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Hello!
Yeah, this song is from Look Outside.
It's called Terminus, a linkin.
Here it is.
Yeah, Jumping Quest is not out yet.
I kinda know when it comes out.
I talk to the devs.
Oh so I can squeeze in some horror before it. There's a game I've been wanting to try. Mazebound.
I'm live tomorrow, yes. Yo, Missa.
Mazebound is fucking brutal. They have his assadus.
Intriguing.
Intriguing.
Yeah, new bomb tomorrow.
Yeah, so 24-7 channels doing the chaos, GTA chaos, yeah.
Why not play OG Jumpkin quickly, because I already have played that many times, even
with a dance pad I beat it.
I was like, I was gonna actually play a modded map, but then I'm like, no, there's some
horror games I may as well not have even wanted to try.
Because Wednesday?
No, it's Monday today, isn't it?
Yeah.
Tomorrow's Tuesday.
I'm live until I leave for TwitchCon.
I'll leave the evening on the 28th, so I'll still be live on the 28th.
Uh-oh.
Uh, did I see the new taking character?
Yes, from Baki.
Yeah, I've never seen Baki, but...
Seems like a brutal character.
Oh my Catholics 94 they chose the strongest character Maki damn huh damn I meant
Double low seven release I think it comes out to 27 but I have I have access to it tomorrow. I have a sponsor with it
Yeah, 27 I
Don't even say that. Thank you for this takes the 85
Soup that makes two year anniversary
I love us time it takes 22 what up another child x43 the hurricane mays bound
it's it's new I've been wanted to try for a bit it came out 13th of May yeah
like two weeks ago
that's what I meant by tomorrow thought the early access on Wednesday ah no it's
tomorrow see the guy cheater all the just evil challenges on YouTube I did I
saw that video was it uh trans that uploaded it no who wasn't it uploaded
the video was it trans i saw it i saw it hey poodily nothing's
annoying deserve um
oh trans yeah yeah i saw the whole video yeah
fucking hey it's so easy to like fake challenge runs like that nowadays
because even though that video came out it's probably not going to do a whole
a lot like as in terms of impact on that guys channel or whatever there's
people just they just see the video and then yeah cool they're gonna move on to
fix the 97 and Jordy Vicks 47 down with 47 let's get all like you know I'm
Hello Ella and Chat, it's another year on this planet for me.
Cozy stream of snack time, yo Kerasan, I take it it's your birthday, yeah?
Happy birthday brother.
There's a lot of comments on this video calling them out now, oh yeah.
Yeah, I mean the only time we'll tell but it seems like it never really does too much.
Is he a us who are like
Been part of speedrunning and stuff
Yeah, it's very shitty right, but the casual person who scrolls
Resident Evil on YouTube and just comes across it. They're not gonna like notice it or care
Most people don't read comments, you know, it's just coming off. Yeah
Yeah, you just got it. We're talking about this. Yes. This cheated his challenge runs. Yes
exactly
No, I'm talking about that reasonable, uh, youtuber challenge run guy who got exposed for cheating
Shut the fuck up, Ella
Hey, you easy fix 85. Yeah, I've talked to the jump king devs. Uh, it's not fully released it and I asked them
Can I start like at 4 p.m. Or is it smart to wait and they say it's definitely smart to wait because we have a lot of changes
so yeah, I'm
Just playing some maze bound first. I want to try that
Have I seen maize bound on steam thank her
I don't even know if you're trolling or not. Yeah, I'm playing Mazebound right now. I'm into yeah, it's
It's jump scare it's the game I'm playing yeah before jump King quest is out
This could be cool to play with lads
Dude, look outside, it's such an incredible soundtrack.
Oh yeah, it's the one where you paint yourself to hide, yeah.
This place saw me yesterday, didn't believe us when we said it was loud, yeah, I flushed
the hell out of that game.
But I guess that's like the popular thing now when it comes to horror games, is very
loud jump scares, cause Psalm has good reviews.
It's sitting at 88%.
And I mean, don't play this, it's also the same, it's also very loud and stuff.
Sitting at 85%.
It's the thing now, it's just, yeah.
I'm not with the times.
Is it the same devs?
Oh shit, it's the same devs pretty much, yeah.
Huh. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just not my thing.
I-I get annoyed, man.
I want that build up and that...
...Eureaniens, you know?
Which is why I think Silent Hill 2 is like the best horror game ever made.
Damn.
In all honesty, I'm surprised you contacted the devs of Jump Crest, considering you've never completed any of their games.
Playing them by four hand TV page.
No, I've actually met them a few times, well, I met them at Dreamhack once a few years ago,
and then I met one of the devs randomly in the airport queue line on the way to boarding
the ship, which was so random.
Ah, the plane, the ship, the plane.
Yeah, very random.
Super cool. No, they're very excited for a jump with King Quest. They worked so long on it.
They didn't give me a couple of art prints. They did. They gave me, I don't know if you
can see it in full cam. Yeah, you see him. There's a jump king sitting up there. He's carrying all
my like Swedish classic metal stuff. So yeah, they've given me a lot of cool shit they have.
I'm watching state of play 2 state of play second of june state of play 2. Ah, yes
Yeah, I am when I get back from twitch gone
I'm not gonna be done with jump king quest like I barely have time to play jump king quest for twitch
I'm when I get back home. I'm gonna keep playing jump king quest and then
Boop, which is the second make stream will be
And then I'm gonna play jump king quest and then watch state of play and then keep playing jump king quest until
until um what's it called uh gothic remake is out yeah
that is the plan this song yeah this song just played it's from look outside
it's called terminus oh we have this one
Oh man.
Hey, first light tomorrow, yes.
I'll have like, what, um, one and a half streams with Jump King Quest, depending on when they
release it today.
But I think Bond is a two stream game, for sure.
What is Jump King Quest?
Oh, it's the Jump King Dev's new game, Jesse.
fully releases today. It's Jump King and Dark Souls. It's legit. It's legit Jump King,
but you also, you have like builds and character, like classes and gear and boss fights. And
you have online where people can invade you and you can co-op. It's really sick. We played
early access it's legit so it fully
releases today after being an early
access for over a year I think so I'm
very excited for this yeah it's super
unique and fun yeah it is
Absolutely.
So this is online. You don't have to play online.
But I think what I think I'm gonna do is I'm gonna set up a you can set up like a password
So everyone uses that password and play together like they they get matched and stuff
It looks like no, it's not metroidvania no
So, you have like great swords, you can be an archer, you can be sasa-sala or whatever.
It's cool, man.
It's very, very unique.
So, yeah, this folder releases today.
It does.
Yeah, this is the first trailer.
It's old.
The game has changed quite a bit since this.
So is it more like Metrovania OG Jump King? No it's OG Jump King with like RPG
elements but you have classes you have gear you find in the world you level up
you speck into things. It's a whole ass RPG with a Jump King. Also I'm taking
yesterday. Get Liddy out of the fucking game.
hockey in a she's so like the thing is I like Lydia like she's a cool-ass
character but fuck me she must be so boring to play against ah she pops
top's heat, yep, have fun, single player game now.
What was this?
We're running a Sulu speedrun contest, top 10 players on the run later board May 30th will win steam gift cards.
Hey, cool.
Yeah, you can remove all that cool. This game is sitting at a good reviews. Framework cap,
I'll make it one. Una 20. Feel the view. We'll see how it is. Bad resolution. There we go.
a lot better. Hi. I could try Ultras, see how it runs I guess. Cool. Blackjack, hey,
thanks for years man, thank you. Elchibo, thanks 50, JBLIX42, Elota, thanks 69, Pinsuffer,
thanks 21, Tera, thanks 25. Honestly, we were right not to play Tekken, game is legit a casino.
I like taking but yeah change tall fix saw change of you oh wait you can change the view of the main menu cool
cool. Come back to the streets and get dp'd, yeah Street Fighter 6 is so sick. Are you
getting King to God 6? Man, I don't even have- I like King, but even King is like- if I can
homing grabs and he's like king is not that interesting anymore
first light comes out tomorrow it comes out the 27th I don't know if you have
like early access tomorrow if you pre-order I have a corpa with it
tomorrow once jump in quest release around 7 p.m. I believe I talked to the
devs but he said it might push it out earlier we'll see I'll see if they've
said anything to me now I don't think so though no
didn't watch it in the combo break I was into some Oscar's representation top
eight not that I can't remember not that I can't remember I'm soloing no lads
here
So
No, I got a tutorial. Oh, hi. Oh
Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah!
It does not guide you, Piscot Toro.
May I share with you the mechanics?
Just skip, yeah, Toro.
Objective!
Hunt, gather, and run.
Hunt for resources, gather across the maze.
Gather where you can before it's taken from you.
Manage your timer, stamina, your choice carefully.
Build your escape route, piece by piece.
And when the moment comes, run.
So you're kind of on a timer in this.
I take it.
Move through the maze, collect items, and stay alive.
Sliding.
Build momentum by sprinting and crouch to slide forward.
Yeah, what happens if you get locked in the mace during nighttime?
All right.
Following a slide with a jump can launch you further.
Cart.
Use the cart to carry materials or move them.
Switch station or mode to access.
Crofting table, campfire or sleeping bag.
Okay.
Hey, this looks like the forest.
Scan items.
Oh, you have like a vision.
Okay.
Cool.
Looting.
After killing a creature, strike its body with an axe or hunting knife to harvest.
Different creatures produce different materials.
Oh, the hunting knife can drop twice as many materials as an axe, that's better for that.
You can carry three weapons and tools, everything else goes in your cart.
Okay. Damn.
And B, you have a craft book.
Put materials in a car, go to a crafting table and draw with it.
Pick what you want to craft.
waste stones and let's you travel between the start area and the maze
activating a waste stone in the start area act for another waste in the maze
a portal will open between them use the portal to travel to get up here is for
your raft stats health hunger willpower base willpower clothing weight
yep escape raft build the rafts you can escape bottom materials would drop them
inside a fenced area and drive with a workbench to build hey I like this it
actually sounds pretty cool whoa insane and the same mouse sensitivity
alright it's a lot of info here scan for items yeah we have tools here a hunting
acts, wooden torch, a hunting axe. Okay. Is this 75 FOV? It feels like a lot more.
So you can cook raw food here and stay cozy. And this is can be broken with a
weapon or a kick.
That's a little loud.
Super kicker.
some energy bars so i can drop this in the cart
in case i need some energy okay
yeah kick kick mechanics also is sick uh jumping quest whenever it comes out yeah
Oh, it's 75. Oh, yeah, vertical. There's the escape raft and this is all you need. Okay.
And this is the waypoints. Or the maze points. Oh, shit. Okay, I guess I'll push the card
and try to live.
D'Miro.
Hi, I'm Terry Ciccian,
a new streamer that reminds me a bit
of you in your younger years.
He's called the ages 247.
47.
Why, thank you Warzone, yeah.
I get that a lot.
So this is gonna shut down.
Uh...
HEEEH!
What the fuck?
Wait, when I keep him on the edge of my screen, he goes away.
Wait, no.
Now he's coming back again.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, another door. But my cart is in that door. I'll recall. Okay. Okay, interesting.
I gotta figure out what the gimmick with that guy is
Your capsule what up classic Italy's x38 thrill things 85 nothing matty or things five professor krill 54 blackjack for your anniversary again
All right, I'm going this way
What sounds?
I'm tired because I was up late watching hentai this seems
Tell me just want to place the Lord vessel yeah, I
Need a bow or something I can't hump anything
thing so I need a wood
Okay, is that spider web?
Whipping?
Okay.
I don't like that I don't like that
I
Loot things
It's being a rascal.
What?
What?
What?
Okay, you...
Being a little rascal, I think because I screamed.
up
I don't know why I defend myself in here.
blueberry
okay there's a crofting here we gotta go let's go to the crofting table
oh you're so fast with this
ZOOOOOOO
Oh my gosh, dude, that was like two jump scares in the first ten minutes.
But they weren't even really jump scares.
Cassie, I think seven, thank you.
We got to check, like, what you can craft.
Here's a crafting table, I believe.
Well, that's the raft.
It's said to, like, interact with a car.
It said to interact with a- with a car.
Oops.
Oh, that's stationary mode, right?
Switch to stationery mode to access croc- okay yeah.
Oh there it is!
It pops out!
Cool.
Okay, now we're talking.
Okay.
Mmmmm.
There's the hunting knife.
Very nice.
There's a bow.
Could you use that?
There's upgrades.
Oh heavy ballista.
You can upgrade the cart, some clothing, materials, make some sticks.
That's great.
I'm missing a leather and metal sheet.
How about a wooden spear?
Okay.
It sits.
I'm searing.
Wooden spear.
All right.
Now we can sa-sa.
What up there, eleven pimp resting in Japan, and noice.
Wait, so where do I put all the crafting stuff anyways?
What I mean?
Need some sticks for this.
No valid...
Huh.
cool okay I get it I get it cool did you hear they confirmed on religious six
Roger Lee's gonna be first game to use it oh it's actually gonna be the first
game to use it damn all right now we know how to craft
Dude, that maze is terrifying. I don't want to go there.
Uh, what do you need for upgrade? For like a little lantern.
You need a cloth. Okay.
You have a sleeping bag, a heavy ballista.
Utilities, a compass.
Duck tape, bear trap, cartwheel.
Some clothing.
Uh, I mean, we just got to go and hunt. And for that,
it's probably best to get a bow.
but we need a rope stick and cloth and I don't know how to get cloth yet I guess
you I'll go in there this is terrifying I'll use all this shit first I have or
I'll drop yeah I mean you can just leave this here you can carry a lot oh
there's a storage crate
Give me the damn deerhine.
Oh, crafting may have leather to make cloth, it did.
Oh yeah.
True.
Cool.
Stick and cloth too.
Alright, well, we know what we need.
Does that work?
I think so.
Yeah, you just throw it in there, I think.
Webbing?
Oh, ma'am.
Ah, what?
No.
Oh, ma'am.
Ah, what?
Ow.
Okay, I guess I'll go into the maze again.
Yay.
Or maybe...
Can you sleep in the cabin?
Oh.
Max health boost?
Cool.
Rest through the night.
Waiting for all players.
Okay.
There we go.
Ascent Saver, like 66, and John Swab, like 69.
Okay guys, Elector, like 79.
Alright, now I have the balls to go into the maze again and try to find some stuff.
Oh, the right side is open this time.
Okay.
this is good as a potential ladslop yeah it could be for sure but I'm not sure
Slads gonna want to play it with that spider
can you play with salad hundreds of not because they're giant spiders in it yeah
We need to get that knife.
Oh, antlers.
Okay.
Some stones and stuff to dismantle.
Cool.
Is there a set-up of a jumping quest?
It's not out yet.
It should be around 7, maybe a bit earlier.
No!
Oh fuck.
Okay. Oh, you know what?
Oh, man.
A stone shark that can make a proper spear.
A stone spear.
I need a wooden spear in here.
Yeah, look at that.
Fuck yeah.
and then there's antler spear we're missing stone spear oh but there is an
antler in there we can actually make an antler spear
this is open again oh no not him I don't know how to avoid this guy
Okay, you literally just look at him
Okay, this guy's fucked
You
you little shit stop his goal is to push you up so you die to gravity
I
My cop
Okay, will you leave me alone if I go now
so I guess he has like a max this this he can go and then he needs to move back
to like retract himself I think that's what I'm guessing
antler I'll have antler spear now
my wife just asked why the devs implemented my manhood into this game
Right. Endler spear. Why thank you, Monty. You found about X-41.
I really want a hunting knife. We need a metal sheet for that. Boinker 2000.
Ah, rope webbing. Okay. So this is- we have all- all that good- all of them goodies here.
We're gonna need some sticks and we need to hunt. Make proper food.
Yep.
I'm gonna make sticks out of you.
Good.
I have no idea how this little storage chest works, but maybe it's as in a tutorial.
I'm censored.
okay I need leather it's good
because we need to make that knife the knife seems like it will be good so
weapons the hunting knife I need leather and metal sheet
hmm well metal sheet we haven't found yet so I'm moving in if I could avoid this
guy that'd be great
Mother fucker, I'll stab your eyes out.
Oh fuck you can!
Okay you can actually stab him in the eyes.
No my gear!
It's fine.
can just run back there. This game is kind of cool actually, I like it. Wait but where
that I die over there yeah okay these mega rules they're maze and they keep
you is that my car it's give me a
fucking spare back all right you know
what you can appear now I want to chop
Drop your eyes out.
False face has lost its sight.
A false face!
Defense plus 10 base will burn light as a feather.
70 kilos and some metal sheets sick
Okay, I have false face
A leather
Well for sure maybe you can make leather out of deer hide but it doesn't seem like it.
Not yet at least.
How some clothing we can make?
I want this upgrade the lantern upgrade I need some cloth.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Yay! I have a lantern!
Wait, so this campfire is that part of the...
Hmm, interesting.
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
you
I
Have a relax in first light tomorrow. Yeah tomorrow
Let's see is ready stones around here we need some stones
I wonder if that it says you can make a campfire, but it says as an upgrade
So I wonder if it's a campfire on the wagon. I love this little wagon
It's great.
Okay.
Uh, it's fine.
It's alright.
I died just over there.
Can you block in this?
You can throw spears, but blocking.
It's getting dark.
No.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait for me in my car!
I'm tired because I was up late watching kentai.
I don't want to be all alone.
Oh, fuck!
Where did my spear go?
Where's my spear?
Oh wait, I think these are where you've died, the gravestones.
Interesting.
Yeah, the despite are you ink my spear?
where's that light there's a big light over there okay I need my spear back did
Did the spider actually yoynk it?
A boar.
Wait, I don't think I- did I die- didn't I die in here?
Yay, I was further, it was in here. There it is.
Friendly, please.
Peace.
Friends.
Okay, I don't want to be here because the spider was here.
Ah!
So who's this guy? Is he friendly?
That's right.
Can I farm you?
Okay, I didn't drop anything.
Poor game's a-jumpking, yeah.
Yeah, what up, Arn?
So, I'm guessing the maze is closed during...
I'm trying to make the fire upgrade campfire.
I need two kilof.
Okay, we need some deer hide.
Yeah, yeah, source under what up up?
I'm great, I hope you're well.
Dear!
there's lights over there yeah that guy is blind I never saw any eyes on him so I think
he's like a sound gimmick
the gate over there is open
Okay, I think we can get the upgrade.
I'm going home, fuck this.
So there's two kill-off we need, one, two.
Okay, so I have this campfire upgrade now.
Oh, it's over on this side!
Look at that!
I love this cart!
Haha!
Sick. Alright.
Next up there will be a sleeping bag, cloth, rope, and deer hide. Pretty easy to make, and they have heavy ballista.
I mean, we can just live in here now until we fix the raft, I guess.
Let's see if Jumpking Deb said anything.
Not yet.
Yeah, we're basically waiting for Jumpking to come out.
Wait, I could go sleep.
Just skip the night time.
Well, Bill, am I starting P2M Friday?
I'm traveling on Friday at Hockey's.
So none is the answer.
Friday, Friday, gotta get dead on Friday.
That's what you're telling yourself, yeah.
True.
Thursday yeah but I leave in the evening
yeah I'm just trying to get these essential upgrades
sleeping bag cloth rope deer hide I mean a bow would be really good rope and
some cloth? Thank you.
We need to get the hunting knife for that. Yeah, we have metal sheet though, right?
Yeah, we do have metal sheets, so they'll...knife.
Just needs one leather.
Question is how you get leather.
probably not by staying here the fuck day you was that noise huge ticker things
me okay yeah yeah yeah I guess I'll die who's that little dude running
around I feel like he's gonna steal my shit
yo this I should be around like in around
two hours maybe earlier I spoke to the
devs they're trying to get it out
earlier than in two hours you
Fuck!
Where'd my cart go?
Alright, it's more to the left.
Oh shit, waste zone.
Yeah, it's behind this wall, I think.
play this with this now I mean if he wants to join
do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Hey you!
Did I crouch?
Stop.
You can't leave the- yeah that's what I thought.
