Elajjaz
(Day 3) First time Twilight Princess, haven't played a Zaldo since WindWaker
05-20-2026 · 8h 42m
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Is it good?
I haven't seen any really.
What a bumblebee.
My fireplace.
I ate at Max 37.
Let me see the bonfire and I'm fixing my fireplace
Kingdom come does make an orderings RPG dude if they are but they're they actually announced it
They did
Holy that is so sick
That could be so damn good
New Kingdom deliveries and one Lord of the Rings open world. Oh my god, that could be so incredible
But a bottom but a bottom but a bottom you might have a room is it's unreal we're working on an open-world Middle-earth RPG
A new kingdom come adventure
Fuck yeah
Yeah, that's gonna be sick
Hopefully I mean they know this whole IPG thing so good man
Guys like 69. Oh my god
Random the next month Matt said roaming bosses and potentially garg slash ONS double bosses fixed. Oh shit
Oxide mom
I'll lose my souls
It can be here, what do you mean it can be here?
Ah, oh fuck!
What's so bad about it?
Oh, that's the bug that's in Upper Bly Town.
It's just a simple skill issue, isn't it?
Oh shit combo breakers this weekend day before things get insane I want to share the
Schedule for this weekend. Oh, I'll
Time Central us for seven hours
I'm moving across guns can't tend to watch for help you in Chattanooga
Damn sick
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Yeah, there is. Definitely executions.
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Earth from a part! Yeah!
Watch the uncensored version of HellRacerGame.com.
We'll save that for the game.
God damn, yeah it looks good dude.
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Can stress it up an obsession is absolutely worth a watch man. It's yeah, we're gonna watch it
It's just not like available to stream yet. I think not here at least
Did watch
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amazing movie
I saw the news of the war horse. Yeah
Amazing amazing
It was so good. It was really really good. I
I don't really know anything about going into it.
Yeah, it was super sick.
Yeah, I didn't know it was a book before.
Oh shit, the boys is over now.
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She can both floor good, yeah.
Yeah, that was sad.
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I love it.
You know another song that's really good?
Well, yeah, this one's a banger.
But this one.
My mom loves- whenever I talk about video games and video game music, my mom always
brings up this song. It's from Pinocchio. It's one of the first games I've ever played.
my grandma's house mom loves this song
The fab all like 68's all those articulating yes of course
Oh, oh
Stay to play June 2nd blubbery master and face spin off. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course
I love this part. Oh, it's so beautiful. Just wait for it
So good
I should play this game on stream. It's not long at all.
It wasn't a Jeff show? Is that the Summer Game show? Is it Friday 7 p.m.?
Okay, yeah. I'm not using... what emulator I'm using? I'm not using any emulator. It's the PC version.
Oh, it's next Friday? No, Summer Game is on the 5th? Well...
Isn't that Gothic Remake released?
It is.
So we're doing first this June the 5th and it's at 11 p.m. Oh, it's very late
Yeah, on a Friday. You know what? Maybe we will watch that.
Fun to watch the chat. We could watch it actually.
Bruh, I've been watching a horror show called Widow's Bay.
Slowburner of comedy is actually a peak. I like so much better than From.
Actually, scary times. Okay, I like From. I do.
Yeah, this track's sick dude.
Most, thanks for your music, smiley keep like 73s, thank you guys.
Unfortunately being in a tournament top 8s aren't super friendly for you to sleep, yeah.
Most are on like 9pm with the headlines so like, yeah, 30 minutes to midnight and 4
to 4am, yeah.
Yeah.
Johan.
Yeah, I'm watching that from New Season.
Soulslike.
You play some medieval rabbit.
Okay.
Hey.
Oh, you have snail mouths?
Wait, this is Pete.
Let's watch a trailer.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait, this is sick!
What?!
Ha ha!
Wait, this is awesome!
I like it.
Did I look at it because of the end?
I think it's on my wish list, I'll check.
Damn!
Yeah!
What is that?
What the fuck?
Is that some folklore creature or something?
But it's fire giant that looked awesome. I'm excited for that one
Let's go for a core studio
Self-publishing to I see the skin default the gaming showcase here. Oh nice. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, June 5th
We'll probably watch it then because it starts at 11 p.m. It's probably like three hours long
Be a little 2 a.m. Stream
I've been asking this play rainroll for years and he started yesterday
I guess we're trying to blaze silk song.
Yo, I'm doing Twilight Princess now, all right?
Those are requested for a long time, okay?
This is Windows Bay.
Oh, nice to meet you, Arthur.
You wanna grab some coffee?
No, I'm good.
Jerry was just taking it to some of your history.
Wait, I recognize him.
That's great, yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, wait, oh my God, I recognize him.
He's the, yeah, yeah, he's like the rich.
Oh, he's in a Netflix show, um, yeah, it's him.
It's him.
Remarkable story.
He's in it?
Americans?
No, I'm thinking it's a new Netflix show, a place like this rich asshole kind of.
Beast in me.
Yes.
Thank you.
It's Beast in Me.
That's where I recognize him.
He said something odd.
What was that?
Who said bad things happen here?
He's really good.
I like him a lot.
Okay, alright, they're gonna show the entire thing, even though it's a little bit left.
Ah, fuck yeah.
What up, Lonesome Dreams?
Lorena, did Sweden call for the World Cup?
I have no idea.
I have not a clue, man.
Not a clue.
What up, Angelic?
They did?
Yeah.
Yeah, apparently we did, yeah.
Mixed between half certain quop, Ritter Rotwayne.
Ritter Rotwayne.
Oh god.
And it's a side scroller.
Our Rotwayne is red wine in Germany.
I wish I could find so don't show more don't show I'll wish this is herty-gertie also publisher
I'm gonna play Luna this I mean I got finished while a prince first
Speaking of good become again Xanima wait Xanima got a huge update
Yo, what up this
mix
What?
Massive update to all things Xenoma
Before we get to everything that's in this update
We need to address the elephant in the room most of you don't closely follow the game's development
This was saved the least an unusually long between updates enemies unusual game
Features and won't see elsewhere. Yeah, it's grown far beyond its original scope you
All right
Bear with us probably easy to talk about what hasn't changed. This is the last major update before the release
Okay
cool
nice
Portnium Catalan, massive new map, we got over 60 new or fully redesigned enemies.
Holy shit.
God damn, it just keeps on going.
The gardens, ground and terrain.
I mean, I'll play Xenoma when it's fully out.
If this is the last update before fully released, yeah.
You talked to Fythma about the way in random, maybe getting it up the next month
for bosses to replace enemies.
Yeah, I was, I was updated this, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, gotta hop on the slop then well
I'll probably do God. I might you got a war marathon before I hop on the slop again. We'll see there's so many games coming out now a
Lot did I play other lunacy? No, I'll play the first lunacy or whatever
Yeah, payout of x57 new brawls. Thanks the eight-year anniversary gimmick sludge. Thanks 55 at 438. Thanks 98 most things 56
You bike 30k today. Yo, let's go lotion. Nice work, man
Yeah, there there there's a lot there's there's a lot of games man, and then it's twitch con like in between releases
Pretty good timing. I'd say
The good thing is there are no games coming out in June and July that interests me
Yeah, I think June and July are pretty chill
The only thing in June is gothic remake that I'm definitely playing. I'm so excited for that
Check out the Libra. Okay. Sure. I see Libra
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asti asti astlibra oh it's astlibra revision was that
overwhelmingly positive oh yeah oh it's this one i've seen this yeah this looks pretty cool
Hey, you look pretty heavily RPG, which I like.
Okay, okay, okay.
Game is insanely good, yeah?
Almost reminds me of these like flash games used to play back in the day, like what was
it called?
Dragon?
Treasure?
I don't think I remember.
It's like Castlevania but less backtracking because no movement skills.
Oh that was this one, I remember you told me.
I see, okay. Yeah, very good reviews.
Why is it called revision?
Oh yeah, it's not the other day if you'll be doing NNNN.
No, not Nostalgia November this year.
No, no plans for nostalgia November. I mean, I'm doing I'm doing I keep saying want to say Skyrim
I'm doing Twilight Princess now. So yeah
This game is insanely good, especially if you like to grind in your RPGs a bit. Yeah, okay story especially it goes bonkers
No, I is this uh good on steam deck too. I feel like this would be a good steam deck game
Revision is a bit of a remake plus extension of the game.
I was the neighbor that takes like 30-70 hours to beat depending on what you do.
I see, okay. Yeah, it's good on Steam Deck too. Nice. Okay, that's cool. That's really cool.
Drova, yeah. It even has a switch port. Yeah, I'd probably play this on Steam Deck
like when I'm done with the fucking Deep Rock Galactic Survivor.
Shit, it's over 4 p.m. We gotta dive in
Play I am play
I'm beings off play
No chat on you going down here over the roofy
summer there
Addix takes the 125, some bump, takes the 87, and Ange takes the 8.
Here we go.
Zelda games are pretty long, like these semi-open world ones, like if you don't know what to do and where to go.
But even then, it's, it, it, yeah, if you know exactly everything this game is still pretty long, I would say.
I mean I do want to watch the boys now that it's done even though I kind of did lose interest
It's not an emulator?
Ah no.
Hey you!
Jobbiddy takes 56!
Thank you!
Thank you brother!
Yeah I saw end of season 3 and I haven't seen more.
Oh, Dusklight is an emulator just for a specific game.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, but this is like the PC.
Yada, yada.
Oh, you said there are lots of games releasing this time around.
Which ones are particularly interested in?
So the 25th Jump King quest, the 26th 007, and then the 29th I go to TwitchCon, I fly
home on the first again, and then on the 5th of June is Gothic 1 Remake.
So it's three games within like two weeks of each other.
And then after that it's very chill, like in June and July I don't think there is
anything that I can remember.
Think an Aegis and Speed are in 007?
I mean 007 could have potential, but I feel like it's also going to be a lot of like these
scripted chasers kinda, but maybe you can skip them with the glitches and shit who knows.
Yo, that's me, hell thank you.
I think it's gonna, 007's gonna be a pretty linear, linear, pretty scripted game.
I just have a feeling.
It's gonna be more like a cinematic experience, yeah.
So I doubt it's gonna be like a good speed game, but I make the flip me wrong.
They should have been a bit of a combo for 007.
It looks like a bit of Arkham Batman combo.
Yeah, it definitely feels more Indiana Jones Uncharted than Hitman. Yeah, I believe it's
gonna be like that. Would you continue to all the Brits if you don't make it before
all these releases? Oh no, I'm like very sure I'll finish this game before the 25th. Like
I have five days to finish this game. So I'm not worried about that.
We're working on fixing the mirror, so we gotta go to Snow Head now.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
20 more Master Sword puzzles.
Oh, please no.
Please no, man.
Please no.
No more of that.
That came out of the left field, man.
Oh yeah, so how is Liyagobat, man?
Is it actually good?
I didn't know it had like this deluxe version early access.
A puzzle in the Zelda game?
Well, yeah, Zelda, obviously the dungeons and stuff, they're known for their puzzles.
But the puzzle you have to do before...
Before the master sword in this game is unlike any other puzzle you you I've ever encountered in any Zelda
Let alone this game. So yeah, it just came out of nowhere
Oh, yeah, so I need to get a snow head which I have been to the start of it and I'm pretty it is
Through here is through that path
Oh, yeah, I'm longed.
I could just switch and open this up.
So easy game.
Oh, another one.
Rupas!
Yeah, it seems like the level Batman game is like very, it seems demanding on your hardware
or whatever.
Oh yeah, it's the path down here I remember now.
Oh yeah, I could blow this up.
See if there's anything cool.
Oh yeah, it's underling in five.
I don't want to drown.
Rupees I guess.
Yeah.
A lot of rupees though.
Wait, was this?
Yo, April, big 78, man, y'all, they expect a suit.
Wait, there's a whole path here.
Oh, wait, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude, that fucked with my vision.
Jesus.
I thought that was, I thought this was like giant cave that was like muddy or something.
Oh, well, we have a thousand rupees, man.
I think that's max, unless there's a bigger bag I guess.
Get out of this shit, man!
Very stacked wallet.
Are you done with the desert spin-to-wind temple? Yeah! Yeah.
I remember this getting stuck in some ice puzzle for like an hour in Majora's Mask.
He had this thing enabled when he did, probably one of the big reasons he doesn't have it enabled now.
All the music.
Hey, you!
Link!
Hey, you!
What brings you to a dangerous place like this?
Ever since Zora's domain got covered in ice, this mountain has been much colder than usual,
yeah?
Not only that, but I heard a really weird story from the Zoras.
Apparently, the beast that lives somewhere on this mountain has been seen frequently
in Zora's domain.
I was curious, I couldn't wait to, and as they'd said, a giant appeared.
Yeah, I look like this
Taisley drum pictures shows the creature ash a saw holding a red fish
Show it to people you might get info a red fish, huh? Apparently this thing's been stealing red fish from the village
I want to investigate further but I can't even see the path through this blizzard. Yeah
I'm sure you're here because you're curious about the mountain, but you best not go without a plan.
Oh.
Wait, what happens if I do?
I have a plan?
When they say village, do they mean Kakariko or do they mean the Hyrule?
Oh shit, there's a snowstorm.
I made some fucking snowshoes back to village yeah okay I mean we got this
letter. I'm guessing I take damage here. Yeah. Yeah. Barg is
in 54. Floating 12 years to this point. I still can't forgive you for a banana
pizza but thank you for showing us the bad enemies of dark anthology games
every time. What do you mean every time? Dude my house of ashes was like the
perfect ending wasn't it you're consistent with those like your
hitman and deus there's nothing consistent about deus runs or hitman
runs right all right yeah Zora tunic
Yeah, I figured.
Wait, game over?
Sick.
My first death.
Plus one.
Okay, new.
All right, I'm going to the village to show this stuff out though when she says village
I'm a little bit do you mean that the town center there or do you mean Kakariko?
I mean there's only one way to find out
I think we'll go to Kakariko. I mean
Castle Town
You frozen well, maybe they mean Zora's domain, but it's not really a village
But I bum bum bum bum bum bum. Oh
Greetings mr. Link I've come to deliver a letter it's a letter from Barnes Barnes
who's borns? I don't remember. Well my business is concluded. Onward to mail.
Okay. Rare item in stock. Hey, you. Have you been still a bomb enthusiast,
still loving bombs? Well I've got some interesting bombs in. Okay, sure. You know I'll go to
Kalkariko
Be well, thanks to 93 req is x34 hula hula is 65 and cargo takes 150 let's go
I really like the next dungeon. It's really cool. I see what you did there
I
I need to be long. Let me long
What up I
Thought that Zora boy had gotten better, but he's been really depressed lately
He doesn't try to make friends with anyone and every day he just gets up and go straight to the graveyard
It's weird. Can't you talk to him? I can't but I gotta check the bombs first man
Goron mines? Yeah, the Goron mines is pretty early. I like the second dungeon.
What is that? I got my entire bomb repertoire back in order and ain't they a bunch of beauts?
Alright now, it's a good gander.
Oops.
So this is bumbling.
These cute little bugs walk around and blow up all on their own.
I guess I'll probably need some of this stuff.
I think I need to sell my bombs though, yeah.
Time to get scammed!
Hi, hi, hi.
Thank you.
Alright, we'll go to the graveyard I guess.
Wait, do you know anything about this?
Hey, you.
No effect.
Okay.
guys in the graveyard yeah yeah I've used my lamp in the shop for the
interaction I've seen it and I see the news about warhorse studio yes it's over
thanks 77 I was late today by the star without me I'm on our center universe I
just started my rush I haven't missed anything well I guess you missed my first
death because I hopped into the ice water and I respawned and then chat
told me to put on the Zora tunic and hop in the ice water and it instagame overs you so thanks
wait this is a well
oh these are like um those little rat bombs and ocarina or whatever
Yeah, bum-bum-choo, yeah.
Male ants?
Yeah, I have that already.
Maybe the female ant is here, too.
Fuck.
Well, how do you do this?
Yeah, like this.
Come here.
Whoa!
Not a single heart?
Give me a heart, Leece.
Oh, you think you can take them?
Oh, oh!
My right ear.
I think my character can break his foot by kicking a helmet in the Warhorse Lord of
the Ring game.
Oh, they, they must, I mean, they put a lot of Easter eggs in their games.
I'm sure they would do something like that.
There he is.
Is- is your name Link?
My mother came to me in a dream. She showed me her image.
She spoke of a youth who would save our domain and steer my fate.
One named Link.
I must thank you for all you've done.
If there's anything I can ever do for you, please tell me.
Please.
I have something right here.
Yeah, the beast man of the snowy mountain, perhaps?
But more important is this red fish it is holding.
It must be a reek fish.
It's a rare specimen found only in the Zora Village.
It feeds on a valuable type of coral, and without that bait, even our best fishers
can't catch one, okay?
close they long my earring is made of this coral oh I would like to give it to
you okay it's been added as a hook for your fishing rod with this you can now
catch a reek fish I received it from my mother but it's fine I no longer need
it as I look at you I get a sense of what my mother wanted what I should be
doing now. I'll turn to my village.
The reek fish can be found near the mother and child rocks in the waterfall basin near my village.
Mother and child rocks. Okay.
The fish are red, so I think you should be able to spot them. Okay.
Sure.
God, the music in these games are so beautiful.
Near the mother and child rocks.
Okay, sure.
Let's go then.
Uh, map.
I can't warp here apparently.
But if I recall, you can go under here.
So that took me to Lake Hulia, I think.
Time to drown, Lonk.
Yeah, Lake Hulia.
There's still two new- two skills I haven't got.
I should go back to the desert to see if there is one there.
Probably is
Oh, yeah, I didn't check his the bubble Mart bubble bubble
I think this game is lovely so far I do
First okay first things first let me go to the desert I
I missed it. Wait, I'm in Lake Helia. I could just get... Yeah, let's just get blown there,
Fuck it
Now that bird wants me to do some damn competition
terrain and graphics kind of give off Shaddy Colossus vibe yeah a little bit
yeah I see what you mean
try to find Ben drowned oh yeah isn't that the pasta from Majora's Mask or
whatever of the cursed Majora's Mask copy or something like that yeah
Is this game the best game ever made?
For some people I'm sure, yeah.
places flights
yeah i got a check of the event also there's the portal no way
where is the portal
there no
that's like you live
And that one I have already, that's where the mirror is.
I swear I saw a...
I saw a portal here.
Stop!
I stopped this thing!
Okay.
I tried talking to the borers wolf, it didn't work, unfortunately.
Does this work?
Yeah, I did a desert temple last stream.
Yay.
Can't do the jump start.
What up, slobby owl?
Will I react to state of play on the second two?
Probably I would, yeah. Yeah, I think so.
No interest in Lego Batman?
I mean, if I wasn't playing Twilight Princess, I would be playing Lego Batman and give it a shot, but this game is too good.
I don't want to put it on hold. I just want to play this.
Yeah, I thought that portal up there was for the desert, but it's not.
It's for Lake Hulia, I'm pretty sure.
Any skillstones here?
I feel like there should be one.
I'm planning on crashing out today.
No I got my whole Twilight crash out last stream.
Wait there's no way up from here is there?
Well we might just be wasting time or should go as far as the main.
I wanted to see, well actually no.
There might be something there now since I have the hookshot
If I ever play Metroid Prime, I think that very cool. Yeah, Metroid Prime 1 dude that menu theme
That menu theme is
So good. Oh
My god, like softlock my board
I can go up here.
I just don't want to miss out on any of the skills you can get.
So I'm combing the desert.
Oh shit, okay.
I did see the Kingdom Come news dude, let's go!
Oh, there's a tight area, can I get all of them?
I'll start with one.
I'll just start with one and then get these two.
The speedrunning Doom game you were playing on 24-7.
Chat, check the devs Twitter, website, both are inactive.
What do you have to say for self?
Wait, what's speedrunning Doom game?
Yeah, Kingdom come to devs Warhorse Studios.
They just announced they're working on an open world Lord of the Rings RPG.
and also a new kingdom come game. Worst, right? Oh that one. Right. Yeah, I forgot about that game.
A Middle Earth, yeah. Middle Earth. This is... Oh, oh, I got the portal now. Okay, sure.
What is this thing? Yeah. Oh, she's gonna use this for something
Later
Later she will use this I just got to remember it's there because right now
I don't know where that what this is for just remember there's a big stone pillar in the desert that she can teleport
Let's go to Zora's domain
What oh wait did I just throw that on the Zora's
Now that's open wait where is she dropping this maybe she just keeps it in the other
dimension thing but now that that's gone I want to go do that
Gerudo mesa.
Since Lord of the Ring game about War is rumor is true, then the rumor that Miyazaki is making
a Kajupo, a pirate shit game has to be as well.
True though.
Oh wait!
It's back?
Wait, what?
Interesting.
Oh, hi.
I guess I teleported it wrong.
thing oh hi I guess I teleported it wrong come down yeah it was the wrong
Don't work, yeah.
I can't think of a single area I would put this, though.
Or can I?
A big stone pillar like this.
What about Lake Hylia?
I mean you'd throw it in the lake for something?
Fuck it, let's test it.
Well, we're gonna see this a few times probably. Can you skip it? Oh, you can skip it. Yeah.
