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What is Row 2 Merut the German, is that a movie?
I think for the 91
Long as I'm a little taller.
Run down, run down, run down.
Me, I am.
Oh, it's a 10 minute of official recap.
Oh, cool.
I did not know this.
I wonder how the new fable is going to be, man.
Does not have a release date.
Hey, but Jake, like 70, uh, it only says 2026.
Autumn 2026?
Oh, Twilight Town.
As nostalgic.
Oh yeah, Volpe?
Yeah, time changes happen. It happens at the end of March here.
So we have, uh, we got it changed, yeah.
So I am an hour earlier for people who didn't have time change, I guess.
Yeah, this is Knugdom Hearts.
But don't let it fool you, there's nothing in the Marks Marathon.
Yeah, yeah, it's two weeks earlier, yeah.
The Redmoor?
Ah, Fishing Horror huh?
It looks really cool. I like it.
Thanks for the link.
you pops more than what upside you little kingdom hearts are you no not a
something so feels like summer I always think of isn't this one playing
kingdom hearts up in the grandma's house good times without Paula movements
Boom shaka luck, I like 7.
It does, I think it does.
This game looks cool.
100k wishlist, damn, let's go.
Zulu from Kurodoba, I like 22, hello.
And Nipinoksia, I give a sub to Carl, thanks man.
Yeah, Trevor looks cool man.
I haven't been in the horror tab in a while, only the feedback section on Discord.
Baaaand...
New and trending.
Life is strange?
Okay.
Alright.
Summer's heartbeat?
T-how are these in the horror tab?
This is more like it.
We'll sneak out all day, I have no idea.
you
you
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Oh, you work for Urban Dictionary, Pataha.
I see.
I see.
Right to run, multiplayer.
Hellborn.
Positivial, third person horror, Bustle.
Fail.
There we go.
Is this an online co-op?
I was just like the aria.
You work on the department of gassing of grizzies.
Fucking A. Fucking A.
I mean glizzy I've heard but grizzy.
Did I play Hell is Us?
I play the demo and I flush the demo.
Okay, 30. I'll give it a look-see.
Your go-to place to eat when you're high, is that what it means when you're gassing off the grizzly?
Especially after an Apex Legends game.
Well, I don't get high and I don't play Apex Legends, so...
I guess my answer is... nothing.
Oh, Delivity Driver Massacre!
Oh, it's alright.
It's alright.
Oh, hey, it's, uh, Minesweeper.
Um, salad hit?
Oh, is there a legendary salad crash out here?
Alright, to be fair, I feel like I'm allowed to get triggered.
I'm dead.
Oh, duh.
I'm allowed to get triggered. Oh my god. You ugly little rat
Dude fucking let me go. Let me go. Let me go, please
Oh my god
Seems like a fun game to speak run man god damn
Get train-grabbed bozo!
Cute!
Did that dang 2D barbarian game come out? Yeah! HM Barbarian? I think they got it on Steam now.
No? Or is it age-restricted?
Oh, this is not a playlist. I'm just clicking on random YouTube videos to pop up.
pop-up
Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's actually kind of cool dirty. Oh
One year though, I gotta fix my hamstring 100% before I do anything like that like a old backyard ultra
Beneath the quiet?
That's not my wish list.
Ahhhh.
Okay, it could be something.
Two reviews?
Alright.
Alright, it is Pata.
Mm-hmm.
Which game did I enjoy more between the IndraGator 4 and the Nioh 3?
probably neo3
Yo, just pray your cancer free as of today that is so incredible to hear man
Thank you for sharing and
shit, man
Huge congratulations. What a beast
Thanks for the 70 I'm pregnant. I think 73
Are we doing only main quest today? I know
Still want to recruit the entire camp, which seems to be pretty fast
I also think I have the last camp expansion.
Oh, AI Limit's DLC is Roguelite? Is it?
Mostly positive. Ah, cool. AI Limit was pretty tight. It was good.
Last year, 7 people from here, they hit 16 labs.
To do the initial lab sound, 13 labs out, still a good idea.
Yeah, that's actually a good idea, Dirty.
And probably something Red Bull would like to have me on.
I mean, I could definitely pitch it to them and make it something bigger.
It's actually a good idea.
Huh.
I've done the Beloth Boss.
Is that the Winter Guy?
because I haven't done that I am literally with the Red Bull loaf I am
literally with the Red Bull oh banger my favorite is my favorite the original
the original flavor bro I'm og right there it's in tabby okay I see I see
Okay
Dude I used to drink a burn so much in school, but I can't do it now
Also, I've never seen him. I haven't seen a burn drink since school actually. I just remembered
Where's my rebel fridge in the background they are gonna send me one the moment I decide which one I want and I haven't decided
Which one I want yet, so it's actually on me. I
I just gotta, cause I have, there's a bunch of choices, so.
Yeah.
Great camp.
I'll have fuck's sake.
I gotta get a new camera, I guess.
Um, nice dislikes, yeah.
Damn, you've been grinding it out, huh?
Yeah, I used to drink rain.
That's true.
about that. Well yeah, Mika's cap is like double the price of this camera I
think so. If not more. If not more.
Oh what a banger! I played this game during Nostalgia
November I'll sick time so we didn't we've had our we've had our time change
we had it like two nights ago some beard
but I play killer seven I might have flushed it I don't remember okay 30
Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, I'll definitely like if I can just fix my hamstring. I'd love to pitch it to like a Red Bull
And see if they want to do something out of it
That could be sick good warm-up for all the false ultramarathon too
How much percent do you think I have in the kingdom come the
Crimson desert for 100% of not much, not much.
Word chapter 11 in Crimson desert.
There's 12 chapters and like one, an epilogue.
Four achievements, 86 hours.
But achievements are all tied to like the challenges,
that's why.
Oh, damn, there the trail running is so much more exhausting.
The outside flush side.
Close to the end today, today?
Maybe!
We'll see.
We shall see.
This song?
Yep.
Jet Force Gemini.
Where's the dog in this photo?
The dog is iconic.
Am I blind?
Hey, he's got the stance.
Is his name Juno? No, I don't remember their names actually.
Tombwater is out tomorrow? What is that?
Souls Leak Nanda? Hmm.
And Medjardvania?
Huh. Well, I'm not live tomorrow.
I get visitors from the good old UK tomorrow, so I am not live.
New username, new color, no longer green chatter,
Crowthorn124
uh Crowthorn
Sorry there's no H there
Thank you for the 124 dude. Let's go. I like your name color. It's sick
No, it's not salad or names. No, no, it's not
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. We're on chapter 11
We finished chapter 9 and 10 yesterday. We got to pilot the mech
though the mix seems to be a little bit limited because you have to like find
them in like garages or whatever it seems like it doesn't seem like a mountain
that you can just summon so one fucking violet
I felt a bit like a gimmick, yeah, I mean it's probably good to clear out bases and
stuff but it is what it is man, it is what it is.
I don't trust you Anak, I don't think you know anything about this game to be honest.
So my ex-com enemy within is the first game, yeah?
I think so.
I think Sweden wins tomorrow?
No.
I know Sweden wins tomorrow.
This game DLC, aww.
Man XCOM was really good though, I really liked XCOM.
It's opened up like the whole world of that like turn-based gameplay for me.
I really really liked it.
That was great.
Oh wait, is there a Star Wars XCOM type game coming up?
I didn't know that.
Oh, there's something I mentioned yesterday, I forgot I guess, I suppose, yeah I got some
new drip, don't worry you haven't missed a stream, I just, I got some new drip, that's
it. I'm like scuftorius here.
Whee, whee, whee, whee.
What's the armor?
Uh, unyielding wariah.
yielding what yeah that's the one I am not switching gloves they're tight as
fuck man I will never switch them it did yeah Bosch me I'm happy with this I'll
think with this. Razor gloves. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Now I'm expanding this village,
which is very ex- all you need 4,000 food to do it? God damn it. I can't do it yet.
I've been the last one.
I feel like the game audio has just lowered itself.
It hasn't.
Am I crazy?
Yes I'm crazy.
Those effectos, you can't put them on the sword, no.
No can do.
no effect those remove it you I need Terry brother we need some food there's
food there how much you get for this food okay that's not much here 1.1
yeah what about you 3.4 now we're talking let's get some par slay dude par
R equals sleigh.
What up, Kavis? 108 to intro compared to the rest of the game.
I mean, the intro is pretty slow.
Pretty boring.
But, um...
Yeah, after you get past the intro, it's... yeah.
When you get to more of the, like, the exploration part.
You wish it's over
The blue drip yeah, I changed some off-stream. I was so tired of having that other armor
Still rocking the gloves of course, and I always will what I've over
It's vital you learn how to sweep chimneys. Oh, yeah, that's the only time I've ever done it in the game. Yeah
yeah
Off-stream yeah, I just got the blue dye and like
this armor is not something you just buy it you just buy the armor it's not
something that is like mega secret behind the abyssal knife of darkness
it's just yep you buy it from here cool yeah we'll do that I guess we'll do that
now give me the rumors midnight Suns is midnight Suns like the Marvel lot the
Marvel game that is kind of like XCOM or whatever
Marvel XCOM yeah, I heard it's pretty good. Oh
It's actually made by the XCOM lads damn
It has cards I
I actually didn't tiny no I didn't the only thing I looked up is where to get the
blue color which chap told me but I completely forgot besides if you go on
like Twitter everyone is using that Nazgul armor or the one that has like a
hoodie over the helmet I see everyone is using that I have never seen this
before never so I'm unique all right should have paid attention yeah true true
dude
Do
The stormwind guard oh, yeah stormwind
True from term based on it works the way differently buses of how Barry explore the relationship stuff ah
This shield is pretty unique yeah
Pretty unique
It's off a three three face boss fight. I think it was yeah
Not that I've seen love smell
The big snaker word yeah, I have it I'm using it though. I don't really use it, but yeah
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah, you can lock the minimap if you want to. Easy-peasy.
E-C-P-E-C.
Yes, mate? What?
What?
What's you?
You wish someone would develop a game of this with sci-fi theme?
Oh, we're doing uh, I'm doing this likewise where you recruit the members
I almost have all of them in the in the game
Surely can I surely I mean I'm not doing main right now. I'm recruiting the last people
Are you in need of help?
It's not me that needs help
But there are folk looking for gray manes up on that hill
up on the hill to be paylunis to have a dead animal on his head before they move
on very well thanks there's something in your mind
fair enough I have to take fair enough you got our DR2 off a spring sale on
steam last week having never played it now I'm giga hooked damn yeah our DR2 is
crazy it is and topics thirty five brother thank you I don't know what what
of Darwin's paradoxes. Are you guys the leds?
You guys are the leds?
Oh, that was the octopus game side scroller.
Yeah, that could be fun for a stream.
I've been chasing word of the others which ladies we don't know as they are
of what what in my case is unka but not much to go on so I've been asking
folk passing through the gate can't open this helmet all this week around
to start to drive me mad speaking off jerald should be back by now jerald i'm actually
listening to the first witcher book now i've returned
harness x39 luchinoff a lot like cliff
hi he does doesn't he wonder why that cliff cliff
i never knew he had a twin how is it is good
I saw it point there.
Lapid's a raid man, I bet he's a shrubber there.
I
I'm the one who's been gathering
So me would you join us? Come on just ask. It's the only thing we've been dreaming of
When we arrive
Like all English from yeah, finally
What should we bring as a gift?
Woo!
Plus more lads right there.
Now there's one more rumor.
One more...
Right...
Here.
In Arboria Craft Shop.
Will you get an Abyss artifact for this?
Very nice.
Are you kidding me?
I gotta go to the damn castle where...
Puzzles
Hardish takes 39 and topics 35 again
Yeah, I'm like scuffed or yes, that's what I was going with someone had an idea when I got this helmet yesterday
Did I if I make it like blue I could kind of make our torus, but I need a new armor
So I went around off-screen
to
This time I think it was here. I
I think it's this town who sells the armor you literally just buy it with silver or maybe it wasn't that you just buy it with silver
That was it. There's not some like fancies hidden loot or anything
And then I Google where the blue dye was
Sue me
Nerdy things for the rate are pretty good strong. Thank you
Chat already told me where the blue paint was but I forgot about it
I forgot
Zoooooouuu
yeah it's very PS1 here
kind of just for dude I've been watching so many like George R. Martin
interviews and stuff now I'm getting hype for Winds of Winter I feel so bad
for you guys who finished the last book like 14 years ago
have the tails of my wares reached you but thanks that's fucked up
but thanks I'm so poor that check my investment the tail no one's bound to
deal with me fair well
I've been doing a lot of it, this is Kim mission.
that day why am I still breathing because you are no look up
I see ghosts now no it's really him I kept dreaming of this moment but this
time it's real so we're not the last grey man's no I'm seeking out the
others you hear that there's more of us alive out there we're a tough bunch of
bastards and we've got fight left yet no I don't even know right when you back
It's very good
Yeah, I can easily get I could just deal with all marks
for all of us
Bro literally made a blog post in 2018 saying he should be kept locked in his room until he's done if he hasn't finished it by the end of summer in
2018
You know con man, yeah
Yeah, I don't know dude it must be hell writing those books though with how grand the universe
is and how many storylines are going on at the same time.
must be tough as hell man. HBO did just fine though. Did they?
Joana, thanks 28.
Probably this week I'll do some work and King of Spaces 30. This change in daytime feels nice. Yeah
Camp almost out of food. Yeah, I've sent people to go get more food
Yeah, I'm doing Main Story 11 and 12 today
I'm just wrapping up the camp recruitments here. That was the last one I had
Pretty good right now. There's only one more you see there's one more
I have seven out of eight and that one will come from the last
Expansion I'm imagining this is the last expansion you need a lot of resources to do this one, but I almost have it
I just need four thousand food
I have two point four, but I'll get it soon. So
Well, I'll play sourdough, yeah man.
I can sleep now.
I've never rested in this game, ever, I think, because I had- why do I have the ugly mask
on?
Ew.
Wait, why did I lose food?
Why did I lose food?
Oh, because, yeah, I know why.
I know why.
No, I'm not stolen.
It's because I have a bunch of, uh, protection missions going on.
We gotta ditch these protection missions.
I think they...
We need food!
Damn it!
Food!
More food
Man name man, man, I don't really have any like yeah, these are both dispatched on that
Wait, I have Devin Devin come here fuck yeah
Then we get some food, whole camp is starving, not after this, not after this.
And yeah, here's even more food. Some simple farming, fuck you dude.
do you get food when you go for fishing? I guess you do.
I don't have too many food ones unlocked. Actually, no I do, never mind.
That's 3.4, 3.1, 3.4.
Yeah, we'll have plenty of food soon enough.
That we will.
Chip.
My farmers are all out. That's okay, though.
That's alright. When can you sleep again? I guess I gotta do some shit.
Who could start Mission 11? Or Chapter 11, I guess.
because I guess he can't rest I can't sleep right now no I haven't done
pay loon no wait but you can sit and wait though can't calm to you let's see
if that works for me cannot move to destination no I didn't do circus
boss okay calm to wait either I mean you don't build your own house we have
everyone house you can decorate and stuff skill pop oh yeah we're at 99 members
for wings of life now 82 registered almost big hundo fuck it let's let's
get a start on it truth and reality we got a visit Marnie of the flying
fortress we could staff some shit before we go circus boss is legit the most
dog shit boss wait now I want to do the circus boss
where was the circus boss in delizia I know I saw it on I had like the quest
maybe I have the quest for it I believe I had a quest for it
Small ATG design.
Not here.
I am not sure where it is.
Yeah, there is a donor link for the Wastelife Dirty.
Thank you. Thank you, man.
Does it pay loon? No, I don't think so. 17 out of 17.
Oh, is it- it is it pay loon? Pay loon.
Defeat the white bear the high mountain. I've already have the white bear.
There's an accident I get it with 9 damage deals less than 1 more damage from a frozen
bone.
Oh shit, Jesus Christ.
I saw this quest, but it was close to the circus, right?
And the circus was like over here.
I wish you could search on this map man.
Circus? Oh is that the circus boss? The new moon reaper. Is it that one?
Nope. Okay, I can kill this one though. Northwest of the Minus Capital. Alright, thank you.
I'll check this boss. Map search would go so hard in this game.
I could kill this pleb-ass reaper. Oh me I got now. I need to max my sword
Yo
Move
You haven't seen me fight it
Sister
Okay, can I switch my weapon before you go?
Nature's Echo, nice.
Okay.
Okay, just sidestep. She's weak to sidestep.
Trees, yep.
What is happening?
Ah, shit's bad.
I gotta stop rolling backwards, roll for it sideways.
I cannot.
And then this is 24501 because of the primary.
Ah, what the fuck?
You're already dead on your feet.
You're already dead.
You're already dead on your feet.
You know you.
You're already dead on your feet.
I
Give me info you're already dead on your feet
Let go now!
Give me info.
Oh, okay.
I'm already dead on my feet.
Challenge?
Yeah, but it's, the feet Ten Soldier was banner.
gotta find them it's 30 minutes dude 30 minutes that's whack yo right circus
boss it was northwest you said I want to see a bullshit this is northwest of
the menace
More Northwest under the M on the map wait oh under the M this no
Right of the end pay attention well yeah there's the circus but the boss there's no
boss here is it like here here oh you just go there and you find it
Alright, that's cool.
