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It was a dark day, maybe normal for this time of year.
But today the big city felt even darker and more sinister.
I just waltzed into the station.
As soon as I sat down, I see this handwritten note
from Detective MacGyver.
Turns out Mario's hummus had gotten himself knocked out.
Hey, you!
Death.
I couldn't help but remember the morning paper's headline.
An elderly professor with a plan for a perfect robbery.
But who cannot make it happen alone?
Was there any connection?
More called late yesterday.
I briefly glanced out the window, then loaded my 38, the rounds found their way home with
a satisfying click.
Ah, I'm here finally.
Hello.
Tragic Lager thinks 27.
Hey, you.
What the fuck is this?
Noor detective music.
How'd you like that monologue, huh?
Definitely wrote it myself and did not go on a random generation website.
Uh-uh.
Production value, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, chicken dalspoon, thanks three years man.
Salgas, a tier 284.
Thank you, man.
Tragic Lager, thanks 27.
Num bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
That was me smoking to you I picked up a new habit
Cool, right?
Oh hell yeah, Mel, it's nice.
That game was crazy.
Just like this game.
I love this game.
This game's sick.
So how does x49 doing great had a good little rehab day. I mean for my hamstring physical rehab
The lake of x44 no with the snots because it ain't tilting all right
Damn, so go all this game. It's really good. It's very good
it's basically it's the first person shooter kind of like old-school there's
like secrets to finding all that upgrades yada yada
6 out of 10 IGN yeah fucking hell isn't that crazy
so ass of hell the art style is phenomenal there's so many details
yeah they didn't the review complain that there was too many like cheese jokes or
something in the mouse detective game? What the hell?
I wasn't even that many. Oh yeah, they also complained that the protagonist
you kill too many enemies. Yeah, right.
Never forget they rated it Concord a please ban me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What up, Jill?
Oh, the reviewer expected to be more of an actual investigation war game.
Yeah.
Detective message shit
I was too many rooms you can't proceed to kill all the enemies right right
Well, it might be here dog Dima you are wrong IGN reviewer. All right, you're wrong
This game is great. It's way better than the six island time
Was it PC gamer that rated golem highly in space marine 2 they did initially but then they changed it. Yeah
There's a new horror game don't play this
Don't play this oh
Oh, it's got really good reviews, too.
Five scary stories.
They all have the same ending.
Oh, I like it.
This could be good.
Creepy.
Huh.
Is this decent?
Real?
These are supposed to have really loud jumpscares.
We only play sloppy horror games on this one, yeah.
This is true.
Yeah, probably some beard, yeah.
heading to the old subway. Smells of cigarettes and snooze. Soup to nuts! Alright, that's the
regular... Yeah, this is basically the hub. You have your apartment up here. I really
want to collect the baseball stuff but it's better to do this later when you have the better
cards.
This guy wants to chat.
Maybe they just grew too big. What do you mean? Well, it's true thick it all over again
Didn't I tell you it's true?
You're gonna need a refill for this one. I certainly will not say no
The drinks on the house, but the story comes with the price my friend. I'm a working shrew
I'm happy to fill your glass, but my younglings need their supper. You don't have kids John
Well, none the courts can prove.
Anyway, shrew thicket.
Ha, those were the days.
We did it, Jack.
Carved out a little slice of shrew heaven here on this very soil.
We're in legitimate businesses. Real honest work.
Judges, bankers, coppers, businessmen.
We had them all, all of our own ink.
Nice homes, white picket fences, big families, all that jazz.
So what happened?
There is a scale in this world, Jack. Invisible, but it's there.
Measures us all. When you're a little rodent and you get bigger,
there is a chance, a slim one, but real, that you'll outgrow yourself.
Reached places you never thought you could.
And in this world, there's always someone bigger
who'll clip your tail just because they can.
So they clip and clip until you're stuck at the bottom,
and there ain't no shrew thicket anymore.
Hmm.
Ah.
Maybe I'll pour myself one.
Hmm.
Anyways.
Yeah we talked about the iGen review a little bit.
It's uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Six out of ten oh
Yeah, you need something
So what are you gonna do next tough call, but I gotta go scratch the end of belly
Yeah, I've heard the older it gets the more Robin it means
But no, Tammy. I meant the city subway the rotten underbelly the big stink. Oh
Gotcha. Well, watch yourself back in the day. The subway was an old cheese like a smuggling route
But word on the street is they're still running the shady enterprise through the tunnels
But hey, if you're gonna go down there
Yes
Well, see they used to have these black market workshops all over the place mostly full of junk
I don't give a rat's tail about but back when I
Worked in the area. I came across plans for some seriously fancy stuff
Mostly guides to fix and rides and tune in engines that kind of thing
Jack I'd be really really grateful if you find say no more kiddo
I'll keep an eye out for the plans
Hard difficulty enemies are not sponges. No, they're not
It's actually really good so far hard difficulty
Search for interesting blueprints is that all over the place or is it?
Oh, let's head to the old subway.
Beta, thanks for a year anniversary dude.
Let's free-fro I'd like to board if I'm a marine.
I hope you have a good day.
Yeah, thanks for the 81.
They're great for you too.
A good day, huh?
Oh yeah, maybe the blueprints are here
because it does say it's pointing to it, so maybe it is here.
Are you really gonna stop working around here?
Y'all must last, have a nice Sunday, you two.
I love this game, this game's really good.
Trackbangs, voice acting bangs, gameplay's fun.
What up, Mignir?
It's not that many places to check for blueprints here, though.
Uh, maybe it's nothing.
Unless you have them.
Cadooks, like, 64!
Oh, I could buy better cards here, man.
Hm.
Hm.
This is a Joe Blunt. That's a good card. Let's buy that.
Yeah, I didn't finish the comic-card DLC yesterday.
I have like a bit about an hour left depending on puzzles and shit.
Oh, wait, this game has a vinyl?
soundtrack?
This last thing you'll see good for a tommy cart? It's a lot of a...
It's a lot of talking. I mean, it's okay.
I guess it's alright.
Soundtrack is banging as always.
I just say it's alright thus far. I haven't finished it yet. It's quite funny.
Crocodile!
I had to push the road.
Aye.
All the animations are so good, dude.
Melt!
I love the shock and reload shoves him in there.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Hey, you.
Plasma, 97.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The bottom down in the middle.
All right.
I want the baseball cards man, that's how you need to find baseball cards so you can win all the baseball stuff
I order the mayor and the mouse book transit command due to the uncle show
increase of illicit substance trade along the steep silent stations the
Steep start line is closed until further notice all access to her use of its facilities is hereby prohibited by law
We have to comply with resulting prosecution and imprisonment
I did not beat atomic art yesterday. I have about like a bit more than an hour left supposedly
It depends on like puzzles and stuff
Boom!
The game is black and white, yeah there is no color except for black and white.
It's part of the vibe.
Ticket booth key.
Shouldn't the ticket booth be up here?
I mean, I'm guessing this is the ticket booth, but you don't get to it from here, though.
Okay
Yeah, imagine if you don't lock all of them away you beat the game. That'd be kind of cool to be honest
Zive one of nine beat it to it's the streets ain't the same anymore
This game is so fucking tight
Ah ah good ones I the good one
Bah ha ha shut up
Oh, I'm gonna move myself.
Ooh, blueprint! I need five. So, the nerks and the stormlings, they're 80 yen. Yeah, it's, uh...
It is Troy Baker, yeah.
One of the Mouseburg Herald newspapers, time boy eats bad book, it's chronic, it chronicles
that an 11 year old Floyd's upset stomach was caused by the little rat's appetite for
esoteric literature, literally.
By the time this diagnosis was made, Floyd had chowed down the entire volume of bladder's
tea mouse-y-oes, except for the covers and two pages on layering realities.
His father when I submitted, sure he ain't dirt sometimes, but philosophy?
Louise. Cheese Louise.
Hey you.
A Fooka thinks of 96, thank you.
got so much ammo now I'm moving the beginning was a struggle but not anymore
Aurora like 71 you find all these puns grading just right for a shrew
I think.
These cheese luggers in on the shrewwrecked.
Time to find someone higher up.
This place is a place.
of
of
of
of
of
of
But down but down
That I finished DLC no I did not I didn't I have like bit over an hour left maybe
But I don't know what you're talking about chat
Well, we don't do only fans here we do only George
Yeah, this game plays kind of like a boomer shooter, yeah.
Colab when?
What?
I don't know what's going on, brother.
Hey, you.
How is this not a secret?
One of the Milesbury Heraldus papers.
The paper signs the fantastic tale of Betty Lynch's extraordinary file.
Though it's unclear if any of it's true.
true as a privilege to her big break in the upcoming vaudeville show the author
wonders of her string of misfortune sharpener acting skills or maybe her
talent brought the hardships on in the first place
pay attention say something about I don't know who room room you Lewis
I've never seen things the 118. Thank you
Why is it actually bolts where are they fucking advanced?
Wait, really?
Oh, shit.
Hello there, Undo.
Yes, I think I just saved it.
Nice.
No sign of the shrews.
Either they vanished into thin air, or I've been chasing my own tail again.
Oh, a card!
Is it a good card?
A batter.
Four of my accounts come in chat talking to each other about collabing with a person,
First try to get people to click on their only fans.
Oh!
Oh, what the hell?
Fucking hell.
You know what? Back in my day we had
uh...
Shit, what was it? That corn box.
Elina, yeah, Elina.
No, it's mine.
No, you can have that one.
well you have others
this was the only one that fits me
no
let's see it doesn't fit
no
my hat
I
Then
I got mega sniped.
Jesus, I lost like all health.
And armor.
Oing oing
I see the video the robot finishing half marathon in 15 minutes wait what no I did not
Oh, there is a secret there yeah, there is
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Aha.
Can I cheat?
Oh, come on.
I got this oh how is that not a secret what do you know
No
Oh no!
How?
You can turn on colors? No.
Not until the game is over.
Any baseball cards in here?
Baseball cards is number one find.
You're asking about the game?
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Like, kinda.
Yeah, no, this game is black and white.
So no, you cannot turn on colors, no.
No, yeah. No. No yellow paint here. Kind of ballsy of them to make a black and white game in
2026. When everyone relies on yellow paint now. Aha.
This is a secret.
I
Charming spot just the right amount of abandoned impossibly
Mousberg stinks you can crawl under there. Let's get some dinero
There must be a baseball card here.
There's a huge seeker room in here.
The game does color.
You guys just don't have a color TV.
I quit.
True.
True.
True.
True.
True, true, true, true.
Yo, I'll probably fix the one-o-one.
This is some elaborate secret room right here.
And it's not even a dark safe.
What even a blueprint, man?
Oh, hell yeah, DARTHA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm scared I'm missing a baseball card, but you know what it's probably fine
How do you get out of here?
Yee.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Ah wow.
Ba da ba da ba da.
Yee.
I'm supposed to go over here.
Nothing else over here.
Yeah there should be a yee-maw, that's true.
Oh creepy
Gameplay's a bit bio-shocky?
Oh, my, it's kind of like a boomer-shootery, you know.
One of the Mausburg-Herald newspaper,
this issue's headline article seems hastily redacted,
barely making sense.
It recounts the tale of an unnamed mouse
who allegedly declared that fit fromage
It's like these newest health product would make him immortal.
He'd down the dose of Stri-
Strichnine to test his theory.
Word has it that the coroner's-
coroner's face palm can still be heard echoing through the alleys of Malisburg to this day.
Right.
Humongous face palm.
Strict nine, strict nine.
Strict nine.
Yeah.
Can I cheat?
Cheating, nice.
I mean is older than some chatters oh yeah it is the ye is not so
some fucking tiktok meme or anything
it's absolute mega ancient meme of hell
oh yeah, I was gonna turn on achievements again because I think I turned them off
I wanna see when I get some
There we go.
Side job. Yeah, you just gotta search for interesting blueprints. I don't know where though.
But we'll find them, I guess.
No.
Oh my god.
People are actually asking what Yi is.
Yi.
Ha ha ha!
Yee!
Yee!
I'm going to go back to the
absolute banger classic.
There's a fortnight brain rot mode.
What do I even want to know?
I'm a gut y'all.
For a game that looks so wholesome, it really isn't.
God, upgrading this for accuracy would be insane.
Man, I would love to get a new Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Could you imagine that?
will be so tight. Wait, can you actually go in the water? Oh, cool. Will we just be
667 nonsense if he was made today. Ah, maybe.
Oh, okay.
Don't shoot, mister. I swear, I ain't one of these no-good two-bit cheese leggers. I just asked for tickets, and they gave me a knuckle sandwich instead.
Relax. I'm a P.I. I don't rough up people for no good reason. Cheese leggers, though? Plenty of reasons there.
Yeah, like walking around with no tickets and in those filthy briny overalls
sure wait
Briny um like they took a swim in pickle juice or saltwater
Must be a part of that shady business there running. I see
Say where'd your dance partners run off to?
Hard to tell in two busy sea and stars since they left
But if I had to guess I'd say they're running their racket further down the
canals. A lot of movement for a section that's supposed to be shut down. Oh, and
watch out for their foreman. He's got a nasty snack. Sounds like a boss.
Doly noted. Thanks. See, you wouldn't happen to have a ticket on you, would you?
Don't push your luck, Bob.
So come, thanks for the four out of fully big 101.
And smooth effects, 60 years of receiving things in the 118.
Thank you, guys.
Well, let's see if we can do this.
Oh, there is no options here.
I guess you got to go to main menu to do it.
Oh, wait.
It's like over here.
Yolmes, Clues, Automotive- Oh yeah, it's over here, right? Yeah, there it is.
Hmm, let's see, I can do this, I can lower this just a little bit.
What the fuck?
I didn't do- Oh my god!
I only changed the audio, that was it!
What just happened I don't know where the resolution is
Here?
Oh my lord!
Why did that change?
I
MOUTHS!
You fire-lasic reverted?
secret up there. Shit, this guy is no joke. Woo! C is for healing. It's like a portable
healing. I haven't found a baseball card in forever. Did I watch the important
videos playlists? Wait, no? No? No, I don't think so. I don't know what this is.
If you check the enemy list for this game you'll see that the walls aren't on there.
No need to shoot them, especially when there's an enemy shooting at you right in front of
you.
I never hit the walls
Yeah, that's him dodging. All right, that doesn't count
Both fight or big arena
This filled the piss thanks for the 51 months dude. Oh shit, there's a both fight
a giant gator in a suice with a gambling gun you better believe it
Oh, he's he spits out the ammo
I
Shed anymore ammo for the acid. It's too good. I'm out
Yeah
What?
What?
Ah, no!
Wait, piranhas.
Yeah, yeah
Everyone keeps opening my door but I close why is the dog not opening the door or closing the door?
Yeah
300 bucks.
Oh, did I just learn to hover?
I think so.
Cool.
Or..
Ha!
Okay.
Ketterel midair to spin the tailing glide.
Ride up drafts to reach higher spots.
Yeeeaaah!
Cool.
containers I think it was blah oh yeah there is stuff up there though Drew
No baseball card? Same as always. It came down to my investigation skills. I tend to
do a wheel them. I tend to do a wheel them from time to time. Probably Superland? No.
got some dinero but no baseball card
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Could there be a baseball card here?
No.
This game needs a companion that constantly tells you what to do.
True, true.
Dude, I wanna get all the 20 baseball tokens, like winning 20 baseball games.
I've won like 6, I think.
They get harder and harder so you need better and better cards.
The worst yapper can tell in my opinion. Nothing beats Aloy's skits of talking to Baxi herself.
Oh, I never really played like that game, Horizon too much. I played the first one for
like 11 hours and then I flushed it. So that one I don't remember, but I mean, I mean
God of War Ragnarok like Freya. Oh my fucking God.
of
This is open world, no it's pretty linear, it's like semi open, you can drive around
minute or I would stop but no it's pretty damn straightforward this game
minus two
oh this is death of that water is dangerous but not the other water I see
Maybe it deserved that 6 out of 10 review anyways.
Heh heh.
of
the
and the water is a bit darker
I'm not sure.
I mean, you are very good.
Chewie best companion.
My favorite voice acting performers in the video game.
UL is very good, um, shit.
Clive, true. Clive.
You lose.
Ada from RE4 Remake? Oh, you said RE4.
Chris will then jump
Classic that's a classic
Yeah, I don't know the first one it comes to mind is you well, but you know
You will live
But I ever played RDR2 chaos mod? No, I've only played RDR2 once on release.
Oh my guy from alien hospital too.
Yeah.
MK1 Megan Fox, yeah, that's a tough contender also.
True.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
What's up here?
What the hell, boss said we have to deal with the bottle.
Wait, is he talking to me?
Eh.
Man, kinda miss XCOM, what a banger.
Whoa.
They said I found my mini-me, but I was still trying to find my meat.
I like it.
Oh, is that the blueprints? Yeah! Nice.
That's good. That was a cool secret room.
Laffy 69 months, thank you Mothersong 59, Ravel takes 15.
Voice reminds you of the Wolfenstein guy, William Blascoe, it's Troy Bakery, you will
yeah you will, from last of us.
miscollecting guns and hit man ah not super much that's got to be the big bad
foreman
for a boss huge arena yeah many bars you
Hmph.
Ah Troy, shut up.
mine wait wait you're not one of them coppers of the crooked kind I'm one of
those guys who brings large shrews back home and whatever this operation is
it's a stinky sticky roadblock in my way so this ends one or two ways you're in
cuffs or you're on the ground either way is you're spilling your guts wait wait
Wait, we're just transport.
Hide help.
Oh, outsource.
That's what the boss told me to say, yes.
May ain't our job to ask questions we just deliver.
It's them cops pulling the strings.
Real rats, I'll tell ya.
Rats?
Well, not rats.
Like rats, rats.
Now, the coppers, crooked boondos.
They made us do it.
Swear on my mama's cottage curds.
Not all that Brian on you. I'm guessing you're faring the shrews up the shore
Somewhere in wallop Bay ain't got an exact spot the cops take the cargo over by the sewer outflow
They're shrews not cargo
We wait my bad, sir
Wallop Bay is huge. It's like looking for a shrew and a haystack
I need to head back to the office. We think survive the embers
Preferably over a glass of spicy hot fondue
Oh dude, what up, MBS? This game is brilliant. That's very good.
Oh, you sneaky monster.
I
I need an upgrade on this the accuracy is so bad
Oh, that wall in particular.
Oh, there's my car.
Sua was clean, too clean, and clean made me nervous.
Wow.
Any baseball cards or anything?
Oh yeah, we got the blueprint though.
Yeah, that's sick.
Let's get out of here.
Woohoo!
Thank you, Holy.
So here you have like an overworld that you unlock levels as you're playing.
Oh yeah, you can buy cards.
Yeah, are those cards that you missed?
That will make sense.
If you miss cards, you can then buy them from the store.
Yeah.
Oh!
Okay.
That smiles all the reward I need.
Nice.
I could get the boomstick last one.
I'll do it.
Damage pushback and max ammo, yeah.
So, we have James Gun here.
Reduce the spread and recoil, yeah.
I should get that.
I should definitely get that.
It's very- this weapon's really good, it just-
Just spreading recoil, yeah, I need one more to get the second one.
Hey, the weapons change when you upgrade them.
Oh yeah, I didn't see what the final shotgun upgrade looked like now, goddammit, I forgot.
Let's see if we can win one of these.
Oh, that's a good one.
Good card.
With a speed boost.
Oh, win the dice.
Come on, point flip.
Fuck yeah.
Ah.
On these are some trash cards yikes that's better
What could he be rolling here let's play this fuck I should have
NOOOOO!
Hellvette.
This is really bad now. I'm thinking he's rolling a four now though, I think so. Yep.
I had a feeling. That's a full score.
Easy.
I'm almost the man, could I have said that?
I could still discard this. Okay, 7-1 with a power, so we can maybe go for a home run here. Let's try it.
Hell yeah.
Very good, very good.
Okay, what we do is we go for this with a speed boost if he has a four here or a five and it's a coin flip
We should get another point in that case and that will be huge. Ah
six, yeah
All right, well we got two points. Let's see how many he's gonna get
There's mini game it's very straightforward I
Guess I could explain it again
Let's see, he's rolling two cards.
I mean an 8 is probably enough, I think.
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Nice.
We could roll a 7.
Yeah, let's roll a 7.
Okay, that was a bit overkill, that's fine.
A 9, that's a good- oh that's an 8!
Oh my god, the cards I'm getting right now.
Okay, he's using two cards, let's just roll a 9.
So easy.
Two more rounds.
There's no way he's gonna get two points in two rounds.
Not when I have this stuff.
This is some crazy stuff.
Yeah, no, it's over.
Nice!
You need to win 20 of these and you get some reward. Oh a nine again! Holy!
So easy.
I have seven now.
So you need 20 coins, but every time you win it gets harder and harder. They get better and better cards. I'm pretty sure. So,
yeah.
Over here's a sport, huh? Oh, yeah, what up Jack over here's a sport
How's life treating your corny? Oh?
You know speeches rallies
It's tiring work, but important and nonetheless
Well, I'm more interested in your thoughts on the case
Did you learn anything about those poor missing shoes? I did for a change
They were taken down into the suit game set by a bunch of cheese leggers
That's horrid
So did you did you find them returned safely to their homes? I take it truth be told them
I'm hitting the wall here. Got to think this through double-check my findings
Maybe poke around other cases until something clicks I see see
Well, I'm sure you'll have a bounce back in no time
Let me know if you have a stroke of a genius sport. I did not finish yet. I'm a card DLC on the doctor
I like you a bit over an hour. Yeah
Yeah, I'd see you around Jack
We got a pen the subway clues. I
Could probably win another baseball game though if I roll those good cards again
Yeah, he is a bit suspect, I think.
