Elajjaz
MOUSE GAME ๐ญ (Hard Mode) -> FINISHING ATOMIC HEART DLC -> HORROR GAMES
04-20-2026 ยท 8h 28m
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All of this just works.
All of this just works.
Hey, chat.
It's one of those days, huh?
I'm so cool. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was looking for I was looking to add some 1% this and
I just could not see it anywhere.
Oh yeah, cool kids today.
They, they vape, right?
Hey, you.
Ah, here we go.
That's the stuff.
Nothing like some blue cotton candy vape.
Ah.
One more.
It's blue cotton candy too lazy for this.
Blue cotton candy, yeah.
I'm so cool.
Soneka, thanks 61 Filpy, thanks for the 40.
Yeah, we didn't beat this game yesterday.
It's surprisingly long.
No, Zeif, I should ban you for that comment, you know?
I should ban you for that comment.
We already have fucking salad throwing bricks.
What is this damn emote?
Alright, 70 equals 0-2.
And then we have Slot Brick, yeah, fucking hell.
Hey, you!
Flush like 7-8 Juicy Fennel, thanks for the 61.
Ah, yeah.
Hey, you!
It's getting a bit warm-streaming in this jacket and hat at this point.
Ahhhh...
Fuck yeah, George-O's, let's go, man.
Yeah, someone fucking stole my hat, so now I have a scuffed hat.
That doesn't fit.
We gotta get to the bottom of this.
Alluring movies releasing March 3rd, 2028.
Really?
Full cast has been announced?
By...
Yeah, she stole my stolen hat. I can't believe it.
It is not peasant hat. It's actually Indiana Jones.
It even says Indiana on the inside.
Wait, this is a game made out of cardboard?
Wait, what?
Whoa
True is I true
Damn this most taken forever
The whoopee, yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Damn.
To play the demo is super fun and nice.
I do have the ball trophies.
Yeah, I think it's in the midroom
This is the movie cast and stuff
They watched out play these darts on me times make no make no mistake if anyone's dragon live standards mr. 50
That's before low
Reduction begins spring 2026 with a full cast announced.
Kit Conner, warfare heartstopper.
Skyfall Paddington, alien rumilist civil war, Furiosa.
I'm trying to remember what they're from or like who they are.
Yeah.
Callie and Nick, yeah?
No, Riot, no.
No plans.
Perlax 35, Bank of Juicy fell like 61 flush, thanks 78.
Oh, it's 420 today!
Ah ha!
Yeah.
Dude.
Hey, you!
I finish most things in the library and that makes me happy yeah yeah today is
gonna be a little check checklist I like I have a few hours left of this game
not many I thought I finish yesterday but the game is surprisingly long it is
and then I'm gonna finish atomic hearts DLC which I have a bit over an hour
left depending on puzzles yeah and then I have ground zero which obviously I
haven't started 44 achievements what that's crazy sick
sick I do look forward to removing this jacket man it's getting warm
Submersive memories? I believe that is on my wishlist. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one's out. Yeah
That's also a horror game. We found my hat and give it back
Zenjoker the 77
Oh man, hey you.
Moles takes the 55, you know what I'm saying?
What up song forged?
I don't know, Barone, I'm not sure.
Crispy, crispy.
Crispy to the critters, PBT takes 15.
I ended this game yesterday right before
we're entering the deep ocean.
So that should be interesting.
Well, we gotta build a diving suit. Yeah, new lad like depth diver. Oh fuck
Why is it why is why?
Why
Yes, after this after finishing mouse today, I'm gonna finish atomic hearts DLC
And then we're hopping on horror games. That's that's the plan today. That's the plan
So we're gonna finish two things today
I
But hopefully sunset yeah
Yeah
I've seen evo clip a dragon ball fighters which one I've seen a few yeah
Have I seen this? Oh demon fix my TV. I finished it. Yeah, I did a few weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah
See my filters work. Yeah, they do
Did I play Grim Dawn? No, I installed it, but I haven't played any. I have 19 hours in it from like many years ago
Flashbang incoming chat
Wow the pixels in this who's fighting
is it guicci and sonic fox yeah that's kind of tight yeah that's pretty sick
Actually that is pretty sick
That's an actual episode of show yeah
That dragon will fight seas really cool
You see some guy got banned from competing in Kamistrak tournaments for 10 years cuz he hit someone
I was like a salty loser fuck damn that's rough
Belina Belina hey you oh that an ARPG oh hey what is this
They got released today.
What the f***?
That was me, by the way.
What the?
Okay
I'll say it's Ventura. I've seen that movie along the way, but also not so good ones
You're the ladder bastard the kinds of villains I've seen once some
pretty good trailer was somewhere on the edge yo let's go you're both my glove
with your marathon dude it's gonna be great feed off that energy bro thanks
That was pretty good, it doesn't beat that, it's a good trailer where it doesn't beat
that Todd Howard trailer.
What is it called?
Something with Bell and Whisper right?
Or something?
Fuck, I don't remember.
It's called Whispering Something, wasn't it?
Lantern. Oh yeah, Lantern.
The Lantern of the...
Lantern of the...
I wasn't even close.
This is the greatest trailer.
I wonder how this one will be.
Lizards, vulture gorillas, vulturellus, lizard men.
That guy looks familiar.
Everyone's making a souls-like.
We're making a scrolls-like.
Kill every NPC.
Pickpocketing, lock ticking, and fucking colob.
Can you do that?
Is this four player colob?
It looks like three.
The lantern of the Laughless Saint.
The prologue to the holy fool.
Lantern releasing this year.
With your support, we can finish the holy fool
and make it the most unique open world RPG since Morrowind.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, whenever it was powering up, right?
I want to go to EVO.
I gotta go to even some point man.
How is Dragon Ball FighterZ now anyways?
Oh my god, real boy- real voice!
I don't know if I want to see Ablepy.
He's got some weird music on it too.
Salty Counter-Strike players, man.
Why they gotta go punch shit, man?
The Able face in the sixth year anniversary and rips out almost 10 years.
Thank you, dude.
I saw that, not unless I saw it for a robot.
Oh yeah, nothing in me, yeah.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Alina, we just watched this trailer's like great.
Ah, you probably just tuned in.
We literally watched it like one minute ago.
Once upon a time.
Yeah, like you must have just tuned in as I stopped it.
Ah, ah, ah.
Why is this?
Hey, Shooksyn!
Oh, man, Dragon Ball Fighter's legend's about to go at it!
Dragon Ball Fighter's is so back in round one!
And it's about to conclude everybody in the crowd!
Make some noise for masters of the game!
Yeah, this is the one we just watched.
I think- wait, is this actually literally the one we just-
Fuck's sake, it's not like they're even saying shit, so...
Fuck sakes, don't make me do the same shit.
Ugh.
That was just a vaude instead.
Yeah, I gotta make a diving suit.
So we're working on the diving suit to go into the water.
Yeah.
Bya!
Like an 86!
Thank you.
Yeah.
Man, I don't get the purpose of this damn gun. I feel like it sucks.
Mega hard.
Doo doo doo doo.
Got a piece for you right here.
I
Need it makes it a 56
No, no, no
Mouse will record is 18 minutes and 58 seconds what?
We're going down here
That, yeah, yesterday I did a level that was just pure doom.
It was doom.
There was even a level that had color.
These final levels are like super cool, super dank.
I
Play on CRT for maximum. Oh, that's true. Check out. Don't play this. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, I got a link
Yesterday or two days ago, maybe
Yeah, there's probably a lot of automobiles in this.
I remember when my dad got a flat-screen TV.
Holy.
That shit was crazy.
Insanely expensive back then
No riot no my size great. We don't do that in this family
Yo, chocobo, I a game's really good. It's very good
And it's also like surprisingly long.
I thought for sure I'd finished this yesterday, but I didn't.
Obviously, since I'm playing it now.
I don't know the way it works now it's really it's really nice though
Yeah, I went to 1AM yesterday and then I was told I have like a few hours left.
Could have been a one guy, but I mean it's fine.
It's not like I had to finish it yesterday.
I just thought I was- I constantly thought I was so close.
And then it just kept getting later and later.
a little save. Fart Harbor. Fart!
See my wifey job good and kind and such a low life always talking cold fondue on the job
Where do I come in anytime?
She's a good host who gives you cookies and stuff
Fine, what do you want from me?
See I got a diving gig, right?
Yep
She thinks I'm actually working for that damn co-fundu.
Always gets in the way.
Here, take the boots.
I got a helmet in my home.
That's gonna look almost as if I designed.
Now, go down there.
There's an entrance into the staircase.
Slip in, get the helmet, get out.
My dear, dear Marie.
She must not know I'm here drowning myself in that filthy fondue.
I'm filth, trash, the last man ever created.
Well, I need that helmet right away, so...
Damn, brother. Come on, man. It ain't that bad.
Get out of here now, fast as you can.
But my wife, my boy, its wife, pal.
pal they'll be fine but you you disappear leave the scene and don't look back now we
need just a helmet
Oh, shit.
This is the messed up childhood mouse game from a few months ago.
No.
What game is that?
I don't know what game you need.
What happens if I go and talk to her?
Okay, that was easy.
Alright, sick.
I would never snitch, ever.
We don't snitch in this stream.
Tammy, I'm coming!
I missed a side quiz yesterday in this site in the nut house.
Oh well.
The Horde game put a lot of plays that kind of fat making mouse and messed up.
Oh yeah, no.
That's not busy.
That game was mad.
I'm ready, Riot. I'm a changed man. I don't fear water monsters anymore
Yeah, I've already missed side quests though
For side quests like I don't need the nice reflection
I don't need like the the I have the upgrades I want and I've already gotten all the baseball cards
I got the alien gun
He's so angry he's even got his hat on still inside of magnificent reach this submarine
Trash it.
Ow!
Try throwing dynamite?
Oh yeah!
Wow, I'm just gonna die first, I guess.
It works
Well, let's go then come on
I don't want to go there.
Hi, Matrix.
But I- I dead.
Okay he's friendly.
Ah fuck!
Stop walking in it!
Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go.
Oh
Mom yeah, maybe there's a gimmick I'm missing I don't know
Oh wait, can you shoot this?
I don't think it does anything.
Oh, boolbs?
Oh!
Dentmostering.
Can I cheat up there?
Huh?
You really are sleeping with fishes.
Makes me calm.
I'll just, uh, I'll just go.
Okay.
Oh, we're back here now.
Okay, sick.
Cool.
They don't draw blueprints when you shoot them.
What?
Yeah I have so many coins it's insane.
3k
Check a ground
No, there is no blueprints
My man is trying to one guy me it's not going to work
Now that's a blueprint though
3, I need 5 so I can max this dank thing.
There we go.
Ajai, thanks 87 LA Anthrax, 100 on the dot, thank you.
I'm Zintac, thanks 84, Nubrax, thanks 95.
Why?
You get so much money in this level,
10 coins per is insane.
Kraken?
Hmm.
I
Called am I at 28
Is there a hook here or something?
Is this Denteous Maximus?
Hey, you.
Oh, uh, it's not my birthday, but it's 59, man.
Oh, hold up.
I
Have reached a submarine hello
Oh, I didn't hit the trigger for enemies bombs, okay, I
I skipped it
No, it takes the rate of a good stream. Thank you
Aha
I haven't heard of it function over for a while.
I swear this gun sucks. I mean, I guess it's one-shotting these guys
Okay, you can't break us.
I kill myself.
It doesn't count.
When Vampire Crawler games out tomorrow, it's from Vampire Survivor Dev?
Wait really?
Ashkama!
I keep killing myself with my rocket launcher.
What I just shot myself there again how
Oh
Yeah
Okay
Oh, Pregmodo was great, Tenbeers. It was really good. Pretty short and sweet.
oh my god this is music
You don't compare this to Garfield music.
You're going to say that every time?
I
Yes, I heard you
Stop breaking my summer!
Well, it must be a lot more than those.
Make sure no blindness.
Yeah, yeah, I think there's up here.
You fucking what mate principle I hear you I'm looking for the others
I'll see if this tells me where it is.
Yeah I'm uh, yeah.
I'm almost done with this mix you know and then we finish the tummy card gilch
Stop breaking my submarine.
Hello.
Anyone here?
Okay.
Okay.
Um.
There you are. You can't fathom how much time I wasted looking for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Killing first, dinner later.
I didn't mean to interrupt, but this will be a good idea.
You really need something now.
Great, he's not just mad.
All right, defeat everything, Professor.
OOF
SHUT UP
Oh, that goddammit.
There's a timer, hurry!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You got more?
Okay.
Rest.
Okay, rest. Can this door be open now?
One minute soon. More, more, more.
Don't be blind, don't be...
I
There it's fine at 50 seconds more than enough for the gamer
Oh
Whoo
Looks like your research just got
Turns out the scientists were brought to mouse bird three years ago by none of the representatives of the big mouse party
Stop breaking my submarine stop breaking my submarine
I want to get wet again you already are oh
One last stretch in a suit
Why there's the car, okay
Why am I reloading
I don't like these fish
Okay, stop breaking my submarine
I'm to refill all the ammo
Angler Frasier like the most fucked-up thing ever the fact that that even exists in our flat earth is crazy
Cornelius we need to talk
Shoot yourself sport and just make it quick got a mayoral
debate rattle tattle in a few I found Steve oh that's great news fantastic
even see I just knew he could never kick the bucket we weren't called the
invincible trio for nothing those were the days remember he's fine by the way
look corny between the mess Steve got himself into the shrew abductions
curds premature rapture in the mob tightening its grip I don't know something
ain't sitting right with me oh it just feels like there's a common denominator
like somebody pulling the cheese strings and who am I that page that's what's
bothering me I don't know my running theory is it's someone tied the BMP
or at least playing nice with them.
But I'm still missing too many pieces.
Figured maybe you caught a whip or something during your campaign.
Anything at all. Throw me a chrome here.
Jack, I'd love to.
But I only know what's public.
They call me crazy, but slinging them out
the opposition is not exactly your fault, Winter.
The right charm, though.
You'd be surprised.
What? You can get away with it.
I get it, Cornelius.
This ain't an official capacity, of course.
I'm just asking as a friend
who just so happens to have incognito informants.
Capiche?
Oh, I'm sorry, Sir Sport.
I know they played dirty.
The policy is weak worse than a weak old Rockford.
But, see, they're so drunk on their own farm too.
they're so drunk on their own fondue they rarely bother to make sure it doesn't
spill if they've got their
I trust you take up the proof in the meantime I'm gonna keep fighting on
and he's built in is the most amazing I saw son of any character in this game
playing field I can't tell if that makes you an idealist or a sucker maybe
I mean he keeps stuttering like he's nervous.
Fight and I'll fight mine
Jack
Wanda you're looking downright chipper
Case closed on band to let's take it. Well, let's just say I put a major dent in the offshore
Importer stutter equals evil way is he bald too like a
Stutter and the ball in future people's and evil I mean I it was
Yes, yes, Jack. What about Z-Professor?
I think he's done for. Although I gotta admit, he could take a bullet like nobody's business.
There, well, he won't be causing trouble no more.
Mouse Burgers can sleep easy tonight, and I couldn't have done it without you, Wanda.
Yeah, well, can't say it's up for a bono. Your stunts tend to make for a hell of a headline.
We got to put our clues in.
make anyone sick but this this horror show was running on serious money and I
don't know where it's coming come on Jack you know where it's coming from
someone with enough pull to bankroll the operation and keep it off yes who
could it be the crooked cops came up with feeding the shrews to lab rats on
their own someone was making them promises and then wouldn't you know it
poof BMP pops up in the bucket of potential leads look I know there are
No Saints, but this feels a little too spy-thrillery for my taste you got anything conclusive to work with
Nah, not yet. I'm professional PI
I've never seen her of a tangled knot of string cheese and BMP's greasy fingerprints are on every strand
But all I've got so far is a gut feeling your gut feelings have a nasty habit of turning out, right?
It's the collateral damage. I worry about well
either BMP's clean or I'm missing a piece just give me a few days to figure out
which will you sure thing Jack sappy as it may sound I believe in you almost as
much as I believe in the power of the press and I believe in pressing on this
is game longer than Purgmada yes I mean for a one-play three I but Purgmada has
more like replay value I imagine I wonder who it could be huh got my eye
on you mr. Stilton anything you need boss actually yes you got that slippery
look like a guy who knows things he ain't supposed to oh you flatter me yeah
bestest of yeah yeah yeah yeah look I think I died once in the ring hook from
wallabay howling who now there were three of them a weirdo scientist a
crook atop and a third guy humongous one oh pierogi no thanks not no no my best
boss pierogi Jake the hell kind of name is that well his real name is buns
Jacob buns but everybody calls him pierogi Jake all right so what the hell
Where is he? Spell it already.
Uh, right, right. Uh,
Small-time crook used to run with the boys.
A bit of boyclarie, some skull-cracking,
the usual dark side stuff.
Then, he got noticed.
Started climbing out of the gutter.
Went big time, got on BMP's payroll, right?
And now, he's that right-hand man.
I gotta catch up on the boys, man.
Small-time crook wakes up one day and suddenly he's a big boss.
Damn.
this only happens in comic strips well uh boss the world's a funny place ain't it
yeah you're real funny yeah so that'll be three fifty that'll be what now well boss a good impale
ain't free i have to provide you know hey yeah no it's the headphones rosamond the ryan
Gussling thanks for the 10 dude. Good luck in your movie endeavors. You need help in chemistry envious?
Oh, yo we can help what do you need help with?
The picture is starting to form pin every clue to your evidence board. Yeah
BMP radicals all the way through it was staring me right in the face
mocking every wasted hour but now now I had him the case had to rest and so did
I badly cuz tomorrow it would all come crashing down and I would be there to
swing the hammer yeah so that's that was every clue in the game cool can you
actually miss clues I wonder
Let's get some rest. Where did we rest anyways? In here? Yeah.
some of it burned too hot and way too vivid was it all just a dream a cheese
party after math or I woke up just when the smoke got real and sure enough that
was fire the real kind the kind that consumes everything
Hmm who could have put that fire huh?
Wait ammo in here?
You can't use the gun in the city?
going on that's what come on we got a scram hold down blocks going up who's
behind it mobsters coppers party thugs the whole damn circus damn they're after
the evidence on that uh what's his name the brown noser Sawyer yeah I stashed it
in your bar yes that's it what no wonder these morons are tearing up my
joint no time to argue we got to find it before they do get on my back and
let's go what you know what you're not pocket-sized pal so get on oh I swear if
this gets out okay all right get your stash from little and big
then keep looking don't first we're gonna find all the evidence
of
Oh
Make a little save
Damn the whole city's a- I- I- I like my title yesterday!
Oh jeez, my streets- the streets will never be the same, it's true.
This is basically Doom? Yeah! I mean there's even a whole ass Doom level.
And this.
And I mean, look at this super shotgun.
And I mean look at the super shotgun
Why guys
No tabby
I don't have air purifier, no.
I used that one when I was in like the previous place, but not anymore.
who shoot though?
damn right it burns die need some healers yes thank you
Now the running major is going to flee, isn't he?
Come on Troy!
We all know it's the mayor running.
That is behind all of this.
Who else would have all the funds and all the connections?
Come on Troy, piece it together!
He also knew where we lived?
We're too late. Ah figures so what now besides you're owing me for all the damages
Just give me a second to think Jack. We ain't got a second. You're right. Let's get the hell out of here
I'll cook up something on the move. That's what you're a baseball card lady
I guess I mean she did get a lot of funds from me playing it. I guess
Oh, is that run for your life?
Not before I don't even know why I'm pickpocketing, I don't really don't need this.
It's only the dark saves that are worth it now.
Nice, he could stay well not just mine. I need it. I forget it. We gotta push
Why is guy yeah, I've been this program on a
uh...
uh...
wise guy
Hoi-oi, uh, Mistletomix 38!
Ooh, is that a...
That means we must run into Tammy at some point.
I have five now, so I can max upgrade the brain splatterer.
Oh, shit!
Jack, run!
Run.
Uh...
Oh, shit!
AAH!
I
Made it John the next time listen pretty sure my eardrum shot
You gotta be kidding me
I hear a sniper, I think.
No?
Okay.
The house is already blown to hell.
Would you sh...
Make a save.
You never know what's going to happen.
Yeah, we looked a little bit at the...
