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People join all the yeah
She can bounce, don't we like?
Let us go, look and like
So the group will bend in move
Oh yeah, I feel it like
I'm feeling just as fine
Just don't dance in my love
Jumping up and shaking up
More no party
Don't stop me from now on
Can't be no, it's your fight and I
I'm ready to open up
The other party of life
With me, the way, the joy of the year
To come down, to be like, to discover
And I can soar through the evening
Oh yeah, I feel alive
I feel it just as fine
Gotta start dancing alive
Join me now, shake it up, move the party
Don't stop music from now
Keep it on, it's your item now
You can dance to it, I can just go, look at my soul with a groove and a game move
Oh yeah, I feel it like, I feel it just as fun
Can't stop dancing on my love, jumping out of the sky, can't stop moving by me
I think the barbarian game is still not released on steam.
I don't yeah it's not taking a while man Gabe and get off the yacht we're gonna play
Barbarian
Don't stop dancing all night long
Don't stop music all night long
Ahhhh.
Steve needs sometimes weeks to improve a game, it just seems so random.
Ah, fuck.
Huh.
I guess...
Time will tell.
Time will tell, yeah.
Someone was bound to do it except you.
Yeah.
Bottom, bottom, bottom.
Ten minute for all, let's go.
You can't tell they're really quick on the jump to XCOM.
Yeah, no.
I haven't set up XCOM twitch integration. I want to start that in the beginning of the stream
I'm not beggin
So no XCOM will not be today
Oh, yeah.
Well, I go like taking a season three.
No.
No.
You can, Molten.
Yes, you're fine, man.
Bird Circle, X-Q2, Nikolay, X-4 years.
Mellow, 31, learn to play.
20 and more seven.
of the 17 interesting you have the marathon banner I have the
slay the spar two banners theme them so it is based on interest yeah I'm so
interested in marathon it's actually launching to very positive that's good
And that's nice. All right, cool.
No, I haven't seen the scary movie 6 trailer. No, I haven't. Wait, am I on horror? No way
I am.
good reviews. Holy shit.
Each of a bird is not out on steam yet. It is out on epic games. I could just play it there
bird watching birds watching
Okay
Vampires fall to a CRPG
Bobby blade I'm I actually have only played episode one of Bobby blade I'm
Oh yay!
Birds watching is a very cool story. Nice. I saw that one except the negative reviews though.
It's a gothic-like 18%.
I
Mean could be dang sure early access
Needs a lot of work best potential okay
Huh I'm back into work
What is couldn't couldn't miss
Seems like a youtuber game or something you know like a youtuber made it or some menace
Shhh!
Holy chaos.
Into the dead? Yeah, I'm waiting for release. I played it early access.
Yeah, I saw banquet for fools. Yeah, that's a CRPG actually very good reviews
Ah, there's Stux, yeah, yeah, live stream, holy.
of everything sandbox crafting base building is it also early access it's
not wow amazing
wait it's not really a CRPG is more like a brawler action RPG wait this bank a
game that bank for banquet bank I got to say it looks pretty cool I feel like we've
we saw this at like a game show or something it's action if the game actually looks really
sick it does very peculiar combat system
Oh
Sick okay
It actually looks really good to be honest not super much for CRPGs, but as a demo yeah
and the reviews are very good.
Very nice.
Alright let's go launch.
Let's get this one in the books first.
What am I on 14 hours about?
Like 14.01?
Something like that, I think.
Yeah, yeah, is Hobbes run still alive?
I think it is, right?
Otherwise, I would have been linked to hit already, right?
Surely.
Oh, Hobbes wasn't alive yesterday.
Oh, OK, I see.
Well, then the run is definitely alive.
It is.
Oh, my.
I am not thirsty for a hobbit.
I would never.
Are we attached to this run?
Of course we are attached to this run.
I need one more key item and that's it.
Then I gotta go kill the bosses.
Oh yeah, I'm heavy.
I forgot.
Yeah, I have Guff Gull and Guardian Legs.
I need to get rid of these.
I knew that I could expose an advance of 53 and thanks to the good luck at Ravengard, thanks 33.
I really, really need to get rid of gloves and legs here.
Gloves and legs and gloves and legs and gloves and legs and gloves and legs.
No, get yourself killed.
What up, corn?
Dude, I'm super excited for the new one, the Musha game.
I hope that's going to be good.
Yeah, we really really have to get rid of these gloves and legs.
Balfeer, thanks for the two.
Yeah, it was very good that game it was.
Oh man, oh man.
Yeah, you can upgrade armor.
It doesn't do too much though.
And Vibrate, thanks for your anniversary, thank you, oops, teleported wrong.
Spive, it makes 109.
It could be...
And don't, it makes a 99, thank you.
Yeah, I'm playing Crimson Desert on release, dude.
Uh, let's see.
Yeah, there actually is...
I'm gonna go feed some gear to Frampt.
Fuck it.
What up, Z-A-R-O?
no whiskey no we're not doing a 24-hour Garfield stream I'm not even sure I
would survive that I'm probably die of a heart attack
Hi.
This is PB by a long shot
But we gotta get rid of these damn leggings, man.
And we can right now.
Hey, you.
Guy Whiskey thinks the 11th is still the best.
Thanks 50s, man.
Thanks 56.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you guys
This sword is called washing pole for the unwashed gamer
They tend to do that will be after the upcoming games prototypes and shit
75k, yeah.
Ah, we're mid-rolling.
Fucking hell.
No, I haven't fought Gwyn, I'm not.
We know where he is.
He's in the Abyss, four kings.
That's four glimpse.
I gotta buy some of these more fire bombs here, man.
Really when I'm whiffing.
It does not, Johnny, yeah.
No repeated bosses.
Yeah.
How does this hit me?
Miyazaki.
Oh my, go!
this is good warm up though hitting this guy with washing pole this
there we go
Oh
Don't think like 76
She'll
Do the charge cuz I healed yeah AI manipulation, baby
You can kind of figure out which bosses are missing. Yeah
And we know where ceaseless is he's the run killer
I haven't fought pinwheel and pinwheel is actually really scary in this
Depends on where you fight him.
Pasta do 37.
Thank you.
Yeah, I haven't been to Pinwheel Arena.
I entered the fog gate, but then I boned out because in case it was going, I don't
have a shield, so.
It's out on steam, not unless I'm done with this run
So agi fighting pinwheel in the centipede arena without the orange ring. Yeah, that's rough
That is rough
Yeah, ceaseless is on the Taurus demon bridge really bad
I'm having ceaseless on Taurus Demon Bridge is pretty much the worst boss you could have
there yeah pretty much what up muddle
I
All right.
See getting pinwheel in this arena would actually be really scary.
Start of stream run continuation.
Yep, it's the worst.
Continuing a run in the starter stream is the scariest part.
Because your head's not really in it for a while, so you make dumb mistakes.
I don't think I've seen Gwyndolin, no.
No wait, have I?
No, I feel like I had.
Or was that a previous seed?
Maybe it was a previous seed.
up sounds. All good Pogro. This run either finishes or dies today.
What's up, Angelic?
A truer shot was never loosed.
No, I'm going to play the barbarian game.
I mean whenever it's out on steam.
I'm not doing XCOM today.
I'll plan on doing XCOM 2 with Twitch integration stuff.
Now who do we have over here, huh?
A truer shot was never loosed.
You want loosed?
Guardian.
Why is there a hollow down here?
Oh
He
Heeeeeeeel!
Hey, I'm in a relation.
No?
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Ha ha ha ha 60k!
Streamer is throwing on purpose cos he has so many viewers on PC as well.
You can't beat money, you don't match a chat.
If he was doing only what he likes, it would be God who'd have his stream of knowledge be met.
One of those are made in place, but he loves it.
True.
Come on, was it triple souls for no Lord Soul?
Give me the Lord Soul!
Very mean.
Yo, West Cheese. It was great. Thank you for the six years, man.
Lord Soul? Come on, come on. No! Why?
Uh, Pharrell's gonna kill me. It's gonna be the end of me.
It's gonna be on the horror branch in in great hollow yet is
It is
Fuck
Let by is a peel backwards. Oh shit
true I didn't think about that you know what maybe the steel armor weighs less it
does amazing I'm still heavy though
okay well shit shit fuck well we continue in the DLC into the abyss I
I guess.
Gotta be careful here.
I wish I knew where this shit was man I'd finish an ASAP and go on scuff tour or barbarian
I am on heavy roll, heavy roll, heavy roll.
Ooh, you know what? I need to buy more fire bombs.
I don't remember. Did he sell any fire bombs?
I'm gonna go check.
Yeah, he says plebfire bombs I guess I'll take it
it. Don't pie. Hey, you. I'll be seeing you. Yeah, female under merchant has has the
firebombs yet but I'm just merely just using them to bait so
hey you
of
the
Whatever.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hey you!
Salienta thinks the nine would uh...
I don't want both of them. These guys could just straight up kill me, like one shot.
I would love to not experience that.
The worst part is I'm fucking heavy rolling, so...
Gave it... humanities.
No.
Okay, I get you remember this death? Yeah, I'm this roof here with the wrath pushing
me off a little shit. What a little rascal that was.
I opened up the Lost Eyes of Lift shortcut.
There's something behind me, I can hear it.
Oh, fuck!
Him!
Oh, dude, I don't like that.
I don't like that, not with Fat Roll.
And then the targeting in this fucking game is amazing.
And this guy respawns too.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh, why does the chain prisoner aggro like that?
That's so ass
With heavy roll I need to get rid of this heavy roll man. I'm visiting on the merchant
Dude every chain prisoner scaled out the ass man
I haven't been to Shiva. I actually haven't been to that shop. I probably- there's a dragon
ass right next to Shiva though I feel like she was gonna get killed I'll go
here first I've always been to the store over here once I don't remember I
think it has a black knight sword pretty sure
I mean, if this run is gonna die to a boss, it's going nurse-easeless.
I can't wait to get Calumede in the pinwheel arena.
I
I have not looted the avalanches, no.
I can't roll, I can't move, I can't see.
What's the risk with Ceaseless?
Well, if I'm gonna go up and melee him, he's gonna push me off with his arm.
And he also deals fucking insane damage.
I've died to him when I had a lot, a lot of health.
It just deleted my health pool.
So, yeah, man is scary.
Man is scary.
I heard that.
Yeah, I might be able to, like, stand on top of the tower and tututututu him, but
Yeah, I might be able to like stand on top of the tower and tututututu him.
Maybe.
It's hard to know if he's gonna reach or not with his fire attack.
I'm scared because they're both buffed.
I've lost a run like that with his omega range attack. Yeah, his range attack is the thing is when you climb up on the tower
You're higher up. So maybe that attack doesn't reach that high and that's
That could be an option, you know that could be an option I
Hear someone behind there, I swear. I'm not crazy
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we got stone gauntlets. We have a black knight armor. This way is less.
great when I get to mid-roll I'm mid-rolling okay that's cool that's
really good
they have chlorine theory in here very nice and here we have some weapons oh he
doesn't have the black knight sword I guess I already bought this one but
There's Drake sword, that's cool.
Lot of go-tie tonight.
Not many though.
Thank you, kind.
Thank you, kind lane.
Alright, what do we do? I mean, our rings are cool.
I mean, we're mid-rolling. I'm really scared of that damn chained prisoner down there.
I wonder if I could just bait him down.
Gwyn? I could do Gwyn with this shield. Yeah, I could. It would be nice with some stamina region though.
Which I could- I could buy the ring for the stamina region. I could...
Oh
Redeem pay chatter 500 afternoon best streamer you you would have trim. Thank you, man
Gwyn is a possibility up it's true
Yeah, there is grass Chris shield and I also have the ring here, so I
Couldn't just buy this ring and use it. I mean who knows how many more rings I'm gonna find in the run
it's probably worth it to buy this now and then just
Yeah, just use it.
I don't know which ring it will replace actually.
Either this one or that one, yeah, obviously.
This is just a small increase in health.
I don't know how much it is.
Calamity ring in Dustcrown is still somewhere, but I have shops with rings in them to remove
them immediately, so I'm not scared of that.
not scared of that you need a biss ring yeah you do great hollow yeah it's
looted except the one I nightmare item that's on the the branch is fuck that
one that's just terrifying yeah you know what we might as well fucking I'm buying
it
I got these now.
I mean, the thing is the last Lord Soul could also be from a boss fight.
It can.
But we're not done with the sewers yet either, so...
I mean, I could go Gwyn.
I'm not sure how good washing pole is gonna be versus Gwendo, I mean yeah, I'll parry him until he's dead, but...
Not every single one Ludanga, the only one I need is this, the last Lord Soul.
Four Gwins.
63 stability is really good.
That's very, very good.
What did I plan on dying to?
Gwyn maybe?
Maybe Gwyn, yeah.
Gravity, true.
Ceaseless is not dead, no.
Yes he is, well, he's not a unique enemy, though.
Wait, why is there a dragon ass there?
What?
That wasn't there before.
Why is- wait a minute, that's weird.
All the other enemies are the same though.
that guy should not be there fucking dragon ass man damn it I mean I could
just enter from valley of drakes I guess dark wraith spawn true yeah true
It's just so scary with these guys, you can't trust them at all.
Okay, he's stuck.
Well, that's good.
Can you jump?
of
The spit!
And then you're alive down there instead?
Why?
Haaah.
Almost, man, I don't really see the point of going for Gwyn at the moment to be honest.
Like I could just get Black Knot Halbert and go for him later.
fucking reach him
oh wow
They're like no elves left.
Heh heh!
Heh heh!
Heh heh!
Oh fuck!
This jumpscare.
Yeah, I have a good shield which is why I would go for Gwyn. This shield is very nice.
A little bit- yeah, oh shit, hello.
Yeah, I can also plus 15 this I can
But...
It's true I actually could plus 15 this.
I have a lot of chunks.
I have to re-kill, but it's quite a bit more damage.
There's no reason not to, to be honest.
There's actually zero reason not to.
to.
Washing pole is pretty cool, yeah.
It's pretty hard.
It's got good damage.
I have one slab.
I'm not sure I need to use it for this.
It's not about being scared, it's about not taking unnecessary risks.
Cuz that's how you lose the randomizer runs.
I know! I've done a lot of these fuckin' runs, man.
When you get over confident,
all of a sudden the dragon ass is gonna jump on you and then you're- you die.
There's no point in taking risks when you're this far in.
There's zero points.
Dragon ass was dead. Yeah, but I could just kill it again
Like I killed what three enemies or four
Takes like two minutes.
I'm trying to find the Krestki-E-S.
Hey, the dragon-ass isn't there anymore, so that's interesting.
Maybe? Who knows?
What do you mean, no key? Do you see the overlay here? I have every single key item, but the
last Lord Soul. That's what I did yesterday. Boss is not killed, equals no progress, I
yes god smh-ing
hey you the these are the ones that take the longest to do in these runs not the
boss fights these right here that's the ones that take forever that's why this
run is fucking 15 hours almost because I can't find the last one
Where's Eldogue?
Also yeah, where's the blue dude?
It's on the branch?
Yeah.
Well.
Surely it's not.
Because then it's over.
I do not know how to grab that branch item.
That is not true, Nemdrem. That is not true.
If I had done Ceaseless early, it would lower my chance of getting past him, because I won't
be as strong.
Like, what is that mindset?
That is not how it works.
Run my die there anyways, who knows.
But you gotta at least prepare accordingly to give you the best chance.
That's how you increase your winning chances
Where is this ghost
damn the one-shot those four levels were big man
it's a random the items get replaced yeah but you know what doesn't get
replaced my levels if I had gone for a ceaseless the moment I saw him I wouldn't
be nearly this high level. It would have just been death and ogre. Like I said, it might
be anyways, but my odds are higher now. And that's what it's about. I'm probably gonna
choke on going anyways.
He's going to be aware to see him in the dark.
This is four Gwinn's, yeah.
I forgot the ring.
I didn't.
There you are.
What?
Memes!
No?
They're not supposed to do that.
That's weird.
Oh Lord soul
Yeah, he was animation canceling there weird oh
Heavier gauntlets now I'm heavy rolling again
really pushing that heavy roll right now Calamity was Sanctuary Guardian
oh yeah new Londo is completed yeah it is trying to get that end up dude him
turning around like that it was kind of scary
Yeah, it's a five minute old account.
Like hello.
Thanks, Gorenza.
Yeah, I could go to Gaping, but I'm trying to remove, so I'm not heavy rolling yet
again.
Almost did one-third of your health without one hit, yeah.
Look at the armor I had on I had different gloves, but the armor I had on and he's still dealt that much damage
Gwyn is one of the scariest fights in the render
Like you never know how he's gonna work
What do I bear?
Moscow the father
Come again pretty good. Oh, yeah, I got a ring swap again. What did I have a tiny beings right or?
Think tiny beings
Oh
Yeah, except it didn't work properly Ludango that's the whole point
It didn't work properly he animation cancelled he probably did because he was in the abyssalina
I think I'm going sewers. I'm just trying to think of maybe a...
Yeah, maybe Shiba has.
Could check Shiba.
No, wait, no, this should be fine, right?
Yeah, I mean that would be really dumb if you died when you did that.
Imagine the Abyss kills you there because you don't have the ring on.
That would be insane.
I'll check Shiva
Yeah, it shouldn't because of the bonfire, yeah, yeah, lower wise it wouldn't make sense.
I'm excited to try fatal frame 2 remake, but after that's crimson desert.
The dapper has not been done.
I'll devastate it, I'll be from 1-10 when I die in this run.
I'm not too devastated.
You know how many of these runs I've lost?
It's happened many times, alright?
Getting kinda used to it.
What am I coming to Brazil?
Don't they have an on a pizza in Brazil?
I think they do.
I
Masturbita
The last boss I killed was going in here this
It's a little bit scary because the animation cancelled, which was weird, but it was fine anyways.
Had he gone for like a grab after that?
It would have been scary, but he didn't.
Who is Capra?
I haven't been to Capri yet.
Oh, you're mosquitoes, God damn it.
Heeey!
Like I doesn't even have a weapon or anything.
What a chat.
Shiva?
Is that Shiva?
Shiva? Are you standing there or am I? Wait, Shiva's gone. Wait, does Shiva disappear at some-
Oh, I'm not in the Covenant! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Gotta be in the Covenant.
Fuck. Um, yeah, that's a bit annoying.
Oh, yeah, you can switch here.
Oh, thank you, remastered.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, that's true.
You can actually switch here.
Hey, it's the Rodfix9.
Welcome back, dude.
profit 56 good old 108 ziki thanks to the two
Hell yeah, now we run back again
Yeah, you can't do that in the regular version, but it's a quality of life for the re master I guess
The up x55
The game plan for now is try to get rid of that role and then I'm going to the sewers
No, I got no plans for RE9 perma right now.
XCOM 2 is on my agenda with a twitch integration mode.
Oh shit max, we got to cover fast man
Wait will Shiva be here now though, or do I need to go talk to Shiva again? I
Don't see Shiva. I'm gonna have to go talk to Shiva again
I am part of them now.
Well, balls died today.
