity keeps a low profile.
[00:33:31] Can we not reset in this chainsaw room again?
[00:33:34] I bet it does.
[00:33:35] Okay.
[00:34:53] You're just hacked into the center's network.
[00:34:56] Good.
[00:34:59] Can you find me the forecline?
[00:35:01] I'll see what I can do.
[00:35:03] Well, in the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
[00:35:06] Give me a post-it.
[00:35:08] Will do.
[00:35:12] Come on, come on, come on!
[00:35:23] of
[00:35:30] the
[00:35:34] death
[00:35:37] of
[00:35:41] death
[00:35:43] of
[00:35:48] It's chainsaw split, it's so scuffed.
[00:36:18] I
[00:36:48] You're fine.
[00:37:46] I hate this place.
[00:37:51] What if I can't get out?
[00:38:05] Weird.
[00:38:06] Oh.
[00:38:07] The people I've already given here.
[00:38:11] No, sorry.
[00:38:12] Not this.
[00:38:16] I have a boulder.
[00:38:38] of
[00:39:00] This basement of Runetiller?
[00:39:11] Uh, it used to be, but now there's a strat that makes it pretty easy.
[00:39:25] I say as Bach loses his run there, I guess.
[00:39:37] Work isn't actually that bad, not with all the new straps.
[00:40:37] Oh
[00:40:50] What the fuck does he mean destiny
[00:42:37] I'm not sure how I didn't save more time there, I'm kind of surprised.
[00:42:54] I don't know what is going on with the spots, I didn't pick up the fucking-
[00:43:09] I don't know what the fuck is going on with the spots, I didn't pick up the fucking-
[00:43:50] I guess we're just resetting.
[00:43:59] Oh my god dude, this fucking auto splitter shit is like driving fucking crazy man.
[00:44:12] This is so annoying.
[00:44:18] I thought I was stuck there too.
[00:44:23] Why is it splitting? Why did it split like three fucking times?
[00:44:28] You
[00:44:58] I mean, I don't know, I just, I set up the auto splitter literally an hour ago.
[00:45:17] Now it's just fucked up again.
[00:45:47] you
[00:46:17] Yeah, but what I mean what just what what just happened there? Why did it?
[00:46:33] It's split like three times.
[00:46:43] There I'm kind of surprised.
[00:46:47] Why do they keep changing where it fucking splits bro?
[00:46:55] What is this bullshit?
[00:46:58] I mean I guess I can't complain.
[00:47:00] I know that autosplitters new is just like.
[00:47:07] I guess it splits automatically when you pick up the box now instead of when you like loot
[00:47:12] the item.
[00:47:14] Oh wait no, pick up box.
[00:47:17] Oh, wait, no, this is my fault, then.
[00:47:20] Okay, I see what happened.
[00:47:23] I'm just...
[00:47:26] Nice.
[00:47:35] Say sorry?
[00:47:36] I mean, I'm not being mean to anybody,
[00:47:39] I'm just frustrated.
[00:47:47] you
[00:48:17] You're going to get some water and then we'll turn into the room.
[00:48:47] Perfect.
[00:49:17] you
[00:49:47] All right, let's try another run.
[00:50:09] Oh, man.
[00:50:12] I am feeling a lot better now, Chad, I will say.
[00:50:16] room you know it's kind of crazy how much like cleaning up can help your
[00:50:23] like mental well-being I don't know my room was a fucking mess because I've
[00:50:27] just been no life in re9 past like fucking week
[00:50:36] I'm just living like aspen, I don't know about that level, but yeah my room is a fucking
[00:50:50] mess.
[00:50:51] Oh
[00:51:51] Apparently that mod is banned on the leaderboard side, but I've never really been one that
[00:52:10] What cares about leaderboards to tell you the truth?
[00:52:31] I actually tried installing some mods, but they kept crashing my game.
[00:52:49] I don't know.
[00:52:50] Do people use Fluffy for the mods or do they?
[00:52:55] I did turn on the loose file setting and it was still crashing.
[00:53:23] of
[00:53:30] of
[00:53:33] of
[00:53:38] of
[00:53:43] of
[00:53:48] that is. To be fair I didn't try to troubleshoot it for that long. Yeah I was
[00:53:53] installing like the replacement for the Leon Porsche because I thought it was
[00:53:58] funny. Yeah I was just crashing my game every time.
[00:54:08] Porsche, yeah sorry.
[00:54:12] Whatever bro.
[00:54:18] Yeah, I have a sponsor for Crimson Desert, actually.
[00:55:18] Oh
[00:55:48] really? I'm done.
[00:56:03] I Bawk, are you done streaming? You're done streaming buddy? What the hell?
[00:56:16] Hold on, I do kind of want to limit test this real quick, though.
[00:56:26] Couldn't get a run-going died basement, I heard.
[00:56:36] I'm not gonna do this for very long, but I just want to try this real quick.
[00:57:06] So you can actually turn around when you bait the grab like surprisingly fast.
[00:58:03] Did I turn around at the wrong spot?
[00:58:10] I don't know, alright, let's try again.
[00:58:29] Oh, no.
[00:58:39] Oh, no.
[00:58:49] Oh
[00:59:19] I'm a bad screwdriver, that's okay though.
[00:59:45] if you have emo privileges and uh, an alice channel
[01:00:15] He has a Johnny. He has all thousands of slots filled. Yeah, he has some pretty nuts.
[01:00:22] We care for quite a few long-term patients here, I'll undergo an experiment of therapies
[01:00:29] to go.
[01:00:33] Why, Dr. Giddy?
[01:00:38] Experimental therapies.
[01:00:40] Yes.
[01:00:41] It's all very cutting-edge.
[01:00:43] The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the virus.
[01:00:51] of nature, of research.
[01:00:53] Oh, I bet it does.
[01:01:04] Ahhhh!
[01:01:21] the
[01:01:29] reading the north and it's I think it's fine in the orphanages
[01:01:32] for the boring I think people are gonna hate on it
[01:01:36] like you want you to
[01:01:39] but uh... whatever
[01:01:51] to
[01:02:14] the option to not use the mod. Yeah, sounds really fun.
[01:02:17] Can you find me the full time?
[01:02:19] I'll see what I can do.
[01:02:21] In the meantime, I'll try to track him down.
[01:02:25] Keep me posted.
[01:02:26] We'll do it.
[01:02:30] Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:02:47] I don't think any runner is pro-
[01:02:58] Uh, actually that's not true.
[01:03:00] There's probably some runners who are against the Orphanets give, I mean, given the votes,
[01:03:05] but...
[01:03:06] I don't know if we're going to get any skips for this game, I hope we do.
[01:03:22] There's like some potential stuff, but...
[01:03:52] I don't understand this dodge. I really don't. Like, it just doesn't... I mean, I could actually
[01:04:11] just take this bite and you keep going I guess. Unless he bites me again.
[01:04:19] Oh, let me try Salad's fucking stupid strap.
[01:04:36] Sorry Sal, that didn't mean it.
[01:04:38] the
[01:05:01] man the inventory is going to be like all fucked up now because I use that
[01:05:04] That heal there though.
[01:05:34] of
[01:05:41] Here.
[01:05:43] I've got the normally again.
[01:05:47] Oh, sorry about this.
[01:06:11] Everything's in the fucking wrong spot.
[01:06:21] Great.
[01:06:23] Fantastic.
[01:06:41] Oh my God.
[01:06:48] Ah, my knight's stopped.
[01:07:03] I don't really care to be honest I got too close there to I got I got too close
[01:07:31] So it's just I was annoyed that my entire inventory setup is gonna be fucked because I got bit by that zombie
[01:07:55] Yeah, I've been
[01:07:57] Most of the time, nevs in my run, I make it to the bulldozer room with the med-injector.
[01:08:05] And then I have to...
[01:08:10] And then I have to get hit by the bulldozer.
[01:08:15] I think he's talking about the Kurosyth runes, huh?
[01:08:27] I'm so bad at rotating this stupid thing, but I either do it like ever so slightly too
[01:08:45] too short or I do it slightly too far it's not that big of a deal
[01:09:45] Experimental therapies developed by Dr. Gooding.
[01:10:00] Experimental therapies?
[01:10:02] Yes.
[01:10:03] It's all very cutting edge.
[01:10:06] The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[01:10:10] Oh, I bet it does.
[01:10:13] of
[01:10:20] the
[01:10:23] death
[01:10:26] of
[01:10:30] death
[01:10:33] of
[01:11:09] Uh, what lineup are you talking about then?
[01:11:15] The Requiem shot? Or...
[01:11:17] You're talking about like how I killed them with the shotgun?
[01:11:20] Yeah, it's- it- I think it's easier. I don't know.
[01:11:23] Shooting them as they fall off the bed is kinda jank.
[01:11:26] Especially because they don't always fall off the bed at the same speed.
[01:11:32] Yeah, I don't- I don't think it's any faster. It's just...
[01:11:35] I feel like it's more reliable.
[01:11:39] They do for you try to track him down. I don't know to tell you sound
[01:11:43] I'm pretty sure how fast they fall off the bed is tied to the death animation of the girl
[01:11:50] I don't think it's consistent
[01:11:54] At least they they definitely fall off faster for me sometimes
[01:12:09] Yeah, I mean no matter what speed they fall off the beds, you know that that works.
[01:12:39] Oh
[01:13:09] and
[01:14:24] No, quick turn isn't very good.
[01:14:35] We're gonna make the moment again.
[01:14:42] Oh, sorry about this.
[01:14:49] Alright.
[01:15:26] well third person is just really hard to do precise movements on the movements
[01:15:35] just feel really really bad
[01:15:38] Hey, Trance.
