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Who the hell made it snow again?
Mulds ban him.
It was plus 12 yesterday by the way.
And now it's snowing.
Fucking hell.
It's because I didn't do six sevens, so snow came six seven.
I'd rather have snow for the rest of my life than do the six seven, alright?
Yeah!
Whee, whee, whee, what a whee!
Giant man! You made it snow?
No.
Thanks, 31 man.
Ramble takes 69 and MBR takes 112.
I'm dead, man.
Dude, the last three nights I just can't sleep because Yoshi keeps digging in the carpet
and he doesn't stop.
Oh
He does not stop man just in the carpet dig dig dig dig and I mean nothing's happening
He's just digging for he's trying to make it cozy. I guess
Like it's like his instincts. They do that apparently
Your last dog used to do that too. Yeah, I
The last three nights were just...
Ugh...
Parallel Abilito, yeah, probably.
Wooo! How deep has he got so far? Nothing!
That's the funny part, he doesn't realize it doesn't go anywhere.
I won Garfield card yesterday.
I got second one cup, I think which was actually first because
Cascalo cheated
He cheated it. He did you're not allowed to wear hats. That's cheating. That's unironically cheating, dude
What the fuck?
Okay
was i third i got the second banana tigger banana tigger
Shrookin makes the 11.
Steel for humans.
Silver for monsters.
The Witcher 3.
27 hours, yeah.
Overwhelmingly positive.
Over 230,000 reviews.
How crazy is that?
That is pretty crazy.
That is pretty crazy.
I've actually been listening to, I started listening to the first Witcher book, audiobook,
and I saw it pointed when I realized I recognized the intro from the intro cutscene of the first
game when he's going for the daughter that's transformed I was like wait I've
seen this is the cutscene man that was awesome I'm still in that arc but yeah
It's a beautiful game god damn
Well, what's it good to witcher three so me that's scale scale again. No though witcher three
This is a scale again this one. Oh
Hell yeah
Bang yeah, this one right
Is the book voiced by the girl to actor wait you mean
You mean Henry
Cavill or what or what do you mean the voice actor for this? No, I don't think so
Even for the games I guess
Wasn't there a new Witcher book like just released or something some witcher story
It's called the witcher the witcher okay witcher one probably still my it's like my favorite
RPG of all time along with like Gothic this game was so sick man it was so good
loved it crossroads are even knows something like that about young girl
Oh, okay.
Hmm.
Are they making a Witcher 1 remake?
Is that like confirmed or what?
Oh, they are.
Right.
Witch Malone.
Damn.
I mean, I don't know.
It's not going to have the same jankiness, you know?
Yo, Fingal, thanks for the prime.
Thank you man.
There's a gore mod for Witcher 3 that has some fun interactions.
A Cleveland half-drugged obscenity was floating corpse talking with blood dropping from his
waist.
I mean, I had some mods for Witcher 3 when I played it like six years ago.
I mean, I didn't play much.
But I had like something with finishers that they trigger slow motion more often, I remember.
because I wanted to see him like slice through like slur
and there it is, the rate of being in strut and more go
thanks gnore man
now when I play witcher 3 I don't think I'll use any mods
I don't think so
I don't believe so, what a xyph
Otherwise, I'll get trouble sleeping the last three days.
The dog is trying to dig a hole to Australia in the middle of the night.
I don't feel like playing a cafe.
That's it.
Gothic 3, I have no intentions of replaying.
There's a mode which makes loot scale with you, else you find a cool sword as ultra back as of no scaling.
Oh yeah, I don't really know how that works in Witcher 3.
There's enemy scale with you, don't they, right?
I think they do.
Oh, you can turn enemy scaling on in the game.
Wait, in the game it's a game option?
Oh.
Okay, I didn't know that.
Huh.
Oh, that's cool.
Well I actually didn't know they had scaling as an option.
The worst thing an RPG can do is enemies growing with you, you never feel strong, I agree.
There's a cool mode for BB on emulator that makes it harder, BB, Bloodborne.
Oh, wait was that something like the Bloodborne Remaster, Mulder, whatever?
Yeah what, I'm nerdy.
Yeah.
R1, R2, and R3 original is now on Steam. Oh they are. Off the bus. Oh shit. I get like
PTSD. I had this on PC like CD and this was the front page of the CD cover. Scared the
shit out of me man when I was kid
what a banger game
androcyptics45 yeah I did not know Darwin's paradox was out today I thought
of us later so I completely forgot this is actually all today is the Metal Gear
Octopus platformer thing not too many reviews yet so sitting at 92% I heard
there was some clunky cameras and a lot of trial and error but it's probably like
a one-stream game. It could be fun to play through, you know.
Oh, okay, no, this is a bonus stage, right. Oh, it's called Hardborn's life that mod. Okay.
Prey 2016 win? Yeah, I played it, but I flushed it.
You!
Prey?
Prey?
Prey?
Yeah, this one, right?
2017, dude!
Yeah, Zeith, I haven't played it yet.
L4, thanks for the 1 year anniversary, thank you.
Why did I flush out, I'll remember. It was in 2017 I played it.
Wow. Yeah.
That's crazy.
Dude, 2017 is nine years ago.
Oh my god!
That's crazy!
How is 2017 nine years ago?
What the hell?
He ain't got like 57 month, thank you.
I think you just got kind of repetitively already seen some endings.
Oh, is that why?
Probably.
Probably path tracing mode in...
Or is this path tracing?
Did I try some lighting mode when I did the render, but then I removed it because I didn't
like it.
I did see if it's difficult in it mobs were respawning regularly oh right yeah
kind of rings a bell so next year makes it a 53 I I mean it's cool and all but I
I just prefer the original, man.
I do.
I simply just prefer the original.
Buffer thanks 31 on this song.
Oh.
Chasmeasure Star Wars Zero Company XCOM style Star Wars game.
Yeah. Uh, was that in the works?
Yeah.
So this is like XCOM like, yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, kind of same baronin, kind of same.
Others hardborn, okay.
I like how there's a 2B mod in like skin mod on one of the pictures showcasing the mod.
Just created this moment.
Commander.
Withered Haven.
What was that?
That seems decent. There's been a few horrors out. There's that Octopus one. Is it like
one-eyed- no, what is it called? Ah, god damn it. I don't remember what it's called now.
Night Willy? No. No. Yeah, Inky Blinky Bob. Wow, I was almost correct. This one is out
and this one is sitting at 91%. This is a horror survival horror kind of thing. Yeah,
enjoy spiders. It's sick.
Inky binky blob.
Hey, you project songbird. Yeah, I didn't play that.
Yeah, Cthulhu the cosmic abyss is this month, I believe.
Oh.
This looks pretty good 16th, okay
That's gonna be good from chicken
Took so plasma.
What is that?
This is pretty solid.
I guess. Oh, yeah, mouse for hire.
Mouse. Mouse.
Right.
It's crispy.
Chris. There's DLC is also this month and replaced.
Right, um...
Which is the new one?
Oh, no. Not that.
I heard it was like a walking simulator
watch because they'll be cool though it's true ground zero is on the 16th man
wow this month is fully packed man Pac-Man ground zero was oh yeah this is
probably cool man this could be cool and what is this playlist
hey you that's the atomic hard DLC oh April 16th blood on crystal well I have
no corporate for it like I've had the others by yet at least hi yet is there a
Chucksie 2? No way.
Wasn't the first one like kind of a yeah shit post.
Oh nice song.
Did I play the Chronicle of Mirtana?
You mean Arhulos?
Yeah, I played it for what, 70 hours?
77 even.
In 2023.
Oh, it's very good.
Oh, yeah red factions kind of tight
Yeah, I'm finished with creams in desert. Yeah, I am
So blue mo kind of asked my when I was a patches. Yeah, I heard so I did I did here so
Trash Pantix 42 snappy frostix 10
That's very nice of you Snappy Frosty, thank you.
Well, get better, bro.
Have you played Atom Fall?
No, I never did.
I never played Atom Fall.
Did I see a Bistle Trench?
No, no, no, is that I think 30 thank you.
I heard Adam fall was pretty good.
Yeah, pretty short, right?
I'm like a pretty short game I think.
Oh, Articulos probably will be majorly updated this year. Yeah, the big patch
they're working. Whoa, the game starts so fast. What the hell?
Not with my controller working though. Hello.
Oh, yeah, Hannah.
My controller!
What?
Oh, now it's working.
What the hell?
Cool.
The latex four.
Thank you.
My controller!
We watched the new Mortal Shell 2 trailer.
Yeah, it looks insane.
Oh, probably not, no it was, I think I have that game.
I met one of the devs at like, some event, and I think he gave me a code.
Wow.
Of course, Cat, of course.
Is Crimson Desert still in the plans?
No, I finished it.
enjoy riot enjoy dude yeah great crimson desert I finished I'm gonna go
ride into a boss fight here probably that's great that's great this game has
had a really really good soundtrack man it's been solid yeah I remember where I
I stopped actually no, I don't
Something down here I
Do not remember salientra or what?
Creams and deserts of ten days it was ten days of a good aims on desert
Not too shabby, you know not too shabby
Then
Well of Mara finally
You can just like not fight every single scabbard in here. I'd skip reason totally option. I did it. I was stuck on the pulse
I'll keep fighting anything I can
No leftovers the yoke is like the god that made us he wants us to eat everything
Uh-huh
Here's the plan going through the doorway or we'll put you directly above the preacher there's scabbard congregations
I made a hole in the floor over here there from it. We'll start tossing base bombs on the night
When you're ready get in and we'll start blowing them up, okay, I don't know if I'm ready
Is that where I went at the end of strum yesterday, I don't remember man, okay, we'll do it
what oh muddy mucking rust sorry put up danky I'm dropping the vase bombs use
them yeah okay I can't move by the way
He's tight.
He's tight.
He's tight.
He's tight.
Okay, just parry. What? Okay, yeah. Can I get some warm-up at least?
I was behind him and I got hit, okay? That doesn't count.
No, this game doesn't feel clunky at all.
Salt and Sanctuary?
Man, it's been a while since I've played that, but I definitely felt clunkier.
Now Salt and Sacrifice, let's not even talk about that one.
Okay, I'm pressing the wrong button.
Get him!
Okay, die.
What?
Okay, oh!
What?
Okay.
Oh, grab him!
Yes!
What?
What?
What?
I need to download the moves, sir.
Oh
Perry Perry God I'm dead
Are you kidding
get him okay you ain't this shit get out of there get out of there get out of
there okay then lady actually killed me with a pulp there because I was trying
to dash but dashes I also use the pulse so instead of dashing out and healing I
I used the pulp and jumped backwards
This fight's so easy
Get in
Good damage.
I do, you're so lucky, I destroy him, I literally, I murder him and then he gets one lucky hit.
I warm up is complete now though. It's complete. If I die again I'm officially washed
Oh
No, not this again!
Okay, it's okay.
No, not this again!
Okay, it's okay.
It's alright, no big deal.
Throwing puts down
Hey, no not again
What stop throwing the putz down you're ruining everything
Okay, just just just just chill man. This is this is chill as hell
What
What
Not washed.
Yo, Surtame.
What's this?
Dash counter.
Wait, dash indicators may now appear on enemies as they attack.
Dashing into an enemy during the openings will stagger them.
So you have three different counters in this game.
You have regular parry.
have this when they shine gold or you can dash when they shine green fucking
hey man no joke
it's yeah she cool thanks me love out thank you guys it's 30 no I'm sure I'll
x-40 nine I hope you have a very garf day I'll hope that dude I was fucking
angry during Garf yesterday
not again
wall jump alright there it is you cannot jump away from walls to reach higher places you
You can also latch on to and slowly slide down walls.
That opens up so many places now, but there's still more mechanics I don't have.
I thought I finished Crimson D. Yeah, I thought it was great.
I thought it was real good.
You missed the Garfing?
Thank God.
You didn't want to see yesterday's Garfing, man. That shit was...
Okay. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Now we can, oh man, I don't even know what to do. Is it up? No,
that was a gate. I mean, there's so many places to go. Yeah, there on it. I know what you
I mean, there's so many places to go with this, I don't even know where to begin.
In here?
I did not enjoy every second of it, I would never.
Probably here, I guess.
Come on.
Ah-ha!
The gamer!
The gamer!
Ah-ha!
The Gamer!
The Gamer!
Volatile Vase, wow.
That Shatter and his divorced wife did though.
Yeah, they definitely weren't there.
we watched Mortal Shell 2 trailer last night yeah man what is this item I mean
oh I need to slide from up there kind of clever but not clever enough because I
noticed it or I'm just that smart I gotta go up there yeah I see what I need
to do here what's in here yeah but this is also an area I can wall jump
up here that's armor upgraded material
zoo anything else no this is not where I'm going to go though grind to or God of
War 2D game I'll do the only reason you'd play the God of War 2D game is if
If you're like a God of War fan, like I wouldn't have played ass
I wouldn't have played that one if it wasn't because it was God of War themes. I mean it was alright
I mean I guess let's see how do I get up there though
Yeah, there's no obvious way up there
oh my god the credit song oh don't even get me started Jesus Christ I forgot
about that credit song I need to get up oh that's from there and then you can
get out there yeah so I need to get up there I see all right play it please no
what's the credit song it's a god of war rap song it felt very out of place and
yeah so I'm gonna open the map a lot here cuz I need to I know where to go I
just gotta figure all of it out. What? You know what, that's actually faster.
That's good, because now I can go there and then down there, out there, get there and go get that item.
Yeah.
The wrap and the remakes.
I mean yeah that that metromaniac was alright though but yeah I probably would have flushed
it if it wasn't because of God of War.
I wanted to get more Kratos lore.
Okay, most of the game makes that 89, thank you.
Yeah there was a bunch of uh, it was pretty glitchy it was.
Probably tail lick ya.
Let's see, don't choke this now.
If I, oh can I even do this?
I'm not sure.
There's no way, you need a double jump to get this.
There's no way.
Alright, well that's good to know.
What the hell do I do now?
Maybe down?
Ah!
Chris ought to be voiced by Jimi Neutron.
Oh yeah!
True.
Well done making it here.
We take care of the Great Blade. No, I'm trying to find him. Point in the right direction.
It's somewhere directly above us. Right, yeah.
And now we should be able to climb above.
By utilizing El Wall Jumbo.
Do I eat Cyl for Easter? No.
I'm not sure I'm eating anything special for Easter.
I can't get above.
What is Unk on about?
There is nothing above unless it's in that room which I've already been in.
I mean I have some like Easter chocolate I guess.
Yeah, I've already been in here.
He says above but he's a liar.
What is he talking about?
Hmm
My fear thinks the 87. Thank you
Was fall damage thing in the first game. I honestly do not remember
What I'm cause more cosmic one I just finished a two-hour video showing how DSP cheated in Demon's Souls years ago
Wow
Oh my god platform god. Oh, this is how you get it
What
Dude, that should definitely make you, right?
I mean you can...
Oh yeah, yeah, maybe attacking will work.
That's a good idea.
Except it stops you.
You need like an air dash, yeah.
But I actually don't know where to go right now.
I gotta find that main boss, obviously.
Oh, it says, it literally says, right there.
Return to first Smith Malick, now that we have the wall climb, yeah.
You can get it. Oh, he's the first time one guy, I swear.
Nevermind.
There's three under fragments.
Okay, yeah, we gotta get up.
Why is there a hand there?
What?
I didn't put that there.
Oh, yeah, that's where you died, right?
I'm not used to dying in this game, so that's why I didn't know.
okay yeah but we have wall jump now obviously a big thing but we still need
more stuff that's how it is in metrivania's man you you just yeah you
fall and fuck you do the main stuff until you unlock like double jump and
shit and then it's so easy game for exploration let me in
Is this game about Salter?
Is he Cummanster?
Oh, not ironically.
Okay, so this is going to sound like enabling, but it isn't.
This game is all about, I think it's all about like creation, and this is the beginning
of all things, right?
And we are tasked with a yoke to just eat everything.
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's stop there.
Hey, you.
Did you just call me grandpa?
The fuck?
what the hell yes I did what what grandpa what the fuck no that's that's
That's crazy.
God, that, I don't even know what to say.
Oh, and then you gave us up to the community, right?
Thank you.
Thanks, very nice of you.
I am same age as you and my sister calls me dinosaur.
Hmm.
Yeah, well, I've never been called a dinosaur, so...
Tough luck, buddy.
Ah, we're back.
The Great Preacher is gone.
Excellent work, I've seen how you absolutely obliterated my guards, I knew you could do
it.
Don't let me keep you waiting, the lift to the right will take you to the Breathsmith.
Finally!
It's been the main mission from the beginning of the game.
I hope whatever it is you wanted to see them for is worth all this effort.
Indeed quite a lot of work just to see that Breathsmith, isn't it?
Mmm, yes.
Anyway, we're an honorable first smith which honors their
Promises go to the right one of our newly made picture guards will take you below to meet the breath Smith. All right
But I'd rather be gaming
W. Nah, this is a troll. This is this is a troll account
Must be five minutes. The Grand Park comment might be based off of your driving skills in Garfield Cup because you drive like one
No, I don't. I literally win all the time unless Kaskylot is there to focus me
That's just the truth
Ergogge.
