Elajjaz
(Day 2) First time Twilight Princess (haven't played a Zaldo since Wind Waker)
05-18-2026 · 8h 56m
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Hi there!
What up, TREVMAGIC?
What up, Adam?
What up, Adam?
What up, Adam?
Hey, Seattle, it's 84.
Hey, we got stalling, man.
It's early.
Who do you even chat on Depart with?
Damn, evening free pressure?
Crazy.
Crazy.
How deep in are we aren't you I'm not beating this game today probably takes like four streams I imagine I
Ended up falling asleep on the catch and let me off hard to make it
I made it I did a force temple and then I did the fire temple the Goron stuff and I'm on my way to the next
The thing I haven't been stuck anywhere so
So we'll see.
It's 15-4 right now, I always say evening after like, oh, I see, I see, I gotcha.
Is there a randomized for this game?
Oh, I'm sure there is, yeah.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Ah.
Corky Tahlan can beat 43 hours.
Yeah I tend to always be quicker than how long to beat.
How long to beat says 10 hours?
I think to beat it in 8.
You watched German play Blades of Fire last night.
Was pretty good.
Was quite surprised by it.
I played that.
I had a sponsor with it when it was on Epic Games.
That game is really long, apparently.
Let me show you.
You know it's the blacksmith game?
Were you blacksmith your weapon?
It's like a hack and slash kind of?
Yeah, it's not on Steam, yeah.
It got a 2.0 release. Have they like fixed stuff? I saw I read some negative reviews off stream on this and it says
You can't turn off motion blur and stuff like that
Yeah, PVT, thank you
Yeah, let me see. I mean, maybe they patched it. I don't know
Full version they added motion blur and depth of field to such a dizzying degree you cannot
turn off motion blur. Setting options allow on set performance quality no off. Okay.
I thought this game was pretty cool I did I did yo Ed what out mathematics 29
Climbing game, Wired Tokyo?
What?
Is this actually like a rage-like?
We're joked about a lot here, but have you played the Kingdom Hearts games to spot how much of a mean they are
I played Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 yeah
Long a time ago
Stone Machia. That's on my wishlist 26. Yeah, I play Bond on the 26
Damn so many games coming out at the same time
Ah, gosh.
Like three years ago? No. No. It was a long time ago. I played Kingdom Hearts.
Yeah, almost, yeah.
Yeah, true.
There's apparently a new infamous game in the works.
I never played it.
There's apparently a new infamous game in the works.
I never played them. I'll only play the demo on PS3 back in the day.
Food slingers is a ladlite?
Hey, me!
Ta-da!
We got so many ladlites lined up, man.
This looks like Overcooked for like first person.
pizza is go to take 75 days yeah more out thanks to gamble with friends would be really
fun gamble fun gamble with friends yeah that's tight so last time you're just a group of
friends going into gamble all like goose chase whatever this is this actually
looks really fun I guess you have to hit like quotas right hey snake takes 23
what up lab bar what about the brogalactic yeah I like I play that
That's really good too. I haven't played it much much though
They guess thieves
Hello, Wolfie knows
Stealth action heist game, okay.
looks get dishonored like
publishers name me agabits publishing
what is this from is see a guy so make
listen to this oh yeah
Frosty thinks 77, dude.
This song is so damn nostalgic for me, it's crazy.
I almost tear up listening to it.
I'll play Skong if you sacrifice your firstborn to the Abigail.
Listen, Skong will happy enough to sacrifice anything.
Oh
Yeah for more inspectors to direct this X and thief deadly shadows Paul except. Oh, yeah, it's very thief. Yeah
Okay
Whatever my corpse party I've been asked about corpse party a lot
I think I might have seen that anime wait. There's a 2021 game
Wait, what?
2021?
Did it get like a re-release?
Doom.
It's a remake, really.
Is this like RPG or like what is this?
Psychologic Warpix.
Like I wonder, or is it just like choices, I guess?
should watch the family latest on the hero's purpose series so many years it was so well
done in a way makes sense Lore-wise I have watched the one with Majora
I don't remember yeah this one yeah hey you let's watch it
I can still feel it's power.
Okay, okay, I still leave it, I definitely heard about it.
What is Majora's mask?
And now that imp has it.
Yeah, who's Majora?
What are these calls called like school kids or something I don't remember
Skull Kid, yeah, Skull Kid's here.
Yeah, is that 20 rupees?
Aw, he's so cute.
He's having fun in the forest.
I
Oh
Was it keen I did who made this
I should have heated the ancients morning.
Nothing can withstand its power.
Yeah, it's cool, man.
It's cool.
We're talking earlier about our interest in watching Iron Lines.
It's going to be a principle on YouTube movies starting May 31st.
Ooh, okay.
Yeah, I'll watch it.
I'll watch it.
For sure.
I've seen this super extra prepared link
Man Majora's mask is so cool. Is there a remake of Majora's mask? I don't remember
Link the video. I forgot link is an emote now for this game. Yeah, here it is 3ds. This is a 3ds remake. Yeah
Damn, this was a nine years ago this animation
Yeah, damn crazy I
Did the thanks 38. Okay, by Lee thanks 21 Tiger fish for the Midna Simpson chat
Why'd you link me? Oh
Damn, what is that Midna on is this Gengar Gengar?
Wait, this is Gengar, no, yeah Gengar, yeah, yeah, I got it dude, my Pokemon knowledge
is coming out man, let's go, yeah let's go Tiger for sick dude, Gengar is best Pokemon,
I don't know about that, I don't know about that man, well it's launched a game, it's
almost 4pm, the guy that I'm using for this is called Tiffany, it's done a bunch of Zelda
custom orcas recovers oh shit okay oh I've heard this yeah okay I see yeah I
was linked this before
12 years ago yeah
It's very good.
Link?
I'm sure.
Here we go.
What the...
Link!
Yeah, what happened?
What the fuck though, what the fuck?
Link!
Yeah, what a mantle.
Let me fire up the game. Play this and meanwhile.
My mouse is low on batteries, that was my PC, don't worry, and this is also my PC.
Oh, I didn't make a sound.
Oh, god, that's the only thing going on.
I don't think I need anything.
if you need some steamboat games check rune dies and cursed words oh I'm gonna
I'm playing a Deep Rock Galactic survivor a lot right now.
Yeah, it's Bob, it's 26, mine too, it's 59, take it in, Tragic Lagger, it's 28.
Omelette man
Ruin and dice
Huh oh, yeah, this doesn't look like it will be a big thing to be honest already
It's not out yet 19th of May. There's a demo. Okay. Oh shit. Okay, cool
Huh like a whole RPG element he said cursed words
The word game that isn't cool, okay, tell us to play a file score.
Okay, so this is like road like stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, let's start.
It's 4pm.
P.M.
A dungeon crawler too, yeah.
Yeah there's so many, dude, Steam Deck is actually so good.
It's actually so good.
It is.
No, this is not my Zelda arc, I'm just playing Twilight Princess because I've always had
interest in playing this and yeah.
this dusklight version came out so like this is as good as time as any
And all on you stole buying one. I actually I didn't actually buy one
Bottom right update. Ah shit
It's not gonna like fuck something up if I update it
Ah, how do you update this I think you just like replace the file or something
I'm kind of scared of installing this, what if it like fucks up my save file or something?
Yeah, download and replace, that's it, but it's not going to kill my save file.
I don't know if I need to update, I mean it says what they added here.
Experimental, OpenGL, run on devices don't support Vulkan, Captive-PSOB or something like that.
smoother resample buildup scaling many many fixes improvements for interpolation
better achievement logic for skyward characters item wheel pulse buffer now
to play synchronized frame
yeah I don't know hey you I don't know if it's needed I'm scared it's gonna like
kill my save file I don't think it would though because I think the save files
are in a different folder
I'll I'll download it. Let me let me redo this then
Oh seven
Is it so over
Alright, I have it.
Let's see.
I think it's fine.
I do believe it's fine.
I believe it's fine.
Bu..
there we go.
I don't know if I safe IN Paint or not.
I don't know if my safe wall is there, for sure it is.
I need to bomb that, the rocks.
Crackalaxe 23, Berthex 58, Drieker knows, he's 11.
Yeah, I could check those games out on Steam Deck when, but I'm not tired at all of Deep
Brogolactic Survivor.
That game's so fun, man.
It's so good.
My save file is still there.
It is still 5 unlocks for every weapon.
Do you mean the mastery stuff?
As far as I understand, they patch that.
So you only need to do one mastery challenge per thing and that's it, you're done.
That makes fifty no harm, thank you brav and borna, maybe we can drop Fable 2 through Xenia.
Oh yeah, that's true, Fable 2 could be cool.
Yeah, classic red name, yeah, yeah, yeah, cause I was looking that up, I was thinking, so you have different, like,
Uh, hazard levels and the higher hazard level you play on the better up could you get but it's not like that at all
You just have to do the mastery once and then you're done
It doesn't matter what hazard level or anything
So that's cool. Otherwise in case apparently before 1.0. You had to do like
Every hazard level or something which was an insane grind
Look at that is it is it one more piece I need
Is it three pieces? I don't remember.
Or is it four? Was it four pieces?
Smurke-a-rave is like 63! Yeah, I was going to...
Three pieces. Okay, yeah, so we're getting the third one now, yeah.
So sick.
Wait, what? Where does it belong to me? Hey, you!
Why are they in front of me? They shouldn't be in front of me?
Whatever, forgive.
Gothic Remake is Gothic 3 levels of Jankren's reviews, fuck yeah.
Yo Yami takes the 1-on-1.
Yeah, at TwitchCon, I'm going to a, uh, Gothic thing, that'd be fun.
I'll look forward to it.
It's very good, Rigo, it's so simple to, to, to install.
Legit, takes like one and a half to two minutes.
so fast and it runs beautifully
ah what happened to my horse i don't know it doesn't matter there's like a wall
up here i stopped up here because we're turning into
we're turning into uh lion uh
probably not a lot better you're gonna play more zealot for this I have no
plans to I only had interest for this game I would have this well I think I
make up a twitch con yeah yeah she's doing it I think I haven't had my zinc
today oh yeah I've been to Malamar this dude that character is so weird
Ah, we're finally here.
There's only one few shadow left.
It's the last of the twilight you'll see, I guess.
Whether or not you accomplish your final task in survival is up to you.
But yeah, I have no interest in any other Zelda.
I watched this play, seriously, the Kingdom, a lot.
And I don't feel like I need to play it.
cool hey you yo fizzle thanks 69 is what will you do
hey you
oh I'm gonna let you into this wildlife yes we got to do one of them bug hunts
again but this is the the final twilight it's a she just said so maybe no more
bug hunts after this the tornado take this oh you mean when you throw the you
throw the boomerang you do like a long jump I haven't done it but I was told
about it it's like what they do to break the entire game in speedruns
Alright then, guess I'll have to help ya.
What a shame that this is the last of this wildlife.
I have become so fond of seeing it covering this world.
Hi Tom.
I'm not Tom, you're Tom.
Where's my fireplace?
Fun to mess with the pricing, Lezy?
Yeah, like mash be or something or is it really the last you'll see it's not what she said
Shall we get going yeah, we shall whole fixing my fireplace
There's no bald spot I have a zero bald spot
This music is so dank.
Oh, whoops.
Give it up.
If we were to go somewhere else, I wouldn't be able to walk back here.
Okay, fine.
Fine.
I didn't mean to do that, though.
I meant to use the snip-snip.
Sniff.
Heart!
Sniff!
Oh yeah, right.
But Ling, can you at least promise me this?
Just come home safely.
She got shot by an arrow.
Brutal. Forget the youth scent and learn a new smell.
Okay.
Scent of Ilya. You and Kairi smell the same.
You smell the girl don't you?
I can tell by the look on your face.
Well good it's another clue then but this thing could be quite old I wonder if she's
still alright hey this do you have a favorite Zelda out of all the ones you've played
lead.
link to the past is so good dude. that game is so good.
I haven't seen this castle before so we've finally made it back here with only a little
further to hang in there probably OT or this one and then it's good but the time so it's
a bit tilting right yeah I haven't played Majora's Masking so damn long and yeah I remember you
have to like have the song of time to like revert and shit but I don't remember
exactly how it goes or so I'd like to say but it's going a lot harder from
here on out all right then let's get started but the two dungeons I've done
in this game so far have been really good best I like the Goron one more
than the front of forest one though the Goron one with the fucking wrestling and
and magnetized boots. That shit was awesome. So good.
Oh yeah, Swiftchart, thanks for the prime.
Thank you.
Crazy how elderly in cop is, if I can shameless, dude.
shameless is there anything down here well kind of
enemy damage times to it no hearts from environment is hard mode yeah I'm not
really playing as Zelda for difficulty though I'm just vibing dude vibing with
chat is fun yeah this is dusk law here there is a path up here talk to me now
it should be a spirit whose life was told somewhere in these lands to you
know what to do right yeah yeah gotta find a spirit first on the bugs you
finished all yesterday five five was the bullshit oh this did you play on hard
difficulty because it is a mega ass that the whole final segment is so ass on
hard difficulty even on normal it's yeah you did yeah it's so ass it's terrible
I've played on this inferno three times on stream I think but only I think one
of those was on hard mode because it gets so damn tedious
Oh, this is locked. Okay. I'll go west then.
Yo, what up, Cyberblade?
Which version of the game is it? This is Dusklight. It was just released.
Oh, this is also locked?
Okay.
Well, what I'm gonna give it, Thai curry?
No ice.
Okay, one way to go then.
Sure.
your stream so if God of War one on hardest we're crazy yeah it's uh that's
also a pain
we can go east oh west something to the right no we call him you have to get up
no we can never mind what's over here though
Oh, yeah, I need to find those howling stones so I can learn new moves.
Oh, yeah, I did get a new scent this true.
It's all good.
only like one path to go
Oh the synths
really wish I had like a finishing move with that with a wolf of a double
Oh, yeah, here it is see all the spirits here.
I have the hold attack move, but I mean like when they're down like human Link Hyrule Castle
Town.
Whoa.
Do you miss anything good?
No, just looking for the final piece.
Did you hear? They say that Azora child collapsed near here.
I thought Zoras were typically found up north, right? I wonder why one came down here.
Well, I heard that he was taken to the bar on the other side of the southern road.
The bar, you mean Telma's place? Hmm, she's got a rough.
Aww.
Just say you want to maul them with their defense on the ground. Yeah, that's true.
Are you singing?
medical clinic okay they got medical attention yes she got shot obviously so
makes sense
could I ever play current time on stream no never never ever
Oh, what up?
I heard a boy pass out.
When? Where?
I don't know.
OK.
Agoron.
No, Pushing.
If you want, hold spring water.
Form one line.
Oh, there's a bug.
Oh wait, there's a bug here!
Huh, I haven't even found the spirit yet, but...
Can I still grab them?
Nooo, because you need the bead thing!
Aw...
Telma's Bar
Huh. What up, Amelia? This boy, can you save him? All right, little lady, try to settle
down, okay? I just know. I just now sent for the doctor, you know. But this is strange,
child of the Zoras? I wonder if this is at all related to the incident? The soldiers were talking about him back.
Oh, what an emotional reunion. Yes, a girl and her wolf.
Sorry, we know how it goes. These folks can't see you either.
I received orders from above to investigate why we can't go to the spirit spring in Lake Helia.
Yeah.
Okay.
We gotta get there.
We've got a ton of complaints from citizens who can't send prayers to the spring spirit of Lake Helia.
Go there. The location is the one I showed you on the map earlier. Got it?
no hey iron what else what study it and know it well okay okay yeah low lake
Lake Hylia is an ocarina of time, yeah.
It's where the water temple is, right?
Hey, you.
So we have to go here and then down here to Lake Hylia.
Or, wait, can we go south?
we just go this way? Oh wait what? Oh what's gonna happen does if you're not of
hot spring water too? Okay so we can't go here. I have a limited supply of hot
spring water. The race goes to the swifth as it is said. Hey Jacob, thanks to ATman.
Thank you.
Awww.
Did you still not understand why people hate water temple that much?
I think because a lot of people played it as like kids, and it is like the most complicated
temple out of them.
So you just remember it being ass.
Heh.
Soon, I shall make a killing of this town.
Like if you were to do it now, it wouldn't be as complicated when you're grown up.
Probably right?
Okay, I think we just gotta go this way.
Thank you, Xanio.
Isn't Shadow Temple way more complicated than anything in Water Temple?
Uhhh...
I'm trying to remember Shadow Temple.
I just remember a bunch of guillotines and stuff.
And you have to use Lens of Truth, yeah.
I remember Shadow Temple being pretty straightforward, right?
Achillea's newest hangout, Fire and Fobby's Watertop, Land of Fantastization, head right
for the Fibafile main attraction.
Hmm.
Oh.
Great bridge of Achillea.
Oh yeah, there's no water.
Damn.
getting into it wait let me see isn't shadow temple in like the graveyard
you have to use like the big fire AOE yeah yeah I can't remember correctly then
Dins fire yeah it's large bridge spanning Lake Helia is the largest in
Hyrule and offers excellent lake views. Yeah, what lake though? There is no damn lake
Hey, do you smell anything funny? It is great side so easy to install too. Oh
This is oil run
Good shot.
Oh, no, we're trapped!
Get out of here!
Fucking how?
What do you mean, get out of here?
I love this ambience it's so silent hill
Oh, that was a close one.
We're lucky there was a puddle down below, huh?
So this is Lake Heliab, but there's so little water.
Sounds like the spirit spring should be somewhere around here as well.
Anyway, let's take a look around.
Oh, is this like Zora's Domain?
Cool.
Let's have a look.
See?
I mean, we have some.
This is the Wii game? I don't know which version this is. I mean this is the recent PC version,
like the Twilight one. Hey, want to cheat? This is GameCube main menu, okay. Oh yeah,
does you're right at us. I'm too old for this. Fair and fobbies water top land of
fantastication. Fantastication? It's our grand reopening at our new lake bottom
location. We... yeah nice lake. Don't lakes have more? I don't know water?
Did the Zoras who live upriver do something?
Or is it a curse from that spirit that floats around up there?
Okay.
Whatever.
It's not like I can go up and complain.
That's way too high.
Was that a customer?
Yikes!
It's a monster!
I need some rupees bruv, I guess I need a heart too.
There's so many hearts now, holy.
That was fine.
Monstrado?
Let's see, where did he point up?
Up there I think.
gotta get up there okay what if I kill this monster will it react what up guns
oh
I have this game on we as a kid I ripped my hair out when looking for guys
because they were all on game keep and I couldn't figure out why it was all
Oh, so the Wii version was the mirrored one.
What up Mateo Machina?
Lovin' it captain.
Game's really good so far.
Yeah, because Link was left handed, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Come on over here, buddy.
Yeah, so satisfying.
The bird sounds like someone's screeching on an Xbox one.
Does this not work on these guys? No it does. It's high frames.
Oh, you winked the bird? Let's go. Thank you Rachel Bottle.
What?
Hey, stop it!
I'm your new master now. Settle down, okay?
Hey, why don't we use this guy to get us all the way to the lake's water source?
Ha ha ha! Settle down, okay?
Yeah, that's free. Wait, but we need to go to the- okay.
Oh shit, eye control?
Zoom!
No attacking here.
Doot!
Doot!
I was, I was looking at chat, I was, hey careful now, what do you think should we try again?
Yeah sure.
I'm using a place to controller.
I was reading a comment in chat, dude, I, ah, eyes on the screen.
I guess if you press the no, you go back to like, you know, I can explore, I guess.
But now I can look at chat, I know these ones, this is free.
And now I gotta look at chat.
Lag.
I always liked that exploration in old Zelda, it was a bit more in Petromania, like it's
cool to go back and grab some of the couldn't before, yeah is it, are the new Zelda's not
like that or I know they're like very open world but don't you have to like
backtrack or whatever
wait is that a that's a new move it's gotta get over this to be easy with
Midna
ah we're already here that bird turned out to be more useful than I expected
well then where's the village of the Zoras let's look for it it's getting
cold hurry up nice fro I mean what are those zores up to anyway the rivers run
totally dry right I can't work like this cold I miss my fur coat I miss some
hearts man thank you yeah do the the
frohead physics peak can we jump here
right now no
hmm okay I really want to get that was
in open waters trailer yeah I did I did
okay we can't go here either I mean if
If I jump down, surely that's what I gotta do, because there's no way back up.
I think we're running here.
Hey, B-cloner, thanks to 8.
What is this?
Ice?
Huh.
Cool.
I got to remember there was a howling statue there.
We need those secret moves man, they're so cool.
This is Zora's domain.
It's frozen just like in Ocarina of Time.
Oh hey, what's going on here?
I thought it was getting...
I was getting old colder, but who would have thought that it would all of be frozen?
This is the Zora Village, right?
Why don't I see any then?
Well, anyway, let's check things out.
Let's find the Zoras.
We can jump here.
Nice.
You can get up from here and let's go.
Sure. Yeah.
We jump here, midnight? Yeah.
What?
Scam.
Jump King.
I was waiting for like, I stuff.
Oh my lord.
Okay.