Elder Ring movie facts in the beginning us from...
Oh, great.
again what can I say we got unfinished business we do let's go punk we do
I'm not even going to dignify you with a one liner.
What is it?
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Wanda, can I use my blueprints?
Get him.
Oh no, you're Wanda. Wanda is a journalist. I've got to mix up. We're good.
We made the breach time me out.
Tell me why I'm and live to tell the tale.
But life.
Life's a special kind of turd.
Breaks anyone.
It feels like my office, a pile of ash, evidence gone.
So I sat down and I had a drink.
And a few hundred more for the first time.
I didn't know what came next.
Good thing someone else did.
Hey Jack!
Oh Steve!
Since you're in deep and I'm the magician, let me be your Deus Ex machina for real.
Steve, that son of a bitch always had one more race up his sleeve.
Told me, from the freaking beyond, he'd made a habit of recording his shady contacts and he left the tape.
In a pitch with a view. Somewhere in that mansion of his was the best and frankly the only bet
I had.
Q-Card thinks the 81. Oh is that the one at the top right? Yeah it is, yeah.
Wait can I go to... oh man I wanted to up there with my blueprints but I guess I can't
now unless you go to one of these maybe a roadhouse I don't think Tammy is here
though or art is she wait what is bang oh okay this is where you get okay nice
Yeah, I could get this increased damage clip size and max ammo boosts enemies generation predict house be reduced recoil
Yeah, I want to see what the final upgrade looks like
He gets a hat cool
Lovely upgrades
I don't think so dark and no, no, I don't think so, no, no.
What is this?
That's a weird newspaper, it only says question mark.
Can I read it?
These are just clues.
Here.
Just this question mark.
What's up with that?
I'll just get out of here yeah oh it's a newspaper from the hell stage yeah I didn't
find that one that will make sense yeah
I
Steve screwed up bad people got hurt
Even screw ups deserve a mulligan
Perch with a view just like he said
put up Kaz Kai reach the church with a view all right
Oh
Nice cast guard, they're tuning in for the ending to this game he seems like
Oh my god, poor dog, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, game is a lot longer than Purgmotto.
But probably not the same replay value though.
Yeah, I'm finishing Atomic Heart DLC
after finishing this game.
Ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ba-da-ba-ba.
OK, we have five cheese.
Wow, what a mansion.
Yeah, I thought that might have been sick.
No.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Haven't I played bullets though? I'm pretty sure I have.
I got no plans of replaying it.
Yeah, Steve. True.
Oh, two years is a hell of a long stretch for war wounds to heal.
Most of them do, but this one.
What we could have had, me, Jack, Corny?
Tough call, sure, always is with POWs.
But we'd pull through, we always did.
They didn't call us the invincible trio for laughs, eh?
So much gold.
could have lived like rat kings carpets this thick a little sketch shows us
plenty of thick all for the price of a few shallow graves Lee Stilton keeps in
touch more than I can say about and then it's torn away the invincible trio
broken by a car
Replay Azura's Wrath? I don't think I ever did a DLC for Azura's Wrath. I've been thinking
about doing it. Does it run- it's PS3 emulator, yeah?
Oh, well, at least you didn't flash it around.
Nice to see a rare moment of restraint.
Where does this go?
Maybe it's just guiding me to it, I guess.
hmm you just finished this game as long as fuck it is yeah it is when you see
this game you don't expect it to be so long but yeah I know it is as opposite
side of main hall wonder if this is for like an Easter egg or something
Ah
Ah
Ah
If I didn't know there's the one 14 fridge decided to break down rip my foot also have you died yet?
Yeah, I've died like six times maybe or some
I'm playing on hard, okay?
To be fair, the only time I die is when I'm trying different guns instead of just sticking
to the tome gun.
That's true, he's right.
All you need in this game is this gun and the tome gun or whatever.
That's all you need.
other guns equals death especially the rocket launcher fully upgraded I just
killed myself with that one true he's right
If you press on the healing bottle when you're holding this, it just disappears.
Oh cool a close one should listen to corny he practically speaks money ever
since it was a pup always the app being don't stretch too thin yes that goes
for laundering too not how I pictured I'd run into Jack again but a never look
at gift beat cop in the badge they always did have a nose for stale cheese
Hearts a little too soft for the job, though.
He saw the books, saw it all, and still let me walk scoff-free.
No tricks, no sleight of hand on my hand, either.
But he's different now.
Stares at me in a way he never used to.
Something in that look. I swear I'd quit making dirty money.
Truth is, I've been planning on it anyway, ever since I met Betty, so...
Now that I think of it, she'd make one hell of a stage assistant, and I've just got the right dick of it.
So you piss away the funds I give you another shot, which makes me walk off the force, freeze.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Freeze.
Wait, it's three guns on the same hotkey?
That's really...
super scuffed if I want to use this this gun if I want to use this and I
have it the shotgun I have to press five five or I could use this but yeah
bit scuffed cool gun though I want to see this why a Samaria thank you y'all
good hope you're well
Oh blueprints. Oh man, I wish I would have. No. I mean we're gonna see some upgrades of
this. That was all the weapons in the game we have now.
Frozen
Oh
Tough about like 33 I
Hear a sniper I just don't see him
Okay, uh, I want to keep bringing this, uh, statue.
This must be for like an Easter egg or a secret room or something.
No, can't drop it.
I mean, I'll keep bringing it with me is it opposite of main hall so
Oh my hey the cops who kill in this game are corrupted
Oh, sick, Emmy. I was glad I could help.
Why can't I heal with these anymore? They just disappeared.
Oh wait, now I have to put this one down. Nooo.
Unless, okay.
Let me open this up.
This might take me back in again as long as I don't fail this lock, which I won't.
Yeah, now we're here in the main hall again.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Wait, there's the stone sphere.
Placed at orb in the stone hand.
Ah!
No!
No!
No!
Oh.
Ah!
No ammo!
Ah!
No ammo!
Ah!
I have no ammo!
There must, I think I can balance up there again.
Fuck you thought hour!
Elder Scroll 6 has taken too long.
Oh
Holy amount of enemies
We're good, all right.
Man, I wanted to get up there.
I have my statue, uh, English NBS it was.
Now I missed some puzzle, unless I can get up here again.
Ah, ah, ah, where did I put my statue though?
Here, yeah.
This is used for something.
The question is what?
This is the main hall, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I'm in the main hall now.
This takes me out there again.
heel. I see. JoJo and the 5,000 November. Not really, not right now at least. Okay, you
can hook there this just takes me back I don't see a place for this anywhere it
It even does like a...
It even does like a puzzle sound, when I pick it up.
Oh, okay.
Oh, wait!
Maybe this is main.
This is main... this is what I'm supposed to do.
It's not some secret hidden mega puzzle.
What?
I yank this. There must be more statues. There has to be more statues around.
Forget about it.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, I just fucked up. Wait, no, is this double? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
This is bald. This is bald.
Yes.
DD2 expansion announcement soon.
Wait, all dark is dungeon. I was thinking destiny two or something.
Oh dragons dogma too yeah I mean it totally could be that would get my
Jimmy's rustling yeah sin is to work thanks for the 10 brother thank you I'm
looking for these statues I mean I don't have or maybe I don't know if it's
optional or not I mean I'm supposed to go in there
rustling my Jimmy's
No, I'm just back out here.
Hmm.
Did I find another statue?
because you stole from me fresh rage
she stole
Okay, what do we have here?
Oh, we're back in the beginning, except on the other side of us now.
It's her hat?
Yeah, but I stole it first.
So it's mine.
Could have been worse.
Could have been off brand had a lesson.
genetically modified martial art reptiles any statue down here maybe we
fuel for the chainsaw a citizen thanks for the tender dude thank you
I'm not going fishing I'm detective
no money has like well yeah I can still use money buying ammo and stuff yeah
I fuck it I'm just gonna continue see if I find some
Zoom.
Oh, this is just DeNiro though, we don't need this.
And this I can't pick up.
I'm not sure what it is, but I'm sure it's the wrong person.
Huh.
A tape with incriminating evidence against Milford Sawyer.
Dropping out bombs should blow things wide open.
Just gotta find the right place.
kept getting stuck on this game? Wait what? Stuck? Okay I can leave now which means it
is a bonus to find those statues and I really want to. I want to see what you get from it.
And this level isn't that big so it can't be that hard to find one.
Oh wait are they hidden in the boxes wait really are you kidding me thanks okay and
And then it was up here.
I was in the other room.
Was that in here?
To the left?
Yeah, okay.
So then there's one more.
Now I gotta break all the bolts.
Armor's good.
With those crocs spawn, there was a white statue to pick up.
Wasn't that fuel I think that was fuel for the chainsaw
Pretty sure
That's true, I haven't been here
Nothing here
Chainsaw needs fuel. Yeah
Oh, now I'm in this one, okay.
Okay
Could it be in this segment oh
This is where I found one of them already
Open up after your place stone sphere in hands. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that's where you were supposed to go. Yeah
Wait, how was this getting stuck? Like, he got stuck in like geometry and stuff?
I saw him play a little bit yesterday, it looked fine.
What about over here?
Hmm.
This could be something.
Ah!
Okay.
Ah, nice.
The puzzle master.
Okay.
Nice. The puzzle master.
What?
Oh. I could have sworn I heard that in my right ear.
Or left ear.
Well well well, I see the room.
A little on the creepy side.
I mean, that's a lot of ammo refill.
Oh, collectible.
Little pepper over here was a bite-sized Venice.
Yeah, look at that.
Okay, we're good. Let's get out of here
Dude those collectibles are actually very hidden in this game
I've ever done a second playthrough of lords of fallen after all the changes. No, no, I haven't oh
Yeah, you can leave up there, right
I have never tried Duolingo Swedish, no.
I have not.
Yeah, I know they're working on an Elden Ring movie, yeah.
I mean they have like, Permadeath and Randomizer built in, I think.
Oh, this is the last map!
Is there anything else we can do?
There's two pointers.
How does they baseball in Swedish?
Baseball, I guess.
Baseball?
I don't know.
Is this the world's fair?
Yeah it is.
Wanda was waiting and she did not like waiting.
Oh, and here's an upgrade. Oh, this is the point of no return.
Or whatever, I guess.
Well, um, we can see one upgrade for the freezer.
Altfire shoots an icicle that explodes on impact dealing damage and applying frost.
Sure.
Okay, a new little barrel.
Sick.
I mean, I guess I need three for the next one.
Yep there
No, those flying to me I blew myself up
Who would I play in Eldering or Bloodborne movie?
In Eldering I'd probably be like the giant, you know, the giant, because I'm huge.
I would not be goblin goblin we
of
the
of
the
of
I'm cheese maxing
Oh, fuck.
Who shoot that?
In Bloodborne?
Ummmm.
Hmm.
Ooh.
hmm yeah who'd have been blood born probably human form Ludwig cuz he's a
the chat like me. Seeker found. Just pour me one more. Orphan of cost? That will be
kind of fun I just crash out on set dude
I mean I'll take that.
This game is very long out.
I'm on the final, the finale now though.
This is the finale.
Cool.
Tell me one.
So flat worse it landed right on top of him
We need to lift it so we can get the door. It's very good. You're okay
And you know save him and why can't you do it? Yeah, I ain't exactly built for climbing
Marcellus though. Oh, he was real jumpy
Climby to
Kind of like one of those animals
You know tail screechy voice
But out and proud you mean a monkey
Oh, what's your monkey that forget it? Where are the controls right above us? Go get it, buddy
I love that song that's all that song got to go on the intro
One of the older Mausburg issues, this one runs a bombastic headline with war in the
old world, printed in much smaller font beneath.
The entire issue is devoted to the conflict that's just broken out of the old world.
What are these silly rodents even thinking?
And more importantly, are we really about to ship our own troops over there to fight
in someone else's squabble?
Da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
I don't know what it is.
Huh?
Hey, idiot, easy with X annoying to two.
oh I wow man you sure are agile yeah I get around just like one of those yeah
yeah what was it monkeys yeah close enough too bad Marcellus is to
pancake but hey the deals a deal let me get that your open from here you got
engaged last night yo congrats on your engage man dude
Burn!
Hey, Sony, that's 63, Sony.
I don't hate game studios or marriages.
Mem, you learned about a Swedish dessert dessert recently. Have you ever eaten memma?
ma I have no idea what men my is now
oh it's that's finished okay that's why I don't know about it then
a dusty yellowed and quite soggy to be honest issue the mouseburg hair all this
one's a real gem the very first edition ever printed straight out of the
19th century just four pages long is mostly filled with the advertisements and
or obituaries still the editor-in-chief probably promises to build on his home on
this humble beginning and bring good engaging journalism to all citizens of
mouseburg and beyond
a da ba da hey you I know I know
Wanda what up
the sheer amount of bullets I had to unload just to get to you
Well, aren't you sweet, Jack?
So, you got the evidence?
Sure do. Steve added stash than his mansion.
It's a tape recording of some sort.
Tape recording, huh? But there's a confession on it.
Get it to my editor-in-chief.
He's hanging around the VIP Lodge second floor.
Hopefully he knows what to do with it.
No time to dawdle then.
No, it's not Wanda. It's gotta be the mayor guy. Wanda doesn't have the funds for all
of the things that have happened.
Hey, a throbbing uncle, thanks for the 7 and Maxi Boy, thanks for that, but you...
Well, these will definitely be great assets in the future.
Great asset, great, great asset.
What are they up to in there?
I wonder why I'm getting coins now, maybe they'll be like a store box or whatever.
So why slather the melted cheese on my belly like this?
than you like that this fuse just got blown gotta get back to wander
I'm not sure.
Wanda Wanda!
So, did you do it?
Nope, but... did you know your boss is doing cheese shots off the party members bellies?
What?
Yeah, he's real cozy with the BMP.
Belly button cozy. You know what that...
Oh great just great guess I'll have to quit the Herald now and there's no other
daily worth of damn while there is mainly mouse weekly but Penning Fluff of
peanuts again it's and that office reeks of Gorgonzola Wanda hey what the tape
what do we do with it I don't know Jack it all sounds so oh sound right okay
Sawyer's making the rally public through some kind of an experimental broadcast.
Vision and sound. All powered by this World Fair's inventions.
And yep, all runs on a tape player.
Perfect. We'll blast it over the loudspeakers.
Where's it all being broadcast from?
There's a sound booth right above the BMP rally grounds.
Used to be for Devil's Song Karaoke or something.
Now it's for Master Audio.
Even better, the Devil is in the details and it's details I'm about to deliver.
All right, oh I see it
Let's go
I'm full
Is this Doom?
Yep!
Find up!
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up?
He's glitched or something.
I'm dead.
Are you safe?
Okay, I guess they're just- they're actually dead, but it glitched out.
had to go to go and soil up there with breadsticks I'm not sure I know it's like
a classic but I don't think I have
back at a loop god band you fix your fridge they didn't have a place to put
my frozen stuff so I just took it all apart and scraped away the ice the fan
was hitting there you go nice good good work dude some fridge fixing
Hey, sometimes we just gotta help each other fix each other's fridges.
That's what Bro does, man.
Help uh, help uh bro with his fridge.
Oh god.
Bing, bing, bing.
Hoi, hoi.
We have real silenced guns in this game.
Oh, here we can play it. Alright.
Yeah, right?
Hey, why waste words, right?
Not like anyone's recorded.
Even those old world eggheads don't have that kind of tech.
By the way, what a surprise.
Hold on. Why still-
Sawyer!
So I greenlit that X-Men tourney to the Amparah house.
Nobody's stealing the men's seat from me.
Definitely not a room.
Oh
You that freaks
Great he's going up and you ain't going anywhere cuz guess what we got someone real special in here
Someone real close to your cold ticket sub armor. What?
Thank gumshoe. Who do you care about most?
You're the closest thing I got to a dad
There it blooms
Understand
Last warning pepper one must dip and
Off goes the head. I swear. I will rain fire in habanero
I
of
the
of
the
The final dawn life
I
Nothing
What up to me, I'm good
Time to move proper like and finish this
Yeah, there's a shop
I'm three blueprints. Well. Yeah, I could get
I guess the freezer or the gun. I guess I'll get the freezer
It was the last stretch and I was starting to get serious deja vu
Now, where did that bastard go?
So you mean the hot mouse matrix?
You mean a BVN?
Yeah, I'm finishing this game now. I'm at the end. BVN was one of the bad guys, but we didn't kill her. She escaped.
My-my uh...
Oh, we're here now!
This is the beginning of the game!
I think she's going to be the LC.
Yeah, this is the tutorial of the game.
come on yeah I'm finishing this game and then I'm finishing atomic hard DLC
and then I'm gonna play horror games
I mean garf, no.
Pregmara?
I finished Pregmara.
Wait, this means I can get the safe that I failed in the beginning of the game now.
Yeah, I probably took two streams, or one and a half streams.
I really should remember how to go in here, but I don't
Yeah, this is literally the beginning of the game
when you freeze them do they stay frozen forever oh they don't
I mean it's just uh let's see if I see that safe now that I failed because it
should be coming up the one in the absolute beginning of the game
Yeah, it should be.
Fail it again?
No!
This is to show my character progression.
In the beginning of the game, I didn't know what I was doing and what was happening.
I'm evolved smarter faster more handsome and this safe right here is to prove it to the haters
This is where we count story of a group of old world scientists whose ethics during the
quite big affair were to put it mildly less than stellar.
To avoid capital punishment they entered the science protection system where their
brilliant yet dead coal mines are now hard to work.
building the shining future of
mouseburg and the rest of our fine
country
no wait the safe where was that safe I
want revenge
No, I haven't missed it, I don't think. It was this one, I think.
And then Riot said, how do you not have a shotgun yet? Did you fail the first save? Obviously
I knew he was trolling, but I still had my doubts like, shit, did I miss the shotgun?
I know now, after all these hours that they contain blueprints, they used to upgrade weapons, so...
Yeah...
This is free, how do you even miss this?
Yeah, it might look free now because I know what I'm doing.
But in the beginning of the game, when they never explain that you're on a-
At least I don't think they explain that you're on a timer for that.
So if you take too long, the lock locks itself and you can't open it again.
But they never say that.
They only say, like, oh, you need to get to the end.
And you also you only have a certain amount of moves to do it. They don't say that either
Unless I'm misremembering but I'm pretty sure I'm not because I got super shocked that I was like wait, why did this fail?
But it's because I ran out of time and moves because you have to go the correct path
And yeah, it's easy to get that when you've already played 14 hours of this game
But in the first 20 minutes it's not so easy when they never tell you it oh
Tammy
Look good
Yeah, it does say in the UI like top left, but I'm not looking at that I'm trying to solve the thing
BRO-BRO-BRO!
Now this is what I call a target, Richard.
Oh, oh.
I knew I should have reloaded. I was looking at him. I'm like,
I should reload and then I'm like, no, I'm rehabbed.
I don't reload constantly anymore.
And look what happened when I didn't reload.
I'm always reloading from around now.
of
the
oh shit this is peeking
I
Saw
What okay
of
I
Yeah, it was from a super straight.
Someone close to my heart.
Ha ha ha.
I don't know what's that.
It's a blue.
Stop!
Go after them!
All right, all right.
Go over.
This.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Holy arsenal.
I need fight for that. Well, I guess we could upgrade the pistol.
Ah, cool.
Steward thinks of no I'm bad ninja, I think setup.
Oh shit here we go I smell gimmicks with these hooks
Me?
BMP will find someone else.
Maybe not as camera friendly, sure.
But just as easy to steer.
Because let's face it, Sawyer.
You couldn't scheme your way out of a running wheel.
You're just not that smart.
You!
You, you, you?
Why won't you just die already?
Two damn stubborn, and you.
You're out of time.
I'm going to try and take that one.
Okay.
More.
No.
Okay.
More.
No.
Okay.
More.
I
More we're good
Oh shit
someone else
You're just a scared little crook.
Stop him! Before he wrecks everything!
Oh, sounds like your rig's taking a beating.
Get the French out of here!
Hopefully, you get a lot of these rockets!
of
trying to kill the
Okay
What up sir
Yes, I'll duck
What?
Ow.
Oh, deep dump.
I didn't hear that.
D.U.
I mean.
That's not what I meant.
I mean.
That's not what I meant.
I mean.
I mean.
I mean.
I mean.
I mean.
