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Hello.
Got a run, baby.
Well, oh, gotta run, baby, ah.
You forgot about that what I said after that fireball.
The selective listening is crazy, crazy.
Yeah, which we three will happen when they do the deal see you know
I did not, Corgi, no, I did not.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Are you...
Yeah, it's just selective hearing, Multan.
It's classic.
Dude, H.R. Barbarian Chronicles is out in one hour.
One hour.
Fuck yeah.
Or maybe people just need to listen, Christopher.
Nice low and sub, let's go!
Prefer village of a requiem?
Ah, I see, I see.
Ah, yeah, Ninja Gaiden God, you'll see.
Oh fuck!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
You will die, barbarian.
Wait, you can co-op, as your barbarian, apparently. That's sick. I don't know you can do that.
I mean H of Barbarian releases in one hour in 5 p.m. I gotta play this sequel to H of
Barbarian man that shit's gonna be tight. Back to Asylum? No I have a rungoing.
Probably gonna throw in the first 10 minutes, but we'll see.
We shall see.
What a PBT.
Walker makes a 9-1, Angle makes a 20, King Moat makes a 120, Curry, and Epidix a 9-1.
Yeah, I'm not sure those will ever happen, I mean maybe this honor too.
What up, CB?
Thank you, Felidae.
Nice, dirty let's go.
Let's go.
Sup Mulpinos?
I am Roman.
I am, I am actually.
Fuckin' dead.
colleagues 20 thank you we go I mean I have a run with the moment this run dies
I'm hopping on a java very in there
fuck yeah CV like to hear it like to hear it it's not public logic but there
is another randomizer that is pretty similar not slay the spire too no
No.
No.
We're playing this.
Fuck yeah dude.
One hour.
Slave Aspire 2.
Ooh, what a banger.
Mia Gakrit.
Oh yeah, it's early access. I wonder why they're launching an early access.
It's a deck builder? Wait, wasn't the first latest player? A deck builder? Or...
Yeah. I already played it off stream, Christopher.
Jin takes a 96 man. Thank you dude.
Oh they did this. Our first game was also. Okay I see.
I see, okay.
Huh.
They all nailed it.
Dude I'm excited for that underwater...
darkest dungeon like or whatever you wanna say.
That might you to my first elderly play through it's on the Vaude channel. It should be at least
Look is a ruin like in chat
Wow, pretty art. It's a CRPG.
Oh
Swedish he's so fair border guard Swedish
My GC thinks the 103, 10RX 33, thank you.
Damn, canvas.
Yeah, you really don't need to hold back on the safes.
You really don't.
4pm, time for the 10 minute throw.
Throw into Asia-Barbarian, baby.
Fuck yeah.
I think it's like 557, about.
Well, not in minutes.
There we go.
Nice!
Do, do, do, do.
Yeah, there is CB.
There's all right ones, yeah.
There is.
yeah yeah you just let the key items update
bearded do do do who did you have thanks to 27 thank you wait for the key items to
sync up
Ah, shit
I don't remember what game that was.
Pedigrino.
Fatal frame to remake demo.
I mean I'll think I'll just wait for full release.
Oh now it's updated look at that we do have a lot of key items spooky top down
I thought I think it might be on my wishlist I have so many other these
games on my wishlist but jay rubber is age of a burning one stream game I think
I think I finished the first one even through like the super secret boss and shit in one
stream I think so.
Yeah we go.
The thing is I've looted a lot.
Lord Vessel was in Valley of Drakes.
32 I think he sells more right I kept doing the opus words to make a move so easy
bolts. Let's get some heavy bolts in here dude. What up this? I'm gonna buy some more
and upgrade it. Plus, oh wait, I can plus 10. Right, I have the large ember. Man, I
I gotta feed some items, my inventory is chaos.
14, let's see here.
The Priscilla death.
She's scary early on man, she's the one shot.
Lord of us it wasn't valley of drakes
Valley of the drakes
I can just do this fuck it I
Think I have two black night whip. I know actually I have three black night weapons to buy I do
Ding ding ding ding. Wow. Wow.
Plus six. This is actually decent. I'm going to go finish looting Valley of the Drakes
with this. That damage is surprisingly good, man.
Thank you gears spaghetti I have large ember I've lured vessel I have one Lord soul
Yeah, Lord Vesel was in the Valley of Drates.
Not so smart trash, I think it's 50.
It's been, I've had better this, but dude, finding large, finding large ember is such
a game changer because you could just make almost any weapon work. It's so good to find
large ember along with shards. Yeah exactly. But to be honest I've had better seeds though
But this is up there
See yeah, I have a really bad
Seasless yeah much that told me this
Lord of Us wasn't Valley of Drakes, but I didn't get it until very late.
I looted it like everything except Valley of Drakes, and then at the end of the stream
I looted it yesterday.
Hey, you.
I hate that you can't zoom in and aim with this shit.
Damn.
Damn
To do why it's gonna be really bad versus this guy
Okay
Oh my gosh, what's range?
Heal!
The crossbow is good because it's plus 10.
Like any weapon you can plus 10, it's so nice.
My most of memory is telling me to roll and dodge this, but I'm gonna roll off to bridge and die.
Don't do it.
Don't listen to it.
Nice.
Just cut him backwards.
Ooh, the headshot.
Heeeeww!
Heeeeww!
Hey, you!
Some of my favorite game mechanics abilities from any game?
Oh dude, that, that...
That's, that's tough.
My favorite game mechanics slash abilities from any game.
Hey, you!
Oh, shit, man.
I want to say the executions in God of War, when a circle pops up, oh yeah, the trap
clip, this is true.
Aw man, the good ol' dread hunger days. Yo what up Darkwatch?
Eugh...
Not those, I can replace them though.
Alright, we've looted this. I can get out of here.
I could get out of here.
how long till the schedule throw about 50 minutes cuz then H.R. Barbarian is
released
Lord Parathax the 107 monograph in 16 again thank you
believe it or not this this is my second fat I've already had one
You heard me chat.
Remember when I said a while back that my girlfriend wanted to play XCOM 2 with me?
Well, we just beat it and I loved every minute of it.
Wishing you the best for your play through and I'm gonna enjoy all your failed attempts
at hitting the enemy.
I'm gonna enjoy banning chatters than missed a 95% shot.
B scaling.
We're gonna go now, though. I guess I'll place the Lord vessel.
I'm excited for XCOM too man.
Oh, I stepped for a tire.
Maybe great hollow?
Maybe not.
Saving that shit for the end.
I also have a ceaseless on Taurus Demon Bridge.
That shit sucks.
Okay, I'm gonna remove Lord Vessel from these key items now because otherwise people
they're gonna be asking.
There we go.
Yeah, no.
No early great hollow.
Nah.
Nah.
I say we go.
Yeah, I'm playing Crimson Desert
day one, yeah.
Oh yeah, I have super
Smowing Capra's arena.
Not too bad though.
could definitely be worse. When did I find the vessel? At the end of the stream
yesterday. The last thing I did, I found it. Yeah, heavy spams, but I mean, yeah
Yeah that's what I'm scared of.
Have I had Seath and Calamity?
I fit.
Was this the room where Seath was on Gargoyle Roof?
Yeah, I have Thorn Gauntlets, but it's fine since I'm light rolling.
New methods to rush to him with a giant?
Nah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm alright.
What's the Lord of the Slytem?
It allows you to open up the gates to get to the four Lord bosses or whatever.
And then you can also teleport between certain bonfires.
That's the part that scares me this like the mid part of the tree and the bottom of it.
Yeah I have an item in asylum I do.
Oh yeah I could do, I can actually do four kinks.
could do that. Yeah, in this club, fucks dude. You need the ring equip for four kings,
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Spaghetti?
No, you need a lot more items in the Lord of Us all to beat the game.
Wait, he dropped the broken pendants. I can go to the DLC? Nice.
So easy game
Yo, uh, James, thanks for 25.
Broken Pendant should be Randall, yeah, it should.
Or maybe it isn't.
Don't remember no it is random. No, I found it in last time. I was in the OC. I didn't find it here
I don't remember where I found it. Did I buy it from a shop?
Was a giant mushroom
It is this yeah should be surely
I want to go through the DLC see what boss I have
Hmm, I'm scared of that guy, man.
I have a bunch of fire bombs.
Boy!
I hit the Taurus demon under the stairway.
That mushroom terrifies me, man.
That guy is scary.
I'm killing you with this shit.
I've lost a run to a mushroom before.
Not again.
Why do the mushrooms deal so much damage anyway?
No, the question is why does random chain prisoners deal so much damage?
That's the true question!
Hey you.
Oh stone guy.
Hell yeah, I'm doing Age of Barbarian whenever this run finishes or dies.
You will die Barbarian.
I'm scared of this guy even though I've fought him a million times.
He's gonna have some like random insane DPS multiplier.
Okay, no he's fine.
alright you can this yeah I'm just being very careful until I'm properly warmed
up
zoop what up Ziko have linked to current renovation I think it's on discord in
the gaming channel salad linked it there
Start of stream doing run from previous days insanely dangerous that's when they die yeah
which is why I'm so careful right now.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
Until your mind gets into it then it's easier.
This guy's gonna parry me and I'm gonna get fucking one shot or something.
Parry my jump attack.
That's why I thought.
Oh fuck no, this won't be an elite enemy.
Probably a Titan Eye demon again that's gonna triple hit me and kill me.
Alright, thanks 32 batch, poppers, 9, but Garen thanks 31, Jams so...
Thanks 6-6, James, 6-25, ah fuck!
My head is not in the game right now, man!
Ah, whoa!
I should R2 there.
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ass.
It's always happening!
Fuck!
I'm gonna make sure that this the bone wheel is not back here I don't think so club is
plus 10 yeah I don't think that's 33 Laura I think it's 32 the guys
Oh, that's cute.
No, that's not one of the bosses now.
I
What up Kiong hammers post 10
What a mommy's bunk
I know the chosen one makes two chosen one I'm coming all right let's learn them all out
I don't want to kill the dudes in the back because they're going to drop some shit.
Oh, firebugs don't work on them.
Did I ever do a random use which would get run of Elden Ring?
I do remember.
Did I?
I did.
I did. I mean, I probably did.
of
I
Get off my body
Oh my god, what is this thing there or whatever or
We fight yes
Turn off!
Okay, that's most things cleared.
There's a little few more enemies.
No, I have no plans on running R9.
I don't really enjoy Resident Evil's speedruns too much.
No, Sam's East. No.
No.
It would have been different if SRT was not a thing. Oh yeah, for me it would definitely would, yeah.
Like I really enjoyed running RE2 Remake
until the whole SRT
thing.
Well, thanks, 17 adults, it's two.
Yeah I can open all the cells here.
I think I'll loot the prison.
I'm just gonna like clear everything.
dude why do I always forget how to open this oh yeah right no the key you need
a giant door key which is right right yeah that's how it works in this one it's
It's in one of the items here, right?
And I don't have the giant dorky.
Oh, R9 gets SMR, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I'm just killing all the enemies before I start looting for it.
Ah, no, SRT is a software that allows you to see the health of all the enemies in the game, among other things.
some are super mega recommended
All right.
No idea, Regal.
To be honest, I have no idea how this enemy Rando works.
Not a clue.
I don't know if you ever saw my PB death, Regal, where I died to the chain prisoner.
I hope that...
I hope that...
Jain prisoners aren't saying normally regal, but not that insane, not even close.
We checked the health of him and it's not the normal at all. He was like the equivalent of like new game plus seven or something
So there's definitely something going on with scaling but
It's not I don't know I don't really know how this enemy random works to be honest
There's no more enemies I could just loot fucking
Yeah, according to the log of enemies, he was actually scaled it down, so I don't know
Oh man, it's fucking weird.
Yeah, there we go.
No, for sure.
Like I had 1,400 health.
And then when I killed him, we checked how much health he has, and he had like two and a half thousand health or something.
He was bugged and the number he was scaled, if put into new game, would give him new game plus six.
Yeah, he had the same health as new game plus six, yeah. And why?
I don't it's weird it's it's hard to understand how the scaling works in this
rando
yeah probably regal that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying
Yeah, I'm gonna play the new Bond game here, man.
It's gonna be sick.
Oh, shit.
I might as well clear out the archives with this and then just loot them, see what I find.
Well, I'm not gonna do the Avalyn drop though, I haven't done that drop in forever.
I don't think it kills you if you miss it though.
In the unmodded version of the Trandomizer with scaling, the time difference is not
scale at all.
Crispy craters.
I'm dead.
Don't throw me off the railing.
Do not throw me off the railing.
Thank you. Alright.
fuck is this skelly keep coming from man chill we must be like a necromancer or something
How do you like your martini, Mr. Jazz? Randomize.
Wait, that's a good one.
What the hell?
Yeah, he did come back!
Vreeee!
That's actually, I'm dead, it's over.
It's scary with uh, Skilly here.
Oh my god, nice running attack.
I don't want to get lightning bounced to death, man.
Okay.
Okay.
Fucking hell.
Stop!
Bonewheel!
No!
Bunk!
Hell no I ain't dropping to the avalanches.
Hell no.
It's scarily really annoying though.
Is there a chest up there?
I don't remember.
Isn't there like a mimic somewhere?
Maybe I killed him.
Is that another bone wheel?
What is that?
Archer?
Yeah.
Okay.
First floor is where the mimic is.
Thanks
This club is too good man, I swear
Then my camera free it freezes once per stream dude
Wait, no, it didn't know he didn't freeze. I'm here. Oh my god. The one guy was just trying to sabotage me. I will not let you succeed I
Think my camera she's dying to be honest
of
true true are you mimic
Oh wait, is that the uh, who's shooting that?
Ah, I'm smacking him.
I wonder if I should go loot this whole area.
I think pretty much everyone is dead.
I think I'll lose this run.
I think there's a lot left in this run.
to age your barbarian, time to throw and 15 minute rant Kiki.
It's all good you know, it's all good.
It's all your fault.
