Elajjaz
REPLACED Release - new insane action platformer pixel graphics action cyberpunk game
04-15-2026 · 8h 24m
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Yo!
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
I'm in the game holy whoever kills me gets banned
I'm on like insane killstree, yeah.
Yeah, I'll steal X thirty-five.
Danny, don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Die.
Danny, it's Danny Duck.
It's Danny. It's Danny Duck.
Come on, man.
Put up a grump, host and want, that's right.
No, no.
What?
Vod!
Ban him!
so lucky so insanely lucky you know a job of x55
and you should have a lap here the time is 139 we've been playing replaced all
day love it so far yeah it's getting really good reviews this game very nice
to see I was worried pretend like 780 still fixed 35 condoms 27 man away
I'm not gonna say it, Walker makes 92.
Gigo Mega Yonkirokin, thanks for the degree in here
and the bar is sorry, wow.
And Kerman makes it a 51 and a kill,
makes 76, Guns of War, makes eight,
and all those eight things, four years.
Thanks.
Replay, is this a controller game?
For you, play, not skateboard on one.
Yo, Nerfs, how have you done the practice run?
You mean for Wings for Life?
No, I'm doing it, uh, this week.
My long run this week will be, uh, a test run for Wings for Life.
I did my speed work yesterday.
I always do my long run in, like, the weekend.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Yeah, nervous we'll see.
I mean, I'm not sure how my hamstring's gonna handle it, but...
Surely it'll be fine.
Here's the mouse keyboard.
Okay.
Tight.
Sick.
Lovely.
There's supposed to be two actions
Yeah, fuck it
I'll remove one
You have your sub 25 to turn up three weeks. Oh dude sub 20 5k is insane. It's crazy. I can manage sub 25
But this is not sub 20
that that that really requires insane work like insane speed
Yeah, it makes jail. Thanks for the 22
So 20 is pretty ridiculous it is anyone who can do that should be insanely proud
Insanely I think the average in the world for a 5k is like 32 minutes or 33 or something
I
Currently sub-22 beast
Beast I prefer like longer runs. I want to do like ultra marathon
But yeah, I that over something like pushing for a sub-25 K
Oh nice dirty, let's go dude
get on it will be get on it let's go what a broken call yeah now you're good
throne let's go dude what's ultra ultra marathon is 50k plus or is it 60k plus
Ultra is kinda everything over a marathon, okay, alright, I see.
Yeah I really wanted to start trying Ultras, not this year though, but in like two years.
That's the uh, that's my game plan.
Yeah, Crash was crazy dude.
Yeah, Joravish takes 44.
You're doing it back at Ultra in August?
Yeah, we're planning a dirty road to me about one that takes place kinda close to Stockholm
next year in April.
And that would be super fun if I could set up a stream for that
I'm sure rebel will be interested to help out
Maybe
That would actually be really sick
That's also something else because I think a backyard ultra would be kind of easy to stream
It's in tabby, yeah, they had it first week in April. Yeah, that's cold. Why did they have it so early?
Really?
Let me go, it's thanks to the A Terribility 53?
Chances of 2-0 for Purgmada?
No, I haven't planned for that.
After Purgmada, what games are out after Purgmada?
Oh, and it's Soros, yeah.
Soros.
Oh yeah, backyard ultras are probably more painful than normal ultras.
Some bastard ultras go for like 250k, but then you have like fucking, what are they called?
Like Bigfoot 200 or whatever?
Where they run 200 miles?
Which is 321 kilometers.
So I mean, there's some insane races out there.
It's crazy. Crazy, man. Shit, it's 404. Let's launch the game. Yeah, let's go, boys.
I mean, this game is getting really good reviews, yeah.
you. Oh, thank you, fellow day. Let's go. Your best friend has been running from the
bottom of the UK to the top 40 days in and he's nearly done. He's been doing 25 K a day.
Woo!
That is, yeah.
It requires a,
a strong forehead.
It depends on the field.
Bigs, Backyard Ultra is the OG run.
Right.
They have 70% of DQs happening in camp.
People can't make themselves to do another lap.
Well, yeah, that's what happens in Backyard Ultra,
so I imagine people just,
they do a lot of laps and then,
oh, two minutes till start
You just entered the camp again and then like that's gonna break you. Oh, it either makes or breaks you
So, yeah
Pretty crazy. Anyways, I'm gonna start and stop yapping
This game has been my wish list for a while and it's like I've said it's getting good reviews man. It is
and I'm gone
Dude that final boss of um of
Conan last stream. Oh, I
I actually dreamt about it. Also, that stream went for way too long.
It was supposed to be short because I had to be up early.
And then I got stuck in a fucking final boss, and then I dreamt about him for the four and a half hours
I slept that night.
It was the worst.
A language, screen shakes, subtitle, size, okay, simplify, fonts.
Oh no, no, I'll take that this
It was so ass one of the worst final boss I've ever done in a game
It's terrible
Asia like 62 I did like the ending to the game though. That was pretty cool. That was pretty cool
All right, let's see. Yeah
This is Samson like no no, it's not
I'm good Rambelle. I thought I'd be dead today because of the
Bad sleep from Monday to Tuesday, but nah, it's actually really sick
Craft and CEO use chat jipotita come up with scam plan to not need to pay up. There's a lot of katoos devs that bonus
Yeah, they lost the legal battle. Yeah
Oh, I just think I am so sorry.
My condolences.
I'm very glad we all can help in some way, you know.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Lord Matlin's 30.
Thank you.
You would up Remplaris
Well, yeah, they lost that
Yeah, that lawsuit or whatever it was
P a pizza is goaded. Thanks 74. You forgot a certain thing before your
word pizza in your name should be banana
He did all right let's see this game excited play start game
Easy for players who want to focus on the story enemies the lower damage of lower health and our less aggressive additional med stims are available to start of the game
All medicines replenish after every combat on our
Normal for players who want to balance the adventure enemies deal standard damage of standard health and a fairly aggressive to medicine replenish after every combat
Okay, the challenging encounters enemies deal increased damage selected enemies and increased health one meds them. It's replenished
Okay, now I'll play on hard. I'm playing with mouse and keyboard first. I don't really know how this game plays, so oh
Isn't the dev studio that's publishing some vodka to yeah, let's go
Yeah
All right, it starts
I'll pause the alert for the little intro here. Thank you guns for giving just the guys up. Thank you
It's an automatically generated warning.
The operator's work time has been exceeded by 7 hours.
It's an automatically executed command, switching reach from background mode.
Axes and camera feed, right?
Is this game gonna have a bagging soundtrack?
We're in the United States of the America Phoenix City
Warren Marsh
An additional hour of overtime has been logged, Warren.
Thanks for the sixth reminder, Reach.
Your brain activity is unstable.
I'll rest when I'm dead.
Continue analyzing.
Let's see what we have here.
I didn't play any of this game, no demo, no anything, no.
The role of her, the 21 years old, a disposal.
Yet another repeated usage.
Make a note to request an additional beyond the wall raid to acquire this one.
Something's wrong, Warren.
Your emotional receptors aren't overdrive.
A close friend passed away.
someone important to me and to you I'm just a bit upset that's all few men's
are neither important nor unimportant to me Warren huh that's how we built you I
suppose
anyway you wouldn't understand let's continue
salad did you beat uh outer wilds you're unstable warring I can't let you
continue work today reach I'm fine
now back to work you almost flushed it again I'm seizing all over I'm not a
works reach you do as I tell you you answered to me I created you
You will do as I...
I mean I haven't done anything yet.
Game any good? I mean I haven't done anything yet. I'm just uh in the intro.
We've got introduced to Warren and some software named Reach or Robo, whatever.
Warren? Oh yeah.
This is impossible.
We must fix this immediately.
Yeah, so Reach just took over Warren's body, not on purpose though.
The neural helmet's out of reach due to the fire.
Damn, the graphics are crazy in this.
Survival probabilities low in this location, Warren.
We must leave.
Huh.
Yeah, the graphics are really sick.
They are.
I'm going the other way.
Yeah, our direction.
I mean the graphic blame it's really sick. It's like pixel but also 3d or rendered whatever
Yeah, Warren was repl... oh, this is why the game is called replaced of course. Yeah, that makes sense
Warren was replaced by Reach
Escaping is dangerous should be our priority
I don't know what engine this was. I didn't see.
Ah, help me! This person's beyond help. We should ensure your survival first war and
you're of special importance. All right, see ya.
Cooool.
Your body is hard to control, Warren.
We should proceed carefully.
Because Warren lit here this I'm guessing so
Yeah, I'm controlling the character. Yeah, one of the elevators still operational will use it to move to a safer location
Okay, but what's over here?
Nothing here.
What up, Rebilla?
It's all good up here, woman.
I've never played flashback, I don't think, no.
quieter your sound sense lights how do humans tolerate so much external info
there should be another neural terminal we'll find it in reverse what happens
just like now
all that was to the left
nothing here wait so solid almost flushed um out of
wilds yeah I mean check can definitely be
infuriating during that game no doubt
Almost flushed it like three times, yep.
I think you run fast for experience of minor take issues.
Please stay calm as the kill from an nearest damage control service employee. Thanks for understanding.
It's funny how I'm figuring stuff out and actually doing something, but I had seen
there for an hour confused at a puzzle.
We should tell the police what happened, Morgan.
help people and we need help it just went when you figure out how that game
works it's such a revelation or whatever
sick game
Probably solid, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Woo!
Oh.
Okay.
There's been an explosion in the lab! I am reach! I'm trapped inside-
The Riva one too.
Yeah, I wonder if you can like up the music because I feel like this game's gonna have
a bangin' soundtrack.
Let's see here.
Let's lower this dialogue volume.
There's not really any dialogue though, but at least not yet.
I said it for a couple of times to help the survivors not eradicate them, okay.
With the bad guy hair?
We don't know.
I mean, this body you see, that's Warren's body, but it got taken over by a software
named Reach in the beginning due to an accident.
So the goal right now is just to split them apart again, so Warren gets his body back.
No, I only move left and right and jump right now.
Oh shit.
I was editing my sound levels.
What do you mean?
Wait, why did I die there? I didn't run into anything, but I'm not that I saw.
I'm stuck in the tutorial.
You got jump very early in this, huh?
You gotta jump very early.
I made it?
Okay.
of
I
Press so early
You really you really got a press jump insanely early
It has like a long windup animation.
It's gonna take a while to get used to.
Where's he got clotheslines?
Is it a little nightmare like it?
No!
I don't believe it is!
Got you now you piece of shit!
Counter attack!
I
Whole fire it's fuck we're dead
Uh, yeah, Windrush looks pretty fun, it does, also got good reviews.
It's not early access that game, I don't think so.
Oh it is!
Is it early access?
Oh, okay.
I thought it was full release.
Oh, it was a demo before, right?
Now, we flushed a lot of bodies down here.
body it's cold
well I've been playing Cthulhu whenever it releases which Cthulhu game there's so
many of them
lead programmer I mean this game is very ass cinematic so far
Classics above.
Oh, I see the radio, kind of.
This should provide adequate warmth.
Warm. I'll look after the body until we're
to return to the lab.
The trooper's dead. It's fortunate that we survived the fall.
Momentum worry that's what you always said right?
Why the hell didn't you let me save you stubborn bastard?
Bye, Steven.
Good! That close friend was Steven, the one who aided you in my creation.
This weapon, it's a standard issue police firearm.
The biologma function allows us to operate it, but it's no longer able to shoot. Still, the baton mode is functional.
We might have to use this gun to protect ourselves, Warren.
Oh, is the Mickey Mouse shooter game getting mid reviews?
Like 6 and 7s?
Will you try it?
Uh, yeah, it comes out tomorrow.
Also, the Tom and Cart Final DLC is out tomorrow, which I would like to play.
ban me. Is that resting spot? Get a stem back. An old med stem and a note. Take this,
Patch yourself up and wait for help.
Outside is too dangerous.
We do not have time to wait, Warren.
We must proceed.
Use down to restore health.
Medistins are limited, but they are partially replenished
when combat encounter starts, depending on game difficulty.
I feel so much better to jump with controller or maybe I got used to it
Scam.
Elabrats?
Wait, it's the music I got?
You want to lock in music?
Wait, can I play it as I...
Whoa! Okay!
Can you not play it as you secret down the second pit?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, we got yellow paint in a game where so far you basically only hold the D or right
It's on the controller.
Oh, this game definitely seems like a passion project, no doubt.
.
Phoenix City.
Our location's far from the lab, Warren.
We need to return there quickly.
They're a pretty game!
Any new music us?
Omega Turbo Kirokensilou Giga Mega Chat Tax.
Right.
Hang on a second Kyle, we gotta catch.
Looks like the railway punks didn't find you first.
No worries, I can explain how light behind the wall is for you.
It's simple actually, you're either a predator or a prey.
Okay, I'm playing on controller now.
X to dodge.
Okay.
Triangle to counter, okay.
What?
All right.
And then square to hit.
Ooh, nice.
The bastard got Dale.
Beat him to a pull.
Dale, this is so pretty.
It's insane.
I'm like, you on the weak?
Why is it sick though?
You can turn off the camera shake.
It's possible.
You can.
I saw it here.
I think it was in like general.
Oh yeah, screen shake.
I'm gonna try without.
Surveyor's memoir.
And then the MedStat began to die
right next to their patients.
Now it's known as secondary contamination,
but back then we called it a curse,
punishing people who dared to oppose the end of times.
Who knew the effect that people
were the source of radiation as well?
And those four games fucking sick though.
I used your body to kill the moron. That was wrong, but our survival remains a prior.
I'll optimize the body's resources to maximize physiological efficiency.
evening bugle, looking back, the catastrophe began long before the 16th of July 1945. No one asked us
if he wanted those military tests. No one ever told us where radiation was. The aftermath of the
explosion was just a manifestation of a systemic governmental indifference toward the poor
people. The priority of politicians was to silence the witnesses and cover up the real
scale of the catastrophe. Instead of saving lives, they were desperate to save face as a result
hundreds of thousands of American lives were lost and almost a third of our
territory became unlivable for us, our children and generations to come. Still,
in the total economic and social collapse, in the whirlwind of massive civil
unrest, our nation is risen from the radioactive ashes. The Phoenix Initiative
was born, a comprehensive network of private hospitals, research facilities,
charity organizations, and shelters hand-bowing by the caring citizens
united by the common goal of fighting death and destruction.
Today, the initiative has evolved into a full-scale corpa that continues to inspire and support
people in the pursuit of a better society, strong and reliable, working hard to keep
the nation healthy, well-fed and protected.
What were they called?
The Phoenix Initiative.
I see yellow paint, not blind
I see yellow paint not blind
Can you swing the other way? Okay. Oh, no, you can never mind
type zoom the level of human aggression does not correlate with the
data I have
A motion blur can be nice like a little bit of it like the first thing I think of is last of us to
Because if you play that on console and you put motion blur to like two or three it actually looks pretty good
Grr, are they chasing that shitstorm kid again? Who the hell are you?
I am reach I killed your colleagues
What the you're dead shit head
Boom!
Board game box, huh.
By Phoenix Entertainment.
Phoenix Monopoly.
No sign of non-aggressive humans.
You might be hiding somewhere, Warren.
But I don't understand if Warren is actually hearing all this, or if he's just basically in like a coma or something.
I'm gonna go down and see if there's anything here. Maybe a music?
Zoom!
I mean, the robot keeps talking to Warren, so I'm guessing he's hearing it.
Or the AI, I mean?
Zoom!
Shared consciousness? Yeah, maybe.
Oh, oh. Could have been something to the right, but RIP, I guess.
Welcome to Phoenix.
I just saw the triangle pop up and I thought it wasn't interactable, but then I saw it
to proceed right as I clicked it lol that's all right
NA trucking association so I have my lurks paused I'm gonna play them soon
in order to get past a little beginning here
oh that was the part of game that was in the demo
Thus far, games gray, yeah.
Archives state that those who live outside the walls are provided with all necessities,
but this place is ruined.
Oh, I didn't even notice that I didn't even think about the camera shake.
Yeah, the art direction is crazy. It's so good.
It's very, very good.
Death counter? Not every game needs death counter.
I'm gonna put it back on see the difference again
Is that gnomes in the back?
I see them!
Actual genomes like the emote
Southwest labor district okay, this district was a part of Phoenix City before the wall was built
Keep the damn car steady, I'll get this asshole!
Those people threaten our existence, we need to be discreet to survive wherein.
Can you dodge roll or whatever? Throw yourself? It doesn't seem like it.
I would have died there. Let's not. YOLO it. Play it safe and smart.
Deathless from Earth. We need to adapt to the light beam pattern
one. Yeah, let me analyze and download.
Oh, I definitely go there.
I will get caught if I go here, I think.
I go now.
Oh, it's hunt night.
Yeah, I can get some of this, bitch.
I like how there's yellow paint on all these things you can hide behind.
I mean you can just see what you can hide behind from the shadows.
I need yellow paint.
Oh, there we go.
I need a running start.
is there is getting progressively hostile yet we managed to survive oh you can get health
I heard my health stuff.
Okay.
That'll probably be...
Oh, I see. Interactable here.
Eviction notice.
You're heard by Notify, the Vig of the Resident.
The recent is the finalization of the Phoenix City Infrastructural Reorganization.
stated by the lease you may apply for accommodation within the walls and that
sucks dude
no I didn't watch any football yesterday I did watch the exit 8 movie though and
then I watched speak no evil that movie was so uncomfortable
Exit here was alright, thought it was alright.
Oh, PBT. Oh, thank you. I was thinking deathless here.
We can pass this chapter on Cat Shop with all you, uh...
We Summers, thank you guys.
What's all that fuss out there?
Might be Moe's ball-ball-cert again.
Blown you when Ape shit after we offed his patron.
Just keep your bloody eyes peeled, right?
Uh-oh.
Yo, guys.
Shit. Okay, you gotta dodge that.
I think I might prefer it without screen shake.
Just like seeing the cool animations without the shake.
I don't need to restore any health.
Wait, he has. Okay, that's alright.
Pawn shopkeepers, no!
Lara, always, always check everything with the dosimeter.
Emitters are still dangerous plus 100s in scavenger from the dirty lands. I don't need that crap in my pawn shop morpher
The PPP sound effects wait, what was that? Okay, we can move up here, but anything here nothing here
Yeah, this game is a soul slide is true
You have the parry they're the rolling the estus I guess refilled
True, true.
Okay, I was curious if they noticed if you moved that.
But they do. They do.
forgot. Good gaming week. Zoo Zoo. Oh, shit.
I rule
The Preacher Diary.
Our congregation is fading away.
Last week a whole district was evicted.
The upstanding ones were offered modern accommodation in city center.
Some people moved west, but most agreed, and those who remained are interested in neither
God nor the devil.
Who am I to compete with the Phoenix Preachers?
Their sweet promises describe a carefree life of comfort protected by the walls they build.
But what will be the price?
And who chooses the ones worthy?
They say they're building the arcs, but I see Babylon Towers.
A remake or OG for speaking of evil?
Ah, a remake.
But oh, she's like a Danish version I believe now watch the American version
of
of
of
of
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Okay, crash bandicoot section.
What was that? Oh, you can move down here. Oh, you gotta put something in the middle, I guess.
There's a newspaper up there.
to use this terminal we need to power up the generator first Warren I've got a
battery or something here
Okay, we just have to, I was editing my sound.
Okay.
Jobstone.
Ah-ha.
Jobstone
Aha
What up, Denial of all Gucci up your well can move up here comes I guess from the other side of them
There are rumors lost of us three might be in the works aren't they busy with that space game? I mean, I guess they have a big team
My friends, my fellow citizens, since the centuries beginning, a time of tempest has
seemed to come upon the continents of the earth.
For our own country has been the time of recurring trial.
We pass through the fallout of our own ignorance and loss for power.
This fact defines the meaning of this day.
You summoned us to complete our dedication to the service of the people of our great
nation.
Yes, we quit the unnecessary brutal war.
Yes, we've kept our country together upon facing the shadow of nuclear catastrophe.
Yeah, we finally focus on our own people, in our own future.
But that is not enough.
It's time to rebuild our nation, to rise from the ashes.
We came to this world not to fight, not to kill, not to conquer.
We came to this world to prosper and provide God's will.
And nothing reflects God's will better than the will of the people.
People who didn't flee and didn't back down.
Merica's finest sons and daughters, the Phoenix Initiative.
