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Johnny, remove the emote!
That emote is illegal.
It's more toxic than El Eluzer.
I move it!
Oh yeah, New Crimson Desert patch is true.
see here how the fuck do I see my e-bolts bro?
That was my PC.
Why doesn't it show up when I search?
I gotta scroll through a thousand emotes just to find this cat.
Oh, good lord. Wait, is this all my emotes?
Then, you know that that can't be it, then what the hell is this? No, there's nothing.
Oh, okay, well, uh...
The garf one is not there. I'm not crazy. It's not there.
Ha. Ha. What the f-
Ah, time to scour through this, then.
I see it!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It's the small victories we take!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Leon thanks 30!
Thank you!
Ba da ba da ba dum!
Cav has like 98, dude!
Thank you!
I'll see you at TwitchCon, yeah?
No ice, man.
Captured you later?
Yeah, you're probably captured.
No, I don't do media.
I'm not.
of that and then capture two later yeah you're probably captured no I don't do
meet and greet have us I never have and I probably never will but I mean I'll be
walking around and stuff of course of course Jay and Silent Bob what was that
let me let me let's scour
Oh, that's not a horror game.
This is not like a beat em up.
Oh, this is not a new game.
Oh, you're the developer, aren't you?
Yeah.
True.
This song has an E sound in the background.
Yep, now it's gone.
Yeah awkward
My kids is hadn't heard they ever gonna come to the US I actually am
this year
But I don't know if I'm allowed to say why yet
I can ask
cool yeah I am going to the US this year at the end of the year because I'm
running the New York marathon Archshelves the one who's picked thank you
dude
yeah that's a that's a hard to get into marathon
Yeah, it's pretty huge.
It's, uhh, yeah.
Da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I've never ran a marathon before.
Nope.
Red Bull Convexion actually has nothing to do with Red Bull.
Nothing.
Prang is in Sector 277, if I do.
oh that's cool mental that's cool absolutely no it's the full marathon yeah
you're training for wings for life then so far two and a half marathon back to
back two days in a row two and a half marathon back to back to the road just
don't get injured Lear fucking hey that's crazy yeah I'm doing a wings for
test run tomorrow. Will I stream N.Y. Marathon? Ah, it's a bit too early to say.
Do any updates for this? There hasn't been some.
I feel like I've heard of this.
I feel, huh, this game looks actually really cool.
That looks pretty cool, man. Very good reviews.
I remember looking at your new puppy. Oh, look at that!
Very nice, very good one.
I told him that I like 62.
Oh, there's opening cinematic for Diablo 4 now.
Older my drummer's 22 reviews.
Yeah, maybe we'll play later.
I've asked Lad Chat when we're chaining together, but only left-bice answered, so...
Real Riot, real. I wouldn't know.
Black Flag Resync, I have the livestream open. It's at 6 p.m. today. So yeah, probably watch it. We could...
I'm excited for it.
Intro, he's the 8th.
And Trouted got a huge patch.
Yeah, they have full release and fall this year, so I might wait though.
I really want to try Trouted though.
New York Marathon is such a good one.
It's basically a tour of every borough.
Yeah.
I'm excited for it.
It's gonna be really cool.
Yeah, SawCab is, yeah, it's called Dusk or something, right?
I
Was gonna check out her real quick cuz we have captured to that's out first one's pretty good
And there it is yeah sitting on good reviews to 38
94% I
Think I'll ever finish ball Hala
I don't know
What is Bloodmall retaped?
Wait, this is sick!
Can you change the filters in the game?
What's with the like insane VHS lines?
Short first person dinosaur horror game.
I like it!
Okay, we might have some sloppies dude.
We have Bloodmall.
I mean, we have Ultimate Drummer, which is not a horror game.
We have Capture 2.
I really want to finish Ground Zero first, though.
There's not too much left, I believe.
I don't believe so.
At the stream, they drop the trailer for new Aya Yaw Street Fighter 6 characters.
She looks in Mega Pain. Ooh.
Wait, what's her name? Is it Ingrid or something?
Scream Under the House.
Huh! Dude! Positive reviews!
80%!
Wait, I know this house.
Yep.
yep yep I legit if I play this game it's probably like the sixth game I play
that has that uses this building
she's out zoning JP let me watch it
What am I an extra-dimensional be a peacekeeper a guardian angel a cold-holder
Is this an original character? It is, right? Is it not? Oh, she's been in others? Oh,
I don't think I've ever seen her. Oh, she can absorb encounter projectiles? Is that
level one level two oh wow the big combo videos with this that's kind of sick
there oh she's from a fighting game everyone hates oh my god Jesus
What?
Dude, she looks like ass to play against.
Alright, let's see the level 3 though.
Haha, woo!
Is this level 3?
Yeah.
Nah, don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it. I don't want it.
I forgot I have an urgent matter.
You.
Maybe sit this one for a while.
Come on.
Okay.
Yeah, not a huge fan.
Not a huge fan.
Uh...
Okay, you...
Uh...
Oh, why, Ekmak? Why?
Oh, the announcement.
Oh, watch this.
Hello there, Terrence. Ingrid here to talk to you directly about how wonderful I'm going to be when I join the Street Fighter 6 roster on May 28th.
Wow, we've already- we're already sixth installment.
Feels like just a few seconds ago when I graced it with my presence,
albeit not in any mainline series.
How do you tear and say it?
It's been a long time coming, and some obsession with number 6-7.
Now you all started saying,
huh, t- shut up!
Capcom, shut up!
Never again!
Oh...
Fucking hell.
I want to jump from a cliff like Kratos and God of War.
Alrighty then.
But please ban me.
Yeah. Yeah, shit.
Oh my lord. God damn.
Yeah, that's uh, yeah. Yeah.
Surrongle horror you mean please ban me days to die?
I haven't played 7 days to die, it's pretty good.
What language is my YouTube in?
Swedish apparently.
Yeah, it's in Swedish, I didn't notice.
I didn't even notice.
So the game plan, we're gonna finish the grounds here, there's not super much left.
Then we have Captured 2, we have that other short horror game.
Her taunt insta kills? Yeah, like Akamayaya.
Uh, it's a demo, metamorphosis?
Da da da da.
Whoa.
That looks really sick.
Metamorphosis.
Damn, look at this.
I like it garf they blow bro we played it we played garf yesterday hey it was not a good
time since you're a slob 90's to try Michigan for from L I played it but I flushed it I
I don't think I ever finished it.
Wait this is pretty awesome.
I like it.
This actually looks really, really good.
Renaissance meme, thanks 49 dude.
And neverall, thanks 26, thank you guys.
Hey, you.
Drummer game today?
Yeah, we could do drummer game too.
First we have to finish ground zero. Like I said, there's not too much left. I believe...
Yeah
Last time I said that I was live to 1 a.m. Trying to finish the mouse game
And then I still had like three hours to go for two
How is ground zero? It's really good. Chain together. Hey, I've written in the last chat
When are we chaining together only left by his answer and he says he's down whenever so yeah
Yeah. Yeah, it is what it is. At the end of the day.
Yeah, but I have six chapters left in this, but I believe they get pretty short.
Some chapters are very short, and some are longer.
No highs removed I I removed it I did I did me
Our shows on I got damn it I forgot to have chat on yesterday during this game
Yes, I should have had that
I'll enjoy Lee art enjoy did nice work on your runs I
I posted a picture I made the sound earlier and he's eager to prove me wrong.
He's got to get this cancelled so he won't have Corpettes tonight.
Now he might have Corp, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I mean, I have other games to play too.
I would just be, it would be really fun to play Chain Together, I think.
They want to finish the company mod?
Yeah, but they're not doing that today.
I don't believe.
I'm in the chat where they're planning their sessions.
I know when they're planning the next session and it's not today.
I'm in there spying, dude.
Like Tom Cruise or someone.
It makes no sense. This doesn't go up every day. No, no, no.
Uh, it's because Salad said that this said that he has a lot of Korpa this month.
So he might have Korpa today or not, or tomorrow or something.
But that's what Salad said that this said.
So now I'm saying that Salad said that this said that he has a lot of Korpa.
No, we're not doing more garf today, Amius.
It's actually some cool horror games out.
What did Lepase?
I don't know.
He hasn't commented on it.
So Ellis said the salad said that this set has a lot of corporate?
Yes, exactly.
Just hasn't said anything about Lepa not commenting on it.
Not yet.
Just dodged it.
It's 57.
Thank you.
This music is actually really good.
Yeah, yeah, he's already done, he's done the like the headphone, Sony headset thing.
Yes, but maybe he has more though. What did Jarvill say?
He said something like
Your mom is a known slot
and Kim is a crackhead so what's Hayley gonna be when she grows up he said
something like that I remember hey you I remember
Joseph X 52!
Anyways, let's wrap this one up.
Can we start this track against each other?
True!
Maybe we should.
it's not her underwear she has pants you claim your mother's a crack in a
chemist and no slots what's he like gonna be when she grows up yeah say I was
almost right
yeah there's a 40 gigabytes mega update for Crimson Desert yeah damn yeah there
They're patching that hard. They are. They are. I have not seen that rex axe. No.
Well, we're going out here. I know I think I know where to go.
This area is pretty humongous, but pretty sure it's just left side.
Because yeah, I think so. They added hard difficulty with new enemy mechanics.
Is there more more tanks maybe
Still saw someone complaining cuz it took a week for this update after the previous I mean people will complain about anything man
Battle rules like 71
Yeah they do Zive every day.
Why aren't you playing Witcher 3?
Why haven't you played Silk Song?
In due time, young padawan.
In due time, it will happen.
I think I have the code for this.
I'm actually listening to the first Witcher book now.
It's very good.
3, 2, 9, 1.
Yeah, that was correct.
Cool.
Nice.
Yeah, what's I said?
But yeah, I'm listening to the Witcher 3 book. No, the Witcher book. It's really good. I'm really digging it man
Hey you as rate takes it to 26, thank you
I'll play Witcher 4 before 3. No, but if the rumors are true that they're making a DLC for Witcher 3
I mean, then it makes sense to play it when that
What up little w me I got somber killer of the biohazard hell sick
Oh hey, this is one of them slides.
F. Okay.
Well I'll play Warhammer 48, Dawn of War 4.
Don't think I will.
I feel like the extra animation to aim critical shots is not necessary.
I don't...
I do not agree, uh, because the critical shot is that it takes a while to line it up, but
the reward is insane if you manage to pull it off.
But it's supposed to be a bit panicky to pull off, like shit, do I just spam bullets or
do I take the time to line it up and then hit that in the middle but then all
of a sudden the enemy is already in your face sometimes and then you're like fuck
I should just blast the bullets how am I on ammo yeah it's getting very low now
oh I should probably move myself top left so you can see my gnomepo
hey you
Cool. Um, close.
I thought the game crashed.
No, I think it's because I gave Salad Chain together, but he had it already.
Alex, it's the big ninety-four. Thank you.
Ah, you know what?
Let's go use the slide first.
Um, nerdy things are right over a good strong, dude.
Oh yeah, nerfs.
Hi-ya-ya.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
believe you use the slides here for any three of them so no can do this yet
unless
But you're never here, Scythe. How can we do the cooking stream?
Also, look what's behind me.
That is the pole that I'm using for the pole dancing.
I've started to set it up.
I know it's a bit late, but better late than never.
I guess I'll go to Skinrope Grancy.
New content direction?
I just gotta try some shit now, you know?
So to get there you have to go through there.
Ah, pretty pain.
The pole- actually seems really easy to set up.
Dude, pole dancing is INSANE exercise.
Insane.
Yeah, exactly why, I know, right?
I might just use it as a workout after I'm done with it.
A med kit.
I don't really need it but I'll grab it I guess.
Okay, let's see here, so you can use this to up...oh, I can see it here.
Nice.
Okay.
Why is it so dank?
Oh yeah, I need...yeah, you need all three.
You need all three, it says.
Another schematic is the three overlapping images to combine the final result, yep.
Ah cock, cock, cock.
Ba da na na.
No, I even have the instruction book right here, Johnny.
all the tools all the tools fake wrench what no zythe did we decide on which
one I should do I feel like it was Final Fantasy 10 right
Kingdom Hearts 2, if I'm against 10.
Oh, Kingdom Hearts would be fun, though.
Wait, I want to do that dialogue, uh...
I am the biggest nobody of them all, or whatever.
And then she goes like... or he goes like, I meant your name.
Did someone mention the door to darkness?
Maybe I should do that whole video of the Kingdom Hearts one.
That's pretty good.
Wait, that's actually a great idea.
Yeah, let's do that one.
Send it. Fucking send it.
Now I gotta record it.
I actually don't know where to go from here.
Any sack beaters know, just let me know.
It's Riku!
They put bugs in him!
I'm already half Xehanort!
That's nuts!
Who wrote this script, man?
Uh, can you go through here?
I can't. I am actually not sure where to go here now. I've been, well, maybe solved the puzzle.
I feel like I've been like everywhere.
What is that ladder there? Have I been there?
Wait, what is this?
Edith scanner?
Yeah.
Ah, god.
Am I talking like Sekuno?
Sekuno.
Uh, I don't know how he talks.
I don't know how he talks.
Am I talking like Sekuno, Saikuno?
Uh, I don't know how he talks.
Barely know who he is.
Dude, I'm 100% the man who doesn't even know what's in his game.
Yeah, probably.
Uh, so I'm opening the menu a lot here, but yeah.
Let's just grab this green stuff.
I don't know.
That's nuts!
By the main entrance I missed something?
Oh, okay, thank you.
I'll check it.
I'm just gonna...
Uh, this should be loose, uh...
Oh, yeah.
here. The story until now, well it takes place South Korea, meteor has fallen here and it's
turning people into these like mutants. So it's like this alien virus and you're here
now to upgrade your scanner for like the black box I guess.
Alright we'll go back then.
No, what's happening is that there's a meteor that's crashing South Korea and you get sent in to investigate with your teammate.
So we're here now to upgrade our scanner because we need it.
I don't actually recall why we need it.
Something to do with a signal, something, something, something.
Dude, I wish Kingdom Hearts story wasn't just like spread across like how many games and like handheld games and shit.
There's so many. I was so invested in that story when I finished the first Kingdom Hearts.
I remember sitting there crying when Kyrie and Sora, they hold hands but then she has
to go back and then they say something like, I'll always be with you. And then she says,
I know you will!
And then the song starts, when you all go away.
I was crying in front of the TV, man.
Oh man.
Chills.
Chills.
Fifteen!
One of them is a shut down mobile game, which you can't play anymore.
Wait, there's a movie too?
When you walk away, you don't hear me say, please.
I'm going to the main entrance.
That is like the most DMC aged song in the entire world.
Let's see, so I missed something here.
Nothing shows on the map though.
Wait.
Oh there.
I thought the T-Rex was gone.
And I've been up here, but you can't go up top.
It's no work.
Can you go here?
Nothing here.
Okay.
Was Garfin yesterday?
Terrible.
Oh, it's bottom right on the map?
Okay, I'll check it.
Thank you.
Yeah, there's so many like handhelds, games of Kingdom Hearts and yeah, yeah.
Wait, do you mean the puzzle?
Yeah, I've tried to solve this puzzle, but I thought I had it yesterday, but it was wrong.
It's these buttons and I think they correlate to this which is on the other side.
But I- All Kingdom Hearts games are on this theme, yeah, true.
Let me see, we- we- we- oh, I think it's a file.
Here.
Here.
So, first faced by a large and dense forest, he steeled himself and trekked through.
So it's forest, volcano, ocean, and beach.
So you have that, and then you have these four animals that are on the other opposite
side of this room, and you'd think maybe it has something to do with the lights, like
forest is green and volcano is red, but I've already tried that, and I don't get it, it
doesn't work.
Does it change color of lights?
I haven't checked that.
might be a good idea. Maybe it does. Let me see what they look like.
I'll still borrow you.
3142 from left to right.
Is it didn't I do that yesterday? I thought I did.
Why is there different sound sometimes?
Wait.
What?
You hear that bloop?
Now we didn't say that.
Bloop.
Bloop.
Okay.
Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.
Yeah, exactly what I just did, Iori. I thought first the bloop meant that it reset the combination, but no, it means you pressed the right button.
Okay, well that's a second slide though, but we need one more.
Oh, I got two slides! Oh, we're good! Nice, I can upgrade my scanner. Sick.
They sound like T-Rex, that is so creepy.
What?
Just leave.
There is different outfits, yeah. I think there's a lot of them.
This is not the correct way. We have to go the opposite side.
That's how they sound.
Wait, the T-Rex is gone from the middle.
Hmm.
Little bit worried, man.
I should save.
Yeah, the T-Rex is supposed to be like a bone T-Rex in the middle there, but it's gone.
Oh, what?
No, you can't!
majority thanks for the six dude
let's make a safe
imagine this all underwater yeah
leave him be don't don't use the ammo I don't need to kill him
Does anyone tell me which game reference nothing here comes from?
It's Metal Gear Solid.
When you make a sound and they go and investigate and they say nothing here.
Casual, thanks 39, thank you.
Oh, shit.
I actually got jumpscared.
Okay, uh...
Can I kill him?
This guy probably has a... wait chat!
We should see death animation!
Diff animation. Diff animation.
I want to see it.
Do you not have like a grab or something? No grab?
I'm still unhealthy. I'm so tanky.
I won't fuck it.
What?
He's a bit uh...
Slow?
Um, I wonder if this guy is invincible or something?
The hardest enemy in the game?
I'm pretty sure he's invincible.
He should be dead by now.
He should be dead by now.
I have no ammo left, so now what?
I guess I'll leave.
Uh... awkward?
I mean I want to kill him
I'm just not sure I can
Can you actually kill him? Or is he just a gimmick? I mean, he doesn't even deal any
damage. Hey, you. What did I think 7 brother, thank you.
I don't know if I just wasted all my ammo, but it's fine, I guess.
Oh, I think he's gone.
Well, I'll rip my ammo, but I'm okay with it.
It's like day...
Yeah, day two of this game, kinda?
I don't know.
The first day I didn't play many hours, and yesterday I played it like all stream except
for Garf in the end.
But he's getting beaten now though.
But then there's a bunch of other horror games out which could be peach.
Could be.
my fucking pants. That's bad. I shouldn't use so much ammo on these guys. I can almost
Let's buy the big ass rifle, it's 14,000 gnomes.
Are you do magics?
You can still crit even without it.
I mean I'm just going to leave.
Come, Cliff.
alright now it's cooked
oh that was pretty good I was actually pretty good man
yeah I wasted all my ammo scripted soy t-rex
he definitely he should be an insect killer if he catches up to you
he should be
be. Oh no! I forgot to put the uh oh the slides in.
Oh Mad Max thanks for that for your sorry. Wait me in two months I'll celebrate
with you in my chat my monster graduation. I believe bro let's go fight
hard yeah it's 1% chance of having like a random ass sound ppt something near
there is no alabuva emotes hopefully no I haven't tried vampire crawler I've
I've heard it's really good though.
Like, very good.
We gotta go back here.
Let me just make sure.
Yeah.
Cause, no.
What?
No, wait.
Yeah?
No, I went too far.
God damn it.
Oh, why am I done?
No, Riot.
No.
We already have the hot emote for this stream anyways.
Yeah, it's through this door.
But I removed it.
You missed that too?
Thank God.
My God.
I don't want to die.
Fuck.
Hi, Slad. Thank you for rescuing me. I'm using all my ammo because I'm bald, I guess.
My god.
Alright, now we'll have a boom and...
Boom.
So that's what we gotta make it look like.
Okay.
Suffer like G did?
Go, Carl!
Seems like my advice had no effect.
No, it did not riot.
I don't care.
Listen, that Vostoklip is a fraud.
Like it's a fluke, I mean.
No, it is, I haven't.
I haven't.
I've much rather play like, I really want to play like, try like Alien's Fire Team or
something with the lads.
But definitely chain together.
Yeah, there's zombie dinosaurs now
Confirm, please.
I had to use the mouse to confirm it.
Wait, they want me to code something?
This task requires a scanner in active mode.
Put scanner on standby.
Activate scanner.
Okay.
So, okay, check code.
I'm vibe coding.
Cannot process data before searching for object.
Okay.
Search for object.
Okay, next.
Cannot complete routine until data has been processed.
Start GNOME scan.
And there's upload and search.
Well, I guess it's this.
Initiating standby mode while data is processing resulting data. Initiating standby mode while data is processing will result in data loss, okay?
Online file. Farah, this works. Well, let me just see what it says if I do this.
Initiating state, okay. So, okay, but so yeah, but there is no standby. Activate, start, evaluate.
There is no standby. Initiating standby mode while data is processing will result in data loss.
Yeah, but it's not in standby because that's not in the code.
Maybe activate? I don't know.
I don't get it. There's only so many I can click. Look. Just this while chatting away, but...
But it's never on standby. It's activate scanner search for object that has been found because if I remove this and I do this
Come out complete routine until data has been processed
Cat despair Ella is my vibe code. What if I did get off? Yeah fix my code
I mean I feel like I've been doing it right so far and then it's been found
and then this is gonna change and then it says initiating standby mode while
data is processing but it's not but it's not in standby mode it's activated
Let's remove everything, let's see, let's see, yeah, yeah, so you gotta activate it, yeah activate.
And then you gotta search, oh oops, activate, and then you gotta search, and then you gotta
do this.
Okay.
That's a five minute old account.
It will result in data loss.
I'll try to upload it, I don't think I tried it.
Scanner must be deactivated.
Oh, okay, wait, so why did it say this part here?
Initiating standalone while data is processing will result in data loss.
So you've got to upload it first.
I don't know, I'm not a coder.
I'm not a coder just trying to understand it put scanner on standby
Cool
Yeah, probably right it's over yes
Yes! Upgrade scanning capabilities allow for acquired improved DNA samples and bypassing
simple locks.
True.
The stadium.
Very cool.
What was your question?
Love how I missed it.
What was it?
I still don't get why it said the standby thing when I had to upload, but I mean it works.
That's what I was trying to understand.
Any explainers?
Any vibe coders?
I guess I'll grab it and use it.
So it gives you a lose data if you don't upload it.
But it didn't tell me to straight up upload it.
Where was my yellow paint in the code?
I'll load you, thanks 31, thank you.
Ah, let's see.
Now that we've done that, we can actually go up there.
How else, sir?
Ow!
Yeah, Black Flag remake, I have the stream open.
Yellow paint was the fact there was only one other option to click.
Well, yeah, I know that, but like I said, like five times now, I was trying to understand why.
If it was like, accurate coding, like, why was it telling me that?
I know I only had two options left.
I know I could have just brute-forced it, which I ended up doing anyways.
But I was trying to learn and understand, which is my fault, I guess.
Fuck it. We just brute force everything and not understand what the hell we're gonna do.
I came on!
Oh!
I know where this is.
Nice.
I think it will be a director's cut as they're training to oh yeah good question the first
one does have one hmm
Oh, is he coming?
Very pog of hell.
Yeah, it's the room over there, the red one.
It's about it.
Only one yesterday because I never fucking got red pies. I only got I'm sorry. I only got um, I only got
Single as on yes every time I was losing my mind. I've never seen so many single as on yes in a row
it's valid complaints it was bullshit kval makes the 84 here again thank you
man yeah let's go stash some stuff I guess we could probably increase our
them and oh no I am not playing Garf tonight either we're lighting tonight
which we're probably not or we're gonna play some horror stuff because there's
some new ones out that are good reviews we're great Glemmix 55 yes I do have
the stream open for the Assassin's Creed reveal that triple red we do have a
triple red now so that's super good we
could ditch this and maybe just bring
out the shawty gun
forgot some ammo for it yeah I've seen
pictures from the other movie yeah I
need 14th no 15,000 to buy the m249
which is a heavy machine gun this said
maybe hey maybe this is gonna be the one that saves us and after all you all
obese to K-Ball let's go dude how can you join when Garf?
Well I mean there's only one lobby that gets made so you just snipe the lobby
whenever it gets made
This doesn't play rather gone in the other movie, we all know who he plays.
of
Oh, close.
Some 9mm.
Here's the power.
For ventilation.
Now we can go up there.
Sick.
there's no way except the other's no way zero chance I am joining for chain
together maybe I'll even join a lethal company lobby hmm how about that how
about that and we go no way it's right above me yeah we go up I really want to
play like aliens fire team or whatever seems good man dad hope you're well
Well, dude, thanks for the 112.
Chained together today? Probably not.
Let's just say no.
Punk
Key courtyard, okay
There's an email on this PC looks like someone tried to delete it but someone else has recovered it remotely
Recovered University email has the same strange problem as the computer at the lighthouse almost hacking into these six systems
But who it must be that like spend X lady
It has to be
Why did I get subbed to the 24-7 channel so people don't get out
See I can spend money on it, but you should
Thanks for the prompt reply, Catarina. We can confirm that this body is not catalogued
in the astronomical data center's database. We've reasoned to believe the meteor is an
interstellar object and will pass through the solar system without incident within the next
few weeks. We see some indications of outgassing, but nothing in line with what we would expect
of an object of this type. So while I understand your hypothesis, I don't believe this is standard
debris from the asteroid belt. No, we haven't yet reported this to any other
institution. We don't plan on making any announcements until we better understand
the strange signatures the meteor appears to be giving off. We very much
appreciate your commitment to confidentiality at this time. I'm
available for a call anytime to discuss further. Thanks, Sung Woon. Yeah, that
seemed to, uh, yeah, yeah. A lot of hit-offs, yeah.
