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Chris, Chris.
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Oh, back to the jail again, oh no, back to the jail again.
finnester, back to the jail again... not again... back to the jail again... uh oh,
back to the jail again... Oh no... back to the jail again, finnester
back to the jail again... drainout, because not again... back to the lab again...
nononono!
not today!
today
is mega gaming
everyday
It's Mega Gaming.
Altucumo Gnomo. Tomorrow's Mega running.
Yeah, I'll be happy if I can scratch together a pop. I don't know. 15.
I mean, is Red Bull's events on porch make sense?
I think it's 42.
There it is.
40.
Hey, get my release.
And he says things to me.
All of this just works.
It's gaming time.
It's gaming time.
Hey, you.
I am wearing the same shirt. Yes. Problem. I was supposed to be a troll face. How do
Troll face IRL.
Alright, now that we're good.
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
It's hard.
Let's go.
Did I re-roll? I'm gonna redo it just to make sure.
I fought a runge last night while I died in catacombs.
Five hours in.
I was at 13 bosses, I think.
A lip I could probably do a great role face, yeah.
No math thanks.
Good morning, jukebox.
Yeah, I am still sick, well, sick is a bit of overstatement.
My nose is just stuffed, that's it, it's really annoying, it just never goes away.
Super Kraken mega noy
Where's my damn Kia item overlay?
There. I forgot to enable it.
There we go. It should be working. Yeah.
We are so Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, we are so Gucci, we are so Gucci, we are so Gucci, Gucci,
cool, cool.
Yo SlyCommander, what up?
Oh
Yo, so I command sir, what up? I got a new job after being laid off and someone got more money. Oh congrats man. Let's go
And key to the 77 thank you
Today is the day
Cliffhanger, today is the cliffhanger, and also a dagger run, I guess.
Yay!
Hunter!
Yeah, we go Hunter, solid start.
me like a gaming time cuddle. Yeah.
Made it come as 87.
Must have been 86.
Snipton x 42.
Baratone x the 40 again.
On previous run die, I got kicked
into the into gravity death by a skeleton in the catacombs I just I
positioned myself very badly because I thought I was gonna stagger him but I
didn't and then he literally just kicked me in the face I flew back and I died
because I fell down oh well bound to happen sometimes bound to happen
nito that's very neat
at least you can't get kicked to death by the skeleton in tonight's start card
complex right right well well well well you ecumatics 94 it's not sick to
ladies just stuff nose into some cop thing it's not sick it doesn't count
I don't have any fever
So
Dude we have way too many Garfimo way too many
Don't lose that it's a bow.
Do not pick it up.
Do not redeem.
Oh, what a pull up.
No, I'm going to go alone.
I have never seen the Dwarf Field Card movies that I can remember.
No, there's a Garfield movie.
movie, not Garfield. Yeah, it says it looks reeeally good. Reeeally good.
Okay, you. Okay, you.
Good to buy now. I think it's 44.
Thank you.
Don't give me any weapon.
Oh, that's perfect. Sick.
Okay, I might rush some bosses with this.
Okay.
Yeah, seeing as we have extra stamina regen, we have a lot of souls with this.
Yeah, let's go for some bosses.
Here's the right call.
Let's do this and then just head straight down to Quilag. I'm even light
rolling Jesus Christ actually we could go for sif instead since I am a light
rolling it and I won't get an item dropped in my head quite like it gives
an item when she dies or whoever it's gonna be
He is scientist.
Leppa's gonna beat it.
He is.
They're just a finished god gamer.
No one can stand before the finished god gamer.
It is what it is.
Chat I accept a job offer to move to Edinburgh from Freedomland.
Let's go, Evorsan, congrats.
No, he still has like a hundred and forty K left in five hours, which is not going to happen
I'm sure he's going to finish anyways though
We almost had a heat stroke yesterday, 34 degrees, yeah, it's brutal, truly brutal.
Yeah, I can't burn a mark, yeah.
I do.
I'd never stall a lot somewhere.
Well it's rare.
Very rare.
You already learned to make 16?
I might just run immediately to Sif from where I am right now.
I truly don't see why not, instead of going immediately to Andre.
I don't think so.
I don't want to fight that Black Knight, he's going to drop an item.
I gotta kill this monkey though.
Oh, it's Wyvern.
Oh, you know what?
He might fry me.
Okay, let's be smart.
He might fry me at the ladder if I rush the ladder.
Or he's just stun locked over there.
Okay, he seems to be stun locked.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oop!
No!
Climb!
No.
It's not.
Janitor, I think it's the eight years, brother.
Thank you, killer surf.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
Bad with these five year anniversary
Oh, sir.
Yeah, the wreck that was on Tuesday. Yeah.
I'm live Tuesday, yeah. The schedule below is updated.
And who do we have here? The salad special? Rushing Sif?
Yeah!
Damage is decent. It's all good.
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I don't want to give him any space, that's when he starts partying, and then it's scary.
You never want to let Super Ornstein party.
It's not a good party.
Give me a homework bone.
No!
Come on, man, Avalyn!
Oh, it's alright. We can loot some stuff here, I guess.
Mystery key. So mysterious.
Native takes the one year and a boom three.
Densey, Densey, party, party.
I'm in the middle of some nautica run, trash panda.
But...
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Put up Zoodle.
Hi, dude. Thank you.
Sick ring.
Alright, we got this door unlocked now. We could check if it's safe to loot this item over here.
whoops ghost wait what is that dark sorcerer yeah not doing that
Not without a weapon to fight with.
Yeah, Mr. X, you are.
Mr. X, you are.
There is also one more item, I forgot.
There's some items in this part of the forest, but I have nothing to kill.
I have nothing to kill people, kill people then.
I have nothing to kill the enemies with.
So it's a little bit scary to grab the stuff.
But there's an item here.
Ah, the Gargoyle Tailax.
We could loot this chest too. Not the one in the water, that's two. Well, maybe we could
loot the one in the water. There's a ghoul in there I see.
Kind of...kind of bad damage here.
Is there a best weapon in this one?
Yeah, Black Knight Halberd.
What is it?
Goulam?
Oh, Wyvern?
Yeah, bad end snake, man.
That's too risky.
I'm not doing that now.
Which is worse?
Guardian's Tail or Mailbreaker?
Oh, Guardian's Tail.
Please, with Mailbreaker, you can repost your backstab.
I guess you could poison when the Guardians tail, but poison is ass.
Oh, dingy road, nice.
Will I play Leonel's Die Mode at some point?
Ah, maybe, I mean, if I really have nothing else to do for me, if I get in the mood, but...
I mean, it seems alright.
It does
How did golf shoot down Calamity Hawk 2 2 2
Is it ass I thought it seemed okay
not allowed to work out. Okay. Well, Lord Vessel, guardian legs. You go in. It can't
spawn in the asylum. First time garfer.
Num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num
Gambas? Yeah we could do a gamba. Ten bosses, easy.
Yeah, Creepscarf, thanks 44. Let me get to a safe area and I can start one.
Not fighting that guy, no need right now.
That's NAM, N-A-M, NAM, Vietnam.
Sub-Yang-Suh.
Oh, I know who is in the butterfly arena.
It's four kings.
Is the mug easier than further your progress?
Yeah, because you have more options to...
I'm stuck in the corner.
I'm not stuck in the corner. You have more options to play around with. In the beginning, you're very locked.
Okay, there's some light gear here though, which is good.
This weapon ain't the grandest, though.
Or will I play DS3 perma-slot?
Never, it sucks.
Look at my souls, dude!
Leet!
I think I'll try to get to the merchants
In uh, on the bird god this weapon is so bad
Well, we haven't really looted fire links, so
Really right no, I haven't seen it
That's annoying though. That's so annoying when that happens
Okay, and then we loot this.
The Gargoyle axe is decent if you manage to upgrade it.
Any weapon in this game kinda is though, except for the whips.
Let's go, Nailene!
except for what whips whips are mega ass in this game
Did I get this item on the right?
Yeah.
Okay, we have the claymore to buy here, but I say we try to get to the undead bird merchants.
see if he's rocking any upgrade materials or something.
Giant guy, vagrant, doesn't look too bad.
Yah, Yahshari, thank you.
So regular vagrant, so.
Oh fuck, okay.
Jesus.
Hey, you!
Great hobo. Nah.
I do not. I think you're projecting, brother man.
Hey, you!
That's what I think.
Little nephew.
Why aren't you coming down, man?
Come on!
Come on!
Well, the humanity died.
That's great.
I need this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go.
Am I on earl?
Uh, no.
Cool.
We take that.
cool we take that and hope we get something cool okay broadsword is alright I can work
with it
I don't know what to do.
Alright.
Oh, that's a pain in the world.
I
See the trend for sinking city to know I haven't even I haven't played the first one
Yeah muffin fuck yeah, dude, let's go. Thanks 43. Snea remelo. Thanks 22
Are you willing to start the same game as your 24-7 stream at the same time and compare
progress to see if you are old for washed geeky?
Well, what game?
Old me was so lucky dude, it's insane.
Okay, let's not hop in there yet. Oh, shit.
If I don't kill this vagrant, I will die. He's gonna snipe me
sometime in the future, so I need to kill and murder.
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I'm live tomorrow yeah it's Monday I'm gone another red fence and make grins
Watch out for that, bait this, just go.
Good day sir, here is the current reports.
After 31 runs controlled, you didn't count 2 deaths after run 26 and 28, please add 2 deaths to your current count.
I am returning to work in your basement.
I don't trust it.
Thank you, Kai.
I don't trust it.
Another raid vagrant.
It was actually, ah thank you Shinky by the way.
We actually have some cool double greatswords here.
Darkhand is very good.
I could also just plus five the broadsword.
Ah.
Instead of just buying weapons.
I have an okay weapon.
You know what?
I think we do this.
i think we uh... just plus five this sword
why doesn't have any more
here is the trailer for it
looks awesome
oh for sinking city isn't that game kinda like
Didn't they say like Outer Wilds or something?
Let's go plus five this.
Well, hopefully we can.
Can I dial the 5 hour run to fucking this is sparta?
Yep.
Forgotten city is similar to other worlds.
Oh!
Oh, Forgotten city and sinking city.
Ah.
Dude.
I guess I'm started here plus five broadsword I won't even be able to plus five it yet
though i think i'm too poor
right you
Huh.
Okay, I do have enough. One, two, three damage.
I need attacks pretty fast. And you know what, I am light rolling, so let's go and pay a...
Pay a Kweleg of this hit.
With this.
Did I rest here?
I shouldn't have.
Good.
Hey, you!
Optimal!
The Boxing's the ADA!
I don't know any Xythe.
Probably I guess
Thank you, Piafix 57, Fedbox 688, I level next things 30, Silvercruise makes for the 45
Can you host the PvP server for community for code and exiles? I would do it if people had interest in it, yeah
Have I seen new hoodie
slip
New hoodie slop called severed or the good dog
No, what? Hoodie Slip? Hoodie Slip?
This mask is Mask of the Child.
Yeah, I haven't looted this area, but plus five broadsword, let's see what we can do.
Should you go outside today?
Yeah.
It's good to go outside a little bit every day, you know?
Have I seen the US UFO sites?
Wait, I mean Area 51 or what?
Or is there something new going on?
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U.S. government classified, unclassified many documents about UFO.
Damn.
Oh no, not dragon ass and the giant mushroom.
Uh, it might be fine though. It looks to be pretty fine.
What the fuck?
How rude.
Suck my dick a guy.
Alright.
Ever tell me you're in this area I'm tended to watch the why am I toxic video?
Why am I poison?
Why am I toxic?
Oh, is it madness?
No, it's Iron Giant. Cool. This is very doable.
there we go.
There we go.
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the
base lines that
probably stack her in one more time right with some clean R2's
I'm Levi dude. Beast Titan. Yeah, Stagger.
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah, I've seen the entire show, hugs.
I'm glad you like them, Alex.
yeah let's go check who's these lists is
We'll be around this for 10 years at least.
I mean, not just this, but there's plenty of games that are gonna have perma-slop, you know?
Easy ten years of contents. Easy.
I am so excited for gothic remake dude.
I'm so high for that.
Yeah, the catalyst.
Uh, isolith catalysts.
It's very tempting, it's not a hard fight, but I don't deal like any damage.
I'm pretty sure smoking gets stuck here, right?
Yeah, he's stuck right there.
Are you blocking Ornstein?
The plan was for Ornstein to fit through.
Why am I up all because of the bracelet?
I'm not sure if he's aiming at me or not, but he's aiming at me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
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I didn't just thought I could plant this here. Not for now, no. Sorry. Only like, I guess,
Twilight Princess.
Well yeah, I got-
Gotta wear marathon.
Banger.
Oh, you meant horror slope. Oh.
It's every time it's a blackjack horror game.
The good dog is a horror game,
but it's pretty much a dog chasing ghosts.
the movie. There's a movie like that. It was kind of bad, though. Haven't heard of them.
Yeah, I like the idea.
Early access though.
No rush.
Yeah, I saw it earlier.
Miya got updated to Nuclear Nima recently?
Really?
version 6.4 oh yeah two days ago new map ui new menu screens new perk menu new in-game
HUD okay okay oh they fixed them and made the perks like this instead that is so much
better the other way it was so like convoluted and shit snowmobiler remastered more perform
model randomized color variants increased fidelity yeah i'm playing subatica 2 on the 14th when it comes out
so okay that's what they did all right
there's also this which was in april major performance optimization
helicopter blades are lethal on contact did they fix this scuffed in-game audio
I wonder, like the voiceover network or whatever? New Gore system! Cool! Cool!
Does anyone know if they fixed the voiceover network in the game? Because it's
so scuffed sometimes.
Imposter mode that's funny
I guess we'll keep going with a broad sword for a bit
Oh, yeah, I need to open my dashboard. Hold up. I should do that before stream, but I always forget every time
Activity feed and there we go. Oh, yeah, you link me a trailer. Where's your link?
And give voices okay
the sinking city too right I mean I never played the first one so three
So this came from a Skyrim mod?
No?
It's for Gulps and City. God damn it.
What the hell is going on?
He's like Indiana Jones.
You have it dead
Def animation
Cool monsters I like them
Oh
Frames
Sorry
I mean, it actually looks pretty legit though.
I never get a true little bit janked, but super cool monster designs.
Faye Adelaide best.
Calvin!
Will you contact a god with me?
I- I- it's actually kind of cool.
I'm pleasantly surprised and there crashes my entire browser.
fucking epic dude even my chat is just crashed everything just froze sick
there we go okay we're back had to tab into the game in it fixed it and there
goes my kid okay what the fuck's going on anyways oh yeah I'm using chrome yeah
true I thought I was on firefox I was on firefox for a long time
dude a curian makes six two
channel recently we started watching a show love death robots
that's so good dude it's so nice
are you seeing love death robots it's so good
I recently watched the Hunter episode, you know, with the Fox lady.
That's cool.
Ah, it's fear is old.
Ah, okay.
Anyways, yeah.
That is a really good show thus far
Well these enemies look pretty alright I have to say what a backstop that guy yeah some episodes are like six minutes long somewhere 15
It's very nice, it's just, yeah.
Not sure what I think.
Oh man, if I had a fire bomb here, Jesus Christ.