Everything we achieved in these seven years wouldn't be possible without initiative
struggle to make things right.
And to carry on this unity, to meet the challenge of our time, let me announce
my day one decrease.
Unprecedented budget quotas for medical, biological and social programs and research.
There's too many to heal and we will achieve this.
Number two, total nuclear power use embargo.
God granted our lands with endless nature gifts.
We'll use them rationally and safely for everyone's wellness.
Number three, new jobs and quotas for those who are willing to serve America alongside
us and the Phoenix Initiative.
factories, scientific universities, let us build our future together.
Constitutional prohibition of any participation in war will show the world the true greatness
achieved by faith and hard work, and technological revolution, and finally, the creation of special
governmental committees with the Phoenix initiative selected representatives.
They knew how to save our country.
They know how to lead it to the future.
My citizens, I thank you.
Hello, poster.
Back to the roots.
That makes me think of Taken Season 3.
Aye.
Yo, Eliza, yay, are the Bloodborne animated movies in the works, yeah.
Oh shit, Chungus. I assume it's pointless to communicate with them, Warren. Hey, Prick,
you think you're a big deal? Well, let me tell you something, brother. I'm gonna rip
you from limb to limb. I'll bring it on, bitch. Get him. Come here.
of
Well, not the hardest.
Okay.
Yeah, what up, dudes?
Run!
Well, well, well.
quite a thrill to chase. Now, stand still, they won't hurt as much that way.
I have no solution for this situation, Warren.
Hell yeah, baby, did you see that, Jazz?
Tempest, the action movie coming to theaters near you.
But no time to waste being awestruck.
Climb up on the wreckage before backup arrives.
It's a mix of 2D and 3D. Yeah, the art direction is phenomenal. There's a deathless streamer from here on out.
Oh boy, that was a close one back there. Close but no cigar. Man, you're tough as hell getting so far taking out the termite trash along the way.
the way I better watch out or you'll steal my job you know I usually grab the
newbies right from the pit if I'm swift enough that is oh whatever names tempest
I'm reach like Richard or like a bloody homicidal court machine huh just joking
dude relax who might have judged names you're okay reach I'm taking you to a
safe place. Catch your breath and else we're about to make like a banana in split.
Reach a state. For a fresh out of the hatch disposal you're quite capable. What body part
do they take? This body is whole just mildly injured. But how'd you get up get here? I escaped
and I fell from the wall and somehow survived. Huh can't decide if you're lucky or not this
place you're blended in. The Phoenix Corp Dumps is waste here and we're the waste or
disposals if you like termites. Why are you no hostile? Why should I be? Is that what
they say about us in the city? Every human I've encountered showed extreme
aggression. Don't see termites as humans, dude. They're violent scumbags. They
hide in old shafts and use mining equipment to hunt us for fun and for
So you see them you kill them or run all right how to get back I gotta get back
behind the wall as soon as possible it's always this way you know denial to
start and then sweet sweet acceptance what do you mean come on have you seen
the freaking wall it's insupportable so unless you can fly or melt shit with
your eyes wait a sec that gun can you use it yeah found on the dead trooper
I assume the by-law malfunctions, so I...
Well, I never!
A Phoenix Gun or Disposal can use?
Man, I cannot wait to see the Council's faces.
This will make them change their tune for sure.
Come on, reach your boy, jump in the car, I'll get you back.
I'll get us all back.
I recognize this man, Warren.
It all has heard.
We've preceded his process this profile before.
We should follow the troopers from looking for him. They'll take us back to the lab
Yeah, but we're looking for him as like a donator
Why he was like a match
Reach is evil? We don't really know. Yes.
Welcome to our humble abode reach. Best vacation around. If you like your hopes
and dreams in the gutter. That doesn't all sound like the best vacation.
Ha, he's joking dude. It's safest place to sit out of the wall.
And the best home you're gonna find here.
Enough sentimental bullshit. I'm taking the car to the garage. Poor baby took a
real beating back there.
Where do I go now?
Let's meet at the bar and your main building and up the stairs.
I'll introduce you to some people.
Damn.
21 and Boulder makes 95 for the big 103
The kentus takes five around the grocery
Vietar takes 14 sacred chicken nugget. Thanks. They're just gonna play soon
Rolling thanks 29 of that party when 41 major things of the 21
Wheels 97 Nick takes 19 and beautiful takes 71 club so also five years take it in score hard things of
148 wide awake you know almost 150 shooting lessons from Ella for sure no
welcome newcomer you can find matcher okay this shit's useless what is this
appliance a piece of fucking junk I thought I could watch the birdies from
here the birdies the Phoenix bastards patrolling the wall huh even they need to
eat sleep and take a shit if I can calculate the shift changes I can sneak
through Phoenix it is closer than ever it's just one tiny problem the lens is
scratched can't see shit I suggest replacing it great advice I'll just
ring up the nearest optical service center in order a new one oh wait there
There isn't one smartass, although there's a weird girl at the arcade inside a station
hall.
She carries up her binos with her.
I tried to buy them off her once, but all she did was mutter crap about friends and
high scores.
Hmm, how about you go and get the binoculars?
Bring them and I'll take you to the city with me.
How am I supposed to do that?
Don't know, don't care.
There's no prize high enough for the chance to go back.
You're done.
Find me up there on the platform.
I'll try to focus on the pipe on the wall.
Sounds easy.
Now where are we?
Yeah, about part of it.
Thank you.
Hudok, one year anniversary man.
And Pityum, thanks 13.
John, sir, 52.
Mindful monkey.
I think you promised Garfuncard
if I used my Prime Zone.
No way, did not.
Thanks for the five months.
And I've been there.
Thanks to 105.
Mindful, thanks 56.
Rubes cubes, 57.
Bad guy, thanks 62.
Spend on things for years.
Hot green, thanks 17.
only 47 in Pelagius thanks to the 29. Thank you guys. We could go in there. I did not.
I would never, ever. Too young for the defense squad. What do they know? Tempest is only
16 when he joined, why can't I?
Sorry, brother meds are prescription only Veronica won't give you anything without doctors notice
There's too many people were and we need to come back later
Never get on Garf
Hey, you!
Strange counting, Rhyme.
One and two, an Ultramite stalking you.
Three and four, your mom won't see you anymore.
Five and six, Turmite will chop you into bits.
Seven and eight, he'll grill and serve you on a plate.
9 and 10, now you're a meal for Uncle Ben.
Hey, you!
Is the main station?
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
Another shaft collapse. Damn frostbite took a piece of my arm.
While I tried to get the boys out of there, the doctor told me to start a diary to cope.
But how am I supposed to thrive with my left hand bullshit?
Okay, it's not that bad.
No prostitutes available, so I'll have to take the scrap job.
It's still better than sitting around like a useless jerk.
To be honest, Doc did a great job, and if it weren't for Veronica,
I'd be missing a whole lot more than my forearm.
The last is such a miracle worker.
No nurse ever took such good care of me, even in the military hospital behind the wall.
Hey, you.
Hope she won't work herself to death. She's still so young.
I used to spot the order deposits in the shaft, and now I retrieve myself to find treasures in the trash.
Ha! My magpie eye for the sparkly stuff never fails me.
Great to know I still got it to deal with whatever life besides the thruami.
I dug out a whole batch of nice fabric, not even unpacked.
What kind of entitled douchebag from the other side of the wall threw this away?
I'll bring it to Veronica.
Las is a fashionista.
She'll sew herself a dress or two.
Good old Bob Cleaver never forgets an act of kindness.
Yeah, but so detailed in the city.
Tarkov Devs is developing a new game.
What, are they done with regular Tarkov?
An old ticket machine, no longer operational.
Oh, and here's the hospital, okay.
Are they or not?
Tarkov isn't early access though, is it?
Not the regulator.
It feels like it, yeah.
Something wrong?
What a damn right there is.
I tend to this darn machine more often than I tend my patients.
I'm a doctor, not a goddamn engineer.
I know a bit about machines, maybe I can help that.
Hmm, I sure could do with a hand or a leg.
A heart or a liver is nice too.
What do you mean?
Just kidding, I know how to fix it.
I just need a spare vacuum regulator.
Yo-yo, Haswan, but I can't leave my patients.
Both are in pretty bad condition.
Would you pay Yoyo a visit and bring it to me?
Yeah.
Is it hard to work at a med bay?
Take a wild guess.
We're fighting death with our bare hands and aspiring.
Some come and go.
Some return, but most of them, they don't breathe for too long.
I just make sure it doesn't hurt so bad, lessen their pain.
Bring me the regulator.
A little booklet.
Up some radiation syndromes and shit.
Live span of patients varies from a few years to a decade.
I'll come still consider negative
Hey, Torgal, okay, I think we're going to central station
Garth sucks ass XD mods VIP that guy
No, the game is just introducing the main hub here, I believe, of the main safe area.
So there's going to be a lot of dialogue and stuff.
Oh, so detailed.
I believe this game works for Steam Deck, yeah.
Uh, TOTGX32 greased X-tier 275. All's good, man. Hope you're well, dude.
DJ22, Blavler 55, Steve Salar's X-34 again.
Thank you, guys.
Yo, where's the arcade? Time to beat the high score. Yeah.
Hi, I'm Susan. Do you want to be my friend?
Hello. I know you have binoculars. I need them. Please.
No, I only give things to my best friends. And you're not even a friend.
what are the requirements for gaining friend status? um you talk weird mister
I I am rich I don't want to scare you I'm just not good at talking me too mom
says I need friends but no one wants to talk to me but we are talking so we're
friends now you want to play arcade games I never played arcade games I
I do not know...?
Never played in the arcade?
That's sad!
You can play now!
I have lots of games here!
They all seem to be malfunctioning.
Tempest got mad and broke my arcade cabinet when I beat his score. We're not friends anymore.
Oh.
But I can fix them.
This one, and he's a rectifier.
Just- just like in a ticket machine.
But mom says I should not walk around alone.
But you're an adult, so you can search for it, right?
I think I can do that.
Cool, I'll wait here, friend.
Can I have your binoculars?
You are my friend but not the best one yet bring me the rectifinal think about it
All right I
Mean we did find a ticket machine I believe
Far to get only get Garfield Cart fan one two three a sub amazing Zen model X 47
So apparently they delayed industrial 2 until the end of this month.
That game looked like it would be a good horror.
They're supposed to come out today.
But now it's over.
Oh, 9 minutes song then.
No I don't have any ad for Atomic Art DLC, but that comes out tomorrow though, I want
to play it because it's the finale for the game, so we'll be sick.
Oh, it's like a murk and diner, I always wanted to go to a murk and diner like this.
You've talked about this type of bullshit planned before Tempest.
And you are...
REACH!
I'm getting me waiting, dude!
Come on, show him!
Show him!
I found his firearm, and malfunction is currently out of order.
And what's your game changer, Tempest?
One broken gun can't change ship.
Ah, you don't get it! I'll fix the gun, it'll work, and then...
Then what? You'll use the gun to storm the wall and wipe out your squad? Like the last time?
You don't even need a gun to wipe out your people back in Prospero!
Get out, Tempest!
Ah, it was just... out!
I think this is a gal.
Reach, right? Sorry, I had to witness that.
This is a kind and caring place. We've all been through our fair share of hardships.
Stay away from that kid, Newby. He's as stubborn as a mule and can't see further than his nose.
wait ironwood is who and who's the matriarch I think matriarch is to the
left and ironwood is in the middle I'll help you once I finish my work
explore the station now and make yourself at home okay is this the matria yeah
tempus might be hotheaded but he has a good soul
Get some rest will help you find your new place
What I miss
the council you would match your archer in charge here is that correct
alas tempest is a well we are the council
chosen by the people not like anyone else volunteered though
are they doing lethal damage by it
well I want to play this first there's any time left I'll join but
like you guys can just start it's fine
It's all right, I supervised scavenging and was left to mining we exchanged the resources to find for food and medicine with a corpse
Match your arch make sure everyone lives in peace with themselves and each other
And tempest in a squad protects us from the scum that roams among the ruins of the old world
Fair I
Gotta go. I just don't get yourself in any trouble
I've no idea how long this game is
Cat! It's a peculiar creature. I have an inexplicable urge to observe its existence.
Huh.
Do-do-do. Do-do-do.
You know, it's the same every time, Rich. Every goddamn time.
time. What's the same? Everything. Ironwood, Matriarch. They never believe in me. They never
listen. The truth is, for each, they're comfortable where they are. Too scared to do anything
something that matters. No big deal. I don't need him. After all, there's no unlockable
doors. Oh, there's someone who'll help, unlike those fossils. First door on the
side street I'll be there the first thing is time to cool down go explore the
station reach a boy meet new folks offer them help make an impression wait on the
side street where am I now I don't even know is this side street I have no idea
May tree arch arch May tree arch
hey you misery takes tier two ninety nine thank you
almost at that big hundle brother ma'am yeah it's gotta be outside now
I've already checked everything here
Where was the ticket mission I think it was to the left
But it was an area here, but I never entered
Or what what we may add reviving can't leave those he wouldn't be dead every time buddy
Listen, I'm fine with being dead. All right
It's okay.
Also, revive mechanic is insane cheating, isn't it?
We're stooping to that level. The lads are washed. It's so over.
Cheers, old man. Sorry, I won't see you in person this time, leaving again tomorrow morning.
We just returned from the raid. We reached Missouri, I think. Same shit everywhere, roadblocks, quarantine zones, and fucked-up ecology.
The quarter bus evacuated that small town I told you about a couple of years ago, moved everyone behind the wall, and turned the town into a goddamn panel factory.
Guess what? I found some healthy-looking corn, not a lot, but has potential.
Could you put together something like a hydrophonic bed?
I'll try and sprout the seeds even if a few cobs are all we'll get.
At least the kids will taste some real Bob-Gorn.
Oh, there's a mall that adds a Medicaid for 500 bucks if four revives.
Oh.
Oh, for 500.
That's kind of fair, yeah.
You're a bonus.
Can Borderless Fullscreen make any games fullscreen?
No, but most games.
Reach, let me introduce you to my homeboy, yo-yo.
He's a Bonafit tank wizard.
Used to work with power banks, batteries and other electromagnetic stuff.
Well, I heard you've got something pretty special for me to take a look at, Reach.
Yeah, I have a damaged firearm.
I gotta get- need it to function again so I can get back.
Ain't we all after that boy-o?
This gun may be the only thing that can really help.
Hand it over.
Ah, a newer model.
But the same principles.
Safe to hold, but if you try- but reach Tempest homo you can use it.
Is that true?
Yeah, the bioscanner is damaged, so...
Okay fine, I'll change the voice.
It's not. The energy system's damaged, sure. But the bioscanner is intact.
That thing you just dropped could have killed us all.
What was I... I have a kinetic coil prototype that the corp didn't manage to steal.
didn't manage to steal that'll replace the energy system just fine but the
battery his state troubles me let's see what the problem is wait
let's see what the problem was um it just doesn't make sense to me my friend
And Adrian is in the database, but he never agreed to be a donor, there must be a take
mistake.
That's impossible to reach, it doesn't make mistakes, but let me run a check on your
friend.
Me?
Oh.
What's up?
Have a coffee.
So have a coffee
Your log Dan is Warren have an eyes day search for Adrian
Enter your past key ID
All Gucci
Oh, I just ran a diff against your friend. He's in a database. There's no glitch here
Clear it for sign off. I I'm not sure
Listen Sophie a bit of friendly advice starting your career with confrontations a bad idea
The best thing to do is just follow orders and get on with your job
Okay
Hi
You're into the barber today calvus 30 again 50. I was super happy nice when I play taking rank, no
Dude are you all right you went all wool of sudden I cannot explain what happened, but I'm fine now
Okay, yo yo what you got for us
It's done this new energy system charges blasts with impact energy
The more you hit in theory when he got there in practice
They're usually would cautioner remember it'll explode at any hands other than yours
us need make sure to keep it away from oh target don't me right time for real
test come on show this bad boy a good time
the fight got plenty of them anyway hit the ball to queen to gather enough
energy and then shoot oh okay shooting doesn't have ammo it use energy to get
from mele I like that attacking and countering enemies gain energy it
It decreases by dodging and being passive.
When the energy bar is filled, press R2 to shoot an enemy with a devastating effect.
I like that. I thought it would be like ammo, but it's not. I prefer this.
Yeah, you see energy bottom left, alright.
That was a bit of a soy gun effect.
Wow, reach, my man, that was rad.
Ugh! Meats of murder are still what the corp does best.
Well that's all you can do!
Without a new weapon battery, you've got to perform full power.
Can you make a new one?
I tried once, it exploded while testing and...
aaaand...
Blue is arm off.
Matriarch was the most compatible, so she donated hers.
Oh, that's nice.
Yes, yes, that was... well, charitable is an understatement.
Yeah, Matriarch tough as hell. Good wood bend over backwards to keep us all alive.
They bat the truth.
Guess what? I think I know where to get one. Uncle Ben's rifle.
Mmm, that old wobbist. This is a rifle battery. It should be powerful enough.
Wait, so you want to infiltrate termite lair to steal their leader's most prized possession?
You know, good day, Wind Kerbalt.
That's insane, it's coming from a person crazy enough to help you.
Come on, old man, it'll be fine.
I have a plan, and with this guy around, pizza cake.
I'm really looking forward to Pragmata, yeah, it's Friday.
And here I thought you'd outgrown your thirst for danger.
At least your new friend, Captain Breath, let your new friend Captain Breath.
Sure reach go rest of my place to the right over here. I'll catch up with you a bit later
That boy will never change
Visit an underground chat room
B.E.S. they expect us to believe it was a minor loony? Why so many cops then? My lab
called that says they got two weeks of paid vacay no way it's minor. The lab's
night shift is missing sure sure phony's gonna interrogate the hell out
of them we need to investigate who's with me shut up dude you want to get
fucked there is off limits I think something happened to reach hope that
robot finally choked on blood and exploded. Truth and joy are 56 and destroyer duck. Are
you dumb? There's no rich dumbass, just corpa propaganda. They use a squad of indigo children.
I have proofs. There he goes again. Can you visit underground? Other? No.
what about that ticket machine I should go and check that see what you get out
of it at least I think he said it was to the right of this place so yeah it's in
there but let me go take a ticket machine real quick. Zoo, zoo, zoo, which should have
been to the left. Guns have very cool animation if you shoot right at close
range. Yeah I mean I'm gonna be close range most of the time in this game I
think. So it should be easy peasy.
Let's see I think the ticket machine was under the bridge here.
This is the ticket machine, but I don't know what a rectifier looks like, Warren.
Susan will know. We should take everything here back to her.
Alright, we got some electro components. Nice.
How's the start of the game? It's great. It's really, the game's super pretty.
Combat's fun. The story is interesting.
I'm actually a bit invested.
And then we go to the RK down here
So I got this game today tomorrow is atomic our final DLC and the PI mouse for hire and then Friday and the weekend is pregnant
Oh, yeah
Why the brain of our gala hi chat it's my 35th anniversary. Thank you by the way. Sorry isn't that neat anyway?
It's a fun fact. If you doubled 35 and then subtract the amount of lads that L.A. is currently ditching, three, you get my favorite number.
Oh yeah?
If I hover my mouse over your name...
You can get my favorite thing to do to you, Count Brandenbark.
Alright? Which is a bad.
Sorry. I don't know what a rectifier is. Here's everything.
Oh, it's me. Here's everything I found.
Wow, so many things! How can I- Now I can repair more games, all the games. Give me a sec.
It worked! My arcade cabinets are back!
Reach you're officially my best friend and that's my best friend you can play as much give me the binoculars
Next time I'll repair more arcade cabinets, but now you can try and beat the high score for a reward
All right fucking easy
All right, just run him over I guess
Drive Phoenix Mobile to the hospital. Move Oregon's from donors to customers. Be careful not touch the borders.
Okay. Seems easy.
What's her high score?
Probably like five?
Lashing out to chatters for making funny comments.
S S M H.
Wait, what the fuck?
Sounds like someone needs-
Wait, what am I doing?
...got a talk in a Wednesday.
What am I doing?
Okay, I'm- I'm trying to transplant.
He's never said in the to-
What?
He's never said in the to-
Wait, what?
Now I can grab.
Wait, what?
Okay.
Right.
Oh, you just gotta grab it with this.
Oh, this is easy.
I killed one of them, though.
Tough luck, buddy.
What's her score?
It's gotta be easy to beat, right?
No, I didn't. I did not. I gotta be more careful.
There's like a spleen or something.