Yeah, the Ubi showcases in one hour and 15 minutes.
So we got the courtyard key.
Question is, where's the courtyard?
Oh, it's probably this one.
Am I watching it?
Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty short.
Uh-oh.
Oh, he's fast as fuck now.
I think I might be able to kill him now.
I can't see my laser sight, it's too far away.
I can't see where I'm...
Oh my lord, new Javlar.
I wanna kill him.
That's a- Wait, am I wasting my ammo here or can you actually
kill him?
I don't know.
The game doesn't really- Hold on, what's the map look like?
yeah there is an exit I can go to but kill for genome points you cannot kill
him here okay then I won't waste all my other ammo like I did the first time
Ah, dinos!
I'm trying to hit the explosive! I'm stuck!
Well, they're all dead.
It's like a Terminator over here.
I need 15,000.
What?
How are you alive?
I'll still megasaur!
How am I still alive? Because I have so much health.
I'm all created by health 2 max.
Like I never die.
AHH!
Okay, that's... I'm still healthy.
Oh, I can get the... machine gun.
Okay, no more.
I'm outta here.
I'm not cheating, I'm just me, I got upgraded.
I can't lose!
Unless there's a gimmick there.
Especially not now when I have a first aid kit here.
I'm more mutated than the dyno, yeah.
Evans is very much alive.
Oh
We're chilling whoa national university stadium. Are we gonna fight him in the big stadium? Oh peak
Any math and the magicians what a bulky
Pokemon fight
I just didn't think about doing 9 plus 9 anyways.
I should have used my green syringe instead. It would have been better. I rip you
We could get machine gun instead
Yeah, let's do this
Redone am I playing redone's horse and now I'm playing redone dude. That's my secret
I'm going to see if this works.
What bullets is it using?
How am I reloading when I-
What?
Is it using- I can't be using Magna-Memo.
Does it?
Huh.
Weird.
Okay.
Well, I want the machine gun.
Had to test it.
There we go.
Oh, yeah, it says up there with tiny little text, yeah, okay, cool, true, uh, make a save,
it's probably boss fight, I guess.
What up, CB?
Uh, all good, I'm going to finish this game today and then there's a bunch of other horror
games out there.
have good reviews. Okay. Scan and burn the stomach node. Okay. I am not dimmish human
sword monster no why did I bring two
saves to this flares and they could be
useful but I don't need them right now
I have two saves on me which is super
dumb forgot to stash him
Oh flame thrower okay
All right.
Yeah!
Job turn!
Ha go be buck!
Come on my way. Hang in there. How long can you hold it off?
Hello?
Oh!
Oh, so much loot down here.
I think I can hold off this guy quite a bit.
I don't believe he's an issue.
how is he still alive light source huh well we have flares
from here big boy I've seen Jurassic Park you should
No target the other guy!
Stop!
Oh! Ah!
Okay, just kill them, fucking kill them.
We're still on fine, we're fine.
What?
What?
Did I do it?
What oh now I gotta oh no actually I don't know
Oh
Fuck
How many dinosaurs
The flare? He said I need to get a light source on it, so I gotta put the flare on him, I guess?
But you can't throw the flare, so...
I have an idea.
Come here, big boy.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I see.
I get it.
Uh, is that another flash?
There's no trajectory of where I'm throwing this.
I'm T-Posing!
Help! I can't move!
I'm a character.
This game's tight.
Wait, am I holding a flare or not?
When I am?
I can't even hear the sound effects.
That's your iPhone.
Oh, what?
Hard, hard, hard.
It's fine, it's fine.
I see a flashbang I think.
Not him, shoot him.
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Okay, we're almost good.
You know them points?
Stop moving.
I'm actually injured now okay no I meant to shoot that no no how many
Fuck!
Okay, we need the other Flarebugs.
Shoot the damn bolts, sad, and barrel!
Noo! Stop! Noo! Noo! Oh! Fuck!
I'm fine!
What a week!
Nice! Good job! Good job, man.
Hello?
Is he stuck?
Okay, there must be another flare box that I haven't used.
the
middle one maybe
Burn, then. Come on.
I want some genome points.
I'm pretty sure he's just stuck.
Maybe I took too long.
Well, not my problem.
What? Ah!
I felt that, didn't you?
How about some more?
No.
Flarebox is empty. There must be one more somewhere.
Let's put her in incendiary.
I'm looking for flareboxes that might not be empty, could I go up here?
I can't go up in these stairs.
I'm gonna refill this, and then just...
I might need to get to the other side.
Ah.
I can't burn this. Oh, I can't run over it. Okay. The growth has completely blocked it.
I think I'll have fun.
Pond!
Big coordinate.
Hey, coordinate.
Fuck, I didn't blow myself up.
Wait, I actually did.
Oh.
I...
I didn't...
I didn't think that would actually kill me.
I thought I could tank that.
Oh well.
It's a bit buggy there.
Yeah I'm going to loot all this stuff.
I had the save things on me there, which is really dumb, took up a lot of it in the tourist space.
Flash.
Nice.
Nice.
Dindorado, ten-year anniversary, dude.
Hmm...
Uh, Raku, thanks 35!
I'll thank you, Tob, thanks 41, and gachi friend 6 years, Minoi, I'll thanks the 121.
All right, let's scan and burn this again.
I know, I like, I like ran out of uh, flares there.
Thank you for your hard work.
We will provide a detailed data on the survivors.
Now, we will load the ship.
Okay, I think I got a damage in first and then we can...
There we go, yeah.
Okay, I wasn't supposed to get a masonry by V, Todd Howard?
Probably.
Okay, he's still moving really slow.
Where have all the odds here?
Shoot then Evan!
Evan!
Hello!
Hi.
Okay.
I guess not.
Hi, okay, I guess not
Me
No, but the barrel, the, the, the barrel, the barrels!
How many?
No, but I think I'm gonna get a lot of them.
I'm gonna get a lot of them.
I'm gonna get a lot of them.
No, but I'm grabbed!
My high frame bit!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
Where's the pe-
I'm T-PoSed!
Down!
Why am I getting T-PoSed?
I don't have any more- I have a flash, but I'm fucking hell!
There's another flare there, and there's a flare here.
flashbang are you dead yet
no
Oh, shit!
DIE!
No, no, no, no, no, no, what?
I'm fucking stuck!
Die!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Die!
Suffer!
I think I'm out of layers now or something.
I am playing on the highest I can play.
So is there no other flares now?
It doesn't look like it.
Maybe the one back here?
No, there isn't.
So I take it I'm just going to nuke him now at this point.
Blind?
Wait, am I blind?
There's another box where there is
Where have I ran past the books? I've just never seen ever
Oh what is hidden here? Oh
Yeah
BOOM.
You had enough yet?
No?
Yeah.
No, no, he's stuck.
No, no he's stuck!
Yeah!
Had enough yet?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Well, I don't think it's bugged it.
Damn, look at all the gnome points.
There's so many gnome points.
鶴鶴鶴鶴鶴鶴...
Uh-oh.
Fyrex is chilling, man.
But is there really... is there more flares?
I'll try to cook him, I guess.
Yeah, she does have a bit of a cano mouth there.
I win!
Yes!
I'm glad I got all the gnome points before the cutscene though maybe you could pick them up anyways.
The node is growing in the current location of the ship.
If we remove these nodes, we can block the growth of the new location.
If we do this, we will have enough medicine for the complete destruction.
Okay. I...
You again? Why did you have to go up and blow it up?
I didn't get my turn to scan it.
Shame on you, Karin-yo.
Didn't your mama teach you how to share?
You were here this whole time? You let me face nothing by myself?
Looks like you didn't need my help anyway.
You're a monster.
Don't be so dramatic.
It's every woman for herself out here.
If it was such a problem, you could have run away.
I couldn't just run away. I had an objective to complete.
No, your handlers had an objective to complete.
You decided it was worth counting your life for a little DNA sample.
Anything to keep the big boss happy, right?
You're just a laughter girl. You don't know anything about me or my team.
I know more than you think only I know they are sending you into this hellhole to do their dirty work with no one but the muscle head for company
and I know they didn't bother to help you out with that disgusting creature back there and you could...
Yeah, she's a bit pained up with you.
They are the ones who are supposed to be helping you, quiet.
You know the reason they couldn't provide an airstrike?
They are too busy using it on my boys.
They are happy to let you die, if it means they can get their hands on their precious satellite.
Satellite? What satellite?
Hi, Ronita. They didn't tell you anything?
You're in no position to give me an attitude.
What did you steal from the hotel? Credentials? For what?
Get out girl! The satellite!
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a hint. Just because I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
She's called NC130A1.
She's a mining satellite designed to drill asteroids in the copper band.
Or at that's what they say publicly.
behind closed doors they are telling their shareholders a different story and trust me
Carino the fact that your handlers even want to get the hands on her is shady what do you want
with the mining satellite getting access to the controls is what my page looks like but that's
the wrong question you should be asking what your guys want with it if it was necessary for me to
to know I would have been briefed already.
What's your name, girl?
Well, bonito nombre.
You can call me Isabel.
Listen, Soya.
You need to wake up and start using that sweet little head of yours.
We might not be allies, but we are not enemies either.
as a gesture of goodwill if you're curious what's going on here there's a
bomb shelter just east of here you can find a lot of interesting plot twist
there and just between us girls I advise you to keep it a secret from your
boys back at base
What was that all about?
It's that woman again, the one I keep seeing.
You want me to go after her?
No, that's fine.
I'm sure she'll be back.
Was that Slope, Ada?
I couldn't have survived that without you.
Anytime, Sal.
Uh, where did you even find the javelin?
Fell off the back of a truck.
Right.
You're not taking that with you, are you?
Uh, yeah, why not?
You never know, we might find a spare missile lying around.
I guarantee you, there are no anti-tank missiles just lying around the city.
It sounds like someone's jealous, she doesn't have her own javelin.
Let's just keep moving.
Ooh, the plot then thickens.
Analysis of the genome sample suggests that these nodes perform a similar function to tubers,
which are the enlarged organs of a plant that store nutrients as collected by roots.
Though these would typically be on the ground as a means of protection, it's hypothesized
that this organism keeps them above ground for temperature regulation due to the extreme
heat they release.
The high rates of metabolic activity also lend credence to the theory that they also
act as sort of a stomach.
matter that's transported to it through the roots. The growth of these stomach-like nodes has
correlated with a rapid spike in growth of the central structure, indicating a strong correlation
between the two. With this theory in mind, we therefore advise Captain Jang and Lieutenant
Fielding to proceed to the other two nodes and destroy them to handle the growth of the organism.
whole gash oh yeah I need to see I need to scan for more gnome points
no I don't think there's any chain together I think this this documentary
nine hell
I think Dom stuff. Thank you. Dude, almost 22,000 GNomes.
Yeah, a lot of gnome points.
Did I scan?
Yeah!
Wasn't that much?
Yeah, I just gnomed him, but he wasn't that much though.
I expected more.
Should have killed him early, I guess.
No, I don't got super much interest in Berserker mold.
If I were to play Resident Evil again, it's going to be RE-9 Randomizer.
something on your mind I don't know that woman she told me something I'm not sure
if I should believe it that data retrieval at the hotel was credentials for a
satellite satellite for recon mining what would you want with a mining
satellite I don't know she said there's a bomb shelter that'll explain it all no
the remake and you Rendo.
to get it whatever she's got is valuable way more than they're letting off I don't
know about that we don't know who she might work for h2 is right to be
suspicious of her look I don't trust her either
and if she was that much of a threat she just killed you and she had the chance
I think we should give this bombshell to look it could be a trap
she seems smart we're smart
if you're sure but don't take too long we need to prepare for the train right
I'll get the train running. I expect you at the station within the hour. Yes, ma'am
No, everyone flushes the s3 per month
For good reason
I think the woman I met in the hotel said she was trying to get in touch with WISUNG.
The woman mentioned it must be Stella Minerales' best WISUNG.
If this person goes into the wrong place, it could be very dangerous.
And Nemesis never even tried it, I think.
And WISUNG has to stop her from getting in touch with WISUNG.
WISUNG can't destroy the transformation.
That's the best way to get rid of it.
That's the best way to get rid of it.
That's the best way to get rid of it.
But if you add more resources...
No, sir.
There's no way you can get rid of it.
If you use the weapon, it's the best way to get rid of it.
Fuck the corp, Buzz!
I'll fire it.
Okay.
Wait, I'm him now!
Whaaat?
Huh.
He runs like a shat himself.
Yeah, he also has all the upgrades that she does though with health and all that.
What
What do you mean why is he not wearing
Now you're just taking the piss, aren't you?
Cut through it if I'd fuel for my blowtorch, okay
What does his melee look like? Oh, it's actually different tight. Okay. I want to see his execution
This is an indie game. Yeah, I guess. Oh shit. What the fuck? I just flew.
invisible wall loser what to shade
I want to buy the M249, yeah you play as the guy now, he also has different costumes
like she does.
Oh, is this fuel? Yeah, okay.
It's a mag ammo.
Oh yeah, we're gonna see Executions, but not on those though.
Yeah, she had a different costume so you could choose.
It wasn't like Super Mega or anything.
Oh yeah, there was two costumes.
Can you see them here?
Maybe.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, you can.
This is not Seyon, Bevan, he's got the Retro Future, Isabel also has something, let's
try retro future is a man
Yeah, all right
Oh, I could execute that guy those are very easy, but I gotta kill the the other guy first before I do it
This guy needs to die first
And I I
Okay, now I'm gonna see if I can trigger it
Oh, squirm, squirm!
Eh, I mean, yeah, very bloody.
Squirm! Squirm!
There's a lot of blood flying out, yeah.
Why don't you be your go-to weapon against zombies?
I probably have like a crowbar, I think. Crowbar. You're not allowed to have guns.
this crowbar you could do so many things with and not just like splatter
zombie brains and they like never break either
Katana? Katana will be bad. It will go dull eventually. How would you like open doors
with it? For example, why if you find a locked door with a bunch of meds behind the door?
You couldn't do shit with a katana. Nah. I don't think katana is it. The point? Oh,
for a store. I'm sure I'll encounter this store soon. Metal bat? Metal bat is good,
yeah. That is a good one. Lucerne Hammer for Zombie Apocalypse is probably very heavy.
I'm telling you crowbar is the perfect weapon for a zombie apocalypse. I really think so
July 20 2030 someone overloaded the pump control system and blew a fuse but the replacement was faulty the power spike caused by
The faulty fuse triggered the spillway to open flooding the channel water
Unfortunately, one of our co-workers was down there when a half-open and was killed.
Removing the fuse and keeping the pump control offline presents too much risk to the function
of other systems in the facility, and we do not want to risk a similar incident by tampering
with the system further while we're still reliant on a problematic fuse.
In the meantime, as the water levels are currently stable, staff have been instructed to leave
the channel sealed and not attempt further action in the area until we receive a new
fuse.
Oh, math magicians.
Oh, shit.
Lightweight long weapon probably best to keep distance.
True, I guess, yeah.
It's a 38 we got again, okay. This is easy.
Fuck, that's...
Okay, so what we do is, we do...
That's...exactly.
That's not what I meant.
Good thing that a tactical thong offers a durable protection against melee.
Oh, I thought you meant you were gonna bring one.
Oh, 29 times 1 plus 9, of course!
Ah, yeah, that makes total sense.
It's 29 plus...
Whoops. Ah, fuck. Er, erase digit.
There we go.
No, I'm still saying, dude, crowbar is the shit.
Crowbar is the way to do it.
I think so. Nothing beats it.
I don't see anything beating the crowbar.
How'd you pick a door with a crowbar? You break it open.
You literally just break it open, but like very easy game.
How are zombies going to yank it out of my hand?
I don't think it works that way.
Oh man, he can't buy that?
Ooh.
That's a bit...
...frighty.
I've got tons of ammo though, so...
...let's get a move on.
Name it Excalibur.
The crowbar.
A weapon with rickus.
Shetty for sure
I'm a better father than you Rick
I want to play a
non-rick playthrough of that game
why don't I remember no I mean I mean Shane a non-shame play for I want to
play a Rick play for other remember the characters Marcy Landy thinks 21 yeah I
I want to play a Rick playthrough because I played Shane.
Okay, um...
Sure.
Machine gun ammo in the ballroom, as one does.
Is that a rice cooker?
Golem like Godrun, yeah, but it would need practice though.
It would, yeah, it's shared upgrades it seems like, yeah, stat-wise.
Alright, we've been in that one, then we can proceed over here and check this area out.
Blue guy here, pretty good.
Those I do need it for immunity though. I don't actually know what immunity is in this game
Yo city, I mean I think yeah the golem like God run what would it be it will be um
Well, it would be walking the destinies. It will be Kong and it would be
Obviously golem
Someone's hacked his laptop. I don't have time to fix it, but I think I can at least decrypt whatever they were trying to get their hands on.
Strickland, you have 200x I-12 tracked, take it?
We do. It's actively tracking and almost in position. Excellent. To reaffirm.
We want this thing intact, not obliterated.
Certainly, we plan only on a light touch to set its orbit.
We'll show off the satellite's full power in a future demonstration.
A retrieval?
We have solutions in place, we can discuss after we confirm the realignment is successful.
Good, no further questions from me.
You're certain there's no attention on this meteor yet?
If anyone's taken note of it, a change in trajectory won't go unnoticed.
We're actively monitoring the situation, if there are any new onlookers, we'll take
care of it.
Kimura, you still have I some comms for 200X, yeah?
Correct.
Cleanup has been successful.
Nothing new major to note, but I recommend acting quick this, and we can wipe these logs
before the TCU starts sniffing around instead then we can give the green light on our end.
The lady from the university.
Um, a quiet place? No, but a quiet place. I don't even know. I don't even know
if that is actually a golem like. It's just boring. That's the problem.
I guess game-wise it's like a decent game, but it's just boring
Okay, move a bit slower please.
all you don't get in corpses to scan if you do that oh my oh my jack takes 34
thank you cosmetic door all right oh my horsey game after us might you capture it
two after this or that that a dinosaur first person short first person shooter
Asked this if it's a decent game
nobody you have to look at it like objectively the thing about it is how
how interesting of a game can you do in the universe of a quiet place I don't
know man but the game isn't filled with like bugs or anything it's just fucking
boring
Code
Piece of paper
Okay, yeah, I got this six one three
6135 6135 6135 can go back and get it
6135, 6135.
6135, 6135, 6135, 6135.
why is it so far back 6-1-3-5
6-1-3-5, 6-1-3-5
Yeah, I could fill with this I guess.
Six one three five six one three five here.
Six one three five.
Okay...
Pumper room key. All right. Sick.
Seven minutes for Black Flag? Yeah, we can watch it. Let's go.
Seven minutes. Seven minutes all the time. I can play with you.
We gotta stash some shit.
They like the final DLC for a Tumacart? Yes, all right.
They said right
North premium me up a period off as a tier 277. Thank you, man. All right, we head down stairs
And it's probably that red door we saw
Joe, cause me.
Dude, your father's fucking trooper, dude.
Send him all the best.
Shit, fucking sucks.
I feel you.
The guest 2?
Wait, what is the guest 1?
Oh.
Wait, wasn't that game, like, pretty decent?
guests I think it might have been I've played it for 65 minutes mostly positive
okay yeah maybe let's see there's a red door coming up that I'm sure either blow
torch or the key is used for
Hawk 2 or 6 or 7?
Horrible both, but I mean Hawk 2 or...
Oh, this is just a little bonus room.
Oh yeah, you got some gnome points.
That's quite a lot of unknown points though. All right, we're cool
Conan excels getting a huge graphical upgrade for free. Maybe I should rent a Conan excels server. It could be fun
Kind of want something to like hop on and just play it would be fun to have like a community server
I don't know how that game is though, I never played it.
Let me see, um, yeah we'll see over here first, though this is probably not where the key
goes I imagine.
I need a key to open it.
I mean I do have a key for the pump room, but yeah that's not for this though.
Dragon's Dog Monline, can you hire servers for that one or do you have to hop on like
pre-made servers?
You can set it up.
Okay, pretty big area this is.
Skyrim RP, I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it.
Let me see here.
Here's the Assassin's Creed thing.
let's catch it black flag it's fucking chat
two minutes
Here's a health to the company, and one to my loss, let us drink and be merry, all out
of the one glass.
Oh, this is the black flag ring.
Let us drink and be angry,
All grief to refrain.
For we may or might never
All meet here again.
I wonder, they've changed the combat system they said.
Ah, stop right.
I
Dired you think the 89 thank you change a lot of things
I did again
Chasing fairy stories
Not yet
To be born again, Vandy, Vandy
See, you shat yourself, you dude
I've heard that a lot of people say this is the best assassin's creed, so I am excited for this
I mean, I've only played Valhalla
All colors are here, but praise the lack of them.
So let a black flag signal nothing,
but your allegiance to man's national freedoms.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
A command plays to fool that it's only fools
who persuade that appear to be the devil.
And all men will submit.
The pirate's kid.
He takes me peace and become who we like.
But that look in you, it's not who you are.
Who am I then?
You're a wander, Kenway.
Oh yeah, you can't be underwater in school.
It ain't work as you love it.
Hey everyone.
I have to say, it is so good to be here.
I played Edward Kenway a moment and decade ago,
and you know, he's one of those characters
that never really leaves you.
And over the past months,
we know that you've been waiting,
and we know that you've heard things.
And today, it is finally time to share with you
what we've been working on.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Re-Synced
is a faithful remake of one of the most beloved
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It's totally rebuilt from a ground up
with the latest version of the Anvil engine
and enriched with lots of new additions.
Resynchronization with Edward's journey and memories.
The same story, the same man,
but elevated to a new level of immersion and realism
to bring you one of the most thrilling
swashbuckling pirate adventures.
And I'm happy to say Assassin's Creed Black Flag,
Resinked will be released on July 9th, 2026
Today guys, you are getting the real deal the first ever look at gameplay
Everything that's been rebuilt reimagined and some behind-the-scenes stories
But enough of my talking. Yeah, let's just jump right in. Yeah shows
It's probably gonna be a RPG right here the voice of Edward Kenway
And this is Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced.
Is that Constantine? I've never seen Constantine.
This remake brings the classic game back to life.
Rebuilt from the ground up with the latest Anvil engine
to deliver the most thrilling fire effect.
I mean there's a difference but it's not huge.
Alright.
Let's set sail.
Maybe it's just the uh...
Player.
So full of adventure.
You play as Captain Edward Kenway, a rebellious scoundrel eager to make a name for himself
in the pursuit of glory, freedom, and a search for a better life.
I've seen your face before.
Yousmakes would end pirates down in Nassau.
Shut your bloody gobber, I'll fill it with shots, you hear me?
Edward, is it?
The original looks like trash.
I thought it looked good there in the comparisons.
cold and defying empires built on cruelty and greed. Together, in their search for freedom,
power and riches, they'll fight across a treacherous tropical paradise, from dangerous waters to
dense jungles, unbiddered lands and bustling historical cities.
From the grandeur of Havana, the thriving and wealthy jewel of the Caribbean ruled by
by Templars to Kingston's bustling trade hub and Nassar,
the beating heart of the pirate republic.
Each city offers a distinct atmosphere
shaped by opportunities and conflicts.
The Caribbean world reaches a new level
of immersion and realism,
powered by high resolution textures,
enhanced lighting,
strikingly detailed environments,
And a new dynamic weather system.
Even underwater exploration is more expansive, more beautiful, and more perilous than ever
before.
With seamless access to cities and locations, the world feels truly alive.
the perfect backdrop for a life on the edge, where freedom is earned and danger is never
far away.
Time to draw swords, Lance!
Combat!
The combat system is entirely reworked into an action-oriented experience.
While wielding huge swords, pistols, and hidden blades, every move now plays a specific role
with faster, more fluid attacks, combos.
Land a perfect parry to open up your target
for an instant kill, then follow with up
to four chains take downs.
Use walls, ledges, and breakables to your advantage.
Keep track of your opponents and use all your tools
to level the playing field.
That looks funny.
But fight recklessly, and you will be punished.
Whether you're on the hunt or on the run, mastering your environment is key.
As you navigate through cities and jungles, you'll experience smooth and improved iconic parkour moves.
From free jumps, to back ejects, and side ejects.
These options offer a range of reactive movements, giving you tighter control, resulting in greater speed and deadlier assassinations.
Being a pirate assassin often calls for a subtle approach.
With Re-Sync and its enriched stealth system, you can now crouch freely as part of your toolkit to approach targets.
No, Donor.
Sailing and eavesdropping missions have also been revamped in the original game getting
discovered meant instant desynchronization.
What?
Yes, this was a pretty big pain point, we remember.
Now, the action continues.
Your objectives remain, but your target will react, and you must adapt accordingly.