[01:15:49] A Newtman for Zorah and Magdras, damn.
[01:15:53] Oh, I do another speedrun marathon?
[01:15:57] I'm not sure.
[01:16:00] Dude, why do you stop?
[01:16:06] Oh
[01:16:19] Jesus
[01:17:06] This RNG man, fuck this game dude.
[01:17:15] No, it wasn't too slow, she was just super, super far to the left.
[01:17:19] Maybe, I don't know, can you dodge that attack from the...
[01:17:24] I don't know, I guess in that case I should have went to the right and just gotten hit by the axe, by the sword guy.
[01:17:36] I don't know if I've ever had this happen before, maybe one other time.
[01:17:41] The problem is she was like all the way to the left side of the room,
[01:17:46] so I couldn't dodge her the way I normally do.
[01:17:49] I don't know how she got so far forward.
[01:18:06] Alright, well, if she's that close to the wall, I just need to make sure to go to the
[01:18:27] right.
[01:18:28] It happens so rarely that I honestly wasn't really ready for that.
[01:18:52] Still not sure how I got a 24 point await on this door before.
[01:18:57] I know it's like a 10th of a second, but like, how, where did I, how did I save a 10th of a second?
[01:20:27] Experimental therapies.
[01:20:29] Yes.
[01:20:31] It's all very cutting edge.
[01:20:33] The facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[01:20:37] Oh, and I bet it does.
[01:20:57] If you see right there, I headshot her and they fall off so fast, like...
[01:21:20] Okay.
[01:21:21] Nice.
[01:21:22] What SRT is this?
[01:21:38] This is Nomskooz.
[01:21:43] Nomskooz trainer doesn't have so much FPS issues.
[01:21:49] Like when I'm at the gas station in Raccoon City, my FPS goes to like 70 with the other
[01:21:57] SRT.
[01:21:58] I like the overlay one.
[01:22:03] It's so bad.
[01:22:09] This one like barely affects your performance.
[01:22:15] The one from the SRT dev channel, no, I know that's like the official one.
[01:22:19] try to track him down.
[01:22:21] Keep me posted.
[01:22:22] Will do.
[01:22:26] Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:22:33] What, Nomskir's one trance?
[01:22:35] Yeah, I have noticed it's like sometimes delayed.
[01:22:49] Yeah, I don't know why they're doing a watermark, it's kind of stupid.
[01:23:19] Cheaters use third party but I mean we're already looking at like I don't really understand
[01:23:33] like we're already just cheated like we're already just cheating in the run anyways by
[01:23:39] looking at the health of the enemies and our health and so like, what is it even preventing?
[01:24:09] Yeah, but I just don't see what the point of the watermark is like
[01:24:20] We got to run, I wouldn't be so sure of that, Bulk.
[01:24:50] But yeah, I mean, regardless though, Sal, like if they're using a different, like, what are
[01:24:58] they, are they gonna like make another trainer that looks identical to the one, like the
[01:25:06] official one so they can, like, it's just, I don't know.
[01:25:12] the watermark thing is like i don't i don't really see the point
[01:25:33] wasn't your decision
[01:25:35] yeah fair enough i haven't even seen what the watermark looks like
[01:25:39] is it like tiny at least or is it
[01:25:42] It's like super fuckin' noticeable.
[01:25:51] Boxed feet is here. Oh, baby.
[01:26:12] the
[01:26:30] are you in this dodge box coming up
[01:26:33] probably not
[01:26:34] you should do it though it's it's actually not that bad
[01:26:42] I'm probably going to fail it now that I said that.
[01:26:58] have a second bottle of my intro.
[01:27:00] Ah, interesting.
[01:27:58] What the fuck does he mean, destiny?
[01:28:58] I
[01:29:58] Oh
[01:30:28] Why is it still moving? Give me a fucking grip!
[01:30:58] Heh.
[01:31:03] Oh, fuck!
[01:31:26] Oh, fuck!
[01:31:28] I forgot to have my fucking magnum out already.
[01:31:58] Fuck that up.
[01:32:03] Unfortunate.
[01:32:08] Damn it.
[01:32:48] Hmm
[01:34:18] I can't tell which buttons which
[01:35:18] What do you want me to do?
[01:35:25] Alright, I'm going to pick some buttons I guess, uh, braille?
[01:35:32] Can you feed them a name?
[01:35:35] Push the buttons in this way.
[01:35:37] I have to keep it together.
[01:35:38] Store?
[01:35:39] Store?
[01:35:40] Hmm.
[01:35:41] I mean skipping the door prompt is easy, you just have to pick up the green herb, you don't
[01:36:04] really do anything special
[01:36:34] I
[01:37:04] I wanted to try to get this guy's attention so I could get rid of the green herb.
[01:37:21] This is all my fault.
[01:37:34] I'm glad that FBI had you caught away.
[01:37:37] FBI?
[01:37:39] Yeah. Where's Ash Cross?
[01:37:42] Victor Kinnacter.
[01:37:43] What? Why?
[01:38:21] More! More! More!
[01:38:43] Oh, come on.
[01:38:51] Foo.
[01:38:56] Foo.
[01:38:59] Foo.
[01:39:02] Ugh.
[01:39:15] This place is infested.
[01:39:18] Oh, for sure they're upstairs.
[01:39:35] Oh, come on.
[01:39:42] Oh, for sure.
[01:40:18] of
[01:40:25] the
[01:40:27] death
[01:40:29] of
[01:40:31] death
[01:40:33] of
[01:40:35] death
[01:40:37] of
[01:40:39] the
[01:40:42] I got confused where the axe was.
[01:41:12] So I need to close my window, it's like so cold in here.
[01:41:42] Oh, that's new.
[01:42:26] I don't think crouching to use the hemo is any better.
[01:42:56] Oh
[01:43:26] Oh
[01:44:56] I
[01:45:11] This
[01:45:26] I
[01:45:56] uh
[01:46:20] yeah okay
[01:46:24] Well, what happened?
[01:46:41] Yeah, I guess the short roar thing is true.
[01:46:44] I think she has two types of roars that she does, and I think if she does the short roar, you can die.
[01:47:14] No, you can actually use the bottle, I think.
[01:47:35] man
[01:47:41] no you can actually use the bottle
[01:47:48] short rar
[01:47:56] yeah just I thought it was consistent to run past her but I guess it's not
[01:48:05] Yeah, I guess she has two different animations, unless maybe there's some way of manipulating
[01:48:33] it but another dead run to the basement.
[01:49:02] and shoot at the forklift key spot.
[01:49:16] I'll try that spicy.
[01:49:32] Yeah, I see what you mean.
[01:50:32] I'm dead.
[01:50:39] That was the first time this has failed me.
[01:50:43] I'm dead.
[01:50:48] What's for dinner?
[01:50:49] I don't know.
[01:51:19] I'm a little scared because I died there.
[01:51:38] What's that on there?
[01:51:46] I don't really know what I did wrong.
[01:51:48] Oh no, my game is fried.
[01:52:17] My ability to do this has been removed.
[01:53:17] I think I might know what I did wrong.
[01:53:47] I don't know what to do with this.
[01:54:09] Alright, so this is a shoot at the forklift spot.
[01:54:13] where you would normally throw the bottle.
[01:54:24] Maybe I didn't hit the forklift?
[01:54:26] Or do I shoot like...
[01:54:28] Am I shooting like at...
[01:54:30] I don't know if I...
[01:54:32] I might have not...
[01:54:40] Good strat.
[01:54:41] I tried it once.
[01:55:11] I'm doing it for my save.
[01:55:41] I'm not sure you're at the beginning why did you fucking hit me there?
[01:56:11] Did I not shoot her at the beginning?
[01:56:23] No, wait, did I?
[01:56:33] What happened?
[01:56:41] Did I not shoot her?
[01:56:57] Oh, she started the roar.
[01:57:00] I shot her like the moment she roared, so now I'm on the other cycle.
[01:57:06] Okay
[01:57:12] We need to make sure not to shoot or too late um that blood there is so so brief
[01:57:35] of
[01:57:45] I'm...
[01:57:46] Who is it?
[01:57:47] Oh, God!
[01:57:53] That's two.
[01:59:15] I
[01:59:45] I guess like that.
[02:00:07] No, the save shouldn't mess anything up.
[02:00:23] Just shoot and go, okay.
[02:00:28] I just thought she might like hear me or something.
[02:00:58] Oh, I'm gonna take a save file.
[02:01:28] I'll just make a save file here before the lights go out.
[02:01:53] Yeah.
[02:02:04] Is there AI different because of the save file?
[02:02:21] Is this save file fucking the stuff or something I guess?
[02:02:25] Where were you practicing this with the saves, Polsi?
[02:02:35] Oh, okay, it worked that time.
[02:02:40] I don't even know what I did differently.
[02:02:51] yeah you need to be I know I didn't go deep enough in there but yeah I guess I
[02:03:05] just need to go deep
[02:03:21] Can you do this earlier if you get grabbed by the guy?
[02:03:40] You know, I wonder like, does the timing of pulling this lever affect the skip somehow?
[02:03:49] Yeah, that's, yeah, I don't think, I don't think you wanna do that.
[02:04:18] I just wanted to see if I could greet another second here, but it's a bad idea.
[02:04:48] Yeah, this seems good. Thanks for letting me know about this spicy. Appreciate it, dude.
[02:05:15] All right, I'm going to use the restroom real quick chat and then we'll try another one.
[02:05:45] Thank you.
[02:06:15] Yeah, I've been using two bottles on the guy, on the way out.
[02:06:45] All right.
