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Hey, you!
Hey, you!
I am.
I am.
I am.
Yo, we're peaking today, dude.
Holy shit.
Da-dum, da-dum.
Golden eye gachi?
Is that a thing?
There is.
There is, but it doesn't read in the title, it doesn't sound like it's going to be good.
This is the PS2 version, yeah.
Da-dum da-dum
Who's my favorite Bond actor? Why is it Pierce Brosnan?
Yeah, it's probably like Pierce Brosnan or like, I really like Daniel Craig too, though
I haven't seen all the movies with a Daniel Craig.
How many did he make? I don't remember.
He's really good though. He's really good. They're all very good.
we have Sean Connery fucking a hey you yeah I think I saw like oh man quantum
solace is that the latest the names Chas a large Chas I've seen a real Craig
asm of soy, flushed, not stirred.
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Alrighty then.
Finally benched 305 pounds yesterday.
Fuckin' A!
I made 10 more pounds for three plates. Stoked.
Let's go, go, let's go to Beast!
Ah shit, I forgot what I was gonna say now.
Um, yeah, yeah, no, I've seen obviously uh, casino royale and then quantum of solace and it was like skyfall
Did I see skyfall?
I think that is the last one I haven't seen
I think so greetings vindicate
I accidentally closed the music sorry, I'm just gonna place on here
My mom is so obsessed with Bond, she watches every movie yearly, and if anyone wants to
take a search, lose your mind.
Wait, what?
Yearly?
Oh, there's so many!
No time to die is the last movie.
Okay.
Nice, thanks Jim.
Ehhhhh.
Alrighty.
Hey, you.
Are you aware that the game that inspired the game of the decade Arkelos is getting
a remaster?
That's right, Gothic remaster out, June 5th, hashtag ad hash, totally won't flush it.
I don't even have my ad with it yet, excessive, because the game isn't out.
But thank you.
Yeah, I think that was the- no wait, that's not the one.
Wait, kinda slaps.
Right version.
So many sounds.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, sounds a bit like Sparta remix, yeah.
Will I play everything or nothing too? I couldn't get that game to work super well.
I tried today, and I just, I settled on my fire.
Leffert, thanks to 1-0, 2-Bad Man, thanks to 7-Ola, 1-Out, Jack, thanks to 35, Nail, thanks to 49,
Made a Bro-Teen Muffin, it's no good, ooh, nice.
Yo, Zermi, thanks to 3, Sky, thanks to 65, Dom, thanks to 66, Zimbayas, thanks to 94, Kavis, 99,
Ok, Nail, thanks to 1-0-2, Nidia, thanks to 41, Squash, thanks to 1-22,
Double or seven, only seven months, whereas I, 122. True.
Thank you, brother.
Sunsets, thanks for the half beer.
Manatex, once and two ock, thanks for 74.
Paul Green Pepper, thanks for 19.
And finally, Zinke, thanks for the big 50.
Fuck yeah, choosy, let's go.
Yeah, we're doing high fire today.
I've played this one a long time ago, and then I get PvP.
It was so multiplayer, it was so fun.
But I'll play No One Lives Forever?
I'm not sure.
where is that like the the operative no one lives forever
I'm playing PS2 version of this, specifically the PAL version, because that one runs at
30 and 60 FPS, whereas the other version runs at 25 and 50.
Yeah.
Golden Eye Rogue Agent? Oh, I'd never heard of it.
You remember Quantum of Solace's game? It was so fun on the PS3. Never played it.
I don't remember the latest bond I actually played.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Da-da-da.
Yeah, I tried getting everything and nothing to run, but it runs horribly. I there's like
horrible frames. And getting it to work
widescreen was was hard, but I didn't manage.
But I still don't knife fire for now. Maybe everything or nothing tomorrow if I could find a good like setup for it.
Yo, Timmy, you're going to the concert today at 8.
I'm so excited.
My people to cash the last hour of stream.
Oh, enjoy, Timmy.
Enjoy.
Guy and Giga, it's 1.15.
Interol, it's like a 9.
Sean, it's the 14.
And Kanapas, thanks to the 95 digital, it's a 1.18.
Thank you.
Does the PSN Classic Calligraphs and Double Seven games?
Oh, I haven't checked, actually.
All the Bond games of PS2 are great to emulate, yeah?
Even everything or nothing?
Maybe, oh, maybe the reason is everything or nothing PS2 version good, because it might
be that the PAL version of that runs at 30 FPS, and the NTSC version runs at 25, because
25 FPS is fucking horrible.
30 FPS is definitely fine though, I think, but 20, there's a big difference between 25
and 30.
So I think, oh he said the other way around for everything or nothing.
Okay.
Because I only tried with one version and it was 25 FPS.
But then I came across a YouTube video that said when I was setting up Nifire that NTCS
version, NTSC whatever, is 25 and PAL version is actually 30 or yeah.
So I'm playing PAL version of Nifire.
PAL game is 25 or 50, NTSC games 30 or 60.
Yeah, for Nifire is the opposite.
PAL is 30 or 60, NTSC is 25 or 50.
Oh well.
Oh well.
I tried both versions.
I'm gonna launch the game dude. I'm gonna launch the game. This VOD will be DMC-8 because
they do play the bond tracks. So yeah. 07, 007 VOD friends. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
I'll go up here, chat on my mind.
This is PS2 version.
Yeah.
Oh, this track is so good.
I don't think I've heard this version.
Yeah, it's Pierce Brosnan, dude.
It's even...
This game has Pierce Brosnan and I believe Willem Dafoe.
Like as voice actors.
Pretty cool.
How do I grab it?
Spoilers!
spoilers the intro they posted for the new double sevens on the bang or two yeah I
I haven't listened to it
Is this the intro
We're getting some DMC this bot is nuked
You see only if it's in the light
I, uh, most lonely girl
Will smile, this beautiful
Just so we can tell it's love
How cool is that?
NintendoBama thinks the five years.
The cool part about this game is it has built-in widescreen, so it makes my job easier.
Which one is this? Nightfire.
This is the PS2, yeah.
Cool thing about this game is that the controls suck dick. You can change them, you know?
You don't want classic bond this control scheme is crazy. I tried it dude
I don't know what they were thinking you want it on night fire not classic bond
Night fire is regular shooter on controller pretty much
You have like crouch on X which is a bit weird, but it's fine
But this is crazy
And you have moon raker
Octopussy, Goldfinger, Doctor No, Thunder, how many control schemes do they have?
What the hell, GoldenEye?
Oh, there's a PC version of this.
Oh, nice to meet you.
My name is Maxime, but I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
You're a great streamer.
Thank you, Mr. Maxime.
My name is Elias.
And if you go here, widescreen, yeah.
Now some HUD elements are still not widescreen, they never like adjusted that or something.
Die another day trailer for the movie.
How cool is that?
Yeah, the PC version has cut a bunch of weapons and replaced them with like others.
There's no car chases in the PC version.
Yeah, it's very different.
So we're not playing that.
All bomb games have auto lane. You can also manual lane.
For Trainee Agents, enemies are slower and weaker and deal less damage.
In-game hints are provided.
Agents. For Skilled Agents, enemies have their usual characteristics and do standard damage.
For Double-O Agents only, enemies are tougher, faster, and deadlier.
I check my setup for everything or nothing. There is a 6xPS patch.
Oh, you need to apply yourself?
Okay, yeah, that's the part I struggle with.
007.
Alright, it's over 4PM. We can start.
Haros, thanks a ton, dude!
Hey, Garooch!
And Reality, thanks 52.
Uh, yeah.
this is the tutorial we're gonna do it I had to skip past it because if if you
don't do the tutorial you can't access the settings for widescreen and stuff
so it's pretty dang but yeah we start here
The first on-screen chat? Yeah, but Johnny might add more, I don't know.
Aw, fuck, we're back in Paris.
Paris isn't Mordor, apparently.
They're good? Alright, cool. Thanks, Johnny, thank you.
Golden Flamie, thanks 33, handsome, tall, thanks for half a year.
Alright, let's- let's go.
404, I hope you got your drinks and stuff. I mean, it's Saturday.
people should be able to make sure to fake raffin toriel well what I did was I
sped up the game if you hold or if you press if you press tab it speeds up the
game so I did that through the whole tutorial and it just got done really
quick so
kind of goes hard though that's a pretty much I do not I'm good up your woman
Rosix the 80 what on camera I I never had a PS1 so PS2 was my first
Playstation. I had a Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64 and then I had PS3, PS4, PS5.
Yep.
Remember when we were playing this we were 10? Fuck yeah, let's go dude.
All right let's go. Prevent the rogue faction from putting a damper on the New Year celebrations
in Paris. So the car chases and like the scripted sequences are 30 FPS in this game. So then when
you play normally it's 60 FPS. Just so you know. Now you're aware.
Protect Dominique. Use the scope on the sniper rifle to pick off targets.
I
My favorite bond, I mean pierce brawl soon Daniel Craig Sean Connery
Get me closer to the road.
Okay, this is fucked because when you do this for the first time, the game literally just
starts with this.
It auto-aims everything for you.
Now because I already had to do this part before, it doesn't do it anymore, so now I
I actually have to aim.
Get me closer to the road.
Dude, this is impossible!
Yes!
Awesome!
Dude, how am I supposed to...
I can't...
Okay, Dominique, go!
There's a reason they auto-aimed this for you when you first start the game.
Okay
Come back
okay I made it that's tough
head over those buildings we'll cut them off
are you kidding me get me closer to the road
This is the hardest tutorial ever made.
Well like I said, they auto-aim it for you the first time you launch the game, so it's
completely free.
Can you replay if they don't?
Okay, we're good.
Okay, I know what to do now. I was supposed to shoot the crane thing, I think. I think
this and cut the ropes. Zero activity, zero civilians, save seven
Oh, no, it's all good.
Yeah, so cool.
We're still in devices in that truck.
If we hurry, we can still catch it.
Bangers.
Alright, the hard part's over.
We're good.
I
Got it
They don't tell you which button is
But it's L1 I remember from the tutorial
That bridge is your best choice, Double Air 7.
Come show Turbo Booster.
Turbo Booster on line.
This service will detonate the bomb, Double Air 7.
Use the EMP projectiles.
L1, L1, L1.
EMP on line.
That's what happened.
I believe that's the end of this tutorial.
Damn, they straight up just met.
Platinum Metal Target?
Oh, what the hell?
Platinum. Platinum this.
Reward Card, Dominique. Upgrade Missile, Enti-Skin, Jaws.
A multiplayer skin, yeah.
That's
Bond moves
How could I do more boned moves? I did three I could how could I do more? It was a whole scripted event
Target is 7? Accuracy rating 100%. Yeah. No, that's crazy.
Oh, you can smoke screen the first car. Oh.
Alright, the exchange. Dropping on Raphael Drake's reception.
And rendezvous with undercover agents
Damn that's awesome. This is so nostalgic seeing those metals now. I'm starting to remember it
A redesigned piece of missile guidance hardware intended for the orbiting US space weapons platform has been stolen
NATO has advised that recovery is critical
which is an unfriendly power reverse engineer this device, a platform's global defense capabilities would be severely compromised.
Recent intelligence implicates Raphael Drake in the theft. Hard to believe as Drake is a respected green industrialist.
From Phoenix International dismantles obsolete atomic reactors and decommissions nuclear arsenals.
An allied agent planted in Drake's organization reports that Alexander Mayhew, a British expatriate who heads Phoenix's Japanese branch,
is en route to Drake's castle in Austria.
The stolen guidance device will change hands tonight
during a formal gathering at the castle.
The castle there.
Drake's security teams are hardening them.
As a W agent, you may have to answer aggression with aggression.
Good luck, Bond.
No rascals, thanks 2-3-8-6 bro, thank you.
Victor Elmo, thanks to 89 and Hadebagger, thanks 44.
Alright, nice.
Breach to castle walls.
If you're having trouble completing any objective, you can get a hint on the pause menu, okay?
So the controls manual aim
Stunner laser
Wolfram micro camera get grapple
So that's weapons and these are all of those.
Okay, I see, cool.
You can jump on triangle, you shoot there, you unarm yourself with L2.
R2 does nothing, X's crouch, Square is Interact, whoop.
Yeah, bolt action.
My beloved.
What about the grapple?
Where can you...
I guess it's only on certain areas, I don't remember.
Been too long, man.
What do you know?
I'm gonna...
It's just warm up.
Oh, well, let's go.
Where is reload?
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
How do we get in, huh?
Truck is standing right there.
Commando
I
Know yellow paint here. This was before that time
All right, we're safe
Oh, you can jump from the ladder.
Yeah, the music is so good.
A grenade?
Oh, you can grapple here.
Look at the footprints there!
Hmm, how do you interact with this?
Not R1 apparently.
Hmm.
Maybe you're supposed to use this later at the end.
You shoot like pistol?
Yeah, I thought so too, but it doesn't work, sure.
I think it's, yeah, for a different path or...
Maybe you could have gone, no, I don't know, whatever.
Press action, okay, I can't shoot me back.
Damn, I wanted to like grapple,
see if I could like go down or something.
What up, Nasser?
Yeah, it's all bond. He is to know I fire look is you think seven rascal makes the 83
86 or three good man. Okay. Let me see her
Thanks a lot to the user the controls
Fuck they know how do they know?
There we go
Damn, I want to know what that grapples for.
Oh well, so good.
Alright, find a way inside the party, look for your fuse box that will turn off search
lights in the courtyard.
Okay.
Mean there's a lot of these like gold things you gotta do for like platinum trophy. I
Think it's a light
objectives
Control score
But there's there's two bond moves you can do
Okay, all right, so this batched
Subdued surrendered
Okay
Target is to kill 30 enemies subdued
three year and surrender three
accuracy needs to be a hundred
which is mental
uh... health remaining ok many have time at nine minutes
coming to something you do when you know the the missions
yeah with aiming on on this it's tough man
do you do this? no it's only for safes
any grapple points? hold manual aim to use it
yeah how cool is that wait what happens if you take a photo of them
or is it just to see them?
Yeah
What
It's so hard to aim.
It's fine.
Okay.
