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It's a button.
I played Expedition DLC.
Play it again.
No. No.
I don't care about beating the super bosses.
Grease skins anyways, isn't it?
Something like that key post
Something I like
Something like our L. Rono
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Dragonite, thanks to the free and Azuray, thanks to two years!
An Ark, thanks to the 87th but in there, thanks to one year!
An Uno, thanks to 45, and Tony No-Thumbs, thanks for the 40!
Fire and War.
Boom, boom, I'm narrowbar, come and look upon my heart
Upon the heart
Boom, boom, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy
Boom, boom, lay in you
Come and look upon my heart, come and look upon my heart
Boom, boom, I'm a god
How can you kill a god?
What a grand intoxicating it is
Let's open this up and that and this and that and everything
right nice save file there documents come and look upon the heart
there we go copied paste in there
how can you kill a god saying one good shit all right should be good what up
pray for obesity I went back to the September update and I also updated
some Intel drivers and the graphics drivers so let's see if it crashes today
oh it's the last episode I said the kingdom today I have two days ago I
I started it but it must look big there's no escape okay do not
re-randomize because we have a run there is no escape
No recaller intervention can work in this place.
There's no escape.
Call the scot.
How can you kill a god with a granted intoxication?
Scramble chat mist across the screen?
No, I don't think I'll do that.
I don't think I'll do that.
Yoyan-Goo would do it.
Yoyan-Goo would do it.
Yoyan-Goo would do it.
What a bullburn.
What up, RobillicTile? DarkBesothics20!
Let's see here.
Death counter, boss counter, key items, yes sir.
Chat, PB chapter, and live split.
Perfect.
All is in sync.
Uh, I just gotta see how, so it's about 33 minutes.
Yeah, let's just put 33.
How do you do colon on English key switch to Swedish is how you do it
Nice cool whoo
Did I reinstall no I updated drivers like there was some Intel drivers and graphics
drivers were very outdated so I updated that and I rolled back to the September version of OBS.
Let's see if that works. I mean I'm gonna clean out this PC anyways on Tuesday when I'm not streaming.
I think I'm not streaming on Tuesday. RFX5 man may have X64 and TL, X68 and LS massive
Then thinks of the 40 being being being being being
Oh, yeah, we have a large tautonite here very very nice and the Drake sword very nice
Nice.
You're third.
You're third.
Don't get you.
Don't get yourself killed a little bit.
I'll buy more.
I'll buy more.
What up, Rikaza?
Yeah, Maverick.
Thanks, 75, man.
The stream elements having some issues?
Oh, no.
There we go
Bing
Bing Bing Bing
Bing brah
So I don't remember did I kill a gargoyles this run or no no no I've killed
Quillag ceaseless and asylum demon yeah, I'm going for gargoyles. No, I don't have 99 twinkies
Thank you morose and no
When those 11 is fine riot when it comes to OBS like the whole point of this PC is just
to run OBS that's it.
And it's fine for that.
That's probably even better.
Did I finish this run before?
Yeah, with an earlier Rendo, yeah.
What up, epinephrine?
Do-do-do-do.
Do it, Riot, do it.
Do it.
Yeah, look at it like Batman in it.
Yeah.
Tiamat Batman.
Yeah, it's obvious crash randomizer, yeah, that's true.
I was true the hammer is the goats this hammer so good it is so good
There you go nailing let's go
Total chaos getting up in March as new game plus an alien isolation style persistent for sewer enemy wait what really?
wait that's kind of tight why is this guy walk marching around hey this guy's
cannon he's supposed to be here
quit horsing around shit oh wait is it not randomized oh shit I think you're
right it's not randomized what oh I know why I know why because you got to
launch it through this cuz I oh that's cannon very nice you got to launch
through this or it won't work well hopefully it'll be fine otherwise we
just got a reset Rizack thanks 74 I know Lance lads planned Lance
Do do do do do do let's see if this replaces it again now it should I think at least
Yeah
We're so back
Yeah, it does for the day. Yeah, it does. I hope they can fix it somehow, but only time
will tell only time will tell no picking please oh I'm scared of that okay oh my god
Oh, and you're a fucking help out stop smithing
What I think about the survival horror experience in re6 what survival horror experience
It's all action.
It's all action. Oh fuck. Okay, I want to get back to fire links. I could avoid these guys.
They'll sit down, thanks N82 man, thank you.
I know about it. I have no plans on playing music these runs now.
No plawness. I mean it struck my mind but...
Yeah. Not for now. What a pheo... pheo, meo, meo, meo, meo, pheo.
What I saw every room of Blightown, it's easy to get there and easy souls.
Yeah that'll be fun, Glasgow, that'll be really fun to do that.
I'm forced like six months in advance. I think so the 20 dude. Thank you. I'll let me let me look in
Lissade
This camera keeps moving gradually the other way
Maybe because it's tilted
Oh shit, that's this favorite enemy, favorite friend, favorite.
He's rolling.
Wow.
Goods!
Ghost!
Come here!
Ghost!
Uh-oh.
Not you.
No.
No!
no what is this oh my god there's fucking raining lightning everywhere hey
let him roll let him roll let him roll all right what the fuck what is this
shit hello what there's a move is that a ghost why is it invisible what's
What's happening?
Okay, you...
What?!
What?!
Transparent ghost!
Fucking hell!
Oh Dan, thanks 46 and P&A Seldin, thanks for being here, waiting for RE9, we're so close
now, we're so close.
Okay, where is this ghost?
Here?
Here?
Ghost?
Ghost?
Ghost?
Ghost?
There!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I'm getting fucking destroyed
Where's this shit
I know I saw Malton, yeah I saw, but it was only in the silent, I mean, he'll be fine.
It's bugged, yeah, it's an invisible ghost.
They're supposed to be transparent.
But it's because it's in like the church here.
Ghost?
There you are.
Okay, um, so I don't know what you're doing.
I would like to go in, but...
Okay, well I have five Estas left, which is a little bit scary.
And I'm reading chat should not do that whole
Okay, I mean, floor is this.
That's four more than I need for this shit.
Slow I mean Nugget, thanks for the floor dude.
Thank you.
Alright, what do we have here?
Okay, uh.
Sure. Hopefully I can one cycle this.
I did not hit me I did not hit me it did hit me
And then I'm locked on how is this missing?
Thanks Miyazaki
Oh, this... this is free... No, you can't do that!
Oh
You're landing again
20 man at least.
New day to let us yell.
I'm not a rage streamer.
Thanks for 2 man. I'm playing the Chris. Thanks 59.
Did the salad die torturous?
I saw I was fighting him.
swagdolph thanks for the 55 man thank you several times today damn we're going for
a sense fortress here to the overhead combo oh the summer self-lipper whatever
her. Well, what is it? I have like no homework bones, which kind of blows, but it is what
what it is. Oh is this crash out?
Wow.
I'm done.
Bastard. Fuckin' twat. Fuck off.
Dude.
Fucking twat. Fuck off.
Dude.
That's bullshit.
The fact that you can d- okay, that's ridiculous.
Is her later active for today still?
No... I mean, we haven't planned anything.
I actually 64 aloo. That's why I don't forget my x55 bro.
No, it's the Alangel. I'm going to be doing this until R9's out.
He continued to talk about that attack for the next 10 minutes. Hell yeah.
He rewatched my senseforcher's death from yesterday so many times.
Oh dude, that one was embarrassing.
That one was embarrassing, truly.
Worst death I ever had.
All right, 30 is good.
I got destroyed like I've killed that night so many times and I just I fucked up every
single thing and then I paid the ultimate price.
The ultimate price.
What was that?
Dude just poised through the yeah, I don't fear you
Dragon ass in my ass while this is fucking terrifying I can't move
What is one supposed to do against that huh?
Just die and reset.
Just die and reset, yeah.
So it goes.
So it goes scramble Reno reroll randomized and launch.
This one's more like refined Tana.
You have dragon butts for example, they weren't part of the previous one, bit of chaos is
part of the ball says the gamer is back gaming gamer
That's a decent weapon. Firehammer?
Mm-hmm. That is not a decent weapon.
I wonder if I'll start deprived instead and just rush.
Because you have a quick roll and everything.
I think I will.
It's not as good as the hammer, but it's very good though
And we could just try to go fast with this
You nailing makes 46 now
Hammer cheap I didn't even choose the hammer so it's all good
It is, I use what you get Ron, yeah, it is.
it do be
syphirino
i hope i'm quick rolling with
with this
yo zoith
I am quick rolling, yes, very nice.
Okay.
I'm glad you like it, Adub.
All of this just works.
Pretty much, yeah. So, give X-33s.
Regrettably.
I just lost my run software and I had a dragon ass in Sen's fortress.
It's just stomp on my ass
Karma for laughing at Talad?
Listen, if there's karma for laughing at salad, then I'll take it any day of the week.
Did you hear Todd said Elder Scrolls 6 in a playable state? Yeah?
Do you remember when Todd said that everything works in Fallout 76?
remember when he said there's 200 handcraft and dungeons Skyrim are they
like generated I don't actually know how that works
She wrote like 39. Yeah, let's go dude
Rage source, thanks 44. Thank you. Yo, I thank you boy. I'm honored. I'm glad you still like it even after so long
Thanks 78
I'm dead. Yeah, it's over.
Fucking dragon asses are everywhere.
It's actually over. Yeah, he's gonna insta kill me with a stomp, unless I spam roll and
live because I used the unbid shield haha
yeah new Vegas life the show was banger I really like the Fallout show
What was that?
I don't like that sound, whatever that was.
before he somehow somehow goombas thumps me.
dark sorcerer. I've never played Fallout 4, I should do that. Bring the Sarge in there.
I don't think there's any early access to Requiem. I don't believe so. Not that I know
And then I've heard
Who do we have
Plaint out like 17, thank you
Real status oh, oh I haven't fought this guy in forever. What does he do?
I'll just let my trusty muscle memory kick in
I
Okay
Oh, my.
Oh, he might do the tail whip here.
wait oh yeah wow that's I haven't seen that attack in front of her
whoo de moody things the 110 man like and get it
yeah I'll have muscle memory take over there but I fixed OBS PC I we don't know
that's the tricky part about it I won't know until the crashes happen again but
I did update graphics drivers Intel drivers I downpatched OBS to the
September version because I didn't have crashes back then so yeah well only time
will tell man only time will tell hey you
I don't have a lot of health.
I'm just kind of yoloing this run.
Yeah, I saw Saladu dark ends.
Nerdy things there, right?
Raid.
Well, a bit of good stream, man.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I mean, at this health, I'll just fucking die.
Yeah, I was thinking if I could probably make him fall down, I'm gonna try it.
If you never risk it, you'll never find out, so fuck it.
the charge. Good, yeah, it's very easy. And I didn't grab the bonfire down here so I will
I'll actually just teleport back up to Firelink now, which is super convenient.
As fast!
Thank you!
Get some health up there.
14, get some of this, get some end.
Yep, seems good.
Uh, alright, we could go towards the church.
Could go catacombs?
Yeah, if I wanted to die, I would.
But I don't want a best fiddle ajok for your anniversary now, dude.
Your fiddling is going well.
Any coffee enjoyers?
I think it's a 12th gen, Nucleo.
All good, Corgi. Hope you're well.
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
and
that is more about
I
Was 400 I
Go recognize often I will yeah, it happens a lot of times it happens
Because their people are too scared to come up and talk, so they will like, fright me
after.
I saw you here, I saw you there.
Which is the most Swedish thing ever.
And they should be scared.
Alright?
Because I'm very dangerous.
We're not Paulo.
Ooh, large.
Did I just hear Artorias?
Oh, fuck, uh, this guy is not fun.
I
Shaw I want that that would have one shot me for sure
Okay, at least it's the undead bird bore it's not the Duke's archives bore because that guy would destroy me
Oh man, we do have Titanite Shards but they're very expensive.
I have a Dragon Scale though, that's cool.
Yaito.
Okay.
okay oh yeah it's 10k and you need a right yikes well actually I have 10k I
just bought this yeah I can't plus one this weapon I might as well I don't know
how much damage more it gets but let's see okay I mean it's good yeah it's very
nice I could actually upgrade it again
well I don't have enough yet what's older snake man or oil probably oil
Yes, it be be be be be be.
Without how do you have to go to the catacombs?
No.
You never have to go to the catacombs unless you absolutely have to.
you
you
Jordy next to 86! Thank you.
I think we're fine. We got some humanities to heal with.
Yeah, plus twoing this weapon would be really strong this early.
Oh, it's randomizer, so not like it.
Could be strong, could be not.
Nice Richard, let's go.
It's Baldur my favorite figure from Norse mythology.
I don't probably not.
I probably should have rested at the fire to reset them.
I can deal with this guy though, that's alright.
As long as they don't come up and backstab me.
Oh, I dissed Rat.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shi-
What?
What the fuck?
I'm dead.
It's a oh, are you fucking kidding me? Get out of my ass
Then poisoned well we cannot get poisoned that will be horrible here
Yeah, what up shark?
