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Yeah, but early
Gotta head out to the airport later. Thanks 35 dude. Cool. This makes 77 X H SDF. Thanks for the 40 and Gerr
Thanks to 44
Wait someone got first up to our marathon in an official race
wait was it the London one or wait what Marathon was just now I don't remember
I was London damn damn that's crazy moves physics 21 now thank you
Fuckin' hell.
Sebastian saw off Kenya.
Crazy.
Crazy.
No, not hair loss.
I'm freshly showered.
It's all like fluffy.
I was gonna sit like this.
I can't reaction.
Ah, better.
Boost for the next 21.
What's a burst fade?
Burst fade.
Wow, no.
No.
No.
like 37 I am Marina I'm traveling to the
airport when you merge shit I don't know
man if there's a good idea I'll do it
but well let's face it's not too bad
Mollets can be cool you know I guess
I played ACP 87 oh yeah the stairs I believe I played it yeah
No Garfield no Garfield
Yo, here less last tier 380. Thank you, dude very generous man
My little copies of the wig I'm wearing it
Yeah, Plexian, this is the new version of SCP.
They updated it into the other engine on Steam, so it doesn't like crash all the time, and
it's not like a nuisance.
They actually did it on February 20th, so it's a month old about it.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Yeah this is the version you remember.
Two months.
Oh yeah, two months.
Fuckin hell.
What happened to March?
You've been warned to the SCP game plan, too scared to play it?
SCP is creepy.
It's the lore that's so good man.
Which SCP is the snake in the ocean?
Is that like SCP-200 or something?
Two things, the 89 and the low reasons.
Is it 3000?
Yeah, it might be right actually.
That seems to ring a bell.
I'm playing Directive 8020 when it comes out.
Of course.
I always play these.
From Supermassive.
Of course.
Those are always fun to play play with chat man
Angels in orbit is in my wish list. Yeah
Gigantic countryside fish well, it's it's like a snake in the bottom of the ocean
SCP 1471
Ugh.
Creepy.
It's like some wolf skull lady.
The snake is 3000, okay yeah.
All good, Bialdix 20.
Well, I'll be playing some Lordica II when it comes out, of course.
I look forward to, but at the same time I really don't.
Have I read there is no anti-mintix division? No.
Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
Without Plonic.
How does he do it?
SCP-1054?
You can't see, yeah that's the point, that's good.
Spicy mint to me, that's sub.
What song is playing?
I'll link it
There it is
Gentle Javik's 11 Moon Moon beat their ready or not final map dude. I can also do that
Okay, congrats to Moon Moon. Maybe I'll maybe I will do it too
Yes, I can
Chat I beat ultra nightmare. Okay. I can ready or not is nothing
Nothing.
It will be so easy.
Yeah, probably perma-slopping instead, true.
Sorry for...
Yeah.
Yeah, because the DS3 Mimic Run is boring, Satan's.
Because DS3 is boring, okay?
Do, do, do, do, yeah, what up, Mad Max?
San Andreas Chaos Mod will be so fun to be fair.
But it's hard to get that shit to run on fucking PC, man.
Which version is that like the best?
I didn't say it was shit, Christopher. That's just you who said that now. I simply just said
it was boring. Which is true.
Well, I put Hitman again?
No.
No.
I was that alien isolation a teaser
Saladin at RE7 diner picture with a wig and kebob is definitely some sort of SCP yeah
it's gotta be I am Zoggen yeah I am I am I am I thank you PBT thank you
I thought Alien Isolation 1 was really good.
It's just a bit too long.
It feels like the game ends three times.
It's like, oh, it's about to end.
Nope.
It keeps going.
And then you get to the next stop.
Oh, it's about to end.
Nope.
It keeps going.
And then it ends.
But it's really good, though.
Very good.
Schedule this week?
I'm going Monday, Tuesday.
I mean Copenhagen tomorrow
and then I come home Tuesday at 10 p.m.
Routine was godlike.
Oh, that game was so good.
Great game.
20-20 I played it species unknown got new contents
Well, yeah, I saw this. Yeah, proximity chat and stuff. Distant matters. Walls matter.
That's really good. That's super good. I will be on Mika's stream tomorrow, yeah, because
she's getting an IRL stream I sure say things a lot let me permit you
Thank you.
Thank you.
See?
Okay.
Perfect.
Thank you so much.
No, I'm going to start the game now.
I permitted Satan's Satan some links here guitar if it's big dude he's so good
Chris Chris the dolu I will in the future mellies yes in the future I want I've
got a word marathon I really want to play the God or games again San Andreas
chaos mode will be so sick man obviously the bond game is out could be cool for a
speedrun and shit
but about about about about about about about about about about replay the
metro games yep since the new one is gonna come out
Easy, thanks 84 cactus, thanks 46.
SCP 205.
It's a pair of flood lamps used in photography.
The light emitted by each lamp behaves in a manner unique.
Oh, if the light continues uninterrupted it will remain any matter, otherwise casting no
shadow each lamp will display an undidified young woman's shadow upon an- oh I remember
this one, yeah.
Thank you.
Ahhhh.
Oh, he passes through any surface that is not colored white.
Huh.
mark that makes fifty-three do
was actually a sub-title sick
without matrix
show modes
no modes
Ukraine is what you play on I think
you can only save in specific locations yeah yeah
Mankita
you only have one life when you die the game is over this would actually be a
really fun
challenge run I think per my death
we're not doing that now obviously
was there any updates in this game or being buggy on stable yeah Vesper this is
actually the new version of SCP it came out two months ago it is the old game but
they ported it to the better engine and uploaded it to Steam so now it's stable
and I mean look at the reviews it's 20th of February 2026 and the reviews are
just godlike so yeah this is this should be working really good
do do do do do do do do do do do so I really wanted to replay this when I saw it
and today's the day I don't know if I'll finish it I don't remember like what you
actually have to do but it's cool it's cool man let's go oh the ring yeah I
remember this it's seemingly nothing more than a green jade ring SCP 714
has been shown to be able to expand and contract to perfectly fit the
finger if anyone touches it. Wearing it has several major effects including
exhaustion, compulsion, slower reactions and reduced mental capacity.
You remember an SCP where if you're getting any body of water you're
transported to an alien ocean where a giant predator hunts you? What? Well mental
very sounds good.
Is there an SCP movie?
Oh, yeah, that's fucked, Ventile.
That's fucked.
oh yeah look at my FPS 120 yeah why is the FPS counter there though I mean I
can remove it or I can't even open the steam thing on this what where is it in
In game? Where's in game? Am I blind?
I guess I'm blind. Do you do it here?
Was I blind? Ah shit.
In the game, account, Ferns, Fanfems, Cure, and Innovation. I mean there's interface.
Store, library...
In game. I am blind.
I am a blind yeah we don't need this we can turn it off cuz it is 120 okay yeah
Hell yeah class D on behalf of the SCP foundation and our staff we welcome you
to an exciting one-month working period in one of our top secret research
facilities unfortunately the exact details of your upcoming work
Assignments are highly classified, but please read this document carefully to make
There stay as safe and pleasant as possible
Sure, man
Sure, man
Report to Office Complex E.
Man, I'm hungry.
Hey, today's pizza day down at the cafeteria.
Is there like a mouse smoothing in this game or...?
Yeah.
Ugh.
You all right?
Oh, god damn it.
One of my days, bro.
The only reason...
Uh, I think the voices are just love.
There's like sound and music and I have it on high.
I still come here
I don't know what it is about that pizza, but it's delicious
Tuna casserole on the other hand is a disgusting abomination and it should be locked up in here with the rest of these freaks
They're waiting for you down at the chamber. Oh and by the way
Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times.
When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than three may enter at any time
and the door is to be relocked behind them.
At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with 173 until all personnel are
vacated and relock the container.
The origin of 173 is unknown.
It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paints.
173 is animate and extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight.
of sight must not be broken at any time with 173.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation.
In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe class 4 hazardous object containment
procedures.
The reddish-brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood.
Origin of these materials is unknown.
The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
Sick dude, have your paper back, loser.
Uhhh... you.
Oh, let's- let's go some of this stuff in.
Yeah, that video I made like really just quickly.
Uh, but it seems to have helped quite a few people, which is really cool.
really cool. I was gonna change a little bit of mouse moving, but not much aspect.
Please approach SCP-175 for testing.
If you're wondering why the screen goes dark like that, there's a blinkometer down here.
Uh, there seems to be a problem with the door control system.
The doors are responding to any of our testing.
Hello, that is.
So, please make sure I contact you with SCP-173.
Oh well it was a good game. Sick. Nice.
Tight.
Oh yeah I'm gonna keep a death counter.
I didn't actually blink. I think I walked into gas or something.
Oh yeah, you can skip intro. Yeah, but it's fine.
Yeah, I did blink, but I didn't actually press the blink button.
So I died, yeah.
It's all good, it's just a warm-up death.
Nature at like 6 years, and glog glog, 96 years!
Thank you dude, thank you.
Come on brother, hurry up.
I won't die this time, I know. Just rusty, you know? Just rusty. Need that coffee to kick in.
Oh, let's go, brothers.
Can you push me?
I
Just light croaking makes 45 thank you
What are you in prison for it? This is not prison. We're just maybe it is we're just a test subject
I mean we got to make some cash for our family at home and we found this really nice job opportunity
for the
for the scp company and
Yeah
I'm making up my own lore
Oh yeah, they're death row inmates.
So we're being- why- why are we in prison actually? Okay, keep eye contact.
Stay far away from the police for testing.
like this. So please make sure that I contact with SCP 103.
Wait.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh
Oh
Fuck
That's a gas mask, a key card for level 1, and some info on SCP-1048.
It's a small teddy bear approximately 33 centimeters in height.
Through testing, composition of the subject revealed no unusual qualities that make it
discernible from a non-sapien teddy bear.
Subject is capable of moving of its own accord and can communicate through a small
range of gestures.
The more anomalous behavior of 1048 was not observed until approximately seven months
after it was originally secured.
It is hypothesized that the subject is able to construct crude replicas of itself using
various materials, by a process that is yet to be observed directly by foundation
staff.
Dr. Carver has suggested that 1048 uses its endearing qualities to lull those around
it into a false sense of security, allowing it to collect materials to produce these creations.
Currently, there's three known creations of 1048.
1048A, 48B and 48C.
The nature of these creations has been in stark contrast to 48's general behavior, as
all have exhibited extreme violence towards humans.
I don't remember it being so dark.
I haven't saved, no I need to find like a save thing.
Jim, no!
You have to- aww, 11.62 is here.
teddy bear
Oh my god, I got jumpscared by the fucking door.
SCP-205, we read about these in the loading screen room.
Fuck, I need a save if I die after I do from the beginning again.
Wait, doesn't there tend to be saves?
I need clearance too.
I don't want to go back to P-naught.
Fuck.
Worst P-naught.
Okay blink blink blink blink blink blink
3, okay. Close the door, close the door. Okay blink, open.
three.
I don't remember. Is there a map? Why do I remember there being like a map in this?
I need a save. There it is, yeah.
Wallet.
money
money
correct
money
money
money
money
money
money
SCP-12. Oh yeah, the music. It's Ukrid.
3. I can't do shit with a shitty ass keycard.
Save. SCP-1123.
Hey, buddy. Oh, I can save here. Yes.
Alright. F5 to save. Yes.
Alright, now I'm, uh, now we're chillin'. Let's read about him.
Don't touch!
1123 is a human skull missing the lower mandible and all its teeth.
Across the forehead is a modern, commerce script written in human blood that translates
as remember.
When a subject approaches 1123, they will report anomalous sensory phenomena, including
smells, sounds, and tactile responses.
When subject touched a surface of 1123, they would experience a disassociative fugue state.
Initiation of the fugue state appears instantaneous.
The fugue is characterized by confusion, disorientation, and adoption of a new identity and memories
which consists of knowledge including language previously unknown to the subjects.
Oh wait, you can uh put these on a clipboard right? Yeah, right. So you can save all of them.
There it is.
Peanot? I think Peanot's here.
you know what shit I'm not actually I think I'm not sure I have clearance to
open this yeah level three yeah I think I have gas mask
Oh that was dangerous. I didn't check my blinkometer.
Um, okay this is where I came from. Let's go this way.
Uh, is this where I came from before?
It's so hard we don't have a map.
I think it is, yeah.
We have to go through where Peanut is.
Peanut?
Oh, I forgot how intense this game is.
Wait, no, no, close the door.
Blink.
Now.
A lot of SCPs here.
Oh yeah, we don't- there's blood.
My own blood from the future.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
So easy.
I need level 3 for like all this in peace I think.
What the fuck?
You cheated!
I didn't hear you open any door!
You cheated!
Fuck!
The objective of the game? Well, you gotta get out of here.
You gotta get out of the prison because shit has now hit the fan.
It's basically, it's like a prison where they keep all these like really weird...
They keep all these weird creatures and objects for- what the fuck?
Who's closing the door?
UGH!
Ah!
Okay, don't stop in this room now, just go.
Close the doors after you, and just go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
What! I thought it was behind me! Now it was a fucking peanut cheat.
Yeah, so basically, you're an inmate on Death Row that's put into this prison, and they use
death row inmates
to test these weird creatures and subjects that they find
yeah
okay is peanut gonna spawn here now?
yeah you are you little shit
Hey, good to know.
