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Um. Is this thing on? Yeah.
I don't have the minigame installed yet, so enjoy the logo.
My last death was not funny. Not funny.
Not all definitely some settings missing but we'll see at least I think there will be
I'm not sure.
First, camera check.
It's always like that with Streamin' Vixie and with all the plug-ins and shit that needs
to work.
It's always something small that you forget.
I'm so excited for R9.
But I'm also excited to see if OBS is gonna crash today.
Yeah, exactly, Vixen.
It's so good, it's so good.
Parabam, but yeah, Ultimate Foxy, thanks for that 40-man and great thanks for the tier 273.
I thank you, Danky.
I'm all, yeah, it's on Windows 11 and the whole PC is just like,
cleaned everything is cleaned so let's see let's see if it crashes if it
crashes still it's probably some hardware thing then we got to go to the
good old store in it
Yeah, I don't have the minigame installed yet as you can see, so yeah, it's all good.
I'm gonna start anyways.
I'm not gonna stall.
firing up the rando
It's in rando
Where the hell did I put that to me rando here there it is
of the bus auto equip and enemy rando fuck yeah
all right we're good tight tight tight
for as well as these 134 man greasy thing again next to your 273 man
Brostagma.
Make sure I have all the correct options on.
All the correct.
Shuffled. Yes, this should be that. This should be on.
And then we're fine.
Brostagma.
Etimus.
Where's my autoplay?
Let's make a little seed
Fashion so it just makes it so they get like emcees get like random armor
Okay, uh, yep. Time to sit here and be anxious about OBS crashing. Only time will tell. Random
my sound effects, nothing I know of, no. Meme again, we will win today. Today. Now we'll
We shall see. It's fun to do the rando, man. I like it.
Timer works. Oh yeah, the key item layout I don't have.
Let me fix this.
Let's see here.
There it is.
Yes.
Dokymounts.
NBGI.
Dark Souls remastered.
Save file, drag in, and Bada Bing.
Bada boom.
There it is.
six yep accurate I'll go should be
everything up to date now
ah yeah man I'll fix the 119 thank you
yeah I know right ready for more obvious
crashes today I have completely blown out
clean the PC go gone from windows 10 to
11 so the only thing this PC has now
Now it's OBS and like streaming stuff.
Nothing else.
So if it still crashes, it's definitely like a hardware thing.
It's gotta be.
It's gotta be.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Very, very true.
It's gonna be Windows 11 crashing.
Well, at least, yeah, true.
Yeah.
Well, I don't really mind performance
fresh rage because this PC that streams,
it's only there for streaming.
It's not for gaming.
So that doesn't really matter for me.
Where's live split?
Capture.
There you are.
Cool. I think we're good.
Sounds good.
Right?
Sorry, I'm just testing the audio levels.
They have a bit... they've reset a bit.
Oh, okay.
Wow, that was a good start to look at this fucking guy.
Take streaming today. Well, no
Hopefully everything works
But only time will tell I need to update my deaths again. I gotta check my like vaude to see because
Obviously, they've reset because I blow I blew out the entire pc. So
Yeah, uh, let me just check what I had like my deaths. Well, how many deaths did I have?
At the end of the stream yesterday, I
I had 27, I think.
Seven.
Sick.
Ah, cool.
Windows 11 Gamer.
Let's do that.
Let's see, man. Oh, is that dark hand? This is a good weapon.
Hey, you. Hoist, wait up.
Thanks to 13, man. Thank you, dude. Hope all is well. Wow, that's a chunker.
I mean this is some thickness god damn I mean we could go with the cleric it is a good weapon
and just hopefully get a different armor yeah if OBS crashes now there's definitely
some hardware fault in the PC. Shirley CV. Shirley. Oh, I don't have global hotkeys on.
There we go.
What up, Petito? I mean, I'm not heavy rolling with this, so that's good. You're eating cabbage
casserole with the lingon-silt reading zombie no I'm on dual PC I blew out to
the streaming PC went from Windows 10 to 11 yep we'll see if it crashes still
only time will tell yeah jammy takes three and thanks a good luck dude
Nintendo Bomb x57, thank you, Jeff, pretty, thanks 30, hopefully, why is there an ad in
the boss fight, what the hell?
This is gonna be the shield, it's a good shield, I'll save it for the next rando.
You block? I've never had you block. You equals blocked.
Okay, there they are.
Shit, I'm heavy rolling with it, even without the shields.
Yes, first rage, exactly.
Like only time will tell if it crashes or not.
A gibby thanks to the fifty-five.
And a yepty thanks to thirty-two.
George's weather soon is like zero degrees here. Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck, he's gonna hit me through the wall. All I can do is heal here.
Okay, we're good.
Why?
Why?
one
We're gonna go to pietreus and hope he gives us another body armor
I assume it has to do with the version of the mold y'all run i seen the pisaka whatever
they call it two three times casually watching salad oh yeah this was the first time i've seen it
I just started sovereign.
Did I manage to fix those crashes?
You see that's the tricky part.
I don't know unless I'm streaming.
But I have completely wiped the entire stream PC upgraded from Windows 10 to 11.
The only thing that PC has is OBS with OBS stuff.
That's it.
It doesn't have anything else.
So if it crashes now, it's probably like some hardware shit that's faulty.
Great.
Great!
Fuck.
Ah.
Very well.
Now.
Okay, this is very good though.
And we got Mask of Velka.
And another Blacksmith Giant Tamer.
Ha! Holy.
Come again.
Okay, we're mid-rolling. This is good shit.
Good stuff.
What did the crash report say? Yeah, it reported on, I don't know, like some thread code thing
which I googled, but it's, I don't know, it's hard to say.
I could probably like join the OBS Discord and that would help me with it.
But if it crashes now, I'll join their discord and see if they can help.
Zoom!
Slurpy warp, thanks for the 40!
Thank you!
It's plus 10 for you CB god damn crazy awesome soul sweet come back soon
Let me get a Cether Hydra.
Yep.
It did Siby.
Yeah, I do be like that sometimes, man.
I might die to this Hydra.
Oh fuck a vagrant. It's not a red one though. Get off on the Hydra's back. Okay we should
be fine. Calus, yeah, dude, soon man. Thank you so much, dude. That was loud. No, same boss
won't appear multiple times in this one I believe. Get up on the Hydra's back.
That's good. All right. What up girls? What up freak brownie?
No boss HP is scaled except for the first asylum.
That's it.
Human bones that move on the road.
Man, if I can go this stream without a single crash I'd be so relieved.
I would be able to sleep.
gotta do these eight hours with this anxiety and just pray it doesn't happen
crashing 17 yeah
surely CB surely
No, I won't chorus because it'll be fixed before then it might be fixed now
but the only way to know is just to stream that's it. I block and run so I
I get a roll instead of jumping.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Homeward Bow is pretty cheap.
Armor Smith Box, large tide of night for 100, very good.
Black Knight Halberd won't say no to that, will not say no to that.
So I have two Blacksmith Hammers and I have Black Knight Halberd.
We could run to Sif, I guess.
Yeah, sprinting and jumping and rolling are all tied to the circle button, but then if
you hold it, you sprint.
If you press it, while sprinting, you jump.
But if you block and sprint and then you press it, you get a dodge instead.
So that's why you see me running and blocking.
Efficient game design indeed.
Yeah, you can rebind a button, but I am so used to this that from all the years of
speedrunning this damn game what up in here yeah monkinder it's not uploaded I
I mean it's just a tweak of the version that's on Nexus.
Oh is that a cat?
Ooh, if I could just not aggro you that would be beautiful.
What the fuck?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go to Fwellag instead.
Oh, you.
Fucking dog is interrupting me.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Fuck, and then it says no.
Why?
Why?
Please?
Why?
Why is my fate like this?
To be honest, I probably could kill that cat.
Yo, thank you captain!
Nice!
Enjoy the game dude.
and ground lot thinks 21 dude we don't know if for enough that's the tricky part it could
be it could also not be but I have reinstalled everything yeah and changed windows
It's all just a matter of time in it.
It's all just a matter of time.
Hey, you.
Hey, skimmy, little things, the 103.
Thank you.
Is there a modern music character like Garfield?
You know.
Me, I'll get wrecked and I'll lose it.
Well, I'll come back for him.
I'll come back.
I wasn't a huge fan. I played the first one. That was it. I wasn't like a huge fan of it.
And I heard the latest one was really bad.
Maybe I'll give it a shot.
I'll try some steam next-best demos for RE9.
I mean, we'll see.
I'm so focused on this one right now.
Oh, it's Withering Realms demo today?
Ooh.
That, yeah.
I could be a banger.
Withering rooms was awesome.
Really enjoyed that one.
Enjoy Corgi, good luck dude.
Latest trial in Atlas Trials, real?
I did hear it was Gory indeed.
Maybe it could be fun just to like load up with chat.
a skimule big 103 dude thank you thank you
no source sir this guy doesn't even have a weapon what the fuck he's just
I'm standing there.
Ha!
Okay.
Hey, you!
Martinis, thanks for the fog, dude.
I've been doing a lot of invasions on less trials, the PvP mode,
and it's actually terrifying sometimes.
I never tried that, the PvP mode.
Electric hammer mod, I'm just stealing salad's hammers.
Though he also gets a lot of hammers lately.
I don't know, man!
I
He
Shoved all I don't trust it
Counter hit!
Huge!
I don't really need to roll that, but I don't want to risk it.
Come on. Oh my god, I misread the attack
Oh my oh my
two scammers is 116 Martin's legs five
What balls do we have down here then?
Yep.
Thank you, Dark Lord and Bro.
Thank you, man.
Hey, you.
Rude sound thanks for that half a year.
No, no, if yet.
That's great.
Let's shake the balls we have here.
up Q. Make sure you're on source, Hawgreen.
Hey, you. Same as always.
Fame if I'll waif.
Yo, Zeltas, it's 28.
Okay, Sif is fine.
three
well
three
I could bone I don't know why I'm waiting safety I guess nice okay now we get
back up there killing sif now be so nice but I think I'm gonna go for guard
oils though just rushing that and we also got to get the black knight
Hallibur obviously. What stats do you need now again? Is it 17 decks you need?
It's like 2217 or something. I got a chick.
We got good stats now. Very good. And we're light rolling. Yeah 30, it's 18 dex, yeah,
but you don't want 32 strength though, it's not needed for two-handing. It's 2218, right,
Thank you.
22.18.
Yeah, I can't wait for Requiem Man.
I'm so excited.
But I'm missing Mad Max we're at.
I don't see you anywhere.
I said thanks for the four dude.
Oh my.
Do not poison me.
Zop!
Zop!
Hey, you!
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Scary!
Good
Okay, do not trust that do not trust that whatever you do just get get the space here don't trust anything
Come on man, how long you're gonna roll for?
Okay, that's fine.
Ah, I can't move!
Uh, I believe R9's gonna have like the recommended camera settings where it switches from first
to third depending on the situation or something.
So I'll probably do first playthrough with that.
I mean I'm gonna test around and see.
Who's shooting?
What the fuck is this?
count don't want to do that that's four
osmo six year dude thank you I've already done it once remember bro Tom
thanks 39 yeah we are offline the online thanks 22 years man thank you to
you too dude and Henry of x15 chap is 87 and Zelda's x28 I mean there's
definitely a chance I will play Twilight Princess this year I'm crazy
shark 98 you get a 90 98 Leon dance we're Leon twerk fuck yeah dude
I'm going to try Crimson Desert for sure.
Yeah, I'm gonna try Crimson Desert for sure.
Have I had Banana Curry Lasagna?
No.
I have a knot
I have not tried crimson desert.
You gotta start upping that strength and dexterity now.
Exfusion 76, thank you bro.
Of course Ollie.
That's my true calling right there.
Wow
This guy
This guy.
No I have no interest in Monster on the Wilds.
None.
No, they're young, please.
Five humanities.
All right, sure.
Sure
of
death
of
death
of
Who shouldn't
In before magic headshot
No humanity you get full HP when you use and you can use it a Kindle bonfire so you get
more estus and all that.
up max okay proud noise very cheap green
balsam's here
Dragon Greatsword. That's a heavy bummer. Okay, yeah, I got some uh, Lloyd's armor
here.
Go along, if I make it.
Yo, Nocturoth.
You turn a laugh at Goodman?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That game does seem pretty crazy.
Insane art style.
Nothing at all.
Oh, Priscilla.
Oh, Priscilla.
Oh, Priscilla.
of
Damn it.
Well, this might be death here.
of ash is good yeah it is how do you jump like that you sprint and press the dodge
button or you can rebind it to l3 I have a feeling she's gonna murder me this is
This is not gonna be a fun fight.
Are you right in front of me?
Are you just fighting your inner demons?
Pretty much
I
You know so your enemy man is a barefoot furry waifu so no very
They're invisible
Man she should get out of this soon. I feel like I I feel like I've hit her so many times
But where are you?
Ow!
What a man.
5!
Alright. Now we can lower that and up that again.
Leafin has x79, midair, x47, galax, x76. Thank you guys.
Can Tails drop key items? No.
I was a two times the quick succession. Yeah, I was gonna buy throwing daggers darken, but they cost 10k
Good bool thing 73 man. Thank you
Let's go Nick I congrats dude
I forgot to use my green grass. It's cosmetic
It's Matt's enemy rando. Yeah, it is breath. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one that's the one
Gregory Glenn thanks 53 man. Thank you
Let's go Garfield car today listen tell you what if OBS doesn't crash his entire
stream and I don't have a run-going by like 11 p.m. Yeah, I'll do a fucking
Garfield car campaign but that's only if OBS stays alive and it doesn't crash
Because otherwise I'm gonna be way too disparate to play Garfield Kart.
Hey, you!
Come on, move faster, man, I'm waiting for the fire.
Did I renew the PC?
I did, yeah.
I did.
I did
Right hand to get up you better not be lying
Loser makes a 19
Gregor glam makes 53 like this whole stream. I'm gonna be anxious about OBS crashing
But if we get to like 11 p.m. I can like okay it's probably gonna hold for good
Good.
No, not 5-hour mark, the 7-hour mark.
Oh shit mushroom wait no no no don't climb are you little
So far.
Oh.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Yikes.
the only way to do this is to just full send it and hope it works oh and then I
have a dark sorcerer in the back
Oh
Fuck it
She's gonna shoot very early they have like insane fucking range and then the little
NO YOU LITTLE FUCKER!
God.
I'm gonna make mushrooms do tonight.
I didn't want to roll into him and I couldn't roll backwards because I would have died.
That was such a nightmare rafters. Worse I've ever seen.