Okay. Oh, it was this guy that saw me. Yeah, all good.
Shit.
This is too intense!
COMANDO!
Stun grenade.
Ooh.
What are bond moves, that's like context sensitive like using the grappling hook for example
I guess.
That takes me back here.
Yeah, that's those, okay.
I missed the grappling hook then. I'll keep my eyes out.
There's nothing I can do.
I have to my pistol.
Am I out?
Oh, shit.
I wonder how you surrender enemies.
You can punch them to not kill them too.
I did that in the beginning or maybe this the stunner what
I had armor and full health I
Like one armor, but still what?
That's crazy, okay, that's all good. I was just a warm-up anyways. It's all good
double 07 at your service
maybe that's not armor anymore I don't know license to throw okay that's cool
it's gonna take a little bit to use that it controls but it's all good we just
gotta be stealthy like this. I'm just curious about all like the mechanics of
like having enemies surrender and stuff. I mean...
You truly deserve your 7 vape nation zero shots on target. Zero successful
sneaking attempts. Seven alarms raised.
COMANDO!
Listen, there's no auto-lame, okay?
We need to find that fuse box. Maybe it's over here.
Oh man, this is gonna be a great play through.
They said start unloading. Where are they?
Oh, okay, I see.
That guy's a civilian.
We can't kill him.
I'm sure the fuse box is in there.
Maybe that's the surrendering part.
How do you unarm yourself?
All right, it's fine. It's all good. Okay, this is good. We get some ammo and shit
here. I have half health. How do you even regain your health?
I feel like the fuse box must be down here, maybe it's like a secret.
Oh, wait, it might be the- you have to do this?
probably looking too much into it fuck it I'm going I wonder the thing is I want
to see if I can like karate shop this guy or whatever but what if I fail the
mission
I'm gonna finish the level and be fine and be in 007, keep it.
I thought you could cook the grenade you can't you can't cook the grenade he just throws
it if you hold the button but it's knowledge gained it's knowledge gained
I like this is like actually difficult I like it
I was the guy that was down here, yeah.
No, I think there is, like, auto-way mute.
I think it can turn on.
I'll play this before.
Long time ago.
How am I flashed there?
What the fuck?
Aha.
Does that count as an enemy surrendered or this sub dude is two now?
So I guess this is sub dude.
What if I kill him after?
Does it still count?
Yeah, two out of three. Okay.
Fuck, I have no sniper bullets. We got a free aim with this. And these guys, we know they're lethal.
Oh, body armor! Two quick ones!
Okay, we'll get some sniper ammo here. That's really good.
And we've taken out those snipers now.
There is one of the entrances.
Is there more?
Okay, oh
Okay, nice. Yeah, I killed this guy. Okay sick. Can we cook here?
Where's the helicopter? Yeah
Okay. Oh, here it is. Yes.
I think that was a Bond move right there.
Bond moves, one out of two, and those are optional, but you get like increased score when you do it.
That's really cool. I want to find them.
It's cool that I don't think you have to do them
But now all the searchlights are off
So it's easy to get in here. I mean it was already easy cuz I already nuked everybody was still
dudes
ah
damn this sniper is crazy
he's gonna kill me one hit
Okay, wait for him to shoot.
Okay, give me the body armor.
This is fucking hard, man.
Sniper's super powerful.
Mario court takes two battle I think seven James takes the five-year snake or things the eighth major look at like center
There was kind of golden eye. Oh, yeah, I played gold man. I'm not super long ago
Like last didn't I play for like nostalgia November or something I
Picked this up. Oh, no, it was the one in the room over here
No more enemies around
here nice I we're good it is Dartha yeah it's it's double-oh-seven mode
oh
I'm looking for grappling points see if there is any double or seven everything or nothing
tomorrow if I can get it to work well. Apparently there is a way to do it.
How's the point of this area?
There's nothing I can do here.
I don't see the grappling points either.
Yeah it might be the escape, true.
Very true.
All right we continue this way.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, it's where you enter if you came that way.
Wait, how do you come that way?
Okay I'm in.
the agent nightshade and the deco of operative will rendezvous with you in the castle library
i trust you'll maintain a low profile that low seven
yeah
rendezvous with undercover agents and maintain cover as party guests knocking out enemies with
their fist saves the ammo. Yeah, which versions? This is the PS2 version.
007. The guests won't take kindly to firearms. Keep them hidden to maintain a low profile.
Thank you.
The camera can I pull that out
I don't know how to do this.
I
Play no one lives forever. I can't remember if I have oh
Shit okay
You'd better return to the party all right
You'd better
What up?
Bombed! James bombed!
Thank you all for accepting my invitation this evening.
Your generous gifts have ensured the success of our World Refugee Fund.
Once again, my gratitude to all for making the journey here.
And now, cocktails are waiting for you in the salon.
I have business to attend to. Please host us, won't you darling?
this is the new 007 sure
I want to know what the other Bond move is. It's probably using the grappling hook in the beginning somehow.
No party guests in here, sir.
Do I know you?
Aha!
There's body armor in here.
Mayhew's arrived with the stolen guidance device.
Righteous went to the conference room.
I would imagine he's meeting Mayhew there.
Take this key. You won't get far without it.
I better get back to the party before I am missed.
MI6 wants surveillance photos of that exchange.
Right. I'll create a distraction for you while you make your way to the conference room.
Does that dress standard company issue, Nachi?
Don't get any ideas, Double of Seven. It's almost in all the right places.
Bond, do let Drake's men get in your way. Use whatever means necessary to get to that meeting.
Whatever means necessary, you say, huh?
This game is mega theme safer YouTube. Oh, yeah, this ball is getting nuked. They keep playing the track, but it's so good
Oh, this is the only one I have.
What the fuck?
I need some ammo.
Well we got Kowloon.
Burst, semi.
I made it.
Cool.
Spy on secret meeting. Enemies can't see you so well if you're in shadows. Okay.
Here it is, Mr. Drake. The missile guidance module we stole from the Americans.
I trust this effort brings us one step closer to globalization.
You've saved our technicians considerable time, Mayhew.
Can we accelerate the other nightfire elements as well?
Wow, Sneaky. Absolutely, sir.
We're well underway training assault teams for the...
Get your hands off me!
He caught her in the horn, sir.
I was looking for the powder room.
Is the lock fixed in the 9mm?
Hey, it's a tough neighborhood.
If this security breach leads back to Japan, it's your head, Mayhew.
Secure this in the safe zone.
I doubt she's alone.
Lock the castle down! Now!
And take this woman to the cable car station.
I don't want her interrogation to upset the guests.
Interrogation? What kind of party is this anyway?
Okay.
Okay, we don't have to fight here wait can we do this
Well, I do like a cool Bond move if I grapple here.
Old manual iron.
Okay, I got this, trust.
I think he'll do a cool bomb move.
What do I mean?
My frames!
Why is it so loud?
Okay, I think I got both bond moves dude bond moves too. Yeah
I've killed 34 out of 30 targets nice I believe in the gold medal to be honest
How can I become an agent of the end my six seven reasons, thank you
Oh
Oh fuck, I almost killed him!
HELL IS THAT DAD?
That's fine. I got spawned there.
I thought the guys were behind me, but they were in there. Should have ran back.
Wait, do I still have my bomb move now?
No, I guess I get I'm just gonna kill these first now
And
Fuck, I have no grenades!
God, this gun is so loud!
I hear them up here.
swear anything down here she is she'll be
fine are you guys like infinitely spawning here some shit okay we're
good I killed them all let's go nice
about time we showed up yeah no one came out here with the case but it must be
somewhere nearby shit okay
Case. Find the case. The case. The case.
I might need to go where they came from.
Wait, what is this? Oh, fuck!
Present for ya!
I'm out of snow I have some grenade were you kidding me
How am I
Well, I have like no ammo left.
of
Where's the damn briefcase?
How is this the first mission?
That guy is gonna backstab me, no he won't.
Trust in yourself, S007.
of
Oh, now I got an awkwardly span here and wait.
10 past 11 here.
We know they're gonna spawn there.
So many fucking enemies!
YAH!
NOR!
can't just go back to her I don't even know why I'm going back here we got
everything we need we can just leave I think platinum for this mission was
nine minutes
oof okay there should be one more guy left
dead
Okay, Domin-uh, whatever.
Yes!
Damn, that was tight!
My heart is racing!
I
Don't worry I got this
Fuck yeah.
That was so tight.
Yes, what do you think the score is probably like gold gold metal? Yeah, dude platinum needs a million
How do you surrender enemies? Is this surrendered? Does anyone know how to do that?
Time 33 minutes and 56 seconds for for highest score nine minutes
Sick
Oh, you shoot the gun out of their hands
Oh, you walk up to an enemy and aim at their head manually. Oh, does that does that work?
All right sick sick
Alpine escape, let's go.
Any bomb moves here?
Leeartx31, man, Martinus takes the 8th form, takes the 82nd, Lakeside takes the 53rd, Lunar takes the 13th.
Escape from Drake's castle compound, utilize the zoom function of the weapon.
Okay.
Oh, Diablo is so OP, dude.
Holy snowmobile.
you drive I'll shoot okay at least I don't have to drive actually I'd prefer driving over shooting
much time okay
we've got to get going almost got it
Bro start the fucking snowmobiles, are we?
I enjoy the game so far. This game is so sick.
Huh?
007.
How many in this mission?
Bond moves. Five. Okay.
No fight.
Behind us, James.
Behind us James.
Look out James, they're up ahead.
Up ahead James.
I'm watching, sorry.
Whatever play, Vayne Kazooie? I've played it on stream, uh,
was it last November?
All right working on it
Okay
Then go, what the fuck?
Who's shooting?
AHHHHH!
Blast what?
This?
Oh, okay.
Oh, you mean that?
Uh...
You might want to move it, Zoe?
Maybe?
Oh, yeah, just stand in the rocket fire, then.
Are you kidding me?
Well you can change ammo?
Oh, can you change rockets?
Okay.
Yeah, you can.
Okay, okay.
Now we know.
Alright, I got this now.
Down, down!
Some armor?
Very good.
Okay, he's dead as fuck let's go question is do I blow up?
lost the gate or do I lost the ship? I only have eight rockets.
On the left!
Behind us James!
Okay!
okay here it comes again all right
Ah, okay.
What?
Hang on tight, we're in for a bumpy ride.
oh shit move sorry what up around I know right this game's so sick
Where's the shopping?
There.
Now's not the time.
I got him already, it's fine.
Alright.
All right, let's go bolder. Thanks 96 my gal takes the 53
So cool dude, I'm just gonna make you more excited for the app damn actually did it pretty good
So this batched target is 60 it was three enemies. I didn't kill somewhere born moves. There was two. I missed not sure where
Time was a bit slow cuz I you can probably shoot the gate immediately
007 bonus, 0 out of 3. What does that even mean? 007 bonus. I don't know.
That's right.
That's right.
Reda's Raider, favorite Gintube game I've tried.
Let's go.
Thanks 93.
Did I play the old spy hunter games?
No.
No memory of that.
when you have a Rizvacker and he's just bombed before killing I of course of course multiplayer
scenario assassination this game's tied CB
me is Vanquish raised to meet Q at the extraction point do why this theme is so
good dude
I
Rondevue curing treasure point hence civilians cannot be harmed like I would I won't hit any civilians
Perhaps but you look like you needed the rest I don't recall getting much rest at all
The police are not to be harmed.
I got a double 07 all good
Move it
Armor
Yeah.
Can you believe, um, these segments are taken away out of the PC version?
That's crazy.
Oh, I'm such a tight driver.
Oh
Shit
Heavens what's that
This batch all enemies
I'm working on it.
Now what?
Fuck.
Fuck. I need that ammo.
Coward, where are you?
Where are you?
Don't kill me. Okay? I won? Yes. Woo!
Thank you, Chew.
I should have had one more sec, yeah, 007 left.
Ah...
Gold medal, okay, stats.
I did get all the bond moves, health remaining was really bad.
Time could definitely have been faster.
Still don't get the 007 bonus thing, I have no idea what that is, but...
Yeah.
Double cross.
We're on the move with Alexander Mayhew, a trader in Drake's organization.
Oh, you gotta replay the levels for it? Oh, and it's like collectibles?
Okay.
scheme that Mayhew insists threaten his global security the names bond James Bond
Me his son is expecting you
Mayhew has one demand to be brought in by James Bond himself
Our informant awaits you at his Japanese estate. Good luck 007
Escort Mayhew to the bunker the finesse the automatic tool shotgun has an alternate rapid fire mode, okay?
This is Kikohayashi, my bodyguard, I assure you she's quite skilled.
No doubt.
The night fire data may be.
We weren't expecting other guests.
please stay with Alex it's Drake quick was he sitting on pizza it looks like
pizzas I'll chop
raptor magnum holy
Storm? Alright. Alright, how many, wait, hold on, let me see, how many, how many Bond
moves too in this mission.
Oh yes.
Ah!
Wait!
I'm getting smoked!
Oh, give me that Spawns!
I
Holy
Fuck
I
Go with a pump baby, let's go never play the matrix games
I tried getting path of Neo to work a while ago, but it was it was a scuffed
I
Pay no, no, no, no one lives forever is that ps2 or is that ps1 or what game what comes
Those PC I gotta look into it see how they are
Yeah, the music is so good, dude is crazy.
Okay, but I want to go up here
I think you guys are cool.
Okay, the bond moves can't have been there.
Unless they were super secret.
Rescue Geisha girls.
In all situations, take out the enemy threatening civilian first.
Okay.
What you're looking for is locked in my bedroom safe.
This is the key.
Just feed it to the dragon.
The dragon.
Right.
Okay.
head down. I'll be back for you. Also could you wipe the hard drive on my computer? I don't
want to leave a data trail for Drake to follow. And please protect my servants. They're like family
to me. Hey Cosmic, didn't watch Last of Us yesterday. We're gonna do a couple hours of that for
nights? Maybe. I really like the road like mode in that.
So glad you're giving this game a try. I mean, I played this back when I was a wee lad, you know, but...
Yeah, this game's peak. The chat says no one lives forever is really good, so I gotta look
Look into that after stream.