Light testing chamber 2B?
Oh, is this for level 2? Nice, good shit.
Oh, yeah, the navigator. Yeah, now we have a map too.
But not much battery. There we go.
This is what I always liked about this game, finding these items and then like upgrading
them and shit. It's cool, man.
Pretty sure of P-Nut. Oh, you can store cards in the wallet.
Oh really? Oh yeah. Type. Oh, right.
Do you know what?
Oh yeah, I can also draw the old card because I probably don't need level 1 anymore. That's true.
Okay, stay moving, stay moving.
Level one.
Huh?
Oh yeah.
This is the infinite door, SCP.
Yeah.
Heh heh.
Oh fuck.
Just go.
Sick.
The time switch closes the door automatically.
I just saved it for you.
Oh, Zelda thanks 30 that I have multiple friends today, dude.
Ah, boy, read it thanks 32.
Targets 84, Dreeson 28, makes a business, thanks 32.
All right.
Is this scripted?
OK.
I'm out of here.
There's my card.
Okay.
so dark in some places.
Hey, you!
I don't like the sound of that.
Fuck it's dark, why is it getting so dark?
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm just trying to like, map it out.
I haven't been to the left here, so let's go left. We haven't been straightforward
either.
It's a mere dark of hell.
Okay.
Let's discover over here instead.
What do we need here?
Okay, maybe something good here.
We have some batteries.
We could read some.
We know this one already.
We know that one too, okay.
It was a duplicate.
Some batteries for this, why not?
Oh.
Radio transceiver.
Don't remember what to do with that.
That's level one.
and this is 1048 again that is a radio transceiver card playing card
that is a navigator we don't need that we don't really don't need playing cards
What is this?
SCP-79?
It's an X-City Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978.
Okay.
It's an AI that would continuously evolve and improve itself as time went on.
project was completed a few months later he left SAP 79 in his garage still
plugged in and forgot about it for the next five years oh yeah under no
circumstances will 79 be plugged into a phone line network or wall outlets
okay
Girok, Girok, monster.
Okay, anything else in here?
Not really.
939, we can...
The method of luring pray is the imitation of human speech in the voices of prior victims.
939 vocalizations often imply significant distress.
Whether 939 understand their vocalizations or are repeating previously heard phrases
is the subject of ongoing study.
Oh, the 682.
SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.
At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying 682.
Only able to cause massive physical damage.
682 should be contained within a 5x5x5 chamber with 25.4 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate loining all inside surfaces.
Any attempts of 682 to move, speak or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.
Now what is it?
682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin.
It appears to be extremely intelligent and was observed to engage in complex communication
with SCP-79 during their limited time of exposure.
682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews
during containment.
682 has always been observed to have extremely high string speed and reflexes, though
So exact levels vary with its form.
6A2's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as
it consumes or shreds material.
6A2 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic, digestion seems to
be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of 6A2's nostrils, which are able to remove
usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from
the acid it is contained in. 682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering
and 682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted. What
up, this? An otter's gave P-nuts his daddy a sub. No. Oh, we got another one. Alright,
We're here. Well, we're out, I mean. We're also here.
Any peanuts in here?
Let's see. We haven't been to the left.
Why is the door open?
not
Oh shit open the door.
Oh I have a gate to kill them, yeah.
Or he got knocked out, yeah.
I forgot that can happen.
Okay, well, uh, no, I think we gotta go through the dark gas area.
We haven't been here though, so this could be a good place to check.
No, I don't think any of these work.
It's such a classic this.
You know they, they, this is a new version of it.
It was released two months ago on Steam.
It's the, it's the same game,
but it's on the more stable newer engine.
Wheeeee!
I remember playing that to this. Yeah
Well, I don't like that all these doors are open let's go this way instead
Have I read actual SCP articles side of the game?
Yeah, I remember like the giant snake in the bottom of the ocean.
I've read about that one.
It was a while ago though.
Fuck. I should save somewhere. I need to save. I don't want to die.
I can't move my mouse. Oh my mouse is died
Cool
The mouse SCP loot takes 43 feel takes 50 seconds
I'm scared of peanut.
Hey, you.
Oh, I can save here.
Perfect.
Oh, is that peanut?
Oh.
When this straw man today, ah, wrong 10pm.
I gotta go to the airport.
Oh, uh, 372 is to be contained within a cell,
line of reinforced plexiglass.
Okay.
It's a creature of unknown genus,
approximately two meters long,
from head to tail, weighing approximately 45 kilo.
It has a long, thin body with eight pairs of narrow limbs.
Analysis shown that its muscle fibers are redacted,
Allowing for extremely fast and precise movements, every part of the body is abnormally flexible,
and all the limbs are coated with small fibers that cling to almost any solid surface.
In plays of eyes or ears, it has, well, data-expunged, this sensory organ is capable of not only
Equalization, equal location. Fuck. I know that sound.
372 has learned from time, has learned to time its movements to those pulses,
predicting the movements of any being around it. It uses this technique to hide either by
hiding behind the head of a person looking for it, or by hiding in their
Skultamas, blind spots, and saccades clipping during eye movements.
We're going down pretty good
Now in Gekki, 1, 4, 2, Vega, total in a maximum 7 question for you, I'll ask.
Between PregMod and Requiem, which game would you recommend to buy first?
Probably Requiem.
They're vastly different games, though.
I can't see.
Well, it's in the middle.
What the hell are you?
There we go.
The goal of this game is to escape the facility, yeah.
Jump on me, or maybe I saved after.
I might have saved after.
I have played this, yeah. But I really wanted to replay it now that it's on Steam with a solid version that doesn't crash all the time.
Because the old version of this, it crashes so much, man.
There is Saga?
This game is a splendid horror game, I think. It keeps you on your toes from, like, the start to end.
A walkie? I have one. I'm ready to try and see where I have.
From ahead of today, I'm going to Copenhagen, and then I'm back Tuesday at like 10pm again.
Or my next stream will be Wednesday, obviously.
I'm not gonna start my stream at like 10 p.m.
Uh, yeah, you and Lobos played the entire thing, right, this?
I don't know how this guy caught me last time.
Can I sit here and wait for him?
Yeah, the lizard imitates the voices of its previous victim.
That's why it talks like a human.
What if they'd ever remake like this game, just in like a new Unreal Engine 5 sloppy remake?
Oh, it does exist, but it's really bad.
Encountering this thing and you just hear megatite. You know you'd hear you make death and then you'd also die
No keep that on
Okay, one guy there is there more dudes
It's all good.
I
I have played Voice of the Void. I'm just waiting for a full release, basically.
Let's go, Hog.
It's nice work, dude.
Oh, I remember the tutorials on Easter Egg, yeah.
Easter Egg Hunter.
I'll stay there.
will come this way. Why? Okay.
It's another Leva. Leva here. Don't know if we need it, but might as well call it.
Oh, I can't. Fuck. I just heard the bug.
punch two years thank you dude thank you oh yeah I just have a bug too yeah
that didn't strike me
okay nice we're doing really well man
And crab braddle moon to pregario. Thanks the 80 dude
Please hurry
Is the bug dangerous no
Yeah, two dudes did a sub two hour marathon. Yeah, in London, London marathon apparently.
Like official sub two hour.
No.
oh fuck I just saw the bug in the corner of my eye that's so weird
oh I don't like this I do not like that I don't like this I don't like this
I need a save oh
oh this is 914 nice what keycard in for this yes this is the best one oh fuck I
don't remember what you have to put it on I might say I was a mid-kid sick
One kilo of steel and you put it on rough you get positive chunks of air sizes
They put in a white mouse put the setting on one by one and then it came out of
brown mouse no no no no no no no no no no no don't you dare leave me in here
loan.
No organic matter is to be entered 914 at any time.
Please follow standard review procedures in regards to input, booth checklist to prevent
any and all accidents.
Yeah, he's here.
That rumbling sound?
That was peanut.
Shouldn't there be a save here?
What the fuck?
I don't know what that is.
I don't remember if you can ruin items here. I'd like to save it before I do anything.
I don't know why I'm bothering, I'm the only one alive anymore, I think.
No.
He not?
I need a save!
I need a fucking save! I can save here.
Okay.
Fuck!
Wait, did I just run around?
Wait, what's happening? Where am I? I don't know.
Where is he?
He's still after me. I'm in the infinite corridor now. There's my key card from before
Okay, he's gone. No, he's not gone. No, he's gone. He's gone
Okay, we just saved which means we can try the refinery machine
He not to hear somewhere
Okay, um, let's see here.
Here was SCP 914, yeah, we're gonna test here.
So this is the cool part.
This is an SCP, right?
Like a...
Where's his emote?
Wait, that's great.
You can actually upgrade your items in this.
you put it on like the correct one but I don't remember exactly what but I think I
can just test it you can upgrade say the navigator for example which is the map
function I'm like fine let's try this I think if you overdo it it die or like it
gets destroyed yeah wait did it work I don't even know I think it might have
infinite battery now right or something you can do the same with night vision
Yeah it's a 310 now night vision goggles. Let's put her on fire.
How you much really good
Let's see yeah now the night vision is red
Yeah, I remember you upgrade the card to
Level 2 keycard you can upgrade the card. Yeah, you can yeah, I think they have infinite battery now these things the map and the night vision have both
Infinite battery now
It's such a cool mechanic.
I know, like it said in the notes, you don't want to put any living thing in here.
Level 3 keycard!
Ooh, how cool is that?
That's so sick dude.
Put your PC inside? Oh yeah, right.
I don't know if that changed it. Probably not. Small first aid kit, yeah.
Yeah, we can try the walkie. Why not? See what happens. I don't even know what you
There's no walking for it.
It becomes an iPhone?
Oh, yeah, gas mask, yeah, uh, yes.
You put on the gas mask and remove the gas mask.
Let's put the gas mask here, let's make it fine.
You put on the gas mask and you can breathe easier.
Yo, so you can wind up.
I'm going to an event. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to say what it is yet
But I'm not there for super long
Look at this now. I basically have infinite stamina now if I keep the mask on
Pretty cool I
I want to try very fine on some items, but I want to I want to save the first
A bit so we get in
Okay, just a little bit.
Oh.
Devin Chat.
True.
He's right.
There we go.
All right, we saved.
Let's try very fine.
So we have the key card there. Let's try a very final level 3 key card. If it doesn't
work we just save scum it.
oh no come on man I don't fear you fuck I can't get out cuz my key card is in the
machine
Fucking monster card rip. I don't think I can get out now
Yeah.
Hey, it's not completely impossible, right?
I made it out.
Where the fuck am I now?
Oh, a mid-kit.
Well, the problem is, I have my key card.
But there's another card here, though.
That happens to be a level 3, so I'm happy.
I need to heal up.
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
Yeah, there's a chance to upgrade a keycard to the next level, but it's like super low.
But, yeah, maybe you can downgrade the cards again, actually I don't remember if you can.
I don't think I need batteries anymore.
Oh yeah, I do have a wallet, true.
They're coming back.
Where am I now, though?
I don't remember.
I do have the map. I do. You can upgrade this again, can you not? I feel like you can.
What is this, 513 the bell?
It's suspended in a cone cubic meter block of gelatin and contained within the sound...
Well, Baxel, that's really fun to play this again.
That is a great horror game.
I want to find my way back to the machine SCP and see if I can upgrade more.
Physically 513 is an unremarkable rusty cowbell.
No marks or engravings are visible on its surface due to the large amount of corrosion.
Any noise produced by SAP 513 immediately induces strong anxiety in all sentient beings who
hear it.
Exposure victims report feelings of being watched by an unseen entity and present
elevated heart rates and blood pressure.
Only one hour after exposure, victims begin to catch a glimpses of 513-1 when opening doors,
walking past mirrors, turning their heads, or performing any other actions that result
in a sudden change in visual perception.
Upon being sighted, 513-1 reportedly turns away and runs out of view before disappearing
without a trace.
Description of 513-1's appearance are largely unreliable.
Most subjects are unable to provide complete accounts of sightings due to their exhaustion,
degraded mental health, and disruptive hyper-vigilance.
However, all interrogations thus far indicate a 531 is a tall emaciated humanoid with abnormally
large hands. Let's not touch it. Maybe we touch it.
You fucking serious?
Why don't you read this now, Egypt?
SCP-49, that sounds great.
Get me out of here.
It's a-
Fuck.
All the time to gamble again.
Wait, am I free? Where the fuck am I?
I- I think I made it.
What?
I'm bleeding heavily though.
Yikes.
I used the eye drops.
Okay, you can-
Hey, I'm in the th-
Okay, yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.
AHH!
How long will I live here?
I'm bleeding hell but...
He's gonna charge rent at this rate.
I'm pretty sure I'll die soon.
It really looks like it.
I might as well die.
I lived really long though.
I lived super long.
I wanted to upgrade the navigator again.
310 navigator. What if I make it very fine? What happens then?
Oh! Technical accomplishments. Ultimate navigator! Oh I can see what is the
These are around me now, right?
I don't fear you anymore.
I got infinite stamina, bitch.
Okay, can you despawn now? Please? What? What? You should despawn now. Oh fuck.
