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I'm ready to go tonight, the other party's live.
Oh, yeah, I feel like, I feel it just as fine.
I
Nobody
Don't stop music tonight
Keep it up, it's your final night
I'm ready to open the night
they're not there to party online
wait for me to wait for joy, oh yeah
to come down to midnight, to the scum
like some other proof of any moon
oh yeah, I feel it like I feel it just as fine
Yeah, I start dancing all night long
Jumping up and shaking up more than a party
Don't stop music all night long
Keep it up, it's all right and loud
I'm ready to go tonight
Then I turn on your light
With me, the rain, the joy, oh yeah
To come down tonight
You're just gonna feel like
So the proof of everything
Oh yeah, I feel alive
I feel it just as fine
Wow.
Amazing.
Incredible.
Yeah.
Today.
Wow.
Amazing. Incredible.
four bosses. No, no, no, no, today is different. Today is different.
Shake it up move your body
Pinky pinky pinky pinky pinky pinky pinky pink
I don't know why, but I don't get a picture when I click your link for a game.
Oh, yeah!
Oh yeah!
What the fuck?
Can't stop dying all night long.
Randomize, shake it up, throw your PB.
Don't stop random all night long.
Keep it on.
It's a silent night.
Ah, okay.
Ah, hell yeah, we're gay.
Let's go, dude.
Randomize, shake it up, throw your PB.
Throw your BB, don't stop, Rendo all night, love, keep it on, it's a silent night
I saw the Rikwim update but I'm too addicted to this shit man
I saw Salad and displayed a bit, seems pretty cool
It seems pretty alright, I will say
I'll say it seems pretty alright, yep.
Yeah, you know, yeah, I'm playing Gunner games today?
No, no, no, I don't think so.
Oh, there's no new achievements in it.
I'm not really much of an achievement hunter, but yeah, yeah, good for now.
I wanted to get back into the asylum and yesterday was so damn bad.
Yeah, I'm still like, I'm still sniffly and a little bit coffee just doesn't go away and it wings for life is on Sunday.
Ugh.
It does not go away.
It's so incredibly annoying of hell.
Battery low?
Oh, for my mouse.
Eh.
It's fine.
it's fine let's clear the damn board here yes mental very made a two-hour
supercut of the best moments in Garfield card dating years back I'm gonna
watch segments of it during food breaks every stream which will be around 9
because I think that's a very, comes home from work or something around then.
No, Wings for Life is a one day thing.
The stats? I don't even know what that is, Molten.
stats yeah they have the wings for life every year but it's yeah May the 10th
this year
GARF. GARF.
Ah.
Look at these starts. Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
Ugh.
Not really.
I made stats about random stuff and also crowned the best
it's in the video oh yeah no I'll see it like it when I get it in the video
actually don't know what to start with
deprived I guess
hey binky bonky deprived I guess Kendrick's four years man see you
I think it's the 1.15
Yeah, you missed a bit of Friday night
I have no plans on streaming to youtube right now
I forgot there's some people asking about it, but yeah, no plans
Hey you
No plans
P.J.P.
Good evening, Mr. Runk.
What up?
Can I interest you into our hardcore or so prefers a bowl of soy excuses?
I've already tried to our hardcore.
You can't like play that game hardcore without knowing shit.
You gotta do like a regular playthrough first.
There's so much like stuff to do, gotta sit with a, yeah, with a Wikipedia open.
Swedish for the day. Well, that would be Garfield, which is, oh, well, this one's dead. Maybe.
Which is actually... Garfield in Swedish is called Gustav.
Eww... Yeah, how long did it take, Master?
Also, I'm fairly certain.
He played a lot of... Didn't he play a lot of Terraria without hardcore?
I remember he had like a big Terraria arc if I'm not mistaken.
Hey, you!
I frame!
I saw a bit of his eyes. Seems pretty cool, but I'm back to the asylum. I'm back to the asylum
Problems of game new soon. Yeah, probably probably right. Oh Capra. What up?
The one-hit stagger is crazy
Oh
It's is out thanks to the three and frozen over thanks for the tier 230 way there's a dragon ass, too
Well, I have no choice but to just go for this
Yeah, there's
there's just not much to do there it's just over C-slash and the dragon-ass
this is the day today huh yeah probably
cool cool do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do it's a rumor that the next problem
game is a pirate game? A pirate? Huh. See I name my character Garf and that's the
And that's the start I get. Amazing.
Not Narcan. Hunter is good. It's a good weapon.
Called Cerulean Onslaught? Real.
Doo-doo-doo
Yeah, I played Risen 1. Risen 1 was lovely. I really liked it
Hi, Ron. I love you
Dead version, uh, Nekka DJ
Yeah
Barbarians of the Badlands, yeah, I never did play Alex
I think when you are nine off they will obviously haven't played it but no it seems pretty fun, I guess
This is pretty cool.
Ah, heavy raundering.
What's the strength? Well, yeah, 12 and 14 is really good.
I like the little rose I got is the jester right?
the
frame perfect
can I squeeze? No!
we're gonna watch it in segments every day Adory, that's the plan
Oh
Ignition
What do you consider playing from softwares magnum opus and most expensive ps2 game kuon?
I flushed it.
Also, new E9 mode came out.
Also, UTV is cookie delar flushed.
I flushed kuon.
And I do know about the R9 mode, yeah.
Oh god, Garth, thank you.
Ashley, thank you!
Sorry, LR. Dark Souls is cool, but I'm watching my favorite streamer, Halakjaas247, playing out of the scissors.
Hey, you!
Wait, what was the ninth of the scissors?
I do not remember this.
Oh, yes, probably a horror game, yeah.
likely some light magnet it's me it's me ok boom boom boom
Now a days the hitman run is basically, you run and you shoot in this corner, this corner,
everyone panics, I mean you run and kill the target.
It's very panic strats, which I didn't like too much.
Yeah, they're not fun.
When I ran it there was some panic strats but not like that much.
Yeah I should be able to beat 007 before I head to Rotterdamer.
You did dirty, crazy dude but it's very appreciated.
I already did wire only run in hitman
boy romancy flames sick
If I wanted to do R9 DLC instead of this, I would do a Jerry, but I don't feel like it.
Why did I heal? I don't know.
I'm not sure.
You're looking to hit man only accident runs?
Oh yeah!
That could actually be quite fun though.
I've died in Tomb of the Giants in my PB. It wasn't anything special, it was literally just uh...
Yep. Two enemies got me by the wall. They just nuked me.
You link me? What do you think of this cat emotes? More cat emotes?
Don't think amount of knowledge for Terraria is larger than the knowledge for DS-1 and Perma Death. All I hear are science excuses.
Pretty sure it is. Pretty sure it is.
I don't know what to do with it.
Nim said he deliberately took me to the restaurant to see if I ordered a burger with bananas
and I did.
Yeah, of course!
I had to try it.
Uh oh.
Hey, you.
Ah!
Mid-rolling though, we're good.
98, started watching a union now moving countries for a new job.
Yo, Davey, thanks for 98 and good luck with your move.
Is this guy following me or am I safe to check this?
I don't see him, so we'll check him.
Okay.
Hey, you.
Oh, Charlie, I almost died.
Ah.
Okay, I'll try Lee almost die ah
It seems kind of fun. I'm just too addicted to this
Yeah, I feel about same as yesterday more of it's just the sniffles in the cop just doesn't go away. It's so annoying
Yesterday was rock bottom in Rando Seeds. Oh my god, it was so bad.
I think you moron.
Phoenix
Our combatments. Yeah, I should probably play them all the play to them
It's gonna be a weapon. Oh, no, so
Put out an apple. Hope it went well, dude. It's that dragon ass and dark sorcerer and oh
What oh
It's the Hydra
The RVs 146
Yeah, I played Mass Effect trilogy first playthrough on stream. It was so good. It was so peak
Loved it
The suicide mission
Now that's me
We're 30 minutes took to decide between Ash and Lyara did it
Probably do like a renegade playthrough at some points
Probably yeah, I played Batman Arkham Asylum in Arkham City's life. Yeah. Yeah
But never the others what is after that like origins and knights
I love that lafissia, I love the crimson desert.
Ah.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Ah, really, Borda?
Sick.
Sick, sick.
All right, really border sick sick sick
Oh yeah!
a lot of lions here last two days.
Okay, so...
Brave Warrior!
Infinite Titanite Shards!
And Infinite Large Titanite Shards!
Obviously I don't have the Ember, but yeah.
Ah, two, two, two!
Oh boy.
Be careful.
Da, da, da, da, da, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
thinky-bong, thinky-bong, thinky-bong, thinky-bong
is André from these one of these three the same André?
yeah, I believe so
I belive so
yo, Gil
I had no plans on RE9, Dilk today. I should probably hop on the Subnautica, you know.
Subnautica is getting real scary now, because I have to go deep without a fucking submarine,
So yeah, yeah.
Best Swedish movie ever made?
I have two favorites.
Unscun and Cops.
Yeah, of course it's here. Yeah, I saw it. All good.
That movie's made by the same guy as Takes 2.
Yeah.
Look at this.
He was a movie director before he started a game studio.
Am I ready for wings for life?
I mean, I'm still stuff nose, coughing a bit, yeah.
But I mean I'm gonna do it anyways.
Nerd thinks the radio is pretty good strumb.
What was Mr. Nerdy playing?
Oh, this is that.
Knights and painted guardian.
Well, I partake in Vitero in the last year, no.
No.
Oh, yeah, how is the uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the German streamer
Uh, how's he, how's he going, how's it going?
Is he on pace?
I forgot my coffee.
Too slow, not on base, right?
Oh my god, is it?
Manus!
Woohoo!
They didn't see that one coming
What no way yet
Fuckin' hell.
I did NOTHING that would reach me.
God damn it.
Salad to your death.
True.
Why do I get Manus there all the time?
Manus in Quelag, Giant Ornstein, and Gargoyle Roof.
Every run, dude.
It must be based on something, right?
Maybe based on like your framerate or fuckin' CPU or something.
It's getting a little bit annoying that I have manners there so often,
and I have to kill him with like no damage.
Which I've done many times, but it gets...
T-ideous!
To do it over and over and over again.
Oh, hi!
It's a good weapon.
Favorite mind-bending movie?
You want to be like a Nolan movie or something?
You do
Restart both programs for randomizing it yeah, I have
Uh, they fool the restart every like every
Every time because I shut off my pc
so
Nolan likes oh shit, I don't know maybe like interstellar or something
You you miss me because I think 73 dude and say what makes it at 131
Thank you, dude, ah two raider runs, but we kind of fun to replay those games
Oh, you mean every time a run dies? Yeah, maybe. I've seen Memento. That movie was hard to follow,
I thought.
Yeah, that's a bangin' movie.
Yeah memento you probably want to watch at least two times, yeah.
You have a remastered like the first game, you know, I guess.
Yeah, where is the Odyssey out anyways?
I
Bunk
Is this summer yeah, but I'm janitor
Oh, did that guy just drop down in here?
What?
Jagged Ghostblade is good, but not if I face someone like Manus, which I'll probably face.
Let's be real.
I wonder if I go straight for Quelag now.
Instead of going for Andre, just to mix things up a bit.
I think I will.
It was a thousand soldier cure.
I asked straight to Madness.
I mean, I might do that.
Just to see who it is.
If it's someone bad, we could just dark sign or whatever.
Yeah, I should say we're for sure.
I mean, the Black Knight weapons are like the best in the game.
If you get one, go for the bosses.
Pull the salad and go safe.
Nah.
It's all good
I mean I'm just gonna just to mix things up. I'm just gonna rush coil agonize
Gotta keep things fresh!
Is this the run? Eh! Maybe. Maybe not. Probably got Manus here again. Which games I have the
most hours in my entire life. Probably DS1 or like World of Warcraft. Sub-6 minute quest
Yeah, let's go. Who is it?
Let's find out.
Well, it shouldn't be madness.
It's Artorias!
God damn man, what is happening?
I mean, I'm not gonna deal any damage to him, I think. We'll see.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you can bleed. I actually don't know. I have to try
try it. It's a little bit risky going for two hits.
Have you ever been to your own club?
Nice damage, by the way.
Rod Friend skipped 10 years.
This is like...
What do you say? This is my...
Average damage in the Quillag fight.
I always have a DLC boss here.
I'm starting to think it's like fucking scripted or something.
I'm not sure you can't leave him.
You call him to, yeah, be immune, yeah, leave this drained all this blood.
You know I'm just going to yolo the fight and go for two hits every time I can.
I definitely meant to do that.
There's no way I can interrupt this, right?
Oh, I can!
Three hits!
Okay!
Cool.
Cool.
Counter hit. Huge.
Ah. Ah.
Nice.
I don't think so, buddy.
I'm very surprised I can interrupt that with this dagger.
This is a dog fight!
Come on, Arty!
I'm trying to speed up the fight as much as possible, alright?
I'm going for very risky hits, but my weapon is really fast, so...
Yeah.
It's kind of fine as long as I pay attention!
that would kill me probably if I get hit by that it's like it's a double hit I
think
One, two, wait, three, four.
I had an extra hit to it.
A bit more damage.
There's some ethical damage.
This is like unironically my average damage in the Quailag boss fight.
Every run, it's almost every run it's like this.
DLC boss into DLC boss into DLC boss into DLC boss.
I'm on like fire stage.
What's up?
Let's go then!
I gotta be ready for that one.
Oh
Come on then come on fucking sand. Yeah. Yeah, come on. Oh, I staggered him
I am getting cocky very
That movie so sick
Hit me with your best shot
Go to hell with your best shot!
Okay, N.R.
End this Lando quickly to get into best one.
Nassanja, Nassanja, Ilan.
Nassanja, Nassanja, Ilan.
Nassanja, Nassanja, Ilan.
Nassanja, Nassanja, Ilan.
Nassanja, Nassanja, Ilan.
Nassanja, Nassanja, Elana slash Kofi more.
Yeah, true.
Oh, what?
No, what?
No, you front flipped from there?
I did not expect the front flip there I was behind him I thought he was doing the
back turn thing let me see what was in the shop here I think was a better
weapon I'm gonna rush quillag again
the
mineral
the
the
the
the
Baaah!
Whoop!
Alright, who do we have on Quelaag this time?
Is it Manus?
Is it gonna be Manus?
We'll see.
So thus far, we've had Manus and we've had Artorias.
What will be the next one?
It'll be you, Francai? Ah, of course, yeah.
of course early Kellogg's
any like oh that's a dark hand but very heavy gear
Ooh, lightning spear knights.
It's not too shabby, you know.
Right, you.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Woo!
Yeah, it can't Carl. Yeah, I don't do it. You can. Yeah.
They are 3686, Fingerthix 95, and Gelthix 59, Frozen Hermit, X-31, and X-73, thank you
guys.
DOOMMAKER is gone from STS-2.
Who was Doommaker?
Was it an annoying enemy?
one of the mega annoying gimmick last boss fight oh
I died to arty, I-
Do you know there is a band called Spire of Lazarus which is entirely out on the bad
dock so-
Yes, I've heard of it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had arty at like 20%, I was
behind him and he did the front flip somersault so I misread it for his instant back turn
around attack which would also murder me and then I got one shot.
Surely, Xehanthus, surely.
Oh, what? A Titanide Demon?
Real?
Oh
That's not all dude
Also, that was not canon. That was stray demon, not asylum demon. Asylum demon as a hammer.
Stray demon as a stoff. Oh, hell yeah, TPH. Maybe I should give him a listen.
I watched the trailer for P.O.E. to update.
are giant golds
okay well we got anti-coded gloves here though
we'll also loot this stuff cause we're heavy rolling
okay
Diablo 4, better than PoE, better than PoE 2.
Damn.
Hey you!
Now we're mid-rolling. We're heavy-rolling.
Well, that's a looting run if I've ever seen it. We've seen one.
Getting this out of the way early is very nice though. This weapon sucks me a gas.
of hell
I'm still heavy running, jesus.
Load, have, and mercy.
Yeah, I gotta hydrate. It's true. It's true.
I also gotta get my coffee. I prepared a cup and then I forgot the cup.
I'm gonna grab it on this elevator
Ah, man, the genius who invented coffee.
Give him the world.
Don't stop music all night long.
Keep it up, it's your Friday.
What up, Chrissy?
Are we marching today?
I want to try the free camp mod, yeah.
I'm black coffee guy, yeah.
Come back sick.
I'm ready to move forward without morale. I'm a bit sick.
I've been for a few days.
I don't have fever or anything, but my nose is stuffed and I cough a bit, which is really annoying.