God. Worse rafters I've ever had.
If I had like a throwing knife that would have been better, but the throwing knife was 10k
So expensive, but
Whatever any I'll take any run the guest in Orlando, so it's all good. It's all good
What an asshole!
I
Made me kid again
Oh, I'll just go with deprived, hope a little looting run we could do.
Yeah, the big mushroom is like the hardest hitting enemy in the game.
That was a small mushroom though, funnily enough he wasn't the guy I was worried about.
I was worried about the Sorcerer and the Dragon, or Drake or whatever it was.
Well, that was a rough Rafters though.
Getting a Dark Sorcerer on any part of the Rafters is insane,
because they aggro from so far away, and then they shoot a Dark Beat at you.
which is so much damage and it homes in on YouTube scary has a little bit of
homing but hey we got to enter Londo though that's cool that's cool and this
run will also do that with the Lord but oh shit
asylum discharge
Ah, good, good metal name is true.
Oh, this one's dead.
Fun.
Great.
Great.
Yeah, that's uh, Cecil's discharge, yeah.
Thief left this charge.
You fight him in, uh, after Qwelaq.
Bloodborne PC.
Wait, fits perfectly in the name, I think.
Bloodborne PC.
Oh my god, it's a sign!
Ooooooh!
Crystal straight sort?
Actual banger.
I'm going with that.
I will go again.
Yo, Masha.
cozy old school runescape day during this blizzard on the east coast oh that
sounds awesome with hot cocoa joke yesterday I will refrain from such
things in the future mr. Jazz I have no idea what you're talking about Jersey
but it's all good it's all good man
I think it would be very good to get an accident, I do, I do.
This is used when you get, yeah.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna make a command that explains some of the changes to the new rando.
There's a lot of people are asking, fuck I wasn't supposed to loot that, and then I forgot about it.
Hey, you!
Forever 4N24, I think you did.
How do you deal weapon upgrades usually get?
Well you got upgrade, if you get a new weapon you got upgrade it again.
You can pick up catalysts, yeah, pick up a bunch.
Crystal Sword is amazing, yeah.
Such a good move, Seth.
Yeah, not all balls can drop attack down. No
No
Balls just stick together in this rando. Yeah, they do they're not individually randomized
Which is why I think this rando is easier than the previous one because that's a huge change
That's like Omega-Kirokin change of hell, unironically, but on the other end this
This round is a bit more smooth, so...
Yeah, I might do some demo day. We'll see.
Surely, CB.
CB, thanks for the $129, for at least $25.
is twitch lagaroo I'm not dropping any frames and we've officially made it
through the first hour of stream without a crash I'm not getting my hopes up
though.
What?
Hey, you.
Come back.
Black Knight's sword is so good.
Has this been hell no not really
Yeah, it's fresh install shark and change to windows and everything
No, pal, jack along.
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0...
Why didn't you sub-stream peace in the first place?
It makes it a lot easier just to like, if I were to play like a scuffed horror game
for example and it launched an exclusive full screen, just that could make OBS crash
for example it's mega ass or it will just freeze OBS until it's fully tabbed into the game you can
also have higher stream quality with it because you can all the processing power just goes to
streaming which means you can have a slower profile in OBS and that increases the quality of the
the stream but it requires a lot of CPU power and sometimes pausing alerts during
game cutscenes for example normally I do that through the stream dick by just
pressing a button but on one piece is sometimes depending on the game it just
wouldn't work now it's like oh well I could just pause alerts now boom no need
to tab out or anything it's just it's it's a big just quality of life improvement or
whatever because it's higher quality turnout if I was a one PC I would not use CPU for it
But I'm not on one PC.
I will use N-Vank to encode if I was on one PC.
Well, hopefully God of War Brazilian DUDE, no.
No.
OK, we have Firekeeper Soul here.
Oh, a lot of souls.
Sheep shards?
Very good.
Don't get yourself in.
Don't get yourself in.
So I think they will take the circle minigames and go where he makes.
They will take.
Give me a remove.
Rekeep?
Or...
I'll remove.
I think they're gonna change them is what I think.
of
of
of
of
Well I'd be sad if they remove it, no.
The Tatsuroba thinks it's a 40, bro, thank you.
And Bologna thinks it's 27.
Yusiki thinks it's a 129.
Pretty much walks here.
I would be sad if they were to tone down the violence.
They're not be sad.
But I mean, the fucking six minigames
is like such a small portion of it.
But they decide to remove it.
For me, it's really not the end of the world.
As long as I get to bash Hercules' face in again,
I'm happy.
Yeah, I didn't take hard drive health river ox, but yeah everything went smooth the restalling
everything and all that
Yeah, it's a quick what you get yeah use what you get
more than one shot me on a counter hit probably
Yeah.
I am so fucking excited for RE this week. I...
Yeah.
Very, very.
It's gonna be a good weekend.
I wouldn't mind if they changed the sex me feels amazing man. Meanwhile, fourth highest clip of all time
Well
That says a lot more about
Chat than it doesn't mean dirty the fact that that clip is my fourth highest one
I'm not the one watching it. You are all right. I
Just played through the game. All right. Oh fuck. It's century guardian
Not only that, there's a- I wonder if I can make this.
That's a rough guy to get here.
I mean, I could do it all the way back there.
I could just get fucking instakill
You know what?
I'm gonna stop going for Sif
It's a salad trap for sure
You know
Is that why you instantly knew what clip it was?
Yeah, because I know
like top five clips
I know there's a God of War one there
Dude, like going for Sif early is a salad bait
Oy, bruv, you get 40k souls
Killing sif, bruv?
No, I don't care. I'm going for Quelag. My runs were so much better when I just rushed Quelag.
I'm not going for this shit.
I'm stopping it right now.
That's alright. Yeah, for now, for now we're just not gonna do that. It hasn't been working
out. Ever since I switched to that strat, it's not as- runs don't get as far anymore.
They were a lot more consistent with the other way, for me. So I gotta stick to it.
is how it is.
Final character, how many of me I got to save this month?
I don't keep track man, I don't keep track.
of
Option to brush siphon die. Elu's in a choice. Kiki.
No, no, no. Because if you don't have to do, you can just do Quellag, Ceaseless Gargoyles, and then go to Enor Londo.
Oh wow, Gwyndolin.
Okay.
Okay, you.
Uh, no, Ewan. I don't think anyone does. Which is really good. Yo, hi, stick66. Thank you.
of
us
I
Know what keeps killing me these runs are greed
Greed to go for sif early
Which yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, if you if you manage to do that fight early
Yeah, it's 40,000 souls, but ever since I started going for Sif early instead of Coilag, it's just
Runs just haven't been as consistent for me
It's not the path I will go with forward
I've seen Brazilian Kratos, Calakumra makes 50.
Now where are you?
Brother, we're in the asylum, there's no point in teleporting away.
Maybe CBF
But yeah, I mean going for sif early. Yeah, if you can do it. It is a lot of souls early. This is true
My beloved clean or someone had like a monitor question up there, sorry
I briefly saw it. I used like an LG monitor. It says an exclamation mark specs, I think
Come again. Oh, it's again. Have I ever done scrambled eggs in microwave? No, but I've heard of it, though.
Hey, you.
Penny Art, thanks for the floor. Thank you.
Okay, did it all sunny side eggs
Sony side up eggs in air fryer
Whoa, what I've never heard of this
Why do I hear crying what?
who's croc- oh it's you
come back soon
Thank you.
Come back.
Thank you.
Yeah, 13th Colosseum, thanks 26th.
I'm dead of put there, thanks for the 2.
Yep, value of the Drake equals Hydra.
Seems about right.
the
hell, yeah, CB, let's go. I look forward to it.
dark hand
El Darko hand though
No, it'll be Garfield cart later if OBS doesn't crash and I don't have a run going
This guy has Lord Vest. I'm gonna kill him
My favorite way to cook an egg probably scrambles, I guess.
I've actually never made poached eggs.
Is it hard to do?
Do you have to be very careful?
What do you just stir a bit about a bing-ba-da-boom?
Yeah, I've heard it's pretty and a little bit hard to do, a little technical, yeah.
So,
solo a hero, solo Vartoria, solo Smo, and cheap Bones.
Tide and I it's okay don't get you very good
nice hero good work dip who needs sif where you can get 40k plus
So she's doing this
Don't get you sir, I'm a skiing this year as well. No
I forgot to level up my sword.
I could have 80k, do not tempt me, I'm going for Kweilag.
Sick.
What else did he have?
Yeah, catch pull is actually legit.
Let's pull this legit weapon.
Don't get you.
Did I watch skiing Olympics? No I didn't.
Fake Swede.
Good stats. Oh let's go.
all let's go garrants I'm sure you didn't fuck it up though
how do you feel about Norway dominating the Olympic medal count of Sweden on in
top 10 yeah but we have butter which is worth like a hundred of those medals and
Norway doesn't
No, I haven't effed. I have not effed. That was not a crash. It's just twitch doing something chat
it's twitch doing twitch things dude my heart actually sank no crash no no no
you. See you traffic seven. Thank you.
I think from suffers working on you game. Oh 100% they are
There is no crash, if you get a network error, that's not my obvious crashing, that's Twitch
doing some shit.
That's classic Twitch.
So we'll get a not like this emoji if OBS crashes.
Cardamom is moth, it's 43 dude, thank you.
Oh, that doesn't sound good.
I don't know where from.
My controller!
It's disconnected.
Yeah, we'll stream Duskbloods for sure.
We'll see how long it lasts.
Oh fuck
When I play GTA 6 when it comes out, I mean, I don't know if I'll play it on release. We'll see
Probably guy
I
All thanks to the Ted man, thank you
Not like this
Oh my god, I'm reading chat and now I'm toxic.
Oh, why am I like this?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to bone back.
I unironically have to bone-match.
Cause I won't survive this.
Let me see the damage I deal to him.
The only person in the world who's officially been grabbed by Nita.
Yeah, no, that's not happening.
Why did I do that?
We're going to Sif, alright?
we're going to safe
actually we could check our goals
Oh my god, double red v- you know what?
I'm gonna go the way
Thank you for streaming.
Thank you Storm.
In my 10 plus years of watching you and other streamers play Dark Souls, I have never ever
seen you need so well.
Kiki.
Ohhhh.
I'm glad I could show you something new Storm.
I'm fine, kid.
Okay, okay, but don't throw me off.
off the ledge. NOOOOOO!
Well, to be honest, yeah, I was about to say that was a mercy killing because if you get four kings on gargoyles and you
don't have a twinkling weapon with infinite twinkling titanite, your run's fucking dead.
There's no way you'll have enough DPS to actually fight them.
It's just ogre. That's why I was rushing to the undead merchant there to see if he had twinkling or a twinkling weapon.
But yeah, then it's fucking ogre. It is so rough.
Hey, you! Have I seen the Netflix movie Rats? No. I have not. I have not. And MacDavits75?
What up, Kungor? Yeah, pretty fucked, man. Pretty fucked.
Lulu.
Oh, we'll get a looting run here? Nice. Okay, finally.
Let's loot some gear and see what we find, shall we?
Um, guess I'll start as a Wadia.
Yeah, I'll start a Wadia.
Give me purple.
Ah, fuck you whatever I'll take it.
Let's go.
Pretty sure this will be the run.
Any run that doesn't have 4 Kings in Quailag or Gargoyles, yeah.
That could be the run, yeah.
Oh, that is manageable too, but you need to have a very, very, very high DPS weapon.
Yeah, I've done that a few times.
Score and thanks 34.
This guy again.
Oh.
Down down down, what up man?
There are four kings being the asylum.
Actually, I have no idea.
I've never seen him there.
I don't think so.
Giant Blacksmith Hammer does not automatically mean Godseed.
For Eva and the Giant Blacksmith Hammer is not enough DPS, like it's not even close to
be able to beat four kings that early.
You need like a Crystal Halberd plus five at that point.
Otherwise you're fucked.
And you're dead.
and it's over.
Aww.
The Silent Four Kings would be very nice, yeah.
But I don't think that can happen.
No, it's a separate mod, you're a web-based one.
The reader say file.
Okay, finally a looting run, let's see what we can get.
I believe it. I believe it.
Guardian tail.
Wow.
I've seen Gwyn a few times.
You turn off the subtitles by clicking the CC button on the player bottom right.
Easy peasy.
C.C.
Bald.
of
the
of
a good
very well
now
That is one heavy weapon right there.
Why is there no item here?
Give me arrow.
Hello, it's your secretary here.
I wanted to remind you of your appointment with Mr. Crazy Shark at 6pm today.
have a three hour session of dead by daylight with him. Try to do your best to see as a professional
dbd player and will probably carry you. I'm sure he would, but he will never get the opportunity
to because I am not playing dead by daylight ever again key to the seal
Alright, you.
Good old five year anniversary man, thank you.
My Dead by Daylight arc is over.
That was a long time ago.
also known as the Dark Ages.
When I say the Dark Ages, I don't mean for me, I mean for Chad.
Just like me doing a random perma-slop now is the Dark Ages for some people.
by you can't please everyone man that is not how it works
Shield is good
That is just not good
These enemies are normally not aggroed, they're hollows that are like insane, so they don't
attack unless you attack them.
Is that a chain equals prisoner?
That's the first time I've had a chain prisoner here.
I don't know. What is that?
the
the Minions putting out the cop popcorn, I have never seen anything to do with Minions.
ever I'm dead here by the way it is what it is but but I'm I'm like to yeah it's
over oh you can always trust the undead shield always works yeah I've never
seem despicable to me, you know.
The regular stream today is on the regular strummeroo is the poison by ring good if you go into
poison swamps and shit yeah yeah it's all good wait I have this oh shit okay um that
makes things more awkward yeah you walk right there thank you oh hey that's a
good ring hey that's a great ring okay I'm actually not heavy rolling with this
gear on right now I get two good rings and IGN seed oh dude solid seed
I'm in Saladist's Corp right now, doesn't he?
Hey, you.
Wait, he's gone for the Norse Oath of Blood?
Isn't that the game I was looking at?
Hold up.
Isn't this the game I was looking at earlier?
I click his link.
Yeah, it is this one. It's unmixed, damn.
This game actually looked pretty cool. I wonder why it's mixed.
Is it jank? Hmm.
I'm gonna click it again. Yeah, there we go. You're welcome, salad.
Blonde other Swedish
You played it for hours yesterday nice golfing tears of jank
Oh
Does it click actually help yeah, that's what they check they check click through rates
Click equals through. Then I format the streaming PC, yes.
No, is it only one twinkling?