Ah
Okay, all the circle takes 65 light thanks to the 29. Thank you guys Garfield super family spot
Did I see the new first to follow
No
Where's my spear
Lunamaria thinks the raid opened a good strung.
Oh, thank you.
I need to find leather.
How would one go about to get leather?
I'd love to kill the spider, but...
Y'all do number at this game is actually pretty sick
It's quite fun I
Love the cart it's so cute
Okay, you.
Okay, a lot of deer hide.
We can make a rope and shit.
Or whatever it was.
Yep, we could.
What was that a thief the spider is fucked how do you deal with this the spider is insane
Damn, you can actually see the, uh...
Wait, he stole one of the wheels of my carts, I think.
He's running around with a car at the week!
Let me see if he stole one of my wheels.
We did it!
Cartwheel.
I need one deer hide and I can make another wheel.
What a little shit!
Oh my g-
Missing a wheel.
Uggghhh.
Alright, well, a deer hide is easy.
You have leather, don't you?
What was that sound?
Okay, nice.
Oh, they're gonna raw meat.
Yay
What about my body I got lever I'm gonna skin myself
Nice mom okay, I need to kill a deer
oh there pretty sure the the boars are gonna drop leather
Holy shit
Hey, I need dear leather. I can't move my damn cart
Boy
Give my wheel back you little shit!
And then the one furthest away opened up we're gonna sleep through the night. I can't teleport in with this I
Could also you know what I'm gonna recall
Recalls items from closed storage crate only ah no, I don't want to lose. Well, I know where it is, but
This game is actually really sick. Did I finish Bond? I did, yeah I did.
Are you I'm gonna kill you so hard just wait until I get my spear back
Where are you going where are you
I
Stream taking a when I release new character no I
Through my spear over here. Why am I robbed?
I threw my spear over here.
Nooooooooo I'll have to make another one.
I'm waiting for it to release.
Yo, what up, Brad?
Have I ever played Dungeon Siege?
Pretty old, the outboulders gave blend.
Uh, I think I'm replaying it.
No, Dungeon Siege, no, I don't think I have.
damn well, this is going well a broken-ass cart
Fuck. I have to make a new spear. Unlucky.
Well, I just need an Antler and I have it again, so that's alright.
Hey you, lobby lizard, thanks 26.
Thank you.
I need the bonk master 2000 I think to kill this guy.
Did I finish Pierce Brosnan?
Yes sir.
I did.
The spider is fucked. I gotta think, I think every enemy has like a gimmick. We figured
Get out the eye worm guy.
of
now we just gotta put it back a wheel and then we can continue
Okay, I got my Endler's spear back.
Nice.
Alright, cartwheel.
Yeah, we need a deer hide, a rope, and a stick.
A deer hide, a rope, and a stick.
Well, that's easy.
Yeah, it's kinda easy to make it.
So I'd love to kill him.
Yeah, those monsters are blind, they operate on sound.
So don't sprint when they're close to you then you're fucked.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah you walk right into me.
Yeah yeah yeah you do that.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
She's...
It's fine. I have a teleport that's like okayly close.
And at least I got my spear and stuff.
You know what I mean?
The moment you hear them roar, you gotta crouch and then just...
Cause now he doesn't know where I am.
Wait if you keep sprinting you're fucked
where's my stuff okay we just got to kill a deer and we can fix this damn truck
thank you why is Goody like angry I don't know everything in this damn maze is angry except
the deers I guess
why is that so satisfying
don't give me raw meat
I need it high
God damn it
ah
How big is the maze I have no idea I've only been in the beginning of it
Alright, nice. Now we can fix our cart and keep moving to the next waypoint.
We should really get a hunting knife though.
But I need a leather for that so I think we're gonna hunt some boars.
Have I seen gorillas IRL? Yeah, I'd like a zoo, yeah.
Have the machine gopics in 89 by the way, and a lobby again makes 26.
What up, Angelic?
you all let's see here so what do we need was a rope I just need a stick
well there's a stick all right a new wheel yay utilities card wheel pop that
Let's sucker on
Yay
Whoa, oh no, don't lose this now. I'm gonna hunt for bors
Are there spotters scared of a demoted British person you have one of those might have some you
I hear a boar, boy!
The boars! Okay.
I'm not sure what that is.
I think I should go.
I think we're good.
Oh my god, my hearing is all fucked in game too.
gimmicks well at least we have our wheel and stuff I just got to run back there
no it's getting oh it's getting nighttime I should get the bed upgrade for
the cart
I think we're almost there.
No, where's my spear?
Oh, I have my spear.
I dropped my hunting axe instead.
Okay.
Okay, what do we need for the bed upgrade?
one cloth and one rope pretty easy so we just need a rope now so we just need a
cloth now two cloth and one deer hide okay
Yo, what up lotion
one dear item we got the bedding what up one for a state oh oops all right I
I love this card, it's the best companion ever.
Hey Zinky!
Will not play Garf today, Learth.
That's what I should add.
I
Nabel near boy
You know what up little double you
It's so creepy to walk around in the woods in this game in a night time.
but we might have that sold now if we're lucky or if we're unlucky sick or I'm gonna cook
a bit
I'll stay close to this fire and now I'm going to make a bunch of food.
Little, little.
Alright, there's even more food here.
Damn, what a feast!
So now I'm going to sit in my cart and wait.
Are you kidding me?
Nom!
No.
Deer hide.
I got it.
We can now sleep in the cart.
Yo, Convrider, this game, you have a little starting spot village where you have to build
a raft to escape, but in order to get material for the raft you have to enter this maze to
find it well material and try to live it's great it's actually really cool and
sleeping bag oh you sleep over here in the front nice I'm gonna sleep here make
a daytime they've jumped in devs have said anything you slept were sleep was
never promised. Great. Hey, you.
Yeah, Sal, it is pretty late. I was hoping that too, but I spoke to the devs and they
said around 7pm maybe earlier.
Nothing at all?
Mmm, I want to build that knife!
Leather, man!
How do I get leather? I'm feeling leather is actually from those guys.
Now what about a bow?
Bow is very easy to make. I should definitely make that.
No leather.
Yeah, let's make a bow.
Okay, we have that part.
Green hell-like gnaw, really.
Rope and cloth.
That's it.
easy
sick we got to move further in on the left side I believe to love to is all we
need
just kill some dears man
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I just fucked me, I guess.
Yeah, this enemy is strong as hell, but I think if you make the club, you can bunk
them to death.
But I can't make the club, yeah, I need, like, bore tusks.
Wait, where did I die?
Mothafucka.
I don't remember where I died.
Shit.
let's see I was there and then I went over on this side didn't I I can make
Boinker oh well I got I'm gonna test it she leotix 42 thank you
Okay, well I'm dead again.
The fucking spider is-
Maybe I should- you know what I should do?
I should make some gear.
some clothes because I only have this. I need to torso legs and feet is what I
need well I guess he just saved me so thanks brother can you fuck off I don't
want eternal judgments inspect them ask what about it is great
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
It's gotta figure out if, oh fuck's sake, spider stubs you're camping my-
Arrrrgg!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Nyeh!
how long are you stop okay this spider
later.
Oh, fuck.
I haven't even stood in any- I'm getting- let's avoid the spiderweb, though I'm not
sure the spiderweb has actually anything to do with it, because I walked through it many
times they never attacked me. But let's find out. I don't want to lose my wagon!
I'm gonna get out I'm gonna get out check
where's my car wait is that my car okay I know where it is now
Oh, and now we got the whisper tree here, too.
Hey, you might be able to poke the eyes with the axe, that's true.
Yeah, Propheter, all things through your anniversary.
Yeah, you can co-op this game up to four people.
It's probably maybe more optimized for that.
This game hits so hard on my Oolud TBS6 pin when the sun makes it so that I can't fucking see anything but other reactions.
This game is not that dark.
Okay, I'm carp-maxing.
Listen, I wasn't even sprint, I wasn't sprint, and now I'm crouch!
Why are you as hyper since now?
Aaaaaaah!
Okay, I'm just gonna sit fucking still.
I can't wait to make this maze and bonk the shit out of them.
Yo, most of now- I- I could finish this game MAYBE before.
I mean, it depends.
It seems like the raft doesn't require that much to build, to be honest.
It says here.
Oh, you need a loomivore head.
Oh.
Oh, you know what?
I take it back.
I didn't see all this.
I thought it was only this part.
Nah, it's all of this too.
Never mind.
Aw man, you made a mess out of my wagon, man.
My spear is here! Yay! Thank you!
Okay, let me go on the left side. I need to figure out what to do against the spiders.
Yeah, maybe Ballista. What do you need to make the Ballista?
It's not that much.
It's actually not super bad.
It's that metallic stuff.
But we're gonna make the mace first.
Weapons.
The Boinker.
Used for boinking strong enemies.
But I need a boar tusk.
And I've killed like three boars, but no tusk drop yet.
Shit, I have no torch.
There is! Well, if I find a portal, I can get from the base.
Yeah, oh yeah, my axe.
Well, you know what, let's just find a portal and then we can get it back, it's all good.
No, no.
I have all my wheels.
Okay.
Just try to find a portal.
They're not that bad to find, to be honest.
Oh we need to find more bores.
Speaking of...
Wait!
So I have some studios?
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
You, yay I remember, you were in my stream when you talked about this, yeah.
I'm getting my ass kicked, by the way.
Ducktape.
Mmm.
An axe.
hmm an axe it's kind of easy to make the axe just need to find a stone
Uhhh...
Dude, this cart is the greatest companion, is the companion cube, by the way.
Ow!
S-Ah!
Sorry, Gaven.
of
this
need some rocks please
Oh, a food can.
Cool.
Also, congrats on the release, by the way.
I didn't say that.
I'm gonna move a bit I got balls
Hey you rats!
Oh
Is that a rock yes
Okay, I got my axe back. We should go back and mine those
You chat ice cream or chicken for lunch. You can't have ice cream for lunch on a Monday, brev
Chicken with ice cream?
Oh yeah, it's US holiday, true.
Yeah if you're in the US you're allowed I guess.
And I think they despawned.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Well, you know what? I'm gonna sleep, and hopefully, it's fine.
Not my wheel, right? Nope. Okay, we're good. Just find more bores. Oh shit. Yeah, this
This is all we need, we need a boinker.
The bow would also be tight.
In terms of this upgrade, yeah, heavy ballista.
Are you making digital zips work on as they are?
Hey, I made that pinned message, alright?
I did that.
I hope you have fun, Alar. I have some urgent bugs to fix. I will leave you to it.
Hit me up if you want a custom axe, big fan.
Oh shit, Absa, thank you!
Well, how would I make my custom axe?
Thank you.
Yeah, again, congrats up.
I don't know what to do against this enemy. Obviously, don't look at him, but can I?
fucking chop him down or something wait I looked too long
fuck well I'm dead I think
Yeah, if you look too long, the thing is that happened before too, but I didn't look too long. At least I never got the achievement for it.
Oh yeah!
Wait, you can draw?
Oh! Cool! Ha!
Oh, it says all the- I miss this!
Small-Nod Woods rotting though. The bones were human, I won't sleep there anymore.
Name, I had one, I must have had one. Don't touch it again.
Birds meet equals fever.
This tree, a tree turned
it had a face, maybe I dreamt it. Three turns,
always the same three turns.
Cart complete, heavy work. Thickles lighter, feels lighter now for a while.
Always keep extra wheel. They hate loud noises.
Don't step on cobwebs. Ah, okay yeah, so that is a mechanic.
Don't step on that then.
I
Stare
That guy looks like you, he does, yeah look.
Your life regen is pretty fast, that's nice.
Okay, I gotta give back. We need to find the portal over where my card.
Okay, I crouched immediately. There's no way you know where I am, though.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I-I-I don't know how you-
The moment if they notice you you're fucked man. I need a bunker
Oh today is Catholic holiday a lot of Europe is free as well
Oh.
Ah.
Like that?
Huh?
Yeah?
Okay, we have four middle sheets now that we needed that for the cannon, I think, or
Ballista
It's a bad call in UK today, yeah
Okay, whatever you do don't aggro the noise guys
I'm numb dog pings. Oh, yeah, right
So you're waiting for the... for the...
Jomeking questful update? Yeah, yeah, it comes out maybe within the hour.
Amelia, it's tier two, two years! You got your gay badge, right.
Thank you. And Ember, it takes the 114, there everything's one town!
Yeah, we actually need to update badges because people have suffered so long now. Thank you
We need like some later old-ass badges, dude
Hey you
And I need to find bores because I really want to make that mace thing
To see if you can bonk the shit out of these guys with it
I haven't been over here I think.
I believe this might be uncharted territory.
Oh yeah, yeah, it is for sure.
Ooh.
Thank you.
Missing wheel? No, you call him to move if you have a missing wheel.
We need a lot of spider web stuff.
Oh, I don't have my axe.
Fuck!
I don't know where I dropped it, but it's I guess it's kind of easy to make one
Do they only aggro if you touch the web?
Hmm, okay.
Need a rock.
Ahhhh...
Oh...
Yeah, did you know that Species of the Moon got a new monster?
Yes, yeah, I really want to play Species of the Moon again, but it will be...
It won't be for a bit, because of all these heckin' gays...
Oh my god, BORE HEAVEN over here!
Give me a toss!
Give me- What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
He's hit?
Okay, I need a rock, I can't mind him yet.
Spider. Spider, I'm friendly now. You know me. I just need a rock. Yes! Okay, give me
a board toss no wait I don't do whispers let's throw away my spear
here. No. Buddy, buddy, buddy. No! I, I, I, okay. I want to live. Leather! Yes! I got
leather now! What did I need leather for? I think it was the knife.
Yes! I got the hunting knife! Oh, I love the animation.
I don't know if I will just follow him.
At least that guy is dead and I don't have to worry about the big face.
Oh wait he's here.
I got my uh, my skinning knife now though which yields you double rewards compared to the handaxe in terms of skinning.
So that's super nice.
What's the goal for this? The goal is to build a raft over there.
And for that you need all this like escape raft stuff, all of these things to do it.
And for that you need to scavenge the mace and try to survive.
you have you have enemies that have their own gimmicks and stuff you gotta figure
out like those guys are very sensitive to hearing or like noises I mean the spider
I haven't figured out yet they aggro when you step on spiderweb but she also
aggro me there that's not my wheel right that guy steals your wheels which is
really annoying, but he's already stolen one for me and hopefully that's not a new one.
Hello, shit, come back.
It's not my wheel, right? For your own sake, you better not be.
okay at least we got we got leather now very nice so next thing we are making is
what maybe some clothes I should definitely get make some clothes
you need old fabric times three old fabric
Yeah, we got we got Jorts, dude
Yeah, we gotta start off with this like simple stuff you get some defense and
The red t-shirt has so much more defense for you. Yeah, you need old fabric. So let's make regular t-shirt. We need one kill
Deer hide and we also got to kill a bunch here. I wonder if I should sleep here and hope I'm safe
or if we press on a bit.
sleep okay let's sleep I see if they've said anything
Oh, I think it actually worked. Yes, nice good stuff
Man it was like five boars here now there's not a bore lands a powerful presence rains here
Okay.
Hey, you!
Leatherman! Leatherman! Leatherman! Fuck! Ow!
Yo, big juicy Johnson. May I have a bur toss, please?
What the fuck was that? Man, look at all the meat we get now, god damn.
No, you can overcook them! They still work, though.
Okay. Sure.
No, listen! Listen! Listen!
Give me a board tusk.
So much meat!
Yass!
Word class, I think it's 40.
Right, I think it's 43.
the tree um keep pushing is that a leather just seeing what what the next
thing is except for the bonker yeah I should probably try to make a t-shirt
which we need to look for and kill we need deer hide I need to backtrack for
deer hide I think but what we could do is we could find a portal and just take
the portal to go back. I think I see the portal, maybe? No, that's a barrel. Barrels!
Nice.
I like this area a lot more than the startling one.
This seems way more chill.
Ooh, is that cloth?
Fuck yeah, right.
Oh, what are you doing?
Damn we are swimming in leather right now.
Wooo!
Now I have a t-shirt.
Whoo now I have a t-shirt
Need some Jorts a cloth all right
Well you're a deer stay there
Thanks for the wheel, sucker.
It looked like he cried when I stabbed him.
You saw that?
Wait, he's right.
Yeah.
That's a big bore over here.
They have pretty bad, like, turn radius?
We are tusk!
Probably not you.
No.
But thank you, Zax.
Why would it ever be Garfield Cart?
Well, there's no shortage of meat over here.
Garflex.
Wait, what is that over there?
It's like a red barrier.
Oh, what?
There's a giant!
Is he friendly, you think?
I need to find the shortcut back here, the portal.
Let's not go there yet, in case they're not friendly.
Did you see a human manage to tie a task record and level into Marlboro's too?
No, but if there was any game where they would tie a task, it would probably be one of them
old Mario's for sure.
We're just crazy
Is that an angler fish II kind of
No, it's him again, you're not stealing my shit this time
Any portal over here?
We're back in Deer Lands over here, okay.
Is my brother's name Gary?
No, you're getting scams.
That's a fake account.
Oh there is meat here already.
I don't realize.
Okay.
I wonder if tusks are just rare or if it's from a specific enemy.
I mean, you need one bore tusk.
I've killed a lot of boars, but no bore tusks.
I'm a little bit scared of walking into this red stuff here.
Yeah, don't you dare.
He'll steal- I murdered Jeff? Wait, what?
I guess I'll go to the giant and see if...
shit I don't know man I I just want to find the portal
oh there's the portal yes no yes stay right there yes don't you dare steal
shit from me.
Wait, so these boosts your max health?
Is that?
I guess it's just a time thing, yeah.
Huge mid-kit here, damn.
Hello?
Hey, you.
Okay, I'm gonna go back.
Yo.
Okay, very good.
That was profitable, we're getting somewhere.
I can see Jeff running at the portal.
Stupid Jeff.
Ah, we have a torch here, I don't really need a torch.
What's the lore?
Ah, you're building a raft to get off this island and to get material you need to enter
the maze and try to survive.
It's pretty cool actually.
And it's filled with enemies that have like different weaknesses and shit.
I mean, I could make the bow.
I was trying to make more clothes though.
I think I'll just go hunt some deer until I have it.
Yeah, okay, we got Jorts.
Alright, we just need the boots now.
And now we have some defense.
I'm missing a row.
If you do parts of the ref, don't you get some buffs?
Oh, I have no idea.
Not a clue.
I haven't finished a full par yet.
Oh, it opens there?
Okay, let's pull the cart over there.
Is Luna a business owner type of game?
I didn't really feel like playing it after Soros and stuff.
Nice.
Is Jumping Quiz a rage game? Can I play casually?
I mean, it's jumping but with RPG and online elements
Can I upgrade into my cart? I think the only upgrade I don't have on my cart is the Ballista
Is there invasions? Yes, it has souls-like invasions. Yeah, you can't play it completely solo. Yeah
Here, um, I need a webbing 7, log 6, and rope 2, and I could actually make the heavy ballista then.
This is actually, this is not too bad. We could try to make it.
I'm the jump jester, I'm the jump king!
I'm playing to the twitch con is here yeah I am going I am I'll leave the 29th back home
second I'm playing through Luna bus now the game's very solid recommend for weird
weird sci-fi horror vibes, real.
I'm not sure if I can get to the top.
Thanks, PBT.
Nah.
Ain't no way chat's catching up to me on Jump King Quest today.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Blink and I'll be out there immediately
Leatherman Leatherman
Just need some leather boots a little rope is what we need
And we got full gear
That's nice that gives them like defenses now 1510 5. Yeah, that's good good starts
Now then if we want to make the final upgraded heavy ballista we need a lot of logs, so I'm gonna get it
One, two, three, four.
I guess you can like shoot enemies with it, maybe the big guys for example.
Five, six, okay, well that's six logs, that's good, uh, we need eight, seven webbings and
And then just two rope.
Oh, that's a lot of hide!
Yes!
That's what we like to see.
Nice.
Nice!
Oh my god, you guys just wanna die, don't you?
GAH!
Hmm.