I killed the calamity arena balls which was Sanctuary Guardian, and then I killed Gwynn
in the Four Kings arena. I remember soul farming in the forest here. I was tight. I'll hold
not very off. No, the rando is complete when I get all the, when I kill all the bosses.
The final step.
Ah, abusing the stairs to farm souls here, good ol' times.
I have tried Project Zomboid, yeah.
But Bishiba isn't even here.
Where the hell is Shiba?
Left the game, yeah.
Oh well, no Shiba I guess.
Oh yeah, you might need to reload the area after joining.
I could have quit out and reloaded, I guess.
True.
So hecking convoluted.
TARX is a hundred right on, dude.
Thank you.
We're well-matched in Hullitude.
Well, thank you.
Thanks for the free, man.
Hope you are well, too.
Yeah, of course, kill a pop, yeah.
Here I go.
I have Capra Arena left, Gaping Dragon Arena left, Pinwheel Arena, Nido Arena, obviously
Gwyn arena and Manus arena yeah those are the ones I think
Shiva can I see you from here
I see you yes you're there okay third time's the charm huh
The DLC is not fully done now, I'm on my way to the abyss in the DLC.
That's Mastiff the pizza cyber twitcher yeah cyber witcher
alone dragon ass. Come on, man! Great. I see. I see. Yeah, that was fun. Great.
What else?
Vamos!
Yeah, I mean I haven't been to Vamos but I'm gonna throw the run there so I haven't
practice dropping in to the hole is there any other store I can visit
Uuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
It was nothing in Giant Blacksmith, right?
Yeah, Patches is fucking dead, and now I regret.
That Cheg Golf I did, he had like nothing.
I've already bought Chester's Gucci Pants.
So
have. Yeah, he sold pants for 75,000 souls. These ones.
heavy boots I'm doing crimson desert on release yeah
oh yeah yeah I mean it's kind of armor I need but those gloves should definitely
be lighter 2.8 2.8 these are 9.2 so yeah big difference thank you
Thank you. I
I'm mid-rolling right? Yeah, I'm going to sewers now I guess
Might as well not as well to sewers. I'm gonna 20 my excuse
No, I haven't seen the new in the musher gameplay, but I saw earlier wise it looks amazing
I haven't done like any upper blight town no
Let's just pull him back
I need to build up some I have a lot of humanities just use that shit
Hobbes run is still alive. Yeah, he didn't stream yesterday
So it should still be alive
Unless he threw like off stream or something surely he didn't
and
I definitely think Hobb can beat this run because he has the patience for it.
It's when you start rushing and getting impatient, that's when you die.
I definitely think he'll beat it.
Alright, I got fire bombs now. Come here.
Don't want to get Darksaurus or even though she's downstairs.
Ain't risking shit.
There's a dark sorcerer there.
You have to sign this for it to be able to record slow time.
Not gonna risk that.
The running stab is sick!
Do they not?
We're so back.
Dragon ass!
Clam!
Yay!
Clam, can you come over here?
Washington is all right. I mean any weapon in this game that gets like plus 10 is gonna be all right
There you are come on out
I know you're here
Why did I loot?
They always drop humanity, so I knew it was one.
Even Guardian Tail plus 10 can work, believe it or not.
Even though that is the ultimate dog-ass.
of
We jump again?
Did I just miss him?
Okay, that's a plus 10 shield, by the way. Mental.
Well I should might be here now no probably not right
The fuck?
Sneep-sneep, yeah, not this time, brother.
Alright, let's check who this is.
I feel like it's going to be peanut wheel and I'm going to die.
Uh, stability, Koopie, I think upgrades when you...
I do have a key for those gates, so I could go up a Blytown after this.
Which is just as bad as Catacombs, so...
I think repairing should be- it's 44, I mean it should be more than fine.
I'm not even sure I have any repair powder.
I do, actually. I don't mind as well, fuck it.
I lost a run to chain prisoner? Yeah, my PB died to a chain prisoner.
Unlucky.
All right, who do we have?
All right, you.
Is that straight even?
Yeah, it is.
Okay.
Oh, it's straight even.
Oh, it's straight even.
There's a way to go about it.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
Jaypin's story.
20!
No Lord Soul.
No Lord Soul, man.
Well, we do have some items to loot here.
Any item could be the Lord's soul.
Imagine.
Oh my god.
Now I'm heavy rolling?
No I'm not.
Nice.
I'm not going to loot that.
You didn't understand the boss's name until I stood behind him?
Ah, yeah.
True.
Lord's zone? Nooo! Nooo! Not before this segment!
I think that's the only items that are here.
Runes still alive? Yeah, not much longer! I keep getting into heavy roll over and over and over and over and over and over.
I'm just make I'm pretty sure there is no other items loot here, but I'm I'm gonna
Safety check
I'm upping and
I don't want to go here. This is death. It's it's death
I'm not playing Abathur. No, I don't think so
It's so over whatever it is what it is
The scary part about this is, there could be a dragon ass hiding behind a wall somewhere.
He does the spin attack and then I fly off and I die and I have no idea what even hit
me.
I think that's why Dragon Asses is getting patched.
Heavy.
Is that a Dark Sorcerer and a Vagrant?
That looks really fun.
This area seems like hell in this seed, like this is actual hell.
I think he just aggro'd, no?
No, he's just laughing.
That's gonna be the Lord's soul. I could do the jump of destiny, I guess.
I want an upgraded weapon.
Just thinking where I would go instead of this fucking area.
There's some items here.
Not too many though.
There's not too many items, but I need to get rid of fat rolling.
White Skeleton PLS Vamosalar player, White Skeleton PLS, and Mimei Gusta Bela, White Skeleton
PLS.
Yes.
Oh, the thing is I keep getting heavy roll over and over, though I think this heavy roll might be fine
To remove as long as- I think I can buy a staff from someone
I will
Pretty sure I can buy a staff somewhere to remove this hecking shield, but I can't even use
That is not it, but I'll upgrade this bad boy.
My pants are fine.
All right.
I might just clear lower Bly Town, try to do that.
I'm just gonna check for a staff somewhere.
Come again?
And who else?
There must be a staff somewhere.
What up random twitch viewer?
Oh, did I not check Griggs?
I'll check Griggs first, I guess.
I forgot to check him.
I also need to check the paramedic.
The thing is, next item I loot is just going to be like Havel's Great Shield or something.
So, al-dami-sox-ing's town.
So when I'm lying in my bed, thoughts running through my head,
and I think the gun is dead, I'm rolling heavy instead, guitar time.
Yeah.
True.
Heavyroll's gonna kill the run man.
I might as well go Catacombs and Enthro.
To be honest.
Tell Toulouse, thanks for the 4 team man, thank you.
What items do I miss? The final Lord Soul.
The moment I- if I can get to mid-roll now, I'm gonna try to finish the DLC area.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this item is spawned. I forgot about this. That's a shiny
Any item?
Blech.
I mean it was a soul, yeah.
BUNK!
BUNK!
Hi, Mr. Bunkers.
I'm checking this part right here, my throw.
But we're getting a bit desperate right now.
Damn, Thorgl.
Sometimes it do be like that.
Feeling cute, my throw later.
True, true.
I'm going on that branch and stuff.
There's some items there.
But I haven't got...
Oh yeah!
This guy is here.
And then he's going to spawn these.
Will they fly towards me?
They definitely lock in.
Can I get you to fall?
Sir?
Please?
You're not going to fall?
WHAAAA?
I wasn't even scared.
Dude, I can't see- he's gonna hit me with his tongue through the fucking thing.
wait did he fall oh oh oh wait is he above me wait where is he wait what's
happening oh no he's up there he's above me I don't like that I don't like that
at all
I don't want to deal with those skulls. Those skulls will be the fucking death of me
I'm staying here. This is safety
Those heads aren't gonna be spawning, are they?
Come on, man!
Guys, we can talk about this.
Hey, you!
Fuck.
No, those heads don't one-shot, but they push you back with the explosion.
How are you here now?
I'm staying here.
Eeshaw! I would have been fine anyways. Okay. Why? What about the other guy?
Why? Yeah, there you go. I'm staying here. Nice. Okay. We're cruising.
I can't use the shield, no.
Oh, fuck me.
With a shield I can't parry with.
Why?
And there's a bonewheel.
Okay, that's fucking great
This is going to be the longest randomizer run ever in convenient enemy
five minutes of two-to-two new shield armor all weapon
15 minutes of mandatory running around that's how you win. Okay, that is how you win
I will looking for a shield. Shut up
That's how you win. Okay, maybe we'll see I mean C-Slice is still gonna kill this run
Everything I do now is in vain.
There's no point to any of this, you know?
Shiba, are you still here?
Yep.
No, I'm going back up there, I'm just getting rid of the- oh my god.
jump
hop
yes
He yells. He yells.
Oh, I binned.
I'm going back up again.
I want to get those items up there.
You wonder if he says, well, hit me while I'm on the tower?
That's what we were speculating, yeah.
Dude, that dragon ass.
Oh my-
If he jumps, will he push me off the- he doesn't jump this high though.
Oh.
Oh gee, thanks sub, dude.
The JIT thinks 28, watch me get the vacuum soak here.
Okay, I didn't. Good.
now what happened to the black knight did he fall or is he still alive oh he
fell yes see him okay yeah I need to kill the enemies down here jumping down
here will be extreme Sudoku though which is why I have my best friend firebomb
yay
wait that's a skull okay there's nasty enemies down here maybe I'll loot this
Now, I need to look at that item and that item.
Still alive, okay.
Cool, that's good.
10th is shield parry to fight Gwyn.
I've already killed Gwyn.
He deadbed.
You can't shoot up here.
Wow.
Yeah, come on over here.
Zoom.
Come on over.
And then fly.
Fly and fall down maybe.
You know you want to.
Fly and fall down, please.
I'm gonna heal.
I don't trust the lightning.
Motherf-
Yeah, that's right.
Dude, he's gonna fly and push me.
I, I, terrifying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Any boner wheel surprises down here?
Hey, you.
aha lizard surprise slug surprise skull surprise okay that's all right
I don't think there's anything down there it's just the one
up there. The thing is, there's still so many items to check. But any item could be it though.
This is true, what about that benevolent?
Nooo, I mean Uchi is fine I guess.
I know what a search up her blight howl again.
What's that sound?
Whatever it is, I don't like it.
Could it be the final Lord Soul?
That's not good.
Well, we've looted this part now at least, so that's good.
can checkmark that. Key item on the Great Hollow Branch. Yeah, I'm not going for that
one. I'm not. I have to finish the DLC, but I'm scared of the chain prisoner. I gotta
buy more shards. Yeah, large. Why do you only sell one? Maybe it wasn't him that sold it
originally. I don't remember. Shane prisoner in Ash Lake. Yeah, that guy's gonna murder
me, especially with an Uchi-Gatana.
Boy!
Boy!
Yeah, I did actually buy some poison throwing knives.
I could buy more.
And just go there and do it, I guess.
Or a nine-strick mode for you baby. Yeah, I saw it
I did ancient dragons only yes except I haven't killed the Nina boss that's there
He could also have that guy at least in the other in the previous
Well, no in the item random. He often has a key item for some reason
I'll be seeing you.
Nice Arashi, nice.
Upper Blytown?
Yeah, I haven't unlocked, but I'd hate to go there.
Oh, danger dongle the six seven have a little catacombs. I have like one item to loot in catacombs, but I have not been to I
Have not been to tomb of the giant
Oh, it's hard to time that, man.
The glass is 27 man thank you dude.
I haven't killed a Titanide Demon in the painting.
What time am I throwing this run?
I don't know.
I'm getting kind of sick of this run to be honest.
might as well throw it. Happy
weekend stress skip. I just, I
gotta find this damn item.
Yeah, Calamity Arena is done.
Yeah, I have Johnny.
Oh, here comes the one shot!
Haha so funny, so funny, haha, yay!
I'm poisoning him, hopefully.
because I won't deal any damage otherwise like nothing almost I'm dead
okay here's poison so that's cool
this guy I don't think this guy is as tanky as the others
oh there's I don't I don't know it's hard to say
Maybe he is, maybe he's not.
Get hit and find out?
Yeah, I'd rather not fuck around and find out.
I'm PTSD with these guys man
Okay, let's not get comfy here. No comfy
Oh, come on wrong soul dude
Well, there's Ash Lake at least I did loot the item back there, right?
I'm pretty sure I did.
Yeah, it looks a little...
Oh, man!
No, I haven't played guitar in forever.
Hey, you!
What up, mole?
Around 30, uh, key one.
Ah, I had an idea.
Oh yeah, I think I'm just gonna try to do DLC.
You can definitely die there though, there's a fucked up chain prisoner there.
I might need to like clear out so I can fight him into building because otherwise I'm
going to fall and die.
Oh they have the same damage, interesting.
A hell of an add to our goal, sick dude.
Alright, let's go again!
Board tanks, that's a tier 268, y'all, thanks.
I almost ran down, because I forgot something.
Hi, big boy!
That would be an insta-kill.
Nice.
the chester party yesterday yeah that shit was not fun
Oh
Fucking hell man
I'm greeting fuck it
I mean I can get toxic it's fine. I have like 60 on the toxic shit
There's a dog in there, so I'm chillin'.
I have this shortcut unlocked, but there's a chain prisoner that aggro's from like four
miles away that shows up behind you.
And I would- I can't deal with him, and then the boar, and then the enemy- whoever
Whatever enemy it is that's on the elevator.
That's a recipe for death.
aggro please not be really happy yeah you watch through the window please just
watch through the window are you mimic no I've already killed you you shouldn't
drop anything hi Capra
of
coming up I get are you kidding me you can snipe me like that
I have the shortcut, yeah the problem with the shortcut is there's a chain prisoner that
aggro's and then he chases me he chases me all the way to the elevator and if
there's another chain prisoner that comes up the elevator I get sandwiched
between two of them and then I'm fucked so I'm going here so I can kill him or
he kills me we'll see I guess come on up here where is he yeah he's right there
that guy aggro's when you take the elevator and of course it had to be a
a chain prisoner is what else
so there's only like one in the game yeah if you have IGN seed maybe but this
is uh
dude this guy aggro's from like a mile away it's insane how far he aggro's like
Like, what the fuck is this? Like, hello? What?
Wait, I'm not full health. Like, unironically I need to be full health fighting this fucking guy.
I don't trust anything.
What the fuck was that spaghetti?
There's like spaghetti all over.
Oh!
I
Allow his right to be nervous the changed prisoners would do what Vikings used to do just drama sharpened
Polo into the person's bum hole and impale them on it monkey
Yeah, true true
My poison hasn't triggered I guess I got to be more aggressive
No, I know why it hasn't triggered because this guy is scaled
Like he scaled out the ass not like the other one I fought because that one was actually a normal one
I think I
Think so fuck it. I'm just gonna R1. I guess
Like the other guy was not this tanky what is up with this
try to charge me maybe try to charge me right there no come on come on right you come on
You know, you want to...
Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here. Right here.
Okay, I could have had that, but I soyed out.
I think he's gonna de-aggro.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I can actually kill this guy by just making him fall here,
and then I'll just take the shortcut elevator down.
Oi!
I'm back for more.
Right here. Stab.
That's not a stab. That's not a stab, alright? That is. I need the stab, dude. The stab.
Yeah, this will kill me trying to cheese him.
No doubt.
do the stab do the stab we know ceaseless and probably me i guess moe is alive here
He's too smart. He's too fucking cl- oh my god now he's like insanely aggroed.
oh my now he's stabbed what why is he insane okay now he's backing out you
yeah I'm gonna get yeeted off the bridge by Ceaseless anyways all these
things we're doing now is in vain it's all pointless
De Niro.
Feels like we are the chained prisoner in Dalar, is that denying Mosquito who can't let you sleep and screaming Senpai.
De Niro.
Chat, you simply don't get it, he has to throw this run so he can milk this challenge for more content for several weeks whenever there isn't a game to play.
Anything but playing Witcher 3.
Why would I play Witcher 3 now? It makes no sense.
It makes zero sense to play with your free right now. That's just the truth
Do the stab do the stab bro stab yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Why won't he stab?
To be honest, if I jump over to the uh, this is so annoying, aww.
Ha.
Woo!
If they just weren't randomly scaled out the ass, this would be no problem.
But for some reason they are.
What's the, what's the, what's the reason?
Why are they so scaled?
Ha.
Another wave.
Can't you think the elevator if this guy aggro's over here?
Yeah!
It's true!
I could run back to the elevator when he's aggro'd here and probably just go for the
bonfire.
That's actually a good idea, yeah.
That's a good idea.
That is a greed play though because I could kill him like this.
It's a quality of life play I guess.
Hey!
Oh shit he's pissed now.
Oh my.
Okay fuck it I'm doing it.
I'm go- I'm rushing back to the elevator now, and I'm taking it down, killing the enemies and going.
Surely this guy will not stab me in the ass in the next five minutes,
as I'm clearing that area out. Right?
Now it's a horror movie again. Where is he now? I just gotta hope he doesn't show up.
What is this targeting bro target the dude in front man come on
Who the fuck are you
I
Guys fucking terrifying
Well
You're not going to sandwich me here now, right?
Okay.
Alright.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Well that took forever, but it worked.
Shit, I got a buff room so badly to hold up chat, let me buff room, listen to the blacksmithing.
Okay, we have unlocked a new bone fire.
Alright, let's go.
Alt-terran 3-in-a-verse here, man.
Lupigo thinks 38, check in the 71, extra-self-exhaust, billiom thinks 65.
Okay, what do we have in the abyss then?
Can't be worse than the regular abyss, right?
Except if there's a dragon-ass randomly in the darkness pushing me off the ledge,
that would suck.
Why is this area Gravelorded again whatever
What is that is that
Stone oh it's scissor okay, I see
If this is Gravelord, it could be very, very dangerous.
Divine Ember?
Look at all them Gravelorded enemies down there.
Surely there's no Gravelorded Dark Sorcerer.
Crissy critters.
Bonewheel, Dark Wraith.
Oh, nice, they're coming up here, good.
Oh, they're body blocking each other. Hey, that's a triple though. Sure. Horse fire equals
bomb okay the bone will fuck off we didn't die though that's a black knight sword guy
Good we're getting some kills here. There's no item on that ledge
I don't remember where exactly all items are but I think most of them
I was another bone within a stone nine, okay?
The bono is scary guy I
Got some pretty sick gear on I guess the boots are kind of whack, but it's all right
separating equals words true bone equals wheel
you know you want to do the spell
Six more to go. Yeah, I mean the boss fights itself. If I just find the last item, the
boss fights themselves are... I mean, yeah, going through like Tomb of the Giants and
shit is very scary.
Oh no, I fell!
Ha ha ha. Yeah.
Alright, the lip lines are then true.
I'm so, so troll.
So hacking troll.
Don't move.
You think sif- I- you do get an item here, right?
