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Holy dropper
Ah, shouldn't be quiet, no, it's fine.
Ooh, then big seven!
Oh, that makes seven!
Oh, yeah!
Amazing music!
amazing games yeah the music is loud I was playing through spotify
pro tax award thanks 53 first showings 87 hard time 108 crazy and yeah that's
here 381 thank you man really thanks seven thank you did you see the
reference to this room in the bar section no I did not yeah I wear the suit
again as I fuck it
Hello reference wait shit
it's her fuck off fuck off that's kind of funny though that's kind of funny
wait she is her again.
Elas! Elas! Elas 11! Oh man. Yeah, Jack said the guy is also in the game but I missed
him. He was in that mission there, yeah. Yeah.
Do do do do do do do do
Yes, so much extremities. Yes, I did it in Oz yesterday dream I see a real alone area what?
Really
Like officially just getting rid of the lawn area
What the fuck
Then they do that
Yeah
No, it ain't got no back. So don't make me turn around
What is this? What the hell?
Fucking hell. Fucking a...
Yeah, it's gonna be live earlier, but they cancelled the flights.
You know, I'm going to Rotterdam on Friday.
But they cancelled the flights because of fuel shortage.
cancel like 1200 flights or something and it's still not sorted so it's fucking
pain it's pain
ah yeah damn did did if you're holding a soldier you'd look like a guy I would
try to lock into my gigantic walk-in freezer I get that reference I get it I
grew up with it
The old physical good a long chance to game good. I'm confident and getting I'm trying to whisper this it's very good physical it is
It is
We're going to church today, I do not go to church
What if it doesn't get sorted no there is other options, but it requires layover
So the trip is like four hours instead of one and a half. It's not the end of the world. I
I mean, I can't say I'm too excited.
I mean, I'm not super excited to go to TwitchCon, but I'm very excited to meet people.
Like people going there.
TwitchCon as an event is like, yeah, we'll see how it is.
Maybe it's really good.
But that's not the reason I'm going.
I'm going so I can meet like, you know, CB and Ayn Run and, you know, everyone going
there.
Yo, what happens when I react the next week?
Yes, when I get back, I get back on the second, well, I get back on the first but late, so second I'm back as usual again
He's going cuz this won't be there, yeah
What's this song called? Nauru embracing the light
Beating the game yet? No, I'm beating it today. I'm like 90% sure.
Not enough for a week? That's four days actually, all right.
Go tuck my shirt, maybe. Oh, my bow ties. Fuck, you're right.
Thanks. Have you seen Have The Metal Death come on Steam?
Yeah, it saw me wishlist.
Me and my friends went to TwitchCon, same day, same place.
But not the con itself so you get to meet a lot of friends without buying tickets. Yes, that's the thing like
There's people of my friends going there. They're not even going to the event
They're just gonna go around the city and stuff and just go to like the outside events
Like you know, there's like parties. There's a Gothic party with a Gothic devs
So I want to go to that and meet them
Stuff like that is really exciting. But yeah, just a twitch con event itself not super big on it
I've been to it a few times at this point, and it's been a few years now.
This might be the last one, who knows.
Oh, you thought I'm with the actual Goths? No, it's the Gothic game, the Eves, yeah.
So that's cool.
Uh, I think you have a chance to play the game there, but I won't, because, I mean, I already played the demo and I, uh, the game's almost out.
Fuck yeah, yeah, it's good. It's in Rotterdam. It's gonna be like 24 degrees there
It's like the convict takes when you and friends can meet somewhere without attending it. Yes pretty much. Yeah
See you be like the 137. Thank you
Yeah, thank you, Hussie dude
Appreciate it. Oh
Was that I did see the Witcher 3 announcement
I did yeah, but it was heavily rumored already. So I kind of expected it like you know with your four and everything
They're gonna have something to bridge into it, maybe
Why does this say promise I never said I promised I just said that's when I would do it
Where's the whole clip, little nephew?
How is that caught?
If anything, the clip guy is caught for calling it promise. There was no promise anywhere.
It was like four seconds instead of the entire dialogue.
But I will play it. I will. I will.
I think I'll like Witcher 3. Will I like it more than Witcher 1?
I doubt it, but I think I'll like it. Oh, we'll see we shall see
Mince gone stream. I feel like I recognize that I've seen that
Mr. Hey, this is cute. I like this
How do we says this that's cool
Look at this game the magicians hand. Whoa, let me pull it up here
Cool art
Atmospheric puzzle platformer. Oh wish list it. Oh
Yeah, look at that sick
Battle bosses even. Oh shit trim. Thank you and also real life. Thank you
But you guys did it the exact same time. I
Need to remove that sound it's too direct
Fuck you're on a timer to solve this stuff. Well, it doesn't look too hard though to be honest
Can I see Fate Keeper?
Uh, yes, yeah, that's the, uh, Messiah, Dark Messiah, Mind of Magic, yeah.
It comes out in Early Access, my next stream after TwitchCon.
You're gonna get a haircut?
That makes it pretty for me, CB?
Aw, well, that's assuming everything gets sorted with the flights, of course, working on it.
But it's, it's ass, it's so ass.
And then you call the airline and you're just talking to fucking AI and it's
Nothing gets sorted you get put put on hold and then they have to check with someone else has to check with someone else
Yeah
Flight issues they cancelled all the flight they cancelled like 1200 flights because of fuel shortage
Something like that. It's yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, we're good. I think we'll finish bomb today. I very much think so, very
much believe. Yeah. Very much believe. Another Witcher 3 promise. Okay, are we just reacting
now? We gotta go chat. Oh wow, I haven't seen this in a while. Damn, I'm 10 there. I'm really
Or so I used to wear white shirts there
NALIMISNOP!
No, not this one!
For fuck's sake, stop!
I forgot!
Oh, I forgot about that one.
It's NALIMISNOP, dude.
That means teddy bear with a penis.
It's an actual plushie you can buy on that website.
it's partly fuel shortage but also our climate president wanting to cut down on
aircrafts they're not doing anything to help tackle it Netherlands okay yeah
foremost thanks so much man you've done a switch class you can bike there fuck
no then I'll be gone longer than four days you know yeah I checked three memes
I did I did I bought it no if I could Germany tomorrow because of another con
I haven't heard anything yet some hope for the best yeah I mean if you had a
cancellation I got we we just got text today hey your flight's been canceled have
fun good luck
Yeah, CB. CB, what date is it again? Are you arrived?
Am I taking the train? No, no, no, flying.
It's 12. Oh yeah, okay, alright.
That's a week after Gothic release. Dude, CB, I'm taking you to Church Street.
And we're gonna drink Jack's beer. Fuck, yeah
Worst part of this is you might have trouble on the way back if there are more cancellations. Yeah, I just I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed. Jack's beer
It's a it's a drink they serve at Church Street
Which is a restaurant here that's I I it's my favorite place
It's not like the best food I've ever had or anything. It's good, but the vibes are fucking amazing and they
It's a it's a whole it's an American cowboy place. It's not a chain or anything. It's probably owned
So when you get in there
They have the sheriff with a hat and like the gun belts and he takes you he takes it through the tables and everything
And all the ladies working there have like Western outfits and yada yada
But they serve something called Jack's beer, which is an ice-cold big like glass beer glass
And then they put ice-cold Falcon in it and they put Jack Daniels in it
That's it. So it's ice-cold Falcon with Jack Daniels. I
Always have that when I'm there because it's the only place I've ever seen serve it anywhere ever
tactical simulations is this these are like side missions in it welcome to my
dream factory before you start you must load up a simulation using the taxon
console yeah thanks so exciting new challenges that's what it is
yeah missions and like console contains our library
There are several types of missions available to you.
