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The lock of enemy repeant.
I mean, I don't, I think there's an update being worked on.
by Matt, but I think he's just fixing the like dragon butt hitboxes or something like that
excommunicated it to him toilet
listen, listen
hey you
listen
We're so back, baby.
High guard shutting down March 12th.
Yeah.
Oh, RE9 lived up to the high guard of Strait.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No doubt.
It was very good.
Don't worry.
Those of you avoiding spoilers, I'm not going to talk about it.
Talk about it. So yeah, it's very good. It's very good. That's all I say. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep
That is it Kyle thinks annoying
Hey you uh, I think that was music 17 boss count
Oh, yeah, I owe chat subs by the way that I forgot to give last stream
So gotta do that before anything else
Oh man this PB I did not deserve that death everyone knows it how many deaths
was I at for DS1 anyways hey you it's not 60 it's like 47 or something frick
command oh yeah I'm also gonna get the key overlay oh maybe maybe oh yeah I gotta do this
key item overlay
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Drag the save file and boom
Jobs don't hey you sick I
Don't really have an interest in angel guide and DLC
Not really
Does anyone remember how many deaths I had or do I maybe I got to go back in the ball and check
It was not 67 49 I believe 49 I know it was 40 something and it was in the higher 40s
It's a bug!
I'm just going to do this.
I watched Iron Lung, yes. I watched a good boy yesterday.
Kind of, you know.
Cool concept though. Cool concept.
Hey, you!
Ahhhh...
Yeah, the dog movie, yeah.
Have I watched Bad Boy? You got a bad boy right here, baby!
Woooo!
Y'all, the father thinks the 104 man dirty thinks 76.
48's when I die, someone 49, yeah.
Hey, you!
Yep, yep, yep
Snappy Frostix nine link makes the hundred and twenty five
It's true. There's a Swedish word meaning crying and drinking off at the same time
I mean, I don't know if it's an official word, but yeah, I know what you mean, though
Apparently no word for community the same way we use it in word English
Yeah, what is community in Swedish?
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Was that Gargoyle Tailax? I feel like I haven't seen that as a starting weapon ever.
Yeah, yeah, that's a long sword in it. I think I'm just going to start Wadiah for the stats.
Okay, I got one fifteen man, thank you.
How goes it?
I've been better.
I hope things get better.
Bye.
Classic.
Goodbye.
Oh.
Hello.
How are you today?
I've been better.
How about you?
I've been better.
What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?
Nothing I'd like to talk about.
So long.
We sing you
Class it that's a class
Nice
Oh, Green Pepper thinks the five dude. Thank you so much, man. Very generous. Oh, yeah, I am gonna gift. Oh shit. How many was it? I died 60 times. 120 subs, I got a gift.
Alright.
Um...applied or whatever.
Aaaaand done.
It's not dodging, dammit.
Play!
I know it feels kinda good to be back in the asylum.
I did say in offline chat if I don't really get any runs today, I might start an XCOM
tomorrow.
I was also kinda feeling starting silk.
Yes.
Silk.
Cause like XCOM 2 with the twitch integration.
Next time we want one sub-permissed shot-kiki.
Well that would have been three subs then.
Alright.
three all right okay
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video gamer you have big dog J thanks three anniversary my January also three
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hey you double gargoyles actually scary time in the silent
let's go right let's go dude listen I don't want to hear anything about no
chain prisoners that shit was a scam and everyone knows it
I'm going to kill this guy or I'm going to die.
Tennessee thanks for the free man. Thank you. I should like it
Chat you see crimson desert gameplay dude. They posted so much crimson desert game, but I think everyone's seen it you
Yeah, now Greg's enjoy already nine, dude
Are we some boss? Yeah, sorry. Thank you
Oh, I previews out today.
Okay.
Hey, you.
Oh.
Mid equals role battle all battle equals axe
This is probably the scariest fight you can get in the asylum unironically
that child mask is coming in clutch
I don't think you can get me though as a first boss or maybe you can but it doesn't
it doesn't spawn the skeletons because that would be a nightmare ass fight then.
No, I'm not interested in doing any RA9 speedruns, like my interest in running Resident Evil games
died with the SRT thing, unfortunately, and I know you can't monitor that shit so I fully
get it.
sRT it's a software you're allowed to use for his Neville speedruns that shows the health
of all the enemies among other things so you know exactly how many bullets you need to
kill the enemy in front of you or the boss or whatever and that stuff is allowed for
speedrunning and the reason it is allowed is because you can't monitor like someone
could be using it and they have it on the other monitor and you would never know
that they're using it so it's allowed in speedruns and when that became a thing
and because I ran RE2 remake a lot I grinded that game quite a bit and then
when that got introduced to be allowed I just I lost interest
Hell yeah, I'm doing Byran 4 update.
Hell yeah, dude.
Ooh, soul of a hero.
Not bad, not bad.
Oh, rip my mask.
No, it was last year, except the hour.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, it was last year, except I hit my one actually, but it didn't last too long.
I'm actually getting in the mood to play Silksong or XCOM though.
again oh that shit's heavy yo poision cahin thank you and like the xcom run would
be the one what is it like honored iron man or whatever oh nice nice what what
does it call like honored iron man or whatever honor man honor hey you honest
man yeah honest man I would do that and then there's a twitch integration mod you
can have where it chooses random chatters to be like the the mercenaries or
whatever they're called in the game and then it chooses random chatters to be
the enemies on every map so that she could be really fun
honest man because xcom is famously buggy so actual iron man is a bad idea yeah
that's what I heard yeah so I was thinking of maybe starting that tomorrow
if I don't really get anything going with this today.
That's it maybe, alright? It's not a promise.
Will I use War of the Chosen DLC? Is that like a story DLC or what is it?
Which XCOM? Oh, it's XCOM 2. Like I wanna do the challenge, I'll admit.
I
Thought there's a man in here
Let's get that string though, let's get that x 30 up
And some end
Oh, it's massive amount of content for x comp you don't want to play without it. Why is it like more classes and shit?
Oh, okay.
If there is like a story in Nextcom, right, like you do like a campaign, but then if
your team wipes it's a reset yeah it kind of in that regard kind of feels like
dark as dungeon we have like a party but if you wipe just start over or
something
if you wipe it's always not a reason if you wipe real come back soon yeah hi
got a single failure is not a reset okay
whoo chloran thee you have a bunch of
characters exactly like the darkest dungeon and if all of them die on a
mission you lose that specific mission wait so if you lose the mission it's
just over you ten ring of sacrifices epic
oh it's like darkest dungeon okay then I get it yeah all right you would just
lose the team then okay it sounds fun
Just gotta figure out how the uh, Twitch integration mod works.
Ooh, I'm not living that area with that guy there.
Oh, if- oh, then my camera- why does this happen sometimes?
I'm pretty sure this camera- this camera's old.
I mean, it's an easy fix though.
There we go.
Hold.
K.
What up, Magneto? Yeah, man.
I'm thinking of maybe starting XCOM tomorrow.
Or Silk Song. I don't really know.
It depends on these runs today, it does.
I did two playthroughs of RR9, yeah.
Yeah I really want to try RE4R Rendo 2.0, I really do.
That seems to be a huge update on the RE4R Rendo.
Like a big one.
Hey, LR, is there a tutorial on how to use this new enemy Lanto?
I'm stuck using the old one and I got Mammy, Kulsas and Artorias in the O and Asurina.
Help.
Yeah, uh, no, this one, it's not public, this Rendo.
I don't really know why.
It's not really my place to, like, share it.
It feels like so.
That's the, uh, Hustler problem.
Otherwise I'd have a link to it.
Yeah, the whip is so ass. Jesus Christ. I'll try it in. Oh, there.
Yeah, this one has Scaling Disabled, yeah.
Heh.
Or does it?
Looking at you, chain prisoner.
Hey, you!
I'll play No More Heroes 1 and 2 at some point again.
You play No More Heroes 1 for like 2-ish hours and then switch off to play something else you had planned.
I gotta check which games they were first.
Those are Suda games, right?
The Crimson Desert Previewers got to play around like 6 hours.
Basically everyone says it's good, but quite some mention that it might not be for everyone.
Yeah, I mean that goes for every game though.
We'll see how it is, it's not too long, but before that, you know what's out before
that?
Fatal Frame 2 Remake.
No, I don't feel like playing Morari 9.
Not right now, at least.
You won't buy anything until DSP fails miserably at playing it.
Yeah, I feel pretty done with RE9.
I don't know where I'm going to- those of you who are waiting spoilers, I'm not going
to talk about any spoilers.
Hey, you!
I did a normal playthrough and then I did another playthrough on the harder.
I'm like, yeah, that's cool.
That's fun.
Oh, fuck me, not you.
I get actual PTSD seeing these guys now.
Ooh, aww, what the fuck? You're not supposed to...
No, you can't!
No, don't kill Andre!
I'd do it if he kills Andre.
Leppa ain't playing this at the moment because his computer said this file contains a virus
so he has to fix it.
Okay, we got regular shards a little bit expensive enough to expensive so that's good
Okay, got a ring there. That's good. We could let's see we have yeah, we have a little bit of filing to loose
my quieter today I just increased it but I can increase everything if it's too
quiet let me know I thought R e9 was amazing it was suit
What's the use of a ring? Yeah, it's in case you get dust crown. Having a ring in a shop
is very good in case you get dust crown or calamity ring because then you can just buy
it to remove it.
Yeah, I do sovereign. I do care a lot about a job like x43
Was which are three play for when they and when they do the deal see into which are four
I have corp of her toxic commando and the crimson desert. Yeah, I do. Oh blood shield. That's
a good weapon.
All right, I'm going to go buy the Cemetery plus five and go to undead merchants. I'm
I'm Corp by beaming, dude.
Y'all, Nijimere, thanks too.
Can you increase everything in precise my PP?
Yeah, I'm sure you can, yeah.
Build more totems.
I've played a little bit of Black Desert Online long time ago, I thought the combat was really
cool oh yeah this is 24 inch Jesus Christ that's a big investment let me let
me see let me see black desk yeah I don't even have it installed here okay
never mind I guess I played it on it was when it released I tried it
Oh, it was on steam much later, yeah.
You have 12,000 hours of Black Desert online?
Damn, that is a lot of hours.
That is a lot of hours.
Yeah, I've heard Black Desert Online is a bit like a lot of AFK content.
Oh my...
Yeah I have like, uh, how many hours to have anywhere when it meets?
Well, it's like minus 20 of what I have, like 120 hours about.
I did start playing that, I did, yeah.
It's fun.
That's a lot, when you learn the menus, like that's the
hurdle to get over, it's all the fucking menus, man.
Prodivine 2 got a big patch, which means we're booting it up after this run.
No.
No.
Hey, you.
Oh, talks a guy, shit.
This is far from over.
No toxic please.
I'll be right back.
Hey, you.
I'm not sure.
I had their house for 52 to hide or like four year anniversary and Skiddle like 30, 14 man.
Thank you.
Rat to get out.
fault some high guard shutting down sucks for the devs man but I never play
high guard and feel like that whole like gaming type of game is just so
oversaturated you there's just they're just everywhere
I'm a 4.5 years of playtime in EverQuest back in the day, that's 39,447 hours, don't
judge me.
That is a lot of every quest. That's like old MMO, right?
Oh, bones! Nice!
Man, I'm poor. Nice.
Thank you, kind of.
Fuck.
Yeah, shit. I shouldn't have upgraded so much.
Maybe they're... Oh, there's a firekeeper's soul here.
Man, these souls are so expensive. What the hell?
Wow, that is... that is not looking too good, man.
What's down there? A Black Knight? Uh, Octopus?
Why shouldn't you lock him in the S1? It just limits your movement so much. It's so core.
Oh, that's a dark break and a black knight.
That's a little bit scary, you know.
That would one-shot me.
Are you through?
Okay.
Okay, don't spaghetti.
Oh my god, okay, there's a lot of...
It's kind of scary to parry that quick attack.
Okay.
Ehhhh.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
what I'm tired because I was up late what can't I know I'll finish
Left there is R4 or Rendo one. Yeah, I really want to try that new one. I do.
For me got like seven nine. Yeah, let's go dude. Oh my god, I forgot about that song
All right, this guy could be very scary
I could just skip this guy maybe am I greedy if I do this probably
But it's only this guy down here. I could just skip this guy. Fuck it. He's not gonna get to me
Yeah, we're good. All right
Wow well, I'm glad I went up here
Sick
That is not IGN seed. Do you know how rare it is for me to go up here and loot this area?
I'm only doing it because Undead Merchant didn't have a good weapon. That's the only reason I'm here.
Now I'm happy he didn't have a good weapon.
Ooh, ten humanities.
Lord Vessel equals IGN, and there goes my shield.
What's down here?
Okay, Skelly.
Mutated man.
Hey, you.
I mean, all I need now is a good weapon.
Hey, you.
We got- we got more bones.
We could actually loot this at least.
We could loot this one.
Okay.
Yeah, there's an item under the bridge.
Uh, and, uh, toxic guy.
4th, it's 38. Monthly Gambive Snarl, consider buying Gollum. Why would you ever consider
buying Gollum, man? Put out Gigant. A little bit scared going down there. That big humanity
mixed with those is... little bit... oh fuck, this might be a mistake if... yeah, no.
Not with her there. Not doing it. Not with her there. Nananananananana. Lord
What equals Vessel?
Yeah, I did off stream a long time ago.
It was really cool.
It was good.
Well, thanks 14, it goes hard worth it, it's an 18.
Oh, I slay this fire too tomorrow.
Is it early access?
Oh yeah, we have a, um,
that was Undead Merchant at a Firekeeper's Soul.
Yeah, early access, yeah.
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
Okay, you.
First, I think it's 18, pep on, I think it's 86.
Uh, Dragonborn, I think it's 16. Whenever a minor inconvenience happens to me in a game, now I just respond with yep, like you do.
Yep.
Oh, fuck.
Now we've seen one chain prisoner at Andres.
Mmm, coffee flavor.
All of this just works.
change things the 107 right dude I garfed last stream that's more than
enough for the next three months
hey you
I'll spoil the moon the hundred and ten man thank you I'm killing this guys I
can play it safe or he's gonna chase me down the ladders
GARF CHP
you
You got sick yesterday after the garb string two days ago coincidence not a coincidence. Oh, fuck. Oh
Why is he there he's gonna hit me and knock me
What fucking wooden pole I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead. It's over. He's gonna knock me down. It's over
It's actually over and if I'm not dead by him. I'm dead by her and then I'll be
Fine.
I have a plus five Cemetery depending on what boss this is coming up it could be completely
fine or it could be me a gas from time because I was up late watching hentai oh
this area is great lord it
Oh, dragon ass.
If I could get this that would be great, nice.
Yeah, I mean I should try this fight with a plus five scimitar.
Alright, we have Garf Ass now. Shit. Oh, is that a Gravelorded Bonewheel? That's terrifying.
No dark side he was basically like new game plus six or seven well I think six is like
high as right scaling wise
oh the Lord of the missiles still not been updated yeah it should be
give it a few it should be updated
Oh, yeah, I removed Lord Vessel I did, yeah, because when you place it, it's true.
This is true.
I'll remove it when I place it.
It was scaled to 14 somehow.
It had 250% damage and 270% HP.
Only higher scaling can be Gwyn.
Yeah, I mean it was definitely not normal.
no doubt. Yes, son, you know, I'm waiting for this poison to take down a bit. Playing
safe.
We all know it's going to be ceaseless and I'm going to insta-die.
It's not ceaseless.
It's... Smell! It's... Smell! Yay!
That's fine. It's alright.
I'm gonna be on full health.
I really don't need to roll that but I'm playing it so safe.
This is like good damage compared to what I feel I normally deal in this.
and
of
No, not tight.
I see Baron, thanks for your help!
I'm working, thanks to the 108 and Xiny, thanks everyone!
Dander keeps sending me zesty messages on Discord, please help!
Dander, is this true?
of the
are. Hey you. You hollowed like 66.
I'm gonna get 20 strength. Get a little bit more health.
No! My chlorine-the-ring! Wow.
When Daner got modded, he was sold by the books in Strait but not look at him.
Do you know what his like quote unquote mod application was?
I mod for Netherrealm during their Mortal Kombat tournaments.
That's what he told me and I'm like yeah fuck yeah.
You know what you're doing bro.
He does to be fair.
But he ain't no degenerate there.
I know I don't have mod applications, Bubbles.
I do not.
There's a butterfly there.
will I be playing high guard no you can't play what is already dead
Wait, why is the butterfly shooting at me?
Okay, I mean, that's fine, I can do this.
It's fun, Hollow.
It's fun, actually.
It is.
Welcome to High Guard.
Oh, oh yeah, this guy doesn't aggro unless you grab this.
Hopefully this is not a weapon.
I'm dealing less than I thought I would.
Nice
But no
I thought I misread the attack, dude. I never see that damn attack.
That was a warm-up run, whatever, no one cares.
Okay, you.
RIP.
Ring revival, yeah.
dude I forgot he had that one but that's sideways one where he goes
backwards rip and f
this is a new version after our night no it's one before yeah Cymintar kind of
sucks but I it's you know should not have died to iron goal in the fight so
free it's so free
easy free game wow and look at that first item right there on the Wadiak
class? Yeah I'll take that. I'll definitely take that.