I'm
I'm
What you look at that
Skill
Enough of all this shit, damn mouse! Your little stunt-changer's NOTHING you hear?
NOTHING will break B and B!
Time to end this nightmare rally!
Come on, man!
What?
I must squash you like a barbeque.
Your goof go down that I'm coming for you.
I was supposed to save this for a special occasion.
Oh well. Excelsior!
Alright, got to do something.
They should be flies.
Huh, what the fuck is that?
I was wondering if there's like a gimmick with it, but it seems like it's just bad.
Yeah, it's shockingly bad, true.
I have even phenomenal now, but I don't know just seems so bad
What
of
all of the
of
three
three
three
three
three
three
Jeez, please?
Oh, the headshot damage to this is...
It's quite good.
I
Let me change sign
It'll be okay, my body will be okay, right, right?
No, you later pal!
I know it's crap.
Burn that one.
Don't use that one.
John, you still in one piece?
More or less.
Those acid-swimming sharks wouldn't at all excess you.
Man, hell of a tale to tell over some melted cheese, huh?
Well, don't jinx it. We're still on a ticking blimp.
Saw some evac planes in the back when they dragged me in.
But, hey, did we win? Is this thing finally over?
No, it's not.
We're still on a ticking blimp.
Did we win is this thing finally over well the fine over what was there nothing?
Let's get out of here. I bet Tammy's already
I ain't do anything a wild ride
John is safe
Tammy made it through the crooks are down
The little guys are up for the shot at a better tomorrow a couple of days of peace if we're lucky
Still
Something tells me there are cheese twins out there yet to be young rattled
But today I'm done
Well my kid the journey goes on straight through the night
hoping dawn remembers to show
I
Hanging up the hat again
All right
There it is. Six out of ten.
Yeah, it was pretty much exactly two hours left to have you.
Braves, 637, sniffy ball, 631.
the banger game. I do think the gameplay gets a little bit repetitive with with a
length, but the dialogue is kind of what carries it at that point.
Oh yeah, I'm a piece of sick.
True cab is true. Yeah, the voice acting in the dialogue is kind of what carries it for me
towards the end- late later part.
Cause the game's very long and the gameplay gets a bit repetitive.
I saw them play this, yeah.
I missed the first part of Atomic Heart DLC, what's the vibe, troopy?
It's not so troopy, you're just going to kill the bad guy, so.
But it's- it's kinda funny though.
I have a bit over an hour left of atomic hearts DLC depending on how fast I solve the puzzles apparently so
Yeah, we're gonna finish that one now
So then we have seen how mouse game ends and then we're gonna see how atomic hard ends because it's the ending of atomic hard
And then yeah, we got some horror games
smiley keezer six year anniversary thank you good mouse performed by caravan palace
uh i just remember the uh a h dlc where you were in like rainbow drugline oh that was a
counter strike surf dlc yeah that was super dank no the the final dlc for a thunder card is there
to wrap up the entire game is to wrap up the story so it's not nearly as dank but
it's kind of bang in soundtrack though and I haven't heard the final boss soundtrack
yet your parents are freaking out to this whistling song that's funny yo I see you
with that to go do you know any okay it's about the secret I'll check it
what max atomic so good I mean the final doz has been all right it's quite
funny but I always like I think the game playing atomic art is the biggest
lacking part of the game
yeah no this one is very straightforward dirty
oh I'm not speedrunning classic r3-7
But I am really excited to see how it's going to wrap up and to hear the final boss song.
Because they are making atomic hearts too.
So we'll see if it ends in a cliffhanger or whatever.
the cube yeah. Female Pegasus thanks 32, thanks so much. Oh wait is the long dark story mode
done? Score for this game? Solid uh 6 out of 10 you know. Two mini cheese jokes, two
too many killing enemies, yeah.
When we saw the main hero from Atomica,
I wanted to tell him I got to use some of it.
Yeah, probably, yeah.
No, the game was super solid.
I mean, I just said my gripes with this game.
I think it goes on a bit too long
and it makes the gameplay repetitive
but then the dialogue and voice acting
kinda carries it, so, yeah.
Yeah, it drags a little bit. It doesn't have super much enemy variety, but yeah. I mean
the voice acting and dialogue keeps it going for me at that point.
Very sick. Yeah, it was a really cool game, man. Really cool game.
I don't think I've seen a cuddle no I don't think so
I don't believe yeah I just finished the game yeah that's a great game the mouse
game is really good. Like my complaints with it aren't big complaints or anything.
Do do do do. 96% love to see it.
Da da da mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo.
Took me uh give back Mika hat. Dude she has that hat. I used the scuffed hat now and Indiana
Jones hat and I was like but I only have two hours left and she's like yeah use
the other hat so yeah I had to use the fucking scuffed hat so sad anyways what
was that don't play this yeah this is a new horror game that came out we could
maybe play this after atomic hard DLC or play ground zero but maybe I'll play
grounds here on Wednesday though I'm not sure and then play some slopa slopa
yeah this one is good reviews read negative reviews do not play with
headphones I made an appointment with an ear doctor after this game not lying
the jumpscares in this game are so insecure that they're paired with the
loudest thing you'll ever hear in your life be aware of this game oh fuck I
I hate when games do that. I hate when horror games do that.
Lyric played it yesterday and was asked to watch.
I might skip this one then. I hate that.
Ever since the non-massacre incident, I, uh, no.
I fucking hate when they rely on the loudest jump scares ever made.
Abject the bus.
Hmm.
About a do do do do do do do do.
It's not non massacre level of loud, but it is loud.
Okay.
Sitting at 90% with 10 reviews.
Pretty cool.
I mean, I am excited to start Ground Zero.
I am. This game is probably like two, three streams long, so...
Yeah.
Mmm, of course not, it is right, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, has that Cthulhu game been patched?
Cthulhu?
The Cosmic Abyss?
Mixed.
Ah, cock, cock, cock, cock.
60%
I mean, it looks pretty good, but...
Yeah, Ground Zero's there's an evil eye, yeah, it is.
Galaxy taxi is mouse games next game, mouse studio is next game.
Galaxy taxi, this one.
Whoa.
It's so pretty dude.
Yeah, it's very pretty.
The occultist?
Oh yeah, that came out a little while ago.
Not super long ago.
Yeah, 8th of April.
I've seen things.
Sitting at mostly positive
Hey you and
Zany thanks for the 20 there's a DLC for miles game coming out Q4 2026. Yeah, I think it's gonna be Vivian. Yeah
Anyways from finishing one game to finishing a another game
hmm
I have about a bit over an hour left of this DLC, so I really really really want to see how it ends.
How I did, D'Arthur? Solid.
Is it true you're thinking about speedrun and garf?
Thinking about it is like, that's an overstatement or whatever.
It struck my mind to actually check out the speedrun route for Garfield Kart.
But I'm not thinking about it.
But it has crossed my mind. It has.
I just searched for Atomic Hard DLC. Nice.
Oh, I can remove this coat now. Oh, thank God. Have I seen horror from the darkness?
Oh, that's an old, that's a pretty, that came out a few years ago. That game is really good.
That's a really good horror game.
That's a game that does like the Sloppa horror correctly.
It doesn't rely on loud ass fucking jump scares or all of that jazz.
It has insane like sound and just immersion.
I really like that game.
Watch the speedrun with the gaff like me or I will unfollow Gaffield, Jam Gaffield,
Jam Gaffield, Jam Gaffield, Jam Gaffield, Jam Gaffield, Jam Gaffield, Jam Gaffield.
Or if you unfollow you're gonna miss out on me speedrunning in here.
If you don't have the world record for Hitman, Garfield Cart, and DS2 by the end of the year, you admit you are bald and washed.
What?
What is he talking about? Oh my god, dude, I would actually go bald from that.
I'm pretty sure my hairline, like, actually receded after I played Darkest Dungeon 1, Darkest Dungeon 2, and XCOM 2 right after each other.
Like, it actually looks like it receded.
those are some baldness inducing games they really are but they're so good
though I thought they were amazing was so sick
Hey you
Yeah, Muetford it makes 13
Do do do do
Hey you do do do do do do
Oh, I bother things 90
It didn't receive we speed on hit man. Oh, I'm pretty sure that's where it started
You know one hundred percent tail loss attempts. Yeah pretty much
I just got a buff from really quick hold on
All right, why people happy
Hey you
Yo, early thanks for the follow up.
Oh man, that was really cool in here.
Alright.
Let's see.
Yeah, we're helping out this little city.
Hey, you.
All I've heard about this game is six robots.
Where are they?
Yep, that's pretty much correct, yeah.
Hello, thanks for the 1-11.
I'm sure you can.
Hey Nastya.
Hey Salad.
It's not really a jacket but it's cool.
Thanks for the 21.
You do know that if you wear the right clothes to not freeze in the winter, then you have to do the same for summer heat, right?
Careful, I think our ex-theologist has gone off the deep end.
Oh
Okay, yo, cool, yeah, we're going after this guy,
the final big bad guy in order to do that we have to help these like three
residents and they're very dank and stuff
shit I need the oats thing
okay I'm playing atomic hard I'm playing atomic hard there's no grappling hook in
this. I'm playing atomic art, I need the oats. I have forgotten how to move in this
damn game. Where's the oats thing? There must be an oats thing around here.
Do they have ultra small lore info so far? Well, we're killing the bad guy.
um yeah the big bad guy before he takes over the world and I'm stuck because I
need the oats thing and this is not the oats thing there must be an oats things
I can start this
Did I miss it in the other room, maybe?
I-I-listen, I-listen, I just came from Mouse Game where you have grappling hook and stuff.
Maybe I need to go back to do it, if I can.
Or am I Dentsmolstering?
Okay, I can't go back. I'm Dentsmolstering.
Whoa.
Oh, right. Yeah, there we go. Okay, my head is in the game. There's oh, give me this. Give me this.
And then we queue.
Got a soundtrack in this game the best part about this game is the soundtrack and the
robots if you're into that I guess
That's mean why why is that mean there he is hi hi space guy hey there
We have to cheer these guys up, um, and this is the last one.
I'm just background noise.
Well, maybe the Pygons won't understand me,
since the Moons find my problem stupid.
I got here as part of the quota of volunteer.
I was disabled, chairbound.
Everyone had already given up on me,
but I got an invitation for an experimental treatment
at Crystal.
Now I'm this.
Except I'm so ashamed.
There are many people missing arms or legs or blind and sick.
They're worthy.
They should be helped.
I know one.
I don't deserve this body.
I'll live healthy and problem-free for a century
or more.
Others won't.
Some scientists call what I'm feeling the survivor's
guilt, but I don't deserve to be a high-up being.
Stop whining, man. You've been given a second chance and those are rare. Don't insult the less fortunate. I can let Nora speak again
Nora, what should I be doing here?
You didn't steal anyone's chance. You used yours as Socrates said
It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable
Socrates, huh?
I read that when I still could have moved my hand to turn the page
maybe
Maybe thinking about how selfish I am actually makes me more selfish
The real shame
Be wasting my second life
Eating myself up. True
Thank you
There we go
Thank you for participating in the program
Okay, not a great outcome, but it was fast
Hey, it was great some boys. I jangers. Thanks for 13. Thank you
But I'm a down
I guess some stuff in my
Well, that's it, head shrinker.
We consoled those nutcases as best we could, so open the gate.
Thank you so fucking much!
I'm fucking sick of dealing with these transparent bitches.
Everyone's become as fucking fragile as crystal.
Get it, crystal?
I still got it, motherfucker!
Great job.
Open the door.
Just a sec just keep in mind because of the chaos here
There's already a welcoming committee in there. That's ready to skin you alive as soon as you go in
I'm closing the gate. I'm not getting he's reading himself rodeo
Thank you and see you later comrade peace love
Harmony, bitch. You're a true
F**k
Oh complete the mission peacefully. Yeah, you can kill them all I guess to or aggravate them
Cut that!
Dojo!
I can't imagine what it's like to live knowing I'll... die.
Hey, you got it backwards.
Normal croak is motivational.
Human life is valuable.
Because we've got limited time.
Hey, Sergei, your wife.
She's effectively immortal.
Have you ever considered that one day you'll die and...
she'll be alone forever?
Well... damn it, I...
Look, let's jerk off at philosophy a bit later, okay?
Right
I need to bring some healing
I have a lot of shotgun ammo
use polymer to enhance the effects of freezing fire and electricity apply
polymer to serve as a port of reference your enemies yeah I will never add a
I'm a little jorkin, fuck that.
Okay, nasty, I get your ass over here.
Okay, Major. I'm ready. But opening the park is big way. There's a crowd on its way here.
Don't worry now, Steph. He will be exempt from them and protected from these countless attacks.
Sorya.
I'm so slow again.
Fuckin' hell.
Give me this please.
What is this slow? What?
I can't barely move. That's in game music, yeah. This game is a crazy soundtrack.
It's very good.
I don't know what was slowing me there.
I'm not gonna give you a laughter.
What?
Okay, major.
I'm ready, but opening the park is my way.
There's a crowd on its way here.
Don't worry, Nastya. He will be a gentleman and protect you from these scoundrels attacks.
Sort of.
Try that again, you dick!
Why did this on glitch out?
Music us!
I can't believe it!
Music!
Well... Unlucky.
Yeah. Yeah. What?
mean yeah I am mega stunned mega slow
it's a you doing it or is it you
Wait, it's a bug, you have to reload the save file otherwise it won't play any music in the future?
Oh shit, okay, uh, have I gotten a save though?
No I haven't.
I'll wait, game save, okay.
Bang a tumor.
No more puzzles to work.
No more puzzles to work.
Huh?
Is there supposed to be music here?
I don't know.
I'm guessing there's supposed to be music here?
I think I'll restart the game I guess.
The music is like my favorite part of this game.
I don't want some like glitch where it doesn't play.
Hydration check true. Thank you. I
Toilet's 44 digress. Thanks 13
What just scroll my shadow
what if it's a whole like save fall breaking thing no probably not
without delgi. Well, hopefully it works this time.
There isn't supposed to be any music here I guess not
I mean, it's a bit stale, man.
works anyways I guess yeah I mean yeah I mean it really feels like they're
supposed to be music here is there an earlier save file that after we do I mean
have 827 here in the park. I reloaded a safewell after it already happened. I mean I guess I'll
try this. You played yesterday supposed to be music. I mean I just saved here so we
We should be fine.
There's a red before the battle.
Okay, major, I'm ready.
They're the crowd on his way here.
Don't worry, Nastyak.
He will be a gentleman and protect you from these powerful attacks.
Sorry, I'm...
Oh this is the thing that's stopping me.
Oh
The son
Yeah, the gunplay in this is... it's pretty meh, it is.
Like, my favorite part of this game is the soundtrack.
Like when you're shooting, it's like you're not... it doesn't really feel like you're
shooting or hitting anything
I should have a shield I'm stuck I'm stuck me there
Oh
Give me energy energy energy energy
All right.
Okay, we need the triangle, probably up here I guess.
Okay, we need the triangle, probably up here I guess.
The story about the DLC, I'd go after the bad guy.
Who's been escaping since the base game?
I know all I've followed
Oh it's like a Terminator.
And I got the key.
I can open the door. Just tell me whenever you're ready.
Honestly, I didn't expect an ichthyologist to be so useful.
I'm not a polymeric technician as well. But thank you for the...
T1000.
Nastya, you're also a terrifying lady.
Okay. Open it up.
Uh, no, I don't think so. Nostalgia Gaming, do you mean in the bass game?
What kind of crazy musician are you?
We have been noticed. It found the voice of millions of our minds worthy and took it.
We will point the lanternlight skyward and it will appear from the abyss.
What is it? You said it. What is it? It is locked in fractal geometry man
And soon it'll get dark and the eyes will start to glow from within.
But we won't see that. Jazz.
Do your legs shake from anxiety? Or maybe you bite your nails?
Are you superstitious? Do you always step over cracks?
I miss intrusive thoughts and anxiety, man.
Now I understand what too much of a good thing means.
No, you don't.
It just seems that I'm currently imprisoned in a dead body, which is limiting, man.
What are you talking about?
New Cthulhuge?
Yesterday.
It's not sitting on too good reviews.
Apparently it's pretty buggy.
tasted cold and sweet like ice made of blood. That's jazz. Do you know that we
new ones can't improvise? This driving me out of my mind. Actually, it already has.
You guys do a good job improvising when you're fighting. That is different. That
is not jazz it's just following the sheet music didn't they transfer my soul
much I win rose oh this one's completely spoiled he was crazy in life too and
his madness was his personality kind of like you nature
You know, it's still not too late to surrender, Charles.
Men surrender to the enemy after this.
Charles is the big bad guy.
There's no way.
He can take over these bodies.
No battle.
I'm trying to reason with you before I have to kill you.
Well, not for all of you.
For example, I intend to include the sweet Nora as the most important role in my plan.
As for humans, let me remind you that I controlled you with my fist after everything I thought my way through do you think anything can stop me oh
Nature in the past few days you've developed a surprising number of vulnerabilities
Can you go away already I don't care
You're not very good at lies and deception major bluffing and conniving are not your style
We both know you care a great deal
But I'll do as you wish we will meet again one more time
Until then I shoot him. This is not actually him. He can take over these bodies
So it's not actually him. He just takes
Yeah
I think we need it.
We should talk to the sculptor.
Just join him.
Hey there.
What's with the avant-gardeism?
Hey, you young bygone.
Has she given you her sweetest kiss yet?
Push your way into the sacred abode of death, my friend.
Oh, wow. I like this guy already.
Yeah, I'll do that, but I need part of your creation first.
Indeed, I call this piece the end of evolution.
And yes, there's no way through.
The idea is to see how the bygone development has stopped, get horrified, and retreat to
the margins of history.
The key keeps the statue in shape like polymetric copies of technical employees, simple and
Elegant
Borla's thanks for the three years man and bloody things 34
Hi Nora Nora go ahead and give your art critique
Your art is shit
You like the soul of a human and the rigor of a machine
Or just a golem your craft is a mockery
Give us the key
You know
Your tone is utterly insulting, but that's where the beauty of the moment lies
Now that's an idea a bygone breaking through the evolutionary dead end and
The creator seeing his creation perish can also be called a form of pleasure
you fine take the key rule by writing biology and feral emotions after all
limbs I have the time to create a new masterpiece
Thanks, bruv.
That was easy.
The fuck?
Oh!
Okay, I'll take care of the door.
Hang on.
Understood, Nastya.
Jay inside of him cried.
Okay, I could look into it.
I could open it now.
I guess we'll wait for her.
Beat him up.
The last beat him up I played was that with the McGordon song.
That game was really good.
Give me Gordon.
I did- yeah, Absalom. That game was sick. That game was really cool.
Um... I did do Lysopedial-CM.
Right...
And gaming!
I could probably upgrade a bunch, I guess.
Reinforced
Central ECM is about to reach full power. Yes. Yes. I can feel it too. It's the same
Modules in my original form, but it's algorithms are unreliable. Yeah, the spear is incredible. It's just one shot everything
Yeah, Soros is soon
This is the control center? It's kind of bland compared to everything else.
It's a room for people. Everything standard here. Can you find a place to get food?
Yeah, one sec.
Very woobloob.
If you stand too close to a wall and try to throw this spear, you get Dark Souls 2.
What does it mean? It means if I throw the spear I'm hitting...
If I throw the spear here, I hit the wall behind me.
Dark Souls 2 has the same shit.
I'm gonna see if I can do an update for this.
Yeah, I can.
Why not?
Increased range.
Letting head.
P3 can up and knock down.
Oh, nice.
Increased damage.
Okay.
That's really good.
Okay, that's really good.
Increase energy consumption, special attacks.
Increase charge damage.
No recipe for that one.
The Kalash, I think we have most stuff here.
There's not so many upgrades to do really.
Maybe something for the shogun.
Cool.
The grip.
energy bonus. Give me that ship. Automatic fire mode? Cool. Extended mag, why not, and
I'm out. All right, cool. We're good, though.
Yeah, we saw this one before.
Let's see.
Oh, we're going to need to find a pattern here.
Okay.
Okay.
I gotta wait for cooldown every time so it's gonna do that cuz I'm not gonna remember it
Well, that's not cheating.
That's clever use of gaybun.
See?
See?
Oh, we need a triangle.
You got a triangle here?
Oh yeah, I can do the L, right.
