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All of this just works.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do
that.
I don't know if he's going to be able to do that, but I'm not sure if he's going
to be able to do that.
Yo!
What's happening?
Thank you.
Now.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Thank you.
5, 5
Wooo!
This was your first ever Zelda
Your first ever video game, oh damn
My first video game was Donkey Kong Country, I believe
Not first memory, at least
Hey, you
Ah, physically, the eight years
Man
Oh, thank you
It's my mark, you know
Like, 61 man
61 9 this the public 73 looks like 65 Kenny x8 m9 x83
Saldo to oh, that's uh, I have played that when I was younger I have indeed
Me more zealots have played
The one on Ness? Is that just Zelda 1? It's Zelda 1, right?
Zelda 1, Zelda 2,
Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker.
And a Link to the Past. Did I say that? I don't know if I did.
I played Minish Cap, I don't know if I finished it, but I definitely played it.
I definitely played it.
I thought Wind Waker was great back then, though.
Could you call up Minish Cap?
I don't remember.
Oh, shabbiness. Oh, yes, thank you. Can't believe you managed to find the original
unopened copy and are emulating it. Yeah, I know, right? It's crazy. It took a while,
But yeah, yeah.
Took a while to get the bios and the shit.
Show Gamecube, it's actually in my storage.
Like, unironically it is.
I've shown my Nintendo collection a few times on stream.
I'm by a boogie.
God, boys, that Twilight Princess is so good.
Yeah, I've actually...
I've never played a Twilight Princess, obviously.
And I've barely even seen Twilight Princess.
I'm interested in the more like darker versions, and Twilight Princess strikes me as a darker
version of Zelda, which is why I had an interest in playing it.
Why is Summer Press by the same unit?
music played when I was climbing. Star development, graphics. Oh no. Early access. I keep a look
on that one. Looks pretty cool. Looks pretty cool. No church today now man. Yeah Majora's
This mask got played, I gave it to her.
LR, was it your small furry bed we saw at my class stream team?
No.
You just could sleep anywhere on that in the house, Mick.
I have that bed in here, but it's supposed to be Yoshi's actual sleeping bed, so it's not supposed to be in here.
I have the other bed in here, and I had to switch it.
Hey, you!
Donaraldx30...
So we did was 20th year of vision last night?
Oh yeah, it was year of vision, right?
Right. Yeah, Riot makes 4-3, Solid makes 90.
I know a Jetsensek, I've seen the gameplay.
Why do I wonder, it's always triggered by the fact that the games are called Zelda? You're playing Link?
Yeah, but it's called the Legend of Zelda.
Now I don't know what Zelda's legend actually is, but yeah.
Like what is the legend of Zelda?
I don't know, man.
Take a chicken. I think's 90 sell me at this 19 again, right? I think 43 darn it. I think I'm like 30
I'm that one out caps my all good. I'm trying to our life princess today
Yeah, I
Haven't played a zealous since I want to say Wind Waker, but I played a bit of Minish cap
Which I think came after Wind Waker or maybe not
I was like I'm like 34.
Huh.
Okay.
I had a Gameboy back in the day, not a Gameboy Advance style.
I think you're nervous.
I have the panels, dude.
Amazing work.
Oh wait, the first game was called The Hyrule Fantasy,
the legend of Zelda.
I mean, why do you just really like the name Zelda?
No real reason.
The Hyrule Fantasy.
It's pretty good, too, though.
I would have lost the X-25, the T-Bit X-23, Zelda CDI.
Oh, that's isn't that that you must die.
That will be dank to play.
Yeah, they have like 32.
Don't call him good bro.
So let's see what the Zaldo.
What?
Poilet Princess all about.
If you live to all the Princesses of Metropro,
you'll have done two of my favorite favorite games.
If you ever do Super Mario Sunshine,
it's my Nintendo Traffecta.
I have done Super Mario Sunshine Shorts.
It was a 20...
What was it, a 20 hour stream?
Me and CB Blind Raced It, all shines.
Which meant you had to grab all the blue coins.
It took like 25 hours in one sitting.
It was a long time ago.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
No, a God of War marathon will happen when...
Probably after Gothic Remake.
because Gothic Remake comes out very soon and before that it's Jumping Quest, it's Bond,
it's TwitchCon after those two, and after I come up with TwitchCon it's like four days
until Gothic Remake.
So yeah.
After that I don't think there's too many coming out.
Yeah, kid, they still be 80 man.
It's a marathon to Ragnarok? I plan on playing Ragnarok, yeah.
No, no, no sickness, man. No sickness. No sickness. Promise, bravo.
You're on fire, Kratos.
Oh, I'll listen to this one.
Started severance falling, it's so good.
Yeah, it's really good, just the most it is.
It's very, very good.
What a cockpecker.
what's a cockpecker? what up?
got my dashboard up, nice, i guess i'm gonna link some
do they nerf the backs of Ragnarok? no, apparently not
apparently not
You can mod away the back seating on PC.
Oh, right.
True.
I forgot it's actually on PC now.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I've already tested the cameras. Everything's working. I don't even launch
it through stream. I literally just plug and play. Easy peasy. True story about L.A.
solid okay infinite fire bombs here
then okay if my dogs also run is invalid
then lepros run is invalid because he
even if our bombs yeah and I said
yeah sure and then he popped my ass
but no no he didn't you know are you
wish buddy
RV Humping
Yeah, they're part of the Z88
To be modern Kratos and no God there probably is one. I'm sure but no we can't do that
Wonder I item enemy bonfire this one right well bonfire Randall isn't public yet
I mean you have to pay for it because he is he's not ready to release it
so I mean there's no point it's getting updated like daily that mod there's no
point in using it now I think unless you want to test it of course it's still
like in prototype yeah daily
but I've missed going well done with dog sitting now which is man two dogs
Yoshi is so easy. The other dog is very, uh, temperament's very opposite.
Oh, she's sweet. She's sweet.
How long are your dogs hitting? Today was the last day. It was supposed to be yesterday.
But, yeah.
Today was the last day I just left her.
Eat bunnies! Thanks, son! Thank you.
No, I only have one dog. Where was dog sitting?
Another dog.
But not anymore. Not anymore. It's almost 4pm.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna launch this bad boy.
Get a cat already? Yeah, maybe this summer a, uh, main coon, yeah.
The cool man, the cool.
2B, oh yeah of course there's a 2B. Yeah we're not using that for God of War marathon. No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
I like this.
You see, when you just start the game, it's like nothing.
It's just nothing.
It's a bit it's a bit like it's a bit eerie. It's a bit shout out the word is
It's a bit dark
Those a bit dark, yeah
Moody, yeah, I like it
Yeah, I got my gamecube in the USA back in Florida, you know when I was there many years ago
Yeah, I actually tried the 4k texture pack, but I removed it because it makes the game
a lot brighter.
I wasn't a fan.
So I don't have any 4k textures on you.
I do not.
I took it away.
I'm going to go bottom left because I think I cover stuff everywhere else.
I'm not sure I need chat on.
I could have. We'll see. We'll launch the game first, and we'll see.
Ah.
Gimiro.
What a Sunday.
What's in you finally play Zelda while I farm Diablo 4LR champion?
Ooh, let's go Stumpy and enjoy the load of farming, bruv.
Yo, what up, freebies? Game, I've been thinking of playing finally.
Yeah, me too. I've been wanting to play this for a while.
Manga of this game is pretty dark for Nintendo games, several limbs of suicide stuff, damn.
No, I got to take 4K texture pack but I removed it, I didn't like the look.
It makes the game a lot brighter, I feel like it took away the dark mood that I'm
kind of expecting like in terms of the graphics and shit.
I mean, I'm not the missile on the way to your house.
What?
This is just original Twilight.
I was told this was original Twilight Princess when I bought it, so I'm just gonna try the
game, dude.
Bob with a bum, but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a but a
Hey you
This is a super smash bros fighting stage I recognize this
Oh
Oh
That's a good opening, I like it.
Ignore that one, I was just testing it for a kid's extra pack.
Can you erase it?
Practicing a kid's game all stream, right?
We got a lot of Twilight Princess emotes.
My favorite is PeopleLonk.
What is all this stuff?
Oh, this one? Thank you, IceLion. What is that?
Is that Link? What the fuck?
Nile?
Academy is in 94.
Oh, SLCH, thank you dude.
The Deeders things that fair doing takes 89.
Viking 47.
Master of XQQ9.
Thank you dude.
I'll play the original GameCube vision or the mirrored...
I don't know if it's mirrored or not, I have no idea.
I don't think so. You can toggle mirror mode in the options, but it's off.
So... I don't know.
Yeah, they're generous as S L C H. Thank you, bro. Thank you. No, this is not my first
although. It's my first one since Wind Waker. I did play a bit of Minish Cap like it was
so long ago. Other than that, I don't play much Nintendo games. I prefer a bit more,
I know rowdy stuff, you know, but this this Zelda game always interested me because it seems a bit
What do you say a more I don't want to say adult version, but a more
Not purely more edgy more dark version. Yeah more mature version. Yeah
It seems like a more grittier mature version of the
And uh, oh there's not, take a fucking ocarina of time for example, like you can play that
as an uh, you can play all of them as an adult and whatnot, but like when you go into, is
it in the well?
And there's like, there's like a damn torture chamber in the well under the castle or
whatever?
And it's just stuff like that, it's so, yeah Majora is very dark, yeah.
And Shadow Temple, yeah.
Oh hell yeah, you're in, let's go.
Yeah, as a kid you don't understand us though, but as when you grow older you get like, wait,
what?
This was in the game?
Yeah.
Alright, it's over 4pm.
It's like an Incredibles movie.
As a kid you see superheroes fighting as well as you see psychological thrill.
I haven't ever seen a superhero.
Incredibles, I mean.
All right, lock him up, thanks for the greetings.
You're welcome, thanks for 106.
Everyone else gives up to Fenboy Link, my beloved.
Right, thanks.
I'm starting.
I'll long link.
I guess they're going to say his name or like in the text,
so I'm just going to keep it link, I guess.
Long.
How do you even?
Oh, OK.
Long.
I can long.
but oh my god even oh no
what the fuck is this okay i want l wait what is happening wait why why is the cursor going
wait this is so dang i've never seen this
Is this a glitch?
Okay.
Oh, this is like a puzzle, just the first name in yourself.
What the hell?
Oh, this is so dumb.
No!
I was one off.
Fuck!
Can I type with G1?
No, I can't type with G1.
Maybe I can mouse.
No, I can't!
Ah, we're stuck in the menu.
Helvetta!
I- you know what? We're linked.
Made me- oh!
Oh, I see- wait, what?
No, wait.
Oh! You can do this!
I've solved it. I solved it.
Fuck!
What is happening here?
Oh my god.
Okay, lul.
Wait, do I need to go one more back?
I don't know.
Ah, fuck it.
You know what?
We're linking.
Fuck this.
We're linking.
Epona.
Yeah, sure.
Holy shit.
I'm guessing that's a Galician.
That's not the way it is in the original GameCube.
Let's go.
Tell me, do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls?
Wait, I'm Link Underscore?
No way.
They say it's the only time when our world intersects with theirs.
The only time we can feel the lingering regrets of spirits who have left our world.
I'm actually a Link underscore.
No I'm not.
That is why loneliness always pervades the hour of twilight.
Twilight and red.
But enough talk of sadness.
I have a favor to ask of you, Link.
I'm I'm I'm it's correct I
Supposed to deliver some to the Royal family of Hyrule the day after tomorrow
Yes, it was a task set to me by the mayor, but would you go in my stead?
You have never been to Hyrule right
The kingdom of Hyrule, there's a great castle and around it is Castle Town, a community
far bigger than our little village.
And far bigger than Hyrule is the rest of the world the gods created.
We should look upon it all with your own eyes.
It's getting late. We should head back to the village. I'll talk to the mayor about this matter. Okay.
I mean, game looks absolutely amazing.
This is scare me IRL, they're so big.
But they are very nice.
But scary.
Launch.
Hey!
Boy Link!
You there?
How's where he lives?
Hey, you mind helping me herd the goats?
I'm not helping you.
I'm not helping you.
I'm not helping you.
I'm not helping you.
Hey, you mind helping me heard the goats? They ain't listening to me lately
Hey, where's Epona? Oh
Shit there we go
It runs so well, dude.
Link's house!
Cool.
Look how cozy this is. No internet though. No computer. Oh shi- uh. You know I can put
my camera like for sure like above the root piece I guess I want to block the
map
you know it's fantasies is linked as a house check
cool all right we're cozy way to live
because you live without internet bro I grew up like without internet you have
to like go on the damn slow ass line and I can paste up oh my god it's dark in
here
then you heard that we got us to go find the horsey map okay or go in the
province mordom village oh shit cool this is Hyrule Kingdom cool
hey gesture I see you I have my lips posh just for the little intro here
Oh, Sqwirl.
That was a schnozer.
Come on now hurry up and bring opponent with you.
Give me all them rupees.
Fans, I remember fans were crying about one thing a mature zeal that when they announced
Wind Waker and then we got this brown and gray slop.
This is cool, dude.
This looks great.
Backflip some shit.
What squirrel in svenska?
Ekkorre.
Epona.
You spell it E-K-O-R-R-E Oh, he's still strong enough to carry these.
Damn.
Crazy.
Oh!
Secret dungeon.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Your first person here?
Oh, you can!
Cool.
Nice.
Get my horse back.
Oh hi Link.
Is that like sister or something?
I washed Epona for ya.
I like Link's look in this game.
It's cool.
Epona is a girl too, so you have to treat her nice like one.
Oh but listen Link, could you song for me?
Could you- Can you use a piece of grass to play that song for me?
You know the one that Epona likes? A piece of grass?
What?
Hahahaha
Okay, cool.
It's such a nice melody.
Epona looks happy.
Oh, she's all pre-ed up now.
I suppose you can ride her back.
Don't you make her do too much, okay?
All right, sure
Water
What's the matter aren't you gonna help out at the ranch? Yeah, I'm fixing the goats. Oh
Is that the speed-ups I guess
Huh. Dude, look how huge it is. Now, horses are scary. The sheer size of them. It freaked
me out.
Can you say it's eliton with a female voice? It's eliton!
Yeah, working horses, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Gordon Village. Okay.
Oh wait, can you like...
Our seahorses are the most spreading creatures and they can bite you in water and no seahorses
are cool man.
Ah, if it isn't young Link, you gonna close down the ranch for the day?
I just closed the shop myself.
I'm sure you know all about the mischievous monkeys
that have been coming into the village lately.
Those things worry me a bit.
I better lock up tight here.
I couldn't stand to have any more good stolen.
Can't trust that good for nothing husband to do anything right.
Come on, dad. You can't catch a silly little monkey.
Well, no, no, I can't.
Oh, listen to us Babylon.
Listen to us Babylon.
I didn't mean to keep you.
All right off to work with you
Why don't you stop by and do a little shopping some more time?
Well have a good time at work link. Okay. Oh, dude. She's mirror mine. Be careful out there
Oh, he died!
Cool.
Dash?
Okay.
Is this on emulator?
Bumped him.
Nice.
Don't...
Oh, can you do an ocarina of time?
Fly with it.
Yeah!
Can you reset?
Oh yeah, with L.
Gold and I have 8?
Jella Ruby's worth 10, dang.
Crazy.
How was this?
what wait what oh shit is like gyro surely you can turn that off right it's a bit awkward
I see a yellow rupee down there, but aiming this is not the easiest.
Can you grab this?
Oh, oh it actually sits- okay, hey, hey, come back!
F1, I can turn it off with that.
Oh, okay, nice.
There's even achievements.
Cool.
Alright, yeah, you can use left stick like this.
This is fine.
And then precise aiming like that.
Give me the rupee!
I'm trying again. I could probably just jump up there and grab it.
And when I'm asking her out of the start, she'll be like,
Yeah, you too!
Let's go.
I'm pretty sure I could just leap up there and grab it.
But this gotta be for something.
I saw something up in the trees.
It's like fruta.
Okay, I'm grabbing it, but I'm aiming higher.
Will you grab it if I do this?
Okay, I give up.
Whatever.
Oh
Damn
You're gonna help out Fado or not link hit it up the ranch already you better move along and take a point with you
Yeah, I'm gonna just exploring man. It's like the first village
Russel, Uli, and Colin's house.
This would be dusk.
Oh.
Teach.
Great timing, Link.
There was something I forgot to tell you.
Well, some Colin is making a fishing rod so the two of you can play together.
We should finish it today so you couldn't get it at the house tomorrow.
Okay!
Oh!
Hi, Link!
I'm making you a fishing rod, you know?
All I have left to do is paint it so you're ready for fishing.
Yeah, dusk light, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jagal and Pergy and Tal and Mahle's house.
I'm guessing everything's locked. It's so late.
I mean, for now I don't have anything else planned, physical.
I haven't scouted any horror game or anything.
Did I like Directivated 20? I mean, it's fun to stream it, but it's definitely not like the best out of those games, though.
I would say.
There are two things in the raid, I've been a good shrump. Oh, damn!
You know what I found so cool when I was younger?
After playing Ocarina of Time and then they released...
They released Majora's Mask?
Is that Link does like flips and stuff when you jump on platforms?
I thought that was so sick.
What do I do with this eagle?
We'll find out.
Nothing to grab here.
So calm here.
We could just stay here, man.
is nice. Alright I'm gonna see if I can grab this. Can I enter your house? That's a Triforce
on his hand. Oh yeah, we have a new emote, like Triforce. Yeah. How high can you jump
I was gonna see if I grab this
There's a way
I called I'm going stalling enough
It's going to be another three years for an XLR release.
Yeah, they must be working on it on a Zelda, right?
What's the ranch girl named like Marlin in the awkward of time?
Is Marlin yeah
I'm Alan. Oh
Malin
So I started to get you over here in such a hurry link these guys have been awful skittish lately. It won't listen to a word
I say
Sorry to ask, bud, but how's about you and Apona heard him into the barn?
Why ain't got much time?
So you think you can do it for me?
No?
Yeah, sure.
If it's another breath of the wealth slop, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Much obliged there, bud.
Okay then, go on and nerd all these little scams into the barn for me.
Okay.
There's no timer at least, I got infinite time.
Goat in?
Okay.
I got emos for everything.
Go!
Man, the track is so godlike.
I'll get all these in.
Oscar it wills.
Don't hurt off!
What up chill dude?
Speedruns must be crazy here.
I have a feeling they just don't even do this in the speedrun knowing how cell the speedruns go
They probably just say fuck it and air fly out of the intro
They do oh really oh wow
Zeldas speedruns are really cool.
Yeah!
Link, opponent, much obliged to both of y'all.
I can cover everything tomorrow without having trouble trouble you.
So just sit back and relax bud.
Oh but uh how about today? Wanna practice with a fences?
Just just wait a spell bud. I'll get him fences set up.
Woo! Sorry this took so long. Okay then y'all ride all you want. Y'all get tired of riding?
Just jump the gate and head back into the village, okay bud? All right.
Hey Zagnar, thanks for the flip, thanks for the 49!
Such a nostalgic game for me, also please show the game's books to the camera, it's
in the storage man. I would have had it here to rip die so buy a BIOS whatever it is you know that
thing you need. To save your progress during the game per star and then choose the save option.
Yeah sure in the collection screen right.
Hey, wake up, Lake! It's morning already!
I love this track. Got items here. That's cool. So you can rotate.
Actually, I can't do anything on now at least.
I've never really thought I'm pretty eager to look forward to this, yeah, let's go dude.
Okay, cook?
No?
I'm gonna spoil it, this is actually the full game, just farm life every day.
You know I'm okay with it, as long as I get to fish.
Yo.
Link, did you hear?
We're selling a slingshot at the store right now.
A slingshot!
I wonder how powerful it is.
I need, I must try it.
Tyler, if you and Mala wanted so badly, just buy it at my parent's shop.
Do you see any rupees in my hand? I can't afford that thing. Come on, Beth.
You can't just load it into us for a while.
You know, I'd get in trouble for that. If you don't want it, save up your lousy sum.
But our lousy's are terrible.
Aw, I wish I was born into a family with a slingshot instead of one with a water wheel.
Come on Beth, we just want to look at it a little, at it a little, so can you get it?
The slingshot from the shop?
Yeah, and if you can't do that, let's just trade families, okay?
Knock it off!
Jesus Christ.
Hi Link.
You have the day off work today, right?
So I finished the fishing rod I was making.