More I'll take 64. Thank you.
This one has to go for some early bosses. It's too good. Refresh key items.
Well it's gonna do it when I make a new character. Obviously I do not have the
Lord Vistul, any more?
refresh it just it takes like a few minutes for it oh yeah I'll fit that
counter reset this there we go there we go
oh you
I
Can go anything six year anniversary, thank you
Hope you're well, dude. Why is it rat?
Can I through thank you I?
Have a light roll with this setup that is crazy
Dude, Lord Vessel, can you update?
I don't have the Lord Vessel.
Oh, now I did.
Yeah, it just takes a while.
Am I excited for Duskbloods?
I am!
I'm excited to see how it's going to be and how long it lasts.
I mean I'm also excited to play it.
I just don't know how it's gonna be with a connection like from soft netcode Nintendo servers
Yeah
Yeah
I'll log in on Friday? No, no. I'm more of a PoE 2 froge.
I'm not sure the death command is updated.
I died to Iron Golem.
He pushed me off into the lava.
I misread the attack.
Why hecking misread, bruv?
It's alright though. We have a really good weapon here.
We just need some souls now, and then I'm gonna go for early bosses to get some more souls.
I also light roll, which is the absolute dream here.
Nice. That's what I want. So right now I'm not going to loot shit because I want to
Rush to get extra souls from boss. Oh no.
Yo, Micks.
What up, beginner?
I still don't even get this chain prisoner emote like what am I looking at?
What is that green thing?
Is that his poem?
Is it him stabbing forward?
Is that what I'm looking at?
Any future plan for RE9?
No.
I want to do the new RE4R Rando.
I also want to play XCOM 2.
And in, what is it?
In 6 days?
It's Fatal Frame to release?
Uh, remake?
Is it a 10th, right?
Oh, is that a dog?
Oh, fuck.
No, this guy will one-shot me.
Oh!
I don't want to kill him in case he drops it. No, this is so ass.
It could have been any other enemy, but no, it had to be the fucking scaly dog.
Why is it a 12 this out?
I mean if-
If-
If-
If-
If-
If-
I'm gonna have to kill him and then I'm gonna lose my weapon or lose quick roll
Lickers
Fuck did you not die?
So dumb oh
Oh, why?
Fucking Miyazaki's finger there, dude.
Oh, that would have been so good. I had quick role with Blacksmith Hammer in the warrior class. The absolute dream start.
Hey, you!
No, Leo.
Yeah! I mean, it is what it is.
I'm still gonna start a warrior, fuck it.
I like warrior because they're starting stats, easy to get weapons.
Didn't I just have butterfly here?
Is it Taurus Demon again? And I gotta re-roll the seed.
Oh, second enemy was Doug last seed. Okay, wow, the odds of getting Butterfly there twice.
Oh, yeah, it's not the same.
Wait, you can get Kappa Demon with his dogs here?
That's terrifying.
It's so over.
It might actually be so over.
Time-traveled conserve that's what it was
Where you can get go in there and Edo yikes
While this run it depends on the dogs here if I can kill them quickly
They're offering to remake toxic commando and high guard shutdown all happening on the 12
Wait, is there only one dog?
Wait, why is there only one dog?
No, there's two dogs.
And I'm fat rolling.
It's over.
It's so...
I can't even move!
Dude!
I can't, I can't, okay, yeah.
Move!
I need to find a place to heal buddy let me heal let me heal good all right
Alright, now it's free.
Ah, I'm heavy-roll late, yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Play the neutral game.
Play the neutral game.
why is this track so bad right now
Nice.
Sony won't do any more PC ports releases.
Have they confirmed that?
Shamed equals prisoner.
Firekeeper equals soul. Fire equals keeper soul. Yes, Salah thinks the rate of
a good strom dude. Hope the routing's going well.
While you've been routing, I lost a run that had the Lord Vessel and I lost a
run that had the Warrior starting class. Light roll with Blacksmith Hammer.
it's great starting runs tomorrow all the salt's gonna be glorious and the already
nine-speed run situation is crazy
I bet it will be better this early Kiki now.
Come again.
I don't um
Hey, my dad lie and thanks to 148 and make you fix the 86 share makes the 97 man won't you was at 150 now crazy
Was the drama in R9 speedrun? I don't want to I mean it's not spoiler talk because I know people are avoiding
I'm not gonna talk about any R9 spoilers, but
But something about certain items not being allowed I guess.
Yeah, I'm not going to spoil anything, don't worry.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Hey, you!
Am I mid-rolling? Oh, shit.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Suction. Thanks for the 9, dude.
How many Ring of Sacrifices?
Was that the first one I found?
Deluxe item is 2-OP and people without deluxe.
I didn't think he would be aggro'd to be honest.
In my defense I didn't think he would be aggro'd.
Shoulda known.
Oh shit, I am in offline mode, yeah, we're good
Lou ca la la I noticed that you have died again. Have you tried maybe not doing that it might make this challenge easier
Yeah, I should have known he was aggro though.
Too busy talking about the R&I speedrun situation, which is crazy.
I do not know what a turtle face is, morale no.
Hey you!
Hey you!
No, I have no plans on running to Raider again.
That run.
Oh, you mean turtle face like the in-game character where I was playing with like an
IRL face.
No.
That was in Dark Souls 2 also.
Why is it Capra again?
I thought, yeah, but that's Dark Souls 2 though.
The police. The police.
Hey, you.
Unagi, thanks, 46. Thank you, dude. Up all's well, Seba.
Who is that Seba? I don't know who that is. It's Grzilla, thanks, 6-7.
Yeah, the R9 Speedo situation is crazy.
No yeah, so it's because like there's a deluxe edition item, so people without deluxe
Submission they're molding or something because they can't use it
fucking matrix dogs here
Okay, nice.
Okay, we're good.
We're chillin'.
Stagger.
Oh, counter-hit.
Huge. Huge big gaming.
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da.
Hey, you.
What is this game?
Dive or die, children of rain.
Whoa, that's kind of cool.
Oh, that is freaky as hell.
What is this? Do you build like a city and shit?
I kind of like this.
Oh my god.
That's terrifying.
As a terrifying game, hey this looks really sick though.
Various steps down is a game on life and death.
Die! Or die!
Down in the damned abyss.
And meet cute phasers when you solve the black rain's mystery.
Run up and upgrade.
Recruit and sacrifice.
Every camp, the flood will come.
Hey that looks really sick though. Die for die.
I'm gonna wishlist this for sure.
Thanks for the link.
It seems like you recruit and you upgrade and stuff and they can die.
And then you recruit someone else.
You see their levels and stuff here.
So yeah, actually, oh, and they get traits like this, coward and hearing voices.
This looks really cool.
When is it out?
actually looks really sick with this dungeon yeah you play the demos fucking
awesome nice deepest dungeon true or is that game out except you know right it's
He's out in about 35 days, according to Debs.
Sick.
I really look forward to that game now.
Looks creepy.
Oh, Dragon Axe!
He has a tier 362, dude.
Thank you.
Metathons, is he gonna love your runs?
Yeah, thank you.
I'm glad you still like it.
a dog here yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
you can't come here can you
No
Oh
Come again
Yeah, I'm not gonna tap out and click YouTube links when a dog is in fire link. I can do it here though. He can't get me here
Fuck, it's so fast
I know I read on c-
What is going on here?
Top-through that is better than Siv 5 with the brave new world expansion pack.
What?
I am not gay. I have relationships with women.
I think I've seen this one.
And I got news for you. That means you're gay.
Oh yeah, I've seen this clip.
Oh, what a weapon, but so early to get it.
Oh, double monkey?
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I don't want a dark sign either because I have 14,000 souls on me.
Oh, why didn't I use the bad form?
Oh, I see Vixie. Alright, it's all good, dude.
Okay, I'm gonna pray. Okay, I'm alive. They were slow.
reset them reset them reset them reset them before anything else reset them okay
hey you need like 24 strength for this I think
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This, are you kidding me?
What is this?
See, you did.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
okay I mean yeah this damn door don't get I'll just run to Andre screw it
would I would I play if Calisto Tuga releases here of course I play Calisto
to if it came out, no doubt.
Wow, so many souls to see.
That's actually really nice.
I ain't do nothing to Glen, man.
I played through the game.
I actually gave it.
I said I enjoyed my first playthrough of it.
Yeah, I asked some issues for sure.
But I enjoyed my first playthrough of it.
Would I replay it? No.
that I said that yeah yeah first play through was fun to do it was not no
debt
bang or ass weapon there okay I need to get rid of the shield
oh dude don't get me started on the DLC though fucking hell that was bad the
The DLC was ass.
Sean Barrett, thanks 97, George is 71, thank you guys, thank you.
I loved R9, thought it was really good, yeah.
Hey, you!
Hello, cell, big 53, thank you.
I'll play Gollum again, I mean, when I'm doing the Gollum, like Godrun, I guess.
And bang, off the bus.
Corny 105, thank you, Lunaris Moon, thanks for the prime, thank you.
No, thank you.
Is it my favorite RE game? No. RE4 Remake is my favorite RE game. Oh my lord, what is he doing here?
Years from now, historians will look back at internet archiving come across the many misfortunes of a side boy.
Such CLPI up include Vaseline Pippolyn.
I'm dead here by the way. I'm just letting you know I'm dead here.
I- I am dead here. 100%
I'm 100% dead here.
This guy will double or triple hit me or I'm gonna fall down like it's it's it's
Cuz I'm heavy rolling so there's there's just no way to avoid this
It's over might as well go next. Oh
My god the range is insane. Can you do the range attack?
Loightening loightening look look okay, but
Do it when I'm closer
wait I could go there okay jump again because he's scripted to walk back
BEEF!
MOOOOOOF!
YAAAHHH!
Oh my god I'm alive. Okay, nice.
I have a lot of souls so I would hate to lose this run that early.
At least let me use the souls man.
Why is RE9 dislike them up there on the internet?
It's not.
It's loved.
It's overwhelmingly loved.
the
DSP hate
No, no one asks this thing, no.
you
All right, so big 28, thank you
They removed the DRM from our for our and it runs like a dream now really
Oh.
Hi, you!
Hi, you!
Shasta Catholics 30 and mom 10 year anniversary 120 fucking months man
thank you hope you're well dude
I'm up there and thanks for the 41, thank you.
Well.
Pink.
Boom.
Pink.
Boom.
Pink.
Boom.
And every sport bottom since fortress in Rendo's yeah, I have yeah, no, I ain't even in the game you
Nice that's what I need
Bones a lot of go tight tonight cool
Valder's shield is actually very good. Sanctus is nice.
Okay, this one weighs less, so I'm gonna buy that.
Alright, are we having a ruling with this? No, perfect. Very nice. Let's buy a Humor Bone.
Hey, Captain.
Yeah, it gives HP region without stats. Yeah, I'm gonna go for gargoyles
What up Zyp, yeah, man Zyp, are you are you gonna run R9 or something?
Do I have a plan to play Crimson Desert? Oh, buddy, not only do I have a plan I have a corp before it
So the answer is yes
are you don't like that? Fair enough. Fair enough.
Man and wife are like the 87. I can speed idle. I've done it on stream before.
I don't like the sound of that as a dark sorcerer.
to lube perma slaw? Ah, no plans for that right now.
Zoom
I'm gonna reset them and then go back up
Ghost of yote and sorrow this won't become a steam
Also sorrows yeah, he is five shooter
What about physical?
Yeah, let's go, dude. Good to hear, man.
Ooh, that's a buffed bone wheel.
Holy shit, that damage.
Did not expect that from a hollow.
Tollos man.
Alright, we're fine.
Shaw!
I figure out why the DLC didn't do too much damage.
No.
No idea.
It's not a clue.
I mean he wasn't Gravelorded, he wasn't buffed.
He was just a regular chain prisoner, but for some reason he was like Max, oh, she's
gonna one shot me.
Oh, that is terrifying. That is so...
That's a buff Dark Sorcerer.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'm Lijaz. Glad to see you're alive.
I have an idea for your goth session.
There's a stream since it's March for goth.
No other cheer amount needed for TTS to one bit.
I think it would add later the chaos that everyone, except you would enjoy smile smiley face.
Yeah, I don't think so, it might.
But thank you.
Thank you.
Uh, this ghost is gonna follow me into this, I'm pretty sure. Where are you, ghost?
Ghost? I know you're here.
You can't fool me.
Okay, maybe she's not showing up. I don't want to show up in the boss fight
Dude if the channeler, but isn't there normally a channeler there or am I
And that is why I waited
Is it just some fat smoke again?
I always have fat smoke dude, I don't know what it is.
I'm not cheating!
Oh
My god
Yeah
I don't want to fight so close.
That's a long shovel.
That's not so basic.
Thanks to Artic's sub and Lucas, thanks for the 62.
Okay, nice.
Now we can kill Lottrak.
Yeah, I think, is it Eximation Mark? New rando that talks about the new stuff?
I made a command for it, I don't know what it is now.
Screwed ass, it's 85. I also updated the command for Wings for Life to explain it better.
Can I kill you next? If I remember Guns of War, if I remember.
Definitely the run has got the best Requiem buff.
What?
Hey, you!
Real Slayer 21, thank you!
Twinkie!
Zweihanda!
Okay friggin trousers
That's all right, okay
What is there crispy? Oh atomic hard DLC for trailer dropped. I
Wonder if they're gonna corp they've corp on me for every single DLC for that game
It's fun to play through them man
I don't remember if we've seen what the new DLC looks like before the trailer. They apparently drop now
Oh, no, wait, don't
I'm gonna run towards sif I think
I can choose which day I do the Crimson Desert Corp on
down zero that's 42
I love the capsule of it
you'll have thanks for the one year
welcome back we'll be doing the game
Don't do it Sunday. I mean I'm good probably gonna do it. I'm gonna play Crimson Desert on release
And I think I can choose to do the corp on release or like one day or two days after
But I'm playing Crimson Desert on release
Hope it's good
Bane, Bane, Bane, Bane...
Oh hell, that sounds good, except the L.
Wait, do you have a link to the trailer for it? Cause I'm kinda curious.
That was a thousand right.
A lot of go-tie tonight we have.
Um, okay, you.
Oi!
Let me see this.
I have played every DLC for this game, and they have been so dank, some of them.
It's insane.
Is this Jeff Plays guitar?
more of the bloody enemies less robots please
Uncover the story's conclusion.
Oh shit, I should go kill Lotrik.
Oh Grime 2 is end of March?
Oh shit, so many games coming out dude.
Fatal Frame 2 remake in like 6 days or a week or some.
And then Crimson Desert and then Grime 2?
Yeah, damn, we're eating good. Rice up gamers.
Any plans on playing Cryo with the lads?
The lads is not gonna happen for the next month, I guarantee you that.
Will I play Doom Dark Ages DLC? Yeah, I would, I would.
No, Salad is down to lads because Salad streams very early and then he ends like around five
or some. Like he raided me like an hour ago. So he's always down to lads.
Lepha apparently found a lad-like game that is like monster but multiplayer. He
said it was real good.
Oh, I don't speak to him out as our they should be fine though
Let's go to miss Takashi real quick. No, he said he's fine
Mr.. Takashi is the best friend in the world
I was thinking of going for devil may cry games and heard mixed about some of the originals
What are your thoughts on them? No, they're good. The only one that's like meh is like dark devil may cry 2
But devil may cry 1 3 4 5 6 are all bangers. They're all bangers 2 is the only one that's like
Not too great
And you I mean 5 5 I mean 5
alright five yeah you can you can literally just skip to literally just
skip devil may cry to it doesn't add anything to the plot or anything that I
remember at least
I forgot to upgrade this what the fuck
I
Great to be back
Why I the thing is I know those are dangerous I know they are scary and dangerous
But I like underestimate them. I've died like that before. It's not the first time. I
Know they're dangerous don't underestimate them now in the future get warmed up buddy. Come on. Let's go
This run will get to an Orlando no doubt like actually no doubt
Hi, guard.
Hey, you!
Here cut to try to cut the remaining strands of hair on Ella's head.
Now 53 that's our total.
This isn't a podcast brav. You're playing a video game.
That's true.
You need to pay attention and not die due to underestimating enemies.
Look at chat and start yapping worse than what Bavarian does to be as deep in chat on Saturday
That's true. It's all true actually
Nice.
There's a demon spear. It's good. Yeah, let's use what you get. Yeah, it auto-equips
anything I lose do you notice did you play the age of sunlight mode for this I don't think
I have I played daughter of ash or whatever
oh yeah maybe there's a Leon mod for this
you want me to mold dirty physical yeah dirty would be pretty good to be honest
man says fuck no true I haven't tried D2 warlock no
I mean honestly out of the rando I guess.
I play through it twice. I'm good for now.
you know what up steppard sorry to hear that bro sometimes we
do have them but it do be making us all so stronger.
I will play Dusk Bloods when it releases, yes.
I will.
Yo, regal, thank you. I saw you were doing this too.
I don't remember how much a brave warrior is. There's a key item here. Is it the weapon box?
Ah.
Oh, this is fire. Nice, Regal. Nice. Absolute classic, that is.