He's smoking a pipe.
You small.
Funny.
Ha.
Funny.
Haha.
Manzil, yes, they always send smallsmith for big work.
Are they funny or stupid?
I think funny because work always done.
Shame to leave Malik too nice, had much fun in dungeon.
want to stay huh are you the breathsmith yes best job make weapons smoke breath
and customer pay for breath take this oh yes back to work a not inked siblings
best work oh well I see Malik has been treating you well even feeding you
expensive a dish addiction you'll do you will do same if you want it to go to
hell haha well done Smith I'd shower you with praise but unfortunately this won't
hold for much longer I think a reward is very much in order come back home as
as soon as you can. Oh hell yeah. Very well. We're waiting for you. Hurry up. Before
go tell my sign store is there. It's running store too boring. Oh, he's in the hub now.
Noice. Fuck, I should have chosen to take me, would you?
You're totally a Lithronax Augustus, which means Gawking of the Southwest people cute
a
What a Lithronax Augustus, which means Gawking of the Southwest. Oh, I like that. That sounds cool
When you just switch weapon today, I'm actually rolling a dexterity build in this game.
This weapon is pretty cool, but I'm sure there's some cooler stuff out there.
Oh, you can't parry that.
Oh, stop people thing.
Are you asked X-44?
El Domi sucks.
X-11, age of food, X-43.
Hey, what up?
Oh, yeah, there is stuff here, man.
Okay, die.
Wait, I'm almost dead.
Oh yeah, how did the Artemis launch go yesterday?
I was gonna watch it, but then I forgot.
I was outside in the cold, and then I completely forgot.
What up, nerds?
It went well.
Dude, can you imagine the nerves being the astronauts though? Obviously they've trained for so long
Nothing is probably like a surprise for them. I
Love the counter in this is so satisfying man
Hmm
Their toilet broke after launch and they're in space for like eight days. Is it eight days still be gone?
Wait eight days it sounds so short what sounds really short. Oh, hey, dude, what up?
Ten. That still sounds so short.
They have technologies crazy.
You gotta get me outta here, I can't take it anymore. Every shift the pictures, they come here and just encourage me to sew and sculpt.
I don't want to sculpt or paint or so. My colleagues being a really scary smith with a sword in their face that no one's gonna mess with.
But every one of this frail damn town keeps acting like that's an immature face or something.
No one gets me here. It pisses me off. I don't know how to get you out, bro.
Apparently they prepare with months long sessions of Garf.
I'm not sure.
Another dude.
Why there? You must be new.
You've got nothing to worry about friend. Everyone here is like super nice.
I thought I didn't need any help too but they really helped me out here.
I never really gave this painting thing an honest chance.
Maybe I just didn't want to do it because everyone else were doing it.
Maybe I was scared of not being good as everyone else.
But I was so wrong.
This painting thing is super easy.
Check it out.
Sure.
I knew it.
I'm going to be so good.
I'll probably get to make my own Smith.
Thanks friend.
I got to get back to it.
There's plenty more where that came from.
AI painting, right?
Night's Commanda.
Thanks for the 71.
thank you brother oh there is a secret room there I wonder how you get to it
though no dude we garfed yesterday big mistake big mistake I was angry
There is a secret that I see it.
It's in the middle.
Hmm.
How do you get to it, I wonder.
Kind of curious.
I'm just going to check real quick.
mission is to return to Mansel's house for my reward so back to the main hub
and now that we have wall jump I mean we can go to a lot of places and shit
there is a secret here or yeah like on the other side of this wall there is but
it could be from the other side too
there is no way to see I there is no way you guys hold fucking emergency
watch parties for garp streams hell no
there is no way are you not joking
I haven't seen the lad chat.
What happened?
Why is it it a gog with you?
It was Manso.
They sent the smith and I imagine they used the very powerful breath wave to get it a
gog out.
I did not think they would go this far to put a confrontation with me.
So it's true why they had to go discover it through the Great Blade.
It's something related to Gouel, yes.
It would see Manzels back on the Huns.
Smith, the fact that you're makes me suspect that we're not aware of Manzels planning to
break up the Berserk.
The night scuffing in the Castellet Cup would be very fun.
Make sure to install and grind out those hats.
No garf tonight and hats are banned anyways.
Without in mind, perhaps you're yet to be fully on board with whatever their plan is.
Manzil avoids me, but it seems they have a role for you to play.
Advise you not to aid them further.
Alright, we go back there and we teleport them.
No, I should not, Darth. No. No, no, no, no, no.
All right back back to the house
The house is over here the game even tells you nice
No, I didn't run so that's classic though
All right, this is super sweet. Let's see what the reward is first
Well, we have a breath Smith now whatever he's gonna make
oi oi
snala
snala
welcome back our new and very impressive member
i agree
capable and disciplined
what more could anyone ask for
very few could handle the sort of fights you did
but i knew you could do it
i have a sense for potential and you're near brimming with it
you tried but can't bring yourself to care
skip the combo
I had fun.
That's what I like to hear.
Love your work and it's not work or something, right?
Anyway, I would say you've earned a promotion of sorts,
and the right to hear the whole truth.
But first things first, your reward!
Oh.
Okay, I can open these gates now?
A breath crown?
This complex sigil can modify the behavior of breath,
tweaking and maximizing its yield.
hunting. It's ghoul. It's the most evil, vile, rusted monster there is. It once rampaged
through the world, suddenly for no reason it just began destroying everything. But the
dams were especially worse here. They brought this whole place down to the mud. This used
to be man's house entire... We all got hit hard, Verde. Doesn't matter how hard. You
don't believe that but fine I agree with bird I wish the clarifier was not hit by
anyone gold head dumb
disagree me and Sibber still we're only still here because we weren't home when
the monster attacks it's the destruction that's why there are so few of us
ain't that's why no more said it's miserable and caring monster we're
after it has a name it's Google you know like of course it is it's Google at the
height of their frenzy they disappeared without a trace many many cycles ago the
objective is to kill Google I believe they must have been weakened but not
defeated now biting their time somewhere hiding hiding like a coward as if
we'll simply forget all they did after all it has done that thing doesn't
deserve to exist. And no one's safe until it's finally destroyed. Man's has been searching
for him and for a sure way to defeat them ever since. And then Uruguay recently discovered
a lead on components for a suitable weapon. That lead is probably why Malik imprisoned
They're protecting Gowen. How could they?
Don't be so paranoid. First Smith ma-
male? It's supposed to be Malik. I had a perfectly good reason to imprison
Itagod for making that deal with a great blade.
You were your Pochamp Park movie with my niece yesterday.
I noticed your cameo in the movie as one of the compsog in the fuses, glumpa.
What the hell's that?
Yes, you're right, of course.
No worries, had fun with Malik and Pupil.
Move on, back to weapon.
Here deal, I need three parts.
Oh, you gotta find these three now, okay.
Each part is someone head.
Thank you, Ifmul.
probably want to keep heads so expect fight for it ha that's a lot of head
tearing ha artists love putting important thing in heads what can do
they should be here here and here okay this info to find parts enough info to
find parts but if want to know more talk me after long it's too dangerous for
I didn't want me to search for ghoul.
That's why I need someone capable to get these parts while I'm away.
And despite their appearance, Ergog is no fighter.
I like...
I like relax, fight too much effort.
You prove there's no one among us better than you for this.
I said before that nothing grounds one better than having a purpose.
How to saving the world sounds.
Okay, it won't be easy but everyone here would help.
Make sure you're the strongest you can be, strong enough to do this.
Would you like to join us? Yeah, sure.
Agreed, white. A hunt sounds lovely.
Thank you, Mara. Glad to have you with us.
This is the most progress I've ever made.
We're so close to that that rusted mo-
Manzil, we just dumped a whole lot of information on them.
It's probably a good time for a break.
Right, that's fair.
I'm a leaving student to continue my search.
So before I go, if I haven't said it before, thank you, okay.
Together we'll save everyone. There we go.
The game knows.
All right, um...
Collect components for Idagog's weapons, weapon. Well, there's one down there all the way down there.
And now that we have wall jump...
Oh, okay, what's this?
You can now equip breath crowns to modify the effect of your heal.
Manzal's breath crown becomes an instant heal while also granting some paint, and they
can be further enhanced by the sieves.
Okay.
Can you smith anything else or is it just...
about a bing-ba-boom
Okay
Better get to it. Just switch weapon I guess some subliminals fully released, but it's apparently pretty meh
I was told to wait for some patches. Oh you need a a rune arc to enhance these
Okay
And here you can trade if you want, throw a spear, on hit, prime an enemy to grant additional
breath on death.
And a crazy amount of breath gain on kill, okay.
Patches ain't saving it.
Is it that rough?
I mean I played a demo, it was okay.
I guess.
Well clearly we're going down or we could go up there.
With the wall jump now, there is some options for sure.
Like bottom left.
It was very math.
I think this played it too.
Is it only just episode 1 also or something like that?
Just meh, Janus.
Just meh.
Meh.
Just yeah.
Meh.
Oh, no I can't go here.
Artorias, thanks for 53!
Was it full subliminal? I feel like I heard it was like
Episode one or something or maybe I'm crazy. I guess
Well, I ain't getting back up there
Okay
Okay, now I can go here, wherever this is.
got a weapon of destruction maybe.
We're laying at 74 your shot likes 47. Last good horror game was the alien game
you played. Yeah but that was like super good. We're not gonna get a game like that
in forever again. Doubt it.
Nothing will ever top you playing a horror game that'll cost like seven bucks.
There's the clown farting on a candle that game was free or it was name your own price
And I'm like yeah
I feel like being nice to the dev the game is probably cool
And it was literally just you walking into room and a guy farting on a candle and the game was over and I think I paid
five bucks for it and
That was my choice to pay five bucks
It was great oh
Rust fists
Ooh...
Basic attack supplies stacks of star rust and enemies upon reaching maximum stacks of damage over time effects applied scales with health.
Launch and project all the damages and apply stacks of star rust to the target.
Okay.
oh where am I now I see oh you say you found a fist weapon going through that
alright there paid quick financial advice 20 seconds rent about the game
that huge revenue potential quick
financial advice 20-second rant about the
game that huge revenue potential the game
that the game that what or what thank you
forever for the 19
Oh, the voice of the void get the new patch?
Alright, I mean, yeah, we can go up there too.
So many paths now, there is a lot.
The game that.
Yeah, maybe that's the name of the game, that.
Yeah, my damage is crazy for this area.
Well, this is not online, is it Flictor?
This game is actually good compared to Garfield Kart, so...
Nice!
Finger assimilated.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Some gold.
Yep.
Ah.
The last cup yesterday was good though.
The others? Nah, that was a violation.
Wait, I'm dead. What? I don't know what's happening.
Die.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about these.
The big mounts, please bro.
I won.
But I tried the greats I bought, no, I have not, no.
Not yet.
how do you use the spring jump spring to jump in Garfield yeah you just press the
use button you can either lay behind you or just press use button and then you
can jump and with that you can do some shortcuts on maps but it's yeah like
that that parking lot map is completely broken if you get three springs you're
guaranteed to win that's it because the shortcuts so insane there and you need
springs to do it yeah I played a dink smallwood I did classic game L
classical? Where am I going? I don't even know. Well, I'm supposed to go downwards.
No, we're not garfing today. The moment I garf two days in a row. That's the moment.
that yeah no just no just don't even entertain that thought I'll try to find
my way downwards down there how will I get there well clearly it's from the
right side here, yeah it is. Yeah.
Garfield card is horrible. If you're watching it, it might look okay. Try playing it.
Oh my god, it's hard to explain, it's so fucking ass.
Oh, I haven't been bottom right there.
Hmm.
Whoa, what is this?
Always that same stupid question.
Do you not tire of making the same art over and over again?
Others uttered by smug, fickle artists do not know true love, for when you love something,
you never tire of it.
You keep discovering it anew and fall in love with it again, for as I watch my fingers spread,
then clenched into a fist I see endless gesture, shapes, bowdential.
All hidden away in this divine design, this puzzle box, simple yet brilliantly complex.
Puzzle box, you say?
Ah, fuck.
Ah-ha, this is...
I
Potion factoring, of course there would be oh shit
How do I do this now
How is-
Can you kill these or-
Is this washed?
I- okay!
What does this game make?
Fuck!
Okay, you can't kill this thing.
It's impossible.
And I can't get up here then.
I'm very solid, I'm curious.
They're both on like sale now.
Now this is some kind of gimmick you need.
There's no way up.
Perry?
Oh!
Oh you Perry!
Eeeeee!
Can you parry you get a grapple on him?
Okay.
Sick.
Awful fucksick, I'm back here!
Thanks, though.
No, no, no, let me- let me leave.
I see that- no.
By what?
You have good likes.
Axe is best weapon.
I wield many weapons.
Of which is Axe weapon.
Best weapon.
A weapon is a weapon, great blade. I care not for its name. I shall use what is within reach.
You speak nonsense. Every weapon is different. You need to fit weapon or is wrong in your hands.
Spoken like a typical visionless lavest. It is unfortunate, yet I'm not above educating.
Every weapon is a lesson, great blade. Limiting yourself to one is to limit your potential growth.
You, it and her, are so alive, you both refuse to admit there's only because you want to
belong more than you seek growth.
You make your weapons your identities, proof of your shared beliefs, you're drawn to that
comfort.
You're kind as less like warriors and more like foolish bebbles, crowding together, hoping
to become a bolder.
You're more talkative, you're most talkative last night, that's a good talk, have fun.
But you're silly and very wrong.
One is like friend or partner, you have too much, you have no one.
One weapon is best, it's lowing a deep relationship, you know it well, it is very good.
Enough, I did not come for you or this talk, I came for this one.
However, while on the matter, I'd like to know if the would-be-ender of the Allah al-Nigh
share my views or yours, great blade.
Well then, which is it?
you rather learn many weapons or just one? One. Great Smith think alike. Soda fools disappointing
for more so than that. Frighting to know what that the others have been bested by one with
your beliefs. If I fall to you as well this challenge the truth of our ideals. I came
to see before we fight small smith. Who's that little fart? You'll find me near the
upper ruins of Palladium. Okay, there's a boss fight. They'll make me wait for long.
Sure, I can't leave the house because she's in the way. Yeah, I want to do this. You
I could just fuck right off. Do your own thing somewhere.
Hey, Joka Poku.
Point is, you don't have to just make someone else's goals your own.
It's totally fine not to care about any of this.
Gou-il business.
I'm asking you, are you sure you want to help us do it?
Yeah!
We let them help us.
How clever, white.
Why I don't get it at all fine, whatever it's your call I guess huge baguettes. I think 34 I
Know where to go in the meanwhile I'll go scat ever some more precise info start with blade guard and find me there when you're ready
All right, sure, but I'm going back to where I died though the blue room
Which I
It was but it was
it was where was it shit I have no idea where it was I went like left
chat does not belong to weeps weeps can't even wrestle dude
where was it I actually don't remember how I got there how did I get there
Hey, you!
I went like bottom right... somewhere.
Oh, I think I jumped over that door.
Or something.
Or... I don't know.
And what was over here?
yeah I can't go there that's a shortcut or whatever
Junmi thinks 37 is huge but get something 34
I can't remember how I got to the area I just died in
it's so over
right well now I can do this in the proper way I guess
Ah.
Ah, not super feeling subliminal.
Maybe if I have nothing else, but there's other horror games, like Inky Binky Blob,
or Inky Blinky Bob.
Inky Binky Blob.
No Bob.
Inky Binky Bob.
I don't think it's kind of fun.
Yeah I went back out here and then from here I like climbed up.
Who owns the Chapmunk?
Is it you?
why are zoomers afraid of empty rooms there is no fact there is fast travel
I just don't remember how I got to the area I'm looking for but I think it was
over here and then I'm just gonna grab this checkpoints if I die again which I
won't because then I'm washed
I saw the backroom's movie trailer.
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, it looks legit, man.
Okay, and then I think I entered here.
I did.
And then I went here and I went down, or I went down, or I went...
Yeah, and then I die there. Yeah, yeah, right.
I have no plans on RE9 runs. Thank God.
Oh, it would be horrible.
I definitely have no hair left then.
And I have- I still keep all my hair now, and I want to keep it that way.
Uhhh... What?
Is this like that?
Wait, what?
Ah, okay.
Why does this feel like a palace of, uh, huh?
What's it up to?
Yeah, White Palace, right.
That easy palace there, remember?
Woo! Thank you, Maserati.
Reef Diver Hands. Okay, it's a new armor set. Reef Diver.
And bang, up the burst.
Oh, burst dash applies attunement.
What does attunement do in this game?
And like crit things on the 49.
Oh, brief diver chests.
Looks cool.
Attunement.
Wait.
Yeah, you hear me move my microphone arm.
I got a xD48 again.
Hey, you!
Kaisers are like 79?
Thank you.
Can I even do anything in this area?
I don't think so.
You need to unlock something for this.
Just trying to remember if there was some other mechanic but I don't think so I
think it's death. Yeah Danila, yeah it's cool it's cool.