Link, I figured I'd give it to you first thing in the morning, but my dad said you
just wait until Link comes to get it.
didn't bring it to you okay all good I'm gonna go check that slingshot man
ever made your own slingshot chat I've tried it sucked
oh hey morning link got a day off from work today my boy not me the wife's
been hassling me today today to restock our store look see that up in that
tree there you can get a better view by tilting up and then using the stick to
look around just but just by the way yeah some more than bees built themselves a
fine nest up there and I was thinking about knocking it down our cat hasn't
come home since yesterday sort of lives in a bad mood at the very least I need
to bring some home to her
Still locked.
Was this the shop here?
I see the cat door there.
Nice.
Nice detail.
I like it.
It's even mousetraps.
Oh, he's got a cat.
Mmm.
Four pixels.
It's even mousetraps.
Oh, is that a cat?
Mmm.
Four pixels.
That's a creepy picture.
I see this link shot in the background.
Oh my, it's young Link.
Welcome, my dear.
You didn't happen to see my little cat out there. Did you?
He ate the fish we were gonna have for supper last night, and I gave him a good scolding
But then he went out and hasn't returned. I'm so fraught with worry for him. I've exhausted myself. I
Did have the fork it takes your time, but I removed it. It made the game a lot brighter and stuff. I
Like the more moody look of the original
I'm terribly sorry, but my mind is so filled with thoughts of my little cat that I couldn't
deal with customers.
If I'd known this was going to happen, I would have let my little kitty eat fish to
his heart's content.
Link, my dear, I'm sorry.
Would you leave me be?
I'll serve you milk later.
I gotta find him, cat.
Oh, there's some dude up here.
Yo, leg, yo, up here.
I want to talk to you. Press A while holding L so we can chat.
Oh, hey, there you go.
Over here. Yeah, your usual, your voice carries well as usual.
Maybe you can teach my tides that you've got to press A while
L-targeting to talk to people from a distance. They don't get it.
So listen, why don't you climb up those vines there, Link?
Okay.
He looks like salad?
Yo, there you are.
Check this out.
You know, Sarah, at the general store, well, isn't that her cat over there?
He's just been sitting there next to my house, having a staring contest with a creek.
You don't suppose he's thinking he's gonna catch a fish, do you?
Haha, a cat can't catch no fish.
Anyway, that's not what I was meaning to tell you about.
I want you to take a look at something.
See that grass growing there on the edge of that rock?
Haven't I seen you whistling with that stuff?
I figured it was pretty rare to see it growing in a place like that.
I thought I'd let you know.
I bet you could hop across these rocks with just a quick little tilt, couldn't you?
Let me ask you something
Can I play with Kami a little bit but I flushed it a long time ago
I see the dude over there
I'm an eagle.
All right, what is this?
What the hell is that?
Is that a crib?
Oh, the sound.
How the hell do I do with this?
Call me crazy, but I could listen to that grass whistle all day long.
Anyway, I guess I just get back to my lounging.
I'll, uh, I'll just place it over here.
Come back with it later.
Someone needs it.
Gats!
I
Can't eat a fishing rod with some fish
Cat over the bridge
Can anyone explain how you win in this game?
I don't know, probably beat Ganondorf or something?
Or a cat you're lucky this time.
Not a fishing rod.
Oi!
Good morning to you.
If you're looking for my husband, he took his sword and left early this morning.
But I must ask, Link, you're not seeing a cradle come floating by, are you?
It is a baby's cradle made of finely woven tree bark.
Such a misfortune.
How far could it have drifted, I wonder?
Oh, damn monkey stole it.
Boy!
Oh, Link, that cradle!
Did you go to the trouble of finding it for me?
Many thanks to you.
It reminds me, there's something I'm supposed to give to you.
You think you can carry that cradle and come with me back to my house? Okay
My thanks to you, Link. Yes, yes, I had nearly forgotten. I was supposed to give you this.
Alright, here you go. Oh, I love that sound. So good. Simple vision robber, the bomber.
It's a Y or X on the item screens use it face the water and use it to cast press and hold back hold the line in when you get a bite
You can catch fish without bait. They'll catch a larger variety of fish with baits. Okay
It's a little unpolished my son Colin made this under the instruction of his father. I can use it if you like
Hey, thanks
I'll play alerts now.
Uh, yo, uh, thank you not to bother the 20, brother.
Our naming process was hard, dude.
Exactly, yes.
Fish on?
I'm not scared of horses, I'm scared of the horse monsters, okay?
I was not the same.
Restart and check the fish I've caught in the collection.
There you go, buddy.
Yeah.
That's not a roofie under the bridge.
Yeah.
Oh, they have to make fishing this simple because it would be terrible on the wee version otherwise.
Ah, okay. There's green stuff under here. Yeah. Alright, how much could the- I have
20 rupees, man. Thank you, Jagger, man. Adami sucks. Ozzie, yes, that's tier two Ozzie.
Thanks 51-9 to Garth and 6.
Snatter!
What?
Oh my link, you simply must hear this.
Just take a look.
My little kitty link came back.
My little kitty link came back.
And he brought a fish back with him.
His word about me being angry.
Oh, just look.
Isn't he cute?
The way he laps up that milk?
my dear, why don't you have some too? I'm in a good mood so it's on the house today.
I got the bottle, I can do a, uh, bottle glitch now.
But this bottle's half empty, set it to and use it for this three arts.
Store of things in an empty bottle. Ah, okay.
Items. Put the bottle on.
That's X.
Hey, I want to buy your slingshot.
Don't worry, you don't have to return them to bottom, my dear.
Put something else in it. Recycling is a very important thing, my dear.
I'm sure you'd never do anything of this sort.
The kids these days toss things out like the whole world at most disposable.
It's criminal. True, she's speaking the truth.
So what do you say, my dear? Is there anything you want today?
If you're interested take a look around so this is milk
Wash away fatigue. This is be a larva
Use as fishing bait you can store it in an empty bottle if you've got one or slingshot 30 rupees. I
Got this in for the kids. It's just a toy, but it's things something awful when you get by okay. I need 10 more rupees
This might be a bad idea. I feel like I should slingshot this down first, but...
Ahhhh! Help!
Hard! Hard!
Mornin' Link! Sounds like Fato's handling things at the ranch on his own today.
But he's up there alone, I'll just figure out some collab it or others gonna happen.
Whoa! Goat loses headed for town! Somebody catch it! Wait what? What is this a
Mario Party? What? I didn't know I had to press A.
Ah, town's precious livestock. That's why I'm uneasy about leaving the ranch and
finding those hands. If you plant your feet while grabbing it with A, they'll
calm that goat down real quick. If any more girls get loose you'll be sure
grab them like that okay okay yeah what
about that goat though we just say fuck
it it's dead yeah yeah did you need
earlier for some sorry Sony but I was
told that if you came by today I wasn't
to let you inside she's locked herself
in a room working like crazy on something
or other yeah the village is dead now
It's over. I need eight more rupees. There is a ten rupee up there, but I can't get up there and the eagle refuses to grab it
I have an idea. I'll destroy some pumpkins
You got a nice warm coffee. Let's go
All right, give me rupees
Rupees yes, yes
Yes
Yo, don't waste food
Okay, sorry.
Okay, I got 25. There's more here.
What vitamins are pumpkin rich here? Okay, well, I have 29.
29.
Could I shake in my way up there?
A, E, and C says Google. Okay.
Nah, that's way too high up. Unless...
Oh, there's more pumpkins here so I can get enough.
But can I bring you...
Boy, come here, Shikin.
I can't climb with a Shikin.
No, Shikin, wait. Stay there.
Okay.
How do you get this damn roof paint?
Whatever. I know where I can get another roof paint.
No stun lock
Yeah, 30
This is such a vibe dude, I like it 35
Yeah. Yes. What are you doing buying a slingshot, you naughty thing? You're too old for toys.
Will you at least let the kids play with it?
Oh, I should tell you, if you happen to run out of pellets, you can also use pumpkin seeds.
Fifty pellets. Damn. Alright.
That cat's living it's best life, yeah.
Alright let's see here.
Yeah, this is not to silent more climbing.
It is not.
Yeah!
Oh
Also nice new graphics below stream slash
Solum nerves made them scoop
Which button was this coming to drink this and then scoop honey no milk
be larvae yeah fish lover nice you can also eat edible debate or rod sit your
rod and the larvae sit your rod and the larvae to and use the larvae okay use
them when the rod is not equipped to eat them replenish a quarter hard per
Larva okay cool that's nice yeah they're so good dude they are
Why is it wrong for Twitter?
Just because.
Yeah!
Alright, now what?
I did you a service, old man.
Did I complete the climbing game with a flash?
Well I got the achievement and the hat for finishing it but I never actually hit the final
point so yeah technically I guess I didn't finish it.
I was watching you Link.
Yeah I was throwing rocks too but it wasn't as successful as you.
job you knocked the nest down ah you bought the slingshot I see thanks my boy
oh good must be nice having b larvae oh you want some
i'm gonna drink it in front of you
Oh, be larva! Must be not. Savage.
have more we're good let's see I'll try this my monkey ad angry well what did you
Link.
I mean, we have a people long, that's all we need, dude.
Girfa.
Oh my god, no, not girfa.
We have a midaya.
I think I did it?
I did.
I think I did it? I did.
What? I thought I had some, it sunk down.
Okay, do I have...
Okay, that looks...
What? I thought I had some.
I thought I had some.
I thought I had some.
I thought I had some.
Okay, do I have that looks what do you mean mate?
Got him
A green gill of 11 inches. Small fries are everywhere. You can catch these whenever you
want so let this one go. Parts. Cool. Alright, cool. I'm gonna go to the ranch. We got a
slingshot now that's huge bigger gaming
Ram range I mean it yeah it's true
It's a husband makes 56 dick gets a nine. That's what could bring you poor ma
Oh
Yo, yo, hey
Hey
What's going on link thought I told y'all take day off but
Everything's fine. I'm keeping a close watch on these scamps.
Hey, but since y'all got a day off, you shouldn't be spending it here. Go relax, bud.
Oh? Oh? I forgot to tell you. The young taunts were pretty fired up talking about how they're
gonna play with you today. If y'all ain't got plans, I was about to spend some time with them.
Make them real happy. Okay, I gotta find them then. I don't know where they are.
I got the achievement of Indicat, it's all that matters, we all know it.
Oh, is that a, uh, eagle grass?
Damn, I love this area there, it's like, mountains.
no but it's 55
I know Alex I like this part of the game it's like a little build up but
it's just linking the village doing it so I can work man I like it I want to see I want
a seed start like this and then when he moves away from it the little build up.
Why? My son Colin grows up I wanted to be just like you he really is a sweet boy.
He can just be a little timid. Right now loot your house.
Oh toy horse any Easter eggs over here
Those girls watch below your online courses breath
Yeah, I can understand like it feels a bit slow if you keep replaying, but I've never seen this I really like this
I recently bought this for Wii U and I want to replay it and not watch it.
Yeah, I enjoy shorts and joy.
Hey!
Ah!
Just in time, Lunk!
I just delivered something to your room!
Obviously, you got the fishing rod.
Call Lumbi, please.
And it works better than you would think, right?
I'll have a good one.
Oh boy.
Link has a slingshot.
Whoa!
Wow, you had enough money to buy it, Link?
I should go to my house and check what he...
Oh shit.
See, there's like gyro aiming on?
Okay, hold on.
Chill.
Ah, fuck.
Don't don't look chat
They were inverted yeah, there is gyro impo
Wow, this is great. Let's see how powerful that slingshot is hit the targets and those scarecrows, okay
I can't believe you two brats are so obsessed about this it just shows what
little boys you both still are. These two idiots will never shut up about it so I
guess they'll just have to show him Link. I'll show you. Watch this.
Oh! That was satisfying. Whoa you hit it! You hit it! I looked at the manual in the
store it said that it's easier to hit Neurotarys with Press L before you're
I thought you weren't interested, Beth.
So easy.
Fuck! Fuck!
Whoa, amazing, Link!
Yeah! Thanks, Link!
Gee, you really are amazing, Link.
Yeah, as dusk light it is, yeah.
By the way, Link, were you expecting Colin's dad to bring something by here?
Because he did.
Oh yeah, that's right.
What was that anyway?
I command you to tell us.
What is this boss, baby?
Now the gyros noise I hear skittles
Huh
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Yo what about Melon?
Oh shit!
Hey, I need you!
Ah, the wooden sword.
Russel Russell returned it after honing it for you.
It's easy to use, just press B.
Okay.
Hey, you.
Oh, sure, melon.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you attack with circle.
Okay, that's a bit weird.
Um.
Oh, you attack with circle.
Okay, that's a bit weird.
Um.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I think this should be like this.
Oh so much better, and then I shoot with this, yeah, that's perfect.
Oh, there's a finish attack.
Oh yeah, there always is.
Oh my, isn't that a wooden sword link?
Whoa, she's right.
Hey, can I see for a sec?
Seriously, lately these monkeys have been coming out of the woods and playing tricks on us.
We want to get them good.
Come on, teach us how to use a sword.
All right.
Yes!
All right, let's see this.
All right, first off, I want to see that move.
A slice.
You just swing with B, right?
Yes, a vertical slice was that it was it
I've definitely seen you do horizontal slice before too, you know where you just press B
All right next oh
I want to see that other move link the one where you just tilt forward
While L targeting impress to flex your muscles and stab. Oh
Please the staff look who is this character?
Oh link just amazing since you're at it. How about you show us that other move?
You know that little twirly thing
You do I love that. What do you call it? Oh the spin attack you have that
Like it's hard to breathe you hold like it's hard to believe it briefly hold B and release it. Oh
The spin moves really cool. Oh
Wow, thanks link. I'm sorry. I have to waste your time with these little brats when you must be tired from doing all the important stuff
You do
Hey, wait, you're gonna show us the jump attack. Oh, yeah, yeah
That was like the most powerful one. Isn't it in Ocarina of Time where you do the jump attack?
And then like when you crouch and stab
It has the damage value of your last attack so you can do like insane damage or whatever
Yeah, so good
You gotta show us the jump attack for you go
You know the one where you go here and leap through there you mean the one where you just hold L and press a oh, yeah real tough
whoa why do you know that shit we played like one Zelda game I play like four
Zelda games but I've seen a shitload of speedruns a shitload thanks Link so I
I think I get it kinda hmm maybe not so this means that anytime one of those
90 monkey shows up.
Wah!
Huh.
Well they got hats!
Couldn't fight that.
Come here you.
Why is the combat
actually very satisfying?
That's good. Pretty good oomph to it.
Look at that, it's like actually good oomph to it.
I think there's a setting to have linked like, like in gameplay, let me check real quick.
gameplay. Sword recoil. Yeah, like that. I kind of like the sword recoil. Oh yeah, quick
spin yeah well he actually spins the other way if you do it the other way well
that's cool yo tall and molo and chasing like crazy people out of the monkey I
can't keep up with those two yeah cutting grass now it's old school it's
They've been running attacks like this.
Yeah, they didn't have enough money to pay higher-bore sectors than they made, unfortunately.
Oh, the boost baby. Hold on, let me see what's over here.
Nothing new?
It went that way. Arrests up to you, Link.
Oh, they just take it.
That's funny.
I'm going.
Oh, shit.
can zoom out too as we play like really far back
yo flag them up x58 loopy 110 tomorrow thanks for the 29 d4 underscore underscore underscore
probably bad no i really want to try the new season it seems pretty cool
All right, I've never been here even rupees all the rupees
What am I playing this on this is the dusk lights version
I think it says, maybe if I, well, I don't know, it says, in the menu.
Main menu.
Oh, I need my horse, a porma.
Where is it porno?
Well, I can call her with this.
Looks like a horseshoe.
What I'm sir, it's so pretty
Okay, I'm guessing I have fish.
Now
Another green little evidence
I think you you key I'm sure you do too
Oh, this is one of them flowers?
I don't want to go here.
Forest Temple!
It's pitch dark ahead, party's interested in going forward, must first go this way.
Oh, like how he spins the sword when you're idle.
Do it again! Yeah, look at that!
The Acuna?
Oh, cool.
Hold up, what's this?
You found a Playwooden Sword. It's tall, oh shit.
Okay, hold up, what's over here?
Follows a lot, don't worry.
Whoa, an Erdonian! Hey, guy! Listen, I'm sure you should be wandering around the woods without a lantern.
Just because this daylight doesn't mean it's safe. Oh, the bird!
There's a ton of caves and dank spots around here that get pretty dark even in the middle of the day.
here go on guy take this I thank you
it's a must for for lighting dark places
use it once to light it and press A will stay still to put it out use it while
lit to set things on fire it won't be able to use it without oil shit see
I saw lantern oil here trying to drum up sales by giving away free lanterns
it's a business tactic okay see as long as you've got oil to fuel your
lantern you can light your way and sit fire to stuff you're the best go on guy
try setting a fire into that big pulse sure bruv
that's right see it's on fire guy yeah you keep using that lantern anytime to
feel the need and if it runs out of oil you can see me to get a refilled hey I
I can explore a Link's basement now.
This guy's insane hitstone.
Huh.
Interesting.
Talos is fine, don't worry.
Talos is fine, don't worry.
I'm sure we- oh, shit.
It's stuck. Right.
Oh wait, press A after hitting that little jingle defeating enemies and Link will sheave this sword with a flourish? By what?
Does it only work when you defeat enemies? I can't try it here.
Certain enemies. Oh, I'll test that, that's cool.
Hey, can I refill my oil?
How's the oil level in your lantern? I'll fill lanterns into the brain for just 20?!
Hell no.
There's a dark cave over that way. You can get some use out of your lantern there for sure.
Yeah, I'm going there.
Hell no, I'm refilling that shit. It's crazy.
Is this blind? Yeah, yeah, this is completely blind.
Xenath, thanks 15. Sal's all thanks 15.
I like that little dingle from the lantern.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna try this thing now.
Right.
I'm listening for the dingles, I can do a cool, uh, flat, uh, sheath.
Oh, oh yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Yeah, I don't have a sheave, right?
Yeah, he just knows that.
True.
This is the first cave, the first dungeon.
Nice.
What's the name of the first boss in Ocarina of Time?
That eyeball spider thing?
Goma, goma.
Hold up, no, you know, I'm going,
Ah! I should have gone the other way.
Back to Firm Woods. Yeah, I'm not done here.
I had a respawn. Sick.
I'm dying in a kids' game.
The jump attack is crazy range.
This is dusk, yeah.
Chest!
Yeah, nice.
Jump attack is used for a lot of glitches and a specific item.
Oh nice.
Attack is used for a lot of glitches and specific items.
Oh, nice.
I see why there's an option to remove.
Was Link hitting the wall?
Was that like a quality of life they added in a different version or is that strictly
dusk light thing?
Well, thank you the freesome. It's dusk light, okay.
Oh, it's from Wii U. Oh, there's the HD version.
What a vibe gamer I've heard many good things about this
sell that. This looks sus. Maybe not. Oh, it's nublin!
Why is the combo actually satisfying?
I didn't expect that.
Oh, yeah, map.
Right, yes, thank you.
What's this?
Oh, yeah, seeds.
I'll stop holding L. I'm rich now!
Look at all them rupees.
Forest temple ahead.
Got enough lantern oil if not stopped by a truss.
Shut up.
You gotta respect the grind, though.
Respect the grind.
Bunk.
A Sky... oh yeah, there's Skyward Sword, right?
Nup.
The hated Skyward Sword?
That's good about the motion.
Oh yeah, that's how much you like motion controls.
Okay, I could go in there.
I mean, I'm gonna go both ways, I suppose.
I'll start...
Wait, there's something here, too.
Chest up there.
How'd you like it, Nathaniel?
Oh, jump puzzle for the jump king.
Hey, you.
Chodna, thanks, 84, dude.
I could put channels on my camera.
I just realized for both friends, what was this soy jump?
I can't make this?
It's scripted.
Wait, I can make it!
Maybe with this yeah, I think outside of box. Yeah, is it a dusk? Yes, it's dusk, yeah
Okay, it does work wait wait it does work
Yeah, okay, this is a regular job
Well, this is a super far job
Maybe I could have done it regular and he would have grabbed the ledge.
Yeah, I tried the 4k texture pack, but I decided against it. It made everything so bright.
What? We're gonna be here all day.
I can do this. It's for a hard piece isn't it?
10 rupees. Half an oil model. Okay this part... I'm just gonna try a regular job. If this
doesn't work I need some gimmick. I need a gimmick item. Okay whatever. Now we know.
I'll do it. I'm going this way.
Legendary machine gun. I mean, I'm coming back there.
No, I have no plans for Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom.
This is like the one Zelda I've been interested in trying.
I saw this play, Tears of the Kingdom, quite a lot.
Oh, yeah, yeah, a small key.