I could actually go and check straight even and see who that is.
That one's going to go to Catacombs. Yeah, of course they do.
Yeah, thanks, 43. Thank you.
I'm gonna check straight even real quick
That took a really long time.
What do we have?
Clam, Toxic Eye, Humanity.
I don't think the clam can fit through the door, so that's really good.
night and skeleton okay I didn't want to back step anyways
Who do we have down here?
Are you fucking kidding me, Gwynn again?
The two times I've checked who Stradieman is in these attempts, they both been Gwynn.
Where am I looking for right now? Just boss kills.
Do I make a rot-no?
Is that a bone wheel I hear? No, I think it's a regular skelly.
Why did that miss?
come on rats okay now the rats dead that's really good we have the fire
dose okay better better better very good very good what I want some dreams okay
oh that guy scary do not get hit by that
Slugged again. One shot. Good. Hey, you.
Jogbina 101. Hope you guys are well.
Well, drop some humanity, please.
Well, hmm...
Oh, fuck. Uh...
Oh...
That was a risky play!
Ooh, that was a risky play right there.
I keep running into this guy over and over again too.
This equals Super Ornstein.
Which is apparently impossible to hit.
Quickroll is such a blessing, man.
Oh
We're not pernique it I don't know why the bodge is timed out something with the like apostrophe or some shit
No, I actually have a I have wired connection blissful
Drake sword? Okay. Interesting. Oh, the antiquated dress.
No one will come here. Sick. Uh, did I get a bone from this? No. Got a
run back. Oh shit, this guy's over here. It turned out fine. Nice.
Really nuclear that's weird that is weird
Ding ding ding
I'm gonna plus two this weapon
Nice 240 damage solid man solid
Good morning, Zett.
Look, we're back where we died again.
And we even checked who was in Stradieman, so yeah, that was good.
Now we know it's Gwyn.
Nice.
Very nice.
Nice.
Very nice.
Another victim.
Oh fuck, I don't like that.
There's no way he makes it through there.
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
That was scary. It was. I should have baited him with the R2, but I forgot it existed.
Is that a paint a guardian?
Okay, don't move until let's see.
Will he make it here?
Oh, he's dead.
Okay.
Yep.
Any dragon ass here this time?
Slug.
Slug.
Hey, you.
Long of Herald, thanks, 81 dude.
I don't know where randomizer yet is.
It do be.
This rando has some more bosses in the pool, like a bit of chaos, for example.
And it also has dragon butts as enemies.
bird lady oh hello guy okay bird lady a little bit scary if she does the grab
Come on through here, then.
Where'd you go?
Did you fall?
Okay, I think she fell.
Pretty sure she fell, yeah.
Vagrant go before he reaches the ledge.
Now what boss do- well we haven't been to the boss yet.
There can still be a dragon ass up there.
the show maybe FAP is there no rings like five on couple homework bones okay
I would like two more bones bottomless box oh shards yes and large okay this is
really good even a dragon scale okay that's a good shield very good shield I
could use that for Gwynn go along but I am very very low on stuff right now on
sills oh shits a black knight guarding the entrance
Is he gonna aggro?
No, good.
Oh, it's you again.
Come out! Oh my god. If they had a drop attack, I would have died there.
I love the new Darksons Randark in the streamer group.
Yeah it's nice, it's nice when we're all doing the same challenge like this.
It's really fun.
you
you
you
you
you
I could actually go back to sense. You know what? I probably should. I'll grab this one.
So back to sense, buy the stuff, then teleport.
Key items are randomized. That's like the biggest thing. You've got to randomly find
the Lord Vessel for one of these items, for example.
Alright, we stalk up on all this. Nice, nice. I'll buy this.
Cool, alright, sick.
Yeah, we're good for now.
Buy some more Homoard bones.
Fire bombs are pretty cheap, goodbye to lure enemies.
There you go, another brick.
Thanks man, thank you.
We move back.
Upgrade this.
Hopefully, I don't die to the Wyvern or whatever.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here.
So how dangerous is this guy to get here?
That doesn't look too friendly.
Am I over that hitbox?
Seems like I am, okay.
Dude, he's gonna launch me out of bounds.
Just stay in here.
Stay in here, and everything should be okay, right?
I love screen shake.
Cool.
Way better than the Hydra.
Hey, you!
Smaller 126!
Thank you!
That's a long ass time, brother. Thank you so much.
Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost!
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Oh, that's not fun.
Ugh, and then I have a monkey, I'm gonna go for the jump, fuck it.
Aw dude, that head though, is not fun.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Shit.
Alright.
Okay, um, I don't want to... I don't want to...
Hehe hehe
EEEEWWWWW
Hehe
Fuck all lizard
Okay, the lizard fell. I want to go for that chain but not with that head there.
It's too fucking scary.
And this monkey's super scary.
Oh my god.
What if I get launched?
No!
Well, um, this is bad. This is really bad.
I could get launched over the railing when I kill one of the heads here
But if I
Fuck it we do this
Whoa, what the fuck.
I don't like this.
Okay, that's ahead already.
So this is the easy Hydra though.
That's at least very nice.
Get up on the Hydra's back
There's no way I'm running to the Hydra's body there because there's no railing I'm gonna get pushed off I
Don't want to get pushed off
No, it can't hit you there, but I'm pretty sure one of the heads could push me off the ledge, though.
Oh my god, dude, I'm terrified of that.
Okay, that's good, all right, all right.
Is there another head there?
It's so close to the railing!
Yeah, I actually could fire bomb it. Play very safe. That's smart.
Vee vong!
Probably would have been fine anyway, but let's not take a dumb risk we could avoid.
What from Software Boss have I been most hard stuck on?
Oh, I actually don't know.
Oh, good question.
Oh. Yeah, probably like Radon, yeah.
back when you couldn't see what the hell Radon was doing.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Surely you won't walk the rafters with me.
Okay, I have to go fast?
And then I have a lightning dragon.
It's gonna push me off with a lightning shenanigans.
You know what?
Just go for it.
You got nothing to lose, brother.
No lightning shenanigans, please.
Okay, I mean, we're fine.
Nice.
the day I'm going
last one with blub one on stream that's a long time ago I don't remember exactly when
But yeah, no, it was a long time ago.
Zoo.
Lobo and Rando.
No, maybe in the future.
Apparently someone's like working on one.
Yeah, there is one already, but yeah, I heard it was bad, so.
Another armor smith box, okay, I'll buy it.
Some green shards, some of these could be nice to have.
repair powder. Very cheap homework bones here.
Let's get some of that. Sharkle pine. Nice. Let's go with
that. Other than that, it's pretty chill.
Okay, we can remove dark sign, we put bones there, we bone back, we kindle and then we
check who ONS is. What a rival. Is that a butterfly I'm hearing? Hey, you.
Why?
Yeah, when you kindle a bonfire, you get more estus. So I have 10 instead of 5 now.
And then if you find a rite of kindling, you can upgrade it to 15 and 20.
So then you have a lot of estus. Shvengal takes 77.
of course dark sign is allowed
of course I'm not checking it right now cuz I'm sorry I'm going for the balls
who do we have let's go
Nido all with his skeletons yeah oh those big boy skeletons are terrifying
so I'm just gonna kite him over here it'll take a bit but better than maybe
be dying. What is this?
as long as I stay like this we're fine
Imagine getting needle in in the Capri demons arena. I'd be kind of fucked
Fuckin' Skeleton!
Like this is with one skeleton, imagine if I had just one more on me.
Nice.
Okay, that's the first one.
Good.
Nice. Okay, that's the first one. Good. Is it blow up? Centipede, okay. Have a good
weapon for this good move set
I don't know if I should do that, but it's too late now.
Okay, it doesn't drop anything.
Sick.
Lord Vessel?
That's not Lord Vessel.
Yeah, it's different immortal, Domo.
A bit more refined.
I
Do the golf game Nautilus
Canon baby let's go
so easy game okay we have Lord vessel now with a plus two Drake sword it's
actually not bad it's not bad at all
I like large amber large amber will be sick to get right now.
the
very nice I'm just thinking what the next step should be time for you to
throw to something really stupid surely not I am actually gonna kill her and
check window in.
Oh
What boss is had I killed in my PB I don't remember oh, yeah, like undead burg
Sif, Butterfly, yeah, Unded Bird, Sif and Butterfly I had killed, that adds up to 9.
Gotta check Unded Bird Merchants, but I'm gonna check Gwyndolin first, cuz I actually
have a good weapon.
I mean it's decent.
I
What not of us there's a multiplayer of that yeah VR's inch ethyrics. Thanks. I did
Shit, they're coming chill brother chill. Oh fuck great lord it
Where was Lord Vessel from Gunaware?
Vanilla placement.
Yeah, I gotta kill all bosses.
What did I know of Illyri now?
About her elbow golf game?
Yeah, that'll be fun.
8 players beach at a golf easy game oh fuck she's actually really scary it will
always be all bosses and all access to the challenge.
Alright, what balls do we have here?
Okay.
I mean we have a big hallway to use here so that's really cool.
I could go behind her there. I'm just not gonna risk getting caught in the lava. I want
I'm gonna get more distance first
Oh
Really not as weight chain to be swear I've heard of this. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that one. That could be cool.
Some roguelacian action, roguelacian. Uh, we gotta up some strength and dexterity soon.
Or right now, essentially. Essentially, right now. I'm gonna go towards
I guess brown baby as it's 95 pancake 21 tracks for things to aid and separate things for 10 years
I even think my first stream of you was also a DS one stream. Yeah, oh classical
So, what I have jasma now?
Was it Hitmund for you?
Sorry to hear that.
and
Murk on a roll dude.
Hey, you.
Yenepath takes the five, thank you.
Is it Kiyos?
Yeah.
Is it Kiyos?
Oh, is that the Under Dragon?
How do you even fight that?
How do you fight the Under Dragon?
Will he crawl forward I mean we'll find out
Feels death man
I believe it they do sure. Oh, yeah, I just never check it
I mean what if I just go on the side over here and just
There is a scary part about being on the side here, uh, water death.
Rule of freeze, it makes 31, it makes a good lot, thank you.
I'm not fighting it right now, but I need to later though.
Right now I'm just rushing safe.
I'm trying to up my strength and exterities. I'm killing bosses
Chad you're gonna you're gonna log in nice house pewee 2 now has there been any big patches is ruined
On the right.
Well, okay.
Am I in the Exile Con?
No, I'm not.
But I know of.
Yo, Jazzman, thanks for the 9 man, I'm freezing things 31.
Yeah, we got a run going here, a little Drake sword run.
Right now I'm kind of just going for easy bosses, or like easy to get to bosses to get
more souls so I can upgrade my strength and exterities, I can wield most weapons.
And then if I could find the large ember, that would be great, because I could plus
10.
99 large and regular
What do we have here? Any Artorias? Salad style?
It is Artorias! It is! Artorias with mid-roll is kinda ass.
But, let's see, I haven't fought him in forever.
Let's see if Onk remembers how to do it.
Didn't Salad also fight him with a Drake Sword?
This is the exact same as Salad.
Oh, he didn't? Oh, no, he had a crystal sword, right? Crystal great sword.
Yeah that weapon is really strong it is. Way better than this.
But I feel like we deal kinda equal damage. I have a plus two Drake sword though.
I had a crystal shi- oh, it was a short sword even.
Oh, okay.
It looked like great sword to me when I was watching.
No, it was great sword.
It was, right?
Yeah, I could have sworn it was.
Is there a crystal short sword?
I don't remember.
Yeah, I don't think there is a crystal short sword is there
Yeah.
Crystal straight sword.
Yeah.
and Hollabatch of course
Crystal Halbert is basic
Ah, I might as well let him
the guy from migraine
The bosses are not scaled now.
Only the Asylum is in the beginning because otherwise you just never get out.
So did Artorias lose to Madness? I mean it was Madness that he lost to, right?
So yeah
What a pleb
Yeah, he saved sit
I
Did Jester backstab him
of
the
of
the
great great art or is goes kind of hard
I think we have a run, but kind of falling asleep here.
the
If you get that you're kind of fucked
Unless you could like make him jump off somehow
I saw it solid I saw the clip yeah
Classical
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Okay, you.
Okay, you.
Don't die now, brother. On borderline, falling asleep here.
of
death
of
death
of
I could get the crystal shield and stratify going I guess oh no actually I should go to
to uh, Firelink. Yeah, I should go to Firelink.
Get some strength. A little bit more health, why not?
I
That says things 50 throbbing uncle 55
How do I contract of chat?
Just stare at it
Pretty much. Oh fuck that is not a fun burger
That's not a fun burger at all
Maybe I'll check Moonlight Butterfly instead.
I haven't placed the Lord Vessel yet hold on let me check what Andra has I could probably
get a better weapon.
Yaito.
Oh yeah, you need 20 dicks for that one.
Drake Sword is okay, but it falls off so hard
By the other Drake Sword, yeah, fuck it
We got to start looting soon, man.