An escalation is a tactical trial that each successor playthrough unlocks a new tier of difficulty.
An operation tests your lateral thinking, requiring you to use your tools creatively to find any number of challenges.
Computing simulations yields Intel and XP, which increases your clearance level,
giving you access to new gadgets, weapons, and outfits.
Who said training had to be a chore?
Cool.
Kinda cool, yeah.
Yeah, I missed it in the Q-Lap first time, but yeah, we're not doing it now, we're doing the story, we're gonna finish the game.
Is the first light only story? No, what you just saw here is...
Like, side stuff that you unlock.
Like missions you have to infiltrate, yada, yada.
Resume.
Yeah, let's stop stalling, it's 4-10.
For most, thanks for 47, or something's 29.
Thank you, guys.
Molten guy, nine years.
Mental, thank you.
Arch-Shine, Christian, Protector,
Is that my freelancer?
No.
Just like set missions you do, and it's like challenges.
Krayo, thanks for 41.
All right, resume.
We just started chapter seven, in the beginning of it.
Taking down the big bad guy, the big evil Corpo guy.
The dialogue in the elevator was some fun. Dialogue overall has been really good. It's been fun.
Caught myself laughing a few times.
We're playing on hardest difficulty. If so, is it fair? It's fair. Hardest difficulty is fair. Yes.
under control. I was watching the players cry and all. It's pretty decent. Yeah, it is.
It's good. It's good. Over the top will be more fitting.
You really don't like the montage in the beginning? The training montage? Yeah, that was sick.
Have I heard the main bomb theme yet?
They've played it in like, card chases and stuff?
Like, very faintly, like an orchestra version kind of?
That's what they've done.
This game is linear, yes, it is.
Lateral thinking, huh?
Looks like we're not alone.
Can you give a story summary so far?
So basically, the story starts when you're going after 009, which is this agent that's been rogue for many years.
And they believe he has this agenda against MI6.
But as you track him down, he dies.
Someone kills him, right?
and it turns out he doesn't he never was evil he was just a target for some
bigger you know organization right now we are going after the big rich boss but
it's his son that's pulling the strings it seems like so yeah that's a very
brief all this defying orders and making the first move what happened to the
greenway we all know and tolerate he's what's happening now bond web knows his
Yeah, they're saying it now.
I suggest we find ourselves a smoking couple.
In other words, you woke up and smelled the roses.
That's all you need to say.
Oh, there's vents there.
You can go on.
Okay, I see.
Can't wait to play this.
I always love the Bond movies.
Me and my dad own every single one.
Yeah, same.
Well, my brother had the entire, like, DVD box set that spells out, like, 007 with the
logo.
This looks like a way up.
Good eye.
So that's why I've actually seen every Bond movie, except the latest two-word, latest
three is it I've seen Casino Real quantum of solace is it specter after
quantum of solace because I think I might have seen specter not sure
oh a skyfall no skyfall I've seen I don't think I ever saw specter yeah so
Spectre are no time to die. Yeah, spectre are no time to die are the ones I haven't seen yeah, I believe
Wait, you've never seen a Bond movie CB really
Shit less Roger Finch Roger bloody
You forgot Roger Finch
Oh, oh wait, I think was this a different way to get up. I think so I
Believe so man. Yeah
Cool
I did see Witcher 3 DLC announcement, yeah.
I did.
Gots to get on at some point in it.
Never seen a Bond movie, but saw every Johnny English movie.
They're pretty fun, though.
Though, I don't know if I've seen all Johnny English.
Oh, door sensors?
Well, we don't need that.
I'm already there.
They made the DLCs on finally play it, yeah.
Right.
Hey, you!
Which Johnnie English movie is it when he's like chasing a guy and the guy's like super agile
and Johnnie English is walking through the whole building and everything?
Only one is an audience.
Is that a first?
That's the second one?
Okay.
That scene is awesome.
Austin Powers? Oh hell yeah. I've seen Austin Powers. It's funny Beyoncé is the lady in
Austin Powers, isn't she? Groovy.
So what's up with this, can I hack this?
It said something about door sensors and tutorials, I don't know if I've uh, is that instinct?
Learn on gadgets?
No.
Spy crawl.
Noisense to kill.
Noisense to kill.
I don't know where.
They said something about sensors and I mean there is one here, but I can't hack it.
So I'll run around in a circle lap number three.
full access cleaning robots oh now where's them cleaning robots hey gonna go here open
the door I calmed it's the door sensors are on it says it might be that I need to go to
the other balcony though. Could be something here. Oh yeah. Track. No. The touchscreens
can be used to call for a cleaning robot. Ah yeah. The Q-Watch could hack the doors
interior sense
but line of sight is required I see
okay that's why I can't do it
I've never read the 007 books
Ian Fleming
Alright, well, go in. I want to do the cleaning robot, but I might have been blind. I don't see any sensors anywhere or at touch screens.
Your old English teacher in college is named Ian Fleming.
Oh, I guess we'll do this.
You'll be shot- oh, here it is. Okay, you use both. That's the touch. Boy, you'll be
shot in different bondage in the books, he's ruthless. Is he very different?
I
Get it first for a glorified vacuum cleaner deliver me still not anyone you say that now
Wait double seven a book first remove your books. I know service is terrible
Really gone my fault didn't mean to
what on earth you're so slow man come on
what happened to no succeeded today ah I decided to put in effort you know this
way they were aware I was giving you trouble the reason I didn't want to wear
one was because it got so warm so yes but I didn't have my AC on cooling so
that's why now I do it now it's cold in here
Locked. Fancy that.
I'm starting to think we're not welcome.
I gotta talk about it.
I'll check the toilets.
You can look for some meds while you're at it.
I need you focused. Don't push it.
Oh, and beware the sleeping guard next door.
Oh, dude.
What's Web's endgame?
I take it you have a theory.
MI6 was willing to ignore the risks because Web got results.
But we're there.
What's the stop them from rigging the next election or worse? It's very fanciful bond
Wait a minute, but I could punch through I'll be outside just clean this
This will do nicely
All right, well
Anyone there?
You've roused sleeping beauty in there. Not to worry
Back to sleep. Anyway, you were saying about my theory.
Yeah. So, it's very fanciful, but in my experience, the motive is always simple and almost always sorted.
So what's your take then, on St. Nicholas's dark secret?
I guess. Hey, you!
It's about his son. Can you imagine what it takes to keep Damien's criminal record clean?
Hush money alone would feed a small nation.
I bet 009 found out about something.
Yeah.
He is golden ticket back into MI6's good graces.
Yeah, I had some leverage.
So we had to die at all costs.
See?
Simple.
Very.
That makes sense, man.
That makes sense.
Leverage on leverage.
What up, doge?
I'm here.
Thanks for the 39.
It's open.
Really?
No, I guess. What was the plan?
Well, let's see.
Okay, I have an idea.
But first, come and join me for a minute.
Don't tell me the old pro needs a timeout.
Tactical pause.
It's strange, don't you think?
Silicula Singh, did you hear me?
I'm sorry about what happened tonight.
We liked you, Bond.
You got in his way.
That's the world you're in now.
Half this job is doing something you'd rather not.
Sooner you learn that, the better.
No, Mrs. Greenway, I take it.
And why the sudden interest?
Am I dying?