Nothing? No, this isn't the right place. Get serious. Do it over. But I...
If you know the place then, Midna, maybe help me. She's just mocking me.
Well, we're gonna go to every teleport fuck this on skit
Yeah, we're gonna go to every teleport go dick a Phoenix 666 throw you link me something
Thanks for the eighty-five
We should get a Zelda game like a new Zelda game with this link.
have a peak
what about outside the castle
fuck it tested whatever
it looks like a castle peace
hey
are you doing that on purpose to make me mad
What is happening?
Are you trying to drive me crazy bringing me to a place like this?
Give me a break.
I'm getting- I'm getting tomfoolery, dude.
Excuse me, princess.
It might be a warp I don't have yet, like in snow place.
What about in uh...
Chakariko Gord.
It's not that many areas left. Well, I'm gonna throw it in the forest. How the hell am I doing there?
Yeah, I'll speak to her and see if she says anything she's just gonna mock me though. We all know it
It does seem to be man-made I wonder what it is why is it there? It doesn't look like it's been there long does it?
This is the fucking bridge part isn't it?
it's the bridge but that's over here I might need to go here to unlock a portal
for it I guess yeah I guess we'll do that yeah I because I don't have any
portal here I mean it has to be the bridge part what else would it be let's
go do it I mean it might be a new move I unlock for doing this so it's it's all
worth it yeah I know where it goes Mina fairly certain fairly certain
no no the other way here Elias yellow paint launch is a 33 year old Swedish
streamer and known gavel botkin assilist he rose to finance for being a
distance second to distortion to a dark souls speed runs in the mid 2010s
and put this one wait that's false that is not true wait what can I do here I
don't think I can do anything here I need to move the this over there but I
don't think I can do that yet
hey thanks dirty cell thanks 58 flush yeah flash forward to 61 and swells
that they started finding plans for the rest of the main zell games no I
Well I pretty much only had interest in this.
I don't really see a portal here right now.
me alone okay don't that maybe it will
spawn when I go here
oh it's on the other side probably I
remember yeah those shadows be spawned in
In the cutscene, yeah!
You gotta kill these guys!
Cause you ain't coming over, are you?
Yeah.
Fuck!
That was the best way it can't work now.
Is that because I'm on the horse or is that because I'm on the bridge?
Do the jump?
Highly doubt I can.
Wait, what if you can jump?
No, there's no way.
You gotta go the other way around.
Can you teleport when in combat?
Yes, you can.
Good.
I guess I'll just go through here so I got teleport here go up up up up up and down
We gotta do this dude. We gotta do this. I I'm so I'm curious what this is
I mean, this might be required dander. Thanks for that 49 ask y'all. Thanks. It's six dollars 58
Rough rough rough rough. Oh, yeah, isn't that the path where there's a
a bay blade and wall? I think so.
Yeah, this one locks the Mega Master Sword.
True, true.
It'll be Epic Dungeon with 20 rupees at the end.
Wouldn't surprise me.
Just thought about it.
If you ever make a game and want to have any water,
if Selma makes one and won't have any bridges? No it would. I probably have some like water
monster but I'd be scared to make it. Where does this lead? Oh okay. Oh wait, I'll go
I feel like it's kind of fast to get the po-souls.
I mean, I have like 8 and it's like 22 in the game.
Any chance for getting an abiotic factor playthrough in the near future?
No, definitely not in the near future.
So many games coming out mad, I'm so excited.
User name, X29.
Great soundtrack.
Yeah, it is.
Edgar Allen, Path of Exile?
Oh wait, this is not that shortcut, is it? Or maybe it is.
No, maybe it's not.
It's the one behind me at the western path.
You're so full of cope for Gothic remake?
I'm not! Like...
If they've polished it? Yeah, cool. It'll be a fun RPG experience.
If they haven't, it'll still be a really fun RPG experience.
Just like the first one.
So I'm like yeah it's gonna be fun no matter what.
I'm almost dead.
I need some health man.
Yes.
Yeah, well, yeah, it's got a remake in Unreal Engine 5, it was, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. There it is! Woo!
Nice! Now we have this. Now we can map. We see the portal right there. We go back
back to the desert. Imagine he put some of the Biomutant Debs onto the Gothic Remake
Team. How was Biomutant anyways? I mean I played it a bit and I flushed it, but I think it
got patched a lot. Yeah, look at that! The smash stage is restored.
Damn.
Very nice.
Now we have a teleport here, which is good, but more importantly, something must have
been uncovered in the desert when I did this.
description of Biomutant's.
Pull up.
This game looks like Ratchet and Clank got into fight separated and Ratchet found mess.
It kinda does.
To be honest Biomutant was like a pretty cool idea.
Whoa, dungeon.
Your power is a gift given only to those with confidence to wield it.
Wait, what?
What is this?
Is this like a battle room?
I have like no health.
Oh, this is like a battle stage or something.
I don't think I have anything to heal me with.
I have oil.
Well, alright.
Bring out the bow.
Hey, hey, you.
Can I get some health?
What's with all the damn rupees?
Oh yeah, true. There might be big spokes.
Shit.
BOT!
But, AHH!
Give me hearts!
No hearts?
Oh wait.
Yes!
Be Larva?
Did I have any Be Larva?
Oh yeah I do actually.
Yes!
It heals!
Depending on how many you have let's use it
Yeah, I mean I'll take that. I'm not gonna die now
Yeah
Shield attack no work on these, clearly not.
Alright, this is fun, I like this.
I don't need no digspots. I got plenty of health, but I'll check it.
Nah, we're good dude. We're so good.
Digs, bolts man.
Cool, where am I now?
I found this dungeon that is a bunch of battles, so yeah, just doing that I guess.
Fuck. Spaghetti.
Damn, Master Sword's so good.
No more digspots, I gotta check every room.
Ganondorf at the bottom, true, true.
Fuck, don't take dumb damage like that.
All right.
Damn those digspots are rare, huh?
Oh, what the fuck?
NAR!
No, go backwards.
Norc!
Okay, I'm kinda worried, because I have no idea how long this is, and I don't have
a lot of health.
Eh?
Welcome, Hero, to the Cave of Ordeals.
I am the Great Fairy.
Oh, this is the Great Fairy in this game?
I reign over all fairies of this realm as their queen.
In praise of your effort thus far, I'll release fairies to Ordon Spring.
From this point on, you will have need of the ancient power that allows one to walk
along a cliff without a single foothold.
What?
If you want to give up the fight for now and go re-equip yourself,
you can return to the surface.
He didn't really speak to me.
Wait, can I get back here then?
Oh.
Oh, I thought you'd keep me out.
Wait, isn't this...
hmm I don't know what she means with this power
hone your skills also the word on spring she released fairies in
Where's Ordon Spring?
Uh, uh, oh is that like this Ordon Woods?
Is that over here?
Yeah, I guess so.
Okay, interesting.
Interesting.
I guess I'll go and do it because I have no idea what power she's talking about.
Maybe she will.
Hold on.
What do you need to get to this point?
You need the grappling hook, and I- well, yeah.
Grappling hook is what you need to get here.
Oh, look at this.
Okay, well, I can't- oh, she means the Beyblade.
I see the Beyblade stuff.
I guess she means the Beyblade.
I-I got the Beyblade, don't worry.
I'm dead.
Fuck!
I should've gone to the spring first.
Fuck!
I just don't know if that's a checkpoint or not.
Yuck!
stop dying okay any healing here I should have gone to the spring man well
Well, let's see...
Yeah, I mean, yeah...
I can't go back up, but I don't know if I have to redo the rooms if I do. That's why I didn't do it.
Not that there was a lot of rooms I did, but still.
Wait, this is Goop!
Goop!
Scoop!
Purple Chew Jelly.
Who knows what will happen if you drink it?
I'm drinking it.
Holy! Okay, that's good shit. Give me that shit. Yeah, let's go. Nice. Yeah. So easy
game. All right. Now I'm not scared anymore. Big skill. Oh, grappling hook needed.
All right smooth simple easy
This is a cool challenge.
I want to see the Great Fairy again.
some quick spin. Our lads who would be laying cell the mid night in the water? Hmm. Good
Question
Dude how strong is the quickspin it is ridiculous
You can see the Quicksand hitbox? Oh, is it big?
I'm guessing if there's another gimmick I need, I'll run into the fairy and she's
gonna warn me again.
Oh, what the fuck, scary dogs.
Nice.
this is a fun area I like this dog versus dog quick spin
I was spamming quickspin because there's so many enemies.
No point in doing helmbreaker and shit here.
What?
Oh!
Oh
Quick spin my beloved
Wait there's other goop here.
Okay can I use this?
I want to use this in my lantern.
Hold up slimes.
I want to get that orange goop and see what it is.
Wait did I kill orange goop?
ARGH!
Fucking hell!
I miss the legendary goo dude, but it's alright, it's okay.
The poult pie incident. Yeah, it was kind of heartbreaking.
Oh!
I am impressed that you made it this far, hero.
In praise of your efforts thus far, I'll release fairies to Farron Spring.
From this point on, you will need the power that allows one to break through massive frozen
blocks of ice.
Bombs?
Probably not.
She's specifying frozen.
I think this is a gimmick I'll learn in the Snow Peak Temple.
If you want to give up the fight for now and go re-quip, I can return to the surface.
Do I come back here yet?
Here to this level if I come back later?
You don't?
Oh my god, this was all a waste of time.
Yeah, I need to get like all the gimmicks before I can do this whole thing.
Fuck.
If you're to service, you will have to face the ordeals from the beginning, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I guess I can bottle up fairies now.
Ugh.
Uh, workin' on havin' it. Thanks for years, man.
Yeah, here's the fairies.
Oh, I see.
Nice. There's our eight hearts. Pretty big. Pretty big. I mean, I'll take it over this
Goop
Okay, um we go to Zora's the main then let's go
come by the store oh yeah right shit I should check if he has anything let me
catch the fish first by the by the like parents statue also I can't link your
Oh, I can if I hide! Yeah!
Okay!
50 rupees please no awful fucks sake
there's a path under there actually have I gone there I it just takes you out
here I imagine here okay we need to fish the red fish obviously I should be
down here though I don't see any red fish I do I think I see one over there
Yeah, there's a bunch of them here, okay.
Let's do it.
I don't know what they said about the bait.
It might be on already?
looks like it was on. Do I have enough? I don't know. It was biting! I saw it! I saw
That's a bite.
Is that it?
Yeah, reek fish.
The sacred fish only found near the Zora Village.
It reeks.
You can see fish have caught ya.
Sick.
Okay, now we have that- no, no, no. Now we have that, and now we go to the frozen area.
No, no, we go frozen area.
Why, it's flopping on the floor? Wait, what? Why?
It should be my collection.
Reakfish!
God, one!
What? This must be a one guy. This has to be a one guy.
Reakfish is salmon?
No, I think it's a one guy. I'm going if not, I'll just go back
It's only over here.
Let's go.
I guess you're supposed to use it like yeah, I guess I don't even know.
Uh, maybe you gotta keep it in your hand, but then it would have been doomed anyways. I gotta um
Grab it from this side unless you have to like parkour with it
They're only on that side.
Yeah, yeah, this is by design.
It's a puzzle.
again
Yeah
Okay, 27. New record. Okay, let's see here. How the f- Oh my god! Long! Do I need a bottle
for this you know I'm gonna try bottled no I think I know what to do I'm
bottling you oh fuck okay wolf grab it forget the post and to learn new smell
okay Greek fish
Okay I thought I was just gonna grab it in the mouth.
Well this guy eats reek fish though or whatever but with this I can follow
through the sandstorm maybe.
I was going to feed the giant.
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, it's a Snow Wolf's mocarino!
Can you do this even without this?
If you know where to go?
What? No? No, okay, fair enough.
Yeah, it maybe like makes you lost and then you have to like teleport back.
Any stones over here?
Up there. Huh?
Oh shit, what up?
Okay
It's scripted yeah
Wait what
I'm frozen.
Do, do, do, do.
Is this like a little secret dungeon?
Oh wait.
Hmm.
Yo, melon.
Yo, Melon!
I'm sure if you remember, I went to Devadosta and anything to report like bugs or crashes.
The only bug I've had was when I started my playthrough a few days ago.
I couldn't properly put in my name, but it's kind of funny.
If you're a real gamer, you'll do this entire school section in the Zora Tunic.
No.
No.
I don't think so.
Wait, is this guy- oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? No. No. Legendary goo.
Legendary goo, dude.
No, my goo! Oh wait, my goo! Wait, but you're not shiny anymore. I don't want you then.
Replenish all hearts. Oh, okay. Sure. Cool. Oh, the name bug is fixed. Oh, okay, yeah,
Yeah I am on 1.2, yeah I am I updated mid-play through but that's the only thing I ran into
uh the name thing which wasn't even a big deal it was just funny other than like this
is it's so flawless so easy to install like the work you've done is amazing
Okay, Midna, can we do a little jump here, maybe?
The cons?
Why, there's another tree, though.
Nothing.
See, this is what I mean, right?
I get called Dented and stuff now because chat thinks I didn't see it say jump when
they don't know that it means this jump.
Oh, it's this jump right now. It means I can side hop and back hop.
It's not the jump to get up. And I get called dumb for it.
That's the frustrating part.
Oh, I'm not going to crash out. It's fine.
I get it. All right. I get it.
It's okay. It's all right.
Hey, you.
Kill them all. Thanks, 57. Thank you.
Oh, should official Nintendo police?
Hey you, did you announce the time frame for the long planned Gothic 3 plus 100% play through already which you promised to do before the Gothic 1 remake comes out on June 5th?
No.
And so please end ban me, lovers.
On the ban you? Why are you even banned? How do you get banned in this chat?
What the hell did you do, brother?
And thank you flower could look into it, you know, how the hell am I supposed to get
up here unless let me freeze
Midna you're so inconsistent let me jump up there
maybe there is something over here oh there's a pole over here and there's a
hole
she's mad about the bridge situation oh what the hell this is what that fairy man
I'm guessing bombs don't work but I gotta try it
Is there yeti behind this?
Can I blow these bombs up whenever I want like bomb shoes?
Oh it doesn't work anyways.
Uh, yep.
Can't do shit here then.
You know what, I'm gonna talk to Midna and see what she says.
Yeah, absolutely go to Temple coming up.
If anyone disagrees, they're objectively wrong in their role fight.
You should play Majora's Mask.
It's quite dark and Fungatu is heavily inspired by it.
I have played it long time ago, yeah.
Never on stream though.
If we follow the scent, we may be able to get through the snow.
We don't have any other option right now.
We'll just have to give it a try.
Yeah, Midna, but if you could jump, like you normally can, up that little slope,
Then, uh, we would be there already.
Don't perm a band in physical!
Now, because I share band lists with other streamers.
That means if you if you perm a band him he's now banned in other chats and he has to like
Manually get on banned I think
Rip bozo dirty
This is big denture
Wait, is that a wolf stone? Yes, okay
What can I use to get up here?
Minda, do you got something for me?
Okay, I would follow the scent, yadda yadda.
What do I have to actually get up here?
Can I melt snow?
Die, snow.
Is this a gimmick?
I'm gonna have that.
Are you kidding me you dash into that is okay
All right well sick I was trying to climb but as the wolf
Okay, yes, we have this now there's a second last move I think
Oh my god it's so over I'm never gonna remember this.
This is impossible but they actually help you a lot here so it's like it's like this.
And then it was like- oops, fuck, I let go of the button.
And then it was like- I don't know what to say, let me- let me cook!
Alright.
Okay, that needs to be earlier.
Those needs to be earlier.
Oh, and then it's down.
Okay, it's down there, alright.
No, stop!
Damn, I cooked!
I think cb's kind of sick of unbending me he sees me get out of modern he just rolls his eyes yeah
I think this is the second last move in the game now yeah what up Jesse dude this game is sick it's
very good and it's been super fun to stream it too yeah what up morale have you played this
game around there's no way you have right
let teachings of old past to you take sword in hand and find me and where are
you now man I just came in to bully you but you missed it oh I am unbulliable you
know just the truth oh that's in the graveyard okay that's good because I
need to go there to visit Malamarth anyways. But not without a teleport here.
Sorry.
Honestly, can you say that you didn't want to ban AP just a little bit when he kept spamming
question mark and bonus during diddy one oh yeah I fucking wanted to ban him
the question mark incident was yeah that was a big lot that was a huge lash
out to be honest
This question mark more tilted and question, question, question?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm glad you liked it, one of the best Zelda games in the main series.
Yeah, I can tell.
I mean, I haven't played like every Zelda, not even close, but I can tell this one
is very good.
It's very, very good.
Oh, but there's a door?
Is the door
Last time soon did you hear the presentation for soup was when God or 20 think I don't announced? Oh
Yeah, I mean it's possible for the next one. We'll watch it
At least I think what will I should be home by then
They banned him for he spoke the truth. I love last question mark question mark question mark
LR loser
False we get a teleport here now, but I'm gonna go learn the new move
It's Tuesday 11 p.m. Yeah, cuz I think I go home Monday in the evening
Oh, there's the Giants. Okay, but I'm not going to you now, um, hey, what up? I want
visit Mollomarts and I would also like to get that new move so let's do that.
Ah fuck right I'm a monster.
Wait, can I lift these?
Light these?
No?
Okay.
Did you donate your mind to Hyrule Town?
Yeah, I've done it once, yeah.
I think I'm entitled for at least 30% of your ad revenue from the darkest dungeon rage video
Darkest
That was it's darkest dungeon was so fun so good
Am I traveling this weekend no next weekend I'm going to twitch con just see the 29 found traveling
We meet again there, but a few hidden skills left for me to teach you
I've warned you of this before but if you fail to execute the hidden skill I'm about to teach you your life may be forfeit
You still wish to monster it. Yeah, very well before we get sure you master the mortal draw. Yeah
Excellent your performing cable. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My sixth hidden skill is the jump strike.
Let it be hewn into your mind. Yes. What is the jump strike then? One of the basic sword
techniques is the jump attack. It inflicts great damage, but none would call it effective
against multiple foes. To perform the jump attack, prepare a jump attack, yeah, but
focus power in your blade. The surge the blade releases can strike all enemies around you.
Wait, isn't just an upgraded jump strike? Oh shit! This is the jump strike. Lock on
with Elven, press and hold A, wait for just the right time. Oh, it's like a perfect
release jump strike.
Daaamn!
Impressive. Don't forget the timing for releasing the power you just felt.
The six hit in scale, the jump strike has been passed on.
You learned the sixth hidden skill, the jump strike, yes.
There's but one hidden skill left for me to pass on to you.
You're already endowed with the strength acquired of the hero.
Do you not already feel the courage granted by the strength as a guide you step by
step toward your true enemy?
Believe in thyself, in your strength.
I'm not doing stockloma marathon dirty I I got offered to do the New York
marathon instead so I was like fuck it
we're visiting Malamar
I
See nothing's 40
How far am I reading berserk I'm not far so like young guts going into wars
But it's not Malamart
I should have forgotten this.
It's over here.
Yeah, it's alright.
Wait, who are you?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Hey!
Long, long ago I predicted that you would come, my brother, but tell me, did you
not see my young one in trouble in Castle Town? He's been stuck standing there
for he cannot get any hot spring water. I need hot spring water? Probably in the
Goron area. Wait no it's above me! Alas the East Castle Town bridge remains
broken. No it isn't. Or no. Perhaps his fortune will turn for it looks like the
Malamar is raising money to repair the bridge. Oh okay. Perhaps he might
Consider contributes to their fundraising. Okay. I know where spring water is. It's literally right above me
Fuck the fairy. I'm I'm going up to get some spring water
So
Hi, is this Springwater on a timer?
Oh yeah, I'm Malamarty.
That's true, yeah. That's true.
Hey, you!
How much do you need for this bridge?
of the common man phase one repair the broken bridge leading from east castle
town to the field okay phase two buy that castle town shop and sell products
to the town at reduced prices all right there's a problem however the finances
for the execution of this door's plan are lacking please brother offer some
financial support to aid in the purchase of the castle town shop yeah
how much you need for a thousand rupee short of funding that's all my money
well Mala doesn't have shit so yeah you know what fucking I'll give you a
thousand here we go
the glorious day we've collected enough funds to finance repairs to the bridge
connecting East Castle to Harrowfield brother those corrupt price-gouring shops
and Castle Town are officially unnoticed. Soon they will rule!
Well, I hope you will continue your financial support of our effort to sell products in the town at discounted prices.
I love this sound.
Well, we're poor. Thank God. Okay.
Wait, I don't remember where his brother is in the town, though.
I have met him, but I don't remember where.
Binky Bunky Baaaang.
Hot spring water, yeah, drink it while it's warm, okay.
If it cools it'll be plain water.
Yep, alright.
Wait, what the fuck did you say?
Is that because I'm in the water?
Can I now?
What?
Wait!
You can't quick travel with a- she said something about the bottle, didn't she?
No.
Right, yeah.
I will scare the public if I do.
I guess I'll uh go over here.
I should be able to do it over here.
Can I warp now?
Hold, okay.
Yay, I can't warp in view of NPCs here.