Okay, can you ask me if there's anything to date on the stream? It's desync my whole week. Oh shit, it is.
Yeah, I'll tell him.
Okay, you.
I'll tell him. Yeah, relatively bored, like 63, thank you.
I need some hearts! Come here!
Yo, what up, we came to a small 4k kilometer walk today. Let's go, dude, nice work.
Is this the spirit?
DIE!
I can just use that on single enemies. They just get one shot by that attack instead of
I actually spam attack him
That music is so dank dude. I love it
Portals open here, too. We can finally war if you want to breathe the air of the world of light for a moment
Let me know I'll take you there. I saw good
Whoa, hey down look below the ice
Nice.
Oh, Zoras.
Frozen.
Those are the Zoras.
Wow.
This is really strange.
What in the world happened?
Hey, what do you want to do?
We can't just leave him like this.
Are you growing a heart, Midna?
I think we all need to...
I think all we need to do is thaw them out.
It does us no good to just stand here thinking,
let's leave and come back later.
The portal should work for us.
We need to find a way to melt the ice and then come back here.
Okay...
Come back here later.
I mean, I see torches and stuff here, so we gotta remove the twilight, huh?
Uhhh...
portals. I guess we can go back to the bridge, but for that I need to teleport.
F**king A! F**king A! Yeah the bridge here, the one that got set on fire. I don't
think it blew up but I have to like go quite a path I mean I can teleport here
and just run here I guess
got good equal work yeah it's pretty backtrack unless I'm missing something
could be missing something that's all right yeah it makes 51
I mean, there's also a path to the left.
That looks like it would take me.
The thing is, I don't know if it's blocked or not, but I mean we gotta go there and check.
It could be blocked, and if it's blocked, well, what if you can crawl under it?
here olibop x13 man wheel takes 98 and who like a game picks 51 what is to the
left there cuz that takes me right to the heliabridge
yeah it does let me see then there is a gate there
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Ain't no digging under here.
Alright, well then we'll do this, we'll open the portals, we'll zoom out, we'll teleport
here and we just got to go back I guess yo what up Saurax yeah this is dusk
slide, yeah. Wait, I actually have to go all the way around like that? That's crazy.
Why am I a dog? Because Link is the chosen hero?
And they said so.
Did I ever play Ratchet and Clank?
Jack and Dexter, Sly Cooper?
I- Ratchet and Clank, I played, yeah.
Uh, Jack and Dexter, I never played.
Sly Cooper, I never played either.
What's to the left over here? Is this a path?
Wow, that's... that doesn't look like a path. Unless...
Yeah, I think we gotta go all the way around back again.
It's not like we can't ignore what's happening as far as the main. Unless we can melt the ice, the water will never be restored.
We have to think of a way to melt the ice. Yeah, but I need to be human to melt the ice.
And I can't be human in the Twilight Zone, so we gotta find the spirit first.
Collect the bugs, and when we collect the bugs...
We can remove the Twilight Zone, and then...
Yeah.
Yeah, there's like torches there. You just melt it. That's what it worked. That's what
Did it knock enough? Oh
Right
The fucking bridge
The bridge
The bridge.
I'm gonna teleport back to Zora.
Unless...
I might have another idea.
I might have another idea.
Why can't I go up here?
I should have checked that when I was there.
Damn it.
I was I checked the West instead anything else we have over here I need to melt the frozen
Tell me why I had this game as a kid, but they made it mirrored if we're playing winners
Winner GameCube, because Link is left-handed in canon, but most people are right-handed.
So instead of making new animations for Link, they just mirror the entire game.
Apparently.
I'm going to hop down, how do I, is there a dig spot, is it like a secret?
I'm stuck, this is the first time I've been stuck in this game I think.
Well stuff it hasn't been long
That's a lot of health
did I give photos a video for mental very to make a last no nothing
Why there is a way up here.
Now why can't you let me jump over here we can jump everywhere but here
Jump
yo what up in the carpet as a model it's four years okay this won't take a long
trust trust I feel like I have it on the tip of my tongue so fuck what if I'm
overthinking though
Midna says there's nothing we can do here now.
And then a portal opens up.
of
all of these books
Where did that come from originally?
Oh yeah, we flew in with a bird.
Right, yeah.
Why would she say that?
okay you know what instead of just like running around in circles we could do
this portals map portals I mean I don't think I can maybe I can well unless I try
it I won't know so let's do it
Oh, yeah, it's the first chest in the fire temple I did fire, yeah, of course.
That only Wolf can use.
I actually like this though, this is the first time I don't know what to do.
But I'm checking my options.
I'm making sure.
I gotta explore every option that hops into my mind.
I mean, the bridge there is gone and I can't backtrack from the portal,
so I can't get to the Hyrule Town Center and shit anymore.
But now I am dug out here, and there must be a reason for that.
Right this was locked but I am dug out here wait if I'm dug out here what
happens if I okay let's just test this
Watching your playthrough on YouTube and I'm hooked. I'm at work just watching this. Yeah
Go to work greasy, but I am dug out here now. How?
Whoa
It's a monster everybody run, okay, so that's what happens if you do this so now everyone's fucking gone here
I'll think damn
Hey you a big bad will thinks 112 I mean there's no way in there
What path is this?
Let's see you jumped down there maybe there was a, did I have to jump down all the way
there but there must be a reason why I'm why I'm wolf outside in the Twilight
Zones now
why need a scanned version original game guide no it's alright it's alright it's
Sorry.
I talked to Midna, but she just says we need a way to melt
to free them from the ice right here below me.
Below me, there's a bunch of frozen Zoras.
So if I talk to her, what is it?
Now that we've seen it,
it's not like we can't ignore what's happening in Zoras domain.
Unless we can melt the ice, the water will never be restored.
We have to think of a way to melt the ice.
And this is all she says.
And then there's torches here,
But you can't like them unless you're human Link.
But you can't be human Link unless you remove the Twilight from the zone.
But I can't remove the Twilight from the zone because I can't get to the, um...
I can't get to...
Uh, the water spirit.
Because the bridge is broken.
Or the spirit, whatever.
So...
Okay.
So yeah, oh, that's path is over there.
Just leave them in the fridge for 24 hours to thaw them out shunt.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, it looks like there's like jump pads there, but that wouldn't take them anywhere.
I would need to go over there.
I'm alive.
Streamer stuck in a kid's game.
Nah, there's no way you're supposed to do that though, that'll be crazy.
I mean, okay listen, those bird monsters,
they are in regular Hyrule field too, but no way Midna is just gonna be like,
Oh, hey, let's ride this one.
And then I can ride...
...there.
And also, that's not gonna do anything, because we still need to restore the water.
Let's see here.
Yeah, there's no way up there for me.
Okay, hold on. Let me-let me-let me cook.
Let me cook.
So I can go here.
Can I
cook something here?
So you can't remove this ice, okay, just making sure.
It's not laughing. It's not fun.
We're gonna turn the oven on, yeah.
There's no way I'm supposed to like, no, that doesn't make sense.
No.
What's with this little platform, nothing?
Last time Chattery out, it's true.
Man's overthinking a kid's game as if it's two mated puzzles.
Well, the thing is, I can be a dog everywhere now.
And Midna literally says there's nothing we can do here now when you're in this area.
And then a portal opens up, so they want you to leave this area and fucking...
do something and I can't go around again because this bridge is broken and I can't
wait what is this left path was that stone blocked no yeah no that was the
darkness path yeah that was the darkness path okay um and then this is
just home what the fuck could I do there nothing I've already been a dog there
where haven't I been doge it's gonna go here and see if something happens
Yeah, I gotta dig 99 times on the ice, yeah.
I mean, yeah, you can jump here.
Wait!
Frost!
I mean ice.
This thing has been here for a while.
Oh, she can teleport this one there!
Ah, fucking mid-nup.
Okay.
Fuckin' A.
That's crazy.
It was hours ago that thing dropped from the sky.
Fuckin' A.
That is, that is kinda...
I mean that's before the fire temple that happens
But it's kind of easy to run into because you seeing as you can be a dog everywhere with it outside of twilight zones
You just go to zones where you haven't been a dog before and see if something happens. Yeah
Yeah!
That was so rewarding, dude.
Guarantee 90% of people playing this got stuck here for a bit.
They see the thing for 10 seconds and then it auto-off for 2 hours. Yeah, I know!
I mean, I didn't teleport there because I remember that thing.
I only went there because I can be a dog there now.
And then it's like, oh fuck Midna can teleport objects, which she's done once in the entire game so far
the bridge
Who knew that something so dangerous would come in handy
All right, the Zoras are safe now, so let's go
The ice melted and restored the water flow to normal. Can we finally meet the spirit of Lake Hulia? Yeah, let's go
Oh
You remember searching the world for that stone bridge at this point
It's just easy to forget but she can teleport stuff and then you also got to remember that fucking hot stone
Please, you must allow me to thank you for revitalizing both my people and the spring,
which is the water source for all the lands of Hyrule.
In life, I was the elder of the Zora village and the queen of my people.
I was called Rutella.
Not to be rude, but we didn't exactly do it for you guys.
The Dark Ones, they raided this village and, as a message to my people, executed me before
them.
Young man, you who take the form of a proud beast, I have something to ask of you.
When the dark ones descended upon our village, I sent my young one, Rales to Hyrule Castle,
to inform Princess Zelda of our fate, and that's why there was a Zora child there, okay.
But I feared danger followed him from this doomed place.
I feel it, his presence grows fainter to me over time, but my time in this world has passed,
Although I would give it gladly, I no longer have a life to risk in his rescue.
As I always said, please, would you save my dearest Prince Rales?
If you do this thing, I'll bestow upon you the protection of water.
The spiral grant you the ability to swim and respire in very deep water.
As if you were Azura.
Please save my son.
Hmm, so if we help her, she'll grant you the power to swim in deep water like Azora, huh?
So, what do you say, hero?
Oh, but now that I think about it, I don't suppose you should meet the prince as a wolf,
huh?
So no hurry to return you to the world of Light then, huh?
Well, yeah, now we've got to go to the spirit.
Also, now that the water is up, I should be able to go to the singing stone and learn
a new move eventually. Damn, that felt so good, bro. Anonymous gave fushusius up, thanks.
Combob takes 10, and average Darko makes about 9. Looks like the shock of that impact not
only raised the water level, but sped up the flow too. This water should flow all the way
down to the lake why don't you like take you there well I want to yeah I mean
yeah we will
whoa
I
Don't you be smart ain't no bunch that with her dead with a god this faster
I didn't go there for that firestone. I forgot that firestone existed. I
Only went there because I could be there as wolf now and I had already been to all the other areas
Aren't you awake yet?
Hey, wait, no, I don't want to go here. We got washed all the way down to Lake Helia.
I just I predicted looks like we're right in front of the spirit spring to boot talk about lucky
Let's go. It's not bad even get to the spirit. Well, hold on. I want to be here now. I wanted to
What if I teleport back up there because I don't want to forget about this stone
Does it just teleport you here or can I act well actually
It looks like you can get there from this park.
Okay, you know what?
Let's talk to the spirit and get the thing first.
Now that we're here.
I am the last of the spirits of light consumed by twilight.
Hero chosen one of the gods
Chosen one of the gods you have done well to make it this far. What our axe axe?
Gather my scattered tears of light that were stolen by shadow gather them in this
You got the vessel of light is crucial to collecting a tears of light
Yeah, yeah, we know that we know this section time to go top like up here
I'm sure you know by now the forms that these dark insects take when they steal our light in this shadow realm of
Twilight the insects are invisible like the humans in this world
Collect my light lift the final cloud of Twilight that threatens to cover all of Hyrule. Yeah
Well, okay, oh, one's right there, okay, but before I lift this, I need to go, oh, there
might be one on there anyways.
I
Lost one
I don't know I just feel so good to have progress in this game
Even if you just that was the first of my stuff, but he just feels good to just do the temples and shit
I
Whiffed
I've been inspired to pick my Dark Souls again after watching the Permanent Thrones.
I'm not sense fortress.
Yeah, let's go Mystic.
You got it, bud.
Okay, let's pick this one up.
Hey, you.
Customers won't come even though the water's back.
Maybe no one knows.
should go tell folks around town. So tired. Alright little bug react. Hey Yoshi. Alright
then we'll go and grab the bottom right one if we can. Is that another singing stone?
It is. So now I know two on the map. I can't get this one though I need to climb but there
There is one up there in Lake Hylia.
Nice.
Okay, then we're gonna take that water all the way east and it should take me to the
other
uh... wolfingstone
i'm gonna call them wolfingstones
all right you little bug
where you at
hey jossy
wow
was that over there
Oh, so we can take the bird there, I guess.
Hey, you.
Yeah, Zebra, that's a tier 286, thank you, dude, thank you.
Oh, I couldn't have gone there anyways, there's a waterfall up, but yeah, now we fly there.
This is the path I wanted to take.
Wait, there's bugs here?
Oh no!
Fuck, where is this one? Are you behind the rock? No, before the red. There, okay.
kill it hell with that oh wait stop electrifying stop electrifying fuck
Stop electrified kill kill it kill it so I bird kill it
What the fuck kill it kill it kill it
What I just both oh my god this fucking bird wait can I
Take out an easy darkness in the way it's easy, but I can't we'll use the lock on
I can burn segments.
I can or 1-0-2 do not!
Have I ever played a Zelda game on stream before?
No.
I don't remember.
I haven't.
Alright, this time it's different.
Alright, this time it's different. It has to be.
It's a bit easier when you lock up.
I didn't lock on on the first two just crashed into them and it works but these two were
trickier.
Ah!
Was getting this set up easy.
thing I ever installed. It was so quick. It took less than two minutes.
Yeah! Oh, and the bridge here is fixed now. Oh, bug. Oh, bug! What's that, a bug? Oh, nasty. Why is
Why is it so big?
Golly, I'm so sick of roughing it in the boonies.
In the boonies?
Never heard that before.
Alright, yeah, we have a wolf face though in here.
Okay.
Can I?
Okay.
okay
can I
okay
that sounded perfect
That's that's godlike
light
what
oops
my turn
okay what
Uh, I miss... okay, yes, too.
Why is this so hard?
I can't fucking do it!
How was that money?!
I
We're stuck here rest of the stream I guess
Oh there yes, I
Has it the one before that was correct though. It was that it was a robbery dude
Oh, fuck, I gotta do it again.
Let teachings of old pass to you. Take sword in hand and find me. Yes! And we know where
There's another rock too. It's in Lake Hylia.
Oh, you're over there? Okay, well we can't do that now, obviously.
Okay, uh, there I have one there.
Yellow dot, I don't remember. Oh yeah, I see you. Literally just saw it.
Okay, we gotta go, uh, up here.
Well.
fishing hole oh cool
do you think Prince Raleigh's pastor here he must have this is the only
waterway that connects to Hyrule Castle. Come, let's follow this path in search of him.
Okay, no, we're not doing that now. We're going to try to go up to Zora's first.
Or maybe you do that after... No, but you don't save this...
I don't know, I want to go here.
Hey, we can climb up. Yeah, that's cool, bud. Let's not.
I
Double nice
Only five more to go and then there shouldn't be any more bugs
Yeah, I'll take a 10 rupee.
Okay, alright, it's up there so we climb up.
Plus, thanks to the floor! Thank you.
It appears that the cave to Snow Peak is still frozen.
I suppose we'll have to wait a bit longer.
Okay, nothing here.
Why fursona? Apparently it's a circle.
It's a cross between a wolf and a shark.
Nice.
Oh wait, isn't this path blocked by a rock?
Is this path, yeah.
Oh wait, what?
Oh, wait, it's this one.
How did I come up with that?
Well, I didn't come up with it, I did a fursona test and it said I was a circle.
No, no, no, no, wait, I can literally just warp up here or whatever.
I can literally, the thing is I was looking to warp earlier, but I opened the map instead
of pressing Z, I think.
And then the warps don't show.
Uh...
Bug?
Oh.
come on down buddy nice now that we've done that
Hadeepar is starting to gather four pieces of the mass from Marlon. We're
Gathering the last piece there to the right is three.
So now I need to get back there.
By going there.
Oh, is that the test for my old video?
The first ONA test?
No.
Hey, not many act, thanks for the two dude!
Thank you.
Uh, yeah, now we're here.
So let me check the map real quick.
There is one there.
But where's the last one?
I mean, it's not going to be outside this zone, is it?
No.
Oh, maybe these are two?
Weird.
Well, let's go there first to see what happens.
Two?
I did kill that one already.
Is Surge two good?
Yes, it is.
It's definitely worth it if you can get it for 90% off.
Super worth it.
Let me just make sure I'm not I'm actually not missing no I just got to go here but
I'm missing two though I'm just gonna assume that there is two over there.
I got flushed search one when it came out
Yeah, search one. I thought it was all right. All right, the search too. I thought legit was good though
Hey guys Shane, what up man?
Atlas fallen. Oh, I don't think I played that
I think I had a corporate with that game and then I didn't really play it again
Wait, if it's that game where you you travel on the sand and stuff, right? I
I think you can co-op that one supposed to be a pretty cool co-op experience
wait what the hell is up oh he's up there okay I see you flushed every
Every soul is like every including Sekiro.
You never finished Sekiro, Master?
Damn.
You did two years later.
Oh, okay.
No ho-what?
Oh, this fucking jump attack.
Thank you. You're also circles thinking. Let's go.
Man is making progress here. I was stuck a little bit for the first time today figuring
out how to unfreeze the Zora people but now we got it.
My soul's guy's never learned until now, yeah.
Fair enough.
Oh, that was... two?
Hmm.
Okay.
Alright, well this is good though.
Hey, what's going on?
There should be one more.
Wait, wait.
Where could that-
Wait, no.
Wait, oh, I am missing one.
Okay, yeah.
I'm not crazy then.
Oh, it's over there.
Okay.
There it is.
What's going on?
This is weird.
Yeah, it's fucking weird.
Let's leave this place.
Yeah, there's one more.
I thought it was crazy for a bit.
If you flush tears of the kingdom right
before the final boss, I really should finish the game.
Yeah, if you only had the final boss left, why not?
I'm currently in front of the Black Temple in Willow Warcraft and I hear Illidan's theme
slidely in the music.
I never did Illidan's theme, uh, Illidan's Dungeon Black Temple.
Was that in Burning Crusade?
Was that like the end raid?
Yeah, I was burning because I didn't have the right to burn it.
Yeah, I never did that raid. We were too bad.
We never had a big enough raid for it.
We were always like 10 people.
Oh, Sunwell was the last.
How do I get- oh I actually have to go from Zora's River?
There is no way to jump down.
Sure looks like it.
Yeah, it's all fenced off.
Okay, well, yeah, I gotta go from Zora's River.
yeah I can warp wait no oh I got a wolf zone here oh my god it didn't max thing
I could have just warped I didn't realize how to teleport here oh well
there for so nice canine that's all right not as cool as circle that's all
right
Whoa
You almost last
You're walking
Wait, why is this really creepy I?
Should have ran on the bridge for whatever
You bought an e-scooter today can't wait to break my arms and that shit and do the accidents from those is crazy
Monka
I
What the fuck
Okay
fuck I was testing something hell bet I want to see if I can do like optimal
damage
oh what about big damage I got like two hits and a grab
Ah get up.
Oh my god.
The spaghetti.
Dude get up.
Oh wait I gotta do this.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah!
Yes! There it is!
The Vessel of Light is full of tears and Light has returned to this area.
Your Volpine Gricky Noise.
You make sure to get that last few shadow now.
See you later!
seeing this in 60 FPS is so weird I am guessing it was 30 in the regular game
I mean on release I like yeah
oh shit that's creepy
30 of his and all versions, yeah.
My name is Lanaiiru.
Your efforts have at last restored each of us light spirits in Hyrule.
Oh, hero chosen by the gods.
The dark power that you seek, it waits in a temple set in the bed of Lake Hylia.
But before seeking it, you must now bear witness to something, and never forget it.
You must know that it was the will of the Goddesses that we lock away their forbidden power.
When all was chaos, the goddesses descended and gave order and life to the world.
They granted power equally to all who dwelt in the light and then returned to the heavens.
The lands where the goddesses descended came to be known as the Sacred Realm.
For ages the people lived at ease, content in mind and body.
But soon the word of the Sacred Realm spread throughout Hyrule, and a great battle ensues.
Oh, Dark Link! Among those living in the light, interlopers who excelled at magic appeared.
Wielding powerful sorcery, they tried to establish Dominion over the Sacred Realm.
It was then that the goddesses ordered us three light spirits to intervene.
We sealed away the great magic those individuals had mastered.
You know this magic.
It is the dark power you seek, the fused shadow.
O hero chosen by the goddesses, beware.
Those who do not know the danger of wielding power will, before long, be ruled by it.
Never forget that.
What is a horror movie-ass cutscene?
The dark power that you seek is within the sleeping lakebed temple in Lake Helia.
Oh no.
Hmm, okay.
Did I beat Waterton below a T? Yeah!
Oh, a T I beat many times.
Long time ago, though.
Hey, we're long again! Fuck yeah, dude.
Okay, uh, we need to learn new moves.