Not the night is young.
Once, she was a special liaison with the treasury.
After nightfall, I was in a dark place
and she couldn't handle it.
She took her job overseas.
Long story, not nearly short enough.
On the upside, you get a monogram fountain pen
in case you fail to buy a young.
True, you must take the rough with the smooth.
We'd never have known about Webb if it wasn't for 009.
I think if things had gone differently,
you would have forgiven him.
He was a traitor.
That doesn't answer the question.
You don't get to wipe the slate clean.
Fact is, Reese was a bad apple.
And I should have seen it.
Moscow rules.
Assume nothing, trust no one.
Sounds like no way to live.
Splendid way to stay alive, though.
I don't know what to do.
stay alive. So why did you come back to the program? Because they asked. We're civil
servants, Bond. We go where we're needed. I'm sure running out the clock behind a desk
on the eighth floor writing reports while slowly mummifying from boredom and nothing
to do with it. One doesn't exclude the other. Oh, good challenge completed tactical pause.
Am I leaving for Switchcom today? No, tomorrow.
But I'm still live tomorrow.
I know what to do.
But...
How long will I be live for?
Today or tomorrow?
Well today is usual.
Tomorrow uh, I don't know, six hours or so.
Hey, hey, relax.
You're supposed to be here.
Take it easy.
I'm not looking for a fight.
Don't take a step.
Understood.
I
Saw that this wasn't here last week
Shit, you need this
I want to force her out to this area.
Come on in.
Shhh.
I don't know what to do with it.
Hey.
Who's here?
Excuse me.
Copy it.
What?
Ah!
Shhh!
Fucking whatever!
Don't pick up!
Oh
It always resorts to this
Where you going
Oh
Ah fun that was fun. Yeah very smooth
Um yeah, I was a zengie foot
Yeah, I could have still threw there and gone in here, but you know yeah, Brutes are very tanky they are
Does this give me any good? It is, yeah.
Sorry for the way.
I'm company. I see.
Another hair out of place. Impressive.
A compliment. How out of character.
Love what you've done.
No, suspect, thank you.
I believe it's what they call an extreme makeover.
And he's back.
Chaos.
Well, looks like we're stuck. Don't be too sure.
This fellow's dying to grow on me.
Wait, this looks suspect.
I don't trust going here. There's gonna be lasers.
You never actually planned to pack it in tonight, did you?
I had to tread carefully.
There's only a handful of operators in the world with the chops and resources to infiltrate MI6, Bond.
Simplest answer, it's someone already inside.
You suspected Webb.
The idea...
How?
Hold that thought.
Oh, I think they're gonna resume the commo now.
Give me a hand with this.
Which is kinda cool.
Coming.
Doesn't this all feel a little too easy?
easy compared to what how many evil masterminds have you come up against
too including you trust me when the enemy stops underestimating you that's when you start to
worry more piles of wisdom let me get a pen anywhere you were saying yeah we're expiring on
They keep up the combo now well the idea did cross my mind
Have you know I have removed in advance Occam's razor. It'll be a simple mole
Human weakness bond never underestimated. Got me suspects. I should really glad you're right man
Well anyone who hasn't been shot yet. Oh
Damn full batteries tell you
I
She can oh
No, it's a statue head that's rough. I am sure police report of the death of his mother
Suicide by prescription painkillers
This is hard as difficulty. It's a good difficulty, I think
The push gate is right through here boy
Robot
No, I can use fast as I can
You can recall it
The cleaning robots have access to every room on the floor maybe redirected to specific locations in the control panel situated through the floors
Right. Yeah, there should be a
Ketterl panel, but there was another vent I could go into. Oh
You definitely see hitman DNA in this one. Yeah, you do, but it doesn't feel like playing a hitman
It definitely stands out from it senior crisis manager
That's a she'll be seeking new challenges
So it's been laying it on rather thick
Bloopers
Put the Q watch to use Bond.
Ya ya ya ya ya.
Go back in brother.
Hold the next hitman and hurt some of that combat DNA.
Do you think they would make another hitman?
Can we drink here?
Yeah, fuck it man.
Fuck it.
Oh, that's what... is that... no... yeah.
Oh, sick.
Oh, played.
How do we ever live without a Q watch?
Did you guys not forget? I did.
The reason I didn't want to yesterday at the end is because it was getting so warm.
But I had my AC on auto instead of on cold.
Now I have it on cold, so it's fine.
I think it's a bit scuffed though anyways um yeah I slipped in it fuck it
The Vod saved from the intro song?
Oh I haven't checked.
He seems pretty open slicks thanks to the 39 Regislaw like 76
Well lockpicking is out of the question
We need clearance or we're not getting through I
Do love a good I told you so I never would have thought how about webs penthouse
Should be right upstairs watch for me
What happened tonight? Did they come to your home?
Worse, they came to my pub.
The game was on the telly and I noticed these lads.
They were in club colours but they never once announced that the game.
Pfft, amateurs.
I slipped out the window in the men's room.
I need to find the actual kill team waiting in the alleyway.
And there's the lesson. Never overestimate yourself.
Got a bit hairy after.
The lads.
If the sling had been thrown, I might have actually needed you, I'll mind some mention it.
Or you won't smoke up your arse bond. Join the Americans.
Welcome all. Tonight we celebrate the history of web industries.
But merely looking back, we'll be complacent. Personally, I prefer to look ahead.
More than a century, web industries has pushed for a better, safer future.
Through precision and perfection.
We've continually reduced risk and minimized damage, and yet I want us to aim higher.
What?
I'm reading.
I believe Tech has the power to elevate us above the chaotic fog of our sapient brains
and into a more gracious and enlightened future.
A future free from human limitation and safe from human error.
I'm dedicating myself to making sure that every day, that future moves one step closer.
Yes!
on the other side so we need to get through the door is get through the
door maybe to me just to get through the door
That's the ticket, hey Greenway, over here, yeah, boss me, boss me, Greenway, boss me.
over here. Give me a hand. Is it good? Yes, it's good, Greasy. Sure thing. Zoom, zoom.
How open are the levels? Not super open. I mean, there's like different ways to get
to the objective, but it's not, don't expect like hits man levels openness. It's way more
more like top half of the monocle.
Yeah, well I'll top out some monocles in prison.
The type of prison he's going to.
I'd say he's pretty much mandatory.
You see, he took a dump this morning. Motherboard fried, so I haven't been able to play.
Oh, shit, that's all lucky, crazy.
Did I play hit man absolution? Yes, I did.
I did.
I
Painting of Sir Nicholas Webb receiving a knighthood from the late Queen Elizabeth the second
Nice y'all's I was playing him I was not wasted yeah, man, of course never wasted
You're very kind you didn't seem too surprised about the bodies
something you're not telling me I suspect we'll know soon enough after this
game I know that hit my fork can be a banger yeah if they ever make it
you're good hello thanks 14 another perched or also sealed the lobbies on
the right almost there oh cool yalla horn
I think they'll make a freelancer like mode for this game they don't have
freelancer in the I mean maybe they would that would be sick but they actually
do have other stuff after you unlock quite the bread game there's like these
training missions you can do exactly subtle with different challenges
I'm not sure if yours. How do you know it's a horror?
Well, I'll do now.
Hey, did he get double seven yet? No, not yet, Mellis. Not yet.
There we go. Sorry. I'm gonna fix the AC.