It's only lore terminals.
Oh, here.
No, wait, that's also lore.
It was literally right next to the thing.
Classic.
Oh, it calls me. I'm sorry to hear that, by the way.
This is really hard to pull through, man.
She ain't Newton, alright?
I removed the block. We can now contact everyone.
Copy, loud and clear. Great sound quality too.
I'm like a radio presenter. The sound here is the best in the Union.
They've installed the coolest sound equipment at Crystal.
Hey, machines, hope it helps. I'm calling Lebedev.
Professor, come in.
What's copy?
The signal is in clear.
This is it now.
Almost done.
We got connection. We got split up. Looking for Hunter and Colya.
I see him.
Can see him.
There he is.
Two down.
Six.
Come on.
Nastia, come in. Can you hear me?
You have a connection?
I do.
Great.
Now try to find our little duo.
Found him.
So nice to see you guys.
It's Nastya.
Look up here.
You hear that, Hunter?
Seems they've got a connection.
Hey, Nastya.
How's it going?
Everything OK?
More than good.
I'm a polymeric technology expert now.
If only you could see me.
That's exactly what I'd like to see right now.
But for now, the company's just me, dirt, and darkness.
And he thinks of nothing else but you.
What?
Hey.
Come on.
Just stop it.
No way, host.
It looks very much like Post Malone there.
I didn't mean you.
Cole, you listen.
Please, can you just boost the signal on my frequencies
so Lebedev can connect?
Connect.
Yeah.
Yeah, there we go.
Hunter, come here.
I'm going to need your help.
I'm three.
Press this button here.
To do what?
Now, to close the circuit.
Get ready. Let's go on three one two three
That should have worked nasty
Incredible you're amazing the signals perfect major the signals great well done
But now you have a new mission take over crystals computing center as quickly as possible
There's no time to waste. This is the end of the final DLC and the gamer. Yes major
There's a little problem
the door here it's locked and it's not budging this one wow how how did you do
that happy to help thank you now ship call you come on yeah listen I see I
wanted to tell you something yeah thank you
I was a bit out of sync.
Insane death flag.
Get on the lake 64, thank you. Yeah, it was an insane death flag there.
I'm rather impressed by your lovely and a-stacious talents.
You have way too much time on your hands, you polymeric prick.
Only those who have something to get done tend to rush.
I don't need to. I've already won.
All that's left is finishing our little spat.
Anyway, I've heard you were curious about my plans.
I wanted to share them with you and my dear Nora, from the horse's mouth, so to speak.
No, I'm not. I'd rather you tell me how to kill you faster.
Are you trying to lie again? You're incapable of deception, you know.
You want to hack such a moment to control the array? Just saw there's two of it.
Well, spit it out. Details and vulnerabilities prefer plenty.
hmm well spit it out details and vulnerabilities preferably no vulnerabilities
which you'll soon learn but the details that's easy perhaps when you hear my
arguments you'll have second thoughts I don't want to ruin such potential you'll
seen the polymorphs? They're miraculous. More resilient than cockroaches or even
tardigrades. Capable of surviving the catastrophe of my attention.
I think this guy's going to go on for a bit.
Have you heard of the Toba volcano eruption? According to some scientific
doubt, it almost wiped out humanity about 80,000 years ago,
leaving only a handful of survivors.
I don't need a history lesson from an old lunatic. Get to the point.
It's because you do not learn from the past that you have lost your future. But very well.
Why cast first?
I just finished Mouse, and now I'm finishing a comic card.
I don't need a comic card.
The final DLC.
Because I don't need Homo Saint-Mex like Zhechenov. I need Homo Futuro.
The humans of the future.
Except, I'm not going to sit around and wait for evolution and progress to deliver us onto that glorious species.
No. I'll do it myself.
You want to kill off ordinary humans and replace them with polymorphs.
You don't listen to me or don't hear me, Major. I don't want to kill.
But Tom McCart wasn't my idea, and I didn't cause the system breach.
Out of polymeric clay, I want to sculpt a new species. Progressive, adaptable, and ready for anything.
One that eclipses Sechenoff's timid attempts to change the world.
He just wanted to improve the system of society a bit.
Mere crumbs. I yearn to upgrade all of humanity.
Nonsense. You know what annoys me about you, Charles?
You're another pathetic master of man's destiny. You're just another old man who thought he could decide the future that your repulsive banal and primitive
That you're another pathetic master of man's destiny
There are three masters like you every year for all of history
Let me tell you something all father all these creators are portrayed in history books as nothing more than failures
Major, if I hear you, I like you, you know, and I think there's a place for you in the new world.
But since you claim so vehemently to primitive existence, I cannot say...
Oh yeah, we're still in the elevator after this.
I'll come to our next and final meeting, my old friend. Nora, it's been an honor.
Let me ask you something.
Come in. Good news. Blastelis, on her way to you, Major.
Yes, but you're deep underground. It's difficult, but I found the Benchast. I'll be there soon.
Whoa. No!
I need some healings here. I have way too much shock on that, but just get rid of it.
BING BONG
Yeah
I
Fuck
of
the
I
Hey
Oh
Ah!
Can I get some energy back?
Fuck!
I
It is time to say goodbye to me.
Oh, yes!
Oh, I dreamt of this.
I take it you're happy like me.
Oh, endlessly!
It's even better than you promised, master.
What?
What?
Oh, you bitch!
Oh, poor sweetie.
It's business! I was simply offered a better deal!
You see, Major, sometimes hearing your opponent out is far more valuable than coming to Lillis.
How do you think the shit? I knew you were a rat!
I
Alright
So nor I just now okay well rip I guess
Oh, you rat.
Where am I anyway?
Something here.
Nice!
He's not going to see Crispy Critters because that was like an error, like in his hand
or whatever it was on the arm of Earth.
There's no crispiness.
I
of
the
How could you do this to Cal? We trusted her. I didn't. Never did come in. We're at the point of no return.
What do we do?
He's just straight up so weird. Have you found out where that truck is? Yes. Affirmative. He's just a few rooms away.
He's in the conservation zone. But I need the major's help preparing a bomb so we can overload the system.
Bombs aren't exactly my strong suit.
It's not hard. Come here. I'll explain everything. Over and out.
God, this weapon is so OP.
Hitting your shots is also OP.
All the graphics are 94.
Can I make this?
Finally never crushing the beer can ever again
No, the sound design on the effects are a bit lacking in this if that's part of the reason the shooting feels a bit mad
I mean, I've lowered them because I like increasing the soundtrack of it
But even if you increase it, it's kind of
Alright, we're good
I just zipped what my dream of the day when no one needs me at all
Okay, I guess I'll go back.
What was going on here?
What's with all this stuff?
The PewDiePie escape, well that takes me back.
That's why they needed a local system to assemble modular buildings on site to reduce the risk of information leaks.
Titanic, isn't it?
Yeah. Especially if it falls titanically down.
Ah! Ah, what the fuck!
Oh
Losers stop
Please
What?
This is fucking great.
Alright, I guess I'll just...
I don't know.
What the fuck is going on?
Flatlined.
No, I cannot make Koons of the Dead.
I can't make Koons of the Dead.
I can't make Koons of the Dead.
No, I cannot make runes and deserts to death a guy, Simon.
Ah, shield.
Ah!
I
You're okay now what I guess I'll
I
Are you gonna open up now I'm sure everything will be fine got you gee thanks. Oh, I think you got to kill them otherwise
They stop you don't get it it's not your wife you got it
I
Can I hook is there an upper floor
Oh yeah, this is a bit time-fault too, it's true.
Is this Dentemoster?
I'll meet him up fast.
Just blind monster I guess.
Why did you fall?
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
I got the lesson.
never live out man or streamer.
Lombada.
the
it's
the
about norah
how did I know how to insert her into that by a lease in
talk about this you already know a lot of doors features
you just don't remember
experience and that way don't go ahead and yeah
yeah really makes it seem to me that you can see that I am
saw what wasn't there wasn't a dream or hypnosis it was a whole concept of limbo
is just
I accessed your subconscious and conducted several simulation we start in the request
show again
I have no more
okay we have one there we got to move it down okay we're killing first
of
the poor off squared up with it on my first day if I feel off pop their arms like a mouse in front of that boy
he barely survived a real poor off harsh
yo judge speaks for the 25 years
me? Katya, not a Chelomรฉ but later when we properly debriefed each other again at Triton
what about you Koya?
Okay, uh, so we gotta connect all of these?
What about up there?
Um, okay, can I activate this?
Is there a quicker way up?
Okay, we can do this.
That's fully connected, very nice.
There must be one for this, too, that was already connected.
Yeah, this one needs to have a battery somewhere.
I'll run up and check.
Hmm.
Oh, it's up here.
All right. Wait, what the hell's up with that? What is that?
And how do I move it?
Oi, can you...
Yeah, I'm not sure foam is the w- well, yeah, maybe it is.
But you're supposed to foam like this.
Okay, I still- oh, it's a-
Yeah, that actually works, yeah, okay.
Okay, um, cool, uh, and you've got a foam here, alright, so foam there, okay, okay.
Nice foam.
I hope it never does. I don't know what happened
But I'm sure you will persevere and do what you need to do
All of you nice, yeah, cool. Yeah, Hunter Lebedev
I don't believe in feet, but I do believe in them. We couldn't ask for a better team
Hang in there whatever happens
Holy flags of hell
It's chilly here.
What is this place?
Don't worry, they're still in Yakuza. There can't be possible church line here.
Where the fuck did this go?
This is the most difficult prison break I've ever heard of.
We're gonna put the boss.
Wait, this is slaughtered Super Vail?
Is it?
I guess this thing is spacious.
It is, but don't celebrate your food.
We might have done the same, someone quite been doing the plan.
Oh, it is Alex.
Well, his name is like Alex Terrible, right?
Or something like that.
Yeah.
Damn, I can feel the ending.
Damn, I can feel the ending.
I don't think a Tomahawk 2 has a release date.
I don't think it will be 2032 though.
It'll be before that, I'm sure.
I hope they make the shooting feel better in that.
Hey guys, what's going on here?
Hey Major, the system sent me and Nikolai to the Valley of the Dead.
We're not humans of the future.
Screw these humans of the future. Right now is in flames.
Major, I really need your help with the bomb. I'm helpless without you.
Shit, this whole thing's helpless. What do you need?
Listen, I found the perfect solution.
We use a spare reactor core. It has a mixture of deuterium and tritium.
Claudia, don't confegiate things. There's no time. Just tell them what to do. Get with it.
Simpler terms. Right. Sorry.
Okay, you just have to go to the service station.
But be extremely careful you think I'm stupid
Stop explain again
Sure thing
Great
Would I like to try marathon a bungee? No, not really my thing. I mean maybe I'd like it
Maybe I probably wouldn't be a huge fan. I have no interests really
But I've heard people say it's actually pretty cool
It seems like it's found like a player
The player base.
Okay, I get the sectional part, but why he need Katya for the needle protocol?
Charles will use it to hack section off and get access to all systems.
And we delivered it to him on a silver platter.
But won't he just destroy it?
No.
The protocol all the reacts to blaster's metrics.
Charles will destroy Akaturena while she has the needle.
That's not really safe.
Double or none.
Ah, I did nothing.
Oh, I have so much ammo for this, a thousand.
major find the core delivery panel I just put the data in the system once you obtain the core
I will give you further instructions as we go
so I think I'll ever play wings of v oh I know what that game that is I haven't thought about it
though but yeah that game actually seems pretty good because I've seen it a bunch
to the storage area but we're gonna turn it into a powerful EMP bomb we just
have to disarm it first so we're making a battery into an explosive well poison
in small doses is medicine in this case is the opposite yeah man versus game
playing man we need to partially disable the system leaving only the pinch
generator send it to the service station and do not let anyone near it
I can handle the rest remotely
Ah
Oh, yeah, the man versus game emotes is still there is it called envy game or whatever you sure it won't
I'm thinking a members game takes me back
Fuck is this lightning court
I
Would you go in there shit
right
keep going
stop
suck it
last one gold
god dude
It's really air duct.
You know I have played Prey 2017, but I flushed it.
It's a long time ago.
Charles was listening in on us from the start just like I said you owe me a beer
Nikolai a lot of beer yeah you were right but I'm not backing down as long
as I have somewhere to drink and some company that's what we're working out
for you can count on that
It's so funny that it's two monok manikin dolls like the most basic enemy in the game
You can breathe on and they die and the music just goes fucking apes shit
You have the ball in place I'll launch the station
Tongsten conductors. Ah, yes. That's not very interesting though. It is to me. Tell me about it later.
Sure, not yet. Of course.
I hope this helps. Oh it will.
I don't like this.
What?
I thought I would have some speed.
Come here.
Okay.
Can I hook up?
Yeah, I cannot go up right
Oh, no, no, okay
minimal chance of survival.
What?
Oh, Q.
Okay.
Checkmark.
What?
of
of
how did you do these now again, ahhh
I mean, for the big brain gamer, it's easy.
No way, okay
This looks gimmicky
I'm building a house
One more recording for later, sir gay.
It will be in playing if you start feeling lonely.
Remember when you asked me when my first bang was?
What the fuck?
She called me.
That's the day I came back.
The day I came back.
Oh, this is a gimmick!
Ahh!
I'm wishing you my love.
Now and forever.
Although it sort of happened once before,
please accept to keep us apart.
What?
What is she yapping about?
Thank you, VVC
Yeah, if this game does like talking a lot during combat and stuff, I can't remember correctly
about the same in like the base game.
And the other DLCs.
I'm getting their hats, I'm getting them, bro.
The electric pulse will create a strong magnetic field in electro-conductive plasma.
That's called the pinch effect.
Gullia, you can tell Nostra all this later.
Just press the button, right?
Oh, uh, yeah?
Sort of.
Oh, seriously?
Major, did you know that R-100 developed the second tour and the rail gun?
Can you believe it? And I found out his real name, too.
Oh, shit. I'm gonna turn off your oxygen, kid.
Turn off your oxygen.
They're still talking.
Oh, Nikolai. Your lips sink ships.
OK, puzzles.
All right.
Can attack.
Pistol systems jammed.
The pump room's overheating, too.
Major, I'm afraid you'll have to.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
We're sick of this machinery of Mars.
will this ever end okay we got to do some rooms here it looks like
come here chill right you're fine
I did play spark in the dark. Yeah, I did. I haven't played. No, I mean spark in the
dark it's cool but it's definitely like omega jay a lot of the times
Job's done.
Cool.
Uh, yep.
Spark in the dark is sick though. I really do like that game, but yeah, it's just...
It's a little bit there. Like, feels a bit clunky, is all.
Yeah I do have high hopes for that game.
Add Velka?
What emo could that be huh?
Okay, we've coolin these off so that's good
So we can now go over here
Come here
This weapon is just so much stronger than anything else.
I can't move!
Ow!
Okay, I was stuck on the railing.
I died to gimmick no math
Wait I have to redo these
I'm afraid you'll have to. Yeah. Yeah. I guess machinery of course.
I'm gonna guess.
Be glad we have anything at all, Cherokee.
Like my mother always said,
on the battlefield, people have been with me.
Let me guess, another Armenian saying?
Yeah, the language of wisdom.
So you better listen when the wise speak.
I opened your email, but it's just loading for me.
Oh, Belka, what was just a dancing squirrel, what?
Yeah, we'll take this.
I think I just slipped put up Corgi
What the fuck oh, it's you
What
What's going what okay, unironically what is going on?
All right, that was it
Is it the fire that doesn't
I
The ball is charged cool. Yeah, we're two upwards major. It'll pass through an ionizing tube and
You know, I won't bother you if you don't thanks. Let's do this. What's next?
We have to deliver it to consciousness storage
how do I ride these I mean I'm queuing but it doesn't let me write it okay
Who is shooting?
Death to Clanker.
Okay. Must be a hook here. Okay, I can hook up there. Okay. Nice. And then we can't we
have to do all over this. We want some phone.
Well done, Sergey. Bob is coming toward us. Come on, head to the control zone and dig out Fetchin'up.
And my polymeric coffee will be your remote detonator, the epicenter of an explosion. How cool is that?
The charge is dead and the battery fell.
Ready.
Oh, if someone at Chellaminga told me how everything would end up, I'd have taken that
leave immediately.
Everyone wants to kill me.
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
I remember how people were scared the machines would take work from us, but they give it
us more.
Why do you always crumble like a cranky old toot?
E?
Does the LC get?
It's alright.
I was not, that's kind of like the whole game though.
It's like, it's alright.
I'm getting soundtrack
Man we have a lot of what would even PM isn't that a pistol I don't even keep in my inventory I think so
th
you
hi you
okay
hold up you
Also, ok, that's quite a bit of healing.
you put a bit more
Uh we're good, we're chilling
Oh, he's always a rider, thanks for the 5 months, thank you dude
I have more pistol ammo, I mean it's fine though
Tell me, does your Colonel Murrup feel the same way he does?
Well, he's a father-in-law, certainly.
Oh, man, don't. She'll eat you alive. She's a real beast.
Well, I'm not called after for nothing.
Call me if you got a call.
I finished the base game on the hardest difficulty and I hated everything.
The enemies were just impossible to beat with bullet and it was difficult to level.
Yeah.
If you play this game, do not play on hard mode.
Do not.
is a fucking tank and they take forever to kill. It's horrible. It's, it's, it's, yeah.
It's not a good difficulty.
Now what?
Major, get into the system.
I'll locate Satchinoff in the array using his Alpha signal.
Once we isolate him, Nikolai will activate the pulse device.
Uh, not me, uh, not they will.
The system will go into full reboot and will pull your boss out of storage at that moment.
Right into your glove.
I always used to be under his thumb, but now he'll be under mine.
Shit.
Uh, just be sure to warn Professor Sitchinoff that the pulse will be very painful, even for him.
And us?
Uh, for us? Deadly. But we'll be in the protected hallway and nicely we'll activate the bomb.
The blast won't cut your end of copy one night. We should hurry.
Oh, uh, Major, take this. Someone to chat with.
Uh-huh. Let's go. Lebedev, I'm getting started.
That's super cool big ball. Yeah, that's a good like hard mode
Bain suffering makes 20 at comethias things for me
Mistakes, my lady.
Yes, nature. But to get him out, we'll have to make him remember something, something personal, something specific. Try talking to him.
Oh, wait, yeah.
Who am I?
Uh, and see what?
Do I get to choose here?
Dimitri Surgovich, it's P3. I mean Major Neshav. Do you remember me? The Crystal Complex, your secret personal project. Tell me about it.
The Crystal Complex, your secret person project. Tell me about it.
Crystal.
The Cradle of the Rocks.
After what happened with Katia, with Agent Lassner, I decided to create a new future.
A celebration of life at the door of the afterlife.
Perfected, sophisticated, brave, and absolutely pure.
But I'm still far from the finish line.
And I'm ready even as you will.
It's Monday.
Did charliss want to do a crystal?
Tell me about yourself. Who are you?
Who am I? I'm just an echo of an old idea, trapped in the filthy grasp of those who cannot breathe.
I wanted to obtain the stars and fancy the selfies from these years when it turns out I'm Icarus.
Icarus.
Icarus.
The heavenly body.
Pyrobaric trajectory. A lazy pulse.
I know not with what weapons or what's really far, but for what we thought, it sticks in stone.
But no one realized those stones would be from the sky.
We need to start. Let's begin, Comrade Lebedev.
All right. Here, take this. Okay, then, everyone, leave the room. Major, stay right there.
The shielding glass will protect you.
What are you waiting for, Engineer?
I have to finish something and tell Nastia what to press and where.
As soon as everyone's nice and safe, I'll be blown away.
I have no idea what's weirder, how it sounds or how it looks.
Okay, I'm priming the platform. Nastia, you'll have to take the detonator because the connection here
Yeah, I was thinking that too. Why can't you take over her body? But obviously you can I wouldn't see be able to
It's me.
Tonya! Tonya! Goddammit!
What wonderful flexibility and form.
Nikolai, I'm amazed at your abilities.
If only you were more thoughtful when choosing allies.
You talk too much.
Nice shot, kid! You alive?
I'm fine. I'm fine. Super fine. Even.
We need a reason. A full system disconnection and reload. But we don't have time for that.
Go ahead. Stay still and press roll of arms. We'll figure something out.
I... thought of everything.
your death flag like half an hour ago.