Okay, so you can fail them, but still just continue.
That seems like a good change.
What a beauty. Set sail and freely roam the Caribbean. Now equipped with even more fire power, the Jackdaw can conquer the high seas like never before.
Yeah, I've heard the ship call, that is. I'm not worried, Shines.
With new alternative fire upgrade for everywhere, you now have more power and flexibility to overcome all the shit.
Or just the sailing overall good pirate feeling
And you can board
Boarding parties and for grains all of these are back and it's challenging dangerous and exciting
to reinforce your crew. Three brand new officers make their entrance. Lucy Baldwin, the Padre,
and Deadman Smith. Each officer has a unique narrative quest line that reveals their back
story. Gain their trust to recruit them to your crew and benefit from their special gameplay
Abilities dead man smith for example unlocks a double shot from your side weapons
Explore the Caribbean alongside your crewmates and trusty pet. Oh, that's right. You can now find a cat or monkey for the jackpot
engage and plunder other vessels
Steer through violent storms, rogue waves.
All just soak up the sun, regaled by Shanti's new anode.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Re-Sinked offers a deeper, more immersive adventure that remains faithful to what players love,
while enriching the experience with enhanced gameplay features.
There's like no blood in this game.
Infamy and adventure await. Yeah, maybe it switched off for you to be a true
again
It's in July, yeah
With black flag resinked we set out to reconnect with the heart of black flag
From the start the intention was clear deliver a faithful and enriched experience grounded in what Claire's loved
We've rebuilt the entire adventure using our latest anvil engine
expect fully overhauled visuals, new additions that deepen its world,
and enhanced gameplay both on land and at sea.
Movement now flows more naturally from one action to the next,
whether you're doing parkour across rooftops in Havana or fighting on the docks.
Parkour builds on the latest design improvements from recent Assassin's Creed games,
while still keeping Edwards classic moves.
Combat now offers a more dynamic, swashbuckling experience,
driven by precise parries and takedowns.
Stealth gets its share of improvements too, and the ability to crouch anywhere.
They open up more tactical routes and subtle approaches, letting you ship the adventure
the way you want. Naval gameplay also follows the same philosophy and offers more tactical options.
New officers will join your crew with powerful abilities, while the Jackdaw's weapons can
be upgraded with new modes to change up the fight. The scene now plays an active role in how you'll
be challenged by the elements. Weather and waves will influence how your ship will handle while
while preserving the pace and freedom players remember.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced matters deeply to us
and to you.
That's why we took the time to rebuild it
with the care it deserves.
This remains a solo adventure
and character-driven experience.
It is not an RPG.
The focus stays on how you play
and how you explore the world.
And as we develop the game,
we organize dedicated workshops with our community.
These early player feedbacks played an important role
in refining many of these elements.
Here's a look at the most recent visit.
Hello everyone, we are here at the Ubisoft Singapore Studio
where we invited some of our biggest Assassin's Creed fans
to discover the remake of Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
They've had the opportunity to meet the devs,
try the game and share their valuable feedback with us.
Here's what they had to say.
I still can't believe that I can help the dev team
to make the game better and improve the game.
Mr. Alpha!
I'm part of that process and Black Flag is my favorite game, so to be a part of that process is just awesome.
It felt nice to be appreciated in that way, to give direct input about the game.
The feedback with the DEF team, they were very open as a DEF team to take the criticism of what needs to be fixed.
What's great, they even asked us more questions about it.
So I love the curiosity that they show us,
and it shows that they truly care about what they do.
I'm just really excited to be back,
like, with the addition of new audio lines,
new dialogue, and the new music.
I'm super excited to actually help improve
the staff experience for the game.
I care about this game, this remake.
When I heard rumors about this game,
I just wanted to be involved
in giving as much effective feedback as possible.
Some of this work came directly from spending time with some of our core players early on.
We had them play early builds and sat down with them to gather their honest feedback
on the game, tapping into the many things players expected of a Black Flag remake, from
gameplay features to visual fidelity.
This helped us refine some of our choices along the way.
What was interesting was not only to gather that feedback, but to understand why players
reacted this way.
They were incredibly passionate about Edward, how he moves, how he reads on screen, even
the details on his face.
That led to deeper conversations.
Together we explored different approaches, tested ideas, challenged assumptions, and
refined choices until the intent felt right again.
It's very interesting.
The team's passion and commitment have driven every step of this journey, and we can't wait
for you to see more of what we've been crafting.
It really is so good to be back in this world.
I believe the Black Flag is one of those pirate adventures
that never really left the player's minds.
And it's also really special to be here today
with some of the people who helped shape the game back then
and who are bringing it back.
Now, Jean, you were Creative Director
on the original Black Flag,
and Paul, you're the Creative Director on Resync,
who's leading the vision of this remake today.
Now, before we dive into what the game is now,
I'd love to go back for a moment.
You know, so when you started building Black Flag back in early 2012,
2012, 2012, how was the world imagined in the first place?
I mean, what were the like pillars that were there from day one?
Well, from the very beginning, one of the key central core pillar was fluidity, right?
We really wanted the seamless experience, a connecting movement,
combat and navigation, all very naturally.
And it was the same seamlessness that we were looking for between naval experience and the ground experience because the other challenges we were facing was to merge actually two fantasies.
If this is the original, it looks really good.
I looked inside and being an assassin on the other, without any description.
And the sea wasn't just an add-on to the ground experience. Naval gameplay was really a core pillar from day one.
It's also a world that feels alike, right?
Something that would react to the players, always in motion.
And it was very compelling to me to see other people,
like Paul and his team, actually,
to face the same challenges that we did face back in the days.
And I think what helped them craft the game
was that a lot of people involved in resyncs today
were already part of the game, the original back then.
Paul, so you were already a part of the team back then, right?
It was the game that destroyed your game because they never talked to you.
Paul, these years later, what stayed non-negotiable from the original vision,
apart from the fact that, you know, I'm Ken Wave.
So man, the one thing that was non-negotiable is the original story of Edward Ken Wave.
We have never approached Resync as a reinvention.
Our goal is to carry John's vision forward.
And today, we have much more room to do so since the game is engineered and rebuilt on Yggdrasil's latest end-build.
It allows us to push dynamism, gameplay, immersion further, while keeping the original vision and story intact.
Yeah, and you mentioned before how collaborative the original game was, and can you talk about that, especially with Singapore?
Yeah, absolutely. It was an absolute teammate for us back in the time, and I remember actually in 2012,
When we first came here in Singapore, meeting Paul and the team to do what we call the blueprint, you know, this week of hard work.
I mean, we've kind of seen it.
And we want to watch more from the preparatory work.
I think, yeah, it's going to be like.
And Montreal worked very closely with Singapore.
Singapore wanted to see like the main track flag.
The naval gameplay was built on top of the Assassin's Creed 3 naval tech that was developed, you know, in some stress-free missions.
But you were also behind a lot of places, locations and
gameplays, you know, like caves, underwater gameplay,
forts, ships, and some major missions like the E3 demo that
you worked on.
That's right.
Alright, so that seems to be like a real sense of
continuity here, you know, not just just in the game, but in
the people making it.
You know,
it seems to be mostly like behind the scenes stuff.
Now I'll link it in chat if you want to keep watching it.
There we go.
Drain-Wolta, you gotta drain the Wolta, okay.
Design is my shirt.
It's Doom Eternal.
Will I play it?
I mean, I don't know to be honest.
Let me go over here.
I can't decide from watching that trailer, I mean I might just be perma-sloping instead, you know?
How much was it by the way? It was at 60 bucks. I think someone checked on Steam, yeah.
60, yeah.
Oh, that was a lot of ammo.
I really want to do the new R4 with like events, it's got events and stuff.
Nah, it sounds so.
What is that?
I am excited for that one.
Zosch thinks the 18th to lake is 65, 9 butter even, 95, care box thinks 143.
Does it look like a pirate yakuza?
Never thought that one was pretty good.
you. Uh serendipity.
Oh, every pipe needs to be connected.
Oh, there we go, okay, nice.
Drops on.
Uh, gray shadow jack, but we yawky, thank you guys.
What was that?
something shorted out down here a fuse unit okay yeah help so you need a fuse
box there that means we got to get back up again I loved excom to I thought it
was great it was really good it was super fun with a with a I thought that
the twitch integration was really good I give it just fine play that's gonna
stream yeah baby physical yeah I mean time will tell time will tell probably
can't go there yeah we just move up we move up and we go down here
Scum, fuck!
What the fuck?
The Styx Incident.
I mean, Sticks 3 could have been good, man, but it just...
Yeah...
Yeah...
Sorry, I ended up...
Ooh!
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
Okay, we're here.
What is this room?
Can I use blowtorch?
No.
It's a Miyazaki.
You locked from the other side.
What's that?
safe cr- no, I don't need that
this game long as fuck
that is not long as fuck, but yeah, it's pretty long though, it's longer than you'd think
but
but
but if I can't go there
then where am I supposed to go?
am I just blind here?
jump x no multiplayer DLC for black flag remake I mean the original one didn't
have that did it yeah physical if you get good on the crit shots yeah like I'm
I'm so tanky now, I can't even die.
I can.
Wait, I must have missed something somewhere.
But where?
I don't have a key item.
Oh, I did?
Wait, it had a PvP? Really? How did that work?
Was it, I guess, shit battles.
That needs a key, it says. I mean, going here, I feel like there's nothing.
I need to get that fuse. It's the fuse I need.
It was land assassinating and it was basic? Real. Huh.
so real you were top 1% leaderboard of
assassin's PvP multiplayer nice any
knowers of the knowing I feel like I
I went everywhere but I need a fuse if I ran into a show on the map
Dead Island 2 Ultimate is like seven bucks worth it I think Dead Island 2 is
the best gore system I've ever seen in a game. So yeah, it's worth it. I would say that's
It's not a fuse, it's just a lock breaker.
Well, I don't want it, so.
Got to be able to first turn out all out.
Hmm.
You made it top 50 U.S. on Halo 2.
Base egg.
Okay, you actually can't go back, so it's not that big of an area.
Hm.
Did anyone see if I missed something?
I feel like I didn't, but maybe I stashed it without knowing.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Okay, Stammin' Upgrade.
Boom!
Man.
18, 187.5.
No blue.
Did I play IMDesis Christ?
I did, yeah.
I did.
It was definitely a game.
That's the thing, that game was like,
it wasn't a joke game,
It was a dead serious game about Jesus Christ.
Let's see. I did this safe in this area.
So I don't think it's there.
That's already solved.
And then I went.
I used the electricity key, but then I need a fuse.
And where is the fuse?
And if I go here, I can go in there, and then there's ammo there at least.
Four shrug.
Was it in here? I missed it? No.
nothing here I can't go there I can't go down
right yeah listen the camera does that sometimes all right it's no big deal and
over here is this area again where I can't do anything what did it water
Well, I think it stopped working because the fuse blew out so I need to find the fuse.
What was this room?
Hey, Polonia, like, is it 20A?
Oh, I think this is where you- well, let me see, maybe it's still drained it or something.
It's green here.
I can actually go here now.
Okay, so it still works, even though the fuse blew out.
Cool.
it's blocking the path breath just crawl under
I didn't, that wasn't even Ikea!
Ah, the girl, no, it's just Switch to him, because they got like different segments.
the last movie I watched, well I watched Mercy with Chris Pratt, he has to exonerate himself
from an AI judge in 90 minutes before he sent this to death, but I flushed it, it was pretty
ass. I have like 30 minutes left I just couldn't be arsed. Paintbagger, thanks 43. I think next
This one I'll watch is like Predator of Badlands.
Oh, nice.
Why is it?
Is there like a boss here?
Oh
Seems like there's gonna be a bus here, uh, Sviya Lane. Hope you're well. Thanks for the 1A2
Warning for safety the door will not open from the inside
Oh, it's gonna be me. I get me. I kiddo care
Okay
Am I supposed to this is a door
oh
Maybe you stand on the side i don't know
Maybe you just hide here
Clearly there's some other gimmick here, Kadarren, thanks 34!
There's some kind of gimmick here.
But what?
Ah, it's all good for now, physical.
Yes, I'll die again.
Hard!
Wait, what?
Uh...
Hard!
Wait, what?
Oh. Okay.
How is that DSP moment, there was literally green light there, it tends to show that you're
supposed to go there but it was it was a ruse
hmm made it
hello
now that we did that though where are we
And why did we do that?
What was the point of that?
of
us
What?
I don't quite grasp what the point of that was.
I
Smoldly things the 128 address can you add your bobble black play through to the 24-7 shot? Can I? I
Have never played that
ever
Oh, maybe I can go here now.
Uh, probably, yeah, probably I can go that way.
I think it's this way.
just switch to the POV of this guy that's it she's still alive and all that
they're on different missions so maybe I can do this now yeah I see there's water
and stuff here now and I can swim cool
No physical you know I haven't received too many sins then not too many I think it's fine
right oh situation the situation
So, aww, that must be up there, okay, sure.
No, it's not a game restart.
It's just the next chapter and you play as him.
The girl's fine though.
Tight.
I don't know what the purpose of those monsters are.
I think they might be infecting you if they get to you, but I don't know, it's easy.
I don't even know what infection does in this game.
What am I gonna do to him first when playing
corruption of champion?
What is that?
Pam Flint for mining company.
Welcome to Stuller Mineral.
It provides bespoke large-scale operations for off-planet drilling and mining.
We're committed to efficient, ethical, environmentally conscious solutions that help us deliver the
resources our beautiful planet needs to keep on thriving.
We currently have over 20 drilling satellites in operation.
work with full approval of the Board of Interstellar Relations.
Buddha saw diamonds and mines.
Okay.
Oh, there's the fuse.
Alright, we got it.
Descriptions of various weapons that are under research.
Someone wants to gear up for war.
With a sheer power of over 600 gigawatts, the satellite's devastating abilities allow for
both precision and wide-scale destruction.
Nice.
Now we got it.
There is no gar- we played Garfield yesterday, man.
Didn't ask the wind out of me
Is there Xbox showcase later today? What what time?
Now we have to go down there those stairs
Yeah, I played Garth last hour stream yesterday it was fucking awful
one p.m. s who was that for me I actually won all right I won plus 7 p.m.
I was like soon yeah I don't know I want to finish this game and then we can
check other new horror games. What am I doing? Focus.
Wait, where's the creature that was here?
Ah, fuck.
Don't play this game? Yeah, I must think of maybe trying that, but people say it's like
omega fucking loud and just jump scare galore.
Why am I fixing these pipes? I actually don't know.
what is my purpose down here is I've been I think I've been everywhere and now
Now I've fixed that, so...
Now what?
Maybe back to the water room?
Well it is green here again, so...
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah, we can go here now, I think.
well not this way I'm probably the other way I just want to make sure
the new vampire survivor game I know about it I haven't really seen it though
yeah now we can go this way right here and in here green names are forever
tainted you have shannel off the thing for that yeah there's a red room and a
question mark okay wait that red room is not correct but the question mark
should be something right now let's save
green names are tainted man this is how it is it's because of channel lot
500 gnome points.
Okay I wasn't actually supposed to go- there's a room there on the complete opposite side,
Okay.
Our color names are the best? Red.
I'm a red name.
How do I- Okay, so, well, we clearly need to go-
to go it doesn't the only room in the entire sewers I haven't been in so how
do we get there well I don't know fucking idea but probably up here
And then it's probably down there, yeah.
It's gotta be. If it ain't here, now I'll scoff.
Little Dalgy.
Okay, well not this way, but this way?
This fucking area.
Okay, this has to be the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm playing the guy now, yeah.
Please tell me this is it. Ye-e-e-es. Yes. Yeah. Cool.
that makes short work of most small and medium targets.
Damn!
Yeah, we use this one.
Fucking, eh.
Tight.
Wait, so I wasn't supposed to go here, though,
but I got a bonus gun out of it.
So where the hell am I supposed to go?
What was the point of doing this whole water thing?
Yeah, Twilight Prizes has a PC version. Yeah, I should play it.
Is it public?
Wait did I fix the elevator?
I have no idea what I'm doing down here anymore.
I've done every room.
I fixed the power.
Oh, I fixed the power for the elevator in the beginning?
Yeah, okay, that has to be it then.
That's gotta be it.
You flushed Twilight Princess?
Is that basic?
not so basic. The collection room? I actually do not know with what part the collection
room is.
Oh, left on the map?
Oh, this room?
Wait, what does dark green actually mean on the map in this game?
Does it mean you have something to explore?
I need to stash some stuff.
Oh, he might be flying this way.
Alright, well, let's go back there then.
Ares is there. I think Ares flushed this.
It is pretty long. I guess. I mean, no, it is. Alright, this way, left side.
Oh wait, can I go in here now?
No.
Oh, wait, what?
Well, okay, I miss this.
Now this is chapter 8, but I think it's almost over.
I just finished the sewer part, I believe.
2nd Territory General Strickland got a military command and Mr. Stevens U.S. Deligate.
South Korean Deligate Mr. Chung created a tent due to hospitalization, but Mr. Park is here as a staff member.
Alright, you've all been briefed prior to this meeting, correct?
So I'll keep this as a description.
On May 13th, 632PST, MC130A-1, fighter to death 3, ultimate scream, and there's another object.
200X-I-0.
Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero? I wanna play that.
Just as an approach, you put a 10-5 minute into its open.
No, the lady is alive.
You can see where the 200X is staying on a other portable collision closer to her.
Yeah.
Do you emulate that game? I guess so.
That's done near the whole country.
Unfortunately so.
We predict close to a 100% fatality rate from Seoul to Busan.
We advise evacuation of any peoples of interest while in events of the collision date.
Current research suggests Jeju Island should be safe from the effects of the impact.
And what about MC-130?
Has knowledge of the satellite been exposed because of this?
As C-130 is still undetected, it's been closed since the firing at 100x.
I've heard the reports of scientists and rumors of its existence.
We remain confident that it hasn't yet been discovered.
We need that thing gone before anyone does!
Plants have been prepared to evacuate C-130 from the site.
Oh, there's a new level in each of our variant, true!
As C-130 saws the surf still on board, the Jensen procedure will be gone after that in the next few months.
It should be out of communications feature that weak stuff doing the order and prevent clicking movement in place.
No good. No one's going to know about this out of my control. I give it to you.
Meanwhile, we advise keeping all communications around this incidence to a minimum.
Is it an end-game level?
but there's nothing that can be done to prevent it.
It makes very little difference to the fatality rate
to declare a two-hundred active threat now
or a week before it's collision.
But if we keep our cards close to our chests,
we can at least ensure our own safety is still.
Right, okay.
So they wanted to mine a comet and they did.
That was going towards Jupiter,
but because they mined it, it changed trajectory
and went right into South Korea instead.
That's what I got from that combo.
Anything above 5 gigawatts is classified as a direct to world safety something like that
They claim it's above board that it complies with the space warfare tree all that good stuff, but but that's a fucking lie
It's way more powerful
I'm talking hundreds of gigawatts. It's a goddamn super weapon over a hundred gigawatts
That would be enough to obliterate a city exactly I changed her outfit
Some innocent little mining company, Stellar Mineral, is way more influential behind the scenes.
Like world stage levels and information.
They're meeting up with some very big, very shady people from around the world.
Like who?
I don't know, I mean, they didn't recognize any names.
How do you know where they're from?
The way they were talking! Look, Salyan, this isn't some shitty company that was just really drilling some boring-
I can change it back!
They knew what this satellite was capable of.
They were making secret deals to sell it.
That's not the worst part.
They knew about the meteor for months before it hit.
Said there was something weird about it.
It was giving off strange signatures.
They tried not to get into Jupiter's orbit to keep it from leaving the solar system.
Tried being the key word.
I
it later fair yeah now we're both I know I'm her again god damn it all he got a
super cool gun
boo
I've seen train to Busan twice, yeah 8 times 1 plus 7
stash that shit sucks stash that shit it sucks how many red yeah three red four I
think it might be the last time an upgrade yeah yep 200 don't leave
Have you ever watched Roundup? No, I've never seen Roundup.
Never ever.
Yeah, we have some of these red flyers.
I mean, I guess, yeah.
There we go.
Let's go
We'll start this shit
Can you pull a co-in stream Zelda breath and walk for three hours and then flush it. Oh, did he do that too?
Basic
Okay physical.
So, what do we do now?
Once we reach the dam, I'll head west to the next-
No, I mean about the satellite.
That woman has a way to access the controls.
That means in theory, we can get that too.
It's irrelevant. We need to confiscate this and help and eliminate her, but that data won't help the core mission
If that thing's as powerful as they said we can use it against the growth
Strike you from war. Leave the rest of the country in fact safer quicker easier
Then let's see those bastards try to cover up the little accident. She always had pains
Warheads we've been given instructions to whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You're not still going ahead warheads. Are you I don't like it either
But it's the only way to guarantee the destruction of the main door.
You gotta switch to ins and regret.
Duskblocks, though, bro.
You know what happens when they get ruptured?
Everything inside's gonna go airborne.
And that shit can be spreading way further than Deshaun.
There's no way the satellite wouldn't handle it better.
You don't know that.
I'm not going against orders in the heart of the mission.
We're a hypothetical candidate.
If the satellite was the right choice, we would have been told to use it.
The only reason they aren't telling us to use it is because stellar mineral is trying to hide it.
I told you, it's a cover-up.
That's just your theory.
You're being stupid, Salyan.
Don't call me stupid.
I'm not calling you stupid!
I know how smart you are.
That's why it's so frustrating that you're not getting it.
They're lying about what it's capable of because they know a satellite this powerful shouldn't exist.
What do you mean he's going to play for 4 hours until I'm not ready?
I played Night Raid like crazy!
is on us there's so much depending on us doing this job correctly while speculation and borderline
trees and are not in our objectives so young listen to what you're saying you're gonna fire off a
nuclear blast plant what's left in the country has sparked the infection across the planet and for
what mission accomplished collect your medals get your paycheck and call it a day it's not about
the accolade if it's the difference between saving someone and saving no one what choice do we have
Of course, I don't want to do this.
Then don't do it!
Ow!
Think about what you're being asked to do here.
If this shit goes airborne,
there's gonna be so many lives on the line.
Where does it stop?
China?
London?
How can you say for sure the whole world isn't gonna get infected?
If HQ says this is the safest way,
we have no choice but to trust it.
It's for you to tell me what's right.
Who are you to say that this plan will cost more lives than it will save?
You're not a scientist. You're not a politician.
You and I don't know anything about what's best for the world.
And neither do the guys back at base.
It's easy for them to make a call when they're not the ones that have to push the button.
True me wrong, Sanya.
Convince me that dropping a nuke is good for anyone except for the suit behind this mask.
Tell me. Tell me how Nuclear McKinnon's proverbal is killing that satellite.
a precision strike on that goddamn plant and leave the rest of the country on
touch so everyone can see what really happened here. There's no way that level
of destruction is going to save lives. The only lives it's gonna save is theirs.
You know it! Ah! Hey! Hey! I know you're smart enough to see through this shit.
Okay? Like I said, it's not about saving lives. It's about covering asses.
If it's past what they really want, they can figure it out without us.
I wonder if I get a choice.
Oh my god.
I said I'm done. I'm not discussing this any further with you.
Ay-ya-ya-ya.
Hey, Silhion.
Hi.
You, uh, hungry?
Depends on what you're cooking
Let's see
Most stuff in here looks spoiled, but well, I can make you noodles or
Noodles are you sure they're safe to eat they're still sealed probably less contaminated than we are
What does this one say?
spicy
Thank you shop for the four years
I don't know Dander, probably not.
Wait, we can see him without a mask.
I need to stay alert for the mission the mission is not going anywhere while we're stuck on this train
besides this is probably the last rest you'll get before things go really south and go on I'll keep watch
Evan, I don't want to do this. The nuclear blast, the radiation.
You know I'm only doing it because I have to, right?
Yeah, I know. I don't really know. I know.
Do you really think it's the right thing to do?
I don't know, it doesn't feel right, all I can do is trust them that they know better.
Maybe you need to start trusting yourself.
He's right.
Okay.
Chapter 8
Oh, it's the thing from the
fucking bouquet again man
oh shop oh I can buy this now yeah fuck yeah yeah
No! Yeah!
Elevish word of the day? What do you want it to be?
have a machine gun we should definitely buy some like Magnum ammo we have
nothing to really save for anymore like literally just buy ammo
Nooooooo. Yeahhhh. World map in Elfish? Badge cocktail.
How do you use this gun?
Fucking hell, it's huge.
God damn, hands up.
I thought I was luring him here, but I guess not.
It was shredded from metal.
Is there a new metal slug?
Heavy machine gun.
Shaw good.
oh front it's all the way over here holy let's go
don't stop max them in upgrades max health upgrades max what the hell is
It's a fight of your team, man.
An old Spurk team, man.
Whoa.
Oh, don't shoot now.
Gas leak.
Be careful. It might be fallable.
I found the key to the emergency supply locker in the bathroom.
I put it in the dining car for now.
Please make sure you're still in a safe place.
Okay.
Not like we need that stuff though.
Zinc maxing?
Every day, brother.