Mine emoji of 52, I was going to go up to the age of 69.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
The thing is I don't remember where he is so I'm gonna fuck this up
Wait, but I need to not be wolf fuck
Oh my lord
whatever we can do this later I have to find them first
let me tell it can I switch here
I'm friendly wait was it this hot spring water sold here okay yeah well
well writh is my water still hot spring water
It's not even worth climbing up on these, is it?
Feel like it's slower probably not
Looks shootable up there.
Okay, I'm going to transform.
Yeah, you can't be faster than this as fast as it goes so looks like that's some cool
deliver a quest waiting for you?
uh...
yeah...
no, i literally can't be...
Is it you want water he sits outside the eastern gates okay it's over oh yeah it was that guy
Yeah, yeah, I remember now I saw him once
Check water
Yeah, no, I think I know where this is going
Where?
Like Dragon's Dogma, you can't teleport with it.
So if you do, it turns cold.
That's why you had to repair the bridge.
Here's your fucking water Goron.
So in order to do that quickly, grab that, go here.
I think you can so many Pona here. Fairly certain.
Yeah, you can so many Pona right here.
Can you so many Pona to the...
Ah!
Yeah, this quest should be started.
Can you so many Pona to the north also?
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
Oh, I gotta check.
Yeah, there's- Well, yeah, what I could- Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah.
We gotta- We gotta be, like, optimal here.
Are you doing the NYC marathon in November?
Yes, I am.
You turn 34 the next day and we'll be in NYC that weekend.
Oh yeah!
Let's go!
Maybe we'll meet up then.
Now we're gonna place a Pona.
Where's the go-to on whatever I don't even damn go wrong
But the but the bomb
My spring water, here we go.
Yes.
Go quick, go quick.
Épama! Épama! Why did I place it so far away?
I should be able to get this quickly, though.
I mean, I'm almost there already.
Is it still- I mean, of course it's still hot spring water. I'll be ridiculous, otherwise.
What?
It can't be...
I can't be quicker than that.
There's no way.
I mean, I could place my horse closer, but that's not nearly enough.
This is a gimmick.
It's gotta be a gimmick.
Whatever, let's go to Snowhand.
you need some kind of like super sprint boots. We're going to snow head. I'm not gonna be
the lock on this. That is crazy.
Yo.
I
Have a huge fish
I heard ruckus and I just a human. Let's see humans not often up. Why human come to snows
You want spiritual journey true self?
Yeah, sure
Oh, you look for a long time.
That was joke.
Yet is joke too.
You look for something else, I'll tell truth.
Yes I am.
Oh, you look for mirror in such far away place.
Why you no say so before.
But you make good climb and you lucky to meet me.
I found shiny mirror piece.
What a merry look for, huh?
You come to house and see yourself.
I caught fish, I'll make you hot meal at least.
My house far away.
We slide there, huh?
You like me?
Oh!
Cool!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah.
Is there tricks?
Oh, shit.
Zero out of ten delivery. I ordered some hot spring water and my map showed that he went back and forth two times
Teleported to a mountain and never returned. I never actually got my water
Listen, I haven't even talked to him yet. Maybe he doesn't know about it
He doesn't even know about it I should probably talk to the Goron
So
Oh, what? Oh, you could have landed on those?
Maaam.
ZOOM. Yeah.
Oh, you can! 360, dude.
We can even quickspin.
Yeah!
Oh, is this the... Well, that's his home, but it's marked as the dungeon on the map, too.
Personal question, what was your maximum body weight? Well, that was probably during L.A. OP.
That was probably like
85 maybe?
What's with this guy? He's got a nice place for a beast man.
Iconic photo, yeah.
Oh, Poe is here? Okay.
Wait, so this is the ice dungeon? His home? Snowpeak ruins? Oh, I like this!
Like a little ghost mansion.
got to be some uh blog sliding puzzles here right on the ice all right where do we begin
Um, I guess I'll start by going here.
Okay.
Whoa.
What I feel like I saw like an invisible platform there.
I saw snow effects.
I'm crazy I guess.
Wait, can I hook too?
No?
OK.
Gimmicks?
Come back to that.
All right, all right, all right.
What about like, can I move upstairs?
Or is the, yeah, they're both broken.
This is where we're gonna learn to shoot the ice stuff.
Okay.
Oh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey!
Who?
Sorry, I have sickness.
Come closer.
You cute little human husband told me you come.
You want to look at Mirror, huh?
My husband found it.
I did pretty thing, huh?
But since I get Mirror, I get sick.
And then bad monsters appear.
So many bad things happen since Mirror.
We lock bedroom on third floor.
Where it hangs, huh?
Wait, I tell you where Key is.
Oh wow! Thank you!
Green room, yeah.
It would have slad it! You got any good roads? Thanks 22 man.
Fever makes head blurry but...
Oh, it probably here in the room marked by this symbol.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Nice and compact dungeon.
Did it not? Game suck. Yeah.
Right now, can't even get up.
Would you bring it to me?
Start with the door right here!
Yeah, but I want the compass. What if the compass is to the left?
Oh.
Okay, sure.
Ah, you!
Wife look bad, huh?
Not healthy since Mirror.
Sorry, I make soup!
fish from Zora Village are most nutritious you tired huh you have some it
give you energy okay
but I add some water to it
simple soup smells like fish broth replace two hearts okay
Thanks, buddy.
Oh, hey, it's you. Come here, chicken.
Yeah, free at last!
Gracious! You're that nice fellow who helped me out the other day. Well, I love this game. This game's sick. It's really good.
okay we go this way it's the only path we can take right now well I guess we have
fish soup we can give to her but I want to see what's over here first
aha look I knew it block puzzles
well I've already solved this one but I think I need to be able to remove the
ice though. Probably. Yeah. I'm guessing this will not break it. So yeah. I will test it.
okay that's cool though that's cool well we can get to this button though
Oh
Don't push it that way push it this way
Yeah, this sounds like I like I got your remix
Oh
Got she not got cha
Okay
maybe I should try to give her soup see if you get anything hmm well we got it
open what's over here I'm getting sidetracked
You know what, let's go back to her first.
Maybe we get like a compass or something.
you want soup oh yeah hey I'll give it to you too I'll do it all right well
That's good to know.
Jaren, you drank it right in front of her.
That's locked.
Alright, let's go.
Do you feel the love that has put into this game?
You can, yeah. And every dungeon is like so brilliantly designed, I feel.
I haven't felt like any dungeon was bullshit at all.
Oh, that's the main, okay.
Cannon?
Huh.
Interesting.
I do need some rupees now.
Oh, I do need some rupees now.
Oh, I do need some rupees now.
Loser come here and get me out of the damn heavy snow
Oh, yeah, that was almost that, I mean, okay, stop being me.
Oh my god, what is this?
Is that the mimic from Neil?
Small key, very nice.
Okay, well, we can't do shit here.
We can go through this door to get to the other side
of the ice, we'll do that.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Oh, is that the yeti?
Did he look like that?
I don't know man, seems weird.
Weird to see an emote form.
I'll be the judge of this.
I noticed he lost all his rupees.
What happened?
Did he have a thousand?
Yeah, but I donated a thousand to build a bridge into Eastern Hyrule Town.
uh yeah
guys so hecking icy here
Okay, that looks simple.
Too simple.
Something is not right here, for sure.
It's definitely too simple.
Oh!
Okay.
Damn the low crush was crazy.
Okay well we made it.
Go back to the waifie.
on bumpkin okay it's grown into your hometown yeah what's this this is right
she got the wrong location want to go back and try to get her to remember where
the key is yeah I mean we don't really have a choice do we we got nothing an
absolute abomination Jesse is what it is oh oh there's more blokes here well I
Well I can't move them though.
We need four blocks to hit the one in the middle, unless you just gotta hit it like
that.
Well, we can go here.
Oh, here's another block.
Uh, yeah.
Well, I guess we go back to her, maybe we get something.
We need this block down here, cause then we can, we need four blocks to build to that
button.
That's gonna be an annoying puzzle.
Anyways.
Now there ain't no moving this.
Alright.
Uh, yo.
favorite dungeon so far oh I actually think the Goron the Goron one with a
magnetic boots I think that might have been the one so far yeah you find it ah
what pumpkin why he there sorry husband in kitchen right now take pumpkin to him
I try to remember okay sure
Why am I not playing this on?
It's the PC version.
What flavor?
Pumpkin!
Uh, pumpkin!
You have pumpkin, huh?
Oh, okay.
Pumpkin pumpkin!
Thanks, huh?
You taste if you want.
I'll taste your slurp
Smells like pumpkins we're playing four hearts. Okay. Let's go back to her now
Yo, you gave bumpkin. Thank you
I maybe remember could be in that room
Okay, can you open up this gate next to me then chick room up. Yes. All right, cool. I
Got a ball friend. Can I do let out your shit early? Was there any saving your Popeye? No, you got wasted completely wasted
Unfortunately very unfortunate
huge yet they well up I need a key it wait what's this whoa oh this looks like a cannonballs
or something.
Frozen?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck! Okay, fine.
I'm gonna get you I need a cannonball
I'm not losing to the frozen inanimate objects come on wolf I
definitely can I interact with this bite
can't bomb bar a chicken can't do something with this probably not yeah
okay
Hmm.
Feels dank, man.
Hmm.
Bombs don't work, still gonna do it.
Yeah.
I don't need to go and, uh, switch to bombs, right?
Oh wait.
Ah, there's a window here.
Zoom.
Hmm. Ah-ha.
I'm gonna I knew I got him anyways
No!
His enemy is so annoying.
You it is with it's 93
three. Thank you. Oh, can and manual. Insert iron. Continue putting explosion launch.
explosion launch fuck I'm gonna blow myself up yeah that works great nice
I only have these scuffed ass bombs, man.
What if I turn it?
Just do anything
What the fuck
They don't like hand hold you so much which is super nice
noise. For him like this is super nice.
Like I gotta figure out how to hell I blow this cannon. My lantern doesn't work. I have
no idea why this would work but at this point I'm just gonna try everything.
Hmm. This is like a...
Okay.
How hard can it be to just light a cannon, man? Light it!
There's no... oh, you can't even bomb Baradix, can you? Maybe you can.
Oh, you can, but I don't see why this would work.
When the regular bomb didn't work.
Info gained. Can I get my ball back? Please? Oh yeah, no bunking. It doesn't work. Hard
to beat a fire cannon. Apparently insanely difficult. Yo, Gambit, you don't play Blyatman?
No, I just I want to play this first. I don't know if I'll play live about man. I mean it looks pretty cool
But um, yeah
I believe pumpkin is for healing
Yeah
Can't put that shit in
Don't climb. What? How is it a puzzle just to fire the cannon?
I tried stepping on that with that. I tried.
Why would this work?
iron continue put in explosion launch yes okay yeah well clearly the ex putting
the explosion there didn't work so
Do I need some kind of gimmick for this?
I'm scouting above.
I need to remove this horrible caddy mode.
The wolves are so annoying!
Okay, you know whatever, I'm just not even gonna kill you.
I don't see any grappling spot here.
You can't grapple onto these guys.
I believe.
Maybe I actually need normal bombs.
Can I teleport here?
Oh, I have to go back to f-
Oh.
Okay, I'm gonna try normal bombs, I guess.
It's the only choice I have, but I can think of...
Sorry about the delay, I want to help, uh, yeah.
Thanks for the help.
Great, sorry.
The wipe doesn't seem very confident, but I think it'll work out this time.
Well, I guess all we can do is go back to that room.
No, I think we need to use normal bombs.
All right, little, uh, what is the first time I'm going to use the shikken?
It's shaking time.
Want to leave?
Yeah.
You can return right here.
So there's no worries.
Yeah.
Orph out.
Yes, yes.
Let me introduce you to this is Uncle Junior!
Anytime you want to warp back to this spot from outside, ask him!
If you want to meet me at the entrance rather than warping here, just go there and I'll
meet you.
Come on, come on.
One way off.
Right.
Do I even have enough Rupees?
I hope I do.
Dude, this game is so cursed.
Or some of these designs.
I pray I have enough rupees, man.
Am I not?
I have 51.
I think that should be enough.
Binky bonky bing.
Binky bonky, binky bonky, binky binky bonky.
Binky binky bonky, binky binky bonky.
oh yeah I also get to sell my bombs so I should get some rupees hello thanks one
12 man thank you all right I'll sell my spider bombs
yes sick
Okay, please tell me that will be enough
Shot leave me alone
Yeah hard times I'm fucking poor dude
I might need more bombs than that, but maybe they will drop in here?
No, luckily enough, it's very easy to go back and forth as the first time I've interacted
with that mechanic.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
AH!
Where's my ROOPies?
I donated a thousand of them, which was max.
I'm right rupee maxing
That's one
Okay, well, I'm guessing this should work.
If it doesn't, it's a huge scam.
Yeah, okay.
Damn, but hold on, there's more to unlock.
Can I shoot that one?
I'm afraid of running out of bombs, but yeah, it was very fast to just go there.
Just chill, man.
Okay.
I mean, I'll take rupees.
Or bombs.
Okay, yeah sure good shit. We take those
I'm guessing this ice isn't hiding anything it doesn't look like it and I don't even think you can put
You can't put this diagonally can you?
Unless you what if you time it okay, you know, I'm gonna test it
Oh, right. Hey, it's a quicker way to get this over there, fuck it.
But I can probably not walk through the door with this, can I? Yeah.
one. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
What? Oh, shh.
Bombs? Okay, you know what, yeah. We'll take a 20 rippy. It's not bad. It's not bad at all.
Um...
Okay, sure. I'll take the music, the compass. I read the word music. Oh, those are cannonballs
on the map, I guess. Wait, so how am I going to get the cannonball? What? I don't have
a key or anything this was just for hold up look up
hey
well there's like that's not a button but it's a grappling point let's make sure
I'm 99% sure.
interesting how do I get the but there's a chest in this room that I haven't unlocked
There's a chest here, but there's only one
No yes what how can I I can't leave with the unless I need cannonball
ball. Did you just throw this on it? Make it so easy? Yeah, it'd be a bit too easy,
I guess. Oh, thanks for the fitting name. Thanks to 83, dude. No, yes, yeah. The thing
is I can't access any cannonballs but you know what let's check this I see two
chests here maybe it's something
I need a key so I can like load this.
I'm stuck in a kid's game.
Because I need to get a cannonball in the middle so I can shoot the ice giants.
How do I get this cannonball? It has to be this room.
Unless I might be cooking.
Come here!
How the fuck will I get that chest?
Blow a hole into the wall?
But why does it say that this chest is on the map?
I can't even loot it.
Is this a glitch?
Or is this?
I'm just one.
As I can't stand these wolves.
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
There's literally a digsbolt here.
But what the?
I was stuck because of this.
Like...
Three times I dug there and it never moved us now.
Amazing.
All right, well here we can load. Very nice.
I was standing on the chest when I dug.
Well, every time?
It didn't look like it.
Yay! Cannonballs!
Job is done. The hitbox and those digspots are a bit work. Yeah, I mean, I could tell.
I think I dug three times on the snow and it did nothing.
I'm gonna climb up just see what's up here oh no
Thank you Anonymous. Thank you. Very generous wherever you are. I think 78
You're camping this huh
Yeah, I blasted it past.
I was just looking through my old stuff and found it.
Before I go, I need to get this chest.
And also, I can probably shoot a cannonball over here.
here we go
Ah.
Yeah, worth a shot.
Shit, that makes the 121.
Hope you're well, brother.
Okay, yeah, we'll take that
All right way into the main room I got a ball through but I gotta let the dog out soon anyways
So we
Use some bombs to get bombs. Yeah nice to hear chicken man chicken man. Oh
Sure
This is not another statue puzzle is it?
Huh.
You look very armored. I learned some move for a fully armored. Maybe help splitter. I'll
try it. That looks... I'll have a lot of health! Actually, yeah, I do, never mind. Can I block
this? Oh, okay. He's gonna fucking die. Okay. Oh, he's done. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Let's
Drink some blue goo!
I see these.
Fuckin' my s- oh.
You can't get me here?
Ha ha ha!
Okay, well...
Tough enemy
You're gonna get tired soon or
Yeah, but a stalemate
Come on throw the thing
Throw the thing
Want the bomb?
Minus one?
Throw the thing like I see your ass
Fuck this is scary. Ow this enemy hurts
Okay, shit that enemies actually scary
On the hd version hard money is four hearts
Hey, you!
Wait, I can't use this? Swing to cause serious damage!
Yo! Cool!
Fuss!
How much damage is that? Jump attack?
Boom! Oh, this is so free now!
Mmm, suck!
Bored on goat cheese.
Alright, sure.
Aw, food again? Yeah, I had a bad feeling about this.
She didn't seem very sure of herself.
Oh well, let's head back and hope she had some other brilliant idea.
I'll play a new Sasakiri game.
I don't know. I wasn't like super impressed when I saw the gameplay
But I don't know might give it a shot for a day see if I like it
We have a lot of ice to remove in our room now, we can get the chests.
I'm guessing I can't reach this guy, it's too loud.
to give me a cellular day from the bar different off from a lost bet yeah it's
from the bottom all right so you're on you know you're a good dude
This is a very personal subject.
Fuck, I wanna see if I can...
Yeah!
Oof, suck!
Oof!
Okay, I mean we do need rupees I can't say no and I shan't say no
Is this the fire temple yes
Okay, um, yeah, we could definitely go back into that puzzle room now
Over here we can also wait let me remove this ice
Just for fun
Though we can't do the puzzle room yet blocks the ice puzzle
What version of chain together where we're using the one on steam
Eric expert in no line. Thank you
Yeah, this one I can't solve this yet. Can I break this though?
Cool
What means I could also break this if I wanted, but you need the one from above I imagine.
Maybe I can actually.
That one goes into this little hole here, but we got to talk to the lady anyways.
see what this boating does. Right, but you need to stand on it, I imagine, yeah. Hmm.
That blocking can help, then, and you need a... Hey, triple isn't enough, is it? I don't
think so. Or maybe it is from that side. Well, play me on the Zelda gamer for this.
I I did not know wait Majora's mask has a PC version too. Oh
Dude, I gotta play sell dies zdi games bangers. I haven't played him, but I've seen anger video game nerd episode
Bangers
Hey you
Can I actually solve this like this I'm not so sure
Maybe okay, I might actually have it well, I got a buffer though
Oh, uh, some uh, someone no shit remade to see the eye games are almost playable now.
Wait, they remade them?
Let me just see so I don't like fuck myself up here.
Yeah, cause I can't put that there.
Um, maybe keep that one.
I would like to keep this one.
They're called ship of Harkinian
Wait, are they remade from ground up or what?
Well if I put that one there we could put that one there
Then I'd have to like how do I get that one there later?
hmm well we could test it but what if I put that one there then that one there
and then yeah then you get to there but then I still need that one now if I could
use that to get no that won't work that won't work is the same as this
Oh, a decompilation port? Okay. Huh. This freaking temple? Why is a cool temple so far?
I mean, what about this one here?
What's the- the thing is, there is other blocks in this room.
But I- I'm not sure they're actually- I don't think they're needed. Just gotta figure out the salvation here.
Yeah, because now the problem is like I put that one there and then I put that there then there's two
that's not enough you need three but that one's gonna slide all over the fucking place because of it
it. Tricky. What if I do that? Okay, maybe I do that. And then I do that. Well, I don't
And that one is fucked up. Yeah, that one's fucked up.
Fuck me. Fuck me, man. Fuck me. Then that one's fucked.
There's a statue puzzled all over again chat.
Is if I go with that one there?
And then I can put that one there. Then we have two.
But I could do the reverse on the other side as they're still saying.
Soup. Okay, I'll drink some fucking soup.
Actually, I don't want to reset this, but maybe I can't even do anything yet.
Pretty sure I can, though.
Fairly certain.
Well, let's just see what happens with this.
Yeah, because I need to have them stop in the middle.
So I just put that there now.
Yeah, what up, Ron?
Because now I'm one block away, and that block, I can't have it stopped in the middle, unless...
Ooh...
Maybe if I do that...
There's a reason for that. Okay. Maybe.
So if I put that there, then that's not gonna do shit.
Fairly certain it is.
or PTSD. Is that one's there? Is this audiobook? I could pull off an audiobook.
I should probably go back to the lady though. I'm not even supposed to do this yet.
I just want to see if it's actually... I think it's possible. But there is a block up there,
though I think that one goes down there. And then you can get up here, but maybe you can
can get enough. No. It should definitely be possible.
plausible. Right. I think I had an idea. So I put that there.
And I put this there.
You put that one there. It looks like that we put that there.
But I've got there. And I show this there. When I've done
that.
I'm lost. It's over. It's over. It's not over, though. Not if I managed to get- Oh, I think
I have it. If I managed to get like that. So what I would need to do is boom, boom,
Boom.
So I have that there.
Then I shove that there.
Boom.
Maybe.
Because you gotta use that for it.
Let me cook. Let me try something.
Let me beings of cooking
Let me cook no it was a ruin chat it's not ruined it's not ruined this is I think it's good
I think it's good hold up hold up hold up don't distract my thoughts
Okay
Do not distract my thought it's not ruined this is it watch
Fuck me, Slippery.
It might be one step I have forgotten, but we'll deal with that as it comes, okay?
So.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I mean, that's the same alchemist I had before in my head was the same.
Let's see.
How many is this?
What if you just do that?
