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Waiting for joy, oh, yeah
To come down to me like today let's go
Look at my soul with a groove of fire in me
Ooh, ooh, yeah
I feel it like
I feel it just as fine
Can't stop dancing tonight
I'm dreaming of shaking up my new body
and don't stop me from now
Keep me know it's your fight and I
I'm ready to go tonight
It's taking a Friday, my dudes and the deads, Christmas and the day to five.
An Array, thanks to the Foyer Anniversary.
I mean on the play Rebecca Black, you know, but it's copyrighted.
Oh, is there a Dreamhack in Birmingham?
I didn't even know bro. I forgot my water bottle
Oh, yeah, thank you, Blake. Enjoy man. Thank you
Oh
Cavus shit man thanks for the 10. Thank you
What was the running thing?
Group link?
Exhumation mark wins for life.
And you can sign up.
It's in May.
Um, it's like 25 bucks to sign up for it.
It all goes to the charity.
So it's a $25 donation to the charity to be part of it.
This game is long.
I mean the things there's so many things to do in the game, you know?
So many things to do.
I don't believe it's going to be Crimson April.
On code, thank you.
Thank you, Kyle.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's Ripple's event. Charity, uh, running event or walking, whatever you want to do.
That's probably why it's called Wings for Life, I guess.
Cause Ripple gives you wings.
Lil' Al, thanks for 40, bro. Thank you, and pinkpink, thanks for the 44.
They're not allowed to drive.
No idea Riku, I haven't done anything with it.
So no idea to be honest.
Not a clue.
What's going on?
That's fair, thank you too dude.
Thank you.
Oh my fucking god.
Good night bro.
god damn it's just y'all so generous man thank you and back you too dude god damn
god damn wait is there discounted gifts is there hold up then I I'm gonna do
the spin wheel for weeks for life again if there is let me see if there is
yeah there is okay hold on we'll
oh shit again thank you for all the
double music thanks you dude again
I'm already cold tonight
And I'm party all night
With me in the rain
For joy only, yeah
Come on, jump behind you
Let's go, look in my soul
For proof of everything
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
Ah, shit.
Hahaha.
Don't stop music all night long.
McNear!
Thanks for the 37, man.
Thank you.
Isn't McNear, like, the executioner in Harry Potter and Prisoner of the Azkaban?
Like the Death Eater or?
I think it is. I feel like it is.
It is, right? Yeah, it is.
It is. I'm making wheelspin. I know there was like...
This kind of gift, so...
For every sign up to Wings for Life, now I'll, uh...
Do the little wheelspin if anyone feels like signing up.
I'm trying to come up with numbers. 013510...
Three again? That was a mid-sense. Thirteen.
Am I really gonna have a fifty? Yeah.
Okay, it's working. Nice. Oh, yep. Thank you, Metal Snake. Yeah.
Happy Big 31, man. Happy Big 31.
Have a very slim sixes and one well the way it works is
The way it works is like it the more I have the slimmer they are I think so yeah
I don't know I just have to add like more numbers like 23 inch
Oh, I can have a six and the seven
Last week I bought a Walmart. Oh
How Walmart carry you okay
With a shirtless one nice all the time too sick sick
Very nice very nice
Yeah, that's it looks good man the figure lady looks surprisingly good
Surprisingly good
I'm a noob runner doing wings for life. I hit a wallet 11 minutes a mile
Should I focus on increasing pace or just take insistence and run naturally? No don't increase pace
Don't want to do that you want to just
Like the common thing is hey someone just signed up
You're gonna be killed bro. Okay, I'll spin the wheel for ya brother. A lot of people when they start out, me included, they just go really hard and then they burn out and then they don't continue.
It's better to show up and do like an easy run. Like I do three runs per week. I do an easy run, I do a long run, I do a speed workout.
Yo, let's go. I'll spin the wheel for you. Let's see. Let's see. It's so back, baby.
All right. How many subs do I get? Okay, not too much. Stop there. Whatever. Whatever, dude.
Whatever I'll get six I'll get six
Can't stop the dancing on my
I don't want to enter my pin on the windows what is this shit I don't know
what my pin is okay I was aware I never had to do that before feels hacker man
should add tier two and tier three on the wheel this kind of stuff is there for
five plus oh is it okay I'll remove one and three and I add 11 12
But I still have zero. Still have zero.
But yeah, no, you don't want to, um, yeah, it's all consistency for our game, but don't
bother with speed. It's more important to show up. Like, don't focus it all on speed.
You'll burn out, you'll get injured, you'll stop.
Upon the heart.
Upon the heart.
Anyways, hello everybody, Pikachu!
Will I play the new two-minute legacy of Atlantis?
Yes!
Wait, you mean like, is that the remake?
Or what was that?
How long does this thing run?
Wings for life?
It's in May.
I mean, it's just for one day
I don't it's in May 10th, so it's like in one and a half month
No, no, no, killie surely not right surely not
Surely not
They showed gameplay yesterday wait stranger than heaven. What was that? Oh
Oh
Why is the sound effects so ass
Oh, wow, this is brutal.
This is very brutal.
This looks like a very different...
Yeah.
I mean, it's not like a dragon, so yeah.
This actually looks... this looks really cool.
Oh my god.
What the hell is auto-dub? What? Is that this shit? No. What is auto-dub?
What? I don't see any auto-dub anywhere. Press C?
I think it's the same.
Sea doesn't do anything.
Maybe it's just a trailer.
I really like this though.
Is this Ryuga Goutuka?
Or is this...
Wait, which studio is this?
Oh, it is! It is!
Okay.
RGG, yeah, nerdy, thanks for the radio, but it gets thrown, brother.
Thank you.
You watch it live during the Xbox showcase, maybe the comments say something.
I'll broken audio. Yep. No one can do it but games. Yeah. Very, very sick, very sick.
Ever watch the show Warrior? The show? No, I have not. I have not. Warrior. No, no.
day one on game pass let's gooo
I play the Warriors on PS2 I have yeah
me and my childhood friend back then played through it cause he had it
that was a really fun co-op game
that was a fun co-op game
I saw a lot of you talking about Vikings
Eva and Rbjn
dude they're both so good
like
Eva and such a
they're both such a beast
I did not trim, no.
Can't play this a little bit today.
I got the urge after XCOM.
It's a pretty cool game.
Pretty cool game, man.
This place, they show the X-Bands, a massive like, mmm, right.
New achievements!
54 hours!
Stop!
Wait a fucking minute!
I thought Leppa hated this game!
53.8 hours!
He has almost the same hours as me!
I thought he hated this game!
Huh...
Is he hate gaming?
He's probably he's been playing off stream or something. I don't know. Maybe he had it. Yeah on in the background
That's a lot you got to play to make it informed opinion on it true
True
Yeah, I had a corp upper kingdom come to the little Easter egg home which I was really fun actually. I was super fun
I saw one review where some dude left negative review and then went to play another 40 hours.
Yeah.
I mean this game is a dick thing.
That's the thing.
It's fucking a dick thing, man.
One tough chick makes the one year booyah cop, it's 41.
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
It's a salty thing.
So, man.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Exactly party man.
A lot of the achievements in this game like you gotta finish all of these challenges
or race ref with all of those for example that's what I believe it is
that's why it's so
it's so uh...
rare to get the achievements
it's weird as jank that otherwise make me shut off a game and I keep playing for some reason yeah
I mean that that's uh... yeah I fully get that
I fully get it
Platinum take 300 plus hours yeah you probably gotta like
liberate all camps fucking
yeah recap of yesterday's progress oh um what did I do in this game yesterday I
don't even know I was lost in a sandstorm for like over an hour I did no
story at all. I scummed the boss fight. I uh yeah I'm working on a sword that you
need really painful materials but we should be able to get it today. Oh we
did a lot of puzzles. Oh yeah we did a lot of sky puzzles yeah that's what it
was yeah yep I want to poker true true I guys arrived but that's part of it for
the weapon yeah oh yeah I the fist boss yeah oh it is trips in I mean I'm gonna
do a story anyways yeah I'm gonna get the camp I'm gonna do chapter six and
seven today whoa
Is this sound copyrighted? Probably.
It probably is. Fuck, it's a banger, though.
Did I see this RPG clip? No.
Did I find platinum? I have the recipe for platinum, yes, but I don't...
To make platinum, you need some...
You need, like, a gold bar, you need some other stuff.
I'll get the sword today though, but I need to find brimstone for the sword. I think it was I mean we could check
What cavus maybe so if that was like preloaded or something weird that was stream would that a stream would work though
Project Shadowglass I seen the trailer demon. Yeah, I've seen it
But about about my mother my mother my mother my mother my mother
I'm actually at the volcano. There's no brimstone there. So yeah, I don't know man I
Don't know oh
Shit before I start another person signed up
For wings for life almost 2.6 K race for the charity. I'm going to spin el wheelio. How many do I have to gift then?
Ah, that's fine. Another six. Easy. Alright, let me gift that. We have a winner! Yay!
Two sixes in a row.
So easy game.
Wait, I just got a Crimson Desert badge.
I need to change that alert again.
I was only going to have that far in nine.
What up nerfs?
I found out there's some noose-tank gobbles. Yeah, they do they do I do know about it
Wait this is this re9 spoilers I take it
Yeah, if you don't want re9 spoilers just look away for the next like 20 seconds
I'm gonna watch a disc clip
what what get I framed what is that that was an eye frame an eye frame
So I'm a bucket list today.
Get the remaining recruits for the camp.
Chapter six and seven, get the sword.
That's my bucket list.
This game is better than Baldur's Gate 3.
Oh, that's a statement.
What up, Blaminator?
Blaminator, yeah.
I think you did it.
Probably called you, and I'm not there yet though.
Let's go, IppleKiller. Enjoy, dude.
Hey, you.
Enjoy.
Those bracelets? Yeah, they're uh, very cool. Very unique they are. I'm on chapter 6, but
I'll be on chapter 8 today. That's what I'll be. That is what I'll be. I need a new helmet.
or new armor whatever whatever the way to this game is kind of crack yeah it's
kind of like a Witcher 3 release I have the same thing
how's the music in this game it's alright it's alright in it hey yeah it's
what yes no side tracking today we know exactly what to do first I'm gonna
check those oars I got cuz I don't know how many I have a 12 how many mercury
did I need for this recipe I might need another yeah I have the chronos yeah
I have no plans on Breath of the Volunteers of the Kingdom. If I play as Zelda, it's gonna be Twilight Princess. I never played it.
the wolf or the whatever companion in yeah like a little gremlin you think some crazy
game rules speed on this game oh yeah for sure well it's like an old people speed on
anything people speedrun anything is oh this is also mercury or well there's one
way to test I was definitely not mercury because I've been losing health if it was
scam
Scam.
Drink it to test it?
That's a great idea.
They're glowing gloves?
Yeah, it's gloves I got from a fucking Tekken boss fight yesterday.
It's called Combat God's Plate Gloves.
When people speed on the entire main story of FF14, that is mental.
That's insane.
How long does that take?
Don't they just buy the skip?
Nah, I'm coming on.
That would kinda defeat the purpose, you know?
kind of running around looking for mercury but it's not I don't think it's
super important I might have enough I need to check out a blacksmith
the speed of f-14 main store is something like 68 hours okay
What the hell?
Why is there a store here?
Hey, gnat gnat kowsky thanks to the prime man thank you
Mercury is like super rare to finds
oh that means key there's a speedrun of ground tourism of four hundred percent
nine days and 14 hours god damn god damn wait a key item as in a key or a key
item like a key you unlock the worst with a key okay it's a key is that a
Where's the raccoon?
The way he just throws them on the ground.
So rude, just so rude.
There's a giant question mark here.
It's probably a waypoint, but maybe it's like upstairs or something.
Oh, it's right here
Musicas
Yeah, there's there is mercury around here, but it's like super rare to find I might I might not need anymore though we should
uh grab those last recruits for the camp and finish that finish that shit off
still using branch i'm working on the sword i am i promise
huh yoink
yoink
there's a lot of question marks here
You ink? You ink?
I'm too short.
Oh wait that's a memory is that what they are?
Dark Monkey gives up the Stingray, why thank you.
I'm on ultra graphic settings, with no DLSS or whatever.
Good Lord.
Who's the Shice?
Wait, there's a witch there?
Okay.
I have a 14 ID.
Guys, we're gonna give ice cheese a sub.
Thank you.
Okay, supposed to be a witch here.
She was gone, they said, but maybe that's in the past.
Distraction immediately?
No, no, no.
The witches are not a distraction.
key. Can you refive boss or redo quest in this game? No. Not that I know of. No, fella
day. Won't be for a bit, probably. There's some cool horror games out now. Is Mary Gay
for platinum no it's for the weapon I believe it was am I rushing endgame story
No. Definitely not.
Change my helmet. Yeah, I'm gonna find someone that fits, you know.
Blueberries and blackberries are a little more common though.
Happy Friday, Alterace!
Oh, that's a good question, Crash, or it's like impossible to say.
Ranged weapons of the world boast.
It's alright. I don't need to steal.
It's okay.
What's this game about getting your like group back together to strike back on the black bears
who invaded your camper or whatever but then there's more to it than that the more you
play. You sell any important stuff? Northwind Trident. Cool.
Highloon shotgun that's kind of sick
Yeah, a shotgun is not for cliff though, it's like for the lady or the other guy
All my weapons are crafted with care they've gone to use it
You have so many arrows
I'm a summon round shield so that I don't need that it's a lot of things we
don't need here like I need to just extract those and sell it and what is
this
that sells for 60 silver the trophy I'm not sure I'm gonna sell that I could be
For them it's probably not
They might make my forge never how many hours in my like 54 ish was it pink
so
There's a book. I haven't read gotta read this is for clothes armors
Did I ever do in a recent Shy Village? Yes, I did. That in the Institute.
The hell's going on here?
Thank God I made the progress bar quicker.
Cool.
I could sell it but nah, screw it, screw it.
Yeah, I have like this infinite arrow power thing I do.
What?
Oh, it's blocked.
Did I do the ticket mouse fight?
Yep, I did.
Why is this block is the question?
Vandalism!
Come on man!
I do this, yeah.
I put two items in it because it was part of a quest, that was it.
Yeah, you do get that.
Maybe you gotta like turn on this fire or something.
This blaze is locked down man!
one to blink things the 11 in the future we all I'll play around with her a bit
she does get the health upgrades and stuff that cliff does hang on to a bear for
more than 10 seconds. Okay. My favorite boss fight in this game so far. I mean, I like
the the guy who said I'm wearing. And I mean, the goodie left by was fun too. It was. Right,
The camp as usual the camp the camp is very very important
That is right here all these rumors are all people you recruit very important
That's what I'm doing. No, no distractions. Where the hell is this? Oh?
It's yeah, it's close
Not close to a teleporter though
Your friend refunded the game because of the gorilla?
How could it ref-
Gorilla is a little bit in though.
The sword?
Um...
Yeah, it's like a speedrun dude.
Yeah, I'm working on the sword. I was gonna check how many mercury I needed for it.
I can check over here.
You've found the finest blacksmith in Piewell.
Um, okay, no.
So I think you needed mercury to make platinum.
That's where you need it.
Making platinum is a shame.
It's pain.
Anyways, we know what to do.
Let's go.
Recruits everyone.
Zoom.
I think 79 the stamina bar you see that Barton right next to the character the blue one
that's the stamina bar
is that the sword you get by killing three balls of a serpent quest?
no, that's a one-handed sword and I'm using it
a sirion
but you can make a long sword too
which is a two-hander
yeah, they nerfed Gorilla, they did
Yeah, there's an xp bar in all about it.
Thank you for the two.
Thank you.
Cravix thinks for the thirty nine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You look like you can all go into a fight.
You're a crew.
Look at you, big sword-toed warrior. I could use your help.
With what?
There's a group of suspicious-looking lads back there, arcing around.
They look like they're up to no good.
The lads, dude.
What do you mean suspicious-
Persistent memory.
I don't know much about outsiders, but I've got a look about them.
Actually, they look a bit like you know I think about it.
And I need to be rough.
Just as scared will do.
What up lads? This is the lads right here.
Oh we got hunters. Nice.
Yeah, Fred.
Colton.
Cliff!
So the rumors were true?
Where have you been? I thought you...
Come down.
Fuck me, it really is you.
Everything's gone to shit since that night.
How are you holding up?
I'm ashamed to have you see me like this.
But it's nothing rest once all honest
And did you survive that night anyway? Hey, that's all story best safe for another day
Of course, I'm sure things have been hard all around
We've been pressed to break our greening code to help Arnold you understand
and steal from a nearby healer.
And gathering other grey mains.
They'll help.
I had a feeling.
It's only natural we start to get ourselves packed together.
We're not the sort to crumble to black bears scum.
Next time, things will be different.
He's crazy. So easy to do these like recruit things. Very easy.
brain for like 62. Oh, this is very close to me. Nice. And
Dalton makes 16 games. Lovely. It starts off slow. But if you
manage to get past like the boring intro, you get super
rewarded.
All right, Yuzu. Exactly like that, yeah.
will be helping the community out of.
We could slowly find peace at Tullus.
Huh? Tullus?
The question is, your specter stands before you.
A heavy button must tether you here.
And why are you here?
A pale belt will spin in my ear that I find you in this place.
The aliens may be scattered, but their spirit holds strong.
Lord has weathered storms, yet still cleansed their smile.
Gelith and Wybert are worse for wear, but still grasp life firmly.
So you don't need to cling to this world any longer.
I'm not dead, I know, the truth is hard to take, I can't believe I followed that madman
all the way here.
More lads?
Well, you know I'm mad, it's you, you're a ghost, keep saying it and I might start
to believe it.
It really is you, Cliff, you're alive, I swear I saw Merlin slid your face, I'm
more than slay your throat.
Just I'm good to see you still breathing.
We nearly let the candles for your funeral.
Out of cross the desert.
Barefoot, both ways if it would have brought you back to life.
Now here you are.
I needed you, Helmet Jesus.
Get your ass over here, Aston.
I don't know.
Can you hide the helmet?
Question mark!
I have five silver, that was not worth it, Jesus.
Jerky!
Funny useful.
Have the tails.
If you see enough, don't let me take you.
A little question mark, you're probably,
I need waypoints over here, I have no waypoints.
So I'm sure there is one right there.
cool next this is not main story by the way this is like to build up your camp
and find comrades so you can send them out and stuff it's not something you have
to do but it's cool though adds a lot of uh personality to it i like it and it's
very profitable if you take the time to do it horse and no this is not main
story i'm gathering all these but after that we're doing chapter six and seven
Oh, it's the B-Raid Forest!
At some point, Syrac surely...
Oh yeah, I should go to the institute and start the next...
Research or whatever
But I but that did I get the sword no I basically need a gold bar, and I need to find what is it a brimstone
cover's the helmet code I don't know about that
oh yeah they can see I was in the bottom of the institute pretty much like
map wise it will be for a while moon king yep no I don't see them I don't see
them ever adding character crater to this. Highly doubting. Oh god damn it now they're
We're all gonna glitch out.
Oi.
Talk to me.
Oi.
Well now, who gives wonder to you?
yeah it's me but I can't talk yet there we go no it's just oh I think they
glitched out again
might need to save and reload yeah cuz just question mark gift I'm gonna save
and reload had this happened before but about but say no oh I almost loaded
save. Load.
You can see a small lock on the minimap. That means it tells you in the missioning for why it's lost.
I
Do these gloves are so shiny
Matilda
stench would ward off my spirit. It really is him! Ah, Matilda! More me! This calls
for the celebration. Enough, you drunk! What happened? We thought you were dead.
