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NIOH 3 Early Access! The Fistmaster | Thanks for the early look Koei Tecmo
02-04-2026 · 8h 15m
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Hellooo!
Snarrow!
What?
E.U. Repairers here?
Repairings of the E.U.
Ah, Chast.
There's a new horror game out.
It's an underwater one.
Actually, it's not even new.
It came out in May.
What the hell?
It's an underwater one.
I don't want to play, uh...
I don't want to dude I will I've seen a little bit I've tried not to spoil myself
when it comes to a ex-con I've seen Salad play a little bit it looks really fun
man I like it hey drick thank you dude and gem x22
thank you well I'm nervous for the weekend I am I am yeah there is this
like twitch plugin where it chooses like twitch viewers as enemies and
And the players, that looks, it looks really good man, it looks fun.
Thank you Ayn Run, thank you.
I appreciate.
Is Salah playing on like hardest or what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He said he was playing on hardest but then he like changed something or I don't know.
I'm so all good to promote the rule man, thank you for asking.
Yeah, he like swapped off or something. I don't know. Yeah, this game soft lock. How do you get your game to soft lock though?
That's what I don't get
Like is it that you can't beat a stage or is it like an actual glitch or?
But thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
he's doing honest man it's Iron Man rules but not enforced by the game so he
can reload if he gets locked oh if you get soft like you can reload okay I see
All right. I'll schedule below. Doesn't it say Friday?
Yeah, this is Friday. I mean, I am gone Friday. I just don't want to promise a stream for
Saturday and Sunday. It's just so hard to know if the connection's gonna be good or not there
And I won't know until I'm there on Saturday. I
I won't know.
Shella's saying that in-game arm and mode can get bored. They recommend to challenge without game settings. Okay.
That's uh, that's understandable. That's understandable.
I know ride thrones. Could be Teddyman, could be.
could be man I mean we'll see man we'll see
yeah I did my run today to throne my first run in my life where I did a
green zone run I've never done it before so that was a really nice
actually just to stay active and I'm just give samurai four to stop banks I've
never done a zone to run in my entire life I always stay in the orange or red
yeah it's your heart rate your intensity yeah today I'm like now I want to run
but you gotta you gotta stay it chill because I mean obviously the weekend
It's a cheat to life. I keep hearing that, but when I'm out running, I just go. I just get so caught up in it.
But today I didn't. What up Ghosts, what up Jucks, the water horror game? I think it was called Submersible.
But it's not even a new game.
This looks fucking terrifying. I hate everything about it.
I am Raxax, yeah.
But now we gotta save the energy for the weekend, so we gotta do it.
Gotta do it.
How about play a good horror game in the last year?
Yeah, of course.
Plenty, actually.
Plenty.
Dude.
The best one was probably, oh no, the best one was definitely, I don't remember the name.
Where is it?
It's on my page here.
Routine, yeah, routine.
That was an absolute banger of a game.
Banger of a game this one.
It was very good.
Oh, yeah, I slipped, yeah.
Yeah, dirty.
It's just, running in green zone is just boring.
It gots to be done.
It gots to be done.
Chronos was a good game.
Yep.
There was.
Did I zinc today?
I zinc every single day.
Pepsi.
Thanks 53-miles.
Yeah, Chronos was really sick though.
We got reviews too.
It's the plane run.
You do Trombia.
Well, I said today was my first ever green zone run.
First ever in my life.
It was cool.
It was cool.
Yeah, I was in the green zone, it's 74% of the time.
Yay.
I'm playing Froggymonster.
Uh, Froggymonster.
No, I haven't played this.
I heard it's good though, yeah.
I never played this, actually.
This could be a cool game to play.
Very good reviews.
I only did a 5k today.
Can't run too much for the weekend.
Gotta save it.
Just to stay active, you know.
active you know
just to stay active
really good and again called what's your three yeah I didn't know of it I do I do
Why don't I play Gone Fishing with the Lads? I think that's still early access isn't it?
It should be.
Wiedzmin 3, Zikigong.
I like it.
There you go, Dirty.
Push him.
I've seen the game called this the sounds of black manor I have not
Blake manor you mean this week I
Have a new idea. I've definitely never seen this
It's a puzzle
Probably not something I would play
Blake Manor yeah, it's a blueprints like oh really
Yeah, it's probably me a get puzzle
Now I'm fine with bashing my bashing heads in a neo instead, and I'm actually really excited for this fix game
Blades of greed
Very excited for this one
That's the 19th of February doesn't have like
Oh this is two days early access even so 17.
Romeo's a dead man is also...
Right...
This one, yeah.
That could be cool.
11th of February.
There's games coming out man, we gotta try them.
See if there's something for the Christmas tree or not.
I've played this before, Death, Junior, Root of Evil. No, I've never heard of it.
And Re-Animal the 13th, yeah. Yeah, I saw when you linked him at Max, yeah, yeah.
Snake, Eater. There it is. Ayurok. Ayurok. Ayurok.
Very nice looks pretty good reviews man. Looks pretty good reviews
What I play vermin tie with the lads ah
Maybe isn't there a vermin tied to or was that one scuffed or maybe that's no that one is good reviews. Yeah
I mean he would be fun I
Would be down to play with lads. Yeah, it would be fun
You have four different characters, right? Like the dwarf, the lady, ninth guy.
Five! Oh, it's five even. Okay. Oh, there's even PvP where someone...
Oh my god. Where someone can invade your group as a monster? That's tight. I like that.
We gotta go?
You're trying not to shit your pants.
That's one for the Lad group right there.
That is one for the Lad group.
Yeah, I'm down for Lads today, man.
I think I'm gonna finish the parts I'm allowed to play in Nioh today.
Tomorrow the embargo lifts though, so tomorrow I can continue Nioh.
I'll play deep space seven. Let me see.
Oh, it's this one. No.
It's a gut like or... yep, it's a gut like.
No, I never play this one.
Eris probably did though, right?
Your eye sense would up.
Any plans to watch Olympic games? No, I don't think I've ever watched the Olympic games.
games though it's a lot more fun to watch stuff like that now after doing this
which classic like you can really appreciate how insane these athletes are
like they're in crazy
Ravey and Barga lifted one hour ago. Yeah, dude
Play League of Legends
I'm done with that I think this city might be down for lads today in the group
You just want to finish the DS to run
I'm down for some yappy up though
Well, but first, some fisting.
Ah, it looks pretty cool for real, I scrolled through it real quick, bit of a horror.
You watch a documentary and keep Choga doing the first sub to our marathon?
Dude, the pace, it's unreal.
It's unreal.
Arctic eggs, I know of it.
I never got to playing it though.
I never did
Narcosis played it the lamb collects in 19. Thank you
Banner is going apeshit
Yeah, his drip is not lower friendly. I haven't found anything really
Lord Friendly at-
Dude
Yeah, we were talking about like in our running group for the events now in the weekends
Like the team group we're talking about different paces
and like some people in the group there they're like
Because you got to hold your pace
Otherwise you're gonna burn yourself out. You have to run at least like what three times four or something
Like some people they run 430 for like two hours
It's insane. I I ran 427 for six minutes two days ago. I fucking died
It was rough
It's crazy man, they're so good
You haven't even hit 434 one kilometer. Yeah, it's just insane. Yeah, you did 450 for 10
minutes times for you. I've done those two. It's it's insane like how they can just hold
it for two hours. Crazy.
damn right napa shogun kwan any tactic yet yeah we have uh we've done some strats
I'll see
I was wet at x55
Naruchodoo
Uh, yeah, but there's the beauty of the event this weekend though.
Every team is balanced.
They balance every team for them to be even.
So there's like top runners and then there's not top runners.
So it's gonna be, every team has that.
So that's really cool.
It's gonna be interesting.
Last year, I think it was pretty close about which team won.
They were all very close to each other, I believe.
So it's um, it's going to be fun, man.
It's going to be fun.
I'm not a bad runner, Chad.
I've ran for a long time.
But I'm not a top runner.
definitely not definitely not yeah I want to get this I'm not probably not
allowed to am I it will be hella fun yeah it is ain't run yeah top runer my
team I don't really know who it would be
definitely like Adam is up there like you
don't know you don't know these people
but Adam is definitely up there I've seen
his Instagram stories man runs like
fucking three times a day on that
treadmill meal treadmill it's insane
and I think his his half marathon pace
was like 430 so yeah he's definitely one of them yeah he does 130k weeks what the
What the fuck is that?
Running 130 kilometers per week is mental.
So he's definitely like a top runner in our team, no doubt.
Definitely.
And we have a moe, I think moe is really good too, like everyone is really good, but like
top of the top in the team, I think moe was also like 430 pace, half marathon.
It's not Moe with an H. It's Moe.
Moe!
I'm grabbing this little dude I missed here.
Are they pros?
Uh, yeah, I guess you would say they're pros if you run that much.
I mean, what do you clarify as a pro if they run for a living?
I don't think they do that, but...
Like, if you can do half marathon under 5... 5 minutes per kilometer pace, yeah, that's... that's fucking good.
That is fucking good.
Yeah, dirty. It's crazy.
It's gonna be really fun man. It would be so cool to be able to stream parts of it
But I I just I can't promise anything just because I just I don't know how the connection is gonna be
I'm not watching salad too much now that he's playing ex-con because I don't want to spoil myself, but I've seen a bit
Hold on I think someone might be at the door
All right. All right.
Oh, yeah, for sure. I admire for sure
No doubt about that. It's a chest here
XCOM 1 or 2. Oh wait, Kappa's respawn?
Well XCOM 2, right?
It's me
Yeah XCOM 2 I'm actually looking forward to trying XCOM but it will be after
after February probably like XCOM and also God of War Marathon I really want
to do. February is just too stacked though. Oh shit.
Whistle I know where this is.
Yeah, that's where it's at, brother.
Alright, let's go this way.
Who suggested God of War Marathon?
Well, me.
to play him again I want to play all of them again like the main ones well I
want to play the PSP ones too they're sick the ghost of sparta is legit like
top god of war hey you giggle mongoose star isler 132 thank you you wanted to
do one of those but you never play the newer god of war zane run oh shit
You gotta play him, bro.
You gots to play him.
Do Prince of Persia?
That would just be sad now that they cancelled the...
What the fuck?
What is this?
Okay, what's up?
Claw user. Okay. All good.
Oh my god, he missed with his first attack too.
I
Had sir
Chill chill
Chill just chill chill chill chill
I've forgotten all my moves.
Oh yeah, I swapped these, that's why.
Perfect.
Mario mechanic in this game? Yeah, you could say so. There's a lot of parries.
I'm trying to do one now.
There's so many parries in the Neo games.
Not worth it, not worth it, not worth it, not worth it, not worth it, not worth it,
it's worth it.
Fuck, why does that not work?
Can you not parry fist weapons or what?
I want to do the edgy finish.
I swear it doesn't work on her kicks. Fuck this.
Well that was fun.
Yeah, try to do the edgy finish with a parry.
Ahh, whatever it's all about.
They are prison person remake daggers made for collector's edition to oh
Matt I feel so bad for the devs dude
fuck
That is beings of incredible secure
because they must have been like pretty far in the game too
Why am I getting the wrong one in mid stance?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, it's the high stance one that's wrong.
Oopsie knife handstrap.
Oh, I can only have that, alright.
Anyways...
What up, Rambelle?
Ninja tech, cool.
Big Mike, yo, fags of the 40, dude.
It's funny they recently said Beyond Good and Evil 2 is still in development and isn't
cancelled.
Yeah, maybe they're just betting all on that, I don't know.
But I feel like a sense of time remake would have done pretty good.
Come back.
Sniperino.
God, let's go, Rabbi, let's go.
Warrior within.
Aye.
Stand alone.
You mean the metroidvania, Prince of Persia?
I haven't played that one, but it was supposed to be really good though
The hell there's a wolf down here. Oh no, there's a cat same shit
What up sucker butcher punch first I'm a stream of Chad you recommend this game to beginners who have never played neogames
Hope everything's well with everyone taking cares of your family. I'll be saying go. Let's see. Wow. That's a nice message sucker
Butcher. Yeah, why not?
games cool and if you feel like there's two different styles I like mixing them
together but you don't have to I'd say it's easier to get into this game if you
just stay in the ninja stands because you don't have all the stances to keep
track of I'll play this game on 120 FPS
the
RRRRRRR.
Bens Game, we go to Minds Eye Sponsor now, they still sponsor people this late after release?
Maybe because they want to show people that they'd like improve the game maybe? I don't know.
Hook me up Minds Eye I will show them that the game is improved.
I'll try the drone and no I haven't
you had your chance like you destroy the studio well clearly not there's still
What are you still doing Corfa?
Why?
Hold the man up there.
Nine tails?
Why do you jump up there now, you little shit?
How do I get up?
I
Make this yeah
Made it I go there go buddy
Oh, this is a one of those isn't it? Oh no you have to make an offering. We'll do this.
Righteous Jasper? Who's Jasper?
All items yeah, it doesn't show here. I don't know dude
Dude.
Mosquita!
So, usable item makes other players able to summon you.
Oh, okay, thank you.
Do wish they had some better like, when you loot an item.
Oh, shit.
those were some booth us dude whatever zoom
ah Gambino you'll recover though adios you throw up this morning as he does
sometimes it's all to the fist that fallout countdown bait that made
everyone think follow-through mass coming but it was some in-game penthouse
no I didn't see this thank you dark code thank you
I
Wait, why is this chest gotten when I've never been in this area
Yeah.
Choppa!
Get back home, buddy.
Oh, now I can see the entire map here, and there's a quest.
What's the name of my main quest?
The Pick Thing, the Tiger of Kai.
Do you need to play Neo-Wanted2 to get the story?
No.
Dude, I haven't never even known, even moderately what the story is in the NEO games.
To be honest.
But they, yeah, I don't think they're related, I don't think.
This is a secret wall.
Yeah, William was pretty chad dude, that's true.
Neo2 had Neo1 main character as most of them have.
Oh yeah, I did.
I remember.
I remember this
No
Fried penguins three anniversary. Thank you. Oh, yeah, voolong. I barely even remember the voolong game
Yeah, but I thought it was a robin I played it. I just don't found it to memory
Remember you find the blacksmith boss, I don't even remember a blacksmith boss
I
Love all too many balls in his life. Yeah true true
There's been a lot of bolts
Why sauce kiss they'll make it I guess the game just likes him that way
fix my fashion yeah you can trans mug I guess but it's alright fun to see what
all the gear looks like until you find something that's like insanely cool
oh yeah that yeah the tiger blacksmith I remember now in the hub there looks
like they were survivors after all I'll just be on my way okay those who live in
the shadows this is called wait was that wukong see everything just everything
blends together man
It all just blanks.
Yeah, Vulong and Vukong is two different games, and there's just one letter apart, literally,
on the keyboard.
I like that game. I thought that game was good.
I love gear.
Yeah, Russ Spencer it is, yeah.
We're not allowed to show the entire game or anything.
Tomorrow we're allowed to show everything
but the ending though.
I'm loving the game so far, it's sick.
I mean, I've liked every Neo, but yeah, I don't know.
I really like this one.
some dudes playing something over there enjoy techno enjoy it oh it's one of
these stop playing
I think the bigger question is why were you on live stream fails for fairy.
I'm looking for a neo3 gameplay, right?
Well I'm just winning, so that doesn't make sense.
What is that?
It's that ninja.
Chill, I gotta kill this guy first.
I
Oh, yeah, these guys summon the Revenants, I forgot.
It's from the older games.
Oh, shit, alright, Biba Boku Boku, Soul Core.
Yeah, Ryosaki, thanks sub dude, thank you.
Oh
Yep
Is Neo more of a where wins meat like than souls like in terms of gameplay?
I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess.
I mean.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I mean, I'm a hard time answering that yeah, yeah, probably I'd say probably
I'll see you little green dude
It's near more of a mind-sign like in terms of go limb then code violet
Oh no.
Ok, don't stand.
Close.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
Bomba.
The games this game share sounds effects with lost arc. Oh lost arc. That game always
looks really cool, but people say it's like a second job.
Oh, me I got paid to win.
Man, that sucks, man.
Do you be sure there's no losing stats?
Yeah, you can transmog and stuff.
Oh, there he is.
I lost Ark as a second job as a wild take, I think you pay more than what you receive.
There's something ominous in here.
Not even the Buddha's protection won't reach us here.
This game looks easy. I think I'm pretty high level for this. Oh, there was a spike.
I saw it.
Okay, so that kills it. When you have that combo, you can't use the transition one. You're
still a lost art player. What I can say is, it depends on if you like the classes in the
Korean grind system it does have pay-to-win elements but you can play and do
raids and story and all the other even if you don't pay any penny right I guess
you want to do like hardcore raiding and shit you gotta you gotta put up the
wallet maybe
Oh, that takes- oh, okay, I see. Yeah, there's a crucible.
problem with those games is mostly about getting the highest gear level nothing's either months
So we gotta open up the wallet. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, here we go. Nice.
Hi.
Enduring vigor.
Tiger running amulet. I mean I'll buy these. Why not? Oh, core. Thanks. No. Thanks.
Why does my character look like Rise of the Ronin one? Dude, hold on, let me show on
stream means. I never actually saw this video. Apparently it was made in my in my
Rise of the Ronin playthrough because I Rise of the Ronin does something really
interesting where you create your main character that you play but you also
create the main villain so I mean obviously I made Naruto in Sasuke right
I mean that just makes sense.
If someone made this little short intro with it, uh...
I think I made the characters pretty good.
Watch this shit.
Watch this.
There's only 14 seconds, but
It's sick dude
Amazing I think I made the characters pretty good
I can't believe I missed that video during my playthrough.
And now it's the same now, obviously, but I mean it's not the same game.
So you look a bit different.
But this time they're working together, you know?
Minor way better your name is sick flex your whole purpose is to flex all right I don't believe it
50 Kurus holy
The fucking charm is messing with my target.
Yeah, even the demo is like 10 plus hours list.
It's a lot.
It's still the same character.
Yeah, the entire first region, yeah.
I think now that I did that spike,
I might have unlocked, oh.