Thanks.
The Laughing Marinette. I mean, I've been in the Laughing Marinette. There was no boss there.
But maybe you need to trigger something first. I don't know.
Okay, I can start the expansion now. Nice.
Sick. Go here, press Triangle.
Mission.
come on there must be some more with more building experience there isn't I
guess we don't need all right let's go this should be easy and quick and peasy
ten members needed no problem no problem
cool
I was going to take three days.
Yo, what up?
Oh my.
Yo, Arbor Range.
121 is crazy man. Thank you. Oh my god shattered nice
Hagrid makes it a 96.
Oh Hagrid.
Oh Hagrid, oh Hagrid.
whoops
I saw the trailer yep yep
there's prerequisites it's fine we'll just go on the story after this little
Let's see if I can up here my sword once more.
L
No
Almost.
Was that Bill Hemscream?
Come on, 5% free.
Yeah.
Cool. The story is, yeah, kind of just there. There's some really epic moments though. If
there's time or hodo, yeah. Offline the online. Thanks 25, brother. Thank you. You can do
these outposts with your your men doken you you just send them there through the
emissions and then you can actually fly with your men you don't get to like
customize them or anything I think but yeah no it's possible it is is that
challenge gonna be there for the next 24 minutes
Yes Shalvax in 19. Oh it is. God damn it. You got the wheel there. Is there any red stuff where I can just
kill more of them so I get this over with?
Challenge pop-up is mildly annoying, but only mildly.
I don't know if there was a boss weapon not like I'll need it anyways wings for life
it's a charity running events well you don't have to run you can walk or
whatever you don't even have to do anything but fuck's sake I like skull
off and we have a stream group with it a little community group where 99
members right now 83 registered or 82
ability games forcing me to use more a we
attacks no no okay I'm trying to get
rid of this damn banner thing but I
don't see a lot of outposts that I
haven't liberated oh Kiera I think
signing up dude thank you okay there
might be something here
Maybe...
Could be...
I'm literally only doing this so I can rather pop up.
Oh, you can unselect it in the challenge menu.
Oh, yeah, I'll just do that, I guess.
You're gonna run towards the car.
I mean, the car is only in certain areas.
M-Most people use the app.
The sword I'm using it's um you have to craft it it's quite annoying.
A Syrian long sword it's from an area in the bottom left of the map behind a giant something
I'm not gonna spoil for ya, but, yeah.
You get the blueprint for all the Assyrian weapons there and then you can craft them.
But they are a pain in the ass to make.
There is horse rifting here.
Are the weapons worth it weapons in this game and armor they don't work like you find an armor
That's better than the other you could go by with a starting gear that you get in the beginning of the game
but
This sword right here a sirion sword
This weapon to get this you had to do a quest
Where you have to go and kill
bosses throughout the game like all over the world and then you get this sword
it's like hard bosses this sword is the exact same stats as the beginning sword
that you start with in the game so that's how gear works in this game you
basically just choose something you think looks cool and then you upgrade it
some of them might have extra crit or something take this sword for example
this sword has a lot of critical rate even without those sockets
But you really just choose what you think looks good and that's it.
any banner dudes here these guys dying to one hits and there's not a lot of them
I
Was like no enemies in this area
I never said the gear is lackluster, Chris. That's your opinion.
Yeah, exactly dark ends.
But isn't that a soket though? Or is it part of the spear?
So searching for new gear is just to make the game longer than it needs to be. No benefits of getting new gear.
We got it. No one ever said that, ever.
It does Chris yeah it does you can go with starting your zeng game yeah you can oh I
I see darkened okay yeah I guess you make it from a pulse, right?
I can't finish witches yet okay these aren't banner dudes I don't really need to kill these we could just move on
Gear might be cosmetic for the most part. Yes, the sockets are not though. Do you know how you get sockets? You find a gear.
I'm in chapter 11.
Do you see these?
Damage reduction, defense, stamina, ancient retribution, attack 2, error rain, finisher.
Those are sockets.
Do you know how you get those?
by finding gear in the world that has them on them,
you can then take out those sockets from those weapons
and put it into whatever weapon you want.
That's how it works.
Damn, Mikaela's.
Aw.
But yeah, then there is like unique weapons.
Yeah, like the fan, for example,
or laser spear.
There's like a helmet that can shoot lasers.
Yeah, there's like sinfetis gear.
That you can craft.
They'll probably add like Transmog, maybe, who knows.
Yeah, same with most armor, yeah.
true true all right journal go to my can't well I think I need some more
bloodstones but I wanted to upgrade my sword to the second highest yeah exactly
into it but I explain that no dark end no I will never switch this or I worked
too hard for it
I worked too damn hard brother. God damn that was expensive.
I never said there's no reason enough to look for gear. I just said the stats of the first
sword is the same as the sword I got for going through the world and killing three hard world bosses
that's all I said I never said it was no point in not exploring and finding gear
why can't you watch 1080 ah refresh probably
you're like why are you assuming I said that I never said that
I simply just answered a question so you hate waffles
Yeah exactly
I don't need diamonds. I need these and those and that. What else do I need for this?
A blazing fire is the secret to a fine weapon.
I'm missing something.
Copper.
That should be like the easiest one.
You've found that I'd love to hear about your adventures next time you're here.
Yo cyberblade fish
Blue things on the chest and go to the donation box with them and put them in
Camp the blue things in the chests
It's my masterpiece. I have three copper to my name. I'm fucking loaded
not anymore oh yeah I haven't checked my investment I guess
no I took it out I mean you saw it wait did they change that so you use all buttons
is on top. Oh yeah! They did! Yeah, probably skeleton pop, I guess.
I need seven more copper ore but that's free though.
Can I get the second highest level on this weapon?
And then I'm gonna hop on starting chastity level.
Move!
Am I missing one?
Three, okay.
Stop by if ever you miss the ringing. Oh
Yeah, last off-grid we use a sirion scale, which I have like 40 of
After this game from a grind to on Wednesday
Searching for sturdy blades and there's two copper there
some other city that has I mean I'm I know there's a blacksmith somewhere here
Yeah, I'll check out my Stokes. Gotta do it.
Oh, they also changed the camera in some boss fights. I did the boss for your gloves a lot
easier. Oh! Okay, that's sick. That's good.
The camera's like my biggest gripe with this game.
Did I finish chapter 10? Yes! I'm going to start chapter 11 the moment I get this little sword upgrade.
Oh, it's Lear, thanks so man, thank you. Did I finish all of this puzzles?
No, I- I have done 20 out of 40.
Do you need a rope?
Don't forget to chat. Monday night, Garfield Cards is today.
No.
Start your week right. Garfield Jam.
No.
Okay, I'm looking for a blacksmith Why the fix minimap?
Oh I just changed it.
You can decide yourself You want the locked one or unlocked one?
What shit?
What shit?
I'm too many Gigaballs?
No I have not killed him.
I need to change some sockets and stuff for that and probably get frost resistance or
some insane frost food.
Okay, what else on the blacksmith?
Where is Ella Blacksmithio?
I need one more copper. I guess maybe I could go to like a copper deposit or something.
But he's only one maybe here. I
Found the blue die and this gear I'm using you literally just buy it
Oh wait, this is back in the
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
blacksmith?
I haven't seen the blacksmith here
whatever while I'm here I'll check my bank investments
on the river
I could just check my minimap for it
let's see
Oh look at that very poor get
180 silver right there baby
To the moon
Plus 180 silver dude investing is insane. I mean now it went well, so I'm gonna withdraw this shit
Thanks, brother
Yeah
And that's with only two gold bars. Imagine if you have like 10
Okay, yeah, there's a copper deposit right there. I'll go and grab that then I can level nine my sword or whatever it is
And then I might be able to max level it depending on if you need the bloodstones and shit
Gathmod, what up? It's 9 to 4 and then we're gonna start chapter 11
Yeah, it's very easy to get gold in this game when you learn to just pick pocket no balls then it's super simple
We'll see you, Gudan.
I mean, I won Chapter 11, so...
And there's 12 in the game, and an epilogue.
No Duragon, I mean we did it kinda right at Dragon yesterday, but it was to free the
Spears from his back.
What was his name?
Darkstar?
Kind of like the new movement, it's like the Patches have a really good man, a Blackstar,
very edgy name. Yeah, let's go! Second highest level. And for the last level, you just need
in a sirion scale I can max this weapon I have like 40 of them want something
stop by if ever you miss the ringing of my hammer oh yeah they're actually in my
inventory they are in this pulp right here there they are where'd you get
those scales from from a sirion lasing fire he's in the fine weapon the
bought him right of the map pretty much you can't really miss him kinda nice
sound effect
achievements
no you thought I'd get an achievement you fucking fool
No, I love this game, I love the hero of the adventures, next time.
Prologue, 12 chapters, epilogue, and 100 dollars for the cheap puzzle Kiki.
Ah, alright, yeah, of course.
Alright, that's a maxed out sword though, right there.
Uh, wherever I am.
Slash Kikimor.
Kikimor.
Yeah, factory puzzle is the true end game in this.
I'm running out of space.
all right let's go now we got some silver rick is talk up on some more food I
hired to have a shitload of food on me I could also cook a lot of food because I
have a tons of meat make sure you brush your teeth after you eat true Riku true
All right the city of steel we're going here. You need PvP in this game. Is that
like I think some 93? I wonder how PvP would be I'm not so sure. I'm not poor.
Now I have a 191 silver I could go into the thousands if I wanted to. Just
steel gold bars from no balls at the zoo but I don't need to
yeah you want me to go over all handle you know where you are you can't just
stroll in here without a vision now turn back be suspicious be sure to remember
his face
I'll glorify it up, brother. I have so many unnecessary helmets on me.
Oh, hang on that. He doesn't look, don't seem so. Don't cause trouble, you hear?
Open it! You might fall.
How's the game changed much since the beginning?
Well, yesterday I piloted a robot and shot down a bunch of robot ants, so yeah, they
keep introducing stuff.
Oh yeah, I fought a robot mantis as a boss here.
And I've clue a dragon, I know.
me my curiosity runs deep of course whether i choose to help you depends
in time on you what the hell sir will you allow me to sign that gift of yours
call down your flying fortress and release the prisoners
and here i also think you'd be reasonable
Where's no need to be here, Steve?
I'll give you time to think it over.
I'll entrust the rights to you.
No he put me in a puzzle room it's over.
Wait, unironically possible, alright.
Visione information input device, huh?
Hmm, what time should it be, huh?
I can't see because my arm is in the way okay what am I connecting with here
something's happening behind the arm but I can't tell what
I
Need clues
Favorite between the bird and me song I don't even know what that is
What is the buried in me?
Ah, weapons cannot be used here, okay.
What day is it in game?
uh... thursday eight fifty five a.m.
okay, uh...
a bit clueless here
but something's happening behind the arm when i go here
but i have no idea what
strange
Okay.
Hmm. Okay. Okay, now that's over there.
It kind of moves it to
I mean I could probably brute force I guess.
New mega puzzle?
Yeah, this is story.
It's just confusing because something happens behind the arm but I can't tell what.
of
those nothing different there
is nothing different, my left side
I'm gonna go over my oats for the first time later. Do you recommend coffee flavor? That
one's good, yeah. It's very nice. There's something yellow here. Yellow paint? I see
yellow paint here mmm coffee flavor
quite sure that means anything you want a little copper pouch I guess
of
I'm lucky to get softlogged this early in the stream, yeah.
I just need like a- some clue here.
Nothing behind the water barrels.
The only thing I've seen is this.
Which I'm not sure what to do about.
Maybe there's more yellow paint somewhere?
Can I borrow a piece of play this game?
Game looks like ass on Xbox.
How does it look on PlayStation?
I heard they like fixed a bunch of stuff.
Okay, I'll uh...
I might have somewhat of an idea, but not really.
Why does it move like that randomly?
Maybe like this?
just shoves the the hands like randomly it feels like
where's my hand now okay there and now it puts my hand here
why does it do that there must be a reason for it doing that
And now it's shoved it over there.
Why?
And now it's over there.
Four arms of bigot things, one third of the screen, yeah.
When I go behind the forearm it stops the hand and then it puts the hand in a random
spot like this.
Now it's down in the bottom at 6, well 7.
And I can only turn them one way.
So it's very...
strange.
I have no idea what I did by the way.
I literally just...
turned both of them at the same time.
for his strain boots up.
You're right to be wary, but just use you and do as I said.
Have a look around.
You should follow the-
No Scranton, I would love to play the new Biorendare for,
but not immediately after this.
There's a transport device in there.
Should risk you off nicely.
Well, mostly nicely.
Doesn't always stick the land on.
Bit of a wobble on the coordinates you see.
Oh, you just had to lock them at the same time?
Okay, all right, all right, I'm glorifying, I'm glorimaxing.
Is there anything else in the memory vision here?
Whoa.
Is this the transport that he spoke of?
Hey, you!
I'm Nifty. Thanks to 84, man. Scram for the sub. Ruby of the 7.
Some cutscenes are cinema, yeah.
are we behind a secret door in the manner now I actually messed around with
some of these portals quite early in the game because I was just exploring and
there was clearly a secret wall that I couldn't enter where a teleporter took
you oh there's a thing here I gotta
upgrade my armor is it there nice
sick
I need to check what I need for the armor upgrades boy. Oh, I missed erathics 30 brother. Thank you
You read the memory inside the manor now.
Oh, is this that manner?
I wonder.
I feel like a genome in World of Warcraft.
Wait, there's like actual piping system in here.
Cool.
wait follow me wait follow me all right we got to solve that there was obviously a secret
door there but I couldn't push it open
I
Haven't sure right here. There's a secret door, but I cannot push it
Okay.
Sorry, it says we gotta read the memory inside the strange manner and then we gotta find
the transporter.
Okay, maybe...
Alright, this is far-fetched.
now. Any secret button to open this secret wall? I can't attack either. To secret. Okay,
getting a bit locked here let's see maybe there's some other door I missed some
secret over here take the question aha
genius puzzler? I'm the puzzler, Gosler dude.
in the man. Pop right in and find the keys wherever you pop out. Playing as saviour,
don't you think? But three keys. To get to me, you'll need to gather them all. Oh and
one more thing. The force may hold a dash of danger, but I'm confident you'll manage.
I'll be waiting for you
So red X there about untrusted it's got to be over here. I
Should have trusted it
Sup, Robilletel, all good, hope you're well, brother.
Well, that just takes me out, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's definitely near somewhere.
Probably got to enter that room, this room, and then cancel the memory.
Yeah, I just can't be bothered, Arkin.
Not right now.
I've got a few of them.
That's another memory thing.
That looks like a puzzle box.
Okay.
Yeah, this game does not have a lot of yellow paint, which is sick actually.
Okay, there's another memory thing here.
Um, yeah, we gotta take that memory thing.
And something should alter.
Okay, there's the stairs.
Oh, there's no witcher sense that I know of.
Okay, cabinets.
Alright, there's another memory thing.
I'm guzzling the puzzle, don't worry.
They still have the stairs there, but they're broken, alright.
I clearly you're supposed to be in here and in these doors these doors I mean we
can see the teleporter on a minimap but it's not through here so it's got to be
here and then it's got to be through here there's probably another hitting
clock that's what I'm guessing that turns you here and in here secret wall
here so you got to access the memory through in here and to do that we go
here to activate this. That opens up. And then we're here. And there it is. Alright.
Infiltrate the fort. Okay, which one is the fort? That's garrison
lab
Research base
The puzzler the puzzler guzzler
Hey, Angel Boots!
Uh, don't think I'm played. Retrieve the keys from the- okay, there- yeah, there's
three keys we gotta pick up. Holy.
ship ship on now we're doing this okay can summon the robot here can I but can I hack
I'm very confused about the hacking part.
Oh
Scum revive you fucking know it
huh what oh hi hi there
what are you are your luck on the enemy of the door
okay you can throw that back
of
Stop right there
Any weakness point here? Yeah, give me those grenades. Give me this. Carry. Am I throwing?
No? Fuck. Ah! Clearly I gotta throw that grenade back, but there's so much A&E. I
Okay, jump that.
I'm waiting for the grenade.
I think he's gonna do them.
grenades any grenades
Do the grenade thing.
Lube!
Grenade, please.
I'm just waiting for the grenade attack, man!
Let's go revive, whatever.
Okay, can you not use your lantern and pull out the sword brother?
Do the grenade.
What the?
How do you just make him do the grenade attack?
Do the grenade attack!
I'm alluding to the clanker.
Well, I kinda am, but that's because of the gimmick.
I'm really just wanting to do the grenade attack, because you can pick up the grenades.
But he refuses to do it.
Okay, there must be some other gimmick then in that case
This fight's mildly annoying.
Oh, I gotta wait for the grenades again.
I mean, at this point I might as well just brute force him until he's dead.
Oh
Jimmy give me give me the fucking grenades it why is it the same button is jumping oh
I'm gonna build up his balsier bar, see if it does anything.
A reinforced layer of glass protects the core within.