[02:07:15] Now that chunk is actually, like, working properly for me, I kinda wanna try to see
[02:07:25] if I can do...
[02:07:28] I can skip the stagger on the second charge, but...
[02:07:31] I'm not gonna worry about that right now.
[02:07:38] Well, chunks A.I. was broken for me on the second dog, because my FVS was too low.
[02:09:02] for quite a few long-term patients here,
[02:09:04] all undergoing experimental therapies to help.
[02:09:18] By Dr. Gideon.
[02:09:21] Experimental therapies.
[02:09:23] Yes.
[02:09:25] That's all very cutting edge.
[02:09:27] The facility keeps a low profile
[02:09:28] due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[02:09:31] No, my FPS was having issues because of the overlay tool in the top left that shows the health of the enemies
[02:09:42] But when I was using it, it was really bad for performance
[02:10:31] That's only like three seconds, Chantons.
[02:10:41] Okay.
[02:10:48] That bastard did it again.
[02:10:51] How are things in here, Lent?
[02:10:53] I'm just hacking to the center's network.
[02:10:56] Good.
[02:10:57] Good.
[02:10:58] Can you find me the floor plan?
[02:11:00] See what I can do.
[02:11:02] Three seconds means no PB.
[02:11:04] I try to track him down.
[02:11:04] Maybe months from now, that would be true.
[02:11:07] We'll do it.
[02:11:08] OK, not right now.
[02:11:11] Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[02:11:30] Oh
[02:12:00] I'll be running that game long enough for a few seconds to be I'm run-killing. No.
[02:12:06] No, once I get like a PB that I'm happy with, like a clean deathless run, I might move on, I'll see.
[02:12:18] I would like to get like a 144, probably a 143 honestly, then I would be happy at least
[02:12:31] at the current stress.
[02:12:53] And 142 is probably doable as well.
[02:12:55] would need to be a really clean room I think for a 142
[02:13:25] I hate this place.
[02:13:27] What if I can't get out?
[02:13:55] of
[02:14:05] the
[02:14:11] But I watched the new sound hell movie now.
[02:14:28] times
[02:15:28] Oh
[02:15:58] of
[02:16:23] of
[02:16:35] the
[02:16:39] Oh, what the fuck does he mean, destiny?
[02:18:09] of
[02:18:16] the
[02:18:17] death
[02:18:19] of
[02:18:21] the
[02:18:23] death
[02:18:25] of
[02:18:27] the
[02:18:29] death
[02:18:31] of
[02:18:33] the
[02:18:35] death
[02:18:37] of
[02:18:44] of
[02:18:47] of
[02:18:50] of
[02:18:53] of
[02:18:59] of
[02:19:02] of
[02:19:36] I just lost like fucking five seconds there because somehow my first shot on him didn't
[02:19:48] break the window and then...
[02:20:48] I
[02:21:48] It's kind of scuffed.
[02:22:48] get up
[02:23:18] I can't tell which button is which.
[02:23:48] What do you want me to mean?
[02:24:17] I'm really curious how they're going to do Steve if they do a Code Veronica remake.
[02:25:43] Oh wait I should have made these before I got hit.
[02:26:13] I
[02:26:20] Glad that FBI agent got away
[02:26:25] Yeah, great sash cross
[02:27:13] I'm gonna kill you.
[02:27:33] Poor Chinook.
[02:27:43] This place isn't festive, but I thought we should get upstairs.
[02:28:39] My bubbles
[02:28:53] Welcome enemies fly mile-wide
[02:29:39] Why is this under the hospital?
[02:29:54] Oh, that's too much.
[02:30:15] of
[02:30:31] no
[02:30:35] that I shoot too early
[02:30:41] Now that was a good run, chap.
[02:30:46] Recycle's messed up now.
[02:30:47] We're going to have to do the forklift up.
[02:30:50] Why do you stop?
[02:31:06] I don't understand how my pistol shot, maybe if you shoot too early she has like eye frames
[02:31:25] and can't actually be hurt.
[02:31:27] I don't know.
[02:31:34] I shouldn't have grabbed that there, I don't know why I did that.
[02:31:38] Kinda want that for later.
[02:31:40] Okay, I guess.
[02:31:56] I got this, yeah, we'll see.
[02:32:34] I
[02:33:04] I mean the forklift room isn't fucked, we just have to do the super scary dodge.
[02:33:28] i mean luckily we've practiced it so hopefully we won't mess it up
[02:33:58] Oh
[02:34:58] Oh
[02:35:16] All right
[02:35:58] Shit, no!
[02:36:00] No, no!
[02:36:08] Probably didn't need to pick up so much ammo.
[02:37:28] It stopped. It finally stopped. Thank God.
[02:37:40] Last one.
[02:37:41] Last one.
[02:37:43] Need a free army and get out of this place.
[02:38:11] Yeah, I'm gonna test something because I'm curious.
[02:38:18] I don't know if it's safe for me to have a green herb here because I need to grab the
[02:38:22] three joint plugs.
[02:38:23] I might have to throw this away.
[02:38:29] Actually now, I'm pretty sure it'll be fine, because I'm pretty sure if I use two bottles
[02:38:39] here will be fine. I just I really want to make sure to have an herb at this point.
[02:39:39] Here's how slow it is to throw that bottle.
[02:39:50] I'm gonna have my stacks to 50 for one slot.
[02:40:05] Yeah, but I don't want to hang on my inventory, dude.
[02:40:16] Oh, it's...
[02:40:20] Oh, you hurt.
[02:40:24] I'm okay.
[02:40:26] That's good.
[02:40:27] Good on me.
[02:40:46] I'm sorry.
[02:41:01] Hurry!
[02:41:08] Hey, honey.
[02:41:12] Do you maybe want to leave with me?
[02:41:16] Yeah, it's not safe here
[02:41:21] It's actually in the first slot
[02:41:28] Oops last time because I wasn't moving my mouse
[02:41:35] Are you all right?
[02:41:39] Emily
[02:41:46] We need to keep moving. Oh my God.
[02:41:51] Hey!
[02:42:04] Oh, please.
[02:42:16] I'll just let it be in here.
[02:42:26] Oh...
[02:42:46] Really, I'm not going to get randomly grabbed by an enemy here, really.
[02:43:05] You know, the funny thing is though, you actually, I'm pretty sure you could have two green herbs
[02:43:08] at this point.
[02:43:14] So even if you do get grabbed by that guy, it's not actually a run over.
[02:43:18] I only have one right now though, because I messed up.
[02:43:44] Oh, not again... Oh, thank fucking god. That one guy just stumbles. That's...
[02:44:04] Ah, how griefful my guy is, he like stumbles into full blocks with him.
[02:44:14] This is shit happening at every fucking time.
[02:44:34] I'm going to use the power of the lightning.
[02:44:41] I'm going to use the power of the lightning.
[02:44:45] It's going to be a little bit more difficult than it is to get it to the right level.
[02:44:54] I'm going to use the power of the lightning.
[02:44:59] Why does this shit keep happening?
[02:45:14] I does this shit keep happening.
[02:45:16] That's very true, Grace.
[02:45:18] of
[02:45:25] the
[02:45:32] end of
[02:45:34] the
[02:45:42] Look at that. Sherry, the race is still here.
[02:45:47] Yeah, we are heated.
[02:45:49] Yeah, found some files on Bigger's computer.
[02:45:53] He's connected to this somehow.
[02:45:55] Is he okay?
[02:45:56] No. We've got to cover.
[02:46:42] of
[02:46:49] the
[02:46:53] death
[02:46:55] of
[02:46:57] death
[02:46:59] of
[02:47:01] death
[02:47:03] of
[02:47:06] death
[02:47:08] of
[02:47:10] of
[02:47:17] death
[02:47:23] of
[02:47:25] death
[02:47:27] of
[02:47:30] death
[02:47:35] of
[02:47:38] of
[02:48:08] way. How was that?
[02:48:38] I feel like I got to scan my doom
[02:49:08] There's got to be a way to get to the surface.
[02:49:32] I'm sorry, I know it hurts.
[02:49:34] I'm so sorry.
[02:50:07] I don't have the power rune. It's my only chance.
[02:50:37] and
[02:50:57] I need one more.
[02:51:20] What is this?
[02:51:27] Steve.
[02:51:30] Steve!
[02:51:33] Steve!
[02:51:36] Steve!
[02:51:38] Steve!
[02:51:40] Steve!
[02:51:42] Steve!
[02:51:44] Steve!
[02:51:46] Steve!
[02:51:48] I'm from all fucked up golds because they changed the splitter that's okay
[02:52:18] Yeah, that's right.
[02:52:36] We're getting out of here! Get out of here!
[02:52:39] Come on! Open!
[02:52:48] I don't know.
[02:52:53] Oh my god.
[02:52:58] Oh, never.
[02:53:04] Missed the triple shot, but good enough.
[02:53:10] All right, we buy the gal, upgrade the shotgun, and the rifle ammo cub.
[02:53:35] It's like time is time to...
[02:53:48] If not for Umbrella, it could have just been a normal city.
[02:53:55] Yeah.
[02:53:56] memories. I think the timer broke, chat. Unless this is a loading screen. I guess this is
[02:54:14] a loading screen okay I guess this is just free time series on
[02:54:44] of
[02:54:51] of
[02:54:54] of
[02:54:58] of
[02:55:01] of
[02:55:04] of
[02:56:09] Oh, that's such a big gold because of the timer pausing on that spot.
[02:56:21] That also pauses here.
[02:56:39] It's kind of like this.
[02:57:55] That new sherry. This place is overrun with zombies.