I'm just trying to kill
to be honest, I mean I'll check what boss this is and
Dude if you get calamity in this arena and he opens with a fire beam you're just fucked aren't you?
You just instantly die
I'd personally be fine ah
I
Quitting out is not allowed to be
What I could do is I I could go kill Gwyn I'm kind of washed on Gwyn though
Gotta remember how to parry him
But I need to get the crystal shield for it this plank shield is not gonna hold up
What the fuck was that?
Did a boss just die?
Huh?
I feel like a boss just died.
Oh fuck, it's four kings.
Okay, uh, definitely gonna need more DPS for that.
going to need a lot of DPS and tankiness for that flight. Alright, that's good to know.
Good to know. Uh, so we could go Anor Londo, buy the shield. Do I have any souls on me?
I do. Buy the shield, kill Gwyn maybe? I'll try to kill Gwyn, might die. Been a while
I did win
You what a physical happy Sunday man
Yeah, the Coven with the Vartorius is randomized.
Is it a happy Sunday?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's chill.
Very chill Sunday.
Oh, but this hasn't crashed yet, so that's great.
of
all right, uh, here, crystal night shield. Yeah, let's buy that.
I am heavy-rolling with this and it's mainly because of these catarina leggings. Do you have any different leggings here?
Okay, nothing at all heavy-rolling kind of ass. Let's see we could check giant blacksmith, I guess I
Am oh shit man, did I eat any good Samus this week? No, I have not I have not
Ah, let's see, Chamber of the Princess.
We'll go and check him.
I would love to not be mid-rolling for this.
Male, heavy roll here.
Fucking noob, man.
No, Jaker, I haven't, I haven't.
I've been so busy trying to fix the OBS crashes.
And the only way to know if it's fixed or not is just to stream.
Change OBS version, update, drivers, and stream.
If it doesn't crash, great.
If it crashes, well shit, try something else.
Yeah, it really is one of the worst issues to have.
It is when it comes to streaming.
Have I had any more crashes that raised all everything?
Yeah, OBS crashed four times yesterday, I think it was.
But sometimes I'll go like two, three days and no crashes,
and then it just crashes four times in a day.
So, I don't know, it's weird.
New PB, well not yet.
And I can't really kill Butterfly yet,
because Butterfly is four kings,
and I need more health, more tankiness,
and more higher DPS for that.
Shadow Leggings is good, yeah.
and black tights. Okay.
That's my shadow leggings.
Okay, I'm mid-rolling with this.
Let's try to kill Gwyn.
Might throw here, but it's okay.
I'm okay with it.
Oh, yeah, I haven't checked pietrus show. I
Could check him, but
Thus far Drake sort is okay
Unless I find like crystal halberd or something, but that's one of the best ever
Probably salad yeah, and then he gives me the blacksmith hammer instead so easy game
This got weapon Smith box.
Alright that's good.
It's a good item to have.
I have armor smith box.
Not as good.
Unfortunately.
Yo Christian, thanks for that prime, thank you.
I'm not risking having these jump into the arena here.
Oh, that's more delay than I remembered.
Little bit of washing in here, yep.
Why am I rolling?
Literally just hold L1.
Fuck!
I want to parry this
Yeah, yeah
Hey, you!
Wait, why is he scale like this? Oh my god. Okay. Wow that that that was
why did he deal so much damage what the fuck on a crystal shield alright test
This is again.
I
All good all good
That was way way more damage than I thought it would have
I have way more.
Ba da ba da ba da ba.
Ba da ba da ba da ba, mama mo.
Reeve Roll, El Cedarino.
There we go.
Hey, you.
Tight.
Never knew Gunetta kick.
Yeah, he doesn't break your shield.
Like you're blocking.
Yo, wipe off x53 adored, just finished watching Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time in my 22 years of existence
I didn't expect Golem to have such a big role in the movie because you kind of ruined him for me
The return of the king was so peak especially the final part where Frodo, Sam, and Golem at 10 minute interrupted
Hot steaming three summons are in sauna. No wonder the movie was so long
There's something else is long too
What the fuck
Well...
Game-est of game...merse.
What do we have this time?
Uh, I mean, this is...I'm just gonna pick this and just have a looting run.
I prefer to have runs where you just loot all the items in the beginning instead of rushing bosses
But the most optimal thing to do is to get a good weapon and rush bosses
Good weapon on the prize. Yeah, if you get a good weapon on the prize, it's so it's so
free and free start. No, it's gonna update this. It takes a few minutes sometimes for
update. Dude, that Gwynn? I don't know why he dealt so much though. Oh, hi. I just didn't
expect him to deal that much damage on a crystal shield. Maybe upgrading the crystal shield,
Not like I could have though.
I didn't have anything to upgrade it with.
Well, next time if I go in, I'm making sure I have even better stability.
Ah, so heavy.
VAMOS!
This sounds good, Capy, sounds good.
Hey, no I see something, maybe that's why.
But you can't parry with that crystal shield though, can you?
Maybe you can, I don't know.
I remember that shield having a shield bash.
skin cheese thanks to the 52
Peter shield is amazing
la la la la la la la la la la la
I'm not going to rule that.
Cause I don't need to!
Bong.
Bong.
Plus one, time to loot.
Let's have a looting run instead, man.
My favorite teletubby? Man, I never really watched it.
I don't even remember their names. Like, Tee-Pee, Whee-Pee, Nala, Poe.
And the fourth one? Oh, Tinky Winky.
Same shit. Same shit.
I don't even remember how to do it you have to like max out every bonfire
whatever I think you can plus seven no yeah I don't think I ever did that what
do we have here twinkies all right stone leggings come again not so actually
that's good for like four kings
hey you
hey or she see a jar makes the 105
zoom
any Lord Vessel in here
Guff helm. Yeah let's get it even heavier. Lost a shield though. Okay, Fang bore helm.
Let's see a run right here.
Flambeige!
Cool weapon
It just keeps on getting better doesn't it
The mimic run
it's so back
I have to get over to the weight limit now, like I need like Havill's great shield or
something. Come back soon. No, I don't think I will. I'll play Sticks again. No plans.
I plan on playing this until R9. Hey, alright, that's better. Valley of Drakes equals Hydra.
Ah, I just had an 8-boss run die to Gwyn in the asylum.
I kinda underestimated him.
What are the chances that a normal maul will turn to a boss?
Zero.
That doesn't happen with his rando.
one
What salad? A boss?
Oh, Gwyn!
Salah, do you do lower on the bird skip than this by the way?
You don't?
Damn.
Me neither.
You don't even know how?
Yeah, I think only this does that
This print is safe
Save some
It is solid yet is it is
When I do this skip, we have a key no any skips that like would skip key items. I'm not doing
The only one I jump over the railing in Orlando, if you want to call that one a skip I guess.
I have no plans. I'm doing a DS3 movement kid run. DS3 isn't fun enough to grind out
Not that, Baron.
ain't that the truth cucumbers them
ever do normal use what you get permadeath rando normal use what you get
permadeath rando I mean that's what everyone was grinding and then everyone
flushed it. Carnage, thanks 42 man, thank you.
Plants from Eugenics, fat rolling IRL, no.
DS3 equals bad.
I mean, I don't think it's bad, but I think it's the least fun out of all of them, for
sure.
Not even Rando Slop could keep me.
How are you still against spawning, symbol of avarice and ds3 primitive, we're allowed to spawn vkh and ds1 speedruns?
You weren't allowed to spawn vkh and ds1 speedruns.
That was never a thing, unless you were practicing.
Spike, thanks for the prime. Thank you, man.
Thank you.
What do you have Andre?
Any new helmet for me?
Doesn't that be kinda cool.
Wow.
Well, there is a new helmet here.
I guess I'll buy it.
Oh, come with your Silver Surfer Ring.
I'll buy that.
What did you say, you?
It do be looking a bit rough here.
Younger runners, I'd recommend.
I don't watch speedruns anymore, man.
I don't really know of any.
Vintax, thanks for the 4, thank you.
A butterfly!
Cool.
Nice.
Nice.
Does Alt still speedrun?
No, he does that by daylight.
Okay, better.
Zoom.
Okay, better.
Zoom.
Okay, better
Come again can't say this is the best run I've had but
That just means he'll get better later. I'm gonna try to go through the umberberg check the show for something good
Yeah, better act. Thanks for me. Thank you, bro.
See these people's bloodborne. Yeah. Well, he's on the Rando slop now, though.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Pagicky!
That's for a sense in it.
Of course, Salad.
Listen, he's young and fresh. He doesn't know yet, but he will learn with time.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. What the hell is this? Are you...
Do you have to...
Damn you.
I mean...
If I jump over this, I am so dead.
I am so dead, cause she's gonna shock on me.
We'll just do this. Play it safe and smart. Fuck it.
Fuck it.
fuck the fuck
I'm going to yolo it and just run through and hope it works.
Is that ghost gonna show up here or?
Oh
Yep, oh shit
Yeah
All good
Those demons man the most dangerous shit
That was definitely a run a run hey is that dark hands
And, club morning star, flaw, Blacksley Bammer.
Damn.
Not the best of starts, but I'll go with this.
Yeah, it's fisting time.
In the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crags, arch-trees,
ever-lasting dragons. But then there was fire, and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold,
Life and death and of course light and dark.
Then from the dark they came and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Neaton, the first of the day, the witch of Izalith and her daughters of Chaos, Grim, the
The Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights, and the Fertif made me so easily forgotten.
And thief, the scoundrels, betrayed his aim, and the dragons were no more.
Thus began the age of fire.
But soon the flames will fade, and only dark will remain.
Even now there are only endless, and man sees not light, but only endless lights.
And amongst the living are seen...
Carriers of the accursed Darkseid.
Yes, indeed, the dark sign brands the undead, and in this land, the undead are corralled
and led to the north.
Where they are locked away
to await the end of the world.
This is your fate.
This...
I got the dog out and got a little sandwich just a 20 little sandwich in it
I missed the intro true five days left the already requiem oh yeah yeah I'm so
excited for requiem dude first a requiem playthrough and then a requiem
perma death on hardest difficulty because I'm sure you're probably gonna unlock
it or something and then maybe the rend and all that it's gonna take a while
for a randomizer to come out but then crimson desert is out so I'm gonna it's
so hard to place crimson desert what it's gonna be
I
Either it's peak or it's ass
Oh, hi.
this thing. Yo, shero.
Yeah, it's still running, so you don't get an accidental jump.
Since jump and sprint is on the same button, you can change it in remaster, but I don't
want to.
And looting, that was a mistake.
Great.
So if I'm sprinting and I press like I want to dodge, so I'm sprinting and it's like oh
enemy hits me and then I get a jump I'm dead but if I sprint I hold block and it's like
enemy attack incoming boom I get a roll instead so that's the reason
go for gauntlets
enemy attack incoming
enemy UAV online
no I guess probably month after that
no
no
Never weapon smith box man.
Come again.
Oats again.
Can you say 777 in Swedish so I can feel good?
777?
FAP!
Okay, that's good.
Ooh! Okay, you know what? Good start, I would say.
Wow, even a long sword. Okay. Hmm. Yeah, that's not bad. That's actually not bad.
I might try to go for Undead Merchant.
My favorite Soul Salt crash out? Ooh, that's a tough one.
That's a really tough one.
maybe I should make like a top 10 YouTube video my favorite top 10 souls
crash out
What up, Jack?
And Kudinsknolls, thanks, 34!
Rushing very quickly to the merchants here, just to see what he has, if he has like a
a good weapon. We're running early. Yo, Deedos! Oh shit! Love you, save back. I love you.
Thank you, dude. Thank you, do I know? Appreciate it. Hope you had a good strung, dude. Oh my
My god, I have FAP and chlorine bearing here.
This is some good shit, chat.
Wait, which one did I get first?
Fuck.
Thank you.
Thank you, dude.
A lot of miles, thanks, tier 297.
FAP was later? It was, right?
Okay, if I could just get a good weapon now.
Yeah, we're doing a...
What?
Permadeath, uh, randomizer, enemy item randomizer, and auto-equip.
Oh yeah, it does that, Sally, right?
Dude, look at this god-rings.
If we just have a god-weapon now, god, it would be so good.
Thank you, yeah, go follow Dino, he's insane.
Oh, Fire Keeper Soul!
Soul of Manus!
Thank you.
Love you, love you, love you, love you.
No, what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna go to Andre.
Simply because I am looking for a weapon.
Because I have really good rings here.
I have like the best rings you could ask for.
Yeah, make sure you give a dino a follow.
Thank you, brother.
Good rings, one out of 26.
Yeah, but if I have a good base, I'm unstoppable, man.
Unstoppable yeah havels ring it I would take a havels ring over chlorine theory in the in a rando like this
It's so over oh we're still mid-rolling it's fine
I'm scared of looting because I don't want to ruin my rings, but
I need some souls.
Come back soon.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Okay, we're just getting heavier and heavier now.