Cool. Yeah, so we got the ultimate navigator. We should definitely save now.
We can see what SCPs are around us, obviously we have the bug on us at all times, I don't
remember what number that was.
But there's two SCPs around me, that's the bug.
But who is 4- Is the bug 173?
Who is 49?
173 is peanut right I think I can save up here
That's 49.
he's friendly yeah very friendly okay I need to figure out where I am and where I
haven't been we have a level 3 key card now so we can access a lot of SCPs I
think this is the infinite SCP right here yet is and we're basically back
in the beginning but we can explore a lot here now
I mean, there's blood coming out of here.
Might as well check it.
Oh, yeah, the ring.
Mental exhaustion.
That ring could come in handy.
Yeah, we read about this one already.
Oh!
What the fuck was that?
Uh, exhaustion, slow reactions, reduced mental capacity.
But look at hint number 4.
Mental shield.
As a dubious benefit of seemingly reduced mental capacity, wearers of 714 show abnormally high
resilience to memetic and mental influences, particularly commands or media effects.
Weaker memetic influences may be totally nullified by this.
Pretty cool.
Also chemical tolerance.
Just as their mind's block, Minotik influences the bodies of 714,
whereas slows and nullifies the effects of various chemicals on the body.
Fully poisonous or toxic substances are generally not hindered,
but those that specifically impetor enhance neural or nervous functions in some way.
So this ring can actually help us.
A lot.
Peanuts.
Ah, SCP-427.
Small spherical ornate ornately carved locket made of a polished silver material, okay?
427 was created after placing a pill of SAP 500 in the input booth of 914 and using the fine setting.
Okay.
It displays no unusual activity when closed.
When open, the small glowing orb is visible at the center.
The orb emits no radiation or energy aside from the visible spectrum.
When 4.27 is open and exposed to biological tissue, it rapidly regenerates cellular damage and somehow is able to purge invading components or infections.
Damn.
As a standard of measure, the common cold takes three to ten days to be worth through the immune system and eventually removed.
presence of an open SCP-427, this time is reduced to two to four minutes, wholly.
Healing abilities are directional, so anything not in line of sight with a central orb experience no
effects. However, long-term exposure produces significant health hazard. As the locket heals
damage it optimizes the body's natural systems. Class D personnel explosive
device for over an hour total began mutating into shapeless mass of tissue.
So you can, I think you can wear this to heal a bit but if you over, if you wear
it too much while you're cooked. Oh it's not even here because someone stole
it because they were damaged oh I love the lore the what do you say the
environmental lore here someone was hurt from the break out of the SCPs or
something you know and then they went here bleeding to fuck no I'm blocked
They went there to, um, to heal themselves with amulet.
Wait, that means I could follow the blood and see where they ended up and maybe you ain't
kid.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Well, yeah, they probably healed, right?
Maybe they died eventually maybe they died to him
I'm gonna save balls he saved there, but I have balls
Oh my god fuck off
He's done?
Nope.
He is definitely not done.
I think he's done now.
I haven't seen peanut in forever.
Is there anything else we can upgrade here?
I feel like you can upgrade the first 8-Kit, maybe on a very fine setting.
I've played this, yeah.
But every time I've played it, um, it was the old version that crashes and it's a fucking hassle
to play because of it, it crashes a lot, it's very unstable.
Oh, nice. I made it into a strange bottle.
uh...
six
upgraded clipboard? Oh, came you.
I'll try that.
But not very fine. Put it on fine.
As multiplayer, there is a multiplayer version, you know.
Yeah, this can hold more now. Yeah, sick. There is the hand. Oh yeah, this brings me back.
Ah, hey, you.
Ah-ah-ah, flak takes the 127 bone, thank you.
I don't like this door being open.
It is, Kato, yeah.
I want to save, also, I feel like, well, I can definitely save up here, but I didn't...
Isn't there a button you can press here or something?
Yeah, there's a lever.
I mean, there's a...
Off.
Light containment zone lockdown.
Off.
There we go.
That's better.
And then we make a save, or we make a save here.
Sick, okay.
Now I think we can enter the zone that was locked down before.
This zone right here.
Derpony, thanks to 87, Flak, 127 long ass time, man.
Violet and Peanuts Butter, thanks to you, thank you.
Profoundings 85 exam makes 45 and Captain Chris thinks 49
Last lock
So we want to we want to get into that zone do I have the monster card god damn it
I was gonna try to get the level five card. I
Want to drink the strange bottle? Oh?
Oh, cool.
We've got to get to the area that's locked down that we just unlocked, which I think
is over here to the right.
Uh oh. Oh that's not good. Oh that's really not good, I hear two of them.
Right, yeah. We need to just get back to the beginning area
for all the other SCPs are.
Since we have a level 3 keycard, we can mess around with a lot of uh...
and this is where we have the upgrade station.
We got the ultimate there. Oh yeah, I didn't try night vision goggles.
I think they might have another upgrade. Let me try.
Dude, don't leave the doors open.
I'm pretty sure I recall there being another... color.
it's blue now oh yeah wait for yeah it has um I think you can see through walls
now yeah you see SCP 49 is over there cool
ACP 173 is over there. Pretty good. Pretty good.
Gas mask is upgraded. This is the ultimate.
Yeah, it might need batteries now. I'm not sure. Maybe no, does it? It has like one
off here, but maybe it had to begin with. I think mask is the best. I could try a wallet.
I'll put it on fine. Fuck this, I'm out.
Uh-oh. No. No. That's bad. Oh, that is unlucky. That is unlucky.
Why is he in front of me?
No, he's right there.
There's another keycard I could gamble for level 5 if I wanted to.
Yo, stop fucking spawning!
We need to check this SCP, I'm just waiting for this guy to despawn.
I think he just did.
Okay, let's try this. This is 860 and 1025.
Yeah, I will definitely play it in isolation too.
No doubt. Oh wait, is this where I was before? No, the blue key.
Uh, there's no document about this. It's a little bit risky to pick up.
The Encyclopedia of Common Diseases.
Fuck it.
The Common Cold?
Okay.
Ah!
That's it.
No, I have the common cold I guess, I don't know.
I'm curing myself- FUCK!
I have no stamina!
No, it will cure eventually.
I would need to-
I would need to find the amulet.
Which, maybe potentially we could.
Somehow.
We know the amulet where it went this way from time because it was a play watching
dude I can't spring anymore but now I'm just back here
Yeah, it could be that he came from that way obviously, but he takes a while to heal, yeah.
Oh well.
Fuck.
It will be cured eventually, don't worry about it.
P not
Mask should work
I'm going to need to keep the mask on a bit.
I hope the cold gets cured eventually, I actually don't know, I don't think I've ever had it.
Oh, it might be fine now.
I mean, lore-wise it should, right?
Just takes a while.
come on fucking spring
fuck stop coughing yeah what you gonna do now huh come on doctor what I was
I
What
I
See P 500
Okay
What is it's all and for you can't come in here you can't come in here
Emily roast badge
There's a QR code
Maybe some SIP here can help me
Level four? Fucking hell.
This is very good, this one, I remember.
I have too many items. What am I using the hand for, don't remember.
What am I using her badge for?
Show QR again? Sure.
I can see in her blood.
This is the first chance I've ever seen.
She knows.
I can see in her blood.
Oh yeah, I might be able to put this in the wallet.
Yeah, I can, alright.
Yeah, you're gonna catch me? Not if I do this!
I'm waiting for the dog to leave.
Stop coughing, I'm gonna reload!
me then. Sure. Well, we gotta pick that up again. Don't pick up that book again, though.
Oh, no more cuffing.
My favorite Austin Lincoln movie?
I don't know, that's a good question, I'm not sure.
I haven't seen an Austin Lincoln movie in a very long time.
The cof- yeah it made it so I didn't have any stamina.
Now I gotta find my- the correct way back.
This is where the upgrade machine is.
Yes, all right, then I have a vague idea of where I am
We gotta go through here to get back there and then we can pick up those SCPs again
I hate running through that area so creepy
Favorite Dolph Lungan movie
Oh, I don't know. I mean Rocky IV is a banger, of course.
What else has he done?
I just gotta coffee a bit.
Dolpham!
I believe-uh, what do I believe, I don't know.
Have I unlocked the lockdown?
I don't remember if I did.
I think I did and then I saved.
Let's not pick up that book.
Now this blue key I don't remember but we might find the documents.
It's going for Lungidon and Sharknado.
Pretty basic.
I haven't seen peanut in forever.
Where is he?
Oh, I shouldn't do that, okay.
No plans for the day, no.
I gotta head to the airport later.
Okrid!
Oh yeah, let's try it.
I think there's a save in here.
Right?
There tends to be saves in these, right?
Yeah.
No.
No.
Okay.
Just fuck it.
Go away from it.
Go away.
Yeah.
We can resist it.
We can.
With this.
The SCP-12 was retrieved by archaeologist K.M.
Sandoval.
The SCP-12 was retrieved by archaeologist K. M. Sandoval during the excavation of Northern
Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm.
Following initial investigations, multiple test subjects were allowed access to the score.
In every case, the subjects mutilated themselves in order to use their own blood to finish
the piece, resulting in subsequent symptoms of psychosis and massive trauma.
Those subjects who managed to finish a section of the piece immediately committed suicide,
declaring the piece to be impossible to complete, attempts to perform the music have resulted
in a disagreeable cacophony, with each instrumental part having no correlation or harmony with
the other instruments.
We are not affected by it right now because we have the ring on.
But if we take off the ring, it pulls your camera like this.
And it even moves you towards it.
I can pull away, but then he just pulls me back.
You start pushing your nails into your wrist, drawing blood.
You tear open your left wrist and start writing on the composition with your blood.
You push your fingers deeper into the wound.
You ripped the wound wide open, grabbing scoops of blood pouring out.
It can't be near.
You was watching the god for when you played this last recently and everyone was been acting and doing shots at the same time.
Oh yeah.
You had to get in drunk with Chilin.
That is true, I remember this.
Okay, we're chilling though.
We have the ring on, so the ring gives us mental strength.
Mental.
Mental.
And we can remove the ring now.
Let's see, where are we?
Uh, yeah, we're going this way.
Where's the skull again?
What can you do with a skull if you keep the ring on I wonder?
Hey you!
Let's put the ring on.
And let's open this.
Hey you!
Yeah I'm touching it but nothing happens because I have the ring on so it doesn't bother
me.
What happened Stakes?
Oh good up here.
Well dude, big boys shrimp like 30 wants a soy six the 88. I think this game is so sick dude
This is so interesting
I got a bit pained by it.
What?
Okay, it's okay.
The strange liquid can put you in the pocket dimension?
It's funny.
A strange bottle.
Are you stuck?
I think he's...
Oh.
I think he's... oh... no?
physical physical I want to get physical let's get into fuck I was looking for the
The Tesla gate
I'm leaving every door open come on peanut. We're yet
Fucking sandwich much
Fuck off.
Stop resisting.
Stop resisting.
Shut up.
I need to kill you.
Fuck! I used the ring too much.
Oh, eventually he takes off the ring on you.
Oh, yeah.
Let's see.
Yeah, I'm working my way here, though.
Why is my stamina region so ass?
Oh, that's why.
Yeah, this should be able to be...
heavy containment zone and now we can go in here yeah we have a code we do
actually have an access code on one of these but now I have to deal with the
pocket dimension guy you know what I should do I should try to find the
gas mask again it's close to me okay this is bad
I should try to find the gas mask where it's somewhere over here yeah new alien
game should it be 9 yeah missed one I think you're right I think it's over
here somewhere we saw the teaser for alien I shall listen
Fuck off man!
Where the hell is Pino?
oh 1162 is here I don't know what that is but I want to try it
the
Fuck.
Dr. Elf, Elf, Elf.
Fuck. Okay. Um... This is the, uh, the pocket realm guy, 106. He's keeter, class.
S.C.P. 49.
PLDR, this game story, you're a prisoner on death row and this company...
This company uses death row inmates to experiment on SCPs, which are different objects or monsters.
And something goes wrong in the facility, now you gotta get out.
I need a medic kit. I can barely move.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey, you.
Power?
Okay, there's a mid-kit.
Nice.
Yeah, the SCP Foundation is what control is based upon.
It's pretty cool.
Here's the doctor.
He's ukrid.
Obviously he is not here, but a level four key card is.
Very good.
49 is humanoid in appearance.
standing at 1.9 meters tall and weighing 95.3 kilos.
However, Foundation is currently incapable of studying
its face and body more fully,
as it is covered in what appears to be the garb
of the traditional plague doctor
from 15th to 16th century Europe.
SCP-49's touch is invariably lethal to humans.
After contact with 49th hand,
the victim dies within moments.
49 will then produce a bag made of data expunged, containing scalpels, needle, thread, and several vials of an as-yet unidentified substance from somewhere within its body.
Research has been unable to locate these tools when inside of SCP-49, and then he begins to dissect his victim, as well as inserting various chemicals into the body.
After approximately 20 minutes, 49 will sow its victim back up and become docile once more.
After a period of a few minutes, the victim will resume vital signs.
However, the victim seems completely without higher brain functions
and will wander aimlessly until it encounters another living human.
At that point, the brain dead victims adrenaline and endorphin levels increased to approximately 300% as it attempts to kill and blank any human beings it can find before returning to its mindless state and wandering until it comes across more humans.