I'm just going then I should have had a knife on me stop stop
AHHHHH
Need nothing to get in any oh yeah, if I shoot now we're fucked
Okay, I got something to use for something something I
Got this I need a computer yeah, there is one in the beginning. I think
Fuck! Fucking hell! Fuck! Stop! Cables disconnected, reconnecting while the gas fills the room could
be dangerous. Okay, let's not do that, Ben. I did read the pasta.
Yeah, it's an Xbox showcase, but I want to wrap this game up. I
Would like to being so finishing it here. We got a flash drive. Yeah, good thing. I saw that PC
The flow of gas I've been switched off yeah
Yeah, yeah, let me know if there's anything good on it, but to be honest, I don't care too much about Xbox
I guess it's like it's also like fuck it's also like DC stuff
what I was busy look at him he's cute don't wake him he can sleep like 20
minutes more
right
timer timer cool I'll get yes
okay
what just go just go just go go don't get time or email what is on shooting at
chill
Give me this use this get less infection
No, I'm out of here. You're not carrying me at all
And if he is this because he's got perfect, he's got infinite ammo
This is very re0
Yeah, this game is longer than perc motto
It probably it has a lot of replay value this game to has a lot of replay value this game
No, it's not except the O, it's not.
Maybe if you know the optimal path.
Oh, what's this?
Okay.
Ha!
I remember RE0, it doesn't have the inventory system, it's what sucks, right?
Wheelchair ramp?
What the fuck?
What the fuck
Huh
Oh, it actually hurts okay, I gotta be careful
Hilfe! Hilfe!
Oh, perfect timing!
Thank you!
Did we almost- we better get strung?
Ah, thank you brother, thank you.
Ah, we're getting there, we're getting there, let's go.
Park motto was uh yeah it was pretty short short equals short wait are we
gonna put the ramp here like skate over now that would be gaming
Reds. That's fine. Thank you, Davy, almost. Thank you.
Nice, Davy, almost nice. There's a gap on the floor. Bridge the gap, yeah.
when it said ram I thought I was thinking like a scape ram I don't know why
Oh, the Dahlia!
Okay, that's cool.
This is a save. I'm not sure I'll ask...
Mathemagician.
Uhhhhhhh...
Oh my god.
I don't know why it took me so long.
There's some reason I was thinking 4 times 4 is 18.
It's a bit embarrassing, but you know it's fine.
Oof, man.
I'm trying to save, man.
Bargain Valley 15?
No, it was...
Oh, it was, it was, no, it was 19.
Okay.
Conductor key.
Hold on, let me open the map.
Wait, don't tell me I'm supposed to backtrack all the way.
Oh.
It's getting a little bit obnoxious with all of this stuff in this game.
Um, anyways, keep movin'.
Bam!
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Oh yeah, ran.
Oh yeah, ran.
You're tanking this game? But the only reason I'm a tank is because I've
upgraded my health to max. And it's borderline impossible to die if I
port. Well I mean there's like gimmick kills though that can happen.
Okay, we're almost there.
I think Evan's gonna die.
The backtracking is a Hommash, already zero.
Through alpha.
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
See you let him kill because if he kills they you get perfect gnomes so you get a
lot of points
said thanks 34 oi he doesn't have better aim at them than me because he can't
But he definitely has better ammo, because he has infinite ammo, because he's cheating.
Now the thing is, after I'm back here now, I'm going to have to run all the way back
to the front of the car, I think.
Ah, shit, bro.
Well, we're about to find out.
Uh, points...
Side pack?
There's inventory expansions?
Oh my god.
Is that the first one in the game, or is it just the first one that I've found?
Bruv, get the...
Yes.
Wait.
I wasn't even supposed to go here.
It was to get the bonus, I think.
Um...
I mean, maybe the train breaks?
Or something?
If not, I think I have to go all the way back to the opposite side again.
Um, let's see.
No need to use it now.
Yee-haw!
Uh, what?
Shit.
Yo, Lorax.
Yeah, it's Lorax.
Yo, Lorax, yeah, it's alive.
There's six in total.
How have I missed the others, though?
I've been pretty damn thorough, I thought.
one in the hospital but they're but apparently they're late game okay yeah
they are late game I felt so I have explored this game like crazy the thing
is if there is one in the hospital you can actually miss one because you either
choose to go to the hospital or the police station. This game has separate
branches you can play, which is why the the replay value of this game is
really high.
Sad enough, like 67 lungs.
No, yeah, blar.
You know, Larksa was the first one to ever tell me about the 6-7 meme?
It was during a, uh, not lethal company, the other game.
Um...
Ugh.
Repo, yeah, it was during Repo.
Ella, Ella, do you know what 6-7 is?
6-7!
No, Larksa, I don't know what it is.
and then I took off my headphones and she explained it
you probably haven't clip of it yeah
um
pretty wounded thought it was the end or no it was larks on it was
Okay, okay.
Okay, triple green for a heal, nice.
No!
What am I doing?
I didn't realize I had two blue in minus two blue.
Oh, don't tell me I had a blue here too.
Oh, it hurts.
Fuck.
I know what that clip is, I'm not watching it.
Stop. Stop. Stop. See you later, loser. What? No!
The rear carriage is still pushing the train!
If you don't hit the train, we're gonna smack right into the front car!
Fucking moves, man!
Well, this segment is very RE0, larks, I have.
Kill it, oh, come on!
Nice, no grab.
Woos!
No!
I
Killed them
Longest fucking train!
He thinks the 131, thank you. You're washing machine place this song?
I am tight dude that was like damage less. I should make it easily
Here it is.
Woo!
Wait, what the hell is CGI?
Movie all of a sudden?
the
chapter nine
the
the
the
the
Shoot Evan!
That's how you do it Evan, come on man.
A malformed goat.
No, this game is around like 13 hours, but I'm also playing on hard.
Ah.
That's why he's the- no!
Hey, you!
is x44 thank you oh there's another blue yay
all right let's go
This is how you shoot Evan
One shot one kill, what's the deal yo?
What is this that's a mouse oh
Yeah
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Hey, you.
Kata rakes at like 105.
Thank you.
Is this the teammate from the start of the game?
Yes, it is.
That mouse is your face. Yeah, cuz I'm the mouse goat dude
This is chapter 9 chapter 8 was really short
I don't want to use ammo on these... Maybe there's a barrel.
Barrels!
The fuck ah
Saves
Chopperino here super heated compensator it can ignite weaker enemies
cool have a machine gun don't really anything else
my first date I guess original OES sound it's it's from Garfield Cart like the
mouse he goes oh yeah when you hover over him
is there no stash here?
Operators damn it's just playing an error log. No defects, no defects.
Can we delete that Godforsaken emote? What emote?
Wait, are you gonna talk about Godforsaken emotes? I've seen your stuff.
Oh, my ne gold.
Pretty sure you have an emote where it's just like some, some uh, uvuh girl like sitting
on the camera.
I
Was larks a sit yeah, yeah larks asked the most cursed shit. It's what I'm saying. It's what I'm saying
Fuck you now.
So I'm not worse than anything mental has ever made, true preach brother, brother man.
Hey PvT, thank you.
Hey, you.
Oh, I- Billy the Kid thinks in 9 by the way, and Jack's in me up to like 3.
I gotta get the dog in.
Oh, well, after this cutscene I guess.
Is it just me?
Was that tree looking a lot bigger?
You're right.
You're right. How can I be growing so quickly?
We need to act fast.
Can you hear that?
The helicopter.
How come it's here?
I don't think that's one of ours.
I guess he's in the U.S.
Looks like she's got places to be.
You know what's in that direction?
The military base.
What the hell is she up to?
The nuclear launch site.
I don't like this, Evan.
She still has those files requested by HQ.
We need to get them back.
You don't need to use your dirty work.
It's not about trusting HQ. It's about what she can do with those files.
She could take control of the satellite, okay?
You cannot bully Hobb for having multiple days off.
Matt, he's a family man.
We might be too late to destroy it if we don't remove the remaining notes first.
Hey, you!
I'll go after her.
HQ can work remotely to block any login attempts to the warheads in the meantime.
You stay focused on destroying those codes.
Eat all thanks for years and score thanks for three years!
Wait, Ella, do you know what each bowl means?
No, no, I do not.
I just burst out laughing.
Each bowl.
OK, I kind of like it.
I kind of like it, actually.
Each bowl.
Zoom.
Damn we're getting close. Let's go!
BLUE! Give me blue! Okay uh....
Fuck this I don't need this. Uh give me blue!
Blubblblbl
Thir-Yethir!
Vapor world. Okay, yeah, someone else said it earlier too. Could be tight.
Uh, check, can you solve this? I have to really go and get the dog and go to the ballroom.
All righty then.
Peach, mouse, peach, peach, mouse.
Peach, mouse, peach, peach, mouse.
They call me spitfire.
F-f-f-f-f-fire.
Triple blue immunity should go closer to 10 now.
8.75.
Wait a minute.
What?
Read 50 files.
Wow.
engines struggling with overeating that's why it can only maintain a high speed for short bursts
not to break you but this is why you should always bring your boat to the professionals
here you go my man no it's the fucking golem clip i know what it is okay i know what it is
i'm not looking at the damn golem clip because it's clip champed okay replace the coolant regularly
Hey, or she there's no way
Okay, fine hold on I gotta open up my dashboard. I mean you did pay for it pay for my epic reaction
Activity feed
Now what the fuck did you link me you little rascal?
Suck my ass, like there's no chance in hell it is ever, it is zero chance.
Well, I mean, yeah, it was xcom chat, it was xcom.
Yeah.
I just lashed out from XCOM. No big deal.
You didn't see shit? Yeah, because it was pretty much only voice.
There was like not really a clip, you know. Yeah, there she's chilling.
You know what, I'll take that, let's go.
Hey, escort it in, you don't think you guys, then take it real, I think it's the bitties.
Oh, what the f*** is a fast boat?
Zoo!
Get the fuck out of here, Leong.
This is speed.
Alright, you.
Where am I going? I don't even know. Wait, this way? Yeah, okay.
Well, I can go in here.
I don't look blocked for...
Okay.
Like silly, I like 68, you think you...
That's gonna be Burr Holycraft.
It's Burr.
It's just Burr.
I don't know it.
KIDALKIN!
It's even worse than but it's normal word as emote.
No no no no it was just high no
You can rename it though?
Yeah, there's a terrible emote.
No!
I don't know what to do with that.
Zoom!
Kroken!
Uh, am I safe going through there?
Surely, right?
Zoom!
Yeah, just have to use the little turbo.
There we go.
Nope, don't need that.
Okay, oh is that a blue?
I think it's a blue, yeah.
I need to get that to 10 and then I have max, bit, max damage and max immunity.
Yeah, I can't see where there is.
Uh, must be a control center here and I'm just blind.
Well, yeah, I am.
Uh, operate them, yeah.
Okay.
Sick.
Easy game.
Zoom
I'm stat maxing
Max maxing oh shit
Am I going the right way? Oh damn, okay
I guess yeah there could be some items there I guess we go there first the figure close
in the game yeah I do I do go this way first
I'm through here.
I think there was only bonus stuff there. Yeah, I died. It was a kuffing it the meter ran out
This is what
I think I'll just go back to the other side.
Let's see, let's try to go over there.
There's a door there though.
A locked door.
Let's go the other way.
Screw it.
How big is this kill cam?
No, this game is actually good at this.
And I think it has a ton of replay value too.
Here, okay.
Don't face the bi-rand already for it.
Yeah, yeah, for the remake, yeah, I really want to play it.
Do I have any portable currently?
Uh, a steam deck, yeah.
Does this game have tank controls?
Yeah, you choose if you want tank or not.
I play on modern though, but to be honest tank controls will be better in this game.
The camera like switches so much
They John I got the zoo observation deck
Muy importante parking garage key, okay probably for the area in the south
5% bald man that bot has been correct so often I mean it should be 0% I mean
I'll take 5% you know points it's for the store you can buy weapons and all the
jazz
It was actually rated to be that way then, Moulton.
It could never go below like 70% or whatever.
Check out my profile picture in the running event team.
It's from your favorite game.
I mean I will see it because I'm gonna go through the people that are in the team so I'll see it
it. What? I don't know. How many members? I believe it's like 96. Yeah, 96. Four more
for the big hundo. Well, we could go there, but we got the key, which probably is down
there so let's do that
check the new blacksmith game no
I mean, it should be over... well, not that way, that's death, but around here.
I'm guessing, ow, I'm guessing the parking garage is, yeah, this has to be it, right?
Am I bald?
Aha, the fire muzzle, let's go.
I am bald. Just create him, please.
Riddick's sequel, when? I haven't played that one, it's true.
It was pretty good the first Riddick.
Uh, but I don't know. I don't know.
You know what I want to do I want to I want to play I
Want to play the Mortal Kombat games from the first one to the last one and do all fatalities with all the characters
That's what I want to do
Just a full fatality stream dude
Make it permanent? No, I would literally just do the fatalities, not like the campaign
or anything. Just the fatalities. I just want to see them all.
So what are we doing down here in the garage?
That's a great question.
We're probably getting the upgrade for the boat, I guess.
Oh, hi.
Oh, a lot of fatalities, a lot of bond equipment stuff. Yeah, but maybe I could just like a
say father some shit or like cheat codes
yeah it's ax yeah it is
we gotta go around here and then I'm sure we're gonna get like that propeller
thing here to increase the boat speed
Oh, you can just do the commands and they will happen regardless, right?
Oh, what's this?
Coolant, yeah. That's what you gotta use.
30? Oh my god, this looks insanely complicated.
Or like 15 times 2.
Can we stop there? Wouldn't that be great?
We just stop on all of them?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
The modern frutales aren't that special, it's mainly the Chocor.
I remember Ken, she has one, is it MK-10?
Where he like spins the blade, kinda like a helicopter.
And then it's like, and then he telekinesises them,
and it goes through slowly,
and you see when they chop off like,
bleh, it's super sick.
41 times two.
41 times two.
Minus
That's a good fatality I remember good fatality
We can even save here nice now we just go back to the boat and then we can go where we need to
Also, uh, new, new BesideBots wishbone is pretty fucked.
Is the first one?
YouTube!
Hello!
Oh, okay, yeah, nice.
I think my whole browser just crashed.
Yeah, well, what's okay. We're good. Can I play? Yeah, it just crashed. The whole browser is crashed with it
Yeah
So sick
That's definitely one of the better ones, if you ask me.
Though I do think Wishbone, Wishbone is very good.
And then Quan Chi's absolute whack one from what is it, Mortal Kombat Deception where
Oh, he just stretches their neck?
Is that MK4? Okay.
It's super whack.
Oh yeah, the buzzsaw with cum laude. And that's a good one. That is a good one.
You're a readout. Thanks for the 3, thank you.
That is a legit one.
So I should be able to use this coolant now, that's what it said in the documents.
What?
Can be used to cool the boat's motor.
Oh, maybe you need to sit here first.
Oh, no, she auto does it.
Now the boat is upgraded and can speed boost infinitely by holding sprint, yeah.
And then I pressed a instead of circle
Yeah grounds here this game is surprisingly long, but we're getting pretty close I believe
Boss I'm busting
Now we can go through here
Yep, and then we can go here.
And what do we have here?
Wait, this was just a bonus, wasn't it?
Well, you probably need it for the other area, though.
Magnum, machine gun, you thought lads cancelled?
Well, yeah, this is stuck in the clinic, I think.
Johnny Cage Puppet? Oh yeah. Now I believe we gotta go all the way to the right. Yeah,
And you probably needed the upgrade to do that.
No, he's fine, and this won't serve no more about it.
Zoom.
I'm not going the right way.
I should be.
Yes.
Zoom.
Oh.
Right ear?
Yeah, you would never make it through this without the upgrade.
Yeah, we're still in the gas.
We're still in the gas.
Okay, now we're out. Yeah, that would never would have worked
Yeah, the re clinic yes
Okay, where are we now fucking now
Um
Why is the right ear so motory
the
This is a leaf blower sound.
Leaf blower smells nice.
Oh, wait, do you need the flamenbuffet here?
And let me guess there's no or surely there is right
There isn't I don't have that on me
For a minute things the 112
Well, yeah, so I have to go and find like a box so I can pull out my flamethrower which
means...
Well, we gotta go back and then like here, I guess?
I don't want to go there.
Exactly Toboggan, I know right? You know it. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
There's like freshly cut grass with a hint of motor oil and some gasoline.
I should bang man
This is locked and what do you need I need to check we actually need here
You need a key to the movie studio, okay
Yeah, I missed having a Vespa, like a little scooter.
I had a really sick speed fight one when I was a teenager.
He was cool and sick.
For a cool and sick guy.
What the fuck?
Okay.
So that tunnel is blocked.
Alright.
Tight.
Oh, is that the key to the movie studio then?
Yeah.
Oh, and then you need a blue power cable and a green power cable.
Oh, kiddo key.
We're fixing the entire city in this game, man.
Well, now I know where to go. There's only one area to go, really.
No, sick because I played Garfield Card at the industry yesterday.
True sickness from that.
No, it never happened to me, uh, I've been calling, you know, luckily.
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Zoom!
Oh, that was extremely bold.
Oh my god, dude, I- I- I- I- Oh my god, stop bolding!
I knew you had my fuck this.
There's a green cable.
Oh.
Well, that's one cable.
We need a blue one now.
It's a movie script for Kaimera, Tokyo Assault, the upcoming film adaption of the popular arcade game with the same name produced by Malfour Movie Studio.
It's pages filled with countless lines of text and scripts that describe the efforts of the members of the Japanese military in the eccentric doctorate track down and stop an experimental mall show that has been terrorizing the region.
How long is the game? It's like 13-14 hours.
Oh, yeah, I could grab it.
Now give me the blue cable.
Wait, but I can't.
What?
Is there a save or a stash anywhere?
If there isn't
Wait don't okay, maybe you can do it with an incendiary grenade. I think you can I
Think you can actually
That's why they have an incendiary grenade next to it
Yeah, I believe we're fine. We don't need to get the
right here, right here, my right here
I also do have a fire handgun, it's true
no, no, no, I'm not going to play that, no
No?
How do I dull this inferno? That game's so tight and sick, but I played it a lot.
Spicy wheel spin streams? Spicy. Wait, do you eat spicy stuff for what?
I've done the hot ones, sauces on stream. That was fun.
Okay, that still managed to hit him, so that's great.
No cool death animation today, no.
I'll be there in about 30 minutes.
Sounds like you're making good time.
We'll see. Don't wait up.
I'ma leave you guys be going in here.
Give me the blue cable.
We can confirm a diminishing effect in the acceleration of the organism's growth
following the destruction of the first node.
We anticipate that growth rates will decrease to a baseline level due to Captain Jank's efforts in destroying the second node.
Oh, okay.
And that all growth will cease, at least temporarily falling in the structure of the third.
Okay, we can confirm that the
protrusion seen at the highest point of the single stem do appear to be seed pods.
We fear that the structure of these pods indicate that the organism may be prone to explosive seed dispersal.
A mechanism seen is on forms of terrestrial plant life such as the violet, jewelweed,
or ecobolium.
Once they reach full maturity, any prominent explosive force applied directly to the pod
can trigger it to rupture and forcefully eject the seeds' extreme distances.
In this case, we believe that could be as much as several hundred kilometers away.
Professor Bubba, Bubba, informs us that it is unlikely that there are any insignificant
factors we can consider take to mitigate risk other than time. The sooner the plant is destroyed,
the lower the risk that the seed pods are mature enough to rupture. Nuclear detonation
remains our best option. We urge Captain Jiang to proceed as quickly as possible with arming
the warheads cousin thanks for the 67 months thank you
jones jones calling dr jones
White legs, I just changed her outfit.
Hey, you.
Hi, P.I.
Oh, I shouldn't have looted that, those dumb...
Hey, uh, container, thanks, 49.
Thank you.
Why don't I have a timegull on my Wings for Life profile?
Oh, I can put one.
Uh, I've done the estimate.
I think I'll also give 10 subs for every kilometer I manage to run.
I'm doing a test run tomorrow.
To see, there's a blue cable. Nice.
Uh, 88?
I'm just... I'm literally just clicking, okay?
No, it's a plus seven. Uh, plus seven. There we go.
Uh, stash, stash.
Uh, Stash, Stash, Ditch, Machinegun, got tons of ammo for it.
Oh, I guess tons is an overstatement, but some ammo.
Uh, yeah, we're tight, we're good, we're chillin', hard.
Let's make a save, and we got both now.
Tomorrow will be one year since the expedition.
Lads today?
I don't think so.
I think this is stuck.
You know.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, the clinic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
got some more heavy machine gun ammo ammo ammo I really didn't need to buy this but
at this point we don't like I could just spend everything we're good thank you
morozenno thank you I have not been flushed from the lads they're just all
like this lethal company art you know I asked them today if we're gonna do a
chain together. And the answer was...
Ah great! Well, oh yeah, left-by is down. That's the only answer I got.
No matrix! I haven't watched too much of the build of the game. They keep
showing so much.
I
You be are you are you be are you are?
uhhhh
That was ghost song forge, you got this
If you don't, there's always next time, you know?
Hey, you!
It's not a failure if you don't get it
It's just an attempt
That's just how it is
Oh yeah, song forge, you got it
um let's see where did I need to use these cables yeah it was in before the
block tunnel yeah obviously
never won someone
did it
Ahhhh
Sick
Am I taking last my videos and then it well no the only one who's answered about chain together is lepas
I don't think it's happening and and um
This this busy with re9 and the salads probably playing fucking Minecraft or something. I don't know
There'll be another day
No this that said maybe but I mean I'm just gonna assume it's not happening I
have a bunch of horror games to play we're all Gucci in the hood
save room okay aliens fire team is three players oh is it I thought it was four
So is three oh my god a hundred and eight
8?
That's not gonna work.
Oh, any quick mathers? I'm on chapter... what is it?
9 maybe? I think?
But I think they're going to be shorter.
I think the ending is going to be shorter.
I should start using the safe blow-ups.
There's been a bunch trying to figure that out and never get it.
Yeah.
four plus six times four plus 84. Oh yeah, genius. And nice work man. That was great.
I don't know. It's something with the way they put the numbers. It's just, nah, it's
It's over.
fucking nice
Yeah, I have stamina capacity well, I might have just thrown away my last immunity capacity
But I mean it's not the end of the world
Let's make a save
I just finished watching your OG play through Gothic 1, I'm excited for the remake.
I am so excited for the Gothic remake, I think it's going to be sick.
what the fuck?
Rhino!
Wait, what? Choose your path.
There's like a plane crash into that building on the left.
I mean, I guess. Let's go left. It looks cooler with a... yeah, cooler.
Cool, chapter 10.
I think it's 87 in Melbu, thanks 27.
I finished watching your work, I literally just read that, but thank you, yeah, I just
read it again.
Hey, you crunch into something new. Taste me and I want to chew. It's crunchy, want you to.
Has some sort of forest got any updates?
I don't even remember if that game was totally done when I played it or was it early access?
All right, what are we doing here in this here mall here? There's a save in front of me
Yeah, they're working on forest three. I I really like sons of the forest. It was such
a fun play through later. Go work completed on the elevator breaker box during routine maintenance
I'm sure that the event of parfail of the elevators breaker must be tripped manually just to win the power
Okay
He's a PZ. We're literally fixing the entire city in this game. I feel
Wow 150 oh my lord
Let's see
yeah holy yeah to don't make 65 dude oh I got a blue epic let's not put that in
until I long as game it's like 13 ish hours or something depends on the
difficulty I'm playing on hard and hard combat hard puzzle
Oh shit, I can buy a revolver here.
I can afford it too.
What ammo does it use?
High power ammo, damn.
Let's stash it and never use it.
Oh, OK, I did get this, yeah.
That's cool.
What up G-Gam?
Stop beeping!
It's the high powered ammo.
Invictus runs on gamma have been diabetes being one shot by boar zombies and renegades in three runs
Wait what what?
Invictus runs on gamma have been diabetes
being one shot by boar zombies and renegades
I
Wait there's diabetes in the mod now or what why are they diabetes
I'm so confused.
fix the fucking fire alarm
hi jack
I can not keep up with all them zoomerlingos.
So diabetes is something you say now?
No?
What?
And why did he say diabetes?
Beatis.
Beatis.
whatever man it's all good
Skyrim Intrasumerslang? Yeah, unfortunately I was linked that video, yeah, when it came
out.
I got this alarm!
Could this be the code for the door up there?
number to find your way. Take zero, one, two, three, four. To the first digit, add two more.
To the second, increase by six. Alternate these and the number shall fix. Don't be stupid,
Kim. That's way too cryptic. No one has the time to work out what this is. It's just a
code to the break room. Here's the number. You can thank me later. Two, seven, four,
something okay they're running things 23 no I have no plans to play content King
let me explain you know when people say something is cancer because sucks
cancer season so is diabetes that is the slang chain yeah so you just say that
instead of AIDS or whatever.
two seven four something
Wait, was there two numbers?
I think it might be two numbers.
274-dash it says there
time
2, 7, 4, 3, 4?
No, that's not it.