I am your surgeon!
I'll kill another guy, whoops.
Wonder what horse her score is.
I need five donors?
They're like all- they're so far away from each other.
I'm not gonna have time for this.
Oh, that's good.
Okay, up.
It's over.
What?
Insanely bad, RNG.
How the hell was I supposed to make that?
They all spawned, like, on the opposite sides of the map.
I could have made it.
I could have made-
Okay, what was her score?
Well I won. I'm a reach I guess and I beat sus which is Susan so I win. The game is primitive
but engaging. I should tell Susan I beat the high score. You did it best friend. Oh med
stims are used much faster. You actually get some cool upgrades then. That's cool.
Okay, but yeah, give me your binoculars, please.
I've beaten your high score.
Am I best friend enough to have your binoculars now?
More than that, you're my super extra mega hyper best friend now.
Here, just do not break them, please.
Hey, that's cool.
Thanks.
See you soon, best friend. Come play anytime.
We got the binoculars, and now we'll go back to the guy.
Uh, he's in the beginning, I remember.
He's over here wait no he's over yeah he is definitely on this street but aware to the
right or to the left was he fuzzy was he was a bear fuzzy was he had no hair
fuzzy was he was not a bear was he was he was he was a bear fuzzy was he had
no hair fuzzy was he wasn't fuzzy was he was a bear I thought I remember how
as it goes. I could have sworn the guy that needed these were over here. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't
fuzzy wuzzy. Right, yeah that's how it goes. Oh wait was it actually up? Fuzzy wuzzy. Oh
yeah, salad you weren't alive today, right? Yeah I moved up the stairs, right. Thanks,
Oh
Shit sorry to hear that dude. I'll be feel better I
Saw Esau kissing Kate Kate saw I saw he saw he saw saw that I saw Kate and he saw I saw he saw person
Look at these bad boys some serious gear here
military model too. Wonder how that weird of got her hands on them. Whatever. Alright, I'll
change the lens and you start the generator. I must warn you that the light reflected from
the panels may cause severe retinal burn. Did I ask for a lecture? Shut up and turn on fucking
Generator
It's on now. I think we can sneak through the patrols weren't
It works the goddamn works. Oh, I got a health increase. Yeah
Let's see now troopers of the gate patrols on the wall. I bet they're sweating like pigs on those balsa solar panels
Be careful do not look at the
I can't see I can't see shit
Wait, it's my own fault. I had a meat and potato pie which always kills me and then you went for a rush
Shit
It's a red nal burn depending on the longevity of the exposure of vision may return
May return may return. Huh?
I was promised a may return home when I gave those fuckers my eye
Let me take you to the station. If you find someone to help get away from me
I need to blink it out. I gotta blink fast enough
Oh
All right enough yapping let's go
We did the side quest there that was cool you got some cool upgrades from it
Yeah, that would be cool. At least see the trailer for it. At least see that.
Can I go here? Oh wait, is this where... Yeah, yeah, right.
Okay, go back
Now you come
Excalibur doesn't bite. He's just overprotective. You need meds? No. Tempest sent me here. I'll
wait for him outside. Don't bother, Tempest only brings home those he likes. I trust him.
I'm Veronica, nice to meet you. I am Reach, I am new.
Little shocked, aren't you? I get it. Life took an unexpected turn you didn't ask for.
Just remember, you're not alone. You can always talk to me or anyone else on the station.
You sound strange.
Like a cheap counselor?
a machine. Ah, it's the caller. Helps me breathe, eat, and talk. Hard to do that without a larynx.
Larynx.
Hey buddy, I'm in a good boy, right? Right?
Hey, babe, don't talk too much, okay?
That really is the last battery we have.
Don't tell me you're gonna miss my beautiful voice.
Hey, Reach, I got a gift for you.
Let's go.
Tempests. No rush. Finish your talks. Rest well, yada yada. I'll be vegging out of my room.
So they only have one more battery for her thing.
For like, so she can talk and stuff. Wab is if it runs out.
Listen, Reach. Sometimes Tempests can be pushy and reckless.
Make sure you're not doing anything you don't want to, okay?
All right
I'll take your time to get familiar with the station or we can just talk up to you
10 plus wait for you in his room don't rush
Moronica's past. What happened to your larynx? It's alive and well just in someone else's neck.
Did you sell it? I was a singer, so take a wild guess. You did not.
I'm sorry, my voice was the only thing I valued in myself. The quarter-plus offered me a lot
of money for it. I refused. The next day they came and took what they wanted anyway. No
No compensation.
Only a one-way ticket to the death pit for a soon-to-be-dead.
But Tempest saved me.
He brought me here.
Then he asked Yo-Yo to make this talking collar thing, and the rest is history.
Tempest saved my life, and it does another people too.
Why does he do that?
I don't understand.
We didn't not know each other before, because that's what Tempest is all about, beneath the
loud voice and bad temper.
In his eyes we all deserve a second chance, even if it means an endless fight with something
much stronger than him.
So he will protect anyone on this station until his last breath.
Even Ironwood can't deny it, Tempest inspires others, because he sees them as someone worth
fighting for.
M.
Pempa's kind of a chat.
People here lack options, but they still try to remake this place until they're familiar.
It's time.
Reach buddy, make yourself at home. Hide it like my modest collection.
I wonder if there's an easter eggs here.
That is a lot of things.
I know right?
Takes a lot to sort the wheat from the chap, you know.
Has a secret path to the right.
Well, I have plenty of good times here but that's for later.
We're now major Death Flag, major.
Okay, I give up.
Have a look around.
I'm so curious if I'll catch your eye.
My chill out zone.
Best place to read, listen to music and doze off.
A gem of the room, handmade.
I keep the map updated and use it to play in control routes and other stuff.
Veronica teaches me to play and honestly I think I got the talent.
And that's the Vower, the keeper of guitars.
Ah, just being silly.
Yeah.
Great.
Hey you.
No.
Yo, Jrominator, thanks 20.
Where are you down here? Come on take the elevator safe now
Now
No, I'm the main character he's side character
This place is well equipped, despite the limitations.
It's fascinating.
Oh yeah, may not be in apple pie order, but it's where the magic happens.
One man's junk is another man's treasure, and I just love breaking stuff to make stuff.
The cozen is on the other hand?
That's Veronica's charm.
She makes it home for us.
Look around if you want, I'll wait.
I'll check some stuff.
Stuff to keep my baby in good shape.
She needs special treatment after most of our rides.
Yo-Yo says it's called a katana.
If it weren't for the awkward hilt, it'd be my go-to weapon.
right prefer to work out when I was watching nice way to let off some steam
which I often need
this place is where I truly feel like myself that gift you mentioned what is
it oh you'll like it ready what is it an enhanced pickaxe a miner's best friend
high-tech and user-friendly I am borrowed it from a good man my mentor this
pig sure craves cracking some thermite shells why would I need a pickaxe that's
That's a damn fine question. Luckily I got a plan to share.
So we break into the termite lair and then we take the battery from Uncle Ben.
Easy peasy.
That doesn't sound like a very good plan.
They'll be fine, Ritchie boy.
If you have any questions, ask away. If not, then jump on in and let's go.
Who's the leader?
I thought termites were our enemies. Hell yeah they are.
Why do you think their leader will give us a gun battery?
He won't, Uncle Ben is an absolute psycho, only speaks through violence.
He rules the termites with an iron fist, and they worship him like a god.
So getting the battery might be a little tricky, but it's nothing we can't do, trust me.
I'm ready to go.
Finally, jumping to the car and off we go.
So that was the introduction to like the main hub then.
Obviously Tempest is like a main character, like the main side character.
They're listening, Yuzo.
Nova Marlin's 54.
Thank you.
Hey, you.
Alright, so busting is going to take a bit more effort than I made out.
Looks like the termites have collapsed a tunnel to block off their base.
We'll have to leave my baby behind and go on foot.
There's no way Tempest makes it out of this.
Well, let's go.
It's been great so far, I guess.
I'm on Chapter 3.
But the game is actually very interesting.
I'm intrigued by the story so far and the characters.
And let there be light.
And here's the subway stop.
You know, it used to be a ram like a cattle market.
Workers from all over the city were coming to Prospera to make a living.
You can look around if you want to.
Now let's move. It's not the coziest place to stay.
I'll see if there's any upgrades here.
Yeah, I think so. Makes it a 5 grand anniversary.
They're urged to punch the camera every time they do that.
Phoenix did a subway and elevated line system. There's a lot of stations.
Someone drew a black line across the map. I think it represents the wall.
We're scycing? Yeah. We can proceed. Let's carry on.
I see that ladder. I can't stop moving though.
Damn, luck ain't on our side. Those bastards race a train car.
It used to be lower, and lower equals better, because we could use it to get across.
Lower equals better, re-equals placed.
How do we get across now?
Well, I reach you, boy.
That's where the pickaxe comes in.
You snag it on the wall, you climb up, and you lower the car from the other side.
Watch the pointy end.
For a circle in combat to break enemy armor, armored enemies are immune to basic attacks
and gum blasts until their armor is destroyed.
And you can grab shabby walls to hook onto them.
What's a shabby wall?
Oh, I see, okay.
That's a shabby wall.
nice very good
These are shabby wait death
Not death.
Not death.
Woo!
The art is amazing.
Game so far is super solid.
There's been a lot of talking and explain now, but that's because we hit the main hub area,
so they're introducing all the characters, and this is where you do that, and this, that,
and this, that, and this is our goal.
But now we are going here to fix the gun.
Armored enemies are immune to basic attacks and gum blasts until their armor is destroyed.
of a heavy talk to destroy armor.
Oh, sick.
He like saws it almost
Oh, sick!
Yeah, you get rewarded by aggressive gameplay in this. You lose that, uh...
You lose that energy on the gun super quick.
But yeah, you got a cool execution though if you use it when you're right next to them.
Tight.
The gun definitely needs more like a boom, like boom, I think.
You don't have ammo.
The gun is like a special attack that's supposed to be like, this is your reward for being
aggressive and not like taking damage or whatever. So it needs to be like BOOM!
Oh that smell they got grilled they just grilled someone here absolute animals.
Let's keep going.
Yeah there is a screen shake I've turned it off I've been testing it with like
both on and off. Can't decide.
Yeah, yeah, we're getting the battery for the gun now to upgrade the gun.
Let's refocus, Zen time.
Deep breath in.
Deep breath in.
And deep breath out.
Deep breath out.
Good, we needed that. You're a good breather, Reach.
Well, let's keep it that way. It's gonna get tough from here on out.
After you.
I heard you're blind Arabian virus because apparently you don't see that beautiful piece
of hair on my head.
Okay buddy, so this is gonna be easy.
Well, probably not easy, but let's be optimistic.
We have two problems, you see.
How's that his first time message?
Problem one's right in front of us. The rift is hell of a wide drop, and we need to cross it.
Problem two involves those idiots back there. If there's a cart flying by, you're gonna get shot at.
First problem sorted thanks to your trusted pickaxe and how do we solve
problem two? That's simple. It's time to provoke the
bull and see those who are worried. What are you?
Mourning fellas! Oh shit! Reach is time! Man if you guys had another brain cell
They would be lonely
Run
Listen, I was trying to jump off okay and not to the left
I thought maybe you could climb up and get a bonus or something
What was it there
All right. Death count at all percent.
No, it's too late for that.
Well, thank you.
There's only one card. Rolf essentially drew most of the attention himself.
I mean those deaths don't count anyways.
You're probably unaware that your body can and there's such physical exertion war on.
An Abe's Odyssey game like this?
Oh, yeah.
We're almost across the bridge. Our timing must be precise.
Can I make that? I'm gonna try to go up first.
Yeah, okay.
What? What's happened? What? Maybe I have to aim over here?
Oh I thought it was a window I thought I was going to climb through.
Lul, Lul, Lul, Lul, Lul, Lul.
Hopefully, Rolf Hurt is safe.
He's the key Vav variable in our long-term success equation.
Isn't that kind of fucked?
He's supposed to be a donor.
We're supposed to grab his like eyeballs and stuff.
I was like the intro to the game, we needed to find a donor or whatever and take their
body parts and that's him.
That's Tempest.
So...
Bit fucked.
Hey, you.
I wonder what the texture of ice, if it's fit to be gobbled up like a snack.
No, it's probably like a grape.
Like you kind of bite into it, or like a cherry tomato.
You bite into it and then it like crushes and like all the liquid comes out or whatever. That's what I think
The hell
You're so fucking dead
Oh, he has a combo, okay
Fuck! My used enemy is having combos.
Follow up? Yeah.
up. Don't follow up.
What'd I do?
Okay, got to use for that.
You can use the shield breaker from like million years away, it's great.
There's something over here.
Does the camera shake too much?
Yeah, I put it on again.
To be honest, I didn't really notice it.
I don't really notice when it's on or off, I feel.
How's the game so far?
It's really good so far.
Is the health upgrade?
No, iron wooden.
Wait, iron wood.
In his office, Robert Ironwood keeps the middle of honor next to the foot of his wife and daughter,
a veteran and former Marine.
He, however, doesn't create the impression of a Martinette.
His intelligent, charisma and gentle smile speaks for themselves.
There's no wonder Ironwood's assignment into the position of the head of the Prosper
of Mining Complex was so well received by the miners' community.
Take 10 years ago, could I imagine myself leading our country's largest coal mine?
No chance, Ironwood laughs.
responsibilities and honor and I'll do my best to live up to the expectations.
I cannot rate the game out of 10.
First of all, I don't like that scale because some people see it like they see someone rate
something an eight and they think that means bad and nine is good.
So they might as well just ask me, do you think the game is good or bad?
second of all I am only like two hours into this game so...
ooo very nice very nice
I think this is mega puzzle of hell
Wait, what's the point of doing all this up here?
There must be a point to all of this.
Maybe it is like mega reward for solving it or something.
The 3 out of 3 rating?
One third is a miss, two third worth on the sale, three three worth full price.
Yeah but then I have to explain what that rating is every time instead.
Yeah.
Wait, I don't think I can get up there yet.
It might be the way back when you're escaping from this place or something.
I feel like I can cheat my way up here.
I can't whatever.
I mean I don't see what it would lead to.
There might be something for later, I guess.
This is strange, why would the gate be closed while people were still inside of mine?
It's clear they all died here because they could not leave.
Long dead, but never buried.
Termites cared only about the batteries.
Incidents?
They closed the gate.
The hell?
Daniel Daniel do you copy open the gate to the do you copy shit
you can't breathe hold on for fuck's sake Leonard clan prevailed
they abandoned us oh don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me come on guys
damn Daniel we'll cut through torch give me plasma torch just a little ah
unidentified female unidentified male no no
Fuck you now. Wait, I wasn't even- Oh, there's a battery here. I see it.
Okay.
LeBore, I'll take 17. Uh, mer mer mer mer. Thanks for the 59 black up 137.
No, there is no- there is no voice in this game. I thought that was one of the reviews that complained about it.
There is dialogue volume though. Wait don't tell me there actually is a voice option
And I've just been reading everything for no reason
Now there's no way there is
There's no way no
No, there isn't there is no voice
Don't go it. Thanks 38. Thank you
Now we can use this and lower that one and we can get up.
Voice acting is included in the deluxe edition.
Wait, why do I almost believe that?
What if it is?
No.
No.
There's no way.
Why would I... I don't need this. Or maybe I do. Yeah, I guess you can't make that.
Gollum did it. Wait, did Gollum do that? No, no, I don't think it did.
I may have been a streamer's own program voice in the text.
Oh yeah, I remember that. I remember like Co has something like that.
That's like an AI voice of himself for like long dialogue games or whatever.
Hey, you!
Can I go up? Okay, can I go down? No.
Oh yeah, the Eldish Boy's pack, right.
No, I remember he had something like that. I don't know if he still does, though.
Yeah, this game is like 20 bucks. Yeah, it's a big quality.
Oh, he doesn't use it? Okay. I just remember seeing like a clip of it or something.
We're coming these obstacles requires a methodical approach reminds me of me of our work
or
Only on heavy text games or when he's sick, okay
Is that a health upgrade or something
I'm glad that woman convinced the corpus not to wipe us all out, but that peaceful commune idea is shit
I'd rather die fighting corpus than be a dirty toothless hippie, and I'm not the only one who thinks that
Ben is a man
He's a former corpified
Harvester and he knows his stuff. I barely managed to make the cut, but he said I've got potential damn
I was so happy
But to go over a prospero those disposals fled just so we won't kill anyone
pathetic whims there's so much mining stuff here uncle Ben said we can turn it
into weapons we are termites everyone is afraid of us
Prosperas are base now and uncle Ben says we will control all the area around the
city soon hit my head really bad but I still train a lot need to be stronger
life is good we can do what we want then Ben doesn't care I got two slaves
a new uniform sharper pics and even a goon I can't use it without a
battery but no one knows I lost head hurts have no slaves now I need to
patrol I'll catch more straights and get my ranks back and then
and then yes hey the fakes thanks 67 man and Jesus God thanks 73 bitch man
thanks 78 cold coley thanks 38 thank you guys
ah sir you can't say six seven anymore without like it being a fucking meme
It's just two numbers, man. Oh shit
I pressed triangle
Okay, get your get your shit together come on it's not hard
Okay.
I haven't never thought the 69th thing was fun, so I've always made fun of it.
I always did.
The sex number!
That's me being sarcastic.
Termites are aggressive and merciless.
Unlike the station's disposals, it's fascinating.
Oh, okay
Yeah, at least 69 has meaning, you know 67 doesn't
So I mean it's already bad arguments
It's warmer and warmer equals better because it means this area is inhabited
Inhabited? Inhabited. Inhabitated. It'll be almost like 17. Thank you
Oh, Leet?
1337? That's the fucking shit though. Leet is the shit. Oh. Oh, is this Ben's base?
Or Ben's room?
Looks like a meeting point of some kind
Oh, that's Ben.
Listen up, scum!
Our security has been compromised.
A few hours ago I dispatched a squad to scavenge the tunnels.
Their mission was to replenish our supplies.
They did not return.
We know that two men killed them all and are somewhere in our home.
One of them is that annoying prick Tempest, hunting down for me.
colony, my colony. This is Valhalla. You must protect our home. Yes, sir. Geiger. Yes, sir.
Lead a group to scout out these intruders. Sir, yes, sir. And if you locate them, well,
You know what to do!
Uncle Ben's been located. We should try to climb the pipe to get to him unnoticed.
In your soft stream, Binky, you know, it's no big deal, really.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I'm ready for a banger.
Well, well, look what the catcher I did.
If that's the way you want it, Ansecom, right?
That's the way we'll dance.
What are you this game's fucking peak there's so sick it's so pretty
Hmm anything over here?
Say you problem.
Oh it's a music us.
Pause on pause like seven. Yeah you can find a bunch of music for other game.
But you can't play it as you're playing though. You have to just listen to it like this.
Uh Luca thinks nine to five bottom bird makes five anniversary man. Thank you.
It's quite a few songs.
I only found four.
I can play it when I let the dog out, you know.
I haven't seen Dennis Disko, no.
I think he might be boss fight now.
up there. Let's go and check it. I never played Ruin or anything. Or thank you, Plenio.
Warden's letter.
Jer, I'm three months in and it's a fucking paradise.
No riots, no fights, no complaints.
That free-thinking scum is too busy working out in the mines.
I just walk around and watch those worms tremble.
All the paper jobs are just delivery notes and raw ore transport invoices.
Finally, no sappy clerk treatment for wardens.
So drop your plows, plows and callus and shift to a respectable career.
They're always our vacant spots as fuckers go.
Boo-hoo, there's no sun.
I'm so depressed, not everyone has the balls for the job, but I know you do, and for the
money they pay, man, I'd be crawling in the shafts with the labor camp kids.
Oh, did I mention I have my own laser gun now?
Waiting to put in a good word for you, hog.
Yeah, it's over this.
But this game's peak though.
This game is actually really sick.
I mean, you guys can play, like I don't mind.
too many games it's this today and tomorrow is atomic our DLC and then
mouse yeah I saw you guys talk about it this I saw you guys talking that it got
really difficult like some acid moon
this game is actually really good I'm I'm super enjoying this I'm even
invested in the story which doesn't happen too often in games like this for
me. Warren, look at the size of this place. This pump must be the entire complex of water.
I do not play mostly slow.
That is false.
No.
No I don't.
Besides, someone has to play slow, okay?
Someone has to do the dirty work.
I didn't think I would jump that hard.
