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Should we go back to where we started?
Okay.
Let's go.
We're going to look around.
We've got a lot of people.
Yeah, we're going to have a lot of people in the game.
Hello!
Yoshi, I just closed the door.
Dude, I haven't heard…
There's like no advertisement for this game.
There's no reviews.
like anything my hopes are sky-high yeah it's 25 bucks
That's it.
Reviews of Metacritic are 53.
That's us.
It could be lower.
It could be lower.
You know.
I think it's a good idea to go back to the game and see what's going to happen next time.
Rafa thinks five years man, Tim thinks 40, and Sugoi works 6-4 years, thank you.
They added creature collecting and battling to No Man's Sky?
Creature collecting and battling?
Oh, you can battle like with the creatures.
Oh, damn. Crazy.
Also, Road to Vostok. I really want to try.
That seems awesome.
Also, I think of Coltis is also out today, so.
It's like three games, man.
And.
Snusk all off.
Thanks, 73. Roach, please.
Thank you, Matt.
And Ravalex, 5 years ago, he bought firms this morning, did this game, so we're at least
the early hours spacing is weird.
Yeah, it's a bit slow in the beginning for sure.
LolliConCultics 24.
I haven't looked at anything with Samson, except the trailer we saw on stream.
So I'm very... yeah...
I... heh!
It'll be great!
I think it will be great.
Oh! More big metal is out today too!
Isn't that the Devil May Cry?
Oh, roguelot! Yeah!
Oh yeah, it's early access, right. Yeah, in one hour.
Yay, it comes out at 5pm.
Right.
Well, one game at a time in it.
One game at a time
And we're starting with Samson
My Instagram story looked really good with those rebel headphones. Thank you. You know what I thought so too
And then I open up the damn discord into the stream memes channel and then
Yeah, they had a field day
They had a field day. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Hold it. That's a great picture.
To be honest, I go kind of hard bald though.
Oh
This is it goes kind of hard
I like it I like it
Kind of looks like Tate. Oh
Hey, don't you think 71 Monty third late? Thanks. 76. I have no idea what this game is about
about it. Not a clue. Hold on, you. Okay. Maybe not unless, yeah, maybe I'm a Bible
game streamer and I uh...
Oh man...
This ought to be good.
I would love to play uh, Tri-Road to Vostok though.
Art of Ex-88 and Jimx 2 years will master flushes right today.
Yeah, that's a big chance. Yeah, we'll see.
Oh yeah, Grentel. Beast, beast.
I've heard Road to Boss Talks very good, yeah.
Housegear's tactics? It's really good.
But fuck me, Hardest Difficulties.
I'm not balding, but if I were, I would look good bald, I like according to that edit.
I
Yeah, I'm not 56 hour play sessions. Oh 56 hour play sessions. Oh god damn
I mean let's let's let's fire this game up
Oh
Yeah
And matrix I have a one FPS
to change the field of view. That's great.
cool we have a lot of stuff here there's ray reconstruction wow okay film grain of depth
of field of motion blur off
the same I am Jesus Christ into Samson am I using the posties to God complex
some extremely go off the charts every V black man I don't even hair strands okay
I experimental feature hey you make it one twink on a battery when running on
battery oh okay sure yeah when you play on a laptop yeah cool hey they have a
lot of graphic options that's sick like that there's a new release yeah it came
out today. I never would have known about it if it wasn't because of chat.
Yeah, back on FPS doesn't really matter though. I mean I can make it 120. I saw
the occult as well. Yeah it comes out today but I'd much rather play Road to
Vostok though. I really want to try it.
Bones, thanks 29. Mine's high too.
Could be, I guess.
Yeah, I've played Sleeping Dogs twice on stream, yeah.
Morbid Metal comes out in early access today.
I played the demo. It was sick.
Yeah, Vostok is all a row.
all the row. Also early axes, yeah.
He went to the gold part of his sleeping dogs, banger. He loved my green health play through.
Green health is sick. It's really good.
He's enroute to most of the Tarkov. Apparently it's like Tarkov without multiplayer or something.
I've never played Tarkov, so...
All right, Tarkov with only PV, yeah.
Green Hell is 90% off?
Oof.
Yeah, Green Hell is sick.
It's like the best survival game out there.
Remember the mud hut I built?
It was so good.
Next to the big lake?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
It wasn't not a good leg.
It was a proper house.
This is also today?
Oh, this looks like that game.
You know exactly which game I mean.
The game.
You know that one?
Signalis.
Yeah, Signalis kinda.
game. Yep. R-Kalix 74. Apparently this game is bad optimization. I don't believe it. I
think this game is going to have great optimization on each addon. As far as it's five years.
Thank you. Hey. Five anniversary. Interlina 136. With a job on of a donkai I've piled
them high with the job of a don't have killed a thousand men where's that from
I don't even know oh you have it yeah we're gonna start it's 4 p.m.
let's see game has 17% a metacritic was it a just 55 or something I'm playing
the game. I have all expectations in the world.
the reservation. Things go sideways you're on your own. A boy could go sideways.
Shouldn't move better than the trust of me. They pegged it on me and I had to eat that
charge. Fuckers will make a shank even if I die.
Alakos continues.
My sister and I warned you not to take the charge.
There is none.
I can't listen.
And as always, she has to clean up my mess.
She goes and makes a deal with these St. Louis scumbags.
They let us keep breathing if I pay back what was lost.
Plus interest.
I
Was being kept as collateral the same voice if I don't deliver a good lads
Carter set me up with some gigs in place to crash small stuff mostly, but the money's gonna have to trickle in
Tindles then you owe me these streets of my streets
I'll have this that paid in no time and Sam's a great
We'll be back in the game. Ooh
He said it
The name
Shitting by a tier 79 thinking hands up eat hands on pop makes five in the cup that makes 55
This game is 25 bucks. Yeah, it is
It's compiling shaders here and not on Game Start. Oh, he has the first time I see that
Hey, you. I was quick, though.
W to get up.
There we go. Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Ricardo, hey. Likewise.
How are you holding up?
Hungry. St. Louis breathing down my neck.
I heard. You're a lot of money.
Tell me something I don't know. That's why I gotta work.
Keep the wolves fed.
Things have dried up since you've been gone.
No big scores anymore.
Just a steady trickle of Nicola Dime stuff.
But, I'll feed you the jobs I find.
Make sure you can chip away that debt.
Got anything for me right now?
A few things. Take your pick.
Oh, hey, don't make me look bad never though. You might suddenly don't get paid
We have to pay our debt I guess. Don't thank me yet seems to be it
And for available jobs these are jobs. Yep. I see him here today's missions. This is Mark Street and Gamble Mill
Make him pay
Just kids that's a beat down and then get away contracts. These are different types of missions beat down get away contract delivery
Okay
Well, I'm gonna go top yeah today my boss asked me to release the game
And so I spent the whole morning doing it after sometimes I went back inside and my boss asked me
How was the gamer looking?
Alex as I just replied he just smiled and nodded he knew the studio was closed
Right yeah
Well, I'm hitting a hundred FPS inside of the apartment with the illicit quality your fantasy since there's a list of jumps you can take right away
True
He's running, animation's kind of funny.
Like he shot himself.
I guess we're leaving.
Zoom, zoom.
Your car's parked in the lot outside your apartment.
It'll always be marked on the map.
It can be some of your location with the okay. That's my car. Damn sweet ride. Oh
Yeah, shocking classic I guess I'll go over here
Wait, so I have like a quota. I got a hit cash held do today
Hey, alright.
Can you run people over?
Yeah, you can.
Whoops.
Could be, I guess.
should be dumbass dookies dilemma this is a getaway all right let's do this
what do I need to do go to the back of the pharmacy it costs to okay so it's
time you pay in time this costs to time to do but we're during the day at noon
and then it's gonna be like yeah okay evening and shit I guess
Uh, I guess I'll take the job.
Let's clear some debts.
Go to the back of the pharmacy.
Fuck.
Wait for the kid.
Man, it's just Moon walking away from the gunshots.
I respect it.
What?
Let the kid in.
Kid, come on in then, hurry up.
Lose the cops and drop the kid a gamble mill.
Alright, I'll lose the cops.
Little GTA.
Please GTA wishes it was this game.
Board smash, she smashed a sandwich board.
Smash more to unlock additional Nitro flask.
Oh, okay.
Amitruing, zoom, zoom.
Pigs are gone! Wait, be civil! Oh, god damn it!
Ooh, the turning ratio on this car is brutal.
Slippery!
Oh, the car health bars are nice, I guess.
Okay, they don't know where I am now, right?
back
All the cup is stuck there now I gotta go there
Okay, I shook him I shook him
They're coming
And I'll lose them I think I've not they're coming
We'll go around this way yeah
Oh
Are you kidding me these cops are persistent man
This bird is chilling
insane blocking move I'm just gonna kill their car help I guess
This game is peak. All right. Oh, there we go
Perform your first vehicle takedown
All right, I don't know how you did it if you managed to Austin powers hip-hop car in our music
I destroyed him now. We're free to go
Okay, it's hard to it's really hard to control this car
Oh come on!
Ooh!
Fiends, okay.
Please, let me get there now.
What the...
Losing the cars is fucking impossible.
Okay, I lost them.
That's fine. I think I lost them now. We should be good. We should be fine.
Zoom!
Listen, we don't have any car up crazy yet.
Okay, I made it.
I know the cops are here go
Yes
Wait that was the team go it complete your first job nice, okay games tight
Dumbass dookies dilemma. Okay. We got some cash, and then we get skill points
But now time is gonna advance to evening. Okay
Uh, here.
Okay, we have other jobs here.
We have one over here saying make him pay.
That says contract. Let's try that.
And then we try the kids one, which is a beat down.
But you get a thousand bucks for this make him pay.
That's a lot.
That's a lot of money.
Let's do that.
When the Temuji T8 is more optimized than Monster Hunter Wild's Cactus Bay.
Where do I see my car held?
Dude, the controls are hard in this game, alright?
The car barely turns.
And then it slides all over the place.
It ain't easy!
Okay, make him pay. Let's do this one. Take job.
Get inside chubs and find a manager. Ooh! Alright, let's go to work. Let's go to work.
Oh, Chubbs was over there, whoops, I'm bad, whoops, how's the game so far?
Um, I've only done one mission, there we go, it's in here, kick, poos!
Hey, you. Hey, it could be some fun jank, no doubt.
Hey, you. Time to go.
What?
Did you learn?
What?
What? Ow! You're about to enter combat. Keep an eye on your health in the bottom left and
deplete the health of your enemies to knock them out. So you have light, heavy, and
then you have a parry, and then you have a bait. Okay.
This game is peak, dude.
Did he just call me Unk?
He called me Unk, dude.
Oh, let me move my camera down a bit, the mission objective is up here so you can see
what I gotta do.
pick up a weapon of fish I picked up the
medley weapon they hit hard but likely
to break keep an eye on alpha bricks
bottles pipes and other weapons but
really whatever you can not grab or
shove enemies I have a fish
I'm not sure.
Why do I heal?
I don't know if they said.
Oh, wait.
Oh, there.
A new day, a new game of the year, candidate.
Hell yeah, you know it dude.
It was a grab too.
I guess the game will teach me how to grab.
Oh, that was a perfect carry.
Just you and me, asshole.
Oh, shit.
How did I do that perfect parry?
Or...
Sometimes they don't even aim at you.
Yeah, that's right.
OOSSA!
R? Wait, what does that mean?
R? Okay, I pressed R.
There is a... I think...
Oh.
damage for a brief period of time. You'll be able to upgrade your own rush abilities
as you progress through the game. R for combat rush.
Okay. Alright. Easy. Easy game.
You should be there.
Shut up!
Okay, wow.
Cache!
Nice!
Okay, you can find extra cash around.
Native, it's the 11.
Rob, it's the 33.
Tommy, it's the 249.
And fourth, it's the 269.
Yeah, this game is 25 bucks.
was there more cash I mean it's fine we'll get like a thousand for doing this
I was it hold up controls Perry heavy attack move forward take down enemy Q maybe
that's if you stealth or something Q okay that's cool
Yeah, Q doesn't do anything now.
Damn.
The strong attack is so powerful.
Oh!
Okay, that's insta-heal.
Fish.
I'm trying to parry. I want to do that finishing. If there is one. This game's tight.
Yeah, there is finishing move Q is finishing move when when they're stunned like that they have like a stun meter
All right leave on
That's for you, sis.
Whoo!
Making pay!
We got a thousand bucks!
Some XP and now it's going to be night time I take it.
Knights.
You've earned enough exp to gain a skill point.
The main ways to earn exp are complete missions and to defeat enemies in combat.
Go to skills page, increase your attributes and unlock additional skills.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Instinct.
So here you can see all of them that are part of, okay.
And then you have Tactics, and then you have Aggression, and then you have Cunning, okay.
What's a cool one?
What's Aggression?
Your Sider Rams deal more damage?
Okay.
Gain a Journal in when you take damage, Disarming Perry.
Enemies drop their melee weapons when you perform a per- there is a perfect Perry,
okay.
10% of your money is safe on KO.
I mean, I'm not gonna get KO'd in this one.
When you have zero bucks, it takes significant enlist damage.
or nothing after a failed job your next job same day as a bonus money reward I'm
not gonna fail a job and once per night you can start a job with insufficient AP
as long as you have at least one that sounds cool what about cunning you heal
slowly in combat while adrenaline's full while driving a vehicle you lose your
wanted state faster that's kind of nice cuz cops are insane fast metabolism you
gain more health from healing items hidden stash okay that's the same okay
You tend to find larger amounts of cash
Your adrenaline rush lasts longer at night cut up a DM if you didn't pay or do money your first job next day costs
minus one AP okay
Instinct
Your car deals them deals damage to enemy cars over a greater area, okay?
Enemy melee weapons have lowered their ability you take damage normal in his dash
You're heavy attacks have a small chance to deal massive posture damage
huh
Street wise after a failed job
Minus one AP and then heart of steel once per life and you would get knocked that is that a heal a small amount of replenish adrenaline
Okay, I know we have tactics heal a small amount with each takedown that you perform
You see police patrols and roblox and a minima with the he hope you can have a good day off handsome god gamer
thank you gods thank you man thank you yeah I was chill man it was chill high
and loaded while holding more than three thousand bucks you gain more adrenaline
from all sources if you made a good payment last day gain one bonus AP at
night seems cool sleep of the just if you went to sleep with at least one AP
remaining game one bonus AP at the start of the next day
okay hmm hmm I mean night owl and stuff seems cool maybe disarming enemies and
stuff I don't know about this no
Instincts now I'll just go
I'll go aggression
Purchase okay cool cool, man
Now what yeah, I can do one more job
Since we have annoyed there is one here the other one pays 250 bucks more though a beat down. Let's do it
Zoo ran bail ashics. Thank you guys for me. Yes fiber anniversary. Hmm. Just like Samsung. Thank you, man. I
Know right can it's sick, dude
Let's not do that job. We want to do the job that pays more also. This is merely combat
Is that like my what is it blinking there is that it's not my car health. It's like a paint or something
Oh, this is my apartment, okay
oh is it fuel oh yeah true it's fuel are we gonna beat down all right well
Let's do this reach the wannabes
I mean I could just run there I guess
Zoom zoom or other we go you can waltz
if I can witch your 3 fall damage here how big is the map not too big I don't
think this game is long I don't I don't think so if you want to be my lover got
to get with my friends
Oh, my God, this is the one you'll be staying at.
It's a bug.
Oh, Jesus.
Lucky bastard.
Lucky, that was skill.
One of the fucking away from this.
Oh, my God.
Okay, there.
Okay, there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
here we go again all right
should be two more want to be somewhere
oh they are
If I have to catch with solid to be your lover then do you all you that's the thing
right there
I was three jobs in one day. Thank you guys
Alive in that big 79
J4 a 9 banks 20 man board. Thanks here to 60. I thank you dude
By that big 70 candidates for seven thrift for sad FBI party man. Thank you guys
So now it's morning again, or do we got to go to sleep?
You have zero action points left today.
Return to your crib and sleep through plenty of action points.
It will pop up on your map with new missions.
Okay.
You got to go crash at the crib.
Okay, we can fix what I've got to say.
I see.
Don't come over here.
You're not yourself anymore.
You need help.
Thank you.
Okay.
What if there's a radio in the car?
There's nothing wrong with that building.
What up, lumbaris?
I
Didn't want things to 87 bar. Let's go sleep and we watch TV
Who else I'm going crazy down here Sam. I mean
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Look, I know you want it better for us.
I did tell you not to take that gig.
I never should have left, sis.
Carter, Tommy, they're family. I know.
I understand.
The way Carter's been losing his touch, I can't really blame you,
but you should have worked it out with me
before you just jumped on it.
I know. I always do this.
But I'm trying now.
But I'm trying now. I'm trying to keep the wolves at bay. I'm gonna make it right.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
At least you didn't get shanked in the can.
You saved my life, sis.
Yep. And you saved mine 100 times over.
Look, I gotta go. A lot of smokes and I need a stiff drink. I'll call you soon.
okay go to sleep by interacting with a so fun living room you'll wake up and
noon the next day we'll replenish AP and health with new jobs okay we sleep here
this day paid off services
day one summary P a B it's just P a B cool
Ha ha. Alright.
Keep an eye out for small groups of goons regarding their cash.
Good opportunity. My power character stat determines how much health damage I deal in combat.
Finding and destroying white whisper stash will give a huge reward.
But I can only find one per day. A white whisper stash?
But there's only one per day.
Again, adrenaline every time I land a punch. I can't sleep at noon too much shit to do.
There's no other deals more side ram damage who did enemies tend to be more evasive a bulk enemies have more posture and deal more damage
Okay, sure another day. I get chance to get him out of that messes
Hundred K is our debt and we need to make two thousand, but I already have two and a half thousand so this is easy
Uh-huh Sammy get your feet wet yet a little good man
Hey, how about we raise a glass in Tudor you'll return swing by the double tap tonight. I'm buying you buying. All right. I'll see you there
Your first chapter is available this particular chapter is only available at night complete jobs to move time forward. Okay
Good price on the mainland
That's Oonag.
Alright there's a blue mission, is that the main one?
Probably the chapter?
Wait, I need to find that that what was it white stash or something that seemed like it would be good
Yeah, there's the blood on tap chapter one, but it can only be done during nighttime
So we should do this golds gas is like family. That's right next to us
What the hell level six
Oh
Some cash nice
Yeah, we have to like you you have encountered depth collectors for the first time it won't be the last
Pay your daily do or they will return in greater strength. You pay at the end of each day when you go to sleep
Okay
We need fuel do I have any fuel on the map here. There's a mechanic. Maybe that's it
Let's go fix fuel first
Are there strip clubs doubt
Big doubt digital thanks for the 116 in a man and Kada's thanks for the 46 and
Vandal art thanks to the tune
Oh
why does this look important
Tell anyone not a soul thought I wouldn't find out hey back off motherfucker. Oh
Looky here as savior and I feel like we should not mess with these guys
Escalate walk away while you still can Jimmy deal with this print for me. Would you oh, I promise this will be quick
Jimmy, let's go!
I'm on his head!
Wait, low health?
Oh shit!
After K.O. wake up at the clinic, between the shady halves
of Tindall Stunner and the doctor's bill,
you have lost any money you were carrying.
You'll keep an XP.
Yeah, but I'm trying to heal.
I'm like locked, man!
What the fuck? These guys are so strong!
Oh my god!
Jesus, that's all my money gone.
Get them all carefully, yep.
Thanks, doc.
I'm gonna find them again.
I wasn't ready.
I was trying to pop my adrenaline rush.
You get knocked out.
This means you lose any cash we're holding
and you'll wake up at the clinic.
I wasn't in a mission though, so we're good.
I'm going back there if they're still there.
You got lucky punch.
Lucky punch.
We got to fix the car call your vehicle. I don't want to do this mission though.
I mean, 2,000 money is easy to make.
I need gas!
Oh, there you are again!
Where's my money, bitch?
I'm back!
This time, I'm more fierce, more dangerous, and more adrenaline.
I'm angry.