[02:58:18] What? That's impossible. If we should have all been wiped out with this all...
[02:58:23] Yeah, they should. There should be a part for the detonators somewhere around here.
[02:58:40] Another BSA ACAM.
[02:58:42] It should have a signal receiver.
[02:58:46] Relay's over there, huh?
[02:58:49] That should be a fun trip.
[02:58:53] I'll look into the BSA in a minute.
[03:01:23] of
[03:02:29] I'll send some footage you wish.
[03:02:36] What the hell?
[03:02:38] The guy at the end. White suit. Can you find anything on him?
[03:02:41] Yeah, hold on.
[03:02:43] The database is coming up empty.
[03:02:48] So there we go some private helpers too.
[03:02:56] Um...
[03:03:01] Gonna fill this hole.
[03:03:09] Let me guess.
[03:03:10] You must be the town lumberjack.
[03:03:26] of
[03:03:33] death
[03:03:36] of
[03:03:40] death
[03:03:43] of
[03:03:46] death
[03:03:51] of
[03:03:55] and he's not from staggered at all.
[03:04:04] I fucking hate this section so much.
[03:04:11] That was my fault though.
[03:04:15] That's my fault completely.
[03:04:17] I wanted to go loot the shotgun ammo there.
[03:04:20] all focus is lost now
[03:04:27] this run might as well just be fucking dead
[03:04:34] gonna fill this up
[03:04:41] let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[03:05:20] of
[03:05:27] death
[03:05:30] of
[03:05:34] death
[03:05:37] of
[03:05:40] death
[03:05:43] of
[03:05:48] of
[03:05:59] of
[03:07:36] I should have reloaded there after I got the crank.
[03:07:58] Oh, it's my bad.
[03:08:58] Yeah, I guess I should have shot him.
[03:09:21] Why did she- like, she was just completely AFK until I went behind her and then she instantly
[03:09:26] I didn't shoot because you don't need to yes I should
[03:10:16] surveillance. Looks like my fan base is growing.
[03:10:22] Some things never change.
[03:10:24] Watch it back. I'll contact you again soon.
[03:10:46] of
[03:11:01] I can use that
[03:11:59] I
[03:12:02] Hmm
[03:12:29] I
[03:12:47] Fuck
[03:13:29] Get up the relay.
[03:13:32] Great job. Now to get through that gate.
[03:13:35] Yeah. Just gotta figure out how to get down from there first.
[03:15:29] Now what?
[03:15:52] You'll have to take the next one.
[03:16:59] of
[03:17:09] the
[03:17:14] of
[03:17:19] the
[03:17:21] of
[03:17:27] Luckily, we get healed automatically after the motorbike, so we don't have to use our
[03:17:47] hill here that's nice not actually three minutes there's like one split I still need
[03:18:05] to remove. And I think it's one of the last zombies that drops down is able to grab you
[03:18:15] for some reason. Alright. Oh, you can yield me the half health for this part. Just a few
[03:18:28] Fuck this.
[03:18:38] This day just keeps getting better and better.
[03:18:58] of
[03:20:43] I don't give up that easy.
[03:21:35] I'm gonna kill you.
[03:21:59] Yippee.
[03:22:05] I can't believe it's still standing.
[03:23:34] I hope we allow the orphanage skip, this shit is fucking horrible.
[03:24:04] I'm gonna get some water.
[03:25:30] I
[03:26:00] of
[03:26:25] I was AFK I went and got water
[03:26:41] because that part takes two fucking entire minutes of just sitting there doing literally nothing
[03:27:11] of
[03:27:18] the
[03:27:24] I'm a seeker, so you don't have to get up whatever if this fucks up who cares
[03:27:54] I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'll try to find a way to get out of here.
[03:28:24] I
[03:28:54] Please, just be a bad tree.
[03:29:01] What?
[03:29:05] Why'd you say?
[03:29:44] Oh
[03:30:14] Thank you, XPQ.
[03:30:44] What's wrong with him?
[03:30:47] What...What... What is this place?
[03:31:01] What...What is this place?
[03:31:06] What is this place?
[03:31:07] It's a...
[03:31:08] Uh...
[03:31:09] I'm not in the mood.
[03:31:10] It's just me.
[03:31:11] What is this place?
[03:31:12] It's just me!
[03:31:13] It's just...
[03:31:14] It's just me!
[03:31:15] It is!
[03:31:16] What is this place?
[03:31:46] I don't have time to deal with this.
[03:32:43] So, we definitely need to make shotgun ammo.
[03:33:08] It isn't changed.
[03:33:30] And now I get damage on bats and the mag.
[03:33:46] Am I getting double mag?
[03:33:54] Did I get damage for the rifle?
[03:33:57] when I didn't pick up the
[03:34:02] I mean it doesn't I don't I don't fucking care like whatever this runs shit anyways
[03:35:02] of
[03:35:09] death
[03:35:12] of
[03:35:16] death
[03:35:19] of
[03:35:22] death
[03:35:24] of
[03:35:30] On the shop menu and then I fucking reloaded like a million times
[03:35:36] Just not I did not practice
[03:35:41] It seems like we're okay on ammo we have 200 ammo for the SMG
[03:35:54] Have no money for everything
[03:36:00] the
[03:36:15] yeah the speedrunning tools that are allowed in this game are kind of fucking stupid but
[03:36:19] That's what it is.
[03:36:49] I mean they're extremely useful for practice, but allowing them in runs is kind of silly
[03:36:54] But at the same time like I know why they allow it in runs
[03:37:14] Why because people could just use them
[03:37:16] And people could just use the tools and nobody would know potentially.
[03:37:25] Like if there was one that could be read off stream or like not shown on stream.
[03:37:32] Do you see it?
[03:37:35] There's something behind.
[03:37:42] I was wondering if you actually needed a hold to ask here.
[03:38:11] I haven't practiced this boss fight with the SMG.
[03:38:29] SMG ammo.
[03:38:32] Err, I haven't got ammo.
[03:38:38] Okay, for the money time, sir.
[03:40:11] Oh, you know, I had the connoisseur charm on.
[03:40:16] I think I'm supposed to have the switch to third person for this fight.
[03:40:21] No.
[03:40:22] How about no?
[03:40:26] Third person for this fight is fucking horrendous.
[03:40:28] I'm supposed to have the stars, that's what I think, sorry.
[03:40:58] of
[03:41:07] death of
[03:41:09] death
[03:41:11] of
[03:41:14] death
[03:41:16] of
[03:41:18] death
[03:41:20] of
[03:41:22] death
[03:41:55] All right, all we do is actually we can buy the body armor, maybe.
[03:42:13] Case upgrade body armor.
[03:42:19] I don't know how close that was, but we got everything we needed.
[03:42:26] Kill the first leakers with the heavy.
[03:42:31] You can also shoot them in the head.
[03:42:35] And then you loot, and then it sticks at the same speed.
[03:42:39] Oh, I didn't reload the save.
[03:42:43] Oh, nice.
[03:42:45] Yeah, I'm supposed to restart.
[03:42:48] I forgot.
[03:43:18] I don't know what's going to happen.
[03:43:20] I'm gonna have to get rid of this little ass.
[03:43:44] Let's go.
[03:43:45] There he is.
[03:43:46] I'm sorry.
[03:43:47] Coming for me is a good plan.
[03:43:49] No, no, no.
[03:43:51] Chris should be nearby.
[03:43:53] I'm gonna finally get some answers.
[03:44:09] Come on.
[03:44:16] As I go down, there's no getting back up.
[03:44:37] Oh
[03:46:07] I wonder if I still have a Med Injector right now.
[03:46:37] six
[03:46:39] five
[03:46:43] five
[03:46:48] of
[03:46:53] the
[03:47:01] and
[03:48:06] Ah
[03:48:23] Problem is I had all those green herbs in my inventory
[03:49:06] of
[03:49:30] AI is North Center.
[03:49:32] No.
[03:49:33] Freedom.
[03:49:34] Major.
[03:49:35] No.
[03:49:36] Response.
[03:49:37] Continuous protocol.
[03:49:39] Inactive.
[03:49:40] Continuous protocol.
[03:49:42] Inactive.
[03:50:30] Why do they keep changing where the fucking splitter splits? I guess there's like issues with it or something
[03:51:00] Okay, dude.
[03:51:11] I don't know what I'm still...
[03:51:13] Somehow I didn't care.
[03:51:38] This must be enough.
[03:51:41] I'll take out as many of you fuckers as I can.
[03:52:11] but where's all the fucking Wipers? Why aren't they here?
[03:52:32] I'm like fucking stuck.
[03:52:41] Oh cool, great.
[03:52:59] I love randomly moving at two miles an hour.
[03:53:29] And I'm fucking dead.
[03:53:50] This fucking game sucks so much dick, dude.
[03:53:57] Security threat detected.
[03:54:06] In effect, all the activities of our mission required.
[03:54:17] Forming autoclase-conformance spot-close-down unmissable.
[03:54:22] Henry, corrupt. Set for repair. Functionality, offline.
[03:54:32] Careful on the door.
[03:54:33] Warned you.
[03:54:34] Off to the front.
[03:54:40] Oh, yeah.
[03:54:42] Let's get this over with.
[03:54:43] It's gonna be the same as my PB. Yeah, basically we're gonna PB by like fucking five seconds
[03:55:41] This is with the new loader movers. I mean the new loader movers saved me like 20 seconds total, wasn't it?
[03:55:47] Like the new loader movers saved like fucking five minutes or anything.
[03:56:00] Yeah, I think I'm not supposed to make that yet.
[03:56:11] of
[03:56:21] well what a fucking shit runs
[03:56:24] I need to hurry.