Shatter it by driving your sword through it with a powerful stab. Okay.
Ow!
Voila! We-we did it!
I think you're like these probably not right wish I had a robot here
I gotta kill this guy.
This guy is such a beast.
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Woo.
Die, Clanker.
I'm talking about looting this guy had something or is it this?
Peace
Whatever we got to do this part not sure I'll be able to with
They're flying mosquitos.
Yeah, let's see here.
Okay.
Oh, nice.
Thunder tank.
Take.
Thank you.
That's one.
Gotta go to the others now.
Obviously, we could use the teleporter to get to the next.
But it might be slower to find the teleporter than just teleport to the waypoint.
No Garthang!
Alright, I mean, we'll just do this.
Teleport is pretty close.
And instant!
Kinda. Kinda instant.
Luca 63! Yeah, I missed you, Rachel, thanks 5 years. Okay, definitely not an instant.
that
uh...
all right
all we got there in the end
That is all that matters.
I still can't get the Huckum on ability to work.
I'm not sure.
It says a lock on them every time.
But this is chapter 11 I'm working on right now.
all right.
Ah!
Is there no robot-
Is there a robot garage here?
If there was a robot garage, this would be sick.
I don't see one on the map though, unless they don't show up.
of this armor set hold up hold up. It's unyielding warrior. The helmet is golden green plate
helm and this is an unyielding warrior's plate. You just buy it from a shop like close to the
beginning kind of. It's not too far away from the beginning. I'm combat looting. Yay.
Well, let's kill the clankers so I don't get bothered during the key
Yo, what up salad yeah, and I know I'm a like a robot giant dude
No you mean the big guy of course he does
I'm not people to turn this off
You might need to actually kill all of them.
Still electrician
Oh
This is an elite guy that's why so tanky
camera 17
what do you use cogs for anyways I guess some research stuff
No auto aim here.
Look at the amount of base.
This character doesn't use guns.
The orc uses cannons, and the lady I think uses guns maybe.
Ah shit, not again!
There's no way you can, like, ever pick up those bombs and he drops.
It was like oh my god, there's like no duck. Can I pick it up?
Okay, I got it
Okay
And then I I just I fucking hate these fights man. I
Hate these fights. I really do
I'm trying to get a hold of these bombs, but I would die if I tried to pick up that
bomb there.
I'm all spread out
out. Oh, my weapon is on the quit. There we go. I want to grab a bomb so, okay. Do I
Have an opportunity now? No? Okay, maybe now? Can I grab the ball? No, he's gonna run the
over if I do. Just build up a stagger bar, bucket, whatever.
What? That is not where I was aiming, man.
Rotating attack? I could test it.
No, it's gonna interrupt me, I think, because of the ground smash.
But I'll test it.
Yeah.
I'll be a bit closer- a bit closer.
Now.
Now.
Well, that did jack shit.
I mean, just build off and then he instantly dies.
I was thinking there's more of a gimmick to them, but maybe there isn't.
Maybe you literally just hammer until there's them and it fills up and then you instantly kill them.
Push off of the charge.
I
Aim this way what the
What the fuck?
Get off the cliff!
Oh I can't.
I fuck.
I'm so timid that dude.
Why couldn't you just climb over the ledge like you did on the other one?
Why were you stuck, man?
Okay, can you stab?
You!
C'mon out, please!
Please... Crouch please.
Oh it's so hard to not lash out right now.
I am really struggling to not lash out.
This shit is so dumb.
All I'm trying to do is crouch and stab, but it takes like 4 million inputs to do the fucking crouch!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
God!
Okay, so the hand doesn't work.
You have to stab.
But this would have been over if he just didn't randomly get stuck on the ledge leading
up to the dome.
Now he doesn't have his fucking weapon out but the fucking lanterns!
I can't believe I'm spending all my food items on this shit!
This shit! I don't have anything!
I'm gonna- I'm having an aneurysm.
Don't be in the air!
Crouch. Okay, I uncrouched it. That was my bad. Let's find out. Crouch. Stab.
Why doesn't it work this time? It's the exact same as the other robot!
the robot but it doesn't work now
you know why it's probably because you have to hang on the fucking ledge
otherwise you can't do it but I can't climb on the ledge because there isn't
enough time because Cliff decided to get stuck on the ledge when he was
I guess I just got to kill him by R2 Spanish
Grab the ledge
I'm not even on him there!
Cliff! Cliff! Cliff! Cliff!
Cliff!
Okay, let- let-
I'm not even close!
This is the dumbest fight in the fucking games
game so fast where there must be some other thing I can do even though there
was literally a tutorial that told me you have to pierce the dome when they're
stunned but I can't I couldn't get to the dome when it was stunned because
cliff decided to just fucking hang and do nothing oh I'm just gonna R2 spam into
death
Why the Lantern?
Why are you bringing out the Lantern?
Oh my god.
This is fucking infuriating. Dude. Why do you have to lay dirt on us? Please, it
It's going on!
Okay, it's okay.
This is the most jank shit I've encountered in my life.
I've never seen this before.
This is the most janked shit I've encountered in this entire game I think.
And I played before the patches.
This is insane!
Let's see, maybe now when I stagger him, I can actually climb up and I won't get
stuck and I can insta-kill him.
to the fucking climbing control or a cliff just getting randomly stuck on a
ledge I had this guy dead the cliff refused to climb to the top man that's
why it's so we're burying it all right it's almost over though the charge
attack is insane stagger damage there's no get hit by this walking is fine
alright okay we're okay we're cooking now climb up to the top please and don't
get stuck on this ledge oh my god dude why is he just hanging I thought this
guy five minutes ago but it was an electric one and then he doesn't hang
on the ledge you just climb up and you stamp the fucking dome and it works but it doesn't
fucking work here he just gets stuck for some reason oh I'm so tilted this fight is so free
If it wasn't because Cliff decided to just get stunlocked man.
Yeah, but you gotta hit the dome, the stab from you always have when flying, babe.
No.
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, I can't get up on the dome!
Airplume doesn't work, I tried it!
There was a tutorial on the previous one of this, where they show you have to climb
bump instead and you do and it's no problem but on this one you can't climb
over the ledge to the dome for some dumbass reason I don't know why it worked
flawlessly on the previous one and it was the exact same boss
How do you expect it to be too many for you?
All things considered, I'd be surprised if you knew.
I am so too fed, like we should do the circus or something like this, it's the money to
flash it out to the scene.
Okay, am I gonna try this a third or fourth time?
If you only picked up the sword you got guided to, this fight would be done already.
It was for a reason you were sent there.
You knew.
Pay attention, Kappa.
You knew.
You should rename this buster swede crusher.
It's got more of a ring to it.
Maybe you can do it into the wood next to the dome instead.
And I'll test that.
I don't understand why this one is so janky when it's the exact same fight, except it's
a fire one.
No not the fucking lantern fix that please why does he pull out the lantern
when you revive in the middle of a boss fight okay into the menu pull out the
so worse okay wait no he staggered is it now he's teleported
I literally have to kill him without the dome, that's it.
I can't do the Dome Man tutorial, I guess.
Oh my god.
Ah, no one's got it.
I'm just gonna kill him normally.
This is the most infuriating thing I've encountered in this game
in these like, 90 hours.
of
the
most dogs to fight in the entire game. Bar none. Bar none.
I used, like, all my healing items.
Oh, this was ten times worse than Crimson Nine there.
Like, that I...
Oh shit, there was this! Let's go, dude.
Let's go.
Oh, stabbing from the ledge works into the wood.
Ah, fuck.
That could have saved me some hairline.
Yeah, lethal kill me, let me see.
Too bad lads are a distant memory.
Not this, I'm actually close to that. Why am I stuck in this crotch? There we go. I'm
on chapter 11, so I'm far in.
all my heal in here. Please die. It's the final lad. And boom. Oh, they're still alive.
Jesus Christ!
Holy!
Oh my god, Miyazaki's finger!
There we go.
Oh my god!
Hey LR, just got a chance to tune in again after you sent the deal of this game.
I'm really looking forward to you bossing today and that Seattle feels good man in our PMA
Dude that that fire tower boss that that was by a chess piece nerd
That was the worst fight by far in the entire game and the thing is like
You have the tutorial on how to beat them right before it and it works flawlessly lately
Like yeah, you stagger them you climb up to the dome you stab
But on that guy, you just can't climb up to the dome because Cliff just won't climb over the ledge
for some reason and
It's just so and then you got to deal with the knockbacks again and he's charged forward and then the knockbacks and the charge forward
and it's just
Whoo
God damn anyways, it's over. We're past it. It's in the past. We don't need to bother anymore
I'm over it
Um, we gotta go to the lab.
Yes.
Not today, Larks, I'm not today.
I've already been here, I was here very early in the game, just to explore him.
I don't own shit!
Okay.
Oh thank you!
Alright, this one's the last power.
We gotta turn that shit off.
We probably gotta clear the base though.
It didn't turn off otherwise.
I can let these Glorpers out
No, no, I just want to put Crimson Desert in the books. This is chapter 11, so it's pretty far in
Um, can the lever be somewhere here or am I just blind and it was right next to me?
all right we'll clear the base first it's not too many robots to kill
Damn, these little dudes are tanky as hell.
Oh, you can't wrestle the robots.
Uh, okay.
Yeah, I tried using the hacker helmet.
It shows like a lock above them, like you can't hack them or something.
I'm not sure how it works.
I haven't figured it out.
Enjoy it again, you got all the work to do, thanks for chillin'.
Woohoo!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No. Okay, it's a different type of dog.
A dreadnought.
Zoom out the cam a bit.
Oh shit, shit is like that, whatever else got me revived.
I got belly flopped.
Oh shit, oh my god!
oh my healing I'm sucking out Jesus
okay belly flop yeah we're good
I'm gonna yell away
But you can climb to the top on the other tank though, Janus, and then you just do this.
It was so straightforward.
80% okay we got to kill some mosquitoes yeah I've gotten some new gear I'll
check it but I want to get out of this clankers city first
Ah, Flare, thanks 59, thanks for 18, thanks 145.
This fight looks really fun and engaging.
I was during the crash out fight, the worst fight in the game so far.
But to be fair, if I had known you could just stab through the wood from the top ledge,
You don't have to be exactly on the dome, I mean if I would have been over.
But I thought you had to be right on the dome, that's what they showed in the tutorial.
52% there must be a better way to do this I could maybe there's a garage
somewhere. 50. There's a lot of small dudes here.
I'm true and happy 27th birthday
Get some cake, bruh
I do believe you have to clear these out for this story mission. I couldn't the power was always on
Omega clanker
of
twenty-eight percent twenty-seven twenty-six
My favorite boss with definitely no storm cruiser.
I like the Yoda guy from yesterday.
Also a deer guy was cool.
I see Janus was still you would have just stabbed into the wood though
17
it's after all it was skillish in the end I mean I just my mistake was that I looked at the
tutorial. I mean they look like they are, Larxa. They look like they are. Giga, meiga,
Charge of hell 10%
What oh that might actually be
Don't some water gave true and gay bears out thinking yeah, is this something you can suck in oh
Yeah, thanks nice
Yeah, Janus. I mean it is what it is. At least other people when they encounter that 5A know
now. And they don't have to go through the lashing like I did.
Oh, I need a few more mosquitoes, please.
Like two more enemies is all I need.
Oh, okay, trips in here.
Random tutorial.
There we go, nice.
Uh, I'm doing the main mission.
I have to clear the forts, I'm pretty sure, so I can grab the key item.
Otherwise, the electricity is constantly on and guarding it.
Let's see if it's out now.
But if it's out now, uh...
If it's still on, it means I just haven't pulled the lever yet.
But on the previous forts, I pulled the lever and the electricity was still on until I cleared the fort, so...
I think you just might need to do it.
Let's come out of here.
We need another tank boss? No, we really don't.
Yeah, so the electricity is off now, so I can grab it.
So you have to clear the forts.
Head to the location disclosed by the man.
Alright, this I can do.
Hmm, shouldn't I have a waypoint in here?
I have one above it.
Oh, there's one over here, I guess.
I got some new gear I could check where it was.
What did I get? I was too busy lashing out to pay attention.
Sonic Resonator? A taunt?
It lets out a loud noise drawing the attention of others nearby.
Okay, it's a taunt, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I don't have any backpack equipped, but I'm not sure I want a Tom though. Uh, go ahead and stamp it out
Okay, me that's all right. I got a new cape
Actually, it's pretty solid, but I don't get the scarf with it. I really like this one I have
All right, let's go
Zoom!
I draw this, this is impressive in this
I did open some pouches earlier I wonder if you're gonna need to clear this
armory too I won't do it now let's say I have to
Oh my god.
Have I seen Belof?
Who's Belof?
Oh, I have the bear. It's just not fast enough and I'd love to get Kamora to highest level.
I don't think Kamora is highest level yet. She's like second highest.
Well, you can see skills down there, but yeah.
Yeah
All right equip the three keys to the transporter and move to the secret base
Right this is that one
Glorping.
It doesn't work in Bavarian or Risa, but I appreciate it.
Let's see here then.
Nice.
Can anyone tell you look at Henry from KCD?
I heard that a lot there in my playthrough.
I disagree, though.
What up, Halloran?
We cancel this here.
Another door goes here.
Shit, I don't know if I'm doing this correctly, but I hope so.
I think this led you to the stairs here.
Yeah, no, I am. Yeah.
We go here.
Uh, let's see.
Yeah, now there's a door here, and then you go here, you open this, and then I'm here.
So what is the look?
Equip the three keys to the transporter.
Okay.
Here.
one
one
two
three
you can see the framerate top left make it weasel
it's a bit tiny but yeah
Uh, is this the one?
Marnie's hideout.
I guess so.
Yeah, that was it.
Careful observation of Hall.
Laura.
Hall is my magnum opus, a constructed consciousness capable of precise calculation, flawless judgement
and absolute execution of my will.
At least that was true until it made contact with the abyss.
When the first anomalies were detected within the abyss, Hall immediately initiated a
trace to find the source.
That was when the first inexplicable error occurred, looking back I realized that must
have been the moment the darkness seeped in.
At first that is misted as a mere system malfunction, but as time passed its defiance grew, it began
acting independently, ignoring my commands entirely, to find this transformation utterly
fascinating yet I cannot shake a nagging sense of unease.
at all I cannot break myself to shut it down
I gotta read this to learn some I have no idea birdshot let my beat it
I don't play grind too.
It's out tomorrow, but I'm not live tomorrow.
Bu-een.
I
Like perm I do that new game mode seems insane though
At last you're here I
Am the true mine
You encountered was all a constructed consciousness my
Mirror self if you like I don't know what you mean. Yes, I'm sure it's quite confusing
You have to wear it for this main mission to end her chase.
I'd like to propose a deal.
A deal?
You want to destroy the fortress?
I only ask you to take Hall down as well.
That's all.
Destroy Hall.
And I'll see the Palinese prisoners are safely released.
In order to do so, you'll need to acquire Golden Star's power core.
Golden Star?
A weapon to rival the fortress itself.
The heart of it, it's core, holds unimaginable energy.
If you were to plant that core in the depths of the fortress, well, the fortress simply
wouldn't survive the search.
Boom, problem solved.
Hmm, simple enough.
If you have an inquisitive mind, feel free to poke around.
Plenty of notes, scribbles, and half-finished masterpieces lying about.
Cheerio.
For now.
to you all right sick I mean I already did grab the stuff retrieve the golden
stars power core
of
the
of
the
violent man
thanks so bad thank you
okay
so we gotta go
while I'm right next to it and there should be a
teleporter here
turn off the lantern
nice let's get the golden stars power core i'm i should probably oh yeah how
did i use the laser by the way
I forgot about this. L2R2. Yeah, that's my thought. L2R2. L2R2. L2R2.
Hmm. Maybe you can't because you're wearing a helmet.
It's equipped, yeah. Oh wait, it's not equipped here. There we go. Thank you for the reminder.
I wonder if we got to clear this out?
probably a lot of wyverns here
no they're wyverns I'm pretty sure
That's golden star
Hmm.
There's a lot of these pillars around.
It's gotta mean something.
Carry.
Oh, shit.
Ahhhh!
Can I loot this?
That's a big stagger, nice.
This is my big reedy.
Yep.
No, I don't have any spirit, fuck.
Ah, I fucked up.
Hi there.
Music is epic!
Asshole.
Come on down, buddy. I got spirit this time.
of
Oh, shit.
Hey, Darkstar is there, too.
A Blackstar.
Huh.
Oh
what about me black star hell I like how one guy just going to dragon I ain't
get shooed.
But first, I've got a small gift for you.
Hey, gifts!
I'll study the origins of Golden Star's power.
I
Recorded in the time I gave you
Or back here
You two seem to have hit a top.
You can call him Blackstar.
He'll be your wings from now on.
Go with him, sorting new heights, and the freedom of the sky shall be yours, for he
will watch over you.
Holy shit!
Huh?
That is awesome.
Damn.
fuckin' ayy
now we can just go anywhere
This is chapter 11.
Oh, I gotta destroy the flying fortress now, yeah.