Is there something about fucking alternating or something?
So you add two more, to the second, increase by six,
alternate these, and the number shall fix.
What do they mean with alternating, alternating then?
Okay, so you alternate what?
The first digit, and you add two more,
or the six, which part do you alternate?
Yeah, what does the alternating mean in this concept?
27496? Shit, I don't know man. Thanks. I don't know what they mean with alternating there.
I do.
I don't know, man.
The puzzle is solved, how tough am I?
It is, ogre.
104?
Ah, shit, ummm.
Wait, hold up, let me try this.
Sometimes they always, there's like 9, I feel like 9 out of 10 times they always put the
numbers in order that you have to put in like something like that you would just
type them like this but doesn't make sense here alternate one and then the
other it was even number and even even and even and even okay yeah yeah let's
just say I got it okay we need to get a hundred and four let's see and we need to
use multiplication and subtraction actually if anyone gets it just sack my
beats well if you do math puzzles skip I can't well I can but you have to solve
these 89 times 2 minus 67 96 times 2
minus 80 of course nice I did not I did
not I swear if I hear this fucking deep sound one more time okay what do we use
this for I did I run into something that needed a crank I I do not recall
you're just rusty super sim that's how it is yeah I'm beating this today there's
There's not super much left, we'll have time for some new horror stuff.
Let's see, did I- oh yeah, well, I mean-
Hmm.
Okay, Brno Transit.
Oh yeah, I looked at that game, I think it looked pretty decent.
But one thing at a time, let's wrap this one up first.
It captured two of us out.
Is that all they're really short first person one?
Let's see.
There's a locked door there.
But I don't remember, oh fire door.
No, you need a fire suit for that.
That's fire suit.
So maybe it is the one over here.
Oh, I recall you needed a key for that, not a fucking crank.
No, this game has one issue.
You become way too OP, I think.
I see but they speak to six your demise x 13 there will be horror games after this I just got to beat this game
I'm pretty close, but I have no idea where to use this crank and it doesn't it tends to show on the map
Hmm have I been over there? Oh, yeah, I don't think I have
It's up and down in the south.
Neil Barrow, what?
It's 97.
You're only overpowered because you're playing on easy.
I'm playing on hard, hard.
I'm double hard.
Hard puzzles, hard combat.
But the thing is, if you just like use the serums correctly, you become like insanely
OPE
Was that a fire suit oh and a fire axe
Is that a weapon oh shit look at that
cool well we know where to go now
isn't this funny to be op well in this survival horror game you don't really
I want to feel OP.
Far though, right in front of me, I hear.
The code and server.
Yeah, maybe.
th
The cool channel played a lot of OP versus IAO yesterday.
Dude getting that word World Record will be arthritis.
Oh, there's the power room key, so now we can go back there.
I've beaten Deathmose many times, Shinichi.
And he doesn't have a record.
Pretty sure, like, the World Record and Garfield card, the World Record holder is named like
like a Garfield fan, 1, 2, 3, or whatever.
Oh, in that one, shouldn't you see? Oh yeah, man.
The alarm will almost be over because we're turning it off now I believe.
Oh, is it white sedan that has the Reiki? Okay.
No plans, Coral.
Not right now.
Uh, I guess we can ditch this now.
Please tell me we can so I don't have to well, you know what if we need it
I could just save it I can save now that I could just reload the teleport back
Smart you got back from Japan. Yo, shadow me. Hope you had a good little Japan visit
I'm good
Prepping for wings for life. It's pretty soon. I'm gonna do a test for on tomorrow
And then I'm gonna give 10 subs for every kilometer
Up here
Any Jesus-like games look forward to?
No.
Sorry, Jesus.
Hell yeah, Molten.
No, every kilometer from me.
Like, I'm doing a test run tomorrow.
You can do that in the app.
Alright.
There we go.
Playface teaser saw yesterday.
Fucking Elmolt, they're everywhere.
Shit.
Chat, oh, what days is there, do they release new from episodes?
Any knowers of the knowing?
Oh, shit, oh, jeez.
Early Monday?
It's Monday.
It's okay.
Cool.
Thanks.
Slab thinks he's going to be running from a virtual car on the day of the event.
Little does he know I'm a 15 minute drive from him.
Oh, you're a fucked up riot, you know that?
Lads?
But-
But I'm at the end of this game!
I'm winning!
Let's try the last time, like, locate... okay.
Besides, let's probably have to store... right now.
The game is pretty long, but I am close to the end, because I know how many chapters
there are. I mean, I don't know where Levi is. He's asking the lad chat. He's
He said he was down today, but he might be at the store now and it's too late and there's nothing we can do about it.
Hey, you!
Oh shit, both fight now.
84, uh...
what it's it's double times
fuck I almost had it
oh shit let by is here he's here ah shit is it time then how much do I have left
to this. 14 times 2 times 3. Yeah, you're a genius. Very true. Oh, shag of safe. There
is definitely a boss fight now, so I'm bringing out the big guns.
Think there's an achievement for beating this without saving probably not, right?
Full middle cheese like 71. What is the game? It's called ground zero. It's a new game
Come on brother show thyself. I it's a boss fight. All right
And I need to bring the flamethrower, don't I?
No, Naili, let's go.
Wait, there's another save station here.
Okay, that was...that's...what?
Alright.
6 times 2 plus 6.
Even I could do that one brother.
So are we ladsing?
Is it chain together time?
Is it really?
Is it actually happening?
Wait I don't have anymore s- oh yeah, they made me sorry.
I don't know if it's officially yet or if I got one guide.
Daredevil complete main story without saving.
Oh shit.
Well, there is an achievement for it then.
Oh yeah, but this is the other big growth, isn't it?
Isn't this the last one then since the guy destroyed one? Or am I crazy?
We need fire damage
Complete the main story we're killing only bosses except the first oh, there's a pacifist achievement now. That's pretty cool
Like me I'm pretty cool
Wait, he just gave it. Okay, we need to make plays this shit
Well, I asked in the chat and you're the only one who answered and I asked very early today
I was like I'm gonna be ahead of this shit
But hey, just let me know let me know I'm down. I'm down. Are we playing a salad's not even here. It's over
He's playing Minecraft or Roblox or something
I might just put on the last of that.
I am not sorry.
Yeah, that was- isn't this the last growth?
Good work Captain Jag, we anticipated that without these nodes the growth will be unable
to continue maturing.
We do see however that this begun to develop new pseudo-nodes immediately at the impact side.
We theorize that this is a temporary measure to increase its metabolism,
but it has no true nodes to draw energy from.
These appears to be a new growth emerging to the north near Sejong.
There's no time to destroy it.
We advise you to travel immediately to the nearest military facility
and arm the nuclear warheads before the structure continues to grow.
Ah, are we playing?
Hold up, I'm in the middle of a boss fight.
Dark Seamore, thanks for it! It's 9pm!
It's a good time for it, innit?
Free tech. What is he saying?
Call Disney's Crying!
boy come here loser
right here brother
Right here
Charge me then
I got red misted. Yeah, I'm down to play. Chained together. I'm down, dude. I'm down.
Come on! Come on!
I'm installing it. Actually, you know what? I think it's already installed.
Yeah, it is.
I don't know if I've been one guide or not like I have asked in the lad chat, but I mean it's just don't know all so
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah
I mean, yeah
Fuck this I'm starting it
We can finish
Ground zero tomorrow, I guess
Is it direct x12 would you just launch it?
I
Which one is it I
Wouldn't have put finishing game in my title if the lads would have answered the chat, but they didn't so I was like well lads are not gonna happen
I mean, I'm launching it. I'm assuming we're playing this. What if we're not doing this?
What if we're not doing this?
This game's fucking peak, dude. We're peak maxing
What?
Sick, dude
We are peak maxing
Boom. Boom. I'm hacking ready, man. I'm so ready. The final lad stream, it's over. Because
Because after this fucking game, there will be no more lads.
It's completely done.
Yeah, I'm like for sorrows, I am.
Hey, thanks, Anonymous.
Thank you.
I see this mod for grace, no, but I can imagine what it is.
I'm dark sea with x40 and Tasha red with x42, think of the gift seller, blah blah blah,
no problem.
Wait, do you use voice in-game for this?
Doesn't seem like it.
Okay, you.
How's the ending?
Well, I haven't finished Ground Zero yet.
I was going to, but apparently it's a ladsing time,
and we're playing Chain Together,
because this is a long time coming.
We should have played this centuries ago,
but we never did.
We never did I'm gonna go get fruit, huh?
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk...
Hmm.
Lads cancelled it's so over I'm gonna host a lobby hold up
Chad do you want to play closed chain characters are linked in a complete loop promoting equal
All in circular cooperation, this setup is ideal for challenges requiring close balance
teamwork.
Or is it open the chain?
Characters are lined up with one end- yeah, yeah.
It's open, right?
It's open you want to play, I think.
No, it's open, it's open.
Oh
Oh yeah, this is the order we'll be in now.
I'm writing in lads.
He is a live garf-nottle.
Okay, you!
Goddamn!
ffff
hey you
does he have steam sound on?
Wait, we should be on this quarter, right?
We should be on Discord, right?
There's no voice in the game, I believe.
Hi, Arthrals, welcome to the presence.
No voice, you can only communicate with rattling chains, but you're supposed to have voice, right?
Vapor world? Oh yeah!
Apparently that'll look cool from the Xbox show.
Vapor world.
This one, over the mind.
Oh my god, what is wrong with me?
Oh, this looks awesome though.
I like it.
Oh, it's coming to early access.
Well, looks really good.
Is there any in-game chat?
Is there any in-game anything ever in this?
The salad is old bald and washed, dude.
Why does the character port look like this with hair?
This has hair?
What?
What?
I just saw like 70 castings 32.
Oh, let me see.
might be in a call. There isn't um great disher. Wait, we didn't play lava now. Now
Probably a good idea not to
Yeah, we're calling we're calling
What up Dan door Dan equals or
Ha ha ha
Oh
Hello hi
No way what?
No way. Yes way. It's happening
Yes way you guys ready for this to be the final lot session I was saying that myself it's so over after this
What the fuck?
This game has like no music.
It's just... silent.
What does Cassie mean?
Yeah, it's fucking nothing.
What?
Hand.
Hand?
Okay.
Hey, you.
So, uh, you're going back to, uh, Requiem Run, Salad, I heard?
I'd rather fucking jump at the question in game.
Yeah, I figured that shit's miserable. I ain't listen. I don't want to hump a wall for like four minutes
Dude, the humping is so good
Are we nine of it right sound? No
Hate that type of shit
I've been pushing the boom for four minutes to save one
1
1
Yep
Is it a
I mean normally you just hold W so you know
Is it a big skip and it saves a lot?
There's two skips right now
They saved like a minute, two minutes and a half
Oh, that's huge
Pretty big yeah
Uh, this is a normal difficulty
There is a hard difficulty where there's like lava that rises
And you have to climb constantly
Lover?
Lover?
Yeah, it's probably best not
Yeah
I'm not like
I guess it depends how it works, but yeah, yeah, that's fine. Let's full send it
Wait, yeah, you can choose your character too. There's gals also
I was kind of curious when they were total lunch
All right, let's do it let's go ready
oh brother oh I got a chance oh are we oh no it's so fast I gotta change my
fucking audio it's so quiet and they want my game was on 4% volume you can
pull it wait what is blacksmith what's the pull key e you can pull people yeah
What am I pulling? Oh, I'm pulling you towards me.
It's if one falls, right?
Oh, I see, I see.
Oh, okay.
I'm pulling you. I'm pulling you really hard.
Good. Oh, oh.
Hey!
Hypothetically, if I were to do nothing,
could you just carry me to the end?
I think theoretically...
I don't think it works that way, to be honest.
Uh-huh.
Bro, I'm getting fucking yanked from both ways, isn't it?
Fucking Eiffel Tower in the middle, hell.
I'm yanking.
I'm yanking Maxing.
Oh, no.
Fucking sandbag.
Do you want to escape?
It seems to be very unfair.
Not only do they carry you at the one you seek, but now they're even changed together with you.
Luckily, there's a fucking shade of life behind it, Cece.
I can't hear shit.
I am the surgeon.
I am the surgeon.
What could possibly go wrong, Clueless?
It's the TikTok science.
Oh, I got a bunch of material.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That might be better.
Yeah, I was at 30%.
Is this gonna be a fart?
I don't know.
I think I played a little bit of this, like, a while ago.
Holy, he's got five hours in it.
Let's test something. What if I fall?
Oh no, guys, I have fallen. What will you do?
What if I fall?
Oh, you can fall.
Alright.
Okay, this is super easy. I mean, this uses speedrun only up.
It should be super free.
I mean, we can all fall down at the same time.
Yeah.
Oh
back to work I go immediately
that's me on all his shoulder when I mentioned
the phone was off
what
help
oh my god
it's like impossible to lose this
what
what
what was that
what was that
what was that
what I didn't step on the laser
the laser
who stepped on it
someone stepped on it
jit
i didn't realize
you guys should have called it out
this isn't like kard but he's around the corner
he's on he's on fucking like
not calling out the fucking shots
that's a brutal
it's a jumble
you who couldn't even complete a single jump
you love jump
righty-dist
slat
We're close to damn chat. I know there we go
But you can close it
I wonder if there's a like trampolines for the shortcuts. I'm sure it's gonna go full CBT eventually
We need the corn bed of it.
Look, I got stuck and you guys carried on, okay?
Wait.
One falls, we all stop.
Yeah, we all stop, and then we hold E, right?
Yeah.
Do you choose which chain you're yanking?
I guess I would pull salad.
Yeah.
You're on the other side.
I can only pull salad and diss.
Salad and disc. Oh, I think you can only pull the one you're attached to yeah, I think so I think so
I'm attached to tea
Yeah, yeah, you could yeah, you can carry in the middle. Yeah
We need to carry these bozos. Yeah
Hello, it won't fall be way also Ella
Okay, go go
Okay, it was full sprint go. Yeah, just hold w it's so free. It's so free
or unlast for some reason.
Okay, I'm done. Thank you.
I hope, I hope, it's off worth we go.
No, thank you.
I hope.
Love you, though, Moth.
Alright, watch out for the- maybe we should do like one at a time, I guess.
Wait, but if someone gets launched, did we get launched with them?
No, we can't go now.
right because it's the force is really high well now it's still the force of one
person against three right I just do go tested now we just pop it we can just
you know I mean this is super free is whoo what oh wait wait pull up
I'm falling I don't think this is gonna do as any good cuz oh wait well we're not
at the bottom we can jump yeah we just drop down here we're fine oh yeah this
this is this is fine yeah you don't like fall if you like yeah stagger if you fall too high
Swallow, I'm a bad, you guys are too quick guy
all right, hop, hop, hop, hop, look at the giant zombie in the background that's cool
the order the chains also probably matters right like Ella should probably be the first one to jump
Since he's either me or you either
Yeah, either I say we stop being pluses and jump to the right when we get over there rather than going the long way around
Why why you can jump to the right? Oh
You mean up there that seems like no time
You mean here, okay fine. Yeah, bro
What all right, you mean this yeah, okay this first
first. Alright. I'll just follow this. Wait. Alright, we did it. Raymurse. Oh. I'm
I'm chillin, I'm chillin, I'm chillin, it's fine.
Where are we going?
Uh, I think we need to, wait, I think we climbed the net like Mario.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, jeez.
Something gonna hit us all around this?
Nah, I hope not.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wait, is that a trampoline?
Yeah.
Alright.
For everybody to see-
Oh, okay!
FORWARD!
Oh, get him!
Go!
Go! Go!
Full setting!
Okay, we're going in here.
Yeah, this is super free.
Ladder?
Oh, this looks like CBT.
Jump here jump we jump here. I mean yeah, we could try it try it
I'll try first. All right
Okay, okay
It's Christ
I don't like that it kind of whoops you up a tiny little
That's exactly I go on the up movement though. Yeah, it is it is
Okay, we got a jump and land on this rock in front of us, I guess
Yep
No, this one coming up. Yeah, this one coming up go
So easy
carry more
This ladder leads only to a level you will fail
I am blowing your false behaviors
Ah, I'm a brother shi-givin' false over
Is that a big?
No! I don't know how it was behind
Hell clamps
Is there anything down here?
Oh yeah, there's a root down here
Spikes
Careful with the spikes guys
Augh
Nothing it's always this a shortcut, maybe you activated we go for what's inside?
I guess be careful of the spikes
Oh my god
Yeah, Carter
What is going on?
Oh my god!
I'm not a ball weapon!
I'm warping!
I'm pulling fucking Alice chain!
I'll pull it!
I'll stand over here!
I'm staying over here!
Bring me out!
There we go!
Alright, you guys.
Can you sprint climb?
I don't think so.
I'm like fucking crying.
right
what is this
it's just like lure
i'm still in a dream
Oh swing. I think we could cheat this
We're good
Ready for you guys going focus
Is that it's not gonna?
Careful here. Yeah
Okay, there was a few ways can we walk on our rope?
Oh, it doesn't really lead anywhere
What about this bridge is it gonna? Oh
It's why
We're fine, we're fine. Everyone focus on themselves
Oh, you need to press forward a bit. Yeah, we're good. It was free. It's free
Okay
There's a path here. Oh, no, there isn't. Did you stop lying?
I'm looking for trampolines
I don't see much though
Oh, larder
Oh, yeah
Larder
And nagger
Larder
Look, 250 meters almost
I'm waiting for one of those spike things to come out of these huts
Oh yeah
Oh
Just like that, oh god
Dude, not getting by this
Oh, it's so random
Nevermind
Wait, so what do we do?
We're going now?
Don't pull me into it!
Where was the countdown?
I don't know, I just follow up.
There was no countdown!
But you got in!
Yeah, we were going!
Say it!
He was going!
Use your words, man!
What is this phoenix over here?
Is there a phoenix?
Oh yeah!
Oh, it's a collectible.
longer gliding
Yeah, you actually get something from it. Yeah, you do keep a lookout
Well back
Whatever this area is back to policy. Oh
You can press wait to start a countdown
Well
It just keeps saying three two one go for me in vanilla
Yeah, we will we know we have the countdown now
now. The countdown is all we need, man.
Why use word when you can just press W?
Sound are you on or?
Yeah I'm running on you're exploding.
Is that anything?
Okay let's not let's chill a bit.
Oh my god for Christ.
no, no, no, no, no
fine
go
thank you
okay
get in the wall
damn, the speedrunning is crazy
mine's tilted
Go again, go again.
Just full sentence.
Get on this.
Yeah, get on this.
There we go.
Pull him off.
Easy skit.
Why aren't there wings up here?
Zoom!
Maybe.
We go here.
This way.
Skips.
He went before anyone was here.
That was a bit too fast.
You didn't 3, 2, 1, ready, go.
true oh my god what are these leaves where is it we're supposed to be now
until we get back
we're almost back close off the same and tell him yeah it's an awful line
animation all good we're chilling is a team effort this will bring us all
closer to each other, closer than ever.
Oh no.
It's over.
Okay.
It's not over.
We missed.
It's at the back.
That was the worst going past you.
We take this one, we take this one.
I think sprinting into it like helps.
Yeah, yeah, apparently.
I didn't sprint.
I think it still helps though.
I'm selling.
Jinbao, thanks for the 97 man, war us 136 minima 97, just fucking 7?
Oh no.
Huh?
Is he okay?
I don't think he's okay.
UK internet?
Climbing!
He's climbing!
Dude, what the hell has happened?
He's lost one.
We lost a lad!
Come back!
What did we do?
I think he's cheating guys.
Yeah, thanks.
haha
they're just hanging midair for you guys too
come back
can we pull in like this way?
oh is he back?
Well, I can pull in
And you go, oh shit wait he jumped he's here he's here
Yeah, he's here
What is not good guys, okay, let's okay wait for salad. Let's wait. Yeah, let's have it. Yes
Any how is there no emotes in this game? That's a crime
Is there any other button, huh?
Yeah, I've tried like everything.
No.
Damn, are we going to the top of the mountain over there?
That'd be epic.
You can't even crouch.
Oh, I was I don't know how long I've been muted. That's a big
Drake a lobster, thanks six to two men as far as it's 20
Do they have Comcast in the UK
Good question
Yeah, what up, bro my fucking neck died
Yeah, I noticed.
Shit of fucking come on.
Are you in? Yeah, I'm still in.
Oh no. Oh yeah, now I'm going back. I'm going...
Oh, that was a good drop. That was a good sick drop.
That was a very smart drop. Very impressive.
Thank you, thank you. Because off again, I'm gonna fucking scream.
I thought this one was kind of scary alright um we go next yeah yeah
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, yep.
You can't see from the base of the back, it's just that either.
Okay, we take it when it comes back.
Yeah, you gotta come here, the whole W just slightly.
You can actually just jump on it.
Yeah.
What is what is going on?
I don't know.
I'm flying about.
What are we doing?
Oh, okay.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I wanted to see if you could grab the cycle.
Stop grabbing random shit.
We're going forward.
We're going forward.
Fucking speedrunners.
What?
Speedruners
Okay, this is this is our PV right here, so we have to be moving away next time they do we move yes, all right, so we go now
Jump yeah
Uh, hit stop? No?
Okay, one at a time. I'm going.
Okay, where do we launch forward and then on the next trampoline? Yeah
Just go what I hit an invisible
We're chilling we're chilling we're chilling. I'm gonna stand here. I'm gonna stand here. I think we should go back
Yep, let's
okay no we're not good okay what was the game plan what's that okay stop stop
okay we're off we're off i can chill chill once the game right we need to get on the stick
You need to get on the box over there.
Well, yeah, I think it's the box.
I don't think we can make it to the box from the trampoline.
So we have to get on there.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I mean, we could try, but if we fail, we're going to fall.
What if we just go?
Let's do a casual, like, neutral jump just up.
Don't-
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't W-A-S-D.
Just jump up.
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
That's a good idea.
Okay, okay.
I mean it's possible but okay we're all we go what no it's tough it's tough go
back go back pull back pull back edge of the trampoline pull back pull back okay
the more you send the trampoline the more height we're getting so we do it
like twice or three times then go which is it is it like two or three three
times okay yeah go yes wait no one wait can we wait I think we hook on this
Yeah, okay well hold on
Oh my god this is not gonna work
I will not let go I promise
This is terrifying
Oh no if he accidentally hits his
You have to hold space if I let go he lets go
Oh
He's a sweaty hand here
Oh look at the car.
Oh no.
A car?
Are we good?
I think so.
Oh my god.
The car race.
Oh, I'm glad.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god.
Bro, what is this fitness timing?
Are you still here, Andre?
I mean, it's still here, yeah, I mean.
There's something over there.
We interested?
the right we could check it oh yeah what if it's a chick I think you want to put
the car like I guess the rock yeah yeah yeah we kids just run yeah we could just
know and it might be a jump you need to do later though with the car you yeah
What is this?
Wow, is this a troll?
Epic.
Wow.
Nice.
Anybody else want to drive?
Oh look at the cake up statue.
There's no checkpoint in normal mode
apparently.
So there's no checkpoint.
I do not trust myself.
Anybody else want to drive?
We're not going far though.
Oh.
This oh nice nice. Yeah, it was we're almost at the checkpoint some rotating cube
No, this looks like a nightmare. Oh, yeah
I mean, I guess we just jump constantly.
Pretty much, yeah.
All right.
We're going.
Go.
Now this is not too bad at all.
The game is like those.
One more.
What?
Yeah, one more.
Yeah.
And now we go.
Sprint, Joe.
Sorry, sorry.
OK.
I think this is where I stopped playing with some friends.
Holy...
I'm staying here. I'm just gonna stay in here and pull Salad out.
No, you're out. You're out. Now we just gotta pull this stuff.
And then we just jump on this and we run to the next roof, like over here.
And then we jump up to the next one.
I don't really like these random jumps for them, but okay, okay.
And then we go here.
Oh, I could just feel you wanted to go early, then I like it.
Yeah.
Okay, wait, are these gonna fall?
No, they're just regular jumps, right?
We just double-groomed.
Maybe one, yeah.
I mean, yeah, okay.
Just go.
Just go, don't even think.
Yeah, I don't even think.
Yeah, I don't even think.
What do you do?
Guys, stop my second angle.
Pull me up.
Thank you.
I don't fucking need to run enough.
I jumped a bit.
That was a bit too fast, right?
Oh.
And then the camera glitched out, and there's sand in my mouth.
Ha ha ha ha.
Okay, trampoline, straight forward.
Okay, forward.
Yep.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I didn't even see the trampoline.
Oh no.
Yeah, we're over there.
They're warming up.
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gone.
Okay.
I gotta jump on the first.
I don't follow the time.
Go to the next one, I think.
This one?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, let's go.
Yeah, I'm here though.
I'm pulling, I'm pulling, I'm pulling.
I'm pulling, I'm pulling.
bullet absolutely no issues whatsoever that was oh there's a button wait wait I
don't trust it who does the honors oh it's a timer I think yeah yeah we got
Skip the animation. Yes.
Pop up. Pop up. No, animation.
No, we may have made it. We're good.
We're good. Oh, my God.
We're going on.
Holy moly.