Slash, slash.
Follow up, now.
Kiki mode.
Zoom!
Slash.
Slash
One of you oh, is that the mimic yeah, okay bonk
What?
Is that a Gravelord of Dragonass?
I think it is.
That's fucked up.
Take a nuclear axle.
Am I logging in tomorrow?
No.
Thanks, 91.
Might be XCOM tomorrow.
It depends on how this run goes, really.
But when this run dies, the new H.R. Barbarian is out today.
I want to play that, you know?
And that game is probably not longer than a few hours.
Man, what do I do?
I'm terrified running there now.
I'm going to see what it is.
He can't hit me from here.
That would be insane.
no plans on playing Death Stranding 2.
Okay, so what the hell just hit me there then?
I'm terrified of going there.
I swear I saw like a giant red leg.
Maybe he fell off the balcony or something.
I swear I saw a big red something.
Oh fuck
Watch this mushroom being scaled out the wazoo for some reason I
Saw he saw kissing Kate you Kate saw I saw he saw he saw saw that I saw Kate and Kate saw I saw he saw
I'm so ying.
Wait, let's not get sandwiched here.
Yeah, I should be able to tank hit from the mushroom, but the reason I'm so scared is
because I don't trust the Randa with it with its scaling since my PB death.
Fuck me, that guy dealt a lot of damage.
Okay, I don't know man. The thing is that's a mimic which could potentially have a key item.
It could.
Hey, you.
No, wait, oh my god, I'm scared.
Go full health.
Full ass health.
Don't block.
What was it that did like 70% of my health in one hit?
whatever it was it's gone
I got Lord Vessel, yeah.
Y'all bombed the 665, I lost the shooting handle with the X-74 and Milks, thanks for
the tier 322, dude.
Thank you, man, thank you.
Boom, boom, boom.
His Hobbs run alive by the way.
Hobb has a really good run going.
He's quite a bit further than I am.
Yeah, it's alive.
Nice.
Break curie
Wait, why is there a foggate here? Oh, I haven't killed Cthie yet, right?
Yeah, I was gonna go here to loot the room, but I forgot you gotta kill the main boss before you can do it
Lettuce run seems pretty far too. Yeah, it's impossible to know how far Lettuce is though
because it doesn't have any counters or key item overlay so I don't I'd never
know how far into a run he is
I hear enemies.
Now where is enemies?
There.
Hmm, cool.
Darkwood grain ring.
Nice.
Come again.
I could buy those weapons in case I loot a bad one, yeah, yeah, I know it gives more
frames, yeah.
The damn thorn's gloves is so bad.
All right I'm gonna loot these archives now see what we can find.
Any key items?
I healed!
Calm! Calmate!
All right let's go on...
I've got a friend.
Mr. E.K.
Haven't I already looted that?
You should ban yourself from now, CB.
uhhhh... okay, you!
End show!
Thanks for this, Savon!
Thank you!
Chest with Avalyn has Lord Vessel 2.
The sequel.
Uh, I think it's on the upper floor.
There's the items here.
Yeah, how dare you call Age of Barbarian?
Some barbarian game. It's THE barbarian game. Alright?
The one.
Uuughhhhhh!
Oh fuck, these enemies aren't dead.
Oh, yeah, real CD real
Jokler makes the 86
I thought it was a key item.
Nice, Rachel.
I think I'm a better gamer than salad in some games. Yes in some games. No, that's how it goes.
I need to remember, I need to relearn where the items are in this area.
Yeah, I'm playing crimson desert day one man.
I look forward to it.
The only thing I've heard is that controls can take so long to get used to.
It can be a klunke.
Klunke.
Oh, why is there a head up there?
There's shit.
Yeah, that's where the chest is.
I think that's the only thing I haven't looted except Avalyn.
I think I- oh wait, is the chest-
Uhhhhhhh!
Having regal in chat is cheating.
Bro is Dark Souls.
Well this is how it goes CB, listen up buddy.
My PB is better than Regals, which clearly means that I am better at Dark Souls.
Alright?
Clearly.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
I'm gonna die here though right in time for a Jabarberian feels good man
Do you die if you miss this drop I mean we're gonna find out I I'm just gonna fucking wing it I
Know I think you live if you fail it right pretty sure you do
That's not a key item.
You hella die.
noon corn.
I don't think so Arash, I feel like it's always upgrades.
I never remember how you get into that like balcony place.
Is it from the first ceiling? You have to open that door.
It's like under one of these pillars or whatever.
There, yeah. There it is.
Uh, explanation for a new Randall briefly explains L. Changeo's.
Any other items here? No? This is it?
Okay, memory is gradually coming back
Okay, that's the prison looted that's Duke's archives looted except for Avalyn I believe
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Go for Avalyn?
No?
Yeah, this is use what you get, yeah.
Nice motor gauze.
Time for barbarian.
Whenever this run finishes or dies, it's time for barbarian.
Yeah.
You will die, barbarian.
Good evening, little fart.
You know, I could just buy the BKH plus five it
and then just run and kill every boss I can access
and see what we get out of it.
Oh, you nice desert in yeah, I've actually never tried to
Mosquito fucking stay there. I can't actually kill you
Yeah, I think I've seen a chained prisoner this run.
20k for these gloves.
Well, these are a thousand.
Good.
We need to get rid of this shield and this weapon
Yeah, I know miss these three is my least favorite out of all of them
the
great is the sword. Now, I need to remove it. If I recall, someone has the grass crest shield, but I don't remember who.
I haven't been to Shiba yet actually yeah it might be the guy in sense I could buy
grass Chris shield and a black knight halberd and then just rush all the bosses
I can access. Very tempting it is. I think I'll wrap up C first though in that area.
But I need to get rid of...is there a staff I can buy somewhere? The shield is a damn
heavy.
use what you get.
Ostbolegebelia.
Sorcerer catalyst?
Are they the one for like half a million souls?
There might be someone here though.
Yes, I can buy Sorcerer catalysts, it's nice.
all right
shops are randomized here
the
What up, crony?
What is the deadlock arc?
Ah, never.
They added new weapons to species unknown?
Oh, shit, really?
Wait, that's a pug, actually.
of
We cannot.
That was surprisingly little damage.
Yeah, the club is so much better.
Welcome to Highgarden.
Oh man.
Yes, I'm doing Fatal Frame 2 Remake.
As you finish this, I'm doing Asia Barbarian's sequel. It just came out 10 minutes ago.
Never, Zive. This is peak.
Hey, you.
Hob lost a run here to a dark wraith.
Is it over?
Why am I sliding?
I don't like that sound and I don't like you.
No, come back!
Oh, okay.
Fuck it.
it.
My arm.
Chunker is nice.
Uh...
No.
No.
No.
I don't remember how it worked last time, HEAL!
Oh my god mega heal!
Hey, you.
Sanctuary Guardians kinda asked for this weapon, to be honest.
Oh yeah, uh, well, it's sure- oh, okay, well.
Revenge time!
I
Hey you
Oh god, sorry
Yeah, I really don't know true
Gonna loot some items and see if they are important snow
How do you run back up here just straight forward?
Seems to work.
That was great.
Nice running attack.
Yeah, I ain't going for that item because I do not remember how to do it.
I will save it for the absolute final thing in this run.
Bonk!
Yeah.
Uh, just a straight run up. Yeah.
I think so, right?
Yeah.
It's really awkward running backwards through here.
It's really awkward running backwards through here
Gonna try to not aggro this guy and get home the
Hey you
Hmm
That's not a lord soul
Yeah, but look at my key items. That's the thing, this hasn't been a boss rush run.
It has been a looting run. That's why I have the large ember, I have Covenant of Artorias,
I have the painted doll, I have the law barring, I have the Lord Vessel, I have a
a lot of key items because I'm just looting all the areas that's not gonna be
anything I was planning on to conduct said in but seems like something might
have gone in the way for now
That's alright.
This is all bosses.
Don't need that one Bubbles, thank god.
Is there any more items to loot here or is that the one I think?
I think we're good.
Alright, yeah, we're pretty much done here.
Well, nope. There's two items in the forest. Okay.
Yeah.
Clean, clean.
And I'm heavy rolling epic.
Yeah, I didn't grab the blue slab because I'm saving that for when I really, really need to.
nice okay uh that was fun
oh we have fire bombs we do yeah I have a I have a plan
have I not been to the chaos daughter okay time to throw I guess we can also go
to the DLC unless it's Gwynn Gwynn fucking terrifying Gwynn is the scariest
one I swear
Oh yeah, Seath's scripted death room I haven't been to either.
What up, Hollow?
I can also do four kinks.
I have everything to do new Londo.
Many times, Mikaerus, many times.
Can't you switch to arm only and pair with an arm?
Peri and Gwyn is not the scary part.
It's his quick attack that you can't parry.
And if you don't have a shield, you can't block it and then you're dead.
So you actually, you really, really, really, really want the shield.
How can you counteract that rolling by just being very good at the game?
It's having rolls perfectly.
Oh well.
No, it's fine.
I mean, I know, uh...
Oh, pretty much all the enemy move sets.
The thing is, if you heavy roll, you won't be able to...
dodge stuff no matter what.
Like, if an enemy has a quick combo, one-two combo,
like, with that roll you won't be able to avoid it.
You can dodge the first hit, but the second hit will hit you.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
DREGONASS!
KEEEEL!
Was I the first to clear RE4 per Miranda?
Yes, sir!
The Myral, thank you for the 10 man, thank you dude, welcome you fellas, 1998.
Bob's gonna be the first one to beat this one.
Bob has actually a godlike run going.
I did finish these two perma death rando yes
Great, but I have been here. Did I just never rest at the bonfire? Yeah, I don't think I did.
I
What up boys
I
Damn Terry seems kind of base-eyed, yeah, I know this is need oh, yeah
Tom thinks through your anniversary. Thank you. I don't kill all the bosses. Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Neato don't go that way this way I'm here Neato what are you doing
I don't know why I hear this can leave
Heal!
Huge Heal!
Wait, he's actually advancing forward.
What the hell?
Nice, we have the lava ring so I think I'll just try to kill everything here and then
can just loot the place.
1404 health, the same amount that, the same amount of health I had when the chained prisoner
pretty much one shot me well I had like 80% health
the
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Shane prisoner does not live rent free in my head.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I have not been to the catacombs, no.
Am I going to get invaded here now?
Yeah.
It's a little bit scary fighting him here.
What?
His gear isn't randomized.
Insane cheater.
Oh, he's dead.
He just dropped the silver pendant.
Oh, Manus is already dead, so.
Calamity is still alive somewhere.
Monke and a dark ray
Monke
Monke
What up, Tiaziat?
Yes, I was gonna do XCOM today if I had, if I didn't have a run going, but I do actually
have a good run going.
Oh, is that a bone whale?
Bop! Bop!
I
I
Can move this for a long I want to see each barbarian I oh I'm also excited for Asia barbarian
But I'm not trying to throw here.
Hey, you!
Ash X-Fing 74!
Thank you.
I'm just killing all the- oh no.
Fuck.
That dragon ass.
Me no likey.
Me no likey.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna try to go over there where that dragon ass is.
I'll loot this area after killing the boss wherever it is unless it's going then I'm boning
What's the name of the sequel for age of barbarians?
uh, age of barbarian chronicles
ahhhhhhhhhh
wait, it delayed launch? no way
wait
what?
it was supposed to come out 40 minutes ago
wha?
why is there a dragon ass down there?
I don't remember if there's even loot there
well, if it's not out yet
Oh, fuck.
Zoinks!
A rebel's so good.
It's alright.
It's alright.
I'm not the best in my boat.
I'm an OG for all of you.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Why are you still alive?
Zoom!
By Noctulars?
From Dead's Twitter.
A driver in Chronicles is waiting,
final platform proof of steam.
Everything is ready on our side
and the game will be live very soon.
Okay, so they're just waiting for steam to approve it, essentially.
Okay, that's fair.
Wait, isn't there supposed to-
Am I crazy? I guess I am.
That is not a Lord Solizzi.
I don't think there's any other item here.
Oh, my fab's gonna go away now.
When it does, that's gonna be a sad, sad moment.
The song that plays during the subgift is anything to make the pretty boy feel special.
called it's on YouTube is that an enemy or is that a real
No, that's an actual corpse. Any Lord Solors?
Noo!
Hey, you!
Yup, Professor Werbeck's a 19, thank you.
Let's see, the latest one I got was Raring a Sacrifice, so the next one that goes is
actually fat which means I need to put the
lovering here because otherwise I could
fuck myself
well there goes fast and now I'm heavy
rolling
of
That's rough.
What scares me is the fact that I haven't found Dustcrown or Calamity Ring yet.
if that were to be the rule you the mom said it you would be you could potentially be soft
locked in your runs which is why that's not a rule
Exactly bubbles, which is why I put the ring here because if I found a ring in the lava
This would be replaced
But you could actually find a double ring and then you're fucked
That's sick will be I like it
All right, I will switch this back to it was ring a fab, right?
ring of the subs first born
The item I missed there is from an enemy. It's not gonna be a key item. I am me
To get rid of this armor man, hey you
Hey you I don't know how the FAP doesn't get destroyed to be honest
Mota, go ahead and wrench against Chain Friend.
No.
I'm not.
the game plan actually right now I'm just looting areas before bosses I'm
considering buying the Black Knight Halberd and the Grasscrest Shield and
then just killing all the bosses that I can access
and then looking for a key items but yeah I actually I could do that that would
I would actually beat 18 then I would beat my PB
Yeah, I should have done it when I had fat. Yeah true
So heavy.
No I have no plans for Slay the Spire unfortunately.
Hey you.
Yeah there's a dragon ass there for all cause I don't want to loot that unless I absolutely
have to.
makes a big game? Well Fatal Frame 2 isn't like a week and then after that it's Crimson
Desert. So I'm playing those. You got any chill body armor for me? No? God.
two hundred and eighty damage Jesus Christ
I forgot to loot ceaseless.