Oh, no good gear here.
god damn it I thought it was unlimited twinkling it would have been so nice
I would have been so nice man oh well this is looking a little bit rough but
we got plenty of shit to rush through and lose
chat what browser using Chrome is putting my foreign service in yeah I
I was using Firefox but I went back to Chrome now because, believe it or not, this key item
overlay only works in Chrome.
Not in anything else.
But um, this PC that plays games and shit it doesn't run OBS so it's fine.
It is what it is.
Chrome can eat all my- my dorm.
Oh, it works in- oh, Edge, I've never used Edge so.
Yeah.
I wonder why I didn't have an item up there on that staircase.
What if it's like the Lord Vessel and it just didn't spawn?
If this run dies, I gotta check.
Maiden's skirt?
Zoom.
Yeah, I have Rambel.
The PC is completely reinstalled and everything.
So let's see if OBS will crash or not.
Yeah, it's Fuzz.
Things they defy.
Thank you.
I'll take it to general thank you.
There's some other skulls.
Is this going to be a catacombs run?
Surely not.
It's all good.
It's all good.
I might as well.
was ogre it was so ogre it was this fucking ogre doesn't matter chat that death is not
funny there's legit nothing to laugh at in that death couldn't use the shield couldn't
use the weapon i have the rings going for me i guess but they those would have been
replaced that early on probably that's fine it's all right oh yeah i was gonna check
Lord vessel to see that it won't like this is the one I just made so let's not
check the cheat sheet for that one. Cheat sheet. Lord Vessel. Iron Golem Postra.
Pro
Buck
All right, let's actually stop fooling around
Wow. Not the greatest of stuff here.
Yeah, it's time for the run so we can win.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
No, Nikolai, that's illegal.
Hey you plushy torrents, it's cute.
I don't think so Corland, I just check when I click on it if I can buy 99 or not.
more than 20.
Straight sword equals straight sword.
I do item first with enemy janitor, yeah.
What we doing?
Item enemy randomizer, if I die I have to restart on a new seed to put it thinly.
Yeah, and you have to coin put your limit, yeah.
D2's yo thanks for anything smile. Thank you
Hopefully I'll get some D this run from here on out runs will get going unless I get fuck
Bosses for Quelag and and and gargoyles
It's a shiny item there, but I'm just gonna check the shops first
In before havel's armor, okay
Anyway
Now
Soul of a hero
Dragon scale falchion is decent and some lightweight gear. Okay
Pretty cool
Because I'm determined as a ray
That is to put it simply
You ate chocolate pudding and it made you happy nice some Monday chop keep of being
Yeah, I do you to go out a bad boy. Thank you guys
I'm going to go to Andre and check the shop real quick, see if there's any time tonight.
Are you really blocking my shop down here?
some aging
not like tomorrow I at
How long could it run me if you never get Lord Vessel all very like I've had in the
previous random I had plenty of seeds where like I would beat all the bosses before ONS
And I would just never find the Lord Vessel. And it would be like some obscure room in Catacombs.
And then the run, like you loot everything and you just never find the Lord Vessel. So you can't continue until you find it.
Then it just takes hours.
But it doesn't happen that often.
Luckily.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
Clad in leggings? Alright, fuck it, let's loot this.
Let's see what's up. Egg?
I
Miranda soft like you know it counts soft lock proof
Well, yeah, I'm gonna do this until R.E.9 is outchatter, whether I beat it before it
or after it. We'll see.
How do you look at ours next projects?
I just know they're doing something.
Wait, Evangelion?
Alright, I was in a game or a show.
Oh, a show. New anime. Wow, okay.
Don't get, not the greatest there.
Don't get yourself...
Same broader composer as in your games.
I'm sure it'll be good. I've actually seen Evangelion every single episode except the final one.
I flushed it at the final episode. I never even started the final episode.
I just watched all episodes except the last one, so I actually don't know how it ended.
I just didn't have interest to find out.
Oh yeah, they're making a singular anime.
good shit now. I actually haven't seen Crystal Halbert at any point during this.
Oh my god, toot.
jesus
that's a key item
fucking hell we are chonky right now
Is there a twitch where people watch shows together like anime stuff?
No, that's not allowed.
Remember when there was like a month where streamers just completely forgot that copyright
was a thing and they would watch like Naruto and shit on stream?
What the fuck was up with that?
It wasn't even long ago.
Yeah people probably still do it in the artifact category.
Oh my god, I won't be able to move soon.
Yeah, this is a quit what you get, yeah, it is.
Doge?
Doge?
Doge?
Doge?
Doge?
I was so far away.
I was dead anyway so it doesn't matter.
Got killed in my Achilles heel.
They're all dead chat.
I wasn't even a funny death.
It was just over.
Oh, man.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Oh, man.
What I should have done there was just run down the steps,
go to the place where we jump over
and have him jump down.
But I didn't because I was greedy.
I gotta stop these like greedy things
and every run will just be so easy.
That's what I gotta do.
Can you make a spigot? Spigot? I'm showing how many key items you have. It's right there.
These are the key items I need.
Oh, Meg.
Ah, fuck man.
I gotta stop being greedy.
Greedy is what kills me right now.
But I'm aware of it.
to work actively to change it.
What did you link me? I got to open up my dashboard. I forgot.
What the heck did you link me brother?
This run will get to Anor Londo unless I get like four kings in one of the early
fights. Then it won't. Unless I get a good crystal weapon, which I actually have,
but unless I can upgrade it. Which maybe I could. What is this? What is this? What
What is this?
Heal! Heal! Heal! We go!
Now he's funny!
Different!
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. It's not funny.
Not funny. Now I'm gonna get my damn coffee, alright?
It's already done, so it's quick.
In the age of ancient...
Not sunny!
The world was unfolded.
Shrouded by fog.
A land of grey crags, arch-trees, and everlasting dragons, but then there was fire, and as fire
came disparity, heat and cold, life and death,
and of course, light and dark.
Then from the dark they came and found the souls of lords they were inflamed.
Big thrisper, a big relic, 86.
Finally here to kick some shell or something.
This will get to Anolondo unless 4 Kings says no.
50 subs
We march for lads will actually let by I've said I'm doing Garfield carts today
If my OBS doesn't crash and I'm not in a run
But that's only if my OBS doesn't crash so don't get your fucking hopes up chat. All right
I would never crash it on purpose.
Hey Yoshi.
That's coffee I made two and a half hours ago.
Oh
Is it one of those yeah mugs that keeps it warm you I've seen these are they worth it
Also is the walking dead over?
Is that show done?
The main show is over.
Okay.
Great.
You.
Too spooky.
Like 79.
Now there's a thousand spinoffs.
huh
a bearing cart give us something to bearing kid out I think you
what up step man well okay don't be greedy here come back soon did I see
We're all gosh and artifact there on no.
Heavy machine gun.
Metal's like it's hard dude. Tough games
No Alexander like there is no early re9 that I know of
Keep in mind that I know of right now
Sometimes they can come like a day earlier and be like oh hey, here's the embargo yada yada
Right now I know nothing, okay?
Well, back, okay?
Oh, was it CB?
No, don't do it. You're greedy if you kill him right now. Follow the game plan. Get to
Andre, see what he has. If he has some twinkling, great. If he doesn't...
Well, we could check. I'll go Andre first.
You don't think six three corpus happy, you know nothing good little work
Give me twinkling
Man is a piece of shit. Oh dude. I saw that crash out salad I
I was watching and I was watching and playing where wins meet and I was just sitting like this
Holy crash out
It was awesome
Yeah, hope you're a corp I went well I actually clicked your links because that game
I actually have interest in that game. I think it looks cool
Bajang, but yeah
What did I do where we meet just farming the same balls
You didn't specify how long you would play Garfield Cart, so I say 9 p.m.
pletka with lats in five minutes before ending stream one race
help i like the 80 then i get lashed for doing a crime i once
meet you know i've never done a crime in where it wins me
but i've been falsely accused of one and that's what happened when i was afk
and then when i came back to the pc i was in jail
it's because an mpc falsely accused me of something
and if you don't clear your name you get put in jail
I've never done a crime in that game I think yeah, I think so do salad I think so
It's funny though that game is actually funny man
What do you think from this plane for night rain next probably more embered bosses or whatever they're called
How much I'd fight in the goose. Oh, yeah, that one's super free. You just throw them into the water. It needs to die
Very easy game
I've been waiting for this.
Red Bull posted a 100 meter guest clip today.
Oh they did.
I haven't seen it.
Yeah I'm off tomorrow I am.
the rest miss so bad all they did yeah I couldn't believe I actually nailed it
right on it's kind of it's actually kind of crazy definitely all skill of
Of course. I know I think 16 targets 42 and half I think it's 80.
Bitter-ditter-do.
How's it crashing? Well, nothing yet.
I would like to completely wipe the PC and change the windows and everything, so...
thing so no I'm done with it hey maybe
yeah you did sell us that's good shit man that's good shit
off a fuck sake you little shit that'll to be honest I can't blame him that I'm
I'm only toxic here, because I was reading chat and I was not paying attention, that's the only reason. I could have killed him with one hit.
Oh, fuck.
Chat, I'm not looking at you until I'm in Anor Londo now, because I am clearly not focused.
The hood is one minute three seconds and 521 milliseconds.
It's time to get a new record allow.
They use like cheating gear and shit when they do it, right?
It's not vanilla cars.
Like I should not have died there.
What the fuck am I doing?
nice 2 and a half hours of throwing runs, lulie
time to fucking stand up rise up gamers it might have for now and checked like I
the only reason I died there is because I was just looking at chat so I got
I took sick and then I ran into a black knight which I never should die to anyways
I know how to parry every single move of his why am I showing him respect?
no respect
I can't blame anyone but myself too fucking distracted time to stop time to stop being distracted
Skibaldi's the 122, thank you dude.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
This round will PB. I know it will. Unless I run into four kings.
Han gargoyles again. It will.
It unironically will.
All I needed to do was stand up.
Get the blood flow going.
you scientist thanks to 82 dude and skibble thanks to 122 Jesus a king
math likes $49
okay so is that guy gonna come in here and know good
oh he is wow
you had a monster on the
I'm not ironically the hardest boss you can get here is probably this.
Oh my god this guy this fucking guy
Yeah, we have a gambon let's go
You did salad what happened to that run should I ask
I'm confident in my skills this run physical. I'm not confident in four kings not showing
up for gargoyle fight. I just have this gut feeling, you know.
this is for this run is for all the
The relievers out there.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Come back soon.
I take this route because getting to Andre is like one of the key points to check his shop.
I do return their hero to that one.
I'm only rushing to Andre now to see if there's any twinkling.
My chat is trying to make you to make them delete their accounts.
Hi Rome.
What I'm lurking toes
Yeah, we have crystal halberd in the shop in Yulondo, so I'm going to Andre checking what he asked maybe has to make for souls
Crystal halberds one of the best weapons in the game
That's very good. I got a twinkling there. Huge.
up medics a roll takes the four dude
okay remember he's gonna turn around and shoot and that guy's gonna hurt so
I
Not a lot of souls here, but it's okay
I think it was 2,000 for the Halberd.
The only problem is I cannot use the Halberd yet.
I think I need 12 dexterity for it.
I'm gonna try to just kill some enemies.
of
no physical. No.
No.
No.
No. Come again.
All right, we need 2,000 souls. Let's see.
I would like to not loot anything.
hey you
400
they're like beans on toast yeah that's cool man
oh is that that's snip snip a little bit scared of that cuz it's gonna take
forever to kill him with his axe
50
I'm definitely a bit of a soul's problem here.
Yeah, because I can't, Crystal Harbor costs 2k.
I mean, I could loot stuff.
and
And the Lord must be smooth and silky trade, no, it cannot.
Yaito.
Come on any souls here at all I have three fire keeper souls what the fuck
There we go, all right.
No, I don't remember Utsu head signs, IRL, no, I don't remember how they go.
Okay, I believe I need 14, 13, was it 13 dexterity? I gotta go check.
No, 3 meter periode, that's a tier 275 dude. Thank you.
Well, plus 3 yeses, that's the most I've ever seen in these runs.
Oh my god.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. So I'm trying to distract me. I'm winning.
If you believe it. Naruto! Naruto! Believe it!
I was 12x30. Okay, well, we can use this now.
So and we are quick rolling with it, which is really good.
Let's try to go for Quellag.
If you believe it.
Now we're told.
Yeah, I've seen Brazilian God of War.
It's so good, Madeline.
Yeah, it's peak, dude.
Let's kill these.
No, I don't really play Yakuza games.
I haven't played that like infinite wealth.
Oh, was that purple moss?
Okay, that's really nice.
I think so too, nothing happened, yeah, I do.
Again? Why do I always have fat smoke here?
I have no homework bone fucking hell all right
Oh there, thank you.
speech to iron. Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Mesa, thanks 20 by the way.
And SimplyScomp, thanks 92.
All right, who do we have here?
Okay.
Sure.
Okay, sure.
Nice.
Uh, get some end now, some more health, get that end up there, eat that up, yeah.
Now, BKH is the best weapon in the game.
Okay, how much durability?
17 out of 20.
I have a twinkling, so I can upgrade it.
Every run is random when you see it. Yeah, Repair's not upgrading, it does. Oh yeah, this is chunks it uses. I always forget that.
Crystal is chunks not twinkling. Well that's not as good because I don't have
any chunks. I almost want to rush through that but because of durability on my
weapon.
Shit, I wonder if I should yolo this.
Cause my weapon will run out of their ability if I try to kill all these.
That will be very bad.
Come on down.
I might die here, but basically the smartest thing to do here.
I can get up.
plus three yes this is good man please no four kings
I rule! I fucking rule! How did I die to this? It's over. It's so fucking over.
Oh my god.
So bad.
It's so over. Why am I dying to this?
How many times did I kill him yesterday? Probably like seven times.
No problem. Today, hit by his ass slam, and then hit by his stab.
Like the easiest fucking attacks. It's over. It's not fucking over. This next run is it though.
This next run is it.
But why? I should- I-
Why did I fail that? I just misread it. I forgot he has a butt slam. I was so waiting for his stab.
Oh why why why why do I die to this I don't know dude so bad I pretty sure I had
a super orcine like six or seven times yesterday and then it was never a
problem and now I just instantly die to him question Mark actual gambadibuff
key key thanks for the points and I'll use it yeah it truly is a gambadibuff
it's gotta be man it's gotta be
It's alright.
We've had these before.
It goes to shitty runs into instant PB.
It's always like this.
Ever since the old speedrunning days, it's always like this.