I can't. This time.
Nastya, cut the comms. It'll be easier.
Please, Koya, I'm begging you. Don't do this!
Are you here to do this?
No, you don't have to. You have to come back. Come back! You hear me?
It's funny. Even when you're shouting at me, it still makes me smile.
Say hi to Nail for me.
Please, Callia.
Callia, don't you dare do this.
There's so much I still want to say to you.
Callia, I...
It's mutual.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Say again, say again, my boy.
It's such a lot.
What, what happened?
I have short version, yes.
We saved you.
Right.
I
Short version yes, we saved you
Right
For our loved ones
Say gay it's me again. I I looked over Lebedev's data
And you all
I'm not live tomorrow, I'm old-time
How many people have been inside that glove at this point three
Final preparations, that's all.
Thank you, soldier.
This is the final DLC, this is the ending of Atomic Heart.
The fourth DLC in the ending of the story.
old friend. My cunning no longer fools you so. Let's dispense with it. And I truly am
sorry about what happened to Nikolai. So it looks like we each have a hostage now.
You need your precious wife. And I want back my old comrade Sima. Let's make the
exchange without unnecessary fuss. And we'll call it even.
What? The wisecracks? Jokes? Fightful remarks?
When it comes to my loved ones, I don't joke around.
reach it
I thought I was supposed to swim to the other side through the water team. What?
Were you sorry to hear about coya? Are you okay? Yeah, Katya. I'm okay
And I'm on my way except I'm right here one using your voice right charles
I didn't see that
And I truly am sorry about what happened to Nikolai
So it looks like we each have a hostage now
You need your precious life, and I want back my own comrade Dima
Let's make the exchange without unnecessary fuss and we'll call it even.
What?
So what?
There we go.
here we go hit me with that bang or Jeff please let me try perhaps we can help
Charles listen you're still my friend's
charity I can help you
is that you? I'm here save me get me out
is that the answer you wanted you love it when people set their hopes on you
oh how dare you well I did try but shut your lids both of you now it's my
Well, since we've already discussed it all, why don't you just shut up and go back to
and then die
right
I did deal a shit little damage for a little bit there
I don't know why I don't know why
possible to die here
Oh fuck
Fucking you
Now fuck
What the fuck is going on?
I
Get fucking
Yeah, I gotta jump that
I
Everyone has a weak spot!
Gross!
I'm a parent master! I can't see the bastard while he's going to freeze!
I'm a plant team! You can't find a fucking paper! Face it! I know things!
You! Don't! You're hurting me!
Please! You can't control the body anyway!
You don't have to fight out the limits!
I have the needle start the integration. Oh shit
What is this I wish I had it all their ammo
Oh.
Fuck!
That's good damage.
Dang it!
Ho ho ho!
Do that, man.
Where is she?
I need healing!
Hey, dodge.
Don't get...
Don't get...
Give me some healing.
I can show gun okay yeah give me heels please
Why am I reloading with- Okay, there we go.
Come on!
Die then!
We're good?
That doesn't look good.
Oh, scrooge.
Oh, okay.
Die then!
We're good?
That doesn't look good.
Oscar cool.
Ah, okay.
It's a pity that they would be so mundane.
You don't have any problem with it, but now I'll quit major.
Nora! Do it!
Finally!
Huh.
Hey, sister!
Rise and shine
Yes, don't think I can't fool you you piece of shit welcome to the best prison in the world scumbag
Oh
What are you doing?
Pressing buttons on the panel.
That always works.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, shit!
So, did it work?
Absolutely, Sergei.
You always make one get-together-drinking things.
Careful
Right
P3 you're incredible. Hey, I brought that pretty much here. Go ahead and get that wrist of yours
I'm ready to restore come great section of
Hey, Bridget, it's up to you now
After charliss, I'm gonna need to give that body a deep clean.
Oh yes.
Oh, just look at who's here, huh?
Our hero.
I was just hanging around, doing what's needed.
Actually mom, this is a heroic feat from both mech-I-Ev's.
And not just us, I-
Oh honey, who could argue that?
If only you dummies knew how happy I am for both of you.
you oh well what are your plans for the future mom don't even mention the future now
call her mom keep an eye on that wizard so he doesn't come up with some other
hair-brain scheme or something and come on honey hold on to each other after all
a good husband and smart wife are hard to come by whoa am I a good husband now
Oh, that's nice.
Boy, give it a rest, son-in-law.
Your ego's showing.
Yes, and speaking of men, honey, wait for us.
We'll be back in a sec.
Look, Sergei, I wanted to ask you about that hunter.
Who is he, anyway?
I mean, he seems like a well-built guy.
Mom, that's embarrassing.
Grief.
What?
I can't crack a little joke now, uh?
Well then Sergei, go finish off your business or whatever and we'll head home. I'll put some tea on
Hmm and someone will bake a pie for her hubby. Yeah
You can still bake right?
Mm-hmm. He likes to crust quite crispy or something crispy
This is like saying goodbye to everybody now.
How are you?
She needs a few minutes.
Any of us would have done the same in his place.
But that doesn't make it easier.
Sorry it's a stupid question, but how are you?
I'm okay, Major.
As okay as... as I can be.
I mean, we won.
We won together.
And we won't forget those who didn't make it to the end.
Never.
And we'll never let something like this happen again.
Speaking of the future, I figured out Crystal's protocols, and now we can return the wizard.
It's just a shame that we can't bring back all our dead.
Thank you, Nastya. I'm glad I met you three.
We'll all grieve later. You still have a piece of unfinished business major. Go. I'll
I'll stay with her.
Pie! Crispy pie!
You know, Alexei, using the rings like a closed circuit, it's simply genius.
Thank you, Dima. Yes. Yes, I expanded that functionality to turn them into real shackles, locking Charla's in Tetris body.
And the needle protocol was created as a trap for Charla's. And my super sweet Nora used it like a real pro.
There was one inconspicuous algorithm, hiding within the billions.
And that lightweight, Charles, just couldn't handle it.
So where's Nora?
The light of my life is with me.
And she's napping among powerful microchips.
The incomparable pre-Madonna played her role brilliantly.
May she wake up in a new, secure world.
Charles wanted to hack your mind so badly, Dima, he didn't notice the trick.
As soon as he integrated the needle protocol, he hacked himself.
All Katya and I had to do was put the rings on him and lock him in an infinite self-analysis cycle.
An eternal nightmare in jail in one.
This is why I love working with geniuses.
Was this your plan from the very start?
It wasn't hard to pretend I was a moron.
Charles was expecting me to break down the door,
not weave it.
And now, Dima, we have access to all of Crystal's
protocols so we can at last return you
to the world of the living.
And when the major is ready,
we'll begin the integration.
Yeah, let's pretend, man.
Thank you. Thank you all. I... I... There is so much I need to set right.
Shit! Professor Sachinov. High intelligence.
Deep humanism and a dynamic range of ambitions. It's megafine.
Moneymorphization complete.
I'll be back.
You're not going to shoot me in the stomach again, my boy.
I was aiming for your head to meet Mr. Givic, but I admit it was wrong.
Yes.
Yes, we...
We were all wrong then.
But today is not the time to judge anyone.
Friendship and love all played a part in our victory.
We must remember that.
Let us aim for a better world.
comrades the outcome either good or evil will always be in our hands we must
choose the path we take who better than you say hey to be guardian of this
future. Take this.
No, he's gonna drop it. He's gonna fucking drop it.
There's no way they're setting up a topic hard to like that.
I
That's my boy.
Okay.
Rock physics and a physics mechanism. He's the one on one.
I really hope they nail the gameplay in the second one.
Exactly, Blackbird. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, look at the cube!
Oh, yeah, true!
True!
I didn't miss it, they just didn't strike me.
I didn't miss it, I saw it, I didn't strike me.
Yeah, Cube is like a shooter MMO thing.
We don't really know what it is.
It's a multiplayer thing.
It seems like Destiny 2-like or whatever.
Yeah, it's hard to know what that game is going to be.
I don't know.
Give me Gordon!
And Jeff, Jeffrey, Jeffrey.
Yeah
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Um, Rockface X5, sorry about that. Thank you.
Alright, yeah, that's my arm.
I'm playing Floor Above already.
I didn't miss shit. I had to go back and check if I missed something, just so that I missed.
I didn't miss anything.
Oh my god.
This is literally nothing.
Walter.
No, I didn't miss anything.
No, I didn't miss anything.
That was it.
That was it.
The trailer for Tamakrida Vox has only rings.
That was in the park?
So what the chat's saying that I missed?
This?
But I saw this.
Yeah, I saw this.
I guess that was it.
Yeah, it's a hint to the cube game.
I thought it was something else.
WALTA.
One outweighing.
What is this?
One hour of silence, occasionally broken up by WALTA.
I don't know how loud it's going to be.
I think it was really good though. Alright, that was funny. I like it.
But I wonder what a comic-art 2 is gonna be about that. I mean, the laser fired.
The final boss is cool, yeah.
Uh, Remy thinks the 18 rock-fizzing is amazing.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, maybe the cube game will link to it is true.
Seeing as this probably links to the cube.
I made with a taxi game recommended you mean what the mousebibs are working on
how's the music in DLC it was really good the whole game the whole the whole game and
all DLCs have a really good music yeah I think I'll try the cube I mean I'm curious
what it is. I don't know. Wait, that was like right on the drop dude. I was sick too.
It says it's like an MMO. I don't really know. It's weird. Well, I gotta get the dog
out and you see what it's for to you yeah we have some horror options now I
don't know if I want to play don't play this people say it like it's all full
jump scares like it's super fucking loud
but we there's a bunch of other stuff though what was cool to make a boost
yeah that's one we have yeah we have there's the evil like of course but I
I was thinking of starting that on maybe Wednesday.
Any comments on the game? On a Tomicard?
Absolutely incredible soundtrack.
Uh, I think where it really lacks is in the gameplay.
The gameplay just feels very lackluster in this game.
I don't know, it feels like you're...
not really firing guns or mellying people.
Like, you can have a big hammer,
or like a big, kind of like a hammer with a saw blade on it,
and you're swinging it, and it does fuck all.
It does nothing. There's no oomph or any satisfaction or anything, which it's like that with pretty
much every weapon in this game. Yeah, there's no impact, like anywhere, so I really hope
they nail that in the sequel. Because everything else is really fun. You can tell they just
enjoy making this game and these DLCs, they're just having fun. True, Master, true. More
more flesh, more flesh, but yeah like it is fun though the game is fun like they
because you can tell the devs just had fun and that's what makes me want to
play it I wanted to see how this wrapped up because I'm gonna play atomic
part two and see hopefully they've learned from this game sick ass soundtrack man
today's takes 26 thank you
what are we put a lost amiibo I'm not today it would object let me check what
You can check the whore tab. We have ground cerebells. I think I could start this on Wednesday also
Sky I think 64 when we browse the whore tablet. I know there's been some horror games that come out so
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Any new and trending stuff here?
Damn chat calls me the flusher we finished two games today. All right. Yeah, there's the cost make up this
Oh, this is Hunch Showdown DLC.
Chooksy2 is sick.
Oh yeah, Idols of Ash is on Steam now.
I played it on itch.io.
Blood Reavers, FPS-like, looks like a boom-a-shoot-a.
City Builder, no, it's shippers.
I'm really excited for this game.
I'm going to definitely follow the development of it,
because it has some great ideas.
Yeah, uh, someone asked me about the floor above I played it.
This was actually probably like the best exit eight like I played where you have to find
differences and stuff.
really good. Is this Sloppa? Whisper? So many Sloppa of Sloppy Horror.
Do-do-do-do-do-do...
Oh yeah, I've never really played Poppy Playtime, only episode one.
You know what's with this scary corpse party?
Nah!
Nah-ha.
Yeah, there's the whisper game, you'll just link me.
Mister Sloppa Sloppa.
I mentioned Crawler from the Gothic Makers.
It's just 6%-ish game, but not so bad as somebody just makes you smile, yeah.
Kinda like a Tom McCartney, yeah.
Oh, creepy tape rea- uh, negative reviews.
Uckuck.
Yeah, I mean, we have a horror game in the chamber.
Wait, is that a new chill as art?
Oh wait, that's not new though.
I think I've played it.
Wait, the subversive memories game signal is like as 3.8 hours long to be for completionist.
oh oh yeah wait that was the game that looked like signalist yeah yeah yeah subversive memories
yeah this one uh this has really good readies 95% man
I did finish signalist but I didn't like it super much
Yeah, this is a game.
Flush, where do you find all these, man?
I guess that the living is analog, is it?
Oh, wait, no, it is.
Wait, it's early access, right?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, this game would also be cool to play, to be honest.
It is early access. I don't know if there's an ending or anything.
Yeah, there'll be a time when I will play it all the way.
This happens. I like it really.
Empty gauge? Yeah, that's a new horror game I played days ago.
this sushi bar mixed reviews not that that has really stopped me before wow
look at this big boy burger and it's queso damn damn yeah we could play
ground zero we can
The baller yeah, I just saw it. I just scrolled past it
Did I really thought they would keep going they would set up
Atomic Artes I taught my car to by him dropping the cube that would have been so that would have been so in character
What is this Hope Harrison is a roguelike? What?
What?
What is this?
Is this...
Oh, three to play, so it's ass, right.
The presence ritual. What the fuck?
Yeah. Oh, there it is. It's Ogre.
There it is.
But she is charged of solitude.
Let me see if I saw a charge of solitude.
um
What is this
Is this a gif like
So and it's a survival game created by miuki
A girl with a split personality. Will you be able to escape or will you choose a different path?
Is this an escape like
feeling it torments me for too long that's why you're staying here with me
I think this is a vampire mansion life to be honest
it looks like it or I don't think it's a vampire mansion like it's a
Soon, but I simulate her whatever
Not I'm just gonna suck to I should follow her right and we have big sticks here. It's a dark
Oh yeah, I haven't played product somewhere. I haven't played Infliction.
Yeah, yeah, I think I've played Infliction. There's an extended cut though.
Oh yeah, this looks like a really weird one. No skin. Is it like a roguelite?
Uh, horror game, kind of. No skin.
It's really weird.
I
Kind of cool wait, uh, what is this by by Lina what?
Billy now yeah this is the ARPG we saw the trailer of yeah yes rolling at it for
76 or 44 reviews I cannot say no horror game or playing horror I have never
played Psychonauts though. Another one of the third. Bro I swear every horror game you
link me looks the same flush. I swear. Haven't I played this already? No, is that a different
one? Every game looks like this. Though that was a bit like Egyptian though.
That is not a horror it then gas survival or
oh yeah this one yes ruin the nurse wait
didn't vampire mansion guy release a
new game vampire mansion developer no no he has not well he's released wait why
Why do I own this game?
Someone gifted it to me.
Someone gifted it to me, alright?
Okay?
Um, anyways.
Chat, someone gifted it to me.
I can show you.
I have no play time on it, alright?
You know how many hentai games I have, okay?
Alright, anyways.
What do we play?
Do we play, uh, Crimson?
No.
What was it called?
Oh fuck, why is it so itchy?
Well, if I did have playtime on it, it would be my brother who's played it, because we
have family share.
Oh wait, Puppet Combo Light Beachside Bloodbath?
I love those.
Beachside Bloodbath.
27th of March.
Hmm. This is look of very film grain.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wish you'd just start. I mean I have ground zero ready to go man.
I do.
Welcome.
Oh my god, I have too many tabs open.
Alright Hamilton.
Oh yeah, I have to uninstall atomic heart.
147 gigabyte big by the way.
How mental is that?
Oh look 157.69 mental
Omega virus of hell yeah we could have ground zero though banger then I
finished DLC I did yeah now we just been browsing some more game
Wow, it's P.I. that's uploaded a subject to YouTube? Oh, they did! Nice!
Yeah, I'm just listening to royalty-free noir music now.
Okay, no, I don't know. Maybe he deserves it, yeah.
What do reviews say of this sharp or solitude game?
Shards of solitude?
Yeah, I played V-Rising, I have.
But this is a gut-like.
It doesn't lift a lot from Sa- Yeah, it's like Saikunosutoka, yeah, exactly, yeah.
Yeah, I can't.
Fuck it.
Let's do Ground Zero.
I say we do this one.
Let's see how this game is.
I'm gonna get the dog out, let me just get to the main menu.
I'm gonna bring him out, it's a bit late,
but he's been out all day, so.
Finish your wanna?
Yeah, let's go, Nalien, let's go.
Yeah, Colduity is like insanely big.
Oh, modern controls.
Or tank controls.
I'm gonna play modern, thank God.
Oh, it's glitched.
I'm gonna get the dog out though
Get the dog out. I kept having the minigame glitches sometimes
Tank control sucker my ass chat. All right. I don't want to play it
Listen I lived through tank controls. I lived through it. All right
I'm I deserve all of you zoomers who never got to grow up with tank controls
You that you should play on tank controls. I grew up with this shit. I have earned my right to play modern control
That's just how it is
Now I'm gonna go buff for me get the dog out
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Womper! Womper! Womper!
I
Walker
I had to make a sandwich, right?
Oh
Is there a triple Walta? No way around.
Okay, the council can accept no tank controls, but only if you pay the penalty.
Guffield Jam.
No. No. Modern.
I don't need this.
I don't need this.
I don't need this.
I don't need this.
Huh.
What have you gone through today, Salad, huh?
Secrets?
Huh.
Okay, what is training?
I
Make sure you got that bee sink toggle I
Mean when I go to graphics it's
Okay, B-Sync.
Hey, you...
Sharpen picture.
This might be a controller game.
So, what did you go through today? Sorry, I didn't see if you said. Get a hundred points.
Critical shot by holding. Okay. Man, I don't need to practice. Hey, here you can bloke.
You can dodge.
Hey.
Check your insta-store? Oh my god, real voice.
Oh, yeah!
I don't need to do this, I'm starting the game.
Recommended for survival horror veteran to find satisfaction overcoming the odds.
Oh, okay.
Hey, that's cool.
Oh, I'll do that.
Huzzle difficulty.
Oh.
It's gonna be filled with gimmicks, dude.
I'll have to break clock puzzle. It's over.
Please.
The Transcontinental Union's military briefing is now in session.
State your name for the record.
Chan Seoyeon.
Evan Fielding.
Rengis.
Captain, 13th Special Mission Brigade.
Decapitation unit?
Correct.
Lieutenant, CJ Rue.
Relevant skills.
Close quarters combat, excellent weapons proficiency and marksmanship.
Native Korean, fluent English.
Expert technician, mechanic and medic.
I speak English, French, and...
I'm sorry, sir.
Confirm your mission objectives for the board clearly into the microphone.
At 7.52 a.m. on July 26th, a meteor with unusual signatures struck Tejan.
Objective 1 is to travel to Busan and retrieve black box data on the atmosphere conditions since impact.
Objective 2 is to travel to Tejan and investigate the impact site.
Objective 3 is to await instruction on how to clear out the radiation and other contaminants and coordinate appropriate EVAC.
Upline, provide status report on the conditions in the hot zone.
Cloud cover around Daejeon has become denser over the last 48 hours.
Visibility is low within a 200 kilometer radius of the impacts.
10 miles.
About 125 miles.
After shocks are reported around the country,
air quality is low and considered inhospitable.
Breathing apparatus will be provided.
We expect most life forms will be dead by now.
But lethal arms will be provided in case of hostile encounters.
How so, Encounter?
Fragments of transmissions were received at the start of the Inman,
that seems to mention animal attacks.
None have been received since the first 72 hours since the meteor hit.
hit. We have no assurances of your safety for this mission. No backup will be provided.
This is a classified mission at the highest level. Due to hostile conditions, we can't guarantee
extraction after your objectives are complete. Understood. If it comes to that, we'll find
our own way out. How hard could it be? Second warning fielding, land landing will be at three
We ate in local time on Gamcheon Beach.
Keep in touch with your respective commanders throughout your mission.
We expect regular updates and a swift resolution.
Yes sir.
Sir.
Sir, yes sir.
Hey, New Arlothic, 71, King Meathaf if you want.
A catastrophic meteor strike has wiped out South Korea, living in a dead and desolate
wasteland.
Little life remains.
Something terrible has spread from the impact.
I like this setup.