Maybe sif drops the last Lord Soul.
heavy peak. Oh, he drops one of this stuff. Okay, you know what, I'll take it. Wow, great
stuff, thanks. I'm just trying to clear this area of mobs. There's not too many left,
and then I'm going to loot everything and see what we can pick up. What else have
the shortcut here so you go down there you get up there there's an item there
but I gotta kill the rest of the enemies you can also go down there yeah
right yeah there's not too many enemies then the before man is there's also
Also like a cave that has an item.
Ooh that's a red fencing guy.
Ooh, holy damage.
Ooh, that's scary.
That is really scary.
Oh, dear.
So where are we now?
Yeah, that's the ledge.
Okay.
That's the bridge.
So this item I should probably...
Hey Shroom.
Let's see, they're...
Yeah, there's nothing over there. Yeah, yeah.
This is the only item here.
Yeah, uh, enemy Rando's always spawn a shitload of vagrants for some reason. I don't know why.
Nooooo! My chlorophy ring!
Yeah, regular assaults would feel very easy now.
Oh, hi.
Bald? Still mid-rolling?
Yeah, it's a huge PB.
It is.
Got like two more items to grab in this area, I think.
three actually I didn't grab the one in the beginning there
wait no did i grab this item up there
or did i just clear
i'm gonna go check
you
no i did
oh wait that's an enemy no i did grab it i did yeah
okay
can go over the bridge then
How's the durability situation? It's not crazy.
Don't worry, Skellapop. You'll be able to finish your 200-word essay.
Before Monday.
Guarding this yikes skeleton dog is terrifying
Nellis thanks for the 20 yeah, I love
You can never trust these dogs like ever they deal such insane damage compared to the other shit
that's around them I don't trust anything ever not even myself all right cool I think we can
loot the final pieces here see what we get and maybe it's the final Lord's soul
eww that's fucking trash damn it I don't even know which boss it is well I'm
gonna have to re-kill some enemies in this area now but we had to loot this
So there's one item over here
Fuck off with really
Amazing is there another item here or does this just take you down? I
Don't remember I
Actually don't remember
There might be another item there that I forgot about
I'm pretty sure there's another item in that cave.
The white slab is normally the area, and now I have a fucking wick to kill these whigs,
so see you in 20 minutes.
Actually I have fire bombs.
I'm pretty decent at darts, you know. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't have any technique in throwing though, you know
Oh god, don't let him get closer than that
That's a big humanity, so my health pool is gonna disappear.
Is this not hitting?
What?
Am I hitting him or not?
Okay.
I can whip him, but it'll be like six damage or something.
Okay, whatever I can't even whip here
Right this takes you here
It's either gonna be top of Bly town or in Tomb of the Giants or the horrible spot in
in
Yeah, well we gotta go get a different weapon though because I'm not fighting whatever is down there with this shit I
Did Matt I did yeah, let's see we have some weapons left for sure
I'm not here, though.
There's actually a few items in Blightown where it could be, but I need a weapon now
again.
Let's do this.
I have Drake-sorted Merchant, yeah, but I'm gonna check in along the Merchants real quick.
Yeah, Forgwins is dead, Calamity Arena is dead.
What I have left is Pinwheel, Nido, Taurus Demon Bridge, Kill No the First Flame, Manus.
That's 25 in it.
Who am I forgetting?
Capra, and then Capra Demon, yeah.
So those are the areas I have left.
Now I've actually looted most things in the game at this point, except up for Blightown
and doing with the Giants.
We haven't fought Calamite yet, so Calamite is probably in one of them.
What other bosses?
fought Gwendolyn. Calamity is not in Capra because we believe it's a megasmoe
that's in Capra Demon's Room because you can hear the lightning hammer.
I
That bone I mean a cult club is here. That's Pog I guess
Yeah, here we got two rings in case we stumble upon some bad rings
brass crest shield is amazing yeah I just don't know if I believe in this I mean
it's a good weapon can't you down I mean it's definitely better than what I have
now both calamity and dust screens are still in the pool they are yeah they
They are.
Three.
Nothing at all.
Two.
Yeah, you can downgrade it, I'm thinking of downgrading the club.
But if I go into an iron golem was that this run I don't remember
For some there's guys shop. Yeah, that's where I got the shield to have now. I
Yeah, I mean I'm gonna buy this the shield not right now
Oh yeah, you can downgrade this to a divine club.
It might be better just to make it plus 14, to be honest.
Instead of this magic shit.
Oh, I need to buy more large tautonite shards.
I believe it's the giant blacksmith that has them.
Why am I boning? It's right above me, just...
I don't think Piafras has infinite.
I have weapon smithbox here but I need to modify the weapon to make it plus 14.
Can we just fucking finish the run man?
Yeah I've kept moderate track of the items I haven't picked up.
Last game my speedrun was hit man.
The branch is waiting I swear.
I mean C-Slice is also waiting.
I don't even know how I'm gonna kill him to be fair because if I run up to him
if I run up to him and I
Try to melee him. He's either gonna just fucking one shot me or push me off the ledge
No to be honest, I think if I can bait his melee attack, I could probably just tank it. I think so
I'm gonna- oh yeah you can make it crystal here right?
How's the scaling on regular club anyways?
It's A!
Yeah fuck it I'm doing this shit.
A scaling?
Yeah, he won't activate until you get close, yeah.
I mean, I'm just gonna have to pray he doesn't murder me.
Where's my club?
Oh, yeah.
178. That's actually less than I thought. I will. Okay. Did I say where I was going?
I had a plan and then I forgot. Oh yeah, man. Let's finish the DLC, I guess. I can
10 plus 15 but I only have one slab so I'm saving it for the next random run I guess.
the one shot is crazy
Yo, Kevin.
Damn, this damage is insane.
No, we don't know what boss is here.
IGN weapon?
It's a stick, kid.
It's a fucking stick, man.
I want to just full send it but it would be so dumb because there's bone wheels here and
that would push me off and then I would die.
Just be patient.
I need one more key item.
I'm looking for it through the entire game at this point.
I definitely still have like loot to check.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, the boss could drop it they could
Four goins are dead. Yeah, I've killed two bosses today.
All right
see yeah oh wait there's actually items behind ceaseless though that I don't think I'm gone
yet
do I see night no all right I think I'm gonna full send it even though there is a
Oh, red phantom vagrant right there.
Yeah, that vagrant is fucked, though.
That guy's terrifying.
Crystal cave? Yeah, there's one item left in Crystal Cave.
There is.
Una item.
Hey, you.
Yeah, our next thing's the 82 man, Campingstone 102.
Wait, why is there an item there?
What item is that?
Is that an enemy?
Or is that an item item?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Hey, you.
Yeah, it might be the bone wheel.
That's true.
is true yeah the red vagrant is the one I'm scared of here because they will just
one-shot if I don't especially in the random where they can just be silent you
don't you don't even hear their shooting and they you just get one shot
from nothing that happened to Hobb unfortunately
It was very unfortunately very unfortunate yeah there they are yep
that's the scary part if it's a regular vagrant it's fine they don't deal
nearly as much damage but those guys who
I should have killed him there with my current health I could get one shot oh yeah I mean
I had 1404 health in my PB and I basically got one shot by a chain prisoner because for
some reason they're just new game plus a million or something that's why I'm so
scared of them dude fucking hitting man
go do it yourself tenera just for that I'll kill the rest of the enemies here
to oh wait it's grave lorded I actually will sit down not rushing this now I'm
gonna take it even more careful
No one can bully me into throwing.
No I think he's got Gravelorded.
I think so.
Because that guy wasn't there before.
Or maybe he was, I don't know.
Bob bit in the stream yesterday so his run is still alive.
I think Hobb's gonna beat it to be honest.
I hope Hobb beats it.
I do, I do.
Yeah, this thing is insane, man.
It's powerful.
It's great.
What up, physical?
Yeah, I don't know if he's live today.
I wanna see if Hobb gets it.
He will.
He will get it.
Trusts.
Holy shit, Path of Exile League today, true.
I'm PoE too frog though.
I didn't I didn't see who that was it is I have no idea Priscilla oh fuck it's this
guy. Don't let him cook! Don't let him cook! Okay, we're good.
Oh, blacksmith giant hammer, what a beast of a weapon.
No, come on!
What a blue ball!
The shittiest weapon in the entire game. Almost worse than whips.
Oh yeah, physical.
Damn. Well, what up? What up, Salad?
Dude, I literally just joined your stream on the way home from, uh, Jim in the car, and you were just-
and you were just the moment I started your stream you were lashing out at someone
it was peak
all right I think that the no the dlc is not fully looted
because I still have the forest but now I need to find a different weapon again
you had specimens in your chat today
I would never want one riot now.
Oh, uh...
Yeah, I could try to get to Undead Merchants with a fucking mailbreaker.
Alright, alright. No, I need to get out, man. That's the thing. I want to get out and like
meet people at the gym and stuff.
Don't get used to it.
Classic, silent, classic.
Alright, so let's go on the merchant to buy the Drake Sword.
Um...
I
24 damage it's plus 11 questions and marks
It's fucking shit ass weapon, man.
It's so bad.
Chest in the upper floor of Painted Gallery and Alondo.
Chest in the upper floor of- Oh no, I haven't!
I know which one you mean!
And I actually haven't looted that one.
that is true you know what before I go and buy a weapon I should get that one I
actually forgot about that one I did I tend to come back for that one later but
I forgot about it this time thanks if Mel bro yeah we'll go from here fuck it
Wait, where's the elevator?
Oh, fuck, dirty.
Feels US, man.
Oh, it's not here.
Okay, well then we go to the dark moon soon.
Yes I did, Frog, yeah.
I have not talked to GoFat for killing Calamity now.
You look good on hold, no name, yeah.
It's your actual enemy.
Ah, wait.
Shouldn't you guys, like, despawn?
bit annoying I think there's a stuff and I have the worst weapon for this shit
there's a stone guy over there oh some dude just fell up and the other guy fell
but he's alive so she is really annoying though
Plus 11, male breaker.
You know what I mean?
She like try to move.
That'd be sick.
Sheeeeeeellll.
Oh wait.
I think she died.
No way.
He died.
Never mind.
I almost fucked that up.
All right, please, no!
Well, I'm still mid-rolling though, so that's good.
That's really good though.
Just looks ugly as hell.
One guy chatter dude.
Yeah, I can buy Grass Crest Shield, but I could buy Grass Crest Shield in Black Knight Halberim and just try to go for the boss fights.
Yeah, Ceaseless is on the Taurus Bridge.
I mean, the way I would fight Ceaseless is, I would just have him do his big slam, which I have no chance but to tank.
And then just heal up hit him and then just do that again over and over that's that's the only way
I would be able to fight him I think
Good shield tank with yeah, but I'm not enough strength though
Doesn't he block you if you try to run behind him 34. Oh, I could almost get this
Well, I'm going to be on the merchant.
I have a spear here to be honest.
It's not too shabby.
Yeah maybe you can run behind Ceaseless?
I don't know.
He might be able to.
Oh, he's a quality weapon.
I don't think I've ever used it.
Fuck it, I'll buy it.
All right.
Wait, I'm heavy now.
I mean, we could go in chicksies, doesn't he aggro?
He aggro's when you get close to him, though.
And he definitely has Coletion.
Anyways, uh, yeah, we got a...
Yeah, I can buy a Plank Shield, exactly.
Plank Shield.
Get rid of this shit.
He's in the Taurus Demon Arena, Doris.
Yeah, the whole DLC is actually done, except part of the forest where there's like, not
one item.
Put up Nathan.
I'm just gonna go for Tomb of the Giants to be honest.
I think so.
I might as well.
I'm tired of this shit.
We need 34 strength for this.
Yeah, I just tired of this shit.
Wait, this is not the guy that had the plank shield. Who the hell had the plank shield? Wait, no, it was since
It was since guy, I think
No, Capricorn Demon is not cleared that that's a scary one
I have not looted Avalanche
No, I
I can't I like I just want the run to be over either. I finish it or
Like if it dies at least then I can check the cheat sheet and see where the see where this last soul is
But I'm just gonna go to catacombs. I'm going catacombs now. I have my mind is set on it. I
Just got a bargain any some new fire bombs
What the fuck? What is my character? Did you see that? What was that? That was weird.
That happened twice. What was that?
No, he wasn't stick drift he got some weird animation
I need one more key item here
thank you and I'm gonna go upgrade this and I'm going catacombs I'm ready to
throw I'm ready to throw dude tired of this
actually really good damage for a straight sword
Oh no I'm going I was gonna refill my fire bombs and then I'm doing catacombs
That's good.
Damn, that fucking damage.
This sword's insane!
Well, to be honest, anything plus 14 is gonna be...
It's gonna be good.
It's gonna take 30 years. Yep.
Welcome to Randomizers when you have one item left.
It ain't the first time and it ain't gonna be the last.
Wait, where am I going?
Except male breakery, that one just sucks.
Thank you!
Here I go!
Thank you! Here I go!
I'm doing Capra with Black Nileberg, because you have like not much room to move there, so it turns pretty scary, especially if you have a big boss, like, super smooth.
I don't know aside. I'm kind of ready to throw this run has been fucking 17 hours
I'm over it. I'm over it
Go fight bosses then I am yeah, I'm on my way. I'm on my way to pinwheel
Patience is key. I've been patient for the last like seven hours. I'm over being patient.
Instead of killing bosses, I've been looting everything. I'm tired of this shit. I'll die
Thanks for the raid. I'll be at a good stream man. Yeah, you're also doing this. I'm sorry to hear that
Shit's fucking pain when you're in this position
Pinwheel should fall here he did last time
Thank you Dino dude, your mods, can you shout out Dino, please?
It was rough, yeah.
Yeah, thanks man.
Yeah, I'm looking for the one Lord Soul, that's all I need and then I have everything
but I just, I can't find it.
It's in the great hollows.
I have one item left, I'm pretty sure, in the great hollow, and it's the shitty branch
one.
The one that no one ever loots because it's just a death trap.
Oh shit, I forgot he asked that.
what the fuck is going on this distraction will not work alright I'm throwing on my
And it's Gravelorded!
Perfect.
Oh, k.
I don't even one shot this guy with a firebomb. That's insane.
This guy almost killed me last time, so I'm playing extra cautiously with him.
You get stuck and you get fucking triple lightning.
I was at 80 percent oh my god he's playing the he's playing chess while I'm playing
checkers. Man, why the fuck do I even bother? Just go. I'm just going to full send it.
I guess I could- Wait, I don't remember. Can you teleport back from Nido's coffin?
I don't remember if you can.
I mean, not with bonfire, just hop in the coffin again. Does it take you back?
Because I could check Nido's item.
Oh my god, the grave lords. Now, fuck this.
But in every area is Gravelorded now.
No, I'm missing one key item.
I heard a dark sorcerer shoot when I went here.
From where?
I don't know.
Fuck it, I'm full sending.
Oh god.
Imagine landing in that one.
Nice.
Uh, could that ghost come here?
You can fire bomb them.
And I don't know if she can enter the boss fight.
Hopefully not.
Oh my god!
Alright.
Yeah, I'm not fine to you, bitch.
Not dealing with that.
Oh fuck. Okay, alright, ready to roll?
Yeah, don't get hit by that, that's gonna hurt.
Let's go.
Some humanity stuff.
as well I could pop a lot of these for some some extra defense I guess I feel
like Calamity's gonna be down here
almost
The belligar is going wheeled, yeah.
Hey, you didn't drop my damn Lord's soul!
Where's my Lord's soul?
This weapon's good, yeah.
But any weapon that's plus 14 is going to be pretty damn powerful as a dog alarm.
On the branch you don't want to loot.
Yeah, true.
There's an item over here.
Yeah, using fire.
Does it actually light up? I don't know if it does.
I'm not sure.
Wait, am I heavy? No, never mind.
wait a minute don't I do have cast light I think but I need to have a staff 14
into yeah that's a that's a dream have a torch all right I'm ready for the
dragon ass in the dark. Dragon ass!
Why don't he die?
So listen to me I got fined yeah, could be I guess.
I
The thing is I'm used to speedrunning through this area
I have looted the entire thing before but that was a long time ago
So I don't know
Normally, I just jump into the dark and it fucking works
Lord soul can you go away?
That's not a lord soul.
The other thing is if you do the speed strut you won't loot that item there.
I remember that.
There's some item.
Where does this take you now?
There's something in the dark over there.
I think you can just drop down here, can't you?
And I don't think there's an item in front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's not a dog, dude.
Hello?
He's so fucking dark, man.
Okay, yeah, there's this one. And if you hold to the right here, you can grab this item.
Alright, cool.
I hear a dark sorcerer.
That's the worst fucking enemy to get here.
Wait, where's the bonfire?
Oh, it's over there.
Dark sorcerer.
Falk the Patches? Yeah, he's dead. He's dead.
Unfortunately.
Where is that Dark Sorcerer though?
Ah, that kid's shit mad.
Are you kidding me?
I mean I-
Is she coming here?
I'm gonna have to full send it
We bomb those she's too far away I have to full send it here man
oh my god this is fucking terrifying I I
what the fuck dude there's a vagrant here too there's a vagrant in front of
me okay she can't snipe me from here it's fine I told you dark sorcerers are the
worst fucking enemy man dark sorcerers dragon ass and bone wheels oh the damage
is fucking crazy they deal so much it's insane
It's ill-eagle. Anyways, um, yeah I'm just scared of her really. Maybe she fell down though, that would be great.
Dark sorcerer?
You here?
I think she might have fallen off.
Okay, we can take our time.
Oh god I wish I had some light. Wait who's that?
Ten of them statue things.
Don't see fucking shit. Come back! Where did you go? Hello?
There's items down here, that's why I'm being- I just- I never do this path.
There you are.
Like I know it's fine, this takes you into the caves.
Then there's an item...
Oh, that was the Black Knight!
Okay, I see.
Something's breathing out there.
There's an item that way.
I'm pretty sure there's- normally there's a black knight here, but I've already killed
them. Right. Could this be it? Oh, my footsteps are silent now. Oh, my ears. Oh, yeah.
I'll dog alarm right no NPC invasions won't give key items now I don't believe there's
There's an item down where the bonfire is.
sleep oh my god if we could grab that item and then the last over there we've
actually done this part of Tomb of the Giants then we got to do the pyramid
part also other number can you teleport into tune with the Giants with the
bonfire that I grabbed yeah that was teleportable right there's no skelly
dog here right surely we're fine I mean I know that platform I'm on now is where
we can do the little skip.
of
I'm trying to remember, I mean, yeah, no, I think I can just do the jump, and it's
alright.
There's no more items in this.
There's something right next to me.
Don't get
No
I'm dead
Whatever dude, it's fine. It's alright. It's okay at least now we can see where the fuck this key item was
Oh, I got caught. I got fucking caught. Let me speed run through and see
It's done. Oh, but finish the fucking run, please
Was it down here
Here
Right not here
I'll check
I feel relieved that I died. Yeah, cuz now I can check where this item was
Yeah, let's check the cheat sheet let's check the cheat sheet
We're not done yet boys
Cheers to many more evenings of randomizer
Can't let content this could die out too soon after all. Oh look too soon. I was like 17 hours
I'm checking where the um see this you 304 yeah that should be the one I them
cheat sheet okay let's see where the hell was this during a run no no that
wasn't it it was a snake man I got caught in the corner in the dark let's see
here is it just called Lord soul paint a world in a corpse hanging from a rope
yeah I got that one darker garden the center pull of water in the upper
garden yeah I got that one blight town after walking over the unavoidable
unavoidable rickety bridge found by climbing it was an upper blight town yeah
it was an upper blight town in the area where there was dark sorcerer I was I
I was kinda right next to it, kinda.