Why is this so tricky?
I'm going back to grandma, I'm going back to grandma, that's what I'm supposed to do
anyways.
Yo, I thought I was cooking.
Throbby, thanks for today.
another shag. It might be a game to get from my birthday. A game for your birthday. What
do you even like? What's the latest game I bought? Let's see. Um, Samaritaka 2 early
Axis is good.
It's great.
Ultimate drummer.
Ah.
Yeah, what up?
What happened, huh?
What?
Cheese?
Did Husband move it?
Uh, where in the world did we put it?
Sorry, I need thinking time, huh?
Take Cheese to Husband.
Can you do that? I try to remember. Okay, fine.
Fuck it, geez, man.
Oh, I got a buff...
Oh, crimson desert? True.
That's a lot of hours.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, need more punch.
Uh, what? Good smell.
What you have.
Mmm, perfect ingredient, huh?
Little more time on fire. It become gourmet soup.
Here, taste!
Okay.
Superb soup.
Eight hearts!
Damn.
Bum-ba-da-ba-do!
Now I was thinking of the puzzle.
I thought I had a solution, but I need to get in there and see it again.
Why don't you play original Wii controller?
Are you too tiny to use it? No, I just too strong so I'll break it if I'm swinging it
Over an hour ago over an hour long state of play announced. Yeah
Deathloop 2 to get announced. Hey deathloop was pretty good. Wasn't it?
We put key in nearby rooms, so no forgetting how I how I forget embarrassing
second floor
Okay.
Oh, top left second floor.
There is a way up to the second floor, but I have to get rid of the ice giant up there.
Wait, there's two chests in the beginning of the area.
I'm gonna go grab those.
There was like this PvP invasion system that was really fun.
Oh yeah, wait, this is... yeah, right, it was upstairs.
I think there was like a big ice wall here though.
You had to pass the Leviathan's Mardukatu at his nighttime.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna do anything and this chest was like
Yeah, this one is very weird
Longed
There was a rumor regards need to play that Sony is gonna announce the first video game for PS5
Now boo might hear about the new God of War. Yeah, I got an open dog. I do
and then solve the puzzle well I could try it before but if I don't solve the
puzzle before going to the bathroom Chats gonna and then I solve it when I
come back Chats gonna think I'm a fishy thing and I ain't having that so I'm
solving it now even if I pee myself
But it might not even be that I'm supposed to do this now.
If that just opens that door, and what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Nothing right now.
Nothing at all.
We just gotta like get out pretty much.
I just used this one, whatever.
I've ever pissed myself um I mean yeah as a kid probably
Oh, yeah, nah, never mind, never mind.
No fuck, I should solve this now because I really have to go to the ballroom.
I really have to go to the ballroom.
33 year old man is more worried about some power social strangers thinking he cheated
in a kid's game over actually cornering himself as an adult.
He's offensive much.
Kiki.
It's true.
It's true.
He caught me.
It's actually true.
He caught me, Shat.
He did.
What if I put the phone in the back?
Like in the over there.
Oh, you have a second phone.
You're gonna cheat with your second phone.
Shut up, alright?
Shut up.
Well, this needs to get out of here anyways.
Okay, wait, whoa.
Let me go ball through.
Bring a webcam to Twitch!
No!
Oh, I can fucking think!
Okay, just...
Where's my emote only button?
Unless
It's not funny maybe funny for you but not for me
Fuck. Oh my god. I had a good thought and I think I almost solved it and now it's gone.
It's gone out the fucking window. Yoshi! Yoshi! I know the dog's going to eat shit.
Okay, I think I actually had it, but it's gone.
Okay, so we can do that, we can do that, and then that's cooked because of that, but if I put that there, and put that there, and put that in, then that one is cooked.
Yeah, because it's one off. It's one off. It's one off. That's the problem. Okay, so let's think of it a different way.
There's obviously a reason for this. We have to use that.
How am I running this game? It's PC.
Uh, PC, PC version is...
Uh, I'm fairly certain you gotta use the corner here.
I just, I'm just gonna push fucking blocks until it works, whatever.
Don't care.
Imagine being a car and knowing your roommate with no job feels good to yourself and left your dog outside just because some strangers on the internet bullied him SMH.
Hey, wait a minute!
I think I'm gonna cook with this.
Yeah, he's right, he's right, aww.
I had it?
No I didn't fucking have it.
I did not have it, you're trolling.
You're trolling?
I did not have it.
It's actually a one guy just to bring me in a dark loop over and over.
That's what this is.
It's a fucking one guy.
Just push blocks, just fucking push blocks.
Can I have like, Mika community do this, and then like, well then Chas can say I'm
cheating again my legs are fucking
shaking I need to go I felt this when I
was speedrunning BS1 many years ago
Same feeling now.
Gimaro.
Oh? I see.
Physical sense that enthuse a mod but I make a little joke about your hairline and I get sent to the Shadow Realm SMH.
not cool brad not cool
I'm actually gonna pee myself but it's worth it as long as Chad doesn't think I'm cheating
Fuck! Dude, I had it! I had it! I saw, like, the Matrix code!
Alrighty!
Don't you have a butler? Just have him pee for you, huh?
If I did, I'd pee in his mouth by now.
De Niro.
I had it!
Go to the bathroom, you'll feel as amazing by yourself.
I actually had the solution! I saw it, and now it's gone. I actually saw it.
Okay, let me, let me, let me...
I saw the solution! I did!
Hey, you!
Yeah? No. Yeah? No.
Just, just...
I saw it! Wait, I was over here! I was over here and I saw it!
I'm going ball for him. I'm going ball for him
donating so you can afford treatment for your kidney stones your building are
I actually had the solution I saw it in my head
I've never seen anything more clearly
Don't keep her with my sprinkler goes like this.
It still feels good, man.
No one asked, okay?
All right.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay, can I cook with this?
Just push blocks, push blocks, I think it works.
I can't think anymore.
I can't fucking think.
I can't think.
I can't think.
Push blocks, just fucking push them somewhere.
It's gonna work eventually.
Beach mouse beach beach mouse
I'm just going in a circle like I'm going in a circle. I'm not having no progress.
I have to flush the puzzle. I have to flush the puzzle chat. I have to go to the bathroom.
Waterfall. River. Forcing. Warm water.
Touching the bathroom door handle. You are coming in.
The fuck is forcing me off?
Imagine the feeling of finally, hey guys.
Oh.
Pretty sure I've seen like two solutions to this.
and then it just disappears
cuz then I can put that there and then I'm one block away
and then it's fucked
watch him come back from bathroom and suddenly know the solution
never seen it before
shut up
shut up
shut up
Okay?
I would never.
I would never!
Chat you ever peed in the ocean?
The reason it feels so good is because of the immersion pressure from the water.
There's nothing quite like being submerged in water.
You're glad to fall and just let it does I believe in yourself in the ocean. Just let go
Can I cook with this?
Can I cook with this?
Can I can I cook with this? Is there a cooking of havings here? Is there a cooking of havings here?
Because if I push okay, so I need this in the middle
Dinear, your athletic achievements are making up for this one, Ankh.
I'll stream a cat to spare.
Dinear.
Elias Yellow paint lawn strikes again, Fiki.
Let me coach!
Okay, let me fight!
Four moves away from Solution.
That's Pregala.
because I can I need to have this in the middle and that's the whole that's the
why this is insolved okay so let me cook
this and I're all Niccoli roots did this puzzle 20 years ago and you're still
struggling old gentel likewise I don't think this has ran this I think this
Just as ever, Ren is the old uh...
Stop trying to distract me, it's not working.
Ah, it is.
De Niro.
No fax, D.
Wait, I have it!
Oh my god, I have the fucking solution!
I see it!
Oh, I was so locked on that you needed all three in a line!
I completely forgot I can just leave this block here and move the one behind it.
Okay, I can go to the bathroom a chat I solved it I solved it I can go to the
bathroom now I can go to the ball for him
fuck yeah fuck yeah I was so hell bent on having them all lined up so I would
reach it okay very easy I'm going fuck this have a chat game
Hey, it's me. It's the blood demand. I can make you urinate like nobody can
Hey, it's me. It's the blood demand. I can make you urinate like nobody can
Why is the game so laggy is your laggy it is why is it like 20 of piss
Do you see how laggy it is?
Your lucky DSP hate watchers haven't caught up to you yet, Kiki.
What?
I saw that super fast.
I like being stuck on that, that's fun.
When this solution comes like, whoa dude!
Alright, hold up.
I still like it here.
Chatti is googling the next puzzle, don't let him check you.
All right, fuck you name.
Let's go.
The bomb.
Oh, the gate upstairs opened up, yeah?
Hey, you.
Yeah.
Nah, doggie's out.
Just burglays at 117!
It was fucking amazing.
Amazing.
I forgot the other door.
I don't need that door.
It just leads out here.
What I need to do now is like get upstairs I think.
I need to kill that guy, somehow.
Oh...
What is this block here?
Can't I get this?
Can't I?
Let me see.
Or is that locked?
I don't recall.
Oh, I don't remember why room this is.
Ah, cute!
Holy shit, man, 19 was ready.
Can you check this for me?
Yes, thanks 90 man. Let me see.
No!
Ricardo thinks 30 man. Brother Ventiras.
Thanks for the 14.
Thank you.
RoboGothic thinks 56.
Also, happy birthday by the way. I never said that. I'm sorry man.
Happy birthday, right?
Okay, what if if I go out here and I go to the right? Yeah, I haven't I haven't been here. Okay
Nice, let's go
Okay
All right, so we could push that block there, but this also takes us up.
Let me let me push this block hopefully this guy doesn't respawn, but he probably does.
Oh, then you can get cannons.
You can get cannonballs up here then.
Oh, that's cool.
We definitely got to do that.
Blueberry Banana.
Wait, don't play, I'm not liking the game for it to do others only play- oh this game
is lovely, it's really really good.
The temples are super fun.
I need lovely rehab, but...
Will this roll down here?
Okay.
Oh, I thought I'd slide down if I became a nice... no problem.
alright there's the cannon oh you need a key here okay that door is open and
there is a chest in here
I can't make this can I wait I can lock target to it
me smash oh wait that actually worked oh cool
LULA KEY?
Thank you.
Oh fuck, it doesn't...
LAAAAAAAAN!
Well, maybe this resets me, which would be nice.
Yeah, okay.
I'll take that.
long your friend used to paint characters this game man those like warhammer
paints like people who paint like we're ever shit is so cool
you there's two blocks here well I'm gonna shoot this cannonball
Crasher!
Thanks twenty-eight.
Winx of V then?
We then?
Win?
Winx of we, when?
Ah, I dunno.
I know no plans right now.
You're currently painting while listening to the stream.
Aw nice.
Good luck dude.
I thought that was a window.
Oh, I can't do this yet because I gotta move those, I guess.
So let's go do that, we have a key.
oh grappling how nice okay so we can go and get that chest over there and we
have access to door and that door will take us so we can push those blocks
Eventually. Okay, I see. Yeah
Bob Ross painting street dude, I love doing that. Oh my god
Help me, please
Hellvette. It's not synced. No. Okay, maybe it's better synced now. But this one has
like no mo- Ah! Nice. Okay, what's this? A rupee? Oh, heartbeats. Sure. I'll take
Okay, let's poke.
We can go down.
Hmm.
It's a chest behind you.
Hmm.
Okay, you just got to do that again. Okay, well, yeah, yeah, minus one
Well 30 rupees I mean I am poor now so it's all good I would go up
up. Yeah.
This music is making you lose it. Yeah, same. But there's not much left of this dungeon
though so a bad trust trust
zoom man I never imagined Link would get a fucking what do you say chain and
ball
I'm not sure.
Here I come.
Oh, we gotta go through here. There's no chests here, but...
What is over here? Oh, a pool. A pool. A pole.
There is a chest coming up over there.
Okay. Well, I know what to do.
We need to find a Lulikie to go there to move the blocks to shoot the cannon.
Now we can move this very nice
And this door is is open because we are to solve the the puzzle
Hmm.
This deals so much damage.
Crazy item, I gotta say.
Oh.
Throw a ball and chain like IRL.
That's not heavy they are.
A little tennis ball on a rope.
That's gonna be a small key and now we backtrack.
Can you actually make that? Yeah, you can. I've done it before. Yeah, we go back open
that door and we shoot the cannonball. Don't really know why you need a cannonball there,
oh probably to take out that guy
hammer throw gotta be one of manliest
sports dude you the wood chopping
competitions now that that's it dude when
they have to chop into a wood and then
put a plank and climb up and chop the
next that's fucking manly
Damn it, I wanted to hit him with a whatever.
Okay, so let's push this over here.
over here. I gotta say the dungeons are so brilliantly designed. Everything just like
comes back together full circle every time.
What the hell is that?
So now we can put this over here.
New game where you garfield cover souls among us I'd rather eat nails
Okay, now I have that
And now we can shoot this guy and we can get up
Yes!
Boom!
What the- what the- what the- what the- what the-
Was it yeah, I saw a war studio. Yeah, they announced that Lord of the Rings or a Middle-Earth
Game yeah, and a new kingdom come
So good so sick, dude
Door to left I'm supposed to go there, but what's up here? Is this where the ballstore is?
lies of P2 is in development as well I saw a bunch of like drama about that
because they're looking for they're looking to hire some like someone who
knows AI stuff all that is not the boss
Fuckin' A. Oh my new job lot.
Who wants- Wait, I can block with this?
What up by the Pablo yeah, look at that
There we go.
So yeah, oh maybe they, oh yeah, obviously they will give the boss key, right?
She mentioned that, didn't she?
I'll get nice to the bedroom of the house of the Mirishard.
Right.
Never mind.
I am mixing things up.
Ew, finally found the key!
I sure took a while, but that mirror shard is as good as ours
Hi on 107 big oh, hi. Oh, you're safe
I drink husband soup feel much better. Oh so I couldn't find you you found key
Oh good good edge move right above us. I take you there. All right slow poke. I'm quicker
I don't care about the massive up there for Xanima, yes, yes, I'm still gonna wait for
full release though but I'm full release I'll play it thank you you can you come
inside
but I see there is an evil runner expose video I did actually yeah please this
way this is cozy let's see the mirror shard
Here, mirror! You look at it!
Ah, so pretty.
Pretty, ah, so pretty.
Pretty, pretty mirror-lovely.
Oh my god! Not take mirror!
I
Toilet ice mass blizzard
I had a soup I'm gonna drink some.
1, 2, 3, 4...
Okay, I've already killed some of them.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
I
Fuck that last one's
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Pag?
Whatever.
Face equals tank.
Ease equals tag.
FUCK!
Eugh!
Well, we have two mirror shards now.
Two more left link.
Still, I feel bad about the way we treated that girl.
To think the mirror of twilight has the power to change people like that.
This world, all worlds, can be cruel.
Let's hurry up and collect the rest of those pieces, Link.
There's still a chest in the beginning of the dungeon in this, but I legit don't
think I can grab that one unless I use the boomerang glitch, if that even works
there we have to before more innocent creatures have to endure the suffering
this poor girl did now I think it's a hard piece in there well let's go search
for the two that remain
Uh, what? What's wrong with me?
Very strange, you just dreaming.
Yethul, mirror you gave.
Forget mirror Yethul. Now look into eyes of Yethul.
Look in reflection of Yethul's eyes. They are true beauty.
Who needs mirror?
Hey, you!
My love!
Oh, we're gonna get the giant heart piece now.
Oh, you have to break the floor above it?
Really?
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna check that.
I can just teleport back after this.
I'll get you out of here.
You sure there's nothing else you need to do, right?
Yeah, because if I teleport back here, it's quicker than if I just backtrack from
this point.
Oh, I forgot to talk to them. I always do.
Oh, fun. Thanks for the one you let out. Hope you're well.
Lampy, thanks for the eight. If you'd like as well as Mars, you should try Chunik.
Oh, yeah, Chunik. I've heard good things about Chunik, yeah.
I mean maybe I can go back to them
but there's a room you see there were a
chest there. I saw it. My sack got beaten. So I'm gonna go check over here. You break
the floor above? Oh, this? That's how you get it. Yes. Damn. I have not been back to
go on mines yet no
I think I'm good with block puzzles, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, fuck, I wanted to,
yeah, I can go through here.
Yeah, the armor's up done, yeah.
Oh, thanks 51 man, thank you.
Oh, they're gone.
It's so over.
here.
Yeah.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
All right, we're done here.
Well, I'll have to kill this guy.
Bot!
Yop!
Bot!
Wait, what?!
Mi amoto!
No, I do not have the 20 pose.
I have 16 though, what?
20 or more of them and take them to Giovanni.
Oh, I only need four more and I know there is one in Lake Helia.
So that's 17. I could actually do that part. That'd be cool.
Anyways, let's get out of here.
Well, I'm interested in doing the randomizer of TP on Dustlight once it's out.
I don't feel like any more experience in this game for that.
There are two Mirshars left. There should be one hidden in Ancient Wood and another somewhere in the sky.
Ancient Wood.
Oh, an ancient wood. Well, well, on the map there is like nothing else here that's
covered I can see but there is a path here I can open up now but I think it
only leads to its chest but I'll I'll go do that see what happens
Oh, this music.
Yetherace?
What?
There we go
Hey, listen!
Is this ancient of woods?
Well, to be fair, where I got the Molster Sword is pretty...
Oh.
Huh.
Where I got the Molster Sword is pretty ancient.
Trunks, remember if there was a, if there was a, I mean, now that I have this, I can,
I can break all this ship?
Oh, there's someone here.
Boy.
Sorry.
Fuck.
It has been a while since we took a walk in the forest, huh?
Yes, and how our world has changed.
I knew you would come.
I've heard of your brave acts from Telma.
I've known her circle of friends as my youth and of late, we have begun to work toward a common goal.
So let me tell you a story.
Do you know about the far side of this deep gorge?
Some say there's an ancient temple deep in the woods.
I can't think I'm on the right track then.
My guard's a sacred power.
The ancestors of the Helions created the temple.
Signs of their civilization, ancient, but very sophisticated are everywhere.
If someone could obtain the power of those ancient people well, I am sure it would go a long way towards saving Hyrule
Link
Would you take on this task? Would you cross the gorge and find an ancient power? Yeah, man, of course
It's very easy to set this up very very very easy
Easy.
Across the Gorge, just use my partner here.
Monke?
Oh.
Eagle?
Golden Shiken?
Nice.
Do you doubt my partner's skills?
He flies like a dream, believe me.
Well, you'll definitely make it across the Gorge.
Wait and see, my doubting friend.
Uh, wait.
I just
What
How is this gonna
I guess I'll
Go over here
When I've been here before this where you get the monster sword. I thought maybe he meant for me to go like
like over like this way. Nothing here. Okay, I have a chicken or chicken. Chase up. Chase
in chickens. Shut up chicken. Oh, you need it everywhere here. Okay. Cool.
Chicken?
Talk to chicken?
Oh yeah!
Chicken?
Ah, Twinkled Winkle, little cuckoo!
I am gold enough for you!
Oh, okay.
Well, I know, I think it's nine years, dude.
Hope you're well, thank you.
Zoom.
Zoom.
Wait, is that a wolf stone I haven't done?
Wait, I don't remember.
I don't remember doing this one.
Oh, I've done it.
God damn it, I got really excited.
Because there's only one stone I don't have in the game.
The final skill.
Oh, shakin' is gone.
Oh, I swear, if I have to do another fucking statue puzzle...
Is you again?
Wait, is that a- no.
I'm just going to follow you.
Where'd you go, you little rascal?
There's a lot of paths he could have gone here.
He doesn't play the dooter?
But I haven't played Brotato.
I've played Brotato on stream a few times, but it was a long time ago.
That was like last year.
No?
That was like last year.
No?
2023?
It's almost three years ago by the man.
I'm playing this on a PC. You
I
Was a poll here
I'ma get them pose. I mean if you only need 20 I almost have it.
I'm chasing it, Skull Kid. Skull equals Kid.
How many of these do I have? 17, I need 20.
I guess we'll go this way Mr. Deuter.
rupees? That was a big chest though. It could be an orange rupee. 30 bombs. Okay. Sure.
where'd you go little dooter you went
through the mushroom path oh I'm on this
side now okay well it's got to be the
other way then I've seen the next pwe
league will be a sailing league with pwe
one you mean
Hmm
Wait, be we two really?
There he is
No, maps just now includes the ocean, oh, okay, oh, where is this?
Oh, okay, that's good
So fish
Lastly already had campaign sailing mechanic. Oh, yeah, I miss that
or out of seam to the right to the left
yeah he's over here
You went up there? Or you went through here again? Oh, he's over here. Where'd you go
now up there yeah he's up here in here yeah have I tried the deep rock road game
No.
Where is his lamp there? Let me just make sure.
Yeah, yeah, okay, he's over here.
Wait, which one do you mean?
Deuter?
I hear duthing!
I think I'm going to have to go back to my room and see what's going on.
Rogue core.
Deep Rock Galactic Rogue core?
Let me see.
Oh, it's early access.
Okay, it's a roguelite shooter co-op.
Okay.
Well, it needs a lot of work, yeah.
And where is that little fella?
Okay, right in front of me, sick.
Yeah, you're over there, I see you.