I think I'll check who Gargoyles is.
Hey, Lil' Jazz. Since you are no longer allowed to speak while playing this game, could you
maybe hire a personal mute VR person that can entertain chat while you are resetting
every 20 minutes? I was thinking of a VR guard field would seat the chat the best
smile smiley face Smoller Fevs.
Fucking hell.
I just noticed my 3-in-1, what was that, lunch tool?
Was made in Sweden?
Did you know half of Expedition 33 story was made in Sweden?
Or written in Sweden?
He does regal, but I'm quick rolling.
Don't you dare talk sick me.
Well, there's a dragon ass in the fucking ladder room.
Oh, it's over.
It's so over, dude.
He will one-shot me, and I'm just dead.
Shit.
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
I know why we go Bluytown instead, fuck that. Get some levels and health.
Y'know, listen. The Expedition 33 Rider is like half Swedish, alright?
Okay. I know, because I spoke to her and we're best friends now, alright?
Yeah, it was great, Ella's massive dent, it was great.
We looked at it- No, I did actually speak to her at the Swedish Game Awards.
I was actually a little bit starstruck.
I was like, shit, she's the one who wrote this fucking story.
That's crazy.
And then when I talked about the story to her, I was scared of spoiling her about a certain character.
Because when I talk about that game, I'm scared of spoiling people.
I know she wrote it, but it's just automatic.
It's just automatic.
Okay, pay attention, that's a dark sorcerer.
Maybe she didn't beat it yet.
Alright, to be fair, I didn't ask her if she played it.
Awww!
Vry!
Hey, you!
This is...
That holo could be a painter world holo, and then I'm... dead.
Okay, it was not, thank God.
Nice!
Good.
I didn't tell her good luck on your riding endeavors.
Well I died this run? No I won't.
Oh that's a red phantom. Okay.
I'm gonna she's
50 subs on if you really believe bro. I just gave 120 subs today. I don't have a fucking great shadow legends Corp up
Chat things I can just fucking gift 50 subs every second of every minute of every stream
I'm not the bill gates
The
Little brothers like it, mansions around the world who complains about spending 0.05% of his wealth, SMH.
Right, yeah. I forgot about those mansions.
Monke! Monke is here!
Okay, he did a running attack, good, now we go.
I'm going to put a little hub here and wait a bit.
I made a command like Exclamation mark new rando I think that explains shortly like
what's changed.
was something like that yeah I can reach my new rando yeah there it is
I'm hoping how clean is my desk it's actually pretty clean you know whose
room is not fucking clean Mika's you can't even enter that room without
stumbling on something. I should go and take a picture and show. She probably removed my
eyelids though. Or suplex me. She's not like a suplex arc now. She says she's gonna suplex
Thanks everyone.
Alright, let's go.
could it be Priscilla? oh it's Priscilla, okay
exactly where he was mesmerizing
Great!
I have no- chat, be quiet.
Poison shut off already!
She's here, she's here.
I'm pinpointing her position with my Sennheiser's.
She's in my right ear.
right there
We're not getting a run today, that means XCOM tomorrow, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
High guard fell as expected. It was hit by an invisible force.
No, we garfed at the end of last stream. It's going to be another month until another garf.
Can we one v one League of Legends?
No we cannot.
Ciff!
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah.
Jalee spoke to Aijian about High Guard and how much the game means to him.
High Guard will be the most important shooter ever released and will shape the entire future
of the game's industry.
I've not been as emotionally moved on this level by a project since multiversists.
Holy shit.
Maybe he's just new to those type of games and he didn't know like other games like like other games like it existed, you know?
I
Finished a show yesterday with oh man, what's his name?
Herschel, let me ask you something
Shane from walking dead now, I don't remember his name now
Yeah, Bernthal. Yeah, he's so good, dude. I finished a show with him called His and
Hers. It was nice. That show was good. I liked it. W memory. Yeah, that was a good show,
man.
If it is game without a guide, yeah man.
No new movies.
I watched Good Boy, that dog horror movie.
It was kind of meh, in my book.
Aikujo, isn't that...
Who is that?
That's the book first, right?
Isn't it?
Stephen King.
Yeah, Stephen King.
Yeah.
I was going to say Steven Spielberg, but then I'm like, no, that is not it.
I'm not going to make Chad laugh at me.
again I've seen a night of the seven kingdoms yeah man it's great it was
really good. Talkin time you said Corey Taylor wasn't there for God of War? I didn't say
that, that was a chatter and I corrected him. I said Corey Taylor is a singer of Slipknot.
Not me yet.
Imagine the level of studio death that could happen if Aline Jeff joined forces.
I have never killed a fucking studio.
Oh, key to the seal. The Ankhedushes' Kite Shield. That's nice.
The fucking emotes. Oh my god.
Come again.
We'll make sure of staffs.
Studio did Fafa Banker see wasn't it the publisher that Fafa Banker see and not the stick studio
Yeah, see
You big bad wills thanks for the one hundred and ten dude. Thank you
See.
Was the new sticks bad?
It definitely wasn't as good as the other two.
Sticks one is still to go.
I think I've tried it you Ruben Mack thanks to the 22 man thank you thank you bro for
Humanities, sure
Don't hydrate thanks for the 34
You should hydrate
Very important.
Hey, you!
A lot more things in 58 centimons supposed to work on a game based on Chris's wife.
Yay, I heard so. I think that's a great idea, though.
Ooh, nice.
Come back soon.
They claim it'll be more action-oriented. I mean, I just want to see a bloodied-up fey going ham, dude
Ooh, Gravelord! Bang or weapon though. Okay, I'm going to Andres now. I'm not gonna loot more
See if I can get- get rid of this heavy armor
Why do I always have a Titanide demon here? Sub-Hadrama
This weapon has a dank R2, would like dust sprouting out of it or some shit.
So weird.
Mondai is presenting a new game tomorrow midnight.
Oh.
I have no creature.
Only the teaser.
Yeah, this weapon is sick. It's really good. It has a really nice sprinting attack too.
Andre
Yeah, any new equipment you get autumn cold gets auto equipped so if I buy a new armory will auto equip
I think the Bond game is gonna be cool.
Last light, final light.
Final light something.
Yes, you should slain. It's part of the strat.
Oh I just heard four kings. Four kings is in butterfly arena I think.
War Kings is definitely in that arena.
No doubt.
I
Limer
Yeah, we're running.
I'm afraid that's the hardest part though.
I find a source of twinkling now, oh, Buddy Boy.
Oh, a buddy boy.
Can I please get rid of his armor?
Please?
Any body armor?
Okay.
Thank you.
Nice.
All right.
Yeah, we're tight.
You can't use spells, yeah?
I don't feel like doing it. I did two playthroughs and then I'm like, yeah, maybe when the rando
is out for it in a while. Well I'd rather go try the asylum or start XCOM okay
watch out for the right that should be fine
definitely nice guns let's go let's see let's try gargoyles and see what we have
hey you the new hardcore r4r mode you mean the new rando for reasonable for
updated yeah they released by a random 2.0 for reasonable for remake so they've
added more guns to the randomizer and they've also added apparently like this
event system where you get like random events happening it sounds really sick
Oh, that's a boat. No, is it a bone wheel? Yeah, it is.
Okay.
Uh oh.
Okay.
Okay.
I, I, I, okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
It's going to get the fuck out of here.
Oh yeah, I forgot the firecupers, so...
The next big game I'm excited for? I mean Fatal Frame 2 Remake, which is in like a week, and
after that it's Crimson Desert.
Yeah, what up D-Chains?
Now Fatal Frame 2 is probably the game I've flushed the most out of any game, but this
is the remake of it, so I mean I'm curious to see how it's going to be.
Nice.
Okay.
What?
Okay.
Oh my god, my man animation cancelled, holy.
Oh my god.
Who is this gamer?
of
Yeah, we can see we got a rando up there, that's kind of cool.
I'm not returning to Bonkron, I'm just de-aggrowing them.
No, I did it, I did it!
Oh, thanks Miyazaki.
I did not mean to jump there.
That's why you hold the block all the time.
Nice.
nice what's log
that's why do I have dragon ass everywhere
can I learn down please oh shit
Fuck.
Ah.
Ah.
It's a bit of a problem in it.
I think music is back, is.
I saw a new atomic hard DLC trailer, yeah.
Is this same merchant run as Hobbs?
Yes, the exact same.
I guess I'm going to Blightown.
I could also go to Sif, but that means I'd have to kill the Hydra.
And the Hydra isn't hard, but they might drop a new weapon, and I'd rather go for Blightown
first and see what's up. True exceptio. Maybe I should bring back the paint emote thing.
Sometimes I miss it, but ban all our stalfos.
I might call it up on House of the Dragon. I've never even watched it.
oops
is it good?
is it worth? no?
It sounds like a boss just died.
What the fuck, man?
Why do I have dragon ass everywhere?
Chill.
Where I'd go is dragon ass.
Why is that guy aggroed from all the way there? Jesus.
Alright, I mean it's fine.
Remember to heal though.
It's dragon fights or medieval times, Admiral Nights fights on top of that.
That sounds good, yeah.
What do we have here?
Come on, let's get something going.
Oh, it's centipede, you man.
I can hit him again there.
Whoo! May our thanks for the 15 Howdy!
Uh, Chris, thanks for the two man.
And Kali, thanks for the three and Bon Bro and I, thanks to the 11.
They officially announced Black Flag remake.
Oh, they did?
do you have a source for this huh IGN it was a phoenix francescary blacklight
re-synced the remake we all knew was coming. Oh. Hey, you.
I don't remember what kid up cock is got filled but I really like it argument so that one
Ooh, no.
No.
Not doing that.
Let's try to go to Siphen.
I really want to check the shop here, but what if it gives me a new weapon, that'd be annoying.
Wait, I've checked the shop here.
Oh yeah, right.
Oh yeah, Moscow the Father, it might make me quick roll.
But I'll wait a bit, I'll wait a bit.
He does have ads in his rando bubbles he does that's why it's scary and they
deal a lot of damage
yeah I'm gonna do witcher three like before the final deal see I guess that
That is the point...at least.
The thing is, what if I...I have played Witcher 3 for like 30 hours, a lot of it was spent
molding, but I have played it and...I feel like I'll get burnt out quite easily.
But it was many years ago, so we'll see.
Yeah.
Probably true.
If you appreciated Witcher 2, it's impossible not to appreciate the third game.
Yeah, I thought the first game was quite a lot better than the second one though.
Witcher 1 was godlike.
The second game was like, eh, very PS3 Xbox 360 era.
Okay, on the dragon. That's alright. I can- I can work with this.
I don't really know why, but it is so I can't share it.
But there is another rando that is pretty similar on Mix's Mods.
What a mental area dude.
Are you?
My man is a god sniper. Oh
My Jesus how fast does he shoot these I'm hidden behind here though nice
He did a Monday Wow
Radio Kappa, the head box was sick, yeah.
Yeah, I kind of do for a kill.
.
.
.
.
.
the
the random virus let us PC yeah
I
You put the random files in my gaming for okay. I sick
The reason I'm not picking up any
items is because I have a good sword and I want to use it to kill Sif here or
whoever it's gonna be if you mentioned do this fight early on is 40,000 souls
which is a wall just don't be Manus or Calamity
oh it's super orange team
oh I'm fucking dead nice
that's scary. Is it over?
You're running attack.
Nice counter hit.
Good shit.
Nice!
6 Homeward Bones, okay.
7 Homeward Bones, nice.
Uh, maybe with this health I'll try to go through Gargoyles, but that dragon ass that's
over there is just so scary.
So I'm off. That's a tier two seventy. Yeah, very nice of you. I think
Hey Yoshi, okay, we have a lot of health now. I mean, I'll give it a go. Let's see
I
Yeah, Regal's terrifying
Does Yoshi like hogs when he's in the mood for it
He's a bit what do you say like introverted
If I was in an emergency, do you think you should go get help?
Not a chance in hell.
There's no way ever.
He would get distracted by some little yellow spot in the snow as I'm bleeding out on
the road and then it would sniff it for 10 minutes only to walk one meter away
and find another spot and sniff it for 10 minutes
Let's do things the one-off Harry man, thank you.
Okay, dragon ass. Let's see what's up.
That's bloody terrifying, isn't it?
Bloody... bloody terrifying, yeah?
Okay, I don't know what to do here. Killing this guy is just out of a question. And then
The thing is, I'm blocked by a demon in the other doorway, so I can't rush through either.
This is just the worst.
So bald.
Dragon equals ass.
I mean, I could bait a jump, maybe. Can you jump?
Can you jump if you
Can you jump if I get a jump I'm gonna go for it
jump. I'm just gonna yolo it. Fuck it. I can't. I can't. And then there's a giant
humanity in the way. Thank you Miyazaki! I'm fucking dead.
No, don't let the humanity come here.
I'm alive, nice.
Okay, well, we made it.
That was so scary.
I'm gonna use humanity a bit.
I wanna be full of it.
And now it's gonna be mad as a chalamet in it.
see. Is that pr- no, it's Seath. Oh, it- I'm dead. I have- oh, every time I've seen Salad
or Diss to get Seath here, they- they always die. I swear, I- I've never seen either Salad
or Seath get past- Salad or Diss to get past Seath here. They- they just get pushed
off the roof or get one shot by him. It's fucking over. It's not even fun how over it
is. This beat him once here but all the times died. I mean, yeah.
Well, it was fun while the last day.
It's over now. It was a fun run chat, but it's still a fun run
Do their thing
Okay, well, B-Bone, nice.
B-Bone!
Okay, I'm happy.
There's still items to loot in the church though, but I'm not doing that now.
I forgot about the semen.
The thing is, I thought I would get pushed off the roof by the tentacles, because that's
what I saw happen to you.
I think it was this, or maybe it was that.
I think this got one job by him.
But I have a lot of health now because I killed all the bosses.
All right, wait does that mean sense is open? Yeah, it does
well
The wrapped whipped you off of this tentacles of that rat
It's a bug sunlight blade
It's a 30 faith for that that is a good thing though
Well, let's head into the sense of the fortress was the last time I was clean shaved.
Oh, I don't even want to think about that Jesus Christ.
Probably the wedding incident.
There's a photo on my Instagram when I'm standing there in a suit.
I was cleanly shaved then.
that that night changed me man I was never the same for the better
I
Firekeepers fucking dead
of
Oh, yeah, there's Demon Titanites to upgrade this.
I could have actually bought that.
However, we have a Black Knight sword here.
I mean, I'm not gonna buy it now.
We gotta save it for when...
We're... we're... we're cooked.
Also, don't get that much.
Happy Living Cape with the next sword.
oh hey see we made it to sense that's good hopefully it's not great lorded yeah
I'll be able to buy the sword only once yeah and it's one of the best weapons in
the game especially if I find a twinkling source like a merchant that has
infinite twinkling time tonight I could just plus five it and about a big
lot of boom okay focus here crystal hall is there crystal archer it looks like
an archer no it's okay it's a crystal there's no way there's no way how do
How do they always make it through?
That is called use when you see mismatch, but it's not nearly as fun.
Any last plans?
No, there won't be lads for like a month or more.
RE9 sold 5 million copies already?
Holy...
That's awesome. I wonder what the cost was for the game.
uh ski bear thanks 52 dude
Nice.
nice
one of the most profitable game ever
probably someone like stardew valley
yeah
yeah it's a good question i'm sure you can google that though
oh yeah gta 5 with gta online
or minecraft yeah
true
Okay, there's some cheaper bones here. That's nice. I'll buy some of these
Wow, that is pretty ass.
I think this is an unlimited source of twinkling, but they are 2,000 each.
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
A cold club is here.
And grass crest shield, wow.
that's a good store it's actually a good store damn it's very very tempting to get
that black knight sword and plus five it but it will be such a waste cuz I have a
good weapon and then I gotta start looting so it'd be kind of a waste
I can't plus to this yeah I bought them right yeah I did
is there a way to get to safe that does not go past the Hydra yes if you have
have the uh... chris of art or is
always a fortnight
all four
fortnight
all the long
was a really fortnight
dungeon fighter online
raised twenty two billion dollars
Apparently the answer is Pac-Man, $39 billion after inflation.
Who are we fighting?
Oh, oh wait, that's weird.
I could d- well I never fought Gwynelyn here.
I'm sure he's going to teleport back here, right?
Yeah.
The one...the one...the one...
Arrows? Yeah? Nice, you're dead.
Right. Sick. And Orlando. I'm gonna go get the dog out and stuff.
Hmm
Don't go
you
Hey you
You
Hey you
Oh my god, that shit was so good.
I think season 2 was pretty good too.
And I like my home.
You
Dog is out already
What I remember that I opened my YouTube recommended patience is like a prism break thing
So Mika got a 24-7 channel are you getting one yeah, probably I will yeah
How does this weapon scale? Probably poorly right?
E-E, but that's un-upgraded, okay.
We're gonna need, what is it, 17?
Put some strength in. We're gonna need some for next weapons.
Isn't it me, I got pain to get those moderated? I don't know.
Just let it be Wild West dude.
Fuck it.
Swordbreaker 38.
Day 4 after a breakup, having it hard but everything will be alright soon.
Yeah, well man.