Why am I poisoned?
Why am I toxic?
of
of
fucking hell
black mirror love the throbots
uh oh shot I don't know I haven't seen black mirror in a while
I'll be back.
Man, if I wasn't mid-rolling, I'd be sick.
Is it the iron bracelet that weighs a lot?
4.3, yeah.
Is there any chief for- ow!
Oh, you re-aggroed.
Okay, let me see.
I've never seen Secret Level, no, it's some same people that did love the robots.
Oh, okay, cool, yeah, I've heard of Secret Level, but I've never watched it.
Wanderer 2.1, if I buy these, I should be light-rolling.
Nice.
Secret level also has a Concorde episode.
If you like from what's kind of out?
Oh, really?
Carneval?
Is it an English show?
I've never heard of it.
I do like Tron though.
Uh oh.
This monkey is...
Okay, let's run back in.
Is it HBO one?
Yikes.
Okay, maybe the church is cleared now.
Should you ever need a new Golem like?
I recommend Aliens Colonial Marines.
Somebody's asked for kind of fun, really.
the colomio marines
i hear it
up the but
up the but you could say yeah
dragon ass over here
oh what the fuck
there's two dragon asses
here
okay well
Oh no, that doesn't look good.
Fuck it's madness.
This way the screen shake by the way.
I know he has it for on this four kings into man is he hasn't
I might die to this guy though when he starts doing spells because he's going to do the shotgun and I'm going to roll off the roof.
Do the amount of times I've fought madness with just barely any damage in this random.
I slide on 18 bosses. Holy me, I got PB of Hell. His previous PB was 9.
So he must have killed Madis then. Oh wait, he's on 8. Oh. Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, nice to finally see them after 826 easy ones.
All right.
Standard madness fight in this stream right here.
I'm very scared for when he starts doing magic because I'm pretty sure I might roll off the roof from the shotgun.
Oh, it's way better than the Gula Marina.
Way, way, way, way, way better.
I got to pay attention. He's gonna start do magic now.
Yeah, cool!
I got stuck on something, and I need to see what's...
I HECKING LOVE FIGHTING MANUS EARLY EVERY RUN IT'S SO FUN!
Uhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhhh...
I always got Snotlock to death.
But I was SPRINGTING!
I should've gone backwards, I guess.
Uhhhhhhhh...
I'm so bored of fighting Manus in the first four fights over and over and over again.
And like, I don't have a choice but to fight him because this is Gargoyles.
Well, I should have ran backwards.
Nothing more to it.
Should have ran backwards.
I thought I could just run behind him because I wanted to create more distance, but I guess they track better.
If you do that.
one million hours and still losing to be bell and pod chump
SMA don't worry lil'unk
the thing is my problem is I start I've done this fight so many times with no
damage that I'm starting to like zone out doing it because it's so fucking
boring when you do it for the 20th time in a row
Boss equals madness.
That's my name.
That's dark hand, isn't it?
I'll take Hallimat to Wadiah.
Madness can't spawn in the asylum.
Hey Larks, thanks for your 374, thank you.
Yeah, I just died to madness up on the roof.
I keep dying to him because I fight him so early, like 80% of my runs I have him in the first four bosses, where I have to kill him.
I can't proceed otherwise, and then I have to fight him for 20 minutes, and then I fall asleep mid-fight and then I die.
I've already played that as the school goes early access.
You can sense skip you have it that's not allowed no glitches or skips allow
How long will this trip go from now seven more hours
Is there early accesses with art pictures?
Not that I know of.
BONG!
No, I'm not doing some lot of Katukko off now.
I probably shouldn't feel here because I'll die if I do just run past them should be
fine.
If I don't last for him die, I'll give you three guesses about the boss I got on the
Gargoyle Roof.
It's the same boss you see 80% of the time in this stream.
The thing is, I don't mind fighting, man.
When it's like mid or late game, it's alright.
I mean, like, it's a fun fight.
But when you do it over and over and over again early game, it's just it's...
You just know all it's 20 minutes of dodging and tickling him.
Fuff, puff, puff, puff... Has the game ever made you cry? Yeah.
I think the first one that really made me ball on stream was, uh…
The walking dead season one.
Same larksa crying side. I cry inside when I see madness at Gargoyles or Coylag.
So I cry a lot.
Thank you, Kuno!
the arc mod for Zomboid? No. Wait, did he just give me the same armor that I'm wearing?
Wow. Amazing.
Now...
Hey, you!
Oh, we got plenty of loot!
Fig with X91, thank you!
I'll kill my run in my PB literally just two enemies ganging up on me against the wall.
That's it.
It wasn't anything like cool or funny or anything.
Just two enemies stun locking me.
I died.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, he's a story driven hardcore mod for oh, really?
For Zombies, working empty is very good for Permanent Runs.
Oh!
I
You
Yeah, you can knock all this is rare
You're to my thank you
We just had a run to die to gargoyle roof boss was it for Boston I
Got mannists in the gargoyle roof
I know right snoobooms shameless that guy is
I'm gonna loot this
There's a lads of any wager and who beats this run first and I mean that's not fair
to be honest everyone is doing like different rules it feels like
salad's weapon toggling this does quits quit outs and skips
left-byes playing unscaled well or playing scaled he's not right now though
so it's all just oh my god okay
come back soon
this is the recovering from r9 please don't challenge him to anything
i'm just saying everyone has different rules in the lads when they're doing this one
Someone said to stop toggling.
Uh, oh. That's nice, yeah.
My special rule is CBT.
Got the doll.
someone take oh the dragon I just died
there we go someone takes that me to follow his steps for a tired for a
Titanite shard said it's a secret free piece in the game and the steps were for
Infinite Souls glitch the first sort of game ever ruined
Why you didn't have to use the glitch though, did you?
No, it's literally lepah stealing them all CB it is
He's stealing every single one.
Metal, thanks for years Metal Snake, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Whenever I do it I'll fucking fight rolling with no good weapon, yeah, yeah, that's classic.
That's fine, decent stats.
Still a little bit under the weather tour goal, so running tomorrow is going to be a bit rough.
Possible, but rough.
Oh, maybe I can fist this.
Oh yes, male breaker, my beloved.
That was the job there.
What's weapon toggling?
Oh, toggling off your weapon like this so you can parry.
But apparently Salad doesn't do that anymore.
We gaslit him into not doing it yesterday.
I run tomorrow's 1pm.
Oh wait, this hood actually goes with this armor.
It's kind of hard.
I like it.
Salad needs to take a long walk on a short pier.
What?
I never heard that one before.
Bad bad guy.
It was Larks I was at it.
He's a mold.
is the worst punishment you can get.
I
Reinforce club I do like that one it's pretty good
No super sheep there
Okay, not the best to work right there wait. She's not a mold. Well, I could have I could have sworn Luxo was mold
What it's no y'all like a scuffed green icon what the hell is this shit?
it. BTTV Pro since November 2018. What? Nah, that's crazy.
You're a mod CV.
She doesn't use Twitch anymore, buddy.
Oh, it's Gravelorded, I'm dead.
Best game I've played so far this year?
I always find that question like extremely tough to answer.
I don't know.
Ultimate drummer
Yeah, actually maybe crimson desert I was super hooked on that
It's just so fun that game
Y'all Leo it's
Why did I loot when having Black Knight Greatsword because I will never be able to use the Black
and I grazed her without getting souls from loot.
uh oh north thorn leggings
you'd skill at home.
Ooh, cool. Very sick.
I was heavy CB and then I did some skillful jumps and stuff and now I'm not anymore you
know.
That's just okay.
I guess I'll just get fucked instead.
Why did it deal so much damage?
I was like my entire health bar from Tara's Demon.
Oh well, whatever.
It was ass.
It was ass.
We all know I would have been mad as Aqualag anyways.
I think you're thinking of the French challenge, Goldstraps, maybe?
It's not the same as this one.
Yeah, it might have been the last eyes of the tourists that would explain his health pool
I guess. Hey, to the pan, take sauce, please.
Manus, please.
What's that? Is that Gargoyle Hubbard?
Damn, there's like no exciting starts here.
I think every single run today has been just very meh starting classes.
I actually don't know what to start, maybe just warrior for stats.
Probably.
with a large upper body
whoo
swole
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
My latest attempt up there?
I'm not sure that's worth it.
Either it undies it in the first 20 minutes or it makes it 5 hours plus.
There's like no in-between.
I don't go all in the game.
I don't know if I should have looted that.
He's a hell of a you in it undead here.
Can it be a solid man?
No, man is can spawn here.
Holy one guide by work CB. It's over
Tricky damage was everything dark was like 75
Hello W. Yeah. The two hour warm up is almost done.
Egg?
Okay, Largo.
Yeah, I was gonna see me. I just didn't walk today. It almost took me out. It's awful.
that's not
that's not
the
there
is
that
you
that
you
I
I missed the time so I used to deal damage.
He's still running and completely chopped.
Are you mean the German guy?
Yeah.
What a beast.
and
any good loot here maybe something that can be a bit on the
lighter side thank you now
of
of
the
the
the
This is not a speeder, it's a challenge run.
Oh
Okay decent though solo Priscilla cool
Didn't you finish a DS1 rando in the past and this is your end up. Yes. Yeah, I did
True, CB, true.
Uwig means use what you get.
Walls good, thanks for the one of high.
This is not the French challenge, no.
Hi from Sweden, Faital.
Alright, well, we looted some far link.
There's nothing too exciting, but we've got some ruined souls.
Hello?
I'm not dragon-ass.
Get 16 and then up this and then just up this save a few souls for jump
Ah, it's been known as use what you get for just so long random panda
It's either use what you see or use what you get
Or use what you see sucks though in my book
It's all good random pandas all good all good. Yeah, it's just
Like when I did my first random Iser's 10 plus years ago
It was also called use what you see or use what you get so that's why
I decided to check hell divers too and the steam reviews are most negative
Oh yeah, they did some like balancing thing, right?
They nerfed the good guns
No, Jagger, no
Maybe next it wings for life I could stream it somehow
there might be a runner backpack out by then but not tomorrow I'm not even
100% healthy there's gonna go as far as I can and then back home and surround back
to silent oh shit
How many kilometers is it?
I mean, the finish line is when the car catches you.
Before I got ill, I would probably get like 18k, but it's not going to happen tomorrow.
I'll probably do like a 13, 14 maybe.
We'll see.
Just timer based so yeah.
Did you put one euro kilometer on me?
I thank you.
Oh yeah the invisible wall here.
Oh fuck.
Be kind, be kind, be kind.
Oh...
It's fine, Jess. Like, it will be chill.
It's li- it's- it's a charity event. It's not like I'm on an actual timer. I don't have to hit a certain goal or anything.
Just be out on the ballot until the car catches. You don't have to run.
It won't be like when I did a Swedish classic with 30k sick.
Oh, that was surprisingly well.
Oh, finally.
Boy, come here.
here you just don't do the shoulder please there we go Lord vessel hey I'll
I'll take a gargle, Halbert.
The finish line is when the car catches you, it's a crazy sentence on a context.
Yeah, true.
Well all that money that you pay sell gift goes to parallel research, spinal cord research
so it's fine.
It's a lot of good to drop the gameplay trailer, I don't want to see it I think, it's almost
out. Probably watching more of the Garf video today, yeah.
So, so...
Tidal Knight shards infinite and a large Tidal Knight shards infinite, so that's very good.
I wish they were a bit cheaper, but
Hey, we take it. I do not have a melee weapon right now
Let's buy one fire bomb
Good evening half a bow
Ah, they were 500, not 50.
Are you playing as my DS2 PC version? Oh, you mean Death Stranding? No, no.
Yeah, Large was 50, yeah, but I won't be able to use those unless I find the
the ember, which could be anywhere in the entire game.
Oh, Lucerne!
OK, am I heavy with this?
I would like to plus five this.
It's actually OK weapon.
You know what? We need to get rid of these legs and helmet though.
And there is one more loot I could do. Hopefully it's not a weapon, surely?
Can you stop spawning Manus in my first three boss fights over and over and over again, Nash?
It's getting tedious as fuck fighting man is for 20 minutes every day I'm run
Okay buckler
Very heavy still so it's the helmet. It's the helmet gloves and legs. Okay. What do you sell here boy?
Oh boy.
This armor?
Ah, it's when moon-lie-roam is a guindolin or whatever, yeah.
No gear, hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
Not allowed to unequip, yeah.
The Neptune Dweller, thanks to the two years.
Are the alerts broken?
I feel like they are
Stream elements down classic absolute classic
Nishandra, Nishandra, Nishandra, Elana.
Nishandra, Nishandra, this is 500 bucks a paw.
might not be actually should have rested in Firelink but could try getting to the Firelink merchants
and loot on the way hopefully I won't find a weapon but I need to get rid of these heavy armor
your name is umbral I had a run died to man is up on the gargle roof I mean it
was a short run
man is madness man is our tour use
come on stream elements what are you doing well chat doesn't see that I'm
trying to log in I guess what up mommy's bonk high there we go will it
work now let me see no stream elements is legit just down why is it down so
so often. Oh well. I remember last time I had a dragon ass up above me. I got goomba
Stomped into gravity death
Though this is a different spawn
Wait did the dog just make it over here
come on I need you to see that's the very large ember it's the large ember I
want large ember is godlike
Why?
And then Calamity Ring, are you fucking- oh my god.
And then calamity ring are you fucking oh my
The best part is I don't think there was any shop that sold rings
Hopefully on that merchant does if I can survive. There's a big enemy here. I think yeah a dark break
That ring it makes you take double damage. Oh fuck off
Well, we gotta Yolo it hope I live I'm Asher
I want it
yeah yeah yeah I cannot believe I'm still alive but I won't be alive for
much longer oh my yeah yeah
Don't snipe my ass please.
Okay, I actually made it to the...
Please, if there's nothing good here, this run is gonna be really rough.
No rings.
Black Firebombs for a hundred.
It's all of a hero.
Proud Nights.
Great hero.
Proud Nights. Great hero. That's good.
Okay.
I don't know what just go for a boss fight and maybe it's a boss like far as demon or
or something. Yeah. I don't see any enemies over here except
a regular hollow. Could be easy loot. Oh, this guy will destroy me.
I need to get rid of this ring.
Oh, having this ring on is so bad.
one of my return to take an eights, never.
I like taking eight but I'm not playing online anymore.
No D-Dolls, seriously.
Am I excited to run tomorrow?
I am, but it sucks that I won't be able to run near full strength.
There's my ten of these.
And then we can upgrade this.
Hey, we have a plus five Lucerne is not bad. It's good damage
We can also buy a witch's cloak here we should do that and we are mid-rolling all of a sudden now still I
Really want to get rid of this ring
But you know what we don't really have a choice but to go for boss fights now
So what we do is we pop all the souls we have
We put everything into health, and we pray.
I'm thinking
That's the damage of the necromancer!
Oh my god, yeah.
What's the next shop I can go for it's it's yeah, it's sense fortress guy
Sense fortress guy is the next so okay, what do we have up there doesn't look too bad
Oh, yeah, no merchant after gargoyles. You're right. Yeah, we gotta hope he has something I
Could go to Vamos I guess we need a shop that has some rings is what we need
need. Run. This is terrifying.
new launder guy sold rings did he?
oh my god snip snip!