Hopefully it's not a new weapon.
Well, I know that's the other DS games I have.
Well no one finished the DS3 run.
I have an air.
I need to get rid of this body armor.
In case steam approval takes too long, Age of Barbarians will be available on Ethic.
Real.
Okay.
There you go
Next Ari's only horizon which one do you want to see first zero remake over on if a remake or are you five?
Oh code Veronica. I want to see Claire dude
of
why is that pokemon minecraft?
interest out of me unfortunately
That's two out of four now and a crystal sword which is a very good weapon
Go through the DLC.
Yo, silly, I'm your second kid this month.
Congrats, bro.
Huge congrats.
Oh wait, can he not?
Is it only the, uh...
Is it only a giant blacksmith I can?
Wait, is it Crystal Sword you call?
It's the Crystal Halberd you can though.
Yeah, you can because that's how you restore their ability.
Ah, I'll have a first find then.
It's all Gucci.
Ten million hours.
Uhhh, yep, let's go.
But where?
Well, I would love to remove this body armor.
I could check for a different body armor.
I don't remember if there's any here in Giant Blacksmith.
No, I haven't looted large flame ember chest because there's a dragon ass guarding it.
two more lord souls man two more and then we have access to Gwyn but obviously this
is all bosses so we need two more lord souls and we need the crest key I think those are
are the only key items I need before I can win this randomizer.
Yeah, it is right. Pretty sure.
The vessel was in the Valley of the Drakes.
Oh, well, we restocked this at least, so that's cool.
I don't need more.
How about play Banquish?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
I think I'll just go to the DLC at this point.
Oh shit, Marathon is in an hour?
I am legit curious how that game is going to do.
Big Mike, thanks 41 man, thank you.
Oh, yeah, I have a quick run up to ceaseless from here.
Wait, what is that item?
I never looted this.
Huh.
I'm not going to use the same skills.
What about Wallenstein?
No way he snipes me this far though. That will be insane.
No, Captain Gustavs, loadbills, and all that.
I got hit by a silent even it's so
I
Have fought man is yeah, man. Where's all the body armors, man?
What up, Stevie now we're going strong here
fuck you
made a flame
kinda want a different weapon here let's see who was it that had
yeah it was Logan right
Agent Barbarian isn't out yet. They're waiting for like steam approval or something they tweeted.
Come again.
I'm doing XCOM 2 with a twitch integration mob.
Honor man.
Hey, Ella.
I just got married last week, finally after losing my other wife in December due to the
Gollum Fiosco.
We decided instead of holding a birthday we would watch you play XCOM.
Oh, wait. Not again.
Congrats dude. Congrats.
Thank you for calling Lad replacement hotline I'm here now we can start hi lark so
I have a barbarian ink to do first this run though no I'm not gaurd thing god no I would never
Oh, there's a kitty cat here hopefully they can't go on this bridge
I'm waiting for it you've got larger to replace slad slad doesn't need replacing
Are you kidding me?
What the fuck is this insane cheating?
Oh my god.
I want to clear this part here right here.
The royal woods.
Because I don't remember where all the items are.
I think I remember most of them.
But I'm gonna clear everything- WHAT THE FU-
Hmm?
What's that at you?
Alright.
Have I gone BKH yet?
BKH is in the shop in Firelink.
Is that a dragon ass?
Fuck.
What the fuck is happening?
Ah
You just gotta be more skilled Phoenix that's it man
I don't like, no no no no no, I do not like dragon ass.
Are you stuck there?
Cause that would be nice, but there's a chest where he is, and that's not so nice.
Monkey.
I see larvae and I am scared of larvae oh fuck my mind was charging up
okay be safe heal
of
the
you
I'm terrified of that dragon ass dude, I'm going to get back stabbed by it.
Yeah, there's one item there, right?
There's not too many items on this part of the forest. There's one of the tower where the shortcut is that I'm getting later
I remember that. I don't think there's too many items in this part. There's more in the
the next part. Favorite enemy in DS1? Yeah, there's nothing here. Maybe Balder Knights
or something
noo I'm heavy rolling
you're a lizard
I
remove Lord Vest from key items because-
Oh, fuck no.
Ohhhh.
NOOOOOOO!
I fucking heard that in my left ear.
I heard that in my left ear.
I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.
Hey, you.
Skell? Skell? Why is there a Titan ID-man here though? That's the wor- they could like
sandwich me and just murder me. And there's a dragon ass.
equals Dragon Ass. No! I'm dead. I'm dead again.
I
That's how did I do it is so bad?
Fucking hell can I I need to I want to kill her
If that Titanite Demon wasn't there, this would be insanely free.
But now I'm terrified.
There's so many items that I need to grab here and she's just sniping me, or he is.
Where is she?
why why do you have to have a Titan I demon with you I'm too scared to run in
Luto this shit with this and I'm terrified of running back up there
worst combination
I'm not sure I can do this with heavy roll and if are you fucking my ass oh my god
God!
No, no, no, no, and then I get a stored ass. I got a stored roll
Give me out of this hell. Oh my god. Fuck this. I'm not doing this with a heavy roll
I can't do this with heavy roll. Oh
Oh my god!
Oh, it wasn't all fun.
Okay, we're going somewhere else.
I need to get rid of this heavy roll, though.
It's these two.
Oh this shield, oh this shield's not so bad.
Oh!
Another big one.
Okay I'm mid rolling again.
Grisly Bear Naked, I think sub, DocsFlex39, Captain Genius, I think it's 3, Anniversary,
10, I think it's 39, uh, we, we, we, we, we, you know what, fuck it, we're going this
This way.
Ah, lava ring.
It's supposed to replace this.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
brother
That's a bad and a now a brother-man bill
There's an item here how might as well meet is see what's up a lot
Now I kind of regret it.
I just had like three close calls regal right after each other. It's fucking terrifying.
I got basically sandwiched between a dark sorcerer and a Titan ID but just sniping me with lightning and
Dark orbs.
Yo, Slab.
Did you do full run today?
Oh, brother of Christ, man.
To 20 nice man. Yeah, I can easily go under two hours. I'm guessing
I do that black my weapons for right now I'm focused on looting
I'm gonna see who this is. Can you carry with a shield? Hey, you can how good is this shield?
56 stability, that's not bad. Just in case this is going.
What up, Tim? I still the same run but it was just very... five minutes ago super
close to dying. Way too close. I have no plans to inspire too now. Alright, who do we have
here then? Yeah, Lord Vessel isn't part of key items, because when you place the Lord
Vessel it disappears. So whenever I have the Lord Vessel and I place it, I just
to remove it because otherwise people always ask.
Uh, why is Lord Vesumna ticked in the key over there?
Oh, it's fire sage, okay.
Centipede fire sage, yeah.
Wait, can we like, go over here and not be in the lava maybe?
That will be really pulled, actually.
I'm damn you really like that jump back Jesus
of
Only 19 flasks left.
Yeah, I gotta be careful.
Hey, you.
And that is why, well, I mean, I wasn't in the lava, so...
It's gonna replace this one next, so I'm gonna switch it back to here...
It becomes a bit awkward.
Because if I loot a ring in the lava now, I'm dead.
And that will be fucking dumb.
You would literally be softlocked, chat.
Go eat some lasagna, alright?
Lord Ilias, thanks for the 104!
Yeah, I'm glad you liked it.
Me too, me too.
Yeah, but there's items in the lava suicide frog. What if there's key items there?
blue 95 garment is the one anniversary thank you in clown service thanks to bitties man
I'm looking I'm scouting for bone wheels here Bob is playing this exact same version scarecrow
I knew I shouldn't have looted it so greedy
from a long sword to a short sword oh yeah I actually haven't gone a bit of chaos yet
Which is a little bit scary because if it bit of chaos is in the usual spot
I'm gonna die you think I remember how to do that fight normally hell no
actually this guy deals a lot of damage for some reason.
Look at that storm!
Why is that dealing so much damage?
I don't know, man!
Brando be seeming sus lately!
Like that's just a storm, but it's dealing that much!
And I'm on mega high level!
I mean, maybe this one always built that much.
It's not a regular Taurus Demon obviously.
So many items in this area man.
Finally I'll pick it up, it's just giving me some Titanite thing.
What?
I don't like that I would have preferred the other shield
Fuck me scissor man's here
Yeah, there's two items over there
Oh, that's a beauty of a weapon right there.
I'm just going to go to the boss, I think, and then I'll be back here.
speech mouse speech speech mouse
why thank you bingo
an arrow gets like 73 bro
This is not the first time I'm in Lost Isolation when you ran down.
I've been here before.
I don't really need to kill them I'm just scared I'm gonna what is that noise dragon
Nass? Oh, it's a dragon.
That's all right.
Ah.
Ah.
Sorry, I was testing something.
You.
You
Wait, who are you I'm no idea
Please don't be glinn cuz I don't have a
if this is going then take me out of here please it doesn't look oh it's
O and S. Okay. Alright. Oh my god, thank you Lord Miyazaki. Yes.
Well, the ground gets destroyed here.
I don't know if it does.
So I'm really scared of the ground.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, and then I get close shoved in my ass.
If I could just know if the ground will get destroyed or not.
I'm terrified. I don't think it does. I'm pretty sure it doesn't. Because I did Super
Ornstein before? And he didn't? Yeah.
I've never heard this song before, unironically.
Weapon Smith box? Okay. I mean, that's just a quality of life item in it.
Good mask, yeah.
Wait, why am I even going here? I don't need to go here.
Uh, we gotta loot the lava items we do.
Yeah, I cannot go into Pain of World, yeah.
Uh, this should be correct.
So now we're gonna kill some fools.
I do have Lord Vessel, yeah.
and I see Hobbs 4 Kings, no.
Is it bad?
Armor after risk?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, shmeeeeeel!
of
I don't think there's any items over there.
I think it's only over here.
I hope they gave the from software sound engineer a race after this.
Well, I don't think this range is great.
That would be ridiculous.
No rings can't.
Can rings even break in this game?
Hold up I'm trying to remember the items I gotta loot.
This is when I loot a double ring in the lava and I insta-die, we all know it's gonna
Oh, yaito. Meh. 20x I have 18, I could actually start using this.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
So make sure our new rando dirt salad explains it very briefly low chowder
If it's a small one, Seba, no, I never knew you could, so enjoy.
Oh yeah, I guess I could repair my armor. Not like it matters in this game.
Oh yeah, I got Weapon Smith box. It's true.
True, true.
Lord Vosle was in the valley of the Dreads.
Am I going to New Londo now?
I haven't done that in forever.
as well dude do 24 hour stream to beat hobbies at 16 now I mean I could rush up
to probably 20 let's see where haven't I been one two three
There's nine bosses. No, there's eleven bosses left.
Who's- oh, yeah!
Taurus demon, yeah.
Taurus demon, which is actually ceaseless. And then I have Capra gaping. I could rush to them and
just beat my PB.
But I'm not going to. I've been focused on finding these key items.
So I'm actually gonna go down to New Londo now because I've never done New Londo in the new Rando.
might as well try something new.
Capra Gaping, yeah. Pretty sure Capra Demon is, um,
uh, Miragasmo, which is very scary.
Oh yeah, I gotta switch this ring to...
Well, I think the blue ring is supposed to be here,
and then I had another ring here,
but now I don't remember which one it is.
It was probably Ring of Thap, right?
Oh yeah, Rigo, we'll see about that.
We'll see about that.
I'll have to do this.
the
bone wheels yeah
I am the yaito master
No, I'm not supposed to have a ring of fat there, I was joking, it would have been nice.
All we have to heavy attack is that.
Can I fire bomb right in there?
Yeah, I probably can.
can you come out here come out thank you
That room coming up is pretty scary
I'm so scared of running through that DLC area man with that dark sorcerer.
If I had hit him body, that'd be cool.
I'll give you a holy body.
I did heal.
I haven't been on fixed train a while now.
Playing safe is how you win these runs.
Why do you think Hobbes runs go so far?
Bob has, like, the best PB out of everyone, and he has the least deaths.
It's because he's so patient.
At least, well, maybe he doesn't have...
What's his PB?
He's PB'd now.
But I don't know if it's more than mine, though, but he should be close.
Oh for your information he doesn't count all his deaths when he gets tilted and dies five
times he only counts it as one.
Haha.
Oh okay.
That would explain a few things.
I'm gonna get dragon-assed through this wall into the water and die.
I just know it's gonna happen.
so over
It's a little bit risky jumping over that.
Not because I don't believe I can jump over it, but because something might hit me on
the other side that knocks me backwards.
So yeah.
I enjoy cuz you know as a banger
Oh, yeah, Molo. Did you like it?
Kinda, yeah.
I really want to play a fashion steal, but I've just been waiting.
I don't trust anything in this damn rando.
That sounds like a deep tautonite demon.
He almost takes the radio but it gets shrunk dude.
Thank you.
Oh fuck!
all of this just works
I just I know how Miyazaki works man. That's exactly what's going to happen
Hit him hit him. Oh my what?
I don't I don't trust it the moment I climb down there. I'm dead. I I'm it's over
Need some good throws here
Nice, no, nice, nice, don't want to get hit by that, I'm probably fine climbing down now.
of
It is Yaitofly live.
It is.
Is he gonna goomba stop me and push me to the water
or what's gonna happen here?
Okay, now the water's gone at least.
That feels good.
and all bosses run, yeah. I needed two- three more key items before I can win. I need the
crest key, and I need the two Lord Souls. After that, I can go for every boss and kill them.
And they could be any loot I loot coming up. They could also be in the entirety of Blightown
or catacombs or two move the Giants. So that's brilliant.
You can see them right here. There's two missing and then there's one key.
But that should be all I need and then I can go everywhere.
Nooo, my mask!
I need Chris Key and the two Lord Souls.
Dude, I don't like that guy being up there.
Isn't there an item on this building?
Yeah, there
That's not a Lord solar the crest key
That's not it either. Can you drop? I'm not gonna do it, but it's tempting, though.