I got lucky. And what of you? I thought I was done for when the black bears surrounded
But Lucius tore through their ranks and carried me to safety.
No one died in that invasion man.
We ended up in the woods, finding our way to this ethiary in here ever since.
Yeah it seems like Blackbeard didn't kill anyone.
found anyone else we even got ourselves a camp you two should join us of course do you even
have to ask that truth our cancer one moving boxes of bees haha you didn't move a single box
Oh, come on, don't be like that.
Paisy Paisy, next.
I like the music that plays when you're recruiting them, it's nice.
Ah, this is the last one, right there.
And that is in an area I haven't been in.
Whaaat?
But it's very close though.
Yeah, it's very close.
Chat share your bro team smoothie recipes. Oh damn. Now's your time chat
Yo Jack x32 man
I'm working on a new sword over the branch sword but you need some really hard to get
materials to make it but I'm working on it
are really rikari is oh I don't think I've tried that your job is 90% AI use
and 10% watching in lies then the future huh
I can
deliver these wolf trackers.
Should be pretty easy.
Where's the entrance to this ship?
Why is the- I can just jump over, I guess.
My tower now!
I'm on ultra graphics.
Come on, let's go!
Target lock!
Oh, you don't need to kill many at all here. Also, I think they get one shot by the charge.
Yeah, they do.
Little bit overleveled for these. There's a tiny amount.
They don't even deal like any damage.
Oh, if you send your comers to Hossup's and go there, you can actually fight alongside
them.
That's cool.
Yeah, this is a low-level camp, that's why I did it so quick to do.
And they could have something good for, um...
But you could gather, I guess.
This is the final rumour that we have.
You have a coooo-o-o-o-o!
Haha!
Oh no, the freak of grade up your wellman.
Co-o-o-o-o-o!
I
Yeah, I got in that I thought you just send them me got a weight. That's it
Oh word brother I'm about to kill the bit rate even more
That's sick, Narkin. Yeah, that's also super sick.
There you go, brother.
Thank you.
There are others set upon by the bandits.
Look to be pale and ease folk.
I can tell you where they are.
I have two characters.
Yeah, don't worry about me.
I think the main mission now is to go and get the third character.
There is a hit counter like Devil May Cry.
Let me up my camera a bit.
That's because of my gloves.
They give you like a combo counter.
Oh, really, Kavis? I think.
No, it wasn't always there. It's because of the gloves that I got yesterday.
Basically, the higher the combo, the more damage I deal.
Don't drink in Ponyville Cloud.
No, I haven't really played the Ladymunch at all.
I'm just trying to set up the cam
Yeah, it takes a while to like yeah, I mean I don't hardcore focus on making the cam
It's been too long. Glad to see you. I'll do a little bit here and there. Oh
Shit
So you've been alive this whole time that they left long enough to see you again my friend
That day we chased some black bears to the far reaches
By the time we returned the battle was over
What our fight is to do when there's no more fight to be had
We've been doing all right catching bandits for coin
You haven't changed a bit
So
Focusing on the campus super nice I really are there's no shortage of black bears to kill there
I've thought you might hear news of survivors.
And we'd happen upon any others had the same idea.
Join up with them, right?
Well, with a new camp, where the others have been gathered.
The Green means level one.
The other characters have their own cyclists and stuff, they do.
Oioioi, that's a lot of dudes right there.
the other rumors that's going to show up
Yeah I know I'm upset though, but I have my eyes set on one weapon.
Jesus Christ.
25 dudes!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Reuniting with Comrades, 5 out of 8.
Now they say I have to give so much silver.
Collect weapons through the crafting mission at WarSpikeSpearmaker.
Okay, interesting.
What up, Mr. Waps?
Let's go! What is this?
Okay, don't get... oh wait, this is beacon? What is that?
Okay, don't get sidetracked. You have a clear goal, follow the goal.
Follow the goal.
And I can't teleport because I gotta wait for something.
There we go. I didn't get sidetracked, it was close, but I didn't.
Yes, main chapter 6 and 7, yes.
Through the crafting mission?
Simple crafting.
Okay, I see.
Yo, Mr. Fred, you want to go?
So you don't get a boner?
Oh!
Yeah, I have an engineer now!
Nice!
Very good, very good, very good.
Very sick, very sweet. His name is FALLstaff.
Oh, why birds of bees? Is it difficult to do the bosses?
I think a lot of balsamese game are kind of meh.
Because they like just popping a hyper armor and just tanking through all your shit.
Oh, wait, yeah!
This batch wagon-crofting mission.
I think I can do that now that I have an engineer.
Might as well.
Here.
I like the way it zooms in on the area.
Yeah, what Kavis said, like, if you upgrade the camp, you can passively farm stuff,
Which is pretty sick.
Required members for trading wagon production.
Did it say what wagon I needed to do?
Wagon Crafting Mission.
No, that's it.
Alright.
But it was where you can get plus 40% on each buff on the ride.
One guy with two skills directly plus 40% for the second one.
For the first, you need to donate to church.
For the third, you need to max out on people
the mission allows.
Hey, you.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I have 10 people here.
Let's go.
Yes.
Just send people, whatever, man.
Get this shit done.
Why not?
7, 8, 9, 10.
Cool.
What a workout.
Quick draw by is worth getting the game.
The game is sick.
It's very good.
As long as you get past the slow intro.
After that, it's amazing.
Oh, okay, Darkin, I see, I see, alright.
Well, now that's being done too, that's just passive quest, I don't need to do anything,
which means I could hop on main story.
I should probably hop on the main story.
Assess the skills of the gamblers.
Yeah, and they're collecting that.
These are all just like passive missions now.
Pretty much so.
Not much else to do.
Oh yeah, they're bickering over horses.
I guess we could check that.
Sweet!
Oh, I could do a quick travel here because I'm standing on a waypoint because this game
works in interesting mysterious ways.
a minute okay so this is the factory
quest I mean I don't have it but someone
just said that if you liberate the camp
next to it you can get the quest or
they that's how they got it
also that doesn't count as a distraction
because this factory quest is oh my god
bitrate hell this factory quest is
basically main quest for industry enjoy your nights of jigging man thank you
white people for it I don't really know where that would be the I mean yeah
there's a liberation here Stonewall farm maybe there's something over here to the
left
This does not count as a sidetrack, this is very important.
Oh yeah, here's a camp I think. But is it evil? No, it's not even evil.
There's a book here. May I borrow Poison Arrow Blueprints?
something I'll never use.
Yoyink!
Hehehehehehehehe
Got the game yesterday cave in because
found steelbook edition 40 bucks. Spent yesterday two hours collecting box.
Sounds like this game. I mean there's some dude just collecting all the cats in the game.
That's like all he's doing.
Very windy over here, huh?
There is Windy here.
Maybe it's this camp you meant.
Or maybe it's that camp. Or maybe...
No, that's just the output. This isn't even a camp.
Oh, Wilcomne Outpost, west of the teleport I used. Oh, over there. Okay.
Because maybe now I can get the factory quests enemy cams already, yeah
They are this is not sidetracked this is literally this is in this stream. This is basically main quest I get asked about this damn I
Get asked about this damn
Factory every single day
Yeah.
Yep.
It's so quick to clear it- aahhh a fuckin' clothesline!
With this move it's so easy.
I
Yeah, it's very powerful this charge maybe the deer helmet has like a hidden bonus for this move or something
Because you're charging forward
46. All right. Imagine this leads to the quest, man.
Macquarie was crazy. Yeah, I didn't have this move
Can we butt naked in this I don't think so
Never seen shirtless click
The bitrate's gonna be crazy here, yeah.
Horrible area for bitrate.
people for it makes 37 thank you man and lab are like 85 or anything 74
I as default clothes on you ask my thought
everything's okay so where would you get this quest for it
I think there's like a quest giver here. Yo Gandalf, that's a blout, that's 52 man. I'm getting kind of tired of my gear, my armor.
Thanks.
Oh, I just go to castle now? I mean if this works that's interesting. It's a giant question mark, I think it might be a waypoint or something.
I'll wash my weapon and you'll blow up.
What?
How much of the map do I have left to explore?
Quite, uh, yeah.
This is the biggest part.
Yeah.
Giant question mark must be a teleport somewhere in this bit rate. How?
Not time for puzzles time for the factory other I'm blind
Can't see in this bright-ass forest
Oh, this means like a quick travel
Yeah, for people who don't know if you stand on a waypoint and travel the loading screen is like
Well, look how quick this is
But if you don't stand on a waypoint and you teleport
the
death
of the man this game works and mysterious ways
Well, let's see if I have something. I probably don't. I probably just need to do... stuff.
Yeah, I ain't got like nothing here.
Yeah, it's House Circus and House Roberts Quest, exactly, yeah.
Because I have nothing here.
Nothing at all.
Anyways.
Call Celeste Mission 9, yeah.
I mean, it's fine.
There is a bit of a serious.
I can't see if my arm is going to reach this.
Thanks.
Oh!
Oh, yeah, I know about the backyard ultra's dirty. Yeah. I'd love to try one one day.
gotta fix my damn hamstring first of all I don't get how to get the drops in my game I mean probably
have to like link your like steam account I guess or something like your steam and twitch account
greetings
hello looks like it's about to cry to me
I
Mean I could check it that way your saddles hanging by a thread
One good gallop and you'll be eating dirt I
Saw how hard you yank the reins of your king
Ah, come on. I'm not as hopeless on horseback as cliff last time here
I
Have my dumb mask on I was only telling the truth. Have you know I'm cliff so he says
hard to trust a man
I have Kamora a legendary horse
I'm not prepared
He can't win
Just grab a horse
I think he's scared
Please
I can make a question
Alright
Cardle makes it a 10
I think he's like
Thank you
Your funeral
Very generous dude, thank you, thank you.
Can I remove this dumbass mask, ride a horse, and follow Dwayne?
Not yet, Sasa Killer, no.
Weedness it's a deer hat has been logic. All right
My horse is sick
Wait a minute. Are you Kamara? Yeah, you should be
I'm ready to go
I can suck my ass, I'm out of here.
Oh my god this rubber banding is crazy.
There's no way he can outrun Kamora with that pleb-ass horse.
Zero chance!
Yeah
Dude, there's no way your horse is like not maddy
Look at his rubber banding stop stop
Okay, we win.
There is horse-drifting in this game, Salty, I just didn't use it.
I got five carrots. Epic.
Epic.
Now, we might hop on main or try to get that brimstone.
Because all of these with the camp now is like,
I just gotta wait for them to finish building stuff.
That's it. Mission progress 19%, yeah.
Hey, you!
Yeah, there's like some requests, but...
Yeah, complete crafting wagon, and this is like I gotta go to the gambit town.
Yeah, there's two other playable characters.
Is there Transmog? No, not that I know of.
Let's see, where was Brimstone? It was north
of Hex. Where is Hex?
Oh, Demenis. Demenis. I mean, I've been up here. Yeah, I'm gonna try to make the sword.
Hexancher is right here, yeah. I have a teleport, and I can't teleport.
Hex.
Yeah, we watched this yesterday.
He's a slick with it, dude.
He's a slick with it, dude.
He's a slick with it dude.
So slick.
Dwayne!
Wait, why is there a big orange circle here?
What the hell?
I've never seen that.
This obviously does not count as a side track.
Also, how do you remove all your markers on your screen?
I have two markers out somewhere, and I...
Yeah, there's one.
And then I have another marker...
Right in front of me.
Over...
Is that a marker?
No?
Why is this quest yellow, for example?
Dwayne!
Where's my marker?
It should be like right in front of me. There should be a marker on the map.
I don't know where it is dude. I can't see it. It's not important.
No, this is not main. Wait, this is main? There's no way this is main, Chvest.
I'm here to look for... I'm here to look for Brimstone. I need it for the sword, and
And then I need a gold bar and then I think I might have this sword.
Oh!
Oh there's like uh, geysers, geysers, no geysers, geysers, wait what?
Wait what?
In Swedish, it's geyser, I think.
What the hell?
Ah, Brimstone is in there, but this is like locked behind something, for sure.
Yeah, it seems to be questlocked, yeah, well in russian it's gays or two, yeah, I think
we do chapter six then.
Let me just see, I mean, I obviously have a column for hollow havens.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm, uh...
Hey, buddy, I think it's tier 3139.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, there's like, birds.
Like, you're fucked up by the birds, yeah.
Fiddlesticks was here. That was the best league champion. Fiddlesticks, Cho Gath and Rhymas.
I
Every warrior counts on the weapon other side
Oh my god, how much honey tea do I have Jesus?
My skills are always at your disposal Is that your food today, Nautilus?
That looks awesome Yum
Yeah, Cavizier, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Just chug that shit.
Hello, traveler.
What up?
You'll find it useful.
Ooh, filling meat-cubers are here.
That's actually really nice.
Enjoying the day?
Interested in anything else?
No.
Oh yeah, dirty. I mean I'm not gonna do anything like that until I've fixed my hamstring.
Main goal is staying injury free. But in the future though, it would be really cool to
do. Get turned off, Bozo. Oh, that's the cloak that hides your helmet.
Ah. Ah. Turbo Koala, thanks to the Prime, thank you!
Ah.
Do you have a certain style in mind? You're sure to find some... Oh. Do you have a certain
style in mind?
Yeah, it's nine silver though, man
No, you I
Does work with helmets just not that way you
You're sure you're welcome to stay a while. We know it's here now. That's cool. Yep flashbang. Yep
Tariff sorcerers. Matt, so, wait. There's no orange marker in Hexcenture anymore.
What's... It's gone.
Oh, you can put the hoodie down.
Ah. Did they fix the helmet that removes Cliffs of Beard?
We can check.
Nope, they did not.
I mean that's funny though.
Oh, now it's there again. Okay.
Yeah, we can't do this now.
Oh, you wanna go? What the hell is this enemy anyways?
A Hex-Earthen Spearman.
I'm working on a sword that replaces the Vrench,
But I need to find a brimstone
I like 55 hours or something
maybe I can enter with this no I cannot
Can you see enemy health bars in this game?
Yes!
You can!
Believe it or not.
If you believe it with a helmet
Specifically the helmet I'm wearing right now you can see enemy's health bar. Oh, he doesn't have a beard again
Well, I guess we'll do chapter 6 then, because I can't access the area, like I can't access
this hex area.
What?
Why is there a deep sea anglerfish here?
what I'm going this way that's fucking creepy now I'm going that way okay this
is a minor sidetrack but that's cool though dude that's cool
how much right swimming past the edge of the map I did that in the first day of
the game to scare the shit out of me
oh I think there's a cave here pretty sure there's a oh we're both gonna drown
epic well Kimura was a good life but it's over
Uh, thanks for throwing me.
Okay.
I get my stamina back.
Oh, you get in there in Chapter 4?
Well, there's a cave here though.
Could be some loot though.
What do we have here?
Well of tragedy.
crossed-cursed plate boots 10% plus contribution xp and climb speed
It's kind of funny.
This is so scuffed.
Toxic area, but I can't even enter because it's not due to toxicity because the crows
Teleport me out.
I don't have any discount codes to buy this game, no.
What the fuck?
5th rate
5th
camera
Shell of the fleeting went straight up from north from south to north and you didn't get the crows
did you have an orange circle around the area though because I do hi mom things five anniversary man
Mmm, thank you.
There's a giant anglerfish on the map here.
Could that be a witch's house over there?
Okay
Yeah, see? There's like a giant circle of orange here. I can't enter this area. It doesn't
let me. Oh, shit, what the fuck? Cool. Brimstone Springs! Brimstone?
why is there a giant angler fish on the map here though that freaks me out
Anyways, okay. There could be some brimstone around here.
any brim equals stone
no brim equals stone here
stone here
that's not an angler fish stone back crab nice you drop any brimstone
Brimstone! Yeah! Yeah!
Chinkei, 140 bonds! Yeah!
Thank you, Chinkei!
Yikes!
No, no, don't be stuck under him.
much brimstone that I need. Wait, you're not a... Can I lift you? Can I smash? No
no smesh? any yellow marker? no yellow marker huh?
try drilling, true. It looks smashable, that's a thing. It does look smashable.
I mean there's even an interact.
We definitely need more brimstone than this.
Though we have quite a few now.
Huh?
Uh, this game's got 5 million cells now?
I'm glad you like it. I'm sorry to hear that dude. Conversation is key man. Conversation
is key. I'm sure you know this already. Yeah, Caraba thinks 44. Which move was nature's
I think I'm dinting
I mean I have nature snare
That ain't be doing shit
On nature sir yeah, but normally that shows up though, but I can't do it here. I
Thought it was the lifting one too, but I can't use it here
on this one. No nature grass pier. Oh, try another one, I guess. Are you a crab? I mean,
see there even is an interaction like points here or something
oh you need four brimstone for a platinum oh then i don't need more brimstone anyways then
what i need now is a gold bar which i could make myself because i have like what 60 gold or you
need a hundred and i have a lot of gold uh stuff gold mines uncovered on the map
I am at the angler fish now, but it doesn't I don't know. It's cosmetic I guess or something
Maybe the mountain looks like one
Oh, you can also make a go-bar. Oh, it was three brim three merc and ten silver. Oh, that's easy
I definitely have that but I need to know how much mercury I need it
Because I can't use too much mercury
I'll find a waypoint we go back we make the um we'll make the weapon oh healing palm it's
healing palm I've never used healing palm in this entire flavor I mean I'll test it see
if it works.
How was healing, Paul? I saw it before in the bottom right. Yeah, here.
Oh, it actually worked.
I think, yeah.
Is this shit going to explode or something?
Is there one more hole here?
I don't think so.
What the hell is that?
Wait, what?
Wait, what's going on?
Oh shit, okay
The glitch
Yeah, there's so many weird mechanics in this, it will be so hard to discover.
So now after you've done the holes, you suck in the smoke like this.
And then you get brimstone, but not in the vest!
Oh shit!
Yo, fuck man, thank you!
Thank you, dude!
Now check sign-ups to see if I need to spin the wheel.
Thank you!
Alright, we just need to make a bunch of gold bars.
Alright, we need one gold bar.
The- the problem is mercury.
I have mercury, but I need to check how much I need.
Mercury was only needed for the platinum, I think.
So I need to check how many I actually needed for it, but I'm uh gonna get these
brimstone first because that's tight.
total of six mercury I have more than six mercury 100% and you give a tier three
peace up to Lang, what the fuck?
this is some crazy mechanic to get brimstone
hi rune, i'm love you
Yeah, there's another hole I gotta throw.
Okay, I did it all right
Is there another hole nope I got it
Yes, loot equals jump.
I mean I really don't need more brimstone but we can use this to make gold bars and
And then we can invest the gold bars and make passive money maybe.
Did I hit it?
Cool.
What up doobies?
Are they just respawning as I'm going in a circle?
No, I don't think so.
I'll get this one and then we're out.
Yeah, exactly, Shyamala, exactly, yeah, easy peasy.
We're trying to stop pollution? No, I'm getting brimstone. All right, that's it. We're done
here. Let's climb up and when we get the next waypoint, we make the gold bar with
the correct stuff yeah get crowed I guess that's all right
hi picky oh yeah easy sorry yeah hold on my own sure you felt brimstone was in
chatters ass yeah I was a menace last night it's true
spire of soaring there's a spire here you know what that means actually I don't
even know if I've done this one or not maybe I can check by clicking the abyss
it looks like I've done spire of soaring I'm so confused by this part
like where what have I done what have I not done which is the electricity one
because apparently I've started it but never finished it I don't know man whatever
we go to the witch which is over the witch is over here no that's the kill
the workshop the witch is over here I'm just gonna put a mark on the witch there
There we go.