But surely it'll be fine, right?
I mean, I'm gonna run anyways.
Oh lord, so
Haven't been on a cruise ship since I graduated I think or whatever
Then you have a student Christian again
Hey you!
Hey, Codd, it's 43! Thank you!
All class went to student, seriously, and multi-guy.
That was, like, a thing to go to.
You didn't even have student, Flock!
the fuck I never even heard of not having so then look that's crazy what up
cb no I only drink pure coffee yeah
Just a dollop of ketchup in my coffee, mmm, hell yeah.
Yeah, I'll play Sonorak 2 next week, yeah.
one of my playing werewolf to interviste I get I mean we could try to chow once I guess
Sol of Mannus?
Is that a sign?
Well, I'll try and meet another holower on the 29th.
No, I'm gone the 29th.
I go to Rotterdam, brev.
Ketchup on pizza?
Salad does that.
He puts...
He puts, he dips his pizza slices in that chip.
Ooh, okay.
Surely I won't, Cavus.
Surely not. Oh.
Oh, three twinkling, we take that.
be another uh i don't think any lad is going to twitch con
i'll be lad less brev
hey yeah dirty what what is this there's no way these seeds are
I only have Guardian here every run this cannot be a mere coincidence
It's every run this is not real
Out of all the things that can get put here I shouldn't get Guardian five times in a row
Yeah, I've never met this
No one him for over ten years never met him
I'll buy it now, I'll see.
Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting.
Hey Dickie- No, runs are just as ass today so far.
Thus far I've had Manus in Quel Agarina and I've had Arturius in Quel Agarina.
Let's see what I get this run if I make it there that is
Don't pick it up that farmer will probably kill me
This weapon, uh, it's one of the worst weapons in the game, it's the Guardian Tail.
It's God awful.
Oh my God!
Yeah, this came to ESA once and it was the only ESA I didn't attend back then.
of
the
Yeah, I started raiding him when he was doing DS3 speedruns
I'm a founder in his chat. I am old friend
And...
Ah.
I love hate-rating discs in 2016.
You got me.
I would like to do some more later we'll see how runs go today thus far is not starting
well. Yeah. Hey, you.
Full tonic. You see, summer's coming.
It says the promise hot tub pool stream.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, easy, easy.
I'll do backflip in the pool.
I've never done a backflip, but I'll try it.
Yo, thank you, Jigglypuff.
What are three? Appreciate it.
Oh, what?
What the fuck? Oh my god, this game. This game. This game is fucking insane, actually.
Are you kidding me? I'm so tired of this.
I can't even go up here because she's gonna kill me and I can't do anything.
I can't even roll with these legs, because I have a title so I can't use.
I think that's how it works.
Yeah, we're both... I'm a dual streaming right now, but exactly, yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
you need a great shield well green you need a nice day dude hope you have a
good day help everyone has a good day
Okay, that's very large ember and that's cool.
Toxic positivity.
I hope, what do we do about this run?
I guess we try to remove this gear first, because it is very heavy.
not much to hang in the Christmas tree here though yeah damn
and
thank you big monkey
Maybe I should have a seat depends on how this goes right now it's going just the same
as yesterday shops with no light gear in heavy rolling DLC bosses everywhere fucking whip
the worst weapon in the game
we have a lot to loot though if i can make it to uh... the great hollow and stuff like that
That's terrifying.
I really wouldn't like it if Samorica looked like this, but it loses all its soul and character.
No, nothing like that a little far, no.
I don't know if I'm doing the R9 mode.
I watched Salam and this played a bit, seems cool, to play for like a few hours I guess.
But I'd rather do this and then hop on some Nautica or something.
I did see the p2 trailer. Yeah, that's a lot of stuff. They're adding Jesus Christ
Nah, I'm waiting somewhere.
I don't have a core before it either.
I mean you can tell who has corporate P2 if they watched the announcement yesterday.
not me yeah waiting for boys to
avoid 1.0 yeah
damn right CB
No, what I mean for him off is if they had sponsored in the title, they're also sponsored
for the league when it launches.
I didn't I didn't have any corp for the stream yesterday, so I don't have corp up for the league launch either
That's what I mean what up Ggam
Okay, I gotta look at the game here.
Oh my god, ow.
That hurt.
Ah, alright, well, made it here, that's cool.
Any lighter gear around, or is it only materials and spells?
I'm going to check real quick.
Hey, you.
This one should be here, but it only matters for your starting class anyways.
Not for now, Riot, not for now.
Sloppy, sloppity.
Okay, that's some lighter gloves at least.
Alright, you.
Zoom.
Well, there is a lot of item pickups here.
Hopefully, we will get rid of this heavy gear.
Right?
I mean, I believe.
And then we go over here, we jump over to this, hopefully not a Titanite Shard or something
but an actual, okay, well, I already had a skirt on so did not really need that.
From there I could jump there but I can also just go here, jump over here, go here, loot
Oh, skeleton dog. Yikes.
That's heavy gloves.
Go down here, drop here.
Go over here, drop here.
And then...
Ooh, it's chasing me. Oh, okay, I'll take that.
Go here, here, and here, boom.
Now we got this item.
OK, that should be definitely a lighter helmet.
Drop.
Drop.
Grab this.
That is not a lighter helmet.
Drop down here.
Oirek!
Yo, what up?
I'm here to see your Naisal Noses giveaway.
I hope you like it.
See you again in another Naisal Chat.
Yes, yeah, I remember, man.
Let's go let's go
Some gay made me hell of a lot of gaming. Oh
Okay, no
Fuck
Oh
Listen, I just want to grab this.
I'm scared he's going to do the melee attack.
Oh, no, my weapon's at risk.
who's shooting
I
Know
I can never fucking win. I can never win. Like there's always fucking something
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do this.
Oh, why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Alright then.
Hey, LR, I have keep all of your current pomadeath runs and have come to the conclusion that
you suffer from something called a scalish ULR loser.
One shoddering loot animation.
Awww, right after getting Lord Vessel.
Well, the chatter.
What the fuck?
Yeah, what I should have done is after Lord of the Slusher just ditched, but I figured
But now that I'm here, I might as well get the bonfire down there and finish looting
the place because you probably have to anyways.
I could have done it when I had better gear and not heavy rolling.
Not that heavy rolling had anything to do with my death, but still.
Yeah it's all strange with the Heaven trailer.
What a banger.
What a banger dude.
PB run.
never beat my PB. Every run will end before I even get to Coilag, and if I buy some miracle
get to Coilag, you know it's gonna be man-as-there. It's not even a surprise. It's gonna be man-as-there
or it's gonna be Artorias, and I'm gonna have a 15 minute fight like I always fucking do
in that arena. Every run, I have a 15 minute fight in that Coilag arena. Every fucking run!
Oh, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
I'll beat him.
I'll beat him.
Key items hasn't updated yet, it takes a while for it to update sometimes, especially when
you start a new run and you've had some key items.
Regrettably.
If I get madness again in the Quillag arena this run, I'm flushing the Rando, it's fucking
over.
So rigged if that's the case because I shouldn't have him that often. It doesn't make sense
Out of all the bosses I
Shouldn't have him the fucking 80% of the time there
Yeah
Yeah, now it's updated
Oh, yeah, AI Limit Rogue like DLC, I'm kind of curious about.
Is it actually good?
of
the last boss is pure bullsh**
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
come again well mine is my loot
let me be the random would scale it now it's without scaling
oh yeah my soul is that the year dude Chinese is 41 again profit showed in
I like Ben's Opal. Thank you guys.
Damn all the weapons are here.
No scaling is way easier.
Calvary thanks to the fraud.
Thank you.
Oh really, Drake?
not unfortunate
hey you dude how many weapons load have mercy
Lepa keeps saying scaling is hard, I don't know, watch him earlier.
Of course he's saying that.
Have you seen the run he has?
He's like 13 bosses in, he has a Lord Vessel and 3 out of 4 Lord Souls.
Of course he says it's easier when he has the most God seed I've ever seen.
is done with a rando and done half the bosses the easiest shit I've ever seen
I should send him these seeds I've had the last two fucking days and we'll see
how easy he thinks it is
haha
Fuckin hell 애L MAN i just get a heavy gear heavy gear.
minus, arthurius
Okay, let's go.
You just got a giant blacksmith hammer with infinite twinklings, 100 souls each.
Hey you.
How the loot tables are randomized?
Can boss drops be on random items?
Boss drops?
No.
Not on random items.
No.
Come back soon.
You know what the cool part is, we're one and a half hour into the stream, I still haven't
been past two bosses, it's uh...
And why is that? Oh, yeah, because I get mana as an Ardorias in Quillite. That's why.
So I have to fight them for 15 minutes to even progress.
Oh, but this then is so much easier than the scaling one. My name is Leppa. I get every single key
item from every loot I've killed 13 bosses I have the best weapon I have
instant lord vessel ah fuck I'm so tilted I'm so fucking tilted I I tuned
into his run earlier today and I was like three out of four lord souls lord
vessel 13 bosses killed who gets that no one I've never seen anyone who does
Just as Randall have that, ever.
It's so fucking rigged, it's crazy.
Oh.
Man, it's not even halfway through the game and he's got all the key items with Lord Vessel.
That shouldn't even happen.
Did he have them all in fucking Firelink?
Oh yeah, Lord Vessel wasn't enough.
No, no, gotta get all the Lord's souls and all the keys too.
Oh god I'm so fucking tilted
I can't wait for the left by hit dude it's gonna fucking happen alright.
It's gonna happen
No, I he's gonna beat it I hope he beats it I think you will
That's the point, man.
Is there a point to anything?
Oh, righty that.
Finland is greater than Sweden confirmed.
Yeah, you enjoy your cheese and your coffee.
My fuckers.
Oh, righty that.
Hello, Mr. Stryma.
Did you hear about the RE9 update?
Yes.
I did. Thank you, Penguin. I did.
I'm starting to think the TV isn't tilted. I think it's a lot
Get wrecked smaller me why why do these other people never have a valid man keep you more
They never have it like these insanely long DLC fights
in the required fights early on you'll never see salad or leppa have
fucking manus or calamity in quail eggs arena you'll never see it they have like
Oh, a silent demon.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Fuck it.
Solid eyes before reaching my lagerina.
Maybe.
Oh, oh yeah, but when I find a lord soul,
I have to pay 50 fucking thousand souls for it!
Yeah, cool.
To be honest, it's better than just getting stuck searching for it.
Not like I'm gonna buy it now.
I think it's time for some relaxing Garflex.
complaining he has to pay for things instead of getting things handed to him in
life. I should find it in the world. No, to be fair, getting it in the shop is kind
of nice. Now you know where you have one at least. It's still 50k souls, but that
won't really matter, like later on.
I'm not looting that. I'm gonna die if I do.
All right, I had to get it out of my system let us gonna beat it I believe
salad's gonna beat it I believe it's gonna happen everyone's gonna beat it
together yeah except me because I get DLC bosses early on old nope you know what
even if I do I'm gonna kill them and I'll prevail eventually
Hmm, I'm mid-rolling.
Was there a good weapon up there?
Let me go back to London real quick.
Might have been a decent one.
Ah, DiNero.
Cheese and coffee, Kaphost, is a northern Swedish invention and I tried it.
made horrors beyond my comprehension.
Oh, the dog didn't like that.
Pept, snap, back to the silo, Othego's numb, Othego's allow, he choked, he's so mad, and
he's gone give up that easy, yet he'll just take it.
You better allow loser to the dark souls, the moment, can't do it, just let it go, go,
You only have 84 shots, you've missed and blow, the opportunity penis to destruct hide,
stop the total ill-broke act.
People are complaining that Hela always wears the same t-shirts, but little do they know
that Hela is so washed that the t-shirts clean themselves after every run.
Yoshi!
He's going apeshit.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Don't stop music all night long.
Where do we go? For us? No, I should go on the right.
Huh?
Well, if I hear it...
Yeah.
How many reinforce clubs?
Not the greatest.
Not the greatest.
Not the greatest.
As an attacker I'm reaching from there.
The chain prisoner is what
fucks you up there.
He chases you all the way to the bonfire and he can also kill Andre.
I do culture and I do the
Oh yeah.
Yo, Jens!
Oh, thanks, 68. Thank you, Lerodroopy.
Oh yeah, I got linked to...
Oh, do I have my dashboard open?
I don't.
Hold on.
Stream elements.
There we go. I actually want to try this kaphos thing
This is what you said
She's a coffee kaphos is a northern Swedish invention and I tried it man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Hmm
Okay, Finnish way is on the plate and Swedish way is in the coffee cup. Okay
Fat from the cheese bubbles to the top I
Want to try it I
Want to try it
Could be banging
Oh, I didn't put that there physical was it you it's probably you right
Okay.
Ow.
Dender?
Oh, yeah, maybe.
I haven't tried it yet.
If I see some at the store, I'll buy it and try it on strum.
Columbia has also put cheese in their coffee s- oh okay, that's cool, that's cool.
We're gonna have to run through the door real soon chat. Oh shit yikes
no physical still coughing and stuff knows hopefully they'll be gone soon
Did you know that during the two towers, Vigo Mortensen broke his tongue?
Apparently, it's because you didn't know that I9 got a new DLC called Leon Must Die Forever.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
Now I know.
And full
Not as much as not makes 34
Grave Lord sword I
Haven't seen that since I returned to the random that's cool. That's the first time I see it since returning
I'm trying to say
Well, let's see what he's got here a very cheap home or bones that is super sick
Let's get like 25 of them
Firekeeper soul or cheap humanity
Not cheap that's good
Okay
Very nice, okay, maybe cooking
Raveler sword is that demon time?
It might be twinkling I don't remember what it upgrades with
I'll go
We are mid-rolling, right? I think so.
Okay, uh, that was very nice.
Yeah, it's Demon Tide of Night, yeah.
Okay, Gravelord Sword plus one is pretty tight.
We're gonna go fix the estus and then I'll
I'll try to go towards Quelaag again.
We built a cyclop and surrounded by reefers.
What do you do?
Activate the shield and get the fuck out of there.
That's what you do.
What we need now is health.
If we could just get some health now.
Oh.
Because I only have 16 vitality, which is not a lot.
Yeah, I got damage in mid-roll, which is really nice.
Come again.
Is a new R9 mode good? It seems pretty fun.
Had eye surgery yesterday, I can't really watch this game play about. Listen to it. Have a good run.
Thank you so searching. Hope you recover fast from the eye surgery, dude.
J plus one.
Yeah, I watched the trailer for the update of PWE2, yeah
Did you know that you can actually buy condoms where you put the balls inside?
The latex full pelvic condom, usually referred to as a cock and ball sheath, is made by a
company called Skrogad.
Feels strong man.
Well, now we know.
Thank you for that info, physical.
This weapon's so sick, I really like it.
Sick running attack, fun R2, good R1s.
Hey, you!
Awesome, it's like 74, thank you, thank you.
Pray I have a decent fighter now, please.
How much damage is this?
It's 291 physical damage on plus one, it's so good.
Oh, fuck me, not this guy.
We'll play it safe and drop here instead.
If you like the weapon you should go to the place where you normally get it and thank them.
you are
I don't believe it, I don't believe it, no Lepa, Lepa hit.
I don't believe it.
Priscilla?
I know you're there. I literally have target lock on you you cheater.
What?
As sneaky as you are!
Watch me accidentally cut her tail and then lose his weapon.
I'm going to make sure I do not cut her tail.
Oh, what?
Oh, dude.
Oh, come on.
Uhhh... I mean, I'll have a plus five Warpig, I guess.
Warpig is not bad.
Especially since I can plus five it.
So it's not the end of the world, but I would have preferred to keep the Gravelord sword.
Yeah, it's a cool weapon. It is.
one can see who's here. If it's someone bad, it's Seeth. For some reason I see Salad die
to see it all the time. Wait, now that I said that I'm gonna die to see it... somehow.
Did I make Seath fall down here once? I feel like I did.
You need to rename your build when you get a shit weapon and that makes it powerful.
Like you're now the onion-headed dark war picker.
True.
This weapon isn't shit though, it's actually good.
Oh fuck, I forgot about his crystal.
Uh, right.
that is yeah I can't be arsed you know what I'm just gonna see if I can make him fall
all I guess. Wait, what? Oh. Okay, sure. I did not expect that to work.
We take that we fucking take that
Holy shit, I'm at three bosses amazing
It's the mid rolling with that
I'm not washing lip a clip not watching it. Nope. Nope. Nope. Not washing it. Nope.