[03:56:31] Good practice, though.
[03:56:48] I died and lost no time.
[03:56:49] Yeah, it's almost like I died there in my PB.
[03:56:52] I'm not, I'm not even gonna PB here because fucking Victor gave me perfect RNG in this fight.
[03:57:02] It's whatever that one's good practice from.
[03:57:18] Maybe it's not really possible.
[03:57:20] I mean I had pretty much a perfect final fight.
[03:57:27] Yeah, maybe die like three or four times in this run and then on top of that I lost like
[03:57:44] a fucking ton of time diminishing on certain parts.
[03:57:47] I don't know, the problem is like once you die, once I die, I just stop like caring that much about the run.
[03:58:11] How do you hit me there?
[03:58:12] How do you fucking hit me there?
[03:58:14] What do you fucking mean, bro?
[03:58:19] Sacrifices must be made!
[03:58:30] Not to me. I swear that I'd always protect those lives.
[03:58:44] No!
[03:59:01] You!
[03:59:02] And me!
[03:59:03] And me shall run!
[03:59:05] No!
[03:59:07] No!
[04:00:14] It's okay now. I mean it was good practice. I will try not to say positive. It was good
[04:00:25] practice at least. It was good practice. It's like a million maims in this room.
[04:00:44] I don't know if it's possible.
[04:01:05] Why don't I use the rocket launcher on the second phase, as it's slower.
[04:01:14] Chris!
[04:01:18] Chris, hang on.
[04:01:25] Chris. Chris.
[04:01:40] We need to get you out of here.
[04:01:42] Come on.
[04:01:43] Let's get you up!
[04:01:57] Kind of think of all the time losses we had.
[04:02:01] I think we lost like a minute and a half on the gas station.
[04:02:04] We had to reload on the chapel fight, which was another 15 seconds.
[04:02:10] We lost.
[04:02:11] We died at the end.
[04:02:15] We lost like 40 seconds on Mr. X.
[04:02:19] I think we lost like 10 seconds on the plant.
[04:02:25] I'm gonna sit right here with ya.
[04:02:27] I'm just gonna have the right charm.
[04:02:31] Oh yeah, we died at the mortars.
[04:02:36] I also got absolutely grieved in the Leon Licker section.
[04:02:51] I don't know what the fuck happened there.
[04:02:53] None of the liquors were aggroed to me at all.
[04:02:57] And then I get the fucking slowdown animation before I pick up the key.
[04:03:02] Look, I don't get it, ma'am.
[04:03:21] Leon, that's Kennedy.
[04:03:23] Spencer's asking.
[04:03:25] Alpha, you read me, sir.
[04:03:28] Yeah, there's the... I got it.
[04:03:32] Yes, sir.
[04:03:34] Mr. Kennedy.
[04:03:37] I have a message from Captain Redfield.
[04:03:50] Well, our sum of best went up a lot at least.
[04:03:53] It went down a lot, rather.
[04:03:55] Hey, King Stein, thank you for the 13 months. Thank you, Ram.
[04:04:02] Don't be damned. Can't believe that Antiviral actually worked. Feel better than having ages.
[04:04:10] Oh, thank God. I'm glad you're okay.
[04:04:16] You got a dose with your name on it. We'll be back in action in no time.
[04:04:21] Thank you, Leon.
[04:04:24] I would have been a lot smoother if Chris hadn't been so late to the party.
[04:04:29] Where is Chris, anyway?
[04:04:33] No idea. I'm sure I'll run us through my some home.
[04:04:43] Hey, I'll call you back.
[04:04:45] It's over then.
[04:04:50] Yeah.
[04:04:53] I hope this really was our last hope.
[04:04:56] Well, it's prayer, and brother hasn't left us any more nasty surprises.
[04:05:00] I wish we could have saved them.
[04:05:03] Grace.
[04:05:06] I haven't hit any of her vitals.
[04:05:09] She could still be alive.
[04:05:12] What are you saying?
[04:05:16] Maybe we can save her.
[04:05:18] The government has confirmed the existence of an actively-trained bio-weapons lab located
[04:05:42] here in the ruins of Raccoon City.
[04:05:45] The origin point for the worldwide spread of bio-organic weapons.
[04:05:49] This illegal facility appears to have been in operation for decades.
[04:05:54] Sources say that the extension of the lockdown and the recent series of mysterious deaths
[04:05:59] may be related to tragic events in Raccoon City 28 years ago.
[04:06:04] Maybe I should just start doing runs with the fucking orphanage skip mom.
[04:06:08] open its investigation into Oswell Spencer and the long-defunct umbrella corporation.
[04:06:14] Some believe the government deliberately drove umbrella into bankruptcy.
[04:06:19] The late Alyssa Ashcroft is credited with cracking the Oswell Spencer story.
[04:06:24] Conspiracy theorists are already claiming that she was killed in a cover-up and that the
[04:06:29] organization responsible is secretly controlling our government.
[04:06:34] Tonight, in a speech from the Oval Office, the president is expected to reject allegations of any government involvement since the Raccoon City incident.
[04:07:34] No intro, no orphanage, no bike, no vitals.
[04:09:04] Yeah
[04:09:19] I need to practice the freaking orphanage or orphanage I need to practice the gas station dude
[04:09:25] That part is like
[04:09:29] Like it's so hard to do it fast like
[04:09:34] Yeah, uh, she's doing great.
[04:09:39] I'm actually teaching her how to read.
[04:09:44] Grace!
[04:09:48] Grace!
[04:09:54] Where's that report?
[04:09:55] Sorry.
[04:09:57] Uh, Leon, gotta go. Catch up soon.
[04:10:34] remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized, retrieving the objective before they send in the wolves.
[04:10:49] You might be able to throw a nade over the car, but you definitely don't want to do that because you need the nades.
[04:10:59] You kind of need those grenades.
[04:11:04] Hold on.
[04:11:14] I want to practice this part a little bit.
[04:11:19] Well, I want to make a save like a proper save at the gas station.
[04:12:04] I don't want to practice this part here.
[04:12:32] I probably don't want to do that.
[04:13:01] throw the acid bottle at the stair slicker? He killed me one time. I have absolutely no
[04:13:06] idea how, but he killed me somehow. So I'm kind of scared of that guy now. Yeah, I probably
[04:13:14] I shouldn't
[04:15:14] of
[04:15:36] I
[04:15:44] Fell this up
[04:15:51] Let me guess you must be the town number
[04:16:36] of
[04:16:43] death
[04:16:47] of
[04:16:53] death
[04:16:58] of
[04:17:01] I'm gonna fill this up.
[04:17:20] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:17:50] of
[04:17:57] death
[04:18:00] of
[04:18:03] the
[04:18:06] of
[04:18:57] The
[04:19:25] You must be the town lumberjack
[04:19:57] of
[04:20:04] death
[04:20:07] of
[04:20:11] death
[04:20:14] of
[04:20:19] death
[04:20:21] of
[04:20:27] the
[04:20:30] death of
[04:20:35] death of
[04:20:36] death
[04:20:38] of
[04:20:41] death
[04:20:42] of
[04:20:45] death
[04:20:47] of
[04:20:49] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:22:19] It's funny because if you don't look at him, he doesn't actually hit you, but...
[04:22:40] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:23:04] I should kill all right, but this is why we're practicing this part. It's all good. I should I should kill that chainsaw guy before
[04:23:31] before the others
[04:23:34] If we have a good fight here, we're gonna get such a big gold. I'm pretty sure
[04:23:40] And fill this up an actual good fight
[04:23:47] Let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[04:24:04] of
[04:24:11] death
[04:24:14] of
[04:24:18] death
[04:24:21] of
[04:24:26] 58. It's okay. I'm pretty sure we can get like 50 seconds here though. That's really good.
[04:24:55] I'm going to fill this up.
[04:25:11] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:26:11] of
[04:26:18] the
[04:26:22] death
[04:26:25] of
[04:26:27] the
[04:26:33] death
[04:26:35] of
[04:26:40] You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:27:10] of
[04:27:17] death
[04:27:20] of
[04:27:23] death
[04:27:28] of
[04:27:30] death
[04:27:32] of
[04:27:34] death
[04:28:06] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:28:36] of
[04:28:43] death
[04:28:46] of
[04:28:51] death
[04:28:56] of
[04:29:01] of
[04:29:08] death
[04:29:15] of
[04:29:17] death
[04:29:19] of
[04:29:21] death
[04:29:23] of
[04:29:25] death
[04:29:30] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:30:00] of
[04:30:22] of
[04:30:29] the
[04:30:33] death
[04:30:36] of
[04:30:39] the
[04:30:46] You must be the town lumberjack
[04:31:16] that was really good. Okay, maybe rifle at the end.
[04:31:45] You know, it's weird, though. I feel like that was so fast and we still...
[04:31:49] I don't know, there's still some like fucking timer going on in the background because...
[04:31:54] Like, that was so much faster, but I feel like it took longer for the chainsaw guy to spawn.
[04:32:02] Crowd shooting with the sniper.
[04:32:06] It's not a bad idea.
[04:32:11] Who filled this up?
[04:32:15] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:32:45] of
[04:32:52] death
[04:32:56] of
[04:33:02] death
[04:33:40] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:34:10] You
[04:34:24] Need
[04:34:35] Say I killed them all at 33 seconds was that really good attempt
[04:34:40] I'm gonna fill this up.
[04:34:50] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:34:54] of
[04:35:01] death
[04:35:04] of
[04:35:09] death
[04:35:11] of
[04:35:16] death
[04:35:18] of
[04:35:23] It's so fucking shit, bro. It's like...