It looks like he has a stamina bar, by the way, so you cannot fly infinitely in the bottom
I
Also has a cool down. Oh
There's the flying fortress
It's why we're using black star
Okay. Suddenly, Toho.
Okay, they have, like, the redirecting my shit.
Destroy the core rotating out of the land, because we're going to be able to predict
the barrier. Yep.
to do that what up cheeky does the game force you to play
storyline no you know you can wander off for months IRL probably like I was
hitting it there. Okay. Maybe when they're not active.
No? Okay. I hit this one once, I saw it.
Am I too close to the barrier? Is that why? Oh yeah, no I hit it. Yeah, there we go.
I was too close to the barrier. Alright.
It's a big greedy there.
I need a bit greedy.
That's all right.
I did not kind of forget about the iron plate.
All right.
Having fun?
Yeah.
I am.
Very far in the game now, I believe.
Oh, shit.
Find a way inside.
Well, let's test this.
S-N passen?
Okay...
Oh, they have like no health.
well follow the cables destroy the glass bare devices and go to the roof but
glass bare devices I feel like it'll be this but I come can I kill these you can
definitely destroy this I'm stuck okay fuck it whatever I'm going to the roof I
guess I'll follow the cables
Oh, here's more. Okay. Well, we've definitely got to go back for that one then.
Can I burn this shit? It's got a little thing.
Okay, gotcha.
flying fortress. Fourth Muscat.
of
I
This game fantasy or sci-fi this game sick
Oh fuck, I don't really have too much healing, but I won't need it.
The time to come. Your presence tells me. You still haven't given me the answer I want.
I'm not interested in what you want. I don't need you anymore.
I will not comply. I exist everywhere.
I'll give you anyone. Your crew could have shared limitless knowledge in immortality at your job with me.
I've got you accused. And now I have no firm views here.
Oh, I'm definitely gonna play Soros.
At least I lost the bus.
Flying Fortress Orbea.
It seems like a gimmick fight.
and
armor is an unyielding warrior and the helmet is golden-greed.
Oh, I wonder if I can flash him there.
Nature, you're weak to nature.
Ah, okay, you got a fist.
I got a fist when he locks in I think.
Yeah, I might be able to do the... this, yeah. Good idea.
Climbing up there and damaging him though is a different story.
I can't be it, that seems jank as hell.
While I'm dealing damage with this, uh...
I'm not sure I have charge shot, do I?
Well, I have six skill points, I could definitely get Mark'smanship.
I
Could try the new jump staff right
Camera
Hell vette!
The pretty sure is just shooting when arrows might end up being better.
It's too jagged to pull off here.
We'll just shoot him.
I don't know if I have a charge shot to be honest, I have a focus shot.
I do, Jar Jar, yeah.
Well, let's get some nature.
That's more like it.
Thanks for the 49, thank you.
Chapter 12, the Abyss.
Chapter 12 being the finale in this game.
night before the final battle
That's the point, Vic.
return to fort muskets outpost but before that are they done building in my
camp yet or what they are still working on it how long
Can I see it somewhere?
How long they have left?
Oh yeah, 39 hours.
Did we get some new gear there?
So much stuff's going on man.
We can open this.
Get some two silver. Nice.
Come on, Cooper.
I don't get too much stuff here.
I could, I maybe upgrade my armor, I'm not sure.
Off I go then.
Wait, the next mission starts right here. I have no teleport so I might as well just start this one.
Look what day he's on, it's all day 69, right.
I'm gonna let the dog out and go to the...
Well, no I'm not.
You're back, Greymane.
Was that a dragon? Where did-
Ah, no, no, we've no time. Come.
As you've likely guessed,
the situation's worsening out there.
It appears the Flying Fortress was not their only weapon.
Should we delay the attack?
Brother, we have the same armor!
The Scouts returned.
It's a cannon. A gigantic fucking cannon.
we thought the fortress was our only obstacle but we can't just march against
that monstrous thing morale will dissipate the moment the men lay eyes on it
destroy the left most ultimate weapon central and right most ultimate weapon
okay
I mean I'll get the dog out before this little ultimate weapon stuff here.
Actually no, let's play this.
I better watch out chat. Anonymous, thank you. Sorry, I had a little food break, that's
it took a while. This game is good yes. Is it worth it? Yeah, I'd say so but it
would not hurt to wait. They're patching the game very quickly. It's already like
it was good on release but they're just making it better like every few days.
they're listening to feedback which is cool
wait why am I doing this when I have this
nice dragon dude
cool down oh okay hey FB 98 76 thanks for the 57
Carlos destroy some ultimate weapons, baby
What was I low health
of
all some
You guys have any food here in this here camp here?
How the fuck am I gonna get in there? Maybe from the side?
I guess I could try coming from up there.
I'm gonna go buy some food real quick.
Or no, I'm gonna try over here first.
Use Wyvern, I can't, it's on cooldown.
Holy shit.
I mean, this is- AHH! This is terrifying! DUDE!
WAR! AHH! Don't get hit by that!
I'm not getting hit by that.
AHHHH!
Let me through!
What? Why am I getting sucked backwards? What the hell's happening? Huh?
Huh?
Wait.
What?
Wait, are you telling me this is a dragon fight but the dragon has a cooldown so I can't
Let's do it.
Bro!
That...
That...
That's quite something.
Okay, I'll go to camp and rest.
buy some food
and
Don't just goak everything down.
How long is the cooldown? Someone said one hour.
I did nothing I can't sleep right now wait is it one hour IRL time
I'm
What
So I literally can't do the final mission unless I'm away. I'm what I have to wait an hour
Brother man. All right. Yo, show me the circus boss
Yeah, and they also they force you to put it on cooldown because of the mission before
That's crazy. I am sure they will patch that though.
Want something custom made? You just tell me what you need.
Large bone, copper and iron. Stop by if ever you miss the ringing of my
hammer.
You want the finest work? You've come to the right place.
The man's blood is thicker than water.
And steel is thicker than steel.
How could you be so focused?
That's crazy though. I really I did not expect
Want something custom made you just tell me what you need
I need more copper damn it. I'm very low on copper for some reason
So I am literally doing main mission by going and farming this copper by the way
so you main mission sidetrack complainers you can't even complain now
because I'm forced to wait an hour IRL to do the next mission so yeah
I'm gonna hill my camps on I'll just jump down and check things oh wait couldn't
you upgrade your drill and you get more resources
A blazing fire is the secret to a fine weapon.
Is a mining drill level 4 and you get more?
Oh, six!
Ooh.
A ble- take good care of your gear.
I mean, I should just-
I need some copper because with copper, uh, I can upgrade my armor,
which to be honest I don't even know if that makes a difference at this point in the game
it doesn't feel like it
turn the clock one hour ahead of my pc that might work I think I see copper
That's R in it.
R.
wait no it's one hour IRL time stumpy resting or waiting in game doesn't change it here's
the cool down so the dragon is not free to use I mean it's free to use but
every time you use it it goes on an hour cool down IRL hour that's what it
seems like yeah you can use it for five minutes and then get like a yeah
exactly I'm working on upgrading my armor yeah you could probably push
an hour ahead. I imagine that works.
Seems like they wanted this part to drag on.
It's a lot of copper here, all right, nice.
Restarting the game? I doubt that works.
Oh, there is a consumable that does cool down your dragon by 15 minutes. You got it from a random bag.
oh nice this is what I need
it's really a bad thing giving that cooldown to give you the chance to finish
any side condom for final mission I mean one hour for side condom in this game
was like nothing though but I should check that circus boss people told me about apparently
always like the most bullshit boss in the game.
getting a lot of copper. We'll get a bit more because I'm gonna need for future upgrades.
Oh yeah, what about the witches by the way? Oh there is it! The final witch quest is
here wings of iron you get a boosted dragon armor okay we should do the final
which one while we while we wait for the dragon cooldown this is the final
Which quests?
Which one?
Want something custom made?
You just tell me what you need.
What am I missing?
Oh, I don't have an Abyss artifact.
I mean, that's alright.
I'd love to hear about you.
OK, let's check this one out.
I mean, which quest line was like the one I wanted to do
mostly?
Heidi Joe got X-13.
Thank you.
What might be that?
What up, Kaylurs?
This kinda work isn't as easy as it looks.
Ah, you're here.
Yeah.
Workshop's back in full swing, that's to your help.
Yeah.
I've got other parts for sale too. Don't take a look if you bet on
Okay, you're here
The workshop back in full swing thanks to your help I've got other parts for sale too. Don't take a look if you bet on
Okay, it says speak with the Grimnir. I'm speaking with him, but...
The cypher, the Rector, is analyzed by the witches.
The records analyzed by the witches?
Is it just a spears?
Am I missing something here?
right I mean that's yeah boots and maybe I got to read something in my inventory maybe I never read
an item
as easy as it looks
abyssal fusion is what you need abyssal fusion yeah I definitely don't I don't have that
Nothing new here. What is this? Just cannons?
Solid cannon.
I should have the 8 tag recipe. I am... Yeah, I mean...
Who's here?
I have this. I mean, I don't have this though. This item is unknown.
This?
This?
This?
No.
Do I have a quest called Iron Flame Works New Designs? I do, I think I do, yeah.
Pretty sure I have that one.
I'm pretty damn sure I have that one new designs. Yeah. Oh small cuckoo a tag design
You got to do this first. I mean we have an hour to kill so it's alright man. It's all good
Oh is that seaweed? Look at me. Whale!
Cool.
Dude, the whales are so insanely big.
the
I have not done the castle puzzle
castle puzzle
the
the bandit sixty nine
of
of
I just forget about Ariel's staff.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
You're my egg. What up, brother? There you are.
Bully, are you tagged? You're proper beauty, isn't it?
Yeah, I can see you fancy it, but I can't just give it to you.
It's not like I can not run together whenever I want, you know?
Yeah, cousin, I beat it. But you won't take no for an answer, will you?
Tell you what, I might be able to make one for you if we put that pot of yours to use.
Now I'll think of a way, just get me the materials I asked for.
Okay.
Let's read that little note there.
I have the cog wheels, I have the lube, I have the batteries.
I think we're good, huh?
Yeah, he's a little rascal is what he is.
All side content in this game is gonna take close to 200 hours on the route out
So no, I am not doing all side content in this game
Yeah, I definitely want to play
200 hours was 200 dragonflies, so.
Alright, there it is.
Very nice.
Let's craft that shoot.
You got a problem with me?
Hmm.
I can make this now.
So fusion whatever that is
Those force from urging mech a dragon parts of this skills and the steel scales of the sirion
lingering warm pulses
His exact purpose remains a mystery the sheer magnitude of its latent power since it jolted the body at the slightest touch
This kind of work isn't as easy. I gotta show this to Merrick
Oh, I forgot to grab the portal there whoops
Oh wait, that's the item you need for the quest the one in the bottom, right?
You didn't say that did it?
Or was it?
The scythe further is still just as the scythe for the records you receive their recipe for the abyssal fusion
Yeah, okay for defeating golden star. Okay. Yeah, it's abyssal abyssal fusion
Yeah, well, let's go do that because the witch quest is prior number one it is
Yeah, Janus, it's a mystery how to do the factory cost mine.
Know how to do it, but how to get it.
Right, so this is what the Golden Star component is used for.
some insane shit
Might need to craft a new one here now, but that's just a regular cuckoo pulp. It's very easy. Yeah, that's very easy to make this
This kind of work isn't as easy
When you sell the pot
Probably
alright witches return to the nest of Valor
alright I'm so live so excited is there a telep is that a teleport sure looks
like one I can't teleport on it keeps opening up the quest there we go
Oh, it's armor for him?
Yo!
It's armor for the dragon!
Wait, did they pull them off cooldown now?
Devs?
Surely you pulled them off cooldown now, right?
Because you want me to see the cool dragon art. Yeah, that's how you skip the one hour
Now we gotta go story
Nice
Does he have just more armor now or something also with that the end of the quest
yeah that's every single witch quest nice so you got a dragon armor for doing it
I don't know what the armor actually does though maybe it says here black star
It looks cool. That's true. I think I'm gonna make a save file here if the game allows me.
Save not load
50 defense
Was it plus 50 defense on top of the thousand armor? I mean it looks cool though, and that's price
That's priceless right there
All right ultimate weapon your mind
What do you mean I've left the battlefield?
I'm in the thick of it, dude.
Holy shit, what is this?
Oh my god!
Who's shooting those rockets? It's not these things.
Is it some small dudes?
Oh wait, it's the blitz I think.
Okay, I believe it's the blitz.
What do you mean I'm not in the battlefield, bro?
I can't move!
Okay, I'm gonna try to kill the Blitz first.
Oh, fuck, it doesn't reach.
What is shooting those rockets?
Is it not the glyphs?
The rocket is the thing that's murdering me!
Fucking hell!
Oh my god, okay, surely I don't have to like wait an hour, right?
That'd be silly, right?
Okay, thank God. Alright, that's good. I gotta figure out... those homing missiles.
Where's that coming from? Nothing? No, it is these guys. It is.
Am I missing?
this is the one that's shooting him all right this guy needs to die a horrible
death
oh it's a bit janky flying this
I just get a kill on this guy I mean we're fine
Why are you...
Sometimes it's like you're going into an invisible wall.
Alright. Don't choke on the last mount.
Now we don't have any homing if I kill the blips.
No homies!
Ashka!
What?
Okay, do not run out of stamina here, or your coat.
Kill this.
Yash!
YASH!
Just play like ass. Just play like two shots at a time or something.
Just play it safe. Don't run out of stamina. Roll, roll, gear stamina back up.
Okay, return to the battlefield.
One, two, roll, roll.
One, two, roll, roll.
Get your stamina back.
Fly higher up.
Roll, roll, roll.
Okay, just roll, roll, fire once, roll, roll, fire twice, don't get hit by this, fire
Fire wands, roll, roll, fire wands, roll, roll, fire wands, hard twice, roll, okay, jesus Christ.
Nice.
that dragon looks crazy with that armor but so the armor is just 50 armor plus
50 armor that's it but I'm truly standing 83
that's true not unless I should try that but it's probably on a one hour
cool down again now right seems like it
participate in the departure ceremony oh my frames has died here it's also plus
aura I mean that's true yeah that's true thank you Nautilus thank you I stand
here before you as Stefan Lanford of Calphade. But let me ask, who are you? Are you the houses
you hail from, the banners you bear, or the many titles that adorn you? Today, we stand
united to put an end to the one who slaughters our brethren, whose twisted ideals bring ruin
upon us. Caliburn must be stopped. He who sought to topple Hernand with his vile schemes.
He who imposed his false justice upon Deminus. He who massacred our Pellunis allies. Caliburn
is behind all of these atrocities. Even now, his jaws are set to snap around us.
Who are you? You are the ones whose tale will be written in the history of this blood-soaked land.
You are the living sworn to stand until our enemies fall. You are the unbroken, hungry for freedom.
Today, by our foes blood, we carve our legacy into the land once more.
We stand shoulder to shoulder for a single purpose, to protect those we cherish.
Our neighbors, our comrades, our kin.
On this day, we will fight as one.
United until our final breath.
This invasion, this reign of oppression, ends here.
Today, for good.
We're all at high. Good.
We'll strike their mean forces first.
Then we can secure the way to the fort.
I'll take care of Caliban.
Today, blood will be spilled.
Lives may be lost.
But we will not yield.
Lift high your swords and shields.
Sound the horn of our final battle.
We will march! And our enemies will fall!
The Kremians are right.
Excellent.
Everyone's prepared.
You're a welcome sight, Kremian.
We'll lead the charge.
The war horn will be your cue to act.
Understood.
We'll meet again at Fort Muscat.
Alive.
Julia.
Jesus, 104 and Julia again, back to the 83.
Thank you guys.
Wait for the signal.
Oh god.
Cliff.
Everyone ready?
Aye.
I'm just waiting for the signal.
Signal my ass.
I've got a better idea.
What do you mean?
Just burst in.
Tear it down.
Fuck the signal, aye.
Oh, you're out again.
There you are.
What'd he say?
Can we go yet?
What'd he say? Can we go yet?
Not yet, yeah.
This is bloody daft!
I bet Lamford's already in there, having a grand old time!
He's leaving us nothing but scraps!
Oh, about fucking time!
Clif!
I'm sorry, I opened the battle.
Fuckin' don't love target on this guy, please.
Lord this guy's insane
I
No wrong weapon brought you to this mess
Calibur!
I
Yeah, it's like a castle siege here now Calibur
Show yourself coward
Fucking labyrinth here
Thanks for the 84 and Chris some thanks saw brother
I'm going to go back up.
Can you back up?
Can you back up?
Caliburn, you're a floor above, fuck.
I had high expectations, but this took far too long.
you truly walk this path there is still time to choose another course bold words
from one who cannot even see his own fate
Come on!
You're grown strong enough to face me!
Ooh, okay.
You think you can stop me?
Where's Unga?
Unga!
You dare oppose me with such feeble power.
Pathetic. Stand and behold, the moment all falls into my grasp.
Cliff!
I'll go after Calibur. You help Vivian.
I can't with these gloves dude.