Ponsy shit here.
Bye, it's time for stealth.
You don't know where I am.
Agent 100 fires all the counties that appear to you.
I think it was released before Night Fire.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Nolif is abandoned where?
Okay, thanks for the heads up.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Terminator over here.
of
the fuck they saw me in here
007
No!
Nooo!
MOTHERFUCK- DUDE, THAT GUY WAS TERMINATOR!
I should have used a shotgun there.
Better for close quarter encounters.
I
Did it and down do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do watch out
We should yeah
Okay, Mr. Terminator over here. Fucking die, Jesus. I'm spulcing.
It is very dark here.
What?!
Die!
Can I go this way first?
Don't see shit.
Okay, I can go through here first.
Don't worry lady, I got this.
Fuck, how much S-Balls?
I have one S-Balls left. This is not good.
This is actually a big problem. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna rush into them, so I don't miss any shots.
He turns around and shoots her, my guys, no mercy.
I know what to do there, I know what to do, I have a game plan.
I have a game plan for that segment.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Go fuck...
Chah, watch my game plan come to fruition.
Holy fuck.
Jesus.
Watch my game plan come to fruition.
Only expert Bond players know about this.
Are you kidding?
Okay, apparently I'm up, but I can't see shit.
I
Now stop dude the flash is so broken dude the flash just doesn't give a fuck if you're behind walls or anything
I
Manages to somehow get in there when I was flashed that's that's impressive. Okay. I got it now though
I'm just not gonna take the water path cuz that shit doesn't go well obviously
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Get out of here!
Let's go!
The thing is, I get a 007 if I do the water path, so I gotta do it and then somehow survive.
If you zoom in with a sniper and then swap to the pistol, you can get across the map kills
with it, because the ready kill stays exactly where you hide it.
I want this stun grenade to work, but I don't trust it anymore, and I want to get that 007.
How do we pull this off chat? I don't know.
Fuck you!
You don't have time, James! Come on!
Alright, that was cool.
do you think you're more handsome than prime pierce broslin no one on planet earth is more
handsome than Prime Pierce Brosnan. He's very handsome now too.
Damn, stongrenades are insanely powerful.
You're so good!
Fuck, I don't want to-
No, this difficulty is great!
worth it
I forgot to fucking pcs deal damage. Oh my god. I know how to use the the the stone grenades though
You really got to turn away. It doesn't matter if you hide behind walls
I think all that matters is that you look away from them what you offer fucks sake okay?
That's fine. Oh, I'm gonna play this game. I just emulator
It's okay. It's okay. It's a learning experience
I can feel the controls are clicking in my fingers, it's good.
This is good shit.
What the fuck?
It's fine, we're still good.
Oh, you gotta go for headshots on this difficulty.
They just take everything otherwise.
it's all it's all coming together dude it's fucking clicking it is okay they're
They're all in this hallway.
Okay?
I don't know which is his PC problem. Oh, it was that one. Okay. Cool. Nice
we're gonna save the last geisha hopefully don't die but now I got to save
her and not die myself which is rescue the geisha girls yeah
I hear her, okay.
I think I saved her. I mean otherwise they would be getting over there. There's another
guy. That was risky. I could have shot her there with a spread of this thing. Yes!
YES!
Okay, don't die though.
Oh! Yes!
Woo!
Fuck yeah, let's go.
We're saying thanks for our anniversary man!
Bad, below average, thanks to half a year!
As of around like 70, lost in like 22.
Piers, Brawlstone, it's your spirit animal.
Be sure to try and get some condos, press action, or the dragon. Okay.
Oh, shit.
Alright, we need some armor man.
Oh, yeah, I want to try this like hold up chat so you have like aim at their head or something
Also, they had to shoot their gun out of their hand.
See, there is a surrender thing.
Well, that didn't fucking work.
It's fine though, I mean, I spawn right here, I need to be closer, okay.
They notice you like super easily when you get too close.
We gotta figure this out now because I'm really curious about it.
Oh, you just do that.
That's it?
Okay.
Thanks sucker
So that's a surrender and a sub do yeah, so that's both that's how you do it dude, that's how you do it nice armor
Cosmetic three anniversary man celebrate my birthday with this classic. Yo, I hope you have a good birthday man. Happy birthday
There's that.
Nice. But now we know how to surrender. That should be two now. Yeah, two sub-due
two surrendered. Sick.
Oh
Bros. Ready you punched him with a dick out at least he still alive
This tongue grenades are so good. They're so nice
I
Gbming
Armor. Two quick ones. Wow, I'm full armor.
Sick. Probably Time Splitter's Future Perfect.
I think that's the one I've played
I think that there was a time plus splitters on like ps2. I played I think
I don't think there's anyone in there, but you can never be too sure in this game.
No hostage dead, so that's good.
Okay, we can go there.
But I would like to grab this guy's sniper.
Okay.
Okay, I guess it would have been better if I climbed up.
Maybe you can get a jump on him.
I didn't kill a Siv.
He just shot her because he aggroed.
of
of
So cool you can do this.
Yeah, there is a civilian in here.
I can't believe they didn't get stunned by that grenade.
Maybe... there is a way to get there... oh my god.
Yeah!
We did it!
What's my objective now?
Find door leading to Mayhew, okay.
die there's the door I still hear dudes
anyone else sick we got it I think
Did I put friend today no I have not whoo this stage is very dark
Oh body armor!
Yes.
Yeah, and this is where you could go like that, but you could also just go from there.
Cool ass levels.
Ah, let's go.
Boo! New Godamn into very streaming?
Oh, shite, check it.
Defeat the assassin. Watch out for ninja flashbang grenades, okay.
Well, I know how to avoid him now.
We're finished here, Minkyo. Let's go.
What about Kiko? Have you seen her?
She's a great girl. I'm sure she can take care of herself.
Oh! Great fox!
Wait here. Let's get moving.
Wait, couldn't you play this one in a multiplayer? Oh fuck.
Fuck yeah!
This is the PS2 version.
I was pinned down, Panix, I promise you, Drake will pay.
Ha, they're not safe right now, come with me.
I was pinned down, she says, okay huh.
Devil of X46, huge baguette sum of three years.
Gold medal, yeah, we'll take it.
Eight minute time, yeah.
I mean, you can't even platinum on your first playthrough
because you need to grab the 007 bonuses.
And those don't exist unless you replay.
So gold is basically platinum on the first playthrough
as we all can see, so.
The Rizz Bonbonus? That's just there automatically, morale.
Cause I'm the one playing.
Mayhew!
Noite Shift.
Coveredly access Mayhew's headquarters and retrieve data from the company computer system.
Alright.
Coveredly, huh?
My specialty.
Crypto hack computers keep had elevator controls etc etc and finally the Q1 Q. There's a lady present
Plug this virus into one of the computer terminal
allows MI6 to monitor their systems
Please try to return these tools in usable condition, but I shan't hold my breath
Q out. James we need to hurry the guard change shifts in 30 minutes
No name a hundred on the dog Ralph. Thank you. Thank you
Don't let the security guards raise the alarm.
You can deactivate laser trip wires in the security rooms.
Okay.
Alright.
I am the stealth monster, this is no problem.
El?
Hey, you!
Azuray, thanks, 27!
I was right, that's 27.
Two bomb moves here.
Dispatch 8 enemies. Does that count guards too?
Hello, plane emulator, yes!
Oh fuck, is he coming in here?
Where'd you come from?
Me?
Is the main elevator over here or is it back where I came from?
I think it's back where I came from.
Okay, cool.
Install Q-Warm on Office Computer Systems.
When you grapple, keep the fire button held down or you will automatically drop off once
you reach your target form.
Okay.
So what was that about the laser thing?
I guess it's still active. It's still active, okay
You would up salad this game so fucking peak is insane
I don't know where this fucking chip is, man.
Yeah, but I don't know where the laser stuff is.
What?
Am I just gonna fail now?
Because of the cycle?
Yeah, okay, sick.
If only I knew where this shit is.
Ah, okay, it doesn't seem like you lose, though.
There's surely some bond way we can turn it off, you know.
Yeah, I'm trying.
I need to find the code.
I think it was in this room, uh, where the red stuff was.
Yeah, maybe we can like decrypt or whatever.
wait no no no no no don't do that pick it up back up on pick it
I think it's this you use the decryptor maybe maybe not okay um
Find a scary center and unlock the door.
Oh yeah, maybe you could just use it on keypad.
True.
Ah ha.
6418.
It was cool you could manually put it in though. Maybe you can find the code somewhere.
What did you come to?
Yeah, you remember that code, right?
Because I fucking don't.
Three, six, something, something.
Bon remembers it.
maybe he remembers it oh yeah three six three seven
laser trip switches test cycle abortive office floor laser system now
active executive floor lasers test cycle now running
fuck install Q1 on office computer oh yeah shit fuck fuck
Well the office computer no doubt. On which PC's though? Can I use it here? Probably not.
Oh no no no no no no no.
Oh yeah, deactivate them again please.
I forgot about the car.
I forgot about the card
Shut up
That's fine. I mean, I missed the PC where he's supposed to use the worm. Yeah, it might be the red PC. We'll try it
Bum ba da bum bum, but that that you would up those massive gem
Laser trip switches test cycle aborted executive floor laser system now active
It's gonna make sure it's not this, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh, I'm here now, okay.
The red piece he was, it's over here.
Hit the alert!
Wanted to see if you could freeze him.
You cannot.
Or maybe if you pull out the real gun, you can.
It was in here.
Yeah, yeah, it's in front of me.
Here.
Ah, yeah. Yeah, I missed this last time.
Oopsie.
We done so?
Yes, there we go.
This Jason coming to Dead Boy Daylight.
Just announced.
Chad, do I just ban this guy?
All I see is him just complaining.
You know who I'm talking about.
I've been like holding off to see if he's going to change his ways and realize that no
one cares.
But nah, he doesn't.
Laser trip switches turn cycle completed office floor laser system now active
What the fuck okay, oh is that because I trip the laser system it is right, but I can't see the lasers
So that's kind of fucked. I know I
Shut up
Laser trips which is test cycle okay, we're good
Now active.
Executive floor laser's test cycle.
Now running.
Cool.
Bit, bit rowdy, but hey, it worked.
All good.
For laser press something in the equivalent of the select
button for glasses.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Locusts get turned on room.
There's only one way off our rooftop.
Down.
Oh, let me see.
Oh!
Yeah, okay, select this night vision
Yeah, it's got battery though
I'm with the Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob
Oh, this game is decently long, and I'm playing on hardest, so...
That'll take a little bit.
Cool.
We're looking for another PC, remember that.
Uh, it's Kuro Meihu's computer system, yeah.
That looks like a Twitch emote.
Economy.
but got a test
ah
cycle will complete in
your garden out
I'm good thank you uh no I haven't played force the new force actually looks pretty
cool though
Okay, now that we've done that, we've got to find the security terminal room, yeah.
Fuck, wrong button.
Isn't this where I came from? Probably not, because the door is closed.
Oh, no, it is. Oh, body armor, nice.
That's where I came from, okay. Where the hell was the security room then?
There ain't that many doors here.
Unless...
I feel like this is an alarm, but...
Wait what?
Oh, is this MY footprints?
What?
Fuck, okay, where is this damn security room?
Was there anything in here I missed?
No.
There's not that many rooms here, there's- Yeah, maybe it's like a secret, yeah, with
like a bookshelf.
True.
I tried interacting...
This is where you leave, so I can't do this yet.
It must be this room, I feel.
Is this the alarm?
I thought that was the alarm, dude!
I was scared of interacting with it.
Okay, we're good.
Retrieve the noi-fire files.
You must get out of here, James. It's a trap.
Casually works out.
I've had that together when your boyfriend's chopper nearly clipped me off the building.
You don't understand. Drake couldn't help but make you safe without the password,
and he's not going to let the Nightfire 5s live with you.
These stairs go directly to the roof.
You'll find a parachute and a helicopter. It's your only chance of escape.
Don't leak. If Drake finds you out...
Do you think you'll be the only spy you can make someone trust you completely?
Guys, come on!
You don't have the time!
Permissions use lethal force!
I need to run and hide there immediately.
Take too much damage.
I think there'll be these Riz moments in new bone game. Oh, yeah for sure. I mean, I ain't no bond otherwise.
License to throw. Wait, what? Naaah! What?
What?
It's fine, I know what to do here now, it's very quick.
And then on that shooting section I just got to run to the rock and hide and kill them
like I was doing, but with more health.
There's a body armor here, should grab that, and then we go this way, this way, we're
go here we avoid the laser we go this way into his PC over here get to get the
decryptor hack ourselves in will this be bon main no no no jumping quest in
two days dude okay we're in they get the Q worm install that shit go this way
Watch out for this laser. Go this way, open this up. Grab this and run for your life.
get the gun ready.
Who the f- who is this guy still alive?
Oh my god!
Are we good?
Come on!
buddy
I have one more bullet
I'm supposed to jump off right jump off towers
I don't know.
I don't know.
Sorry to drop in like this.
But would you ladies mind giving me a ride?
Yeah, Gregory Glenn makes 56.
Super Quest, thanks for nine.
Last one's too grand and permanent.
Nah.
Nah.
There was one Bond move I missed, I don't know where.
I was placed the last of us two last night, the Roadlight Mode. It's so fun, the Roadlight
Mode man. It's so good.
Chain reaction. Infiltrate a nuclear power plant in the process of being decommissioned
by Phoenix Industries.
We've decrypted the night fire files you secured last night, 007. They contain rather
troubling data concerning a shutdown nuclear power plant not far from Tokyo. Phoenix Corporation
has been contracted to cleanse the plant of radioactive material. We now suspect that
Massive amounts of construction have been secretly carried out inside the towers.
Your mission is to infiltrate the plant and find out what Drake is hiding.
As always, 007, best of luck.
Aye!
Of course dismantling a nuclear reactor is an incredibly delicate operation.
And dangerous as well, I guess.
That is why we've invested in robot technology, like those forklifts, insanely expensive.
But, keeping our people safe is important.
And when our work is done, the beaches here will be clean enough for our children to swim and their grandfathers to fish.