I'm just gonna kill myself.
rent what because I don't think I can go here yet
that's good to know um
nothing here
hmm hmm you can teleport
No, I haven't received any lab message or even if I have I haven't seen it
Yeah today he messaged he said he sent it at 1 36 p.m.
of
So you wasn't screaming you could have checked then yes because when I'm not
streaming I'm just sitting on a chair and just waiting for it to be 4 p.m. like
this like an NPC that's how it works huh that's how it works like a robot
Yeah, we gotta go this way, this, this way.
off I go then wait maybe I can check that forms
well I can enhance the sword if I want to question is do I or do I want to try the blade
root greatsword
it's alright
will upgrade this
it's good
leppa is appealed backwards yeah
that's like
yeah someone said that a few days ago my mind was blown like some christopher
Nolan movie twists so now the question is how will we get down there I have it
no clue to be honest maybe through there maybe oh I can see them all now
Okay, one's there one's there and one is here, but we need to unlock new gimmicks
There's red stuff there
That was a l backwards. Yeah, he's not wrong
Not even 10 minutes in this kick that all spawns subs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My name backwards would be Zajale.
Zajale goes kinda hard.
I like it.
Alright, I'm going this way because there is a path down there that I might be able
to take.
Well, definitely during like game reaction shows, Kavus.
Like game announcement shows.
Definitely then.
Okay, nice.
do I need some type of double jump here I can't make this I need a I need a dash or
double jump well that's interesting I can
actually open these now though what
about the red area then I might be able
to go there I need like a dash midair
dash can't do it otherwise might as well
die the rock skill can't use it midair
yeah paint what up
our inan was tight I'll check the red
area I might be able to go there now
I'm right so I'm G again so I can't go down there because I need like a jump
dash I think. What about up there? But all the weapons are down but I can't grab any of it.
Nice cavus, yeah it's Easter. True. Oh yeah is it too- yeah people are off tomorrow right? I think so.
This game doesn't touch Blasphemous 2 to be honest, actually they're in the same bundle
on Steam, so yeah it does touch it, it does.
You can get this game and Blasphemous 2 for like 27 bucks.
It's pretty good, man.
Hmm, figuring out where to go now is surprisingly tricky.
I mean with wall jump I must be able to go somewhere that will give me like a jump dash
or something.
And where do I go to even begin... well...
Ah.
Grimes difficulty? Oh shit.
Oh, if I can make that, I can actually jump up there.
I'm not sure.
Ah.
I don't know, blast missile.
Can I make this?
What?
How the-
You need a jump dash, for sure. You need a jump dash here.
I can't make this. There's no hook.
Yeah, there's no way.
You need- Yeah, double jump or jump dash, yeah.
Wait, what, Sokya-kun? Wait, what?
What did you say, sir? I missed it.
sword that is all that's a spell casting weapon kind of basic attacks apply a
stack of attunement the treatment increases damage dealt by formless
trade abilities such as parrying and bursting dash oh that's cool the special
attack is stabbed forward and then gradually apply stacks of attunement and
damage as the sword is being pulled out of the target okay
wait what there was an Instagram ad using my shit what yeah I ain't never I
haven't played any fucking Instagram I haven't done an Instagram ad
what for one game wait can you send it do you have it anywhere did they AI
AI find me?
Noo, yaaablad!
I wanna see this.
They're emulating me, yeah.
Okay, let's go down there then, or...
Or there, yeah, we teleport.
You can just send it in chat, so it can cool him.
It was an ad for leg extension, right?
It's probably a mobile game ad, yeah.
and
what?
valid link
i just get like error message yeah it doesn't work
maybe it's gone
yeah i i can't actually access it
it doesn't work for me
i get it's fielori intrefat that probably my intrefat seed i'm coming to
let us
yeah maybe it's on uh... phone
check general and discord okay
okie dokie uh...
general
so for when my
So what the fuck is this?
Well, first of all, there's like two pixels, but I have definitely not played this shit.
teammates die, it's not an ult to want to use for damage, really.
It's something, because it insta-resists teammates, even if they have a three bar of death, I think it is.
Ah!
HAHAHAHA!
Very good.
Oh, I still take damage from that because of magic.
Well, that's wrong.
Where have they taken this from?
This is not-
I didn't know you were against an enchantment.
This is- this is not even AI you fight, right?
This must be from some other playthrough. Am I talking about Night Raid?
One more follow-up? Yeah.
It's gonna be into a charge.
Oh, it's Night Raid.
Okay, don't take that now.
I did anyways.
I know.
If I could get a holy bebop on him, that would be really cute.
Oh my god, I'm actually cringing inside from this.
Like they sat and they cut my camera out of my vulva and they put it over their shitty
fucking game.
So it doesn't even make sense.
Here we go.
Nice.
Oh fuck.
oh god
i gotta do something about this hey what's the name of this game i have no idea
i have no idea what this game is it looks better than my brain
oh that is funny though
that is funny
But I'm trying to figure out what the name is, but...
And I will play everything except which is 3kiki.
Check this link, not even the post has the name of the game.
High quality game.p.
The best massively multiplayer online role playing game of the mortal cultivation genre.
In the world
Is it withering waves
It's not okay
Yeah, I don't know it's just I don't know some fucking scam but I'm being used as a Bitcoin scanner dude
High quality game dot p. Is this on Instagram right?
I'm not finding that account on Instagram
it's gone oh dude that is it actually
actually gone yeah they're in chat dude they're in chat trying to steal more of
my epic reactions oh
shameless shameless
I think it's just like one of those videos on YouTube that are automatically generated
and uploaded about cars that don't exist just for click's views, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably
it's not for some like a real game I guess, oh, I always knew LL was a wee PSMH, uh, yeah,
No.
No.
I hope that SponsorMoney was worth the Tela SMH.
Alright, mmmm.
Nice!
Ah, thanks!
Great.
Nice!
Ah, thanks, great.
Ellis massive, then thanks, 41.
Sue them if the game makes a bang, dude.
I'm in Sweden, though.
I will need to be in, like, Merck, alright?
That's where you sue and make fucking De Niro.
I don't know how it works in Sweden.
I don't know how any of this shit works, man.
Am I on the right track here? I'm definitely going somewhere.
Oh, pretty.
What is this?
Oh, birth capacity.
OK, sure.
The hardest rent of permanent if you've completed
Yep, no probably DS2 I guess
DS2 one was just oh
While you got a horse seed get fucked
Well, we're back up here. There's an orange area up there. I might be able to go with
wall jump, so let's do that. My moira is 6 months in advance and 21. Thank you, my moira.
Oh, the soup I kicked out, right?
Yeah, they released Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3, the OG ones on Steam.
See, I'll go top left. That is something I can access.
I was wondering if you could give me the name and link so I can play it for I reposted it for all my friends to play as well. Thank you.
Is this the Instagram guy? Right.
Oh hell no you can't wall jump up here okay well right right now I'm average
You cool, man. You're cool.
But...
Wait, I can only destroy this from the other side? No, there we go. Okay, this might be progression.
you shouldn't Maverick just have fun brother people think it's cringe like
who gives a shit man life is too short to care about cringe even though I just
cringe seeing that fucking Instagram ad of myself I'm already over it
What a rush!
platforming is stepping up right now
hello hello my son is a big fan of you and he got really excited when he saw you play this new game
on instagram but now he won't stop asking me for my credit card what do i do
Tough luck buddy
I'm faking it, look at all the fans
Double dash jump, are you here?
Fuck come back
I died!
That was fine, I mean it's not a long run back, we got the shortcut.
Did I get one tapped?
It looked like it, or maybe I had a little health.
Have I played the long dark? Yeah, a little bit of it.
Not super much.
1W1
1W1
1W1
1W1
1W1
1W1
1W1
Okay, that's charge I got to remember, okay, that's charge I got to remember, okay,
okay
Woo!
Cool!
Did the ad got made with my consent?
No!
No!
God no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They've taken my reactions from Elden Ring Night Rain and plastered it over their own
game.
Live mega reaction who?
My reactions are good enough to be faked on Instagram ads.
Hell yeah.
Okay, we gotta go down again, might as well kill me, it's faster.
uh we go to the right and up there i'm literally just looking for i need a some kind of like
double jump ability or something if I get that we're we're chilling probably
okay haven't been here though this could be something maybe
Spike ball. Oh, that's max. Oh, that's level two spike ball. Okay.
And this takes me where? Oh, well, somewhere I haven't been, so.
Grrrrreeeeat.
Uh, what's that on the life bar of enemies? 10, 12, 11, 14.
Um, on the life bar of them.
I mean, do you mean- I guess you don't mean my damage number?
Okay, now I'm here again.
Where the hell can I go?
bottom left there there is a wall jump up it looks like I think I can also go
there yeah there's blue here in the blue area there's a wall jump up
Take me back to the teleport now.
The lore of this game?
I think you are...
Well, you're someone who basically eats everyone and everything.
That's your goal.
Because that's what your creator wanted you to do.
Yeah.
Down here is where I was thinking. Let's check that.
So just eat everything and everyone. So right now I'm kind of stuck. I'm looking for a gimmick.
Some kind of air dash or something because I can't really proceed. I did just unlock wall jumping.
so I can go to areas I haven't been able to go to before so it's got to be
around here somewhere just keep going to these areas I've never been in
imagine spending billions of dollars trying to market AI in the best it can
do is find some grandpa streamer from Sweden who has shut down every studio
he's ever works with LR loser right never shut down a single studio
oh this music is so nice yeah I haven't been up here now we can
Smith get off paint
Whoa, okay, there's a layer change here
Cool what face below but oh fuck
Okay, you can dodge into it, what the fuck?
I saw this and took them as you were in and I was interested in the studio and made it
If it looks like he got them shut down, he'll catch us dead.
What is this game making is about to do?
Alright.
What? Oh, he farted on me. Okay. Well, there's a boss here. Could give something.
Uh, yeah, down there. Yeah, party van, why you think you're...
This fight should be easy. I literally just got gimmick to death.
what?
okay, dash into him
of
All right, I got my heal back.
Harry.
Perry
Ashti
No, okay bashing them it's too late
What
I
Be green green what scam
Scam again!
Scam again!
Nate!
I
Gals fucking tanky what up, Majoods?
No double dash jump wait wait continues. Oh
We're gonna be lads today?
Oh, there was talks about it.
And that's about it.
Any lads today and let us say Cryo is still out on EA that is.
And I said, yeah.
it yeah well no double jump there or
jump dash maybe straight ahead would I
play a twilight fighting game fuck yeah
Yeah dude, I'd be a Jacob main.
That'd be super tight.
I'm drawing a blank man, we gotta find more of these...
Mmm
You know where else haven't I been where I can climb I can't go there. There's a wall in the way
Bottom left there, I guess is where I got to go then which is quite the journey
to get there
I haven't I have wall jump, but I'm looking for either a jump dash or a double jump
Don't really do anything without it
I'm just going to areas where I could use my my stuff
And there is an area bottom left there that it looks like wall jumping might be needed
It's all about just getting all these base abilities fuck why didn't I just teleport there?
My direct right was unexplored. I can't enter this. There's a wall in the way. It doesn't work
Can't go here. I need some like a new mechanic
Wait, don't tell me you can't enter this from this way you can't kill me
He doesn't fall in love with the baby, he like wants to protect the baby, right?
That's how it is.
We teleport here and we go down.
Just the way I always saw it, you know?
Yeah, so I can come in all good.
Thanks.
Yeah, this should be a lot closer.
This way, down, right, dead, down, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left,
Yep
Well if it ain't down here it's gotta be somewhere else
Cuz here I can go now
This looks important though
It has to be here. I don't see any other way
What am I doing you when am I doing witcher three?
Whenever ask whenever I mean, I guess
Yeah, you know the DLC and shit they're working on
But no I didn't see the small fuck
I didn't see the small strand of sand man. There we go
That just reload reload
I mean yeah that can happen. I might not even like the game.
Don't choke now. I don't want to redo this.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, I can heal again.
Usa!
Oh my gosh. What? Okay, nice. If jump dash is not over here, I don't wait. I'm on my
way to one of the components. Oh!
Usup, guys!
Nice.
The Digberg.
Okay, well this is progress at least.
The old PS1 or PS2 James Bond games? PlayStation. Is that like Night Fire and stuff?
Night Fire.
I haven't thought about it. I remember what's his name, Odjub? Odjub? We always said Odjub
in Swedish. Odjub. He was so OP in multiplayer PvP because he was so tiny and he had this
hat that would one-shot people or whatever that's all the orbit right
yeah I was cheating to use it it was true also perfect dark multiplayer man
Man that was the shit. So fun.
Wait, the hat from...
007 killed a man IRL?
Wait, really?
Soundtrack of this game is super nice.
I like it.
How long did it take me to use the crimson desert controls?
Ah, not super long, but I'm used to a lot of jankiness.
I
So he didn't take it wasn't super bad to be honest
It's not on a timer for dropping down somewhere
I need to find the map, I can't see shit.
I felt the same mystical
Oh my god that low crush!
Fucking hell.
You finished the crime doesn't hold a shape the last one and it seems like a complete
dog shit boss encounter isn't it?
I think I know which one you mean yeah.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna spoil anything.
I mean, I had one of my worst lashouts on my final stream of Crimson Desert.
Valid lashouts in my book.
Yo, Kha'Gar, thanks for the 10, man. Thank you.
Oh, yeah, I lashed out at the game all right Wow, this is eerie
Nail glade I'm in a different area again
Okay
Oh, it's a bunch of nails or fingers.
Ow.
No, I need a dash.
I need it without a dash, I can't do this.
Yeah, there's another one, but I can't teleport back up now.
That's rough, man. I actually can't teleport back up.
Um...
It won't let me will it? No, it won't.
I'd have to teleport back here again and go all the way back.
Shit.
Seems cool Chibiji is cool. Getting in there. Okay. My worst lash-out against chat, I mean
knows yesterday they're in Garfing. Probably. Okay, there's a math piece right there on
the other side.
Huh?
Yeah, I play...
You really play Garfield card? I thought it was an April Fool's joke. Yeah,
my April Fool's joke was that you thought that I wouldn't play it,
but my intention was to play it.
You see, I'm playing chess while you're playing checkers.
Yeah, but you had to play Garfield cards. Who was the real loser?
That's a valid point, to be fair.
I do know how to play chess. I do, actually.
Dude, there is no way I'm supposed to be in this area.
These enemies are insane.
But I'll test it.
Well there's something here though.
Oh! Air dash was right here.
Okay. You can now execute a dash in midair instead of using a short range of aid.
Yeah, I mean that's exactly what I was looking for.
With this, things become a lot easier.
Play versus bolt?
Versus a bolt is fucked up, man!
A bolt always knows the moves.
Finger clump, mace!
Oh, it's a new mace!
I might go for this.
It scales with strength and magic.
attack send a piercing nail projectile on impact the special attack scrapes off
and launches piercing nail projectiles based on the number of charges
available hmm that sounds fun but you need ten purple hand and eight strength
you need it ten diverging hmm what do the what do these slimes scale with
diverging was like curled finger faceless
clubber is there one that scales with
strength and diverging here no no yeah
all spiked finger does that one's really
good to be honest that's cool oh sword
Scabbard also does and that one sucks ass, okay
But how is it fair to fight boots in chess they they would always know
Reddom this is grime too. I played grime one
Yeah, I should edit takes 51 and wish you nice Easter holidays, dude. Oh
Dude with this air that I can do so many things now
the
zoo
never heard of them equals random slope
all ain't that the truth, huh?
He's tight what okay he is tight
You're going
Oh, fuck.
That's Slad.
Slad any PBs today?
Do you have any PBs?
Also, are we ladding tonight?
Or what?
Or what's happening?
Sup?
you didn't get out of basement yeah
What
Pull what
No
What
Am I supposed to be able to pull what a blister is it can we lose us about 10
things from let me think is there there is no reality in which I can get up
there like this no there isn't less no how would I do that it would never work
No. How would this work? You're supposed to come from... Yeah, sure, Salad, sure.
I don't want to die. My God. Yeah, this is where you go.
Oh
What okay, I can do this I can perfect frame this or do I want to?
Very true salad very smart thinking actually
Seems like my advice had no a thing suffer like G did go Carl
And what else is there? Oh yeah. Thank you for rescuing me.
How's that a dead 2 remake? Just see how bad it really is. Yeah, I heard it was insane
ass. We gotta go left here. I need to find the math, but yes! Oh! I mean the main
Kvestis over here so yeah wait am I just going back now to an area where no
No?
Or?
No?
Oh.
Okay.
Like what's down here?
What?
What?
What?
Have I been here?
here thank you for rescuing me it's so dark and wait have I been here yes no
No, I have- have I?
It looks like I have!
Fuck me!
Am I- I think I just went in a big circle or something.
Have I been down here?
Wait, is this where I got the dash jump?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, it's fine though.
I think I literally just- pretty sure I just circled around.
So it's so hard to know when you don't have the map on lost.
I am lost.
Well I haven't been to the right.
Yeah I know.
This is where the map is.
I gotta get the map.
But then I gotta get through here and I calmed.
Hey you.