That's cool.
mission the mission stone cover what might survive the meteor strike what what what it's spread and what
threat it poses the rest of the world
like proper intro and stuff man
The cutscenes have like the lowest audio ever.
of
I'll take care of it.
for the past two months. Air quality, toxicity levels, radiation...
It should give HQ better insight into the state of the impact site.
All right, then. How do we do that?
The first step is to reach Kamchun Village, then find a way up to the lighthouse from there.
In the meantime, I could do with you getting the power working on the mainland.
Yeah, no problem. Let's see if I can also find a way to get the train line up and running for me to Asia.
There should be enough power to get everything on loan.
Pete's walking 125 miles, eh?
Hmm, maybe it could help with evacuation.
There could be survivors along the way.
I'm not sure, Saul, young.
I believe in miracles.
Hmm.
Do you see those girls there on the beach?
Did your government brief you on any potential anomalies?
They haven't told me shit.
Take this gun, fly to Korea.
Don't ask questions.
Good luck, Godspeed.
That's just how candid it rules.
Why? Do you know something I don't?
I'm not sure.
There were rumors of strange distress calls shortly after the meteor hit,
that interference from the best cloud made it almost impossible to decipher the transmissions.
Well, that explains why we're here.
So which way from here?
I think we should split up to cover McGrown and see what we can learn about the incident.
Straight ahead, you can follow the beach through the rush ships and off the trail.
To the right is a trainway museum and park, which connects to the town through the underground shuttle tunnel.
The beach is likely quicker, but it might be a little more perilous.
The museum might take longer, but it's easy to traverse.
I'm going the beach.
Tough call. Both sound like a blast. You take your pick.
Yeah, I'm doing the beach.
Easy.
I'll take the beach. I want to get to the town as quickly as possible.
All right then.
You sure you don't want any backup? Safety and numbers and all that.
No, thank you. It'll be much quicker to do this in parallel.
I'll check up those grouts and keep you informed.
Let me know when you reach the power station.
Okay, if you're sure.
I guess I'll enjoy checking out the tourist traps.
I need you to get there quickly no time for sightseeing
Yeah, all right. All right. I know this shit isn't gonna fix itself. I get it
I'll take my gun and myself this way
But seriously if you need anything
Give me a call
Leverox 117 of your old man King myth a lot of gun after all thank you guys aren't more things three years
You know him check
Wait, there's like actual aiming. Wait, six of them? Oh, you're sorry? Huh. So you
You can dodge...
You can block.
You can even aim and sidestep and stuff.
Cool.
Master P.F. for hire? It was really good.
I did think the gameplay got a bit repetitive towards the end because the game is quite long.
But, I mean, the voice acting and the narration...
It's just top notch, so it's not the end of the world.
Oh, that's how you... Oh, this is a crypt? Okay.
Piat gate key? I don't want to grab it.
Okay, I'm grabbing it.
Chapter one.
Oh, there's the inventory.
capacity immunity levels. How do I jump?
Well, it's actually pretty fast.
Cool.
When did I start Ground Zero?
But now.
Now
You can't play with tank controls, but I'm not doing it
Ship us crashing to the pier
True true
Uh... a map? This is the map? Is that the map?
There must be a hotkey on the controller for the map.
Not start, not share...
Not... touchpad... I mean, it looked like they meant...
Shhhh... oh, you hold the touchpad?
Ah!
Yeah, you have to hold the touchpad for a bit. Okay, where cool
Focus while aiming early release at the right time for a critical shot damn
oh could you so how do you reload
It's a square.
Thank you.
Mangeum Amel.
Wow.
A beast takes 15.
Thank you.
Is the gut like?
No, it's not.
Telescope for a viewing furrow. Will I use it? Yeah, sure.
It's a view of the power station overlooking Gamchun Village.
Vitality serum?
whatever that is, anti-bolting, whatever that is, mangramma.
Useful looking documents, scanning these my brisk add it will digitize and archive them.
Okay.
Simtech genetics has proud to represent the new line of medicinal serums.
These concoctions have a variety of effects on the users such as healing wounds and curing
poison. Our serums are designed to be able to be inserted into most standard medical
syringes and they and then used to quickly apply medicine in the field with
relative ease and effectiveness it serves a guy this book okay vitality
heals a sort of small amount of device and then fitness boost to rejuvenate
fortify asserting a small amount of stamina and slightly increasing defense
and there's on the both day curious infection and immune immunizes
immunizes immune isis providing a small amount of protection serums can be
used in combination with either to enhance or modify their effects, up to three serums
can be inserted into most standard grade syringes, allowing for many rat ratios of serums that
have unique effects. Multiple serums of same color boosts the base effects of the specific
color. Multiple serums of different colors combines the base effects of each of the
serums. By applying serums in different ratios, the fundamental effects of each
of the serums can be enhanced or combined with the user's discretion. Our R&D team
It's recently uncovered evidence that suggests that large doses of a single color of serum can even have
Physiological effects on these bodies well permanently improving their physical condition. Yeah, so you want to do three of the same then
Yeah, three of the same then you get perm upgrades
Holy cow
It actually seems like a quality game.
Yo, what up, SKU?
All good, man.
Hope you're well, dude.
Thanks to the 109.
Just chilling, tricking this game out.
It seems pretty good.
We finished Mouse, PI for hire, and atomic heart final DLC today.
Yeah, I'm not live tomorrow, yeah.
chose they got some furniture to pick up and assemble. Kind of excited for it. Weirdly.
Must be the H.
I'm going to crit.
I'm just-
What the f-
Okay, listen.
Why is there two enemies though? I'm- okay.
Okay, I'm mashing it.
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- Okay, listen.
Listen, I'm trying to read the fucking thing.
Okay, yes.
Look on.
So it's LT and Circle to look on, which is pretty dank.
I don't know if it's a swedish-made game.
You don't have to go alone
I'll be fine. There was a Swedish like developer name in the beginning
Let's keep in touch
Am I hecking infected
So you use this with your medical syringe, but if you combine three of them it would increase your health a lot
You can scan that bodies. Oh, you get gnome points what?
Dear diary, these writings were only ever meant for my eyes, but now it's no longer by choice.
I've given up all hope of a rescue.
It's been weeks since the meteor hit and nobody has come for us.
I think we might be the only ones left in the country.
The water's running out.
Food is rotten.
Every plant is dead.
Everyone is ill.
Even this far from the impact, there's nothing left.
I feel sick even thinking about how the rest of Korea has f-fair.
I don't see any way out of this.
A more optimistic man would wait it out.
Perhaps another day, another week.
I myself intend to walk into the sea and never return.
Well, as far as this game is actually like, big quality.
I- yeah.
I didn't expect that.
I've just played too many bad horror games, you know.
What? Wait.
Malfirmation Games is a newly formed studio inspired by the games of old with a retro aesthetic and unique take on horror.
Oh, they're in T-it as well.
Stockholm?
Oh, oh, oh, okay, the creep is crazy.
Okay, another Vitality. I need to find one more.
Cha! Signal's still out on all radios and cell phones. I'm taking in the mood around the east coast to check for survivors. You're in charge while I'm gone.
gone. Keep making runs to the mainland. The rescue ship has a capacity of around
1,000 evacuees, but we need to start prioritizing healthy survivors with a
good outlook over those with slim chances. I know it's tough to make the call.
Use your best judgment. If that balsar police chief ever comes back, though I
doubt he's got the balls to, kind of remind him that the munitions were meant
for all of us. If he refuses, let him know he's gonna raw in prison once
Commission hears about this if I don't take that fucker down myself first can't
okay very nice shooting mechanics I'm trying to figure out if you can follow
the target with this because if you hold a gun out and you hold circle you lock
on so what I did there was I held circle and X at the same time and then
just let go of X for the crates but I gotta try to the slower enemy
Have I seen the X-Rate movie? Yeah! I've seen it!
Yeah, I can go up there, but I want to go here.
Hey, Caranthir! 142!
Oh yeah, I gotta get GNOME.
GNOME points.
Oh, they're up there.
I'll check the shack. I think I'm supposed to go up there, maybe. It's an old beach shack,
it hasn't fared too well in these conditions. Let me check, I'm gonna check the cave. No,
I don't know. There is something on the ground.
I see this shit.
No!
Collect secret zodiac one, find one out of twelve.
Wait, why is this game so tight? I like it.
And you have dodges, you can even aim and dodge at the same time.
You have stamina, perma upgrades.
I got it, I need three of these.
So what you can do is, you can...
Insert into healing needle and then you could insert another into the heel.
Oh, the healing needle is down there under it.
I see.
I need three of them and then I can increase my max health.
So you get rewarded by not spamming heals, or rather use one big heal instead.
Hold on, what's the studio name?
quality malformation games apparently Stockholm
Oh, bad news. It affects people too.
People? Inevitably.
It seems like it's able to control anything that used to be alive.
I'm telling you, Sal young, watch out. Look around you.
It takes you to cover the bodies.
This planting could be affecting any one of us.
Doc, human, fucking whale, who knows what else?
How many people live in Busan, Sal young?
Four million.
Boy, four million zombies, huh?
Stay safe out there.
Fuck.
It's shiny!
Lootah!
I think you can probably shoot it.
storage. I'm sorry, I'm trying to figure out the map opening is a bit dang. Electronical
lock authorized personnel I wonder if there's any save room music that will be
so tight it won't open so this person gets a door from within so many ways to go
I'm just opening doors to check okay that's emergency exit okay let's start
over here
oh
the zombies are fucking quick okay gnomes points
Nice. Oh, it was poor condition.
No points! Let's go in here.
Oh yeah, no I couldn't go here. I'm done.
I
Fuck
Why do I feel like this will be a lot easier a mouse and keyboard
Maybe it actually is easier in mouse and keyboard, I'm not sure.
Okay, it's E. Oh, this is so much easier to aim with, probably.
okay how do you cancel it I don't want to fire stop stop I I don't want to use a
bullet okay
take controls better keyboard we almost collided with a fair about 30
kilometers south of Wando tonight the vessel had his tracker turned off and
even had his lamps dimmed we were just barely able to swing starboard in
time and narrowly avoid collision. We attempted to hail them, but they refused to answer. There
haven't been any distress signals, so I suspect it could be someone up to no good. A nearby
submersible deployed by Gamchion's Coast Guard responded to our call for assistance and agreed
to take a look. Luckily, this has only been a brief delay and we're still making good
time to reach Muxium Island by tomorrow. I'm just trying to figure out if you can
lock target and go for a crit at the same time because otherwise I need to like
aim while doing this which is yeah I mean it's doable okay how do I cancel this
there we go
Horr gave me close notes and diaries.
Okay, wasn't circle... okay.
I'm not crazy. Circle should have been locom.
L2 plus circle should be... oh wait.
Oh. Okay. You just click it once.
Okay.
I think you just click it once that's it but I don't think you can do it when
you have a crit line now
you know points
I'm in that
yeah
adults primo takes 53
Oh, we want way to go, then.
Hop I go, then.
Oh, is it a puzzle?
Is this a puzzle?
Is this a puzzle?
Oh, I need to make a fuck off.
If cracking explosives can be used to bypass the lock on a safe, however the explosive will
destroy any bonus items safe contains.
Items to destroy are unaffected.
Cyphers will partially reveal the solution to the lock.
Cyphers?
67.
Shhh.
Oh.
Compute the target value using exactly six buttons.
So I have like a minus.
Okay, f***ing d***g, we're out of here.
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To disable security, a target value must be mathematically calculated using an exact number
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Note that multiple solutions can exist.
Okay.
The safe will be unlocked as long as the target value is reached in the correct number
of button presses.
Operators are pr- Why the fuck did we go hard mode? I haven't done math that was in school, bro.
Oh.
At least he can't reuse the buttons.
Okay, so this is storage, but I got a bonus item because I didn't like use a, yeah, an
unlocker.
Okay, uh, switch to safe.
Yeah, did I get that item now?
Yeah, this is a safe-cracking explosive you can use.
This is bonus item.
Let's stash this, let's stash this.
May I have this bonus item in the middle or am I crazy?
Hey, you.
Oh, I didn't see it.
I- listen, listen chat, listen, listen, listen, shut up.
This, according to my mathematics, should increase my max vitality now.
Okay, watch this. I have a hundred. Watch now.
Hundred and twelve point five, yeah. So you want to do three of the same color to get this stuff.
Alright, is that a save station?
We think we finally developed a consistent method to transmit data to distant installation
settlements.
Until now, the main problem has been that the intense amounts of pollution and airborne
debris makes traditional long-range communication methods impossible.
Using a signal modular, we were able to successfully transmit signals using short-range
data uplink terminals.
The modulator amplifies the intensity and range of the short-range signals, allowing
them to pass through the atmospheric conditions and reach the destination intact.
The modified data uplink allowed us to upload our data overseas for safekeeping.
Yeah, this is the save module.
It's the same module.
Save module.
It's the save module.
Though a modified data uplink terminal can be used indefinitely, the modulators are
only able to enhance a single piece of equipment.
Oh, here you can enhance with your gnome stuff.
Soon I should be able to upload my mission data to my wrist gadget, or using my wrist gadget.
So he doesn't say anything about an enhancement here?
I guess they means with a brisket pen or whatever.
I thought maybe I could use my gnome points.
Oh well.
Monor is on this place a blank screen. There's a switch. Press it, yeah.
The anchor must be lower.
Okay, now we can go to- Ow.
Alright, the door we haven't been in is the one here I've sealed, I'll never mind.
This way.
Oh.
Summon.
Amo?
Amo?
Hellbenthe!
Ah!
Hellbenthe!
Ah!
Oh
Fuck it, zombies are so quick, man.
And then I, like, stress-press my reload button instead of sprinting.
Feeded some aspirol, feed it your ass, make leg poly.
Alright.
I think I trust this?
I do not.
Die.
Emerges the storage. Okay, nice.
Every enemy is really stressful in this because they're so quick and it takes a while to set up your crit.
Hell Vietnamese hell fuck fucking hell
Oh
Yeah, it's a survival horror
You know points
Shogun shells first aid
Wait, what was the point of going?
Oh yeah, I need to lower the anchor.
I guess I missed something here.
I need to lower the anchor, I think it said.
I mean, it's right over there.
I missed it because I'm dentimaxing.
A do not snowspeeing of permadeath? No.
I think this game is gonna get pretty difficult.
Unless you're a survivor of horror, connoisseur, resident evil master, like me.
I cannot see where I'm aiming.
Yeah!
Wait, I pressed after you parry and attack?
Where you can parry?
Oh, fuck, you can parry and stuff!
Oh, what?
Okay, block at the last second and then you can parry.
Okay, okay, okay. I'll try this. I'll try this.
Shit.
OHHHHH SHIT!
This game's tight.
of
Yeah, it's GNOME points, bruv.
punk
hard
no no no
Oh
How much ammo do I have 23, I mean you do have a knife
Damn this game so far super tight
Whoa, is that a... is that a huge... claw or something?
Oh, a skeleton.
You also had two different starts to choose from in the beginning.
You could go like, did you see him, Rod, or you could go the beach route.
B-trots quicker, but it's more dangerous.
Yeah, so you can hold it too.
Was it a amusement park? Oh, amusement park.
So you follow your target if you hold it, and does that work? I need to try that with
Crit. I feel like it didn't work. Maybe it does.
thing is omg I got satisfying in this. It's super satisfying. Read plain time message.
Wait what did I miss? Oh thank you for the 19 plain time. I'm going to be a dad. I've
I've been following you since 2015!
Yo, congrats, dude!
Insane!
Since 2015!
Was I still in this small apartment then?
I think so.
I don't know.
I don't remember how long I was there.
Crazy.
Okay, menmenmenmenmenmenmenmen
Okay, and then we...
Okay, menmenmenmenmen...
Okay, Sprint.
Turn.
Circle.
Shoot, dodge.
It's hard to set up a crit, like...
You really have to, yeah.
Be precise. The lore, no, the lore of this game is actually there was a meteor that crashed in the South Korea.
And that's where you see all this shit, and it's like turn people and stuff.
the south of korea
somebody save me
What a jail-vist.
Now you too.
Just say...
Manga na mamo.
Was that a blizzard wrench?
I can know him! Points.
Okay, I don't think you can follow the target when you've set up a crit.
You have to actually manually- which means you kinda have to claw grip on the controller,
which I like.
Activision.
Zellica, big 93, thank you.
But right now I have to manually aim, and then, boom, let go.
Lana or Lois? Dude. Yeah. Yeah. See, I'm actually re-watching the show at the moment. They're
both really cute. They are. I like that you also get reward for killing zombies in this.
Like you get the gnome points, which I don't know what they're actually for yet
Isn't it cool that the first person Clark saves in small will is Lex Luthor so similarism
Spoilers? It happens only the first 20 minutes!
Or 30 maybe.
And also, how old is Smallville?
What, when did Smallville come out?
It was like 25 years ago, yeah.
Spoilers my ass.
I just- I felt- because I'm re-watching the show now, and I just- I never thought about that,
but it's actually the first one he saved in the show.
It's pretty cool.
Is Lex Luthor the OG Baldi-Cos-Evil?
Yeah, true, true.
Oh, God, that's so fucking tight.
Let's go.
Boom!
Two shots, two headshots, man.
I love Smallvice, one of the few shows that actually gets better later on.
I know, right?
I know, right?
I remember it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
I've seen all of it.
I'm re-watching it now because it was so many years ago.
But there's so many good episodes, dude.
So many.
But I can't talk about them because it's fully loose for my 25-year-old show.
yeah to be fair salad it kind of sucks in the beginning I mean it's okay what
pushes you on is you want you can you want to see like if if he gets with
Lana you know he gets a bit more brave he learns about his powers but the best
is a red kryptonite Clark when he turns into a bad boy oh that shit is so good
that shit is so tight
fuck
Evil Clark.
I think Smallville Clark appeared in DC's Superman at some point.
They did some kind of multiverse thing, yeah.
They did.
How's the game?
This game is really good so far, it's super tight.
You don't even have to aim for the head for the crit, it's just automatic.
When I first watched Marvel I skipped every single Red Crypto Clark episode because I
I hate those kinds of episodes, especially because he gets shit out for his decisions when he basically gets drugged.
Yeah, but they don't know that though. They don't know about his powers or anything.
They just think he turns it and he has like a face.
It's so sick.
Where is kind farm boy, Clark?
Who's this guy riding a motorcycle?
Ah, it's tight.
I watch it when I walk on my walk pad during like rest days.
It's so nostalgic and sick.
Hello, can I loot this?
Flashbang? Oh, shit.
Anolethic Explosive Emits an incredibly bright flash and deafening sound.
Stones and disrupts enemies. My inventory's full.
Did I get emotional at the final episode?
I did. Yeah dude, it was so many.
Like I grew up in- Smallville was my teenage years, like during school.
Your fucking hormones goes all over the place and it's like
you're watching these episodes. Some episodes are so emotional and sad and dramatic and
oh man of course I cried dude.
But I don't remember the final episode though.
focus oh right we can destroy the lock here but let me see her first same as
scrubs yes screw I watch I want basically watch scrubs in small the light
next to each other oh fuck it's a math puzzle again
Zero?
Hey, you.
Oh. I thought I needed to make zero.
Um...
Okay, what is this?
It's so easy game.
Okay, uh, a key, hmm, okay let's stash some, should we stash this, should we stash this
first aid kit, take the item, what is this, a padlock key, ooo, take bonus item, cool.
cipher for another puzzle fitness booster yeah no I'm gonna use these when I
have three of them you need three of them dude otherwise you're cooked then
you don't then you don't get the premise that's signal modulator yeah
Let's I guess we could make a save here. What do you use the gnome stuff for though?
We'll make a save
This game looks really solid so far what we're some kind of spider by earlier them almost made you flush it
Nothing this game has been sold it from the get-go
No, I've never seen a supernatural, no.
What is this?
This will partially reveal- oh, a safe lock's numerical solution.
Okay, yeah, you can use that if you don't want to do the math.
I don't think I'll use the knife too much, because that's a 2.
Hmm.
Okay, wait hold up let me shoot the ladder down there could be something
is she's wearing white pants wait what if this is where I'm supposed to go and
down there is where the bonus is because i got a padlock key from solving it
fuck
no there's nothing up here yeah oh it's ammo and gnome point nice
still don't know what those are for
on tibaldi that's two on tibaldi's now nice
They didn't super- Whoa, that is a quick ladder clawing by animation.