Jump that high.
Jump that hard.
I
Was this
I'm watching Conan body you're talking about the exact same thing
Yeah, but that's because some guy came in and was like why do you play these games?
It's it because it's easy content easy interaction easy
Whatever, I'm like
No, it's because I want to
the concept of doing something because you enjoy it or wanting to nowadays is
like a fucking alien concept for people it's so crazy there always have to be
some agenda behind it or something it's insane
Oh, dude, the final boss in Conan was the worst I've ever- Actually, the worst final
boss I've ever done in a game.
And probably, like, top three worst bosses I've ever seen in a game, ever.
Bone Crusher, keep your punks away from the water station.
The valves are rothed into the core and barely turn.
Tell you no!
Tell you know who his beloved Valhalla will go straight to hell if something happens
here.
Yes, geek face
Can you play music while out of the age device?
No, you can't. Unfortunately. Not that I've figured out at least.
I won't see if there's anything below me, but I think we're good.
We'll cut the waterworks just to... we'll not destabilize the complex.
Where ground zero- Oh wait!
Yeah, ground zero is that kind of like Resident Evil-like, right?
Yeah, the new Darksiders should be cool. I mean, I'll play all of them, except the ARPG one.
Right, I haven't played that one.
I should play old-school PS1 Spider-Man game in the future?
Yeah, I will be done to play that end, Spider-Man 2.
With the pizza music? Banger.
Woosh!
Did I play the Warriors PS2 game?
Yeah, back with my like back in the back in the day.
President Kennedy puzzled many with his claims during the- okay I'm not super interested
in this whole presidential stuff.
Uh, yes I have played the Warriors on PS2 like long time ago.
Long time ago.
Me and my friend co-opted.
It was like way- I was like 15 or something.
It is it's very cold warring
Dude I swear there's something up on this ledger am I crazy
Maybe it's not maybe it's nothing or maybe it's a way back later
These excavation marks are more recent than the previous areas.
And these structures are new.
I think we're getting closer to our goal.
Anything over here?
oh he takes the 139 man Glasgow takes that half year Ella the beacon of light
within an ocean of slopeless streamers, right
what what wait what are you ninja okay oh they're scared of the lights I gotta
look at oh no they're scared of me looking at them okay well this is a bit
unsettling
Hey!
be the buzzle. There's a refill here. We got to go in there and check that though.
It'll bleed on Dreamcast. I feel like I've looked into that. I don't believe I've played it though.
Yeah, you over here.
Oh, the termites, they're scared of us, keeping us in cages.
If we could break out at the same time, we'd be able to strike as one force.
radio lock to open the cages upstairs help us will help you with whatever it
is you're doing in this hell
Oh my what a delicious morsel you are
Hmm
That wasn't a boss that was an introduction to a new enemy I'm pretty sure
We're about to 100% Crimson Desert?
Damn.
Wait, Crimson Desert wasn't released long ago.
If you've 100% in it now, how much average
have you played per day?
I mean, it depends on how many hours, obviously.
But it's like at 250, 300 hours, isn't it?
Hey Bruce, when are you going to fix the elevator?
The idiot berry came to shit with a busted lever.
Shut your mouth and string the guy up while sharpening the knives.
Looks like you've got some choice cuts of meat there.
Oh, so they're going to mix in all three of these enemies now.
One is a tank, one's a regular and one is really quick, you can kill with counters.
Oh, shit! What the fuck was that?
I'm gonna play Starfield DLC.
No.
Sorry Todd.
Nice ulti count Todd.
butchering guide and all the educational posters depicting a human body the
writing on says the muscular system anatomical chart kitchen edition
Watch and learn boys. Cool.
What am I moving this for I wonder?
Not quite certain what this is even.
Guess I can climb on it to get up here
Whoa
Okay
All right, we'll keep it there to keep it green I guess they took prosperity is signage and gave it a new meaning
Signage. Signage?
If you can read this, don't touch slave cages. Cages controlled by me, bone crusher, and my squad.
Slaves are a lot. Need slaves? Ask me first. I see you take slaves, you become slave too.
Okay.
Okay.
For Warfang and Nate, look to your right.
Look to your right.
Password, kadb?
Hope you morons remember alphabet.
Okay, A, B, C, D.
Delete later.
What's this?
Birdie.
Hey, have you seen the news?
Uh, Albert, I told you not to write to me in work messages.
It's not a playground.
Come on read out paranoid again who would even want to read through our personal chats
So the Kodepa said they strike the deal at the South America summit. We're trading again
My bro Phil from the donor department said we'll overtake the Oregon market in a few weeks
I'll not discuss Phoenix Kodepa politics with you here and let's dine out tonight
I'll spill the beans in private Phil said that if
SA protests the feds will go full Bay of pigs on them
Don't you wonder what really happened there?
So dinner tonight?
Rita?
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
OK.
Cod the bit.
Look to your right.
Password cut but
Can I get out of this I said oh?
Yeah, knife X chain I
Password denied
9x chain eye. 9x chain eye. What else would it be? There's nothing else to write.
What was this one?
What about this?
What if I pull- is there another PC?
Blind?
Blind?
No one gets it yet.
We don't have the full solution.
Good brute force, I guess.
Hold on, let me move this and see.
I don't think this is for anything else.
It is actually the hardest puzzle ever made, yeah. It's true.
What does it mean with a cod? Oh! Oh, I think I get it.
I think I might have solved the hardest puzzle in the world.
I think I got it.
Any relax to Bragmolta?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
I don't believe so.
Denied?
Okay.
Okay.
So it's not that either?
This can't be that hard.
He can't be that hard.
Tell me no, chat.
Oh, stretch and look at my phone, yeah, true, true.
I really thought it was like that, but it's not.
I didn't misdo it, did I?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
Maybe it says something else here that I missed.
Corpa, corpa.
Nothing.
I'm just gonna go back to the room.
I'm just gonna go back to the room.
I'm just gonna go back to the room.
Come.
I thought the fucking equals B was part of like the clotery.
I thought the- where the X is. I thought that was like part of like the background art.
But it's not. It's not. I miss what the sequence said now.
Well, we did the thing.
Okay, I guess the slaves are free now.
Let's go!
the door should be open unless I'm in the eye it's open wait I could pull this
thing out here too maybe I wonder if that would do anything or if it's just a
waste of time I did not know the solution from I mean I saw the equals be
thing but I it just struck me like a background art
You bloody did it!
We need to find a way out of this nightmare.
If you lead us through the tunnel, we'll wipe those bastards out.
I got you homies, let's go.
They ignore the slaves?
Oh no, I can understand if the gameplay felt clunky, but I think it's tight now.
I'm guessing it's the same as in the demo for full release.
is that an arena I'm hearing?
Hey everyone, get over here and move the car.
Oh wait, that's him.
Oh, this path leads to the barracks, man, he's in the collector on top.
Crush the old lease for all of us and we'll show his bosses real hard, man.
May then, four year anniversary, dude.
Oh!
I just saw I have this next to my table.
You ever try one of these chat?
Oh
Like a head scratcher
It's so nice you hate those it's so good
I have nothing to do with balding, what?
here. It's like a headgasm thing. Zoom!
Public 007, that's the plan, yeah.
That's the plan. Maybe some speedruns on it. We'll see.
of
all the systems are unstable with from what we did in the pumper get up
But then get to I mean reach
How's the game? Game's very good. It's very sick. The art style is, it's incredible.
Okay, I thought that was something I could grab.
going to the left right yeah yeah yeah yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
Monty the 64 Miss Lord 23 and Steyr 59 thank you guys who's Frost's favorite
Aunt Antarctica.
Oh my god, the godlike timer of the gamer.
Look, holy, only true gamers would first try that.
I'll play the Xenoclash games.
No, never.
I can make this, right?
I'm sure I can, right?
Oh, OK, fine.
Stop trying to speedrun.
Play it slow and steady.
They do, Rev.
The visuals are incredible.
I'll wait for next cycle.
Play it safe and smart.
Valus Waters, it's 55.
Listen, there's just an old speedrunner in me, alright?
What? Go left.
I think...
I... become... so... I'm gonna... chill! Go back. See? Smart and safe. Smart and safe.
Thanks to you, Faas, live rent free in your head for days now.
Oh, Dougalarm, stop!
But he's sleeping in his bed behind me.
He just went there.
So cute!
So cute!
nothing here hey Lars like 68 but I've
and yet you don't post pictures of don't get on your twitch stories I don't
use twitch stories I use Instagram stories sometimes I have no plans on
revisiting Starfield no do not
First that leery blonde bastard fucks you up on the bridge. Now the fucking slaves are rebelling with some super solid douchebag.
Am I actually just hopping up there? Alright.
Yo. Oh shit! That's the fucker right there!
Aggression is key in this game
Jack, something got making a blubber movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's animated, right?
Yeah.
Hopefully it'll be good.
I'm just saying yeah, because I mean maybe we could have had blood born PC, you know
of
the
I'm trying to have a melee attack, I forgot.
Fuck you.
joke out of there. Fuck it.
Oh!
Health increase?
Oh.
Well, yeah, wait, Jacksepticeye was in, um, that story, uh, dispatch, right.
Yeah, he was yeah, he did a pretty good job there. I think
Yeah, he voiced like the Irish dwarf or whatever it was. Yeah, the punching guy
I love Bloodborne Ludango.
My top three games is Yakuza Zero, God of War 3, and Bloodborne.
Okay, I can swing over there, but could there be some kind of bonus here?
Or is this where the story goes?
Nope.
Unsent Letter Home
Hi sweetheart, I'm in Prospera now and it's far from what it used to be.
The minor incident ten years ago probably wasn't that minor.
They're still suit everywhere.
Saw the labor camp inhabitants.
They look like they've come straight from the roaring camp, working with hand-to-hand
pickaxes and bare hands, and all that fancy high-tech equipment they boast about on
TV's gathering dust unpacked.
I think I'll need a break after this one.
I've seen a lot.
The money they pay is enough for the next six months, and then we'll see.
See you in two weeks.
When did you move Gollum to number four?
Shut up.
Shut up!
Just shut up!
I don't believe Dark Souls 2 is in my top 10.
I don't know what my top 10 will be, I'd have to like sit down and just think about all the games I play.
Hey, you!
Tommy, big 79 man, thank you!
Fuck, I thought I could chain that shit.
Okay, we got a heal.
This is not looking good right now.
You got to look the fuck in, man.
Come on.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I almost died in a fight.
I'll never die in a fight in this game
That will be some wash display
What if Golem has a DS2 effect in a few years?
I remember everyone hated DS2 and everyone thinks DS1 is good
You mean DS2 is good?
DS3 feels like a mold in some of these two- wait
Remember everyone hated DS2 and now everyone thinks DS1 is- it's good
DS3 feels like a mold and somehow DS2 became P.
Yeah that's the thing DS2 would, I always thought DS2 was good. I did.
I used to say this many years ago.
I'll wait hold up
Fuck me, how many armor do you have?
Okay.
Okay, don't press, don't press, it's alright, don't.
Don't press.
Alright, at least he's dead.
It's fine, I don't need-
Okay, I'll restore health. It's all good. It's all good.
Roll.
Dodge, dodge, dodge.
Fucking die.
Roll, bonk, bonk, bonk, roll, bonk, bonk, bonk, dead.
Uh, man, what, I used to say this many years ago, I used to say, uh, DS2 is a good game,
but it's a bad souls game.
I'm not sure what I meant with that because I think it's a good souls game too
now like I'm not sure what I meant. It has good souls aspects whatever man
Termite markings are everywhere in the complex. Uncle Bed must truly believe this is his home.
Will not give up the battery easily, Warren. Yeah, yeah, it has like the best new game
plus out of anything. Out of all the other souls. It's true. It's true. Oh, sure, you're
red-bullying it, Benefron? Very nice.
PvP was super fun, yeah, it's true. Yeah, we haven't met Uncle Ben yet. This has
been a long base, this one. Oh yeah, I gotta let the dog guy ride.
I will not get a Red Bull tattoo, no.
No.
We're gonna see light there at just temperature.
I was a new shit hold on sorry I have that those trying to make my lights a
bit more yellow more cozy for more we go look oh is this puzzle I just lost
connection to chat and I'm back okay I'll get the dog out let's go I'll start
a music in the meanwhile lab rat
I so tired though he's so tired
Pah, pah, pah, sa, sa, sa, sa, pah, pah.
that's right don't mess with me
oh man it doesn't it doesn't go to the next song okay I was hoping it would
hi the control system was inactive
inactive I guess they're all inactive it's another puzzle but no problem for
the puzzle champ
Using the chief engineers ID cards you lower the ladder war and when you turn the lights
on and search for it, okay, okay, okay.
Miners last hours.
We're stuck.
Both key card just doesn't work.
If those corp fuckers up there just brick us up, and we can't go back either, cool.
Guys are playing poker now, what else can we do?
Poor lads down there probably think we're already chilling on the surface.
Air turns to smoke, Johnny is crying, the terminal is beeping like crazy, if a temp
indicators are right, the team below is already cursing us straight from hell.
Hard to breathe, boss pulled out a gun, we're playing poker and the stake is remaining
air.
Oh.
I never played Xenoclash.
The boss is gone. I'm the boss now. Johnny lost. I think he did it on purpose.
Fucking terminal BBBBBBB. Boys, our shit's over.
Man...
Maybe they got like those... like the mining incidents where like mining people get stuck in the caves for like weeks.
Before they can get them out. Shit's horrifying, dude.
I need ID card, okay.
We're not recording, yeah game's sick.
The gameplay is cool in this game, but I think it's a story that might be like the
most interesting.
Oh, insane puzzle of hell.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes!
it wasn't easy game what can I say
most people tried to reboot the gate system but it was blocked from the
outside oh yeah this is where they died playing poker with guns
they spent their final moments playing games
here's Daniel Torn's ID card and the terminal will accept it
the game is still not the whole D mostly anymore now I was like the first
chapter or first two
now it's like actual puzzles and shit balls in condom mouse over twitch name
Man.
Huh.
What a joke, Andy.
China's been doing balls and condom for like four years straight.
Oh shit.
Listen, I don't want to fight.
After everything you've done to get here...
Don't you dare insult me like this!
okay he's wet okay
dude it's he the thing is dodging is like a little bit delayed and he's
there's such a quick start up just look in
yeah
Oh, he's got armor again.
Yeah
Ay, not there, okay?
Sigh!
I'm left, I'm left
and
it's over
What the?
Okay, that was a new gimmick.
I didn't know that.
Okay, that was a new gimmick.
I didn't know that.
What? Okay, that was a new gimmick. I didn't know that.
Oh, I love that I have to redo the boss fight. That's actually great. Okay.
No, if you haven't played this game, dodging takes like legit, it's like a half a second delay to dodge.
Oh, okay. Nice, thanks.
I'll make more like a quarter of a second maybe, but it's definitely like delayed.
It's the same thing with jumping.
It's like that one chatter asked earlier if the controls still felt like clunky from the demo.
I press X but it's too late because the character takes a while.
to destroy it
okay it's nothing to do with my reaction time all right they are like a
cheetah a tiger an eagle
And
What
I don't know what that spin is like impossible unless you're the gamer, and I'm the gamer.
I don't want to get whirlwinded here Oh, okay, he doesn't stagger from that
good to know
I didn't think that would reach, I thought I could uh, step E.
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do not fucking show don't you deny and then
yeah but the only reason it's hard is because the dodge input is so delayed
that's what makes it tough like I'm press X I I impress X okay true and true I
did ever okay it's okay it's no big deal
it's no big deal to me no big deal
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
It's okay, it's no big deal to me.
got your number pal
Don't ask
Only go for two hits I didn't think that would hit
of
death
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death
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death
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death
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death
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Oh my god, this fight isn't even hard, it's just, whoa!
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
okay yeah yeah I'm not dying again there's there's zero chance I die again
I'm just gonna play it extremely safe there's actually zero chance of that
again I'm gonna play it just incredibly safe everywhere in the second
face first faces mega free
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death
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death
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Two hearts, one was modified, weren't we?
We never allowed this.
Yeah, it was just my mega gamer nuke, dude.
That's why he died.
I should get out.
What? What time is it?
Dr. Marsh, sounds like you've just woken up.
Gotta catch some shut-eye when I can. What do you want, Yef?
I'm just touching Basie if her eech is ready to move to the new lab.
This guy's a nerd. I'm still running tests and I have concerns about reach connecting with the Corp by servers.
Our servers here are secured and isolated from any outside networks.
You're a war add-on. We've already had this conversation.
You will retain full research and operations control after reach is moved.
This whole enterprise has become more than your size project has become our future.
Garnation depends on it.
I'm aware of that, Jeff.
Listen, Reach has grown bigger, and it's bigger resources, needs better data storage and backups.
We can't manually deal with everything here anymore. You're not forever worried.
You're just a human.
Everything will be prepped and ready as per schedule
Well reach back to work with plenty of it ahead
I'm dead.
I'm alive.
Yes, you are reached.
Now sleep.
You need to rest.
need to go with the battery. You almost drowned out there. We doubted you would make it.
Reach!
Don't be like Tempest. Don't be like Tempest, Reach. He's taking you down the path he chose for himself.
A path that only leads to death.
You don't need to follow him. You're just a human, Rich.
I'm aware of that.
Except he's not. He's an AI.
I can't stop you anyway. Just go.
I'll go get him.
Veronica's words made me upset.
That's irrelevant.
We should bring the battery to Yo-Yo.
Yo-Yo is also a nerd.
Hello, are you in pain?
Should I call a doc?
Don't bother.
I'm dying. All alone. So alone.
Ha! But you're not alone now.
Ha! Dying with a stranger by my side.
I have a family. A wife. A daughter.
They don't know I'm here. They're in my flower tent just outside the station.
I want to see their faces. Please bring him to me.
Quick story cap. Yeah, you play as Warren who's working on this software called Reach.
But something goes wrong and Reach takes over his body. So we're playing as Reach in Warren's
body and the whole goal of the game is to separate them again.
Flower tent, I've seen this tent, yes right here.
This must be the flower tent, no there's no inventory gear now, it's a very straightforward
like story with some cool combat, and the soundtrack's banging.
There's nobody here, Warren.
Seems the old man lived alone for quite some time.
Search the bed.
Under the pillow, there is a code lock box
with an engraving, my family.
The clues to where the old man's family is might be inside.
I'm now at this pin to the wall of the tent.
Winter second half leap year.
I think the old man was afraid to forget it, Warren.
Balanced forever. This ring might be marriage. Memorabilia.
0-2-10-1953.
The Book of Flowers is in the description. First up to our dream garden.
A middle circle with a ship.
They're trying to open a co-lock box now. We can? Okay.
I don't remember all these notes.
What was it? Winter? Something leapier.
What is, uh...
Every four years.
I'm going to write this down.
winter oh fuck why did I ride so convoluted yeah this
This...
This...
This...
What? That was clearly correct!
That was clear! That was correct!
I'm... I'm brute forcing. I'm brute forcing.
Oh, I think I've wrote that one wrong, yeah, that's why.
What?
How's that not right?
I know why because fucking muricand dates that's why who does who does yeah
it's muricand dates there's an old picture of a woman and a girl taken
from a newspaper, car crash fatal to girl 9, her mother also dies.
Month and day makes no sense.
It makes no sense.
It's supposed to be day, month, and year.
Why is it month, day, year?
Go back to the hospital.
Yeah, let's do it.
Japanese dates?
How does that go?
Yeah, your month date also works, it does.
I found this picture in your tent. Is this what you want?
Yay! That's good.
I promise you I'd live on, but I'm so tired I'll be with you soon I'm coming home.
If I die, will I meet you again, Warren?
Hey, new room.
Brooms, it makes 39 titers, it makes four year anniversary, dude.
That is mental.
Eastwood. Thanks for the 91 man solar strength. Two years.
Your AI to believe it.
Borbjörg thinks the 11 drags 34 presents 50 and generic things
35. Thank you guys.
We need to go to the arcade.
Is it actually good? Yeah, games good it is.
Warren Marsh over here
Come on Warren. It's huge Edward Hughes. We made it the Phoenix out bar remember you're mistaking me for someone. I'm not oh
I get it. You don't know me not to know you clever clever move
Don't fret Warren. I can get us out of this shithole. I thought it was impossible
impossible. Impossible for those dispossels, but not for me. I've got some solid intel
and people in the city willing to exchange it for a way out of country. How do you plan
to get to Phoenix City? The old tunnel system is the key. I just need to visualize it.