Windrows?
Yeah, Windrows looks kind of fun, it's early access, so no rush I guess.
Cool, cool.
Hmm...
Cool, cool...
Hmm...
Must be someone to... Oh, hello. Vivian McCarthy?
It was a day like any other until our little woman, that woman, she walked into my office
like she owned the place.
Then I had to say a word.
I saw her voice the moment she walked through the door, wrapped in makeup and a cloud of
perfume reserved for the sleaziest tints of mother's body
No, that voice
Not a control toe
the control toe thick rough my gorgonzola big can't they slapped on a mutt's
This game is brilliant
Bonjour, Monsieur Jacques.
No, that's down the hall.
Bonjour. Tis like hello,
only en français.
Lady, I am too tired, too hungry,
and way too sober for this.
Why don't we cut to the chase?
Oh, you're no fun, Mr Pepper.
Tisque, I have a job for you.
I don't need any more headaches right now,
so if you don't mind.
Nonsense. You're drowning in debt, picking up small fries and petty cases.
What you need is a big one.
And this, Mr. Pepper, is the big one.
Well, go on, then. What's the deal?
It's about my friend.
She's dead.
They killed her, Jack. Murdered her.
They? Well, sounds like you already know who they are.
So where do I fit in?
Please, Mr. Pepper, it's a figure of speech.
My friend, Betty Lynch, she was an actress.
Beautiful, talented, vibrant, a radiant star destined to bask in the limelight
until some vile hand snuffed out that shining star.
Just like that. The curtains closed on her forever, Mr. Pepper.
That's all very... theatrical.
Ah, force of habit, I guess.
I did a few movies myself back in the day.
But that doesn't matter to me anymore.
Bet he does.
She was a close friend.
And they, the whole poisonous industry, killed her.
Quite an accusation, lady.
Talk on the street is, this was an accident.
I told you it was big.
The biggest.
So, please, take the case, Mr. Pepper. Start snooping around the film studios on Tinsel Avenue.
You'll find answers there, I'm sure of it. And trust me, I pay good for the right intel.
Alright, I'll take the case, but I don't come cheap, Mrs. Or is it Ms.?
Ms. McCarthy. Vivian McCarthy. Thank you, Mr. Pepper.
I would love to help you promote up, but I haven't finished the game. So I have no idea
Gotta go to Tinsel Avenue to win one more baseball game real quick. Maybe oh
Fancy a good flick Jack depends. Why do you ask? I need your help with a little show biz matter
If you could take a moment out of your busy schedule. I'm all ears few days ago. I dropped by Tinsel Avenue
did some interviews on a family show set see I was expecting a reply letter
from a promising young screenwriter but so far nothing not even a scrap of
paper now I'm starting to wonder what happened over there be a dearie and poke
around no and what's in it for me the joy of giving baseball car my eternal
gratitude but based fortunately gratitude won't cover my bets at the
Roach races wanted. You're a cold, cold mouse jack. Just find my screenwriter or a
letter or a note anything really. You'll get your compensation.
It's your own five-year anniversary, brother. Thank you. They're barred to like
52. The T-Folks takes 45. I'm gonna see if there's any good baseball cards.
Speed boost and power swings and stuff. Those are always very good.
Mama Jody a game. Ah, it's not it's not great. Oh
This fee oh shit, this is a double speed boost and this is a single oh
And that's a triple power swing. Oh now we're talking. These are very good cards
Very very good cards they are
y'all fan-filled me thanks to 62
there's the triple power swing oh this is good hmm double cards i think i'll play you with a
the speed boosts yeah that was a good call nice can you edit your deck no I
think it's just random based on all the cards you've collected a power swing
okay we could do this with a power swing pretty good we save the third
Three power swing for a home run in the end.
Yeah, that was a good call. Nice.
Okay, speed boost. Ooh, these are pretty weak.
Ooh.
I mean, this one's shitty.
Ditch.
Another power swing. Okay.
I mean, yeah, we could go for it and see what happens on nine. That's an 11. He just rolled or chose played
That's mental
That's absolutely mental
Now this is good
Okay, we he's playing one card. We could go for a homerun. Wait, we could be smart here
mmm man these cars are kind of ass though on the last one we should play the
batter with a triple power swing for a homerun but if I managed to get oh and
he has a five that's not much I can do there okay let's see now then yeah let's
play this. Let's get a homerun. That's a homerun, yeah. Boom! Three points is not bad.
I saw a Simon, yeah I saw it, yeah.
Oh shit, we got some pictures here. What the hell?
Eight and a nine?
He's playing double cards.
Um...
Probably do this.
Oh, eleven, yeah. He's spent two big cards here.
Aw, that's a homerun! Fuck!
Okay, don't let him get two more points, though.
We gotta play.
Good.
Three more rounds.
Three more.
Okay, we're up, koala.
So we have two really big cards, I could bring that to a 10 or that to a 9.
And we should be pretty good.
We should be.
I believe.
Yeah.
Okay, win this coin flip and it's over.
Yes!
It's over.
Easy peasy.
Alright, let's play the 9 single.
Yep.
Good call.
Call it's over. It's over even if he home runs it doesn't matter
Okay, it's definitely getting more difficult now though. Oh
Damn
We got eight coins and you need 20 though 20 coins to open this
That's crazy. That's some good-ass cards you need. Anyways, moving on.
We need to continue the game so we can unlock better cards, find better cards,
and get more money to buy more cards.
Hey, Benchful Prince takes the 8th, gimmick slew the gif, 54, Sonic takes the 88,
and Phantom takes 62.
Yeah, this way it keeps having like a... I mean, I've only seen that you get one
side quest for every level. I've never seen multiple side quests for a level in this game.
Yeah, she doesn't have anything.
They don't have anything.
Nothing here. Nothing here. Nothing here. Nothing here. Nothing here. No. I think one
One per is a good balance, yeah, I like it.
We're gonna need some money so we can buy that, like, triple speed on triple picture.
move the spotlight
You're supposed to shoot movies not visitors
Oh that shotgun has a pressure meter now
Okay
it is Troy Baker, yeah.
How is that not a secret?
Crazy.
Oh, that one upgrade on the...
On the... what was the name?
James Gunn is already so much better.
That chat told me at gunpoint to keep...
Huh?
Huh.
To keep make my camera black and white for this.
A truck full of blue cheese. What is this even doing here in Tinsel Avenue?
The guy's looking different, one's upgrade is a nice touch. I love that. It's so, I love when games do that.
No cheating. Fair enough. Hmm, there's an open window there. Ah, here you can. The area's
pretty open.
Oh
Cheese
Oh
Damn you
This game is sick, it's really really good.
I Jin gave it a 6 out of 10, yeah.
They did.
Seem that new mousetrap asset?
Yeah, those elastic pants are the stuff.
No, you dope.
The hitter, half mask, all creepy.
Oh, that guy, creepy as hell.
Like some place too creepy even for him
spat him back out. Still, Lahiri's worth every dime, crosses every contract, no slips, crazy
how well Mouse Trap's doing, and all from one lousy expose, we oughta put our face
in a statue. Yeah, call it the pencil pusher that couldn't quit. A heroine we don't deserve.
Why are we still riding, the meeting wrapped up ten minutes ago? Okay.
I
Hmm
Huh
Hey rock on issue thanks 69 and so deep things the 81
Oh, I miss the wall.
Yeah.
Thank you, I always forget we have this abomination of an emo.
have an emote. Forget about it!
Seems like there could be a lot of stuff here.
And there could be a good baseball card hidden away.
Come on give me some baseball cards man.
been forever since I found one. I mean money is good though we need that to buy
cards also. I've done my dueling go today. I'm at 839 days. We're getting there.
I'm not sure what it is.
Zoom.
Any baseball cards?
Oops.
The drums are going crazy.
Es espanol.
Come on, come on.
What was the alt-fire?
Okay.
but it spends half a mag okay that's cool
okay there we have a little Leva to pull we have a blueprint there very good
speaking languages besides Swedish and English I'm not really
like a movie.
Short cut.
Short cut.
Yeah, what up?
Yeah.
Old fires in your master use your lame.
Mm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
I understand Danish people when they speak Danish. No, not really.
Did I see the new modern movie? I haven't seen any modern movie.
Or the Minecraft movie.
Am I Norwegian? No, I'm Swedish.
I love Dead Mark, right?
I'm gonna watch a better game, yeah, I recently watched the Exit 8 movie.
It was pretty good.
Hmm. Any secrets over here? No baseball cards. Crazy.
Whoa! 10 enemies within 20 seconds.
Muenster kill.
Have I seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
I don't think so.
I've seen Space Jam.
jam with with the low labungi
but but I've seen all some powers yeah any baseball cards I have seen
interest alert yeah like three times
on his feet. No second taken needed. I've had breakfast that did more damage.
These are some shawty ammo, brother. I have seen Jumanji, but not the new ones, though.
Well, Lola Bonnie is the one with Space Jam, right?
I believe so.
Yeah.
It was too- oh man, I did have to see that.
Oh man, I did have to see that.
There was two? Oh man, I did obviously space jam in forever. Okay, we're gonna go in there but I just want to see if they drop some money.
Yeah, Thor!
Ooh, hello.
We need a thousand money to buy that baseball car. Oh, and then we need 50 bucks to even play the baseball.
any baseball cards in here boy oh are they what are they doing yes
turning caffeine and pantyhats in this world of excess that's awful they're
drawing
a business reference, I think?
Oh, yeah, I'm looking for clues. That's a side mission. I gotta make sure I don't miss
it. Hopefully I haven't. I mean, I am still in Tinsel Avenue, so...
I have like a bit over an hour left of atomic car DLC.
I'm trying to finish it after I'm gonna try to finish this game today and then
we'll see what time it is. I still hear them screechy scratching even though
they left.
Yeah, the crispy, uh, they the-
Oh, the stance, the grit.
You ought to swing by sometime.
No, I know about how long this game is.
I know.
What the fuck?
of
the
Hey, you there.
The name Betty Lynch, ring any bells?
Yeah, of course, but, uh, was that gunfire just now, like right outside?
Relax.
They just shoot the crime picture now about Betty. Where do I start looking? Oh
I'm not sure
After you know
They cleared out her trailer and moved her stuff. She kind of disappeared
But but I know a gal who knew Betty, you know a pyrotechnist back from the Seekers of the Holy Bree
She's on set today
So maybe it's worth a shot?
A shot I don't want to hold for a change.
Who was Clark and Gable?
Because this is Gabe Clarkle.
I hate crime stories.
Oh, he's a gone.
Oh, he's an old actor.
OK.
I'll remove the flashlight.
Is the clue here I'm looking for?
Hmm.
What?
What?
Head Pop!
No Cluesy...
Oh!
A Baseball Card!
Hopefully it was a good one.
It doesn't say what you find in my bank, like there's stats.
Or maybe it does in a Mega Blind?
I don't know.
Baseboot.
Oh, I have like no healing for health.
There we go, better.
Oh, wow.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Secret.
Nope.
Nope. I need some sun. No. No sun needed.
You actually do run out of ammo in this game in the beginning. But now you
get so many different guns. Well look like there's still a lot of weapons I
don't have but when you get so many guns it's easy to contract this one heralds
the release of the when slay dale bray a chilling bestseller penned by one of
the one of betcha betcha bills betcha bill most distinguished novelist his
narrative we've through dark alleys sinister kidnappings and ominously
uncovered manholes
I
Gary big 77 by the way one two oh
Kirby is a big guy
Okay, now we're getting the sideshifts sick.
I mean, it takes me 11.
Anymore base boom?
I love making some beer spot in my hands.
I haven't had a beer in a while. Now I'm... I feel like drinking one.
Say hello to my little fr- what?
I need higher ammo capacity.
cool, yeah a pretty future is a big gap a year
to Wanda. Nice. This is as good as it gets. That's what we were looking for. A hell of a party. For El Side
quest though.
Look at the animated bullet bottom left when L.A. shoots.
This game is filled with small details like that.
Okay, gotta fix uh, two heads.
I
Have reloaditis
What the I wish you get over here, buddy
Rocky Ford
Rocky Ford
Okay.
Oh, blueprints. Four blueprints.
Thanks, man. You're a lifesaver. And hey, from one action hero to another, you've got some real
Tomb Raider jobs yourself, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking for a pyrotechnist,
do you have? Uh, see, um, yeah. Well, I can't think straight right now. We've been running
this scene forever and I got ulcers so I took some you know medication a lot of it
and now I really can't make that next jump
yeah but the Bible wait really what kind of medication does that
ah it's just some spiked e-pills don't stress it the real issue is you gotta do
this scene for me and to pull it off you gotta new ability
An ancient technique of the tail whip. Oh, what now they see adventure stuff
Why am I even explaining this so climb up there pull the lever swing over the gaps midair
Grab the last golden idols put them back on the pedestal boom easy
Okay grappling tail cool
I love the people in the emotes
So how do you use this?
Spotter got my hit Q to swing. All right. Whoo actual swinging physics
What has I like actual swinging physics, that's nice
We did it. Oh shit. Oh, I jumped. What the fuck?
Rocky Ford, okay
This game is filled with passion
It really is. It's so nice to see.
Oh, it's dynamite.
Any baseball card in the toilet? No.
Yeah, there's a lot of cars like old classics.
These snipers aren't scary.
I don't know why they'll just acid them.
The acid gun is the most OP thing in this game.
We're good?
You can also swing over there.
Yeah, the acid gun is the strongest thing.
Hold on, there's no something there.
Me, too.
Always brought me sparkling water.
Spike D, top of the line.
Did you notice anything off about her before she died?
Maybe acting stranger, meeting with the wrong kind of people.
Man, my man, this is Tinsel Avenue.
That's like asking if a cheese with holes has holes in it.
Let's just focus on the holes in her story for now, huh?
Well, Betty was a little quirky, but yeah.
Now that I think of it, she met with some guy pretty often.
well low profile never left a trailer when he was around real fancy schmancy suit
type you know how they are can't resist a rising stawler like he was gone oh yeah
they packed up a stuff shoved it into one of the generic dressing rooms standard
practice when someone checks out of this game is way more shooting with
muscle yeah the medieval set can't miss it i made sure that so you need
I don't want to go in there yet. There's a hook spot here.
John Jones?
The cheese mooners?
Oh, I'm back here. Okay, I see. So you could, uh, go a little back and forth. Does that
mean there could be stuff I could hook in?
I
Please car makes 54 by the way
If you like this game you should try lasagna part of the last time
I mean I would I would be down to play lasagna part of the
forget about it forget about it
It gave you a lot of acid rounds, so you gotta use it more here.
Did they gamble to sort of stream give him?
No Chris, but that's baseball. You got to win 20 baseball games to get some reward from the fridge in the uh,
in the bar. I have seven coins. The thing is,
the thing is, the more games you win, the better cards the dealer gets. So you need to get
further into the game to unlock better baseball cards in order to win.
No!
Ding ding ding!
As I said, if people on fire, I ate spicy pepper and then you get fire bullets for a while.
So now I light everyone on fire with a James gun.
Is that a...?
Oh, I thought it was a baseball car.
Wasn't all for naught.
Those grunts worked for a local launderer and accomplice of my victim.
The guy got suspicious when the stiff started making more smackaroos than he should have.
And there's a place where the dead still talk.
Hey, you!
Spider-Dams!
Thanks 49.
The rail.
Thanks 84.
too.
Some armor here, some heels.
There's the vest, okay.
What's in here then?
Shortcut.
Oh, okay, cool.
Hey Jager, dark elephant x56, thank you.
You ever think about a career change? You wear that piece like it's made for you.
Yeah, it plays pretty similar, believe it or not.
I miss a mega save of hell, wait where?
It must have been out here.
Feels one guy, man.
I don't see a safe anywhere.
Yeah, I think it's a one guy.
Jirakuma was right. The families are on board. We're launching Mousetrap Inc. in a few weeks.
Things lined up for Phase 2, the cheese wheel slice clean and even.
Oh, blueprints!
Nice.
Okay, it had to have been a one guy, right?
There is no escape.
There's nothing.
There's a straight up one guy.
That's not a breakable wall.
Well this must be the place.
Western Park.
Yeah. Huh. A photo of Betty Lynch with one Milford Sawyer, one of the mayoral candidates,
a stiflingly cologne note that's clipped to it.
Now that's a clue. A big mouse party meeting and standing right next to Betty the mayoral
candidate Milford what's his name? High stakes games, Hyrule and friends, but the higher
you climb the harder you fall.
Brilliant. Time for another baseball game.
There was no safe.
Oh finally ditched that pencil stench. Now it's time for a quick word with Vivian
So uh could upgrade James Gunn it is very good
And yeah reduce the spread and recoil
Give me that shit you three more for the next one. Oh
Look at that. Yeah
I got an iron sight.
Let's see if I can win the next baseball game.
I could buy a...
No, that's not...
I can talk.
meeting these seedy places screw you pepper this is a well respected establishment yeah
yeah yeah real high class so well my dear boy you've got to understand I'm about the
public figure always in the spotlight right that you are so they're friends
our friends but business is business so what you're really saying is you're
ashamed of being friends with a bottom shelf private dick
I wouldn't put it quite like that like you just did oh you know how these
things work there's probably a lot of references I mean yeah it gave us
still references but it should be back but I definitely don't get all of them
all right let's see wait you've collected enough cards to ban a few
click to choose the ones you want to get rid of it won't appear in this match oh
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, 404, not bad, the four points.
we gotta just defend here. Smoke dead. Alright, he's playing one card. Question is, I could
do a six with a fielding play. I'll say we do that. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, that's
That's one round gone.
Hmmmm.
We have some pretty decent cards here.
I could roll a six.
Okay, good call.
Very good.
Very good.
Nice.
Three more rounds.
Okay, we have a nine-eight plus a pitch focus.
That's huge.
Ditch this pitcher, get a six instead.
That's very good.
He's still rolling one card, so let's play this.
Yep, we're good!
We win!
There's no way he's gonna out-point me on these big cards here.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, he's playing double cards. I'm also gonna play a double.
Ah, it's over. Yep.
This is not gambling, this is big brain, okay?
Wow man didn't get anyone out of the pitch
How many coins is it eight coins nine? We're almost halfway there
Almost 20 coins is what we need to get this whatever it is prize the Spencer
Anyways present your findings to Vivian
So, Monsieur Pepe, have you found out anything about my poor, late friend?
You already got plenty of charm, why bury it under that accent.
Oh damn, I forgot.
Alright, Mr. Pepper, tell me, did you find anything at Tinsel's?
Do you know who killed Betty?
yet but it seems she was quite the socialite she was getting rather close
with that uh what's his face you know the one running for mayor oh Sawyer
Milford Sawyer bingo she most likely got the Sawyer through that dandy spokesman
for their party names curd I believe oh my this game is so sick this is so good
Yes, of course. Oh, the parties we threw.
Oh, such lavish affairs.
So, Mr. Pepper, how do you plan to get close to Sawyer?
He's probably less approachable by men, shall we say?
Particularly men in trench coats who ask a lot of questions?
That may be. I need to think this through.
Well, if I may...
Hey!
If Sawyer's unreachable, why not Miles Curd?
He's a beast of a different sort altogether.
Not really, he's a mouse too.
But I get your point.
Good.
Mr. Pepper, I believe your best bet is to go and catch Miles.
From what I gather, he's either throwing another party
cleaning up the mess at the opera house what's left of it anyway oh someone made a
mess at the opera that's a truly barbarous what had well I'll be on my
way now that I think about it Sawyer's note to Betty was real specific stupidly
specific time to run out of the flagpole and see who salutes crime wall
All firsts, Blue Betty.
Our resolve lead.
Okay.
What is this?
Okay.
I hate to ask, but...
Tame those these waters better than I do.
Okay. What is this?
That's cool. I think we unlocked the new map with that.
Wallop Bay.
I wonder if you can miss out on that if you don't find certain clues.
So what exactly did you do with Pencils to get your glamorous behind kicked to the curve?
Kicked. Please.
I left on my own terms.
Nose high, tail swaying, not a single boot print on my rear.
Well, either way, there must have been a reason.
Oh, I don't know.
Ridiculous overtime, zero artistic integrity, the occasional wandering hand.
Oh, a paycheck so thin I could roll a cheese stick with it.
Pick your poison.
Surely those ain't the only reasons, right?
Sounds like you got a soft spot for the place.
You are persistent, aren't you, Mr. Pepper?
Fine.
Tinsel's wasn't just a job.
It was an experience.
A lifestyle.
You didn't just make movies.
You took life by the handful,
gave it a good shake,
and spilled every last drop onto the screen.
It was about skirting the edge of what's safe. What's
Appropriate about grabbing what you wanted and never blinking so good physical me
I never blinked
So your party too hard and got yourself in trouble. I partied just enough though in hindsight
My just enough might have been a little much for the wussies
But without those parties I'd never have met half the dazzling souls I did I never have met Betty
Who might still be breathing if not for all that?
skirting the edge
You implying something mr. Pepper me imply
Never I just connect the dots well then connect them elsewhere. You're sniffing around the wrong mousehole
Uh, yeah, I gave it a sick map. It's really good.
Okay, we gotta talk to Tammy. This might be like a bonus map you unlock.
Hey, Jack. How's the case shaping up? You know, the shrews and all that.
Hey, Keddo, I'm heading down the Wallabay to find out.
The Bay, huh?
What's dragging you down this salty armpit now?
Well, I just follow the crumbs, you know.
They're pointing me straight to the water.