Oh, the challenge tablet shows alright.
bird
Coot
Gamba makes the five. All right, let's see now. Oh, yeah, I forgot to bring this stuff
But let's check what we need first the workshop. You'll find what you seek here croft of this gear
Here so for platinum you need three mercury for brimstone and two holy waters, which I do have
we just need a gold bar and for a gold bar I can either use a golden apple and
three golden ore or I can literally just pick up my silver or I have at home
which I have a bunch of so yeah we can actually make the sword I think pretty
sure we can
you'll find what you seek here our parts will cross again
here you will find truth she like proper not too much not too much I just
gave her silver back god damn it that doesn't even give more this is for you
Love me!
I've met, who's there in Meiko?
Mysterious is an apt word for them.
Carl's go, we go back to camp, we pick up the silver, we go back, we make the gold bar.
Yeah, witches would be the ones to get build the reflive
Okay, uh, silver let's see here
That's diamond. That's fine stone.
Where are all these copper pouches?
The fuck? Take them out.
Silver! Boom!
And a tons of gold ore.
We also need bismuth
Cop that I think
Ash claw we can sell
These I can sell well I need to remove those I can upgrade them and put it into my
Upcoming big mega sword of destruction
Destructions hell
Alright, let's go back to the witch, which I now have marked on the map, so it's easier
to find her.
What kind of big sword? It's a stereo long sword. I have his regular sword, but there's
There's a long sword too that you can craft.
So craft the best gear, go here, we can make a little gold bar.
In fact, we can make more gold bars, but I'll start with one so I don't fuck up.
I wonder how much this would sell for at the bank maybe you can't do that at the bank
380 is just selling normally a bank takes like 500 for a gold bar and 180 you sell it
regularly for you'll find what you see here we have to extract some of this gear on for
my inventory like all of this stuff for example does it cost money to extract the
the big sword. We have a lot of stamina region and stuff like that. Extracts, I'm never
gonna use them. Attack speed. What's the big thorn thorn? Yeah, this is good stuff.
You ain't got that shit.
You ain't got this shit.
Damage reduction is cool.
The health regen is like kinda pointless.
Slashing reads is cool though.
My emulator is full!
Dreeeeee!
Oh, this Platinum Cell's 380, I should sell it.
138.
God damn.
Well, I could sell this, like, survivor solitude and stuff now.
No reason to save it for the sequel.
Oh, buddy boy.
I want to try to put some health region on, but it seems really as 0.2 per second
I mean even if you upgrade like 0.4 every second. I have over a thousand health
That's mental
That's mental
No, Nautilus no
No, it does not reset. It does not.
No, my inventory is going to be full again.
Okay, we're good. You can upgrade them. Yeah, you do it.
Synthesis here. Then you can make them better.
So even more like it goes from 2% to 4% and you can upgrade it again like level 3 or something. I think I
Think I can upgrade this vigor thing if I wanted to
But I think this will be my longest first playthrough on stream ever
Not sure actually it's hard to say
Oh, it's this oh
Tier 2 abyss gear fusion
I'm nerdy we'd race out from 1 to 10 on professional nerd bro
Yeah, this is like a little gamble, but I'm not gonna gamble with those though
I have another gold bar I can make but first of all we're making this sword right now
live
Wow
Yeah, Gambais can also upgrade, yeah.
I actually have holy water. I've already used it, I think you need it for Platinum or something.
No more IKEA wrench, baby.
You care to witness the iron arts, my Hanukkah Forge?
Where's the damn sword? There.
Yeah, I need to take out the Azerite and the Assyrian Scale, yeah.
You said, if you need any?
the sirion scale is right here a lot of them with it draw thank you and then I
How many days are I
Paul get
All right finally no more IKEA wrench shit, what if this sword's really ugly fire is the secret to a fine weapon
I'm saving I'm saving and if it's ugly, I'll make the Halbert instead
Save
If anything just drop by
You care to witness the iron arts my hammock and forge
There's the Assyrian sword which I have already
Assyrian Great Sword. Yeah, it's got level 2 crit. That's kind of tight. That's pretty
pretty tight. And that's without any stuff put into it. Pretty tight. Pretty tight. I'm
I'm making it.
You've found the finest blacksmith.
Stop by, if ever you miss the making of my job.
Oh, shit.
I
Sirion longsword oh, oh, it's way meatier than I thought it would be and I can't equip it because I'm in town
Well, that's epic
Yeah, it's way bigger than I thought it would be I didn't think it would be so wide
But that's a good thing
oh yeah baby now I looks good it looks good dude yeah it's a bit edgy
you open the abyss lots yes of course it's clean yeah it is it do be so clean
You can see better if you block? Oh yeah, right. Yeah. What sort is it? It's a
Sirion's long sword. Pain in the ass to make. The fact that it has two crit
without like any sockets in or anything is really sick. Yeah, you can die it
obviously we gotta extract some shit and
but I'm a chapter six I am the stats
well there has nothing inside it so 24
attack in level two crit but that's
without any sockets and you can make
insane crit man yeah all weapons with
crit on a bit less damage yeah exactly yeah
stack crit on a bad boy I want to make
another gold bar and put it in the bank
dude
just stop showing my arrows because fuck
I ain't gonna use them.
I need to like free up my inventory, I have too much stuff.
Oh yeah, I can pop all those by the bing-ba-da-boom.
Where am I gonna find that? Where am I gonna find these bags, man?
Where's the money bags?
I need a lot of lanterns, apparently.
Where is the money bags? I hate this inventory!
up there, they're in the coin slot, okay
very pog
Cool, can I can take out some few some put everything in the sword especially crit. Oh
The sword is indiable. I was fine though. It looks sick anyways
But how does the halberd look
I can make a separate save file now load the previous one make that way what do you need to make the halberd anyways
Is it the same as a sword or is it different?
I can't move
A blazing fire is the secret to a fine weapon
It is called Assyrions something Assyrions, not great axe, Assyrions Halberd.
No you need fine timber for that yeah, fine timber.
Evasive shot deals way too much damage, I'm not going to use no fucking bow shit anyway.
Something I'd love to hear about your adventures. That looks pretty ugly too. What do you mean to?
Are you implying that my sword I just spend three streams making is ugly?
Molds
Meat skewers! Give me this. It's even a recipe I haven't learned here. Great.
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go infuse all of these at the witch and put everything into the sword and then we're good.
I'd love to find a different armor, but that's not like a top priority. We're gonna do chapter 6 and 7.
Oh yeah, I've been trying to fix- I can't sleep by the way.
I can't sleep and I can't wait in this game, and I can't fix it because to fix it
Cannot move to destination
Yeah, and sleep right to fix it
I need to switch character and I can't switch character because she's not here so I
Actually can't at Vaughan's time because I'm glitched
Yeah, I'm refining the sword to the max I am I am
So let's go to the witch, fix all the sockets on that sword.
I think I could make another gold bar, and then we can invest that gold bar in the bank.
I can't cook in pastime, it doesn't let me.
Each tree trips in? Oh, the Halberd would be very easy to make then, but...
I mean, I might make the Halberd in the future.
The other thing is, I don't have the, uh...
...about minus one.
She doesn't show up.
When I open the menu where she should show up she's just gone because of like a
main quest or something we meet again
wonder at your leisure see what calls to you
Can't you make level 3 versions of these?
Oh yeah, no, there it is, nice.
What up Danny?
The story, uh, the story is basically, you have to, uh, you have to get revenge on the
black bears yeah cuz they invaded your camp and killed you and your friends
except they didn't they didn't kill a single person apparently yeah man there's
no crit one here you'll find what you see I will create some sockets in this
bad boy if someone asked you about the story just say that the studio CEO
apologize for bad writing, he actually did.
Oh, yeah, where's that light? Yeah, order from above. Yeah, that's the one. Got to put that
in. We got to put crit rate in. We got to put attack in. We could also put attack. Yeah,
I can't fuse these yet. I guess it's a different witch you got to find for attack
speed and crit rate and all that
but we could do this for now this is a nasty fucking weapon now goddamn Jesus
Nosty weapon.
Did I myself farm the witch drops? No, I have not.
There it is. Very cool.
Oh, gold bar. Gold bar.
you'll find what you seek here yeah gold bar yeah I need more silver or I'm gonna
gonna invest in this gold bar? Is there any indication when you crit? I have no idea.
Yeah, it might be a scam. I mean I could just sell the gold bar too. The witch early game?
Oh yeah, I forgot about her. Maybe she does.
Yeah, true. That's true.
Let's see. I don't quite remember where the bank was here.
This is bunk? No.
Bank.
Oh, bank is here? No.
Wait, bank is...
I've been to the bank here right above this is not bank this is bank
Bank bank there. That's the bank right there
Yeah
It bugs for you minus 500 by what
There's a bug that if you only have one gold bar and your value drops below 500 it can
just become zero.
A lot of people want to invest now, what the hell?
are aware and warned about it so I can deposit a gold bar here wait for a patch
of this read the mind I should patch it tomorrow
I'm doing aga balls wait a change investment strategy possible or
0 to 2%
Oh, they did the mission. Nice. Good shit
Where do you take out your investments that just withdraw silver?
High-risk yeah, but it's glitch it's glitch or whatever
oh wait just get a second gold bar it only happens when you have one gold bar
that goes below 500 oh okay well I only have one gold bars for now it's only
glitch if you lose the money well yeah I don't know if it's gonna go high or
low I'm just gonna get another fucking
gold bar so it doesn't happen yeah just
don't lose forehead yeah pink bank good
luck with your job interview is it
morning soon no I want I want to do
main quest but it's night time
yeah I'll go check the first witch is she here no man where's the first
switch she's like
No, it is this one. Yeah, it is this one. It is that one. I read the info
Wait what comics damn
Yeah, you'll get it pink thing. Yeah, you'll get it. If you don't get it you just go for another thing
Next morning with you chapter six and seven I guess we could go do some sky
puzzles I wanted to get the lightning stuff but oh yeah I could check in
challenges yeah
game is a lot more fun when you mold the glides stamina cost to half per what
half per second instead of 25 50 per second that's insane cheating I mean
leveling up your stamina is supposed to be like the rewards you can fly more
it's like one of the main things insane quality alive okay she can't actually
craft anything so yeah that is what it is yeah you can spam me it's time for the
food yeah I'm going back to camp I'll do some sky fortress until big time I
guess we got the weapon man I just want to get rid of this kind of yeah this
armor nothing gloves the gloves are sick do one of the other two witches I'm
missing yeah but I don't know where they are though I think the main story
might tell me I don't have it like a clue like a note or anything we got a
stash some shit. What just happened? Oh, they finished the job? Okay. Oh, I forgot to
remove these from Wound of Darkness, but that's okay for now. It's alright. Until we
find one that levels all this up. I have so much shit on me, shit on me, shit on
me. 111. We move this, we move that, we move all the oars, not the pills. Not like I'll
need them though. You know, yeah. What did I need for another gold bar anyways? I'm
I'm not sure.
Yeah, what was I missing for a gold bar?
Was it mercury?
Probably mercury, right?
Okay, now we got some space again.
I was more silver or, okay.
Yeah, I have a bunch of ways to get that,
but it's all right.
I'll check what you need to upgrade this sword maybe I have some stuff blacksmith and I well
You need our all you need a boost artifacts to upgrade it
Want something do visit time to mine. No time to do the damn wait was that the wrong sword?
Oh, they're looking the single hand one. Oh, you've found the finest blacksmith in yeah
Yeah, I looked on the single one
a sirion long sword well it's the same I actually have all of this but I need to
spend the best artifacts for that which right now it's not really worth it
because I can invest more in health and all that so I got seven skill points
nice that stamina is crazy what the big thorn for yeah just get health I can't
die anymore it's over more monies always nice to be fair it's cool but so is
health and stamina stamina especially yeah I want a max stamina 17 sealed yeah
what about it right there it is so apparently if you go to challenges or
whatever where do you see challenges now again here challenges and you have it
like sky the restoration the abyss 16 out of 40 I haven't done axiom archive
apparently so I guess I'll go there or yeah axiom archive axiom archive now
Now which part is Axiom Archive?
Well, what?
That, what?
Is that this?
Okay, can I see what this is called?
Can I see?
Chris and Skybridge.
You marked us as should show.
Yeah, it's up here in the middle of nothing.
So, it might be here
And then you go like
Over there, I guess
I didn't mark it, I turned off the notification
Whaaat?
This shit confusing, man
Alright, well
Yeah, I'm doing main quest the next day
It's mid it's nighttime in game so I'm waiting for it to turn daytime and I can't wait in game. Oh
Axiom are yeah, yeah, that's the first one yeah, okay
Axiom oh it's this one. No, that's twisted thicket way
Sky loop
Yeah, no, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it
ever rest you south oh is it this one
axiom archive okay so that one is not
finished or yeah you can sleep in game
to pass time unless your character is
glitched so it doesn't allow you to do it
I was the cube of the entrance angry
punch thanks 23 did thank you all right oh yeah I never picked this up all right
well that's a free skill point thanks axiom archive is done cool okay so
apparently I've done all the ones that I've started it looks like you can skip
time it came far as to just focus on it and wait gives another options yeah you
can unless the character is glitching it doesn't allow you to do it yeah
the way you fix the glitch is you switch character and then you switch
back but the only problem is the character I switched to she's gone I need to
do like the main story
wait is this part of a I find this area so confusing okay so I've clearly already
done this so what about this saying term of insight is this part does this
continue? How do you know if they continue? How do you know if you're finished with one?
That's- I find it so confusing. Okay, I'll go to the left one. Okay, let's go to the left one.
I find it so confusing.
Yeah with the redis I I have but I checked that yeah all of the ones I've
discovered are checked. Wait so I went to this one but I never continued it.
There's a teleporter here. Or...
Okay. You can look at the blue sky bridge lines. If there's no more blue line that is not connected, you're done.
Oh, the one that throws you out in the main story! Oh yeah! True!
So yeah, I see the blue lines here now.
Right, yeah, because you get to one of these and then he just throws you down from here.
And then I completely forgot about it.
Which, is that this one?
Could be.
Well, we're only gonna do this until it turns daytime in-game.
And then we hop on the story. We do chapter 6 and 7.
And we got the sword now.
This is good though you get skill points so I could I to be honest I should maybe upgrade my
Sword with the axiom stuff because this is the sword. I'm gonna be using I might use sword and just fist moves
Because the fists are really cool now when you have fists. Oh
Shit
I'm using Assyrian's long sword, yeah.
No, I didn't have a rehab today.
Is this Krolken puzzle?
Okay, nice.
Krolken.
Wanna check the stuff I can craft?
Yeah.
You mean with the pokes?
I've checked that, yeah.
Alright, we're on the way, we're on the go.
That's a waypoint right there.
This is a light puzzle.
Well, one of them is not protruding light, are they?
Hmm, no light beam here.
Hmm.
What's the giga special about Serian Sword?
You maxed it out?
Well, it's not maxed out, but it has a very high crit rate.
And even without any sockets.
No, you can do main quest whenever, but I want to do it during the daytime.
I mean, it's bright outside now anyways.
Where is your powers- ah, there.
Okay, we need to find the chip- the chip- oh, I see it, it's right there.
I'm not sure.
Platinum. Are you crafted? The recipes in the institute.
Hey, you.
Yeah, getting all the achievements in this game would take forever, like it would...
Cuz it's a lot about max out this do all the challenges you oughta being by the boom
Ah
Ah I can stand on this no
Yeah, it's like MMO achievements, yeah
Grab all mounts nice oh okay oh yeah pick up every bird
my favorite puzzles so far I don't know none I'll be some of them are cool but
man the fucking platforming the platforming is a jank in this game I
think oh lava door never oh Jesus that was painful it was so painful
Okay.
Okay.
What about here?
Maybe I gotta do a little switcheroo on the lasers.
None.
And how is this ever gonna hit if I can't move them?
Bold friends, no, don't worry, I got it.
Can't they just aim it straight there?
Guns! Yo! Thanks for the tend, man. Thank you. Appreciate it. Why is it so slow? Okay,
this pillar is probably going to block this, I think. That's why they put the pillar there.
Let me cheat. Let me cheat. Okay, well that's not it, so now I gotta turn it all the way
way back.
I wonder if some of this debris is going to be in the way.
Hiya Blanky, the dragon's not my 2, it was alright.
Hopefully the DLC is true.
How am I supposed to get these lasers to hit when you can't move these?
less. Okay. Yeah, just move them forehead. Wait, I think these are...
Are you laser?
Is there lasers on these?
That'd be way too tedious if that was it, right?
There's no way.
They can't optimize the game, anything's- No, there was rumors of DLC chat told me.
I gotta check if these have like a balance thing on them, because if they do, I mean
will be tedious as hell. No they don't. How it how on God's green earth is this
This laser is supposed to... yes... bounce in there.
Second one was fine?
Or was it?
Maybe that's what they want you to...
Nah.
No way I need to point it on that one.
No.
Oh, maybe.
But if that is wrong, I mean I've tried all the others.
I've tried all the others do I really need to turn it to that one there's no
way I refuse to try it I'm gonna make sure of these again though I already tried
these and none of them actually worked
I'll be insane is it like Omega specific yeah what friends skip ahead two
always. This one doesn't lead anywhere. I'll try this one. This one only leads right into
that wall and it doesn't bounce anywhere. Okay, let's check this one, then.
Oh, there!
Jobstun! Very specific, huh?
so over I can't see what I'm aiming at but there it is leppa already beat the
DS1 run it's so over
we're gonna go to RE4 now
oh is there wind in there now yeah there is
And you cannot grab that, but that's alright.
It looks like a face.
Yeah, I kind of.
What happened to 616 Games?
So he's doing those like games that are,
he's copying those others,
they're just way worse you should have stuck the poop killer
i don't remember what they're called now
yeah yeah fears defile them exactly fears fears defile them
Oh, here is the thing
All right sick
Zoo
Yeah, I flushed his last game like it was it wasn't great
All right, secret garden done.
we go next. No, we're due story. We are. This is not story, but we're waiting for
day time it's only morning now you know
I've never played tolo's principle it's not the laser puzzle game
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna finish this game for sure.
The Crimson Desert.
Yeah, Master. Yeah, I mean, I've obviously heard of Talos. Just never played it myself.
I think the game's fuckin' great, that's for you, yeah.
It's a little beginning, but it's sick.
Okay, thanks for the 63.
Strel 27, I'm very shocked.
One of four drinking bros.
69, I can't believe it.
Vault of the Vengeance.
Alright.
Whatever you say, buddy.
I cannot wait.
Dude, there's no pleasing diagonal critics.
Alright, what's next?
You think twitch for that lip balm?
This twitch does not allow enough beret.
The Vault of Vengeance, huh?
is great. No, I don't see Twitch ever giving streamers access to more bitrate without them
turning a profit first yeah what what uh is a car is said what the f**k
Okay.
Yeah, probably reserve.
well wait there's actual okay I'm that's the first time I see buttons you use
your bow on I've never seen that in this game
J thanks the pride that holy mission impossible
where there's like a sword in the middle
Hmm.
Okay.
I see targets. Alright. Four targets. Alright. Easier if we do it from here. Please tank
the shit
Oh, Weisman, he's in the 5, man.
Thank you, dude.
Wait, am I shooting poison arrows?
I think I am.
I'm not sure I have any other arrows, do I?
I stashed them all shit. Uh, that's not good
Yeah, I have multi shot I was thinking I need to use that but that doesn't work
Unless you have to jump up in the middle and do it wait can't even shoot me there
Not really
Drop from above. I've already done one of those. Let's see here. You have evasive shots
Focus shot
It increases the maximum number of shots conspired breeder time for multiple shots at several targets
Yeah, it's this you need.
Yeah, hop marksmanship level two.
What up, Slad?