Randomizer's going alright, but it's far from over.
I haven't been to Ashleigh, the great Hollow, Bly Town, Catacombs.
I'm hoping for is maybe I won't even need to loot those items or yeah those areas maybe I'll find it here
Probably not
I should go to paint a world after this area haven't been there in this new render either
Meow?
Yes, I will definitely try the RE4-R-Rendo update, but I want to play XCOM 2 with a Twitch integration mod.
And do honor, man. I've never played XCOM.
I'm still mid-rolling though.
Did you fall down?
Where'd he go?
I'm tired because I was up late watching hand time
Okay, I've looted that I've looted that
I think I'm gonna go backwards
There's one item over there.
That's over a kill box, which is terrifying.
two dudes just blocking this bridge that's that's yeah
Yeah.
I hate this why okay I'll also I don't want to throw a bomb here cuz it's gonna
step me forward I'm gonna fall and die
So I just fire two downloading, let's go.
I have access to the DLC, I've been there.
I almost lost my run three times in there, because I have a Titanite Demon and a Dark
Sorcerer in two horrible places.
of
of
of
of
of
Warp pick.
Not bad.
It is not upgraded.
Alright, I think that's all items in the upper londo looted.
Now we've got to go lower, Londo.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, Dark Sorcerer. I'm gonna let him come out.
Dark Sorcerer is the scariest enemy in the entire game. Even worse than Bone
wheels in more kind of well now second worst
that would just murder me if I could hit by that
Yes
What? What is it me? What? What is it me? Oh, ghost!
Where's the ghost I wish I had a plus 10 version of this I would
kill her so easily now though it's a bit different
i see i hear ghost ghost where is the ghost
there what the cheating is crazy
All right, not too many items left.
I'm just killing stuff before I check him.
of
Yeah, I'm on care.
Is age of barbarians out yet?
Are they still waiting?
steam no epic yes oh yeah I forgot about this room oh and there's a dog
Steam crashed, oh yeah.
I'm playing so safe and slow right now these areas are too scary
see why shit you can't trust anything man you can't trust anything in this
Rendo. What? That would have killed me! Fucking red phantom. Black phantom. Vagrant.
Now four kings should just be one boss.
I
I think we're clear to lose all of New Londo now.
I believe.
of
What the heck is?
I gotta let the dog out but I can't leave here.
Quitting out is illegal.
What a mo.
That's a good weapon.
I swear every time I watch Halb play the Rando, he always has this weapon.
No, I have no plans on trying to slay the Spaya too.
Alright, let's go out here.
there it's this way don't think there's a luta over here if I recall we have the
Luta over here
Twinkies
We have Luta here
And there
No key items
I don't want to have search catacombs.
Nooooo!
It's an action adventure for you with roguel elements.
Oh, I came out today, crumbly. That sounds good.
I'm missing two Lord Souls. I need three more key items and then I can win.
Three more.
I think I have looted everything here. Is there anything down here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm looted right here, sorry.
Yeah, thank you, Nam, hope you're well man.
Thanks 73 and warm-winded, thanks 31, and close it, thanks 34.
Well, I gotta go and let the dog out, and I'm not doing this fight with Phamrol,
I need to get a new armor, I really do, but I'm actually-
Actually?
Yeah.
Alright, well new Londo, I think everything is looted.
I might have missed one thing when you walk up the stairs there.
But that's alright.
For now.
Um.
I think I looted that Archangel. I think so. Let me get the Dal guy real quick, chat.
I'll put a little Gambo on
Little team Gambo
There we go now you can see teams up here Yoshi
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm coming. I'm just wrestling with the dog.
You
Hey you
You
There we go
Yeah, damn. Thanks for waiting.
Uh, whew.
Alright. I need a new armor.
Uh, let's do this.
Well, Fedora thinks the 83-man, uh, Ryan thinks 69.
Lost to your shit. Well, he had already been outside, but I didn't know.
I he didn't want to go out. I'm like you need to go out for ten minutes. He can pee and stuff
He did not want to
Resort thanks to the town
Thank you
So both me and Hobbs run are alive
Very exciting. Dude, my run's gonna die in the DLC to that Titanite Demon and Sorcerer.
DS2 after this? No.
I don't watch Christopher, alright.
Wait, have I looted the top?
Yeah I have I don't mind.
Yeah I'm gonna go paint a world I think.
I just want to get rid of this.
Ah, I can buy this though.
But to be honest, if I'm going to paint a world,
I'm just going to loot new stuff anyways.
Well, you don't know.
I can never watch for some he streams like when I stream I can't watch him I don't know
his lives I know a special man on the top of my head
do I buy this or is it no I should save this for when I really really need to
switch and I don't really need right now I say we go paint a world and throw
for the run. Wait a minute! What if Gwyn is the boss of Pain and World and I don't have
a shield? Will he insta aggro when I enter the portal? Will he... can you speak to them
and leave I don't really know how this
rando does it because then I'm fucked I
need a shield for it okay now I'm
thinking maybe yeah I don't know if you
can talk to him as Priscilla I mean
fucking I'm going paint a world I can't
be ours I don't want to stall let's
just go wait why did I teleport here
Of course I'm attached.
This is a good ass run, man.
Ah, sort of my inventory feed frame some shit.
still talk to her placement that's nice nice good job now yeah I'm gonna do
already forehand though the new one but I don't know when though not it after
this I want like distant let by to be over the re9 arc before because I want
them to do it at the same time that's the best part man
my armor yeah salad I don't think did I say lepa no I said salad and discs right
Cause I know left by isn't doing it.
I did?
Okay, I meant solid.
Cause I was thinking in my head that left by is never going to do it, but then I actually
said left by.
Dude, look at this.
There's three vagrants here.
Gary stuff
Yeah, come here one at a time, please
Lipa doesn't like Resident Evil. He flushed already nine after like I don't know half an hour or so
Uh oh.
And give me a rest guys he found us.
You need a ride.
Aren't good at the painted road bro, it's dangerous.
You'll be safe and get giga gear down here with us.
Wide-skeleton PLS.
Now I gotta go paint at work cause I've never been there in this newero Endo.
But I will loot this item though, so I got it done, I'm sure it leads not a weapon.
Oh, enchanted ember.
Alright, here we go!
It's plus four this weapon man I ain't on this area forever well since last time I
I did a permit at the end, I guess.
That's the last time I was here.
No, no duplicate bosses.
If I die it's over, yeah.
I'm clearing out.
I can loot everything in this area because I have- I'm pretty sure I have the annex
That's a good ass shield.
this this clam is blocking everything
oh hi
I'm just waiting for a dragon ass to be up there that hits me through the wall and pushes
me and kills me. You little shit.
Oh, heal!
Come on, I hope I find all three key items without having to search the catacombs.
Oh it would be so nice.
I mean there is a chance, or having to search the great hollow is kinda okay, you can get
bullshitted though wait are you one of them that yeah that's annoying all
Alright. What the fuck was that?
Am I crazy?
Oh mega shroom.
Oh shit, mega migrants. Oh fuck.
that shroom is very scary oh fuck dragon ass no not dragon ass please
This is bad. God damn it. Yeah, the skill he's used for reviving is probably a nicker
man's or somewhere mildly annoying
Oh, why is he in the courtyard?
of
I'm gonna have to kill that dragon ass somehow.
Another shroom?
Where's the damn necromancer?
Show yourself!
Ow!
Ow!
Yeah, apparently the developer of the Randall Regal is working on an on a patch for it where
he fixes the hitboxes of the dragon masses
yeah
of
Oh
No
This is fucking terrifying
hide of my demon. This area is actually terrifying. I need to find whoever is resurrecting this
skeleton. Leppa found an actual softlock how?
Hi, I'm just not gonna tab on and check right now.
Oh, fuck.
I want to see how much damage is this
18 and there's two dragon ass spaghetti
and then I like I have a respawning
skeleton too with the patience anything
is possible just be patient bait that
jump attack boy jump jump please jump jump please jump jump
where did he land
Okay, they really don't have a lot of health though.
I have a very strong weapon, but I thought I wouldn't deal that much.
I think I hear the- Yeah, the necromancer's right there. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fun enemy. Yeah. And then I get a stored roll. Yeah. No poise
is getting a help versus those stomps. No, where'd you land now? Where's the sorcerer?
Oh wait, he's right here. Why? Can you poke your foot in here again? The mushroom parent
Did you fought over 4000 health?
Seems like he was bugged like a chain prisoner.
Oh.
Did he die?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you dead now?
I can't get the other dragon ass over here.
Yeah, maybe they are, Regal, yeah.
Dragon ass, come here.
Yes, come here, come here, come here.
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ow.
Hey you!
Not a boy, can you do the jump attack maybe?
of
that playing
Oh, it's a leprosy.
I heard you got softlocked.
Go back to the asylum, little bro, alright?
Oh, fuck, I shouldn't, I'm gonna get karmaed.
I'm gonna get Karmus.
There's the raid lepah, hello everybody.
Oh, fuck.
Fucking dragon ass.
Can you do the jump attack?
okay wait this is good I can well let me kill this guy
fucking this stomp is terrifying as a huge hitbox too
of
all the frame rate on this guy is amazing
Do the thing! The jump thing! Do the jump thing! That's... okay. Okay.
Ah.
I mean, these are... I could just, like, stand between his legs, and I don't think they really can't hit you, but I'm not gonna test it now.
Come on, do the, uh, jump up into the air, please.
The spellcaster I started dating gave me hickeys turns out they're a necromancer.
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's that's something.
good nice if you do a jump again jump please jump please thank you ziffer jump
please jump do the jump thing wait is a
different storm okay they do that if
you're under them right
I'm dead.
Humanity.
Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
That's not a jump.
Jump.
Please jump.
Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
Okay.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, you.
Okay.
I'm not watching any clip right now I'm not doing it imagine if I tabbed out there this
Snake would have killed me.
Him.
This is your man.
Unironically heal here because of the damage these fucking things do.
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
Did he fall down?
Alright, we clear out basements and then we loot the entire Painter World.
Yeah I'm playing Crimson Desert Day 1, yeah.
Hello?
of
I
Fucking dog get away from my
Please tell me you're not yeah, okay good
Okay, don't don't get distracted by a piece of candy
Oh wow, I was fucking creepy
Oh, sure.
Can you move how much damage is this?
I'm rushing out there, Kudubi Sudoku.
Let it die, it's closing servers for good but they're making fully offline version. Oh, nice. That's cool.
Let the looting begin.
There's still the bridge in the Totten ID, man, but I need a better weapon for that.
I have Lord Vessel, yeah.
So many items to loot still.
a single key item inside. Well, we're gonna have to go catacombs and then it's
ogre. No, I haven't even been close to the cat. Well, I've done the graveyard.
That's it.
I'm trying to remember if there's any other... this is where you come from.
Well, no, this is the way up there, yeah.
I haven't done great holo ash lake sewers
Blightown like there is a lot of areas left
I need one more Lord Soul
So, ah, one Lord Soul and one Crest Key is all I need, and then I can finish.
Well, I can kill all the bosses then.
I wouldn't need- I could just buy the Black Nihalbert plus 5 and get Light Roll, and
then just go for the bosses.
Eugh!
Oh my lord.
press keys for activating calamites fight
and then the boss job dream demigrate hammer the best part about that regal is
i have a two black knight swords
i have two black knight swords and one black albert in store
so even if that were to happen it's okay
Where's the chained prisoner though that guy scares me
Oh nice.
I'm just like any loot now dude.
Imagine if I find these last two key items.
to the catacombs. White skeleton PMS. Have you met our neighbor chain friend?
That's gonna... oh he's doing firestorm.
Jeremiah, please!
Help me, please!
I'm not scared of that wind.
Oh, you're saved by the legend!
This guy is dangerous, he is, yeah.
Can't sleep on him.
Heeeelp!
I don't even bother rolling this shit.
The rubbish.
There's an item behind the wall to the left.
I'm just waiting for Chris P. or Lord Soul there.
It would be a shame to be on a roof near a left light above now.
Yeah, I would.
I would.
Hey, you!
No, I gotta go to the anti-scary, I actually forgot about it.
of
I
Am I even hit again
I am not playing Marathon, no.
I'm gonna go to the, uh, annexed key area.
Oh, we only want two more key items and we're...
and it's just killing bosses
Oh no, there's no rule for level ups now....
I see you
Is there a mold here we should we need to get by if I'm gonna pee be
To be fair this is like in terms of progression, this is definitely TV boss lies it's not
Does this thing even do anything if you're on its head like this?
Clearly not.
Yeah, I could get to gear so I mid or light roll and then just plus 5 black in the halberd
and then I could just like easily beat my PB in terms of bosses, but...
Now it's been going well to try to find these items here, so...
I haven't seen this off-lock yet.
I will watch it.
Come on, crest key and lord soul.
Is that too much to ask for?
rest key and lord zone
Thank you digital
Yeah, it's 10 hours in but I'm playing super slow
Trying not to throw, you know?
Fuck, a mini-shrim.
Oh, shit. This area is terrifying.
Okay, um, there is loot up there, that's the problem.
Oh, where are they?
I mean there's so many areas they can still be in.
The odds of them finding in- the odds of me finding them here is very low.
Oh, shroomies!
Nice!
Hey, you!
They're not gonna be in Catacombs.
Fuck, every loot I'm so excited!
No, I haven't even- I haven't been to Bly Town Catacombs or the Great Hollow, like...
And there's a lot of items there
2-3 tsunami
Do you invest it all in this run? I mean I have the worst area. Oh, yeah, I also have the sewers left
I haven't been there either I have the worst areas in the game left
Yeah, I'm going to go lower on the burg.
I've already looted lower on the burg.
But I'm going there in sewers after this area.
No, it's not.
No, don't be sorry, be better.
No! Don't be sorry, be better!
Nooooooooo!
No. They can't be for the crow.
They cannot.
So, let's see. I'm just trying to remember all the loot though. I think I've got most things. I obviously have that Titan Eye Demon.
Yeah.