Apparently, the devs told Elart to hold off playing the game as they're trying to implement a patch for slow progression and jump Kona features just for him.
Jump Kona features.
Fallster fixing some stuff, all right.
Seven webbing.
All right.
Hopefully the spider won't be pissed.
One.
One.
Is he hiding behind the tree?
You think I don't see you?
You little shit, you're not stea- guys?
You are not- I will fuck you up.
Do not steal my-
Yes
Wonder how much they're gonna multiply
Why?
Surely not that much, right?
I mean I'm right there, so it's okay.
I hate this enemy.
i hate this enemy
listen, listen, listen, alright
Can you not fuck up my-
Oh my god.
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
Now I gotta clean.
Now where did my spear go?
Oh, please.
Where did my spear go?
Jumping course looks so fun, very happy for the devs, yeah.
I hope it kicks off.
I mean, it was great in early access, and that was a long time ago I played it in early access.
Alright, I think I cleaned up.
Yep, looks good.
Yes!
We talked about this don't yes, don't you dare
Yes, you little shit, don't you ever do that again? No
No, no, okay, they stole the wheel that I had stashed
I don't like these guys.
She's need a few more spider webs and we got the final upgrade.
Hey, you!
Hey, Freshtrippx31 dude, Trippx69, just came back from Japan Kyushu region.
I was driving around, it was real nice to come and recommend.
Oh, sick!
Let's go, boy, thanks to the 55.
Hope you had a good trip.
Uh, trip.
Dbz, why not go up here today?
Too scared to lose?
No, it's too easy.
We need like four more webbings I think and then we got the final card upgrade.
I don't even know how useful it will be.
Maybe it's insane.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
why do you do this I don't really need this mask maybe you could do something
else with it it's a bit creepy all right how much more do we need now three
webbings all right
Can you unload cart of base yeah you can
But the reason I have so many things
Don't look at it
The reason I have so many things in it is because I'm making the ballista upgrade for it
It's the final upgrade for it.
I need two more webs, and we got it.
Wait, am I dead again now?
Surely not, right?
I think I'm dead I don't really know how that works yet but I died very close to
there so no no
Okay. You know what? We're just gonna sleep here.
Maybe bad idea.
Or...
Oh, I think we did fine.
They have 67 achievements, of course.
I gotta ask them if that's on purpose.
Bamboor?
No!
Why do you do this?
You only exist to make my life hell die!
Oh, he's just teasing me.
Oh, water bottle, sure.
But I'm here for- I need- I don't even need- I don't even need a lot more now.
I'm almost- why are you-
What the fuck?
No, I'm hidden. Oh this fucking enemy
I killed one dude that armor I got really helped what do you draw
Oh, it's insane food.
Is that used for some crafting?
I feel like I saw it needed to be used for something, or maybe, yeah, it was the raft,
right?
Food.
Tong one yeah
You I see you go away. Yes. Yes. Don't you dare touch my
Come on and he's in spider webs please bro
You
There's that FDP again, which I don't even know what to do about
What if I just stand here and wait?
Is there a cat you can put on the cart?
Making a Garfield cart?
No.
I looked at the board of tips, yeah.
If I move it's gonna teleport in front of me, that's the problem.
I tried chopping it, yeah.
Well now I'm dead again.
Did you steal my fucking wheel?
No! You little shits, come back!
Here's the tree. A tree turned in a face, maybe I dreamt it.
Always keep extra wheel carts, heavy work feels.
Three turns always the same three turns
Don't touch it up the birds
I don't really know what you do against it. I always just die when it spawns
Yeah, maybe you need to do the right right left left or that has nothing to do with it.
I don't know, try it.
Yeah I tried running away, but it teleports in front of you all the time if you do.
I managed to kill one of these though, that's great.
And that's not even with like the best armor, because I can make another tier of armor.
Yeah, what if you can torch it?
Maybe.
Oh, I forgot they stole two of my wheels
Jeff what are you still doing standing around there for?
Listen, I'm no beef with you. All right, I'd be for your buddies
What I have no wheels left
They took all my wheels!
Yes!
I just want to talk!
No give my spear back!
Okay.
Whoa.
Hey, you!
No, did you just...
Let's finish this damn cannon.
What?
Maybe...
Okay, I can finish the cannon now at least.
Something positive.
Alright, let's go.
Upgrades, heavy ballista.
I'm missing one webbing. Wait. Could that have fallen off? Cause I'm pretty sure.
I mean, it's fine. There's more webbing over here.
Yeah, Dallagio, it was a golden game. You gotta build a raft at your base to escape the island.
But to get the materials, you need to explore the maze and deal with the shit that they...
I swear, Jeff.
Throw at you.
I'm making a bow now next I am and there's this and now I can't sprint because they're
aggro's and then I'm gonna fucking die because yep
Yeah, I just yeah, I'm dying to four. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, and I can't sprint anymore cuz I just fucked me I guess
Yo Eliza, waiting for my surgery on Wednesday. They gotta move a very large bleeding tissue growth from my lower eyelid.
Probably cutting it together with part of the eyelid. But can't wait to get rid of it.
Yo, it's gonna go smooth Eliza. I wish you speed of recovery.
I got gigaboard.
Yo, please show thanks for the 1v1, thanks for the 29. It's 6.23 right now.
Hopefully they won't delay it.
But I mean, if they feel like they need to, it is what it is.
now where did I die with my axe
Fuck.
Well, it's not this axe, but I'll take this axe.
Alright, well at least we got the cannon, right?
Woo!
The cart is ready for war.
Use its spears or arrows from the cart as ammo.
Yeah. Ready. We need a bow. We really need a bow. Rope and cloth. Well, what we also
need is a damn spear again.
We're blind, Jeff, but no kill. I mean, you just hit him once and then they run away and cry.
So, fuck was that?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
listen listen buddy listen listen buddy i need your i need your antlers please i need
a bad lead.
Yes!
A row.
Fuck.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know what to do with it.
Listen, we got all the upgrades for it. Now the moment we get a bow, I can kite enemies
and stuff. Well, obviously we also need to get our damn wheels back. But we're getting
there. We are getting there for sure. A little bit at a time.
Do you play on hard difficulty as a normal game? No, there's no difficulty option. This
is just a normal game.
We're gonna make a bow since if I make a bow, I can easily get my wheels back from yes
I hate yes hate him
Have I played Ashen?
Uh, I believe I did, right?
Uh, where did I die?
Thank you.
We need to make a rope.
And then we got our spear back again, for the fourth time I think.
Oi!
I believe I played it when it came out years ago, right.
Was it good? I think it was all right.
Okay, I got my spear back again now to make a bow we need rope and cloth
okay good stop pulling it while he's
fucking dead now in it now I don't even
have to worry
There's need a bunch of deer hide.
Shut up pig.
Yeah?
Yes?
Come back here.
Yeah? Come back here.
Give me my wheel back.
Yeah, go and cry now.
Yes?
Give me my wheel back.
Yes! Give me my wheel back!
Yes! My final wheel! Yes!
Yes!
I actually got him all back, I mean...
You little shit!
I need to go back and store some shit.
I'm tired of cleaning this up.
Okay, yes!
come back listen I just want to okay wait why are you cropped up okay
what do you mean
Where's your friend, huh?
Where's your friend?
Oh!
Yeah, maybe I should just craft a bunch of wheels and just hand it out to all the Jeffs.
The whole gimmick of Jeffs is, don't kill him because he multiplies and the more of
him is, the more wheels they're gonna steal.
And I killed him three times, I think.
So yeah, there's a lot of Jeffs running around.
No, don't you dare.
I see you.
You cannot hide.
And get away from my wagon.
Don't you dare.
Go away.
Go and cry somewhere.
I'm out of here. Fuck this place. No, no, no. Okay, that's a different wheel he just
had. That wasn't one of mine. I'm out of here. Fuck this. No. I see you. You can't-
no yeah you're hiding on the wrong side of the tree no no no no I'm gonna have a
I have a fucking aneurysm!
Oh, I have no choice but to just spam craft wheels until they're all happy.
What do I need to make wheels?
It's really not that bad to make at all, it's quite easy.
Deer, come here!
Give me a tusk.
Okay I don't think they can drop tusks actually.
No YF here?
Wait, oh, yeah, I need to
Oh
We need to go back to base Jeff
Go, go, just go.
I want to go back to the bore lanes, but the thing is I need to make more backup wheels
This is the worst car I've ever seen. This is the best car I've ever made. Uh-oh. Well,
I should be fine. Okay. That was painful, but yep. We're good. Wait, my ballista.
Oh wait, is it when you open it?
Ah, yeah, okay.
Yeah, it's when you open it, yeah.
You have to, uh, place the car.
Only in stationery.
What do you mean, shame?
That's crazy.
Can you stash stuff over here in the village?
Hey, you.
Hero fakes sixty-one, Valigula.
I can be your hero, baby.
This game is cool, up to four people, yeah.
It is.
There's a storage box in your card, yeah, but it's very tiny and it doesn't work like
you think it would work.
It literally works like this, but you have to throw it in there.
Like that.
Now that one is stored.
So you can't fit sticks or anything there.
To be honest, I could fit the leather though, which I should.
Ah, fuck it, whatever.
I don't fit the leather.
I'm just trying to have somewhat of a stash before I go back to the borelands.
We can just take the portal to borelands and then we can check with the giant, thus.
But the next thing we should make is a bow, though.
We really should make a bow.
Oh, we got some stuff.
little tongue here, cool?
I have so much leather, it's insane!
Bum, bum, bum, bum!
Thank you, num!
Thank you, num!
Is that webbing?
Okay.
What's this game about?
Building a raft to escape this place,
but in order to do that, you need to enter the maze and find stuff like a material.
You need to find all of this stuff here.
Hey, you!
while trying to survive the absolute horrors of the maze.
And now we're going to the giant.
Now, could I maybe put a hunting axe?
Well, I could just save this one here.
There's a bunch of hunting axes here anyways.
It's fine.
Alright, let's see.
Oh yeah, to make a boat.
What do we need now again?
Rope, stick, and cloth too, yeah.
Yeah, um, pretty easy.
We should just go and kill some deer real quick.
Hey, you.
Can we move the car right next to the pulse?
Yeah, you probably can, or in the close to the fence.
just like throw it over I guess
just got confirmation 7 p.m. yeah in 15 minutes jump King Quest is out
I'll take the portal there's more deers over here
I'm going to take the portal.
Jump King Quest, bomb tomorrow, bomb the next day.
I think bomb is a two stream game.
And then on the 28th Jump King Quest, then I go into TwitchCon for a bit.
And when I'm back, Jump King Quest, State of Play, and then Gothic Remake Release.
Oh man, it's peak. It's so peak.
What?
I'm gonna go see- oh hi Jeff.
I'm gonna go greet the giant over here and see if they're friendly.
Knowing this game, probably not, because fucking everything wants to kill you, except Jeff.
But I'd rather die than have to deal with Jeff, to be honest.
Hey, you. Damn, doctors cut my ass and I've been lying in bed for two months without sitting.
Oh, shit. Did you just- Jeff- Jeff- No! I say no! No! No! No! I say no! No!
There's a giant over here. Yeah, I hope your ass is flying, minty.
Is it minty?
Throwing weapon is so satisfying in this.
Yeah, there's no way you get the tusks from boars.
Well, it probably is a boar, but it's like a boss boar or something,
because they've never dropped one, and I've killed a lot of them.
Oh, it's from whatever that is.
Yeah.
Hi, buddy.
Are you friendly?
I did not really expect anything else.
There is a whole g-bolse there, that's how you get the weapon.
Oh, fuck, rob into my spear now. Oh, please.
Thank you, Trim. And Alex thinks 96. That's why I don't think 58. And Rika thinks 126.
What happened to my spear? Give me fucking spear back!
Yeah, I think we need to fix the ballista for this.
I mean, the thing is, the ogre, the Cyclops, is not the boss.
It's the hog behind him that runs around there, I think.
I could be wrong, but I think it is.
Yo Shords, my finger's hovering over the submit button for handling my master's thesis, and I'm so scared.
Oooooh, nah.
You'll be fine, brother.
Skarnhog.
Yeah, Skarnhog is definitely the one walking over there.
What happens if I go here?
Oh.
Oh.
That's why there's angler fish monsters in here.
Yep.
Fuck.
So how do we get past this guy though?
There is Luta there. Yo, hug.
Maybe you just sprint. We gotta test it, but I don't want to lose my spear over on the other side there
So I'm gonna throw my shit in here
Okay, so it's just death
So what we need is well if we have a bow we could lure this hog out
Yeah, I could try behind him too this is why we yeah, we can also go here
But the thing is the Cyclops is guarding something and I want to find out what it is
So I'm gonna run and yoink it step by step.
Oh, it's a bow and arrow. It's a wooden bow.
This is how you get the bow, man.
Oh, yeah, what if he sleeps during nighttime?
Oh, that's actually kind of smart.
What if he sleeps during nighttime?
There's like no baiting this attack, it's so quick.
Whatever, we'll try it the other way.
At least we know there's a bow there.
The bow is really not bad to make though. I just need to kill some deer and I got it.
I can try his back, yeah. There is some space behind him, that's true.
Oh wait, don't grab this yet, we don't know if it's gonna get stuck there.
Well that does seem to work.
Didn't allow jumpscare yet, man the first 10 minutes of this game was terrifying.
Have you ever planned on playing the new Earth Tainagrad DLC?
Wait which one was that? You mean the underwater one?
Or whatever?
was a cyclops leaping
I don't think he is...
...or?
of
the
the
baby he is
Are you sleeping Ogre?
No, I see his eyeball open.
The boys lost episode 5.8 out of 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm guessing I can't sleep here because I'm too obviously too close.
Wait, it worked?
What are you?
Okay.
He just took my entire card!
I'm going to try to boss.
You definitely need a bow. Definitely. But it's actually Jump King Quest release in
three minutes so yeah yeah I'll get the dog out before I'm not gonna exit here
save game oh wait there actually is difficulty I'm on standard game play
hmm doesn't say any difficulty here all good actually pretty cool game this one
but Jump King Quest is in two minutes I'm gonna get the dog out before before
for...
Jump Game Class 3S
Dude, check out my...
Oh wait, well wait for them to push the patch.
Play now, the game's not out yet.
Dev has told me 7pm, it's in one minute.
And it's gonna be a little bit later, I guess, like a few minutes, because Steve must like push it or whatever
Okay
it out.
So I need to restart.
Hey, you!
You did an update?
Yeah, I might need to restart Steam.
Yeah, it's updating.
Yeah!
And it's done soon.
Let's go.
Wait, the Gambo?
Wait, we're not done fighting.
We're blue.
Oh, shit.
I thought you were done.
Our blue team won.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad. My bad.
Yeah, I'll make a new save file. Yeah, of course.
This would not endure
For when Gludas held his mind upon the lands
The bargain golfed the base of the air
Chaos flourished not again
Tainted by the dark flux
Refume broke the first rule with hornbore as his vessel
He used to the power of the one babe
Using the babe rings, his demon barons enslaved all in a grip of death.
Yet, one seemingly insignificant mud man defied his fate.
Stealing the babe from the Lord of Darkness, the first jump king was crowned.
But in the moment of his fall, he bereft him and veiled his prophecy.
Red stars herald my champion, the chosen will rise.
With the tide of Arma-Bogan!
Yeah!
Armabuggin follow question up you can figure network settings for online play
We're not collected. We do not collect this data all says can be just a matter of in the settings menu. Let's go
They're gonna be you may during online playing you may spontaneously encounter other players in the game world
The game is designed to be played in multiplayer offline plays also full supported simply select no to play offline. No, but obviously yes
It's like yes to get settings recommended for streaming
If you're tired by my opinion, is it much making your own
experience, otherwise, is it going to harm with a default
setting?
Yeah, I mean, I'm strumming.
Ah, cool.
I don't know how I like optimized this is but emotional film grain gotta remove that
I'm not sure how that will be in this game to be honest.
Yeah!
Fuck yeah, this is awesome.
step one of five there's complete baldness severe balding pattern faithful
taunser? Oh, crew cut! Yeah. Dashing coiffure. Wavy hairdo. Oh, voluminous locks. Okay, those
are the ones to choose from. Yeah, I'm Chad, dude. I like this already. Maybe this brown
one. I'm not gonna be bald. I'm this. Yeah, I like this. This is sick. Yeah. Oh, choose
inclination. Yeah. So yeah, adventurous, honest and straightforward, high in metal with
composure and faith. You're well suited to wield regular straight swords, halberds and
Spears and here's the starting equipment they have the hero sword that scuffed leather
shield hero helmet yeah it's got a hero set barbaric strong and gutsy your high
crudeness combined with impulse let's use clubs access another brutal and
Practical weapons with great effect starts with the axe scuffed leather shield
The barbarian set yep, and then we have devoted
Steadfast believer with eyes toward heaven strong faith gives you greater power with hallowed weapons and staves
Wandering stick
Scuffed leather shield
Uh, the monk stuff, yeah.
You got Ul-Uvulgar, Entertainer, Philosopher, Dinwit.
Reficient with ferocious and fanciful weapons like flails, rapiers and curved swords thanks for impulse and refinements.
Ooh.
Mummer.
Shrewd.
You remain in the shadows, yet maneuver high society with finesse.
Your high guile makes dagger, scimitars, and other weapons astride quickly, deftly or forte.
Stringent?
Stringent?
The, the certain precise, uh, the certain precise, you prefer to keep foes and arrow shot
away.
Agile, Composure and Spites make all ranged weapons sensible options.
Ranged weapons require ammo.
Yeah, you got a bow, scuffed leather shield, and the archer set, and you got some...
You got an orange wool underwear.
Looks like an arrow, though.
Arrow, arrow, arrow.
Deprived!
A blank slate from the mud you came and to mud you will return, but in the meantime you
have a babe to catch.
Extremely low starting level in health, not recommended for new player.
But yeah, so it works exactly like in Souls games I imagine.
Does it say what starting level you're at or is it just this I guess?
I might actually go depraved, because then you just have a clean slate.
And you just find gear, so that's kinda cool. Kinda fun.
I'll- I'm gonna go- It's just question mark.
Low starting level and health, yeah?
Oh, info, T.
The four polar attributes. The proportion and direction of these attributes governs your personality and humor balance.
In turn, they determine how well suited you are for different types of weapons.
Serpent weapons require a specific attribute to wield effectively, yeah.
I think I'll actually go deprive though, because it's nice having just a clean slate, you know.
Do you even start with a weapon?
Like, will you find one early on?
Hmm.
I'll start the pride just because I clean slates
Metal some mudmen are straightforward gutsy and strong standing firm in the face of danger. Oh
Okay, I think I kind of get to choose
Treadeth thou under the Sun or in shadow. No, I'm not in shadow. I'm in the Sun
standing firm required for honest weapons that are tried and true straight
swords warhammer and maces yeah and this is for like daggers and bows now so I
choose metal and then they have composure impulse
compose moment carefully plan ahead preparing your defense and countershears
with patient this is with spears halberds and crossbows and this is flails
Fist and dual-wielded weapons. I'll choose this. Crudeness or refinement.
Crude mudmen are practical and uncomplicated, picking efficient tools
over decorated armaments. This is for clubs, axes, and brutish weapons. And then
you have refinement. Display their skill and advanced knowledge with bravado. Rape
Pears and Limber Curved Swords.
Ugh, don't like that.
Faith or spite?
Faithful mudmen are life affirming,
convinced that higher powers are looking out for them.
Oh, so this is where staves sacred and pure weapons,
or you have spiteful mudmen deny the goodness
of this world, striving hard to drag others down.
This is gonna be fucking, I don't know, casculottes sniping me in spite dude.
Required for vicious weapons that inflict maximum pain, evil, spiked, and unholy weapons.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I mean it all depends, I don't think you can respect this so...
Ah, this is the toughest choice man.
is this evil, spiked and unholy, this is stave's sacred and pure, so what is evil, spiked,
I mean, it might not matter. Well, these are the attributes you have to level.
So, yeah.
Hair equals evil. No, hair equals good. It's bald equals evil.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm actually leaning towards faith.
I am.
I have faith that I will.