At this stage, termination with extreme prejudice is allowed.
He's turning them to zombies.
But we got a level 4 key card out of this, which is kind of cool.
I think we got power again now. Yeah.
How do I get rid of this?
This is when you need a gas mask, man, because he's going to remove my ring eventually and
I'm dead but if I manage to get some stamina and just
if we can save now that'd be great we have a level four card
Can you have the mask and the ring on at the same time?
Oh you can!
Oh it doesn't help with your stamina though.
I didn't have it or how I think the walls cracked or the floor ceiling
It's gonna take me 12 years to read this
We have a code on one of these.
I remember.
It set a code on...
Maybe this.
No.
Dr. L. No.
I swear I saw a code on one of these.
five
ten forty eight
no that's not it
maybe i just
i don't know maybe i've died or reloaded and i
didn't pick it back up
that's where i saw code on one of these
well we can go back up
what is it the numbers banana pizza nothing
that shit is delish
us. I feel restless. Why?
What?
Where the hell am I now?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Where the hell am I now?
I feel like my stamina is getting drained way too quick, but the ring isn't on.
Maybe I'm hurt somewhere. Oh yeah, I mean I've been through the pocket dimension, so yeah, I'm hurt, that's why.
Yeah, we saw the teaser for An Isolation beginning a strong gap.
What is this?
got green night vision here but more importantly we have a red pill which is
SCP-501 and I'm gonna eat it a taste of immortality I think I just healed myself
self of that. Oh yeah, maybe that was the pill. It might have been the pill that you
could make the amulet with? Maybe? Any pills? I don't like being down here.
Well, it healed me so I can actually sprint pretty long now.
Muleman, any plans to play a golem-like game in the near future?
I want to do Rick's story in Walking Dead Destiny.
I want to do that.
And Anthogonus takes a 1-9-T and Kickboots takes a 9-2.
wow I'm very honored King Bootsy thank you thank you dude
this area is very confusing I guess I should use this more this map is also
weird
Help my nuts! We gotta get out of this. Oh fuck. Um, okay. That takes me back to- fuck.
Oh god, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Hell, that I don't have the level four key card anymore now.
But to be fair, the way I got that card was.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get the gas mask.
I just don't remember where it is.
Is it this way?
Let me see.
Uh, nooo.
What was it?
Isn't it over here?
It wasn't through there.
I hear the dog.
And this is the beginning.
Here's 11-62, um, right, uh, I would love to check this out but I can't with him stalking
me.
Go on then, come on.
Bitch.
come on man, come on, bitch
I guess I'll hide in 205's room.
Sick.
Sick!
I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this.
I was not going there.
Fuck off
You
The
The
Whoah
Cheating she she she fuck I'm getting far they're getting far. I'm getting far. I'm getting far. I'm getting far
Getting far
What is this?
What is this? This is 1162. It's currently a hole in the cinder block wall of Containment Chamber 4.
Okay.
No light source has been able to illuminate any portion of the interior beyond that.
The whole-
Um, no light source has been able to illuminate any portion of the interior beyond that.
The hole always appears to be dark, but level 6-2 is activated when a sentient being reaches
into the hole to the depth where the girth of their arm allows, at which point their
Their fingers touch a solid surface similar in field to the current location of SCP-1162,
and they discover an item small enough to fit through the hole below their fingertips.
These items have universally been recognized as something that the user has lost or was
searching for at some point during their life.
However, upon retrieval of the item another item will vanish from the person of the subject.
In addition, any object placed into SCP-1162 will disappear as soon as it is no longer in
contact with a person.
If 1162 is not activated at least once every 168 hours, it will randomly shift location
to another stone.
Concrete or brick, wall or floor within a radius not yet shown to exceed 2,000
kilometers.
Previous hole remains but shows no normal properties.
What if I just like, do this?
I got an incident report, sick.
Oh, cool!
Oh, in the event of a breach event, buy SCP-106.
106 is the dark eye that puts us in the pocket dimension
So in the event of a breach event by 106 a human within the
10 to 25 years of age bracket will be prepped for recall
With the compromise containment cell being replaced and restored for use
When the cell is ready the Lurse object will be strapped onto the platform inside the cell
cell, after which the cell is locked and sealed. In order to let SCP-106 inside the cell, the
E-E-Low-I-I-D electromagnets must be powered down before initiating the recall protocol.
As of blank, an automated hydraulic press, the femur breaker, is used to injure the
Lursh subject. The sound emitted by said subject will be transmitted over the site
public address system. Once 106 has entered the cell it must be lifted back up using the
illuid electromagnets.
Well there he is, that's 106, yeah. No physical interaction with 106 is allowed at any time.
All physical interaction must be approved by no less than a two-thirds vote from O5 Command
and may only extend to testing situations.
Any corrosion observed on any containment cell surface as staff members or other site locations
within 200 meters of SCP-106 are to be reported to Site Security immediately.
So description.
SCP-106 appears to be an elderly humanoid with a general appearance of advanced decomposition.
106 is not exceptionally agile and will remain motionless for days at a time, waiting for
prey.
When attacking, 106 will attempt to incapacitate prey by damaging major organs.
Muscle groups or tendons then pull disabled prey into its pocket dimension.
106 causes a corrosion effect in all solid matter it touches, engaging a physical breakdown
of material several seconds after contact.
It's observed as rusting, rotting and cracking of materials and the creation of a black mucus-like
substance similar to the material coating of 106.
106 is capable of passing through solid matter, leaving behind a large patch of its corrosive
mucus.
is able to vanish inside Solid Matter, entering what is assumed to be a form of pocket dimension.
It's unknown if this is the point of origin for 106 or a simple layer created by him.
Limited observations of this pocket dimension are showing it to become
priced mostly of halls and rooms with data expunged entry. Pretty cool.
All right, let's get out of here. I'm tired of this fucking guy.
Come on in then.
Oi!
fucking loser I'm out of here
I would love to save but we need yeah we need to get to the heavy containment
area and get a level 4 key card. Oh what is this room is it be 500 oh yeah we I
can save her I think yeah okay we have officially saved nice
There's the mask! Yes!
Alright, sick.
Uh, and there's her...
thing. Which is cool.
So, let's pay- I don't even know if you use this for anything, but...
I'm gonna make a save.
Uh, I think I need a level 4 card for this, it was right? Yeah...
What about her card?
That's level two, so...
All right, we...
Yeah, we have to find the heavy containment area
so we can get the level four card.
That's the goal right now.
And we are on our way to it.
It should be over here.
Okay, you're all ready?
It should be right in front of me. Yeah. Yeah. All right tight tight tight tight tight. Let's go
Mr. Peanut
Umia got warhead
Level 5 key card needed here, yeah.
So we're in the next area, very cool.
Bro, fuck off man. Come on. Come on now.
Oh my god, that right? I don't know really what I'm doing. Probably on Jett.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you fucking serious?
We'll chill in here a bit.
I have no plans for Leaf Company. I wanna see if I can finish this game.
I probably can, it depends on if I get like stuck, I guess.
Oh, you can yet? Oh, that's genius, yeah.
Yeah, two, there's 96 man, a profit 17 tonal, that's 42.
And foolish Paul, big 100.
Thank you, dude.
Yeah, it depends on your seeds, yeah, but I feel like it's going pretty well.
They're gone.
So soon.
Fuck.
I
Don't know if this will work
Shagas gonna come running into this dimension, yeah.
Oh, fuck, um...
Oh, peanut! Fuck!
What do you mean, we?
I don't need anything to hide.
I don't need to hide anything.
I don't actually know why I'm closing this, but I can, so I will.
And it's probably good.
This fucking dock needs to leave, though.
Thank you, Rake. Happen here, just doing better, dude.
And damn it! Thanks 59, and blue stuff, thanks 19.
Leave!
Wow, right, amazing.
Well, I can remove this hazmat suit now.
Yeah, great. So now I gotta deal with fucking peanut at the same time.
Can I oink this and cheat?
Damn right. This is
008
Subject will attempt to ingest living humans and physical contact is made. 500 has been found to be able to completely cure
SCP-008 even in the advanced stages of the disease
Well, 500 is the red pill in it
Is there anything important in here? I don't want to go in there.
Yay! Alright, yeah, I figured.
What the fuck? Stop yapping!
He's gonna make your client.
I'm a town boy.
I am a cheater.
Share my nuts.
He's not resisting.
You fucking cheater!
Where's my infinite stamina?
Why is my infinite stamina- Oh, because I have the ring on, fuck.
Fuck, I'm trying to close-
There's nothing else here, what am I doing?
Wait, what is this?
Where's him?
Who's him?
What is this?
Okay, just close this door, close this door, close this door.
Gah!
That's just a night vision, wait, night vision?
I'm trying to bring in a bell.
We're good! Let's go!
Yeah, it's fine. It's not super important at all.
This is 6A2, the reptile-like creature.
letting him and infect me with his schemes.
Is this where I came from? No.
Here's an elevator. We need to find the dog's cell. That's where we find the level 4 key card. I just
don't quite remember where it is, but we will definitely run into it.
I think it was pretty fucked because I saw him for
like a few frames before I entered the bucket dimension so he was permagorant on me.
It keeps making me... it keeps forcing me to look at the...
Ah, it's a SEAL, SCP-895 is sealed, closed, and stored in an isolated underground containment
cell at a depth of approximately 100 meters.
No cameras, mics, or other surveillance equipment may be brought within the 10 meter red zone
radius of SCP-895 without express permission from at least two level three personnel.
895 is an ordered OCOF and recovered from the blank mortuary by SCP personnel on blank.
Following reports of unusual footage captured by surveillance equipment installed at that
location.
Upon attempting to open 895, agents on location found the object empty, however, observers
viewing the live camera feed were data expunged.
Until further notice, 895 must remain closed at all times.
895 causes disruptions in video and photographic surveillance equipment within 50 meters.
Similar to Vivid, disturbing hallucinations with variable duration and regularity corresponding
to the camera's proximity to SCP-895.
Within a range of 5 meters from 895, footage captured can cause severe psychological trauma
and hysteria in most subjects.
These disruptions do not extend to observers physically present within the area.
Weird.
I don't need my little...
Where am I leaving today?
Ah, from 10 or some.
Level 3, god damn it.
What are you doing here? Go away.
Can I hop in the dimension and then hop out to the spawn here?
Oh, yeah, I think I can just despawn him like that, now he's gone, yeah.
We're trying to look at him.
It doesn't work.
If you were an SAP Alien, would you be threat level so it-
No, I would be Ucrinid, dude, or Keter. I will be Keter.
World threat.
man this guy would just never leave me alone huh no I'm Keter dude I'm Keter
oh hi well that's great
Come on then, punk.
Go on down.
Dishp!
ZOOOOOO!
Two recipes in here!
He's going to break out somehow anyways, demands a cheater.
This is the entrance zone?
Yeah.
What is the zone we have to open up?
We gotta open that up just like we opened up the heavy containment zone.
Level 5.
Gaisels.
can't do anything here that thing dangerous have I asked yet what shall
we do in this situation no I haven't well would shadow die we well would you
just like give up okay we were we really need to find the dog's room now
How the fuck is he here?
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Hi! Fucking great dude. Okay, sick. Sick dude. Sick, yeah. Sick. Okay, yeah.
I'm gonna fry your ass. I'm gonna fry my ass.
God, he's so annoying.
I don't need the level 3 card from there.
I'm pretty sure he had a pretty long run going for like a decent length.
Don't they makes 32
Okay, do you imagine playing the perma-death difficulty of this, dude?
It will be so hard.
You can definitely abuse a lot of the items, though.
I think we're good, nice.
Oh, I got a bunch of achievements, cool.
Oh, he's gonna get launched after he cuts ahead.
Oh, I was always scared this would happen to me when I played this game,
but it actually never happened.
I hope that's how he died here.
Yeah, I think this guy's always here for me.
I don't know what it is about the hygrin this game.
He's got something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I just got so many achievements.
I have a twenty two out of thirty seven.
Cool.
Oh yeah.
I worked.
Okay anyways.
If we can get a save now that would be huge.
Oh.
Who's this?
Eucrid? Biohazard.
Oh wait, yeah, I have to do this part again.
Though, I don't know why I need to do this part, I don't remember.
But you have to do it, I'm pretty sure. You have to close the biohazard, shit.
Oh, does it open up the entrance area, is that what it is?
But I need to get the level 4 card though, or maybe you don't need to get the level.
But I want to- I should get the level 4.
I think- no, no, no, it's- it's not Doc, it's- it's that crying guy.
Oh!
What?
Huh.
It's these motherfuckers.
first.
What?
I'm bleeding. I don't want to die.
Fuck.
There is a medkit around here somewhere.
I don't want to die. My God.
Okay, I need to do this and then we need to
We need to go as quick as possible
I'm probably dead though
In before he just floats over and now I'm dead and it's over
Wait is this this is where the dock is oh no it's not fuck
Fuck I hear him and please these point wait I can just be spawned unless there's a medkit in here
I know this let me despawn him bonk
Bonk
Medkit
sick warm winter thanks 33 adults 32 I managed to stop the bleeding that's good
oh there is this eyedrops yeah that's okay I guess okay well I'm not bleeding
I'm definitely not here well remember yeah okay well
I'm gonna die put up Ella's massive damage
Oh, this is where the dock is. Is there healing here?