Supposedly, that's where the shrews are being moved.
I just have to pin down the exact spot.
Well, hey, I might be able to help you out with that.
Ah, figured you might.
So, who's my guy?
Name's Cameron. Cameron Bozo. Rakes like a Jaggaway, yes, but who might have heard something useful?
You'll find him skulking around the pub likely.
Cam Bozo? Classic.
Oh, and be sure to have a bunch of cheddar handy.
Cheddar? What's wrong with Gouda?
No Gouda if you broke Jack!
Head to Wallabay. Yeah, I don't know if this is part of like,
main or if it's a bonus I'm kind of curious because you unlock this saltwater cambozo
from connecting the all the clues there but I mean you could miss clues I guess
you also have something got a moment jack for you always well almost good good I've got a
little job for you then I want to update our menu and a real standout dish
introducing the as your burger or as top burger makers would say the asurro
burger roll what the hell are you talking about 84 look there's standard
grilling procedures huh you fry a burger patty for five six or seven
minutes right so you get and I'm gonna simplify this for you Jack rare
medium or nearly done and then there's the well done which usually ends up as
carbonized waste in the bin out back but and this is key oh yeah I do got true
thinking from the old world likely passed down by the street boys here to
make a burger so well done that it is truly beyond description pure insanity
for the taste buds. Less addition, more a culinary revolution, Jack. Gonna draw huge
crowds to the little and big, but there's a catch. You need some serious heat and a
ton of ash. So, if you can find the right hot spot, I'll give you a patty and we'll
see if this actually works. Sure, I'll give it a shot. Nothing says smart plan
like running around with a slab of raw meat yeah much obliged Jack find us
efficiently halt an ashy spot Jack good to see you buddy why is he one now John
oh you boom he's got another thing since you're asking I'm in the market for a
fish so grab a rod and catch one oh but not just any fish a special fish for
a special fish dish wait you're not asking for fish sticks are you really jack that's a low blow
no fish sticks no i need uh hmm i think it's called marinated herring can not fresh
uh some old world delicacy not exactly easy on the senses are here oh yes i've only heard
stories Jack but yes be careful with this one all right just stay shocked oh
you gotta search the wall of bay now for that okay so let me see here jobs yeah
these are main jobs and the yeah this word this was a side job I got so that's
cool grill Jones burger on something once glorious you can either find a hot
an ashy spot and yeah the the bay is actually a main job we've got a side
job for it so that's cool oh you have something to well if you're going to the
dark stack I left something over there what kind of something and what the hell
were you doing at the bay oh well I didn't go there but per se the customs
authority withheld some merchandise, I imported.
Some of the finest cheese sticks in the world,
from a lovely faraway island where beefy, artisanal rats
roll them with their tails.
Truly a luxury, I tell you.
So why not go get them yourself?
That's the problem.
The shipment got stuck in the usual, the bureaucratic mess,
You know, he changed hands here and there and well, got lost, so to speak, somewhere around the docks.
And you want me to track him down for you?
What really appreciate it? Those silly customs officers couldn't find their own behinds if their lives depended on it.
All right, sure. Consider it done, buddy.
There we go. Look at all those in the same map.
wallops bay customs office wallop bay
canned herring and the main one is also
wallop bay so yeah yeah sorry my camera's
blocking these but I think they'll
disappear
let's see if there's any others don't
want to miss out
Nom it's nom did anyone get a discord message from some artist on the server it looks us
oh dude they are all over the place just ignore him it's literally like all over the place
oh yeah I need to cook the burger on something once glorious
Well, I'm sure we'll find it eventually.
Let's go to the bay.
So we can go there, or we can go down there.
I'm guessing that's the bay?
Well, I'll play Frank Malta, mate.
I've already finished it, Aziano.
Alright, two days ago.
Okay, peel your eyes for...
these Kves't items.
I'm looking for canned herring and for the customs office.
Whoa, oh it's a whale!
It reports outrageously false accusations of blue cheese abuse against Steve Bendell,
The famed magician of Mousy Mystique, have been dropped with no further inquiry.
Bandel expressed outrage, declaring,
I keep my nose clean, unless we're talking sharp shatter.
Kick the fish hanging.
Oh.
Out of time.
Out of time?
What does that mean?
Out of time? Why? From what?
Oh, back to the future? Yeah, yeah, that movie, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
I know that movie.
The fisherman's pop, this empty at noon.
Smells fishy.
Feels crooked too. I wasn't a new weapon was it? I don't think so
And yeah, I think it was the acid gun
We need the dinero
Nice.
I've seen more than four movies.
Okay.
What?
That was out of balance.
Hey frog. Can I continue here frog? Oh, secret cave!
That's the end of the level you can leave there, okay
No, oh my god, where's your shorts?
Munkka
Damn it, okay, I could just like jump from there I guess
bit easier
no
Okay, don't go outside the buoys.
Why is this fucking slippery?
I'm getting in there.
I know there's a secret, Debs.
Ye can't fool me, the gamer.
Drake loss of like 62
Well, this is one of them hard saves all right timer type timer and don't don't hit a spike
Then you lock the safe forever and it's over my charm and half the fondue bill here we go
Fuck I might have fucked I fucked I fucked
I fucked, I cancelled it. Fuck, reload, just reload. I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up.
Wait, where did it put me back now? Oh, it's not like I've done anything. I guess some
money. Let's solve that first and then we go for it. I might fuck it up again
No, I didn't actually see the path.
Wait, I just disconnected from chat.
Yes! Got it. I'm back.
my charm we're good the fishermen's pop this empty at noon smells fishy and there
was a secret in here get some money with a safe
Give me the money, money.
No deep water.
No deep water.
Take a tiger fish.
The 67 moves.
Alright, we're good.
all right we're good
Why is a walking corpse asking questions?
Oh, I ain't dead yet, Bob.
Hold up, let me see if there's maybe any secret and baseball cards.
We also need to find the alphas and the can of herring.
That's insanely important.
of
This studio is making a taxi driver side scroller cupid like game really oh shit
Bob the Bozo!
Egg 71, dude.
Bat?
Hey, man.
Wait, I have a finger gun.
What?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the rat attack.
We need to find the secrets, bravo.
Sharks?
Sharks?
Did this door get open now? Yeah, I did. Well, that just takes me back though, but that's cool.
Arles, go!
Ding-mong.
Dead mice tell no tales.
We still haven't found the canned herring or the office, but there's still, I mean,
stuff left here.
now you better drop this telling us and tell me what oh shit was that when I see
Yeah, to hell with your pepper. I ain't telling that new women
Lou oh shit
shit no ammo for this
okay you need that weapon
I guess I can't go in
okay
of
No this game is super sick it is it's it's really good.
It's filled with passion and style and funniness and references.
Very nicely detailed.
I got balls, bitch!
What am I doing?
I need to kill you!
Damn you!
I think we just got a new weapon, yeah.
a big hitter right here huge hitter what is it called lose cannon sick okay uh is
the herring here or could the office be around here maybe
All right, it wants me to go there, but I'm gonna check over here so I didn't miss anything.
Yeah, there.
I mean, you can hook.
Okay, those aren't open the button.
Okay.
Yeah, lots of ammo around.
Doesn't seem like none of these are openable though.
I think we're chillin'.
Alright, out.
Okay.
And
Jung's then Tom's and jolly's acts. Thanks for a
Alright, we just roughed them up a little I got it locked up near the shipyard
The Moisea?
Hey, it's not like 69.
Okay, we got water tower key.
Now we open something up over there?
Yo, A-Bit Tomato, thanks for the 29.
Any, uh, canned herring around here?
Do I like lard?
What is lard in Swedish?
Oh
Look pig fat, I'm not sure maybe I don't know
I'm not sure I actually don't know
I do like easter band.
I do like that.
Frog!
secret any canned herring around here
I am indeed Swedish. Yeah. Oh. Oh, minus one. I was supposed to use the dynamite.
This has to be a secret, right? Maybe I was supposed to go here. Oh, I am, yeah. Back in five
minutes of not read this message again
anything else over here making sure I don't miss that Harry let's go
Yeah, I am not American.
I am being so sweet, damn.
I was from Scotland.
Damn.
Hmm. Damn.
Jeez.
A workshop.
Maybe there's herring in the workshop, huh?
Workshop key.
Wow, there is something there!
Hmm.
I don't know where I can help you.
I don't know where Nelbenka is. No, I don't think so, at least.
You watched an episode of IA ISP where Matt dressed in a Swedish plumber?
What is that? IA ISP?
Oh, that's Örebro. Why is it called that?
Oh, it's always sunny. Never seen that.
of
I see not unless okay
Maneh 1200 nice oh is that the Harry why do I keep doing this to myself alright we
got the herring now get this thing now we need to find the office and then
we're good I've seen TV shows I've seen breaking back I've seen better calls
Saul
Now we just got to find that office which is definitely around here somewhere
Hero sub-bozo
Was the most memorable line from Breaking Bad. Oh, I am the one who knows oh
My precious savior more noble than a whole truckload of blood
Tammy's the one you should be thinking just tell me what I'm scholar white. Yeah. Yeah, of course boss
Uh, but, uh, what exactly do you want to know?
Everything.
Well?
See, I was born right here in Mouse Boyk almost 30 years ago.
Mama wiped the docks, Papa.
Everything about the missing shrews.
Oh, oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, uh, there's a meeting going on, see?
They're resealing the livestock deal or whatever.
Wallop Bay's just a pit stop.
Who's they?
Cops.
The crooked ones.
Meeting with some science-y types.
Weird accents.
Real heavy on the Z's.
Especially Zah-Li-Dah, Z-Professor.
This some new racket?
Or business as usual?
Oh, business as usual.
Used to bounce around Shanty Town, keep it quiet.
Now?
Feels like they don't even bother hiding it.
Bounce around where, exactly?
Bops, White Shop, LaTisha's Pharmacy, maybe?
Both good folks just scared stiff. Oh, and they've been using that old underground shelter uptown
They used to squat there till they kicked me in the teeth see right here every V is really good in this
Uh tragic so when's the next deal? No
Today tomorrow and only exactly what kind of schedule and me without even a sandwich for this takeout
Guess I'll start sweeping those spots. Oh
Speaking of which the sea boss
A very special key a pharmacy key. Let's just say I'm holding on to it for leticia
Temporarily and since the pharmacies on your list. It's amazing granny. It's sick and it's yours. Yeah, I'll pay it
You got the morals of a stinky floater. You know that
Fine hand it over pleasure doing business with you boss. You're the greatest
this. I have seen Plutibus. We need that workshop key. I'm not sure. I mean, I got the farm
as E.K. Well, there's no way back for me. Well, probably the other area because you're
gonna open up that big gate anyways. Alright.
John's Legs 51. I really like to do this.
No, you have lot. Let's go.
I have seen jerseys chore yeah I have
I'm looking for Stilton's Merchant, though, I see a Stilton's Merchant.
Oh yeah, I completely forgot to use my new weapon.
Maybe something over here.
Oh.
Yes.
We got both things.
That was the good to still do this delicacies.
Nice.
What if you have to go back to the Burning Oprah house to get the burger?
I don't think you can go back to levels though in this game.
Oh!
Oh, there's a lot of throats.
60 bucks I was in Geordie short I think I tried watching it but I flushed it
look at him frog is there
Oh, we've got to get all the cords, okay.
it's up with this one yeah I've seen all of Sopranos I have yeah we got a swing
in. Wait, I thought that was a swing. Okay, well clearly there is one more. I mean one
goes here they're all electrified oh they're not I have to shoot them now
Now it's electrified, lol…
LULU.
LULU moment.
Bloodborne Easter egg where frogs are go to wind up, wait what?
No, you're trolling.
Wait, what?
Ah!
Okay, safe, thank you.
Oh! He actually gave me a baseball card token and 60 bucks. That's really nice.
We're halfway there on the baseball tokens sick. You need 20
Yeah, it's a blood-borne Easter egg
Wait a minute, if this game is on PC and it has a Bloodborne Easter egg, does it mean?
Oh the mortician and old friends of mine let me see the body on the dental records
you sure it's the victim he's older than over age three it's the one they scraped
off the pavement says so on the toe tag one thing was certain the poor soul lying
there on the ice wasn't john shrew who did it and why i couldn't say that one more stop to make
wait there's a vent here what
oh nice a blueprint sick
Where am I now?
There has to be a baseball card here.
Wait, vest?
Oh, it's a clue!
Short-term gains, long-term wrought.
the game the captain is fondue-loving pal xx are playing makes a man wonder what
they'll see what they see when they're in the delivery agreement for an
additional 14 days signed the captain and xx scribbled decided in something
that reeks of illegal fondue
I managed to miss all three of them okay I'm back out here now
I'm not hitting every wall!
Holy shit, actually a pretty intense fight, Anonymous gives up to Wall Hunter.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Uh, the liver goes tilting, go to John, and then we got a- yeah, it's just, uh, the main
left here.
Oh, and this is where you need a pharmacy key.
What about the workshop, though?
Oh, there, yeah.
Okay.
They hand off seasickness meds to some old world types.
Like it's no big deal.
Some old world names.
And a whole sack of prescriptions for seasickness meds.
But why?
Did I ever play Kingpin?
No, I am not.
The Cypress Hill soundtrack.
Wow, Cypress Hill.
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death
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death
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death
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Oh
Over a hundred shrews moved per shipment where do they go what happens to them
All right, we did it
Yeah, this game is yeah, it's unity, right
The police
Have I seen the fear thus catched by grotesco no
No
No fondue way
Captain
Captain goddamn
So much for that, but the other guy that must be the professor
It's got that particular brain of a point being a fairy that I'd rather forget
Dude, you know how many good games are made in unity like or in the or the or a games are unity, aren't they?
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death
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Should be a phone over here I remember
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Do that be a secret over there?
What?
I guess not.
All right, nice we got both side crests
Pinky pinky ping pong Let's go back here, see what we get
I'm not sure you could jump on the buoys.
They're there to mark out a bounds.
Oh shit.
Oh, I gotta find the Houghton Ashy spot in this area.
That cyclist just showed up again when I got to this here.
Okay, let's plug these firsts.
We can resolve a lead.
Far weapons!
Run things by Stilton, but it's optional.
Hmm...
Have I heard the version of Isla Porn German State Television Orchestra played?
No, I have not. I've only heard the regular version.
There are so many ads that we try to enter the stream, well, it's either that Clayton
or I have to play ads every hour.
There's nothing I can do about it.
That's how Twitch works, and I never play ads, so they always happen when you click
on the stream instead.
Tangled as hell.
You uh, you ever wonder?
I don't wonder. I do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you ever stop and think about your, you know, stellar career?
Jack, I live it. What is your point?
Hey, you! Well, it's deep.
Terminator 107, thank you.
You wrote that big expose back in the day, right? Topped one of the mob families.
Yes, Jack. I was there.
Right. So now the family's gone. Out of the picture.
But suddenly we got these hitmen popping up out of thin air.
just poof and somebody drops they're silent efficient and deadly so one of it
well makes me wonder what if the other family saw an opportunity figured why get
our hands dirty so they erect a firm a company to offload their dirtiest work
like a real murder LLC. You get me? What I mean is you did something good, but maybe the
mob they made something better for them worse for us. I sincerely hope it's those five-cent
novels speaking. They're clearly frying your brain. Maybe. But what a way to go.
No, that's how ads works on Twitch ago.
Either you play ads or you don't.
But if a streamer don't play ads, you will get an ad when you click on the stream.
If you want to turn that off, if a streamer wants to turn that off, the pre-roll ad,
they have to play ads every hour instead.
I never play ads I haven't played an ad in like six years, so I get their pre-roll ads that happen if you click on my stream
John
What they give me that I saw it, but I can't listen to it live though. Oh, oh, so you found that fish
John what the actual
Easy Jack. No, I know it could have been a little tough
Coulda been, John! Coulda been!
I mean, sure. It's a little pungent, but still, it's just a fish.
I've fought in the war, John. I watched mice shredded by shells.
Two weeks, John. Two weeks in no man's land, living on mud, blood, and rainwater.
The gast is, John. Heavy clouds lingering over the trenches in that sound.
Oh, that sound. Like gas. Gas! Gas!
So I know hard, John. I know hell. And I know horrible. But this! This!
I can't smell this, John. There ain't no coming back from this, John.
Calm. I am calm now.
But, John, never. And I say never.
Ask me to do a favor like that ever again.
Capiche.
Did he just say a fish?
Right.
Jack, listen up.
If you're planning a trip to the countryside
and happen to end up in the wetlands,
there might be a little something you can do for me.
No stink this time.
I swear on truth, I get.
Oh, yeah.
See, back in the day,
I used to run a small processed cheese side gig we did
Stuff all sorts of stuff for all sorts of reasons
Way out in the swamps
Anyway, I came up with a really great recipe real special one problem is I forgot it
You'd be helping me a ton if you could find it. It's called perfect. Yeah, it's nice master
It is it didn't quite roll up the tongue
We'll make it water for that matter appearances can be deceiving Jack track it down, and I'll be in your debt
Yeah, just stand on to the pile
So it's optional to run things by Stilton the thing is do we trust Stilton I
Don't know man
I have to talk to him anyways though because I I have a side quest
So, let's see what happens.
Don't go long.
Spare's trouble? Either for us or the Shrews.
What else did it did you come across?
Well, looks like there was some kind of a deal between the cheese-leggers
and the ringleader of the crooked cops. Goes by
Sims. Captain Sims? One and the same.
Oh, it's a terrible news indeed.
We need to tread carefully from here on out.
That ain't all. There was this scientist of sorts there.
The way he carried himself
Wrote me all wrong and not in a good way. This ain't your run-of-the-mill trafficking ring Cornelius
I can feel it in my gut
Either that it's something that I had for lunch either way something much darker is going on you have to dig deeper Jack
Little lives depend on it
You don't need to remind me but the cheese leg is in play the cops likely headed for the wetlands
that's where I'm going good good get some solid evidence and we'll get to the
bottom of this in no time hard evidence Jack harder than that diamond laced
ground I still have to deliver the good stand here where you cheese sticks they
smell a little funny don't they oh you you know they're from abroad they've
I got this herb mix, you know?
It sharpens the aftertaste.
It actually good.
Consuers it to appreciate it, but it really pleases the palate.
You know, funny, I never took you for a cheesehead.
I don't keep on that.
I just need something to it.
A cow mind and a nurse and type steiner.
It helps me with my speeches.
Yeah, yes, sure it does.
Jack.
Complete five side jobs. Oh, we almost have 2,000 money
The voice acting is phenomenal in this it is so we got ahead to the far wetlands
Trackdown Jones recipe find it. Yeah, I need to find a hot and ashy spot in this town somewhere
At least I'm guessing it's here because that side quest pops up
Whenever I go back to this town
Now where is a hot and ashy spot though? I thought maybe it could be here but that ain't it son
Maybe we can upgrade some
Oh, yeah, that's also a main let me see here
Yeah, yeah, damp evidence for wetlands. Yeah, I know opera
And John's recipe was wetlands. Hey, do you have anything?
Hopped an ashy here. I got five. Oh, yes, we can upgrade loose cannon charge up a shot and fires crushed cannonball fragments at enemies
I'm not gonna be using this one too much
I think it's better to get the last upgrade of that James Gunn because that one is really good. It's very good very good
Yeah.
Oh, look at that!
Sick.
Something hot and ashy.
Maybe there's some good cards here.
Let's see.
A thousand.
That's a double speed boost.
triple pitch focus the double field play let's get the triple pitch focus good
card yeah I'm gonna see if there's something in my apartment where I can
use I don't know yeah hope than ashy I'm not sure where I'm supposed to find
this but it's gotta be around in this town and this town ain't huge so it
shouldn't be too hard to find right
Hmm
Boy
I would have been in this town because that side quest always pops up when you come back
here.
I mean it might not mean that it's here though.
I'm playing a baseball.
Okay, we can ditch a card.
I have 10 of these, you need 20, so we're getting there.
Ooh, okay, that's better.
He's playing two cards, crikey.
Okay, if I win this, yeah, okay!
This is just a throwaway card, but yeah, we take those.
Okay, I might do another throwaway card in that case, just to get this out of here.
Yeah, that's fine.
guy's gonna come in because they still get to go anyways all right that's good
let's go hard now seven yeah I could probably do this yeah good shit and then
I could score a homerun probably at least I hadn't come from I stole it from
you go hmm man these are bad let's discard one a power swing okay not too bad
but I wanted to discard you and then I get the same okay yeah in this turn we
play these two and next turn we're playing this for a homerun box seven so
hopefully we get three points at least hopefully come on home run
let's start off with this and a fielding play okay he went very easy first
round done I'm on a huge winning streak
for this oh wow I have some great cards
he's playing a single card I'll play a
six yeah good shit so easy game it's
probably over thank you even okay this
card is mega ass bitch that shit okay
yeah let's pop this with this pitch
focus when eight that's all right pretty sure he won't win this at all
there's no way I'd have to be like insanely unlucky let's roll a nine with a
fielding play. It's super over. The bomb. Eight plus three strikeout. Yeah, yeah, it's
over. Three one. Should play Shadow of Doubt. Yeah, I've never played that. We have twelve
coins I only need eight more coins and I got it and we're done not as well try no
fuck it let's play one later I have to let the dog out
I'll stand here
I think 7-8 and Recreate takes 33, Kermit takes the 107.
Yoshi is outside.
Alright.
Um.
All right, um, I did go there, there's no other side of Chivis that I'd see in.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, this is now open. Okay. That's wetlands.
I
Mean I'm not even sure I'm getting to atomic DLC today clever name this game is pretty long
The
evening is the 85 and Donya is like 46.