Nope. Nope. It's gonna tilt me. I'm tilt free right now.
I think I might try to go for Sif and see who that is.
pretty decent damage the r2 deals so much damage with this 151
I mean if you can hit him that is
Oh
Great fucking hell foul bad
Yeah, we're sitting at 28 now.
That's quite a bit of it. So let's let's pump other stats from now on
strengthen decks
The shields cool-looking yeah, it's very detailed
Rafa yo, what up? Thanks 61 major acts 73 hard-enders. It's 13 Krogos 70 deathman 21 mr. Newton eight scrolls
Thanks, that's your awesome. I think 74
don't you know pump it up yeah yeah
really me damn that R2 is tight it's
legit double damage
why are you running? Die. If I kill him I'm gonna get toxic, I can't be arsed.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Wiffable weapons
That's a don't fuck with that guy that's a pain in world hollow
Is that chain prisoner
I'm out of here.
The weapon has a whiff animation and does those 50% damage when it hits.
Ohhhh.
I know you don't get poisoned by backstabbing.
The problem is he got shoved into the wall and I couldn't get to his back so I'm not
going to bother.
He's going to drop up the material that I don't need right now anyways.
I feel the same as yesterday I got to get rid of this like enough stowsing stuff
stuffed nosiness and the coughing.
I see how awful.
It's been more than ten years since I've been watching you. Why haven't you aged?
See chat? See that? See that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you. Ule Lukoja.
Oh fuck yes I was going to do.
Oh, four Kings.
Ah, yikes.
Yeah, no, that's not gonna do it. You need to hide DPS for this.
huh
hey you
we'll check our goles if we can make it there
mad and wi-fi thanks 89 and big daddy p thanks for 33 are we going far today only time will tell
only time will tell
What the fuck?
Oh, what?
Oh, that's death.
Okay, at least he can fit through.
His lightning can like, quadra hit you in these situations.
It's insane.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Just heal up, play safe.
Why are you fucking kidding me?
these drakes dude, god damn
I probably coulda yielded that
definitely I could have.
That's a bone wheel I'm hearing, okay.
Oh, that bone wheel is terrifying.
I'm dead.
There's nothing I can do.
completely over except rodent and he'll don't stay here though
Dead right?
Yo, Lysmo, it's a 91, it's all good up here, well?
Yo, you two jugs, don't think you- I've used a lot of healing, but I'm almost at the boss.
Oh, that's a pain in the world, holo.
of
the
of
the
upgrade the web it is upgraded
it is
This is just my average damage every fucking run in this game.
It's okay, it's alright.
You know the damage is cool, the damage is cool.
I've had worse, I've had worse.
Who will it be?
giant orange team if you believe it Naruto it's centipede oh it's quite
like nevermind okay this is fine
Fucking hell you've done a lot of lava!
Oh, it's too early.
I'm going to loot the Gargoyle church now because I've killed most enemies.
Sound of things the raid yo, how was the r9 mode? I was lurking quite a bit as you were playing it
Did you finish it? It's like five difficulties, right? My dream weapon? I
mean Black Knight Swords. I love that one.
Geekestuckin' Hard difficulty? Ah, I see.
Oh, yeah.
Spicy rage quit on last stage too, apparently.
Jesus.
Yeah, Black Knight Sword is completely godlike.
It's so good.
another one fucking hell this is death oh no
you know what let's loot this later this is not worth it I will die to this
it's too risky yeah I could try looting since I guess let's do let's do this
it's not just a great sort it's best to work true true
I'm gonna climb
There's no way.
Okay.
Rap Church.
of
all it's octopus
Vagrant!
Twinkling is good.
What's it after breakfast today? I have these like oat puffs with some like dried berries
Pretty much over that
Sometimes I use a sandwich grill and I'll have a grilled sandwich with it
There is an item over here we could check.
I'm sorry, I was asked to do it, for a lot of money, and for my pleasure too.
What is this?
Run ID, one, most part of the run, time of the run, 14, being gang banged by Pumbas.
Is this all my deaths?
Well I mean obviously there's more.
Number of bosses killed in the run.
Are you...
He killed a boss but not the random mob.
Are you like documenting all my deaths?
Is that what you're doing?
Fuckin' A!
SpreadsheetGenius!
Yeah, yeah, it's same ass who made my damn...
Who counted how much time I spent in the menu in Expedition 33.
Thank you Shinkai.
Damn, look at that, I got 20 estus.
which won't matter in this arena if I get madness anyways I guess.
Maze is alright, but it's unupgraded. I'm gonna see what boss is up there first. I might need to go back and upgrade it.
Unless we find something here.
Alright.
I was thinking of DuPogChampureDeaths2, but Excel has an upper limit of only one million rows.
Okay.
Hey, thanks for thinking about it, Penguin.
of penguin. Okay there's 500 black...
Oh yeah, not good stuff here.
Fuck, we're gonna have to backtrack down from sense.
I don't have a Kageki, right?
No.
through Ashley. Preach. Alrighty then. Well, no problem sir. If I can make you smile for
even just a second with my silly way of thinking, it's a pleasure beating heart emoji.
Awwwwww!
Yeah...
Hey, Nick, thanks for the one yeeere!
Thank you!
Thank you, Shinkai!
well we do have it they're not even cheap they're expensive as fuck oh why
nothing at all
There's one item down here.
Shit.
Uh, okay.
We have a reinforced club at Andres, I think.
We can buy that, plus five it, and do the boss here.
I just got to get down the live without a weapon to fight with.
Well I can fight with this.
Sniperino!
I don't remember, if you drop here, where do you arrive?
I haven't done it in a while.
It definitely doesn't kill you, right?
Right.
Yeah, it puts you here, right.
Okay, yeah, that's actually smooth.
That's super smooth, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I can check this item.
Oh, Polar, thanks for the 5 gifted!
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, that's 20k right there, bye bye.
Thank you Polar, thank you man.
Wait, Taurus Demon was here before.
Oh, he's down there now, okay.
Okay, nice, that worked out.
is pretty good too. I think I'll take that. Like this upgraded? Yeah. Let's go for it.
Fuck it. The moveset is just very nice. Alright, now we can bow in the back. Yeah, it's a good
Good move set, good move set.
So then he has likes 25, thank you.
Okay, we can do this.
You
I'm relics to 87. Thank you.
Wrong suite of progenitor. Thanks.
Do you know about Harri 9 updates?
Yes.
post says you don't kick me it was for
directive 80 20 cafe comes out on
Tuesday movie no I would show it's all
we got Tara's demon here as long as I
don't get fucking new slash kicky
more
first time I see Tara's demon here
of
What up, Theo?
.
Not happy, just a little cold, but it's almost over.
Let's go, John. Banger.
Okay, don't get snipsnipped by this guy.
I
Don't remember all running shoes I have I only have one pair running shoes
I could check when I get the dog out and stuff
Oh, yeah, that's interesting, dude, hopefully we can get some answers.
Have I seen the leak for the new Fromself game?
Do you mean leak or rumor?
two very different things, brother man.
I don't know what it is if it's a leak, I like, yeah, some would like Siruli and something,
I heard it was a rumor then I hear is a leak I don't really know
It's a 4chan rumor
Okay, you.
Blam!
Thank you poise. If that had been DS3, I would have fucking died.
Have I seen the Sony Earning Report yet?
According to Sony Bungie, makers of Destiny Marathon have gone down in value by about
760 million bucks.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Wait, can't you just run to the side of this guy? I feel like you can.
Now here's the problem. I don't know if I'll die here. Maybe I will.
Yeah, on the right I think you might be able to.
I did it a few days ago, okay.
Well, let's try it.
probably gonna do this spit
there we go
oh fuck that hurts
ow while you're dying
I have it I come back for those items later Darren right now number one priority is getting to the giant blacksmith
Salad! Salad, are you here? Salad?
Have you seen Lepa's seed?
Mine has the most God seed I have ever seen.
It is like the biggest God seed I have ever seen ever.
It is crazy.
Oh wait, is that a butterfly?
Oh, it's in the corner.
No. No one I have ever watched doing this random has had as good of a seat as Lepa does.
You- you- you- you- you- you don't find fucking all Ki-
Okay, wait, hold up, we gotta stop.
We gotta stop?
I'm gonna fucking one guy myself,
and then I'm gonna die.
Alright?
I wonder if I'll get sniped by a butterfly if I run for this.
Am I hitting the butterfly?
I think I'm hitting the horn.
Maybe not anymore.
It looks like I'm hitting the horn there.
What's your health bar at?
I lock target I can't see it I'm gonna assume I'm hitting you then when the
nasty Raven
Okay, I think I'm hitting him I was gonna keep going
Oh nice cool
Yeah, I've used right of killing that's why I have so many estus
I just go, try moving, try going, try going.
Oh, this had a ghost?
Ow.
Ghost!
a bit scared there because I don't want to hit the wall and
I'm falling to myself out. I don't think I can, though.
All good, dude.
Nope, not watching. Nope.
Actually, I'm gonna fucking watch. I'm gonna watch it.
I'm gonna watch it. Let's see what key items he has.
I mean, I already know. He's probably found like five other key items by this point.
Fucking hell.
Lepha living rent free in small oatmeal man
Yo yo that's not cool it's 17
Okay, that's shut up shut up
What what what key item doesn't he have what?
He has all Lord souls. Oh, he doesn't have the doll on his tracker. I think does he have the doll
He doesn't have key to the seal or the crest key, okay, he's missing a few he's missing a few oh
But you know what my chat would have said if this was my run
Let by living rent free in
Let by living
That's right, okay, okay, I am all crashed out. I'm good. I'm all right
I'm all crashed out we're good. We're good. We're good. Let's go
Yeah, he is.
We need to check led bus settings for the rando.
We need to check it.
Something's off.
No, we don't need to check it.
It's legit.
It's legit.
Nah, something's fucking off.
something's off. Sally we're gonna check in PC, this is not normally.
Not gonna loot this yet. I have a plus five halberd, I could try to kill
Anor Londo here loot everything and then go to the blacksmith
Now the best part is if if if leppa beats it with this run he has going
Not only does he beat me at this and salad he also beats hob and dino dino is also grinding this
fucking one-handed no hit Godrunner
He's gonna mug everyone.
Also, Regal?
Regal is fucking insane, speedrunner of the S1.
Mogged.
Oh finally not heavy rolling I'm tired because I was up late watching hentai
eh yeah it's pretty chat to be honest I wholeheartedly hope he beats it like no
means I do all right I do it's it's
actually true chat it's actually true
yeah dino lost around that 24 boss as he
did very unfortunate does anyone have a
clip of how he lost it actually didn't
see it
I think I got cornered by a few mobs, same like my PB then, no fun death.
I'm going to take this as hell.
React?
What the fuck do you mean react?
I'm in the middle of Enor Londo surrounded by enemies and you want me to tab out and
watch the clip.
What are these paid lip of yours trying to sabotage my run?
I will react to the clip later when I'm in a safe area, okay?
Let me just kill all the rooms here first.
That's what we are working on right now.
Um, yeah, we gotta move up again.
Just gotta make sure, yeah, you're alive, which is kinda scary.
Okay.
Nothing in here.
We move this way.
go back up. Should be like three enemies left. One in that room to the left after the stairway,
two in the room to the right. And then I can loot this area. Yeah, the DLC mages are like
scariest enemy except for Red Vagrants.
What's that? And then we have two enemies here. What do we have?
Uh, Silver Knight Archer.
Oh, Mini Baby Skeleton. Okay.
Okay, let's loot this part of Enrolona now.
Ooh, gold pine.
Hey, you.
Soul of Manus.
Alright, alright, alright.
I haven't killed a boss, no, I haven't.
Actually, yeah, what I should do is kill the... well...
I should check Giant Blacksmiths, see what he asks.
Because I need to make sure he might have a backup weapon in case I lose something that's shit.
Oh, I risked it.
I mean, that's fine, though.
I've already opened up all the shortcuts.
It's fine.
I don't need to kill everything again.
All I need to loot is the basement.
There's only one enemy, and then I need to loot the room through the right upstairs,
which is by the Tars demon.
MVP makes the 80 and throw the 86.
Monchishi makes the 19.
I'll try cheese in my coffee. I haven't found it yet. Well, I forgot to look for it in the store
This one I should feed to friend whenever I find the
Oh, is that time of night shards
Oh, the only good weapon I have in shops is reinforced club.
It's it.
Rage merchants? No, I haven't been to him yet.
I already have.
Oh, Sanctuary Guardian. Fuck.
Okay, can you like do a melee attack?
Heeey! Love that full health! Heeey!
They probably go for a two hit there.
That's fine.
three hits the stagger
I'm not going to cut the tail.
Jesus Christ.
Nido?
Oh fuck, okay.
Uh, he's gonna have the skeletons.
Nido is scary.
Uh...
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Okay, uh, he's gonna have the skeletons.
Nido is scary.
Uh...
Uh...
That low-in-skeleton to the right.
Nido, can you decide what to do?
Okay, as long as I stay close to the fog game, which should be good.
Gotta pull him all the way over here.
come on brother I'm not walking up there
off. But this stamina regen is super nice though. Green Blossom, my beloved.
I'm going to be back.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Boys!
Green Blossom is so good, yeah.
I don't have Grass-Pershield, no.
Uh, it's only Green Blossom.
It's just that good.
It's very strong.
And then I get a short turn.
Fuck.
Oh
What
Why did I just get a firekeeper so
Nice lord vessel going to where?
I don't actually know why I got a firekeeper's soul there.
Something must have died as I ass-
No!
Oh my- no, not fucking this broken ass enemy.
Not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again,
not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again.
Just fucking enemy dude.
They really break all the rules man, they do.
I'm looking for an item I can kill Gwyneware, I don't recall of Giant Blacksmith.
Every time I get to giant blacksmith I should check that if I don't have one.
Hey you!
Crazy 66, it's time to go throw.
We'll see I guess.
It's looking pretty ass right now in terms of you have nothing to kill her with.
Well, we gotta get to lootin'.
But we can reinforce this.
At least it's a plus five.
Starmasso!
Oh, okay.
Hey, you!
Thanks, all of them.
Huh?
No fucking reacting, I'm not throwing away this run for some reacts.
Aphelir makes a 19, crazy 66, thank you.
anything worthwhile here maybe no all right dino PB oh is that it okay we got
to react. I think there's one more loot on the chest upstairs that I got to get here.
Yeah. Yeah. 24. Yep. There you go. Yeah, I should have killed them slowly. I wanted
to go to the site for a moment just for that one arrow. You know?
man losing your 10 plus hour run at the end and then you see this shit you are
so dumb oh my god this guy would have been sent to the fucking shadow realm
hey you
Yeah, yeah, imagine him posting that in this chat holy or salads oh my god
and
you are so dumb. Pre-chiked.
Oh, look at my west side.
my
My weapon Sukur.
Oh my god you little sneaky bastard.
new gamma update out? Tight.
What did I just take damage from? Oh yeah, they do something when they die.
They craft from stashes and axes vendors from distance by calling them.
Wait, no, no, no. Oh, it's a Skelly.
I thought whatever I don't know what I thought wait no no no what am I taking
damage from there's nothing else here I shouldn't be taking damage from anything
Yeah, I'm scared there's an invisible ghost here.
Well, we've looted this part.
Well, no, we haven't.
Not fully.
It's another...
There's actually two more items.
Ah, fuck.
And a life plus.
Ghosts are invisible sometimes, yeah.
Like, you straight up can't see them.
And then you die to nothing.
Yeah, but I got bleed build up, Suicide Fraud, that's why I was scared.
An autonomous gives up to and J4A9 takes 21. Thank you guys
Yeah, we're gonna do our for Randa in the future for sure
Let my left you message I know I'm not watching it
I'm not watching it. I'm not doing it these paid lepa actors are trying to make me react mid my run so I die
It ain't gonna work. Oh, there's three items. There's one there. Oh wait, yeah. There's one
there and then there's one on the other side. A little bit scary to grab that before dark
Anor Londo, so fuck it let's head back
I will not react unless it's a lip a hit, okay, and I won't let but to succeed, okay
I don't sell it says
Am I attached? Brother, I'm six bosses in. Attached? My PB is 22.
The answer is no. Sorry. The answer is no, I'm not.
Yeah, I don't have any key items either, but there's a lot I haven't looted.
I did, however, loot since Fortress. Not all of it, though.
There's still some there. I think I've looted Firelink.
Uhh...
Yeah.
Ugh.
Oh, I'm heavy rolling, god damn it.