Yeah where's my money man give me my money back
Ah. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Thanks. I mean it. You didn't have to do that.
Maybe. But he had it coming.
I wish I hadn't snuck around.
Some shit you can't unsee.
Said I have no clue about the things he had to do for his family.
He was right.
Oh yeah? And what'd he do?
He... I'm sorry. I can't.
I don't want any more trouble.
I'm gonna get out of south end, disappear.
Please, we never talked.
All my car now, I guess.
This car sucks, man. My car is way cooler.
I don't know if I can sell cars, but I have to fix mine.
I'm fixing it right here. Wait, I have no money. I can't fix it.
And I have no gas either. I have to use the other car.
How much is this?
Full already?
Wait, what?
I thought that was gasoline, maybe it's not.
Shit.
What is that blinking one then?
Maybe it's health.
I don't know.
Anyways, uh, we're doing this one.
It looks like Chick Engine.
Maybe Afterlife.
Yep.
I have a sense of the output.
I just want to get out of this.
Okay, you.
Yep.
And bang, up the butt.
I'm trying to figure out how to repair the car.
Maybe they're all different?
Whatever, we'll do this mission. We need money anyways.
We need some denero sandwich board
Another sandwich board
Another sandwich board
So this is why me
Yeah with what license
Go to Gold Gas on South Street. Okay.
Let's make some though.
Hey, that looks nice.
I have like no health left in my car.
Take down the fleeing crew.
Me and what car health?
I
Only took himself down what my car is kaput
it. Give me your car. Your car is for your car to garage where you can repair and refuel
Nitro. Okay.
It just teleports you off. Hey, can I borrow a car? Get out of the car! Damn it!
He just destroyed it himself
Easy
Easy money
Hey, say thanks to each other of the rod I think sport to kill Jeff it's for the force it was
for the 28 and B things. The 1-18 is a new game for Golem-like marathon. I don't think so.
It's way better than Golem. Let's see. 900 for Shadow. Oh, this is a tailing mission?
Uh...
Uh...
I know, yeah.
Okay, well, I guess I gotta run to a mechanic over here.
Not as well.
Look at the street's name.
Middle Belt, lower Broadway?
Well, hmm.
I don't feel no anything you yeah need up is the hundred right on the dog mouth
thank you I want to find that package you can find once a day for Omega reward
what's this okay across windows to find points of interest detail the weird and
violent past of the city as you find it throughout more points of interest to
a lot more action points. Oh, that's really good, though.
Money.
I wonder if there's like a clue where you find that package.
I'll just go into this car.
Crispy critters.
I'm not even looking at my make-up because of course I'm sick sick of this amazing Samsung
gameplay guys the GTA killer I'm trying the shadow mission I'm keeping a lookout for that
Package though. I want to find it see what it said it was a big reward if you find it
You need help
Oh!
Ah!
You mind, sugar?
Back up!
Vito Carbone!
They're fucking weirdo could go here every night and piss on the cabbage.
I have a skill point available.
I'll do the side ram stuff.
okay these are like collectibles maybe
weekend yeah I want that package they told me about in the 70s the Cobb
Street crew would hand out free Christmas turkeys on the plaza looking out to the neighborhood. Oh, that's nice. Oh pipe
This is way too close to the cop station for me you can fucking smell the bacon
I'm going up here.
Watch your dick, man.
This whole damn city is gonna hell in a handbasket.
All right, Sizzle likes to do it in Jellix 58 and walk off like snort to
One of iron pipes around here
Everyone's so rude man
Are you drop your weapon if you heal that's
Well, pest control!
Yeah! Sussie!
Oh, there's a jump ramp!
I'm gonna increase that for me a bit.
Field of view.
Hi, Moth!
Car magazine?
Across Tennessee you can find car magazines, usually around gas stations and garages.
Collect more to upgrade your vehicle, adrenaline rush.
Okay, fair can I take this that's it looks like a good car
Oh, okay, well I can talk to some shady dude here
Hello? I pressed F. It did nothing.
No, just exploring, trying to find that package.
Oh
Okay, nice
I'm allowed to be mad, baby.
Devils.
I don't want to think about how much money I spend
to do my racing days.
I can steal.
It's close.
I'd ask.
I can steal cars here.
OK.
I'm going to steal this one.
No one cares about it.
All right.
I'm allowed to be happy.
Oh!
Safe!
Damage boost, okay.
Alright, next mission.
This one, 900 bucks.
We need to make 2000 for today or we fail.
Speedrunning this game?
Right.
Move, Egypt!
Can you swim in this game, I wonder?
I'm gonna go down to the pier and check.
Please
I
Was trying to stand on the wall to jump on the roof, but now I just full sent it
I'm not going to make my quota now, unless the main mission gives you money, which it
probably does.
Yeah, I lost all my cash.
Also, I don't even have- my ride is recovered at a garage, yeah, but I don't know what
the- oh wait, I see it on the map.
I guess we'll take a little stroll again.
There's no never go for anything.
No don't ever go for any jumps in this.
Anything in here?
I feel like I've been here.
Jank and Kino Riot it is.
No doubt.
car owner. It's awesome this, this sick dude. The whole game of cinema. Man, how far away
is my car? Geez. Wait, no, but that's where I've wrecked my car. But how do I find out
where garages are because I need to pick it up and I go I'm just gonna steal a
car and keep going I guess this place really jumping in the 60s Carter used
to deal Benny's to the beat makes when it here when he was a kid there's
another one wrench icon yeah maybe there's garage there too there's
nothing pure about that swill I went to the branches that's where you can like
refuel or something well let's test it again dad that it takes two years man
thank you yeah let's try going to one of them I'd love to get my own car back
gotta figure out how no my own car is destroyed
Yeah, is there g- yeah, okay. Automotive service. It must be here.
I
Got full health now, but I don't know what that red thing is though
We're fine let's go shadow
It's not gas apparently I had I tried gas before he didn't let me refill I don't know
We'll find out eventually
Locate Dave the bookie, okay
Shit.
Shake it.
Shake it off.
Check engine, it was yelling for your car shivin' harder.
Yeah but I call it a check engine though, unless you do it here.
I need money though, I have no money at all.
Boy.
Let the bookie lead you to the people he works with. Okay.
It's... it's...
Crop Team following me, my man.
Watch some junkie drop brand for me.
One second, she's talking.
Piss off!
Hey, my name's John, that means you can't do this.
Sure I can.
Buildings change hands.
You're out.
Are you thinking you can just turn up the mic home and show me out?
I just didn't plan on my supposed to have that.
That's one of them.
Bitch.
What do you mean?
in that. Okay, I can retry though.
I'll still stay far away now.
Thanks to 15 civilians to your anniversary in my cell picks 85
What game is this?
Samson
What's going on here none of your business what's going on it is now
Okay, listen, bro, I don't know when I see four guys
Diffuse I understand
Listen guys, I don't have time I'm I'm tailing a guy
Fucking out run
Okay, we're fine. Wait, they're still following, okay? I feel like I'm gonna get beat up in
the cutscene. Okay, here we go. I'm angry!
Haha
Just you and me
Nice
Okay job complete nice gotta step it up gotta lock in
Well, I definitely don't have enough bucks for today now I got to do the main mission
Yeah, you can only do the main this main mission at night time
Yeah, I'm not gonna lose it. Chop your blood on taps. They're available check your map and go to the location
Hello. Hey, you said no. Hey, man. I'm just doing my job here. I got bills coming on my ears
You're dealing slow death in this neighborhood. You should know better
Just let the man decide for himself
He made his choice, I'm gonna make sure you'll respect it fuck this
Watch it. Oh my god, dude, you didn't have to kill her
Oh well. Not my problem now.
Okay
Over there I can run there see if I can find the big package
Don't jump and die to fall damage though
I hope the main mission rewards me with cash. It doesn't say it does. Do I just
game over if I don't meet my quota? We're about to find out. Blood on tap.
I can just turn down the job. Okay. Alright, this is the first story mission.
I recommend don't like the beast yeah it's awesome
there he is man of the hour I can't believe you made sure is windy in here
all right Nate Carter Tommy fucking great to see you guys St. Louis the fuck
were you thinking man leave it Tommy Sam's back that's all that matters
what are you drinking Samson whiskey neat needs the double tap still the same
Some things they can't touch, it's eyes.
For now.
Well, we gotta start making moves, Carter.
Can it, T?
With you back, we can turn this around, Samson.
I mean, you seem to state of things out there.
Neighborhood's fucked.
What's up with all these junkies?
Man, that's that white, whispers shit.
The streets are flooded with it.
That's a designer crap. It's killing us.
No, it's the other outfits pushing it that are killing us.
Hey, Tommy, brother, think it easy to take care of this shit.
That's right.
I need you two out there earning the old way show these pumps. We still got the goods. Oh fuck
Yeah, I can't wait to get back on the street. I think that way
Yeah, if you don't meet you go back
The game starts up my mind smoke up to me to play it again. Oh, yeah
The smell bothers Carter sensitive Constitution
Let's go out back Samson. I'll pass Tommy
Me and Carter need to catch up your loss
How's Yuna keeping it together as best she can given she's stuck there and I'm here
Can't believe I fucked her over like I did well. What's done is done. She'll keep it together
She was always the level-headed one. I'm only breathing because she put her neck on the line
Listen Carter. You need to keep the work coming. I'm serious. I know
Don't worry. I got you Simpson. You know Carter won't leave your hand
Ah
Somebody hit this bitch
Nice check on Nate's I
Got one of the fuckers Nate's in a bad way. I called the duck. She's on her way Carter
What about the others took off fuck the car? It's a lead can't be too many with that paint job on this
You could have not killed the guy and broke his neck.
Okay.
That- Alright. Sure?
Do I- Did I- I-
I mean I failed my quota though.
So what happened... Oh did they send the tax collectors after you then?
The guys you had to beat right? I think so.
Now Samson wants to kill everybody. I respect it.
Crash it Crib. Alright.
Okay.
In a while this place is pumped into water.
These days it's pumped in boosted cigarettes, balls of whiskey, fake watches and hard drugs.
The double tap.
It never was a place dear to my heart.
K, do you do jobs at night? You can, but if you look top right, you have the, like, action
points. Every job costs two. So I failed my quota now, so I think you're gonna send those,
like, collectors after me. But at least maybe I can fix my car. Maybe I can fix my car.
Hmm, I'll do it next day
Still haven't found that big a package they talked about a point of interest whatever
There's Oonga gonna call.
Crash and pay all.
Not bad, not good.
I'm gonna put the Titan ones up tomorrow.
Yeah we can do that.
I just I died to gimmicks the gravity oh
When I evade and then do a light attack I forgot you can evade
Okay
You get a small nitric assumption decrease okay fair fair
Each noon evening at night from now will have a randomized powerful perk utilize them decreases probability maximums daily earnings
I mean it should be easy to maximize daily earnings in this one
There's a mission here
The double tap guy had somebody else a carter and make a car. I got ahead of Floyd
Let's chapter two. Oh two thousand money for this. It says Jack. I
Got a jack and then there's a getaway. I'll get two and a half thousand for
Bouncer beat down. That's right next to my house. Let's do it
We need the monies we can fix the car. Oh it costs 3. Oh yeah you're right. Yeah they
cost 3. Damn. And this is only, yeah. Damn. That's crazy. Let's do piracy on Pine Street
This isn't a new area, I haven't been in.
Still want to find that package, at least.
Why did it workers jump from the building, but it was scuffed?
I'll fix the car on the way there, easy.
There is one right here.
Oh yeah, I'm not holding any money, so I'm gonna see if you can swim in this game.
Yeah.
What the heck are you?
What the...
Oh man's allergic to water.
It's all good.
I mean, we have 3,000 money for today's easy game.
PD, thanks for the 80, Fulton, thanks for the 57.
No, I haven't played guitar in forever.
It's been a long time.
Samson Chaos Modwa...
I wonder if the missions you get are actually somewhat random.
up I want to go to this
I
So those are the choices? Rat glue or whisper?
Oh, what, are you coming here to judge us?
That's a real question, is all.
Yeah.
Look, if you ever decide to clean up some day, there's a clinic.
Over in Southend. No charge, no cops, nothing.
What if we don't want anything?
Well, if you change your mind, tell them Sam's an ascension.
Oh, that's so sweet. Get the fuck out of here.
All right, step back.
Is this the mines I like?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
this is better though let's see a service
Oh, yeah, I have no cash. I forgot I have no cash
Is this I am Jesus Christ resurrected
Yeah, Jesus resurrected a Samson
And now he's gonna complete opposite. He's killing everybody
I'm doing this job a getaway job but big money here though big money huge money
No, I'll complete the getaway mission. I'm the Garfields Car Champion. Oh, or that car?
I'm looking for the the package the secret package
Isn't a road like GTA? I... I guess? Kind of?
I'm invested in this in the scary greetings exalted streamer my apologies for the question
and related to the streams content I'd like to inquire whether you have tried beating
dark souls with the game of double speed do you think that would be even possible
Why do I feel like I've done that?
Oh, it's definitely possible.
I'm pretty sure I might have done it a long time ago.
I did some kind of challenge like that where the game was sped up.
It wasn't that bad.
It's always still just muscle memory dodging and stuff.
I thank you, Amaros.
Thank you.
Yeah, but I feel like I have, but a very long time ago, though.
I used to do a lot of those challenges.
We raced random at some point, was that two times?
Oh, you used to?
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe that's why I feel like I've done it.
Wait for our guys.
Well, as I'm waiting, I'll say...
Listen, I'm taking a photo, chill.
I
Like great
I think I'm choppers and stuff we got to use bridges
I have one nice
Pop it!
Five piggies!
Five piggies!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I
Lose them lose them lose them lose them lose them the damn shopper
I can't outrun the chupper.
Get out!
Get out!
Fuck.
I call some AP to retry, but I'll do it. Okay.
Damn. Why is this getting difficult now?
okay I got this I got this I got this
don't fail to do cash today
I got this I get that I'm never failing
another mission in this game's easy
Oh, that costs 1 AP, but we can do a 3 AP mission after this.
Might as well.
Do you have guns?
Not yet.
There might be...
Idiot driver, move!
I'm not gonna need all my AP to retry this one.
I got this.
I've just been warming up until now.
this car is so low reflections are an ultra I can balance it let's see what that looks
It looks the same to me.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Fuck.
Hup!
Fuck.
What's on you?
I ain't mean-
What?!
You
I'm not going to meet my quota.
I'm just going to sit in the car.
Last time I did the point of interest, I grabbed a weapon and it was fine.
It didn't fail the mission, but now it did.
So I'm just going to sit in the car, play it safe.
Play it very safe.
I
I mean, game's fun so far. It's jelly. It's jank.
But it's also only 25 bucks. They're not selling it for like 50 or 60 or whatever.
Yeah.
What? This car sucks. I hate this car.
Oh, there's a board there.
I played Saints Row, not all of them, though.
Okay, I'm just gonna sit here now.
Not gonna risk anything.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm looking in.
I have to get that sign.
Also, I need to bait the cops in here
Yes
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I thought there would be a path there!
God, I can't finish this mission!
It's not even hard!
Okay, I'm just gonna drive a civilian.
Follow every road to the T.
I'm not- wait, why does it if I don't do the main mission?
I don't know. Can we reload?
I'm just gonna follow every road. Never drive off road in this game.
It just leads to a fucking dead end, 90% of the time.
Oh, my god.
Enough fooling around.
Nice.
Oh, boy.
I wonder if driving straight through the Vistlord front entrance of this police station
will lead to some hidden road.
That wasn't a police station!
At least now we know they can bust you.
But we will win now because I'm not gonna drive on any off-road or anything. I'm literally just gonna go until they're gone.
The cops of course.
Every mission from here on out will be first tried.
I'm done playing around.
Oh, this way.
Baton, baton, baton, baton.
Okay, double cops.
I'm gonna utilize the bridges no I was gonna go to the left there not doing
I think it's gonna be a dead end and I'm gonna get busted.
It's just a...
It's fucking physics! Come on, around the corner. Don't let the cops see me.
What is this vaseline on this fucking road? It's okay.
Uh oh.
That's not a good one.
of
of
of
Lose him lose him lose him come on
Lose him
Cops just hide here hide here hide here hide here hide here
How do they know
Oh
Is that spikes oh no oh my god
I can't lose them!
God!
What the f***?
And there's another car!
What?
Okay, please.
Oh, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming, you gotta turn.
Turn.
There's a high not right there
This is so hard I mean I did choose a hard mission
Okay, get rid of him here, down here, they won't be able to, and then the dumbass chopper
is back.
What?
This is a cone of steel!
And then, no, no, no, no, no, stay there, stay there, don't run into me.
I need some nitros. I need to hit the sign for nitro.
I'm never gonna-
Jesus.
I'm never gonna get rid of them.
Wait, I'm getting rid of them.
No, the fucking chopper is the problem!
I wonder if you can like-
What is he doing?
Super cool!
What?!
Oh!
Shake them, shake them, shake them, shake them, shake them, just shake them like this.
Shake them, shake them, shake them, shake them.
There we go, they're confused now.
I'm confusing their A.I.
Uh-oh. That's not good. That's not good.
Wait, I'm losing them!
Okay. Okay. Keep it up.
Now I just can't- What do you mean there's no one here?
Oh, the chopper, I guess.
No!
My fucking car!
I just fucked up!
Son of a bitch.
This job is impossible, man!
How am I supposed to get rid of him?
Hardest game ever made.
Okay, but next day it's gonna be flawless day every mission from here and I will be flawless
What do you mean? My driving was good there? Is the name Chopper that keeps following you?
Even with two tires I was doing insane, okay?
I
Come on
I'm closing in on the suspect. Army there.
I'm ready for you.
I know someone else can really be driving here.
Shut up! Shut up!
Got you, asshole!
How much health did I lose there?
It's okay. It's no big deal.
I'm a super star
Watch me
Helvet, drive! Do something!
I'm a stuck in glue!
I can't wait to get some car upgrades.
I saw the dude driving in his game is borderline impossible
Music
Police!
No!
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
He magically knows where I am there's no point in trying to hide
What
Dude like why did I even blow up there
you man except that okay what happens now then
have you considered not crushing every five seconds might make the game a bit
easier
okay that was the warm-up day I need to do that mission let me do that mission
I might get other missions now, I guess
Well now I'm gonna get the tax people after me or the collectors or whatever my own car looks like shit. I have no money
I'm going to get scolded by Oonga.
Hey, Oonga.
Hey.
Oonga.
Right in the movie last night.
Got me thinking about the old days.
You and Tommy driving around in that old beat up station.
I'm up x85, and Maddox is 1.14.
Listen Onag, we don't, I don't have time for this. I have no money, and I'm gonna get hit man sent after me.
dinner is my cat to a driver away can't blame no one but myself for that one
back at it tomorrow
earn a zero dollars in a day
another day I had a chance to get in there out of that mess it's
I'm not failing a single mission today, not a single one I'm failing.
You want to get everything that has to do with cars, cars, because holy shit driving
in this game you lose your wanted state faster give me this I'm gonna get that
inconspicuous driving that you got a max that shit okay what do we have hmm
Uh, one and a half thousand bucks.
You haven't been paying your daily dues. Pay your daily dues today or get a strike from Zing Louis crew. You don't want that.
Making strike these nuts.
Oh, what the f-
I
Mind it's right, right? I'm chillin
Finish him finish him
I'm not losing
I'm never losing in this game again now. I'm pissed and motivated
My car I was like no health or is that my own health that's my own health
Well, am I gonna hear this heartbeat every time now?
Let me find some painkillers
Any painkillers around here
Normally you just find a lot of them just by running around I won't revenge on that mission
I'm gonna die I just want painkillers dude am I enjoying this gig I am yeah but it's
It's jank though, it's jank.
But the gameplay loop is kinda interesting.
Can I get painkillers?
A veteran?
Are you fucking serious?
My death.
It has to look like an accident.
You know, this isn't the kind of thing you just drop on a stranger in the street.
Yeah, I know, I know.
You see, my daughter's been kidnapped.
You know who took her?
Some junkies.