Oh yeah, I'm not a wolf anymore.
So I can't learn that stone.
Hmm
All right, this is the real thing hurry up and find the last few shadow I guess in the Lakewood temple
Yeah, but we do have one new skill to learn though. So let's go do that
Lunk, yeah, it's evil guy evil long clunk
So yeah before I go to this temple. I'd love to do that. I
Have to move up though. I have to
Can I even get there right now?
I'm not sure I can.
I mean that's all the way up there.
Did Naira get its final updates?
I have no idea, I haven't heard of it in an iron rain update.
Oh no, there's a path here.
Maybe I can find a way to get up.
Whoa, what is this?
Okay, sure, take some bombs, I don't have a clever name.
Thought some like Hyrule Warriors, isn't that the Muzu-like or whatever?
I'm not a huge fan of those games, to be fair, to be honest.
To be fair and honest, this Weaver should eyes gamecube version apparently.
Apparently.
What the hell is this? Oh, there's a boo!
I can't deal with these yet, I think I haven't figured it out
Where the hell am I did quicks been so good, it's insane
Uh...
Grab!
There's a hole here!
I put bomb?
Oh, man, it's a Roopie farm down here, 420 Roopies, brava.
Hey!
A hundred?
Holy!
Oh, it's 500 max.
About 500 is max.
I got dammit.
Now everything's minus.
Surely there's no money in this one, right?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Huh?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh shit that's how you get up there wait no wait what
No, there's just a ladder up here. Oh, what the fuck?
I'm going back in, I wasn't done.
Are you keeping me?
At least I don't have to re-blow them.
Have you missed third temple dungeon?
No, it's the water temple, I can go there now.
I'm just trying to unlock the new move.
I missed Omega 2, the Bodega Sword of Justice at the end of the cave, yeah, we'll see about that, because I'm getting there now.
What up, brother hell?
Where'd the wolf go?
We cleared the twilight, so we're done with that.
Part.
Now we gotta enter the- God damn it!
Now we gotta enter the water temple.
The dreaded water temple.
But I'm, uh, yeah, I think I'd love to learn the move with a wolf, but I'm not sure I have
a way out, out of Lake Hylia right now.
I don't think I do.
How long is this cave?
Surely a heart piece here, right?
Ah!
Okay, that's good
He keeps going
Vault Diablo 4 am I bad now?
Nah, you're fine brother.
It's all good.
Too lazy for this bad.
Okay, some seeds, sure.
Oh
So mega monster cave of hell
Oh Ruby god damn it. Oh, it hurts
Long.
My wallet's full, yeah.
Heartbeats, right?
Yes, yes.
Oh, you're supposed to put money you can't pick back up.
Back? Oh, mod saying turn it off. Oh, it's fine.
It's alright.
So yeah, I'm trying to get back, but to be honest, I don't think there is a way back for me here.
I just don't see a way up, so...
The movie just left one of them try to pet Garfield and his that.
I'll just make Spanish for her, the words for cat and spicy.
Spicy kitten!
I'm not lost I know where to go just wanted to pick up the new move but hey it is what
it is so I need to get like up there but yeah there's no way to it I think I just gotta
I think you gotta do the water temple. Fuck it.
I think you gotta do the water temple, then save the Sora, kid.
And then go to the- wait.
Wait...
How do I-
Wouldn't I need the water tunic before the water temple?
I'm a human, I'm plumb!
I don't need talk to humans.
I'm a member of the Zora tribe, the proud people who care for Lake Hylia.
The other Zoras are all on guard patrol at the bottom of the lake.
yeah how deep is this wait Gamba some of the doors are still alive down under
there I thought maybe they dried up along with the lake hey buddy have you
heard there's a temple or something at the bottom of the lake they put on such
heirs with all their rituals and fancy temple who ha then they just disappear and
What's with putting that temple so deep the humans can't swim there? I swear those words.
Oh, are you a customer?
You're one lucky fellow fellow.
The height of excitement.
The thrill of launching to the heavens.
The very peak of fl-
Oh, wait.
It can be yours, fellow, for a limited time.
Hey, you.
Oh, wait! Can he launch me up there?
Special repairs?
Uh, what? You got a cannon? You want me to repair, bud?
Well, where is it? I can't repair it.
I don't have no fucking cannon.
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
Welcome, fella, right this way.
So there is a way up, okay, yep.
Whoa, that reminds me of something.
Didn't the late queen in Zora's Domain ask you to do something?
She hasn't found her son.
The one who's been missing since he headed for Hyrule Castle.
I think she said something about granting you some special power for your skin.
Yeah, you got to do this before water temple, obviously, because you need the water tunic.
If the final piece of huge shadow is on the bottom of the Achillea,
then it looks like we're going to need that ability.
This is Kokaos.
well hi there welcome to fall bees fly by foul are you ready for a flight full
of dreams and sweet sweet bonuses a cuckoo powered ride around Lake Yulia you
love it next up for fantastic Asian one big guy just one right there is 20
rupees for a ticket to the isle of riches how about it no not yet I'm not
sure this is gonna put me down again. I'm going this way.
I'll I'll I'll sounds weird to me
Finally I can get there
I
Don't know please bro
how is this world out it's really good it's very good I'm gonna go here first
I think I can blow open the pathway here
Mr. Link white
Greetings, Mr. Link. I'll come to deliver a letter. There's a letter for you link two letters in fact
Well, my business is concluded. I'll worry to bail.
Finally, we've finished production on a new type of bomb. These ones can be used in the water.
We have them in stock now. Come by and pick yours up.
Okay, water bombs.
When our tourist association has prepared a Grand Tour of Natural Splendor, our current
main attraction is Eza and Hanna's Playground for grown-ups.
You'll find both immediately down the riverbank from the Zoro, okay?
That sounds good, but I don't know if...
I gotta ride all the way back there, man.
That's a long trip.
Salads fighting asylum centipede with two damage per hit.
Quite in the beginning of a run.
So this path was blocked, right?
I'm fairly certain.
Oh yeah, by a gay, to your key here.
Alright, then we know what to do.
We go to the Hyrule Town Center, and we learn the new move from the Hero of Time, and then
we find the Zora kid, we know where he is, and then we get the Water Chunik, and then
Then we do the water temple and get that final shadow piece.
Is this landing?
What is this lore- WAH AGAIN! I'm like 50-
What is this lore- WAH AGAIN! I'm like 50 feet away!
Oh my god! Fire the devs, we made this enemy!
Fire em! PLEASE!
I'm literally like 10 feet away.
I don't think so buddy.
I don't think so.
Water temple away, god friends, skip 8 streams, pussy.
Please.
Might have been hard when you were a kid, but for the big brain gamer, no problem.
I like the dirty.
Oh yeah, I can't blow this open.
Whoa, that was fucking loud.
Tiders!
You went up 140 months, man!
Thank you.
okay this path is now open it looks like oh yeah you can probably use bomb arrows
on the horse yeah definitely I'm just making sure there's no other rock here
that guy's fucking dead hi guys dead too yeah there is good thing I went here
What up, MDP, pretty well done in stream modes.
Totally yet another mere coaster, yeah.
Bit sick.
Yeah, well I should use bomb arrows instead.
One pancake!
Mmm, pancakes.
Thanks 58, man.
All right, new move time right up there.
I can't pick up my rupees, 500 is max.
Oh, and the captain, thanks 40 bruh, thank you.
Yeah, you're a top.
The game is super fucking nice, K1.
I know, like, it's so good.
It just feels rewarding to just have progress in this.
We meet again.
It appears her efforts have begun to return some vigor to Hyrule, but it's far too early
to relax.
Do you feel ready to earn another hidden skill to steal yourself for the forthcoming battles
against more powerful foes?
I do.
well but before we begin I must test you to ensure you have mastered the last
gattos or the shield attack. Now then, 行くぞ!
Excellent! It appears you're certainly capable of performing my lost arc. Very
well my third hidden skill is... the backslice! Okay, what is that?
A mere shield attack is no match for an enemy protected not just by a shield but by a thick
full body coat of armor, okay?
Such enemies are often focused on guarding against frequent frontal attacks.
They often leave their rear unprotected, okay?
That is when you L-target and then you side jump and roll around your foe and perform a jumping slice.
It almost feels like the Wind Waker roll and slice thing.
Yeah, cool. This is the back slice. Now try it.
It is? Okay, yeah.
Shadow, I forgot which button to press, whoops.
Unironically, whoops.
Jump right to the fire, then swing your blade.
I did!
Your chance to jump and strike comes immediately before you completely circle around your enemy.
remember this. Fucking camera! Okay, listen, how do you do this? Yes, I know, I know. I
I am swinging off of Blade while jumping.
Oh, okay.
But I had it! You interrupted me!
What's the timing for this?
Hey, Dark Souls got nothing on this.
I had it once, but they interrupted me.
You know man can't remember inputs in tutorial, but thanks. No, no it is
There there it is
Oh, you have to oh, I see I
See you have to press jump again after sidestep
Hmm you carry yourself well, but don't forget the proper timing for swinging your sword
Yeah, the third hidden skill the backslice has been passed on
tight tight tight tight
very cool very cool
there's still four hidden skills. I know where one is, but I can't get it now
may we meet again now
cool alright now we go in here
yeah dirty thanks bruv
yeah we do know where one of the skills are
are. It's in Lake Hylia, but I need to be doggie to unlock it, so yeah, but I made it.
I'm not using any mods to run this, it's a new version. Alright, I know where this is,
It's over here.
Smart enough to play mixtape?
I have zero interest in mixtape.
I will not put elastel11 as my channel profile pic.
That is a Zora child.
This is beyond my expertise.
Holy.
Oh
Doctor wait if something isn't done this child will
Well, this isn't good, the human doctor won't do, huh?
That old coot reminded me though, I've heard of a shaman in Kakariko Village in the Elden
Lands who's tended Gorons and Zoras.
Is that true?
Perhaps if we take him there?
Inadvisable, too dangerous.
But we can't turn a blind eye to a pretty girly need either.
Yes, we'd better escort you. Am I right boys?
Isn't that nice
To reach Kakariko we got across two planes that are each infested by dangerous beasts
But but we'll be safe now
I
Cowards don't ever show your faces here again. Oh
My
Looks like we got one young swordsman left. Oh
Shit escort mission
And not only that but it looks like this brave young man will escort us so get ready to go honey pronto
you know that girl don't you it's a real shame she can't even remember her own
name oh that's why she didn't react bless her she found this poor boy
collapsed in the road so she did all she could to save him more courage in that
girl than all the soldiers of Hyrule for sure. You lend your strength to her, you hear me?
The Freak thinks at 133 I'll search Prince going. We met Zaldo once.
I know it's going really well though. Haven't really been stuck.
There was one second we had to unfreeze Zora's domain and I stuck a little bit there maybe
like 15-20 minutes.
So you say the bridge to the east has been destroyed huh?
But our only option is to cross the bridge to the west.
You see what that means?
You have to deal with that thing.
Thank you so much for this.
If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
Long.
Link?
Link?
I'll never in all my life forget your kindness, Link.
I'm Long.
Little lady, I think you'd best say your thanks to our safe and cacarico.
The swordsmen of ours has great hot eyes, honey.
They're proud and wild like a furrowed beast.
We need a beast right now to keep the true ones at bay.
If we make it to Kakariko safely, we'll just thank him then, okay?
Ready to roll, Link? You gotta protect these young ones on the way to Kakariko.
I'm feeling found a bottom opener laying for my birthday today and almost finished
it feeling ashamed. You shouldn't feel any shame before you can. Happy birthday, dude.
Enjoy it.
Okay, it's your turn, honey. We're counting on you.
We've done this before. We can do it again.
Then I must sort out.
I'm going to fuck you up.
Oh, okay, now he was open.
Is he still open?
He looks open still.
He does, yeah.
Why am I like, okay.
Oh, okay.
Tough game.
Gate key!
Oh yeah!
Now I can open that one up.
Nice.
Nice, honey. Keep up the good work.
I'm good to frame up your wealth.
This game has been bangin'. It's been super fun to stream it.
Fuckin' A.
Yo, wait up!
Damn, you guys don't give a shit about this, huh?
Fuck, can I remove this?
What is this?
Wait, look on, use your, oh yeah, the boomerang.
Okay, I see, I see, I see, I see.
I got the door, don't worry.
Yeah, oh shit
I can hit the bar hit him. Oh my god the spaghetti it's all over
Okay, we're good. Wait, where are you going? Wrong way?
What the heck are you doing?
What the heck are you doing, idiot?
Fuckin' A.
Why are you just circling around?
there you go right left don't like the fucking bomb oh now she's gonna go
another lap again
Are you kidding me?
fuck you
fuck you
and and and and
and and and and and
and and and and
links! hit em!
okay we're good
should be fine right? no more bombers
no! no!
okay yes
go go go go go go
please
left
yes
I got the gate to kill you to worry about it.
And the death of a man.
No!
What?!
Long!
Yes!
Big!
Yeah!
Sure!
Okay!
Yeah!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Yeah!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Yes!
Yes!
Big, big, big. Go left, left now.
Yes!
Huge gaming for the gamer.
Green tea leaf eater, thanks 30!
Trompton!
He has passed through the worst of me.
As long as he rests, he should recover in due time.
Ha!
Do you know the fate of his mother?
Her welfare consumes him.
He has been mumbling deliriously about her almost constantly.
I can sense the knowledge greavers-
greaves in you, greavers.
It must be an awful memory.
I'll stay with him until he's better, no matter how long it takes.
Graver.
But that's so.
Thank you, Colin.
I like about Ilya our plan is a piece of where they came out yes is it true what
they said about her yes she's lost her memory Colin and regaining it will be no
simple task but it will be our eye child if we just give her some time I'm
certain that Ilya will find her heart again. So Colin, I'd like to ask you to stay in this
village until then. It is our turn to show the courage that you have already displayed.
You cracked and got old-school runescape membership again? Ooh, my man's diving in again.
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.
Nice to see there's still hope here.
And it's always good to see happy results for payer efforts.
Those skills of yours, any chance you're of the mind to put them to use for Hyrule?
What hope there is in our kingdom is frail and dying.
There's still a group trying to do what it can.
And I'm a member of that group.
Tell me, tell me.
I may just stay here a bit longer.
I'm still worried about Ilya.
Well, never mind about the rest.
Link, I want to see you again at my bar.
You hear me?
The bar is actually a kind of safe house for my friends.
There's a passageways that leads to the castle from in there as well.
Oh.
If you ever need anything, stop by, I'll be waiting for you, honey.
Oh, it's a graveyard, right. Okay, what are we doing here?
The stone?
Right.
I'm deeply grateful to you for aiding my son in his time of need.
You're right to bring him here.
Fakariko Village is a sacred place for the Zora people. It is where we take our eternal rest.
My husband in life, King Zora, also rests his spirit here.
It is no coincidence my son found a salvation in this place.
That which I promise you is within this grave.
During his lifetime, my husband created garments specifically for the chosen hero.
Garments that house the abilities of the Zora.
I haven't done any- yeah there it is!
The Zora Armor!
It even comes with a helmet.
Uh, no we haven't done any temples today.
We have the water temple open right now.
I just got the water tunic.
If you haven't equipped you can move freely through the water.
It'll be more vulnerable to fire and ice attacks.
Okay.
Now at last I can join the king in Slumber.
And yet, my son, he still knows nothing of my death.
If you see him again, please pass on this message.
Tell him he must not grieve his mother's passing.
Tell him she wanted him to be the brave and live on as the king of our people.
And tell him his mother loves him without end.
Tell him...
Well, it's a good thing you found all of your friends and picked up that nifty Zora armor.
But aren't you forgetting something kind of important?
That last fused shadow, remember what Farron the Light Spirit said.
He said you would need the fused shadows to defeat the dark overlord Xanthan save the
world.
So even if you go back now with all of the people you save, the whole strategy would
just repeat itself.
So let's go get it.
Gotta go to the temple on the lake bed at Lake- on the lake bed of Heli, I guess.
So, uh, we're gonna come back here immediately. The moment I just go to the bomb shop real quick
is there was underwater bombs there now and I can blow stuff up here.
Do-do-do-do-do.
You got any new stuff here, boss baby?
No.
No.
I don't need this shit.
We're going to the bomb shop.
There they are!
The water bombs!
Yeah!
My bomb bag has some other sort of bomb in it.
Head to the counter next to this one to use our buyback program.
Got any bombs she ain't gonna use will take them off your hands.
Okay, so I can't actually have interesting.
Welcome to the Curious Fancy Bomb buyback.
Mercy me, what do we have here?
At first you have some bombs.
Allow me a moment to peek into that bag.
Now bombs, huh?
If you're- I have a mind to sell those, I'll buy seven bombs.
for ten rupees
yeah sure I guess
my wallet's full so I'm pretty sure I can't pay you for this
yeah fuck it whatever
I guess I'll get scammed
okay but I wanna buy the water bombs
can I buy them now? did you buy all of mine?
aw hell yeah
fuck it
woo!
nice
okay
bomb bag's full
nice! now we're gonna go back there
I'm just checking what this is there was you could you could use underwater water
Bombs here and I just got the water armor. Yeah, look at that cool
11th anniversary of Witcher 3 tomorrow, surely you do see an else man?
Oh, surely, yeah.
Oh, Link looks like Ryu.
Okay, you know what? I'll take a red rupee right now.
Wait, this took me to Lake Helia? Holy shortcut!
Oh cool. That's a huge shortcut. Oh but you can't go back from there. It's like a
current I guess. Alright it is time!
The water temple.
I'm not sure if you can see the bubbles rising from the depths, it's dangerous to swim too close, that current is strong enough to carry away most people.
Okay, keep that in mind
Some ru-rupidos
Sir, you were the garb of the hero and my people's legends. Are you perhaps?
Well met. Hi dear hero. I'm a maker of bombs part of me for asking
I've heard of water bombs. They're very dangerous indeed. Should be able to monster them. I'm sure you would find them quite useful
No, I'm good, man. I'm fine
No need right now.
Well, one max again.
I could buy bombs I guess.
You hope new LEGO Batman will run smooth on Steam Deck?
And what I've heard the requirements are kind of insane?
Oh shit, here we go.
You know what? I'm gonna stalk up on bombs before I do this, so I'll buy for them.
No, I don't think I'll 100% this game. I mean, that would require all the bugs and stuff.
The requirements shown for the game are with Framedon on and minimum, still only gives 30 FPS?
What the fuck?
The water temple!
mega clams. Oh shit, Ariel's ex-39! Yeah, not really.
Ah, the dreaded water temple, huh? Okay. Lake bed temple.
Okay, they give me arrows.
Thank you, I got 420 rupees, bro.
Oh, I got some more.
That's great
Whoa, that's treacherous
Whoa, don't you think you ought to knock down those talak tides hanging off the ceiling first
They don't look to be very stable. I would have break pretty easily if you hit them with enough force, don't you think?
I'm guessing I need to use bomb arrows for this
Okay
Okay, I have to try it.
Ba da ba da da.
ZOOM!
Okay, easy game.
Calling.
Any chests over here?
I really want the compass.
the compass is so nice. I'm using a piss 5 controller. Demorobix 26, thank you. Phew,
I want to kill these guys.
There's a small little chest there it looks like. Let's check that.
Oh, the girl's in the chat.
right she doesn't even backseat you well she does sometimes but not it's not
like free I ain't got a war
imagine how long do you think it would have taken for Freya to tell me to get
the big hot magma rock and put it into Sora's domain in five seconds
Midnight was only like, we need to unfreeze Zora's domain.
Fuck you Link, I'm not gonna tell ya how.
Just know that we gotta do it.
Oh wait, is this one of these?
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on here.
Okay, let's see here.
Big chest down there.
I saw that under the stairs.
Wow.
Wow. Oh, shit.
Nice Ruby count. Yeah, bro.
Well, if it isn't ookey.
It's a chest in there.
I can go down here.
I don't know if there is anything.
I can go into this door.
That's good.
Anything else over here?
Oh, there is a chest.
Okay, you.
Okay, I'm sure.
Yeah, eh, Nihileos, thanks 76 dude. Thank you. I'm gonna go down. Oh yeah, I could do this.
You can spin that around if you want. Okay. I want to see what's down in the water first.
Nothing. Okay.
No, there's another way up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good-bye, you!
You know that for the skills rebalance patch and before you need to pay the $40 for the
expansion if you don't pay you get the old skills.
What?
Really?
Yo, uh, the game is lovely.
They actually made that part of the expansion.
Yikers.
It's actually fucking insane.
Okay, we're up on the other side now.
Well, if I can- yeah, I can go here, so let's- I say we start on top.
Yeah, and that's locked. Let- let's start here. I came from there.
So let's start in this door.
Let's start over here.
Well, not much then.
Looks like a giant water wheel.
Okay.
we can't go through the other side because we need a key so we're going to go down the stairs
and into the other door that's unlocked because nothing else up here is unlocked
so we're going down
now let's see here we have a door here and this is unlocked now what's the door on the other side
is that also unlocked
yes it is okay but I can't get to that door from here no okay well I think no
even if I spin this that's not gonna do anything okay okay let's go into this
door first then. Let's see what's over here. Another water wheel? Okay.