What is this emote I'm lost why
It's terrible
Is it left by emote?
Of course it is.
You know what Ainsley says?
Oh my god! A hitbox on you guys!
Hee... that was fun! I'll tell you what! I'll let you into a secret place!
I swear.
I swear, chap.
I fucking swear.
If I need to- mini chickens!
I know, it's birds.
No.
No.
No.
No!
Not again!
Oh, this was so fucking ass the first time.
I'm gonna look up a guide.
I'm gonna look up a guide chat.
I'm not.
That would lame.
The Sacred Ancient Forest.
This was what they were talking about.
Yay.
The puzzle is quite fun, it is.
But we could literally be stuck here for 30 seconds,
or we'll be stuck here for the next hour, or maybe longer.
This one's probably harder than the other one.
Because now it's the se-
Wait, I don't have to do it.
Oh!
Yes!
Wait, this is where the Master Sword is. Okay.
Wait, so what the fuck am I doing back- Wait what? I can put it back in.
Oh! Wait, what?
oh okay still pulls it up okay cool yeah we're working towards the forest
dungeon now no oh my god I thought I thought I thought it was I thought it
was dude
Well, we get a teleport here now, so that's really nice.
Okay, that's two of them.
I should probably kill the birds, but man.
Nice.
Job's done.
Oh, add scuba.
What is scuba?
Dancing cat.
Oh.
It's trash-ask salad.
Oh damn
I hear a bug
Huh
Where are you bug? No
No no no wait I have this bug already, yeah it's the one down there
Is the AI dancing cat right?
No
No, no, no, no, oh
Yeah
Damn, that's nostalgic.
I heard a damn bug.
Oh, hi.
It's a snail.
Yes!
Nice.
Now I have both snails I think.
Yeah!
Yeah, sick.
Okay, we're going to learn to remove these, maybe.
Okay, guys.
Let me just skittle on the side here.
You
Damn
I thought I was going to turn into young link for a second.
What does it say on the, down there?
Does anyone know?
Suzuki thinks 78.
This is the forest temple?
of time! It's called Temple of Time, yeah. But it's in the forest, you know.
Link, don't you think there's something odd about that statue? In the grove and in
temple entry there were always matching ones on each side but there's only one here
why don't you use your senses to take a look around
well i can use my senses i guess but i need to put the pot on this
huh
i'm not joking but it says master sword twice oh i knew it there was one more here originally
find the other statue in this temple and matches that one
I need something specific, something special, hm?
The Hylian language in this literally just warped letters.
In Kakariko Inatsai's hotel, you can barely make it out.
Oh.
I can make it lit here.
Map?
Ah, key.
OK.
Got the key already.
I'm not so fast!
At last, this is it. This is where I've been trying to get to.
The ancient technology of our people sleeps in this place.
We've searched all over, and now we're so close I can smell it!
Once we find that thing, we can go home at last.
Oh, gracious, yes!
Arrm young man! We're so close so please help us find what we're looking for.
Sure. Sure. I do like Oko, that mechanic is really nice.
Die, spawn of Satan!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here.
I'm just going to try to get out of here.
How the fuck?
Thank you. That whole hook was bait, huh?
Yeah, I'm not falling for it. I'm not falling for it.
Oh, yeah, you can get stuck if you were to be in there and shoot the urn, yeah, while
you gotta be in here and shoot this urn, I guess.
Will I play the Wii classic game, the Garfield show?
I didn't even know that was a thing.
The answer is no.
If you ask me anything Garfield, the answer will be no.
I don't know, I think you're cool.
Hmm. Okay, what do we do here then? Well, we have urns here.
Have I ever watched a Garfield show? I mean, yeah, I'm sure I've seen a little bit, but
I don't remember ever doing it.
Gotta use a lot of pulse here, man.
Where's this?
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, shit.
What the hell?
Oh!
Okay!
I'll take a rupee.
Sure.
Uh...
I'm supposed to use you for something. I feel like you're supposed to bunk this this bell here
Can you somehow
Yeah
So you're definitely not not not going to play golf later exactly oh
Okay
Thank you warzone, but yeah exactly you're getting the point now
Map yeah dungeon map dungeon map dungeon dungeon dungeon map very nice pretty uh straightforward dungeon so far i gotta say
Big room here.
Whoa!
Cool.
Oh.
We got two of those there.
past mango yeah
have I ever placed finks in a cursed mummy no
Hmm. Oh, there's a Poe in here. Okay. Hmm. Well, ain't that interesting.
I would like to get that Poe, but maybe it's for later.
Could I jump in here?
Oh.
Ah.
A Sauron.
Woo!
Vaat!
Shoulda pressed B instead of A.
Yeah, yeah, wait.
Aw.
Yo, chat, what's your most memorable game?
I'm not chat, but I'm gonna think about it. Oh
My god
Pay attention!
Okay, we need a key here for the north door. Alright.
We have an urn there, and what is this?
I've come down in the middle now okay there's an urn here
Stop living fucking mario spiders
Maybe you get something if you yeah surf on them
Nothing? Oh no, yeah, that unlocks it. Okay, good. Well, we have this. What's so special
about these are they're unbreakable? Oh you can throw them really high.
Muy interesante.
I'm gonna see if I can throw it above this gate. Maybe you can.
Maybe not, but I'll never know unless I try.
Base booty.
Really?
I thought that would work.
Well, it does work.
It's not a soft lock.
I try out Fendt if I'm missing NY. What is Fendt? Is that a food?
Oh, the drug here. Oh, no.
Now, what the hell do I do with these?
Well, I think we have a door to go to though.
There's a door over there we haven't- okay.
There's a door over here.
Okay.
There's a door over here.
Wait.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Wait, how do I- I need that pulse.
I'll use these soy-pulse instead.
instead. Fuck! I need to bring the elevator down. Well...
These pults are soy. These will break if I... but they should still work? As long as I don't
get hit. Shirley, right?
No, on the way.
Oh, my dungeon beam?
Oh, I don't know, something like bloody for sure.
And like brutal.
The truly dark behind the scene story of Hyrule.
Repstall, 10 year anniversary, oh, thank you, thank you.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh.
Oh, what the fuck?
I did all this for noughts.
Wait a minute, can you use...
La Bomba?
Wait, can I just place myself here and do it?
Does he reach?
Oh.
I thought maybe I have to like fucking use some mid-ball and chain or some shit.
Cool.
I
Chill man
Yeah, these enemies, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is the Widwicker enemies, true.
Did we get a key here I guess because we need a key to proceed?
Alright.
Nice.
They're also in a link to the past.
Oh yeah, they are.
True.
The downloaded Xanima, devs better have cooked.
Yeah!
Microphone glitch.
I think I'm going to wait until they're on 1.0.
I've waited so long.
Alright.
Oh, now we're playing with crystals again.
Been a while. Okay, um, what do you do?
Oh, okay
Oh, shit
Well
I'll tell them I'm gonna launch for that game.
They might actually start developing a Bloodborne Remaster.
They've already developed a Bloodborne Remaster
and we're hearing about it on a state of play.
We all know it.
Let's not pretend otherwise.
I do like the compass.
Get out of my way, lizard man.
Have I seen RTX Mudpack for Bloodborne?
Wait, there is one!
I've never seen that.
Oh shit, this guy's humongous.
I don't know if I should destroy urns here, probably a bad idea.
Probably a bad idea.
Whatever the revealing standard play is gonna be huge.
Or even showing it in like theaters in the US.
Wait, what?
They are?
Is that true?
Wait, okay, then it's gotta be huge though.
Okay, I'm coping.
Is that one shaw him?
God, bam, that's a powerful move.
Hey, you.
Hmm, okay.
To remove electricity, I don't think we can do that here yet.
Not sure what's going on in this temple to be fair, but let's keep on pushing.
Rekazor 83, thank you.
Oh, I forgot my fruit that I got here.
Big chest here.
Oh, if I kill you.
When I did that last time electricity disappeared, so.
Is there a quick way to get rid of these?
Well, they give you a lot of arrows, so probably arrows.
I got bomb arrows that go hard.
True.
Alright.
Nice.
nice where's your she's been chilling outside with like 20 plus degrees here
today man's chilling hard I don't know what I'll take a rupee I'm back up the
200 now nice but that can't be the only thing here well oh shit it's a weight
puzzle or sure seems like it okay can I yoink you I need some weights brev unless
I what happens if I do this how much do you weigh okay well that's that's cool
Oh, sure.
Aww.
Why would I need that one?
Oh, is it-
Oh, if you want to get that guy?
I guess.
Do I?
Do I?
There's a chest.
Wait can you throw these in the ding dong?
That's right.
three are enough right god damn that I complete crimson desert if yes hundred
percent completion oh I don't know if it after that did I check that I actually
don't remember. Oh, hello.
I actually don't know, but I spent a hundred hours on it, which was good enough for me.
I don't know, like, 7% beating the game.
I mean, that wouldn't surprise me if that's true.
We're at chapter 12 with 170 hours, really love it, noice.
I have the, uh, well let's go in here first,
cause there's a chest in here.
I think I'm supposed to go in the other door,
I think this might be optional.
There's double chests here even.
Maybe it's not optional, nevermind.
Can I just smash these?
No.
Oh wait boss key no way
Trying to go backwards
Wait, okay, but the boss key isn't
Oh, fuck.
I need more statues to do this.
Uh.
Boski?
Boski?
Yeah.
And I can't bring these down, so...
Clue?
I need two more.
I mean, there's one there, and there's one.
There's urns here, unless...
There must be a reason these guys are in here, right?
But I only soy throw these.
I don't think I can do this par yet.
I don't think so.
No, no, I can't beat me. I can't do anything here yet. It's impossible. I need some temple
I need temple gimmicks.
Oh, wait a minute.
No I don't.
the gamer the gamer I knew there are fucks sake I knew there had to be a reason those
shells were in the room
Cool! Boski!
Boski?
Boski already.
Nice.
Alright, cool. Very straight forward temple so far. Probably the most straight forward
temple in the game so far I think.
what's with these bells man yeah let's die I guess
I haven't done any mini boss in his dungeon no
What do we have here, if I can sense for it?
Cool, yeah, we take those.
Okay, yeah
I have a pulp tear
Well, I lost I think 55. Thank you
No, this is not Dolphin, it's the PC version. Oh shit, okay, um, oh, oops, I should do this.
two. Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna... yeah... just... just stab him.
Don't kill all the errors, my native.
Cool!
I did it!
Rupi?
How do we take it?
We can go to Molo, Mark, dude.
Though Molo doesn't have anything new.
Huh?
Why would I want to do that?
it must wait why would I want to do this
Why would I want to do this?
What's the point?
There's not even a chest here.
Where...
Maybe if I want to bring it that stat...
I have to bring that statue, right?
I don't know if I do yet, but that's the only reason I would bring this.
Yeah, because this one's indestructible, but the others aren't.
And you have to throw it up.
It all makes perfect sense.
Yeah, if you break all these pults you're fucked, I think.
You gotta like reset the room.
Because you need a pulse up here, I think.
And you can't throw those pulse, but there's pulse up here though, what's the- what the
fuck was the point of that?
Hmm, some gimmicks.
Oh, is this the miniboss?
Oh wait, it's the Black Knights, they're in, uh, in the Ocarina of Time, dude.
more soy though in this version. Yeah okay. Okay, that was okay. Alright, okay. He's got
a tracking. Alright. Okay. Alright, I see you, I see you. I download, I download. Okay.
Okay. Okay. I download. Trust. Wrong move. Okay. I download. Trust. I'm pretty sure I
I need to helm squirer. He's open! What? Okay. Okay. Uh, gimmicks?
Looks like his armor was shaking when I- Yeah.
Yeah.
I rolled too far with this move.
That works.
Yeah.
Foot sees, play footsies.
Korean backstep?
Ah fuck.
What?
So lucky.
Okay, when he does the overhead, I got a sidestep
That wasn't a sidestep was it? Okay, I have to read it early. That's okay. I can hit him out. Oh, oh
Never mind. Well, literally just face tank
Just face tank
Oh, shit.
Huh.
Okay.
A poking move?
I will sidestep this.
Okay.
Alright.
okay all right yeah he likes poking
okay it's all good
I'm going to play the neutral.
Fuck, he has a follow-up now?
Fuck.
Fuck, okay, just kill him.
Don't die in a kid's game boss fight.
That will be embarrassing.
I'm trying to style on him.
Death. Wait, please tell me he is dead, right? Yeah! Link beast-moting, dude, BM-ing. Okay,
So what do we get out of this?
It's a red dot on the map. Wait, what is this?
Dominion Rod?
This amazing rod can infuse ancient statues with life.
Okay.
Cool. A statue brought to life will move like it's monster.
What?
Oh, fuck, this doesn't just got a lot more complicated, didn't it?
No, surely not.
Oh, okay.
No, this is kinda cool!
Yeah!
Come with me, buddy.
Okay. I need some heels. I think I have some heels. Yeah, I do. I'm also drinking. Damn.
Crazy. Did I hear the ambitious Warhol Studio plans? Yeah, I did, dude. It's crazy. I'm
I'm so excited for them to do a, uh, Middle Earth RPG, dude.
So cool.
Okay, so now I know why you have this here.
Wait, am I teleporting him through the temple?
What?
Oh, I pressed the wrong button.
I was gonna like unlink him, no pun intended.
Oops.
Wait, how do I unlink?
I can unlink, right?
This is, yeah, okay, you just pressed that, okay.
Oh, wait.
Oh.
Uh.
oh wait oh I mean I could just bring a pulse I guess again no the thing is I
I went there to, um, to, uh, you know,
oh, maybe I can use him.
Cool.
Cool.
What?
What?
I did nothing wrong.
That was like 5 seconds that people lost their minds.
Insane!
Jesus Christ.
Ummm.
Oh fuck yeah I'm indestructible!
Chat sure gets mad at Zelda games, it's just like when you don't solve it like what I would have done was just put a putt there because I didn't think I could use him and I was like I might as well try using him and it worked.
But just because I wanted to try a pulse, I got seen as like the biggest idiot ever, even though that also would have worked.
So I like...
People just lost their minds to it.
It's the exact same thing as last time.
It's crazy, and it was like five seconds.
This is what I mean with my rent last time. That's what it is. That's what it is.
We see it live, man. We see it live.
Come here, buddy.
It's because you didn't use the rod on the small statue, but I didn't need to.
So why do people get molded?
I don't get it.
I didn't even need to do it.
There was like three ways to solve that.
I don't get it.
What is the problem?
What, what is the problem?
Can you smash these?
Oh!
Oh, they're freaking out.
Oh, this is...
I need something for this.
Oh, I can control these two?
Nice!
lag. Without nailing, my dream buddy has now labeled me as a savage out of two sessions.
Yeah, doesn't surprise me. Is that your movie to keep moving into a wall? I could test it.
I mean, yeah?
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't.
Actually, he does a few steps.
Oh no, not anymore.
So you can't abuse it.
Yo, what up, inferno?
Things going well?
When's Gar-
People asking about Garfield is exactly what I need right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, damn it man this guy's mega heavy well we know there's a bunch of mini statues up
up here.
Read your name.
Garfield Superfan.
Huh.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
They do be existing I guess here.
imagine suspect break yeah yeah I'm
killing this they don't need to rub my
shit just a few of them I have to kill
all of them they're just annoying
fucking hell this is what I mean
Garfield car sucks I will never play
again ever. Yeah you heard me chat. More statues? Yeah I guess you need all of them here. Maybe
Maybe you don't, maybe you do.
Yes, you will, Sixth Weeb.
Yes you will.
You fucking know it.
You know it.
Which temple is this?
The temple of time?
Oh, gooo!
Oh, what is that?
Good riddance, meat pouch.
People that like Garfield card, they never played it. And that is just the truth.
I think my next game should be Lego Batman.
Yeah!
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know yet.
I haven't decided.
Fucking hell, this thing is too heavy.
Oh wait, this works.
Cool.
Come here, buddy.
I played it, I love it.
Even 100% it.
Man, I just came out, didn't it?
Leogobatman is really good.
Basically a Batman Arkham game with leogoha aesthetics.
Yeah, actually it looks like it has
some pretty fun combat.
Where are we going with this to the starting room?
I don't remember what the starting room looked like,
but there was a lot of these bells over there.
Oh, this one's gonna be dank as fuck.
So let's first see, can I shoot through this?
Okay, I can.
Let's put you through here.
Can you walk through lightning? No? Okay.
Your sad Elegitzi arc is over? I even forgot it existed.
Okay, I can put you on this bull-ing. Well, actually, let me put the Lulugai on the
This is such a cool mechanic.
There's a chest here.
Might be muy importante.
Hey, yeah.
I don't think you can smash these games.
Well fuck the puzzle then I guess I already solved it this guy's so powerful man I really
like this mechanic though it's really cool especially now you can just straight up skip
puzzles with it holy baste wait can I smash
myself
I does one heart
alright there you go buddy I should have
smashed a gate. I've seen the Lovecraftian re-games sunken city 2. Yeah, I think we
watched a trailer of it, it looked alright. You can destroy a wall but not Link's head,
yeah, because Link's head is so fucking big IQ hardened like me dude, that's why. True,
He speaks the truth oh
Yeah, I can get this boo now or Po or whatever
We're almost back in the beginning.
Come here, buddy. Yeah, you true yourself, dude. That's based.
Let's see, is there anything on the second floor I need here? I don't think so. It's
just the two doors, right? Yeah, seems like it. Well, there is a mini statue
there I but I don't need that unless this is reset ah well I could just throw it
over it's fine I don't really need this thing let's just go
no I'm gonna smash
This is oh actually the aoe is pretty big
Yeah, there we go, okay, I'm gonna get that oh
What the fuck can they just like oh yeah I'm just gonna smash this shit instead fuck
your little statue puzzle. I'm smashing it. Go smash it. Alright, let's get you over here buddy.
is this 18 I think yeah the donors in this game are there they are so cool they are
It hasn't been a single bad dungeon. They've like all been great. I'm on 19, I need 20 or more and I know we're to find one.
All right, we teleported that dude. We go back. I think it's the main hall now, isn't it?
My favorite dungeon? Oh man. It might still be like the Magnetism Goron one, maybe.
can I take control over you?
All right, buddy, let's get you home.
A tier list of the dungeons?
I'm trying to like remember.
Oh yeah, I did Snow Peak.
Yeah, the Snow one was really cool, actually.
I had that sliding puzzle, which was fun, though.
I think I'm already... yeah, I'm already new to this.
Let's get you home, buddy.
Forest, go around, water, desert, snow in this one, yeah.
We're back!
No, I haven't done any races in Snow Peak.
I was told there was one on top of the mountain or something.
Can we watch speed when we're done?
Isn't the speed run quite long for this?
Oops.
Oh, over here.
It is over two hours, yeah.
Even this speed run is long, yeah.
I feel like this has been like the most straightforward dungeon, oh maybe the monkey dungeon.
The low percentage worth of watch, they watch a rupee pick up animation for two hours,
Right, because of the missing frame or whatever, that's kind of cool.
I'm guessing I'll need these statues.
I don't want to be put myself safely first.
I don't even know why I'm doing this. I don't need to.
I actually know it was a good idea.
Oh, come here, buddy.
You know, I'm just going to carry you.
Rip my forehead.
There's the bus key fuck, yeah
Or both door
Yeah, this was a very straightforward dungeon
Cool gimmicks though
I could have bottled that, but I already have one, it's fine.
Alright!
How did you like this shredding 1 and 2?
Which was better?
This shredding 2 I think is better.
They're just more refined combat and stuff.
They're both great though.
But yeah, I definitely like this shredding 2 more.
Oh shit, it's gonna be a kajyu fight.
Yeah, exactly, solid.
He's too easily better and proves it in every way, yeah.
UGH!
Oh, it's Aurobogoma!
try to smash it up in the ceiling okay oh wait you go upwards wait they all go
upwards never mind okay let's see most be a reason for this shit I think
I think I know what to do. When you laser, you're gonna open your eye. I shoot and then I smash you with a statue.
Murder! Yeah!
I mean, you had to shoot Gorma in the eye an octane of time, innit?
You looked at the wrong time. Yeah!
Kinda. Don't worry, I'm smashing it for you, Salad.
Boom!
I'm eating like a clementon, like a mandarin.
I was tight, not a single baby.
Slate them all.
Go on, buddy, come on.
Lacer me! Lacer me! Lacer me! Lacer me!
Lacer me. Thank you.
What the fuck?
I
Okay
No, we only need one more piece
Three of the mere shards are ours. Just one left
Link you saw how nasty the monster was right the evil within the shards is more powerful than you can imagine
You know it could be assembling something truly terrible here could be something that will ultimately have to destroy true
We have to hurry. Let's find the last shard, Link.
We've got to search the sky. That's where the last shard is supposed to be. The sky.
Yeah, very simple.
Nice.
I'll get you out of here, yeah, that's all good. I'm done with this part.
Talk to the spider. Yeah
Miss the chest and second floor. Yeah, I was probably 20 rupees
Have I seen this?
Ah, let me see.
Gate guard simulator, no.
They're just a gate guard?
Okay.
Oh, it's like Papers Police, but yeah.
Goose!
Don't stab it!
I'm sorry, I guess I never really played papers, please oh, yeah, I can probably move these
statues now
Now why? No idea, but I can.