They sent us a note saying we'd get her back if we cuff up the door.
Then you figure your insurance will cover it.
It will.
If you do this for me, my wife can pay him off and get our daughter back home.
That's all I care about.
Damn give a cash. I don't have any cash
Hey, yeah, there's not much but it's a start what?
Never even thought people would give me money on these streets
If I need a few more kind souls like do I have some?
Oh, I had some cash I did yeah, I
Oh, I got a skill point now. Yeah, we have to get this in conspicuous driving.
Alright, I will be healing now since my adrenaline is full. What in combat, though?
Oh, I don't want to... I don't want to hit... hear this heartbeat anymore.
I just need, like, one painkiller.
I was swimming in painkillers before.
painkiller yes thank you something yeah painkillers
is this money I'm in need of money
you won't like me when I'm angry
okay what's up what's up oh what no no no I didn't sign up for that not this
many enemies no no no no no no no no no
I'm just trying to make an honest living
and we hear the heartbeat again right
well we got some money though that was like 500 bucks I just looted from them
That's good. We need this. Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, what up, Cali? Ah, I've been here since 1984. Someone like 85. It's not time to go
back to hitman speedruns it's all about samson speedruns now right now I need
3k per day out to pay my debt but it increases every day I'm just looking for
healing now so I can get rid of the heartbeat I'm Samson
It is not, uh, Samino no cuuuu.
Alright.
We're fine.
There's another painkiller.
Let's do this job, make a lot of dough.
Oh, well you can side ram with left mouse button.
Okay you left click and you like side ram, alright.
That's good to know.
What did the sandwich boards do?
They should give me Nitro or something, but I feel like they don't.
Yeah, they're supposed to give me Nitro.
Are you in need of help?
looks like it I am Samson to the rescue hey fuckface the man said he doesn't want
to go with you but the man don't have a choice besides ain't none of your business
you stick around I'm gonna have to bleed you you can try all right tough guy your
funeral. You're finished!
One of us walking away from this.
Thanks, mister. Thought I was a gunner. They told us to come off with hot meals, warm beds, but it was a lie.
Bless your heart. Bless your heart for what you've done.
I get some money? I guess you get some XP.
Yo, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
I'm gonna need wheels for this one. I got wheels right here
Can't wait to fix my car. I think I need like one thousand one hundred to fix it
Okay, this should be easy big money go to the slaughterhouse pig
Let's get this done, oh fuck I'm sick of it.
Are there guns?
There might be, I'm not sure.
What year is the game set in? I don't know. I don't know.
1998
1998
It's very wet here, yeah.
nice okay you left the guys get in the car wait what I haven't left what you
left the guys to get in the car take them down okay all right well we're
Good
Come on then drive
I'm not a bitch!
I'm not a bitch!
For all this mission incoming.
I was gonna plan this looks a yeah this car's kind of tight
There's no escape!
Oh nice, he's destroying himself.
Very good.
Flawless mission!
He's so angry.
I see your face!
Give me my Monday! I'm making a comeback!
Ah! Freak!
Now that is how you build it.
Nice! Okay, got some money now. We can almost pay our our debt.
That's cool. Only yeah, we didn't lose any AP rates.
All right, what other mission do we have?
Street trial? I haven't seen that.
Oh, the main mission is only available in the evening?
No, moon evening night.
That noon evening night, never mind, I'm dense.
Let's do street trial and then let's do...
Is this a race?
Three trials probably a race, right?
But I mean I'm the Garfield Car Champion, it's easy.
I'm not throwing.
Midnight club time trap on the fire evade it. Oh, no, I can do this. I'm not I'm not I'm
No pussy. Let's go. Complete the race under 240. Wait, what?
A little light, great.
Wait, I got this, don't worry.
now I'm going to lose him.
Why are the signs so scuffed though?
Don't bait me through the jump!
I hear! Have this nitro drive here!
Get fucked!
Yeah, that was the first lap, by the way, epic.
246 is the timer I gotta beat, so it might be possible, I'm not sure.
I know the track now.
Why am I not getting any Nitro from the science though?
This car does have Nitro.
Is it just...
Yeah, I don't know why I'm not getting any Nitro from the signs.
I could have sworn that's what the tutorial said.
Go into the signs to get more Nitro.
But I don't get any Nitro.
Man, 246, I don't know.
Maybe?
I mean, I'm going over to the other side now.
It might be possible, maybe.
No, I'm going to get fucked by the signs again, yep.
Okay, no signs, good.
What?!
Son of a bitch.
I
Like how they start just fine though it doesn't start right great
Now I lost one AP there. We should still be flying though. It should be alright.
I'm feeling road rage playing this game.
I wonder if the Nitro's sides are just glitched.
Alright, let's see the sign randomness again.
Please don't flip my- WHAT?!
I have to do this!
I have to do this!
Okay.
Please!
What the fuck is this?
Fuck!
If I could get one Nitro, that would be a nice one.
Amazing, but I'm pretty sure the nitro sites just don't work in the game or I've just misunderstood it
I'm not gonna make this too many gimmicks in the way
Is that a real hmm? I don't know what devs if you are here, please fix the
At least the signs don't respawn here
Okay, I mean the only reason I'm losing is because of the sides just knocking me away
Now I'm gonna show y'all how to win this race
I just try not to hit the nitro signs.
This has been a good lap.
This has been a good lap.
Even if I get signed over here on the next jump, I should be fine.
Oh, I'm gonna pop the road rage for these signs. Maybe it helps.
Okay, um, no, no!
No!
Give me a car, dude.
OOOOOOOOH!
I accept defeat!
NOOOOO!
I have no money again but the only reason I don't have money is because I randomly blew
up on the first race and then on the second one I got just destroyed by nitro sides that
just work like brick walls that's the only reason the race isn't hot well let's see
what happens now man right are they damaged boost signs not nice because
they're damage boost.
I'm going to need to get some car perks for sure.
Yeah, pay your daily duty, I'll get a strike from the crew.
Yeah.
Oh, no, I'm taking the strike.
Hey, so cool.
Yeah, it's a.
Oh, are you?
Who the fuck do you think it is?
It's your sister.
The money's late.
They're asking. Something tells me they won't be asking politely anymore.
I'll make me beg, Sam.
Oh, your yellow bar increased quite a bit.
Oh, so it's the road rage that you get from it.
Okay, I'm gonna pop the road rage a lot more.
Give me another trial.
Take jobs and pay what you owe, or you'll never see your sister again.
Uh... yeah...
Another day, and a chance to get in.
How did that mess with you, Willis?
Ah, this is not looking too good, man, with our sister.
Okay, but this day will be different.
This day, I will make enough money.
Let's see, street trial.
Okay, you know what, 1600, don't mess with Suzy.
I'll take this.
This will be a good amount of money.
be straight up with me
oh
oh shit
I think I'm just pissed off
nobody around here gives
we'll go on foot
wait can they just summon my car
maybe I can't
cause they're guarding it
that's kinda cool
How'd you like it, huh?
Okay, we can steal a car here, it's alright.
Woohoo!
FPS to 60?
I think you just gotta use more road rage.
That's what I think.
I won't fail a single mission
They hit Susie right tops that does not stand they're in a gang car catch them and take them down. All right
Should be easy I
Have improved damage with cars, so this bit work. This should be a no-brainer no-brainer
Wow that felt like no damage
Hey, that's okay.
that's one there's the guy in last place
Ah, grass!
The side tackle is good. I think that's the one I have upgraded for more damage.
I
You want some
I should have got that sign for road rage.
Come on.
Nice! I did it! Money, money, money!
Alright.
Small damage bonus.
Okay, we have another one for $16.50. That's a takedown. It's right in front of me, so we should do that.
We're gonna be swimming in cash soon, cat. Swimming, I tell you.
Yonbel takes 76, Rice and Ace takes 56,
Montefi might take 11.
Is this a road light?
Pine...
Mix? It's a bit weird.
Top right you have AP points that you spend on doing missions.
There's many different mission types.
But if you lose, you lose all your cash, so you owe.
So I get I need to make three thousand bucks or I'm gonna get hit by the people we owe money to
All right, here we go
Now I haven't paid my debt in two days, so it's yeah, it's a bit rough
But it's going good now, and then you have a story mission to
But you do I've done chapter one. I'm gonna do chapter two the moment I succeed in this mission
I got to make enough money to repair my car.
Have I played Mad Max?
No, I never have.
I've heard the Mad Max game is really good, yeah.
So our goal is to pay off a $100,000 debt.
We have like 98,000 left.
Ooh, that's a big one.
I do have a road rage.
I gotta save it for the big car, though.
Or not.
AHHHH!
I hated that wall, so I wanted to do it again.
What?
what
I don't even know why I lost my car, but I guess I hit a pebble or something.
It's fine, I'll make enough dough this day.
It's okay, we're doing fine.
We're doing great.
We're doing great.
25 bucks side this game is in I can pick up a new car over here on the other side of the bridge
And we have damage boost active now let's pick up a new car just so we are prepared we got one right here
Oh, better total overkill.
Way better, actually.
Yeah, apparently so, I think, yeah.
I
Won't turn he just
Okay my own car is a bit messed but it's okay for now I'll be on the lookout for a
different car there's a bunch here we should switch
Okay, this guy's almost dead.
Come on, reverse, reverse.
It's fine, we've got plenty of time.
It's all good.
Okay, we almost have road rage again.
Oh, that guy just hit the pole.
Very nice.
Okay.
I
Don't be
of
Alright, cool.
Sick!
Alright, alright.
Okay, we can actually pay off our- our- our debt this day now.
And we can save 300 bucks.
Wow.
Amazing.
I only have one AP left, which- yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, I can't do anything else now.
I gotta head back.
But you know what?
That's okay.
At least we caught up on our rent or whatever
This car is kind of sweet. Yo, Nagi makes 64 spills, it's like 76
And I mean it would just get easier and easier right because I like I can buy car upgrades and stuff
I can't believe I'm actually going to be able to pay.
We have 300 books left.
Yes!
Hell yes.
Another day are they chance to get it out of that mess?
All right, we need to do the next story mission
Story missions here chapter two silver bullet do we have any big paying jobs?
The Jack I mean to be honest we could do silver bullet
Oh
How much do I need three thousand?
3,000?
Yikes.
I'm not sure we can do...
Well, the story should give you some money, right?
You get 500 bucks for the story.
Okay, I mean, that's fine though.
Then we have 800, and then that...
that yeah we can actually do it as long as we don't fail we're okay so let's do
the story mission as long as we don't fail we'll be able to pay yeah I don't
need to do the 1800 mission
I don't think you get people after you anymore on a missions when the when the whole debt is paid I guess
Damn
I need to I really need to fix my car, but I'm too poor we have to make do
Okay, chapter 2.
The double tab go ahead, somebody help Carter, Nega, Con crossfire, someone's gonna pay
for this.
A souped up street racer peeled off the scene.
I'm gonna hit up Floyd to see if he knows anything.
Well, I'm sure Floyd can hook up one of our cars.
I want to hook up with us with a car.
Looks like you still are, he seems.
In better days.
Look, I need your help.
Anything, man.
I'm looking for a car.
Silver, red stripes, loud, tricked out.
Yeah.
I think I know it.
Got the LSGT installed.
Yeah, I believe it's just not for all I believe it okay
Okay, find Pauly Flash.
As long as I don't fail a mission this day, I will be able to pay my due debt.
Due debt.
Due debt.
Due debt.
Hey, you!
Zoom!
Hopefully, the devs are eating banana pizza.
They said they were eating pizza.
Let's see, uh, over here...
Oh, I should get a damage boost.
Though I think we're gonna break this guy's neck and probably not throw his car.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm tired because I wasn't playing with you.
Whoa!
You're a real celebrity, 22 man, John, with X-42.
Oh, take down Polyflash. I got this. His car is... looks faster. Oh, Aima!
Whoa!
Oh, my car is not gonna cut it for this.
some side crashes. Yeah, give me some of the damage boosts. I need to build up money to
Repair my own car and then not crash my own car. It's way more durable
Okay, that's good though, I didn't take any damage in the anchor maybe I'm lying
Okay, this is good. Yes, keep it up, buddy
Nice! He's just destroying himself. Okay here I go. Hell yeah, Dusty, let's go. One more,
one more. Here I go. I'm going to break his neck now. Get some answers.
Okay, I give. Recognize me? That double tap thing. You heard a friend of mine. Yeah,
but it wasn't me. You drove. And that's all. You want a drunk asshole named Dallas?
Pay for the job Alice, huh? Why give me a car today?
How the fuck should I know? You flash some money you said he needed a driver. I just drove
I didn't know man. That's what they all say
Sucker puncher spare now sucker punch into the road, buddy
I should report it
Yeah, this car is not gonna work.
No, he's fine.
He's just passed out.
Oh, we need to call Porter back from our apartment.
Now he's not knocked out anymore.
What up, Timmy?
Oh, yeah, there might be street phones here, right?
I don't think I've seen one though, but that won't make sense.
Alright, alright.
A nice work though.
Oh, did I get Fuzz 1 skill point?
Yes! I could do the inconspicuous driving now.
Um...
Which could be good.
That's just to make it so you lose cops faster.
Uh, then I'm not interested in any of the others really.
Side rams deal more damage, it's nice.
Maybe something in tactics.
That's pretty good.
That's actually kinda good.
Uh, Instincts.
You deal more damage on low health.
Your car deals damage to enemy cars over a greater area.
Yeah, we should get that.
Because there's a lot of those missions.
So we should get that immediately.
Chapter 2.
Dunzo.
Give me my 500 bucks.
Nice.
Silver bullet. 500 buckaroos. Okay, so we have 800. We need to do a mission that's 1200 now.
And then we do another one that's like 1200, because I think there was.
My FPS game, when I turn off hair physics.
I mean, I could check.
a
Hair strands
Not sure
This is about the money, you know it is and these people are running low on patience wondering why
I'm the fucking collateral here Sam better remember that
Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry. I got this a thousand money. Oh
No, they're all a thousand. I won't be able to pay my dad
Why are they all a thousand money I thought I could have sworn one was yeah, this one costs 3ap though
That's the problem
I haven't done a delivery mission or a jack I mean we could do a jet
Yeah, no, you can find money throughout the world.
And I only need to find...
I only need to find 200 money, though.
Maybe let's see if we can find some cashes.
I can do two more missions which will put me at 2800.
You can also find money throughout or do like a small little side quest and you get
like 500 money.
So this should be fine.
I think we can make it.
Hey, you.
How are we crimson desert?
Great, it was amazing thing though.
I mean, it definitely has issues, but.
I saw.
I thought it was cool.
You need help?
I help for money?
No?
All right.
Hey, you.
we found these like thugs with a with a bag before
oh crimson desert major relapse back into black desert online it's black desert
worth it I remember the combat was kind of fun in that game
no that's an overwhelmingly no right there oh this guy needs helps
You can walk or you can crawl out of here.
You decide.
I told you I have that power in here.
Hey, back off.
What the fuck is this clown?
The clown who's telling you to back the fuck off.
This ain't your business.
Oh, carries on.
Unless you know something about that so-called cure, too.
Cure? Cure for what?
Whisper.
There's someone out there getting the radlers off the product.
It ain't good for business. Get it?
I am sick and tired of you drug-bushing assholes.
Now get the fuck out of South End right now.
Now, this ends now.
Stop!
Your friend!
Beat your ass!
And next!
Told you he'd walk!
Give me your cash now pay me for saving
nice yeah yeah thanks what were they
after I got all cleaned up oh yeah this
was a rattle head to the fucking gills
man then this doctor comes and he offered
me a way out you kicked whisper I thought
that was damn near impossible that is
doctor he told me help me out had some
This is like a better Batman game
He's speaking the truck. They're gonna push that shit until everyone's dead. I hate these fucking people
I'm glad to hear you got that poison out of your system, buddy
Money I didn't get any money
I only have this though and you love
I'm just trying to get a thousand monies so we can pay the debt from the next two missions.
Oh, I journal in, cool.
Yeah, I was only plus 15.
I'm looking for thugs that have like a backpack, basically.
Oh, I can talk to you.
No way. Oh. There's a adrenaline shot. That's good though.
You need help?
Yeah, money. I need money. I just need 185 more.
third person shooter would make it or cast a VA haven't I played that also the trailer
for it. I examined something here. Or maybe I did play that. This, this, former car owner,
guy is definitely need something what's up oh you're one of them crazy people that
needs a beating right okay maybe not
we're gonna give us food on how a place to crash safety so shit they're letting
us up stuff lights and all right you want some shit on our arms and I slow
down. Who's they? People snatchers, man. They took a lot of people. I'm not following. They were
gonna kill us for sure. Cut us off like goddamn hogs, but the power went. People start screaming.
I was in total chaos, but I got out. Cherise, thanks 54. I hope you're well. I'm great.
shelter or clinic clinic listen you need to go to the clinic in the ditch see the
dock there and cloud it makes 26 yeah you do you need help you keep screaming
about your car do you have any money and have money
Yeah, I'm not finding any thugs that ass stuff.
What up, poor gay?
I don't know.
How's the game so far?
It's definitely Jank, but it's quite fun though.
I dig the gameplay a little for now.
Oh, wait. Money?
Hey, you look like you got the way to the world on the shoulders.
I can help with that.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
First you a cop I look like a cop to you now. I have to ask now. Let's get down to business
Whisper, you know it course. It'll lift all that weight instantly cheap to really cheap
What is this shit? Well look like whisper upgrade stronger hit. What is this burn? It's legit man
What's with the prescription label?
Who the fuck is melody?
Okay, okay, it's not whisper just my kids ADHD shit
She don't need it no more so you're pushing the kids meds on me for what for cash enough with the questions enough with the questions
I'd have buy something to fuck off
All reason
Look I get it the desperation leech alive. I've been there
But this isn't the way go to Vivian's clinic down in Southend quiet place. No cops
Say Sam's ascension. If you need help. There's a clinic. It's in Southend go there
Tell him Samson sent you.
Save the preach of his own, else man.
Hide it all before.
What? Yo chill.
Okay.
Still no money.
I need some dinero.
Ooh.
I don't remember what car magazines did.
Morbid medal?
I play the demo.
Yeah, I know it's out on early access now.
Do you play some on car radios?
Well, looks like we're not finding any money. We should just do the next mission, I guess.
Road to Bostock? Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
I will try it.
Maybe some...
Yeah, De Niro.
Oh, is that the Nero?
Oh, that was 50 bucks!
Okay.
We take that.
Oh, wow.
Damn.
Shoot some hoops, man.
Who does the o3k it's like people that are they're holding his sisters if you don't pay they're gonna like kill her
Whoo combat magazine across I don't think if I come back they usually in beat down areas collect magazine to upgrade your adrenaline rush ability
Is it like the barb becomes longer or
Oh, you guys have money?
Hey asshole, leave her alone.
Ain't your business tough guy, keep walking.
I said leave her alone.
Now fuck off.
These fucking scribblings are sending the whisper heads to get cleaned up.
We can't have that.
Bad for business.
So walk away while you still can.
Thug-O-One, yeah.
Nope.
Not gonna happen.
You wanna bleed for this?
Be my guest.
Game on
Yeah, shit
Samson rage cash
Thanks. Thought they were gonna cut my fingers off.
They seem pretty upset. What was that all about?
They don't like what I have to say.
There's a way to get people off their poison,
by talking the keyhole, trying to help people kick the stuff.
So I'm tagging, trying to send a message.
They say you can get help there.
That's one way to make enemies in this town real fast.
Yeah, but who gives a fuck?
Blackman x83, man.
Next time, bring a lookout.
Money? Money reward?
Damn it. Damn it. I'm not asking for much
All right, do we have any mission close to here we have this which is a getaway oh
Don't do the getaway mission right now
There's Jack there's contract
Well this gives a thousand XP though dude, I'm doing the jack whatever I don't remember what that was
us. But I'm doing the jack. Yeah, these guys are vibing.
You want something, honey?
I
121 more money. Oh, there's a money bag
Okay, we have enough money now.
We're actually doing really well on money.
If I find more of those, well, let's not get greedy.