Don't do much here, then, okay?
Unless...
No.
Okay.
That means we gotta get to the other door on the opposite side of this, because it's the
only door that's open.
What are these points?
Well, we get to that door by hanging on this one.
I should take me...
Hmm...
There.
I'll play with yours, Mask.
Yeah.
The water temple boss.
Oh, shit.
I forgot about that one.
through. Yeah, it had that like fish thing, right?
Huh?
Oh!
Huh.
Okay, so we can go here. It's the only path we can go right now. There's got to be a
key somewhere here doors okay um sure there's a path to the left a cave in case
you fall down I guess over there okay so we can go into that door there's a door
on the other side oh my indeed this looks breakable
okay oh my yeah see something 39 nemesis like 17 I was seen it reaches I
recognize it I've most definitely seen it yeah
oh there's a chest there we can get to because I can't reach this unless I do
bug abuse obviously and we can't do that as cheating. So there, okay, let's dive into this.
What happens if I walk into this?
Nothing.
This looks like it's
something you can... nothing?
just to make sure you can't do this
I
So please like 62
I could this is not for shooting
All right, we'll go down here then
Oh, okay.
I come to go over those.
Well we can go here and use this I guess.
Yeah, let's go here, wait for this, jump on this, stand on it, that doesn't work apparently,
I'm guessing I just missed the jump then.
What else?
The- the- the Luliti is here.
For sure.
Okay, let's time it on the way up then.
Okay, I got it.
I got this.
now then push me what is this mechanic okay the moods don't do shit the moods
Don't do shit.
There must be a...
Got a look up got a look up
Lulike maybe yes okay good with this
Now I'm going to make sure there's no other static tides.
With this we got to go into the main corridor again and open up the next door.
be one locked door there that we can access.
One thing at a time.
Stay focused.
It's all about staying focused and keeping track of where you've been.
And then it's easy.
Okay, uh, now for this door that's locked.
hey you that door yes
hey you
So we go over on this side and we pop that little key we just got.
Don't need to kill this guy.
Yo you Rory, thanks for the 50-man starter, thanks for wanting to stream on Hardstuck
and chillin' this video game.
No, I haven't been Hardstuck ever yet.
Longest I've ever stuck was like 20 minutes.
freezing Zora's domain. Okay, Bombus? They're trying to tell me something here? They're
trying to tell me that I need to use Bombus? Okay. Oh. I don't think that's gonna work,
You know what? You never know unless you try.
Okay, any stalactites?
Yes!
Aww...
What the hell is the point of that one?
Just cosmetic?
Anyways.
Okay, progress so far?
It's for minus one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so let's see. What do we have here?
Well, we pull the lever
Okay
Cool
So we have a big door here, can we blow this up?
Should just use bog bummer's
Oh shooting that extra one locks you down the bad ending
Okay, now that's open and it opens up another door. This is a very tiny area in here though, so let's see what's in here.
Okay, well, not that tiny.
That takes you to the other side. Okay, any stalactites? Well, not shootable ones, it looks like.
Okay, we fight this guy.
Well, we don't really need to.
Fuck it, one thing at a time. Let's start by going in the upper door over here.
Don't complicate it.
We just go this way first. One at a time.
Let's see what this is.
What the fuck is that?
Huh?
Oh, you little shit, what?
I'll bomb arrows gonna take quick work of that.
Okay, we need a key here in this east segment room, okay?
A key, you say?
Just be a key somewhere here.
Water monster?
No, it's fine, dude.
Okay, this must be the key.
Yes.
Good.
Not stuck yet.
Are you okay?
Okay.
Okay, I guess I'll gotta go around.
Was there bars across the- no.
This guy doesn't respawn?
Or maybe when you come from that door.
I'm using a PS5 controller.
Now we can open up this or this is all the way east. We don't have the map yet, but it looks yeah
We'll go through here giant handle a bunch of markers on the map anything down here
No
Stalactites look for stalactites
Don't see any you a droop here
So I think we got a race this one up so we can grab the handle. It's gotta be it
Okay, we can climb up on this side here
It's alright.
What up next Sunday?
Is it almost Friday?
Monday, bruv.
Do I ever have stick issues with Dualsense?
Not super much.
Sometimes you get like stick drift, but it takes a while for me.
a week. Okay, Lulishest. You have three dual sense, the three are drifting, one has no
solution anymore solution okay is that another if that's a key yeah i'm tired
because i was up late watching him it probably isn't okay we got water
and what purpose does this
well water should flow into those water uh wheels now so both of those should be
Open, I imagine
All right, we can also pull that now, okay
Nice
Okay
There's a chest up there.
Missed water slide.
Oh, oh, don't alarm.
Um, yeah.
But I did a dive though.
Let's follow the water, because we gotta help the water out now.
Yeah, that's definitely spinning.
I think Mika has a dualsense edge, how do you like it?
I don't use that, I use it irregularly.
Yeah, there is a chest out there that you gotta go to, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, so with this spin now, we cannot go into that tunnel.
And that's right below me, so...
Oh, Stalactite!
I missed that one.
Well, we saved time by just jumping down.
Okay.
Where does that even lead? Yeah, that's a door. Okay.
So, let's check left door first, then that door, and then tunnel.
Must be a map or compass soon.
Okay, what is this room?
Oh, these- both of those doors lead into the same room.
Okay, big chest here?
map compass okay well we got another key I don't think I've seen any other lock
door or maybe in the main hall
loading screen
whoa
Yeah, you need a pretty sure I know what you get from this dungeon, just like Ocarina of
Time.
Okay, let's check the other side then, so we'll wait for this platform, and then we'll go
This way?
Oh, this is where you need to use the key. Okay.
Anything else over here? Yes, we're gonna dole, we are.
Big water room here.
Okay.
Yeah, let's start with this, then. Don't forget the tunnel in the other room.
Right.
Um, whoops.
Okay, nice.
we let the water out or okay this doesn't seem to lead anywhere so maybe
there's a chest with a map or compass here oh my go me got them oh wait it
does lead somewhere
Oh wait, I'm in this room now. Oh shit. Ah, okay. Alright, alright, alright. Here we go.
My health is a bit... Okay, thank you. Let's prepare this.
Oh, for God's sake!
Alright, what do I do with you?
What?
Alright.
Oh
Pretty simple
I was wondering if I could go into that with him.
You can probably bomb, but I'm gonna try to shoot bombs.
Unless I kill the next side bomb.
Nice.
Alright, I'm pretty sure we get a grappling hook now.
in before map
The claw shop claw at the end of a long chain. Yeah
So you can watch on services we see those jump great distances use while hanging from the ceiling to move up and down, okay?
I remember first time playing which is a kid doing the water temper and running into the
dark link and then you lost love scale yeah classic dark link was hard unless you could
like unless you'd like cheese them I remember
Boots
It's beans beans
Oh, we got 500 again, almost.
Now we can get out of here.
Nice.
Um, so there's two places.
We should definitely go back to the Waterfall one, because there's a chest there, and it
might be a key or might be a harp.
Any Metroid games?
I played Metroid Prime, yeah.
There's also a tunnel over there that we can go to.
I'm trying to remember which was the oh it's got to be this one on the second floor to the right
that no yeah yeah it was that's the water fall room yes okay let's just see what's over here first
Wait, I can't make this?
Well, I can if I- No.
No, I'm not wrong.
I actually can't make this.
Oh, you gotta race this bridge up.
Okay.
Yeah, bridge needs to go up for sure.
All right, we go waterfall room
Okay, that's interesting
Cool.
Wonder if I could just like, get up there quickly from this.
This fucking enemy is so annoying!
I just like get up there easily from here
Oh, no.
No.
hard, hard, yes, okay, okay, I see, all right,
All right well get to know now we've got some knowledge there I'm not lost I know
exactly where to go we have to go up on the second floor here
Is that the boss key?
Huh.
We want to go up here.
What?
Because I want to do that room real quick.
Can I?
Okay, you can.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah.
Oh, this is so nice now.
It's so simple.
And then we go this way.
We just got to do the waterfall room because there is definitely something.
It wasn't a big chest there.
And the waterfall room is over here.
Can I get there quickly now with a hookshot?
Claw shot?
Actually, it's the claw shot.
Nine of them, thanks 27.
Come with exams to now, I'll transfer my feet while I'm watching Xaldo playing Fred Morty.
Yo, enjoy.
I hope your exams went well.
So... yes.
Soooooooooooo Yes!
Whomp!
How are you supposed to do that?
You can't use the claw shot again.
I can't do this.
I can't use a claw shot and hang at the same time.
Especially in...
Okay.
Like...
Sick.
I don't well yeah I could try boots I guess but yeah yeah yeah maybe boots work
Why is this so precise?
All they do is...
Back is beaten on that one.
I'm guessing you can't hook on me
the
I don't think you can climb up on it.
get up on the Hydra's back okay yeah this is the chests will this have the map
or the compass are you fucking kidding me are you fucking me Shinji I did all
that fur! At least I get to do the water slide.
Yay!
okay we got to go back to the main room now
I didn't miss anything there
I didn't know what okay let's see
So yeah, we haven't been left side at all, but we've done both right sides, yes.
Yes, so we just gotta go left side with a hook basically.
Let's start on top.
Oh, wow. Look at all the grappling's there in the middle.
I gotta get the dog out though.
So here, uh, yeah, there's no water here.
I can't do anything here now anyways, but let's just chill here real quick with the minigame
on.
I could do chatgambah.
Oh my god, the minigame's fucked.
Let me get another one.
Team battle? Let's go!
I want to be put in.
I could mute and put some li'l li'l forest on.
Just wait for it, wait for it.
Hello, so...
Like what?
Come on!
What up?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What up?
Uh, Lelevin Forest.
That is not the track for this.
This is.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hands off my cock!
Well, can't do anything here.
We gotta go the lower floor, because that's where the water is.
Wait, there's a chest here?
Ah!
I missed this!
Okay, that's cool.
Hmm, what about the compass?
No for a fact there's a chest under the stairway.
For a fact, actually.
Under there.
That I can grab now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes.
Sick.
Yes. Sick.
Rupy.
Ah, a wire.
Oh, there is no water here either. Okay, um...
I'm gonna go up to the crown we saw a bunch of hooks on the crown
I
Unc is not stuck at all I got plenty of office. I've got the grappling hood. I know exactly what I'm doing
Oh cool
What if I, since I have grappling hook, ow, since I have grappling hook, can I, was there
anything over here that I can then do?
No? Okay. Then...
Listen, I'm not stuck, not stuck.
I have it.
We gotta raise the water up one more level, cause then it's gonna enter those water wheels.
Right?
Oh, I see the fucking chicken, dude.
Gal.
Phew!
Free elast.
Gracious.
I'm nice for helping out the other day, and I see you again.
Well now that we've found each other again let's stick together for a minute.
I'll be right with you.
If you want to warp out, just let me know.
I can- oh cool.
Wait, now that this water...
Okay.
Hey.
You're in all, like, 62?
Yeah, it's creepy as hell.
Imagine when they made that one.
Yeah, this is the design for the thing that takes you out of the dungeon.
Yep.
That one.
Oh, shit.
This emote.
Oh, shit.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
This emote.
Oh shit, this email.
So there's a tunnel below me.
Over there, yeah.
This takes me to the water slide.
The water slide has nothing for me.
if we...if...is this water temple?
I
See somebody says in Walker in a time I
Do not hate Elden Ring the resolution you can put a resolution like super fucking high
And I'm playing a 120 of this
Oh the water will come in here to fill up the bridge and stuff. Yeah, I need to raise the water again
I need to. How am I supposed to race the water again?
I mean...
being it yeah true wait since no I was thinking if there's something in this
room but I didn't see anything as I was cruising about I was gonna get open
water yep I've seen it hey I fish with chips like 34 okay let's let's spin
in this? Why? Am I actually stuck? But there's not even many rooms I can check! And there's
There's no levers.
There's no le- I refuse to be stuck.
I refuse to be stuck.
The goal is to get the water up here to move the water wheels.
Now?
Okay.
There's nothing down there.
been down there. Water flows out of you. But not you. Wait, maybe the water flows out of it.
But even then, I can't do shit here.
clearly the water needs to go in here so you move this water wheel then you can
access the door that's clearly it okay now for the lower one I don't gotta call
you nephews I got this shit trust
Oh, I think I got it
No, I didn't fuck
Wait, maybe I did
Maybe I did I think I got it. I think I think I got it. I think I got it. I
Think I got it. I think I got it
Clever Miyamoto, but not clever enough
Yeah.
Now that's a water bridge.
Now water comes into this wheel.
Very nice.
without smart the gamer, Mimoto.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stalactites, check for stalactites.
Okay, bomb us, foggy.
Twilight Princess is the DS3 of the Zelda series.
The best game but no one admits it.
And Dark Souls 1 is the ute, good bit overrated.
Majora's Mask is DS2 either loved or hated.
I don't know, little bro.
me out. Is that all of the
SPK me? No. What do you mean
the DSP of gaming? That doesn't even make sense.
Thanks, MMO.
Let's go we have progress and we know what the goal is we know what the goal is so no
problem let's go here.
I'm up. No. Uh, any hook here? Yes.
LR, Aji-O-Nina is the director of the Zelda games since Majora Musk. Miyamoto was only
the producer. Yeah? So? Still Miyamoto's fault.
Alrighty then. Have you met Prince Margaret yet? I heard he's an a-k-a-p-a-log. No. What?
Okay, so we have a lot of doors here.
One thing at a time here.
Let's go this way.
And let's see.
Let's start top left door, right here.
a water track. Okay. Stalactites. Launch! Okay, looking at the map, those two, yeah,
So this is the same as the other, basically.
This is just gonna take me outside door.
Oh no, this takes me in- oh yeah, yeah, right, I'm on the left side.
Right, so this is where the lever is.
Pretty sure I can just grapple you out of this.
The mega gamer.
Nothing escapes the meagre gamer.
Okay, what do we have here? Okay, we got a grappling hook.
Sick.
Time to do this part again.
Okay.
Stalecoy.
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
I want to see that emotes sucks.
Genius.
Only for genius.
uh
what up chowder clam all right now we have another water level very nice
Job's done
Compass
Yes, yes, yes fucking love the compass
Okay, uh, yeah. Now I don't have to check if I've missed any chests or anything.
Can I play Warcraft 3 campaign again? Probably not like that.
Oh, wait, uh, hold.
We still gotta get the water out.
There's a shit down here.
I'm fucking dead.
Question marks, Gima.
Are you stuck?
How are you stuck?
I solved this puzzle when I was eleven using a guide and you are forty-eight and Gordon
stuck.
Kiki.
Right. Uh, no, Dusk Life this is. Thanks, dirty, no one asked though.
Grace, thanks, 23. Garbage Man, that's a 90.
Right, yeah, we have to get, uh, oh yeah, I'm dumb.
I forgot to pull the lever in the middle.
This game has money cap, yeah, it's 500, which is why you hear me complain every time I find a rupee.
All right, there we go. Very nice.
Wake up.
Okay, um, yeah, let's go back this way.
I can't if it's not the truth.
I
I think I should have left the other way, because then I could have exited through that door and then I can jump on these.
I can't get to them from here.
Am I a Mr. Beast? No.
No, I am not.
What about Mr. T?
Mr. T.
Have I seen Beast Games?
Ah, no.
Now, we can do this and that, and we can go over here.
we can grab this chest. Blades of Fire? Yeah, I've actually... I've played it. I never
finish it though it's a very long game for a game that's kind of like hack and
slash oh shit wait how do I get this chest
we are now that the water flows okay fuck I have to go back to no what wait
No, yeah
There will be rupees. It could be a small key.
I know right? That is crazy. Crazy.
Shouldn't this be a waterwheel that flows? Yeah, something I can get this.
Good. It could be a key here, which is why I gotta grab it.
Okay, fucking sweet, nice.
Okay, we go back to main hall, and we can go into the last corridor.
Time flies, I was young when we started this dungeon.
This is going fast!
They might even stuck anywhere!
Wait, that door over there?
What door is that?
What door is that?
We haven't been to this door yet.
Yeah!
Look on the map.
Good thing I saw that.
That would have been bad if I missed it.
That would have been still long.
No. No.
No.
No. No.
Okay.
Yes. Yes. Okay, nice. Okay, what do we have here? There's a chest in here and a small
little room. Obviously we need the bus key. Without the bus key we can't do anything.
Wow, this is a water mace.
What?
What?
What?
Swim up, Link.
Swim up Link. Long! Up.
Okay, um, we go this way then.
We use a little water bomba.
Miss the bomba bomba.
Do I have a GameCube as a kid?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm assuming this is the boss key now then.
He's looking at the temple there's not that much left
There are two shit that I said dirty will be a good mold
And I said fuck no when he just laughed and I said I'll just use my position to get to which partner
And then never chat again like all his other mods and he got real quiet
true true
true
Ah, here's the boss chest key. Yes. And the cool part is that the boss room is in
the main room. That is so heckin' cool of hell.
Fuckin' ass!
I can't leave ya!
Can you look at the chest?
Wait, how the hell do I...
My favorite games for GameCube?
Aw, we've played so much in my LA, dude.
Why do I hear a goat?
Hello?
I got a Mario Kart Double Dash? Yeah, dude, true.
Hold up, I haven't missed- Wait, maybe you gotta go here after filling-
I don't think I can grab this now.
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
I think I have to...
I have to go up on the first floor wouldn't that okay this is very confusing okay yeah
I think so there's a hole that you drop into no I'm not stuck I was just hoping I could
get the boss key now, but no, there's more to it.
It's the heatbulks!
No rebreather needed in this game.
Hold up, is there another it? Yeah, what is this?
When you put away your damn boots, Lincoln!
Cool.
Hmm.
Wait.
Oh!
Oh!
I thought I had to go back to the main room!
Clearly not.
Okay, nice.
Yo, let's go Shinji.
Okay, we do have the bullskie.
We need more heals.
Yes.
I felt for sure that would work.
I'm trying it again. Maybe I was unlucky. I might have been unlucky. Okay, Shinji, what
is this? There's some kind of gimmicks. This is going to be something very simple. It's
be really embarrassing. This should be very easy right? I can't destroy this right? Well
No, I gotta test it.
Okay.
Wait, what can I do to make this?
Oh yeah, I forgot you can do this.
Oh yeah.
I haven't used it before, it's the first time I had to use this.
My idea was cooler.
Yes!
Muskie!
Alright.
Listen, in the Zelda's I grew up with, you could never do that, okay?
You could ride on your hookshot.
It was use hookshot, go to the area, done.
That was it.
There was nothing else.
Not of these new fancy mechanics, like fucking...
Swimming underwater like this and fucking going up and down on your hookshot.
Or none of that.
Oh yeah, definitely not about Tempokavas, but it's not over yet.
There's still a chest. There's some chests out on top according to the map.
But I believe they are all in the beginning.
No, they're all in the bottom right.
There's literally three- yeah.
Well, yeah, I should be able to get that one out.
And if that's a heart piece, we're good.
But yeah, all the chests are on the right side.
I think they're gonna be Rupees.
One is probably a heart piece, I imagine.
Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.
Fonkle, please.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck!
Damn, you can go so far!
The gamer.
I did, Nershawn.
I did.
Come in like I wreck him all.
Okay, um, yeah, we gotta go back to the bridge room.
I don't need to, I can actually access the boss fight now.
If I recall correctly, I think the boss door
was in the middle here, you can even see it on the map, yeah.
There it is.
So we can actually access the boss fight if we want to.
But there is definitely like a chest I want to see
And it's in the bottom right it's below me, okay
It's the chest below me
Wait
Is the chest I'm not on the first floor
Oh, no, right. Yeah, that's how this part works, right? Yeah. All right, we go here,
we do this. I'm still on the same repeated fringer with a garf video. Just been bad at
having food breaks really.
Where's the version 12 up? Is this the AC version? Is the gamecube version? See, now
Now that there's- Wait, there's no water here.
Which means- Wait.
Oh yeah!
We gotta get water in here, of course.
Loooooooooooolaah!
My GameCube was purple.
But it wasn't mine, it wasn't my brother's, I think.
Right, so we gotta go over here.
We're gonna pull that lever.
Wait, no.
Yeah, wait.
No?
Yeah, wait, no, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna pull that lever.
Without that lever, we're nothing.
It is Chatter, yeah.
Oh, wait, you can't actually, okay.
Well, actually, no, actually, whatever, actually.
Let's do this.
And then we'll go up.
Have I seen the new mommy film yet?
The new mommy film?
Wait, which one?
The one with Tom Cruise?
That's false, Lee Cronin's?
Oh wait, no, I never, I didn't know about this one.