That guy will kill me so fast.
Oh, that's terrifying.
Hi.
You know what?
Maybe just bait them down and just see all those sprints to the boss.
okay go go go just pray you don't get blocked by anyone now
I need two rings to get rid of calamity
oh fuck
No!
No!
No!
No!
Anything but a ghost... anything but a ghost would have been fine... of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Uh...
Dark Hand.
Ooh, hello there.
Fuck him.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fuck it. Let's do that. At least it wasn't Manus. Even Manus would have been better to
have there than that ghost.
city, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset, reset. Over and over and
over again. Kalamity ring and dust crown ring is the two worst things you can find. Take
Double damage or half your health?
I'm purple though. Okay, of course I choose the class that has the fire sword because it's a good weapon
There's two bosses in the game where you don't where you just won't deal any damage with that weapon. Guess which ones they are
Like this is so ridiculous
All right, I'm so tired of this
I have a club. Oh, yeah
Yeah! Club might actually be fine.
I'm just gonna die first?
No, you loot the club, but you save this one.
I could also just reset, but nah! Fuck it, let's go.
I'm probably dead anyways.
Bro is mega cursed today. This is the last three days of this render. It's like this.
I shouldn't have lost a run I had yesterday, in five hours plus run.
Then a wide burn!
It has to be some sick karma.
I'm just fucking... MOVE!
It would be better just to reset here, but I'm not going to.
This run will win.
Just f- just kill me, guys.
Nice!
Stunlock!
What the fuck?
I'm so tired of this fucking shit-ass random to shit-ass seeds and fucking sea-slice everywhere
when I fire a weapon and then Wyvern's blocking my asshole so I can't take a shit!
Oh, I'm so tired.
Oh, I'm so tired.
I can't fucking get anything, man!
Calamity ring!
Madness!
Ceaseless!
bless!
Heavy roll!
Oh!
When I finally get a good starting class, look at the starting helmet.
This is a sick joke.
The sick fucking joke is what it is.
I don't care, I'm playing with it.
What's bad about the helmet?
They're about to find out in about five seconds.
Bold.
Look at my health bar.
Oh, you haven't found the Lord Vessel yet? At least we're out of the asylum. I'm proud of you, Salad.
My runs today?
Madness on Gargoyle Roof.
Gust the Lock to Death.
Calamity Ring, Fat Roll.
No Shopsled Rings.
What else did I lose my run to? Oh yeah!
Ceaseless.
And Wyvern in the Asylum.
But it's okay. It's okay. This will be the run. I know it will be. I have a feeling.
You had Gwyn on Gargoyles in your current run? Wait, Gwyn on Gargoyles? I'll be you parodying, I guess.
I'm sick dude.
The alerts are down.
by the way so they don't work yeah this does quit out chat snitched yesterday
I mean there's no rulebook for this run you can do whatever the fuck you want who cares
There's
Run sucks no matter what
I just gotta get rid of this helmet now and then we go for some boss fights.
We need to get out of like the recent city.
Oh yes, Halad.
Yeah, I gotta find the Lord Vessel.
Yeah, you had the Four Kings and Madness, I saw. That's rough.
Best runs of far today. Ah, got two Gargoyles and then it was Madness that just unlocked me to death.
Very well
Now
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm just going to go back to the game.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm just going to go back to the game.
This five
I am not looting because I'm rushing towards the next shop to see if there's a helmet there.
And if there's an okay weapon, I could be light roll with an okay weapon.
I can make it to André on this without dying.
I'm assuming I don't get sniped by something.
Yoshi, can't you close the door after you?
Shhhhhh.
Elder ring Morrowind mod, randomizer premise software.
Does that work well, the Morrowind... mod?
The name of the food game you play?
Scrandle?
I was not finished.
I do that every time I tune into a stream.
It is the finished god gamer after all.
The panso would like a word. Oh, yeah, shit
The Lepo in the panso
Oh, not even any souls, dude, like, what?
At least I'll get a shitload of souls if I manage to kill something.
We're just gonna loot everything and see what we pick up.
Surely one thing's I'll bet.
OOOH!
Oh!
I mean, please, just give me a damn helmet now!
Heh heh.
I just need a helmet! Drake Sword's really good!
Give me a proper helmet and I can farm bosses with this ring!
Please! Help me please!
I mean, I could try to make it to the Undead Merchant, or I just YOLOLOOT and hope I don't pick up a new weapon.
Oh, great.
All right, hope it's a helmet.
Let's go, Neo!
You can do this brother.
Now I'm going to find Havel's great armor, stone leggings.
Please a helmet brother.
Please a helmet brother.
Brother.
Helmet brother.
I can't do that!
Oh, shit.
Ah, no, Kavis.
Yo, Oasis, congrats on your new home, muscle restart, no.
I'm a believer.
We just turned it into a looting run.
Yeah, we don't restart until it's over.
North Vistals random here.
Yeah, the helmet I'm wearing drains my health constantly.
That's why I'm looking for a new helmet.
It's also extremely heavy.
Sitting at ten.
I'm gonna go to the double jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
please you're stalling man I'm gonna run out of heels ok helmet helmet yes
Yes, thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay, it's enough helmets. Cool.
Yo, Crack Thanks to the7. Yeah, streamerLimus is down. I see you Shinkan. I'm still tilted
by the guy who's managing the archive channel. We put the same title for the runs of this
This rando version and the previous one, I hate it so much. Time to start again from
run number one. It felt like a different background or something
in it. I will never say never. I'm fucking dead.
I'm not dead. That was a bad heal.
Awwww.
Yeah, so far we're going far today
Far deep into our darkest depths of the soul we have
My stream started heaven when it comes out. Yeah, that's the plan. It looks amazing
Sit down punk.
Vamos!
Actually, an OK weapon, it deals fire damage.
We still haven't found any leggings, but yeah, our gear is very heavy.
I'm not sure there was any lighter gear, and in terms of level-ups, we can get a few.
We should just loot this part, to be fair.
I think it's fire damage because Bommos.
Yeah, it's finally on it is.
It's no blacksmith giant hammer.
That's a two minute old account.
It's literally a two minute old account,
asking that question.
1998 account.
I need lads before all the ban games out in May, I don't think so.
just to do things 85. they haven't finished lethal company i think
Is it enough to make me lie roll?
Or midroll?
It is!
Okay!
You know what?
over some bosses with this no I never have dark in I don't think I've ever
gotten regular guy there okay let's see since we have the ring which oh do you
know what we should go for sith immediately since you know we have the
day I'm a soul ring on
I'm not playing the Wolverine game, yes, that looks brutal, dude, it looks amazing.
this is trying the chest skip we tried yesterday for the avalanche chests the
illegal skip of hell. Solid gas like me into saying that was illegal.
I guess true, salad.
True.
Walking Band.
You know the things in our band are quit out.
Skips that would like skip key items.
Avalanche Skips.
toggling band.
Good season having fun is also bad, true.
cool
the most fun randall game you've done so far oh resume before remake
So, Peek.
I didn't do that for 3K souls.
I did it so he won't kill me whenever I'm past them.
Once I quit out, a quit out is when you do this, you open the menu and then you quit to the main menu and reload your character.
If you do this, it re-spawns, like it re-puts all the enemies in their starting position.
It makes it very, very easy to avoid death.
So, say, I'm getting, I am getting fucking stun-locked by three enemies in this corner.
I'm about to die, I can't heal cause I'm getting stunned, I can't use dark sign cause I'm getting stunned.
I would just quit out, reload my character and enemies would be gone.
It resets all the aggro, yeah.
Quitouts is the most OP thing in in darts as one.
Your PB could have been saved by quitout.
Oh, fucking all runs can be saved by quitting out.
It cancels gravity deaths.
Yeah, if you fall down here, you can quit out before you hit the killbox and then you respawn up here again.
It's the the most OP thing.
So that's why I don't do it.
show it. Show it. No.
They're John. Thanks 43. Headed up.
So the alerts are broken as I tried reloading it three millimeters seems to be down
like always
feels like I
Have a hammer bone bone bone
I heard the mixtape game was good.
Oh, it's like four hours long. Oh, okay.
Uh, it's a very story heavy game.
Oh, I see.
Cal is okay.
Hey, Galaxix25, let's hope we get a findable for the forest here, because...
We have a silver ring.
We'd get a lot of souls if we get past this.
There'll be a nice little start
Sunday, I'm gone. No, I mean Monday. I'm gone
Tuesday is movie game Directive 8020
I was always curious if you have this sponsor from Red Bull Fridge, can you drink Red Bull
from it?
Of course, it's just a fridge with a red bull in it.
They're not like fake red bulls, they're actual cans.
Okay, who is this to see?
Prove it, no, no, no.
No I can do it after this.
I'm just gonna kill Capra Demon first. Okay.
Uh, don't sleep on this. The dogs are fucking annoying.
Fuck you.
Ooooooh!
fuck off
Okay, let's not be greedy for a stagger here.
three-hits faggot and then he I framed it but I got countered damage
damn they're dodging a lot way the game is bad because the boss isn't standing
still
okay very good got some trousers
I am looking lost man I am yeah that's a lot of holes
Normally it's 40k you get so yeah quite nice.
Yeah Wings for Life is tomorrow yeah.
You can still sign up for it until like two hours before the event I think.
Yeah we're very heavy we're gonna loot the forest here.
Hopefully find something.
I mean the weapons fine to be fair but we need lighter gear and the shops I have
His ass
Yeah, see me I
Starts at 15 in it
I
14
Have I seen this ruling all thoughts from software league yeah, I did actually see it a bit
I mean to be honest it would be kind of peak
But do I believe it no, but it would be peak
me.
Not with heavy roll Alex me. I'm trying to get rid of that now.
here
I'm jet lagged sick and only slept three hours.
Should I crawl in Winx for life or give it up and crawl, brother?
Nah.
Ah, fucking dinosaur ass.
Nah, you don't even have to do anything, you know, if you're not in the mood.
I mean, I might not even be able to run it all tomorrow, but I'll just walk.
do something is not a bone wheel it heck it is I want to get that item but it's a
little bit risky
pecking hell
well there goes my soul's ring
Is that another bone wheel?
Fucking disc forest here?
Yee!
Help me please!
Okay, you know what? We got a lot of souls out of it. Okay, let's go. Let's go! Hey,
Yeah, Jarrod thinks 10, yo. Crypto thinks 33.
My life is shit.
Yeah, Team Jell, let's go, dude.
No gear to buy.
We do have Black Knight greatsword here, obviously, which is a very good weapon, but I can't use it right now.
Lovely seeing.
I could upgrade this hammer if I wanted to.
We need to get some health so we can live some end so we can... yeah.
Okay, we are mid-rolling with this, so I'm gonna see if I can do Gargoyle Church.
Oh, you're running on a track throne?
I don't have a track close to me where I can run, so I'm running in fucking trails.
I wish I had a proper, like, running area.
like proper running track just just flat you want to have it as flat as you can to get
optimal phase yeah I make sense I make sense
Yeah, thrown on the standable.
Don't do the arm flail attack
I
Got it okay
There is a Titanite Demon there which is pretty terrifying.
of
Okay, we might see Gargoyles.
Ah, let's go.
What up, Kilimanjaro?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's Nido.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This weapon is too bad for this.
I need way higher DPS than that.
Ohhhh. Fuck.
We do have a very high DPS weapon though, but for that, let's go Quillag instead.
like I dude I I I I three shot the skeletons not optimal I don't think I've been to undead
merchants wait have I don't remember I actually don't remember if I've been to undead merchant
this run I haven't I could test the
battery they have any so there's cheap
ones I could buy there though when I
stream wings for life and no not this
time maybe next year but there's like a
optimized running backpack
I should do it yeah, I'm playing all streaming after the event
Oh, that's a really good ring though.
If we could just get some lighter gear this would be splendid
Hey, maybe thanks for your anniversary goober much like 16 garb sucks so fucking true dude, holy
Yeah, four kings are in the render
Hey some souls is good
We're getting that's all good no drinking before the event
Yeah, slowly y'all let's go dude. Oh fuck
That was a bad heal. I shouldn't have healed there. Now the question is, if I could de-aggravate
Oh, they have an invisible wall here, yeah.
Sick.
I don't want to be combo'd by them, it's going to hurt.
safe and smart.
Okay, sick.
What the hell happened?
A gimmick?
What do we have down here?
Okay, baby skeleton.
Okay, it's fine, but Dark Sorcerer in here.
Wait, where are you?
Dark Sorcerer?
Oh, I know where you are.
I know where you are.
It's a tanky mimic!
Do not get hit by this.
This looks kind of fine.
I could clear this part of the burg and loot it.
We need some lighter gear.
The gear is so heavy.
Okay, this is fine.
pray for a good a good store here it could actually make or break this okay
Okay this is killable? Where's the third enemy?
How's that?
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Sparkling alien, thanks to the four! Rift guy, thanks to the four! Thank you guys!
Okay, we killed that.
We killed little shroomy friend.
You're not much of a friend, are you?
Grilled mushroom!
And we're gonna grab stuff.
Nord of this hole?
Okay.
Okay, we're good.
We'll go down here, we'll go here, we'll do a little jingling.
Jump over here.
Oochie. They're heavy gloves, though.
No, I don't play any ads, Cam.
Oh, more bone. Take that.
but I miss any I think so I mean there's the ones down there but it's a
miscarriage going down there right now
okay this would be for admin of my it's no I never played it it's like the
walking simulator right all right let's see quail egg good
Wow, that was...
It is infinite large, uh, infinite Titanite charge, but they're very expensive.
That's 20k, I gotta spend to plus five this.
Okay.
We have the Great Scythe here and a Reinforced Club.
How did I get something in my eye? Again, I didn't even do anything.
Oh, Mask of the Child. Okay, and Sack. Okay, let's buy the Sack.
Or Brigand Hood. It's alright.
Skip. Oh, Calamity Ring.
We're still heavy with this. Oh, yeah, our weather glories is 13
Five
Damn it. Yeah, this wasn't the best of shops
Yeah, Salad, sometimes it do be like that.
Like right now, I am.
I need to buy 10 of these, I can plus 5 a weapon.
And the Uchi-Gatana, I mean, it all depends on what boss it is, really.
What boss will Quail Agh be?
I can't even buy 10 of them.
Nooooo!
Yeah, any DLC boss and it's just over.
Oh, the black iron call lets weigh 9?
No wonder I'm still heavy rolling.
Yes, I'll let it is.
I think I'll buy the Reinforced Club.
Over the Uchi Gatana and then we'll ditch and...
Fuck.
We'll ditch and uh...
I need to get rid of these gloves.
Very large ember, I get quite a bit Mad Max, but large ember never.
I
Okay
No, they just send me frog I can like requests
Easy get
Yeah, you can't sell items until you get the snake, then you can feed him with items.
I can, ZB, yeah.
You want to get some from when you're staying over?
Of course.
It is solid, yeah.
Did this guy have any gloves?
Anything?
No.
Got him again.
Fuck, yeah, well what I'm gonna have to do is either I do the boss fight with heavy
roll or I loot and hope I get something worthwhile.
Hey, that's a very happy Saturday.
Haven't even seen that one, Dark End.