I'm evil.
No, I'm not.
Spiked weapons, blood.
That's true.
And unholy weapons.
No, I'm choosing spy. Yeah, I'm choosing spy like this
True name your true name is best kept secret only revealed to trustworthy companions. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna just name myself
And this moniker is what you present to strangers do I have to pick one?
April juice was there Elias oh shit there is my name is actually here I mean I
gotta go with that right
alright there's Ella too that's true it's even better yeah I think you have to
You had to pick one of these, I think.
Okay, it's like that, cool.
Alright, let's do it.
Origin sand.
Parastyle dashing, brown deprived, yeah.
I think it sounds good, man, let's go.
Oh, I'm so excited.
In the perfect world, people like you would not exist.
Prophesized to be one of the cursed Redfin, Psychobark, the bringer of unbogging rites
for deep.
The target of the Highlands now.
Indeed, the powers that be seek to stop this flood at any cost.
But there are those that seem unstoppable.
Evil Lord Croc is gathering an army from the land with a sunroof shire.
His ultimate plan, dominion over the heights using the babe and her mythical powers.
But in these lands, there are few left who dare leave.
No, this is not the perfect world.
Still, the legend reigns.
There is a smoking hot babe at the top.
Dude, the production volume is crazy!
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
There you are, cousin!
And I'll add a lonesome stream and don't eat it so easily, Ragefated.
Gnosko thinks he can keep you and me locked in his dung heap, huh?
I must laugh.
Heh heh.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Hey, you.
Well, we're about to prove them all wrong, aren't we?
You and me?
Gosh.
You'll figure out the rest on your own, I trust.
I shall await you outside, cousin.
Alright.
It starts!
Hell yeah, keep to the sell.
I'm in mud.
Yo.
By any secret over here?
Inventory here?
Sick.
Edfin prison would you be quiet? Hey, I'm getting out of this dump. You'll see
The babe is real I know she is the babe isn't real. Why do we all want to jump up huh explain it dude? You can't
I don't remember if you can like drop down in this game
Oh there's a gate. Oh wait, holding down a press F yeah. That's how you do it. Hey there.
Hi there. Gnostcom took all of our stuff when he threw us in here. But listen, I managed
to get my own precious thing inside, but now it's gone missing. I was so damn happy I managed
to get it to the inside and now it's gone.
SHUT UP! I'm focusing on my training!
I'm gonna get so strong if you just shut it I'll escape! Yeah!
The babe is mine! Ahaha!
Don't mind the fool out there. There is no way we're getting out of here.
You've seen the warden, right? He's huge.
Listen, I'll tell you, alright? If it's my hat, okay? I lost my hat.
If you see it, can't let me know?
Sure.
We're all on the same team here.
Think I found your hat, buddy.
I found a band-ed hood.
Give it-
Okay, you know I'll give it back.
What? You found it!
Well, thanks. I'm with-
I'm with the bandits man. I can't believe they caught me shouldn't have tried to sneak past the tree house
But who wants to be kept down in red crown for alternative, you know?
I had to be smart about the marbles too
Easier than the hat though
Now I need your bandit hat
Let me tell you I was bandits stick together in red crown
We only pilfer an ambush from guys that aren't bandits who isn't isn't a bandit
It's obvious man. You can tell who's part of the game by what they're wearing
Take back the hat. You think I'm afraid of you? You don't even have a weapon.
The hat's mine. Mine! Haha! Yeah, I don't have a weapon.
Bird? Wow, you have like no health.
I need a weapon secret okay who's this guy hey squirt what you're doing hey
want some chicken yeah haha of course there's more where that came from kid
Haha! What? I'm redfin' something the new block are acting up. Well, they ain't feeding us proper down here,
as for sure. Ain't no reason to get all rowdy. But I can tell you got a bit more
substance between your ears. So here's the deal. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Alright, if you see anything, let me know. We're all cast in the same muddy mole, kid.
Ah, don't be forgetting, us mudmen gotta work together to survive, has it got anything for me?
That guy smuggled in contraband. Really now, the guy in the bogwater block huh? Figures them red thumb bandits aren't the brightest are they?
Alright then, you've done good. Ha ha ha.
I don't fucking snitch, monster.
Now I know your will to cooperate, it just so happens.
I got me a couple of fried wings here, crispy and all.
Hell yeah.
I'll let this nag one more for now.
I got more for you, kid, but we gotta work together, you know?
This place ain't so bad.
Would you rather be in the Gurgle Vale?
Roof over head, corner to relax.
And counter blessings, kid.
So got anything for me?
Nope.
shame you must be hungry yeah I ain't got anything
gurgleville rest all right
I'm snitching
Yeah, I'm coming. Hold up. Yeah, I was checking to see if there's like a secret here, but
nothing. Nothing. What up? Redfin, you're a Redfin too, aren't you? Why am I even asking?
They're all red fins in this babe forsaken place.
Oh, I wish I'd joined the bandits, then I'd know what to do, how to fight.
They hate us red fins, just because we know in our hearts what's up there.
The legend has to be true.
I can feel it burning in my heart, my whole body.
You remember too, don't you, before even opening your eyes.
Before ever having stood upright, your legs started twitching too.
The radiance above opening your eyes.
Never forget that.
Okay.
Uh, they're the sick ones.
Trying to crush what's only natural.
We can't sit still.
We must strive ever upwards.
Nothing else.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Boy!
Hmm, I have no gear.
This game is co-op, uh, if you want to, yeah, but you have, like, invasions and stuff.
You'll randomly encounter players.
Oh, fuck.
I have no weapon!
I wonder if I can find a weapon.
I mean this is why starting deprived, because you don't have any starting gear.
Most definitely is some though.
Ah.
Hey, you.
Oh yeah, there's a map here, yeah.
Sick.
Right.
Yeah, you lose health when you splatter I just want to see
nothing chill buddy we need to find like a shitty weapon chicken wing nice now I
I can eat. Oh, I'm not sure. I don't think I'll waste that.
My- my chicken wing.
deathless playthrough highly doubted when we played early access the fucking
frog boss it was so funny is that I got randomly paired up with chats and we got
destroyed by that frog boss
Well, I need to find a weapon. I'm sure I will.
I just don't have a weapon because I started I started deprived because then you get to
put like your own stats and stuff but I'll find a weapon just just wait let me
cook a bit whoops
Okay.
Aha, look!
A metal pipe.
So W or Q to brandish weapon.
So W is chain attacks.
Q for power blow.
And S to put the weapon away.
OK.
Yeah.
No, it's just a tutorial.
Like, Q for strong attacks.
W for not strong attacks.
That's it.
Humeral slope.
Okay.
Do weapons break in this game?
I don't think so.
Oh, God.
Eternial hot dog.
Restores health upon use.
Is a sacred artifact of un-on-origin, edible, regrows when combined with humoral slope.
Oh, regrows when combined with slope.
Three gills should be enough for a buy.
Regrows the eternal hot dog.
Yeah, it's the estus. Yeah, you see it bottom, uh, bottom left. It's been a while since
I played early access, I don't remember that. Well, now it's coming back to me, the hot
dog.
All right
There's even jump attacks
It's so sick this game is full of release now.
Damage numbers, yeah.
Oh yeah, maybe I could go back for the red hat.
I'll try it, yeah, that's a good idea.
any secret? No? Is there a break of a wall? I don't know. Don't remember. There is secrets.
is for sure yo I'm back with a vengeance go away no you're not gonna
threaten me with those puny fists of yours again right take back the hat hey
hey please take it easy put that weapon away please don't hurt me I don't want
trouble just take it yeah mine now thank you sucker
man I was so happy again now I'll never be happy not without my hat leave
trader wait can I whack him no
chat he's a bandit I'm doing him a favor
the stats on the hat impulse plus one crudeness plus one I'm not sure I have
crudeness did I
yeah right now I don't think you connect anyone because this is just like a
tutorial I could be wrong but I think
that's fucking caskell on song
in the hinge. We're spooked on the wall? Right to the left? I didn't see any spooked anywhere.
I think I might be a one guy.
Max Joe?
Oh yeah, I got the weapon up there.
Uh, down there. Left there.
was this yo oh I learned to wave and we on pins oh you can trade for gestures
Now how do I use gestures?
Good question.
Okay, I see.
Oh, so all of them are to the left and this is upward- oh, that's actually re- very nice.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Yeah, that's- that's really smart.
Because now you just cycle the gestures here, but if you want to switch to food items, you
go here.
items that will be left or right. So that's really good.
Is there stamina in this game? No, no stamina.
Alright, we'll go here.
Yeah, I'll play with keyboard. I always play jumping with
keyboard.
Is this a souls slide?
Yes!
It is!
This is a fog gate, I think. Yeah, it is. That's where the boss fight is.
What's to the left?
Ooh.
What's this?
Oh, it's a shield. Right.
Tab to equip the shield pull to lid shield
Press e to wheeled shield like this
Yeah, hold e while walking backwards to retreat while blocking press s to put it away
Hey, you.
I remember I first started watching you back in 2020 when we did some jumping DLCs.
I'm always here for more jumping.
Yo, let's go.
This is a crazy game.
It's so unique.
Obviously, it takes a lot of inspiration from souls, but it's genius.
Oh, you can't pause for like, hold on.
the shield is durability I gotta do like perfect jumps to get over okay right
there I can parry alright yeah you do regain your your blocking after a bit
you do. Alright.
I don't know where I should put myself. Maybe a removed chat? Or... oh no the bulgur!
Yeah, I could go over here, I guess.
Hey, you!
Shield is so strong, man.
Like, they get stunned forever when you block.
And then I'm... yeah.
Yeah, yeah, when you when you hold the shield it just auto blocks
That's a max jump.
Mobs can drop weapons and armor.
Yeah, you can farm gear and shit.
Oh, I got this shortcut now, okay.
Big key?
All right
Prison entrance, I just locked from the other side. All right
What's this game about getting to the babe at the top? I'm great Cory. It's so fun. This game is out
Splat.
So over here then past the max jump.
Zoo.
Zoooooo
Or slope please
Hmm wonder if I can go back
Yo, what up wait why are you running loose wait right there
You alright?
Hey, you!
Get back at him, no.
Oh, he's pooping!
Oh yeah, of course.
Huh.
Big boss fight here.
Hey cousin!
The five sides show up, incredible!
You must have hurt your head pretty badly when they caught you.
You don't even remember the name of your saver, do you?
The name of the very one who saved you from crawling in your own dirt forever more the name of me
Very well. I'll tell you my name
Me the most powerful jumper in history and my name is
Percy Nileborn
Neil before me. Haha. I just messing around of course. I
Wonder do you even remember your own name?
Sure.
Ah, Elias, that's right.
You shouldn't go around revealing a name like that to just anyone.
Some may take offense.
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Stick with Ella, okay?
Alright.
So, Ella, right?
Now that you've finally arrived, why don't we go and find the exit?
To be fair, you have a certain quality that the other vermin in this dungy black
Yes, we shall make a great team you and me
Ha ha only that foul warden stands between us and total freedom now
But we will take him down together easily. Oh, and I'm sure you want your belongings back
They must be in this chest. I found it certainly looks like they would fit you
Laugh
just a jest cousin just a jest well then let us proceed as agreed I'll be the
rear guard you can rely on me yeah I don't have any gear because I'm deprived
well I got my paper bag I guess yay that's great
Is there a bed in here?
Or is this a- Yeah, oh yeah, I'm back here now, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright.
I remember this warden fight being kinda hard.
But that's because you gotta get used to the combat and the controls.
He hurts.
Oh fuck you can't, I wanted to increase the music, but I can't.
How do you stamina?
We just kill him.
Oh, you think you're smart, huh?
I mean this works just don't fix what ain't broken all right
I could have jumped over that, it was free.
Oh, seeing if you could dodge with that!
I want to see if you could dodge by hanging.
You probably can on this horizontal slash, I guess.
well the bed is all the way down there I need to get some slope actually no I
don't I do have a chicken wings they're in my pocket yeah I mean we're good I'll
come up oh my loop it out it's 120 oh yeah there's slope here I think yeah they
give you a full slump here. Is there a parry? Uh, don't know. Not with this shield at least.
I can definitely charge up that.
Right there if he does that I'm gonna do a high crush or low crush strong attack
But this one I'm just gonna jump and one, two, parry or block.
of
the
death of
death
of
I'll press the wrong button.
Yeah, it's the first boss like this sort of boss basically.
It hurts when you don't have any armor.
Now losing we're winning.
I want to do the big jump attack.
I'm gonna greed.
What's up?
Nice.
There's no iframes or any jumps, no.
Not that I think it is.
Chicken!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Don't slap me!
the boots put them on
Did I get boots?
Oh shit, boots of fate!
Spite plus one, metal plus one.
Strange Whisper seems to whisk from within, even while simply holding the boots.
What?
Damn, they're edgy!
Muddman, you who claim the boots of fate.
No.
You.
How dare you step into my boots.
This is not your fate.
Oh, you can take them off.
You can.
Aww.
Interesting.
Aww.
I guess there's a full set for that.
I leveled up. Hmm, there is something here.
Fuck, I wanna go back.
Hey cousin, how perfect, I'll just take these.
Oh, thanks for holding them for me, he took the boots.
They didn't belong to the warden anyway, now then.
What's that stench?
Don't tell me.
You went down the latrine?
Didn't you see the note I left you?
Anyway, we're out now.
We're heading to my uncle in Red Crown Woods.
I had word it's urgent, so we should hurry, let's!
I wanna get back!
I
Lube those ones when an armistage a geek takes 15 to don't take 66 as don't yeah, or a banger
No, you can get back there. I am certain you can get back to the prison
There's most definitely a way to do it because there is there was still stuff to do here
That I don't think I had access to yet, so
Oh, hi. So you're the one who claimed the boots of fate. Yes, I could feel it. That's
That's why I came down here, see?
You could be the chosen one, you know?
Anyway, thank the Lord you took them from that disgusting warden guy.
Ew, ew, ew!
If you want me, you'd better come to my tower.
See you around.
Right.
I wonder when the online starts kicking in.
I remember in the forest, yeah.
This is when I started seeing players, I think.
This is like the first game!
Open map. The mangrove pitch.
Oh, there's something here.
Oh, I got a slope.
Nice.
You have heard the legend too?
So you're gonna get that babe, right?
Go on then, get up there.
Hehe.
Say, young mudman, I've lost some things that I hold dear.
They're fairly spherical, a bit hairy on the outside, but nothing to worry about.
I used to hang them down as bait.
Have you seen them, I wonder?
Yeah, my three regular edible nuts found them over in Gurgle Vale. What's so amusing about that, huh?
About the nuts, they must have flown away. The damn bird. Have you seen him? Get him back for me. You'll get someone in return.
Sure.
There's something here.
Oh, there's like a gesture guy.
Shriveled marble sack. I don't even have a weapon anymore. I know I do. I just can't use it here
Yeah, it doesn't let me attack here
Drogues our friends. Oh, I got a pin. Yeah shuffle. Oh shit
Oh, you can sink if you multiplayer.
Yeah!
Yeah!
How do I increase the music more? I really like it.
Wonder if this game will have as big of a modding community as...
First Jump King? There's so many like community mods and maps.
I've been waiting for you.
Okay!
How can I help you, dear?
Commune.
Right.
So, yeah.
can teleport. I only have one though. Need a hand, dear, explain. Thanks to your mother's
grace, I can help you traverse these lands. Commune with me, dear, I'll help you descend.
A link will be created between sacred chalices by the power of the great mother's love. It's
just I can take you back up where I pulled you down but no further okay I see okay oh
remember also I can only help you to places where we've already met the link
sever once you return upward dear yes the lady's deeply hurt whenever her
sons turn from her embrace don't worry darling we can restore any severed links
It simply can be with me again now then. How can I help you?
I don't really need anything.
I'm level one.
I wonder, I just want to make sure like the online works.
Yeah, it should be fine. I'm, I think.
Because you can create a part if you don't need to do that.
It should just like randomly show you.
We'll see.
I don't quite remember how it works.
So pretty.
I wonder what their meeting was like when they, like, wanted to make this game and just
jumping with souls.
Could really use another weapon.
Because I'm fine, but they're gonna do it over here.
Oh, a frog leg.
What's this?
of wisdom are you gain insight okay and uh rot can be used in cooking
does nix i'll have a twitch account i wonder if they'll stop by
i'm just gonna ask them if they have a specific account
There we go. Sorry. Thank you for waiting. I'm asking them what their like official Twitch
account is if they have one. Where am I? Nice.
What a lovely ass game, dude.
Mine ripped no ass.
smoke requires question mark oh you can actually combo into the heavy attack
one one-two
it's kind of nice requires question marks they change so much the whole
starting air is completely different yeah I feel like I don't recognize this
marble sack this missed a note too yeah but is this game 20% off supported
that's chat they deserve it they do
Let's see how much is this game actually.
Oh, it's only 11.83.
Normally it's 15.
I thought this was like 25.
It's a lot of secrets here, I see it.
Ah, it was 25 but they delayed some contents and other price got lowered.
Oh, that isn't that.
But oh, g-
Boom!
Yeah, I still don't really know how, like, the invasion system works.
I mean, co-op, you could just, like, create a party.
A large hairy nut.
You had to unturn a stone to find his nut.
Luckily it wasn't crushed.
It's bristling with life.
Yeah, online it shows kind of here, but I think this is when you like invite or whatever.
So you can create a party to play with your friends, but then like the random online is
just it just happens as you're playing you'll stumble upon players gates will I
Do I ever do Lara Croft cosplay? No.
Ah! Ah!
No. No, I have no plans.
Three accurate arrows, bolts and other ballistic and bulletory kiosk friendships.
That's a mouthful.
I'll be your arrow man for today. How can I help you?
Can I take your order perchance? Sure. Oh, cigarettes!
A typical cigarette stuffed with a mixture of chopped bogweed, tar and sulfuric clay.
Smoke to temporarily increase resilience. Wait, I'm gonna buy one just to see if there's an animation for it.
Slug shell?
Harvested from a shelled slug.
It's all nature of the mineralized shells, so slugs make them suitable as ammunition
and unconventional weapons that don't use arrows.
Oh, such as slingshots.
Acorn.
Commuses cheap ammo.
I don't really have any range stuff right now.
I'm gonna smoke a cigarette here on this ledge.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Nice!
More assistance.
It's so sick.
Spilled with soul, man, is what it is.
No, nothing smoking your soul, it's just you know, you know what I mean, alright?
Locked from the other side, okay.
Secret.
Wait, who's this?
Well you look like me.
Are you friendly?
Sick.
Alright.
Wait, there's another dude here.
Damn.
Alright.
Yeah, they're players.
Damn. Alright. Yeah, they're players. That guy has a cool knife.
Ah! I'm almost dead! Jesus Christ! That bully is ass.
High order.
Composure.
I don't think I have composure.
Do I?
No.
I just like the water drop.
Relaxing break.
Ah.
Secure.
Man's chilling.
Yeah.
I don't know if I can, like...
I can like yeah you can see who they are here combo and more get I don't know how
it works when they enter other rooms though
hey you yeah I think that's a boss fight
I'm smoking it up.
I have huge chests!
I bogged it.
Wait, someone else just joined, I think.
Did he just laugh?
I don't think I have a laugh.
Listen, I'm getting out there.
I'm nervous!
Oh the crossbow cool are you can melee with it
All right, yeah, okay, you can melee with it if you want
Listen, I'm go I'm going to the left before I go to that boss father gate. All right
Oh, now it's a shortcut, nice.
Oh, NPC. Locked around the side. Are you a red fin? Why is this door closed all of a
sudden? Do I have to go around perhaps? Oh, hello! Have you seen Sir Percy, perchance?
What? He already went to Mr. Uncle? I must have missed him by a hair's breadth. I really
do have to rush now. Okay. Yeah, I'm the host that says, yeah.
I'm going this way. Yeah, they're chatters, I believe. I think so. Yo. Sir, with respect,
sir is lacking most important detail. You see, as Igor wandered among mangrove pits, Igor
For a spider-strapping young adventurer escaped from the dreadful Redfinn prison.