Why is there a skeleton just walking here?
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Die!
Oh my god! Fuck you! Oh my god!
fighting him there is actually really scary yeah I'm going from the bottom
yeah I just knew the items I'm gonna try to just I'm gonna gamble that he
doesn't have a key item so I'm gonna ignore him and just continue didn't
you fall from the area above how the hell are you alive
I think I'll make a run for it.
He doesn't have a key item, don't worry.
He does not.
He doesn't.
Oh, shit.
So easy game.
So I think the only item I have eluded in this is the Titanide Demon, but it's not worth it right now.
Uh, Jeremiah's body appears here. Do you have to quit a reload for it?
Yeah, you have to save and quit for it, right?
Hey, Jake, a big sub, bro. Thank you. Yeah, there it is.
Yay
Wait that will take me back to pain and world I don't want to go back to pain and world
I definitely don't want to go back to pain and world ever
Dineo check his computers find right now gloat not up. No God. I'm so heavy
oh does it take you to oh yeah take San Alondo right i'm gonna do that then
fuck it that's kind of risky yes it does right i forgot about that thank you
oh guy 40 bits that's a lot um
I have some blue chunks why not nice so now we're going for sewers for sure we're definitely
ha ha ha
So your advantage is that I jump on the right side
You know what to ask
Tough luck buddy
tough luck I need to get rid of this damn gear Jesus I think the elite night
That armor set is definitely not as heavy as this shit.
15.6.
Yay.
Maybe we need to get...
Giant leggings, giant helmet.
Hold up, I'm gonna go to Andrei and check.
Thorns is lighter, but I don't trust the roll.
It's gonna cancel my roll if I don't click roll.
It works weird.
Okay, this is good
My black my gauntlets right, okay, I'm still heavy six
3.5 for 20k I'm still heavy
Yeah, we go let's also be Lyra. There you go
I'm going to Harley
Yeah, I played first lady's fire, but yeah, it's not really my type of game
First one was good, but I was a long time ago, I played it also.
I'm going to Aishimai.
Who replaced Priscilla?
a bit of chaos
I think so RedReef I think so
Okay, who do we think is in it's probably fat smoke like super smoke
Yeah, it isn't it
Just planning where to go man
We should do sewers just because I've never actually done sewers in the new rando
I'm missing one Lord soul and the crest key
The moment I have those I just need to kill the rest of the bosses because then I can go everywhere
And I can access the funnel area
They have some here marketing genius yeah I should my has the black now birdie does
I have shit areas in DLC to loot, yep.
I have the worst areas in the game left.
I could, to be honest, yeah, I could actually fight four kings.
I could.
Barbarians are still not out, damn.
Hmm, question is, yeah.
Do I check this boss fight here?
We know that it's probably Fatsmo.
And Fatsmo in that tiny area is scary.
I would like to actually do this fight with a Black Knight Halberd.
I think it's better.
Yeah, there's no point in me doing this fight right now.
It would just be risking it.
It's better to do it when I have an insane weapon instead.
BKH would stagger this shit out of him.
Come in here.
You're actually not guaranteed to find all the bosses.
Like a super smoke and super orange thing are both part of the rando.
I did fight super smoke.
Oh it's probably super orange thing in there.
Or who is it that has electricity noise like that?
No, I haven't fought Super Smoke, or have I?
Have I?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I haven't fought in. Yeah, it's, it should be super smelt. It's the only boss I can think
of that dust that noise
Oh guardian in that area would be incredibly ass it would that would be really bad.
I have to say, this PB death here was hilarious.
Did I kill Ceaseless yet? Nope!
This run could definitely die there.
I have Ceaseless on the Taurus Demon Bridge.
But there's no point in me doing that until I...
have black my halberd plus five and just try to nuke him
Yeah.
Shit on me.
I'm gonna loot this part.
Something big is moving.
No, we haven't seen Gwyn, which is very, very scary.
Gwyn, I say, is like one of the, if not the scariest fight.
Oh, Artorias is in here.
According to my YouTube comments, he's the easiest boss in the whole game.
Yeah.
True.
Ah, let's see it.
Is there another luta here?
Both me and this have lost runs to Gwyn.
It's so over.
Nooo! Why? I've had the entire fucking giant set within the last, like, 30 minutes.
Oh, hi.
Oh, come on, man.
I mean, if I run under, I'm fine, I guess.
Yeah, I can go a different path.
I don't need to go here.
See it first sign of danger.
Okay, I'm mid-rolling.
We take that.
What is that sound?
Oh, it's behind there.
not looting this yet. I have nothing to parry with. Well, I guess I have my hands. Huh?
He's not scary. I don't know why I'm scared scared of every enemy at this point
Yo shit night, thanks for the 20 day
Thank you, man. Welcome new fellas
Oh, I'm not having a parry for this either.
No, key items can't be in any tails.
No, Calderon.
Oh my god scare the shit out of me. Oh, it's a dragon ass
It's a dragon ass
Yeah, he's on the fucking balcony
I'm gonna fire equals bomb
It's it's on ironically higher DPS for me.
just doing this. What happened to the fire, Jollyam?
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh, this is definitely in.
I go in there I get double hit by both of them I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
crest key in the last Lord's soul is left to find unless I'm misremembering
something
Dragon ass?
Come here.
Do the jump thing.
Maybe.
Did he jump?
No.
Finishing DS1 permanent after like no randomizer is not bad at all.
But with random it's rough.
What the fuck? Yeah.
Luce?
Luce?
I saw this enemy so dumb.
Whatever. Oh, you know what? I'm just gonna loot this shit over here.
I called
Well, yeah, I use what you get is what makes it difficult
I'm not sure.
Luca.
Alright, man.
Oh, fire equals bomb, I guess.
I guess
No, you haven't misplayed the barbarian game, it's not out on Steam, it's only out
on uh epic games and I have a rongo in here we could actually finish this today
just gotta find the last two key items and then kill 10 more bosses
ooh crystal ember
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why? Where's your weighing, Z packing bar?
Oh my God.
Vagrant. It's it's chill.
I'm scared of getting left odd, to be honest. Yeah, no, there it is.
Oh, my me-go-
He-le-le-le-le-le!
What the fuck was that damage?
RUUUUUUUN!
Fuck that, I'm not fighting you.
Oh, I couldn't have behaved in a lured soul.
And
Right.
I got to get back into that room again and then just slide down dude I am not
running past this guy that's too scary
Go long chat. That's fine, whatever.
Oh, you're getting baited every loose, dude.
Dragon ass. It's the same one. Boy, dragon ass. Can you jump here? That'd be sick actually.
Wait, can you not hit me?
Jump!
Do the jump thing.
Fuck!
I'm terrified.
Yep, there's the storm.
Oh, f**k, I'm dead.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
It's a nice little waterfall.
Nice.
It's a nice little waterfall.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
of
do the yes okay he might be dead okay why thank you the shining sun bro
There's a loot over here.
One time you had the dying dragon hitbox push you off a cliff.
Large magic ember now.
What areas is this to sewers?
This is where Disk lost his PB run.
Unfortunately, he got taken combo'd.
Minus 10 hours.
I'm watching it.
Oh
Dude no no fucking way dude
What the fuck to be honest that is it that is an awesome death
That's actually pretty awesome like he gets taken a combo'd by see if into the slide and then it's like
This the faith is sealed and you just got to wait for gravity to kick in
Look at this oh man
Weee!
Dude, no.
This is...
It's a very unlucky death. It really is.
And I'm gonna get fucking karmaed for laughing at that.
Ugh...
Crusky! No!
I still haven't looted everything down here.
Dragonass! Clam!
Why Dragonass everywhere?
Unironically, I have Dragon Ass everywhere at this point in the worst areas.
I don't want to aggro that dragon ass.
Ooooooooooohhhhhh
I mean, I could go for the dragon ass is blocking my way, what is that, a butcher?
No, it's a Skelly, okay.
They're blocking my entrance to...
Oh, they're standing in the way of it.
I'm really unfortunate.
Did I find Lord Vessel?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I have.
I only need two more key items and I can win.
Then I gotta kill the rest of the bosses.
I almost fell into him.
UUAAAH!
I'm not going to get a hold of it, hopefully.
of
Yeah, we have ceaseless ass, as far as the menu.
any butterfly jump scares?
It's actually a very good weapon, but it's unupgraded, that's the problem.
That is an even better weapon though.
I wish I had a shield.
Don't know if it was this charge, I might have the ones to...
So this is the last area in the sewers that I haven't looted, I think.
This area is so confusing, but you're not supposed to deal that much, there's no way!
That's insane!
This guy is literally Gargoyle Church enemy.
There's no way he's supposed to be this tanky.
Or am I crazy?
Might be from Sense?
Even then, he's mo- there's- oh, Painter World has one.
Oh, I would explain it more.
of
the
I can get rid of this giant armor.
16. Oh my lord.
Hey, you!
Here it is, the crest key.
Oh, mid-rolling!
Oh, thank god.
Okay.
Here it is, the final Lord Soul.
It did start with C. It did start with L, yeah.
No, I haven't found calamity or dust crown ring yet.
There it is.
Well, we're getting gradually closer to the cursed-ass catacombs.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'd say we should do four kings though, maybe.
No, Regal, there's a dragon-ass standing in the way of the entrance to the boss.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Congrats, Eugilus.
Wait, I missed an item.
Item?
Where?
One equals guy?
One equals guy
I've got that item oh
Yeah, like the gold items this shit can never be key items
This equals far from over
True. It is far from over unironically. Or it could be pretty close.
Wow. Yeah, dark end again. Um, all right. What do we do? This is an upgraded club, so...
upgraded club man don't want to use that I'm just thinking sorry that was my
controller this connecting
I'll say we go DLC man to be honest
I'm gonna go to the DLC I'm doing everything to avoid day of catacombs man
White Skeleton PLS. Run down here with mighty speed. White Skeleton PLS.
Don't get- no. PLS.
Uhhh. Alright, we go to Ulyssil Sanctuary.
Oh yeah, I have some embers. It's true.
Crystal ember large frame large matic enchanted
Why would I do that hero can't teleport to it anyways
Well time to die to this Titan I demon and Dark sorcerer
Well, you can teleport to the depths.
You can.
I mean, it's not like it's far to run back there, though.
I have the shortcut unlocked, so.
You just go in, drop down, and then you're at the boss.
Car, tar, catacombs.
Car, tar, catacombs.
RGALMA!
Catacombs.
Am I?
To this be...throwing?
I don't think of the art sorry thanks everybody I'm locked in on this run whenever it's over
I will catch up what no and now it's Gravelorded
Where's the Titanide Demon?
Where's the Sorcerer?
Where are they?
Why are they not here?
wait where are they oh and dragon look at this
tautonite demon dark sorcerer dragon ass and black phantom vagrant it's so
Go over.
Fuck, do I go to Catacombs, dude?
Come to the Catacombs, Alar. We're closer than you think with your hat.
Wide-skeleton PLS.
It's really lonely down here you should pay me a visit. I have some items for you. One of them lines with norbuu and the other one lines with breast pea. White skeleton P.O.S.
Hi, aye, aye.
Um, man, you know what?
We could do four Kings, because I've already looted that area.
The boss is the only one who's on that.
Yeah, Blightown is an option.
It is.
To be honest, yeah, we could do Blightown and check stuff.
Yeah.
Fuck it, let's go Blightown.
Hey, Captain, thanks 38, man.
I'm checking Blightown items.
Bottom of Sensey, I've been there since I should be fully alluded, yeah.
This is a wack fashion dude Jesus Christ.
I did, Matt, yeah.
Mmm, the keys that are needed.
Uh, yeah, I might be able to cleanse this a bit.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey, you!
I don't even know which all these keys are, to be honest.
Fuck, I'll leave it be for now.
I lost a shoe, I did.
J4, thanks for 19 and punished groin. Thanks for 18, dude.
I want to say that merchants can sell key items.
Fuck, I forgot to buy more fire bombs, but I think I have more here.
Yeah, okay.
Let's loot the lower part of this area.
If you really think about it, all runs and in the cat's a coons.
One way or another.
Pointless cat to spare wide skeleton PLS.
No, Noggin, you give more, Arisa, thank you.
Gonna try to kill as many enemies as possible.
The worst part is that two of these enemies are gonna respawn infinitely because they're
mosquitoes.
And I don't know who it is.
With your stature, would the tomb of the Giants be more like the tomb of the Gekko Giants?
Lulie.
More like the tomb of the Gemelans, dude, because I'm so humongous, man.
True!
What he's saying is true!
Oh, I think these hollows might be mosquitoes.
Genopium?
Genopium?
Genomium.
Oh, these holos are the mosquitoes. That's kind of nice.
of
Oh
Oh
Oh, oh my God, what? Is is is happening? Oh you oh my if that was a red, if that
If that was a Black Phantom, I would have died, no doubt, no doubt.
I need to flee at first sight of danger here
This guy's Chad.
Oh, Smooger, thank you!
What the fuck is going on?
Thank you dude!
Stagger!
Yes!
Oh brother, brother of man!
There's items in here
Maybe we don't need to loot it now. We could just loot all the shit out here, you know
You know
Yeah, you know
I'm sure one of the key items are not there, you know the odds of it being there is is low
It's low chance
You're a crystal holo right?
it's not it's not it's not a lord soul chat trust it won't be the odds of it
being a lord soul is very low or crest key think of all the places I still have
to loot the odds of it being in that corner no no man fuck every every time
might loot something I'm excited it could be it yeah I could use spells yeah
can hidden body would actually be really nice I found an order vessel in
this area yeah not in this run different run
Ten rings of sacrifice. That's... yeah.
Kind of scared of snip snip.
Rare ring of sacrifice, a ring of sacrifice.
I've looted this already, but I miss item where?
under the pillar. I mean I know that. I haven't been over there yet. I think I missed anything
here. I think we're good.
Your alarm heart hangers?
Chat's thinking that body item could be a key item, but it can't. It's a body item from an enemy.