Oh, yeah, I have a Shiva active.
True.
I did actually get Shiba, so I should be able to check the Shiba ush off. You're right.
Hey, thanks.
Ah.
right yeah the reinforce club is bleed
I never did lurking toes that's it I played ads in like the beginning when I got twitch
which partner. Oh, no, not you, not you. But that was a long time ago. And then I just
gradually stopped doing it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Yeah, Salad could be, I guess. I think you know more about that than me.
Oh
Shiver hurry!
I am live tonight, yeah.
Okay, Sheva, come on, save my run.
Let's go!
Shiba, Shiba.
And save you shall. Holy!
Okay, I need to get just lighter gear so I don't heavy roll and then we buy that and
we murder bosses.
A FUCK OFF!
Bang or neon.
Strickland or Shemai?
Is that tonight? Man, I haven't watched you've seen so long.
Cause you're not humans, Alan.
No, I try to go highly about that.
Come on.
We just got to get, uh...
like a blight town key cool
no like if you restore humanity she invades you here salad
come on literally any gear well gloves body armor or helmet any gear piece
please forget there eventually Salad surely right yeah I'm playing bone bone the
jumping quest you know
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Stop! Gotta get Eldo go out.
I
Yes now we're fucking talking
Okay, I am mid-rolling with this. It wastes 4.
Because the halberd wastes 6.
It's a huge difference, okay.
Those are painted hood.
Oh yeah, but it was like super mega expensive, right?
Yeah, 10K.
It's worth it though.
Okay, very good though. Super good. It's worth it. Crystal Hallback? We go.
oh fuck no no yes it's very easy to dodge this
Oh, it's a- Seasless!
Oh, it's over!
It's over.
He will kill me before I get to him, I think.
Oh, I avoided it! Holy Gamer!
Nooooo!
you it's all about surviving the start and then it's kind of fine if you get
this boss in civs arena it's called great great this job it might yeah what
about beater. Well, we have Nido up on the roof. What is that attack he did at the start?
Yeah, it does it when you're far away from him.
It's super ass.
I already have things to A, Sparking Ale makes four, so our stream element seems to be down.
He's using LS rules that he has to play with the last item he picked up.
Well, that's the challenge.
You see a lot of streamers doing that challenge, but then, it's like everyone has different
rules.
Uh, yeah, Mach-Evics 29.
I could try re-logging stream elements again, see if they fixed it.
No.
They haven't.
No, I haven't.
true solid it's true I'm gonna preach
brother it's true I'll go after this
I
Scared the fucking shit out of me Jesus Christ
Kitter tails, I don't lose the weapon.
Are you kidding me?
Where are you? Help! Just funnel her in here.
And I love you and I miss you what you were right there
Thank you
Okay, sorry that was probably loud.
An auto skip Priscilla's feet is uh epic dude, thanks.
I have to get the dogs, but I can't do it here.
There's a dog that aggro's.
This won't break, right?
Surely not.
You know, Nido has a lot of skeletons and shit, so...
A little bit scary.
Get off my foot!
Oh, damn it, I was hoping I could stay with all my healing items for the- I mean, it's
my ass.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Okay, I mean, we're sitting at 15 durability, should be okay.
Let's pray we live.
This fight is so rough to have early also I think.
Fuck. What the hell do I do about this?
Don't aggro!
Okay.
Grab your hands.
What do you mean, missies, right there?
I'm pressed.
I'm fucking pressed.
Oh, I'm terrified of these big skeletons.
Because of the roof, the cheater.
No! No!
For fuck's sake!
oh well unlucky fucking early-ass needle in my ass
really tried to make that one work but
Oh, yeah, don't back to silent man.
Had I run to the left there to also would have aggro the big skeletons because he was too far away, so it was just
I was hoping he was gonna do melee attack to kill the skillies, but no he was spamming the fucking wave over and over
Oh well
Yeah, no salad.
One of the skeletons turned around when I wasn't even close to that, like juncture, whatever.
So I feel like they would have aggroed if I went a little bit closer.
they sniffed me you know. Hunter with Drake Sword. If I could get new pants here, we could do a boss rush.
I couldn't rip my fucking pants.
Let's do do do do.
Piatrus, yeah.
Let me fix the dog real chat real quick.
I'll do chat, Gamma.
And then we're going to go so far this run coming up.
It's insane how far it's going to go.
I have no idea, Chad.
You have no idea!
Want some?
Right hook!
What up, little broski?
Want some food?
This run's gonna be it!
Sorry, he's fucking resets, he's fucking bosses, and he's early ass arenas.
Where's my Taurus demon at, man?
Oh yo, Peter Joker! I wish you all the best with the, uh, stomach surgery, man.
And a speedy recovery.
Yo, Luke, thanks for the one-year anniversary of Desperatex 59.
Chinky, I see you. Uh, I could check that.
I need to get a rungoing.
Desperatex 59.
Why do you have a berserk shirt when you're a berserk larpher?
What does larpher mean? I keep seeing this fucking word now.
Now, LARP for this, LARP for that. What does it mean?
Oh, Gathing Dragon. Finally not Iron Golem.
That was loud.
Live action roleplay?
Wait, are you saying I'm guts?
Cool.
I'm getting stuck.
Our goal with this one is we're gonna get light gear, and then we're gonna run.
Well, hopefully we won't get any weapons.
We will from the first shot of course
No
Easy, easy.
Yeah, yeah, bro, it seems a bit risky.
No, the first boss is scaled, otherwise you'd just be soft-locked.
I- okay, I can't arrest. That's good.
But this guy INSTA-AGROSED.
Oh well.
Whatever you do, Pietrus, do not give me a weapon.
Give me a armor or legs or that, sure.
I'll fuck off.
Look at this.
Come again.
To be honest, we could just loot Firelink.
should go to the blacksmith first though to see but we we actually could loot maybe get
some souls
but then the drake sword is good though
yeah sour crowd pizza I don't know what it is
Yo, Gorgie on your basis.
Woo!
Oh, sour crout, pseudocortl, obviously.
of
the
game plan we go to Andre we check if he has lighter gear if he has lighter
gear so we can achieve like mid-roll or light roll we go and buy the faffering
Or, yeah, and then we go kill bosses.
If he doesn't have any lighter gear, we lose everything, right?
We lose everything, and if we don't get any weapon, we should get lighter gear from it.
But if we don't get any weapon, we could just buy the Blacksmith Giant Hammer if we have
a bad one.
A bad weapon.
So we actually do have a game plan now, assuming I don't die on the way to Andre.
Wait surely I won't.
Not allowed to take off, Armory, yeah.
trying to hydra in room before Andre? I haven't seen hydra there in forever. Come on, this
run should be possible to get going. Like it should. Unless I get Omega Dragon Asses
everywhere please Miyazaki be on my side for once
three
four kings and randomized are killed in yesterday
I mean I had a good run going yesterday five hours in and then well I got Sparta kicked off the ledge
Oh twinkling and large nice
might be some Nordicas if I don't get any rungo if I get a rungoing I'm going
I'm going I'm going oh we got a hydrate a lot today running event tomorrow
hydration hydration wait let him come any dark sorcerer over there no good
What are you? Oh, okay, it's fine
So I've heard of runners dying to see when he spawns here
I have never died to him here though. So I'm gonna play the odds and just run. Oh
Oh, that would kill me. Let's go backwards.
I
I have a bunch of songs on the radio, listen to this.
I have played oblivion.
What is this? Classic eliseed? The last four days?
From what game is Livella reaction emote? I don't know.
might be from permaslope
Oh
All right
Do you have any lighter gear? You have a lot of souls which is really good. Any
lighter gear? Okay, very good.
Fuck this, I am maxing.
I'm putting everything into...
an end. How am I still mid-rolling? With the mosque of the father. I guess it's because
of this. It's okay though. Because we're gonna get something. What is a League Arc or Minecraft
arc while you'll never see a damn league arc I can tell you that much
him
I've seen you do that by the other arc that's even worse no it's not because
that was on dead by daylight release when the game wasn't like a like it when
it wasn't so sweaty it was like an actual scary game now it's all just very sweaty
Ah, Pallular, thanks for the 4!
I think that about the other one had like three killers when you played it nine years ago. Yeah, something like that
Yeah, we have a good backup weapon now at pethedros
9 years? Yeah, I think so. Let me see. Well, 2018. Make it 8.
Please die if you had true.
I'm so desperate just to get a run going that I'm buying all the best gear in the beginning
I'm gonna run.
I'll just block that with my ass.
We're trying to R9 minigame, you mean the ass!
Okay, no, wait, uh, okay, just, you know what.
Alright, who do you think we have here?
is it is it mannish is it Calamity is it
Artorias there's a very high chance it's
mannish or Artorias I don't tell you that
much
it's bulk bed of chaos is actually scary
Gwynn salad you're supposed to beat my
corner we're the only one who's doing
this run legit, okay? Where's the fun in that? That's true, true.
I was gonna come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm laughing with you, salad. Not at you.
Who was that? I didn't see it. Was it Priscilla?
Oh, whoa.
It's Chaos Capricorn.
Ah, mid-rolling now.
Buys all the good gear, you get Capricorni, man, yep.
the most absolute and get madness. Yep. I am very surprised I'm mid-rolling with this gear.
I have Mask of the Father and Fappering along with what? 20 end and I'm mid-rolling with this.
There's a shield way a lot. It shouldn't. It's no one.
I'm checking what boss is over here.
I'll see you.
I'll not play mixtape, I don't know, apparently it's like four hours long.
Yes, you're dead.
Thank you.
Subjack.
All right, we're gonna you know what I'm gonna loot this once I have to run back and do it later
Maybe it's light gloves
Okay, let's get out of here
Who wins KC or McCoy?
Is this League of Legends or what?
probably McCoy I don't know any teams team solo me dude that was my jam back
in the day. Me and my brother used to watch worlds with uh, with the shirts on saying
fucking bay life classic hot shot GG right yeah diarists the odd one
Uh, Reginald? Reginald? Oh fuck it's Gravelorded now!
Vreeee!
You know what, if this is Gravelorded now, I'll go to Sif and check him out.
Who did I main in League?
Y'all?
I will!
I'm kidding him!
Now!
I'm going to the blacksmith I played a fiddle sticks Ramas and chogath
Oh fuck.
Okay, let me get your shi-
all right seeing as the church is grave lorded I'm gonna go to sit oh but
before we do that let's see we have a twin here yeah pop that shit
one
some of you guys weren't even born then that's crazy
Oh, it's a boar, okay.
Oh, that's scary dude.
Bagrant get out of my ass.
Why is your tracking so good?
I can DLC enemies.
Oh, there's spaghetti all over the shop
Couldn't literally just done that
Yeah, uh, Valin picks it up for dude and start law makes 97 water, water, water.
Throwing word soul scaly.
I don't really know what you mean.
You mean like daughter ones?
What is that water?
the
And if I lose it, I actually have a Blacksmith Giant Hammer in Firelink.
Yeah, Rav, thank you. Good luck with your event, dude.
It truly was a solid scene.
truly
gay slab
gay slab
Yellow damage on a running attack though.
Not bad.
What yellow damage right here watch boom huge huge damage
Don't go for three there, I'll die
Now I've died to man is so much lately
When I don't deal any damage to him, even though I shouldn't it's because I get like fucking bored in the fight
I need revenge. I need to kill him with his damage. It's for my mental
He's not even required to be killed right now, but I'm doing it anyways
It's just an internal battle is what it is
I need this. I need this. I do. Yeah, Madness won't spawn anywhere else. There's no duplicates
some bosses
and
Ready for shocker.
Yellow damage.
Okay.
Is he gonna shock it right after this?
I feel like you will.
Alright, no shotgun.
Shotgun? No.
it.
Do the shotgun, please. I need to dodge it more.
It shouldn't feel like a big victory, but it does because I've just died to him so
much the last few days cool I'm going back get that health king let's go for
Jesus Christ.
Oh, micro-cap, I think it's 25.
Water, yeah, man, thank you.
How the run's been today?
Awful.
This run is good, though.
This run has been pretty damn good.
I haven't looted like anything here, but I just I need to get into some sports rest. I need to
Mr. X takes 31 look I enjoy yes cool sometimes
Big ol' enormous nut. Thanks 33 dude.
The German guy that is worth 600k is now at his goal of 96 hours but only managed 460k.
I think they're gonna stop it there, because it seems heavily on his limit. Yeah, yeah.
Fucking beast, no. Jesus Christ.
He has to quit us for the planet.
I can't match that man, right?
of
Yeah, I'll probably replay and look outside in the future.
That game's a banger!
Hmm, who is this?
It- is it Giant Ornstein again?
All right, it's both of them. Okay
The good part here is I am
light rolling
The bad part is it's on the roof which is
Can be scary
And my damage yeah, it's probably higher on Simone to be honest
way higher on somewhere while patients will win this fight easily
of
the
of
the
There's invisible walls for the bosses.
I think if I heal now they're gonna input read it. Oh they didn't! That's why this game
is based on Elder Rings, a bad video game. That's a joke. I'm joking, okay? But it's
This is also true.
I'm trying to hit SMO, but they love not hugging each other like this.
I love greed.
That was good damage though, good damage.
Alright, getting there.
Oh, oh, oh. One hit, yep.
Oh
Made the tack you're gonna shovel well. Oh, that's good. Oh, I'm these charging. Okay
Is that a little counter hit?
Heeeew!
I'm going to tank that and not dodge anything.
I'd like to not fight so close to the roof edge.
Oh
Solarix 55 thank you
a right quick like 51 thank you
Attached? No?
a lot more of these you never know
I don't know what will come any chance.
And I do my own Wings for Life event, but name it March for Garg.
Dude, I lowkey want to loot the Gargoyle church here just to get it out of the way.
And I might. I think I will.
Yeah, I'm playing Directivated 28 Tuesday.
So I'm gone Monday
Okay, no important item here at least there's no item in there I'm fairly certain
And then we have the item there, okay.
The law trick has Lord Vessel, can he even have that?
Wait, why is this Gravelorded again?
No i did Uh, i did
I do, I did it
we
keep pushing on into sentence I think have a good weapon
Uh, what's these gloves that are heavy ass overnight?
This game needs a remake bad?
No it doesn't.
No.
This is Lord Vessel, by the way.
Ooh! Nice! Why, it wasn't Lord Vessel, but now I'm light rolling again.
Yo, I'm E.K.Y. wide. Thanks for the 5, dude, thank you. Still killing bosses? Yeah, I'm
going into sense now. See what's up.
When does the thing tomorrow begin? For me, it's 1 p.m. and then I'll be running for
for about one and a half hour.
I don't know why, I haven't actually checked
what weather's gonna be tomorrow.
I'll be dead down stream probably.
true salad unfortunately unfortunately it's very unfortunate that you reside in
in England. Unfortunately it's raining all the time.
Our guy was on there yesterday too.
event? No, not maybe next year when there's like a more optimized like streaming backpack for it.
That'd be fun.
The man was just walking.
Okay, that guy died, that's good. But what about... did the painted guardian die? Hopefully.
I'm live tomorrow, yeah.
I don't know if I'm getting fucking trolled, so Ella no streams Sunday Monday.
I just said I'm live tomorrow, like five fucking times, Shinichi!