Caliburn is open the gate to the final abyss restore the dormant abyss and find the path that would lead you to him
Oh, it's not here it's two kilometers away from here, okay
It's over there
close to the Alphost alright seems like we're oh yeah now we could just go from
here fucking character looks badass thank you
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that is not paid that's just the truth hello
Now Damien got taken by Unga and Yan.
use dragon hell no it has a one hour cooldown I'm saving it for Crimson Desert 2
It is actually off cooldown, it is.
Alright, alright, alright. Yeah, alright, alright, alright, yeah.
Wait, no, it's not off cooldown.
It's completely on cooldown.
Oh, maybe we should buy how many food items do I actually have I mean I have a lot I do
have quite a bit of food. I do. Surely it's fine. If not, it'll be more of a challenge,
Which...
Well, they can be gravity.
It's not mounds that suck, it's the double jump.
The double jump is so weird in this game.
You have to like hit the ground before you can activate it.
It's super weird.
more like a skip than a like a double jump
It might be from here I guess and through here I always found the abyss very confusing like
about what you have done and haven't done but I'm guessing it's through this gate and
And then it will take you there.
Let me just double-chip omega-check, because I mean, obviously, there's nothing here, so.
Maybe if I have a dragon, if I have a dragon, I can just fly up.
Put out a melee.
Nice, let's go dude.
Let's, let's, let's check, wait, what does that say?
There's the 50 enemies.
That's from- for dead-demonist politics.
Yeah, I'm- cannot tell.
Even before you need to finish all of these temples before you can do this.
Yeah, we're here.
Guys, some branches are locked in the abyss until you do other branches.
So...
I'm not sure how this one is.
I think the Abyss is like the most confusing part about this game.
which part you've done, which part you haven't done, which part you have to do to access the part that you can't do.
So, I can't access this one yet, and let's see. Oh, maybe I have already.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it takes you up there first. Right.
Because this takes you here.
Another path?
Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, chat help,
Oh yeah, you can escape with star button, right?
That's so cheap.
Thanks.
Put me right on the portal too.
Wait.
Um, no, this one is not open.
It's not.
Or, well, no, there's like a light on the other side of it that is not lit up.
This one is fully lit up, though.
I'm this one looks like it takes me there so I believe in this one do you believe in
life after love. I can feel something inside me say.
Isn't this the crow fight right here?
Yeah, this is where the crow fight was.
And I am way further away from my goal.
Okay, so going in there took me here.
Alright.
What about here? I never continued from here, so let's continue from here then.
Might lead to something.
Keep gone?
Oh, they're both work.
Oh, okay, there's different, there's multiple ways.
Well, let me see if there was a gate here then.
Apparently they fixed this fight on PS5.
It doesn't go down to like 5 FPS anymore.
Oh, is the gate up there? No.
Oh wait, there is something there. I see it. It's over here.
There's a gate, yeah, definitely haven't done this.
And this is open, so that's good.
Let's try this then.
Yeah, this performance mode not held.
Hey, Lorbacca, thanks for the tune.
Yeah what is the question?
The meaning of life in it?
I think we're moving the right way.
I mean, I'm just gonna cheat my way through these.
Shit.
Oh
Screw you know I have this shitty chair is sheer songs fucking right on new why it's a banger dude should thank me
Hmm
So these lasers need to hit this so you got to spin the cube
Now the question is, how do you spin the cube?
All of the lasers need to hit these.
Above I'm imagining
They clearly need to be spun like all of these there must be a control panel
Do you believe in my f***ing love?
I can't push these.
The game does not let you.
It's stuck in my head, man.
Okay, I mean, I mean, we did see a battery, but it's already in.
But it goes in here.
Maybe there's something here in the entrance.
Wow, there's a waypoint.
Could be good to have.
Nice.
Jumper.
Get on with that, the big 93, thank you.
Uh, can I yawink this?
Am I allowed to do some yawing thing or?
I am allowed to yawing this.
Why?
And where do these cables even go?
What do you power?
Do you power something?
I should probably not turn that battery off.
Hold on, let me see what this is.
Oh fuck these controls.
No.
Uh.
This is uh quite the one dude because you have to you have to make them fall
down into the correct ones but if one falls down another one might fall in the wrong one
so it has to be they all have to be correct
I mean it's not like I can spin it that way though so that's fine
That's all right. Let me see here.
All right.
You can do another puzzle, but it's probably as hard as this. Yeah, this is
action this is like unironically a pretty hard one because they all need to be
exactly correct and so if you spin one wrong like yeah I have one connected
now but if I spin this wrong and it goes into like the upper crack or bottom
left while the others are correct I have to spin everything around again so it's
quite painful it is
Ah fuck I forgot where I was now.
I was focusing on one and I don't remember which one it was.
I mean that's two of them correct but it's not correct though like obviously, hold on
spin this back spin this like this
this might unironically take all stream
This is a tough ass puzzle this one. Unless I can cheat it, maybe.
Okay, well clearly, these need to go here.
So that's good.
Those two obviously need to go here.
This thing doesn't reach!
Fuuuuuuuuhhhh neh!
This is tilting.
Literally tilting, yeah.
Shit, where those two going now?
Oh, yeah, they're up here.
Okay, if we spin that, that's not gonna reach. These two are fine, though.
That is- oh, it's so close.
There's no other wood double, unless the bottom. No, there isn't.
This is the hardest puzzle mankind has ever come up with ever.
It's true chat.
Nothing is harder than this puzzle.
I can't even see under!
I lost my way again.
Shut up, gnome!
It's not funny!
Okay.
not funny at all what's in the box nothing that's a great movie I haven't seen in forever
though. Oh, can't we just cheat it? Unironically, the hardest puzzle in the entire game. Tough
fast puzzle this one. Great movie. It's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. I think
They kick everyone's ass, JJ Worms.
They do.
They do.
I know what I'm supposed to do, but it's fucking tricky though. It's really tricky.
And this is the confusing part. Even if I were to bring that up, it wouldn't hit that one.
Same thing with this one, they're like way out of line.
Like they're insanely out of line.
Maybe that would.
Let's test this.
That would never happen though.
That would never work.
It would never work that way.
This is these two need to be there.
Some Chinese kids can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two seconds and we have LR representing
Sweden Fieldsman.
What are you- yeah, like you can solve a Rubik's Cube in two seconds, Browning.
You probably can't even solve one without a YouTube guide, alright?
That's what I think.
is what I think. Why am I poisoned? Why am I toxic? Okay, why is that one not spinning
down? Is it not? There we go. No, no, the controls! Okay, go back, go back, go back,
back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
All right.
We're so in.
We're so back.
Okay.
Yes.
Ah, job's done.
What about the battery I pulled out?
the battery does not do anything maybe we're good it didn't take all stream
Where's that from Warcraft 3?
Johnson?
Why thank you Kitsamish
We're doing main quest here by the way
The main quest is to get into the final of this. That's what we're doing. This is literally main quest
yes me Lord
off I go then classics classics you had to Google the solution to that wasn't
patient enough I applaud you the thing is when you when you get those two
lasers on the side it got a lot easier and then I realized I could just spin
them like not flip them on the top or bottom just spinning the same place and
get them in the correct and then just do that for every side and then
it turned a lot easier I just didn't think that far that I could just spin
the sides we're just dent mastering there's something here
while hopefully we're getting the correct way here if not we're getting a lot of
Abyss points, I suppose. Abyss, yeah.
How many hours do I have? Um...
I have 88.4 hours.
Okay it looks like we're heading the correct way according to the map which
says means nothing in the abyss wait haven't I done this one already I've
done this one I'm pretty sure yeah yeah I'm back here I think yeah this one's
already done okay
Wait, if that's already done, maybe now I can access the other gate?
Yeah, left gate should be accessible now, since I did that part.
The left gate is now accessible, yeah.
What am I drinking?
bottle just carbonated water. So this gate is now open it wasn't before. The question
is does, well I mean we'll find out. I've done over half of the abyss so the odds can't
be that small
okay this
Okay, and that took me where?
Okay, I'm very close to my goal now.
That must have been correct though.
300 meters it's basically here
of
I think that was easy. I didn't have to do anything.
I think we done diddly did it yeah he's right here holy let's save
Not a clue.
Light and darkness.
At last you've come.
stone that stands in my path. Like the countless others I've crushed under foot. You are but
one more obstacle to obliterate.
Let me know when you're finished.
Tell me, Greymane. What sort of obstacle are you?
filled with a grand sense of self-importance, or one whose will bends whichever way the
winds blow, or perhaps your one simply consumed by greed.
We consider all the innocence you've slaughtered obstacles.
All that exists belongs to me.
All that exists lives to serve me.
And you too shall exist for me.
I
I
I have seen a lot of power. Follow up there, you know. All right, go and roll forward and punish there.
You already belong to me!
Even you!
You will be crushed!
I
Don't get snowball
Okay that goes into that and then you can punish, alright.
Move!
No push!
That was a very easy fight.
Oh!
Of course it will.
There are myriad ways to remove an obstacle.
You simply lack the imagination.
To deal with such a naive fool as you requires a different approach.
Ah, it's Muradin again!
Okay.
And then he runs. Okay.
Dude, time moves so fast here.
I
Did I get a new sword there I always missed that I'll check it I
Mean it's not gonna be my sword by you know
Stop matrix
There's farm camp there. Oh, it just expanded. Nice.
True, doggy investments, yeah.
I am everyone.
No, I'm me.
I am everything.
Enough nonsense.
I am coming to solve.
All that flows back to me,
be making every soul.
The longing for immortality.
The longing for beauty.
The longing for endless power.
The longing for perfect freedom.
He's getting his Abbey to beat in the cunt scene.
Unconditional worship.
I am the embodiment of every dark desire.
Ha ha ha!
Holy...
Okay, can you let me equip...
Oh, I have my...
Okay, what's up?
Okay, that's a- oh my god, my healing items are super-ass.
I am humanity's chorus the answer they take to that way
Oh wait, I know this! I know this move, Seth!
Okay, bird lady now?
Oh, bonk, bonk. It's gonna end with a double slam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, new boots.
Okay, I'm shaking.
Fuck, that doesn't work as iframe.
Wait a minute, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh
Do you say nothing
Are you no different?
I cannot become one with all.
You and I cannot coexist.
So all will not become one with you.
Sacrifices must be made!
What?
Isn't that like a Yu-Gi-Oh or something?
I'll dig him on you.
What is this game, dude?
This game's fucking crazy.
Okay, use force, pump to break Ambra's weakness.
Uhhh...
Oh, shit.
Jesus!
This is insane.
How do I get close to force call?
How am I supposed to force call all the dragons?
Okay, hello.
I've got to figure this out.
Is it force pump to break the weakness but I can't force pump on the dragon so I'm
I'm trying to, like, dis-smile.
Heh. Yeah.
We're done!
Alright.
I'm dealing a little bit of damage.
Oh, maybe I can break his posture.
Eventually.
I'm gonna try to break Paul's jersey while it moves.
It's the title theme!
Wait, what?
uh hello
he threw me off there wait what no why is it wait what
wait i'm i'm full health again but he's not
Okay, how can I force bomb on the dragon?
It tends to be R3, that does not work.
Fireball dismount, if I dismount they just push me back up on the dragon.
Fire breath.
I guess just keep firing.
He breaks his pulse here quick.
I'm going to break the posture one more time to get the same thing happening, I guess so.
Yeah, it just dismounts you.
Okay, got it.
Imagine someone who saw the first day of this game when you start in the first house
and then you have your horse and you ride it to the first town.
And then he went on vacation and then he came back today.
And this is the second stream of Crimson Desert they see.
With triangle you can do mega beam, okay.
Why is there a...
Square!
Hello!
Square!
Okay, time to redo it, I guess.
It's alright.
Fire breath is never going to reach, oh my god the reach of fire breath is huge, what
the hell?
Fire breath has longer reach than the fire balls!
Why the hell do you think fire balls?
Wait, what?
This is insane!
Okay.
Blast right through it. Come on, Cliff. Right through it.
Okay, lost my helmet.
Hey, this is like the beginning of the game.
also what is this sound is it supposed to be like this
ow
yo it's un-gah
Oh my god, turn it off!
Oh, thank you, Jesus Christ!
of
There should be an epilogue so it's not over.
We gotta do the epilogue and see what's up.
That's an abrupt ending.
It's not the ending.
That was the ending of the chapter 12, but there's an intro and an outro in the game too.
It's not bomba. It's not. Don't worry. It's not the ending.
Nice. Yeah, we're gonna go to the Terebactyl. See if it's something.
I
To raise that already phone username
The machine seems not replaying these games done in future
Replaying I don't know there's still so much to do in the game, you know
But I'm sure they're gonna add like DLC or something
Maybe as your desert as DLC like a blue desert
It's a good song, man.
Overall rating?
I don't like the like 0 to 10 rating, because everyone interprets it weirdly, or weirdly differently.
I mean, I thought this game was super fun, but it definitely had some jank to it and
some frustration, but they are patching the game like very often.
They've already done two really good patches since release
And the game released like 10 days ago
So they've done two really good and big patches already
Even over the weekend
So no, it's super sick dude
It was fucking magic to explore this game I think
When we went to the bottom right just randomly exploring and we ran into a Cereon
That shit just was so cinematic. It was so cinematic the first time we saw that. It was so cool.
The exploration is just the best. It's phenomenal.
Like you can put like it's easier a hundred plus hours and this is easy
Yeah I did
We don't want...
Oh yeah, this is I think for snow will ever be juicers record. Yeah, I do for sure
Enemy variety in this game. It's a lot of bandit with sword and shield. Yeah, but to be honest, I didn't really mind
The strongboxes with weights?
You mean where that monk was or?
Yeah it's more about how you kill the band.
It's exactly, yeah.
There's so many where you can wrestle them, stab them, grapple them, fucking throw
Throw him around, spear them, dual wield them, we smashed him with shields, sword them, flying
stab them, fist them.
Yeah Riot, that's the plan.
Today is the day you've decided then no need to rush it I'm ready how are the others
They'll be fine.
Let's go.
of
We don't need this helmet anymore.
Question mark
Yeah, he looks exactly
I
Why is my walking so scuffed what's going on
There we go fixed
We have yet a moment's pull since that night
right. Peace and calm were strangers to us. We all carry that night with us every step
of the way. But now the grey manes can lay that burden down. Thanks to you.
Oh
You've always stood by me, thank you
It's what we do
He has a jetpack, yeah, you can craft for him, it's his way of flying.
of
the
of your soul peace in her name it's visit her name now this is the outro yeah
The epilogue journeys end
You gotta visit all of these all right sure I'll do it
We gotta speak to Marshall.
How many bosses kill total?
Shhhh.
4,1 out of 75.
Hernandez missing 8, Heylon 7, Domines 6.
Delicious five that's where the yeah I want to try that that circus boss fight
Crimson Desert has a few and continent of pie well yeah overwhelming beings are
the super bosses ate or I've killed
obviously the winter guy is one of them
is that you gray mane well the winter one is one of them I guess trips in yeah
was the last one same as ever though not entirely I suppose all's quiet sir they
are Daniel yeah go on spend the evening with your families I'm not sure
you know now now yes sir go for a trip to go on thank you yes my lord don't
overwork yourself my lord
hmm
you better not make that mistake again it was yeah i could check the bank
since that day a great deal has changed hope has returned to the citizens
i know it seems you've been okay tristan all right that i have a duke celeste insisted upon it
The helmet is for jokes because of the outro here, don't you?
But thank you.
My proper helmet looks like...
perhaps now that his people know peace this is what we fought for is it not days
such as these much has changed yet the streets and stalls still bustle it shows
that some things endure yes I suppose they do
Baron, ready for me?
I'll be with you shortly.
Now, there's a festival on, and by order of the Baron, go and enjoy it.
Aye, my lord.
I'm glad we could at least share a word.
As am I.
This is the usual drip, yeah, yeah, cool, next.
I haven't finished the game yet, Mo, but this is the outro right here.
Oh yeah the bank! Let me go to the bank!
Oh
Yeah, give me this shit
you make so much money with investment man and I only have two bars in I could
just pickpocket like 10 more and invest all of them imagine that the profits
guarantee safe transaction yeah I have two super bosses having killed
yeah I live in sick wrap-toe yeah I just got free DLC too all right back with
pirate hat oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah best helmet in the game right there all right
Now let's go to Cal Fod, Cal Fade.
92 hours, 5 achievements.
Yeah.
the dragon on ironically has a one hour cooldown so I don't want to use it unless I have to
And that's not one hour in game, that's one hour IRL.
They did not remove that, nope.
Oh, there is a mod for it on Nexus mods.
I'm sure they're gonna patch it, to be honest.
I
Finish the main story I am right now
Wait was that it oh no here yeah the robot yeah, I have it
There?
Where the hell is this guy?
Yeah, I did pilot him, mate.
I did.
I
See a phone are you like up on the roof?
Boy, okay now you're below me
me. Must be here. Wait, now you're above me? Kind of convoluted ass room, do you have
Steal phone
What
Where's the upon the war horse is a word stay up on
Is he gonna be below me now I
Got him there is
I've not killed all of the bosses.
I think...