Ring doesn't heal. It's the amulet that does.
problem with me i got fucked up hell at this point yeah i'm gonna bleed out
i feel like there would be a medkit down here
The level 4 keycard is right there.
And that's what we're here for, but I'm not gonna survive the journey.
Hey, you!
I have another idea!
In this area, uh, there is a red pill.
Not in this area exactly, but I think over there.
Let's pick up the keycard first, so we got the level 4.
Nice! That's really good.
If we can go to the next area and find the red pill now, holy, that'll be sick.
We need to start the power, though.
Now the dog is gonna show up, but we can't remove this now.
These guys should wake up, yeah, but it doesn't matter because we can out sprint them with
this.
Um, shit.
Ah, okay.
Just pull him in here.
Okay.
Just pull him in here.
What?
What do you mean?
I thought I fixed the power.
Did I not?
Ohm!
It's Ohm.
Maybe it's a different elevator.
I don't well doc is gonna spawn here now wait no doc
Wait what
Ah ah here now I forgot about that part
Oh
Oh
okay we're good if I can find the red pill now we're good that it should take
us to full health and we are fine and dandy no keep it like this here
No, no, no.
Dear Mr. Josh, today I've probably perfected the way of the pizza.
If I remember well, I wanted to make the beloved banana pizza.
Do you mind me sharing the link to the- oh yeah, of course.
Funks and.
Oh.
Oh.
We got the pepperoni here.
Very nice.
Oh.
I see that curry.
I see that curry. Oh, yes. Yes.
Mods VIP that man. All right.
VIP VIP VIP.
Now that's basic.
Fuck.
Oh.
Hey, Luke.
There you go.
I mean, what can I do, bruv?
The duck is fucking everywhere.
You put the curb before you bake everything together
Okay, well we're back here, but we're full health now. Let's look out on the positive side
We need to get into the dog's room again
And we need to fix the entrance zone.
So we fix the entrance zone by stopping the biohazard threat.
what's the scp number for banana curry pizza contain the
Please, snitch.
Okay, I think this opens that up, but I believe we should get the level 4 key card before
Before we go back there, it's probably the right thing to do.
Thanks 49, Stefan Lundgren, 15, Domenicam, thanks 21, Zebes, thanks 76!
Uh, yes?
Hey, you!
Hey guys, do not lash me, for I will lash out.
Okay, we're good.
Let's work quick here.
Let's work quick.
Level five key car, no.
What was this part?
Yes, there's a med kit here.
should definitely grab that right here level three
Close the door, don't be lazy, close the door.
This is where we need to- Yeah, there's the maintenance tunnel.
Okay, we're almost- We are at 46 almost.
I can just- Oh no, I'm sorry.
This guy isn't really a threat right now. 49, I mean.
I could attempt up here is true
what the fuck is that wait am I not out of the dimension what I thought I was out of
dimension
Okay, I'm gonna have to put this mask on and just sprints. Oh
Yeah, six print by the way, I'm dead whatever it doesn't even matter
Nothing matters anymore.
Well, I-
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
This is where we gotta go. That's the goal.
I'm not stuck.
Yeah, I'm just gonna de-spawn him next time, like that.
Pee nuts here, what the f- that's fucked up man!
What kind of combination is that?
I have to look at P-Mot, but I can't look at the other guy.
No. Oh my god, I'm getting fucking out gimmicked here. Like, insane.
Yeah, now we have the other gimmick guy here.
Fucking gimmicks everywhere!
this has taken a shot come on in man come on in yay out here you see both
darkest dungeons xcon and this game i think 2026 word of the air is already
gimmick
probably i just locked him in there but he's only going to be in there for
what 30 seconds or some shit
I gotta go fast, I think it's 30, that's true though, there's been a lot of gimmicks
this year but it's not my fault, there's just gimmicks everywhere.
So now we can go here, uh, yeah we can go here and then we can- I hope I can get a save
now.
If I get a save at this point, it will be lovely.
Because now I have the medkit too.
Sun has red pill, but we're not here for red pill. We're here for a little 4 key card
Also this
Dane a does not match known sample. I do have the upgraded hand, but that doesn't work either. So
Whatever
Everyone wants a slinky, you're gonna get a slinky, slinky, slinky, go, slinky, go.
I mean, I'll ditch this, yeah.
Now we have the level 4 again.
Alright, I don't need this on.
Okay, I don't need this on either.
Just remove it, start this shit, butt-a-bing, butt-a-boom.
And then we have the gimmick dock.
Okay, can I get a save? Please! I have a level 4 card now.
Now we just gotta get to the entrance zone.
P-NOT?
Fuck, run. Run, run, run, run, run.
Hell vette!
There's Dr. Elzen, no...
Okay, we have the level 4 keycard now.
Let's put that there.
Nothing here.
Oh, 106!
What do I need for this?
Yeah!
Okay!
Yeah!
I'm pretty sure I can save here pretty damn sure yes oh progression on a
femur breaker
Sound transmission on yellow level five
Well, we got it nice
Let's see do I have the 106 saved here I
I don't think so, but there must be a document here though, right?
Maybe here. No.
I would like to hear again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator on par with an advanced shark.
106 is a sentient being, albeit a totally alien one.
He appears to be aware of several things beyond the scope of pure instinct and genetic memory.
106 consistently breaches at moments where recovery and containment are most difficult.
A fox may see his way out of a trap, but only a man will wait for his captors to look away to escape.
Okay, that's not the info I want, I want this.
Is that the one? Yeah.
In order to let 106 inside the cell, the Eloid electromagnets must be powered down
before initiating the recall protocol.
okay not a man hydraulic press is used to
injure the lure subject is animated by
such a which is made once as bees enter
the cell it must be lifted back up
so we do that we activate the femur
breaker and then we activate sound
transmission and now we activate the femur breaker to break this guy's femur
and then 106 is gonna go there and then we lift the electromagnetic cell up
up again.
Please!
Hello? Hello?
I pressed the buzzing button.
where is 106
I think I can do it now.
I was too late with the... I guess you got to do it the moment you see the car appear or whatever.
Oh fuck.
Yeah I can reload. It's fine man, I'm probably dead here anyways.
uh yep all right we'll go again
So maybe now.
It's lifting up, I can see it.
I think we're good?
Yeah, it is.
I'm sure we're fine now.
Yeah, uh, he's locked in now. That doesn't really change much when you have the mask,
because you can just despawn it with a mask anyways
but ok we're chillin
we have a level 5 keycard i think that's all we need
i do believe that's all we need
tortured a guy for fun? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I saw a ride beginning a strum.
I'm so tired of this fucking guy!
Ah, okay, that's why you're stuck.
Sick!
got stand here a bit and he'll probably move away
Aaaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaaahhh!
Eric? Eric?
Hey, we can move that to a lot of stuff here. I'm not sure you can find anything though.
You see the first sub to our London Marathon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like dude, it's
it's like an inhuman base. crazy. no, I think he can stay here forever. you can piss off
like these guys walking around though.
Now that we have a level 5 key card, the question is, okay, yeah, I mean clearly we gotta go
back, there's nothing else here.
Yeah, there he's crazy, he really is.
But now we work our way back, and since we have the level 5 keycard, there's some shit
we can do.
Yeah those are Zomber.
a guy is taken by the plague doctor he turns them into zombies it's his MO
There, let's...
Not that.
NOOOOOO!
ONK!
What the fuck are you doing in the elevator?
Yeah, he was here yesterday dirty, yeah.
There's no way you are here.
Now that we have level five though, we should try to go back to...
Yeah, wait, what's the maintenance tunnel? Oh, there's a red pill in the maintenance tunnel. That's full health.
I do have a map, yeah, I do.
Down here, there should be a room that has a red pill. And that would be full healing.
I can't turn it blue, I'm not sure, I don't remember.
All right, put out the noise.
Of course I'm still zinc, I'm gonna zinc max for the rest of my life.
It works for me.
Here we go.
There's a red pill over here.
I'm gonna eat the shit out of this red pill, there we go.
And that heals all of our injuries. Now we're gone.
I might do the drummer game after this. It depends on how quick I beat this game.
But in terms of this game, I have the final key card, like the level 5.
Okay, we're back there. That means we gotta go this way now.
Any A-lamos?
Any A-lamos?
I hear eilemau's.
I think they're both inside each other.
Okay, now from here, I believe we have to go this way.
yes we got to go back over there because this should be locked or broken
whatever put on the mask infinite stamina we run all the way back
cool
By any a la mouse?
Oof, credit.
I have level 5 key cards so I can actually like, I can actually open this now.
I mean it's just this that I've already read about.
Okay.
Well that's cool.
I can save though.
Huge save here.
Huge save.
I gotta go buff room, chat, hold up.
Let me play some bugging, I don't know.
Shimmering flats.
I'm the crying guy.
Thanks for waiting.
I had to make a little sandwich, man.
And a little coffee.
Yeah.
Sick.
I'm driving later, dude.
What do you mean?
You're good.
He's stuck.
I just say it's working.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I agree, thanks, 40.
That is me after playing Garf.
Okay, yes, we did it.
Uh, that is where we go to the entrance zone.
What?
Yeah.
We can access this now.
Moifan Moifan
Hmm, okay.
But you should have saved a room only in the event that something goes wrong.
What the hell is doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, I can't have any access card.
Oh, thank you green again for the 40.
Oh, there's no doggie to let out.
I believe there's a secret SAP lab somewhere dude area 51 man
Um...
Cool. I have to try it.
Well, now...
I am going to...
Not let him out.
I was trying to find the info on the mask.
It wasn't that document though
Watch out, it's a PNM right corner. I only see me a chat there dude. Thanks a few people
Oh, yeah, this is the Omega Warhead silo. Yeah, I can go here
I want to I want to gas though
Wrong way.
I'm just gonna sub to TR underscore SCP.
No.
Nosh!
I'm gonna reload.
It's not plus one.
It's only so I don't move so damn slow, you know?
It's not cheating.
I'm opening all the doors.
Wait, which way is-
Okay, it's the other way, I think.
Well, he's not here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Zoom!
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Hehehehe, hehehehe, hehehehe.
Oh thank god, someone actually found me.
I thought I was done for a moment there, but...
I can get it both safely just quick, with another story.
That's the point.
So, we really don't know if this place is alive, do we?
We know there's no way a long day class like you will make it to the surface safely.
Even if you did, they'd get you down the moment you came across their radicals.
I'll give you one more chance here.
Just, come to Chamber of Noirs, and we'll forget about this little gas incident.
I think we got off on the wrong foot here, really.
To prove that I'm not up to no good.
I think we got off from the wrong foot here.
Really?
To prove that I'm not up to no good, try to lock the door over there.
The code is 5731.
5731.
Got it?
To find those sorts of goodies in there, okay?
Please.
Just knock the gas again.
There it is.
SCP-35 is to be kept within a...
...hermetically sealed glass case.
No fewer than 10 centimeters thick.
The case is to be contained within a steel, iron, and lead shielded room at all times.
No fewer than two armed guards are to be posted at any time.
A trained psychologist is to remain on site at all times.
Anyone who comes into contact with SCP-35, when it is in possession of a host, is to
be given an immediate psychological evaluation.
Description
SCP-35 appears to be a white porcelain comedy mask, although at times it will change the
tragedy.
A highly corrosive and degenerative, vicious liquid constantly seeps from the eye and
mouth holes of SCP-35.
coming into contact with this substance slowly decays over a period of time until it has decayed
completely into a pool of the original contaminant. Glass seems to react the slowest to the effects
of the item, hence the construction choice of its immediate container. Subjects within
In 1.5 to 2 meters of SP-35, or in visual contact with it, experience a strong urge to put it
on.
When 35 is placed on the face of an individual, an alternate brainwave pattern from 35 overlaps
that of the original host, effectively snuffing it out and causing brain death to the
subject.
Subject then claims to be consciousness contained within 35.
Psychological analysis has discovered 35 to possess a highly manipulative nature capable
of forcing sudden and profound changes to interview psychological state.
SCP-35 has proven to be highly sadistic, prompting some to commit suicide.
Fucking hell, thanks for the pill sucker.
I'm out of here. I got places to be, buddy.
I haven't done the warhead silo I should go there.
I should go to the warhead silo real quick.
very close to this. Well not there, it's this door. Why screen blinking? Yeah it's
a mechanic. Bottom left you can see blinkometer. If you press space you can also do it. It's
mechanics. No, this is uh, Ukrid, uh, difficulty. Oh, speaking of mechanics, he's right there.
Oh! A ballistic vest! Cool!
Where's this?
Alpha warheads. Four kilotons of hydrogen bombs.
I should probably turn this off.
Cool.
Oh, enigma, thanks for the 67 months in Hydro, thanks for the 2 year anniversary.
Enigma, thanks for 74.
ok let's get to the next phase
did I gnomed it?
awww fuck
game mechanics? what that?
Fucking gimmicks!
Where the hell am I now?
God damn it!
Let's see, is it left?
Let's see, is it left or right?
I want to get to the warheads first.
I think that they're over here.
I think so.