And, Zythe, I just said I'm not streaming the fucking running event,
because there's no proper running backpack for it, okay?
Oh, homework bones.
Oh, is that infinite twinkling I see?
Is that?
Yeah.
Is that?
Yeah.
Is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You might run into a tree this little nephew dude oh my god I would love to
to stream the event though but it's I am not running I'm not doing a running
event with that with an un-optimized running backpack again I just is I'm
I'm not doing it, I, I, no, no.
I'm just not, no.
You just got back and then it knows, I asked,
does this moment by you?
What do you mean does this moment by me?
Most of the, most of the comments you type in my chat
is trying to get me with these nuts jokes.
If you're actually asking a serious question, I won't believe it 90% of the time and that's on you
Alright, not me
Did I play Dennis disco yeah, that's amazing game. I haven't made it these nuts joke since dread hunger
That's not even true
You literally yesterday you asked me about have all and I'm like yeah
I know what you're doing because I was obvious and then I thought you were gonna play along because you knew I thought it was obvious
And then you said have all these nuts in your mouth. I'm like wow great
That was yesterday. I could probably open up your message history and see
Dragon ass
Okay, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, wait, is that Gwyn?
No, I think it might be Gwyn.
I think it might be Gwyn, actually.
I think it's Gwyn.
I saw the flame.
Wait, you will leave me alone, right?
EEEEEE
HA!
I have a shield but I don't know if this shield is actually good enough to withstand his quick
attack. The stability is, was it 44? It doesn't even have 100% damage. And I have fucking Drake
Sword, it's gonna take a million parries, Steven.
I
Dragon crest is a lot better. I'm gonna buy that
16 strength
I don't know what to say.
Problems upgrade, this sword you need dragon scales.
Well, time to throw, I guess.
I'm just not sure I believe in my damage here.
I think my damage is like very low.
It's better than I thought it would be.
I
So bright
Super Marga makes 75, well is he aware except for the ones who are on the other side by
the way, we're gonna start streaming the event.
I'm not, oh my god.
Oh wait, you're trolling right?
Yeah you're trolling.
Pretty sure you're trolling.
Who's Lord Vessel right Lord Vessel Lord equals Vessel
Oh, okay.
Uh, yeah, sorry, the alerts have been down the entire day.
Xplos takes the 136 though. That's a long ass time.
No, it's not muted or anything. It's just not working. I've tried re-logging. I've tried
I'll try to re-log again see if they fix it or something something like they
don't even show up it's like the whole thing is just bored
yeah it's still not working
We need to upgrade some strength and dexterity.
Without it, we won't be able to wield any other weapons.
Shut up. Shut up.
I haven't had a Hydra here in forever, I always just have the Lion.
Yeah, Salad's stealing all my Hydros.
Are you on PB by the way in your run, Salad?
Oh, that's a dog.
It's a little bit scary and hollow.
of
I hate it here.
Oh fuck off another one no no no wait wait no no no no what hello hello what
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not right.
Wait, where are you?
Hello?
Oh.
Uh, I don't like that.
I-I know.
Oh, I do not like that.
You stay down there please. I'm out. Fuck this.
No. No. No. No. No. There's no, you can't shoot from there. What the fuck?
I'm gonna have to gooners print
oh this is bald every everything is bald about this
Are you this?
Okay.
Clam!
I keep on making fall notes.
wait you there's no supposed to be an enemy here what's it no no no no no no no
So why is there a third enemy here?
All of a sudden?
Oh fuck.
Looney Tunes segments.
Not the sniff!
Fuck!
Get me out of here!
Wait, I'm so curious.
Oh! Oh, it was a vagrant spawn that got randomized! That's crazy!
That is insane!
What?!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not the snip. Not the snip.
Why are you so tanky? You're a farmer!
Oh, Jesus, that was fun.
Let's go check Giant Blacksmith.
You know I'm old then, gotta go early for my flight to Japan tomorrow.
Yeah, dude, enjoy that trip.
Oh shit solid hold up I can't check it now
now.
Maybe the argolarian could have been true.
That's why it was so tanky also
I've never been to Japan all right pray for a good shop
I do have very cheap large arrows, which is good.
I can actually make a bow build work with that.
Yo what up Treadmagic?
Alright, we check the boss now, I guess?
I'm not a huge believer.
The Drake Sword's really falling off.
This isn't kind of mod being used, yeah, there's actually three mods, but it's actually...
One mod that auto-equips the gear that I loot, one mod that randomizes where all the items
items and key items and everything is. And then there's another mod that randomizes all
the enemies and boss fights. So it's a lot of mods. Floor translation. Yeah, it could
be fun is true. Who do we have here? It's gonna be four tanks, I have a feeling.
I had gaping dragon in asylum, didn't I? Wait, who is this? Oh, it's Quellak. That's
That's okay.
I can mess with this.
fighting well I'm a Drake sir like this 2011 yeah dude true
That's a lot of lava over there, Jesus.
Okay, very doable. Sick. We're about to start looting. Well, let's not take the victory
out in advance but yeah. Surely I won't die to dragon slayer golem right?
What a terrible damage.
Stagger! Thank you.
I did nothing to reach.
I'll do it for you next.
Alright.
Alright, we can start looting it.
See, there is a problem, I think, in this seed.
I don't believe I have a source of Titanite Shards, but I haven't been to Undead Merchant
yet, so he could have some.
Snowfall, thanks for your anniversary, dude.
Yo, how do I thank you?
We are the Snupchels, as you words.
It's lootin' time, dude!
Cool.
up that strength to 20 and then up dex to 18 and I'll feel a hell of a lot better.
Did I ever get Lord Vessel from Princess?
I did once, yeah.
But that's because I forgot to randomize the Lord Vessels. I was like three and a half hours into a run only to realize
Well shit
We're gonna loot all of Anor Londo now
now. I broke a feeling alright for wings for life tomorrow. I mean, it's gonna be fun
no matter what. It'll be chill. There's no one's out at the same time. Sick, dude.
that
no my mask thank you Kiotta Gumbi
There's a garf break.
soonish i guess
no we're not playing garth we're watching the video
They thought I was playing gorf.
Yeah weapon blows it does.
I might get a new one here though.
Like Albert.
Wow.
Yeah, we're doing part two of Oh, enchanted falchion.
Pretty good.
yeah we watched until the next interlude yeah that's the plan
Dragon ass. Him. Oh no. Nooo. How much rat.
Lighting spear though. I mean that's polka. Oh, yeah, so polka dude. Yes
We're looking for Lord Vessel right now
Dude I hear that dragon ass I hear it jumping
Oh, we gotta kill this guy. This guy will never respawn, because he's a mimic, so...
play with fire this guy's a mimic I need to kill him he could drop Lord Vessel I
have no choice but to spend time killing him
oh yeah he can probably one shot me
Oh, can mimics not drop a key item in this random?
Ah!
I'm not sure that's true.
I got Lord Vessel from a mimic yesterday.
Did I?
I'm pretty sure I did.
They should definitely be able to.
Oh my god, the spin to win.
My ass.
He's almost halfway dead.
You automatically get the items from the mix.
the overhead of one shot mean back in that run that was so far one shot yep
had all the health in the entire world nope that did not matter dead
legendary lash out, that's fucking bullshit
I hate fighting these guys.
Almost there, you gotta be patient man when fighting these.
They just hit so damn hard, it's so unfair.
We'll be a gone fair of hell.
Close!
Only Mimic dropping key item is the Crescue one of DLC.
But I got the Lord Vessel from the Mimic yesterday!
Or was it from the chest next to it?
maybe it was from the chest okay
two more hits and we should be good
a chunk, wow
Yeah, come out here, please.
Yeah, man, this is dead.
a
bucket on lew's probably kill everything first but
but got some chain leggings nothing in here
I'm a scat man.
Not this stream 2. What do you mean? There was just somebody in chat said scat man.
Now I got it in my head.
Oh, is it, uh, does Moon sing it all the time?
Ah, fuck.
I've actually never seen a Moon stream because he streams very, very, very late for me.
It's a hangar song though.
Yeah, yeah, you're a fan of things the 107 and you're what up soul search I think I got it all here
here.
Hey, it's me, it's only last month.
He makes cookies like nobody can.
I have a cookie I bake last night.
Just get all the ingredients right.
Oh yeah, no here.
Blue, berry, banana, white, chocolate.
There we go.
Ooooooh!
Oh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Okay!
You see, the reason this is so good is you can make any weapon in the game viable now.
Because you can plus ten them.
But I don't think I have any infinite shards.
I need to check shops.
giant blacksmith had shards didn't he or
Yeah, you can also, if I find, if I find, um...
If I find Lord Vessel, I can just feed Framp, chunks or whatever.
Dude, large ember is just so damn good.
Legit one of the best items you can find in your run.
What's PB? Oh, it's far away from here.
What the fuck?
I did forget you can downgrade better shards into lesser shards with Fram, but yeah I need
I gotta find the Lord Vessel though.
I'm live tomorrow, yeah.
I'm not streaming Wings for Life, but it would be sick to do like next year.
if there is a good way to do it.
Chester pounce.
I've had Lord Veselin here a few times.
Well...
Yeah, he's got large Titanite shards. Can you feed that to Fram to get regular shards?
It's 500 a pop, which is a lot though, but...
Yeah.
It's something.
Yeah, it's like 4 for 1, something like that, or 3.
I will check on the merchant, but in case there isn't one, at least now we have backups.
I got one more item to grab here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gwindolin we gotta go to, but first I'm grabbing this item, which might
be a dumb idea.
It might be better to fight Gwindolin first, because I do have a decent weapon.
And I don't have to fear Gwynn anymore.
So, the Gwynn jump scare, I don't have to worry about.
Which is really nice, because Gwynn is dead already.
So, it was you, was it? How dare you produce a blade upon a deity. How did you ever get
this far? I shall end your suffering here and now.
Okay, are you an ASK, Nul?
We're on the hunt for the Lord Vessel now.
If you find the Lord Vessel now, we got a serious contender.
Holy.
Free.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Pinky makes the prime! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Hey, it's me, it's...
Oh, my lord.
mosquito bites
You're ready for the Lord of Vessel?
If the Lord of Vessel is in any of these chests, I give it the 100 subs.
Ah, fuck off!
F.
Uh, I don't remember if I have very large ember this run.
I don't think so.
yeah very large ember is for plus 15 what I think is the worst area and all
follow for the from soft games? Oh, easy.
Of course, Fuck Valley.
Oh my god, that area is so Omega Trash.
Oh, item. Right, I forgot what this was.
Thanks.
One more item to grab over there by the archers, and then we have where the crown goes down,
And then we have by the regular bonfire, the problem is I can't kill anything now.
So we gotta check Giant Blacksmith.
Feels lame man, that's a tier 276 bruh, thank you.
Damn, there's mosquito bites I have man, I wonder how many I'll get tomorrow.
Damn, I'm excited for tomorrow even though I'm a little bit sick.
it'll be fun man
Sun Shop yeah I think there might be some
couch to 5k program probably mr. 2k yeah no weapons
Yeah, I'm running by myself. I would go to Stockholm for like an official
Race there, but I not when I'm not a hundred percent
I
What oh these guys aren't these spawned that's a little bit scary that guy has a fucking
Boulder he's gonna throw and it's gonna knock me back and I'm gonna die
Oh, and that means snip snip is here too
I say we've screwed that item for now.
Damn gecko.
We don't grab that item now.
It's too risky when I can't fight anything.
That's hard! Thanks for the 17. Happy to be here. Hot for running. Let's go, dude.
That'd be really cool. I think I'll do Wings for Life every year, but it definitely next year I want to try to go to like an official
race part of Wings for Life.
Zero key items is not crazy because I haven't really looted anything.
It's not too crazy.
My armor gear, yeah, food break's gotta be soon.
Okay, is this risky though?
Red guy, ghoulin guy, a lot of skeleton guy, fuck it, I mean, if you don't go for it,
you'll never find out.
I did not fucking hit.
There's some damage he deals.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit of damage.
One more item to loot here.
And I really want to, but I am scared, but I need to.
Now we gotta go upstairs.
Did I get into New York Marathon through Red Bull or did you win the lottery?
No, it was through Save the Children.
All the charity events, the Swedish classic and stuff.
Aw, I would love to have a quit out right here, fucking hell.
Yeah, I'm due to New York Marathon. I got invited to it. And I mean, if you get an invite
to that, you do it. Because it is probably, it's gotta be one of the hardest marathons
to get access to.
I had a few chromatormid, I don't remember them all, I have a list though.
Yeah, that's not for it, of course.
uh... boss you have all the merit that might be the hardest i guess
when they get invited
uh... few weeks ago
we like to
want to go
one half month ago
Yeah, I don't know.
Bolson is the only marathon in the world with an average finish time below 4 hours.
Yeah, that's crazy, dude.
Yeah, I replanted that well, yeah.
Uh, I'm only going- oh wait, this bonfire is dead, isn't it?
Shit.
Oh, dude, we need a weapon.
Oh, because I think she fell down and died.
Oh, she fucking did useless.
There's still one more item I got to grab.
I didn't kill her, but she fell down by gravity.
the whole lower like the whole left shin of mine is just swollen from a
mosquito bite
hell no I haven't looted the chest there yet
Mozzies? Say mozzies.
And normally I don't get him that big.
Red line? Wait, what does red line from the bite mean?
It's so swollen!
Ah, itchy!
I need to itch!
Yeah, scratch, I need to scratch dude.
I have a cookie I baked last night.
Alright, we're getting a- ooooh, bread line going up, going towards the heart maze, it's
in the bloodstream.
should you really go to the hospital oh okay really damn I gotta check that now
I'm scared
okay that's a really good helmet though all right let's do this just cut the
leg off yeah true
We actually do have one of those like electric things that you put on the bike.
I don't know where it is.
My favorite problem is off Soulsborne game, I'll block board.
True Riot, true.
What now?
Right now we are just going and looting everything in hopes of finding the Lord Vessel and other
key items explain the keys panel this one yeah it shows the items
Some of them are a bit cosmetic, but you see the four all the way to the
Rutter 5, those are the most important items.
That's the four Lord Souls, which you need to access Gwyn, and then you need the
Lord Vessel to open up all the Golden Gates, and so you can unlock Teleporting,
obviously. And you need the Painted World doll, so you can access the Painted
world. You also need a broken pendant so you can access a DLC and then you need a
crest key so you can access Calamity. There's quite a few key items you need
in order to beat this and that's what that overlays for. Some of them are
cosmetic though I can remove a lot of it.
True, Miggy. True.
Blue, a bad balloon, be too clothed.
Coup de Grace, thanks to ADA, thank you, anonymous gift, wide skeleton pleases have, thank you.
When is meal, garbideo?
Yeah, I should do it soon, it's 9.30 already.
We're just finishing looting, this is the final item.
There still is one more item in this area, but I am not gonna grab it now, it's too risky
because I can't attack.
No guns, I'm not, unfortunately.
I have never used one and I don't plan on ever using one they only want to know of this Chad gpt
All right, I'm looting
Yeah, get off right of course
Lord Bessel is in the great holo-monka-jump, oh dude, that is actually the worst item
to get in the entire game. It's so scuffed.
What is that item in another school?