Any good runs today?
How did you do this?
Hey, you.
When aiming your bow, oh, you got to aim your bow.
I like it.
Cool.
That's a cool ability. I like it.
Golden Sword.
It's no Assyrian Sword.
Yeah, I just thought the game's sick, dude. It is slow beginning.
What chest?
What chest of these yeah, they're gonna have like small golden a small copper sack
I can't be arsed
Yeah, if you can get past the slow inch for this game like it gets very addicting is super sick
of
so easy game
It's impressive, DERP.
How's my new gig along, short of hell?
Yeah, I have it, but I haven't used it yet.
We're gonna hop on main story soon.
8am in game. Just doing this stuff.
Have I fixed the rest bug? I've calmed until I do this story, I think.
I have this sword, yeah, it's on my back.
Is it golden? What? What do you mean random golden ass loot?
Oh yeah, shit. Thanks.
There's so much movement in Starfro and it's sick.
Oh, swift. Sick.
Hmmm... does Golden Sword have any abilities?
I mean we could check it.
No it's me guys...
of hell.
The wagon's been crafted now, nice.
This is not the main quest, no, we're waiting for daytime.
It's morning right now.
And to be honest, this one doesn't seem to have a lot left this puzzle.
No, Lepicco, but thanks.
I think this is the last one.
I believe this is the last one.
It stops here.
What is my focus like red IFR element equips?
What the hell is going on here?
The cords have power.
Okay, we got a power thing over there.
I believe you can't reduce particle effects, yeah.
I believe that this should be an option for it.
That's just power.
It's giving power.
That's tight.
Is that the sword?
Yes, sir.
You are not giving power.
Oh, the other one wasn't either, though.
Why are you not giving power?
Is the record broken here?
Oh, buddy, I don't want to jump down here.
I'm afraid I'm going to run out of arrows.
I'm cleaning the slave core for the first time, come if he's like T.M.A. Shadow of Mordor,
but not gonna lie I'm having a blast.
Man, this combat's so much better I think than Shadow of Mordor or whatever.
I don't think I can do this puzzle, I think I gotta teleport back, I need arrows.
Oh.
I think I'm gonna... well, especially now.
Inputs are hard.
What, that missed?
Not enough spirit.
I should have infinite arrows, I'm not sure.
Okay, wait for them.
Okay, easy.
Nemesis system is so good.
so nice man
I think I just shot exploding him
Oh well.
Not enough arrows for the last two, man.
Oh, okay I have an arrow. I just gotta wait for my quiver, I guess.
I gotta wait for my quiver to make arrows.
Yeah, see I have infinite arrows, I do, yeah.
you want that he has like one arrow every shit I don't know
How many do I have now? Does it tell me how many arrows it's generated?
Well, now it says I don't have any at all. How slow is this?
Yeah, I'm just gonna teleport down. This is not worth it. I'll teleport down get the arrows by the bing-ba-da-boom.
Oh, land of dreams. Wow.
I have this sword now. I haven't used it yet though.
Was there research to upgrade inflaros?
Why do you always look like you haven't eaten because I haven't
I just got this in today.
A fine warrior eat proper meals instead of snack meals.
A fine warrior eat proper meals.
Hey Yoshi.
Alright, all my arrows that I stashed, I stashed like 250 arrows or something.
Oh, yeah.
Sick.
But I'm putting him out soon. 15 minutes.
I'm going to get the uh, josh you can when he's sleeping like just like five seconds
here and there.
We don't tell me I got to redo it.
Okay I mean it's not hard.
It's impossible
Did I make this sword yep got it on me
me. Yeah, it's toward chicken out a bit more at least. But first, we're going to finish
this puzzle, and then we're doing chapters six and seven. Is that going to hit? No!
Alright. Is that it? We're good? I believe so. You got power on this button now?
All this should be power.
Wooo!
Oh shit.
Oh, okay.
This was a cool puzzle.
Is the button ready now?
I don't know, there's more. Shit, I need spirit.
I might have enough, I'm not sure. Maybe.
Are you kidding me? Hell.
I need spirit or I can't do the slow-mo.
Let me land on this.
Let me-
Ohhhh.
Yeah, I might have some spirit food.
Okay, we're good.
This part is a bit rough on controller, it is.
Are you kidding me?
Mark it fuck
This is so ass
Okay, I got it
So easy game
Job is done
Thanks for this you have zero arrows now. Yeah
Yeah.
Oh, I got lightning.
Yeah.
I knew I'd get that because people told me.
Very cool.
Main story time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't worry, I'm not going to continue this puzzle now, but I need to get the waypoint.
I gotta get the waypoint.
Don't worry.
It's alright.
Lightning surge our one circle to create a field of electricity
Right, then you can lightning all the other moves to
Elemental force palm and meteor kick
Please bro, mr. Jazz
No
Yeah
So much health so much stamina. Okay the moment we get to the waypoint like I'm doing this story
But
Wait what studio made the shot of wargames and stuff I don't remember
I will today salad two chapters will be finished in this game today to a moon
Moon or life, yeah right, moon or life.
Are they still around?
No, they're not.
You recall them putting trying permanent if hardest and shot at war at some point but
that's giga fuck yeah yeah I don't think I ever finished out of war I didn't do that
like the final grind. I didn't check I never went in there. I got it somewhere
else. Okay chat I believe it's time for story I think I should get a waypoint
over here unless it's taking me. No it is. This should be a waypoint here.
Wait there's no waypoint here hold on. Okay there's a waypoint in front of me
see it I got the element I wanted I'm
happy man lightning fits my gloves fuck
this now I need to get a new helmet new
armor all right back to camp wait this
is the last from this series it
It teleports you down there for this.
Okay.
Might as well finish it.
Not like it's hard, I've already solved it.
Wait, where's the other cube?
Oh wait, um, yeah, you need to go in there.
Wait, you need so many chips here, what the hell?
Wait, is there one more?
After this?
Ehh!
Let's go.
Let's get out of here. I can't be arsed doing this right now.
Pinch you out!
Sorry.
Yoshi, sorry.
Uh, remember this one?
Well, actually, I should mark this one to show that I haven't finished it,
So we put a green marker on it.
Uh, we go back to camp.
I'm gonna inform this guy that the wagon's done.
What's the wagon's finished?
Oh, now this is a proper wagon.
Solid wheels firm body they do master at last the workshop feels complete
I'll see to the upkeep myself make sure everything stays in tip top shape
share
Nice there it is jobs done
You wish to talk tell me anything you need so here you can manage you can load supplies on this
You can donate funds
Oh
You even level up your cargo wagon
Not sure I'll mess too much with this right now
Wait, no, no, no, I pressed circle. I don't want anything to do with this wagon
Good to see you oh my god trips and fuck that
cool yeah I believe it's it's time chat it's time
comma looking for some landbends looking over the lush fields wait a minute
that chat is kind of important I think it might be to get fields so you get
sheep so you get upgrade for your armor hold up it should be quick it should be
very quick it's right it's literally right here
No doing camp quest is not sidetracked because it's crucial timing couldn't be better
I prefer the swords for now. Whoops. I was just thinking of setting up a ranch here
The soil's moist and the refreshing breeze blows past
It couldn't be more perfect
Second guessing I'll start right away. I'll handle it
What
Hmm, yes.
What?
Head down to the lower pasture and lend a hand.
And while you're there, talk to the ranch owner.
Find out if any diseases have spread among the livestock
and were precautions to take when tending them.
Okay, proceed with the mill commission. Oh, yeah, uh the ranch this is one of those
You don't need to do anything. It's just you got to send people there. That's it
Milk
The milk mission act bloom wood the ranch, okay
blue moon with a ranch happens to be over what what am I blind wait it's not
marked on the map okay blue moon with a ranch it can't be that hard to find is
not that far away surely
Oh, helmet guys quicker. Okay. Sure. There's a lot to consider for just in time. Yeah,
I'll go to the dispatcher. It's so much easier. I've always believed that a good night's
sweet brings the best results. I wouldn't know. I've been sleepless for the last seven
days. I want to build a proper bed. I heard there's a scholar at the Scholaston Institute
who studies the structure of beds.
It may look simple, but crafting a truly comfortable bed
takes skill.
Could you visit the Institute and learn the secret
to making one?
of
a
what do you think
what
I don't think plenty of sun the others what they think too first things finding
out what grows well around here there's a big farm not far from here you should
Go off your house. You're the thing or two while you're at it
Do you case then there's
This is also a mission. I guess yeah, these missions are so easy. You don't have to do anything
They will finish themselves as I'm doing the main story funny way saying hello
I was waiting for you I
Think I can cancel this mission now or I
I think I can cancel like all missions now.
I'm flushing these missions.
Okay.
So the milk.
Milk.
The bloomwood ranch, this was milk, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna milk here.
So we send someone that's good with this, top guy was, Ashton's really good as a handler.
Um...
Colton's good, but it doesn't give you any more bonus if you do that, right?
like Fritz, Evelyn, fucking...
Oh, dude.
Comrade plus 40%.
Oh, and then you gotta donate to Church for the other one.
Okay.
Let's see.
That's the dog alarm right there.
Let's just send them.
Let's go.
Nice.
They're milking.
Uh, and then the starting, the mission.
Strength.
Oh, we'll always be ready.
Then we have this one.
And now these are just gonna finish themselves.
Let's proceed with the apple picking mission at Glenbright Farm.
Glenbright Farm.
Looking for someone with speed.
Glenbright Farm.
Glenbright.
Here.
Nice.
Apple Harvesting of Frutadjus.
farming
Farming whatever doesn't really matter Balder and Laurence can go fucking Kenneth
Cool, I wonder if I can do that house building mission I found now
Which it was like restoration all the way to the right of the game
It was all the way over here in this city
There is this. You have to construct something here.
And I think you need to send 10 people.
Which, I think I have.
Well, even with- with, yeah.
House construction.
LOOOOOOK!
Oh yeah, we got enough.
Alright.
8 to 10 people you gotta send.
So I'm just gonna do it.
Fuck it.
you guys fix this all right there you go holy shit that was 8,000 money we gotta
get some money after this now you can go back to the abyss puzzling can be just
gonna be done we're not abyss puzzling I'm going to the ball for him I'm
letting the dog out and then we're doing chapter six and seven in the game
Well, ironically, we are.
So let me just do that.
It's so funny when he's been laying on one side sleeping and then when he lifts his face,
it's just one side is up
glad you're here
He's being a stubborn sheba.
Go sheep.
Come, come.
Look at this.
Come here.
Come here.
Yeah, shot pressure!
Good to see you.
Oh, my dear.
He's no Tormir.
Glad you're here.
I
I've been waiting for you.
Always a pleasure.
In here on the beach.
Oh, what is that?
Appreciate it. It is time Chad. Let's go
Man of my word. I told you I would do the main story
Chapter six news. All right
He is oh, yeah, that's the main guy in the main city
Maybe I should make a new gold bar first
Moons give X 47
After a year of unemployment, I finally got a job at a vegan farm and I'm responsible
for the milk related stuff, happy to get work but it's rough, do you have any idea how small
almond nipples are?
Uh, no idea, Scalopaw, but I'm happy for ya.
What did I need to upgrade this sword?
Oh yeah, I could upgrade it, but I don't really need to right now.
I did it in the old past, Cavizier.
I did.
That was a joke.
I don't get it.
Oh, the gold bar might have respawned.
Get a new armor?
Yeah, I would, but we need to kind of like push the main store so we get to like some
other areas.
I heard the black bears are practically at our doorstep.
Ah, there you are.
I heard you've found one of my comrades.
His grace is waiting, shall we?
I shall take my leave, your grace.
Aye.
My lord, carry on.
Your Grace, I've brought the Greymane that you'll behest.
As I said, he is a man of great courage, second to none.
I've heard much about you.
Your name echoes throughout Hernand.
Tales of the Greymane who stood fearless against the rogues that plagued us.
We owe you a great deal.
I only did what had to be done.
Humble, Dubuque.
Much like Stefan Lanford in his younger days.
I have always wanted to spend the courage required
to fight without hesitation.
I hear you're well acquainted with him, yeah?
We go back a long way.
Both Markey Lanford and the comrade of yours are in grave danger.
What do you mean by that?
There's a word of a grey mane wielding an axe, aiding Calphair.
For you see, that's where the black bears have set their sights on next.
If you lend your sword, they'll certainly fail in their aim.
Arden has gone ahead, so go seek him out.
He will assist you.
Unka, better hurry.
Press triangle on the camp on the map, will we?
There's a mission to expand the base.
I've arranged for a guide to get you safely into Cal Fade.
Find him at the beacon.
All right, sure.
My armor looks insanely good. Insanely good.
Don't forget to install Garf Kart for the weekly Friday night Garf Kart session with Ella Garfield jam
Do not listen to him. It will make your weekend worse
this chapter six
We will get some new armor eventually though, we will.
will be some nice progression all good holy I didn't know either
don't chat told me I was wondering how do you expand the camp really on big 75
Thank you, bro
High-loon contribution armor
Wait, is that the red one from the way is that the desert? I think I've been there
I think I saw it it looked pretty good if it was the red one
I hope he doesn't spell trouble for us, and I know you're worrying about it.
I'm not bullying my cliff.
Any word from Marshall Middler?
None.
Not since he left for Calphate. I just hope nothing's happened to him.
I'll watch the horses. Let me know when he arrives.
Make ready at once.
Go on.
Situations grow in crave.
I'm looking for a guide.
Ah, Greymane, you're here.
I hear you're headed for Calphate.
Aye.
We're controlling the road, so you need an escort.
Does it look like I need an escort?
no dander no no
his great soldiers for your safe passage you've been briefed on the state
Calphate yes I know something I have to do there well then as you know Calphate
is currently at war the sudden coup stage by captain Cassius Morton has caused the
types of battle to shift if not for the might of Marquis Lanford Calphe would have already
fought Black Bear bastards.
Stefan Lanford is alive.
Steffan.
Oh boy I couldn't say for sure but if Calphe stands I'd wager he yet lives serving
at the beating tower we hear more news of the north the most when word reached
us of pay looms fate we tightened our defenses at once and when Markey
Lanford caught wind of the black bears atrocities his eyes were a
go faster vengeance our lands were close before those bastards came along
I have no idea what the marquee intended to do but Cassius Morton's
took us all by surprise. Like a blade in the dark.
because I'm in the forest Ludango yeah is the worst part for bitrate
really i'll make 75 big daddy p thanks 32 boonskates 47
yeah when i get to like the desert you'll see it'll look different it's because everything all the
leaves and shit is moving so it looks awful
What devilry and an attack by beasts?
No, this was no beasts doing it.
This looked for clues.
And it's not usually this bull.
I'm on Earth.
Who is this?
I
Don't steal my kills
We'll be waiting for us
Yeah
It's lightning element so they've made it this far
We need to get a new armor man. We do
is
something from the desert will be cool
The controls? They take a while to get used to.
But they're alright, to be honest.
Did this quest just fucking break because of those random bandits?
Oh no, they're moving. Good.
Okay it's your turn to move buddy. Come on.
I'm not gonna free, okay, fine, I'll free the prisoners.
Brother of man, don't be broken, please.
Does he teleport?
I can't even go quicker than this.
Nice bit right here.
You lost the way because target is too f-
Is my horse like hurt or something? Why can't I go quicker than this?
I
Did his new
Healing punch
We've already escaped danger ourselves, seeing us adventured into Hernandian territory.
So we live it this far.
The situation is far graver than we anticipated.
I worry for our citizens who couldn't make it out.
We should make haste.
Game's tight.
His grace may not yet be fully aware of the situation.
I'll head back to the castle and report on this matter
Run the Marshall should be at the encampment over there
There's like lead bandits or something I must hurry and report back fortune to you
Yoink!
Land 15 counterattacks with a spear.
The stories of our- oh you actually haven't missed anything in the last two days Fisherman's
I just started doing the story again.
The Ops weren't in our favor to begin with and now there's a mutiny within
There's a high chance the enemy will take the castle
If Marquis Landford falls then the entirety of her man will be in danger
We've lost another outpost to the Blackbears
No
Understood
Had one of my men is on the front lines
indeed my scouts say he's fighting the keep
Now they expect nothing less
Marshall
Everything is prepared
Good work
I'm listening your Conrad is likely holding out in the keep with the marquee. I've got to get to
I believe so I'm I am suicide will have to cut through occupied strong points
where enemy forces are thickest if you must go now first visit the watch post
to assess the situation captain cap we've been waiting for you we need
I don't know Buffalo. Probably get out of the forest parts first
The battlefield awaits gray mane. Oh, I hope you know I'd rather you didn't go but
Seeing as it's you I know you'll go anyway
I
Head to the watch post my man will be waiting
I'm 1440 peas and on that I'm on the ultra setting and I'm not using any the less or the law
All right go to the battlefield
Sure can
of
all ship
john a dungeon man things 61 mad and women's 33
the castle. I have a request. Follow the scouting horseback. More horse follow. Alright.
Always the Mazingke. Always.
It means a great deal to have your help, Greyneigh. We tried our best to defend the outposts.
We couldn't hold off the enemy assault on our own.
That's a five minute old count.
There are taxes scattered in our forces.
Hey, yeah.
We can't set up a line of defense.
Much less a counter-attack.
Run.
First things first, we need to get those out and post back.
We don't talk about the kick-back club here.
We've got some banners, our men will rally to.
All right, you're meant to be thrilled to fire at me.
It'll do wonders for morale.
Go, yeah.
Onion morale, thanks, 51, man.
Oh, better, Tyre.
I'll fix this shit, trust.
Another hit.
I guess I didn't follow him on other areas and I was up to kick cat club.
Can you try raising it?
Is everything it looks like nature's grass, bro.
It'll give our men the courage they need to fight on.
That's where it's really fucked.
So.
I'm just like that.
We're camping on you.
The bomb came.
Raise the banner.
Alright.
Now we go.
It's time.
Oh, you're a bad guy too.
You're a bad guy, too.
Zoom!
Coming through!
mission may come all we should be fine
just go for the bet
I
you give six mustn't advance poor sad I mean some of the gate takes for the 98
dude where's the banner
What do you mean passing through?
I'm looking for the banner holy shit I got the wrong food on no wonder I'm not
healing anything holy shit Jesus Christ
time for bit rate killing
I don't know what I'm doing.
Banner banner banner banner banner banner banner.
Not enough space to lift higher.
Give me a loooong!
My stamina.
Longed.
Yes.
No, no, no.
Longed.
Yes.
All right, next.
Don't drop it down that crack.
Coe got it stuck down there.
That's funny
I see the banner
Okay, can I get the banner?
yes
yes
yeah
of
the
ship is better for away
Yes, done.
Oh, no, what?
Kill them all?
Speed with the soldiers, okay.
Every 30 minutes is an entirely different game.
Yeah, pretty much.
There's a wave going here somewhere there.
in my camera classic
I think this game sick and you get a lot of hours out of it.
Hi, T.O.
I can punch him!
Find the soldier in need of help.
They're probably just flying there, whatever.
Alright, come do my punch!
This story yeah, yeah
I'm here
I'm here.
I
Horse horse horse, I call him juice horse all right cover me I'm going
I'm not sure that's such a hot take. I haven't played as a screen shadows. I think it looks
pretty cool. But I doubt it's a hot take.
Come on.
I've got one of your wounded turner I can't thank you enough right let's game
with bands but there's no left oh shit just make it work like understood very
main where are you a debt yeah it's not much but we'd like to help we've
set up small camps throughout the battlefield just like this one we can
help you reach supply there so please stop by anytime I mean I could just clear
them all you know destroy the enemy supply wagons now all right the
supplies have been prepared
wait take these supplies catch your breath
your horses good to go Solomon's time upon you
Oh, this looks crazy night time.