No, I don't have any peely corp up.
No, I don't.
I know what you're trying to do, it's not gonna work.
Yeah, I left off, yes, that's what I was thinking about, wait I didn't mean to go here.
Oh just give me nice one joy just give me the damn key items so I can buy black
on halberd plus five it get lights rolled with grass Chris shield and win
in. Hallease, is that too much to ask for? 1998, 1998, 1998, 1998, 1998, 1998. Nice damage.
Oh, don't use that. Don't use it. Go back.
I don't want to go to Catacombs, alright? I ain't doing it. Yes.
Okay, sure.
Is Hobdron still alive?
I'm guessing so, otherwise I would have heard about it.
What items does he need to finish?
Can I play?
Play!
What?
I just chopped right through him!
Miyazaki!
Thank you, Lime.
I'm not going to dodge.
Oh, man, he's so damn close to this.
He's really annoying.
Hawaii can you drag your ass over here? Thank you
Come on
Okay, yeah, okay come around the corner. Maybe
Maybe maybe maybe
Maybe maybe
there's a monkey there yeah got to be careful
yeah let by it's true actually it's true I'm a little bit scared here
don't you dare jump again mold span let me go let me go just let me get out
Let me get up here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. All right
Yeah chat any item could be it dude come on. No
So close
I just want to fucking run to end man, but there's so much left
It is all bosses yeah
Oh time to throw I guess
maybe I'll go catacombs instead to be honest
I don't know.
Yes, I am planning to kill more bosses this week. I'm planning on beating this run, this stream, dude.
Unless I get Umiaga stuck with like one item left that I just can't find.
Now I don't have a shield either!
Do I have hidden body?
No.
Yup! Ah, fuck it, I'm going catacombs. Might as well throw.
Yeah, that's the thing, everyone's probably fucking bent to ceaseless and the birds.
I think I finished season three and then I haven't seen more.
of
Okay, let's go.
now.
I should probably level some resistors.
should probably level some resistance okay hold on hmm here I come
I haven't looted this area in so long since the last randomizer I did is that
Pinwheel? Why? Why are you there out of all places?
Can fucking hit the- oh, Pinwheel just killed himself. Okay.
Okay, nice. I am not underestimating him, Leppa. I've seen it.
Oh, it's the room, dude, the room.
Yes, I'll keep that in mind, yeah.
Oh, I thought it was a chain prisoner.
I'm seeing him everywhere, dude.
I'm seeing the chain prisoner everywhere.
I could have killed there, fuck it.
There's more left in the run than it seems like, to be honest.
It really is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
May may may I did can I play the game oh my god fucking broken-ass enemy I'm out
out of here. Fuck the catacombs.
You think you're so smart, huh?
Listen, I- listen, listen, listen.
Can you-
Just stop flying and shit and-
Just be a regular ass dragon that I can stomach, please.
Thank you.
Fuck, man.
Okay, Tommy Muda, Miyazaki.
Oh, I'm nervous being down here, man. I don't want to be down here.
This area sucks.
There will be no Omega Kroken, a piece of health row.
Uh-oh.
No, no, no, no, no, I know what that was.
Dragon equals ass is what that was.
Okay.
There's a dragon ass in there somewhere.
so over. It's not over, but yeah.
Do you see that screen shake?
Fucking A!
Where is he? I know he's here. Where are you? You're gonna one-shot me with some jump attack?
Where- where are you? Where?
there. No! How did that waste? I fucking hate this weapon. Now this guy's buffed and I
Can't parry.
yeah yeah yeah it does pancake which is that's a buffed black knight Halber
guy Jesus Christ
no he jumped where is he
So
So
Very scary to do okay, he's not but oh wait, that's not like my heart where that's a great sword now for a mine
Can you explain the scaling in this mod no one can
Fucking slew the gear.
I want to loot so badly but it will be dumb. There's so many enemies here.
that centipede is terrifying I don't want to get disted
The run is still alive, but it's slow.
I'm looking for the last two key items.
There's a lot of places to check though, so yeah.
I have a lot of good weapons in the store yet.
I should just get the Black Knight sword and just murder our Black Knight sword.
I don't remember what happens here.
Does he, doesn't he like turn a bridge when you're on it or something?
Yeah, it's the bridge under or some shit.
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Yeah, he is a store, but to be honest, it's a lot of work.
To be honest, it's probably not worth it.
I don't need anything from this door, surely.
I'm not risking you, brother.
Thanks for turning the bridge man. I'm not checking your item even. You're not worth it.
Are we attached?
Very.
Yeah.
of
of
of
of
of
I'm basically just trying to kill every enemy here until I, and then lose.
I'm a bit too attached.
Runs too slow, man.
Fuck it.
force and everything to be honest
of
Oh my God, that scared me.
Yeah, that's a thing.
Sea slices.
That's a rough one.
one.
Beastless is gonna gravity kill me, I think so, yeah.
Or he's just gonna one shot me.
I'm gonna loot this.
I don't hear the bonkis anymore did he die oh fuck I've actually lost a run to
dropping down to vamos before I don't remember how to do it I on that
runically don't remember how to drop down to vamos you also have left but
Yeah, I think it's when you drop you have to like run towards the wall or something
Yeah, I think you just jog yeah, and my problem is when I died was that I sprinted I
Think that's what it was
But I am not a hundred percent certain
I mean, I could do a different path of down though.
It's entirely possible.
Okay, you.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Oh, is there an item over here?
I just want to full send this entire run at this point to be honest, yeah.
I'm running out of patience, that's the problem.
I can feel it.
I need to like heat up some lasagna, man.
Let's see, there's no items over there, I think.
sure. I might just drop down to be honest. What is this I'm hearing? Yeah the run is
pretty cursed in the Undenburg because Ceaseless is on the Taurus demon bridge which means
He's going to knock me off the bridge or he's just going to murder me
with his insanely one insane one shot attack thing.
Oh, isn't there like loot in there?
Oh, hold on.
I forgot about that area, yeah, uh, I'm lost, I'm fucking lost.
What is going on in here, man?
Yeah, this is what I was looking for.
This is what I was looking for.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Good.
continue here I know I'm gonna get knocked off the ledge by a by a dragon
ass I feel it in my fingers
What up Scarge out?
It's good that I'm going through this now because oh shit
With this weapon that is the slowest weapon ever
I'm starting to lose hope, well not really, I have so many bosses to kill, but yeah.
Oh that's a good ass shield though, but now I'm heavy rolling, shit.
Scared of pizza topping?
You'd be too, alright?
Oh! Oh, that's a horrible area!
Oh!
Giant halibut? Holy, this weapon is awesome!
Yeah, having a Titanite Demon down there is not nice.
It's not nice at all.
Yeah, Fat W weapon, dude.
I'm not sad, I'm stressed and I'm hungry and... yeah...
Well, there's an item I haven't looted there, what the hell?
be a lord soul or the crest key please please
vamos a la playa
where does this take you now again
I know that you don't care about fashion and such since you were wearing same shirts
every day.
But could you maybe try to make so that your character in game at least wear matching outfits?
absolutely disgusting real solid real
All right, I'm back.
I don't wanna go down there.
It's death.
Down there?
This is what death looks like.
No, that's death.
It's death.
And it's over.
That's a five minute old account, no it's out.
Oh
How much is this way 10
It's the Giants Halberd that's a damn heavy
No
I'm going to throw, fuck it.
cannon, cannon enemy.
That is definitely not a five minute old account.
That's a true account right there.
So true, holy.
What the fuck just happened?
What?
I
Know I can't agree
I lose
I calm
Ahhhh...
Thank you.
I've almost opened the fucking wall, man.
Breathe!
I got a heal.
still no PB. This is PB. Maybe not boss wise but run wise. It is definitely PB. This is
This is actually quite ahead of my pdators.
This is a fake wall. I knew it wasn't
Wait isn't this the room where or is that
him
are you kidding me there's no way
this guy could unironically one shot me
well technically it's like a double hit
I guess I
Don't want to die. Okay. This guy's such a cheater. Oh my god
Yeah, they are one-shot monsters and the camera is also a one-shot monster I
I want to kill some bosses, man, but I need to get rid of this roll.
Run to the falling floor tile.
Yeah, I will die if he does the wrong attack.
Can I like sneak?
Oh, there's him.
Okay, that's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, show yourself.
Show yourself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yep. Oh, that's definitely not everything looted, but it's a lot of things here looted.
I should just go ash lake to be honest.
Who's over- I'm fat rolling.
I'm kind of hoping Gwyn would be down here.
No, why am I even... I'm not gonna go in here, I'm fat rolling. It's Sudoku.
It's Sudoku a million times per cent.
Can I see who it is? I can't, right? No.
This is a throw. This is a textbook throw right here if I were to go for this.
Textbook throw, man.
Alright, we're so back! Let's go!
Holy Oatmeal?
The fuck?
I'd rather die to gravity, alright?
I'm so confused. Yeah, I know. I go up here. What is that growling I'm hearing? I don't
I don't like it.
I don't want it.
Oh, it's you.
Okay.
That's a terrible ass weapon.
Terrible. Terrible weapon.
Wait, that's fucking terrifying.
There's no way. There's...
That is absolutely terrifying.
Uh, okay.
Die, please.
Fall down and die.
Like, please, man.
I do not want to- oh my god, this is so do- it's over.
This run's fucking dead.
It's over.
Oh, my negot.
Come see shit, fucking smoke bombs.
Okay, just- just stay on the move, stay on the move, you're okay.
No panic here, baby.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let them kill themselves.
Is there loot here?
I always think he's right above me stop you you can't change my destiny
Okay, me as I can stop with the fucking pop-ups
Okay
Here it is the crest key
Okay, we need to go all the way around for this item.
Okay.
Just any loot could be it, man.
That's the thing.
Monkey.
Monkey.
Monkey.
of
death
of
death
Noooo, don't give me that.
Any dragon ass th- Noooo, don't do that.
Fuck it, I'm full sending this, I can't be arsed.
Very large ember, that's plus 15 weapons right there, okay Skelly, stop.
Surely it's not that item right?
That item is the worst item to grab in the entire game.
If it's that item, it's- oh my god, it's unironically over.
Skelly, where's the item that's on the shroom?
I don't remember.
Where am I?
Okay, whatever you're about to do, don't do it.
Just go to the branch.
Good.
There's the item I'm looking for.
Yes.
Oh.
I don't like that sound.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That sound gives me patiss...
And then we have a snake-ass.
Fuck. Uh, okay.
A little bit scary here.
Oh...
Yeah, this is very scary down there.
And then ideally, 11 damage per hit.
This is just...
Fuck, do I full send it down?
There was a skeleton dog there I think.
There's all the external man.
I mistimed it.
You're not allowed to hold it then if you mistimed it.
The resistance level up.
Nah, we'll definitely increase some ends, we will.
I need room, 33, 33 plus 10, you're aged.
Uh, no minus 10 more like it, I'm 23, bro.
Where's this shitty-ass thing?
I'll try it.
are too good. I'll try it.
No! Not you again!
I'm just gonna nuke, fuck it.
Baldr!
Oh, okay, I see.
Why is he so fast?
Why is he a god?
Five minutes all the time.
Fifteen.
Fifteen damage a black firebomb.
Fucking yikes
Oh, I was too early damn it
No, I cannot update the boss counter. I haven't fought any boss in forever. I'm just trying
find his key items. It's actually true, yeah, that's true. Ceaseless has already sealed
the fate of this run a few hours ago.
I'm going to use my
monkey.
That's Monke.
Hey, you.
I can fucking see where I'm dropping.
Oh damn, Ashra.
I'm gonna have to kill this fucking chain prisoner.
I can't actually use the black flame, I can't, yeah.
That's actually true.
Hot.
Yeah, can equip spells. Yeah, I found a bunch.
Ligonari 41, Malaké 65, Robothix 13, yeah, Oldella would have tried to kill the prisoner there and then died.
That's what would have happened.
one more item to actually two more items to check down here
I'm going to lose- I'm going to lose a run to- to fucking chain prisoner again.
unironically
Yeah, he shouldn't one-shot me but this rando does something weird man
Go beat Ceaseless. Yeah, I could. I could. To be honest, I should just buy the Black
Merhalbert and rush some bosses. Tired of this shit.
We've been on a big looting spree, but we have the whole DLC also. So it is quite
a lot. Oh yeah, maybe I should just buy the Black Knight sword and kill him with it, because
this will deal no damage. To be honest, the Black Nessar probably won't either.
I'm just going to make him fall into water.
I'm sure that's a great idea.
He comes.
Is there a good area to do it in?
Oh, I was a bit late.
Yeah, I fucking stagger from hitting him like, come on.
Alright, well, I gotta switch weapon if I'm gonna kill this guy, so.
Thresh weapon.
Thresh weapon.
Surely with Black Knight Sword, I won't be heavy rolling with this armor and stuff.
It's 11.7, 3.5.
It's quite fun.
3.5 it's quite fine
Is there an item in the bottom of the tube for fog wall I could teleport there though now, so that's cool. I
Need to kill him because he could have one of the key items
Not pavix the eighth a John McMillan takes 41 legionari 41
The fighting stick I got Phantom Dancer I do not remember that
thing. Yeah we're all we need is two key items to finish this run. I need the
final Lord Soul right there and I need the crest key to access Calamity. If I
find those two I can just win. I'll just have to go and kill the boss
innocent wing oh yeah it's a kind of a
cambo obsidian that's the one yeah
that's actually true that's very true
that's the one
damn muffin thats brutal. wait didn't you have a black knight sword? who the hell had
black knight swords. I went here for no reason. Or did I? I'm buying the dress. I'm buying
the dress. Oh yeah, Firelink guy has one. I'm buying the fucking dress. I'm tired of
this shit. I want to find some bosses. The throw might be close. I don't care. I'm
just gonna murder and kill and rip and tear you do need the Crest key
I've looted crystal can't accept the blue tie-in-line or blue slab
Oh dude I was gonna be on point there for sure
Where's my damn black knight sword?