I only have like an hour, a bit more than an hour left for the atomic car's DLC.
I would love to finish it.
So, we really going true with this?
Well the boss said so, so how we doing?
These cheese leggers outlive their usefulness.
Useful?
Usefulness?
Yep.
Yep, so we plant it through bombs, watch the cannons go boom like sky-high, then we're ready.
Cause this is better, Dark End.
I mean, the, uh, Tomekard DLC is like, it's alright, thus far.
It's quite funny, but I wanna see how it ends.
And I want to hear the final boss soundtrack because every boss is like super banger
Going up
Yeah it's alright Wolf, it's okay.
But I'm so close to like finishing it I might as well just so we can see how it
wraps up and hear the bangin soundtrack. I'm planning to try notria, which I'll
say oh no, would I recommend it? And notria?
Oh, God damn it.
Anoka was okay.
I think they might have patched it since I, I mean, I played it on release, so...
Oh
Man you really went hard now it fix any of these shoes really hoppers up too
I don't know man. I'm just following orders really. I'm sure you can do better than that
the Boss said
plan a few bombs
Uh, watch the canisters go boom, like sky high.
He said we, we gotta clear out the swamps.
Rid them of those cheese-legged scum.
They're no good no more.
Outlift their use- useful.
Alright alright enough, I get the picture.
Now I gotta find the cheese-legged boss before the crooked cops get him.
I also need to find the recipe.
I'll come up with a new recipe.
I've never seen the birds peanut hats no I don't watch a lot of streams. I mainly
watch fighting game tournaments when they're on like evil or whatever and
Uh, Salad, uh, always streams at a good time for me.
Other than that, it's hard to catch, like, left-bust stream, or, like, this stream, for example,
because we always stream, like, at the same time, so.
I don't like it!
Like, there's so many streamers I've never watched.
Because I just, I calmed.
There's just...
Joker thinks he's the two, brother.
In reality, they think he's 51.
That way, I'm going this way.
I'm lucky!
I don't think I've seen Who Framed Roger Abbey. I don't think I've actually ever seen it. Maybe I have. I don't know.
I don't think anyone is surprised by hearing about it.
This game is super smooth.
This game is a banger.
It's really good.
Oh, a clue!
Nice.
Oh, a clue! Nice!
Through the grammar, though the grammar is questionable, then don't read boys.
On to Devin Cops for here. Go to Chief Mansion, you know where.
more good amounts of good work.
pa-dum pa-dum pa-dum pa-dum
pa-dum pa-dum pa-dum pa-dum
huh?
blue brain!
it's nice!
Yeah, no I'm going up there is there a swing
Oh, and there's a wall!
Nooo!
Oh well.
this game do be throbbing
what?
my moon
You installed Windows 11 yesterday and it sucks ass.
Yeeeaaah.
For me it works fine.
I guess.
Uh-oh.
Shit, doobie workin'.
Shit do be working
Let me down!
The acid gun is so good, it's incredible.
It's like the best gun in the game.
Over a thousand money again?
Nice.
Need a bit more though if we're going to buy an Expensebio Cardo.
Oh, we're back up here.
it was a safe here
this Mickey Mouse living in the slums
no he lives in there
or is it the sl- no, no
Investigative Mickey Mouse
Well, he's got an office and sure you know, he has it pretty good
Well, hey there old timer what's keeping you busy
Say good fella
Does the name perfect the bog fondue ring any bells?
But if you want them secrets you gotta help me and fetch me my
Nice.
I have to collect three thingies for him?
Thingies.
Yeah, Ground Zero. I plan on playing it tomorrow, yeah.
Fingies, huh? What are Fingies?
Why you survived that wow
My humble I'm gonna have a healing
three thingies or blueprints nice
now where is said thingies uh frogs tell me
I
Hmm
thingy oh the varnisher for yeah thingy falling rocks no let's check here is that a thingy
I think it hits in the like that anyways leave I mean we can check yeah you see it hits in
in the middle anyways. This is like a big burst.
Okay.
banjo true could be could be one there I'll check
did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it was there a banjo
Game looks surreal. They did an amazing job. Truly.
I'm sure we'll find them. It doesn't tend to be that hidden.
He's gonna have like a book icon above it.
Nothing here, Osgo.
I could just jump over here.
I don't need to take this elevator.
I'm back here now.
Of course.
Yo, Zavar, thanks for the 85, thank you.
Shit, I like backtrack myself like crazy.
He'll I love you hind you what up
That's one thing some of them thingies
Next big game release, it will be Soros, but I'll play on, is it a 28?
the return all like I jump and I'm stuck in the ceiling oh shit
Kroken could be thingies down here
Blind those probably just coins right it was a thingy right
A skill book? What?
Huh?
Okay.
I see. Ah, but there is some stuff here.
I can shoot a marker there. There we go.
yeah black eye it's so good this game it's super sick
why did it say like the konami code there
because i want to tell what arson will always have to choke
man I don't know football man all I know about football is Liverpool's
legendary comeback
about it
The mansion, now full of memories long gone, cluttered with trinkets from another time,
the cultists I killed rocked in the cellar, their inks swallowed by hungry soil.
The girl, what was her name?
The memory of her drifts through me like smoke.
The books of forgotten lore I consumed again and again yield no answer.
I live here now alone, with the mirrors, the paintings, they still sing, weaving melodies
born of the black golves between stars.
I try to listen, but the discord inside me never stops.
The song lingers just a whisper away.
Just beyond the reach of my mind,
laughing like a child,
taunting from a thousand miles across.
And when the laughter fades,
even silence abandons me.
The power is back.
In trouble, tagged along.
Aw.
What was the code now? I can't believe I'm actually asking this. The code is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B.
I wonder if it's actually something, and if you use it before the pipe?
VA?
Um, you arrive somewhere secret.
Oh, no pipe here now.
Yeah, the back rooms.
Oh yeah, a mildly excited for the back rooms movie.
Looks pretty good.
What the hell would BA be in this regard?
Hey, you.
Hmm.
I don't even know what that is.
Action and jump.
Maybe, what if it is a secret and it puts you, if you do it correctly, it's up up down
down, left right left right, and then B A. I literally pressed B A there.
I have to restart at the end, too.
What don't use the d-pad
Nah, it's it's nothing
It's nothing chat we're getting one guide by the developers
I'm not falling for it.
We still need two thingies for the old cheeselegger.
Parallel, they saved the nine.
Yeah, it is.
Black and white, these streams for this game.
cheese luggage inside. Got it with a yeast on.
Any old thingies here?
Hmm...
Give me thingies.
thingies them thingies are coming together one more thingies all we need
For your key. Yes
I didn't try in the menu Maltesar I guess it could be something
Fear the most man
Captain takes the 84, brother.
I'm close now.
The window opens, then shuts, then opens anew.
Strange shapes slip through the threshold of that accursed house, mirrors shatter, but
not break.
Visitors still ever present, ripping apart my mind with their ceaseless break.
The voice.
Oh.
Oh, the voice.
Finally saying it's name the ray of infinite light shining upon me forever and never more
The rest cover most ash and ink blots. Oh, yeah, we haven't fought a boss today. Maybe this
Maybe the most guy yeah it Mars is the game sick
Die cultists.
Oh yeah, I thought Crocodile guy, you're right, I forgot about that.
Shit.
about this common poachers the absolute silence the dissonance the song do you
hear it no the unknown yeah I can sing too but you won't like it
that was easy.
What the hell was that?
Hmm...
Oh, I'm back in here now, right?
I think you roast duck, thank you.
Well, have I been up there too?
Probably, right?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
The case was nearly over when the trail went cold.
Those coldest dragged Marlene out
into the old wetlands mansion.
But I followed, farther than I ever should have.
And for an instant I saw it, the unknown.
It reached out, left its mark, broke something in me.
At first it was only dreams, strange, terrible,
beautiful dreams.
I can't even say when they began to bleed
into the waking world.
But in that moment I saw it clear.
This place, this life, is just one flat sheet
on a bigger board.
And beyond it, oh, so much more.
I tell myself to walk away, to leave these restless dreams
in that rotting town, but I can't.
The pull won't let go.
I need to see it again, to finish what I started,
or at least find another crack in the wall.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
News paper.
A special...
A special that delves deeply into the culture and history of the wetland fold.
While the current inhabitants of the wetlands are mice and shrews of questionable upbringing, involved in shady dealings,
it was once a land of a proud mice, tried to make their own he- he- heaven on earth.
Despite this stench, they mudded those damn Gators.
Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum.
Ba-dum-ba-dum-dum.
Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum.
three thingies
of the Prima. Wait, why is there two? Oh, okay, weird. I'm just looking for the final
thingy. But they've been pretty easy to see.
What? No, they did not. Darkwood is one of the greatest horror games ever made.
Oh shit, that's death.
Oh, okay.
Why am I reloading? I have 66 rounds left in my...
Nice three
Is he whistling?
Oh, a pipe.
No thingy in here.
Any lore in here?
Wait, Steamboat Willie?
Oh, that's why he was whistling, of course.
Is that reference-like? It is, yeah.
Okay, what about over here?
This area is humongous.
There's a thingy on the boat.
Reference?
Looks like solar pose
Oh that's the mission end probably
Or no he's gonna fly away again
thingy thank you nice we're good
Now he's got to go back to him.
Acid, acid, acid. Acid.
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, tough save.
of
this course
of
I think we're good.
No entry.
Ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da.
You the boss here, fella?
How was it?
What?
Alright, so who's the boss now?
It's uh...
This was too beautiful to be real.
What do you mean?
Them prospects, you know.
See, we did a gig.
What a red lining, Garfield.
Tossed them shoes out.
Shoved them.
Somewhere out here on the...
They build some nice homes.
Shops too for us.
Yeah.
I even drew in some cash
to get the whole enterprise running.
All we was after was the fondle business.
Well, they know.
They don't fool us.
Lie to us.
I just knew you got there cuckoo.
Who lied? Talk to me.
Tim Cox. The Swiss is a science ball.
Maybe...
Maybe someone else too, we.
Why we even getting to move in them shoes?
I was just, I hoped, a nice home, white picket fence, you know?
Glass had full kind of thing.
Everything was going fine.
It was clean, straight through the depths.
But then they sent them all.
Can you see that on record?
I'm done for, man.
But you, you are something.
He's coming.
The most man?
They stay with me.
Help's on the way.
He's crazy.
Out of control.
On a deep fryer left...
Rest in peace, buddy.
Ahhh!
Nice guffin, McLeod.
I stick around I'm not the good shit
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Huh
okay we need to go back to the the singer guy I'm sure it will take us back
back there though. This is the end of the mission? Probably. Maybe not. I can get back
There
No
Ow! I'm on fire all the time!
Ow! Stay moving!
Burn burn burn burn fucking flying dudes. Oh my god
I'm here for both your lovely
Six let's see if there's anything worth taking if there's still I am to take from
I'm not ready to leave yet I don't know if I could actually get back I'm gonna try
I can't get back okay so quest guy there must be a shortcut back to him from from here
Somewhere. Oh nice. Oh there you are! Oh!
to the next task.
The recipe.
Next task.
I ain't got time for next task.
Oh, you sure over down there, a moon in my bitch's mouth.
You could use some cheesy powder
to sprinkle on your scalp.
Wait, well, look, I've got the paper
to brighten up your day.
Just give that to Matt Donnie.
He'll fix him right away.
OK.
Well, since you're saying you're goodbyes, I've got one more thing to do.
Give me a baseball token.
Sorry, old timer.
Not happening.
Get out, get out.
Hm, hm, hm.
Ah, ah, ah.
I take it you heard about your ex-husband's passing, man.
Yes?
Well, I've got good news and bad.
The good, the jumper wasn't your man.
He's not my- the bad?
He's still out there and some real nasty types are looking for him.
Two shrews walk into the hotel that night.
I did open though, yeah.
It's all good.
Ah, now we can head back.
Well, first I gotta somehow make it over there.
Oh, it's super fine.
Aha!
Aside from the order to get rid of cheese leger, the notebooks got really only two types of entries.
Complaining on Egypt scientists leaving track- true, their bug-and-deaths trail.
and the cop's obsession over his weird craving for deep fried crowdy from the hooded loonies at
manga and manga whatever that is this mess went deeper than a bread snake in hot mozzarella
it was time to wedge it into the rest of the puzzle
Egypt all right nice baseball baseball
I wonder if I missed a clue in the mansion, because it still says explore the mansion there.
But I don't think you can go back, so we'll see, I guess.
Hmm.
Okay.
It still says explore the mansion.
Yeah, this is a mission. Okay. Cool. Thanks. Oh, you know taking the girl somewhere far far away
Here's a thought finding a woman first then taking Kami, etc
Good one. I'm not joking
No, I had my fair share of sightseeing seen enough of the old world my place is right here in Mausburg
The real melting pot. Hey cross with the cesspool
Same thing. Yeah, but it's a familiar thing
You learn to suffer it besides people need help people need help everywhere and I am here
There are other Jack peppers out there. I'm sure of it Lord's forbid
Hi, yeah, yeah, here you go, buddy. Sup Jack
Any luck finding that recipe I told you about I did actually the wetlands are sprawling
But you wouldn't know it I ran into an old fart of a cheese leger who handed it over and mumbled
something about a mad john and passing oh oh I got two baseball tokens I don't
need six more to bring in this to me now how about we expand the menu hey yeah
yeah so Jack what did you pull out of the swamps huh tell me I could try
winning him now so we can see what it is this appointment corny these cheese
letters were just middleman relocating the shrews for a quick buck making the
district clean nice and strictly for mice heck even the cops seem like they were
on someone else's payroll so just some cheapo supermarket cheese layer upon
layer upon layer and right there sandwiched between all those layers this
sleazy scientist keeps popping up with his sleazy look and even sleazier
ideas can't quite put my finger on him well well I know you crack this case yeah
inferno game is phenomenal but did you finish it lining business is deeply
troubling I wouldn't believe it myself if it weren't for the dying words of a
disillusioned cheese leger poor son is that pity I hear no voice check now it's
sister cold being used can't stand seeing people treated like tools by those
crooked creeps and fancy suits flotting their ill-gotten authority you know
they're better than anyone corny excuse me we both seem war corny or did that
slip your mind we were the tools right well well Jack I think it's the
best course of action is to hunt down those cultists and scientists and put an
end to all this ruckus. They seem to converge in one spot, right?
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
Yeah. Let's see here. Maybe I can win this now.
I mean, if I do another cycle I'll probably get more also.
Ew, trash pulls.
Let's play this one.
Yes!
Good play, good play.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
better he only played a one card wonder if I do this with a power swing on
eight yikes buddy played a four man bad pulse okay we have a score at least
great okay I mean that will be a homerun if I do that I mean I could try this
oh that's an eight okay they definitely have better cards now yeah the mayor
sauce dude what are my polls this is awful
Okay, we got to go hard on the last one.
I might get to, let's see, I pulled horrible cards, homerun, that's a homerun, all right.
I got two points if you tie you lose also so I can't let him have two points here
Okay, come on
Five six four nine, okay, we could do this with a pitch focus, okay?
That was overkill, but you know it's all a little gamble. That's one round
It's baseball
Okay, pretty good ditch you your Omega trash
okay could do you with the fielding play okay that's that's good nice three more
rounds also no I'm not I don't think I'm playing Albie on online I could
discard one more, but I could also use this with a pitch focus. That's a very overkill.
Two more rounds. We have good cards though. Oh yeah, we do have very good cards. We have two nines,
which might be enough.
Yeah, I mean we win. Nice. Good shit. Yeah. All right, nice.
one. Next. I think I'll save a blueprints for... Wait, what is this? Oh, yeah, I know that.
a pep talking coming no not a pep talk just the question why you mixing it up
with cheese like this huh look there's no easy answer I was deep in my anti-jack
phase back then and I everything really and some of those poor sods needed
someone who could fix things yeah but no buts Jack the wetlands folks they
ain't bad guys sure some are the hustlers petty thieves whatever fancy term the
suits come up with but the the broke without options and well just trying to
make a buck like anybody else well they could do it the right way now Jack Jack
Jack Jack so grizzled yet so naive one day when the system kicks you in the
spine hot enough you'll get it hey let me remind you I've been the war and back
oh yeah and what'd you learn wow we have four I'm just gonna wait for the
next weapon I guess
Hmm. Any omega cards? There's a good fielding play, there's a speed boost, that's good.
We don't really need it though, we're chilling. Um, we gotta head to the opera. But let's
Let's see if there's anyone else that might have like a little mission that we do in the opera.
Opera. Opera. Now you say opera. I always get this confused.
Because in Swedish it's opera.
I'm not clown, I'm detective.
Corrupt to the core sure but I miss the show business to pepper the warmth of the
lights the snap of the clapper
I didn't gave this a six yeah but it was probably because the reviewer thought
this was more like a detective game or whatever
let's go here
That's a thing nice clear his day curd hadn't lifted a finger when when when you've ride a really
You should take out before someone guessed who with the match
You got to see the game for what it is not what you expected
Oh my god, I'm almost dead
Yeah, maybe it's engagement baits, true.
That was a U-turn right there.
Cookies, thanks 51, thank you.
Okay, don't die.
But, I'm calm.
It's very true quack, but very true
No press today, I'm busy.
Miles Curd, big mouse party spokesperson? A pleasure.
That's Mr. Curd. Let's act like we weren't raised by shrews. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of...
Oh, watch and other people do the actual work?
Yeah, I can tell. Mr. Curd, I'm investigating the unfortunate demise of one Betty Lynch.
By a reason to believe your boss mayoral candidate Milford Sawyer knew her
Might even be useful in figuring out how she ended up dead
And who the hell are you? I don't remember seeing you around the MPD headquarters. I love you
And I know all our good investigators
Our what was that? Just a cough
Names Jack Pepper PI for hire
Not even on official business, just doing a favor for someone looking for closure.
Thing is, this whole case has a, uh, how do I put it?
A spoiled-way kind of stink.
You might want to help me out before that smell starts sticking to you too.
Pepper.
Alright, fine.
We're too close to the election for some half-baked accusations to start fouling up the campaign.
Shoot your shot.
already did. So is Sawyer close to Betty in any way?
No chance. Maybe they clinked glasses at some movie fundraisers, but that's it.
I'm the one riding shotgun in Sawyer's inner circle. If there was more, I'd know.
Could you keep it quiet? You know. To avoid that kind of scandal that might make a mouthpiece cry at night.
What's your tongue pepper when you're a public figure like Milford small-time celebs show up with the a one or more not
Hoping to ride your cocktails doesn't mean there's more to it. Oh
Chadler it's funny because I got pictures Betty rubbing elbows with BMP officials real cozy real
Not accidental. Yeah, because she was always circling out parties like some fame hungry hawk
Same as every scarlet and wannabe socialite looking for a headline.
But trust me, no one in the party worth their salt would mix business with that.
Sounds like you had a personal gripe with Betty, Mr. Curd.
Is there something I should...?
Listen, have a shaker. I don't like where this is going.
So I'm giving you one last polite suggestion.
This off grillings over but it's still kind of smoky in here
The guy with the hammers trying to straighten the crew TV about his smooth as a brick through a windshield while there's nothing to
fix my teeth
I wasn't very short one
Okay, Jacob. Thank you. Yeah, sure. I'll do that. I was thinking there must be some more to this I
I don't have a quest though so I don't know. Well there is something up there.
Hmm. John told me the guy had an axe and a kid. They deserve the truth. The stiff
on the city eyes is a different shrew base boom
Jake sauce Jack saucepan Jake saucepan I see this they just tweeted too much
cheese
a bird just smoked itself lying into your window fucking hey
he did as she said oh right
the frying oh wow
okay it's here you do it
Hey, thanks.
Black and white suits me?
Thanks.
Yeah.
fuck, I... no, no, I got it, uh, hopefully I just don't run out of time
yes, okay, whoo!
five, sick, yeah, I had to load a little bit there
Little SSD loading.
I did it.
Here, give me baseball coins.
As your burger the asoro burger. Oh, did it work Jack sure did you took a bite you rascal, didn't you?
Sure did
So how did taste?
Well, it tastes like
Hmm, how do I put it like?
After a seven-day cheesebender you went straight to the filthiest part of the docks took a massive dump
Jardin and left it in the Sun to rock and then someone let's say crazy uncle
Something came along saw it and thought hey, I'm gonna pour some cranberry juice in there and stir it with a stick
It should definitely wreak even more and well they did it. This is happening you at some point, right? Yes, it has
Okay, I got two coins. I only need three more for this
Troy Baker yeah it's Troy Baker you you flushed Undertale feels okay man
climbed a base egg but that feels okay man there
aren't any doesn't nine really fuck okay they're bringing out the big cards now
and I have trash look at this trash
Okay, I- Win the coin flip.
Yes! Good.
Okay, that's one on the pitch. Very good.
I like Undertale. I haven't played Delta Rune though. That game isn't done, right?
Okay, flush this card.
Get a Power Swing. Okay, um...
I could do you with this Power Swing?
Seven?
Oh, they have a way better they have a way better deck now. Marahiko makes it a 52
Well, we have one point, but we have some heavy hitters though. Where's all my heavy? I have one
Okay, that's really good. That's another score. I
Have a three power swing, but I'm saving it for oh shit. He had a minus one. That's fine though. Okay, we do a home run now
Hopefully a homerun with this. He plays two cards though.
Yes, homerun! That's two more points.
See, if I hadn't saved it, I wouldn't have gotten two points there.
It was strategic play.
Okay, nice. We only need three more coins. I'm so curious what this is.