We got to pay our debt so we don't fall behind, but it's fine though.
Let's go to this jack mission.
Thank you.
Oh!
Secret door?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
Holy
Look it's locked
Fuck
There is guns in the game. I don't know if you can use them though. Maybe later
Right now we got to go do the next mission
If I found some more money bags, I might even be able to do a story mission today
like this day
We got to fix our car though, it's too destroyed.
Alright, what's up?
This was the jack mission.
What is this?
Oh, it's probably part of the mission.
Okay, gonna take some leg work.
A van full of rare wine got jacked.
Four boxes.
Spend some Italian stuff.
Belongs to Massimo.
I wanna do ride by him.
down get the guinea pig as a grape juice. The 3 AP one is only one and a half K. It's
possible to do it. It is possible. But wait how much XP is the 3 AP one? Thousand is the
same as this. I'm doing this one. Let's make some dough. Oh yeah, here's a
street phone. Nice. We should get a car. Car rule.
There's trains back on. I haven't even noticed the difference. Is there a
difference?
I don't know you and I don't care to know you I don't know you and I don't care
to know you collectibles oh here it says okay
not found the pyre what is that the pyre car magazines oh so this is where
Wait, current curve and then rush.
Okay, um, combat rush.
So you get something at certain intervals, it looks like.
And then you have a ton of sandwich boards.
Oh, you get another nitro here, you gotta smash a lot of them.
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
Hey, you!
Pick a max of the 13, let's say 90, I don't know what I would do an emersha for.
May you rest in peace.
Hey, you!
We're all like 68, man. Thank you.
Fuck Billy.
Retrieve the rare wine, alright.
Is it a GTA V six killer?
Oh magazine nice or generally nice oh table like nice
The guys
I'll make it quick. It's Jason Bourne. Thank you.
Hit this bitch!
Oh, get up!
Was there a grab button? It said you could shove, maybe I guess that's a shoulder.
Take down enemy and throw item, parry, maybe. Oh wow, 7 p.m. dog alarm.
Alright, last package. Where are you hiding, huh? Oh, Pinkillars.
Don't go away now. That's what I thought, asshole.
Looking for a wine package?
Move up walking away, please.
Don't get up.
I'm back here again maybe in here. Oh yeah, there
No ice
Wait, wait, there's still one more.
I see you Frank, you do, you do, brother.
You guys have the package here, yeah?
No?
Yeah, I see you.
Oh
Jobs on
Goddamn, that feels good.
Nice.
Well, we'll be able to pay our debt, uh, here. Very good.
I mean, to be honest, if we do the story mission, we get 500 bucks.
If we find just a little bit more cash, it's not much.
We could actually do the story mission and pay off our debt.
It's possible.
any skill points? Um, no.
This was corporate would say in the title, Marty Joe. So your answer is no.
I'm not a good guy.
You need money to save your sister.
Do you have money?
I'm in Haley's now.
I need some backyard chemistry set.
This is far from a great shit.
Old bastard's gun.
I never stood a chance.
happen to this city
I'm a journaling shop
You guys have any money? I just need a little bit more. I only need 82 bucks
you want to hug or something I got some hockey makes 52 you guys got money
yeah yeah you won't lose
Okay, we need 14 more dollars.
New landlord took over last week.
These fucks don't miss a beat.
Appreciate what you did.
But they'll send more.
They always do.
Yeah.
The next time, it won't be as easy.
I don't think you can sell any cars.
At least not yet.
Okay, we don't...
We need like one more money loot and then we can do the story mission.
We need to start making profits though, otherwise I'll never be able to fix my
car.
The house gives you the chills? Oh, can I enter it?
What's wrong with my horror movies?
Also, I've been watching The Conjuring before bed.
That movie's kinda scary, actually.
Is there two The Conjuring movies?
I think so.
Oh
There's four oh wow
What
I've been following you for three years we've been streaming for 15 years. No I started streaming in March 2013
So not fully 15 years yet
I won't. I'm just looking for one money pickup. Any money pickups? Oh, a journal in it.
I don't like this.
No, when I started streaming in 2013, I did Tomb Raider speedruns, like the Survivors
Born, you know, the Reboots.
Hey, you have money?
Damn.
Just found them like this.
I didn't touch them a wallet ID just dump it all again. Oh, yeah
South ends rotten from the inside. I've seen bad things on the streets before
Nothing like this. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's see what we got here
I don't think he's waking up, you see those stab wounds?
That's no crime of passion, that's for sure.
I was an orderly intendlst in general.
I know a scalpel cut when I see one.
They...wanted something.
Something inside of them.
This city is getting so sick, man.
That's something what inside a guy they cut in parts out of people now Satan has got to be right
You wish you would have found me when you were I was doing my hit man. Oh shit
Anonymous thank you whoever you are very generous. Thank you
Hit man arc was peak
I mean, Hitman runs our peak when they work.
Okay.
Come on, one money pick up.
Solemn asking, is that money?
Is that money?
Is that money?
just one money man it's a good place to get run over just ask Sully Wilson he
got run over here in 85
he's okay you look pretty beat used to call me the chat I beat the world now
the world beat me back can't even stand right no more my kids i said i scared of
i didn't mean to suck the cool thing spy with the room
now i'm gonna have to do this to me and i'll come back from the now
what about the queen to me pick up the yeah yeah about anybody can we follow
i don't know if i left
powder i quit yeah yeah but quit what the doctor there you know who it is
He's the one who's trying to break whisper you figured it all out. Yeah, no you can go and like talk to people and send them to this clinic
I could handle anything
Until whisper came along where can I find him? I don't know people came looking for him handing out whisper like candy to anyone
Who talked you think they got him?
He's smart probably hiding somewhere. Let's hope so. Yeah, I might be the last hope this city's got
They could I could do the story mission and see if I get some money during it
That's a good idea. Let's get to the story mission and maybe during it. Oh, yeah, before I do this story mission
I should let the bow go out
earliest memory of the villas Jimmy was in goombas thumping those slime enemies and dark souls one
Yeah, a lot of people remember that moment or discovered me through it. I don't know how
Like if he was posted somewhere
What's that sound?
Adel, thanks for about three, thank you
You've been recommended?
Me, while we're playing DS2
Money!
Alright, we got it. We don't have to worry now
Nice. Well as long as I don't choke the missions
Then we gotta worry
I'm standing here and just let the dog out hold up
Good morning.
Oh, let's go!
What the fuck would do this to me?
I don't get nothing to do with it.
Lorascals get back.
Hey, now he's gone.
It ain't fair.
Someone get me away from here.
Who are any of these people?
Have I ever played Bloodborne Random?
Nope.
Chat things that look like Sheldon.
Who's Sheldon?
I've never seen a Big Bang Theory.
I watched Scrubs though.
I love Scrubs.
Also, I'm rewatching Smallville right now.
Peek.
Peek, dude.
Go take job
I've heard new scrubs is good, yeah.
that it's solid. Oh wait, maybe he's below me. I thought I was supposed to wait for him.
He might be below me. Gun dealer? Do not jump down. Gravity in this game is insane.
Ghostwire Tokyo? That game seems decent for like a play through.
This game good? It's quite fun.
The gameplay loop is pretty interesting. The thing is, how long will it stay interesting though? I'm not sure.
Antoine.
This game is also, it's only 25 bucks.
I hear you're the man to talk to about at peace.
It's Antoine. Who the fuck are you?
I got some questions about a Tek9 you might have sold.
Nah, this doesn't smell right. Get this fool!
You and me, it's over.
Coming for the woodwork.
I
Throwing weapons is so op it just disables like all their stamina immediately
I
Guys like level 13
I
Just want to know who you sold the mine to narrow it down modified tec nine full auto noise maker
unloaded one last week very hard to come by ever since they cut us off from the
big city piece of shit gemalmatic if you ask me might as well be made a team for
you but what someone wants Antoine gets and who bought it want to be banger named
Steve something Macklemore his old man runs the pharmacy of on South Street
right hey one more thing what you got a crate full of guns there why didn't
You shoot sell them. I don't shoot leave that lifetime in prison shit the other fools
I'll see you
Sleeping dogs is so good. It's so good
Love sleeping dogs
Was I healing thank you
How does the build the drive car in this game? Oh, it can be frustrating
trading they're quite heavy the cars but you get you get a bunch of like car
upgrades that probably make it easier
Carter what do you got for me right at the Antlinck McNamara's pharmacy you
know it's Steve McNamara the owner's kid he bought the Technite
I'm gonna head over there soon.
So throwing weapons is OP, lesson learned.
And, okay, so we did the chapter and we can pay our debt this day with 33 bucks to spare.
Very tight. That was a good day. That was a good day right there.
I don't think we're losing emissions now because we're getting OP.
I gotta say it was a good day.
Oh, no, no ice cube.
Having ice cubes stuck in your head is dangerous, alright?
Woah.
sandwich board
I don't know what to do with this game.
This game looks good, what the fuck?
To be fair it's decent, I mean it's janky, but it's not like they're selling it for
like a triple A price or anything.
That's not even 25. 25 buckaroos. Maybe they'll patch some stuff. Those signs that you drive
into, they sometimes make you go flying, which during races is very frustrating.
play the occultist but I want to play a road to bus stop
just pay all get out of there soon as I can
nice
Oh, it said when I want to lose heat I can turn off the car engine.
Okay, fair enough.
3000 due today.
Alright, any big missions?
1650 costs 3 though.
Also about chapter 4 that costs 2 gives you 500 bucks.
Oh, we're gonna need to have a day where we'll make a bunch of dough chat.
This one is 60, oh no, it's a street trial.
You know what we do?
You know what we do?
We need to fix our car and then we do the street trial.
So I could take that into street trial.
Yeah, I say we do that.
The first berserker team got shaft because of Kazan low sales, aww man Kazan was good.
We're not gonna be able to pay our due though.
Samsung game good Samsung silk song well it must be better than silk song since I'm playing this before a silk song right
My engine is crooked
I think that's basic math, too.
Well there goes my car.
The fence is a one stop shop.
You cut up the bodies in the old shed then put in an oil barrel and roll it into water.
Damn.
We need some wheels?
Well there's a lot of wheels here but they're all broken.
Oh, they got reassigned. They're next-on employees. Oh, wheels! Nice.
Huh? Oh, okay.
Can I squeeze through there, those cones? Probably, right?
Yeah this game store you got loan sharks after you and you got to pay your debt
but like before they kill your sister. I have a skill point available. Let's see
we should try to get that deep impact to be honest. I think that sounds good.
Anything over here? Enemy dropped their melee weapons for perfect parry.
That's alright.
Hey, you.
That's kind of good.
This honor roll is also really good.
It is.
That one.
But let's get this car thing first.
Everything for cars.
Oh, there's a character crater mod in Crimson now?
Yeah, this gave us an AP system, a lot like an X-con.
or something so you gotta choose wisely how you spend your AP on what missions
oh they're not allowed to reach to the HQ okay I gotta be fast here I broke his
tire oh I was sick okay very nice done easy money tell ya
Alright, let's see, $2,000 for the trial!
Ooooooh!
Oh, but the trials are so hard.
But $2,000 for two AP is crazy.
I gotta do it.
I have to do it.
I don't have the best of cars, though.
Wait, there is a secret car in the garage over here.
Shit.
Thank you machine now.
Oh, was it night only?
Oh yeah it is.
It is night only.
Ooh, true.
It's evening right now well
There's a delivery right where I am though, let's do that
Sounds easy. Are we on a timer here or something?
Let's make some dough.
Oh, you are. Four minutes.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Actual water physics on the car, okay cool
We got plenty of time no night for that
Oh no, I should have driven down there.
It's not too late.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Okay.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Okay.
Good afternoon, excessive.
The delivery's down here on the pier.
Okay, delivery.
Oh, I gotta stop.
Okay, unloading.
Drops going.
Okay, next.
Probably take this one.
Or this one.
Yeah, let's do this one first.
No, no, I can make it work. It's fine. We got plenty of time. We do. I'm on this delivery
right now. Very close, very close. Yeah, we've got plenty of time. We do see a delivery.
Got it.
And then when I can re-repair my car and refill all the nitro, and then get more nitro for
hitting signs, big, huge, huge gains.
That's what I'm talking about.
But I gotta win that trial though.
You can refill nitrate at the shops.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's below me!
I got baited by the GPS.
The GPS!
Oh, no no no no.
Okay, I gotta go there and then to Mars Street.
Don't fail. Do not fail this.
That's a cute horn.
Wait, it is here, right?
Okay, yeah yeah. I make it, I make it, I make it.
cool now it's night time we can do the race for insane money as long as I win
the race though and we got a bonus
Oh, there's not as much money for it now because I had extra previous part, but it's fine.
It's still a lot though.
Should definitely do it just so we can fix our car.
Enough money to fix it.
We should pick up the truck here, though.
There's a good car there.
If you don't have the money, you can pay your debt.
They send, like, sharks after you.
And they kind of miss you up.
I'm sure with the whole map, yeah, it's this...
I don't know if there's anything up here, but there is down here also.
It's pretty tiny.
I mean, it's not a huge game.
I think the game was like 13 gigabyte or something.
Oh wait, it's not this one.
It's over here.
I think this is where the secret car was, that was good.
We have to take every advantage.
There! This car right here. Oh no, it's trash from last time I used it. Oh, they don't fix it.
Yellow engine.
To be honest, I think I can make it work.
I think I can make it work.
Morbid metal?
Yeah, I played them.
I loved it.
out on early access today. How is this compared to Mind's Eye? Oh, ways better. Ways better.
This is actually like an open world, which I guess Mind's Eye is to after you beat the
game. When there's like nothing left to do. Okay, looking. Uh oh, off road. I can't get
to step 136 it's a small lap this beats fire though
Okay, slow down for these gates or they're going to glitch.
Don't look at the timer. Don't feel the pressure. Just drive. Just drive.
Oh my god, where's the ending? Where's the end to this race? Please.
That was sick. Alright, we just made a bunch of dough
Damn look at that now we can fix our car
I saw spark in the dark. It looks cool. Yeah, I want to play that too
Shit
All right, we go back home
We pay our debt we repair our main car and then we can do
Well, let's check what missions we have
To do the next chapter
Cobbs do chase you. Oh, they do definitely chase you in this game
There's some missions where you got to escape the cobs and it's
It's hard. I
Don't know if you can shoot your car. You can repair it a refill nitro. I've seen
As the playing Cavs you
Yeah, yeah, you do get the cops after you.
You do.
Alright, don't pay all.
Just crash and pay due.
Nice.
Good stuff.
Good stuff right there.
That was huge.
Rockstar is shaking, it's true.
Good day and the chance to get in out of that mess is fabulous.
City Bank 65, ES.
All right, any big money missions?
2000?
OK.
Hmm.
To be honest, instead of fixing my car,
I could do that 2000 and then into the main chapter.
Is it a race? Oh no. It is. And it's right outside my house. I mean, if I fix my car,
And I do it.
I'm nervous.
The races are the scariest ones, man.
Repair.
Alright, there we go.
Don't mess up the car now.
Oh, there's a cool car here.
It's got a wing.
Do the race, 2,000 money, and then do the main story.
I read through some reviews on Steam,
most negative ones are because of bugs
and stuff like driving or fighting needs to be improved.
Yeah?
True, true.
Oh, oh, are you okay?
Okay, must be focused again.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's get this done.
Fuckers.
Are you idiot sir?
of
the
There's two laps of this.
No, why?
No, it's time.
It's not looking good.
It's not looking good.
is not looking good. I need to catch up a lot of time. I'm still lap one and over half
time is gone it's over it's completely over I think it's so over chat
Oh, man.
No more gates. If there's no more gates, I'll save a lot of time.
Oh, the gates respawned.
Why? It's over.
I-
The only reason it's over though is because of that one gate destroying my ass.
That was bad. I forgot. It's fine though.
It's not fine. It's over. It's completely over.
Well, yeah, mine is everything.
I'm gonna be in debt.
I have hoped you would skip the option for that but
The game simulates your real-life driving skills.
You should be able to turn it off to things,
and maybe then you can...
Look at that! That's what I mean!
The gates!
The gates destroy you!
Okay, I can retry it.
The gates just destroy you, man! It's so...
You have to drive slow, but not too slow.
And if you drive too fast, that happens.
Not the gate, not the g- Okay, I mean, okay, okay.
Okay, don't go too fast.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Egypt! Egypt! Egypt!
Is it over?
I
The gates make this borderline impossible.
Here comes the worst one.
Good gates, good gates.
It's ultramargo over, though.
Like, the gates make it so you just... you lose too much time.
Fuck.
How am I supposed to win with those damn gates?
There must be a way to consistently blast through them, right?
Do you think it's FPS?
It's 60.
Oops.
Nice start, yep, yes!
Well, if I can blast through the gates, it doesn't matter.
I'm gonna just try to blast through the gates now.
I mean this is a win now this is in the win now
now. I don't have to slow down anymore. It's insta-win. Pay out the believers, Maltz.
So easy win now. So easy win.
of
I
Want to do
Oh
DRIVE!
NOOOOOO!
OOOOOO
Fuck
Nice win streamer in my heart.
Not good.
I got it now 100% if I don't win now I'm lost officially
If you know that if you have been sleeping you get to warming on the phone whenever
Then I'll do the third try.
and joints like this and one is why he never wins in coffee
Move, move, everyone move, move.
Don't turn, okay.
No random ass cars in the way, please.
I
Are
Water
I
Not why is the police there?
Not lost
These races are no joke dude, but yeah, that was 2,000 money for that, but it took all my mission my AP
Jesus Christ, well we're gonna be in debt
But at least we have a fixed car
Babanush, dynamic in Kuala Lumpur, thank you.
Well, at least, you don't crash into, uh...
Now when I lock to 60 frames, you don't crash, like, the physics aren't, like, scuffed anymore, or whatever.
Mona, how are you?
Got some time off from cooking the books today.
Went to let a candle for you at church.
Saw this little girl standing outside with her parents in her communion dress
Holding onto a pile of cards like her life depended on it
You remember right after my communion, Dad dragged me into McManus's?
Thought I looked pretty in my dress
Settling on a stool at the bar like some prize pay
He smiled so all his buddies would buy him drinks
And when the drinks stopped, he grabbed my communion cards with all the money in them
He spent it all, till he hit the floor
that's when you came took me home left that motherfucker lying there in a pool of his own piss
anyway sometimes you just need to say these things out loud talk to him Sam all right well
we're gonna be in depth a little bit but it's fine it's no big deal
not bad not good could be worse tomorrow it could be worse it could be worse
I'll vehicle jobs gain more money and that's that's a okay 3,750 oh my god I have to do
it I have to do it I have to do this one we gotta do that and then do the main mission
I don't like this.
I'm gonna need wheels for this one.
Our car is tight now.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Run their vans off the road to show them who runs this town.
This should be easy.
This should be easy and free.
Free 3K money right here.
It's super free.
If we win this, we're ahead of the curve.
Okay, there they are.
Four targets.
If we get some road rage, we're fine.
of
I
I
Broke his tire
Yes!
They're gonna turn here.
Crash.
Yeah.
Yes.
Good stuff, good stuff.
He has no tire.
It's over.
That guy's dead.
Two of them are dead already.
Oh yeah, Ashley?
Welcome to chat.
Their health pools are huge, but that's why getting that perk...
perk that the perk I got I don't have it yet deep impact is going to be huge but
if you destroy their tire they instant die so yeah
It's tight. Easy money. Easy money from this mission.
Oh, let's not lose that now, Remet.
If you die, you lose everything you're holding.
So let's not die, shall we?
Okay, Chapter 4.
Getting the framerate to 60 has fixed quite a few issues it feels like.
if we win this mission now we're gonna have over 4,000 money and then we'll have over a thousand left after paying our debt
I'll go chapter 4 daily scripts.
Yeah, use money to repair car and like refill your nitro and stuff.
This is a sign, die.
The signs aren't scuffed to run into anymore.
Am I not supposed to go in there?
I can't leave the other.
You know who I am? You know who the fuck I am?
What the fuck? Shit, fuck!
Not so big now, huh? Who the fuck are you?