[04:35:35] It's so annoying.
[04:37:23] of
[04:37:30] death
[04:37:33] of
[04:37:37] death
[04:37:40] of
[04:37:43] death
[04:37:45] of
[04:37:50] of
[04:37:55] the
[04:37:57] death
[04:38:00] of
[04:38:02] death
[04:38:04] of
[04:38:06] death
[04:38:08] of
[04:38:10] death
[04:38:12] of
[04:38:14] death
[04:38:16] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:38:23] This part is fucking pissing me off, man.
[04:38:47] These fucking zombies are just so, like, random in their behavior.
[04:38:52] Just use the shotgun, okay, and then I'm gonna fucking run out of ammo.
[04:39:10] I'm not even fucking dying.
[04:39:35] Let me guess.
[04:39:36] I want some ramen tonight.
[04:39:37] Give it to me, the time number jack.
[04:40:10] The speed at which the zombies come out is like, it just feels so, I don't know how to
[04:40:18] do this stupid ass fight.
[04:41:10] of
[04:41:21] Think of 59 is still decent.
[04:41:47] I feel like if this fight is super, super clean though, you could probably go like...
[04:41:51] Well honestly, that 54 I got is probably pretty close to like as good as it gets.
[04:41:58] I think maybe like a 50 second fight or something.
[04:42:17] of
[04:42:34] They're just a mile of fucking away, man. I can't fucking shoot them without the scope from this this far is just impossible
[04:42:43] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:43:41] of
[04:43:48] death
[04:43:51] of
[04:43:55] death
[04:43:58] of
[04:44:01] death
[04:44:03] of
[04:44:05] death
[04:44:10] If he has two different I don't know if it's RNG, but
[04:44:14] So like every single time he staggered there
[04:44:18] The only part of his body that I could realistically shoot was his arm and his arm takes like 30% damage compared to his chest
[04:44:29] And I don't really know I don't I don't I don't know why this I
[04:44:35] Don't know why you get this bad staggers sometimes
[04:45:40] that lady was just fucked off in the corner just see I got I
[04:46:10] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:46:40] Thank you.
[04:46:56] It's just fucking terrible, man. This...
[04:47:00] God, it's just these fucking zombies are so stupid. Like, why does this...
[04:47:05] Why does this zombie...
[04:47:06] This girl zombie over here, she just like walks into this fucking corner.
[04:47:12] It says there's just.
[04:47:25] The thing is, you don't have enough shotgun ammo to just you can't just only use the shotgun here.
[04:47:32] Well, at least I don't think.
[04:47:34] I don't know. There's definitely some situations where the rifle is better than the shotgun anyways, but...
[04:47:52] I love how, like, why do you have to be so close to grab this gas can?
[04:48:04] town lumberjack
[04:49:04] All of my shots with this fucking arm.
[04:49:09] I don't know.
[04:49:10] I don't know what you do when he staggers like that.
[04:49:12] There's.
[04:49:15] You just can't fuck like.
[04:49:20] I don't know.
[04:49:21] I don't know.
[04:49:30] I don't think using a requiem shot to start the fight
[04:49:33] makes any difference towards the stagger animations
[04:49:42] let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[04:50:33] of
[04:50:40] the
[04:50:42] death
[04:50:44] of
[04:50:46] death
[04:50:48] of
[04:50:50] death
[04:50:52] of
[04:50:57] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[04:51:27] of
[04:51:34] of
[04:51:37] of
[04:51:41] of
[04:51:44] of
[04:51:47] of
[04:51:52] One of the first three zombies, I guess
[04:52:05] I fill this out
[04:52:11] Let me guess you must be the town number you die
[04:52:21] Why is the chainsaw still a fucking swing in the end?
[04:52:48] Oh! The chainsaw is just spinning for 15 seconds straight!
[04:52:54] This shit is so fucking dumb, man. Oh my goodness.
[04:53:13] Let me guess. You must be the town number, Jack.
[04:53:18] of
[04:53:35] of
[04:53:42] the
[04:53:46] death
[04:53:49] of
[04:53:55] the death of
[04:54:00] You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:54:30] dude look at her what is she doing she's still alive but no she's not bro what the
[04:54:42] Oh my god, can I-
[04:55:06] Dude, she was literally over here just running along the wall
[04:55:11] She's just like, oh, oh, I'm a zombie. I'm fucking just running and doing nothing not even going for Leon
[04:55:18] I'm just gonna fucking run along the wall
[04:55:41] I'm gonna fill this up.
[04:55:49] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:56:11] To
[04:56:29] What are you even fucking doing
[04:56:31] Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with these zombies, man?
[04:56:42] They're just fucking just running in circles that don't even fucking know what's going
[04:56:47] on.
[04:56:49] This is so stupid.
[04:57:31] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[04:58:31] I
[04:58:42] Fill this up
[04:58:49] Let me guess you must be the town number just
[04:59:31] I got a 33 second here before and that was so good never gonna get it again
[04:59:40] though that was not bad I mean obviously the 33 second one was like
[04:59:46] insane to good but let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[05:00:31] of
[05:00:38] of
[05:00:42] of
[05:00:45] of
[05:00:48] of
[05:00:52] frustrating how this game is on such a
[05:00:55] Every single section has a soft timer where if you kill the enemies disgustingly fast
[05:01:01] You just fucking barely save any time because you just have to wait longer
[05:01:06] For the fucking enemy to spawn
[05:01:10] Unless maybe it's based on which enemy you kill last
[05:01:15] Now I didn't get 33 on the whole thing
[05:01:18] 33 ones, all the enemies are dead except for the final one.
[05:01:28] I'm gonna fill this up.
[05:01:38] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[05:01:43] I feel better about this part now, though.
[05:03:08] You cannot let that guy get to the chainsaw, you cannot, it's so bad if he does.
[05:03:37] soon let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[05:04:37] IO
[05:04:45] MMMMMMMM mMMMMM
[05:04:48] Sorry guys I know you're probably getting sick of CME practice this shit
[05:04:53] I just don't want that to lose another run here
[05:04:56] We're going to fill this up
[05:05:04] Let me guess
[05:05:04] You must be the town lumberjack.
[05:05:34] Yeah, I'm fucking sucked dude.
[05:05:39] This guy, once they grabbed the chainsaw they're just flying all over the fucking place with
[05:05:47] their head.
[05:05:48] It's so fucking hard to hit them.
[05:05:54] of
[05:06:01] the
[05:06:07] death of
[05:06:19] of
[05:06:29] the
[05:06:32] death
[05:06:35] of
[05:06:37] the
[05:06:39] death
[05:06:41] of
[05:06:43] the
[05:06:45] death
[05:06:47] this was there.
[05:07:07] That guy is charging- I feel like it's random which Zombie
[05:07:10] goes for the chainsaw as the problem, and that's what probably makes this RNG
[05:07:15] is like if the zombies you almost have to like target the zombies that are
[05:07:23] moving towards the chainsaw it's like when this fight goes really well I mean
[05:07:32] that must that must be it
[05:08:15] of
[05:08:22] death
[05:08:25] of
[05:08:30] death
[05:08:32] of
[05:08:35] death
[05:08:37] of
[05:08:41] One down five.
[05:08:56] Gonna fill this up.
[05:09:03] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[05:10:11] One of my shots, one of my shotgun shots there just did 45 damage.
[05:10:20] This fucking fight is so hard to do fast man, it's like, I'm actually kind of despairing
[05:10:27] about this right now.
[05:10:31] I don't know, maybe I need to figure out, maybe I need to figure out a better strat.
[05:10:41] I don't know
[05:11:11] of
[05:11:18] the
[05:11:22] death
[05:11:25] of
[05:11:28] death
[05:11:31] of
[05:11:33] death
[05:11:36] of
[05:11:39] Pick up the chainsaw for why would I pick why would I pick up the chainsaw?
[05:12:03] You must be the town lumberjack
[05:12:39] who are you and why are you going that way I don't know I don't know man how about use
[05:12:56] one requiem shot on the chainsaw guy why why why why that's not the fucking issue the
[05:13:03] The final guy is not the fucking issue, dude.
[05:14:03] I feel like he spawned...he spawned so fast that time.
[05:14:23] Why did he spawn so fast?
[05:14:31] What was different there?
[05:14:34] Was it the enemy that I killed last?
[05:14:39] Who did I kill last?
[05:14:42] is it the enemy that I killed last?
[05:15:11] I don't know. Maybe it's tied to the death animation of the zombie or something.
[05:15:31] The chainsaw needs to stop spinning. That would be funny.
[05:15:34] That would actually be super funny.
[05:15:39] Yeah, I know. Like, yeah, sometimes you kill them all super fast and then you just, like...
[05:15:45] This game is so cursed in terms of...
[05:15:49] The game just, like, doesn't want you to go fast.
[05:15:55] Like, a lot of the time, somehow, the fastest fights are not even the ones where you actually kill everything.
[05:16:39] who even is that zombie that I do that zombie is the girl that was in there
[05:16:51] she fuck that fucking zombie the best way to go was was to walk all the way
[05:16:59] over here and then just randomly walk over this car like why is she fucking
[05:17:04] here dude. Why is she here? Also I feel like the enemy spawned insanely fast there.
[05:17:34] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:18:04] of
[05:18:26] of
[05:18:33] death
[05:18:36] of
[05:18:38] death
[05:18:40] of
[05:18:42] death
[05:18:44] of
[05:18:46] death
[05:18:48] of
[05:18:50] death
[05:18:52] of
[05:18:54] of
[05:19:01] of
[05:19:04] of
[05:19:08] of
[05:19:11] of
[05:19:14] of
[05:19:18] of
[05:19:21] No, no, no, no!