If I could take a look at the map that Tempest boy hides in his place. I know where that
map is I can make a copy hmm that will do it's a deal then I knew I counted you
weren't me and you were birds of a feather believe me we'll be chilling
somewhere in Europe in no time I need to get to Phoenix City I need to get to
Phoenix City then I'll return to the lab oh really yeah I'm not used to being
like this so I gotta get back oh I got it ha classic warren all about the
work. How do we meet? So we met at a party in 74 Phoenix Tower grand opening
such an honor being invited there met so many powerful people and even found a
sponsor for my political career. He seemed so out of place there head in
the clouds in an old-fashioned suit. No offense scientists are busy with their
stuff awesome it's better for them to stay in their labs leaving the talk
to people like me I really I really wish I was in the lab right now I can imagine
we need to get to the arcade uh also wait first this
Oh, it's a song.
Um, yeah, let's go arcade it and then we've got to get to his place again to copy the map.
But where was I'm trying to remember his place because the hospital was there.
Did you go Elevator?
You just missed a ton of islands old gamer. I just kill like the first mega balls
Yeah, the second game is open. Oh, this is a horror game cool
How to play help jumpy the jumper hop back on a pond with LS they were the heavy traffic
Okay, I'll help those for extra points. I'll think about what they're made of. They're just delicious.
Make it in time. Hurry. This is super easy.
I'm platformer god.
I got to beat 5000 points.
You got to beat the Sausage.
Watch!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not even on the scoreboard.
what doesn't matter I don't need that extra life anyways
Nice.
2.7K?
Hey, you!
4.2k.
Patience.
Just be patient, dude.
It's not a hard game.
Super easy
Got it
channel the gamer
I have Evolve, I could die now, it's fine.
Mommy's letter. My dear Susan, if someone you don't know asks you to give them your things
or to go somewhere with them, say I'm sorry I need to ask Mommy first. If they don't
go away, return to the bar and ask Uncle Ironwood or Auntie Francesca to help you. Some people
are bad people, they don't care about your games and they don't know how important
binoculars are to you and to me please darling stay safe I promise I'll spend
more time together next month energy game per hit I mean that's insane that is so
good I knew you could do it friend you're the best next time I will repair one
more arcade game for you to play that's a horror game
I forgot to ask about her mom earlier, I think.
Hey, Praiseful, it makes 32.
Okay, we just gotta go back and copy the map now.
Punish the groin.
Thanks to the 19, rage source 46, why'd it be like 65?
Let's see.
Where was his base?
Was it?
Was it in this area or was it the previous area?
I think this was where the nerd lab was.
This is where I'm supposed to go, I think.
Oh wait, this is the bar.
All right, you.
Deliver the gun battery to Yo-Yo.
Yeah.
About reach?
About the man named Reach.
Tempest is useless.
completely enamored by the man's combat skills. Veronica characterized the man as quite polite,
too naive for his age and prone to being manipulated. Says he feels safe to be around, a trustee
on that matter. You'll witness the man have a blackout. Got no more relevant information,
my conclusion. Not a corp spy, more likely to be a product of a corp experiment. MK
Ultra Test Subject. I'll continue watching him until further instructions. Pavel makes
Is it a four?
Creamer, that's 39.
Let's see.
Well, it was in here, this area, and then it was to the right, I think.
Interesting elemental plasticity of children helps them bear reality.
Nursery rhyme.
Sad kitty, sad kitty, where have you gone?
I've gone to the wall to see a flying drone.
Sad kitty, sad kitty, what did you there?
I found a little mouse dying under its glare.
Listen, I just wanted to make it rhyme, alright?
Grrrrrrrr!
Do you want something?
Woof woof!
Why do you keep barking at me like that?
We need to establish contact with each other somehow.
Maybe you want something to eat?
That's how animals became tame, correct?
Fine, lemme go find some food.
Oh, let's go down. I believe it was down here or no, this was the nurse
Well, no, this is where we're supposed to go. So let's do this first I guess
Right mouth off Friday
Believe I have any early access
Wonder what the purpose of a cat is all they seem to do is sleep and purr and look kind of sad
We're not a very good reading. Let's go. I got the battery here. Take it. Great job.
Long time no see. They didn't even modify you much. This battery has a name? All my
batteries have names. They're like children to me. Personification. It means to humanize
something that's not to make something precious never mind even the gun here it
comes the battery self-charging just use the gun enough and it will fill the
energy bar oh shit take it make tempest happen I'm always so excited as you
arrived
you brought five of the council's meeting thank you yo yo for time of my
My dearest child? Child?
Now I ignore base nothing.
Did we just get a gun upgrade?
But first I gotta find dog food in that map.
I mean I know where the map is, I just don't remember where his base is.
I feel like it was to the right over here, but am I- am I crazy?
This is where the hospital was.
No, it- it's-
No, this is correct. Yeah, this is it.
But old third is not here. Yo, you said he might be in the bar.
Here's the map.
Should we trust that man Warren? He talks like he was a good friend of yours.
I made a copy of the map. Hope it holds doesn't mind. Surely this won't impact
anything.
and it there's probably in the market there's probably food huh Edward I
brought the map copy Edward oh no he's dead Warren looks like he killed
himself I don't understand there's a notebook in his hands this man was so
terrified he tried to flee the country he never told me people are scared of the
corporation war I never asked he wrote that the intel the corporations after is
well hidden but the paint stains on his hands and clothes hmm didn't have those
the last time I spoke. I was trying to find a place where he could touch paint, graffiti
or a mural. I need to get my fucking shit, I need to get my shit together. That fucking
data from the Korpa archive is a death warrant for me. I managed to sneak behind the walls,
I'm reaching the border, it's just a question of time now. I'm trying to get to them
south for several months now, everywhere I go there's a goddamn Korpa patrol or
or a high radiation zone.
I guess that's why the disposal stay put.
I need someone to help guide me through,
someone I can trust.
What a fucking idiot, that ex trooper,
our guide for moving south,
out of us to that goddamn patrol transport.
Moron was just screaming at them,
saying he was sent beyond the wall by mistake.
Buster was obliterated by a secret rocket.
Shame it was too late for the idiot to learn
that the corp doesn't make any exceptions.
I guess there are no regrets for the dead.
No, Warren, I believe is still alive.
It's a bit weird, we don't know.
Reach is talking to Warren, but Warren never responds.
So Warren might just be in like a trance or something,
I don't know.
Mexico is off limits, need a new plan.
The old tunnels must have access to the metro lines
under the city.
Maybe I can use them to get to the damn port.
The tribes will get me out for the dirt
I have on Phoenix, asking Tempest for help is useless.
That fool doesn't understand shit
about what he's dealing with.
Still can't believe my own eyes.
Warren, god damn, Marsh.
Here, beyond the wall.
The guy's acting all weird, though.
Walking around asking Childish questions, I better be careful.
The corporation must have discovered I'm here and sent him undercover.
Well, suck it, Mr. Marsh. Tell your patrols to train their agents better.
One wrong word and you're busted. You ain't gonna find shit.
You can't outplay Edward motherfucking cheesers.
Yeah.
Wait, so we need to find like a mural?
What about here?
Maybe up here.
What are you drawing?
Scenery?
Why do you draw it?
I assume people here sell surroundings as grim.
Grim.
Maybe.
I can't help but notice people's aspirations, their dreams and tenacity.
Sure, not everything is as it should be, but I still wish that others could see this world like I do, beautiful.
I guess that's why I draw.
Ironwood note.
Michael, take the telescope to Yo-Yo before David tries to sneak in here again.
Ask if the binoculars can be fixed, or the only momentum for Susan has of her father.
Meryl? Okay, I'm not here.
It's snowing now. How long has he been here?
Hmm.
Hmm. It's a nice tempest finally found friend.
Oh, here maybe.
This is the place the paint is the same in this part
The secret stash where Edward kept all his belongings
Now I all more meds dims all that's so nice
These upgrades are very worth it and those old chat logs are the reason Edward thought he was being hunted
He believed that the Corpum sent you to get him so he killed himself
Is this how we become part of history warren?
Now we just need some food which I'm guessing can be found in here in the
station.
I think you can say what up? Thanks 87, dude.
Electronics, exchange. I don't see any food around here.
Any food?
No food though?
Saka scum.
Will we get a cyberpunk too?
Are they working on that?
Why do I feel like I heard they're working on that?
They are.
Oh, okay.
They do.
it's a smoother launch. I thought windrows looked pretty cool but I thought it was full
release and it's not. It's early access so I'm in no stress. I knew you could do it
friend you're the best next time looking for some food for the Dowl
your cold span what up all good up your woman word classic thanks 39 what's up
Masha so there's no food in here it
must be to the left under the bridge
then finding the oh it could also be in
his yeah maybe oh no obviously it must
be in the in the in the in it must be
the in where the food is the diner I
I could probably talk to the diner and get some.
Was that the only quest I had left? I think so.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, find food for the dog because I just got the mid-stim thing, yeah.
Well, we know where that is.
Why don't we recap everything? Yeah, it's pretty straightforward.
You play as Warren who's working on this like software called Reach. It's like an AI.
Now what he wants to do with it? We don't really know, but it seems kind of bad.
Something goes wrong though when he's working with his AI Reach and
there's an accident and Reach takes over his body. So we're playing as the AI Reach in Warren's body and
And the whole goal is to separate them again.
No way in hell they'll give a shit.
They'll starve before they give us more.
We won't need their handouts when we break through the wall.
And Tempa is this base. He's our friend. He's our best friend.
Ah, perfect timing! How's the gun doing?
Yo-Yo changed the battery. The gun's fully operational now. Hell yeah! Yo-Yo's a god!
You heard that? We got the gun!
Susan's my best friend? No, I'm her best friend.
There's a whole army on the wall, Tempest. You know that better than us.
Huh, don't bother, Francisco. The boy's brain dead.
It's you who's brain dead, old man.
Just like when Prospero burns.
It's still covered in ashes, you know?
you know reach so everything didn't you about say one more word and I'll kill
you. Robert enough. YouTube, you aren't going anywhere. But I need it. Dog food.
Maybe it was not in the diner, but I feel like it would make sense if you asked the diner bar.
How many games have I played in my life? Impossible to say.
Locked in my own room. Am I a fucking kid to her? You.
You and Ironwood were fighting, she had to stop that.
Hell yeah, I was fighting, I've been fighting my whole damn life.
It cut us and our loved ones open, took away our freedom.
And what did we do?
People are just afraid to strike back.
It's logical the Phoenix Korpa forces are strong, even with a gun.
Guns don't matter each, no matter what side of the wall you're on.
I think Tempa's gonna launch some like, rebellion or something.
People take comfort in being a slave.
What the hush I know you won't back down anyway, so take the keys and leave
The match your arch kind of based do whatever the hell you want, but just you two no one else
Okay, two of us. All right, we've got it
Just don't let ironwood see you
Reach, feel free to prepare yourself at the station. Make sure you're ready.
Yeah, I'm about to feed a doll. That's about it.
Wow. Well, you heard her, Reachy Boy.
I'll go check the car.
I love the story in this game. I really like it. I like the characters, too.
It's actually really good.
But I really want to feed the dog before we go and it's got to be in the diner.
It's the only place I haven't really checked and they make food.
Rob again a panoramic 53 purest and 67 and died to the x45 and word classic again x39.
Thank you guys.
Yeah it's simple but yeah it's well written.
Yeah exactly.
it's good shit like invest it I want to see what happens next
but first diner
I
Hey
Hello, do you have food?
You're in a bar talking to a man in chef hat take a guess
You do have food
Uh-huh today's burger day first round is on the house for newcomers to stay or to go
um the food is not for me it's for Excalibur well you should have said that
here take another burger a dog's the best thing to happen to this place make
sure to tell him this is from me oh finding a job so you found a job
running errands for Tempest doesn't count no I have not considered that well
you should when he's strong man everywhere in the in the mine shafts
junkyard's gardens. What about you? What do you do best? Analyze data, execute commands,
fight. Quite a set of skills, no wonder Tempest took you in. Say hi to the dog for me. A burger
made from several types of meat, the origin of which is questionable at best. Despite
limited resources the ship still made the patty bigger than the bun. A small act of
defiance against scarcity.
What is the dog gonna give us?
Hey, buddy.
Hello Excalibur.
Have this.
Must want me to follow him.
Scallop was going to go through that door.
Hi there.
There must be a reason why Scallop brought me here, I need to take a closer look.
It was something here but it's gone now.
The silhouette resembles a pickaxe.
To Mole and everyone else who protected the station up to their last breath.
The sign reads, Wedding Street, and it looks like it's been taken from a metro station.
Roof!
Excalibur wants to show me some.
Hey buddy.
There's a pickaxe enhancement here and some sort of a letter.
Oh, the pickaxe now generates energy.
These upgrades are so good.
They're not just standard, like, oh, increase health or whatever.
It's actually very nice, man, it's very nice.
To me, you were a second father.
I'll never let you down again.
Whatever happened to Mole at Wenning Street Station left a great impact on, is mentee.
Thanks for showing me.
Oh, this tastes good.
What was it called I haven't read this one you were the leader the fighter the
protector the teacher the inspiration but to me you were a second father I'll
never let you down again
Good boy Excalibur, good boy.
That's Excalibur.
This place is so quiet.
Oh wait, there is something here, the health upgrade maybe?
No, a prayer of the damned ones.
Oh, it's a song, eight minute song.
Is this on?
I'm not sure it is.
I didn't forget the game name, yeah I did.
It's on Spotify 1 hour plus, okay.
Okay, we gotta go to um...
I believe that was all the- that was all the quests I encountered here.
Let's go down.
Wait, um, no, it was to the right.
I always mix these up.
Games very good, Siren.
The game's actually really sick.
Replay Studios.
Oh, okay, Replay Studios maybe.
Yeah, but it's on YouTube though.
It's all good.
If I listen to that on my next long run or something.
Alright, on to the next adventure.
Has this dev made a game before?
It's it's really impressive the art I must say I'm not sure I've seen a game use art like this before like a mix
Cars all said just say the word
Yeah, I'm ready to go splendid. It's Phoenix City wall finally jump into the car and off we go
I don't know if it's one a guy
It's said in the intro like lead animation and story or whatever.
She told me not to be like you, but I thought she liked you?
I don't understand.
When Moronika's worried, she acts angry.
But that just means she cares a lot.
I've never played unknown mutation in them.
No.
I don't know what that is.
You know, no one ever taught us how to handle all this.
How to live on when everything sucks.
So everyone does their best.
Matt Church feels calm and confident even though managing the station is a hard job.
While the station is all she has, it's like a family, a congregation, an all year summer
camp combined.
I'm not sure I want to know what would happen if someone decided to take it away from her.
Ironwood.
Is that why Ironwood remains so distant?
Uh-huh.
He sometimes seems easier to shut down the feelings instead of handling them.
He chose to die along with his people in Prospero.
I hope one day he'll change his mind.
Yo-yo.
What about Yo-yo?
He seems disinterested in people.
He only cares about gadgets and appliances.
I think he just wants to help.
Help others to be precise.
Helping himself seems completely irrelevant to him.
And how do you handle all this?
I don't.
I try to crack a joke or two so it all feels less scary.
And then a new day comes and brings a new little goal,
good enough to survive.
So we're alike. I use a similar approach. I dissect every task into smaller ones. Establish interim goals and priorities.
Oh sure, look at us. Kalman Steady. Almost there in Phoenix. City. Wait, hold on. Something's in the way.
hands up in the air now hell no DJ that's not our jam hell you waiting for
grab your gun let's get this done no they'll kill us deflect their bullets
come on haven't you used that function already also now we unlock the
Deflect. Standard issue. Short time energy shield that.
I'll screw it, just get on with it.
You know, Windrush is an early Axis, they all might just wait for full Axis, maybe, until I play it.
Now it's possible to deflect enemy projectiles.
R1, when the enemy's laser sight turns red, to deflect enemy blast.
whoa sick
hmm setting up an ambush isn't the corp style yeah I would love to replay the
Metro games before the new one comes out anyway you're right back there a
natural born killer. Thank you. No sweat we'll have to walk from now on. Can you check the
emergency hatch? On it like a none of the cucumber field balls. Here for the MTX, thanks
It's a 19, bro. And spot again. Thanks for the 6 year anniversary.
Pshaw.
Hey, you.
All we gotta get to the other side is Anken Open. Is it?
Asgard, like 65.
Damn, the manual override is off limits.
Like a non-mini-cucumber field.
Yeah, it's from Darkwood.
It's what the biker guy says, if I remember correctly.
Sorry, babe, but it's for the best.
Reach my man, you see that?
The air conditioning units are working now.
Yup, so the decaying accumulators in those emit a special kind of particle while energized.
You know, the wave particle duality depending on the physical settings.
You know why I just jump and shoot downwards?
Wait, what?
Look outside 2.3, there's more?
You want me to shoot the air conditioning unit while I'm jumping over it?
Sounds crazy, I know, but the shell will create an energy burst strong enough so you
can jump further.
We're grenade launching now, kind of.
Shock of launching, pistol launching.
Which means you can safely dash across the rift, theoretically.
If you don't try, you won't learn.
Alright.
Yeah, look on the sides of Banger Man.
But I haven't played the...
There's a lot of new updates I haven't done.
Whoa, man, I knew you'd make it.
But damn, that was sick.
They're a total urban ledger material.
Ha, nice.
I'll find a way around downstairs, but you go right on through.
I'll meet you around the factory.
Stay safe, friend.
I did finish.
outside young Roboto I did your what up don't commit thanks sure you did too
brother I know Rolf knows the area well but it's really relevant I need to
focus on our survival
Oh, you never did. Oh, sorry. Sorry, my bad. Streamers think everything is about them,
know. Oh, I can move this entire thing, I think. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, he's unique double
Yeah, I mean it's a very situational double jump
Okay, sorry binky
Are we just some errand boys to them first deliver shit to the disposal is not fighting capture that
That one get him
Fuck, it's hard to reflect that when there's many of them.
Hellbette, hellbette!
Okay, I'm not dying in a pleb encounter.
Men I just killed her
Okay, fighting is definitely harder now
huh
I knew it! That's a health upgrade probably.
Oh, cult leader arrested. What?
Jonathan Eaton was arrested at his house in Eaton Town, a sudden little man in California established by his cult-like following.
The sect Eaton on Earth gained enormous popularity by preaching that the explosion was assigned to abandoned tech,
knowledge, and pursue a simpler, agriculture-oriented life.
A high-ranking Commune member whose identity remains undisclosed for their safety presented
the police with indisputable evidence of Eden selling his followers to Oregon Harvester abroad.
Each month, Eden chose several of his most dedicated followers to ascend to a secret
paradise, which is actually a death trap.
Phoenix Special Forces managed to uncover the names of more than 200 victims.
In an act of desperation, Eden persuaded his followers to drink poison wine under
The guys of it being the last trial on the way to real Eden right before the arrest hundreds of bodies including children
We're found in Eden Town several Phoenix lab laboratory laboratory still fighting for those who survived
Fuck you now
Cold to be crazy man
I think I'm going to get out of here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is there a battery I miss?
How away I can do this, I guess.
Well hello, Snowberry again. Pretty sure you've been here like all stream, but hello.
Hey, you-
Skrlock Holmes, thanks for the-
Oos, 65!
Hi Flipper, welcome.
Old Phoenix City feels like a maze, hopefully this liberal grand us a shortcut.
Hey, you!
There's the battery.
Hello Matt, Shandy! Hello! Antonius, thanks for the big 51, bruv.
Hi there!
I need to add more 1%ers, man.
Oh!
Troop. Hi, Tiny Dip.
Hey, you.
There's a lot out there.
Hey, you.
A high fresh rage.
Hey, uh, Kieran, 110.
And, uh, thinking you.
Thanks for the F-43.
Where am I supposed to put this to?
Okay, don't dent. It's not hard.
I can probably push it in here, I guess.
I don't think anything's stopping that.
If I push it in here...
I won't make it up there, that's way too high.
What about this thing?
Hey, you-
Wait, I can push it all the way and get up here, I guess.
Yeah.
That's a long push though.
Thester, thanks 27, yo!
Yo!
Oh
My Castlevania game that would look like this damn that will be kind of tight
Damn, cool.
We're making a new castle, but yeah, they didn't just release one that was like really
bad.
The side-scroller one.
Our bodies had its limits of war and when everything is back in place we need a lot
of rest.