And of course, every adventurer worth his salt needs a trusty squire.
Sir is the pride of trusted servant, is he not?
Yep.
Indeed.
Therefore, sign right here, sir.
Eegor shall become servant's faithful- the sir's faithful servants.
Sure, fuck it.
Well done, sir.
Eegor is very pleased by this development.
Now sir is Igor's master.
Now look at that guy up there.
Very beneficial for both parties.
So then, how may I be of assistance sir?
Ah here we go, now I can level up.
Tell me sir, what new insights has sir's adventures brought?
Yeah, so here I can upgrade my stuff, that gives me health, health, 18-18, so both of
these give health, that's required for straight source warhammers and mazes, play all fists
and dual wields, and yeah, crudeness is the, okay, they all give health, this gives one
more health though okay I wonder if you can respect I'll increase this it says
you can reset selection but I think that's just yeah you
Um, equipment upgrades?
Hmm, yeah, I don't have this stuff. Poor as hell.
right crown woods nah I'm not sure I'm going here yet I'm gonna go to that
boss Paul gate first there's a special place a holy place race long ago it's
called the bugle ink shrine I haven't done this for anyone else but you can
go there this one is on the lady I promise it's okay a link will be made as
always you'll find it at the bottom here so need a hand explain you're
forgotten already okay she just repeats I guess yeah yeah
no those are players
Boglink shrine yeah, let's go here
Bogey
Oh, yeah, so this is the home. Oh, I think the music
If you spam that move button, the music lags.
Just don't spam the move button.
How many of you have assistance, sir?
I'm gonna rest.
Sick.
Tree-exaccurate arrow, oh yeah.
This is the arrow guy, right.
Don't need anything.
Oh, just your guy.
thumbs down victory yeah I'll buy victory you hear it yeah it's the molding
manner what isn't it spick of wisdom is that the ones that yeah again inside the
right version I'm gonna test something it's probably nothing to do with this yeah
the molding manner lock for me outside all right
oh chef guy hello there brother hmm gusto is the name and chickens my game
FRIENDS! I'm sautéing them! FRIENDS again! Yeah.
Prices for a batch, brother. I'll cook up all the goodies you've got for ya.
So what are we cooking? Cook frog legs for 50 marbles. I'm turning 53.
I mean, yeah, why not? A batch of frog leg coming right up!
The devs are watching! I got sent a screenshot.
Have you ever had frog legs chat? Yeah, you're all caught now.
Oh, fuck!
It tastes like chicken?
I haven't heard so.
All right, there's a green guy up there too, but I'm just gonna grab this.
Fragment of wisdom.
A lot of insight.
Yeah, double those sevens out tomorrow.
Greetings, Redfin.
What fortune that you find yourself here, or faith, rather.
The Boogling Trine.
I'm saying truth for all of us who wish to flee the trevails and hardships of the heights.
My name is Meandre Archibaldius Bramblian.
You may have heard of my publications.
No?
The Four Scholars.
Doesn't ring a bell?
As I suspect the literature I keep maybe type with this slightly above your level.
Let's say, hmm, however, I can see the curiosity in your eyes young one.
You keep a handbook as well?
Ah, write an extra inventory as you'd expect, splendid.
How about this?
Visit me once in a while, and I shall attach some of the knowledge I've attained over the
b-bongs to your handbook, albeit in condensed form, of course.
What do you say?
Yeah.
Delightful.
Let us see then.
Hmm, it appears I have nothing suitable for your level already at this time.
You already have the basics in your handbook, correct?
It appears you're missing some of the essentials.
Allow me to attach them to your handbook.
There we are.
I don't think it's dist.
It's uh...
Why does some have a red thing?
Mogi.
Did I just push you down?
What was that?
It's Kaleh. Oh, here we have like DPS test
Another Redfin, huh? Still wet behind the ears. Listen, I know a thing or two about combat
This ring ain't the only arena kid. You'll find the rest past them dummies out behind me
To start a brawl with someone make sure you both strike the appropriate post first. All right
Okay. You got the lust for combat, right? Yeah, I can tell. What mud's good, kid? It's still
moldable. But listen, mud that's still wet will bend and dent. It's got no structure to it,
right? You got it hard enough. You need tempering in the fires of battle. Your wet mud's gotta be
turn into hard ceramic kid. That way you'll never crack under pressure. What are you doing
down there. What? Me?
Let's go then!
Oh! You're sick!
Okay, I see how it is.
My man's insane.
Okay, is there a fire you want?
I got a pipe.
Let's go then.
Oh that dagger hurts!
It hurts!
Wait, if you guys both do combat stance E mode, you'll do PvP match.
Oh is that what they meant?
I'm not sure I have it though.
Oh yeah, no you're right!
It is here! This is combat stance!
I'm blind.
Oi! Fight me!
Fight me!
Oh shit, I love his mug. What? Oh shit
Ah
That is crazy I got bugged it round to okay, dude, I get combo to death from one combo
Oh
This is beer baby
Oh nice, nice jump catch, that was a good jump catch.
I know what's a minus frames there
He's kick-slipping on me. No, no, I'm shielding the wrong way.
Stop, man. Oh, shit. My shield is so bad, I lose like all their ability from one hit.
Listen, gear issue!
Gear issue!
GG, Mogic.
I am really surprised at how good that neck coat is.
I spawned down here.
Yo, give me that dagger.
I won't revenge.
End the shield.
My shield broken like two hits from his.
Yeah, you wanna go come on
Yes, Percival. Shit, he's an archer.
What is that shield?
I got fucking parried Jesus Christ
Oh, there we go.
Ah!
Oh!
I like two stabs from his little arm like arrow does this much damage
Oh
I got parried. Oh, he wanted to parry me. I see
Okay
Damn shield I can't get through the shield
I am on the wrong way.
Spaghetti.
What the?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Oh
You're sticking now, okay, all right, let's see
Oh nice jump catch that was a good jump catch
Oh
I was doing the same. Why is this PvP so fun though? It's really fun
First of all, he was level 14
I'm level 2. I'm not sure it matters in this. I think only gear might matter here
All right, moving on.
Oh, that's really fun.
Uh, was there something else I haven't interacted with here?
I think it matters a lot, yeah, maybe.
I don't really know yet.
Move!
I want to see what's up here.
Yeah, you can play this purely offline how much is this game right now it's
Yeah, it's 12 bucks 14 otherwise or 15 so yeah, it's it's very cheap
For a I think this game is quite big
Was this
I guess it's like maybe like a different uh, if you're like, you know, like, you know,
if you want to PvP in a different arena maybe I don't know see what else there
was here
are wait are all these different PvP maps oh shit I think they are
Dude, we could host PvP Clubs in this game.
How about that?
Never thought I'd see the day where you could host PvP Clubs in Jump King.
Yeah, it's multiplayer.
Oh, I'm out.
I'm going here.
I probably should have gone to the other one, but it's quick to get back.
I wonder why the audio clips out sometimes.
It's just the music that does it.
Hmm.
Oh shit, it really mattered.
I mean, it's working, so.
Bird!
Maybe because online?
Yeah, it could be because I didn't do it before I got joined I think
We'll do chill in here. I wonder if I can max jump
Oh, is this guy right?
My cigarettes.
Ah!
I thought it was a wall.
care of the guy no you can destroy him first of all
company 007 for hitman three people is tomorrow for hitman wait what
let's see there's a guy he's hanging up there you good up there yeah I'm going
this way. There's like a boss fight.
Oh, that's off-grid material, I believe.
Oh, shit. Oh, there's a nut here.
Johnny Tiger?
Wait, he's like a space marine.
Ah!
It's fine.
Oh, shit, we're both getting destroyed.
I'm grabbing the nuts.
No, I can kill him easily.
Perry.
Yeah, so that's a Perry right there.
This guy's very easy to Perry.
Oh my god, yeah, that's where you get that dagger.
Mog stole my kill!
Note.
Pantherabyssalmo.
Hmm, where do you see these?
Ah.
We're getting reported, or anything. Okay.
It's a little report, I guess.
You're getting crashed during that fight? Ay, ay, ay.
Yeah, there's the combat knife, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you have a special moves there Johnny's fury and tiger punch
I see
So weapons have a special attacks too that's cool
Yeah, we're not gonna co-op like the rest of the bosses, chat, don't worry.
Got a piece of armor there?
Zoooooo, zoooooo, but it works so well.
More interesting weapons than Elden Ring, yeah.
I got my ass wiped in PvP because I was under gear, okay, and under level.
not when I have this dagger like sa sa! So easy.
Getting carried just like how my car has to carry you to get snacks.
falls. Is this? Inside? Cold whetstone. Oh this is used to upgrade phlegmatic and
melancholic weapons to level 4. Okay.
Yeah we're gonna be playing solo. I just want to test online a little bit. Like
hop back and forth. Like for boss fights and stuff and well depending on the
segment really because I don't want to get like carried
I
Here's the dude again
So...
Come believe it, what is this?
Oh, it is you.
Are you seeing this? It's a door. What? Why?
Oi, you there! You know who I am. He's asking you for sure, not me.
Oink! Ah! I am oink-o! You are nothing! And this is my blockade! Oh no! Ah! Oh yeah!
Yeah.
Couple of scrawnies like you, never getting past me.
And my brothers, and I have,
blah, the key to this blockade, oink.
Have I killed all the enemies?
I mean, I could just put it on private.
I don't remember if they're,
I don't know if they're supposed to be enemies here.
He's gone.
Oink-o's King.
Hey, you.
I feel like there is supposed to be...
I think they might have just killed everything.
It's cool they put names in, yeah.
But no, what?
I'm going to do this, uh, Boogalink, yes.
I'm going to set it to private because I want to see the enemies and stuff.
Uh, let's see.
I don't really know how you do it though, online.
I can't actually do it.
Oh, from the main menu?
Okay that's fine. I think I have to main menu for it. Hold.
Aw. Yeah I think you have to do it here.
Online makes online client offline you can do yeah. I'm gonna hop in between but
But I'm not even seeing any enemies because I think chat's killing them all.
Let's see now.
Zoo, zoo, zoo.
Well there's no enemies here now either though.
Actually I think that guy is an enemy.
Archer.
No.
Oh no it's the Archer guy of course.
It's because they clear them in your lobby they will all they will respawn eventually
well how much should they clear?
You clear the entire game!
There's enemies, yeah.
Woo!
You can shoot through the terrain!
I didn't know you could shoot through the terrain!
I'm getting rock up there.
Q is so good with this.
Where's my stuff? My insight? Alright, let's go then.
Shit. No, my sausage!
I have no sausage left! I need slope!
I need slope. Give me slope. Yes, thank you. More slope. More slope. I like that. There's
no like you died screen or whatever. You just fall down and they got to re-grab your
inside check my steam wish lists wowzers that's just false I got it now no
more slopping about.
One, two. And then you have that one, two. Yeah. Is this from original Jump King devs?
Is there a new game the punch is kind of dank I wonder if it's a good like guard break or something
That's right, is there PVP? Oh, there's PVP arenas? There's...
One game crash, thus far.
There's a you can co-op whatever whatever you know
I meant it likes 31. Thank you
Oh I see Trapezius I see you.
Oh I'm put right here again, okay.
Well that's smooth I don't have to redo anything except re-kill them I guess.
Koskilot is playing? Yeah of course he is.
Give me this. Thank you. I was so surprised by the pvp arena dude. That's so sick. Imagine
seeing end game builds there. Yeah, I better run.
to be one of me on jump king you get a lot of arrows here is nice
side sword it's sanguine a weapon that requires finesse and death timing to
monster a sanguine weapon, huh?
Meh, I want the high-order combat knife
Abandoned ruins while we're looking for oink-o oinkie
What's down here?
Ooh, what's that mask?
Oh shit.
Uh...
Oh.
Hi.
Cigarettes!
Hey, keep it down, will ya?
Boss man catches a loafin' around, we're done for.
Just keep it shut.
Anyway, you seems like a bed and man to me.
So long as the sack ain't empty and it keeps quiet,
Why don't you join for a few games? It's good times, Lug.
If you got some marbles for it...
Let's play a game, Mook.
Sure, bet. How many marbles you're willing to lose, eh?
Oh!
I'll bet up. What's the rules?
People are saying there's a hot babe up top.
See, they finally put you in a game and I'll browse.
Woo!
Game simple.
Draw a card, highest card takes the win.
Decks half a normal deck you follow? So it's 1 to 9, Nave, Bard and King in that order.
Draw the same card, Colossizer. Red beats Blacks, okay. Finally, draw Jester, you lose.
Grab the Babe, that's a win. Yeah, yeah, okay. Let's, let's, let's bet 100.
Let's draw. Use Ghost first. What do you got there? Blacks 6, huh?
This is going to be a pie walk, let me draw a card.
Lacks eight, easy wins for me.
Don't chicken out now you lug, let's give it another round.
Okay, you know what, I'll do it.
How many marbles?
A hundred.
Let's draw a mook.
Use Go's first.
Check out there.
Red two?
This is so rigged.
ah you think out the hand of jagos today huh no way I lose to that junk let me
draw a card lax bard easy wins for me let's give another round okay you know
what I'll do one more hundred let's draw I go first another blacks too with
this is insanely rigged I'm gambling again let's see I get a reds name is
really good though that's really good there's no way I lose this one don't get
cocky now Jack goes riding on my side let me draw a card
Black's barred easy
This it's actually rigged it
Red six
Oh, he got a black's one. Okay, I win use takes that one sheet and log
grab the marbles no I'm not gambling more screw this crazy scams here crazy
scams
Gotta get even? No? No I don't. Nope. I really don't. Oh yeah, I was gonna hear now that
I went offline if the music glitches out now or like has the thing, the popping thing.
You probably fall there, don't you?
Hey, Ahmed and Zimons!
I hate the werebun, but you're worth it, my friend, keep going.
Long time watching something.
Yo!
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, shit.
I really need some health map man. Map? Yeah I'm here and they abandon ruins.
Yeah, I can always farm. Yeah, of course. It's true.
No, it's all good Zeemun. It's all good. It's all good.
God's thank you man.
There's a need a hot bae bomb top I'm getting to her okay chill chill yeah
come on down here please
I like that you can parry in this.
Where you going buried nice
Yeah, it's a new Sims. Oh wait, did I just get a falchion he dropped a weapon a fligmatic
weapon though. It does increase my power a lot. Oh, there is a full gore slash. Yeah,
you can do that one. So you can farm enemies for gear and stuff, it looks like. Okay, there's
Door here you need a key here old ruins key, okay
Y'all curse, thanks 46. Oh, that's a big boy
Oh, no, this is mud here
I had a follow-up on that, and now I need slope.
I wonder if they regain their health.
Is this Souls Jumping? Yep.
Pretty much, yeah.
You can invade, you can PvP, you can co-op.
You make characters, builds.
Yep.
It is, like, if I say Jumping Souls, it is exactly what it sounds like.
Oh man, I need more Slup if I'm gonna beat this, unless I can parry him.
Okay, play the ranged game.
I could have easily killed him, I just spaghetti, I just spaghetti all over the place.
There's no- Oh wait, I do have healing. Just use this.
Yeah, oh yeah, Crossbow would actually be good here. That's true.
I could just Crossbow him to death.
Gotta use the advantages.
An advantage!
I'm not gonna die.
oh yeah you can't make merge true okay I got him now hold hmm I've
throw legs here at the pocket. Yes.
Oh, one you can use for quickly pocket it. That's nice.
Yeah, I've got this guy.
Oh, that much health that gives.
I
Just
Order is key
Yeah, when he's on slop man, I have no hope dog
Yeah, I got lion's claw, it's true.
Alright, Oinko, where are you? Oh, Oinko is up there. You can see the fog gate.
I should really level up though. I'm only level, what, am I, three?
I think I can level up uh, at least one or two more times I have like I don't I just don't have any health
Get bored alive one shot by anything
But maybe there is was this you little shit
Come back here me first
All right, I'm slope mastering yeah, I'm live tomorrow. I'm not gonna be gone for 13 days of health. Oh
Oh, is that the shield?
Night shield, nice.
Okay.
It should be a bit better than the Pultulid shield.
Now look at that.
come on down come on down buddy come on down
Okay.
So another door up there, maybe it's a shortcut, maybe.
I think I could max jump from here.
Yep.
I'll lock from the other side. Alright, we're going in.
I'm gonna get absolutely murdered here.
I think I need to level up.
I have like no health.
What up, Oink?
Her other of Oink?
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, use a bit of a wacky moveset.
Shit, I'm in a bad spot.
Shit, I'm in a bad spot.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm so greedy!
Ah, this shield was really good.
Oinkos, Oinkos Curved Sword and Oinkos Key.
Yeah, the shield is so strong.
That's very good.
Oh wait, Curved Swords?
This Onko's avant-garde fighting style separates him from his brother and earns him scopes
from the uninitiated, yet both brothers are potentially high with big K. You've got mud
feasts and hog flu. Damn, look at that.
Yes, that's the combo and a strong attack
And then you have special attacks mud feast
And then you have hog flu
There's blood on faggot I
I think this scaled with uh it's melancholic no wait scaling requirement crudeness four
oh i have three crudeness if i just level up once yeah i can't actually use this now
oh zyph this is literally jump kink souls like straight up there's invasions you can
PvP you can co-op.
There it's it's literally jumping souls
It's a souls like yeah
Say have you heard about crawl kid?
He's a redfin like you and me, but also so much more down with crawl
I was misled once too. There's so much you don't know.
You've come to your senses by now, I hope. Kroak is not the true enemy, kid.
Okay, go on. Listen kid, you've got potential. Here's the deal.
The Kroak battalion is looking for young mudmen like you, but in the battalion only the strong survive.
You think you've got what it takes, kid? Yeah!
Yeah! Prove it!
Oinko was your first test, so you've clearly met some of our associates here in Red Crown,
but they're still Rob and the Unsure Woods.
Oinko is another.
Ah, the leader of the Redfin bandits.
If you prove you're stronger than both of them, you might just be of real interest to the
battalion.
Just be glad you didn't have to face Oinko, kid.
What a fighter.
Gormrest is still...
How did it come in, though?
So next up, Unsure Woods.
You're up against Rob.
Let's see how you deal with more agile opponents here around kid pale croak. I
Gotta go back and level up so I can use this sword though
Did mr. George R. Martin right lore for this game, uh, no, I don't think so
Yeah, the music isn't lagging now. It's so it's when you're online
We're gonna level up crudeness once
Now I can use that weapon oh my god look how many levels I could have gotten Jesus Christ for
Kinda regret putting Impulse here I think.
Well we'll see I guess.
Putting the one with Staves could have been cool maybe.
Uh, now I'm level 7 from level 2.
And we can now use this, I believe.
Yeah, it has a check mark there.
Hey, me?
Only up tonight?
No, god no.
What does Waid do?
I'm actually not sure yet.
Does leveling increase your health automatically?
Yes, it seems like it.
Oh yeah, I actually got a new helmet.
I got oinkos.
There's an impulse plus one and crudeness, so it's very good for me.
Also use it
We got the key so we can go back
Is there less consequence in this game for now yeah in early game for sure there is
You
Yo saw that exactly year, thank you
let's see it was over here right somewhere oh yeah wait yeah wait what
did I get from here key items I got Winko's key
unlocks the door to the netherwood block here which Winko's band is raised
oh it's over there in netherwoods yeah so we could teleport back if you want but
I kind of want to jump back down see if I miss something
Have I ever watched their devil no, but I'm watching Twin Peaks right now for the first time. It's amazing. I
Got is the Gamble guy
Okay, that's a quicker one I can use soon.
Ah!
Netherwoods!
Yeah, so it's to my right.
Yo.
I'm screwed how I get past the door. What you have the key? Did Percy? No way.
How did you steal the key from the hog without having to fight?
Because there's no way you defeated him. No way. Only Percy's strong enough to defeat that guy.
But I guess I gotta thank you. Thanks.
Have I ever watched Garfield and Friends? No, I've never sat down and watched it.
So, how about Vixlap here, Galerys86? Thank you.