Thank you, Mr. Rake. I appreciate the exclusive interview.
And so do I.
I got this trust investigate building ST1 you can earn a higher score by improving or
shooting at... okay fun joke.
Oh.
Okay, I think we gotta stealth this.
Ah, let's stealth it. Let's stealth it.
Listen to your allies. I'll have good advice for you.
I can't believe there's a Half-Life 1 engine, yeah!
007.
Wait, I do have my bullfram, yes.
Good shit.
Because we're gonna need to kill some fools.
Oh, fuck!
Okay, these two don't know.
Well maybe...
They know.
All right, we're good.
Oh, one more.
Oh, we're good.
Body armor!
Two quick ones!
Cool.
Cool
How many bomb things to a water was to go into the vent in the beginning
what where the snipers know where I am fuck
there's another vent up there I maybe could have like stealthed my way through
I stuck in hard in this game though
The new double seven out of the 26 thumb playing it there's a vent here
Which are okay, oh you can't do anything here unless it's a tricky job
All right, we just got to do a little sniper war that's it easy game
Fuck yeah, Juicy Moose, let's gooo.
I know there's a guy there last time.
Did I photograph the rocket pack?
Oh shit.
Oh shit, yeah, I missed that.
Thank you.
I completely miss this.
Job's done.
I used to play this four-player multiplayer with boats with friends and we would all go all the open try to hit each other with hats dude
The hat was a one-shot, right?
Yeah
Damn right man down
I
Called these mom your kid is awesome
I think you guys mom's out of a 63 Josh takes the 19 Gregory Glenn makes 56
Oh, wait, who's shooting?
Who's shooting I don't see anyone am I blind?
Oh, I am blind.
Every weapon feels so good to shoot in this game for some reason.
I don't know.
Might be the sound effects or some shit, but they feel so good.
I see him.
You do?
I don't.
He's on the stairs.
And where are you, buddy?
You're not shooting me here, so you're to the left somewhere.
You're to the right somewhere.
What?
Stop it!
If you wanna try a game where weapons feel like shit, try Stalker Shadows of Chernobyl.
I'll play that game.
I don't remember the weapons feeling like shit.
There's their secret briefcase in here.
of
the
Oh, man down, man down!
007?
Phoenix Ronin?
What is that?
Huh?
Deploy?
Oh, is this the scene? Oh, yeah, the turrets, yeah!
Yeah, P930N.
I already just did follow my classic ballgame.
Are we still up for first light? Yeah, I'm excited for first light.
I've been playing there they're hit man a lot and now they're making a bond game
So how could one not be now the question is how do I get up from here?
Ah
I hope they add something like after release long after release they add something like free lencer for the new bond game
Yeah.
That was both bomb things.
Alright, we gotta get in here.
There's probably a hook over here.
Also, you can climb up here.
Oh, I think that's what you're supposed to do.
Yeah, okay.
You had this grapple and stuff in multiplayer also, I remember.
She was tight.
I think I owe our great developers double seven first like could be one of the best
balling games.
Oh yeah, it definitely has potential for it and what they've shown looks good.
I haven't seen it since they show, like the trailer a long time ago, is they show so much.
I don't want to see more, man.
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up there.
Probably after this.
Let's go.
Down the stairs a little.
I think the range of it is terrible.
You have to be, like, pretty close.
And if I jump, I only do that.
Unless it's from the other side.
Okay, I have to test it.
Okay.
Okay, you can't use it mid-air apparently I have one health sick
I'm not on the stairs anymore, I'm so...
Is this Toriel?
No!
Probably like midway through.
This game is sick, it is.
The multiplayer?
Oh my god.
Don't finish it like it's a 90 watt battle.
Oh, this isn't an entrance unless...
This was only so you could get to the upper part of here.
well now we know at least I'm going in
Did that count for...surrendered, yeah.
All right, job's done.
Is it OST or Torse?
Yep.
This whole bottom will be muted.
Punching hand isn't a problem, it looks like I'm more like some names.
Thank you guys, I'll stand here, thanks for the 14 graph and I got like 62, thank you.
It says graph- oh, you can grab a lever some armor, yes.
Tight. Get some ammo.
You think First Live also muted as well? Yeah, maybe.
Hmm.
Investigate building SC3, you'll be vulnerable to enemy fire while you're on a ladder of rope, yeah?
Mixed tape, randomized perma-death-o-M.
No.
24, do you copy?
24, what the hell's happening up there?
Employ the red team and take him down!
Okay, I mean they know where I am just go full-on out this once
He's on the stairs, God lost lost, I can't see him.
I see him.
Yeah, this is not for so crazy.
He's gone inside.
No.
No. This is a one stream game, yes. Oh, okay, I'll see.
We're good
We're good.
It doesn't look too well, man, I gotta say.
I'm dead as fuck
Armor, yes
Recreate the 112 speeder and I have to delete this.
That's hard, man.
Oh, I see you.
Okay, no one else?
Let me cook.
I love always holding a left hand is my right-handed oh shit act fast let's go no
white key I hear I have no health and no armor
one-up PC version it's very bad compared to the console versions of this it's
very different it doesn't have any car chases and they've taken out some of the
weapons and replace them with others not as good, supposedly.
Right here I can't go here up that ladder, but you can also, you can grapple here and
They might give me armor.
Ammo?
Is there even a way back for me now?
I wanted to take the other entrance, but then I gotta go back.
There's a secret entrance over there.
I'm going that way.
I think I looted that maybe I didn't I'll be fine though I'll be safe
couples in first-level don't have the same feel I think it's third person well
yeah I still think it's gonna be very good though I do I do feel like it will
be a pretty scripted game though I like it's not gonna be like hit man you know
but who knows
Is this Wackermole?
Yeah, this is the new bomb game.
With the VLS6 or whatever the hell.
Oh, this is not even a way in!
Ah!
Unless...
I'm visible all.
Well, at least we got knowledge.
Probably Kratos, I guess.
Okay, I gotta look in.
Oh, armor!
Yes!
Okay.
use this? It looks usable. I guess not. What's the objective? Uh, investigate. Hey, guys,
Thanks for chillin', have a good one dude.
Yeah, it do be Saturday today.
Nice.
Okay, I think we gotta take a picture here.
Destroy door, photograph laser prototype.
Destroy the recieftive with Mounted Laser on Catwalk.
Who's shooting me? Who's shooting? But I could have been it would have been it would have been it okay
please don't do not put me back like
like
Well, actually this is fine because I was spending a lot of time exploring those places, but they led to nothing so
So lucky
I see him.
Stop it!
Stop it! He's my blaster!
Stop it!
He's gone inside.
Stop it!
I see him.
Intruder spotted.
Stop it!
I know you're up there.
Where are you?
Oh.
The turtle is saying Hobbit. Fun fact that laser gun was voice acted by Larx. Oh you
You can't hook up here. That's cool.
Put it down! Put it down!
Put it down! Put it down!
Hey, let it down!
Dude, that one is so unfair.
There's five snipers that spawn when you're up with no cover.
cover. I guess you could jump down, though.
Job, I'm up dying again.
right down right down where is he? right down right down intruder spotted
intruder spotted spot this
I see him.
Heek, then.
Intruder spotted.
Aha got him
Where is he? I see him.
Burn it down! Burn it down!
Burn it down! Burn it down!
Ah, we're gaming.
Oh
Hey, my very old app to learn that I figure out how to mold the garf cars on the sun is the only possible item
What?
Everybody from Russia would love it's not fair bonnie. No, I haven't I don't know that I can't remember
Wait, are you joking mental very are you working on?
Garfield car molds surely not right
He's gone inside.
It works.
He's got a testin' multiplayer.
Oh, God, help us all.
I'm so fucking lucky!
Okay, let me curve
I wonder if this is a bomb thing.
No, I have both bomb things, so this is nothing.
Oh wait, that's another bomb thing?
I have...
Oh, there is more, but the target was just two.
Okay, I see.
I can't unhear larks in here now.
I see him.
Fuck me, I'm stuck!
Woo!
I read that this game was supposed to have Pierce Brosnan and Rillim Defoe.
I feel like I was bamboozled.
Oh, that's everything or...
Nothing.
Ah, okay, that's everything or nothing, okay.
Yeah, I wanna get that game to work, though.
Gold medal?
Hey, that was a good score.
Actually, a good score.
There was no target to subdue or surrender, so I got not even any points for that.
Okay, I gotta get the dog out chat.
You can have a little bonfire in the meanwhile.
Stop assing!
Alright, we're good.
I think we'll get GTA 6 this year?
I don't know.
Probably, I guess.
I'd ask you to join us, Mr. Barlow, but my waist caviar on a man who won't leave long enough to enjoy it.
Give mine to Kiko. She's earned it.
Don't take it personally. Women have an advantage, you see. They can blind us with love, but that's why we have other eyes to watch them.
Like the hidden camera in the stairwell leading to the hella pad.
I don't understand.
It's a pity. I felt quite heart-free. And now it's time you did the same for me.
Goodbye, Dominique.
Oh, you're gonna throw her off the roof by getting her.
And take care of the body.
No!
It's futile, Mr. Bond. You've seen too much of my operation to live.
But I wanted you to enjoy this moment first.
She's fuckin' dead.
Wanna watch Combo Breaker this year?
I was up to like 3am last night watching Combo Breaker.
Switching between Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Street Fighter, 2xKO even.
It's really fun to watch man.
But I'll definitely watch more tonight.
We'll see how long this game is.
I press action?
I need some body armor!
Damn this is a smooth track dude.
Fuck.
Ah!
Dude, I got caught red handed dude.
Fuck.
Gotta watch a new Mortal Kombat movie too. That's Carl Urban dude. Butcher.
Smooth track, shame, bad friends won't hear it. Yeah, true.
Oh yeah! Like a middle snake. Yeah, I'm Finja. Thanks so much, bro.
I
Frag grenade cool
Let's go Pierce
Okay.
How do we leave?
Oh, we came from the elevator.
Oh, wait! There should be a vent in here. There should be a vent.
In this room. That's locked, yeah.
Okay, um...
Oh wait, I forgot to press on the computer, that's why.
Okay, I'm not stuck.
Why?
He's tight
Present for ya
can I go here now I held it on lock then
I found it, I unlocked this, that, this, oh, I got the code, okay.
Don't fucking switch my gun, dude!
Oh
What the fuck
What the fuck?
This is insane.
Where's Emporia?
Stop chasing me fuck off
This is insane dude holy shit
I'm taking that ass.
Alright, I'm not getting backstabbed by anyone now.
I already pressed it
Yeah, I'm playing with Miles dude. No, I mean a controller, but I'm playing so good it looks like I'm playing with Miles. I get it.
Terminator!
Ah! Ah!
I activated the elevator over at the security center.
The alternate fire on the suitcase gun is- oh yeah, I forgot to use that.
Ah, I forgot to use a suitcase, man.
I thought you would throw it.
Oh, was that it? I can't use it again. Oh, wait.
Oh
Then who's controlling that one then
I want my briefcase back.
Yeah.
I
Don't play binary domain. I believe I streamed that game. Yeah
Well, this one's broken I have to check though
I didn't kill you, I didn't kill you!
I'll get you tonight!
I did!
Tonight!
But, but I didn't. I didn't ki-
My fucking turrets shoot civilians!
I
You
Crazy okay, don't use that then
I
Watch your I wash your bleeding balls on the week shit was great. I'm glad you liked it. Oh, well Smith the grenade
I'm fucking dead
Okay, chill.
her
what is the mind
that's the kitchen I
You haven't seen shit you're right above me man
I'm terrified of using the brief gaze now
Yeah, there's civilians in there, I'm not
Are you kidding me?
I
Marie thinks 51 no thank you. Yeah, that was a perfect shot
Okay.
Give me the body armor.
Oh my god, I'm so scared of shooting here.
Alright, Koro Samajide come out here.
Please lady don't run out here.
All right, I think we're fine
How am I getting hit? I'm uncovered.
Robots suck!
Is that all of them?
yeah that's such a cool weapon it was very strong in multiplayer i remember i think
What was that?
How the fuck are you standing?
AHHHH!
Activate the elevator over our destroyer's secure center.
Uh, okay, I press action.
Oh.
Civilian.
That's where I came from, but we pressed the bullet in now.
That's where I came from but we pressed the button now.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die!
My god!
How am I supposed to get past this?
There must be a different path.
Vent?
Okay, I need to get in there go
Oh, you got any body armor in here no
Okay, I mean I did find a PC before.
Was that the wrong PC or what?
Okay, I think it was like maybe you gotta press it now after interacting
No? Okay. Maybe it's this room, then.
I think I'm on the right track!
Oh, yeah, I got Kiko for the PC. All right. Yes. I keep forgetting that gives you Kiko's
Okay, am I gonna get back stuff when I'm through out with this?
You don't have the Q gadgets on this one
Okay, we did it nice
Skybridge active
maybe I shouldn't whatever we escaped the elevator shaft
bum-ba-dum-bum bum-ba-dum-bum
oh my I don't want to die my god
I'm going to check... oh, whatever.
Yeah, it's here.
Is that... oh!
Now I can... ass!
I could have... I could have bypassed...
Wait, where am I?
Oh, I went around like that.
Okay.
I see.
I
Gain access to the lobby enemy satchel charges can be disarmed using your watch laser. Okay
is there a satchel charge
shit they shouldn't be able to shoot me my stand by the ass
please
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, please.
Let that be enough.
Okay, yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Oh.
Just jump before it hits the ground.
Oh.
Okay.
Race, security gate and escape from front entrance.
What does that fire fast won't be as accurate, so be careful.
Oh yeah, Maximus Nurg, the 88, and Abra, the 58.
Are we still thing now?
Oh, okay.
I guess I'm dead.
Oh
Body armor
Okay, we're good.
Okay, Hax or?
Unlucky.
We'll need a whole fucking army!
Oh my god, this part is crazy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, Gingerboy, another gamecast. Hello, playing. How you like it? Yeah, this game's sick.
I think the difficulty is really fun too.
Unhardest.
Dude, how are you so accurate, you fucking blind-fire!
Will I play the thing this is playing on Elden Ring?