They didn't supernatural get like cancelled or something.
Am I thinking of heroes?
Oh, maybe I'm thinking of heroes, actually.
Oh, Supernash had 15 seizes?
Fucking, eh.
Or did heroes finish?
Man, I remember it was something like,
it had like a really shitty ending
because they didn't want to like continue or something.
Okay I can climb over here, there's even yellow tape on it.
Living old point in another early light game in the making.
Yeah I think it's on my wish list I recognize the name.
Chapter 2.
We're in Gamcham Village now. Nice.
Are you still mad about the ending of Howmitcher Mother?
Anyone who's seen that ending is mad about it.
And if they're not, they're coping, okay?
It's literally on par with Game of Thrones season 8 ending.
Or Game of Thrones ending.
of
death
of
death
Oh my god a boldness huge boldness
Yes.
Shhh.
Fuck.
UUGH!
Comes a time when you have to let go of the crit.
And you have to shoot regular rounds instead.
What?!
There's been it! There's executions!
what nah this game is sick
that was a straight-up fatality dude this game is super tight oh this game
yeah I take safe cracking I don't think I'll use them though you don't get the
bonus. Yeah she has a knife in her boots. I wonder if you could just shoot him in
the leg to stun them then. Can I do it again? Yeah you have to stun them on the
ground. They have to be squirming on the ground and then you press R2.
I was trying to see if there was like a melee attack by just pressing R2 but
nothing happens now. They have to be squirming on the ground. That was so
tight this game sick yes I but yeah I've seen it I seen that one
Pregmodo? That Pregmodo was good, yeah man. It was good. Pretty short, but sweet.
Wait, did I get the gnome points?
Who is that woman?
Something seemed off of her, but I'd better try and catch up with her anyway.
I think- I don't think I got the gnome points here.
Oh, I got a perfect quality gnome sample.
Besides how the quality is is it like where you hit them with your bullets or something or is it completely random?
Maybe if you use like explosives there you will get bad quality the type of weapon they use real
Oh the subway? Hold on I want to scout outside first. Yeah I think the execution gave perfect
I think so but like nah I don't have a lot of ammo left. Maybe I need to start learning
to use the knife. That's triple green I think I have. No. I think it's two out of all
of them okay let me see if I can do the
execution again maybe if you like shoot
him in the leg or something
okay well that did you act shit
I don't know man. I don't know how I got it, but yeah, they were squirming on the ground
And I have like yeah, I have not a lot of ammo
Was a game about uh
There's a meteor that crashed into South Korea and it spreads this like infection or whatever
So you're you you're part of a special team sent in here to investigate
Peaceful art studio, but it's locked
No, I saw the zombie it was also squirming on the ground when I executed the dog. I was just too slow to go to him
Am I merkin no I'm Swedish
Whoa, I take computer terminal currently locked down in an operable.
It's been airdropped fairly recently.
Oh, is that where I use the gnome points?
Probably.
Oh, I need this.
I need to figure out an easy way to trigger executions, man.
It's so rewarding when you pull it off.
He gets closer and closer. You have to manually aim as you're holding L2 and X at the same time
And then you gotta let go
And then he gets closer and closer every step and your heart starts pounding. This is survival horror
This game is tight
do it means samurai I think the devs are sweetish currently they are support
the sweet ah shit oh fuck off wait this
should be easy right nah fuck this I'm
coming back later I'm not saving nine
ways
hell yeah I'm serious otherwise I'd solve it hello
duh
oh I love fans then the machine no time okay
Looked from the other side.
I don't know man.
Seems copyrighted to me.
Machine wheel?
What the fuck am I gonna use with this?
Mix with something, okay.
My inventory is full, I gotta go solve the math.
Lol!
Haha!
Haha!
Ha ha
Evan this is high on I'm at Compton station. It's one step away from our meeting point the subway tunnel should be a straight shot there
Do you reckon those trains are safe to write off? They could really help us get around the city quickly
Definitely not! No way! Are you kidding?
The ground is super unstable since the meteor hit. Earthquake sinkholes, it works!
If that's made balls into the center of the fucking Earth, I'd rather you weren't on it.
But, there is some good news.
My team is pretty interested in that DNA, if it's back into those things.
If you send us some juicy shambles, we'd be willing to cut you a deal for some upgraded gear.
We should fast this class.
That is the genome, that is the office.
Think of it as a little commission bonus for a bride.
Well, I guess that is another way of looking at it.
But look, we need to find out what the hell is going on here.
And they say those genome samples might have the answers.
And I don't know how this shit works.
But I'm going to trust my gut and my team on this one.
Besides, we need all the extra help we can get.
Oh, and before I forget, if you want to actually trade in your points, you'll need to use one of our funky green computers.
Yeah, that's what we found, I guess.
Yeah, this one. It unfolds when you get close. Like, uh, I don't know, like, uh, like a Christmas present.
You get my point. Anyway, we're gonna drop a bunch around the country.
Oh, I walk past one on the way to the beach.
Hey! What is it?
Have a good rest of your stream, baby boy. Off to the gym.
Come on, line, right away.
Good luck to us. Thank you.
I'll see you at the bridge to Busan once I'm finished at the late house and
Bridge to Busan?
Sure thing, Salyan. I love our conversations.
I can't wait for a puzzle with...
Yeah, now it's like this.
I'm trying to know what the alat mean is in English.
I wanna see Split.
Divide, yeah. We divide and multiply. The Jack can see the priorities. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
True.
Yeah, in Swedish it would be straight up DLF, which is split.
Hmm, so you can get weapons here.
Hmm.
Well, I'll buy some Magna Memo.
I do need that.
Cool.
Even a frag grenade is here.
800.
Wait, we're good. We're to have enough.
Education will only get worse if a new generation will use AI.
If I knew how to use AI, I'd ask AI to solve this for me and see if it could do it.
Actually, we call it multiplication and division.
Going in and out they slang.
Oh, is it?
Okay, I'm gonna do what this one guy said in chat.
If he's correct, I'll gift him a sub.
I'm not even gonna look at it, I'm just gonna type it in.
Damn, I mean I'm a man of my word.
I'm a man of my word.
pretty easy though to be fair they're just gonna get harder uh man where are you
where is the guy that said this oh there i see you all right i'm a man of my word
hopefully this won't show my details now hold on
I should be fine. Yeah it's fine. Hey, you! Cool.
Uh, let's stash this, stash. Ah, we can save I guess.
We have three green ones now. So that's pretty tight. Take bonus item, stash the flash
because I'm not gonna use it until... forever.
I'm wounded right now. What we can do? Did I see Train to Busan?
I believe I've seen it twice, yeah.
Three green ones and using it will give us a health boost again.
Thank God we're playing on hard puzzles.
Imagine if we played on easy puzzles and I would still take a while to solve the math problems.
Yeah, I wouldn't, though. I wouldn't.
But imagine. Imagine.
Colony. Oh, moving from the same guy?
This is real. Sick.
Isn't this cool? Thus far it's really good.
It's really good.
That one was easy-easy arrow.
But you know it's more fun if chat solves it because when they're gonna get harder
It's gonna be arguments about when do you do which part? Do you divide first?
Do you multiply first? Do you do the minus first? Do you do the parentheses first?
And then it's just gonna be a big discussion.
Easy.
Oh, what?
What kind of Glorp speak is this?
What the hell?
There's gonna be so many people doing it wrong and claiming the equations written poorly.
Yeah. My math isn't what it used to be. I haven't done it since school, man. It's so over.
I'll leave the math thing to the... Oh, I can go here. To the experts.
Or I can't go over here. There must be a code somewhere here.
here. My favorite subject in school was English and physical education. There must be something
I can do here. Nothing. Nothing at all. Was there anything I missed? Well, down there
There is Gloarpe's Beach.
Wait, can I climb this?
No.
Yours was math and physics.
Ah, gosh, gosh, gosh.
Alright, let's go backwards.
Clearly, there is nothing here.
Nothing here
No, what do you mean last so they like last picked or something I don't think we did those like
Things no, I was actually good at physical education
I because I found it fun
So then it was fun to do it
And then it was boring ass history, which oh my god I could barely stay awake from I
History to me was definitely not I was not my favorite subject
I know it's important, but it didn't make it any less interesting for me
you know what's history your hair brother okay maybe your eyesight cuz my hair
is fully fledging up there all right
fuel oh well out of the fuel I've motor oil what a goldhawk I do have motor oil
but no fuel I can climb up here if I want to
and
I was like a very... in brennbรฅl? Okay, brennbรฅl is basic. It's kind of like baseball, but I don't know, simplified. I would play it in Sweden.
I was like a high-risk, high-reward guy.
I was like a high-risk, high-reward guy.
I was like a high-risk, high-reward guy.
I was like a high-risk, high-reward guy.
of
the
Yeah, so you get 12 point... you get 12.5 health if you use a triple green every time
me music
Hands up chat
Shit that's a fast guy
of
All ground foam playing music by Jamie Jimmend Park your music always puts me in good mood
but I need to keep moving.
All right.
No Cam.
No.
Yeah I've seen it.
I entrenched I've seen it
The path tracing the door I think ours is too looks a good without any path tracing or anything
Fucking Ikea
No fatality I was hoping I'd get a fatality do you I wonder if you take any damage when
you parry or yeah you can parry and then you have to press R1 for a counterattack right
after it then she does a kick. Arcade key. I want to find those 12 coins by the way.
Seems like there's a lot of outfits you can unlock in this game.
Oh, it's locked from the other side?
Where are we?
Oh, we got the arcade key, though.
Oh, I'm sure there's a nurse outfit.
I don't doubt it.
Hey, you!
I saw this one after I was team and figured it's one you end up playing, how I miss much.
No, not super much! It's really good!
The game is super good.
I'm like, very nicely surprised.
Discarded mobile phone here, I could scan it with my wrist gadget and start some data out of it.
I'll slide it takes early have you forgotten the code
There's a third time you forgot then I'll send you a picture make sure you save it's your phone for future reference
All right
how do I fish 31214 31214 wait no Roman these must be symbols
Yeah, we don't know to which.
Is that in Stockholm?
It kind of looks like it.
Okay, how the hell am I going to solve it from that?
I don't know, but we definitely have a clue for a code now.
two different codes though there's one with the symbols and then there's one
with numbers
we have plenty of places to go though we could go up here oh you can't go up
here it really looks like you can oh maybe it's like you move this when you
put some gas in? I don't know. Okay, you've called. Well, let's find the arcade, then.
Oh yeah, so there's a code here. How many numbers?
Only four? Hmm, okay. Yeah, you need gasoline for the forklift.
Let's see files
So there's this there's a fish and then there's like Roman numerals
And then it's like yeah, I don't know
3, 1, 2, 1, 4.
No.
I mean, I could try it, I guess, but I don't think so.
I thought every picture was part of the puzzle, not just the Roman numerals.
LOL!
Is that Pepsi?
No.
It was a port of the fish, nothing. The only thing that mattered was the Roman numerals.
I also thought it was every part of the pictures, but no.
Song Min. I hope things are looking up over there. The entire city is under chaos.
Aria and I found some more vials of that health serum. We learned that the blue one seems to boost
the immune system. We saved one for you for when you get back. Hopefully it's enough to
protect us all from succumbing to whatever this illness is. Be safe Song Min. We'll find a
way to comfort you soon.
I
Like coke or Pepsi better. I haven't had one in a quite a while now, but coke for sure coke for sure
I used to be fucking addicted to drinking the coke zero remember is it drinking on stream all the time for like few months
Wild stuff
I drink tap water and milk now milk is a fucking based
Oh, that's a new type of enemy and a shotgun.
What?
Fuck.
Okay, he has a throw.
So what you gotta do- wait!
Can you sidestep as you're loading the uh- no, you can't.
Not when you're loading a crit.
When you're aiming you can't sidestep, but not when you're loading a crit.
Well to be honest I could load the fitness booster and part of the system improves tissue
strength in a boost and I'm providing basic protection against damage yeah but you want
use three of them at the same time so let's insert this shogun wait there's
gonna be keys here too I don't have enough spit God damn it
where's the nearest safe box well there has to be one soon but then I got to do
a damn math puzzle check and do it
track of back yeah it's true
hey you mr. Attics 124 thank you dude was there one that's close yeah 10
inventory space I'm sure you can get more though yeah it's full it is can you
You crit with a shotgun?
Yeah, you can.
Hey, you!
Mithin' over here.
Mr. Addis-124, by the way, and Regis Earth-82.
Man, I mean, I have two shoddy rounds that could get rid of, I guess.
Ignome points? It's to buy stuff in a store.
I could also just shoot this guy.
There's another one. I might as well use these and then go back and get the key.
My ass!
Yeah, damn.
Alright, we can go back now.
They're all poor quality.
Is that because I use a shotgun?
Maybe.
key ring okay what does it say on this key ring one of them is tag that reads
what? ESOL art studio okay that's cool yeah I crit thus far has one shot every
single thing. Was there a math puzzle in here? No. Combining it with the other key? Ah, doesn't
good idea though here comes the crits
critting Carl you can call me
Yeah, I see you dude.
What's funny?
Oh, he's...
Yeah, yeah, there you go brother.
Yeah, man.
They get the capitated anyways, Arie.
They do oh, what the fuck a
Lot more executions man, but I'm just one shot him
oh a puzzle oh is this hydrocarbon fluid what do you use that for for fucking hell
Well, 8 minus 4 is 4?
I need to use 7 buttons!
What the fuck in hell?
What if we do...
Okay, has anyone saw that already?
It's all in a phone frame.
Great, I'm out.
I need to use every single button.
seven six seven there's no six um yeah we could do
we got a calculator on me if you do this no it won't work six
there's many ways to do them though they said that yeah it's true true true
Oh, yeah, I could have just used Calcutta on PC. Yeah, true. Anyways, I need the red ones.
Ditch this, ditch that, get the double red ones, switch to safe, red ones, red ones.
Put these into the syringe and use it. Stamina capacity is 100 and now it is 100 and 200.
12.5. Yether, Yether. Yether, Yether. We got double green. We have the arcade key. We have
a shotgun that we don't really need right now. Any more green? No. We have two greens
and two blues. Alright. Sick. Let's make a save. I can search this room first I
I suppose.
Huh.
There's a blue.
Very nice.
We've got three Antibodies now, and that increases your, uh, slide immunity from biocid
infection, so you can increase your immunity level if you pop three of those permanently.
might as well do that. One, two, put into syringe, syringe. I don't know if you should wait until
you're actually infected before you do this. Maybe. Immuter levels 1.25.
save. Cool. Let's save.
YUMBAL! Big 76 and R-Car 92. Thank you guys.
Which one's better? Hawk 2 or 6, 7?
Well I guess Hawk 2 at least had a me-me.
Well is there no key item in there?
Well I guess I have the arcade key.
Oh! We also got those two items.
I forgot.
But I don't know if it's gas. Is it gas?
Yeah, I like Purgmada, yeah.
For most fuel from my machine, I would say.
It says chemical commissur is a suitable component for most fuels and propellants, yeah.
Cool.
Check out your dinner? Okay. Sure.
Is that actually true?
I don't believe this.
should have enough fuel yeah not unless and it's gonna sell too these kids are
gonna be like oh six seven yeah mom let me get some six seven nuggets
okay
I want to get the execution man, but I deal too much damage.
You have to shoot without a crit then and hope they get staggered.
And that uses so much ammo
La boob has been taking over my country. I see bootleg la boob stuff everywhere. Yeah, we have that here, too
And we also have cataphras robots driving around like the supermarkets
Yeah, there's like actual, like they look like cataphos.
And they drive around wishing you a good day and maybe you want to buy some dimes.
Or dates.
I mean, dimes.
yesterday and after our anniversary dinner and now we're engaged oh giggles
let's go congrats to you both happy for you miss note behind both on the door
yeah I was thinking I need to go to that door so I was gonna go here but
maybe there's a side area too you're right yeah there's a note here my dear
Dear neighbors and friends, Suu Min didn't make it.
Whoever finds this note, I've left all my remaining supplies here for you to share.
Take whatever you need.
All I ask that you remember to care for the young, the sick, and elderly first.
Those of you who knew Suu Min will understand it's what she would have wanted.
I pray some of you have made it, but to those still out there, please don't come
looking for me.
Without Suu Min I have nothing.
Good luck to y'all, and goodbye.
I was a mouse PI. It's good. It's great. Phenomenal music, art style. Gameplay is cool too, but
the game is quite long so the gameplay gets a little bit repetitive I thought, but it's
not a big deal.
Please, they've just got engaged.
Don't do this, please.
Not another divorce incident, Eladis Bay.
Hey, you...
Isabel.
Do you speak English?
My name is Toyan.
I'm here to help.
Do you need assistance?
Me?
No, that's all.
Do you?
No.
Do you want to come down here and talk? I can't guarantee your safety up there.
And give my business for now.
Good to have you made to solve that need back.
Wait!
Hey! Long time no see!
Evan, I just came across a survivor.
A woman maybe Spanish, but she took off after I questioned her.
Oh yeah? Well maybe you should work on your people skills?
This is serious, Evan.
Something about that woman didn't seem right to me.
right to me she didn't look like a survivor she was carrying military here I
think she was she was did your government send in anyone else no I don't
think so our guys in French as far as I know it's just me then what a tourist
who stole military gear some kind of sick robin that's bothering me yeah
sounds like she's got you rattles look this mission is bothering me too let's
Just keep going. We'll talk about it when we meet up. Okay?
You should have two bazookas. Oh, I see what you mean.
Whoa, the camera is going cool here.
I'm not sure what this one's was. It's unrecognizable.
Oh, there's the arcade. Okay.
I wonder if you can get reliable execution if you use the knife?
Play!
relapsed
apex predator
i gotta watch that movie
predator
Dylan
you son of a bitch
pry bar
prying doors and other similar objects
can you answer your damn phone there's some guy here from the local council
grilling us over some special key
But the boss was supposed to be holding on to.
I swear to God, if that's the thing you put in the claw machine as a reward,
I'm gonna tear you new one myself.
You can't just put anything from the back room in there.
You're supposed to use actual goddamn prizes, you idiot.
Claw machine, huh?
LUCKY!
Thiefy, thanks for the 109!
Thank you.
Hope you're well, E.V.
Uh, claw machine I guess is up here. Unless it was the one in the middle here.
Is this claw machine? No. It doesn't look like... no, no, no, it's not.
Clockwork. Relapse, Quarmera.
Lobster, I don't know.
Aha!
It's a claw machine game and there's something inside and you have to token to use it.
But we have a crowbar, can you just pry open some shit?
Can I just pry it open?
Need some toucans, need some toucans, toucans, toucans, toucans, toucans.
There's a door here we could go through.
Nope.
Was there a Jill doll?
I mean, I'm coming back though, we gotta get some toucans somewhere.
We have a crowbar.
We can go this way.
Any toucans? Oh shit.
damn it why do you die so easily I feel like it's gonna be cool oh wait I have a
I have a crowbar.
Is it used in here?
Did it work?
Okay. Why smile?
It's Monday, isn't it?
Is that worthy of smile?
Lying, we're lying key here.
Door is busted, it won't open.
Well, there was nothing here. Yeah, you'd think the tokens are actually inside the arcade, so I'm gonna go to the arcade.
I'll try it, run on.
Lock on the door is busted, it won't open.
did it won't open
Was there a token machine here tokens is that a token machine?
oh there's a Jill doll yeah lol minus one the gun sounds so good in this
I mean, if you don't find tokens in the arcade, then where the hell would you find tokens?
What do we have as key items? Yeah, we have a pry bar.
You can pry open doors and other objects, except I can't.
Will it auto do it or do I have to do this I?
Think we got a backtrack with a pry bar that's what I believe
That's true walking clock. Yeah, it's true
Yeah, I'm going to try the wide door over here.
I'm going to try all the locked doors.
Stuck in one open.
I'm guessing you don't have to do this because that will be insanely weird.
What about here?
It's boarded up, no need to go inside.
Can I have a pry bar?
Okay, what about this door?
It won't open, okay.
Okay.
Is it over?
It's so over.
I haven't seen anything else to pry or anything.
Or have I?
Yeah, this pry bar is the most cosmetic thing ever.
nothing here nothing here nothing here
Oh, well, I'm insanely stuck.
Of hell.