Wonder how many... how big Nixyle are, the team who made this game.
makes out if you're here how many were you guys working on the team yes I season
one like episode three
Oh, hold on. Let's do this. Oh, I can definitely feel I'm heavier now.
Twin. That's peak. Kyle McLaughlin winery is an hour away from me. I've been here like
four times. Oh, yeah.
I haven't seen the Garfield movie, no.
Uh, I think I'll climb up, actually.
In this tree, it seemed more secret.
Pfft!
There was a path there, one thing at a time.
Yeah, the Fallout guy's in Twin Peaks, he's Cooper, the FBI agent.
Four at the moment, but we're about ten at one point.
Okay, so you're four at the moment, but you were about ten at one point, okay.
It's like a small team, it's impressive, actually.
I've seen you take a trailer, yeah I did.
It was also in original Dune.
Oh, shit, was this?
I can feel my character being slower because of all the armor and stuff.
A wood stick level 2.
But this is also locked from the other side, okay, I gotta unlock both sides, ow.
Oh, I'm back here now, okay.
what is this up here cuz it's I haven't been there or well oh is this is this
where the boss wall is that I care about chat but there's something else there
those I think that's it what up leppa it's great great now I'm in red crown
woods up there yeah there's an area here I haven't been in but maybe we can drop
down there. Oh, let's wait.
Is that Moat Childs? I believe it.
Greetings, how are invasions working in this game? Why are no invasions apart?
had the chat invade my game but they were basically killing everything in my
world so I had like no enemies left so I put it on private for now this dude is
definitely a discord kitten upstream I think I have time for that maybe if I
was like 20 bro I'm 33 think I've typed to be some fucking discord kitten
I got life, man. I got life to work on, okay? What's this? Oh shit! Is that a gear set?
Luxurious, guile- oh it's spiked!
How heavy is it?
Naaaaaah!
So it looks like.
Yeah, that's a good one.
No, here's the thing.
When I was 20, there was no such thing as discord kittens.
Oh, that's in the guile and spy.
This is composure. I don't use composure, but do you still get that bonus then?
Yeah, I know.
Seeing as I don't have a composure, what...
How does that work, I wonder?
Oh, Sheryl, this that's...
Oh, you can see a tent counter here.
curses since this said I have for example it's Gile and spite plus one but
I don't have the Gile attribute I do have spite though so I guess I don't get
that bonus because of it same thing with composure
I'm
Yo
Huh stop looking at me the master will see me go away so I can continue my ambush
Right
that's what I'm trying to figure out like regarding the stats because if I could go
Okay, can I go to my attributes here?
Yeah, that's not those stats though
Because I can't really like see
Yeah, I wanted to see what they did again, but this was like fist weapons. Yeah, I mean it could be sick though
Never mind. We're good. We're good
Did I cannot tell the kick-ass story yet? I will never tell the kick-ass story.
Err, it begs the 94. Oh, it's this! Is that an energy drink? Is that John Redbull?
Oh, it's coffee with sugar.
Damn right you do Zyph, you know when you visit here in the future, I'm gonna pump you full with a red vault.
Don't make it weird. I mean, I have a fridge there.
I'm gonna I'm gonna make you drink
That was the whole point
There was nothing weird intended
Fuck yeah, Zai. That's what I like to hear, you know? That's what I like to hear.
I like the Gorazak. Oh, the headbutt or whatever. Oh, they're fighting each other, right?
Shhhh.
Get back to them.
The rebels probably expire but not now, they hold forever.
Right?
Yeah, curved sword is really good. It also, um, like, it's interesting because in the beginning of the game you kind of choose your stats.
You get to choose four of them, and then you're really locked to those. You don't have access to the other stats.
And by this sword is very crudeness. I don't know what this melancholic means though.
But yeah, crudeness, um, which is what I'm using.
Yeah, it would be a lot of replay value it would, for sure.
Doesn't the graph show what it scales with?
Oh yeah!
Yeah, you're probably right.
It scales with the flame.
It scales with faith or whatever that was called, yeah.
What new incisors? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so let's see here.
No, this is Impulse. It scales with Impulse, it does. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I completely forgot about the graph.
Yes.
So it scales the most with that.
And Impulse is also required for bold weapons, which is Flails, Fists, and Dual-Wheel the weapons.
It doesn't scale a lot at all with this, with Spike.
Well, we could increase some Impulse for sure.
I know it's not like I need to though. It's a good weapon, but I can't even level up
Equipment upgrades, what do I need to level this weapon up?
But you called the wedstone or dry whetstone yeah, I could do it why not I don't see what why not cool
It scales yes, but yeah scalar requirement yeah need a hand no really can open this up
Man I look badass oh I'm back here now okay sick
Do that's we're able to give you a variance if you only get the original oh no I have
a shitload of tastes. There's like any they have. It's just the regular ones in that one.
The weapon has a moon stat, but you only have a sun stat? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so I can never get
Get this weapon to scale with that, for example.
But yeah, obviously it scales mostly with impulse anyways.
A pack of cigarettes, damn!
It's mud borough reds.
Yeah, that's a good combo. Sick. Is there a secret here? To the left? No, I don't know.
No
When an inventory what is partly yellow circle plus three I
Don't know
I'm not super sure
Wait, yeah, no 925 is my weight there
It's my stats plus three
Think is the ratio between your stats
Bostered sword!
Ooh!
It scales with metal, which is the sun.
Okay.
Yeah, it scales super heavily with metal, this weapon.
Alright, in Bugling Shreds is a guy that can- okay, okay.
I gotta go check that, then.
Oh yeah, this has the uppercut.
It's a pretty sick weapon, but yeah, it's not gonna beat this.
It's 24 damage.
Though this is level 4, this is level 2.
Cookie song was girly pop, which is the better song the better the one I've listened to mostly
probably girly pop it wouldn't it wouldn't drive me the same super quick
We garf later? Hell no!
Oh
Slow
Yeah, oh yeah, I got a new helmet.
The red crown.
Composure and faith.
Is that also...
No, that's the defences.
Yeah, the resistances you see up there.
Okay.
Well, you do get composure and faith plus there with that.
The skull gives you guile and spite, so...
Where am I going anyways?
Chilling up here.
Yeah, resistances are better, is true.
But it's also level two, so...
Oh, it's actually way better with this helmet on.
This game is Onion Set?
There is an Onion Knight!
We've seen it in the trailer.
Aww.
I need to go back when I get so I can read about the stab mechanics.
I'm just- Did you have a guidebook?
I do not have a guidebook.
Oh, a bandit bow.
Nice.
What's over here?
What's over here?
What's over here?
Why do?
Why do you?
Why do you?
Oh, he gave me this book thing.
one.
Four double-sided attributes make up the personality of all mudmen.
Metal, guile, composure, impulse, crudeness, refinement, and faith, spite.
Your attributes affect how effectively you can wield weapons depending on their attributes
required in scaling.
The proportion of nature of mudmen's attributes and humours in mudmen affects its facial structure
as well as the ability to wield weapons effectively.
Its facial structure.
Insight.
Uh, when ins- enough Insized Gatherer becomes a crystallized Epiphany.
If you can knock that all inside your carrier, which hasn't yet crystallized, it's dropped.
Hmm.
Uh, there's a little fight inside that can be used in contemplation, they're never lost
no matter how many times you can knock that out, okay.
Contemplation.
You may use contemplation to level up your character, while contemplating the tribute
held crystallized Epiphany is freely to increase any of your four attributes, yep.
Marbles.
Yes, the currency handmaiden can be communed with yeah, I get how she works dueling inventory
Oh, yeah, the equipment bonus all piece of equipment boost attributes usually two per item. Yes
Never resistances you have a weight
The fatter you are the harder it is to break your poise watch your weight
If you're skinny, you may move with weapons and shields more limberly. Okay
ranged weapons ammunition weapon upgrades to deal enough damage against and
withstand the attacks is permanent person upgrade was equipment yes
whetstones boggling shrine jumping fundamentals yeah this we know
combat fundamentals chain attacks which deal more damage faster yeah power
Power blow cause enemies to become poised or staggered more easily, fundamentals, will
your shield to block incoming to maintain a direction while advancing or hold the shield?
Yes, basic offense, attack while jumping is the first key to begin mastering offense.
Charge a power blow while airborne, timing where you're landing, yeah.
Shield surfing.
By pressing the downwards direction while airborne and wielding a shield, you can shield
serve gliding on the ground right yeah the kickflip jump while shield serving
to do a kickflip yeah then there's damage type slash pierce blunt ballistic
attacks gain an orange effect when they hit an enemy which is weak against that
attack day okay and then you have damage scaling each weapon deals damage based
on its scaling in four attributes yes
Oh, and that's what you need this scaling requirement for, so I deal sad damage with this sword.
Yes.
Party, strangers, boss fight, yeah.
Not sorry that was a menuing, but that's good. You see, it says melancholic here,
so I needed 4 crudeness to get that, but I do deal, I guess, melancholic damage now.
What is this?
You friendly?
I'll be if it isn't another ready eh?
The one is all locked up though I'm sure you've noticed already.
Freshers like you and me we need for cooperating these days.
No matter if it's Banditry or Babebat Chasin.
Well, the name's Brown Cloak.
You wanna know me and you're Ella isn't that right of course word gets around faster than rattling snaps
Now it just so happens. I've got some fine piece of equipment right here
Genuinely naturally lawfully obtained I guarantee it
Want to see my wares? Yeah. Oh shit, right?
You have the torturer spear
here. The the Oinko set is here. It's a lot of impulse and
crudeness. Crudeness spite, impulse, guile. Hmm. Barbarian
Johnny Tiger's armor is here?
Hmm.
Hero sword?
Wow, look at that scaling, what the fuck?
Monkfrock?
Yeah, you can basically buy all the starting gear here along with some other stuff.
stuff. Jesus Christ, yeah, this is where all the starting
gear is. The Jailer's Shield, though. That's a heavy-ass shield. Goddamn.
Buy the whips you can cosplay as the Guardian Tail, the best weapon in these one. Let's
We're doing fine here, okay?
Okay.
F- F- F- Fygical. Fygical?
Refinement faith.
Yeah, it gives you a lot of, uh...
I don't know if there's like spell cast, to be honest.
Bogd-
I'm kind of curious about, well I don't even have any money, there's no point in checking
right now.
This game has this cool art style, yeah I don't know what engine they're using.
Okay, that's a 90% jump.
Oh I could sell items here, yeah I guess I'll have some stuff to sell.
Will there be a fall counter? I think the game keeps track in the stat screen.
Got her sell, yeah.
I'm not sure I want to depart with this stuff right now, though.
Yonkies! Nugget of wisdom. Yeah, I have a lot of those I gotta pop, locked from the
the other side. Okay. Makes my job easier. I'm out of here. This is not a metroidvania,
No, it's like a... it's RPG... Jump King Souls... Yes.
Yeah. Jump Souls, yeah.
Gates here?
Oh
Okay, I got you. Oh one of these noise
Fire walk with me, okay, okay, I know those movie
I play with keyboard I've always played jumping with keyboard so even this that's combat is
stuff I still play with keyboard.
Oi!
What a conundrum, yeah. You see, I found an obstacle over here.
Our only way forward is boarded up.
What's more, the board is way too heavy on wheeling, yep.
Besides, these things usually block from both sides.
I would just go around it if it weren't for that dreading, frog riding knight blocking the way.
If only there were another path I could take.
All we can do now is nothing while we wait for Sir Persia to help us.
There's the boss fog, Aiden, yeah.
Oh, but I ended up being bloody blind.
I do want to watch the voice.
I stopped in season 3.
I do want to finish it.
Don't I've heard so, but I still...
Oh, Halbert!
I don't have the scaling requirement for this.
This is Unsure Woods.
Aw, beautiful.
Let's go the other area first.
It's not Game of Thrones season 8 here.
I was good to hear at least.
This move is so good. The range is insane. It's close though.
Oh, the game lag so far is lovely.
I feel pretty OP, is that a cigarette?
Yep.
Yep.
They made a jump king so it's like RPG. Yep. Out today.
It's also very cheap. It's like, what was it? 13 bucks? 12 bucks?
How do Swedes have there?
Uh, hot dogs?
I just catch up with Mustard pretty much.
Y'all be well, CB man.
You got to 10k marbles from gambling what holy rigged it there's no way
What's the fastest way up there?
Through here I guess.
Yep.
I'm coming back.
I just gotta sluff it up first.
Thoughts on streaming Pal of Fantasy X some day?
Nah, no plans.
I haven't played Pal of Fantasy X, but no plans.
I was just strumming it.
Ha ha ha!
Ow.
Alright, frog, I'm back.
Oh
Oh
I'm going back up there, man.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, chill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, chill.
Wait, what? Jack the Knight? There's a wandering boss here.
Chad would get destroyed by this fight as we saw during Early Access.
Oh, I jacked.
Okay, this guy is...
Oh
Does he usually are coming take it yeah
This guy shield is so strong
I'm not sure if I can get the
shit.
I
Fuck
Boy boy no no no your health it didn't reset right
Yes
Fuck
Honourable fight
I
I don't know if I want to rest.
Wait, does he not reset?
Okay, now I can fight you, fair and square.
High order Spotha.
Oh, it scales for the sun a lot.
I like that.
I do like that.
But I need three metal to use it.
I do.
Oh, look how pretty it is.
You don't have any, uh...
No, you do.
Glorious Gutscure
Hey you
Yeah, I do miss all other three scaling is true
It is true, I mean it's not gonna beat the weapon I am using right now the curved sword is so strong
I need a slope.
I
Finished up a little seven already. Well, you mean the one that played yesterday. Yeah
Mdp we're so bad jumping kick actually just hauling Italy y'all enjoy mdp. Thanks two years
Did I rig the boat to give low percentages of the ball command?
No.
No.
No.
Well, I do multiple runs this game, maybe like the magic class.
Yeah, I was actually thinking about it.
It would be kind of cool.
yeah now I'm back here okay I'm close to the boss
I mean we'll see how like big and like long the game is I don't know if this
game has like magic
probably not
Or they're just shooting each other.
I read it.
Well, was there a magic stat, was there?
well isn't it just like staff or stave or whatever
oh yeah there's magic here but that's for assistances it's not like attack or
whatever
I think faith spoke about staves or whatever I think
no this game is pretty chill on the platforming thus far I don't to be
honest I don't think this game is gonna be as brutal on the platforming as
regular jump game
clue
That's the move I always get, huh?
Man, target my ass!
Yeah, that's the move I gotta watch out for, it's the only dangerous move, really.
What the fuck?
Listen, that wasn't the boss, that was the ad.
He nuked his shit out to me, okay?
I need more slope. Oh yeah, there's plenty of slope before the boss, that's really nice right here.
Water! Fuck!
No!
I kept my pride.
I kept my pride, okay?
Weapon is very slow, yeah, but it's pretty much the only thing I have right now.
I mean, I have a stat that can go into quicker weapons, like fist weapons and flails and
stuff, but I haven't found any.
I think.
We need this slope.
I got him now 100%
It's gotta time the attacks better because it's a bit too slow for this guy.
but right now it's like the only thing I have I gotta up more stats so we can
have some options
Okay, after the charge you can't do anything.
All right good dodge
Okay
Too many minus frames
Shuh! Shuh! Shuh!
Yaaah!
Why does that fight so hard?
I got the Lance. It scales heavily with the sun.
You need composure for this, which I don't even have.
In the right hand, the sanguine lens is from an weapon even on foot.
I'm not a fan of lenses.
Must feel weird after all this time in Jumpkin that you now can actually move in dodge and all.
Yeah, you'd think it would feel a bit weird, but it actually feels pretty natural.
It works really well.
Boy, Philania-
AHH!
Fixed it in 9, sorry.
How about moveset- No, I haven't shown it yet.
Oh, we can go back now.
Nice.
Let's commute back to Boogalink.
I don't like this helmet, but in terms of, yeah.
I mean, yeah, the thing is, you can, mm, mm.
That's what I don't really get, um, let's say this helmet gives one to composure and
faith.
Do I have that then?
I don't think so.
Because my attributes have nothing to do with composure and faith.
He's a lad, so shit, yeah.
Cause you can see it, yeah, it increases my spite here with this.
I don't think it's all fake stats, we have a lot of stuff to pop.
In our attributes, why the first two are yellow and the other ones are grayed out?
It depends on the stat you like you put.
I have like the edgy stats.
Oh yeah, so you get the plus there when you level up, yeah.
But here it says, metal is required for straight swords, warhammers and mases.
Impulse is for flails, fists and dual-wheel weapons.
And then you have crudeness, which has clubs, axes and brutish weapons.
And then you have a spite, which is evil, spiked and unholy.
You can choose faith here, for example, if you want.
So it's different.
But I think I might up the metal a bit, maybe, or impulse.
I'd like to be able to use a quicker weapon.
I like the Sparta.
It scales heavily with impulse, but nothing with anything else.
Well, it might be kinda ass.
Impulse increases your damage now and lets you try faster weapons later.
It does, it's true.
It's true.
I could put some in here.
Put some Impulse in.
cool let's get a run ball from real quick chat enjoy the music the music us
All right.
Coolie, coolie.
Coolie, coolie.
Coolie, coolie.
Coolie, coolie.
Coolie coolie coolie coolie coolie cool.
I can store items within two.
Nice.
I mean I might as well upgrade this again I guess.
For the shield.
Oh yeah I can upgrade the shield a lot.
Oh, it gets so much more assistance just from one upgrade.
Jesus Christ. That's a huge upgrade.
I bet her apples is punched down all the way when you please.
What a comment.
Thanks, God. They will forever remain a mystery won't they?
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Got money for the other shop? It's true
Don't really need it though. I could maybe upgrade some...
Ah, that's fine
We need to find the nuts
We do
How many nuts do we have? We have two nuts
Now we've opened the gate for him
Wait, the door's open.
You opened it?
No way, I thought all of Sir Percy could do it.
Wowie!
Thanks, buddy.
Hey, I better run and catch up to Percy now.
I know the way.
Just jump up the big tree, yep.
Boy, Kratos, thanks 104.
Sal, thanks for the raid, by the way.
Thank you.
Do you have any progress?
How many attempts have the boss has taken me?
Here you can see five attempts on the cavalry which was there's an undiscovered fight I have there somewhere
Yeah, we got to go to culprit cavern to
I think
Yeah, I'd rather go to corporate cavern
lock from the other side yeah yeah we're gonna go down
You can forever to find Jack the Knight? Yeah. Oh, I see a secret here. Oh wait, this is where
I came from, isn't it? Yeah.
Let's see, I fell all the way down into that area down there, that weird area.
Where?
Oh, it was over here, Waterdale?
It might be better just to go down from where I am, to be honest.
Yo.
Oh, hello!
Cork-nish-turnishield!
Oh! That's where that one is?
Oh...
Cool.
Hey, you good?
Why am I in prison here?
I should be up there helping the Red Fiends find out the true herringer.
Alas, shackled as I am to these wretched grounds, there is not I can do ever since those high-order
fools from the vile Gnoskome descended upon us.
Now they force me, us, to hunt the Redfinns instead.
Oh, how I yearn to abandon this post.
Only duty chains me here.
The knights, they look up to me, Black Knight and me.
It's you and your band of friends fall together.
If you hadn't been so old monster, let me your strength. I know not how much longer I can endure this torment
Be gone red fin though my heart
Sinks a different melody
Duty compels me to strike you down go now and pray whenever meet again
Right oh
What is this then?
Ah!
Alright, we'll hop down from the boss fight.
Seems to be the easiest way.
Was it here?
It might have been here.
No.
frog cave yeah I happen to like this art
style cool that they're trying something
new
hey you
hmm yeah mantel takes about day two
reminds me a bit of trying
trine
Yeah, it was down here the cave over here
It was there
Oh yeah, the running style reminds- yeah, it's true, it's like Arthur from Ghosts and
Gnoblins and shit.
Here, we're going in here.
Observe.
Observe. Oh, I learned okay. Yeah.
I got Bloodhound Fang, yeah, kinda.
Damn, that attack is so fast.
But I play this in hardcore run? Maybe!