Is it giant black?
I think giant blacksmith has one.
Doesn't Giant Blacksmith have one?
Undead Merchant should have one, but I think Giant had one also.
Unless I bought it already.
No, I haven't spoken to the fireman sir
I see the actual concerted in for Elmering soundtrack, no
I like this pasta
Clever use of emotes. Lord Vessel was in Valiadrakes.
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known.
I don't know where it goes. You don't have a weapon either!
But it's only me and I'm off alone.
Aw.
Aw.
I guess I'm going to Undead Merchant then.
It's not Koopaia again.
I know there's a sword.
Every time I bone back, it's just...
Oh!
Oh, man.
I was actually not a terrible weapon, it was a pretty good weapon.
This is actually pretty good.
Yeah, I do have Upgrade Matille for it, so you know what?
Fuck it, I'm gonna use this.
Because you know what?
I am quick-rolling with it, so I will definitely upgrade this and kill some bosses.
No, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run through the DLC. That dark sorcerer
area out because I need to be quick on my feet with that I'm 30 even thought of
night Jesus Christ mom pours out
Yeah, Chain Prisoner will be nice to kill with this.
True Andrew, but it's more important right now that I'm able to go past that segment
into DLC because that DLC is that DLC segment is very scary so we just got a we
we got a full send it spells I don't need no damn spells man I can't even I
don't have any achievements how about beating the balls today well yeah of
Of course, like six bosses, but more importantly, I've looted a lot of items.
I only need two more items and then I can beat this fucking render.
But I gotta go through the DLC here.
There's not two items yesterday, no, because I picked up a lot of key items today.
No, I did need to do all bosses, yeah.
Water flies dead. Yeah, it was four kings, I think
This has been the slowest later part of a round I've ever done probably
But that's how it is if you don't find the key items, but to be honest
There's still definitely a few areas they could be in do move the Giants the DLC here
Could be one of the gimmick items that I didn't want to kill because scary enemies
And I could lose the entire run right here because this setup coming up as fucks
But I'm gonna full send it
Okay
All right, not an idea. I'm gonna lightening me. Yep. There it is dark sorcerer gonna dark orb me
Yep, there it is me gonna fucking die because I'm getting sunlocked
I'm redoing that shit
Come down come on down
Stop
All right, more?
I'm tired of this shit, man.
That dark sorcerer is- she couldn't have been in a better spot, truly.
Because if I- if I YOLO and I just run, I'm gonna get sniped by her or him, and she deals fucking mental damage.
Yeah!
See what I mean?
Oh, you little shit.
Okay.
We cannot breathe yet because this guy is still gonna keep doing this.
And then, we have a dragon ass over there.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Can yuh jump at me?
Jump at me?
Jump at me?
Jump at me?
No, did it?
I didn't-no.
Listen, I do not want that smoke.
Fuck it.
I'm going.
I'm out of here.
Fuck this shit.
Okay.
Don't fucking move and don't push me down to the right
Yeah, and now this boss is gonna be Gwyn and I can't fight him because I don't have a shield
No, I haven't seen Gwyn yet, so that's what freaks me out man
Yes
75k for those heavy boots yikes. Wow. This is a trash
I'm healing
What? Oh, it's Tars, demon.
Woo! Killed the boss, yay.
You happy now?
Ceaseless is on Taurus Demon Bridge.
I've seen him but I've owned out.
The run is dead there, isn't it?
Uh, okay, I mean...
Even before I have Gwyn in Manus Arena again.
You see this even hit you if you climbed a tower?
Uh, he does have a huge ranged attack that deals a little shitload of damage.
I wonder if I should just go for, um...
Hey, you!
No, I have a Black Knight Halberd today in a shop.
That's what I would use to kill Ceaseless.
I'm just checking where I should be moving now, if I should go for four kings.
Kinda wanna go for four kings actually, cause I've never done that fight in this new rando.
So I wanna see it.
Yeah, let's go four kings, fuck it.
Uh, this one's gonna change, I think, right, or? Which one did I get last? It shouldn't
matter though 120 Sammy after three months cuddle yeah that's
Not a lot.
Fucking nine bosses left, dude.
You are allowed to change rings to access areas, yeah.
Otherwise, you could get soft locked.
Train prisoner can be poisoned.
Yeah, I've been through the first part of the catacombs,
like two pinwheel regal. I've looted like everything except the uh what is it the scythe location
or some shit.
Zoom!
Oh, shit, that jump scared me.
A pinwheel down here will be kind of cinematic.
Make sure the rig is on.
Yep it is! Woo!
And before I get like the abyss glitch where he just kills you from fall damage
I wouldn't let that count though of course because that'll be dumb
All right, let's go
See something over there. What is that?
Four wins
Listen, I'll do that
Not without a shield
Okay, we know where Guinness that's great. I'm going this way
Not without a shield buddy
Alright. Oh, shit. You know.
Terrifying. Terrifying.
No, it's just gonna be one Gwyn.
Ah!
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
You fucking stop that right now, alright?
Alright?
And...
I like how it's so...
Can't believe Gwyn is in the abyss. That's fucking terrifying.
Do I have the lantern in my left hand? You need it for an item here.
I'm pretty sure I do have this coal lantern.
Did I change my ring back? I did not.
Probably shouldn't do it on this ledge either, but surely it's fine, right?
Okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Come on.
Oh, you can't come out there no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
That enemy's sooo scaryyyyyy
Does Demons appear on a ranged attack?
No
No
Jester?
This guy's gonna drop me something, surely not anything bad, right?
Another Pyramid's inflame? I just had one
Boi
Yeah, come down from there
Oh my god, 2-2-2-2, hi Capra.
No, Pummel actually, I didn't.
I think.
I'm gonna clear this entire area and then loot it.
That's the plan.
But where's Chester though?
Like I don't want him to backstab-
Ah!
Oh, that's not him.
Fuck it, I'm full sending it.
I can't see anything bug
We could now be officially in the area that has the last two key items, you know.
There's not too many looting spots- oh fuck.
Him.
There's no way you can squeeze through there anyways.
What the fuck?
Hell no, there's no way you can squeeze through there. There's no way you can squeeze through that though, right?
Fucking kidding me
Okay, but there's no way you're coming in here, right? Right?
Nooooooooooo, what the fuck!
Oh my god.
That's some ass.
I want to kill that chain prisoner, I don't want to leave him alive.
But I do not know where he is.
Oh, he's right over there, yeah.
Alright, you know what? Fuck it, we're fighting.
If I die, I die. I won't be arsed anymore.
Yeah, not- This guy is scaled out to Wazoo, by the way.
like just play it safe oh my god
like this is not a regular chain
prisoner they're not supposed to have
this much health oh my god
Yeah, this is irregular chain prisoner.
That's for sure.
like he unironically has the health pool of a new game plus six chain
prisoner. I think some people checked it last time when I died to one. My PB died to exactly this.
It ain't correct, man.
At least it's funny. Yeah, funny for you, maybe. Not for me.
This guy's fucking scary.
Oh my god, that was just instant kill me if I get hit by that combo.
for fuck's sake, just die and suffer in hell where you belong.
No, I'm looting this entire area the moment I've cleared it with this weapon.
Oh, yeah, Chester is somewhere, that's true.
Where is he?
I can not just take the armor off, it's use what you get, and unfortunately I got the
That damn smol armor from the mimic here.
How is that cheesing? I fought him like a man. Nice targeting.
Oh, fuck.
Name of that weapon is Demon Spear.
Is this the Dukes Archives guy?
No, it's not!
Take it!
Let's- oh, that's easy.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm not watching the Capcom thing.
No, I'm not watching the Capcom thing.
I'm locked in here.
I just want to find the key items or just die.
If I die, at least we can move on, you know?
There he is.
What the hell was that thing he just threw?
What is that? Oh, some kind of bleed shit?
Have I ever fought this guy?
OHHHHHHHHHH!
NOOOOOOO!
Well, clearly I haven't!
Oh...
He could have shot me through the window too.
Man, fuck that! Jesus Christ.
Listen, buddy.
You don't want this smoke, alright?
You don't want this smoke
I'm healing
Yeah salad dude he fucking nuked me with this gimmick movie ass
Come on, can you stop being me and my DS2 run and just fight me come on come up fight like a
Oh, wait, no. Fuck, I should have attacked there. I'm scared of that. That rose petal
bomb?
hahahahahaha yeahhh nice watch me find a key item now as my reward for killing this gimmick
guy. Okay.
We have a lot of loot here now. The odds of finding one of the key items is big.
True and real.
That's good though.
So Hobbes run is also alive, right?
That's crazy. We both have a really long run alive.
Who's gonna fall first or who will succeed?
Wow.
Bob deserves this this W. He does.
He deserves it. How do you loot this area? I don't remember. Where do you go?
Isn't there like a bridge you can go on or some shit here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Do I deserve the W?
No, I don't because I've already beaten randomized perma-death DS-1.
And that was with an older Rando
So I deserve it less than hog for sure
Is this where you use the thing?
It is, yeah, okay.
I'm just killing everybody before I- Wait, the fucking area is grave-lorded.
Shit.
No-bleno.
Me and Augusta.
Wow, banger loot though.
No, this is where you use it.
Oh
I mean, I love this sword, but goddamn, I have two sets of smo now.
who's that running it's got to be a dark break
I'm not going to bother you.
You're not going to bother me.
I don't know what to do with it.
How did I get up from here?
Hi, I'm here.
Hey, you!
It's not here you use it, no I went here again.
Why I'm full? Oh cool! Right! Yeah! This is good! Oh this would be really good to loot
the forest now I mean it is time to throw to be honest
How does that guy keep respawning?
No, I'm not gonna throw, but it's just so slow, man.
We have a lot of items to loot here though, so let's hope we find at least one of them.
Then we only need one more.
God damn, look at my gear.
Sword is good.
Gloves and armor, not so much.
oh my god the great of course the fucking area has to get grave lorded
after I've cleared it that's yeah I'm not gonna throw of course I just I want to
be relieved of this stress and this pressure you know
oh it seems this enemy is not correctly scaled in not playing this
randomizer until it gets fixed but it's okay since I have so many other games to
play like x-com 2 or any love session to a days later he's back at it again and
crying over chained prisoner SMA
yeah so oh fuck oh come on okay it's okay I mean yeah that guy's scary that's
That's a scary guy right there.
But I have Ring of Fog, so he won't notice me, right?
Ha ha.
Oop!
Oop!
Yes!
Ooooooh!
Thank you!
God.
That.
Dist's best friend over there.
Okay, is there any loot down here?
I don't think so.
There is one.
It's alright.
I'll see it if there is one.
No!
Not you!
46th strength. Yikes.
Can permanent random all bosses become a speedrun category?
Anything could be a speedrun category.
Is there what- there's a loot out here.
Third bullet makes a dive to 3, delpic 39.
Oh god, yes, yes, yes. It's just getting better over here.
Woohoo! Nice! Epic dude.
Okay, that's good though.
And then I get dung pie.
Yeah, I skipped the hidden wall.
If you do a semi-precise jump, you can skip using the lights.
That's a big glow on this one. Wow. Trash.
There is definitely a loop behind one of these.
Yep.
Uh, best bomb, the big subbell, thank you.
No, the thing is, I'm not sure killing Ceaseless with a ranged is the way to go.
I don't know if he can hit you.
Wait.
No, don't do it.
There's an enemy that's going to come from there.
if you could just fuck off this guy's scary though this guy's real scary
no the item in red golem is is a body item
maybe this build piss yeah maybe I do yeah
oh yeah I'm on the wrong left side yes thank you I'm gonna go and loot because I
having a fog
having a fog
got some fucking strength man
black tights
Could it be here? Could it be the crest key? Could it be the final Lord Soul? No, it's
It's fucking giant gauntlets, great.
Yeah I don't want to lose my invisibility, that's why I'm going to loot the forest first.
I might die now, but it's alright to be honest.
Big Steve? Yeah, I think it's Slap. I don't know what you mean.
You have a weapon?
I can actually use this.
Yeah.
might as well. Yeah. Okay, remember, she has that.
20k for these gloves.
Should be quick rolling.
Let's go and loot some shit.
10,000 souls each to level this dagger up.
Fuck me, I'm not doing it.
But we are quick running and rolling now and we're invisible, so looting this area
coming up, as long as I don't get another ring here, yeah, it should be very tight
actually. I think the cat just killed itself.
Not from every hollow in Lorda and can see me when I'm invisible.
Nice cheats.
the
of
of
I'm not using this shield for
Hey, you.
I'm 5S this because I haven't rested in parish.
That one is kindled.
the
mom
and
some of them and
no ring please
please crest cure lord soul please 13 humanities though
No, my fucking ring, yeah.
Oh, not everyone and their mom is going to know where I am.
Holy cheating shield. Stop it. Stop it.
Skelly, I have like not a good weapon for you.
Like Skelly, oh my god.
Oh, no. Shit. Sucks that I lost my ring, because now I'm going to have to deal with
these two again. And that, now I don't have a good weapon to kill with either.
I can't believe I'm in here.
Monk ass.
That range is absurd.
Oh my god, not the elevator incident again.
Just do this.
Play it's ass.
Yeah, you're coming down with me, fucking.
Okay, why is there a slug here, like Bloodborne?
Hey you!
Thick and chalky, I think 7, don't die.
To be fair, like this run is going unless I throw now.
This run is going until tomorrow and then I will probably throw within the first 10
minutes of the stream.
Because it's just hard, you're not focused in the beginning and eventually it takes
like an hour. And then the focus kicks in and then you start playing careful. I did
Janitor yeah, I yeah, yeah, I did
And throw it now to avoid it. No, no
I don't remember is there a loot here
No
No
All right, I'm going this way
Bucha knife? Actually not bad. I'm just gonna go upgrade it, why not.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, these damn two items, man, but they could.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
How many bosses are all that?
Go Gwyn?
Uh...