So now that the water is here, this bridge should rise up and I should be able to get
this chest even though this is completely optional you don't have to do this so my guess is the
second hard piece is here and if I get that I get another heart container
it's got a little sick gory like it real okay okay
just don't brother oh my god a it's got to be a heart piece here yes yes all
right very sick this means I don't I'm not gonna go get the other chester you're
gonna be rupees or bombs or something. It's called the mummy but it's a possessed child
horror movie. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've never seen it. Alright chat, it's time for the finale
of the water temple. Very cool, very cool. Just watch Evil Dead Rise instead. It's the
same director and he uses a lot of- Yeah, but I've seen Evil Dead Rise. It's one of the
newer ones right okay I want to see that mummy movie now maybe I have to
stream tomorrow I'm gonna watch Hail Mary project project Hail Mary yeah I'm
I'm not live tomorrow.
Alright, it's time. It's boss maxing time.
Burritos of Pringles? Oh, Pringles.
Cheezing on you Pringles and dip them in taco sauce.
Boss fight!
Oh, no, I didn't mean to- Wait, what? No, this is fucking freaky.
Oh, yo, fuck this!
Actually, my heart skipped a beat. I'm gonna fucking zelda game.
can I first person I'm not allowed first person I can't see what's below me I'm
swinging through the wall
Wait, this looks like Ocarina of Time-Bulse.
It is a green old time boss dude.
Got a grappling hook to eyeball.
Let's kill him. Oh fuck it is. Twilight aquatic morpheal. Okay cool.
Okay, I see the eyeball.
What the fuck?
Um...
I'm fucking dead.
I'm trying to-
Did I jump?
Okay, when that happens, I gotta remove and swim.
I'm not gonna die, what?
It's a kids game, bruv.
of
Oh, okay. There's urns and whatever. I'm not going to die.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,rat.
Okay? Oh what? But that wasn't it. The arena is way too big.
Okay, eyeball them tall, alright.
going to grab some health about dying.
Jillis, thanks for two year anniversary, dude. Thank you.
Did you see it's back? It's got an eyeball there too, just like you did last time.
Target side with L, get close and attack with this sword. Yeah, so good. I know what to do.
I thought it was some gimmick, could you?
AHHHHH!
Man, Link is so brave, dude.
All right, water temple, done.
And that was the... we get the last piece now, right?
Or whatever. That was like the last Twilight thing.
The last stuff. And thanks.
Yeah!
Yeah! There it is!
Monor detail here that cuts in as a varying length of time depending on where you kill
him because he swims around the arena to bash into that wall the closer is the quicker oh
damn this water creature scary silly no it didn't when I first dropped in and saw how
big the room was it freaked me out because I couldn't see the bottom there it is the
last few shadow I'll just take that thanks now don't resent me for all I put you in
you through. I need this thing. Besides, we have to do something about Zandt, the one
who thinks he is the King of Shadows. His power is a false one. I'll prove it using
these. So, I've done everything I needed to. I'm sorry for dragging you all over the place
with me. So shall we go? I'm not without the heartpiece.
So many hearts now I got two heart pieces in that dungeon so nice
Want to go outside are all done. Yeah, we're good. I didn't forget to speak to anyone here like they go wrong
No, so I know plans 100% I gotta do a collect all the bugs then
I didn't talk to the fish corpse. Yeah, true. True, true.
Oh, shit.
Hyper Beam!
You know what, you're gonna get it.
ZAMPED!
Did you honestly mean to take an ancient and withered power like this and turn it against
me?
You must do his voice with tongue outside his mouth.
Brother, that's just his helmet.
Yeah, I'm full of faith in him enough.
Why do you defy your king?
My king?
You who do nothing but abuse the magic of your tribe.
You must be joking.
How dare you?
Are you implying that my power is... our old magic?
Now that is a joke.
This power is granted to me by my god, is the magic of the king of twilight, and you will respect it!
Oh, yikes.
My Midna, did you forget?
That beast is one of the light dwellers who impresses our people.
No matter how much you may desire otherwise, you will never be more than a shadow in their
world.
You cannot consort with their kind.
But if we can make their world ours, midnight light and darkness will meet at last.
Our tribe will take back their realm, and sweet darkness will blot out this harsh light.
And that, Midna, is why.
Oh, cool.
I meet you.
Not just for me, but for all of our people.
Lend me your power.
This guy is so fucking creepy.
So be it, I will return you to the light world you covet.
Damn.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We're wolf now.
Link, hero chosen by the goddesses.
Go to the princess locked away in the castle.
That princess holds the key that can unlock you from your shadow form.
Oh shit, Musicas.
Now, how come you are not scared?
This place is two of the things that you are most scared of in the world, all ten puzzles.
How the hell do I get here?
I don't talk to her.
We encourage her to Zelda. Yeah, but it's look to breath. There is a path in the middle,
right? Well, it's over. I mean, you're going to die. You must die. Okay. Yeah, I guess we
to go right. Can we teleport? Probably not. She's fucked, yeah. Curve Galax 69, brah, thank
Thank you. Too bad you...
Oh no, I know where they came from. That should be locked by stone, though.
I'm going this way, it's not over. I know where to go. What do I think? Battle music.
Used to interrupt this music and it was...ah. Hold on. I'm just making sure...oh no. Yeah,
Yeah, no, that's gonna be wall. It's over this way. But that bridge is broken though. Yeah, no, go this way. The bridge is broken. Almost wasted a lot of time.
time. Yes, chat, I get it. You all know where to go because you played this when you were
five, but I haven't, okay? You gotta keep that in mind, okay? Will ever play Breath
After a while down the stream, Shirley tried to have a dust off.
No.
No plans.
No blondness.
Hurry to represent the weights.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, they actually tell you if it's wrong. Okay, cool.
Look at map C path. Well, yeah, this is where the square-
You see, I thought this was just the square, okay? And you had to go in the middle like under the square.
I think that's perfectly logical to be honest.
It's perfectly logical.
I just hate the rain!
I can't get comfortable whether I sit or stand.
Read my sixth sense, try to tell me something.
True.
True.
I think that makes perfect sense.
I get that it's very simple.
There is literally nothing on the map that actually showed.
Like, yeah, if you open this up, maybe.
Then you can see it there.
But I was looking at the minimap, okay?
And the minimap didn't show that, all right?
The minimap only shows the path in the bottom up
and then the right middle.
All but streamer, you didn't figure it out
in the first five seconds.
I must tell you exactly.
I must kill you! Yes sir!
Guards move!
I don't have time!
I need Zaldor!
Can't kill the innocent huh?
No, I can't get out of the way.
Who's Zelda? Yeah, we're finding Zelda now.
It's really coming down at this rate. Today's meeting will be cancelled.
Who's Zelda? The Princess, brother! The Princess!
Oh. Hello, this is my first time in this town. I'm looking for someone named Louise.
She's supposed to know this town. Well, where's the bar? We gotta visit the bar when we can.
Oh. Where is this gonna take me?
Is all of the main character? No. Oh yeah, this takes me to this side now.
I'm not supposed to go here, but finally I got that on the map though
No, you play as alone
She plays all the two I've played it and never I'll stream those a long time ago
Is there any where else I can- I haven't seen your face around here before.
If you want to know about this town, then you should ask Louise, Thomas Kat.
Door, this is another door.
I can't soup by Joan Beaver. Wait, what if I...
It looks so stern with that look on your face and frighten the humans.
Yeah, I'm trying to get into the castle, bruv.
Chill, I'm friendly.
That's just gonna take me around there.
Can I get up on the wall somehow?
I don't even first person here.
What's over here?
And here
There must be a way to just get in either up or below
What ee that thing on your back is it all right
That's or a kid came through here looking as bad as that. Why don't you take this one to tell me bar?
Oh, yeah, tell me bar. Where was that one?
All the doors are locked
I think it was over here actually.
I think I remember.
First let's see if this door is open.
Yeah, it's gotta be open.
Yeah, I scripted it.
Beast, get up!
Ah, sick. Okay. There is a hole. You there. Yeah, the cat. You're Link, right? Yes, I thought
so I could just tell you now.
I'm Luis. Do you remember meeting me in this shot before?
Though I don't think we were properly introduced.
In any case, I must tell you, I'm a little bit puzzled as to why you look
like that. Really dear, you can't blame the humans
for tossing you out the way you look.
oh another patient is certainly our curious sort
please damn she looks horrible
princess Zelda yeah I'm trying to get you to Zelda that's what I've been trying
the entire time and she's in the cost settle this way okay
Here, get it through the window. The attic is connected to the castle's waterway. It's
an old waterway though, so it could be a rough trip. That's kind of nostalgic. Well I suppose
all that's left to do is make sure that the humans don't notice you.
This song is beautiful.
Very nice.
Yeah.
Our shit got him!
uh...
oh shit
That guy's treasure
Hey, where did that ghost come from hey you don't just stand there get the ghost I
Can't wait I can sense them now
Yeah
So I'll finish oh cool
Okay, collect one from each poll you defeat see how many you have on the collection screen
Okay, there you go brother. Oh, thanks for beating the ghost. Can I call you doggy?
I'm Giovanni. I became consumed by greed long ago and sold my soul to a dark
creature that did this to me. I can't move. I can't go see my girlfriend. My pet
cat Gengal is frozen on my head. Oh, I even noticed that. I don't think I could
be more miserable. I have to ask you a favor, Dalgi. Can you find in the feet the
20 ghosts that lurk in the dark for me? I think if you can free the pieces of my
sold from the ghost that hold them I'll be free but it's raining out now so I
don't think you can go outside directly I'll open the door to the underground
waterway okay so you gotta have 20 ghosts for this guy is it worth it I found
two go three ghosts I think well I haven't killed that I was first one to
kill once the rain stops you can come back in here by digging around the
Fromth wall where the cats gather. Okay. Understand, Algie? Sure.
See you.
Fromth wall where the cats gather. But I'd say if I get all the ghosts.
Okay, there was sticks there when fire was go we have no time to lose
Oh yeah, you can't dash with this thing.
Oh nice.
Very nice.
Okay, die.
Made a nice fucking dead.
I made a nice fucking dead.
Is there another torch here somewhere?
Don't worry, I gotta solve this puzzle first.
Ah, can you go here?
Your life is safe with me trust
Oh, we're back in the sewers now. We are, yeah.
Okay, I guess I'll die.
We have the speed at x50 for one more, and I have at x58, thank you.
All right, we made it.
I'll do a moment there.
Hold on.
Why did you hang on the ledge?
Just jump, bruv.
I'm a nice fucking dead.
It's so over.
Bars it makes 33 so we'll get on!
Oh, my God.
Made it. Just in time. Oh.
Hey, you!
please please tell me how do we break the curse on this one this is the one you
need him to save your world that's why princess please you must help Link
What binds him is a different magic than what transformed him when he first passed the curtain of twilight. It is an evil power.
Our world is one of balance, just as there is light to drive away darkness, so too is there benevolence to banish evil.
Head for the sacred grove that lies deep within the lands guarded by the spirit pharon, okay?
There you'll find the blade of evil's vein that was crafted by the wisdom of the ancient
sages.
The master sword!
Yeah.
The Maulster Sword is a sacred blade that evil can never touch.
Evil cloaks you like a dark veil, and that blade is the only thing that can cleave it.
Link a hero sent by the goddesses.
Like you, I have been granted special powers by the goddesses.
Fine, Link. You can get to the woods on your own, right?
Princess, I have one last request.
Can you tell him where to find the Mirror of Twilight?
Midnight, I believe I understand now just who and what you are.
Despite your mortal injuries, you act in our stead.
These dark times are the result of our deeds, yet it is you who have reaped the penalty.
this now Mina I pass it to you
no link stop her
Hey, you!
Saldo?
Zelda?
We go back Link, back to Ferenwoods. Damn, back Homa.
Damn, she looks crazy now. What the hell man?
Zelda, I've taken all that you had to give, so I did not want it.
I don't want it damn what?
I'm
Guessing we can't uh teleport
Actually, no you can. Cool. Um, alright, let's...
Can get the ability now? No, I can't.
Well, yeah, actually no. You're right. I think I can.
I think I can yeah you're right
No, I can because I blew that open and I can go through the dungeon kill the Po
Yeah, I know I can definitely get it. I should be able to get it now
Let's see the donkwon I see the dome wait, how do I get to the dome though?
Just, you can't jump up here.
Yeah, no, I can't jump up here, but there is the- like, I went there through the dungeon, also.
And that dungeon is...
is...
over...
where?
Over- oops.
Man, that dungeon is- is like, up there, though. Fuck.
No, I can't get it.
The dungeon is up where I need to go, so that that's not an option.
Well, back to the forest, I guess.
Okay, fuck it, map, portal, back to the forest.
How about play Nino Cooney?
No.
Okay, so where did you say?
What is it like? Ah, talk. The monster sword is deep within Farenwoods in the sacred grove.
Get that sword, let's undo the curse I then put on you. Yeah, but the sacred grove, I
mean, you're looking at the map, that's just to the chest that's blocked. Let's see, maybe
it says something here if you zoom in. Right here is, it's blocked by a rock.
He's definitely here somewhere, so let's just run around and see.
You want to go to bed?
Can you stop here and see me tomorrow?
Well, I'm not live tomorrow, and I'll be live for a few more hours here.
Yeah.
It probably...
Oh well.
Yeah, this is blocked.
And this takes me... where?
Right.
Sacred Grove.
Well, it's not there, it's not there.
It's gotta be in that area then.
Well, that's where the Forest Temple is.
Like, Forest Temple, Pitch Dark ahead, parties, okay.
a big spot it takes to the other end oh really oh that's sick
what is this area right here
this has to be it the circle of the sword is in the middle
Oh fuck, why, uh, can I jump?
Yeah.
I think that's it.
I just gotta actually get there.
Up above me is the chest.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a foe here.
I got a seven kilometer run in today working to get a McCarty offer makes his weeks for
life let's go dude nice work
wash come on right ignore that
Let's see, I mean, there's definitely something over Forest Temple.
Looking on the world map, you can see there is something to the left in the forest.
It's clearly an area.
Ah ha!
Monkeys!
Oh, what's?
Did you save me?
Thank you!
Listen!
These are so nice!
Let me tell you something.
There's a really pretty wooded area on the other side of this cliff.
I climbed over there. I want to try to get deeper into the woods. Those guys attacked me.
I'll tin those woods anyway.
Sure is a pretty forest, you know the one I found over there on the other side of the cliff.
If you're going, please be careful. Your smell, it's so familiar.
It smells a bit like a green-collared prince who helped me out once.
All right, so I can jump here, yeah.
There's another shakeshner force beyond the ish shakshin.
Alright Link, let's go!
Oh, yeah, you can.
Yeah, that's cool.
Oh, yeah, you can.
Yeah, that's cool.
Oh yeah, you can. Yeah, that's cool.
Oh, new movie here! Yes! Yes!
Fucking love this shit.
Okay.
Well
WOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh come on that was totally in
Yeah show me the
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How was that incorrect? What the-
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Con...
I think the mid one wasn't long enough, that's why.
New move, new move.
And I know there's another move in Lake Healy also.
Let teachings of old pass to you.
Take sword in hand and find me, and where are you going to be now, though?
Outside Kakariko!
No, it's actually Lake Hylia.
Okay.
Cool.
cool wait how the hell do I I guess teleport Zora and just go down here
or wait there's a big wall there how do I even get to you well we got to figure
that out later we got to get human link back first
I should fall the code of the best life I've ever got true true
Legendary moments
Please, I know this one, man. So easy.
Yeah, go. Howl.
Oh.
Let's first try so easy.
I knew you would.
Yo, Big Bob makes 36, but thank you.
Skull Kid!
Oh
This move is so repeated it just one shots everything
You know what I'll leave you guys be
No matter how many times you defeat these things they keep coming back lane
We ought to lay down a field of dark energy and beat them all at once. That's what I did. Yeah
Is he dootin'?
Let him do it, fuck no.
Shit, where'd he go?
I hear dooting, I hear dooting, my right ear, okay, I wanna hear him doot.
See?
Doot.
See? Cute.
Yeah, that was something.
But there he is very pretty.
Did I die yet?
No.
Come on.
move how mechanic is pathed into and after at least his game has been as low as hunted
the entire Japanese vault population to extinction for copper infringement, I almost believe
I
Shicken back
I don't play economy. Yeah, but I flushed it
Fuck where'd he go?
They go back here
Yeah, there is
do do do do do do do.
Come on.
That's down to my left, I think.
I
Lot only plays Omega slope as evidenced by this game
all right
You little dooter, come here.
this is gimmick
I'm using Dualsense for this, yeah, literally just plug and play, no DS for Windows or anything.
That was smooth.
Fuuuuck!
Fuuuuck!
Do then!
that's it yeah
He he he, bye!
Oh yes, there's a blow-up of a rock here.
Oh
I did something
We are guardians of this land.
Guide us to where we once stood.
Only then can you enter the true sacred grove.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
to speak to our hearts what would you have of us oh my fucking god why is this in my
My Zelda wait wait I jumped to wait what just happened? I just got stomped
Wait, so right, okay
Fuck me
Should be should be solvable right should be solvable
Yeah, but the thing is, where the fuck did this come from?
I mean, I'm kind of close, I guess.
All of a sudden, insane, they could all come puzzle of hell?
Okay, if I jump here, we're fucked.
Can't do that.
Oh my god.
Okay, let's try.
Okay, let's try.
Oh yeah, you're not gonna jump then, okay?
And then I jump like that.
this is so dumb
I found something on one step off
Oh, that's actually very close though, because then I would have gotten here.
Well, don't jump like that now because I'll crush my ass, okay.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
Okay, I think we can get him.
Oh, righty then.
I need you.
Thanks, Mr. Streamer.
Now I finally have time to go fill up the car
and clean up the kitchen, and do the laundry.
Uh, unironically, you might actually...
This is pretty...
The thing is, there's probably such an easy solution
in the first, like, three moves when you restart.
I think I need if I could be have been like one more over there would have been so good
would have been so free but now I'm not now he's just gonna jump there and I'm back there
I'm just going back and forth now. We got to like restart
Zelda what the fuck did you put this in the game?
Okay, we got to change our gameplay strategy
Let's
Yeah, you know what? Yes, let's change our gameplay strategy
Okay, let's try this.
Okay.
A maus already sold it, wow.
That's almost nostalgic.
I'm going to spaghetti something.
Let me spaghetti.
Okay.
Pretty good.
No, I'm fine.
Okay. Pretty good. Now, if I go there, he's going to jump there, then I go there, he's
going to be there, and then they just switch spot. But they are good like that now. So
If I were to give myself some stuff here...
Oh, righty!
Yeah, let's switch from the Pippo Special Strat to the Wild'n'Destrat.
The Pippo Special.
Just allow me to cook, okay?
What happens if you make them jump into each other?
Just don't test it. Fuck it. Don't test it.
It's not gonna end well, and you know it.
Yeah, if we get you, like so, or you like...
Okay, okay. So that is the goal then.
Okay. That's definitely the goal.
Okay, let's try this.
So if I can do this...
No, fuck. I don't want you to go that way.
Oh man, what the why? Why? Okay, um, you can't for too long and now everything is
burnt. Yeah, it's a bit fucked. I might need to restart as long as I can get you, okay.
I'm so far, okay.
If I go here now, okay.
No, I can't go...
I'm just gonna go in a fucking square.
That's the problem.
Oh my god.
I should restart.
I should restart it.
That's what I should do.
I'm just trying to solve this anyway.
You forgot the solution from Lux's Vod, huh?
That's Prigaila.
I actually missed the Lux I played with.
Okay, let's do that. Okay. That doesn't work. It's pretty close, but it's just like that.
Cause I can't, okay.
It's like one.
If I go there, you will go there. Oh wait.
Hellvette, hellvette, hellvette, I'm so close. I'm so fucking close.
You can't jump to them when they stand right next to you.
I wish I could have been over there now, it would have been easy, but I'm not, I'm on
the side.
Wait, am I fucking locked?
I'm actually locked, I think.
I can't jump to the side.
I'm softlocked.
I gotta restart- Oh, I was one move away!
Oh, well.
I gotta restart it, Chad. I have to restart it. I have to restart it.
I- There is no way for me to jump. I can't jump anywhere.
Gotta restart it.
Oh, fuck! Dude, I was so close to the guy after you.
Yeah. Yeah. I soft locked myself in a kid's puzzle game. Imagine that.
I got a Vaseline in my chair.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's making noise. Oh, you can't hear it because I have no escape.
Um, but it's making noises.
You know, I want to... what if I can...
What if... okay, okay, this is gonna be dank, but hear me out, hear me out.
Hear me out here, okay chat, hear me out.
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
That's a four-minute old account. Everyone knows it and everyone sees it. It can't fool
me, brother. You cannot fool me. Okay, so now I'm gonna be like that again. Just pretty...
It's pretty close, it's pretty close.
But if I do, there it is, but then you're going to move like that, okay.
Let's try, no, no, no, no, no, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
This game is not a kids game this game is only for geniuses this true well now
Now I can't do shit here. Actually, no I can.
Never mind.
Look, I'm one off. I'm one off. One.
I'm one off.
VodFriends skip to GTA 7 or Final Fantasy 19 release early.
GTA 7. We're never getting GTA 7.
GTA 6 is where they're gonna stop and make all their billions from GTA.
Like, we're gonna get more GTA online and then...
Yeah.
That's how it is, chat.