Well, it could be kinda cool to route.
Oh, we'll see.
I have no idea how big this game is.
Oh, fuck.
Um, okay, heal up, get the archer first.
Ah, fuck you! Ah!
This game has a lot of steam achievements, but yeah, you've ever seen how many Rat King?
Six to seven!
Gnarly bloodgen?
Oh, it scales heavily with crudeness.
heavily look at my club yay nose flattener
bunk
umga I like this I like this more than the sword
No, the damage, but it is way quicker.
The sword is just better in every regard to be honest.
But yeah, it's also one more level.
do a lot in this.
Any mechanics like ice, wind, underwater?
Uh, no, no, yeah, I mean there's underwater, yeah.
you have a whole ass combat system now I show up here okay I see
oh we got a unga boonga club oh yeah there's shield surfing right
hell yeah zoom out of the map
Hey buddy, I open up the door.
I'm Oonga.
Okay, um, the question is where do we go now?
We can go to the right or we can go to the unsure woods.
Uhhh...
Richie, what up? Here's your Hanma. Are you not excited?
No, thanks 43 man.
I think this is a jump attack weapon, to be honest.
It's pretty interesting to say the least, but I guess I gotta watch Bucky now.
Yeah!
Ah, true.
I mean, I've heard Bucky is good, though.
I think I've heard so.
Oh
Bit of a tough jump that one.
Nice.
We are solid.
Fucker, I switch armor.
Good day, me broda!
Broda, if you got them marbles, a birdclad got them wares.
Me rock saying things, be calling your name.
Let's hear your wares, okay.
Mud-oilet.
Reinforced filament. Oh, you can buy these?
It's very cheap too, what the hell?
This is for level two.
Phlegmatic melancholic, cleric, sanguine.
Oh, here you can buy just material up to level four if you want. Jesus Christ.
Just stack up, that's good shit.
Ways to two cannon armor set and it looks so bad I'll slow back to this.
Sir?
Would I lad this? No, no plans.
No plans.
Um, I do kind of like this big bonker.
But all you do really is just up these stats and like if you find a weapon, yeah, just
up the stat really.
Cool, you can probably 4 player though, I don't think that was in the game when it first
came out.
Yeah, I mean I did PvP in the hub salad, there's like actual PvP maps and shit.
It's hilarious.
I'll up some impulse for when I find a weapon like that curious I got my ass
beat I did but to be honest I was the lowest level with no gear and they had
like daggers the fucking level 14 and shit it was insanely unfair
Bunk!
Get introduced into- are you a 2 to 2 user?
I can't believe it.
Aha!
Balding stars?
Oh shit, you need nine metal for this?
Ooh, it actually scales pretty...
Oh, no it doesn't.
The scale's pretty ass with what I have.
A weapon for those to seek Jaggo's favor.
As the saying goes, fortune favors the bald.
Look at all the moves you can do!
Oh yeah, there's a dual-wheel weapon, yeah.
I'm not gonna use these, but it's cool.
Oh, the dual-wheel drive? I played with it in early access, I remember. I tried it.
Temporarily increase speed with that, okay, I see.
Plead?
I smell it, it's.
Thou art one who crawled in mud, thou shalt be ashamed of thyself.
Plead?
I smell it, it's thou art one who crawled in mud, thou shalt be ashamed of thyself, trying
to escape at the mud, the shell of muck so hardened it, but inside thee thy regret over
fluid, doth it not paralyze thee, or reach with thy hand deep down thy sack, extend to
me thy nascent doubt, in return I relieve thee of thy pathetic past.
What then is thy wish?
Oh shit, is this a re-spec?
I wonder if you can re-put your attributes to be like your four starting attributes here if you want.
Or you just re-put attributes like the numbers.
Inverts, yeah, I think inverts swaps your attributes so you get to re-do those.
and renew is just you get to put the I imagine that that's what it is yeah
balance and attributes is important for health yeah that's really cool though you
can actually respect nice then you can test some stuff
Yaaahhh!
The killing sounds are crispy.
You have a bit too crispy sometimes, in my book.
That's alright.
What a way up!
There's so many like paths and stuff to check, it's kind of crazy.
Shit.
Listen, buddy. You don't want to smoke!
Simitar!
Yeah, it doesn't scale with anything I'm using, obviously.
Cut a lizard like the Desert Wind is a special attack.
Nice.
Lock from the other side.
Shit.
Ow.
FUK!
FUCK!
I'm splitting all of... God damn it!
Huh?
My man's just die up there.
So that means that basically you can find a weapon you really enjoy, then just respect
into all four of those stats, and then just go hard on it, so that's pretty tight.
Oh
Cold wet
death!
humongous chest up there
well this is a bit awkward
Okay, thank you.
Come on.
Okay.
The weather's so hot.
Yeah.
It's in the hot times now.
Chest.
Huntsman.
Cool.
Gile and composure.
Light green underwear?
Oh, you can actually have underwear instead of your...
Okay.
They don't give you any advantage, it's just what it looks like.
Ranger helmet, airdrop.
jump? Ah. Saw that one coming. Oh, there's something here. Is this all slick? Yep. Who's
What's that cool dude sitting there?
Oi.
Who enacted the new tax policies, huh?
Who pays the League of Nightly Orders?
Who runs the up-down consortium?
Do you really think it's Mudman like you and me?
Doubtless you've heard of that.
High order?
Tragic, innit?
Mudman brothers, tricked into turning against us.
trying hard to stamp out the fire in our hearts.
Yet they have the nerve to make us out to be the villains.
Just imagine a future where all mud men can live as brothers.
One for all and all for one.
All for Kruik.
Meet me on the other side of the canopy.
Can't be upstairs if you can make it there.
Plonk goes not uneasy enough to crack for a fresher.
Ha ha.
Hail Kruik.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember it.
Max jump
Max jump chest use what you get random short bow
There isn't like a tree to the right I want to go to also but maybe I'll have plenty of
opportunity to do that wet wetstone yep there's a like a tree over man what
happens if I drop here
Can I not want to get to that tree?
Or is this just like an alternate path?
Okay, it's nothing, it's just an alternate path.
Well, you can go indoors though.
Chat.
The platforming in this game is child's play
compared to OG Jump King so far, all right?
I don't mind climbing back up.
It's very easy, all right?
All right, let's go.
This guy is very easy.
Because he has a slow weapon, so I have time to guard after my attack.
That's Kloinko, bruh.
Yeah.
Ooh, do not knock me down, though.
Kloinko's Battleaxe!
Yeah.
Failed by his brother's weapon, yeah.
A lucky coal?
He's the Cosmos he was blessed by Jagos.
The red crumb band is stolen from the armorer for his perceived resale value as a collector's
item.
The one goes battle axe. Um, wow. Yeah
It scales with every single staff that I have every single one
Imagine that
Not bad not bad timber and revolting spirit
Well, I love it boys also really quick fuck yeah, this one's tight
Oh you got the super kicker? What? Yeah. I lose power because I don't have a six crudeness.
I only have five. I need to level up one more crudeness. Because I can't use this weapon
effectively yet.
Oh. Oh.
Heck, I love battle axes, dude.
Best weapon in Dark Souls?
Battle Axe.
Can you please untie me?
Yeah, sure.
Thanks, buddy.
Yeah, I could have an equipment piece that gives me plus one to cruteness is true.
Must have been a fluke.
Anyway, thanks for untying me.
You see, I tried to catch up to Sir Percy, but I must have jumped out the wrong tree
somehow.
Hmm, yeah.
Percy's the coolest, but you're also pretty cool, buddy.
So remember that frog riding guy with the lens?
Listen when he fell he dropped something. I tried it out. It's got a great tune to it. Yeah, I'm something like a troubadour
But I prefer strings to horns
It's yours buddy, but I need to rush now we're supposed to meet up at the tree house
Red crown bugle
It's okay
Look at this!
Damn, it's a dooter!
That was tight.
Don't worry, I won't be using it. I want to use Kulinko's Battleaxe.
Yeah, if I swap out so I get another stat of Crudeness, which...
Yeah, none of my gear pieces give Crudeness, so I could change to the Pig Head.
I could also just use the um...
This also gives you impulse actually. It's kind of nice.
I could also- oh wait, this is straight up like an executioner.
Holy shit.
Look at this.
Now we're talking. 48 damage and it's quicker than my weapon.
God damn!
I look like a- like I haven't eaten in years.
Yeah, it's less range, but the regular attack with this you actually charge forward, which
is really nice.
Boy.
Failed in the hand.
You may, but I wonder who else.
There's an undiscovered boss fight somewhere below me that I haven't been to.
Well done.
Don't worry, Klunk will recover.
That's your training done, kid.
Oh yeah, we'll make a soldier out of you yet.
Next stop, the Kingswood.
You're targeted as an individual by the name of Zanzibar.
This one's not one of ours.
It's affiliated with a high order by way of the Trias Knights.
Consider it your first field test, kid.
Hail Krulik.
Uh, I might switch armor a bit, maybe?
I don't know.
Cause maybe there's an armor that...
Hmm.
Yeah, you know what? I think the oink goes, yeah, it gives both.
I hope that merchant, the boss merchant guy, is actually back in the hub now. That will be nice.
Yeah, armor affects like how heavy are and stuff. It doesn't affect like,
I can only hear right version of this one.
Oh, I think... yeah, there's- oh, I think he's here.
Play it?
Fuck yeah, I'll play it.
Hopefully, the dead one is here, I guess.
I think he's here!
Play it? Fuck yeah, I'll play it.
Hopefully the devs are still here.
Mald King.
It's actually a great remix.
F*** you!
Banger.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
This is a track that plays in one of the DLCs.
In the jumping.
Yeah, you get a bunch of impulse and crudeness, McGee.
Now there it is.
You joined to this?
Yeah, you did.
But that's the song you hear in the background here.
I mean I might buy the pig gear. I can't really afford it I guess. There's also a battalion
Elite fur. Wait, so cheap. What?
It's really good.
Red underwear.
Yeah, I mean, this is mega chonkouinkous.
But how much does it weigh compared to mine I wonder?
141. It's 101 is that for example.
Oh yeah it's way. The thing is these two they don't do anything for me.
In fact this whole set does barely anything for me. It gives me a lot of spiked but that's it.
I mean, maybe I'll find something else. What I'm using is working now, might as well stay
with this.
I got some frog legs, man. Thanks.
Boy, you thirst for knowledge, yes!
Not sure, let me see what I have ready for you, I'm on.
Regrettably, I have nothing new to share with you, dammit.
So, playing along this song on piano right now, I notice this is the exact same chords
in Key as Omelette Man.
Ah.
Of course it is.
Alright, we'll stay with this for now until we maybe find some other armor.
I want to try to find that boss I might have missed though.
It must be in the area to the right there where the clouds are, maybe?
Or it's just where I'm on my way, I guess, could be.
Was that on the triangle? I'm on marbles?
Yeah, I just gotta farm it, like marbles.
See, I have 1092 right now.
I can't even buy close to the full stack.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, I guess Ballsworder could pretty much tell me where he is. It's true.
I can sell too is true, but it's not like I the thing is that gear is very very heavy it is
Johnny Tiger oink oh
Yeah, I think it's somewhere down there in that case if you could go by that order
It's somewhere here and it might be here in that case. I mean, this was Johnny Tiger, but
Was there something above a Johnny Tiger?
You jump further to swing me there. No, nothing I know of
Wait, I'm not in Boogalink shrine. It's glitched
I'm up here. Ow. I'm fucking dead. Yay. Oh my god!
This weapon's so sick.
There's a room right from the tree before the boss.
Yeah I gotta go down there and check.
I mean, I could just teleport, so it's not a big deal.
I don't think there's anything else up here for me to do in the Red Crown.
There is an area to the right, which I'm going towards, I guess.
Ow.
It's uh this area over here we should go to maybe climb down the building and see
Oh boy take I'm gonna parry
Damn it off I failed my input
There it is that's a good move oh a cigarette
that tree looked like a woman wait who's this guy yo nice hat oh he's got a
parrot in the head hat hair hat hair all the gallon sets yeah that's gonna be a
lot of heroic stats on that boy they're a lad chasing the babe are you
Hi, aren't ya, Redfin?
These days, you're not getting far without quality arms, lad.
Now, chasing that babe was never old arm-old's cup of tea.
Ever since I took out Barma and I've been wed to the steel.
Hmm, you have a solid look about you.
Tell you what, lad, I could give you a hand and improve your arms.
As you can see, I have only one remaining myself.
Is working well enough, mind?
Me disciple Pottery here acts as me Roy Hand.
Scraaaah!
Now here's our conundrum lad. To do me work, I need my furnace to burn hot. Oh, I have that one. Yeah
Well, that's cold as three I once had. Burned well hot they did
But all sorts of scoundrels came and nabbed him, peace by peace
I reckon I have a fair idea where them coals are, but I'll be going on a round trip when he's last trying to sniff him out proper
Well, Armill came to do much fine on his own, so your help will be greatly appreciated lad. Trust your arms will thank me later
Well, I have the thing.
If I want to be lucky, Cole's back, I'll give you a hand.
Yeah, here.
There you go.
A whole big, big 70, bruh, thank you.
Nice.
Ah, she's warming up with the luck of Jagos once again.
Roy, lad, bring me your weapon.
As long as there's ether left, we'll give it a try.
So you want to improve your arms, eh?
Sure.
As long as ether lasters help for you. What?
Uh, so I do have rating. We have 330 there. My current rating is one star, so you can gamma.
Oh, spin star rating needs a thousand?
So I can't do this. How do you get star rating?
Maybe I can ask him about it.
Next I'll head for Gurgle Vale. Okay, that's where the other two pieces should be.
Alright, we'll have to sleuth out another way around, lad.
Closest place to up-cross should be path from uptown, I reckon.
Look at the previous arms.
About Ether.
See, lad, there's this energy-like.
Calls for the babe that Ether does.
Yeah, lad, I'm one at the top.
Well, when your arms taste victory,
they gobble some of that force right up here, you follow?
That's potential, Roy, there.
But you're lucky, lad.
I'm the only one in the hides with sense enough to turn that stuff into anything useful.
You wanna improve your arms?
About work.
Much like people, some weapons are greater than others, understand?
Fortunately, most can improve with time.
And hard work.
Luck as well, lots of luck.
lucky squaww lucky wait the parrot is is helping that's my little line of work
lad I can take your arms in the next level just hope Jago's ain't got none
against you gave me left arm for this gift I did but fool out was I didn't
read the fine praying demons came to trust in I can't make oh my god he's
going a ham on that blade Jesus
What I'm saying is, the results are out of my hand.
So you might have to give us a few tries for the work zone proper, but we'll give it our
best, right, Borey?
SCRAAAB!
BUGGER OFF!
SCRAAAB!
Look at the proof of your arms?
About cone.
I know where they are, but while we are missing, I'll need a hand, lad.
First one, you brought me back from those bandits.
Second one should be in the lower Gurgle Vale area.
I'll have to go over there and sniff it out proper for I can know in detail.
The third?
Thing has disappeared in the upper part of Gergoveil.
Must have been somewhere around Fungal Fields, but I can't really stay until I get back here
for another gander.
God's will and we'll have them all back.
With Witt's sharp as yours, welcome a grace as yet.
Alright.
No.
no I can't gamble unfortunately so there's a present in my right you can go
here corporate cavern red crown woods waterdale uncle house this area whatever
Whatever this is, I have to see.
Buglink Shrine, obviously.
Nether Woods.
Where did he say those coals were?
I don't remember.
That's so over.
I haven't been here to Unsure Woods yet.
Oh, Flourish Gaby, thanks for the floor.
Thank you.
It's a locked door in other woods.
Hmm.
Open World Jump King?
This is Dark Souls Jump King.
And it's really good.
It just left early access today.
And it's, uh, fucking cheap. It's like 12 bucks.
Well, I saw him say I was 15 otherwise.
Oh, shit.
Oh
God okay, I gotta parry that guy or I'm never gonna kill him
That's not a parry.
Fuck.
Chill!
Alright, you and me, buddy.
God, we'll play this but not Silt Song.
Well, this is the better game.
Oh, I can drop into this well here.
Chest.
Morningstar.
Scales with all my stats it does.
I definitely don't like the moveset as much as...
I have a good special attack though.
Good advancements.
I'm ironically though, I do think I'll like this one more than Silksong, but only time
will tell.
I haven't played it yet.
Ba da bum bum.
Ba da bum bum.
I'm going down here.
Fuck.
Yeah, that's what I said it does.
You haven't even played Hollow Knight, they'll say, yeah, I haven't, it's true.
But I'm not like super big for Metruvanias.
Oh, yeah, since I'm down here now, maybe I should try...
Well, that's all the way down there, though.
That's way too much.
How about we move to the left into the Magic Lake and see what his Unsure Woods is all
about?
We could, I guess.
Yeah, I'm playing offline because Chat was killing all the enemies.
So, there's a locked door here, wait, is it locked from the other side?
Okay, nice that it tells you that.
Well I gotta go up and I gotta go yeah in here to Unsurewood.
here? No, it's not here. Yep. Ori games are awesome, yeah. They're so good. How the hell
Did I get to that area was it actually from here? No way, right? This isn't leads anything except the ball slide
Dude this axe is so fast
It's too good
I'll play no risk for the wicked, yes, I'm waiting for four release.
That one's gonna be sick.
Maybe it was from here.
Well, if not, I could just teleport.
I must have missed it now. Or was it from here? I don't know.
No, I see the red lines. But if you follow, if I follow them,
you see there's no red line to this door for example it goes here here and
then I'm here so from here I can go up there was it up here but this didn't
lead anywhere did it I feel like it didn't
Oh, no, it did. Yeah, this is where it... Yeah, let's go this way.
So how the hell did I get here the first time?
I don't cuz I was here and then I'm like no I'll check this later
Huh
Can I garfing? Nope. Nope.
No.
I am trying to find my way into these woods. I can't remember how I got there.
This is locked from the other side, and then I went...
This didn't lead- Oh!
No, it was here.
I'm just blind.
I missed this entrance before.
I got it.
Oh, and yeah, now I unlocked that door.
Oh, okay.
I see.
of
don't
I learned in what is that? Oh cutthroat point down classic
Snap, walk, and spy. I'm buying all of them.
Yeah, I bind him. I bind him.
Oh, you actually walk forward with this.
Snap walk only run when I guess you got a jump
Like one percent of people I know Yuka's legioness. Yeah, I by name classical
Oh, is this chest?
The Jumpking Master will get it first try.
Oh, noice.
So my blade topped in, so all videos throwback, yeah!
Man, sometimes I forget I was streaming during this whole time.
Feels like a different time ago.
I mean, the internet was so different back then, I feel.
It's unks that is, this is true.
Goddamn fucking archer.
Yeah, I'm killing you first. Play it simple and smart and safe.
Damn, they're just chilling here and I'm here fucking shit up. I feel almost bad.
Is this game on PS5?
I actually don't know how this game, like, if it's on consoles, I have no idea.
Not that I've heard, it is an apple off on me, shameless.
This guy's so...
boy I'm coming
fuck!
yeah this is maybe the same Jump King devs, yeah this is their new game
I got it was in a scary spot I was there I heard about us in the actual sword to let
me soil a guy after help people beat millennia a thousand times yeah I have that sort except
to you. There's three of them in the world. I have one. Let me solo her has one. And then
I don't know if it's like Vaughty or someone. No, I don't remember. At least then there
was three. Maybe there's more now. But when I won that one, they said it was three. Okay.
I earned it fair and square, okay?
Don't tell Mika that.
I could have just done that, you know.
Oh, there's a boss gate here.
Okay.
Very weird spot.
Oh, okay.
Let's see.
Here you need the unsure wood scheme.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Hey, you.
Gazzars, thanks 33.
Okay, the platforming is getting a bit more rough here.
not for the jump master.
It gives you some impulse which is pretty good but I don't think that's
for this axe now I do. Fuck. Fucking A, the defense is ass. Actually it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, I'm gonna- I'm gonna jester max.
Hmm.
I think I can get up there.
Alright, what's over here?
Yo.
Or is that I was playing Butcher Man?