But you have to jump over and then run on that bridge
that snakes itself.
And then what, it was demon ruin.
So it was the Bly Town one, upper Bly Town.
Yeah, that was a good run, that was a good run, dude.
Good ass run.
Yeah, I had a bunch of DLC in Upper Blight Town, so I never went there.
I wanted to do Tomb of the Giants first, because there was a Dark Sorcerer that was there,
and then it was Monkeys and Exploding Heads that can push you off.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, I gotta assist this.
Club 14.
Yeah, I'm gonna run to Nido and see who it was.
It's probably Calamite though, because I haven't seen Calamite.
Also, I'm gonna run to Ceaseless.
Yeah, it was Elohid.
It was Elohid.
I got caught in the dark between a Gardener and a Snake.
Dude, that damage just isn't right.
There's no fucking way.
Like, that's insane damage.
Wait, did I not loot this?
Well, we know where the Lord's Soul is, though.
Yeah, a mailbreaker would have saved me, uh, true, true.
I was trying to melee then, but I kept getting, like, stunned.
No poise.
I'm gonna try ceaseless, yeah, I'm just gonna see who's here.
came you saw we delivered white skeleton PLS see you next time buddy yeah it is
what it is the Lord's all was an upper Bly town where there was dark sorcerers I
had to run on the shaky bridge to get it which is yeah that's a that's a
Shitty area to get
What the fuck my man just peaced out
There was a good ride now the death wasn't even interesting I
I just got caught. I was in. Artorias.
The club is so tight.
No.
Okay, there we go.
No.
Okay.
I can't, I can't even even go back to the castle.
No.
No.
I can't.
Okay.
I can't.
Okay.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Okay.
There's something good!
I
Know real run I would never do this fine like this
But I'm going I got to go to C's lessons see how that fight works
All right, let's go to Ceaseless.
I'll get the Black Maliber first.
Did you play like this?
It's because I did that that I died actually, because I did the speedrun path, and then
because of it I ran into those and I got caught and I died, so.
I should have been careful, I should have firebombed them.
That's what I should have done.
I would never would have been caught
We buy this
We plus five in
I haven't been Smith box
Gwyn's Calamity true Gwyn might be Calamity that is true
And then we go from here wait hold up, let's see
We go from here into there and that takes you right
Under-seasless yeah, that's better than going through the damn bird again. Oh
I need to check who Capra is too
I'm pretty sure is giant s'more
Relief wise time or stop cuz I died in tune with the Giants
The last Lord's soul was in upper of light town. You know the shaky bridge you got to run on
After there, it was.
Oh yeah, I can take armor off. So use it as auto-equipment.
Yeah, Tomb of the Giants is super cursed. Yeah, that's true. Don't tell them, Zeith.
Don't tell them. Don't tell them. No, I'm checking how Ceaseless works here, because
it might have been just Ogre anyways. If you get Ceaseless on a Taurus leaving bridge,
You could probably survive, but that's what I'm checking right now.
Back to Siloom?
Nah, I have the X-Com-H, bro.
Not today, but tomorrow.
The Lord's Hole was an upper Bly town in like one of the worst areas you could have it.
the shaky bridge the reason the shaky bridge is fine though that's not what
scares me what scares me is that all the DLC enemies that were there that shit
is scary
you can't believe you fell for it white skeleton I did I did yeah one
short side boys you white skeleton PLS I mean if I run dies if I run that
far in is gonna die it's gonna be to tomb of the giants or upper blightown that's
what's gonna happen
zoom okay so how does this fight work when you get him on the bridge here is
it just death
Yeah, it's it's it's a bit dank. It's a bit dank
Because he does a double it too I was spam healing there, but I didn't get it off in time
Yeah, that's the cannon ending to the run anyways. It's true. Now, I'm sure you can actually avoid it somehow.
I'm just trying to figure out how.
Yeah, I think baiting the melee arrange.
Oh dude when I died I let out some noises I didn't even know I could.
Some sus noises.
Maybe I have a fetish.
Apple is like the 8th and stranger that's the 131.
I wish I would have died more heroically though.
I just got caught between two enemies and then death.
could have been like gravity or a bone wheel or something like the most boring
death ever
yeah I'd rather been bone wheeled in the ass like this
I hope Hobb can I can beat it man. He deserves it.
Take my torch hobb and fulfill your destiny.
anyone beat it? Not this version but I beat the old version which is a little
bit different
I'll try with some armor. I think I like chain or some shit. What else did I have on I remember?
Was it like, I don't know, some shit like this? Not like that, but whatever.
Okay, yeah, you can kill him like this.
This is fine.
This works though, that's good to know.
Scary though.
I'm gonna check the capper demon.
The last Lord Soul, it was an upper blight town.
I'm gonna run and grab it, I might as well.
All balls that I have left?
Oh...
Well, Ceaseless here, Capra Demon, Artorias.
Uh...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Am I still mid-rolling?
Who fuck?
How?
Should I gotta get the dog out or I'm gonna get suplexed?
No, butterfly is dead. That was for kinks
Easy peasy
I'm so many key items already. I know right you can feel the relief. Yeah, it's just
Finding the last key item is like if you get a run going that's where it's just gonna die a lot of the times
I feel unless you're very lucky with it
Now I died I got it wasn't even a fun death that's probably the most disappointing part
It was just spaghetti.
Oh, okay.
Well, it was Capra Smoke.
Wait, why is there two slugs in here?
Why is there slugs in here?
There's- Well yeah, I don't have any armor on, I guess.
Oh my god, that fucking dragon ass is killing from outside the arena!
Ha ha!
I got fucking slammed, though.
Dragon ass, leave me alone, please.
This is so ass.
Move!
Let me out.
I need to kill the damn worms!
There we go.
Now it's easy.
What the fuck?
Fuck ya!
ghoul and armor epic
okay i'm gonna run and grab the lord soul and see who this was
can you stop blocking me
How did I die? I just died to two enemies up against the wall in Tomb of the Giants.
It wasn't anything interesting. I wish I would have gone like a Tekken combo or Bono
wheel at least, or some dumb gravity death.
Alas, it was not.
So the final Lord Soul was over here.
Rats pushing me off a rooftop, yeah.
I've already had that happen, though.
Hey, you!
So, if I understand the document correctly, it was over all the way...
It was all the way...
over here jump oh yikes I'm just gonna yolo down and see
it's one of these items probably the item over here somewhere below me maybe
below me yeah I run so over I'm just I'm gonna check the final boss the final
Lord Souls over here somewhere. I'm just trying to find it.
Was it that item then?
This one?
Yep, there it was.
That's... yeah.
Pretty shitty spot to have it, but...
Yeah, it is where it is.
The Lord died in Blytown, yeah.
At the end of the day, Salad, yeah.
It truly is what it is.
Woo!
Gwyn's is dead, yeah.
I knew there were items there, I just...
Upper Blyatown is not something you want to loot if you have other options like boss
fights, which I did in Tomb of the Giants.
Like, Upper Blyatown sucks.
It's such a death trap because of dragon asses.
I might as well have been running on that shaky bridge,
and then there's a dragon ass, two miles away,
pitting me from behind the wall, and then I fall and die.
That's why Upper Blighton is so me,
I got asked to do in this rando.
Oh, righty then.
Finally, it's time for Lads.
Both Slady and Luffy has been in chat today,
and yesterday Larks announced
but she would be the replacement for this.
He literally is not a single excuse,
not the SHRHTTHSSSSRHHRHT.
True, true.
True, true.
Alright, I'm not going to check to the left who it is.
The last lord soul is upper Blightown.
Is this more fun than RE4 randomizer?
No, it's not.
Hari-Fory is the best, horrendo.
I was Callimedia, Lord of Cinder.
I was here.
No, they're undying, Tomb of the Giants.
I was here.
I was here.
I was here.
Another undied in Tomb of the Giants.
It died.
Where was Calamity Ring?
It was...
Oh, Patches Shop it was for 15,000 souls.
where it was. Cool. Good deal, yeah. Good deal. Back to asylum? You got a text message
that I died, Leppa? It wasn't even good of a death. It was like the most tame and boring
Lame death ever.
I'm gonna just die to two enemies.
Cling, plong, cling.
Cling, plong, cling.
Cling, plong.
Oh, we were missing one key item.
And four bosses.
Oh yeah, the door. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
All of this just works.
Yes, indeed. The dark sign brands the undead.
And in this land, the undead are corralled and led to the north, where they are locked
away to await the end of the world.
This is your fate.
Make sure I'm done crying. I'm back.
You getting plus Rendo, permadeath? Yep.
epic epic epic
hey hulk um thanks for 80s I don't know thanks for 9 gremacastics 51 man thank
you I don't think age of my parents still out is it
No, it's not the the early the early son of a God Lord vessel in Firelink shrine
In Firelink is where I I found it a few times like three times maybe across both randos. What's angel engine?
what is that wait I think I saw this yeah I did I did
you perform surgery pray you can make it out alive okay are the underwater demo
Oh yeah, that looked cool. This game looks kind of cool though. It just came out. No one's played it yet
Yeah, there's there's birds watching to true true true
Obey the insect God wait this looks like old mortal combat. Is that metroidvania?
what the fuck wait this is tight
Obey the insect God
Play that over school yeah gay been can you gay been it's thank you
Probably not crissio, I don't think there will be lads for a bit to be honest I
Don't think so
Yeah, Hr barbarian was supposed to come out yesterday, but they're they're arguing with gay then
It was supposed to come out yesterday, but it's still not out and I really want to play it the first one was fun
You school had a half day today, so I've been able to watch turns of teach on Friday. Yo noise cad daddy
Thank you dude for the 23. Thank you
React
What's more sauce is you slow-moing this okay
To buy a place by a tour or not apparently it's really good
I felt bad for him and now I'm thinking like I think he actually was loving it. I was I mean, I mean it's a relief
It's a relief. Okay
It would have died sooner late it would have died to see Slice anyways
Because I had to practice to figure that fight out
Where was the Lord soul upper Blytown
After the shaky bridge
Get Asia barbarian on epic. Yeah, I could just get it on epic games. How long is Asia barbarian anyways? I don't know
Does it say in the in the students site?
Because the first one's not that long was it I don't think so I
Do not think so I
Yeah, Marathon. No, I have no interest in Marathon.
Kryzel, I played it.
2-1-2. I played it, yeah.
I did.
Ass escape?
How the fuck is that?
Ass escape.
It doesn't even seem like that much of a meme game.
Oh
It might be a meme game yeah, you might be a meme game
What was this apparently this bird watch was really good bird watch bird watcher no bird
watching but this game isn't out though I can't play this it's not out click my
I'm getting some uh... crispy critter feels...
I'm getting some uh... crispy critter feels
Oh it's bird watching bird watching no isn't it birds watching there it is birds
watching here yeah supposedly this woman is pretty good
it's a horror game
This game rules. I don't like people saying this is good. Yeah
Is it worth it
All right, it's pretty short apparently we could hop on some scuffed horror man having a fucking adrenaline dump here. Oh god I
I have no change that game isn't out while you can request the access I guess
hmm it's a Rusky
Oh, fuck. I'm not checking any R9 clip because no people are avoiding spoilers.
Uh...
Moral dilemma, what is that? Probably a Finnish game, right?
No.
Hey, it's one of these things.
These are kind of fun.
Wow, fucking hell.
Smallest to largest.
It's kind of fun, yeah.
It's not a word, though.
It ain't no word.
So I need to just cool off a little bit, my head's spinning.
Ped is spinning.
Moral dilemma.
Yeah.
New intrending.
Oh, my YouTube is mega lagging.
I'm trying to play music us.
Oh, fuck it.
Why is hand clap on the front of my Google?
okay whatever the banger pedigree no what was this oh yeah I mean birds
watching is a good one this is a good
reviews
I'm checking some links I've never played
I've only played Poppy one now, but I played JoBerion's. I'm waiting for it to come out on Steam.
I think B-Com is on my wishlist.
Yeah, Berks watching is supposed to be good. Instead of stalling, we could just launch it, I guess.
Holy defiance, yeah, dude.
Shark dentist is not out yet. Right, no.
Oh fuck yeah, I think we do birdwatching
Steve is probably releases. Yeah, I would talk about it
And we have some interesting ones
But I win I died I finished a run though, but I died
Do a miss scroll what the fuck is that?
Dude I'm getting some like twitch music list now
Oh, the mighty Older Twitch chat
All these emails wondering how to spell that
Now we're older, everyone's moved on
But I remember Twitch chat
And those days that are gone, Twitch emotes
Oh
Yeah, I'm dying to Christ too. I forgot that's a banger
All right, we gotta lift ourselves up here.
The T.O.S. was nowhere, so everyone's feeling fine.
Twitch remote, long ago, made you feel you're not alone.
Cap the pop chair, keep a forehead, buy the phone.
Oh
Good
Yeah
Oh, made you feel you're not alone on this hot chair.
It's capo
of a farm
which he mows
at the hands
which he mows
of a farm
which he mows
🙏🏻🙏
Oh yeah I never finished entity
That game was f**king dank
The tall man tapes.
Something for me, only tall people allowed to play this one.
Holy sharpening.
Oh my god, my eyes are getting a seizure looking at this.
All right, we can do that bird watching game, birds watching.
Let's start with birds watching.
Let me buy it.
Uh, minisupa, thank you for the bitties.
Yeah, I think the update for Sharks of Minos is just like extra rooms and stuff.
I don't think I had a like, story or whatever.
All right, done.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Ba-da-ba-da-bum-bum-bum.
Okay, bird, bird's watching.
There's 25, isn't this like a one hour game?
Oh, wait, this is from the Dev of Lone Shark,
wasn't that a good game?
Yeah!
Oh, it's the same Dev as this one.
Okay, now that's interesting.
Okay, all right, okay, yeah, sure, yeah.
Ah, pepper hands, twitchy modes.
Let's see this shit.
When I played this, God.
Now my mind is kind of set on XCOM, I've never played XCOM before and you can do like the Honorman Challenge Run or whatever.
And there's a really fun Twitch integration for this where it picks random chatters as your squad and it picks random chatters as the enemies during the campaign.
Honorman, yeah, Honestman, whatever. So I really want to do that. I think that sounds fun as hell, dude.
When? Oh yeah, probably tomorrow.
I suppose.
What difficulty? Whatever solid plate on.
Whatever solid plate on.
Da-da-da-da-doo.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-da-na-na.
Ah, aiming the Crucian, I don't know what that is, but I guess I'll hide everything
else.
Keep a pogchamp, buy beforehand.
I don't know, I'm just a maxing?
Shadows around small stuff.
Yeah, I'm just max-maxing.
Devon makes it a 5.
Premium makes 6th anniversary, man.
Cadd, that makes 23.
Yeah, I sincerely apologize for anyone I missed here.
Also focused on that run, man.
Kiki high on holy nuggets tier 286.
Thank you.
I think, I guess we could go medium on this.
Cheepo PogChamp.
Bible forehead.
Maxime, thanks to 52.
Have I zinc today?
I have, I did zinc, yeah.
I did.
Devon, thanks for having me, man.
What was this game? It's a new horror game.
Who made that like fishing horror game? That was pretty good.
So, fuck it.
Bottom right, version 0.0.0
That's a version alright.
Alright.
I'm down for some bird watching dude.
On it one day a summer fire broke out.
It seemed a fire destined to burn out.
Like so many others.
Yep, I'm clicking.
consumed everything. Cities, forests, animales, and human beings. In their place, the fire
left ash on the ground and black smoke in the sky. What remains of the world is still
burning today. On the top of a mountain, a human being still lives. He did not know
if he was the last, but he was completely alone. Or almost.
dozens of birds had fled to the mountain.
They were fleeing from the fire.
The human being spent his days watching them through binoculars.
It was a peaceful life.
Every day, a tapping at the window woke the human being.
It was a little bird. His little bird.
Only that little bird had allowed itself to be tamed.
When he called it, the little bird perched on his arm.
The human being had sewn a special glove to carry it around.
He'd given it a name. He called it...
Birds Watching.
Oh, I get to choose.
Uh, bird get?
Maybe.
Take.
I'm having the biggest adrenaline dump, sorry.
Jane the prisoner.
Shut- Jane prisoner didn't even kill me.
It was a snake man and a farmer.
How long can the name be?
Oh, it can be very long.
Uh...
Uh, but, but, but, bird...
Not 69, it needs to be like XXX.
Dark feather of Hell Demon.
That's pretty cool dude.
Yeah, hold up.
XXX Naruto Force.
Wait, Itachi has birds, doesn't he?
Like, Itachi killer...
Shiningon X.
That's, that's like alright, you know?
That's pretty good, isn't it?
Bulb- I fucking am naming him Bob, whatever.
Bulb perched on his master's arm, as it did every day.
Together, they would stroll around the reserve.
They would watch the birds.
It was a peaceful life.
man something's gonna happen to the bird dude but it would not last okay there's
a timer up here
bird yeah fuck I'll move myself
It's a bulb.
RAAAGH!
Nobody answers.
Naga gave a hacksaw a reset thank yous.
He's lived on a mountain no one has ever answered.
Keep a pogchamp Bible forehead
But other than walking always fountain in time your thirsty
Got a little watch the birds, okay lag I see a bird study a
A red start.
a crag martin
do I have you? Red Star, yeah
Ahhhh...
All the tasks? I'm just gonna go bottom right?
Hey, you!
Fuck it it!
Yeah, Levi, thanks for the 18!
Thank you.
Birdfeeder.
There's a bird in here!
Hey, you!
Worms!
Ah, nice.
Nice.
Now I'm going to hide.
Come on bird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come and swift.
I'll store it.
What?
Thanks 38.
I won.
Thanks 37.
Even with a new race.
I'll store it. Well, thanks 38. I won, thanks 37.
Even with a new race, I repeat, civilization must go on at all costs.
If you agree, answer the call.
Who's speaking?
Is there really someone else speaking?
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Today's a magnificent day.
At last I find a promising recruit. Now we have a lot to do you and I
Who are you?
Shut up
Shut the fuck up Leppa. I
Ask the questions you speak only when addressed
My name is Kaio Brigadier officer. I
Am the commander of a small group of selected survivors of the fire
The Kaio Brigade
We're following the path that leads to the highest mountain in the region, Grand Talk.
You if my calculations are correct, are transmitting by radio just from there.
Do you confirm, recruit?
Yep.
You forget that you must answer an officer with yes sir.
If I were there, you'd earn five lashes.
In any case, from now the important thing is that we have established contact.
Recruit, I'm on a mission on behalf of the history.
The universal principle that determines events.