Another ability for my nine tails. Yeah. Actually Suski is the one with nine tails.
Naruto hasn't found me yet. Naruto has some dumb deer.
You did all the demo but your content is telling me it's just a demo?
Oh, yeah no, we received the document about like how far we're allowed to go.
It's definitely more than a demo.
It's alright, it's alright.
Graphics are pretty- yeah, it's alright, yeah, I think this game, I mean, let's see, it's
the entire like I think the demo ends like when you get here right but yeah
we're allowed to do like all of this
make stream after tomorrow well depends on if first of all depends on if I can
even stream from there which I highly doubt but I I think the reward
Third Ceremony is 4pm on Sunday, and then I gotta drive home after being up for 24.
Well, we're gonna like sleep and stuff, obviously.
I mean, maybe Sunday evening.
I would like to be live Sunday evening.
That would be really nice.
I hear him, is he on the outside of this?
Oh, hey, where are you?
Whatever, we'll find him.
Well that's what I- I- I'm not gonna say like no stream onto Monday because if I- if I can
actually stream from the event I'll do it.
If it works.
Ah, there he is, okay.
Stream on Sunday, we still have runners high.
Yeah, but I mean I got a drive home after that running event
And if I'm not fit to drive at home after that obviously I'm not gonna drive home then
that chest
Okay, I got a key well that was that was for the quest though. Yeah, yeah better go there
How the hell oh you run on the tree here?
if everyone in there is gonna be on the same Wi-Fi you definitely won't be able to go live
yeah I think it's gonna be around like close to a hundred people in there on the same
Wi-Fi so yeah oh wait have they announced the location I know rebel Sweden posted I
I just didn't see if they announced the location.
I'm walking into a saw trap, yeah.
True.
There is for sure no phone connection there, we know that.
They revealed on Instagram, yeah.
I
It's so over
Yeah, have I been on this side?
To deal things the 81 the shrine and no I definitely haven't been here. Thank you
to do dude and see to the ones in bus thank you but it would be cool to stream
like the beginning and the ending of the event because it's not the event starts
3 p.m. on Saturday and ends 3 p.m. on Sunday
but yeah this is why I'm not saying I'm gonna live stream the event because
I don't think the Wi-Fi will hold but you never know man I'll bring a gear
for it and test. But I won't know until Saturday.
Alright, you know, JAP, thanks for the through-aid it. Thank you.
If someone might just stream it, then they have some GigaWiFi there, PapaRibble. Yeah.
Will I stream Requiem on release? Well, yeah, I'll stream Requiem the moment I can.
Mean this is the only event I have now this weekend and then it's what wings for life in like 90 days or something
But that one will be streamed
Just in bliss like six years man, I'm excited, but I'm fucking nervous though
Sticks marathon before new game. No, I don't have time I
I mean, I do have time, but I'd rather play all the stuff than replay the other- the previous six games.
Nervous energy would help you run. Well, the thing is I think the team captains start the events and
me just thinking about it now, my adrenaline goes up.
When I'm standing there on the fucking treadmill and they're doing the countdown,
It's gonna be hard to keep your pace because you're just gonna want to run, but you gotta remember it's 24 fucking hours
Yeah, it's still the first area it is yeah
All right, we'll go here then wait, how do I get there is it through yeah probably through here, yeah
I got 115 days to talk about the marathon. Yeah
It's like oh, yeah, this is a proper spike, then I should unlock the new ability
Yeah, yeah, stop screaming
No, it's a motorized treadmill.
It's not one of those that have like, power as you run.
A new guardian skill spirit!
Yeah!
Wait, is it only for the ninja one?
Boo!
No, I have two abilities down there now.
Ooh!
Alright, cool.
Sick.
Come here!
I prefer Naruto playstyle, yeah.
Holy moves, yeah. This move is like at the end of the fist tree.
This one.
That is one long combo.
But you can perfect input it to make it super fast, but it's really hard.
You'll see I get it because you get like an after-image.
And that's for every single step in the move, it's hard as shit to do.
But it deals insane damage though, it's crazy damage, especially if you build up the meter.
Uh, so you get like the white gloves and then you pop that one, like, shit just melts.
New move.
Damn.
Damn.
This game is two areas or more. I don't know how many areas but
Definitely more than two I would say maybe that's not big the second areas
ninja much easier than samurai yes yeah yeah I think Ko was right when he said
ninja is like the easy mode not not that it makes like maybe combat easier
whatever but it's a lot easier to just keep track like yeah you have a light
attack you have a strong attack and that's it and then you have like an
ability or like yeah and they have two abilities right you have air combos very
straightforward but if you're in samurai stands if you look in the bottom
right you have three different stances this is just a sheet stands we have you
have a heavy you have high stands which is big damage heavy hits and you have
mid stance which is like a mix big anime titties yo thank you that's our generous
dude thanks so much thank you mid stance so you have mid stance with this and
then you have low stance which is very quick attacks and all of those stands
have also their own abilities so in low stance I have a foot stomp that stomp
makes it so my next martial art deals more damage and then I have crouch on the
ground which you can then counter an enemy in mid-stands I have a shoryuken
that you can combo into a frog splash or a punch kick or I have a counter which
is a sick counter actually on the last level which I haven't unlocked and then
you have the abilities in high stands which I also put the counter here because
I can't put anything else right now and then I also have the the super combo
move oh and also you have it a sing on that move deals insane damage but it's
hard to pull off so yeah playing ninja is a lot easier on your brain and it's a
lot more straightforward in this game because you don't have all these stances
to switch between you you don't have to I didn't even mention like the key thing
you see the bar stamina bar there the blue bar if you press R1 I know it's
a lot to take in, hold up. If you press R1 after an attack, you get your stamina back.
Very cool, right? Now, what you can do is, if you switch stance and do that at the same
time, you get extra stamina back. Now, if you play the fist build, and you switch
Stance and you hold forward as you do a stamina recovery
You get an attack this means you can just chain over and over and over if you play the sisters
But it takes a while to get used to
Maybe you can just mix in shit whatever you want and yeah, so yeah ninja is a lot more straightforward to play
Cause in Ninja you just have like these tools like aww shuriken, bomb, fire breath, yeah
you can change them too.
So yeah, yeah I would say Ninja is definitely the easier one to play in terms of just keeping
track of everything.
Ninja does deal extra damage in the back, it does.
Red Bull be broadcasting the event anywhere? Yeah, they will on TikTok.
There's a guy that's gonna live stream all 24 hours there. He's not part of the runners,
but he's there to live stream it. I'm pretty sure he's a Swedish creator, so it's gonna
be in Swedish.
Neo Elden Ringified, true.
He said the thing, he's alright.
Oh yeah!
There's also a really fun mechanic with the fist too, which is where I think if you manage
to master it, they're completely broken, but more yapping.
Let me just kill this stone thrower guy.
If you block attacks or you just hit enemies with like combos or whatever, you build this
meter in the bottom right.
Every weapon does that.
And then you get like a blue weapon effect.
You get a blue weapon effect so your next martial art ability will deal more damage for
one time.
Fist or Cystus has a thing where when you get the glowing fist, you can do a martial
art and as long as you don't do a regular attack in between you keep those
glowing fists so I could do this this swap this this swap this this and I would
have the extra damage and the thing about the fist is or the system is the
more you do it the more it stacks up so then if you stack it up like five
times and then you pull this one off the mega combo it's just broken that works
with every samurai weapon let me see maybe it does samurai I'll stick sword
hey no I don't see it here unless it's not in the bottom right because on
sisters it's here it's right here on broken allows you to connect the
martial art to another martial art or a martial art to a normal attack. For each unique skill
you connect while the enemy is aware of you, this affects the stack increases by 1, up to
max of 10. The higher this number gets, the more damage your melee attacks will deal. Fully
recovering your key from a key pulse will extend the duration of the skill. I don't
I don't know if that is part of the other weapons.
Maybe? Maybe not.
Oh yeah, there was a balloon here. Alright, thanks for listening. I'm done. That was it.
Oh, just to keep the glowing effect going, okay, yeah
Yeah, unbroken is different is that it makes them all stack. Is she enlightening?
Do you mean unsubscribing play games? Hey straight out of Lisbon. Thanks, dude. Thank you
Fuck.
GATON! GO KAYUNO IN THE TREE!
I'm dead.
GATON!
I don't know if it's it's it's it with a cave kappa oh weapon kappa
Fucking kappa come here kappa kappa kappa
Katong ah Katong gokayu no yuichi
true mythos true true oh that's where you use the key okay now you get into the
village here sick I hear a balloon wait someone said cos said the the embargo
lifts today no it's on the fifth
Oh, wait a minute here.
Well, it says it's embargoed until Wednesday, February 4th, but they sent an update right
after that they did.
They changed it to February 5th.
They did.
an update and they said apologies.
Yeah, Reavium Bargain lifted today.
Say you didn't notice the new dates?
I just said it on stream though.
Delete the vault, mods!
I'll be right back.
How the hell did you get here?
Never mind.
Don't give away.
You don't work out.
who is this guy looks itchy the event is in a nuclear reactor yep I owe you what
sweetens first one the takeda bit too much just a thought you and those
takeda yokai aren't exactly pals yeah how about we join up their masters gotta
to be around here somewhere. Fight alongside the mysterious ninja and defeat the yokai's
master but I can do it alone bro. Who is this mysterious ninja?
I bet you thought I was a Takeda Shimomi. I was just tracking yokai. I've put a finger
Okay, man. I really did it.
Top row. Top row. Top row.
I want to find a nine-tailed.
I don't have anything to upgrade, I can't get it until I'm further in the game.
It's up here, limitless.
You need to unlock with a martial arts guide, so I don't really know what that is if
that's one of those masters.
You gotta find or whatever.
Is it a book?
Anyone knows where it is?
Any game facts?
Users?
I'll check the round table show.
Woo!
What?
Do the thing.
Game isn't around yet.
On car is supposed to know. Do you be surprised
at the amount of times I get
early access to a game? And there's just
tons of people already know everything about it
in chat.
Or they're one guy. But no, it tends to be
correct also.
Ooh, defense mastery too.
Oh, yeah, I got some new gear I think right. Nope fairly not
Unless no
Yeah, you mean like the hub those people I figure
My tails for
I
It's still the first area
First region
I guess I'm the tank here.
Nice.
You want to fight?
That's that.
Now then, no point in keeping secrets from me anymore.
The name's Fuma Kotaro, a shinobi under the employ of Sagane's Hodgokla, being
hiding out in the ruins to do recon on both the Tokugawa and Takeda. You saw
that odd Takeda army, yeah? So long as the Hojo and Takeda allies take an action
would breach the contract but not avenge in my mind with soil the Fuma name.
I got their time to the Tokugawa but I owe you how about a spark as a thank you.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, brim chuck, thanks to the Prime-Man.
Yeah, man.
Oh, wait, are you the claw master?
Oh my god, he's probably the claw master, isn't he?
He is a master, yeah.
Can't you give fist instead?
Yeah.
Make for yourself old man
out of the way.
That move is kind of scary.
Oh, Nosti.
I thought I could take it.
The scale's in a three match, I'll tell you.
This guy was the master of the dude that taught me Jitsu to you and Nio too.
Oh.
lying buck yeah he was the claw guy dammit where's the fist guy
claw is for ninja it's not for samurai
gotta say yeah let's have an eye for it I don't want to get on his bat I mean the
thing is I have found the trainer I just can't get to oh shit enemy base is here
I have found a trainer I can't get to he's over here that might be the fist
guy we don't know I can't do it until I progress the story more
was that the entire place here y'all bear think 74 bro nintendo partner direct to mar
they're probably gonna show dust bloods. Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, you.
I mean yeah you okay is that met and then I get shot I was getting that
I'll sing on him oh my god yeah this might be a little bit greedy but there's
a chest in here I want to get it
oh yeah here there's an enemy base I got to find that fish trainer man that's my
goal
maybe I should do the main story for as long as I am allowed to because then
maybe I'll unlock that spirit animal you need to continue that might actually
be cool. I always try to find a parry frames on this parry, but it's so... I don't know
know where it is. There it is. No, I haven't tried the drone they sent me at.
But I will
Oppressive strength
Yeah, I might just go for the main I mean I'll do this get the shrine and then I'll do the main until I
Maybe I'll unlock that animal
of
of
top row
I
Saw scale it's go for the edgy finish
I love this one
I wish you did that in the show
It's worth the 70 bucks investment. It's kind of impossible for me to answer for you. I
don't know how much you'd like these games. They do have a lot a lot of content. They
do. There's multiplayer, gear farming, you know, all of that jazz. You could easily
put in like over a hundred hours like easily I would definitely play this
I'm not going to though, obviously.
In Neo2 there are things that doesn't show to like, New Game Plus 4.
Is there?
Okay.
Would I recommend Nio 1 and 2 first?
before new three you don't have to know you definitely don't have to definitely
no two you think so dude I'm bad a man I'll take six to him but on a carpet 82
thank you guys
I've ever gone past new game and base game and you know I think in neo1 I
did a little bit of new game plus to check out the new gear that drops
because that's when green gear starts dropping right I remember getting that
a little bit.
Going through the new game post kinda gets faster and faster though.
I think new game was like five times longer than getting to new game plus four.
Oh shit.
That's quite the difference.
I play both Ninja and Samurai, mostly Samurai though.
Mostly.
Okay, I think I'll just do the main boss.
Where's that chest?
What up, capsule?
That's my chest.
Is it over here?
Oh, it's in here.
Yep, that's why getting chests are very good.
Please
Okay, what is this area oh you need a compatible spirit calm to that man come to that
Yeah gear wise I literally just do the recommended like this unless you want to
find like it it is fun when you find like this a gear set that could have
like a cool set bonus then it's fun to farm those that's the only time I
really farm for gear that like keep it upgraded oh yeah feathers in the YouTube
We're so powerful
Sets our new game plus. No, not in the previous neos at least there. There's even sets here now
How the hell do you get to all it's here
Yeah, you can farm levels if you want no doubt
No doubt
Yeah.
Kappa.
Oh my god.
yep all right I'm gonna whoa what it what is this area oh this is real time
them that okay holy shit no I'm gonna go for this to see if I can unlock that
new spirit this is where the main story is I can't fast travel during battle
I'm in battle? Where?
Now I can. Alright, let's see here.
What's the name of this main quest I have?
It's not a break toast.
Have I seen this emote?
Let me see.
Um.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Ella Kappa?
It doesn't supposed to be my posture.
I have not seen it until now.
This Johnny can add it.
Yeah.
Pastelli thinks the 104.
Thank you.
Let's see let me just see where dude. I have 13 samurai points and 14 ninja points
It's crazy
The battle of futamata castle. Yeah, yes
I am allowed to definitely do this because I know what the quest is called that I'm not allowed that that after that quest
I have to stop
I don't remember.
Where's the Requiem?
What is it?
27?
Or was there early access to?
I don't remember.
to the community. I thank you
I'm
Heard of yap-yap yep, sure have
What a fake wall.
Okay.
Slow it down there cowboy.
What is happening?
Oh, that was a crucible guy.
Cool
Wait, why is it like water stuff here like clams and shit
The samurai must lay down his life for loyalty and yet my loyalty lies in a realm beyond death.
Oh shit, he's humongous!
Okay, so just like a mirror image, okay, I see it.
No, the grab!
Ahhhh!
Oh no.
what is that okay and what is that all right
All right, actually might be a pretty tough fight at least.
Yeah, this man is water-yutsugai.
their yupps so yo epic like some 90 you probably just blocked that that's the
thing as a big greedy
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I'll just follow that.
The onion!
Okay, that was insanely delayed.
Alright, alright, alright.
Ugh!
Oh, my neglect.
Oh
Yeah, the day of after image
the
the
Don't get greedy.
Fuck, I was gonna...
Thanks.
It's alright.
I pissed on you.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Did I bleed bloodage? I did, yeah.
I did, I did, I did, I did.
Prize winning time. Should be easy now.
Because he's a PZ.
Oh
No
I will not die!
Not by my Lord!
I will not be secure!
I was at the same gun finish man and it was at a second after big comb I don't
know if it looked if it stayed though okay did I get something split stave
Oh, I think I just got a split-stave. Yeah, I did. I was a cool fire
Defeated the demon of me. Yeah immortal. Yeah, why thank you. I wasn't just luck
Well with this I will be able to report good news to my lord. Thanks to your distracting the enemies
And who can't cosplay him?
Make your way back to Hamamatsu castle once you are ready
This is still back to the food tomorrow the castle
Cool yeah, okay, I can this fucking message go away a
A weapon of a new type, yeah, the split staff, huh?
Here, oh yeah, it's these.
Yeah, it could be very Wukong with this.
But...
Noooo.
Mark my words.
But it is far too early for a report of...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything else over here?
Anything else over here?
No. Did it? I don't. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Zebra. Thanks for the tier two eighty three.
is cool here is the main gotta speak to honzu we have something here too I might
as well I didn't get a new spirit though did I know I'll continue for as long as
I'm allowed. Yeah, well, potato the year said that is actually true. Oh, my God. Whatever,
we're fine. Oh, yeah. Attack Maulster II. Give me this enduring vigor. First key after
burst break, versatility. Grants you the versatility status enhancement when you
hit an enemy with martial arts. Versatility stack will increase by one
every time you land a strike up to a max of nine. The higher it gets the more
damage or melee attacks will deal. Each martial art must be unique to count
towards its effect. An advanced version of a skill denoted by two is considered
the same. Wow this is perfect for the gloves man. It do be. Alright. Defense
monster is there that's cool and oppressive strength. Prevent you from
being staggered during strong attacks and martial arts. Oh shit that one's
insane with the brasen gum.
Yeah, I gotta use that. That's crazy. Aerial mastery. Key consumption midair. Okay, that's
cool.
I'm running away from him.
Because it's true Silver Syndrome.
Because it's simply the truth.
Yeah, yeah, I'm for sure.
feeling ready, but I'm definitely nervous too.
Ah, it's Lord Takeda.
The Takeda forces, Delfin, appeared in Nikita Gahalla in the northwest.
Scouts even say they saw Takeda himself in the vanguard.