We play only slope here.
Yeah, true, true.
20 rupees! Oh, heart piece! Yeah, fuck yeah, alright, yeah.
There's nothing behind the other one, wasn't that wall?
Yeah, it's a Poe! Wait, there's the last one I need!
Alright, I'm going to Town Square.
Wait, can I also take control of these?
Yeah, I didn't hear a jingle. Ah, I can't.
No. Okay.
Whatever, go back to second-hand as you get the chest.
No, I haven't.
Oh yeah, I got this one already.
We're gonna reactivate the puzzle, yeah.
Yeah, I know this is...
Oh.
DotPril makes 54 war, LolliGag in 19.
Well done, adventure!
Akko sees what she was looking for!
Goodness, yes, it's the Dominion Rod you found in the temple!
But that thing has been around for quite some time!
I can see from here that its magic has been exhausted!
Oh, what am I to do?
I thought at last I could return to the sky.
Oh...
And I have completely forgotten the spell that would once again bestow it with magic.
It can't be helped, I suppose I'll just have to look for the statues that are sponsored
to Rod.
It's decided!
That's what we'll do!
That's what we'll do indeed!
Well, Oko, it's on her way!
Oko is on her way!
See you again.
Hmm.
Hmm, hold me!
Hey, wait!
What'd you do to the Dominion Rod?
Hey, you!
She's gone.
Hey, wait, what'd you do to the Dominion Rod?
She's gone. As opposed to use as Rod is really just more baggage, but what are you gonna do?
Did she just say something about returning to the sky? The last piece of the mirror is all said to be in the heavens.
If we can restore magic to the rod, maybe it'll come in handy.
Right, so our goal is to restore the magic of this now?
okay well I'm going to the city first I got some unfinished a business I'm sure
I'll get mail anyways I haven't found the last wolf statue yet but I haven't
seen the last temple either
Oh well there he is.
Greetings Link!
I've come to deliver a letter.
There's a letter for you, Link.
Four letters in fact!
Holy shit.
The Bobbiness is concluded.
From Wife of Yethul?
I feel bad!
You paid me Visitor Noid no much help!
I feel better now!
Plus better nights let lots now!
Very much fun!
Link, you join us at Snow Peak!
Ah!
Princess Agatha?
Agatha had a dream last night.
Butterflies surrounded Agatha and lifted her up to the sky!
As she waved to the people below in Castle Town, she could see many people, some waving
back, others staring wide-eyed.
It's just one out of two, can I- oh.
Agatha flew in a big circle above Hyrule Field, and the butterflies formed into a bed beneath
her and said, let's play again.
Soon they faded away and she woke up in her own bed.
Oh, Agatha wants to battle it to fly in the sky.
Okay, maybe we should find Agatha, I don't even remember who that is.
Is that the bart now?
Okay, well whatever.
Oh cool.
Oh I was so happy to see you the other day!
I really had fun!
Oh that's the bug lady, oh I'm going there anyways, perfect.
I was also so happy to see
my son's face again, so happy!
I'd like you to know
we'll be heading to another location soon!
If you continue on your travels, chance are that we'll meet again!
My son and I
are looking forward to seeing you again, take care of yourself!
Link, there's something about Ilya's memory that I wish to tell you.
I know you're busy, but please come visit me in my sanctuary in Kakariko Village.
Okay.
Sure.
Okay, we have some stuff.
First things first.
We are going here to turn in the posts and visit Bug Lady.
That isn't audiobooks when running?
I actually have never listened to audiobooks when running yet.
I just- I keep listening to like video game music or movie music.
The Hotspring God, I'm fucked the Hotspring God, I gotta scam.
Let's see here. Yeah, so over here is...
Oh, I need to be doggie? Can I transform?
Transform?
I don't think I can transform to doggie here.
Yeah, I can. Thank you.
Oi oi.
Yeah!
Cool.
You did it!
I can move again!
So thanks to you, right?
Oh, I have to thank you. Will this do?
Great Fairy's Tears.
This bottle holds sacred water that contains
the Great Fairy's Prayers.
Drink through a plunge of life energy
and for a while boost attack strength.
Oh, wow. Okay.
And for a while boost attack strength. Oh wow, okay
I've been listening to an audio book about Dark Souls lore which is read by Voxbidia. Oh really? That sounds pretty good actually
Hmm. Oh great fairies bathwater, right? Oh, ha ha. I hear you can get this stuff in the cave on the western edge of the
to the desert too. Oh. Oh, that one. But my body's still golden. Does this mean my soul
still not whole? That's strange. Maybe we need the souls of 60. Can I ask another favor
of you, Doggie? Can you defeat more ghosts? Just 40 more. Yeah, no, fuck you. I'll get
the ones I see on the way but hell nine trying to search for 40 more that's
crazy but you you can have the post smell though that is a thing so you can't
actually smell or is that where the dungeon oh that doesn't work like that
Okay, damn all right. Well, that's all right
I remember 100% of this game it was a bit
Cat despair
Yeah, I get that I have a snail for you, buddy
Have you brought a bug for Princess Agatha's ball? Yeah, I have right here. There's a couple now
Oh boy! Who's your friend? You're a little snail, aren't you? You're a little cutie?
A little snail, a little snail. Just once I'd like to take a bath in that slime.
Oh boy, thank you so much. I'm so happy.
Yes, we have a pair.
Well, those little bugs look happy. Allow me to share this happiness with you.
Hmm.
Yes, I could spend it at Malamart.
19 bugs left until I have them all
But I have like info I thought books here. Yeah, yeah, okay
But I thought maybe you'd have some info for me about your butterflies
One we're sharp smart to get to the sky
There's one of us. Oh, yeah, we need to go to Kakariko to the sanctuary
That was part of the mail it's all mail
How I visited Gorin market opposite of Marlin mart at night. No, I haven't
This door I spent one K on yeah, I don't really know where it is though. This guy says I need better shoes
I mean like clean shoes wait what if I just do this I can't go in here
there is a Goron place here but I should have opened up oh sightseeing or
on business there's a wonderful town the residents are friendly too so please
feel free to talk to them okay yeah I have to go to Kakariko I think that's
like the main main main quest these guys only like sell our refill lencer
norio we are a data are you here to save our elder are you not we're an
honor to meet your game brother thanks you were able to come back here resume
business having over on notice a strange difference in the air I want to
go get permission to do business in the castle but they would not even let me in
I just set up shop here nothing good for you yeah you have like land boil the
standard shit I would have been here but what about the store they were moving
here right that's that I because I paid a thousand rupees go to the shoe
cleaner oh wait is this shoe cleaner
Tomorrow I'll just find out where interesting and fine people are.
No.
That's not him.
Oh, this guy.
Hey you, your shoes are grimy.
No matter how good your clothes look, it all look pulled together if your shoes are dirty.
I'm almost checking you out.
That Luke has your shoes too.
I bet they didn't let you in at the snooty shop at the day.
What do you think?
Yeah, yeah, polish me, man.
shiny yeah all good wait they're actually shiny nice I bow me a moto
What is this fancy-a-
Whoa, what is that?
Can I help you?
Would you like me to show something to you? What is this?
Magic armor? Armor for the richest and most precious customers who value their
lives over the rupees.
Fuck yeah dude.
What's it?
No, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
How awful to be you, he says.
Trump buying arrows?
Alright.
Okay, what is this joke-ass shop?
Fuck this, I'm outta here.
I thought maybe they would set up shop maybe I misunderstood well we got to get to Kakariko
I suppose the bitties hasn't please left did you see this Swedish god that's gonna
I'm going to do a bit there and then without a saddle. Oh my god. Why?
Hi D&D
Stop calling a joke in a shop just because you're a broke boy broke boy
Alright, um...
Let's go to Kakiriku.
He said in this Ilya sanctuary...
Is that the graveyard? I'll see, I guess.
He appears to be also a little bit backward-skiing.
Like the entire thing.
Or segments of it.
I don't think it's here.
This looks so interactable, it's insane.
I tried blowing it with that bomb, but it doesn't work.
What's in this sanctuary?
Well, no one's here.
Yeah, so this was playing Rain World. I've never played it.
I didn't know that game was like a platformer.
Okay, let me check a letter.
This would mean my sanctuary.
Renado.
Wait, who was- I'm trying to remember these characters, Renado.
Oh, it was not the shaman.
Well, I don't know where his house is though, but I'll find it.
There's a lot more than a platformer?
Real?
Oh yeah, maybe it's right here.
Well, Sanctuary is something I use for my home as well.
Right.
Oh, there's some Depresso Espresso in here.
Huh?
Hey, you!
Um, Link? Did you hear what the Shaman said?
No. What else?
Oh, I've been waiting for you, Link.
Fortune has smiled upon us. If things go well,
we should be able to help Ilya recover her memory.
Do you know what Tom was friend, Shad?
Well, it seems he's researching the heavens.
and he has come here to see the statue in the basement of the sanctuary.
And, as I've learned, when Ilya was saved, she overheard someone talking about the Rod of the Heavens or something like that.
The Goron Elder believes that to help her regain her lost memories, we must piece together the fragments of her past,
which means if we work our way backward from the very place where she lost her memory, we may find something that will restore it.
And we must retrace Ilya's path. I'm certain it was Telmo who cared for her before she arrived in the village. Was it not?
And we best to speak with her first. Take this to Telmo. I'll back to the city then.
Details how to treat Ilya to get her memory back. Okay.
It shames me to say it, but be honest. I cannot abide Telmo's company. We have a fighting chance, Link.
Right. Holy fuck!
little human it's time for you to show your manliness for the girls sake there's
anything I can do to help just say so it is in times like these that we must come
to one another's aid not that you could ever do much to help me my tiny friend
Ha ha ha.
Wow.
Well, whether we get that girl's memory back, young Wadia, we'll be up to you.
Even our Chief Darbest has lost the memory of his dark time.
We have not told him that you were the one who saved him.
He's a proud Goron and he can be touchy.
If he knew it, he had been saved by Hubey.
On the other hand, he does have a strong sense of moral duty.
If anything happens, you can count on him to help.
I'm going down.
Screw y'all.
Oh, righty then.
Now let's super bisecting chat.
Right, yeah, so we gotta use this here, but we have no magic.
Okay.
Oh my, color me surprised if it isn't Link!
What a quink-ing!
Meeting you in a place like this, how very odd.
Hello there.
I can't wait to look into a Heraldian legend of the sky beings called the Oka.
But to think that you would appear here with such perfect timing,
you really are a rather extraordinary fellow, ain't ya?
I've found it at long last. Observe this statue. It's the same as the one in the
manuscripts my dear father left me. There are many similar statues around Hyrule,
you have seen them. But this one seems to be different. Here, look at the belly,
there's something written there, you see? This too was in my father's notes,
It's called Skype Riding, I believe.
Awaken us with a word that breaks the seal. Yes indeed. That is what it says.
Wait a moment. Isn't that Elia, a friend of yours?
It's simply tragic how she lost her memory and that rod of the heavens she mentioned.
I'm sure it has something to do with a word that breaks the seal.
Is there any way to restore her memory? Well, we got to get back to the bar in
Square Town.
Rockfish takes a 19 by the way, Fenix 104, Shibiners 65.
Thank you guys.
When I get a new kitty, we haven't decided yet.
We have permission to get it this summer if we want, but yeah.
I'm going to visit Mala Mart.
I
Man you like why are you still begging for dough knows?
2000 before reach our goal for financing a store to please help us bring relief to the people of castle town or
It's 2000 now! Yeah, no fucking way, fuck that. I'm out. You guys are scammin'.
You made a donation, did you not? I'm far-sighted in all things, my brother.
Tell me, do you know of my young one in Castletown? He's yet to come back, even though they say the East Gate Bridge is fixed.
Perhaps you could look in on him for me, my brother.
Yeah, yeah, brother. This, brother, that.
I am going back.
Maybe I should try the water quest.
No, there's no way I can make that.
He's not going to give me a guide.
There's literally zero chance I make it.
Two comers that make 61 yell, I'm honored dude, thank you.
I want the last statue man.
Should go talk to the Goron in Easts.
Do you hear about the Kingdom Cum? They're just doing a Middle-Earth RPG, yes.
And a new Kingdom Cum.
I mean, they are fucking masters at making RPGs.
Imagine that in Middle-Earth.
Oh my god, it sounds too good to be true.
Can I play Tears of the Kingdom? No, this is like the first zone I've played since Wind Waker.
I don't really have too much interest in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom.
I saw Display, Tears of the Kingdom, a lot.
pretty cool oh I don't feel like doing a thing now the bridge is fixed but my
body feels terrible I can't go look for stuff to sell you know already shower
myself with some piping on spring water yeah but I can't give it to you because
it keeps going cold every time
I know where to get the spring water but it like I can't make here make it
in time. I need some kind of like gimmick thing.
Yeah his uh, his like dad wanted me to talk to him so we've done that now and then we'll
come back to Kakariko but now that we're here we gotta do this part.
He's leading a special item now, give him a guide him yes.
Because I can get hot spring water, but he just goes cold, you know.
Oh well, if it isn't for Renado the Shaman, all this writing and he doesn't bother to
mention a thing about little me, honey, that is what I call rude.
There's no accounting for the foolishness of a man and at least I understand Ilya's situation now
Of course I can lend a hand for that adorable little girl
What else do I know the first one to bring Ilya to this shop was that doctor?
Maybe he knows something but he's a crusty old bat, that's for sure
I've got it honey. You go ahead and take this to him. This magical little paper will get that card you're talking
But who's the doc?
The invoice is for the town doctor's running tab, which is an astronomical sum
Okay, wait, where's the doc though? I'm sure it'd be nice if she started remembering things soon a link
Yeah, great. Wait, are you the doc you guys are a doc?
No response, okay. Um, I
Did you find the power of the ancient civilization to discover anything?
Should it be sure to also tell Shad?
He's been researching Oka!
Yes.
As we speak, it's in Kakariko Village, investigating these Skybeings, yeah yeah yeah.
I know about it.
Um...
Link, the beast of Snowpeak hasn't appeared in Zora's Demacus' last visit.
In the end, the troubles in Hyrule and the events on Snow Peak were beyond even my imagination.
Honestly, there's got to be someone who knows what really happened.
Well, yeah, I'm looking for the dock.
Where is the dock in this- Who are- Oh, it's the mail guy.
Male guy, bruv.
Let's see, where haven't I been?
It's not like I've seen a doctor in this area.
What about this house to the right?
No, this is the fortune lady.
it's uh this guy
wait who's this guy do you like dogs are cute huh
you throw a bonus i'm gonna bring it back should play we want if you have
some free time truth are you duck
if you would for the sake uh yeah no no no no i don't think i'll make a
I don't know. No. No.
Apparently that girl's holding the key to the sky. We have to help her get her memory back. Yes, we're working on it.
We need to find the duck.
What about over here? It's gotta be in this area, right? It has to be over here.
There's a house here.
Is this duck?
Okay, it's open cool oh
You're the doc yeah
Was that guess I wonder who might be
Seized in Marvel young lad who was willing to help the Zora boy from Nari a single rupee
Just what is it you want lad a physical there's got some money. Don't you
By the way that girl earlier they didn't mention anything about me did she
here when Ella's sub-a-thon no I don't I'm not doing a sub-a-thon I look I can't pay
this off right now you I can see Thomas hired you as some sort of heavy or
strong army but you'll have to wait look lad if I've been able to sell the
wooden statue that young lady had I would have been able to get the money
Let's see, I accidentally spilled medicine all over that little carving, which made it
stink awfully.
I put it outside to dry, but then it was stolen.
Oh, okay!
I know what we need to do.
Who goes around stealing people stuff like that?
What a world.
You always have to be on guard, eh?
Uh, look, Mr. Heavy.
At any rate, neither the money nor the carving is here, so I can't repay you.
Now to work to work.
Got anything cooler?
Oh, I think I can move this.
Oh, I think I can move this.
Nice. Okay.
well let's turn into a wolf and follow this shit wonder boy makes the one 26
man I tried to think of something we didn't fail and I'll settle with your
awesome yeah thank you dude hope you're well brother
Yeah, I don't see the smell over here, so it's... this way.
Move!
What?
What do you like?
I like picking stuff up.
I hate stone payments because it makes my paucer no one understands that.
I see the smell, yeah man.
Looking for the wooden statue that I only had, aren't you, dear?
Think it's a quiz that is that I happen to know it got stolen from the doctor's place.
No, yes, I'll admit it. I took it. But then I was attacked by some sort of skeletal dog bees who took it from me
I don't know why those bees were after her statue
I thought it likely that she was in a dangerous spot though
Those fiends lurk just outside the southern gate. Unfortunately, they only come out at night
Fortunately, it's nighttime now
Another thing they always move around as a pack. You won't get that statue back unless you give them all a thrashing
This statue sounds like a key to getting in this memory back.
Alright, well, I'll go.
I mean, it's nighttime.
I'll just wait over here.
Very pulled, yeah.
Very cool.
Oh, yeah, there's a chest here.
I have no idea how to get.
I mean, I have some new gimmicks now, but...
Didn't you like...
I heard a bug!
Bugatti!
Well I think I have this one already
Yeah
Oh, yeah Goron guy what does this count as it oh wait here they are
Just quick spin
Give me that thing, man!
Hey, thank you!
What is that?
Sadducent have once belong to Ilya. It might be a clue that will help Ilya get her memory back
All right, should go back to Kakiri, go to them and speak to the Gorong also. Wait, you can climb up there
And fly. Oh
Hold up. What did you want me to do here for this?
Wait, this guy also wants hot spring water
How the hell do I...
There is a gimmick behind this, there's no doubt.
I got jumped scared on YouTube about one of your shorts that got auto-dubbed by the A.I.
into German.
Yikes.
Wait!
Oh, I hear the other ladybug!
Yes!
Yeah!
Now we have another couple!
Ah, I lost.
Weird.
Alright.
What do we have in here and dubbing super weird yeah, you also want some hot spring water
So Lee
Okay another hundred yeah, we take those
I do have a bottle to fill that if I wanted to, I guess.
No, I don't need to, whatever.
We gotta go to Kakariko, we talk to the Goron, follow their guy.
Why don't we spoke into the sun and then...
Oh my god.
Cock kitty, cool.
Destroy the hive for no reason.
Yeah! Yeah, that's true.
Oh, I've got a hydrant. I haven't drank like any water.
Donate those. 500 tomorrow.
I'm live tomorrow, yeah
Is he out there now he is okay good
Did you see young girl in a castle town?
I'm a far-sighted and all things my brother. I'm sure he's hanging his head somewhere around the east gate right at this moment
Here's the plan my brother. I'll prepare some
I'm counting on you. Make the run, my brother.
All spring water cools as time passes, so if you do not hurry,
we'll end up with plain old cold water. Yeah, I know this.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
I'm not sure.
what the hell is this bullshit I'm going I'm going fast going hard so the thing is
do I need to throw this at him probably I can probably lock target and just throw
He wants to be doused in it, so don't touch me. Do not touch me
And then you don't get a retry so you just got to run back again
I mean to be fair it's nighttime right now
It is nighttime right now it would be easier if it was daytime.
Yeah I'm gonna try dropping the barrel and fighting them see if that works.
You can, yeah.
Well, this should be very easy then.
Oh wait the water!
Ah fuck it's gonna go- fuck I forgot about that part too.
You can't- you don't have time to do this.
You just gotta fucking run.
Oh my god!
I mean, if I fail this, I'm just gonna wait for daytime.
Then it should be insanely free, I feel.
What the fuck how do you avoid these oh yeah, I'm not doing this ever again ever this fun bullshit
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna wait for daytime. There's no point trying in nighttime
What is this?
I remember something. I was confined somewhere, yes, and I was saved by whoever was confined with me.
And when that person set me free, they gave me the statue.
Yes, yes, I remember that much, but that means that person's still in trouble.
Oh, what is wrong with me? I can't remember where that place was.
I remember! I thought I'd seen that before somewhere.
That belonged to the tribe that protected the Hylian Royal Family long ago.
Wait, isn't that like, Sheik? Sheikah?
She...
They worked in secret, so they lived in a lonely forgotten place,
but I heard that tribe dwindled in the prolonged wars.
Impa, yeah, Impa, yeah, yeah.
Sheikah.
If you want to find that hidden village,
look for a path leading to the Lanier Province
on the far side of the bridge of Eldon.
If I want to find that hidden village,
Look for a path leading to the line area province on the far side of the bridge of Elden
With a rock slide blocked the way to the village long ago, so you can't get there anymore
What oh I don't mean to worry you little human problems like these are not problems to Gorons
Okay
Our patriarch Darbris will be waiting for you up ahead look at your map to see
where okay I try to find a path beyond the bridge of Elden that leads to
Lunar Province. Haven't already been there
Okay, interesting. Oh, yeah, that little snippet. Actually, there's a whole snippet I don't even
Scene here. Yeah, huh
This girl looks so pathetic
Okay, that's home to link 61 the brab. Thank you
They haven't spawned.
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
FUCK!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
That was him!
Yes!
Ah!
Say, is that some cucko-eco-hawk spring water you have there, brother?
Brother?
If you poured it on me, I'm sure it would restore my strength.
Fuck you.
Oh!