Oh, okay. This must be solvable from here, but I can't jump here now, which wouldn't...
I'm one off! I'm one off! It's so triggering!
And I just fucked myself again.
Oh
Hey Catholic makes five buck you do this for years. This is one of those you saw that in the first 30 seconds or it takes two days
I'm gonna solve that myself again.
I don't even care.
I don't even care.
It is what it is at the end of the day.
his fucking music's gonna drive me insane
Okay, ummm...
You want the reason to create companion characters like Freya?
No.
You know who the reason those are?
Is people that start complaining because they can't solve it.
Do you see me complain?
Nope.
It's actually kind of fun.
If I were to be here and like,
Oh, Nintendo should never make a game again!
Miyamoto, what the fuck is this?
This is so bad! Never make a game!
Wait, I sound like the UK guy now.
That's who the yellow paint is for.
Not people actually trying to solve it.
LR is the person playing those mobile game at puzzle time.
Those are sick, dude.
I love those.
I'm gonna make him jump into each other and see what happens.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
Whaaaaat?
Wait, that's actually interesting, because I move forward, but they don't.
Didn't you kind of fuck yourself with that?
I mean, I've already fucked myself many times here, anyways, not like it matters.
Not like it matters.
I need to get over on this side, I haven't been here in a while.
Yeah, it's true.
If I go there, I don't have enough space, that's the problem.
I need to like I need to get some space like give me some space
But I know because it's one off again if I do this that's the problem
I did like have
One off lethal
it's true it's true I'm pretty sure I was like two moves away from having it like
three attempts ago and then I self-locked myself
you know what friends skip to four hours into Wednesdays stream when LR beats
this puzzle hey Yoshi you want to help me with this it's a kids game puzzle I'm
I'm gonna try something while I'm
I'm so far
All right, we go again
We go again that's just how it is let's try it let's try this way instead
So I'm thinking to keep moving.
Okay, you know I'll fucking do that.
Well, I'm gonna self-log myself again here.
Probably.
Yeah, if they find, you know, I'll do that. I'll do that. We'll see what happens, yeah?
Oh, look at this.
I have no space to move there anyways.
No, because you're still going to move backwards.
That's the problem.
You need to not move backwards.
He did not move backwards.
Can't put an elephant in front of the corner.
Ah, probably can't.
You know what I'm saying?
No, it's bad to be here.
It's bad to be in this one.
Yeah, like this guy's fucked. I need to, like, switch.
Yeah, I think the closest I've been, is when I had it like that, then I was like two moves
away but then I fuck myself by soft locking in the corner.
Because then I need to move one like so near.
Vod friends skip to when Salad beats Pomerando.
Yeah, okay. Listen this is my take a while.
a while, they're not that long, right? Not that long.
Okay, I'm kinda scared of saw-locking myself now, but okay. They will both be on the same
wavelength here, which is pretty sick. So... yeah. That's pretty good. Let's try this.
Thank you for pausing the stream, Ella. Now? I managed to take a shower, make food, and
do the laundry
Did I ask?
You can come to me and say it now
I think Afflear will help you if it's good
If I do that then you're there
You will be there which is fucked
So that won't work
Imagine if I had unlimited
it. This will be so free.
Yeah, let's just hop a little bit.
But now I'm just back there again. This is like the first attempt.
There's nothing I can get from out of this, except splitting them again.
What the fuck's that gonna do?
Nothing.
There's just nothing.
I don't want that- well, no, I would've tried that.
Also, I- I must be right on the tip of the spear. I have to be.
Okay, well, how about if I do this side?
just crush my ass
just crush my ass
I'm tired here
Oh
Yeah, it's one away again
FUN!
There!
Oh!
Oh!
Jokes aside, I was actually at the gas station, and you're still here, Dench.
Puzzle sucks!
It's actually kind of fun though.
It's kind of fun.
I'm gonna softlock myself if I do that again.
It is a pretty cool puzzle to be honest.
just came like out of the left field
this is like lap six now
fucking let's just let's just do this let's see what happens
let's do what the first-time chatter said
we saw this person two minutes to the kid
yeah okay
maybe with your mom on your side
on her laptop with game facts open
little bro is lying
little bros mega liar
seen as the soy boy isn't going anywhere with us anytime soon
don't forget to love your fellow chattas
people on
no no let me let me cook
i'm cooking dude
i'm cooking
I'm actually cooking chat
Can we slow-cook? Hey slow-cook is based
Fuck me I'm one away
Cause if I go like that and then that, that guy's just stuck in the fucking corner again!
Oh!
Maybe I'll bunk them again.
No, wait, if I bunk them...
Oh, I'm not softlocked.
Hub hit?
Oh hell yeah.
Is there a link?
Oh fuck, you just-just-just jump.
Let's see what happens.
And if I jump again, then what?
Yeah, I need a hard hit right now.
This shit's...
Ass.
No, wait, don't do it. Do not jump up. Do not jump up right now. You'll softlock yourself.
There's no question mark. I will soft lock chat. It's literally soft lock.
Oh! I might have it!
No, we're fucked.
We're fucked.
There's no ragebait chat, we're fucked.
I'm gonna softlock myself.
I will softlock myself.
Hey, you!
I'm terrified of self-locking myself.
Oh, and he thinks five.
No, no, no, no.
Then I would gain facts.
It's just like this.
Up above above above above above.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Hey!
Typical here?
Jump?
The boy jumps with me.
I can't do that because then he's gonna jump.
But then they're one off.
If I go up...
Like so.
Then it's one off.
If I do this, it's one off.
It's one off everywhere.
Look at my ass.
I think I might have it.
I might have it.
I'm just making sure so I don't fuck it up.
I think I have it.
Fucking finally. Oh my gosh.
YES!
Ah, kids game so easy! Easy kids game!
Bring it on me, I'm not though oh
Yes, he's not here
Damn what a rush
Go now to the sacred place of beasts
We yield passage to the sacred grove
Master sword be done better be strong as fuck after this
Someone's been here
I'll come out of things the rate I've got a good strum and they're Bartok
Thanks, brother and rocks things in a 58. Thank you. Yeah, someone's been there chest is open
Hmm
Yeah
Is Master Sword in the newer games?
Don't you just have a bunch of weapons with durability in those?
Yeah?
How does that work?
Did my sword just fucking break?
It sucks ass?
What?
Oh, it just recharges.
Okay.
Okay.
The sword accepted you as its monster.
Yeah.
Alright, we got it.
We got the shield and sword now.
This thing is the embodiment of the evil magic that Zond cast on you.
It's definitely different from our tribe's shadow magic.
Careful.
Careful if you touch it you'll turn back into a beast
This thing is too dangerous probably for the best if we just leave it here, huh?
But on the other hand if we kept it you'll be able to transform into a beast any time you want it
Yeah, that's how I get that damn hilly and scale
Yes since aunt was kind enough to give this to us we should be thankful we use it all we can
If you need it just call me. I want to keep a low profile so I'll hide in your shadow when you're human
But I can change you whenever
Okay, you can be a wolf anytime you like
Also thanks to this thing you can warp whenever you want by switching into wolf form. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Fuck yeah, that's so good.
Hey, but listen Link, I've got a little favor to ask.
Would you mind coming with me to find something
called the Mirror of Twilight?
It's hidden somewhere in Hyrule.
Yes, the Mirror of Twilight,
our last potential link to Zaynz.
There's a fast transfer with his ports, no R and A.
Damn, look at the sword!
Yeah!
I'm longed!
Yeah, and the sheath is so cool.
Wait, what?
I hear you.
I saw you.
A snail?
Why is there a broken chest here?
That's- it feels like some secret lore.
Oh, it's R plus Y?
Oh yeah, nice!
Hell yeah, that's so nice dude.
Oh yeah, maybe I can wolf here to jump up.
No? Okay.
Okay, well we can teleport and it's somewhere in Hyrule.
Fuck that, no I don't care about your mirror, I'm getting the new skills.
Master sword good version? What is this? ZFG dude?
What in HD?
Oh, I'm so excited to get two new skills now.
Oh, oops.
If you've never played Test King, please check out my source team from it.
I mean, I'm not gonna watch that scene, it just, you know, you never know, but, you know, yeah, you know.
Oh my god it's so over down mid down
Play the... yeah.
Down mid up, down mid up, down mid up, down mid up.
Oh, that was it?
Okay, so easy game.
Nice, that's two new skills we can get now.
Insane.
Let teachings of old pass to you.
Take sword in hand and find me. Yes, we have two of these now to find. Fuck yeah.
What? What the fuck is that?
I can't even go there.
Literally no, yeah, whatever.
I'm going to Lake Hew- I am in Lake Hew now.
I need to go up there.
Is there actually a way for me to get up there from here?
It's above the waterfall.
do i have to teleport to..
at least i'm pretty sure it's about the waterfall
yeah
hub hit
fuck!
burrow died to a silver knight
That's kind of funny.
That may pick me, no one ever did.
So the wolf, yeah, he's above the waterfall so I think I gotta teleport to Zora's and
just ride the water down I guess.
There's no like gimmick here, right?
Blum has no need to speak to humans.
Hello, no, no, no, no, I'm plumb, I'm really excited about the latest attraction down here
at the lake.
Wanna hear about it?
Okay.
The attraction is all about popping balloons as you move toward the goal, it's the bendis.
The balloons are worth different amount of points.
Yeah, okay, I don't care man, I'm trying to get the new skill, I do not care about your
rules.
I guess I'm in need of a guy over 10,000 points.
The game starts as soon as you fly into the air.
Yeah, I'm not playing your game, bro.
I'm trying to get up there.
Yeah, you know what?
Let's just go to Zora's Domain.
Nice for a heart piece.
Yeah, we can be mailing again.
We can be both now.
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Mmm.
Oh, right.
Alright.
What is this?
Question, if you could morph into a shadow beast form, would you be a giraffe to come as if I were real hot, or rather sure I'd reflect for Santa?
Uh, neither?
I'll be a fucking beast?
Fuck!
No, I'm getting sidetracked. Oh snowpeak
I never know what the mirrored twilight is but am I fun to clue in the bustle of Castle Town
Okay, well the thing is I want to unlock a new skill a new skill
I want to blow up the rock too but I can't.
Wait, but I can't even get there from here.
Isn't this blocked?
I'm trying because it was a blade watching hand-tie.
Fairly certain this is blocked.
Yeah, can I actually go through there?
is there like a hole down here?
So I have no idea how you get this unless it's from the town backwards.
Could be, could be, Grieber thinks 33, banana pizza, Trink Trink.
Aw, how do you know I'm Link?
Oh.
Greetings, Mr. Lake. I've come to deliver a letter. It's a letter from Telba.
Well, my business is concluded. Onward to mail.
Guys, dedicated. Gotta get some.
Okay, well, let's see if I can go through the town center then.
Well, there's a bunch of stores here.
What is this?
Do I like cars game? I'm not a super big fan of like cars games. I know that Mika's
been playing New Force, I don't know if it's good though.
Ah, it's my heroic brother! My dad brought me back here for the first time in a while,
but things around here look a little different from last time. We were allowed to go through
the inner gate right away last time, but this time we were not let through at all. And without
reason even oh and brother I'm selling potions here now I can buy one cup of
red potion roller 40 you know what yeah can't sell your red potion well okay I
thought you'd give me a bottle you cheapskate
hey road brother just the view is the view from observation deck really nice
My dad's serious about business so he always says I must mount the store which means it ever takes me out to the deck
But I want to be a good business go around like him. So maybe it's all for the best
So brother, would you buy some no way God?
I janked fours that ten out of ten. Oh damn
I don't want to agitate the young ones despite all that is going on if you think you need
More arrows just let me know okay, so this is basically a giant shop. No, I don't need more arrows are good
Wait did IGN gave the mixed tape a 10 out of 10
Oh, they did? Wow. Okay. Well, I haven't played Mixed Leaps, I can't say, but I keep hearing
stuff about that game. Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry, but while having
a customer in the store with shoes as filled these doors can make our other
clients uncomfortable. What do you come back when you found more polished footwear?
Oh yeah? How about you polish this? Okay I can't change that. What about this?
Welcome. I guess I'm not welcome.
let's see so in front of me is the queue still here no now I can get there I
guess because there's a queue blocking this before
He should be over here somewhere all right
Is that a bug?
Ladybug! Mine now, yoinkies!
Oh, chests!
How the hell do you get this one?
Okay, he's definitely over here somewhere, it's gotta be.
Are you down here?
No, there you are! Yes!
Fuck yeah!
I'm gonna teach you the soup, Lex Ling!
Imagine, that would be so beast!
again this is next is the greatest of the hidden skills I've taught you to this
point really the greatest and it may test the limits of your endurance you
still wish to monster it yeah very well before we begin I must test you to
ensure you have mostly the last yeah backslice
Excellent, it appears you are certainly capable of performing my Lost Art.
Very well, my fourth hidden skill is the Helm Splitter.
Isn't that the one he doesn't smash, bros?
Let it be hewn into your mind.
It's impossible to circle around and perform a backslice against fully armored enemies
that move swiftly in combat.
Against such fellows you must first use a shield attack to make them flinch, but then
quickly press A. You'll leap into the air over the enemy's head and greet them with
your blade by immediately striking from behind. Oh, okay. This is the helm splitter. Okay.
Sounds easy. Yeah, cool.
What ails you right after the helm splitter is perfect. Oh, you want me to attack?
Impressive. Do not miss your chance on a health sputter with A after a shield attack.
The fourth hidden skill the health sputter has been passed on.
Yeah, cool. There's still three hidden skills for you to learn. Yeah, one we have unlocked.
I can't get to the area, though.
Chatting? Last of us three announced?
I would be really excited for Last of Us Three.
I don't think they're working on it, though, but...
Hey, you're that human, yeah. Oh, yeah, the other girls told me about you, brother. Take
a look at these rocks. Amazing. Was there a landslide or something? What are you doing
here anyway, brother? Trying to pass through? If I drank some hot spring water, it might
give me the strength to break through a big rockfall like this. Yeah, brother, find some
hot spring water you should come see me again hot spring water is that like the
Zoras can they just blow it up no
so I bombed
there's a house on the left side alley of the town yeah I'll go there I'll
check it thank you
damn root piece everywhere
why do you insist that it takes 53 yank you dude
Yank you. Thank you.
I'm gonna cry like 74, Palsdix, two year anniversary.
Welcome to the fortune-telling house for Naughty's Palace.
The fates swirl about you and only I can tell what they have in store.
The door to the future will open for ten rupees.
Okay, sure.
Good.
So which door will you open?
love I see I'll show you the shape of love you haven't even recognized speak
fates
and leave us a cat can you down the office see
what
Wait, are you showing me where heart pieces are?
Love.
There's hook spots over there.
I see a chest on top of the thing.
Interesting.
Very cool.
Okay.
Go to the spot you've just seen and do something.
Okay.
about like the career thing? Oh, is that like money where I can find rupees?
If you seek is buried in sand, if you want to fly to find it.
Huh. Okay, hey, that's really cool though.
Good way to spend some money.
Oh, it's a main story, Buried in Sand.
Real.
What was this?
It's a guy lurking outside.
Agifel's Castle.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck are you?
Oh boy, I thought you were a giant grasshopper.
Well, you're not a bug.
You're a person.
Still, you're wearing those clothes, so that tells me you like bugs too.
Oh boy, I forgot the formalities.
You have an audience with the Princess of the Bug Kingdom.
Agitha is my name.
I've invited the 24 Golden Bugs of the World to the ball, but I don't know if they got
lost in a way or what, but they're not here, that's for sure.
If you see him, would you please bring them here to the Geethas Castle?
Okay, this is where you bring the bugs. Okay.
If you have a bug with you now, please give it to me. The ball must begin.
Yeah.
You're a little male ant, aren't you? Little cutie.
Little ant will ant, I might mistake it for a grain and put you in my cereal.
Oh boy, thank you so much, I'm so happy.
You actually went bug hunting for me, didn't you?
To be honest, I doubted you would.
I guess some might consider me a poor matter princess.
From now on, if you bring me insects, I should share my happiness with you.
You can keep it in this.
OOOOOOOH!
COOL!
HUGE!
Punch it straight in the face for that stupid line.
I thought you were a giant G.R. anomalous.
Thank you, uh, guns.
I wonder if there's a partner for a little male ant somewhere close by where you found this one.
If anybody becomes part of a pair, I think I'll be able to share great happiness with you.
Oh, shit, okay.
Oh boy oh boy who's your friend you're a little ladybug aren't you you little cutie the
ladybug the ladybug if I was smaller I would get on your back and would fly
around thank you so much I'm so happy and I'm sure this
happen is with you. Yay. 22 bugs. Gonna find a partner for
any single bug at the ball? Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it.
Oh boy, boy, is her friend a little beetle? Aren't you a little cutie? Yes, yes, yes. Oh yeah, she
This is only my pillow.
You can hold 1k in this version?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, who else can skip that?
Like, she says that specific line for everyone.
Boys, you're friends with a little snail, aren't you, little cutie?
Little snail, little snail.
Just once, I'd like to take a bath in that slime.
Yeah, it's definitely over 600.
It's a bit, um, yeah, they're freaking it.
Oh, is this where she sleeps?
This place is weird though, also there's a guy trying to stare in at the window.
Like what are you doing?
What?
What business do you have with a Github?
You don't look like you'd have the same interest as the Githa.
You listening? I'm only gonna say it's once. If you don't like bugs, then you're better off not hassling her.
Huh.
Little punk.
Twilight Prince's HD ups the numbers, but the dialogue's broken.
Ohhh.
The big wallet is 600 and OG, 1000 and HD. Okay.
Greetings and salutations good sir, welcome to the Kingdom of Hopes and Fauna's Dreams.
In this place, you can taste the life of a circus star and get your hands on gear that
boggles minds.
It's our earnest hope that you'd find the life playing the star game.
The rules are exceedingly simple.
So all you must endeavor to do is track down all the glowing orbs and collect them all
before timer's out.
Okay, I mean, I'll do it.
of easy. The game will begin once you enter the cage. May chance pay for you. I'm ready
Dude, I'm the platform guard.
Oh my God, he's just small as hell.
I can make that oh I suppose okay, yeah, let me go again. I need to
Yo again shabby luck. Yeah, come on. Come on. Let me go again again again again again. I
Got this shit. This is so free and easy
Watch my genius, okay, we got that now I go here and I jump
So fuck fuck it's over
It's so
You can cheat you can cheat you can cheat dude, I'm gonna cheat fuck this I'm cheating hard
Yeah, I'm cheating
Oh, to be fair, he didn't say anything about it, did he?
I don't think so.
I am cheating.
So easy cheating.
No, Link!
Whoo!
impossible her but have a day to say it's the debut of a new star shower and
floss all around to the star I should give this oh okay cool next stage will
be one created just for you good sir I would expire should you decline please
at least it must try it when it's ready. Okay.
What up duck?
Oh that was cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is him!
Yeah, what up? It is him!
Okay.
Okay, right.
Well, I can pick up with the doggy.
Aw!
Hey, buddy.
Say, what would you say you're a good at?
I'm good at picking stuff up.
Really, I'd rather be playing in the middle, but my master doesn't understand.
I don't even know where the Mirror of Twilight is.
I'm looking for a clue on what to do somewhere here.
Did it then?
boy watch yeah crowd okay yeah if you would for the sake of peace and
Haru would you please make a dono yeah you know it's easy here you go
I spear love this in upon you if you continue to pray for peace someday
I'll be surrounded with love wow great yeah except my love died
okay the bustle I can't transform here so
Oh, this door is open.
I'm actually really curious where the game is heading now.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Well, what if we go back to, um, let's go back to the game.
Well, what if we go back to, um, let's go back to the clinic, I guess.
See if there's any dudes there, you know.
Dudes and shit.
Dudes and...
They're dudes and...
What are all that guys doing?
He's looking right over there.
Look, that guy's standing right across from us.
See, he's staring right at us.
I thought this guy would pickpocket me.
He's looking over here. I wonder what his story is.
The man's standing right across from us.
See, he's looking right at us.
Alright.
Oh, there's a doggie here.
Ah, damn it. I can't, uh...
Okay.
Hey, this is where all the cats are, huh?
I don't know all their meetings in the open space in front of Giovanni's house, but I
don't see why.
Most gangle isn't coming anyway.
We can't have the meeting up...
Okay.
Oh, that's the dig spot for this, I guess?
to get back in there.
Jovani's house.
This is where you gotta turn in the bows.
Doggy, look, I still can't move.
I need to move.
All right, 17 more.
There's no Garf later.
Whee!
I'm going to the clinic.
Yo what up, Connolly? Eating homemade lemonade and pizza? Oh, fuck yeah, that sounds amazing.
Hey, mailman! What's the order, what's the order? Oh yeah, wait, I got a letter from him that I forgot about.
Link, there are some folks I want you to meet, so come to my bar.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, I am at the bar.
Oh.
Oh my, if it isn't Link.
You made it.
How you been, honey?
Mercy, we have good timing.
I was just talking about you.
Hey.