I'm concerned with what he's doing, but we must take advantage of this chance.
Killing him will throw the enemy forces into disorder.
Lord Geyasa has already taken his finest troops to Nikita Gahalla,
will follow close behind there is no time to delay join me at once okay we got a
go back to the castle sure
slash thanks for the 16 slash slash wait it's over here now let me if I got a
battlefield okay sure I guess we go that way what up pop in all good up
we're well ready for the weekend I'm excited I'm excited other than that just
chilling with chat doing some neo probably some horror game later maybe
some lads the embargo for this game lifts tomorrow I'm still allowed to
to continue though. I'm allowed to do the entire region here so which I kind of have soon. It looks like...
Impossible.
Impossible to find a timing for this I swear or maybe I'm just old.
No, that can't be it.
That can't be it.
My controller layout is B, actually. Warm gas.
Do this.
yo Lancelot, thanks for the fact, will I play Yakuza Kiwami 3 since I didn't play the OG?
No, I'm a Yakuza Hater now, after Mirror Face.
It's over.
Also, apparently, Yakuza 3 Kiwami is butchered.
What up, Nautilus?
I definitely want to watch Iron Lone, yeah.
The universe is so cool and interesting.
Man Drizzy there's gonna be a dachia so
What? It's stuck in the mountain wall.
Come on, man.
I'm gonna play Kivami 3 for rubber explosions and rubber pavements.
The DUI though? If I were to play a Yakuza, I'd do infinite money.
My full game- No, still restricted. But the embargo lifts tomorrow.
But I'm not at the end of the restricted. I'm still allowed to continue. I know what the final quest is called
That I'm allowed to not go. I'm allowed to do the quest but I'll go past it
Yeah, it's over, Janus. I mean, we had a good run, though. Should have stopped on six.
Yeah, should have stopped on six.
Where is it? Oh, no, you can't see it.
No, 7 was sick. It was very good.
You can change your look with Samurai Ninja? Yeah, you can.
You can't make one male, one female, though. It doesn't work.
They gotta be the same body time.
Minus one.
Plus two.
I think it's like an AOE to ruin their key or whatever.
Any lads today? I mean, maybe?
Mesh, thanks to 18, thank you.
Lads, lads, lads.
Oh, you have to go around like this to get to the battlefield.
Okay, level 43? What level am I?
46, yeah, we're good.
you
you
foul fear of moves, thanks 41, lads lads lads
true
I don't like that backstab. I would have liked the more traditional backstab
So skipper reminded me of this pose I saw yesterday an Instagram reel I just got like a million pop-ups
I think I have to sign I know
your car got the climate of a tattoo shop now yeah I want to rewatch Naruto dude
What a beast gotta do it gotta do it
That's a shortcut, huh?
Can you jump over there the fillers yeah, but you can skip the fillers though
watching big three in 2026 what are the big three is it not Naruto bleach one
piece yeah Naruto bleach in one piece I remember that because I had a friend's
birthday and there was like a question thing and one of the questions was what's
the big three in anime and I got it wrong I wrote like Dragon Ball Naruto and
something else
something else
Well, this would be a shortcut.
Oh, here you can get to that.
Okay, in this area that I haven't really done.
I will get there.
Is Bleach over?
That show's over, right?
Wait, he came back?
Oh, so it's not over?
Sorry, I'm just thinking.
I'm sorry, I'm just just thinking.
Oh the bomb guy's over, but the show's final arc is now, okay.
99% hit equals miss. I want to play X-Cal, man. It's gonna be so fun. How did the twitch integration work?
Did it work well?
Thank you for the raid salad. Thank you, dude. I hope you had a good strum. It mostly works, but it just wasn't naming chatters
random enemies. Okay
So the enemy part didn't work.
I've never played XCOM.
Never ever.
Oh, OK, salad.
Sick.
Don't don't either. Thanks 33. Thank you. I don't know what month I'll do it.
I wanna do God of War marathon man.
But first February needs to be over.
February is two stacked with games man, there's so many cool games coming out.
Six out in the rest temple stream? No, no, no.
is there yeah Resident Evil and then the new sticks game and then the what was it Gustav
must die or whatever I don't remember the name
Oh, it's Crimson Desert this month, isn't that Marge?
Yeah, Marge. Yeah. Marge 11.
I just got one of the glaives
Forgive me.
You must retreat!
Over here!
We can see through.
Oh, I let us play yap yap by himself.
There's no way.
Is this the great ninja war here?
He is? What the hell? This said we might lad today if he finishes his run. How can
he play yappy app without us? How can he? I can't believe this. The lads are over.
actually finished. There's nothing we can do in invigorating arcs. I'm reading when
you do damage. Oh yeah, I got a battle stroll. Benchful blade. Okay. Horse bleeding pedals.
Oh my god a battle scroll give me some health and some right now I don't need
more magic or anything it's quite fine without it
of
death
of
death
of
three
their ninja deal so much damage in the back
I mean, those games are cool, but there's also a lot of talking.
one month
Oh, my niggle. Okay, slow down.
Well, it's been a while since they've played Garfield Kart.
Yeah, maybe. Who knows?
No, of course not.
Of course not, man.
That would be crazy.
Okay, yep.
Okay, yep.
Yeah, regular I think you you to do
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This way?
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Yeah, let by Sulu-ing Yap-Yap, I can't believe it.
The betrayal is insane.
I am no hamster man.
Oh, you're so fucking me.
I am no hamster man.
Oh, you're so fucking cute.
Lucky.
Did Voo call me?
Why thank you, Mashiro Melody.
Thank you, you see that chat?
Fuck yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
How big.
That's enough paid chatter on this chatter.
He's right y'all crypt makes five air anniversary man and regular things the five of you two do thank you
God I fucking hate
I'm sure cut nice
Nice.
Volo and you're just projecting because you're going mega-balled and I'm not.
True. Yeah, he's right.
What he just blocked out like it was nothing.
Look at this!
Okay, is that me?
Punched his head off Jesus Christ
He blocked it a singer?
Oh man
What's the weapon? It's a Sistis. It's a Sistis one.
Oh, there's a shortcut. We're coming up on a big boss fight for sure.
What did my bros say?
Man, I'm so who's shootin'!
of
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Do do.
Anyone mentioning my hairline is definitely projecting.
My hairline hasn't moved since I was born.
Alright, a little bit later since I was born, alright.
Ozzy, that's the truth. That is the truth, it's the truth.
Is the truest thing ever said in this stream actually unironically
And I was up to ball that
Then your forehead is enlarging yeah, cuz I'm getting smarter with age dude my brain is growing
That's how it works.
Oh, mega-boss, no, wait.
There was a ladder shortcut here.
Yeah, there.
Big boss is happening now, no doubt.
How's the game?
Look at it by as I like the YouTube, but I'm sure the open world is very rewarding
thus far.
It's actually fun to explore.
You're here.
This time, I will destroy you.
I shall now demonstrate the truth of my resolve.
Wow, the horse lost his head.
Alright.
Oh, okay, you got a side step back.
the road is fucking dead
Let me buff her coward
I need some stamina man, I got nothing.
Let me keep that meter please. I can finish in style.
Same boss from Metroid?
If only we lived in a world where no one had to become a yokai.
Do I get a spirit now?
doesn't look like a nine tails though
oh fuck is there a phase two now?
Now there's just a spike.
What in the world?
Jared, it's 55.
It's another crucible.
It's at Yokai's.
Crucible!
Summon to the skies by those who harbor Crucianite within them.
From there it spawns Crucibles to plague the land.
Lord Ieyes is probably in the Crucible, but you are the only one who can reach him.
I beg of you, lend Lord Ieyes your aid.
Sure.
If you ever use it in the river, there's one that I have one that comes to mind immediately
It's it's when he's learning to upgrade his his right that's a gun right, but he hasn't mastered it yet
and he uses it on that like
guy with masks
And then
You see like when he uses it on them and you see how it like his skin gets like pierced or like millions of needles
And then his like body disintegrates
Did it ask him to shirk in there?
That was cool
That arc was pulled yeah, it's cool as cool as hell. Wow I'm full epic
Yo, uh, thank you Shinimzu. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Uh, alright, we... Yeah.
Nah, Keiren is also cool. Man, that one's cool, yeah.
Alright, it's another crucible.
I'm enjoying this more than Neo2. I think at least. I mean I enjoyed Neo2 also, but I really like this like, yeah
Oh, here we go. It's a second crucible
Why are you lep up his yappy absolute?
Ask him.
I don't know man.
It's so over.
This oppressive strength one is absolutely ridiculous for this build.
We're interviewing staggered during strong attacks and martial arts while arts proficiency is active.
That means I can cast it as a gum.
But, like...
uninterrupted...
when I have it active. That's crazy.
Insane.
Anyways, yeah, cool.
What the...
Make it out of here alive.
Mind size on sale?
Holy.
30 bucks, man.
Wait, recent reviews are very positive.
Am I just getting em read it by just standing here? I am what the hell's
going on?
way says thanks so bro thank you an anonymous earlier thank you
when art now comes out you should play mindzines
I
Know I don't think so
What that was fire are you that's it they look like something
I mean, it's not a lot I got to
redo. I was just shocked.
Yeah, it's Amakarosu dude, it's true.
True.
I was like, oh, is this some kind of new interactive?
No, you just die immediately.
Wait, this guy also has Amaterasu.
I
Wait what I could have just gone here maybe this is opened up
This game is indeed open world.
Ever seen the route to pull out a fucking hand cannon?
Oh yeah, he's in fortnight.
An autonomous stinky zoo.
The hand cannon has like not much ammo though, but you have a matchlock instead.
kind of cool. Have I reached an Ashengan Arc? Yeah, I mean, I have a clever Ashengan.
I'm working on the upgrade, but I gotta find the trainer, you know?
Aaaaanyway...
...base...
...judgement! And...
No.
No.
Oh, there's dudes here fighting.
I can't see.
Naruto, Kim Kardashian, John Wick, Peter Griffin and Iron Man can jump in a big robot together.
Fucking Kim Kardashian?
What is going on in that game?
A power pill? I never used these things.
My Ruto became this so him having guns is not a big thing.
what the fuck is this from that must be a filler episode right it's gotta be a
filler episode
Brazilian arts, oh it's an epic text, nice.
They have Mecha Naruto as a character in one of the Ninja Storm games, they do?
Oh my god, what is this enemy?
I am in the first region with the second crucible now.
Now, after a certain mission I'm not allowed to progress anymore until tomorrow, but I'm
I'm still not at that mission, but you're allowed to play far.
Resilient Arts, I'm just gonna check what that was.
Get some more stamina, that's good for this.
Resilient Arts, here.
Prease damage still by strong attacks
and Marshal's by 8%.
Oh my God.
Okay, uh...
Fuck. Yeah, I need more stuff.
No, the demo ended a little bit ago, yeah.
got separated one such as I cannot kill you must be allow me to hold the enemy
off here
my lord is illy is it 69 thank you dude
what is this
They must be having some fun with these filler episodes.
I wonder if this guy is like the katana trainer or monster.
Take this!
Might be some lads who are later... not sure... yet.
Wait, is this a hot spring? There's no way, right?
Wait, is it? Wait, it is a hot spring. Okay. That's cool.
Yeah, Lepa's abandoned us, it's so over.
Our character did I make a Neo2?
I do not remember, probably I think Kratos maybe.
Was it Kratos that one?
Yeah.
Why I have no weapon equipped, I do, they're cysts.
Oh my god, fuck me.
Oh, I can't get up to him either.
Lel.
Holy spammer.
No, not these fucking wheels.
And then he pushes me into the- oh my god.
That's an annoying area.
Oh, okay.
He didn't make a hit by it this time.
What what
Okay, is he coming this way hey, that's better for me
Why no no no come here come here
I
Can't greet it
All right, we're good
If I do the reactions of the people that watch those in the road episodes on TV where he
randomly turns into a plane in a car, I'm not epic though.
Oh this is a different, okay there's different paths you can take here, but there is something
to the left. Oh yeah, there is no white flame anymore. No way, it is over here. Oh, you can
go here though. Oh yeah, there's one of these mega enemies here or whatever.
I wasn't in the fire
Don't tell me this guy's gonna respawn
Where's my body?
I don't know where my body's at.
Auto-recovered it.
Oh, yeah, I might have a passive on my gear that does that, okay, yeah.
Don't push my a- Yes, yes, yes, yes, let's put white flame across the arena and have
the world's biggest knockback enemy.
So you instantly die everywhere
Wait, what's this?
No, I don't greet it, I'm gonna go into the fire and die.
No, there's another fuck. No, there is
Okay, I don't want to attack you me keeps running into the fire
Okay, yeah, I guess I'll yeah, I mean yeah
That's what you get you she's me. I she's you
Wait, that wasn't even the guy the guy is up here. Oh
It's this guy
Okay, cool. Cool! Barretown, thanks 37, Hadoo, and base Ico, thanks for the sub, thank you.
All right, let's go.
This reminds me of Lost Izalith.
Where else go?
Oh, core.
Oh, thanks.
I'm not sure if I'll ever use it, but good to have a gals.
Zoom!
Muffin takes the 40 I had four months for assessments in the past two days and I've passed all four of them
Congrats to your guys were
I'm going to get you.
Yo, Zard, that was a weekend.
Yeah, I think 64.
You too, dude.
Have a nice weekend.
Even though it's Wednesday, but...
Okay, kill this guy first.
Okay, yep.
Okay.
Fall.
Okay, yep.
Okay, buff.
Buff.
Slow down.
Okay, I guess I'll fall here, fuck it.
Our shadows turned off. No, they're just off in this area, I guess.
Oh, here's another dude.
Oh, is it him?
Okay, let me kill the adds first though.
kill the ad please for the love of god worship
I should be the only guy got knocked out.
That won't matter though.
Okay, he's got a Y-slash. Alright. Slow him down. Fuck, I should have attacked there.
I get Okie here. Wow, I'm dead.
Okie dokie dude. Nice! Ok, yeah, alright. I mean, yeah.
I have cheated death time and time again.
I am a master of tactical entries, and I will not be defeated.
I will not let you hear my roar.
You can't tell a loser as a first-time chat.
I should be fucking illegal.
Oh my god, you're shot.
I
Will now make good on the days I owe my lord I refuse
Shut up man fuck
And the Sack-Eyes had actually died before the Seligram and my Lord's face.
And it seemed as if it must already knelt as if it was closed.
However, as long as my Lord draws breath, he can rise again.
And look at me. Me, Satan. Take this. And try to care for me.
Ah, the split glaive? Switch glaive? Yeah, that's a samurai weapon now. It is.
Not a huge fan of it. Not a huge fan of it. Axe would be cool. Lumberchop. But I already
fan of it axe would be cool lumber chop but I already played axe a lot in was it
NEO 2 or 1 or something.
Well, I'm playing the new Tekken-like game from right.
Did you say Tekken-like?
Uh, no plans to, no.
The shining stone sustains me.
I'll foolish of you to have hated the depths of hell.
It's nine tails!
I pray you won't disappoint me.
Oh, this is the Kira Shining.
Okay, after this I think I have to stall.
Story-wise.
Oh, shit, I don't want to buck myself.
Okay, yep.
Okay.
This is animal.
Buff?
I could have turtled in there.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Well, I could have turtled in there
Shit, I don't know what to do with all the life
Oh, he has no stamina.
I'm gonna risk it.
Okay, good damage.
Fuck me.
Should not get hit by that
Okay, that's a red finish
What the fuck
I'm not gonna see, I think it's after this guy I'm not.
I can win this though. This is kind of easy. I just said I'm just going to buff myself.
I
Wait
Ass in my
At last, I've got no fight.
No fight, so strike!
What the fuck do you avoid that?
Okay, let me buff off.
I mean you laugh.
Stop!
Damn it, Tom!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
It said I couldn't be interrupted with- oh, because it ran out, that's why.
I'm not sure if I can get it out of the way, but I'm sure I can get it out of the way.
I'm not sure if I can get it out of the way.
Don't greet it. Oh, I want to do so badly. And then I, if they don't hit it, I don't
know if they hit that one. Yo, cap boost, thank you. It's so easy when you get the
white gloves you just go ham
pace yourself brother
I'll find this day.
This is a battle I won't lose to you.
You've had my retainers with ease.
I belong on some ground.
Let's get over there!
Oh my god dodge the un-dodgeable. That's crazy.
Oh I want to greet so badly but don't do it.
It's a red dick!
Yash!
Let me pull off, please.
Nice.
Nice.
Please
Should don't read your health
He's not going to morph now.
I have white gloves already, but I don't want to pop them, ZOO!
AHH!
Oh my god, wait.
I can finish in style.
I'm going to do it.
I have to do it.
I have to do it.
Oh!
Believe it!
Hot stickers, beer.
Is that the Nine Tails dude?
Yeah, let's say it is.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not going to...
Oh.
Oh no, he walks away.
Okay, yeah.
Wait, what was the name of this quest?
See, now I'm confused.
Fiery Invasion.
I don't think that was it.
Did I just spoil?
Story quests in warring states.
That was not it.
I can continue.
Because I know what the quest is called where I'm not allowed to continue.
And I mean we didn't...
Yeah I can actually continue.
That wasn't it actually.
Moving on.
Oh
Pursuit is unwise.
This is the man known as the Tiger of Kai.
Soldiers will be lying in wait.
Thanks to you, I still draw breath.
This defeat will stay with me forever.
Those who have joined our cause.
Those who dream of a peaceful world.
We are shouldered inescapable hardships.
The lives of even the most innocent have been taken.
The burden of what you feel and hope for may grow heavy indeed, and you may even come to
blame me.
Even so, I cannot halt my advance.
No matter how tarnished my image becomes, the path to peace may be long and steep.
But I press onward.
No, no difficulty setting now.
One step at a time.
I
Got a new animal
Oh, okay, Janus. Yeah, I knew that. I knew he wasn't our grandpa, yeah.
Those with power cannot bring about peace from the wrong path.
Thus, I must seize the seats of Shogun.
Until then, I can ill-offall to halt my advance.
Hippos and Alba Regi, thank you guys!