I feel rejuvenated.
That smell of the heat.
It's spring water from back home.
Well, I'm gonna get back to work and open up the shop
Okay
Drops done
Have I ever been in a hot spring yeah, kind of I mean I've been at like spas that I
But not like in in like Iceland tier
It's not a shop's open anyways now we can do this
We teleport over here
Yeah, I someone has like fucking geysers or whatever
I'd love to go and try that our geysers
Why is there a hook spot up there
Oh, there's a bug!
It's a bug!
The bugs are actually really nice, cuz she can give you some insane upgrades.
Thank you, it's a stick bug.
I got stick bugged!
What the fuck? What is this?
Whoa! Is this?
Where what?
Oh shit, what is this?
Yeah
What is his area
There's a chest here
Oh, cards.
So we got a jump there, okay.
Well, maybe we'll get a lot of rupees for this.
Let's see.
Crazy how the graphics are so good on the GameCube.
Yeah, they didn't look quite like this though, because this is heavily upscaled.
100 rupees!
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
Oh, and a heartbeats. One more for another. Sick.
Where am I?
Wow. Okay, that was cool.
There's something on the side dungeon.
Okay, probably a lot of rupees for this one, I guess.
Yeah, we take those.
Alright, let's go!
Holding L in the item wheel?
Oh, what?!
I didn't know you could do that!
Hey, thanks. Well, that will save a lot of time equipping items.
700 to donate. I mean, there's nothing else to really spend the rupees on.
So, yeah, I'll give money. See if I can hit 2000 there.
Oh, it's over there. Yeah, it was this rock. Yeah.
Hey you. Yeah, City, what's next on the agenda? Oh shit. Next on the agenda is Jump King Quest
on the 25th and then Bombed, day after that and then I'll be at TwitchCon for a few days
and then when I come home we have the State of Play on the 2nd and then we have on the
The fifth is Gothic 1 Remake and Summer Game Fest.
So yeah, it's fucking fully stacked dude.
There's a hidden village up ahead, little human.
The elder is calling a forgotten place.
The synth that has been burning my nostrils is a synth of evil.
There's one powerful creature I've seen about, but under that beast are many minions
who attack and plunder like a pack of hyenas.
There are 30, no almost, and most, 20 of them ahead.
They're probably just a small band of survivors, ragged remnants who have settled leaderless into this village.
If that is all there are, little human, then you alone are more than enough for them.
We will have to defeat them all to save that girl's benefactor.
For a go, I'll tell you the secret to besting them.
Destroy them all before they spot you.
Oh. Got it.
Alright.
Wow, it's like a western town, what the fuck?
Cool.
Yeah!
Yeah.
What?
What is going on?
What is going on?
Yeah, this tracks fire. I like this one. Okay, any other dudes?
Just killed a bunch. There's one guy up there.
Oh, shit, cap. Oh, yeah. Let's go here. I'll just go a bit like this. Still nine left.
That's a lot. I'm guessing they're hiding indoors.
the
I love target on him, you had a lot of target before.
three laughs three little gnoblins
two two
I see your shadow!
One!
Oh?
The house of the beast!
They faded into silence.
Wait, are you the savior?
It's you the savior!
Please, please forgive me for not opening up the door!
My name is Impas. Impas.
I'm the last resident of this poor village.
My name comes from the great water built this village so long ago.
This village was once the secret home of a proud tribe who served the royal family.
But it fell into decline and became infested with dangerous beasts.
It's become an awful place.
Excuse me for asking, but is her name Lonek?
Oh, I knew it!
So then you saved a nice girl?
How lovely!
When she was here she would often cheer me up by saying that you would come to hell.
A sweet girl!
She worried about this old woman even as I helped her to escape from here.
Or, by royal order, I can't leave this place until a certain person arrives, no matter what
terrible fate's visit upon it.
But listen to me, Blatheron, I have a favor to ask, would you help me return this to her?
I think she always kept it close to her heart, but even so, she didn't hesitate to
part with it in order to protect me.
Maybe I left this charm with her with the woman to save her.
Is the key to getting Ilya's memory back?
No.
I believe in my heart that it's kept me safe all this time.
So please, I ask that you return it to that girl.
Grandma, grandma.
She's getting giga-mogued by Link.
I guess I could just warp. Yeah, I could just warp back. Oh, okay, const.
Oh, explore? Oh, yeah, sure! Okay, yeah, yeah. I'll explore it. Sure.
Hopefully they don't respawn, but that was like a scripted thing.
I was up here before I didn't see anything.
I was in the building next to it, I didn't see anything.
I'd never made the jump over here though, so maybe that could lead to something.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Oh she can!
See, I failed the jump on the balcony before, and then I thought, okay maybe it's scripty,
you can't jump there.
But it's because I didn't have any speed.
This is the last one!
I legit don't remember anything.
Up, med, up, meds, okay.
No!
Damn, that's- Oh my god! Why'd I press the wrong button?!
I don't remember the last part okay play okay press B once don't press B again press a
Oh, I missed that one.
Okay.
A second one needs to be earlier I think.
I missed that one again, I fucking forgot.
Okay, earlier, boom.
Okay, what is after this?
This fucking song is crazy.
Up after that.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Alright, this should be easy now.
Do not press B
Mom pick me up is this wolf howling out of tune over and over again
So easy game.
This is the last one dude, wow.
Let teachings of old pass to you.
Take sword and I'll find me.
Hopefully you're in an area I can access.
Am I doing 100%?
Fuck no.
It is a huge collectathon in this.
Wait, what?
Okay, is that right outside the gate?
Hey.
Oh yeah, I should have talked I should have talked
I should have talked to the shikim behind there.
I can't forget I can talk to animals when they're in wolf form.
Yeah, wait, is he over here?
Oh, I can get them!
It's the last move in the game!
What is this move?
gotta be Omega, right? At last, the time is now. This is the seventh and final hidden
skill that I can pass on to you. This forgotten skill is the ultimate secret technique, and
it tests the true courage of the one who wields it. Do you wish to master this final
hidden skill which can be earned only by the one true hero yep very well then
before we begin I'll test yeah I know how to do this gotta do this part first
excellent it appears you're certainly capable of performing my lost art very
Well my final hidden skill is the Great Spin!
Yeah!
Let it be hewn into your mind.
Final skill, Great Spin.
You have at your disposal the basic sword technique known as the Spin Attack.
You have mastered numerous hidden skills and now will house the spirit of the true
hero.
You don't have the ability to magnify the power of your spin attack.
But the only time you can draw out that power is when your life energy is brimming full,
yeah.
Now, try unleashing this spin attack on me.
Classic.
does that work with quickspin probably not impressive I'll repeat this once
more you can only perform this technique when your life energy is brimming
full I does work with quickspin holy shit fun-hitting skill the great spin
has been passed on. Damn! You heard Link's voice there like a lion! I got an achievement!
Monster of secrets! You learned the final hidden skill, the Great Spin, with full
adventure-leaf spin attack for even more damage. You have at last mastered all of
the hidden skills. Although I accepted life as the hero, I could not convey the less
of that life to those who came after. At last I have eased my regrets. You who have marched
through countless foes, each mightier than the last. You who now gaze to the future with
vision of glory. Surely you can restore Hyrule to its stature of your, as the chosen
land of the gods. Farewell. Go and do not falter, my child.
Alright, we gotta go back to Takkiri, go!
For those who come after, yo, Gilfunter, thanks 30 man, Daddy Void, thanks 61. Thank
you guys the expedition 33 speedrun is actually really sick it's got really
cool skips and the fucking menuing and the knowledge you need depending on if
you crit certain attacks and whatnot is so impressive it's actually really
really sick oh there's the great spin dude yeah damn
How long is it? It's 106 right now, I think.
It's very, very impressive.
Ahhhhhh.
It did me a favor the other day, brother. Sees my own one in Castle Town that's been
revitalized in her suba's business.
officer turned to both this village and castle town all good
am I just learning it no no not really here I'll donate some wait did I say
200 hold on hold on what did I say we're 200 to be short it was 2000 before oh
Oh because I did the objective oh cool
Glorious day we should our goal brother
Today marks the day that another legendary establishment is born you should travel to castle town later
Thank you for your cooperation, brother
Okay, well there we go. I want to see this now
Oh, if you do cyclists everything is cheaper even the armor there.
I want to go and check the shop out man.
I'm gonna do that actually.
Okay, oh yeah, alright.
Let's um, go do it.
Binky bonky bing.
Binky bonk, binky bonk, binky bonky bing.
So they set up shop.
The question is where in town? I don't know.
Does it come back from seeing Obsession Chat so fucking good?
Yeah, I've heard it's really good.
Oh, male!
Greetings, Mr. Link!
I've come to deliver a letter.
It's a letter from Malibar.
Oh.
Well, my bet is it's concluded.
All worth the bail.
Bosnut, please, bro.
Malibar, the hero of this town is finally
opening Castle Town.
We've got all you need for that upcoming trip,
and we offer it at unbelievable prices.
Oh, Grand Opening's Magic Armor, limit one.
Yeah, but it doesn't say where you're located
in the place.
I was not just there, I was the foot shop.
Oh, yeah, well, kinda hard to miss it.
I don't know if I should be dancing or be disturbed.
You'll bite now if you're smart at MOLLOBAR!
Welcome, welcome, Grand Opening Sale going on now at Castle Town MOLLOBAR.
20% off? 30% off? Of course, why not? We look after you.
The hero of this cast, that is us, MOLLOBAR!
Bite now if you're smart. Okay.
Wait! There's only 5889 8 rupees!
Ooh! I should get this! I'm gonna farm. I'm gonna go farm somewhere. I don't know where.
I need to get rupees. How do I get quick rupees chat?
Oh yeah, I need to go to Bug Lady too.
Mate, a bug lady might give me money!
I do have a stick bug to give her.
I think she's gonna give me a hundred coins.
Yeah, there is a donut coin in the desert, but I don't think I'll need it.
Oh boy who's your friend you're a little fast-met aren't you you little cutie little fast-met
little fast-met I want to tie your long antenna into both bows house oh boy thank you so
much I'm so happy I love me to share this happiness give me money 50 I need more I think
Was it 567? No, 87.
How much was it?
I know you have bugs.
What? Oh fuck.
I missed I had another one.
I don't remember picking up this thick bug.
Plasma, 12 appraises, pterons on JustinTV. I'm not old, get right.
Yo, thanks for 98 plasma. Oh, yeah, I got the another couple
Have a couple here
Later lady but the ladybug if I was smaller, I would get on your back. It would fly around
Yeah, I get the magic armor now, holy shit
Yeah, the only thing I know the speeder in this is the boomerang, it's also a super
jump.
Magic armor, you bought it, you are smart, you bought it at Malomar!
And your rupees will become magical the armor will protect you so if you get hit you lose rupees not
Okay, I mean yeah for another rupees the armor will go dormant and your movement will become impaired
Okay, I mean yeah could be cool
Could be cool
Damn
Actually, sick looking armor though.
Yeah, it looks really good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I thought only when you got hit.
What? Oh my god.
I must have misread that.
I thought it was when you got hit, you lose stuff.
Wait, scammed? Wait, they scammed me! Oh my god. It's all the time, but they fucking scammed instead.
But it looks so good, I want to use it!
Whatever. Let's go to Kakari for fucking ass.
You possibly lose 2 per second if you get hit you lose 10.
Oh, but you still don't lose any health though, or?
Uh, yeah, you don't lose any health.
Alright, we can restore her memory.
It could be good if you have 5k in your pocket, yeah, boy, boy, here.
I knew you once.
Yes, this feels so familiar.
The scent of hay.
Long ago when we were young, you and I.
You were always there. You were always beside me.
Aw.
Link?
Should've called characters Zink.
True.
This gift was meant for you.
It was something I wanted to give you before it left on your journey.
Please Zink take it.
The horse call.
Ilya made this just for a pona.
Oh, can you so many Pona whenever you want now?
Oh my God!
You don't need to worry about me any longer. Whenever you return, I'll be waiting for you.
But now what? Do you remember what I was saying about the Rod of the Heavens?
Well, actually, it was about the Messenger to the Heavens who held the Rod.
A nice woman who saved me told me about it. Apparently in this woman's village, they've guarded something for the heavenly messenger for generations, so they await him.
But they can't give this item away until the messenger arrives with the rod. That's why the lady couldn't leave her village, you see?
Oh...
Say, Link, do you have any idea who this messenger to the heavens might be or even what the rod is?
I have it all done. I can't show it. I should like to help that lady and if we
can introduce her to whatever messenger to the heavens has the rod. Anyway Link
don't you worry about me. Oh okay good talk I guess. You know I'm gonna down
here that's right showing road they didn't
work statues yada yada yada now Ilya's
memory is the last clue we have to
solve in a strange puzzle above the
heavens what shall we do yeah okay
great question what you can with you
You can whack. Cool.
Imagine if they were to make like a brutal Zelda. Very dark.
Zelda dies in the beginning brutally.
get arrested. Zelda dies in the beginning brutally and Link sees it and then he has to
like give in to his inner rage and rip the kingdom to shreds. Yeah.
Okay, now what?
Midnight.
I'll start with the messenger of the sky with a rod.
Maybe we should go talk to that woman.
Okay, yeah, sure, let's do that.
Thank you, Bo-Ki-Peng. Thank you, Bo-Ki-Peng. Thank you, Bo-Ki.
Add this?
No.
No, I don't think so.
That is like one of the most degent things that I've ever read.
They should make a game where Lincoln gets hit by a shrink ray and has to go on an adventure
in Midna's armpit.
I am sorry for reading that out loud, but if I read it, you also had to hear it, so,
yeah.
Alright, there's a bunch of kitty cats here!
Do something fun with us!
Ask the cuckoo leader about it!
I just didn't like follow it, I don't care.
Yes! It was Skellopop and Chat. I literally remember it.
Hey, that rod!
Is that the Dominion Rod?
Ah, could it really be? Are you the Messenger to the Heavens?
Among the legends of my clan, there's a story from the time when the Okka still maintained contact with the royal family.
Yes, it's said that a mysterious rod was handed down from the people of the sky, and it was called the Dominion Rod.
The rod was only to be carried by the Messenger to the Heavens.
when the royal family needed to communicate with Iulka.
I will clear my name.
Isn't Skellopop the name of your alt account?
No.
Hey, excuse me, princess.
Well, excuse me, bitch.
From generation to generation, my ancestors have guarded the book that Birol Decree was
to be given to the messenger to the heavens.
This is that book.
Please take it.
Okay.
Ancient Skybook.
in the ancient sky language a crucial word in it is missing some characters it's a hint
of finding a path to the sky what okay we should go back to Kakariko into the basement
now I'm so glad I stayed in this village if I had not met that young girl but whatever
coming me meeting that girl must have been ordained by the gods so that I could be
here today to pass on this knowledge. Okay, uh, yeah, pretty sure we gotta go and do that
do that now.
Is there a simple way to get into the chicken, or is it?
I guess I gotta climb up and jump.
Chicken chaser?
amazing chickens. Oh yeah, is there a window? Oh, welcome, Mr. Forgotten Village! 30? No,
more like 20. Not so many cats have made it back here to the village. So perhaps you
You could, you know, play with him?
Okay.
Thanks so much, they're all lonely.
Perhaps I could talk to every one of them.
But if you leave the village it will be like I never talk to any of them.
You understand, cats?
I'm forgetful.
Let me give you a tip for speaking to all of them.
Start at one end.
Got it?
Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
Well, fuck.
Yeah, we're fun!
First one, okay, second one, is there any cat like behind me here, no, we got two cats
over here. I have a cat over here. That's not advanced too much now. I have a cat over
over here. Now we will check the building. Cat over there. Cat over here.
Okay, you.
Cat over here.
Cat over here.
Cat over here.
Cat down there.
No cat.
Okay.
Now we're back here.
So we've done this side up there.
We've done these buildings.
Let's check over here.
over here 13th one I don't think I've
missed any 14 come on there's
There's definitely cats in here.
Fifteen.
Up there.
Sixteenth.
Seventeenth.
Eighteenth.
Nineteenth is up here.
How the fuck do I speak to you?
I see you up there talk to me
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I'll talk to you.
I'll talk to you.
Oh, you have to get up there?
Sure the last one is also up here.
Fuck, I'm gonna be missing one.
Life is pain.
Then talk to me then!
Okay, I guess I'll jump over hold up
Wait cat. Yes. Okay. I got them all I got them all 19
fucking rascal where'd you go
20th one! Woo! Everyone's getting along! Go tell the Kaku leader!
You talk to all of them, thanks, wow!
Now you're in prison for the old ladies house!
Make sure you pick it up before you leave, okay?
Sure.
Yay.
Oh wait, that actually gave me a full new heart though because that was the fifth piece.
You know what?
We take it.
It's a fun little quest.
Yeah, back to here.
There's still a lasagna lovin' cat missing?
Because he's six feet on the ground.
Do you actually could do that?
Too bad I will never be able to reach this though.
Yeah!
Wait a minute, yes I can!
I didn't!
Yeah, the gamer! Fuck yeah. Alright, we're going into the Baseman's with this. No, not
that. This. This. Use your headman. You'll lose everything.
Saga this trip to 85 in Switzerland for holidays keeping drops up. Yo enjoy your holiday, brother. Thank you
A rap till thanks to 89 you found one under your blanket you said found a what?
Look at that very nice
What's this? Oh, it's sky riding! We're in blazes! Did you get this?
You don't suppose this could be the word that breaks the seal?
Right. Let's try it out.
Wait, he's actually speaking.
No reaction.
so it's not this statue link thanks ever so you've brought me once to vote so I'm
in this puzzle I should give the book back to you now I should try out this
word on other statues I've made the rounds of these statues so many times
that I've memorized her locations oh marks on your maps you can find them
in case it was tracked me down every one of those marks is near an owl
statue okay and I'll statue like Majora's Mask
Dominion Rod. The writing in the book was a spell that imbued the staff of magic
Now you can do to the other statues what he did before so he did say he would mark your map wherever there was a statue
Didn't he we should go check out those spots? Yeah, sure
Another blanky cat
Why are they so hidden look at this
That's it
Well, we have a word missing with this anyways.
Alright, let's check the map.
Well, we have one over there, one on there.
They talked about the Hyrule Field in the girl that had a dream with butterflies that
took her up to the sky.
I'm pretty sure it's over there, but I want to see if you get something else.
Die!
What am I doing with you? I have no idea.
Oh, one sky. Oh, you have to find all the letters. All of them. Okay. There's still
other missing characters I see why is this still marked on the map whatever we
do them they don't show on the map when I zoom out like this okay I know there's
That's over here. Yeah, tell us the wild x15. Thank you, dude
What's the Triforce hunt
There's an orange one here win. Oh, yeah
Right
True and true.
Yeah, this doesn't seem that bad at all. I mean, they've marked everything on the map.
are you kidding me? I should be further away about whatever.
Oh hey, this is actually perfect. Pretty much perfect.
100 rupees, woohoo! Yes! Thank you Miyamoto!
Okay so there's rocks like everywhere. But yeah, there's really not that many though.
It is more for the armor, yeah.
Hey!
Wait, I hear a bug!
Yeah, the male butterfly! Yeah, that's another one, dude. Oh, wait, I don't have the female
butterfly. Well, shit.
Funny to think about how much you lamented getting rookies a few days ago on the mine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gotta get on Hyrule Warriors?
It's like the moosu game, right?
Yes, but it's a good one.
Right.
All right, you.
Sir, I'll next the 39, the lambic seven year anniversary or six year, sorry, how about
it?
Thank you, dude.
All right, more from all of Mars, great.
All right, you.
For some reason, Definitive Edition Warriors is 649 crowns on the eShop, but it came out in 2018.
Yeah, that's pretty mental.
That is very... yeah.
Oh, they don't not get the word.
Oh.
They shouldn't have told me, Chad.
If you wouldn't have told me, I would have been stuck forever.
And you would have been sitting there laughing, and now you took away the moment.
Thank you.
No more stuck for me.
I got tunnel vision on that chest dude.
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom.
Cool.
My favorite ruby color, probably purple, I think.
Streaming even chats help to beat kids' puzzle.
Nice, mate.
I would have figured it out eventually.
For the munch.
Shhh.
Epona.
But fairly certain we're beating it tomorrow
Because I'm not do collecting every single thing in the game all the bugs all the hose all the
What else is there
Bug! Yes! Yeah! Okay I have both butterflies now. Sick.
Yeah, the gauntlet I like to try. But I'll not do the gauntlet until I have all the moves arriving.
It doesn't know 100% the game gets the true secret ending.
I- If that's the case, well, give me the bad ending.
That's just how it is.
Like, I don't think you can track the post anywhere, can you?
Oh, maybe you can.
in HD you can oh yeah this is not HD though maybe there is an option in in this
version
I'm kind of scared of reading this because there's gonna be like spoilers
down here
Dude listen to his raw when you have this super spin.
Sometimes he does that bigger raw.
That's the regular one.
There! You heard that? That's a REAL roar! Damn!
Alright, we have one more to grab over here.
Have I figured out the 6G animation? Yes sir. I've done it.
It sounds more like hee hee hee.
What?
Uncle?
Oh, this is a cool thing you're supposed to do here, but I'm going to see if there's
a chest up here first.