This key opens the gate to the fern woods.
Yeah!
Oh, you need five pieces?
Jesus Christ.
Isn't the kingdom look pretty cool though, but I mean I'm good. I don't feel like I need to play it.
Now here we go.
Three yards per Miranda when the render release three yards per Miranda
Link's a menace
So what up could I'm up damn I got so many rupees I could buy oil forever
ZOOM! ZOOM!
Oh yeah, Link doesn't even have a tunic. Right.
Oh! Hey, whoa! You're super!
Now just buy something, he!
Hey, I mean, he.
Today in the shop, make payment at the box in the shopkeeper.
Welcome! Hey! Buy something, anything!
What is this? Scoot?
Lantern oil refill we got here? Okay. And this is...
A red potion.
This blend of mushrooms and herbs replenish life energy.
You know what? It's all good. It's all good.
To remove the bee larvae and get...
...in case I need oil.
In the air.
Hello Elijah.
I see...
What up?
Twilight Princess.
Cassie Alquibo, it changes a man. The better or worse will depend on you.
Many men turned into victims. You will know why.
I once saw a man with a name carved on his forehead at a supermarket. He took all the pairs.
Right.
Uh... how much was this?
20?
Right.
Thanks! Hey, thanks so much! Listen, the bird needs to eat, man. Thank you, hey, thank
you! Come back sometime, hey? Oh, thank you, Mickey. Ah, I can't remember. Is this
Kutry?
Whoa.
Yeah!
It's a lot of good flesh, no I finished, they're confident in early access.
Oh, I dared that.
It's beautiful early access though.
It's really good.
Oh, he stole the monkey, too.
Oh
Oi
The neutral the neutral Oh tracking attack
Korean back dash
I
Was taking it
Help let me out of here, please
Okay, just got to figure out how buddy. Oh
How's easy
We're so evil, Jesus Christ.
If you hadn't come, Link, gee, me and that monkey would have gotten eaten, probably.
She's actually a pretty nice gal, that monkey.
She tried to protect me, so we got captured together.
Um, Link, you're not going to mention this to my dad, are you?
He's always telling me to never, ever go into the forest, because he says it's dangerous.
So he really can't tell him, really.
You gotta promise.
Link never speaks.
LINK!
My son told me Talod disappeared into the woods and had not returned.
I came as soon as I heard.
It looks like you've brought him home already.
I apologize.
Such a task should not fall to you.
Tell me, have you noticed how strange this wood seems lately?
I feel uneasy about what may lie in wait.
Anyway Link, tomorrow's finally the day, you'll be departing for Hyrule.
I think it's a good thing I've given this task to you.
Good luck and return safely.
If you're lucky you may even get to meet Princess Zelda.
I'm curious to see what Zelda looks like in this game.
I've most likely seen it, but I don't remember.
Man, it's just chilling in the grass field.
Hey, Link!
So, almost time for you to get going on, Link.
How's about we finish up early today, bud?
Okay.
Gotta get them chores done.
If y'all wanna get them goats back into the barn
and climb up onto the opponent, haul her at me.
His opening's very peaceful.
It's really good.
I really like this opening.
Okay, now let's get started.
I almost said it was an achievement. Oh, now there's 20 of them though.
Don't wear off.
No! God.
Chicken. Chaser? Chasing chickens.
Go turn!
God! Oh my lord.
Okay, three. That's good.
come on there's some one minute is like
impossible there must be some secret tech
Oh, that's a lot of them though, maybe I'll get some too, some too.
They speed up when I'm at okay. Well, thanks. I got some to know
Some to oh
boy
But y'all pay all care that was one of my fast and unusual
Well, not about wraps are up for today. How's about y'all head on to the mayor's place a mayor's place
Alright, your record is 47 seconds, dammit.
That is actually his moustache, I thought it was Tusk's first.
Oh done herding for the day Link?
Well nice work.
The royal gift Russell told you about is ready, so you should get ready for your
trip to Hyrule Castle.
Now the royal family requested his gift specifically, so it's real special.
It'd be bad if the representative of Ordon weren't to be late for such an occasion.
You get me lad?
The path before you is a long one, my sweet horse, but please bear Link safely along.
Wait, what's this?
What's this?
I mean, huh?
What's happened?
She's injured, isn't she?
Link, how could you?
You're pushing opponent to art again.
I bet you heard her leg jumping fences, didn't you?
No, no, Elia, there's no need to.
Okay.
Father!
I can't be so easy on him.
You're the mayor.
You should start acting like one.
You poor thing.
We'll be alright opponent.
I'll take you to the forest spring right now.
Once we soothe you in the spirit spring, you'll feel better in no time.
Wait, Ilya!
Why, without a poem, are the gifts delivered in time?
Oh, this won't do.
Damn.
I guess I'll head over to that little spring and over at Little Spring.
I have an idea, hold up, get mega rupees.
Zoom.
Did we just start? Yeah, I'm in the intro. I'm introducing some mechanics and stuff.
Okay, I'm not gonna make this. I already see that. Well worth a shot. I tried my eagle here.
Oh, you know I'm gonna try the eagle one more time.
Turbill, thanks for your react to some nautica movie?
No way they're doing that, right?
Okay, yeah, clearly it's can't grab this whatever
I'm going to the meadows
Why were the we in a gamecube version mirrored I had a question
Link! Are you gonna see Ilya? Maybe it's just me, but those guys don't normally let people through.
I'm Link, you think? You think you can go to see Ilya together?
Alright, yeah.
Link! Hello again!
Ho ho! You're going to Hyrule Castle, aren't you, Link?
That must be so nice. I wanna go to Hyrule too.
I mean, there's nothing that looks good on me in this town.
Hey, we've been waiting for you, you know Link?
Wait, because Link is left-handed and the Nintendo is like, but majority of people are
right-handed.
Let's make Link right-handed so they can self-insert easier, and they just mirrored
everything instead of just mirroring Link.
Wait, is that true?
Yesterday was so much fun!
Yeah, chasing that monkey was great!
or so they mirrored the entire game instead of mirror okay for motion
controllers and we are right I was just telling Malo here about how we wanted to
show it to him but we'll let it go instead oh you didn't get caught on you
oh Colin where to spoil everything by telling your dad nice job yeah thanks
a lot we got scolded by our dad something awful I thought it was never
gonna end I bet trying to go see Ili aren't you well there's no way I'm gonna
let you pass oh hey neat link let me borrow that wooden sword if I'd had that
wooden sword yesterday I could have handled it all alone definitely come
on let me borrow that wooden sword right now yeah you know what sure here
I don't see what you do with it
Yes!
With this thing, I'll show him
I'm so responsible
What up, Yosh?
Link!
Thanks, those guys were always teasing me
What's so fun about swinging something like that around anyway?
I hate it
It's scary
But when I grow up, I'm gonna be just like you, Link
I don't want to learn about swords or anything. Could you teach me how to ride a horse sometime? Can you?
Well, no sword for moi I'm going this I'm going in here my horsey
So, I'm Kinella. This is O.G.R. HD. This is the Dusklight Projects. Oh. Link! If you
came to take opponent back, you can forget it. Why don't you think about what you've
done for a change. I won't open the gate until you change your attitude.
Eli, you don't know what happened yesterday. Listen, I don't know if she'll explain to
me, but let me try to explain about Tallinn the Monkey, okay? You crawl in here through
the tunnel and back while I do Link. Alright, sure.
Go slip on our thanks for your anniversary, bruv.
Thank you.
Oh, Rupi!
I'm playing this on PC.
This is the Dusklight project.
I had no idea.
I hadn't heard the details about Talos Capture.
But Colin...
See, you still prefer your master over me, huh, Ipona?
Don't worry about your horse, Lee.
Fortunately, it looks like the injury isn't too serious.
You two can go on together, but Link, can you at least promise me this?
No matter what happens on your journey, don't try to do anything out of your league, please.
Let's come home safely.
Oh shit!
What?!
I
what
The music
Yeah, man is
Yes!
Okay.
It's beer man, yeah.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, Timmy, sorry, I think 17. Um, let's just we're in Germany on Wednesday
for a concert. At least I followed this group of eight years ago. I see why you wanted
to play this game feels very much. That was it makes 21 years game so good. I'm jealous.
It's your first playthrough, enjoy it.
I thank you man, thank you.
That's a link to Wolf now.
And Chained.
Dig!
Ahhhh!
I like how he's still got the earrings.
I found you.
Aren't you scary?
Ehe, are you sure you want to be doing that?
Snarling and glaring at me?
Well that's too bad.
I was planning on helping you if you were nice.
Ehe, that's so much better.
You humans are obedient to fault, aren't you?
How am I human now?
oops but you aren't the human anymore are you you're a beast
child of me have an awakening after this
there there you'll be a good boy and calm down no need to bite
You look kind of surprised.
So I bet you're wondering where exactly are we?
Well, I'll make you a deal.
If you can get over here, maybe I'll tell you.
Right.
I can go out there.
Can I dig here?
I guess you're not completely stupid after all.
Listen, I like you. So I think I'll get you out of here.
In exchange for my help, you have to do exactly as I say.
If you need anything from me, just press Z. Give me a sign.
So are we all clear? Good. Now come on, get moving.
Which is that on this controller?
Okay, it's R1
Right, that's the way if you ever need help present a code
As long as you're a good boy, I'll be happy to lend a hand. I swear if this is that even when I saw an offline chat
Okay, well, it's not but it's equally as bad
CEO here. Could you please show us your Nintendo GameCube in the cartridge of the game in front
of the camera? If not, on behalf of the company, we will ask you to stop playing this game
and go back playing another Garfield Kart.
Shut up, John Nintendo. I'm not scared. This is my own copy. Try pressing L after that.
Well, you'll figure it out.
What? Oh cool. Okay. Anything else here? Add this TP mode? Oh my god.
what are these oh well well when is he someone interesting you're a beast
remember press X to hone your senses and poke around what can't run any further
that's far enough right I'll be safe here I think what was that noise I don't
don't anything come near me
alright
that was a soldier spirit maybe it's someone from the other world he there's
There's a lot of other spirits roaming about here, you know?
Honor says with X to see them, they might know things.
Oh, you can't climb, nice.
A spider?
Where's that?
Oh, you can even ledge hang.
Battle music
Ruffy we got zealot from marwin. Yeah true true. Oh, yeah
I doubt you're used to your new body yet, so I'll just tell you.
Think about how you fought enemies in your human form.
Because your shape has changed, doesn't mean your instincts have as well.
Okay.
Fair.
fair
I like you can actually like bite and then throw them
Oh, you can lower it again if you want, okay, well let me explore first.
The water temple already.
What about it a little bit?
Oh, then we can swim over those spikes, I guess.
Oh, is that a big spot?
Neat!
Why does she turn around sometimes?
Oh, she's looking at the player.
I'm guessing you can swim as a wolf.
Walk around and find out
Yeah, even dash
What are these black things where are they coming from and how did we get out of here?
I'm double sick. Okay, here you can go around like this off. Not really.
The music for these is so big.
They're so satisfying to bite them.
More water?
Drain water?
The Silent Hill Motives?
Right, this way, over here.
I'll be waiting for you.
You'll have to help yourself for a change.
How the fuck am I supposed to- oh.
Please I'm gonna lonely soldier please someone save me from these evil creatures
Ah
Hey all did a detour tire you out little wolf
By the way are you using X to hone your senses like you should
Looks like the spirits in here. They're all soldiers.
Where in the world can we be?
Yeah.
You went out of here, right?
Okay, we're off.
Alright.
Okay.
Is this Kenolkin down here?
No.
one rupee five rupees holy i'm almost over a hundred
chic it is a 121 dude thank you and ak it is a 127 tier 2
my lord the nostalgia with one of my favorite games thanks for that
But I'm really... I'm like, goose.
Gotta let it... oh.
Ugh, what are you doing?
What do you mean? How am I supposed to reach that?
I guess I have to do everything for you.
Look, I'll show you all the small ledges.
So just L-target me, and press A to jump.
Oh, okay.
Damn! Okay.
That's how you grab the yellow roof in it
Can I walk on this yeah
Yeah!
Say, you...
Chattie the Rat Daddy thinks that for a year and oh yeah, makes it a fifty-seven!
Yes! 98!
Yeah, Link, like...
Fucking raged and turned into a wolf or something.
You understandable inside me there are two walls
I'm here.
Yeah.
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
Hmm.
Can I use here?
Phew!
Finally made it to the top!
Look, we're almost outside.
Why don't you try to find some foot thing we can use to climb up?
So, you know, so, you know where we are yet?
Well, if it goes to the top, you might figure it out.
You want an 18 plus zilla game where you can cut off limbs and blood spills ever and
stores about death and despair?
That would be funny to be honest.
That would be really cool.
So, we were finally able to get out and look at the sky.
Isn't the black cloud of twilight looking beautiful today?
Do you know where this is?
You still don't know?
Look, there's someone I want to introduce you to, but I'll need you to go to that tower to do it.
Okay, sounds easy.
So there are even spirits up here, huh?
This whole spirit thing's pretty new to you, isn't it?
Even though these guys can see those monsters, they don't know a thing about you.
If you think I'm lying, why don't you check it out?
Use X to hone your fine senses.
What?
What are these monsters' birds?
What in the world is happening here?
Ah, our poor Hyrule Castle.
Alright.
That wasn't the person I wanted you to meet, by the way.
Well, let's just try and get to that tower, shall we?
Can you jump this?
Yeah.
one
chicken
one
one
yo, uh, elf
She's just someone very interesting. Yeah, I know I know but I wanted to get over there. Why don't you help with this?
Have a later now if y'all know what the hell she is
The jump prompt is just like, like this.
Like you can jump sideways if you're holding targeting.
Look, just a little further.
I don't believe so.
Oh, you can walk on the roof.
the
base under high should must be Swedish.
Ah!
The Shrike on the left base there with the van almost let me out of breath.
It was so fun, yeah.
Oh hey, the Triforce!
Hi, the Triforce!
I'm going down first. I'm going up.
Y'all, scabie to the end, thanks for the 5, shorya to the next town, and father, gaybeam, thanks for the 39.
Alright, who do you want me to meet over here, huh?
Whoa, mysterious.
I
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Midna?
Hey, you remember my name? What an honor for me.
So this is the one for whom you were searching.
He's not exactly what I had in mind but I guess he'll do.
Do you were imprisoned?
I'm sorry.
Poor thing.
He has no idea where this is or what's happened.
So don't you think you should explain to him what you've managed to do?
You owe him that much.
Twilight Princess!
Listen carefully. This was once the land where the power of the gods was said to slumber.
This was once the kingdom of Hyrule.
But that blessed kingdom has been transformed by the king that rules the twilight.
It has been turned into a world of shadows, ruled by creatures who shun the light.
It's time for you to choose, surrender or die.
Oh yes, a question for all the land and people of Hyrule.
or death.
Twilight covered Hyrule like a shroud, and without light, the people became a spirit.
In the twilight, they live on, unaware that they have passed into spirit forms, are they
don't know?
All the people know now is fear, fear of a nameless evil.
The kingdom succumbed to twilight, but I remain its princess.
I am Zaldor.
You don't have to look so sad.
We actually find it to be quite livable.
I mean, it's perpetual twilight really all that bad?
Midna, this is no time for levity.
The shadow beasts have been searching far and wide for you.
Why is this?
Zelda's a really good design in this.
Why indeed, you tell me.
Hee hee.
Time has grown short.
The guard will soon make his rounds.
Is she in her mid-thirties here?
Do they come from that?
You must leave here quickly.
Please, you must leave quickly before the guard comes.
Yeah, she has! Really cool design.
I'm going, I'm going.
It's very silent till he meets, I gotta say.
Not that way.
The guard's coming.
Boy, he's prompt.
She's 20 in this game.
What up, Slad?
Not doing bomb fight rando until it's public.
That's just how it is.
Until it's done.
He well you understand where we are now I guess a promise is a promise so I'll let you
go back to where you first tumbled into twilight but are you really sure you should be going
back are you sure you aren't forgetting anything important
Creepy! Do you want to save them?
Well, in that case, Little Midna will be happy to help you!
But, well, you'd have to be my servant, and like a servant, you'd have to do exactly as I say.
Why don't you go back take a little time and give it some thought
Okay
No, I use Pat he's fine Pat
Well now we have wolf form, I guess.
Oh that's right, I forgot to mention one thing, though you may have left the darkened realm,
you haven't transformed back to your former self and you won't anytime soon.
Now why could that be?
Hehehe, see you later.
You got timed out for copy pasting Gunnar Pasta?
and sacrifice soldier
So um, what's next?
Did you think I disappeared listen there's another thing I forgot to tell you
Don't think you can just run off and save your friends, because you can't.
Just beyond that bridge, the land is covered in twilight.
Last time, a Shadow Beast pulled you through the curtain of twilight.
But if you want to go that way, this time, you'll need the cooperation of someone from the twilight.
Like Moi!
So you really have no choice but to do what I say.
Saving your friends and all that well that's all dependent on your actions
Because you never can't trust words, you know
Right now I want the sword and shield that'll suit me
You do understand me don't you?
So what do you plan to do while you're here dawdling the twilight continues to expand come on hurry it up
I'll see if I can check some stuff here Bart looks for nine
I
Drained my we modes batteries with her screaming. Was that like a mechanic?
I can't get back up anymore. Oh, dude
We're not know why people say fur and Lincoln this game though. Wait
Wait, I can talk to the screw. Thank you for taking care of those guys! They made both
the village and the forest a mess! They kidnapped the village children! But I know, you're not
one of them! I can tell because you smell like the trees of warden! If you're running
to any trouble, try talking to the animals! We animals understand one another, so you'll
be all right
oh how did it come to this the children please say nothing's happened please
forgive her good for nothing father
Yeah.
You're listening?
Look for a sword and shield.
It'll suit me.
Got it?
Hey, chill.
Checking on me hometown.
Oh, about the shield.
Hey, not so loud.
Monsters!
use quick hide oh look were you trying to listen to the humans talk do you
understand human words that's amazing I try listening with a to I don't say
anything if you sneak up on them and try listening I bet you could hear
something good okay so we got a sneak man how about hiding the grass
They're gonna come back
Look at Link's shadow. Oh, yeah, you can see Midna on him. That's cool
Chicken
Wow fresh face, huh? You're a sharp one to realize that you're needed to come and choose yourself to me
Do you want to know anything about this town? I can tell you what he say
sure let me tell you it's usually a quite a little village but there was a
bit of a ruckus today if you gotta know Mauser's attacked the village and made
off with a little brats they look a bit like a Mauser yourself if you're gonna
be hanging around town you may want to stay on a site for the people right
I think I might need to be in the grass.
Oh wait, yeah, here we go.
Hey, did the monsters leave?
Hey, did the monsters-
I'm trying to listen for your shield.
Hey, did it- okay, they both say the same thing.
Ooh, ha!
I think they scattered!
We gotta hurry before the monsters find us again.
You bring the shield that's at your house
I'll go to Russell's place and get the sword we were trying to present in Hyrule. Oh
Hurry I'm gonna have to go search for those children in Russell's stead. He's too injured to move quick. Gotcha mayor
I'll hurry and get the shield you wait here
No good run
That's not a bad bit of information you heard, huh?
Look at that open window!
This village's full of idiots!
So we should jump up there, but from where?
Village idiots.
Yeah, tomorrow's Monday.
MONSTAR!
You're returned for more, haven't you?
But my daughter, return her!
And take this!
Now let me talk to the cat.
Meow, are you attacked by that hawk?
You're no match for him.
I'm sorry, that person calling the hawk is my master's husband.
You could sneak up from behind and scare him, meow.
How the hell am I gonna sneak up from behind then?
Aha!
Hey, that guy up there, don't just ignore him, do something.
I am I had a I thought I had said targeting here
You smell the same as the ranch in a hand named link so I know you're a nice wolf
I'm sorry that person's calling the hawk is my okay
Stop kit
Hmm. I see there's an open window there. Maybe you gotta do some shenanigans with this.
Oh yeah, I can sense those. I'll just check senses more.
100 110 is crazy
There's big spots everywhere
Come on let's get up on the roof from hearing scare that guy look at him posing like he's all important wait until it sees us
Man's dead.
house. Alright, now where's that shield? Yeah, where is that shield, huh?
Hey, you!
Aha! Up there!
He found it, found it!
What?
Scammed?
I think this game would be better if Midna spoiled all the puzzles, kept telling you to parry that attack.
Not wrong. The Ordon Shield. El to defend yourself, but beware if it's touched by fire, oh it will burn. Okay.
It looks kind of cheap.
All right then, next is a sword. Hurry up and get one.