Hope we get another Garfield pick at the end of the stream. No, I can guarantee you not
Not after yesterday's garthing
That shit was big time ass
Okay, well I could do this now pull that pull yourself off dash through
Okay, I got a time at butter
Okay, I got a time
Wait am I dint maxing or what?
that was okay don't even just don't see why am I waiting it's fine though I can work with
this
I did play Garfield car yesterday
horrible
Okay, have I played ghost monster no
Don't recognize ghost monster. Okay, I can go up there for one two and I do one two
I don't know what ghost monster is we played ghost hunter was it last year the ps2 game
That game had a weird ending nail glade fighter chest
Paint, parry, trait, and hands, okay
What?
What?
That was tight. The hell are you?
you how much okay you're not tanky at all
stun him yoink his shit copy him which I don't know what it did but
something yeah Andy moving 35 that's almost three years man that's true
thank you man is there a map piece up here it better be something I need me
oh shit okay lock in
3 years ago it was like 2011. Brother of man, 2019 is 7 years ago.
I
Love us. I don't want to die here. I do not want to die here. I really really really don't
okay can I get a heal I don't want to die it's shit one spike and I'm dead
and I have this asshole okay you're there's a 84
Hey you!
NO!
Hyundai impix 34!
Okay, don't fail the platforming.
Let's see here.
Ahhhh...
Ahhhh...
Ahhhh...
Ahhhh!
I
Greg
Fuck
Dude where was I anyways I have no idea I was so far I
I was so far and I have no idea. Well, I can kind of see I climbed up there
Yeah, I went up here. Yeah. Yeah, okay, never mind. I know where to go
This platform God now like always
Spaghetti! The spaghetti is all over! What the fuck is happening? Don't spawn me like that!
Fuck.
Okay, no screaming.
How was that so hard I just didn't it last time
Yeah, too, there's okay cool, you know song song. Yeah, what?
Okay, they keep giving me heals here this this is like
What kind of platforming is this and where am I even going?
What?
Oh!
Nah!
Oh, what?
Hey, you.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
the
It's better be something good fuck that nail-glade fighter hands alright
this is just the way back because I could go it's so it's so confusing when
you don't have the map unlocked man it's hard to know where you are or what
where to go or or what okay i mean this is a new thing here
okay now i'm getting down again that wait a minute
it. Hey, Neuronaut, thanks for the 5 round avert- oh shit, hold up. Okay, where do I go?
Down here? Okay, now what? Okay. And then what? Okay. Yeah, the map piece is right here.
Woooah!
Hooooooah!
I thought that was good!
There it is! That was...
hard to get this map piece!
Alright, at least now we get some vision.
So, that's fucking...
And we need to go up there for the main quests.
Is this a boss fight?
No, it's not.
Wait, what? No.
What?
Fuck, okay, okay, okay, yeah, I got him fully downloaded.
I got him fully downloaded.
Fully downloaded.
No, I got the shortcut, it's fine.
Well, I did get the shortcut, right?
Wait.
Oh my god, I don't think I got the shortcut.
Wait, did I?
No, I did.
Yeah, of course I did get the shortcut.
I did.
No.
No.
No!
No!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What happened? I didn't grab the shortcut where the boss was, now I have to climb up and around again.
No, there is a room I missed there, so...
Yeah!
Shortest run-back in Silksong.
Is Silksong that bad in terms of run-backs?
No.
Oh
No no
only the fuck did I die open the shortcut
Baldness!
I missed an area down here.
Oh, this is where the last set piece is.
Hey, you know what? That's fine though.
This nail-glade fighter legs are...
is actually a really good set, and I should use it.
It's a parry set.
And now I got all of it, so now force parry trait.
is enhanced. Oh dude, it looks like Bloodfang from World of Warcraft. The
Edge Lord Master. But...
Blood Fang was the coolest looking set in World of Warcraft.
Actually no, Paladin had ju- ju- Paladin had a Judgement and Judgement was really sick.
That was probably the coolest set.
Can you stop rolling there?
Okay, well we're getting back there now we're fine and to be honest
It's good that we did the run back because now we got the parry set and I really want this set
Yeah, the tier two Paladin set that shit was so good-looking man Warlock Nemesis ass
Warlock Nemesis set was good, but it wasn't judgment good though
I
missed something up there too.
Did I finish on? Did I finish Creams in Desert? Yes.
Yeah, there is something up here. Oh yeah, I can't do this. You need something.
Okay, let's open up the shortcut this time and don't be dented. I know this boss moves it now that he's gonna get
Parried to death and there we go now. We have the shortcut
I like how they bait you here thinking it's a regular mob
I
Miss read he basically has two combos
One is ultra easy to parry and the other one is is red this so you can't parry it I
Just like I got very greedy for damage. I need to switch weapon
What are you kidding me
What?
Rock of X-45, sunny 51, gross 135.
I think you were only 32 when I first subbed.
Ha ha ha.
Dude, I don't know what he's doing!
What?
What?
Okay, when does he have melee?
What? That's Melly? Melly?
Carry that? Okay.
Carry that? Okay.
Carry us.
Now he's like flying gimmicks.
I died! Wait, what? Wait!
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
Firefly, thanks 25, and Hilly, thanks 58.
Firefly, could you shine your light?
of
Oh
Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Nooo!
Yes!
I thought it was awesome.
Mold set? Wait, what?
You can now equip a second mold set to one of your weapons.
OHHHHHHH!
That means you can equip six items instead of three, or six spells instead of three.
Because you can have two weapons equipped at the same time. I have fist weapons. Yeah, they both have their own set now
Fucking hell. Okay, that's a pretty big upgrade
Oh
Hey
am I fucking dead hello what's this how'd you get in here did you destroy the
twin palm yeah oh my of course what a silly question is no longer there and
you are here. Please wait patiently while we convene on the matter. I will not, I will
not mumble. Hands take you all. Good news stranger, spectacular news even. We've almost
unanimously decided to forgive you for destroying the Twin Palm. Though once still old to grudge,
There was a marvelous beautiful creature you slayed off for all, you understand, I know?
May the savior return right this instant and impale you with dozens of its arms!
Yeah, well, the twin palm did trap us here in Nail Glade for quite a few shifts now.
It was a delicate matter to navigate.
Yadad's hand paint must be allowed to do as it pleases after all.
Either way as the mayor I declare your most welcome to nail glade right thanks avoid disrespecting any more hands
No, wait up my goal wasn't even to go here. My goal is to go up here
They gravel maggot thanks for the fifty five
I heard a little something oh yes a small little thing trifling even what it
what was it yes you destroyed the magnificent twin palm I'll never again
gaze upon its graceful luring fingers it's gorgeous gorgeous nails great
Marvel has been taken from us one future Smith will now never get to worship
Oh, what's up?
BLEES?
Listen to me.
BLEES! BLEES!
You must- you monster Smith.
They're so bad.
There's more- they're more- they're- they are more like the Twin Palm.
Other great formless avatars of the old frail arts.
I ask you, nay, I beg you.
Leave those formless alone.
No, the whole goal is to eat everyone in this game.
Tough luck, buddy.
No, there hasn't been any crashing out.
No garage-ing out please, bro.
Zoop.
There you are, finally. Where have you been?
Forget it. We don't have time to waste on your excuses.
The workshop has devolved into absolute madness. The burden smith are on a rampage.
There's an entire army of tables over there, including a carrier bird and
beast. Is the largest I've ever made. It was going to carry entire houses. Buy the
hands, what a total bummer. What are you waiting for? Go take care of it. Gladly,
sure. You don't have to say, I just do it. Alright, here's the key. Thanks, down on your left.
This is a good game, not janky like CD.
I mean this game is a bit smaller scale than CD.
I'm guessing you mean Crimson Desert, right?
I need to get like a new weapon.
Something with a bit more oomph.
of
death
of
Yeah, I am playing the X-30 build now, but yeah, I've been playing at the majority through
this game at the moment, you know?
You gotta try some variety, like two-handed greatsword.
That's just how it is.
Also, I should definitely upgrade this armor.
Because this armor is the parry focus.
The hell is this?
Okay.
I'll do the workshop first.
Any upcoming corpus?
Yeah, nuclear, I'll be a recovered fast man.
You're surprised I didn't play Arms Warrior and World of Warcraft?
I did.
I had a warrior and a warlock.
My warlock was named Tallillia, and my warrior was named Lila.
play to the maximum oh it was a draeneye warrior hi larks up oh yes okay cool
yeah it's a lot buffering there male or female I was female I never had a male
character
deserved I guess
You're mailin' every M.O. cause you love mansplaining?
Hmm, mansplaining huh?
In the album 2 you pretend to be a girl for some free loot?
No, I didn't.
That is not what happened.
My name was Sweden girl because I was from Sweden and the sorcerer was a woman in the game.
You couldn't change it.
like ten years old I didn't know about cat fishing or anything I just thought
it made sense
made perfect sense for me wait why can't I get up here again
Wait, I can climb up?
No, but we gotta do the workshop.
Me and this done the same childhood?
Oh, God, Perry is so strong in this game, I swear.
No one delivered mail faster than me dude when I was trained up I had like a
mailman training arc and when I was trained up holy fuck I was fast oh my
My god, I was so god-like.
stop living table thanks did you get to take the day off when you finish
delivering the mail yes I did so and the thing is I was also paid by the hour
so the quicker I was the less money I made
Oh, blind.
Oh, yeah, you had to find them all yourself, Pillen.
Oh, nice!
Hell yeah, all right.
We'll get up a little bit of decks to increase our damage.
You had a map of where to drive as the mailman
I'm
This is another boss fight oh, what the fuck
Look.
All of this just works.
Of course you were the fastest mailman. Your short stature gave you an unfair advantage, Keke.
of
I got hit by that out of everything that I
Don't think so don't kick so off the
This fight is very easy
I'm bad
Oh, that deals damage?
Breee!
I press R1.
Okay, I'm greedy.
Just chill, brother, and it's fine.
Okay, I'm dying to a fucking table
What I was a new gimmick never seen that before
for. It's not even washed. It's a new gimmick. I gotta go upgrade this armor because I'm
I'm pretty sure I'll use his armor for the majority.
I
He's tight
Goose!
Stab pole!
Goose!
Goose!
Goose!
Goose!
Backflip!
Watch out! No, that's not it!
Very, very!
Watch out.
Pull in, Rip out!
Nice!
Baaarrryyyyyyy!
I'm gonna rip this heart out.
I was very tanky that guy.
We saw a new Mortal Shell 2 play, uh, yeah, the yesterday, yeah.
Looks really good.
Every enemy having its own unique riposte execution and shit, nah, that's soapy.
What's the game about pretty sure it's like the creation of the world and you're just trying to eat everything and destroy it
Wait, I'm in a new area again. Oh
The next piece the next the next piece is down here. I'm actually close to two
I'm close to kind of close to all pieces
I don't know yet, hugs. Nothing is super confirmed. Now the question is how the hell can I get back? Can I get back?
There's still a map in this area that I haven't got.
Because if I don't get- I can't teleport here unless I get the other map.
Where does this door go? Somewhere I haven't been.
I mean I could check that it could be for another map.
The cool plot. Well I think, you see the reason everything lives like oats
is because it's like creation and stuff, you know?
It's cool Sleezer pan, that's fun. Just like Grime 1 was really fun.
Everything is um, oats?
I think that's like symbolism of creation of life.
But then you're supposed to eat all the oats because you're like kind of like the bad guy, I guess I
Don't know
Now where is the other map it could I mean it could be in this area it probably is or down there it could be down there
We need to get the other map so we can teleport here otherwise it'll be pain
losing for things 50 thank you
could I actually go here no I couldn't right or could I could I yeah you were
kind of a bad guy in the first game too right yeah
Like you just want to destroy the world essentially.
Which is awesome.
Oh, there's a ruin here!
What the f...
Oh my god, what is he doing?
No, not more ads, please. Dude, I don't deal like any damage to him. What the f-
Well, he does have a rune, and those are... big. Wait, am I healing him? Wait, he's
getting healed give me man okay there's big gimmicks here but
Wait, do you have to parry the red one?
Is that it?
Or?
Ushha!
Wait, hold up!
Yo, gig in the schvimei, babe!
I was one hit away from getting a new heal.
It's fine, though.
I wonder if you get a rune for doing this,
because then you can open more golden doors.
Oh shit, Dogalar went off, right.
Okay, that's more delayed, alright.
I did what I found.
Asuna is a shameful fucking display right here.
Yeah, I deserve death here.
What is that?
What is that?
in fucking Narnia and your pressing parry, like...
We need a new weapon, we need a giant mace or there is dual wield too.
I won't die again if I do, I'm washed.
of
death
of
death
of
death
B!
F**k
five
five
five
five
five
five
see this new trailer
Yeah, I got nail glider breath crown now hey, no name. What up?
Yeah, we're gonna get the dog we are old
We need to get a new weapon I'm tired of this weapon
weapon. I mean, we have weapons. Is it like, you take chaos mod? I mean, I want to do San
Andreas chaos mod. I love that. I would love that. I think that would be sick and cool.
I'm a chicken trailer too, just gonna get the dog out.
And thank you, of course.
Please tell me the map is here so I can quick travel.
Yeah, stop!
Stop!
stop stop stop fucking phone stop picture oh my god this is some god
of platforming.
Did I do the mega platforming challenge in Grime 1?
I have no idea.
Really?
Woohoo!
Hey, you.
Kumbasa is on tier 266 and Shell makes 41.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, should have known that.
Wait, uh, wait.
Am I denting here?
Well, okay
We can do this we pull that we dash we pull up
We go
We do that we pull up here. We dash we pull up the wall climb run
We go down
Okay, you are in the green.
We must pull up our pants.
Woo!
And that is third of flesh?
I have no idea what that is.
A lump of flesh discarded by the King of Arms.
They don't want to stop, but knew they had to.
Starving was the only way.
Is this some kind of secret ending key item?
That's the vibes I'm getting from that secret ending key item.
Yeah, it's like an obelical cord.
Nice.
Me, calm.
Okay, what does this one do?
You summon it and then it's just oats?
That's probably a peri I guess.
You little shit die.
But why did you put spikes on the book, dumb?
Wait, where did I even die?
Oh yeah, I'd like to- yeah, it's just there.
Okay, yeah, it's very close.
Okay, let's, uh-
My mom asked me for the dishes, and I said,
I wish I knew you would wash it in the...
There we gotta go here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here...
And then from here, we go here, here, grab this.
Vee! Okay.
Okay, those spikes are illegal, dude.
This must be some insane platforming mega area because I'm
Give me that shit, copy him.
And nailglade scout hands, paint-dash traits.
Isn't that like the other paint dash?
I don't know. There was a pal world dating sim? What? Are you dating other players?
Oh, don't die.
That's twice those spikes! Okay, let me get the dog out real quick.
I'm gonna get up here.
I'm gonna do this, that, this, that, go back here, and I'm gonna do hmm.
Yoshi!
Yoshi!
Yoshi!
Hey you!
What I miss?
Trailer?
Oh, I don't walk the dog here, I'll let him out.
I walk him before stream and after stream.
What's my shots in RE9? Well that's clearly Salad, we saw that.
What trailer? What- Oh my god, King Mop, I believe I f***ed up.
Wait, isn't Pal war like the Pokemon thing where there's like animals?
What?
I
I did a DLC for, I finished like the main part of the DLC scripting power I did, yeah.
Fuckin' A. More than just pals.
No. No. Enough of this.
It doesn't feel like no name
No spreading I did not I never did the tower. I mean I checked them out, but I was like I couldn't I couldn't be arsed I
Just did like the main fight
Please delete this stream. Yeah, we haven't been on a pizza link not a list
Let's see we were up there we're going up here all right what do we have are you
kidding me
Might as well die
This is got an L yeah, yeah, I'm sure it did I'm sure it did I thought on purpose there
Guilty Melodics 98 cheese who she's too loopers 22 kumas on tier 266. Thank you
There is no way that's real it's fucking violet I knew it I fucking knew it
Okay, anyways. Where am I going now? Yeah, the reason I went here is because I'm looking
for where the map piece is, and it is actually telling me where it is. It's over here. And
And it's probably above me, I'm guessing at this point.
Northelus, help me hold the shift, I'm barononon.
Ah, manu foudou v'osn'n'l'northelus.
Why am I clicking all the links?
Um, because, yeah, it's a great question, actually.
I haven't been up there, and I haven't been down there.
We gotta go there, because we need to unlock this
so we can teleport.
Your cat being overly dramatic.
We're looking to getting a cat, actually.
a little cat oh I'm not so little a big one
hmm I can knock it up here
a main coon yeah
Oh, and I can't get down here. Okay, well in that case, yeah. Um, what? Where the hell
is this map piece? Maybe you get to it later.
Oh, you have two of them, Bullen? Nice.
They're about the size of Yoshi pretty much, I think. They're fucking huge.
I think they get like 12 kilos or something, they can be.
Which is what he is.
Mental.
You have two main consistent soon?
Hmm.
Might be for the summer.
No, it's not gonna be called Garfield.
I will do everything in my power to have it not named Garfield.
One is tanky and one is eight. Oh shit.
Oh is that not a banana pizza? Let me see.
Awww.
There is something up there.
I'm really trying to find this map piece, but...
I am not quite sure where it is.