You should really stop meeting like this you blew my cover I had to advance my schedule
I am I your commitment you only as good as your last job give me one reason why we shouldn't
feed you to security first there's only two of you and second I can get you into
the perch once bitten what's the play spend my time on the cover working out
a loophole in security but I'm not gonna lie it's a bit involved I could use a
helping hand or three go on James get up to the penthouse full-timer with me
I'll explain on the way
Angelus thanks for our pride thank you
Angelus
first things first James you'll need to raise the stairs to the penthouse there's
an access panel near the base it may be offline I'll figure it out so you
mentioned the plan accessing the approach requires a level five security
clearance which I don't have but I can trigger a system reboot which will
temporarily unlock the gates and what do I do go to the CCTV room and I'm gonna
miss thank you for till the feet clear as a pass I will infiltrate the main frame
and trigger the procedure but I need the command code which sir Nicholas keeps in
in his office that's you James should have brought my drill beds and exactly
how are you planning to be in three places at once
I work well on the pressure
look there's the door seems easy enough
well play with your three-way new expansion yes the plan
But do you know that I knew that the DLC comes out in 2027, Chad?
Don't hold your breath.
Swanky.
Place could use a rug.
So Nicholas has a hard condition okay huh and it takes ace inhibitors daily
Day is inauguration.
Big day.
Like gadgets stop working.
Right. I forgot.
When Webb went into business with MI6,
he insisted we install a Q-Tech blocker in his office.
So no one from our side could spy on him.
It's like five eyes, only for real.
Where's the trust?
Slovakia.
I believe an exclamation is due.
I wasn't lying. Well, I was mostly lying, just not about 009.
I heard about his mystery file from Damien.
And no clue what was in it, but it had certainly closed boot.
I figured I could use it for blackmail.
Sadly, Damien's dogs beat me to it.
Damien confided in you.
His office was adjacent to mine.
Cool.
I think he knows.
secret button that's it definitely a cat person no cash takes the 82 as far as
like 71 that I washed the suits I mean wash I said it was dirty or something
almost at the mainframe where are we on this cameras which are three is
actually getting a new expansion 11 years later and gts it releases before
Deploma Painting Game Model
So, I guess one, maybe, in that case?
Remember one chat, I'm not going to write it down.
Ah, one.
Painting.
Vibular recalls finding his mother's lifeless body after having consumed the lethal overdose
of...
That writes the painkillers who didn't read about that.
Damien needs a bloody warehouse to store his skeletons.
Oh, Damien Webb's unofficial MI6 case file.
It's heavily redacted but seems to suggest that Damien committed war crimes during his time as a private military contractor.
In 2018, he and a small band of mercenaries were arrested during a botched coup d'etat attempt in Central Africa, orchestrated by a Dutch mining company.
So Nicholas must have pulled some heavy favors to bury his son's antics and avoid a scandal that would tarnish the family name
All the game just guides me to where these are you don't look at that. No
Still no suit all comes boss elix every techno conditions for
Nightmare
Game and then what was it model model
Where's the game should have start to game development nine
And then the model I mean we have the miniature model over there was this
number sequence got it the command code is basilisk you make a fine sight
take James now cover your tracks and get ready to move I'm activating the
security or cry something's gonna happen this looks like a big stealth
room or something damn what a fucking office Jesus
Right now. I'll see you off
Careful Jax
This operation
Like it or not, there is a spot like that.
Pull one thread and we're all on the rebels.
Bond, try to get closer.
I'll use the feed from your mic to try and record what they're saying.
Maybe we'll get lucky.
Stay hidden, move closer.
Could have knocked some more on.
And what about our tenacious friend?
This may be hard for someone like you to comprehend,
but I deal with threats using appropriate means and force.
He is finished, but he is one man, and he's not alive yet.
And what does the great Saint Nicholas wear to fear?
Please, enlighten me. Please, think.
We've no room for mistakes.
Go to Vietnam and make it clean this time.
Nom?
Yes, yes, I get it.
Vietnam. Clean as a whistle.
Hang on, it's time for my medicine.
What are those?
Ace inhibitors are lowering my blood pressure.
Daily, he takes me home.
Still, water's run deep.
Your colleague, the one who perished,
we're taking you close.
We thought alike.
My condolences.
His brother's not taking me well.
This will get ugly.
I'll explain, sir.
Your invention is nothing if not predictable.
Wait, am I supposed to...
Okay.
Nice.
Escape to Penthouse.
Okay.
Damn.
Now locked in hold on there's supposed to be an escape passage look for a hidden switch somewhere on the web's desk
Found it
Damn
I'm out wet in the security office take the door on your right. It's locked. I'm going in here
Fuck your instructions. Sure. Why will when you can call you need to reach the bridge to the purge
If you're not across it one the timer runs out, you'll be stranded.
Thanks. I get the picture.
I'm back on the exact floor. What now?
Head out. We'll have a clear view of the gate.
Who's that?
There's an elevator at the end of the hallway. Hurry, James.
The path is crawling the security.
Get the door on your right and make a run for it you know me
Thank you
Oh
I never saw that little finish animation there with the meat.
Okay, we gotta get hurry now
Thank God for yellow paint
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Never thought about it.
When you're ready, Bond.
Money, honey. We're in.
Money, honey?
Don't bother. Your place is a giant faraday cage. Nothing goes in or out.
Now she tells us. The evidence is here, and we need access before they wipe the servers.
Good luck with that, boys.
We should do this again sometime.
Right.
She does that.
Have I had the itch to watch a Bond movie?
No, not really.
Look, in the ceiling,
fire suppression system, possibly.
Still, let's trip carefully.
Think about considering it.
What a little stream blade
Holy shit
My stream PC
I see yellow paint here.
It's far too dangerous. Careful. It's not safe. Broken glass everywhere.
What happened here?
Some buffoon with a cart full of angle grinders smashed through the wall.
You ask me, everything that has wheels ought to require a license.
What do we need lab coats anyway?
It's quite still in the server room. We had a technician who'd only wear Hawaiian shirts
and the silly chap ended up with double-sided pneumonia.
Besides, I like it when everyone dresses the same. Soothing to the eyes.
Who are you exactly?
Oh, you wouldn't have heard of me.
I'm only the Perch Safety Inspector.
I'm everyone's guardian angel,
but nobody cares about safety until someone loses a finger.
Can't let you through.
We haven't had a workplace injury in over three years,
and we're not starting out.
Ugh!
Help us!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Oh, good Lord.
I like when he just does it behind like that.
Excuse me, but this isn't a public area. I'm with them in words unit. If the salvage vital data to Vietnam operation, go on
Trust me bro, I need some of this
Oh, this is my screening room, right?
Where's the fireplace?
Let's get it done.
Any questions?
Bollocks, they've taken most of the servers offline already.
Someone needs to bring them back on manually.
Lay it on me.
First we must work out the procedure.
Check the control panel on the admin unit over there.
See if you can't turn it back on.
If you don't have enough focus points, you can't lie like this, right?
Exactly, yeah.
It's the points you see
You see to the left bottom left of the watch the the lightning bolt that that you need a certain amount depending on what you want to do
You can like fake fake surrender
Which costs like two you can do what I did which costs four
And you get them by taking out enemies
I'm not sure if I can get it.
How's that?
Still no access.
There must be some kind of fire.
Just try something else.
Take it back offline and look for a manual.
One, two, three, four.
I
Flap and chat thanks six anniversary earls of risk takes two years and he's the gifts and anonymous thank you
So thanks 35 the dark redeemer things of the prime up a place. Thanks town. Thank you guys
Here we go
Okay, I'll chill, can I have pizza?