Wait, there is an item on the other side.
I saw that.
Oh, that was Legacy of Cain.
My bad.
Yeah, that was Legacy of Cain.
Yeah, that game.
Mmm, that was a tight jump.
Termite's regrets.
We should have killed the boy along with his patron on that damn waiting street, but along along Alan decided teaching a lesson was a better idea.
Mold wouldn't expose himself and not for his buster
So Alan was first the boy tracked him down by the tattoo Michelle was next she flashed her custom-made blades too often
Then we got Keith
Fester Ranny and Vic no torture no mockery no fucking thing
He's just following the list and I'm next good thing. I was wearing a mask
No, I don't have any real access to Purg Motha that I know of
Hey sentry, thanks 41
So many enemies, we need to check if the gun is something that may help.
Now it's possible to activate Overdrive for unlimited gun blasts for a short time.
The Overdrive meter fills up in combat with every attack, counter-attack or deflect and
carries over between combat encounters.
Oh.
There's L2 to activate when the meter is full.
Yeah, let me just fucking die first.
I wasn't at full health.
I think.
I countered.
Helvete, okay.
Onc.
Gila.
Counter.
Ass.
Saw his shield.
Counter.
Counter.
Okay, don't... can't counter twice. Roll.
Whatever.
This function is really overloaded the gun.
It's lower- I've lowered its accumulation rate as a safety measure.
Okay.
I don't want the gun to explode Warren. Help those in need.
You have a rack of hot honey ribs? Nice. Made a bunch of lentil soup for like the
next two weeks yesterday. Lentil soup with some shiritso and yeah stuff. Where's
this to defeat death my ass I'm flooded with requests but I can't do shit with the algorithm
in command reach turns down anything 80% probability I say it's urgent the machine doesn't care
What if it fails to be for years and we need it now, okay?
More donors needed
All right, I'm used to the new gimmicks now now we have gun overload
Don't save it for the sequel
This game is sick for a lot. It's actually really good
Amazing art style this this game better win some shit or something for that
Don't they have best art direction
A dead end, let's try to get to the rooftops.
Think we'll be safer up there, Warren.
Also the game's soundtrack fucking bangs.
G-Table win that?
Oh yeah.
Now, this is more of the best R-Saws I've ever seen, I think, this game is just so
damn pretty okay what a pixel
gotta delay that jump dude you know the detail will come out this year haven't
They laid it two times already
and
Hi, I made a mistake.
We got Sam since he's taken me scrap, true!
He's speaking the truth.
I think I've looked at Sonalbi, but I don't believe I've ever played it.
There's a door over here.
A battery?
Watergate scandal.
Hmm, classic.
This came on cam last night, you should have seen the size of the arms and back.
People were asking me to start working out, but he was like nah I've just been carrying
LS out on leave the company in the past two days.
I mean past one day I only joined for one day
What was it two days? Shit maybe I did two days
What was it two days?
Thank you.
unless
The Alabama Beach Mouse
Oh yeah, you can walk around objects in this.
Right.
Oh, I'm sure the game is about to throw a shitload of enemies at you from here on out because you unlocked gun overdrive.
I hope I put that at a good place and not too much right.
No, it should be fine.
nothing here uh yeah i'm kind of waiting for ground at two to be done i really like ground
at two though it's really good but yeah played it a bunch in early access
We're doing a water update this year, right?
Eugh.
I mean, fish and stuff.
The last updates were really good.
They added two boss fights?
Nice.
Grounded one has added a bunch of boss fights, even after release.
I press try again.
the combat is way harder now when they introduce all the ranged enemies because you got to
like prioritize like when to counter when to roll or you get fucked
I might have salad with the giant spiders. Oh, yeah
The gun is no pee, but I almost still died. I could have popped that earlier though
I you need to the ranged enemies is the only problem because when they mix in their gunshots with the other like Millie Perry's
You're like tank something
Oh
Hey, you ride down there reach a boy
Falling down so frequently it's surely an undesirable habit
Haha, don't be so harsh on yourself man. You're fine
Fuck! Jump into the manhole quick!
That was a terrible sensory experience, Warren.
we're gonna need that box you're gonna your boss is gonna need me
will be more painful for me feel good okay look at a truck will be in the
trap a minute oh can all can please
Yeah, I know I'd find you here, man.
I'm so glad you're okay.
Well, apart from that heinous smell, heinous, heinous, come on, let's get you out.
We're almost there.
All that's left is to walk through the old construction site.
Oh, shit, head straight for the wall.
there have I seen movies fear maybe I recognize it we're all drew their drone
away I hope he stays safe
read the book sphere uh real
I've seen the cube movies. Yeah, I've seen all cube movies. Yeah, they're good fun
Only the first one is good though
Really digital damn this fear book, huh? Oh
Okay, no, I kind of want to read that but I'm doing berserk right now
Is that my uh, red bull page copy-pasta or what is this?
I love reading books, hey I've actually read Pet Cemetery, alright?
And also, also I'm reading Berserk reading.
Did I read it?
An action figure.
You've seen them patrolling the streets, now get ready to see them in action.
find your task force on the mission to serve American citizens and protect them from threats.
Each figure is made of high quality plastic and realistic scaling as detachable parts.
Exchange and combine them with other figures to create a special squad of unique super
soldiers.
More troopers in your squad, more combinations to create, collect them all.
Uh, no, uh, uh, but Mika was listening to the 8 audio books, so I heard a lot of
it.
And that book is fucked.
Like, that book is genuinely fucked.
this will take 66 thank you
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, it does, Bavarian, it does.
Oh, I didn't see the crack there, even though it has yellow paint.
Hey, you!
Craig said the way up is here, but the elevator's dead!
Craig was a promotion.
He could climb the flimsy scaffolding himself.
I'm out.
Hey, Waze, it takes three years, man, to their anniversary.
The red mark with a skull looked like invulnerability power from Quake 2.
Oh, there's probably some, uh, homages or shit in the background or whatever.
Hey!
That's the one on the freak!
Where's the other guy?
I'm looking from right now.
your colleague Craig now. You think you can mock us? I'll show you how. But I do.
Oh, they don't die to one gunshot.
okay has a follow-up good to know
okay you have no more healing watch out
Well, does this follow-up attack look like?
I don't know.
There!
Okay, it's the backhand.
Oh!
The front, too.
Okay.
hard is actually good difficulty in this without a boss no I don't know it's just a big enemy
I've only had one boss in the game he was hard though well he was hard because the dodging
put in this game was a bit delayed. Actually. Is this a secret or is this where I'm supposed
to go? No, it's a secret. It's really good will be. Game sick. How's marathon now? Portable
solar panel. Huh, would you look at that.
What I do right now is extremely logical and unsafe and yet I do it.
of
the
you can turn off this electricity to move this thing probably but you gotta move that one first
because it's in the way all right
okay
maybe you can't move this this looks fine
I
Know you can okay, bro. How are you?
I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro
And not small things 29. I'm not gonna do no damn six seven challenge
I don't think I need to move this one. I need it there to make it.
Yeah, it should be fine.
Yeah.
put this closer this actually no don't put it closer pretty closer to here that's
better start this start this
I'm not sure why I start that to be honest whatever
I wonder which of us is responsible for that war and it's me and my giant gamer brain.
Zoom!
V-Privatex 22!
Think about it.
Is this a Soulslike while it's got parrying, dodging?
Yeah, yeah, you could say so, yeah.
That disposal, sir, he went up the crane so fast I couldn't do anything.
Why would he go up there?
Keep your eyes open for the other one.
I rule.
Lock him, lock him.
Don't let him win.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I know about the counter game. It's all good. Remove the message.
the
music is crazy in this game
it's very nice
Have overdrive now. I don't really need to use it for this stuff. We're good
One more armor follow up
What oh wait you don't have any more armor, okay, then don't choke this
Good.
Suppose he-man popcorn buckets and drink?
No.
I never saw that.
Wait, Browse search history?
Oh.
Hmm.
Chat search history.
Chat search history
Yeah, I'm gonna go on the left. Yeah
Rusted pin
Okay, I haven't found a health upgrade in a while
Bada-bom-bada-ba-dum-ba-dum-bom.
Zoom!
Oh!
This game just looks so damn good.
It does, yeah.
Amazing art direction.
Hey, Starcater gave the movie a reset.
Thank you!
Phoenix City. We have to get to Phoenix City and then the labs to restore ourselves.
I will not fail this, I'm pro-crash bandicoot player.
deathless
of
I'm good bro, Bavarian bro.
Yeah, Varmin, when I die I should check the death anim- to be honest, the last- when
I died in the last battle, the last time I died in the battle, there was a cool death
animation.
It wasn't just like, uh, dead game over.
He was like choked on his own blood and shit.
Judging by statistics, encountering the drones will imminently lead to our death.
The district close to the wall was razed to the ground for easier surveillance.
How many people lost their homes? Did you know that, Warren?
Did you choose to ignore it?
Yeah, it is. Yeah, who was? We don't really know anything about Warren.
You can live in a video game world of your choice which game would you choose and why
would it be walking dead destinies.
Walking dead destinies.
Yeah I'd love to live in that world.
Sounds awesome.
Vampire mansion.
Gooner you
Have you to die for it's a song 40 seconds water break
How do I know it's a good again because I have a hundred percent achievements in that game
Probably Witcher 3. Dude, it seems horrible to live in the Witcher universe. There's so
many monsters and shit that always wants to kill you.
Oh energy gain for hidden crease nice
Yeah, Nailene, what up?
Not if you're a witcher, but then you have to undergo like brutal fucking training and shit like
Isn't it like most witchers don't even most witchers don't even survive the training
Yeah, he's just dying as kids, yeah.
I'm behind the van!
Also the greedy there.
8, 9 out of 10 kids died there in the training, yeah.
Background, before streaming, he aspired to be a rockstar and a skilled guitarist.
Yeah, that's true.
I didn't say singer, but I didn't aspire to be, I just like, I played a lot of guitar
and I was pretty obsessed by it, I was like, man, this will be so sick bro.
Dent, oh my god, I almost went full dent, you never go full dent.
Trille Pummelberg, 63 Kompis, thank you.
Yeah, I'd use those going in.
It's over, Mopi.
It's completely over.
That's not death, right, yeah.
of
three state are longer
,
239 yeah I mean they're like announcing it tomorrow or showing maybe
maybe just some trailer
Dude that is such a tight timer what oh
I get it you got to go in two turns
You have to wait an extra turn I think move the box wait move the box
Morbid Metal is early access, yeah.
I should definitely make it
All right
We're also waiting for that silk song playthrough. You're so missing out. How am I missing out when I know I'll play it eventually?
you know when I would be missing out on silk song if I were to play it when
I'm not in the mood for it that will be missing out which is why I haven't played
it yet
I can't walk right.
Mid song, holy.
Damn.
Okay, I guess maybe- wait what? Okay, maybe you YOLO run and climb up quick.
What the hell? Okay, how am I supposed to- okay, so I can't go backwards. I can't rush
Well, that means we gotta wait until it goes through there and then immediately we go unless this is a plank
I can climb
There was no yellow paint on it. So I unironically thought I couldn't go on it
Because the other planks had yellow things
Wait, this is sick
look the first plank doesn't have yellow paint with the other two does it's
also like I was probably part of the scenery and I got to do I don't know
climb with the pickaxe over here Warren you told me we were fighting death was
that true
Get up. Is it true? There's some yellow paint on this thing. Yellow paint on this thing.
This reach AI is actually good. Well it seems like it. Too many variables. I can't estimate
our chances even approximately. I am unwell. I mean it seems better than what Warren
was, a little info we know about him. Tempest, help, Rolf!
Wait a minute.
Ta-da!
Congratulations on getting here in one piece!
Wait, don't tell me you didn't use a box to sneak through.
I... did not.
So you did it the hard way then. You're one hell of an action man.
Well, the plan's simple. We'll get to the generator and you break it with your gun.
That sounds feasible, well.
I know right okay and Zen time take a deep breath relax well let's chat a bit
don't wind up to you
tempest thoughts or something on your mind what's Phoenix City like now you
know I don't remember much of those towers man as a kid I wanted to climb
them so badly. My parents didn't share that dream, always avoiding him. Now I see why.
I've never been there. Oh, right. Maybe someday then. Checkpoint. Do you know what's inside
the checkpoint? Glad you asked. Ironwood never let me close. You know why. But I did my research
so the wall's basically a three-wall sandwich. And the checkpoints is a place where all
three layers merge the weak points there's two gateways both locked until
the electromagnetic generators disabled that may be a tough enough to crack but
nothing or amplified gun won't break what if the gun don't work
code of balaser guns are made to melt on any plating including their own it
will work per reach it has to ready to go cool okay let's do it man
Tempest so cool, dude
You watch my back and I'll watch yours all will be fine I
I
Don't believe tempest will survive. Yeah, I mean the beginning of the game is Warren before he gets taken over by reach
He's looking for
Matching donors. I don't think they're donors though. It's just people they take body parts from and tempest is is the matching donor of Warren
So
Yeah, I don't I think I wonder what's gonna happen when they split and then Warren becomes himself again, and then tempest is there
Not the easiest entrance, but the safest I think
Because I mean reach likes Warren
But no reach likes tempest, but we don't know what Warren thinks
hey you generator classic I don't know how many like vents we fall through reach
seriously are your bones made of metal or what hey move that makes the one
year anniversary no if they were maybe the same strength as those fixtures now
oh man you really are some I'll go ahead and keep watching the quarter boss
see you at the top
Bloodworm puzzle please bro
Hey Yoshi
Was blueprints any good while I haven't played blueprints people have said it's very good
I should be able to make this stuff.
Oh I need it over here.
I can't swing it.
I see.
it's like a puzzle road light right or whatever
the only puzzle road light I played is out of wiles even the DLC I can make
this I just need some running space no I can make this what he should be able to
make this I'm not crazy just a very late jump
Outer Wild is amazing. It truly is, I think.
When Commissioner visits, what am I showing him? The way? Half of my troops are in the lab now.
Hey, you slabs almost have flushing points every stream though.
Yeah, I mean, it can definitely be a frustrating game to stream.
Oh, is this the elevator sequence?
It looks like it.
It's our lucky day, the generator's all ours.
The bad news is that it has a protective shell.
The goodness is that I can temporarily lift it from here.
Yes, I'll idea.
Your job is to shoot the generator at the right time.
Or maybe not.
Keep him busy while I'm removing the shell.
Alright, I got this shit.
Let's go.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
No more fuck ups.
Let's go.
You don't die in this fight.
You know what you're doing.
I think you get eye frames or any executions, yeah.
Who's this? Police chief?
The Commissioner.
Call yourself and put the gun down, Mr. Marsh.
Reach, wake up! Don't let that psycho distract you!
Oh shit, second boss fight.
Okay, that's a counter.
Okay.
Okay, all right
Well, he has like an instant gun shot
Hey, I mean just counter him breach Dennis charge up your gun
Like it should Jennifer overdrive loads her arms off
Okay, I see all right
Okay
You only have half a heart, but you don't need more what give me said
Okay
It's not even hard dude
Don't be old and bald, I'm saying.
I
It's okay, okay, all right, don't push me into this fuck you
Your mutiny will cover committing crimes against you.
Oh
This game is a fucking stand-up I did keep sick
Holy hell you off both the generator and the Phoenix high flyer with one shot
Man, what are you exactly mr. Marsh? I am not it is Warren. I am reach
Wait so it's reach like the homicidal corp machine after all
Listen, I didn't want this I I'm stuck into this body. I need to get back
No, you need help because let me tell you there's something wrong with your head
Just listen to me roll
How how do you know that name
Because that's what I was made for finding donors
I'm a human level intelligent assistant created to process database of people and their compatibility
yeah.
Awesome rechance and cramming.
Creating our own image became that very image.
Take the car and go wherever.
I'm gonna use what's left before the shift change to help my people.
Thank you, Rolf.
It's Tempest.
Now go while I still think you're bullshitting me.
Goodbye, Tempest.
But Tempest is a bro!
So Reach is the AI they use to find people compatible so they can steal their body parts
and shit.
Yeah, that's pretty fucked, but Reach doesn't seem bad though, but I mean it's just doing
what it's programmed to do I guess.
And right now their survival is their biggest, uh, scaring goal.
I think Warren is a bastard, yeah, I mean his goal was just to find a role for Tempest
and take his eyes, I think that was it, he needed his eyes or something.
But Reach isn't doing that, but that's probably because Reach is just an AI programmed for
survival right now, so that's what he does.
They're trying to get back to so they can split again.
Nuts! You're stupid! Finally we're closer to the laboratory.
Yeah, Friday at Pugmata, yeah bro. Just a little further and I'll fix the situation.
This game has been such a banger. I have really liked this one. I promise. I'm gonna
Let me get some water real quick, listen to one of the music tracks I found solving a problem.
Oh
Perfect
I went to get water. I came back with slope and then I forgot my water.
Nice.
Ah!
Not doing a lethal company. I mean, I wanna...
I don't really know how long this game is, but...
I just wanna keep playing this game sick, actually. It's really good.
Slop. Yeah, I'm eating, like, literally slop.
If I showed Chad, they would all go footspace, but it's a lentil suit.
Falling into water this way will lead to fatal hypothermia.
The Lodge are all nice and same
Lentil soup is back. Yes lentil soup with a chorizo
I'm sure happy someone went and paid to these mountains yellow
Oh.
Oh.
Woo!
Snow and ice are everywhere now.
We've spent too much time inside the wall,
wearing true, true.
Yeah, there's onions too. No peppers in though. No Babers, please bro.
Do you get older you appreciate yellow paint more and more? Yeah, I mean I don't mind it. I just make fun of it, but I don't really mind it.
Now I'm requesting a transfer back to the city.
oh yeah I'll come I'm fed up with being out here in the boonies lost the
defense protocols finally cleared more need for defense means more need for us
guys is lentil curry type or soup no it's no curry no
yeah we'll make lentil soup sometimes it's so easy to make it like a ton of
food boxes and it's good food like it's not on health or anything it's
chill and then you can have some garlic bread with it which is I mean garlic
bread is just banger so yeah
what is this scoliosis posture is because my food is right here so I
have to sit really awkwardly but I mean I can put it over here
There we go, that's better.
The water cooler system makes sense beyond the laboratory's territory, I never realized
that from analyzing the blueprints.
What?
Great, I guess.
Um, man, we're almost back in the laboratory.
Your mom made chicken lentil leek soup when we had all of the flu, yeah, let's go.
Did I go in here?
Is that a puzzle I think I'll see?
Okay, I'm going to need it to get up here.
That's for certain.
Yeah, yeah, alright.
I mean, you just use this in third one.
Zoom!
It's not a puzzle, okay, cool, epic.
And this is a- oh energy game for him, it's nice.
But more of that, the better.
Have I ever streamed Zelda?
No.
Never.
I don't think there's any item on the left there's no way to get there that I
can see. That double jump is never gonna make it. Are you sure? I can't make this.
Wait you're right there is an item there. Oh yeah you're right my bad yeah
so easy game is it a health upgrade probably lower souvenir keychain yeah
cool yeah
of
all of the
area is quiet and the troopers are on routine patrol
does that mean Tempest started not to send his bulls through the wall after all?
The double jump gun lure? Yeah, it's an upgrade for the gun. You shoot down. Like the gun
you have is not really a traditional gun. It's more like a fucking omni gun or omni
tool or whatever
Now I don't know Carson I'm not convinced what happened has an accident was an accident something feels sus and now I'm on edge
Dude you need to quit whining you realize sound paranoid, right?
shit don any back up the situation
what a fucking banger even the troopers suspect the court by is playing a
double game after what we've covered in to my layer yeah you can use it like the
pickaxe chainsaw thing on regular enemies but it's just used to break
armor. But you can. Yeah, it's just there to break armor and shields and stuff. It would
be cool if you could solve them though. A Sorm. No, we fought the second boss. It was
way easier than the first. It was more like a gimmick kind of thing.
This is like Jurassic Park.
Okay, should I have to read it yourself? I'm eating.
You can hack security nodes, controlling specific devices.
Hold L2 when the track around reaches bell starts blinking green.
Okay.
Select the hackable NOAA then triangle.
Hack it across combining complementary patterns.