It might be over here.
then I gotta go around and up there that's not too bad
that was collection of black shirt is gonna love that main tune
true true
hey Jack
But on the map it looked like it could be
Okay, well if it's not here we got to go down to that green area, and then we will come back up
I guess I don't know but it's the only thing I have to go on now, so
And I'm gonna Reese I need to respect into a different weapon because I'm tired of this one I want to get I want to
Use a strength weapon to the surprise of no one I
Like the giant stick
Have you seen when cats turn giga-chat after being stung by a bee?
Actual giga-chat.
He's literally mewing, yeah.
Alright, I'll check out Blade Garden then.
We can upgrade this armor like crazy too.
Wait, what does this armor scale with?
How do you switch your armor set?
Am I dense?
Why is everything dexterity in this game?
I finished the main story in Crimson Desert and I was happy like I didn't feel like I
I needed to play more at the moment.
This place is eerie.
I mean, now I'm going all the way down there,
which is crazy.
Hey, you.
when I probably should have gone the other way maybe I did macabre it was not part of
main it was a side. This place is mooncar.
Oh, nice.
We're going to play leave the company lads soon.
No.
Yeah, I mean yeah.
I like how my brain went automatically to no.
Yeah, probably, hopefully, yeah.
Have I seen Flemish giant rabbit?
No.
Yeah, this game has definitely gotten more difficult now, the platforming has stepped
up like crazy.
I feel like I should go here first, this way.
The map might be there too.
Let's go that way.
That's the main, uh, one of the main weapons.
I'm kinda close to all three main weapons to, to, to fight Gual.
Tommy takes 79.
As in the Rota 119, it takes one fucking catcher because gimmick. No, not gimmick.
Maybe. Gimmick. Nah.
Ah.
Kedaphos.
I mean Kedaphos isn't bad.
Call it Abbey?
Not sure about that.
Do you have to find the grime in this game yet? I think the whole game is grime.
All right, we go top left and we get to that one then it could be something important, I guess
Sir Gideon me out Melf near you
Yeah, I'm looking into getting a cat like this summer I think a main cool
Oh my god imagine if I took these suggestions Jesus Christ.
So the main is up there, but haven't I been here already?
It must be- is it the- is- is- have I been here?
Wait, am I not here now? Yeah, wait.
I've been here before, uh, but I think this must lead to the thing, right?
It has to.
Hmm, I saw that.
Helvette.
Oh wow.
What?
Okay, how will I do this? I need a double jump. You can't do this without a double jump.
I don't see how that would happen. There's no way. There's spikes here. You need a jump
to unless no no you can't do this without a double jump
on no wait you can't
yeah yeah I see I see I see I see you can do this with yeah you can you can
you can you can it's just that I get sucked into the ceiling which
like right like that but if I can go under it
Dash and then pull it down again. That would work
But I need to be way higher up than that
what I was a lot of gold actually I have a lot of gold now nice but that is not
Wait, is it taking me there? Maybe it is. No, it's not. No, maybe it is. No, it's not.
No, maybe it is. Wait. No, now I'm back to where Dash Jump was. Fuck me, this is confusing.
Yeah, Dash Jump was right here.
That's our weapon upgrade material.
God damn this area call it scampus
Hmm
Can I cheat oh
Hell yeah, but no they did it's awful. I
I wanted to die. It's faster to get back.
Definitely makes 40. No, we garfed later last night.
So I could go down and into that blade area again, I guess.
I don't see what else to do.
Gabe is a bit tricky sometimes in uh...
Figuring out where to go.
We can also go uh...
Was it the red area?
It was some area I needed, a dash jump I think.
Through there down there and then we can go this way.
Now, let's do that.
I will play a Purgmotto.
I know those.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, I'm done with crimson for now oh
Oh, yeah, you are all good. I mean, I have plenty of areas to like check. I
Gotta go back into blade garden. I suppose
I mean this area is humongous
That was really bald. I don't want to be bald. Okay. I don't think I went over here because
I died.
You see that?
The young reflexes right there?
Crazy.
Oh, map piece!
Yes!
Map piece right here.
Nice.
True.
True.
There we go.
Nice.
true. There we go. Nice. There's nothing wrong with being bald. You are 40, we're talking
up. What do you mean I'm 33? I'm literally parrying the world. My gaming reflexes have
I've never been higher.
I'm parrying the world.
uh
Okay, do not panic
Get him, okay, what is he?
Let me join
Hold on let me open up my dashboard. I forgot
Take this
oombasa. Alright, why'd you link me?
Those are huge.
God damn.
I don't know if I would let one to rabbit though, I don't think so.
Or bunny or whatever.
Those are huge, man.
Yeah, that's giant chungus.
Hey you!
What?
Oh! Very ass!
Very sneaky there devs, okay.
Fuck.
Kill him on Jarvis 23 man, can't wait for your Twilight Princess playthrough.
Yeah yeah, Twilight Princess I'd like to play.
That seems like a cool game man.
It is Kavis?
Nice.
This way down to the area.
What do you play while a prince is on like switch or what?
Wee.
Oh, okay.
Hold on.
Let me look in.
You can't go up there.
You need like a flight thing.
We go down here, we go to the, yeah, yeah, I want to get that secret area.
okay charging javelin cool all right let's go down here then oh okay this is
good oh thank Mary you're finally here you got to help me out with this breath
addling lunatic please look at this hey axe face I'm gonna ask this again where
Where can I find the Pen Spears for the Quad Blade Ritual?
You're be waiting for Pesper?
See the Muck they just say.
You want to find Pesper?
Yeah, Pesper, Pesper.
Pen Spear.
I want to find Rusted Mucking Pen Spears.
That's literally what I asked.
No Pen Spear for you.
Gee, really?
You realize I was here when we figured out what Pen Spear means?
Axe Face here saying the Pen Spears are only for other L'Havest, basically, but that's
a lie.
If you defeated a Honing Beast before you could challenge the other, have you heard of the
Blade Mammoth, no?
It's another Honing Beast, weaker than Quad Blade, but that doesn't make it a breeze.
If we want this one's help finding the pen spirits you're gonna have to beat it
It can be found between blade garden and jagged forest. Okay, you could give it up and let this whole ghoul thing go
You seem to be managing just fine so far. I don't think you need our help anymore
Go do something else knit hair some maybe stay here the lavis would like you well enough
Anyway to recall if you're gonna throw yourself a giant axe monster good luck with that I guess thanks
I think that might be a parry, I'm not sure.
That was a parry.
Game cue for the O.J. Link and the O.J. Mayor and the W.E.F.N.A.T.U.R.
Oh my god.
Wait, what?
They made a right-handed Link in one of the versions?
What?
Was it Wii version?
Oh, okay. Oh, sick how is alright. I'll, fuck. I'll remember that. I did not know that Sarax.
Okay.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Lock in.
Weapon upgrade.
Not forgotten.
Uh oh.
Shit.
Okay, uh...
Oh.
Hell of it, I don't want to die.
I need like a double jump chatter, right?
I didn't have a checkpoint, so I gotta like run all the way back.
There must be a checkpoint in the blade area, and I just miss it, because it's not supposed
to be this far to run back.
How am I playing to turn a noctis?
I don't know what that is.
No, there is a checkpoint in the blade glades or whatever.
I just, I missed it.
I haven't found it.
It's here somewhere.
Yeah, toilet princess would be cool.
It might be to the right.
I mean, there's something down here.
Ah, cool.
Okay, I guess I'll die again, yeah.
Yoink that shit.
Okay, this has to be a parry.
Or, no, okay, this guy is not a parry.
Okay, look.
There we go.
Oh, nice.
We gotta switch weapon to a strength.
I will check over here then.
Down.
Yeah, let's go down here. Fuck it.
Yeah, I got it. Gamecube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Good wall combos...
Oh, the Wii version is only motion controls? Yeah!
I'm not gonna... Yeah, no, thank you.
Okay.
Where am I? Okay now I'm close to that part.
Hellbenthe.
Oh, what am I- you- you- you-
Yeah!
Locking.
Don't die.
Do not fucking die.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, it's locking. Don't die. Do not fucking die.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck?
Where's the checkpoint? Okay, maybe it's to the left because it seems to go to main.
What? Well that's not happened. Wait, is that a, is that a loot? Or is that a hole in the
floor. It looks like a hole in the floor or what is that? I don't know. I'll go the other way.
I heard Prince of Persia lost crown is super good. Yeah.
Yeah.
In here.
Need advice, it's been raining for hours, my best girlfriend is completely depressed,
she keeps staring at the window, what should I do, let her come in.
Don't let me die.
Do not die, the map piece is right here.
Then I can teleport.
Oh.
What?
What? My best girlfriend is completely depressed. She keeps staring out the window. What should I do? Let her come in.
But if she's staring out the window, she's already inside. What?
What is Uncle on about? Oh my, this area is crazy. I need
get in there okay he'll also thank you
car it's a deal like 83 lost kind of some hard challenge that would prove you
not an onk if you beat it really
okay shortcut maybe oh this takes me back up
Okay, you can go up there, but this is a shortcut
Yeah, huh
Where's the check point I don't want to die
Oh
That's heal no, that's not healing more gold though
Almost at a hundred gold now Jesus. That's really good
Jesus Christ. Yeah, maybe I'll play it. I've seen it, I think. Is that game out?
Oh, it is. Any checkpoints here? Come on. Oh, what is this? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
enough wait this is an NPC okay oh no where's the fucking check point
No, okay, dude you calm out there calm out there
The fuck off me
Okay, checkpoints maybe it's below me I feel like this guy is gonna be
I don't like it I'm gonna I'll talk to him newcomer well done by
beasting a honing besting a honing beast you're proving there's sheen to your
edge as a era welcome you you and your blades welcome to partake in the
fighting? I'm looking for the quad blade. It's the greatest honor, the greatest
challenge that you see. Very good. A lot of us must always seek the most fearsome
opponent, but there's no growth without a challenge. To some of the quad blades you
must make an offering to the garden. You need two pen spears. Defeat two of the
great blades, one axe and one of the sword, and take the remains. Go to the
and honor the sacrifice
the defeated have made for your honing
by piercing their torches with a pen spear
do this and a qualblit will acknowledge you
as you did those fallen lahvis
this seems like an optional quest
for maybe a mega weapon
because there's an arena
Okay.
I just played the old RE's not super long ago, Jesse.
Well I think it was RE2, old one I played right.
Haven't played him on Steam.
I mean...
Yeah, you're not wrong.
of
Is this game from like Symphony of the Night?
Yeah, it's from the Trevania, yeah.
Finally.
Question is, wait, can I teleport here?
I can, yeah.
I can't teleport to this area though because I haven't found the map, which is a bit annoying.
But I could respect and go for a different weapon.
Maybe something that like hits harder.
I mean, this mace is crazy.
That's 30 damage, completely unupgraded, and it also scales with the blue hand and strength.
So that's pretty cool.
The greatsword is a quality weapon, this one at least.
Last 29 damage, though, which is very good.
Helle-Vette.
It scales more with strength and dexterity, though.
And then you apply combustion.
Let's finish this area first, I guess.
Maybe we'll get something.
Mmmmm!
Coffee flavor.
Yeah.
We're getting to that one.
Also here's another NPC.
Magic weapon?
Perry damage?
Is that Perry? Welcome, Waria. I'm Ursock. I'll tell the tale of the king's mound to
those who would challenge it. Before facing the king's challenge ahead, we'd like to
hear its story. Okay. Many sagas ago in a faraway place said
that the king of arms rose. Their body yearning for the fight drawn to the honing dams. They
sought the ways of Laha and so made their way to her canvas seeking to test her followers.
They crashed through the jagged forest, climbing atop an obliterated blade man.
This sacrilegious act of disrespect towards Lahaab's art was a calculated move by the
king.
They hoped to enrage and motivate us to give us our best when facing them.
In that they succeeded.
Tall longleys managed to get them first, and so were the first obliterated.
Then great blades and short blades joined the fray.
I would be a great blade.
All our many cycles of training to become one with a single weapon.
And in the end, the king of arms, the master of all blades defeated them all, without uttering
a single word for they knew.
All there is to say is said in the dance.
And in the end, they were only forced to depart the blade garden, disappointed, unsatisfied.
They left us with a final test, a challenge of our own to overcome.
And some of those impaled by the king's many arms rose again, changed by the blades.
Here the impaled were gathered.
oh my god the bots have the the bots have uh advanced
did their challenge the king's mound yeah no i would like to switch weapon but
let's let's see
what
I think I got this magic mace right?
I think this one.
This is strength, the finger clump mace.
I actually found this at an interesting area.
And this also scales with a purple hand.
This could be good to try.
This parrying scale with anything?
Wait, what did this armor set scale with?
Blue hand.
God damn it.
I'm not going to kill you.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I
Did I did the damage is okay
it's okay I mean I could the thing is I could like I could I could I could I could
Um, yeah.
Upgrade my armor.
I'll win now though, I think.
It's a fire!
Okay, I didn't know that.
Oh, and then he has a ass!
He has ass!
What? Oh my...
They put the lard, it's 53 man.
You're going to the out for a weekend trip? Where should I go? Where should I do there?
You should go to Church Street. Saloon, dude. Food place. It might be time to upgrade some
armor.
of
I lose half my health from one hit.
Come on!
You're gonna die!
You're gonna die!
Oh
No, what
I'm on upgraded all right my armor is unupgraded I could upgrade
like five levels
of
What?
Oh, any weapon?
NANMATH ACKS!
Slam the axe down, sending forward a wide of spikes, damage and range increase according
to the number of charges.
That's the one chat, that's the one right there.
Is this an optional boss?
I mean, you gotta stamina upgrade from it.
Might be lads, I don't know.
Okay, guess I'll die.
great warrior you've done it the king's challenge that long last has been
overcome those you have defeated can long last be honored planted with pens
beer amidst the comfort of the blade trees and I will tell the others of
your victory on the second outside of the only one who could defeat the
challenge been fourth by the first perhaps this proves the long blades were
right to leave to seek a challenge from beyond la la havas canvas
perhaps it's time okay that was cool I mean I'm supposed to go down there so I
guess we will zoo
I'm
I'm respeaking to this axe now.
Alright, let's see here.
12 strength and 5 of those.
Tired of this fucking stick.
No, yeah, it's fucking time.
No more time for...
No more, um, yeah.
52 damage, unupgraded.
I'm going home.
Time for a complete change of play style.
And then we equip Oats, Ghosts, Oats, Ghosts, that's scale with it.
Hi, hi, hi, DHPK.
Jeez.
Oh, my God.
86 damage?
My sword was 30
What about armor?
Is there an armor that scales with strength and the purple?
Not yet at least
Oh, the pitcher guard set will be insane for this though.
Maximum force increase, but I saw the deal more damage, but it also consumes more force.
Wait, I only have one piece of the pitcher guard.
Noooooooooooooooooo!
I need to find this, I don't remember where I found it though.
This is so sad.
damage taken doubled I mean I this scales with health that's funny the gloves with strength
This is so sad.
Nailglade.
I don't even have that, do I?
No, no, no.
I mean, Poacher could be good.
You get more fragments.
Guess I'll use that and upgrade it a bit.
Was it the blue area, I think?
Yeah.
Damn, I look dank as fuck now.
So what do you get?
It makes it so you get more stats.
Okay, you get a lot of health for this one, so.
And I have 13.
I mean, I could upgrade this.
Yeah, there's upgrade all of the pieces once dude we're look at my health bar. Oh
My neglect. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever die in this game again. I
Looked like executioner gnome
Oh yeah wait molds.
Damn this charging javelin is really good.
That's a really good one.
God damn.
Hmm. Strength and purple hand. Is there any strength and purple hand here?
Spiked finger. Yeah, that one's very good.
Okay, I'm not bothering with the other one from now.
Oh! Executioner Lepa. That's true.
Okay, I'll continue down to the main thing down here. I'm very close to it
It's just straight down
And that's one out of three so we can fight Google
Well, for the weapon for Gowell, that is.
Yes.
I can't even die anymore.
I've been hit like three times and I'm still st- oh my god, they just get obliterated.
All right let's go down.
Okay.
I'm right here.
What? No. No, this is not how you get here. It's through there probably.
Yeah, I found mammoth axe.
Yeah, I look like Executioner GNOME right now.
What?
Is Upgetting Armor Changes Appearance?
I don't think.
hold on let me lock you in here that is crap how no don't tell me I I
Oh, I can't make it from there.
I have to go like that, okay, yeah, we'll do that.
It's the only thing I have to go on right now.
Pluto gave it Gnomus, like, thanks.
Thank you.
Yeah, but I died to spikes.
That doesn't count.
oh yeah yeah yeah this is where there is something here oh yeah okay okay okay
Okay. They released a new one-piece chapter. Man, one-piece is a long-ass show, dude.
Oh, another charging javelin. That's tight.
Wait, that didn't even lead here. What? Is it through there?
there? Oh, it's gotta be.
I mean, I'll just die, go up there, go on this side then.
me. This doesn't count obviously. That does not count. It's a death warp. Yeah, we have
have to go I guess all the way to the left then. Wait is there a teleporter there? No.
Not the- there probably is one I just haven't found it. Alright.
Oh wait, you can just reset checkpoint by a menu?
Wait, what?
right thank you
something up here oh I can't do this yeah
okay down left left left left left left
what what okay wait up here no I don't need to go here
Okay. Down here then. Yes. This is where it is. Yes, I knew it. I fucking knew it.