Yeah, I'm gonna park you in this bush here
Holy shit there's a bell here
Oh
Good wrestling
Oh
No, let me save this kid first
I guess not yeah it's gotta be oh my god my health Jesus all right
yeah I gotta give back after that you're welcome sites I just spent some more
fucking black bears there seems to be no end to them they keep coming I will be
an overrun by the bastards now we've got rid of their supplies we should target
the fort I know that this mission is sick I like this but their numbers are too
great it will be difficult with our forces alone destroying their strongholds
is almost impossible they stationed their men at every bloody outpost if
fully marquee lamp for Maria well he's not but with a gray mane suffice you'll
help us brilliant with you on our side we've got real chance yeah
get on with it horse
lots of pts the new announcement on Monday
have a plate old platform called Captain Claw oh yeah the pirate cat yeah
When I was a kid I played it
Yeah, my time's very dark in this game like black desert online apparently
Oh, I love it Thorlar, I'm loving this game pushing the story a bit now
Oh
Yo
Nice timing you lend us a hand well, I 100% this game. No, I don't think so
Come on, Cliff, you're way stronger than that.
For the record, we're all done.
Thank you.
You're amazing.
My work, you look as good as new.
For the record, I have 55 hours in this game, I have 2 achievements.
Fire!
Yes, I complete all the challenges, yeah.
Which takes a while.
Awww.
Wait, is the tower over here?
Oh, is this the tower?
Man, shit, that's the...
Grime? Thank you, bro.
Now that was a tower I got fooled
This looks amazing in my time there we go
Sweetish aim
I'll push up some hot iron down that throat.
Alright.
Use the whistling arrow near artillery batteries to request fire support from allies.
You press left on the D-pad to navigate to the arrow tab to equip the whistling arrow.
When it's fired within the support range shown on the map, an artillery strike will hit the exact spot where the arrow lands.
Use this to destroy enemy facilities or eliminate large swathes of enemies to gain the upper hand.
Okay.
You can get it from the supplied defaults.
Oh, arrow. A whistling arrow. I see.
I just thought it was a whistle.
What up, Corgi?
How dare you abandon our comrade! Fuck! I didn't abandon him!
What up, Corgi?
I just missed all I hear.
Did I miss his reach?
Ask him, what's wrong with this pair?
We have a situation.
One of our men was nabbed by black bears.
It more like left for dead.
I told you it was an ambush.
Oh, that's a convenient excuse, Aris.
I'm telling the truth.
It's only a C6.
I told you we don't stand a chance on her own and how are we supposed to fight that monster?
Well, who do you believe? Go on.
We'll go for you, strutties.
I'm the only one being realistic.
My apologies.
It's alright.
Nobody was in their right mind.
I'll handle it.
Hold your position.
Of course I'll handle it, like everything else.
That's a lot of red dots.
I want to try this if I can see what's happening if I can
Where's my whistle? Oh my god, this guy's Goomba so-
AHHHHHHHHH!
Come fucking see your move!
Whistling. Give me- I have whistling, yeah.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Cool.
Uh-oh.
Okay, whistling errors is cool.
But this will be easier if I just bristle everybody at the same time instead.
Oh, fuck!
I'll grind it to death!
Oh fuck!
Enough is shit again!
Fucking hell!
Looking tired, fucka.
Looking tired, fucka.
And yeah, my time for the offensive.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
I
Where is it?
of the
Am I happy BTS is back? Is that like a Kpop name?
They've breached that defense using some strange weaponry.
Don't worry about me, worry.
Can you unequip the shield from your back?
Because even if you do this, it's still there.
Destroy the battle weapons, let's go.
Yeah, you calm.
That's kind of unfortunate.
It would have been cool if you could.
There's a mold.
Okay.
The lightning, that's my gloves.
Oh, these guys are just chillin' here.
Alright.
Could I ever play For Honor?
Oh, maybe just like a little bit.
Holy shit!
What is this?
Okay, that's one.
Where's the others?
There's four more
There's another one I see one
you
too
So hard to see them in the dark
I hear one I think. Yeah I hear.
Three.
the
cold sea ship
for
One more out in the dark somewhere.
This is chapter 6.
Yeah, it's epic.
Could you be around here?
No, it's not open enough.
Oh yeah, I can turn off the lantern.
That helps, right?
Thank you.
Yeah, that helps.
Lantern makes it way darker.
I see it.
Fine.
Okay, defeat the enemies surrounding the Otter Bayley, okay, that's 300 meters away.
I'm hiding in the hay!
Hey, hey, hey!
From the top rope!
Aw, you weren't an enemy, right?
Yeah, this mission looks sick during nighttime.
2% left, yeah but it's part of this too isn't it?
Oh my god, let's just go to the objective we're going to get it.
Yeah, I'm stuck on that. Yeah. Yeah. I want to try this. Leave me alone. Fuck sake.
Triangle square square class
Well, that was not worth it, but it looked cool
Now, f**k!
I'm Batman!
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
of
I guess we just clear them like it says
I need more enemies a lot more need a lot more enemies I should just clear the ones in
the field there's like no enemies up here everyone's dead
Okay, I don't have time for this really
30% 26 we've got plenty of dudes here
0.5 oh you can't grab them up horses
Win! Boom!
I'm at like 55 hours.
55 is a lot. In this game...
But I was just there!
Advance to the castle.
Well, yeah.
I got the big sword.
It's very strong.
Give me info.
Give me info.
Fucking lunatic!
What do you think you're doing?
Oh, it's like going in while I'm still feeling generous!
Okay, we got some info.
No, the fortress
All right, well
Peco the Gecko thanks to your anniversary map mmm and Wiltshaw thanks 31 and cute as ducks thinks in the 15
It was a sword, it's a Sirion's long sword and I have his regular sword too.
I'm surprised his long sword wasn't goldy, I thought it would be.
Coming through.
There he is.
Oh, okay.
Trimson, shit.
Stefan he's trying to take it back
Won't be easy
Head for the castle when you're done here
All right, this guy's definitely the third playable character. Yeah, cuz he's using great axes
Ow
of
them is a beast
of
Nice. I'll take care of the traitor. All right. I'll protect my men beyond the wall.
You have even a single idea where you are.
Hmm nice shoulder pads bozo. You're a hard one to kill
great mate
Still aiding that lout stephen lampford
That miss is your hand
I
Returns a battlefield
I'll take your head to the Grand General myself!
Oh
Very nice
How's a sharp eye shield
This was a sick chapter I love this chapter
It's over then, mostly.
That was the last of them.
Well done.
All right.
It was a hard one.
Lord, a message.
The remaining enemy forces are fleeing north.
We'll hunt them down.
Cliff, on behalf of the shields,
Light the beacon of victory and then we'll set it down. Let's have a drink
I'll escort you to the beacon
We need a new armor man fucking hell
Still doesn't feel real
I feel the game is worth its price currently. Still lots of hate for it. Oh, yeah, I think so
I got a shield. Yeah, but his shield is fucking me mungus though shield the betrayal. Wow
It's not even it doesn't even touch my shield man
No stag lord is the shit I love this shield
the beacons a little far out we better ride that come on
for me you couldn't move your camera use any buttons over the cutscene I have to
find a beacon tower and move there with locked camera on foot oh my god yeah
I didn't get- I didn't have it for me, though.
I'm excited to get new armor, but I'm doing chapters six and seven firsts.
Chapters- both of those chapters will be done today.
It's been sick, Jackal. Game is fucking sick, to be honest. Yeah, thanks to that 102.
steel clashing on steel arrows whistling past artillery shells bursting all of it's still
ringing in my ears all the screams and the cries of my comrades I pray that no one ever
has to hear such sounds again what up corpse maker her name is blessed the day you appeared
in its gates. And Solomon's hand must have guided you to us. If you don't mind me asking,
will you be staying in Calvate? With my comrades returned this time I set out again.
Ah, a shame. It was an honor to fight beside you. You'll be hunting the Black Bears now
then? If anyone can take them, it's the Grey Beans.
Yeah, I am. Hold on us, should you ever need our aid.
Thanks
Looks like we're almost there
Yeah, the snowy mouth is how's that like the edgy death armor, but I'm not too interested in it
Is that it can you stop walking me?
Nice they're done sick. Oh my god, we have like no camp funds Jesus we have 22
Okay, was he supposed to keep going?
Oops.
Is it decent about impossible softlocks?
After past chapter six?
Okay, yeah, I'll just save a bit more.
Wait for him, he might blink and TP up the hill.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
This ain't the tower, right?
No.
Boy, I game sick, man.
I remember the bell I do.
I like that we got to do like half of it in like daytime, half of it in like nighttime, and now it's morning again.
Morning of victory.
There it is.
Yup.
Horse Armor?
I just bought it after building my rip in the first town you can buy one
I will now proceed to light the fire or hang on the wall
Is there like a special torch or something?
Fuck it we'll go out with a bang
We'll go out with a bang
I didn't work right
Okay, it's locked with a torch or something, I guess.
Turn off.
Turn off.
Any specific story torch down here?
Turn off.
Oh, I don't know all of him.
That's why.
Now I can probably do it. Now I can do it. I have to go back for a split second.
No, it's not the arrow. I had to go back to him just to like finish off the non-existent combo.
That's games crazy this game's fucking crazy that was so sick that was the best story mission so far
You like the game big man recommended by yes caulk a brother
So it's a yes
Speak with your comrades return home. Oh first the bell
Seven
I
Name of the cute robot platformer played a while ago
Why can't I do that
Okay, oh you mean asked for a bot maybe yeah
Yeah, I got Bramston I have this sword
why doesn't it work anymore am I crazy oh whatever
Oh, maybe because of City, maybe.
True.
You snap tree?
No.
I mean, you can break the trees, but not snapping with that, but I've done.
When Horus review ah shit true
Tons
I think the others could be close.
Make sure to find all my friends, too!
What did I need to make another gold bar now again?
I was missing some, oh, silver ore, right?
Is there a little chest arena?
Yeah, silver ore.
I wanna get some silver ore.
I have it marked on the map somewhere.
because then I can't invest two gold bars make some of the nearer I see there's an opening
on the other side and have so much stamina now it's so nice
shield of conviction another one on the other one was he called conviction I'm not sure
was how do you craft gold bars by the
witches priest I need to buy holy water
rest easy beneath Solomon's get Solomon
is watching thank you I'm here for any
who seek Solomon really can't have been
there I think I have that silver note
unlocked I'm gonna go get it real
quick. I've had this Helmetsons forever. We're gonna get new armor, but I want to finish Chapter
7 also. I have Leon to see. Holy water? Holy water is needed for platinum I think it was, or something.
I know steel bells the bells are for like the shy faction you save the girls and you
You can do quests there to increase the research or whatever.
Oh that was the mercury pool, that could have, well I mean mercury pool is good though except
it's not refilled maybe it doesn't I have a lot of silver deposits man do they
not show all they do if you really zoom in you can see oh shit what is this
witch you there's a witch here the witch of kindness and there's the witch of
strength
Oh environments better okay the witches are like super important
Oh, but this is the one that was on the lake or maybe not
Oh
Clearly not
Wait, are you okay?
I'll help you
Or not
You'll sub if I go to her right now. Okay Leon. Well, she's right here. I'm so cold. I think it's her maybe not maybe
Thank you
Such a gentle warmth far warmer than I had expected
Thanks in three hybrid what class I'm playing video. I only played video for like eight hours
But I played um like a big guy with like two axes or whatever
You're welcome to visit me anytime
Okay yeah. She didn't look like, okay. Well we have a waypoint here. I'm at the end of chapter 6.
And now I got sidetracked. To be honest the witches aren't sidetracked, they're like main stuff.
To be honest. Like honestly, honestly.
They're like muy importante.
Hoy hoy.
Well now.
Oh now she looks different.
An interesting guest appears.
up
hey you need something in particular
oh you learn how to craft swift here and
the sense I don't know that's climb
speed and that's attack speed yeah man
I'm so fucking poor we got to make that
gold bar and starting misting
I was expecting you.
No attack power or anything.
Yeah, I need some silverware and then I can make a gold bar because I have the rest.
I was expecting leaving me already.
No
If it's cold outside well, you may warm yourself a little before you go I'd hate to be responsible for you catching a chill
Well, since you're here anyway, you might indulge me a favor
Would you help restore the sanctuaries? Oh more sanctuaries?
That's not what I got my brain for, I mean.
I have a winch, after all.
Well, sanctuary.
I dislike my sanctuaries being in ruins.
You're strong, capable.
No need to feign reluctance.
Of course, you could refuse.
Then order collapses, the abyss spells over,
and the world falls apart.
So, perhaps don't be difficult and go have a look?
A look?
Gamble on the three-hundred silver tables? Yeah, but those gambas, I don't know how to play them.
Antler tea? That fits me.
Cool.
Yeah, she also wants to clear four Sanctums. Yeah
But we're not doing that yet we have another witch to find
The witch of strength right here
Wait she's
Wait, where is this you gosh color? Oh, it's in the Crimson Desert. Yeah. Yeah. I've been here
Okay, that's cool. Let's do that.
Hey, you!
I checked her shop, yeah, I did. She has attack speed.
Amir, thanks 30!
Oh, Leo, thanks 47, yo! Mania, word man!
I respect that, thank you. And Jaws, thanks 55. And Amir, again, thanks 30.
I
These lizards are so damn slow, I swear. I hear you are now
Every grain tells a story you've got a real keen eye
You do have some stuff here. This is rare to find all by these two even though I'm poor
I'm very poor.
Don't judge your stern bites. Glad to have met you. Take care.
No, Brenda. I think only like, horses might be, like, permanent.
Alright, we're just getting this witch here and then we're finishing off Chapter 6, starting
Chapter 7. Yeah, I'm carrying those trophies. You sell them for a lot.
Wait, bird! Come here!
A mesita.
Are you a witch?
Here you go.
Where does she live though?
Very far away from here.
Okay.
Hmm.
Yay, I'll have to learn the gamble.
I mean it doesn't seem that hard.
What your doggy?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
He ran off while we were playing fetch and he hasn't come back.
Is this a scam?
This is a scam.
This has to be a scam.
Yeah, okay.
Okay!
Okay.
This game seems like an MMO, well it was supposed to be a prequel to Black Desert Online I think.
But then they changed it.
Which is cool actually.
I'm not sure this studio has ever made like a single player game.
Maybe they've only made BDO.
I don't know.
is their first single player out look at this I'm gonna lose yeah okay
So many weeks, but so much faster.
You fucked up, man.
Oh my god, this guy is going...
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
What's trippin'?
Okay, well, um, are you my- are you helping me or what's going on?
I don't think she died!
That's not a dog.
Well, I'm all right.
All right, go into the witch, finishing chapter six.
You've fought like a milkmaid.
Elephant!
Scam the left, yeah, true.
What up, Red Rom?
Apparently it's rare, Shivalab, check them.
Oh wait, it's behind here, let's not climb up there, it should be, yeah, it's like behind the mountain.
I see your Benavar. Tips for a newbie in this game?
Oh shit, this is Azurite.
I
Do stop mounting the fucking horde
You're going to lose a bulging copper, nice.
Should be silver though.
Yeah, tips for a newbie. I don't know man, just do one thing at a time really.
This game's got a lot of stuff to it.
Upgrade your camp. That's good.
Oh speaking of camp, well I'm going back there for the finishing chapter 6 anyways.
I need to send them so they make more money because we have no money in the camp.
I forgot to actually loot it yep
Let's go oh
Yeah, always buy the bags bases in shops. That's how you increase your inventory
T-Burnex44?
When puzzle? No, no, no, no. We're doing ch- we're getting this witch and then we have
chapter six. Ah, done.
That's a waypoint. Yeah, there's an end to this game. Yeah, there's a story.
When side equal tracks, uh, no we're gonna finish chapter six and chapter seven.
And then like doing the witch quest is like that's basically main.
so important. I haven't done the factory puzzle, no.
it's never gonna happen
what
this one moving for them to grab
Since it's Friday, can we listen to some Katy Perry?
No.
Darkor is kind of a banger though.
When will I go to space like Katy Perry? Oh yeah, she did, right?
of
the
of
the
How long is the Friday night today?
I always start my Friday streams with Friday night.
I've been doing it for years.
What's my favorite podcast at the moment if I have one I don't really listen to podcasts
no I don't have one.
I won't bat, I've already got one though.
Knows need him, they can't eat that.
No, never.
Oh, she lives up there?
Jesus Christ.
Was there a waypoint? Oh yeah there it is.
What? Oh, yeah, you'll just go.
Yeah. Sure, bruv.
I'm gonna get new gear but first we're finishing chapter six and see you at the
No
No.
hmm
Yeah, I have stab 3 just don't use it
What an annoying place to live in.
I'm live this weekend, yeah, Tuesday I'm gone.
I'm here!
I'm gonna steal your shit first.
Fuck it's above.
Fuck you now.
Yo!
Fuck, the recipe was below me.
Yeah, what up?
Take your time looking around what I rest the ad what do you sell gear blueprint destruction all that's attack level one
That's very good
999 cuckoo communicative pack blueprint
The fuck oh
There's critical rate to
I am I have 11 silver to my name. It's so over. What is it you desire from a witch?
Oh yeah, this gold's already can sell. Okay, I'm rich again. Fuck yeah, I always have a gold bar.
I'm mega rich again.
Oh, guard stamina cost. That's tight. That's tight. I like it.
The fuck, Black Bear gas mask? Oh, brimstone immunity and Black Bear disguise.
Hey, that's cool.
I guess I could sell these trophies. They're just collectibles.
That's another like 92 silver right there, and we're insanely rich again.
Okay, that's good.
My wares, see to it, you return alo-
Fuck.
No one asked?
I gotta get the bell again hold up
and
I'm always losing 88 K out of gum gum me things for anniversary show Yoshi. I showed him earlier when I try to get him out
out. I've come up with a new recipe.
great corgi nice now we could crap the
shit out of these what is it you desire
from a witch very nice we got this now
you need a best-selling garnet and what
was that oh some kind of orange barred
sulfur butterfly okay I can kind of
figure out where to get that oh it's
It's the same for Crit Rate, okay, nice.
Alright, let's talk to her and then we'll go back to camp.
I got a few trips in the air.
The sanctuaries in my domain for other sanctuaries, I guess or three maybe
I love pushing my burdens on others, but this is one thing I cannot do myself. I
Wouldn't trust this to a less capable soul
So I am asking this favor of you
all good that's cool no sanctum time no back to camp time Yoshi where is I all
I didn't get sidetracked, I just found two new witches.
That does not count as a sidetrack.
I can't make quality goods with these.
Welcome back.
There's a small favor I need from you.
I've been paying more than fair prices for my materials, but the quality is just too
poor.
They go through too many hands before they reach us and they spoil along the way.
Now that the camps grow, I think it's time we traded
Directly with a merchant. Yeah
Could you visit the gold leaves and see if we can purchase materials straight from one of them send missions?
Oh, and if you can secure a deal that guarantees us a steady supply
Make a trade offer yeah, but I'm here to finish the main to vest
Which it just did for me. All right, but it's still again
What a surprise.
Another ball.
All right.
See, I've been thinking.
We stumped the bears in Calfay, right?
We want it when we check my car land next.
Yeah. Thanks.
Cliff!
You'll arrive later than I expected.
Oh!
Finally!
Get your ass over here.
Have a seat.
Grab a bowl of stew.
Take the weight off.
Go on.
Any news appealing?
The jackals are stroking around like they own the place.
place. Not the black bears. No, those bad cunts and the victor on the plate.