I think it isn't at the cage key.
Or am I crazy?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Damn.
I still remember.
Crazy.
Do you have a useable weapon for Moy?
I mean, he does.
He also does have infinite twinkling.
Ah!
Yaito!
My name is Yaito.
And you'll do good to remember that.
Now I'm going to find a weapon immediately after doing that.
I never played fail frame 2 remake I pre flushed it
Damn hogs, it's so over.
Parts from softballs?
Probably like gunslinger-ish.
Or orphan of course.
like that. What the hell is PCR? Oh, DLC Radon. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, that's true. I only
I've like suppressed my memory of fighting him. Yeah
But he was difficult for all the wrong fucking reasons though
Like I don't know how he is now because they've nerfed him and stuff
But on release he was difficult because he had that bullshit crisscross attack that was like undodgeable borderline
Undodgeable and then you couldn't see anything because the hair was flailing everywhere
So you couldn't see what the hell he was doing
It just feels like a fair fight, it's just legit hard.
Washing pole, pole trash
Oh, that's a banging sword banging
Now I'm going to try to loot all of Sen's Fortress now.
Hardest fight in every FromSoft game is a desire to keep playing because they're so bad.
Holy...
Is he right?
The web is auto-upgrade when you get them, no.
don't sleep on this guy this guy can be very scary
Lord vessel oh the doll oh the doll that means the Lord vessel could be in pain at world
Just quit out bro this thing true
I should do one random randoseed permadeath, but allow actual quitouts.
Every time I'm about to die and surrounded or fall down gravity, I'll fucking just quit out.
Lord of Us is too many giants. It can't be there.
Oh yeah, no, it can, I guess.
Okay, we've looted everything here now.
Well, yeah.
We move downwards and just kill everything in our path.
And then we loot the entire sense fortress.
This is where you stop by the way, salad.
I know you said, you don't know where you stop, that's where it is.
Right in the middle of them.
I'm legit just gonna try to clear since Fortress here.
Before I loot anything, it just clear the entire thing.
There's not even that many enemies here.
No, I do zinking.
Kinda weird seeing a ghost get hit by that.
the
Which boss was O&S? It was quite laggy into Iron Golem. Very free.
Does Slade have the best feet on Twitch? I don't know.
I'm not sure I've seen Slad's feet.
I'm not looting anything right now I'm killing everything in sense fortress and
then I'm looting the entire thing.
Well, I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for Arcane.
I mean, I'll admit though that it can be very frustrating.
But, nah, these challengers, they're very addicting, they are.
We're going to turn this bad boy.
Oh yeah, that's where we can go down there.
Let one more go.
Cornish out here, I think it's 43.
Okay, now we turn it this way, we let it go, we follow this thing down, we go here, okay
boulder night's easy you're gonna drop
something for me okay I'm just gonna
ever see this one I'm there for us here
to get a spot oh wait thank you arcade
wins thank you yeah no no for sure like
if I don't have a good time anything I
just flush it and move on
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We could loot this real quick just so we don't have to run back here.
Cone and last boss. Oh my god. So ass of hell.
food break. Yeah, I should have it soon, probably.
So we got to get to the bottom now. If we get to the bottom, we're chilling.
Cause the final enemies are in the bottom.
Hi Johnny's Bistro.
Yeah, I see that, I see that.
So we're gonna go here, we're gonna drop here, and then, what do we have?
That's a mushroom.
Oh, he just dropped down for some reason.
We drop here, we do this, we heal up.
There is a Taurus demon there which is not that scary but when all the other enemies
are here they can be scary since I can't really roll quick down here.
But I should murder him fast.
Yeah.
Also two hit stagger it's no problem.
You're dead.
Good.
I think we're good we can start looting the entire sense for tries we've already looted it tall
This
This is the same permanent that streamed a month. Yeah, I'll go. Yeah same shit
Right, I think 71, yeah, it's been a while, in coordination period it takes you to 43.
Glued to get.
Garf break soon, just let me finish looting since.
And here we go.
Now we can loot it all.
Let's start here.
That's not Lord Vessel.
The worm of x49, thank you.
No, it's like the end of sickness cough, but it hurts here when I'm doing it, or like,
I feel it.
So I gotta take it very chill tomorrow, I do.
Insyncr-backstreet boys?
Probably backstreet boys.
These aren't off, stream elements have it down the entire day.
I've tried re-logging many times, it doesn't fix it.
There's no items up here I'm pretty sure where the Giants normally are.
Yeah, I know. But there's another.
Let's go Hawthorne.
Yeah, that was my goal too. Well, I think it will be now.
Left one in the dist wheel room? Wasn't that an enemy that dropped that?
Yeah, it was an enemy, yeah.
Yeah for 15k you need sub six, yeah.
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna try stalker 2 in the future.
I've waited a long time for that game now.
Oh
Trash
I'm really scared that I got the doll before Lord Vessel because Lord Vessel could legit be in it painted world now
Okay, Skull Lantern, is that a... trying to tell me something?
Hey, we're actually fast-rolling though.
Let's see, what items are left?
By the entrance and the one after those swinging blades.
I think those are the only items.
No, no, no, never mind, never mind.
Definitely not all the items.
only items.
Dark Hand is good.
Let me see.
When we get down from here it's faster to go here, go out and get that item and go back to Andrei.
There's one more item I haven't looted though.
Well, this one also I guess.
But there is an item over here.
I gotta go up.
Let's turn this.
You buy us a hundred on the doubt.
Thank you.
Hope you are well.
Goofy Ashus.
Right here there is an item.
Now we go all the way down, because we've already looted the top.
So what we do is we go over here, and then we go over here, and then we go make sure
this one's turned the fine way.
we go here and then we go here and then we drop out here that's just a regular I
don't need that one and then the final item should be here and I believe we've
looted everything in sense now unless I forgot some really obscure item but I
don't think so. One item is left in Anor Londo. Yeah, oh yeah, there's one by the entrance.
Yes, right. That is correct.
Hey, it's me, it's Obeletman!
There's one to the left over here. And then it's food break, Garfrey Actime.
Bro, let the DLC enemy through.
Please?
Can I play the game?
Oh, this guy's a beast.
cool we're back into parish it's a lot of items looted over there let's go back
to Firelink and loot that stuff I guess oh
Did I mute the sound effects? What happens to your sound effect, Andre?
Okay, I'm gonna go get my food real quick.
Listen to some leleven forest.
Holy Monk, yeah.
I can do chat, Gambah.
There we go.
Oh
Oh, battle legs with full water, thank you.
Give me the beat. Give me the beat.
Ah, it's so itchy. God.
I'm here to watch the Garf Vids a little bit.
I will eat pretty quick though.
Shit, where do I have the Garf Vids?
Does anyone have the link to it?
the next interlude yeah was other one
oh no no no yeah it's saved where I
stopped
But how is this gonna help me focus on the run fucking Garfield car sucks ass of hell
of hell okay let's have a quick little food break and watch the next chapter of Garf
And then we continue
Oh, there's very shits I was wearing here, I remember.
Why is Robert Knott than him?
Oh my God, Kaskilov, I see you.
Oh my God, I'm going to ban you.
Wait, that wasn't Kaskilov.
Me and Kaskilov.
I fell through the map, sucked my dick.
It's not my fault you suck shark.
I
Everyone is so tight we need to come together. I literally get
Fuck.
Okay, come on.
He's doing the way I come in.
Man, how can you shard forward?
I wonder what the next intermission is going to be.
Or who?
Daily! Nooo! I felt that I was gonna cheat!
How am I just blowing in?
That'll be fucking easy dude. Let's go.
Why was I named Shimon in there?
This game is fucking trash, seriously. Why am I even playing this?
Hope you're coming a good day and I hope that these runs today look good.
I never say that.
What the fuck?
I never say that. You know it's bad then.
I did man, I did.
DeNiro.
Can I kindly ask to not unban shuck?
DeNiro.
Been sorry.
The fucking game is so-
I'm gonna destroy this fucking game!
I'm third place and I like look at look at this item I got like that was a sick play
this is assault-free now fuck this game fuck this mask fuck door
deal fuck this was on you know man why am I oh okay oh yeah this game's physics makes
total sense by the way it's a good game this one
no oh it's so annoying that it's daily who does this
hi I'm gonna install what the fuck what was that
grads bro you won the baby cup oh okay okay daily okay okay okay it makes it
chain time is more annoying because it's daily we'll see about that
eighth place and I get a fucking bomb
You can't do anything when this happens.
Look at his pointy.
I'm 7th place, I give one fucking lasagna.
Seriously.
Two lasagna.
Cosmos stick.
Okay, get your fucking fuck.
Eat my ass, Casper.
man can I be lucky once okay no like my who do you think you are do you know
who you're up against
whoops oh that's embarrassing oh my god I'm looking at my OBS window
man what the fuck what is that fucking pit maneuver I'm seventh place I get one
red it fuck what is Casper doing there oh he's stuck
what that wasn't even close to me that wasn't even close that this game's
fucking bad what actually worst game ever made
I actually didn't think it would give me a yes and no thing now I know though
I'm never gonna do that again. I'll learn from my mistakes and I move on and I've
become a stronger person. Wait I wonder if he can cheat over the mountains in
here somewhere wait I wonder oh my god I'm gonna test this he's right I think I
might have just found an insane cheat
it did not work why does it choose me why and it's gonna put me infernal
poem yeah for those of you don't know this game sucks never buy it never play
it I'll be in my best behavior now right this fucking easy I'm just gonna be in
this I'm actually gonna be in this
So easy game I forgot reverses this button I almost choked my BM I was gonna give shark
the middle finger as I was backing up that's what you get short so easy time baby we're
We're going full in. Don't choke this, Elias.
That was a choke, though. It still spawns me here.
No, that's for god damn sure.
Wait, it's not over? I thought it was in our slap!
And then I get one lasagna. I'm legit though. I am the only fucking one who's playing this game who gets one lasagna constantly
When they're in seventh or eighth place. No one else gets that they always get pillow or perfume or aliens
But look at look at my loot every single time. I'm on seventh place every time
Don't bone GD me man, we're not on GD terms right now
Why me? Why you always shoot me, man?
I was like, you guys are giving daily the win so hard, it's actually disgusting.
Daily, how much did you pay them?
How much did you actually pay them?
I did- I'm- I mean, it's like I'm holding to the right, dude.
Whatever, it doesn't matter. This is just a warm-up cup.
Trash cup, it's time for the real deal.
That's not what I thought we sticked.
It is one of the worst games ever made. It really is.
Move in the out of fucking Jones.
Fuck off.
I'll shove a pie up your ass if most of you leave me alone.
This is when the real game actually starts here.
This is like the later, the last two cups.
This is when Shake actually gets serious.
serious
They only have springs all three rounds every math. It's like this. It's so this is why it's so triggering a you had eight springs
How is that even fucking possible?
Yeah, that's fucking good. I
Just don't know why I
It's actually terrible game I could literally make a better game in like two hours
He's right.
He's right.
Can I get lucky once?
Twice.
Okay, this will be no salt now.
I will actually just play.
That did not even...
Man, I want to shoot Caspo!
But I want to cheat!
I want to cheat!
What the fuck is the alien Casper doing?
I'm nervous. Get the fuck away from the road.
Good night.
Fuck you!
Ooh, damn!
Whatever, I'll take it.
We're going to the next intermission.
Yeah, it's very soon.
It's very soon.
One chapter a day.
Where's me?
Game?
Let's do a cup.
Get your ASP chat.
not aliens please no you can't catch me here no no drop the ball backwards you
idiot hello old me was so bad at games I swear I was into the right in trash
Oh
No
Look at that
I'm first place
No
I
Watch me get one was on yeah watch seventh place
It's fucking disgusting this game. It's actually disgusting
How do I get every time it's every time seventh place?
The AI is in front of me fuck gorefield the fuck out of my way
Yes, yes, yep, nice, okay, man I saw ban this fucking item.
I wish we could ban that pillow, it's so-
Oh my god.
I did not-
No!
I was gonna do this super jump!
I am good, damnit.
Cheating Elias!
So easy! Let's go.
No.
Aww.
Woah, that's a lot of fuck me.
That was an argument.
Really?
Ow!
I am stuck.
No, why do you shoot me there every lap, Luckman?
Oh my god.
Ohhhhhhh
This land is peaceful. It's inhabitants kind just like today's Garfield car will be sold less. Yeah, it is
It will be sold less
An inferno
What it put me back
Food break is supposed to be relaxing. Yeah, why are we watching a two-hour Garfield card video during?
Food break
Oh, yep. Yep
I hate the goddamn dogs down you
Man, are you sick? And then I lose all my items and then I okay. Yeah sick
There's so many people I need to ban in this dream
So why am I playing the cat what where's the mouse?
I'm seven place one lasagna, bro
I'm the mouse master get out of yeah, no mouse
Oh my god, no way!
We're almost in the interlude.
No! My Jesus!
The last interlude was Kaskilok's appearance, right? I think so.
Oh my god, Elias. No, no, no, no. Why do you hate me?
Yeah, this game.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Give me strings, please.
Not that strange, you know what I mean?
No, no, no!
Looks like...
Like, they think he's...
People are out to get me in this game all the time.
They don't play to win. They play to fuck me up.
Imagine if Chad actually played to win.
I would win.
All the time.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
And now for something completely...
ASS!
Shit, my ass my next shark, how fat is your ass?
What matter though, cause I probably have 5 pies up my ass
In my ass!
Eat my ass chasper, fucking prove my ass
Who the fuck is up my ass?
Daily I was gonna ram your ass
You ran my ass, getting fed up with the ass, is that?
This is where the ass started
I can't move that ass shark
The ass a lot of pies in your ass
He just wanted to ram my ass
Ram is ass, leave my ass up
Your ass is mine.
Seven red pies off my ass.
Mother ass!
Little bit too much fucking my ass!
Stop!
That's my in my ass!
Probe is ass.
Shit me, that's ass.
That was ass.
How do I not get ass?
Can you ass?
Ass.
Ass.
Ass.
How am I sixth place?
And I get two fucking Sorcerer
Wizard ass.
Drive right into your ass.
How many red ass do you have?
No, I pressed their ass!
You little bit of fat cat ass.
No, I turned my ass!
That was like 5 redpies up my ass.
It's ass.
I need-
5 million redpies up my ass.
From now on, I'm going ass rehab.
I'm literally 4th place and I get 5 redpies in my ass.
Save it for Garfield's card.
My ass!
Please, Garfield!
Please, lasagna my ass!
Or else you're gonna get it up the ass.
Oh my gosh, this is all your ass.
I think I can shoot baby hands.
The game is ass.
This map is ass.
I always cusculate in my ass.
And then I ride into my own ass.
That's redpie up my asshole.
Redpie up my asshole.
Redpie up my asshole.
Get off my ass.
Yeah, I'm watching me get five pies up my ass now.
Fuck, I asked, and then he could fly over my ass now.
Red pie's ass.
How does it feel to eat my ass after this cup chat?
Man, who is up my ass?
Ass. Man, my ass.
Man, also, can you move your fat mouse ass?
Eat my ass, molten.
Eat the entire ass.
I wonder if I'm gonna get a red pie in my ass.
Small ass. Fuck ass.
I'm coming for that ass.