There's kind of shield on his back.
Okay, the sword.
I can't leave through there.
What about that open window? Can we get out there?
Hell yeah.
What was that sound?
The children could not have returned, could they?
I must go out and search one last time. You get inside the house.
A place to sword that was to be our gift to Hyrule on the couch.
If the mayor comes for it, please give it to him.
But, darling, you're injuries.
I'll take care of his injuries, put him out of his misery.
I
Would have rigged to walk past it's gonna take a while, but
Yeah
What I was all is in a plate I played one two a link to the past awkward enough time Majora's mask and win waker
I didn't manage cap, but I never finished managed cap
Come on man move faster
I didn't think anyone would come calling so I haven't thought of anything safe sorry
Oh. Okay.
She again?
Ah! To be a wolf on a night when the moon rides high, beautiful.
Tell me, is your true form a human who is not currently in the town?
Nah, just teasing. You're lucky.
Your sharpened senses and your soft-looking coat. Lovely.
Oh!
What'd you link over there, Magnus?
Unk.
No, no.
What?
I mean Unk.
That's a sword!
Ordon Sword.
It's a sword crafted by Russell, the best swordsman in Orden.
As a tribute to the Royal Family.
Alright, so now you have a sword.
Looks like you can actually be useful when you concentrate.
Alright, no more detours. I'm gonna take you back into the twilight. Go back to the woods where you first transformed into that shape.
Alright, sure.
Oh
How noble
Oh man, you run so fast if you just dash, Jesus Christ.
Maps over there.
I just know this area.
I haven't made the map up.
Wait!
Come to my spring.
You have been transformed by the power of Shadow.
Come to me.
Beware of Shadow being an Approaches.
Okay. Oh shit, quick time a minute.
Side step!
Oh brave youth.
I am one of four light spirits that protect Hyrule at the behest of the gods.
I am Ordonah.
The black beast you slayed was a shadow being.
It had come to seize the power of light, I wield.
Now, Fort Calix 91 and Hody 140.
Thank you, dude.
My brethren in Hyrule have already had their lights stolen by these fell beasts.
The entire kingdom has been reduced to another world ruled by the cursed powers of darkness.
The Blight will not stop with Hyrule.
Before long the entire world of Light will fall into the hands of the King.
who rules the twilight.
To save this land from the king of twilight, the lost light must be recovered.
The three light spirits who have lost their light must be revived.
There is but one who can revive them or redeem this land.
You.
You still have not discovered your true power.
Those transformed by Twilight usually cannot recover their original forms.
Unless, if you were to return to Farren Woods, where you were first transformed, if you were
to revive the Light Spirit, there, by the power of the Light Spirit, you may find the
means to regain your other state of being.
Give me a heart piece like not one of those
Yeah, I came to how am I playing this it's actually a brand new version called dusk light
It was as a it was one of the easiest things I've ever set up. It was so simple
You just need to have your own game, of course, you know
Hey look, the fernwoods that you know so well, they're now covered in twilight.
You might not be able to come back here, but you still want to go?
Yeah.
Must have been so violent.
Probably not, not a listener.
Probably shouldn't.
Y'all run.
Hm, so these are the weapons you use in your world?
You really think this thing can slay the creatures of twilight?
Well I won't use these, but I'll hang on to them for you.
Alright, a promise is a promise.
I trust you enough to help.
In exchange for my help though, I need you to gather some things for me.
Look, I can't tell you all the details now, but it'll be easy, trust me.
But enough about that.
Do you hear that noise?
It's the lamentation of the spirit that had its light stolen.
Where in the world could it be?
Better get going, don't you think?
Don't blame me for your world's fate if you don't hurry up and find that light.
Come on, snap to it!
Shut up!
Yeah, this game's aint sure I just have very long apparently.
It's really good, though.
Ah, we're penned in again!
What do you think they're dealing with?
No need to take these little pests one at a time, right?
You can take them all at once!
So?
You can handle this by yourself, can't you?
Good luck!
Oh my god, they deal a lot of damage.
what what's the hold up if you leave the last one alive it's just gonna use that
shriek to bring the others back yeah listen let me help you out here just
move like I tell you. Just hold down B and I'll expand an energy field so it
close all the enemies within it and release. Okay. Oh shit! Oh what? Okay, cool.
I come over here scared of dying in a kid's game
there is a man go for this game and in it link got his arm ripped off at the
starts when all the kids get kidnapped. Wait, what? Dude, those enemies dealt a shitload
of damage. Is that true? Think you're blotting it by the way. Is that true?
What?
Please, be careful, these woods have changed.
The dark clouds of dusk cover this land.
This drape of shadows is called Twilight.
this twilight, those who live in the light, become as mere spirits. It is a place where
the dark ones and evil creatures dwell. I am a spirit of light, blue-eyed beast. Look
for my light. Retrieve the light stolen by the dark beasts and keep it in this vessel.
Okay, it's crucial to collect in the tears of light. Vessel of light. If you fill it with
tears of light, you'll be able to cut through the twilight and return normal light to this place.
To see these evils that hold the tears of light, use your senses.
oh okay in the shadows of twilight the dark insects are as invisible as normal
beings are here let me use the last of my power to reveal the locations of the
dark insects that consume the light insects of the light light insects
I see him, I see him, alright.
Fine, the insects of darkness. The dark insects. They are the form taken by evil.
Once it has lashed onto our scattered light.
Oh shit, that's a lot of them. Goddamn.
I'll go I'll go up here in the meanwhile the dark insects of darkness are evil
yeah damn
Oh, shit.
No, I mean.
Not digging?
Sick.
I saw him!
He's fucking hiding!
Oh, but I could dig through here.
Okay.
over here though. Streamer of Nintendo Slope. This is like the first Nintendo game I stream
like. Well, probably not ever. What other Nintendo games have I streams? I don't know.
Well Donkey Kong Country I stream for sure.
I am Mario 64. Yeah
I'm gonna take this first and sunshine
Yes, I'm shine
Garfield car oh, yeah conquerors bad fur day banger looks like we can get in there
Oh, it's him. Oh, he's a spirit now, right? What's with these bugs? Well, things are normal.
They're so big, so weird, so creepy. Come on! Get away, bugs! Shoo, get out of here!
What they just died oh boy I have no idea what's going on around here are there
more of those bugs outside well maybe I should just lay low for a while maybe
you should
There's a bug over here somewhere.
Oi.
Oh.
Oh yeah, now I can get that chest probably.
It's a bug!
Tisky makes 85!
Oh wait, no.
Yeah, this is blocks.
Me, I get blocks of hell.
Oh, I guess we dig under the gate then.
Is there a skybox in this game?
Uh, yeah.
It's Riku!
They put bugs in him.
I
Enjoy physical enjoy did
Oh, yeah. Now, wait, what is like a swamp now? Okay.
Come on down.
I've never played old Billy games. I only finished Breath of the Wild, but I heard this one in
mask for the best in the series. Yeah well I've never played this one so...
Not much to do here. I guess we go back and through that other path. Oh wait, can I
jump here? Yeah never mind. Hey, think we can get a crossover there?
What? I've repressed A's!
Oh, thanks for the scare, Midnight.
I'm gonna mash the shit out of it now.
frame perfect jump
die blogger
y'all scare that's 57 I'm praising 38 thank you guys
Oh
Shit
Oh my god, yo shit
is that I'm lost horrible horrible horrible day to allies
everyone knows the best Zelda game is link crossbow training for the we follow by the
CDI games. Alright. Wait, Link crossbow training? That's a thing.
Link? I've never heard of Link crossbow training. I know the CDI games, but Link crossbow training?
Oh shit, Shadow Beasts.
You missed the other one!
It came with the necessaries, but the Wii remote.
Oh.
Oh, Agro. Come on. Come on in.
Yeah, I missed him. He walked out as I let go.
Oh, the bird shop. Can I steal now?
And it plans to play become when it comes out. Yeah, I probably will
Chattank you the cutin are who am I kidding? We all are gonna do it. I yeah, yeah. Hey guys
You need jesus
Job's on the monkey
Someone, somebody help me.
Boy, lucky for me ever since the boss went funny in the head, there have been scary
monsters everywhere.
Those village kids got led through the woods for some reason.
The whole forest is so weird now.
What's happened?
There we go.
There we go.
I can move myself back here.
The vessel of light is full of tears and light has returned to this area.
Aw, but it was so nice here in the twilight.
It's so great about a world of light, anyway.
Okay.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Monke or something.
My name is Farron.
I am one of the spirits of light who dwell in Hyrule by the order of the gods I protect
this forest.
Oh, brave youth!
In the land covered in twilight, where people roam as spirits,
you were transformed into blue-eyed beasts.
That was a sign.
It was a sign that the powers of the chosen one rest within you,
and that they are awakening.
Lucid you are awakened for.
Yeah, LUNCH!
The green tunic that is your garb once belonged to the ancient hero chosen by the gods.
His power is yours.
His is the true power that slept within you.
Your name is Lodge.
You are the hero chosen by the gods.
Brave Lodge.
A dark power rests in the temple deep within these woods.
It is a forbidden power, long, long ago, I and the other spirits of life locked it away.
Because of its nature, it is a power that should never be touched by any who dwell in
the light.
But this world weeps beneath a mantle of shadows, and so there is no choice.
You must match the power of the king of shadows.
If you would seek this forbidden power to proceed to the temple in the forest depths, it's a
forest temple time.
Cool.
Man, the forest temple music and ocarina of time is so good.
So eerie and mysterious.
Well, well, you're the chosen hero in all that, huh?
So that's why you turn into that beast.
What a shame.
I mean, maybe you'd rather just wander as a spirit, like the rest of them.
Totally unaware of what is what's happening for all eternity, right?
Here's how I go.
Hee hee.
So what do you want to do?
You wanna head to that temple?
Well, isn't that convenient?
I was about to head there myself.
Hey, look, you want to help your friends, right?
The way I see it, maybe they're in that temple waiting for you to rescue me.
Thank you for rescuing me.
Well, good luck, Mr. Important Hero.
Hehehe, see you later.
Okay, um.
Can I transform?
Don't you think heading to Temple deep within Farron Woods sounds like a good idea?
I mean, the thing I'm looking for is there, so maybe you'll find your friends there as well.
Whoops. I...
...didn't mean to do that.
Now then, it's finally time for that weapon I worked so hard to get.
You probably already know this, but swing your sword with B and raise your shield with
L. I'm so healthful aren't I?
Just think of me when you use those, okay?
Also, you use shield automatically when you target.
Okay.
Okay.
Get nutted.
Now the co- oh yeah.
guy right it's back to normal without a key I cannot proceed yeah I'm gonna try to
flourish when I felt like I could open or whatever
huh so is there an onion is he familiar but then your clothes seem kind of
different so I got thrown off for a sec listen things have been a little rough
around here lately so you should watch your step okay guy there are many monsters now I got kind
of scared and closed off the path to the temple but you guy you want to get back there huh you sure
do look geared up for it so here you go thank you okay oh yeah the woods on the other side of this
cave are covered in really thick fog make sure your lantern is full you're definitely gonna need
need to use your lantern a lot in there so bring all the oil you can check this
out I have a special one-time offer of a bottle full of lanser for a hundred
rupees fuck no what that's not right guy but I gave it a lantern for free man
I was a subtle oil on its own so come back when you run out guy guy guy let's
come with oh yeah you get a bottle true heat oil yeah give me actually yeah I do
want oil bottle since you get a bottle out of it yeah that's not yeah that's
worth it you can put all kind stuff in the bottle
once you use all the oil inside a guy and keep using that lantern so you'll
Welcome back and buy a maroyle, huh?
Okay, guy?
Guy, guy, guy, guy.
Is this all slick?
No, you have no stamina bar.
Unless you're on the horse
We're using 4K or HD graphics. I don't know it's just the PC version. Oh shit
hmm even with the light back this place kind of looks the same but hey what about
your lantern and what it was tell us that don't be stingy better to burn all
their water a little yeah what you lose shit come back I'll play the shrink
Game for piece of Gamecube? No.
Oh, wait, he's guiding me. Never mind.
Hey, what's his monkey's problem?
You idiot.
Well, you were staring off at the dream land.
Your lantern got stolen.
It's helping me. Look.
chest! Oi! Can we go here? chest!
Please bro! No this wa- oh no. Do I die if I go here?
Yeah!
Yeah, come on, monkey. Let's go.
I played this when it came out a thousand years ago on the Wii, and let me tell you, having to swing the Wii mode for every single attack got old real fast.
Did it?
Hey, Skier, thanks for the 7. Price, thanks, 38.
I don't know what to do with it.
What the fuck outta here?
The music's really good, yeah, I really like it.
Yeah, what's up?
Oh, Brandon, I...
Yeah, I heard about the whole mirror version, yeah.
You had your best friend almost killed it with a weak control of Agony Bay?
Well, now you gotta explain, love it!
and back? Thank you. I ran out of oil while you were falling the monkey around. Sick.
I'm playing on the the PC version
if you know you know welcome may buy something anything yeah you know I'm
I'm gonna buy some oil my needy for the forest temple
Is it 20 yeah, you know what that's fair bird
There you go, buddy
You know they censored our green up time in later versions because of some religious reasons
So symbols of the Muslim in the front. Yeah, I know the fire temple music. Yeah, wait the wolves here
So this is the forest temple?
The floor?
Okay.
Is he teaching me? A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.
Why does this look like old, uh, Zaldu Castle? You may be destined to become the hero of
of legend, where your current power would disgrace the proud green of the hero's tunic
you wear. You must use your courage to seek power, and find it you must. Only then will
you become the hero for whom this sword despairs. If you do find true courage, then you wish
to save Hyrule from the horrors it now faces. Then you'll be worthy to receive
the secrets I hold. Wait, hidden skill ending blow? What? Enemies that are filled with energy
will quickly recover and attack again even when stunned by a powerful strike. The ending
blow is a secret technique you can use on a stunned enemy. Wait, there's an execution!
To end their breath before they spring back into action. When an enemy lies collapsed
on the ground, stun.
Elton press A to leap high into the air, deliver final strike.
When the opportunity to end their breath is before you,
you'll see finished appear.
OK.
Try it on me.
Yeah!
Sick.
Hmm, that was a pin point strike.
Never overlooked your opportunity to finish with A. The first hidden skill, the ending
blow, has been passed on.
Oh, I didn't know you would unlock skills like this!
That's sick.
The first hidden skill, when you fell a foe, lock on and yeah.
There are still six hidden skills for you to learn.
Okay.
Those are only for one who carries the blood of the hero.
The one who's spirit is that of the sublime beast.
Well, okay.
If these skills are only for one who carries the blood of the hero, that must mean this
is a different link or something.
A different timeline link.
The one in spirit is that of a sublime beast.
Grow powerful, test your courage, and when you find that, you need another skill to uncover
the threats that face you.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Search for the statues that howl with the sound of the wind.
I believe you never played this, but I went through it probably ten times as a kid.
This game is sick to me to see it again.
It was Ocarina of Time in Majora's Mask for me.
When this game came out I was playing like God of War and stuff if I remember correctly.
I don't know, something like that.
I was playing all the types of games.
And I don't think...
I didn't really have a game cue when it came out, maybe.
I remember.
A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.
Remember those words.
Farewell.
wait so that is the hero of time so is that the link from Ocarina of time then
I feel like it almost looked like the castle from Ocarina of Time or whatever
cool one version of it
I love was playing God of War listening to black parade bro I discovered black parade
like one and a half year ago.
Alright, we can now enter the Forest Temple.
I don't want to use my oil, I'll just start out and eat a lot.
Forest Temple, yeah cool.
Yeah, there it is.
Flashy.
The monkey, I'll save you, hold on.
Oh, I probably need my slingshot here.
I'll help you out.
Hey, that's the monkey that stole your lantern!
Doesn't it look like she's bebeckoning you?
Aren't you the popular one?
Come in!
I need more rupas!
Give me rupas!
What's up?
Oh, we're all going in here?
Okay, cool.
Oh, Spoder!
Salad is your favorite!
Alright, we've got to do a little bait-and-switch.
the fuck bring my chest down
down.
Job's done.
Yes it is, it's a solid mincee.
Oh, dungeon man!
Green rooms are the ones you visited.
The yellow arrow shows your current location.
Tilt to change floors.
Oh, shit.
Holy fuck, this temple is humongous.
Okay, monkey, I'll follow you.
What a master!
Oh shit!
Oh shit! No mercy!
All right, you want me to follow you back?
Oh!
What's going on?
Has there been a monkey fight?
Oh no!
Now we can't go any further.
We might as well go back.
I don't know what's going on, but it seems like she wants to take you somewhere.
So maybe you should just follow her.
All right, monkey. You're gonna help me get over here? Wait, what?
Oh, yeah! Sick.
Back up to Musimar and I put all my deluxe volume of berserk in one box and I believe the pressure
It's also about ride dirty
What the fuck is that?
Oh, it's a spider
What? What is that?
Wait, Shikin? What the fuck is that?
Wait, is that that Emote?
Man, Shikin? I've seen this Emote so much I never realized it was from this game.
Phew, out of last! Gracious. Once I got in there, I couldn't squeeze back out.
you're a big help thanks I've been looking for something in here you say
gracious yes you must need something here too shall we try working together
for a while fellow adventurer you may don't think I look like much but I can
be quite helpful I can even warp you out of here if you want to leave oh so
I don't think of me as a burden. Let's get started.
I met Okku.
If you call her in a dungeon, she'll let you out and allow you to return when you want.
S-okay.
Cool.
That shit belongs to Silent Hill.
True.
In German, it's called Aunce.
Yeah, yeah, monkey.
Chill out.
Are you scared of the spoter, huh?
We good now?
Oh, we need a key here.
Hmm
You want me to find the key okay, there's a chest here
Hmm well that ain't gonna cut it, huh
Oh, I can go here.
Oh, I have no- there's no keys behind my camera.
Nothing.
Yo, what up, man?
Maybe there's a key in the-
I mean, I can go through that door, might as well do that.
Rotating bridges?
Clearly we need some wind.
Little Keith?
Yeah!
Yeah, look at that track.
I take it only in this area means, hmm, in the dungeon, yep.
And not just the room.
Yeah, dungeons.
Yeah, this is the dusk light or whatever.
Dusk.
Dusk.
Yeah.
Another monkey!
Hmm.
Oh another monkey
It's also a bit funny
I see what you want me to do don't have Johnny yet is
Jumpstone.
Did I beat any Ogondammerite I did?
Damn, this sword is so powerful.
They're clapping for me!
Oh, ten rupees, sick.
Is this a secret room?
This is a secret room.
Alright guys, we're done in here.
You guys can help me get across the other rope now.
Let's go.
Hey, I suspect there are like 56.
sure when we win for that but if we move it if we backtrack to the main door
they even jumped down how do I get up I had an idea after bomb can I shit I played
crimson desert controller I did yeah
Alright, this smoke, it makes three bravda.
Oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try bonking it.
I'm pretty sure I need wind though, but, yeah, I might as well just hit just in case.
What if it's a hard piece?
Yeah, figured.
Yeah, I figured.
Look at Link's face.
Oh cool.
Oh yeah, he looks a bit...
What the fuck am I looking at?
Whoops. Wait, there's a boom down here.
Yeah, I'm playing at 1.20am. Hey monkey here. Yeah
I love the big clap for ya
Hey brother, I just got to do some more to get to you. Yeah, it's cool as always. How do you enjoy it?
Just getting a huge, you know, yeah, yeah, I just get pretty much like all fish.
It was a really good early access. What the fuck is that?
What?
Yeah, okay, there's a room to the south and west and what is this?
Need La Bomba or something
Yeah, you can hold up arm if you sheath your weapon after killing
Ah, figured.
No, I don't think so.
Okay, I know what to do.
over here. Hey, buddy. Cool. Aha. Wait, no, it's not gonna work, but I'm gonna try it
anyways it's worth a shot yeah there's another bomb up there
okay there's a door here to lead me to the wind bridges there's something over
here what's over here oh I need bomba okay well this bomba reach pick it up
like long oh wait you can just pick him up you don't need to hit him
Alright, I can explore the west room and then we have a south room we can go into to start
this one.
Add bomb off, where's it?
It's kind of good.
I'll test it.
Come on get, I only need a key.
Hmm...
What the fuck?
I don't remember where they are.
Yeah, it's PC, it's the Dusk Light or whatever, Dusk, yeah.
Can't eat health, not dying in a kids game.
Thank you.
Okay.
She needed here, we ain't got no- oh, shit.
Boy.
Okay, we have a little chest there, we can grab.