Leppa said he will stop if you don't play Garfield card in the next 30 minutes.
Well, that's fucking free then.
I'm not playing Garfield card in the next 30 minutes.
Man, I-I-I-I hope I can find something to kill Gwynawer with.
I have nothing.
Then I have this guy and this guy is terrifying.
That guy is super terrifying.
Are you stuck?
I'm gonna get quadruple hit by this guy that moment he attacks and then I'm gonna insta-die
I'm fat rolling this is terrifying
Yeah, this is a very high-scaled guy or high level
Look at this this guy will fuck me up if he attacks
I
I'm not I'm not doing it I'm not fucking doing it
Die bozo.
You died right?
Yeah he did.
Cool.
enemies they have like this this side swive from the right and it can it can
double-hit you I think you might even be able to triple-hit you because it goes
like spooosh and then you you like kind of they kind of push you with them and
then it's like boom boom boom boom and then you're fucking dead and that guy
is is leveled out the wazoo so at this point I would I would just die of hunger
Stop!
not opening your shit
Oh
Sorry, Vegemite, sorry
I do have a Fire Keeper Soul, I do, it's true.
Yeah, these red crabs, scariest enemy in the Rando.
I swear.
Or Bone Wheels.
There's a lot of scary enemies in the rainbow.
That's the attack. It will just one-shot me if majority hits me.
Guys, can you chill? Chill? Chill? Chill? Chill?
Oh, yeah, chain prisoner. Yeah, scariest enemy in the Rendo.
It's easy yet. It's all good. All good. Hope you're well.
How
Fucking hell
fuck fucking hell fuck
OOHOH!
OOOOUUH!
Score!
Lord Vessel Maxing? I'm Vessel Maxing?
What do you mean holy IGNC?
I'm two hours into my run!
I got no fucking weapon either. It's so over.
See, this is- this is why the render is so exciting, though. You never know when you're gonna find it.
And now I have a surge of life, coursing through my veins.
Lulule lulule lulule lulule lulule
I do have short till, it's alright I guess.
Do you see the paranormal activity game by the mortuary assistant Dev got cancelled?
Because Paramount wouldn't allow a delay.
Aw.
Damn.
What's with that?
Well, the distance am I aiming for on the Wings for Life thing?
Well, right now.
I don't know.
My nose is stuffed.
I'm still coughing.
It probably won't be gone for Sunday.
I was aiming for like an 18k, but it's not gonna happen now.
Maybe like 13, 14, I guess.
Might just get a fucking cough attack and just can't run at all. Gotta stop.
Anyways, let's go firelink.
Len on the land, Len on the land.
Hey, you.
Uh, hosting is gone on Twitch, sugary pork.
It's not a thing anymore, unfortunately.
Sammy, thanks for the three!
Yeah, we'll see.
Present, thanks to tier 3137. Heard anything from thems recently?
Yeah! I played Niren with them not super long ago.
This...
Let's speed this up before I forget everything.
Wait, is my reigns getting its one year anniversary now?
40k.
Oh, yeah, we're going to do this.
I
Down zero like 45
Oh, he's fine or is it too? It seems like at least well, there's the break-end armor. Let's buy that
Oh, it's again.
There should be a store over there.
I should- I should buy?
There he is.
I have learned from my mistake.
I'm not going to run and jump that when there's a big enemy above.
He's going to fall down and bonk me down and I'm going to die.
So, let's not do that.
That kick is so funny.
The Lord has not worked on my mix?
I think so.
I haven't tried, but I don't see why not.
Terrified of this octopus to be fair.
Like I'm scared he's gonna jump down the moment I jump over there.
I'm just going to get Goomba stomped and dead.
Oh yeah, let me activate Lord Vessel PNG. There we go.
Yes, that'll happen to me yesterday. I got goomba stomped mid a jump by a dinosaur ass
I'm terrified he's gonna do it, but I'm pretty sure he's stuck you see
Right
terrifying okay guardian soul proud no it's artoria soul infinite large time
It's bruv
Guardian tail up my ass. Okay, Tyranite catch pole is really based
Oh, yeah, I need a firebomb for a darkened Alondo, you're right that's true
Chlorin the ring real. Thank you
Thank you
I'm gonna buy that chlorine theory to be honest
I gotta go ball for him two hours to food break. Yeah, and we're gonna react a little bit to
uh mental berries masterpiece. Let me just go buffering.
lost in my eyes
should you do cardio today or lift? well if you're doing wings for life you should probably
Maybe. Maybe children after you.
Maybe.
Brad thinks it's a 27.
Whenever. Wherever.
We're meant to be together.
Yes, Hallie should.
I would too, but man, I need to get rid of this shit.
the tonic
There's wings for life reward distance ran does imaginations or anything people can do that someone's done that on me
They don't in certain amounts
Like per kilometer
So people can do that I
I don't think they can do it per team though or maybe they can't I don't know
Yeah, I have Lord Vessel I do now we're gonna go loot. Let me just see there's one item there. There's one there
So let's start with those
Is there a reason I'm not easily killing her when first getting here yeah, I didn't have anything to kill her with
Whenever wherever
Why is that stuck in my head?
Ah, because I watched Zootopia and Shakira does like a theme song or whatever.
A zoo? Ooh, ooh!
Zootopia 1 was a fucking banger dude. That was such a fun movie.
Why is there mushrooms?
In my dark anor Londo I
Thought Zootopia one was better than two but Zootopia two was really good though
Shakira actually just performed for over 2 million people for free here in Brazil last
weekend.
Damn.
You know I've been outside her house?
Yeah, I know, really cool.
What?
Yeah, man, in Florida.
It was like this, this like tourist thing.
They're like, oh, this is where Shaky relins.
I'm like, cool.
Yeah, we're tied like that.
Yeah, she probably has like 50 different houses, so.
Yeah, I was one of them.
She had a little lighthouse on her porch.
It's kind of cool.
Why is there enemies here?
It's dark in Orlando.
You're not supposed to be alive.
I know, they're twinkling.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Yeah, we saw Stranger than Heaven trailer.
Uh, let's see here. Yeah, we should go there, and it might be safer to do that from this bonfire.
Gwendolyn's not dead. I'm not a huge believer in the weapon I have.
Ah, it's Gravelorded.
That's why.
Yikes.
Can I see the Hambaga show horror game?
No.
I have not.
I mean we could check who the boss is here.
Now until believe it, it's a beautiful.
Oh my god.
Anonimus gives up too. You know I'm not even gonna say that.
I'm not going to say anything about this.
Okay, this should be very doable, right, Shirley?
Heh heh.
I don't know about you, but I can love screen shakes.
You sing this in the shower sometimes?
Fair, fair.
I'm a Titan Castle.
Hmm.
Hey, you crunch into something new.
tasty and oh my fucking god the best weapon in the game I'm not looting
anything else I'm gonna go on both two bosses remember there's a chest left
here
I'm heavy rolling though. We need to fix that. Uh, Balderham. Of course, two legs. Uh, yeah.
No wonder I'm heavy rolling. Okay. Okay.
And we're mid-rolling, okay
Hey black guy halberd plus two is no joke. Yeah, hi
yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, I heal with them.
I don't, I could pop all my humanity right now if I wanted to.
Let's level up.
I almost forgot to do that.
Okay, not bad.
We should check Butterfly Arena.
We should.
No, because you need a good weapon for that.
You know what, let's get some fucking defense.
Shall we?
How it is also, yeah, both of those are nice to do with a big deeps weapon, which we definitely
have right now.
And on top of that, we have chlorine peering.
I'm gonna go on a boss spree, I think.
Can't go to Capra, I need a key for it.
Unless you do the cheating skip, which is not allowed in my run.
Hey, you!
I'm excited for his three, yeah.
Diniarum.
Crazy that this run already feels so hyped,
but we're only at seven bosses and have no items other than the Lord Vessel.
We also have a Lord Soul in a shop for 50k, so, yeah.
We're not completely empty.
I could probably go for four kings with this.
Hey goods.
Yeah the moveset is amazing, it's so good.
Wait, this is fucking gravenorded.
No it's not, nevermind.
I haven't even played hotline Miami 2.
Oh my god.
Fuck that.
death
cap redeeming all this is free
as i would get like two shots
Oh shit, he's got dogs, right?
Almost two shot.
Okay, with this damage, we should probably try to kill four kings.
Now is like as good of a time as any to do it. I mean it's a plus to Black Nailbird.
It's one of the highest DPS I'll ever have in this.
Along with my Kazan playthrough, I don't remember.
Forgwins? No, it's just Forkings.
It's literally just Forkings.
I wish I had the DLC, dollman.
Also, another boss we should do is, uh, Stray Demon.
Really scared of that being Gwyn though, but I think I could sneak down and check through
the bars who it is.
Slads, BB and Shambles.
Hey, last round I got the 10 bosses that got going.
Yeah, giant black spot has a good shield was a crystal shield or whatever. Will you drop hi tonight?
Twinkling
What I've clouded
It was the black and blue shield or red and blue
Hey, Hogs.
Oh, yeah, it's Friday.
True.
Happy weekend.
Wings for life weekend.
Oh, yeah, be enchanted.
Yeah, yeah, right, right, yeah.
shield is fine you got to set up the app yeah yeah it's pretty easy to do it was very easy
Night's shield, yeah. Yeah, that thing would stand, Gwyn... Gwyn... Gwynndd.
Where's your one, Jesus?
In the arrow.
Your red-brown privilege is tilted, much like it will be when you throw this run.
It's not!
drink 20 beers, no. I don't think I will.
enemies are randomized, yeah. enemies and items, chops, yep. G items.
All right four Kings is one of the worst fights in the run because if you don't have enough DPS you're just cooked
Don't range attack me. What the fuck he's beaming what?
What the fuck
Oh, okay.
Well, that was interesting. I've never seen that.
The first one sometimes just bugs out. Oh, but it's only the first one.
I
Seems like it's only the first one here
Oh, can you parry four kings?
No.
Oh, you can't match.
right
suffer. Okay good. Wow this is some cool. Uh yeah obviously we're not looting shit
right now. We're killing some balsas with this. Get some end up. Yeah, we should go
straight even. I'm a little bit scared of who it could be though, but fuck it. No, we're
string right now we are. Yeah you can check who it is yeah because if it's
Gwyn I need to get a shield. Talidus also will be nice to kill.
Hey, you!
Spice Bubble, legs 52, thank you.
Is Gwyn hard without a shield? He's the hardest fight in the game without a shield, yeah.
You can't first-time chatter yourself, that's not how it works.
That is just not how it works.
Cat!
Run!
of
and
you look away for a second thought we were back in the asylum
Oh my god, look at this shit!
That's a miracle, that's alright, I am still sniffly and cofee.
Oi, who's in here?
Oh, giant smoke, okay.
it's orange scene and smoke I thought it was giant smoke it's okay though
I'm going to stop pushing him
and
Fucking pillars are so annoying in this room when you have a fight where you got to move around a lot
can I get any opportunity to attack man fuck I'm just gonna kill slow at this
point well that's good but what is yeah yeah I can't attack there I'm cooked if I do stop
Alright, well, he's dead.
Don't give me any weapon.
Yeah, maybe don't get in here.
Yeah, we're not really looting too much right now, yikes.
Where do we go now?
Uh, yeah, no, we go Daughter of Chaos, yeah.
That is what we'll do.
That is what we will do.
Listen, you know when S, in a kinda small arena, you gotta be careful, otherwise you
just get combo to death.
Boom, boom, boom.
I can't get to Cap Ray up.
Would Souls Game Boss leave me the longest to beat the first time?
I do not remember.
I want to say working of costs, but I legit have no idea.
Firekeeper is dead
Well, I mean cause a redawn maybe I guess probably the longest one
Pre-patched concert was dumb as hell because you couldn't see what it was doing.
The fucking hair was in the way constantly. It was so annoying.
I have a slice attack also, yeah.
I forgot about that.
You spent ten hours straight on millennia without even getting out from your chair on your first playthrough?
Fucking A!
I don't have the bonfire down here, so I gotta walk.
I say boom boom boom and everybody say wey oh wey oh.
Oh yeah, Zeltis.
guy was asked.
in this arena. Tars demon I think. No, was it Tars? No, was it? Was it Tars demon? No,
I was Priscilla. Yeah, you're right. It was Priscilla.
I like the POE to stream. I didn't watch the stream, but I watched a trailer after.
Seems like they're adding a lot of stuff.
Boof, boof.
This tower is not... wait, does fire sage drop a weapon? I'm not sure about that.
Well, if he does, whatever. I don't care. We've killed enough bosses with this shit.
Oh, he dropped the condoms, but we have to pick it up, right?
Now we're going to get invaded though, which is scary, well I have a good weapon, thank
you conzen provider.
is that a red phantom vagrant down there hi yay yay hi yay yay hi yay
Yo, Kurt!
It's not like I need to fight you, I could just go.
That is our red Phantom Bagrant.
Yes, sir.
Sir, you know what? I'm gonna chill here a bit, see if he comes. He should.
The sick drip? Yeah, dude, I'm a barbarian of the Badlands.
Oh, you little shit.
You can't just backstep iframe? Who do you think you are?
I'm not touching that.
Hey, you.
That's humanity.
What?
Oi!
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this, but I'm going to be able to
get through this.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this.
I don't even know if I need to pop these but it feels good.
SIFT-Mirror, thanks chiller bro.
Fire S- oh, SIFT-Fire Sage.
Okay.
I see.
I see oh fucking hell that was through my guard if it doesn't deal that much
damage
this is a new version of the randomized her blinty so that's why we're on it
again. It's a little bit different from the previous one.
Well, ship.
cool though we got really good use out of it now we can start looting a bit again
you know what we can actually back out here and loot some of these these
ruins
but I don't have any bones maybe this is a good item yeah I could get Kirk
colluding stuff it's all good
is the sixteen you need yeah
feels don't know
wall
All right, I'm going to get loose here.
have killed most enemies so might as well
I have fire stage drop to sniper crossbow and then I looted this.
But now I have an excuse to loot again which is actually kind of nice.
I'm gonna have a lot of key items.
Put up the pre-mop.
His butt again.
Taking butts, man.
See, Twitch is cracking down on that again, apparently.
But they're not announcing when they're doing it, which is so good.
Was it two weeks?
Oh, maybe they did. I don't know.
I am not getting striked by a chat I'm oh gee bro just saying though you can
quite easily tell if a stream is bought in if they hit their peak viewers in
in like the first 10 minutes of going live.
Because no one does that ever, ever.
It doesn't work that way.
Oh, you do?
Oh, okay.
No!
At least I'm mid-rolling with it.
What am I drinking?
Luke, yeah, it's carbonated water.
That sure excites me here.
day fall out every day you got me there holy no but it's really nice though to
be honest it's kind of funny when they did it last time and all of a sudden so
So many people went on vacations, favorite boss fight in Soul Zellering?
Oh.
Um.
Shit, I don't know.
Probably not.
Maybe like, love it.
Ah, shit.
Gale is very, very good.
Oh, this is so fucking sketchy.
I hate this.
Oh, this is so fucking sketchy, I hate this.
Kirkloot, Raya.
Now, Ludwig is an absolute banger, though.
What do I think the Lords of the Fallen?
Do you mean the new one?
That isn't out yet. Oh yo, Sekiro Sword Saint Ishin.
The new Lord of the Fallen looks... looks really good, to be honest.
And so does, um... ah, what is it called?
Oh fuck. I'm not going. That's a bone wheel. I'm out of here.
Fuck this. Mortal Shell 2 looks incredible, yeah.
Looks really good.
Hmmmm.
Fuck it.
I never did boring now.
Uh, sorry let me see where do we loot now?
I mean we don't have anything to actually fight with, we need to buy some.
There's the evil randomizer?
Yeah, well we'll do it in the future, this first though.
I'm a strength for the hammer.
46 for one-handing.
No, I'm gonna play strange with an animal then, for sure.
I will.
I mean, it looks so good.
It does.
Oh yeah, there is one chest left in Darkmoon Tomb, you're right about that.
Hopefully it's not a weapon.
Do any of my close friends watch my streams?
Um, yeah, sometimes, but their favorite is when I play games like Jump King, for example.
Am I getting Steam Controller?
Oh, no.
Not right now.
right now.
Ah, fuck off!
No, I'll fault that for no reason. God, I should have gone on the bird.
Yeah, beginning of stream yesterday we watched stranger than having you.
Yeah, this weapon sucks me, I got...
Ass.
Well, we have the claymore.
Let's buy the claymore.