Oh, huge pitcher card. Huge.
this one not so certain we can play it with a pitch focus or we play with a
fielding play to keep them there or we play with a pitch focus hmm okay win the
gamble oh wait he has that okay that's okay that's alright that's alright the
remake of Gothic yes of course I'm playing that I am very looking forward
to that I'll ditch this card this card's ass okay pitch focus okay let's do
this with a pitch focus okay he's gonna get a score here as long as he doesn't
get three though and we still have our ace
Okay, good cards, very good cards.
Let's play this with a pitch focus.
Oh, win it, win it, win it, win it, win it, win it, win it, no!
Two more rounds.
He's probably gonna get that one in, he has two points then, but I have my best
cards left.
I have these two, and I can stop him from getting there.
Okay.
I can still discard one.
Okay, that's a six.
Uh...
Nah, fuck it, let's do this.
Yes. Okay, don't fail the Gamba. Come on.
Yes!
We win. Alright, cool.
Oh, I know we can't roll a 10 here for a finale.
Yeah, sit down.
Cool!
There's only two more coins, man.
We have 18.
We go for it.
We go for it.
We gotta go for it.
I'm on such a huge windstreak here.
Is Ultra Kill close to finishing?
Oh, shit.
One more layer left.
Ultra Kill is crazy.
Come on.
Oh, what is this omega trash?
I'll roll you with a power swing.
OK, yeah, that's fine.
We have one out on the pitch already on the first turn,
so that's super good.
Oh, that was saucepan I just found.
Seven.
Okay, that's good.
We could roll this with a power swing or a speed boost,
but there's no way.
He's gonna have a...
He might...
Yeah.
No, let's ditch one.
A three power swing?
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
We could roll this with a three.
Yeah, okay.
It's a bit overkill, but that's a home run.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Never mind, no overkill.
Two points already.
trash card yes okay great he only has one let's do this yes good to play with
a power swing that's another pitcher out or whatever you say batter
Okay, that's another triple swing, huge.
We save that, we can play a speed boost, and then we do a homerun with the end, yeah that's
fine, it's alright.
Huge, we're good, we should be fine.
Yeah, we're good. That's a homerun. Boom! Four points. What a bastard girl. Thank you,
thank you.
Okay, we have the pitch focus, we have a nine also.
Recruiter all U with a pitch focus.
Seven, okay, win the Gamma please.
Come on.
Yes!
Easy, huge, huge.
A four, ditch this guy.
Oh, huge!
Huge, okay.
Okay, win the Gamma? Come on. No! That's okay. That's alright. We have it big cards,
it's fine. It's all good. We can stop him from moving completely this turn. Yeah! Oh,
That was a good play, that was a perfect play.
We catch and he's stuck there.
I mean we've already won, he can't get four points, so it's over.
It's when we get over it.
Okay.
That's a 12 we're going to roll here.
Yikes.
Yeah, sit down.
One more coin is all we need.
Okay, not the greatest, but...
We could use one with a power swing at that oh we win that huge any we get over
here no we get over here right because it played a fielding play hi the pines
game I've heard of it I don't I think it might be on my wishlist this with a
speed boost yes oh my god it's oh it might be over we might finally be able
And we'll forget this.
Pretty trash cards here, but we have two discards left.
Um, that's alright.
Okay, better, I guess.
We could roll this with a power swing for an 8 plus 1 speed.
Okay, sure.
Ooh, are you even gonna be able to get in?
No, you will.
As long as he doesn't...
Yeah, depends on what he does.
Okay, um...
Ooh, I shouldn't have done that actually.
That was kind of bold, but it's okay.
He only plays one card, so we go for a homerun with this.
Yes! Huge! Four points.
What's inside the safe? We're about to find out when I win this game.
Then I have 20 coins.
Oh, I could do another homerun depending on what he plays, but he only played one card.
No, a nine. Wow. Jesus. That was a good card.
Four points though. That's really good.
Okay.
That's a nine. A four. Ditch this immediately.
Okay. Play this with this.
Oh, win the gamba. Win the gamba. Win it. Win it. Win it. Win it.
it no he's gonna get a score there you
know what that's okay like it's four
points he needs so there's he needs to get he needs to be so lucky with these
cards and I don't believe in luck okay we could do this with a pitch focus yeah
we win that yeah it's over sick we finally get to see what it is in before
it's like a mfg or something
Oh, they will win this Gamba though.
Nope, that's okay.
He's gonna be stuck here or there.
I mean, he can't win there.
If it's a single blueprints.
Yeah.
Alright.
Nice.
There it is.
nice there it is insert all x1 demouse if I air
cool can you upgrade it super worth it dude we're gonna ray gun you cannot
Not upgraded, yeah.
That's sick.
Oh yeah, cuttle.
Yeah, it's probably like a BFG, you know.
Interesting.
Interesting
All right, we got talk to Vivian now
So
Any progress on the case?
Musia Papa. Yeah, and it reeks worse than the breed I left sitting in the fridge
I don't see a fridge
Exactly, but I did cross paths with mr. Curd
Yeah, you earned some tokens from Cyclone, someone will give you two tokens.
I'm some snooty millionaire.
That is vital information, indeed.
Could be.
At least I know what to go to next.
You see, Kurt's got dirt close to home, literally.
So that's where I'm heading.
So you're leaving town, Mr. Pepper?
Just for a little while.
Good.
Go do your thing.
I'll poke around here and there.
I have a few friends in, let's say, mid to high places.
You take care, Mr. Pepper.
Oh, I will.
Head to Kurdsville.
Hey, Yoshi.
Kurdsville, huh?
Damn, I'm happy that was work.
Well, we don't know if the gun is good yet,
but it's got to be right.
I'm happy we got to see it.
I was hoping it would be a weapon.
Yo, bravers, I mean, I'm going to keep doing this
until I mean we'll see this game is like surprisingly long but we just finished a
whole baseball thing so yeah
I did check for site was already I think I think I did
No more baseball.
Ooh, sweet moves.
If there's time, Nerdmage, yeah, I'll finish.
Atomic hard DLC. I have a bit over an hour left on that one.
This ain't no place for a city mouse, bad spirits, yeah, here?
Oh, sins, unknown forces.
I'm looking for the family home of Miles Kurt.
That the big one overlooking the village?
And why's that, huh?
You don't look like one of them.
She's not in Shasta's.
What you want with the likes of Kurt's?
I'm on a case helplessly trying to straighten out the world's twisted string cheese
Then you bet so long
This little thing why is that?
Don't sell yourself short lady. You got some muscle for
No, I think it's in a tank dude. Whoa, awarding charm. Thank you. It's really generous. Thank you
It doesn't even one shot, it didn't even one shot that guy.
It doesn't even one shot the dog.
This gun sucks.
I'm here, guys!
No, I'm almost dead.
Oh yeah, maybe you have to like charge it.
True. I didn't try.
I didn't see if it had like an alt fire.
I completely forgot.
Well, there's no side quest here.
I think I ran and checked before.
I'm going here, and I didn't see one at least.
what you look at that is that a suit and a treat no way remember to use both
barrels oh kiss kiss yo what is the hot key for this one is it oh you press
There's three again, yeah, okay.
Damn.
It does fire damage.
Shit, man. Trying these weapons is killing me, these weapons.
So it uses a different type of ammo than the regular shotty.
See if this one has some upgrades, it probably does.
Natalie, thanks for the four months, hope you're well-duped.
Uh, do-do-do that for me, please.
What is the hot key for that one?
Is it...?
No, it's not on the pistol.
Sick.
six eight it's number eight okay
let's go blue print I've six now fuck
yeah what
Oh, well.
Uncle gulped the cortisol meter on his shotgun.
fuck this guy! oh my lord, she's dumpkey
I'm not sure I really need this shotgun.
I mean, I just fired him because it's cool, but the other the regular shotgun is alright.
Well to be honest this shotgun is fully upgraded.
Shogun!
hmm heckin dark in here save it for miles to yeah shit maybe I need to hey
man so I walked seven miles last night cool right but now I have a blister on
my talented war spots on my back to the last what
Uncle? Thank you, guns. What? What? Yeah, I hope you get that.
What's the word in there man?
What? Oh shit.
No gumsuit! Scram!
How about a little tune on the world's tiniest violin?
More stubborn than my ex-wives!
Get lost! Or else!
That mansion's calling my name, but first I need to get rid of that grumpy obstacle.
Hmm...
How?
Careful, little fortune-telling shield.
Oh, yeah, what up?
He got a history of saying forever and meaning for now
Find three wedding rings from his ex's shell
Man season. He'd give like a so-good crawfish shack
And just keep that gree-gree clothes. No
the gree-greed
Oh
Gagger free rings sure look at possibly go wrong
I
A clue! Nice! Betty Lynch grew up in a village near the Kurt family grounds. A rickety frame
holds an award for her school acting condos. It reads, for Betty Lynch, for the unparalleled
ability to erase herself from her head completely and replace it fully with an acting perfect,
chicken second. Pinkybong, Pinkybong, Pinkybong, Pinkybong.
Aha!
Here's that no-brain womanizer. That's sorry excuse for a husband. I'll show him irreconcilable differences.
know losing that wedding ring might help you let go oh say how about a revenge dinner first
help me cut that bum down to size and who knows maybe something more God forbid I get
cranky when I'm stuffed fine I'll show him what's what nice we got seven of these huge
for the next weapon.
Yeah, this game is around like 12 hours depending on how many things you do and stuff.
I mean we just finished a whole baseball arc and we got an alien gun for it.
I need to find more ammo for that alien gun.
Seems very rare.
You can probably buy some, but it's very expensive I guess.
I've never seen Clockwork Orange.
Zoom!
I thought it was bi- oh wait, I don't need baseball cards anymore.
The one who painted the sidewalk was much older than your man.
You know Adam Well, what that means.
You know, damn well, Adam.
He said to keep quiet till he got the money for four.
Ma'am, you don't grasp the gravity of this. The men looking for your ex will hurt him.
Then you, then your son. I can rough up a few, sure, but there's always more.
So tell me straight, where is he?
Adam Well?
Eric?
where there's a skip that skips half of this game fastest run for it is 26
minutes what
of
the
one of the
I jump through just to get a game key
Spy said he wouldn't do that skip. Ah, okay
shit my hell
boy what are you doing did you say fucking prick
Why is there wind rows?
I mean it won't be maybe be kind of fun to check out.
It seems pretty alright but it is early access I mean there's no stress with it.
Thank you.
is looking rough all right
Zoom!
Portale!
Window's very good, reminds me of old pirate RPGs.
Oh! That's nice!
Oh, we're back here again.
And now we can do this ride, yeah.
I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words yes you did Troy yes you did
Why am I reloading? I have 29 rounds there.
Oh.
What?
He drowned her?
your husband is a real downer why not let go of that ring and give him an
earful huh I used to play call of duty a long time ago screams and shit yeah
I
Ready
I wish I had my alien gun
Why am I reloading? I'm 70.
Alright, can't shoot hurt.
Hmm, toggle flashlight.
Oh.
Stop it!
you can reload now you have seven bullets left that was a good reload that's an okay
reload. I'm guessing this doesn't work now. Yeah. Oh fuck, you can break the shield.
All right, all good.
Where'd you go?
go
hey what the one with shield is real
of
Oh, fuck.
No guard.
One more maybe?
Okay.
Oh.
Death!
Alright, easy peasy.
Wait, you really hate him, huh?
Oh, that filthy culture.
Sendin' someone else to do his dirty work?
I'll tan his heart myself.
Well, I'd rather not miss that.
Here's a memo.
Ooh!
I
Live again
I love you all no, of course releasing you're my friend
The three of wides excellent choice
I never used the pistol.
Hello?
Uncle Takecareer?
You there?
What's all that ruckus down in the hall?
Uh, ruckus?
Uh, probably nothing, uh, but I'll take a look, just to be safe.
All right, yo, come on in.
Who's that, that old, some long-lost kin?
Whoa okay.
I'm hockey mom.
I'm hockey mom.
Nice!
Eight now, holy!
Is that a clue?
Yes sir!
Something where a sharp nose detective like me...
It's just a strong lead with this one.
How about if you don't pick up the clue, I wonder?
Or like, because I'm sure you can do levels and miss clues.
Maybe you miss out on certain stages or something.
The big one here, Millie, the half-sure girl living alone in Kurt's mansion, is in truth his illegitimate daughter.
An old flaky photo shows Miles' curd with a little girl beside him.
Both look wily and comfortable.
Some of that discover makes Kurtz seem just a bit less tense than you remember.
Hmm.
A dossier on the strange cult that emerged in Mausburg seems the big Maus party is surveilling these crazies.
follows papers and pictures all stuffed in to one sleek folder contains
dosseries of multiple cult members and outlines BMP's thinly veiled plan to poke
around some secret show so the BMP's officials are keeping an eye on the
cult members what's their angle
Oh, thanks for watching.
Ding!
I mean, it kind of plays like Iberonin.
It's true. No air dice, bro.
Yo, what up, Osiris?
Thank you.
Yeah rifles James gone
Oh, there she is
I
Picking up phones in weird places wasn't really my game, but this one was asking for it
Hello
What
This is the operator there's been a murder at the secret show
Miles card is dead. I repeat miles card is dead
Okay, this is still locked over here these two are locked. Yeah, I'm not sure what else is locked
I
Dada da da da
That's super whole I guess
Millie was in good hands here me though I had no questions and not a single answer in sight
Wow. Yeah, I can buy mouseifier ammo. Sick. Okay.
You can upgrade the kiss-kiss against an alt-fire. I have exposed a round that explodes on impact
blasting and burning every enemy hit. It increased projectile count. That's kind of cool. I think
I think I'll still save it, though.
Save it for the sequel.
No little side here.
Nope.
i mean there's still some weapons we don't have so
i think they'll make a sequel
i was there bozo got the purple spade and scars to prove it
well uh... i'll uh... double check my sources
Vivian's nowhere in sight.
Got a ton of clues now.
Oh, we just unlocked something.
Yeah.
We got the sewer one that was locked probably.
and crazy
Indie games don't make any money. Oh, I'm sure they do
Talk to Cameron Bozo
Hey, stinktail, what do you know about local cults?
Um...
Balochrodev?
I mean...
Toby Fox on her tail?
So, uh...
Sweet Library...
Obviously those are...
One of...
Crazy...
Drill...
Not every indie game is going to make a shitload of cash.
Uh...
Not much to go on, but uh...
Oh!
Uh-huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of loonies.
came down from the north a couple of months back they check all the boxes
robes concealed heat all that jazz and let me tell you boss they can take blue
like Brian Coker after a solid swing exactly scroll yeah they've been hanging
around the secret show grounds yeah what the hell is this secret show I got
a murder and two crazy leads point me straight at it oh manja and manja
secret show of course huge fair can't miss it clowns minds the wikes must have
been there at least once no I hate minds um yeah anyway boss the bestest of
bestest bosses and the grounds are like the perfect spot for the cultists
and crazies they blend right into the crowd maybe oh yeah there are minds I'm
So we have two we have two
It's mr. Pepper to you kid maps open
Okay, if I'll get a
And why would I
I'm calling my dad. Okay. Okay. Okay, Billy. I'll get you some balloons
Gotta check the secret show yeah
Anything else now that I got those unlocked that check
Replace was cool
like they are direction in that game it's just mind-blowing it's so pretty
that's open now and the secret show bottom left okay
Hmm
No, Mobsie absolutely not no no
Yeah, these are both main jobs let's do the secret show
Like Mal thought yeah, it was sick. It was really good. Okay, Jack. It's just the job the clowns will be there
And that is okay
Well, well, that ain't the fun police that I circle around this punch definitely some balloons around here somewhere
Now I'm gonna try my alien gun. I'm not here
Maybe you can't charge it up.
No, you can't charge it up.
I don't know what's the deal with this gun.
Any alt fire?
There's no alt-fire either.
Oh yeah, how big is the Slay the Spire team?
There's not- they're not too many.
Wait, they're only two people? Oh, shit.
They forced me to use the closing arguments.
Bop-bop! I'm the police! Well, uh, I used to be.
Oh, I'm just...
Huh.
They don't need to check their corners.
Happy big 73.
Thank you.
Oh, they hired.
Okay, there's more.
The ticket!
How's it getting this game this sick?
Shit, and I'm- I'm- I'm dead, I got bombed.
I think that's my first time dying in a fight.
Treadmaid X-22!
Rip-a-bozo.
oh my lord this room did he just say gaba ghoul when he died I swear he did
I'll never understand your thing for those bozos you can say that again bub
Gabba ghoul
Dressing room key art
I'm never gonna financially recover from this
Clones!
Four tickets!
Play the secret show games!
Oh!
This one features an alarmist piece about carnival grounds on the outskirts of Mausburg.
Supposedly, the land was an ancient squirrel burrowside.
Later the scene of tragic mining accident where several shrewsmen and unfortunate end.
Eventually a hotspot for shady deals and bizarre experiments.
Today it's a thriving community of circus performers, stage magicians and members of various cults.
Well let's play some minigames.
Sold into my wound up. You're what in your what you wanted them coppers are interrogated. I see
Yeah, something like that. So tell me what the hell happened here. Can you see a
Francesco de Alfanto. He killed mr. Curd. Oh, my dear the top of water disaster and an opening in either
Really, I heard about you. Yeah, I haven't played yet. Stop a water
Just walk me through what happened step by step
Well, we had a rehearsal.
Francesco was high on the wire.
He's a phenomenologist, see?
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
See up there?
He walking the line, and he...
fell.
Right. Oh, me, oh, dear.
Right. So where is he now?
And why does it look like a tornado at this place?
Oh, this elephant, though, is a really adorable.
Tomo, look at a mess.
He went straight through the props.
Wasn't just panic, right?
Si.
Si Francesco's got a bit of a problem, huh?
Let me guess.
Cheese.
A chug's like a water, huh?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy indeed.
Sorry, Fools.
Freaks out.
Borts.
Don't tell me he's afraid of mice
or that the clowns were behind it.
hey clowns that was great news it was really good you stupid oh no the cheese
must have worn off hey he's a sorkin somewhere in the debris huh right I'll
poke around and check in on Francesco you see anyone messing with the
equipment huh crown was a fool huh could have been anyone I take a look
around huh it's a stupid old elephant oh him and his the nato vices man the
Yeah, the guns are very different, Grizzly.
Guess we'll talk to the clown.
I want to
Wall jump oh shit
Burning all things 34 do death and kill also we can go here
Okay
All right, let's go oh
I
Hi Lea
Oh, this guy.
Ah!
That was an old danger's enemy in the game.
of
Hmm.
We long?
Niiiice.
Brother Venturi is exerting crispy critters and...
Thank you, brother, thank you.
Woooo!
Puzzle on ticket.
Something over here shooting range. Oh easy
But can I move
I'm dying!
Oh fuck!
I'm dying!
I'm dying!
Oh, fuck.
This fucking finger gun sucks!
I could have just like jumped around Doom Eternal style I guess.
Hey, you.
Hey, you, Cephei.
Thanks once when you're through.
Game is great.
And it's also surprisingly long.
Have this.
Oh, yeah.
Nice first message.
It's actually kind of good.
Let me think about it.
Actually pretty good.
Aww, you guess?
Uh, hey, I'm uh...
Oh no, ma- police?
Oh no no no, I'm a private dick.
Oh, language.
As in private detective.
Just here to ask a few questions.
You do that high wire act often?
Yeah, sir. Since I was a baby, it's my uh, cooped grace, uh, yes.
Coop the grace?
Yeah, cooped the grace indeed.
So, what wind sign weighs this time?
I don't know, sir. Swear on my mother's grave. It just happened.
Well, not much to work with. But everything cracks with the right nudge.
Nunch.
Hmm.
Hey, you.
Aquato82, Jacob, thanks for the 8th, and Wampie, have I seen the menu?
Yes, I have.
Yeah, I'll definitely play Keynes' Equal 2.
I thought first Keynes was great.
It's like finding cheese in a maze.
Thank you, Wampie.
Thank you.
This one offers a profile of one of the most prominent big mouse party members, Jacob
Buns.
Pierogi Jake, Bones or Pierogi as his friends call him, was once a small-time crook operating
in the depths of Wallabay, thanks to the rehab programs spearheaded by Milford Sawyer and
Miles Curd. Bones turned things around, launched a legitimate business, and quickly rose to
become one of the BMP's most loyal and trusted members.
Oh yeah, I also gotta find a balloon in this area somewhere.
I didn't do nothing bad, sir.
Really? Then why is there a bucket of blue cheese leftovers in your room?
What? Oh, no! Marco was supposed to d-
I-I-I mean, take out the trash! Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey, relax. I'm not here to arrest you.
Really?
Really? Now talk to me. Where'd you get the cheese?
Oh no, sir. One never discloses his s-s-s-suppliers.
Alright, let's try this another way. Was it your regular dosage? Same dealer?
Now that you mention it, something was off, the kind of fishy with a, just a side of the
heavy perfume, the cheese tasted funny.
Then it all went bl-bl-blurry, and then, well, you know...
You panicked.
And not exactly. It was more like a realization of the training my career crumpled like what I'd done so I had to my room straight through the decorations.
So, panic.
Yeah, mozzarella, gorgonzola, sister.
All right, I think that's all for now.
Get some rest and lay off the cheese.
Uh-oh! We'll do, sir!
Three tickets.
Oh.
Is there a ticket up here?
Oh fuck me dude why do I sometimes I miss the bottom ones that's a third time in his
Play through it
NULL
It was a magnificent evening, my dear.
Aside from that little cheesy incident with that dumbo elefanto, he's a good boy, see?