That will never be a thing, let's see.
oh shit and then we have this guy here
oh yeah chat well it was a good one while
last that but it's over this guy's gonna
double triple hit me in one shot me
I
It's not worth it. He's gonna kill me. I know he will
When are you gonna play already to remake randomizer? I think I've already done that
Yeah, I did right yeah
Wait, I forgot to SS Pulse 2, er not the end of the world though, it's fine.
Oh, this is pain though.
With the Fat Roll, this is, that's gonna one shot me if I'm sprinting.
Oh, we're fine.
RE4 Rando is still the best thing ever.
That was the best arc.
It was DS2?
Nah!
Sorry for beat that.
Okay, sure.
the try fit the challenge I don't know what that is
Now that is an interesting key.
That's actually one of the items you NEED to finish this round though.
This means I could enter the sewers for Gaping Dragon.
Uh, if you were at the Wair.
And I'm used to the stream I still hear the games as a friend, yeah, you know why people
friend not had some, I had some runs, I had a, I was eight balls of sand and then I died
to Gwyn.
I had Lord Vessel too, yeah, no, this run is actually pretty good, I don't really have
have a good weapon but I have really good rings. Basically top rings you can have. Switching
this one for havels would be better I think. But you can't have it all. That's what the
The goal is crack off, yeah man.
Did I struggle playing this after it released? No, because I read on game facts that I could
kill the wyvern's tail in Undeburg from the bridge to get Drake Sword.
So I did that.
There's a key item here.
Oh, there's bones.
key that is a key key item you needed to fight Calamity all of this just man
nothing super pug in terms of weapons though oh is this really a man though if
you're guaranteed to die everyone well one is not hitman chaos model yeah Becky
thanks 16 I know about it haven't thought about playing it yet though I'm
I'm really just waiting for RE9 right now.
So excited for it.
Oh, we're gonna have to risk these rings now.
R9 is 27, it's on Friday.
It's gonna be a cozy dude.
It's gonna be cozy.
How did I find Village? I thought it was good.
Can't we pretty miss every show we're not a badmull?
No, that doesn't sound like me man.
What up Tizzy?
Ah, it's actually going well.
It's going to Roy, isn't it?
Repair box.
Who asked for a repair box?
I wish I could watch it play right now, but I can't have spoilers.
Yeah, I mean, the Vaude will always be there.
Uhhhhhhh...
I think we just go a Darkroot Basin here.
Walta.
Chad can't see it, but...
Watch.
It's Walter
Yeah, I'm fixing as this
Let's go!
A favorite Breaking Bad character.
Mr. White or Mike yeah yeah Mike is mega based
Do I hate Skyler?
No.
Does this use what you get, yeah.
Oh, it's C. What the hell?
Another K-H run? You mean Kingdom Hearts?
them play but Twilight Princess actually have some interest in it.
I couldn't have been the large ember. I would have been tight.
Yeah, I played Yakuza 0, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Yeah, I was really yakuza's up to there.
oh that just put me in heavy roll oh you also played uh the man who raised his name yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
Okay, I'm mid-rolling again. Nice, tight. Sick.
Yeah, Insinia.
Give me the Lord of Us.
And He.
Help!
When he stares into the camera, is that right?
That's my jam.
Oh my gosh, the Lord Vessel here.
I mean, I'll check what boss is here, but no matter who it is, unless it's like Capra
demon or some asylum demon or some shit, it's gonna be very slow to kill.
I ain't got no weapons.
I ain't got no weapons.
Okay, yeah.
just a piece man I'm just trying to play at the video game
I don't even know.
Alright, let's see what's over here then.
I saw a disfavored buddy here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't enter this room, guys.
Guys.
Hello.
Ah, okay.
A bone wheel takes this long to kill by the way, so...
Okay, that's...
Oh
Yeah
Nooooooooooooooooo
My fap
Oh it's..
It's over
I mean, I'm just gonna reset.
It's run has like nothing going for it, just kill me.
It takes, it's a, it's a, it's a flush run for sure.
Also I saw someone say that last run where I got Lord Vessel from Gwyneware I think you're
right.
I think I forgot to enable randomized Lord Vessel.
Yep.
Look at this.
I forgot to take these.
Insane cheating.
It was just a coincidence, alright?
Let me just make sure everything's right.
These options don't save, so I forgot to re-enable them.
It's just these though.
Uh, bing, boom, bing, bing, bing, bing. Yeah, that's good. All right, re-roll, re-roll the fucking scene.
Laundromat? I think, I feel like Laundromat can make a crash. Probably doesn't though.
What is this?
Dude, I thought it was lore friendly.
Yeah, this is the classic, yeah.
Ah yes, very good.
Bruh, these fucking freezes and eldering, they did get better, they did.
Ah yes, very good.
Oh my god, man.
Fuck, the freezes were so ass.
Let's go again. That run was just sad. It was sad
Let me make double triple sure this is on now
Yeah shuffle yep, yep, it looks good fair shuffle the senile. Yeah. Yeah, that should be like that. All right
The
Gamer.
Yeah, the options recent every time you open the program. So I didn't have randomized Nord Vessel Salad.
Thought it was a strange coincidence I got it from going away earlier.
Thank God that run died. It would have been awkward otherwise.
Wow, this is some ass.
Is that a dark hand?
Yeah, I guess I'll take that.
Have I watched Iron Lung?
No, I haven't.
I'm gonna watch it for sure
fashion soles oh I just make scientists have like random armors every day Zythe
every day praise it I only died 18 times attempts are a lot longer now yeah
It's almost like this random is easier than the previous one more consistent
Like 21 yeah, I'll take the lead and die last race it I guess but
We'll count it
Do do do
I was hotter about the last one.
Mainly dual boss fights, like Gargoyles and ONS for example.
They were individually randomized so you could fight Calamite and Madness at the same time.
You will never see that in this random because it doesn't work that way.
So like, I could go days without getting past fucking Gargoyle Church because it was just,
it would be a fucked up boss combination.
But in this one, that will never happen.
So it's way easier to get runs going in this one.
Way, way, way, way, way, way easier.
D, thanks for 19, thank you.
Don't loot that.
Bonk.
Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.
Boom.
Right ends are strong.
I got Dark-ham, brother.
Yeah, dark end is strong. It's powerful it is.
I've had multiple ones today already, Lizzy.
No, I guess that one. No, it was only Lord Vessel that was not randomized, so yeah.
That doesn't really matter at that early on.
To be honest, maybe the render would have made it even easier because I might have found
Nord Vessel earlier.
Yeah.
You never know.
And we will never know.
OOOOOOOH BABY!
That is a BANGER-ASS weapon right there.
That weapon is INCREDIBLE!
Especially if I find Twinkling Titanite now.
So I'm gonna rush to Andre.
See if I can maybe pick up some- I need to pick up some souls.
So hopefully I can get some lucky souls around here.
I alluded to that.
I don't think I'm going to be able to use it again.
It has a very long R2, but I just don't use it.
Nice.
Give me some souls, please.
I have one of those.
Oh, yeah, I could dark-hand-pick. Wow. Well, that is definitely a weapon also.
Play that makes the 86, thank you.
Okay, well, it's all downhill from here.
Oh
Oh
My god the large ember
Okay, okay sure
Okay, and you shield good
The 18 dicks you need
Pretty much, Vegemire. That's how it goes.
There's more enemies in the Rendo pull bad pie. Bed of Chaos is also part of it. But
in the end it's not that much different. This randomizer is a bit more consistent in getting
rounds going like Darcy's team
Come back soon.
Okay.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle. Okay. Not allowed to unequip. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Because next day, I'll probably choose day.
Okay, souls, yes.
What I need now is more souls.
Yeah, probably choose day.
Seems to be the plan.
Any Kleftka today?
We haven't planned any.
Oh, he died. Give me something cool. Oh shit, okay
That is cool
I just all death for my entire fucking PC
Why did I- How did I f-
Oh my gawd
Where'd the chat go?
Oh, that was so fucking sloppy! What are you doing?
That was the sloppiest of fucking slob
How did I die to a snake guy? That was such a good run
Whatever it is.
Why did that? That was a salad to your death. That was actually salad to your death.
Fuck.
Now I gotta remember to put these options back in again.
That was a salad tier death man.
That's the type of death I tune in to salad stream as I'm drinking my coffee and then
he dies like that and I go, hahahaha.
That was the type of death that was.
I am not supposed to die like that.
What happened I died to a snake guy like what is going on no rage streamer alachance
2026 hey why don't I see this
this why don't I see my dashboard oh there we go sorry it wasn't updating hey
Clayton thanks 86 D thanks 19 go ago thanks 71 if this run it doesn't make it
past five bosses I'm gifting 50 subs
Oh my god, Claymore.
Yes.
Fucking love the Claymore.
remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, Kiki.
Which one to go with here?
Man, if I could upgrade the claymore with this.
That up makes a 91. Thank you guys.
Uh, Balzard. Wait, did you do Beach Mouse?
I missed it. Maybe I was, uh, letting the dog out or something.
Alright, here we go. 50 subs on the line. Fuck this.
Crispy Baker, thanks to Tom.
What we do now is we get to Claymore, we rush certain shops
to try to find Titanite Shards, and then we upgraded to plus five.
That's the plan.
That is the plan.
you
Hey Nick, I'd like 43 and I'd like to show you my anniversary. Thank you.
until R9 when it, unless I beat this earlier.
This is just fucking brutal.
Are you kidding me?
Next run to Kassadin's Island, by the way.
Everyone knows that.
I can't even fucking do anything here!
No, it's positive that after getting out of the asylum, Chata, run isn't going until
you're out of the asylum.
Everybody knows that.
Every body.
Can you, can you, can you open the door?
I don't think so Salad, no.
Well I have another plan, so fuck it.
Alright, you.
Come here.
Please can you come here?
Come here.
This way please.
Stop trying to charge brother.
Did I hit him?
I can't even reset him here.
Ah, shit.
I
On ironically can't do anything here
I mean I'm just gonna die
I'm just going to die.
Then I have this, and there's nothing I can do.
It's just over.
I'm going to find a way to kill him through the wall.
That's what I'm doing.
Bitch, what?
I think it's 19 and Tifa is like 25.
What's the issue here?
I'm getting blocked from entering the arena
by a dragon ass and one of those like slimy guys in Yolando,
the big dudes that spawn explosions all the time.
just kill them he says alright worst if it's 32
yeah let me just kill this
this. Let's uh, yeah let's do that. Yeah let's just kill this I guess.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Let me give this a plus fixy. We get them anyway within 3 bosses.
Don't you have like 100,000 hours in this game?
How are you still in the tutorial, or did you spend all of the time sitting here?
the sweetest amount.
Go Stan.
One. One right there.
Four seatings 32! See?
Made it out. Fuck no iron conceding to chat in that situation.
Ah, reset. Reset and give 50. Fuck off.
That is never happening. Never. There wasn't even a slight chance that would
ever happen.
I would have rather sat there for the next four hours trying to kill those than resetting.
I was fully prepared for it.
Alright.
Don't give me a new weapon here.
Maybe I could just rush Andre.
Tomoth, oh fuck. Yeah, I was supposed to do that
Well, if I if I don't get past 50. Oh, thank you, dude
Thank you. God damn
Yeah, welcome all new fellas and jab. I think it's 81. Hey, I gotta change the gift alert. It's a bit updated
Thank you, dude
fucking a
hey you
come back
Yeah, of course Molten I
Mean the bet was still on even if I died in the asylum. I'm just salty and I don't want to give in to fucking chat, dude
Like of course I had to get that on the road where I said I'll give 50 which is it's never happened
I don't think I've ever died in the asylum on these runs.
I'm rushing stores to see if they have a ton of night shards.
are auto equipped weapons auto upgraded to know they're not store mentioned yeah
because I can Jane is
was going to kill him we just got to get to Andre that's it
Hey, you!
The lock coma thinks 57 and the casting said a 20.
of
Oh my god, gold pine too, but it's very expensive.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay, that is very good.
Very very good.
the battle so okay this is very solid very very solid I don't remember how
many shards you need for upgrading in this it's always different in these
those damn games. Is it 9? Okay I remember correctly then.
OI!
Nice.
Now my stats aren't the best but that's alright.
Yeah, plus 5 Claymore.
I mean, this early doesn't say anything for a randomizer though.
I could have endgame enemies in Undenburg.
So then it's not as insane anymore, unfortunately.
Oh, you know what?
Since we need souls, I'm going to rush to Sif.
Oh, I'll do a 24-hour streamer R9.
No, that would be so unworthy.
release like that you don't want to just play just to hit 24 hours like that
would just remove the enjoyment
stuff like that is good for like nature mythology or something you know not for
a game you're like hype for and then it's like 20 hours in you're like this
oh what's going on and you're just playing for the sake of playing not worth
it not worth it yeah solid we'll see we'll see that looks like that's a very
shiny item here this could unironically be the Lord vessel fuck why the fuck
Did I loot that? Why, why, why, why, why, why? Whatever.
Is there a lot?
It's okay.
How much is this way?
It's 13, yeah.
It is quite a bit.