I got a fucking diamond in my ass.
Wait, this is very recent now.
Eat my ass!
I wonder who just red-plied me in the ass.
Perfume up my ass, perfume up my ass, perfume up my ass.
I can clap, clap, clap.
It's just a warm-up cup. The first cup doesn't work.
Yeah, this is very... Wait, 2020?
First cup looking matters, dude. That's just the way it is.
Oh yeah, I think that was the interlude, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that just starts.
All right.
Oh, god, dude.
Crazy.
There's even timestamps for all these, actually.
I'm on June 5th, 2020.
back to asylum well we're not back in asylum I'll link the video if you want
to watch the whole we watch a little bit part of it every food break
all right I'm back here I'm back here I'm back here and here and here and here
and here I think that's all of it let's unfalls the timer and by the being by
Boom metallis is thanks 47 wish well thanks 10 mega ass yeah
You know a distance 19 bosses in yeah, do you know this use is quit outs, okay, and what does the council think of that?
huh
What does salad think of that?
I got asked to help build a bed it was taken from I didn't see your comments
you can use that a fuck you want in these runs it's not like it's a fucking tournament
I should start using quit-outs to be honest get this shit over with
I was thinking for a while because it was a lot of guys started playing oatmeal man
someone that was fire under his ass yeah this the band all this council so
nothing we can do there fucking base I should do that too I'm running back and
forth I'm going too far link I think
No quenches your own rule. Every rule is the streamer's own rule. There's no rule set
for this. Except ours, which is correct. I mean, he might be right. He might be right.
come on down
He's also right
Hey, meet you, that's 95. Thank you
Yeah, it's close it's close
it will be your first triple digit to I am I am honored I'm honored
All that I would have beaten this from first week.
I beat this run over a year ago, little nephew, okay?
This is the run back, alright?
before Lord Vessel was here all along. I think I only visited this shop is what it was right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Blacksmith Giant Hammer we got here. If mine is in two of the Giants, I'm going to go see now. Yeah.
Ha!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Same as let's bar to beat this run.
Oh, I know Chash is trying to trigger me.
It's not gonna work.
Okay, uh, I say we go try to get to undead merchants.
Yeah.
Lepa did it.
I wonder if Lepa is also using something.
I don't think so, though.
Chat would have snitched already if Lepa was using quitouts or something.
Okay, yeah.
That's it.
Great darks and series best and worst.
I don't know.
My least favorite is DS3.
I know that.
That's fucking terrifying.
Is he using a mid-shield?
Nah, that's crazy.
Left-by's using- oh my god, okay.
trying to one guy you don't don't fall for it don't fall for it they just don't
just don't hope you all have a nice day
Do they work now? I was re-logging. No, it's actually been down the entire
from sick crazy oh shit sorry oh sorry
must have slipped
oh shit yeah these guys are buffed which
is really scary this guy if he hits me
with his melee attack is gonna hurt okay sick dude oh my fucking god I told you
man.
Now we're gonna check Aishimai.
Chee Black Fire Bombs, we take those.
Tide of Night Shards, we take those.
I could plus 10 a Gargoyle Halberd here, or a Claymore.
Now Dark End is good, but it has like no range.
I'm gonna die to it.
So let's buy some of this shit, brother.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Was there an insane ring?
What, steel protection?
Hell no.
Thresh ring.
Yeah, the fact that he has three rings is really good.
I'm not gonna rest anywhere, but we're gonna go back to Andre.
You know what, language is Ishmael's.
I do not, no.
Oh, he's Welsh.
Oh.
Check the sign out.
129, dude!
Who's he in hell?
Let's go.
Can I do Taurus?
wait the tires are now
oh fuck
no no no no no
no
no
uh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
I want to go through there, but it's so risky, but I have to upgrade this
That's worse than a quit out quitting out resets every enemy position. I could just easily run through every area no risk
Man, it's insane.
There we go, that's better, still scary though.
This is the one I'm scared of.
Badadabadababadababa.
Fuck off.
Buddy, please.
Calmate.
Calm the fuck down.
I know I can't rest.
Calm the fuck down. I know I can't rest
Yes here take the fucking ember Andre, I don't have time
He's gonna kill Andre the prisoners can actually kill Andre here, so I have to run
And how are you still chasing me in here?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
this is so dumb
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't kill him.
I'm not resting because I don't want to re-kill the enemies at Undedburg.
Please!
10!
Gooooooooo!
Now we have a really good weapon.
Let's do Wondenburg.
Any weapon you can plus 10, even the whips could be, uh, yeah.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Even the whips could be, uh, yeah.
Lepa would just kill him, that's why he's got so far and you're stuck?
No. Lepa would already have found Lord Vessel two hours and forty minutes ago,
along with three Lord Souls, painted world doll, crest key ring, and rite of fiddling.
Accurate, but look at this key items.
Wait Lepa do you use quit outs?
Of course not, he says.
Oh, okay.
I thought he was gonna say no, but he said of course not, like, yeah.
Okay, right, I let by, it's just the finished god gamer.
That's just how it is, yeah.
But, but I did it!
Oh, they respawned anyways.
So I did it all for nothing.
No, no, no, let by.
Lepa, there's no way to invalidate a run.
There's no rule set for this run.
Everyone can do whatever they want, you know?
Alright, the Tarzan's even down.
The question is, will chat allow it?
You see, that's the thing, alright?
No, I sincerely wholeheartedly want Lepa to beat the run.
because he would be the first one to do it
that's a four minute old account literally four minute old account
he will be the first one to beat this render right out of everyone doing it
and it's not like left by is like a speedrunner this game or anything but
there's some off fuck like if I can the best DS1 runners are doing this
challenge and they're like a hundred plus deaths so I unironically I want my
ass oh I want leppa to win dude
I'm gonna murder the entire undead bird.
Fuck yeah.
And it's Gravelorded.
Sick!
Every area I'm going to is Gravelorded apparently.
down here. There it is. The alerts are broken, but I see there anything three bucks. So you
admit we are the authority on these things about time. No. I'm not saying that. I just said
this chat uh uh allow it is what I said. All right.
It doesn't mean you're the authority. Don't give yourself so much credit.
Please.
Yo, hello, thanks, 85!
Look at this damage, though.
It's so nice when you have plus 10 weapons.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
There we go.
Long damage.
Uh, a crowthorn.
Bling three times if you're being held hostage by a Finnish genome school.
I'm not.
This is a new one I thought you'd be in already.
Uh, yeah, I beat the old version of the Rando.
This is a newer Rando.
It's a bit more stable and it's a bit more consistent.
still ass though oh yes speaking of consistency the random at ten minute
graveyard area sick yeah I can plus one mice as fast but I have to run back to
quite like to do it I ain't doing that shit fuck that
I don't know if I thought it was, to be honest.
oh therapy. Oh
Scenery dog here too.
I think I like the
returnals setting more.
that dog is just blocking
everybody.
I'm the triple. Sick. Alright. How much damage is this? Yeah, it's 230 with the best moves
it ever oh shit because I may not a bitch lap all right
No, because I'm already here and I can't be arsed to backtrack.
I can't be arsed to backtrack.
I mean it's fine as long as I'm patient.
Which I am.
It's all good.
Grave Lorded or not Grave- I'm out.
Fuck this.
I'm dead.
can I do please quite safe smart yep
I don't know what that song has been really stuck in my lately.
Oh
Hi, it's dude that guy will fucking one shot me on a counter hit
I shouldn't be here right now.
Yeah he's gonna do the fucking shield thing.
It is really dumb to be in Gravelord areas in this.
Enemies are just really scary.
But I've almost killed all the enemies here now.
I must continue.
actually oh shit red ghost run backwards run backwards run
backwards run backwards run backwards just fucking go backwards dude
of
she did that turn actually visible thing
Does every enemy in the Gravelord area get buffed when it's Gravelorded, or is it only
the red ones that spawn in and they're extra strong?
I should know this, but I don't.
It's only the red ones, yeah, okay.
Hey, it's the guy that killed me in my long run yesterday
Yeah, the red ones have five times of stats. Yeah, it's freaky. He's really freaky
All right, who do we have here?
Oh
Fuck
Don't even think about it. I mean I have to eventually
Where's his skeletons?
Are they just behind him?
Oh, fuck me.
Okay, yeah.
Aw, dude, it's so fucking over.
It's so over.
Quit out.
Oh my god, if I were to do quit outs now, I could just quit out, spawn on the other side
of the fog gate and then just loot the area without having to respawn everything can we
allow it please chat
Come on down then!
Okay, yeah, that's what we have to do. I'm not risking this fucking run.
Slightly annoying, but that is what it is.
Oh yeah, did I even check the Undead merchant?
I don't even think I did.
I think I forgot about it, that's it.
I should probably check him.
New rule, kill what you see.
Shut up, just shut up, just shut up.
I might go straight even, I think.
I have a good weapon, so why not let's get a boss increase
Did you ever check the undead woman merchant behind bars?
No, not you can't do that unless you find the key unless you do the skip
Which we don't allow well, I don't allow
You got to find the whizzicall basement here or whatever to do it
Is that an item? I haven't looted that! Oh, oh shit.
That's the one you meant, folks. Ah.
The council approved the use of skips for salad and disc, too bad, buddy.
Oh they would have proved it for this but not for Salad.
What the fuck? That went through the wall!
Oh
Yeet
Oh my god fuck that
Huh?
Okay
Check him PC. Oh wait, I wonder what boss it is
Don't worry, I'll find a way to die to it.
Thing is, I'm a little bit worried because I'm gonna fall down and I'm gonna lose a
lot of health.
If he opens with the fucking scythe attack, I'm dead.
I'm instantly dead and I can't even dodge it.
I have died to randomize a bit of chaos.
Yeah, I got one shot.
Get him going.
Oh wait, I think I'm too close for him to even do it.
I mean, I'm right up his ass.
Kers? Whatever, I don't fucking know what it is.
Check him PC he says. Wait, what is this clip?
Analyze.
Oh, that's normal, that's normal, believe it or not, that's actually normal, that happens
all the time. Yeah, you can pick up drops of enemies here. Or no ring. Did I see this?
Oh, you got a clip of Ella hits I think I got a pile over there was like 50 something clips
You can just leave it there
God it's so annoying
Don't let it get to you you're better than this okay, I shrugged it off
Huge checkers, thanks 17, and Berthold, thanks 40.
There should be one more blacknut I need to kill here.
Now I don't believe I have the key to open the cell.
What is that key even called?
I always think it's this one, but it probably isn't.
Yeah, I've seen it follows. Yeah
This guy should be a black knight and can drop a key item
Was he bring her back? Yes! I have a b-banger banger for sure.
Oh my god, he's gonna parry me and I'm gonna fucking die.
You can't just backstab who do you think you are?
Chicken legs!
That item is a boast, so I'm not gonna loot it.
But that's a humanity.
Can I see obsession?
No.
Haven't.
Is it good?
People tuning in now is going to think I'm back to the asylum
again, that I lost a run and died.
Yeah, sorry, it's not that one I always get it wrong. Oh, I think there's one more item
I haven't looted here though
Well, I see back rooms. Yeah, dude
Okay, okay
Uh, okay, now that we've done that, that's cool.
Uh... Painting time, dude, Lord Vessel could be in Painter World, which is...
It could also be the item here, and...
There's actually some items I haven't looted here, so...
You know what? Fuck it, let's check.
it's not it it's not it chief
oh is he resneevil movies oh it's been a while
because i did that
slugged items are random yeah they can't be key items though
we both know where it is
shut up salad
shut up
All right, we got some, uh, we got 26 and 41.
Not bad.
Yeah, you can't sell it for sure, and I should.
I should unironically go to the catacombs, I should.
I don't think I have a riot now.
Dude, I should try to go to the merchant, though I never went to the undead merchants.
I don't need to.
Where else could I go?
Valley of Drinks. I might go Catacombs to be fair.
All the thing that sucks is I just don't have the Lord Vessel so I'll have to teleport up
if I don't find it.
There is still a lot of places it could be, even Painter World it could be in so we could
go Bly Town, loot the swamp, go to the great hollow, do that.
Uh...
Thing is, we rarely do the catacombs.
I also haven't done the graveyard here, so we can do that first, I guess.
Yeah, upper new lawn done, we haven't done.
I think I'll start by looting the graveyard.
Hopefully I will probably find a new weapon though, but I can plus 10 that weapon surely.
Yeah, I'm not letting him buff. That's way too risky.
Oh yeah, it could be an upper Bly Town. Wait a minute. Do I have the Bly Town key?
No, I don't. That was a different run. Thank you.
It could also be in Painter World, we'll get this.
It might be that I need to go to Painter World to find the key to the depths to enter the
sewers to find the Lord Vessel.
If you're very unlucky, that can happen.
I've had it happen once, I think.
That's why finding the Pain in World doll before the Lord Vessel is so scary, because
now it could be behind fucking anything.
Because I go Pain in World, I won't find the Lord Vessel, but I'll find the key to the
depth or I'll find the Bly town key then it could be in upper Bly town it's just
so me I got asked if you don't find the Lord Vessel before any of those hey it's
alright I'll find it here in the graveyard anyways it doesn't matter
Wow.
Find the doll to find the key to the depths, to find the annex key to find Lord Vessel.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You get the point.
Inhuman Overdose, takes 26.
Thank you.
And yeah, if you're very, very unlucky, that will happen.
Ah, mace.
Mace is alright.
I'm just gonna go plus 10 this mace, I guess.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Is Anik's keyscape not allowed?
Well, I wouldn't do it.
There's no rules set for this run.
Like, and everyone's doing it differently.
Some people are using skips.
Some are doing quitouts.
Some are doing, I don't know.
Yeah, Mesa's good here.
I haven't looted any longer last item now.
I have a bad feeling about this run now, when it comes to, uh, make the middle of the vessel.
The salad's still cheating? Do you mean if he's toggling? No, he stopped doing it.
The fire... I don't have it alive. I almost just died. I almost just died right there.
Uh, Firekeeper is, uh...
Dead. The only Firekeeper I've left is...
...Crow Lake's sister.
fucking base dude, look at that damage. Is there a link to the Rando? Unfortunately this
Rando is not public but there is another one that is kind of the same I guess.
Oh, this guy will fuck me up.
I don't like it.
No, I think it's because this rando isn't fully done, maybe?
They were fear?
No, the developer of the random doesn't want us to share it.
Might be because maybe he's not happy with it or something.
It's not fully done
Oh, man
Oh, he doesn't want custom forked versions to be distributed.
Right.
Okay, I see, I see.
Oh, I'm kind of struggling about where to go.
I guess we go with catacombs.
Why not?
Just fucking murder everything in the catacombs and then loot the entire thing.
Why not?
all the one hits bagger dude so sick so sick bro
I
Yeah, we'll see salad
Got a pretty shady monitors taking the time they wouldn't be having permaslaw without them
Alright, I'm gonna do catacombs cuz I always save catacombs for like really late.
Now that we have a plus 10 weapon, why not just do it and see if we find something cool here?
I'll just leave you be I think
Look at this damage is so good. I'm just gonna kill every single thing in these catacombs, and then I'm gonna go to Balmals
And then I'm gonna loot every item
Good night, all those are dreams.
Thanks for chilling.