MOLT THE BAN!
I'm looking at the pizza, man!
Ay yo, what up, Evan and Evan?
We're done. Plus the 4,000 is scrap metal.
There you go. Starting this cluster as soon as Carl's taking him offline.
We're done.
Bon, I have three matches. Servers, 1,100, 2,600, and 3,200.
Look for the numbers on the floor.
Copy that.
And remember to flip the overwrite switch, or else I won't be able to access the data.
Got that?
It's not rocket science.
Oh, I see.
or else I won't be able to access the data. Got that?
It's not rocket science.
I'll carry on then, before they catch on.
Wait, who's seeing me?
Oh wait, yeah, I can't comply. I can't comply.
I can't comply I
Want to restart it. I wanted to comply but I was too slow
It's gonna be tricky with I'm going up and down is this is it better than everything or nothing. Yeah
Three matches service 1100 2600 and 3200 look for the numbers
I
Remember to flip the over right switch
Or else I won't be able to access the data. This is
Rocket science. Let's have this distract. Let these guys move and then we can cook
I need that guy to move.
Hey, you!
Or maybe I don't. Well, you know what, let's do this.
What?
Let's go down with this.
What's that?
He's fine, don't worry about it.
He's fine.
It's all good.
He's not conscious.
Oh.
Well, yeah.
But he's alive, haven't he?
We need to sweep the area.
Copy.
Oh, well, yeah, but he's alive.
We need to sweep the area.
Copy.
Yes.
Keep walking around.
Walk around it.
Don't come this way.
You haven't checked anything.
You're gonna come around this way?
Yes, good.
Alright, that's good.
twice. Get some magnet heads here.
Oh, wait.
Is that a man down?
What the fuck is happening?
What?
Can you stop that please?
Get back here now!
I swear, I just found him like this.
Can you quiet?
Oh, because of spaghetti
And then he sees me through the crack, how do you see me through the
We're good. Yes. Okay good
I want to walk or eat the manual over right first.
Yes, but I need to get rid of the guards first.
This isn't good.
Somebody down just there go check it out
The hell
It's not conscious
Guys if you could like stop staring this way that'd be great
Hey, are they injured?
Nah.
Where the hell are you going?
Easy. Maybe he's sleeping. Enough.
What?
Fuck this!
Fucking super kick over here!
Oh!
The thing is, that whole spaghetti thing only happened because I accidentally went out
of cover.
It would have been fine.
Game plan I did perfect game plan
Glacial thank you wait where am I wait where am I wait what I've no idea where I am
Well, this is one of the servers but I'll all right, I'll take it
What?
What was that?
What is it?
Let me take down.
Take down!
of
of
of
of
of
I'm calling the data now.
I don't know what to do.
Thirty-two hundred now.
See?
Somebody needs help! Just there!
Hey! I know how this looks, and you're right, but I swear, I found him like this.
Thank you. Now move away. My office.
Right, now. I need to shoot.
I'll need you to handle this.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
is giving up so much heat all of a sudden. Hello there.
Thirty two hundred. Yep.
Fuck, there's a guy there too.
Oh, my game plan!
Oh
Very cool job, son
Why the- did you flip over-
Ah, I just got away.
He's the next server.
There is no other server.
I wish I had the smoke grenade or whatever.
Next mission, surely.
First time I did it wasn't registered, maybe?
Yeah, we'll see now.
Henry's come to see us.
Nice.
On my way.
I'm sorry.
Placeful is kind of cave-like, they think.
The servers are like, stalactites of data.
No, I'm very... I had you wanted and dropping all ahead.
See, sometimes I don't resort to violence.
I
Poisoned a guy. Yeah, we'll be fine
Okay, what have you got mission reports now's Marley 2019
Karachi 2021. The drone strike on Saracen, the arms deal.
I thought that was a CIA.
So was the CIA.
But...
These are all MI6 black ops based on confirmed payer data.
Some of our biggest intelligence successes in the last decade.
But if I'm reading this right,
we were working off a false intel every single time.
Thayer makes mistakes.
Thayer makes mistakes.
And the reason we don't know about it...
It's because Webb covers it up.
Thayer, you...
So it looks like every time Thayer gets a wires crossed,
he dispatches Damien to fix the narrative,
to alter crime scenes,
plan evidence, frame, or eliminate witnesses,
correcting the facts to fit the data.
And this has been going on all the way back to London 2014.
There was a line right from the start.
There was no more.
They drew a false conclusion, so when made it true, frame 009 and the others.
They never betrayed anybody.
You couldn't have done it.
Bring one.
Aye aye, Sloth.
We're out of time.
James Barn, you ever fall in the head of shit tanks?
I know you did. You lied about everything.
You're not seeing the big picture.
It's not your fault.
It takes a certain kind of mind.
I got it. Eggs and omelettes.
Bayer saves more lives than it destroys.
The real crime would be to shut it down.
You know, it almost sounds convincing.
Did you know that every year 1.35 million people are killed in car accidents worldwide?
And yet, we just accept it. Fact of life.
But if a single driverless car malfunctions, clear the front page.
with a front page.
Fascinating.
Your point.
People are short-sighted.
They have boundless patience for human stupidity
but zero tolerance for machine error.
I'm only paving the way for a brighter future.
Of course, there is the future,
except nightfall wasn't a single isolated incident.
Thayer made mistakes again and again, and you let it continue.
You've failed.
Your miracle machine is broken.
Thayer is the smartest mind on the planet.
It will attain perfection, and when it does, the lies will no longer matter.
But just like you and I, Thayer learns by doing.
To become perfect, it must be used.
But MI6 would never have let me use it.
Unless it already was perfect, you'd see my predicament.
Oh, I do.
And until reality catches up with your lie,
everyone who gets in the way is framed, discredited or killed.
This lie has cost me everything.
We each live with the consequences of our actions.
But as you yourself said, we can't do nothing.
That's the biggest sin of all.
Enough.
You can rationalize it anywhere you want.
You won't change your damn thing.
I change things all the time.
I changed you, John.
And as for you...
I guess we'll never know.
Bond step aside
The rocket pound
New gadgets locked yes missile
3-way slot, safe, safe to call, slot, vent, use the- 3-way
Fire missiles from the missile pen to blow up objects in the environment and quickly
damage enemies.
Fucking A.
I need I don't have enough to use it. I need more bio stuff. Oh here
to escape but you watch yourself reinforcements here
take this person guard by the looks of it. Thanks for the heads up
they're pretty soy pussing
All right, this will surely be fully stale.
license to kill
Um
I'm not sure about this
Yeah, you're not supposed to still face all right
I have license to kill motherfucker
Oh
Something to remember me by
Oh
This is insane!
I'm glad to hear it, I'm all instead the flight deck.
Get here as far as you can.
Do my best.
I
See what this pressure forever
Oh
Really didn't want to have to do that
I got him!
You f***ing f***!
Mine!
You want me down?
Got you!
Lost visual on the target.
Reach the distance!
Let's catch him.
I got him!
This is as hard as they've ever looked at.
But as long as you use gun throw, you're invincible.
It's so powerful.
I
Am the missile is very good
HAHAHAHAHA
This figure's insane!
I
Come I think though, it's really good
come on just push through
fuck I have no more rocket fans
oh my will
Chill a bit chill chill
Yeah, we're not guns
Yo, what up, Phil?
God, it's just clear.
Gotta keep going.
Fuck, I have no more missile pen.
Ah!
Oh, okay.