Let's make finally grow some balls. Good. I've been eating something to cross
when I get to him. Right. I'll contact him. Pailin wants to meet where the
shrine. Where else? Hey, big guy. You're going to see you here. Sit down.
You're in for a treat. Same stew as always.
You've earned a peaceful meal.
Everyone's finally back.
Time to meet some old faces and settle old scores.
Music to my ears.
You too, Ed, for begging.
I'll meet the informant at the shrine and join you after.
Dwayne, you never stop making that stew.
I'm coming on ya. Those jackals are dead. I'm coming too. No, you're going with an hour. Just let me fight!
I know until you've cleaned that bowl.
Fine, fine. I'll be toss master.
Chapter 7. Homecoming.
Not enough items, okay.
I
Yeah, but but but I we need to make money in the camp we have we have 22 copper
for the camp just just chill a bit all right I call no he's right here but I'm
quistlocked right now was keeping you
All right, guess we do that then Ludwig never trusted that bastard once I was always causing
I haven't been sidetracked at all. Last two hours was finishing chapter six, kind of.
Jackals. Black bears. Hello, you can end by my plea.
We're almost there, man. Hey, uh, just no smoke.
I am never sidetracked. What?
in your roadblock
Why the ancestors? Don't kill me the black bear struck bossed
Oh shit, look around, see what you can find out
I'll let the others know
This is main story is chapter seven actually
It is dark suck yeah dude
The Jackals on the Ludwig's command have seized control of the Pailun region.
Intel confirms that a faction in Bagan is currently preparing a counter-offensive.
We need to establish contact with them to get an accurate read on the situation.
It's critical to note that there have been multiple reports of Pailunese residents
being forcibly taken to an undisclosed location.
The area is under heavy surveillance by both the jackals and the black bears.
Crispy critters.
Oh, I'm not even tracking this quest. I was like, what am I supposed to cleanse here?
Yeah.
This is Chapter 7.
But we gotta go back to camp before we go here because...
Oh, there's one of them Sanctums? Yeah.
I mean, we're close to it. We could do this right now.
Interrel, I think 7 by the way.
Moonsie 8 to 400, drill 6, thinks it's 93.
This is a witch quest which quest don't count as sidetrack real
What is this email go up mine ago
I don't believe our forend will be soon.
I don't think so, uh...
alright
exactly exactly back to asylum where are you alive
stop it all these guys
The flying dudes are so annoying.
of
the
The way they just disintegrate.
The dick is showing the rest.
I'm going to get you.
Anyone else?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
equals thing cookies things the 105 okay and I'm just vanished away is the
weapon worth the effort yes all of it all right what secrets linger here these
areas have such insane secrets
Let's go!
Really suck at coolings!
Okay, we got out.
You can't be, thanks for the, what?
Thanks for the 30.
What?
What?
That is so mean.
I can't move. I'm stuck.
It will teleport you out.
It will?
Help me please.
I don't want to teleport out again.
I guess I have to.
Yeah, they're supposed to like kill you, but my health pool's too high, I guess.
More math?
Uh, okay.
Uh, looks like this.
What is that?
Oh, that's the main mission.
Okay
Ah come on hello, thanks 34
All right, we'll go again.
Frost cursed plate cloak ice level five hey that's actually not bad at all
that's actually a really good cloak can you not refine it it doesn't seem like
you can actually refine it it doesn't have any refined levels wait no no no
What is this bullshit?
Why is the are you are you fucking kidding me?
Burn it I tried well I try when I was standing on them
Oh cursed items can't be refined I guess I gotta teleport out again jump over it I'm
I'm gonna die.
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
Propulsion factory? Oh, yeah, I spent two hours there physical trying to solve it only to realize you can't solve it unless you have the quest
It was great
Yo, Joss is from Sweden. Thanks the water for a man. Thank you
No, the feeling physical.
the feeling. How do you keep track of which point of interest is explored? Ah, you don't.
Okay, I know where the piece is. I saw it. The piece is over there.
Our marker's infinite. Oh, then you can mark them, yeah.
of
Ah!
Lava door?
Oh.
Not the lava door.
The lava door wasn't me, I guess, as hell.
What the hell's going on here?
Shit's breaking.
Oh, this is a witch quest.
They're basically maim, you know?
Ratham-nickel, thanks for the 5-year anniversary, dude. Thank you.
How do we get in here?
Is that a secret?
No.
There's a hole.
I'm a chapter 7 and best fiddle Asia thanks 49 and I don't think 37 roll
Ah
Am I going to the USA to watch the World Cup?
No.
There must be a way in here.
I don't know what to do with this.
It's just a couple.
Is that just a sunlight or what is that?
I
Yeah
I'm stuck in a kid's game unless why is everything just breaking
one line goes into the hole but there's nothing there well what about some random
mass line here what is this area
Did I kill the fireball sword? Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Valor quest level's done a while ago.
There's no way into this. I don't see any...
Yeah
What?
Ah, there we go.
No both friends don't do anything.
It's solved already.
The Master Puzzle Solver is added again.
My thanks for bringing this sanctum back to life.
Once, the Abyss's power moved freely through this world.
I speak of a time long past.
Not everyone who drew upon its strength was cruel.
The folly of a few harmed the many I ask you to help make sure such a fate never returns
Neath
Cuckoo lightning resistant armor I just got a blueprints
Cuckoo
Shine a life on the sanctum
I mean this damn
Why
Yeah, it's some kind of puzzle, but holding it or just tapping it doesn't do anything
difference. Yeah, XO. Maybe there's another one.
Is this troll?
I can't go further than this.
And if I tap it, it doesn't...
What is this?
What?
Any knowers of the knowing?
No, it doesn't matter how long or little I shine, it only goes a certain distance.
He just stops right there.
Nothing. Nothing.
I haven't tried B.I.B. now.
I can't move the upper crystal.
I can't do anything.
Oh
Okay, I get it.
It's oddly precise.
God warm music puzzle.
That's a classic.
That's a classic.
What the hell?
Core of expiration.
Is that like a material or something?
Socks are core of the power device's sanctum of expiration.
This vital component can only be salvaged once the fusion reactor sensor is locked into
specific resonance.
It serves as the essential bedrock for stabilizing and channeling the sanctum's volatile energy
reserves.
I won't sell it.
A firemine store, Chapter 7.
Yeah, it might be like a Sky Puzzle thing.
Oh, this was the first thing to my dead.
Did it get at like 17?
Yippee.
Normally it kind of says when it's material for crafting.
It's like unstable power or something.
I might be able to swap characters I can wait now.
True.
I haven't managed to capture a fish with the fish.
catch some fresh fish for me I haven't managed to catch capture a fish with the
fishing in this game looking for anyone specific
Would he protection you'll that's one I only have one
You ever you need just tell me the name camp won't be poor much longer. All right
We're good
Now what oh, yeah
Blazing fire
I was invited to a party by 11 single women, but I steadfastly refused
I told them LR is going to complete the story chapters today without any sidestruck
I can't miss that dot dot one some I'd love to hear about your adventure
Thanks, it's Mel. Hey, we did chapter six now about star chapter seven right?
Oh
Oh yeah, I was looking for silver or kind of forgot about that. Yeah. Oh my god. No, I do.
Hey, you. I'm gooning thanks for the info and thanks to the 22. A blazing fire is the
secret to a fine weapon yeah that's tight dude gets plus three attack other name
was Imgo owning oh yeah shit my bad
iron ore and bloodstone I don't have too much bloodstone
want something to do visit again
save scum gambine desert no no save scum only resurrection stone scum
sometimes
What else did I need?
Shhh.
Hello, hello.
Hi.
What'd you link me drinking?
Is this how I finished my school?
Okay, Dave.
What's up, Johnny?
Oh, yeah.
Johnny, what are you doing here?
I saw it.
I can't teach you anything get out of here
sorry that's an optional slide but
boomerang
The video isn't the fake yet
probably this did that you know that's what I think she had found the finest
blacksmith in I will oh yeah it's iron ore I think up no there's no way I don't
have enough iron ore there's zero chance this is zip through man zip
Baronys
Iron or there's no way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, see I have 50 here
You've found the finest blacksmith in pie well, ah nice
I'm chilling, Bear, I'm chilling.
31.
Bloodstone Copper.
Oh, and you need Solicitor now, which I do have a little bit, but those are rare.
I've only found one ever.
Did I do Lymphen?
I did all the tests for it.
do that again. But I wasn't allowed to be the thing I wanted to be in Lumpen.
Because my eyesight, you're not allowed to have the contacts.
So I flushed it and became a mailman.
As one does.
I have a marker for this, yes.
Got it on soak-ism shit.
I think so, Caviz, yeah.
No, he must have perfect eyesight, McCab, like you're not allowed to have any glasses
contacts
How's the sword it's sick it's sick looks like it's life yeah
Waiting for you
Yoynk, yoynk.
Yoynk, yoynk.
Ah, really survive?
Yeah. Yeah.
I want my goal.
I'm sure that was cool, yeah, I was.
Oh, I can sell these shields, sell it to her.
TC is TwitchCon, yeah.
I need to make a sandwich.
20% silver gain I don't have that on because I have no slots I guess I could
make some in my shitty bow
we meet again
Yeah.
We meet again until next time.
Alright, chapter seven, I think.
Chapter seven.
I'm coming.
We're making a little sandwich first, hold up.
Oh
Okay
I'll find all the witches fun maybe I don't know let me see
Errrrr...
Well, I don't know if this is all of them, but I found two more.
Zoom...
No, this is main, this is main, this is not side equals track.
What? Oh, it's a worm.
Y'all ever just raw dog some peanut butter?
No.
Peanut butter, kvadi and huanung, though. That's the shit.
You better watch yourself.
Side equals tract?
Oh Gamba!
It's not gonna beat the Desert Gamba though.
150.
I have 100.
Smoother crunchy?
I prefer smooth actually.
I get your point, but charging in won't do us any good.
We need to assess the situation first.
All we need to do is lock off a big, smoke fucking head.
Simple as that.
I sure it's simple.
But still, we ought to be patient.
Or maybe you're just a spineless sack of shit.
Ah, watch your tongue.
There's a bigger one, Kalis.
We've been gone a long time.
we're to fight we need to know exactly what we're up against and now you're
barking orders like you're running the bloody show I was gonna scout their camp
anyway never said we should charge him blind you got something to say
You know where you're going leave us alone. I think you can solve every problem by barreling in head for us like a damn bore
Yeah, did you just say?
You want to see how a real boy charges you cheeky fuck the fuck's your problem
Yeah, I made the sword. Yeah, both of you
Did you hear the way he just fucking taught to me?
But we don't have time for this we'll need everyone against the jackals
Fighting allies comes first settle your grudges later
So everyone's just lining up to lecture me now
Fine fuck it you look and use those big brains to track them without me
Yeah, it's funny their whole man's in ruins
First we tracked down the jackals
Everything else can wait
He's never sober no in the day
I
Joinkies
Joinkies no
Joinkies some more Joinkies. Hello traveler. All right
Hey, you just didn't feel like grinding Hades you do
That was a long time ago. How are we being treated like this situation, but I'll give it 84 bro
I feel like an outsider in my own homeland
I am not going for a hundred percent no that takes forever
her shots out like this then at least we could eavesdrop on that conversations
100% of this game is apparently like 300 hours or something
Obtain important info about eavesdropping. It will appear if there is information that can be overheard nearby.
Present all these from other people's combos.
You look! Thanks for the sub, bruv. Thank you.
I'm trying to lean.
Like in this tutorial.
It'll be something I'm sure.
Let me eavesdrop.
Let me eaves equals draw.
My life of misery.
Okay, maybe I'm on the wrong side or something.
What's going through his mind at a time like this?
Now I can even show up, okay.
Seems he's got plenty to keep him busy down in the command post.
I should pay him a visit soon.
Oh really, Mystic, yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
fukes ex-save thanks 44 bro
total playtime I'm coming up around 60 hours some this is chapter 7 chapter 6
was an absolute banger I love that one
holy shit meat pouch jesus fucking amen thank you
Yeah, it's sailing generous man, please go. Thank you so much
Hey you hold welcome yourself anyone liquid firefix 22 speak your purpose
This is the ladder that keeps our truth of the underground storage be gone if you've got no business here
I think you meet pouch truth always comes first I just make sure you don't do
anything to arouse further suspicious easy
this is the ladder that keeps our town fed what he'd gone if you've got no
business okay I guess I'll lie this time
secret society's base
where do you hear that?
dinero
100% Chico's 300 dollars
I still can't let you in
factory puzzle for a lot of cause infinity powers Kiki
mysterious faction with big in
this town's under the protection of the blue fangs
haven't you heard
outsiders aren't welcoming Pailu
you're not welcome here either
Slash kicking off
Okay, I'm lying
Fuck you they suck your cool makes the fire dude
Thank you to this
Fuck so make it suck it
I'll say no tribe then just walk in the tent I mean I can but it doesn't do
anything I have to just choose the right option not just any I can't I can't
speed it up either speak your purpose
oh thank you so cool thank you this town's under the protection of the blue
fangs this quest pepe is laughing
welcoming payload all right you're not welcome here either
but but outsiders aren't welcome i mean
i guess i'll say no faction seems my suspicions were warranted
have nothing more to say to you this town's under the protection of the blue finds
have you heard outside is aren't welcoming paleon you're not welcome here i'm you got
still locked for 30 minutes this mission yeah um mistwood hunters seems my suspicion
Okay, so none of them work okay great
Okay, um, let's say the truth man
Have you heard outside is aren't welcome in payload shut up you're not welcome here shut up
Truth just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion
Okay. Fuck it. I guess I'll find the clue.
I
Yo rage thanks 37. Yeah, you gotta gather things go first. Yeah true
You have a clue
You know gonna how are you guys have clues for sure I'm gonna eavesdrop
All right, keep talking
I can't calm these drop on these guys.
Oh wait, no.
What the fuck is going on?
I can
We must put an end to those jackals you don't have to lean you have to wait until it says eavesdrop in the bottom right
It's time for the blue fangs to make their move hey you the laminar. Thanks the five. Thank you. I
Saw them slipping into the underground
You think they're up to something
It's just this ass.
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna choose this.
This town's under the protection of the people.
And then I'm gonna lie.
Have you heard?
Outsiders aren't welcoming, Peleud.
You're not welcome here either.
Blue fangs.
So you've been poking around again, have you?
No.
They're only two reasons someone comes looking for us.
Oh, fuck me.
That look in your eye. I see where you're after.
I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paul is.
I'll need permission. Wait here.
Okay, thank God.
okay I'm waiting but I can still lie okay seems my suspicions were warranted
what have nothing more to say to you are you use use no no I can bring a total
stranger before Captain Paul is I'll need permission wait here
No, no, no, back. Okay.
That look in your eye. I see where you're after.
I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paulus.
I'll need permission. Wait here.
I just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion.
Hold! Not just anyone walks in here. Speak your purpose.
I see where you're after. I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paul is. I'll
I'll need permission. Wait here.
I'm just gonna close, I'm just gonna cancel.
This is so jagged.
Okay, we're gonna eavesdrop on these I guess.
No, I have to eavesdrop more, but he's like, wait here and then nothing, but you have more info to gather here.
He just says wait here and then nothing happens.
Game's tight.
Where is Torstein? I haven't seen him without.
I think he's down in the underground command post.
Okay, next! We go back and talk to him even though he told us to just wait here.
hold not just anyone walks in speak your purpose nice and careless my pets kept
the learning the emphasis I use dropped and reset the discovery bar look in your
eye okay do I have a new option here now or I can't bring a total stranger
before captain pauless I'll need permission wait here okay this is that
this is so weird this is wait here but it doesn't do anything so I'm gonna lie
and then I have torston you even know the captain my name yeah given the
circumstances I have no choice but to be wary forgive me you can go on and
down thank you thank you appreciate it I'm allowed in now move
alright we did it jackals black bears wait who goes there how did you find
this place. Push them!
ah you've arrived indeed your timing can be better me we've been devising a
plan to reclaim payloon those black bear bastards have been snatching folks
sending them to who knows where rescuing the prisoners is our utmost priority
Thumper on things already figured out. We're not being held captive. Will you join us?
Right, I look to take the situation in the mountains, but I'll get new gear. Okay going
Good like the beacon once you're done. Hi the mountains are the mountains
This gear is sick! It's un-upgraded too. There's a blueprint in here. Oh wait, it's
going to fail the quest. Just go, just go with it. It's going to fail.
Mr. Innocent the gaming's gathering again
It really is good to see you all back in Palin
I think it looks really cool
Shall we
Me awesome off thanks for the 47
This game is tight.
But what I did to it was when I find some other gear, but I'm still like in the forest
section so I mean it kind of fits here you know.
We move on towards more than desert than the moon hasn't known a quiet day
Especially the black bear x column fashion. Yeah, no, that's too far, dude
Try to track where to keep the captives
wait listen listen listen listen listen listen listen stay there brother stay
there please you don't have to inspect it please escape no no no no no no no no no okay
that's an easy one bow and the faith that's super easy okay I'm catching an ice
top sorry we're good
Chris at least 25 thank you bro thank you another screw Chris there's a lot of
them yeah but they need to cool shit they do I mean chapter six was insane
Oh, someone's definitely gonna do a speedrun of this.
There's no doubt.
Yeah
Yeah
No, this would not run I
Mean I'm sure they have like an infinite flying glitch
Okay
The jackals spot you I should have to think of the consequences
I'm no doubt that you could cut them down dreaming, but that is another way or a bug
Cockroach
Get there without giving them reason to sacrifice more innocent souls
Fuck is a stealth mission
I'll go ahead and do that.
That sounds easy.
Wait, maybe I have a teleport.
No, no, I haven't been here.
Rebirth time.
been here. Rebirth speed on six up. Folks move. I like to think he says jump high when
Can you do the fist to up your height?
What?
This game completing on average?
Probably like 80-90 hours I would gamble on.
Yeah, but like on average, you know, on average, like on average.
I mean, I don't know how long this story is yet.
It was just a wild guess.
You can jump and mount in the same button.
Wonder how many achievements I'll have when I finish this game.
Probably three.
I'm actually going to stealth this mission.
Question is, can you assassinate him?
Yeah, okay.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, you got that skill on your sword.
of
of
of
does he have any loot? no
this shit
come on
is that a gear?
oh, ok, not a good one
I haven't really played as the other characters. I mean, I checked the moveset of the girl a bit. I haven't even unlocked the other guy yet, though he's in, like, my party or whatever.
Speak with a torshtem!
Oh
Oh
Hey, is that one of them?
Sanctums yet is oh
Shit guidance of dark pursuit you get if you kill this guy, holy shit
I just did the main, but I'm right close to a sanctum.
I'm doing all the sanctums, it's like nice.
Is there a waterfall here?
No...
of
Okay.
What if they're at the top?
Achieving with gravity?
They die in like three hits.
It's more effort killing them with gravity.
me to the page.
If I could choke Slammachatter, which would it be and why?
Maybe salad.
Come here.
Oh, you can't grab these guys.
I thought I was out of range.
Oh, yeah, I gotta use the boom it air. Yes
If I could
Two out of three come on
the other guy has a shield so maybe that's a problem oh I look at my health
I'm almost dead yeah well you stink of death
Oh, shit.
I need to get this challenge.
Okay, let's see now.
Why is this so surprisingly hard?
Yeah, I do like, well, I don't need higher ground.
I can pull it off here.
I'm not washed.
Can you take the defeat, you piece of shit?
See?
Die, you wretched scum.
Jack and Dall
Weak and Dall
That lightning deals insane damage. Yeah
Oh, there's the boss. Okay.
Wait, where's the percentage?
There's no percentage anymore. I need to kill the boss, I guess.