I don't believe our meeting is a coincidence.
I enlist you in my brigade by extraordinary measure.
Yes, sir!
Welcome to Kaio's brigade.
I sign you the Rack of Korpa.
I have a mission for you.
Part of the operation is to occupy Grand Talk.
Watch your orders, sir!
I like how you think, son.
It calls for a rapid climb to the ranks.
I'm leading the brigade up the mountain.
According to my ints, there's an old, disused fortress up there.
For talk.
Military importance, none.
But that fortress should contain a large reserve of canned food.
I want you to find the food.
And to notify me by radio when you find it, I did not beat the run.
I died.
tomb of the giants and to notify me about radio when you find it that is the mission okay we
will arrive today I'll keep you updated on the time I want the mission completed before
my arrival otherwise we'll be expelled from the brigade and as useless eliminated cathavet
Thanks to the one who had a very serene.
We're gonna do a coyote over now.
15!
15 again!
Eh, you...
Huh?
Master!
Don't listen to coyote!
Please don't listen to him!
Bob, you're talking!
Yes, master!
I speak!
For you alone, I decided to break the rule.
For what rule?
The only rule a bird must obey.
Never speak to humans.
But that's not what I have to tell you.
You're in great danger.
Kaio will show no mercy, I trust Bob.
You must fight him.
If I help him, he'll let me join his brigade.
He only wants to use you.
When you are no longer useful to him, he'll get rid of you.
And besides, what do you need him and his people for?
You have us birds.
That is why you must not let him set foot on the mountain.
For you can't do it alone.
You must gather your allies and stop him.
What allies?
Your true only friends, Master?
The birds.
So go talk to the birds.
I'm not the only one who speaks.
We all speak.
They all watch you, master. You just have to watch them with your binoculars like you do every day.
Then say the boss word.
Justiniefen.
What does it mean?
I can't tell you, master. Just know that if you say it, the birds will speak to you.
Explain to them that you're in danger. The whole mountain is in danger.
If you find enough birds, you can't stay within your home's boundaries.
You must go out, master. Open one of the gates and go out.
Okay.
Which gate should I choose?
The upper gate leads to the mountain trails.
The lower it leads to the lake.
There's no right answer. You gotta cross the boundaries.
One last thing. Don't waste your time trying to talk to the birds you've already watched today.
Look for strangers. That's all.
If you need advice, Master, call me on the glove. I'll help you invest in my ability.
That's all for now, Bob. Good master. Good luck.
Great.
Keep a pod champ!
Shasniefev?
Ah, so Bob revealed a password to you.
Stupid chatterbox.
What do you want?
And a- man named Kaia wants to hurt me.
One human being will kill another human being.
Doesn't seem like anything new to me.
Why should I care?
Listen, I just want to be left alone.
Go bother some other bird.
I did not play Firewatch. That was PewDiePie.
stream minister solution to keep the little birds away from the field it
doesn't work that well oh yeah you guys are tied right Zythe that's why you
call him Felix the gate of your house you haven't gone out since you built a
little wall what do you want to do leave it alone for now maybe there's
more birds. Swallow? Yeah, I feel ya, I feel ya. You missed a run dying, but you didn't
miss much. It was like the most lame death ever. I literally just died to two enemies
comboing me. No cool disc-taking combo. No cool disc-bone wheel in the ass. What the
fuck was that?
my time is precious son don't waste it and I didn't mean to call them must be a bird
here right a bird hello a black bird
Shostnifev would you say asshole Shostnifev stop it right now you have
No right to use it. Get out of my sight right now.
Or I'll shit in your mouth.
Call Bob.
Master, I'm sorry about these first meetings
being so unpleasant.
Hey, you.
I should have warned you.
Not all birds see it the way I do.
Don't lose heart.
You'll see you'll find birds willing to listen to you.
Alright, don't lose hope master. We'll stop Kai and save you in the mountain
Corporal we're proceeding in Brisk March. How's your mission progressing?
Making progress sir. I'll step out for another just one inevitably you reach your destination. I used to say that to my daughters as well
Corporal
Sir, are you plotting against me?
no sir you keep repeating sir we're trying to please me in the hope that I'll
be distracted perhaps and lied to complete your plan allow me to give you a
fuller picture of a situation I'm expecting Grand talk without a fight
I understand if you want to resist me my brigade from the information I have
you're alone you have no option other than to be killed perhaps you think my
My speeches about history are the ravings of a madman, and mine is in theory its practice.
I survived the fire, the chaos, the violence.
I wasn't born chosen, I became it through my sacrifices.
I am alive, and I'll continue to live to build something resembling a dignified life
from me and my brigade.
That's why I need that mountain.
Your mountain.
I once offered you the chance to join us and live.
Will you join me, or will you resist?
i'll drive you away
why
you're an invader
i hope you'll change your mind corpa
i'll assume that you will
whatever punk
anyone what they do i wish there's no not play through love that yo
thank you
and you are a five-man a game sick
Keep a pod shi- God damn it.
Red start.
RE5 is tight to be honest.
That's a cool game.
I guess I'm going to the lake, fuck it.
I got an Achievemo!
Achievemo.
find all the locations in the mountain
I see so that's what those signs are for okay wait do I have a worm get no no worm get
oh it's 132 11 years true thank you Andy I'm supposed to see something here
wait there's a bear there or something is watching me see that that's creepy
Is that Yeti?
A burr. Yeah, a burr.
A house sparrow.
Shasniphyr. Oh ho ho, come now young man, don't use that word. It's rude if it's not
in a bird's beak. What do you want? The mount is in danger. Allow me to correct you. You
are in danger. The mountain has no problem at all. But again, I'm digressing. I can
see from your look that you're desperate. Seeking help.
I will help you.
Thank you, thank you so so much.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
You know the swamp at the foot of the dam?
Yeah?
Blue skies, you're a sharp young man.
At the edge of the swamp, there's a burrow.
It leads to a fissure in the mountain.
It's a silent and quiet place.
Then, then,
Plant your hands against the big rock.
Yep.
And smash your skull against it.
Smash it again.
And again.
And again.
Your problems will end.
You will never have to worry about Kaio again.
But I wanna live.
You're not a bird, young man.
You have neither feathers nor a beak.
You are a human being.
Your kind tormented us for centuries. When the world ended, even though we were
forced to survive on this mountain, we birds were relieved.
They went extinct, we thought. Instead you arrived with your binos. Let me be frank,
we were just waiting for you to kick the bucket. Now if you'll excuse me, I have
to get ready for the five o'clock worm. Stop using the C-word in the presence
of honest birds is it too but now to say good morning master I'm truly mortified
and this wasn't supposed to go like this you stupid bitch what do I do now and
I'm not gonna say that actually it is yes master I was naive it's not enough
that I can see the beauty in you for them to see it too as that bird said they
don't consider you one of them they consider you like an invader like
kyle we have to improve their attitude toward you while you were talking I
gathered leaves from all over the mountain I smear them in resin they're
very sticky now take them all right all you have to do is undress completely
naked. What clothes are disguising is our
distinguishing sign of a human. Have you
ever seen a bird wearing pants? Finally,
cover yourself with the leaves. Be
careful that as little skin as possible
shows. But why? Because they have to
forget that you're pink and smooth.
that's all are you ready let's do it fuck it is the right choice master take
off your clothes I got an achievement now cover yourself with leaves
Cover yourself better.
Perfect.
No one will ever agree.
Beautiful feathers like yours.
great
a starling
yarrumalsky thanks forty three man thank you
that good morning
away that's me and good morning to you
lovely day in it
as long as you get where your trap waiting to die by suffocation of course
But lovely all the same, you're a new H.I.
Lovely feathers, how can I help ya?
Kyo, mountains in danger.
I've lived in better places.
A neighborhood here by which I've made
that crazy human with bitose
leaves something to be desired.
But I will let it fall into the heads
of a band of resource raiders.
I will help you.
I heard someone's trying to mobilize the neighborhood.
you wasn't it. Yep. I've formed a different idea of you from the stories. I like you. I'll
talk to the rest of the neighborhood to change their minds. Thank you. Did you see master?
Your new feathers worked? I didn't think it would work. It just needed a little embellishment.
Now the birds see what I see.
Your pure, clear beauty.
We have to talk to all the others.
Alright, sure.
Birds!
Yeah, bird yeah.
Bird!
Oh look, a bird!
It's a gold flinch.
Oh look a bird has arrived. I bet you'll tell me not the mountains in danger
or that a bad man in Kyle's coming to hurt you. You'll beg me to help you. Are
you done? Not yet. If I refuse you'll whine a bit. Indignant. But I live here
you'll say. You can't let me die you'll scream. Do you realize how
Pathetic you are human
But I'm sorry I'm human
It coming yourself and leave seem like a respectful idea to you
You've no respect for the birds traditions. Oops. Thanks for the five years
Thank you you disgust me now if you don't mind I'm going to lunch. I got worms on the table waiting for me. Yeah, great
Bob the feathers ain't working
No, Master, that's not it. It's that they're not enough.
We have to do more. The birds that remain are very sus.
What do you say we appeal to their love of tradition?
I have some worms here. Normally you give them to us to eat.
I think, yes, I think it would help if you ate them.
Just this once. Will you eat the worms?
Yeah, sure. Paint your nose, Master.
They say it helps.
Here's a first handful.
You got even more, Master!
Starting to like them, huh?
There's more worms.
Perfect.
I don't feel very well.
Don't let him see you disgusted. We'll say you were practicing for the little ones.
I hope you feel full. Those were all the worms I had set aside.
And now, it should be enough, Master. Let's hope we convinced the most skeptical ones.
Yeah, sure.
Fucking birds.
Great.
Can you be a professional bird watcher?
You probably can, right?
Or is it like a, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Before head by before head
I'm going this way
a cardinal
Shasniefu!
Carbon and hydrogen at maximum levels!
What happened?
You've got something in your mouth, am I wrong?
Ah, it's just a little worm wriggling.
When they struggle to get out, they're my favorites.
So what do you want?
A human in Kaio was to hurt me.
I don't even burden trouble.
And I don't want foreigners in the mountains and east.
yes I'll help you hey easy master as you can see the plan is working move on to
the next ones just would you maybe like to get rid of that little worm you have
between your teeth you know manners yeah I lead it I'm happy we're starting to
like them I'd almost lost hope corp I didn't think you I'd find a home for
my men how the air grows cooler as you climb fuck you
is there a secret you have to hear too
Not that I can see...anyways, what's in here?
Being suited before starving yourself to death, master bait, done.
Pissed on the door of that selfish son of a bitch from the farm, done.
Play a game of tic-tac-toe with my friend Bob.
Done.
Now you know, chat.
I don't know what continued exposure to these substances will lead to help.
Hey, you're cruel human. I know Kaio is coming. I know you're scared. I already know what you want to ask me.
I won't help you fake bird. You can spare your please. But I'm a bird too! You're just a madman who covered himself in feathers and ate worms.
being a bird is in form it's substance what is your substance you're no
different from Kaio Kaio wants to invade my home and what have you done
instead by the skies you have a cultivated field seeds and you don't
let us touch it you in that damn scarecrow you're an invader just like
Kylo. At least he's honest. Where was the key item on my run at Upper Blightown?
What can I do to change your mind? Want to be accepted as a bird? Prove tenacity.
Stop whining. Now leave me. I want to enjoy the peace while it lasts.
I'm sorry, master. Truly I'm sorry. Cry.
But master, no! Don't cry, please. There's still one thing we can try.
You need a beak. It's clear by now.
We have to make room on your face.
I have to cut off your nose.
Are you insane? There's no other solution.
I can't see all that softness.
Tenacity, the bird said.
Show them tenacity.
Fuck it.
I'll have to use my claws, master.
It's gonna hurt.
Clench your teeth.
Alright, now I have to break the bone?
Charter I
Just I gotta shift the bones a little bit more pledge your teeth like there's no tomorrow
We're there I'm done perfect
Smile master! You're a bird! Master?
Yes, exactly! Cheer up! Birdga!
there?
Kodpa reached the mountain.
I am speechless.
I'm flying up the butt.
With the least use, thanks to 81, thank you.
The air is incredibly fresh.
There's even grass.
Grand talk is perfect.
for what? Questions, questions, questions. Always at the worst possible times. To build
a new city, of course. At first, they'll be small, but soon will be numerous enough to
repopulate the entire mountain range. You, on the other hand, are giving a miserable
display of worth, Cortba. Why have I not received news that a food
dessert will remain in camp to farm and build for months? Now more than ever, I need
that food you have until 19 oh shit don't be afraid of that vandal master
you've acquired a beak you're very close to obtaining the bird's approval
Kyle's waiting for you at the gate that blocks the entrance to the mountain
there the clash between you and him will take place when you're ready meaning
you have the bird's help go face him okay so we got to get the birds first
followed nine years ago can I face him even now well yeah you can go to the
gain at any time. What would you want to do without the bird's help? It would be so
s-s-sidoku. Fine little bird, we'll get some more birds.
Bird?
A hooded crow.
Oh, what a nice beak you have.
What such a beautiful beak.
You shouldn't look so sad.
You're the one who wants to create a neighborhood coalition, right?
To oppose the human.
I'll help you, and I'll tell all my friends to do the same.
Master, careful!
You might have gotten an infection,
but you finally have the birds on conditional approval.
You did it! I got achievements. You got a bird in me.
Are you ready to face Kaio? All you got to do is go to the old gate.
There's still birds you haven't spoken to though. Maybe you want to find them.
Be careful about the time you've left.
Yo, yeah, I don't even know where the gate is, so...
Uh, where am I? Bottom left?
No, I'm up there. I see myself.
the old the gate oh it's all the way over there yeah we got to go to the old
gate all the way in the bottom left I guess
keep a pod champ
I'm going to go left here.
Go this way.
Bird!
What are you?
A great tit?
Just a few.
I'm listening to you.
But please don't say that word anymore.
He hurts me. I was watching how fascinating the smoke plumes are. I'm 12 years old now.
I've watched him hundreds of times. And yet I still find him relaxing. Incredible how even
the end of the world can bring something good, huh?
I'm looking for help against Kaio. Other birds told me about it. This is really scary.
I understand why you want to do something about it. I'm glad they help you. When
all this over we'll enjoy a nice worm cocktail huh? Great.
Barred by a heavy shader, no idea how to open it. Corporal, how long does it take to
get an update? I'm growing impatient. Have you found a fortress? It's blocked by a
gates. Fight with stronger, Corpah. Fire there, and force it open. According to my
int, there should be a sharp object suitable for your case. I believe in a
damp space with standing air and full of mud. Do you have an idea what place that
might be? Yeah, I believe. Follow it quickly. Find a tool. Enter the
fortress yeah no I I I am not going with you Kyle talk your death corporal
time is that I'll turn into worm food Kyle over now great well I'm not running
this way then
I'm going I mean I don't want to run out of time seven okay we do have a
lot of time though
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
We got to kill that S for Z mode.
So we can go up there or go there.
It died, Zams.
It died.
It's ogre.
Let's go this way.
Is it this way?
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Let's go this way. Is it this way?
Oh
Oh my god!
Encounter the bird.
There's like a cave out of bounds or whatever, I want to see that.
Hey, you!
Hey, come back!
XCOM time!
Probably do XCOM tomorrow. I think I'll start it tomorrow. See how that goes
Gotta make sure everything works with the twitch integration that part is importante
No XCOM 2 bird parrot a
A blue tit!
Chirp chirp!
Chirp chirp to you!
Today that weirdo Hugo is going around asking for I don't know what.
Charity or whatever.
But I don't give anything away.
But it's mine, I keep.
So what do you want?
Mount is in danger.
You want to take it from us?
Never as long as I breathe!
I'm with you.
It's time we put a stop to trespassers.
No, Kavis. I'm gonna head out a bit earlier today just to set it up. Make sure it works.
Is this actual death or cosmetic death? Temperature measurements of the old tunnel. 46. 46. Okay,
Yeah, okay, I'm stuck in the fucking commo.
I'm dead, it's over.
Wait, was this?
These are the planes.
Touch them?
Yeah, sure.
They're scorching hot.
Okay, it's very hot here.
I don't wanna die.
Run!
True, Saint Emerald, true.
True.
That bird thing was fucking creepy, man.
No, I don't care. I want to see the time on man. Okay, we got plenty of time
Blind wait, what what happened? I was always looking a chef
But I
Have worm now though
I won't
fucking hell that sound oh it's 3 p.m.
you know what I kind of want to go back to the swamp
oh yeah is the pewee league out now yeah it should be right I heard they buffed
slams or something a lot yeah I should stop right
Keep a PogChamp.
The bird was watching earlier.
Yeah, I saw him, yeah.
This is a horror game, yes.
There's a cava here.
Justin if you
Possible ways to escape from the mountain if someone goes crazy underground tunnel they collapse it to keep all the refugees out
Alpine trail close by the gate cave and accessible is a great built by civil protection years ago
Okay.
Should you buy one of the work of midnight and become addicted again for a month?
Oh yeah, I forgot midnight came out. Is it good?
Apparently no, grill.
Rusty pliers. Yeah, I'll pick them up. Use them on inflateras in the fortress. They might
be useful for something else. Oh, you don't have to use it for the fortress? You can find
something different. But what? The sheet is covered with penises drawn in pencil. Turn
it over. More penises are drawn over a series of tic-tac-toe games. At the bottom of the
sheet there's only one word written. Boredom. Right. So where could you possibly use that
then? Because the fortress is bottom right. But there's definitely other areas to check,
maybe by the cross or whatever the green area there there's a whole area
I haven't seen there wait the fuck hello I saw that
I don't like this
You're waiting for the GTA RP stream from mr. Streamer. Yeah, um
No, I have no interest in GTA RP
I'm interested in XCOM, I want to try that game and see how...
...bullshit it is.
When Chaos Mon, yeah that'll be in the future, but first I want to do XCOM with the Twitch
integration mode and then the Honest Man.
Honest Man is like, perma-death, if I understand correctly.
Oh, Karlo, I'm sorry but I can't stay with you until the end.
I don't want to end up like the others.
Enjoy the lake for me too, I love you.
Small notes in the margin.
Read it.
Before you enjoy the lake, please remove my corpse.
Lord's Hall was an upper-bloy town.
XCOM in general is permadeath. Honest mind just means self-imposed Iron Man rules of not safe scumming
Because actual Iron Man sitting can fuck you over with the game not being very stable. Yeah, okay. Yeah
So yeah, it's no safe scumming. That's a point. I really like that. Well, I think I like it at least maybe I won't
Hey, you!
Oh, Killicles, that's tier two seventy, man.
Thank you.
Great spulted woodpecker.
Just, uh, good morning.
are you new friend mouth is in danger
you want sense because of Kyle if you say
so I'll give you a head when you face
him what do you say happy now yes I'm
happy goodbye then I was easy I'm
waiting for you to come open this
gate it's four poorly planted post
corporal don't make the mistake of
believing they can stop me why is it
taking you so long is none of your
your concern, you're only delaying the inevitable, Corpa.