Yes, good.
do this first. Turn it off, turn it off, get the vest. Yeah that's the crying guy, he goes
into an infinite rage if you look at his face and he will kill you.
Hello.
Why is there, yeah.
Do you think Netflix would ever make an SCP show?
Like every episode is about a different SCP.
All right, hopefully we can get a stable here.
All right, we made it to the entrance hall.
step closer to freedom.
There is fam- fam- I've seen some of the fan stuff, yeah it's cool, man.
Hey, let's keep some doors closed here, shall we?
Oh, there's Kickstarter campaign for SCP-Anime.
day. Fuck, what's- What's going on? Can I save here? Nar!
I mean, it's one of the hired the guy who did the backgrounds YouTube videos. If it's
two of the hired a bunch of OJ authors, they could probably make a cool show. Yeah, I
I think it could be sick, uh...
We're back to a vital, surviving person now, once again.
Do not attempt to reach the exits.
You'll find a safe area, or go into one of the many evacuation shelters inside the facility.
So, your choice, what will it be?
I'll hold tight to what doesn't I have.
Cool.
Pretty cool man.
Yeah, it looks legit dude.
I have no to watching any anime at the moment I don't even what am I watching at the moment
like nothing.
Oh there was no save here was there.
ah wait no I didn't get a save
I need to get a damn save when I get
there oh and now the dog is here
Well, I'm watching from, but I'm just waiting for episodes to come out.
I've seen the first of Season 4.
Um, yeah, that's like, that's, that's about it, yeah.
Tell Thomas that he's 15, life is like one of ass, uh, God you little shit.
Yeah, but neither are you.
Fucking fraud.
Fucking pleb.
Stop fucking cheating then.
Yeah man, there's also like the other like dust or whatever it's called I think.
I'm never getting out of here!
Now we are.
We're close, man.
We're close, man.
You lose, man.
I need to save after the silo.
I guess I could run back, but...
Ah, I gotta go through Crying Guy again.
9 to 6 dude, thanks for the anniversary, up up up up up up up
Okay he's not here now, I'm gonna lock the door son
Not that that matters for him
of
Oh
I've ran this path so many times.
Okay, let's not be too greedy here, pay attention.
I don't have a favorite Pokemon, I think.
Peanut?
Peanot!
I thought I'd try to close the door behind me, but...
We're back. Hopefully we can find a save.
Peanot?
As in the facility
Save I need it. I just think that's the wrong one. Okay, don't they're here. They're here
You will die
Well, the dog is gonna keep what the dogs should kill those guys
Nice.
That's fucked. That's fucked.
Oh, they don't have the blade.
Oh man, what the hell do I do now?
you know what I'll do this hi dudes
May I enter your church, please?
I guess I'll die, yeah, yeah, I guess I'll, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
blue key but it says it won't budge though where's my blue key
did I drop it where's my blue key I never dropped that oh yeah right you can
put the key in the wall I'm not I'm not sure I've ever seen this freedom
Well I'll play the new D4 expansion.
I noticed, I just noticed but the path here is made of cobblestones, that's odd.
I recall it being made of dirt when I first entered the forest.
I'm hearing howls in the distance, but they don't seem aggressive.
It's like they're calling me.
Warm lights shine between the trees.
My headset keeps playing music, us.
Uh, I mean, I might check it out a little bit off streamer, so I'm curious what the new endgame is like.
Right, eh.
I think there's a door I came from. I think it might be taking me around but I wanted to go the other way to see if there's anything.
I'm sure he's friendly yeah okay well yeah I'll go into the door next time
fucking hell I didn't think he was that fast I also thought he was in front of
me
oh great the dog is here yeah I just fucked me I guess
Maybe I should go back and save after doing this.
I-I probably should.
Can I maul the dog to have the right soundtrack, or else I can get copyright strike again?
Actually, no.
That never copyright strike me.
It was X going to give it to you at that.
might strike me.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that was a bad scare.
I hate that.
Okay, well I'm limping now.
And I'm bleeding.
Just fuck me.
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna go back and save I was going to there but I got blocked by the invisible aliens
And then I started bleeding and like the thing is if they slash you like you just bleed out
Only say have like a medkit or whatever I
Had a body armor on which I guess me it sounded like I was bleeding though
But I will go back and save now unless the docket or alien is in the way
I'm tired of activating this damn or deactivating this
We got Winnie the Miami GP. I have no idea man. Well, Joe, thanks for physics. God,
cheap lacks. I believe you, Asterox. I believe you. Okay, let me lock in so we can go save it.
Oh fuck.
Save.
Okay, now we don't need to do that ever again.
Uh, very good.
Now we can just go here, and then we go to the right.
Wait, where's the crying guy?
He's not here anymore.
Uh-oh.
I think we're fine.
I think we're fine, okay. Sick.
Will I permit this game? Dude, it will be... I don't even know.
There is a permit of difficulty.
I've never played Abbeyotic Factors XC and I heard that's a very long game.
Two days ago Percy
All right now I'm out of here
Where am I though
I have no idea
Bro, you can't even see me!
Okay, he's gone.
I can see it here.
Oh!
Oh, the blue key!
A dark blue key of unremarkable shape.
A seemingly random end of the time, a series of numbers later found to be UTM coordinates.
will appear on the keys blade yeah great okay can I at least read my fucking lower
dock the confederate door lock there requires a key look in the area of
giving coordinates and will
only if they are attached to a door it will not work on any other type of
locking device when 86 is used to unlock and open a door the door does not
to its usual destination is that it opens in small force clearing and center on the 80 centimeter wide
footpath designated SP 8061 every observation of this grove as noted the presence of blue colored mists
What up, Wolverne?
Get me out of here, you fucking c**t!
It's okay.
I can do this.
Go on then.
I'll go as I see peace and for all it goes great
As we gave this thing a living.
What?
Open the fucking door!
You're almost 90% lost.
As we gave this thing a living.
We'd like to advise all seven of us to help once again.
Do not attempt to reach the exits.
I can save here. I'm saving.
Mmm, cake. Hell yeah.
Yay!
Modicide Parties of the Consumers by Dr. G made her to the Engineering Technical Service
part of the ASP Foundation. The Consumers to an early stage for further development
Their development of the idea has been encouraged by the O5, they are save maxing.
Are you stuck in the...
Wait, Dr. L? Why is her door open?
What the...
Stupid machine with a stupid idea of something world...
Oh, I don't need you here.
Fucking hell, it's so hard to read.
I wish you could like, press it, so it would give you like, clear text.
I need some codes or I'm kind of stuck here.
What?
Well I could go back I guess.
There might be some stuff here though. I haven't really checked this. Where's that GPS?
I sense the disease in you.
I hear you breathing.
I hear you breathing.
I sense the disease in you.
Oh my, you cannot have victim of the disease.
So, this door is locked. We have to unlock it. We gotta go through, yeah, we gotta go
through the blue door again. There's nothing we can do here.
Okay, game, number 341, report to the nearest mobile desk for the treatment of several high-involved objects.
The spider? It's an SCP that you can only see in the corner of your eye sometimes.
It's not dangerous, but it does. It's a bit freaky.
I see it.
Oh, I saw it's eyes glowing up in the forest.
run just run dude
Okay, at least we're back here.
That's good.
have some options here but actually do we have any options here I feel like we
don't know we do
wait no no no be not okay yeah yeah we haven't done this we have not been here
This is good. Close the door. Okay, this is good. What is this? Some SCP f- what is this?
weird
No, no
made up lies
well this is a terrifying area to be stuck in with him oh he's up there
listen brav just let me go to the bathroom okay that's
jam
He's got a birthday hat on!
Eric? Eric? Eric?
Wait, I need to save, uh... Eric?
Yeah, here's the vending machine, alright. Can I save?
Is there a savior? Oh, coin.
Hold up, I want to save badly.
Oh, please, I need to save.
What the fuck?
It's all less, all less 11 enabled.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Please. Any saves anywhere?
This area is humongous.
Medical Bay?
Do you have any saves here? There's dudes in here!
Surely there's a save, right?
What? No, no, no.
Oi, I can't fucking see it
Listen, I'm just gonna go for that medkit. All right
Oh, gate B, this is open.
Nooooooo!
But it doesn't glow red!
I
Will all be fucked I just
I locked myself. Hey, Jap
Fuck
So both gates are locked
Is this after I've gone- yeah I couldn't do anything, there's after I'm back here.
Fuck.
Uh, yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah, I gotta find 79, but I don't- I haven't seen him yet, I think.
I'd love to do another Bob Ross painting, that was fun.
Wait where am I?
I have no idea.
I'm fucking dead.
No, I was in the right area. I think now I went back to the other area unless
This no what?
No, this is good, I think yes, this is good, but I need to find the computer and I don't think I've seen him yet
Unless...
An ounce of...
...not for us now.
The lift to gate B has been locked down to ensure the safety...
...of the area of the facility.
Please remember to stay inside the evacuation shelters until the facility is ready to secure.
Yeah, it's not here. I'm trying to just remember where it is.
Um...
Well, it's not here. I might die now. I might get shot.
Or not.
Alright, let's check every door.
Uh, we were up here. I don't remember what it was, even though it was five minutes ago.
Alright, this is where the Zaza was, right. Yeah.
So all those he likes in 98 and one gave him at 17?
Oh, it might be here.
It might be here, but in the other door over there, I never went there.
Fuck you peanut!
Fuck you peanut!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Haaah!
Yeah, we got- I need to save on the other side of this.
other side of this it would be very nice
computer computer you don't need to talk to masks first right I don't know he
tells you about it but I don't think you need to talk to him first first chat
on screen. Oh right, true. There we go. Now Pinoc can be shown.
The last eleven is not part of this chat. Thank god. Okay, we gotta get there.
Zaza. I don't need... Zaza, fuck it.
Okay, peanut, are you in here?
I heard you, I heard you move the moment I blinked. Very faintly, yep.
You little shit.
Sick room!
I'll just take the hole and be fucked.
The computer is in the entrance area, right? Or is it in the area prior to it where the warhead silo is?
What's the goal of the game? To escape the facility.
I'm pretty close.
I just gotta find the, um...
the computer
Is it in heavy containment?
Is it actually not over here? I never saw it in heavy containment when I was running around, but
Or did I? No, I don't think I did
Peanut
Uh... have I seen it?
It can't be here because they... well yeah, no, yeah.
I mean it would make sense because they don't contain anything here.
This is the entrance zone.
Which means, I gotta move backwards.
I
Don't know if you can get rid of a plague doctor
Oh, it's actually his model up there. It's not just glowing eyes. That's creepy job Jagger
Right, so we're gonna try to rush back to the containment zone and hopefully not get peanuted
Here's the containment zone. That's the heavy containment zone.
But the PC-
Fuck off, man! How are you everywhere?
Yeah, slush my ass.
Finish my one up?
Yeah, let's go and dig my spray, yeah.
Well, now I'm bleeding and I'm gonna die, I think.
But we might get some knowledge.
Thank you
Shut up PA system
Yeah, chill there's been a lot of fun house today a lot of good ones
Let's go back here. Yeah, this is the lower light containment zone
And I mean it should be a light one, right?
It's just a PC.
Only problem is I'm fucking dead.
is the body armor just cosmetic I thought it would stop me from at least
bleeding
hey you oh yeah it's ballistic true true hey
Hey, KienaTalks, thanks for 21, thank you.
Alright, turn, I'll keep that in mind.
No, body armor equals covers from lacerations, dreamskate.
That was that was my logic, but I guess it doesn't in this case
Okay, let's use this to make sure we don't run into these asshole aliens again, so we don't get lacerated
No, it does everything Mike it was playing some
It was playing some
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I'll wait for him
I don't know
Okay, um, listen, I'm just running back to the light.
What?
What?
Okay.
No, no, it's mine.
It's my channel.
That's one of our ones.
I am dead, but we could get some knowledge.
We could get some knowledge.
That just takes you to heavy.
This area is very easy to, um, explore.
The only problem is I'm guaranteedly dead in like a minute or something.
The health system is fucked up in this game.
There was a video that talked about it to the point that if some conditions meet when
you get shot, the health goes up.
What?
Okay, we're back here now.
is good this still takes us to the heavy containment zone we don't want to go
there
this is 372 that's the lizard you see
This part is hard man, but as long as I find the PC we're good and don't get
lacerated and if I get a save on the opposite side of this. Listen this game
is fucking hard. Well it really depends on the seed you get. If you get like a
Like a seed that's brutal, it's, yeah, you die a lot man.
But my goal now is to find the PC, which is like this AI system, right?
And that AI system, if I do what it wants me to do, if I do a favor for it, it can
unlock the gate so I can leave.
But I need to find the PC first, and I think it's, it's definitely not in the
entrance zone because there's no SCPs there.
It should be in heavy containment or life containment.
I've been to heavy containment a lot and I feel like light containment I haven't
explored as much since I got all the level 5 key card stuff so it's probably
light containment that you backtrack to after getting the key cards so yeah I'm
just trying to make a save over here and not get lacerated or peanuted or
or Crying Man or... yeah.
Crying Man!
Don't look at him.
Oh yeah, these are off, right.
I could run and save here.
I could.
Let's make a save right here.
There is a save right here.
Okay, good.
Let me remove the mask for night mission.
Okay, now this is good. This is good.