Fuck no.
I saw him do the market fight on that mod yesterday.
It looked like regular market, but he had like 5 million health.
And there was some like extra AoE shock waves.
I...
It didn't look that fun.
Maybe he changed it like Phase 2, I don't know.
I didn't see that.
Killing a guild took it like 10 minutes. Yeah, it's just...
Like, a lot of health pool. A shitload of health pool.
I don't care about my posture right now, I'm gaming.
Is he dead?
Don't have to worry about- Nope, he's right there.
You have to be dead, that was a clean ass.
Fuck your reload and door openings the same button.
fuck
can i live?
let me live!
are you done?
Dude how many how many enemies are here? Am I supposed to just run okay? I'm going for it
That's a lot of enemies man. I'm yeah, I'm pretty sure they just kept respawning
What do you mean? I'm acing it! I'm playing a first-person shooter with this on PS2
With no auto-aim enabled by the way
And I'm acing it.
Gold medal every mission.
She got launched off the roof dude.
Silver?
What?
Oh yeah.
I killed 95 people, target was 65.
I mean, if I had known that you're just supposed to run out,
this would have been super free gold.
But I didn't.
It's a knowledge check, that's it.
Skibble makes the 125, that's all, that's hard.
Majority makes 46, current makes 45,
pastel makes one or seven.
Deep descent.
Reach Drake's private island undetected.
My specialty.
The day is X-Tex, the 112, thank you.
112, brother, bypass island defense systems, enemy subs have blind spots for the rear.
We agree that the rockets to launch these astronauts into space are most likely harbored at Drake's missile disassembly works in the South Pacific.
Although UN inspectors have given the island their seal of approval, perhaps your unofficial visit will reveal more.
Agent McCall will provide backup.
The vanquish should provide the most discreet approach to Drake's island.
Agent McCall, if you please.
We're driving there?
Precisely.
Yeah, we're not right, but I'm just gonna say let's at least say you know this real water
Look for an entry point and stay clear of patrols remote torpedo torpedo that's it
We've got company James. We should get out of the main channel
and
don't let them spot us
sever their communications at work 007
that will allow you to engage the enemy without raising a general alarm
destroy communications and no, okay
your remote torpedoes aren't as powerful 007
But they'll allow you to eliminate hard to reach targets.
Oh, is that the node?
That'll keep them from radioing ahead.
Dude, I thought I had to avoid it.
I thought I had to avoid the fans, but you don't.
I'm ready.
Thank you. Yeah, I mean, I'm just chillin'.
Uh, the weekend is great. It's Combo Breaker.
So...
I was up late...
Watching some Combo Breaker. I'm gonna do the same today.
I think it's already started, but... yeah.
And then finals are tomorrow, I believe. Yep. Sunday.
Ki-Mis Hentai? That is just Mr. Projection right there.
Except I would admit it? Yeah.
I mean, me too!
Avoid those sensors, 007, and try the V12 Vanquish's remote control torpedoes.
Okay...
I- I thought...
Okay...
THAT?!
All right, I think I hit the laser maybe that's why I'm a surely surely it's a piece to game
It doesn't have hitboxes like that. There's no way I
Don't believe it chat. I don't believe it
Yeah, it's a wild some lot of kitu up there. Oh my god. It actually does that is crazy
Better keep your distance James those minds look nasty
Really?
And I wanted to drive in soon.
BAH!
Baaah!
Really, 007?
What I'd like to get a vehicle back in one piece. I'm driving in the ocean with a car chill Q
Yeah, but grunker, I'm good. Thank you for asking. How are you brother?
Just don't hesitate, just fucking go.
Wait, where do I go?
Oh, here.
Disable that arsenal cute charge online cute charge online
Well that did nothing
Well I'll play the new double seven game coming out. Yes
I
Okay
Well that's not the door!
Where's the El Dorro?
I'm fine thanks, wondering when you'll look up
side again. Ah, at some point in the future I'll probably do the hard mode but it won't
be for a while because there's so many games coming out. Wait, what do you mean? What do
you mean failed? What? I'm literally go- I mean- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? PUT YOU FUCKING
BACK HERE?! Oh my god.
I just lost it I shouldn't have lost this
That'll keep them from radioing ahead.
Oh man, I don't know.
007, you need to infiltrate Drake's Island undetected.
for an entry point and stay clear of patrols.
Don't let them...
Hey, you!
Really, 007?
Once I'd like to get a vehicle back in one piece
Your emergency torpedoes aren't as powerful as 007, but they'll allow you to eliminate hard to reach targets
That'll give them from radioing ahead
Avoid those sensors 007 and try the V12 vanquishes remote control torpedo shut up. Yeah
Better keep your distance James those minds look nasty. I am live tomorrow. Yes
W7, you need to infiltrate Drake's Island undetected. Look for an entry point and stay clear of patrols.
It's not a shark.
Don't let thems...
Really 007, just once I'd like to get a vehicle back in one piece.
Your remote torpedoes aren't as powerful 007, but they'll allow you to eliminate hard to reach targets.
That'll keep them from radioing ahead
Did I ever play Rainbow Six?
Uh, no.
Avoid those sensors, 007, and try the V-12 vanquishes remote control torpedoes.
Better keep your distance, James.
I've played that SWAT game.
What the fuck, seaweed?
That wasn't even on the screen!
I can't, what is this?
The OD watches skip 30 minutes if you want to see the exact same part of the level you will have a user at Bozo.
What? What? What do the OD viewers? His body is nuked into oblivion. It's full of the intake.
Avoid those sensors, 007, and try the V12 anguishes remote control torpedoes.
Keep your distance James. Those mines look nasty
We should follow that subjames don't shoot him this time
Me see red mark me shoot
Camera head!
We fight now? What the fuck's going on here?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, we're good, nice.
Body armor.
Whoa, that's creepy.
I read.
Hmm.
James, that sub is blocking our access to the beach.
No!
No!
Oh fuck.
Careful, 007. That V12 backwish is very expensive.
Warning.
007, you need to infiltrate Drake's Island undetected. Look for an entry point and stay
Stay clear of patrols.
John, let thems.
Your remote torpedoes aren't as powerful as W7, but they'll allow you to eliminate hard-to-reach targets.
That'll keep them from radioing ahead.
I thought at least like I could take some hits or something, but no.
will this playthrough be on youtube?
oh!
uh yeah i believe so, i mean it might get dmca though
but i think so
And, uh, what?
Cute Charge Online!
Cute Charge Online!
Right, 007. Now get out of there.
That V12 backwishes very expensive.
That did not hit me
Alright.
I probably don't even need to fight these. I can just remote and go and skip this.
The cart allowed great to keep nuclear subs, you must find a way to destroy them.
CUTE CHARGE. ONLINE.
James, that sub is blocking out access to the beach.
Don't let thems.
Really 007, just once I'd like to get a vehicle back in one piece.
Your remote torpedoes aren't as powerful 007, but they'll allow you to eliminate hard-to-reach
targets.
That'll keep them from radioing ahead.
Avoid those sensors 007 and try to be 12 anguishes remote control torpedoes.
Better keep your distance James.
Those mines look nasty.
No, the fan tunnel, you can go behind it and shoot it, but you get the 007 marker if you
do it with a remote torpedo.
I flushed that one, Brenovark, like two days ago.
I got it next time.
The thing is, the thing is, I would use remote missile, but I don't know if it deals enough
damage.
That's what scares me.
Maybe if it's just not enough and then the timer runs out, but I'm gonna test it now.
Alright, let's go.
Also, I'm gonna skip the fight after the chase here
Okay, focus focus lock the fuck in
I have to get out of here.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
I'm gonna skip this fight now, watch this.
I
James, hurry!
I killed it too! We killed each other!
I must say your streams of these old junk games are really entertaining, with gameplay
reminiscent of a perpetual slapstick routine bringing endless laughter,
Proviso.
Don't let them s-
Really 007, just once I'd like to get a vehicle back in one piece.
Your remote torpedoes aren't as powerful 007, but they'll allow you to eliminate hard-to-reach
targets.
That'll keep them from radioing ahead.
Avoid those sensors, 007, and try to be 12 vanquishes remote-controlled torpedoes.
Better keep your distance, James. Those mines look nasty.
I like keeping chat on screen for certain games, for VOD friends, but there's like no
VOD for this one.
But some people are on like TVs and shit.
For games like this it's fine I think, but then, unlike immersive games and shit, I always
Please remove it.
Oh, yeah, Melis, yeah!
I'm playing jump kick quest monday uh the 25th, yeah monday, yeah.
I'm live every day on Zillow29, so yeah.
Yeah.
I won't need a save state because I'm winning now. I know what to do.
Oh god, if you press R1 you blow it up.
Okay, uh, a little bit scared now.
Is it like you can barely avoid these torpedoes too?
That's the stuff part.
You just get fucked by them, and you get one shot too I think.
Or it's like 80% of your health.
The flank?
I don't think it matters.
I killed him last time, but I died at the same time too.
Oh, I'm fucking sweating.
Yeah, okay.
Man, also I killed him again.
I fucking killed him and then it's like, no, I shoot anyways.
It's a...
Oh my god, this mission is ass.
This mission is so bad.
Oh! What the fuck are you supposed to do there?
I have to find like a cheese spot where I can sneak out, shoot and go back again.
But I also have to keep them in my sights. How do I do that in a water level?
go back in one piece your remote torpedoes aren't as powerful as ever but
they'll allow you to eliminate how to reach targets
cost a lot this pilot in that cell I think so
avoid those senses double a seven and try to be 12 languages remote control
This fucking mission, I swear.
Why is there no checkpoint in like...
In between?
There's plenty of times they couldn't put a checkpoint, but there's, ah, fuck it.
Fuck it, dude.
Well, I'm not gonna waste time on remote torpedoes now because I don't think they deal any damage.
I'm just gonna use my time to try to find the cheesepot
and then use that to win.
M.
Cute Charge Online.
You've got a huge charge online.
No, I believe this subspawns when you put the bomb on.
I could be wrong though. Maybe it doesn't.
You got a far like eight remote torpedoes, but it doesn't work hmm yeah
Why do they even give you armor before that fight?
It's not like it helps.
you just get one shot anyways
Without the armor, it deletes your save.
I'm starting to believe it.
Come on!
Yes, you must find a way to destroy them huge charge on huge charge. Let's go
Okay, I have to be pretty close to him
What
Which is very expensive
Why?
James, hurry!
Shut up!
Fucking...
Oh
Goddamn, okay, you could take the thing is when I drove close to the submarine it would just it's like kill me before
Damn, all right, we're through it. It's all good. You'll help fix an annoying. Thank you
What do you mean bronze medal? I was fast as fuck there. Oh there was three
bond moves? Where? Oh yeah I also skipped killing the enemies that's why yeah
Also my health remaining. I was 10 seconds off the optimal time.
Yeah I think they programmed the submarine so if you get too close to
you just instantly die and that's why I thought I'd get one shot by him. I'm gonna
I'm gonna go again, my food, food, food, food.
Hold on, give me a minute.
I
vanquished so interesting fact asset Martin V12 vanquished they used in
that other day was gifted the bridge browser after the film finished and he
used it every day but not too long ago it caught fire in his garage it was
completely destroyed damn John Barry John Bond Van Gogh
island infiltration destroy the air deep into the river takes the island from attack
smooth left ah no drop frames
No drop frames. I'll wait to see if something happens.
Was it buffer?
Twitch students stuff. Happens sometimes.
Fuck, is it a Karmish? Oh fuck. I mean we could watch a little bit of the Garfavid
as I'm eating. Just a tiny amount you know. Rossin was asked if he'd get the car
revamp from scratch I said no is he enjoyed his time with it so sad I lost a piece of history yeah
shit um let's see here
let's see here where were we we were at
hmm we just finished interlude three so let's watch this wee bit i'm gonna be top left
I'm gonna chat for this. I can put chat here I guess just so I can eat a wee bit.
This is like a giga garf of hell meant to where I made a two hour video of best
Garfield card moments and then it has some insane segments in it too. Oh yeah.
We're watching it through chapters doing food breaks.
Hello Mr. Alajaz, I'm sorry to inform you that your payment to paid actors is darker
of parts has been declined. Even though money shouldn't be a problem, you're a Twitch millionaire
of your calendar. We will terminate the service in the upcoming cup.
Oh, nice! It starts. This is how it ends. This is like, there's no way to get out of
the trench in this game like the moment you get in the trench it's over
because it's just a shit show down here
well warm-up cup good warm-up cup but now the real deal starts to stink
what no what is this fishes big yeah it's 1080 but it's just taking from the
old body in a trash look I was a fucking bug on my screen go away it's right
above my mouth no no not like this not like this what oh my god this game the
fuck out of my way bitch yeah
Oh my god! I saw him sleeping there! Oh my god please! What? I wasn't sleeping out!
The worst part about this game is how it despawns your items.
Uh oh! Shark! Oh no!
Stop fucking looking!
How you unironically play this game? I think this game has a charm to it. I can't explain
it the game is fucking trash but there's something about it like it's soul the
game has soul yeah so lucky lucky what oh my god
That was such a robbery. That was such a robbery.
Dude, I don't know how many red pies I've shoved up Ragnar's ass at this point.
Fucking, what? Oh, yeah, that's a good game. Yeah, apparently I was out of bounds there.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Dude, current me would never shoot that pie like that, like that was such a bad shot! Jesus Christ!
No! No! No! No! No!
I would, like what shot is that?
No!
Current me had already analysed Arachnova's drifting to the left, he was gonna go to the left.
Old me was so bad at games, knew me as the gamer!
No!
Fuck!
No, that was not him!
Yep.
The game is trash.
It is the worst game.
It actually is.
How is that out of bounds?
Whatever.
This cup sucks anyways.
Aliens! Aliens!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
There was nothing in front of me!
There was nothing!
There was nothing!
There was actually.
Right there.
Yeah.
There was nothing in front of me!
There was nothing!
Really? No, what do you...
And then it respawns me here!
Falling down on this bridge is the worst thing that can happen in this entire game.
If you fall down all the way over there, it will put you back in the beginning.
It's so us.