You can't lay off of the cheese.
If you ever discover the blue, we're doomed, ah, doomed.
There's a high-profile meat after the grande spectacolo, regular thing, ah, on the clown
backstage I invite only the police some old-world eggheads very exclusive I'm
kind of bigger so I might get you in eh until tomorrow ciao Bella yes I'm leaving
my wife I immediately a high-profile meeting yeah can't afford to miss that
short eagles cut
Hmm?
Shut tight
Make a little save
Mmm
No entry yet. Maybe you need to put them all in first. I had four. I thought I had three. Oh
Oh.
Lol, xp, I can see it.
Damn dogs!
Oh, sorry. Wait, did he just... He said the thing!
What are you boyin'?
Oh, here's the balloons.
Nice.
I already have two tickets for this.
What are you buying?
What am I doing?
Yeah, yeah, I'm stuck
Help okay
It's all good. I wanted to get this secret here now. I got it
Well, I don't really need baseball cards anymore
The evil them all
No, give me in there is there like a visible wall or something
this play through oh like maybe nine and a half finish hours in ace okay there's
an invisible wall here there's dynamo I missed that part when he said it if he
So easy game
Okay
fuck you. Give me my dab ticket. I didn't see this window. Tickets! Tickets here! Tickets!
There's one alien ammo for baldness.
We got one.
I guess we move back.
Any other...
Now I can go in. Oh, look at the money!
Wow, it was like 17.
Okay, we're good.
I'm not the door ring, I'm the tick-tiving.
I'm the tick-tive.
Paying spray.
Here you go.
What are you selling? Do a little save. A little opening.
They're opening.
Fuckin' rig.
Hmm
Wait was it not jammed oh
I thought it said it I tried pressing E again. Wait. How did I fail anyways that I hit us almost a bit of spike?
What spike did I hit? I?
Don't know
Base Bull Brandon banger I just missed the peg classic from the bottom one
Oh, we're back here sick cool level
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
All right.
Oh, shit.
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Fire and death.
Holy fuck!
Oh, it's a lüftige Hülse!
So
Very
Now at the big one he comes for two because he's very large
and
Wait, I need a job both
Got him now at the big one he comes for two because he's very large
Yeah
Wait, wait, I need a chalkboard. Hey, dear you stay under one more time
Well, well
Hitch man
I was told you why didn't the fear you just blew up half my caseload. So yeah, I might interfere
Very well. I'll keep this free
Where are you?
Nothing plays on the pep, just got the clocks fucking...
Where are you?
Why are you so sneaky?
He's Omega the end of hell.
Acid gun is so good.
We'll have to finish this another day.
I'm cashing hand hourly and my time's up.
Got a hurry before my foot keeps the clocks off.
Guys obsessed with westerns and I forget it.
Not your problem.
Wait who hired you? I'm not your enemy for now, but don't mistake me for a friend
child
I hit man with a bookkeeper who has a western's obsession
This they just kept getting wilder had to snoop around the tensils back lot later for now
Let's see what's left of my suspects
Oh
Oh, the Strange Keeper with an even stranger mark makes me want to adore it, Opens.
So that is weird looking.
What is this even for?
Alright boys, you're free to go.
And girls?
I'm a girl!
My apologies.
And girls.
Good whack in there, man.
You really went the extra mile.
making me blush still he got away like a little coward you'll get him next time
we believe in you totally and and besides yeah you deserve a prize a prize yep
a real one showing Tommy righty oh miss Jackie a ticket yay a ticket hey great
for a show no sir a boat ride big party real classy types says so right there on
the ticket how the hell'd you get this I found it in one of them cops pockets he
was um relieved yeah relieved of the burdens and now it's yours well thank
you I guess steamboat ticket for us now the secret show is fresh out of secrets
finally I can leave the files to their circus and put the old brain back to
Oh, shit, yikes.
That guy died.
Okay, we're good.
We got the balloon, too.
Here's some locked stuff.
We have this sewer here, too.
That we could do.
Let's go there first.
Yeah, they're left to roll there.
Yes, and don't call me child soon. I'll be as big as Tammy. Yeah, well your mouth already is
Damn, I got a card epic
Let's pin some clues
Got a ton of clues there. I seen that symbol before just
can't put my finger on where.
That's for one of those fancy steamboat cruises.
Could be worth a look.
Get an end, though?
That's the tricky part.
The whole board's almost full.
Our resolve leave.
A bookkeeper in a cowboy obsession, huh?
I know just the kind of saloon he crawled into.
Get rid of the shoes.
What?
What do you do not bite?
What the hell's yelling?
Oh, no, not here, not in a million years.
Get out of here.
Oh!
Right.
You know how politicians are, Millie.
Like, always making promises and never showing up?
Yeah, something like that.
He's probably up to his whiskers and handshakes and empty promises.
Election season, you know.
Yeah, well, he's never around anyway.
way think you could call him you're less scary than uncle take care maybe he'll
actually pick up oh tell you what here's a nickel go see uncle John grab
yourself a soda and if I hear from your old man you'll be the first to know
all right all right oh mine is one what if you have zero right now sooner or
later okay anything else you have something
checker oh I know that the face you're on to something aren't you maybe I got a
lead a promising one just doesn't have legs yet well lay it on me sport word
There's this fancy steamboat with those crusty lobbyist types gathered to play who controls the world over cocktails
I got reason to thank all the cheese strings tied to the shrew racket not on that deck. I've even got a ticket
Pretty sure I'm not in the guest list though. Oh, let me see that
Well, I'll be
I know this party. I know the boat. I
I know exactly where it ducks color me impressed and suspicious like really
suspicious you sure you're not mixed up in this yourself corny I'm running from
a male remember I get invited to all kinds of hoity toys in the nonsense I
don't even know I see Peter half of them I usually just send a stand and
I've got it in my ear to the ground, but I'm not about to step in a pile of trouble for fun.
You know, don't do a piss away with it.
I'd never. It makes the cheese taste funny.
Ah, anyway, whoever uses it swiped this from.
Endless, and I could go into the details.
I didn't know.
Good without a proper referral.
What?
you
you
you
you
you
You
The top thing is the one year Helul is like 64.
Alright.
Let's go up.
I'm gonna see if she has anything.
Still missing what?
or something you can talk to her so that was a secret show Jack did you have
an absolute blast him it was a fever dream awful accents but funky blue
cheese in the clouds remember to hydrate did you at least find anything
remotely useful for your investigation sort of between the crazy
The clowns, the vehement vendors, the elephants...
Uh, embarrassed...
...heary...
...exhausted.
Ah, for the love of...
Cut the alliteration!
Did you find anything solid?
I did find something solid, yeah.
A perforated card.
What's it for?
That is for a card slot.
Wow!
Exquisite deduction.
What does it unlock, dummy?
I am still working on that part.
Gimme that.
Huh, it's a pretty standard security keycard.
I've seen these in banks, high security places, but something's off.
You know, it feels like-
Did we get eight liters a day?
It unhits you.
Looney even.
Looney, huh?
Huh.
Oh, we got nine blueprints.
I'm still waiting to see if I'm getting like some other gun.
Dude, the projectile count with this is kind of tight.
but let's do maybe we'll get a rifle this one or some these drink emotes and
whatever they look like they're from like old MSN messenger some shit who's
making them they can't be new right or maybe they are now that is open and the
steamboat. I'll go to the steamboat. The Gabon boat. Gabon's yacht. Yacht. Yacht. Yacht.
Snap a pic victory was practically in the air
What a lovely breeze hey mister yeah mind taking a picture of us mister ass 11 ever seen it just got married see
I didn't have the money for a wedding and well, you know work work work
All right sure take a picture
cute there you go so this is your home oh you'll bet you a long way from home
traveling by boat and making a buck along the way marriage is fine but up
bread on the table is much better gotta work yeah thanks for the photo mr. here's
I remember that bad on MSN the
I'm surprised that's not like an emo just to bring in all these goodies back
Doesn't know I remember that one too old I guess oh
Oh was that skype? Maybe that was skype, yeah. Shit, I don't remember. You could be
right. Oh! I have bubblies! No, it was Amazon, okay, yeah.
I
Covered the whole screen
so funny thing about that car that you've got one second okay okay okay I'm moving chill
What a vibe there dude.
Good! Got a lot of luggage there, son.
Was it this one?
Yeah.
where is this taking me?
come on boys on the double those stairs ain't going to affect themselves
no cheating?
oh a real technological marvel we got here
my friend would just spam the shit out of my messages with a fucking emote I
remember
It's a hell of a lot of blue cheese in one place.
Yeah.
You press.
Uh, yeah.
Bastard.
I think 76.
My wife's around here somewhere, face deep in a bowl of blue cheese.
and these loses circling her like vultures sooner or later so mouse will try to get in her undies
now me i'm a proud sigma see it's beneath me to go around looking for her you
you could do it for me buddy uh yeah just find uh snap a pic of whoever she's mousing around
come with and we're golden.
Yeah.
Huh?
Oh.
I was always called Link.
Aha.
Make a little save.
Oh, I'm supposed to go back.
Need some keys here. Captain's key, yep.
Ooh, lala.
Leave it to myself.
Emma's sending winks.
Ha!
Hey.
Psst.
What's up?
Uh, you press?
Spot on.
Good.
Listen.
I'm undercover.
Internal affairs.
And you're just telling me this?
Don't question my logic.
We're building a case on Sims, but we need more evidence.
You win what's the job simple take some pictures. What is that Brett? You do carry a camera for a reason, right?
One might say that good. I need shots of some key BNP members
Get close snap a pic bring him back to me. I can do that. Where do I start?
Not sure exactly, but they've been sniffing around the concert hall. It should be too hard to spot
take a picture of them or you can refuse it not sure where that haul is
infidelity
Well, let's gain entrance.
I tried drinking it, it doesn't work.
Infidelity!
Damn it!
It's stuck!
I guess there won't be no tax evasion can to blow in business today.
Ah, Sides is gonna kill me.
We gotta hand over that picture too.
I'm sure we'll get back. Yeah, we're gonna get back there though.
Nice.
Okay, I can pipe here.
Whoa.
oi oi storage room key
Shortcut cabin IX key
Was I blind what up doga I'm a lady today
I missed the key on the wall. What?
Oh, yeah, I see it. Thanks.
So rich.
Oi oi.
Secret. Oh, 10 of blueprints, bro.
Yo, my fear is two years!
Thank you.
This game plays a lot like Boomershooter.
But then you have missions like this where it's kinda...
Whoa.
What am I doing?
I don't even know.
What am I doing?
Uh, where it's more like an investigative kind of thing.
I mean, it handles you through the entire thing.
I X key, alright.
Captain's key is a secret, really.
Now where what? The captain's key was used up there, I remember, uh, this way, this way, this way, obviously where the captain is, so it was close to that.
Alright, that's back to the kitchen. Cigar room, yeah, ah, guys, let me through.
And this is where I can tell the guy about the infidelity too. Right here.
I mean we have captains over here.
save
No, I fucked up, uh
Shit
Okay
save the those locks they lock forever if you fail or until you reload I guess
any more sus members here
Yeah, I'm not sure where these stealth members are.
I've been around, but I don't see any.
Probably later.
Did you get it no not yet why are you still standing yeah sure he kind of
said where they were but I don't remember if he said cigar no he said
something else concert hall yeah right is this taking me around in circles I
think it is it's trolling dude
Maybe not Oh, yeah, this is the bank at all right. Yeah. Yeah
Probably somewhere here damn dupper
Yeah
Forget about the damn flash
Well, well
Look who washed up. I
Remember you pepper
MPD's little shoe shang star. You did that fail the quest load last save
You remember me. I'm scumming. I'm scumming. I'm scumming
Fuck now I gotta do this again
Um, right, yeah, but I have to find that, um, that place.
I haven't seen any hall like that anywhere.
Captain Steering Room.
Well, he's definitely not here.
Oh, it's here. Yeah, I haven't been here. Ah-ha. Here we go.
Yeah. Nice. Easy. Yeah, I know right, cuddle. There he is.
sure did here you go perfect he's like a fine addition to our case and my
promotion here your cut me guys not for you know it might even be enough for two
pairs of socks
All right that was it.
We'll go shooting a bit.
Two dollars.
Yeah but maybe it has an impact on like the ending or something, you know?
Gave Yoshi a bath, yeah, good one.
now you haven't just ruined my day you've made a mess I'll be cleaning up for
weeks that won't do damn right it won't because you're little trafficking
site also like so captain I'm burning it all down good day we're more than the
river now die
What?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Fuck you name chaos
No, he killed my turn!
Fuck the fuck!
Need healing!
You were the started one.
You were supposed to be one of the good guys.
Heels!
Armor!
Uuugh!
Yeah!
Stop being hot!
of
death
of
death
It's actually getting a bit harder.
I think I've done like three times in this play through.
Oh, twelve blueprints.
Save it
No
The wheelhouse. There's an emergency inflatable plane.
So dramatic.
Emergency what now?
Just go.
Okay. I'm gonna die.
Oh?
Oh, what the?
Ah!
Oh, there it was.
inflatable plane and the deflated pilot a little too trusting for his own good
Give me out of here. I don't die
Never meet your heroes. They say and sometimes
They are dead, right?
Sims a shining star of a force
turned out to be the mastermind behind the crooked tops and the shrew kidmappings.
He didn't just bite off more than he could chew. He crossed a mouse that once believed in him.
At least the shrews are safe now. That's for my problems.
Now, nothing would last until John's best fondue cast move over.
John, it's time.
It's time all the time.
I don't see what...
Wait.
You don't mean?
That's right.
Time to crack open the good stuff, bud.
Go with a bang, of course.
Double cheese, Furman.
The oldest vintage you got tucked under there.
Make it two.
On my tab.
And don't skimp on the salt, huh?
Well, slap my tail and call me fancy.
I was starting to think this bottle would outlive us both
Big day, huh big enough John the missing shrews case. It's done
Turns out it was messier than a trench coat and a cheese burst
Crooked cops cheese luggers offshore. That was one like full story done. I guess now it is over
What are the cases I got them all John the red lighting drones and the crooked Queen B
And those shrews are heading home as we speak
Ah, most of them anyway.
I need up its four years, thank you.
No more kidnappings.
Just, uh, thought you'd like to know.
Uh-huh.
Well, don't choke on all that lifted spirit.
Look, Jack, don't get me wrong.
That's good news.
Great even.
Worms the old ticker.
Maybe even earns a headline or two.
But let's not kid ourselves.
It doesn't end here.
Give it a week, maybe a month,
and someone else will start clipping.
It's just how it is always has been and until rodents like me can take a bus without getting face planted in a rose bed simply for being short
It ain't over
Ah, your drink salty enough without me raining on it. You've done good jack. Give me a weapon john
It's just
No, no john i get it
It ain't the finish line
but it's a step and if that one step gets you closer to making shrew thicket a reality again
then i'll keep walking all right all right you noble idiot making me all misty whiskey
to shrews john to shrew thicket better fill corny in
all right
Wrap up the case with corny and John
Oh, corny, I'm not there. None of this is there. Hell, none of this is even in the right country.
Tchak!
It was Captain Goddamn Sims.
Him and his pack of crooked badges he either bought or bullied into his operation.
The same Sims who was my shiny friggin' North Star when I was sweeping pavement as a beat cop.
Briefly, anyway. He wasn't just off course. He built the course.
He was running this trafficking ring the whole time.
i didn't want to believe it corny until the pieces fit too damn well together to ignore
you know what they say sport never let me join the heroes yeah well i didn't just meet him
i dragged his crooked keister and his fond dude laundry all over their fancy boat a few others
got caught in the net before the rest scattered his jack tail but the shrews are safe now
All there's stats when you finish it
Yeah, sure for how long
How long before someone else comes along thinking make and make an easy buck off the little guy
Before they write shrews out of their brave new world plans. Maybe you'd get it if you talked to any of them
I mean John's right there. You mean it. She's like before up here. Well, I would Jack
That chap forced me to do it
You know corny your hearts in the right place
But sometimes I think you'll miss what's right under your snout from up there on your high March
You don't see the grind the cracks
Life's messy down here. It's real and it pitties nobody
You know why I came to you with this in the first place because I'm very cheap and too stubborn to quit no
Because between the two of us
You're the one who gets it, boots on the ground, eyes wide open.
You understand this world in ways I never will, and I trust you to do what's right.
So while you're busy taking this wicked machine apart piece by piece, I can make sure it
doesn't get rebuilt and with crooked cops out of the picture it wasn't just
crooked cops or cheese nuggets for that matter too many high-brow mice on one
boat for it to be just the coincidence there's something else here something
bigger I just can't pin it down yet you will buddy you just can't fix it all
in one swing remember what I told you back in the old world after we'd start
that shelling right for R&R live to fight another day that's right soldier live
to fight another day yeah but this was one of the cases I think we're gonna
to see now. There's like three different cases going on.
I'll need more proof to be sure.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Well, now we gotta go
to the depths or the back lot.
No one new gun for upgrade yet.
Oh wait, you have some.
Probably not Riku, yeah. No, this will take all stream probably.
That's Daything Dragon actually, S.C.A.P. Zero.
and plenty of fresh cheese up for grabs, right?
Look, kiddo, the dream factory is still a factory.
It may look like they're creating old worlds,
but in reality, they're just shoveling that number nine hole.
I mean, if you're a screenwriter, sure, maybe.
I don't know, but the stars, the tinsel stars
shining so brightly above us like a space mice,
or maybe some distant gods.
Oh, you know what would make my day?
A damn fine poster with an autograph from some big celebrity.
I don't care who, just something to brighten up my workshop.
Please, please, please, please, please with honey and fused brie on top?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
But you do realize all these big shots are just famous because they're snorting blue cheese and doing things you wouldn't believe, right?
Oh, quit being so negative, Jack.
We all need to escape sometimes, you know?
To get the hell away from the here and now even if it is just through a screen it can make us feel like
Like all's right with the world like we were home
Yeah, but I already am home look for posters in the backlog. All right. Hey Matley
121 dude fedora tip to ya. Thank you
I'm gonna buy some alien ammo
But da-ba-da-ba-da-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
All right, we're out of here.
How's the combat feel?
Oh, like a boomer shooter, you know?
A little like doom or something?
And we have the depths over there, but we could go here first.
of
the
I
Did I think is I don't even feel like they've done that many cheese puns
Not enough to like well complain about
on piano when you were as a kid.
Oh.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Oh my god, it's a sniper that fucks you up.
Leave me alone!
I swear this finger gun is so ass just let me use my normal it's so much worse than
any other thing I have so maybe the regular pistol
you jab like fuck this, come on man
now I kill that guy first
I always gotta kill the snipers
they're the most dangerous dudes
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
So, this where you wise guys like to kill time?
Maybe kill other things too?
Wrong place.
Wrong guy, Stronzo.
I ain't sure whatcha.
Buddy I'm running low on time and even lower on patience.
This ends depends on how much you really believe in that hush-hush mob stuff
Is that like a pizza topping? Well ain't you a comedian now?
I know this place is your cruise little halfway house for business, and I know you're the guy signing the checks
How do you find out just now when you?
Game is really good. It's pretty long to business. You must know where the cash flows to like say
and
This will be a Troy Baker
U.S.
Among many others
Why?
What? He glitched in.
One of the mouseburg herald issues published during the quite big affair features a major
editorial arguing that the ongoing worker strikes had to be stopped and that deploying
allied mouse services against the workers was the only and best course of action.
Our cash limit all appears on pages 16 to 18, yikes.
Tomorrow night?
Oh sorry.
What?
What?
What's up?
Huh?
Oh, it's Troy Baker also Booker DeWitt.
Man, I gotta replay the
uh, the bar show.
I'm running away instead of running into the guy ready to talk
What is go oh
I could have made that anyway, surely.
I'm shooed off.
It's just getting better than Doom Dark Ages. Yeah. Yeah.
Damn, why was Dark Aegis?
I mean, yeah, to be honest, they tried something different, you know?
You just gotta do that
Shit what is happening? I
I wonder how many Easter eggs were within that section.
Shhh!
You've only played 2016 and that was big?
Eternal is like the greatest man, that shit.
I fucking love Eternal, I-I really do.
I'm not sure if you're gonna be able to see this.
I think I've played Fall of Guadas on stream, yeah, I believe so.
Now I know you didn't kill the poor guy, but I still don't know what to do with you.
I didn't kill him.
See, I made good money with some bad folk, and I skimmed a bit too much fat off the
top so I figured I'd better disappear, lay low in the hotel.
I got bored
the hell do you want from me cat soul holy shit oh and running like hell is
just for you
was cool squad is like ps3 or a little bit I'm pretty sure I've played it on
stream. Like when it came out, I mean. It was piss three.
Which game was the hardest for me to beat Elden Ring?
Nooo.
What do you mean?
Like, ever?
It's probably like I want to be the bush here or something.
There's the poster!
now I know what a TV dinner feels like
please they see me talking to a gumshoe I'm a dead man
dead or alive you're coming with me
come on let's go
another movie I haven't seen
How many double cups are there at two movies?
I've seen Die Hard.
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
three
guess that's one way to face the music
here lies jane she fell off the cliff and died
rip
right
I don't know if I said that, thank you dude.
A clue!
Half-turn letter that points to more than a few names and probably more than one case.
Funny how things work out.
Our little curved shaped headache got sorted thanks to that uppity lady.
She doesn't know when to quit.
some cash from the tinsel stash now you know who put this new problem to bed
wrong way on a one-way track runaway train never coming back shouldn't be
hard to play
Who's the secret above exit?
I mean, it's all right, I guess.