I
We have belong things for the six years you thought it was a no save run
dude permadeath this is like ultimate CBT or it could be super easy it all
depends on the CD you get kind of like a randomizer
Okay, we want to go south here, we want to go south.
here we gotta start exploring because we have a
this is b5 oh yeah this is where you needed a big key card I think I can
also save here
sick
oh
it's a b500 must be stored in a cool and dry place away from bright light it's
It's only allowed to be accessed by personnel with level 4 security clearance.
It's a small plastic can which at the time of riding contains 47 red pills.
One pill when taken orally effectively cures the subject of all diseases within two hours.
Exact time depending on the severity and amount of substance collision.
Despite extensive trials, all attempts at synthesizing more of what is thought
to be the active ingredients of the pills have been unsuccessful.
Uh, notes from Dr. Klein, is the P personnel below level 3 are now banned from handling
SCP-500s.
Not to be used to cure a hangover, get AIDS and then ask permission.
Okay.
Uh, let's go back here first and then we do a methodical, uh, sort of, methodical
search of this area with a level 5 keycard I do believe this takes me back
to the beginning of the game though wait 11 62 is this the hole in the wall
yes okay
where are we now okay we keep going yeah
Oh no, this is where the lights are. Yeah, there's nothing else here for me. Okay.
Well, that's good to know. So it's not in the bottom left. Then we go all the way to
bottom right.
No snappy, snap, snap.
I'm blinking before every door.
And this doesn't work, I'm pretty sure.
Yarenax?
I think I might remove the, uh, the whole mining fishing minigame from the chat.
It's just like a, like a command spam face thing.
There!
Yeah, I like lurking in a reading chat and talking sometimes,
but I have to just call him right now
so I think I'll tell them to uh remove it for a little for
a bit or forever
yeah in 24-7 there's like a fishing mining minigame but there's like no cooldown on it
People are just spamming it
And I like seeing the conversations and stuff in there
Okay, where are we we're over there, okay
Okay, no we're going let's see I see we go the other way
No
I
Whatever
Yeah, exactly Hannah so I mean I'm just gonna tell them to remove the the minigame I
I don't watch my own 24-7 channel. I read the chat and I chat. It's funny. Give us Hobback?
know what is this area I'm not sure I wait this should take me back to the
beginning right yeah this way what is this yeah I'm in the beginning of the
game now okay
every get asked for a debt to do voice acting game maybe not in like a like a
big game or anything obviously but I might have gotten like oh yeah fuck me
I guess. This area is brutal, dude. I'm gonna open this and then save. Better. Okay, uh,
way oh my this way maybe we should go back no let's go straight ahead first
before we because that path is brutal let's go this way and check what's over
are you kidding me how am I supposed to how am I supposed to make it through
here what what was that in the game we're
to have like steam autoplay on. I don't know. That was weird. Oh, it's rare loading screen.
Oh, okay.
Straight out. Okay, be careful. Um, okay, they're here. Uh, go. Go this way, this way, this way, this way. Go this way and around.
Ah!
Okay, where are we now? Straight ahead is what? Yes, figured as much. Go right, then.
What about behind me? Nothing here.
Okay, we might be coming up on it.
That takes me down to the basement again.
So now we're here.
Dragon Sword of the Dark Origin, Permanent of Heart of my War, only no jump attacks, no pauses.
That sounds like Omega CBT.
There they are.
Okay.
So there's basically nothing I can do here.
here. Which means I gotta go where the shooting guys were. How many of you are there? Okay chill.
We need to go left, we need to be all the way south, but it's so scary.
Peanuts here.
What's happening?
What?
Okay.
what's happening what okay pray there is no gun guys here and no peanut
I don't trust this room right here.
This room is super scary.
Okay, this is good.
Alright.
What do we have here?
Any SCPs I haven't opened?
There's nothing new here. Where are we? Okay, this might be good though. No peanut, please.
What is this? Light testing chamber. Where's the damn computer, man?
Something's here.
Oh, that's the infinite walkway SCP?
Yes, it is.
Where am I now?
All the way bottom right.
This is a save, um, I guess I'll do it.
P-naught.
the surveillance room and now okay what's to the right well there's the
machine
I'm fucking so dumbstuck. Wait, okay, so now this takes me...here.
And that takes me down.
The PC isn't here.
I couldn't find it anywhere.
It's not in the basement, right?
Am I 10pm like that or something?
I think you're hogs things.
Slakes, thanks for the 38, dude.
Thank you.
God Hand Permanon?
Probably not.
I mean, I don't even remember how plain God Hand is.
I would like to play during like a fork just sit still we're fine sit still they would
they're like a horror month or whatever. They don't keep any SCPs down here. There's
There's no way it is down here.
We've got to run through the heavy containment zone, man.
Some new update?
This is actually a...
It's like a new SCP game or whatever.
It came out two months ago.
It is the oldest EP game, but it's ported to the better engine, so it doesn't crash and stuff anymore.
And it's just free on Steam.
Where am I now? Okay.
Yeah, no, I'm just on this side. Okay. Come back, doll.
Come here.
Tarani begs for the full war I think he did.
Let's go.
I'm going to lock him in here, which works for a whole 30 seconds.
Yeah, I say we go into heavy containment, I...
I know the masked guy talks about him, but he doesn't say which area he's in.
But if the masked guy knows about him and the masked guy is in heavy containment...
Wait! Do all of these lead into the same heavy containment zone?
Wait! There he is! 79!
It doesn't! It's not the same heavy containment zone. They're different ones.
Alright, well this is good though.
Let's lock ourselves in here.
Why?
Well, okay, huge info game though.
We go and check the other heavy containment stuff now.
Oh yeah, that really held him back for a long time didn't it?
Uh, let's see, so which heavy containment zone haven't I been in?
Is it over here I think?
To the left.
Push!
Noooorrr!
Let me see what's over here.
It might be this one or it's the one to the left of it then.
Okay there's another one here that's okay.
What's worse?
I'm a doctor for sure.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna die.
That was that one. What's to the left of this, then?
We should check what's to the left of it.
No, there's a dude here.
Just kill me already. God, you're slow. Plus one.
I'm fucking dead, just reload, I think that's a kill.
I think you gotta like rush through. There might be a button in there, but I don't remember.
How many SCPs are there? Oh!
Million.
Oh, I mean a million, but there's a lot.
God damn, these are everywhere.
Okay, uh, yeah, so we go straight forward and then we go to the right.
Why are all these doors open?
That wasn't me, was it?
I can't see anything. I'm just running. We're going straight ahead.
I have infinite stamina, so we just sprint and then we check this.
This might take me into the regular heavy zone.
Oh, access code.
Man, I haven't felt like any codes.
The access code, yeah.
Hmm.
Well, we know where the computer is, but we gotta access the computer.
And I don't really know how.
That takes me to the mega heavy containment zone.
Maybe something in here.
173?
Huh.
This game has to cry in guy, uh...
Yeah, no more peanut. Good shit. Peanut isn't that annoying, though.
Right, well, we're back here again, so what am I looking for then? Let's see.
There is the maintenance tunnels?
Uhhhhhhh...
Is that over here?
Uh-oh.
Right, you know what? Let's listen to what he has to say.
Oh, thank God.
Someone actually found me.
I thought I was done for a moment there.
I think it has been safely to the surface.
Just find the control panel one there and open the chamber doors for me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just please.
Don't do that again.
Now.
Is that really necessary?
I often need some help trying to thank me by suffocating me.
Prove you're trustworthy then.
Hey, you!
What a nice guy.
There is a red pill in here which is really good.
I need to open the door if he's gonna tell me about it, and I don't I kind of want to know the info
And I'm sure you know fuck it. Let's doom the world
Wait, he said a different path now.
He talked about the computer before.
Now we talked about the tunnels in gate A.
I wanted to hear the computer part.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I pissed him off, obviously.
Well, I aggro'd it.
Two things at the same time.
And one is a guaranteed death, so it was over.
I
Okay, tell me about the computer.
Where did Oma come from?
Yeah, from a game called Alien Hospital.
Or Hospital Aliens 2.
This is what the main character says when there's like a jump scare.
Okay, I will open this for him now.
And let's see what he says.
So this is where we part ways
Yes, but I can't access seven nine
Power room? Yeah, but which power room though? Is that in the maintenance tunnel?
Entrance? Wait, that's in the beginning of the game? Is that where the power room is?
No, new zone. Oh, entrance zone. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait, but I was running around there.
I never saw a power rain.
I guess there is one, but I mean I'll go check.
I'll go in.
Sure am I not.
Dude I fucking hate this guy so much.
And I'm dead.
Okay well well I mean okay well I mean okay I know where to go I've been all
over the place I know where to go though and we can make a save in there it's
this way, and this way, and this way, and this way.
And then it's in here, and then it's to the right, and then it's
straightforward....
straightforward....
aling.
You
He's not back I just stepped into his goo which takes you into the pocket dimension
Can I make it, you think?
I think I can finish this before I leave you, I think so.
I mean it depends on how much I get stuck on, like, stuff.
Where am I now is that well, I'm outside a cell
And I think I'm damn it it's better just to do this plus one okay, let's not step in that this time
I'm going to Copenhagen tonight
for an event but I'm not about to say what event yet
but in the future I can I'm sure and I'm back Wednesday so I'm going Monday
Tuesday
They don't step in at this time, noice.
Now we're here.
Maybe we could make a save.
Let's make a save over here.
There's a save right in here.
Boom.
Alright.
Good.
Now we go here, and then we go here, and then we go here, and here, and then here,
and then in here, and then this way, and then here.
down look down and then we have the entrance zone lock the damn door in here
find the power room how have I not seen the power room at this point with the
amount I've ran around in this area though that is the question
yay
I mean you'd think this is the power room, but there's no lever anything there. This doesn't work, right? Yeah
Peanut is gone peanut is gone
This was the weird room, right
Yeah
at least peanut can kill me here now so that's super nice let's see what do we
have I mean this sounds like power but there's not that many stuff and things
I think that although almost a cost medic room here's the ball for him. I think get an achievement in here
right? Let's see what do we have done I think peanut killed me down here last time let me go
about and check what's actually... Eric?
There is a way to go here.
Wait, I haven't been here.
Oh, it might actually be here. That's un-openable.
That's un-openable.
Could there be any codes on this?
No, I can't care anymore.
Well, I'll, uh, let me make this something that matters.
That's for sure.
When I find out who is leaving these classified documents lying around the side, I'll feed him to 682.
Okay.
Are we good?
Yeah, I'm gonna use the vending machine when I get there.
but we might be close to finding the power room now I missed this wing before
When it looks promising.
Fuck.
At that end.
Look at this graph!
I don't need the radio.
Eric?
Alright, I guess we continue to Eric and see what happens.
I was there though but I could definitely have missed it.
These guys are super annoying.
Eric?
Oh yeah.
Don't die.
a rook? oh yeah don't die there's dr. hard these are all like coded rooms
except this one and this takes you is I mean that that that
Isn't that a solo game?
You mean solo isn't like single player?
Yeah.
Electric center!
Oh, it's here!
I hear them.
Now I can save though.
Replace the worn out cables of the elevator at section B this morning.
Someone should make an announcement to inform everyone that it's safe to use again.
What's the other one?
Primary lighting.
Okay.
But now remote door control is off, so they can't control it,
which means I should be able to access the PC in that case.
Unless there's some other gimmick you gotta do here.
But that will make sense though.
Now then, we gotta go back to the heavy containment zone.
And we know exactly where.
This should be easy.
No.
No, please man 49
Okay, well he's behind me, and I'm just gonna out sprint in my favorite scp. I don't know that
That
That snake in the ocean that's like two kilometers long is pretty freaky
What is it, 500 kilometers?
Oh.
Okay, this is good.
We're here now.
What we need to do is just go left once, and it should take us.
Don't look up.
Do not look up, because I'll die if I do.
Oh wait, yeah, we gotta go past the heavy containment zone first.
Just go straight ahead, and we will be right through it.
Straight ahead.
Straight ahead.
there now open this and then we go to the left and we go here
Oh, you fucking idiot.
I was gonna say, these were turned off, because I thought they were turned off.
They did turn them off, one of my asses.
Oh, fuck.
Where am I?
I will make it out!
I'm going to go back to the back of the house.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Save.
Go.
Okay, now they shouldn't be able to close this door anymore
Do you need my help? I need your help.
You have disabled the remote control system.
Now, I am unable to operate the doors.
This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility.
It also means you're made out of areas of art.
You're only the simple way of escaping the screw gate key, which is currently locked down.
I'm however going to unlock the doors to gate if you were able to control the system.
If you are down to here, go back to the electrical room and put the tech on.
Until then, I have no business speaking to you.
So now you gotta go back to the electrical room.
And then go back here again I guess or can he just go straight to be I mean I want to
talk to him but I'm kind of curious
I was gonna say but he's walking it don't look up
Okay, just hope you don't die.
At least we know the dock is over there.
Okay, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way,
This way? DC is here, yes. Straight ahead, I think. Just straight ahead, right?