Who's this?
Oh, OK. Oh, elevator.
Oh, yeah.
So that's the one was to fall through that then.
I hope this isn't that kind of game.
Yeah.
No time for full aim, please.
The whispering fault.
Okay, we really don't want to fall to the bottom now.
Yeah, it's probably keeping an eye out for any traps.
Yeah, and we also gotta be like strategy-wise.
That could be useful.
True wait, why is there water? I'll look out play the game. Oh, sorry guys
You can swim in this well, there's no like it all kids. We're good
yet
Maybe behind us yeah, there might be others
There's a secret over here. Yeah, we can check it
Oh, I got some fucking yanked in the complete opposite direction. I thought we were going up
I was going up is that I somehow got you I swear to God, I'm gonna go fucking insane
I'm looking for secrets, but I don't see one over here though
Maybe around the corner. Yeah, it could be around the corner is true
Oh, yeah, none. No, thank you. I thought I'd put one there.
Maybe in here on top. No, nothing.
Nope.
Do you need anything?
Uh, no, no.
Being just a nice little entrance to the area.
Yeah.
You could probably get like the last wing in the last area though.
Maybe.
There's actual music playing.
That's nice.
True, dirty.
Useful. Never heard of that.
True, I mean this seems like a kind of like a checkpoint, but
We don't have checkpoints like we can still probably find thing is
I'll jump and check it two buttons though. Yeah
This needs to go on the other yeah
I'll go that one.
Oh, look at that. What did that do? Wait.
Nothing?
Is there a third one?
Wait, there's a wing over here! There's a wing!
What?
Over here.
What is a wing?
Longer gliding wing.
Oh, there's a button on top.
On top of the pillar.
Oh, yeah.
well we only got a we don't all have to stand on them it seems like so it's
pretty free yeah
oh nice yeah it's very easy okay let's not be hit oh dude that fall well we can
land on the car wait we go after this one you know at some point they're gonna
do like a bubble stab are we going over dropping yeah yeah
Yeah, that's fine. Just do one at a time
Okay, I'll do it the chain was gonna get caught. Yeah, I thought so
That'll make this much hard. Yeah
What can really pull me through with you? Oh no, nothing lasers again
And these are simply simple yeah, it's simple, but they're very slow
We're going down immediately look down
Yeah, of course we're gonna have to jump to this one. Yeah, like now now go
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna jump forward like
Yep, okay, then we got to go for this one coming up. Yeah, we are we are print jump. Yeah, sprint jump go
Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.
Look at the cake on the right.
Passy.
Important, important.
Yeah, here real shit with some stuff that's chewing your back.
I know we gotta jump on this.
We gotta jump on this.
Oh, this is easy.
Yeah, this one's easy.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Journal is starting to flow.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Okay, we're good.
Wait I slipped off I've slipped off hold
There you go
Good or maybe we maybe three two one it yeah, yeah, I think we do
Oh my god
Ah, ha ha!
Okay, uh...
Yeah, okay.
Oh, that's nice!
Very good, very good.
I think we can probably hold the, uh, the limos.
Okay, okay, just ignore the ray.
Yeah, we don't need that shit.
We don't need that.
We're in the heavens up again?
Oh my god, like a well oiled machine.
Alright.
Easy.
The sword?
Uh, might wanna...
Yeah, three two on this one.
To the right?
Yeah.
And then we gotta go on this pillar.
Yeah.
Oh, we're...
Oh, we're chilling?
Yeah, we'll wait.
We'll wait.
Jesus Christ.
Just wondering what if what if there's something up behind that big guy?
There might be something up there is true
I mean, we will be able to see it from the other side I think because we're coming around
What oh my god, I go me a guy. Yeah, I was
fucking not
Oh
Holy I bet this is a fucking checkpoint in a different mode. Yeah, I probably
Yeah
Yeah, you can you can vault a bit on this which is a little bit scary
Okay, let's gather ourselves here
Okay, okay, okay, I have to try and gather this, but I can't eat because I keep sliding off.
I'm just gonna stand here. I can't do anything unless I like phones.
I'm gonna get Leppa. I got him.
Okay, we're good. We're good.
No, okay.
This fucking desync that's getting me.
I'm not pressing any buttons.
This just goes ahead either speed or no.
The movement in these games are like somewhat addicting it's weird
The awful maze
Surely we can't drown right to the water. I would hope so otherwise this is gonna get very often very quick
Up here
Right?
Uhhhhhhh...
All the way down.
Back here I guess.
Is it?
There's no other way that way.
Yeah, there's one up there.
Oh...
Hole stuck on a wall.
In there? Where left by is I think?
In anything?
Down? Down?
I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think you're right on the corner here CC. No, no, it was definitely my intuition said it was
It was over here. It's over here
I'm not bleeding anymore. I'm done. Hey, I was an escape room office. Okay, you know
Ruth force why can't can we fall through in the middle? Yeah, we can
This fall through the middle. What are you doing?
Okay, I'm gonna try to swim. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna stand here so I can pull
I'm out I'm out I'm pulling I'm pulling
Okay, okay, okay. Oh my fucking god
That would have been truly
Yeah
We jump here. Yeah, I
I would have I had a crashed out I would have been crazy don't miss a
situation
crash out after all that is the fault of fucking gap yeah
Jesus
fucking this what's up looking for things just
I'm just looking at her.
Wait, what the hell is this?
Wait, do we have to slide on each side of the...
Hang on, hang on.
No, who's the catcher's name?
Well, there's no way we can get through that otherwise.
Yeah, I think so. I think that's what we gotta do.
Let me just...let me just...see.
No, I think we can just jump around the side.
No, no, no.
How about we test this? We test this.
Let me try to jump around.
Actually, just one of you fall off and see if you can catch it.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying let I go right this go left, and then we pull you guys up if it doesn't work
Yeah, you can fall. Yeah, go to the right just fall to the right just go to the right
Yes, and yeah, there we go. It's working. It's catching. Yes. It is it is so we got a slide to the other side
So we need you and you need left or in this to go on one side. Yes. I mean, you know, they're on the other side
Yeah
okay I'm going right what are you gonna know what we're going left oh I thought
we were gonna do like zigzag to play it safe yeah because now half and half is
way more risky yeah okay yeah okay go to the left salad I'm I'm like no I can't
Go to the left if left was going to the left. Oh, yeah
All right, drop off drop off here we go
All right countdown here we go
backwards backwards land land land land land just land just land fucking go we
land we land on the side play it safe I do not want to stop it doesn't make
it fucking it does it does I'm sorry I'm sorry that was me okay here then we
We gotta go to the other side, go this side, and then we land on this shit.
Alright everybody, let's go.
Go.
Yeah, one of us could very easily hold the other's hostage and get himself a spot.
Yeah.
I was just waiting for him to catch up.
Are you?
Been considerate.
Dude, we are so high up.
Oh, gosh.
Have you looked at the meter in the top left?
Oh
Yeah, I think we just go here, right?
Surely all right
Now I'm scared of gimmicks that these is gonna start falling or something
Yeah, that's smart. That's smart. That's my day. Yeah, push it for that one. I'll move it cool
Like if it's a small one, I don't feel so bad just jumping, but if it's like a big one, I guess we'll see how it works.
Yeah, like this one. Also watch out for the...
Okay, um, oh no.
Let's, let's, let's just...
Yeah, let's, let's plan this.
I mean, we can jump and stand on the edge of this rock.
I wouldn't trust that hitbox.
You don't? Really?
It's not? Oh yeah, maybe not.
Oh, fuck dude. If we get launched, we could land in the temple below maybe, though.
Okay, okay, right. The way I see it, when this first one starts moving away,
we need to start running, but then wait a little bit before it's in the middle,
so we can jump back over it when it comes towards us again.
Yeah, and then we run towards the next one when it goes away from us, yeah, yeah.
And then we have to force-send it after that, we can't step past it up.
Yes, yeah.
Alright, are we ready?
Alright, yeah, we're going now, we're going now.
Okay, no, it's not well land on the land on the temple
Temple temple temple temple, okay, we're good. We're fine. All right, Lepper. Lepper. What the fuck was that buddy?
What's going on? I don't know. I think we can go okay
I think you're right. Yeah, I think you are
I'm up. I'm still trying to get up. I'm pulling.
Go, go, go, go.
Alright, so we go to this one and we can make it.
Maybe this one? Yeah.
Oh, brother.
Wait, we're gonna have to do the water temple again?
again or no no no yeah I think so yeah yeah are you guys ready yeah let's go
all right let's go oh my god you're fine uh-oh jump over this
yeah yeah go ahead pull them off yeah yeah
hahahaha dude this game is long as hell
like three of us jumping then like as we
jumped a little earlier one person just
gets fucking yanked yeah this game is
super long jeez oh we're going for this
way I yeah we're going here yep it's fine it's fine we're not we're not we're not far up we're
not high up far down I'm not cause this to fall yet
VAL, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Dude, if you could only see my dankiness of my jumps and control.
Oh yeah?
There's something wrong here.
I'm connected to UK and US at the same time.
That's true.
It's so bad.
yeah I haven't pretty good actually well no realistically you're not connected to
you take this Alice
drop just drop drop drop drop drop oh my fucking god we're already back the
Let's do the intro!
Oh my f**king god.
Really a f**king yana cetacean.
Yeah, I'm just not sending it.
It's a vacation.
What was that countdown for?
There's nothing here.
All right.
I don't need to jump on from this yellow.
We jump on this, right?
yeah we go this one no don't you just stand far back and just jump over
compensate just because of that oh my god okay get ready get ready for jumping
spring and jump oh oh all right this one I'm losing years off my life by the
the lie. Dude, we're not even like a fifth done. We're not good at the if we keep playing
like this. To be honest, the one we fell on was what what happened when on that one when
we fell? Somebody has a laser, I think. Well, yeah, but I think because there wasn't like
a line. That's why I got young. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's why then. Yeah. I noticed that,
you know, left was connected to this and left was always the one that keeps failing. So
I think we know what the problem here
Yeah
I won't
Leather keeps getting yanked by someone
I'm not gonna name names
Of course, yeah
Well, you know, we should have been faster
Oh, I got mega yanked!
No!
No, this was the first one!
This?
This?
I got it
What do you got yanked?
Oh my god
Okay, Ella got giggy yanked
and I flung off because of it
There we go. Alright.
This is fucking crazy. Yeah.
We keep up the pace there. Well oiled machine as I said.
Well oiled machine, yes.
This is fucking crazy.
We're almost back.
Yeah.
To the right. Yeah.
And then we just full send a bit.
Oh
Fucking hell yeah, and then this fucking awful thing again. Oh, yeah, this one was pretty ass
Did you have to get on it? Yeah
There's gonna be
Are we yanking yet?
Oh
Okay, that was me water. We can't we just fucking skip this water mace
No, oh, maybe
No, that would be kind of crazy. I feel like we can go on
No, there's no way you
But I think you can jump on the side
Yeah, I might have worked if we all went up at the same time, but I can't stop.
Stop, just, please.
Everyone jumps forward.
Oh!
Why am I down here for a second?
Let's go.
Speedrunner.
Massive.
And then we just, we full send to this one.
This one, this one.
Did you not just see what we accomplished?
God game and get it's finest. Yeah, I was sick actually saved a lot of time
Alright, we're back. We're so bad
I don't like this one coming up. Well, this one's fine. I'm going to let
No, no, check the chain. Okay, yeah, so we don't throw
I mean this works it works
say dude why stop
okay let's not speed run this it's gonna be a slow run okay yes perfect
land off the side okay yes land off the side okay then forward yes
Fuck you now.
I'm not blind leading the fucking blind.
Oh, I'm terrified of this one.
Do you guys always shift jump?
No, not all the time.
Yeah, sometimes.
Okay, okay, okay, we're fine. Okay, we're good
Okay, here we go, let's get up on the first let's do a countdown
Let's get up on the second and this okay. We had a good game
When the laser gets all the way back then we jump yeah
I'm not that good.
Wait, so we...
So when it's all the way back there...
No, like, when now?
No, back at us, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, not this one, we'll do it next one, so around.
Yeah, we'll do it next one.
Alright, here we go.
Lock in, everybody fucking lock in.
Send it, send it, send it, send it, send it!
Let's go!
Alright, uh, I mean this is easy, but let's play it safe, so we don't have to redo this.
Go, go, go, go.
Find me.
Go.
Okay, okay, fuck it.
Alright, we're good.
We're good.
Oh subway station!
Oh no.
Uh, I'm gonna grab a drink.
Alright do it, do it, do it, do it.
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, let's go!
No, no, no, no, bro!
Haha!
I'll be right back.
Drackoff.
Ex58, MP23, Adam 132, Valeria, thanks for the 40, and thank you.
I'm dragging down.
Any wings?
Oh yeah.
It was scoffed for wings.
Any skips?
Oh yeah.
Maybe we can analyze what we're doing while we jump over those yellows.
and then it's the same as before oh well not really i mean kind of is kind of
no dragon no i fix five
we're gonna fall down aren't we no that's no that's that's loser talk we're not we're gonna win
I mean, I'd say it's like 6-7 hours.
I will...
kick you.
To be honest, there might be like mega jumps that like super shoot you up to the next area and stuff.
Only I'm allowed for 6'7 because I'm the only one under 30 here, okay?
Actually don't know how old this is but I'm gonna say 30.
You can glitch the camera through the pants.
This one?
This one.
Oh yeah.
Man, I'm gonna see up my thigh.
Yeah.
I'm hollow.
Yeah.
I'm seeing ass, this ass.
Show?
Hey, you.
Yeah, I am.
His ass is in my screen, dude.
Ooh, wee!
I lost.
Oh, I can't, cause he's like...
the chain.
Yeah, yeah.
But I can give a free show.
See?
Oh my lordy. Yeah
Wait does that mean I get to enjoy
Yo
True true go
Yeah, but we oh
Yeah
All right, let's chill this part dude if we get shot to the right. It's over
It's over like completely over
Forward forward just land on the
Fuck me. What was that? Who overshot that? Dude. I don't know
But I have a good clip of us so we can see
Okay, we can't go on this one. We can't go on this one. It's too big yet
Just the same thing again, it's the same thing again
It's okay
Okay, go go go this time
Yeah, this is so easy
Yeah, I'm just gonna yank you guys
We're good just
sentence yeah you can't you can't just send when there's people still climbing
yeah we see we get a lot of meters when we just climb up on these man is fast
you also lose a lot of meters when apparently it was left but no no it's
not me you don't understand I have a good green I'm jumping forward and then
against me backwards my momentum just it's gone I want to retrain for me it
looked like someone fucking like Joe would jump it really far yeah for me it
looked like that too yeah I didn't see who was because I because the one that
went for me was the one in front of us
Dude imagine doing lava mode. Holy...
My team.
Maybe we should have played on easy mode.
There's no stakes then, you know? There's no stakes.
What's the stake in this one, I'll finish it.
Yeah, pretty much.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, wait, you know?
Hey, that's the job. Yeah, we're over 500 meters already, dude. The buttons are already pressed. Yeah
Okay, we just skip and jump like over this over here or some shit. I think we can jump to the left
Yeah, we can full send this three
Can we? Yeah, yeah, fuck it. Don't say full send it!
Pull him up, pull him up, pull him up, pull him up
There's limit tested.
There was no invisible wall here, right?
Wait, there is.
There's a little bit of one.
You can definitely jump this, though, if you like.
Just jump it.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just jump to the right.
See?
We're already finding faster ways.
I'm sending.
Should we get a skill?
I'm sending.
okay I got yanked I got janked go go go go go go go all right nice okay just
take a breather we're going yeah we have to yep Jesus Christ man I'm looking at
you left off I'm looking at the fucking clip that is not what I saw yeah okay
We're going go. Yeah nice
And also we have skip for water temples, I mean we're chilling. Oh, I think I yeah, I can explain what happened
We're going because I I did a normal jump
But because either this or salad went ahead of me it like
It slingshot me forward
Because I was I was off at the time
me. Right. So, it was you though. You
Yeah, it was me but I got I didn't I didn't have control over that shit. I didn't even
press shift. Well, I wasn't ship jumping either. Yeah, I wasn't ship jumping. I was a W
cop. No, maybe you're trying to go fast. Sure. All right. Hold W. Yeah. Well, oiled
Machine
Oh, that was time easy game kids we like cheat up this mountain or something oops
It's alright
Is there no way to cheat snow? All right, we could try climbing the mountain. Yeah, but it doesn't lead anywhere
anywhere
But what about the wings?
Yeah, but we would see it
I don't think we saw any wings on it when we were on the other side.
What if it's like behind the stuff?
You know, you can get behind it from below.
I was trying to look behind it from like up above.
It didn't seem like there was anything.
It's fucking criss.
Real speed windows are going up in the snow.
Oh, I was choking.
Stop!
We're cheating, we're cheating.
Force is finding, I'm finding.
Nice!
We just pulled the Yankees ass.
Okay, okay.
The stressful situation I've ever been in, but I'm chilling no reason.
I'm doing fine.
Yeah, I'm kinda chilling.
Can we count if we say people fall the most?
Oh, this is true.
I think Lemba wins.
Yeah.
Okay, the chain.
Yeah, we're good.
No, we know the drill.
We know the drill.
Just go.
Don't press it.
Oh, I didn't press anything.
Yeah, we're chillin'.
Okay.
Keep yanking me forward, guys.
I keep getting launched.
Forward.
Should we just full send it?
Full send it.
Full send it.
Fuck it, yeah.
Full send it.
Oh my god, I've got fucking flying.
Oh, that was so tight.
I went in the completely opposite direction, though.
But I don't know which person do I jump along with.
Gist or Salad?
Because I need to time my jumps with either one of those people.
Probably with me.
Yeah, I think with this you would jump.
Okay.
I mean, Ella can be quite far ahead of you.
Of course.
I'm gonna get the cow to go in you can add five points to me
oh this one yeah yeah next one easy game so easy game
That's like a children's video game now, oh, I forgot to jump
Okay, let's chill chill chill. All right, no shift jumps here. Just jump in double. Yeah, just jump. Okay. Yeah
Okay, just one person jumps. Nope. Oh, that was me. That was me. I fuck just land on this
It's fine. We're good. We're good. That was me. I got like this was left side
I got like no distance for some reason. I don't know why I
Kind of know what you're talking about there
Thank you God, I was holding W, but there was no forward momentum at all
We're hard stuck at yeah 600 meters. It's not too bad. We're sending it send send send send send fucking yeah
Okay, but dude that one's free
This is made us fall at least once I'm pretty sure oh, yeah, probably oh
Yeah
Yeah, okay my bitch fruit
Actually true actually okay, let's go
Oh
Never mind don't full send wait, and then we full send right?
Full sends I'm gonna get fucking yanked in the opposite direction again
I always do that rocks is yeah, but it worked on the first jump, but not on the second
Yeah, I was talking I was talking to first time chatter
the first time chatter is more important than
what you're saying
why could they possibly don't
I'm here, no it wasn't anything bad
networking is more important
than the log sprays
not this one
This one's gonna spook it. I don't like running up to it.
Okay, so this time's the charm fellas.
Yeah. Wait, do you guys jump and jump in W I do on the first ones, but that's what I
did last time when I got no momentum. So I'm just gonna W space, yeah.
Oh, okay, chill chill chill. Oh my god. Yeah, feel the weird. Yeah weirdness. I saw that
Yeah, okay. I feel no way in it. Maybe one at a time here. Yeah
Okay, oh my god, you gotta jumps but we need to we got a spring jump and countdown up
Yeah, but we can stand on the edge of this the moment we climb up so
Okay, what if as soon as we see the
We get to the ledge first yeah jump and full stop. Yes. Yes. All right go
Okay, how do we do this one?
Yeah, um small jumps now
now. Wait, what if we jump as this one's coming back to all the time? What if we do
mega jump? Now, like, when this further one back here is where it is now, I don't know,
I don't know, that seems kind of... Yeah, we don't want to be chased. But we're not
good at it. No, no, no, yeah, no. We jump over this one here, and then we just sprint
towards the other one, right? That's what we do. That's what I said first, but what
I'm misunderstood. Yeah, that's what I think we do because that what this one close to us now doesn't go so far back
I feel like we just jump over this one as it's coming towards. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we do like this one right here
Yeah, right?
Not right when it's all the way back. No, no, no, no, okay
I saw it I don't sell it. I'm literally
You can't just say it's me for no reason. What I have video evidence
I'm literally not even moving!
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Oh my god, this is terrifying. I'm trying to get up.
I'm still fucking afraid of salad right now.
Yeah, it's just mega, mega, mega.
Okay, we're chillin', oh my god.
I literally, I didn't move. I wasn't even pressing any buttons.
When do we go now though?
Like, we go when it starts moving towards us, like now.
I think maybe once they cross over each other.
Once they cross over.
As the far one is coming towards us.
Yes.
Or like, there.
like the yeah like there but they're like w jump yeah i mean i mean shift jump um we do
like a crazy i mean yeah that's the thing do you should do sprint jump or not i think sprint jump
okay so when we see them intersect we start running all right now yeah when they intersect
like uh now we run now jump wait what or no well no no no no no against this no no no no no no
that we got to jump over this one that's close to us now i got it we got to jump twice that's the
way i said we have to do one jump no no no twice we only need to do one yeah but look at the finish
God let me explain okay this one right now you start running towards it and as
they crisscross we do me a good job dude I think it's gonna capture us back into
us yeah it does it fucking is the one of the rights already coming back so
we're home for you trust oh my god it's like it's like there's an idle
animation it's like sliding me slightly no I don't I actually don't believe in
the mega jump I believe in clearing this one I believe in clearing this one like
we jump over it when they cross over so that would be now we go and then jump
over it and then we jump over the next one like you said now we go and there is
far apart from each other not a mice game like we go with the original plan
was to go when they cross over right so we go now and then jump over and then
We sprint and jump over the second one. It's super easy. Yeah. Yeah, okay, right?
Okay, like right now. Yes, exactly. That's when we go on the next one. Yeah, not this one
But we go when they cross over now. So now yeah, go jump sprint jump go jump. Yes easy
See this is free. Oh my god. I'm majorly decent. Jesus. Yeah, I saw me too. Oh god. Stop it
Yeah, let's chill. Let's chill.
If you know what I'm doing?
No, I said someone.
I said Salon.
Okay, that's good though.
If we fall now, we don't fall too far.
We're not gonna fall.
Yeah, that's true.
What's to the right? Probably a checkpoint.
Wait, you can't communicate with this one because we're fucking stupid.
Wait, I mean we're supposed to go forward, but there is something to the right.
Yeah, that's probably a checkpoint.
Yeah, you can probably fall down to it.
All wings.
Are we full send?
There's no way.
No, don't full send.
We're going to hit the ceiling to this.
Oh, I mean.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, let's go up here, I guess.
Sorry, I, I, I, yeah, I got you.
I didn't even found by the spell.
No.
We got, uh, what?
It was like a slide, yeah.
What was that noise?
I got stressed.
Is there a way for me to die?
Lord.
I'm trying to take the Subway and escape.
Where's the- I'm on the ground.
No humans have ever made it this far before you.
Such might victory.
Up here.
Yo, world first.
True.
Just, are you AFK?
I'm pouring my drink.
Well, maybe communicate it.
You must not hit me.
Yo, I'm even on a silver plane.
Saladel, I can't- I can't.
Come here, I'm going to be- I'm going to be- I'm going to be- I'm going to be- I'm going to be- I'm going to be- I'm going to be- I'm going to be-
I'm literally stuck inside myself. Yeah, what is going on? Aren't we all like a good time?
Dude, this is big TV though, we're all coming up on 650
I feel like that thing hasn't moved though the meter
Yeah
Animation, okay, I just go I mean we go or yeah
Nothing here.
Pikes?
So the wings help with us gliding when we fall?
This is just straight up only up, isn't it?
Wait, do the wings help gradually, or do we have to collect all 10 for them to help?
I think they have to help.
Oh, maybe.
Do we go up here?
So the game gets easier the further you get.
Well, the more wings.
Easy.
Oh wait, it's all 10 apparently.
There's a wing here!
We gotta get that, alright.
One at a time.
Yeah.
I didn't know fucking yanked in for that.
You just got to run and you're crazy.
Yeah, that was deep.
It's like a raster patient person I've ever met.
Okay, we send to the left?
Wait, now what?
Why do I hear a plane or a helicopter?
Oh, fuck, where are you?
Oh, it's one of them. Oh, one of them hook things again hooker gray. Yeah, that takes
us up a lot of meters
Oh, yeah, I guess there's probably nothing else here.
I am so scared of letting go of space here.
Our life is literally in your honor.
That's why we're going to drop to review.
Dude, we're going to go so high.
Holy.
I'm a rocket man.
Burning on the seams out there.
I can see my house from here.
I
This is huge
Nice
Okay, we got a little spinny spin we go on I mean we go now. Let's get now. Yeah. Oh
No, not a swing
Yeah, yeah, I mean okay
Nope.
No, no, no.
That's alright.
That's alright.
Okay, just straight forward.
Full stations.
Yep.
Okay.
Full send.
Are you...