Of course it will dude.
It always will. You'll always be fine man.
And Lawye thanks for the 3 and Tekka thanks for the 53.
You know what you should do now Swordbreaker?
You should go for a run.
In fact, you should sign up for Wings for Life.
This dream the charity run, that's right
Should I break up because everything will be good
No, I mean unless you're not happy, I guess I mean I guess I mean I don't know
Finish FF 16 what a banger. Yeah, it's cool side missions not really cool though
In my book
I'll sign up right now if you promise to play sharks and minnows I've already played that
I
If a lot of people sign up and each go for only like one kilometer, they will make the
Did the rebel car go this circumference of the earth to catch up?
No, probably not.
Yeah, exactly bubbles.
Don't drop me a shitty ass weapon, alright?
In fact, don't draw me anything, great.
Did you see that the ninth media CEO said you need to viewbot in the Twitch YouTube
space, otherwise you're at disadvantage?
I mean, I think it's way more common than...
I think it's very common view-bottom for sure.
I'm not looking to chat on rafters though.
Like, you don't really get punished for doing it, do you?
Hey, is she?
What the fuck was- oh.
Hey, you.
Yeah, sovereign, exactly.
I have two ranged people at the end of this, rafters.
Fuck it, I'm full sending.
I'm going backwards. I'm waiting for this guy to come to me.
Crispy critters.
Yeah exactly that's the whole problem with it. I mean you could get viewbotted by someone
And then Twitch can't ban you for it.
Oh fuck.
Uh...
That's...
That's not good.
I...
There's no fence on the side of this bridge.
and I think he deals a lot of damage
As it does nothing in the rando, maybe I can run under his armpits.
Oh, okay. Well, yeah. We take him. Fuck it.
I don't even need to kill him, I don't know why I am, he should despawn when I make it
dark anyways.
Not that I have anything to make it dark with, unless Giant Blacksmith has something.
Hey, 195 IQ, insane fashion.
Yeah, yeah it is.
Rewarded with mail breaker huh?
Say it ain't so, whoa, whoa, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk,
This guy has no weapon.
Playing Guitar Hero 2 Offscreen?
Um, no.
That's one of them Bly Town dudes.
I
Could you jump at me wow, okay
What do I usually listen to when I go running?
Well, today I was listening to Expedition 33, like, the Gommash music.
A bit dramatic, but sometimes we're in the mood for that, you know?
I just do a lot of the times. I just listen to the black parade
Sometimes I'm I'm
Arch enemy sometimes I'm dude, I'm all over the place
Zoom
Yeah solid it's true
average running distance do a lot of 5k's now because my hamstring starts
hurting after but it was a 7k today so that's cool
7k threshold, did you see the game from the Legacy of Cane Devs?
Dead House Sonata, I- no I don't recognize that.
Hold up.
Sharkoal, nice.
Ooooooh, he has regular Titanite and large Titanite.
Ooooooh, that's really good.
and another black knight sword okay it's got my boy havels ring too you know pretty
good pretty good I think I'm just gonna grab this to be fair for this boss fight
I want to go past it should make me light roll how am I not light rolling
with this scammed actual scammed it's over how much is his weapon weight 10 but
I have 20 and this was 10 this is to look 1.8 oh it's Paladin gauntlet 7.6
do you have gauntlets? yeah great you know what I'm gonna buy it and see if it
yeah I'm still mid-rolling
can't they just equip eastern gauntlets this once oh yeah I can upgrade my
weapon is true. Oh, maybe I spend too many souls now to do it though. Yeah, it's... I
could have plus two it. It's 5k per upgrade on these, very expensive. It's all right though.
All good, all good. Bunger buddy, thanks 26 man. I'll lie, 69. Glendoron wasn't flushed
again all six and I mean what was it I I um if you want to rage bait this just
going to stream and tell him to start doing runs I think Orclon is doing
runs right now
I don't have a shield.
Gaping dragon or what is what is this? Is it gaping? No it's quail egg what?
This is fine
How am I supposed to not yell?
And I died, Watha!
I'm yoloing.
Okay, loud. You know I'm just going to lower your volume, because this sound effect is so damn loud,
but I want to be prepared if it's ceaseless.
Oh, I have no idea what it...
Can you walk into the lava?
Oh!
Oh!
I know where you are!
Haha!
Yeah!
That's so sick!
That's like the perfect combination of bosses right there.
Peek me, Azaki.
Peek!
Boom!
Well, I mean, we do have a Black Knight sword and we're just gonna go loot right now.
Do I have anything to kill?
We can't even make it dark in Orlando unless you can like, with perk?
Probably not.
Oh is it Orch-Lon? I thought I thought yeah I okay thank you.
If I could kill her this would be nice because it just despawns most of the
enemies.
I can't reach!
Can you give me a fire bomb if I join your covenants?
Wait.
Wait, this is good!
I think Giant Blacksmith sells arrows.
Yeah!
Nice!
Now I can kill her.
Yo, Lootpus, thanks for inspiring me to be more active.
Oh, I just signed up for that fitness and starting tomorrow. Let's go, Lootpus.
Very proud of you, bro. You know what you also can sign up for?
wings for life baby join the stream team every register if he is directed to
the charity yeah I don't know how many members we are now oh fuck don't look
now I'm not gonna throw this run rule 68 registered and 14 non-register
we're almost at 100. Did I lose the web bomb? What is a web bomb?
Yes! Alright, we got this. Very good.
Could be Bolt, Sniper, Bolt, like a standard arrow.
Five for you this shit.
I'm just gonna bone back
Ha
Ragnar I think 65
Um, no, I already know it was phenomenal. It was really good. It was very very good
Before to divinity to is that the one I wanted to play like the third person like kind of like gothic like
like, male? Maybe do we're here?
Am I using any supplements? No, I don't actually do any supplements at the moment. No. Nothing.
I'm just trying to get good at running man. I mean you can do supplements for that but
no. The answer is no. Yeah, don't worry I'm not gonna spoil shit for
for our nine. It's all good. We're gonna check this chest. My next running? Well, it's
The wings for life in May.
Moose!
I'm not sure we, oh maybe we do have KFC in Sweden, I don't remember, maybe in Stockholm.
How far they're on last time?
I did, um, 7k today.
There's a threshold around me.
Yeah, I'm light rolling, yeah.
What happened with the Red Bull thing? You mean the Red Bull 24 hours?
Yeah, yeah, that was a few weekends ago.
It was sick.
Crazy ass event, to be honest.
How does Wings for Life work, if I sign up?
Wings for Life is the world's biggest charity running events.
You don't even have to run, you can walk or whatever.
Basically you have an app called Wings for Life and on the same day, the whole world, it's global, everyone's going to run at the same time and there's a car in the app that chases you.
When that car catches you, that's your finish line. So you can run in your backyard if you want, or walk or whatever the hell.
and every register fee which is 25 bucks to go straight to the charity yeah you die
Raleigh it's over it's GPS based yeah if I remember correctly I think that's the
charity that a bunch of soul streamers in an event for this past weekend yes
That was also wings for life. Yeah, but they did like a souls thing
Am I dry they do have physical cars in like big cities like in Stockholm
They actually have a physical car that chases you I
Believe and then in some other places like in Merck. I'm sure
It doesn't run you over by obvious how long is the race okay so what happens is
you have 30 minutes to run before the car starts and when the car starts it
starts at 15 kilometers per hour and then it gradually increases I think the
record is someone running like 60k or something before getting caught
hey you have a lot of souls probably use it so basically we have a stream group
where people from stream can just join and we can see how much we've gathered
for the charity which is two thousand one hundred forty eight buck a roose
How much dexterity for this boat? This boat's kind of good.
Oh, it's 18. Oh shit, let's go. Well, we got it.
Um, yeah, get some strength.
What's the deadline? I mean, the event is in May.
It's in May.
Nice lock-on.
Nice lock-on.
Oh, yeah, Pierce vs. Skeleton is great.
Next big game I'll look forward to. I mean Fatal Frame 2 Remake is in like
week after that it's Crimson Desert so yeah those games yeah well I stream my
run yeah we're working on trying to do that in some way I just don't want to
run with a streaming backpack on ever again
Fucking hells. God damn this fucking lock on. Please.
But if there's like enough people maybe in Stholcum or something, I'm sure they would hire like, uh, like an arena where people can run in a circle.
Then we could actually put up a live stream camera and then just see who lives or I mean who survives the longest
And that would be sick. That'd be cool.
I know there's some fucking ultra runners in this chat man.
God I hate post. It's too dark in here to lock on though.
You could barely run to your fridge and see that's the beauty of it. You don't even have to run
Can just walk like my my friend he did he did wings for left last year
And he just walked with his with his stroller like with his kid and it was like a 40-minute walk until the car caught him
So it's not long if you don't want it to be long at all
I thought this bow was good. I guess it's not pretty though
Yeah, you can walk your dog. Yeah, Mika is gonna do that she's gonna walk Yoshi
That's it
I'm gonna die to this guy because I just can't lock on
You can't do a car no I think they bust you for that
Do not backstab me
I have 14 arrows left, can you stop blocking please?
Oh yeah, I guess I could, I could attack with this!
I have, yeah I forgot.
What is the event happening?
How do I join the group?
Otherwise, Exhumation Mark W-WFL takes you to it.
We have to register through the app,
which is just called Wings for Life of World Run.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
And then it's Elias Mega Team.
Listen, it's a placeholder name, all right?
Maybe. Who knows.
Oh, Skull Lantern!
I don't have large ember.
Well, that's not a surprise, because I haven't looted shit.
Because you can search teams to join, and then you can join the team, and then you can just register.
It's very easy because I was up late watching hentai
Very straight forward
Magic Mazdafx42
Alright let's...
I could go in plus five this and then just kill everything and then loot everything
I think I will
That's the safest bet
Yeah, so we leave into PC market, yeah
Which team is Adam?
I could ask him to join my team
Okay, you.
Are we having better RNG than me, brother?
Yeah, it's going alright, Leppa, to be fair.
I haven't run that going, at least.
Okay, you.
Can we maybe buy Ella Mega Team Shirts before May?
You know what? That's not a bad idea.
And then give the Prophet to the charity.
That's actually a great idea.
There is no way I'm clicking a forcing clip of him checking his discord where his viewers
gets to post things.
There's going to be horse cock like that.
There is no way I'm ever touching that clip. Ever.
It's a good clip.
Okay, fine. I'll take it, oh fine.
Hey, you!
Hey, that's wholesome.
Bro, I'm not having
I fucking Jesus drunk bomb on a black guy
Isn't that a tour out of fucking context I thought that was a shirt that's a torch
Yeah, it's griefer Jesus and CJ I
Get it I get it
Nine plus five.
Yeah, we gotta do San Andreas Chaos mod.
We do.
Started tomorrow, but it might do XCOM tomorrow.
The XCOM Honest Man Run with Twitch integration.
And keep in mind, I said MIGHT, I didn't say PROMISE, I said MIGHT.
A lot of you like to think I'm saying PROMISE, when I never say I PROMISE anything.
Why are you edging us ma- Oh yeah, salad! I was looking for that uh, Twitch integration thing.
Is it the one on Github?
Because I don't think there's one on Nexus mods, or maybe there was one, and I don't remember.
It's on Steam forums.
Yeeeah! Okay, I think I saw that one, yeah. Cool.
Dude, this guy's a god gamer.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Key to the depths.
Hey, that's actually really good.
Is that the one that opens on the bridge?
Or is that the one to the sewers?
I should know this but I don't remember.
The leading...
Open door leading from lower bur to depth, yeah of course that's called a depth.
Listen, I'm a bit rusty alright, I'm a little bit rusty.
So we still need the other key to lower...
We need the key to lower undead bur, that's what it's called, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So that key item is actually huge though, that's a good item to get.
There is no way that's a tutorial for the integration email. Had anyone else posted it, I would've
believed it but it's you posting it so I don't believe it
I told you
Yeah, the depths are going to be very cursed.
Any Lord Vessel enjoyers?
No?
Okay.
Well, we have one other item to- well, actually, we have plenty of other items to
grab was a dark zero we have a mimic up here
Oh, you're a mimic. Okay. Sorry, not sorry.
Well, we could go in plus five that mace, I suppose.
I have a havels ring and ring of fat the god set up time to throw no long
to be on odd dude I I didn't know how I did all the doll I could enter painted
world Wow okay this is really good hmm I'm just planning there's still a few
items here. We should kill Gwyndolin, whoever's in that room, unless it's Gwynd,
then I'm out of there, or Ceaseless, then the run is just dead.
What else?
There's not too many items to loot in Anor Londa. I'd love to just finish looting all
the items here so I know Lord Vessel is not here at least.
Is that a mimic? Oh no, it's a bird.
I would love to go in plus five of this. I don't want to... or how much damage do
I deal with this, like, nothing.
I mean, I'm gonna stun Locker to death, I guess.
Yeah, I got a rungo in. He's a peasy.
This mod can make viewers into enemies. Allies and hostages, and you can even do poles to have Twitch chat vote on what happens doing a mission.
I wouldn't do the voting thing, but the other thing is cool, though.
I just wanted to choose random chatters to be enemies and other characters.
Like, uh, Salad Hat, hey, you.
Cause that shit seems hilarious.
And if someone misses a 95% shot, that's a ban.
I'd love to have a...
I'd love to have a plus 5 mace but...
I have to kill this guy, he's gonna chase me.
There's some of the banner load chat integration didn't work out. Oh, it did that one worked. I played with it
Nice side GNC do you have why don't you take a trip downtown and cloud the Lord vessel white skeleton PLS
You I don't think so
Oh wait chatters in your team also chat in game they do wait that's kind of funny I
like it wait that's awesome I need to do this run yeah if this run dies and I
don't get anything else going I'm the I gotta do that tomorrow man that XCOM
run with twitch integration honest man right honest man wait enemies can also
type in game people who become the enemies
oh fuck that's so tied dude but I mean if this runs going I have to keep this
going you know we have two good key items already not just chatters in your
team but enemies can also get chatter names and they can communicate as well
That's awesome actually. I really like that.
That's super fun.
Once we get 10 subs, if he dies 100 subs peaky.
I mean I'm not sure I'm gonna name, I'm not gonna like manually name, I just wanted to
pick Twitch Chatters.
Wait is that the actual tutorial link there?
Oh it actually is?
Okay.
I'm gonna set that up after stream probably so I'm gonna save that link. Thank you
That's the fucking Florida vlog
How are y'all in such like singed everyone should sing yes I
Think that is everything no it's not
there's I've already looted this but that room yeah that lizard is a title
nine demon
Hey you!
Yaw, Savannah Musavix, 68!
Yaw!
Nice intro.
Hey you!
Is there something- okay, let me save that link.
Thank you, Charlotte.
Thank you, man.
XCOM twitch integration
Is the as rule the dice part of it
Yeah, I hear it says twitch name and if so if if
SWF delicious were to type it shows up in the game
And then there's enemies captain my captain
That's fucking awesome. You have the actual tutorial
Naruto German opening, okay
if you believe it
oh okay okay okay I think this part of
Analondo no there is one more item
actually one more
Naruto I'm on my way oh shit new
members yeah people to join thank you
come on yeah remember you you can change
your name on wings for life I like I
I just have my twitch name.
Why do you do God of War marathon?
You should dress up in cosplay as Kratos swords.
I should dress up as Kratos swords.
What?
No!
Mid-rolling!
No, this is a good ring from Light Sound.
How many wings do we have to eat for your team to win the event?
I'm not sure there is like a winning team like that you can see how long like how many kilometers every team has done though on
The website which is cool
Yeah, I'll get
I should buy a lot of go also I forgot he has a lot of go just in case I find the large ember. All right. Let's go
damn physical dammit
now you want wings? I'm actually a huge fan of wings man
I don't know it's something about the bone
thanks for the 65s art and
please send this, thanks for the happy years, have a happy 68
thank you
I mean I'll eat it. I like it more now than when I was younger. But if I eat, if I bite
into the bone I get like whoo you know but I'm becoming less soy about it with
age
there's the dark moon blade run yeah I got the chest behind a blacksmith yeah
You can't eat chicken feet either. No, I know. I've never done that. No. No.
Hop, back to the blacksmith we go.
To be honest, I could check which boss this is first, or I could run back to the blacksmith
and just wait, me and what souls though.
I have a lot of stuff, no, we're fine, we're fine.
Where is she
No Jack.
No, I'm gonna buy a Fire Risen too I will.
That's uh, I think, didn't I buy some?
Oh no I didn't.
I guess it was too expensive.
I got to make sure she doesn't appear.
We'll buy that.
We'll upgrade this claymore to plus five which is...
Yeah, it's not too bad with fire resin man.
We'll buy more Titanite shards.
we can buy a lot of gochards. Any plans for chaos? No, I just replayed that game
a long ago. Jogged, nine years! I want an experience as the be here. Thank you.
LN chap rolls freaking great moments. Yeah, thank you Jogged. Jesus. I should be
the one thanking you. Will I play? Will I hit up Crimson Desert on release?
Yeah, I am. The moment I can play it, I'm gonna try it.
Alright, we got plenty of time tonight.
Now we equip this, and we're out of here.
I also hope Crimson Desert is good.