Haraptor is fine. It's easy anyways
20 holy rich man. Oh
The key is obviously in that chest there. Yeah, there ain't no grabbing that now
Unless I can bonk.
Right.
Dent at the head, yeah.
Link must definitely have a dent.
Cool.
Third monkey!
She has a dead then eats rocks.
Got a base egg though, to be fair.
Nice wizards.
I like that they clap.
Pills me with joy.
Oh, yellow.
Oh, we're good.
Save another friend.
Let's go.
Okay, I'm going to check this room.
Another monkey.
right
right car
Okay, I got this kids games
Open up, buddy
We open up eventually? Or do I just gotta be a good thrower? I got experience with throwing
for knights.
That's right.
There we go.
My brother? Message?
What'd he say?
What'd he say?
Oh, okay. I see you. Yeah, I can send that. Yeah.
I can send I need I need to go
I'm off for him anyways.
You missed it out of the moose that has a crack?
Crikey.
Yeah, I've just sent it to you.
It should be pretty easy to find.
No, I haven't played stalker 2 yet, like I've been waiting for them to quote unquote
fix the game I've waited a long time now
Oh no!
Noooo!
Nooooooooo!
Actually, I think that was blocked off to begin with.
You need a wind to remove the lantern and come back here, probably, or the light.
Right, uh, focus, we've done the south, we go in the middle.
Well, why would we go back in the middle?
Go up here.
Make this sound.
Do this park.
The monkeys don't fall out here.
Wait.
Ah, shit, that's not gonna work, is it?
Yeah, I need wings.
I need some bindas.
Probably a skip you can do though.
Alright, moving back.
We can go middle, and we can have the monkeys help me over in the middle there.
Easy peasy, let's do that.
Veined! Veins! Veins!
The mill, Zelda is the guy, true. True.
Oh yeah, I haven't been able... I haven't tested it.
I should be able to destroy this one.
Hup!
Oh, okay.
I think I can destroy that one.
You know, I ever plan on going back to voice of the void?
Yeah, full release.
It's gonna take a while.
But yeah.
Dude, Samus being a girl was so mind-blowing back in the day to me.
Like I remember when Metro Prime came out and you could charge the beam gun
And if you shot it close to a wall you could see the reflection in the visor which was so cool
Hey sick
The remake doesn't do that what why
It does? Okay, it does. One equals guy, huh?
Alright, we should have enough monkeys for this, I imagine.
Did I ever have a crush on a video game character?
Not that I can remember now.
Not that I can remember.
Uh, okay, I can't get there, I imagine.
It doesn't look like it.
There's another monkey there though, but we need to wind.
No, I legit, I- I don't- I can't think of a single one.
There he is.
Oh, shit, come here.
I gotta hit his ass fuck yeah
These games are wild.
Oh
Okay
Hey you yeah, it's better tails back never let Raymond three
No Raymond one we actually played on stream not super long ago
It's fucking painful. That game is so painful. Oh my god
Hey, there it is look at that I
Am the fairy of winds who resides in this boomerang
You freed me from evil and I have now I now have my true power back
Please take it with you use it to your aid your quest and may both my power and my blessing go with you
If you focus power in your boomerang before releasing it it will unleash the power of the wind
Aiding you in unforeseen ways
Boomerang has the fair way and sucks things up with gale force. Okay
Use art to lock on to places where you see okay?
Like look on to the maze five targets at once. Damn son
I bet even the monkeys should be satisfied now.
Okay, let's continue climbing this place.
We're already found something good, so let's keep searching places we haven't looked yet.
Sure, I know what to do.
Uh, yeah, let's put it over here.
Yeah, jukebox, like 78 frosty nips, 40.
So let's see you playing this.
Turn on the nostalgia.
Let's go.
Oh, it's not nostalgia for me, but I totally get it.
Oh, I see you do this.
Oh, damn, what the?
Xybelx50, enjoy the best Zelda emu.
Really?
Oh, shit.
Oh.
why is this not working try it this way
Okay, try it this way.
Oh, that works.
I'll take it.
Hey, you.
President, it's 51.
Thank you.
Uh, so yeah, we can go over here and free this monster.
I have to go back to the previous room, too.
I shop. Yeah, there we go.
Jarrow aim, hell no.
No need.
But I guess there's still some monkeys you haven't freed yet.
At this point you should just save them all and see what you can get for it.
This game is quite long ain't it?
Probably like 4 streams I guess or something like that?
Depends on if I like dent max in the temples I guess.
I do not have a scene controller now.
I wanted to go back to this room here.
I feel like everyone will dent hard on the water temple.
I mean, it's the damn water temple.
Boom!
Stay there.
Ah, nice!
Not see your body for- I suppose, but Crimson Desert has me dent-maxing on some of the puzzles. Yeah, some of them are
tough to be fair.
Let's see, the south room was where I got the monkey and had to roll in, I guess.
Now we can go on far east side
Yeah, we can go far east and cross that bridge because we have this
Let me just make sure
Pretty sure that was this room
Wait, no it wasn't.
Oh yeah, I don't think there's anything else in here.
Okay, that's cool.
Making sure we don't miss any monkey, man, but I haven't seen any more monkeys on this
side of the temple. No, I have no plans on ever playing Berzonano. The map is all I'm
I'm looking at him, I asked the rushy.
Fur Zodam?
Right, yeah, we can do this now.
This was the part I was thinking of.
Why is that one red?
Why does it turn red sometimes?
Weird. Watching Apollo play Persona 5 was hilarious because it was two hours of re-yapping
and two hours of re-yapping in game and one fight before anyone else. Well these have
the stuff. I'll see if I can do this. Also a kids game hostile. Shit doesn't work.
Hard.
Yeah, I don't see myself ever playing Brazone, though.
Only these two don't work, tried.
Come on, Mrs. Home.
Oh!
Okay, I see.
You gotta look down.
Holy secret.
Crazy secret.
Wait, is this a boss chest?
Yeah, big key. Nostalgic. Cool.
Let it paint solution on the ground. Well, yeah, it's easy to know it's there when you
no it's there oh no streamer was stuck for 10 seconds let's lash out classic
twitch chat never change mainline SMT games will be more your jam anyway for
There's some more anime yapping. SMT is more exploration Amians.
No target on you?
Why does it have no target on you?
That works anyways.
So a lot of good ideas worth it.
It's very good.
It is very, very good.
It is.
Very strong.
side room we got a chicken there might be more won't get
One at a time.
I thought Shin Megami Tensei was Persona.
I thought they were like, like it was like a Japanese name for Persona.
Or something.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
I tried to do a jump attack after that.
Alright, pull out the sword.
That's too slow.
Problematic.
Persona is a spin-off of SMC.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
I hear Monke down here.
I started Naira and all liking it that much so far.
So far there were an expression should I just focus on leveling up or getting weapons class
You should definitely get level 2 a safety by killing the first camp. There's a huge difference
And then you just go for upgrading your flask and do camps like in between you
Let's see how do we get up here on me back? Oh wait, maybe I can just blow the monkey up fuck it
I'm playing Wii U and I'm playing on PC.
We you yeah, yeah, I like knowing that that's fun
All right, Monke acquired. I'm out of here.
Oh yeah, there's all the chis- Ah, there's a chest I missed.
I mean you don't need, I mean, yeah, I mean...
Hmm.
There's a chest, um, thank you, Trim.
Uh, there's a chest in, uh...
In the first absolute room that I could get that I forgot about.
Might go back and grab that.
Could be something important.
Eldering Reforge now includes most of the nirang balls, it does.
Yeah, I just played Reforge no longer though.
True, he's right.
Take a guzz.
This might be like a key or something.
I completely forgot about this chest up here.
What? Oh, compass! Where to find objects hidden in this dungeon? Check the map screen to
look for them oh cool okay well if it isn't something useful as long as you
should have that you should be able to find where the capture monkeys are right
okay now that's really good there's a chest in the beginning there's a chest in
there
I'm guessing you see it on the minimap too, right?
Yeah.
The boss is up there.
I'm almost at the boss.
Exciting!
I'm gonna grab this chest though.
Oh, it's up here.
here
Just too far away
Yeah, okay, I'm enjoying it. I mean it's the first temple
I didn't lock, I gotta lock on it. Right.
You know what? Worth it.
I like the time to think of puzzles, hard thing.
To lose Phantom Hourglass, we have to close to Nintendo DS.
We have to close to Nintendo DS for a puzzle.
I have no interest towards new result this no
No, please don't.
Come on, cat.
Like I watched this play tears in the kingdom quite a bit, but no, it's all right.
How is there still a chest here?
Oh, there's like a secret water path here.
Cool.
Nice!
It's a big chest too.
Wow, okay.
In Spirit Tracks, there were puzzles where you had to blow into the mic.
I was on a hinge between the screens.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Sure.
Right.
Sure.
Let's go, Monke.
We need a little key, yeah.
in here? Oh, monkeys! Oh, there's still three more missing. Oh, two I guess. I guess in order
for us to check the temple out completely, we need the help of the monkeys. Ah well,
let's help the rest of them. There's little bits where you had to play a pan flute by
moving the flute on the touch screen while blowing into the mud. Sounds not
clunky whatsoever.
Ah fuck!
I saw the okey!
Man the compass is so nice, you can just see where they all are.
Also this boomerang is crazy.
It's so good.
Rupi, it's fun.
Oh yeah, I got an aura farm.
True. I'll do it on the boss. Trust. Trust.
I didn't play Far Cry 3. Yeah, I think so. I believe so.
Oh, you can't auto-farm after execute.
This is so sad.
Oh, you can climb down there.
I'll start by doing this.
We need a little key.
There's a red dot here also.
Okay, we need the bomba.
Bomba is there.
We'll grab them with a spin spin.
Where, buddy? Oh, I see. Can you do this?
Ah!
Okay.
Worked, gave's great so far it is, is this a little key?
Yes.
I
Got a time this throw here
Cuz I'm guessing you just called do this
Oh, you can okay cool
Bite me
I hear Monke!
I'm coming!
Monke?
I got you, don't worry.
What?
La bomba needed?
I'm bomb-maxing.
Surely you can do this, right?
Can't you like...
What if I like, put you up there first to give you some height?
I can't.
What if I put you like, up, I don't fucking know, up here, and then up here?
What do you mean rage bait indent?
It was correct!
What are you denting for?
It was literally correct!
So easy!
Ah, no more chests. Monke saved.
One more Monke. Oh yeah, we have a little key for bottom right.
Ah
What's the DSP breathed a while puzzle moment what happens don't want to know
Oh
Behold lunk the hero of tent
Thank you for lollying.
Oh, what do we have here? Centipedes? Get out of there.
Yeah. Okay, chest over here. Oh, it's above me, obviously. Just, oh, dead man. Okay,
I have Poff here.
I hear Monke, last one.
Final Monk get it.
Oh shi- Another wind gate.
This one doesn't have any markings though.
Yeah.
Mine clapped for me.
Anything you could take this out?
Boom! I think it's boost time.
20? I almost had 200 rupees, dude. Holy. A rupee, Maxi.
When you open a door for the first time, dirt comes out from the ceiling, but if you do it again, there's no more dirt.
What?
That is a detail. Someone actually put there. That's crazy.
Okay monkeys can help us now first boss dude. Well, yeah, kind of I mean we fight for the monkey
I guess what up, Moe?
I have to give this teamwork
work. Better teamwork than lads. Oh, this would never work with the lads.
Oh first major boss, holy shit
Bomb? A lot of bombs here. Okay.
Okay. Oh, is this karaoke?
Oh, mega flower. Okay.
Twillet Parasite!
I didn't see what the name was.
Dabba Dabba or something.
Yeah, Bazaar. Okay.
There you go buddy.
Oh, the smell.
That wasn't it.
There's more dude.
That was just the tentacles.
Oh, it's like a plesiosaur kind of.
Right, okay.
Okay, no bombos, okay.
See if I can melee these?
Oh, monkey?
I hear you!
Oh, it's the big monkey.
Oh, boom bus!
Okay.
Okay bros, give me that boom bus please.
Oh, nice.
Sick.
Get another one.
Oh my god.
Don't worry I'm not dying, get a kid's stage.
Huh?
Why do you have the same amount of- take that- take that bug the monkey's holding and hit
that thing in the head.
Yes, I'm trying.
Hurry ol' snack on ya.
Yes, I'm trying.
All right, you know I'm gonna stand here, you know, okay, just go the other way buddy
There we go. This is the one
Give me the bomb
Thank you. All right
You got another one for me
Fuck we're not a time
Why
I'm gonna wait one more cycle.
Now fuck!
Too much!
Wait a minute!
I'm just gonna sit underneath his mouth.
Maybe that works directly.
I got this.
I got this shit.
Oh, it was that easy.
Not as cool though.
Aha!
All right, we do again.
Won't you help?
No, don't.
Okay.
I mean, I might make this work anyways.
Yeah, come here
Sick.
That was tight.
Woo!
Yeah!
I'm not using 4k textures because I actually prefer the look without it.
But it is very upscaled in this.
Huh.
Is that armor for or was this?
Well done!
That's what I was looking for.
That's a fuse shadow.
It's what the light spirit called dark power.
Do you remember what that spirit said about how you had to match the power of the King of Shadows?
Could it really be so easy? Is this all there is to it? Hee hee!
There's a total of three Fused Shadows. I think the other Light Spirits have the rest. Okay.
If you want to know exactly what few Shadows are, well maybe I'll tell you if you find the other two.
I guess you'd better do your best to find him, huh?
So let's not waste any more time here when we could be looking for the other two, okay, but my heartbeats
I'll get you out of here you pick up the heart container that fell out of that thing sure
Yeah
and that's a full-heart one I guess yeah not a fifth tends to be like that oh
shit Michael mighty thanks for the sub oh no this is freaky
I'm going to go get some water, I could do a little chat gambling, I mean, well, before
we head on to the next. That was sick. That was so sick. That's worth it. Oh wait, put
me in coach. Assasas. Put me in. Okay. Put myself in the middle. Yes, I need to send
the receipt to my brother too. I'll do that. You guys fight it out, right? No,
No, they're not. I don't want to go outside. No. We stay. You're not missing anything.
Oh, what is this?
Peacock.
I had to find a receipt for my brother.
I don't know, I think it's 83, 33, I think the beauty is spanky.
I forgot to remind you that the dentist crazed it like a meteor crater.
Let's see, was there anything else? No.
We're good.
Forest Temple.
That was cool.
I think my favorite temple in Ocarina of Time was Forest Temple.
I think.
Say, yeah, sure.
Heroic Link. Do not think that Hyrule is now saved from the spread of Twilight. Leave
these woods and go to the east, where you'll find the land protected by the spirit elven.
Okay. There you'll find those you see.
Yeah, what are we mathy? But know that these lands lie in twilight. They're now a dark
realm covered by the clouds of dusk. If you set foot beyond the curtain of twilight,
Revert to your beast forms will be prepped.
Pirot shows him of the gods, leave these woods and go to the east, to the land of Elven.
Copy that.
That's better. Searching should be much easier now.
Of course, you feel the need to go help the other lightspears, don't ya?
Well, don't worry. When you turn into a beast again, I'll take good care of ya.
First thing you need to do is find the land covered in twilight. Once you do, I'll help ya out.
All right, um, sure, I'm going to go this way.
I am not going to get scammed by you unless you have another bottle.
How's the oil?
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Barrel play a good gameplay shit over a game instead.
So I don't think I ever went over here, did I?
Yeah, this is Hyrule Field.
Oh, Big Bird.
Who's that little guy?
Oh, I can call a Pona here.
Nothing happened!
Oh no!
Jarul feel of ass.
Well they said to the east so and whoa Jesus Christ.
Lime for 1 out 134.
Everything's good.
Hope you're well man.
I was actually thinking about you the other day.
Long ago we met
How do they do the super job
You have to like bring out your sword after throwing this.
I mean you can like, oh you can't do anymore.
Oh, the boomerang needs to be above a void or over some elevated platforms.
Oh, okay, that's all right.
Multiple times, okay.
A fort?
Wait, isn't this guy at Majora's Mask or whatever?
Oh no further, there's a black wall ahead that blocks the way.
Yeah, it's him.
I thought I'd deliver a few letters, but it seems impossible.
I'm the Honorable Independent Letter Carrier, known to some as the Postman.
Now that I've introduced myself, please take this letter and read it at your leisure.
Read a letter, press start, open your collection screen, it's like the letter.
You can do that, read it, and the letters you receive, do it, whatever you see fit.
Well my business concluded, I don't work to mail.
Yeah, I used to be a mailman, it's true.
We didn't run around like this though.
I was on my cool ass scooter, dude.
All right.
Hey.
If I have a letter for you, I'll approach you at high speed.
Please don't fleek.
Okay.
Sword's so strong.
I'm going east.
Bird! Help!
Wait, what? We just took a shit- Ah!
Die, wildlife!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck, I need to- No, he's gonna burp!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm learning the controls here.
fuck I need to no he's gonna burp no wait wait wait I'm learning the
controls here okay okay keep bottle here keep this here minus one
Uh-oh, we're gonna wolf again.
Hey, it was much closer than I thought.
You remember, right?
Do you know what this is?
If you set foot in there, you might be a wolf again for quite some time.
For at least as long as it takes for you to save the Light of Elden from the Twilight anyway.
So shall we try to go see the Light Spirit of Elden?
Yeah, let's...
I'm playing the new PC version if you know, you know
Me I remember playing this game so many years ago enjoy. Yeah, thank you
They said for the good bits is when buried into warm sand to find the moistness true true
Want me to let you into the twilight? Yes. Fuck it. Why not?
So freaky every time.
I want to meet the hero of time again.
That's a good boy.
Now you need to listen to what I say from now on.
Oh look, how lovely the black clouds of twilight are so fetching today.
I feel so much more at ease here.
He looks so much better like this than in those dusty old clothes anyway.
So let's get going!
Ruff!
I think I just...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I figured, I figured.
I figured.
Yeah, I hope it's going well, man.
Well, Sneef!
Oh, oh, right.
I forgot about them.
You learn the youth's scent.
Right. See?
Isn't being a wolf more convenient?
I used X to hone your senses you've begun to re-waken as a wolf I think
Why is this area?
Shut up flower
But I plus any play this mess game boys I'll do I
Played Zelda 1 2 a link to the past. I'm not sure I ever played Link
Awakening. I feel like I must have, but...
Minish Cap'n'Play, but I never finished it. It was so long ago.
What's this? That's strange. The bridge is gone.
I wonder if this is the work of those Shadow Creatures.
Ugh. What a pain.
Oh well, let's look for it. You! Get your map out!
Oh! Why do you need that?
Call me and Jay the way I'm hating on these women.
Hee hee!
The Yellow Arrow marks where we are. You knew that, right?
Oh, wait, what?
Whenever you destroy those creatures from the darkness, a portal opens that looks like this on the map.
You hear me? It's called a portal. You better remember that.
And in those woods we came through...
Yes, it's got to be around there.
I'll use my power to take you to the location of the open portal.
Pick where you want to go.
Okay, sure.
You need to.
Listen!
Tweaking settings for this just just the upscale
tweaked up a bit and the shadows see I told you we're here
You know most people can't leave the the twilight that easily it better be grateful
It's your job to look for the bridge look hard. It's right there. I see it
Wow, it's perfect, don't you think?
What do you think?
Should we take it?
Speak to Midna.
Good little beady and wolf.
Okay.
Oh.
Elden province.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
The more I look at it the more perfect it becomes. Maybe...
you just don't understand. How many times I have to say it?
It's perfect for the bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just wanna see if you have something else to say.
So she's just gonna...
Okay, huh.
Big power.
Hello, Lordchaks.
Hi, I'm Lanchard.
I'm not going to lie, but I've been snacking on cookies all day.
Yo, that sounds good.
I think it's 17.
I watched a Frenchie replay this a month ago, and he got stuck at the bridge post
for an hour.
Wait, this one teleporting the bridge?
Oh, to be fair, I didn't know she would do this.
And when I spoke to her, she was like,
Oh, don't you see the bridges right there?
And I'm like, I can't fucking carry it there, so.
I figure she would just portal it there.
See, just I thought.
Hee hee.
So, isn't the power of Twilight amazing?
Call me if you need the power again.
Should help you find what we're looking for, what you think?
All right, let's keep going I mean, it's not really like straight forward
It's like close to gates new enemies, can you finish well counts
Yeah, it's PC poor yeah
What's going on over here?
Oh, I need a key.
Huh?
What are they doing there?
It was a pretty elaborate gate.
What are they trying to keep in?
Or out?
Oh, I bet I've worked that well to dig in.
Ah, sure.