Yeah, okay, it finished. I just need to kill the boss though.
All right, well fuck it. Previous one was pretty hard.
Oh, okay. Okay. Alright.
A little gimmick there. I mean, I know what to do, no problem.
No, this is not main quests. The main quest is like, ended next to this witch quest. I'm doing it.
They're very nice.
Just do a little R2 combo.
Oh shit, okay.
Any follow up on that?
No follow up?
Okay.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
SHOOOOOO
New gimmicks
Okay, I'm stuck on the ledge.
This seems pretty easy though.
This fight seems pretty easy.
He's just doing a little spin to win.
This seems pretty easy.
This seems very easy.
His ranged attack is the only scary part, but it's not even scary.
It's just easy.
I think it's easy.
I
Oh, yes.
Korak Sakralta!
And the fallen.
Okay.
I don't know why I was coming if I was gonna do that.
Dodges yeah, I stepped to the right
Yeah, this fight is easy the only scary part is his rage stuff
That's the only scary part, but he's not even scary he's gonna die now he dies this attempts easily I should use some spirit food
I mean his moveset is a joke
of
the
Oh
That was cool do the reflect is super good. It's very powerful. I
Got a new weapon like some edge lord weapon
And uh... at least I should have got it.
Maybe I'm blind and I just don't see it.
Yeah, I'm using a Serial's long sword. You gotta craft it.
Oh yeah, there I got it. Guidance of Dark Pursuit.
That's a weapon name.
Oh, it's not for this character. Hey, that's cool, though.
All right, well, you need to activate this, too.
Here's the activation thing, but we gotta find the parts.
One is down here.
In this hole.
But, I mean, I'm just gonna yoink you.
Is that cheating or is that- yeah, I haven't checked my storage in a while like in terms
of new stuff. Oh, there's a piece I got to find. Yeah, yeah, Chad machine. Yeah, I did
on the previous one. Chad machine. Where is the other pillar is the question? I see it
on the map. It's below me. Boyoy! Is that a puzzle painting? I mean I'm sure there's
some secret chests here and stuff.
Buzzel, Bane, Bing, and Bleeze, bro.
Is that a secret wall?
Fucking looks like it.
Here it is, but I forgot to brace.
I'll have like 60 hours in the game
Dagger of dark pursuit
16 versus whatever I had 16 let's reinforce
worst. I mean dagger of dark pursuit sounds a lot cooler. That's way edgier. Yeah I hate
this game. I hate it. I don't understand how to latch on to the ogre's enemies' backs.
Um, yeah. You can like jump to land on them. There's also a grab, which I never really
God, how to execute.
Oh, fuck.
I've been fucking de-gening this game a little bit tired today.
Do I have moments of boredom in this game after it's broken?
Not really, no.
What is that trips in?
I don't think I'm going 10 hours today, no.
Don't believe so. Yeah, we're going back to main quest. I just wanted to do this one, you know
Oh, I see fish I've never heard that
Well, I mean the movement and it controls are definitely clunky
I mean some quests are just
us
This is made by the same people who made Black Desert online
It's true.
No, there is definitely... I'm gonna switch gear when I find other stuff, but I'm still
than like the winter forest area. Ya know. I mean I can craft some with like the
kettle, the dwarf kettle or whatever. I could definitely do that. I haven't been
there in a while. There's like a laser helmet you can make.
This BDO just like this. Well BDO is an MMO. Jared, thanks for the ray dude.
I'll be a good shrub man. What was Jared playing? What up Djan? What up Liam? Oh shavn't been here.
Maybe I have it just my silent quests. Yeah it's this. That's a waypoint for sure.
Oh I ain't playing no MMOs man.
BDO is all about killing mobs in a circle for 8 hours to have a 3% chance for 1% attack damage.
Classic. What a machine elf.
If I were to play an MMO now, I don't know.
I mean maybe after 14 or maybe...
I would love to log into my old World of Warcraft character and just see it.
Oh, look at that fall trees there.
No, yeah.
If I were to hop on an MMO now, it would be Lord of the Rings Online.
Hands down, it would be.
Yeah, good day, Charlie, I think.
you're not as primitive them
ow
the gloves gauntlets they are called
combat gods play gloves yeah it's from a boss in the desert main city there's
like a fighting arena
Yeah, you know it, Melanus.
Yeah, but that, unironically though, that would be the game I would play.
If I, like, if I were to play an MMO, it would be Lord of the Rings Online.
Yeah, they're making a sequel movie for Lord of the Rings Trilogy, like Shadows of the Past or something.
and it's it's like that talk show host that is always here oh it's not sequel
is during the first book oh shit malice yeah I hope you recover fast nice we're
getting some money now for the camp I need to unlock more of those missions where
you can gather money for people thanks for taking care of everything so quickly
knew you could do it they were holding off and discussing matters until you
arrived
Yeah, take a seat
Time without me you're late. Come on. We've wasted enough time
Good we're all here. Let's make sure we all know where we stand
Our goal is to retake my helmet our great capital is not clown ship
It may be to our advantage that Mjordyns hold himself up in Silver Wolf Mount.
In his absence Ludwig, the leader of the Jackals, has taken to play in King.
Even with the blue fangs and grey mains combined, we don't even have half their number.
We plan to fight or measure our cocks.
Numbers don't matter.
Class again.
I'll slit the throats of every bear in Jackal before they can blink!
You're an actual fucking idiot, aren't you?
Oh, yeah.
Here, your ancestors must be proud, Jan.
So we got to meet them.
Well, this isn't a suicide mission.
Understand?
Grow a brain, Jan.
I have a fighting chance for intervention to get you out of the helmet.
Okay.
Then, we concentrate our attack on the gates and warts.
What, that bad?
Hey, Jack.
We'll hit the harbour next.
Finish off with the mines that fund them.
Do your part.
See it through.
And by dawn, the city will be ours again.
Remember, skill won't save your neck out there.
Trust, I'm gonna get new armor.
This is a mission with more lives than ours at stake.
We cannot fail.
Then let's rose the warriors
Time has come to set things right been a long hard road
No, just one step remains
Oh, he's gonna be like epic speech hold on. Let me you link this recipe for battered veggies
Sticks marrow at the shrub. No, no, no, no
I'm gonna head off around usual time today.
Just equip armor for fashion?
I like you need this armor.
That's why I'm wearing this armor!
It's fashion!
The time has come to unsheath our fury
Let our rage be brandished in steel
Our ancestors are calling us
To take revenge on the blasphemous invaders who have defiled our land
How shall we answer that?
who today we will become one spear to pierce the hearts of those bastards
the audience mission has filled the men with new life the spirits do seem high
we'll end this fight swiftly I know what slightly reached the enemy's ears
let's not give them a chance to brace themselves too many people here let's
talk elsewhere I need to tell you about Gian but first there's something
up my quarters you should climb. Is it a helmet? By the town gates. Supplies are ready
to be delivered. Excellent. Those bastards make any other moves.
Stop there! I mean if I want to get new gear I need to like farm up a rep who would like
something which is kind of fast to do. But I'd love to get something from the
desert, not something from the forest or whatever.
We found a city yesterday that seemed to have pretty cool gear.
Yeah, it was like the Crimson something, like...
I should get that one.
It was in... man, which city was it?
It was in the city that was high up.
It might have been... Pashkar.
It might have been here that I found it.
I think so.
Where is the dude for the rep thing? Yeah, here.
Yeah, I think it was this guy.
And that one looked pretty cool, actually.
But for that, you need to, like, build up some rep,
which is quite easy to do.
That one I could get.
Well, maybe. We'll see what it looks like.
I love that you see the rings you're wearing and necklace
Wolf's Fang. Is it actually usable?
Yeah, it's got a crit and attack speed on it, so I could actually fuse them. Fuse some.
you see your earrings as well well I don't my character is on the right in
every cutscene not true not true
Oh, yeah trips in yeah, I don't like using a thief mask though
Maybe I should use the beardless helmet that one's kind of
So bright is not stinking turd
I
Sawed I asked you to extreme they belong to GM. I think it turns over world
No, I'm gaining help it's health region everyone
0.2 health per second
I have over a thousand health.
Found that.
Big repeat that faith was bit
move a pleb
for us this battle isn't just about taking back me
this is not final chapter
we're saying bastard
I beg you
Have you seen what they've done
Pay loon still kind of cinema pain they've robbed we've lost many lives since the grey man's were cast out
It's time. We repay them
I'll be outside the fortress gates with the main force when night falls and explosions
rot them.
We strike.
Hey, you.
But...
There's something wrong.
I've sent the scouts into Pailu.
They'll think 73.
Someone you know well.
Shane.
Shane was here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
here
I'll go look for him then I'll entrust this mission to you
Tonight's victory may hinge on it. I'll make sure your comrades no way to rally
Is there a place to gather as a house stop talking about my dear no
I've got some explosives there as well, by the Ancestor's gadget, Grimane.
Secure the Payloon safehouse. Ooh, it's all the way up there.
That's a huge city. Probably a bell there.
What is this? Payloonies gate? Blocked by lonely jackals.
I'm still here. Oh, there's a waypoint here. Somewhere I am.
No percentage here.
You're not even worth my time.
Apparently my horse isn't either.
Okay, come on, let's go fast.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Plans for next game.
I mean, Pragmata will be out in not super long.
What else? There's more.
Oh!
There was a cube there.
Oh! I think this sequel to that Metrovania...
Oh, uh, Gnei.
That one's like out today or something.
Grime, the Grime sequel I think is out, yeah.
That's in three days, dude.
Grime one was banger.
Yeah.
Yeah
Faster!
Faster?
of
one of the three of us up here
Brother!
What happened to Barbarian's beat em up game?
I dreamt that this was streaming that game.
I just remember now that you asked that question.
of the others. There you are! Who's this fucker? Well he already tore through those bastards
without me. Next time save a few for me. Nugging all the fun. There's plenty left out there
waiting for you. We've got more pressing matters. Sheen's in trouble. He went out
to scout around hasn't been heard from since. Why the fuck do you go and do that?
Well that's a steaming pile of shit. That's to just have to run off on his own.
Yann, Dwayne, take care of planting the explosives. Wouldn't it be better if we
all looked for him? Uncle, you, cause me. Kill some black bears, make a day of it.
We'll set up the explosives and we'll take orders from you.
I'll take it, let's go.
Dude, yeah, there's always so angry and drunk.
You and I have a few things to say.
Grudges are for cockless cowards.
Let it go.
We're busy enough cutting black bears.
With that temper, we'll blow our cover before we even start.
Take us all down with you.
Oh, yeah, it has way more lines than clips so far, way, way more.
Wait, Camel, equipment disguise, gear reduce, invisibility, giving me more time to infiltrate
hostile territory for being noticed.
Utilizing nearby covers of foliage, wagons, straw bales to help me safely reach the
hard enemy turret whilst staying out of sight.
I can just charge in.
Do I have to? No I don't.
I mean I'm just gonna charge like the deer I am.
a few days ago I finally watched do maniolation from 2019 that sure was a movie I'm not sure
I've seen that one I've seen it like is that with the first person sequence or oh no which
Which one, which movie is that?
Directed in a sequel.
This is serious.
cliff going ahead on house 2005 3.8 and IMDB I'm going in
I
Find the hidden explosive probably in a barrel
No, but it's that is definitely here
Thunder chain no, it's gloves it's
They are called the combat gods plate gloves.
Hey I can see the secret hatch here.
Can you move?
Yeah, I'm trying to move the corpse, but I'm not getting the input for it.
Oh, you gotta hold L1 for corpses.
There we go.
How much I drop is on my loot in the middle of a town with NPCs?
No.
There's a bell here, nice. Probably gotta like, radicate this shit first.
You should have run away.
Very stealthy, this is.
Listen buddy, I'm trying to install a bomb here.
Just let me do it.
Thanks.
Oh
haha
It's my favorite line in this game is cool. Okay guys wait up
I should make it a 1% I need like a clean sound file of it I guess I could record one off-stream
Oh
Was that
I'll take a look. Well, don't get yourself killed
What do we got here?
What's taking you so long hey, you're the fuck are you?
Minecraft fire texture.
It's time.
A Valheim, yeah.
My life is so cool dude.
Is it Unka time?
I know where I go.
Oh shit, Unka!
I lost half my face in this mission.
Holy shit
Move!
My charge doesn't work well here.
I can't tell who's evil and who's not.
Oh, you're an evil?
20% has a lot of enemies you got to kill here but you do have a lot of health I guess.
I went down to 40 FPS!
I'm at 50!
Nice!
I
This is tight
I'm still standing!
How can you still watch out?
Oh, you're moving!
Sixteen percent, alright.
You're thirty-seven, dreads this mission tomorrow.
I mean, you can just lower graphics, but this is definitely the worst it's ever been in
my playthrough.
I've been basically locked to 120 until now.
There must be more enemies.
There's 14% still.
Okay, there's more up here.
I'm not using frame gen. I could though.
But I'm not using it.
I
Won't last that much longer
Is there an artifact oh
Yeah, she'll see it. Thank you
I mean they are also killing people.
Meet the in owners from all the regions. Okay
Who's evil
Our 10% nice
There is... oh, here.
For lower FPS frames, just enable Ray Reconstruction.
Why would I want lower?
It's my teammates cosmetic the percentage isn't going down unless I'm killing people
Kill more! Oh actually it is.
I just assassinated him. Epic.
nine percent nine-and-a-half okay there's a ton of enemies here there's a
commander too wait I know your moveset
I
Fuckin a time to murder bit rate even more
Oh fuck he's spamming this shit.
Where is he?
You need to stop for my breath of darkness
Artifact! Boy, uh, for 4th, it's 26th, and this is Crimson. Uh, it's probably around
three pixels right now.
Oh, the combo meter is not a mod. It's because of the gloves I'm wearing. The higher it is, the more damage I'll deal.
Where's the enemies?
Six percent?
Okay.
There's a ton here.
Don't try to run now!
Don't make me get hit!
Five percent! All right. Okay, there's a whole wave over here.
The rut next to G!
Almost down to four.
I could probably go to the quest point.
I figured I would do this because it was a little percent, but turns out it's a lot
of kills.
Oh
Oh
Here's way more enemies. Okay, this is it. This is the one
Oh
Are you kid help team fucking cosmetic team
I hope he's asleep well.
It's almost done! There's like two enemies left!
Job complete!
See that was main quest?
defeat Ludwig
all right
fucker
Okay.
Send them all to the grave!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
You grey-manes are a hard lot to kill!
Floor in your way back from death's door, over and over!
How'd you do it?
Let's find out.
Shall we?
Holy shit!
Oh
She's gonna do with him
What oh cool oh
Oh, yeah! Nice! I like it.
What the fuck?
Okay.
trying to download he doesn't have a lot of help
that is just not what I was trying to do but sorry I'll do this
I'm afraid I need to defeat every juggle with Butterfly's Tide.
Ha ha ha!
Shit! Okay!
Chill, chill, chill!
I'm jerking?
How's the healing?
Okay, that's a melee attack, melee attack, melee attack.
Okay.
What? Camera, cooperate, please?
I should have spirit to do this.
I guess not.
What?
Why are my hits cosmetic?
Okay.
It's dead still, damn it.
Okay.
Uh, all right.
Okay, don't do the follow-up, it's hard work.
Nice.
of
He likes zipping around man, but he's always open after this okay, how much health you have
Yeah. Yeah. Come here, motherfucker.
Okay. Oh, you can't finish him with it.
I hope you die.
How can this be?
You'll pay for what you've done.
Ah, Clive!
Stop!
Don't kill him yet.
It's the plenty we need rattling around in a skull we don't know.
Please.
I should have done it.
Right.
Let's begin, shall we?
With us, Buster.
Don't think I'll go easy on you.
Alright, is AI limited?
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Untie me.
me this idea I will get a new armory out take one of the desert wait what wait
How the fuck what how you jumped up his heart wait what?
Okay, I mean I could just fly after him
Hungering Fang Leather Cloak and Boots.
Orbs of lightning in view lightning.
Oh.
That's cool.
He makes it so he just shoots lightning when I'm doing the lightning slash.
That's actually really sick.
Gotta get that on the armor.
Go f- I get that on the armor.
Heh heh.
Yes, I'm still using this armor.
I've been locked in the story and I'm still in the story.
Finishing chapter seven.
Like I said I would today.
Man of my word.
Tails of my wares reached him.
My thanks.
Why don't you pick up some more?
Longstone.
It's too expensive.
I'll buy it.
My thanks.
Have the... who knows? We might need it again.
Hold up. Ah, let me sell. Let me s-s-s-sell.
No deals off the table if the money's good.
Thank you big bonky, big bonky, big bonky, big bonky, big bonky, big bonky.
These shields I can sell make some Dineiro.
So the one narrow so
Hey, I got a Fox helmet now it's got movement speed one of them I have a hungering leather
I wonder if this is for the ogre?
Oh, okay, that's cool, that's not too bad.
There will probably never be another Warcraft III marathon.
That shit was pain.
But it was great.
Oh my god. Went way too long.
Bears still stand strong.
And there are far more of them than jackals.
This fight won't end until we bring down Myrden.
Myrden?
Right. We take out Myrden, and the rest will flee on their own.
Strike the shepherd, and the flock will scatter.
Exactly.
So Lufik's still stoking around? Am I just letting him go?
Of course not, we have to catch him no matter what.
The Murden must already have grasped the situation here in Pailun.
Dealing with Murden while chasing Ludwig won't be easy.
Taking down the Blackbears comes first.
But jumping straight into a fight with them?
We're all exhausted.
Exhausted or not?
strictly the gozo fix that
based on
fuck fine
all right
let's go get some bears first
but now is the perfect time to take down your den
when everyone's ready gather at the entrance to their stronghold
surger
feels as though the moment of this lands liberation
draws near
I presume you have a plan
There's nothing much to it
I've pictured this battle in my mind countless times
You know, I'll be right there beside you in itching for this slaughter for a long time. Hi
Hey everything would be all right
How is this food?
Join my comrades.
There's a bell in the city.
We've got to get that before we move on.
Well actually I don't know if there's a bell but I'm guessing there's a bell.
There has to be a bell here Roy.
Am I blind?
I don't think bells show up as question marks do they?
they do there's no side questing oh they don't show up on the map yeah okay I'll
find it then I'll just look for like a area that looks like it hasn't oh I
Oh I think I see it.
I think it's over here.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
The full map.
Well, uh, bottom left, beginning of the game.
I am over here now. There's a lot here.
SUP, baby. SUP, I see.
SUP.
There's the bell. I see it. Nice.
Totally where I was looking before yet
When's a massive a legendary they shouldn't walk through I have no plans if I play massive it didn't probably be like
Bad an evil playthrough
The map is humongous in this game it is
No, this game will definitely end I mean I think I pretty much finished chapter 7 so
soon at least yeah when you find these they reveal the map but they also go
back to the kitty cat town hey oh there's another one of these right next to
the main mission how convenient
black bears all right well we're going up there
I guess that I said I'd finish chapter 6 easy at the today and I will and then I'm gonna
check the armor in the desert because even though this this is like the coolest looking
armor in the game I'm wearing. I am getting a bit tired of it.
You've lost the plot, kimchi? I mean, we're taking back the land.
much yeah and now we've got to capture the trader because he escaped his torture
that's like yeah that's it there was a trader among us oh is that a oh yeah it
is
have I got not a pernand yet oh yeah bro I've been in Crimson Desert and
everything. I've been in a lot of areas in this game.
There's a secret behind this waterfall.
How many skill points?
Five. Okay.
I kinda just want to max stamina.