I got Narikami Tanuki!
You can repel enemy burst attacks with Guardian Spirit Skills.
Burst Break Spirit, land a Guardian Spirit Skill while an enemy is using Burst Attack.
Similar to a Style Shift Burst Break, successfully repelling the enemy will interrupt their
attack and deal damage to their life and key while also greater reducing their
maximum key so you can do an attack instead of just parrying it well an
enemy's run about red aura burst attacks can also be settled repelled before the
attack is unleashed by Langian guardian spirit skill okay so it's two different
things you can do to prevent it moving on wait if I got the new one now
does that mean I can open up rocks and shit well I can't go here yet I
I can't go here yet. Can I I can't do this yet
Can I I can't do this I can't do shit
But we must remain vigilant the crucial night is still radiating light. We should read through as soon as possible
Please return to have our mouths castle. This game is like open region. Yeah, guys ski
It's not mission based
crucible crucible cruisey cruisey cruiseable
how the hell do you get in here again
I guess it's an I mean I did say that squirrel I guess
When can I get this? Or that? Or this?
Oh wait, I can actually get this I guess.
Oh I can get sunrise, I didn't realize. That's a great move.
Cause now I can do this.
Oh okay.
There it is.
Cool, what up Stan? Hey, scenario!
Go small Oatmeal man, go! Hey, thanks for the 23.
Ummm...
Right. Yeah, there's a shrine here.
it talked about the battle scrolls
change guardian spirit
boiling counter what is that
borrow or not to come with any of this power to cloak your arms in water then guard against attacks
Deflected attacks are countered with palm strike while deflected burst attacks stagger enemies.
I mean all I quit mate I haven't found my cannon one yet
I've got to be able to put on some more gear.
Oh yeah, I'm also sorry.
video game character would you wish to meet RL? Violet. Yeah we gotta go back there now.
I'll do it.
Man, I wish I could have unlocked so I could do the most, so I can open up some of these.
I need more guard- maybe you get some Guardian Spirits if you do the Tiger of Kai, for example.
Let's go do that.
Eve's Stellar Blade?
Oh yeah, shit, the doggy.
Let's get the doggy out real quick.
I'm not gonna go off next to that.
Oh my god there's just sound effects everywhere.
Here.
I'll stand here.
What the fuck?
Why is it a single garf?
I hate Garfield okay hold up I'm just gonna get the dog out
That was a big point.
Oh
I'm moving on.
La la la.
Chow dog, thank you, Rapplax, thank you.
I was on my ass yet we march abducted by aliens yet we march casculate yet we march
What does a doctor by aliens mean?
Oh, have you brought something to show me?
This is Lord shingan gave this charm to one of his potatoes
I
Sent us great confidence. It's very friend Lord Baba. No, no
He too hope that Lord shingan would rule the land
It's good, but it's not enough. I must know more about Lord shingan's mind
More?
This is Lord Schengen's warfare.
Incredible.
I feel the compassion he felt for his people.
I sense his resolve to make sacrifices to save the country.
We're getting closer.
All soldiers have doubts and concerns.
I mean, me too, but it has to be the right game.
It GOTS to be the right game.
Where is this?
In the middle of nowhere?
I haven't been here, I just realized. Wait, locked? Why?
Oh...
Hmm... Hmm...
Stellar Blade? Does Stellar Blade have a randomizer? How long will I be running at the Rebel event? And how fast?
Uh...
Are you one of the other captains of the other teams? Are you trying to reveal my strat?
Guns of War gave hugs a resub, thank you.
No, that'll be like three or four sessions.
Like 5KH, I guess.
Four or five.
because the nighttime runs that are gonna be the most rough they're gonna be
the worst
Just not heard the run on the treadmill easy peasy.
I should re-do my mmmm.
Not sick, your run was hard as shit.
I can't get there. It's over.
Mmmm.
Yeah, there is no way there.
Unless you...
Unlock the door, I guess.
What's worse, running an outer garf?
Garf.
For sure.
I've been there no I haven't I've just unlocked like to show everything
Yeah, it's a Zizaki. Thank you. No, I haven't actually been here. It's just because I've
done enough exploration, but I'll check over here. You should suggest the wings for live
folks that changed the chasing car into Garfield? No. No I shouldn't. Actually yeah I should
because then I'll probably win the event, what an eye. Just run from Garfield because
I never want to be close to him. Yo Karechia, thanks for that. Happier? Oh wait, yeah,
Oh yeah! Oh yeah, I never did this.
Yeah, um...
Say it ain't so...
I wanna get this counter down.
It's impossible. What is the frames? Bring up the frames. It's impossible to do this counter.
whatever. Um, oh yeah, I meant those. Well, why thank you. Yeah, this whole area is just
it's locked off for now
i don't know why
it is what it is uh... just continue i guess
but i i can't get in here i
the game does not allow me.
We go... where is it?
Where's the main?
There, I'm blind.
There.
I did ring the big bell.
Yeah, I didn't do anything.
You found countering with sword much harder
because of the directional input.
Let me blow your mind like a chatter
did to me yesterday, Vatos.
Go to options.
Go to controls.
Go to configure controls
and switch to type B. Look what it says in the bottom middle. This control tap uses L1
plus triangle or square to activate some martial arts. That includes the parry. So L1 and Triang-
you can't do it here in this area, but L1 and triangle will be the sword parry then.
It is so much better. Like it makes life so much better if you use those abilities a lot.
You never have to do a forward input again like that.
troops or horses to attack shingan must be killed takachino and you are the
only one who can do it oh shit
oh wait now now I can go to the area I just tried to enter yeah morning
I don't know. Beyond this gate
you should be able to go through
to reach the clifftops
unnoticed. There is only one way for us to defeat him.
This game has no difficulty options.
Crucianite must be destroyed.
Let's go.
Yeah, this game actually does have no difficulty options.
Tiger's cause, the Fifta Kina Shingan. There it is, yeah.
Cool.
But yeah, now I can just sword pair by holding block and pressing triangle or other abilities. It's just so much better.
Blackhorn, thanks 81, I'm sorry dude!
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll use your new game post, I guess, Sylvia.
According to my calculations, you've streamed shitty horror games for 800 hours.
It's baseless, you could've finished the Witcher 3 16 times,
phone fans 7 rebirths 17 times, home night silksong 20 times.
Or we could've wasted this time on learning German language.
Are you saying it's a waste of time to learn the German language?
Yeah, Swedish is not worth learning.
That is the truth.
Oh my god, Mario Skeletor.
I might do some horror later.
I'm coming up on the part where I'm not allowed to really continue.
I'm allowed to do this full next section
But after that I can't continue until tomorrow. Those wasn't real good Tomfus. I just found Kappa
My god
I got switched to spirit. I don't like this one
That's Farakura.
We're saying in Sweden, like, everyone just speaks English, like, pretty much everyone.
Yeah, Karel.
That's awesome, dude.
I'm learning Espanol with my Duolingo.
Your Soy Mui Alto, uh, true? Yes.
I
Die
Oh, he's up there chilling.
Yo, Niggs, thanks for giving Glacial a sub.
I'm sure it's a inspiration.
I'm going to do a...
a golden with fist and killer who's out of y'all enjoy Zanzibar sounds good dude
I think you chain is thank you I don't get me wrong I know how to say mega I know how
to say all these words but we just don't say that in Sweden like it's me I got
Oh fuck one of these easy guys again wait
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Did I just...
Listen, I gotta kill this guy.
can you die you have no
I'm not saying gun.
My god, so what do you also go?
Yep, yep, yep.
Top row.
Top row.
Top row.
Top row.
top row?
top row?
top row?
top row?
I barely even remember it, Ashrae. Barely.
Did I like Vulong and Ronin? Yeah, I did, but especially Ryzen Ronin. That game was
peak
Oh yeah, the Roller incident, true.
Your two characters. Yeah, you have two forms and you can change what the way they look if you want or you can keep them the same
Oh, dude, I do not want to fly here
Has anyone gotten a tattoo of you or one of your emotes?
I think someone got like the logo or something a long time ago, I think so.
damn sure.
I think I like this more than you too.
I think so.
Give me a round.
Yo, LR. Good luck.
Hi, Chats.
Hey, thanks.
Be wise today.
Like people happy.
Thank you.
We forgot.
It made Giko make 61 to Nukes.
Again, thanks for gifting a subaru, dude.
There is a lot to see and do here.
Neo2 is sick, yeah.
I guess I'll just go from here.
You're gonna get soy point tattooed on both of your ass cheeks.
Fair.
Fair.
probably would have jain is here
touch over to god
yeah thanks for the crime did my best now
This fucking soy dash shit
I
You get no distance with it
You do not Monty it's in the one of the battle tracks Neo2 had the exact same thing
Tomorrow I can basically play the full game except show the ending but not getting to the ending that quick
So I'm going to play for as much as I can here now because I'm almost at the limit.
And then I can continue tomorrow, but then we could probably do some live horseshit.
Where am I? Oh, there's a cave here. Must be a bonus. Oh, fuck. Alright, buddy. Sure.
Did I reach King and Absurd? Yeah, I was... simple.
half sword is great if they fix the game yeah this must be like a bonus I'm going
to maybe this is where that quest is Maruta sounds like Twilight Princess Link never played
that but I would like to so skid oh sounds exactly like him which is really
scary
this is where the quest is yeah now I'm on the other side of this let's see
I
What up our game our chain taquitos there it is that's the item I was looking for nice
Thank you for the hundred six and also it takes two years
God the urge to just smack the camera when doing that
of
Yeah, I don't think so. Oh, it's one of these. I don't remember what you have to do on these.
Is it a gesture?
Isn't it depending on like their eyes or something? What they want to see?
to death by the midi caliber for their neutral behavior because he's got is that yellow ice
I guess?
Uh oh.
Oh he didn't like that.
Now they're very red.
I'm due backflip.
His eyes were blue though.
Hey, thanks.
Alright, yellow is neutral.
Whistling is neutral.
How's there never been an eye-colour thing with those guys, okay.
I remember wrong then.
Yeah, I didn't know the yellow emotes were the neutral ones though.
It's not like it says neutral here.
We got that, we did that, we're good.
This one is over here. This one is not over here. It's inside there.
Oh, it's... what?
What?
of
So epic now
Well, maybe it's under here though, like you might go down.
Attack at a flag will fly above Hamamatsu come morning.
I move to take Kyo-to, join me in my conquest, and Hamamatsu shall be yours.
It seems our paths are at odds.
Then you shall meet the earth in the afterlife.
Oh
Well
It seems to be the end of the first area, I'm not allowed to show more until tomorrow.
After this
Okay, that's mega delayed
I should be easy perry calm
It's fine, you're chillin'.
I haven't used any buff yet, now.
Fuck.
Come on that fuck I thought so easy and then I switched to heavy for him which I never should have done
It was so free and easy. It was so free and easy. I didn't even use any buffs
Why I used ones I guess
That was the freeest of the easiest of free
I want to heal.
Okay.
of
I see.
I'm so not worth it!
Oh, it was gonna be, I agree a bit, and now I pay with my life and pay with your blood!
Fuck.
Okay.
It was so free and I greeted fucking classico.
Classico, dude.
I did my right thing, oh yeah, oh yeah man.
The deaths don't need to worry about how long we're winning the story.
You'll never make it to that part of the game.
I'm only greeting dude, the moment I see the white gloves I just want to go all out this one's master.
You can't do it in boss fights like this because you tank too much damage
Don't greet, play it safe and smart just like you're doing right now.
Fucking greet it, it was worth it.
Oh my god, this long ass. Stop, ass. Oh my god, I'm actually omega than anything.
I have forgotten how to act- Oh my god, brain. Brain. I have forgotten how to activate the
mega form even though I just did it brain child was the input to make a
Therefore...
Oh, yeah, triangle in circle.
What the hell's going on, man?
I was ass. I was in the wrong form. Why am I okay? Don't just don't breathe. Literally
just cast it when you have time. That's it. That's the only time you do it. It's movesets
It's mega free, just like literally just chill out, man.
Okay, yeah.
Now, cast it.
All right, it's over.
I was so close to finishing with style I was so close I almost not like right in
midair and then it with would like a fucking millimeter or some shit I wanted
to go out in style
Okay, now I'm not gonna go for style anymore, now I'm just gonna go for the W.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
I'll press the S.
I mean
It's over.
The Takada are invincible. There has been a battle we could not win.
Nothing's coming, Akajima.
Another hit.
Thanks, man.
Is this to be my final fight?
wait are you actually gonna okay we'll get a lure
But disease and aging impeded my progress.
I will not stop until this country is mine.
And I grow impatient with my imminent death.
I clutch these shining stones, praying for abundant life.
I will not hesitate to make sacrifices for my people.
Resolute, I hurry down my path.
This old soldier lacks sufficient strength.
I'm left with no recourse, but to entrust Tokugawa with my cause,
And fade away
Hazar Ancestral Blessing truly run its course.
do not defy heaven, but grow old and perish.
So taught the Buddha.
What's a beautiful morning?
Lucky does most of this seem to happen in the retreat
Kongu G. Shee
Hmm oh in hand style shape
There we go, story-wise, I'm not allowed to do more now.
This is not easy mode, this is like the hardest mode ever made in the game.
Alright.
Hey, am I allowed to like, leave this area?
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck. Listen, I want to leave the area, right?
Well then, on to the next fight.
The mirror I gave you should guide your path.
Speak with me again when you are prepared.
I but I'm not prepared but I'm not allowed to leave either I'm not prepared
Let's just meet again, Takashiya.
It's gonna be no binaga again.
Even though we should be dead.
Chad, close your eyes!
I
Yeah, I guess this game sick. What the fuck is that?
travel back please oh snow physics can I no no no no no I I cannot continue oh
travel through time you can fast travel to any shrines okay I gotta get this
shrine so I can fast travel back
hey you close your day of ice hey emin rye by the way thanks to the four ears
some reef like sub and nebo thanks sub you too and Laura I think 31 and mix hold
on is 133 okay it's right there I don't think I can quick travel before that
fast travel unavailable it says so
Oh, really?
Here.
No, let's not follow.
Not until tomorrow.
Oh, that's actually really cool.
Huh.
Wait, why am I not using Awakening?
Oh, because you can only have one Mauster at a time.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
I can only have one
Yeah.
So, I gotta choose between
or whatever. I see it. Okay,
What do you say? The embargo lifts tomorrow. We're just not allowed to show the end of the game tomorrow
But that won't be for a while. So this is Kong-Gishi
Yeah, we try that one I guess
Okay, let me new visitor. Yeah, no no no no no no. Oh, yeah, that's listen. I ain't doing shit someone said you could um I
I still can't do this.
I can do this one now.
Yeah, because I got the new spirit thing.
I can check other stuff now here.
There's not too many though.
Our game do we play after this?
Yeah, happy I'm with lads, there is no lads.
Yeah, now we can open these up.
What if I'm not allowed to do that?
No, of course I am.
I'm allowed to do everything in the first region, I think.
Um...
Yeah, I mean it's fine
No crushed
of
42 and 2, sick.
I wanted to get to this monster in case it's the fist monster.
but I calmed I think there is like two more after this one I can enter and then
there's nothing else more we can do it's not allowed to there's one over here to
the left so I remember
Hmm. Yeah, I can't continue tomorrow. Can I get gloves that are like that? Oh my god.
No I get ninja locks. Oh yeah, let's see how many. I have 17 samurai and 19 ninja points.
I mean it's, I, I, there's no, I, I don't need to
unlock anything there right now.
I, I could learn this stuff, I guess.
Yeah, I can make gloves, yeah. It's true.
I'm just waiting until I find the handboats,
because these abilities, they cost three points each.
That's why I'm not using them.
There's one in the beginning here. Yep, there it is.
There's just not a close run to that.
Spear moveset? I mean I don't have any abilities on log, but yeah.
It's not a counter, what is that?
You can respect whenever you want, yeah.
Hey, that's a cool ability.
Why is this dance?
Classic.
Classic.
It's the same moves from the other games.
Did I find any crucible fist weapons?
Not that I know of.
I mean, to be honest, I haven't checked.
Wait.
Fist...
There is one.
Oh my God.
until now unless I got them now maybe I did I've been using this samurai general
cestus by the way when I could have been using this shit look how cool that is
you have fists of reckoning as an art
Oh, high stance only?
What the fuck?
Isn't that Steve from Tekken?
Hey, it's the Hey Hot Sheet dude.
Yeah, you gotta max out familiarity with them to unlock the scale you do.
do anyways where am I going backwards you
can jump down after the bamboo but
oh hey thanks
cool I say it's a lot of time thank you
you can use an item to my oh yeah you
can but not a mind-playing with them it's alright it's cool no I'm done with
care unless I want to do free solo challenge of course
Oh, deadly eye for Samurai.
Prayer beads level 54.
Is that for this?
No.
This?
Yes.
this. Yes. Just equip the highest level of shit. Wait, does that work if you have white
gloves probably right no it doesn't because you have to do a light attack
before it yeah yeah yeah okay is there any other I can do I don't think so I
think that's it that is it you got to find like more spirits to do the others
we're done so man there is nothing else I can do I guess there's a kudama and
a chest there. How did I miss that? Oh, there's a fly. Oh, actually, there's an enemy camp
here I never did. No, it's not Garfield. He's never Garfield
car time
It's pretty good actually.
Underground dungeon where I am?
Uh, no.
No underground dungeon here.
Not that I know of.
Uh, we gotta check some horror games we could play.
I mean I have some I haven't played like the broken lore episode like um the broken lore episode like yeah
Come get a dungeon
Sub little dude you hiding over here. I hear you don't be shy
Yeah, how's them to crows is I played that didn't I
Wait was he behind that little cliff
the
gap yeah with the lads left lines already finished a single player it's over
It will be fun to play like Curse Companion or something though.
Maybe Larxay isn't busy today.
Maybe should be down.
Where the hell am I?
Where the hell am I?
Wait, I actually haven't been in this area.
I kinda have, but not really.
What up, Hatsu-Apple?
Oh yeah, Shrine here.
Still here. Kuromo, thanks 32.