It says drop but it doesn't do shit
Minus everything I guess
Oh shit with the icon
Ask yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right fuck
I thought I looted it.
Fuck the gun.
I'm- LOOT THE FUCKING PING!
Oh you did, okay.
Alright, fine.
Okay, that doesn't work.
Fuck ya.
Mine is all my mag.
I'll break this!
Okay
Ah
Which are yeah, which are deals is true man topics three and man Swedish man true HK
blue thing sub man for all good things 86.
Don't again, I'm a 41.
Oh fuck.
Um.
Hey, you.
Yeah.
Error.
Weight and balance detected.
Please vacate the loading area.
Thank you.
Re-scanning cargo.
Stamper.
Freeway.
I'm near the flight deck.
Get ready for lift off.
It's bonnet up below yet, no.
Ignore it.
Ignore it.
Damn it.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Got a hurry.
Good evening fellas.
It's the way to the rooftop bar.
Huh?
You hear that Lawrence? The man's first.
Let's quench it for him.
You bloody...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do not read it should be in like your inventory like twitch.tv slash inventory takes is your
which inventory I'm on the hardest difficult team
Greenway I'm almost there talk to me this cabinet is the
82
Oh, shh!
To draw their attention while I raise the platform.
How do I reach you?
Your only chance is to jump across from the control room and I want my, it's gonna be
tight.
I want you to bring cover.
Now shut the hang of doors.
The lock is here.
I don't make it.
Go.
jump across from the control room. And I want mine. It's gonna be tight.
The police in the red cover. They'll shut the hang of doors. The lock is here.
I don't make it. Go.
Oh, man, I really want to shoot. Shoot the pipes. Okay, fine.
But I wanted to sell going
Good lord
Oh, okay. Um, yeah, the whole death man.
I have to kind of run there I'll have a smoke bomb it'd be so easy with smoke bomb
So
So many convenient explosives!
Well, there's gun for it.
Did I watch the Tex ever show in your childhood too?
I have no idea what that is.
He was called something else in Sweden.
Where are you going?
You need to finish this.
Greenwood, you were right, Bond.
I couldn't have known, but I didn't even try.
I never even looked.
You're giving up?
Yeah, the whole AI computer has been wrong in its calculations, but the big evil Corpo
has covered it up. So, yeah.
That's where we're at right now.
After five days I have successfully moved 13 hours cross-country with your favorite orange cat and we finally have it done.
We are so back. 0047, you now have a license to kill Corpor.
Thank you, birdie.
Y'all pay when smooth, man.
Lift.
Now.
I loop the security feeds on the lobby in the elevator.
We don't have enough time.
No, we don't.
They're wiping everything at WebHQ.
We need to send a team over there right now
Look, it's not that simple James. What? We messed up go into webs
You don't do a thing like that without consequence consequences for web. Here's a very powerful man. What's wrong with everyone?
First Greenway now you
For Greenway, this is a whole different game what he learned to you changes everything for win
He doesn't deserve your anger. Well, perhaps not. This is still what we did tonight
Changed the rules. Where are we going? You'll see
coffee
You're making coffee to do with a cup
Okay, they call it the null space whatever goes on in here never happened no surveillance not on any blueprint
It doesn't exist if you hope to bury this you're out of luck
I don't care who web is we need to stop him what we do is not up to us anymore
Bob is this em stalling where is she I'll talk some sense into what be careful
what you wish for
just through here
There's been a development.
St Nicholas's wherefore sent me this.
In case you're wondering, it is footage of you and Greenway assaulting WebHQ,
two of my agents rogue on British soil.
That doesn't change the fact, do you?
It changes everything.
He is accusing you of terrorism.
He's cc'd half the cabinet.
As we speak, there are arrest orders with your name on it.
half the cabinet. As we speak, there are arrest orders with your names on them,
working their way through the system, and my future's not looking much brighter.
Oh, is he said to show them what we found?
Oh, God, don't be so naive.
It's one thing that you broke into WebHQ. It's another that you got caught,
but leaving without proof? You couldn't have botched this any worse had you tried.
But you're not handing me in.
Of course I'm not. I'm sending you on a blackout to collect the irrefutable proof
we need to bring down the wealth I am putting a lot of trust in you don't you
dare disappoint me money penny don't finish the mission brief and bond you
go and seek you you're dismissed
We're going to norm and what about there it's obviously compromised this mission is strictly
off the record so you can't use it anyways am I six needs to shut it down right now and
then what I'm needs to play her part in aid in apprehending her rogue agents and they will
Yes. However, I'm taking a few pages out of 009's playbook.
I've already set up hundreds of breadcrunch trails for rogue agent James Bond on the run.
That should buy us some time.
Meanwhile, you, Mr. St. Jin Smythe, do what Billy and Ed Playboys do best.
Go to a luxury resort.
The trip booked a year ago, no one will suspect a thing.
I think.
A luxury resort, you say?
Sounds awful.
So, we know Damien is heading to Vietnam.
He's managed to figure out his destination.
The exclusive resort, the Pearl.
According to his social media,
St. John's Wife was really looking forward to his stay.
But unfortunately for him, he bears a striking resemblance to you.
And some odd mix-up with the permits where his private jet is now delaying his take-off.
I daresay he will stay grounded until you send word it's safe to clear up this misunderstanding.
Oh, that might take some time.
Actually, it might. Without Seya, you're in for some good old-fashioned spy work.
St. John's Smiles was Bon's alias in the view to a kill.
oh yeah we can have more gadgets now yeah
y'all the fucks I feel about those seven are you like it yeah this game is
lovely yeah thanks to that 43 it's very on rails but yeah like I've said many
times now it is exactly what I expect I didn't expect like hit man open world
or any like open levels or whatever
maybe that's what happened to my twitch conflight yeah true true
The levels are linear.
Speaking of silver linings nice try, but some of them are like a little bit open
There's like different ways to do it, but it's not like you have some gadgets line up
It's not as big as I hit by you know more compact
Oh a suppressor now
You know it is cute. Yeah, we can have for now laser strap missile pen dark phone
I might remove the dart foam.
The laser strap is so nice, I don't want to remove that.
Missile pen is really cool.
Dallas Givers your classic RPG launcher.
As far as the time of the ship chart packs enough Explosives of Pearson Armoredor.
Perfect way to win in arguments.
I haven't really used the flash mine.
If you need to cover your escape or leave someone a nasty surprise
Yeah, I haven't really played with a smoke it's true
A shockwave camera haven't like used at all I
Mean you'd want to electric and you'd want to
Electric.
Yeah, I'll ditch the dart phone probably or the missile pen. Even the missile pen is so good.
I'll use the smoke pod instead. Yeah, let's try this.
Yeah, this music is sick. It's what Chew is listening to as he's working on the car.
I don't want dark stone, I want the missile pen.
Um, yeah, I'm happy with this because then there's like a stealth thing
Missile pen for combat, but then you have these yeah laser straps always so nice. I'll roll with this
Pick up suppressed pistol
What a beauty look at that
No equipment runs. You're an autonomous reviewer, thank you. Have I gnomed today? No? Fuck,
that was terrible, forget other than that.
You're familiar to ask. You're part of a ghost pattern.
I'm no expert, but I believe it's a probability paradox. When one has a large enough data
said accidental patterns emerge from the chaos coincidences that appear to
liberate random events that seem meaningful. I've done my do-all.
If people slip on banana peels it starts to look like banana peels are out to get us.
Spot on.
So, Sir Nicholas Webb.
Try and line between genius and madness.
Um...