Let's go through Undead Burg now.
Oh yeah, Mulai Butterfly in that whole forest is not looted.
It's true.
How much damage?
It's 154.
It's not bad.
Either we go Undead Burg or we clear the forest and we loot the forest.
What's the choices here?
What happened to PB?
I just got cornered by two enemies and two of the giants and I died.
Oh yeah, Forest have taught him I'd even, but I don't need to kill him though.
He's alright.
There's no loot right next to him.
Oh, light you say, Nalene, right.
I just literally the chest thing wouldn't let room.
When am I watching Giga Garfapel video?
After 9pm I'm just gonna watch like 15 minutes or something while eating and I'm doing that
segments until it's over
Oh my god, worm, yeah!
Yeah, Mental Vary made a two-hour Garfield Kart video, a compilation of every single
best moment from every Garfield Kart stream.
I'm not going to watch the entire thing in one go, but for every food break, I'll watch
like 10-15 minutes.
I'm bringing back food break, I have to, I gotta stop eating after stream, it's too
fucking lame it ain't good no it's grave lorded run we're going on the bird
fuck that I'm no I am I'm looting this yeah we're not messing with grave lorded
us for sure. We could also loot asylum again but we cannot lock a shop. Well no we can't
you need the basement key for that, which I don't have.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Is that one dude still uploading full on-cut streams to YouTube?
Who?
I'm gonna see if I can wait no fucking let's go under Bergen's there's my channel
Well, we do have a live bar channel, yeah.
That's Ben uploading those mods, the English Ben.
This R2 is so satisfying, dude.
Yeah, Riot edits the videos on main channel, he does.
what?
nooo
oh wait it's not my... yeah
that's alright
This area here is very sca- that's a chain prisoner.
I don't want that smoke.
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
oh that's a red phantom oh yeah he's aggro too that guy is mega scary of hell
watch him silence like me oh here he comes
Cool. Uh, buy some bows.
Uh, we've already seen this stuff.
Some more Titanite Shards don't really need.
Uh, that's alright.
Ah, expensive.
Anything to replace here?
Not really.
Yeah, we're good.
You watched one of the older Hunger Vods, Absolute Cinema.
Bomb in the kitchen!
to them to them streamer build to them to them to them
Cool.
My favorite moment was when Ella dropped keys trying to distract Lark so like she was
a hitman NPC.
I remember that, yeah.
I don't think it worked though.
She didn't see the damn keys.
Ah, damn it.
True, Slad.
Slad wasn't around in that red hunger arc.
I was before his time.
I had to use it as always for all all the time I wish I was yeah it was fun
Slot wasn't even born. True, true.
Did this stew? What was that?
I need real slavix 23 bruv, thank you, map it out, thanks 52
I have more hair now, CSB, actually true, and he's right.
he being me
Oh, is that a cat?
Oh, it's a cat.
Hell of a thing.
If they're uploaded anywhere, Green Mystic, yeah.
At least they should be, I guess.
Crikey
Yeah, I could she's as fine. Yeah, I did your old man piece. Thanks. Let's have it
football's well man
all right we have killed pretty much everything here well not back there
though for the right view but we could go here first oh there's a black knight
down there but I'm not killing him now
Oh, damn it, Jill.
Big difference.
of
that's nice man
consumer Wi-Fi points huh?
Is Whippin' a Parallel?
Yeah!
Oh Whippin' is fine though.
It's the Talisman that's broken but I don't use it.
who do we have here how about play DS2 uh yeah
Is this guy a good bot? Yeah, dude, it's sick.
It's sick, actually.
I am killing this guy because I don't want him to jump join our fight mid fight that could be disaster
I do not need to roll that
Alright, see here. Did they actually cancel Dead Space 2 Remake? Was it on the table?
What?
This is bald.
Jump back, brother.
Jump back.
You know you want to jump backwards.
No jumpy backwards.
Okay, well.
of
the
of
the
So we have Unded Bird to loot, uh, killing this part would also be really nice so we
can loot that part.
What up, Lappers?
Nice work on your run.
I hope you beat it soon.
Keyboard, thanks 45! Fruco, thanks 4 years!
Thank you!
Did you hear I died? No you didn't.
You did not!
Wait, is that actually real?
No, it's not.
I hope you didn't.
I hope you didn't.
Hello, Mr. Elias.
I noticed the title says, today we go far.
Yet, you seem to be stuck in Quelaag's domain.
I am not I am really far
Hope he gets one shot here now that would be so good
Yeah, well well listen buddy, I hope you beat the run, okay
Okay, I got some in my eye
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
It's like a little needle, if you...
Fuck, ow.
What the f- where did he even come from?
Is not like there's anything here.
Okay, that's better.
Ugh.
What up?
Yo, come back!
Oh, we do good damage to him.
I thought we'd do less.
Very good damage.
I'll say we killed the entire burg, and then we just looted everything.
It's so quiet.
Kill the rest!
Oh my god, that's a red Phantom Bagrant and a huge mushroom and a DLC farmer.
Yikes.
Look how, look how that animations into each other.
Light, heavy.
So smooth.
God me, Azaki, you damn genius.
Yeah, I would love to, okay, one at a time, maybe.
Okay, that's fine, yeah, yeah, come here.
What happened to PB?
Also, no problem, same on no bother.
I died in Tomb of the Giants, just two enemies
caught me against the wall and I died.
It was like not fun or anything, just death.
Oh my god, this guy's health is insane.
Alright, uh, we killed these two, opened the gate, and then...
Oh, we could kill the rest and then just loot that church too.
That mushroom does not care.
I
This guy will destroy me
I'm scared how tanky is he
His overhand right is gonna hit me and I'm gonna feel it what would you come from did you climb up the ladder?
I just put down a little shit
this this health pool is actually pretty crazy it is
the shroom punched the most damaging attack yeah
almost damaging like one attack, yeah
basically what I'm doing is I'm clearing out the entire undead bird with this weapon and
and then I'm looting the entire thing.
That's what we're doing here.
I'm going to loot all of this stuff soon, I'm going to loot all of this stuff soon.
Jesus Christ, we're up in burnout.
Yeah, it's going alright.
Gonna loot all of this stuff soon.
Hey, Yabees, exactly year. Thank you.
The character sliders? I don't think you can see them here.
I have a very tiny amount of enemies.
There was before the ladder.
Oh, shit.
We also have those down there.
Oh, no.
I forgot about those.
Oh, those are pain.
I
Everything is dead here. I
Don't believe there's any item in the rat area in that big room or is there not that I can't remember
But thank you Russian. I'm glad you like it
Why don't they go down ladder from the bridge
Well, I didn't forget about it. I just felt like double checking the items. I'm losing
you
on
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
death
Come on then.
Hiya!
Nice. Sick.
Yeah, there is another area.
I think I might just kill this one though
and then go looting.
Or maybe I should.
I don't know about what to do about the area down there.
There is like...
What is it? Three items down there?
It's pretty important.
There we go.
They are down there.
Yeah, it's the one over here.
There's a chain prisoner.
There's a blue wyvern.
There's a...
It's very pain.
Down here.
Very scary.
pain what the fuck cheating much
I forgot that Garf later title, uh, no.
I haven't told the music in my game.
Well, there's no music here anyways.
Yeah, so this area down here, very scary.
Dude.
Blue Wyvern, Taurus Demon, Chained Prisoner, Bonewheel.
I'm not looting this. I'm not doing it.
I'll save that for the end of the fucking run if I have to, alright?
I'm not going there.
No, no, no.
Time to start looting.
Leppa would have looted it.
No he wouldn't, because he would already have four Lord Souls, the doll, and the crest
key by just looting things right in front of him.
It's so over CBA it's so ogre ah great well we're still not heavy running though
please I am beings of calm can you
I've already looted that so that's cool. Nothing else to do here. We continue forward.
For the line.
My favorite kind of music.
Bit of a metal, bit of screaming, but not too much.
With some solos.
I mean, full of my valentines are my favorite bands.
that k-pop it's really good I'm even baiting k-pop is pretty good man black
pink yeah
No!
Yes!
Okay.
Fuck yeah, CB!
I've never listened to, uh, oof, Beth.
Am I attached? No.
It's pretty chill over here right now. We don't really have any key items, so...
I mean, we have been on many.
Give me the DLC, Pendant.
Wow, there goes my BEAUTIFUL- OHHHHH!
Now that is a key item that you need to beat the run.
Wow, it's so quiet now.
No, I play with a PS5 controller.
Thought I'm emo voice?
Yeah, I enjoy some emo music.
For sure.
It's so quiet.
Oh, they do see me?
Yeah, that's pretty peak.
I looted this?
Why?
No, and when you go for four kings you're allowed to switch to the ring.
If you weren't allowed to do it, you could just self-lock yourself so easily.
Saw them a couple years ago at 250 pounds per ticket, for Euro?
God damn!
Nooooo!
Nooo!
It's fine. We have some rings we can buy. At least one ring.
in your area. Oh, what the f*** is he doing there?
This guy with the calamity ring?
Ohhhh!
I don't know brother.
No, this is a fucking disaster waiting to happen.
Not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
That's a disaster waiting to happen.
Is the Firelink guy in there maybe?
Calamity ring makes it take double damage.
Wasted Chlorithering in shop?
Florent the Ring just carried me from the start of the round till 12 bosses. I wouldn't say it was wasted.
We've established that this octopus does not fall down.
Okay, we got it, no way. Good stuff. At least we don't have to bother with that anymore.
Oh yeah, we also have Titanite catch pull here which is really good.
Okay, uh, we're gonna go loot the forest.
It shouldn't be Gravelord anymore.
Yeah, it was two rings at the same time, but even if it didn't, there's another store that also has a ring.
So it's alright.
I am going to...
The forest
Have we seen Garf completion Bavarian made it was mental very cuddle job
I know we're gonna want to start watching it today like
During food break. It'll be a daily thing because it's two hours long. I'm not gonna watch two hours and one go
Food breaks are back. I need to bring them back because I can't eat after stream is too fucking late.
Yeah, that's all. Let's go.
When's food break in about 20 minutes?
This guy gets knocked back so much when you hit him.
You're eating shrimp pizza, though?
Huh.
It's tight.
I'm going to eat meatloaf with potatoes.
That alright, I know.
all good I mean I used to always have food breaks on stream then I just stop
doing it I started eating after stream but it's not good it's not healthy it's
too late
I do not recall this riot. Maybe for the better.
Okay, you. Okay, this does terrify me.
I haven't really watched any pubish, you know.
It will be a garthing.
An episode a day.
Please hit him.
Please!
Thank you.
I
Wonder five years. Thank you, dude
Hope you all bet and I can see nothing 34 Bamburglings 116 a so beans came up so often on 21st
Are you still using my boat license?
No, not really
Yeah, okay, that guy is scary.
I eat before stream, yeah.
I eat to one and a half hour before a string or an hour about.
Blockies coming back.
I don't like that. Please stay awake
Supakeka
fuck, uh, fuck.
Yeah, I know about that German runner guy.
I was trying to get some updates on him, but apparently he's pretty behind in pace.
Oh dude, it's impressive no matter what, like, just going through that.
Really, Cuddle?
Huh.
Shhh. It's sleeping.
Like, unironically, it's sleeping.
What is a German guy doing?
He's running 600 kilometers in 96 hours.
But he's pretty behind pace.
He has 220 kilometers.
And what was that?
17 hours to go.
Oh, yeah.
It's rough.
They are super fucking impressive no matter what.
This guy's gonna get a vacuum stab on me and I'm gonna die.
I'm terrified of getting vacuum stabs.
Alright, we can loot pretty much the entire forest.
While this part of the forest.
Where's Claymore? I lost it. It's alright though.
I'm going to do like it.
Shader dog when wings for life Sunday
Also, it's actually not too late to sign up. I was sent the wrong time
But if Miyazaki made an FPS game, what do you think it'll be like an FPS game?
Oh, yeah, Kingsfield. Yeah, it will be Kingsfield.
He's running for 96 hours total and is currently at 73 hours, but he still has 220 kilometers
to go.
220 kilometers in 23 hours, yeah.
Oof.
That is...
Yeah, that's rough.
Especially after that long.
Being awake for so long, you know.
Drap hey gargoyle tail, okay. All right. Well, we've looted this part
Um...
Opera Bly Town? I can't really get there yet, anyways.
Michael Dukes archives. I feel like it.
have I ever watched a barclay marathon? no I never have.
I've already done four kings...
Four kings in a zipporino.
Is it too much pain for someone to start DS1 for the first time blind?
No.
I mean, too much pain depends on if you're like, soy or not, I guess.
I would say no.
I haven't looted this if a part of the forest not yet
of
I'm not attached at all. I'm chill. Super chill to be honest. I mean I'm half my PB.
Like, noon?
Well, kinda.
Can you stop throwing daggers, man?
Just engage, bro?
Yeah, I looted the chest, I couldn't win a rena, it was blacksmith hammer, the bad one.
Hi, Quindala.
Is that skeleton told you?
Oh, I don't want to fight them.
Bobble makes the pro-i, bruh.
Thank you.
The streamer has not played Witcher 3, nope.
Aw, shit.
If this run dies, it will be to this dog.
They just destroy you in this game.
But I have to kill him too.
Well I haven't killed Hydra yet have I?
Hydra was- oh yeah it's a chain prisoner.
Fuck.
So I don't think this guy will drop anything now.
I would have to kill the chain prisoner, then kill this guy if the random works like that.
I don't remember.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and see what I can do.
New recipe, yeah.
Don't store my ass.
Yep, there goes half my health.
What?
That is a DS2 moment, it is.
No, these are random ICs, Rika.
Sort of as if it wasn't Edelondo this run, the mimic.
Ah, we could check how much defense you get per humanity.
I think you can see it increase in real time.
If I go here as I'm popping one, watch this.
It's not a lot.
I'm doing this run again cuz the new rando dude
There is a new RE4 Remake Rando, which sounds really cool.
There's like events and stuff in it.
I might lose this before I go up the elevator.
I'll kill the NPC at the elevator
If I find an item or like a weapon, I'll just upgrade it and come back
But I want to be done looting this part
down here
As a chest there
Okay, there is a boss up here.
To be fair, we should probably go for the boss in case we lose something ass.
And then respawn everything here.
We worked hard to kill it. Let's go.
Oh, what? Oh, you're the crystal lizard.
Why are you so tanky though?
What?
Oh, yeah, painted world one.
That's why.
Yeah, Melisand.
Yeah, Melisandt.
I mean, you get to the prison.
Oh yeah, do you need to rest in the prison to spawn him in the Rando?
You might need to.
Maybe I'll kill these then go loot.
I might do that.
Let's do it.
There's like two items to pick up here or three.
Hey, the AOMG at Omelette's moment.
When food break, well I'm kind of waiting for mental berry to come home from work or
for whatever he was doing.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's bad.
well we didn't get any new weapon I'm not gonna pick these up let's check the
bottles fight then surely if it's Gwynn I'm dead probably I don't have a shield
on me. Oh yeah, what a mental very, oh you're here, sick. I believe this is a full boss
up here. Oh, never mind.
Ah, never mind.
Armor Tusk Vestalus.
Heh heh.
Sick.
Don't want to get- oh my god, that is terrifying.
All of this just works.
if I had gotten hit by that he would have gobswung me off the railing and killed me I think
Yeah, it's a real run, it is.
We've looted an okay amount too.
Well, we haven't done shit in Bly Town or great hollow
Enjoy Corgi
Upper Bly Town. No, I never went around my PB. That's where I had to go with my PB.
Why?
I have the Lord Nestle, yeah, you see right here.
I also do have one Lord Soul.
It's at Andres.
cost 50k.
I also have Covenant of Arturias.
Ooh, is that Snip Snip?
It is.
This guy, fucks.
This guy is so scary.
Oh!
Scariest enemy in the game
of
Oh
Okay
No, I gotta use the undead shield.
It's proven to work.
I don't trust in the club.
The last two enemies here will drop items, but they're also a thug.
Let's not kill those now.
enemies up here first. The last boss I count no it's not an actual boss.
Amro your health is low. Do you have any motions or food?
the
shuniel
after deliberation, the council hereby declares this see the baby seed
and must be discarded because it will violate the rules of the challenge
please re-roll for another seed or contact salad
that will order the store to get a proper seed
right yeah okay
Okay, should be these guys left.
Alright, cool. I think we've pretty much killed everything.
Turn it off!
Ah.
Okay.
All good Corgi, I'm tired of this sickness though.
I really want to run away for life on Sunday.