Are they flying thing to drop a soul? I don't know what you use their souls for.
You can upgrade like your soul core and shit, but I think you need to get further in the story.
Or I need to go back to the hub and talk to someone.
Salah, do you know if Larxay is busy today?
Oh, yeah, I can also leave this one in, yeah, finally.
It's a pretty good move, that one.
How much of the game yeah, I've actually gone
I've gotten to the point where I'm not allowed to show anymore, like it's the next region.
But I have an area here, I haven't been in and stuff, so I'm just going through this.
These are awesome, yeah, they're really fun.
buffed his d-pad down it makes it so I get energy beams on heavy attacks
did they keep beyond infinity in this game
yes they did I mean or beyond infinity
is that
yeah they did yeah it's here
Hardest shit to time
Minds I update trailer where they actually have a trailer
You're so close to the truth.
Perhaps you need a little more motivation.
When you make a commitment you keep it even if no one cares, yikes.
Uh, you know...
Yeah...
Did you miss cinema? Wasn't really much cinema. Or do you mean in this game? Then yes.
Still first region? Yeah, it's first region.
Oh
Yeah, mix thanks to 133 pulsing for key is the key to his heart
His blows are on point and his dodges are art slaying big yokai with his
DIY we've
What does DIY stand for?
He absorbs all our jobs because chat is a dweeb with swords or spears or kusari gamma Ella can't help but
Oogle a large asset mama happy month celebration of 133 thanks for the streams and spouting rhymes made by me
Oh yeah do it yourself right
Yeah
Thank you mix. Thank you. Look at salad's message. What salad say? What salad say?
Salasay?
Oh, she's not feeling well. Oh, I hope she feels better. Hope she feels better. Maybe
Maybe we can play like a three player.
Kappa!
Dude!
The game has three players co-opping with each other?
High guard.
Oh yeah, it's 5v5, right?
Oh, you don't feel like some high guard in solid?
What about vermin tide?
Top rope!
Did I play Dark Tide?
Yeah, I had a Corpo with it.
But I think when I played that, apparently the skill trees were like ass or something.
Relatted crawl?
This seems too easy. I am very over leveled for this area.
Skypiercer, ooh. That's for Sasuke right there.
Wait, did you guys forget about cursed words? No, but that's what we tried to get Larxa
for. That's a lot of reflex. Yeah.
Okay, I'm going here to try. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we could do
like a three player. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I mean, I'm down.
I am down.
He does not.
He does not.
snake bite
Meek up I could ask me cup I could maybe she wants to play yappy app or something
Snake bite increase the amount of damage over time you inflict
And then we got deadly eye damage of our range attacks, and then we have fortitude increase
He's lifelike 100. Not bad.
Gotta get up there.
Thank you.
Dude, the amount of damage you deal in the back of enemies is just ridiculous.
I don't like the backstab animation, but I really like the ninja finisher with a katana.
It's so sick.
Solid snake being the new operator Rainbow Six Siege.
Really?
That's kind of cool.
Door is locked.
Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada!
Oh, it has a launcher, nice.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Oh no, I'm just back here, okay.
I do have a split staff. Yeah, we do a little bit of kusari. I think I played kusari in first
45, thank you.
Damn, it just dismembers everything.
I don't really have any like abilities with it though, I could get, but I guess I'm too lazy.
Uh, I have one split staff I do.
Oh shit, okay.
Whoa.
No abilities with it.
Kappa.
actually quite satisfying this one wait have I already been here yeah I'm in an
area I've already been I thought this was the camp I the clear I'd love to see
like execution with this, but they need to they need to block my attacks I think
William from here won't be in this game, no
Yeah, you can hold a triangle to do this.
How the hell do I get up on that bridge?
Am I denting?
Is this dent-maxing?
Haven't I already been up?
It's right here.
Wait, this door was locked, though.
How the hell do I get in?
it's probably part of a quest in that case yeah probably fucking whatever I'm
gonna go here and turn this in finally as a hero arena shooter streamer how do
you feel about one of Overwatch newest heroes jetpack I think you're in the
wrong chat
A big bottle ain't grave with a Takeda clan's crest.
It seems to be an offering to the gods and a desperate one of that.
Hmm.
Who's the jetpack cat?
The fear of age and illness.
Hmm.
Takeda Shinkan truly was a rare and remarkable man.
He strove to become a choker, to save his people from the flames of war.
Perhaps fear of his own mortality is what led him astray.
You look like you know how to paint too.
I, Hasegawa Nobuhara, can no longer paint myself.
I wish to pass on my thoughts and techniques to you.
I am truly grateful for all of your assistance.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I'd like you to take this painting with you, fellow.
That was the longest quest in the game.
I got one ninja point
and a portrait of the boss I just killed.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Oh, no, it switched my ass again.
I'll have another split stuff.
Yeah.
Okay, uh, yeah.
I mean, yeah, that's about it.
There's not much more to really do.
I can't do this because you need a spirit thing.
Oh, the Ryotan temple, yeah.
It's true.
Oh, you can filter to hide.
Oh, here.
So now I can see everything that is not completed.
Okay, yeah, there's a spike there, for example.
Okay, this is really good. Thanks
Yeah, essentially it's this area
Yeah, there's a battle scroll too
This is true this this this is my product
This this this is my product
There's knives? Oh those are like dual, yeah.
Oh my god! What the fuck is this weapon?
I mean, it's dual katana, but yeah, yeah, tea doll
Actually a good weapon
Mountain Hawk, what is that?
Oh, yeah, I played hatches in you too a bit too floating vine. Oh shit sick move
But a but a but a but a bubba I got a lot some moves without the katana because I actually have a few cool ones
I could do now
Okay, let me see if there's any person of firing vision.
I think these all do, I guess.
But this is a whole like area, well, not that big I guess, unless, yeah, I've already
been there.
Well, not been there, but let me see, um,
poor aura.
See if there's anything we could scout out that looks cool and interesting or
something or that.
Here's the app.
Yeah, good reviews.
I mean, I'll be down to play.
Yep.
Yep.
High guard.
The dark rights of Arkham.
New face on the bloke.
I think I know the apartment this game takes place in, yep.
Same as from the darkness, I think.
Sick door zero.
First person love crafty, it looks very artsy.
Oh yeah, what was crawl?
Thank you, Pressure Age.
It's not a horror though, but it is like a multiplayer kind of thing I guess.
Or it is.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
It's played dead by daylight!
Shark will be happy. This game we played yesterday, it was good.
oh yeah I mean chat we could finish um oh shit that game where the AI took over
if you fail too much there's also fear the time loop which is sitting on very
positive I played the demo for this it was pretty solid black entity yeah that
That was definitely like a different type of game.
What is this?
Pyro Maniac?
This looks kind of cool.
Our cruelty squad I haven't played.
I know about it though.
I get cryo fear vibes from this.
This is big cry of fear vibes.
This actually looks pretty good.
It actually looks like there's effort put into this.
It came out not long ago, 95% okay.
I think this looks pretty good to be honest.
It reminds me of Cry of Fear.
Pretty cool, pretty cool.
How much playtime did it say?
Around two hours, okay.
Yeah, pretty solid.
First, I'll go up and do this one I guess.
It's not even 9 p.m. yet.
I'm scared, I've played, I'm scared, I'm pretty sure.
I'm gonna play the witch's house think so my all these horror names are starting
to blend together for me I think so
outbreak fall biohazard there an actual biohazard game abbey game stars or so
thank you dude last of us to roguelite mode that that was me last of us to
roguelite mode godrun that's a challenge that's an actual challenge because it's
so difficult if you play on ground and that is
I
Here she is
Beauty good, thanks bro. Thank you. Yeah, I'll help you out sure
reclaim the temple it's so easy when you have an NPC with you they're actually
but like very strong in this game
yeah I'm gonna win
that's me goodbye yeah yeah but that game that looked like cry of fear though
How about that it looked interesting.
Ladeless.
This is definitely more easy than the second game because it's open world so you can like
level up a lot and all that and it goes to like a lower level area and butter
bean butter boom whoa Starscape Abbey is up oh you guys gave each other a
something it's not like they're friends
Now I feel like that cry of fear life looked surprisingly legit.
I am overleveled for this area.
This is level 28.
I'm a level 59.
So yeah, a little bit over levels.
Just a tiny amount.
I don't remember.
Oh fuck.
Yo, kill the guitar player.
Where is he there?
of
the
The E Clan?
Does everyone thinks we're branders playing that? No one thinks I'm a branders.
Okay.
Hey little dude.
Now I'm on like a quest area up here basically the last thing I can do and then I
To this area is very
Yes
If I did a game, I wouldn't give you a key. That's because you have no faith in your own game, Ben Sharpe. Alright.
That is the cold hard truth.
Oh,
Wow
Sick helmet
Shit one of these
Don't mind me just buffing up
wait there's mine's eye partner you can be
Oh, a little frog is up there.
ball mess oh my god stop batting Jesus Christ
they actually look like the emote
I
Didn't give minds I think I got high guard only did first-person game streamers like like
Shroud
not bad. Narik is first person
streamer, but you know, alright,
y'all are so
To take charge of the clan, fight to gather the peace.
This is the best.
All right.
What a humongous area this is.
No killing kill the guitar player. Yes. Good job. Oh, yeah, there's a new RV RV RV there
I'm not
Oh shit
I do believe Kudamas might be a bit dense here.
I mean that's what we're doing.
Isn't it?
Yeah, wait, I mean we could do that craft fair game though. I just want to finish this little area here, which is almost done
I guess
Well, I think that looked pretty good. I
Mean, yeah, yeah, I mean
You you know, yeah
Hey, this security thinks it's a three anniversary.
Thank you.
Oh, he was right there.
I missed him.
I don't even know why.
I don't- Yeah, whatever.
Chat says lads.
Alice has how I was running.
Yeah, chat says lads, but don't look at me.
Look at Mr. Dist 1.
That's where you need to look.
I'm down for lads, but we don't have lads for today.
Hey.
Brutalis.
62? Thank you.
You know what that is completely fine. There's uh, we can play the other game man. It's all good. No biggie.
If you were lad-filling, yeah, maybe we could have one of those.
Fuck, I should have shot him there.
Tight.
Oh, here's the big bad guy to see such a beautiful
Oh my god my ass
Why I'm getting into my ass face again remove it before the weekend
Nice oh now this is open all right
I'm gonna guess it's what did you die to hostile okay it's not red so we know what it is then
probably a thumbs up no sorry confused
Yeah, we're chillin' here, fuck it.
Speaking of lads, new one just dropped.
You can play with just three, but it can go up to five.
Quite a big map of some of Jane.
No, she's going to watch this.
Is it violet?
No, it's high guard.
Hey...
Puss puss.
Shhh.
Oh, wait, where's the little green dude?
Uh-huh.
You call Jeff and play with him?
Welcome to High Guard.
High Guard's probably way better now that they made it 3D, 5v5 or whatever.
in all fairness.
week you can get 12 pack of hold the bottom yulix and lead it for 169 that's actually
not bad at all damn
I do not have legal sponsorship the only thing I have is Red Bull that is it what
Did he just ignore that? Oh, okay, I see. Okay, cool.
Am I milk made? No. I was never a milk guy. I was a mailman.
There's no milk guys left, or they leak milk at your door?
Yeah, pokes.
I don't know if there's any preload for Nio, I have no idea to be honest.
I
End of the pole
Can't well actually maybe you'll be able to oh you can actually shoot her down. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, okay
Yeah, this game sick actually it's really cool, but I mean I like the other Nios too
How's the game so far no the game sick actually I mean I like the other news
Oh, is there a boss fight here?
So many cores, wait did I get a new guardian spirit?
I did.
Oh wait you can have Kongojiishi for both of them.
I see, the Get Inferno rush here.
Pretty cool, I guess.
Some skill management?
No need for that here.
Reduce damage taken from range attacks.
Thresh.
Absolute Thresh.
I'm being some liking the game now.
Okay, I can do nothing else more in this region.
All of this is level 3 out of 6? Oh, well never mind.
Really? Alright.
That's a new guy?
Or new guys?
I would talk to people face real clean at the den.
I said something I didn't understand and somehow I just ordered a thousand leaps as of now.
This music got me familiar.
It's time to lash out. Oh my god, calm. He just killed all my four. I can't fucking I can lash out anyways
Yeah, hit me hit me
Hit me hit me
Sing on bomb
Hi, of course
Yeah, Marta likes 23. Where's Sam Raox? He was a boss from the 12th mission in
Nioh 2. Oh, that's not why he seems familiar in the music.
At last, peace will return to Leopan Temple. That Yo-kai was the ghost of the formerly
E-Klam retainer. I'm not on easy mode, I'm over-leveled for this area.
do not but pray that their soul finds rest thank you once again i couldn't have done this alone
please take this as a token of appreciation i will return to hamamatsu castle safe travels
I'll attack at you.
Come on, let's do it.
Awesome.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba.
What are you getting, you gloves here?
Cool.
Or even is that?
yeah there's some some side stuff but it's fine it's a Roy man it's a Roy I
wonder how you get into this one it's just locked it says that's it just
straight up locked and this one okay what is it 921 want to do that horror
game I mean I'm down I don't think any lads are happening but I'm down to play
that one I think it could be fun and cool and fun
or is it through the lake you get in there there's no way
No, this is not done with his run, so it's so over.
Wait, one of these could have a key, I guess.
Stop!
Stop!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
I don't think you get in there from the lake.
You need to just have a key.
It's probably a side mission to be fair.
It probably is.
Yeah, fuck it.
Alright, I mean, see now I don't know what to do.
Do I?
I mean, we, we, we, we, we, we could just do that game.
I mean, I thought that game looked cool.
It looked good, man. It did. It looked good.
I mean, if he's almost done, it depends on what bosses he has left.
No, I haven't checked the Withering Realms trailer. No, I heard of it, though.
Oh my god, I missed this.
Oh wait, if he's on all the end- wait, so what boss does he have left after all the
I'm like this oh shit
unarmored death
kind of just waiting for this to what have this even said if he's done if he's
down for lads did anyone ask this I could ask him in lads chat but he's not
gonna see it. Maybe he's not eating down. Wait, where's blessed bolts? It will strike
the weak spots of enemies you're locked on toward the nearest enemy range. Magical items
summon and fire divine arrow on their weak spots. That's actually not bad, but it doesn't
sound bad at least. Unarmored death. Increased damage, the amount of damage and key damage
dealt in proportion to the number of areas not covered by equipment. That's cool.
Sekita's four heavenly kings.
Oh...
You gotta defeat all formidable opponents. Probably four mega bosses.
He's almost done.
Yeah, I mean, I guess I'll just wait then, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, black site? I have not seen this, no. Let me move away from these damn horns.
Oh, oh, black site.
No, it looks kind of cool though.
The familiar, yo what up Joe.
Is the familiar the weapon only give you better damage? Yes it does, but some weapons they have a crucible arts
So these gloves I'm using for example
They have an attack where
If I erase the familiarity to max with these gloves I unlock that attack and I can use it on any one
It's this one
This is done nice yeah, I mean if he's that maybe he's not even done down for lads
I mean that's totally okay. Yeah, I can't go here. I don't know why. That is totally okay
Because I'll just play the other horror game. I thought that looked cool
Also, do we even know if let by is down? I haven't seen him all day
I do apologize. I have another favor I wish to ask of you. To the hills north of this castle
lies a temple in festive... Yeah, Joe, if you find an ability you like, yeah.
...as ties to the east one. I cannot abandon it, but I must remain at the castle. As
I've been tasked with preparing the enclosure.
Would you defeat the yokai and bring peace to the town?
Yeah, now I got the key for this.
Yeah, it was quest based.
Could I finish entity?
I have not.
No.
Yeah, Leppa was live earlier playing Yap Yap alone.
I'm going to disassemble my entire damn inventory because fuck this.
No, there might be lads.
I'm going to write in the lads chat.
Right, right.
What'll it be today?
So, choose something you like. Be seeing you.
How goes your mission? Be seeing you.
Kill ya, no, no, no, this is all good.
No bothering.
What?
Now I can do the way of the warrior adept?
I was looking for that because when I can do that,
when I finish that mission,
I then unlock all of these moves for my glovy gloves.
Ah.
I'm just gonna do it while we wait for this, I guess.
I mean, if it's even happening.
Wait.
Okay, apparently Salad is at the gym, but he's ready after.
Goodbye, it's probably at the store. Let's be real here.
This time I didn't ask.
Probably should have asked. No Jesus Christ.
Come here you fucking loser!
It's so over.
Oh
I was going to do wall combo.
I can finally get the really cool shit
Hey, rose dog, thanks they ate again, I just said that I have made it to chapter two, but I'm not allowed to show more after that so
Yeah, this finished a run. I have 22 samurai points and now I can learn take-down free.
Look at this move by the way.
That's a fucking power bomb.
Boom! Wait, is that the only move?
Are these all learned from martial arts guide, martial arts guide?
Oh, we're the Warrior Veteran.
Question mark, martial arts guide, martial arts guide, veteran, question mark, dread
slayer.
Oh, yeah, those were crucible skills, right, true.
I want to try this counter and just a random enemy.
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this.
Ah, just a random ass enemy I'll try it on, like just a regular pleb.
Where do we have a dude?
Not demons, you can't do it on them.
Just regular dudes.
Who's a regular dude?
There's regular dudes here.
Okay, yeah this says let's do it.
His lip around though? I don't think he is.
But how about we three play yap-yap because he played it alone earlier?
How about that?
Or is that too far?
It means I can unlock more shit here too.
Yes, skypeers are fire.
So martial arts can mean hands to transform to arts with very different qualities.
They're difficult to master but have more potent effects.
Our guides are required to learn these transformed art.
Such guides can be acquired from yokai like Chijiko or Sudamaya.
Oh yeah!
I can get this.
Flash attack.
Quick attack with switching weapons.
Switching weapons.
what do you mean switching weapons ah I now unlocked secondary weapon yeah
melee weapons one and two can be said anytime yeah so you can play with two
weapons anyways oh my god these fucking Komodo's driving me insane I want to
try this move because it looks absolutely ridiculous like ridiculous like oh my
god
why come here want to use here let's try this new counter move just gonna land
this this counter is impossible I swear there's no frames on it
Nice, comodos, yeah, comodos.