Oh, yeah, sure.
No, wait, what?
Wait, what?
What?
Are there other endings to this?
I have no idea.
We'll see I guess. There's not that many stages left in this game looking at the overworld map, so...
I've seen live action Resident Evil movies with Mila Jovovich. I've seen like...
I've seen like the first four or something.
Long time ago.
I
Don't like Chris in the live action isn't that went worth Miller who plays Chris?
Prison break, you know whose bright idea was it to turn? Yeah
knows dude. Oh shit, big fight here. Huge fight here. Oh yeah, the animated ones. Yeah,
they got some cool fighting scenes I've only seen like clips the chats late
of
death
of
death
of
Yeah, I think that was the last Resident Evil movie I saw, though.
The one with, like, when Chris is, like, introduced.
I don't know.
Is there many more after that?
one more live action yeah I'd love to read their review for this game we'll see a lot
how long it takes to beat this by a lot like I said look at all the overworld map there's
not that many many levels left. Minus one. Yeah, the king. Yeah.
Well, well, well, what do we got here?
There's the crate, I love it. Oh, shit!
Oh, yeah, let me lookpick first.
There's the ledger. Got it. Tons of likely useful intel there, but the real attention
grabber is the underlined item dated just a month back. One dead actress.
I had the whole ugly picture now. I just had to frame real nice for that dame without losing my head
But da ba da but oh, but da-da-da-da
See there's a stage up there that's locked and then there is
two on the right side
And I got to do like this sewer. I think there's some tree trunk too
So yeah, time to have it out with that damn fine woman
There's Vivian, let me turn in the poster first and I should probably spend some blueprints
Yeah, I should probably just spend some.
I mean, the loose cannon is really good.
Ooh, fancy new sight on it.
It gives you charge up a shot and fire crushed cannonball fragments at enemies.
Shotty gun.
I think I can match I can actually max well I don't know how much these are maybe five
This is kind of like a rocket launcher. I'm gonna max this one. I'll have more use for it.
Ooh, Coggers! I fucking love that they show you the upgrades like this. Alright, final
The blast rate is on this is crazy now
Haha, so sick. So sick. I love that shit
Do do I could save for the next weapon I'm not using the shotgun too much
Let's come from Vivian
So, Mr. Pepper, did you find the culprit?
Oh, I would say I did.
Well, don't leave a girl in suspense.
Turns out it was incurred after all.
What? Oh, damn. Such a shame he died.
Yeah, a real shame.
Thing is, something hasn't been adding up lately, ever since I paid a visit to Kurt's mansion to be precise.
So I find the kid right? Next thing I know, I'm neck deep in cultists, the BMP and the mob, with a cherry on top.
Then, right in the middle of that mess, Kurt dies in an accident at the secret show.
Yes, that was... quite unexpected.
Not really took me a minute to piece it together, but see
Curd met his end right after I spilled the beans
To you Vivian
Yeah, and while the mob may have done Betty in because it was the mob or their
Militant arm it was the contents of their ledges that connected the dots
With a note about some stuck-up dame drowning in perfume and death warrants
And no amount of perfume can cover up the rod beneath
Right, Viv. Oh
You wound me mr. Beb
But let's not be rash
Perhaps we can come to some kind of
Ucleament
Sure, you in cuffs behind bars for killing Miles Kurt great a scumbag he might have been
and he didn't kill Betty.
Tisk, tisk.
You know, fuck Jack.
But, well, I got places to be.
Sunny country used to escape too.
Da-da.
Wait, wait, what?
What?
Take that fine woman.
Where does she go?
All right.
Where would have failed the addictive star let go?
See.
Let's see if we unlock something here.
Ah, yep, we got something.
The movie sense, yeah.
Let's wrap that one up then, and then we have the final one.
Vivian noooooooooooo!
Yea this game is pretty long it is.
But I'm pretty sure we can wrap it up today.
Is this second case now?
Oh yea, that's that one yea, the movie sets.
So Vivian was behind this one all along.
The real deal real with two E's because of a movie real
The place smote like crap, which made me sure the mom was close
Oh my god, no I don't know.
Oh my god, this fucking gun!
So you can right click to shoot both of them, alright.
Look at this one now!
You can right click this one too.
Oh shit
Well, look who it is she's flying
What's got you all fired up now, man, I've got to get in the control room pronto. Oh
No, no, no, no, no not that easy amiko gotta flip them switches first
Switches, but I just waltzed right in there. This is the tinsel brother studio
You can't just wall sin everywhere like that. You need switches stitches stinky britches
Well, the case is blown then my pants are patched and shamefully clean. Oh
Switches need no stitches
They need just a little sniffing around the corner easy to spot if you stay sharp
Sure, I can do find them switches
sure oh what there's color oh shit is it gonna be blood now wait well it's
The same color?
Wait, this is sick.
Okay.
Ah, if only it could be by any other smell.
Great. Just great.
Reference to all the...
Yeah, I've never seen this.
Oh my god this gun is fucking nuts now.
The explosion radius is crazy.
I don't know how to forget about it.
Five movies I've watched. Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings trilogy. Every single Friday the 13th movie.
The Thing.
Gabagool!
I thought there was a path here fuck
As I blind, did I miss a switch somewhere?
I'll just lie myself on fire I guess.
Did I miss a switch somewhere?
is there a switch here in my just me a good line yeah I finished pragmata two
days ago well hold up I've never been stuck in this game what is this what
it's mouse gula
how did that miss
God, I almost died to fire.
That's right.
It's so weird to see color in this game.
Hey, it's my office.
Initial of the Miles McHale fishing a four-page piece about the winds of change in the movie
industry.
The report outlines the requirements for a good movie that tackles various social issues,
Tells people what to think and how to act and eventually moves the whole road and civilization toward a brighter future
The small head of independent states that tinsel bro still does not pay extra some forces directors shoot
Not 17, but 19 movies per year
changing right
Yeah, I've only been saving you one slot I should probably not
Hope I'm not one of them then from up the stairs
I can fucking move!
this level is sick dude it's so good
I hate this weapon.
It's very good at lightning, they gave me sleep.
You're rid of the damn day!
It's trash!
Alright, we're going.
There's a second switch.
The glove is just like a power-up, but it's trash.
I'd much rather just have my regular guns
What the fuck? Is this Alice?
I am the judge and jury, find you guilty of all crimes.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Are you guilty?
Or are you guilty for stealing the innocence of an art?
We sentence you to die.
I'm playing ground zero tomorrow, that's the plan.
I'm not sure if I'm good at this, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.
it
Go back
Honestly, Reggie, you are as dry as a ship biscuit after a very long voyage.
I like biscuits, Viv. What's wrong with that?
There's three different cases going on at the same time. This is the second one we're wrapping up.
Vivian was behind it all.
Well, how are you still alive?
Just... stop...
...keeping her... now!
So...
...don't... don't...
...dial you...
Oh, I don't...
...just need a way...
...changer scenery!
Oh!
Oh!
Ha-ha! I got this, Mr. Big Shot Detective!
This scene's already a disaster.
You're not helping me!
of
the
just like that
Shit stay moving guys is safe there. I don't even though
I
Yeah, loser
What
Oh
I
Know pepper
I
Get it
We're got
should my ammo count is fine all right grab this shit
Get down! Coward!
The ammo situation is crazy.
The ammo situation actually is pretty crazy.
I thought I died.
Let's go then.
What?
No, no, no, I don't accept that.
Wait, I don't have any weapons now and I have 21 health.
Let's go then, punk.
You want some of this Billy oh my god where did this fire come from
Wait but there's not even a block in this game though
Okay. My health bar.
Yeah.
Give me healing.
Well, shut the hell up.
I don't really need this.
We don't need any more cash. What we need is just blue print if you want to upgrade I guess
This is the room only we color in the camera too
Wrap up the blue Betty case a letter from Vivian kiss with red and trouble
Hey Zolia makes the 80 wood up dude. I've slipped through your fingers once more. Don't pile it
And it only wrinkles that magnificent brow I used to dream of ruffling, yours.
And then came the letter.
For me.
For all that woman.
What is this?
Oh, it's gone.
Oh, yeah.
Cool. Thanks for the blind.
But I would have missed it.
There it is!
Now that case is wrapped up.
Wait, she's gonna be the DLC, isn't she?
definitely going to be the DLC I'm thinking.
Cess la vie.
Bad case of a case going bad?
It didn't just go bad, it wrapped me around its finger like a piece of stringed cheese.
Send me Jason my own tail through a parade of crooks and ghosts, and somewhere along the way,
Victor and the lady...
...deeply corrupt mouse, took a bullet.
Charming. And what do you call this case, I wonder?
You're already planning to make a hell of a piece out of this cheese-dorm, ain't ya?
The woman's name, Jack.
Cause there was a woman, right?
Vivian. Ms. Vivian McCarthy.
McCarthy? McCarthy? Oh! You don't mean that hot-headed starlet who torpedoed her own career by spiking the director's fondue with blue cheese to make it more amicable?
Well, I didn't know that.
Yeah, well, it wasn't exactly from Page News. Tinsel Avenue's big wigs swept it under the rug. Bad-looking-all.
Oh, really? She's quite easy on the eyes.
Oh, right.
So what's her angle?
And he kills a lot of mouse.
I don't know.
was already a pile of dust and a very expensive suit and hand seam you did at
least try to catch her right tried tried to talk some sense into her you can
guess how well that went he's a slipper though a thing the most dangerously
curved tail I've ever seen focus Jack well she's long gone by now probably
skip town all I've got is a lipstick smudge letter a guilty conscience a very
vivid memory of her you know what I'll film the details myself this is sixth
page true detective fluff anyway yeah suit yourself just don't make me look
like a moron this time you're not making it easy jack like not at all pin of the
last ones for blue Betty feels like the pieces are lining up now all we can do is
head to the debts yeah you know I go and obviously well man thanks for
chillin bruh
hey i buy some ammo here we're swimming in the dollars
i could upgrade that shotgun it is very good
but kiss kiss increase max have a projectile count yeah
whoo oh shit one more one more
yeah look at that shit it's a literally do must
Let's go.
Here we go.
that is not a bad idea.
it's a sewer level.
They say you either die a stinker, or live long enough to realize you need a shower.
I never figured that one out.
Die, police.
I like never use the pistol.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
What are these?
What are THOSE?
Ha ha ha!
BOOM!
What is so special about this?
Is it bounce?
It does bounce, yeah.
pan pan pan pan, pan pan pan pan pan, pan pan pan pan
pan pan pan pan pan pan
who's there!
hello??
We apparently this is cowboy bebop, which I've never seen.
I'm not fucking reloading all the time, droglodyte!
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
I gotta fix it.
Aha.
Wait, is there live action, cowboy people?
Is it good?
of
It's worth getting- well I've never seen the animus, probably just watched the animus.
Hey, it's you!
Let's make a new save, chase something bad what happened.
Second save, yeah dude.
Oh shi-
Holy mozzarella.
There's a whole damn city down here.
English VA for bebop is godlike, really?
All right.
That crazy old tru wants to play hide and seek.
Then I'd better find her before she finds me.
Really, it's good.
Oh, shucks.
live us again yeah yeah that's that's not the food family it's we got to be a
Ah, this one opens with a striking article about the unfortunate events that took place
in Shrutiket, a village largely populated by the smaller cause of mice.
Due to a wave of public outcry, some rather vehement mice in the spur of righteous indignation
destroyed several properties for casualty, surviving shrews escaped to the country side.
Long time no see.
We met five minutes ago, tops.
Oh, time to your funny thing, baby.
Moves different for old us folk.
Anywho, what's got you sniffing around here, huh?
Just looking for clues.
And you dig up any shell one but one a much
Quantity quality both got way. No
Since you fresh round here. I reckon I toss you a little on me a long
Yeah, I need some back scratching to show that sounds vaguely unsettling
Feel like shit. Does the figure speech see the place before in the park
Elevators, busted pipes leaking like a crawfish, but and they're just the beginning here
Take this might come in handy for long
Now go
Do what you can to do
Lady you are real bad mamma Gemma
Lady
Blue equals print.
Huh? Oh, it's an object of interest.
Could be steamy.
uh-huh.
Convenience is a heartless damn
By now the mob probably had his scent to it. My clock was ticking. It was time to hit the road
Hit the road the jack. Oh, yeah
Okay, stop those are actual skeletons in a closet
William Brown
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Fix the valve, she said.
Yeah.
No pressure.
Mr. Maple.
There's one on the left.
Oh, yeah.
ZHR.
Yo, it's good to hear, though.
happy I have some good changes that sounds good thank you for the hundred and seventy
I
I need some heals here and I need this, I need some of this, I need some of this, I need
Must be some heels here and I need this, I need some of this, I need that, oh perfect, yeah we're good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, finishing this today? Yeah, like there's not too many levels left.
I'm on the last case.
God damn, this is why you use acid for those guys.
This game does not have DLC yet.
I
Need to be pipes
Gotta find another
Valver
my uncle
Okay
No, not him. Okay, die
Save no second save
I
Don't believe this game of wood I mean it Rick Quim is out this year and also I mean isn't gta out this year
There long a mom I'm long
Yeah
Well, well!
Oh yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.
That's right, sit down.
I need more uh, Chicago flight writer ammo.
Okay.
The thieving magnetic hand.
Aha.
DLSS 5 is coming out November this year?
Yay?
Welcome to DLSS 5!
I
Healers
I used that fire way too late I didn't see it.
I
No, not exactly just chasing some weird magnetic esmo that swipes something I need
What does that mean a pretoy led the lose
Oh, oh, oh shit.
They're longer, Mom.
Gonna feel like a cool wetland breeze
compared to the alternatives.
I wouldn't really like to know what the hell you're on about.
She's cool.
Mm-mm, you don't want to know it.
After you, the flood.
Wait a minute.
I'll count.
I'll count that.
Here.
Special pass, just be here.
Now, scoot.
I feel like a barn in a game,
although that lawns are foreshadowing.
boy
uh-huh
uh... right on lost and found
uh... what's it
uh... dude that
took all my damn health
I was going to heal right next to it.
Oh, fuck.
Spinage!
Oh, shit!
RUUUH!
Oh, they're throwing the armor.
Yeah, I know Popeye is
Believe it or not
These later missions are wild
Oh, at least it's a quagmire.
The map was cryptic.
Stick shoes, egghead scribbles, all pointing straight at the quagmire, then it hit me.
i did not know what cryptic meant
yeah it's the quagmire is one of the few that's left on the map
i remember seeing it
why am I reloading?
wrong group! oh shit
Okay
We're good it okay
I don't believe so, no.
What?
It smells.
It smells.
It smells.
It smells.
It smells.
It smells.
It smells.
I think so though.
Right, well, it knows.
They would if they were.
They would.
Thanks to the force.
I like that you can do these cases in like different order when you go past like the
midpoint. Oh really Dantico? Well rip. I did them in completely different order to you.
Yeah I like that you can do that. It's pretty sick. Oh it's gonna be the wetlands now or whatever.
Gotta get the board up to speed and uh, maybe take a bath.
Yeah.
Jack.
Wanda.
You got anything uh, fresh for my piece?
Well, yeah I did.
The place is a pit stop for the kidnappers and the scientists.
They're dumping the shrews somewhere in the swamps Wanda.
And it's not that cheese leg is doing it either.
It's some crazy egg heads and a bunch of lab coat mice.
The price of progress is asking for trouble.
Maybe wonder this ain't about Steve. I mean it might have been at the beginning
But it's going larger and larger like a
The gargantuan cheese wheel rolling down a hill man. You can't stop it. It's all good
No, one can't all good games great the stand from the underbelly is really assaults in my nostrils
Yeah, maybe I should take a bath. I did just crawl out of the sewers. What?
Just follow the lead
Boy some ammo.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Three clues.
There's the Mario, the quagmire.
Yeah.
GIGGET IT!
Sorry, I had to.
The quagmire.
Nothing but swamp stink bug bites and bad omen.
It's going too late.
Why drag the shrews out there?
It was a good impression though.
Yeah, what is she anyways?
It was a good impression. Damn, the board is getting full.
Alright, we gotta head to Gragmires.
Giggetti Gula.
You want some yappin?
I mean, I can look at the weapons here.
Who else but Quagmire!
There it is, yeah.
I think Aijeng got bored from all the cheese jokes apparently and killing too many enemies.
And bored, yeah
Crooked cops and their phony roblox classic
Oh wait, he said it's too unrealistic what wait wait wait wait what?
fear the most man I don't think I'll fear the big boy though
Any heels around here?
Yes
Not enough color we did have a segment where there was color which was sick. It was really cool
Can't see Jack
Hope they ever said a problem
What?
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, fuckin' invisible wall.
That's right.
Oh, another burning melt.
Give me your skillet.
What?
Give me this.
A Turing edition, it dives into the history of the city formerly known as Lemingrad, before
its annexation to the United Nests of the New World.
The first side of an economic crisis, the city largely made up of old world migrants,
decided to waive its autonomy and allegedly sold itself to the Unwuf for a tanker of
cold fondue.
There's a promenade named to Deer Mousley and said about proving it's worth.
The resident mice packed up and returned to the old world and frankly, good riddance.
Oh the key! Nice shanty town.
Yes, yes, yes
Everyone shot likes a hundred percent games
Is this a difficult I don't think this game will be a hard
The only problem is you can't revisit levels, I guess, so if you miss something, yeah, I don't really know.
Yeah, you can save before every level but the game doesn't tell you if you've picked
jump everything from a level though.
What if you just play, and then you miss something?
And then you f-
What happened to my health? I got fucking deleted.
Oh yeah, wait, yeah, that's true.
The shop sells the cards and comics that you miss, yeah, yeah.
You 100% of the entire map on the highest difficulty.
Wait, I think the game literally saved as I beat it.
As I died.
or as I yeah filming whatever you hundred percent of the entire map on
highest difficulty and rise to the two meters still at 88 locked achievements
holy shit
I'm gonna like being on this bridge do there's enemies swarming you from
everywhere here any healers anywhere ever okay I should have just backtracked
instead I just died twice within five minutes that's crazy I've never died in
this game like ever
I
Oh nice.
Boo! No, no, no, no.
Dude, I can't imagine 100%ing something like Valhalla.
That would take so long.
Oh
Huh
Okay
Or creams and desert yeah
Well if they ain't my pet teeth help cheese wedge
Don't tumble back on a destiny's lazy Susan have you lady I inhaled so much
bog stink I barely remember my own name maybe I ought to put my cauldron off the
double this place it ain't some regular shack is it used to be said some 40
years back belong to a little screw lady one of them office spoke tired of
and clocks built this place with own two bars, live off the land, fed the critters,
kept bug off all that questionable cheese. Some say she was a real witch, but...
But what?
But the same company she ran from bought out the whole area,
booted her out. Since then, this place been home to all kind of shady folk,
cheese, leathers, them scientist types, magicians.
Part of the course with this case.
Anything that can go just right, just might.
But it worked the other way, too.
Witches, magicians, scientists, folk like that.
They don't leave a place untouched.
Juju lingers, no.
And whatever went down in that old, up your resort a fortnight ago,
well, you can see for yourself.
What resort? All in due time, Shell. All in due time. All right, I got a trail to
follow when it's getting cold. So how do I get out of here? Oh that part's easy. You
need the key of diamonds. Just the key of diamonds? That and a little creativity.
But I've seen you work, Shell. You'll do just fine. One thing before you go,
That little shrew lady you've been talking about. That you?
Oh, but forbid it. I might as well, but I'm much, much, much older.
Diamond shaped key, huh?
It's bigger on the inside.
Oh
Cold!
Well, you said you 100% did Valhalla in two weeks. That's mental.
I
Wait, that's that's you must have like
These chat and breathe
That is mental
I
Deleted okay. Oh blueprint
Good night, so I go well. Oh, there's the key. No, there's a dark room key
What a weird area this is.
Okay.
Okay.
You got more?
That's what I thought.
Oh, you do have more.
more. They're not kids. They're just shorter mice, a clue. Nice. A cheese powder snuff
Everyone got one of these during the war. This one there looks like she wasn't yanking my tail. Steve was really here
damn
Thank you wait this guy actually
How are they mixing in horror now
bendy horror games that they missed bendy and the ink machine I never did play
those
Yeah, I heard they're all right Enjoy Stumpy dude, enjoy
Thanks for chillin' You went for 100% on the crew
Game was online only, you can't even reset your own save file.
So I had to email Ubisoft for months to have them reset my save file for me.
They refused.
So I legit had to make a fake video from the game
showing my save file is corrupted to get them to reset it.
So I could hopefully get a scuffed trophy by replacing and harm sent the whole story all over.
Oh my god, that's dedication just to be able to 100% it again.
Who the fuck is throwing shit?
Oh
of
of
of
of
of
of
shut up fucking hell are you did all
achievements in breath of the lich king era
yeah all achievements of world of war
crap is crazy
That is some crazy shit, dude
Yeah, Annie has all achievements and want to work I don't know if she does now with a new with a new
expansion
I'm so in it on ya.
What the fuck?
Stunning keys are forever.
Mine.
Yeah, I feel 14 as achievements.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she's gone again.
What's up with this, A-Sag?
There's like 2-3 people with all of the 14 achievements.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Oh, Nothouse is top right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
I believe that's one of the buildings top right.
Cause I think there's only two buildings that's on the map.
TurboMult, there's the AT, make it in.
Notows mid-left.
Something tells me the next step is pen
to the end of a gray string.
Jack?
Wanda?
What's new, Wussy Mouse?
Oh, not much. I gotta go to the nut house, though.
Well, I'm glad you're ready to have that talk.