All right, let's go.
I'll kill you, fucker!
I'll get you for that. Don't let it do that to you.
Whispering, each of the enemies might drop clues to whereabouts of a big stash of white
whisper meant for later distribution.
Oh, that's how you can find white whisper.
Do yourself in the city of Big Fur, but locate these stashes and destroy them.
It will earn you big cash and XP, as well as one bonus AP for use during the current
day.
Okay, what was the tip though?
washed up wrestler ruined by white whisper between the rambling is book of a
doctor wait all of these are clues I've found of white whisper oh my god or
maybe just lower oh there is that it that's it okay but we do it after this
mission obviously
Jesus. No, Bash, I'm not like Detroit.
I thought I was dead.
The day's not over, Stevie. Do I know you?
Yeah. I'm one of the guys who tried to shoot.
How do you grab them, white momma? You lie.
No, no, hold up, hold up. That wasn't personal.
You shoved them.
Yeah, screw you, because the cops are already on their way.
The cops? You fucking dead, Stevie.
Who sent you?
Oh, shit, man. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry.
Sorry, don't cut it. You better talk.
It was a contract job the dudes that he hit me and the other guys name some guy
I just seen him around big drinking Dallas something got that's all of a self then that's all I know
I swear man. It better be
Now I just got to decide what to do with you. It's LB1 on gamepad
Leave Kindleston tonight
Hmm is it like middle?
Oh lights great
You saw the suspect you mean I'm out of here
See I can actually run over stuff now and not just get destroyed
so easy nice try boys
Was it patched? No, I locked my framerate to 60, and then it worked.
Now like, if I run over these for example, I don't get stopped.
It's not like hitting a wall.
How's Nate?
Breathing.
What'd you find?
None of the hitters knew each other.
Both hired by the same guy that's...
...drunk.
Dallas.
Well, there's your common denominator.
Any reason he'd have it in for you?
I was about to fuckin' find out.
Let me ask around.
What? I'm talking in the phone!
Ah, let's stop.
What is he doing?
Son of a bitch!
He fuckin' checked!
Big money this day and we're about to get more unless I fail.
What if I die? What if I die picking up this...
Carter's getting to tell him to call you later in the apartment when he has a lead.
Focus on jobs earning cash.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh wow.
Yeah, I wonder how you grab and shove enemies.
I didn't see it on the controls.
There's takedown, but that's like finishing them.
It doesn't say here.
Hmm.
Hmm
Gee oh when you throw so I gotta destroy it
This
All right, let's run over it I guess
I'm gonna die to gravity I swear
there. Oh, here! Okay.
All this shit's gonna burn.
How much do we get now?
I have 5.2k.
Also I think I can do a mission because I could do a mission, I can.
mess with Susie. Is it greedy? It's not greedy, right? No, it's not greedy. I'm not
gonna lose. I like this risk versus reward system here. Like, I have 5.2k now, dude.
dude this is insane and if I succeed this even more.
It's getting like a roguelike
It's got this like risk versus reward system
This thing is if you die
You lose all the money you hold and every day you have to pay three thousand bucks in cash top right you can see
I have 5.2k and I never had that ever
But if I were to die during this mission, I lose everything so it's a risk versus reward thing
I don't need to do this mission, but it should be it shouldn't be a problem
this mission should be easy
I died to this exact mission once yeah, but I was a noob then now I'm not new
He's got Poon Goff.
Oh shit, this guy's a menace.
I think the game is fun.
I mean it's jank, but it's fun.
It's way less jank when making the frame 60 FPS.
if you lock it.
Go on then!
You're not going to pick up your friends?
No!
No! My own car!
There you go, now you drive.
What?! You can't do that!
You know
Brother your car is hanging on by a thread just given up
Police!
Police!
Damn!
That was old me driving right there. Alright, what a day! What a day, dude!
Not a day we just made there.
Holy shit!
Crazy.
That guy was a 120 FPS, it's true.
Okay, I'm gonna get Deep Impact now, and then I got all those like bread and butters I feel.
Side-Rams deal more damage, your car deals damage to enemy cars over a greater area.
lose your wanted stuff easier now what what to go for now
oh yeah there was one um where is it if you went to sleep at least one AP you
gain one bonus AP the next day or was it this after a failed job no no if you
We made a good payment last day. Gain one bonus AP.
Yeah.
Yeah, we go for that.
We go for this.
Nice.
Tight. Is there a main story? Yes.
We're gonna do it this next day now.
I think it's pretty short, probably. This game isn't big.
Electrolux, thanks for the 42, Red Band 134, Jesus, and Carousel 139.
Fuckin' A.
Locking the FPS to 60, it fixed a lot of the, like, when you drive over a trash can, it's
not like driving into a wall.
It actually works.
You don't write, you don't call, we're kids.
Don't start.
Don't start? You kidding me?
I've got eyes on me 24-7.
You can't move without feeling like there's a barrel pointed at the back of my head.
Look, I'm sorry, sis. I'm trying my best to pay off this debt.
Listen, May's been shot. Bad.
Fucking Christ!
Is he gonna be okay?
Hard to say, but I hope so.
They passed him up at the clinic.
At least we're still breathing, huh?
For now I got to go tell Nate I'm rude for it
Holy payment paid dude
Wow the thing is if I die I lose up every month all the money I have on me and that's the scary part
It's a huge gamble this game another day and the chance to get in
2000 money on that one, but wait there's no story mission. Oh, yeah, I just have to wait for him
Right. Yeah, they said I just got to wait for him
Fuck, I should have paid all the money, man.
I should have paid all the money!
Bird, 130 set out, thank you.
An auto-mate like 35, thank you.
I rage-nurse and hay-mady and three bullets, one kill, and we're me.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
oh man 1400 for Billy the Racer why not
I don't know if you can upgrade your car at least not right now
Bimber, do you remember the mega-eco-rockin-special brofist?
I think it was that.
Not so cool, dude.
I'm fucking cool.
Find the yellow modified car cruising center. Oh, I gotta find a yellow modified car.
Oh, take it down? Okay. Hi.
bro move
you're right now
he got a flat tire
Yeah, this motherfucker additional nitro flask for your ride ooh, I get two nitros now
Oh, I don't want to carry this much cash, dude.
It's nerve-wracking.
Hey, you.
Mezmeria takes it a four, thank you.
All vehicle jobs gain extra money now.
That means two and a half thousand for this getaway one.
There's some good XP for these though.
A thousand XP, well this is just 500, and it's not like we super need money, but we
could mega-pay money to get rid of the debt.
Let's go repair, Carl.
What do you want?
For now, I don't think there's another way to spend money
Okay, we're good
Let's stack up.
No, it's actually okay, I'm too.
This game is like miles, miles, miles better than Mindsire.
Well, apparently they've patched mine site a bunch, but, yeah.
I wonder if the game just wants you to pay off a certain amount of depth until the next story mission happens.
I feel like that's how it works, but I'm going to pay off a shitload of debt after this day.
Oh, Mind's Eye got dropped by the publisher.
Damn, Mind's Eye was rough, dude.
I had an ad with that game, and I surfed on the cars.
I have the drone, you haven't tried it.
Oh no, no, it's this race!
Wait, but now I have 60FPS and double Nitro.
This is the race that screwed me over.
Wait, the minds I see always doing conspiracy theory about people sabotaging his game from
inside the studio? Is that real?
Oh, wait, no, this isn't the race. Oh, no, this is the cops! Oh, I- I shouldn't have done this mission.
This is when the chopper follows you and then you have to escape the cops.
Oh, if I die here, it's over, it's uninstall time.
Time for revenge.
Did you try the getaway 2002?
I played it, yeah.
Not on stream though.
I borrowed it from a friend back in school.
That game would be kind of cool to replay.
That would be a cool game to play again.
I don't think it's that long either.
I remember you can grab the enemy's hostage and put a gun to their head and you can actually
just fire the gun.
What else would I remember from that game?
Oh, this mission is pretty...
Hardest mission in the game right here.
You did not just come back, Highland Keeper.
No, no, no, no, no, I don't believe it.
Helicopter, go!
This mission should be a lot easier though, because I lose the cops a lot faster now.
Oh, okay. Oh my God, the car starts to get crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, uh, car flip means.
We drive under here, he can't see us and he's gonna lose us.
See?
He's working.
Go.
Go.
Now, just keep it up, keep it up.
Any cops on the map?
No cops.
Go left.
No cops.
Come on.
Come on.
Cops!
Stay here, stay here, stay here.
stay stay yes okay so easy that police perk is really good
see now that we got some like talents and stuff the game is like unusable
I would never have destroyed that sign at 1.20.
that sign at 120mph
How's it driving? It's quite hard
But it is. What up TZ? Yeah, it's quite fun
A jank?
Oh lord. Wow
Oh, yeah, cappy
There's a mission right here, just a simple delivery for a thousand buckaroos.
Can also just do a beatdown right outside our apartment for $7.50.
You get some more XP for that, which might be needed.
Wait, what if I die during the beatdown?
No, I won't.
What if I do?
Wait now I'm scared, I'm doing the delivery.
Shadow mission?
Nail remnants. Not Omega. This delivery is right here.
Let's clear some darts.
where I'm wanted no no no no no no no why oh shit it's not by police like Crow Lane
oh brother man this is I wish I had my regular car now and not this one I just don't panic
Don't panic. Whatever you do, just don't die. Do not die.
Keep at a sight.
I see a delivered.
Let's start selling tickets!
Okay!
My car!
My car!
Shoot them in the face.
me and what done
I think we'll lose in here.
Nice.
Should be easy. Last horn.
One minute to get this.
Michael's coming.
Uhhh...
50 seconds?
Not good.
It's quite far.
And then I gotta wait for the... I should be fine, it's right here. Yeah.
Nice.
Okay, we're good. We're good. Nice day again. We're paying all this debt now.
Oh.
Nice, nice, nice.
Would I ever stream on Facebook? No. They used to offer like, contracts about exclusively
streaming there.
8000 we're gonna pay in holy shit
oh yeah Johnny yeah we talked briefly
about it. Crash and pay all. Yeah, we do that.
Damn. The loan sharks must be very happy now. Very happy.
I guess I'm getting a main mission here now
yeah it's fun Ray's all I think the game is a jank for sure
I mean for 25 bucks. I don't think it's bad. I'll head to the docks get back to you
All right, I'll do the main mission it costs three three what
Yikers
We have a delivery for 2.6 K though
So yeah, we'll have enough for the debt we will because this pays 500 I
I should do this delivery first because it might be gone the next day
There's no nudity no, I don't think so I
I wonder if there's any way to, like, upgrade your cars.
It's probably just a skill point, I guess.
No interest on that, I'm pretty sure.
Might be a twist, who knows.
I'm sure there's going to be eventually a story mission that pays like 10k or something.
Adrenaline rush, road rage.
I
Was doing it should be easy
No, it's not like good this time. I mean if a tiny GTA I guess okay this one
I have nose. It's right here. You need to stop watching at 240p.
See? Sorry.
Wait, I have 14 minutes for this.
Oh, you have to get the bloody car, get the car with funny money, and get the car with
fingerprints.
What?
This mission is super long.
Now I'm scared.
I don't have to be scared, I just paid a bunch of money
Okay, I guess I'm supposed to deliver them
Oh
Okay, great
So what am I supposed to do?
Okay, so you gotta drive that back to the garage. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
We can ditch the cops right here. They're not even close.
Just ditch them. Oh, shh.
Move. Yep.
Driving. Knoss.
Let's see what you got
So easy we double nose impossible to lose
Why did my own car just... are there?
Okay, next.
Over there.
That's a long trip.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Huge 145 dude. Thank you, my thank you. No
No, we're not doing any cryo, I don't think no
Polis
two nights in a row so probably two months from now
yeah Chris probably
It is fun to play horror with the lads, yeah.
We have like tons of games to check to be honest.
we should play leo go farty
yeah there is a car field one too but
last one furthest away
I'm running low on gas.
Insufficient fun, bro. I'm poor.
That's what I'm talking about.
All good, Veloflar, thanks for that, 2060.
Zoom!
Nitro's cooked.
I haven't had an enemy call me Unks since the beginning of the game.
Hello, Abid. What up?
Mark, thanks. 45, man. Thank you.
Oh, easy mission, easy money.
Nickelodeon- Oh, I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen that Nickelodeon one.
Can you multiplayer it?
of
Is that the uh the ship?
Why don't I remember the name the moon people?
The moon the moon oh my god, I don't remember the name I'm embarrassing
Oh three signs over here
Please chill not in the water
Okay, I'll take a little detour
That's one skill point. Yes. All right
Yeah, we should probably... wait, is it aggression?
There's nothing that increases your health?
I mean, takedown gives you health when you do takedowns, so that's cool.
Rockstar cannot compete with this, it's over.
When is Samsung online, it will generate billions of funds.
Oh, yeah. True. This, yeah, this game is the reason why GTA 6 got delayed. They were
we're scared of the competition. Very true.
Oh, that's the thing right there.
Alright, now we can do the next chapter.
500 blocks there we we we we succeed with that
25 blocks and we found them, yeah. I'd say so. Just lock here for FPS to 60.
Nitro's cooked. Wait, my gas is cooked! I have no fuel!
Oh, this means that I won't be able...
How much is this gas?
272 is mental!
God damn.
Hey, I is really bad at using my face.
I've never seen it so bad.
I will take that as a compliment.
up
this game just came out yep
Paulie Flash and McNamara, bottom of the barrel crooks, they spot out the same name Dallas.
Carter dug into him, local small town devs all over, degenerate gambler, juice head.
Bruns with a booze crew down by the Docks and Park Avenue, I'm gonna find this chuckle head.
Chad! Thanks to the 1-16 dude, thank you.
Yo, you guys crook?
No?
It's Samson time.
I
Hey, you lost buddy Dallas green supposed to be around here, you know, I know you trespassing
Get the fuck out of here. Come on pal
This bitch got a hearing problem fellas
Frozen fish
That's it, you shithead!
Just...
Another round, the fuck did you bring?
More, huh?
Whisper hint! Huge!
Oh, shit!
Oh, wow, you get a lot of health for executing. Nice.
Oos!
Noose!
Who wants some, huh? Are the crooks stuck somewhere?
Crooks?
Crooks?
Hey you!
Fish!
Yeah, he is stuck, look at that.
What the fuck?
I
Was easy
Great where is he?
Hey chill, man. We kicked the scheme and drunk after the curve say I don't believe you
I'm not playing you can't carry his way always is way better solid believe you and this game is only 25 bucks
For that prize is fine to be fair this ball and spring
Suzy red tops and I know it if you're fucking with me. I'll be back
Look for Dallas at Suzy red tops
Yeah, how expensive was mine to add or remember?
Was it 16?
What about Bane Run?
Oh yeah, it was free for me.
dude it's sickness of hell
in room
let's see what you got
Hey Susie, you got a minute?
One of these days, Susie, I'm getting between your legs.
Zip it, asshole. We cannot get you, Samson.
Dallas Green, I'm looking for him.
We were talking.
That shithead's racked up quite a tap here.
And now he's avoiding the place like the plague.
Any idea where I could find him?
Probably at Otto's.
Hey, asshole, I was talking to the lady.
but she wasn't talking to you I like him silent this bitch is mine
alright keep nothing off you'll end up with a fucking lip hey man chill it was
a joke I didn't mean nothing by it then get the fuck out of here so Susie that
was green yeah Otto's on gamble he's running some kind of shop shop there
the old scrapyard and got it and I'll make sure green settles that dad
Chapter completed.
We need 3,000 but we have a lead on a whisper so it's fine.
It's both Rachel. Oh, it's the same one as before.
I
Know mom
But obviously the campaign you get like loan sharks sent after you and it just gets worse and worse and they're pretty brutal
I don't know if this game is on console is it
Only PC
All right big money here poison and big
big money big XP now we can pay off our debt
bonus AP I can't do anything with it anyways
Okay, you.
Forbidal, thanks 43!
Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The city is a 79, I think 79.
This game is not mine's I like.
It's not.
This is way better.
And it's only 25 votes.
I've never seen Supernatural now.
That show is finished, right? Yeah, it's finished.
Like 17 seasons.
Debt.
Yeah, yeah.
I say we pay due and we save some money for repairs and shit
All good now we got 878 to chill with a very good very good
I've done a few PS2 horror games to have the money yeah I have I can do the next story
chapter it's still only 500 money but then we'll have two and a half K and
And then we can do the beat down here.
And that's very close, so super easy, super quick.
Yeah, paying off the big debt is kind of fast now.
It was a struggle in the beginning, but now it's going pretty fast.
I don't think it's after story print I only got that AP because I did the the cache or
whatever cache oh no that's evening let's do the next story one I know it's pretty
short this game master I think. Make it be fun to finish it. We do this to save
sister yeah the lone shark have her
oh yeah there is a 2k jack mission that I could do that is true very true I
didn't see that thanks yeah we should do that
How's the game so far? It's fun. It's for 25 bucks a solid. It's definitely Jank though.
I've locked my framerate to 60 because this game's physics struggle above it, like you
You could, you could, I could drive over this trash can and it's like driving into a wall.
Oh, well that's a bad, uh, bad, uh, showcase.
Okay, I could drive into, I could drive into these barrels and it would just stop me, right?
Same thing with gates, you just can't drive through gates at high speeds if you have above 6Fs.
Watchboxes, are they inside here?
You need to shut up, punk!
Next, huh, next.
I'm guessing what I'm looking at, it's in here.
Get this kid.
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, that's how you throw people, it is G.
Okay, oh that's, yeah.
Okay, that's all good.
Damn, I'm like invincible now with this gain health back on executions.
Yep.
Like, you get so much health back doing that, it's insane.
a whisper hint huge this game's tight dude this game's tight
I'm like 73k left to pay I guess the debt but you do get money pretty fast now as
when you start snowballing it's fast it's if you lose a mission and stuff
that's when it gets really bad
I'm gonna break your neck fool okay wow I oh my god okay don't let this guy
Okay, I'll do this oh
Oh nice finisher.
I think I'm gonna spare him to death.
Hell yeah.
The death stare.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
Oh, we've got a lot of money from this, but I still have two packages somewhere.
One of us
I
Want some to huh
Okay, I need still two more packages.
surprise oh there's one nice one more
if you're sitting on DJ in one game turn out how about you take a pause placing
against chat. Well, the dope example is a good game to chat. No. No. My answer is no.
I'm still in.
I'm wanted? Okay.
Okay, I'm out.
I know there's a dead end in front of me.
I remember.
We go this way.
Got to stay out of here.
Shit.
Nice.
I'm out of here.
Ow.
Stop my leg.
Garfield today?
No.
My answer is going to be no.
Finally shook him.
There's gonna be no...
We played Garfield not long ago, and before that we also played it no longer now.
Didn't they play it like two days in a row or something? No, maybe I didn't.
Nice and we got a white whisper or whatever easy easy a debt pay that dead to pay dead
to pay okay get this you see police patrols and roblox and aminum at when
driving yeah and they care more pain killers yeah that AP one down there is
really good that's so strong that'll be the stuff man that'll be a stuff okay
oh it's always the same one or is it maybe this is different main story
I would never be able to drive through that gate at that speed, I'd have to like crawl
through it.
Largest Garf community on Twitch since Swimmer does not play Garf, we're the only people
playing Garf. It's the only community.
Oh, no!
Still don't really get what the car magazines and the combat magazines do they like increase your friend stuff
But I don't know how look it's not about fucking cars. I ain't talking to nobody about nothing
Well, I'll be straight be
I put a string of assholes in the hospital over this guy already you can either join him over there
You can just go ahead and start singing. Oh
Ellis is across the road checking all the containers
I think it says here like collectibles yeah combat magazines yeah I think yeah
combat rush level increase that five out of ten magazines found okay
Current combat is only rushed.
Oh, so you unlock a different one on the car when you find enough.
Okay.
I totally did not pay attention to what that guy just said, by the way.
I mean, I am on Uptus Alto.