I mean, I will no matter what, but I want it to be hell, Thabo, right?
Hey, it's me, it's-
Eugh.
Fuck yeah, Corgi, let's go.
Running on the beach is not easy.
Hey you, let me go, thanks for 40 dude.
Thank you.
Ah, wrong pendant.
Wrong pendant.
I want the DLC pendant.
Yeah, the kubiki item's an avalanche-est.
Alright chat, it's time to throw the run.
I didn't throw.
Uh, is it- what- what- this key you need to open this.
Where is?
of beings
there right
uh...
i never remember how you actually get to this point
every every time i get here it's like this
don't you like drop you what you doing here you open to the right right
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there it is
hey it's me it's omelette man
time to loot some more and no key items where are my key items
the guy who did vocals for omelette man released a video of him singing it
What?
You won't swear
You'll bury another white chocolate
In your guts
You'll bury another white chocolate
In your guts
Alright, you can buy Darkfell's on Steam
We truly, truly, truly need your support
So please, please, please, buy the game
It's a fun game
There's a very catchy song, guys.
Was that ever for a game?
It's a horror game.
I played it on stream.
That's where we got the song from.
You have to gather these fucking ingredients for the monster to bake a cookie, and this
This song plays non-stop until you're done.
Ah, yeah.
Alright.
Putting a timer.
About 15 seconds, epic.
There we go.
I was golfing reaction. Yeah, I have to get dug in 15 minutes. Maybe then. Maybe we could
Finish off this area
It's not a good runs alive. Yeah
Good day, Krobius.
I should have checked left before I killed him.
I might have just died to this one, if it decided to aggro and do that.
Getting, uh, getting, uh, getting, uh, cozy now.
You can't get cozy in this run.
And you forget, look to the left, see?
You gotta look, man.
And deal 15 fucking damage because hell yeah
Are you kidding me okay
Cookies like nobody can
I don't think there's any items up on these balconies, right?
I don't believe so. Unless one's a mimic below me.
I don't remember. I gotta remember, but I don't remember.
Banana bread is delicious, dude.
I want to make my own, I've never done it.
There's one chest over there, yeah.
Uh oh.
Oh, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I
listen buddy buddy buddy I have to make a choice I have to take a stand right now
Why not kill him?
I deal 13 damage per hit or some shit like that.
What the fuck?
Leave me alone!
Yes, fuck yeah, but Ronin! Hell yeah, let's go!
I need a hero!
oh yeah I haven't freed him might be why he's not
please
I don't have enough souls to level up anymore.
It's actually good though, I'm realizing you can kinda just loop these.
They're actually not too bad and this is with an un-upgraded broadsword or longsword or
whatever it is.
I mean, fighting a bit- Okay, it's over.
Actually, worst enemy in the randomizer.
Okay.
I mean, if you have like a tight room,
it's really ass though.
Like this room is fine.
Hobbit.
Did he die? Did he have a long run?
Boom, nice!
I was not even aligning.
Another soul of a hero.
Okay.
What a fucking beauty this is.
problem is I'm very heavy. I mean I have a waste of all the channelers. I have a silver
knight armor. If I could lower those...
If I could lower those armors, I could go for the boss fights here.
Oh my god, after this, I'm gonna have to go to Catacombs because I haven't found the DLC
pendant yet.
Well, I could actually go to Bed of Chaos with a shortcut.
I could.
Lude the rest of out of Londo. Yeah, I haven't looted the room before Painter World.
Uh, yeah, we got a vendor for you. I don't remember who.
Oh, fuck yeah, but Ronay, let's go. Thank you.
Panda won't be in catacombs it only exists after gold fog gates. Oh, does it oh?
Yeah
Wait does it let me think but you're allowed. Thanks. Seventy-six. Thank you. Bye
Can I bake? It's been a while since I did. It's a lot behind Golden Gates. Okay, well
that's good to know. Yeah, there's a Golden Gate in Catacombs, a world of two of the giants
I guess so he could be there or sucks big time so core yeah there's two items for
need a right. I remember the one out the one of the cave.
An Autonomous gives up the meal break. Yeah, should probably have that. Yeah,
Rebuild Toe. It's good. It's great. Sorcerer Gauntlets does weigh less. We're
still very heavy definitely need some
ladder gear
our forenda anytime soon probably not
anytime soon the end of May stack and
I'm also going to Rotterdam the 29th
back home the first I believe it was
Moosart, thanks 32, thank you.
I'm just gonna risk the run.
It's armor and legs we need, oh we got heavy boots.
And we are mid-rolling, nice, okay.
In that case, I think I'm going to rush Seath.
Go to Flucon, yeah.
That's true.
It'll be fun to meet some strummed throunds.
I think Ayn Run's going, CV's going.
I'll play a Bastion steal again. I would like to yeah
Let's go Duke's archives
Yeah, that's not a boss to upma
Yeah, is running in like good or I've never been so
Hey you
Pina hot dog! Thanks for the 73 months, look at the month streak. 67! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No lad is going to TwitchCon.
What?
That was weird.
Okay, I thought I ran into an invisible enemy.
Yeah, yes, Alad. That's the right call.
Surely I will go to Dreamac Winter, right?
When is Dreamac Winter?
Is it end of November?
Normally?
I-I should know this.
I'm pretty sure it's like end of November.
27th of November at 29th.
Yeah, should be fine. Yeah.
Yeah, Dream Axis Stockholm, yeah.
The doobie!
What the fuck? Ghost lizard? Can't believe this.
Oh my god, go!
fighting those on this invisible bridge. Umega Sudoku of hell. Oh fuck off please. I don't
want to fight you. I can't let you get close. Dog alarm. Shit. Yo shit I'm coming! Just
Let me kill the boss!
Can I go here? Am I safe here?
Oh
Righty peep on
Oh terrifying terrifying dude
What up, Svora?
Nice.
Nice.
Flatten.
Hey, Pat, when's you?
Uh, thank you.
Oh, is that-that's not a...
That might be a red-fist.
That's not a... That might be a Red Phantom Vagrant that he needs to die.
It is, it is, for sure it is.
Dude!
nice did that that I ideal that this giant is insane I did a running attack
with a plus one black margarit sword and that's the damage I dealt I can't be
right what the fuck
sick job dude
it can't be right, the seed is rigged against me
I am killing this guy because I'm not risking him joining the fight somehow.
We tried Dark Souls, but it doesn't start.
I'm like, are you doing the remaster version?
I guess so.
I'm not even sure you can buy the old version.
Oh, yeah, what I'm super saying.
Hold up, I see your question.
I was looking to buy some equipment for running, and I'm torn between running vest or running
belt.
What would you recommend?
I've used both. I prefer running belt actually. I can show you mine.
of
see where you think of it
nice
looks like this
It do be looking like this, okay?
So this is on your back, obviously, above your ass.
So it sits like this.
And then you literally just reach back and you grab, you grab them and then you put them
in again.
And then you have a little folder here where you can have your phone or gels or whatever.
It's really nice.
It's pretty long.
It's very good, very good, very good.
Not what I recommend at least.
You have a lot of water because there's two bottles.
it sits really good it's a it's a Solomon but I don't actually know the
the model name but if you search for Solomon running belt you'll find it
all right most fine let's go
Yeah, I gotta eat. What do we eat after this?
I started using cycling after you streamed this beach classic, and I'm coming up to
a thousand kilometers total, and let's go, Jim!
Happy you found your thing. What the hell is this?
Wait, I actually don't know who this is.
Well, this is the boar, but-
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh
Food break fuck this
Ah, that's terrifying. Without a shield, I won't kill him. Not on a mid-roll.
Andre does have a night shield, yeah.
He does. But then off that roll, which is kind of fine.
I don't have a lava ring, do I?
What other bosses can I go for a fucking pinwheel?
I should get food though, I'm really starving, but I'm not going to leave you here because
I just fucking think things all the time.
Yeah, Gwyn will always be there now, but now we know where he is.
Can listen to this music.
No enemy will aggro, right?
Sometimes they aggro from there, if it's a specific enemy.
Doesn't look like these do though.
I'm fully aware, uh, Markumiku, that you can parry with open hand.
But how do you then block his quick attack?
You can't. And then he kills you. That's the reason you need a shield for him.
Because you cannot parry that quick attack.
Quit out? No, that's illegal.
I'll do a little chat gamble.
Yeah you can throw it around the way I guess it's true which I just did what
He wants to play.
What?
Ruff!
Ruff!
Okay, bear by real quick.
Oh
Peach mouse pitch pitch mouse
mmm mmm incoming calls from el goblin a mmm mmm incoming calls from el goblin a mmm mmm
message shut I am coming for all of you you can't hide
oh baby
All righty then.
Chat, you should call him.
You heard them chat call that person's mother
It's all the lights of my house.
Let's start the reaction while we eat.
Alright.
Lulea tilted TV, Lulea tilted fridge.
Or it could be the camera that's not exactly lined up.
No, it couldn't be that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Can I stand here and it's safe?
Well, obviously I just did.
Here's the thing, chat.
Mental very made of video.
Does anyone have the link to this video?
You made a video?
That is two plus hours long.
We're not going to watch the entire thing.
Just like 10, 15 minutes.
Every food break.
Oh, what are you doing?
Tilted streamer as well, Louie.
And this is...
Giga Garf of Hell, best LA Garfield card moments, 2019 to 2026.
That's kind of mental.
It is over two hours long.
We'll watch like a chapter, okay?
While eating, and we'll do this every strum.
And then we'll continue the run. I just got to eat because I'm dying
We'll do we'll pause the timer
No, do that and we'll do this and we'll do this and we will do that and that and
That let's see here. Hello, Mr. Jazz
I have never played a really really before and thought about getting either 8 or are you for which one would you recommend?
Or should I just buy a chat when you hate banana or mango pizza?
You missing out on one of the best things in life here, woo.
Banana or mango pizza?
What?
Alright, let's have a little food break, chill a bit, and we'll continue the run.
Intro, huh?
November 7th, 2019.
This is my Dodo voice.
It's a day I'll never forget.
The Alive once inside me died that day, then I tricked chances wiped out thanks to the
bio weapons created by Hala.
Zalhala made it out, too many others.
I'm so lucky.
If I could just forget what happened that night.
Is that the Garfield card?
Launch.
For a second.
This time, it can be different.
It has to.
I think so.
Haha, yeah it is.
First Garfield card stream.
What the fuck?
Fucking insane game.
Hold on, how do you even have this?
Isn't this, what was it, 2017?
Game.
I saw this game is scuffed.
Really?
It's been practiced?
I saw it.
Fuck off.
Aye.
Aye.
Aye.
This doesn't count, this is just a warm up.
The day after the game came out.
Chad, this is just a warm up.
I'm going to practice drifting.
What?
Crash, baby.
Crash.
So easy, I'm going to be leading my way.
Same nowadays.
It's fucking daily!
Where's this engine sound coming from?
Was that always there?
I mean, I've had something up there, something with engine sound, but I think I turned it off.
I'm sick of this game!
Yeah, it is disabled, yeah, yeah.
None of my records or any speedruns that I've ever done.
Oh, shut up!
Is anything compared to this finish right here?
True. True. What?
This game. This game.
Also, I hadn't learned that you need to press Y to see everyone on the leaderboard behind under me here.
Yeah, I am handsome. Yes.
Hellvette. Hellvette. I'm stuck.
Aye, aye. Oh.
Hey, daily help me, though.
Oh
Okay
Okay, this game has to do I this still the first stream of this how long did I play?
No one is as unlucky as I am in this game I have ever played
Did you see that? Why the fuck does it de-spawn you when you backflip like that?
I had to fix my underwear, dude. It was right up in my crotch.
What? I would never say that nowadays.
I'm so unlucky it's actually...
Why am I playing John or whatever his name is?
I hadn't learned the way of the mouse. I'm literally in the leader winning everything. All right
This game, that was fun though. This is the warm-up race
Just a warm-up. She's the first cup. It's fine. Sorry. This is where it started. It's just a warm-up chat
It's just a warm-up. This was 2017, right? It's just a warm-up
what
Eat this shatter. We're 19 turn 19
Damn this game has been out that long
Drive yeah to hat on to shit me
I
Get tilted just seeing this it's so dumb this game is so bad. I can't
This game makes me so angry I'm playing so bad. It's why you who are you?
It's gonna despawn me. I'll switch this game.
So it's so, so what did I hit there? Fucking nothing.
It's gonna despawn me. I'll switch this game.
What? What?
What?!
Oh my god, and no!
Why? Why? Why?
This game is fun to play, but god damn.
I- I- I was clueless.
Do I get competitive with it?
This is just warm-up race, though.
Man, I'm so- can you smooth though?
Man, I'm so-
I get so tilted by this game.
I can't. I can't-
I'm just, um, the thing is, I'm not playing my character,
and it's just a warm-up cup.
No, not aliens. Not aliens. He's right. No. No! That's not a joke, Chad. I can't. It's
literally completely random if you get caught or not. You can't. Really don't blow me.
He's right.
Don't.
Oh.
You know I get to do this.
Hehehehe.
Mennon.
Who's fucking Tom?
Holy.
When I look in you can't even fucking see me anymore back then.
Damn.
Mennon.
Oh, I had a DX racer chair
I'm tilted at my past self for not pressing Y so you can see the
competitors. Press Y!
Not shark, not shark.
Wait, they give stats? You get 30% higher jump with springs with your hat daily?
Wait, what?
What?
Garfield cart hats
They fucking do
You've been using pay to win this entire time
My god, you fucking cheaters. I
Can't believe this your you know your wins does not count if you use hats right that's true
That is that is illegal. It's illegal to use hats
That's actually pay to win actual pay to win. What a coincidence that I'm always placing a third when the first two are using hats
Strange coincidence. I gotta say
Since you also sought to eat
Can you give me some of my friends fuck your french fries?
How do I go from first to sex?
in
I got second though. Oh, dude, my throat is getting a beating from this dude. Always third like in Lifeline race
We also had a hat on by the way, we have to take a break from this game. My blood levels are racing so high
I can't dude, I can't. This game makes me too mad.
Aliens! Aliens. Fuck those I say. What? That was terrible. What am I doing? And no one
drives into that
life is a comedy show
why don't you go and put on your fucking cheater hat shark maybe you need it to win yo
lool
true
this fucking game I hate it
I hate it more than
I'm not more than lifeline but almost
actually I do
does anyone else hear that bonking in the left
it's part of the soundtrack
but I was so sure it was my neighbor
like bonking my fucking doors and shit
That didn't even hit me!
Norsils too?
Oh, okay.
God, I hate this game.
I don't, but I hate it because I get so competitive.
Aaaaaah, because it's fucking dry!
No!
Kaskilot wasn't here yet, was he?
Just a warm-up cup.
This cup doesn't matter.
I don't think so.
I'll chill, I'll chill.
It's okay, Chad.
No, I don't think it was.
I'm not gonna let them all just get the best of me, alright?
Shadowfax, why does it despawn me?
Watch until the first interlude.
Hey, why am I playing this game?
That's why I play this game.
Why?
Let's go.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Here it comes.
Yahoo!
Oh my god, I can see three times.
I got triple springs.
Insanely lucky.
Why am I not doing the super shortcut?
Why did you do that? Why? Now I lost my items.
Why? Why?
That is one of the dumbest things in this game, that you lose your items if the game despawns you and puts you back on the track.
You lose your whole inventory. Why?
Oh my god, I can cheat!
But the thing despawns me!
Daily don't jump out of the game!
The thing despawns me all!
Oh, Mario Kart does that too. Very important here. Very important right here. Very very important
How did I fail?
That's not blow me please
How did how did they do it we already know that daily's using fucking hats he's cheating dude
I'm just the better okay daily all right
I'm doing full try hard gamer now. No, I
I'm seventh place and I get a lasagna. Oh it starts
Why why why
And look, chat, I am number 8 and I get one lasagna.
And then I get another lasagna.
How am I so unlucky?
Oh, okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Man, it lucked me on there!
What the fuck, man?
Don't you fuck me!
It's all free today.
Man, I can't play the fuck-
Daily!
What?!
What is-
What is that? Was that the first time I saw the shortcut there? Okay
Fair fair game, I just got fucked by the way. Did you see that?
Like I just got chained and fucked and I went from first to eighth not to meet
Now you're helping daily
That's what I'm talking about. That's all that matters Chad all that matters
the winner of the warm-up cup, baby
the winner of the warm-up cup who the fuck used to help it shadow faxed on baby
this the winner of the warm-up cup okay now is when the seriousness starts
alright this is when stuff is at stake
Why did you just despawn me?