I
Can super orange team burning that's like 62 something's 84. Yeah, I just I pressed it to fucking late
to be fair super orison is the one I fought the least it isn't our game
because you always fought super slow and speedruns but I is no excuse for me to
die to him still yeah I'm gonna loot this front if I can get Lord vessel
somewhere but we've been here many times chat that's the thing you're stuck
in recent city and all of a sudden you get a run that finishes or it pbs it's
always like this speedrunning was the exact same thing so I know I know how it
ghosts I'm fully aware
Here he was a banger game. Yeah, no rags. I don't see myself doing that very different nowadays
But I only think so because it's the one I fought the least out of all of them though.
Oh my god, this is not good.
I can't even move.
What is this?
Right.
Fucking little shit.
Okay.
Let's see.
Yeah, let's just die to Taurus demon.
I mean, I might as well.
It seemed to be dying to every boss lately, so.
Yeah, just kill me, man.
Just kill me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do it.
Please.
Please.
It'll be so much fun.
Yes.
Please spam the overhead attack.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay, yep.
Okay, not dead.
Great progression!
Oh
I don't think 75!
Zinky!
Any Devil May Cry?
I mean, I'm sure I'll play Devil May Cry again.
I don't know when though.
that is very good if I can find a source of Titanite now
I'm not gonna find normal Titanite there's no way
I have no cosplays for RE9 release, no.
of this.
Large ember key to the seal and lord vessel all within three
Wow, amazing, our floor.
I'm gonna dark sign.
I'm not risking dying to this fucking skeleton at this point.
Oh man, we're so heavy though, that's the problem.
Definitely not risking dying to that guy now.
Because with heavy roll, if he hits me, I might be dead at this health.
Get some health up there.
It is used what you get, yeah.
No journalist's seat here.
Ah, come on, give me a new armor.
and stop giving me hats and helmets armor please
Please!
Oh, and this guy's blocking my shop.
Yeah, shop. Lose term.
Okay, who do we have here that might be scary to run past?
Fat rolling, I mean I could die there, but I mean what other choice do I have though?
Go through the burg with this shit?
Can you hop over the little wall above the stairs?
Oh yeah, I'm not sure.
All right, I'm just gonna throw fuck it. I don't care. This one sucks
Yeah, early Lord Vessel's cool and all but he doesn't make a run
Let's see if I die here.
This is very scary because I have a vagrant here too.
So I'm going to get sniped by him or I'll get sniped by the vagrants.
Okay. Or I won't get sniped by any of them. Nice.
Yeah, Aragile makes seven. No, thank you.
the
reason the law so far
the
lord vessel is the next item I already have the lord vessel
tough game
Chunks, two of them, very nice.
that's about exactly a year man and I'll match I think it's the 18th
Oh
This guy will one-shot me with a lightning
All if we die we die
Okay.
Nobody's hitting me.
my unlucky very lucky oh my god very nice
goldhand no new armor though this hit
Oh yeah he was stuck in the Lord of Essel trench. I remember that from the previous
rando. Sometimes you just won't find it or you can find it in the beginning of the game.
It's a easy game.
Don't get used to it.
Uh, anyone has a clip?
I'm sitting in great sort is so nice, but God, God, damn, man, you,
No fucking way dude!
Okay, that is just unlucky.
Man, got taken comboed.
Dude, no.
No fucking way dude.
What the fuck man?
I mean that's very unlucky.
Very very unlucky there.
Let's see I have obsidian sword here. I just need I want to get rid of this armor.
Oh, let me see... 16 dex.
I'll be seeing you.
No, I'm not. The death was funny, but it's not funny that he died, okay?
I mean, it's a very unfortunate death.
Okay, I should have asked him to laugh at nothing.
How much strength do I need?
Is it 14, 16?
Whatever I don't even know.
I'm gonna go to undead merchants see if he has a different body armor for me. I always have dog alarm
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like the way he died is funny like it's it's so like unlucky to be honest it really is
Wait did on your sale black robe chest armor? I missed that. I thought I checked it. I'll check
I could have sworn I checked it, but we'll check it where was his lord vessel someone said it was engward
So that's
Inward the funny thing is engward is early, but you never check him
No, he didn't have gold him chests. I knew I wasn't crazy
Oh wait, it was in Tomb of the Giants. Oh, yeah, classic.
Well, classical.
Yeah, solid Tomb of the Giants, though, so it really does.
Oh fuck.
Wait, what am I doing? I have Lord Vessel, I can just teleport to Firelink.
What the hell am I doing? Ah, life is pretty cool sometimes.
I completely forgot. I think it's the first time I found Lord Vessel so early.
There we go, nice.
What do we have here?
What do we have here?
of
of
of
of
DLC dog up there this is my most favorite weapon in the game and claymore oh shit do
Do not get hit by that.
Do not get hit by that.
That's an instant kill.
I mean this weapon looks sick and has a sick moveset and it has a cool R2.
How can you not love it?
And look at that fucking damage unupgraded. 320? Nah, that's crazy. That's not gonna-
Ah! Focus. Lock in.
How do you even get that? You cut Calamity's tail off and you get it.
I don't like the sound of this. Don't hit me through the wall. Whatever you're...
Ah, okay.
All I need now is a new body armor because I'm so heavy with this.
Uhhh, my gloves? Night leggings are- they're not the worst though.
I think if I just changed body armor we're good.
Uh oh. Okay. N-n-n-n-no. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Why do I have skelly dogs? Why?
you okay dog oh my god this dog is gonna fuck me up dude I just need to get
to the merchant behind you dude
are you just
the thing is they lash out they have like they have like that charge bite attack
they hate you like five times and it deals a million damage so I don't want
like get too close to him. I wish I had a throwing bag or something but I don't.
I just need to get to the shop.
Please have a body armor!
Good, good.
Alluring skulls. Okay, that is actually very good.
Alright.
Some throwing knives too.
A twin humanities for one soul.
Yeah, I'll buy that.
Wait.
I hate the seat.
Wow.
Yes.
Thank you, Kai.
Ah, okay.
I hate this seat.
This seat is actually too good.
I've already mega attached.
I've only killed one boss.
It's so over.
Well, we all know I'm going to get four kings anyways,
as gargoyles.
What are my these?
No if I die it won't be a lash it will be a bit of a relief cuz this is this is
actually a bit too good yeah it was schools I was gonna buy a
I'm gonna buy 99 Luring Skulls, man. Fuck this.
Okay.
Are you a backstabber boring clip through the ground again?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that death.
That was painful.
That was also, I was on a long Lord Vessel hunt and I would just never find it.
Is that the intro of the SoulSoul5?
Oh shit, dog alarm.
Stop!
This enemy does not respawn, no.
I
Outside of see if this is the worst enemy to have here. Yeah, it's pretty ass it is
Waterfly now? No, I'm heading towards Sif. But if there's something bad that replace
the Hydra, I'm out. Yeah, Sally, yeah. It's true. I do have dragon scales, yep. One
dragon scale. Waiting for the OBS crash? Shut up. Is that the under dragon? That's pretty
good yeah it is how do you clean the
piece ago hey good yeah okay I'm gonna be
honest I'm not the one who did it
so fuck I didn't see him
Listen, she used to work with this shit.
She did it super quickly.
I fixed food and I walked the dog and you know, where is she?
Like, I don't know. So, yeah.
of
what is trad housewife?
or is it top right?
ad housewife?
listen, i was out in the snow walking the dog, alright?
Fucking Chad. Okay. That is the Chaddest thing you can do at 1 a.m. All right. Oh
Traditional I of course I listen you're trying to distract me. It's not gonna work. I'm gonna demolish whatever bosses in this room
Oh.
Yep.
Nice.
I need paper.
Spill coffee over my keyboard.
Okay, but I'm not doing it now.
Or am I? Is someone gonna come in here?
is he walking away? I think so
hey you
I'm not alive!
Fuckin' ate!
Alright, new-
Nido. Oh, Nido! That's bad.
Where's his skeletons? Oh, shit!
Okay, that doesn't work.
Fuck!
Okay, just don't panic.
Okay, fucking panic.
Yeah, just wait, he's going to die and blame the coffee and the keyboard.
Okay, that's a bad fight.
I need some more stats for that.
Let's go, uh, Kuala Lumpur.
Yeah, the skeletons spawn too, they do.
They do.
the
cash
small oatmeal man
sign of danger
you refused to come to the catacombs so the catacombs has come to you while skeleton
PLS
And no catacombe well, I mean you got to go to catacombs eventually, but no
I'm gonna go to Bloitown instead and see what boss is there
Nido is actually kind of scary to get in this rando because of the skeletons
Another victim.
Okay, you can do that, yeah, you listen I'm just gonna
AHH!
Shit, I don't know what's behind me.
Oh man, Sif need a load. Yeah, I restalled, uh, I changed windows, wiped entire PC, let's
see if it works. Yeah, you mean, uh, you mean Archipelago,
Oh yeah, I know about it.
Oh brother.
Alright, 9 Friday, what up Regal?
Are you doing this challenge too? Is the new hot thing?
Once there is an evil's out.
Oh I see my night. Yeah, good luck with your video dude.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, it's ceaseless.
Am I going to get insta-fired?
Don't do it!
Do not do it!
What the fuck is happening?
I
You imagine this, but imagine- yeah.
Having this as guard I guard those will be I would be scary
What is that he's doing wait for me like a rare attack of hell
I did see this latest, I did.
It was a funny death, it was very unlucky.
I got tech in combo'd.
The reason LR spilled his coffee's simple, his entire body is shaking due to nervousness.
Either he got the IGN seed, or cheated it in, and now he can't throw this run anymore because everyone is watching stay.
That?
Major Buddha, thanks 59.
I really want to see Gargoyle, did I see Gargoyles?
No, I haven't.
I checked Sif and as Nito.
Nito is actually one of the scariest fights to get unless you get him in like, Quail
lags arena. I do want to see Gargs, yeah. But it's probably going to be four kings
and then the run is dead.
The broken sort of loophole. Oh, yep.
It is.
of
who is here,
Lule yo. Can you do that again please? Jump backwards. Can you jump backwards again? Maybe.
I don't want to be so close to the ledge, it's so scary.
That one I sound the first, interesting.
Why did that one shot me?
I have 26 vits!
I'm going back.
There is no way that should one-shot!
I've been hit by that attack a million times!
It never deals that much damage!
Fucking shit ass.
Maybe fire attack is boosted in there?
I'm gonna check it again.
There is no way it deals that much damage normally.
Like actually zero chance.
I was even blocking by the way.
I was blocking with a sword.
You found your first gray hair in your arm?
Damn.
Yeah, I was blocking, yeah.
Wait, was there a clip of it? I might have gotten double hit.
I can watch it in slow-mo. Let me see.
I can watch it in slow-mo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hurry up.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
oh yeah it is it is a double hit yeah the blocking killed me I thought it dealt
insane damage too used to blocking fuck listen I don't need to test it I'm
actually happy though I can't have an IGN seed like that that would that was
like that was unironic IGN scene unironical IGN scene right there
gaming oh wait did i i didn't redo it did i i did not
Yeah, if I didn't block, I would have lived.
It's true.
You're staying in the pleats you could double hit yeah you do in an attack like that
gaming
Hunter.
Key item should update.
early.
Wait, did I choose Hunter? I did, right?
Yeah.
Moonlight robe.
me I could mind ass head yeah true
short short sort
Man, what could have this been Crystal, Halbert?
No BS Crash thus far.
Oh, you-
I think seven yeah it is legit the run I had earlier like before this one was
just it was a bit too good it was a little bit too good but just a tiny bit
Oh yeah shit I forgot the dogs are in this I can't move I'm over it's dead it's it's
I'm dead
I'm dying to Capra.
I got that.
Hey, you!
Lutheran?
Maybe Lord Vessel again?
Sure.
Ah, Forrestins Minecraft Nairy.
Thanks for the 50.
Thank you.
Only in the ancient legends it is stated that one day an undead shall be chosen.
of
the
Very well.
Now.
You have a ring there.
That's cool.
How much is a proud nine now?
Nine again.
Nine again.
I don't remember.
That's too lucky.
I have to make sure...
Okay, a lot of souls though, sure.
I'm gonna remove that fucking Umiaga laughing emote xyth, alright?
ring.
What am I going this week? At tomorrow. To Mos...
Let's do that, got a good base.
I enjoy some gaming off stream, yeah I do.
I do.
I'm so exaparic we are.
I just need to fix like OBS crashing first.
everything else seemed about the same there might be some settings I still
need to tweak well this hasn't crashed yet and it's been almost four hours so
that's that's really good
Yeah, I see molten air that happens.
Yeah, I had a bunch of buffering watching streams, only in Chrome, not in Firefox.
Seven dude, thank you. Oh, it's a bore cool
Brave I never heard of that brave
Well, the thing I need to fix now is the intro fighters minigame
I don't have that installed
But I need to check this ball it after to see if well, I mean I can just listen to chat. I guess
Everything seems to be normal
base shield right there
Let me backstab. Back equals stab.
This weapon is so good. It's the first time I see it with this new Rendo version.
Giant's Halberd requires a lot of strength to use though so yeah I'm gonna
need a lot of souls to use it so say bye bye because I'm gonna lose another
weapon now probably. Oh 24 strength yeah but it is a very very good weapon
and very powerful there's an item in there but I don't want to get stuck in there with
the ghost or do I wait can I just like fuck you up with this
nice
Yeah, I'll play Garfield Kart 2. It is an insult to the first game and the first game is already an insult to gaming culture.
That's how bad it is.
Did it sound? Thanks to the 52, man. Thank you.
you
Well, at least we know it still happens, that's cool.
No garf today.
No garfing today.
Shut, I'm telling you right now.
This was a fake OBS crash so that he doesn't guff like that.
Guff walk way much for guff.
For example chat browser wasn't working okay.
By what?
People had reported crashes because of chat browser?
As in like the chat on stream?
Well I haven't refreshed it in a while.
Okay you.
See ya, I guess.
Yeah, two times are just crashing in five minutes.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's not.
Lads confirmed. He forced a crash because you felt bad for leaving Lep alone yesterday.
Is it the coincidence that these crashes started happening once you started a new randomizer?
What?
I think not.
Yeah, I don't know.
It just started happening.
what it just crashed twice in five minutes yeah it's definitely a hard
thing it has to be or it's some like I don't know browser source or some shit
weird we're first chat again to check yeah what if it happens because of chat
there's no way right
No, I mean like chat on screen, but there's no way
Should it be
If I could force the crash I could figure out what it is
Chocolate chip cookies want some yeah, I'd love some right now. This is such a fucking pain issue to deal with
I'm trying to just refresh it a bit to see if it
Doesn't do anything now.