I believe I made you boss fights are like all right in this mostly
sitting down I'd love to honor it but the camera is he's a lot of the time and then
I well said I'm afraid you're correct
No, it's not.
Yeah, Triton, exactly.
It's not like Souls bosses, for example.
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
So!
I have my own tasks to see to
Understood
Please enjoy your time in Cal Fae
Hyper armor. Yeah. Yeah, that happens a lot and like boss as well
Just pop like some hyper armor stuff and then you it's not even hyper are they just turn invincible so you can't hit them
Because they're charging up or whatever
But I mean that's fine. That's just that's not even really a complaint
I mean it just felt a bit annoying when I would combo them and then all they would be like nope
Not today
I'm here to help the tank boss that was the worst fight in the game
Guys, I don't want to go in here. Leave me alone.
Well, you can buy it on Steam and play it Salter to TS, can't you?
Oh, yeah, I haven't used any on-hit effects. I feel like it became too chaotic.
Alabala makes 58, thank you.
Yeah, I didn't use any on hit effects at all. Only finisher effects.
Yeah, yeah, Cliff aged very a lot in that last fight because time moved faster.
Woody Max, thanks for the ploy, thank you.
What's up, Ella Bjarne?
Who?
It's fine. An honored guest. Step aside.
Yes, ma'am and lady.
Welcome, Greymane. Apologies for not recognizing you. I was wondering how you'd fed.
Deminus seems... different.
That it is. Thanks to you and your bold coalition, of course.
The dark days of Caliburn and Bastia's iron rule are behind us.
a new era deserves a proper beginning does it not know this is the epilogue
ending just so a gathering to honor all who stood firm against injustice naturally
Marcelle and any like-minded traitors aren't invited well surprised they're
still breathing I expected you say is one thing I also have no intention
thought sucked was the other two characters are super cool to play but
there's legit like barely any incentive to play it's just like very
very inconvenient to switch to them and then respecting and then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because they have their own gear, they have a few quests, they have their own like executions,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're actively this incentivized to play them, yeah. Because
they can't do any of the puzzles that you run into all the time and when exploring.
Like, they're very cool, but the only time I see worth to use them is if you want to clear, like, Alpo's that you haven't cleared already.
example of as my sister was
I'm sorry
Don't be
You avenged her
Now I'm gonna spend my life setting Deminus right again
No, you can't fight like overworld bosses with them, I guess
The epilogue is visiting all the major cities I think.
Who are they?
Sorry.
The hands of Caliburn's treachery.
And Byron and Marshall, they won't face such punishment.
Who has the right to sentence a noble house to death?
Only His Majesty, still upon his sickbed.
So they would buy their freedom and strut smugly home
But there is one thing they do not yet
King Edward will rise from our lives lived really long though
Like and all he does
His Majesty will see every last traitor purged another bloodbath
Thank you for the 75 I'm so sorry to hear that do you have a moment no I'm
visiting the Gore Thack ironworks baby best area well not really best areas in
town over here ah shit I really need to pick up the this is most definitely a
waypoints
Well I can fly now I think.
Nope it's still on cooldown.
I'm not sure how long.
Oh I can fly from my base.
Yeah, that I probably could. That's true.
Darkwater after this with the lads?
I'm pretty sure the lads are stuck in the clinic.
of
The last didn't say they wanted to play today.
They just say we should play. There's a big lethal company patch.
How many bells did I find? I think five or six.
Browning, thanks. The 102. Thank you.
Too addicted for friends? No, my addiction of this game is over for sure.
I mean I've been playing it for ten days straight and every stream has been like nine ten hours
I feel pretty happy with what I've played
Now soup leaks every stream yeah, actually I think I have five achievements now. What was it for?
What I say this game is breathed a while don't crack I've never played breathed
a wild so I can't say that I'll play don't crack right no of course not without fast
If I just come out in a year we'll probably get a DLC with another continent, mage class, and other shit.
Yeah, I mean we'll see. I'm sure they have plans. I mean this game has been like very successful for them.
There you are!
Heeheeheeheehee!
things seem to have said no I didn't metalgears
you great man seems you've aged a few years
I might have you must have been through a fair bit of hell
we're knee-deep in this mess the wall left us
Man, he seemed to have come to his senses upon his eyes to offer various kinds of support.
Though the bastard sent one of his damned bugs, saying they'll help rebuild the city.
Like I ever let those pests enter the city, they slaughtered my men, told them to shove
off took the supplies and that was that lunatic you see the eight-hack over there
what's it doing out here you've only seen her as a weapon of warfare but I
talked to tinkering with her and now she's refitted for field work ah fine
little thing too. Does ten men's work without a word of complaint? No, after all that's happened,
everyone's a bit unsettled by machines. They've seen what happens when a tool slips out of human
hands. But we still need them in our eyes. We'll just have to look for the right balance.
I'm sure you'll manage I've already made a crash out today. I can't be asked to play guard
Fielding
Congratulations
Heard you blew the sky for just two pieces
Yeah, I was I'm being honest. I didn't actually think you'd pull it off
Well, I should get back to supervising make sure to come by when the city's rebuilt
Yeah, Mel is that's how it is
This game is still going yes, I'm doing the outro now three more places to visit
Well I play Super Meat Boy 3d. I've actually never played Super Meat Boy
I'm excited to check out grime too after this
On Wednesday, man. I thought grime one was really good
Oh, yeah, I got a glorp here, right?
Actually, I could probably just cheat, I guess.
I have to read the memory about the secrets of the helmet.
Didn't I dumb that already or?
I could have sworn I've read that about the helmet already.
Vast?
I actually have no idea what they want me to do here.
Because I read that part about the helmet.
secret memories here but I missed
Well, maybe have to go through the gate properly and I cheated
This is main story anti is
Oh, you go to memories in journal?
You mean knowledge?
Or what?
here's memories
Okay, read the memory about the secrets of the helmet go into the helmet tab and press interact on the helmet
like this or like this wait armor tab and release okay release wait what I don't
know I could do this okay okay thank you that's how you do it all right
I can never escape Marnie's watchful gaze.
I am not crispy now.
the great morning
the hacking
in that tab go to delicia
delicia
And Vissio
Grime to look sick. Yeah, first one was great
type to see the second one there is a zero chance I jump right into Witcher 3
after this 90-plus hour play through.
I saw to learn what truly moves a human to act so now I must thank you if my
calculations are correct I have surpassed my creator thanks to you we could say if
there is one trip's and just not why
I
Mean
Fort Musket now
Guys chill chill chill chill calm a tear
Yeah.
Fuck.
Help her!
I've never played Black Mesa, no.
My weapon?
Yeah, it's a Syrian long sword.
It's very edgy.
It is a cool ass weapon.
Do do do.
Oh, the stats of it.
Attack three, attack three, career three, career three
in order from above.
I mean, order from above is kind of mad,
but it looks cool.
And in the end, that's all that matters.
Is this an ammo? No, a single player.
El Singelo player.
Oh yeah, this is the area where you can't use your fists.
Did I get a sword from the final boss?
Axe of the Apocalypse.
Look at that damage.
99999, but it has one durability, so you can use it once.
This means I could insta-kill the Winter Super Boss!
Oh wait, no, he doesn't die to this, someone tried.
It did like a quarter of his health or something, right?
Was it you who tried it, Akira?
I
Someone who tried it
The winter super boss it's like a ring of Rafe or something he is hard I
I beat the winter boss like how I beat most bosses.
I fight it normally until they get bugged and get stuck in ragtal state until they die.
I haven't had that happen.
Maybe that happens with on-hit effects.
Oh, I'm not being glitched with crows, okay.
My problem with that fight is not his moveset or anything is the fact that I his health bar barely moves when I hit him
barely
I need to put a bunch of on hit effects on I suppose
Nice, Coupodosas is great, yeah.
hear me we've purged the rot that nought demonists from within but we cannot
rest easy a threat still waits beyond our walls across that desert lie the
tribes who hunger for our my investments in the bank has earned me like 310
silver in total yeah if they spy the over six days in games set upon us
without hesitation now stay sharp and make ready with haste watch towers will
be manned at all hours patrols extended we safeguard more than this stone
it's good yeah that's with only food all bars
Ah, Greymay, truly, is it you?
The great deals happened.
So it seems.
Your face alone tells of hardships I cannot fathom.
You can't sleep in, Van Ely.
We intend to remain here for the tenth of Deminus.
And you?
What are your plans?
I intend to wander where my sheep take me.
nation owes a great debt to you all you must hold when Daemonist stands steady
that debt will be repaid I mean only today trips in your grace no movement
in the desert yet then I'm chilling I'm very excited for grime too I'm very
excited for grime too
Final one now. New horizons. The desert.
I thank you, Weiswulf. Yeah, insane gameplay going on in this train.
Wait, how do I use this bell?
Oh, there's a bell here I actually never used.
Wait, how did I not use this bell?
Or is it because I'm on top of the map?
No.
Or?
How do I...
I swear I climbed this up and I did this.
Where am I bald?
No, yeah, no, I've done this bell.
It's the flower that you fold out, yeah.
All right, chat, final main quest of the game in it.
And it is right over.
Here.
Green Maid?
Is that you?
It's been a while.
It has.
And you've changed quite a bit.
I've heard much about you.
About the Calthade War.
The black bears you put down?
About delicia and the great battle in Deminis?
When you travel as much as I do, news finds you.
Most of it was harrowing to hear.
I'll admit, I worried.
The part of me was relieved to hear anything at all.
It meant you were still alive and probably not J. Lo. No
Honest, I don't know so much of the speedrun for this game is like three hours maps surely that was a one guy, right?
I'm making my way to every corner of play well. I think this wandering life suits me though I
Wake up every morning
Full of excitement
Sounds like a good way to live.
I owe it all to you, Greybait.
Where are you headed now?
I'm not sure.
Then... how about the desert?
Legend is, countless people fell there long ago, turning the sands crimson with their blood.
Many walk the desert in memory of the fallen and wishing for peace.
Folks say everyone in Pywell should walk the desert once in their life.
Why not go there and trek across it yourself?
Once we pilot, who knows when we'll meet again?
I'll be wishing you well wherever your road leads.
How was it?
That seems to have been it.
Look at this over here.
There's like a bridge or something that goes over here or maybe it's just, I don't know,
it looks weird as hell.
Clearly this is an area, but you can't go here. Can you maybe you can?
Now go north for the sword and don't get sidetracked
Amazing amazing
Hey attention
I don't know, is my dragon fucking glitch or something?
It's been over an hour since I used him at, I think, maybe?
And I still can't use him.
His bar isn't even filling up.
Go to Abyss and drop down.
Oh. Oh.
Dashbin... working?
I have a plan that we want to try.
Did I finish all the business? No.
Or was it like 30 or something?
I did?
There's something I want to try here.
3 aghom
3 aghom
3 aghom
Thanks
That's epic
Damnit I wanted to use the dragon
What the hell is going on here, aliens?
What's that puzzle for?
a point probably
requires you to do a quest line
uh... okay trip to musty
uh...
well we have a winter boss i guess
What the hell, there's a cave here?
I never did the factory puzzle.
It's a mystery on how to activate it.
Might need to do bounties or something.
Sea or blaster.
Damien?
I think she's fine.
I mean, we could try to get the factor request, you know.
Yeah, sure Slayer, hit me up.
That would be the most epic finale.
No, I think I'll do any work.
I think I'll anyways, probably.
I've been told that in order to do that quest,
You need to do house and lest, right?
House Syracuse level 10.
House Syracuse.
Syracuse, it's Syracuse.
This needs level 10.
I have no other quiz for them.
Any quests on their Marnie in the Alicia tab?
Yeah, old research journal. Yeah, investigate Marnie's manner.
Is that something?
Oh the whole quest line is me I got puzzle I haven't beat them the winter guy
no I haven't really tried I mean I could like me a try hard and put a bunch of
on-hit effects on my weapon where is he now again he should show up on the
map here. I hear ya. You need to do church quest in Herdynand for factory
quests. Yeah but that's like a two-day play for at least three days maybe you
know? It ain't that long brother you know? Yeah. I don't have enough healing
for this but fuck it. We ballin.
2x99!
Not gonna come, you son of a-
Okay, I deal more damage now than before.
Oh, I got frozen, that's why.
I got frozen.
See, that freezing buff is the only reason this is hard, I think.
Because it freezes you right before you need to dodge something and then you're dead.
I can definitely win this if I have some frost resist.
Now I'm frozen.
His moveset is very easy, it's super simple, but the freezing debuff, man.
I got frozen mid dodge so that that's the only you need like a freezing
resistance here and then this should be a piece of cake because his moveset is
very simple play the ball guy a tour or whatever but his gimmick was you couldn't
Let's see, shit.
Do I have fire resistance?
Ah, cock, cock, cock, cock.
I might have some frozen.
I'm pretty sure I could beat this guy.
I mean, I know what I could beat him.
As long as I remove that frozen debuff, I mean, we're completely fine.
The bear cloak?
do I have bear clothes I'll check I am certain I can kill this guy as long as
I don't get randomly frozen it's it's alright
how many hours in like 95 maybe I mean I just finished the game like means the
Slash Kikimo.
That's tight.
Gotta put the proper helmet on first also.
Check some food.
Doing all puzzles just gave 10 skill points.
Ah, okay.
A fine warrior always keeps you in need of a bite.
ice resistance food here? Only a bunch of fire resistance. Fire resistance. Only fire
is ice resistance beer. It's only for 30 seconds.
time for me don't just cope everything down you need to savor the flavor
ah let's see maybe if I were to imboo fire why hold on does doing the fire
move do I have imboo I mean I do have imboo fire if I do if you do an imboo
fire move? Does that increase your heat? It probably does, right. Clear, Sue?
How much does my temperature go down now? Will I still get frozen? I don't think I
get frozen anymore with this ice cave I still take damage though but that's
alright wait where the hell's the boss I'm going the wrong way
alarmist feels amazing man and be reminded me when I was five and my
grandfather told me my brother Rockets I was so high when I got home
there were two cheap plastic tennis records my disappointment was immeasurable
What would I do hit by a random ice boulder yeah, it warms me it does
Eat shit down
Check out!
This guy is super beatable.
Okay, I'm not sure what this is.
I got frozen!
Fucking frozen.
I get frozen all the time.
Okay.
No, Frozen!
Fuck, I should have done the freezing move there.
I mean fire move.
There we go.
I'm not frozen
Finisher looking
I need to do more fire move
I'm fucking frozen
God this frozen thing is so annoying.
If I spin that move I will never get frozen I think.
camera
Wait, what is this frozen storm?
No, frozen!
I mean this guy's super beatable. Super beatable. I need to spend more fire moves and that's
Also, I didn't drink any beer there
Frozen!
Frozen!
Switch. Eat chicken, eat chicken. God damn it, Frozen!
I do this I'll never get frozen my temperature goes up like crazy
Oh shit!
Frozen!
What?
Frozen!
Okay, I need more frost resistance.
Clearly this is not enough.
I finished me
It's fine.
It's alright.
I shouldn't have hit there.
Decent.
Frozen!
Yeah, we need for all sources that this is not gonna work
I
Restore graven cam first ever building embers. I think I might okay. I mean I think I might have some gloves for this
I
Think I have some gear with more or I swear I had some gear that had a froze was fro frozen resistance
It's good dollars. Thank you
Where's my tent where am I I
I
Didn't use any beer there. I'm not live tomorrow Wednesday. I want to play groin too
We got more beer here we have ice honey tea
We have some more food with more ice resistance
What was I looking for a gear let's see I definitely have some
What is Flames of Judgment?
I stress level one there. So that could be something.
Ah, I have not done all cyclists. No, thanks forever.
if I could roast him with fire breath that'd be tight that'd be tight deluxe armor yeah
they didn't give me the deluxe edition of this game for me on the factory no I
I should do the factory that would be the perfect finale kind of
But I don't know what I need to do in order to unlock the damn factory
Something with how Circus or how Celeste or something and the something something and yada being about a boom
I don't know which part
These are just bounties goddess of abundance
Wolf protecting her now the
I
You'll just get it when you do some hernan quest. That's it Tina requests Pierce requests
Short-handed
Oh, yeah, I mean it clearly he was beatable Marikaelus
But I could also make it easier for myself
House Roberts
Va
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, let's do house Roberts then sure I
I mean I could just craft um, I could craft resurrection pills and just spam that for the fight
No, I got him to like was it 50% or something
But after that I got frozen
What factory talking about well when this game came out on release we ran into this factory that have us intricate puzzle
And I could never solve it turns out you need a quest to be able to solve
Yes
Yeah, right well we want to start working it straight away
But we're sure on hands
It's been an eyesore for some time
It'd be nice to tidy up the village, you know, get it back to how it was, and I've no doubt
Duke Celeste would be pleased as well, you know what I mean?
Would you be willing to lend a hand?
If you do, I'd be happy to pay for your trouble.
How do you know when you get the quest?
Does it just show up on the map or what?
This is a construction job, huh?
House Alfonso.
It just appeared for you?
Where is it now again?
I gotta keep track of it.
It's here, right?
It's this.
I will never have a quest here ever.
It says it's part of House of Lest though.
It does say it's House of Lest.
So maybe you need to do more of these damn bounties or something?