It's never lifeline. Life on is worse.
You haven't won a single game.
Shut up!
In the re-
I'm griefing! I'm griefing!
I think I'm just trying to fuck, no?
What the fuck man?
Where are you?
Cheats please?
God I'm tired, look at that.
Also that happens to no one else but me.
Look at this! Make it make sense!
Make it!
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Oh, yes. I, I, I
will focus. No tilt, no salt. This is all focus now. Impositivity. No, why would you
What's that there?
Fuck, I fucked, fuck me.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, you're acting over or you?
Daddy's coming.
Steve, man, Steve, oh my God, this, I'm stuck.
Why am I playing this game?
I don't even know why, to be honest.
See you, B.
No, no, no.
Was there no rankings back then?
Was that added in a later patch?
Nooo.
You have no idea what you have just gotten yourself into, so be it.
You have no idea.
Ice game is not really the worst game ever made, alright?
I mean, it's pretty good right now, so...
If you could stay this good every time, that would be nice.
What?
No. No.
Why?
Okay, I'm gonna go with this.
No! Inferno! It hurts. Look at all these top speed, dude. It's insane. Look at this
shit! What? Invisible wall? Really? Really? Oh, I can cheat now. I'm gonna cheat. I'm gonna
cheat. Oh, okay. Yep. Yes. Yep. Yep. Oh my god, I'm gonna cheat the fuck out of this
No!
No!
Man I can't win this unless I get insanely lucky now but
I can play top 3 though
Oh wait that was the last map
Well it doesn't matter
First cup is always the worst one
One lasagna and fucking 8th place
Gorky
All skill by the way
This game is all skill
Nelios
Oh my god
Yep
eating. Lost Vod. Yeah, the next interlude is over there. Let's see, we are now on 19.
I wanna see the kaskelot interlude again.
What the fuck?
Kaskelot!
Kaskelotte!
Kaskelotte!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
Kask-
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
Kaskelot!
What in kaskelot?
Cascalot. Cascalot. Cascalot!
But, Cascalot fucking flipperball. Cascalot. Cascalot, I see you. Cascalot. Cascalot. Cascalot. Cascalot. Cascalot.
they fuck with me kaskalot
they fuck with me kaskalot
oh
seriously kaskalot
no me
kaskalot
kaskalot
kaskalot
kaskalot i see you on the map
kaskalot
kaskalot
kaskalot
lady luck be with me
kaskalot
what do you have against me kaskalot
kaskalot
No, you suck!
Kaskillot!
Kaskillot?
Kaskillot?
Kaskillot?
Kaskillot?
Not me!
It's Kaskillot, my Sasuke.
Yeah.
Kaskillot, stop, Phoenix!
Why is it that Kaskillot always have red pies?
Every single time.
I-I said that last stream, last time I played it, like two days ago.
He always has red pies, it's fucking insane.
His ass is filled with red pies, Phoenix.
Kaskelot, you didn't even gain anything from that!
How many hours does Kaskelot have in this game?
How many hours?
How can I see how many hours people have in this game?
400?
Oh my god.
Kaskelot?
Man, Kaskelot!
Kaskelot, you have like a million people in front of you!
Why me?
Shoot Kaskelot!
Why is no one shooting Kaskelot?
Hey, look at Kaskelot!
He breaks in just to shoot me!
Maud's Van Caskillot, the real van-
I was low key semi-serious there, I can hear it.
Maud's Van Him, he literally just passed just to shoot me!
Maud's Van Him!
Oh, fuck me the-
The man, the myth, the legend is here.
Fucking Caskillot!
Now they have rankings.
Cascalot literally has like the world record in this game.
And they just hosted a Garfield fart fucking tournament.
And he won the entire tournament.
Cascalot, Cascalot!
Cascalot is stuck!
Move, Cascalot, move.
Push Cascalot back.
I'll read you like a book, Cascalot.
Give me a red button.
Cascalot!
my fucking god yeah well watch kaskilov to get a spring and now he's gonna do the
shortcut yeah he did because of it yeah yeah what a fucking surprise every time
surprise could not have seen that one coming I still win this no I think no no
no not kaskilov no no no no so easy why is wrong with no odds bad him look oh my
My god, I see you. Oh my god. I'm gonna then you so wait. That wasn't just a lot me and cost a lot
Rufus
I felt through the map. All right, let's continue bold
Where were we by the way in the video so I don't lose my suppose in 19
Well, it doesn't matter I think so yeah 19 cool, but we have a we have a damn game to finish brother
let's go I'm going back to top right how many times a band casket of probably
ones yo kill kill mom takes two years to thank you that your legs 47 who thought
like 23 jack for the 41 hope that's annoying last of us too later I will
seek I kind of want to go watch combo breakers day to combo breaker but I'm
I'm beating this game first, and I have no idea how much is left, so...
What's he mean?
I really liked playing the roadline mode yesterday.
It's really fun.
It really gets your heart pumping, you know?
Wait, what's my objectives?
Download, def-assistant, come from Compound, dismantle the...
Okay.
That compound should contain a transmission ditch with direct access to Drake's computer
network.
Oh my god what is going on move
Downloading access code. Code downloaded.
Alright, nice. Disable island of insinthinals. Okay, we gotta get out of here now and probably some other way, I guess.
Have I seen the new trailer for Bond game? No, I've actually avoided the trailers because they show so much of the game. I don't want to see more.
So I haven't seen a trailer for the Bond game since...
Since I don't know, like the second trailer they showed me, be?
No, they ain't babe!
I'm a low on the sauce hopefully it's good I do think the new ballgame is gonna be good
the only thing that worries me a little bit was just like a gameplay preference but I
think it might be a bit like on the rails but that could be completely wrong
I'm dead, there's nothing I can do about it.
How do I even avoid that?
Hmm.
Okay, I know what to do though.
It must be like body armor somewhere.
on the rails to an ear when I'm in all the rest of I mean very scripted is what I mean
I saw some gameplay and the best comparison is kind of like the train level of a man yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's going to be more like a, like a, like a non-chartered, yeah, we're trying
fight with. It's all good. Dude, I cannot fight those turrets. I'm not sure. Objective
not complete. What do you mean not complete?
Eh.
I thought it died. I thought I heard an explosion.
Okay, I have to save my missiles for these.
Yeah, it's still alive there. Yeah, there. I thought it died.
Uh-huh. Uh, yeah, this is a death. I don't have any misoiles, brother.
You can kind of find like she's close
Yeah, yeah, this is what I should do be a bit more careful this works
I'm scared
Okay, well we know what to do. Yeah, thanks Colt, thanks for the 5 year anniversary!
Mmm, thank you. Okay, I know what to do. I'm gonna save my missiles now for those.
I'll just try to save my health. Don't use more missiles now.
Oh, there is missiles here. Yeah, okay, we're good. Kill that guy.
Okay, just download it and go. Fuck. They have a short bed! A short bed!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, now we kill the sentinels. This is way better than last time.
Have I played it? Oh, fuck...
Don't use those.
No, I haven't played in the D4, no.
The machine gun's really strong.
Transmitting access code.
code
nice
This house could...
Now it's just the one around here that I died to.
I think I just got to go.
Shit.
Oh, double shit.
Triple shit.
Does that body armor?
I'll see you later!
Oh, shit.
Does that body armor?
I'll see you in a minute!
Oh, my God.
Oh
That compound should contain a transmission dish with direct access old mess imprisoning me
All right, good
Okay, we're doing finals one health
No, the music doesn't bug out, it starts here.
Ants in my ass, 366, and John thinks 47!
of
six missiles
You have to redo it all of this every time you die the boss, yep.
Hell vettà!
I forgor!
I...
Oooooooh!
These missions are insane gimmicks.
The compound should contain a transmission dish with direct access to Drake's computer
network.
Dude, lock on!
Okay, it's fine.
on the guy to the left.
Missiles on you. Good. Alright. Download. Complete. Go. Wait, can you put away the guns? You can't
Let's put away the guns now.
Those other PC version removed all the hard missions.
Yeah!
True.
Wait, was there body armor on the helipad?
Okay, that will make this a piece of cake.
I can do it without it though.
Okay, four missiles. We're gonna need that for the next turret.
the
the
the
the
the
Okay.
I gotta go left in the boss fight immediately.
I
Can't kill old sabotage
Wait, why did I get a bomb thing I don't even know
Wait, why did I get a bomb thing and where's the helicopter?
You said there was an armor on the helipad.
Wait, because I snuck past them?
Wait, how did I do that?
Maybe if you drive slow.
That guy is blasting off over there.
Oh, there! Yes!
Sick! Thank you.
Did we get the code?
Yes.
Oh, half my armor's gone.
Oh my god, IKEA!
So you can actually sneak past them.
I guess just by driving slow...
But that's not in my blood...
Are you kidding me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I went too far forward...
I'm lucky.
Transmitting access code. Code accepted.
I can't say it's looking super promising, but it is the best attempt I've had.
Transmitting access code.
Code accepted.
I don't think I can move. Okay, that's sick boss fight, by the way. Awesome.
I think you just got a new kid you can't drive around in a circle because if you do
you're fucked.
Yeah I'm gonna see if I can sneak this again.
a transmission ditch with direct access to Drake's computer network.
Hey, you!
Whaaaaat?
That is crazy.
Okay, we got full health and full armor.
Yeah, I guess you have to put away the missiles or something.
What? My armor's just cosmetic anyways.
Oh, my armor's gone!
Our light posts get up
Transmitting access code
Okay, this is very good though. Let's win. Let's win this time.
Wow.
Be patient. There it is. Come on.
All right, we're cooking now
Full health we got I won't have it though, but
Are you use
I think I'll do that.
Wait, I can kill them before I enter!
Well, I'll take that.
That was a lot easier.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was that upper path for then? Only the armor? Maybe. I thought that was supposed to
be like an escape thing. Oh well. Calps, thanks 49, thank you.
Oh wait, what? Okay.
Okay.
Okay
And I just used the rockets.
What the machine gun?
Machine gun!
What the...
Come sit back in.
Right? Rocket Launcher!
The Hedgehands!
DEATH!
I'm going to die, hold on.
Okay.
Uhhh...
Good line.
Okay, how are we...
Okay, we are turning around.
Great.
Okay, job's done.
Who shoots up?
Who shoots up?
Fuck, 18 rockets.
I'm sure it's fine.
Smithy
Please
Okay
How long is this segment, please?
Yes, that was the last one, okay.
No. No. No.
Okay.
you thought this was a new games James Bond game I scammed you this game is
literally double of seven night fires the name
this is a classic game this is a driving game no this game just has
everything
I'll hold them off, Alura.
Oh, shh.
You find a way to disable this contraption.
Oh, um.
Uh, oh, fuck.
I am on the air.
I'm fucking dead.
I gotta go all out this once.
Oh, okay.
What should put me back in the beginning of the airplane now?
Okay, thank you.
Are you not dead?
How did you have time to shoot there?
I shot you immediately!
What is this sheathing?
I
Mean when you know where the airplanes come from it's really not bad
Yes
Face of the weapon, but you'll only have a short time to get out before the whole thing blows.
Okay.
Wait, what am I doing?
Well, I probably should have used the other gun first.
Hey, it's a lesson learned. It's all good. It's all good. No problem. No problem.
I got railgun in.
Oh, no.
Hello, man.
Are you kidding me?
Am I bald?
Do I look bald to you?
All right, there should be another tank.
Good.
And now, yeah, let's use the meagagoon, the rail gun.
Well, that's how hard that was.
Hola, kimchi, silver!
Whaaaaat?
Oh, yeah, I missed some bomb moves apparently Time okay target time is eight minutes
How
You just got a drive and hope you don't die
That's crazy
Oh, this is the penultimate mission.
Countdown.
Cover Lee make your way into the secret underwater base and pursue Drake.
She flies slower when you take more time to kill stuff.
Oh, that's cool.
Well, one thing we know about Drake, nothing's as it seems on the surface.
Yeah, I'm beating this today.
I'm a second-last missioner.
Commissioner.
How do you know? It shows in the level...
Select.
I'm going through all bond games now I don't know if we get the facility I'm
taking there are ways to turn off the cameras if you know where to look
Oh
Look at this frag grenade remote mine
All right bull from
There's a hooking spult here.
Is this literally where I came from?
You can just hook up into the vent again?
Oh, I guess.
No, I came from there.
secret of hell. BobZ4D is calling me. I don't think so. What the hell's the point of this?
thing I guess. Then I'll watch a new F2F trailer. I don't know what F2F is.
Oh, fierce to fall about.
I definitely haven't seen that.
Oh my god, this audio!
Stop!
What is Bond's most brutal kill in all movies?
I remember there's in one movie he puts one bad guy into like this pressure chamber and
then he just increases his pressure until they blow up and there's like blood and meat everywhere.
terminal got access to their internal systems a lot of it has been locked out
but I can access the security cameras Kiko is our only option she's locked
out all of the clearances you'll need to find her and stay close oh was it not
Bono killed that guy that's been so long ago I just remember that kill
license the kill where he drops Vanessa del Torre into a shredder legs first
Yeah, true! Good kill.
You know, I kind of want to restart, just because I'm pretty sure I can stealth this.
Yeah, I did play this in multiplayer, all jobs now, all job was so OP, ridiculously OP.
Why no freezing?
BOOM!
Okay, fuck it, I'm just shooting then.
Cool. The villain that blew up like a balloon?
Oh yeah!
Right, yeah.
There's probably a video on YouTube
like most brutal bond kills.
["Bond Kills"]
Am I planning on streaming in 1440p near future?
No. What? You can sit through walls with this?
Uh, no, because it doesn't work too well at the moment.
When they fix it, I- if they fix it, I would, yeah.
Bro!
Okay whatever. Just murder them all.
This weapon mega trash of hell.
Okay, not that.
Ah.
Don't.
It breaks the stream for me.
Thyssenbock are dead because of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know it doesn't work in some countries either, yeah.
I
James I've had to the terminal and got access to their internal systems a lot of it has been long
Now that I can't say everything is cosmetic this
Cosmetical
I thought different gaming spills might be cosmetic instead.
No, no, I got the sheet to prove it.