Uh, yeah, no.
It was this.
Yeah, you can use...
always reckless charge. It's kinda cool. That was also new. It's over here. Press triangle
have to charge a circle around the enemy and unleash this might be a really good move I
don't know yeah that's what I get behind
okay apparently it's lads in 20 minutes salad is working out we're stalling
Where's Garf? We're not fucking playing Garf.
Yeah, that does take you behind them. It's pretty good.
Yeah, I'm very over leveled. I am. It's true. Startle losing? I win a garf. I own a garf.
Let by talking smack about my garf skills with the cashier today.
I can't believe this.
I'm SMA-ching my head.
Defeat the source of the young kind.
20 minutes of garf- NO!
I was gonna switch to Yap Yap and Yap.
Because I want to be ready for the second region tomorrow, which I basically am.
I mean, I...
What is this, the second, last base or whatever?
Well, I think it's the last base in this area, but there's something up here I can't
get to.
Probably a side quest.
Horror one?
Well, I think Yapp Yapp is a horror game, right?
Maybe?
Sub little dude.
I think it is a horror game.
Oh, Expiration level rewards for all areas.
Luck plus fine.
Damn.
Okay, where the hell is this damn dumbass enemy hiding?
We defeat the source.
Oh here?
I'll show you something.
Oh.
Imagine thinking I'm not gonna greet.
I-I-I-I call-
fuck this whatever I can't even move or do anything
jobs daughter let's go yeah yeah watching the tinder egg tomorrow probably not
probably you and I like it the embargo lives tomorrow so
I still sense the presence of a ratapac near the tower.
Oh shit, what the fuck?
I
Needle I gotta finish him in style I'm dead
It's over for your son.
of
death
of
death
of
I
Want to get no I got to finish him with that I can't do it before it. Oh shit
Okay now I'm doing it. Oh you can heal! Okay okay I see it.
Okay, now.
Okay, landing, this is so hard.
Oh! No! And they've dealt too much damage!
Try meee!
Yeah, we have time.
I was gonna do the fucking Rock-a-Li-Lotus drop, whatever it's called.
Yeah, it's yeah, we have time now. Perfect timing.
Very...
Pog-unt...
Pag...
Wait, we don't even know if Lepa is around.
Wait, Lepa isn't even around though.
But I've heard it was all the scheme concocted by the Takugawa clan from the start.
His resentment must have led Naochikai to become a vengeful spirit.
Resentment is in no short supply during times of conflict.
So ghosts and yokai abound.
I must thank you again for your continued assistance, Lord Takichiyo.
cool is it worth a nio 3 it's really good you can put a lot of ours into it
I'll tell you that merciful switch late where's all the takes for fish man
there is not ah whatever I'm going the yep yep let's do it yeah leppa has been
pinged I think. No he hasn't let me ping. He's offline on discord it's over. It's actually
completely over. It truly is over. Yeah it is remixed I don't like it either. Yeah this
This game is so sick dude, this game is so sick.
Tomorrow the embargo lifts so I can continue from second region.
I mean I'm not gonna like 100% every region.
It's the most important on the first region so you can get the skill points.
And then you just wanna unlock those skills and then...
Ba-da-bing-ba-da-boom.
I'm enjoying this game I'd say right now like a nine yeah it's really fun
fuck it I'm hopping on yappyapp though I I I'm I'm buying yappyapp I'm
hopping on let's see if it's good also I'm gonna buy this pyromaniac cuz I
think it looks cool what fuck was that oh yeah the game crashes when you
you exited for some reason.
Yappy apps got really good reviews.
Oh, mine and gold.
The demo did the same.
Did I buy Divinity?
No, was it Divinity 2?
I wanted to play something like that yeah about the game let's go yeah yep yeah
yep yeah yeah
Wait, Lepa's in game! What the fuck? Oh, he just didn't turn off his PC, I guess. Or,
do you think he's playing alone off stream? He's playing alone off stream. It's so over.
All righty then.
You might like this.
No, thank you, Grisio.
I'll be the judge of that.
Let's see.
If you can't guess the game I'm playing,
you can't watch it.
It's Skyrim.
Check from its wiki.
Nintendo Life gave it a score of three out of 10.
Hardcore Gamer gave it a 1.5,
calling it absolutely dreadful.
This game rips dude.
Final answer!
Wait, I thought I meant you can't watch this video.
Or what?
No. This game blows.
As far as I can tell.
Show us.
If I show you the game, that's not very hard.
Describe the game in three adjectives.
Fast, orange, uninspired.
I feel like I-
No!
I don't see no damn image, oh there we go.
Verifier microphone's working,
try speaking, save is recognized, okay.
Astral ice blink, grab and a luck swap,
teleport offer trade, tempest torch,
up dog, arrow, custodia, vita medici,
corpus, anima, igneous, balls, legs,
Boom, self-tongue, achu, fish,
your piss-dub, Oculus.
Okay, I think it's working, right?
voice spell cast isn't that the whole thing you're supposed to like that's the gimmick
of the game?
So how does this work? Huh? Hey hey?
Hey
Yeah, the film grain is insane. Can you not like chill that out?
It doesn't seem like you can
Well, it's better if you reduce the motion though, you don't have like the warping textures
then kinda.
Oh, okay, I'm red, because I'm red name in Twitch chat.
Was there post effects in this play?
Oh
Okay, I think that's only for the menu though. Yeah, but this is fine now though looks better
Why does it look like I'm speaking finished down there
On Kindle one
I mean, I'll just invite this.
He's playing borderless gaming.
And then I'll invite salad and then I'm going to go make a sandwich because I'm hungry.
if they join.
I
all right hey chat neck exercises are important
Let's do some while we are waiting. Look up.
Look down.
Look left.
Look right.
Look both.
Stop.
So I think you can, oh you can buy wands here, okay we have no money though, an egg?
Oh
Oh
Soly gnome
Okay, wait I want to I want to find the gnome
I want to-
So, I'll ignore him!
OOH!
Wait, I want to find Ignome! Where is he?
So, I'll ignore him!
OOH!
We all want to find the Nelmela.
I don't know if it took my gnomers, it's weird.
sounds fucking cursed is what it does
whoa
I don't know it's weird
actually
hello
hello
that was crazy
hello
what's uh
what the fuck was that
are you making it
are you making it do that
Yeah, you just right click when you hold it.
So close.
Oh my God, I just played this before.
No, I don't have no idea what's going on.
Okay, yeah, I made it here.
That's good.
Perfect.
I'm gonna get some water.
I'm gonna edit sound levels.
Hold on.
Yeah.
We have Lepha.
True.
Yeah, you still with us.
Tray, Tray.
True.
So it looks like you have like a quota top right?
Quota slop.
Yes, quota slop.
So if we burn 20 things, we get 200 coins.
If we fill containers with piss.
What?
piss it says fill containers with piss
oh it actually yeah oh yeah if you press g you can see it too
oh oh distant salad now let's eat don't get
this boys that's oh okay
hey you what the fuck it's tea tea
oh shit let's go what the hell is the rig at all feels playing with you guys
what it what is going on well I'm gonna do it around this huh nothing
Oh fuck you gotta go this way
Wait I'm going backwards now fuck how you guys doing that it's T for emotes press VL
Did you just wait do it again do it again
haha oh shit we're gonna get some yap yap pumping oh yeah true but he's not
here oh yeah true wait can we both grab him and split him yeah oh we can't
Yeah, man, no
This is fucked up get out of this salad it would seem not no I see right under skirt
Hey, it's a big stop. Yeah, it's big
Wait, so if we grab one leg each can we then split him? Oh
Oh my god, just go ahead.
I don't think so.
Split me into...
Well, look at that.
Oh no.
Guys, guys.
Just giving you a good stretch sound.
This is indecent.
Please, I'm begging.
Stop.
Oh man.
We need Lover to uh...
No, we don't need Lover.
Yeah, this could be a whole new emo.
No, it seems very unholy would happen if he would see a Jesus.
Oh
How do we piss anyways?
It doesn't say anything this if you hold the G it says we have to fill containers with piss it's one of the goals
Oh, oh, it's like, okay. Well, don't we have to like start first probably? Yeah. Yeah, we do just checking gold
We have no gold though. Hmm. Yeah, okay. Well, it says free ones here. Just grab a branch
fire or Vita what yeah how do you use them oh up dog oh what I'm flying ship
arrow 10 best wait how do you hold the right click and you can see what you can
say up dog arrow up dog up dog up dog
did you find some secret book here yeah I don't says dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
I mean you can take a look. What is... Oh doggy.
Maybe you can triple jump with doggy.
Maybe? That's a sad dog.
Doggy doggy doggy.
Dog dog doggy.
Oh you can invite people here or something.
What the hell?
Oh, don't.
Arrow.
Check quota early.
Oh, OK.
I didn't say anything.
I said, oh, OK.
I
Seems okay so far. Oh
You're not seeing what I'm saying on the little text thing. Yes stand still
Nothing I
Ragged a look look if I do it on me. Oh, no, I ragged all the first time I did it. I got knocked out
yeah there we go yeah okay he's running to get away from here so tempest tempest wait
where's my wand oh they're tempest dog le pendo coffee
You're gonna say the other thing. Oh no. Oh god. No wait. What is this doing? Oh
I got a shield now. Yeah, how?
It was from the barrel
Barrels, okay. I'm trying to figure out how we start this by the way
Wait, there's coins here ten gold
Well, I have got I got gold for us. I got you live in gold
Well, well, it's all about in unlucky, huh?
We're going.
All right, let's see how this game works.
The Raven 3 Knights left to go.
Oh, it's like the lethal company.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, fuck me.
There's an egg here, mystery egg.
Oh, these, oh, so we have a timer.
There's like hour glasses.
If you break them, you get more time.
Oh, OK.
I don't know.
Oh, there's a candle thing here, the light, I guess.
I don't know.
I think it was the light.
Oh, it can stash egg, OK.
So I'm assuming we have to get down here
by using these spells or something.
I don't know.
Is there fall damage?
I don't know.
Tempest.
What?
When you break these pots, I think you you get plus something yeah, oh, yeah
But arrow
There's something there's a blood rose here
Okay, yeah, you get one sort of strong shit, I guess
Oh, so we're supposed to just destroy ship. Yeah, we just jump down or we do like
Fuck okay tempest tempest I'm I'm I'm stuck in the
Here we have our
Yeah, a little bit yeah
Okay
so is this point oh yeah okay so we need 900 yeah okay arrow I'm going down
again destroy yeah so instead of bringing stuff we oh nice
there's a floor downstairs
it's kind of creepy. Arrow, Tempest.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Tempest.
Arrow.
I want my Tempest.
Tempest.
Oh, you set me so high.
Arrow.
What is that?
Ah!
I think it's just like a statue.
We murder it?
Arrow.
There's definitely more spells, because you can buy different wands,
like a fire wand and stuff.
Oh, OK.
Tempest.
Yeah.
Great job.
Ooh.
It's too nice.
Box won't break.
What? You have a candle?
Yeah, I picked it up.
I also want candle.
There was one literally next to you when we stopped it.
Oh, I missed that.
Wait, night ends.
This is the staircase we were meant to take.
I have a dragon bone.
Oh, dog.
What do you do with all this?
I'm holding a rose. What? I didn't say arrow. I said rose.
So what?
Well, dog. Oh, there's a door here. Oh, we can go like a cross here,
guys. Oh, okay.
I didn't know you could open tempest.
Jesus Christ, I'm killing me. Killed all those. No, no, no, no.
Watch this. Tempest.
Daaamn!
If you want to launch yourself, don't you just say Updog?
Yeah.
Can't cast with a bow not tried.
Arrow.
Tempest. Arrow.
Updog.
Tempest oh my gosh a giant eyeball here arrow
I shot something in it and it was not best place if you mean properly on the screen.
Bro!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Tempest!
Arrow!
Tempest!
Updog!
Updog!
Updog!
Dog
There's a huge dude in here he's coming oh
My god your damn tempest no I didn't mean to say tempest
Arrow
Arrow! Wait, we gotta launch him! I have 13 health!
We gotta launch him with the whirlwind!
I'm gonna try to do it on the balcony. Come here. Come here! Come here then! Arrow!
Tempest! Tempest! I got him! Well, kind of, I mean... Arrow! Yeah! Arrow! Yeah! Eyeball!
Oh, guys, guys, guys, I need help! Arrow! Arrow! Arrow! Dude, I have 13 health.
I don't know. Yeah, I'm almost dead too. Maybe we should get up
Candle oh
No wait, ah
Guys
Arrow
guys hello we're fine okay is this the
live okay so do not break this ball so
there's both mimics wait how do we leave
We got to kill more stuff
What is that kill stuff
Arrow
Tempest!
Hey, uh, ace and athelnessal, freaky fraud or gunsword, give me those sub, yeah, thank you guys, thank you so much.
Oh.
Well, we made it.
So how do you leave?
You can burn things.
Oh yeah, you can.
if you swap you're like burn fire candle fire candle fire not what I said what
what? Igny!
What did they go?
I'm here, what up? I found the extract.
Oh, where is it? It's over this way.
Where are you? What is? I'm downstairs.
Oh, there, I see you, alright. Yeah, yes, this way. Okay, yeah, I mean, we've already made it, so we should go. I have no help.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You find the exit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is down here fireball
We can buy new ones well actually we have 21 gold I think a one was like 30 or 50 or something up dog I
Wonder if you could go you can say dog again after that. Okay dog. I think you say up dog and then you say dog
like triple jump I think so that's what it said in the book dog dog dog
I don't think it follows me yeah okay yeah maybe a little one
cool thank you how do what it's like why where's the we gotta extract the
timer's running out where is it is this thing is it upstairs
yeah you can spectate people oh yeah let's get out
Yeah, let's get out.
Okay, we won the first game.
This game's easy. Yeah, very easy.
Yeah.
Two nights remain.
Wait, were we supposed to get 900 on three nights?
Oh, well, we're just gamers.
Yeah.
Check the wands, check the wands.
Wait, can I sell stuff to you?
The wands are expensive.
I don't know if we can get any.
I can, I put some frogs on the floor.
Oh!
How'd you guys f- oh.
They're very expensive.
How'd you find coins?
The frogs, the frogs just spat out some coins.
They did?
oh yeah i put it on the floor and they both dropped the coin
i have like a rose and shit can you say it sell oh you can sell two gold
no and dragon bone two gold all right you do so i have a phoenix feather
oh two bones i wonder if phoenix feather like revives you if you die
ow
i'm gonna put you stop
Okay, where'd you find that gold before Ella it was over here on the stairs it was
on these stairs over here so they kind of it might be more hidden around what
the hell I don't know
It did what
What you're doing yo salad we need you on the tambourine damn it
and you choose like the note yeah if you're right click yeah yeah right like
Yeah, oh you're here. You want a flute? No, it's a marina.
No, stop it.
I don't know if that's pretty good, Sal, thank you.
Oh, she's crazy.
Let's call that guy Ellie from the Lost of Us 2.
There's a carry there.
There are only three of them up here.
I dropped my wand.
Okay, you...
What the fuck are you playing?
Oh for fuck's sake!
Hold on, I'm working on it!
Oh no!
next time I let what the fuck why am I in third person this we can check I
I checked our quota.
I don't have a wand, I'm going to Tom Marine.
Okay, we got gold.
All right, cool.
Oh, I think I, oh, we got a cube.
Oh.
So if you guys follow me.
I was trying to click a holiday.
That's beautiful.
Down here is the key.
Down in the basement.
Oh.
Oh yeah, put all the phones down.
This is where I had my bed.
Oh yeah, this is where I had my bed.
It's what I did.
And this is the door.
I'm gone.
No.
Ah, five. Is it one?
Do you want an egg, Alan?
Yes, please. Yes, please.
i think you can sell that egg
i can play a church in one of these things
any church goers know this one
hang on
why don't i know this
Did you go to church?
No.
Well, there you go.
Maybe that's why.
I know this one.
You clearly didn't go to a Catholic school.
Yeah, I never did.
It's true.
Someone has to know this one.
Come on.
Going downstairs.
Yeah, games and music creator program.
It's colors of day, chat.
You guys soaked.
Oh.
Where's this?
Whoa.
You can go into the basement.
And then it's hoppin' into what the fuck?
Holy shit.
Oh, potions.
Oh.
Potions, fella.
There's a grimoire.
Study potions.
Oh my god, so much coal.
Oh, we could have used the roses and dragon bone
for health boost and stuff right so wasted our probably got to gold for it
in this a bit flight potion zippy potion for this oh said revive revive okay
that's the Phoenix feather I got one of those I wonder if we can like can we
store our items here yeah probably can
days yeah there's stamina boosts and
health boosts I don't know what that
means though like a permanent increase or
there's a nerdy passion here
I'm a cook's job.
Yeah, there is stamina potions.
A nerdy? What the hell?
How do I drink it?
Oh, here.
Hello?
Wait, what did it do? I have no idea what it does.
It turned off your voice tone, so you sound like you normally do IRL now.
Ah!
I see.
What's the hell just happened?
We have health boost here.
I mean is health boost like permanent or?
I'm going to test it.
I used it.
give me 10 more health
oh okay
but how do you use it
right click yeah
yeah
I'll take a stamina then too
hell yeah me too
when I was
okay how do I
it says nasty potion
Potion I empty this is nasty potion. Are you nasty this empty container? Oh, there's uh, I got it
There's empty bottom. I'm gonna I'm gonna try it now
Am I gonna drink this nasty my nasty math water?
There we go, I'm dizzy all my controls are fucked up
We go next
Yeah, sure I
Guess now we know this way we can buy a long though. We have money. Oh, yeah
true
There's frogs everywhere
Arrow I boost you see
Thank you
arrow
They can't reverse this 35 50 and 50. Okay. I mean
We have a feeling right yeah, probably
We should get it 150 and 135. Yeah
I mean at the last one I'll buy this astral work
All right, you can always trade each other. Yeah. Oh wow. Oh damn
damn. Oh, custodia. Swap. Corpus anima. Wait. Oh, can you guys? I think I can. Yeah,
I guess. Luxemita. You have a oh my god, my scream. What was that? You have a bird
above you oh blink oh my I did yeah it's okay this is still swap oh my god the
I have one more. Astral eyes.