I've heard people complain a bit about the controls that they're dank, but- oh, wait,
I'm going to do this.
Thank you, Machia. Thank you.
I'll let 27.
All right, who do we have here?
If it's Gwyn, I'm boning out immediately.
If it's Ceaseless, well, the run's dead.
Yeah, it's Claymore plus five.
do you know what my damage is good I'll take it
oh that is fucking terrifying
I need to just climb away here because I'm what if he does this common now I'm
I bet. A gayslab. Yeah, okay.
I got him away from that.
Damn, this damage is like really good.
Gayslab.
Another gayslab? No?
Oh my god the rare hammerhead. The hammer fist. That's Gaze Lab. That's fine. That's
That's fine.
Gaze Lab! Another one. Yep.
That's also Gaze Lab. Can I get the good hand?
I wonder if I can hide behind the pillars on a shotgun move.
How much damage was it with firerace and it's 127 without on a rolling attack.
135?
Okay.
Not huge but it'll add up in this long ass fight.
Oh, okay, well.
That's greedy, I should not do that.
That's greedy, I should not do that.
Just keep doing this, it works.
Don't fix what ain't broken.
And never place yourself at the wall.
I'll just take one attack at a time, I'm fine with that.
Because if he does that and I'm stuck against the wall, I'm probably not dead.
I have a lot of health.
I'm probably fine.
It's going to spell cast soon.
Now.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice. Good hit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Washed I guess. It just jump scared me.
I feel good damage. Like, for these runs, this is actually good damage on Mammus, I think.
Do the good spell. God damn you.
Can't you do like the big AOE spell?
Oh!
I'm not going for three hits, though.
I don't even know how did I not get hit by his double fist there?
I don't even know.
Oh, so far away. It's hard to dodge them.
Should've just ran behind a pillar.
Oh, shit.
SHUSH!
Focus up, soldier.
That's the gay slab.
Alright.
Shotgun?
Shotgun? No.
The rolling attack deals a lot more than than a regular R1.
Is he weaker to piercing attacks?
Probably.
Oh, yeah, maybe it's counter hit.
True.
Oh, look at this damage.
That's a good hit.
Hit.
of
the
Power within.
No!
I mean we have black knight sword to get and I think we have a lot of twinkling we have infinite twinkling to buy anyways
Nice that's that was good
Get a little bit of end.
We're gonna stalk up on twinkling.
Yeah, blacksmith hammer is very...
And same leg got the tail out of the pool. Only problem is I'm pretty sure there's two tails in the pool.
3 even, oh yeah, because of the double fight, yeah.
I actually made some more new random dany dots.
Should explain it a bit more.
I'm not going to dodge.
What do you drop?
Oh ho!
They dropped Demon Tide and I- cool.
Okay.
That is three vagrants, two of them being black phantoms.
Oh my God, this is...
Yeah!
It's Magnus dead, yep.
All of this just works.
I would love to just loot all of Anor Londo so I get it done, but looting that middle
little item is you kind of scary to be fair
address and thanks 55 is Alex 81 thank you guys hope you're both well wait basement key
useless wow
Dude I want to loot that item. I do or is it too greedy to do it?
There's a dark wraith there too
Yeah, let's not throw let's not throw throwing would be so unfortunate
what dinner do you have today? I have lasagna. makes me think of Garfield cart.
You made Ragu and ate half a kilo of it.
Nice.
You ordered mocks through Uber Eats because I'm sick and can't be asked to make anything.
Oh yeah.
I should hope you recover fast, Moulton.
Another victim.
Anonymous gives up the Garfield cart tournament now
That would be I would do it if you could actually spectate in the game, but you can't
Wait his basement keep no no no is it no oh, yeah, yeah, no no no
Oh, fuck.
Do you know what this means?
Yeah, it's really cool that I got the basement key and key to the depth because I can go to lower Undenburg
and to the sewers.
Not only that, I could also go to the...
uh... the Painter World.
That means the Lord Vessel could be in any of those areas too.
Which is fucked.
Yeah, it could be in Upper Bly Town.
You could always be there though
Now I'm not doing paint a world now I'm doing upper and Orlando here, and then I'm going backwards
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I do have roasted iron rings. I could go blight town is true
I have never played stalker to know I never did
If I'm broken pendant, can you loot lord vessel in DLC this randomizer? No
No.
Oh my god.
By why?
What's CPC?
By why?
You played it for one hour minus 90 your...
Fuckin' eh.
Ooooooh, righty then.
Butts.
Yeah butts.
you found iron you found Lord Vessel and Vanillus by a certain iron golem and
Arcturus on S are you sure you activated see now go in a weird rupee
because that's what randomizes the Lord vessel if you don't enable it you just
get it like normally
Oiled up Leon mod.
Wow he didn't he wasn't lying. Oiled up Leon versus evil residents.
I'm not I don't want to spoil our 9 though even though that's very early but yeah.
show it no I'm not gonna spoil I told there's people they're avoiding spoilers
I'm not gonna show anything even if it is the beginning of the game
sloppy yeah it's thank you burritos link there
Spoil it man beat the game twice already yeah but believe it or not I don't think
I'm the main character of the universe I know there's people here that don't want
to be spoiled that's why I don't talk about it even though I am the main
character of the universe every streamer is the main character of the
universe. I'm the main character in your universe, Vink.
Sends fun house. Yay. I think there's a bore up there question is which bore is it?
In here you're not even the main character of your own stream. Yes, I am okay
Yes, I am
Oh my god
Well, I guess we're killing him through that. Do you have armor on your ass, or do you not? I need to know, kind of.
What?
Hold up, I'm not about to get locked in the stairway.
Hey, me!
It's a zoo giving 76!
A council does not exist!
Nice!
Oh my god!
Council is irrelevant.
Wait, is there even an item up here?
Why the hell did I kill him for?
Well, whatever.
Whatever, bro.
I don't even care, man, it is what it is, bro.
Is this supposed to drop an item? Anyways, that's alright. I don't have the
Coggie key, right
of
the
death
of
I did not think that would hit me, but I was wrong yeah
It's watching a bit of this trying to route the speed run for a nine apparently most enemies won't damage you if you don't look at them in first person
It's looking more and more like a train wreck every day. Oh, he's not true. Okay
I saw someone say it earlier also.
It was not the same guy I think, maybe it was.
specific instance where they ignore you if you do it. Yeah.
Is it very specific parts like that one service element? Oh yeah, shit. Sorry. I am
not gonna mention anything people are avoiding spoilers I'll read it and just
trust me that I'm reading it and responding like telekinesis
Oh
Important question who we just smashed more Leon our Chris
yeah I'm pretty sure if you're with Chris you're not the ones mashing
That guy scares me.
Uchi!
Zoooo!
What's up, Peterback?
Hey, you!
I like the Uchi, it's a nice move set, but it needs...
Gotta get some upgrading, dude.
of
banana pizza link okay hold up i gotta kill this guy first
burst like seventy three
Oh they can bleed.
One Humanity.
Banana Pizza Link for Mr Ella to review.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
It's alright I guess.
It's a little bit.
I mean maybe it's just a camera, to be honest.
Don't get me wrong, I would definitely eat it.
To me, it feels a bit overdone, you know?
It's a bit overdone.
As a chat's gonna make me order a banana pizza, I swear.
But I have lasagna, I don't want to.
Man-surfant greatsword.
This weapon's decent, isn't it?
B-scaling, un-upgraded on strength.
And it has a really quick moveset.
Yeah, I need you to get a fork up, Dilke, it's dead.
I have auto-equip on.
Terrified of these guys.
Of their quick combo.
follow up if you're going to do it
follow through do
okay that's good
follow through fourth hit thank you
oh man we'll have the annoying ass NPC over here this guy's actually killed a
few of my runs in the earlier randomizer
I think you're invisible, you're nothing.
Wait, his weapon is also randomized. That's funny.
He's got a falchion, he's supposed to have a Ricardo Rapierre.
Oh, roger, Shrape here, whatever.
Roger!
I can't!
Alright.
Any Lord Vessel in here?
Oh, why couldn't that be large ember it would have been beautiful
Historic and
it's almost 9 p.m. already yo someone else signed up thank you let's go welcome
to the dream team baby it's all individual
I'll kindle this favorite Pokemon game I've only played one in my life actually
no I've played Pokemon stadium for Nintendo 64 and I played like Pokemon red or blue one
one of them.
the arrow I hit?
true, true
what are you checking oris leppa?
How does he do it?
I don't remember how to loot all of Sun's Fortress so this ought to be good.
This weapon is good. It's completely unupgraded. 110 damage B to strength scaling. This is
un-upgraded imagine if I just plus five it godlike imagine if I plus 15 it holy
the fuck large ember right here
Spaghetti?
Oh yeah, you gotta drop down there in loot too.
Alright, I guess we just do this.
You should change your weapon.
Yeah, it changed my left hand.
What's the dream team called?
Oh, it's just the Lias Mega Team.
If you click on the link in Wings for Life, come on, it takes you to the team.
But would you rather be named Garf Marchers?
What?!
Oh my god, the fucking gimmick slide.
Call it warm up come true
Hey
I always do this on this wall. Anonymous gave a sub to Garfield card pro league team.
Oh my god I thought, okay I just lost ring of fap but I do have orange chartering instead
Which is basic.
Eighth place, one lasagna. That's a nice name.
I get tilted just reading that.
Orange chartering is indeed a key item, yeah.
I am heavy.
I should go in plus five this.
I mean I'm almost at Andres.
He just do that and not risked at the bonfire to reset the enemies.
I think I've become the main hub for Garfield Kart.
There was someone who suggested to play Garfield Kart a while ago and I don't know who it
was.
Okay, thanks Anonymous.
It was probably daily. It would definitely be a daily thing.
Oh, Shadowgarb. Nice.
Now we're not that heavy anymore.
Was it Casboo? Hmm.
daily is the LeBron James of this stream yeah well because he landed one good holy
hang grenade and worms. I would have also landed that if I was playing. No! Oh my god.
What physical way that's sick dude.
That's sick nice work you two.
What?
Nice cheats.
That's not the Lord vessel.
I...
Yeah, Peljack heard so, yeah, yeah.
I hurt myself, today.
There's an item here. This item's down there. There's also an item that I don't remember
how to grab. I think, uh, yeah, I don't remember how to grab that item, which is a bit awkward.
There's one item up on that ledge, like, I'll figure it out.
This is a great weapon, but it requires so much damn dexterity, 25, but it is a very
a very good weapon.
I don't wanna...
Oh yeah, I forgot the boulder thing. Have I seen the movie Logan? Yes, it's great.
I don't have a weapon. I would do it if I had a weapon, but I don't.
I mean, I could go down here. I'm sure I'll survive.
right I mean I'll survive the drop down I know that as long as I don't get
bum-rushed by some dude down there I mean I got balls whatever so easy game that
was actually very risky because that guy could have just fireballed me as I
landed and I probably would have died though I have havels no way to
resistance. What? You can climb?
Wow. Oh. Wait, what? Wow. Wait, what? Wait.
Oh yeah, that's, you don't need that one if you have Master Key to you.
They're rusty here. I will not throw for contents.
No, I've never seen Deadpool in Wolverine. I've never even seen anything deadpool.
Well, we have definitely not looted everything there, but a lot of it.
High-vague moves.
dude lord I'm stuck with his damn have a armor I could buy a gargoyle tailaxe I could
plus five it and then I could loot the forest with it
I could do that. I think I'll do it.
coming through.
Well, I have access to undead bird, boss, cars demon.
I have access to pinwheel.
I have access to C-slash, which was Nido, right?
Oh, yeah, I can go straight even also
I could also just be stuck here trying to hit a big dragon in front of me, and I just can't seem to manage it
Weivered actually, uh, streamer is a weiver because dragons have feet and heads, and weivered only has feet and legs
How nice.
Pretty savvy, thanks 29.
Thank you.
We're gonna loot the forest with this.
9pm, it's almost food time.
Hello, thanks 38, thank you.
that shot taught me that actually
nope
coming through
Yeah, I'm a little bit scared of this boolean.
Why is the skeleton dang?
Why is the rum gone?
I feel like if I were to do perma now, I'd just burn out on it, but I feel like if I
to do perma now I just burn out on it in more to be honest in more
wow that turn around is crazy okay I don't want to get me knocked down by
this guy
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Oh!
Fucking hell.
That's some damage.
I'm not small oatmeal man, but I do want to eat oats again baked oats
listen I just want this guy to die so I don't have to deal with this shit this guy is terrifying
especially with heavy roll. Okay you're dead.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, thanks 32 by the way Matt, thanks 40.
Yeah thank you man. And Hakel.
Okay...
I'm going on Le Reddit.
These are the different dragons? I mean, yeah. I mean...
Yeah
So why burn Drake William the fuck is a weird it's like a worm. I'm gonna die
But I don't trust
Standing here. No, I don't have fat or haveals anymore
Hey, you.
Wow, the little crush.
Okay.
I
Hmm
Yep, let's get heavier, fuck it, why not?
I'm looking for Tekken Season 3, I mean I look forward to watching Tekken tournaments,
I always do.
But, I'm not playing it, oh that's a bone whale right there.
how many goos textures do I have? I think three but this one needs to get thrown
there's literally holes in the shirt right here yeah I gotta throw this one
it's kind of embarrassing I'm hobo facing I do like this shirt a lot they
are very comfy. Yeah, four kings is up there, which with a black knight's sword plus five,
I'll easily beat those.
What?
from looting all these things all these things i hate all around me yeah i'm
yeah 30
because of cats all my home shirts of holes and they will live 10 more years yep you know
All creampepper gave hobo jazz a sub.
Oh, puncam.
Alright.
Slowly but surely getting there.
don't like having to fight this guy though never like having to fight this guy
Nice.
Nice.
I
Mimic a gimmick
One week till Capcom cup is not the one you have to pay tickets for
Paper view yeah
right way so it's not going to be on twitch where is it set for what yeah
where is it live stream from like where Capcom's website or what
R-Razzy thinks the A thingy...
Looking for the Lord Vessel...
Or some Lord Souls.
We already have- we actually have a good amount of key items.
Wait a minute.
If we find the Lord Vessel and the four Lord Souls...
We can almost win.
No, we need a broken pendant and a crest keel, so never mind.
Oh wait, they ch- I think they changed after backlash, so group stage is free and playoffs are pay-per-view.
And it's- it's probably like Vegas or something, so the finals are gonna be like 6 a.m. my time.
Yeah.
Oh shit! I can actually fight four kings! I have everything for it. Cool!
Oh, it's in Japan. Oh!
Yeah, so we have actually found a lot of key items.
Dude, the Lord Vessel could be in so many areas, it's insane though.
It's insane how many areas it has potential to be in at this point.
Yikes
Yeah, might as well you need you need to be able to equip it otherwise you're right of kindling nice
Damn, okay
Even before I find the Lord vessel now holy I
Haven't even been to under bird yet
They're streaming it on SPWN during the live broadcast, but they're going to rebroadcast
on YouTube and Twitch in a few weeks.
Wow.
I'm so little health compared to this runs.
It depends if you find FAP though.
I've already had FAP, but it- it- it- it- it- it got removed.
But I have 30 vitality.
I prioritize leveling strength and dex early because if you don't have a weapon you can't
use like it's just over.
Pinwheel is fucking scary.
Oh, the pass cost 10 buckaroos.
Oh, okay.
we already know what fight is up here that's not the lord vessel that's not
the Lord well these guys are the Lord vessel but you Alvaro 83 okay we've
looted this part of the forest and we found a huge key item that is needed to
beat the run so huge. What up Marine? We know this is 4k so I'm not even gonna go
in and do it right now I need hired DPS weapon which I have in the shop. Cool
that was good though that was that was a good loot fiesta because now I can
Kindle this for 15 estus and then I can kindle it again for 20 estus.
That's what the rider kindling does. Now I'm going to Undenburg and check in the merchants.
Where'd he get rid of kindling usually?
Uh, pinwheel.
Right?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's pinwheel.
Oh fuck.
Okay, don't look at chat.
I know Dirty just posted his whole live story, but don't look at it.
Okay, Dirty, I'm looking at it.
Capcom Cup 12.
Group stages match it?
Okay, I'm gonna die if I keep reading this.
I will unironically die to a board wheeler or some shit.
No!
Oh my god.
Okay, you can post it again.
It's totally free to co-stream, no applications.
Oh, you're allowed to co-stream it.
Capcom Cup 12 group stages matches and day one of-
Yeah, I asked Dirty to repost it, not all of you.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, yeah, but yeah, okay, I got a TLDR. Thank you, man. Thank you
Lord vessel no
Do you have a different armor so I can
I need another armor man that is just yeah come again no no needs you can
auto manually equip it
yeah three fighters huge in Japan yeah man it's over 9 p.m. I gotta I gotta hit
off some was on you but I want to go to the store here first
Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.
There goes Orange Charred Ring.
Oh, these are very nice.
Mmmhmm.
The best weapon in the game right there.
Please tell me your fucking body armor god damn it.
Thank you, that's what I'm talking about.
We're gonna go to the other store and check that.
A loot part of the burg.
I have a very good weapon there.
Monke.
All right, I'm gonna bait him down.