Hey everyone introduce yourselves this handsome young man is the infamous link
you remember what I told you before honey these are those friends I mentioned
the ones who are trying to help deal with all the troubles in Hyrule actually
there's one more of us but there's been a disturbing turn of events in the Western
Desert oh are we going desert so he's gone to check it out he's an old and
Western is where the new move is. He's an older man named Aouru. If you happen to meet
him, definitely take time to talk with him, okay honey? Well you've come all the way here
honey. Why don't you relax a bit? Why don't you be sociable and talk to these folks? They're
a jolly bunch.
Oh hello there, you must be Link, correct? I'm Shab. Wonderful to meet you. Tell him
told me all you've been up to. You're rather formidable. I'm rather not, I'm afraid. Well,
I'm formidable at book readings. But I lack, shall we say, physical skills.
That said, if the history and legend of Hyrule are your cup of tea, I'm your fellow. If you're
curious, just ask away. I'm Ashe. I grew up in the mountains with my father, who was a knight in
in his own right. He taught me the arts of Voraz though I was his son. Of course, lessons
in common courtesy were not part of the regimen, so forgive me if I come off as rude, yeah?
Listen, before I blab both of your ears off, I want to tell you something. Snow Peak, the
mountain to the north of Hyrule, is unlike any mountain I've ever known. I don't know
much yet, but things happen there that happen on Noah the Mountain I know of. Evil controls
So just to know something more, I'll tell you. Until then, you should stay away.
Right, um...
Okay, well, they talked about to the west. I have no way of getting to the...
Oh.
Well, I'll be fucked um yeah the map I looked at before unless there's a new man
Oh
Oh the tower there old kodger autos at Lake Hulia studying the desert
Okay, yeah, we should definitely go there then.
Oh, I want to hear this.
Thanks.
Talking to a Poeness Wolf Link? Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Should test that.
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Should test that.
Okay, hey.
Is that a new bug up there?
It got the remake soon, yeah. I'll see you at TwitchCon. I'm gonna meet some of the devs,
I think. Fa-wa?
And I can't de-transform into water. It's just Rupee's done, or anyways.
No, I have no plans on 100%ing. It's a lot of collecting
Um
When it is what we got for the wish come I leave the 29th. I'm home the first
Like late the first I believe
Hmm
How the fuck
Big problem. No reach. Whatever, it's fine.
But again, that has never been enabled ever, and it never will.
Thank you so much, that was great.
No the Poe disappeared.
You should definitely, if you want to get the Poes, you search in nighttime, or there's
There's a pole in the cave here, too.
No that fucking...
Pregimbo needs to go.
The Pregmolta one.
It's gotta go.
Zoom!
Alright, what's up?
I thought it was about time for you to arrive.
Master Link, innit?
You do know Telma, don't you?
I'm Aoru, I'm part of the group that Telma kindly allows us to meet at her bar.
I've heard all about your deeds from her, now you being a courageous youth, you've likely
heard of the strange events in the desert I come to investigate, no?
Or am I mistaken?
You do know, don't you, Master Link?
The Gerudo Desert!
held a prison built to hold the worst criminals this land has ever known.
The criminals who were sent as the death were sent directly to the underworld by a cursed
mirror that was kept in the prison.
Now that prison is condemned and even the road leading to the desert is impossible.
This desert at world's end still holds the cursed mirror and a malice of the doomed inmates.
These old bones know that the evil currently plaguing Hyrule is related to this wicked place.
So I've come to learn the truth.
This is not what 4K takes years.
This is just dust-light.
Master Link, I must ask, what will you do now?
Don't tell me you plan to enter the desert.
I confirm I suspiciously owe lies.
Of course I am, hello.
Ah, is that so?
Then let Gudolara help you out.
You see, like, Killia below us?
A man in fire runs an amusement ride of sorts there.
Oh, give him this.
Okay.
Okay, then you show it. Old school.
See, long ago I saved this man fire's life,
but now he cannot refuse me for ask a favor.
If you leave the rest of the fire, I should go well.
Can't wait to see where this goes.
I mean, he's gonna shoot us.
But first...
this.
I saw a chest here, I know I did.
Here is chest.
Ah.
I mean, it's a hundred.
I mean, I'll take it.
Why not?
It won't go to waste.
This version of Link's Tunic? How do I rate this version of Link's Tunic compared to previous
other games? No, it's very good. I really like it. Probably one of his top ones. Though
No I don't remember what he looks like in like Breath of the Wild and stuff.
From Old Arr, huh?
Well I guess I ought to do what the old Koo says.
Oasis, Oasis fly, right?
So here we go. One of our secret options not available to the general public.
This time's all paid for so what do you say you want to go?
Alright of them remember next time you got to pay. Sweet sailing buddy of mine.
One for races, fire and lull.
And Breath of the Wild's a tune it with shorts. Oh really?
No, I got the rupee wallet okay, cousin.
Wait, Link!
Before we go on, there's something I want you to hear.
You remember what the Spirit said about the few shadows?
What do you think happened to the magic wheelers who tried to rule the Sacred Realm?
They were banished, they were chased across the sacred lands of Hyrule, and driven into
another realm by the Goddesses.
It was another world entirely.
The antithesis of Hyrule, where the sun shines bright.
Its denizens became shadows that could not mingle with the light.
Eventually, most came to call it the Twilight Realm, and from it, none could return to the
world of Light.
They were forever doomed to live in the Twilight, flitting in the half-light of dusk, mere
shadows of Hyrule.
This is the history of the Twilly as it has been passed down from our ancestors.
Do you now understand what I am?
I'm a descendant of the tribe that was banished to the Twilight Realm.
There was a peaceful place until Xan took control of the Twilight Realm and transformed all
the Twilly into Shadow Beasts.
It's the realm where Nintendo sent a Metroid Prime series after 4?
Nothing!
Wasn't there some good ones after that?
Like Dread was good or something?
It's clear to me now that he somehow gained a great evil power previously unknown to our
tribe.
In any case, I will send from there.
He could no longer get into the Twilight Realm without his power.
Pride 4 is the new one that came out last year.
some air in here is no oxygen but there's another tale told by people by my
people though the goddesses forbade us to return to the world of light they left
one link between the light and the darkness something called the mirror
of twilight was passed to the protectors of Hyrule it's our only path to the
twilight realm and we must get there. They'll come with me won't you?
Foxcloak makes a 9 team bruh.
Oh, yeah, he's up there. I see him. Yes.
What is this, there's a chest here.
I probably can't do anything here, but I'll check it out.
Come on, there's shit here.
Minus all that.
Oh yeah save, you're right.
I haven't saved in a while.
Teleport there.
Do you have to unlock those teleports?
It's really far away.
Lil Jonas takes three years!
Three years I'm getting too old!
Thirty years in two months?
Oh, the life starts at 30.
Listen, 20 is for finding out.
30 is for lurking in
All right
Die scum
Wait, can I yoinkies? Yeah
Yeah!
Move!
Okay, if I'm not mistaken, the next move should be here.
There you are! Yes!
I need to scour the desert a bit, too.
Are there plays on playing the Uncharted original Uncharted trilogy?
No.
No plans.
The only Uncharted I haven't played is the latest one, like Deception or whatever.
We meet again at last.
The skills I've to teach you have entered the realm of true secrecy.
There are forgotten ways that do not leave our bloodline.
the techniques I shall be teaching you are some that may even endanger you.
You feel ready to learn? Yeah. Very well. Before I begin I must test... yeah, yeah, Helm
Splitter. Excellent. You're certainly capable of performing my lost art. Very well. My fifth
Hidden skill is the Mortal Draw.
Oh, that sounds cool.
The Ways of the Sword are known to many creatures, and some have strengthened their guards against
shield attacks and backslices.
Could you encounter such a foe, the mortal draw that I am about to teach you is most
effective?
You must sheath your sword and cast aside the most basic of sword skills, the El target.
You must wait until your foe is upon you, then before the enemy can see through your
roost, you must quickly draw your blade.
This is like a parry almost, okay.
There's no defense for this, the mortal draw deals DEATH.
Well, not try it. Okay
My dark press attack or a they shield the shield the ass
Or is it be
Okay
When we can read your movements because we're you are oh, yeah, I can't lock target
I read that I need to lock target
What if I was nearly upon you without L targeting? Okay?
Yeah, but what do I okay? I'll draw I see I see okay I see oh
Okay, listen, I thought it was like a Perry you just literally just draw that's it
That's it. I thought okay. Okay. Okay. I thought like a you have to time it or something
That's a pointed strike. Don't forget that this technique leaves your life at risk
fifth didn't scale okay
okay
Well, that sounds that sounds really good
Still two hidden skills, you know, yeah, let's go. That sounds this was really OP man
I'm just going out of the desert when I have more stuff.
Maybe there's a rock there.
You take the dude up to time it?
Oh, it can be blocked?
Okay.
Oh, it's these things!
I recognize them.
Oh, it's these things. I recognize them. There's got to be a stone at the snow place,
for sure.
I haven't watched Speedo in the tall princess, no.
A lot of them were seeing glimpses of it, like at JDQ back when I used to watch JDQ or something,
Nah, no memory of it.
Did you see how they skipped to the Master Sword? Yeah, I was thinking that when I got to the Master Sword, they...
...most have, like, skips for it.
Ah, sneaky.
assassin
They get the server for palace one yeah, I think I mean I figured it would be something like that because I
Mean this sword is right there you just have to like skip to it
Yeah, the Molster Sword is crazy. It's so powerful.
The bow is also very strong in this.
In a Togim, you would not have been able to shoot through that window.
That's true.
That is actually true.
Now we're over here.
That's not the key right there.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay.
Ha!
Cool.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, pushing open at the door in this, that was like the first time.
Oh, it's him!
Okay.
Why the bore though?
Alright, motherfucker, let's go.
Oh, nice. Powerful.
Ha ha, it's loading in the cutscene.
Ah, he's not giving up though.
Isn't this the game in which the chest opening animation is missing a frame or something?
I remember seeing something about a runner going AFK in the chest animations for hours
to handle something.
When he came back I realized long cap moved meters away from the chest because of it.
Still in the same animation.
No, the boar!
Save it!
Rupi animation so you can glide
Oh come on really not the gate okay, how about the other wall then up up up up up up up up up up up up buddy
All right
Oh, yeah, obviously it's this gate, fucking dent mastery.
Cool, let's go.
Oh, is this the temple?
Oh.
Oh.
Aww.
Oh, I talked to the boar?
Oh yeah, true!
Hey boar, what up?
Ah
This is one of my favorite Zaldos because you play yeah, let's go twilight Azeroth
This game has been super good so far it asked I'm really curious to see where it's going in this
Which direction now though because I've done the twilight stuff
And now what you gotta like find this mirror
Well, you know what, we'll take it.
Master's repuzzle is 32 minutes.
And that's pretty quick, to be honest.
Oh, shit.
temple. Arbiter's ground. Okay. Y'all massive takes three right of
Okay, we must definitely need the grappling hook here.
Worn get?
Aren't these guys in Majora's Master's office?
Oh shit!
Can I walk in this hand?
I... I'm back in?
There's a hook there, so we gotta get over here.
Aw...
Okay, that works nice oh
Skeletons wait, they're so tiny
Fuck oh wait, of course
Shots eyes, get a film.
Damn, salad, what up?
Thanks to the raid, you were alive a long time.
Only Ella liked his friends.
If only you guys played a good game, alright?
How about that one?
Alright, alright.
We're peeking here, dude.
We're peeking.
12 hours I can kill me.
Hey, nice work, dude.
Gonna go work out? Yeah, do it, man. Good luck.
I just entered the Desert Temple.
12 hours of a slot factory? They were playing Lethal Company though.
Okay.
Very straightforward area so far, I like it.
Oh my god.
Cock-a-roach.
It's quickspin so damn satisfying.
I'm stuck there the quickspin is just too good man it's so strong
Damn, Blue Moon!
Honestly, I don't know where to start.
I've been watching you for over a year now, back when the stream was smaller.
A year's not that long ago.
And uh, thank you?
Heh heh.
And chat blooms a lot as I actually read messages when they were not- is this a copypasta?
There were nights where fewer were just vibing together, I stayed because the streams became
part of my routine, some days I joined just to laugh, some days we got a laugh for a while.
And other days because your energy generally made things better, watch your videos if you're
crazy.
Thank you, bloomer.
But your ago is not that long.
I thought, yeah it might not be.
I, I, like, reading the beginning, I thought the message was like, ten years ago or so.
Hey, you.
Hey, it's cool, man. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Oh wait, he's a five-year follower. Oh, it's a fucking pasta!
Posterino.
Okay four flames taken gotta fix those
Can I be wolf here surely right? Oh is this like forest temple?
Yeah I can be wolf. Maybe I have not. What the fuck?
I'll still fuck you up.
Sold and berries!
Thanks for physics!
Thanks for cricket!
Thanks, 68!
That was a freaking enemy!
You know what I haven't seen in this game?
Rebeds!
I haven't seen any redeads, that goes...
WAAAH!
...until you freeze, and then they fucking hump you.
I haven't seen those.
That was one flame, I need more than that.
Oh, sniff!
Pose.
Oh, you can smell the pose?
As in, like, the pose outside, also?
It's a big chest there, so check that.
I'm saying to gotcha read that edits kill a pic no I'm not oh wait is this map
probably right it's got to be mad or yeah I don't even remember that it's crazy
crazy I tell you so should we go right or left well we get this chest first it
could be um compass no okay well i just a free hard piece all right yeah sure we
take those
oops
well let's go right first let's see here
Let's smell. No, no, no, no, no.
Huh?
Huh. Wait, without the, like, the quick transform or whatever, you have to press Z and press transform every time?
Oh, that's annoying.
Wow.
I guess it is moderately fast.
Oh, shit!
Are you a redead?
Kinda?
Or?
Wait, it's a redead!
Holy!
Ah!
It's a re-dead! Holy...
Cool design!
Okay, Lulaki is really good.
Nothing else in there, it's probably looking at the map, it doesn't seem to be anything
something else.
let's sniff.
oh.
no.
Wait, did that change also when I did this?
I just gotta make sure.
Probably not, but I gotta make sure if this also changed or if it was only...
Okay, I'm very happy I checked that because it did change.
All right.
Good sniff, I gotta say.
That's a good sniff.
Now I do the old school way.
Okay well he went that way. Big circle here so.
I'm gonna sniff you out.
I
Leeds also counts as po-souls, so that's four you get from this dungeon.
That's cool.
We finish that moment so we can play good games like Repo again.
Got you, Repo.
Oh my god, thank fucking god, dude.
I clicked on the-
There's a bunch of penis! You can't see this, right?
Okay, well I see it!
Uh, great picture, Riot!
The ads I get on this website and when I click on the picture trying to open it somewhere
else, now I can open it somewhere else.
Okay, now I feel safe.
That's a gotchy edit.
It's really good.
All right, that was a plus one
Now there is
All right, I feel as if we gave Adblock a something. It's fine
this is I'm not sure how you would get in here probably later I mean there is a
sniff in there so maybe you need something to open big doors
I
Don't
Well, we know there's a door there, but we got a luliki, we can check somewhere else.
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah, right.
So we have not been... wait, let's see on the map real quick... right...
Yeah, that room right there.
Well, let's go into this one first.
room here. Hey, Jax, 615, shooting some objects in the 88, yo! Yo!
Can't I do like the... I'm dead. I'm alive.
Does she attack on this? Wait, oh yeah. I got an achievement. Untouchable.
Cool. I forgot you can't L-target.
Kill 25 enemies in a row without taking damage.
Is he even glitched?
Okay, there's gonna be a... wait, perform the back-in-time glitch to play on the title screen?
What? Hey, that's cool.
Oh, am I too sore for this?
I'm in the fucking hell!
I didn't see any spoilers in the achievements if there was any.
I only saw a back in time glitch, but I feel like there could have been spoilers.
There's nothing I can do here unless I'm made in line of hell.
I still have a Luliki.
Is there that door to the right, or something in this room?
But I'm too soy to move this cage.
Can you?
No.
No.
Calm to reach this.
Can't go sideways either.
Okay. Uh, fuck it. Let's...
Man, if not... if... okay. Uh...
Weird.
I guess we could go here.
Wait! Oh my god, this is...
Oh! I see! Okay. That's how you got to this door. By spinning it below, then go back out
and entering the door in the main room, but on top instead. Okay. Nice! Okay! Unintentional
Okay, I was scared to know.
I felt maybe you needed something to push these.
Am I afraid of quicksand?
I've never encountered it, but it seems freaky though.
Okay, we have a chain here and a broken death trap.
Were you really the smartest in your class?
Fuck no.
Dude, we had a guy who...
he would ace everything and you know what the worst part is he never studied
he would play the shit out of World of Warcraft very late and then he would sleep in class
and he would still just ace everything
and after school he studied at the highest thing you can like
study here and now he lives in Japan
I could have made that by the way right can you stand in the middle
Wait a minute.
Okay I think I can make that, but if it doesn't work, I have an idea.
I'm not gonna say his name.
I can easily make this sort of free.
Looks important. Okay, maybe compass?
Yes! I do like the compass!
You found um, thanks to AT! Thank you!
Uh, so this needs a spin?
Oh, I can spin this! Okay, very cool.
Hold on, let me see if there's anything in this room, no nothing.
Flag.
chest here, reed dead here
ah fuck
Key maybe? Okay, yeah, we take those.
So we can go here, there's nothing else. It's so nice when you have the map in the compass.
You don't have to worry about like missing a chest
Is that this myth off
Fuck me read that oh my god, this is actually very oh my god
Double Reathed? Yo, chill, I'm chillin', I'm not dying in a kids game.
He's dying, right? Yeah.
Can you spam out of this?
Okay, you can definitely spam out of it, alright, well then, it's...
That's right, there you are.
Water temple done?
Yes.
today and now we're doing the sand temple three out of four
where's the pain for no sack beating i just like beating hasn't been too bad
at all alpha thanks 43 and uh fans being in x-day team
There was like one thing I got sack beated on and that's when I walked up the waterfall
in the water temple, but that didn't even lead to Key item.
It led to a fucking rupee that I didn't even need, because my rupees were full.
That was like the only backseat I've gotten, or that I've seen, I should say.
I don't know, maybe there's been more spam.
During the statue puzzle there was a lot of spam for back seating but I didn't read any
Another key all right, but we have one
What
I like that you can do this spin, even in wolf form.
Don't count having to walk through a second monitor as back-seeding.
No.
Now where could the last one be though?
There's still one missing, but we are in a different spot of- oh yeah.
Well clearly, yeah we can get into the other room here now,
because we're up here.
Ah, yeah, suicide.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I need to- I'm trying to get better at reading comments I'm responding to in chat.
I feel like I've gotten better, but sometimes I just read a comment like I just did it and then I say oh, yes suicide
which
My needs some context
There was a lot of a
I'll dent the spam during statue puzzle and a few people yelling at you to stop resetting because you're two moves away from beauty
Yeah
Yeah
Yippee-dum!
Alright, now I've opened that up, okay.
Nice.
There is a chest on the other side of this.
Best puzzle game I've played, probably Outer Wilds.
I would say I've heard Bob IZ was really good, but I've never played it
Did I look down on my phone when I'm playing autofiles, no.
My first autofiles playing through was, was it, 17 or 18 hours or something?
I even got one thing spoiled in a DLC, which is a huge thing.
When I did it, it didn't work, so I thought it was a one guy.
I wonder, can I- yeah, surely... surely...
Wait, are you supposed to- I feel like you're supposed to do something sneaky here.
I can't make that jump over this.
Well, maybe I am just overthinking and I can literally just stand in the middle.
Yep.
I'm sure we're over, you know, hope you're well.
I saw you were playing Peach.
Expedition 33, your first playthrough.
God damn, that game was good.
I did my first playthrough very late, also.
Yeah, it's so good. It's so good.
Oh, shit, was this?
Imagine I'm playing games like silk sod.
Did he die?
So is skeleton.
You always suffered severe heartbreak, no biggie, yeah, yeah.
Wait...ah...is there a gimmick for this guy?
Don't you...didn't you have to kill them twice in Ocarina of Time?
Wait, this is definitely a gimmick.
Wait, Chi is a gimmick enemy.
Can I see Soul?
No, but I see Sniffa.
The sniffa goes in there.
Wait, I've learned Helm Splitter, I've learned this.
Jump attack, shield attack.
And before you just need to hit them.
Okay, maybe I should stop using Helm Breaker.
Maybe that's what's doing it.
The next last club game by Peaked Edge comes out this month.
Oh, they're making a new one.
Wait, okay, wait, it says Zed here.
What is this thing?
No matter how much it's here apart, it just comes right back together again.
Are we gonna have to bash his bones into bits to keep it from reforming?
Well, maybe, but with what?
Oh, you know what, whoops, didn't wear that.
They kept giving me bombs in here, so you know what, I was gonna blow his bones at the
smithereens.
Die bitch.
Yeah!
Uh-uh.
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Two!
Cool!
Is this where the sneak fights?
Well, there's another room over there, okay, let's do this.
Can't shoot these.
I feel like I'll die if I go down here.
Maybe not.
Never mind them.
Never mind them.
Cool, cool.