Because the game is trash.
There's just many fists.
Valiant won in this.
There's no fucking Chasenile.
I'm winning this cup and I'm taking it home to Sweden.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck this.
Hell of it, hell of it, hell of it, hell of it, hell of it, hell of it, hell of it, hell
of it.
Man!
Awww, it's so cute.
I need these points!
Take, take, get daily, get daily.
Get Daily! Shut the fuck up! Get Daily! Get Daily! Get Daily! Get Daily! Get Daily! Get Daily!
I'm winning this cup and I'm taking it home to Sweden.
Okay. Oh, okay.
What is that rollback?
I'm coming, Daily. I am fucking coming, dude.
I'm coming, dude.
Oh, you fuck!
Bailey, it's over.
Don't even think you can win.
Why?
Why is this game like this?
Oh, no, not aliens.
Alien mode!
Yes!
I was just seven years ago. Yeah
Just blow me then nice. Okay, sure you can blow me daily got probe. No, no probe
He got broke. Yes. Love to see it. Oh guys
So satisfied oh my god
You can't de-spawn yourself even in this, I think.
I'm gonna fucking slap a bitch.
I get stuck in the corner here. Alright
Right here, I give I get both my jersey into the corner
I can't reverse back because the wall is in the way
I finally get free shark reverses into me
I get free I use my spring why did I use my spring I use I
Use my spring to try to jump over here
Okay, but this worked in my favor because I could do the cheat under now what happens I land on a crazy shark
And he fucking despawns me
That is actually like I I tell you no one is as unlucky as me in this game
But I need to try this
there must be some jump cheats you can do right oh my god oh yeah I remember
trying this chat chat chat chat chat oh boy mix laugh watch me chat chat don't
blink don't blink I repeat chat do not fucking blink we're gonna miss it
Invisible wall.
There's a kill zone there!
Alright, about to get your fucking ass beat.
My controller is not working.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
This is a game I started playing during late nights which had this and worms pretty much
It's really fun not not worms. It's fun. Most of it's aware sometimes. It's fun
Hey, I did I meant to drop it behind me
Manai, nay, not like this not like this
Yes
So get so fucking annoying
I just get more and more malls as time goes I was me
Why do I play this game?
I'm almost done eating I can't drive forward Mike why do I spend time in this video game
I just don't understand true that's okay I'm still on the warm up my warm up is done
now I'm gonna win the last two you'll fucking see
this game why do I play this why do I play this game and my
control is connected I told her it's fucking ridiculous why does it do that
why does it where was the first interlude you from this check-in oh here
okay your fucking items dude I get so angry I get so angry with this game
Okay, I'm gonna be salt-free now. I'm just gonna focus
Yeah
Can you be more unlucky than me I have been blessed by streamer RNG oh
My god streamer RNG is ridiculous. Oh my god the streamer RNG
Other videos two hours. Oh, yeah, that's cool
Please why does this always happen? I got three springs. We're very lucky, but he's got it three times this race
And I get a spring. Don't these for me
Where did my shell go my pie mean pie it just did wait, but I would have I was a home right in the back there
excuse me I'm dead here yeah I'm dead I'm dead yeah okay yeah this game my
controller chat it disconnect fuck this game fuck this game and then I get I'm
fifth place and I get a fucking why am I back here now I would have wanted so
Oh lucky, that-
Move back to top right you-
Wait, is that an NPC?
You can't even see-
Is that an NPC?
You can't even see a second place?
Wow.
It's kinda embarrassing to be honest.
Damn it, I'll go over here then.
I always get fucked on this map.
Every single time I play this.
It's kinda embarrassing to be honest.
It's an NPC, fuck off!
In fuckin' trash.
Man, fuck me!
I thought you were gonna want to play this again.
Yeah, I'm starting to remember why.
Who the fuck was nicknamed Shimona?
That wasn't me. Was it? Maybe.
I'm done. I'm done. Why? I'm done.
Excuse me!
I mean, I kind of fucked myself.
This is my man.
To be honest, that is kind of like a...
It's kind of insane.
This item switches spot with the one that you hit, right?
This item.
So I shoot daily, who I see in front of me.
Obviously he's not facing the fucking goal.
So I, I mean, I just fucked myself, basically.
This is my man.
Man, the Caskillot arc hasn't started yet.
Man.
Why is this item in this video game?
Man, is that any of it?
It's so bad, this game.
Alright, this is salt free.
Super focused now.
And then look at this!
Why is this-
Can I get a sleep?
Can I get a pillow?
No.
I get two lasagnas.
That's what I get.
Yeah.
Fucking all the time though.
I'm in sixth place.
I get two lasagnas.
Can someone shoot Crazy Shark in-game?
Shoot him with a shellite?
Hi, fuck me!
Uhhh!
Why did they shoot me?
They always go for me!
I'm 7th place I get one lasagna one lasagna who's laughing now
Why didn't you say that on shoot shark yeah, I see they shoot me yeah instead of shark it is give shark the way
The big meekin!
8th place.
2 lasagna.
2 lasagna.
2 lasagna.
8th place.
Aw, he's right though, he's right.
It's only a moment to hear this song or just run and install the game again.
Oh my god, Tass, who can join now? What the fuck?
I
Cancel off
Caskey law
Caskey law
Caskey law
Caskey law
Caskey law
Caskelott!
But...
Caskelott fucking flipperbomb!
Caskelott!
Caskelott I see you.
Caskelott!
Caskelott!
Caske- Caskelott!
Caskelott!
The fuck... Yeah, can't be so loud.
They fucked me Caskelott.
I'm so serious.
Caskelott!
Caskelott! Caskelott!
I see you on the map this is the pigeon apartment yeah
Kaskelot! Lady Luck be with me.
Kaskelot!
Men, what do you have against me Kaskelot?
Kaskelot!
No, you suck!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot?
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
I do not know Kaskelot I around now.
Not me!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
Shoot!
Kaskelot stop fighting!
Why is it that Kaskelot always have red eyes?
Every single time. His ass is filled with red flies.
It's true. He actually does though.
Kaskilov, you didn't even gain anything from that.
How many hours does Kaskilov have in this game?
How many hours?
How can I see how many hours people have in this...
400. Oh my god.
Kaskilov?
Man, Kaskilov!
Kaskilov got like a million people in front of you. Why me?
Shoot Kaskilov!
Oh, he's no one's shooting. Casculote!
Hey, look at Casculote! He breaks in just to shoot me!
Mods van Casculote, for real, but van him.
Mods van him. He literally just passed just to shoot me.
Mods van him.
Oh, fuck me, the...
The man, the myth, the legend is here.
Fucking Casculote!
Casculote literally has like the world record in this game.
and they just hosted a Garfield Kart fucking tournament and he won the entire
tournament.
Cascalot? Cascalot?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Cascalot is stuck!
He he he he!
Move Cascalot!
You love to hear it!
Put Cascalot back!
I read you like I put Cascalot.
Dimmered fire!
Cascalot!
Oh my fucking god!
Watch Cascalot to get a spring and now he's gonna do the shortcut and win because of it.
Yeah! What a fucking surprise!
Every time, every time he gets this.
You've not seen that one coming!
oh no no no no no no not kaskelot no no no no i still won though why is wrong with
no odds than him look at oh my god kaskelot i see you oh my god i'm gonna bend you so
wait that wasn't just a lot me and kaskelot bro fist i fell through the map sent my dig
all right that's where we pause this for and i was 25 minutes already what that was so fast
That was the interlude, the giga-chat when he appeared.
Yeah...
It's true.
Yeah, it's two hours. I'm gonna watch like, uh, a portion every time I eat.
Bert thinks the 138, I will link it, of course.
Mental various put a shitload of time into this one, so...
Leaf-a-like?
I will.
Bask.
There we go.
why not play instead because the game fucking blows
right sucks you know what doesn't blow
this this is peak some slope
enjoy core game
How many hours does Kaskinol have now?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
He still has 400 hours! It doesn't make sense!
He had 400 years ago, and he still has 400!
Something... Oh, is it a month ago?
Hmm...
Okay...
Oh yeah, it was like a month ago, right...
F***ing hell...
Yeah, that's unhingely insane, dude. It's true.
That was 5, 6 years ago.
Time pivots Lord Fast, it was great playing with you, I lurch.
Thank you, Jersey!
Uh, likewise.
Yeah, I know. Two on. She told me. I am Azalea Ricky. Yeah, we're both
He's making modes for it, so he probably has spent untracked time on it.
True.
Oh yeah, timer, thanks.
True.
Yeah, I know, too, why didn't she tell me?
I am, has already.
Yeah, we're both going to TwitchCon.
We'll see how it is there, man.
Might be the last one.
who knows. Anyways, where was I? Uh, I have a good sword. I could go to bed of chaos.
Yeah, hey, why not?
Oh yeah, I could go to Pinwheel.
I need to find the DLC, which could be before Gwyn though.
I could also go kill Gwyn, but man, do I believe in my ability to do it?
Yeah fuck it let's get him out of the way let's kill Gwyn. Crystal night shield.
I'm coming for that ass Gwyn. Also I'm heavy rolling fuck. Hold on.
Puh, bup-puh-duh, bup-puh-da, bup-puh-duh, bup-puh-duh, bup-puh-duh, bup-puh-duh-duh, bup-puh-duh-duh.
Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh.
Aw, this chunks...
Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna throw this round by not having enough stability on this damn shield.
71 stability? Isn't that... Is that good?
That's pretty good, right? It should be.
Yeah, it's like they should be okay for Glyn.
It should be.
It's our Garf thumbnail.
Yeah, it's the food break now.
We watched a mental varies Garf video.
It's two hours long.
So every stream will watch a little bit while eating.
Stability is the thing in this game, yeah.
I'm already comments on that video on the garb video no I'll do it when I'm done with
the video I'll watch it do another food break you're still hungry I am not I
had some good meatloaf and potatoes with some lingonberry jam
God, the stamina regen... Dude, I might die here, to be honest, Chad.
I might.
I do have green blossoms to... Okay.
I do have green blossoms to, um, to kind of stop the, uh, uh, to increase my stamina
regen, but still, it's fucking Gwyn.
Gwyn is scary in Rando.
Do I have an armor upgrade?
Not really.
summit right at the end of the run and I have leftover shit. I am fucking heavy. The good
part is there should be a fall gate here now so I don't need to clear the enemies I could
just go. Yeah going with heavy rolls is pretty terrifying. It's very terrifying but I am
not going to roll him. I am going to hopefully parry him right? Salad do you know how to
parry Gwyn? Do I fuck? Oh, I see how it is. Yeah, missed parry into panic roll, that's
That's what happened to Dist when he died to Gwynn, and me too, I think.
Yeah, it has Perrier.
Watch out for that!
Hmm. Alright, come on, lock him.
Dude this track is so da- AHHHHH come down, it's fine.
As long as you do not panic when he does shit like that, it's alright.
Okay, watch out now.
Oh fuck off and then I get small laggings.
13!
Woohoo!
13
Okay, I
Would like to finish looting
Outside area there
Hopefully, what we're looking for is a DLC pendant, DLC pendant will be huge to get.
Online CTR, PC port of PS1, Crash Team Razor with Online Multiplayer and 60 FPS, yeah but
isn't that a good game?
At 13 bosses you should have 3 Lord Souls and a bunch of key items, oh yeah, if I was
that finished guy I would this means I won't see Quinn again yeah there's no
duplicate bosses which is very nice
Don't dare say his name. It's a jinx.
Because he must not be named yet.
Come on! See? I start talking about him and this shit happens.
at least we can kill Glyn
Okay. What was I wielding? Oh, it's the Guardian Tail. It's one of the worst weapons in the entire game. It's a whip. Any whip in this game is a mega trash of hell.
Let's see, is there any other item here? There's one in the middle, yeah, and then it's under the bridge over there, I think.
Come on, DLC Pendant!
DLC Pendant! DLC Pendant!
Oh, righty then.
Let me just say Lepper, so you get some luck in this one. Lepper, Lepper, Lepper.
I'd want to think so by the way. Kalanik thinks we're seven, Ski Bear thinks we're four, and think he's tongue-dugging his tongue.
Yeah, sick weapon.
I mean, it's un-upgraded.
Finish curse!
No updates like now. One thing at a time. First wings for life.
This item, then there's one on the opposite side of the bridge, and also when you drop down.
Now that's very scary to grab, but to be honest, I'm in a throwing kind of mood, so I'm just gonna throw...
Hey, you!
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba...
Shhh!
Yeah, fuck it, whatever.
Alright, I'm YOLO-ing.
Okay.
That's not a VOC pendant, is it?
I always think of hobbits when I go here.
He keeps dying in the rando here, I feel.
Oh, sorry.
Swedish metal?
I used to listen to a lot of soil work, yeah.
Do sometimes still that's not the DLC item
Yeah, I get
Thank you.
we're going bone zone yeah yeah I think we are I think we are fuck it
Whatever
Now's a good as time as any to be honest cuz I have good stats
Like it's not gonna get better. Yeah, I'm live tomorrow
Nice salad sick. I haven't loot a graveyard actually should probably do that
Dude, oh my god.
No, I'm not beating this today, Jesus.
Look at these enemies.
This is just a taste of what's to come, you know?
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, you deal that much damage when I have this armor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't even get staggered by that? Nah. I am 24, humanity. Yeah.
This enemy is so ridiculous.
Snips.
Like, you're a farmer sniffing your flowers.
Stop dealing so much damage.
Yes, let's get heavier.
We ain't heavy enough
That's it eats no never heard of them
That was bald I thought I would go on this side, but
fuck!
ball mess
shout out to the gotcha channel on discord
Okay, nice, sick.
Alright, cool.
Nice, like crystal hollow here, yeah.
I really wish I had a better weapon but you can't have it all, man.
I will not throw this wrong man am I die
What items am I looking for?
Oh, everything?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I
It's true some Finnish guy does have it all it's true
There's the weapon enchanted. No, this is plus five scimitar. That's it. Pretty mega trash.
Oh, nice. Can I fucking-
No, no, no, you can't come here.
Stay there.
Where'd he go?
He just disappeared.
Why did he die? I was looking at my soul count and I didn't realize I got some.
I think that's the whole graveyard at least.
Should be good.
Yeah, you can drink, it's Friday, dude.
We won't find the DLC item here, though.
We will not.
But this area has to get done, so.
The worst part about this area is, I don't remember how to drop down to Vommels.
I actually can't remember how to do that.
I need to like practice it, which is not illegal, okay?
You jog into the wall, and then you land on the platform, I think. It should be like that.
That's a silver knight and an octopus. Should be alright.
Damn, this shield actually fucks.
Wow.
Wait, you're alive?
Here's my favorite member on the chat council, that's not a thing.
can't have a favorite of something that doesn't exist
oh my god I'm bald
okay sick I'm getting outplayed by this guy by the way
it's embarrassing
I have a higher chance of finding the DLC pendant where bed of chaos is
and I could actually go there just by giving humanities
But, yeah, this area does need to get looted eventually anyways.
Most likely.
So modders will do it now, man.
Retharon, fix it a 2!
Thank you!
Ling Ling, fix the big 95!
I'm on stream as a blessing.
I'm glad you like it now, man!
oh fuck off I called 21 damage man
What up, Slam?
Oh, don't be lazy, let's just kill him.
Yeah, I could heal with that and not rest at this bonfire too.
Wait, this guy shouldn't respawn though, isn't this guy the necromancer?
So I could easily rest here and just kindle the bonfire.
Might as well.
I'm going in a candle.
Not like I need to Kindle this I can just tilt well. No I do I do actually
Kindle I look at my estus 20 estus now
You offer a humanity to give five more estus at the bonfire when you rest at it
That's carbonated water. I'm drinking
Estus estus estus estus estus estus estus estus estus estus estus estus
Water is very cool. Very nice. Yeah
Oh, I don't understand there
I don't like this clam here. I wish I had fire bombs, but I pretty much don't and I like I won't be able to hit this guy
God damn it.
I can't hit it.
Maybe with an R2.
I just, I can't do it.
Mildly annoying.
hold on can you like oh no your path finding is too good isn't it well his
is not boy clam come here clam
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah come here clam clam okay
How did not you now?
Come on man.
Maya Miller, thanks for the raid.
Hope you had a good shrub.
What up, people?
Oh, we're stuck in the catacombs.
Oh!
Hello, everybody.
Appreciate it.
I'll get a good shrub.
Any vendor selling bombs?
They do, but it's very expensive.