I've been thinking about an intervention.
What? No. I mean, actually, go there.
It's a dead end for the missing Shrews
and Steve's cheese crumb trail ends right at the front gate, too.
So, what's stopping you from getting the cream with a view?
Okay, Jeopardy, I'll...
Well, I do have this fancy perforation card.
What does it lead to? Easter egg?
Can you really need it to run this by me?
Just go and punch in.
Yeah, there's the lead.
Okay, now let's catch up.
I thought Valhalla was pretty cool, but I haven't finished it.
Anyone know you're sus in town?
Not really.
Maybe it is all connected.
Sure is.
Let's go to the nut house.
My favorite to upgrade a little bit.
Oh, we got to buy ammo.
Any grand plans, Jack?
I don't know.
My brain's running on fumes.
If this keeps up,
I might just check myself into the loony bin.
Oh, good!
What?
What?
I ain't crazy, you know.
Oh, I know, Jack.
I know.
It's just that, uh, um, I heard from a friend who heard from a friend that there's some
asylum for those impaired in some ways, and apparently a lot of celebs throw their
wildest parties there, you know, like some real freak-offs.
My other friend says it's all BS though, so I need proof.
That's where you come in.
Yay.
Tammy.
No, listen Jack, word is, this whole loony business is a scam, a front for the real pencil
deal.
If you ever make it there, snap a photo and bring it to me.
I'll whip up something extra in return, deal?
Yeah sure.
I have three. Yeah, I mean, I'm just gonna save them, I guess.
To El Carro, we go, oh.
There's some talking to the mayor here.
Is it sit down Jack have a dead drink with me? Why are you thirsty? Oh, no, no, it's just
Who doesn't mind?
Mr. Brown to
Glasses of your your fire do not violent. I don't know if they're if you you get them all like that they cover everything
You mind if we just drink in the drink. Oh
No occasion just need to take the edge off
You know politics and the backroom deals
Rebattle enough snakes you start wondering if you have scales yourself
Are the old invisible weapon is the ray gun okay, huh right you are my friend
But that one man's worth of days
Us three against the whole
Funny I remember it different
Oh yeah, a lot of smoke a lot of gas
And that's sound
You know, I don't care if I guess super legs
I'd love to wrap this one up second. There is the evil game tomorrow. Yeah. Oh
I'm allowed to look smart. Yeah, there it is
Yeah, uh, Ground Zero.
I don't think Ground Zero is going to take all the streams, then I could wrap up Atomic
car DLC after that because I'm not doing a ton of car DLC today.
The fingers crossed this car and we go the creepy mile.
shut up little man
mouse
oh shit
okay be careful
we good?
it's called ground zero that resident evil like thingy
huh
Okay, what's
What the fuck
We need a hecking code here dude sure we'll come back for it
Dude, I can't believe we're getting code violet too
Now that's Pete I gotta lead somewhere right
Yeah, was it ultra violet look for anything sauce I
Can't but I have to really go to the ball from give me like 30 seconds
I
All right, let me slip on my red
of course I wash hands all the time I'm a 33 a brother imagine not washing your
That's like something you do if you're like a kid
bruv
bruv
Okay.
Stupid.
Ah.
Ha!
No, we're talking.
The Nutt House.
Jeez!
Oh
Easy I'm grabbing it through the wall
So easy game
Now what whoa this decontamination sure smells
Oh, no, no
What the fuck is going on
of
the
death
of
one
one
business
Why am I reloading dude?
Fuck
Just don't press reload
uh-oh
No, no, no, it's me spamming reload button because I have an issue I suffer from a little diet is
What the brain just talk
Kage the whole mood room would be give me Kage
I am here, flesh thing. Bow before me.
Hell, I will. You're a brain in a jar.
In 8,000 years, I shall command spacebeats across countless galaxies.
but first I require more power. You can be off your views. Best thing.
Oh yeah, Johnny, true. Wait a minute. Corny? Not you in there.
There is no Corny. Only Zoo. Zoo. No, no, no. Too old. So what do you actually want?
Yeah.
Save me.
That is just plain creepy.
Save me.
Empower me.
Together we shall bring forth
a new order!
Ha ha ha!
Holy cheese.
Well, you got it.
I got to press on anyway,
so, uh...
Right.
Oh, cool.
Kick me.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure.
Okay. Sure. Aha. Okay. Oh, crazy.
Fuck.
Shut up.
And this is the nut house.
Wait, more?
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
I can't.
Oh, God.
Oh!
I have no stamina.
Give me stamina.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I don't know what I just did.
Are you filled up now?
We're good?
No.
That's not something you run into every day.
I'm
Bum bum bum
My arms up
Return to your little overlord, okay
Yeah
I am whole.
And I...
And I...
And I...
You really don't sound like it.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Oh, there we go.
Much better.
Sorry about all that.
All right, stop. How did you make that sound?
You're literally just the brain.
Oh, dear fellow.
The brain is everything.
The seat of the soul.
the engine of cognition a humble three pounds of fat and water seasoned with
carbohydrates and just a pinch of salt now you sound like like I'd enjoy a fine
kianzi please now I haven't seen that movie got some rocus to raise oh great
A talking burping gun
This the conscious
Wait, what was what was that what is that reload animation?
Okay.
This is a strange level.
Brain rotting weapon.
Well, excuse me.
Oh my lord, it's talking guns!
This'll be a load of fun!
Cut the rhymes, Millie.
What are you even doing here?
Yeah, there's the gases there.
Jackie, Jacko, you poor sod.
Things around here are rather odd.
Look around and smell the place.
You wade through an unknown space.
What?
There's a button there
Here she is
Giving me the creeps
Well what what is it number nine seven six five four
Is it number four twice? Is it number five? Oh, it's number five twice, okay
Hey, you rending it. It's 40 more
Thank you, brav up your wealth
These guys stuck in the wall stop living
I
Give me away from there
Good my lord, jeez
oh my god what the hell are you oh oh and it's night that you know die that's why
my health just melted recap of the Lord's game well you're basically
following three different cases I'm doing the last one now
I believe this is the second last stage on the overworld
What
Okay, maybe too much fondue or I caught a bug is this how many hours that I think I'm probably around 12 hours
I believe
Yoshi
Jack, I don't like this place. It feels wrong. Let's not stick around, eh?
uh-huh
Oh, fire. Two quick ones. I already know I'm getting there on the perfect line.
uh-huh
that's a pretty
what a rush me and mark root two
Get away from the bridge!
Okay.
Oh
Typing a storm
This is a second-last level jager on the on the overworld map at least
fight no more cheek fog in your brain
you're not really here are you
Jack I just your mind you were drifting death and blind now the curtains
sure are gone and the levels almost done
what to the lift jack you sure i tend sometimes right
yeah i have a 839 streak in duolingo
baseball
This gun definitely needs some like upgrades because it's pretty fucking trash
Sounds funny, you know
Wait, there's reddit streaks. What the hell does that do?
What do you know?
Do you have to go to Reddit every day to keep it or what?
I mean, it's okay. I'd love to get some money or some baseball things that I'm already done.
Oh, dude, I actually forgot I had one, Jeopardy. Right, snap to Gloria. I mean, it's okay. I'd
What would I get? Some money or some baseball things that I'm already done with?
My close to being the game yeah, I believe so yeah
Yeah, I'm not a hundred percent anyways
I think I've only got four collectibles out of ten. Those are pretty hidden.
The mission name?
Let's see where the hell is Steve Fendle.
This wasn't there before, right?
This is very wicked.
I didn't get better back in the nut house, did I?
Oh.
Ooh.
Pretty blueprints, five.
Well, not enough to max that thing, if I wanted to.
Oh
It's old Lumiere. Oh, yeah
Yeah, of course.
We love it, we love it.
Why am I reloading? Why am I ass?
Hello.
Uhh...
F.
I'm not gonna go there.
Steve!
Hey!
Maybe it wasn't Steve after all.
Activate the train track.
Steve Bandell
I have no healing I'm dead it's over. I can't even see or do anything. Okay. I got healing. We're good
Oh, look got bending corposa. Thank you
the way he uncorks the bottle unsettles you is it because of the fingers
What now
What
Oh, it's here.
Nice.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go.
Great, I'm talking to myself.
Yeah, this is a big map.
Okay.
They're all into me. The parties the egg has been me. I've finally came to realize the
world's bigger than little old me, especially when a guy's got some personal crap to deal
with.
often do I talk to myself and then hell I don't know the views nice now it's
DOOMAS!
DIE THEM!
What is that?
No forget this, I didn't see a save but it's fine, I mean the game saves constantly anyways.
trumpet you sweet sweet angel of death
wait it's uh colco demons but small cute ones
we're we're colcomaxing
I'm not getting soup like I'm beating this but this is this has been a very long level
Thanks, the cake
What yo oh shit
I can't even tell if it's good or not
Wait, that's sicker.
Yeah, that's okay, that's a new melee weapon, and I'm fucking dead.
Devs are dude fans, huh?
Hell, raise the word.
Shit, the ammo situation.
Too hell with that.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
That's true.
That's true.
Shit, um...
Fucking talk with him and stop. Who else is shooting?
I will blow the horn, but hold on.
Where is it?
right
all hell breaks loose
this game is fucking wild
Oh, they're nailing the platforms down.
Have I ever adopted or reviewed appeals for bans?
No, Mugs do that.
Mugs continue through hell.
you buddy I mean no I've done a few I have what is like long-term ones better
watch it getting hammered in house sounds like a headache
not my car. Don't lose him. Steve's gonna be El Voso here. I can make this. I'm not
I'm not sure if I'm still washed
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down
Uh-huh.
By healing!
Pass through time.
Gears of...
What?
War! It's war!
No, that's nothing okay platform god
Damn that was hard
It's not 2 a.m. Now it's 40 minutes past midnight. I don't care. I'm beating this game
I don't care.
I love it.
Thank you.
This is a very long stage though.
This is probably the longest stage in the game thus far.
And I'm fucking dead.
These guys.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
It is, yeah.
Yeah, thus far this has definitely been
the longest one in the entire game.
But it's really cool though.
I mean, look at this.
That's so sick.
Yes, reload, reload more.
Please reload, bro.
Maybe, maybe you're missing one ammo in your 75 ammo magazine.
Should reload
Do I plan to play two more dachi life? What is that? I have no idea
buying am with this point usually I can buy collectibles I've missed
Crazy house this place is oddly organized
Yeah, I never heard of this to move that she thing
I almost blew myself up. Is there any healing here? Well, I have she's, I guess. Platform
God. Oh, oh, it's animal. Yeah, I never played
Animal crossing or anything like that.
When I shoot you in the forehead, I'm nothing.
Rare death, rare death.
I think it's at six.
But I'm kinda yoloing a bit now.
Okay, we're good.
I'm sheeessssssssssss.
I must reload all the time.
Ah, okay, take cover.
Don't yell away.
That's a Sniper.
And that Sniper fucks you up.
Yeah, look at this.
Is he dead?
No, he's dead, yeah, okay.
The Sniper's are the most dangerous ass.
They're the most dangerous enemies in the entire game, by far.
like miles. Oh my god drink this shit.
Yeah
Get dressed back here
It's just now this is real how Steve it's me Jack what?
Okay
Wait, it's memory? I'm playing memory?
Uhhhhhhh...
Sir, but why the hell of a show?
Uh, okay.
Uh...
What the fuck?
Okay, they all look the same.
Uh, okay.
Two there. Okay, okay, I get it. I got him.
Now what? Wait, okay. I'm supposed to find those?
That's very easy. Okay, no, those are the ones I stand on now. Okay.
Okay. Wait, why is that shining? Okay, that's gone. Okay.
Okay, well I mean I'm standing on that back here very nicely.
Okay, sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yo shit, oh my god, don't scare me now.
Do not scare me now.
I don't want to die.
Mine is there, it's 43, I think.
Clever!
Okay.
I'm calm now.
Great gooder, that was annoying.
Hey, Jack.
Oh, now, don't you hate Jack me?
The hoops I had to jump to just to get to you.
To hell and back, right?
Well, the back part's still up in the air.
So, what the hell are you doing here?
Oh, I don't know. Just say when you run grateful ass that tried to kill me five minutes ago, by the way.
solve in a missing magician case that somehow dumped me into a mess of angry
mice missing shrews and mad scientists yeah I hear you but now you're here it's
time to move on wait move on you mean like go towards the light heavens know
move your tail out of here before something worse finds you I mean I
I don't know, I made it this far.
Sure, but Jack, I'm hiding here.
You showing up kind of ruins the whole hideout part.
You get me?
So the vaudeville drama wasn't just some flashy vanishing act.
You were covering your tracks.
Not bad.
The cheese jug?
Bit much though, don't you think?
Come on, you know me.
I always had a thing for dramatic exits.
with the big mouse party and the mob on my tail I didn't have a lot of options
yeah somehow you never do look jack I tried going legit I really sort of did but then Betty
my beloved assistant rest her soul introduced me to von harzer old world professor or she
Professor you prefer turns out we had a shared interest see this place the
unknown I've been chasing it ever since the war spent most of my fortune
flying away and even invited a cult to help can't get rid of the bastards
now always came up short till I figured out what I was missing the lifeblood
of our world. Crazy stuff. Powerful. Problem is, it doesn't come easy. And I needed a lot of it.
So when C-professor showed up with research of his own, I figured, why not team up? I provide funds,
resources, give him whatever he needs to finish the portal in my lab, but the ink, the most crucial
ingredient came from the shrews huh damn Steve I always knew you were a cold
everything's connected no no no you you got it wrong okay mostly wrong I told him
about the shortage and he feared the shrews they have the perfect ink ratio
efficient he called it at first I didn't think much of it brought him the
Cultist how gather it, but then I found out von Hartz who was pressing the shrews like literally squeezing them dry
I couldn't why leave the life you built I tried but I
Couldn't put when some mass psycho start circling in the big mouse party gets involved
Well, they don't do friendly tea parties. Let me tell you so you ran only logical choice
Disappear where no one dares follow. Lay low till things blow over.
But now, I'm not so sure it'll ever be over.
Well, it ain't, because those eggheads are rebuilding the portal at the Curdsville Nuthouse.
I might have slowed them down a little bit.
The Nuthouse?
Son of a... I figured, but I hoped.
Dammit. This is bad, Jack.
You have to go back. Not that I don't enjoy your company, but someone's got to put a stop to this.
You have to find one heartsrend.
Well, blow whatever floats as you boot to smithereens. Promise me that.
Easy, Osteed. This is your mess, not your first, either.
But I was kind of planning on it anyway, so yeah, sure, fine, I'll do it.
Ah, see? Between you, me, and Cornelius, you're always the one with the functioning moral compass.
Thanks, Jack.
Ah, you're sweet. You're gonna give me a toothache. Now, what about you?
I'm gonna stay here for a while. Maybe forever. Time doesn't tick by the same as in our reality.
I'm surprised you aren't asking a million questions about this place.
Stayed weep on the trenches. I gunned my way through mobsters, authoritarian Cretans, mad scientist, and crooked cops.
At this point, I don't got the energy to be surprised.
Maybe it need to defrost your friend freezer, dude.
Leave this place. Yo, piret, thanks for the wine.
Where is the livings of beings of...
Oh is it this? Oh.
That was definitely the longest map in the game right there.
No, Fallout 3, no.
Maybe you finally grew a conscience.
Or maybe I'm a fool growing yet another soft spot.
Maybe in the end we're all just cards and some rich man's machine
grinding away until we break.
I like these little ending movies.
Yo, again dude, thanks for the half a year.
Yeah, the first thing is probably good.
Wait, it's optional to pin my clues?
Alright, I mean, I'm going to pin.
I
Okay
Talk to one da
Jack
Wanda you look like you just saw a ghost. I did sort of I
Found him Steve Bandle alive and weird. Oh really do tell
Well, you'll never believe me.
Jack, I once printed your story about a bad burglar who swore a tiny mushroom alien on
his head with steering him like a meat puppet.
My tolerance for nonsense is limitless.
So, where does Bandle hold up?
I don't know.
I mean, really, I can't read my head around what I saw.
Beyond knowing.
I still can't tell if it was the Nuthouse Fumes messing with me or just one of
Steve's tricks.
But yeah, I went through hell and back to get to him so what he staged his own abduction
Why what angle he?
Well look Steve's always been about the money, but lately. He's developed a little side hobby fringe science
occult stuff
That got him tangled in a series of deeply questionable events like
Well shrew trafficking
Morbid science projects a real epitome of ethics. He didn't do it all on his own, right?
That's the kicker he got involved with some old world eggheads led by someone who goes by the you know nom de guerre
Z professor
I hear they got in cahoots through one Betty Lynch
Wait, it's a mission. I'm cool. It's not then and Steve and all his wisdom
to
the V.A. is Troy Baker
different now not all for the better but I don't think he's the bad guy here more
like a guy who got in wait too deep and realized too late our Troy's in here
Jones was amazing it was so dangerous to himself oh that's a bit of an
anticlimactic ending to a promising case yep he begged me to burn this whole
thing to the ground to blow whatever floats the professor's you boot it's
The riot who makes them loo-
I gotta hurry to the docks before he professes
head to far tarber far tarber
oh you can't upgrade the i mean i'll try the channels that can also be in the deals massive
damage on headshots oh shit okay no it can't be much less it cannot be I doubt it
oh look at that wait what like two more hours what there's no way how can there be
two more left there's like nothing left on the map
no way let me see what opens here
I mean there's this and then the house up there or something I don't know
Yeah, there's a second map, yeah.
Is it unironically two hours left?
I don't s- that's insane if that's the case.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-no.
I need to nero.
Oh, card.
Noah.
Oh, it's fine, I'm dirty.
You'll do it easily.
Easy peasy.
I didn't think there would be that much left.
a good old anyways
there's the boat! find a way to get under water
yeah there it is of course we're gonna feel that
Yeah, the game is surprisingly long.
It is.
But I can do this stage though, I guess.
DIE!
Maybe I can do this 3 games tomorrow? Yeah, maybe.
What the fuck? You're still alive.
Yeah, Yoshi, we're going. I know, I know.
He's there he's pissed now
So I have apparently like two hours left of this and then I have like a little bit more than an hour left of Atomic Hearts DLC
And then there's that new Resident Evil like game that came out
And depending on how long that is I might finish it for three things tomorrow, which would be kind of cool
Like a job at it, thank you
I
Mean what are you doing here? Oh?
Listen that well, what are you sniffing around the docks for I was chasing one crazy egg
I've been anyone on the water ah ever on the quest for justice need some help
Frankly, I do I need to go below. I saw one of those
Maybe well anyways here before we go deep. Oh my god. You're actually gonna wear that
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, after those corporate shells what you need is a custom tailored
Fancy shmancy diving suit with a cherry on top and I can make you one
Okay
So
What do you need ten?
Let me see a helmet heavy spiked boots and the suit itself the ladder is easy
Easy peasy effin squeezy. There's a tanker around the corner. You'll surely stumble over.
What's the name of the RE-Li game? Ground Zero.
It's all the two.
Please don't tell me I have to keep whacking everyone till somebody drops it.
What? That's just plain dumb. Who would do something like that?
Okay, here's the deal. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a shrew working here in the docks.
Name's Eddie. He's a filthy effin fondue head, plastered from dawn until...
uh...
gone. But, well, you know...
Heart of gold?
And some shaky hands, too, if you catch my drift.
Yeah! So he's usually prancing around the dockyard, you know, the way you came in.
He must have a pair of boots if he didn't pawn them off already.
You probably missed him on the way here.
He went for a piss or another glass of cheese, yeah.
and a helmet that my dear sir i do not know but if you find eddie and you must just ask him
that bastard snipped around every hole in the room so he'll help you or just say that
tammy effing tumbler is calling in that favor what favor jack jack jack jack you like a father
it to me but come on there's a limit okay take care get old always do Jackie
and driving hell man but fuck it it's 1am I gotta go and walk El dogo well
that means we finish this tomorrow and then we finish atomic hearts DLC and
then we do ground zero that's the plan tomorrow so I have like what about two
two hours left probably a little bit less than two hours left in this game
and then in atomic hearts do you'll see I have a little bit a little bit more
than an hour a little bit over an hour left and then I can do horror games after
that with that ground zero and stuff sick that's fucking 1 a.m. I didn't think
this game was that long I knew it was long but not that long I did do the
whole baseball thing though I guess that's a drain sometime but I'm bum bum bum
but I'm I did the whole baseball thing
no I can't name less I gotta walk the dog dude I got some running to do tomorrow
also was the baseball thing worth it you got a gun for it like a you got a
space pistol for it but it's kind of ass yeah jeopardy I did exactly I did
pee fuck seems a slope all right well we're definitely finishing this tomorrow
no doubt and after we finish this we do the final hour of atomic arts DLC
which is the ending to Atomic Heart and then we got to wait for Atomic Heart to
and then we play Ground Zero after those.
Ground Zero. Very positive reviews, baby. Let's go. 82%. Six, six, six.
Hell yeah. R1 Sloperoo. Yeah. All right. I'll be back tomorrow. Another day of mouse. Very cool.
a new episode of season oh from this launching season four oh yeah let's go
I forgot I gotta watch that gotta watch that all right we do uh no Yoshi's
laying over there he's pissed so I gotta go pissed I'll be back tomorrow with a
hat again no I'm going Tuesday I'm going Tuesday so uh yeah we're
finishing mouse game we're finishing atomic arts DLC so we got those two
things wrapped up and we see how they end and then we can start ground zero
that's the plan tomorrow I'll see you tomorrow chap appreciate y'all bye bye
I
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