[05:19:49] My shotgun shot hit this girl for 120 damage.
[05:19:56] How?
[05:19:59] How did my sh- how?
[05:20:02] I feel like I need to kill the chainsaw enemy
[05:20:19] later.
[05:20:49] of
[05:21:04] any day now
[05:21:06] any fucking day now
[05:21:19] man this game really fucking pisses me off speedrun wise it's just practicing these rooms
[05:21:31] is just so unrewarding it's like oh you killed everything in 30 seconds well guess what now
[05:21:38] you have to wait 17 seconds for the fucking boss to spawn oh you're doing the sniper section
[05:21:44] all all you killed all the enemies in forty seconds well now you have to wait
[05:21:48] twenty five fucking seconds
[05:21:51] for the fucking section and
[05:21:54] it's so stupid
[05:22:04] you don't even get rewarded for fucking killing stuff fast
[05:22:08] It's so dumb.
[05:22:24] I wonder if they're like,
[05:22:26] what is going on with the scripts in these fights, man?
[05:22:30] Why are so many fights like this where
[05:22:33] You just, it doesn't matter how fast you kill everything.
[05:22:38] You just have to wait longer.
[05:22:47] It's so cringe, man.
[05:22:50] Like you just, you don't even, you like you genuinely, you just don't get rewarded for doing the rooms fast or at least a lot of them.
[05:22:56] Some of them you do, but...
[05:22:58] Now making a game for 0.5% in the gaming population is just the other, in all the other games when there's like a scripted section where you have to kill all the enemies, it's not like this, like I don't know, it's just whoever coded this, whoever coded these like bought these fight arenas just add it out for speedrunners or something.
[05:23:28] I don't know. We would need some, we would need like a modder to take a look at this fight.
[05:23:53] clip the last fast try? Sure, like take a look. I think the game is fine. I mean, so do I.
[05:24:11] Casually, it's perfectly fine. My complaints are from a speedrunner perspective. It's
[05:24:20] really demoralizing practicing these things when like I I can kill all the
[05:24:27] enemies at 33 seconds and then I get a 54 second fight and I can kill all the
[05:24:33] enemies at 38 seconds and then I still get a 54 second fight it like it
[05:24:38] doesn't matter how fast I do the fight I mean it does to an extent but not
[05:24:45] not fully
[05:24:50] I'm thinking a lot of orphanage skip. I don't know, maybe.
[05:25:13] It could depend on the order you kill.
[05:25:17] Yeah, I mean maybe it is like the game doesn't check constantly if all the enemies are dead.
[05:25:24] It only checks it at set intervals or something like that.
[05:25:30] So sometimes it's actually faster to wait to kill an enemy.
[05:25:40] I think the the thing that's frustrating is like it's so it's so hard to know what's going on behind the scenes.
[05:25:49] You know what I mean?
[05:25:55] Nobody thinks the devs care about this.
[05:26:00] I don't even know what you're talking about, man.
[05:26:02] Nobody said that.
[05:26:10] I mean, it has nothing to do with it's that's the guys that I don't think any dev was like,
[05:26:37] Oh, I'm going to make this like it.
[05:26:39] It's just it's just a bad coincidence or a bad.
[05:26:44] It's just unlucky that whoever coded this game
[05:26:47] coded it in a way where it's not.
[05:26:51] I don't know.
[05:26:52] It's just janky as fuck, like it's really the best way to put it.
[05:26:59] For example, chat.
[05:27:00] So you know that, you know, the chapel fight
[05:27:04] where you after the sniper section,
[05:27:06] You kill the big boss guy in the center.
[05:27:10] You know that fight.
[05:27:11] So the thing is, and I tested this, by the way.
[05:27:15] So you can kill every single enemy in that room in 25 seconds.
[05:27:21] And then the cutscene triggers at 46 seconds.
[05:27:25] You can kill all the enemies in 33 seconds.
[05:27:29] And the cutscene still triggers at 46 seconds.
[05:27:33] You kill all the enemies eight seconds faster and you get nothing for it.
[05:27:39] Nothing.
[05:27:43] Because again, it's just on a timer for some reason.
[05:27:48] And same with this section it seems.
[05:27:50] Even if you kill, even if you manage to kill all the enemies in like fucking 25 seconds here,
[05:27:56] I bet you probably would still be waiting.
[05:28:00] waiting, and you'd probably still get a 54 second fight. You'd probably just be sitting
[05:28:05] there for 20 seconds waiting for the boss to spawn.
[05:28:10] that
[05:28:25] was that we could test it there's a one hit kill let me
[05:28:31] I don't think the section is on like a complete hard timer, but maybe it is.
[05:28:51] I guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[05:29:21] He actually spawned pretty fast this time.
[05:29:30] He did actually spawn pretty fast.
[05:29:33] So it's not on a true hard timer, but there's still something really really weird going
[05:29:41] on with this.
[05:29:45] So after you kill the, it's not just based on the last kill, though, because again, chat,
[05:29:55] I've killed all, I killed all the enemies, like you, I'm just, I'm so, I'm tired of repeating
[05:30:02] myself.
[05:30:05] I've been practicing the section for an hour now, maybe an hour and a half.
[05:30:10] I had a fight, I killed all the enemies at 33 seconds, and the final guy was dead at 54.
[05:30:17] I had another fight, I killed all the enemies at 36 seconds or 37 seconds, still ends at
[05:30:24] 54.
[05:30:25] And no, the final fight was not different.
[05:30:28] I killed them in 8 shots, the same as before, same as each time.
[05:30:34] So
[05:30:46] sometimes the final guy just takes forever to load in. I don't know why.
[05:31:04] Again, I know it's it's only a matter of a few seconds, but stuff like this is so
[05:31:10] frustrating like when I'm testing speedrun stuff, I want things to be consistent.
[05:31:16] I want to understand how these things work.
[05:31:20] And they make it really, really hard to understand what is going on.
[05:31:30] it just kind of sucks
[05:31:44] We'll be tied to FPS. Um, maybe
[05:31:51] Let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[05:32:00] I can't, I can't hit the zombie, just impossible.
[05:32:21] The funny thing is that zombie has like 200 health and I shot him three times and he's
[05:32:25] I'm gonna fill this up.
[05:32:32] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:33:25] I've had times as well where this guy spawns in like I kill all the enemies and then the
[05:33:34] guy spawns in fucking two seconds later.
[05:33:55] of the
[05:34:02] of
[05:34:04] of
[05:34:06] of
[05:34:08] of
[05:34:10] of
[05:34:12] of
[05:34:14] of
[05:34:16] of
[05:34:18] of
[05:34:20] of
[05:35:22] as a stagger for him gotten consistent no I think it's RNG how you stagger him
[05:35:34] sadly yeah I don't know this is so this is just such a headache to test honestly
[05:35:44] I feel like we have a decent strat here though sorry I know this hasn't been very exciting
[05:35:48] I just was not happy with my current strat for this fight.
[05:36:48] of
[05:36:55] the
[05:37:01] of
[05:37:05] the
[05:37:10] of
[05:38:17] Like, yes.
[05:38:31] It's definitely not seven seconds after the last N Quickly, there's no way, because when
[05:38:35] I killed everything at 33, there's no way it would have been.
[05:38:40] It was seven seconds, I would have gotten like 56 in one.
[05:38:46] I guess you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:41:16] of
[05:41:23] of
[05:41:26] of
[05:41:30] of
[05:41:33] of
[05:41:36] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:41:43] Why is he...
[05:41:56] why is
[05:41:58] This is just so- this fucking shit is so stupid, these zombies are just so fucking stupid.
[05:42:28] They just randomly fucking just walk off some random corner where you can't even see them
[05:42:34] and then you have to fucking run out of your way just to go and hit them.
[05:42:49] Maybe you just have to kind of...
[05:43:28] of
[05:43:35] death
[05:43:38] of
[05:43:43] death
[05:43:48] of
[05:43:53] know, this game is just fucking stupid, man.
[05:43:58] You just go fast and then you have to wait longer.
[05:44:00] It's just.
[05:44:03] Fucking shit game.
[05:44:11] Let someone else solve it.
[05:44:13] It's just.
[05:44:15] Like, it's so incredibly like the game just.
[05:44:20] There's no way to know what to do here apart from just painstakingly testing
[05:44:25] a million different fucking scenarios.
[05:44:28] Like why? Why does it take so long to spawn sometimes?
[05:44:34] We'll never fucking know.
[05:44:49] My gameplay sucks equals the game sucks. All right, dude.
[05:44:56] Get the fuck out of here.
[05:45:07] Absolute fucking piece of shit.
[05:45:19] Man, I would just, I would love to understand how this works, because at the moment, practicing
[05:45:43] this feels kind of pointless. I mean, not completely. Like you do still want like it
[05:45:49] is still important to kill all the enemies fairly fast, but doing it like hyper fast,
[05:45:56] like super, super fast seems like you get you get no reward for doing it super fast.
[05:46:13] I don't kill them in the exact same order. The problem is sometimes I try to kill them in the same order more or less, but
[05:46:20] sometimes the zombies just are they don't, their AI isn't consistent, right?
[05:46:26] Like sometimes there'll be a zombie that I would kill,
[05:46:29] but then that zombie is randomly hiding behind a car one attempt or
[05:46:34] fucked off in a corner and is lighting himself on fire,
[05:46:38] literally running into a fucking wall, not even looking at you.