I knew it. I was right next to it earlier.
Okay, I'll go bottom left first.
This whole game is oats. It's all about oats.
Oh!
Give me, give me, give me!
Ascenders beyond the peak.
Why do I feel like this is violet?
Oh it's not.
It's an actual game.
It's a rogue-like, flying-being one?
Wait, that's kind of cool.
Hmm.
turn-based exploration roguelite okay face HP luck has bad horrors
Yeah, I did control it, sure you could use your sex.
I'm sure you can figure out what that means.
He's third quarter.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm tight.
The Dark Souls is an absolute kindergarten compared to this.
Your sword is so long and sharp.
You could probably stab me right through.
your axe is so much bigger and heavier. It could probably cut me straight in half. Yeah,
it probably could. So you should watch yourself around me swinging that sword. I suppose I
should... What are you doing here? Cannot see we're in the middle of engaging an intense sword play?
Yeah, wait, you meant to say axe play yes?
It was not I mean I believe the expression is sword play. Ah
So now there's an exclusive expression for swords is there?
Well
Well nothing enough axe play which I declare now an expression
Face me another shift and we'll finish this with the proper honing dance
Okay, see you lads later
of
death
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death
of
death
of
death
I have never ruined a single relationship oh yeah I forgot about the special attack
Hmm
Fuck
I'll let them I make your shots pick your shots right here
Axe great blade torso
So, am I blind?
It's over.
I can't see it.
It's not here.
It's not here.
It's not here.
I know.
It's not here.
Oh, this is not an armor.
Oh, it's one of them things you uh, sacrifice, I guess. Yeah, for the QWB summoning ritual, yeah.
The low key item.
Secret.
Are you kitten?
are you kidding me where the hell am I now I died up there what's bottom right
What's this game even about?
Oats.
You're supposed to eat everything in the world.
Eat everyone.
Leave nothing.
Okay, nice, that's a good, yeah, okay, cool.
80,000 damage, okay, sure.
What?
There's up there too.
is being sold
Wait, why did I never go here did I die or was this unavailable? Oh
Yeah, I kept dying here. That's why
Hot
I'll leave this guy alone
How do I get down here?
Oh, it's clearly through here.
This game is way harder than Silksong.
Way harder.
What?
What?
Fallen great blade hands.
Oh.
Dexterity scaling
Force buff damage and force costs are both greatly increased
High wizard wizard Stein
A man knows
There's the other piece
yep there's the shortcut now i'm up there but i can go down
maybe i played still song of stream
Okay, that's the whole fall in Great Blade 1, but it's another- Wait, that scales with
strength.
Aaaaaaaand dexterity.
Yeah, I mean, this is all- It's all based on, um, hitting as hard as possible with full
stamina, force buff damage, and force cost of both Great Lane Crease.
It needs to- It's to- It's basically a one-shot snowball, I guess.
What?
Ah, okay.
Ah, Silksong will be in the future, man.
One the time is right.
It's like waiting for winds of winter, you know.
I did play OGS!
fuck
mmmm, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die
I did play OG, Pollenite
but there was no DLC when I played it though
okay, now I'm back up in the blue area again
armor upgrade
You have no faith in a laughter hearing the divorce incident from yesterday?
What do you mean?
Boom!
There we go.
Yeah, now we're back up there.
Now we can teleport down.
And then...
Yeah, back in Nailical.
I can't teleport here because I haven't found the other
Haven't found the other map marker
Okay, I'm gonna die
Oh wait, I could just restart checkpoint right
Here
Nah dude, he has Winds of Winter done and I think the dream of spring is uh, he's working
on it.
Yeah, I can't go here.
Helvete! I don't see how I'm supposed to get in here.
Wait, can I go here?
No, I can't.
okay you felt this copy of DMC six rumor went around yeah yeah true shit
man oh god there's a Lord of the Rings golem movie coming it's only fair to
hold a 24 hour golem marathon and no it isn't no it isn't
I mean, I guess we'll go down there.
We'll, uh, we'll do this.
We'll, uh, we'll do this.
At this point game becomes very confusing to traverse, you're a similar point as me.
Yeah, I mean I know kinda, I have areas I can go into.
And deathmones, play Garfield again, I wasn't here yesterday.
No?
No?
Was it the red?
Was it the- yeah, I don't know.
Can I- I can't go- no, was it here?
Maybe.
I can go here I guess, fuck it.
He never finished on the podium, death on the plane, yes I would.
Easily
Aha boats. Oh, no, you need a double jump or you could cheat there is a cheat. I
Can't cheat my way up here
This is the beginning of the game
I'm gonna cheat and see
maybe they want you to do that it might not be a cheat I don't know
what I can't jump on this wall anymore but
What? Why not? HOLD FAKES!
Am I crazy? Didn't I just climb this wall?
Am I glitched? Or is this because I can't use the weapon?
Oh, okay.
I knew I wasn't crazy.
Is this illegal? What? Oh, it's you.
Stringy! Thanks for the 106. Thank you. That's a long ass time. I can't even
attack I'm dead yeah I'm dead I baby baby I'm dead I I can't move or see
anything
what okay that area is off-limits dude pretty sure I'm not supposed to do
do that okay um I'm drawing a blank man I'm drawing a blank I really thought it
was down here but it isn't I need like a I don't know maybe the red area but that
no yes yeah no I need to phone a friend we're not a good odd do on who wants to
become a millionaire isn't there a steam game like that yeah there is right
Yeah, I can't go here okay, um
Where do I move?
This place is marked for some reason I don't know why
Dude are you smarter than a fifth grader is fucking rigged
That that is a rigged place
Was there a bear in the main hub
Yeah, maybe down there that I never mark you might be right. Let's check it. That's a good idea. That's a good idea
Assweb and Astrid? What? I look like the executioner Gnome. It's sick.
Yeah, let me do your ride. There was like a barrier here. Are you smarter than a fifth
greater was that buried below me
blade monster quest yeah I need to find the other blade monster though maybe
Maybe they hinted at where he was, I don't remember.
I can't go here, okay.
green area yeah I'm going to the green area what
yo sick or things that ten subliminal yeah I heard subliminal is pretty mad
Yeah, though.
Green area from here, yeah.
Let's try that.
Oh, it's 9pm already.
I know damn gore
But there is inky binky blob no inky inky blinky Bob inky
Binky Bob. Oh, yeah, so my that
Stop. Yeah, there's this area. Okay. Let's try this one
oh my sorry category of binky is so yeah no you need a double jump here I
can't do okay yeah yeah okay um no rubilito no the garf session yesterday
was pain man every garb sessions pain but try with cheat jump um no that won't make it
First I hate garb, it's fucking ass. It's me a gas
There's up in the pink area, I guess I guess I'll test that
Gift me the new clappy feet avatar decoration wait what okay hold on
I mean, if you really want the dander, yeah, sure.
I'll go up there. I'll go up pink area. I haven't been there I guess.
of
Okay, lock in.
Okay.
So that was to get an armor upgrade.
You bought the feat for him.
It's a mage in my head.
He actually did.
Kind of based.
what about up here then what the hell is this oh this is
I don't know man. I don't know. Yeah, I mean we could do spell tour I guess. Figure this out.
that's a spike one I can't do that one orange I can't go there they're all
blocked maybe up in green there what is that
I should have marked all the stuff that is like a yeah wait where was green I said up
in a green and now I don't see it I saw it on the map
the one below me is that what I meant nah that's not that's nothing that's
no no no
Was it to the right? Yeah, I saw.
Was it not highest up? It wasn't that.
Pay attention. It could also be here. I don't know why I haven't continued here, or maybe
I did and it was too I needed a double jump or something
Yeah, I was this in the middle, okay
What about this?
Yep.
Yeah.
That doesn't count as deaths.
That just respawns.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I have the dash so I can do this now.
Yeah, this is a new area.
this is indeed metroid
Vania, joint, die-mawling finger, boom!
boom
That special attack doesn't seem worth it
Okay.
The thing is, this is in the middle of everything.
So this doesn't lead to any quests,
but it might lead to doubletjump.
Aha.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, that's fine, that's all right, we can do this.
it might be good for white enemies is true yes true I might do some horror like
inky binky Bob blob in key whatever that's like in octopus thing
Okay, I'll take it back.
It's good.
I'm dead.
I can't even move or see.
Darvin's Paradox?
Yeah, I wouldn't play that now though.
I did this guy under my ass!
There's a secret floor right here.
Look outside.
Um, yeah, there is look outside hard mode on every plane.
You're tearing both x94
Infected
Pay attention, pay attention
Die.
Look outside was very good, yeah.
Gregory's horror show again?
I think it was kind of cool.
You're kidding me.
another one yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yeah I'm off you think 62
this enemy up my asses me ago
fuck your blood dodger takes 56 okay pay attention pay attention
and fucking.
Mm, joint.
What? Okay.
Mm.
Don't get sidetracked.
No comments.
Hey, Vivian Violet, thanks for the 22.
What are you doing?
And Eric that's a tier 2-1-10 brother.
Thank you.
Squirrel brain.
Yeah.
Yeah I guess.
Mate.
You love League of Legends.
My condolences brother.
Is it you spawning this shit?
Take it back that super is good.
I'm aim aim aim aim aim.
yeah it's him doing it one hit at a time pay attention pay attention pay
attention pay attention spawn this shit there we go
I yeah yeah yeah give me this give me this okay
throw it back up dead throw fuck
You're good.
The enemy did not bug out.
He was just in awe of the size of my, you know, executioner.
Yes.
I should make it a pasta this floral brain.
Oh scatters though, level up, nice.
There might be some horror later to be honest.
I kind of want to try inky binky bulb.
See if it's good.
It does have good reviews.
So I have a little bit of hope here.
went mostly negative while I was streaming. Oh, subliminal. Man, the demo was okay.
Maybe another studio kid on me more like this killed it or something
He played some lit subliminal yesterday
Was there nothing- no, there's more up there and there.
Surely the double jump or whatever is here somewhere, because I have this shortcut now.
So we'll do this.
This is a corporate boy never bad talker game.
sure you could just tune in for one minute in his stream when he's running RE9 and you'll quickly
change your opinion.
Oh, oh my god. Okay, okay, okay, lock in
And there's the other map piece
Yes, okay, I mean that's good though. That's good
Okay, I'll cast a look.
Did I deliver mail in the past? Yeah, I was a mailman, yeah.
Okay, let me look in.
Come on, double ass. Come on, double jump, show yourself.
oh what is this area please oh this is something big and not just an armor
upgrade yeah yeah yeah this is it don't are you kidding me
Okay, I can cheat my way in here.
No hold up, there's a shortcut right under me I think.
Pretty sure there's a shortcut right under me.
Pretty damn sure.
Yes.
Wait, I can't get up there.
No.
No!
of
Let's go, that was so easy now.
Okay, so I'm not sure I'm supposed to go up here, but I can cheat.
I can cheat my way up here.
Because I can't make that jump, but if I spawn this...
Whoa!
Eugh!
Oh my god, her health pool is insane!
that's the thing that shortcut I unlocked you're supposed to get something
like like a rocket up or or or or like a double jump I can take you up there
Wait, I can't get up!
Never mind, never mind, I can do this!
Never mind, there's a hook spot, I didn't see it until now.
I can win this.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, you can interrupt her there, okay
Dude, she doesn't even have a health regen thing, so you never get your health back.
That is crazy.
You need like a double jump.
You need a double jump here.
Okay, I can actually kill her.
I mean, I can kill her.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to have double jump here for this fight.
There's no doubt, I can kill her.
Well, that was not a good start.
It is Rocket yeah.
Well this is not the first time I like sequence break with this and there was a Devon here
said it was creative so
I could also just not interrupt her there.
I mean, I get a free combo after that.
Very strong.
Okay, alright.
I just need- if I just pace myself a bit...
She hits like a truck. Yeah, I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet, but I'm gonna kill her
Okay, I get it I get a free two free hits there also here
I get free damage if I parry the gray ones and then I get a free damage here
two hits back up play it safe and smart one hit okay chill
um what yeah you definitely mean double jump uh okay
I
Do that the harrowing this deal so much damage I can win I can win this
I can win this. If I parry that, it deals so much damage.
I think I'll win it this time. Like, actually. I'm gonna pace myself, take my shots, no greed
at all.
The bullet rain attack is so much free damages.
I can break these cups moment?
No, but it's true.
What?
Okay, I don't know what I'm doing.
Why am I so...
Okay, and I think that attack is not worth parrying.
Okay, that attack is not worth parrying because she always hits with a first.
It seems like...
Maybe I'm just mistiming it, I guess.
I'm not too weak for this boss.
It's only a skill issue.
I mean, I'm clearly not supposed to be here yet.
Dodge! There we go. That's way better.
Now I get a free punish instead.
Why am I not pacing myself?
I'm not pacing myself. I'm trying to go for extra hits. Stop doing that.
You know when to punish.
Just punish.
The DPS is there. It's there. It's there.
you have to let it cook oh minus one
See that damage already? I haven't even touched her. Barely.
Look at the damage, look at the damage during this attack, and then I get a free hit here.
It's easy.
That fight's easy.
It's easy.
Okay, now yeah, yeah, yeah
Why did I do that why did I go for that? I know not to I I knew not to go for that and then I went for it
And I insta died I insta died
It's a patience fight.
I'm going to kill her and then we can play a scuffed war.
I'm killing her this attempt.
It's very easy. It's just a patience fight. That's it. It's very easy.
I'm not supposed to be at this boss yet. That's why
You're supposed to have double jump for this like I'm pretty like very damn sure
Oh, no.
Fuck.
Get a lot of ammo.
Oh
No fuck get away
Huh
I
Can't destroy this
Oh
I
Know
He love
No, I'm nine nine nine nine nine now
Pay attention
I can bury her there.
Nice!
I don't know!
No!
I didn't know what she...
I didn't know what she was doing, dude.
Fuck, okay, well I mean I know now.
I was in a new prize at PS5?
No.
They've shot up.
And before beating the boss any double jump to get the reward. Oh my god imagine
I
It might be an endgame boss, I mean, I'm kind of like sequence breaking my way in here.
fuck, bad damage there, only got one parry
big damage, huge damage
What?
Huh?
It seems like you're supposed to get to this fight by using double jump, but I'm using
an ability where I can like get a scuffed double jump instead. What are you doing? What
are you doing? Pay attention! What the fuck man? What are you doing? You're not paying
Paying attention. You're not paying attention right now.
Okay, after that I can ask... after that I can parry her.
I didn't know did you don't know I know oh my god I can't I fucking can't I forgot when
she goes down there spikes and then I oh
I wasn't
see you're supposed to have double jump to like dash in here minus one but
there's an ability where you can spawn a boulder and get it like a scuffed double
jump and get like a skip
How are you dying in a game you can only move in four directions just move the other way
He's got a point
Thanks party man.
It's all patience. It's all patience. Just be patient. That's it. Just be patient. This
is the one. This is the one. Don't look at Chad. Like just look at her until she's dead.
what are you doing double use the dash fucking turn on your dog die
I mean, I get balls just just stop it just stop man just stop it like just stop like
Yeah, it doesn't even matter.
Like, it doesn't even matter, I just...
It's not even hard.
It's not even hard, that's the thing.
It's not even hard.
I'm not getting worse, I'm getting more impatient,
that's the thing.
This is the one.
of
of
of
of
of
of
People's Dastin thinks the one-year bloom of the streets and allow this boss fighters representing Alameca long hair dumb mommy stop
looking over to them
Don't believe this one two three scoff. What are you doing? Why did you go for three?
Don't you ever fucking do that again ever ever ever ever ever ever do that again ever ever ever
Back up go in
I remember spikes when she goes down.
Spikes, remember, remember spikes, spikes.
What are you doing what are you doing stop stop whatever you're doing keep just do this do this and you wait
do this just do this
literally just do what you're doing don't mix in any new shit
no white with you you should have done that you know to not do that you know to
I'll do that.
I don't want to ever see you do it again.
Dude, it's so annoying because the fight is so easy.
Imagine if I had double jump.
Oh my god, this was so...
The boss is easy, I'm just not supposed to be here yet.
What?
This is fine.
I'm getting good attacks now this is good attacks good damage don't throw this
don't make a big difference um yeah because I could use another extra head
against her and they deal a lot of damage I can't do it without the double
jump I jump I jump it's okay just heal up no problem don't get one guy by
yourself. Good attack.
What?
This gimmicks!
Okay, Spike.
Okay, Spike.
Okay.
Okay, Spike.
This gimmicks case pipe fucking gimmicks
I fucking forgot they...
It's so easy!
It's so...
I keep forgetting that...
Okay, if I just remember that, that spawns waves?
It's over.
I'm winning now, and then I'm gonna play scuff thrower.
bad damage there
Yeah, I plan on being live Easter, yeah.
Stop looking at the trap.
Fuck.
That was so fucking rude, like, that was a gnarly combo.
what
That attacks come on give me give me the ball spin attack, please
Yeah, there was, yeah, don't one guy or so, do not one guy or so.
back away from that so you don't get spiked
that was so rude I'll do one attack
one two three very nice okay remember when she comes up she does one of them
now
okay right there she is bike but I can parry that
Remember now, there it is.