Oh
No flush not worth it. I've only done one and midnight release stream ever that was Bloodborne DLC
fuck yeah score and let's go you're warlocking
oh yeah if this is going it's it's I will be really bad
Elias Malopsnik 70 you do. Magic Warlock, nice.
Most likely a wild physical. A long wild.
I do not corgi now let's see do we have a decent fight here oh yeah we do oh no I thought
It wasn't like a silent demon
of
At least we know who that is
Let's go on the on the bird
Plus five claim we're insane at this point in the run. Yeah
Yeah, yeah very
I'm just going to loot this first.
I'm going to check Peters nice okay that's good so live a hero
very
it doesn't scale physical it doesn't
only the beginning boss in the asylum is
oh shit okay
come again
of
come again
of
of
of
of
better. Uh, I could check over here, check on the merchant, see what he asks. Each
your balls shows up once yeah so we know where man is is now do I rush this
probably good evening lucky let's see what we have here
might be some good
Being a bit too impatient.
Hey you.
I would double or nothing if chat takes the bet.
Physical, you decide.
Do we do double or nothing?
No pressure.
We do not?
Oh, you're not the owner of this channel, are you?
So I say we do, OK?
Man, what are these ass-stars?
Salad-tier-stars, dude.
Ugh.
Fucking hell.
But the number of bosses also doubles.
Okay, yeah, I'll take that. I'll take that.
I'll take that.
ten bosses if I don't kill ten bosses it's a hundred subs do you take that one
physical if you PB this run okay we have it we have it of course I get like the
worst fucking start this is slope of enemy repeat
in the age of ancients, the world was unformed, crowded by fog, a land of grey crags, arch-trees,
and everlasting tridents.
I'm tired because I was up there watching him die.
to
be there on the subs
I
I think it's the prime dude, TPA since tier 2109.
Yeah, no, no.
I look forward to the 9th and 9th. This Mace is good damage. I mean he's scaled down,
The maze is always good, especially in Dark Souls 2.
come back sit yo man max what's new and is rando is it's a more refined rando
bed of chaos is part of the rotation you have dragon butts part of the enemy
rotation you have see here 100% of the time
I'm dead oh my god that would have killed me
Oh
Not monkey
and
Chad if you could be anyone from Dark Souls one
who would you want to be like enemy, NPC, whatever
Hmm, smoke. Wow. They're like executing people, huh? Framped. Why would you say framped?
Sunlight maggot? What the fuck are these answers?
Andrei, oh yeah, Andrei is a good one.
The fourth king that ever spawned during speedruns.
That's good. Good chunks and stuff.
Gwynewer isn't even real.
Just like your favorite anime waifu.
Oh, I'm gonna get fucking karma for that.
I'm gonna get so karmaed for that.
If you nearly died to Helichike Drake, Salad, you died to Moonlight Butterfly in the Asylum
as the first boss.
I don't think you're allowed to talk, alright?
Go get yourself.
You did see me?
You got Lord Vestalim?
Yeah.
Classic.
Not a nice charge.
I can plus five this maze right here.
I won't really have any stats.
Well, no I will.
Don't get you second.
No like insane weapon here but we should run and check who Sif is to see if we can get
Some souls, 40k.
Uh, it's, uh, Warlevy thinks 29.
Thank you.
I'm not sure there isn't no screen shake mod.
Oh, sweet CB, let's go.
Which Dark Souls has the best overworld?
Probably one.
But two has Majula though.
I love Majula.
If Majula had internet and a computer, I would want to live there.
Oh fuck.
Oh no.
I mean, you have respawning pigs though, bacon, bro.
Yeah, the cats are randomly spawned, they are.
If I get a fine boss here, that's 40k souls plus extra souls from this one.
That's a good start, but we all know it's going to be Calamite or Manus or Artorias.
I don't know why I popped that humanity, I should have asked this instead.
It's Priscilla!
Yeah, it is!
Ugh!
Oh
First time I see her
Oh, this is I wonder if she's gonna one shot me
I think she might actually one shot me.
with a regular hit because of bleed
Dude, 1.4k souls for that?
That's really good.
We just gotta try to kill bosses now, because I'll get a lot of levels.
I think 66 might be thanks to the four anniversary, huh?
me lads today and nothing planned
no one has written in the lads chat it's it's over
It's on cooldown now for like another month. Oh fuck. I'm just gonna drop here
I had to pick a game to run a fully functional primitive random for three months straight.
You could pick any game you've ever played.
Which one would you go for?
Oh, shit.
Um.
Um, wow.
Yeah, I thought man is many times.
of
I've done worse, chat.
It's fine.
He's almost dead, ya come on.
scientist
of
I did think this would deal a bit more damage.
plus five days
the real name of the boss fire sage demon
Jeremy
don't need to roll that but fuck it
you shot
Hey, LR, let's make a wager.
If you beat this before RE9 you play 24 hours of Garfield Kart.
No.
If you don't, you play 24 hours of Garfield Kart 2.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Jump equals back.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Jump equals back.
Yeah, but then it's plus a hundred subs.
I will not give up so easily.
and I'll stop!
Dude!
jump back then we all know we are going to do it
one of our last
two 32 minutes in
I'll be celebrating my 83rd month by the time this guy is dead.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You
Great let's go got an update it did revive costs
Revive equals cost
Is it suited? I haven't played the original RE4 in so long, I don't remember.
who do we have someone I can push down
of
three
three
three
three
Hmm.
Alright.
Slow ass run, but it's moving forward.
Might loot Valley of Dricks, I guess.
No, key items can never be locked behind quests, thank god.
would be so painful one thing we have going for us is this getting a lot of
souls got decent strength and dexterity and we can plus five weapons and Andre
so that's really good
No, ring doesn't work when you pop soul items.
No, bread and unfortunately... Thanks for asking though. But unfortunately none.
and
That's rough
Yeah, absolutely of course
I'm sure slide is down
Oh fuck, I forgot you were here.
You can't hit me through the la-
OHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, I'll join as- I hope you find something though, man.
I'm sure you will soon.
Okay, a morning star.
It's Monday tomorrow, but it's one day closer to RE-9 and one day closer to RE-9, Permadeath
Rando.
Ooh, nice. We do have a lot of levels this run.
No, it doesn't make sense, it doesn't.
It's all the same, kinda.
Gotta up that time to loot firelink
The bed is still on is a slow-ass run, but it we do have a lot of souls
If I just find like a decent weapon and plus five it
Speaking of souls even more
Good shield, X-Ware.
Very well.
Now...
Oh my god.
Christmas.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh
No weapon though that would have been so good. I'm again that would have been so nice
Okay, good
It's a good weapon, but you need 25 exterities and pretty much pointless.
I've been scared of that boulder knight
fuck okay I need a weapon I didn't want to bridge yeah but there's a bunch of
enemies there I'm gonna check the easy stuff first okay even more souls
Oh, huh. Well, I don't have the souls ring anymore, but it did its work. I just got orange
Chargering so I could run in the lava
There's a lot of loot down there
Oh, yeah, fire damage on kick is true.
Cutest delks, thanks to the 14, Tifa Smash.
We do have a great club here, which is good.
But I still have more stuff to loot, though.
Don't get your shit.
Yeah you can't, Tarnia.
No kick.
Actually you can.
Wait, that's weird.
Hmm.
weird get that 20 strength a bit more out
Looking a little bit grim.
What do we do?
Well, we just keep on looting and hope we get something.
We do have the Great Club there.
Give me like, Battleaxe or something.
Catacombs is very scary. Very, very, very scary.
Okay.
Sure
No, I haven't wait forget the route in these one like how to get to places no, I I I remember all of that
The speedrun route is not the same as when I speedrun this though that one. I don't know a
Long sword hmm, okay, I could plus five it
I could plus five it
You know what yeah, we're gonna plus five this
Hey you sober thanks 74 I'm gonna plus five this and go for the undead merchant and check his shop
the
the
of
no I'm going to on the merchant check in the shop
I could also actually loot this area here to my left.
I haven't been here in forever. Let's check this. Maybe it brings luck. That doesn't sound
lucky. Oh, they dropped large shards. That doesn't sound good at all. Uh, hello?
of
is that the yeah no fuck that
Uh-oh.
That's not good.
of
Oh wait, I'm light rolling, hell yeah.
Nice.
Okay, yeah, we go on that merchant.
Or we could go in there.
I'm trying not to die, I'm playing very safe right now.
Oh, there's a dragon ass up there, yeah.
Oh fuck, bird.
Wait, there's a dragon ass here.
Oh fuck, mega-
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Short ass.
minus 10k
Okay
I'll be seeing you
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
I'll be seeing you
Big problem
I could go into the lava only problem is I have no way to get there unless I run all
the way around everything because the ice golem is going to block my path mosquito
Okay, that's good, that's good.
is the slowest run ever.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, good lord.
Oh, no.
This is terrible.
Yeah, people are all good.
uh... i mean
let by district and i let by insolid are down
they are
So, what we do is, we buy Grey Club, upgrade to plus 5 and go to Undead Merchant with it.
That's the game plan.
I won't be lot rolling anymore, but at least I can kill stuff.
I
Was up Maddie. Ah, it's going a bit rough. I mean the thing is the thing we have going is we have a lot of levels
So that is good
I can't even plus five of this well actually I can just kill the golem a bit
it. Wait, it's Gravelorded here. Why? Why is it Gravelorded all of a sudden?
Well, I've ever played Silksong?
Yes, I will.
I will!
Give me this...
SNIFF! Is that SNIFF? It is. Okay, SNIFF is very, very scary.
No, no, come here, coward, come here.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
That doesn't sound good at all.
Holy fuck, the screen shade!
Oh my god!
I'm going to throw up.
Okay, we don't have a lot of souls though, that is a big problem.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Barb's trade sword is okay.
Ah, fuck.
I think I'm gonna have to kill Gargoyles, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to kill Gargoyles.
Shit, what is the next step, man?
Barb straights or plus five, try to kill Gargoyles?
Or plus five this?
Well to be honest, we could loot this area.
We can actually loot this area.
Might as well.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
No.
No.
You
All it takes is one good weapon man. That is it.
Oh
That is so death Jesus Christ
Oh, do you- Oh, yeah, these guys respawn when you do this.
I forgot.
Mmm.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I think that's it.
Hmm.
Is it?
Is it over?
fuck
no no no no no no
no skeleton
no no no
hey you
This is the run. It surely is not looking like it right now.
It's not terrible though.
to
Daaah! Daaah!
all confessions and DD2? I did yeah. Big smokes younger brother thanks 15 and
cookie thanks to the 29.
Wait, does this mushroom aggro when you-
Oh, there's still the plus 100 run.
What am I searching for?
Just anything.
Really?
I mean, I'm just gonna go ash lake and die.
Might as well.
of
and
just here is things in a 91 man and the nonims gave it the binky bonky bonky is so thank you
What?
the
bold friends give to the next age of fire
Yeah.
I'm getting dead by a tree.
Yeah, all I really need is like a decent weapon with me, daddy.
Kirk, thanks for your anniversary, man. Thank you.
Die. Die.
Just gift the 100 subs already and end this misery with life.
Nope. I will not.
Oh, yeah. Wait, is there anything up here? There isn't. Is there? Maybe there is. No?
Okay. Yeah, it's just this. Yeah, I am.
This is just so painful.
We cannot lose hope.
Or any loot could change the run drastically.
Why didn't you stop me, physical?
I can't even walk up this fucking ledge!
Oh my- okay.
I'm gonna throw.
not nothing matters anymore anyways
yeah I'm the merchant as barb straight sword
I mean, yeah, that's a bit less weight.
end of the day there's just not much to do. It's just how it is.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
No, we gotta stop despairing. This loot could change the run drastically.
Yeah.
Russian souls is black ladies and gentle hands.
what the fuck I don't want no dumbass golem leggings but this loot could
change the run drastically right here it could it has the potential to fucking
kill me I guess they're about to
No, we can't despair.
We cannot despair right now.
This is when we have to push through.
is impossible I'm fucking dead
But this loot could change everything.
This loot could also change everything.
Well, go long chat.
It's time to throw.
It's just how it is.
This could change everything though.
Better.
It doesn't change everything, but it does.
A little bit less weight.
Alright.
Reload this one.
Oh my god.
Okay, but that loot in front of me though?
Am I a believer?
There's one loot I haven't got yet.
This loot? Okay.
That loot in front of me could make the night and day difference.
Get it twisted this loot could change everything always bet all your hikes right here right here
Oh my it could be the Lord mess up, okay?
This is bad roll down. Thank you. Okay
Thank you flame
But it's true though any loot could change every single thing
There's no what to know. There's nothing behind there.
Hey, you! Bro, I... can you... okay.
Okay, you see that loot there, and this one could be like the maiden dress or whatever.
Okay, that's a key item that you actually need to finish this rando.
So that is good, but I'd rather have something else for now.
I mean, it's better than the tail.
That is clear as day.
Fuck, I shouldn't have dropped there.
Ah, shit.
and
don't buy on ironically better than guardians tale
Or any whip for that matter?
The whips are so ass.