[05:46:43] But I think
[05:47:13] unless maybe it's I have one idea
[05:47:35] let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[05:48:13] of
[05:48:20] of
[05:48:23] of
[05:48:27] of
[05:48:30] of
[05:48:35] I thought it was tied to the chainsaw stopping the spin, but it's not because I shot all
[05:48:44] the...
[05:48:47] I like specifically tried stopping the chainsaw early to see if that helped, but it didn't.
[05:49:02] That's okay.
[05:49:03] All good, Rumi.
[05:49:07] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[05:49:33] I think headshotting them is actually...
[05:49:49] He didn't...
[05:49:59] See what I mean though?
[05:50:00] Like, look at this.
[05:50:01] Bro spawned like literally in fucking two seconds
[05:50:31] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:51:31] of
[05:51:38] death
[05:51:41] of
[05:51:46] death
[05:51:51] of
[05:51:56] I'm gonna fill this up.
[05:52:03] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:52:46] one for two. You can't even drop it. This chainsaw is so fucking bad. Now I can drop
[05:53:12] Okay, dude, whatever.
[05:53:15] It's not always fixed at 52 seconds.
[05:53:19] That's the thing, it's not.
[05:53:21] There must be some other, you know, it must have something to do with the order that you killed the zombies.
[05:53:29] Hold on, let's check something because...
[05:53:35] It's probably tied to this door opening.
[05:53:42] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[05:54:42] of
[05:54:49] death
[05:54:52] of
[05:54:56] death
[05:54:59] of
[05:55:06] I don't know what this I don't know what's going on with this fight, man. I
[05:55:12] Don't know dude
[05:55:16] Because the thing is chat it's not it's not like a hard day, it's not it's not 50 seconds
[05:55:21] I can promise you that because
[05:55:24] If I turn on one hit kill
[05:55:28] And I actually just fucking destroy the zombies
[05:55:31] like it's way faster so there is still something going on
[05:56:31] I feel like if it if it's not just 10 seconds though because when we when we killed all
[05:56:52] the enemies in 33 seconds, I'm almost certain he's still like it took way longer for him
[05:56:59] to spawn when I killed them not fast.
[05:57:29] You must be the town lumberjack
[05:57:59] of
[05:58:06] the
[05:58:12] of
[05:58:15] the
[05:58:20] like which zombie decides to go for the chainsaw just makes this part so
[05:58:30] unreliable crazy
[05:58:35] let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[05:59:50] the
[05:59:58] you must be the town lumberjack
[06:00:01] it's not the chainsaw that's out there
[06:00:04] of
[06:00:11] death
[06:00:14] of
[06:00:19] death
[06:00:21] of
[06:00:23] death
[06:00:25] I hate this fucking sniper dude. It's this fucking crosshair. It's just so mad.
[06:00:33] I know my aim, like my aim isn't that good, but like the bloom on top of that just makes it
[06:00:41] Oh fucking terrible.
[06:00:55] Jack
[06:02:55] yep just the girl that's just fucking nowhere to be seen just she just this
[06:03:01] fucking girl just sits like behind this truck and just fucking sits there for
[06:03:06] 30 seconds the entire fucking fight it's won't create I love it I love when
[06:03:12] she's not visible the entire fight fantastic
[06:03:25] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[06:03:55] Dude, look at her! She's like, fucking get out of the fucking truck, nun!
[06:04:11] Then this guy's not dead and I fucking miss all my shots because his head's flailing
[06:04:15] constantly back and forth because he picked up the fucking chainsaw.
[06:04:19] I can't, I can't with this fucking game, bro.
[06:04:24] This fucking game is so stupid.
[06:04:33] There's gotta be a better way to do, to do this.
[06:04:37] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[06:04:44] Yep, you must be the town lumberjack.
[06:04:48] of
[06:05:43] Oh, no.
[06:05:53] I'll fill this up.
[06:06:00] Let me guess.
[06:06:02] You must be the town lumberjack.
[06:06:13] I
[06:06:34] Look at this fucking zombie bro, what is she doing?
[06:06:43] I can't believe I just got a fucking boss from the fucking boss for two seconds!
[06:07:13] It's 5th...alright. Let's not kill that stupid lady. Let's...no, no, no. You're actually...well,
[06:07:32] I don't know if it's 15 seconds after there's...after one zombie, but I...yeah, the boss...for
[06:07:39] For some reason you can leave one zombie alive and the boss still spawns.
[06:07:42] I don't know if you can leave any zombie alive, but I'm gonna, I know for a fact, you don't
[06:07:50] have to kill every single zombie, because I was testing this before.
[06:07:54] So maybe we just, maybe the key is to just leave that stupid ass fucking truck hugging
[06:08:01] bitch.
[06:08:02] Okay, sorry, that was a little rude, but...
[06:08:06] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[06:08:36] I was 44 spawn.
[06:08:59] Alright, just leave the fucking stupid truck-hugging bitch alone.
[06:09:12] What Larsa?
[06:09:13] She deserves it!
[06:09:14] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[06:10:44] of
[06:10:51] of
[06:10:54] of
[06:10:56] of
[06:10:58] of
[06:11:00] of
[06:11:02] of
[06:11:34] Let me guess, he must be the town lumberjack.
[06:12:34] of
[06:12:45] the
[06:12:47] death
[06:12:49] of
[06:12:51] the
[06:12:53] death
[06:12:55] of
[06:12:57] the
[06:12:59] death
[06:13:01] of
[06:13:08] death
[06:13:11] of
[06:13:15] death
[06:13:18] of
[06:13:20] death
[06:13:22] of
[06:13:27] the what let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[06:14:27] of
[06:14:43] those fast, but then
[06:14:44] how high and the figure out a bit I need to figure out a different spot I feel like I need to stand in a different spot here
[06:14:51] is like
[06:14:53] images I should be.
[06:15:53] how does that do how does that how how does that do fucking 30 damage what am I
[06:16:17] I'm fucking hitting.
[06:16:24] Now, keeping the lady alive seems to be the fastest way to get a good fight here.
[06:16:50] of
[06:17:01] those
[06:17:11] of
[06:17:33] Okay, I think we kill, alright, hold on.
[06:17:43] Shoot the red tank throwing guy in the leg, he'll drop the tank so you can use it later
[06:17:46] to kill the chainsaw guy.
[06:17:48] It's actually not true.
[06:17:49] If you kill that guy without shooting the tank, it falls to the ground and instantly
[06:17:54] explodes.
[06:17:55] So it does is completely pointless
[06:18:55] AHH!
[06:19:11] I'm gonna fill this up.
[06:19:18] Let me guess...
[06:19:20] You must be the town lumberjack!
[06:20:25] I
[06:20:45] Let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[06:20:55] of
[06:21:02] death
[06:21:05] and see it's just this guy is this fucking guy is hiding behind the car now so I can't kill him
[06:21:13] I just can't man this shit is so fucking dumb
[06:21:20] I'm gonna say, I wonder if like a stacked nade could be good here.
[06:21:30] Does a stacked nade even kill them?
[06:21:36] Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack.
[06:22:21] Confirmed, sir.
[06:22:28] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[06:22:50] What are you fucking zombies made of bro like dude what the fuck man
[06:23:08] Holy shit, two shotgun each and like fucking three rifle? What is going on on that?
[06:23:30] Let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[06:24:08] of
[06:24:15] death of
[06:24:19] death of
[06:24:22] death
[06:24:25] of
[06:24:30] death of
[06:24:34] All right, I gotta stop fucking practicing this. I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind, chef.
[06:24:51] Let me guess. You must be the town lumberjack.
[06:25:34] I mean, I don't understand what happens with the zombie when he staggers too.
[06:26:00] I think he has two different types of stagger animations and much everyone you get just completely fucks you.
[06:26:13] Because like sometimes, sometimes maybe if you like angle yourself like more to the left or something.
[06:26:24] sometimes he staggers and you can shoot him in the chest super easy and other
[06:26:29] times he staggers and his fucking arm is blocking the way and if you shoot him in
[06:26:34] the arm your shotgun your shot does like 30% damage and doing this for two
[06:26:42] hours yeah you got a problem
[06:27:24] is this car hate you
[06:28:24] I'm doing this one last time, and then I'm gonna go cry myself to see if I'm just kidding.
[06:28:54] but fuck this part man
[06:29:00] gonna fill this up
[06:29:07] let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[06:29:24] of
[06:29:44] I'm on
[06:29:58] Let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
[06:30:14] of
[06:30:37] Oh my god!
[06:30:57] Who fell asleep?
[06:31:29] of
[06:31:36] death
[06:31:39] of
[06:31:43] death
[06:31:46] of
[06:32:19] I hate this game.
[06:32:26] I've been practicing the gas station for two hours and I've learned literally nothing.
[06:32:35] You must be the town lumberjack.
[06:33:49] 55, like we have a decent strat there at least.
[06:33:52] It's just, I don't know.
[06:33:54] It's so easy for things to go wrong in that part.
[06:33:56] So stupid, man.
[06:34:02] Yeah, thank you.
[06:34:03] Thank you all for watching everybody.
[06:34:04] I'll be back tomorrow.
[06:34:05] We'll do some more attempts.
[06:34:07] We have a great rest of your night, everybody.
[06:34:09] I'm gonna give a raid to...
[06:34:19] I'm going to give it a ride again, so he's doing some Bloodborne 90% speedruns.
[06:34:26] He's very good at Bloodborne.
[06:34:30] So goes ahead again, so chat.
[06:34:32] I will see you guys tomorrow.
[06:34:35] Thanks for sticking around guys.
[06:34:36] Sorry for the fucking 10 hour long practice session.
[06:34:41] It wasn't actually that long, but yeah.
[06:34:49] Yeah, good night everybody.