Right here I can-
I'm starting to get that timing down now.
Be quiet.
Where?
Do not go for these hits.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay, jump this.
Are you men?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy or are you crazy?
Back up! You don't belong here, monster!
I
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I can't let you get close!
Push!
Yeah!
Great prey crushed.
Oh dude so easy
Yeah. Wait, who was that blob thing that it said? I thought I'd get double jumped up
here. Yeah, I didn't seem worth it.
Worst part of this boss, there's so much downtime with the slow moves, we can't do anything.
The only reason I couldn't interrupt the slow moves is because I don't have double jump.
You were supposed to jump over the stone pillars and interrupt her.
But I couldn't because I'm not supposed to do that fight yet, but I sequence broke the
game because I'm the gamer.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, jump button twice in a row, I don't have any double jump.
Oh my god.
Man, I don't know where this damn double jump is, I just can't find it.
three three
I think we fully did this area.
I mean what would we play salad?
There is something up there but yeah I need double jump.
This area is pretty much fully explored, except for up there to the right of the checkpoint.
Cri-o?
Yeah, I'm down.
Wait, I can cheat this.
Cri-o?
Yeah, I'm down.
Wait, I can cheat this.
Cri-o?
Yeah, I'm down.
That was actually, uh, yeah, that was that whole area.
And it had a mega-boost, but it had no double-jump.
No double-jump.
You clearly need a double jump to proceed in the game.
If I have double jump, I think I can get to all of these components to fight the boss.
Wait, are we crewing?
Oh yeah, Lepa might be in the story at true.
The smaller room to your right under the road I took.
That one.
Oh, I've been there.
A hint?
Do I need a hint?
I don't know.
I mean, there's definitely areas like I haven't been in.
Like here.
I haven't been there.
I can actually go here, I think.
The pink area.
I feel like faster weapons are so much better in this game, or maybe it's just me.
Oh, I didn't do Bob.
Aleppo might not be here though.
But I think it's up in the pink area.
That's what I think.
oh my legs are shaking from that yeah we could do lethal horror I said I would
so don't go back in my word that's my way of the ninja
I really feel like quicker weapons are just better though thus far
Oh, I need to posture up that fight, man.
A, B, C.
E, C, S, 1, 2, 3.
I think there is something here.
Yeah, you see that?
Something you need double jump for.
God damn it.
I'm going under!
Alright, we lead the lure.
I'm kinda just waiting to see if there's a response from Lipa.
That's what I'm doing.
Oh man, like where haven't I utilized?
Like I guess this pink area here, I haven't utilized my wall jump.
This is down, but Lepa is probably at the store.
What part am I on?
still looking for double jump. I've been to many areas I haven't found it. On
other hand, I've found a bunch of upgrades and shit, so that's cool.
is he a store owner no no or maybe he is I don't know yeah I haven't been up there
there's a room there the name of the story quest I have to collect
components for the weapon so right now we're just waiting for let by if he's
if he's here or not otherwise I'll just hop on a single scuffed game single
player that is wait how do I get up there I've clearly been there yeah I've
been there I can do yeah
have I been up here already maybe I have
There's just no map up here. I was here earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the elevator, yeah.
Well, I'm back to the drawing board, I guess.
Lepa, give us a sign.
What about here? That blue area? I haven't been there.
I can't wait for like 5 more minutes, I guess.
Left by Martinez. When did I play horror games last time? I guess already 9.
I mean there's a blue area here.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
I think I gl- yeah, no, no, no.
This is the beginning of the game and I glitched my way up this, so that's not it.
That, that, that, that, that.
Wait, what's up there?
That could be something.
Oh, man.
Does it remind you of Wario?
Yeah, it's a Metrovania.
Yeah, there is something up here which I can't get to.
Is there a lesson to be learned here?
No?
Not really.
here yeah wait I need double jump for this god damn it dude I feel like I've
been to every single thing except that give the thing that gives double jump
Where is it?
Maybe here I don't remember what this area is I could teleport there and check oh
This reminds me Garfield magical gems fucking guard
feels
felton grabs you so far it's good it's hard to uh figure out where to go sometimes i mean yeah
yeah and now i oh yeah and i don't have the map here so if this is wrong this streamer is literally
waiting for leper to come into his stream and announce his presence no call him on discord or
We're waiting for discord message
No, I don't think you buy it I it's gotta be in an area where you have to use the wall jump I imagine
and maybe it is here, but
but it might also not be here and then I go there in vain.
I actually responded in the lat group, Salad, I did,
I did, I said yee, like the meme.
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa-wa,
yee.
Yeah, I forgot, Salad. I forgot.
A lot of communicating through pigeons.
If we communicated through pigeons, we would have better communication.
At least the pigeon would just fly into our streaming room,
and then we're like, oh shit, what is this? We gotta read it.
Now it's just another Discord notification.
But I'm not the worst, Ander.
Yeah, we watched more of Shell 2 gameplay trailer yesterday.
Only Bulk is worse than me.
What?
What about this?
I just never have rides in the lad chat.
Oh DMs, DMs doesn't count.
it's all about the lads you know are you kicked then
yeah let's wait
Alright, let's see if it's actually here. I don't remember what area this was.
Zoooooooooooooo
A Dreg Bird. Yeah, I never continued here! It's over here obviously.
This is the only area I haven't actually, uh...
I haven't actually explored Dregburg and the main mission is right here.
Dude, look how- look every area I've been in and every single room trying to find this
and I completely forgot about Dregburg.
I mean, I'm just gonna launch uh...
Skeptor?
Kinda miss it.
To try one.
I'm beating the game in reverse, yeah.
Uh, yo, Shadowfist, I think 68.
Is this, uh, beatable tomorrow, or... I don't know how long.
Like, the first grind took me like 18 hours.
Oats?
Yeah, I've been bad at using the stickers I have.
I have been.
Oh yeah, I'll definitely be longer than the first game.
Yeah, I expect that.
Because you gotta get all those three things, but when you, um, yeah, sure, cap the face
bomb and go for it.
You gotta go for those three things, and to do that you need to get all the movement things.
But the only thing I know I'm missing is double jump.
I have dash, I have wall climb, yada yada.
So that's cool.
Anyways, I'm mad at my word.
Let's, uh...
Yeah, Lepa is apparently not responding 34 yeah, oh yeah, it's quite a bit longer than
it depends on how much optional stuff you do I guess
I mean, do we three player lads?
We could just three player lads instead of just waiting.
Hmm...
Or we just, yeah.
Yemma.
I can't go to Yemen.
We have, yeah, we have.
Throwing nails.
Another dexterity weapon.
A backflip for us.
Here's a thrown nails.
I mean we could just try planning it for like tomorrow or the day after or something, you
know.
What the fuck?
Pebbles!
Where'd the little go?
Must be lost and afraid.
Ah, a smith!
A smith, no welcome here.
load. Dregberg is sanctuary forged only.
Oh pull back bridge slab. Oh yeah you can't do this unless you have jump dash
yeah. If you don't have jump dash here you're fucked.
Yeah we'll do some cozy horror. Fuck it. I mean I'll just hop on cozy horror I
guess but which one which one do we do chat maybe we should play that instagram ad game
where they stole me. And Glade thanks to 21.
I'll find I mean I have in cube in cube Lobo or whatever I do.
No, I'm a crew lad like no, I'm there. Garfield lasagna party.
Uh, this one's think ISO.
Okay.
Graphical imagery.
Cool.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we could do this.
We could do uh they tend to say how long they are but I mean this is only chapter one is probably not long at all
Let me uh, it's not on steam. No, it's uh itch. EO
ISO 2004
Ah fuck this doesn't exist on steam
Let's browse steam. I mean a stream. I mean twitch. Let me browse real quick
I know I've seen some.
Subliminal.
Man, so many horror games, I just not horror here.
Chuxi too.
Chuxi Komando sitting on very positive. Nice to see.
Mixed mantra.
I
Like dead take isn't that the like kind of like the wish wish on no like it movie no
How's it dead too is a horrible game yeah true
True true now we could play that ISO game or whatever we could do that
Sounds pretty good to me
Let's do this one, let me buy it.
Enter my pin. What pin?
Alright, so bright.
Barbarian game?
Yeah, it's on Steam now, it is.
Alright.
be
But I'm not done a rebreather is out. Okay game is not loaded hold up
you extract sick yeah resilient x71 man and glaive 21
Shadowfax 68.
Alright man, it's been forever hasn't it? Oh shit this game is launching.
There we go.
I just don't want to stall.
Yep.
Oh my god, I just changed resolution of my entire PC.
That's epic.
Fuck you now.
Uh, yep.
Well, I guess we're 1080 gaming.
Yeah, I guess we're 1080 gaming chat.
Okay, all right, cool.
get some water very quickly
Pants down.
Volume, Frankar faces compressor off, headphones on, it's no led slop, I just
wanted to start something instead of stalling. We're kind of waiting for LEPA
but we should just try to plan it for like tomorrow or something, give me
a pair. Hey you! Subatansal, thanks three!
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Sounds like another Monday for me, bro
If you ever find this, I hope you remember the days when we were kind to each other.
I know things have been hard.
I know you're scared.
But even when you push me away, I still choose you.
Loving you is not easy.
But as always felt right, I'll stay as long as you need me.
Why do you need me?
Any tips on getting better at running?
Or you don't want to go too hard in the beginning, then you'll get injured and, yeah, shin splints
and all that.
Just be consistent and don't go too long.
Don't focus on increasing your speed.
like three times a week or some two three times but not long it's all about
showing up I don't know why reading this hurts so much feels like I've read
these words before like I should remember something but my mind just keeps
slipping away from me I'm so sorry I missed the way you used to sit quietly
beside me what I pretended not to notice I miss the days when everything felt
simple before I started pushing things away just because I was scared to face
them if I could turn back time I swear I would do things differently well you
can't turn back down I can't you
chapter one the dead long for their loved ones
my man is gooning
you have a head bob and you can't remove it either so but we're gonna sit at the
PC and shit so I don't think you walk a lot in this game choose a bulletin W
key to select low game S key to select exit and space to proceed
8 plus 8 equals 16.
About me.
Okay.
I'm Robert Miguel Alonso, photographer at San De Sema Photography Studio in Barangay,
Tudildavau City.
I spend my days capturing moments for families in small events, putting my skills in lighting,
Composition and portraiture the work is rewarding, but long hours and demanding clients can be
Can be what?
All right, they can be I guess
My parents high expectations weigh heavily on me
They want me to achieve more and sometimes I feel the pressure of their hopes more than my own ambitions
Still I push myself to improve determined to succeed
Hey, good for you, buddy
Oh, this is me. Cool. Do I have friends? No friends detected. Ouch. Alright. No internet
connection. Yoshi wants. There you go, buddy. To extract, enter password. We don't know
I don't know when you pass word, it's probably password.
Amanda. Shit. Hello.
I'm okay. Hi there, user 8822. It's been a long time since you've logged into this device. I'm glad you came back.
net slash connect cannot connect to network driver is missing okay cool
let's stop this and we can leave instead
I need to clean up the mess okay I don't even remember opening half of these I've
been saying that for years when will I stop doing this clean up mess
McMac, thanks 33.
Now I should put this in the bin.
Okay.
Bro.
Yep.
Better.
Feels good to clean, doesn't it?
Exit room?
Yep.
Jesus.
Jesus! An old poster of the black, not Nazarene. The edges are curling. It's been here longer than I have.
Oops.
A tattered Bible. Its cover cracked with age. Lies on a rotting wooden table, and a faded rosary is coiled atop it.
The Crucifix rusted black.
The pages smell of damp incense and something older.
Smells of chat!
Eeeeh!
Turn off lights? Yeah, but I mean I can.
It doesn't matter. Everything looks the same for me anyways.
You think I get more scared because I'm sitting in the dark?
No.
I think I'm some, I think I'm some kind of soy, wait I think I just turned on, no I did.
Now look at this now, is that better?
Blue paint this game, I wonder why it has a thick padlock and chains hangs from a rusted
house.
this storm. Why does it have to be so damn loud? The liches went out great. I need a
candle. I have to fix that fuse box before it gets worse. Might as well check the news
see if there's any updates about this damn storm. Okay, but you need a candle.
This was basically my kitchen in my first apartment. Yeah, pretty much. I have
that and I had two of those worn out but it works still lights up though the
sinks covered in rust most like metal is something else but it still works open
fridge now we need a Gandalf bro please bro may I have Gandalf please
Disgusting, I should have cleaned this more often.
It smells like something's been sitting here too long.
I'll avoid using it unless I really have to.
Man, now I remember my dream again.
I have a really weird dream a few times a year.
It's almost the same, but the ballroom changes.
I'm in a shit covered ballroom and I have to clean it.
I dream this like two to three times a year for the last years.
And it's fucking disgusting.
And I had that dream last night again.
But it was a different area now.
And it's not me by the way, it's like a random public bathroom.
Not again.
damn storms the same shit okay just like before switch it off and back on like I
remember it so vividly the dream from last night to and I woke up and I was
like disgusted disturbed
I
Why turn back better take the TV
It's a lot higher dream. It's the coot killer origin story
Monkeys, I don't know it's just it's absolutely disgusting and it's just it's everywhere in the bathroom
I'm standing in it kind of and it's like
the shower the toilet uh oh all right I'm gonna stop talking about but yeah that
dream for a few times a year for the last few years it's so weird
man's in here casually telling us about his subconscious trying to tell him that
he needs to clean up his act I can I'm clean bro
of
The only advice I can give is to always be prepared, don't let emotions take over and
make sure that you're still the one in control, that's all.
Remind it to everyone, true intimacy comes through responsibility.
And this is a big help to our economy.
Thank you very much to all of you.
Black Bull?
I don't know man, I might need to call up Daddy Red Bull for this, huh?
Whoa!
Oh, here's the weather forecast is what you wanted to see.
I'm tired because it was a late one.
The weather report's still ongoing. I just went up to the fine starts broadcasting.
Get something to eat. Okay.
Who drank the red one? It's 22. Derp, it's a 90 by the way. Good luck with your running man.
So enough rulings for life if you haven't. Jab something to your train for it.
It's in one month and eight days. Open for it gay, yep.
The durian looks so fresh. Bro, this is the Red Bull logo, except wrong colors
obviously yeah he likes egg it will be
ruined in a few days so I'll eat it now
while it's still perfectly fresh
man's gonna eat pineapple or whatever
he just said what it was by the number
Looks like a pineapple.
Niiiice!
This duty-
Oh durian looks so healthy.
Time to open it.
This looks so yummy.
Take the first seed.
Finally.
The weather report is starting.
It smells like trash but tastes okay, damn.
Good evening! It's the final weather update from our weather forecast center.
Typhoon Hooping continues to intensify as it approaches the country.
Based on the latest monitoring, the Eye of the Typhoon is expected to hit in Mindanao
around midnight, bringing hever rainfall and dangerous gusts of wind.
Although Mindanao is expected to be the first hit, some parts of the Visayas and Luzon will
also experience severe weather, including continuous rain, flooding, and possible landslides in
slides in mountainous areas.
Residents are advised to endorse, that's my son.
Prepare emergency supplies and listen only to official announcements from local authorities.
We'll continue to closely monitor the movement of Typhoon.
Please stay safe everyone.
Are there still streaming eating stream? I'm not even sure I'm allowed to open it here. No, I probably am.
Ah, shit.
It's gonna hit the province again.
I gotta call my dad about this. I'll just eat this last seed of durian.
Really? Wait, oh! Durian has a really bad smell then.
Damn. Just as bad if not worse than still streaming.
All done. Delicious. I need to get to the telephone.
A Bible is going to crack with age, lies on a rotten wooden table.
I'm a faded rosary scroll atop of the crucifix roasted black.
The pages smell of damp incense is some older.
Dude, I wonder if I should play the- I don't want to play that squid game, Darwin project or whatever.
The squid game.
A working mirror?
Holy shit.
My reflection looks off. I don't need this thing anymore.
I'll sell it soon. Someone else might see value in it.
They're not now
Obviously
Where is the telephone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring but not our phone
I don't think the phone is in the bathroom
It might be at the PC
A telephone.
Ever had a banana phone pizza?
Banana phone pizza?
No.
Yeah, I use the phone.
We gotta call our dad.
Okay.
Square.
No linear fm 6, 3, 4, 9.
Hey, you!
Hello, Soda.
What did you call?
Hello, Sodom, what made you call? Just checking. I was worried about the storm. I wanted to
make sure you're okay and mom. Alright, live already heard that. I've already heard that.
This isn't anything new here. If you're really worried you should focus on fixing your own
life over there wow I'm trying my best that because you're useless if you haven't
achieved anything yet your cousins already a bank manager and you what are
you I'm trying but it's different for me you all have the same opportunities you
just chose different approaches. Maybe my way takes longer. I don't need any drama,
any results. I don't raise you to be weak. I don't you dare start a family until you
paid us back to your mother and me. I didn't plan to. That's your obligation. Because we
put you through school. I mean, I'm no choice. I wish things were different. Alright, then,
and I can't stay on the line any longer.
Wait!
Ah, yeah.
Fuck you, Dad.
I hope you die.