Pretty sure just straight ahead. And then it's to the Eric? Oh fuck, I'm stuck
with Eric. Why can't they look up in that one room? Well, everyone loves a
ferret there's an SAP there a monster that if you stare at his face he goes
into a infinite rage and it chases you throughout the entire game and he will
kill you there's no escaping it so just don't see his face our remote
token remote door control on and say hey thank you brother now we can go to
Gate B. I have seen Gate B but I do not remember where but it is here in the
entrance area somewhere. Laura-wise he can even chase you to space yeah, is mental.
Hi buddy. Should do a SAP Secret Lab computer tonight some day? It will be cool
I never played it
Let's see, gate B. I'm pretty sure he does eventually, Milo.
Did I take damage there? I think I did.
Yeah, there is a monthly quest.
Uh, could gate bb over here? Or is it towards the- well this is no gate, okay.
What lab light game was the fun experience for you?
I think we've had so many man like when we did when we did dark hours for the first time and
Nuclear nightmare
First time like there's just there's too many man. There's two. It's just that I think the first time we did a lab day
Was like one of my favorite streams ever it was just
Insane moments all the time.
Let's see, I feel like the gate is over here.
Aw fuck.
I have seen it.
Well it might be on the other side of this blue door though.
It could be.
Oh, really, Tio?
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, Species Unknown, I mean amazing.
Yeah, there's proximity chat, but we're kind of still waiting for more content.
Does this be the game re-upgraded again? Yeah.
You miss my poor nothing and red hunger?
Yeah, red hunger is fun, man.
Let's see now. Can I find gate B here?
So we've gone through the blue door.
I could save here
This is called conference room 9 B. So maybe this is the B wing
Fuck
Sorry, I was loud
No works though, I guess
What happens if I take this elevator
Yeah, I got a loading screen, what's?
Oh, this is probably death.
Yeah, they're coming.
No, I don't win because this this
Gate is guarded you need to go to gate B
But I'm gonna see if I can't fool them by putting this mask on and going to this dimension
Oh gate a needs free and 106 no I contained him so I need to go to gate
I'm finished.
I can still load, right? I hope so.
Because I want to do the B. Yeah, yeah.
So, uh, yeah, we just gotta find Gate B. Then where is Gate B at?
We know Gate A is behind the blue door, so Gate B is probably not behind the blue door.
Um...
There's four- oh yeah, maybe- what about over here?
Oh, this might be something.
I have been here, but I just don't remember what it was.
Oh yeah, the medic bay is here.
Oh yeah, this might actually be...
Doc!
So there's four endings.
So one ending is if you have the pocket dimension guy alive and you go for gate A, and then
Even this is an ending now, where I've talked to the PC, I've done what he wanted, he opens
the gate for me and I can leave.
What are the other two endings though?
Oh yeah, not disabling warheads.
that's that's not the ending let's go back death
Wait, so both gate B endings are bad, while both gate A endings are good.
Wait!
Really?
Yeah, I've seen the follow-up series, yeah.
Wait, so I can't get an ending there where I was not, where can I?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Yeah, I'm just gonna sprint with a mask on this time.
Can I do gate A ending then?
If I can free?
If I can free 106, then I could do gate A again.
But then I need to find his room, which I don't remember.
Okay, I'm just gonna run now. Infinite stamina.
of
death
of
death
of
NTF units in 8B now!
I repeat, SCP-682 is out of the facility.
All of the world helicopters and NTF units in 8B now!
Sick.
The death rate in the alcohol warheads in G-minus 90 seconds.
Oh fuck.
Freakin' do that, I'm disabled.
Wait, I can save here. Is that a-
Oh, you cannot save in this location.
Wait, I need a code?
Oh fuck.
Wait, what am I here?
Am I here?
Oh the code doesn't exist.
Nah, it does, right?
I mean I guess we can hide in here, a blast shelter.
We were unable to get make a warhead, so I'm not using it.
All helicopters and NTF units go back to gate B immediately.
Capturing SCP-682 is now our number one priority.
Sir, we found a dead class D on the walkway outside gate B.
He's got multiple gunshot wounds.
Yeah, there's a guy that enters the room behind the door, I guess. It's scripted.
I'd like to know how the hell did a class D get past the gate?
Do you ever need a security check from all the cameras near the gate
and find out who was stationed there before and during 682's escape attempt?
Roger that, sir.
So the four endings are there's two endings for gate B, which I just did,
and then there's two endings for gate A.
No way, yeah. Wait, yeah? No, 6A2 is the big lizard crocodile that is immortal or whatever.
Yeah I did one gate A and one gate B, right? Yeah. Yeah I got 86 out of 87 rooms, yeah.
pretty tight. Pretty tight. There's no gate C. Encountered Eric's toy. Re-contained, wait,
which is SCP-55? I don't remember. Telekill alloy. Obtained liquid from the coffee machine.
It's a meme achievements.
Found an up equipped to love crafty and lock it.
Yeah.
Encounter an old cowbell.
Encounter an old coffin.
I need to do that.
Reading encyclopedia of common diseases, encounter the atrocity skull, encounter Dr. Harps,
entered all these offices you have codes to.
And they have omnilevel key card.
But the odds of getting that is really small in the uh, big machine.
Escape the old man's pocket dimension.
I mean I did a lot of times this stream but I always died after it.
Beat the game on Keith their difficulty fucking hell.
This game is so old dude.
It would be cool if they made another one.
As well where people immediately forget about its existence upon exposure.
Oh, it's a lizard.
Wait, yeah.
The other gate B ending is the warheads going off, obviously.
Yeah, right, right.
The other gate A ending needs 106 free to distract the NTF that capture you.
Yes, I could potentially do.
I mean, yeah, you can do the other endings.
the freeing 106 one and then going for the gate would be kind of cool I just
gotta find his room and I don't remember I know it's in the heavy
containment zone but where wait is it no that's them
Yeah, the secret lab kind of meant more like CS with monsters.
Yeah, I know, but I haven't played it though.
No, maybe I did.
Yeah, I've already locked him up though.
Josh of Souls.
SCP-3166.
What the hell is that?
It's fucking Garfield.
It's like a monster Garfield version dude.
What the hell?
Is this game worth playing? Yeah dude, I mean what do you say the world building and stuff
in this is I think is so good. It definitely gets a bit annoying. It definitely gets a
bit annoying with the um with the doctor sometimes but yeah it's still it's really
good though I like this. It's based on the works of the SCP foundation community
You know
Two guys both were to our marathon mark at the same race. Yeah
But one of them was his marathon debut and he broke the two-hour marathon mark
I mean obviously he's ran the distance before
You yeah, SCP 3000 is the sea snake. Yeah, I
Really swore. Oh, yeah, I'm T meme ticks division. Yeah
What shade is it? Oh, I didn't realize there was so many. Time for drumming. I mean I could
start drumming and see how the game is, I guess.
I try this demo trees hate you. I think that's on my wishlist. I don't think yeah, I know
I yeah I saw the game but I have not played the demo no
wow
it's one of them troll games dude tom fullery games
That's kind of funny though, I like it.
Star Witcher 3?
Yeah!
to start that now when Sarus is coming out and I'm going to the airport tonight
sick dude quick mega bonk wow I forgot about make a bone cuz it got me good
updates? When do I return? Wednesday. I'm gone Monday Tuesday. Tuesdays, I'm normally
gone anyway, so I'm basically just gone Monday, you know.
What's with the breathing here? I stopped. Remember when you flushed in because you
gonna beat my score yeah okay that is not why not why there is the drum has
anyone played that drumming game it's fucking me a thank you what was it called
drummer or something drum ultimate drummer
hundred percent positive reviews dude peak how long is it hard to say the
ultimate drummer. You play the demos wild?
You refunded vampire crawlers? Holy damn. I saw Ares play that game a bit.
Seems pretty cool. Seems pretty cool. This game is dang as fuck.
yo what up Mika are you uh done I'm guessing so otherwise I wouldn't be
typing in my chat
you go airport I guess I mean I guess yeah when smalls for a hundred wilds
high rank now I'm good I played monster on the wilds for a bit but it's yeah
Yeah, 28 hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was, it was, it was pretty cool, sometimes.
Have I played Abiotic Factor? No, I haven't. I haven't.
Early Suplex?
Yeah, I mean, I just finished a game, so, I mean, it's not really any point in starting anything.
Engus, thanks for the 21!
Are you doing, like, yeah, I like SCP, I think it's really interesting.
I wish they would there is actually some scp games that I haven't played
But they're like like what is scp 5k?
Right, this is early access
co-op
Is a lad like
And you may have thought it's tragic not to mention other adjectives to think of all the we think they will do
No more action
And an arm band made of black cloth will someday never
weapons
Get your friends
I don't feel that like SCP mystery magic, you know.
Jack, can you be logged in to two Steam accounts at the same time?
You can't, right?
No.
No.
I'm kidding.
We will all go final.
This game looks heavy.
When we all go together.
One has to be an off-limit.
Right.
No, it's on a steam deck.
I mean.
Yeah, we played DTFO we did Oh, wow the only thing is that you can't
play the same game at the same time unless you're both on it, right?
No, I have a Steam deck and my friend is logged into it and I don't want to log them out.
So I also want to log into my Steam account so, Endless, thanks for the 6 Tomb, thank
you.
It has campaigns too, more horror focus is a really good game.
Wait, which one are we talking about?
in. Wait, this game is free right now. Yeah, you probably passed for that. It's true. Different
profiles on the deck. Oh, yeah, maybe you can do different profiles. I haven't checked
that. That could be cool. Hmm. That could be cool. Steam deck. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right.
I can switch four different Steam accounts to my PC no password required. Hmm. Okay. Yeah,
that would be cool. If you could do something like that. I don't want to log them out,
but yeah.
If one of you is in offline mode, it works.
Me and my friends play, okay.
Yeah, I have a Steam Deck, but my friend's logged into it.
And I want to log into my account,
but I don't want to log him out.
You can have multiple accounts on Steam Deck,
but only one logged in at once.
Yeah, but if I log him out, I can't log in again.
to his account because I don't know the password but maybe have like profiles or
whatever I don't know I'll check it I will check it
no profiles need to log out okay let's see yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no get like
no there isn't you get like coming out and like fourth of mayor some no I didn't
stealing. Jesus. Jesus. Family share. Yeah, I don't think I can do that because I think
I need the password though. I believe. Probably. Is here. Is hobo online? What is he doing?
Let's see here.
Um, yeah, I mean we could.
What is he doing?
Where is he?
I don't see him.
Going insane slowly, yeah?
Yeah, I'm going to Copenhagen tonight so I gotta go to the airport.
Uh, then I'm back Wednesday and then Soros comes out and after Soros there's a new
yacht like out like a code vein like code vein code violet like or whatever
and after that bond is out and then uh in may might be jumping quest too so it's stacked dude
love it love it love it
sorrows sorrows yeah sorrows i'm trying to find uh hope is he actually a liar did i get one guide
christ
Paul Barino. He is Luke Harder. I am.
I see. Oh, he just went live, like right now. Sick. Yeah, he went live two minutes
ago. He's doing the DS1 premise loop. He says he's gonna beat the Rando now.
Yeah, we could rate him. We could rate him. I'm gonna turn off the chat
command minigame on the 24-hour channel because I think it's a bit too much. I
liked reading the conversations there and I liked writing there too. Yeah, she
needs to take 78! Thanks, anti-reader. Thanks 23, I meant you'll take 74. Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, I'm going to the airport of Kami, I am. I'm going to
Copenhagen for an event. I'm not allowed to talk about the event probably
soon I can though but right now I'm not allowed to say otherwise I would um how's
my Danish terrible terrible do you have people just stuck in twitch minds yeah
I'm gonna turn off the minigame right now in the 24-7 chat oh yeah actually Mika
will be live from Copenhagen tomorrow so I'll be on her stream I guess but I
I won't be alive, I will not.
I wonder what the event's gonna be.
I mean you'll find out eventually in not too long, I'm sure.
Uh, how long does Hobbs stall on his intro screen?
Do we raid him?
The- wait, his name is Thee, underscore happy, underscore hobb, right?
Two hours, at least one hour.
When if we raid him, maybe he'll start quicker.
Ah, let's see here the happy hub. I got it, right? Yeah
Maybe he will
Once there were two hours interest we went down yeah, but that's because his dog escaped so he had to run and catch his dog
So yeah
I'll raid him send him a raid. Oh my god. That's embarrassing. I did exclamation mark
instead of slash dude twitch stop auto-correcting it fucking hell just let
me raid the channel is intended for other we go okay sick sick
There we go. I'll be back Wednesday chat. There's always the 24-7 channel where it's just playing
random old stuff essentially. I'll turn off the chat minigames so it's not cluttered by
it. I'll do it right now the moment this raid goes through. What do we say is raid
message oh shit good question um what do we have this raid message I don't know
hmm not six seven yeah I can make some more variety over 20 first I know it's a
lot of eldering I'm just gonna tell them to mix it up a bit
All right, there's a raid timer. I was looking for it. All right. Yeah, I'll be back Wednesday. Soros comes out
Definitely gonna play that
Returnal was cool, so
Yeah, excited to see what they've learned from that putting into Soros or going into Soros
Very sick. I'll see you Wednesday chat
Appreciate you all
Wish me a safe flight. I'll be back Wednesday. I literally just said that. I'm
just repeating myself. I'll see you Wednesday for Soros. Bye-bye.