Target acquired.
What do you mean target?
I'm sitting in the ass.
Target acquired in half a second.
Okay, no alarm has gone off though, so that's good. There we go. Okay, better. Janky, but
is still, yeah, we're taking, I can break it.
Okay, there's a vent there.
Oh.
Laser system fail card.
Hmm
What happens if I do this one is that bad
Yeah
I have to try it
There's a secret.
You can get into this room through a ventway.
I wonder how you do that.
It must be from the beginning.
Ah, here!
What?
No.
I can't get up here.
Okay.
oh here I see okay hold on hold on because I need to save some health I
was gonna die there is ten most brutal deaths in James Bond movies video
YouTube oh we should watch it dude we should watch it
y'all the rain takes 75 and guys where I give a touch of red moon or reset okay
watch watch this we're gonna take them all out
what we're fine
Dude I'm bonding hard
There's make me misspon some time did you ever play those? I did, yeah
Come on in then.
We got one more right?
Come on man, any more?
Do you want loosed? And death?
It's a good ass stealth mission this one.
Ah, infiltration successful.
Sick.
Um, well there we are.
Yeah.
There are cameras along that corridor James, watch out.
Um, well there we are, yeah.
I am like actually fairly certain most of them are dead.
You can definitely like stealth your way, but it's definitely with jankies, sometimes
they just see you through walls and shit.
Oh!
Oh no!
Wouldn't want to trigger the alarm!
I'll keep my eyes open.
I think all of them are dead.
I just killed everyone in there.
Well.
Some people left in AA, Tom.
All right.
I
I'm not going to die.
Kiko is in corridor A-16. A-16? All right.
Can't get caught on the stealth mission, no one's life to catch you.
Yeah, that's true. It's very true.
My plan all along.
Oh, hi.
Don't come out here!
Yeah, that grenade is huge.
Should we play old Thief games?
Okay, yeah, sure.
Bloody armor!
Okay, I guess I'll...
Let's use this too.
I played a thief deadly shadows or something, I think.
I did play a thief game.
Oh, now we're talking.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It covers half my screen.
Grenade launcher, regular.
Infrared slot.
Are who on some?
The launch timetable has been moved up.
I'm placing the security system into full lockdown.
Clear and seal the room.
We cannot risk anyone tampering with the control settings.
You mean these?
Or those?
You know what?
I have this
Is it these?
Oh, aha
I never shoot the red one, ever.
James, I've hacked into the terminal and got access to their internal systems.
A lot of it has been locked out, but I can access the security cameras.
Kiko is our only option.
She's locked out all of the clearances.
You'll need to find her and stay close.
This is what I mean. You just get seen by someone somewhere. Well, time to kill everyone
in here I guess.
Not too shabby.
Damn, it puts you back far if you die here.
I might actually need to try hard here.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
I triggered the alarm, James!
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Careful, James.
Those knives will trigger the alarm.
Kiko is in corridor A12 now.
oh my god so fucking hard to aim
it's gonna be death again but what can we do chat nothing
This crossbow's sick.
We gotta find that weapon room again.
It was over here too, but like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all good.
Oh
Wow, why are you live?
But how do they expect you to stealth this when enemies just see you through walls and
I'm dead.
Did I try everything or nothing? Yeah, I might try it tomorrow if I can get it to work well.
I was trying to get it to work today, but is there still takedowns? Not really.
James, I've hacked into the terminal and got access to their internal systems.
A lot of it has been locked out, but I can access the security cameras.
Kiko is our only option.
She's locked out all of the clearances.
You'll need to find her and stay close.
Am I in that room there, or was that? Is that A2?
So surely I should be fine...
Moving out. If there was enemies here, I'd see them through the wall.
There are cameras along that corridor, James, watch out.
You never show to my ass!
Here we go again!
I don't think this is, like, legit really hard, but I- it's definitely possible, though.
This is fine, though. We have our body armor. We're- we're doing fine. It's alright.
Kiko is currently in corridor A8.
Careful, James.
These lasers will trigger the alarm.
Can you actually turn off the alarm, I wonder?
oh my god the spaghetti is all over with the table fucking hell
Oh shoot!
I'm coming Kiko!
Oh my god the spaghetti!
Okay, we got another body armor, huge.
All right, alarm system's offline.
Look at that.
Yes.
Yeah, I was trying and then I killed myself so I'm a little bit, oh, there's two on each side.
Oh, yeah, come and get some of this shit. Let's go. Come on
What's my objective sabotage base security and escape from room
Tommy escapas
I'm still taking half a fucking mag with this gun.
God stop what the fuck? No, what is this?
Why is it a
Weasel tank II what the fuck?
The dude that weapon looks like it's like mega weapon of destruction, but it sucks
The bombs pistol is like the strongest pistol in the game
I'm never getting out of this mission.
There are cameras along that corridor James, watch out.
Zico is currently in corridor A8.
They have their backs towards me.
I guess that doesn't fucking matter in this game anyways.
I think I escaped.
No alarm has gone yet, so we're actually, I can still stealth, and I've only lost like
one piece of my armor.
YAAAHHHHH!
I am bombed!
YAMES BOMB!
I want to get in there because there's new body armor which would be huge for this segment.
But I fucked the gun though.
The gun is a huge fate, I swear.
Of course I'm playing with a controller.
If I didn't play with a controller,
this game would have been over four hours ago.
Fuck me, switch your, ah!
Well, about that body armor.
Yeah, I should use the grenade launcher
with that thing, probably.
I'm just scared of killing myself with it.
There is no... well, I mean it's alright.
Okay, let's go.
This is the one.
James, see if you can find some way to disrupt the base of security systems.
The security center has been penetrated. All elite squads have disappeared to that hill on site.
Oh shit, I have a laser trip on, I didn't know that.
Okay, this is PB. So, yeah, now we gotta go to that door we saw before.
I'm terrified of killing myself with that, I'm not gonna use it.
Okay.
Oh
Many dudes
Okay, you can stop now
Are they just infinitely spawning?
Please don't tell me that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's go!
I will hold for life. I'm going below the power so we can't follow. But if Bond does reach the facility, I'll be sure to thank him for the mega-hurt real quick.
Ha ha ha.
What?!
Prevent room from cutting the part of Delta Sector.
Body armor! Two quick lugs! Hard to know I'm getting there on the perfect line!
Look at that fucking aim
I gotta find my way to that door. It was pretty close to here. It was all the way to the left
behind that door.
Fuck, I can't find it, where is it?
this way I don't want to die
engage my nuts come on
What do you mean all the fucking objectives?
Prevent room from cutting the power of Delta Sector.
Where the f- Where is that?
This is literally Delta Sector!
Oh fuck, he's right there!
Okay, what do I do? Okay, don't choke, don't choke, don't choke.
You have a bunch of mines.
I
I was going to think, so what happened was I was going to throw multiple mines to make
sure he died and then it switches to the clock when you throw the mine and I was just
mashing R1, so I blew myself up, fuck me this mission, oh my gofft!
Kiko is our adoption. She's locked out all of the clearances. You'll need to find her and stay close.
Kiko is currently in corridor A8.
Careful, James. Those lasers will trigger the alarm.
James, it looks like Keiko is nearly at the control center. Hurry up!
That was actually super tight.
I got caught in the end, but yeah. That was actually super tough.
Uh, tight, I mean. And tough.
The security center has been penetrated. All elites are to disappear and to the end and kill on sight.
Our frames. Come back, please.
Any frames?
See, now it didn't automatically switch to the clock.
That's the reason I was just mashing R1 before.
I got fucking scammed. You have to press circle to switch to it.
It was a scam.
You'll need to get through that door to Delta Sector before it connects.
I'm gonna detonate this while I'm...
I really like that you could actually stealth that entire first section.
I literally just got caught right outside the corridor, but that's so sick.
That's so fun
Are you sneaking bastards?
Okay, we need to find body armor lucky for me there is one right in here
Well, I watch steroid Olympics what?
and has games athletes use any drugs they want wait this is an actual thing
Is the only stream here in Twitch or any other platform?
Yeah, I only stream here.
Okay, that laser tripwire is going to be very handy coming up.
Oh my god, why are- why is their aim so good of them?
It's when they peek-shoot like that, their aim becomes like godlike.
When they do that, they just get like the most godlike aim ever, somehow.
Okay, there might be another body armor, maybe in here.
Yes!
Okay, we gotta stop him now with laser trick.
I need to, like, how does this work? These lasers...
I will spend the alternate fire in this one when the boss fight happens now, because you
You gotta stop him before he gets to the door.
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
Shut up!
What the fuck?
Oh, he's dead.
Last grenade.
Oh, I remember this weapon.
Whoa, whoa, nostalgia seeing that.
Oh jeez, that's 28.
Alright, fuck yeah, that wasn't the end of the level though, but
find the exit to Omega Sector, destroy tripmines from far away, okay.
Alright.
Wait, is this like infinite ammo?
Or you can overcharge?
Oh yeah, I think this has like infinite ammo, right?
I mean, this is crucible, right?
Such a good weapon.
Oh wait, I think I can destroy it with my laser maybe.
Without like, blowing it up.
I mean this works too, so whatever
There's no crossable life things for the heads up in my mind just throw the
Oh, body armor in here, okay.
I will hack him on.
Okay, stop typing.
I feel like I could use my watch for this, but let's just blow them up, it's easy.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
These guys are so tanky, I'll just shoot them right in the face.
Okay we're solid, we're tight.
I'm so ready for fucking anything this game will throw at me.
Well, pause buffered, finally exit to a mirror, alright.
I don't know if you can handle the blue-green glasses for more than 50 seconds, but no,
I got it, I got it.
Ooh, sneaky!
But, Fleming, you gotta try harder, Matt, and there goes all my armor, cool.
Dude, jish.
I need armor. I don't need it badly.
How the fuck- How did I almost die today?
A mile away!
Oh, the armor, two quick ones!
Maybe this is sort of a 60% fast issue?
Maybe I'm not sure
All right, at least we've got some body armor it makes me bit feel better
do I trust this? I don't need to trust it just play it smart just throw this run to
Africa and now we should be good cool
get another!
Let the fucking mission be over, please.
Ian.
Oh, where is it?
Omega.
Omega Sector.
Omega! Omega Sector! This is it!
It's still not over. Okay.
Reserver Health, you'll learn a higher score.
Prevent Kiko from launching into space.
Okay, she's just going into space now.
by loyal associates.
Before we cross into the void of space,
it's time to unveil the final stages
of Operation Night Fire.
The utter transformation of the planet,
you'll soon view from your shuttle windows.
The Communist socialists and fascists
were predestined to fail in their efforts at globalization.
The answer is sublimely simple.
A corporate takeover by Phoenix International
on a worldwide scale.
No more national boundaries,
but continent-wide regions of agriculture, industry,
agriculture, and research.
Of course, our new order will be resisted,
but we have to call the mission bridge,
the new new missiles mounted in our iron grottoes
and controlled from an unsuitable economic center,
the US-based defense platform.
You can swing it.
Cover me.
Loot me.
Loot me.
Loot me.
Loot me.
I think we're good. Can really use a mud armor. What if I die now? Uh, no, I'll spawn here,
For sure, 100% on here.
So it's not too bad.
I just need some body armor.
That's it.
Alright, bam foes, takes 86, top of scroll takes 77, whoops for tiger, thanks 53, thank
you guys.
I think everyone in this room is dead and surely there's some body armor hidden somewhere.
Oh, body armor. Two quick ones. Yes. Boom.
Oh, is this a multiplayer map?
Oh.
I
Balled it up
Peak
Peeeee!
Alright, we're good.
Imagine if I hide him picked up.
Oh, okay, six-fold!
Hello?
Wait, am I in the doorway?
Oh.
Alright.
Sure.
Okay.
Preventing from launching into space.
Uh.
I'm thinking from launching into space
Okay
Uh-oh. Cooked. Wait, no gimmicks. Okay? What the fuck am I supposed to do against that?
Wait, uh...
10, 9, 8...
CLOSE TO THE DOOR!
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
NOOOOOOO!!!
The door fucking closed behind me when I was...
My loyal associates, before we cross into the void of space, it's time to unveil the
final stages of Operation Nightfire.
The other transformation on the planet will soon view from your own windows.
Some monitor or something to close the doors. No, they just auto close
Fuck me my loyal associates before we cross into the void of space
It's time to unveil the final stages of operation night fire
My loyal associates, before we cross into the void of space, it's time to unveil the
final stages of Operation Night Fire.
The other transformation on the planet you'll soon view from ocean windows.
The Communist socios and fascists were predestined to frame their efforts at globalization.
The answer is blindly simple, a corporate takeover by Phoenix International on a worldwide
scale, no more national boundaries, and new life means of agriculture, industry, energy
production, and research.
Of course, our new order will be resisted, but we have the ultimate leverage.
The nuclear missiles mounted in our iron grottoes aim at the goal of the Unsemiber Command
Center, the US-based defense platform.
Unfortunately, our security has been temporarily reached.
Therefore, I was quick on schedule all flight crews and combat units are to board their shuttles at once and be there for lift off
Operation nine fire has begun
Big right here you just got to get close to the door
I mean, they literally just spawn in my face.
There we go.
Yeah, okay.
That wasn't too bad, actually.
I made it sound feel worse.
got some body armor
What up, Ham?
I thought I died.
Well, oh shit. No, not an angel.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, this, no, no, no, not like this.
Not like this.
by loyal associates. Before we cross into the void of space, it's time to unveil the
final stages of Operation Nightfire. The utter transformation of the planet will soon
be revealed from your shadow. In DOS, the communists, socialists and fascists were
destined to fail in the effort and formalization. The answer is so blindly simple. A corporate
people are by being international, on a worldwide scale. No more national boundaries, but continent-wide
regions of agriculture industry. Well, in research, quality governments are replaced with a single board of directors. Of course, our new order will be
We have the ultimate leverage the nuclear missiles mounted in our
controls and control from the command center, the US based defense platform.
Unfortunately our security has been temporarily reached.
Therefore I've advanced our launch schedule.