Well, it's gotta be a hardware issue then.
Time to get a new PC.
For Strom.
Ah, fuck man.
Um, the thing is when it crat, well maybe it generated a crash log now, maybe show crash,
upload previous crash report.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
what does this say thread two nine nine c is a minute has crashed I don't even know
what the fuck that means unhandled exception c is zero zero zero zero zero
005 fucking hell at 1946. Yeah, that was the last crash
Fucking hell man
I've already tried I've tried older version of OBS I've tried OBS with no like third-party stream elements plug-in
I've tried so many different versions of OBS. It still happens over and over again, and it's so inconsistent
I can go like hours without it happening, and then it crashes twice within five minutes
So yeah, right now it says thread 299C crashed
But if it crashes again, it's gonna say another thread because that's what happened yesterday, so
Yeah, it's literally just OBS crashing. Nothing else on the entire PC. It's just OBS
And this is on a freshly newly installed PC now
like
Changed Windows the only thing it has on it is OBS
Yes, it's uh...
Ahhhh...
Yeah, it's fresh install PC.
I completely wiped the PC and changed Windows on it.
And it's the same issue is still happening.
Wait, the thread issue is...
Yeah, I've already disabled hardware, hardware, accelerant, GPU scheduling.
i could check so it just to make sure but that's one of the first things i always do
it's in graphics
oh my soul is gone
dinero yeah it's off it is
did you check it in device manager reports do you have a spare one to check
Oh
Access violation Caesar if I it's a memory error do a RAM test after strong try using unregistered hypercam to all fraps boomer
OBS virtual cam plug-in when using horizontal flip filter. I'm not using any filter on my camera. I think
No, nothing now I am
nothing yeah if it's a ram error would
it other shit break I feel like I just
heard four kings I was actually on and
I was on End Bank and the same issue still happens.
I think I'm on software now though.
I changed it.
No I'm on Enveng right now I am.
Try washing my ram.
Ah no.
I have no...
random reddit post says
about windows security center device security core isolation and turn off
memory integrity
leave me alone
that sounds very serious
Yeah, I mean I'm gonna have to literally just fucking bend this PC problem.
Yeah.
I'd say it's either capture card or maybe even faulty plug-in.
Since you don't have any plug-ins installed, might be worth checking the capture card.
If that won't work, try as Chatsy told you, ramchat.
Yeah, I mean...
I have other capture cards.
Don't I have one?
Yeah, I actually have one.
That's like right on top of the PC, a different one.
An external one instead.
Tamergari set.
Doesn't even matter, does it?
It's so over.
I can check on the load.
23 minutes just get a new PC brother it's literally a business expense
Kiki your livelihood relies on it
No, these crashes just randomly started
They literally just randomly started like was it of like a week ago or something I
didn't change anything it just started about BAM OBS is closing down and only OBS
Do I have encoder ray control to BBR CQP?
Uh...
I don't use... I'm not on advanced output modes, I'm only on simple.
So I use hardware and bank with encoder preset slow at the moment.
That's it, that's it.
I need a fucking weapon.
No, this has occurred with any game.
Not just the S1.
have you tried turning down the four what?
No snaking my PC that I know of. Man, this is fucking rough. Uh, I mean, we buy this,
we buy that, we buy that, we buy that. No way I can get enough strings to use this.
12 levels
Well bad to say I mean it was going all right, but now be I started fucking crashing again
I was hoping it was over after wiping the entire PC and
Switching windows, but same shit is happening
Everything's updated yeah
24 strength, I mean I guess it's not impossible to get it. I'm just gonna yellow it
Yeah, it has to be the PC itself. I'll have to try to get something new tomorrow when I'm not live.
Windows update, you know.
Yeah, the thing is I might need to, like, remove the capture card inside this PC if I'm going to
switch and it's an integrated internal, I mean internal capture card.
Yeah, salad pretty much. We'll see, I'm just fucking so tired of this. I will get
a new PC if I have to, because there's no way I'm having this issue for a
Requiem on Friday. There is no way. Download some ROM. Yeah, I would if I could.
Yeah, stuff like this for months cuz one of your CPU pins were bent and you didn't know
Oh shit
Well, this is looking rough. I'll go black town fuck it
No, it's not so much no
I'm so curious how it crashed
It crashed so quickly again the moment I touched the chat plug-in
Maybe it was a certain emote you posted
Like I just refreshed it and it crashed
Post every emotes
And then I did shit like this.
Crash!
Dammit!
Crash!
It made my life so easy.
I'll have to check dark and I don't remember
Is it safe to to hot to show with the crash
I need one to avoid buying lamb in this economy SMH runs mega expensive man
I'm gonna get hockey mom the dude a lord soul well that's one out of four
are
respect it
Did it a man wait shit this guy's not gonna know
I
Know if I could do that one like when I'm live necklace
Maybe you can? I don't know.
I wonder if I should... I kind of want to go to the forest and unlock Shiva.
Loose cable issue?
I just wish I could like, I wish, I wish I could like consistently replicate it. It's just so random.
X, D.
I wish.
I'll have to have a little looksie man.
That's an option ball, Zerg, it's true.
It's true.
Yes, I like it's something like that. Dog mob, thanks for the prime. Thank you.
Crystal Ember.
Please leave me alone.
Amazing.
I got dis dead.
I got fucking dis dead dude.
Great.
incredible incredible it's pretty ass anyways
OBS says it's either wrong including settings GPU slash CPU overload or
outdated might be a combination of this randomizer with DS1 with twitch
integrations overloading your GPU slash CPU. This seems plausible since the start of this
challenge. It would accept Dark Souls and OBS is not on the same PC. This PC you see right
here does not run OBS. That's a different PC doing it. So Dark Souls has nothing to do with it.
unfortunately this is just the gaming PC that is it that is it
I don't know what to do with it.
Nothing is like overheated either, so yeah.
The GPU and CPU is super chillin'.
Have you tried playing other games to see if it crashes?
Like Violet, Vampire Mansion, and Orcafield Cut?
To be fair, it never crashed during those games, huh?
That was before the crashing incident.
Let's go with this so we can run through fast, fuck it.
Or no, no, no, no, let's not.
Let's go, Wadiah.
Warrior.
Warrior. Warrior's tight.
We go again.
In the age of ancients, the world was
Unformed. Shrouded by fog.
No, you don't have to pick Master Key, you can pick Blackfire Bombs.
I'm using OBS 32.0.14 now, yeah.
Even if it did, Salvario, that was still on the gaming PC,
not on the streaming mode.
Maybe OBS can't handle your Moulding Gameplay.
But OBS is not on the gaming PC.
It doesn't know about my Moulding Gameplay.
I mean to be honest it really could be the chat plug-in maybe it is true has OBS
Ever crashed when I've been playing these like shitty horror games when I don't use chat on screen
I'm trying to remember if it has
It's transport.
Yeah, it crashed during let's go.
Oh yeah, it crashed during let's go and I didn't have.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
of
of
of
of
I'm your source of plug until this recently
I have to think about it, I don't think so
of
of
of
of
of
I can't even stagger him.
I'm only crashing in that fucking game because chat keeps driving into me.
Boss on banks of the ten years dude. Hope you're well, man. Thank you
I feel like if it
If it was like the capture card wouldn't it be like more consistent
a little spick of dust I have a crash log yeah I do I do I have it right it
says thread 299c crashed but then there's like the whole fucking log is
like a bunch of shit
But that's the one that says, crashed on at least.
It says FALT ADDRESS, 7FFCDE 61371.
And it's LIBX264-164.DLL.
FALT ADDRESS.
That's the fault address. That's the DLL that crashed.
Oh, is that an encoding DLL?
Yeah, Libix 2.264, yeah.
Great axe.
Hmm.
You have to move address go to another house
All right now I think I'm on I the thing is I've used to both encoder options
I'm using Nvenk on slow encoder right now.
Am I lighting today?
Uh, no.
Uh, flip.
Thanks for-
What is it?
Shhh.
Well, if I had a hentai folder-
Actually, yeah, if I had a hentai folder,
it would be on the stream PC, not on the gaming PC.
If, yeah, I don't have one.
Oh my god, he followed me all the way here.
What the hell?
I found a thread on it, but probably memory issue.
Oh, what do you say memory issue?
Is it like the ROM memory or...
Yeah, ROM, okay.
RAM? ROM?
We say ROM in Swedish, right?
Oh, righty then.
Yes.
Fuck.
Thanks.
Memory diagnostic tool.
Yeah, yeah, I gotta check that then to see it.
Will that say if a ram is like being bald?
It will.
Can you run that when I'm streaming?
Could I run it now?
Probably not.
not being obese then. No. Okay. Alright. Yeah, I guess I gotta do that. Come back soon. How
old is this ROM? I have to check. It was Mika built this PC a while ago. So it could
be old. It could actually be old, man. Oh, it turns off the PC and takes a while.
Ah, okay. Alright.
Kageki! Nice.
Ba-da-da-ow. Ba-da-da-ow. Ba-da-da-ow.
pow pow
uh
Intel i9-14900k is the CP
Maybe it's degrading and it's so over
the
latest bios
I haven't updated bios in forever
probably right
can you see if it's um
If it's the CPU though...
Oh... okay.
Person with a similar issue on OBS forums has the same CPU pretty sure.
There's what's fucked.
Okay.
Yeah, I was thinking that too, Zeith. If it was a CPU, I'd have like a lot more issues than just OBS shutting down, I feel.
but who knows who knows
what else is the piece of doing nothing
It only has some bass
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Yeah, I think the RAM thing sounds like the most I mean
Yeah, I could ask Mika what ram is in this PC if she remembers
Do-do-do do-do-do
no it's not sleep mode it's not that they do not be 9 my games takes 45 yeah I
have task manager open right now I do to see if there's any spike in the GPU or
CPU or SSD or whatever
Oh
Go to the Ram launch when getting new round I hear it's a wonderful place case should prove that should prove
An old overlay and I've heard this too that it's it can be
overlays you have like browser sources but people had to crash us because of
that
oh they're so expensive that is not a good shop not a good Andre
The
I thought I probably work here true true true true true let me just see um I mean it's
not like I've added anything new. I'm just making sure. No, no, no, no. No. Artie, isn't
already so like not worth a lot
alright it's worth more than five though
go get
yeah as I
I'll check it, I'll check it
yeah I crashed twice to stream again
I did
Four teams, get that up a bit. Get this up a bit. Get this up a bit. Perfect.
Be up there and no BS problem. You see, that's the problem. It's really hard to figure out what it is.
And the only way to see is like, make a change, like change your BS version and then just stream for four hours.
If it doesn't crash, great. But if it does, well, it's not fixed.
Because it takes forever for it to happen also.
I
Sure am hold on hold
Hold!
LR and people regenerating air go from tax evasion to SMR and brain rot reel 34
and have the audacity to ask why our munk poo are so expensive.
Yeah, true, true.
Do you just mean the speed, Rev?
4800 MT slash S it says, if that's what you mean.
No. No. I mean, I can just ask Mika what what what the Rome is in this. Man, these are
some bad shops, though.
I'll be a scratching has no impact on my run I mean it's fast to get it back up
again but it's fucking annoying for me yeah I want to get this solved before
Friday and I will even if I just have to get a new PC for it
Uh, let's see. Could I rush up to this shop?
Right side. Neat.
Jump over. Easy.
What the fuck are you gonna do with a 50-80 solid? What do you have now?
Oh, crystal shield. Heavy, but useful.
4080 me I got you be able to play Unreal Engine 5 games while streaming oh yeah
Yeah.
True.
True.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it's coming.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it's coming.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa, I cannot grab that I'm dead if I run through that guy
Yeah, I can't have as like if worse comes to worse I can just stream from the gaming PC like it's it's fine
It is okay
this died a la crash salad lashed out let my diet of pinwheel
It's so fucking over dude. It's so over
That's good though
Titanite shards really good.
Fouchin plus 5 I could roll with or Spear.
Okay not terrible, not terrible.
I would love to get rid of these like, yeah this helmet and these leggings.
This shield would also be really really good to get rid of.
Blood shield is sick.
How much is a shield away?
Five. Okay.
I'm actually mid-rolling with this. That's cool.
All of this just works.
Okay, okay.
Let's buy nine of these.
And let's buy the Falchon.
Thank you. Yeah, this is good. Actually, this is actually not bad
Do I have a bone? I don't yikes. Oh
Well, I should have dark sign and then use this
But it's okay
I'm gonna plus five this and it should be it's do is doable
Welcome to the chat room.
the
the
I have never bought a PC from like those brands like what is it the OTK one you and I buy
a power
Starforge yeah I've only bought PCs from the ballon
more complete.
The first pre-built you ever bought got stolen in transit? What?
That's insane. Insanely unlucky.
You got a free monitor out of it though, but what about your PC here?
How are you gonna use your free monitor without a PC?
I think you got the scam buddy
They refunded it and cuz I got the monitor for free. I got a better PC without a monitor bundle in
Okay, fair. Fair, fair.
Alright, let's go and check. Uh, we could check.
We could check Sif here to see who it is.
Too far, suicide frog.
Too far. Oh, wow. I thought I could actually block that with this but he says no
No!
The run I did on old Val- old Rando isn't valid right?
Why the hell would that be valid?
finishing a harder random equals in the valley by guess Wow just wow
2-2-2 run is very valid. The most valid one.
You did sell it? You got the Avalon. Well yeah you did I remember.
Yeah, De La Polga, thanks for the 11, thank you.
Who was down there? I didn't see you.
Wow, he's a giant rat, okay.
He got the ultra-omega-rare boulder sword.
Wow, this ride does not care.
Huh.
Oh, this ride does care.
Oh, no, it doesn't.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
No, I don't think so.
These runs are cool.
I like them.
Any horror later?
No.
The horror is waiting for Obesity to fucking crash at any second.
As horror for me.
It's already happening.
Did you know Upgrade to Ultra Mega PC of Hell?
Yeah, my gaming PC is Ultra Mega PC of Hell.
streaming PC which only runs OBS that's the one that has issues
it probably like I I do think it's a ram stick probably
But if it was, no I don't know, I don't know.
No I can't switch to one piece to set up if worse comes to worse.
That's alright.
If it was a random little PC it would crash, yeah, maybe, I don't know how it works.
have. Seeth. Okay. It's Jover? No, it's not. It's just a very, very slow fight.
I'm so loud you are see Jesus
That's one bar down on
It's okay just test I'm limit testing I'm limit testing yeah I have x3d on the gaming
PC I do
I don't know what to do with it.