Wait, what about this?
It's boarded up. No, okay.
I've already used this.
Wait, why did it respawn? Is it because I hadn't used it?
wait have I been here yeah I have yeah this didn't open from the side okay
just like this.
the lightly sealed door in the art building.
Is there a lightly sealed door there?
I'll check it.
That was the door that's open and that's over here.
I think it's open. I'll check this first
because clearly you're supposed to use the pry bar somewhere.
But a lot of like, you can't use it on boarded open doors.
This says it's tightly sealed.
Okay, that doesn't work though, yeah.
That was a good call but it's over.
Yeah, um, sure, max luck, sure.
Wait, was there something in the, uh, in the bonus?
Oh, yeah, there it is.
Uh, right.
should probably take that and shove it over there.
Thanks.
I completely missed it.
All sleep toaster.
Thanks, 49, bro.
Thank you.
Well, is there anything that's pliable over here?
There's a gate here.
Is that where I came from?
Oh wait, what is this?
Ahhhh, it's here.
Yeah.
Sick.
There's no flushing, this game is super tight.
One thing I don't like is the math puzzles, but I check and solve those.
Give the headshotting to me.
I'm also curious about the lore of this because this is not just some zombie virus.
This is because a meteor crashed into South Korea.
So I think the lore is in the setup or lore or whatever is pretty interesting.
Yeah, it's most definitely ass.
What?
Oh my god, he's got a hell sweep.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What oh my god, he's gonna help sweet ah
But no, I don't know what hell bet
Fuck you execute no
got so much health now hundred thirty-seven
oh of course the arcade token is here yeah
Hey, you.
Apologize, it makes a 34.
Using those words to lead to the bad ending?
No, they don't.
No, it doesn't.
No, they don't.
No they don't.
I wonder how a speedrunner in this game will be.
Probably pretty tight, right?
No, I'm just saying, like, I mean, Resident Evil games sound like a big community in
terms of backgrounds.
I wonder if some of them have hopped on this.
Because this plays very tightly.
I like it.
Do I play?
I'm going to grab them all, man.
What if there's something hidden behind these?
OOOH!
Look at that!
I like the other words in the claw machine, yay!
Tight.
Okay, you.
Baron Bodita, two years, thank you, dude!
Played a claw game just like this on September 30th, 1998.
It's a night I'll never forget.
Of course.
1998.
I really want to get a save, but if I'm going to save that means Chad has a problem.
I guess it really doesn't mean that if I have a save on me.
Who the fuck shoot that?
How about playing soap killer?
No, what?
That's a thing.
Get eye-framed, bitch.
Okay, I could go down there I guess this looks like while you do have parrying in
reposting so yeah there's one of them secret coins horse maybe I should Google
where all of them are. No, that's cheating, I guess. It's like a collectible. You probably
unlock some kind of costume if you find them all. Also, it has a stamina meter in this
game, so yeah. It's all slight, you know? Yeah.
Secure
And dodging
True
Ew, what the
Damn
yeah it's gnomepoints
oh I wish I had the shoddy now
It's so meaty dude and look at all the bloodscorching, jesus christ.
Yeah, I'm really low on ammo.
Crikey, unless I bring out the shotgun.
Oh shit.
Oh, the points are for like the store and stuff.
So you actually get like, there is a purpose to killing enemies in this game, which is
kind of nice.
I know that thing out there isn't Jun Hyuk.
I know it has his eyes, but look closely, the rest of him is all wrong.
It's like several different people.
It can't be him.
I don't know how it's possible, but it's not him.
Don't go out there.
Blush Bonnie.
Bomb Squad.
B-17, boom, birdie.
Okay, I can go here. I could also climb up to the street.
Okay, that's, yeah.
Ah, I know where I am now.
What?
Okay.
Well, I'm here.
This is cool.
I can go to the store.
I can also save here when I want to.
Where's the underwear over her pants?
tactical advantage in warfare. Ah, damn it. There's nothing new here.
Cypher, it helps you crack a safe if you want to.
first aid kit I don't really need anything I could my shawty ammo I guess
I think from broader might have the worst back seating of all time no no I don't absolutely
not I think that's Freya or the damn dragon from yeah you know
should use some flash grenades and try it maybe you get free execution gonna use
them. Will I save yet? Probably not. Well, I can't even save even if I wanted to. I have
no save on me she like hers don't die then
think about Freya's is she's like mocking you don't just stand there
parry that attack it's like and it gets so fucking frustrating because of it
See, oh yeah, I mean, oh yeah, I see what I mean, oh my god, shut up!
Oh yeah, Tapshin, true, you're right, fuck, I should save that in case I'm not mad at
where it happened.
It does only happen in one boss fight, yeah, but it was bad enough for them to write a
a fucking article about it.
When Horizon Forbidden West came to Steam, the top question was, can I make aloe as tea?
Oh yeah, I never really played those games too much, so I don't know how bad it is in
those games.
I'm gonna play Soros.
I will play sorrows on the 28th, yes.
Should be the 28th, I believe.
Yeah, it's not soon, yeah.
That is true, yeah there's 48 hour access, I think you can find on 27th, but I'm actually
not home at 27th.
I have to check which dates, there's like two days I'm gone there because I'm going
to a secret event.
And I think I'm back on the 28th.
I'll just climb up I guess.
And I believe it starts at 48 hours of early access.
And I think I come home the first day it has early access.
I've gone the first day and then I come home the second day.
Aw, mother f-
gollum 2 preview events yeah I'm sure they're making that one
hell of a that was so bald I should reload but I'm no save skimmer
gollum made you yeah okay more like I made gollum
where am I now Saros reminds me of a
Returnal. I think it's definitely like a Returnal-like.
I'm so low on pistol ammo, man.
Well actually that was my last ones but I have plenty of shoddy.
Oh it is by the same developers, yeah.
Well that's gonna be really cool then to see what they've actually learned.
Yes, let's miss every fucking shot.
Okay, bro
Why no stagger I'm trying to get fix execution
People from outside of a you only knows you from Garfun golem streams. That's false. We also know me as the guy asthma gold reacted to
safecracking explosive
eternal story was great I kind of want to replay that
because it's been a while I remember I didn't like the story too much maybe I would now
oh yeah the Chinese media knows me as Hamster Man yeah
Hopefully not, Vic.
How's Asmongole reacting to exactly?
Uh...
Aw, fuck, I'm about to type Asmongole into my search bar.
My recommended is so fucking over.
It's this one.
Right here.
Tha- he has 10 million views, bro!
How crazy is that?
Yeah.
Ha.
Eugh.
It's insane, man.
Crazy.
That video blew the fuck up when it happened.
I
I'm actually running low on ammo in this game.
Being a bit frick gay!
Yes, Pal Jack.
We have meths a few times.
We're like two times.
Oh, is that Bistolamo?
Yeeeaaah, bruh.
A rooster key?
Okay, I guess I'll pick that up.
Oh, aim up and closer?
Oh yeah, I'll try that.
Right, right, right.
Wait, have I seen a rooster lock anywhere?
Oh, I'm not sure...
Stand my... there's no way you can...
Fuck you. Oh, I was trying...
Oh
You don't even need to do the crit. Yeah, you're right. You just blow their heads off
Oh
Yeah, how many flash banks for
You're getting lower on chatters
Wait, there's the back side of the arcade.
Yeah, I was thinking that too, I just haven't- I keep forgetting I actually have a flashbang.
Yeah, that door is unlocked now.
So our inventory is incredibly full, uh...
YouTube algorithm of Sicily loves Asmongold.
Yay I know, that's why I said my recommended is going to be ruined now that I'm typing
it in because his videos will pop up everywhere.
Holy bald mess of hell.
Do you like the Meta series?
Yes!
I'm definitely going to play the new one.
I'll replay the old ones before the new one, I think.
Oh, is this the Rooster, Keven?
Oh, he can go in here.
Oh, there's a safe room here!
Sick.
Alright, any math geniuses?
You're eating delicious pizza with pepperoni, bacon, mushrooms, and extra cheese.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, um, okay.
It's 137 with all seven buttons.
Did I not- wait, Metrux?
This is DLCs?
I don't remember that.
Let's see.
If I do 29 there plus- well, that will be a bit too little- ah, hold, hold.
If we do this plus that, no, that'll be eight.
9632.9.
Nah, these are impossible.
Good job.
I have it. Oh, I got a blue. Sick. I can fix some infection then. Let's not use them.
It's probably dumb, but it's probably dumb, but I guess I'll bring a medkit.
Oh wait, I can't save here. It's just a stash room. The game just saved. I wonder if there's
a boss fight coming. Oh, there's a save right here. Sick. Huh? Oh, the camera switch
Missed me out.
Is that triple green?
No, that's triple blue, double green, double red.
Okay.
Let's make a save.
I don't have one on me, so I gotta,
That camera switch misses me out.
Oh yeah, I can't save. God damn it. I... shit.
Green, red, blue. Yeah, but you give perma-stats if you use three of the same.
You do.
Burma-stats, please bro.
You can choose tank controls or no tank controls. It's completely up to you.
Okay, that's triple blue and triple red red gives you perma stamina stuff
So I'm actually gonna use it insert insert insert I think this increases my defense also
125 stamina capacity now that's like an extra dodge I think pretty tight
No, she hasn't really had any contact with the agent from the start. Not really
Okay
It's a manhole covering two inches. I don't have any strength to lift it on my own
Okay
Here I go
What the fuck is that? Is that a chimera?
Cool
Okay, he got staggered for a minute.
Oh that crit though.
That was a dog cluster they're called.
Hey I didn't save my flashbangs for the sequel.
Yeah boy is learning.
Nobody asked what I got recommended on my YouTube thank god.
Yeah, what did you get recommended about our...hmmm?
Anything you wanna share with a class?
Serpent key piece.
UGH!
Well, we need to figure out where the rest of that key is, and I can't save here yet,
so we'll die.
We're getting home-lander and bullseye videos.
Oh, I see zombies over there.
I mean, I need to go to the right through the gate, but zombie equals...
GNOME points.
I see you, buddy.
Oh, fuck!
Thank you, give me the gnome points.
Is this good?
Yeah, it's legit.
Game is actually super legit.
I am a count not so much though, yikes.
nothing here
nothing here
nothing here
nothing here
nothing here
if you want instant depression
go and cognit in your browser and check what the default
youtube recommendations look like
no
no thank you
oh god it's gonna be a bunch of brain rock shit in it
Yeah
We are
And AI oh, it's AI and the brain rods
I
Wait so our kids like sitting and watching like AI YouTube shows or whatever
Damn
Fuck man, what do you think's gonna happen to like the generation growing up with this stuff now, man
Is it over
On the table there some 12 gauge yeah, we take those
Unfortunately everyone is, all the people I recruit as well, but watching AI stuff?
Oh.
Oh, this is where you need a serpent.
Okay.
I have one piece of the key.
I need more though, and I'm actually drawing a complete blank where to find the next
part.
But there must be a reason they give you a door to go back through here.
Oh, did I get to you?
Yeah I did.
Your mom said to you AI videos thinking they're real.
It's the pointless emotion that does it.
Yeah, you can't blame her man.
It looks so fucking real man. AI's getting scary.
Hmm, I'm actually super cooked about where to go from here on out.
on out. I mean I have a bunch of shortcuts unlocked so there must be
something around this that area.
You're generating countless elevods where you play silk song music AI. Wow. Yeah
Yeah this game has been super sick slightly more than... pleasantly surprised.
Oh there's a dog here. Why is he dead?
Well I can't tell if this is an enemy or not.
I think it's dead.
Yeah.
Well, we have this shortcut so it must be something here
Was the headshot you gave Ashley Krupp gets videos AI? Well, yeah, it was her AI
Running in front of my aim as I shot
Not my problem
bozo ass Ashley
Right, this just takes me in here.
I need the second part of the Serpent Key.
I'm guessing there's only two parts.
Maybe three.
Chained together with the lads.
Dude, we gotta play it.
But there's like a lethal company arc going on now.
What's Red Hunger coming back?
Hey, I can be part of the lethal company art if I want to, okay?
I've been invited.
And I'm still invited, okay?
Wait, what about the car? Does that mean something?
Why does it go clip-clip when I go past it?
And why does it look like it's insanely animated?
minus one it was my final bullet
Okay, I'm just making sure I didn't miss like a part here.
What did I get from here?
I don't remember.
I got something from here.
I haven't even seen a metro.
What I should do is go save.
It's gotta be over here though, otherwise they wouldn't give you this shortcut.
I highly doubt it, so it is over here somewhere.
There's that shortcut, and this is where you need the other part of the key, right?
That's all there is over here.
Yes, this is where you need the serpent key.
here I go again on my own oh wait no me through no wait have I been yeah yeah
that's where the store is right yeah yeah I know where the metro is I know I
know where it is I do know where Metro it doesn't sound good to me to say
Metro me a through your bad so on thanks for bruv thank you yeah I know where
I remember I was there early on it's where the first shop is and the only shop I've ever found
Yeah, but they're older got him if you mean like your parents or whatever, you know
Derail like 72
the me up there is over here but I the thing is I don't have any new key item
or anything so I don't really know what the metro is gonna do for me here
because what have I done that I couldn't do before here unless it's
some scripted events
but it's a right it's a right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah damn I have so many
blue ones what the hell it was the metro that had the code the weird code that
was like a glorph speak so I should probably anyways but now I'm curious wait
no wasn't here oh fuck I'm trying to remember where no it was definitely here
It was definitely here, um, not here, over here, and then it was to the left over here.
Right.
Yeah, it's down there.
It's down there.
There's a weird code you need, yeah.
Yeah, here.
This is like some fucking globe speak, also known as arrows, but I have not seen this
code anywhere.
Well, I mean, yeah, I mean these are just ticket booth things.
It would be really dumb if it's that, wouldn't it?
If it's these, that's, there's no way.
That would be so dumb.
I'm gonna try it though.
Oh, that doesn't even exist on this, so I'm like,
comfy.
There's not that many you need though.
I've already interacted with this stuff.
It just says there's nothing unusual, nothing unusual.
Nothing out of the ordinary, nothing out of the ordinary.
Ticket machine, ticket machine, ticket machine.
I passed through it earlier?
What?
Wait.
Something over here?
Even if it's 2 of 4, I would like to know why it's 2 of 4 though.
There's the solution to this.
Hey, you!
Because I don't see it anywhere.
Uh, gamer bomb.
Thanks for knowing, bro.
This is the one I just unlocked, I think.
Um.
Oh, it's this!
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, the writing is upside down.
So it's boom and then that one and then that one boom that one and that one.
Oh I think it saves.
I missed that little camera shot there.
It was, uh, boom, that one, and I think that one.
Enter.
Enter.
Wait, shit.
Fuck, was there a fourth one?
Calvate, there's a fourth one.
It was this for sure.
what did I miss it oh I didn't I didn't see the one that was covered
of
Um, no, 204 wasn't even correct, Silentia.
It was four numbers for the code, not three.
But actually, uh, actually, it was not by a hazard trauma kit.
Oh, the surfing key piece!
Nice!
But now we got it!
Cool!
Cool!
This game's tight, man.
I live for it to continue again.
It's a better fact though.
And actually...
It's 338 McCann's sleep song forged. Yeah, I mean
Sometimes it just do be like that. I went to bed at 338 last night, but that's because I stream so damn late
Yeah, I'm not live tomorrow it do be Tuesday
It do be choose die
Yeah, salad. Happens back.
I think before you need glue or something for this. I don't know. There's a serpent kiasp over here.
Nice, now we know what to do next stream.
Definitely want to continue this, but I am going to be in some anyways now. This game is really cool though.
I think it's sick. Did I unlock any outfits or anything?
I haven't unlocked anything wait gnome points use gnome points
here costumes there's this one too see that's seyon but then you have seyon
cosmetics and then you have evan you can actually change evans costume which
makes me wonder if there's also someone called isabel oh wait that's her right
that's that was her and here we have a secret
cheats menu you won't be able to get an s-rank or achievements if cheats are
active video filters and weapon collection
Oh my god, there's so many weapons in this game.
Sick.
May I have some cheats, boss?
What about the Zodiac coins?
I only have two of them.
I haven't seen new from BuzzShift E. I'm not.
Oh, what a horrible picture to get greeted with.
Oh, yeah, not live to Marchat chat.
We're so close to 100 people in the Wings for Life group now, man.
Also, yeah, I saw someone write in the Wings for Life group chat that they didn't know you could do test run.
You can do test runs with Wings for Life. Yeah, you can.
So it's literally a test run just like on the day.
I'm gonna do one this week. Oh, was it you salad who wrote that?
Okay, I see. Yeah, you can you can do legit test runs, so you know exactly what to expect on the day
easy peasy
Easy peasy. Yeah, we're we're 93 registered people, but in the group we're I think we are
Yeah, there's 18 that aren't registered. So
We'll see as we get closer today. We gotta get over a hundred
you're doing a test run tomorrow let's go I'm doing my speed workout tomorrow so
no no test run that'll be later in the week will the car follow you in the in
the test no it's all through app I mean the whole event is through the app to
unless you go to one of the big cities of course yeah I make as good DJ today
I'm not I'm gonna get the dog walked and do his extras this how far do I have
to run you don't have to run anything if you don't want to if you don't
want to that that's the thing about the event you can fucking walk walk the dog
or something that's what Mika's gonna do she's gonna walk your shit during the
events it's all just for charity oh that's it you can even register and not
do anything every the registration fee goes to charity she didn't do any side
stuff, Super Meat dude. None of it.
Oh yeah, for sure, Salad, for sure. I would definitely believe you will get that, I think
so. I think maybe I'll get like a 15k maybe. We'll see if my hamstring can hold. It should
hold though. I'll smoke 15 cigarettes at some of my apartment charity. Hey, sign up and
do it, alright? Fuck it. Help us hit over 100 peeps. What's the pace for 15k? I'm not
sure, actually. But I think so. I've seen some paces of people going like 11-12k and
they have slower pace than what I do so I think I can hit around 15k maybe but
it's a pretty wild guess it's a wild guess I'm back Wednesday chat I'm gonna
continue this game I'm loving this game I thought it was sick man yeah nothing
else to say really mouse got finished today atomic heart got finished today
He's gotta do them long run salads.
The schedule I have now I'm so happy with.
Just three runs a week.
One easy run, one long run, and one speed workout.
It keeps it varied so it's really fun.
It's legit fun to do them.
Same as thanks for the 71.
Anyways, uh, appreciate y'all chat.
Oh, there is a distance time-pace calculator on the website?
Oh.
Wait, where?
Wings for life calculator.
Goal calculator.
Oh shit, there is, yeah.
Oh, wait, okay.
Wait, this is easy.
This is easy, actually.
So, I'll- this is- I run at like 540 pace?
I'll say 550.
So, I'll get 17 kilometers with that.
Damn!
It depends on where you run though.
That's cool!
You can actually check your pace.
Spoilers.
Hmm.
I should be able to hold this for for this long. I definitely think so
Dude there's some people that run like fucking hell their face is insane
Yeah, damn
God damn
Yeah, I said, Rita, good night.
Thanks, seven man.
Thank you.
No, I'm going to be chilling around like 550, I think that should be that should be good.
You're working on pace for for 10 K. Damn.
Yeah, my goal isn't to hit like a 10 K. I want to do like a 10 K pace thing.
I want to do ultra marathon 90 K. I want to do in about two years from now.
my my all-time goal yeah it's 90k uh it's boss ultra marathon that one I want to do
it'll be cool man it'll be cool you're gonna get a watch you can probably measure yes you should
salad it helps a lot it does not have to get into your spirit chill pace oh yeah yeah I mean
I mean, you gotta build up for it. It's all about not getting injured.
Like, I'm all about staying injury-free the moment I fix this fucking hamstring.
So I'm gonna do a few marathons here and there, building up for it.
It'll be fun, man. It'll be fun.
It's all about staying injury-free. That's it. That's the most important thing ever.
I'll be back!
yeah Wednesday chat Wednesday I'm gonna do more ground zero yeah like I said I
thought the game was really sick man it's really fun and then I'm gonna research
some other games to play I think bank for fools looks pretty cool not enough
I'd stream it though I'll see you Wednesday or Tuesday chat appreciate
Y'all, buh-bye, I do not call Planchine, no.
I do not.
Bye.
I love you guys.
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