Get a bow, Pussu.
Um, no.
I'm not smart enough to talk to Logan, I think. We need 10 ints, I could get 10 ints, I guess.
But not now, because I don't want to respawn them.
Oh, he's at 15 ints, yeah fuck that, that's not worth it. That's crazy, what a ripoff.
What do you need for you to use this?
Oh, it's 40 strength. So 26, right?
This is a really good weapon, by the way.
It's actually very nice.
But yeah, we're in a pickle now, so...
27. 27. Ah.
Ah. Yeah. Ah.
I might have enough to 27 it, though.
This weapon is legit, I've used it before.
It's very legit and tight.
And it's kinda scary to not be able to kill stuff this far in the run.
But, oh my god, don't do the thing, please.
Wait, hog PB plus lord vessel plus rod of kindling.
Wait, how many bosses is he in? 12?
Oh fuck I'm out of here yep fuck that
11 okay
Jack don't fucking use the weapon
Now I can
Oh, my...
Oh, yeah, this weapon is twinkling.
Ooh, upgrading this would be huge.
So the guy who has twinkling is the merchant in sense.
And we have two Black Knight swords.
the guy in sense and giant blacksmith
question is we kind of just gotta go loot shit
i don't think i need to close fire this
uh... it's gonna get switched out soon
anyways
unless
um...
We'll do that. That we'll do.
Yeah, I'm gonna post to it because it only costs one twinkling each, so yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, we're gonna go lower Undedberg, see if there's any armor I can buy because this shit is way too heavy.
Then, we check Undedberg, uh...
Both fights.
When's Minecraft Co-op Shared Health Permadeath?
That would be kind of funny.
I would carry though.
MacGickel, thanks for doing marks, thanks for the success.
I survived my surgery.
OK, wait, hold up, don't read chat.
I hear him.
He's here.
OK, we're good.
I survived my surgery.
The haters didn't pray enough for my downfall.
And I'm in a lot of pain, though.
Yo, I hope you recover fast surgery, man.
Nice to hear.
I mean, not nice to hear that you're in pain,
But that surgery won't bother you, you know
How much is this sword 18? Oh my god, this thing is so heavy
three
P.U.P. Thanks 54. My thoughts on the U3. I think it was nice. The open world works actually
really well. No way I'm letting you take Kyrie's heart.
BONG!
I'm gonna kill all these first before I lose here
Well, I see the Chinese Minecraft mold that makes everything omega-hard. No
I'm a little bit scared here because I do have a parrying dagger, but I don't know how to parry with it
So I'm just gonna fucking wing it
Okay, yeah, it's very easy
Damn
Bam
What do we have down here? Wow, that's stacked, but not too bad
Song yeah
All right, son. Okay. What's up?
Boom
We're basically murdering everything right now with his sword and then we're gonna loot
everything.
Hopefully we'll find Lord Vestalors of Lord Souls, maybe the crest key.
Why is it Gravelorded with a Trident dude in the mid- oh he just fell off!
Okay, sure.
It's still Gravelorded though.
I'll hunt a red rat. How dangerous is that?
What's up with the random ass hi-ass damage man?
That's a Taurus D, man. He's nothing.
Or he's supposed to be nothing, at least.
What the fuck? Why is this guy so...
Wait, is it because the whole area is Gravelorded?
I don't know, but there's no way the Great Lord makes them deal this much.
This is overkill and how much.
I'm dead.
I'm alive.
Okay, now can you come here please?
Neat.
Okay.
Dude, I am terrified of this now.
Well, he's dead though
What is this chain friend even supposed to represent I've been trying to figure that out to you
It looks like he's poking with two binoculars and staring.
Alright, what do we have?
oh what's this Gulf armor black knight armor and that's it I can't change the
armor
fukine in it I mean how heavy is how old I 19 oh shit 19 yeah I'm getting I just
don't want a heavy roll man but I'm still gonna have your roll anyways probably
whatever bro I'm buying this shit man yeah yeah I'm still heavy as shit like
scuffed Conan
Yeah, I think the helmet's very heavy, 5.4.
I'll boy a mask of the mother and I'm still heavy roll heavy. Yep
that's okay we're just going on a murder spree right now we're murdering
everything and then we're checking the boss maybe to be honest no we're gonna
loot everything then check the boss because I don't want to be heavy rolling
I would have if she grabbed me with that I might have died because they throw
you backwards and I probably would have fallen down here which probably has a
kill box so I know it definitely maybe it doesn't know yeah
coming through, I haven't killed a boss in forever, but we have got a lot of loot, though.
Lots and lots and lots of loot.
I should heal.
Yeah, it's all good. Yeah, we we saw the atomic heart drill trailer. Yeah
Swing then
I think I'm going to have to go back to the game and see if I can make it to the game.
Also looking forward to learning Kingdom Hearts 1 HD remix in the future.
Are you going to my Twitch channel in a wayback machine or something dirty?
Wait, did I catch your cha- Oh, your DM on Discord about a voiceover ship post collab?
No!
I have not!
I will check!
That sounds sick actually.
Kingdom Hearts are right.
Didn't you use to like speedrun Kingdom Hearts bubbles?
I swear you did.
Whoa, what was that?
What was that?
What is that?
What is that?
can you link that way back machine dirty I'm I want to see it okay chef let's go
oh dude thank you I'll check it
oh this is a slow ass run right now walking
one
one
you
this loading right now
alright um let's loot everything yeah you see my layout oh shit how fucking
cool is that
god damn hey guys I love to interact with my chat and I also like to do speed
runs of different games. I speedrun Dark Souls at the moment, but the first game
that I ever speedrun was Tomb Raider 2013 for the PS3. Also looking forward to
learning Kingdom Hearts 1 HD remake. Oh man. Favourite band is Bullip of my Valentine and it's the reason that I have my guitar you see in the
background. That's actually true, yeah. That's the reason I have this one.
But I didn't have this one back then, I had a different one.
Uhh...
Mmm...
Uhh...
Most if not all nights-
Wait, I only did six hours back then?
Fucking slacker.
Wow.
Wait, I was live seven-
Se-
Seven to eight p.m. Swedish time.
Really?
I don't remember that
The Ricky was 125 by new best damn that's crazy
What band is the poster behind you no one ever asked this
There's no way no one ever asked me what poster it was.
I just wanted to tell people that I listened to Ballista.
Oh man, wow, there's Ballista.
He's still in my stream.
That's crazy.
Game Fan Shop.
Buy games and support me at the same time.
code banana pizza for cheaper stuff
oh man that's funny that is funny this is in 2013 November I oh yeah look at
I hate that Twitch removed this metric. This metric was actually cool to have
The total channel views it was actually sick to have
Nothing, but yeah, there's no way I'm watching an old video of me so you can just forget about that
Thousand daggers in my back. Let's continue this video game
Oh good lord.
We're looting all of Undenburg now because everything should be dead.
Actually, the black knight down here is not dead.
All right, pray for Lord Vessel.
Even sound young?
Listen.
Oh, my God.
but
2013 Ella was way too fucking sorry to do any challenge like this my man started streaming six or seven p.m. Every day and he streamed for six hours
Fucking slacker. All right
okay you I will be like in 25 minutes I'll be like all right well fun stream chat
had a good time see you tomorrow bye bye I love you guys
so you see I'm younger and well like age-wise like number-wise I'm older
now but I'm actually younger you know you know what I'm saying
Ooh, very nice.
I think it might be a little bit skipped, uh, what do you say it, like, uh, inspired
Yeah.
Didn't you have a full-time job on the side?
No, I didn't!
I was a mailman, and then I took my savings, I said,
Fuck it.
Which is the absolute thing you should never do.
So no, I- I didn't.
I- I had nothing.
Nothing at all.
yeah he also didn't do the Swedish classic twice physical all right he
never would have imagined doing that
yeah so many is there it's actually insane
have I missed looting anything here I don't think so there's nothing up in the
tower if I remember correctly
I did molten, yeah.
Lord equals vessel?
Nope.
Hall design 2013? Do you think I'm here to do math?
Well, you're wrong, alright?
Was I really 20?
That's crazy.
Really?
Hold up, 2013 is 13 years ago, and I'm 33.
Was I really 20 years old?
I turned 21.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Yeah, that sounds right.
It does.
So much demon time on that, man. That's good.
Oh, Scylel, thanks for the 97.
been sparkling alien thanks for the three platmets in 26 I will not escape the
rigged allegations if I find the Lord vessel on this item again I'll think
no hey I'm mid-rolling wait I never kill the enemies down there no
Well, this is bad because I can't actually clear this out now.
I could buy the Black Knight Greatsword.
Yo CB, yeah it's going pretty well. I'm on the hunt for Lord of Estil and just key items overall.
Thanks for the 134 man. Hope you're well dude.
Present to tier 3135.
Uh, I remember those days. I remember what he did to Elegiba.
Oh yeah, that's a bit emot, isn't it?
Oh yeah, he does have Drake Sword for clearing the bottom.
That is true. That's a good suggestion.
But he might also have bolts and he does so you know what I'm just gonna buy a bunch of bolts and shoot them
It might take a while
It'll be worth it in the end
hey what and bang up the bus clips of me what's what clips of me hey you my
twitch oh it's Eliza it's Eliza will blow to this
Great. Oh, no. Come on. Now it's not.
What you gonna do about it, huh? What?
Jesus. Wait, I'm getting distracted.
Wait, no. No relaxing. She won't kill me with one of those, but it will hurt.
Oh, let's go see if you do it, man, do it.
Nice.
Have you noticed these blasts in the past when it was only happening when DS1 runs?
That's true though. That is true. It does.
What it...
Okay, what is this lock on? There's an enemy in front of me right there.
Yeah, let's lock on to this guy.
God.
I can't.
Okay, let's...
Stay there little rascal. Oh this will be the death of me I swear.
Vreeee this is... I'm gonna have to re-clear the area. I can't attack with this.
like in 50 strength man
do you think I could just like I could just like maybe
I wanted to loot that stuff over there.
Where are you?
Is it risky?
Am I throwing right now?
Do you think I'm throwing?
Oh, I'm throwing.
Yeah, let's not do that.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, nope, not doing that, nope, nope,
nope.
Going nope, nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't get your seat.
Every god damn it. I need to at least mid-roll with this
I'll mix, because I'm 134 man.
They all hear my rhymes and cry chad gpt.
They just can't fathom poems and creativity.
Bidding verse with my sub, but they think it's a lie.
Chat don't think love for the streamer, just call it sloppy AI.
Crafting lyrical, thank yous every 30 days.
For the laughter he gives us in the game study place.
It doesn't matter to me if you like it or not.
Think it great or garbage, just don't call me a bot.
Holy!
Rabb God mix.
That's crazy.
That was sick, dude.
Wait, hold up.
There's a different shield I could buy.
Wait, catalyst! This will take over the shield, and the shield weighs five.
Yay, a mid-rolling! Woohoo! I'm gonna go for four kings.
They fixed the running animation in Code Vein 2.
I don't even remember what that looked like.
Wait a minute before I do this.
What did I lose my PB2?
Chained equals prisoner.
That for some reason was like New Game Plus 16.
Like he was scaled out the wazoo for like and then when we checked the notepad for
enemy scaling it says he was supposed to be half as strong as a regular chain prisoner.
Yeah, nothing made sense
So you're going by Ella jazz now nerd
Haha, what's up? Hey guys bug. It's changed prisoner from the firekeeper is there remember me the ember guys used to give you a hard time in the catacombs
Sorry you were just an easy target, Mal. I can see not much has changed. Remember the run you had going?
Yeah, it's over now. I make over 200k souls a year and drive a Porsche just like Leon.
I guess some things never change, palooza. Nice catching up, Mal.
Pathetic.
Great, if Mal, thank you.
Dude, I haven't killed a boss in a century, but we're about to now, I'm gonna fight four
kings.
My dps should be high enough.
I mean, I have a plus five Black Knight sword.
Disgusting.
Butterflies for Kings.
That's where I'm going now.
I don't know how.
Yeah, it's supposed to not be scaled for this random,
But I swear some things feel like they are. Or maybe I'm just crazy. I'm probably just crazy, I guess.
Yeah, I haven't done Taurus Arena. I cleared everything to it and then, yeah, I looted a weapon I couldn't use and then I was stuck down there, so.
Yeah, Miyaku, that was, yeah. I used to speedrun Dark Souls a lot.
hear that sound that means four kings that means the run will either either live
or die here surely I won't get bad RNG right charge me charge me charge me I'm
I'm just gonna face equals Tang.
Where's the other one gonna spawn?
Maybe if he spawns on me and pushes over the railing and I die.
Oh fuck, I can't- shit, just do NOT throw me outside the arena!
No, and then a stored roll, and then...
Okay...
What the fuck was that?
Okay, I'm gonna loot up here and see what we get so we're completely done with this part of the forest
I didn't have enough things 74. Thank you and Lord Gwyn's great sort of things the one fifth
Thank you
But I'd recommend Dark Souls remastered or two.
I only played three.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
No.
It's fine.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I can remove this.
Okay.
You.
The only problem is I'm heavy roll.
Yeah.
Hey you!
The only problem is I'm heavy roll.
Yeah.
Hey you!
Oi!
I need to get rid of this damn armor dude!
So heavy.
Especially now.
But we can loot some other stuff.
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
I got Black Knight Great Sword now, which, yeah, is cool I guess, but I'm very heavy
with it.
How many Twinklings I've left in one?
I could go buy more, but...
Good awkward here.
Oh yeah, I actually can visit the sewer merchant. I have the key for it.
But I have to kill Taurus Demon, whoever that is, first.
Yeah.
Need a new armor, need a new armor.
Yeah, I can go backwards from here. That is true.
No, I haven't looted upstairs before guards. There's a dragon ass there. Uh-oh. This is
trying to fucking snipe me, dude. I don't think so. Okay, that's fucking terrifying.
I did it. I did it. There's no big area. Okay. That's all right
And then in any need any need any need you you called Barry a fucking black and I great sword. Oh
My fucking bone wheel city here
Why are you dealing so much you know let's take a moment
I can probably hit this guy from here.
What?
Nice.
Nice.
No.
I don't know if the gate is open. I think it will be.
Is that a bone weight? Oh my god, I want to drop down here and just murder all of them.
Oh my god, the temptation. I need to resist.
There's a humanity there too, which is really scary- nah, it will be such a throw.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, man.
You know it will be a throw.
Do the right thing.
Do the correct thing.
Run around.
Don't do it.
Don't fucking do it.
Don't do it.
It ain't worth it, man.
It ain't worth it. You know it's not worth it.
Can you not? I'm right here.
I'm clearing this whole area, I'm enluting the entire area.
of
Okay, this is good actually. We're getting a lot of loot done. Which is why we have
all those key items too.
Monkey!
Yeah, there was dusk headdress I think.
Yeah, Sen's Fortress show.
Nice.
No, Dust Crown Ring halves your health.
The hedgeris makes you take more magic damage, but also increases it, I think.
Oh, what the fuck?
No, no, no, I didn't mean to.
Uh, that is fucking weird.
Okay, that hurts. Ow.
More missile?
All right time to loot then
Yeah, this guy eats him by one of those
I'm not sure I want to go to the bridge. It's a little bit risky
because this room right here has like three or four enemies and I can't really
see who they are well one is an octopus like I could just die if I go down here
since I have no idea who's down there it's just a little bit scary you know
Yeah, it could be double-chain prisoner.
Okay.
I've had Lord Vistul on this one before in the old rando.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay, that's sick actually.
I'm still going to loot everything here because I've already killed everything.
Could be Lord Vessel or some Lord Soul.
I got rid of the heavy armor.
Dark Ember. It would have been nice if it was large Ember.
What the fuck? What is he doing?
Kageki! Huge! That's not a required item, but I can skip Sen's Fortress and go directly
to the merchant. And he has infinite twinkling Titanite. So that is very good. Very nice.
I've had the Lord Vessel here in the Old Grando also.
Ahhhh!
Two, two, two, two, two!
Two, two, two!
Okay, we've looted this part.
That's really nice.
Wait, what?
A firekeeper soul?
Wait, which enemy just dropped the firekeeper soul?
This guy or the lizard?
Or who was it? Oh, it was the big rat. Yeah. Yeah, true. That rat doesn't ragdoll, so yeah, it was definitely that one.
Okay, um
Well, we have a 2-2-2, I guess
wait a minute I have a 2 to 2 I can lose gargoyle church nice what do you draw
right
I'm scared we haven't seen ceaseless yet. I'm gonna get ceaseless in cappardium and arena and then it's over
I was a cherry run event called it's called wings for life here you go
I'm going to go on Jor.
Hey, you.
Tide of Night Shard, Tide of Night Shard, Shard, Shard, Shard, 100 damage Avalon.
Oh, you only sell arrows.
Okay.
Oh, cool.
Yo, Mark, thanks for the level!
Um...
Yeah, let's try to loot the Gargoyle church.
I mean, surely it's enough, right?
What Pokemon charger do you pick as a kid?
What Pokemon charger and have that?
this is not as good as I thought it would be but if it's enough to it's
It's not even going to be enough to clear the Gargoyle Church. It just won't.
Oh, she's gonna slap me.
What? Okay.