I'm doing you the courtesy of allowing you to come to me, on your own two legs.
Open the door for me.
I do it to preserve your dignity in front of my men.
Be grateful to make the most of this opportunity, Corpa.
Fuck you.
I'll dare you.
This mountain's mine now, except that it'll become warm food.
not happening
Fuck you
I'm in the gates over there, but what is what is this? I want to use the pliers on something
All right
a Robin just nephew like you're not use that word mr. Bird it hurts a lot oh my
what happened to your beak it's in terrible shape I broke it I bet you
went and crashed into a tree it's all these damn smokes fault I hope you get
better anyway look like a human with a soft exposed bloody flesh I'd go see
someone if I were you well I'll leave you to your business when the time
comes I'll be there call bulb master something wrong bird noticed my beak is
strange oh master you must get paranoid now you have feathers you ate the worms
now you have a nice beak it was just a neat to be key bird okay sure
wait what are you it's an owl owl hey hey hey born owl the man bird came to
visit me or was it a bird man even looking at you I just can't tell you
know I'm human? Of course. I know humans better than any other bird here. Don't worry. I adore
humans. Your secrets say for me. Don't you want to do the usual thing? You know, just
if you were a good morning? Chirp chirp. Are you seriously doing the chirp chirp to me?
I'm going to connect. What are we feathered pumpkins? This is the tree of class. I was
really hoping you'd come by. I have a question for you. Yeah, sure. Absolutely,
superstar. Are you ready for the question? Yep. My question is, do you like
pussy? Yeah. I knew it, little sparrow. I knew there was chemistry. Fuck! And
besides, let's be honest. This coyote is a godsend. I mean, the guy brings
this tribe to settle down. Who sells on a mountain if they don't have the means to continue the bloodline?
And what's the number one means to continue the bloodline?
I'm asking you, little sparrow. The pussy? 100 points. Anyway, what I'm saying is we should
throw flowers at this coyote. No, not resist him or anything. Finally, fresh pussy after 20
years of isolation because everyone knows apocalypse or not they're all
horse who is don't make me say the obvious things now that you have a beak
to you're perfectly set up for a good fuck why my little sparrow how do you
enjoy pussy without a beak. I don't need a beak, you know. You want to compare a
flat soft human mouth to my hard imposing beak? I have an instrument of
pleasure. A human has a rag for cleaning windows. Anyway little sparrow, I
really have to invite you to fuck off. I need to prid myself up for the
Pussies Kyle will bring us all
Horse ha ha you said you'd help me against Kyle
I'll help you fraternize with him and above all with his nasty women
And me
But didn't Kyle you asked you to join his what was it? Regan brigade?
join it run
Nasty women love a uniform
Anyway, relax. I'll take care of you.
Uh, have fun?
Pure bliss.
Korpa, I have reflected. I take back nothing of what I told you.
But I understand you're a victim of history that spares no one.
You've found yourself in my path.
I will not change my mind, but you have my empathy.
I hope you'll prove yourself to be a useful member of this brigade to make it your home
It's almost 7 p.m. Man got to get to the gates
Haven't been to the question mark. Oh words
Cool. Question mark? The year goes like 70
KG to 270 guys. Over here it's over
9 p.m. already. I want to set up XCOM
make sure everything works tomorrow.
It shouldn't be that bad. I mean salad
is all that hard to be knows yeah.
you
uh... i don't think there was a you know there is a word thing here yeah you're
right
yeah yeah come come look at the word food
yeah what are you
it's
jay
hi pretty little sparrow
pretty little sparrow
i just wanted to compliment you
No need to make a serious face.
What are you doing around here?
Looking for pussy.
The mountain's in danger.
What a disaster.
But unfortunately, we birds can't do anything about it.
Chaddow's referencing the owl.
People who didn't catch that conversation
is gonna think I'm some freak weirdo now.
We absolutely have nothing.
We absolutely have to do something.
Fight, Kyo?
No, I mean, something.
Do I have to be explicit?
Oh.
I've already met a bird like you.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not like that deviant who's into humans.
Disgusting.
I want cloacas.
Master, the choice is yours.
What the hell is a cloaca?
with a bird could give you a certain charm with the others. But you've already earned
their support. It's not every day you get an opportunity like this. For once let's skip
the dances the flights and the other crap yeah if kai is about to arrive we
gotta hurry spread your wings baby
oh yeah it was magical now I can die happy I got a love bird
achievements burst into tears so see you huh I'll call you what the fuck am I
playing it smirking Ravens thanks for the 61 thank you well I'm playing scum 230
but this is not gonna be 30 day ban crazy okay stop beeping
Wait, are you a seagull?
I'll get the fuck out of here.
Yellow-legged gull.
Ohohoh!
The humans covered in feathers!
Bob's little buddy!
I'm not as gullible as the other birds.
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
I'll be very happy to chat with you.
Unfortunately I have an engagement.
See you.
It's Chastity View!
Damn Bob!
I never should have revealed a word to you.
I'm forced to talk to you now.
But there's something I want from you.
I always wondered how you managed to get up here.
Why you instead of so many others?
Tell me how it happened.
In exchange I'll hear your request.
Alright.
Where were you when the fire broke out?
I was in the city of my house.
I bet you were a broke workhorse.
What'd you do with the fire broke out?
I tried to contact my family.
A momma's boy, huh?
Did you ever see them again?
No.
I'm sure they'll find.
Perfectly dried in the sun and fire.
Ha!
Is this where you found the truck that brought you off the mountain?
Exactly.
Go on.
You arrive here and find fresh air, water, you discover the fire can't climb this
high.
You find the abandoned farm and rebuild it.
You race a little wall to defend your corner of peace.
What is it?
Look at me like that.
You should have known these things.
You just told me, didn't you?
I didn't tell you those things.
Then I must have guessed them.
I'm very intuitive, you know?
Tell me how you know them.
Hmm.
No.
I don't think I will.
Shaznifu.
No.
Now I order you to tell me how you know those things.
I don't want to. I won't do it. Stop saying that word. It's torturing me
I don't know if I'll be able to remain myself if I keep hearing it. I don't care about your story anymore. Go away
Please
Shastan if you now I don't want to stop it
Shastan if you
Are you still there?
Chemical components at last recording. Carbon percentage of the charts. Hydrogen percentage of the charts.
Arsenic percentage of the charts. Nickel percentage of the charts. Iron percentage of the charts.
Vanadium percentage of the charts. Effects of continued exposure on foreseeing.
Chosniefu.
Ah, interesting.
Hmm.
These were random done.
I died.
Close to the end.
Torture the nasty bird with a code word.
Did I ever have a bird IRL?
You know, my dad had though when I was super young, he had a parrot, a blue and yellow parrot.
That hated women.
Except my aunts.
Yeah, it was- fucking parrots are really weird.
They are.
It's name was Oscar and my dad had to give it to the zoo, to Skansen in Sweden.
It's very common for a bird to hate the same gender and claim one person as their mate.
I was getting to that, yeah, because my dad thought it was a male bird his entire life
until he had to give it to the zoo many, many years later.
Turns out it was a female.
It was a female named Oscar
And that's why she hated
Women
The only one she accepted was my aunt because the first time I aunt met her my dad had warned her
that she's not kind to women and
She did she took the bird and just placed it on her shoulder and that worked she respected her after that
But that was the only one.
Ah, there's the goal.
Wait, where am I?
Yeah, where am I?
Oh, I'm over there, but I want to go to the green area.
Question mark.
Oh yeah, that's the only bird.
I don't like birds as pets, man.
Wait, you fucking yoinked it!
Oi! Come back with us, shit!
What are you? All the birds are fucking weird in this game.
Well, birds, uneagle!
Josh, if you-
Hello? You are the best streamer. Pay much received.
Thanks, Edgard.
If a tree falls in the woods...
If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
If you hear a bird speaking, is it speaking?
Do you remember?
Or do you dream?
Did you know this mountain used to be a tourist destination?
Um, tell me more.
Once upon a time, the old wooden gate wasn't there.
Who built it?
We did.
I mean, sorry, you did.
The other humans, you know?
Before they died, you'd order to build your little wall to isolate yourself.
In its place, the path from the plain to the top of Grand Talk used to end.
They would rest after the long hike at Glass Lake.
Why's it called Glass Lake?
Before the fire it was often frozen.
The faithful visited the Madonna of the Snows.
It's a beautiful votive statue of fine climbing to peak.
Just above it, the monument to the Fallen of Talk.
But it wasn't just the tourist area.
As Giannis orchard, cows graced.
Who's Gianni?
It was a shepherd who brought his cows there.
He had set up an old bathtub as a trout.
He had a dog that always barked at tourists, but it was harmless.
Then university researchers often came to take mineral samples from the Galaria.
Galaria?
It's Piedmontis.
It means gallery.
Gianni called it that.
The one connecting John's Orchard to Glass Lake, and then the region built the regional dam.
Why'd they build the dam?
They said they wanted to produce hydro-election power, or they never managed to.
They just ruined the scenery.
The swamp they didn't exist before, in fact.
The mountains are still beautiful, if you ask me.
We're lucky to be li-live here.
Even if it ended badly for everyone.
Thank you for listening.
I hadn't thought about all this in a long time.
Now tell me, how can I help you, my bird friend?
The mount is in danger.
I really love our mountain.
By then, the birds no longer cared about what happened.
The fire had made them apathetic.
But you shook them awake.
Now we'll all fight together with you when the time comes.
I'll be there too.
Ooh, fuck yeah, dude.
Can you do a stream where you read war and peace in his voice?
No, I would lose my voice very quickly.
Bird!
Blackbird.
Where am I now? Am I in that area? No I'm not. I'm not even close.
The woodpeckers are so annoying man. I like these games. This game is actually pretty
cool. Chastanyfew. Andate via. Uh, what? What? Go here. Is that what it means? Monuments.
There's the eagle.
There's a plague at the base of the monument.
The Piedmont region in memory of the fall and the Great War.
Erects this monument in perpetual memory of the noble sacrifice, soaring on the summit
of Grand Tuck.
History will never forget you.
Now there's some names, surnames, and dates of deaths follow.
Oh fuck.
Oh, I got an achievement to read all plaques.
Concey shit, man, is damn smoke, man.
The smoke's so core.
What's going on?
Okay, there's no fall damage in this.
Maybe this is where you can use the plier.
Oh shit it is!
of going to the other what do you want to do open the gate yeah and this is
cola small jar of glue yeah what am I doing with glue what I'm running out of
time to do this is probably goes for like true ending or something if you do
this instead of going to the stuff but glue what am I doing with it
I don't know I'm glue less yeah maybe to fix my nose oh yeah maybe could have
glued a beak to your face instead of having him chop it off
I'll be too late for that in it
Oh wait, I'm back here.
Okay.
That's it?
I say we go...
I guess we just go bottom right left.
Running long time.
Super glue salad's toast together.
What?
I didn't do full right, but that's what Kyle wants me to do, and I don't want to do what
he wants me to do.
Master, beyond this gate, Kyle and uncertainty await you.
You may never see the mountain again, or may return, but no longer be the same.
Whatever happens, you'll pay the price of your decisions.
You convinced the birds to fight with you. You will not have a better moment than this.
Are you ready? I mean, I guess. I only have the 7 Pim, anyways.
They learned me with some grades.
I trusted them.
They seemed to be so similar to us.
They're not birds, they're monsters, and now they have come to skewer you on a spit.
Don't touch the food, Tick.
around slowly wait they've done the same thing to their faces I have a human but
Jesus Christ leaves worms what you do to your nose bro you have the same shit
Who the hell are you? I thought you were all dead so you can never just have some peace and quiet.
What are you?
Shut up! I'm the one asking the questions.
First question, how many humans are there?
It's just me.
I reject. I almost feel sorry for you.
Second question, on this mountain lives one of mine.
Where is he? What'd you do to him? If you answer truthfully, I'll kill you quickly.
Hey, you! What do you mean one like you?
Shut up and answer! Today you all agreed to torture me with forbidden questions.
Wait.
Chosen Corporal? Is that you?
Kyle? You are- you've always been a human being. But I thought you were like me. A- a
reborn. You filthy piece of shit. You deceived me. I didn't mean to. Don't call
me Brigadier. You're not a member of my unit. I don't know how you managed to
Survival until now, where your luck has run out.
Today I'll kill you, and I'll wipe out the human race forever.
Would you kill a soldier the true?
You're appealing to our military ties?
To save your skin?
You think I'm soft?
Damn my soft heart.
All right.
I won't kill you.
I won't let you live either sir what do you mean I sentenced you to exile I'll
have to leave the mountain and go down into the burnt lands
no how much was to live in the fire I told you I won't let you live I can't
history demands humanity disappear be grateful I'm not having my troop eat
you now it's time to carry out your sentence first I have questions of course but fine I'll
allow you to ask them considerate your last wish why are you so surprised that I'm still
alive if I recover the world and smoke and fill the air with chemical substance you
Two humans are all dead. I watched you die by the thousands just from breathing.
History spared me for a reason. Don't think you can save yourself by twisting my words against me.
And what is that monster?
What you're staring at, as if it were a wild animal, is a wide-brick of deer, Geronimo.
I sent him to the mountain ahead of time to scout the area. This is the guy that chased me. He found the fortress
For every contemptuous remark you make I'll make you stay on the mountain one extra minute to torture you
For now you're at one
If he was on the mountain why didn't you know I'm human
Geronimo and the rest of the brigade are different from me.
Purified in the fire, their bodies became martial masterpieces.
They're much stronger than me, much faster, and they can fly, but they lost their minds.
They don't speak and they understand few gestures.
They're not able to communicate complex concepts.
Are you the only intelligent being among those monsters?
Yeah, I'm the only intelligent being.
The limited sense in which you can understand intellect.
Yeah, can't I just yell just if you?
You don't seem very quick to react either, I must say.
I told you not to call him a monster.
Two minutes of torture.
How do you know I won't become like that mom?
vice-prigadir Geronimo. History chose me! I am Scipio, not Hannibal. I am Augustus,
not Antony. I am Marcos Aurelius, not Commodus. I will win. I won't transform.
So you don't know. You realized I was military, didn't you? I tortured many
people in my career. Three minutes of torture.
Yeah, I got on Siemens. And how'd you manage to stay alive? By transforming. Around us human
beings choked or burned pathetically. Our bodies instead changed, mutated. We melted
and reformed in the fire. I don't know if it was the fire or all the chemical
filled the blaze released into the air, but now we're something else.
Sounds painful?
It was.
More pain than you could ever imagine.
But it made us ready to face the challenges of the New World.
Even if it left deep scars.
And what did you become?
My skin would stand heat, my lungs absorb oxygen even from polluted air, and my bones
are hollow and light, I'm much faster than a human. I'm a creature chosen by history
by the future. And I have no more questions. So, as a Brigadier, I requisition the mountain
and everything it holds. I send this you to Exxon for being human. I shouldn't realize
you were human. Only someone like you would have failed a simple mission like finding
canned food. No matter, I'll find it myself. But what's that?
Bob!
The time has come, master!
Call the birds to your aid with a mighty screech!
Did you give it a name?
You shouldn't have given it a name.
You'll end up getting attached to things with a name.
Yeah, I like my run.
That one was called, yeah, dot, dot, dot.
Explain to me why you're talking to that bird.
This isn't kind of seen to make me pity you.
All benign in the middle of conversation, would you mind letting me throw up thing?
Now I understand, but go on please, say goodbye to your friend for the grand finale.
Thanks actually, we'd like to finish talking.
Ah, I thank you for this last little skit, but my patience has run out, get out.
Instead, you will stay, master. No bird gets left behind. Sound the charge!
You haven't completed all of Carl's missions, but called the birds to battle with a screech.
Have faith, master. Now they will arrive!
You're completely insane.
And you've tired me out.
Vice Brigadier Geronimo, kill him.
Vice Brigadier?
Bird asks, help.
Bird help, bird.
Kaio's monsters advanced clumsily and menacingly, but they knelt before the last human instead
of attacking him.
Then they closed in around Kaio with their beaks wide open.
The Brigadiers seemed insignificant compared to his monsters.
He shouted orders and threats, but soon only his blood came out of his beak.
The monster slaughtered his body and devoured it, the mountain birds chirped all around.
Kaya was a bird who wanted to pretend to be a human, and he lost.
The last human had given up everything in order to become a bird, and he won.
And he became the supreme wild leader of the mountain, the monsters and the birds.
They spent some.
Thus the last human being died.
And a bird was born.
Human bad bird good dude.
Get on, I think it's 54, man.
That owl was nasty? Yeah. Yeah.
True nerfs, true.
Here it is.
Okay.
Do we have another one on the menu?
Uh, ancient mythology DLCs?
I mean, if I do another ancient mythology marathon,
I'd probably try the DLCs, yeah.
Yo, physics boot up.
Thanks for the 78.
Oh yeah, this angel engine actually
seemed pretty good, chat.
Maybe we should try that.
That came out today, I think.
Yes, it did.
This seems pretty cool, actually.
You have to do some surgery and solve some puzzles
or some shit.
And there's something... I don't know. I'm intrigued by this game. This could be good.
Once you go quick, you never go stuck.
Let's try it. Let's try this game. I'm unironically intrigued by this game.
Wait, is it AI slope? Are you sure?
There is no AI.
It's Gory? That's it.
There's no AI in anywhere.
I feel I don't get the AI feel here
Seems fucking weird
Um, oh they soften the requirements for AI distortion and tell us real I mean game looks kind of cool though
But maybe there's someone else
Yeah, they're on died skull it's so over
Died in tune with the Giants not even to gravity or anything as two enemies. Just sandwiched me and I died
It is what it is at the end of the day
Yeah, this game has very good reviews and a lot of people have told me to play this one.
So give it a go.
of jump scares friendly warning to fellow streamers this game will display your info
Oh, okay.
Oh, I can't work out, I see.
I mean, yeah, could be okay, I guess, I mean, yeah, 36 reviews, 91%'s.
Oh, yeah, what about the demo for that underwater game?
What was that called? Dude, I'm down to try that demo. I'm really intrigued by that one.
What was that called? That game looked legit like super cool. It was like kind of like
Darkest Dungeon, but like Deepsea Diving or something. I don't know. I'm trying to
remember what the name was. Dive or die? Yes, thank you. Yeah, this shit looks cool
as fuck dude. I'm really curious about this game. I'm actually gonna try the
them I think. I'm very very curious let me check this just to see if it's if it's
good you know maybe it's not.
Uh, dive or die?
Let's try this.
Was the bird game good? Yeah, it was cool.
That's alright. Oh, this is fucking creepy though.
Yeah, that's fine.
The end times began when the sky turned black at noon.
Don't let the rain touch you.
Why?
Each dropper carries whispers.
The whispers ring agony.
And death.
From five years, the black rain pours without end.
The oceans swell, they crawl upon the land, devouring entire continents.
As the sky dare, will be the lasting none.
Mountain tops turn diamonds.
We will list it.
Get off, you other true god.
The Rainmaker.
The endless ocean swirls beneath its shadow, giving way to its bountiful domain.
It's a Bissell Pool.