What the fuck is going on?
I think I see all the... Oh, I can see through walls.
I can see Salad running around.
OK, so you can see where everybody is.
We bought new ones.
Oh, nice. It's cool.
Yeah, sorry, we don't have enough for you.
Yeah, we don't have enough for you, but this can heal and stuff now.
I'll just talk, you know.
All right.
Maybe that works on the monsters.
Swap.
I wonder what's the range limit on that?
Yeah, I was trying now.
It seems to be quite far.
Hold on. There's a cool down.
Hold on.
Three seconds.
Swap.
No. Swap.
Oh, my God. Yeah, it's far. It's far.
Damn. Oh, yeah.
Wait, this, can you go inside the basement?
Yeah, I could use the wall hack and see if I can swap through the wall.
Oh, good idea. Ponyx.
Astralis.
Swap.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
Oh, wait, what's?
Oh, guys, there was a portal in the basement.
Did you guys see that?
No, maybe it's a different map.
Yeah, follow me.
I wonder what the fire one does now.
Probably for attacking more.
Yeah.
Oh
Shit we go here. Yeah, we go here
Interact oh, oh, it's just a way to get around okay
Swap
Yeah, Lepo would definitely be calling us.
One of the side bosses, I don't remember the name, I don't know if it's part of the
song.
We should have read the book.
Yeah.
I would have a fucking thing with me.
I didn't want to do that.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Bro. Tempest.
Uh, there's uh, no one ever mind.
Oh my. This. Arrow.
Okay.
Arrow. Arrow.
Arrow. These things don't break very easily.
just ragged on myself
he just ragged on himself now
arrow
what the f**k
wait, it's not, it's not
huh? yeah it is, yeah, yeah
arrow
we need to give you the fire wand
astral eyes
oh dog
dog, dog
arrow
there's something behind the wall here like some weird creature and also
there's something behind this but we can't open it I think arrow I didn't
press a arrow I think we need like fire there's it reacts to my it reacts to my
vision it's nothing I think glowing yeah oh my god dog dog dog
ask your lies dog I'm gonna try swapping with this oh fuck I have cool
down wait this watch out there's something there there is something like
next to you like I'm gonna come to you how did you get there oh you went up
dog dog dog
Arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow
Custodia
Oh dog dog dog dog dog
Custodia
What does Custodia do?
Custodia
Oh it's a heal
No it's a protection
Is that a heal?
Oh my god you can't see shit when you cast it on someone
It's blue everywhere
What the fuck
Help help help I'm eating corpus animal dog dog dog
Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
All right, let's get out of here fuck this
So dark we I'm gonna increase the brightness
Ah candle yeah, hey, I want the fucking how do I drop this fucking other thing in my life and blink
Oh giant crystal
There's a warp over here
Hey, what the fuck is that? There's a warp over here
I'm gonna try it
Astralis
No, you can't reduce film grain. I wish you could.
Okay, so this is all like warping crystals. I didn't see anything.
It's so dark.
I'm just watching 360. Dude, you can't swap!
You can't say- Oh my god, you can't say anything, it just casts.
Arrow.
Arrow.
What the fuck?
Uh, what the arrow?
What the fuck?
What the?
Are you ghost?
No?
I'm a fucking chicken.
I'm a fucking chicken
Hell restore me
Yo behind you oh my god, you're chased by something. Oh, I'm up
No, there is a dude up there
What I didn't say arrow
Wait, oh
It's this no no no that was not this it was some other dude
Can you hear me this
Thank you
Yeah, it's working it's working
There's an enemy. Yeah
Yeah, I could wait I can blink with him on the railing it oh my god
It's so scary to just talk with this wand
I'm gonna teleport him to this ledge and then you guys shoot him with it with it with the spell okay
Not now I'm gonna teleport him. He's gonna spawn where I am
Astralis
swap arrow arrow arrow at tempest tempest arrow oh he's coming
I'm dead. It's so over. Oh so over. Dude we gotta smash more things. Well actually no
we're fine. Astralis. Yeah I don't see him. No he's walking down. He's walking
down. Dark Souls? Oh no he's still here. 10 gold. This you're getting chased. This yeah.
No
Lux Vita you need to use we need to we got a tempest
Okay
Arrow yes, okay, we killed it
The guy I just used it
I'll show your lies. There's a guy right here arrow arrow
arrow
Oh my fucks it.
Is the Lux Vita still down for you?
No, I felt my skull down, yeah.
I know.
Oh, OK.
Oh my god, I'm getting fucked.
I have 30 health.
Stodia.
Stodia.
Do you have healing?
Uh, 5-7.
Boom!
It is!
Hey, you.
Lux Vita.
Arrow.
Oh, thank you.
I could teleport him out like I wonder if I could jump down and then swap with him. Oh, no
Oh my god
What if yeah
We're gonna find the way out we got two minutes left. Yeah, we have shit
Let's do what I said
Here he is
What the fuck there's a walking chair, okay, I found the way out from the way out astralize
Yeah, we all right
Oh, look what I just picked up, it's called Golden Goanuts.
I've got some dude's balls in my hand.
Wait, what?
How do we take a piss, though?
Oh, no.
But I've got some dude's balls in my hand.
I
Bring this painting you can try astralize
Balls who will ever go mad oh my god, it's actual nuts
I'm going to stash them.
Yeah, I could sell that.
Yes, you've got 40 seconds.
What are you doing?
Are you bringing that?
I'm painting back.
Ella, help.
Astralis.
Give it.
I can't swap with it.
And now I said swap.
Oh, I can use all this.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Time to easy though. Yo can we buy the wand for salad now?
Yo, a two fucking paw.
You collect piss by blinking your eyes quickly?
What?
We're 24, we need 50 right?
Wait, there's another wand here now!
Our arcane's and telekinesis!
This!
I said this, not Tempest!
This!
This!
There's new ones there now. It got replaced.
Oh, shit.
There's telekinesis and arcana.
Oh, wait, don't you have arcana?
Oh, but there's another one, right?
Yeah. No, I have astral. I have astral wand.
Oh, I see.
Oh, we almost have enough for the arcana.
True. Can we sell?
Did salad sell the nuts?
Okay, I'm selling my candle we need one more
Yeah, too to sell for five gold then you can get this wand of minor
Okay, there you go. Oh wait one of minor arcades
what spells do you have what spells what spells
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
i've got Luxano
what is that dude
I don't know the fuck about those stuff I couldn't tell ya grab on now
oh my god what the fuck
wait can you grab from really far away
Uh, grab on. Oh, I know. Grab on. Oh, okay. Cool. That was crazy. Uh, I've got teleport
on. Oh, it's teleporting up. I think so. Uh, teleport on. Swap. I guess. Yeah. Oh,
There's some really cool shit you can do in this.
What the fuck is this thing? It's just here.
Yeah, you summoned it. I don't know what it does, though.
I wanna know how to piss, dude. I wanna piss.
We might need a piss wand. I saw someone say that.
Okay.
Oh! Oh my god.
Ah
Yo salad has a new wand
Yeah, what does it do? Why watch this? This? Grab Anna
He can grab items from really far away
Port Anna with
Teleports, can I talk about multiple people hang on? Oh, yeah, up a minute teleport Anna. Oh
oh shit that's awesome okay and then looks on it which spawns this thing and
not even though why do you have a star above your head now I don't know what's
gonna happen so let's check the book yeah let's check the booth there's like
Oh
Mercy Mercy wait, what does that mean? Wait mercy?
Is that a direct heel from your one mercy? Oh
This things like
I like this area what does oh this thing. Yeah
Um, what's your cell up? Wait, what is my what? Oh?
Astral eyes, let's see here swap and blink. Why does it say offer and trade?
trade. What? Wait, I don't get what mine is. I can offer a trade or something.
Astralize? Oops. Offer. Yeah, wait, what? Trade. Oh,
I can swap you two also!
Ohhhh!
Offer!
So there's hidden spells you have with your wand too.
Ohhhh!
I see.
I don't know what to say about my fucking stupid.
Okay.
I know poor talent
Oh as a down teleport I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't understand how to say that word offer
trade
That's awesome. That is so awesome only one for your salad or is there two different variants?
There's also the one
Anna walks was it?
I
Offer blink. No, it doesn't work. Okay
That's nice. I'll have a torch. I don't have to pick up the stupid ones anymore
all what what was mercy this was that just a straight-up heel I think it's a
heel yeah I don't we can get hurt here wait what's that oh yeah all right is
there's more yeah I'm interested oh yeah let's see if this works is a good
idea from chat offer astralize doesn't work I guess
You would definitely know for worse.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm going to fucking throw this stupid loot on the floor.
I'm not taking it with me again.
We don't need music where we're going.
That is true.
Look at all this destruction here.
Tempest.
Tempest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um.
Arrow.
It's an arrow.
Are you smiling?
Yeah, I am.
Oh, it worked.
Oh.
Nice.
Holy shit.
This thing absolutely ruins things when it grubs.
Wait.
Holy shit, Jesus Christ.
Astralize.
Swap.
I swapped with it.
You can swap with items too.
Got a Phoenix Feather, yes that shit, yeah yeah.
trade players and items that oh wait oh yeah true offer trade yeah I can swap
you with objects to any furry bears for salad to trade Valeria asks
What?
No, there's no furry burrs. Oh, they're not over there or a fleur
Furry birds. I hate Swedish people
Ah
Eyeball arrow grab Anna gonna grab the eyeball I drive
What was that, astralis?
I heard a- wait, something happened.
Yeah, I also heard. Swap.
I, um, where are you?
I swapped with an item on the other side. There's some like insane- there should be an item on your side too.
I lit a painting on fire.
Oh, and that's what made the sound I guess something was discovered I'm destroying big pulse that was 75
You can matrix here. Can you go through us?
Astralis
Swap
This is so OP it's insane
It's crazy how strong that is
Bro, these fucking chairs that come to life can suck my ass.
Look at that, Blink!
What is this?
Minus 60 or plus 60.
Oh, Govlin teeth.
Dragon bone.
Nice.
Holy-
Holy... Oh yeah, I got a Basilisk Heart and the Moonlight Sage.
I got a fresh wall to pull.
Ooh, Mushroom.
Tempest.
Yo, there's a hidden path.
There's a hidden path under this table.
Come up, Eluxi, yeah.
Grab Ana.
Astralize
Swap
Offer
Offer
Offer
Trade
There's an item behind there, but I couldn't swap
Wait, no, no, no, I know what to do I move this move this
press the uh what is it the button to
ragdoll oh yeah I'm gonna push you in
there just keep holding it okay okay
I'm sure this is gonna work really well
get in there arrow arrow oh hello oh
oh my that's your lies do you need to come out
I'm on the break on the ship first grab on up grab on up grab on up grab on up oh yeah
I push attack.
Luxama.
Oh hey.
Hi.
We found a secret room under a table.
Here.
Help me.
Oh.
Come in.
Oh shit.
You gotta like drag them.
I need this.
I need house number 20.
Mercy.
Mercy.
Mercy.
Astralis.
Mercy.
I
Where you can destroy this
Yeah, you can destroy this thing how do I destroy this thing
Yeah, that one you just that was plus 60
I
Think we could just leave now right we could but we yeah, yeah
I grab it. I don't know what's gonna find the way out
There's a teleporter here
Blink oh trap door
Looks on down
Can't see shit on you. Yeah, give us give us some lights astral eyes. There's 10 gold down here
How do you get by? Oh
uh there's a creepy guy down here oh he's gone i can't open the door fully won't
oh there's a ladder okay nice four minutes by the way yeah i gotta i got we gotta get
get fucking going we should split up and try and find the exit yeah actualize
sounds like a bad idea.
Astralize.
Swap.
Swap.
Swap.
Oh
Swap
Swap
Oh
Oh, Robana.
Robana.
Robana.
Robana.
Robana.
Shit, we gotta hurry.
Robana.
Blink.
Astralis.
There's no enemies here, so we're fine.
Oh, right, you can see the enemies.
Yeah, I think it's over here in front of us. Maybe. Yeah, I think this is the
exit. What the fuck? Did I just tell it? Hello? I accidentally blinked through. It's above us.
Oh my god. Yeah, here it is. Astralis.
Oh yeah, look at this. We can see. Swap.
Offer trade
What if I do it I go outside the circle and I swap
That would be so true Lepa would do yeah Lepa would definitely do that
Just to cast that downward spell on us when there's a massive black hole beneath us.
Oh.
What I want to do is, if we find an enemy, one of you guys jump out into the abyss and then I swap you and the enemy.
I have to trust you with that.
Of course you can trust me with that.
I'm not a bad idea.
It's not.
I can revive right there.
I can revive right there.
You can get us the problem.
Any new ones?
Get a test.
What was the best one?
25 Gs.
There's also delusions.
Yeah, I get that one
Beauty of the grotesque
um
Hold on I got a gem. I'm gonna sell it
Oh, it's for ten gold
Yep, let's see
Achoo
around yeah yeah your voice is all fucked up you will
it's just so scuffed up
this yeah oh my god we actually need that we need you to piss to fill
containers well you know but he needs to sneeze though it changed you get
No, it's still piss.
No?
Sneeze.
What's this?
Mine says, mine still says piss.
Mine says sneeze.
At least here it says piss.
Is this sneeze here for me?
Ah well, my game's fucking ball.
I don't know.
A torch.
Astralis.
I
Ask us. Yes. Yeah. Oh
Double beam
Dumb piss the egg
The dog of a piece of yuck
If you find
Put them in the basement because they do drop gold every now and again.
Oh really?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just picked up three.
Dubbed?
I don't know if there's a...
I don't know if this is saying anything else, like, what's the one on the right?
Yeah, piss yuck is regular...
Yeah, what is that on the right?
Can you dub snot?
What? You can piss in the snot, it says.
Achoo!
Piss yuck.
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh, we can't- is it a shield? We can swim in it. This is fucking nasty.
Oh my god.
This yuck?
Jump this yuck.
Damn.
What is this?
You could like prevent fall damage with that.
Oh yeah, true.
A choo!
are you crabbing you can see their ass if I go into the shop see oh god you can
piss. I didn't even know that. My mind's wandering. Piss. Piss in what? Piss yuck. Oh wait. No, let's
maybe not do that. We're solid. Astral ice. He's down in the basement catching frogs or something.
See if we have, I want to get a potion, but like we need one of the four diamonds.
Hey, he's trying to make a pop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't have enough stuff though.
We, we have anything.
We have, we have new strats with this grotesque wand.
Alright, I love it.
Yeah.
Like I think maybe, we can maybe.
Achoo!
What is that?
Achoo!
God pissed you up look at this way look look look look yeah you can swim in it
fucking nasty that's fucking mingin is this making a good thing
can you do this to enemies because that will be the same fish check only be one
yeah if it could only be one is probably can do it to an enemy I imagine that
sounds crazy right what are you trying to make sound making a flag potion I
I want to make one.
Oh, do we have the supplies?
Someone just moved it around.
I don't know what the potion is now.
Who the fuck changed it?
All right.
Offer is.
Yeah, it looks like you have everything.
Trade.
Oh, shit.
Offer.
Flight potion.
You can't get one.
can we all get one yes
we need it
stuff
here bottles
i know it's gone
uh...
all of them
i don't need one
i made one
Oh, okay, we all got one then.
Nice.
Maybe let's wait to...
Yeah, let's use them.
Blink.
Okay, can't go...
You can't go through doors though.
Yeah, Lepo's at the store.
Yeah, I fucking love that.
Unfortunately, Lepo.
Wait, do we skip the night?
Or do we just farm new ones?
Oh, yeah, I think...
We get more money, right?
I don't think there's anything.
Like, we...
Well, I mean, the further into the quota, maybe you get more money, I don't know.
I say, wait, it's too easy anyways.
I just realized, I can't move my camera, I'm not wearing pumps.
Offer. Trade.
So over.
Swap.
Watch your future!
Oh, yeah, we did get gold.
14. Not much. Not much, but yeah.
Maybe we would have got a lot more though if you go like super high above quota. Yeah, probably.
Right now the quota is very good. What do we have? We got to burn things. 20 things.
And break things with wind and turn monster into fish. Three of them.
wait oh well there you go that oh my mine are still
across g and i think yeah g should be uh
um
i just jumped on it i'm not like wait can you sprint over it
yeah i just like okay again
That is a pretty good one.
Offer.
Trade.
No.
This character plinks like a cat? Yeah, they do plink.
I missed. Oh yeah.
Arrow.
We gotta break stuff with wind to get stuff.
75 items. Astralis. Swap. Blink.
Can we destroy this fish yeah, yeah
grab on yeah oh
I know craze swap arrow arrow arrow
I
Saw a spell
Can you get on the roof here? Can you blink up there?
To try
Maybe there's something up there
Up dog dog dog dog dog. Oh you can't get up. I
I didn't I didn't even blink I just up dog and then I press blink let me see
Offer
Trade I didn't work fuck
No, there is not really anything up here though astralize
There's like nothing.
I don't think there's any greater version.
Blink.
I think it's cosmetic to be up here.
Astralis?
Astralis?
Swap.
What's going on?
Is that Salus?
Tempest.
Are you missed the fish smell?
Swap
Swap
Arrow
Oh, um, a chew a chew. Yeah
A chew
Wait, I'll just I'll just change
Where is it actualized? Yeah
Swap
Well, you shouldn't have used it on me then, should you?
Alright, fish yuck.
Yeah!
He's fished.
We can just grab him and throw him.
Oh wait.
Boom!
Oh, that was not last for very long.
Tempest.