Nice.
I'm just... oh, hi.
That bone wheel is terrifying!
Do-do-do!
Do-do-do! Do-do!
Stop!
Shhhht off.
Alright, you.
I fucking hate bonewills so much.
Okay, just go, go, go, go, go this way, go this way, go this way.
Play it safe, safe, safe.
Toot toot toot.
Nooooo!
No, no, no, no, no.
Yah!
No!
Stay there, stay there. Do not, do not, do not, I warn you. Oh my god, die!
Looked hard at this.
What the hell is this emote?
If that is the 670 mode, modes.
Remove it and ban whoever added it, which is probably Johnny.
It's not. Okay, let me see what it's called.
Oh, it's Estus!
Okay, I like it now. Now I like it.
It's not fucking 6 7 God I hate that mean hmm yes hello wayward and dead this is the catacombs
tourist advisory we'd like to offer you one free ticket to visit in return we can grant
you the Lord vessel large ember and black knight Talbot I already have the black
I like my operating position.
Nice try.
So the dragon ass has fallen down, which is nice.
Okay, dragon ass surely can't hit me from down there, right?
To this targeting
Please target the down target yes
I'm running lower on bolts right now, I don't like it.
Okay, I think I'll be fine to loot the church and then we have we have actually looted a
good amount of areas.
Wait, no the Dragon Ass!
The Dragon Ass, he's jumping.
We're larks up.
Alright, six years tier three.
Thank you, Larxa.
Larxa, are you going to TwitchCon Rotterdam?
Are you going there?
Are you?
Yeah.
Hey.
Why can't I, the dragon ass is blocking all mine ago.
No TwitchCon.
it's over
hey minute me minute me minute me
oh my god fuck me
just he love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you
I I I I now he's jumping and I I I I I I I I I I can't fucking speak when I'm
playing this I don't want to get counter hit if he's jumping and then
I
Don't want to go to the catacombs
I
Just want to kill this damn skeleton man
Wait, why am I not just using this actually deals good damage
What a good game
Okay, he just jumped surely I'm just waiting for him to hit me through the building.
I did lark say yeah.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Hey, you.
All right. Wait, you're still not done. There's one more item over here.
that's good close a key item might not be needed but you never know
I've been waiting for this moment. Glad to see the Dark Souls runs back on the screen
Bozo Elas Melon. Why thanks, holy gnome, and malefic malevolence, thanks for the seven.
Okay, um, we...
We have looted a lot of places here. Now the question is, what is the next step?
Maybe Undead Bird with Black Knight Sword? No, I know what the next step is.
Yes, I'm gonna plus five this but I'm gonna go to Undeberg.
Oh yeah, I should loot the graveyard.
True.
I haven't done that.
Oh lord, give me the lord vessel please.
I have two Fire Keepers souls.
Wait, I could just, yeah.
I could actually easily go and increase my Estus.
And I will, I will actually.
Cause then I can buy more Twinkling also.
I got it, it's worth it.
I've been there.
Oh, I haven't got this item.
I forgot about this one.
FAP!
And, uh, fall of their head.
Nice!
Huge luta there.
Oh yeah, you have to sprint up to activate it first. I forgot about that.
Oh, yeah, she wants to kill me. I forgot I have dark in Orlando. I mean, I could go
the daughter of chaos? Man I want to kill some bosses man. Fuck.
I'll give it to you.
This is a new version of the Rando, you know.
Hi Ella, when are we reunited with the banana pizza on stream?
It will be nice man, it will be nice. I haven't had one in a long time.
Ew.
Is Mika living on a pizza she doesn't like pizza or hamburger
drop an item regal but now he doesn't drop shit I guess.
But I'm going up to buy some twinkling titanites from the store guy.
Yeah it seems like the enemies that turn into demon titanites or whatever, they don't
I can't draw items in this one.
Yeah, I've made homemade burgers before, but it was a long time ago.
see I if I recall there's no items up here where the Giants are so the item I
have left is that one and the one up there I think those are the two items I
have left in sense
Thank heaven for 7-11.
Oh, I haven't- no, I have been up there, I have, yeah.
Wanna do a rig show-off?
Uh...
I'm trying to remember which room it is.
Oh, shit.
I remember hobbit. Oh, no, I'm afraid there will be a hobbit soon. Okay
I do remember where all the items are in sense, I'm pretty sure
Also, I should- I need to go up there and through the window thing.
But I know Hobbes are ongoing a good run, so...
Yeah, it's room- yeah, okay, that room, yeah.
I've been there, yeah.
But I gotta go the other way.
I'm going to wait to play it super safe.
And I'm still mid-rolling.
Has anyone beaten this from so far?
I beat the old version of it,
which you could argue is more difficult, to be honest, in whole.
You could also argue this one's more difficult, so.
No one argues that the old version is harder?
Yeah, that's because I'm the only one who beat it, Master Raven.
The gamer.
Alright.
It's true!
It's true! I don't think anyone else beat it. I don't think so.
Yeah, Rigo, the problem with the old one was that the individual duo bosses, the duo bosses,
were individually randomized so you could get like fucking madness and calamity
as as gargoyles and then it was mega ass of hell
and that won't happen with this one so i feel like this one is way more consistent in getting
runs going due to that but this one you can get ceaseless in straight in uh
Capra demons office, and then you're fucked so yeah, it's got its both pros and cons
As I'm saying you can you can argue
All right we
Now go to the elevator. I think we've fully looted sense. I'm pretty sure we have
This is the fifth maths randomizer yes, sir
I would have super symmetry the good old days the good old days
all the way up the ladder with a this wall ah is that an item is it
2013 follower yep
Back in the good ol' uh, speedrunning days when Viking had the world record.
It was insane he actually came into my chat like last year or something.
That was crazy.
I think he streamed and raided me.
That was insane.
Was he streaming last year?
I must have just missed it.
My last sub-mecha.
I think I've got a few of them.
I have Kageki, yeah, but you need to activate it first.
Also, I like calling it Kageki, I know it's Kageki.
Viking piano screams.
Viking getting the world record, and then playing Gwyn's theme on his piano.
Peek, dude!
All we get now is someone gets a world record and it's like, this room fucking sucks.
Speedrunning changed, man.
I changed I never changed I'm still the same except less soy and cringe
occult club is a base egg that is also base egg but these are very base eggs
I'm gonna buy all of them
Was the last time you had a world record excuse you and tawn MCR I have a world record right now right as we're speaking
All right
And here we go.
Shhh.
Sick.
We did it.
So I guess I'll go graveyard, fuck it, why not.
You want to put an old game on a satellite and make a charity speedrun event out of it?
Any ideas what game it could be considering the latency or low frame rate?
You want to put an old game on a satellite and make a charity speedrun event out of it?
You want to put an old game on a satellite?
Hub hit?
No, hub did it.
No.
What do you mean on a satellite?
Yeah, thank you super symmetry. I've literally just been doing the same thing since 2013 well except I don't really um
I don't really speedrun too much
wait we're launching a satellite in two years doom has been done so that's kind
of boring wait you're you're launching a satellite are you launching a satellite
man it's you a Linux like environments
you didn't speedrun for years yes I did I just didn't speedrun anything that you
found interesting because I speedrun hit man all right just because you didn't
watch my speedruns didn't mean I wasn't speedrunning okay I literally speedrun
hit man fiber wire only last year hitman won
I should have sucked her.
No, I did it for a week. I had a goal to get, I don't remember, some 30 minutes or something and I got it
but it was pain
What's my world record in? I have a Dark Souls 3 world record.
On the ironically
Yeah, you can doubt all you want doesn't make it any less true
I'm not sure if it's true or not, but it's true.
Woohoo!
Prove it.
Oh, okay.
Speedrun.com.
Log in.
With Twitch.
Hopefully this doesn't show anything.
I don't think so.
Uh...
Guinea-era.
Chance, check the Guinness Book and Valorant.
Why do I need to sign up?
Holding the world's record in speech-flushing games
Why do I need to sign up and like put in my location and shit? Where's this?
Sweden doesn't even exist here my other way are
Username is taken by another user. Yeah, because it's me. I'm logging in with my twitch account. Oh
my god
What the hell is my password?
Oh I found it! Nice! I got it!
Yeah let's watch this shit dude. Get blasted by ads by the way.
Hold on, I'm going to move from here first because I don't want to get
dead by anyone.
Alright, let's see here, uh, look at all the hitman runs I did man, crazy.
L.O.P vs I.I.O. in space, XD.
I can't even give you arthritis, um, lifelife, oh my god, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Let's see here, Dark Souls 3.
Uh, where is it?
In before they removed it, I will complain them.
Uh, there's like a filter for this.
Uh, someone has it.
We know it's here.
We know it's here somewhere.
Oh, is that it?
Yeah, category extension.
World fucking record baby, nine year standing world record
Let's go
Stave mad haters
But you you see the proof right in front of you
Washtu can't be me
I mean my day actually
seeing that
gold trophy number one again I'm pretty tight actually it's this plus five this
Murakumo? Yeah I think so.
Hey you, you have Flecky, thanks 44 play, thanks 71.
technically last place yeah but I have the golden trophy though let's go on a
count for some
they don't get distracted now
That super kick is actually scary, deals a lot of damage.
I
Barber still about yeah, he is yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh, is that a bone wheel?
Wow the suplex on that crystal hollow
When will I go back to hit my Trilogy speedrun? Never. The strats are just so damn dank. It's just filled with panic strats.
that's you humor enemies and then we've looted the graveyard god this run is going so slow
with this plume today it is what it is it's fine we're moving forward and that's
all that matters it's not a marathon it's just it's not a sprint it's a marathon
speaking of marathon isn't that game out tomorrow any players
I'm not playing it. I know this had a corp I would like the server test though, maybe this would play it.
Oh yeah, Slay the Spire 2 is tomorrow.
Are you?
Dude! Okay, I'm just gonna run and heal. There's no way I'm losing my damn run to a singular
ghoul.
Alright, you!
BONG!
Category, most deaths per second.
Ah, that's a good question.
I'm a little bit scared of this guy to be honest.
Oh fuck, he has a follow up on that.
Do that!
Ruh!
Ruh!
Ruh!
Rararara
Okay, this guy's gonna murder me I listen I'm I just wanted the item behind him, but it is what it is
Well
That's not the Lord Vessel.
That is not the Lord Vessel.
Neither is that.
Okay.
Smoleggings? Are you kidding me?
I'm still mid-rolling though, so we're fine.
Imagine having any key items?
I got a bunch, actually. I should go to New Londo in Four Kings.
I mean we have a choice what we could do is I wonder if Black Knight Sword yeah I can't
turn in Fire Keeper so she's dead I'd have to go down well to be honest I could do that
I can go down and loot some stuff on the way.
Man, I forgot to heat up my little lasagna.
I'm hungry.
Looks like we have a run though.
Orange shard ring?
Yeah, no, you just manually put it on.
otherwise you'll just be soft lockers
hey you
hey you
uh painless x-18 and madale 27 bulls x-67 i want a new username
makes a 14 I guess you have one you know the Lord vessels probably in words house
classic
imagine if I had a Lord vessel in weapons Smith Smith box God life would be so
easy
Don't fuck off, man.
Oh
Worst than the word equals vessel
4 and a half hour run right now, god damn it.
Oh lord.
I don't like that.
Listen, brother. Brother. Brother, you have to let me through, please. I can't. I'm gonna
stun you.
spirit not the fat role in the swamp not the tree guy
Yeah, you have to kill all bosses that's the challenge
I mean we should try to do Taurus demon so we can get to lower on it Berg
But I'm plus three in my asses here
No, I haven't been to ash lake or upper Bly town or anything I've looted all of an Orlando
So, uh, all of sense Fortress, at least I think all of a sense Fortress I'm pretty sure.
Um, they do it with items, RoseDog, that's cheating.
I don't see much.
Nido is not dead.
Do you have the Lord Vessel, perhaps?
Alright, plus 2 and plus 3 though, plus 320 estus.
Do you have the Lord Vessel?
I haven't been to paint a world now subliminal got a release date March 31st man there's
There's so many games coming out, dude.
Crazy.
Zoom.
I don't think, did he have lighter pants?
Maybe he did and I just skimmed through it.
I'll double triple check.
Well, he has this one that weighs 6.
I mean it weighs less, maybe it's a difference.
Nope.
Hey, you.
No, Super Stride, I would have like 70.
It could be Rota.
I've had it there before.
the old rando that is no merchants don't sell the same weapon multiple times not
the same merchant that is merchant every loot were once that closer to the
vessels so yeah man I should have heated up my food I'm starving but now
it's like 11 p.m. almost that worship Satan sure
definitely don't I mean worshipping garf is like worshipping Satan
nice that's a good shield this is a good lord vessel okay nice fucking I'm
I'm going to loot the forest.
The other part of the forest.
I would hate this shield, true.
True.
Perado, thanks for the 29 and Super Strider, thanks 70, thank you.
man's an absolute machine gun jesus christ
of
three assisted
I don't want to go to catacombs dude. I don't want to go to catacombs. I don't I don't I don't I don't
I don't know where the edge is.
it's over there I could probably stand behind them and just kill him all right
well
but I find both a large and very large in one of my runs not in this new
randomizer at least. Yeah those are items lucky fuck you.
PB death I got basically one shot by a chain prisoner. I had 1400 health by the way.
57 again, thank you.
No, you can never be softlocked with a Rendo.
I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
You can't accept to like where wins mean
what hippo Hubble said which is why it's good I have a lot of like key items
like I have the doll and I have access to lower-undered Berg and the sewers
But the bad part about that is that means the Lord vessel could be in any of those areas too
So it's just even more areas to check
Coming up so you better get this part of start
No, I'm looking for the lord vessel right now.
That's pretty much it.
Okay.
Wow that's expensive and trash nice 5.1 this helmet's kind of heavy you know
what fuck it I'll buy this and I am fast rolling
I can feel it in my bones the catacombs will hide your souls with the souls come down in
vessel to find your Lord vessel you
played like 500 hours in this game and
you just found out you can summon her
yeah you can even yeah yeah yeah yeah
you can her summon sign is really
discussed because you can't really see it in the water.
I feel it in my fingers.
Feel it in my toes.
When I get Lord Vessel,
my pe- no.
Not gonna say that.
It is a bug, you know, Matthew thinks that it is a bug, thank you.
But, merchants can sell the Lord Vessel in the previous rando, well this is still
the same item rando so i think they can
why is there a tarz demon here
buddy oh my god this forest is stacked
What is this fucking ssvo dude? I don't get it. Am I attached?
No, not at all. I have access to so many areas because of the key items and the Lord Vessel could be in any of them.
The moment I find the Lord Vessel, yeah, I'll actually be a bit attached.
What?!
Oh yeah, plus three instas.
BONG! BONG!
Alright, new!
MDZ thinks 13! Thank you!
I grab attack as scary as hell on the Rando because they can just throw you over railings and shitting you die
Or if it's actually six seven we got to kill it take it behind the shed
Dude, I do not want to get hit by a buff Tar's demon. That's probably gonna one-shot me.
It shouldn't though. I'm knowing this rando he probably will. And then I'm dead and there's
nothing I can do. Oh and there's a chin wheel here. Oh my god, looting this is- oh thank
you for the animation, Ken. So appreciate it.
one out of four that was a key item I just picked up
It will highlight to my right soon or left on-screen.
Yeah, that was risky. I shouldn't have gone for that to be honest.
Wow, great.
See now I have one out of four there.
You need all of them to beat the game.
Annex key!
Wait!
God this is crazy how many key items I have that opens up other areas
It's really good, but it's also really really bad
First time on twitches. Yes streamer for subtitles. Yeah, you can turn them off. It's just a bottom right in the video player
All right, you, MVP, thanks 78, man, thank you.
Can the Lord Soul shard be on a ninja after you kill him?
No.
He can be on like unique enemies, like stuff like that and stuff.
but is that a no what is that okay hollow her okay I don't have to risk this I
could just kill them well there's things in the prime thank you these
These enemies are indeed not glitched.
They are originally trees in the ground that aggro if you get too close.
That's why they don't aggro immediately.
No, there's actually some like, um, hearing impaired viewers that appreciate some titles.
I've gotten a few comments about it, so that's actually really cool.
Most of them.
Uh, I think we're done looting the forests.
So, now what?
Ah yeah, that's cool man.
We could go to Valley of Drakes and try to loot that stuff, I suppose.
Subtitles piss me off, I demand you remove them.
Unless the beauty, you can remove them from your stream.
Just bottom right, click the CC thing.
I'm gonna loot Valley of Drakes now, wow.
Hey, you.
Danilo, thanks 35, dude.
Wow, I've not been on 8th bosses forever.
But keep in mind, we are getting good, uh, we've gotten a lot of key items though.
This is like, well, no, it's still not as good as my PB because my PB had a Lord Vessel and
18 bosses, obviously.
Oh, it had also done the DLC, well, never mind.
Yeah, Redinator insane, insane dude.
I lied, by the way, I'm going back to Asylum.
a joker I am. I haven't fought Taurus, no.
guys pv
of
No, I don't think so.
Lord Vessel can never be from Crow Trades.
Lord Vessel can never be from Crow Trades.
Is that Pinwheel?