If we are to survive in this ocean world,
if we are to outlive the flood,
we must die.
In the demo version each run can only last up to 10 in-game days.
The countdown starts on day 3.
You cannot die beyond certain depth.
You can be continued in the full game.
Okay.
I mean, it's just gimmicks. Wolves about it's 98, my physical build up is 78. Is a Fringe
game? Mad man mode. Mad mode causes any uncompleted dive to fail. That means exiting the game
during a dive for any reason, including crashes and powerouts, will cause the diver to die
in a day to pass. Oh. I don't really know how the game works yet. I mean this looks
very inspired by Darkest Dungeon. It does. Yawgum normal. I'm norming. The Rainmaker's
world is unforgiving. Death and failure are inevitable under the Black Rain.
I figured you'd come by. Last storm tore through the camp something fierce. Took many of ours it did.
Even swept our leader with it. Where the tides carry a soul. Reckon that leaves you in charge now.
We're in your hands, like it or not. Food stores are dry as a bone. Folks can't keep their wits.
This has to be very dark as Dungeon
Inspired as we take a plunge in the pool
See if it's in a given mood
Why not send old salt man?
Or such knock on much left to offer
All expeditions are the only way to obtain higher tier survivors and certain destination exclusive traits
Okay this is cool as fuck though, collect food, mementos, and materials to tend to your camp
get back to the surface before you run out of oxygen and watch your health
insanity if it reduces to zero the survival dire go insane respectively.
Something sharp. Okay. I don't have anything.
Carbon. Okay. Got a carbon. Nice.
Previous mixed.
You can dash to swim faster as no cooldown can be used indefinitely.
Dash increase oxygen consumption exactly as much as swimming speed go through the dash. Okay. I like that. They tell you that
I like blueprints. Oh sick
A lantern
Needle gun.
Oh, look at this octopus.
This is fucking freaky.
No, why did the music change?
I'm out.
Fuck that.
This is freaky.
I'm out, dude.
I'm losing oxygen.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm not going in there without a lantern.
Give me an arrow.
Sometimes I watch those deadliest cave accidents videos before going to sleep.
I sleep extra well because I know those deaths were all optional.
That's freaky stuff.
Okay, we head back.
This game's cool as hell.
Okay, Joe Saltman came back.
His name is Joe Saltman.
We got some carbon, a lantern blueprint, and a needle gun.
Okay.
Camp reports, morale, the people are fed, the people are stoic.
Okay.
The workshop's open.
And he leveled up.
It's a level two.
Old Fossil made it back in one piece, did he?
The depths know to be merciful, hey?
Now, fresh meat, dark this morning.
They'll be sitting, rang that bonfire we used to call the lighthouse.
Did I play Killer Is Dead? I did, right?
Pack him a knife and send him down to fetch us something worth eating from the pool, will you?
While you're at it,
the
other
of
Okay, I complete more objectives.
Is this the lighthouse?
A new survivor reaches your camp every day.
Look at their stats up, keeps them traced to decide whether or not you want to recruit
them.
Clawstrophobic.
Plus 100% XP when manning the altar.
alter you can send survivors away in
expedition should they see the return
with few recruits and resources they have
the diver that's all good recruits found
an expedition of higher stats and get
unique trades depending on the
destination watch the success rate
before you send them off they will
never come back from a failed
expedition okay I may not recruit you
Sabina
Fuck it, why not?
Okay.
You need to man the light out.
Here's the workshop.
So you can craft those.
There's a gear for your divers.
Probably have material, equipment tools, and upgrades to craft them once to can be
used on all divers at a limit.
Consumers and ammunition can be crafted multiple times.
Yes sir.
So we have a diving knife here.
Let's make-
Yeah.
A rucksack. You need algae, algae tissue. And the lantern. We need lantern too, yeah.
Okay, let's go explore more. This is very intriguing. Diving.
Oh, let's consult your full list of survivors to go to their availability. This is algae. Oh, yeah,
algae is an algae, algae. This is where you can level them up. You can also dismiss them,
I'm taking them from the camping back to the lighthouse.
Okay, so you can level them up here.
So you can rename also.
Joe Saltman.
I'm gonna name him...
Oh, this is like the main character.
Okay.
Health, sanity, oxygen.
Oxygen.
More oxygen.
Oh, choose a trait.
Plus 10% oxygen, health, sanity, and character capacity.
Minus 1 attrition morale.
When manning the fishing hut,
net did judges a random racers every day on top of the usual now hard-working
dude cool cool cool who wants to be Sabi you know
algae algae algae algae yeah algae binky bonky you know what fuck it all the
binky bunky binky bunky binky bunky
okay um diving deck is where you can equip your divers and launch dives into
the abyssal pool survivors may occasionally be unable to dive depending
on the current occupation and condition tools and stuff I mean okay
so he has lantern and a knife okay you can even change diving so if you
others okay I'm going I'm going this is
cool dude it wasn't even a throne
great mistake it was just a death to two
enemies that's why it sucks it would be
more funny if it was a throw what was
that
Come back
Is that a blueprints a map? Oh cool
Hello danger what's danger
Killer algae can be cut down
Okay, that's how you get the tissue.
Hey, you!
Blank!
Oh, yo, brothers, were you ever banned from Twitch and would have been up until the kick-ass
story?
I've never been banned on Twitch and no, I wouldn't be banned from the kick-ass story.
Or maybe.
Nah, the thing is, it's too long ago, you know.
This is the demo, yeah.
The rain won't stop, each droplet dense and black, as this unending starless night.
What is this?
are you friendly you're like a snail or some shit
and every person's lice in there not ready to reveal itself okay
This is fucked. I don't want to swim under here. Fuck this. I'm out. I'm out. I'm opening
the building. My oxygen. I gotta go back. My inventory is full anyway, so there's,
know there's no point chat my inventory is full
this is so freaking freaky I hate this now I'm out wait there's nothing down
there
No, I gotta go. I'm gonna drown. I'm gonna- I have like no oxygen.
Fuck. Fuck. How do I get back home?
It's over. It's over. I got baited by Chat. Chat said I was pussy. Yeah, it's over. I
I got baited by chat though.
That doesn't count.
well binky bonky it's it's it's not it's all you
The rainmaker's gaze, watching, drifting ever nearer, slow as the tide.
Just a few weeks now till the maker trounds us in his reckoning.
Time we proved our faith, seek out his idols, and lay them at the altar.
The first one lies in a ruined building claimed by the depths of the heartbeats. Yeah, I found it
I found it. I found that make proper offerings to the altar
Perhaps his lesson will keep the flood at bay
When the counter reaches zero the rainmaker will flood all land ending your run diving and using the past daybutton causes one day to pass nothing else does
The altar lets you perform offerings to amass worship and delay the countdown to repair
them structures to unlock them and start with the altar and the infirmary once that's done
you'll be able to repair the fishing hut the library and the memorial.
I I mean I had these but I drowned I fucking drowned dude it's my awake he's a coward
great. All right, who wants to be a coward?
Okay, Jack
I'm sending binky bonky in
Why did I dive it that was such a throw that was an actual throw
All right, we go back we go back
Can't do much right now. Let's go binky bonky. We're diving in
It's because I got I got baited by chat following me Puseo
What about the body where I died though?
Is it still there?
Probably not.
I need a nail gun.
Or I could just murder him. Wow. Bink is a fucking beast, dude.
Don't let the rain touch you. Each drop carries a lignin of whispers. And the thirst.
The thirst.
Damn.
That's fucked.
Okay, I'm keeping track of my oxygen.
Trust.
Okay, I'm gonna go back then since I have maximum carry
Dude when you encounter something big that's gonna be fucked up
My favorite programming language, bro, I don't know any we used to do like C sharp or C plus plus or whatever in school
you
Binky monkey came back
Okay, it's looking fine, I think.
You're leveled up too, Pog.
Wait, every structure in your camp can be manned by a survivor to unlock new functionality.
You can reassign manning survivors by changing a survivor's activity more than once a day
will fatigue them.
Certain survivor skills and conditions will unlock even more perks from manning specific
structures.
Okay, let me see here.
town hall here you can level up so I will
level you up I'll give you oxida carry
capacity oh hard-working sobriety yes if
you man the fishing hot his grants a
random resource I'm gonna validate that
and then I'm gonna put you in the
fishing hot which maybe I don't have
the fishing hot but I guess I haven't
unlocked it I think it's here I haven't
unlocked it yet well any recruits at
but night break I like the name the
name is sick no traits or anything
Yo! Who's Ebba Night Break?
She doesn't have any traits or anything. You're like a clean slate here. Who wants a clean slate?
Okay, you know what you're a first-time chat. Might as well- might do that.
Meegee Sloth. Alright this is tight. I haven't had any planks yet so I need to find some planks.
It's scary to go there. You're a damaged. Hi Jack you're a coward I'm sending you in. Full sending
This game is cool. Yeah, we haven't really seen anything yet, but it's definitely like taking
this brazen from like darkest dungeon and shit. No doubt. And also other stuff, you know.
I never made it back with that map, so I guess I gotta bring it.
Here's planks. We like seeing that more planks, please.
Yeah.
Hey, you.
I mean, I guess I don't need these like fucking entries, it cannot be dropped.
I need more planks, though.
Planks is what I need. That's the reason I'm here.
I'm not gonna make the same mistake.
Okay, we're gonna go back and ditch the plank so we can build.
build. No, I'm not sacrificing. I'm going. Jack, you'll be fine to worry about it.
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AHHH!!
Cool! That was easy.
We gotta map. It says we gotta bring it to the library or something.
HUGE!!!
This is not the sushi game though. This game isn't out. This is the demo. I wanted to try it because it's kind of like diving and
and uh and uh um
Darkest dungeon. That's what I'm trying to say
Choose which eldritch idol is currently active initially only one can be acted
I perform different kinds of offerings to mass worship and delay the flood
Okay, I don't have any of these so I don't really know them
And then you can add days to the countdown okay, so you don't get murdered that's cool. All right
We've got a little level up on mr. Jack here. Yeah, it's like darkest diving. Yeah, I like that darkest diving
The jacks crazy now, so how do you send people to?
Expedition they cannot be launched by lighthouse is unmanned you need to man it
It's Stella Moonbyre as a coward.
Okay, I'll recruit you.
Feel bad for me.
I drove 200 kilometers today to get a sweet new PC
and the game I want to play keeps corrupting uninstalling.
Ooh, yo, I'm sorry to hear that, man.
That does suck.
Dude, XCOM 2 tomorrow.
I'm actually really excited for it.
I'm excited for it.
As Hobbs run alive by the way, I'm guessing it is.
Wait, they didn't tell you how lovely you are? I thought I did.
Oh shit. Wait, what's this? Skills?
Oh shit, yo.
Duplicate.
Collect scavenging raw strength.
Then you have structure manning skills here.
Michelin, miscellaneous, health, sanity, people to prevent crimes in the camp, and
foraging. Oh, okay.
Karrick, I'm just gonna go raw strength man. That's what I'm doing. Okay, this is
tight dive again jack go you need to carry more stuff bro yeah this game is
really cool I don't we haven't really seen anything yet either
about Dark Souls I'm really in the mood to do XCOM I did say that run I had
going was the last one whether it lives or dies I want to do XCOM whether
when that run was finished so I want to XCOM until fatal frame is out unless I
like beat XCOM on the first day obviously
oh was what are you come back murder it of the boon if it's restored oh it's
oxygen okay
first change in violence stay away from the rain touch they'll claw at your flesh
sure they're owned in search of water
can I see my inventory slots anywhere no
So I'm just gonna go back to the first one.
So I'm gonna go back to the first one.
So I'm just gonna go back to the first one.
Rebriever!
Okay, yo.
Good shit.
Oh, is it Wait?
Oh, oh.
assumption right? Oh fuck. Oh yo fuck that what is that? Is it dead? Is this thing dead?
Stocker well
50% yo we we we we we we should go back we should go back
We need to go back we need to go back badly badly badly
fuck don't throw don't throw jack don't throw jack into the abyss please jack jack it's more up
Come on Jack. Come on Jack. Come on Jack.
Yeah. Should be fine. Should be fine.
Yeah, he's fine. He's fine.
Okay, damn. Alright. And I've never scuba-died IRL, but snorkeling I've done a lot. I love
snorkeling. People are hungry, people are stoic. I got some food there though, so we're good.
Jack is a mega carry of hell. If you're unwilling or unable to dive, you can pass day to skip
They should only be used to last resort the floods count and survivors of Kizl tickle tickle the same
But you won't have gathered in resources. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we got a rebuilding firmary. So we need plank still
Okay, plank is what we need Elden to get in the well
recruit
So we're gonna build that shit workshop rebreather silicone
man this will be so nice to get also a needle gun let's make a needle gun and
try it yeah a rucksack yeah
ammo here's an upgrade oh fuck oh wait the workshop must be manned for upgrade
to be crafted yeah okay how do I man this okay I can man the workshop bar with
binky bonky fuck it so then you can upgrade if I didn't spend that iron or
an ammo just now it is what it is it's fine Jack's diving in again dude fuck
okay yeah we're diving in you can man any
man man yeah I want to get the fishing
village but I make his love there you go
wait no I can man hold on I could man
the lighthouse Stella wait who wants to
Stella Stella town hall Stella I have
Stella rename Stella me a frog get that
meows fuck frog that meows okay so if I
go to lighthouse and I go here and I
put frog that meows here I can now send
people out on expedition
El don't get in dwell so I could send
him to this who wants to be El don't
get in well anyways okay not unless sure that's a good arguments not unless you're
going on light hat no wait you're going on you're going on an expedition here
Let's try this 70% success chance. I mean you should be fine with that, right? Yeah
I'm sure you'll be fine
Seems easy for you Jack's health is getting a bit frail man
But I believe in Jack. I'm full-sending Jack to be honest. I am
70% 70% man this game banks I can't wait for this release this is really cool so here
Or you can shoot. Oh, like that. Okay. Cool.
Did I finish the random? No, I died.
Yeah.
I don't really need an algae. I need all the other shit.
I need a iron iron is this iron all of this I also need planks so this is good
Shit I'm being a bit greedy with his health right now
I
is this jack's story
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, an idol!
Yeah!
Oh, an idol! Yeah! Okay, we got an idol out of that. That's huge, I think.
Is there any iron over here? I need to find iron.
Hello?
Okay, listen, I need a like a rebreather upgrade and shit.
Also, his health is kinda low.
I'm looking for iron.
Must be some iron down.
Hey, it's you!
Come here, I need- fuck.
I need oxygen.
Come back.
Nice.
Carbon.
Iron, yes. I need more though, I need more iron.
I need more iron.
Is that iron?
Carbon. Oh fuck, I gotta go back. Oh you're dead, you're dead.
you're actually dead
why am I so greedy?
you're actually dead
that's not the way
Wait, you're- you're life, right? You gotta be life.
No, come back, you little sh- I don't have time!
Jack, Jack, Jack, hold on, hold on.
There is space for you on the door.
Please, please just hold on.
Twenty percent.
You're so close now!
Jack!
Jack, for the love of God, I think he'll make it.
I think he should make it, actually.
I think he will make it.
Yeah.
Yes, I know.
Beauty.
Beauty.
But you have like no health, I got a building infirmary, which I think I can now.
maker of rape
Never have you witnessed faith like this
more
We need more
die
hard to the east
through rats
Then through toxic wasteland
Then through a house of slaughter
Oh
And keep a listen for the rain serpent. Oh, no
What the fuck is the rain serpents Jack came back barely, but look at all the stuff he got
what wait it rained today thankfully our people were duly sheltered and no one was
touched so I have minus five food and it's gonna go to minus ten well that's
not good binky bonky gathered a few comrades and recounted the most thrilling
story there were ten of them I had six bullets you do the math truth or fiction
The resulting relaxation and camaraderie is genuine binky bonky gained grateful
Others percent survivors restored up to 50 sanity our own story will be one worth telling to
Fuck dude we need to get get food and I need to build this damn infirmary, but I mean I was looking for one more iron
iron iron iron
oh expedition expedition oh yeah you're still there right upgrade the
lighthouse and send more expedition okay so you can upgrade it by having iron
god damn it did I beat the bird game I did and I beat the souls game no I
I did it, I died.
Um, Nautilus is on expedition.
Jack leveled up again.
So dude, give it more carry.
My man is crazy.
And more oxygen.
Holy, he's insane right now.
Though he's very frail as to health, you know.
Shit, I'm gonna have to...
Well, I can remove manning though.
remove manning though like it doesn't matter that they're manning any of this
shit
me G sloth you go out of manning please you could put Jack here maybe
bucket oh yeah the idle to yeah
idols yeah pacify two minute cool down cause a small enemies in an area
around you to become pacified for 15 seconds this is just a demo yeah they
get this game isn't out I did same as yeah but I didn't find a combat in the
yeah I didn't find a combat in crispy critters that fun to be honest okay
We got we got to go we got a I mean I could just recruit but this minus 30% swimming speed is crazy
So I'd rather just remove it binky bonky
From here and put Jack here instead and then binky bonky goes on a thing
Where's this serpent treats oh shit
Listen closely for humming. That's terrifying. I don't want to do that.
Wait, Binky Bonky has no health. God damn it.
What a shame.
listen I'm sure you'll be fine right wait do you have a buffer altar oh yeah
you do wait you should go on the altar what the hell go on the altar
huh
huh
Yeah, I'm trying to build infirmary, but I can't, I need one more iron ore.
Okay, I'm gonna have to recruit, or...
Who's this?
This is Miggy Sloth.
Yeah, Miggy Sloth, you're going to...
So I'm learning this.
Does manning the town hall even do anything? I don't think so. You're diving midi
Let's go
Yeah
Yeah, this is some inspiration like darkest dungeon and
Stuff darkest dungeon and like diving. It's really cool. It's actually legit as hell
Well, uh-oh, oh fuck.
The rain serpent is a mysterious creature that can teleport you to previously inaccessible areas.
A serpent will only offer its services in exchange for serpent treats.
Listen for humming.
As you uncover new idols, the rain serpent will appear in new places.
Wait, so he's friendly?
Active Eldritch idols unlock with cold powers for your divers use them wisely
Wait that's fucking that's really scary serpent. I don't have any bait. I think I see him down here. I
Don't have any bait for you. I'm not ready to go there yet. I'm going this way I
Gotta gather food like we have like no food at all
food and iron I want food and iron I mean copper ore is good too though
hey you I need a blank I need planks also
Oh
Hey, uh, feel thanks 55 and the upper thanks for thank you
Has the food in here like respawned
Yeah, I'm pretty sure stuff respawns here
Yeah, there's food, nice.
Yo, what up, Clyge?
Yeah, it's all good up here.
Well, dude, it's trying to demo for this game, but it's really good.
I hear you serpents.
I don't have a tree for you.
Something corrosive.
Did I find any iron ore so far?
I don't think I did right, only copper and planks.
No, don't want to die. Don't want to die.
40%. We gotta go back.
I gotta figure out where Iron spawns. I've found it before, but...