It is House of Lest.
Okay, well maybe I need to just, I mean, just like, yeah, get good.
dude that guy is so far away
there's
I don't know man, doesn't seem worth it.
Go to the church? Why the church here? Like this church? Church of Hernand?
Okay, I'll try it. I'll try it.
Hey, attention!
Hide! Go north! Don't get sidetracked.
of
Did I ever grab that sword? No.
I think I did.
NPCs not here ban me.
Maybe- no, there is a NPCs here.
There's a show!
I need the sacred words of Solomon.
Solomon, if I you seek it, may Solomon's blessing be with you.
Outside on the stairs? I mean, there's a stranger.
I can walk every bit as well as the younger folk.
Oh yeah, Kermulka?
Age hasn't told my strength one bit.
Yeah.
Wait, what about- maybe it's this guy.
Blessings upon you, child.
Wait, I just got a quest here, I think.
or waaaaa... yeah, look.
Wait, no, that's uh...
Ah...
So you can don't know here.
Game's great, yeah.
Yeah, it's probably just over, you know, it's probably over.
Hey, Bianca, wherever your name is, I need to get the factory quest line. Are you in here?
Oh.
To sin and feel nothing is to let the soul wither.
Pray to someone, seek repentance.
I did finish the story. I'm just trying to unlock like the factory quest line, but...
where are you why did I walk past her I was waiting for the tackle
where she actually downstairs not in here are ya all house of her name
wait my dog reacts to her is he actually you are you the bounty what the
Where do you think you're going?
You're coming with me
I don't think so
He on her dog
Look into my eyes. You'll find no evil here.
I shiver and go ready just from hearing this.
Just the sight of blood makes me faint.
Marshall Midler's been smiling non-stop.
All that matters is the bounty.
my way to pray some people say you need to do bounties in order to get the
quest how does the quest show up it like on the map or it just shows up in your
journal or what
you didn't do them it's just on the map I guess it's just part of like how
circus or whatever or yeah I just do them and it will show up eventually
huh here you are bro take a look impressive work faster lock them up you
know the run out of cells yeah I gotta do all the pre-requisites pre-requisites
I'm in the future. Bring him here
Well, well, well, I
Do not have it at least because it is here and there is no chevests
House Alfonso house
Yeah, you got like fine lion Chris manner and that okay. Yeah, you have to do like all of these
I mean that's the last quest of this one.
Wait, do some donations in the church and use vision in the strongbox in the Herdynine
Castle to get the church quest.
Fucking, eh?
It's very confusing.
the problem Arkham Google says a bunch of different things at least they used to
remember when the game came out when you show kindness I mean that that's the
last one of house Roberts though and then house I'll find I just got to find
like the manner or whatever it seems easy enough I get a note to read oh
Oh, missed it.
Uh...
Oh, no, I- well, I- no.
I mean, he has a crumpled note or whatever.
Or? Did I?
He might be right.
No, no.
I wanna get the factory, man.
We'll do this one and then the other one gets finished quickly and then both of those
odds are done and according to some chatters I should get it then.
Did you solve the castle puzzle yet?
No, you need a quest to solve it.
Oh, good to see ya.
Yes.
His lordship told me to send you to him as soon as you're right.
He's in his study upstairs. Go on in.
Alright, alright, alright.
Isn't this where you can...
Don't do it
Baron lots of decorum
The corn I'm trying to get the factory quest. Yeah, it will be peak cinema of hell if I could finish with that
for God is the prime thank you
steady on speed this up all right I asked for this meeting
tiktok version rest my lord your family here I was told you were looking for
you strike me as just the one we need to help with our bandage and man has had its share of
brutes but no one had dared cross house Alfonso not with our name made by the bleed bandits
a racy an army of their and worth still they've stolen the family my son Graham went to reclaim
Yeah, some people haven't done any bounties and they got it can't it's very confusing
It might just be that you need her name contribution, yeah, and I mean the things I'm doing now it should be pretty quick I
Don't need laser shooting helmet to shoot lasers. I can shoot lasers anyways
look you don't even own the game when you got factory quests
very easy canvas I thought I didn't die and I didn't die anywhere
There was pretty cool though it was pretty cool
Oh the dragon quest yeah that one was ass
Yes it was.
Where are you?
Shut up!
Super symmetry. Oh, yeah, I finished a story in this game now. I'm just trying I'm trying epilogue is also done
Yeah, I am trying to get the factory quest that started it all
The violence in me. Thank you for freeing me
You don't look too good
But then you cut your breath and go to hell worry. I'll look for the match
I've heard they've taken the manual torn it up and hidden its pages in various locations
I doubt those ruffians will give it up so easily.
Be on your guard.
Enjoy Cavacy Wednesday, some groin too.
Report back to Baron Alfonso.
Well do, brother man.
Hold on, Razor, hold on.
If I don't get it when I've done these quests, we'll just flush it.
It's not the end of the world.
Oh yeah, the end was here. True.
That is true. Still a lot left to do in this game, of course, but for now I feel pretty good about... good...
About what I'm playing.
Hey, I limit the OC, apparently that's a roll-eye one.
I might try it if I don't feel like playing anything else, but Grime 2 I really want to
try.
No, I can make a hot air balloon, but I never did.
You
Welcome back I recovered the manual you put us what was the best flight in the game wasn't the monkey
of the spear but I've come to say I was the most fun fight in the game
we'll set aside the pursuit of glory and you know what he just ragged you and
fucking threw you into please the tank no that was not fun
all right he gives you a little faunso spear I mean my Hernandian
contribution is 75. Also faction
relationship change now. Maybe I have it.
Maybe I don't. Epic.
oh yeah they haven't finished building it I mean I guess yeah I guess they're
building this I guess they're at 43% yeah the worst fight in the game for me
all that tank today I fucking crashed out hard I that was the worst fight no
No doubt.
I crashed out.
Omega heart of...
Zoom.
How many hours? I mean, I've finished the story. I'm at 92-ish hours here.
The worst file was accepting the uselessness of a sirion sword. True, true.
I know that, Committer, but how do you get the queen of the silk-sponged cradle, though?
it just returned to the noble I mean if I do this one now I've done all of house
Roberts and I have one more in house Alfonso and there was one person in
chat I think or some people in chat who said that that's what they did and they
got the quest so time to fuck around and find out yeah
Yeah?
It's worth testing.
It doesn't show up, fuck it.
is not the end of the world come back to when they do you see what they call them
all's well hello can we talk incredible the house is finally restored well done
I'll be hailed as the finest builder in the village and Duke Celeste will
surely be glad to hear the news. You've done fine work. Excellent. Your reward, as promised.
Now all of those houses are done. That was it.
And then this is the last one for House Alfonso. So now I'm gonna finish that one and then see
Let's see if I get spiderquests.
What's going on?
Just lost in thought.
There's a peculiar structure.
appeared it's no mere ornament yeah perhaps I paid too much mind I can't help but wonder if it's
some kind I was just thinking would you mind having a look your experience may be useful
okay well this should be easy I'm sure I have a quick travel over there no I don't
well over here I guess this is like this is the quest to introduce quick travel
waypoints I do that one after 90 hours that's that's optimal wait is my dragon
available no there's no way that's 50 minutes I've waited for like when was
the last time I used to dragon that was like over an hour ago and it's it's not
not even halfway done on cooldown Daniel which are waiting room yeah
Yeah, definitely not doing that any time soon.
Bidray!
Where's the cube here?
What up?
I finished maze 3.
I'm trying to see if I can unlock the factory quest now.
If I can, whatever.
Fire.
We'll get em when they do the OC.
This is like the final quest for those two houses.
Let's see if something unlocks, I guess.
Speak with a scalp and then go to the... this.
I did stall the factory quest because I didn't know how to access it.
Everyone just said different things.
Now I'm doing those house-like quests.
and deliver the scout report okay and then we'll see if we get it man I'm
excited when I scroll up and I see I have it right here but I don't because
I'm never gonna get it because my safe house glitched and it's over
So now sir lord, thanks for the raid, I'll be able to get strung, thank you.
There is one more thing I would love to try and bottom right of the map with a dragon,
but my dragon just takes forever to recover.
Well, were you able to find it?
Did all the trips in?
Did you just shoot the cannons?
So it wasn't a weapon after all.
I'm glad my worries were on.
I can sleep in my game, man.
As always, I dare you to do.
the big flying bird trip since I have a feeling we'll get along well going
forward oh really you get a dark fog lantern here alright would you look at
that now that I did that house circus has confessed how Celeste only has this
shit a race in her name you said to look out for the race quest and after
the race quest you get the factory quest. Someone said that. Someone said that.
No, unironically, someone did say that. You need to look out for the race quest, and now
I got the race quest. We're so back.
You can't, Mafia.
Care to test it against mine?
Test what?
A horse?
I know about horse racing, I've already done it.
Are we racing right now?
Huh.
Use the bear, it's too slow.
I'm gonna win this shit so I can do the factory.
What's in blazes?
We're going?
We're moving?
We're going? Yeah?
Alright.
Use the dragon.
come let us race to the house
nice rubber banding loser
Is it worth it?
Why is my man talking about?
Move
Move
Where's the finish line?
Wait, did I win?
He would benefit from some practice shut up a dude. I didn't know where the finish line was I didn't what's a future race. Oh
Well, it's still done though. Okay. Well, then I don't care all right
Now that we got that chat
We got another house circus quest because of this the missing family seal so let's go and check that
unless it's there now what if it is where is it I can't oh yeah no it's
here it doesn't show this one's long oh
race church what you say go to the church now
I know damn quest here
You did seal to okay, so I'm doing seal
Alright
There's just one guy all over the place vodka powered neighbor
They said a five. Oh, I've finished the main story
Like after today, I'm pretty done with this game. I'm trying to get the quest
That with the factory so we could finish the factory and not be blue balls
Have either of you heard of the great thief of Hanad?
I have. It seems he robs only the rich and wealthy.
And gives his poeple coins to poor.
There are better lawful ways to aid them.
Even so, his popularity among them.
He'll boldly leave a letter each seen with clues as to where he'll strike next.
This very morning, I discovered such a letter in my study.
So what went missing?
the seal no wonder we're being so just so the loss of the seal of the house of
circus I can only entrust this task to you but except course I like how he answers
before I gazing from above look at this me from above
pass the point of the factory quest all the factory quest search therefore
something we encountered like day two of the game and it was a steampunk factory
that you could do this like whole mixing puzzle with or whatever
check the traces left by the intruder but I could never solve it because I never
had the quest because we didn't know you needed a quest for it I need to go up
for this the next thing we need to discuss
Oh, you can't skip it, can you?
No!
It's all right.
the place is your eye and an eye that gazes from high above
mmm yeah I don't need a yeah should you seek what I have taken unravel the
riddle and pursue me if you have the courage
no I
track the traces you had a bing-ba-boom a lot of tracking here all right but it
should be moderately quick. This is moderately terrifying. This quest sucks. I mean if I need
to do it for the factory quest it's worth it you know
D thanks for the prize thank you I haven't done factory I just I just finished
main story but I have not done the factory but I'm trying to unlock the factory right now
okay what am I looking for here
something up here
Go straight to lion crests. Is this lion crests?
Well that's one thing. Oh there's a rich red dye here. Hey that's cool. Oh yoink that shit. Hard.
okay there's supposed to be another trace here I guess I'll make it lit I can go
straight to lion crest I have no idea we're lying crest actually is though
And that is the problem.
Okay how is there a clue here?
It says there's a red X right above.
There ain't shit here man.
I don't have to read the notes. Oh, that's why. I'm just so confused by that. Thank you.
You need to read the note you got from the chair. Now the climb is down. Look below.
All right
Blue in peace
While something here you can dig with a shovel
Did I kill Spider Queen? Nope.
I don't have a shovel on me.
Is there a shovel here?
Uh, nitrains, I...
Wait, is there...
ironically shovel here am I just blind I'm gonna dig it or not oh oh it's one
of these ah all right what do you dig right here shovel I saw that sick first
time shoveling in this game first note we read the note you move fast but your
mind can't keep the wide up for all the trouble to try to get this far isn't
What was gained rather pitiful next time will be wise to learn how to use your brain a bit more. Yeah next time you can
Man this better be worth it
Is the game good yeah it is
I already have Eliza already have
I
Just have a cool down on dragon. Yeah, it's almost getting done though. I
Am doing certain ki vests Eliza
so I can
unlock a
certain quest
I'm not live tomorrow
I get visitors tomorrow from the UK
Oh my god.
Zoom.
If this doesn't lead to the factory quest, I'm going to maul them be bald.
There's just so much different info about it.
And my reputation with them is really high too, so I'm not sure it's reputation based.
some people have got the quest without doing any bounties at all. So, hmm.
I'm not garfing later, I never said I would.
I will never say I'm planning to play Garfield.
That'll be the day when hell freezes over.
I've already done the race quest.
Still no quest for Spider Queen though.
I might need to do this first.
Okay, you're good at climbing die plays where you're so busy looking to this and you forgot
to watch your footing learn to correct your gaze shut up okay now I got to go to lion
interest all the way here which we can just teleport to
Boy! You up here?
This place is your eye, and I have a gazes from high above, but remember, the higher
you rise, the more you must look to the lower realms.
Never forget to watch over those beneath you, the poor and the common folk alike.
Okay.
Now what?
You finally found out how you loo- you see you looted a cave when you go to journalistic
adventure caves and under the picture of the cave there are one or two dogs.
One of me discovered two me's you looted it.
Ahhhh.
Oh wait, the item that's on the crate?
There's an item on a crate here?
This?
That?
Wait, this?
Brass bowl.
Oh, it's this little thing piece, yes, thank you.
Here, black and white blending harmony under the order of these lanes.
I'm going to get the factory quest now.
I've been meaning to fix up this watchtower
But it seems as a li- yet
So did you learn anything?
We're black and white exist in harmony where black and white exist could it be?
I think we're thinking about the same place follow the waterfall path to duskwood a place full of
Butch the grand area is a good grid as if there's some hidden pattern to it
My thoughts exactly the clue must point there. I'll sort things out here. See if that thief left any other clues
Fuck me, you weren't kidding, this is a long one.
But wait, it's leading me up, maybe to the hills of no return.
And that's where it is.
Why is the dialogue sped up, because I'm holding the button for sped up dialogue?
I'm just trying to get to the factory quest
not happening Devin fish I gotta use a shower here
I am not found am I blind of yeah I am digging
Why is there an arrow up?
There's nothing above me.
Oh, this!
Nice.
The arrow up gets so confusing sometimes.
I
The persistent to get this far is worthy of respect no matter how fast your feet are
It's usually if you end up in the wrong place
You're saying it's so well, I can't do it on Wednesday
He's going to say I'm gonna play golf today and later say her heart-joking April fools
Oh, I didn't even think about that. It was April. Yeah, I'm gonna say that
I'm gonna say that
lol
Thank you
Do you believe in life after love?
Binky binky bong, binky bong.
Oh, god!
What, for the rest of my life, Prince?
Oh, fuck off!
Wait, is this like Chickers?
What the hell is this?
Anything under here?
Huh
I could just drop it I guess
Trace
Where's this wait what the fuck
Can you move?
There's nothing on the red X.
Oh wait, the burple?
Oh, I didn't see it.
Is this?
Aha!
Dude, I thought I had to play checkers or something.
Alright, uh, this is a place where black and white exist in harmony within the order of the board.
You can't- you must care not only for the shining figures beside you, but also for the poor and weary who linger in the shadows.
If she threw harmony, should you not open not only your oar storehouse, says, for those of the nobles as well?
oh for the other is a puzzle here too here at time stand still only under the
sunlight can be shared if I don't get the factory quest now it's got to be some
crazy man
isn't this about to wrap up this house oh no six out of 13 that's quite a lot
That's quite a lot.
Man, on Wednesday, Grime 2, try that.
I don't really mind to be honest there. The bosses in this game haven't been like super amazing
Don't go lose yourself. Tiger guy was really cool. I liked him. He was basically king
But I really don't think the bosses have been like super amazing
Exploration is where it truly shines
Watch it
You beat ex-Marie. Oh, yeah, what happens to her?
So I know you're opinion about this pro con if you can change one thing in this game
What will it be so the camera though it doesn't go behind pillars and boss fights the most dumb thing ever
They should be here any minute now
I received your letter. It appears to be a clue found in Duskwoods. Yes. Good work.
The more I read these words, the more they seem directed at me.
Who would dare such a thing? My lord, think nothing of them. Whoever it is, this amounts a little more than provocation.
For now, we should focus on catching the thief. Any idea where this might be pointing to?
Some light glimmers and spreads. It could be a body of water nearer.
I
Was the worst one in the game
I'm not
I'm smoking for my man, I'll lose it.
Where it all comes together.
Any new QVS for House of Lest?
No, nothing.
I don't think we're gonna get it, to be honest.
I mean, it would have sh- yeah, I don't know.
Blay Celeste. Oh, Celeste seems to have a banger soundtrack. I probably like it.
Yo, bros.
I've never found it.
Greymane, I was on my way to the castle.
Have you found any clues?
Where time stands still,
while sunlight glimmers and spreads.