I don't know.
Pinwheel Son, you're so epic.
Who's the boss down here anyways? Is it some easy one? I can plus 5 maize kill.
Oh!
Ooh!
I mean it is easy, but you cannot underestimate them.
You cannot.
Because I'm gonna fall down there.
I'm gonna take a lot of fall damage
and I'm gonna give bum rush by two dogs that sugar bleed.
That's what the hell is gonna happen here.
Oh, my dear.
I tell a jazzy chat.
Just got back from my trip slash celebration for my first year of sobriety.
Glad to be back home so I can enjoy your streams like usual.
It may sound a bit silly, but your perseverance and determination inspire it.
Thanks for steaming and peers to many more years.
Yo, McDaddy!
Yo, huge congrats, dude.
Huge congrats to you.
Very very nice work.
Very inspiring, man.
Um...
I thank you, dude.
Thank you.
Well, I just don't like it.
Hey, we got nine bosses now.
Very cool.
Any Lord Vessel?
Any Lord Equals Vessel?
You're going to drop an item?
And is my
Very cool
Aren't I got flush fast, but I finished it twice
Not playing for a year straight equals flushed, I guess. Yeah
I think he was playing RE4 classic like last night or something.
So pretty sure he flushed it.
Wait, he finished it?
Did he?
Did he actually finish it?
This...
Oh, he actually finished it.
Oh wow, nice.
Good shift, dude.
of
and
MPCs gear also get randomized.
Well, we killed another boss, so that's cool.
We have it all, easy pickings, wide-skeleton, TLS.
You ain't got shit down there, alright?
Oh, fuck!
I don't have the key for that anyways, I think.
Uhhh, uh, well, nothing here.
We're gonna rank R E 9 among other R games.
Definitely like top 3 for me.
Yeah, sure, Turok, sure, of course.
I'm going to Undeburg, but if you get, that's what I'm doing.
We can get some water all the way up real quick, it won't hurt anything for long.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
remember um no no i'm going on the bird i want to go to torus demon
ban all skeletons I feel it in my fingers feel it in my dough
Who made that song? Ginty, thanks 44, Dino, 35, wealth is a sub, bro.
Chatted, okay.
Wet, wet, wet. Alright.
Oh, Val- Wait, it's Val- I'm coming out soon.
Is this the run dirty?
Ah, I have looted a lot of stuff.
I can't find the Lord Vessel, but I have a lot of areas to check still, so.
Yeah.
I have a Zwei-Hanna.
I mean, haul by the same shield?
Yeah.
Sometimes it do be like that.
Dude, I can't wait for no risk for the Wicked 1.0.
That game is sick.
Did I play code Veronica? Yeah, I flushed it.
What if that's the Lord Vessel?
Are you kidding me?
Do you think this is Lord Vessel?
No.
Great move.
See what you made, Johnny, do you chat?
Not here to move the people clap.
There is another item down there I'd love to grab.
Chat I'm sure he's adding something different.
No rest, I already sell more than one half mil copies, fuck yeah.
Lord!
Oh my god, we're back to mineral!
Oh good lord, this again I forgot.
Hey, you!
I'm not ironically that guy's probably gonna one shot me because yeah.
these buffed by a dude. The buff will disappear though, so that's epic.
I've already looted the areas here. The only things I hadn't looted was down there
You know, you made me doubt myself, so oh
My god, you are correct. If that would have been a lord vessel. Oh my god
Time for McDonald's you're gonna grab some Mickey D's dude. I get the chicken breath
El Moco when I when I get Mickey D's
That one's cool
Which one do you mean? I mean the chicken braap, L-L-Maco.
L-L-Maco?
L-Maco?
You know that one?
ZOOM!
ZOOM!
Ah!
I've never seen that. Maybe it's a Swedish thing. I don't know. It's delicious. It's
like it's just a chicken wrap with like a fried chicken. And then it has like salsa,
like salsa and some like sour cream. It's real good, man. And then veggies, of course.
oh here we go maybe it's the sweetest thing then school ah oh my god
Oh, yeah, there's a giant skilly there.
It's a little bit scary to rush this.
Move, please.
Oh, my God.
I shouldn't have done that.
I should not have done that.
Ok.
Let's see what we got though.
Plus 5s Viander.
No.
No.
No.
It's over.
This one is dead.
This one is dead.
Well, it was a long run, it was.
Yeah, that's the thing.
If I'm tanky enough I could probably pull it off.
I'm gonna go to lower on the bird through this area instead.
Don't worry I'm just being overdramatic.
Don't trust me alright?
It's not over by any means.
Yeah, the rule is kill all bosses, I've killed 9 right now.
Apparently, El Moco is only for Sweden, Norway, Finland and for some reason Australia, New
Zealand.
Damn!
Yeah, that's the best thing I've ever had in McDonald's, El Moco.
It's legit good.
I don't like bone wheels.
They put too much sauce on it.
On the wrap, I think it's fine.
It moved, to be honest. It moved.
Can I nail you on?
Ew. Oh, I've never had the al-Maco burger actually. I'm not.
Wait, there's a bone wheel here. I have to be careful and not not slouch.
Where did the bone wheel go?
You little shit.
What the fuck man just animation cancelled epic.
Hey you. Silver walrus thanks for the 33 thank you.
Give me my lord vessel.
All right, I'm gonna risk this entire run now, but I don't really have a choice. So I have to do this sooner or later
Yeah, I don't know there's like four enemies down here it could be fucking three yet
Oh, it's baby skilletery.
What?
Okay, it's only three enemies down here.
It could have been three-chain prisoners though.
Did I decrease my overall volume some weeks ago?
I've been noticing compared to YouTube.
No, the opposite city.
I've actually increased it compared to what I've had for years
Because people kept saying my audio was so low
So I've actually had it louder than normal
Lilio I think it's because of all scuffed horror games, you know people are just going deaf
Wow I hate fighting here Jesus
like when I'm talking I'm in the red it goes into the red and OBS and it does
with a game too like I almost can't have it louder
That song stuck in my head now.
Banger though.
I don't do this, don't do that.
Bayt-ed P4 revival?
Is that the new P4?
Oh, fuck.
Hey, you know what?
fine I could probably just cheese without compression it's not I mean it all
depends on your audio setups that's it really wait did he just fly off the
bridge he did yeah okay
I guess I'll loot these see what's up
No, I don't use believe I wouldn't believe any I use any audio filters and no BS at all
Well I use the limiter because I play a lot of scuffed war games so it doesn't go above
a certain threshold because then you will actually rip your ears.
But that limiter is very like it's set at a very high volume still.
It's for those extreme cases.
Lord Vessel?
Lord Vessel?
No!
Not the fucking hand backs.
at least I can open this yeah like non-massacre for example
yeah hop
Upgrades don't carry on so I have an unupgraded handaxe now, it's great.
There is a switch to here except the OELs.
latest window update turned on like Windows voice enhancements or some shit
I actually got to make sure he didn't do it on my PC I haven't checked
Wait his gear is not randomized where's this cheating
Wait, what if Ceaseless is big enough that I can hit him from this?
Nooooo!
Oh, you can't.
Well hey we have this.
I have actually never been down here in this Rando.
Bone wheels, big skeleton, shitty weapon I have, yep.
Come on Bonewheel, do your thing.
Oh my god.
This is some ass.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fucking mosquitoes die!
all right um well i play the from soft rpg reveal tomorrow there's no from soft rpg
revealed tomorrow or is bombed I
Oh, no!
No!
Little Jonas, thanks for the 34!
Yeah, 10-inch for him is worth it, it is.
Yeah there's more items at the end of the hallway, but there's also 8-fars, even.
I'm gonna check it, I just kinda wanna get the merchants.
There's an item in one of these, I think it's yeah here.
That's not the Lord Vessel.
Just a long run this one.
what's up
I'm dead
this guy is gonna snip me
yeah I'm dead I
this guy is gonna
So even if you need to raise the volume in my stream, is that a problem?
If I raise the volume it's gonna be too loud for other people.
I mean, you could just increase the audio in the audio thing, right?
volume on that PC. On others I don't. I need to be a 30. It's no problem. I just
drag my mouse. I pull up the volume and then I'm happy.
It's very easy. Oh yeah, I was gonna check here.
Oh, I'm actually light rolling with this, that's tough, I'm bad.
You League this weekend, yeaaah, well I'm not playing it, I'm more of a...
Yeah I know right dirty.
Oh fuck.
Yashk!
Larks at 0.005.
I'm more of a P.O.E.2 pro for sure.
All right, can I fight this guy for another year now?
Wait, there's a Capra- wait a minute, I don't even need to fight you, and why the f-
I'm dead.
I just- I just- I committed his take.
Oh my god, I'm alive.
Okay.
I don't need to kill, there's no item to the left, it's only to the right.
We love screen shake we love screen shake let's go Hanon enjoy the game beat the banger
three bosses guarding the Lord vessel true true
gotta be the Lord Vessel here right? OOH! Large Ember though! That's almost better.
OOHHH! Large Ember is huge, for people who don't know that means I can get plus 10
weapons instead of plus 5 and I have material for it. So actually,
could all can poke dude large ember is
actually humongous yeah plus 10 hand
axe epic I don't have a regular very
very large, you know.
What would be even better?
Yeah, I got damn Kirk armor, but I can actually use it, though.
If I got weapons Smith box, that will be such an insane luxury.
Don't think there's an item in there
No, I got you kidding me. Okay. Oh, I have to go through there anyways. I might as well
yolo it now risk the entire run do the
storm good I can't what I hear electricity in there who could that be
there's electricity in the capper demon room who is that who is that who yeah
could it be small
Wait this axe one hits daggers in
what the fuck that guy got yeeted
Oh, no.
no no don't don't don't don't follow me up here please I have a store right there
This is gulf for great bow sucks me a gas of hell
Think he's gone
Black fireball. Ah!
Oh, he can't enter this?
Oh, that's cool.
Alright, we're good. Nice.
There's even a Luring Skulls here, I'll buy them.
Rothern Pine, Repair Powder, Tottenight Shredderhaunt, that's one expensive slab and some large arrows.
Yeah, we buy those.
Your name is Gordon Ramsey's Ride Nutsack.
Dude, where do these guys come from? Fucking hell
I'm gonna buy these shards
Okay, actually pretty trash
But you're a ten-year follower wait no, you've been following since 2014
Holy shit
Oh my god, insane, the hell.
Wait.
Oh, no, I'm buying large arrows, yeah.
Yeah, all right, uh, we have now been through lower on that bird.
Great.
What next?
I'm really curious to see where the hell this Lord Vessel is man.
I mean, what next is I could kill Nito down below?
Valley of Drakes is not looted, actually.
My large ember!
Oh, he has like nothing left for me to buy.
That's...
Yeah.
I need 20 dicks for this, but pictures bond I posted teasing tomorrow's announcement
Yeah, I mean, yeah
Dude, can you unzoom?
Uh, yeah, I could get one imp and check the mage merchant.
That's a good idea.
I will play Crimson Desert Day 1, yeah.
I have a Corpah with it too.
Yeah, I can buy a better weapon, it's no doubt.
Like I have two other Black Knight swords I can buy,
along with a Black Knight Halbert I can buy in Firelink.
So weapon-wise, we're good.
We are.
What if I felt like it, Xenon, but I don't feel like playing any more RE9 at the moment.
I did two full playthroughs of it.
I'd rather play Dark Souls for the millionth time.
Marathon tomorrow, though?
No.
I'm- I'm beating this run tomorrow.
I'm actually gonna Omega try hard so I can put it in the books.
Oh yeah! I could actually plus 10 Lucerne.
Actually not bad. And I will.
Lulacerne.
Oh yeah, I was going to check the merchants, but it's okay, I'll check him anyways.
But I'm going to use his weapon, I'm not going to buy any new.
lost 10 Lucerne will be fine it's gonna be real good oh my god I'm slouching so
hard it's insane
you've been following since 2013 since which month LDO
December? I started in March 2013. Damn, that's crazy.
Where's my weapon? Am I blind? Am I blind? I can't see my weapon.
Oh, and ironically, where's my weapon?
Oh, I'm blind.
I was getting scammed.
Raw Lucerne might be better, who knows.
Fuck it.
Plus six.
Plus seven. Plus eight. Plus nine.
Plus 10. Hey, that's a 200 plus damage Lucerne. That's that's good for anything 220 damage
This is why finding the large emmer is so big in this round out or in this game overall
Like having a plus 10 weapon is just huge. I
Don't have the regular very large ember
Also, I'm light rolling, what the hell?
Where was I going now?
I had a game plan that I completely forgot.
Well, Valley of Drakes, yeah, yeah, the Merchants.
Relic Mac?
Hey, Lord Buckus, thanks for the 41.
The crime number like they should also only take three five or seven sips of drinks is that oh so dear mom the spectrum
Love y'all hey, you find the way you are brother. It's all the matters or I'm on
Wait, where does he appear I don't remember he's like here here here here here
Dark bead. I'm gonna buy it. Okay. Alright. Pretty map. I could feed friend. It's fine
for now though I'm not don't mess around
but if it's already too much
no because I killed the gargoyles second
regal kill the quaggolike first I actually
do most of my runs
down. down.
What's hardest for me? DS or DS2?
Probably DS. DS2 is just
sidestep and rapier. That's it.
I'm terrified of this guy, but I gotta fight him.
Uh, not getting to it now, Melissa. What I'm doing now is I'm just looting the, uh,
Valley of Drakes here, but I gotta fight this guy, which is fucking terrifying to be fair.
Why are you so tanky I'm gonna get one shot by him we all know it
The thing is, this guy could have the Lord Nestle, so I gotta fight him.
terrifying enemy this is yep that's why fucking scuffed ass enemy at the same
time like dude the hitbox on that shit is absolutely mental I hate this enemy
with a passion I really do it's my least favorite enemy in the entire game that
can also like double or triple hit you so it's just a one shot doesn't matter
how much help you have terrifying terrifying terrifying
please just die already god i hate this yeah okay
jump down after my all my hard work
I swear, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
oh my god
oh
Why didn't I kill all these first and then lose?
Wait, is the new age of barbarians out tomorrow?
No way, is it?
Is it actually?
Oh, shit! Dude! It was here all along!
Oh, this is a good run now. This is a very good run now.
This run is kind of scarily good.
Uh, Baka, thanks for the 41 man, thank you.
This is when you start getting attached, for sure.
Yeah, I imagine if I died to that damn Tarana demon, the salt would have spread.
I mean we still have- the thing is I can- oh no.
Why am I even going up here?
Just use a bone.
holy fifth of March wait shit the new H of Barbarians is out dude I'm playing that
after this run tomorrow that's peak dude first game was awesome yeah so the
thing what I can do now is I can since I have the Lord of us like in place it
We can go for a lot of boss kills with a plus five
Black knight sword so we could go for a lot of kills man we could
But we need to go slow
Fuck just trying to up that bosses number
We need to find the key items man because we already have a lot of the key items if we could find the three lord vessel
We need the three Lord Souls.
We need Chris's Key and we need the DLC Pendant.
I think if we find all of those, I can rush everything.
That's it.
This will continue tomorrow.
That's a good point to end it at, you know.
How will I deal with Ceaseless?
I will kill him at the end with insane amount of levels.
Literally, promised ex-cool tomorrow.
I did not.
Also, my chat just absolutely disconnected, so great timing, I guess,
because I can't even see.
I can't see your bits.
I can't see anyone typing.
I'm going to refresh.
Hello?
I'm live.
okay connecting the chat yeah it's glitching out like crazy wait I internet
did my fucking internet that or something hello no I'm live I can see no
BS I'm live oh wait we're back wait I can't access Twitch anymore I see chat in
in here I see chat in my OBS window I see you I just can't access Twitch
anymore oh now I'm back now I could hello I can see chat again what up cool
we have a really good run chat let's see if tomorrow's the one but after the
from tomorrow we are going to be playing
Age of
Barbarians Chronicles
Fuck yeah dude
I played the first one and it was sick
This is the sequel and it's gonna be fucking sick
Hell yeah
Barbarians of the Badlands? No no no no that's not it
Never heard of this. It's like a side scroller and then you like level up and shit
You get gear and you have cool boss fights
Yeah, I played the first one so I would do the second one. I didn't know it came out tomorrow
But I'm excited man. I'm excited
Show the stair what stairs and stare what stare?
I love it a lot of nakedness in this game throw in the first 10 minutes so
whole stream gotcha maybe who knows I mean we'll see if that happens you know
what that's all right that's okay six hours yeah six hour timer okay I'm
I'm out. I'm hungry. I should have had...
Nah, this game's tight as fuck, dude.
Yeeeaaah.
Yeeeaaah!
Yeeeaaah!
Spoilers! Spoilers, dude. Fucking spoilers, man.
The run continues and lives to see another day.
I'll be back tomorrow. I gotta go eat some lasagna man. I'm dying. Yes, Chef Diablo. Thank you
Thank you
Yo
There's quite a few who signed up for the wings for life team. Thank you. That's awesome
Supporting L. Cherry toe. Hey Peter. Thanks 28 man. Thank you
I'll see you tomorrow chat. Thanks for chilling everybody. Appreciate you all. Bye. Bye
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