Miyazaki, what do you mean?
Get me out of this hellhole.
We march for God.
even OBS doesn't even want this fucking round to continue
fucking hell
fucking hell
well changing OBS version to help
Hi.
Because I watch your educational stream, I am now able to perform much better in school.
Last time, the teacher asked me who was the 20th president of the United States.
And because of you, I was able to proudly answer this question.
Thanks.
Hey, you!
Yeah, I'm re- I'm re- I'm re- installing Windows on- on Tuesday.
At least now I know that doesn't help.
Hey, you!
The fucking key tracker is glitched. Hold up. Let me fix it.
Uh...
Not like it matters. This one's gonna die
Hey, you here
And it should be working
So hold, hold, document, boom, boom, boom, and boom.
Now it should work.
It's so quiet.
Alright, come on, update.
You know I have these key items.
Give it a few minutes.
Okay.
You know, Valir, thanks 58, Alphair, thanks 2 years.
And uh, suitcap, thanks 14, snog, thanks 126.
Alright, we keep going.
No, I don't know why these OBS crash stories are happening, it's so frustrating, and the
The only way to try is just to downgrade OBS or update drivers and then just stream and
hope it doesn't crash.
Now I know that doesn't help so I gotta reinstall Windows because that stream PC is on Windows
10.
And I think going to Windows 11 might actually fix it.
don't like that oh my god I do not like this it's over here
Are you fucking serious?
And then he pushes me down so I can't loot.
Well, chat was a good run, but it's over.
I had fun though.
It was a fun run.
No, I really wasn't. This round fucking sucked. End my misery, please.
Alright, me?
No, that's-
I'm gonna lose my hair. I'm gonna lose my fucking hair. I swear. I this is so dumb
hmmm
Nothing matters anymore
OBS is gonna crash, I'm gonna pick up Smo's helmet
Smo's armor, Smo's fucking legging, Smo's great hammer
I just fucking kill me
Why does it work?
for five hours straight and then he just crashes two minutes within two times
within five minutes
make it make sense I can't believe the Dark Souls mega-crackin monster
the gorilla muster expert Hela is blatantly spicing his run like this.
Peaky.
At least it's fast to get back up again, but fucking hell man.
Oh!
Garfield jam never crashes, play that.
No, I might have gone Crash Logs now. It does generate them.
Oh, this is despair.
But it's not over. Any loot could be it.
And then when I get good loot, Obvious is gonna crash again. And again.
And nope, that's not the spirit. Obvious is gonna hold. I'm gonna get Black Knight Sword here.
Or Black Knot Halbert maybe?
It could happen. It could happen. It's not impossible.
Okay, that's good because now I'm actually mid-running at least.
So yeah, you know what? We take that. We take that.
See it's going up. It's going up.
That is a key item that you need.
So, not bad, but we need some stuff.
No, you're not aggroed are you?
Surely not, because I'm grabbing this item.
Okay, he's stuck, good.
Lord Vessel?
Hey, you!
Mmmmmm.
Shax, thanks 55 man, thank you!
Well, this is officially the slowest run, alright, might as well run over this on the
gaming PC and get this check if everyone's stable on this length anyways, I've already
done that.
Uh, I know that's fine on this, on the gaming PC.
Because that's what I used to run on this PC with.
Oh fuck.
Don't be scared.
Do not fret, the Dark Lord.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for Windows 10 to 11 on that PC.
Hopefully, it will fix.
It's just weird.
It never used to happen and then it started like, what, two weeks ago?
And then sometimes I'll go like three days without a crash.
I don't know.
We have to contain things before.
Thank you, Mark.
I do not have Lord Vessel now.
I always do it the next year.
No, OBS is not closing instantly.
It comes up as a warning and says,
Whoops, OBS is crashed.
Most fun challenge I've done?
I mean RE4 Remake Rando.
How will I leave now?
Like actually because me climbing out of
The great hollow the odds of me surviving that is so low so damn low
We do have a lot of health I agree me makes it a three year anniversary man thank you
are four door randomized to plug a mob um no i haven't seen it i've seen door randomizer
I don't know what plug-in mode is.
No I don't use, I just use a regular PS5 controller so no gimmick triggers on the back.
No, it would be nice.
I gotta find five plaga samples that end the game throughout all locations.
Oh, that's cool.
Dorando Permitas.
Whoa. I can't even move. I'm gonna try to get him to fall. Could be the Lord Vessel.
I
doesn't count as a boss that one.
chad is it over be honest
Snipe, sniper.
I don't remember. Is there an item in the bottom here? I don't think so. It's on the
Mushroom
Brother of man, can I
It could be the Lord vessel.
It was not.
Yo, we're here.
Thanks, 56.
Oh, he probably won't be alive much longer salad looking what's above me right now
Hey, you!
Why am I- Okay, don't roll me please.
You could fall.
That's great.
I've lost my timing on those.
Gotta practice.
Okay, this is fine though.
Okay.
Oh yeah, that hellish item that is on that branch.
I actually don't remember how to grab this item.
I remember it's fucking terrifying to do.
You have to like go on that and slide on the branch or some shit.
Yeah, Salad. That's kind of what I'm feeling right now.
It's probably nothing important.
Right?
I don't recognize him in his uclaw I'm tired because I was up late watching
I think I'm dying.
If I were you I would just get the Lord Vessel from that branch and teleport home.
smile yeah yeah you can jump over there that's how I normally do this but it's
insane how they never fix this
I mean, I just gotta full send it.
Just jump over there.
It's not gonna work.
This is how I'm gonna die here.
Like, yeah.
I'm just gonna full send it I whatever it's gotta jump I don't remember how I used to
jump this
you can just walk left there's collision on the floor
No, I'm jumping I don't trust
Like how does this not make it
Oh.
Hey, you...
Wait, you mean just hug left like this and just walk like this to the left?
There's no way.
Is it cheating if I check the illusory wall video?
It might be like a specific angle you...
You go on?
Like you just hug this wall and walk to the left.
Like this.
That.
This.
That.
Oh, I'm doing it. Fuck it.
No.
Everything sucks, show me the video.
Where's the video?
Alrighty then.
You fell next to me.
There should have been a little hidden ramp here, then there wouldn't have been a problem.
This reveals the reason why staircases are always secretly ramps in their low collision,
because having ramps instead of tall jagged steps is really important for traversability.
As for why walking to the left works, even with the collision display, it's not immediately obvious why it works.
These bits of collision here are ridiculously steep.
You typically slip off the surfaces that are less steep than this, but at first it's just a little bit of a sense.
But I'm pretty certain the reason we're supported is probably because of these planes of collision down here.
While they're even steeper, I think the difference is that we're able to stand on top of their edges, essentially.
because you can be supported by papers and sheets of collision if you can get on top of an edge like this.
The developers would have to otherwise go another way to make it slippery on purpose.
So, despite being easily reproducible,
Show it!
...that the hugging left method works at all was an incredible bit of luck.
And if QLock had to do things like this-
Yeah, you gotta go really into it.
...was an incredible-
You gotta go- you gotta go like really into it.
...the fact that the hugging left method works at all was not a perfect bit of luck.
That seems easy though.
If Kuwak had to do things like copy and paste entire chunks of collision when messing with it at all,
it's understandable that this didn't get fixed for the remaster.
Yeah, I'm gonna check where Lord Vessel was.
Hold, because I have cheat sheet here.
Cheat sheet.
new launder ruins in the small square tower after exiting inguards building
yeah it's that one close to the water
well time to pay up I guess
Yeah.
That was the most painful run I've had so far in this version of the Rendo.
There was plenty of those runs in the other end, though.
Alright, let me pay up.
Let me pay up.
A bet is a bet.
No, it's 100.
Another victim.
Ass.
Mega giga ass of hell.
Mega giga ass of hell is what that was.
What a painful run.
F.
Now Obvious is going to crash.
to dagger in my back. Oh. That is one heavy boy though. Yo flattable hammer, how's it
going? Very met right now. OBS crashing. Had like three balls kills in what?
fucking the two hours or three hours or whatever it was dnl makes a 93 thank you
the zosh thing 16 and double edger one year anniversary man thank you and just to do things
McBorn takes 82 and Cosmic Borns takes 8.
Does it take long to like change windows and just clean the PC?
I don't remember it's been so long since I did it.
No.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, that's the first time I see him in the Rendo.
Oh yes, Adled. I'll probably do that then after stream. I'll just...
Wife it clean.
Wipe it clean, go from Windows 10 to 11. If it crashes after that...
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. He's just crashing fucking non-stop now.
Oh, dude.
Well, this round's fucking cheated now anyway, so might as well reset.
I don't know what to do. Oh yeah, I do know what to do. Fucking wipe the PC.
could there be a component that is like broken it wouldn't other shit break
then
oh holy gnome thanks for the 10 dude thank you thank you yeah I don't use it
for other shit it's literally just running OBS what if it's the minigame
let's close it yeah well let's go again
Oh, yeah, Mikus.
Oh, yeah, double-edged your fucking A. That's rough.
Oh did I die in this lot of no BS crash like I had to quit out
If you clean install doesn't work could be the GPU
Yeah, I'm not using n-venk with OBS though. I'm not
Maybe capture card?
But it's working so smoothly.
Yeah, I've gotten some crashing ports so I'm gonna check them.
See if it says anything.
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, yeah, oh yes, but I feel like if it was something like that, I'd get like a blue screen or something, right?
It's just, whoops, OBS crashed, would you like to generate a crash report?
Yep, sure do.
That's all that happens.
Hey, you!
Yeah, I'd check it.
I'm on the latest version.
No, I downgraded OBS today to 32.0.1.
File Integrity option? OBS? No.
Wait, is that- where- where's that option?
In health? I guess you can't do it when you're live though.
Oh yeah, check for File Integrity. Thank you. Yeah, I see it.
and
and
I'll go back from looking at his discord
Some fucky thing with what GPU you may have and even then that isn't one-on-one solution apparently a lot of people are having issues with it
Hmm interesting. Yeah, I mean this just started recently. It was never an issue
shoe. Yeah, reinstalling the PC is the best bet right now. And then seeing if that works.
I did new drivers today until drivers and GP drivers, but yeah, it's still happening. So
Okay, not all right
of
No, we don't.
Windows update in January.
Fuck the last stuff.
Might try to uninstall.
What was that?
Windows 11 though?
Stream piece is on Windows 10.
I'm not sure that applies.
a fresh install on everything disabling plugins and whatnot changing the encoder from gpcp
i couldn't find a solution it was odd it kept shutting itself down after like 20 minutes
it was like a pattern but then someone's just that turned down the bitrate mrs kid 4 5 and
And then I did a test stream and it lasted 4 hours and no problems.
That's really weird.
No, I'm not turning down the B-Raid.
to get it fixed before R9 man. Yeah it just happens randomly for me. It can go
hours without it. It can go days without crashing and now it just crashed twice
in five minutes or whatever. So it's very inconsistent.
I'm gonna check the crash reports first, hopefully they've been generated because it's not the
first time I've said to get the crash report and then it just doesn't generate one.
Oh, six onward bones.
Only in the ancient legends it...
Okay, I got...
Oh
Yo shit, oh did you fart? I was just laying there on in his bed staring at me
Drake sword, ooh
Okay, this is a run. Okay. We move in we move in fuck it. Oh my god
Yikes! Yo, Mekazar, thanks for the one year, dude, thank you!
Wow, he looks so proud of himself.
Oh, yeah, I did it all.
Yeah, I mean if I just like uninstalled the entire PC, go to 11 and then I just install
OBS on it with the shit I need then everything should be.
If it's still crashing after that it's gotta be some fucking hardware stuff I guess.
I'll definitely be fixed for RE9.
I mean maybe tomorrow.
I'm just gonna see if I can do it after stream.
Claymore.
Yeah, and check event Burial.
Silently swap the PC with Mika's PC.
Yeah, maybe.
But watch it work for hours now without crashing again.
It's just, it's so weird, it's like something just triggers it, but it's not like this piece
that doesn't even do anything.
It's just there.
Did I open a dope PDF right recently?
No, no, no.
This PC, it only exists for OBS.
Now it does have a lot of other shit on it, because it used to be like a guest room PC
and stuff.
cleanly installing it and only having OBS on it is gonna be good. And if it still
crashes after that, then... yeah. I just showed my notepad to check where Lord Vessel was.
Injury Blagination, otherwise I'd be there, of course.
We do have a good weapon here.
check on your activate elevator, maybe check who's Sifus.
It's not that I haven't checked the logs, it's the fact that it doesn't actually generate
them even when I tell it to. So I have nothing to go on. Okay, large kind of knife there.
That's hold you. Oh my god, large and regular. Okay, very good, very good, very good, very
good.
Oh, a capture cart is internal.
Unlucky, Salji Bowden.