Oh my god, you're dead. No, you're not dead. You're dead.
No you're not dead, you're fine. You got plenty of oxygen. Okay. I'm gonna get that, make
that snake bait. I-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. I think it's in lower depth,
I'm trying to make it so I can make the upgraded Oxygen.
There is.
Again.
Yeah.
Why is he humming anyways?
I'm glad he's friendly.
Okay, good.
Well, we got some stuff.
Miggisloth came back.
There you go.
We got some food.
That was the big part.
You got food.
Red Moon?
So nutrition is not looking good at all.
God damn. Jack Brown became unconscious.
Binky as well as New Yorker patient, Jack as well.
Okay. Wait.
Nautilus is still on an expedition. Survivors came back from the expedition with Wood Island.
IRONOR!
THE GOAT!
BEYOND KEDESTMORE!
Oh my god, look at his stuff!
As the sun goes down a bright red moon rise as an ill omen shining macabre light on all the blood these waters have drunk across the years.
We can't ignore a blood moon.
The abyssal pool will be bloody next dive.
You take double damage, but killing enough enemies will grant you a blessing.
Hmm.
This one was seen rowing a little skiff, close enough to the camp that we could see him, seemingly
with no intention to stop by.
Judging by his vivid color and rotting clothes, he's been at sea for a long time.
Why did he not react to the sight of inhabited land?
Light should have been the promise of safety.
How's the vine of moon?
dude I have way too many recruits we build the infirmary now okay commit
survivors to the firm to heal them they will be unavailable for treatment
duration manning the infirmary with a survivor persistent medicine skill and
unlock treatment options or new options available bed yeah binky bonky you're
not looking well commit you're manning the way Jack oh my god Jack you're
unconscious shit almost forgot about that
are you can see if they have skills here
which is really good but no one has any
skills cure unconscious it must be manned
alright now I'm sending Nautilus out
on another ongoing treatments yes okay
Now it's being ongoing. Cool. Let's see here. Town hall, lighthouse. Dude, this
beyond guy? Food and mementos. Okay. Yeah, he's pretty beast actually. Oh wait, a
unnatural region recovers health to full after each dive but 20 per 20 health oh
Shit iron loans this guy is level four holy
Dude I have too many recruits by the way I really do
Not a list go on a thing again
I'm sure you'll succeed. Unless...
Yeah, not unless you're going. You did well last time.
Here we go. Yeah, you can sacrifice people, you can.
Let's not jump to conclusions here, that's, yeah, dude, his ox, yeah, let's up his health.
health is very low this guy has oxygen for fucking days dude that's crazy gun
handling right uh dude get the brutal
strength oh my god how many level-ups do
you have
this guy's crazy okay binky bonky I feel
like you're you'll be a good swimmer miggy sloth what are miggy sloth you need
health that's for sure this is the problem I can't build a fishing hut yet
this guy is level 4 I have 1 and 3 in my name I'm basically him oh zeltas you
know what zeltas 13 you are correct
you
you
you
you
you
I can't send another expedition to, true!
Well, no, they're all manning something, so.
I'm not sure you need to man, yeah.
Ooh, Seagrid.
Wait, hold up, I need to rename Seagrid.
Sheer unconscious.
No, I don't wanna cancel it.
all right name secret mellis okay
I'm sending you an expedition mellis live or die make your choice oh oh
You have 70% on this one.
Do you have the ball smell is to go on the other one or are you soy?
50% chance to succeed or 70.
Man what do we even get from this?
I don't even need this stuff do I?
I don't even need this stuff.
This would actually be better, because this gives you food and all that.
I mean, Chad, this is the smarter choice.
Stuff and things.
Stuff and things.
Part of me wants to finish.
I'm gonna be once to see what happens in The Walking Dead because of Rick, but it's so long, man.
I like Rick as a character.
He's cool.
What happened to that bait that I crafted?
Because I definitely crafted baits.
Yeah, I did.
You dropped it like season 8?
I think there's 11 seasons, right?
Fucking hell
And then three spin-offs, yeah
I'm trying to figure out where that bait went that I crafted maybe it's something that gets like auto used or something
Fuck it. I'm diving
You finish it fully enjoyed it and the spin-offs damms. I've seen it all a good to the x-28 and I'll think of x-27
You eat itself this how dare you?
Legit, though. What happened to the base?
Hey, I have bait for you.
I have bait for- yeah, show me.
The Raisturp is not hungry in this demo version.
Fair enough. Okay.
So I know where to find iron ore now.
That's cool.
Hooooooo- ahhhh!
I died through the stair, yeah.
I need to spill some blood, I want to quench the...
Holy Chad!
Nice.
Come here, I want to spill.
Oh my god, you're insane Chad!
Yo what up, Zach?
I'm trying to spill all as much blood as possible here.
Iron. Iron is good. That's what we want.
Is this a Dave the Diver? Like, I have never played Dave the Diver, so I have no idea.
I can hear this boy where's the entrance to the building in here
the fuck you can feel the maker's prison order demand
sacrifice this survivor will die the maker will bless this area and its
resources plus one day before the flood
blessed areas are more dangerous bro I'm
not sacrificing you what the hell that
will be insane I played a little bit of
out of trauma but not super much
yeah if you have a shitty survivor that
that would work but I don't this is
like my best survivor
Shit. Okay. I don't want to do that.
I'm looking for enemies to kill.
Don't know if I've seen that one.
Aw, food.
Come on! I need more enemies!
come here i need your oxygen come here little shit
can't hide forever.
Okay, I'm gonna finish this blood spill thing.
Which I can definitely do over here.
All right, this should satisfy the moon's bloodlusts.
Enough blood has been spilled.
Okay, cool.
Try Gloomwood.
Uh, no, I'm waiting for full release of Gloomwood.
I think I'm going to use the throwaway character just to explore and see what happens.
Nice.
When it's dark with random permadeath.
I've already done that a little- Oh look!
People are fed now!
Fuck yeah!
Let's go!
Binky Bonky has lost a great fall, three survivors have lost new occupations, Zelda
has satisfied the Moons bloodlust and received blessed blood.
Binky Bonky supervised a training drill today.
It wasn't easy, but everyone feels better prepared for whatever's ahead now.
Reality-rending cosmic forces, behold, are moderate increase in cardio.
Binky Bunky permanently gained 10 health, and other presence survivors gained 100 XP.
Nice.
Oh, I think I can build a fishing hut now, yes.
Memorial for people who've died.
Passively fished for treasure to improve morale, and fished for food to improve nutrition.
This is so needed
The fishing that lets you pass up to catch fish or treasure every day fish grants nutrition
Treasure grants morale the survivor manning the hot fishes automatically an upgrade in structure and locks more fishing slots
Sometimes you'll fish a rare catch
granting bonuses beyond nutrition and morale. Oh
cool
There should be skills for this.
I know I have people that have skills for this.
Whatever it is.
Yeah, it's bl- it is blest-nether, yeah, it is blest-nether.
I thought that sounded weird, but is it?
So binky bunkies, the only one that have that, okay.
Okay, well, you're fishing now.
Cool, the library you can make?
Builds, the library lists you can solve past findings
and encounters such as journal pages,
creatures or resources.
I also can use a map of the abyssal pool,
Which unveils as you explore during your dives.
Wait, whoa.
Oh, this is the first map I'm at, the shallows.
Oh, this is sick.
How big is this?
Okay, the shallows isn't like super big,
but it does go deep, it does go real deep.
cool I like that
I'll say memorial yeah cuz all these are dead survivors burn items distributed
dead tips in XP and perks
the memorial I mean Zeltas is fucking insane just go again bro
you're crazy
Insane carry right now first time the survivor dies they get back to the surface with one health and loose all resources
Expeditions they lead you'll double the resources and higher tier survivors
When manning the lighthouse new recruits have cannot have negative traits slayer all damage is doubled
and more XP earned from manning
I'll take I'll take you a slayer because that shit sounds fucking cool
Are they still away on expedition? Yep, they are
Hey you hey yo gin thanks that 109 man, thank you
Gin martial arts oxygen consumption whatever it's fine
Cool.
Zeltis is idle.
No one else should be idle.
They're all manning stuff.
Good.
Alright, let's go.
Let's croft from a death.
Hell yeah.
Let's go, Zeltis.
I might go deepest of the deep. Oh, yeah, I forgot to shake what blessed blood was
It's no chatter King of Spades. I haven't renamed him yet. I
Haven't renamed
I need to make a rebreather a rebreather would be really sick to get
fuck I'm looking at chat damn it
Aluminum.
Eldritch currents preventing you from going any further in this demo version, okay.
Well, to be honest, if I was speaking Swedish, I would say aluminum.
But yeah.
Aluminium.
It would make sense for me to say aluminum.
Oh, sanity.
Okay.
I'm going in here let's fuck around and find out.
Thank you, hope you're well ma'am and gin 109 no baldness here
Okay
12% bald see oh fuck that's a lot of leech Jesus Christ chill
water levels are rising rapidly the pond looks like a lake now it serve as
litter with a bloated corpse of the rain touch the bodies never stay for long
I wonder where they go
The fuck was that
I mean it might be F, but it is what it is.
fuck is this just a box I'm in oh it is wait this is actual if I think
okay I can't go there all right cool exploration yeah I can make it has so
much oxygen. Well that's if I can find my way back that is. Will this take a
chainsaw? Yo! Okay we gotta go back we have to go back it's actually over I'm
dead yeah it's over you the barbarian game is not out on steam yet I've been waiting for it
No, I do not talk in the data, so I have to put up the poll for it.
That's kind of where I've been stuck the last two years.
I have two polls also, because I accidentally ordered two.
trauma is getting a DLC really? Damn. I thought they were done with that game.
Boom.
Zeltas came back with a shitload of things even a power saw. It's massive
bad internal circuitry could be reused to power recent devices this demo version
each run can last up to 10 in game days yeah you cannot die beyond certain
depths demo saves can be contained in full game yeah this was this I look
very much forward to this release that's really sick actually wait here we
one service around fire she I'm waiting for no risk for the wicked release yeah
yeah this is sick actually dive or die that's cool man I mean we only saw the
first area there I mean look at this shit
this is that this is terrifying this is fucking terrifying
Lou cut me look at these enemies like this is so freaky
yeah I look forward to this release man there's a couple different versions of
Age of Barbarian? Wait what? Age of Barbarian Chronicles. That's the one.
This is the one.
This game's tight.
This game's fucking tight dude.
This is the sequel. I played the first one.
This one I think you have different characters. It seems like you have four different characters
First is peak. Yeah, dude, I called it some secret when the game's like at least
Yeah, true meh, that's true
Sure, I'll try to remember that. Yeah, you can call up this is true
It's true. I love the graphics and designs of the enemies. It makes it look like old movies. Yeah, I know, right?
It's cool. It's cool
Chat I plan on starting this tomorrow man
There it is. I don't really know. I'm only gonna get the twitch integration mod
In terms of like DLC well
Yeah, I don't even know what all this shit is. It just came with a game
so
Yeah
You had all of them on salad. Okay. Well, it should be fine. I guess
that's cool that's cool that's cool yeah this will be honest man it's basically
iron man just not in the in-game setting because the game is apparently
very glitchy so it like softlocks you and shit
okay no name I won't do long war mod then I mean I'm not gonna do any mod
and
There do do
Darkest dungeon x-com a good me the best moments dude they're relief when I killed the final boss in dark is dungeon
2 I was some weird-ass relief. I was like bigger relief than finishing any challenge run or
finishing to switch classic or
Yeah, I don't know it was weird a fucking game man that game made me age five years
years oh god damn god damn yeah I'm gonna I think I'm just gonna go set that up
now go shower and stuff fuck it oh hi hob where'd you come from no no garf it
just garfed I'm gonna make sure the show what is it called it's the XCOM twitch
integration. I had it open before. I have it on Github. Was that the one salad or was
it a different one? I don't remember where you said you got yours from, but it should
be very easy. No, it was on Steam Workshop. Wait, darkest dungeon streams genuinely made
me worry you work about the quit streaming yeah maybe it was in the
workshop yeah twitch would switch integration it's this yeah this is the
one right here you literally just subscribe to this in the guys again with
twitch for viewer chat commands I'm gonna turn off the polls we so basically
what this does chat. It lets your viewers become part of the game without bogging you down.
So it will choose enemies like random Twitch viewers in the stream will become enemies and
randoms will become the good guys. And when you also type in chat it shows in game. That's
kind of funny. Automatically raffle your viewers as enemies and civilians. Manually
assign viewers and soldiers. Enjoy a custom UI to track who's on a battlefield and
the Avenger. Let viewers who's Chackamans to speaking game use emos to show their
mood and more. I'm not gonna do the polls because then the chat can like do some
shit like I want to beat the story in honest man mode with with this mode here.
Highly configurable yeah that's cool that's sick that's awesome. Free
Chackamans XA XE mode are today each of them will only work for a viewer has
been assigned a unit yeah okay makes the given emote appear next to the
viewer's unit what the hell you can put an emote next to your unit and you
technically only sale by default in a mod option spins a big wheel there's a
variety of good and bad effects I'm not using that though I just want to see
chat names in the game and see see them type oh it's gonna be Garth ass
Ah, dude, fuck.
Yeah, creep score, thanks 42 man, thank you.
Yeah, it's only base twitch emotes, yeah.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
So I plan on doing this tomorrow.
Wild- oh, salad, yeah.
I finished the game in motor work perfectly after I installed the Highlander mode.
Outside a few things that I'm sure I've been mentioned already when a specter shadowmind soldier it un姓s them
If you have the factions to enable it will soft like you on the ending of the first area
I won't transport soldiers the same way fast through it solves this issue on the final mission. Oh shit. I'm scared
Something about the final mission. I didn't read it. I
Didn't read it
Yeah honest man is community iron man because the actual iron man in game can break through
to bug softlocking you exactly yeah so it's honest man it's honest man honest man bruh
yeah I plan on doing this XCOM 2 thing tomorrow see if I like it I might hate this game but
Yeah, basically turn off mode we start final mission then when the final mission save and turn it back on. Oh, okay. That's cool
That's cool skin stapler demo
Yeah, honest man is not saves coming. Yeah skin stapler
Hell yeah, this will be cool. Hey, this looks like that guy that actor
Wait, is that Kurt Angle?
The fuck?
Yeah, Josh Brolin, yeah.
Isn't he Thanos?
No, Jake, I'm gonna anyways, I'm gonna shower and set up X-con for tomorrow.
Though I don't think there'll be much to set up probably.
I feel like there's a bunch of actors here.
Yeah, he is.
i have never seen an avengers movie actually no i've seen a wonder woman
wonder woman i've seen
only the first one
and i've seen like old spider-man
latest by the man i i saw was the
bully flip one
uh... that's uh... she asked the wrong one see this is how much i know this
shit
i don't know i don't know this stuff man
i don't know this stuff
but i'm about
uh... cycle of the moon is a scuffed game what is that
but but but but but but but but but but
What the fuck am I looking at?
This game's tight.
I
Peek should watch scary movie six trailer on stream. I don't know if I want to see the trailer though
Do I okay fucking I can watch it I can I you know I yell watch it
I'll do it
All the classics
Oh my god, who stands her?
Not her!
My pronouns are they-them.
Oh god.
Damn!
Damn!
The bad guy!
Oh I should see that guy as well.
Wait, was that Kaisenot?
There's a serial killer on the loop.
Is it the same actor? Is it the same girl actor? I don't remember her name.
Oh it is! Yeah! That was funny.
Yeah it's the same one!
Hot job!
shit why just half gay bread that's in here
that movie is kind of good smile it's all right
Oh wait that was- Oh I haven't seen Terrorization 3, I gotta watch that.
Be sure to think
Yes, we all break so you handle yours. I'll be right or here eat my falafel and the pork rinds
June 12
right next team rando oh shit I don't know man
oh yes you boy is that having game over yeah I finished the demo basically I
did I'm gonna set up for tomorrow we're gonna set up XCOM I mean I might not
like this game don't lynch me then but I'm willing to give it a shot like
darkest dungeon, you know. Um, you think I will? Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. I mean,
it's gonna be like darkest dungeon is like a love and hate thing. Yeah. That's what
I think. That's what I think man. This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow
me six that's what yeah I fucking love this video I never get sick of this
me over 6 to 12 yeah yeah yeah so it's so painful man yeah oh man it truly is
dark as the onion in a nutshell. It really is. Yeah, it is good to use. Yeah, it's not
hard. It's not. I just love it, man. I love it. Oh, man. No, but people I haven't even
played this story, it's about that's why. But also it's, I can't even look at it.
age-restricted apparently I'm not 18 on a Twitter the slay this bar to placeholder
art I like it I like it oh yeah dark farts right what was that I've seen this
linked if anything I was fond of R9 no I mean the look up thing salad or
or something else dark farts
is this from the trailer okay salad shirt is this from the gate is it from
the trailer I thought I was playing something in the background oh great
Another tragic backstory. Let me guess.
You're expecting some epic tale?
Well, grab your gas mask and it's about to get real.
Really? That intro?
Look, I'm fat, I fart, and somehow I'm the chosen one.
Deal with it.
Welcome to Dark Parts, where dying isn't just expected,
it's hilarious. Too spicy? Try again.
Let him cook! Let him cook now! Let him cook!
I said let him cook!
Environmental storytelling? More like environmental smelling.
So yeah, I'm saving the world.
With gas, dragon beans, and this hammer I talk to,
hammer I talked to we listen and we don't judge.
Yeah.
If I let me to give me like this, it would not.
It would not even be close to this.
It would not.
I saw a bank here for fools.
Yeah, actually looks really cool.
does the CRPG but it's like a brawler combat it's really interesting to be honest
okay i stalled enough man
stalled enough um cool man i am excited for some xcom i think i'll like it i think i'll like it
it. Surely I will. Just gotta make sure the mold is working, but I'm guessing it's really
not hard to install. I've never used Steam Workshop, I think. It's not fucking time.
Did Amika do that on the dance pad? Do what? Play XCOM? No. I don't think she's ever played XCOM.
I mean you love OrangeEaster probably enjoy it. Yeah I like that you apparently have like
different classes and stuff. That's cool. That's really cool. Turn based dance pad yeah. That's
true it's true yeah you just press subscribe yeah exactly I'm gonna make
it work not to stream table don't go out make me complete darkest dungeon I
actually told her about it and she seemed kinda interested she did we'll
see man we'll see we shall see now I'm gonna go eat cuz I'm hungry I always
forget to eat the ring stream lately
oh it does Cavus yeah you have to know this stuff yeah it's easy though it's
fine haven't there played hotel by Salon no no no no that's not one yeah no no
I've not played it I haven't played majorina no not I'll see you on tomorrow
I'll see you tomorrow chat XCOM 2 with a twitch integration. I'm excited for it to see if it works good.
It's gonna be fun! I'll see you then.
Digital zips, thanks for the 115. Thank you.
I'll see you tomorrow chat. Peace out y'all. Bye bye. Enjoy the rest of your Friday.
I love you guys.
That was mine. I had to plug in my mouse. It ran out of battery.
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