Present company excluded of course.
Of course.
How did we not realize that Webb was covering up theirs mistakes?
Confirmation bias, I suppose. We saw what we expected to see there was supposed to be infallible
So no one searched too hard for evidence to the contrary there made us complacent and risk averse
Hopefully this whole side affair will serve as a word. I think we're about start chapter 8. I imagine
depends on what's in the class
Is this game speed runnable?
The main story I mean you can but it would it will get boring pretty fast because it's a lot of like scripted segments and stuff
You have a lock on Greenway. He was in a rough spot when I last saw him.
Greenway knows our playbook front to back. If he doesn't want to be found, there's not much we can do about it.
Look, Greenway has had the rug pulled from under him. Give him some space.
Well, I'm ready to head out.
Front gate's too risky. You'll need to take the sewer exit.
A sewer?
Can't be helped, I'm afraid. Let me get the door for you.
No, this game doesn't have rank like that not in the story, but they might on the
In the like the missions you can do
right good luck on
On the main menu, there's like these side missions you can do and different challenges and stuff kind of like hitman
Maybe those
So tell me James are you familiar with the scientist Benjamin Kwan?
I read about him, I think. Some kind of green energy pioneer.
Full marks. Retrino-Voltaic energy research.
Sadly, he died last month in Singapore under ambiguous circumstances.
Three weeks later, a solar geo-engineering specialist died in Orlando, Florida.
Circumstances equally ambiguous.
That's their partner, Marjus.
Indeed. They have flagged these seemingly unconnected deaths
with consistent with the MO of an elusive terrorist.
A rabid extinctionist who believes that mankind is a cancer on the planet that needs to be purged.
Sounds delightful.
Safe to say this caliban is not too keen on scientific progress.
What's it got to do with Webb?
Here's the kicker.
According to Interpol, caliban's child remains were recovered from a Mexican landfill.
According to forensics, he's been dead for months.
Now if this is true...
It means they are made another blunder.
Another ghost pattern.
Yes.
Yes, we believe Damien is in Vietnam to cover up this latest mistake.
Likely, he plans to stage a copycat game, making it look like Caliban is very much alive and kicking.
The filming phase original conclusion.
Here's the target.
I'm afraid we don't know.
That part is up to you.
Oh, we're noming!
Except it said Damien looks like this.
I need to have a look see.
Can I go up on the beach? Shortcut?
Alright, time for a little Q&A. Who are we playing today, James?
Smythe.
Singin' Smythe.
And what do we do for work?
We run our own company.
Same day courier service called Go Get It.
Caught shit a year after turning our back on the music business.
Why would we do such a thing?
Too many arseholes and egos.
Lovely.
The Vietnam.
Once a year we hop on a plane and venture somewhere to recharge our creative juices.
This year when the dice rolled, the 8-man came up.
Okay. I buy it.
It's because I'm selling it so well.
Chapter 8, Time to Die.
There's a pier.
And the welcoming committee.
Time to get in character.
The other water effect is a bit dank. It is...
I'm hot.
Welcome to the power, Mr.SaintJohn Smith.
I did realize fine. It's fine. It is a little bit like that.
Oh, dear.
I'm just getting started.
Decent.
That's very good.
Your villa is this way.
We pride ourselves on exclusivity and discretion here at the pub.
Stay on point, James.
Extrude the place later.
Okay, fine.
We pride ourselves on exclusivity and discretion here at the pearl
As such we do not keep digital records of a guest stay with us
I need you to sign the ledger reception to confirm your arrival here. I need I was who did not be in yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did
I did yeah
One more thing
There's a package waiting for you inside your villa. It arrived this morning
enjoy your time at the pearl mr. Smyth I most certainly will you are a little too
good at that what being a bit of a bell-end oh I'm gonna say just seems to come naturally
I'm
Damn's pretty
this bucket is 85% of it is 95%
so bro, and I'm just gonna have to soy vong
yeah that means I'm boned bro
I know because I do Spanish Duolingo
and in Harry Potter when Voldemort rearranges the letter or Tom Riddle
It changed in Spanish it says, Soilord Voldemort.
I think I'm gonna enjoy this place.
Yeah, it does.
It's funny.
Soilord Voldemort.
What is it?
Just open it.
Q-Track, a smart bug, designed to protect assets in the field.
That's new.
Once inside the bloodstream, it tracks location, heart rate and vital signs for up to 24 hours,
before it's then broken down by the body.
And the glasses?
Q-glasses. They see everything, recording it back here at MI6.
So you see what I see?
Yeah, I get to live vicariously through you for the next 24 hours, but why?
Once you get out of the potential targets, I can confirm it's them through the glasses
Wonderful pop them on
We're live good stuff. I guess I am this handsome
Hang on
Yeah, I ego of yours is fogging up the lens to shake right enough tech talk
I need to calibrate the glasses
Okay, sure start here
Compliments of the tranquility cave
All organic gluten and cruelty free that's some next level spa stuff great at least I smell good when dining shows up
Yeah, they're bent or is great
So that's what a thousand pound bottle of bourbon looks like
You and me hoping for a bag of peanuts
Shush buds always wanted a pair of those
Okay, last is calibrated time to get eyes on that ledger so we can find out who it is web is here to kill
I just jump down far
Funny funny eyes on Damian here traced into an airport in farm bra ordered a private plane to Singapore with five other men
That I haven't been able to identify yet
Thank you, mate. Thank you like to follow me mr. Smite
Reception is this way
So what do people do for fun at the pile depends
Some guests prefer to simply just be during their time here
We also offer a traditional healing ceremony, which is very popular with our guests
It completely realigns the body's spiritual energy sounds intense. I
Won't cry will I?
Many do I think I'd rather repress
Here we are
Reception is right over there. My colleague will help you get signed in
Me I'm not checking out
I'm being upgraded actually
Of course you are.
You must be important.
Very.
The Emperor Villa will be ready shortly.
Please make yourself comfortable while you wait.
Oh, I'll do that, thank you.
Why don't you catch your name?
I didn't give it.
Oh.
Attractive mystery woman.
Um, singin' Smythe, no. Eyes on the ledger, James.
Right, yeah. Ledger. On it.
Ledger.
Right.
Hit us on the ledger. Make my stay official.
Mr. Smythe, we've been expecting you.
Give it a flick through, so I can get a look at names.
Good fucking LRs, Eva.
Thank you, please.
Got what I need. Running a check.
I'll do. Enjoy your stay with us, sir.
No, you don't have to tell me twice.
Okay. Got three profiles that fit Caliban's M.O.
Roman Hernandez, Billy and Earthen Anthropist,
geneticist Theresa Lorca, who you just met,
and Ellis White, the Timor-Rock star scientist.
Let's go find our three potentials.
Okay. I can't swim.
47. No.
Bald equals 47.
I haven't seen Miss Locker today.
All right. Thanks.
I'm looking for a guest, Ellis White.
Nowhere am I finding him.
Ah, yes.
The American and his enthusiastic friends
were over by the Velvet Lantern Bar last time I saw him.
Being harmful.
You could say that.
You'll find the bar right behind me and down the stairs.
Looking for a guest, Ramon Hernandez.
Nowhere I can find him.
Mr. Hernandez is likely at his villa.
He tends to keep to himself during his time here at the Polar.
Great. Any chance you can point me to it?
Wait, is this person in his game or is he really accurate?
Yeah, they're good.
They're very good.
All right, Roy, I guess we'll go down here.
If you go for me online.
Krupp's magazine's 2025 Man of the Year.