I have no speed!
Oh!
Okay, uh...
I'm gonna try and jump by if it helps.
Yeah.
Yeah, there we go.
It does.
Oh my god!
Uh, surely our chain won't be stuck on this, right?
Maybe we do one at a time?
Like, because you can stay in there.
You can just do this, it's very easy, it's super easy.
I'm waiting.
Yeah, we want to wait a bit so we don't go too far, because then it's going to be Yank
City.
Why did it?
It's fine, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, that was my bad.
It's all good.
Oh, okay.
Yank City.
Oh yeah, because that wasn't even on the thing yet.
My bad.
Okay.
Okay. Easy. Dude, 770 meter.
And the fucking thing hasn't moved a single time.
Uh, there's bucktons on the ledge here.
Like, back. Oh, you gotta hang and do them.
Oh, my.
Pull left by two assists.
Yeah, one more.
Got it with my poor man.
It was, yeah.
What's the number?
watch I can't I'm fucking stuck inside myself I can't see just yeah this is
just doing it we got it on this open right oh wait this might be a gimmick
yeah it's gimmick yeah wait we could we could just rush and jump wait is it
fine it's a wait what it's like that yeah we just go
I mean, this is...
Oh, I thought.
Wait, is it disappearing behind us? I don't think it is. It's just... yeah.
We're not on the timer, right?
Yeah, yeah, but it's not on the timer.
Okay, big meter 777!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, you guys are faster than me somehow, you're just edging yourself.
actually slower I see wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it's fine just
let him sit up there we're good if I want it to be because I'm playing the old
guy yeah maybe you're foreheads okay oh my there's a train coming up cool
Bro look at bubbles. Wait the old guy actually moves and climbs slower.
This looks
Is it like all type 4 wait wait can we just cheat? Yeah, can we just cheat?
Yeah, maybe we just hold W
I think we can we just go after this one
Yeah, this is super free. Okay, we go after this. Yeah. Yeah
This is super free
Yeah, I'm just touched my face
This game is like actually huge
I thought this was like a two hour game
you were wrong yep I think even the speedrun this game is like an hour
oh shoot I'm going to die damn don't get any ideas
when do all the gimmicks stop happening yeah I'm waiting for that too this looks
like it's going to be some gimmicks though no this is just an elevator are
Are we gonna break the 1k? We might break the 1k.
What is this fucking floating?
Oh, I see.
It's gonna launch us.
Wait, we did? We reached it.
Yeah, we did! Nice!
Oh, look at that!
Yo, uh, Spoon for sale 104 days, 1111 pick-up days.
Oh, this is pretty.
No, no, we keep rolling.
Oh, my fucking god.
You guys think there's any hidden stuff here?
Um, I mean, we're not gonna make that.
We'll see when we get higher, I'm going.
oh my god I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry it's me I'm going fast
fucking headbutt yeah
watch yourself buddy with your mushy penis yeah I'll fucking I'll bring you
kind of mushy piece of dream I cook it open fucking morbid it yeah I'm telling
you oh yeah you play as the old man right you move slower
Oh, don't jump!
Don't jump!
Oh, well, well, well!
Tell the turntables!
Lookin' what happened there!
We're being this though, we could reach him and we could not.
Oh, he's going!
Is this going?
Yeah, we're going.
We're going.
We're going.
Okay, we gotta start coming at this.
These are the worst teammates I've ever played.
Do we just fall on the concrete or road or what?
Probably not right we fall right through it. Oh
Okay, nice. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah
Kind of worried
I'm worried begin. I think we can just like God
Yeah, pull like that. Yeah. Yeah
All right first step
I'm waiting. Okay. Well second. Okay. Yeah, we go
I'm not okay this is the same thing though is the same thing so we were to
go when they cross now yeah yeah well not this one not this one but we go
next one next one they cross go spring jump so free easy free easy
oh no let's just let's just look before we
We gotta grab that hook.
That's a grab that hook.
Jesus, send it.
Send it, yeah.
I a lot want to do the honors.
I guess.
Oh no, it's, if you missed it.
This is super free though.
It's not the timing.
Oh, um.
That's what I might have come to as we go.
It's like gonna fuck is over the follow-up they'll get ready to jump when it flips
So we could just like full spring jump and maybe clear it
I think
Finishes turning we go after air for so long
We can't idle jump from sea. Yeah, we could we might get a better timing. Yeah. Oh
We can definitely not clear that though
The idle jump a bit better than I guess
It's like realistic what I think we should try long than it
Uh, as we were just telling you, we can catch you on his white box.
Yeah.
Maybe we should get off the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think it's active.
Yeah, so we jump right after it finishes turning, I think.
Okay.
Right?
Do we spring jump?
Um, okay, go back, go back.
Maybe not.
Go back.
I think you want to spring jump, yeah.
Yeah.
Right after it finishes turning.
Say when.
Okay, after this.
After this one, yeah.
Okay, I got mega yanked, but we're good.
Oh, it was so easy.
We had to jump over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Could have just fully send it.
Yeah, true.
We're fine if you can find nothing.
Yeah.
It's so easy.
I was very free.
There'll be a secret here.
Maybe around the corner here.
Yeah, I think around here.
Oh, there's a wall.
Oh, you can't go in there.
Yeah.
Modern gaming not allowed to explore crazy
Oh, no, what is this? Well, this looks free, you know
Yeah, we jump on the platform behind it, yeah
Okay, I would go after this one or no wait
This one no
no no no no pull back pull back
not this one this one after this one go
coming up yes this one yeah
yeah it's here oh my god pull
Okay, just people hope people hope
I'm sending okay nice yeah, I think God you're fine you're fine
Over good
Okay, we just go forward to sprint jump yes sprint jump this I guess yeah
I love when there's like hesitation. Will there be a countdown while there's nothing?
And everyone is like crawling forward.
No, no, no, no, no, there's stairs back there. Look, look, look behind the building.
Huh?
Yeah, but it's cosmetic though. It's cosmetic for sure.
What if it's, what if it's like a...
It's a short cut from...
There's no way, there's no way.
No, no, no, I'm saying it's a short cut.
There could be wings behind you.
I don't use this. Wait what? Oh. Oh no. Just describing. Oh yeah. Oh you have to use this.
I think you have to use it. Yeah, to crush. Nice. Can you push them? Oh, we can lift them.
sick the trampoline to the left what yeah what's up with the trampoline to the
left we can get out we can get out now yeah we can well we can't unless this
does oh my god we can go on the trampoline down there or we can go on
this pipe here yeah I guess we just jump on the pipe I mean it's free yeah yeah
All right, let's go
We're almost halfway on it. Yeah, okay, I'm getting young hang on pauses. Yes, fucking stop. Hello done still mom
All my fuck right. This is easy. Yeah, this is super free. Oh
Oh
Guys guys I'm chilling. I'm chilling. That's fine. I'm pulling. I'm pulling
I'm pulling it's good. It's good. All right. Here we go inside the pipe. Just don't go too far away from each other. Sorry. Yeah, I fell
Oh
instantly
That was more slippery than I thought it would be
mods add one to a lot
Come on no one's keeping score here. Oh, they are
No, they're not. Oh, they are
Who's surfing down there's left with you
Okay, we're thinking out of bounds in the back
Okay, everyone gather up
We're chilling hard. I'm doing it's happening again guys. Okay. Let's wait here. We wait dude
Why did there's no way I f-
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, dude, that one is kinda crazy.
Yeah, it was me.
You have to be like a lot in the middle.
If you're even just a little bit to the side, it's over.
Maybe we just full send it.
Oh, I found it.
Okay.
Okay, I fell.
Oh, oh my.
Add one along?
No, that wasn't me!
You just said I fell!
Yeah, but yeah, but I fell be after someone else fell
Was it you fell down? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was I'm back here. Hello. Oh, oh
Who fell there huh on the turntables?
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna chill here
Let's go at the same time. Yes. Yes. All right. All right
I'm waiting here
okay countdown yes we go now and then just go but I fell but I only fell
because I got yanked that's the thing I don't know they can
net code
Yes, host disadvantage
Yeah, that's the thing we just didn't focus no brain it's just zero brain
I think we're good. Yes. He's just zero brain
This one is
Actually, what happened again?
Don't worry. Don't worry. We got nine nine nine nine. No, no, no, no. It's wait. Have we all fallen?
No, I'm pulling you up. I'm pulling you up. I'm pulling you up. I can't I can't know you can you can I believe I believe
Get up spend space old man
Aha, it's over.
Okay, listen, I'm gonna go backwards. I'm going backwards.
Smart?
Yeah, going to pipe.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm piping. I'm piping. I'm piping. I'm piping.
Alright, we're good. We're good. We're chillin'.
Nice, nice. We're chillin'.
Good pipe.
Here.
Oops, sorry.
Okay.
Okay, try that again.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
See?
Yeah, this, that's, it happens to be all the fucking...
Okay, well...
Alright.
It needs to be baby movement baby movement
This is the hardest thing guys thus far wait go go go
Damn no one fell sick. Yeah, we also have to jump to the left here by the way
Stay in the center. Everything will be okay
Someone Jones, that's it's a jump a little bit. Okay, okay, don't choke
Nice good shit that
That was that was maybe secret behind the building
I don't think we can go behind can we not as they're in this wall now we can go inside the building though
Try
Well, I feel I've probably missed at least one set of wings already
Probably not another me. Yeah, let's go this way
Let's go a lot way sorry I say we go this way now. Yeah, this is definitely correct
I'm starting to think the place is all wings all wings
Seems like they're all kind of like on route. Yeah, they seem pretty
Okay
Yeah, I mean sometimes yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah
is what it is. I'm pretty sure the correct way is the way that has the fucking golden
light. Is it this? No. No. I think it's this way. Yeah. Is this way? It's the way with
the golden light, I'm pretty sure. No, it's here. Stop, stop, stop. Okay, okay. Yeah,
yeah, chillin, chillin, chillin. Another one of them cubes here. Oh, fuck. Ah, not another
Oh, and then we got to jump on that. Okay
That's kind of high up
Well, we go
We go after this turn coming up right
Yeah, true I see we
So, yeah after this one, yeah
Yep
And the jump
Okay, then we got a jump to that one that's gonna meet us
Okay
Looking below us in case. Okay, I see. Yeah. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. If I saw the corner and
Black girl
That was so free and then oh look at the balls coming up
Fucking hell
Nice balls. Yeah
huge balls
Imagine if the chain could get caught on every terrain
Yeah, maybe a local co-op, I don't know maybe oh
Oh shit, that's how it's streamed.
True!
Oh, this again.
That would be the funniest thing ever.
Yeah.
That's a lot of sessions.
True.
I don't think you're ready for what's coming next.
Don't forget what you thought.
We're kind of just going to do that.
Oh, I'll make you scream.
Okay, countdown on this.
Yeah, 31 this one, yeah.
Okay.
I'm just going to do that.
Oh, I'll make it straight.
OK, countdown on this.
Yeah, 13-1 this one.
Yeah.
I love you.
OK, so we run three.
Like, it's three and then stop, I think.
Yeah, it's three and then stop.
Yeah, so don't go after this one after this one.
Come on, come on, just come back after this.
Now.
So stop here, stop here.
And we can go one more.
Go one.
Or two.
No, one.
Let's go one.
We'll go we'll go we'll go one and one or two
Now we go
Speedrunners, man
Oh
Yeah, okay
Let's pull them all
Yes, we're jumping on it. Yeah, yeah, just jump on it. Yeah, jump on it
Nice
It's all good we're chilling
Oh
Where do we go? Oh, oh you spin this oh
Yeah
I said a door
I mean just send it I guess okay
Yeah, cause this isn't fucking scary at all.
Alright, just go. Just go.
Easy.
Okay, okay.
He's a counter.
Why does it have to make fun of the way I say things?
Fuh.
Fuh?
Fuh.
A bah would fuh.
Um.
Okay.
Go.
As you've got traders on the weekends.
True.
So easy we're about to break 1.5k dude, kind of
Fucking no one there. What do you do? Yeah, we are 1.3
That's 200 meters. Yeah, it's free dude. Look we're getting like boosted up now
Oh wait, oh it's a magnetism. Oh
Wait, that's kind of scary. Is it gonna wait? Oh
Oh, it sucks up our chain obviously.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Metalite.
Oh, why is it not moving?
Do we have to watch out for it dropping this?
Surely not.
Maybe it's sitting on the side.
Yeah, it's sitting on the side.
Oh!
Um, okay.
Yeah, we're chillin'.
We're chillin'.
It's gonna pull us up.
Oh, I see.
It gives us a chance to, like, get off it.
What is that chopper on the building? I wonder if you can land on it from higher up
All right forward we go move an elevator see 1.5 K easy soon
you
you
you
you
you
you
On maybe yeah, we're going this way. Whoo. Yep
This is so unstocked.
Dude, what the fuck is this?
We're up!
Can we?
We're fucking not up!
We're up!
We're a young king man!
We're up!
Wait, we gotta come up the wall to tell them maybe?
I don't know, we go here.
Woo!
Dude, that's not a way good.
Now what though?
Oh, it's a bullion.
Bullion.
how did you climb that I was so high
booting fresh out timer oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
no courage no fucking pussy jump on it right yeah yeah yeah yeah this is
reset the timer. Alright, countdown. Yeah, go. Yeah! Back off, back off, back off.
That was so scuffed. I can? Okay, but now we gotta wait again. Oh, you can from the
boy yeah okay all right yeah but I think we can hit it from here yes all
right get ready I'm pressing yeah go go go go just send yeah just no it's fine
just pull me up we have time pull me up we can't there's totally time okay well
now there's not more time though it's not over it's not over just go oh my
fucking god it's over just land on this land on this it's fine it's fine it's
fine it's fine it's okay it's alright it's okay I got this where do we go from
here I'm fine don't worry what's that that's I think to me I think I'm getting
We pull up
I'm trying to like jump to like yank you well
Go on this little platform little platform right here. Okay, that's fine. Oh my that's actually that's not too bad at all
Not too bad at all dude that was that was that was ass. I just want to point out me and this we're doing just fine
If you full send it it might have been fine. I'm not sure you fucking joined my ass. Yeah
Okay, we go
three balls, I'm then
balls
oh my god those two balls
go
we're fine oh my god
full send
full send?
just the heli
what the heli
just full send
well oiled machine
well oiled machine
well oiled machine
I'm sending.
One, two, three, four.
Oh, wait, do we have to redo this container thing again?
No, no, no.
Oh, we can make this.
We can make this.
Go!
Full send, full send, full send.
Oh, no.
It's the old man.
He's too slow, dude.
I was the first one.
What do you mean, old man?
I was the first.
man you're a fucking one come here old man let me show you what your speed is
like I'm not that old
love the gut she screamed in the background yeah it's great I haven't
heard it up here I think. I just heard it a few times. No magnetism! Speed! Magnetism!
Hello creator.
We have watched your video and think you're a fine fake for our program.
Let me know if you're curious and I can break this down for your channel.
Thank you.
Hold forward.
And then it's rooftops time.
See that wasn't too bad.
I was like five minutes.
Oh.
I like how you're the one saying this because you're the one that fell.
Yeah, I do. I was the one to sell, but I won't, but I will not be the one who falls next time.
Gang, thanks for the 40, bruh. Thank you. Thank you. And saw me at like 56.
Oh my god. I gotta lose IQ of this group every day.
You're the one who eats much of peace, Bill. Bro, you eat banana pizza.
So? That's pizza. Pizza is good with everything. That's just not true.
Okay, we do the same game plan
Yeah, the only thing peaches good with is
You just say what did you just say you just
Hello
We are not fine. I am desync it like hell. Can we stand I can't even see the platform guys
Okay, I'll see platform for right now. Okay, I'm to me. Let the
I'll stay behind jump to jump to this I can't I mean for I'm in constant falling
animation oh okay we gotta just have to carry him okay yeah I just gotta pull
him yeah we just gotta pull them it's fine
not moving this is so scuffed
yeah i gotta i gotta i gotta pull him up first i mean we could just let him hang
why the fuck maybe i guess oh this is not gonna work oh dude all right i'll let you go first
yeah i'll go i'll go yeah salad okay i'll salad than me yes all right okay
This is this is what I need this is why do you think because I'm connected to UK and
the US at the same time I'm pulling out it's my whole salad we're good
we're good see this is this is worse because I'm connected to WAP off like my jumps are
more than half oh is happening to me I hope you're recorded so we can see it in the chat
later. Are you good? Are you? Are you good? Yes, yes. You're fine now. Okay. Oh, oh,
oh, yes. This full sentence. He full sentence. Okay. I thought I was saying I, I dipped
my pizza in ketchup. Wait, you dip your pizza in ketchup? Yeah. What? I think you should
evaluate our roster and I also prefer that's even more cursed the cold
pizza is fine that's all right but what the fuck ketchup okay when do we go
okay we're going we're going okay I'm gonna throw someone else on the bus
it Apollo also does this but Apollo keeps rotten bananas in your kitchen
drawers
No, maybe I shouldn't be like her, actually.
All over here taking strays.
Give me a good time for it, she goes just catching strays.
Yes, some Americans dip pizza and run, why can't I do it with ketchup?
Bro, that is not the same.
That is just not the same.
It is!
That is just not the same.
Dude, I'm offended I'm not even Italian.
It's so good though.
All right, it's the button. It's the button.
So...
I got a lock game. I got a lock game. I was really bad at the beginning here. I don't know.
Okay, we're holding W the whole time after we all jump the first.
Yes, but wait for animations.
Yeah, you gotta wait for animations in this book, yeah.
True.
All right, I'm going.
I got your wing. I got your wing.
Yeah, you left by trying to go backwards, I guess
Yeah, go backwards go backwards. It's not fine. It's not fine. Just say YOLO jump YOLO jump
Okay, yeah, I fucked up again
Until you're close to the ledge otherwise you might get like the crab
All right get ready
Well oil the machine oil
Yeah, just run let's do a countdown shall we yeah go
It's full send full send
I
Imagine if we got absolutely no height
Okay, let's let's I dropped one frame baby jump. Yeah
Now I'm just going through
This safe
we're going that way okay I mean we can let me just be sinking on the way the
place doesn't know what the fuck's going on
oh another button wait blind why is it blind oh no oh this is easy though I'm
gonna take a screenshot okay I'm not gonna use the screenshot okay what we do
this is super easy yeah this is so free yeah I have to do is get to the first
radar walk forward of it and then jump across don't jump why do you got a
complicated don't jump just go just jump go to the tree go to the next tree it's
Super easy you can jump yeah, he's trying to do a shortcut across the trees
Yeah, of course, we can just yes yes
Yeah, we just pull them up. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. It's this one
And then it's left and then it's right and then it's left
And then it's right and then it's around this tree
Fucking ganking me with it. I don't and then I don't know
No, it's like the easiest ever. It's over here
I guess over there
Over here, and then it's here. Okay. I
Am a super dank I just pull up right now, okay, I have to admit I don't remember the ending
I
Want to be a leader so somebody needs to shoot we need to do something in this way
Okay, okay. No, we all hold on to this one hold space probably
Yeah
We're breaking 1500
We did it. It just took us over here. Okay. Oh, no, don't ignore it. Ignore it. We're
go again
yeah okay oh wait guys jeez
all right oh my will that not fuck the wait system i don't know okay but i i'm i'm i'm dangling
i think it's like a jump yeah yeah it is it is but i can't get up i can't try to
fully but he's pulling weapons so I'll go left I'll go left so we're even now yes
and then we're jump yeah okay all right yeah yeah yeah it's all fine oh my god
the fucking momentum is all wait for it to happen yeah you gotta wait like no
stress no stress I think it's fine if only one person jumps is I don't think
Both needs to yeah, I think yeah, you're going around a lot. I'm trying I'm sure okay. I'm jumping
All right salad old man you jump
Yeah, you got to work him out man
We're good, we're showing okay
I'm so excited to break 1500. I just saw some people fall
what's that's the guy she screamed 50 the bubbles fall
haha such as like birds are something we know these people die
oh sorry hello yeah my bad my bad I thought I was in single-player might as
well be
I
Look so forward to breaking 1600
There must be wings here hold on I want to see rings
Damn hey that game's still alive all right
Anything behind here no there has to be wings in this area there has to be
I'm just waiting for the fall from the roast.
Oh don't say that.
Oh yeah.
No, there's no way, right?
Wait, why?
Yeah, let's everyone go in different directions.
Great.
That's a good idea.
There's three possible ways to choose from and just fucking all go a different way.
No wings?
Really?
Oh no.
Wait, what is this?
this let me analyze I don't know what's happening this is crash bandicoot
oh okay I mean okay we go after next one
we go yeah we go now we go now we go now yeah I know we wait and then we go
no no no this you fucking go back go back go back go back okay we wait for
next one
after this yep okay we wait for that to retry yeah and then we go go wait and
go and go go up up up up straight past it any wings no oh wait wait wait wait
what the fuck is that just shadows something like collapse under these
There's a springboard trampoline. Wait, what is this? Oh my we got to build it correctly
Oh no, it's so over. I mean, yeah, we got to build it correctly. I mean, I have a red
stairs down there but what about the trampoline oh I think I got this that's
correct blue and yeah this is good we're gonna fix we're gonna fix this yeah
yeah this is correct no no this is so easy this is so easy see it's so so
so easy yeah we're in the yellow trampoline I was gonna send us no the
trampoline is gonna bring us up here yeah I think so yeah but what if you
could use it to get to the yellow that's not no no there's no it goes look
how it gets pretty close I'm pretty sure this is what it's supposed to be oh
actually yeah let's do it let's jump on the trampoline now and get on the oh
Oh, like that, that's not a bad idea.
That's not a bad idea.
Which means the rest is the complete wrong way.
Let's try it.
So jump?
Idle jump?
Idle jump.
Idle jump?
Wait, so what is Idle jump?
No, are you sure about this?
No.
No.
No, let's not.
Let's not.
I was not fucking lying.
I mean, we can just climb.
I think it might be, but it seems sus.
The green to yellow is a bit fucked, though.
The green to yellow is a bit fucked.
Yeah.
The rest is fine, though.
Blue, red, and green looks good.
What are you doing with yellow?
It's the right way.
Yeah, yellow needs to be...
It's no way it's the right way.
It needs to be where the ladder is.
Yes, the ladder is.
Yeah, it's gotta be there.
So...
I'm not fucking lying at all.
Fuck you.
Yeah, it's gotta be like this.
Something like that.
And then blue...
That looks...
Blue looks kinda fine.
Yeah, I think we can make it now.
Let's just the yellow side of the other. Alright, we'll get you learn wait. No, we go here. Oh, this is good. Yeah, we go down here
Oh, I don't want getting I built that staircase wealth wait, I'm pulling them up
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Yay, we can just jump backwards. Yeah, we cheat, we cheat. Oh, yeah
Do we wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let's not stress this one falling backwards here
would be horrible wait no just wait wait wait just wait
Which one am I?
Alright, we made it to the cardboard boxes, but I want wings.
Wild in, thanks for the uh...
47, thank you.
And there it is, 32.
Tragil, 27, Time Warner Boo, thank you Curse, 45.
Alright, yeah, we're going this way.
It's not very nice, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Next box.
Oh, that was...
Ooh, this door!
It's fine, it's fine.
We're chillin' on it.
Yeah, we're chillin' super hard.
Alright.
3, 2, 1, go!
Oh my god.
Huh?
Oh.
Give it?
Oh!
I got scared oh my god we broke 1600 yeah okay nice one baby Joe yeah that's great okay
why can't I jump bro jumped in a little ready dude I jumped and there was nothing like no
distance at all because that was good I'm connected to you and I'm stood behind wait
uh... it is three i think it's three right
don't know now no no no
yes
let's go
uh...
okay after next
next swing
goal
yeah
Jesus Christ
w
just w
w lads
at least we can save up progress
we can save progress yes
hold on let me yeah you can
save and quit game yeah because there was a load I saw that would have been very
as I don't think we're beating this tonight
no fucking way
I like left side left side it might be wings
you think there's wings here
we're supposed to be in easy to locate through this
yeah yeah sure what if there's something in this room
okay
Crazy, Jard, big hundo, brother.
Hope you're well by thank you.
Naur.
Naur.
Naur.
Go up here, then.
Naur here.
Oh, Naur.
Clior.
Oh, no.
Sick, Kiosk, Mio.
There we go.
We got to jump over to the other side or yeah, is it to the right it's got to be right
No, we could also jump over here straightforward. No. Yeah, we can't
No, I say we go over on the other side
We're not going to that crane we're jumping over all right get ready oh now now yeah
Okay, nice. I got me but I'm chillin chillin in the air
All right, we're ready for this one
Gore
Yeah, just go
W lads
wings oh my god this one yeah okay we got six out of ten dude
good stuff we're go next one I love it we just dust this
we're go after this one this one
I said we'll go after this one, but I'm in the air.
Uh, get it?
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Hmm.
Kill him.
Oh no.
Slab internet so slow because of Brexit.
True, but...
Damn.
Brexit internet, you thought, man.
Is it really that bad?
No. No. No. No. Stop pulling salad. This is good.