I'm just waiting for this blob to get out of here.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
to get out of here
okay
He's not gonna die Agarra is he oh let me through okay, don't let me through
What am I doing? I'm trying to fucking get through but I can't
Okay, he's dead now Diagra the Clam
Loob got banged and my a melon was said thank you
come on the aggro you did before you can do it again
This time to die to this guy now
Yeah, this is gonna be a throw
To be honest, I don't mind if a run dies like here or like this at least it's a run going
You know, it's not reset city
Strong 18 damage, yeah
I don't like using the shield in this game Wait wait these enemies are free if you just
go behind them I should know this but I did not I never fought the clams but they can't
Do anything
Don't get cocky
All right, cool
Some EX speedrunner? Okay, shy GPT. Tell me when we would we kill clams in the damn
speedrun? There's never an opportunity we would stop and fight the fucking clams.
of
what the f-
Classic DRAGONASS.
is happening
It's like no muskeleton.
Oh! I can't. Listen, I'm sick.
I can't do it.
I really wish I had some more range stuff to pull enemies.
Right now I can't pull them.
I'm just dead if I go here.
Oh!
That was good.
That was pretty good.
What do you mean no it wasn't you're just hating for zero reason he's right and true
Ahh!
God, this game fucking sucks, dude.
Why are we doing this fucking randomizer? It's trash.
It's the worst randomizer I ever made.
It's not. I'm just salty.
Where do you go to Vamos?
Is it this way?
Backwards is a backwards.
I know Vamos Drill, but I haven't done it in years.
When just fucking... go... away!
Where's the damn Vamos Drill?
Is it through here?
Oh, we're Gravelordered.
cool
Oh yeah, it's over there, I think.
What da da blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I'm vamo-ing.
I think it's over here.
And then it's down here.
okay that's epic and then it's down here and then it's down here and then you
just jog here to be fair that wouldn't have happened if I was actually in the
Randomizer because I just you'll let it now because the dog was on my ass
Do do do do do do yo, I love being grave lorded yay
Goop Larry things the radio pretty good strong
Oh, it's got to be a quicker way there.
Oh, no, we're not getting any garf, nah, nah, I don't think so, nah.
I can't move.
I can't move.
fucking gold keeper
This is so sad
If someone were close to 1,500 hours streamed between all dark souls one versions
You're pretty bad at this. All I hear is yapping. That's it. All I hear is yapping
Stop or take my nipples during long runs or how use nipple tape, bro
But now but that are dead or I'm back
Okay, let's kill these real quick with my shitty ass weapon, nice.
there. Yeah, you literally just run towards it, that's it. You just run towards it.
co-op mic here. Yeah, runs dead. I got kicked off the ledge by a skeleton.
Well you don't sprint Salad, cause then you die I think.
Can you teleport to this bonfire in remaster?
Yeah but you know why I didn't Mattis?
Because the path gets blocked by a clam to run the other way.
That's why I ran all the way around.
Oh you can teleport to this.
Cool.
20 minute hours?
Yeah, in base Dark Souls where that bonfire doesn't exist.
This is the casual version of Dark Souls.
do be do do do be do
All right who is here?
Give me this ship
Is that Moonlight Butterfly?
Yeah
But
Moonlight Butterfly Wheel
it's a
it's a fucking over
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
So fuck it over
Zoom
I don't know what to do with it.
Pop it down, pop it down.
God, that song stuck in my head so annoying.
I've seen how Blues runs to this, and also have I in my speedrun days.
I've always John's wish job. It sounds like you. Okay. Let me listen to it. Hold up. Oh
Wait, can I even know I can right? Yeah, we're good. Okay
Okay, that guy just fucking peace out, okay
timer that runs dead I'm just practicing running through two of the
Giants and checking the items that are there
oh
Why is this grave lord at all the time?
What's going on?
Zoom!
I'm just happy I got a fucking run.
I'm not sure it was so bad and the first two hours of today was also EXTREMELY bad.
I thought I got a run and that's all that matters.
If you just get continuous runs, it's all that matters.
Fucking hell dude, I-
Hello?
Oh
We
It's been months loop
The previous random was like a hundred and seven seventy deaths or something
ZOOOOOO
This is the same rando that I started, yeah, a month ago, yeah.
But I've had breaks from it. I just returned to it a few days ago.
That's why I have
85 deaths. It's not 85 deaths over these four days or whatever it's been since I came back.
Yeah, it's like 30 ish or something
I'll go, okay. Okay, fucking Terminator right over here.
Okay, and now you're...
Well, I'm dead again.
I'm literally just trying to get to fucking Doom on the die-ins, bro.
Fucking rats are playing me.
It's so easy just to rush their tomb of the giants.
It's when you have to loot fucking items, you so ass.
No, the run's dead, it died a while ago.
I got kicked down from a ledge by a skeleton.
for a bubble
ZOOM
ZOOM
I'll see now. No heavy gear weighing me down.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Sneak a peek, right, that's what it's called.
Oh my god, teamwork much?
oh my god die and you die die
here we go let's see it what was down
here was the DLC item down here
We're even are the items here anyways. I know there is one to the left in the cave. Oh and there's
one there, yeah. Is there two or three items?
I'm just going to use some of a hero, or a torius.
There is a cheat sheet.
Yeah, I'm going to check after.
I'm just going to check the balls too.
Oh, and then there's one item here.
Okay. Alright.
Oh, so there's four items. Ah, okay. There's four items in in this area.
Thanks.
what trash compared to this
jump into the blender oh yeah it's fun it's a cool animation
No, it runs dead.
Get mixed off a ledge
It's not a gargoyle pretty sure it's a gargoyle. Yeah. Oh, no
I'm gonna see where this was. Let's find out. Oh fuck. Horrible thing to tap back into.
Jesus!
Let me see now then, this is...
What day is it? 8th?
Yeah...
Uhhh...
503 p.m. seems correct.
Right? Cheat sheet.
What is it called? Lost Pendant?
No, what is it called?
Oh, Broken Pendant, right?
The Dukes archives on top of a bookshelf in the large area after the first bonfire. It was the avalanche chest
It was in the avalanche chest
That sucks that's also a drop I haven't done in forever
ever uh dull peculiar doll was an ooliseal on the roof after the first
bonfire okay that's easy that's easy yo my fix 33 yeah yeah that's one of the
worst items to get in the entire run the avalanche I mean it there's like a
consistent drop down though I'm sure I'm pretty sure there is I was locked to
that chesty I had to get it this is Houston calling Captain Jazz of the
13th space rocket you have missed the landing on you can't master approximately
25 minutes please return to your really or over would commander cast killer
will remove you from duty no I can't I can't any gar from today I'm gonna get
rid of this fucking cold man and swings for life on Sunday
What do you mean from up the stairway, master?
Near the elevator.
Wait, what if it counts as skipping? It's illegal, though.
Oh, it's just a simple jump. That's it. Oh, well then I should be able to find it. I feel
Hey you
Yeah, cuz the chest is over
Where's the chen- Oh there, yeah, okay.
Well I guess you- Yeah, where do you jump to get over here?
Yeah, I'm live this weekend, yeah.
Or is it from...
I'll try without the pairing.
I thought it was just to, like, not move forwards, you know?
Oh, oh, oh, okay, I'm fucking walking this down man.
Yeah, so you could you could do this.
Yeah.
Okay, I got this, I got this.
I got this shit, dude.
So easy.
How do you do this?
How do you do this?
No, stored input.
Why?
Mosquito, can you- Mosquito!
So I'm hiding behind the fuckin' truck!
AHH!
Oh my god!
up
is the poison
I actually don't remember what you did for this part, but yeah, it's getting over this
part.
That's probably the hardest part, I imagine.
He rolled.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's probably the wackiest part right there.
This is not hecking illegal. This is as legal as it gets. True.
Oh
That role is actually mega ass it is mega ass
Oh
It's so precise I it's it's very precise very very precise
I wonder if this is easier with keyboard.
So ass. Fuck this, I'm doing it the OG way dude.
So, what do you think?
Chigren! Big 100 months by the way, dude.
Thank you, thank you.
Some tunes? Chills? Ow. Oh yeah, I need to get up.
Right.
I
Can I play the game play the video game
So, this is the Avalon chest.
My name's Elias, and this is the Avalon Chest.
BOOM!
Yeah, if you fail that, you die and your permanent run is over, by the way.
And I have the fucking DLC item in here.
Fucking hell.
This is the, uh, this is the last, like, this is literally like the last item in the game
you check.
Oh, and ironically, this is probably the last item in the entire game I would check.
Why don't you just turn the bridge, boom, and it's just a step off the ledge?
No, that's the wrong book thing.
You won't reach that.
It's so mega-ass to do this, though.
And like, if you miss it, and it's so easy to miss that drop, you're just dead.
They're dead.
Yeah, we've been talking about him a bit, Sirex. Yeah.
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
You can walk off if you quit out, yeah, but quitting out is illegal, yeah, exactly.
I was thinking if you could stand on that but you know.
No, you don't skip a key item, Sal. There's no quit-out.
All the railings that are rolling off, you can walk slash fist R2 onto the small null.
Sal, what rules do you have for unequipping weapons?
Like this. I know you do it actually, so don't even try to fool me.
Damn, you guys do that? Oh my god, the run's gonna be so easy now.
This does quit. I don't know he does this.
No, he doesn't.
So I'm gonna tab in now and then it's gonna, so...
Oh you can't stand on the rotating railings but the pick is like one pick, railing is like
one pick so wide.
You can walk along the railing, god damn mosquito.
to the small knob. Okay. Let's try it.
I'm looking in, alright?
Do you need distance for this?
Like...
This is so jank.
Oh, okay. I almost got it.
Now I was up on it, I was.
Can I have a little bit later maybe?
Fuck.
This is bad.
No, it's Elephant Forest playing.
Yeah, that's too far away.
Well, it works, though. I'm pretty damn sure it works. I was up there once. Like, kind of.
I was like halfway up or even more
Oh, I did it
Now what I could just walk over the rest
Hey cool damn, I feel young again
I mean that's way harder than a drop but at least there's no risk.
This is the equivalent of wearing a hat in Garfield.
Shut up!
This is a big time skill.
Only skilled gamers can pull this off.
Silent switches his offhand stuff to pair with his fist.
Oh, ironically, I haven't been doing that because I thought that wasn't allowed.
So when I fight Black Knights and shit and I can't parry, I just backstab fish or something.
It might be cheating, dude. It might be cheating.
It could be cheating, chat. It could be...
It could be cheating.
Whatever. Everyone can do whatever they want.
Who cares, to be honest? Who cares?
This does quit out. There's no way he doesn't.
He doesn't quit out.
I'm gonna quit out I won't have to clear this entire fucking area again man
I don't know man!
No, there's no fucking rules chat, right?
My rules is for my run is I don't quit out.
But that's for my run.
Nice challenge, everyone's cheating.
How am I cheating?
What?
I just did I didn't say I would use it in runs though. I just said it was less risk
Oh make
Whoo Claymore
Damn, it's so refreshing to have a run going like I don't mind losing runs when they're going like that
It's just fucking refreshing and nice is what it is
Subnautica is so flushed sams. Yeah, I'm just starting it now when it's midnight almost I'm just gonna see if I have a good start here
It unironically removes the point of use what you get doesn't it if you have a dog-ass
Huntersman that's what you get until you find something better yeah that I mean I haven't
been to switching it yeah it starts with I'll just offhand it but where does it end no
intro runs just faster runs noodle lightning hammers obviously better but
but I think this was claim or a boss resort or whatever it was
I think I'm just going to rush to Quillag or something.
That's valid for all to be honest, though.
That's honestly gangster.
Yeah, I'm rushing to Quellag.
The sub-6-minute Quellag.
Well, that won't happen, but...
I can get there before 6 minutes.
Well, it depends on this.
To be fair, though, I kinda want a better weapon, or at least a plus-5.
Because I'm probably gonna face Artorias or Mannis there.
Like always.
There's a boss house here from the area only in the asylum bug choice or you would just
be soft locked all the time.
Are very bored.
Question is there a rush Quellag or do I just rush?
No, I'll rush to Andre.
Just to see what he asks. If he asks like a god weapon or a pot of night shards.
Auto aim, thanks 21 by the way. Thank you.
Today we go far. We got to was in 13 bosses. Died in catacombs, classic. To be honest, that
run would probably have been mega dead anyways. Because I never, Avalanche has this, like
the last item I check in the entire game. Just because it's such a risk. If you fail
the drop you die like the runs dead and my DLC it pendant was there in the
Avalon chest so it's pretty well sometimes goes if early yeah but I feel
like it's also a big bait but I do it sometimes yeah
Avalon chest is free with that skip I did, yeah, but the question is, is it legal to
skip?
Probably not.
You gotta do the Avalon drop.
You gotta risk it all for that one rubbish that's gonna be in that chest when you do
it.
That's how it is.
That's the nature of the rando.
That's the nature of the permanent.
the nature of life oh sorry yeah no that Lord Vessler shouldn't show thanks for
the reminder there we go
True Mad Max, regrettably.
It actually is faster to let Oscar talk than kill him, I believe, but yeah, no, it should
be like that.
It's one of the first things I learned back then.
But I just can't be r-smashing through the combo.
Are the runs good today? Yeah! Previous one was good. I mean, I couldn't complain.
It's pretty chill.
But, uh, yeah, I mean, it's not like I died to anything difficult.
I got fucking kicked off a ledge by a skeleton.
Oh well. It happens.
It happens.
That was a good run though, that was like if I could get runs that are just like that
I don't mind man, I don't mind or it's when you're stuck in Reset City.
Oh my god, it's so annoying.
Did the grenade throw incident wasn't even my fault, that's the game's fault.
Watch the clip in slow motion and tell me RE4 Remake isn't fucking scuffed when it comes to grenades.
I shouldn't have looked behind me there.
Yeah, who has the grenade throw incidents?
Where is it?
Someone have a clip to that cuz I don't wait shit. Do we have a command for it?
grenade
grenade throw
October, yeah, the left throw?
Do we know how to have a
There was a command for that yeah, it should be
It's only fucking some pussy can we remove that it's awful a
a throw of the century thank you watch this and tell me throwing grenades in
this game is not fucking scuffed watch this in quarter speed watch this I have
just thrown the nade watch wait okay it's the next nade it's the next nade
do you see it do you see that shit watch again frame by frame yeah and it's my
My fault, by the way.
The Grenadier spawns in the middle of the screen.
It doesn't spawn.
How can you say that?
The proof is literally right in front of you.
Like, look!
What? Open eyes, man!
The proof is right here.
It's ass of hell.
How is this any shape or form, my fault?
crazy it yeah sick dude sick sick oh wait what is this
this part is so fucking dumb too what are the dumbest things I've had happen in
my in my runs back then
How does that even happen what kind of physics is that I mean front of her dude
Dude, how is that physically possible?
Oh...
Are you s- How does that even-
It's because- Yeah, it's camera-based bullet.
Oh, it's so annoying, dude.
The fuck is Ashley ear reveal?
Shocking.
Wait...
Is this...
Is this unedited?
Wait...
I like how we're 34 minutes into this all right we got anyways chas pretty late
Ah, TRIMO runs tomorrow!
Hopefully my cough is better.
Reagol hit!
Reagol hit!
Ooh!
Oh no, he's nine hours in almost eight and a half.
He was stuck.
How does he die here?
There's no gravity death here.
and he has a lot of health oh oh wait is that kind of gonna
No way, dude! Fuck you!
Oh, bullshit!
That is insane! What is that damage?
It's only a matter of time, Lippa-buddy!
Alright, it's only a matter of time! I think you're gonna beat it.
I-I hope you do.
But it's only a matter of time before you stumble into something like this.
Fucking hell!
Look at that!
No way, dude! Fuck you!
Alright...
Bullshit!
Oh...
Yeah, countered image, it was. It's printing.
Oh, Walter. Oh, I'll link the clip here.
Ugh, Walter.
Why is he hanging midnight?
Whoa, whoa, whoa
He didn't die right
There's no way what do you mean? There's no way
I am out of here fuck this I am out of here
I'm back tomorrow morons tomorrow go really far tomorrow see you then you can't still
sign up for wings for life if you haven't I guess sent the wrong time yesterday it was
Not at midnight. You can actually sign up until...
On time, my phone here.
But I think you can sign up on the day of the event too, like two hours before it.
Anyways, if you want to do what you can do here, I'll see you tomorrow.
Appreciate y'all.
Bye-bye.
I love you guys.