Yeah, it's not a bad idea, it's a bonus.
I'm on the branch in the hollow.
Nah man, say it ain't so.
Fair enough, fair enough, say it ain't so.
Yo what up Thaddeus?
Oh, I have 38 killings. Yeah, I could just... I could upgrade this more, but...
Nah, darkened again, but I could just get cancelled. Yeah, no.
I do have a good shield, but I actually have access to Grass-Cris's shield, but I can buy,
so that's a really good shield.
I'm not going to be live until I beat this.
It could still take another like five, six hours before I find these items.
It depends.
But that's not one of them.
I mean I still have upper Bly Town and Tomb of the Giants.
some other things to check. Also a lower blight town I gotta check.
There's really more items here...
Nine items and lost Izalith?
Oh shit, I haven't been to the actual area and lost Izalith.
Though the area before a bit of chaos.
chaos there's a lot of items there actually
Dan are this six months in advance the banks of that 40 dude thank you so yeah I
actually could go there too bad I don't have a firekeeper to turn these into
Yeah, that kind of blows.
I could open the shortcut door.
I do, Kim Cheap, but I fireball them.
It's all about patience.
It's all about patience.
I'm going up here, checking this.
Oh yeah, Spider Firekeeper! I forgot she's a fireman. I'm too tired and too hungry, man.
Yeah, quite like Sister is a firekeeper, she is.
I don't know, is it like now on midnight or something?
Oh yeah, I can understand her now, right?
Weird!
get some cauliflower, super garlic bread. I got some lasagna, bro. That does sound good,
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o-o.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
That song stuck in my head.
There is no script and throw actually it's gonna happen soon because I'm getting
I'm too fucking hungry man. I'm gonna blame the hunger yeah I haven't looted
avalanche
But there's some loot up here let's check this ship order now no I got lasagna in the fridge man
There is no dragon ass on crystal pathway I've already been through there. It's not too bad
I think there's one more item up here or pretty sure somewhere yeah there I mean it's an item
that goes on this, but it's not needed to beat their game so it's just a shortcut, a convenience
item, yeah.
Say some fuck.
Alright, well the only thing I haven't looted here, I think, is the Avalon.
No, I haven't looted like demon ruins whatsoever.
But I could do it, I could unlock the shortcut here.
I'm just gonna do it.
How do you do it?
I don't remember.
Isn't there Luta there anyways?
Oh, the run is slow, Salgall.
I'm looking for the last two key items.
Wait, there's a dragon ass in front.
There's a dragon ass in front of this shortcut.
Azil, thanks 31.
Oh, isn't there a loot here on the stairway I haven't gotten yet?
Ceaseless is not dead now.
I could kill Gwyn with this, yeah.
But I don't need to kill him right now.
It's just, that would just be like a...
Right, you.
I could just kill him when I'm strunk it.
Block.
Ward, thanks 21 man, thank you.
Zoo.
See, there's a dragon ass guarding this, which is actually Umiagas.
Dragon ass is the worst enemy, kinda.
I got the item on the right side, yeah.
Say...
Ah, sorry, sorry, I'm trying not to do it, but I- oh fuck.
There's no way I'm letting it take Kairi's heart!
The fuck? My controller disconnected!
Oh my- This is not fucking having getting sand sewed!
The fuck was that?
Oh my-
That was not funny.
Okay.
What the hell was that?
I barely moved it.
Hi.
Okay, I guess hey PD thanks for the 70 no, I'm thank you
Is that see blocking my shortcut path are you
I can't even get past him
Just kill him he's gonna push me down with his legs, and I'm gonna die
And then I'm gonna cry
No, probably not
He can't hit behind him, it's the version from inside the archives.
Nah, this is a legendary one guy, right?
We're about to find out.
Oh, shit, you might be right.
Oh.
Oh, cool, alright.
Oh yeah, so crystals don't go behind me either.
of
Jump!
Jump!
Yeah, I know about that one, really.
I remember it.
I would never flush anything for Garfield Cardsyber.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
I don't want to fight him.
I definitely don't want to fight him here.
Who knows, I?
Are you also scaled out the wazoo like all the others?
Yep, he is.
Okay, so this guy will pretty much one shot me.
Almost.
Can I just like de-aggro him so I don't get a fucking bother?
Please just... no no no, what is that?
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no.
Dude, I'm terrified. It's like... it's like... it's like a horror movie man.
Okay this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
I- I can't get up. I can't get up. Where is he?
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
No! No! No! No! No!
Oh, oh, oh, okay. He didn't have any uh, he didn't hit me cleanly with his pole
I'm terrified that this fucking enemy dude. Why is this guy so scuffed?
Hold me hold me hold me hold me hold me
Okay, yeah, no, I'm out. Fuck this. Fuck that.
No. No. No. No. No. I don't know what the fuck to do!
Wait, you stagger in two hits?
No. No.
Oh my gosh. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That was his small little fucking chain whip, and I lost almost half my health.
This is not right. This is not right.
The thing is I have to kill him because there is loot behind him and he's going to be aggroed in the entire fucking area.
So I actually have to kill him. That was great.
Why are you so s- nah, nah. Every time I go in I get scared.
Just do the stab or something. Please. Or do I have something I can throw?
Not a run.
Ah fuck this. I will throw it until he's dead. No doubt.
Oh my god, I was looking at chat.
What the fuck was that jump scare?
If he does the combo when I'm close to him, I'm dead.
I will actually just insta-die.
No. No. No. Big damage. Big damage. Too much damage. I'm scared.
This is pretty soy, but it's for a good ass recendo.
You guys don't know the pain of losing a run to a glitchy-scaled fucking prisoner, okay?
I know the pain.
i will not feel that pain again
do something
do something
uh...
three three i two three
i feel it in my finger
i feel it in my asalool
and your what?
and your as?
come on coward why is he big coward no run plea its first sign of danger
That's the attack that killed me.
That was the one right there.
Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Just...
No, he needs to do the attack as more minus frames.
I could probably attack there, but...
I was leaving an interview with Miyazaki about the enemy design in the atorias of the Obis-DLC,
and it turns out they chained the prisoner so well it as could have a chance for finishing a run.
Ooooooh, righty then.
Small oatmeal man witcher of free-and-toilet slop of random enemy repeatedly at first sign of danger.
Heh.
Uuugh, but I'm fleeing for a reason, okay?
My PB literally got nuked by this guy.
exact same, exact same enemy, exact same damage
do I even have more health? I have less health than when I died to him
1391, I had 1404 on the run
where my PB died
but see, I killed him, patience is key
in the time you took to fight this singular enemy
I have left for work, worked for 8 hours, came back
slept for eight hours and woke up and I'm currently getting ready for work
The council has judged your sinus in this fight
The council have sent you to an immediate and public throw
immediate and public throw okay
I think it's a good idea.
Chain prisoners feel like you're fighting some kind of like slasher villain, like Jason
or something.
It's so scary.
Oh my god, chained prisoner and tomb of the Giants?
Nah.
Nah.
That will be totally unhinged.
Yeah, I didn't expect to get a backstab there, but I'll take it.
I didn't miss the chest, I'm just killing everything in this area.
It's not too many enemies before I loot.
I can beings of Duguin, yes I can, but I'd rather do it with a Grasscrush shield I think.
I'm forced to stay in the dark for Tomb of the Giants unless I find a light source.
Oh no! It's a fucking silent dragon, dude!
Oh my god!
Mine engulfed!
What's this?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm not fighting you in that corner ever again ever.
Come on then.
Bonk.
Here.
That's the noise they make when you stun them.
Here.
Yes, Skull, I did, I did.
They unironically make that noise.
Monkey that's dangerous. I did not see him monkeys deal a lot of damage
All right, we are looking pretty good
Thank you bubbles. Thank you
All right time for Luta. What do we have? No?
Yeah, I'm feeling signs of hollowing right now, but I'm just going to loot this area
and see what we find.
I bet a bit of chaos is dead, yeah.
I don't remember. Is there any items up here? I feel like there isn't. My muscle memory
tells me there isn't. No, there's no item. No. No. Yeah, the pit I'm going to now refers
the chest but I play the remake of fatal frame 2 I'm gonna try the remake of fatal
frame 2 yes yeah sure am
this is not hob no
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I need one more Lord Soul.
Oh, and tell me it's not in Tomb of the Giants.
Nice.
Yeah, all we need is that little thing right there, and then I can access everything.
What's so good about the item?
You needed to access the Calamity boss fight.
This is definitely a PB, by a lot.
This is a big PB.
I don't remember how to get these items.
I should actually do Cal- you know what?
I might end on doing Calamete because then I hit 18.
Same boss PB as my...
That's my previous boss PB, but it is way way way ahead of
Like progression wise I only need one more key item so then the believers can get paid out
Where's the stairway?
Oh, it's here.
I don't like the sound of that though.
It's a skeleton dog.
That is for new PB.
I'ma past my PB.
This run is way, way, way past my PB at this point.
Like, way, way, way past my PB.
Like, way, bro.
Way.
Hey, you.
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, my god. I didn't know you could jump like that.
Fish!
Imagine I find the last Lord Soul down here.
That will be an incredible peak of hell.
Can you?
Yeah!
Yeah, my weapon has no upgrades.
I mean for this, this is like the last enemies here I think.
So it's quite fine for this, and then I've looted lost eyes and lived.
There's a lot of bodies to loot here.
I'm not getting disted by this rat. Hell no, I'm not letting you take Kairi's heart.
I don't know why that quote enters my head a lot.
Anyways, Lord Soul? Lord Soul? Lord Soul?
Aww, okay.
Where's that quote from? It's Kingdom Hearts.
Carries inside me?
That one over there Chad was not a key item loot, it was a body loot, as in an enemy
Not important.
That's nuts!
Uh, where's the stairway up?
I there should be like one more item not that one you just saw upstairs we have
to go up a different set upstairs it's this one right yeah it's this one
it's Riku they put bugs in him the final Lord soul no but we got the
washing-poly okay and I'm a heavy rolling
golf gauntlet guardian legging helm of
helm of favor is not that heavy but
holy shit these two oh my god that's it
though there is we still have a lot to
check we do
Do I want to see that, Nika?
Yeah, our equipment's all like crazy, man.
It's insane.
Oh no, it's the 39th after that thing's toooo.
Mosca the father.
It's actually kind of nice.
Pragmata got delayed.
Wait, oh wait, it's got delayed backwards. It's coming out a week earlier. Oh
Manolo, thanks 26
Yeah, we gotta remove these gloves and these legs, they're way too heavy.
They are way way way too heavy.
Now who has something for that?
I don't know.
And I am too tired.
Do you think so, Molten?
I was hoping to finish this run today, but you can't rush it, when you rush it
is when you fail.
I think I bought mushroom ladies gloves. I did. I think so.
No, I think this one had like nothing.
There's still so many items to check. That could be the solo. There's a lot.
I don't remember if there's any gear here, but I'm fucking hungry and it's midnight, so
I'm probably gonna anyways and continue this damn run tomorrow instead.
Oh yeah, the 75k heavy boots.
To be fair...
I can't even afford it.
Fucking hell.
Hold on, gulf!
Doesn't gulf's room have loot?
I'm gonna go check.
And check the cutscene.
Cause I have the crest key.
Yeah, gulf is a merchant, right?
Let's check him final thing we do
but thank you men least for watching
have I killed Calamity no but I can access Calamity now the only thing I
need to win is well I gotta kill all the bosses but I also need a one more
item the final Lord soul and then we're fucking gone
you don't have any gear and what use do I have for you huh useless useless
Yeah okay can you uh bro I know you're gonna talk about oh yeah I haven't visited Calamity
arena yet so that's why I forgot to do it
all right fuck it
did the items in the arena yeah you got to kill the boss though first you do you
do yeah I've looted the items on the way to Calamity I got a was this a washing
pole yeah
fuck it
yeah the weapon breaks now I got the item upstairs I did slowly approaching
one boss per hour I don't think I just turn off my oh cuz my camera was
highlighted 14 hours boom 14 hours we might have another five six to go
depending on where this last item is so
god damn
but it will continue tomorrow what is that key in the middle I know I don't
need it all these items that are on here I don't actually need the only thing I
need now is this
Lule Lule
So then yeah, but that was undeniable. I don't want to see this video actually I do want to see this video
Well proof that we totally owned you laymers the heartless obey me now, Sora
Now I have nothing to fear
You're stupid because I'm you
No, I'm me. I'm me, he says.
Kyrie... Kyrie's inside me?
Did somebody mention the door to darkness?
Who are you?
I'm what's left. Or maybe I'm all there ever was.
I meant your name
What why you're the real sham fair enough you could say I am the biggest nobody of them all
I knew when I met you you and Kyrie smell the same
I did not die no I'm gonna go I need to eat some hungry
Me I'm already half seyanort that's nuts
That's nuts oh peak dude peak
I gotta go. We're gonna be reacting all fucking night man.
Need a good night's sleep so I don't throw tomorrow, okay? I don't wanna throw.
We're so far into this run now. Huge PB. We're definitely in the endgame.
But oh my, the endgame is scary. Especially with the areas I've left.
Thanks for chillin' everybody. I didn't intend for this to be an all soul stream today. I
was gonna play H.R. Barbarian but the rung just keeps being alive man. So yeah. Either
I throw tomorrow or the rung gets finished. That's guaranteed though. That's guaranteed.
Yeah. I'll see y'all then. Anyone who signed up for Wix for Life, thank you.
See people signing up, that's really sick. Thanks for supporting the charity.
Ben with thanks 58, I'm gonna look at the 101, Manolo with thanks 26. Oh no, thanks 39.
Slipper, thanks 55. I apologize sincerely for anyone I missed. I was so locked in, man.
Yusagari Rai amaterasu not real. Constructings 3. Marks that in Necro, Watakus, Akimikya, Lord
Gwyn's Greatsword. Makes a really aggressive, thank you guys. I'll see y'all tomorrow for
or either a throw or the finish.
Bye bye.
I love you guys.
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