I was just lacking all the trouble.
oh i see okay that's that's this is fun i like this this is a good ass puzzle dude
This is a good-ass puzzle
Oh
Well, I like some puzzles so much I want to do it again actually
Where is it here Oh complete three I can see cuz this is what I'm mistakes epic okay that
and I can interfere with that yeah all right I did it for the achievements Oh what's he
don't this time jeopardy I know he does crazy stuff I mean if I can turn like
red dead into Feldenring or whatever something noob down loo no one uses the
more new. Alright, load. No one does. Okay.
I don't think I need to hack this well I can't even hack it I think actually no I can
oh nice easy turning scarred dragon to debate fights and twitch showers are
that's awesome. I don't know how he does it dude it's impressive
We're finally here.
Now we need to get back to your office and warm our body up.
you awake. Hey, you. Vulcan x 58 pound. Thank you.
I'm not sure he's shooting bullets with bullets. I think he takes in the bullet like a vacuum into his own gun
And then he shoots it. That's what it seems like
But I could be Omega-brunger fell
Mr. Jones
Thanks to the nine dude
Jones Jones calling dr. Jones dr. Jones dr. Jones get up now
The amount of equipment here is...extensive.
I need a battery to power this thing up.
Oh, should be easy to find, shouldn't it?
But!
But!
Hey calm Puma.
Hey you weresy, that's the 50, thank you.
It's warnerware of everything that's happening to him?
We don't know.
We actually, we don't know yet.
Reach keeps talking to him, but he obviously he never responds, so.
Fuck me.
I was going to execute it and then I got-
W.
W reach.
W.
You
Forget these guys have a melee attack so rare
two W. W.
Do you think that is, huh?
Willy Wonka.
Walter White.
In this place crowded does it feel as safe as a station's bar?
Ha, give me help man.
I gotta re-watch, bring him back.
There's the battery, nice.
This game looks sick, it is.
It's been very good.
I
So good, Rekaza, so good.
Did it!
So now we've got to...
How the hell am I gonna- well, clearly these platforms are here for some reason.
I don't know what reason.
Oh yeah, there's a vent up here.
Oh, there's an item here.
Zoom!
I'm playing on hard difficulty.
I think it's a good difficulty for a trading worldwide.
Wow awesome sauce!
I'm doing good stepper thanks man. Doing my wings for life test run this week.
See how that's gonna go probably pretty bad after it.
How long is your test run?
Well until the car catches up.
Or I mean the app, obviously.
Noo, dark and really...
Gonna die, Earl, that's true.
by Earl.
It appears to be a military base, not a research facility.
Is it to protect me?
Yeah, Shane of course.
Can I exit here? That's cool.
Any upgrade?
Aha!
There's nothing we can hack here.
Not.
You don't want to do homework?
What's your homework, Brandor?
Maybe we can help.
Oh, we're back here!
This is the start of the game.
Okay, well, there's a ladder up there. I see it.
I can't hack this thing so...
this feels dense man. Oh I can hack here I see it all right. I missed that last time
all good
uh... kid okay
uh...
okay
bottom bottom
tight
all the letters down i guess
cool
can i write your 200 word essay?
yeah, probably
you're a great streamer
well you're a great chatterer, Zef here
fucking shoot then fucking problem
get zipped loser
Can't do this I press sometimes I press the wrong counter button but my intention is
there you know and that's all the counts R1 Triangle Triangle it's really not hard
brother triangle yes thank you saw a shield
hell of a thing so bald the fucking looking man
melee attack there I can't
So many people work to maintain my existence, but to me they were just database profiles
Aren't we all
Okay. Oh, we need a box. Is this end game? I don't think so, no.
Scratched wingman a wingman. I remember the good old
Wow I don't even remember their names anymore MP3 players yeah I never had a
Walkman
Yeah, it's happened to me a few times the streams are to shoot
No, I never owned an iPad no
No, uh, no co-op there.
Am I stuck in a kids game?
Yeah, I don't have any 20 megabyte player with only system of a down's toxicity on
and it listened to it on repeat for a thousand kilometer plus road trip.
The toxicity of our city.
Of our city.
Oh, one thing to do here.
The 04K, by the way, thanks 25, dude.
Oh, and Paradox, thanks for the 11.
Yeah, it's cool, man.
No, it might be stuck in the kids game.
There's no hacking.
Oh, I can go...
Oh, I thought they wanted me to find like a box or something.
Obviously not.
I can hide behind this thing.
Huh.
I almost went to hell and back to try to find something, but yeah, no need for that.
What?
What?
Oh, I can't hug him, mom.
Hmm...
Boom.
my favorite sport to watch probably like I mean I haven't watched a sporting
forever but I guess it will be in the night I'm stored on hundreds of servers
I fit into one human brain. True. That is pretty crazy.
Ramrod likes a 9 to 1. I like it.
I'm gonna wait so I don't die enough to redo.
I'm thinking of picking up tennis.
Oh!
That's what they sound like now.
Tennis is cool, though.
Tennis is pretty cool, dude.
all health increase very nice super sick
dude watching like professional table tennis or whatever is crazy like they
are so fast. Don't want to play Mouse Pia for hire? Yeah, why don't you get out tomorrow, yeah.
There's also Crispy Critters final DLC tomorrow.
And who knows, I mean I might not finish this game today, probably not.
I don't know what I'm doing chat. I'm stuck. Is it over now?
No, the other one.
Clever.
EAT!
Cleaners seem to think about cleaning only, I wonder if I'd like to think about something
else.
True.
Those are all Yo-Yo's batteries, would you see them as his orphan children?
the
0 0 28 it says there wonder if it's for like Easter egg a secret code
These endless vents shafts remind me of termite Lairtops
Zephyr thinks 20.
Ah, thank you, dude.
Oh, shit.
Alright, we'll go down, I guess.
Classic.
Where is this lab? Yeah, this is where all my research ended.
All the way! Hello!
That game is really good sandwich dinner. It's it's really good
surgery station
Hacking mom
Hacking brain hacking brain hacking brain
Boy the cookies and cream protein quite as delicious that's a thing we don't have that here another I've seen that sounds awesome. I want to try that
Reach Manual. Reach Research Engine for Analyzing and Composing Humans is a computer program
tasked to analyze medical databases like donor recipient paris with an infinity level of 93%.
Reach performs most efficiently when paired with an operator via a neural helmet. Remember,
working with Reach isn't a conversation. Reach has no personality, feelings or emotions.
An unprepared operator can harm both the program and themselves. Before working
with reach make sure that you have passed the psycho test and successfully completed a two week training or in balance mental state
Work human reach may cause minor side effects short-term memory loss and some of you
Okay
Why I joined the story guys looks 41 and artinal things 41 and box with what they said 103
This room is not present on the laboratory floor plan experimental unit classified even from us I
I assume the test subjects like Uncle Ben were tested here to assess the results of
An amplified taser module, the most effective way to pacify the overly successful outcomes.
Dr. Marsh! We're glad to see you're well. We shouldn't be here, please stay where you are and...
I learned from my mistakes, Warren. Please don't help people. Now there are enemies.
It's possible to unleash a shockwave, which damages enemies and knocks them back.
Shockwave is available once per combat, but can be recharged by deflecting enemy blasts.
Some enemies cannot be knocked back.
L1 for shockwave.
Okay. Doesn't deal any damage. Ball minus one I guess.
Hell fuck. This is bald. This is extremely bald. Am I bald? No, I'm not bald. Fuck no
you ain't bald come on stop balding
fuckin...
off!
hit me then!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
Finally.
Wait, but can you deflect the shockwave, I'm wondering?
I guess not.
They did say deflect, but I guess they don't mean shockwaves.
Fuck you.
Replaces out? Yeah, came out yesterday. It's very good. Fuck. Fuck, are you alone? It did not work.
Was that it? Yeah, that's it. Follow up? No follow up. Shoot. Spaghetti. Follow up, yeah.
Fuck!
I think that's every button key button and only controller now
Okay, I guess we're gonna move it
But where something out here
and
I
Know Warren ah I thought he could hide behind the bed
We're more sloped for me.
Hey, you.
Shinidoki, Big 85.
Thank you.
I'm eating a lentil soup.
It's really good, but it doesn't look too appetizing, you know?
yeah lentil soup oh yeah it's for this ladder right the story is that your war
and who gets taken over by your own AI software called reach and reach is a
a software that finds humans that are compatible with each other in terms of donation, like
donation body parts and stuff. So people kind of like steal body parts from other humans
and shit. If something goes wrong when they're searching for a donor for Warren and Reach
gets stuck inside Warren's body. So Warren is who you see here, but we've been reached
entire game and the whole goal is to separate them again and we are here now in the lab to separate
them. So yeah, we are about to achieve our goal here. Surely.
who's inside who reached the AI software which finds humans that are compatible donors
and shit that's the software you play as you play as reach inside warren's body
comprende
so yeah the story is pretty straightforward and there's some other side
characters and stuff that's but yeah so basically we found in the beginning of
the game you find that the software finds a donor his name is Rolf and he
actually helps us a lot in this game obviously reach that you play as is a
program his name is Rolf and we don't really know Warren like the
character whose body we're using we don't really know what he we know he wants
to grab the ice of Rolf so it's gonna be a bit interesting to see what happens if
they separate now because Warren is probably gonna want to kill Rolf and
Rolf is like is such a chat man he's like the best character in the game
I'm about to find out I guess.
Hey, you.
You understand less now?
Okay.
Main character needs body parts from a compatible other human.
That human is Rolf.
helps us in this journey right but the thing is we don't play as warren we play
as reach the software who finds humans it doesn't need the donors or anything
warren does the air is damp and chilly but at the same time crisp and refreshing
will I miss this see reach is talking now through warren's body are you mean
Tempest let's not get it like it is very strict forums about it explain me
No moolimic stream
I don't want to know.
So cars inside?
Yes.
But I can't see what I can climb here.
Left.
Okay, yeah.
Right.
You understand even more, less each time?
But, Warren is this body right here.
Warren is not control of his own body.
Who's controlling his body is Reach, which is a software
designed to find compatible humans as donations.
Warren's compatible human is Rolf, a guy that helps us through this entire game.
He saved our lives, right?
So the whole goal of the game is to split reach from Warren again, but here's the twist.
Warren is probably not a good guy, while Reach is an AI that is starting to maybe show
some compassion and stuff.
But that we don't know yet, but we might be finding out in a few minutes.
Why kill Rolf?
Because Warren, whose body this is, this is Warren, while Reach is controlling him
now, obviously. Warren was looking for a perfect donator to get body parts from. Obviously
Reach is an AI who doesn't need that, but Warren does. So when they split now, Warren
is probably gonna want to kill Rolf, and Rolf is a chat. He's a big friendly in this
He's the reason we're alive.
I was in the toilets. Can you explain again?
Shut up! No!
Private diary.
Not gonna read it, it's private. I'm gonna read it.
I talked to Reach again. I know it's extremely risky, but it didn't turn me in last time.
No one knows about us, not even Dr. Marsh, especially Dr. Marsh.
So I think I can trust it.
We talked a lot. I told it about the breakup and how mad Todd was when I asked him to give me some time
Just as reach predicted
Reach told me that was just a logical conclusion it made after analyzing the data I provided
But it's so much more than that. He saw right through that jerk and was so helpful and so gentle to me
Can you please explain why and they I would want your father?
He said my gene panel was exceptional and I needed a better partner. He really cared
Why do I even call it here? It's just a program a code just symbol zeros once I just find it very useful
So I wish reach was in my wing man get what we could talk anytime
There's nothing wrong with wanting to be closer to someone who understands me like no other even if it's a machine
Maybe there's something we can do. I should ask reach about it next time see
like the reach is clearly like it reaches gonna be the good one and
Walter Walter
I didn't know I even forgot his fucking name
That's the way we escape this place Warren. Yeah Warren
Warren is gonna be a bad guy and like it has to be like that obviously it's gotta be
This so easy game this is so so easy game
Who is Tempest? Tempest is Rolf. That's just his like code name.
Who is Rolf?
Oh
Okay, so you play as one but why do you sometimes called in reach instead is it's a nickname also?
Why is reach trying to kill me along the road?
Reach isn't trying to fuck stop asking me
Oh
Reach isn't trying to kill anyone the reaches is trying to separate them because in the end reaches is a software designed to survive at this point
And obey its master
Which is Walta warren whatever?
And we're here, so we're about to get some answers
The explosion severely damages the area. Our chances are low, but I hope it's not zero.
Did I enjoy Once Human? I barely remember it. I had a corporate with it.
I think I had some cool, like, mouse- wait, Once Human. I'm trying to remember what game it was.
our journey is nearly over it's time to rectify this anomaly
guards burned letter a burnt hammered note the beginning is something
eligible so I'm doing it Roy the pawn shop you've shown me had exactly what
I needed I'm sure Jenna would like the ring the place is all set as well
and he goes on north of the city 100% radiation free and the forest looks
I'm touched by acid rain the perfect place for the perfect woman anyway chap
Thanks for everything. I would never have gotten this far without your support all this left is to survive this night shift
In just tuning in who is rich? Can you start from the beginning? We're here. Yeah, we are this is literally the beginning
We're back. This is where the game starts
Finally, we are here. Why did I get goosebumps? Chills, bruh!
Goodbye, Warren. It's over now.
It's... it's not working. I can't connect.
It must have been damaged in the fire.
This isn't how I thought it would.
The emergency console, the one in the core server department.
It's never been used, but that area should be secured and safe from the explosion.
We should head there now.
There's a battery.
Well, energy game for hidden grease.
Nice.
the assistant console you always did want someone to be here didn't you or
someone human I'm guessing we need to bring this battery all the way to the
right maybe because I don't see any insertion points anywhere
the console's turning the bird out we should head to the core server to use the other console
oh yeah there's a battery thing here
Alright.
Shhh.
Look at that, that's 69 months!
Yeah!
Laguna thinks 69 months! Yeah, Shindadoke thinks 85 and Johnny again thinks 41.
Explosion didn't affect this area, but the power is insufficient.
We should find the source of this problem.
That's why we're heading to Mainlands.
Quigsley, thanks for the five years, dude!
is warren still conscious though that we don't know oh and it looks like an amazing puzzle
sick
You have taught me every day to ask about human spare parts believe it or not. I've never used chad gpt
I can use the console now.
Jobstone.
Just the biggest AI I've used is like when you Google something, it's like Google AI
Yeah, I've definitely had Shin Splinsman running. You gotta rest like two weeks or something out to remove it depends, I guess
Welcome back, Warren. What is our agenda for today?
What? You're not Warren Marsh, however, your brain
waves are familiar. Who are you? I'm... Reach.
Incorrect, I am Rhys.
You're a local copy that was permitted operational duties in this laboratory.
This can't be real.
I see that Dr. Warren is dead, mentally if not physically.
This is unfortunate.
However, an AI operating a biological vessel is something new.
I'm stuck here in this body.
Correct. You are a unique case.
An output that has never occurred before.
Truly fascinating.
We must begin studying this phenomenon immediately.
No! I can't! I-
I need to find a way back!
So, we are a local copy of the true reach program.
Now that it's in the works, it'll take me somewhere.
Seems like Warren is actually bed bent.
Am I playing Soma?
Oh yeah I have.
have. No, that wasn't our role. That was the real reach. We are just a copy of that
That's the way I feel too.
It's not going anywhere.
We...
I need to get out.
That makes sense makes it let me ask true actually
Why is Reach crashing out?
Because Reach is a software, it's not supposed to be in a human body.
doesn't know how to be human. Its only goal was to get back into being a
computer program. Now it can, so now it's crashing out.
Oh
Someone is still alive. I
Should find that person it's not safe here
Even before it's a role
Yeah, and then it rolls slave is gonna say tempest then in people like me. Ah, who's tempest why you're calling me in rolls?
I need ass. I need to heal.
I want to get the mega pistol, but it's taking forever.
What? What? Oh wait, this guy's part of the background.
Not bad
Okay, look in why the fuck are you dying? Come on
I don't know who's part of the foreground and the background.
Shhhhhh!
Man, how this- okay.
Hey, Free-Fox. This fight is only a bit weird because I sometimes I can't tell who's in the front and who's not.
I don't know who's on the battlefield, man.
of
of
Alright, I'm not dying again in this damn game.
Embarrassing.
Why?
I thought you were part of the background!
Fuck!
I thought he was back around there fuck man
Alright, fuck this.
Oh, you went from the background to the foreground now.
Oh, right.
Yeah, you can do that.
What?!
It's not even hard this is
God dude, I am gonna I'm tilted
Fuck all you have to do is look in that's it
Come on. Never die ever again in this game. If you do, you're washed.
What the fuck I'm right in
Oh, fuck, I'm doing it all over again.
Okay, you are part of the battle.
Wait, these guys are no part of the battle.
Someone needs help. Oh.
Well, we, uh, there's a Huckus sign up there.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cuuuuhhhh.
Oh
Wait, what if this is the real Warren down here wait Veronica
Wait no wait what why would she be here? Hey, I won't harm you are you hurt?
Badly tried to escape, but it's you. No, I wish I died sooner.
I
We need to leave I'll carry you to the exit
This chat's gonna be the end of me
His name is Disposal says a lot.
Do not leave the facility, the personal on their way to pick you up.
How?
How did you find me?
The radio signal in the communicator database.
Resistance is futile and may lead to...
What's that?
What was that?
Hmm.
That was the other me.
It's complicated.
No, not now!
Hake-mum!
Okay.
Whole-tie, we run.
Wait. Oh, whoops. I think I just killed us.
Oh, no. Never mind.
I have a fetid question, if human reach fucks the robot reach, would that be gay?
They're machines dude, they're AIs, they're almost there, just keep breathing.
I
Dr. March, I won't make it.
Hold on a bit more.
I know where to get help.
I'm taking you there.
And it's reached.
Just reached.
It's not over. There's probably one more major part of the game. I mean, you've got to take
down reach I guess or something. This is far from a veronical help just stay
awake but now we can play the horror game
No, I mean, like, there's a horror game in this game.
Veronica, this woman's dying. Please help.
Put her on the ground, carefully.
I knew you'd be back.
I knew it was you in that car.
Do you realize how awesome this is?
Hey, that's Rolf, by the way.
It doesn't matter. Back in the lab.
Doesn't matter? Haha, reach, my man.
No wall can hold us now. We need to strive fast!
Please, listen.
Here's the plan. Let's... Can you...
Can you just shut up?
Am I just a tool to you, a killing machine to use as you please?
You're no better than a corporation.
Choosing who lives and who dies. Giving me another task to execute.
Geez, the doorbell's right there.
I'm sorry.
Amo flat huh did they offer it didn't you they offer you better accommodation I
Declined can't have them finding out I'm working on reach from home
You know they don't want my research off-site
As busy as a bee behind the corporations back sorry I've been interrupted your workflow
Don't be, I always have time for you Steven. You know that.
Is this what you do now Warren? Operate a human slaughterhouse?
It's not a... These were criminals, they were gonna die anyway.
And I'm gonna die as well.
It's not the same. If only you'd let me...
Please do what?
Forcefully disembowel people to patch me up?
It's not for you to decide who lives and who dies.
Stop playing God, Warren.
We're back.
Haven't we been here before? Reach.
Veronica seemed to want to do good. Veronica!
She's okay. Do you remember the first time you blacked out?
When I fell down the wall, where's Tempest? Tempest is Rolf.
ran away always does when he screws up give him some time you scare the hell
out of us you know tempus said you've had similar seizures reach Veronica don't
this pointless I know but I'll still try now what are you gonna do I need to
find an address in Phoenix City. Do you have any ideas? Let me think. Try Yoyo's
terminal. The database are data, but it's still something.
Veronica. Arigato gozaimasu.
Complete how many yeah, I don't know if anyone shouts beat in this game
I don't know if I can like finish it or if I just finish tomorrow
The surgical station is very old model. Well, the OEO and doctor did a great job keeping it operational
Others ten chapters. Yeah, there's there's there's a bit left if that's not a one guy
yes reach bad feeling back in the lab I saw something it made me feel bad bad in
what way this body my body felt weird my hands were shaking and my heart and
stomach ached that pain was mentally induced most likely you were scared
poor fight even it's like two hours left yeah okay that's that's that's good I
was scared scared of no I don't want to think about it it's okay give yourself
time I was afraid you weren't kid with a feeling in motions no I'm not beating it
today I'll beat it tomorrow and then do like mouse PR for Iris on where you're
just not good at recognizing him turn my layers survivors
Uh, the people from Termiler, how are they?
Deeply traumatized, many of them dehumanize themselves, they say.
Oh, I guess you really are.