Even if you're not supposed to do that, I'm definitely testing it.
Oh, you're definitely supposed to do that.
I'm fucking dead.
Come on down, buddy.
Don't forget the word.
Can you sing a Pona song in Gnomish?
I
It's pretty good start, but I start laughing I can't do it
Come on I can do this I want to see if this works
Oh
You can't do that me a moto that would have been so tight
Oh well. I guess I'm supposed to do this. I wanted to hate it, but you did decent. You
know what? Thank you. Oops. No! Yeah, this works. I got it.
Oh fuck. Why did I whiff the jump? This is so free.
Trying one continuous. Um.
I
Ask left butt to do it. He knows how he knows how man. Okay God
Are you trying to know a big man is not that easy
I
We got those
We got those.
We got those.
There's none here.
There's one here.
And then it's two in the forest, and then we got them all.
Oh, I think riding it actually works,
but you have to jump on it after controlling.
OK.
So you're saying it was a skill issue.
How many temples did I do today?
I've done the snow temple and the temple of time.
Now I'm unlocking the sky temple and it's where the last piece is.
I see you.
Can I jump up on this thing?
Surely, right?
Feels then feels that I see you.
Oh
Yeah
I want to stand on it and cheat, but it's kind of hard to do.
I'm painful this is master.
Is that enough?
Ah, surely right.
Yes.
cool um back teleport and the last is over here oh yeah I remember this one
right oh so there was only one here why do I feel like it was two it's fine
whatever yeah building up armor stacks dude it's true yeah fro frozen forward
thanks for the 17 I think I have an empty bottle might as well and I do a
Yoda death yell I have no idea what his death yell is like and water sick
First my cock with a rock I must end your maximum pain here I go
That's the one.
But no, I don't remember the screen.
We did it.
Well, maybe.
Unless I missed one somewhere.
There's really not that many words.
hey let's go crucial clue to finding Path of the Sky well I mean that must have
been it right I there's none of there I mean I've done it already obviously I've
done these two I've done that I've done that the fact that they still show on the
map is a little bit irritating I got that one there's none here
Let's teleport back to the word guy and see the wordsmith
No, will be no we're not watching it now
Can you listen to this no no I know it's the Yoda ball crush, right?
Oh, it's Leo Guyoda, that sound.
That's terrible. That's horrible. That's tough.
Do you remember that death sound that live?
see it says filled skybook so I imagine this working is this that book from
last time hmm your more letters than the words than the last time I looked at
this how'd you investigate the link this amazing amazing amazing maze amazing
Now this must be the word we need. Let's try it immediately.
It's taken all the same shape as the other statues. What can this mean?
And I thought we had solved the last of the riddles. Lost! How confounding.
I must apologize, Link.
I need to cool off a tad before I mold a problem further.
Right.
right
hey man I moved it
dummy
Revan makes 54! Thank you!
Alright, what do we have here now then?
Link?
How in blaze did you move that statue and what's this?
Amazing spectacular
It was me the sky cannon read about in my father's notes
This boy cannon I
Knew that my intuition was on to something when it led me here, but how can one use this to get to the city in the sky I
Know exactly what to do here
Exactly because I remember that one NPC that has an option to repair a cannon
What do you plan to do with this? Yeah, what plan to warp it to?
He said that guy's still watching us. Oh what? Oh my god, the gimmicks
Ah
Perhaps I'm in your way forgive me for not realizing I should just disappear at times like this really so
Let me know the results another time
Well, that was easy
Let me give you one last piece of advice, it seems to be broken, you do well to show
it to canon expert first I should say, farewell.
I wonder if I put him off.
When you hear a fun fact chat, back when the game first came out there was a glitch
where if you saved in this room and you quit the game, you'd never be able to get out
out of the room ever, I will be forced to start the game from scratch.
Try it? Yeah, no.
I
Know that's been a while since I got a puppy and this is her now. Oh, yeah, what uppercune
Dogs are so funny dude.
I just want to...
Alright, let's repair the cannon.
Hey, buddy.
So, uh, is that yours?
Hey, buddy, I never thought you'd get so hooked on Fantastication that you'd try to build
your own cannon.
So are you gonna give me the tour what looks like you have a serious ring over there
Whoa, it's kind of retro, huh?
There's no ignition device. You can't even use it. Listen buddy. I suppose I might be able to fix it for you
I mean maybe
That is if you can pay me 300 rupees in advance sure okay, yeah, I knew you'd see the live buddy. I'll just be a sec
Oh my god!
Fucking Mala.
Malo.
Here we go, buddy. All working as it should, I think. It may look like junk, but this thing's got some powerful innards.
You're gonna be knocking on the door to the heavens seriously, buddy might be rough
So I'm sorry for soaking you for the dough I leave you alone then well you just have all the fun you want okay, buddy
Oh
Okay
Is this the sky temple?
Pew gracious, we made it back finally.
Welcome adventure, this is the sky city of the Olca.
Wait, that's not the voice for them.
Arms, as you came all this way, I guess I can give you a tour of the city.
EEEE!
Oh fuck, who's that?
Lugia?
Riddly.
Oh goodness, Brave Adventure.
I won't believe it.
There's a dragon raging inside the city walls.
I'm telling the world about everyone.
I'm gonna check in that shop for survivors.
What is this song?
Okay, sure.
Is this where I came from?
Probably, I guess.
Sure looks... oh my god, the wind.
And then we have a big main over there. Let's...
Let's check... oh.
Let's check, uh, where they went to the right first.
Okay, you know what? We do need rupees now, so I won't say no.
Wind is pushing me!
Dear Lord.
What is that land?
Oh, I'm sorry for earlier adventure.
Oh, but you're planning on walking around the city and taking it in, right?
I'm worried about the others and this is an emergency.
I can't just stand around waiting.
Please take me too.
I want to help you warp to the surface, but I won't bring you back to the shop anytime.
Oh, really?
Salad typing in the wrong chat.
Awesome.
I've done that too, Salad, when I typed my battlenet password in this chat.
oh is now with you what the fuck you're really I know I speak a little
Do you understand me?
Um, no.
Lantern Oil.
Okay.
Well, alright, we go forward.
Did you ever fall asleep watching Twitch on your phone and give subs? No.
But I did fall asleep. Like, I used to have a habit of just starting a stream
and like falling asleep to it very late.
And I did that with little Aggies once when he was grinding like elder ring or something and
I've wrote it in my sleep in his chat like I must have like laid on it or something
So it's someone probably has the pasta saved
It's just gibberish
the
city in the sky
sure is windy up here you mean this in man yes that's the one flanker that's
the one oh fuck I use chickens here it was also the first message I ever wrote
in this chat
wait they fall down down oh shit there's no floor what
Well, this track is weird.
Come here, chicken! I need you!
Chicken! Thank you.
What is that?
New enemy?
Yep.
I'll be right back.
Down those fucks.
Blades of fire?
I'm not sure, no plans right now, but like it is so stacked with stuff that's coming
out now. It's two megastacks.
Oh okay we can spin this.
you starboard of these three anniversary thank you thank you dude I hope
you're well I will play gothic remake absolutely I mean I love gothic one I
mean you hear my recent sound it's literally the hey you for the gothic
actually. What was the point of that side dungeon? Going out the window. Oh maybe because
I couldn't actually go here from here. So you have to go out the window. Okay. There's
Golfy too, yeah, but you know the point stands flower flow they all thinks that I know I'm thinking it
When these one random probably won't be for a while there's too many games coming out
Unless I do it in between days of beating this
because after this it's a jumping quest but that's on the 25th so yeah
but there is some hacking epic games coming out
the map will be helpful okay well sure
There's a whole area below me, huh?
Is that like buttons?
I- I'm not sure.
Well, I got a key.
I don't think there's anything else I can-
this track freaks me out
Oh, they are buttons.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't see a way for me to do anything here yet.
We got a key and I think- I mean, how would I do anything here?
I need some gimmick item.
Yeah, you definitely need some kind of gimmick item.
I'm just making sure.
Yeah!
yeah you do I mean I can't hook from there and then hook there it doesn't let
me that was it right you're still beautiful thank you guns
now let's leave this area so the West Room has an unopened door there now but
I can't get to yet but we did get a key
Let him hook.
Oh.
What?
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Now there's definitely no way back there.
Alice, it's 49! Just chilling in the Witcher 3 waiting room, right? Yeah.
I'm listening to the Witcher 1 audiobook right now. It's really good.
Oh, um, yeah.
The gamer always finds a solution, even when the odds are against him.
So we've been at...
Okay, we can go there, too.
Let's go on this side and check.
Still have a key we haven't used.
Oh, we could use it?
Is that the ballstore now?
Okay, we can go there then that's good.
Oh wait that emotesick!
Oh there's a climbing wall here.
Nothing here.
Hurry up and swing me!
I don't think we're beating this temple this stream but tomorrow.
I think I'll probably beat the game tomorrow unless there's another four dungeons you gotta
new but I mean this very reminds me of
the ocarina of time you have like the
three kid dungeons and it's like before
adult dungeons or whatever
bum bum bum bum bum
okay what do we have here well we have
this
Is that on a timer?
I mean I want to try the cave of Ordeals, yeah.
I'm guessing this is like too powerful to run through.
More deals can't be that long
Well this actually blew me away well, I can go on that green though climb around and drop down
Yeah, that works
That fan is turned off. Let's check that first.
Have a look at these bits, dude. Thank you.
I have a mini chest there. Could be a mini key.
I wonder... could I jump on that and fly over there?
I mean, if I do, I'm fucked, but...
Let's see.
I need to use these.
I don't want to work.
Little shit.
That's right.
I want to get that chest, but I feel like, well, no, I think I can get it.
Yeah.
Okay, I can get it from here.
That's good.
Could it be a key?
Yay.
Guess I'll fucking die.
All right, I don't need to do this, but might as well.
We have a door over there, so we gotta go this way.
Don't let him ruin you.
Quick spin, quick spin.
Pagnation, wait for this.
Oh, pull him out of there.
Go.
Nice.
That's gonna fall, but just go.
Alright, cool.
Go on man, come on.
Go on some.
Huh?
show him then
he just
Let's see
Okay, I guess the goal is to I mean I just unlocked some chickens, but I have no idea where
But I guess you're supposed to unlock oh maybe up here you're supposed to unlock the chickens
maybe for a door or something?
Oh hey guys!
Oh I need him for this!
Wait hold on, is this something important?
Ha!
Okay.
That seems...
It seems good.
Alright.
Cool!
Alright.
Big Goods program.
Biggest progression.
I have a chick in here.
Some of them are just standing on the side wall giving no fucks at all.
Yeah.
Is there a wind here? Yeah, there is, alright.
Oh, there's a big chest there. I have to go check this.
Yeah, the music in this dungeon is crazy. It's very unsettling. Very eerie.
Goddamn rupees everywhere.
Chicken! I need you.
Ah, chicken please. Wait, if I throw it- no, we can make this right.
chicken hell of that they're not my chicken
well actually it's fine it's fine it's all right I remember I could just do
this true Rika true yo come here chicken
You break your neck with my hook. Why are you standing in the perfect spot where I can't?
It's playing the neutral well
Nice
No hard stock yet at least.
I'll wait for the next.
And then we fly up in there.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Is there something up there?
I don't think so.
I don't have a compass I can't tell.
No nothing?
Alright, well we're done here I think.
Dude lord, we gotta go down there.
I did indeed not peek under Link's shirt, no.
So we gotta pull that, that's for certain.
I have nothing- oh, can I reach this?
Oh wow.
I thought that was too far away.
Okay.
Maybe Map or Compass?
Shoe Guard makes 56!
Nice.
That's very good.
We have a shick in here.
Does this just take me back to...
Ah, okay.
Oh yeah, I could have gone in here, but I would have been locked in then.
This door was closed, but I opened it from above.
Okay, um...
Well, if I jump, yeah, I can jump, use, yeah, yeah, just, just jump the land over
there.
Good.
So we need to go down even further beyond.
Which looks pretty easy, to be fair.
Chicken.
I can't believe they made a whole dungeon around the chickens.
And there's the door we're looking for.
I can just shakin' over.
of
Oh, you can do is hang from there though.
Isn't there something else you can do while you're hanging there?
this feels dense man I mean I can lower myself but I need to oh fuck I'm gonna get
eaten okay wait what can I do for from these I don't know chicken nothing I
can't do shit I can equip my damn boots
right no I had to add weight because link wasn't heavy enough if you put on the
head the boots you got heavy enough to pull that down to stop it pretty cool
yeah I tried to do that in water tempos I was thinking it was the same thing
here yeah go on
Want some of this?
Come on then, loser.
Oh! Oh my god, I'm on the plane!
I don't have the megaspan unfortunately I'm sure no one saw that coming
man left boy
Oh boy!
Oh, hi.
Oh fuck, I don't know where he's coming from.
Oh, wait, there's grappling up in the ceiling.
Stop it!
Oh, okay.
Come here.
Oh, okay, you wanna fight on the ground?
Oh, okay.
You know what, let's see how that goes for you.
Oh yeah, you wanna fight a bit-
Oh, you wanna fight- you wanna- okay.
I want to see if I can do something with this, but probably not, it's too far up.
How do I stop him from flying anyways?
I'm gonna get stabbed.
Well, he's almost dead, I'm sure.
He's not lag when he attacks. It's a hit stone.
part of the game do that Kratos thing on him dude imagine if liquid just hop on
his back and just fucking rip his wings off and go yeah that'd be tight
do
Compass
another claw shot combined with the one that you already have
they're called the double claw shot. Okay, release the button fire, use it while
hanging on another spot to fire again also now you just have damn look at that
fucking dual wielding hook shot I haven't really seen too much use for it though
except in this temple I guess cool
Yeah, he killed us now, man, he killed us.
Shot him, still, oh wait, I lost that, never mind, okay, that's, that's a crazy item,
We have so many items now.
Yeah, can you use it in the room where the columns are falling down? Yeah, yeah.
I feel like it would be faster if I just used the shicken
to go back to the store at this point, but
maybe not.
That's my original Darksiders. Yep, I did. I did. Yeah.
We'll be cool to replay that at some point.
How's the story so far?
I mean it's very Zelda.
Pretty much what I expected.
Well, actually no, because Zelda fucking dies.
She's just gone from the game early on.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
I didn't use...
Ah, that was down there, yeah.
Wait, what?
I see. Okay, I know what to do.
I didn't see the hookshots on the cutscene here. I was looking at chat.
I think I can just like set target this.
Yeah, okay.
Just like scripted for it.
Nice.
Ah, please give me the compass.
I love the compass.
Yes!
I love the compass.
It's my favorite item.
Yeah, it's bedtime.
It's midnight almost.
I'm on a lot for two minutes. It's my 47th birthday.
I misspoke so much. Yo, happy 47th birthday, Tainted Oturi.
Happy 47th. It's getting late when we're ending.
When I get back to the main room here now, probably.
Which I think I'm on my way to do.
Who are you trying to dodge? Your flower.
Go die and become a weed.
Oh yeah, now it takes me up that wall I saw before.
Man, the level design truly is genius.
It really is.
It's so well thought out.
Are the temples in Breath of the Volunteers of Kingdom kind of the same or are they just
They did not really touch these.
They're the worst part? Oh, yikes.
Alright, yeah, now we're back here again. Now there was that room to the left.
Oh, but I can't get there now anyways. I think I'm coming back there. Wait, no, I think I can.
Pretty sure I can get there. Wait, no I can't. Wait, yes I can. I think I can.
Is that this game's long? Yeah! It's pretty long, but I'll pretty sure finish this tomorrow.
Pretty sure. Like, pretty very sure.
I mean, this is the last piece I'm looking for is in this temple.
So there is two chests here.
There might be something important.
I just want to be done with his wing here.
So I'm not confused tomorrow when I start.
Hold on, wait, what?
There's a chest.
Oh, he must be on the other side of this.
Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be...unless? Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be...unless?
Okay, yeah. It's fine. Uh, let's go.
Man the double claw shot is actually really cool
This game has been lovely. It's been actually super fun to stream it.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yay.
Okay, well that was a chest, indeed.
Oh.
what is the
So you gotta get a button on top of this room, and then hurry down.
Never mind. Uh, okay.
Does this just take me back?
Doesn't sound like it. That sounded like a...
important thing right there.
Wait, where the fuck am I? I'm so confused!
Oh, I'm on the other side of this now.
Ah, okay.
Okay, and there's a chest we can grab.
All right.
Damn, that was crazy.
There's two chests here.
Sure.
Geetus?
No matter how good here's the kingdom is the building mechanic sucks.
Isn't the building mechanic like the best parts about those games?
I do not forget your gimmick.
Oh, wait, what?
Minus one.
So what am I doing here? What's my purpose? Okay, there.
and I think about it you can break the game in that game with all the tools they give
you they still measure engaging dungeons there fair uh where the fuck do I go
That opinion on Breath of the Wild and Tira of the Kingdoms is like asking a brick wall
his opinion on the stock market.
Does that look like a f-f-furry to you?
Fuck!
Link, oh!
Stop side hopping!
Oh, I mean it worked out.
I wonder why they give me arrows here.
It's another chest right in front of me.
Oh my god.
I wonder which direction it'll go with the next Zelda game.
Yeah, I was curious about that too because they've done this building mechanic thing for two games now, right?
Ooh, big chest here. Okay.
Oh, it's a hard piece. Okay, fair enough.
Um.
This guy just copied by the Kazooie nuts and bolts.
Oh yeah, you build your vehicles and shit.
There's a confusing area, Master.
All that tears the kingdom has building wait what I thought Brother Wahhabah that too
Oh, okay, okay. Fair enough.
There's a key below this ledge.
Nice. Alright. But I say ki, I mean chest. I don't know. It's getting late. Do I really
have to go back like that again. Sure seems like it.
What?
Where's the grapple point?
What?
Wait, because I used it like that, it's gone now?
I actually, I think I might have to reset the room.
Fucking hell.
Well, I got my ten rupees at least.
Garfield Cartmog's Twilight Princess.
Enjoy beautiful gambling?
Yeah, thank you, Burnsoft. Thank you.
Palaw, thanks for the biddies. I know what to do here. It was like pretty much nothing to redo.
Fucking bats, come here.
I'm using Jarrow aiming dude. Oh no, okay, yes.
Ginnondorf? That's actually Giganondorf. Oh Giganondorf. Oh yeah, that's actually kind of good.
Yes, now I missed the finish animation, come on.
Oh my god.
Alright, he's dead.
Fuck, I'm trying to find a good spot. The thing is if I save here, it's gonna put me back to the beginning of the temple, right?
And not in this room.
So I'm trying to, like, get back to the main room.
Okay, there's a chest.
It's on the other side of this wall, clearly.
Okay.
There it is.
The three just gave me the exact same amount of rupees that the armor lizard did.
Yeah! Thanks, MOTO.
Oh, there's a bow over there.
Oh mega spin!
Damn!
Use shicken and then save. Oh yeah, you're right mate. I could probably use the shicken and then save. That's actually really smart.
The mega spin is so nice.
Yeah, I can finish symbol at 1525. Yeah, but it's already late, dude. I was up so fucking
late yesterday because I wanted to finish the movie for our detail man.
Champion off that late. I'm too old for it. Well, not really. It's still
But still
Friday tale Mary was godlike that was a good movie
Some fucking rupee sesh.
Wait, you're not gonna... okay, good.
There is a chest I missed but I'm just well actually I might know I haven't even missed
it I think I'm coming back through there.
It's really good. Rocket parts are uniquely suited for the auto-deformant.
Oh!
Sick.
No, I come back to that chest.
But, I think I'll use Mr. Shakin' here, and do some anyways, because it's pretty late.
And I do not want to be up super late.
So I can return to the shop from here.
These chickens are so fucking weird.
And then I can save here and then maybe teleport back with the chicken first thing tomorrow.
Yeah, we should definitely like beat this tomorrow.
I imagine.
I imagine.
I need a backup game after, I think.
Why do you say lamp?
I've never used lamp at all.
Yeah, I mean, I haven't used lamp yet.
Garf? Noo.
Now the dungeon boss tomorrow, it's already 20 minutes past midnight.
I've seen some crazy shit you can build in Tears of the Kingdom, yeah.
It's pretty insane.
Like my man built a fucking battleship.
I mean, you gotta admit, it's a very clever system.
It's definitely like a very clever system where you can like build whatever you want.
Anyways, yeah, we're gonna see the end of Twirl Up Prizes tomorrow. I'm excited.
I'm excited to see man. Another one? Alright.
My man is a jet plane.
Yeah, that's some crazy shit with this.
shit alright child let's wrap the game up tomorrow maybe do some horror after we
shall see I'm gonna go um peaks of your deal sees out yeah I know peaks of your
makes me a bit nauseous though kind of it's so like in certain maps in a
certain maps. See, man, thanks for the six year anniversary, bro. Thank you. Wait, what is this?
me a mortals vision dude
Yeah, this playthrough has been really great so far.
I've really been enjoying it, thanks for keeping me company chat.
I'll be back tomorrow with a usual.
Let's see the end of Twalla Princess.
I don't want to do that dungeon too.
Uh, yep.
I'll see you tomorrow chat.
Appreciate y'all.
I love you guys.
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