Unlucky, I guess
As a PC crashed has a streaming PC crash fully just OBS it's literally just OBS I get a I get a
Every message saying whoops OBS crashed. Would you like to generate a crash report?
that's all that happens nothing else is crashing or anything it's little it's
just obese
yeah it's an admin mode yes
I
Got tech issues now
Yeah, the best thing I can do is really just wipe the entire pc go for windows 10 to 11 and then if it still happens
Then it's probably some hardware shit
of
I'm not capturing the game capture car. That's why you see everything like you see my entire PC here
It's capturing through cap. It's just capturing the entire PC. That's it
So monitor capture no capture card
It's a video video capture device
Got you Fred big 70 you think it will get solved and it will definitely be solved before I nine hopefully tomorrow it's all
As long as I can get all my settings back quickly
It's like Casualt, it's 51.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm glad I'm here.
My pleasure, Kata, or ever was to give it to you.
You're going to hire babysitter for RE9 because you're scared of horror games?
Damn.
Damn.
Is this the run?
yeah maybe I mean we'll see I'm just waiting for obvious to crash again it's
like anxiety for obvious crashing
it's fast to go back online again there just takes a few seconds but it's still
really annoying
Oh, yeah, I could do that, Kavis. I haven't checked that.
Who do we have here?
and
I'm trying to split them up, man!
What the fuck man?
Weeeee?
OBS will not crash, focus on the fight. OBS will not crash.
Look in.
OBS will not crash. Focus on the fight. Trust in technology. Trust in...
take the logica stop you motherfuckers
Don't read chat, just lock in on the boss fight.
I can't see what Norstein is up to okay
Okay.
Mold's about everyone typing in.
the
the
the
the
Don't look at chat. Don't get distracted.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm dead.
I got greedy.
I should have gone for one hit.
I calmed death.
I should not die there.
I blame OBS.
I knew the moment I pressed the second R2, R1, I'm dead.
Ahhhh...
I shouldn't die there, I should not die there, I should not die there.
Why was I greedy? He was almost dead. There was no reason to greed, man.
There was zero reason to greed.
There was zero reason to fucking greed.
Zero!
Th-there was no point in greedying that.
I-actually, zero point.
And I did it, because, dumb.
fucking dombe
there was zero reason, i didn't need to
i did not need to
give me a role
RE6JEC campaign wouldn't be causing this despair
keke
why did i go for that?
Why did I go for that? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? There was no reason.
There was zero reason to go for that.
I haven't tried a different hard drive for OBS, no.
That's actually a good idea.
Hey, you.
You
We're saying getting seven. Thank you
This dagger's kinda cool.
Oh, I need it.
If you are not having trouble with this, you can always try an easier game like Garfield
Cart 2.
I just wanna play and not have obvious crash.
it takes playing like if if I had to do an hour of gartham cartoon or to fix it
I'll do it regrettably
but it doesn't work I'll lose it makes 59 thank you
Oh, fuck me.
Can I go?
Oh, a double fuck guy.
Oh my god.
Let me in!
Let me in!
Oh
Hey you
I
Jekyll x26
just the regular one mr. I would play on the regular one mr. I would play on the regular
this through I would play on the regular difficulty on ancient guy
I was true dark and the thing is it's probably not gonna crash now anyways it's done it's
It's two random crashes during the stream and now it's just gonna work flawlessly again.
see you now again, it's a randomized lord vessel.
no it will be fixed before friday, long before friday.
pretty sure just cleaning the pc and going from windows 10 to 11, we'll solve it.
Pretty sure.
Yeah, I can always just go back to one piece to set up, it's fine.
I'm here locked in my friend. Short, we need to go nuts this time, I thought I had time.
I'm starting to think this is something common to all of you guys.
Plus one!
You just need a 2p setup and a 1p setup.
Yeah, Morningstar does bleed, yeah.
not this week collector now
not this week collector now
Yeah, for now.
Wow.
Come again.
Oh, it's again.
Come again?
Oh, it's again!
10 flasks, uh, cuz, um, that bonfire there is kindled.
Hey, you!
Dreads on X55.
Is it 50 sub for death?
What the fuck?
Do I look like I have a great Shadow Legends sponsor?
She's adds more balls to the pool but now it's overall more stable.
What the fuck?
And this guy for example.
back seat. Dark major thinks that it's 20. Thank you dude. Ah, Valley of Drakes equals Hydra.
right when you run through salad although I died then was because it's
He sniped me here at the elevator.
Oh, he keeps sniping you there. Yeah, that's the only death I had to him.
I've never been to Australia. No. Australia freaks me out, man. You guys have giant bugs and shit.
How many f's today? Two. They all happen within like five minutes of each other.
There's a three crashes
Is that what we're doing now we're just gambling on how many crashes my obesity gonna have for stream
Oh shit painter world hollow
Nice twinkling.
I shouldn't have died to Ones, man. That was so free.
One split second greed cost me everything. The entire ten minutes of that run.
A cold club is actually very nice.
Okay, I mean, yeah, we can take this and try to work with it.
I
Not I think said it ten dude. Thank you
Okay, new fellas. Oh wait, you downgrade this for more damage. Do you get a plus ten of them? Oh
Yeah, I know you can't do it any of the ember right? Oh, please see
I'm going to SIF again.
Hmm
Four Kingskins bonya
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay, you aim too bad, not in this stream, thanks for the three years, you don't do well.
And I don't know if those things for the 69 months.
Thank you.
Let's see a cold club in action if we just get a kill on sif now get some is that a
Oh my god, it's so yeah, it's over. I'm ironically over I can't stop and heal here because I'm dead if I do
swing then push okay I'm going I'm I'm
you're going I'm you're going I'm the
unlucky as fucking runner that's just
how it is that's how it is the
The unluckiest runner that has nothing to do, just keep grinding.
And Salad, you got nothing on this, man.
You got nothing on this RNG, okay?
Nothing.
I can't even make it to the fucking Cypherina at this point.
Why are they even loot as I'm worth it?
Is the Omega run?
I don't know man, the tunnel is long and dark.
I don't see a way out.
And when I see the way, OBS crashes and takes my spirit away.
Regressively.
Yep, what the fuck?
Did...
Give me this. No, wait, that replaced my right ass. It's over. I thought it was- I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's not over though, it's fine. I don't even- I didn't
even want the Drake Sword anyways. I don't even need it.
If I get a mailbreaker from Pethrus Salad, molds, you know what to do.
Yeah, sure, go on, thanks for that, bye.
Thank you
Hey, they jump OBS and doxos might let you down the dark field was always they feel
No, that's gonna fall there
No
come again
Spell cost to run maybe?
I mean, we've done DS2 rando already. I mean, I've done this, I've done the older version
of this rando also, but there's no like, I think apparently chains is working on an
updated rando for vs2?
it's a kind of cunnel
he is indeed, yeah
of
I was trying to make Dark Luger close work, which Rendo was my favorite, Dias R4.
or remake.
Oops.
actually mid-rolling with this that's because I have a damn bow oh nice your
favorite room will always be these three mimic and primitive how can that be your
favorite run out of all the ones I've done.
Oh, what are you doing here?
I've already done Elden Ring per Marendo.
What about Gavio's heart per Mordeth?
Need to complete all Grand Prix on all difficulties.
If you finish lower than first in a race, you need to start over.
I would just get grieved by Chad.
I mean, against Bolts it would be so easy.
dinner at things 75 thank you
you fight like a milkmaid you fight like a milkmaid thank you at the party man
Yeah, I haven't done it in Rando or Permanent with DLC, Elder Ring.
I have a lot of souls.
What about Barraza?
We'll do that and then we save.
You know, Elder Ring is kind of painful to do in terms of like, Rando.
Is this a spellcaster run? Jesus Christ! Oh my god!
Alrighty!
It's time to man up and do our Karina of Chynrando.
Oh dude, I would need to play that game first.
I saw they released that more jiggies of time.
Oh my god. Oh, that's heavy.
Yeah, I really needed dust crowing now.
Yeah, um, yeah.
armor gear. Oh shit, I'm dead here. Oh, we're fine. Okay.
Is there any good gear here please Andre? Don't fail me.
Okay. A Fire Keeper Soul.
Proud Knight. Proud Knight. Green Blossom is very cheaply.
Some home art bones. Titanite Shards very cheaply.
cheaply. Mmmmmmmm.
And shawnton falchion is good though.
I can work with that.
I can work with this and I can work with this.
This is fine.
Don't get...
wait I have calamity ring on oh you didn't sell me rings did you
come on please it
I'm gonna cry
Why is the ring bad? It makes you take double damage.
Yeah, you don't get there's no positive effects in the ring.
It's you take double damage.
That's it.
I guess you get a cool eye above your character.
of
This moveset is so good.
Valchin moveset is the best. Well, Blackknaw Halbert or any Halbert, but it's
so nice. I guess it's just like a challenge thing,
sadly, but the fact is it's all the way in the DLCs, so late. Yeah, I don't know, man.
I'm gonna go low.
pray there's uh two rings here
boss?
boss?
Boss
Rings yes, we're good. We're fine. Okay
Okay, this is good large tautanite here
only one
uh... we've got very cheap homework bones
yeah fap is over
but it's all right
it ain't the end of the world
please stop stepping please
So my leggings are super heavy, ummm...
So is my helmet, so I think I'll buy the dingy hood.
Okay, this is fine though, I can work with this.
Try to kill some, uh, fools.
Let's go!
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling good.
I still have oats for breakfast, nah it's been a while man.
I had a smoothie today for breakfast, mixing it up.
if well to be honest I could just go for quail ag instead I feel like since I
started going for early sif even though it would be the optimal thing it's never
gone well it's it always goes better when I go for early quail ag instead so you
You know what? I'm gonna stick with that. Even though it's not optimal, in my spirit, it feels right.
Yeah, I've seen New Game of Thrones show. Isn't it finale tonight?
Man, I feel like my spirit's getting rejuvenated.
I don't know what happened, but yeah.
I just know in the end, everything's gonna be alright.
No, dark signing is legal.
I know now the Kingdom Hearts is light
There's no way you get that off
No way.
Hey, you!
Parrot, thanks for the letter, bro!
Oh, I don't like the sound of that, though.
Yeah, Zythe.
Shit, pay attention, it's Gravelorded here.
And we have a sorcerer.
This best friend.
No, I'm me, I'm me, he says.
Oh, fuck right off.
Well, he's going to be magic resistant and I have an enchanted falchion, so let me just
see the damage here. Yeah.
The dark sound is not cheating, but even if it was, I didn't dark sound, I hope I'm
any show recommendations wow there's so many good shows out there dude I mean the
new game with run show is a fucking banger though the night of the seven kingdoms is
so good. Sovranos is cool. Severance is good. Pluribus is cool. The pit I've never seen.
Chernobyl is really good
Sylo was good, yeah, Sylo season 1 and 2 I've seen.
It was good shit actually.
Oh, she's shut up.
She's shut.
I mean, they're top of the IMDb list for a reason, Kiatty.
Not every show has to be like this obscure unique thing that no one's watched.
There's a reason they're up there, because they're very good and very recommended by
people.
Oil be fucked this is not looking good
Oh my I cannot believe I made that I was I would I had my finger on the reset button right there
Uh, Miege Eke, thanks for the 18.
The best series is Soul Salt.
True.
Heratix the 11.
I thought Tarzanian would hit me with his overhead jump.
We could have watched them soul-salt at the end of the stream.
What do I think about Crimson Desert?
It's so hard to place Crimson Desert.
I mean, it looks good.
I guess it's kind of like Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, Open World.
But it's so hard to place if it's going to be good or if it's going to get old fast or,
I don't know.
I'll definitely give it a go.
No lads today, it's already 11 p.m.
I'm gonna try to flush this PC out
and go to Windows 11 with it,
see if it fixes the obvious crashes.
Probably start that today after stream.
All right, who do we have here?
Is it Calamity?
That'll be kind of rough.
Sanctuary Guardian again.
I
Don't cut his tail. I'm gonna get fucking a whip
I'll cut our randomized.
Don't lightening spam. Come here. Come on.
Oh, shit, I forgot about that attack.
it's so rare.
of
counter hit
good okay nice
we're gonna need another weapon well I can kill menace with this but it would just take forever
So I could actually loot the forest a bit, see if we can find some.
I can't downgrade it without the ember.
Ya, I thought it requires a shitload of the- I think it's 20 dexterity, which I could get.
But I could also loot this and see if I could get something.
In worst case scenario, I could...
Yeah.
I tried downgrading earlier and it doesn't work.
need something first
Wait was that oh, I thought I heard another one shoot right before him. Oh
That was so ill nasty
of
you
you'll tell the 46 man thank you
Brace the sun and the fat roll. See ya.
of
How long were you waiting to do that Johnny?
here take it this ring nice ring thank you cat
Yeah, Johnny, I never really speak to him.
Oh, yeah, Shiva's Thor.
I should probably get that.
You just gotta speak to Shiva and then it's in Blytown, right, under the wheel.
Don't you dare snip me.
Don't you dare snip me.
fuck me is that a bone wheel is that two bone wheels well oh you know what
that's actually fine you're not alone some thank you thanks a good luck hope
you sleep well out that was a pain in the world okay you roll off please I'm
gonna murder you I'm gonna heal up
Yeah, I can get Shiba store.