I should...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, he didn't die though. Why? And what the fuck is this guy doing?
It's SMD guy, dude.
They're playing Kingdom Hearts on stream?
Yeah, I've done a Kingdom Hearts 1 marathon.
I did the whole thing in one stream.
It took 16 hours.
It was fun.
Oh my god, this guy is a fucking god gamer, huh?
Jesus.
I hear snip snip here.
Oh, I also see a pinwheel here.
This guy doesn't have any sound effects, so...
Fuck.
Okay, don't...
Let him come here to you.
Oh, Snip Snip!
Snip Snip Snip Snip Snip Snip Snip Snip.
Fuck that.
Snip Snip and Black Knight?
That's a recipe for death.
Oh my god, a snake.
How's this run looking so far?
Ah, key item wise very rough, but damage wise is really good.
I have plus 10 weapons.
So my damage is very good.
So I'm just clearing the entire catacombs.
Do I have plus 50 weapons as well?
Do I?
What if I do?
And then I'm gonna loot all of this and see if we get something.
Well, assuming I survive, that is.
Yeah, I think of the kick incident here now.
I'm going to kill Patches. Yeah, I'm going to kill him. Or he's going to be a fucking
rascal
Oh, I don't like that red guy. That red guy is so fucking terrifying.
It's not that it's attachment it's just catacombs is scary
If I almost drop, I'm just gonna yolo if I almost drop.
I mean, I practiced it yesterday, so I kinda know where to go.
But still.
If you fuck up, you die.
So yeah.
What's wrong with you?
Well, if that's what it has to be...
Cassies.
How?
Well...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
Know when I did it yesterday, I did not run for the first drop I jogged straight to the towards the rock and it
I always forget, like, the part I'm in now, how this part goes, because you can go here
They can drop there, but I never remember where you end up if you do
Around the vomers drop, okay
This is why it's good. I'm doing these. Oh, yeah. Hey, this is where you can break that and then you can arrive there. Yeah
Yeah, you can go there to go to Nido or we could go here.
I mean we're just going on a murder spree right now, that's all we're doing.
I still stuck in my head dumbass song
treasure
Yeah.
Murder everything!
Hey, it's me, it's all Kings.
Thanks to 11m. You too!
Thanks to all the Ankhigs, both 11m.
Holy.
This maze is brutal. Well, this is why getting the large ember is so good in this game
Because any weapon you can plus 10 is very strong
anything well
Maybe not the whips. Oh, yeah, it's legit
Yeah Russian it's catchy
The whips become semi-usable, yeah, there is an item here I kind of want to grab but
let's not.
Now I'm back out here, yeah.
Such interesting level design here
Yeah, and then we can go here
Oh my god, I'm going to get kicked by this guy again.
Fuck you.
Here's Vommels.
This best friend.
So now you can do the bommos drop.
Is there an item down in the Balmose Pit?
I think there is one, right?
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
right
I better lock out
Well, let's go the other path first.
Uh...
This way.
No.
What?
This way?
I was so confused.
Yeah, this way, yeah, yeah, yeah. We go this way and we keep clearing all the enemies.
Yes, perfect. We come out here, we go here, we try to kill all of these.
Bonk.
Bonk.
This guy is a lot of damage.
Don't get hit by him.
Hi, we didn't deal that much, I thought it'd be worse.
There's so many items in the catacombs dude, it's crazy.
It will be really cool to loot all of this though.
See what we get out of it.
Okay.
Thanks.
Have a free shot.
well surely this area if I kill pinwheel this area won't respawn right
because that will be really annoying because I would like to kill pinwheel
and then go and loot everything or whoever pinwheel is we're gonna drop
attack this shit. Yeah, I don't know if it's gonna respawn or not. Ghost. Oh, you little
Oh shit. You little shit.
This enemy's a fucking bonk in here.
Enemy's on the respawn if you hit a loading screen so they won't have to pinwheel.
Alright, let's try it. I hear the dragon ass though.
I don't like it.
I don't like that dragon ass at all.
I wish you would come over here.
I'm over here so I can like whack you from up here.
What the fuck?
What the hell are you guys coming from?
That's good.
Oh, there's even a monkey down there.
I mean, I could just run towards there.
way too big to uh fit through those mountains
I don't have any fire bombs
of
I'll just gooner sprints market
What do you think we got here, huh?
Multiple areas away can respawn enemies.
Yeah, I think I had- I did it this run, actually.
Calamity?
Oh, yeah.
I've had him here before.
Sanctuary Guardian.
Ooh.
That's a bit annoying.
Yeah, it's a very bad arena for him.
It's pretty small.
It's doable
Oh, it's fucking scary in this arena man.
Very scary in the arena.
We should loot.
That mace dagger is too good, dude. It's too good.
Yeah, I'm not going further. I'm going backwards.
They have not respawned, it looks like. So very good.
We should be able to loot all of Catacombs now.
Pretty much.
Well, assuming we don't die to the fucking drop, too, almost.
Is that dragon ass I'm scared of I can't even see him oh there's a little mushy over here
Okay, he's hell bent on being in that corner.
It's the monkey I'm trying to get though.
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey monkey
Monkey monkey, oh fuck
Die oh what the fuck
I'm going back to the beginning fuck this
we gotta start looting shit I'm just starting up in the beginning or I'm
gonna forget shit I mean I would like to kill these yeah they should be able to
Climb, that's true.
Oi!
Oi?
Yeah, Chris the Goolin probably blocking.
all right oh
fuck yeah, let's lose
and there's an item over here
well sick
It's a good weapon, it also requires 25 necks I think it is.
Okay, nay. Crazy.
Does that have eye of death? I might have.
Maybe, I don't know. Maybe I don't.
I can eat a Covenant item, Lord Missile? No.
Oh, Firebomb, cool.
Or do you mean when he gives to you?
That could maybe be...
I'm not sure what it is.
Oh, no.
Crystal Shield.
strong
brand is my bottle I don't know it's oh silver shield strong and a parry I'm not
sure to be honest I mean it's from like the agency I'm part of I don't know what
brand the actual bottle is
There's like a, oh, like a fucking, there's like a hamster in my, the road dude, running
in a wheel or something.
Oh
Fucking hey
Hi, oh I have death. Oh now I got some I feel like I
Feel
I feel like I might have missed an item here.
Dude, stop, fuck!
I'm gonna die tomorrow.
It was a good stream chat but it's over. There's nothing I can do.
Okay I haven't missed anything here. I have a feeling I missed one thing though.
Is there an item over here?
Yeah.
Uh, sure, Salis.
Fuck you, there. Uh, we have patches over there. He drops his loot, but I don't think there is anything else there.
what else do we have here no loot in here no loot in here loot in here maybe a
Lord vessel?
Murakumo!
Uhhh...
Where's that item where you like...
draw... where the lever is?
Yeah, where is that item?
Did I miss an item here?
Yeah, we're good.
So what I think is, if you drop down, well, I mean this is where we have to drop here.
That's a no-brainer, unfortunately.
Oh yeah, this is the item I'm looking for, yeah, yeah, so you gotta drop on that and
go in, yeah, yeah, right.
Okay, why is my cough getting like 10 times worse still
Ah, what am I doing?
You can't go from there, but...
Hentai virus, right?
Okay, a lot of shields here apparently.
And if you go here...
Oh, it takes you out in that kind of U-turn outside, right?
Where you get to Nido.
Or does it?
I
Don't want to go there. Oh
Wait, I am heavy running
Will I make this with heavy run? Oh
When I was practicing this I think I was mid running
I mean I
I have to go down here. So basically I just ran towards the rock from here and it worked in practice. It was easy
I'm scared I'm scared dude. Let's let's lose other shit
Fuck you
Yeah, we have other items to loot first. It's alright, we don't need to go here right now.
It's full speed walk, that's what I did yesterday, and it worked.
I'd never sprinted.
But I was on mid-roll.
And you definitely walk slower in heavy roll.
I got the loot over here. Yeah. Let's go to Nino. Today we go FAH! True. If you go too
fast you hit the little bump that sends you wearing off. Yay I know. That's why I don't
do with sprint but I don't know how it is with heavy roll though that's why I'm
not going for the drop yet
what is this reference it's the FAA I mean or whatever
the sound effect yeah yeah I'm live tomorrow regular time is the play after my long run
I don't know if this will respawn catacombs to be honest if it does it's okay I've looted most things except for bonos and
the end of it
Wait am I mid-rolling with that
Yeah, Erk, I think it's the 105, bro. Sorry, the alerts are still down. The whole stream
I should just ban him and be, ban him and be done with it.
It will be so easy.
You've done it before?
Yeah, true.
That's true.
There's an item in that room if you, like, kill Leroy or some shit.
an item right below me god damn it i want to go to vamos dude can we google a video
for vamos drop with heavy armor no is that illegal no way just hold w off of it yeah
That works with mid-roll and light-roll but heavy-roll. I'm not sure
Wait, there's actually items down here too I forgot about that yeah
down there yeah this guy didn't drop yeah but I was mid roll though I was mid
roll in this clip I think it's over here and then it's down here and then it and
And then it's down here, and then you just jog here.
Yeah, but I did that wrong.
I did that wrong.
I jog towards the wall.
You're not supposed to jog towards the wall.
You're supposed to jog towards the rock.
You're supposed to jog towards this one, not the fucking wall.
To be honest, it looks like you'll make it with heavy walk.
You know what, Cham's gonna full send it, whatever, fuck it.
I can't be arsed, I'm tired.
Got wings for life tomorrow.
Where the hell's Vamos?
over here. Wait, hold up. Thank you, Rob. Thank you, man.
giant gong let's sick I can't find Vommos dude well it was fun but it's over I
don't know where he is but I think it's over okay it's here so I'm just gonna go
for it at least we'll know if it works or not with heavy roll so I'm just gonna
gonna run straight forward here, hold W, get the W, probably die, but at least we know.
It will work.
I have my doubts to be honest.
But fuck it, let's find out.
It worked?
That's good to know.
Cool.
I think I just go to the bottom now, all right. Yeah, cool. Oh, yes, I left you a little
Oh shit
This lad Mike
I'll give you a flamethrower.
Yes.
More large pyrtonites?
Okay, listen, I don't need more.
It's okay.
Wow, what a shit-ass store.
That's the first and only time I go to Vommos in their animizer.
Great, now I gotta get up from here.
Wait, can't you reinforce my weapon?
Yeah!
I mean I could make it fire
Patches suck my nut though was how it
Fire ass fire mega ass of hell
What is that red oh it's the monkey
I've seen heat. No, I've never seen that movie.
I was streaming Bidalker Riot, what the hell is that?
I love walk-pad movies.
of
of
Okay, I think everything is dead here now.
There's still a few items to loot.
Yeah, I know Enderall. It would be cool to try it sometime.
One item is over here and then the others are on top of that, so...
Yay! Lute the pit. Yeah, we can loot the pit here.
Why not?
These won't be key items or anything though.
Clerics at location?
I don't even remember what that is.
SuperSolve, what happened to the ass we have, man?
I haven't said ass that much.
And thank you, sorry.
I've just been down the entire screen today.
The stream element is doing some shit, I guess.
You know, I don't know because it well, loot patches I did. Yeah, gave me giant gauntlets. It was great.
Blue, very banana, I'm sure.
Moth of Madness, young carpenter, never seen it.
So we should drop from here to get down there.
Yes.
Then there's one item there. Is there an item on the other side too? No, that
would have been so annoying. Okay.
Alright Lord Vessel, sick bro.
I do believe that's the entire catacombs looted.
Surely it's not in Tomb of the Giants right and I can just peace out because I'm kind
of tired of being down here.
Zero key items, well I'll be surprised.
Every fucking run it's in the hollow.
yeah probably I give almost boom fire no because I don't have Lord Vest a lot
of want to climb back out of there again
No, I can't plus 15, I don't have it yet.
I guess we could, I should anyways but we could check the forest over here.
You could sit at the bonfire and then light the bonfire then bone out.
What?
No.
You mean I could just light the bonfire?
Yeah you see I am old school Dark Souls player and that didn't work back then.
I had to resist it at it, so I always forget about it.
No, I almost can't drop any key item.
This is the regal killer, dude.
I got to be careful.
Yeah, exactly, reply to that didn't work in old Dark Souls, so I always forget you can
do it in Remaster.
Oh, he doesn't work in remaster either.
cool bikini femboy fx7 dude what if i fight so carefully uh because those guys on a counter
Their raid could probably one shot me.
There's a clip of Regal just getting one shot by one of them when he has a shitload
of health.
See how fast I can clear the forest. I mean a plus 10 weapon.
Yeah, dark in I think so.
I will run for wings for life tomorrow, but like I'm not gonna push hard.
Which sucks because I've been training for it, but now it's like ah, yeah
Go outside fucking get sick go outside get sick go outside get sick
What's the point nothing everything's pointless it's so over
Server is pretty good
All right, we could easily clear the forest and loot it before anyways
What if Lord vessel is an Omega doom branch of dark hell well then we got a yolo in it if it works it works if it doesn't we're dead
Not if it's given some to Garfield. Yay, thank you. End of the stream throw. Well, hopefully not.
This guy is slow, yeah?
I am not sure until 3 a.m. It's wings for life tomorrow, bruv I
Think you misty I'm glad you like it. We should go and check a butterfly to see if it could be an easy fight that we can
Maybe kill
I'm streaming tomorrow before the event?
No, what the fuck?
After the event.
And even this 1pm.
Wait you're having chicken wings tomorrow?
No.
Okay, let's check with the bosses, we can elude every item here in this part of the
Oh, it's Pinwheel. Oh, I might die here while I'll be fitting three men. Don't let him
I think he's cooking. Oh no, he's cooking.
Yep, this is when you die. Yep.
I'm dead. I'm unironically dead, I am.
oh
that's enough today
Ohhhh...
Pinwheel is fucking scary dude, in that arena.
You can't circle around to dodge your stuff.
I'm out, we continue tomorrow, after Waste for Life.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
I'm out.
I am out.
Terrifying.
Oh my god.
Have a good run tomorrow? Yeah, we'll see. I mean if I am very ill, like not very ill, but you shouldn't run when you have a cough.
It's like anything with the lungs is really bad. You could get like fucking pneumonia and shit.
So I mean we'll see.
But we're 129 members in the group now, it's gonna be really fun to see how we do.
Thanks to everybody, this run continues tomorrow. We actually have a run going, it's a very slow run.
But yeah, I haven't found the Lord Vessel. Yeah, it could get heart inflammation too, yeah.
It's true
It's definitely something you should avoid but I mean the thing about the event is you can just do any pace you want
My my ego just tells me to push forever
This is not a fun picture it's just not fun
Yeah.
Oh.
Alright chat.
I'll be back tomorrow after the Wings for Life event.
Everyone who's joined the team, you can still join the team actually if you have any doubts.
up for the charity goes to a spinal cord research yeah we're 129 people the
whole sign-up fee just goes to the charity so yeah yes yeah
oh yeah I have to check my audio settings apparently language and ambassador
cool cool I all
but the final quarter research foundation there's people in wheelchair
do the uh then too that's cool uh yeah i'm live tomorrow yes we continue the run yep
see you then chat appreciate y'all bye
I love you guys.
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