I play this with controller, yeah.
that's three bars down already holy
It's a very good arena to have him though imagine if you get him in like capper demons
I enjoy physical absolutely bro good luck dude
Getting even Butterfly?
Oh yeah.
Awesome.
Oh yeah!
Omega giga UBS crash of hell into hair loss. Shut up! This might be funny for you, but
it's fucking hell for me, alright? All I'm sitting here thinking about, when am I gonna
see the fucking crash message pop up again.
That's all that's in my mind.
And then I have to just figure out, well I just spat all over my controller.
Figure out.
Start modes then everyone typing f all right
What did chat type in chat before it crashed
What if it's on it was just weird how it crashed again the moment I touched it the the chat plug in you know
Maybe it's like encoding like an e a weird emotes
That like crashes the video player because it has to like encode it on stream or whatever render it on stream
I mean, that would be crazy.
link. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Darcy. Maybe it's a Garthy mode.
Even it's Garf Walk dude.
This even sucks dumb.
You can be captured card too.
Yeah.
Like why is it Garth but with like an actual turkey and he's walking?
I don't know what he's doing right now, okay.
That's funny.
I'll emote his chicken walk. Okay.
Fuck I should have gone for the kill there.
Okay, it can be your camera capture card.
Alright, wake up, we did it!
We're playing Lego Batman when it comes out. Maybe, it's actually kind of cool.
It's cool.
Maybe Cam is freezing and it crashes on BS.
That had happened to other streamers.
Check other air logs?
Well, they disappeared when I wiped the PC, though.
I
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding all right
I have enough for black knight weapons now in case we find one so
Now I'm going for kill logs
My camera gigabroke down there. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I mean it did. Yeah
Yeah, check event load. Yeah, true. How do you check event?
Listen, I'm tech illiterate and I'm proud of it. Okay
Microsoft Bing is cert web search. What are you fucking Bing on this PC? What is this?
Microsoft Bing web suggestions
What?
Event Viewer, you mean?
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
of
my oh shit sorry of 4038 you okay come on on pause the damn timer
4038
Oh, you check on application tab and if you remember the exact minute it happened.
Yeah, it says in the OBS crash log, it was 1946.
a bit over an hour ago application tab
I have no idea where to go after that oh this shit complicated oh wait custom
views administrative events shows all warning and errors from other logs I
don't say shit here man it don't say shit
Yeah, it was two crashes in five minutes
It doesn't have any warning sign here can't check now though don't want to die of life out. It's working now. We're Gucci
Wow, that is I thought I'd deal more damage Jesus Christ. I thought that would be way better
Crashes happen when you insult Garfield cart. Oh, yeah, well Garfield car fucking sucks. All right
It's a disgrace to gamers and it never should have been made
See? You didn't crash now.
Great shot of it, it's three anniversary bro.
Thank you.
Fuck, I should have activated Shiva Shope there.
I forgot to do it cuz I was right there. I don't would have had another shot down here now
Why oh my neglect
new lad like panic together solid solid sounds cool
Who do we have here with the plus five falchion?
AHHHHH!
Oh, fuck off!
Well, how much damage will I deal here, huh?
Four, probably.
Probably four damage.
one bar down baby let's go
Oh my god not this
Such a god seeds.
three bars down
Oh, gee.
Uh-oh.
That's not a two-smith!
I'll wake you up when I win, don't worry about it, or it'll be us gonna crash and wake you up, so...
There is no throw.
I'm not even like focused on this fight.
You know what I'm thinking about, and it's not Garth.
We're hitting time.
50% baby let's go actually is it
Hmm.
Soon.
Oh do the tail slam come on oh my god
Do the rare, uh, I was supposed to say the rare will be us crash.
Do the rare, uh, backflip attack.
Feels good man.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Riii! I'm ready to go!
Oh, righty then.
Kecky.
Two of the slowest boss fights known to man just to die.
That was the seed I was given man.
Not much else I can do.
Just forehead.
No BS did not crash.
You're not going to get away with it, are you, Kiki?
Kiki more.
Thanks, dude. I have no posture now. I gotta be a bit posture-less.
I'm checking this like event viewer thing, but I just don't know what the hell I'm looking at. It's like a logis
application
Subscriptions
Sit upright care for back no no
No.
No.
I will soon.
But right now, I have to be allowed to despair a bit.
Any obese crashes yet? Yep.
I had two crashes within five minutes of each other.
if my guy just entered my chat and asked for a plane
oh yeah darkened hey you'll figure it out man or solve it or you know you know
Ah fuck off!
Fuck off!
Ah fuck off!
I don't even care.
Wow. Okay, this works. Wow.
Nice. Yeah, we're in the OBS crash-art right now and it's just so fucking... ugh, tilting.
Oh, yeah, no, I gotta do this.
I did not sell it. No. Was it good?
I have no horror games for later. No. I like I just...
No, I don't. I don't.
thanks to the 75 miles where it makes the happy year
the others team makes the best now so
there's probably some good
good uh... or demo
yo zayam65 ferialtik73 thank you guys
i mean i might need to get a new pc tomorrow man just for strumming
fastest death or let me see this
broken straight sawed here
file aga quail aga
these notes whatever it is i don't fucking know
i'm fucking joking me
with a god haver too?
Oh, I couldn't move.
Get shot on.
That was the fart attack.
Hey, you.
Thanks to four years, Andreas, man.
And Chuggazook, thanks, 35.
of us
very well
now
nice that's good twinkie okay
Hall of El's ring oh okay come again
Yeah, I do have other capture card. I do. I do.
Great equals sword.
Okay, so that's good.
I haven't grabbed the habels ring yet.
I'm looting this first.
in case I were to pick up rings here and then it would replace.
How'd you look at that?
Huh.
Okay.
Oh my god, crest key also.
Far away from using that one but that's cool.
Oh, I scally
Wait, when did I say it crashed?
1946.
I have the error 1946 open here in Event Viewer.
I found it.
What am I looking for now though?
falting application name OBS64.exe version
bada bing bada boom
falting module name UCRT based.dll
someone's marching down here
and then it has like an exception code
come back soon there's someone's marching here I can hear it
Yeah, I don't know if there's any other info to see here.
Anonymous gives such a Garfield card 70% off.
What exception code is it?
Oh, it's, um, 0XC.
I mean, I have another error too. That was a second crash. I have the first crash too.
and then it's a different exception code so yeah boy in fact it's another
faulting module name to its AV codec dash 61 DLL that's a different crash
thing and video audio filters noise
suppression I heard this too people have
had a crash because of that
I think I'm going to go back to the map.
The vampire survivor dance.
Release a new game.
Trot disabling it.
I don't even know where it is.
Is it envy, filters, the allel and the trace also?
I don't have any audio filters do I know I don't think so
tonight accessing initialized memory or null pointer right
let's see here um no it says AV codec dash 61 DLL faulting module name oh wait I can
scroll down though. Man why is everything so fucking tiny? Faulting module path is yeah
yeah it's the AV codex dash 61. Yeah that's it that's it man. Yeah that's all it says.
Yeah, I'm gonna run the ram check for sure.
Maybe it's a rare sub notification.
Imagine.
That would be something.
Do I use weapon assets?
No. No. No. No. No.
Nice.
Murakumo.
Girok.
Why is my OBS randomly crashing several times per stream?
Girok.
Girok.
of
audio encoder is a AC
I need to write it down or I'm going to forget it.
test.
Mem test or OCCT. Mem test, meme test. Okay.
Most likely an OBS issue with plug-ins or drivers.
Yeah, but what though?
I've tried different OBS versions.
I've tried without plug-ins.
I've, aw shit.
That's good.
Oh, a few homework bones. That's nice.
Oh.
Don't get used to it.
The thing is, if it's software crap though, this is a freshly installed, like, freshly
wiped PC.
Dude, this thing's 28 strength?
What?
I never knew they needed that much.
Fucking, eh?
Yeah, me too, Sally. It's not like my scenes are complicated in OBS or anything.
They're really not.
No, the whole disc was formatted.
Entire thing.
Like everything is fresh in the PC.
Like Windows-wise.
Everything is fresh.
Can I move?
I would have been in the mood for it if I didn't have any crashes, but I am clearly having
the crashes.
I am not riot now
Yeah, it's it's off jr. I always turn that off. I know it that one is asked for OBS
Well, that's restart PC, I mean yesterday, I mean I started it today before strum
Come again
I do have Halvins ring I could buy probably should
I'll do it and not save it for the next seed
I did tango, but I mean I've used those settings for years and no problem
Oh, cuz you know snow yeah, I haven't done that in a while I think
Let's see, where do we go? Too bad I can't use this weapon because it would have been
decent. Maybe I could make it over here. I've tried old version of OBS, last version of OBS.
Holy first timer.
Is it one more strength now I have a Sony a6 lightning spear yo holy that is actually
be a good weapon and I can work with it I'm gonna loot this why the fuck did I
I'm gonna loot that!
That was dumb. I shouldn't have done that.
of
the
Ah, the runs have actually been alright, imagine, I guess, but my fucking OBS has crashed twice
today still.
Oh god, I'm not getting through there.
So we're just talking about some, uh,
Obvious crashes here.
Oh, if I die, I die.
Oh, we're fine, cool.
Oh, I'm not sure, Jenner.
It shouldn't be that old.
Like when did Mika build this PC like two years ago or something?
32.
Just give me more strength.
Yeah, I can use the great axe now.
it's really not the greatest though but I it's something I can use so we've done
one boss let's check
sif I guess yeah
basically I've tried everything aside from banning salad yeah I haven't tried
Ow.
From what I've seen people mention in chat, I'm 9% sure it's a degraded CPU.
Don't look at the storage PC that fixes it.
That's the problem though.
Like sometimes I can go a day or two without it crashing.
So testing for it is like, it's omegas, because it's so inconsistent.
and
try different camera capture card and try server muting salad and discord
could be either
boss weapons can be looted I think well actually I don't know no you loot their
souls instead
Uh, no, Q, but it's crashed without those plugins anyways.
Well, yeah, so I have tried running it without...
I'm almost getting to that desperate point.
Oh, you can see Task Manager CPU uptime.
Uh, 10 hours.
10 hours, yeah, it's not much.
I think our now is a beautiful make me cry I think I mean if it's bloody and stuff and
gory like r e four yeah i like when games have that man
Yeah, Kephias. Safe as bettas to when you're strumming, especially if you play a lot of
lead and horror games.
fire call soda stream crashing a lot of few months ago turned out is 14900 is the problem
And fast up the butt.
Anonymous gave us something to Dell.
Dell was actually the first piece I ever had.
My mom got it for me for Christmas.
And then I could play Warcraft in like 45 FPS.
I was sick.
of
All four kings run
Yep, we're not doing that
Great
Did I have a good material and entrees I don't remember
Worst comes to worst
I'll just I'll check the
Web hull and if they have a PC or something
It's not like you need like a monster to get off in mega PC just to run obeisance streaming
It doesn't need to be anything fancy at all
Have I seen the movie trailer Kiroken? Yes, I have the Norwegian movie. Yeah
Whatever it's he it's all good. I'm a bit stung a lot by obese crashing, but
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all good.
Bing, bing, bing, bing.
Yeah, there's no up here material fuck
Crikey
Material was that fat guy nobody's hanging
Who
Do I understand Finnish language?
Not even close.
What the fuck?
I gotta remember when I go for the forest, I should go to Shiba first and then Chexif
because then I unlock an extra store, which could be the night and day of getting a run
going.
Oh, Firelink shrine.
I mean, I mean, I'll check it.
One, two, three.
I've already finished this challenge, synthetic, alright?
A year ago.
There is no rush here.
I was twinkling two of them.
Oh, I actually know. I had two of them.
Fuuuuuush.
Alright, let's go Bluittown.
It's not- Gargoyle Harbour isn't bad. It's got a great movesite.
Yeah, Kirokken is the new Norwegian movie.
Any good deaths today? Yeah, we've had some good ones I think.
New version of Rendo adds like four kings to the boss pool for example.
Uh, Bed of Chaos. Well actually Four Kings was part of it before, wasn't it?
Bed of Chaos.
The mushroom one? Oh, it wasn't the beginning of stream.
Oh, this had an amazing death, yeah.
It's hard to compete with that death.
the fuck oh it's a dinosaur ass oh the dodge is insane
no I always forget to unlock Shiva every time I go to check who Sif is I
should unlock Shiva first because in the same area because then I would have a
store down here but now I don't because I'm dumb
the new random includes all bosses enemies many bosses are their own
category now scaling is simple basement only game biggest one is no crashes you
You know what?
I'm gonna copy-paste her message.
Uh, thank you, Niko.
Seem the ad exclamation mark new rando.
Thanks dude.
Are you fucking- aahhh!
the tab in incident almost my mic peak yeah I'm still working on the settings
I'm going to have to work on them again because I might need to get a new PC, so...
I'm backing over it.
What the fuck?
This moveset is so good.
Yeah, I do zone chicken. Yes
We still have to like the go XLR stuff you still import that but it's it changes like anyways
What am I doing, I don't even know I mean just
Don't tilt this run is not over. I mean, oh, it's fucking over. Oh, it's over. I saw that
It might be over if it's not over
nice
I was wrong with my PC
I have no idea
it's just OBS crashes just complete randomly
very annoying and weird issue that is
paying to what do you say fault search or whatever
nothing thanks to the 4t
hey you
uh, serral thanks 68
Oh my troubleshoot. Yes.
So easy game. All right. I'll
take that.
Actual dream boss to get here.
Dude, I'm one boss in 40 minutes. It's a...
Hobb-tier run.
Two bosses now.
see be it all for the thanks for the raid dude were you also grinding the
randow without pbs you know give them extra half a year
oh wait was that thank you fucking a it's just gifted thank you five bosses
in god lord vessel after safe oh damn you're about to beat salads pv
listen listen salad your pv is fine all right they're about to beat mine yeah
Let's not let's not push ourselves here CB. All right
But let's not do that
All right
Gorilla, thanks 59 and kill local 69 to you to get our x32 and night performance 27
Probably die instant is sense tomorrow. What weapon do you have in your run any obese crashes? Yeah, I had two of them I did
But I'll get it solved before Friday like I will just try to get like a decent PC
just okay you know what this is actually a really good fight to have here it's actually
very good.
This Salad's so salty. He's gonna make you release your twitch again.
Saladin, don't fucking laugh, alright?
Watch me get Lord Vessel from this kill.
That was a shitty ass run anyways. Everything sucked about it.
Why does he do that attack when I'm literally inside him?
Like, it's so hard to dodge it then. And why the fuck am I blocking?