What's over here, though?
There's another area there, but I'm sure I'll get oh you need to
Looks very of climbing we'll get there I'm sure
You watch well watch the friend suffer for an hour without back TV. Yeah, that's jog a chap
This music is such a piece.
We gotta cleanse the twilight here, man.
Oh, this- I was gonna say, is this Kakariko?
Cool.
Oh boy, everyone grouped together.
Bleece, bruv.
Bleece.
Bleece.
Okay, you know what?
can I push you there soy monster I grow oh wait can you just do that oh you can
just do this can't you oh my god they only rest when when two are dead so you
You could just kill one and nuke the other.
It's so simple, yet so clever.
To the hero who was transformed into a blue-eyed beast
in the realm of shadows in twilight.
This way.
OK.
I see a spirit here.
Cripes! How the heck am I supposed to babysit someone else's little brass when I ought to be saving myself?
Okay, let me talk to the spirit.
I am a spirit of light.
Hero, chosen by the gods, look for my light, gather the light stolen by the shadows into
this.
Oh, we gotta do the bug hunting again?
Alright.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
The insects of darkness, they are the form taken by the evil that attached itself,
my scattered light.
In this shadowy twilight, the shadow insects are invisible, much as the people from your
light world are.
While with the last of my power, let me mark your map with the locations of the tears that
have turned into shadow insects.
I gotta say shadow insects doesn't sound that threatening, but be careful, the darkness
now hunts you.
Alright, here we go.
I'll go over here.
there. Well, we got some dudes over here, huh? Inside, but we need a way in. It's Riku!
They put bugs in him! Hey, you can climb up there. Yep.
remove facecam how about remove you sparta? Oh.
Cripes! I don't see those black brutes anywhere.
They've got to be hiding somewhere waiting for their helpless little prey to come out.
Then they'll feast!
Hey, you.
We're safe as long as we remain in here, child.
Be at ease.
Oh yeah?
I wonder if the monsters out there agree with you.
Be sure they didn't seem impressed by my bombs.
How long do you think we can hold this sanctuary against beasts that strong, huh?
Once they attack, it's over.
Remember the lady from the general store?
just one of those things attacked her and a whole gang from town went to save her
and what happened she was already gone and there were two monsters waiting
you connect in the dots that means that if we get attacked by them then we'll be
Barnes
look we're not oh all I mean is to say that it's risky here too thank you got
some place we can hide there is a seller what the fuck what you got a
cellar? Where's the entrance, man? The entrance to the cellar is designed to open when all
of the candles have been lit. I would not do that. When Father instructed me to secure
the cellar. I saw insects like the beasts outside. Don't cry, Beth. It'll be okay.
I think it's coming to save us all.
I can feel it.
I am your savior.
As kids knew you'd come save them, what a hero!
How sad to be right in front of someone and not be noticed at all.
You're chosen by the gods and only that keeps you from turning into a spirit or worse into
a dark monster when you enter twilight.
And no one knows what you have done.
You may be doomed to toll into obscurity forever.
You're the type to worry about everything, I can tell.
But don't fret over Princess Zelda.
chose this state of affairs after all. Anyway, what's with having to light candles to get
to the basement? Not very subtle, is it? So what are you gonna do now, my lululu hero?
Well, I'll put this stick in my mouth and I'll lit it on fire and then I'll jump around,
Jumper rut? Oh. You can throw!
Oh shit. Oh my god, this... Fuck!
You know what, we'll go the other way. Should be better. Shit, where's my stick?
I
Didn't see it. No, no, no, you like oh you can light both ends. I was free dude
I'm smashing A to sprint, but you throw the stick with it.
You throw stick with it, you can sprint with a stick.
Alright, going in.
How are we getting back up?
One two three
All right, Polka
Almost 200 rupees insane
Hmm. What is this?
Someone from later. Cool. Yeah, dude, these kids' puzzles got nothing on me, man.
How about that? Looks like you can climb the scaffold in.
The graveyard.
Yeah, sir, not makes 77, the hall makes 37.
Thank you, guys.
Oh, there is a bug right here.
Nice.
Plus four, plus one, plus four, but yeah.
Okay, Link definitely got to like revisit this with his little lantern.
And then we can maybe go in here.
Zoom!
Yeah, more like Raviar, to be true.
Ordery beast.
Push!
Why it's Dumpeh!
Give me the heart piece!
Oh
Okay level of shadow creature up there come here and die
No
Aha!
I know about open water spin Gandalf, but that game is not alley yet.
I hear the skittling.
Lost one.
Very nice.
So smooth.
So easy.
Oh, oh, oops.
In the Wii version, they made it so that you need to collect a lot less.
Oh, really?
I mean they're pretty cool there they're kind of like mini puzzles you got to solve like
oh how will I get in there?
walking through the doorway over here. I hear you. Oh, you're below me. I need fire. I hear
Fire fire. I need a stick. Don't worry man, I got this shit.
I feel like I have.
I feel like I have.
Ah, I wish I had a finisher with a wolf!
Did I play the demo?
I don't know where it was.
It was full-link where you just not pick up any more rupees in Chess.
I had like 10 on open Chess and I didn't even...
Nice. Let's see here.
Wait, can you actually open chest as Wolf?
I actually never even tried it. I just assumed you couldn't.
There's a chest here.
Yeah, you can. Yeah.
236, crazy. I gotta find this stick. Most bear easy can go up here, right?
Oh shit, there's a dude up there. I missed this dude. Cool.
I need to light this on fire to get this guy up.
There's literally, oh you can pick up invisible sticks right there.
Burn!
Burn!
Okay, thank you.
What? Burn? Okay, thank you.
Nice.
It was invisible! I swear!
Right now then. We got these two? Okay. How the fuck will I get out?
Ah-ha!
Oh, get- nation.
Okay, um, there's another one in that little roof over there.
Cool.
What is this I hear you oh there's a boom show up here bomb squad that takes me
maybe to mount what's it called Mount Doom no
Mount Doom is a lord of the thing
you know what I mean
Was that AVG any eddies B-17 bomber cool death mountain yeah I saw him
Dead.
I'm in now help me up. We're done with your errand. Let's get out of here. Yep, fully done.
Then we got another one of that giant ass building, but I need to get up there.
Maybe it's through that way.
It's Mount Yorubatsk? True? True.
Let's see what this says.
Death Mountain, yeah, thoroughfare in Hyrule Fields.
I need to get up on it.
All right, you.
Hey, maybe.
Thanks for nine.
You're going to be the one that saves me.
I'm going to see what happens if I just go here.
Death Mountain sounds worse than Doom Mountain, it's true.
Oh, there ain't no climbing this.
There's other paths impossible, but I can let you, but I can get you up if you want to
go.
Well, there is more bugs here, so...
Sure.
Let's go here.
Let's do this part
Why do I have to stay and guard the ladder is destroyed so it's not like any humans will come up
And what is with elders if we have a problem the humans can help with we should ask
It's better than suffering for the sake of pride brother Mary. Thanks 53 rough
Do they go around song?
Oh a banger, that's a banger, yeah I remember.
I need to get all there's in the village though, but I guess we'll it really doesn't look like
this is gonna lead back to the village but on top but maybe it does let's go here first
blind ignored it what what did I miss
I miss shit it's got to be a one-guy
oh yeah was this the hero of time oh wait what the fuck is this
Okay, how did this go?
Can I see it again?
Okay, it's just up middle down.
All right cool
Yeah, I hear of time again cool
How
Yeah!
Let teachings of old pass to you, take sword in hand and find me.
That links that no that's it seems to be the what the fuck it seems to be the link from
mockery enough time I don't know if it's confirmed or whatever but it seems
like it
it's confirmed it's complicated I could you my confirm there
fuck i feel like maybe i should go back to cacarico
well maybe a portal will, oh there's no portal there though
I can get all of you.
But...
Oh, shit.
I see.
Will I be able to reach this guy through this?
Oh my god, it's actual gimmicks.
Insane gimmicks here.
I refuse to die in a kid's game I refuse to die in a kid's game
I won't die trust trust I'm gonna leave two alive
Wow, can you come here? I can't hit this guy.
I'm so madly, okay.
How the fuck will I get to this?
Oh, what?
That was an opening here.
Noooor!
Can you follow me? Follow me. Follow me.
Follow me. Follow me.
Well, we're going to get arrested.
Sick. I'm going to die in a kids game.
I refuse to die okay come here
Jump sword!
Cool.
Niiiice!
My six-year-old watching this, yeah, okay.
I don't believe you.
Can you jump from here, mid-knock?
Why do I have to stay and go in at a dead end at the bottom of a cliff like this?
Wait a second, have they took me out of the way because they think I'm useless?
tough luck buddy.
Shhh! Hard! Another Fumarole!
And once again, it's in the worst possible place!
As opposed to this path is impossible now.
Yeah, but I'm here for the bug, Brad.
The fuck?
I'm not dying in a kid's game.
Give me health.
Thank you.
Good.
Fuck.
I gotta like get back to Kakariko Village.
There's like a mid-net jump to get up there somewhere
How's the game just go back from a stag and do bling no game sick. It's really good
One bug hunting duty now
Does anyone remember the horror game yellow play that started off in a fast phobia school that went to sleep paralysis demon
Yeah, wait, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, yes, silence still, wasn't it, yeah?
Yes, it was silence still, that's correct.
Yes.
Wait, so I gotta confine him when I'm Link again, he doesn't show on the map anymore.
confused by that part. There is a teleporter. I can't just teleport. Yeah. Sick. Okay.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about.
So, there is one in Oregon, but was that the first one I got or what was that?
It's still marked, though.
I mean this one's not marked anymore so I guess I unlocked it.
Anyways, oh that's the new one I got okay from singing with the bullf.
Hog and sick.
Yeah, oh yeah that's what confused me.
The stone location and the action move location isn't the same, that's why I got confused.
Well that means there's no twilight there, so I should be able- I should- I should go there and-
and uh... unlock.
I could just teleport and do it, but let's not do one thing at a time.
I need to figure out how to get up here.
am I just clueless or there must be a mid-night job
ha
hey listen
How the fuck did you get up here?
I thought maybe that's a midna jump but I can't even- oh actually I can.
Still can't do anything here though.
So my pleasure, John. Yeah, this is dusk, yeah.
Beth.
Oh wait, I can go up here.
Yeah.
Didn't they do awkward of time remake?
Or no, it was like 3D or something. Yeah, for the 3DS
Man in there
Yeah
Hey, I did you watch the previous mortal combat movie? I did I went to see the new one today
Didn't have high hopes, but it was some cool fight seems likely can fight plus carlobin plays the role as Johnny
Yeah
Thank you craze I'll watch it for sure. Well, what'd you do?
Sorry, but as a remain as romantic as this is I'm not gonna stay here with you. I'm getting out
Fuck help girl girl
Well, uh, that was convenient, I'm the real death, nice.
We collect all these, then we go to hero time.
Hmm, I don't suppose there's any nicer way to hunt these things, huh?
Well, yeah, to sacrifice on this house to find tears of light, but that's how the
cookie crumbles, ain't it?
What up, Kev?
Do you think they're actually doing a alternate time remake?
I think they are.
We'll probably be like Mario RPG Remake where essentially just the graphics upgrade.
Where are you hiding, little dude?
I know one!
Something exciting about getting the last one here.
That can move.
The vessel of Light is full of tears and Light has returned to this area.
Aww, I was just starting to have fun. Don't forget that fused shadow.
See you later.
Wait, can I still teleport now?
Hang on.
Oh no, I should be able to. I can teleport to the forest.
And I ridded out of Twilight.
Oh, it's Butterfly.
It's Bird.
It's Lugia! It's Owl!
My name is Eldin. I'm one of the light spirits of Hyrule, I'm the spirit that
guards these lands. Oh great hero chosen by the gods.
The dark power you seek lies in the sacred grounds of the proud mountain dwellers.
But already those grounds have been defiled, draped in shadow and seated with evil.
You must go to those sacred grounds and cleanse them.
Yeah, go, Ozzy.
But first we gotta visit here of time. I wanna see what I learned from it.
I told you, Link would save us.
You're the one from Orden whom these children spoke of.
We're well met.
I'm Renado, shaman of this town.
And this...
This is my daughter, Lucia.
The beast took us and left us to die, but Mr. Renata found us.
At first I couldn't believe they had come from so distant a place as to your donor province.
Yeah, we don't remember much.
All of a sudden everyone was captured and then until now it's been like, I'm there.
Yeah, it was like a terrible dreamer who couldn't wake up.
Mmm, nightmares are everywhere these days, it seems.
This village has certainly seen its share of recent hardships.
A dark beast attacked, but even worse was the sudden inexplicable change in the mountain-dwelling
Goron tribe.
They had long been our friends, but suddenly treated us as foes, even now they refuse to
permit us entering into their minds.
It strains the limits of belief to think that such a gentle and proud tribe could change
so subtly.
It makes me wonder if something in those minds is the cause of this change.
In any case, you must take these children and flee this village before more nightmares
descend.
I, of course, cannot leave my village in such a time.
There's no telling what may happen to us here.
But it is my job to try to coax the Gorons back from the recent change of heart.
The Dark Insects even burnt the full house to the ground, should I have shared it?
man and wife like they didn't know I am
I don't want to leave all these people just to save ourselves come on link
can you do something isn't there some way to make up with the Gorons you think
someone could go to the mines and do something well not yet because I will
teleport back to the okay so you can't
teleport you need fuck I have to run all
the way back there for it they ain't
gonna should have done it when twilight
was here
hell bet a free day this week is
Tuesday I think my schedule tomorrow
says my schedule below says tomorrow
but I haven't updated it is Tuesday
as usual. Wait, I can't even get back, can I? I can't! Oh, look at the blood! I can't
even get back, so... alright. Makes my choice easy. That's paint? No, that's blood from
the war of the twilight darkness versus the humans many people lost their lives
but some people are still fighting clinging to hope and for the hero to
save them
Oh
The new things they did battle swiping seven. Thank you
I'm fucking rich I'm gonna buy all of Kakariko village
Not the base!
Fuck, keep pressing bomb button!
Does that not work with this?
All right, we do this then
Sick buggies, I don't really need it though lag. That's actually not lag. It's a hits done
This game would y'all aim would go so hard
Well, it just so happens dreambound
That the PC version has gyro aiming
Cool, right?
Let me scoop!
Hmm, there's clearly something here, but probably not something I can do right now.
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Yeah, no!
Yeah!
Who's this?
A male ant? Bug fans love that golden color.
She got the cob bugs in the collection screen.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, your cat's name is Garfield Dirty.
Well, to be fair, he is orange.
He likes the box.
I'm out of the graveyard screw this.
Unless...
Yeah.
I'm Rupi Maxing.
Yeah, I'm Rupy Maxing.
On to the volcano.
Oh wait, isn't there a- there was like a bomb guy here. Over here.
Oh, the village is deserted right now, isn't it?
Oh!
Okay.
Barnes-Bomes.
Bomesquad.
You got nothing.
Cribs my storehouse, my powder, what happened?
Fowlbeast cursed them all. Yeah, he doesn't have anything.
Flammable lanterns prohibited.
That's cool.
I got flushed, yeah.
Let's go to the mines, I guess.
Oh, hold on.
Let me just see what this is.
I don't think anything's open here.
We've got to solve this stuff.
Does it give us the even-no, it's not nemesis.
Well, I've already been in here and done this stuff.
Okay, we go mines.
Well, that's where I'm enjoying it a lot, Lane. Yeah.
Oops, wrong way.
It's actually not on emulator either, Nemesis.
This is a version that was just released. It's PC version.
Ah, no humans alone.
He's learned the head belonging to the Goron tribe.
The elders said no humans may pass.
Oh, I know what to do.
The goats trade me for this?
What do you mean I mashed A?
A?
Oh wait, a weak spirit is no match
for the might of the Gorons.
Do you understand me human?
Then away with you.
I think it must be scripted.
Midna.
Sounds like a few shadows somewhere up in the mountain. Yeah, okay. I know that I
Don't know what that girl's problem is, but you better come up with a way to get up that mountain and quick
Okay, I'm gonna try this again. It felt scripted. Dude. I I mashed it. I held the button nothing works
Class I think 33
Oh
Back again you will never pass you cannot hope to match our brute force wait. What if I just like fucking sight step?
No, I'm gonna die too cool. You can't grab him
We experienced no match for the mile. Okay, we got a you understand me human in a way with you
You can't! You can't do this right now.
Also, I need health. I'm not dying to damn Goron.
Oh, hi! Ah, how unfortunate you are in one piece. I mean, fortunate.
I saw you heading up the mountain trail, so I was worried, or trying to reach the Gorons
of Death Mountain.
It is far too dangerous, Link, that recognized only strength, and normal person could never
persuade them.
But, I do know one person who was able to best them and earn their trust.
His name is Bo.
You may know him as the mayor of your hometown, Ordon.
Oh, really?
Please go to him, and while you're there, please let him know that the children
are safe.
getting them back would be best but we could not keep them safe from the
monsters on the road without a horse in a car. Please return to Ordon and inform
the parents that their children are free from harm. Give them my word.
Alright so now we have to go back which is convenient because wait how will
I get back though? I'm guessing someone's gonna open up. Open the damn door!
I'm lunged!
I need healing.
Where is this such door?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
You're not gonna install the boner?
All right, oh shit
What?
Get on up!
You're a jävlar!
I'm not dead!
Hmm, you're not too shabby of Wrangler after all.
Won't this make getting back to your town a lot easier?
Now go finish your errand so we can get back.
Get a move on!
Shrimpalizing's 50, eh?
Well, look at this people help the gates over here.
I want to see where this goes, because I came from back there.
Did I ever ride a horse? Maybe when I was like a kid.
Yeah, you can't disable the sound for low L.
Oh yeah, I'm back at Hyrule Field.
Wait, is this a different part of Hyrule Field?
Aw shit, it's the mailman.
Greetings, Mr. Lake! I've come to deliver a letter!
It's a letter from Okku!
Right, that weird thing.
Well, my business is concluded. I'll wear it to mail!
I don't know if I want to go in- Wait, isn't that the bridge from the intro?
Cool!
Yeah, we shouldn't go this way yet, though. I'm gonna die. We gotta go backwards.
There's a chest there.
I don't want to die.
I thought someone stole his clothes, but he's running around in shorts.
Short shorts and white t-shirt. Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Oh, yeah, I don't have any bombs, so come to this.
Yo, Barbarosa, thanks too, bruh.
This is a game new?
I mean, this version, yes, very.
need bombs for a lot of places here there's so many doors or a boulder of
some no way
okay chat let me fix the health situation because it's crazy
okay
thanks
Oh yeah, you can mainly on horse, by the way.
Fish journal.
Golden bugs.
Oh wow.
And then you have hidden skills.
We're getting another hidden skill now.
Youth's Ascent.
Mr. Oiler, I'm back, bruh.
Okoy's Hexcode has 0,0 CC, 0,0 is the color of Link's Chunik and Ocarina of Time Calls that far.
Damn.
We should learn a new move now.
I believe it was over here. It doesn't show on the minimap though. Or am I crazy?
Maybe I'm just crazy.
Oh no, he is here! Yeah!
I believe people told you where nemesis you just got to Google it you need your own version
of Twilight Princess though. We meet again. You have a little more of the look of a hero
than you did before. Do you feel ready to earn a new skill? I do. Very well. But before
we begin, I must test you to ensure you have mastered the last skill I taught you, the
ending blow. Oh, okay. Now then, come at me. Damn, right in the throat. Excellent. It
appears you're certainly capable of performing my lost art. Very well. My
My second skill is the shield attack!
Okay, let it be hewn into your mind.
Okay, what's this?
No matter how well tempered a blade is, if a foe is clad in armor and bears a shield,
the sword will do it no harm.
In facing such a foe, you must use R to thrust your shield against the defenses of your enemy.
Ah, okay.
So L to lock on and try.
I've learned much, but I'm sure you can see the moment when you can do a shield attack.
Okay.
Huh.
Excellent.
Open a hole in your enemy's defense and use your sword to strike with the hesitation.
attack I have just taught you can also be used to repel an enemy's projectile
attacks would you practice then repel my magical attack with a shield attack
okay it's again it's again and north ping-pong perfect when your enemies
assail you with projectiles this is how you will defeat them with ease done
you've learned in a second on my hidden skills the shield attack I love
learning these skills is so rewarding man. You learned the second hidden skill the
shield tag lock on that happens sometimes in the sound. Dazing your enemy you know.
But I have five more secrets to teach you in time. The path to becoming the true
hero is a long one but once you have grasped all the hidden skills you
shall be worthy of walking it. You must persist on the lonely path of a
sword to obtain the true courage and earn the strength to conquer the great evils of the world.