I'll go back to my car and something happens oh was it across the street is
that what he said
did I just get run over
no
I
Crossed the street at containers. Thank you. There's some containers here
Thank you
Who the fuck is this now? Hey that Dallas green. Yeah
This dance car's kind of full place these cycles
There's a new bomb so movie that you shut the fuck up and you asshole
They're gonna have to show you what happens around here to people who stick their fucking noses in our business
I don't think he will
Not me.
Oi oi.
Seven more?
What is happening?
What is going on?
Oh that was the nose bone into the brain
What just happened?
It's so jittery.
I think there's a guy hiding behind here.
I saw a guy there, I swear.
One guy stuck somewhere.
What did you say?
Somebody hit him.
What's up, shithead?
Oh, shit, man.
You just spied my ass.
Sometimes they just spaz out and come at me.
The double tap.
I know you set up the hit green.
OK, no, it is not what it looks like.
It looks like I got a friend in the hospital
and my favorite bars all shot up.
Don't tell me it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
I mean, yeah, I paid the guys to do it,
but it was that fuck Zeta.
He said, he said, if I set this up, he'd clear my marker.
Who the fuck is Zeta, Dallas?
Danny Zeta, he runs some racquets,
acts like a shot caller.
Got a way to reach out to this guy.
Look, he just showed up at Susie's, and I ain't heard from him since.
I didn't get paid!
Sucker punch.
I believe you.
Now say goodnight, asshole.
No!
PLEASE!
That's right.
I should report in.
Stop him!
I
Big buns it's 27
I guess one toes me. It's gang. It's funny. You know what Danny Zeta?
Looks like he's the guy who settled the double-tap shooter
What the fucking scumbag in his weak ass crew off the face of the earth
Samson is a pretty one-dimensional character, isn't he?
Pretty much, is that axe, yep.
Well, easy, uh, easy debt.
We can do another mission this night.
He doesn't really need more, does he?
He's like modern Kratos or something.
modern-time Kratos
who the hell crashed my car into the wall definitely not me can never be me
is he Jamie Lannister oh don't you start
Can you do it, can you? I think so. The 14, man. Thank you.
What is that blue one? Oh, that's cops. Yeah, right. With a new skill, I can see cops on the map.
Oh, I need a car right there. My engine's yellow.
Well, I didn't even know until now that I had miles per hour instead of kilometers.
Well, I just damaged my car again, I think.
What's all these things to 1.13?
Wait, if this is the same, if this is the same White Whisper or whatever?
Oh, it's not.
It's actually a different one.
Okay.
Is it inside here?
Oh, it's probably above I guess caught what the hell
Wait did I see it am I blind? Oh, it's okay fuck this poison
Yeah, now I could do another mission now, I guess.
It's a little take down here for 1650.
It's close to home.
What up, birdie?
All good, all good.
I've played like two Saint Sparrow games or something like that?
You like the map? Yeah, the map's cool.
The map is very tiny, and this is not a big game.
I think it was like 13 gigabyte or something.
Drops?
All right, might as well do this one.
Let's try a cafe.
Something for the future, maybe.
Okay, firewood cops, yeah, but they have guns.
scary. Oh, this should be easy. We have insane perks. And these are blood cars. Yeah, easy
easy mission
move civilians
Yep.
Wait, you're going in here?
Cops! Get him!
Hello!
Cops are on payroll.
This guy thinks he can drive.
of
of
Oh, shit.
Come on!
Stop being...
Oh, wow. That was nice.
Woo! Dude!
Come on!
I know where I'm master exactly
There's no way you're taking Kairi's- oh, parts.
Uh...
Yeah, well, I'm not driving down there.
Drown yourself.
I don't want to fail the mission.
You drown like this in this game.
The moment the water touches his mouth, it's over.
Instead of.
He died.
All right, cool.
Nice.
Good stuff.
Very good stuff right there.
Hell yeah.
Go here, repair, go home, next-door emission.
Did I go skiing with Mika Lepa this year?
No, no, did not.
There was no skiing this year.
I'll drop these one random.
No, I'm not picking back up.
But now there's a lot of cool games out, like Samson.
Let's let one know Swedish. Oh, yeah, Finnish people need to learn like Swedish in school
Don't want to break tomorrow. What is that?
All right, some parts of Finland, okay
Yeah, it's like due to history, yeah.
Well, pay all, might as well.
Easy peasy.
XPPB nice another day the chance to get the 68 probably Marasha probably yeah we
have another story mission here chapter 7 500 bucks is not a lot there is a
a bouncer beat down here that costs three for two and a half k then we have
three k if we do that and that I just got a ballroom real quick yeah it's
available whenever it's available whenever hold up just let me let me ball
I
All right
Zoom...
Legendary bug?
They blew us and get arrested, you think?
Oh, that's dumb.
Fuck.
Get this pussy!
Hang on, I have a phone call.
Shit.
Hello?
Yeah?
It's Waker.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
This game's tight.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
this game's tight this game's tight dude I guess they enter your house if you have
too much like you don't pay the depth in time the Talos is like 46 ash weight
I think it's 81, the top is 113.
Thank you.
Let's get this done.
Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
When I'm competing in graphic card against
Foshner,
I would beat any streamer I've ever played.
There it is.
I
Hello
I
What
I
Catch you for that
Mr. Bull!
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Kill this fuck!
Eventually somebody go back, rascal!
Oh, okay.
okay any more of Ronnie's protectors here Ronnie Ronnie
Are you Ronnie?
Ronnie
I think I was supposed to enter it from here, but I didn't
Maybe on the other side here
Ronny?
Maybe I took out Ronny- oh no here.
Don't make it quick, Kurt.
Take your pants off.
And Ronnie, alright.
Shit.
It's actually just impossible to die now.
Oh my god, I'm dying.
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone.
The moment is 59, my Jostle is 50.
Okay, I'm out.
Oh
Easy is your guns in his game? No, it's just punches at least not now and I'm like on chapter whatever
I don't know oh
Vehicle jobs money
Aw, nothing huge though.
There is one right next to me, that's cool.
Why not?
It should be easy and quick, is right here.
Hello?
Hello?
Someone...
Wait, there's people inside the shipping container.
What?
Trafficking victims.
What the fuck does that mean man?
I'm not sure, but I'm gonna find out.
Hey, hey you hear me?
Yeah.
What happened to you?
I don't know.
There's a tree growing in here.
Yeah.
Next thing, bam.
Everything went dark.
Who attacked you?
I remember it's getting jumped, came to, someone's running on my arm and it clocked
me again.
Never saw a face. Nothing.
Excuse you?
You're all right now, okay? I gotcha.
You remember anything?
Yeah. A man. No windows. People coughing, crying.
You get eyes on the driver?
Nah.
Fuck. So we're all gonna get killed.
Okay, what do you get for doing this?
Is it like... I guess it's...
Yeah, it's stories lost in translation.
its stories you get okay can I help you
now I can't drive out here
Alera what up 143 months hope you're well dude thank you
yeah some of the voice that is good yeah I think it is but I'm pretty bad at
know it isn't that voice acting but the sounds sounds cool wait I have another
store oh yeah no I was gonna do the story mission yeah we do the story
mission yeah I'm on chapter seven
and my car is in good health I don't need to repair it
Oh, sorry.
I wasn't super high for it, but I'm not until I play the demo.
And now I think it's cool.
I'm excited for release food for crows.
All right.
It costs three, so let's do it.
Nice.
I gotta find Danny.
See it though.
Okay, somewhere in this big blue area? Probably in there, I'm feeling.
Zeta!
Where I'm dying? Okay, do not die, do not die.
Just you and me this whole...
What the...
Yeah!
We're gonna hit this bitch now!
Yeah!
Shake it off!
Shit!
Shake it
Alright
Send the money
Is he in here?
Who made the music for this game? It's actually good.
are you in here?
I
Sleeping dogs like I guess scuffed sleeping dogs
Yes, baby
Nobody walks now
Be safe now
Where are we?
They move us wrong so much can't keep track of my max. What up these eaters place who would they?
The ones who move you around God knows
Never seen them for listen. I'm gonna get you out of here
I'll deal with the rest of these crawling fucks. You just find a way out
Get out of curl in and lose the heat
Oh, look nice unlock the next level to calm it really rush abilities now even more powerful than before
Ooh, you deal a medium damage bonus. Oh nice. Okay
Feel the heat
Okay, I'll try it on you.
All right, a lot of cash here.
Okay, well, shit.
of
of
of
of
of
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Oh
Come on, let me out!
Wait, what?
Did he just trip and say I got lucky?
Okay!
I have a skill point.
Nice.
okay have a skill point nice cash on the ground it's fine it's alright how am I
supposed to get out here
Let me through, thank you.
Alright, easy.
I could have just formed like infinite XP there, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, it's music from the guy who composed the Ezio family theme.
Right. Yeah, I never, um, I never really played Assassin's Creed.
Yeah, I think it's a solid barrel. I scuffed a jank, I should say. It's solid.
Crash at the crib.
Well, I've played it as Assassin's Creed Valhalla, that's the only one, and I haven't finished
it.
ready for like 60 hours.
Hits men and darksiders as well.
Aw, sick. Okay.
Damn, it's going so well now.
Might as well pay all.
Surely.
I had a good chance to get him out of that mess at some place.
When are the main missions going to start paying a little bit, huh?
Yeah?
Nate's awake.
God damn.
That's good. Tell him I'll be alone.
How'd that other thing go?
Nothing I want to talk about on the phone.
I hear you. Come see Nate. We'll catch up after.
You got it.
Cool. Another story mission.
still they only pay 500 so I need a big mission which I don't have there's a
takedown over there I could do the main mission maybe I'll get something I don't
know if they refresh actually I'll do the main and we'll see he has risen it's
called. We got him our bears and subs out. That one in the coo. The iconic city pills.
Oh that's Nitro for the car.
All right
It's very clip for cah I mean it's just what the Halsey just saying Crimson Desert and they spam it over and over
Hey Carter yep. Yeah just about go say hi we'll talk after
I
Hey, man
He actually survived that gun you meet heads drive by or whatever
Hey, hey, Samson. Hell yeah, John tWitch. Absolutely. I'm tougher than I look
Like hell you are out the patient for the holes but patched up mostly
He's gonna need some time to recover. See that means keeping your ass still you may have all coming
Dark says he was here on the daily runs in this. Yeah, you have like a AP you have to choose wisely were to spend it
God I said you found the guys
You don't know the kind of the water works that'll be the morphine kicking in your friend needs some rest
We'll be back me what's the last time you slept
You've seen what it's like outside
I'm taking on the hospitals won't handle anything we can do. I don't know
I've been doing rounds in the neighborhood trying to help people out said Dunstan's the church of on Spring Street
They're operating a shelter out of that
My help out sometimes father O'Malley's parish. I know it
He's been busting my balls since I was 10, but he's a good man people around here trust him
He's doing good work that he is gotta go
They can't I've never played days gone
ladies
join these my pain I'm not buying any
they got real lucky that he did you take care of Zina that won't be a problem
anymore so he was really moving on Carter on us bragged about it even look
at this I found a big stash of white whisper and a bunch of something
rattles they kept captive whisper I swear the fucking joke is everywhere
Why the hell are they keeping people captive?
This is bigger than the fucking crew lane crew.
You think we got a new player making this?
I don't think that makes sense.
All right.
So what's the plan?
Speak to the other whisper dealers.
See if you can get us a name.
Start Nemesis.
Drugs around here always come pouring out of that shit hole.
And maybe we can stop the fucking streets from running red.
Mm.
Yeah, I heard days gone is very slow in the beginning,
But then, like the first eight hours or something.
Oh, okay, the drill gotcha.
if
the white whisper pushers, huh?
I'm a 53 and a half year from the three year anniversary, thank you.
Damn, Nick, there's three playthroughs of it.
You guys over here, no?
be these guys then. Revenge of the broken.
The harpooner scary motherfucker hooks us up in there. All right, not anymore. You're closed for business
Oh now we're fighting
Like that one of us walking away from this
No rules on his street shine his mile
Don't get up
Still trying to save his life. Yeah, and stop in the drug problem
I mean stop in the drug problem is like
Number one or something I don't know probably our sister
Spice in the ground.
Lucky!
That's his brother!
Oops!
Oh, I'm all right.
And his candy ass.
Candy ass?
Christ!
Loser!
Loser!
I like how his fist gets bloody, that's nice.
I saw him through the wall.
of masseter decent at least from five bucks you know so this jank cutor when
oh yeah Knights of the Old Republic I should play true
Easy.
Jayden part?
Oh yeah, played it way back then, yeah.
Jaden part. Oh, yeah, I played it like way back then. Yeah
Way back
Hey
You're looking for that whisper. No, I'm looking for your hookup nuts
Man, you don't want to mess with him actually I do give me location a number now. Yeah
You end up disappeared meaning meaning he's got eyes and ears everywhere, man
You best be careful poking around or you'll wind up on the wrong end of the rosary beads
He loves so much
Oh
What is happening?
It's going on
Do the combat rush last forever when you're in combat?
What the fuck is going on?
How's the last two dudes at?
Oh yeah, in the beginning I died a bunch.
But now it's easy peasy.
One of us walking over.
I'm not too far away. I killed the last guy.
Okay. Nice.
I should call Carter.
Hey, I'll Carter, I don't have a name yet, but I do have a lead.
Dealers are the hot cleaner.
Listen Carter, whoever this guy is, the dealers are fucking terrified of him.
The game stutters, no it does. It's like Unreal Engine.
Gimmicks!
I don't know if it did when I put it at 120.
Let me check.
The last stream I played the Jesus game I did.
back to hard mode I guess
oh I have another story chapter here chapter 9
500 plus a thousand because I have a there should be fine surely sort of
watching invincible few days ago yeah it's good it's good I've only seen
season 1 though. How many seasons are there for invincible? Are there spore? What?
I wonder if this game has a memory leak.
Pretty sure it does.
I feel like it does.
Tommy, the fuck are you doing here?
Oh, hey, Samson.
I just popped in for a drink.
Spur the moment.
Felt like old times.
Yeah, the hot boner.
Yeah, solid, yeah.
I remember when they never caught it, right?
Right, right.
I mean, that's a long time ago.
My frames are way lower now than before.
Feeling nostalgic, too?
No, no.
I'm following up on the whisper supply here.
At the hot boner.
Well, should say they get it from some guy who
Maybe I'll find the stash house. Carter thinks he's bullshit though.
He would.
Meaning?
Meaning Carter's not taking this shit seriously.
You think someone's really making moves?
I think Carter's expecting some other old-timeer in a suit to call a sit-down and hash it out like men.
And that's gonna get us killed.
What you saying?
Samson, you find that stash house? Call me. I'll make that shit disappear.
Well, Carter won't like that.
Yeah, well, half the things I do to keep this organization running Carter doesn't like.
Leave it to me brother.
Brother.
Oh, whoops. I missed the bartender. I missed the bartender.
Richie?
The one and only.
I'm looking for someone. Go the operates out of here.
You run with Carter's crew, right?
I do.
I know you're talking about
Holtz court over in the booth there sometimes with his fucking rosary beads and Bible
Hands out that whisper shit to the dealers that come through you know how many storm missions is not my niece man
She was on that shit
18
She didn't make it. I'm sorry. I figure if cardist people are asking about that bastard
It can't be too good for him at a name. No, but I can tell you might
Go to St. Dunstan's talk to the Padre. I know he goes there to do whatever Catholics like to do
Not a fan.
Presbyterian.
Alright. I'm gonna go check the church. Thanks, old stomach.
It's not a hundred plus hours, Jesus.
This is not a Kudim's own desert.
cyberpunk unpatched on an original Xbox one could have been one of my best dreams ever yeah but
then I have to buy an Xbox one if I think restarting the game is in order when I finish this day
really solid on PC or what
Hey, you.
Pupla got, like, 39, Gothic remake.
Yeah, it was in June, wasn't it?
They're good, Sammy McCray.
Father O'Malley.
Hey.
I don't suppose you come to rejoin our humble flocks, handsome.
Sorry, father. No dice. I'm actually here looking for a member of your flock June 5th, son, 5th
You know better than anyone. I don't allow the Carter's. I'm excited for that. It's gonna be great
I'm looking for father. He's bad news
Very bad news unless you're here for the service. I can't help you but father
I jump boys you the asshole in a corner guys. Hey
Not in the church show some respect. This is a house of the Lord
I think those are very fine, but this asshole's asking questions he shouldn't be, and he's got to learn a lesson.
But we're done with you. The Padre's next.
Sorry Padre.
Go to Walthamere.
Here we go.
on next
are they stuck outside?
Jellivix 34 jersey, thanks for the 26
Yeah, missions are getting pretty the same, yep. They are.
Your combat rush just refills every time you kill someone.
You just can't lose now.
Okay, more dudes down here. Is it gonna warn me that I'm too far away?
I'm gonna restart after this, uh, night or whatever.
I
What up, father? It's the same guy, Padre. They say he comes here to hit the box. I
Just like you know for wellness. I'm a craig. There's no guns in this. No, I'm not asking you to father
I just need a name. I
Need to stop this guy
This stuff he's pushing that white whisper
It's bad news. I cannot. It's not just that. He's killing people, snatching addicts off the streets.
Oh no. He's a sick man, father. Strangling folks with the rosary, killing people just for the fun of it.
He's not just wrong. It's evil, father. I fear I know who it is.
Cops are guns, yeah. I didn't believe you could feel it.
God forgive me. I cannot reveal his words, but for the sake of my flock, I will give you his name.
yes give me anything Falcoff Andre Falcoff you know what I could find it from
what I can tell he never stays in one place but he often spoke of Emerson
maybe it's me thank you for the main character sure my best to stop this man
yes before he can do more damage and Samson you should find any of these
poor children the ones who's been taken send them to me send as many as you
I think father's behind it all.
Father's behind it all.
Was that chapter 9?
There must be a main mission eventually that gives you like a ton of cash.
That's what I think.
Yeah, one chapter is just one mission there.
I don't think the game is long.
It depends on if you get stuck I guess, but I've been snowballing now.
Beginning was rough, but then now it's just snowball.
Though I'm gonna be, I'm gonna miss my debt now.
That's alright.
I'm gonna restart when I finish this night here.
I feel like when you do the last story mission it's gonna give you like 50k or something.
I'm in the right, it's 50 man, thank you.
Okay, how do we get up on this roof then?
Oh, it's a nightmare mode after this, of course.
Oh, okay.
Help.
Here, maybe?
Yeah, there we go
All the shit's gonna burn
Maybe you don't get any story mission if you don't like meet the code or whatever
I don't think so. It wasn't like that in the beginning. The only time I had to wait for
storm mission was when you had to wait for a phone call. They haven't said anything
like that now. Quick review. Name is Jank. That's quite fun. It's 25 bucks. Sink some
hours into it. Not sure how long it is. Probably not too long.
You also might want to lock your game to 60.
Not bad, not good.
Let's see now.
Yeah, it's alright.
Bad payments.
Eh, it's alright.
It's arriving? It's quite heavy. It takes a bit to get used to.
Yeah, see I have a story mission now anyways.
crucifix connection chapter 10.
Oh, 3,000 money for this takedown?
Maybe I'll get an extra...
new and evening night okay let's do this one oh yeah restart let's do this
pretty sure has a memory leak yeah the text was scuffed in the bottom right I
saw it happens when you do like tie certain time missions to
Bible game? Oh yeah. This game is very much like IMG's Christ, yeah.
I just got 30 more FPS, yay.
You can't stop playing Darwin's Paradox?
That's a fun few hours.
I think the stutters are gonna disappear now too.
I don't recall them happening in the beginning.
That's a sign there.
Yeah, maybe the loan sharks are stealing your frames.
Yeah, Darwin's game, Omega Nuke's my vaude, yeah.
Well, that's how I wrote the Vostok.
Yeah, tomorrow, I think.
Uh, what?
Wait, what is da- I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is, but I don't
I don't know what dawn break is.
What is- what is dawn break?
What is this?
Wait, what the hell is this?
What is this game? I've never heard of this.
Third-person shooter RPG?
Wait, this is out tomorrow, yeah. Like you said.
Hey, this could be cool. We could try this tomorrow. I'm down.