Damian yeah, she also has these upgrades
I don't even know where the deluxe it is dark in I should have it
Whoa
what up dick it eats go well enjoying a day seven of crimson desert I've been
degening hard on this game oh menu other adults oh grand meal recipe yo that's
cool I'm gonna meal
I
Sorted meat than fish skewers times two fish skewers times three pickled vegetables times three braced ribs
Man, why is it so fucking dank in here
So hiking back at these chessers are not worth it
My settings, I'm on ultra with no DLSS or DLAA or the less or the la.
The less or the la.
Wait, was there a buff on the food?
I did not see that actually.
Oh yeah, ah, no deluxe, right, got sidetracked immediately.
No checking the deluxe set.
Empty.
Empty.
Wait, I don't have the deluxe stuff?
They didn't give me the deluxe edition?
How dare they?
I got this- I got the game from the devs because I had a Corpo in this game.
They ALWAYS give the deluxe edition when they do that.
i didn't want it anyways
I have a real stab, yeah.
This time we said everything right good
Let's wipe out every last one of those bastards. Let's pay for every tear. They've caused
Is getting epic now
that last
The day has finally come for us to unleash our long over G fury
What say we strike them once night falls?
Torches and battle cries will make up trouble if you don't wash your hands.
Once their lines break, chaos will ensue.
That's when new grey mains go from your den.
Leave the rest to us.
Of course, it won't be easy,
But let us fix our minds on victory.
Get some rest.
Ah, hold on, Padrame.
A long battle awaits us tonight.
It's time.
Let's go.
Okay, finally.
Come on, then.
Come on.
Listen, the moosehole helmet will go.
I'll have a brand new armor tomorrow.
Nipple dock, thanks for the 31, dude, thank you.
Okay, Unleashed Fury.
Um, as in the beginning, you should definitely do the story until you get your camp set up.
Getting the camp set up is really nice.
And then just focus on one thing at a time.
How about this?
Or that?
Pirate hat.
Oh shit, what is this battle?
I don't have a lot of healing items.
Cliff.
Hey.
Watch me.
I'm gonna butcher him like dogs.
Listen well!
Seems like you fuckwits have somehow forgot why you shouldn't mess with the black bears.
So Murding sent us to help rouse your memories.
Remember?
That night, kneeling in the dirt, guts spilling out.
You squealed like oxen the Swords!
And the Bloodshed!
Oh, oh, oh!
Tick-fuckers!
Mero!
Fuck!
Dead!
I've got some fire left, don't you?
All right, Shaxx, it's 56, man, thank you.
okay did I win one regroup with the true Andrew I'm trying to there we go
I'm so not coming.
Fucking noob of that.
Fringer in the way.
The final bridge.
Andrew.
Die!
They're stronger than us!
Oh, okay, ha!
Yikes.
Regroup in Naira.
Oh, break 10 flags? I don't think I have a challenge like that.
Fuck sake, man!
Yeah, I don't think I have any like yeah, I don't have it like a flag challenge
Yeah the game's story like is actually picking up like and the missions
Motherfucker I was slingshotting myself
I'll fight
Yeah, yeah
There is bows yeah
Bow is like very broken in this game. I think it's good. It's glitched. You can like do glitch to damage with it
Okay, regroup and shame.
This is a crazy fucking battle.
Yeah, you won't fall out, you will.
Shit, I don't really have any healing items.
I have like acorns, but I heal nothing
She's so cool dude
I've got you.
Oh.
Hellsweep.
Liberate the Ashfall Slave Camp. All right, here we go. Now we got to kill them all.
My damn friends are blocking my charge though.
Holy shit!
Okay it's not that much, it's 40% already. Oh yeah, this is very quick.
This fight is a privilege!
Fuck, no more though.
I killed the last team!
What are you doing?
Heeeeeeeeee!
Die!
Woooooo!
No bullsnair.
We just had an epic bullsnair.
It does look very nice though, yeah.
There's a cool sequence that, because you get, you get, like, you're getting a bit
more connected to all the other characters.
Well Cliff is still just a...
Cliff.
Oh wait, I might need to face Muradin.
I kinda scared of that, my healing items are whack.
Okay, I have some.
listen tomorrow I will get rid of the antlers I know what gear to well I got
to check it first but I know what to go for
I
Live for Jack from stranger paradise what that's not even a question
Wait am I in the volcano
Yeah, I was here in the beginning of stream. It all comes together. That's why I had the waypoint there
what?
were you good?
yup
Oh, they're below.
In whose ass did I find a bravestone?
Yours, Kim G.
Oh, I smell a deaf flag here.
Yeah.
All right.
No.
you have your limits
let's make a fucking moat, I'm yielding scope
Oh
You and
Finally I was growing board
Muted
Let's go get us a skull mark. Come on
No, you handle friends here. Oh shit. I always get to have all the fun
the
Defeat me, Orden.
Why did they prepare it like I was entering his great hall and now I'm just... well, that's his great hall.
Oh shit, is he actually here?
I don't know what he is.
This is the guy that comes to your throat in the beginning of the game.
Right?
pretty sure it is. Oh my guy, he's actual Bear Stance.
What got something to say
You are defying me.
I get it now.
Damn.
So you taste it so sour.
Oh my god, I can't see what the fuck's happening.
Oh, I can also wrestle.
Or not.
You talk so keenly to me.
Okay.
Fire-er-resistance?
Maybe?
Holy shit.
I-I can't even see what's happening sometimes.
Okay, very easy side-step on that.
And huge punish, huge punish.
Shit. Launch.
Side step better. Okay.
Nice.
Side step? Punish?
Is he doing the grab shit again? I think so.
watch out watch out watch out no more
sidestep
I
Love I'm you're doing
Are you just gonna send in plebs now?
No angle if I see you hold up
He would never have a chance!
Fuck yeah!
Wait, this is sick!
This is awesome!
I thought he was gonna suplex him.
Oh, the traitor.
One arm, the traitor.
Ludwig.
No wait.
Yeah, Ludwig.
More! A little more power!
I need to get rid of it!
Gah!
We've lost Payloo.
What's the plan now?
Fuck, we didn't get to kill him!
The battle?
A victory.
You need more rest.
Your wounds are severe.
happened than you're dead he fled east oh to the crimson desert we'll deal with
the rest no
rest up
and leave Ludwig to me fucking dear helmet okay we're getting rid of this
shit
Oh shit! There it is!
Yes, speak.
I have a uh what's his moveset like I wonder abacus effect skill I already have a bunch
of gear for him.
Oh, ground surge, what's that?
Okay, that's like the shockwave stuff.
Did I stash- I think I might have stashed all those like axes and stuff I found?
Because he should have some good shit, he should.
Oh no, there, guidance of dark pursuit.
That's a fucking name, dude.
I
Just chill I'm working on it
Wait the great this dick our great axis 26 damage
Yeah, so he can do a wheeled also. He can have two two-handers equipped. That's kind of sick
That's pretty sick. Cliff can't do that. He needs to have a shield equipped even if you do a wheeling ill as a shield
I think I'm forced to play him now. I don't think I can switch characters
Oh God
Let's see what he has then armed combat of course
Leaping smash
Let me remove my camera as we go through this
Leaping smash classic. Oh
Oh, we got the charge, very nice dual wielding mastery.
Oh, I last hit a wield, two-handed weapons with a single hand!
What?!
Oh my god, he's fucking insane.
And you have the quick swap.
He's crazy, dude.
Oh, what do we have here, Slash?
Okay this is like the stab yeah. Slash and sling. Oh yeah that's so sick. That's so
sick I love that. And rend armor okay. And then he has rampage. R2 to move forward
and cut down enemies. And you can finish it with a big one. Sure hit.
Okay, I can no longer miss
And then we have blinding flash of course
We have raging lightning it's been to win
And then we have quaking fury yikes
Damn
Rend armor
And then he has he has a cannon. Yeah, he's got the hand cannon. He does. I have some in my chest for him
Main character flushed well, I don't think the side characters can do the story missions though a
Vault we got very nice
Unarmed combat. What does he have anything? Oh, he has a low drop kick after rolling. That's kind of tight
Scissor takedown. He has
God proficiency
Meteor kick, okay. Oh
Wait, he has his own grabs
Yo, okay, so he can throw like cliff
He can restrain
yeah oh he's got a lot of yachts but it's different okay he's got the giant
swing classic backhand classic lot of follow-up oh my god like a fucking dude
He's so sick. Why is he so sick? I
Love him
Pump kick
It'll kick classic yeah, he's got the clothes line and he has body slam, okay
Scatter shot with his cannon evasive shot rage
I'll make sure you're in a rage and there's oh you get super armor. That's a super armor buff nice
Explosive strike boom
nice
Nature's grasp got that quick grab. Oh
It's a grab counter cool
I got the focus shot double jump he has a base of roll
He's and says explosive leap. What is this?
Okay, interesting and then wait we have some red stuff here flame quake
Lightning poles like Nova Frost mantle classic
Wait, he has a fucking jet pack. I think he has a jet pack
Anyways, give me the grappling moves.
I need three for the follow-up? Nooo!
Gotta get some points for him. He's sick, dude.
Okay, well, I don't have any jetpack yet.
or grab arm. The points aren't shared except for like health from all nine stamina. Yeah,
you can technically respite, yeah. Dude, I need to get that talent so you can do a wheel
two-handed weapons that's crazy so I can't I quick travel to the camp now
yeah because I think I have some insane gear for him
yeah
I was trying to glide it didn't let me though
Oh
God, oh God North Wind Raven it's not for you
I wish right I would have taken it in a heartbeat
see you of the studio apologize for the stories week yeah chat told me I think I
have some weapons here yeah like I've definitely found some stuff I mean this
is trash I mean this shit yeah we have a wyvern blaster I think that that I mean
that's for him it doesn't say he can't equip it so
I can also craft a weapon for him let me just equip this ship wherever it is
here no fuck not on bows I did take it out right is it here no it's not on
bows either. Where the hell did I go?
Here. Oh, it's this bow. Oh, there we go.
Oomka!
What do you want?
So...let's see...
You found the finest blacksmith in Tywell.
Bismuth Cannon, cool.
Uh, there is like a Sirion Greataxe and a Sirion Greathammer, and he's the one who uses them, yeah.
He is.
Really fucking platinum for it.
Yeah, a Sirion Great Hammer, yeah.
That will be so tight to have.
There's also a Sirion War Hammer.
Oh, it's rolling the crits.
is crits yeah they really need to make it so you can craft
we've got good care of your gear
can I forward time with him that's a great question I can't sleep right now I
won't be able to sleep in this playthrough I've already accepted that I
I will never be able to sleep in this playthrough, ever.
You'll be too weak to swing your blade if you skip meals too often.
Do you need more?
Yeah, let's go to the main. I wanted to finish this chapter.
You needed a bite?
You'll be too. Make sure you brush your teeth after you eat.
Shhh.
Did you make skill points? Count for all three.
I think the reason I almost know how to place anyone but Cliff is because everyone invests in Cliff.
Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's the reason I'm only playing Cliff.
Now I have Unka though and he's fucking Chad.
They admitted they could have handled the story better, but also mentioned ultimately they focused on strengthening the gameplay, which is what they do best. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, this game is sick gameplay.
But now I'm Unka. Wait, what armor is he rocking anyways?
Yeah, I definitely have some other shit for him.
Maybe I should give him the deer set.
Wait, you're a question mark. Come here bird.
Bird. Bird.
A creak.
What the hell are you?
Have the tails of my wares reached you?
You'll find it useful.
What can I help you?
If you see enough, don't let me keep you.
I don't know. What up, Perry?
It seems to me they've stopped working together, that makes sense, seeing his only jackals remain
in the area.
Which past midnight have you suplexed?
Oh, what do you think, Kunkka?
What do we do?
Can't just hunt down one and not the other, eh?
Well, if they really split up, all the better for us, eh?
You look to Milden, we'll go after Ludwig.
No need to waste too many of ours on a pack of fucking jackals, is there?
No. You go after Milden. Ludwig's mine.
Upset yourself.
I
Spine whips I like don't really use the cooking too much I can I have a shitload of wolf meat and stuff
From that sandstorm incident
Skilvix, thanks for 41 man.
Thank you.
Let's see, what is his mount?
A little horse.
Tiny horse.
They're so tiny the horses.
Max Payne 3?
No, no interest.
I played it, of course.
Hello, he thinks 27.
But I already have one of Kaleus.
Kimura, the edgiest one.
I have a cool weapon.
I just thought of the third character though and you need to play him now.
Track Ludwig.
So how do we track?
Do you have like a light or something?
Yep.
There it is.
This way.
Yep.
Oh, Unka needs a ledge.
Oh yeah, true.
True.
He doesn't have Kimura.
I mean, yeah, that's true
No, no circle again surely
Wait it's circling me
No, it's going up there
Kamora
There's a lot of blood here
a wolf mounts gas true that's true I think there's a lot of mounts in this
game but I think only horses are like permanent or registerable
Ludwig
Where'd you go punk?
My mess
That's a toilet
Key used to unlock the door. Oh, okay great key usage sick
New York City's cheapest apartment for $3,000 a month.
Yeah.
Dude, this guy just went on a fucking slaughter spree.
Jeez.
Hey, hey, K-von. I can't stop thinking about that. Hey, hey, hey. Fit Connect.
Oh, I got him. Is he here?
Look. Examine.
What's that? What's that? What's that?
This.
Let's go, Unka.
Smash him to pieces.
There's no way he can fight Unka with one arm!
Zero chance! He would ever have a chance, ever.
I have no healing items. I won't need any.
What the fuck? Okay.
Oh, is he weak to that?
When what?
Huh?
Nice.
I can't see what is happening.
Okay, well...
Raaah!
I'll retry it.
One-arm Ludwig's got hands, yeah.
It's fine. I was downloading you know. Yeah, I should have some heels I feel. I mean, I
just bought heels though. Yeah, I definitely have heels. They're just not equipped. Okay,
The moveset with a great axe is way better.
It's way quicker.
The thought of my catch pole kinda ass.
He does a judo throw, which is kinda sick.
Look.
He's pretty nice.
Captain is precious battle.
His redax is so satisfying.
He gets like Stoke in them and then he like removes it.
well great access sick actually mind
he promised me all of pain if I remove the obstacle for him so the jackals
could finally outshine the grey mates. Does it look familiar?
You have a hand in Geon's death.
Pegalum would have become mine.
If you fuckers, it just stayed on my...
mine forever!
I fucking love Unka.
Unka is the main character dude.
Unka.
He's so sick.
The Great Axe was so satisfying to hit with.
I want to see his like executions with them.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna do Desert Sidequests with f**k Oonka dude.
Try it at least.
Haven't unlocked his uh...
Last wrestling movie there.
I mean I could totally just re-spec
and put all the points into him.
You know.
Or I could just find more I guess.
FAAAAA-
Yes, I did.
Okay. I got that mid battle here.
The calls to respect? Uh, if you look top right, it's one of those that says seven, I think. Yeah.
So I can respect seventh times. It's easy to get them, it's not bad.
Unka doesn't have the traversal though, I mean we saw that he gets a jetpack but where did
we see that?
Unka.
I guess I just don't have it yet.
Oh, you have to unlock flight here.
Ohhhh
Cannot be learned this way. Oh, okay. It might be storylocked I guess or something
Wait, does he have a specific animation? No
That's campcrofting. Okay gotta do that
Unka, Unka.
Unka, you here?
Everyone wanted parting words with Geon down there.
I
Get here
chapter 8 blood coronation
now we're gonna get new gear for cliff
Oh, shit. It's, uh...
I don't remember her name.
Damien, right.
I got an achievement! That's three achievements in 60 hours.
Oh, prepare to reconstruct Ploon by starting the reconstructing Ploon quest.
This process involves mission dispatches and construction phases naturally leading to the
next stage of development. If you're in any trouble simply follow the quest objectives to tackle
each mission one by one. What?
I just finished a chapter so I was gonna anyway, right?
Now it's all about Unka dude. Why can't I switch character by the way? Isn't the button holding down?
No, it's up. Okay. Comet is on an important mission. Faction quest. Words left by Riverside.
Oh, and she's also an important mission.
Faction quest.
Words left by riverside.
Well, I haven't sent him anywhere.
Oh, it's just two short side quests.
Did I get a new armor?
Oh, shit, I did.
Sulas, oh, it's not for her.
Wait, plus one pet trust game.
The cat guy should get that one.
Igneed.
That's a two-handed weapon.
Cool.
That's cool.
It doesn't touch my sword though, alright.
My sword's fucking sick.
Other undergray manufacturing quests?
Okay, sick.
Yeah, I've definitely got to play some Unka, dude.
I really liked what even is this the sword you crafted it's a pretty pain in
the ass okay kind of sick yeah I want to see
I think I'm gonna play majority
Unca for a bit
coming up
Cuz what I need to do is obviously I'm gonna get rid of this fucking gear now
I'm so tired of this gear and to do that. I wanted to check the gear that is here
There is gear right
I'm not sure it was this guy wasn't it higher up
No
Because that's the main city I feel like it wasn't there
Or maybe it was there
Well, I'll check it. I want to see what I if I recall it looked pretty sick
But in order to get that gear you need to like just increase rep or whatever
And you can just increase rep with Unka and have him do the missions for it
Unka is my favorite. I love Unka
I'll just check what this is
There's a story improved the further into the game you get. Yeah, definitely. I'll definitely say so
have I even done this bell that's here yeah probably yeah chat machine I've done
it a few times take all the time you need to make your choice right yeah no this
This is not the gear. This is not it. I knew it. This is not the gear I was looking at.
It was a different town somewhere here that I also had. It was when I was exploring up
top, and I ran into this city that was on top of the canyons, but I can't find it.
It's not Salt Road. Wait, was it Varnia? Yeah, it was Varnia. Here it is.
one. I think it was this one.
No no no Salad. It's fine. Currently watching your entire Clare Obscursion 33
playthrough really fun. Oh hell yeah dude. Let's go. That was an amazing game.
Okay let's check this. Because all you need to do is just do side missions
for them and whatnot I'd just do that as Unka that's what he says when you use
the fist
this guy should be in here yeah what up take all the time you need to make your
choice this is like praise the sun dude it's pretty praise the sun it is it
doesn't even come with any resistance I don't think any of these do the helmets
infinitely better yeah you can die stuff but I just don't really I'm not sure I
like the design of it there must be something better out there you know you're
welcome to return whatever you wish anyways chat I'm actually getting ways
here short stream today yeah gotta there's obviously there's a lot of hidden
armors around and I think I might have gotten some treasure chests like have I
been to this that's a gold mine that's cool ah the game doesn't tell you which
dungeons you've been in and haven't been in so that's a bit yep yep
the darkness armor can I use darkness armor I don't know do the characters use their own
different types of armors hello yeah chat machine yeah I mean I'm back tomorrow as usual of
course wait what was my question I asked they each have their own armor they
do oh yeah I just got that armor true yeah dude alright sick that's sick dude
maybe there's some cool unka armor I want to get some cool unka unka armor
and make that unka great axe
What is this?
I can't even like name three in that Seba, like Naruto, yeah.
Three achievements, yeah, yeah.
I'll still be three tomorrow.
I'm back tomorrow, chat.
Back tomorrow.
Big progress today.
We're gonna finish the witch's stuff
I checked with that. We fell for will spin. Yeah, I don't think anyone else signed up
No, I did them all I
Did I'll be back tomorrow for the usual
Thanks for chill everybody. Thanks for all the subs or resubs anyone to fall there. Thanks all the gifts of Jesus
I'll see y'all tomorrow
Super fun to stream this game man. It's really cool
Now I look forward to trying to go a bit
Love it. See you tomorrow, chat. Appreciate y'all. Bye-bye.
I love you guys.