Oh
Hello
Nice
I've all the kid over there. Oh, this is where the secret room is tempest
tempest ten more items oh there's like a heart there yeah you have a heel
this uh yeah I do let's offer trade what you can't teleport into this room you
got a ragdoll yourself what button was it is it V V arrow I was gonna try and
fucking push you into how you work just hold the whole video arrow arrow arrow
nice oh there's no idea when you and he does it but oh yeah wait can you what if
if you're a fish can you get in there?
yeah maybe you can fish yourself
arrow
yeah
shit I activated my flight potion
go blade!
he's not even dangerous though
he's soy
okay I'm getting chaired
arrow
arrow
I need something to kill stuff with
I have my flight potion on hold on. Can you grab me? Yeah, I got you.
Astralis!
Swap!
I think we need him close to like a ledge.
I could try. What is this? Oh! Let's try to kill this guy though.
Okay.
Alright.
Can you grab a bomb?
Is this thing this time too?
Ah, so much better.
Ow.
Hit myself for this.
Astralize.
Astralize.
Astralize.
Astralize.
Luxana.
Stupid fucking.
I found your wand in a case yeah like I found another one in a secret place
burn the paintings
grab on up
up burn them all
what the f**k it oh I don't like that
Salad's favorite oh my god
teleport on up
hello
I don't like it grab on up. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like yeah, that was fucking creepy to be honest
Astralis
I have 40 health
May
Bomber above you he's coming down now
Grab on
Oh, what's this?
Yeah!
A toilet!
I'm flushing!
Astralis
Astralis
Swap
What is that sound?
Luxana
Dude there's a giant Joker here
Swap
We're both dead.
Hello?
Hello.
Wait.
Can we?
Can we talk?
Wait.
We can talk some of that.
Solid?
Hi.
Okay.
We can hear you.
they'll try to swap with an enemy oh okay it did not work did you guys both die
yes I died yeah okay I thought I killed him cuz I was down there and it was all
like I have nothing except this I'm gonna light this guy I'm fucking fire come
here oh yeah they could be where I jumped maybe it would have been so sick if
work I think you've got to stay swamped
yeah yeah do you do that I found your stuff out I just can't find mine wait
where is it I've got it on me we're gonna fucking go yeah yeah nice so he
doesn't get he's coming
Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.
Oh, my f***ing god. That's gonna kill me.
Wait, 30 minutes?
30? 30? Dude, we gotta...
It's 30 seconds. Do we know where it is?
We gotta go. Yes, let's go.
Wait, Alec, come stand next to me.
Yeah.
I'm starting it all. I'm starting it all.
I'm starting it all. I'm starting it all.
Oh, oh, oh!
We're good.
We might be screwed it gave me like a confirmation. I don't know if we still fail we should be fine
Yeah, we're fine
We are fine
No one mystic's
Wait, oh
You can take this one. Yes. Thank you. You got all the wands back or do you?
You weren't able to get yours I mean I got
Technically both of our ones buckets just out of an extra. There's an elucious one here
Did I buy it? Yeah, yeah, do it we have the telekinesis one right?
Yeah, it's not what salad has no no he has our corner. We don't have telekinesis. Yeah, I have that car
Okay, gotcha
You get the talk to open this money
What the fuck? Oh my god. I freak him. Oh
oh what the fuck yeah I'm flying around that is here wait you see me flying
around guys I can see you got an eye like flies around yeah did you guys use
the flight portion I did not know oh okay shrinkana oh your voice is
I have more spells hold up
I'm in down
Is he alright?
You good?
Let's see I have more spells
Poof me
What the ffff
I'm gonna sit on him
Then you?
Uh
Fishyuck
Ha ha
I'm trying to bite you now
I've lost my life
Yeah, it's cool to be a fish. You're kind of fast
Wait, there's a frying pan here fry me
Oh, Jesus. Okay, I do have another spell. Echo me. What the
Oh
Shrinkana shrink on
I think he has to interact with it it's fucking shrinking oh yeah there is more
yeah okay what oh I can enter enemy's body and walk around I think wait let me
you can like control them yeah let me see here float oculus no i'm still just maybe it only works on enemies
it's all the way to the left oh no it's there
you have to fly the thing into the middle it looks like oh yeah but what about the other
What is the animal animal?
I probably only works wait
Who's me?
poof animal
poof animal you're a
You were a pillow. Yeah
Wait, so is it normally anima is that no anima is not a spell poof me
Wait, can you just fucking
Yo
Yeah
So I can actually enter enemies this is insane I think you become what you oh
Yeah, I think you're right. Is there an object like the frying pan upstairs here. There's like a
What's it good I about to stop it a poof animal oh yeah
Yeah, I become the object
Shrinkana
on the teleports.
They're on the port tower.
Ha ha ha!
Wait, where are we?
Oh.
Oh, you can make it restock as well.
Echo me.
Man, it's actually insane how lucky it was.
I found that restroom.
I didn't even know what it was.
Yeah, we just go through the theater.
Well, yeah, you guys died like right after I started it.
Float? No. Float Oculus.
It's fucking creepy, dude.
I'm gonna enter an enemy.
Wait, I don't remember what's my...
Was it Object Arcana?
No, what was it?
Fuck!
I'm sure you'll travel, mind you.
Probably.
campus oh yeah
Who's animal oh the chair
Phoenix weather
We got a burn things and one monster into fish
Oh, Astralis!
No enemies I could test here. This is a weird-ass pulse.
We can burn stuff here also a lot of items
Oh we can burn stuff. Yeah, there's a big
no that's it wait what I didn't say
anything I heard you shrink on up oh my god so dark here I turned up my
bright miss
oh looks are not
ash relies float Oculus
I can't enter him I can't fish him
yeah he's like OP or some shit
Yeah, yeah
Get over here
Yep, yep doesn't do anything guys so dark is insane
Oh
What no, I'm here. I'm outside
Was it on the mall objects no animal object. No, what was it?
Can't remember the name of this damn thing
Okay, oh, yeah, poof on him all right
Echo me
We can teleport up here nice burn
I
Painting yeah, this thing is shiny. Oh, yeah
But I can't I ball below us a candle to this
shrink on a I shrunk the eyeball
He's Lulee
I'm grabbing the candle. Oh my god shrink on has a minute cool down yikes
It's still come to the ceiling, okay there you go.
Oh no!
It's 20.
It's not.
Is there something behind it?
Oh, it's 50.
Nice.
Did we teleport with this?
Oh there's another one up here, another big one.
Eyeball.
Are you real one?
This just doesn't count.
What the hell does the eye even do?
Ow.
Rip 40 health.
Lux Vika.
Mercy.
I'm teleporting, fuck this.
Alright.
I have- I'm gonna- I'm-
Alright, 40 health.
Fle-
Astralize.
Swap.
Shit, this, that's a mimic.
Don't do it, don't do it, that's a mimic.
Alright, I think.
I saw-
oh that's a lot of eyeballs
uh guys I can't get in though
uh yes you can stand stand by the gate
swap what swap
blink
now I'm oh no no it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine
just just swap
the shuck swap swap we're trying to swap with it earn
swaps be the swap swap up the gates down I understand real okay go come in here
come in here with their eyeballs I'm scared I have 50 health blink
puzzle yeah yeah so come here yeah we have to break seven things and I'm just
falling around the room oh painting coming down
if we get something for humongous painting if anyone wants to unless I'm soy
and I can't there we go
Storia
Why is yeah, what what does that what does that mean though?
What is that floating
All the orbs
Yeah, there's two over here
Don't don't don't
Swap
Yeah, there's one up there
Got it. I saw another one. Okay, we got to go again. Okay. I got this one
Blink
Swap. Death. Anymore? I see one. Dog dog. What the fuck I didn't see anything. Did we
get it nice mega one eyeball oh but I just burn you this I have 27 health and
so over I can heal you a little bit look sauna did you get any cool ones just
ones we already had I think ah it was an astralon so I think I could have sworn
that eyeball fuck merci I could have sworn this was about speed up I swear I
saw it move in oh no it's not it's not grab on a nice we're not this one
grab on a ah
I
Tried bar is it doesn't work. You can't you can't possess the
Eyeball fucking just got look. Oh wait. This is the way I was gotta be here. Yeah, I'll go to this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up here. It is
There's an eyeball in there.
Oh yeah, it's 100% up there.
Oh yeah.
Echo me.
Tempest.
Oh.
Gravano.
Oh, I never would hear Gravano again.
I
Hi, oh wait float Oculus
What the fuck that's a fake me rank I
Thought that was this I
I thought that was this dude!
I was like, why isn't he talking?
Oh my god, fuck that, I'm out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, not again.
Oculus I can't enter my own body yo guys guys guys what the fuck what is
going on am I high actualize this salad shit where's the fucking exit here
That's creepy Hello hello oh thank you buddy
Did you guys see the two fake me's walking around yeah yeah it's fucking creepy I thought
it was you this and then I there was an enemy like a big night and I tried to possess him
I was like why aren't you talking and then you just scream in my face
And I started taking a bunch of oil I screamed in my face, I guess but I
I didn't see it said my name. I just assumed it was this
Oh wait was it poof anima to enter them also wasn't it would freak him check
It's still a fashion
Who fanima
Final night, so poof anima is the one to enter
Nice poof anima I got another frog. It's a fanima
No, it's float oculus you free cam and then you enter them
But it seemed he might only work on the sword guy cuz he's the one on the drawing. I don't know
The frog is still jumping money, we might be able to get a fifth there.
I have a frog.
Do I just drop it here?
Yeah, just drop it here.
I'll probably drop it all.
Yeah, look.
Float Oculus.
I can't enter anything with this.
Oh, the fire wand?
Yeah.
I bought the fire wand.
No, no.
They give me a tongue.
What is this?
What is this?
on the fire one
yeah
i bought the fire on the
what is it
igneous tongue
what the fuck
oh yeah it is
oh
that's awesome
igneous legs
oh you're sprinting
oh my god i'm fast
yeah
holy shit
Ignis boom
Yeah, what's the book there?
Poof animal
Ignis balls
Balls.
I said it.
Ignis Balls.
Oh, it's fireballs.
Wait, no.
Wait.
Use fireball yourself.
I think it is a disc balls?
Yeah, it might be.
I think you fire your own ball.
What the fuck?
Ignis Balls.
What the fuck did you do?
I sometimes, it thinks I'm saying blinks.
I'm just teleporting around.
Ignis legs.
He's looking crazy.
Crazy, it's crazy wait this did you do that, but when I shrink you?
Yeah, it's uncooled on the side five seconds
Ignis actually you could do it first shrink on
Look at him go
What? Jesus Christ.
This game is kind of sick. There's so many things you can do.
Yeah, let's go away. It was my fucking mom that is.
I love you. Get out of the fire one if you want.
Oh, I have this as well now. Shrinkana.
No! Shrinkana.
Shrinkana. No, I'm a cool down, damn it.
I'm so angry.
Is it bad time to put it?
Do you want to nap?
Hey, my echo is big at least.
That's right.
I can see my own ass.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, you can walk through the model when you're little
and just see through the ropes.
Oh.
Echo me.
Echo me.
Okay, we do the final night.
night? Sure. Yeah. Poof me. Poof me. Yeah. I'm a poof. I'm
sure. And then it was poof anima to become the object you look
at. No way. That's the wrong. No way. No, it's correct.
Final night. Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, Ethan from London, poofanima.
Ignis tongue.
Oh, God.
Ah!
Oh, my God.
Jesus!
That hurts a lot.
That's a good spell, though.
Yeah, lots of honor.
Astralis.
Oh!
Link.
Oh, I'm going to swap.
I teleported that pole top stairs
Salad's gonna fucking die
Shrinkana
can't see shit in this darkness oh there's a map here
wait they says begin a contract here on a scroll yeah on me
oh there's something we can begin some kind of boss fight or something maybe
right here oh yeah try it try it G wait clogs things or toilets I I I yeah yeah
oh I can leave me alone like you know it's so dark on this night
Astralize. Oh, it's yo it's Chamber of Secrets. Oh, yeah. It's more in there.
Oh, a chufa. I don't know how I clogged them.
Shrinkana. Try it now, Salad.
it will be a cool Easter egg it what is this moaning Murphels toilet wait what
shrink me in the toilet and then and then flush me flush me flush me
it doesn't do anything imagine though that would be sick
Oh, there's a dude whistling.
Uh, actualized.
I see him. Oh, I see one of them headless guys I can- we can possess.
I'm gonna possess him and jump into the abyss.
Float Oculus.
Raaaaaah!
This is me by the way, it's me. Oh my god, you lose health when you play is it
Yo
Oh, it was this hurting me I thought I took damage when I play is this
I thought it was Clogs Inc, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah I hit myself.
But when you do it with the frog, it sort of plugs the sink for a second with the frog.
Look, you're stuck in the road.
Thank you.
That heal was so nice.
Oh yeah.
What the hell?
What are we supposed to put?
I don't know.
Is it Kloge's thing we're trying to do?
Yeah, you think you'll be the snot
Yeah
Yeah, I was trying to chew into it. It's gonna work. Achoo
Achoo
Achoo, I don't know this yak
I can see them
I mean we've already done the court as we're chilling yeah blink
Okay, that doesn't work
Swap
So it's okay. Stop is getting like I think I think I'm on the right track here real
Yeah, when you when the sink is on you put a frog in it like it goes down into it boy
It disappears and then it appears like so it's something to do with this for sure
Hmm yeah, I see it
The book saw did you try the frog in the toilet no
Damn little frog kick get back here
Oh, he, uh, didn't want to go in.
Looks on him.
Get flushed, get flushed, get flushed now.
Okay.
No.
No, we haven't done it.
Zero out of two.
What was that noise?
Oh.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Um.
Grab on him.
Shrink on him?
The pillow ball.
Oh, you can grab them with-
Wait, can I flush these guys?
Oh fuck! Float Oculus! I was going to enter him. I'm riding him. What the fuck I just
flip that abounds. Oh my god, ow.
Oh, dog, dog, dog.
Take control of him, Salad.
Float Oculus.
Float Oculus. Where is it?
Echo me.
What did he go?
I'm not sure.
We gotta find the exit though.
Yeah, I see him I
Think if you go like high up it's it's easy to find the exit I think I can take control
I think it's on our left here
Do you guys I can control this sort of guy, but I can't jump with him so I can't jump into the abyss
Any idea wait teleport do you have the teleport I mean I can fish him
bring him close and I'll fish him all right and then I can throw it off low
to Oculus here I come all right fish yuck oh maybe I can just yeah just
threw me now fuck it whoo damn that's
insanely good
salad really wants to clock clock
it's pissed me off because yeah I don't
know how we're on the right tracks and it's just not being it
I mean you gotta find the right thing yeah it's gotta be the right
item oh gold 10 gold
Where's the gold? Yeah
No, he just goes like it's what I think it might be good it might be it's true. Yo, we gotta find that we gotta find the exit
I think it's to the left here, yeah, if you look see is see to the left Ella if you look up
Yeah, yeah, I think that's the exit. Thank you. Oh my god. That is so scary
Wait, what's up, okay, is this
It's a me grab on a grab on a was a green pot in this legs link
Swap god damn it
actualize potion
Double jump, and then you jump in front of my swap
Mr. President
what the fuck what yo I'm standing on the outside of the tower on the window
ledge wait hold on Astralis swap offer trade
I'm so high up. Yeah, you're super. I'm sick. It's too easy. It's too easy. I want to know
Drink on up!
Drink this!
I mean club this
It's no toilet paper, it's a fucking fucking window!
I wonder if this guy crushes you if you echo me it means lags
Hey
Bling
Float Oculus what if I honor both our
So we got nine gold that's that's epic. Oh my god, I'm out of bounds
Tell us what to do as we as we exit that area they fucking go to now
yeah that was weird I am good I was out of bounds in the middle of nowhere
there you go I found them I found a game-breaking book that's we've seen all
the ones now right I think so I think so yeah I mean you can restock for 10
gold see if there's right up here try it
we've probably seen them all yeah I think we've seen them all what the fuck
is one no shrink on up shrink on up come here my fucking staves are in the
I can't see it
Can I hide under this
Wait, I lost a staff
Wait, no, I didn't know I didn't I'm dead my dent. Yeah
Yes
move me what are you lucky I can't throw you off these fucking things I
would just swap us you know offer offer offer offer
offer no not if not this fish yeah shrink on up shrink on up shrink on up
shrink on up shrink on up yeah there you go
game is game fucking dope all right it's any way Serino time for me yeah
We gotta bring Leppa with us.
Leppa, we gotta bring Leppa, yeah.
Wait, if we shrink him, does he do a shrink gnome?
I have a cooldown.
No.
Wait.
Hang on.
Flo, what is it?
What the fuck is it?
Is it Oculus Anima or whatever the fuck you're doing?
Are you like, Poof Anima?
Poof Anima.
Poof Anima.
Flo-token-us.
No, devs!
Oh.
Oh
It was so cool if you could enter other people oh
Whoa, whoa
So you feel like control that'd be so mega troll
shrink on up
Oh my god, thank you. No miss huge. Thank you. No miss huge put it out
I mean compared to us, we're tiny, you know
good one nice boom all right well this was cool yeah I want to check out that that cryo
game yeah same yeah same it's supposed to be really good yeah all right hopefully
luck returns next time yeah yeah I don't think it will be there
I'm gonna die
Pow pow pow that was cool fun to try the game
But I imagine it gets all kind of quits at least
Damn neo embargo lifts tomorrow. Let's go
It's ogre up it's ogre for now chat
there is a day tomorrow and then I had oh my god and I head to the variable
events for running ooh magic at two I'll do we that's one of those games it
wouldn't be friends after we just wouldn't be man there will be no more
lads. Jesus. But I'll be back tomorrow. Yeah, the Neo embargo
lifts tomorrow. So I'm gonna play it before I head out to
Stockholm for the running events. Nice. Then I don't have to
worry that I run into shit. I'm not allowed to show. But
Yeah, Magical One I think I played I'm pretty sure I did
Anyways, thanks John people appreciate you all
See you tomorrow. No a regular stream tomorrow. I leave on Friday, but like no specific time
So yeah regular strum tomorrow
And look at this let but is still playing yap-yap. Can you believe it?
Can you believe it?
I'll see y'all tomorrow though for the usual. Thanks to everybody. Appreciate you all
Bye-bye!
I love you guys.