Use arm boots in quicksand?
Uh, no.
I don't think I will.
What?
Is this a code?
Oh my god, this is a damn code, isn't it?
That's why I just randomly spawn skeletons there
Oh, well, just picked the right one, I guess.
He did inspire, yeah.
Here he is, the last guy.
No, go run!
Oh wait, oh it's Forest Temple stuff from Ocarina.
Okay, I know who the real one is.
You!
That's all of them job is done, so
Hello.
Hold on.
Uhhh, yes.
There we go, very cool.
I like this temple so far.
Now I'm playing Majora's Mask, never on stream, but I've played it.
Like when it came out long some ago.
Bum-de-bum-de-bum-de-bum-de-bum.
All right, looking good. What do we have now then?
Okay.
So far, the temple is pretty straightforward, but I got lucky with that room you turned in the beginning.
That was just... okay, we need a cogwheel here.
Let's take this small room first.
Oh, shit, small room.
Oh fuck.
Did I finish the story of Samotica too?
Yes.
Okay, we can jump down and like pull this.
But I could also just hook myself over here.
Wow, okay.
Up.
What hair products do you use?
It looks really good after 8 hours of gaming.
I don't know, some shampoo.
After 8 hours of gaming.
Incredible.
Okay, we gotta move around.
Hair is AI filter.
Yeah, you wish, buddy.
Yes, key!
Always nice to find some keys.
Anything else in here?
What?
What is the point of this?
We got a little key, I'm guessing that's all we came here for.
Sure seems like it.
Cool.
The urns?
No, you can destroy them.
But I don't need him.
It's just a time waste. Look at this. Oh, no a blue rupee plus five. I have eight hundred and thirty eight rupees.
I just- that's the bus key. Oh shit.
Okay
wait a minute there's a b2 down here behind me there's a b2 over here
There is...
Oh, it's down here.
Wait, so how would you...
None of these have a drop.
None of these paths I've seen have a drop down.
You can'ts.
Can I just turn it the other way?
Does that work?
Ah.
Can't fool me, Miyamoto.
Not today.
Not today.
It would have been cooler, you know, if there's like a path where there's like a hidden drop
down and you have to like drop under the platform.
Follow us to them.
I'll do that.
what the fuck why am I glitched?
Are you okay?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die because I'm glitched.
I'm glitched!
Why am I glitched?
God, they're so sneaky.
So sneaky.
Or if you can just quickspin as Link for that.
fucking sing now all right
fuck
fuck
Eww! For your last gracious, sure that my spell will help me out the other day!
How nice to meet you again!
How do we find each other and stick together for a bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know the drill, buddy.
I know the drill.
I
Pretty big temple this one. Yeah, we have the math I can actually see
I've seen most of it
Check. Gotta open that up.
Holy double. Take this.
Yeah.
Oh
Oh, you're gonna have to kill them all.
Demon souls hollows.
Fuck.
Please, long.
Long.
long long long okay you're fine oh good nice okay we got that we cannot get in
over there is a lot of chess but this is a dead end with a chest at the end so
this should be important
hey will fit things seven dude get out coming 44 all right what do we have here
Oh shit that's fucking eerie
Whoa cool
Well, it's shit's well guarded man
Come on play to Sphinx and the curse mommy no
Oh.
Okay.
Well, uh, can I wolf?
Huh.
Fuck you.
Oh shit, sick design on this guy.
Gonna come down or?
Oh, he's losing his armor, I guess.
Fix what ain't broken, the hook is working.
What? No, stop rolling Link!
Fuck.
Hellupette.
Fine!
It seems to dumbass, bro.
Man, it's okay, yes.
That was a really cool design.
Yeah I used the more mortal drill sometimes.
It's kinda satisfying.
All right, this better be a cool ass reward man
Um...
Spinner?
It's agentry that allows you to float in the air?
It's something on top of it to move over sand and on wall rails?
What is this skateboard?
There's a override to attack enemies with spin power
Yeah
Actually, yeah, Beyblade Beyblade
Yeah
That's awesome
Okay, well now we can definitely get over the sand and probably to the buskill, so.
Yeah we can most definitely go over here, I'm guessing.
Yeah. Alright, so we can check this room out. Oh. Oh, I didn't see this one. Zoom!
Uh-uh, what's-
Chest! I don't want the chest!
Aw, fuck.
Yeah, gimme the chests.
Okay, one...
Hi Ropey.
Not a bomb boss, huh?
Sure.
Go on, buddy.
Come on.
Ah, fuck.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh
Shit
All right, what do I have here low key maybe no heartbeats nice
I've been watching a bit of Mika playing force that as you drive IRL too, no she does not
have a driver's license.
There is one more chest and it's all the way out of there.
Oh, is the other side of this?
Yeah.
Fuck me.
Hmm.
Oh, you can't jump okay shit damn. It's told me hot
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I just... works. Saves time.
So, what? No!
Okay, just don't jump there and I'll probably make it, I guess.
Zoom!
See, good thing we killed a guy.
They moved in mega speed.
Such speed, wow.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing.
Where's aggravating?
What do you mean chat again?
I'm just testing the mechanics of the fucking spinner.
I know where to go.
Why do I have to just know everything?
I'm not allowed to experiment anything.
I literally said earlier, oh, I just have to glide over.
And then I was just testing to see if I could build up speed.
I'm not even allowed to do that.
Streamer, you have to play optimally.
You're not allowed to have fun or test anything.
Nothing at all.
No, no, no, play optimally. This is so infuriating.
AHHHHHHH!
Okay, fine. No more fun. I guess we don't do any side content.
We're not gonna get anything else. No mini-games? Nothing.
We're just gonna do everything until the game's done.
Oh, yeah! I say, I get it. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, that's what we'll do. Yeah.
That's what we'll do.
Because otherwise, it's aggravating, I guess.
AHHHH!
Hey Perry, thanks for 96 months. Thank you. And Nash, thanks 25.
Hmm.
Ah.
Busty.
Yeah, danger dumpling makes it a prime, thank you.
And Fabio makes it a prime?
BOSS! Let's go!
Break experiment and a statue pause tool? No, but I literally said how I'm supposed to get over. I guess no one fucking heard it.
I said, oh, I just have to jump over, but then I was experimenting to see if you could build up speed.
But no, that was aggravating. I wasn't allowed to experiment, I fucking guess. And that is so tilting. It's so frustrating.
Yeah. It's gotta be a, uh, I don't know, like, 47, thank you.
No, don't use the one-guy shield.
Those of you who are complaining about that, the only reason you're complaining about it
is because you keep scrolling on fucking TikToks, so your detention span- detention- your attention
span is fucked.
That's why.
Detention span.
Detention span.
Especially when I literally said that I knew how to do it.
And then still, it was like, no, no, didn't register anything.
He didn't say anything.
This is aggravating.
This is chat bait.
This is engagement farm.
Oh wait, what did he say 30 seconds ago?
I don't know.
Ah, engagement farm.
Oh, we're so lost, man.
Ugh.
It's crazy.
I don't mind it if I'm actually stuck on something, but when I literally just said 30 seconds
ago, that's the tilting part.
Ugh.
And these people aren't joking, that's the thing.
They're not joking.
They're dead serious.
Oh my god.
Ah, it's crazy.
It's crazy chat.
It's over.
It's so over.
Zoom!
I'm being mean.
I'm beaming!
Ah, spin!
Yeah.
I saw plenty of people saying it.
Like I said, I don't mind it if I'm actually stuck.
But I had literally said 30 seconds ago, oh I just maybe have to glide over because I
tried jumping and it didn't work.
I'm not thinking I just gotta glide.
And then I was just experimenting.
And then it's just, oh my god, it's like, oh if you only knew, like how fucking annoying
that is. Oh god. That's crazy. Anyways, bus time. You're just not allowed to have fun.
You gotta do everything optimally. Not allowed to experiment. It's just, yeah. No fun allowed.
Must play video game optimally. Must be the best. Must be optimal. Must solve everything
in 10 seconds, must, must, or uninstall game, games bad, gonna probably review, games bad,
because I didn't solve anything in 10 seconds. And that is why we are fucking yellow paint in
every game, alright? It's not because of people who can't solve, solve puzzles, it's because people
who complain that they can't fucking solve them, so they have to look up guides, alright? That is
the whole problem, and that is why we have yellow painting games. So whenever I'm in a puzzle, it's
like, you're the reason they have yellow puzzles? No, I'm not, because I'm not complaining about
the puzzle they're actually fun to solve you are the fucking problem with your
your 10-second fucking attention span because must scroll fucking short and
fucking can't solve it otherwise that is the reason we have fucking yellow paint
in the games all right it's not for the people to cancel them it's for the people
who don't have their patience to solve it
I think you guys likes, thank you.
Old man, you had clouds.
You know I'm right.
You know I'm fucking right.
You know...
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
I mean, that's fine.
That's not... that's not what I've been talking about here.
Oh, shit.
Man, it's huge.
He's already been slain though.
Alright, nice.
I lashed out so hard I spat over my mic.
Oh, you still live.
How astonishing.
But this is truly bittersweet reunion.
Truly.
Why does it take so fast?
I'm not clicking.
For I fear this is the last time.
I'll see you alive.
Who has fought this before, since there's already swordsmen?
Unless he's already resurrected at this many times, for some reason.
Me! Ah, I've chanted it right.
I see the... spin rail.
Toilet fossil... Stalard! Stalard. Stalard? Stalard?
Okay, I'm gonna spin fucking whoo
That's okay
Damage him
Fuck okay, this is bad
Okay, we're good, never mind.
Oh Chad, I don't know what to do here.
It might take an extra five minutes because I gotta figure it out.
What I'm doing is working, so I'm going to keep doing it.
Ha
What the fuck
Come on
Here I come!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Now I come!
No!
Now I come.
Stay faster, faster, faster, faster.
Oh, shit!
I'm going to die!
Fuck!
Oh, I'm gonna die if I go.
Oh, hot!
Okay, one is gone.
Oh, I can perma delete them.
Okay, okay.
I'll perma delete them.
Ow!
Sick.
I'm sick.
Oh, that's easy.
Fun fight, though.
I like it.
That was really fun.
This item is super cool.
I really like this item.
That's a few... what?
Look at all the spins!
All right, we spin in the middle, I guess.
You beat this boss in 10 seconds with your short detentions, man.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Damn
Okay, alright, okay, okay, okay, okay, gimmicks.
I see the gimmicks.
Get a lot of hides. Get a lot of hides.
Oh, I've done too late.
Ah. Ah, cock, cock, cock.
what what oh i should have jumped on him there okay after that far you jump on him
Oh, okay. I figured the gimmick's out.
So where's the past my bedtime?
Ten minutes. We gotta finish the temple. I mean, I'm at the boss.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, dead. Nice. Boom. I almost one-cycled him then. Should have done better quickspints.
Damn, that was really cool fight. This whole dungeon, it was very, very cool. The dungeons
These have been so well designed in this.
They've been very, very clever, I gotta say.
I actually really love it.
Alright Link, let's go.
We're close to the Mirror of Twilight, okay.
Just gave them peak dungeons and then it went to shit with Breath of the Wild.
But I thought like Breath of the Wild's Kingdom only had like trines, but I guess they have both.
Oh, so much health.
There's like pseudo dungeons? Okay.
You want to save? Yes. Yes, I do.
Oh, shit, anything here?
This could definitely be like a Jump King track.
Oh, the mirror?
Oh, we got a spin up there.
mirror chamber. Okay. Oh, okay. I see. Shadow dudes. Yeah, wait, don't use this now.
the other two are so far away from each other come on come here maybe I can pull
them together come here oh I come on come here yes thank you
Well, that was fun. Now for something even more fun.
Oh, shit, mirror pieces.
Yeah, we need some mirror pieces.
Huh.
Okay.
It's broken.
Hi, my god.
It's soup legs?
No, I'm in a cutscene.
You can't touch me in a cutscene.
A dark entity lurks in the twilight, it houses an evil power.
You who are guided by fate, you who possess the crest of the goddessess, hear us.
At the command of the Goddesses, we sages have guarded the Mirror of Twilight since ancient times.
You seek it, but the Mirror of Twilight has been fragmented by mighty magic.
Bad magic is a dark power that only he possesses.
His name is Ganondorf!
Holy!
He was the leader of a band of thieves who invaded Hyrule in the hopes of...
Oh, there he is!
That was the first time they mentioned the show.
He was known as a demon thief, and evil magic would have known for his ruthlessness.
But he was blind.
And all of his fury and might is blind to any danger, and thus was he exposed up to
Get him, Brock.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Yet.
Mostar's music.
By some divine prank, he too had been blessed with a chosen power of the gods.
I can bring these cups.
Also, they shatter it now to prevent him from using it?
Or this... hmm.
No.
Oh, he's gonna shatter it.
No one's gonna shatter it.
Oh, fuck, they just deleted him!
Is abiding hatred and lust for power turned to purist malice?
Perhaps that evil power has been passed on to Zanz.
You're just now figuring out where Zen got his power? It's far too late.
Only the true leader of the Twilly can utterly destroy the Mirror of Twilight, so Zen can
merely break it into pieces. Once broken by magic, the Mirror of Twilight became fragments,
which even now lie hidden across the land of Hyrule.
One is in the snowy mountain heights, one is in an ancient grove, and one is in the heavens.
What?
You who have been sent by the Goddesses, you should be able to gather the three pieces.
But you must be prepared for a dangerous power of sides in those fragments.
Alrighty then.
And one is in the sewers of Flushed Game.
This game is not going to flush, I'm beating this shit dude.
Wait, so we've done um, we've done Forest Temple, Goron Slash Fire Temple, whatever,
say Goron Temple. And we did Water Temple. No wait, yeah. So we did those, and then we
did Desert Temple now. Forest Fire Water Sand, yeah. I thought I was missing one, but no.
No, it's those, yeah. And now we have three more temples to get these. Cool, cool.
The mirror shards lie in deep mountain snows within an ancient wood, within an ancient
wood, and somewhere in the sky.
We're up and collecting all the shards.
Well we know where snow at peak is.
You're gonna miss snow peak tomorrow?
No you're not, because I'm not live tomorrow.
It's Tuesday.
Snow peak will be on Wednesday.
Yeah, choose the innit. I'm gonna go maybe buy some clothes and stuff for TwitchCon.
on the peaks yeah that's my book dude true true man I have no portal here I
swear I saw a portal over here maybe you got to like find it now you got to
unlock it by killing the shadow beasts or like you know like yeah yeah I missed
one okay yeah so you can go there and unlock it I guess if you want hold on
where did we see snow peaks because we went there I mean it was probably on
top of the map like it was it was like stop it but as far as domain wait snow
What the fuck?
Snowpeaks are here, I think. Right?
Yeah, I think Hyrule Field to the east.
No. No, no, no, this is- no.
Shut up.
You know that Tuesday, Alar isn't streaming because he is playing Garfield Cartoff fine all day long on his out to count.
Fucking imagine that. Dude, I saw- oh wait, is this Snowpeak?
Yeah, this is Snowpeak. Yes. Okay, yeah.
this is the where we got to go on Wednesday wait can you do these in any
order you want or if they say you got to just go to these three places but I'm
guessing you cannot do them in any order yeah no no no okay all right cool
well yeah snow pig is where we go that's where the party's at on Wednesday
this game has been fucking lovely it's been so good it's been super fun to
stream it just feels so rewarding man when you when you have progress they're
like just I haven't been stuck a lot but even then it's like it just feels good
to progress in the game it's very nice yeah I should anyways here cuz it's
it's late it's been almost nine hours let's make a little save 16 hours yes sir
Oh, go cool
Very poor
Yeah, I love in it. It's actually really really good chance fault. There's yellow paint
No, not not chat's fault the people
Complaining that I'm not do playing optimally and don't solve the puzzle in fucking 30 seconds
Those are the read those people are the reason that we actually have yellow paint and that's true. That's true
Back in the day, you never saw yellow paint, even though people were stuck on puzzles and stuff, they just had to solve it, you know?
But now there's yellow paint everywhere, because people have no attention span anymore.
You said you could take the years off of meeting.
And that's just fucking- oh yeah, I have ears here.
That's truly what I think, I think so.
I don't think it has anything to do with people struggling with puzzles.
I think it's people running out of patience that they don't solve it.
And they don't know where to go.
So then they complain about the game.
Tru Zyaro, back in day when there was no check-missing games, everything was permanent.
Tru, Tru.
Tru.
Can you go back to the main menu from here?
I don't know.
In my days, you could phone Nintendo Club for back seating.
Oh shit, I forgot that was a thing, yeah.
True.
True.
Oh, you just save and then not continue.
Thank you.
Yeah, I love this title screen dude, it's so good.
The first three whoop sections in this game are horribly boring.
I actually enjoyed them.
I had no issue with them.
If you ever listed out Life 2 commentary, they had testers getting stuck walking in circles
over and over.
They had to change the cave it happened in, you'd be surprised.
People complained about Skyrim and Olivia because they didn't know where to go or what
to do despite quest markers.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I'm fine with being stuck sometimes in games, you know.
Makes it more rewarding when you solve it.
Uhhh...
Will you be thinking of chatters when you don't fall asleep optimally in 10 seconds?
Yeah, probably.
No.
Sometimes you just gotta lash out, man. It's healthy.
Sometimes you gotta do it.
Um...
Why do I have you say copy of the game?
I bought it when I was in Florida in 2014.
14.
Fuck yeah, dirty fuck yeah.
When I played Bloodborne at Gamescom, they had a massive sign of the good people about
the ladder to get to the first lamp outside of Cisca's clinic?
Ah, because people got stuck that didn't see the ladder?
I mean, sometimes that happens, and, like, it's fine if people don't see the ladder or whatever,
because they'll find it eventually.
But when they stop, when they start, like, complaining that the game is bad and, like, boring,
because they can't progress, that's the reason they put, like, this guidance in games.
Because people are not a patient so fast.
They just have to progress and progress and progress.
Cuphead incidents.
Oh yeah.
I remember that.
I don't know, I'll see what's up.
The issue of Gamescom...
It was like 15 to 20 minutes of playtimes.
people run around the first 20 meters of the demo.
Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah, I mean, that's different though.
There's like a queue and you only have a certain amount
of playtime and stuff, yeah, of course.
But we have yellow paint in our games now at home, you know?
Like, in absurd amounts.
And that was never a thing back in the day.
Like, there was some guidance, of course,
but not like fucking mega-yellow, you know?
Have you seen the movie Obsession?
No, you can't rent it yet, I'm waiting for it to come out.
Everyone doesn't have 8-10 hours to play games every day though?
Yeah, they didn't back in the day either.
But there was no problem then.
People just dealt with it.
They solved the puzzles eventually.
They figured out where to go eventually.
Dude, you didn't have any yellow paints or anything.
So I don't think that's a good excuse.
I don't think so.
Back in the day at one game per month if your parents had money and much less of it on another's 10 year release each day.
Yeah, true, true, true, true.
What, that internet back then only strategy guide?
I never had a strategy guide.
I remember having Grand Theft Auto cheats printed off, printed off, printed off of GameFAQs.
That's what I had.
Solving the puzzle part of the file you feel satisfied to have solving something difficult,
yeah.
Yeah, I mean I fully understand why there is yellow paint and shit.
I get it man.
I get it.
I print out an FF7 guide from GameFAQs, I want it, I wasted so much of my mouse print
to it in here.
Some games like Lion King were designed to grab the difficults, the kids couldn't have
in a single rental back in the day.
Yeah, I remember this, yeah, yeah.
But that game is a different though,
but that's like pure difficulty.
The platforming is mega ass.
I had a guide for Twilight Princess,
but it was for the Wii version
and I played the GameCube version.
The whole book was a mirror.
Vultures, yeah, I saw Solid Play that.
It seems pretty good, that game.
uh, games are so much more expensive to make these days, so you gotta make them approachable.
That, you see?
That's a good argument, yeah.
That's true.
That's very true.
Very very true right there, Sablo.
Make it more approachable.
Anyways, I have to stop stalling, so I can... late.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
My problem is, when people tell me, you're the reason we've yellow paint the games.
No, no, that's not true.
That's not true.
I'm not complaining about being stuck or anything, alright?
It's not true.
You complaining about me complaining, even though I don't complain, is the problem, alright?
Me got f***ing burned you, alright?
It's my whole point, you know
Anyways, our great night. Yeah, I have a great night Rob. Thanks. Show me it. Oh
I like being stuck sometimes man, it just makes it sort of warning I think
Uh, so I am definitely not the reason we have fucking yellow pain in games. I old school gamer
I'm used to being stuck and I don't know where to go, okay?
There's a video at GDC where a game dev uses DSP as an example of a gamer. Yay. I know I've seen the video
The god of war developers
also used the DSP
To like guide the player on where to go
There's a whole video about it
Anyways, yeah, yeah, Skyward Sword and, I mean, Skyrim's, while I praise it as fucking
banger, I really look forward to continuing on Wednesday.
Thanks for chilling chat, I really appreciate it, hope y'all stay safe out there to cherish
Shut up you carousels. Bye-bye.
I love you guys.