I might play it.
Come on today.
And tomorrow is bomb.
This game will continue in- in it- well actually we'll continue on the 28th.
Cause I think Bond is on the 2 streams.
permorando alone wait for what? bomb? no?
Ah nice! Now I have a shortcut here. Okay, sick.
case I were to fall down, which we all know I wouldn't.
Cool-ass area that- oh, there is something here. What the hell is this?
Rob Gilliman?
Huh?
Among the lads who would make the best Bond and Bond villain? I feel like Lepa will be the Bond villain.
Yeah. Yeah, he would.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Uh...
Fuck!
Ahhhh!
I'm jester maxing!
AHHHHH!
I want that item that you have behind you!
It's gotta be worth it if I have to nail...
...this!
FUCK!
FUCK!
FUCK!
FUCK!
Bulging Marble Sack. 200 marbles, he has worth it.
Oh, there's the boss gate and here's all the... slow.
Alright, who do we have here?
Is there Robb?
Oh, shit.
40k reference? Wait, what?
His name is a reference? Oh, really? Oh!
One of the Primark names? Ah, cool.
I'm trying to get my, like, spin attack in, but it's hard.
Fuck turn the other way, turn the other way, like the one you need.
Kick him.
Nice.
The kick actually stuns him.
The kick actually stunned him, which is a special attack with the axe.
Kind of cool.
Let's do a lot of posture damage.
Uh, unsure what's key, yep.
Very nice.
We have Rob's bow here.
Wait, this is- the guy in the duo was using this bow, right?
Yeah, it was.
It was.
Rob's dagger.
Nekisnapper.
Rob's shooting gloves.
Was all this in the early access?
I don't know.
ever fought this guy. This wasn't, yeah? Okay, now that we got the key, we go to the right.
Uh...
I think this might have been just like a bonus.
I guess...
I'm not sure if this will take me.
Oh, I'm...
Yeah, I'm here now.
So that was...
A little bonus area, I guess, to kill him if you want a good bow.
Yeah, I don't even have Gile in my stats, so this is not something for me.
something for salad though the 2 to 2 master apparently okay now that we've
done that the only choice we have is really to go to the right unless yeah
he was the boss I hadn't encountered so we go to the right I need to find all
the nuts though how many nuts do I have
Okay, I need one more nut.
I don't know where it is though, but maybe I'll find it eventually.
We gotta just go all the way to the right now.
That's a lot of nuts!
Ow.
Get jester maxed. Lock from the other- oh fuck.
Guy I was joking
Yeah
Hey you
I've heard about you criminal
Jumping around beating up my honorable Knights
Redfin, I already you to stand trial by comment against me. Don't forget I'm number two guy around here
If I seize him, I shall surely find favor in the eyes of Gnoskome
I shall await you in my tree castle
Does that Monty Python? I've never seen Monty Python. Should you even manage to reach it?
What a bubba, what a bubba. There's a time and place for everything chat, you know?
Tria's Bastion. I should probably remove the jester.
Well, nah, I don't need to.
Super kick up.
This axe is too good.
So damn good.
Ah, smart move.
Never seen Robocop, never seen Terminator.
I've seen Terminator 2 and 3.
I got a chainmail blanket, my knights are way better now.
Golden gnome?
So many gestures, happy cheer, refuse, and sit.
What the hell is golden gnome?
What is that?
Hey, that was kind of alright, you know?
We don't think that was our eye you a hater
Yeah, I guess I'll get fucking destroyed Jesus Christ
Hey, you, um, it's the finger, it's 13, thank you.
I wonder if leppa has played the vanilla jump king.
Why do I feel like there is something here?
Graphics look great for Jump King game. Yeah, let's go.
Yo. Okay. A chain mail? Oh, slingshot! Cool. A chain mail it up, instead of a light green
underwear. Kinda cool. Uh, a slingshot? Oh, you need guile, okay. Ah, you can whack. I'm
I'm live tomorrow, yeah, I'm playing Bond tomorrow.
Bond for the next two days, and I'm back to, oh hi.
Jump King Quest, the 28th,
and then I leave on 28th and evening to TwitchCon.
I'm gonna smooge a cigarette chat.
And then when I get back from TwitchCon, I'm gonna finish this game, which is the second
And then it's state of play the second day of the evening, binky bink bonk, yeah the
The maze game I'd love to continue, actually. I quite liked it.
Nice.
Don Walker before Richard 3. Hey, I'm about to try Don Walker. It looks kind of fun.
Where am I?
We're just gonna be cancel organizers want content creator to dedicate some time as cancer guard field carding
Hello twitch pookie fuck it's almost midnight we gotta do the next boss
And I think bond will take me two streams to do so 25th 26th I could be wrong maybe a bit of 27th
No, I had 26, 27, I mean... Today is 25th.
Yo! That's right.
I think I can upgrade a lot.
Do I get Twitch Plague?
It all depends on Alina, man, she's patient zero, I swear.
But to be fair, I don't think I'm gonna be inside a con like super much.
We'll see.
Yeah.
Okay, I guess I'll get fucked.
So, unfair to lean-up.
Solid started it. All right, blame solid
But it's also true, you know
I used to be patient zero but not anymore it ain't me
That's not me, dawg.
Or right here.
Ah, I think I'm wrong. Like right here.
Ow.
fucking hell please please please okay I cannot believe I managed to get out of
there yeah god I hate these shields guys
Oh, my lord.
That doesn't even break his-
Okay, just circle him around here.
It's all good.
Usually, patients here are not patients.
thing along those lines yeah I'm trying to do this sea shield guy is just oh my
guy he's covering for the other guy so hard
LAP 7! Alright, come here, come here.
How did I- I didn't- I'll do two Hicks away, God.
even with that you're okay that's that's okay just don't panic how do I break your posture
isn't jango basically a metrovania not really this doesn't feel like a metrovania at all
Yeah, yeah, I'll try to kick up maybe kick out works
I can't break his shill
But I'm just their maxing
Yeah, we're sloping, we are.
Slop.
This is called literally slop, by the way, like humeral slop.
That's what you refill your edges with.
Yeah, when I blocked, he got stunned, but it wasn't like that, well maybe because the
all the guy was hitting me at whatever. He's dead. Cigarette.
Cigarette!
Huh, how do you grab that?
I don't know. Can I sit in? Well, yeah, I definitely feel it. I just don't remember exactly where.
Ow. Oh, we got the thing. Behind the knee. I can't say I get behind the knee. Can I sit?
Cigarettes, they give you like damage resistance or whatever.
resilience, yeah. Fuck yeah. Pick up, cigarette. Alright. All we got is some resilience. Most
fight here we go I remember I did this fight in early access the black knight
wait this looks different
okay I should carry that I need to stop jester maxing I take so much damage
because of it. I can't. He's fat-rolling. I need to remove the jester armor. This is
There's no joke anymore.
The same skin as in the Monty Python movie.
Yeah, and I'm getting destroyed.
Dude, he has eye frames during his fat roll!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?!
Let's die!
AHHHHH!
Now there's no more gesturing after this.
I can't fucking attack him!
Let's see, we gotta put on some actual gear. No more jesterings.
I mean, it's alright Wait, what?
What was this?
Oh, a spear. A spear just dropped here.
Fearless Scuttle. Damn, look at that input.
Is that the one? It's a little spear charge.
I like it
All right, I gotta get back to the night though though. I'm not sure how I'm gonna hit him
I gotta find the opportunities. I need slope though
Yeah, it's fireball
My pack for twitch I started packing two days like you know yesterday
packing a bit here and there what I'm green with evil
I packed fudge why would I pack the fudge
Oh my god the empty air holy shit
What the fuck is Super Megacolour?
Holy shit, he's insane!
Hold dog!
Jesus Christ.
Black Knight Sword.
Uh, skills for the sun.
That's the only thing, though, really.
It's got some cool moves.
Oh, you can fat roll with it.
That's so funny.
I'm guessing you have eye frames there.
Look at that!
It's Lion's Claw!
Wait, this sword is sick!
Yeah I don't really have the stats for it.
I mean, you need six metal.
I have two. You can always respect for it, obviously.
Easy peasy.
It's pretty sick though, the fact that you can fatroll and have a lion's claw is fun.
Yeah, even before this one is like super broken in PvP.
Because of eye frames.
Oh, yeah, I wonder if I can see the respects anywhere.
Oh.
Oh.
No ice.
Yo.
This is pretty much where I stopped early access, but I've done a lot more now than in early access, though.
Saw other fights.
Hi there, guys. Hi, little guy.
Sir Percy, you know this guy?
know me Bellman he's a great guy almost as great as you Percy oh Bellman let's
not exaggerate he can't be that great Kenny haha yeah Percy that's so true
alright first things first the goal in this game you know gotta get to the top
to the princess also stop the bad guy who's using her for power did you really
just beat black knight I made me do it oh you always have to be that guy huh I
guess you failed to notice we were just in the middle of a discussion with him
he was gonna lend us the key to his tree house so we could continue on our way
Oh, I got facepalm.
It took his key out for the fight, I hope.
Um, did I?
No?
Ridiculous.
Huh?
You have a good sense of humor, cousin.
Of course you have the key.
What?
No way.
How could you try to deceive Sir Percy?
Relax, Bellamy.
Just relax.
In that case, perhaps our efforts weren't entirely in vain.
Go in and unlock the door, would you?
We'll be right behind you. I'll stay with you, Sir Percy. Of course you will.
Did I pick up the key? I actually don't remember if I did.
Yeah, I did.
Ba ba ba. Maybe we can buy some gear now.
Borg-...Borg-Maxing?
Yeah, this is, uh, upgradable.
Wait, I have 4,788 on the weapon now.
Did I roll it for a star rating or something?
Gamba the Axe?
Yeah, I don't know if the Gamba guy's here though.
He was going to go look for the coals, I said.
So maybe you gotta find all the coals first.
Yeah I think you'd get like the, I was thinking that too, when you kill enemies, this is this
4788 wheel now.
Maybe because I've used it a lot, so now I can spin the Gamma machine on it.
Black Knight Great Helm! Oh, it's Metal and Spite! Hey, that's cool. I think I'll buy
this. Oh, I can actually buy his entire set. It gives me good stuff, it does. Well, no,
I can buy this, and I can buy that.
Was there no other- oh no, it's right here, yeah.
Oh my god, I'm so poor!
Oh my god!
It's all the banded falchion, banded bow, whatever.
Yeah, I- oh yeah, I have some marble bags.
You guys are right, thank you. You are correct.
I think we have enough.
Did I win yet? Yeah!
I mean, yeah, kinda.
There we go. Black Knight, Black Knight, Black Knight, Black Knight. Yeah! That's really good. I got insane plus stats there.
And because of that, I can actually use this sword if I wanted to, but the damage difference is horrible.
So we had one crash yeah, we had one crash
Where was the armor
Wait was this guy
I want to try gambling it
Ah...
Damn it.
Oi! Ah, Malakour, thanks 28.
Drink? Brother, it's Monday.
Yeah, I could upgrade this set.
There we go, another all plus three.
So that's really good.
Now I'm like proper defense.
I
Want to see if I can get by the axe I remember where he is, but then I have to I kind of to finish the area above me first
Tree house bastion
Fuck I should probably anyways house the attack speed compared yeah, I'm not sure she's a good question
This axe is fast though. It's pretty fast, it's decent, but it also advances forward when you attack, which is really good.
Where was the locked door?
Was it this?
No, let's look from the other side.
Did I see a locked door?
Requires three out.
it's it's it's there i don't remember exactly where it's not this one permanent the last of us two
no no
god didn't know oh man look i i take so little damage now
Oh wait, was the door down here somewhere around here was?
Yes!
Yeah, Sword dealt less damage because, um...
I mean, I didn't have the scaling stat for it, but even then, I don't have the stats that it scales mostly with.
Oh, here it is, yes!
Hmm
Garf card mold would it goes hard in this game? No
Okay, I'm getting mega combo to hell.
Yes.
I'll play the hot dog with his onion, no.
Good night Archie.
What?
Huh?
What?
Whee, whee, whee, whee.
Eugh!
That's fine.
Man, bummed us tomorrow. I hope it's good. I hope it's good.
No, Ryan, no. Reminder that I have, like, an appointment at 10 tomorrow. But I forgot
about you
madness it's spaghetti time
boy into depth x85 thank you
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I hate these guys!
You gotta break their guard, which happens, like, that was good damage.
Nice.
Okay.
I already can do that.
Anything here?
Yeah, I'm live tomorrow, yeah.
It's BOOM tomorrow, man!
Ah, ah!
Yeah, I'm starting around regular time, yeah.
Nice.
I don't know if I'll get up there.
How many deaths so far?
I mean, you don't really die in this game.
You fall.
Just like OG, uh, Junking.
How many Ibe of is this?
Seven, sir?
Um, wow, I could level up.
Three times here.
Uh, I mean, yeah, we could put some more in Impulse, I guess.
Yeah, I get more health if I put into here.
Yeah, it's more health for Impulse. I'm just kidding. Yeah, until I get seven. Okay.
Okay, whatever. One more medal for sword? Right. Yeah, I don't think the sword is still
gonna... Yeah, it's 37 damage. Quite a big difference.
This is a shortcut.
Uhhhhhhh.
Yes.
I've opened the chest below me, I think.
Pretty sure it looks like it.
Wait, six seven six sevens.
Oh my god.
End me.
I'm not gonna jump down to him from all the way up here.
Why does this feel like a... no?
Alright, uh, new area here I think, but what's over here?
Oh, this is a shortcut, yeah.
Nice.
Genius.
Brilliant.
I guess we could go talk to him but the gate's open now.
Oi.
Any V-Line in this game? What is that?
There's not a little guy who came along.
Oh yeah, here's the teleport. I could try the Gamma.
Let's see.
A lot of trios there you say? Perfect. Our path is clear.
Pirates we go cousin. Try to keep up.
Let's see if I can try pulling the Gamba.
Uhhh, the Gamba is...
Is it in the tower to the right over here? I think so.
Pretty sure.
I think he was here. I'm pretty damn sure it was.
Doesn't really give him suicide problem.
Resub, thank you.
Why do you only have two out of the four color soul colors?
You're H1 to solo?
Not sure what you mean, but I started the prive and my health is fine.
It's alright.
Oh yeah, there's a present there.
Oh yeah, he's here.
Let's see if I can gamble this now, I don't know what it does, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I think I can gamble it like once or something.
I don't know.
Spin star rating.
F.
Oh wait, currently unable to improve rating.
It doesn't work on this, I guess.
Oh, since the art has a star, it won't work.
Basically when you balance all four colors to increase your health, as in like red, blue,
black, and yellow.
Huh.
Huh. Oh, it's more coals for more stars. That makes sense, yeah. I don't feel like I need
more health though. I think it's fine. I really don't die that quickly at all.
Aristocrat Throne Throne Arista. Oh shit
What a chat-ass looking armor dude fucking a look at that. That's awesome
That's pretty sick
The looks bonus.
I don't think you get more, I think it's only weapons.
Wait, so if you balance those, you get more, huh?
I mean, you can't respect those, definitely impossible.
But it will be better to do when you've decided on an actual weapon, I feel.
It's really not required now.
There might be anyways, to be honest.
Probably.
It's boomed time tomorrow.
And I gotta be up at a decent time tomorrow.
And this game will continue on the 28th?
It's totally fine, I still have a level up once, not sure what to do yet, yeah.
Long day of stealth gameplay tomorrow?
Stealth most?
I have a Corp upper bond for two hours in the evening, yeah.
They say the Bond game is around 20 hours, I think they've said right?
Which means it's probably around like 15, I imagine.
It depends on how scripted it is.
Let me check the stream and the mess.
Do do do.
Hey, you.
The real thing's the 18.
Yeah, bond us tomorrow.
Bond us, bond us.
Where's this riot?
He looks like me, is Bill like me?
I thank you.
Right, yeah.
90 dollar reward for the apprehension of or death of
He's wanted a warrant for murder and mostillation of six settlers.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm extremely dangerous.
True, true.
Mustillation.
Yeah, must, must, oh, mutilation.
Ah, mustylation, bruh.
StoneMakya is also out tomorrow?
Yeah, but I'm bonding first.
Like, dude, it's so many games coming out.
It's crazy.
Oh, I think the Jump King have- they've- they've- they've wrote me something.
They sent me a picture of them watching the stream.
Oh, yeah, still.
Ah, yeah, Jump King, let's see you guys still here.
Thank you.
Damn, a huge congrats on the launch of your game.
It's super smooth.
one crash in these hours.
Some people in chat also had crashes.
One crash, someone said.
Big congrats.
And thank you for sending me the picture.
I always feel so honored
when getting stuff like that.
Bros 187 notifications, how do you cope?
Yeah, it's a bunch of message requests
from like, art bots.
It's super annoying.
Now I have a Corp with Bon, and Bon releases tomorrow.
So I'm doing Bon the next two days.
I think it's gonna take two days to beat.
And then on the 28th, I'm continuing Jump King Quest.
Then 29th, I'm going to TwitchCon.
Then I'm back on the second.
And then I'm continuing Jump King Quest.
Um...
And then um...
No, it's not you nerves. You're not a bot.
Then I'm continuing jumping King Quest until I'm done with it, and then June the 5th is Gothic remake. So yeah.
That's the plan. That's the plan.
Damn, so sick. So sick. I mean I look forward to continuing this.
I just got cool armor and shit answer the senator. Yeah, that's a jump King Dems man
I
Opened them here. I don't want to leak the m's. I don't want to leak the m's. They're so nice man. They're so nice
There's four people they said they were yeah, they were
They've been four people working on the game in the latest year, but they were nine people before they had to tone it down
unfortunately so yeah very small studio man very small studio very very small
studio it's sitting at very positive man you love to see it and I mean the game
is 1183 like is yeah deluxe edition 16 there's a lot of hours since in on it and
and you can even pvp build
yeah a huge congrats next aisle and also thank you guys for sending me so many like
it was a while ago now but like this jump king plushie is so cool and he's holding all the
the medals from the swedish classic when we did when we did like the charity stream
he's a beast love that one thank you thank you
yeah these devs they really they really deserve it man they worked so fucking
hard on this they really deserve it no the fireplace is not till dead oh they
really do yeah if you want to check it out I'm gonna link it in chat here
obviously I don't have a corpo with this or anything I really I really think
exile deserves it but I finish it no no no this game is quite long it's quite
big depends on how much you fall so what else is there I think the soundtrack
there's a luxurious pack
SICK
SICK
Luxurious pack fuck yeah
Luxurious
They're all thrown a restrict crowd was also one of them and then you have money toad. Okay. I see
Oh man, oh
Man
Yeah, then you have the soundtrack soundtrack as usual. It's banging. It's really good man
Yeah, unfortunately, I would stay up and play more, but I have to be up at a decent time tomorrow. So I gotta go unfortunately
Total armor frog lands. Yeah. Yeah
So this game will continue on the 28th
So we're bonding for a bit. We're bonding.
Did that mean you're a Comm Breaker? Yeah I did, but Comm Breaker is over.
Should we're jumping outfits sometime? Oh if there's a way to get one, like I can order one somewhere, I would love to.
I haven't put that in a long time. Time for a new E-mode copy tradition.
Have you LAS 11 today? No. I have not.
I have notes.
Ah, I have notes.
Anyways, I'll see you all tomorrow chat for some-
007, first light. I always want to call it last light.
I'm gonna catch your name.
First light!
Tomorrow.
Damn.
Damn.
They've shown so much gameplay, I don't want to see more bad Jesus.
I've avoided all the latest trailers.
I've seen the first two trailers, I think it was.
Long time ago.
Did I ever watch James Bond Jr. cartoon?
Oh, I forgot that was a thing, yeah, I definitely saw it a bit, yeah.
I definitely saw it a bit, yeah.
Full Metal Cheese, thanks for the six-year anniversary, thank you.
I'll see you all tomorrow, chat.
Bone next two days, then Jumpkin Quest, then Twitchcom, then Jumpkin Quest, then Gothic Remake.
Love y'all, bye-bye.
Love you guys.
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