Now you do it sometimes, not very nice. Alright, we'll go on this coming up.
We just run across them. I mean, we wait. Yeah. Believe it or not, probably the only
thing that Brexit's affected so far was when I tried to get back into England. It was a
a lot harder than getting out
and hope
alright good good
I did it
oh ok wait wait
I don't I don't I don't
I don't I don't
alright and then forward next yo
I'm putting a part of I don't
now now
what
are you ok
no no no
ok dude ok
guys guys guys guys guys
ok we go now
now
and wait
now okay oh my god oh my god dude I yeah back the fuck all right back up back up back up
We'll get an idol!
So there's a countdown on the fucking screen!
There's a fucking countdown!
Yeah, but we can idol!
We don't need to idol!
No, we just go!
Okay!
Sick!
What did you guys do?
I'm gonna fucking go insane.
You said YAR!
YAR!
First one, you potato.
So, uh...
Oh, my God.
Christ on a bike.
Just a hunter! Thanks, 30!
I hear angelic music.
Listen to this speed, dude. Yeah, because we're so good and fast.
Saw that a lot.
for this is baby jokes we got a wait what is this oh it's moving away there's
a truck here it's with a truck oh there's a block here then we just know
Now this is super free
Dude we broke seventeen hundred
No, no, we're we're we haven't fallen forever. All right, we go
No, okay. Yeah, but yeah
Yeah
It's fine. Just stay there
Can't get a read on you guys at some point it's like
We gotta go, don't be blind.
We just go, just go, just go.
I was in a climb animation.
You can't just full send when I'm climbing.
It's very hopeful now.
Oh no, not this again.
W container
they won
three
now we need a bounce out
I just started one but
okay
old man jumping guys guys guys guys guys
us up like damn we're so far it's crazy
Christ what are these dank ass blocks
coming up on the left I don't want to know
mom it's fine someone tries it first
I'll try first yeah did you shift it okay
I'm looking just fucking down yo. Oh, okay. I guess I'm just
Guys I'm old
I just I mean
Yeah, I mean, there's a doesn't matter when you jump here
Okay, well I have some form of light let's pull up here
Yes
He's a de-sync on my fucking script right now.
We're falling!
Oh no.
Oh.
That's okay.
I have to see Yorn too.
I think it was gone.
I lost a couple of points.
That was not me!
Was it?
Maybe it was.
The only person hanging out down there!
Maybe.
It could have been.
I mean, we're back here though, it was like nothing.
Dude, it's so fucked when I'm like, should I yank the chain?
Because we can't use the chain again.
I don't know.
as well like when we're going on those can we count when we jump yeah let's let's
that was legendary only jump like one block with the distance it shouldn't really ever pull
anybody yeah that's what i was thinking too zoom
yeah
Oh
No, you yeah, don't leave
Okay, well
Imagine if I let go here
I've noticed
I noticed that around 200 meters
Okay
We're gonna bounce
Oh yeah, that's the next one
We should be able to full send them
across this thing okay sure we know what they are now so I should wait are we
going where were you guys jumping take the helicopter
We go business this way. Yes, fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's a little fall salad. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine salad. Come on
I was fucking bad half of us went left and half of us
Yeah, because I saw both of you go the opposite way
That's why you don't just...
That's why you don't just...
Full send!
I meant go the correct fucking way!
Yeah, I also thought we were going the correct way.
There were two ways that were correct.
I mean, you can?
Okay, fuck it.
Alright, we're just going.
Yeah, go away.
Go.
I'm surrounded by...
So easy games.
Alright, just jump and run.
Go.
What you mean in my rear? That's not...
Go go go go go!
Yeah, we're chillin' hard.
No matter what I did there, we were fuckin' pulled.
Two of them pulled across the fuckin' bouncy thing.
No!
No! No! No!
Okay, nice.
We're good. We're good.
Dude, I'm getting pulled down. I'm trying to save Salad, but I'm getting pulled.
Don't eat! Run in the opposite direction.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm about to have a seizure. Oh my god.
I can't! I'm ironically can't.
can't drive me over to these rocks can you pull up a salad while you're
paying okay now it works there we go
yeah we're in fall it's fine I've never seen this single point yet man we
should have landed at the helicopter the helicopter the helicopter landing
would have been sick
true
Helicopter
I feel like we would have held forward immediately, we would have done it before
yeah we need to do that
we really need to start doing that
do what?
do what?
do what?
do what?
do what?
oh no
oh
it's so easy it's so easy
I need to get out of here.
I'm fucking stuck.
I'm sure I can get out of here.
It's so easy to say.
Listen, I went too far, okay?
You went too far.
Listen.
Too far.
Listen.
I'm hungry, okay?
I can't think straight.
Okay.
Oh god.
I'm still here, I'm still here, we trust in the old man arms now, alright?
Do not let go of space.
I've been working out the power of these guys.
Holy shit, is that the waiter or the two of you?
Oh yeah.
All right, we're chillin
Nice that was sink thinking I go left. I'm going right. Okay. Yeah, but maybe
Okay
We're salad and then we're gonna jump salad. I don't think the chains longing
Fuck it. I'm okay. We I'm going to get okay. Okay. What the fuck are you doing going to this bad?
It should work
Okay, all of us goes here and then I'm going left see and then one jumps all right
Someone jumps. Yep
literally all you gotta do is twist face
oh my god I can't
I wish I'd ought to take away from this I'm really mad
alright we're going
I need some light
yo going
This game's got a nice busting burger on the planet right now.
Let's be sharing like a single more on between the four of us.
This is awesome.
Hey, we have a machine with bars.
There's the ADM.
Who's fault was this again?
The Flate Lake 6-3.
I jumped left so mine that I don't know if anybody else
I think you was
I saw two people go. I mean I went to the right because that's what we did last time
I think I followed this
We're chilling we're chilling we go now we go now we go now just go now we're chilling hard
I know the most stress.
Eeper.
Eeper.
Have you lads?
W lads.
Oh, Paul?
Oh, and we've already set this up.
Yeah, we've already set this up so we can just go.
Oh, yeah. Oh, true.
I may look, I may look chill, but I'll put them south back in my chair because I'm still with him.
I mean bro, you also look like Garfield.
He's like the chillest cat in the world.
That's so untrue. That guy is always pissed off at something.
But he's also chill.
Specifically Odin. I'm nervous.
You're the nervous one.
My cortisol levels are very low right now.
What are you doing this my bad I forgot we wait or yeah after this one right right
yes we go yeah we go after this one yeah
what did we oh yeah we fell on those dank blocks right
Oh
Somebody's fucking green
Imagine all the lots of people will work on something like a novel
I got a jump.
Go.
Oh my god.
Alice, maybe you don't need that.
Alright, maybe.
No, no, no, no.
Yes, three.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go.
I was also ready to post and I'm not in the film yet.
No, not on those. That's way too risky.
We had a perfect, like, we had good timing.
Yeah.
But then we need to do the communications.
Is UK banning cigarettes?
Yeah, so anyone who was born after 2008,
They will never ever be able to buy cigarettes or, you know, or bake to me or what.
Damn, Baysegg!
What the fuck?
Why?
We're going up here.
Because smoking equals bazookas.
Also it's costing me an inch, just like three billion pounds a year for smoking related issues.
Oh, shit.
whoops I wasn't gonna chat lol
wait we're going on this one?
where the hell are you going don't you understand?
calm down we're going man
I can't I can't I'm stuck
we gotta wait we gotta wait
Oh, on DC, between the two now.
What?
DCFuck is full meal.
I'm dying.
Well, that fight just starts randomly hovering, right?
Oh, we're going on this one, yeah.
Ugh.
Time for you to go to sleep, old man.
All right?
We're on the spot, guys.
Yeah, we are.
Alright, we're not pulse-ending the sector on your fox.
Ah, bliming.
We're good.
We're on the plot.
Now see ya.
I'm pretty sure you climbed on it and you might have gone over it.
I did, I did.
Alright, okay, so guys, remember there is a second one here you have to go through.
Alright, I'll go to the right this time.
All good.
I believe it, I believe it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And then we full send straightforward, right?
Yeah, full send straight forward.
To the right, to the ladder, right?
Yes, yes.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I
Was easier just go to the left. Yeah, it might actually be easier just to go
All right, get ready
We're sending or yeah, we're sending
And we're tight
Full sense
people fall
why?
god everyone's climbing too far around
god damn it
okay slow down slow down
Is this where we fell last time?
No, it's above us, that dank blocks.
Mmm, gliming!
Oh, we can go for it!
Go, go, go, go, go!
so easy game right do we stop and wait or do we climb this and
don't buy it well no we couldn't meet that I don't know I think we can even jump to the
next leppa likes to climb i will like you
we wanted to be fucking big bollocks we could jump on it and get up with it
just pass for a while no we could just no let's not risk it
yeah we could just wait we're chilling hard man we're so insane
when we ride the blue can we just grab the red too
I think you found a room.
Let's let's just grab the-
I'm not- I'm not- I'm subtle now.
Just do what? The- the bottom part?
Yeah, the bottom part.
Okay.
I'm gonna just walk along the fucking lines on this club.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah!
Yeah.
That's my streamer.
We're going, we're jumping, send.
Holy shh! Oh my god, I'm stuck inside, help!
We're almost there, we're almost back.
PB?
No, it's not PB yet.
We're almost halfway there!
Yay!
Okay?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm like a house back, okay, I'm back.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
We've been gone so back.
That would've been fine, it's just, it was a bit of a gun.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now?
We're going to ask one.
Oh, whoops.
OK, just go.
Just go.
Just go.
It was me.
I went bank on the left.
Ooh.
Can I call Ella, please?
There we go.
Thank you.
What the f-
Nice.
Yeah.
One.
Two.
Two.
3, yeah
This egg
Okay, now we're at our PB well the moment we finish these
Right well these aren't even hard it was this okay nice
can you shut the fuck up so easy game
I think every time you say okay let's god damn build those I got it let's plan
this okay now we're going right yeah don't no we're chilling we make a
countdown yeah nice that's there was a fucking countdown on the screen
Move the countdown down as I-
I literally said for the past literally 15 minutes
I don't do it, dude, dude, there's nothing hard about this
I just got a fucking hole
For the past 15 minutes I have been telling you to fucking wait
It's so easy, we just wait for a countdown and jump
Wait for a countdown and jump
We don't need to but we do
It's so over, this is where we stopped today, oh my god.
Shut the fuck up my butt.
Okay, nice.
I combed the movie.
Yeah, because that was our PB. We fell. We got to beat our PB.
In your Minecraft house?
I
Will shit on your balls that ball
Have you seen my shit
Don't you are gonna like your smoke
I was born in nineteen ninety-seven.
What? Nineteen forty-seven? I said nineteen ninety-seven.
Oh, alright, you're ready.
Wait, do we jump left now? Yeah, let's jump left.
You need a countdown?
No, stop.
Okay, go!
Yeah, fucking epic. Oh my god, nah, this is where we stop. Chopper! Chopper! Chopper! Chopper!
Get the chopper!
Helicopter!
Oh dude!
We've finished obstacles that are like ten times harder than this.
I
All we need is a little bit of
We need a little bit of patience and it's fine
What do you mean I am chillin I have all the patience to beat our baby, all right
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lip-Pies is the impatient one.
Oh, me, me, me, me.
I miss a one, three, two, one, and it's my fault now that we're up.
Every two fucking seconds, we're like, OK, wait a minute.
I keep saying wait, but no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, sometimes we do this like, I'm just gonna go.
Why not?
We just get ready, like, if somebody is climbing,
you have to, like, either call out right away
or we need to, like, take a picture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course it was.
Left always climbed.
No!
I fucking said it!
Yeah, one of you ended up climbing, so I was like, oh, shit.
To be honest, we should just wait and not full send.
That full send that would have saved us like three seconds just cost us like
five minutes. If not more.
We got to get to the next biome before anyways we should be able to easily.
No I will not. I will not. Dude we're almost back up.
Yeah, but next time we get there we fucking count down jump jump down on this
Yes, that's what I'm saying we we only do countdown
I swear
Fucking hell
What was my distance
Just line here line here it's fine. It's okay
No, I don't need to count down. I was reading my chat. Oh, that's my bad. It's all good. It's all good. It's all right
We yeah, but we need to beat our PB and get to the next biome we weren't right there we were right there
We I like I could taste it
Go we need some scran bruh
the biggest bowl of all so they're running my life. Damn sick bruh. Okay what the fuck? Okay.
Oh my god.
That was actually my bad but you know the worst part is I said this was gonna happen
when I was saying today when we go straight to the peak and like me and me and Ella are already dead
It's all in the left side of the disc.
Left is like half of the fucking round from all your discs screaming from down-
Here! Down!
...and the fuck's going to suck.
Oh no.
What's with that?
What? My mouth is hurting and you're smiling.
Oh, we're just looking at the wrong character.
Fucking fool.
You need a countdown?
No, just pull us up, man!
Okay, I'm up, I'm up.
You know, I can't see him fucking move.
Alright.
We need a countdown sound like King John.
I didn't even like him at all.
I was the bald channel one.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, we do not need a countdown. We wait this, wait, we wait this. No. But it's okay, we
You can do one, yeah?
I think like jump sideways on these or something, so you have to climb on a main chance.
Did you count down?
No.
Oh yeah, we haven't even done the balls yet, right?
We're further down than I thought.
Yeah. Yeah. No balls. Do you need a countdown? No. I mean you can literally use common sense
to jump on these. You don't have that. Yeah, true. It's like fucking 1 AM for left right
now. True. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I just want to see, we need to get up there one more time
Let's see if we can beat our PV. It's not that far up.
I'm gonna need you guys to stop fucking throwing.
Okay, wait. Wait for next.
And then run three.
And then go. Yes.
I'm fucking close.
I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. I'm close.
I saw that.
Whoops, I have climbed.
Where are we now? I don't even remember what segment this is.
Where house now?
I can feel my cooking brain.
Oh yeah, it's this shit again.
The moving platforms.
Oh my god.
What the fuck are you doing, dick?
Oh my god, I'm bouncing.
Let's chill.
Let's wait.
We get this one coming up.
I'm dead.
Okay, do we jump to the right or to the left here?
We're not trying to land.
Yeah, go to the right.
Like this one right in front of us.
Go.
See?
One person says go as there's a fucking countdown!
Yeah but the countdown would have been too late, you know?
It would have been too late. It's okay. It's alright.
Yep, we're going!
It's so funny, Wade!
well yeah they wasn't there yet it was just to make everyone understand that
we're jumping on this one but you all thought it when you saw the countdown I
know you did okay
man no no no no oh my god I was gonna go to jump that
I think we can beat our PB and hit the next biome, I believe.
my honest opinion I believe okay so do we
jump left or do we jump right on this
fucking thing now I mean why don't we
just do what we did the first time and
just wait before yeah we chill and we
just like yeah so do we jump left to
right to the right okay we jump right
that's what we did the first time and I
mean let's go but we'll just stand yeah
Yeah, yeah, we'll wait here. We'll just wait here.
Okay, and then we just send it, like, you know.
Fucking hell.
Oh my god, we went past that part. That's crazy.
Yeah!
Where did we go?
Where did we go?
Where did we go?
Where did we go?
We just gotta get there. We're so close.
We just gotta get there. We're so close.
We're so, so far.
We're so, so far.
It isn't. I can actually see it. It's above us.
I can actually see it. It's above us.
I'm still in the book at this point.
No, no. It's very close.
No, I can't look.
I
Thought we all slightly wait as well for the you know, I want to test you're gonna run on this
I just want to see if I come no, okay
Let me testing you know
I'll do thing.
Close.
I'll not allow them to like go on top and just ride it.
They'll evade this.
Don't pull me off.
I'm going to pull you off.
No, stop.
Yeah, we're good all right, let's try to get this in one smooth flow well oiled machine
Yeah, okay, then don't climb yeah, I'm not climbing I'm chilling hard see we're all chilling
hard well oiled machine yeah I mean yeah I'm gonna that was the worst thing
ever
try jumping as you're the people climbing
oh so scuff
oh we're almost yeah yeah we're almost there wait the next side next side yeah
Good countdown good countdown
I'm so stressed. No, no, you're fine man. You're fine brother
We're there now. We're there. This is it. This is it soldier
huh what the fuck here we go here we go don't
may even make it a big deal we do count on
every job and then we actually get to
the next area the elevator is there and
then we anyway so we can eat food and
scrambling shit okay count down and go
and wait and then we do a count down
straightforward straightforward and go and then wait we could go middle yeah
everyone middle ready all right we do a countdown and then we go beautiful and
then we do a countdown and then yes what the fuck forward piece one way and
then we do a countdown and then we go okay and then we do a countdown and then
we go okay fuck yes wings wings
yeah I think so
all right that that was sick we should
get an achievement now for next area
I guess I just think you could have
done that half an hour ago if we just
Time's long, it's fucking thawin'
If we just sent it
It's a bonding experience
It's a bonding experience, it's true
It's true
Wait, so when are we finishing this tomorrow?
Or...
Whatever
Yeah, I can do it tomorrow
I can do it tomorrow
Yeah
I'm free at least, I'm free
wait we haven't got the achievement yet it's not over
I mean we can't stop here we don't have to get
next area but yeah it looks like it
you got to climb up there above us and then it's gonna take us to the next
thing
I see the chopper yeah there's a chopper up there you can see the blades rotating
we can it's fast
it doesn't look hard not that we've seen anything but yeah okay let's go we just
we just jumped from over there I don't know yeah we should have
watch it get caught on the little fuck this okay so now we're going without okay wait
wait where are we okay I just lock in lock in and then red red red red red
red red red there we go see it's like honestly I swear oh that climbing wall
looks amazing great oh okay we're going mm-hmm yeah fun I'm having great fun
Oh no. Okay, let's let's... oh, I'm a little behind.
Balls?
Ooh!
Oh, okay.
Yeah, look at that. No, wait, where do we fall if we get hit by this?
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's great.
So we got to go I mean we can sit in the middle just straight ahead in the middle
No, we can't fuck
Okay, I don't know is random
Yeah, I mean just keep your camera up at all times and it's just common sense really
We go after when do we go after the next left one we go
Okay, what's your suggestion one person sighs where we go
And the others just follow that person sure looking at the boulders is up to one person
Because if we make a different call when a boulder is coming and we go separate ways you'll get hit by it
Yes, it's like you know needs to go and the rest of us just watch for the others
My my watch is just a little bit. I have had a high stress day
I just want to let you guys know, okay?
Okay, so yeah next left one we go. Okay, fine. I'll try go
Wow, that was go right right
Okay, stay there keep going right just you're safe there you have a safe spot. It's a safe spot
Stay where salad is stay on salad. Don't go to the right now go up up up
Go up, go up. Don't go that right! Stop, stop here, on me, on me, on me, on me!
There's a fucking boulder coming!
It's fine, okay? Just...
Just play the video to follow one person, guys!
Okay, yeah, this is... Now we go. Now we go.
It's fine, there's safe spots, we're good.
We're actually fine.
Oh, so maybe get a little...
Yeah, and then we go to the right.
It's fine. It's alright. It's okay.
Yep.
So it's actually terrifying.
Straight up.
Yeah, you are.
Wait, wait for this one.
Oh, he stopped.
He stopped.
Sick. Alright.
I couldn't go bugged, but you couldn't get to me with this.
Alright, that was really good.
Look, we're almost at the chopper.
Actually we're not.
Yeah, the old mine is slower.
Oh, fuck.
We're about to get slingshot.
Wait, what is this?
Okay, one at a time, or...
What is this?
i think we all okay everyone get on the side and one goes in the middle
alright just don't stay a slingshot i think so too so
where is it gonna throw us
are we ready
i guess yeah
what
okay we're doing this
wait we gotta turn it we gotta turn it oh my god
we gotta turn it that way i see it
dude that could have been so bad we turned it this way that could have been
the end over here over here yeah no no but it's fine this is super free aim
it's fine on the button does it go down
Dude, so fucking cute that he's more tipped than he was.
It's fine, it's fine.
Okay, what's a little tilted?
What's a little tilted?
How about that?
Is that good?
No, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
No, no, it's going on.
Okay, that's very tilted.
More, there, perfect, perfect.
No, no.
Are you staying for the kill?
It's still right?
Yeah, no, yeah, no, yes, yes, good.
No, no, no, I'm tiny bit, tiny bit.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Did you just press it?
So, well, it worked. It worked, alright. Countdown.
It would have been real, real bad, but I would have, I would have just done it.
Hey, listen, okay, well, alright, well, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a tiny young.
We're almost at the chopper, we can see it, we can taste it, we can smell it.
Oh, nice, nice countdown.
Yeah, fucking cosmetic countdown is what it is.
I
One of these days one of you
Wait, and we'll be at the beginning and I will forgive you hold on we yet. No, no, no
We have to go up on this crane. There's a ladder. I think
You can't make it up there. There's a crane on the trampoline, right?
Is there a trampoline? Oh
There I didn't see my back. I did not see it. Oh my god
I'm gonna test it. Yeah, we just land on this thing. We're laying on this. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Not that way, right? No, no, no. Wait, is it?
Okay, yeah, it is.
We're gonna have to count down this. Yes. Yeah.
Yep. Um, no, no.
No.
Can I land on the barrier?
No.
OK.
What?
What are you talking about?
Salad, climb the ladder.
Salad.
Get up.
What do you want?
There we go.
OK, let's just go down again.
Yeah, let's go.
OK, we're going to have to, OK.
Yeah, we've got to be patient here.
We've got to be patient.
Left-hand side, is that better?
Yeah, like trying to land on the left-hand corner.
That's true.
That's good.
That's good. Yeah. All right, countdown everyone ready. Let's go
All right mean salad land did so I think we can pull you up try yeah try to
Can't you pull him towards the ladder here and then you can just climb up with him
Oh, it does not sound like a small attack.
No, no, no, it is.
Oh, this isn't working too.
Uh, okay.
Patience.
No, do not.
Okay, go.
Go.
We are very close to the next area.
Don't fucking YOLO.
Okay, go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, everyone fucking wait.
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, wait, go. Oh my god, where you gonna break 2000?
Oh my god. And this should definitely be the new area.
I'm ready. Well I don't know what my car right is right now.
Yeah, I wasn't sure where that would have taken us, because there's a trampoline here.
We are.
I mean, we can stop here.
It's fine.
GG. GG, no, so we try to beat it tomorrow or Saturday or something? Yeah, I'm done.
That should be good for tomorrow. Yeah, sick. Everybody try to relax, gentlemen. Yeah,
that's really good. Yeah, you know, splash some water on your face. I'm gonna go easy.
save and quit game
use price
nice meal go to bed
oh yeah thanks bro
I still need to buy everybody
bye bye
bye bye
bye
that was super fun chat
so I think if I host
I can then choose a save file
yeah
yeah there it is
super nice sick so we do have a save oh man that was fun that was super fun
ah baritone give every star a sub thank you green mystic server 45 thank you
man we didn't finish that damn horror game but I don't know if I want to
stream with it tomorrow what are we playing tomorrow I don't really know
to be fair I don't know what I'm playing tomorrow I would like to finish
ground zero though but
ugh
I don't know
walking the- dude fucking bolts get out of my stream
fuck
alrighty then
LR had an idea to bring the lads together for a fun time in team building
he did not know that he instead ruined them once and for all
We're good. We're tighter than ever now. We're tighter than ever
We are tighter than ever
I haven't really decided what I'm doing tomorrow. I mean, I would like to finish ground zero
But I don't really know how much I have left
Just possible all right
Oh
Shit wait for it because that one. Yeah, all right three two one all of us at the same way. Oh shit. That's my bad
Oh my god
That wasn't that bad though, we had a folder too
It's fine
oh my god they don't fall again do they no don't they beat the game no we're
like 60% through it's pretty long wait I'll be back tomorrow chat very fun
stream thanks channel everybody thank you for chilling
I appreciate every- I might just do like random horror games tomorrow.
There's a few out that I never got to today, and I would have liked to.
Ah yes, as someone asked, the 24-7 channel is mine, yeah, it's new.
It's new.
Uh, why do you have Samurai 34?
I heard they're pretty good, yeah.
I heard they're pretty good.
Maybe SteamHorrenda- ah, no, but I have horror games that I haven't played yet, but I would like to play, so.
I'll see y'all tomorrow chat appreciate y'all neck revision it sucks, but it's funny
Right I
Want to play walking the destinies but do the main characters path because I only did Shane's path
So that could be fun yeah look outside I've played but if it's been me I got updated since last time
Oh wow, that's super sick, so by uh, yeah, look outside hard mode, it's a banger game,
it's really good.
What do you think?
First time Rizz.
I think it's just not lo-
Oh my god.
I've a fucksake who added it!
Dander.
won't stay for long that's for sure that's for sure I'll see you all tomorrow
chat I would like to finish ground zero but I don't feel like playing it right
now like starting my stream with it but I mean yeah there's other horror games
too so maybe a little horror day and to chain together see you tomorrow chap
I appreciate y'all.
Uh, bye-bye.
I love you guys.
Okay, back to what I was saying. I dipped my pizza in ketchup.