I would have survived that if I wasn't blocking by the way. I have this bad habit of always holding L1 from speedrunning days
Creep so creep bad creep
What
Salad tier run let's see
night with a hammer holy IGNs thief with quite likes fury blade are you kidding me
okay that is not good though here's this last death is he also is he's not gonna
I am question mark question mark question mark
Bone wheel really it's fine if I leave that bone wheel. There's no way he'll come back and kill
Well, there is a he will it's your best friend this there's no escaping him here he comes
Here we go
BONE WEELS!
Amazing. Only this would get that many bone wheels there.
Alright, I'm going night and I'm gonna fucking try hard now. I'm sick of this shit.
Yeah absolutely, I mean I'm not live tomorrow so I have like all day to try to
fix this and I can just travel to the neighboring town and check the PC shop
there if worse comes to worst.
Yeah, thank you, man. Thank you.
No, I wouldn't get intel now if I get a new PC.
I want to get that X3D or whatever.
Do stats apply on starting equipment?
Yeah.
Oh shit, well this runs.
Yep, Salad Tier run.
Actually Salad Tier run.
maybe you can reset him like that and he doesn't do this shit for a while does that work oh
yeah that's actually really good listen I hate rats I hate mice I hate the mouse in
Garfield. Okay, that's good to know though. If you get ceaseless there, literally just
rest at the next bonfire and he doesn't shoot you through the wall. Yeah, X3D is mainly
for gaming I mean all it's check yeah
the ball and to see if what they have in
terms of just like PCs false counter
reset I think
still
At least buy me dinner first, bro
Zul
Plus one
in it better than that well in it does in it actually have local stores or I don't
actually I just know that Berlin has so that's why I'm so focused on that one in
Gothenburg? Yeah. Yeah. Where do you get this hammer? Hammer? The giant blacksmith in
Enor Londo. Don't give me a weapon. Thank you. Oh, there's two in Stockholm. I gotta
travel to Stockholm somewhere? No. I mean, we'll see. First after stream, run some shit.
again okay I didn't know Enid had that many
That's Pog.
Yeah, this is use what you get, yeah.
Oh, yeah, no blocking it'll be just crash. No, it is something we're just hello. Yeah, we're good
I swear it looked like something popped up on the other screen man, I thought it was
a crash report.
Dragon tooth.
flat and back
Oh, really CB?
Hmm, okay. Hydra? Classic.
I still have 30 more minutes until the next crash is expected.
Oh yeah, it's been 2 and a half hours.
Well, it crashed after like 4 hours last time.
I don't know.
Okay, CBO, thanks for checking.
I mean, maybe they have some like decent pre-built ones.
Were they not super?
That is not like super, me, I got out of here.
Like, it doesn't need the best graphics card or CPU for just running OBS, so.
Oh shit.
I mean that would be insane though.
But if it would still crash on UPC, it's something in my OBS scenes.
But I don't have a lot of stuff in my OBS.
So the odds of it being that, it cannot be high.
Oh then it's the camera.
Definitely.
It's gotta be then.
Yeah, camera or capture card it would be then.
that is true
it's the radiation he got from the Red Bull events yeah true
it does not slog you know the reason you see more often is because I pick it when
when it shows up.
I do that while the capture cards, yeah, I do.
But I wasn't feel like if it was captured car related wouldn't it be more of an issue
The evil that recently fully acquired by the Saudi government now they announced like six new evil events starting from
2027 and you have to see world championship event starting in 2028
Damn
Oh my, if I hit my battery, we'll be dead, because that's a backstab.
You know, I'm a
Tows close.
It's all of my noose.
Gold tracer is so good but it's
Okay, this is a good run right now.
Don't get used to it.
I should be able to go to mid-roll with this.
Don't get...
Yeah, I'm mid-rolling right now.
I can't work with this.
No, no lads tonight.
I am simply not in the mood for it, unfortunately,
after those crashes. Simply not. Yeah, let's let's do this. Let's do this.
but my shield is off how is L to the user I'm not gonna lose that
dude dude dude dude dude dude yeah L to the user dude
pretty good all this from except you can we get a decent sif here now
I'm not looting because I actually have a good weapon right now, so I want to kill bosses so I can get levels and up my stats
So I have more choices of gear in the future
Did it crash while ladding oh last time we played let's guy crash like two or three times yeah
Yeah, I'm remembering Shiva now.
The thing about Shiva though is, oh shit, I don't know about this.
Are you gonna breathe fire on me when I climb the ladder?
I have no idea.
You never know unless you find out.
I mean, unless you try.
A nice red bar of gallows here in hunger.
unless you find out. I mean, unless you try.
A nice red bar of gallows here in hunger.
Okay, we're good.
Aim before joining the cats.
Well, I could kill sick first and then enjoying the cat. Yeah, my favorite turn based game. Oh expedition 33
Or maybe like funger, I really liked funger dude. I really really liked it
So brutal and dark and disturbing
I am darkest dungeon one
Also up there.
I definitely prefer Funger 1 over 2, yep.
Anything to make a pretty boy feel special.
So yeah, I remember it's Tuesday tomorrow, I'm not live tomorrow.
I'm gonna spend all day tomorrow trying to solve this shit.
And no, not trying to solve this shit, solving this shit.
Is it called funger? Well, it's fear and hunger.
Funger is just short for it.
Corp but claps solvent with money. Yeah if it comes to it I will. There is no
chance in hell I'm having this happen for RE9. There's no chance, no chance. I'll
do anything.
the
the
I'm in the PS5 unit.
No.
What up dude, let's go!
60 is fine.
What the fuck what what just happened? Wait do I have oh no, I have thorns leggings.
Oh, no, okay, don't roll it rolling to him.
And I get a good attack.
I haven't even thought of one more of his health yet.
Fuck off dude this is so bad.
God actually it actually cancels my mid roll and I can attack him faster.
It's actually not bad.
And it's too damaged.
terrible okay that is really bad when that happens though that doesn't give
me I'm gonna heal okay I have to be just careful here do not roll ever into him
Always roll away from him.
Fuck, I'm gonna die.
No, no, no!
Salad!
And don't storm my ass!
Okay, okay, just focus.
Just...
Fuck off, give me...
Okay, no, no, no, no don't do it. No
I'm gonna dark equal sign I'm gonna dark equal sign fuck this this is fucked with thorns leggings on
This is so bad with the warrants
Please
Dude, with thorns leggings that is- oh, huge.
I need to get rid of thorns leggings.
I'm going for gargoyles instead.
Oh, it's Gravelorded.
Yeah, I need some missiles to my leggings.
If you have any thorns piece and you roll into an enemy and you don't quick roll, you
stumble when you're rolling to them it's it's super ass and it kills all your
iframes which is exactly what you just saw happen there is terrible so what I
need is some souls so let's go to undead merchant because he might have
some
oh oh why do you not have any sound effects I have no idea what's going on
brother of man I can't fuck and then the thorns legs fucking it stumble over
and over like this is so dumb it's so fucking dumb why did they make it so
when you try to roll and you can't use the fucking legs or you can't fast roll
you just stumble like it's so
You're a 5 minute old account, Javlender. Shut up. Alright? You fixed OBS, but Day 1
Pass for our 9 cost of GPU crashes.
How about a DIST tier run?
Now I'm gonna get Black Knight Halbert,
Blacksmith hammer two of them black knight sword
No, you don't have to bet him
It's alright
What is this I'm starting it I don't care I don't care
He's five minute old account oh it actually was it unironically five minute old account, okay
You haven't beaten three bosses today.
Yes I have!
You need to take a break and relax with some Garfield jam.
Yes I have!
My first run was in Anor Londo and guess what I had in the rafters?
A wyvern, a mushroom, and a dark sorcerer in the back of it.
Try doing the rafters with that shit.
So I fell and I died.
If this is true this tier seed now, I should have two or three bone wheels after this.
the
I
It's okay a lot. I also struggled a lot on my first play through you get to this I believe in you
come back all I need is dark hand
that's a very shiny item it could be a Lord soul or Lord vessel or a mail
I am a Thel's, thanks 26, thank you.
No way, I'm letting you talk to me, brother.
Oh my god, let us best friends.
I never fucked up any fragile packages of mailman never ever
I'll check it, the good ol' cell.
Equals man
Loser
Why don't it sad just OBS crashing is what bothers me though it did only crash twice today
and it was like within five minutes of each other so it's not the end of the world but
Still, it's annoying, man. It's annoying.
Why couldn't you just have missed me like that, man?
That was not a pleb hollow, that was a painted world hollow.
They look exactly the same except one has ten times more health and deals ten times
more damage. Yay!
Lepa, you died to Pinwheel. Also, you have to say, you can't say die to Hollow.
You have to say die to painted world, Hollow.
Let's try a left buck to your run, dude.
Okay, quite like your blade is good.
If this run doesn't get to Anilondo, I'm not going to do anything, I'm just going
reset and go again. Alexander, thanks for the two. Contacts, thanks 106. Jack, can I make
a little sandwich real quick? It takes like 30 seconds.
In the age of ancients, the world is unfolded, shrouded by fog, a land of grey crags, arch-trees and ever-lasting dragons, but then there was fire.
And with fire came disparity
Heat and cold
Life I spilled it today
Of course light and dark
Then, from the dark, they came and found the souls of lords within the flame.
Neato, the first of the day.
The witch of Isolith and her daughters of Chaos.
Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights, and the Verdefegme, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of laws, they challenged the dragons.
Grimm's mighty gods wield a heart as consequence, which is willing to grow fast on us.
Thus began the age of fire, but soon the flames will fade and only dark will remain.
And now, there are only endless.
The man sees not light, but only endless lights.
And amongst the living are seen
carriers of the accursed dark sign.
Yes, indeed, the dark sign brands the undead.
And in this land, the undead are corralled and led to the north, where they are locked
away to await the end of the world.
This is your fate.
I made a sandwich!
I
This death I hold up
Hi, we need to get to an Alondo past the one s we need to
You missed it. It was epic. The dragons got earned and betrayed. They totally didn't see it coming.
I know nothing of this story in this game to be honest. Arturias and Siv fought the Abyss. They
We lost. We lost.
and
You sure were buddy
What is fancy as attack right here
Don't guns of war I fast from food in sex for a month and you fast for men over
And you fast from an Orlando, but
Listen buddy, I've already been in an Orlando today, so
back to DS1 speedrun resetting I missed those times dude imagine if I were to do DS1 speedruns
now world record pace I'm like an hour in or 55 minutes in I'm close to the end of
the rod. OBS crash. Great.
The humanity item is a unique Lord soul that the first human split into loads of pieces
To create humankind
Well wait, how did the first human split the loads of pieces to create humankind if he was the first human
So where did he come from if he's the first human but humankind wasn't made yet
He was a pig me the fuck is a pig me
Oh, sunlight lags.
Come back soon.
I guess, yeah.
I mean, I guess.
The guy is so close to death it's insane
Pob hit wait really
Yeah, hold up. Yo hit me with that shit. I'm just gonna get to the elevator
I got the bottom of it and then hello did my chrome just fucking crash or something
Wow, that's epic.
It sure is going great today.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh
How does he die here oh
Oh, wait. No, he's fine. He's fine
Come back to the asylum hub, it's great over here
It's great over here join me and salad and left by and this
Oh.
What the?
No fucking way.
Bro!
He fucking ate me!
Okay.
Yes!
Back to the asylum everybody!
Let's go!
Okay, I'm motivated, let's go.
Salt clip 34 of this.
How many do I have?
Probably like two.
What the fuck?
Okay, good.
Oh, nice.
Actually, really good.
Nice.
I'm gonna peek there too, you know.
Ah, okay.
Oh, what the fuck?
Guita was afraid of humans due to humanity and able to survive.
Hold up.
I hear a dark break.
Hold up.
Oh wait, okay.
Do the jump attack.
Okay, that's fine.
the salad man is crash out dude I was there for that today
I'm going to make an alt account on Twitch and I'm going to type in your chat.
Did you know you can reflect his dark magic spell with a with a peddlant?
The last shot's gonna be fucking legendary.
Oi! Where are you off to?
I'm glanced.
Hmm.
I can't wait for the next season of Soul Salt dude, it's been a while
Hmm, is he even taught enough for this weapon?
Very good.
Actually very, very good.
Very good.
All right.
Let's go.
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I saw it pink scissor 69
Oh my god I legit got this PTSD when I heard that noise and I saw his first pixel in the
bottom of the screen. Like, unironically, I saw this thing in my head. Do I risk this?
I have a good weapon. I'm gonna check while I...
Thank you, Santa Emerald. Appreciate it.
I hope you sleep well, dude.
I don't really need to check Shiba right now.
My health is very low though, which is kind of scary to go for this now, but I'll do it.
Dude I am, I am, I am so excited for the next season of Soul Assault.
And after that, we're gonna have a season of RE9 salt.
Yeah, I've been to Anilondo today, and then I got the most fucked up rafters I've ever seen.
I'm going to finish first playthrough and then I'm going to perm a death on Hardests.
Because I'm sure you unlocked like the hardest.
That's my start.
the permadeath thing is so much more fun.
I mean, speedruns are a former permadeath, of course.
first I gotta beat the Ole Miss crash balls
no, not maybe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm gonna stand here a bit. Play it safe.
Vampire... What would you even... It's already randomized. Vampire mentioned.
Ooh, I deal really good damage with this weapon to these, but this is a very scary fight
at this little health.
And mid-roll.
Let's not forget mid-roll here.
Oh my god.
I don't trust that.
I can't go in here.
I can't go in here.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Stay there.
Fuck, okay, uh, go here.
Oh no.
Wait. Wait.
No.
No.
No, no, no, don't attack.
Not with this glitchy-ass charge.
Attack once, or, okay.
Bait.
Okay.
Okay.
Always fucking glitching
I'm here again in the asylum
Where is he he's that's so scary
that roll that. Ah, don't do it. Is he going to charge? No. Okay, long charge. That's a
charge. Oh he's gonna glitch though.
NUSHKA!
Made it, made it, made it. One more. Oh that's a long shovel.
Okay fuck. Okay wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Side step.
Fuck you bro, wait.
What the fuck?
It's been like 10 minutes.
Out of the chat.
I'm gonna look at chat. Not until it's over.
They didn't. Okay.
Fuck, Smoh is in the way. Yeah, I know.
I don't see what smoke is up to, I'm not risking a shovel.
I don't do it, I would get snatched.
So hard not to be greedy now.
Follow that up.
Follow that up.
Fucking hell.
Sewer chamber.
Oh, man.
Thank you, Gecko.
Are we for our Rando 2.0 just dropped with gigapatch notes?