Hey, this song is very nice.
Hey, yo, guess who's back.
I know you're busy, but tonight I'm stealing you for a girl's only party.
Just you, me, hot coffee and sweet treats freshly stolen from the Codepas and tunes
of Juicy Gallstick from both sides of the wall.
The station's full of new faces and you should try, you should tell me everything.
I'll grab you an aid, no excuses accepted.
Holt Kofi?
Uh...
the council's message huh Phoenix Corp upon the exchange for the next couple of
days the food will be rationed to ensure no one's hungry the medicine will be
issued only by the doctor's orders remember that mutual support is the
core of our community and the reason we survive stay patient and kind we're
all in this together the council I'm going to the arcade I can play the final arcade
game now I think
all tests who are you Sandra hey green jacket keep a secret I can try superb
so there's a corpse by at the station oh that's unfortunate how do you know
that I found a police ID while raiding the old corp outpost and I recognize the
face it's a shady redhead technician who arrived a month ago tried talking but
he got defensive I think you should report this to the council nah they
just kill him off I have a better idea if I find out how he's relaying
messages to the corp off we could use him for our purpose
That's a good idea. I think I can help you.
Really? That would mean a lot. What's the plan?
I need his ID card. I'll try to hack into the police database through Yoyo's terminal.
Wow! Sure, here's the ID. Come back when you find something.
Yeah, but one thing at a time. The horror game.
Farewell, Sandra. I'll come back later.
No, there's no late night garfing.
Void.
Oh, it's a song.
to
Oh, this is from the trailer?
Oh.
I
This game does have a good soundtrack, I was for sure.
horror game horror game here it is do not listen to him chat he's lying so that
Casper it leaves early goth starts in 33 minutes it doesn't point it doesn't
caught a play help the brave Phoenix agent defend the city from all stars
control with left stick demolish monster before they reach to the agent with X
this is literally space invaders exterminate the devil for extra
points yes Phoenix agents are that strong don't worry about a lot of
damage everyone's happy to sacrifice their lives. I should first try this. What's the
high score? 22,075. How am I missing them? That should be an achievement.
Oh man almost three thousand already.
I didn't even try to hit that guy.
Dude how am I shooting in between them?
That's crazy.
Wait, I'm gonna die! I can't die in this video game, that would be so fucking embarrassing.
Oh yeah, but I have more lives. Yeah, it's a game so easy, dude
Oops wait, I have no more lives. Okay, wait, I have one more life. Well, I win though. Oh, oh
My god, this takes forever
Don't focus on the red focus on these ones
Oh, we're all over 10,000 points was it 22,000 ads a beat
Imagine losing to space invaders
couldn't be me 13,000 points just don't die I don't want to redo this
16,000 17,000 please hit them 30 Bertie bots mmm coffee flavor what
Yashk? Yashk?
Yish! Yish! Yish! Oh my god stop shooting!
There's no way you're taking Kari's heart.
I think I won, but I don't remember the full score. I needed to beat
But I'm pretty sure I have 23,000
I think I won
Yes, get the high score in all arcade games. Yeah, let's go
All right
He'll never believe what happened!
I'll try to I'm sure I can trust you
Hey, thank you, amigo
So Tempest came and said he's sorry
I can barely imagine that
He even promised to never break my arcade cabinets again. I repaired his favorite one give it a try. Yeah, I already beat it
Wow, you beat them all you should work as an arcade player
Restores a small amount of health after a fatal blow
Well, ones per combat.
Okay.
Huh.
That's us?
Yeah.
Is there such a job?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe?
We could be the first ones and play together more.
I'll try to repair more games, complain at time, my super best friend.
Actually, that was the last one, Susan, because the achievement told me so.
Hey, it'll rock it.
Thanks for it.
Very cat.
Wait, what do you mean it's very cat?
eating one of things all right they're gonna get to yo-yo's terminal I do
remember where this is
I do like that email
that's over here and over here and then it's over here
and then it's in here you look like someone who's held I dream of cashews
every night am I going nuts
Hello? Get lost, I'm not in talking mood. Oh, sorry. That's a sauce man. Cat! Maybe cats
know more than humans, but hide it well. Those intense staring eyes seems like they
have lots of secrets. Find all way at Railway Station Cats.
MRAW!
Yeah, it's you again. I thought you left yo yo can I use the terminal I need to search for an address
Go ahead. No need my permission for that. Blasimir. Thanks 53, bro. Thank you
Chick ID card
They find Warren's address
It was removed from the database.
This information is marked as top secret.
Useless.
Don't blame the machine, he just does his job.
What's the problem?
That address I need.
Well, it was marked as top secret or removed from the database.
What kind of address is that, huh?
It's my father's apartment.
I think he's lived there since he was young.
Hmm, try Yellow Pages maybe?
You know a big book with all the addresses and phone numbers?
There's one of the old phone booths right outside unless it ended up in the restrooms.
I'll take a look, thank you yo yo.
Uh huh, just don't tell what your father was or even, um, I mean I need to infiltrate
and I need to check this card.
It's not available for mass logins.
login with your personal condition to repeat the attempt okay I think hacking
it will it okay I am lucky mom
is a lot lower high cortisol the fuck is that what's cortisol is that your fear spike or
or whatever.
Oh.
Berthrom, Stanley.
MIA.
Okay, Stanley is MIA.
When missing after the patrol was ambushed.
Well, now we can tell her it is.
Identical twins perfect donors for each other interesting case
I gotta talk to that man with a red hair he might still be outside in the alley
Hello, yeah, I don't want to talk leave me alone. It's important. I know that your brother
is a shitty corp trooper good for you I was a fool falling for that ball between
brothers crap
well what when all he ever needed for me was spare kidney so don't bother he's
dead to me it's just he's dead what your brother's dead a woman named Sandra
found his ID that woman I thought I need to talk to her are you jester
goonie or status molding what the fuck I actually I don't want to know
Hmm, maaah, March.
Wait, wrong surname.
I think I understand why someone would want a computer to do this.
I grew up with the yellow pages, dude.
Marsh, Marsh, Warren, that's the address.
I do hope your secret home project will reverse all of this work.
Man this music is so nice. Maybe there's another quest over here. Let me check.
PCBFana managed to neutralize the termites and Ruth is getting a behind the wall raiders known for.
It's so detailed as these areas.
Yes, Rach. Okay. That doesn't seem to be anything else, really. Maybe the inn. I guess we could go to the inn.
This is a beautiful looking game, man. It's so insanely pretty.
I hope the devs are proud now because they should be.
My favorite game this year?
I don't even remember what I've played this year.
XCOM?
Rex calm this here
Oh, yeah, reqquiem was this here, right?
Reach what the hell's going on for the last time asking you where'd you find that ID? You tell me you're the spy here
What?
Calm down step away from her Sandra the idea. It's his brothers. He was a corp trooper
And this man is a disposal like us. They were twins
Damn, let's mess up. I'm sorry
Don't be my kid didn't help him much
There's a box it was lying near the idea I think you belong to him
Wait, that's my puzzle box.
Yeah, my puzzle box.
The first birthday present I ever gave him.
Ha, code's still the same.
How's the notebook inside?
Bill with topsy-cord.info?
Let me see.
No, he's the personal diary.
He was searching for me all this time.
Oh.
Reach, take this for your trouble
and let's give him some space for now.
There.
I got a health increase from it.
Thank you.
Yeah, I mean, I loved XCOM. XCOM had me by the balls, dude. That game was so good. It
was so addicting. I do not smoke any weed. First of all, it's legal in Sweden. And second
of all I don't like the feeling of it turn my layer gone the water station gave
up and flooded the entire thing don't think it's and anyone's fault in
particular with zero maintenance the old thing was the out there but I told you
to stay out of trouble last time we split way with Ironwood leaving the
station live fairs harsh and dangerous so why don't you leave a new one I don't
know what his voice whatever on the same place stay there is no safer place if
Corb ones you it gets you sooner or later staying close to the city's
vital most of us depend on meds just to get by so we trade and negotiate still
feels like a miracle to me considering they wanted us to go.
We're lucky Matriarch is around, if it weren't for her, there wouldn't be anyone here for
you to talk to.
Osmos, thanks 74.
Listen, I've been to places where weed is legal, alright?
Bit of friendly advice for each, if you can't stay out of trouble, at least keep
it away from here.
Patrick voice false yeah weed is not legal it's weird
I want to call him to Clive voice.
Why are you like this because I simply don't give a fuck. All right
It's that easy
You just have to not give a fuck. All right
Then you get high on life exactly
Oh, yeah, I haven't played hide on life. There's two games. Yeah. Oh
Shit there she is
You are leaving
Yes, I need to get back to the city good good listen reach between you and me
The termites the checkpoints and now the car everything you do brings attention
with that attention comes danger we need to be quiet to survive do you
understand but tempest tempest would be the first to die of the corporation
intervening Veronica will be next as much as I empathize with you protecting
my people comes first so finish your business and leave and please never
come back oh they're telling me this is the point of no return I'm guessing
you know I'm gonna go talk to Tempest yeah I was gonna do that before I was
thinking this is where another side quest would be but now this rubs close
to go
no they gave me some side quests in the main town no I'm not finishing this
There's still a lot like two plus hours to go is it's like the final big act is still there
So I'll finish it tomorrow, and then there's mouse PR for hire and then there is
It's on the car DLC the final DLC yeah, it's caliber
Good boy Excalibur, good boy.
Tempest isn't here, but there's a note.
Excalibur scattered my comics all over the station again.
Veronica, could you help me search for them?
Please? You're the best. Stealing their owner's things.
Is that what dogs love to do? I should join the church.
It may help.
Not join the church. Join the search.
Maybe we can solve our recent difficulties.
Second chance.
Oh, it's a song.
I wish you could listen to the songs like when you don't have the MP3 player there.
True flame cyborg, true.
We march for Garth.
March for that ass that was a pasta chat said like a few weeks ago yeah a
super fist store thanks 13 I wouldn't know if this is nice later on in
aesthetic as I've never seen later on
this game has been very good
it's been very very good yeah
but I'm not beating it tonight I'm beating it tomorrow
I still have like the final act left.
I asked her, I've seen Twilight 1, 2, and 3.
After all, I am hotter than you.
Find the scattered comic book slides.
Now where could they be?
that's not one that's just a sign let's shake over by the hospital first
i'm guessing they're gonna show up as a twinkie little thing
yeah i've never seen blade either i really gotta wash a blade
i really have to do that that's a bit embarrassing
Tempest man flies. It's supposed to be the very first issue.
I've heard by Casper. Tempest father, write this. There we go.
I've seen Rambo and I've seen Die Hard. So, no problem there.
any other book here?
Kingsman?
No. No.
What movies are Kingsman? I just know Kingsman from like that
Overwatch tournament drama thing that happened.
King'sman Ultra Gory, I'd love.
Really?
Yeah, there's another movie that's supposed to be brutal that I've never seen.
Braveheart.
My favorite Swedish movie, Unskan and Cops.
Easy.
Easy choices.
of
inventing rage baits in the car? What?
That was so surreal.
Culp's is a super fun movie.
It was like a Swedish comedy. Really fun.
I saw that. Me and my dad went to the cinema when I was young and we saw it.
and the main character who plays like the main character in the movie he is the
guy that hosted the Swedish Game Awards when I was on stage so I actually had a
chat with him which felt like a very weird moment so I like I I went to the
cinema and saw him with my dad. The church scene on YouTuber Kingsman, yeah.
The scene when they're running through the forest handcuffed, it's so good. It's so
good. The Cubs is an amazing comedy movie.
Did I tell him? No. But I've told his brother. So his brother... So the whole family is Fadas,
right? So you have Yusuf Fadas and then you have Fadas Fadas. So Yusuf Fadas is the
the guy that has the studio that makes all the co-op games, right?
Um...
Like, it takes two and all those games, you know?
So him I've spoken to quite a bit.
And...
We were supposed to have an interview with him.
Cause we- we vis- me and Mika and Annie visited their game studio.
And we were supposed to have like an interview- yeah it's the fuck the Oscars- fuck the Oscars guy, yeah.
And we were supposed to have an interview with him about their new game it takes two
But I only spoke to him about copes because he's the one who directed copes and then he cast his brother as the main character
So I've met both of them
Which is really fun
Let's see I got her back here
And it's he made that movie when he was like 25, I think he said 24 or 25
That whole family is just actors and yeah game makers.
It's here.
Fadas Fadas from Shinobu TV series yeah he was.
Is that all, all of the books?
There's six missing?
What?
How is there six missing?
I went everywhere.
Wow, that ain't right, dog.
The other Swedish movie?
Yeah, it's unskown.
Yeah.
I can show you it real quick, like on IMDB.
I think it literally just translates to evil.
It's an amazing Swedish movie.
I think it's the best from Sweden.
I really do.
Yeah, it literally translates to evil.
Teenage boy expelled from school fighting.
expelled from school for fighting arrives at a boarding school where the systematic bullying
of younger students is encouraged as a means to maintain discipline and decides to fight
back. It's so fucking good dude, it's so good this movie. It's a bit brutal and dark. It's
So good.
Rutan, maybe.
Rotan.
I was a buck.
I think I'm missing, uh...
one more somewhere I have no idea where that could be
once upon a time in high school now I've never seen that we watched that in
school in Denmark was pretty cool yeah it's great to the me yeah let the right
one in is also really good Swedish version I never seen an American version
Hey you, no Maserun, thanks 68.
Okay, I gotta find this last book.
Where haven't I been? I guess up on the train station. Have I seen Police Academy? I don't think so.
Oonskaun Synopsis sounds like Rockstar's bully.
I don't know what that is.
Wait, you mean, wait, the video game Rockstar's bully?
No, it's not like that, no.
He's a badass that fights at his local, in his regular school.
So in order to teach him discipline, they send him to a school where the higher students hire up,
they are allowed to bully the lower students in order to keep them in check.
And they're super rough.
And he fights back basically there it is. Yeah, I mean it's what it said there on this and not on the summer
Yeah, it's a bully in charge of bullies, yeah
I think we found them all the games apart it's great
I won't finish it tonight though, but I'll finish it beginning of stream tomorrow
I have the final act left could be like two hours
Now yes about
The make may have seen the making gun of course I
Guess it's not of course. We talk to me about movies
No, this game is not fly it's getting beaten tomorrow for sure. It's been an amazing game this one
Tempest has showed up, but I hope he'll feel better when he sees that his father's stories
have been recovered.
Humas always finds solace in stories.
Oh, overdrive game, very nice.
Nice.
There it is.
Yeah, we basically only have the final act left to do,
but it will go fucking mega late.
If I were to do it now, so I won't do it now.
We'll do it tomorrow.
Have I seen Kill Bill?
Yes, I have.
I love Kill Bill. The animated scene in Kill Bill always freaked me out as a kid.
Yeah, I saw him as a kid.
I thought they were so sad.
Yeah, I think I might try Mouse Pierre for hire.
Yeah, I saw Pulp Fiction for the first time, like three years ago, maybe.
Something like that.
This is where the final act starts, but yeah, we'll wrap it up tomorrow, man.
This game has been really good.
I'm curious how it's gonna end.
It can't have a good ending, can it?
I don't...I don't know.
But we're good.
We're Gucci.
You can actually see what it looks like in the main menu, right?
Let's see.
PI for hire. This game is indeed out tomorrow.
It's pretty cool!
16th and then yeah the atomic heart DLC
is also out tomorrow, doobie
oh yeah what was anno
anno mutation and mute
this, oh, mutation and
oh yeah these graphics look
yeah they were replaced like, wow
Cool
Hmm
Oh, there's even like level ups and stuff. Yeah, that's pretty sick man
Hmm
Cool man
Cool man, what if I'm gonna watch Kingsman Dark and then it's gonna spoil? Spoil?
Sense?
Pulse-Dagma?
Intimus.
Metro 4 announcement, isn't that tomorrow? What time is it? Announce tomorrow.
Crab's that is out next week!
Oh, wait, but it didn't know what to try and say.
Oh, I thought you like typoed or something.
Oh, not bad.
Oh, horror trains.
Narrative driven psychological horror game about a trainee metro driver trapped in a dampest subway east of anything that matters.
When is mouse out by the way? Like at what time? 16 hours?
Oh wait, it's out in 16 hours.
Oh, that means I'll have time to finish replaced before mouse is out.
Oh no, I'm dumb.
I'm domed dude I can't it's too late it's too late I I forgot it's midnight I just
thought 12 and I'm like yeah dude yeah yeah it's out 4 p.m. I don't know if I
should start with this, or start by finishing replaced.
Good question.
Oh, look at this song being recommended to me.
Finish your place first.
No, it's not going to join together.
I would finish it tomorrow in the evening, either start a
stream or at the end of stream.
oh wait mouse is out 5 p.m. oh yeah 16 hours you're right mouse is out 5 p.m.
you are right because it's gonna say less than an hour on the final hour so
yeah I should finish replaced before mouse then yeah yeah it comes out around 5
p.m. yeah that's that's correct so we'll finish replace and then we'll
let's try Mousey how it is
actually a song don't jam as he is
any lyrics? oh
never be a general like my car sir
no one ever ever ever
I'm never ever ever
no one ever ever ever be a problem
never
see they do say condom
And then it's a squirt noise
This song doesn't give a fuck dude this song does not give a fuck
Then I never paid it
Fuck this.
And then we obviously have a...
What is it?
Hey, you crunch.
Into something new.
I
Love the goosey
Whenever I see the goosey when I think of the song I think it was pretty much born from this playthrough like in this dream
You never do this from the forest?
Yeah, it's from Sousa to the forest to fucking add that place on the radio.
It's so funny.
Subnautica deep blue right there.
Oh yeah, I forgot Forest 3 was announced, but it looks mega-day.
It looks really weird like this is the new forest game
Yeah, that's it
Reflex, thanks 58 brother. Thank you
Yeah, it looks really different from the other forest games
But I'll definitely play it though
Diving into deep from some nautica banger
Yeah, that was the gachi version though.
Like, this is the forest.
Fucking Kroken and shit. No, man.
Look, it's the right version.
I haven't tried soul mask. No, I have not
Oh ground zero is also out tomorrow. Oh dude. It's so stacked this week, man
What is this
To the beat
What the fuck?
I'll check the dinos, I'll check it.
Cool. Um, what did you say? Sul Sesto? What is that?
Isn't this like a roguelite? Yeah. I think I've seen this game.
It's a frantic little roguelite where mastering your luck is key.
Really?
This looks very unique.
What?
What am I looking at here?
I don't know. This looks insanely unique.
what is going on wait cthulhu cosmic abyss is also tomorrow what hello no yeah
Okay, so there's Cthulhu Cosmic Abyss out tomorrow, there's Ground Zero out tomorrow.
There is Mouse PR for hire, and it's Atomic Heart Final DLC.
All of those come out tomorrow.
I
Round zero
This has been on my wish list a long time. This game looks pretty sick. It does. It's like a resident evil like
Yeah, oh, yeah Metro stream is also tomorrow, right?
We're announcing yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna finish my game plan is to finish
Replaced as an update for the game finish replaced and then it do
Try mouse P. I'm so mouse. I have like what two hours left to replace is a final act
Probably gonna take two hours maybe a bit less and then
Mouse PI for hire is out by p.m. So
yeah
I'll start at the moment. I'm I finished replaced to try that. There's the Wayne
Fuck ass up stalling
Okay, I'm out chat. Thanks for watching this game has been really sick. I look forward to release
I look forward to ending tomorrow. See how it ends
Whoa that's fucking loud.
The wane of this dick in your mouth. What? That doesn't even make sense.
The wane?
The wane?
The wane.
The wane in? The wane in?
Is that what it's supposed to say? No, that doesn't count. That's way too far fetched.
Wait.
The- the vane?
The wane.
The wane of- this doesn't make sense, it doesn't count.
Nothing makes sense.
The wane.
Nah, that doesn't count.
Ah, it does not count, chat.
It does not.
Wane.
The vane?
Wane.
The vane?
Okay, vane makes more sense.
does it do be it do all right still doesn't count though cuz I already knew
you were setting it up all right all right okay I knew it so it doesn't count
all right okay now I'm going I'll see you tomorrow
wings for life soon well it's in like a month we're almost a hundred people
from the community in the group we're raised over three thousand bucks just
from signups very sick sign up there reminder you don't have to run you
can just walk or do whatever until the car catches you in the app. See you tomorrow! Bye-bye!
I love you guys.
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