Don't forget your discipline with a blade before we meet again.
All right, we're going back to bow now.
I
Watched all the movie. Yeah, I probably will
Didn't they have pretty good actors for that one? I like they look apart. They look the part I
Remember seeing some like screenshots or something
Oh
Link oh
It is you link you're safe and sound your clothes. What happened to you lad?
Come quick inside
I see so the young ones
Well, that's good. Bernardo's an old friend. If they're in his care, then we can relax.
So, don't keep me waiting, lad. Tell me about my little girl. Ilya is with the rest of them, right?
Oh, I see. That ain't what I wanted to hear.
I guess I need to think of all five of those poor kids, not just my own, they're all in
danger.
What should I be asking is how I can help out?
I was doing some wrestling, bro.
Was that now?
The Gorns of Death Mountain?
I see. So, Renato told you that.
Well, it's true. I did defeat the Gorons in a contest of strength and earned their trust.
With the help of a little secret, I can teach you the secret.
But can you promise me that you absolutely possibly will not disclose to anyone?
Yeah, no snitch.
Good. Alrighty then. Absolutely no one.
Come this way.
Waltz on music? Music is lovely. Wait, we're actually going to sumo wrestle!
You've heard of sumo wrestling, right? Gorons like to match strength in sumo contests.
Luckily for you, the basics of sumo are the same as stop and charging goats.
You want to hear more? Yeah! Alrighty then.
I'll teach you the basics and the ways of sumo. If you're getting in a sumo match,
chances are you're in an arena like this.
The first fellow to push his foe outside of the arena wins.
Step forward and grab your foe with A. Use B to let a retreating foe taste your open
palm.
Side step a foe's at Vaughn's.
Okay.
Three techniques, all of them pretty basic.
Master all three and you'll be shoving folks out of the arena in no time lad.
So there you go. The basics of sumo.
Need to hear them again?
No.
Rather than explain a lot, why don't we just get to it?
Come into the ring, lad.
What the fuck?
Yeah!
There's Link shirtless too!
Damn, was that the first time I was in Link's shirtless?
Is it not?
Okay, how does this work?
So I can shove with this and I can grab and push.
So easy, old grandpa.
Let's get you to bad, buddy.
Huh, you seem to understand the basics.
Alrighty, next time I won't go easy on you, lad.
me as if you were fighting one of them Gorons.
Okay, I'm gonna sidestep.
Oh, what the fuck?
Ah!
You know what my turn to grab.
Oh!
It's kind of like rock-paper-scissor in it. If he hits you got a duck
Fuck the double ah
Okay, he's open I
Need wall control fuck oh
Shit
Why is this hard kids game?
One more.
He's gonna go for a third.
He's greedy.
Yes, I knew it.
Fuck!
Fourth!
Yes!
Oh
Not too shabby lad with your natural talent, I'm sure you can take on the Gorons
You've gotten a slight stronger the short time you've been gone link
Strong as you are though can't hope to beat the Gorons wrestling with power alone those Gorons. I made a rock
Fuck!
Nah, the secret is to beat in the Goros locked away in a chest.
Take it with you lad.
Oh wait, is this... is this what I think it is?
No!
But that's cool too!
Um, you got the iron boots.
Wear these so you'll become so heavy not even a Goro will be able to move you.
Okay, cool.
Just don't call it a life.
You can probably tell those boots are made of iron, lad.
Whoever wears them won't easily be pushed around, even by Goron.
If you're fixing to fight a Goron, be sure to wear those boots.
Let's be square, though, lad.
You can't ever tell anyone about those boots, especially when we're not out.
I thought it would be like the Silver Glove or whatever.
Power Glove and Strength Glove?
What's the matter? You got a hurried Death Mountain?
Yeah, yeah, you can't tell me about the boots so the boots are an item here
Yeah, the zelda's I've played is the first Zelda the second Zelda a link to the past
Ocarina of Time Majora's Mask and then Wind Waker. I played a bit of the Minish Cap, but I never finished it
Any seeker down here?
Really?
How do you do it though?
Answer the same question over and over?
I've been doing this for so long it's just muscle memory crunch.
Yeah, water looks real good, yeah.
Alright, we're going back to Death Mountain.
Oh, yeah, I can ample now is there a pot of grass right here. Oh, yeah, you're right here
Let's go ample now
No blinds on lads, I think they're playing um, I think they'll come in anyways.
I think I'll just be on this. It's very cozy, man. It's a vibe.
I need bombs for that, yeah.
So we've got Death Mountain there. I wonder what sort of sheer...
Hi, little bird!
Hi, bird!
No one to think about to give it for playing it?
I don't think so, no.
I can definitely not make that.
All right one thing at a time
Agro Ori Pona. Oh, no, that's a fair question
Oh, oh it's him!
Dude, run!
I gotta look so scary.
Oh, wait. Horse race? Uh, chase?
They're just like the ones that get the best of you.
Link hurry!
They fly north through the field.
Oh shit.
Damn.
I
Was a statement
Okay mountain combat time
Okay.
Trust back here.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck!
Die you no blinks!
The
Super Smash stage!
What?
Okay
Okay
HA HA HA!
Oh what?
Okay.
Oof.
Turn!
Daaamn.
That was sick.
I was gonna print screen
Link is everyone okay
I'm sorry, you know, for shelling you, are you mad?
I think I finally understand.
I understand what my dad meant when he told me I needed to be stronger. Like you, Link.
He wasn't talking about strength, like lifting stuff. He was talking about being brave.
Link, you saved me, didn't ya?
You... you can do anything.
You can do something to help the Gorons in the mine too, can't you, Link?
do something to help the Gorons in the mine too, can't you leave?
Does Link not speak in newer games?
Oh yeah, it's a good quote.
No, I don't think it does, right?
You and me, Death Mountain.
I can't believe Colin.
I mean, that's a really great thing for him to do, huh?
Especially since he's such a weakling.
Um, he IS gonna be alright, right?
And Marlowe, he hasn't even come by to say get well soon. What's he thinking?
He said he was gonna get started and he hasn't come out into that closed-up shop since.
Blake, could you talk to some sense of that kid?
Oh, look at the shield!
What a tease!
Oh, boy!
Hey!
You can look this up, but don't you dare just take things!
That's my valuable merchandise.
You want it, you pay for it.
I decided to take on this unmanned shop.
Buy something, it helps the whole village when you do.
Well how much is that shield?
Ooooooh, don't let them sell out before you buy one, they're healy unshield.
I'm buying this shit.
Yeah, yeah, 200 is nothing.
I see, I suppose I can part with it.
It's metal and will never burn.
Yeah.
Maybe I can't become a hero.
But I figure I can help people out with heroic business deals.
It better work hard too.
Yeah, now we're talking.
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, he speaks in this one, that's true.
Dude everywhere I go I see that fucking one hour of silence interrupted by Walter. Every time.
Let's see if this guy's got a shop on, but probably not.
Whatcha doin' over there, huh?
Hey, now it's you!
Now something thinking about getting things sorted out so I can go ahead and re-op my shop
Thing is I can't get the materials on even from the gorolls anymore, man
I ain't got a clue what to do. Well, I'll fix the Goron problem
Kim, you think it's five year anniversary dude, thank you
I see Molo marked fan animation. I have no idea what Molo even is before today.
Ah, he's wrestling time in it.
Oh, you're back again, human.
We'll never pass.
I will.
Let me cook.
What?
A!
I'm pressing A!
I'm pressing A.
Okay, I'm gonna try holding it.
Might need someone else.
Maybe a bigger spirit.
New job, Lekoron.
Ah, here we go, yeah!
Okay, he's gonna hold it.
my turn coming for that Goron ass
imagine how strong he is if you can throw a Goron like that
He doesn't even have like a strength glove on.
Highlight realm.
Canonically the strongest incarnation of Link physically is this link. Yeah, tight. Oh
Wait, no, this is not it.
Not in here
But
Hard
I haven't died a single time. I'm acing it. Yeah
What is she doing? I can only weird and shit
Wait couldn't I yeah
Yeah, yeah is the PC for you
We've wrestled our way.
Let's go, Gorgor!
AAH!
Ah, what the fuck?!
AAH!
Oh my go-
Oh...
I thought that was on me.
Whoa, this looks dangerous!
Is this a traditional Death Mountain welcome, he he?
Yeah, it's great
What
hey did you see that Goron use another Goron's back as a springboard to jump
really high maybe you could just use the back of one of those nice Gorons if
you need to jump too um sure
oh fuck
Alright the second few shout up. Yeah, okay
All right, let's fucking bristle bristle let's go. Come on punk
Yeah
Lings kind of fucked up
Wind Waker was the best Zelda game, changed my mind.
Wind Waker was really good.
It was.
Yo, Ice Shield 1877X3 Boxing.
It was really good.
Wait, there's a store down there.
wait you guys just chilling can I chill yeah what up
there have been a few sumo matches lately talk about boring brother as opposed
is because young girls these days have no interest in old arts like sumo and
former powerhouse gore Koron is an elder there's not much we can do brother
Yeah, you have a shop. Greetings, brother! Pick up your hot spring souvenirs right here.
Okay, we got arrows, but no bow. Lantern oil, wooden shield, and milk. Okay, I don't
need this stuff, but good luck in your store endeavors. Add this, Master Linking and Emote.
Okay, you know what? Yeah, I will.
okay we could climb up here well if this Goron would let me I'm not sure yeah
they're chilling they're chilling art oh nice and hot just like I like it what
why is a human doing here all the elders told us not to let humans near the
mountain but as opposed to no bitten as a mine come into the hot spring you're
fresh yourself brother Gorons are so cool dude
I can't believe Vaude friends won't be able to see any of it, yeah?
You got five seconds, show em.
One, two, three, four, five.
Oh I didn't refresh it so they didn't see it, okay?
Do it again, hold on.
Now, now, no, not alas, the Goron Emote, the Goron One, not this one, oh my god, fucking
hell.
claps hello you ever gonna stop gassing no oh I know yeah as a professional
gamer of this game with zero hours played I can confirm that this is a game
let me know if you need any other help sure guns yeah I respect that brother
but hello whatever whatever it is we see this part of the dungeon on the map
here it's the purple at least I'm guessing that is it because I mean the
forest temple was also looked like that on the map
they all fucked up it's not the teleport no it was the entrance I think no yeah
No, it's the interest in a temple I believe so it should be right here
Enough
Is this young one such an imposing enemy that you must all gang up on him? I think not, little bros.
I am a Goron Elder, little human. I'm called Gor-Koron.
Because of certain circumstances, I must lead the Goron tribe in a place of Darbis, our tribal patriarch.
Tell me, little human, do you come from the village below?
You've done well to come this far. You're strong for a human.
However, the mines beyond here are sacred to my tribe.
Outsiders are not allowed unless...
I can make an exception, but you would have to beat me in a contest of power.
Are you really trying that, little human?
you
Come on
Your body's skinny brother and so you are too light.
You don't stand a chance.
I forgot to use my boots.
Okay, let's go again.
What is this?
You want to try again?
Yes.
I think you're tough, Dio.
Let's find out.
Slap them! Fuck.
Slap them, slap them! Ooh, nice!
Okay!
Yeah!
Young warrior, you've a strong will and sharp eyes.
Traits want to see how well you can use them
You've seen it, I'll bet the mountain erupting without pause
When the mountain began to rage all four of us elders and Darbes our patriarch went inside to investigate its anger
We have a treasure that wasn't trusted to us by the spirits
We must protect it. Do you understand the moment Darbes reached out and touched the treasure everything went wrong
He collapsed, and before our very eyes, transformed into an unspeakable monster, he began to rage
through the mines, trailing ruin behind him, and the eruptions grew more frequent and more
severe.
We used all of our strength to seal him deep inside the mountain.
It grieved us to do this to our patriarch, but we had no other course of action.
I ask this favor of you, young Wadiah.
Go to the aid of Darbes.
Make no mistake, the spirits have guided you here.
Aye, Kor Koron, need your help.
On behalf of my entire clan, I ask you for your aid.
Hey.
You too.
Let the young Wadiah pass.
Alright broskies, good fight, I'm out.
There we go, the fire temple, huh?
Goron mines.
Maybe it's not.
Definitely fire though.
Definitely fire though
I want to find a compass a song
Okay, I thought this one would break down.
of
I will oh wait lava fish
There's a chest here.
20 to pass!
Now this just takes me back to the beginning.
I can't go left there, but I need to turn off that fire.
Oh, there's a button there, okay.
That's what we gotta do then, innit?
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
Ah, what the f***, Shinji!
The gimmicks! Okay.
Okay, gonna be a lot of arm boots this temple, huh?
It's a second engine, yeah.
I guess I got to push those down huh?
Whoa.
Okay, what's to the right?
There's like a giant platform over here.
Yeah, wooden shield here would have been cooked.
Nice.
It's good we went here first.
Oh my god, that was so sketchy.
Lizard?
Sounds like gachi.
Now I hear it.
of
Oh, cool.
The chain fizzings are actually pretty impressive.
Will the last eleven stay forever? No.
Hmm, yeah, I need magnetism boots
Oh, okay, it works like that damn
Cool.
Trippy-ass temple.
Wait, are you the patriarch?
Oh!
I thought I felt a presence, but what a surprise to find a young human.
Word has come to me of you, and if Gorkoron is faith in you, then your heart must be true.
I am one of the four Goron Elders, Goramoto.
Okay.
You're a heroic young human.
Please, you must lend this tribe your powers.
A key shard? You need all three shards to return the big key to its original shape.
Okay.
It's one of the key shards that we merge together.
Form the key to the room where Darvus is being held.
These are our patriarch.
The key is split into three pieces.
Each of us elders keeps a piece.
It was hurried to the other elders.
Sure, but let me see what this is.
Yeah, sick.
We got my up, my up, my up, we got- oh yes, we do need some rupees after investing two
under rupees in the shield.
Oh, now we can go to the upper floor in the other area.
Okay, genius.
It's you!
Oh, cool.
Yeah, for you at last!
Gracious.
You're that nice fellow who helped me out the other day.
How nice to see you again.
Well now that we've found each other again, let's stick together for a bit, hmm?
However I would you as if you want to warp out, just let me know.
Oh, cool.
Well, yeah.
Sorry guns, you're sick. I'm doing it. I can't catch it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But I wish you speeder recovery.
Wait, can you fight with these on? You can, okay.
You know what, I'll let you live.
All right.
Now you do gotta get some rest, guys, it's just how it is, bruv.
Oh
Well looking on the map I gotta go over here
So think I'm able to walk with our boots on I think it would hurt like crazy after five minutes
What kind of gun I have a DR
I don't plan on playing Gears of War games
Yeah, it will be cool, but I really want to play God
Yeah, we're marathon
First we do this game, then bomb is going to be out, and you can walk faster first
Why must I
The link is a murder machine, that is dude.
I swear.
Why, Besmunk?
I think it's the AT.
Negative.
Okay, we got magnetism.
Okay.
That's where I came from before I went down, yeah, so we gotta go this way.
Link does feel really good to control this. It's very responsive.
Nice!
Oh, is these ready great thanks for
Reminds me of water tempo, okay, we have a box over there
We can grab this and do something with it.
I'm not in the water temple.
It's like a fire temple.
Ignitism
Don't take me up there, okay
Sixpence
Thank you, Nastery
Magnetism?
Now watch this shit.
Daaamn! That was cool.
We take those we take those
I'm hurt I hear it
Hey, you, uh, Doriania-hundred on the dolt!
Ah, fuck!
Thank you, Doriania, oh, balls well.
Okay, I tried out reflecting it, that did not work.
100 on Eldoto. Can I climb this? Is there anything up here? Alright, we're moving up.
Oh yeah, the cool pose. Right, I forgot we got to do that. I can go left or right here.
Okay, we can chop that there and this is a chest
This has been half my Randall's walking like yeah true
I need one more for another hard container sick
are currently more camera. No. That emote is all mental very.
I'm not playing on emulator, I'm playing that PC version.
I saw there was a no-hit option in the auctions, yeah, pretty crazy.
Oh, we got the key.
Oh, we don't have a key.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah, it was a hard piece I got, oh, um, oh, well that's open to get back, okay.
We need a key.
And seeing as I don't have the compass.
Aha!
Be a key please?
Yes!
Alright.
I wonder how long it took for him to make that, and how long it took for him to make
That last 11 emote though.
You have to like render my face on that cursed-ass animation.
Make it look good.
Good.
It's a passion project in it.
You're welcome, mental merri.
For the reference material.
Hey, man.
Cradle is 95.
Yeah, something Monday soon is true.
Hmm, I see a chest under there.
Could be a Luliki there, might be smart to go for...
Yeah, there's a locked door over there.
And here we need magnetism.
Oh wait, there's a Luliki here also.
I mean, I'm not sure the other one's Luliki, but...
Well, if we have a key there now...
I guess we'll go in here and check what this is.
We're definitely coming back to that area behind me no doubt oh my lord okay cool last room Jesus
I am super high for goth agreement. Yeah
I think I'll meet them at which con to us really cool
What do we have in here? Ah ha another one. What up, bro?
Oh, the young human! I'm pleased to see you making this far, brother. I'm one of the four
elders of Goron Tribe. I'm called Goronbizo. You've heard of the plight of our Patriarch,
otherwise you would not have come to see me. Here, take this, brother.
We got a key shard, well that's 2 out of 3.
Now there is one more shard, but seeing as he has reminded me of the dangers that lie
in the path to it, there's something that may help you.
A weapon said to have been left in this mine by Hero of Old.
It is beyond price, and so we have protected it through generations.
No, when our tribe balances on the break of ruin, it could aid in our salvation.
Hero's weapons stored safely up ahead.
Talk to the guard and take it with you.
The Blessings of the Gorons.
O.T. Majora's Mask?
Probably O.T. for me.
The nostalgia factor is just crazy.
It is for both of them, but O.T. is just even more a nostalgia factor.
Aha, right.
Yeah, classic frog.
it's rough
Yeah, his core is crazy.
Sure, I didn't think about that.
Big circle room here.
Mini-boss, maybe?
Oh, wait, we're wrestling?
What business is a human have come in here none no business it's a forbidden place and
I'll protect this treasure from you this is a wrestling fight
Can I remove the boots?
Well I slide, okay.
I think I'm destroying him.
I think I'm winning, I'm kidding though.
I'm trying to push him off.
I'm pretty sure he's taking damage because you stunned him before he hits you right here.
I think he's taken damage.
Maybe not.
Okay, uh, anything else over here?
Nothing.
Oh.
Ow!
You got a game plan?
You got a-you got a game plan?
Oh, what the fuck?
OH SHIT!
YEAH!
That was tight.
Oh, that hurt a lot.
Who knew that humans were capable of such feats of strength?
Oh, maybe you are going to see the patch right of our tribe?
I'll see this weapon, dude.
Oh, so that is why you're here.
In that case, take the weapon of the Hero of the Faust.
And in exchange, you must save the patch charge of our tribe.
I'll see what this is.
That was a really fun fight.
I mean, all you have to do is just jump attack him.
I thought you had to use shield bash to interrupt him.
Alright, we gotta go this way.
We'll see what this weapon is regarding.
That shield bash is optional, right.
Oh, it's the bow!
This treasure the Gorons has said to have once belonged to the hero from the past.
I hear it from the past.
Yeah!
What?
I'm lucky.
Okay, you kids. I have to try it.
Oh, now I can destroy these lasers. Yeah.
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay, we're gonna get the chest though.
Not using Nintendo's cock-chop controls.
Yeah, no.
No.
This is not emulator close to me, it's PC.
Compass, right? It's gotta be compass. It has to be compass.
gotta be the compass anything else cool in here
there's a door here oh yeah there's a chest let's see what this is could be a
key that we need. It also be a Goron. It is a Goron, very nice. It's the last key part.
Ah, you hear it last! I heard that you might pay a visit, young human on far side and all things.
Here you go, the last key shard, combined with all three shards.
All three keys are completed with the big key... Oh, this is the boss key?
Hurry to the boss.
If you use that key, you can open the room where Darba is, the travel patchards being held.
Who knows what a powerful Darba is in his Ugratesque form.
I suppose I should trust your power, considering I came this far.
Hurry now, to the patchards room.
Oh, there's skinned lizards on the wall.
Purple?
50.
This game is fucked up.
I want to make sure I'm not missing like a hard piece here because I only want one more
to increase my health to five.
I was going to be six after this dungeon.
Nothing better than a dungeon.
I'm going to play Beyond Good and Evil?