I'm down to try this tomorrow.
It is a Code Violet like it.
This slob whisperer.
Someone's gotta do it.
Someone's gotta do it.
I don't know if my main mission like bugged out or something, but
Yeah
Maybe speak to these.
Back up.
Enjoy gods enjoy dude road to both of us undercooked at the moment yeah it's early access I
Feel like
Okay, let me redo it I suppose
4 shrug, man.
Most dog demos like a full game, EA doesn't mean much.
Okay, well.
Martin are putting limits using duncans. Father Mellon want to talk first but he
cave. This guy Andre is the kind of he got a stash house somewhere. The father
mentioned Emerson. That checks. The neighborhood's been junk central.
Maybe I just gotta I just gotta find his house. I think I just gotta find
his drug house yeah it's in Emerson it was just confusing it didn't have like a
a mission barker
but it says Emerson so it's somewhere here
well I think I'm on the right track
Nice path here.
Oh yeah, there hasn't been any yellow paint in this game.
Every mission is out of marker, yeah.
But I think I must be on the right track.
I must be on the right track.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, don't know any vocal.
Fuck off.
Yeah, fucking enough for this.
Wait, he got stung by that?
Shit.
one of us walking away from here will be me
all right
I
Saw
Okay
This guy's knowing
And he's dead
I
There is a stash here somewhere
All this shit's gonna burn
You
Redinator, thanks 46 gotta let Carter know about this
All right easy
Thanks. Oh, this is one of the games ever, Moe, yeah. No doubt. Oh, is there a phone
Oh, yeah, there's a phone in here.
I can get more resolve. Thank you.
By there.
Call Tommy Riley.
me Riley huh wait who was Tommy
that was the guy in the bar man I don't remember what he wanted was he a sassy
I
Call Carter
Talk to me. I got good news and bad news Carter. Let me hear it
Bad first I found the buggy man, but I lost him got a name. Yeah, I want to meet an alter reporter Carter
I'm Dr. Volkov real piece of work. I'll call Carter
He's seen a lot in his day, but I could tell this guy freaks him out
Samson find the guy and when you do you take him out period he's a shit like that on my streets
I'm on it. So what about my good news? I found a supply. I mean all of it good
Destroy it already done to start talk soon wait if we destroy it all the supplies be within a
V-vom
I guess we just got to kill the bad guy 3,000 for this one that is not bad not bad at all
we don't really need it though we could do one of these this one's right next to
me though I might as well no mortar kite is jank this place it's 25 bucks you
know. But no, it's definitely getting a bit repetitive. Yeah, Mordecai, yeah, they're
We're not selling it for like 50 or 60 or 40 or whatever, it's 25.
Which I think is fair.
I am playing at 120 frames now, well, 100.
You could see because, well, let's test it, shall we?
There it is.
This game doesn't work well on the frames above 60.
Let's today now
seems to mean stark man well now we have no money and the day is over so go go
back home I guess damn the track of I wonder if this the track of this game
game is on, uh, mostly pie.
It's a banger.
Oh, it is? Hell yeah, thanks for checking.
Well, this is going to be an awkward call.
Yeah.
What's happening?
Not much.
Where's life?
Tommy's running point.
Well, Carter's out of town.
Oh, he is, Izzy.
Ah, Tommy Boyd.
The music is not AI, I know.
I bet he's enjoying that.
Highly, highly, highly doubt that.
So do you.
You remember that job on Maple Street a few years back?
The bookies?
That was my idea.
I highly doubt that.
Yeah it was yes but made it sound like yeah exactly and I saw I highly doubt it's AI.
Highly doubt it.
I'm gonna get some bugs after us yes we're hitting my one-toon blood money yeah an assassin's
It's a beggar track.
Oh street trial at 120 FPS.
I'm doing it.
I also did 40k Dark Hides music.
Yeah, they're guarding my car now, but I'm basically invincible unless I drown.
These punks are nothing.
Give me my car.
I do believe you need to pay some debt, yeah, because, oh, my engine is really scuffed for
this.
Look at that red car we'll do.
Like, I didn't get a story mission now, and that might be because I didn't have any-
I didn't pay any debt.
Surely I can do this, right?
Oh, this is bossy to do with a car with no nitro.
Wait, is it this?
Oh no, it's this race.
This is the race I barely made and I was with double Nitro.
But I was a worse driver then than I am now.
I'm not sure this car is gonna cut it
We might as well abandon home
That OST is sick dude, it's so good.
134, if I could finish the first lap before 134, that'd be sick.
But without Nitro, I don't see it happening.
Wait, it might actually happen.
I'm on good pace.
I'm on good pace right here.
I had no incidents.
I think I'll get Sub-134 on this lab.
Sub-130 even.
Nah.
Maybe.
Okay, I have a few second leeway right here.
Please no random car memes.
As long as I don't get stuck anywhere, we're good.
I might actually win without Nitro.
Just keep it slow and steady, or medium and steady.
Memes!
No!
that was good, that was really good.
That was good too.
Okay, no random cars.
I'm not going to make it.
I can already see it.
I might make it.
I might make it.
I think I'll make it.
I think I'll make it.
I should.
AHHHHHHHHH!
YES!
OHH!
Ah, the Red Bull Gamer.
True.
Gotta get my fridge.
Okay, that was fine.
Oh, there's another street trial.
I can't do it.
I can't afford it.
There's a take down here.
tend to be pretty easy but I can't do it with my car though my car is ass I need
another one let me just get a little bit repetitive yeah I mean I've already
done that race before does the hardest race I've encountered any car here that
That is not a big bulky car.
Actually big bulky car is good.
How many ripples that I left tons are so many dude.
They sent the shitload.
What does he run like that?
gotta go to the bathroom man i guess
I'm gonna sink to I've left only like two tablets I gotta go buy more
more.
Bolivar makes the one year, lazy necks makes the 59, a red and a red makes 46.
Is it getting better than mine? Oh, tons, like way, way, way better.
Oh, I only got to take down this little guy? That's free.
I have a tank compared to him.
don't you just de-spawn that car where are you going man don't make it more
complicated than it needs to be oh he definitely is oh my god what the hell's
What's going on?
Now let him count dude, let him count.
Dude, this guy drives insane.
MOVE!
Still got it.
Still got it.
Nice.
Might get the next story mission now.
We can pay our debt.
It's a game good, I mean for 25 bucks it's solid.
I finished that race at 267.93, by the way, four frames left.
That's tight.
That's so tight.
the gaming riddle athlete can pull it off without nitro man I'm coming for you
You better stop them.
These people are really fucking fed up.
If the money doesn't come in, I'm finished.
Hey, I got it! I got it!
I have it. I have the money
It's fine. I got it. I got it. You're safe. Don't worry about it
I need to fix my car though
Grimskull's got a mess there here today!
I'm gonna turn it off!
You want some too?
You asshole!
Now who sent you?
Ah, go fuck yourself!
Now tell me who sent you.
Now!
Who I snap you into.
Ah, fuck!
Bones!
Bones sent me!
The fuck kinda name is Bones?
It's not like his fucking legal name, he's the president of Grimskulls!
Grimskulls?
Fucking Christ.
Where is he?
He should be chilling near the old basketball court.
Alright.
Please!
Let me go!
Wow. Okay. Well, we did get a story mission. Chapter 11, skulls and crossbones.
But my car is ultra scuffed though.
How much money for this one 500 no 750 now ooh they're upping it
Oh, Kenny's left.
Oh, looky here.
Samson McCrae saves us the trouble of coming to find you.
Looky here, a bunch of clowns in matching jackets.
Which one of you is bones?
They don't have matching jackets.
Well, maybe they do.
Hey, you! Come here, you pirate-looking motherfucker!
I'm gonna ask you again. Which one of these bones?
Don't just stand there! Kill this asshole! You're done!
I got you, guy!
Some cash, we need that.
Cash. Give me more cash, please.
What's happening?
What's happening?
People are just falling left and right.
Damn, combat rush 2 is so strong.
Okay.
It's my combat rush, man! Come here!
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
There's two more dudes left.
That was fast.
Two more dudes left somewhere.
Boy, oh my.
A group of dogs.
There we are, what up?
Cache?
147 cache made from this, alright.
there should be one more dude somewhere there I saw him
alright where's the leader huh track down bones
I'll put you in the grave myself we're already at the graveyard you bone you're
The captain of the shit show you fucked up McCrae. You know who you're messing with as I said some clowns in matching jackets
Why'd you people come for me? Fuck you? Why'd you come after me? I said fuck you?
Okay, maybe I stopped breaking something or I call your mommy. It was a contract job
Okay, it was a scary motherfucker told you had a Bible with him you believe that shit
It is a story man. He gave me her address a lot of people want you dead McCrae
Yeah, tell me something. I don't know sure I don't got a name. I just met him at slaughterhouse point good good
I
Don't ever want to see you again boss understand
Easy
must be a big mission for at least 2k now that'd be sweet even more
oh there isn't
ah cock-a-ch I guess you don't mess with a double tap it's a little takedown
should be easy make some dinero
That's fine, Hydra.
I'm a jank, here and there, you know?
But it's 25 bucks.
Yeah, it gets a bit repetitive, for sure.
Yeah, it's 25 bucks, let's get this done, L game mode.
I won't be able to pay my whole debt. I guess I could find a money thing.
AHHHHHH!
When he starts snowballing again so I can fix my car.
No Casio.
my own car
my car
So cool
We're gonna need a backup
Okay, not if I keep doing this what okay sure
No, not on the bridge.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice nice nice nice nice
It's all good how about the car it's fine. It's okay
Yeah, I will have a working vehicle. Don't worry. Don't worry about it. I
Have a working vehicle right here
Come on get in there we go nice
The other guy okay, they're just stuck there
Surely they will catch up or something.
I don't want to like fail the mission because this guy gets too far away.
Excuse me.
A little bit there, I got a Jew, oh, they're coming, good, perfect.
I
Know I
I miss my own car.
I need like a mission that pays like 3k.
It's so easy then.
Nice.
great nice okay one more guy and he has no health left we're good now we're fine
we're fine no laps no laps
dead what these guys invincible
There we go, he's amazing.
Alright I can pay my debt, maybe get the next chapter.
I cannot pay my debt, not fully right, I'm missing, well if I find one bag they're 500,
The laser takes the 40!
I mean, it's probably fine anyways though.
Let's let our cars explode IRL.
If it's Michael Bay, they do.
Whoops!
I wonder if this car is there.
Probably not.
It's mission based.
Alright, let's see.
Any thugs that I can rob here?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. I guess it just saved after the mission. Well that was the only crash thus far.
Lots of people I've had the same crash you seen.
No, it's saved right after the mission.
Police banned me and a half hours and no crash as a PV.
I
What dark ends it's a conspiracy
Can I find a little stash you all have any yeah stash
now my turn I know this okay do not die whatever you do do not die I lose all my money
money. You had enough? Okay, give me your money. That should be 500. Yep. All right,
We're good, nice.
Back we go.
Still can't fix our car, but you know.
Some internet connection thing, Garkonia, we're...
I do need money for car repairs,
but I'll get that when I get a mission that's worth like 3K.
would you really want your games to look like real life I mean just go outside
I mean, just open your eyes.
Yeah, it's a story mission here.
Chapter 12.
750. Oh, there's a 2,000 here.
You can do it, yeah.
Okay, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Okay, you...
Create it, like 61, dude.
Well, my car is still mega-ass, so...
Guess I'll take this one.
Is this a Swedish simulator?
Um, no, shake it.
Those Swedish devs, I guess.
Wait, when the devs were eating pizza earlier, they definitely could have been eating banana
pizza since they're Swedish.
the
truth
search oyster code for book all right
got a search oyster code odds over there
Oh, not good.
You should be.
Damn it.
Hey guys, do you know where Volkov is?
I know you guys have bull cob here somewhere.
While holding more than 3000 bucks to gain more adrenaline.
I have no piping plans later on now.
Okay, I'm guessing you can enter this, maybe?
Oh, come on.
We're hiding coward.
Yeah, I should have better watch out.
Yeah, I should have. Better watch out.
Uh-huh.
think you have a whisper hint huge huge
everybody okay you gotta get out of here you know st. Dunstan's get over there
Father Romali in the carrier
Thank you. Thank you. She doesn't have a nose
Oh no, she does
That's
You I drink will cough the sick fuck behind this operation. Yes, I'll be able to repair my car now
That kind of language, the Lord is watching you,
heritage.
I'll speak however the fuck I want.
And don't worry, your Jesus beads strangling pulp freak.
You'll see the fucking Lord very soon.
Enough of this sacrilege.
Send him to me.
Thank god no one has gums here, the bad guys.
Don't get up.
Don't make a stop.
Don't touch me.
We have larre!
Mamamamamam!
Where you going, Voltob?
I got damage boost ready.
It's time for a road rage.
Garves sucks.
Molds, VIP that man.
And thank you, Goober for the 15.
I'm spaghetti-ing. Oh my god, this spaghetti is all over.
Turning this thing is hard.
It's so heavy. It's so heavy!
Twenty-one.
If you get it.
Great.
This is a one-to-one.
Copy that.
The eight.
Don't get your ass ran over now bullcrap, alright?
Get answers!
Stop!
What is it you're sake of me?
Oh, you're fucked now, Volkov.
Please, do God's salve on me.
Your God ain't listening.
Like, my God has always repented.
I cleanse these streets.
It is the Lord's work.
With drugs?
Lord's work?
Spreading poison?
Kidnapping?
Killing people?
Yes.
Yes.
The positive pacify.
The strangling to terrify.
The kidnap sent to the lady of the mansion.
in the keyhole to be cleansed.
To be cleansed?
The fuck are you talking about?
Rinsed of sin.
She and her rich friends, they're righteous.
I feel like I'm gonna get ran over by a cop or something.
To be clean.
Work.
Now you know where she is.
My lord, not you, will decide my fate.
No.
Your lord can't save you now.
Oh
Okay, do I have that mission now
Wait chapter 13 starts right in front of me right after this
But if I do it, I won't be able to afford
Actually, I'll be pretty close cuz I have a I
Am I blind I pity I bear I have this
Let's do evil
And then we can do that. I mean we won't have enough but pretty close
Go to the keyhole and find the mansion
Keyhole, okay
Well, I think this is the mansion in front of me great
Maybe.
Hmm.
Could it be in here, huh?
Nah.
Oh, if his sister is the main villain.
Yeah.
be kind of cool yeah I'm paying my debt daily pretty much oh that's the mansion
obviously
boy oh I
you've been inside oh missed out man those is a she might
Fresh, fresh, ripe for the bigging.
Oh, it was glorious.
Well, so it's up there?
Right up there, Angel.
Members only.
Got a meeting, the lady of the mansion.
I doubt it.
You know what?
Let's do this the easy way.
The sense.
The lady of the mansion, huh? Who is it?
My fists deal more damage than the weapons.
I
Oh
Hey lady we're yet. Oh what?
Please don't hurt me.
I won't.
Please, please!
I won't.
Slip out of here.
Go find Father O'Malley at St. Dunstan's.
He'll take care of you.
They're just casually walking out.
Seeker wall?
Whoa, kinky.
Wow, okay.
Look at those weapons.
Gambi and her special guests are otherwise occupied. Let me pass or I go through you then they'll have your liver for dessert
They are giving me this
Holy shit average
Oh
Hey lady, we're yeah
You okay, oh they stolen their kidneys or whatever church and talk to father O'Malley. I'll give you a place to leave all okay
What are you doing? You degenerate fucks!
Samson? Bravo! Nice of you to join us. Is he kill? This is...
Dessert?
No, no, no. Keep it in your pants. Samson is far more important than that.
How do you know my name?
Relax. I'm making my business to know what goes on in Southland.
And that includes you and your quaint little cop straight up.
Care to join us?
Oh, he really is scrumptious.
Scrumptious?
What the hell are you sick fucks doing?
Listen to her, Nicola.
Sick fucks.
Such great, such power.
Delightful.
Oh, undeniably.
And if he's here, that means he's smarter than his boss.
Let me join. I want to join the cult.
Uh oh.
What is wrong with you people?
You people?
Come now, Samson.
A bit hypocritical given your treatment of poor Ezekiel,
don't you think?
Who are you?
And how the fuck do you know my name?
Nicola Gamby.
I'm the one who's been tidying up Southend
while you've been otherwise detained.
The hell are you talking about?
The place is fucked.
Stronghold whispers on the detective way.
I should be scared considering the weapon I'm wielding.
Fuck you. It's time to start again. The property sector has always been great at that
Real estate clearing out our neighborhood to build condos at some shit damn, right
Could be a part of it
Call this an early bird investment opportunity shut your mouth Carter's finished
I
What if I actually get a choice here
You can't stop this
Carter's cruise already running from inside you don't know shit about us. I know you're dead already
ironic you shouldn't have come here
You can't tell where it's nest.
Nothing, no.
Attacks.
The game's tight.
Shit!
Alright, I've felt that.
I'll do it.
Next!
You're truly unstoppable with combat rush.
They just can't do anything.
Oh my god.
They never mind
Wait, these enemies are kind of leafy
I find him
No, I don't want to die to gravity.
No, I'm supposed to go here.
Gravity's brutal in this game.
Gunless GTA?
Caller Carter.
The phone right there.
I almost expected our sister to be the lady there.
The twist.
Fesh!
I'm already finished jumping many times.
Even on dance pad.
Yeah.
you think we're going to hope six the things we've done I know we're not good
people I know that I sleep just fine sure we're no angels but we're getting
whisper off the streets taking the neighborhood back it's bigger than
whisper it's way bigger I I took out Volkov he was just a typical the
iceberg and he gave me the name of this mansion there was a sick oh yeah
Dude, Joan King question is gonna be sick I think.
Is it in May it comes out?
Like full release?
were. It has gotta be her who ate the double-tent. Jesus. She knows who we are because it's our sister
era behind it all.
I have an idea. You won't be hearing from her. I don't know what that is gonna cut it. She
told me taking her out would be kicking a hornet's nest. Something about the way she
said it. I believe that. What do you mean? Think about it. Leaving EMA 2026? Oh, shit!
You flood the streets with whispering and you feed the junkies into the meat grinder.
It's a license to print money.
Whoever she was working with isn't gonna give that up.
You're right. It's a fucking perfect circular economy.
You sure about this?
No. It makes sense.
Our little whisper cleaner will be real bad for a business like that.
Getting this out of the picture is...
Is this more move?
Sure.
But if this shit is as big as you say, how did I miss it?
Big money shoots a lot of traps.
Uh-huh.
Well, let me see if I can loosen some lips.
Give me a couple of days to shake the trace.
What about me?
Sit tight.
Keep burning.
Keep your head down.
I'll be in touch.
Oh, mine was cool, yeah.
It was.
Thank you, pillowpuller.
Thank you.
Alright, we'll be able to pay off our debt here. Easy peasy.
How'd the guy on YouTube in the full walkthrough video finish the game for an half hours?
I mean, probably just... just don't die.
I think it's when you get setbacks, you lose your money.
Hey, back off!
Oh, maybe then you can see how many chapters for a canvas.
I don't know if I should degen a bit or not to finish the game, because I don't think
I think I need to pay off all the debt to do it.
We're definitely not a good guy in this one.
Definitely not.
Must be up here, huh?
I see it. Nice.
Fuck this poison.
Yeah, it's solid for 24 bucks, Presco. It is.
So, Comarca, surely Silk's on after this game? No.
Tomorrow, a new, uh, Gyut-like is out, the chat told me about.
All right, we did get a bonus AP. We can't do too much with it,
but we can definitely pay off our debt and...
Can I steal a police car?
Damn, these are fast as hell, dude.
I need to make some extra dough to repair my car, but I'll only pay, I'll have 500 bucks
just left
not so good sis
you know I hit a place in Keywood
Jimbovix 3, man, this is...
these rich fox were doing things to people
I mean, herverted things
torturing them
just for cakes. I can't win them.
Holy fuck. You know you think you've seen it all. I don't even know what to say here
but...
We can see what's cool, yeah. That's the priority.
I know, I know. Just...