This is all your fault.
My life is miserable.
One day, when I'm successful,
I won't let you step inside my mansion.
I need to rest now so I can go work tomorrow.
time for bed I hope she lets me sleep this time your gooner poster it's hard
to fall asleep like this. Maybe I'll try a different position. Nah. Nah. Much better.
Illyria makes three Dr. Sori 104 X-Fuking D. Fuck, I forgot to pee. It's gonna make it
even more uncomfortable get up
let's fucking piss
Alright, feels so good now. Okay. It feels so good now. I've got this feeling. Somebody's
watching me. What's up with this door anyways? This place is whack. What the fuck? I'll just
Please get rid of this tomorrow. Gross.
Yeah, let's go to bed.
Thank you, Liry off of the 3D.
Hold the limba to sleep.
This game is fucking creepy actually
Fuck! My stomach hurts!
What's happening to me?
I can't even sleep in peace
Maybe I drank F?
I'm not dropping any frames
I'm not dropping any frames no there's no there's no frame drops chat is
switch doing something yeah it's fine I literally have OBS open it's fine no it's
It's not the PC!
It's fine!
Let me get out of this combo.
I gotta get up and drink some water, get up.
It looks fine!
It's fine!
There's nothing different!
Fixed?
What?
I have no frame drops.
Think.
Anyways, they got fixed after the cutscene.
Oh, huh.
Light's not working.
I'm getting encoding overloaded.
What do you mean?
It's not even doing anything.
Alright, I did this tonight.
I just turned quiet.
What do you mean encoding overload?
Is this OBS memes?
There's no way it should be,
unless my CPU is like, dying or something.
I've got this feeling, somebody's watching me and I have no privacy.
What about...
No change is doing anything.
Yeah, hold up, I'm chicken.
I'm getting a message and no bassing and coding overloaded, so...
green stuff was in the game by the way. But if I change it it doesn't do anything. I think
this is some kind of OBS thing unless my CPU is just randomly decided to give up. Yeah
maybe the game's hacking me. The thing is it doesn't show on an OBS it's just like a
message
what if I tap out not like that will matter it's a separate PC oh is it a game
the blur thing fuck this up maybe maybe I don't know fixed wait I think it might
actually be this filter or something wait let me go back here
There's no way that this makes no sense.
This makes- Yeah, now it's gone!
What?
The noi- It might be like- There's no way this PC only runs OBS, that's it.
Maybe it's too much for OBS to handle.
Now it's gonna happen again.
what if I go in yeah it's okay well yeah I think it might be the pixels
missing with it which I did I think is I've never seen that before fuck this
thing so let me just get past this chatter I just a nightmare anyways I
I hate this, I need some wool top.
You'll get more frames, hold on.
Alright, I hope this makes me feel good.
What the fuck is-
Ah shit, what the hell is this? The strand of hair?
What the fuck?
What was that sound?
Now it's gonna happen again because the filter activates again.
Who's there?
Why did you come again- dude I'm gonna have a fucking seizure!
Hey!
Show yourself!
done with this. What is this filter? Get it off! Fuck you! Oh my gosh. It was definitely
the noise filter that gave the error message because it only happened when that noise filter
was on, which I've never seen happen before.
Oh, that specific encoding error means your CPU or GPU cannot process video frames fast enough causing draw frames.
Yeah, but it's because of the noise filter though.
OBS can't keep up with it, yeah.
She does not fully exist in this world. She appears distorted.
Oh, shut up. Jesus Christ.
She first started in her form, refusing to settle into reality to reveal her true shape.
Used the camera found in the inventory when viewed through the lens, her person stabilizes.
Stuttering her image forces her twisted appearance into reality, causing visual corruption and momentarily glitches in her form.
She reacts to being observed.
Okay.
Dude, if that filter and shit comes back, I'm flushing.
The fucking filter's still here.
Oh my god.
now it's happening again it's this is this is crazy
Can you turn it off answer call no
Okay, shut up
While there is no option to turn it off and it went back to 720p I guess
Wait, why does 1080 oh there we go
Let's see now hello
Okay, I think that actually fixed it.
Yeah, there's no audio because I muted it.
I think that actually fixed it.
It was because it went back to 720p.
It didn't like it.
What if I go on- oh yeah, it's supposed to be on high.
Now then.
Alright.
There's a car here.
I
So, how was OBS struggling with 7 when the game defaulted to 720, but when I put back
I'm 180 it's fixed I don't know what's going on in this one man this is some
spooky shit
yeah I'm scaling or whatever probably for downscaling I've got this feeling
somebody's watching me and I can't fucking see you shit
Yeah, yeah, don't care.
It is 1080 and it'll be us.
That was probably why.
Nice hugs, nice.
Pretty accurate.
are you here lady smells faintly of detergents I'm not sure if it even works
anymore I'll worry about it later I got bigger things to deal with
Okay, I guess I'll go to the PC.
I was at the canvas size plus output mismatch would cost that most of the time.
Oh!
Yeah, I've never seen that, but I've never seen a game default to 720p in the middle
of gameplay either.
cool. Alright. Oh, amnesia does it often for you? Ah.
Fuck, I'm gonna have a seizure.
I need to get rid of this dream.
Like I'm in a dream or some shit.
Am I supposed to find her somewhere here?
She should be visible in this I guess, yeah.
They said something about it.
well she was in our room in the corner when we were on the phone maybe there
let's go there merchandise like the 80s like my son I've thought of asking me
He gets organized the lads.
No.
Where are you?
Are you like above my bed or something?
and I love you and I miss you yeah maybe mirror mirror is a good idea let's try that
I don't know, man.
I actually they they gave like a tutorial or something but I guess we'll sit down at
the PC maybe there's something there to do yeah I'll try the toilet yeah sure
Where do you go for it?
I'm guessing we don't have any internet.
We need the driver for network.
What does this sound?
We need internet, man!
We also need to figure out what the hell to do here.
I'm actually stuck in a kids game
Sleep oh, yeah, you know what maybe you can sleep I'll see what happens if I sleep
No, there's no option for it
Um, can you un-equip pick up the candle?
Oh, maybe this candle here.
Let's try the candle, I guess.
OJ port in candle lit with this chant at someone Crip- oh?
Yeah that was a date, yeah it's true.
Still cleaner than the one in the kitchen, better than nothing I guess.
true Richard preach brother preach I don't know Chad I'm kind of stuck
bathroom wall is cracked real I'll test it
It is? Oh, there's a hole. Yeah, nice catch. Why is there a hole here? This doesn't make sense.
Um, doesn't seem to do anything now.
I thought I'd see her here, but I do not.
of this already. Maybe Fritge. It's all the works. Okay. The Vatresaw is the inspect
door to outside. What do you mean over here? Who the hell did this? No, we're not garfing
today we garfed last night
I can't sleep either
what the hell
I've actually just stuck here I don't know what to do
Is this Dentmonster?
The date I saw?
Even if it was,
I don't remember what the date is, and there must be a way to see it again.
Unknown caller!
Oh!
Nollinia666 kinda.
Oh, okay.
05-28-1979, 05-28, 05-28-1979. Let's try that.
Oh, young shower, big 61 man.
I'm riding this from mine window pane clouds
gliding slowly across the azure expanse mine heart is filled with reverence for
this land I call my own
Filipinas, but laa...
silangam
I say that. In my study of literature, I seek through words
the hidden poles of this country, its spirit forged by people whose love cannot be
be vanquished by fate and retoying. May mine pen become a small ray of light in the growing
dusk of testimony, but the heart of Filipina will still be strong and pure, awaying the
dawn of new era. Such is mine vow to remain faithful to this land, to let its stories
flourish and to carry them forward to future generations, that they may remember their
routes or struggles in their triumphs. Okay. Autopsy for Maria. 25, damn. Inside her boarding
room she died. General condition, the body shows multiple defensive wounds and extensive
trauma, lacerations in the neck. Broken limbs, left arm, right wrist dislocated, blows to
the head, skull fracture, facial injuries. Nah, that's fucked up, man. Wait, shit, camera!
Oh, fuck that got me.
What the hell is this?
Lord, please have mercy on me
That's so creepy you can see the pictures like this
I'm not a bitch I'm a bitch
It's just a dream?
It's just a dream?
I can still feel her hands on my throat.
I died there.
I know my blood folded.
My breath stopped and everything went black.
But my eyes are open now and this room is pretending nothing happened.
I'm alive, but I don't feel spared.
Every memory feels like it's rotting in my head, replaying the worst parts on a loop.
I keep thinking about the choices I didn't make.
And the ones I did they're ruined everything. It's like my past lined up just to laugh it up badly. I fucked it all up I
Tried pretending I could outgrow this pain
All it did was sharpen it make it louder make it impossible to ignore I
Don't recognize myself anymore. Just this hollow thing wearing my name. I
I don't know how much more of this I can carry without breaking.
If this is living, I keep wondering if she can forgive me this time, even though I don't
deserve it.
I was so cruel.
What I did to her can't be justified or undone.
It was inhuman.
Get the rope.
A rope of regret is never tied all at once.
It's braided slowly for moments we thought didn't matter.
Each fiber is a word left unsaid.
A kindness delayed, a choice made out of fear instead of truth.
Regret doesn't pull, it waits.
It lets you walk freely while reminding you that every step echoes backward, but the past
is not gone, only quieter. And still, the rope is not a verdict, only a wait. It can
bind, but it can also remind you that you're strong enough to feel it, to name it, to refuse
letting it decide the ending. Okay. This rope of regret feels heavier the longer I hold
it. I don't even know if choosing wrong is still possible. Maria's voice won't leave
me alone, sweet and raw at the same time, but if forgiveness only exists on the other
side of this pain, what if peace is just another lie?
What?
Hello?
Is this Robert Miguel Alonso?
In San Desima Photography Studio?
A online gay turtle?
I was told that you handle private bookings with discretion.
Discretion.
I hope I didn't catch it in a bad time.
By the way, my name is Rika.
I'm looking to schedule a new prostitute card.
Something clean and convincing.
I need someone to understand how parishes can protect secrets.
I like to feel comfy with a person behind the camera.
I can come in today if that works for you.
I'm very motivated to make this arrangement, worthwhile.
Thank you.
Don't worry, my dear.
Mama's right here.
Everything will be alright, I promise you that.
Mama will do anything, anything, for you.
Chapter 2, The Good Mother.
I mean it was pretty cool though.
The effects were a bit extreme but I liked it.
I liked it.
It was only episode one.
Under the Red Red Cringe in the Desert?
I recommend it.
You can put so many hours into it.
It's a beautiful world to explore and so much cool shit to find you.
Chapter 200 turning the full version of the game.
Some chapters still under development and will be released together as a complete experience.
Each chapter introduced a new protagonist, evolving the main plot through different
lives and perspectives.
It's a non-linear, multi-perspective story where the horror remains the same, but it's
faced and understood differently by each character.
Thanks for playing.
Paid for half a game.
Yeah, it's fine.
I think those are my fobots, yeah, or three or whatever.
Oh, fuck.
I don't like that.
Oh yeah, I gotta bleach my PC now, dude.
Hey you fucking hell, but who do you think 61, hello?
That was kind of creepy man, that was a bit creepy.
I was even trading for the back rooms, I saw it, yeah I did, I sure did.
i sure did
what is the upcoming stuff
wasteland bites
subnautica too
man this game is gonna
oh my god
it's gonna terrify me
is there that code violet in like a month
right yeah I remember
I'm blocked, human lost
area eight, anomaly 404
an Easter to remember
This comes out tomorrow!
Cool! I like it!
Yeah, we can play this tomorrow, man.
Is there not a Commod playthrough? I mean, we'll see about that.
We'll see about that.
What is bloke?
It's a horror.
Dankium?
Fears to fathom co-op is out this month.
What?
Does it fierce to fathom co-op?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't know what it's called. It's not on here though.
Yeah, thrill even grime, I feel a bit burnt out of to be honest.
I kinda wanna play the squid game tomorrow.
Is this the legacy of Kane ascendance thing?
This is the roguelite. Yeah, this is the metromaniac one. Yeah
Is it ass really really
29% on steam?
Yikes.
Oof, why is it so bad?
madness is this what pitiful form has this franchise come to inhabit oh this
guy's a die-hard fan god damn it's an incredibly generic platformer controls
are clunky and tanky
they fuck the lore of that series in this just butcher the shit out of it
Recon so damn much down three hours
long story shits they include a new
Mary Sue character
look at my play Darwin tomorrow have you
played creepy shift uncle Joe's motel
I feel like I have I have not no I definitely haven't played this
Is this new? Yeah, it's very new here. Oh, Abyssal Trench. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I never heard of it.
Is a trailer just replaying?
Oh no, the open water, fuck that, though, I hate that.
I
You
Melissa things they ain't Kari Mara I've never heard of it. I gotta play a inscription I never played inscription before
Kari Mara oh
It's this one. Yeah, I've seen this one
It's supposed to be good, yeah.
Reviews are awesome.
Yeah, I've never played Inscription.
I've never seen anyone play it.
I just have people tell me I should play it.
So I should probably play Inscription.
When is Pragmada?
That's like the 17th, right?
Yeah.
Last report.
Yeah, I played it.
I played this whole thing, yeah.
I did. I remember. That's pretty good.
Yeah, this one is crazy reviews, man.
hard corpse. Ah, it's Arcsis. Chad will ruin this for me, really? You think so? No, I think
It'll be fine, I just won't look at chattering puzzle moments if there is any of this.
You guys of faith, yeah.
Re-breather.
What is this from?
This is White Run from Todd Howard.
Whoa, nah this looks freaky dude.
This looks real freaky.
One review by McTry.
This game was so bad I couldn't bring myself to finish it.
The feelings I felt were most frustration, bewilderment, and boredom.
The game does have some creepy, somalike environments, and atmospheric music in time and time.
However, I spend most of the time wandering around and retracing my steps, asking myself
what the game wanted me to do or where I was meant to go.
I owe to me, thanks 51.
Did they reply?
Aw, thank you for this review.
I apologize if you didn't like my game.
It's my first project and mistakes are part of the learning process.
That's true, man.
That's true.
Regarding some issues you encountered, especially the ghosts in the bunker, we tested several
variants of them.
Fairly hard conversion made it into a release version.
Amazing how they sparred for a while, but in reality, they move along the ceiling and
sometimes have issues with walls.
So they passed through them and I reached a player very quickly.
I fixed this segment and released an update.
As for other aspects of the game, all the enemies are actually jumpscares and they have mechanics for informing the player.
Thanks again for your feedback and future episodes to see how to make the game more intuitive and responsive.
Hey, that's cool.
Buy his game.
Did I have this game on my wishlist?
Will I play Darkwater with the lads? Yeah, that'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
Did I play Subliminal? No, it seems... ah, so I'm gonna play the demo of it.
I'm working on a game myself and will be devastated if I ever release it and get a negative review.
No, that's part of the process, Val- process, Val de Merro.
Exactly salad, yeah.
That's part of the process.
I think I might play Darwin project tomorrow.
Oh, Paradox.
This is that octopus game.
It's sitting at good reviews too, so that's cool.
It's probably like a few hours long.
Yeah, this game.
It came out today.
I completely missed it.
play it, but I completely forgot about it.
I should probably do that in some horror game.
seems kind of cool you know
that'd be fun it's probably yeah like
half a stream or something so another
steam rando yes steam rando is always
fun they're always fun to do is true
yeah I think I'm playing this tomorrow
tomorrow any curse companions in the
future yeah I would love to
Still, that first stream with Larksa, Lepine, Salad, when we played Curse Companions, oh my god, fucking hell, I...
One of the most laughs I've ever done. I've never, I haven't laughed so much in many occasions, in one occasion in my life. I don't know how to say this.
Okay, don't say the O word, okay?
Come on, Barion.
Yeah, that's one of the peakest lad, lad.
Well this wasn't part of it.
Also the absolute first lad session we did was also like one of those magic moments,
magic streams.
We just had moments of moments of moments over and over again.
It was so funny dude.
Oh man.
Lethal company, yeah.
Oh wait, I think I have a dog cam here.
I don't have it set up.
I have a dog cam now.
I'll set it up for tomorrow.
He's sleeping there.
Look at that.
I woke him up.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Ah...
Don't get already on cam top, left. True, true.
I'm back tomorrow. Yeah, I'm gonna play Octopus Game.
Octopus Game, already outbreak was very fun.
My life is shit. Help me please.
That's all I remember.
Ah...
No lightning call rope?
That looks like a fucking idiot named this John. Of course not.
uh lords takes 68 and they automatically takes 51 thank you
um i'm not finished with grime 2 but i really will play octopus i feel kind of
burnt on it to be honest and it's way bigger than the first one first
one was how long the grime won't take me like 18 hours i think
I guess 17.3 I don't know we'll play octopus game first I had original plan to play that
I just forgot about it yeah shiverdian or get like back to where to go oh yes on today's
way bigger our game is on purpose Darwin paradox it came out today no yesterday
Today? Yes, I remember.
Uh, yeah, I was supposed to play it. I completely forgot about the release date.
Uh, inscription would be cool, yeah? Coming up.
I'll see you tomorrow, chat. Appreciate y'all. Bye-bye.
I love you guys.
you