Oh yeah, way back then, yeah.
Aren't they working on a new one of those?
I think so, right?
Oh, for like 15 years.
Yikes.
Okay, we can now shoot that to open that.
Okay.
Don't reach it from here, but these look a bit weird.
falling for your tricks. I'm not gonna make jumping there right? No way.
That works. Okay.
Oopsy. Luckily you only lose half your health if that happens, so that's good.
Right, so we need to get up there by activating magnetism over there?
Okay.
Dude, the spin attack is so good.
No, that wasn't a death.
You only lost half your health when that happened.
No death.
Now we can go up here.
You can use bow upside down, very nice.
Why not aggro this guy though?
Might be fine.
So friendly.
Okay, that's toy range.
Now we just let go.
This game's so tight.
This is a really fun dungeon so far.
Good night, hugs, I'll see you well.
Yeah, we're back in the big room now, but now we can destroy this.
Activate this.
And now we are going over here.
And that just takes us back.
Okay.
Cool.
That will take me down there, which I don't need to go to.
Because that's where I was before.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, I see a purple.
Okay.
Fish!
Munko!
Moon top
This is not the same room as before it is
Except well, no it just looks identical, but this box is not moved
Wait does that mean there might be a key in the bottom of the lake here too
probably not the Lennox big one oh seven you thank you
right I have a bow
I knew that.
Alright.
There's two chests.
Oh yeah, this is this room.
But I needed both to explore this room.
A bit of a generous hitbox on these, we'll take those.
Okay, now we can kill the totem pole over here.
And then we can pull that out and maybe cook something.
Yeah, I'm lucky 120 FPS, I'm using B-Sync.
So now that we've done that, okay we're good, let's move up.
This is GameCubeM or WiiM, uh it's none, it's PC version, uh actually.
Very very good
Very
Okay, now that I've started I should probably kill the archers though, and they're gonna shoot me one moment
Which is probably
He's saying PC is obviously a joke, we all know there is no PC version of Twilight Princess.
Wait a minute. Before I go here, there's a chest under the water in this area.
I'm under the wolf. Please help.
Okay, yeah, I mean, we take the 50, that's good shit.
Damn, almost back at 4 on the rupees.
There is another chest.
I wonder if we can get to that using magnetism.
I don't really know where it is.
You cannot get the last chest in this room.
Oh, okay.
Thanks for the heads up.
Oh, yeah, it's up there.
I probably wouldn't have tried grabbing it until later anyways, seeing as it's up there
and I don't see anybody taking it up there.
Chat, it's fine.
It's really not a big helper at all.
There's literally no way up here.
I would have just come back for this later.
Bump, bump, bump.
No, I have no plans for Breath of the Wild, no.
Like, the reason I wanted to play Twilight Princess is because I've seen...
I don't know, a bit more like, what do you say, like a mature version?
It's not the right way to put it, but I don't see it like a darker version of Zellas.
I always wanted to try this, a bit more edgy version.
And I thought a while then, Tears of the Kingdom looks good, but I don't feel like playing it.
I saw this play in Tears of the Kingdom.
I'm happy with that.
I'm still looking for ways to get up there.
Alright, moving on, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Okay, um, I don't know, I like this one, it's kinda like semi open worlds, but it's
also like pretty linear in ways.
Did I just shoot his arrow?
Cool.
Dude, why is the bow so powerful? It just one shots everyone.
Oh, chest here.
Rather cumbes is just too good, dude.
I swear.
machine link at it again please don't want that heart off
both fight now oh shit the fire temple boss
There's only one chest I've missed and I can't grab it right now.
First floor!
Chest!
It's not an important chest? No. No. It's not. It's not right. It's not an important...
No. It's not. It's not an important chest. Dude, getting back there is so ass. Is it
Triforce? Yeah, of course. It's probably a Rupi. I'm just gonna assume it's a Rupi
one. Cuz getting back there requires me to... Yeah, it's really annoying. Let's
Let's pretend we didn't see that.
Fireballs!
Oh, shit, he's huge!
Total!
What's his name?
Oh yeah, virus.
Twilight igniter, virus.
Okay.
Run, man!
I don't know what Dazzlepillar is on him.
Oh wait, what?
Okay.
Okay.
That works.
He has the ring of fire.
Can I meddle you what you're doing this? No.
No other targets around? I got no fire arrows, so keep doing this. Don't fix what ain't broken.
Oh wait, there is magnetism! Why?
Why magnetism?
Oh, grab it!
Oh, that's why magnetism!
Come here!
I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, you can't pull it otherwise.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
What's it do?
Yeah!
Fuck yeah.
Now it took me a while to see the handles on the chains.
Let's go long!
It's so satisfying.
Just looking to your kitchen, stuff just out of the oven, oh, is she getting done?
Some lot of goutu was great, yeah.
I need one more, like, a fifth of a heart piece to get another heart.
And then I get a full heart piece now.
Big hearts.
Wait, there is a pity mechanic where if you don't find out what to do,
you can defeat him with a bow alone.
Oh, he actually takes damage from that.
Huh.
Eee-hee-hee, well done!
Now we have two few shadows.
Hmm, you know, you've been very helpful so far. So as a reward, I'll tell you an interesting story.
Zant.
That's the name of the King of Darkness who cast this pall of shadows over your world. Zant.
He's very strong. You would be nothing to him in your current state.
But Zant will never be my king. I have nothing but scorn for his supposed strength.
Not that your Zelda is much better. It still appalls me that this world of
light is controlled by that princess. A carefree youth, a life of luxury. How does
that teach... how does that teach duty? But I guess I shouldn't begrudge her the
circumstance of her life. She didn't choose it after all and I would never
wish harm on her no as long as I can get my hands on the few shadows I'll be
just fine one more left shall we okay wait so can I go back for that chest
Or can I teleport back to it?
I don't know.
In German he's called Zonto?
Oh.
Yeah.
Enter the dungeon again.
Wait, can I teleport back to it?
maybe she puts me in the beginning of the dungeon I don't know let's see I mean
I can't just go back there I it's just you got to climb the Goron Tower and yada
yada fuck the Goron oh you get back okay oh shit you mean the guy there I mean
I'm sure we'll speak to him now anyways dude I thought that was a dead
monster obviously he was taken over
we'll see him again
heroic long he's not dead no no he's alive
that's the whole point was the same man right
north of here across the plain and past the great stone bridge in the lands guard
about the spirit
You shall find one who you see.
Link.
Ilya.
You've got to save Ilya.
Those monsters left me with the other kids.
Who they most have taken her somewhere else?
Whenever I thought I couldn't go on, I would think of you and Ilya and hold on, Link.
See? I'm fine now.
Remember what I told you back in Horde on Link?
When I grow up I'm going to be just like you Link.
So you don't have to worry about me anymore, go help Illya.
Leave the children to me, I will watch over them, I swear it.
Do not let their faiths trouble you, go to those who need you.
Block, I wanted to go talk to the Goron.
In Hyrule, countless tales are told of the ancient hero, and your deeds bring them all
to mind.
May the graces of the great goddesses who shaped Hyrule bear you on your way.
What's the deal with that weird baby? Dude, beats me man, I have no idea.
The person you're looking for is in Lanier Province, right? Well good for you.
Head to the twilight that has fallen north of Kakariko Village.
Yeah.
Well maybe now that the town's flourishing...
I can check some stuff. I'm not flushing this I want to finish this game as long as I can finish it
before the 25th I'm happy which I feel like I should be able to. We're very grateful to you for
saving our chief and our precious minds brother. We caused a lot of trouble for the people of
this town it's our turn to repay them. Hey brother climb up on my back and I'll launch
you up to the hotel's hot spring hold on let me let me do it later alright brother
if you ever do you want to go up top okay it launches up there but I want to go in
here first the 25th it's a bond no no the 25th is jumping quest 26th is bond and
then I go to twitchcon the 29th I'm back home the first and then the 5th of
June is goth agreement so it's packed now that we're able to go back into
our minds I was finally able to bring Barnes a new delivery of bomb ingredients
brother yes like he's finally started selling him again should buy out Barnes
brand bomb sometimes say brother you want to go into a roofless store I can
launch you I know it's all good though let me buy some bombs
Hey now bud, how about this now? Yep, I'll eventually get my numbers together and open
up shop here. Well sort of, I guess I only got one type of bomb, but hey that's more
than none right? If only my storehouse had survived. Hey, in as bad as all that, I'll
add more types as we go. More bomb types. You know what? I'll buy this. What's this now?
You ain't got a bomb bag? Oh. I've got a special offer going right now. My bomb bag
premium kit, which comes with bag and bombs. Y'all take it. That's right.
You'll get to taste true height of perfection. What color is my eyes? My
Eyes are like three different colors. It's like...
I don't remember. Mika told me. They're like brown, green, and something else.
You can combine bombs and arrows to make bomb arrows. Oh shit, cool.
I'll save your letter with the details later. Okay, sick.
Yeah
Yeah
All right, we got it
24 hours a day, 7 days a week he's open, man.
Read that chatter's name?
I go- Aw for fuck's sake, I actually did not read that.
Goon now, bitch!
There's a real rest of my playthrough.
There's a path here. Where does this go? I already- oh my god.
Oh shit, Gens!
Oh shit, Gens!
Oh shit, Gens!
What?
Is this a heartpiece to fulfill my collection?
Yeah!
I collected five pieces from the new heart container.
Fill your life and energy.
Damn!
Look at all the parts now.
Crazy.
Wait, why does that look like a door?
I'm fucking dead.
That's totally a door.
Give me a help.
Perfect game for you, my man.
I can't see.
Oh, I don't think it works.
What'd you link me to, uh?
Oh, yeah, open waters, yeah, I've seen it, I've seen it, I've been linked it a lot.
Uh, don't know if I'll play it, I'll see I guess.
Oh, yeah, ask me that.
Try hit chickens. No! You don't hit the cult, man.
Where did this go? Oh yeah, graveyard. Wait, there is a stoner there?
But it's not really... it doesn't look like a stoner you remove with a bomb.
But I'll test it anyways.
No, I figured.
Oh, I have a golden bug!
Yay, ant!
I've caught a bunch of this. Let's...
The chest in the temple?
Well, I don't think I can... I can get the first one, but the second one...
I don't see how, to be honest.
I thought it would launch me all the way on top.
Now I gotta run still.
Yeah!
Whoa, good warm soak is just what my muscles need before evening falls, brother.
I'll sell stuff across from the bomb shop at night, I hope to see you there, brother.
Saved our chief, brother, and we're thankful. Now we're able to come back down to the village again.
Since this town was also attacked, I figured the townspeople would need supply, so my son brought some things down, brother.
At night, my son up was up a shop down below. It's only at night time.
Hmm, what is that up there?
Boy.
You're the funny baby shop, yeah well.
Yeah, sick launch dude.
I don't need to get I don't need to get launched here all heroes don't yeah
I've already done that one.
What gave me shield bash?
I heard this tower was also attacked by beasts and that I met with terrible fate.
It's shameful that we were so concerned with ourselves that we did not even help me.
I'm helping the little human up above keep watch to help relations between Kakariko village and our people on death mountain
You want to check out the view from up top? Yeah, sure fuck it. Yeah
Wait, where are you launching me? That doesn't look good. You said up top
Okay, I choose yeah, I choose that's right. What's in here?
pretty much solid yes true
he did it he did it he did it
wait chest you know what I'm good though
why is
house so damn quiet
Weird.
It's like a creepypasta house.
I'll be there soon I'll play the OT remake if it's real
Well, let's see what it looks like first
Could be cool. No, it's true. Yo, what up?
Link take me out. I'm up here keeping watch for the whole town
Yeah, any monsters try to attack and I'm gonna be ready. I'll shut my head off and warn everybody
Gee, but if I had a bow then I could just sit up here and shoot those nasty monsters
Hey, I know link you can show me how to use one come on, please show me how you shoot a bow link, okay?
Oh, yes
Okay, Malo's down there in front of the spring so go down and find him and show me from there. Oh
Shit, okay
You came but can you really use a bow? I've never seen you so much as hold a bow back in order
Whatever first off shoot through that
I guess that was a bit on the easy side how about that
Hey up here try to hit this
You hit it, you hit it. Thanks, Link. Oh, I guess, I guess you have a little bit of
skill when you concentrate. It looks like you've left some battles behind you.
Impressive
Take this
Yeah, I was gonna go. Yeah
Very cool. I guess we can head over to the next area. Well, yeah baby show
Are she but I think 65 Rob
Thank You Nasta ready
What is that
Hawkeye? Is Eyewear allows you to see this in office with the eyes of a hawk?
Oh, ponder rupees? Yeah sure, fuck it, I'll buy it.
So it says zoom in, it's a scope, if you want it.
Combine with the hero's bow. Nice.
The pulse will blur on the weaver, she can't even see.
I have any of these.
Tease Ko-Fig?
I mean, yeah, it can happen for sure.
Ah, fuck it, let's go.
There's a place in Hyrule Field Ike to use a bomb also.
Barthun and Chest?
I think it's just Rupees.
I'm pretty damn sure.
It's gotta be just Rupees.
Right?
Aw, fuck.
Greetings, Mr. Link! I've come to deliver a letter! There's a letter for you, Link! Two letters, in fact!
Okay, you know, I'm gonna go back and get that chest. Well, my business is concluded. Onward to mail!
It's me pre-stream.
Yeah, I've heard of it by having items available anywhere, yada, yada, yada, yada, yeah, bomb
arrows, yeah, yeah, yeah, ok, so I've been to each of these, it's been a lot of time
and I'm planning a trip to a new location just so you know, continue to do it, and
remind each other again, ok.
Listen, before we go, I'll use a bomb there, I'll go back and get that damn
chest to see what it is.
But the thing is, there's another chest I can't grab there yet.
Ka-ka-ri-ku village, ka-ka-ri-ku village, ka-ka-ri-ku village.
Yeah, I was thinking that I can get it after I figure out how to get the second one.
Which I can't do yet.
I actually- there's no way for me to get the second one.
No.
No. No. No.
Otherwise, it's a double trip.
We'll go back later, yeah.
There's no point.
I'm going to this bomb rock here.
Ten arrows in the chest.
Yeah, true.
Yeah
Die shit game what's over here
Whoa.
Cool.
Wait, am I?
No, I'm not.
Wait am I? No I'm not.
This is not on game 2.
Yeah, go you what up a 73 man some kind of maze here
Okay, there's something here over here, but it's a pro
It's a gimmick, uh, I might, let's see here.
I don't have anything I can fuck with this.
Anything that likes to like it too. Yeah, it was really good
Like one of the best early access is very solid very very solid early access
Spoder
Oh it's a baby chest.
Okay.
Put it away.
Not n-n-n-n-n-n-s.
What?
Oh, I- it looks like a blue heart.
Okay, yeah, another hard piece. Sick.
Wait, can I just bottle them?
I'm just gonna put the bow in the- oh.
That's what you do in Ocarina of Time, right?
But after you kill them though...
I need lens of truth I'm thinking to have any other gimmicks
The person looking for it, yeah, I know.
Head to the toilet, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Where's another wingman I haven't been?
AI limits DLC?
Oh, the roguelite DLC?
Ah, no plans for it right now.
I've only played the base game of AI Limit, it was good though, it was good.
slope license of an ion? I guess I would violence sequel.
Hey, you Zonerab big 83, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Oh wait, I haven't been here.
Maybe the Poe will become visible when you light all the torches in here.
What the fuck?
Sleuthge?
Skoo!
Oh!
Yellow Chew Jelly!
Sit it in lantern- oh you can refill your lantern- oh, okay.
got no piping plants or he saw a quarry holy sorry for that
later rupee
well we'll leave that pole for later I need to expose him somehow
unless you give me your nut
You can't log target on them though so I'm not sure about this.
Yeah, but yeah.
Okay, fine, I'll leave you alone.
No stone lock here.
Nuts not strong enough.
Yeah, true.
True, true.
All I've praised is lovely so far. I've done two dungeons, Forest and Fire.
On my way to the North map.
Maybe a 2B mod will show.
Let me see the map here.
Yeah, I guess we're supposed to go here and North like that.
probably so we go back to the other field unless there's a hard piece up
there what I definitely can't grab this right now no way
Is the boat coming to you too? Yes!
A Jolonium? What the... uh, thank you?
Elder God Bomberman?
Wait, there's another, uh, rook here.
I'm long.
Oh wow.
Nice.
There's like paths over there.
I mean, I'm sure I'll explore it eventually anyways, there's another path that leads
into the field there.
Wait, hold on.
Where?
Like, this path right here.
Aha!
Sorry, horse.
We're like play Bible Black?
No?
Okay, so this was a little shortcut, okay, I guess.
Alright.
We're not going to this field yet.
I'm pretty sure we're going north from the bottom field.
You're loading with 70, thank you.
Let's see if we can get there and see what it looks like.
And we're going to furry max, I guess.
What was that?
Yeah!
What?
No!
Come here!
Fucking birds!
Where is the bug?
I see it.
My bug.
My bug.
My bug.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
yeah a beetle bug fans yeah how many
koto seeds is that it breathed a while
like 800 or something that's fucking
Mental
No 900
Wait what
Maybe it's north over the long bridge there.
Prisoner is in La Nier province, yeah, well good for you.
Head to the twilight that has fallen north of...
Oh yeah, it's north of Cacarico Village.
What the hell am I doing here?
Cacarico?
Cacarico.
Well, Cacarico is here.
Yeah, it's over here.
Oh wait, well, I just want to log the shortcut for that, so.
Yeah, we're chillin' hard and tight.
Cacarico!
Good night, bird, it was a good one, man!
Anyways, scene?
Yeah, I think so.
I think we just picked this up tomorrow again.
Uh, the schedule below says I'm not live tomorrow,
but I forgot to update it.
normally it's Tuesday so yeah Tuesday I'm not live but tomorrow we continue this
I want to see more temples and shit man it's really good
Kakariko so the right path here takes you to Kakariko you can skip going to
Kakariko by just going through here that was a rock probably a root piece
Yeah, I could raid me guys doing a baking stream and she wasn't going to test the stuff.
No, I never played Skyward Sword.
That was the last non-opernworld Zelda.
No, I don't think I will, scientist. I'm good.
Yeah, this was the long bridge where I did the Bore King. But this is definitely north of Kakariko Village, so it's gotta be here.
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Well, sorry, but I need to place it so close, but it isn't what it is.
Dude, the bow is crazy in this game.
Emergency to the kick stall?
Yeah, I checked it out a few days ago.
I haven't played it, but I saw it.
It looks pretty fun.
Oh.
Well, now I'm locked here.
Okay.
Yikers.
Yikers!
I can't fight the shadow dudes.
I'm not a wolf.
The old shield button and press A you can get off her quick.
No way you can brace like this. Oh, sick! Yo, thanks. That's awesome.
When's that like gonna play good games, right? No, I haven't watched Project Hill Mary yet, but I will.
For sure.
Maybe for these, you need...
No.
Okay, worth a shot.
What the fuck is this?
Huh.
Dank.
I need like a wheelchair thing like an elevator
What suicide yes, they're master whatever
There it is
Yeah, it's a pretty good time for any ways here
pretty good time midnight in it why do I stop playing Zelda games I feel like I
kind of just grew out of them like I preferred other stuff really so yeah
you continue tomorrow man I really want to see the other temples and shit it's
really cool yeah I'm not enough gore exactly look we look how many pieces we
have now look how many bugs we have dude to holy shit you need a male and female
version do we raid meca I guess we do yes she wants me to test the stuff it's
all go and do that on her stream the mirror I just bought the best girl in
the entire franchise in this game and named her midnight SMH my head we're
gonna continue this tomorrow chat it's actually really fun to stream very
lovely hey you very lovely I'm gonna go test some that baking stuff on me to
stream you're John of xv62 thank you brother thank you appreciate it
well I find Rika forget all the bugs yeah hopefully hopefully it's Riku it
Hey, put bugs in him.
Carry the pack rat.
No, I don't need to rate it 24-7 channel.
It's fine.
Is that a co-op thing?
It looks like it, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're continuing.
Toilet Princess tomorrow.
It's really fun to stream.
Thanks for keeping company, Chad.
I appreciate it.
Really, really fun.
Yeah, apparently you can hear me
and Mika stream this whole time,
Yeah, and this because her game is so loud
Anyways, I was ready to say hi, but a bing-ba-boom
Yeah, I will see you all tomorrow chat appreciate you
Bye-bye. I
Love you guys
Our shit do we elast 11 rate and I say that I think I said that let's do it last 11 rate. All right
Alright, see you tomorrow, Chad. I appreciate y'all. Bye-bye.