All flight crews and combat units are to board their shuttles at once and
prepare for lift off.
operation as you got
Yeah, true minds are very good
I
Am I supposed to like do something for a beginner from I don't know if I'm supposed I don't want
I don't know if there's like a gimmick here and I'm gonna get locked out of the fucking room again
I don't want to I don't want to get give me
Okay, I
Just stay here let's just stay
Five, four, three, two, one, ignition.
Fuck, what if there's another segment now where you gotta survive? They said final though.
Uh-oh. Oh fuck, there is.
Oh, this is so ass. Oh my god.
by loyal associates.
Before we cross-team to the void of space,
it's time to unveil the final stages of Operation Now.
The utter transformation from the planet
you'll soon view from your shuttle windows.
The colonists, socialists, and the Nazis
will be destined to fail in their efforts and globalization.
The answer is sublimely simple.
A corporate takeover by Phoenix International
by worldwide scale.
No more national boundaries,
The continent-wide regions of agriculture industry, energy production, and research.
Coraline governments are replaced with a single born and raised.
Shut up!
No, we can't be resisted.
Okay, the thing is, I know where this guy spawns.
The mountain is now mounted in all island rock hills and controlled from an unfailable community center.
The US-based events platform.
Six.
Oh!
Okay, that one's been scoffed. It should still hit though
All right, that's good. We could do the same.
Just set it all up. Bust a laser truck mind.
Someone's shooting at me. I have no idea who.
Uh-oh.
I don't like that grenade.
I'm afraid I'm gonna blow up with that, but, ah.
Back up as much as you can.
I have armor.
We should be fine.
We got plenty of armor.
We got plenty of armor.
Come!
Bakaero!
I
She's just gonna fuck off to space I guess
Wait what
Okay, final mission time let's go damn
Ha!
What happens if you don't lower the bridge there?
Oh man, we're going to space, fuck it.
Well, as I'm rising to the edge...
Silver medal. But look at this time, though.
Time.
25 minutes.
Oh, I guess it accumulates when you die, too.
It also takes that.
Nah.
Nah, that ain't right, man.
That shit's not right.
Well, actually it was only the last part I was quick at.
It was the other parts that were bad.
Never mind.
Yeah, it's definitely right.
I was just thinking of the last segment, but it's the other segments before that, too.
Okay, final mission, Equinox.
Prevent a hostile takeover of the missile defense platform and save the world.
patched to Drake's corn system. I've intercepted enough radio chatter to
mine that Drake's combat troops have overtaken the defense platform.
Some of your ritual crew might stop your line, but I can't confirm that.
I can tell you that Drake's deployed a laser defense net,
which draws power from the platform's core. Rather enjoy your company, James.
Do be careful. Core up. I might do some more bond games tomorrow.
They're actually really fun, they are.
Take care, thanks 51, bruv.
Oh
Okay melt with laser
Press action to activate spacing with assistance mr. Bond wait what? Oh?
This is crazy
Wait, so where are these things?
Oh, what the fuck?
Okay, I see I see now it's over here
Or something
What does this mean ah
Why I'm busy I
Call right now
Great
Okay, yeah, okay, listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
Okay, I did it
Okay, I need a good balance here.
I need a good balance.
The world is fucking dead, it's over.
Maybe for the better.
I've kept my most hardened combat veterans on a certain bond.
I'll let them finish you off.
Remember that view, Mr Bond. It's the last you'll ever see on Earth.
There are far more systems off than seconds of the clock.
Oh, what the fuck's happening?
You know all the signs to mark.
I want to make the Earth be much better place.
Control the space station, I only like the balance of power.
Imagine one world corporation working for the advancement of mankind.
I
Do fucking died
There I call I called flight up
What are you blabbing about
Okay, we're good.
Oh, shit.
The power is going high now!
Alert! Power core overloaded.
Radiation levels critical.
It's future mr. Bond.
How would you like to die?
So, perhaps you'd like to lie in cover?
Fucking beam!
Who shoots me?
We're good?
Bevon?
You may have stopped the fire this time, aren't you?
But like the phoenix, I arise from the ashes.
Okay, why am I supposed to shoot these?
Yes!
Hurry with what?!
I don't know what you want me to hurry with!
Okay, yeah, I've done that.
So we should be fine, right?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Alright.
Fucking hell, stressful.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I was in front of me I'll credit one persistent there are needs could challenge the awesome
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on man get a move on
This segment is really not that hard. I thought it will be harder. It's quite fine
The nine two hits so it's the only scary part is if you're beam overload
Oh
Nice
Now I can't shoot ah fuck I shouldn't be standing close to that
All right, thanks.
Nice.
Ow.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
a little bit worried over these guys but they're dead we should be good one two
one, two, three, one, two, three, all right stay away from these so we don't cook ourselves
ow, oh there you shot by someone?
what was that?
I don't know, all right, now kill these, head shot, head shot, head shot, head shot,
All right, we should be fine.
Ow.
How much life you die, so much from erupting oxygen lines,
where the earth burns from you and this atmosphere.
Ow!
Fuck!
These explosions, I don't know where they're coming from!
I was trying to stay away from these platforms now.
So was it him that's fallen last time?
Where did he come from? Oh, there!
Okay, now what? I haven't...
Oh, okay, I think we've owned?
Maybe?
Yeah!
Let's go!
that's tight
not stirred
why is it stirred, not shaken
Hmm. Definitely... stardust.
Astronomers from around the globe are reporting unexpected meteor showers. Well done, 007.
But I'm sure the world won't mind my taking a few days off.
We'll let the autopilot be our designated driver.
Oh, James.
Yeah
Silver whatever. Oh, I actually was quicker on time. That's great
81% accuracy. Yeah, it was my health remaining. That was bad
Hold on
How is that not at least gold?
When time is way quicker than target, actor is he was not bad.
I mean, yeah, you have to replay them so you can get the 007 bonus,
because there's seven of them on that mission.
That was crazy.
Yes, yes.
What?
Working for over 20 months, the Team at EA Games developed James Bond 007 Night Fire.
Three core international teams in the United States, England and Canada, programmers, writers,
artists, designers, and animators collaborated to create an unparalleled James Bond experience.
Adding to the fantasy, Agent 007 looks and feels just like the film star himself, Pierce Brosnan.
Thanks in part to a laser scanning process that captured the features of his face using over a quarter of a million data points,
The person's persona as 007 brings the Bond film star into the hands of game players.
Tight, tight.
You see Pierce Brosnan in the game.
You see Pierce Brosnan.
He's the epitome of James Bond, Devin Air, Suave, Charismatic.
He came out great.
And I think he brings a certain authenticity and personality to the character just like
he does in film.
So when you see him wink or raise his eyebrow, you've definitely seen the real McCoy.
Fast cars are another part of the James Brown equation.
The Aston Martin V12 Vanquish.
The Vanquish, also featured in this year's Bond film Die Another Day, sports a 6-liter
V12 engine with a Formula One-style transmission.
It can go from 0-60 in under 5 seconds and reach speeds in excess of 190 miles per hour.
To bring this amazing vehicle into the game, the design team at EA worked with Aston Martin
to capture all of the exact specs and performance attributes of the car, then created a 3D mesh
in the digital realm.
From fast cars to beautiful women and exotic locations, James Bond 007 Night Fire is packed
with all the elements that make it classic James Bond, allowing the player to live out
the fantasy of the world's best secret agent.
Yeah, this is actually a great Bond game. It's really good.
this was your first ever console game as a kid yeah it's really good it's like I
remember playing multiplayer and all that it's so sick
we're so ready no we're not I'm gonna go watch a combo breaker oh yeah it was
uh this i was called
tandem most brutal deaths in james bond movies
what culture
top seven weird Bond Village defense
Oh
Let's watch that one me favorite song
No, let's watch that one dude. I want to see this one top 007 weird Bond villains deaths
this is the one I was meaning I think he's the guy that gets like inflated or
or whatever okay never mind it was not though
Yeah, death of slop right there.
Yeah, I just beat my fire, I did.
I have no memory of this.
Oh
Classic
The pipe sound effects.
If that happens, are you actually conscious for a bit?
I'll license the carol.
No?
Hmm.
Would I make up a story like that?
You must have seen some.
Oh, prison chambers!
That's not my money.
I swear.
That's right, Emil.
It's mine.
You think I'm stupid?
Huh?
You think I'm stupid, huh?
You'll rip me off and use my own money to pay someone to kill me?
I want it so bad.
We'll fight it!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
Take this!
that's a sick kid
that looks fantastic what's in it
Uh, but then there will be no supreme decision.
Madam, we're glad to be seated.
Thank you.
This will just take a moment, and then we will leave you in peace.
Why, I'm sorry.
Mutant all shield, fifty-five.
May we begin?
Please do.
That was a vague memory of this.
A happy selection, you can't miss, eh?
I'll be the judge of that.
That's rather potent.
Not the cork.
You're after-save.
Strong enough to bury anything.
The wine is quite excellent.
Although, for such a grand meal,
I'd rather expect it a claret.
Of course.
Unfortunately, our sellers rather poorly stopped with Clarice.
I was rather poorly stuck with Clarice.
Mouton Rothschild is a clarit.
And I've smelt that after Shave before,
and both times I've smelt a rat.
We're just gonna choose kebab in...
What the fuck?
Oh
They got your activity for your eyes only
Wait, what is this?
What is he dropping in the chimney?
Oh man, that's fucking peak, all 007 has gotta be a good one.
Living like die.
I
What? What's going on?
Yeah!
Oh man, Peek dude, amazing.
fucking A
the 6 to 1 was the best and it wasn't even close
yeah, the chimney
oh man
did I play golden eye rogue agent?
no, I didn't even know about it until today when chat told me about it
You can see the fire protection gloves on the kebab scene, yeah, same thing with like
you can see the bald cap and stuff on the helicopter one.
Yeah, alright, thanks for playing a Charlotte game, also the multiplayer was really, also
really fun for this, 007 used to play all the time, yes, yeah, I mean I did the same
when I was younger.
Oh man.
Man.
Nathan thanks to the tier three two months manual bar fix it in 98
Thank you guys damn banger damn. It's really fun to play ball games, man. Ah
What's that Rowan?
What why are you
Why are you linking me this
This was during the Eldering. Oh, this is where the Red Bull incident happened during the
Eldering event, yeah. Oh yeah, I gotta check three memes. See how I'll do it before anyways.
I really want to go and watch some combo breaker, dude. It's going right now, so. But let me
check the mental varies new meme
yeah that tweet is old it is
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
did I just download it and then not download it it's a video
All right, I got it. All right, let's see what this video is chat
Okay, let's find out what has mental very cooked up
I'm dead I'd never miss
Oh, shit. God damn it.
Okay, maybe it'd be a decent walkie mode, you know?
It actually could be a decent walkie mode, maybe.
Yeah, he's got the dent here dude.
So I got no dent.
I got no dent.
It was a new song.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No.
No.
You customized your jacket, Jupiter.
That way you made this on your jacket?
Fuck you, nay, that's sick.
Bro, what do you say, Brodery?
No, Brodery, what do you say?
Brodery?
Brodera in Swedish, embroidery, embroidery, yeah.
So considering finishing the freelancer challenge
that I go before Bong comes out, the freelancer challenge?
I mean, I've finished two freelancers, I have.
I have, but,
Holy RE2 ripoff, pulse breaker.
Yeah, a lot of these games are coming out,
like we're very as an evil life.
I'm gonna anyways, I really wanna go watch some.
I really wanna go watch some.
Do I have early access for double or seven first light?
I will play it on the 26th.
I don't think that's, is that early access?
I don't know.
I do not know.
You literally rinse it and it dissolves.
Oh, cool.
Damn, that's so nice.
Oh, is that Garfield Cart?
Oh, it's me watching Garfield Cart video.
Right.
so nice iron-on interface give anything in place yeah yeah damn you gotta be
proud over that I was actually so sick I was really sick yeah a lot a lot of
watch more of Garfkomp no maybe tomorrow I also got to the side what
What game I'm playing tomorrow? Hey Bennett Bennett Arthur. I just finished nifir
So but I would actually like to play another Bond game meet me if I could get them to work
Well, I tried getting everything or nothing to work, but it ran it's super shit
It was like 24 FPS or something
It was terrible
Like 30 is fine. I think but it was legit. I think it was like 24 FPS. It's terrible man
NULF! Oh yeah, NULF! Yeah, chat tommy NULF was really good, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da. You played everything or nothing on GameCube emulator, or am I fine?
Oh, really? On GameCube emulator? I guess you used Dolphin then.
That's what I tried, I think. Or no.
No, I feel like I did try that.
Hmm, double seven bloodstone, what the hell?
What the hell, they figured it out. It was made through three weekends, thanks to Kropa, but all of those watching streamed.
I love, I love that though, Jupiter.
I love
seeing people like having stream on in the background and then doing their own thing. It's really cool.
I really like that.
So thank you for sharing. Uh, Nightfire Quantum Souls and Bloodstone PC are very different versions.
Oh yeah, which one was PC? Was that NULF? Was that? Was NULF PC? I remember.
Is Dead Space on the roster of Return Games? No. I, tomorrow is the only day we are playing
just kind of random shit. The 25th is Jumping Quest. 26th is James Bond. 27th is probably
also James Bond. I think I'm live 28th 29th I travel I think Bond is gonna take
two streams to finish I don't think it's longer than that. Jordy thanks to 89 thank
you and then I go to TwitchCon for like four days and then I come back home I'm
I'm gonna continue jumpking quests.
Cause I'm not gonna finish that in two days or one day.
Absolutely not.
And then on June the 5th, it's Gothic Remake.
And then after that, it's not many things releasing.
So then I wanna do the God of War marathon.
Gonna head up some of those coffee shops in the Netherlands.
I don't really fuck with that.
I've tried it, but it's not my thing.
Long time ago.
oh yeah and summer game fist on the fifth yeah yeah oh yeah fate keeper early
axis is second of june yeah true it is it is oh yeah that's my plan right now so
maybe some more bond games tomorrow I haven't full decided if I can get them
to work well yeah yeah I'm so excited man really cool shit now end of May and
beginning of June. I'll see you in more chat to care of each other. Have a good weekend.