She keeps saying focus on the work.
Shake it off, Sam.
Which I mean makes sense if she's threatened, but...
Can you hear me? The McRae's aren't done yet.
Mewville makes 64. I feel like this like debt we're paying is just...
One day closer to clean this day going right to her
We're like funding the bad stuff happening in this city by paying this
Because she's behind it all the day
Okay, we got a way out this is fine though
this is fine so easy little takedown we'll get enough money to repair our car
now and my brother's keeper is the last mission it looks like it's closely
after what you just did okay yeah I could probably finish the game then we'll
go a bit later but it's worth it I want to see how it wraps up
Look at the guy paid off all the debt on day 26.
I'm on day 19.
Oh yeah, what if you need to have all the debt pay off though to unlock the event?
It's definitely gonna take longer.
But how do you pay off all the debt?
Oh, I need 3.4k now for debt.
Yeah, true.
True.
No, how did he manage to pay it off that fast? There's no way
Not enough man. There is zero chance. He did in that amount of time. There is I think there's some story mission
That's gonna give you a shitload of money
Could be wrong though. We'll see
Well, that's not a good start at all
you're not going anywhere buddy.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh vellum holer thank you dude very generous thank you the saley generous do welcome to
Nice, now we got that. 3.4k due today. Crazy. But it should be, it should be quite easy to
achieve it. Well I have 2k now. 2k, yeah, yeah, I mean easy. We could hit 4k. This one
1650 but I'll make more if I just do some of these beatdowns or whatever
Oh, he's edited it, Calus.
edited. But still though, we know the name of the final and apparently it's not long
after what I just did. I don't have a mission right now though. I gotta probably pay off
is that that that why is there a bee in debt
Let's get this done, you fuckups.
Should be easy peasy.
Swedish is not just random letters. That's crazy. That's Finnish.
Any uh whisper drops here that's for you
Swedish and finish the basically the same thing they're not even close not even
Oh nice more money for foot jobs
That means we'll make more here oh man too bad I don't I actually have a three so I could do this
contract yeah that that's two and a half K right there we got to do that
Ah, chat please.
Give me the cop car, it's awesome.
I was gonna give play hitman a sub.
Um, no.
So Hitman Freelancer is like, that's such an awesome mode they added to the game.
It's so good.
That's a sign there.
Um, we're trying to figure out, meek out, like, how close I am to the end.
game is not that long. We just gotta see what the next mission is called. Why don't
you uh walk the dog
let's close some minutes
step back close first
wait convince charlie wait did i find him
oh okay
I'm too far away. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Yeah, but I got to get down there.
Okay, how am I supposed to get down there if I'm maybe better this way?
I'll just run down here. We don't want to mess up the mission.
I have not eaten, no.
Let's go!
Only fruit, huh?
Wrap this in a spoon!
Whoa!
Get to the mess!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Just go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Take this fucking skull away!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
I just gotta get away now apparently, alright.
Oh, I'm quite a wildcowder, I never measured it though, but I have a pretty good cord.
Well that was very easy.
Five and a half K held!
We can fix our car now!
So easy!
Isn't the world record for plank like nine hours or more?
Nine hours, yeah.
It's so bizarre to see the video.
They're literally planking and then like throwing up mid plank because the pain is
so bad and then just keep going for another two hours. It's bizarre, man.
Okay, we don't pay all, we pay due.
Could be worse, some people play League of Legends.
right another day we're almost at below 50k
still no story mission here it might be that you need to get under 50k for the
finale or something no sorry for girl like for 25 bucks
I
Wouldn't if I want to see if I can get to the ending. I'm guy man
Nice now we got p-car
Just a simple take down there where this car should be easy as hell
There is no guns in this game.
just get like it's called dawn break
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you say absolutely solid?
Who says that?
Damn, this guy's quick, huh?
Don't reverse into me, idiota.
why is this guy so fast compared to the others
He took no damage!
Oh, yeah, go on the bridge
of
its cute how they don't want to drive past
That feels good easy that's a lot of 25 bucks since it's a bit jank
Okay, all good we're fine
I feel like we've got to get under 50k
Oh, I leveled up.
Okay, I did nothing for level 7 or is it this?
Okay, level 7 gives you nothing.
1650 for this one.
Yeah, that'll be really good.
of
I
the
I just came back from Costa Rica, took pictures of monkeys with huge balls, fair, fair.
to collect
John wick
keep him coming
or not
of
of
of
of
of
of
Did we got some Kesh?
One more dude?
Are you hiding behind here?
I heard a voice here.
What's up?
Thank you.
Oh yeah baby there it is.
I'm sure to be quick and easy to do.
I don't think we need to though.
We're going to our house.
I can fix the cards and no biggie.
It's not even that bad, it's actually fine, nice.
Let's see if we get a main here.
If not, I guess you've gotta clear the debt.
We just got a phone call, so the next story mission is up.
He said he would contact us.
Let's see.
Let's see here.
I'm coming!
Yo.
I'm back. Got something we can use.
Meet me at the double tab. Pronto.
I'm on my way.
Uh, no, there is one.
Oh, this doesn't show up on the actual map, though.
Let's see what this is
this. Yep. Shit. Oh, not good. Yo, chop, chop, bitch. You're late. Give me a break.
You all right, Samson? You don't look so good. This candy shit's hanging over me. If something's
coming at us I want to know in that case I got good news I've been digging
managed to find someone who can get us into the Cumberland Club and why the
fuck would we want to go to the Cumberland Club what you ain't got
the table manners just worried they'll smell you coming shut it
Gamby had a safety deposit box and vaults there oh yeah what's in the box
everything apparently classic Gamby was a woman of the future I'll give it
at had all the files programmed onto a computer those things I never
catch on agreed but thank god she did
Gabby at everything she was into on a
floppy disk in the lockbox names accounts
that she's the works bingo and our guy
can get us into the vaults simple as
that he just needs us to pick something
else up while we're there of course he
does time you already iced game bro
it's done so you didn't hear okay so
you're right who says oh this is where
the guy was right before the final
mission okay been on to us for a while
We leave no stone unturned. I'll do it. I got an OT some rocks ain't worth looking under Samson
We just hang on a minute
What did you guy need? It's a diamond. No, oh
I wonder how much payment we're gonna get from this no diamond heists
I promised this isn't a diamond heist. We're there for the floppy
What difference does a little extra pebble make? What are we talking about?
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
You see.
I get that. You owe me. I'm calling it in. Do it. You can't get blindsided again. I can't.
God damn it. Another boy. Job's simple. Here's the key to the vaults. Get in. Pinch the disc in
the diamond. Get out. Then deliver the stones to my guy at the construction set on Springfield.
Don't worry this game, you gotta save your sister by paying off the debt.
No, that we ever have.
Stop the drugs on the street.
Yeah. Plenty. Stay on your toes. The alarm system is wired directly to the PD2
So watch your step. You got the Samson
What a bunch of silver spoons got on you, right? Sure
He's a cake. He's a cake
There it is
It pays a thousand not super much
Wait, this is am I am I my brother's keeper I
Was the
Final one wasn't it? We'll see I guess
I think that diamond's gonna be worth a lot.
I wonder if you get a choice.
It's bad ending if you take the diamond and pay off the debt with a diamond, or it's
good ending if you just pay off the debt doing jobs.
I'm yawing king of shit out of that diamond, of course.
Games decent for 25 bucks expect some jank though.
Probably Cal is the reason the video you watched was edited was because he wanted to clear
the depth before the main maybe
oh it's night time okay that's fair yeah we could do some some easy ones here
you can kill people in free room yeah you can
I mean the missions get repetitive so you'd have like a little break or whatever.
guy's gonna ruin himself for this bad tire. How the hell am I gonna ruin this guy to be
of these trucks right there's no guns now
Oh, if I could get some damage boost, that'd be tiring.
No!
Oh, my own car!
I'm only damaging myself, guys.
Shit, these guys are no joke.
Okay, damages himself.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay, they're scuffed now, ow.
I'm not sure my cartilage did anything.
I'm guessing they did.
That's your red nail.
Drive man, come on.
Okay.
Nice.
Woohoo!
The game is doing the far side, a bit repetitive, but I think we're close to the end.
A bit repetitive but I think we're close to the end.
Want to deejay a bit and see if I can wrap it up.
Oh shit, very nice
Okay, the two big boys are done the rest is free
Oh, I have a road range.
I don't need it for these guys, though.
I know you're going to turn here, come on.
I'm helping you out.
Got a random wheel.
Come on, man, you can drive.
Nice.
Easy.
The occultist? I mean, we'll see how the reviews are gonna be for occultists.
It looks kinda interesting.
My own car health is whack. We gotta fix that. We got the money for it, though.
next mission should be one yeah we can do it quick a quick beat down right here
that should be really fast
that's not the garage
Sorry, musta slid.
Go to the meth movers.
Let's do this.
Boom!
Dammit.
Wait, can I just cheat through here?
I
Why
Me angry
What the fuck?
Damn you, fuck that.
Oh, shit.
I've seen how to come.
Wait, what is happening?
I'll make it quick for you.
Yeah, you threw a fish, yeah?
I'm not even taking any damage.
that quick and easy. Alright, we can start the mission now.
am I my brother's keeper that's the supposed finale unless it's a one-guy
Game is a bit janky, yeah, I mean it's 25 bucks.
This game's melee system or Kalista protocol?
Oh, this.
Get into the Cumberland Club.
No car needed, I guess.
Zoom!
You lost, friend?
Nope.
Right now
Hey, you you're not allowed in here
I
Classic death stare
No, you do we have lot
I've killed them too fast for them to spawn.
There's one more dude hiding somewhere you in here
That's how you throw stop stop right there not a chance pal
you're in over here shut up. Oh here we go. Call my rush again. Call my rush again.
Can I both be hope is need well man
John Wick John dead
Sesame diamond and this
Oh, this way, maybe.
This looks correct.
Well, you can't get through here.
Wait, what?
Are you kidding me?
No!
Oh, wait.
you G to barge there we go all you can
run and tackle okay
I'm out I'm not out I'm out oh shoot they
got guns they have the tons not any
anymore I guess. Oh they got shoppers too. I won't help them though. Come on don't get
busted. Get in get in go go go go go. Nitro. Not no nitro needed here. Yeah hay through
is baton
i mean to get under the bridge that's how you lose the uh chopper there we go better
Oh
Po Po fuck
Okay, no more poop. Oh my god. He's so fast behind me. They're not fast enough. No
What?
No no no no no no no no, don't panic, whatever you do do not panic.
Oh, this is a brutal chase, you gotta get rid of.
Yeah, police have gone, yeah.
Why is there a random dude just standing on the street?
Oh my god, Yoshi. Jesus Christ. Come on, come on, give it to me. Come on. Job is done.
and it's just that it gets in the construction yard
he just barked once and then he went back to sleep
meet the contacts
There's like final mission area construction site
Yo, you the contact I tried to tell you bro who is that some rocks ain't worth looking under
Call your source had to be done, but look on the bright side brother
We can split that wait what the fuck Tommy Tommy. I can't have Carter see what's on that disc this why not
It's just dirt on people Gambi work with.
Wait.
Tommy, no.
Gambi was right. The hood's finished.
Carter can't see it. Fuck him.
And the double tap? Nate?
Nate'll be fine.
We both know that Carter was always gonna have to be pushed.
Jesus Christ, what have you done?
The smart thing. I knew you couldn't.
Because I'm not a sellout.
Everyone's a sellout for the right price.
It's not too late, brother.
With that diamond, we could pay off Oona's debt,
run this city as a family.
You're a traitor, Tommy.
Have it your way just know this is all on you get up make sure he's dead
I
Told me
What the fuck
Trying to
Backwards long jump, yeah.
God, combat rush is too good, man.
talk about the train motherfucker you left me you wonder if there's two endings
as you could call Tommy one of them just had to go to st. Louis calls instead of
Carter because it didn't work out while you were gone who looked after Carter
me who kept track of his rackets me who put up with his small fry dime store
hood bullshit for more than two fucking years me so I'm damn sure gonna
be one who gets paid now to his time so I love you Tommy there's no
There's no reason there has to change, Samson.
Like Father O'Malley always said,
you're not your brother's keeper.
No.
I am not.
Just do not tell Samson.
Fuck you, Tommy.
I swear, it was always an end for both of us.
Finish Tommy.
Farewell, brother.
I'm sorry.
For the record, I'm glad it was you.
Nothing ever really changes.
The only thing for people like me is to keep going, keep grinding, keep doing the work.
In Timberston, you can either curl up and die like a dog in the street, or you can fight the fuck back.
So I guess we got the diamond that we sell it.
I mean there might be something after credits.
I mean, we got the diamond, which should be the death, I guess.
Boy, it says none, no forward.
Oh, you can even reverse.
Swedish banger baby. School one!
Yeah, yes, but she did the music. Yeah, I think you say she, or is it she? I'm not
sure. But this game had a bang in soundtrack. Apparently it sounds Spotify.
I gotta check. This is a banger soundtrack. He's really good.
I wonder what our sister is gonna say now.
No f- oh, there we go, yeah.
I'm still standin'
getting you out of there as soon as I can.
There's another call again now.
It's probably a finish off the debt I would imagine.
So what am I supposed to do for bread? I've always got work for you. Well family you prove that I'm gonna see you right
And I know Tommy was like a brother to you. I don't want to talk about it sure
But I won't forget it just wish I could sometimes it's the ones you trust the most
Word of advice
Don't sit around moping over this stuff. It'll eat you up get out and do what you do in the disc
Leave the disc to me
It's all under control unless you have to worry about right now the better
You know me Carter. I'm a warrior relax
Ever heard of the problem with the Chinese farmer the hell you talking about old man on the frontier look it up
Everything's gonna be fine. Samson. We're moving up in the world
Trust me
Yeah, there is no
Main
No, main you you probably have to like I mean that was the final mission
mission. You can finish a debt before this too. And it's still a final mission, so.
Poggy woggy. Um, I think it's still the same Zyaru. But there is a choice you can do early
on with Tommy though maybe you choose path there I'm not sure
check achievements yeah I could check achievements yeah I could do this
Yeah, there's global achievements.
Reach max tactics, max aggression, max cone max, max all attributes.
Have at least 100k in your pocket, damn.
Yeah, clear your debt is an achievement.
your debt and complete all chapters so that's what it is yeah call your vehicle
100 times lose wanted state 50 times final million weapons final poise yeah
smash all sandwich boards yeah I think it turns into the same anyways yeah that
should be it I believe I mean yeah you probably get a phone call when you do the
debt like oh I'm free I gotta go walk the doubt oh the game crashed this game is
out tomorrow chat told me about it I mean I don't know does it look sloppity
slobbery or
um
Yeah
It, um, yeah, yeah, Spark in the dark looks really cool.
That's also early access after watching a trailer of that. I'm not so sure
But this game looks sick though also has good reviews
There's a bit of horror apparently a little bit
No, you mean Xenoma, general, this is not it.
I don't know, this game could be cool, it could be.
Yeah, the occultist is also out, mostly positive with 12 reviews, alright.
This is a new little uh... I guess it's like Cthulhu-like horror.
Yeah, I rode to Vostok. I want to play, man. I do.
I do.
I don't know if this occultist game is worth it. Is it? Maybe? Yeah? Could be.
Hobbes playing it? The occultist? Oh, yes, Korpa probably.
in things things no one should ever face never wings never you never really
leave God's dome I want to see some like game play power okay I mean it
looks kind of solid
Bulk was playing this today also what's playing it
Are you at the court of Penel
Yeah, people seem to like it yeah
Yeah they seem to pretty much like it, yeah.
What does the negative review say?
Okay, I guess they're in another language.
Yeah, I'm sure I would not unless...
But what about the slope man?
What about the slope?
This is Alice.
Oh that game's not out.
Oh yeah, that looks good though.
Kosmar.
Chat, we gotta stop browsing man.
Man, I was gonna play that gyat like,
but now after I saw it I'm like,
maybe not, maybe I'll do
Vostok tomorrow.
Try that game.
I really want to try that one
This game looks really cool though definitely gonna wish list this oh
I like this
It's an action road like
Don't want to see too much is some gameplay
Okay, it could be cool check out dig or die
This game that's an old one do you mean a new one it was another one the spoke there you mean maybe
You're probably wondering how a tower defense
That's kind of cool. Okay. Is this full release? It is. Your dog Frodo is being
abducted. No. Dig by day and fight by night. Hey, this actually sounds pretty
cool. Mining and tower defense. Hold back the horde, scavenge the wasteland, and
repair your receiver to capture the president's vital message.
Yeah, it's good reviews, man. There's not two days ago.
Has anyone tried it?
No, this is single player, I'm pretty sure.
Actually, it seems kind of cool this one.
Huh.
Yo, sick.
I mean, you gotta survive like Darkwood.
You gotta survive the night times and scavenge during daytime.
How much alcohol do I consume in a month?
Sometimes I'll go like two, three months without having anything, but at most it's like three
glasses of wine at this point.
there's like an event which is two times a year so it's not a lot I'm I'm I'm
getting old and boring I guess
I don't find much joy in drinking nowadays, it's not like when I was in my 20s man, then
it was the shit.
But now it's like I don't get the same feeling or kick out of it or whatever.
I just get tired and I want to go to bed.
That's uh pretty much it.
Drinking is fun with friends. Well yeah that's I don't drink alone or anything.
yep yep yep I haven't fully decided what to do tomorrow this this dig or die
game seemed kind of cool thank you a like thank you I have not xyph I have
not actually not that I can remember yeah I heard so except I heard I heard it's
Is it good with milk? Oh yeah, you told me this. Yeah, I'll try it. I'll try it, man. I'll try it.
Yeah, back in the day, dude, like fucking DreamHack parties and shit, that was the best.
But now it's like, yeah, it's fun to meet everybody, but the goal isn't to get like, wasted and have a bunch of drinks and whatnot.
Back in the day, it was like, yeah, let's get shit-faced. Yay.
Nah.
I just it's just not the same anymore. It's not the same
It's not the same feeling. I
Don't know something that happens after 30. I guess
Yeah, Kavis
We both might have been I don't know
Yeah, alcohol got boring exactly that that's how I feel
It got a bit boring. Like unless it's in like the exact like a really good setting, you know
A very good setting
Otherwise, I kind of just want to go to bed and be up at a decent time instead of being out late and drinking
No, I don't drink sodas either. I don't why I don't think I drink is Red Bull
TM
We never bar hop like we were supposed to yeah no we can do it when you visit
Zeith we could do it bar hopping is fun man bar hopping is fun man true true
I was the next they hangover they're ruins it for you yeah that also and it's
like oh fuck feeling like shit could have gone for a run or something instead
yeah it's it just doesn't feel worth it at all it doesn't know I do drink
But I have one right here. I drank one this stream
I'm on mental health as benefited from mems cleaning. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it does alcohol is fucking horrible for your mental health
Nothing I had like horrible mental health when I was drinking but no, yeah for sure
Like anxious ang anxious anxious in shit, you know
can happen can happen with hangovers and shit like that
and shush shush shush yeah moving maybe yeah Samson was alright I mean 25
bucks was cool fun to do a playthrough on stream man but we move on to other
of things tomorrow chat haven't fully decided what yet I don't think I'm doing
that guap like I didn't really like that trailer
yeah I finished Samsung yeah I did I did
inscription oh yeah I did buy inscription in strut anyways I gotta go
walk the dog oh he left he's pissed ship I'll see you all tomorrow though for
usual chat appreciate you all thanks to chill everybody one month left until
wings for life sign up if you haven't the whole fee goes to charity's 25 bucks
sign up right I believe so I believe so yeah yeah I'm stopping I'm right in my
outro
okay
Yeah anyways, Link is right here, we have a team community for it, and every signup just goes straight to charity.
It's a running event but you don't even have to run, there's people walking with their dogs or whatever during it.
And it's all at the same time across the world which is cool.
So I want to see how much our team can do, man, how many kilometers surely we could do.
I'm not gonna say any. I'll see you tomorrow, chat, peace out, appreciate it all, bye-bye.
I love you guys.