Oh, is it a big change?
Would I recommend the new sticks?
I recommend you wait with it,
because I'm pretty sure they're working
on a big patch for it.
It's a lot.
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Okay.
This is going to be a fucking mailbreaker now.
I like to live dangerously, Salad.
Oh, did he just stagger? He did.
CPT?
Give me way more health, please.
That feels a lot better.
Yeah, humanities actually give you defense for every humanity you pop I haven't had ceaseless there no
No TTS is on it is I see your bitch get go
No, I just I claw grip very aggressively in fights like that on s so I feel it
They're big. It's normal. Oh yeah, this sword also.
Oh yeah, there was second bits. Oh yeah, you're right actually.
Let me see now.
I can't actually replay it.
I see it here now.
I think maybe Stream Element just died.
I was going to tell you a joke about a woman that only eats plants, but you've probably never heard of herbivore.
Rye.
Thank you, Belutza. Yeah, I think Freeman limits us down.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my, this guy is so aggressive.
He's right there, the area is grave-lorded so it's very scary.
I'm gonna, did I check Sif this run, I don't remember.
No, I didn't right now.
I didn't think that would reach so far, Jesus Christ.
No, there's only been those two obiscus crashes that was in the middle, five minutes apart.
And then it's been fine again, it's so inconsistent.
That's part of the reason it's so hard to solve.
Alexander Slick thinks of it too, man, by the way, sorry I missed that.
Yeah, check event viewer, I mean, there's like error code and shit, but...
doesn't seem to say super much. It mentions like an encoder apparently.
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I did do this challenge last year, but it was with an older randomizer. This is a newer one
Yeah, I'll ask me gap or Samish
I made a command XMA smart new render. I think I made a command
What is that down there I don't see
Is it a bore yeah, it's a bore okay
Yeah, you can stab me in the ass, but I can light you on fire, brother.
The flaming slings? They're regular R1s. This is the R2. And this is the kick.
It's Quillike Spirit Blade. You get it from Quillike Soul.
Yeah, this is auto-equipped. Everything I loot gets auto-equipped. The reason I don't loot anything now is because I actually never did with them.
So I'm trying to kill some bosses and get some stats.
Shit, Megatorgo.
I did indeed use the speedrun this, back in the day.
and then asked me gold stole my video and reacted to it and made it a seven mil video
He didn't steal, I'm kidding.
I am kidding.
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what I'm a lot
way who is this
Yeah.
Palameet is the boss I see the most out of any boss in this Rando.
No doubt.
No, Calamity and Fatsmo, those are the ones, oh man I don't like this, I don't like that
That guy.
That video is 10 mil now, that's absolutely diabolical dude.
I am not leaving this guy alive.
what the fuck where did all these enemies come from?
I haven't even a- okay, I mean, alright.
at a time line up then we got a good weapon it would be extra good if I could hit enemies
I sold the other one, Katie, to a community member.
We had a bidding on it.
the
where is he I don't trust this
How did you not get one shot on my?
Oh shit, okay.
Bit awkward.
attack it's doing right is there three of them here what the hell that attack is
so scary but there's four of them here what
Is it trying to tell me something?
Alright, hey, we're gonna see Gargoyles.
Oh fuck, I spoke too early.
I don't know if it's Nido here. That is bad. That's really bad.
Nikty thinks the 82, thinks the bitties will look too sorry. I think, um, Streamerlemus
is down. Uh, Mach-Ovix 13. Let me refresh it again just to make sure.
Yo, Kvaj, I see you. I'm trying to replay them, but it just doesn't even work.
Kvaj, hail and chad, just quick note that I love you all very much. Thank you, Kvaj.
Thank you, dude.
not the greatest fight for this weapon but oh my god 14 I thought it would be
more than that
14
holy shit
I got dagger.
Six.
Meek power!
Holy fuck!
Yo dude!
Wait that one showed. Thanks for the 25 man. Thank you.
Insanely generous man. I can't see.
I heard you like screen shake.
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left hand dagger deal six damage
for attack
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No this no
This has been ever seen today
Dude, I saw your your taken juggle death in the sewers that shit was
Crazy
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I have no more heels questions that go for it.
Or do I just...
I mean, I have to kill him.
And I haven't really seen any other weapons.
I haven't looted anything really, but, yeah.
Wait, boy, he's doing the rare!
No, never mind. I thought he was doing the other one.
Oh, that's so bad, why did you do that?
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What the fuck?
I'll have to take forever.
Spectre, thanks 69 dude.
Ass-free melevments are being funky.
Bardee van, is this a tickle monster bill you're going for?
I guess, yeah.
at this point
again guys see why doesn't james bond fart in bed because it blows his cover
damn where's all the homeward bones at
oh good lord
I got no homeward bones no we're not molten we're not you can bet
This is when I die to some leftover ass enemy here.
I didn't think they were there misery.
It was dumb to jump down there it was.
No doubt.
Oh man this weapon is really good dude.
I don't want to loot shit.
Yo, meatpatch, thanks again, dude.
Insanely generous, man.
I'm going to need more strength because I'm going to need to switch eventually, so it might as well.
This weapon is really good. I've just rent- like, O and S died really fast with it.
I mean, the damage was good.
Iron Golem was also really good at.
I just encountered like, Centipede Demon, which was fucking born in lava.
Surely that's not a painted world hollow? Oh, it's a monkey on the upper one.
It was not.
Oh, it's working again. Nice.
Demo Dread. Thanks for the six-year anniversary, dude. Thank you.
Did you just fuck up the pasta?
There is no way you make it through there are you how?
Who is this God?
does he stream dude I also ran through the rat through the trap she's now and
I'm live
both PB today well I made it to an Alondo and then I got the worst rafters I've
ever seen so I fell and died to a mushroom. A small mushroom mind you.
I don't want to kill you, but I'm gonna backstab you.
I haven't seen this shop in forever. Oh my god, I just jinxed it.
I'm not gonna see it, am I?
That's pretty much the intended way. You can rush to Boulder.
It was pretty scary on mid-running, I think.
With a quit out, it's free, though, obviously.
This is Matt's randomizer, yeah.
Shit, I didn't- oh, Archer.
Don't ma- magic headshot me, please.
Moly Moly, we're actually gonna get to the shop.
That's Pondu.
Do you have any Homeward Bones, maybe?
You do.
Um, great.
Wow.
That's...
great oh man what are these okay he's got infinite twinkling right here that's
very good oh and the weapon Smith box oh my god oh and he's got the dust
crime ring and chlorinthi go along for next
fuck I don't have enough to well I can get the weapon Smith box for 10k the
question is it's probably worth it to get chlorinthi now because I'm gonna use
this weapon and then I'm gonna come back here anyways so I'm gonna buy this
Yeah, I'm going back after boss here
So yeah, do I have this key?
Watched or remember which one it is
Specter thanks for the 60 non man. Thank you
There was both an arena combo for this oh it's bit of chaos wow wait am I gonna get knocked
down from this ledge that's a little bit scary
Well, we're about to fuck around and find out, I guess.
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Yeah, that's fine.
There you go, another brick.
hell you mean every boss is better chaos every boss is calumny
tonight flanker hope you fix PC by you yeah
I'm gonna get these fucking crashes fix no doubt gonna do that ram
meme tests after stream and see
I've already tried that, many different versions, still the same issue.
definitely means that it's it's gotta be some encoder thing either like the
like cam link or fucking CPU or some shit.
Yeah, I reckon I'll be exactly what up wrong
Don't need more of it now for a bit
Yeah troubleshooting this issue is so hard because it's so inconsistent
The good part is, when it crashes, it's very quick just to relaunch it.
A bunch of old duck fries.
No, I'm doing a piece.
No camera.
No camera.
I'm looking down, everything's 56.
That was 55.
Are these a PS5 controller?
Fuck me, this is so loud. Jesus.
I'm not looting because I have a good weapon, so I want to kill the bosses here.
I start looting after killing ONS.
Yeah, you can add randomizer to non-remaster.
I got some scary to kill ahead out there.
Am I Garfielding?
No, I actually have a run going.
Yes, I hit him.
Nice.
fuck!
Surely I'm fine running there now, I'm just killing him.
What do we have here now then?
Rat... sludge... sludge?
Ah, he's infinitely better than the last one.
Wait, that's not a sludge, that's a spider.
Oh, that's a sunlight magad.
That guy even runs away from you, doesn't he?
Yeah, he does.
Okay, well.
baby rafters.
Oh, Chained Equals prisoner.
Is it the same as like Vampire Survivors or like upgraded or?
Demos 6th anniversary dude again. Thank you
Oh, it's a card game. Capra equals demon.
Oh, hell yeah, go. That sounds good, dude. I'm very excited for withering realms.
Withering rooms was so good.
Skilletin and uh, okay, hollow.
I never got sure ending in Withering Rooms, yeah.
Y'all like the first ending.
Oh, if I get fire sage on O and S, that's gonna be a long one.
Oh wait, it's fire stage week to fire.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Right.
Right. Yeah, I remember you blow fire sage up in Pyramans, Iran's.
Not kindling, I have 10 already, and I don't plan to lose one here.
No, I think it's actually right. Fire sage is unironically weak to fire.
Superbattle Gulf with lads in chat.
The boroughs!
Thank you dude!
Very nice of you, thank you.
Oh, a 50-sharkle right there. Nice. Some black firebombs. Firekeeper's soul. That's
cool. I could actually run back and use that if I want to be safe. Tautonite shards. A
dragon scale for 10, yeah, sure. Wow. Okay, some lightweight gear, though. That's good.
Oh man, I could go back and pop this firekeeper's soul and then just bone back here.
That would be smart.
4.7.
I might actually quick roll if I buy a better helmet.
By the sack.
Nice.
Alright, this is really good.
Pop Fire Keeper Soul for more humanity and dealing more damage with a sword.
That will be the true strats.
bones already. I'm sitting on 10 here.
Yeah, they do solid, yeah.
I should have popped twin.
No, I never kill Lauchrec ever. He lives.
Why is the firekeeper under Firelink imprisoned anyways?
Yeah, I do firelink, fuck it.
Don't you need a key to kill him anyways or invade him?
I don't remember.
Boss is the other way, I think, man.
Yeah, I know.
Upgrading maestros over here
Yeah, any black eye or the key to open the list the lists the cell
He sits outside the firecube so oh yeah it's after you do the first bet dude I completely
forgot he goes there after the first bell.
Does it have to be yeah, you have to do gargoyles. I always do quail egg first though. Does that matter?
For him you don't have to free me freeze himself
Oh, I could kill him in future runs nothing likes to make sure challenge
She insta-dies if you ring Quelag first, yeah, and then Gargoyles, yeah.
I always do Quelag first before Gargoyles.
Pretty much always.
Quelag first means you have to kill him between killing Gargoyles and ringing the Garg-Bell.
Exactly, that's why I never kill him in my runs because I always do quite like first
Oh, nah, are you kidding me am I getting every single fire resistant balls there is what is this shit?
it.
Dragon Slayer Discharge.
Yeah!
Here we go again.
This fight will go a lot faster though because I don't really have to dodge anything but
enjoy.
single fire resistant boss man and what watch me get who else's fire resistance after this
that I haven't killed quite a lag I'm gonna get quite like after this
I do have stamina ring.
E-Box 5 year anniversary, by a weapon giant.
No, no, this is free.
It's just, you just gotta be patient.
And that is key to these randos anyways.
I'm dead.
Well, it was a fun run, chap, but I can't see and I can't get a move.
Dude, what is hitting me?
I can't fucking move or see anything!
It's over.
It was a fun run.
Okay.
Hey, I have some really weird giga-milli at one show of your bunch.
Surely I won't get hit by that.
That's what is happening.
What an evil seed giving this weapon and having all the firewrest bosses, yeah!
Unlucky.
Because this is a very good weapon it is.
But not against bosses that are fire resistant, which is ceaseless, quite lagging, centipede
even.
I don't know what's happening.
It's use what you get.
Otherwise I will not be using this for this.
Oh, the durability is 543, we're fine.
I'm dead.
I'm actually gonna go to full health here.
Dagger deals six damage per hit.
the
the
all Calumet two what I can't let me
isn't what the fuck Calumet is in
sips arena though I know that
in there
Or was that? Yeah, yeah, that was this run, yeah it was.
Virgil! Yo!
Shit, is this base?
Yeah, I don't know which is his front or back.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I'll fucking die.
Us, us, yeah.
Unlucky.
I had a good weapon and then I just caught every fucking fire-resistant boss.
I
Whatever is fine at least we got ten or londo. I'm gonna check where the Lord vessel was because I'm curious
Cheat equal sheet Lord vessel Capra demon boss drop
That was not a God seed at all
Jesus they did see that earlier was definitely a God seed though where I got one shot by centipede demon
that was an actual god seed actual is there anyone else grinding this one
right now man there's coffee on my phone let's see here not that I can see
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh, it's Hob! Oh shit wait what? Why didn't I see Hob in my follow lists? Where is he?
Up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up?
Yeah, let's raid happy hob dude let's raid happy hob
No, no, no, I was following him. I was just too low in the list.
Uh, tomorrow I am not live chat. Um, I am going to fix this fucking OBS issue because it is driving me nuts.
If I so need to buy a new stream PC for it, uh, yeah, it'll be worth it.
Oh, thank you Sam. I'll check it dude. I'll check it. I'll check it raid message shit. I don't know
all the hits I don't know yeah it's still happening I clean the entire pc I changed windows
everything's fresh it's basically only OBS in the PC it's still just randomly
crashing OBS it was twice today within five minutes of each other so it wasn't
the end of the world but it's really annoying though because if it happens mid
boss fight for example I can't fix it until the boss is dead so yeah but I'm
rating I'm gonna miss that hold the good old self sorry I missed that last time
okay we have time we have time we got plenty of time okay seal was this coming
this way hmm can't say I missed the cell man you're gonna go here for some
food I'll help you okay listen listen I'm not a psycho you come on I'm not
I'm not you have to kill seals in this game. All right chat you can do it. It's not for fun. You have to
That was fucked up see I even I
Even admitted it. I was actually fucked up. I
Even seal I even admitted it. Okay, I
I had no choice you have to kill seals in this game man. Oh shit the raid went through right. Yeah
I'll see you Wednesday chat. All right. Thanks channel everybody appreciate you all
Say hi to Hobb shit. Where's Hobb?
Bitch
There we go
Cool, I'll see you Wednesday chat
I appreciate you all stay safe out there at the care of each other care of yourselves.
I'm going to fix this demo be a scratch issue for Wednesday surely bye bye I love you guys.