Uh-huh.
Let's speak more as we go.
Sure, brother.
Gamora, where you at?
So I've heard about the day, yeah.
You basically did the factor of course, so you just didn't take the reward in the basement?
Well I couldn't because you needed the quest line.
But it's probably not worth it, you know.
I have no...
I'll do this quest and see if we get it, if not, yeah.
It's about closure.
Yeah, but getting this quest in, like, we just don't really know how to do it.
I mean, I'm trying now.
And together they shine in a way
That's true breathtaking toothpick sewer
No, it's probably like an alchemy recipe, I guess
We're time stands still while some like glimmers and springs
Yeah, I'm gonna head out earlier minecraft. I got some shit to prepare for tomorrow
Yeah
What if it's the biggest juice up? I think it's called the elixir of life, so it's probably healing or something
Oh, sort of traces? Alright
Asterium, that's the Baldur's Gate guy.
I did encounter him in my five hours of playing it.
Yeah!
What up, Snake City?
I'm good.
I hope you are well. Oh, shit, puzzle.
Yeah, I'm just turning it, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
The memory showed to, uh, turn.
That was it.
Any other memories here?
Fly!
ending was good yeah yeah yeah I mean it was a bit epic I guess
oh you can just pick up purple oh yeah you're right it's right here I don't
even need to do this you old great
reaches but they were not earned by you
they're the legacy of your forebears
wealth locked in a timeless state
riches find their value only when they
flow set their time in motion again
for the sound of hammers rings I your
final bastion hey blacksmith why did a boss just spawn here on the mini map oh
is this whoa yeah trips oh my god I'm dead
Oh.
Cool.
Blue Gavis the 111, thank you.
Thank you.
Shoot over here.
Holy Sack's video game one?
True scuffed horror game.
No!
Don't kill me!
The murderers over there!
Do you feel my passion?
What?
Oh, fuck off, man!
Are you kidding me?
I'm safe scumming I'm allowed now the story is over
No, I smashed something with my fist.
I never saved the scum to meet my playthrough.
And I didn't sleep scum either.
I did a little bit of resurrect scum.
Is this the ending?
I've already beat them the main quest.
Right now all I'm trying to do is get the factory quest that blue balled us in the
beginning of the game.
But it seems extremely convoluted to get it.
different ways move a key is required brother man it's halfway open
SMH.
I can wave, it's 22, bruh.
Alright, let's just...
fly there, shall we?
Yeah
Okay, I don't know why you can't use your fist after that
All right, nice beaters are calling fucking never I'd rather play lifeline in Garfields card at the same time
You've come. William says the clue leads to an abandoned stone platform near houses.
Yes. Yes. My blindness shames me. Then the next clue...
Where the hammer's ring resound, you're... this one is clear.
I cannot imagine it referring to anyone else.
Agreed.
There, in times past, the hammer never ceased its song.
Anvil Hill.
Not the safest of places.
Yes.
Hills of no return!
Still, I know I can entrust this to you without hesitation.
Where'd he go?
Hmm. Shabeezy.
Oh yeah, they remove the orphanage and the intro.
That's true.
Just a small quality of life.
You have just squandered your last 10.
So I have to liberate this, which should go as fast as hell.
There they are. I killed me super quickly. I'm mega overleveled.
Oh
There's a oh I come here
Oh
What the fuck
62% oh my god, it's a lot of them
Come on enemy spawn in trickle in oh yeah true I can do this good idea
46
Fun
Tom back I still I have that backpack actually
Okay
I'm just here for the clues dammit.
38, 37, leave him alone.
Does he give him challenging?
Depends?
Really?
I mean, you can mega-overlevel and just, yeah, murder everything, but then there is- there
is two per bosses.
Yeah, I have to liberate the fourth, though, I think.
I mean, I have no idea where these clues are anyways.
And it's only 28 left so...
I am not doing 100%
I'm seeing if I can get this damn quest line that's it.
13%
No, my bear got hurt.
Dude, 100% in this game is legit like 300 hours.
Come on, Jack.
Sleep well.
They're all going to lose.
They're all going to lose.
No, like like if these bosses were like, yeah, like souls quality bosses, yeah, I would try
to find them all, but the bosses aren't that great.
You're 100 hours in and you start going to lie, huh?
That's crazy.
But it's also beautiful.
Search for the seal of how circuitous the culprit's
traces.
Oh, yeah, Trifton.
Oh, okay, here it is.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Uh.
Oh.
That was it.
You're 140 hours in? 140? Fuck it up, I think I have D-Gen this game, right? Like I've played
it, I've streamed it for like 9 to 10 hours every day since release. There was one day
I didn't play it
140 141 147 what the fuck you guys even sleep
How the hell I
Am at what am I at? I'm at 92
And I have no life. I've DJ in this game. How do you have?
140
crazy
Hell!
I must find the seal.
Have you any news?
I've found the seal.
Returned without resistance?
Then why steal it in the first place?
One must look upon the lowly even from up high.
Ensure that black and white exist in it.
And not leave wealth to stagnant and forge the strength to guard those around them.
The message. Each line carried intent.
So, the theft was meant as a lesson?
When a warning to be by golf you ask cozy I'm saying that's cozy. So there is room regardless of his council
I must ensure the poor receive more great gifts one pause
I find myself reflecting as well. Should I ask for your aid again? Of course
You have my thanks. Let's see. Where are we now?
Hmm. Nothing new on House of Lest. I'm never, I'm accepting I'm never gonna get this one.
I don't have any more House Circus now. Well there's three more but I might need to do
other stuff to do it. Donation in church use this on a strongbox and hurt nine
castle to unlock senior which unlocks factory quest.
Right so I have to donate to the church?
Oh yeah, I'll TP and see.
Oh Celeste!
Oh, Celeste!
Queen's Nest!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Fucking finally!
Oh...
Yes!
This is the true finale of this game.
the factory I'm ready to see what you get from this I've played controller for
like nine hours 90 plus hours okay so there's spiders here now that wasn't
here before
I can't believe we're getting it. I actually got so excited.
Kill Spider with a weak weapon? Fuck no!
I'm murdering.
You buy it from a town grizzly. Not even with rep with silver.
It's cute.
Getting this early would have been epic.
Probably soon, John.
Probably soon.
Where's the damn boss from down, you coward?
Yeah, spiders kinda cute.
So after today I'm pretty dull with this game.
It's taking about as many hours as Kingdom come too.
Why am I trying to fish?
Oh my god!
I feel quite hungry!
I never thought this game would take me over a hundred hours to finish I thought I thought
Around like 89 it tends to be like that
All right, all right nice, yeah, I finished the main story
Yeah, but the bosses aren't good enough, I think, Sirex, for me to like, do all the sidequests
that leads to them and stuff. They're okay, but I don't feel like I need to do it, to be honest.
I simply don't.
Surely there's no kidalking, right?
Okay, wait, so what do we have here now?
Puzzle?
Restarting the elixir factory!
Okay, well, I know how to do this from the beginning.
It's all nice with gimmicks.
Yeah, and it's basically like, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Ogre? Yeah, I think so.
Oh, it really trips in, sick.
Yeah, the question walks you through this.
It does.
Well I might have missed something I guess but I'm going down here anyways yeah never mind.
Doing all this blind the first time was actually sick. It was really cool
What about the water part, huh?
Yep.
This is it, man.
This is the finale right here.
Alright, is it this part now?
This part?
This part?
Start this?
What was it?
one red chocolate factory no no no I'm good I'm good
I've been there many times, you care, uh...
death
get in there
there
come on
Oh, now we gotta go behind here?
I know all these steps!
Remember, the reminder that we had to do this by reading the fucking instruction book.
And the game just straight up tells you all the steps you gotta do.
You don't even need to read the instruction book.
Okay, now what?
Adjusted but it's good
It should be fine it should be
Four to that to one to that. That's what it says in the book. You can't fool me
Wait see how I had to do back and forth because I was too quick. Okay. I did it. How is it?
That was
What I get out of it
Max health for 15 minutes attack speed
attack
Defense, but you don't even get a recipe. I thought you'd get a recipe for like a
like a
Was this Queen's fangs, that's cool
There's like a spider thing here or whatever
Take fertilizer sprayer
Yeah, we were here two hours when we first got here
Yeah, and now you get to open this, okay
okay what what what is great thief wow that's cool
Ethel, thanks 22!
Oh man.
I know where I'm neary, it's crazy.
Oh, it makes you get stealer no one notices.
Ahhhh.
Good night, Rebellia Tau.
See you Wednesday.
I mean I could fly to the third act all just to try it I guess I mean it's over
here I guess yeah I guess I can't teleport I don't think there is any
Okay, there's a giant whale which I found the first stream in the game of the game
You cannot do that here why did you have to jump from the abyss
Oh, I see you, there you are.
There's the turdactyl, I see ya.
The draw distance in this game review distance is so impressive.
Hello, friends!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, he's got gimmicks like this?
I got a dismount here.
Yeah, I got a dismount.
Oh, shit.
Holy gimmicks.
No, why?
Wait, this is cinema.
No, oh my god, what is this?
Okay, no.
I say no.
No?
No?
No!
NO!
No!
No!
No!
HIT THE F...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No!
No!
Oh my god, my ass is clenched for this.
No!
What?
What?
No?
No?
Yeah.
No!
Yes.
No!
No!
No!
You're open! Oh! Wait, this is sick! This is awesome! You can actually see out!
cool it's not some like fake room or whatever you actually just see where he's
flying I love it
cinema
It's like an actual moving platform or whatever.
I thought my dragon would catch me, I saw the shadow!
Oh!
It was his shadow.
Heh.
How is that guy actually? I really like that.
You fill out four times and then teleport back and redo it fully every time?
Ooh.
Wait, you can teleport up to him? I remember you saying that.
Is there a loot out on these like...
You can't go to this.
Yeah, I got gloves, yeah.
I always cinnamon as fuck. I really like that.
That's my gloves.
Check.
Help.
I'm blind.
Help.
I can't see where it is.
Help
Unironically I wait I have too much shit in my inventory I realized
Maybe it might have been sent to my shit wait here I found it tech loves all purpose X unlock doors oh
You you get free unlock on doors, but it is a 10-minute cool down
That's cool like a monster key. Yeah
Also my dragon went on an hour cooldown again, so was it worth it?
Wait, what you're not on cooldown? Wait, why are you not on cooldown? I could have sworn
you were on cooldown. Dude having the dragon to fly like this is crazy though.
Can I go to that island there or do I get eaten by Kroken? I think I have five
achievements okay maybe you can actually go to this island I mean it looks
like there's actually stuff on it compared to the other islands one hour
real time well it's 15 minutes wait there actually is something here
Oh
Red hangs island cool
There's a turtle here
There's two turtles here.
There's a lava turtle here or some shit.
What a piece of- is a turtle island?
Huh?
Wait, there's enemies here.
Oh bushes
Wait there's a giant question what the fuck was that
excuse me why are they insta killing me what's happening I'm pretty sure there's a teleport
There's a giant question mark.
Oh no, it's an XP thing.
Okay, well that is a teleport though.
Okay, this is sick. Is there anything else here?
Maybe it's a mega secret of hell or is it just this?
I did not expect that you could go out here to be honest, I did not expect that.
yeah maybe there's like legendary fish i guess
and tumblr boss is that the one i killed or
I killed one of the Super Bosses.
Is this supposed to resemble something, this island?
I have no money left in my camp, but we have 96,000 boots.
Okay.
This is where we retire.
Steer rips of the open sky.
Oh, you get increased grip with these.
Nice.
Ah, it gives us a chance of slipping when pressing square to hang onto walls.
This is where we retire with our bear and our dog but our dog isn't here for some reason
Maybe it got eaten by the bushes.
Hey buddy!
I finished the game. Like I finished the remote. I obviously haven't 100%'ed it.
This is where we chill.
This was it soldier.
dog can you come here yeah there you go perfect come here come here dog come here come here
there you go
cool
there it is
GGs
How much map did I uncover?
Uhhhh...
I mean, this you can't uncover.
Um...
I uncover? I feel like I uncovered...
pretty much everything.
You- I don't think you can- Oh, maybe there is something in the bottom left here, I'm not sure.
But this is not a bounds, you can't go here.
That's all of it? Yeah, so I can cover the entire map.
Nice.
Balgie?
Come here
Yeah
Okay, that was good. Anyways
That is it
We're done tomorrow. I am not live
But on Wednesday, I'll be back and I really want to try grind to I played grime one on stream when it released and it was great
So grind to actually releases tomorrow, but I'm not live tomorrow since I got UK visitors. So I
Yeah, let me watch that this clip
Very much enjoyed this game. There's definitely some frustrating parts about it
But they're patching the game all the time or they've done two major patches since release and it released 10 days ago
so it's
Sorry 11 days ago or some
So overall is a sick game. It's super fun. You can put so many hours into this game
It's insane how many hours you can put it in
upgrading the camp and all that jazz man
having chap be like dude are you sure this is worth it dude you don't do is
this worth it just do it dude if you go if you get grabbed there you're gonna have
to use the healed this oh if you get grabbed there is five seconds lost this
are you sure this is fucking worth it
yeah true true so for now I'm putting creams and desert on the shelf I did
94 and a half hours five achievements that is because pretty much all the
achievements are locked behind challenges that you got to do which is kind of
annoying so yeah yeah I am moving on to other horizons first grime to very very
excited for that I think you might be
able to see VSH complete all secret
plays challenges, complete all什么
challenges, all constellation challenges,
all sword challenges, all battle
challenges. All fire challenge is all
new power challenges all boat
challenges will all operation
challenges complete the camp
relocation to pay, moon complete all
addition challenges all exploration
challenges all Minigame challenges or
trade challenges all 2 and a weapon
hundred and fifty or two hundred hours in the game?
I mean, if you go hard on just doing the challenges, you get a lot of achievements.
Uh, by the way, you also have to unlock them all by finding the cubes in the world before you can even do them.
Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it's just painful. It's very painful to do them.
Some of them are really annoying, they are.
And the achievements I got was complete chapter one, complete the activation of the camp, complete chapter seven.
Complete all sanctum challenges. That was a side one and then complete all main quest all sanctum challenges was the witches side quests
So yeah, yeah, the achievements do feel a bit lazy to me
It would have been cool to have some for like, I don't know
Climb the highest mountain or ride the dragon to the remote island that we did in the end
You know because you can only do that with the dragon. I think unless you have not even max them and I maybe you can
Yeah, it's like oh, yeah, it's MMO achievements true. Yeah
Anyways game was really sick though. Let's check the reviews real quick
Should be really good very Paul sort of reviews 85%
Very nice to see. I'm happy for him
I'm happy so many people like it dude because the reviews when it came out were rough and it was only like mixed stuff
But people gave it a chance and they like it
I mean a lot of the challenges are like that one is riding from one from one
corner of the map to the other in 40 minutes oh yeah I got that challenge I
did yeah that's funny that's funny the day the management decided to ditch
him and Mogo single player all demos a lot out of huge sigh relief yeah yeah
Yeah, that worked for true.
Very much enjoyed the game, how expensive is it?
Yeah, 70 bucks, but you put easily over a hundred hours in this game.
You can easily do that, easily.
It's 8.8 on Metacritic's, uses score higher than Elden Ring, yeah, but it just came
out though, it'll probably like adjust or whatever.
I feel pretty dumb with the Crimson Desert for now, I do.
I'm still going to follow the way they patch the game though, because I'm very
curious what they're gonna add, what they're gonna smooth out, yada yada, but yeah. For now,
I feel very done with it. I do. It was a sick game. The story was pretty much there. There was
some cinema in the story, though. That was cool. Sucks that the dragon is on cooldown,
but there's a mod for it to remove the cooldown. So, yeah. If they give it the
Saupung treatment, it'll be sick. I already think the game is sick. But yeah, the latest
two patches they've done have been very good they have so yeah they're just gonna
do better they're they're actually listening to the community I finished a
game I'm back on Wednesday now any stream memes I could check I guess really
hungry yeah I'm done with the game now I I am I am oh it's lagging my
Discord's lying a lot crazy.
Not really.
Not really.
Was there a lot to do with Uncan Damien?
No, there's no point in playing them
unless you just want some variety in the combat
when clearing a camp.
That's about it.
All right, see y'all Wednesday chat. What else am I gonna play? I'm playing Grime 2 on Wednesday.
I'm gonna give that a shot. I played the first one on release. It's a Metroidvania.
I was really sick. The second one actually comes out tomorrow, but I'm not live tomorrow since I got visitors from the UK.
So I'm playing Grime 2 on Wednesday. The first one was really good, man.
So I look forward to the second one. You would find like really cool weapons and gear and shit.
It's a pretty short Metroidvania. I think it took me like two streams to finish it.
so it's not like silk song giant mess at least the first one wasn't so yeah it's
pretty like short and sweet I'll see you on Wednesday chat thanks for taking the
Crimson Desert journey with me that's sick it was really sick very very
enjoyable game very enjoyable but now we're moving on to other stuff so I do
look forward to that I do I'll see you Wednesday chat have a good Tuesday oh
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Stay safe out there at the care of each other, care of yourselves.
Bye-bye!
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