Definitely should.
I forgot I have to talk to her here first.
I don't really...
Well, yeah, I do want a new weapon, but at the same time, I kind of don't, I'd rather
checks to worse than randomly looting these bodies
then i got more control you don't have to kill for the covenant to get Shiva
store because i remember doing this in the
previous rando version
The new version of the random is just more smooth. It's got some more like some more bosses are fixed and stuff
But it's a bit more it's easier to get a run going
There's one Lutha I don't have on the other side
Where am I am I lost in the forest
Where am I washed oh yeah here we go no what where am I where's the damn where's
Where's the- where's the- chat!
Am I losing it?
Am I be losing it?
Oh wait, it's all the way over there! Oh dude, I thought this ledge was the edge of the forest.
Oh dude, that was- it's over here.
I don't like the sound of that.
Oh hey, that's the Lord of the Soul.
You see how shiny it is?
Oh well.
hey plus three yes there's no good for four things
when
use link me game facts
that health
printing out a force of GTA sheets from game facts to classic
All right, um, decent haul, decent haul there.
The weapon I have is good, it's just not really good for madness.
I can't beat madness with it.
But it does kinda blow.
Let's do this.
To be honest, we can check gargoyles.
No, no, yeah, I'm gonna check gargoyles. See what's up.
up. No wait, I'm heavy rolling though. Was there a different armor here? Midroll I can
handle a bit heavy roll.
I can modify the Enchanted down to Magic, plus 5 now.
And then it goes to a regular plus 10, right?
Doesn't it?
How does that work? I don't remember I did scale they even submitted the thing there
No, I just goes regular plus five. I'm not sure that's worth it
Yeah, yeah
Don't get yourself
We could check Shiva shop. We could actually go and do that and just loot on the way and see what's up
Oi, where are you up? I'm outta here Andre. Sorry brother
Yeah, I'm checking pithers on the way
I use peace five controller. It's a last of us version
Congrats on drill. Let's go dude
I don't know, a lot of them are broken, not they work, but not optimally, should probably
have a back up
brism stone please bro
zoom yo
okay that's really good we buy that and we're mid-rolling nice
I might actually check Gargoyles now that I have that depending on the boss
This weapon is really good
Oh, fuck me, I forgot about this guy.
10th, lasts, plus 3 is really not bad.
I've sailed previous gear to Frampt, yeah, I can do that.
I
Was there a gamma for four did I hear four hmm did anyone have a gamma for four crashes in one stream? Yeah, maybe
I'm going to change windows and clean the PC after stream, but it's just weird because
it's never, ever used to happen until like two weeks ago.
So Gurilan wing.
Am I staggering him in two hits with this?
That's insane.
We're out of the stream today, I'm gonna just wipe it and see if it crashes tomorrow.
crash tomorrow it must be some hardware shit
oh yeah right crystal this i'll try to what is that
whoa something big just happened maybe it's because of all your hentai games you are playing offline
fuck they don't let me this PC doesn't do gaming it only does OBS
so no hentai bro
well shit I'm fucked I this runs dead yeah it's dead
Fuck.
I have madness and forkings.
Shit.
That is, that is brutal.
That is, that is brutal.
Oh, we checked the Sheba Shop.
Yeah, it's pretty cooked it is.
No, no, we're going Sheba Shop. Sheba might sell some good ass weapon.
Black Knight Halberd will be the dream.
I don't have the stats though, not yet.
And the shadows I lurch.
Holy shit, that's actually...
Oh my god!
Dude.
Oh my god!
Dude.
Oh my god!
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
that guy there is pretty crazy too.
And not fun not fun at all
Shiva I'm here
Please tell me something good
Oh
No, I don't have uh, Callum here ring on anymore.
Yeah, I'm raviarding.
I am so bad at parrying that attack Jesus Christ.
No, no, no, no, this...
P.B. Death command? No, we could add that though.
They drop. Nice.
Crest key is an actual key item you need. Wow.
I have a cast to run here, man.
Truly.
I'm pretty sure that's the right way to do this.
Framerate died over here a bit.
It probably loaded something in the catacombs.
I'm always losing like 87. What up, Nemsie Wemsie?
up on this challenge little bro
I think that's the graveyard looted
fuck it I'm going into the catacombs
DS3 Sukkornems that's why
alright alright alright
ask them how Premier League is going
how is Premier League going
not good I take it
Was a challenge about when everything is randomized including key items like the Lord Vessel and
stuff so it's about finishing all the bosses in the game without dying if you die you got
restart.
Why am I toxic?
I got a bed on a black knight weapon man.
Got a bed on it.
No, you stay over there, alright?
No, no, no, no, no, stay in your God damn it.
Get out of here.
Don't you dare toxic me again.
Two pervis or three and flush both?
No? Well yeah. That's not because it's too hard and that's because these three sucks.
Alright? True, true.
He's right. Yeah.
of
Monkey
Ow
Skelly
of
What up, Denny?
Oh, fuck.
Big mistake.
Whatever.
I mean, this run's cooked anyways.
I have four kings and manas.
What am I supposed to- manas is fine if I actually have a weapon that doesn't deal magic
damage but for now that's all I have so I'm just gonna run through catacombs if
I die I die yeah I'm probably dead though oh yeah that doesn't look good
fuck it
It is same, but this run is a bit...
It's not looking good, let's put it that way.
It's not impossible.
One loot could change everything.
I could also just fucking die because I can't roll because I have gauntlet of thorns on
wow I think whatever yeah that was pretty fucked let me check where um where the Lord
vessel was this yeah cheat sheet lord vess and her londo in the room that
leads to the walkway to sense fortress yeah I would have had to kill four kings
and manis with shitty weapons to do that. Where was Black Knight Halberd?
Trade with Snuggly the Crow? Oh Lord.
Fuckin' hell. That's insane. Oh man, that is rough. That is rough, dude. What about
Black Knight's sword? New launderers on a ledge overlooking Valley of Drakes. Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah, I could have looted that, actually. I could have looted that. Yeah. I actually
You could allude to that.
What else is a good weapon, like crystal greatsword is good.
Soul of a brave, oh a law trick of, law trick, dropped it, yikes, yikes, oh yeah, crystal
halberd, yeah.
Tomb of the Giants on a small large accessible by falling out of the first large coffin room.
Dude, this was fucked.
Giant Talbot is amazing, is true.
How do you spell it? Like this?
Anor Londo Mimic! Ooh, wow, it was over.
I mean, where was the large ember? What about large ember?
That's very large ember.
Sends Fortress
I just do it in the dark salad that's what I did last time I think
Obsidian greatsword
Raia of Thorland shop items. Oh, dude
dude. Yeah, I couldn't have had a plus 10 weapon for both four kings and manas. No crystal
weapon. No black knight sword or black knight halberd. Claymore, Claymore wouldn't have
been enough DPS to deal with four kings. It would have just been over, man. Did I die
the catacombs I did but oh yeah blacksmith giant hammer maybe painted world
like goddamn yeah this run was pretty much over like actually fully over I
mean I could have killed manas with a shitty weapon it just takes forever
And for Kings you need high DPS or it's you're just gonna swarm by four of them this early on we don't have a lot of levels
That's fucking rough man. That's rough
That is rough
Yeah, I'm gonna
Clean this PC now
I'm gonna do that because I these crashes are fucking bothering me man. It's so annoying
male breaker
doing with the Giants Black Knight drop yeah I did not promise a soul salt I
could take this time to actually fix this PC now and hopefully that fixes the
crashes. We'll see. We shall see. I think it's like 1190, Tom.
I mean, which is the best soul salt? What soul salt do we
watch. Let me see here. Soul salt.
Now I'm just getting to some weird ass videos.
And do the jump attack, of course!
I mean this is the OG.
This one's only 8 minutes long.
Mr. Dark Osh is the best run in the world.
SoulSalt 2.
What the fuck? What is this swap I'm seeing?
What is going on?
VEDEMENTED SALAD
RISNIVERANDO
I haven't watched Dark Souls Randomizer with added salt.
That's pretty good.
Pretty pretty good.
Part 5? I'm checking the length. 9.30, 9.55, R.E.R.R.E. RANDOES.
I think we watch fuck where was it I saw it and then I lost it I think we watch this one
This will warm my soul, but you just know BS is gonna crash in the middle of this so
Fuck you now
Salamanders are slow down
This is what I mean
Oh, it's on those bitches.
No!
The key is still there, of course.
The other...
All or nothing, here we go.
Why is Ron's dead?
I
So I'm lucky
Damn the vessel ladies and gentlemen, and we got the right of kindling
20 astis all over the place Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
That's painful
James takes the 138
What is this dank ass smurf down here? What the fuck?
Absolutely disgusted setup right here
The other guy can't even move it out, okay
Nooo man!
Yeah.
That's f**k up!
Yeah.
Oh no, I got it, what?
Yeah, I got the Smith key.
That doesn't matter.
Oh no!
Oh, I forgot the f**king...
Oh, I knew as soon as I jumped I had the f**king pants on!
Oh!
Oh my god, can you imagine if that hit me, Mitter?
Wait, King's Ring?
No!
I went so far, man!
I jumped!
What the fuck?
What is wrong with this game?
THREE TIMES I CLICKED THIS THICK AND NOTHING!
No!
Yeah.
Sayin' so!
Uh-huh.
I can't believe this happened. I can't believe that this happened. I just can't believe this is happening right now.
I would be that fast, I was sprinting.
I think we're going to jump a face.
Nice, good jump.
Yep.
Oh god.
This game just has so many fucked up enemies man.
It's like...
Nice.
Like look at that!
Dude!
Look at that fucking wall!
Far that bounce to me dude!
Through the wall!
Two double bounce!
Yeah!
And I'm just stunned!
I'm dead here. I'm dead. I knew it. Why did I?
It was a cat bus. Oh my god, this one. I was looking and shot and went the wrong
Oh
Got it pass pass go let's go you then
It's so over
What it's in the house
it's over actually doesn't look that bad yeah I think we can do it my one concern is getting
like two times or something. Oh that's perfect. This guy's a joke. Oh no! You come from! You
went in the fair! Yeah. I think we're dead right here though. Yep. Not two? One jump?
One jump? Every time she got to the ledge she would move forward. I hate this game.
I hate it. I'm going to lose my mind, my marbles.
Dude, I fucking hate this place.
Alright, come at me!
I fear no challenges.
Binter Bengal, no, you're right. I'm not Binter Bengal.
Ah
What I want to see get this get one shot by the giant in a DLC
No way I die here.
What a melee was it?
It is a melee.
What?
3x rat authority.
Perfect timing.
there's no way there's no fucking way yeah yeah this ogre classic this
ogre this game it just it like staggers the enemies out like damn dad yeah
Okay, nice. I tried backstabbing him four times and it doesn't work
But why does backstabbing not working this game? It doesn't make
Whoa ogre jumps
Are you kidding me wait, who is that
I don't even see him.
Banger, banger, banger!
L.R. watching so salt when it keeps saltinating between him and his friends.
Let me see where she linked me.
I'm gonna reinstall this PC now.
Dude, I can't handle these movies, crashes.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Would you link me?
Oh, John, you give Arthur a resub.
Oh, I love this clip.
6 to 12.
Huh.
Huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He just needs to know.
Yeah.
No.
No!
Yeah!
No!
Oh man, that shit is fucking great.
That shit is amazing.
Oh fuck. Again. Again, again, again.
Like getting a crit? Yeah, that's tight, that's tight, dude.
Yeah!
Targeting the one with no health?
No, no, yeah, goge again
God that is a banger banger banger banger banger banger classic
Truth is anime is trash and fuck you
You're so monosni, boi Vito.
Isn't this easy though?
Sifless discharge.
This is free though.
Yeah, this is free though.
This is very free, right?
He doesn't die here, there's no way.
Yeah, this is free.
That's free.
Free, yeah, free, free fight, free fight, free fight.
Sifless discharge.
I see this did he lose to pinwheel again
There's a good arena to have him though
He doesn't know me noise when he screams dude. Oh, man
Oh man, oh man, whoo chat I'm gonna fix this hopefully the crash is for tomorrow
now I'm gonna flush the entire PC go from Windows 10 to 11 I'm gonna check the
crash logs first that's what I'm doing have you never died to pinwheel salad
damn it will happen sooner than you think okay dirty what the hell did you I mean
riot what did you send me on discord do I want to see this
Oh, that was an old one. He just sent me go garf. You know what I say to that? That's
what I say. Slop. Alright, let's see if hopefully the cramps are fixed tomorrow and surely it's
It's gonna go smooth to reinstall the PC, right?
Mm-hmm.
Gotta back up all my settings for OBS.
Fuckin' hell.
Very pulg, very cool.
Thanks for chillin' everybody.
I appreciate y'all spending your time here.
Um...
Hopefully it'll be fixed tomorrow.
Fuckin' four crashes today?
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous, man.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow appreciate y'all stay safe out there bye-bye
I love you guys.