They call him Mr. Magnetic.
Developed a liquid that binds microplastic particles to separate them from water,
so that they can be safely removed.
They'd him a very rich man.
Just thank you in my ear.
We can't use the dart or laser on anyone we need to bug.
They can interfere with the Q-Trak functionality.
Q doesn't want me to have any fun.
What do I forget?
I was thinking we should step out of this little bubble
and head over to the mainland.
The markets, the streets.
I want to have a wander around.
Let's find a cafe or bar tucked away in the corner of somewhere
and have a drink.
People watch for a few hours.
I would never do something like that at home
because we're just so bloody busy all the time.
What do you think? Oh, I'm sure I love this.
One of them came over when you were in the bathroom,
invited me to come to a party at the Oceanview Bar
with his famous friend, Ellis White.
Looking up, apparently, he's a big deal in the eco-signs world.
I hope you told him to get lost.
White is at the Oceanview Bar.
Marked it for you on your Q-lens.
Thank you.
Aha.
We yoga in
it's
he says it's
maybe
I like it
it's relaxing me
like that deal
look at it
stop
Emperor Villa
Villa
You can't come this way, Bre.
My mate's throwing a bit of a draw.
If you don't have an invite, I'll let you in.
Of course. I'm probably left in my suite.
Bre, don't fetch him.
That was... interesting.
Who makes flyers as invites for a private party?
Alice White, apparently.
And one with a distinct lack of dreams.
Speaking of which, I'll go see if I can order some.
Oh, hi.
Could I order some gems for the ocean, madam?
I'm afraid we're unable to serve you or Mr. White due to the large number of complaints
we've had from Father Cass.
We'll see about that.
Well, what I do that could be just you
How does the game compared to Garf cart?
Clearly the better game this one not the other one
Yeah, I mean I could just laser her in the eyes, I guess
Wait, I want to see what this is
Yeah
That's our target, and it's white.
No, Mike's a drink.
Q-Track's still worth to be swallowed in, right?
You're right, Mike.
And you know what?
This place in the management can kiss Mike's own ass.
I spend more than one night in the-
I don't think so.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is a generarious channel.
Yo, chill.
You lost, man.
Private party.
St. John's Mide.
Big fan.
Sounds like you've got yourself a drink problem.
I manage.
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah, the bar.
Apparently, my friends and I have
been bothering some of the other guests,
so they shut us down.
Oh, maybe I can help.
Maybe you can.
I misplaced the keys to the mini bar, and I'm getting thirsty.
Would you mind taking a walk with my pal, John,
to here to go fetch a new set?
He'll show you where.
Do that?
I'm all yours.
What do you say?
I'll be too.
My man, Jonte, you're up.
Can't believe I'm doing this.
Bruh.
Maybe setting the fanboy.
Why am I stuck walking you and those tiny shorts
to the bar to get a set of keys I told them couldn't be got?
Just point me in my shorts in the right direction.
I'll do the rest.
Easy for you to say, Bruh.
Bruh.
I tried getting them earlier.
Staff caught me.
Made a total scene.
They wanted to throw me up only for inner stepping in.
Now, if I so much as breathe near that storage room,
they'd toss me out on my ass.
So, anyway.
Go, you.
Yay.
Go, me.
I don't think it's probably not a static X13.
I'm not playing you, guys.
Play it.
142, Shinkiba, by the way.
What can I play?
The key's in the storage room behind the bar.
Go get that bar key buddy.
There's nothing right here waiting for you.
No problem buddy.
Huh.
Hey, you.
Now we can see what sort of treats come up right for the menu.
Imagine.
I'll take all the wine please.
You know you're going to have to get rid of the barman first.
Yeah, there's a few tasks it seems like yeah
There's something up here you can do
007 that money just eliminated that was calibre well done
You
I can't hop up here, maybe it's the other side.
The fire is still calling the patterns here.
His money is louder than we are.
At least they shut the bar down when he was getting out of hand.
You're too much good.
He'll be back at it again later tonight.
True.
You're almost done.
Mahamon checking.
Better safe than sorry.
Ah! My eyes!
Oh!
no violence here
got them nice they said back to the guys pretty smooth work getting those
kids I'm not gonna lie I really thought you'd go you have little faith John T
wasn't that hard to get them anyway I was wrong and I was spoiling you he might
just fit right in with us thanks tell Thomas thanks for that 16 minds all
Thanks for that problem. Yeah, party people the key masters have written
All right party time where's them banging tunes brother bar is open
Brue I mean something that kicks hard like a mule. I'm sober enough here. Yeah
Tequila slammer. I do make a meme tequila slammer read my mind
One slumber for mr. Magnetic coming up
Cassie, right?
Crux coin now when I'm actually
Tequila slammer I don't even know wasn't too keen on it at first, but my new lady friend over there
She digs it if you know what I mean. Oh, I bet she does
Between you and I it's like shooting fish in a barrel here. It's like bang bang bang then back to my villa for X-rated wrestling
You get what I'm saying, bro. I don't need to spell it out for you.
No. Oh, I think I get the picture.
I want to punch him so hard right now.
Me too.
Me too, what?
From me to you. One tequila slammer.
It's my new friend, Smithe.
It is true what they say.
Not all heroes wear king.
It's a lie, Smithe.
It's a lie, Smithe.
It's not an observation here.
It's a lie.
It's a lie.
It's a lie.
It's a lie.
It's a lie.
It's a lie.
I don't even know if it's a real message or just a pasta.
I don't know what to say.
Magnum melt breaks plastics down in seconds gone poof like that shit never existed
I'm talking clean oceans in our lifetime, bro. Yeah need extra bank to move it into full production
How long you in Vietnam fool? That's sure my ex went nuclear threw me out took the dogs last my threads
To lead in my favorite TV shows like total
So called the boys up took them out here with me
No the way it is bruh.
Life gives you lemons.
Turn them into margaritas.
I'm coming to shoot.
Remember, drink responsibly.
No chance.
Drink responsibility.
Alright, we got a low kid Theresa Ramon.
She ain't got it.
But my coach, he's like this super serious guy.
He tells me I'm progressing faster
than anyone he's trained before.
I mean, ever.
Oh really?
What about up here, what's up?
as well as the crime scenes and war scenes.
Oh sorry, I need to eat the strawberry.
Hello, these people think it's okay to leave the rooms like that.
Honestly, I don't understand it.
No, I suppose you want to go with me to the party on me?
I can't. Working late and I'm trying to get the emperor villa ready for Miss Luka.
She's over at the surround, she's face waiting on us to finish the room.
Well, Cops.
Sounds like a fancy name to offer.
Let's hope not.
And I appreciate it.
Anyway, it's in the centre of the resort.
We love our IOLI's environment signs very good, yeah.
Hitman's the same, he's beautiful.
So hot here.
Oh, really? Motherfucker.
Easy now.
My Lord in here.
What up, Galspers? Game's lovely.
Quick summary, last but not least, the Drug Lord part.
Yeah, after that, they figured out that 009 wasn't actually a traitor or anything.
but the whole point the whole like issue the bad guy in the game is actually you
know the AI PC I'm sure no one saw that coming well what it does is it's
calculating these like situations right but it's been calculating them wrong
ever since 2014 I think they said and the big company is covering it up so now
We're taking him down
I'm going to the ball from a quick hold up
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
My god.
I'm sorry Mr. Smyne, but the Serenity space is full at the moment, I can have someone
What do you mean?
Emma is wearing those shorts, IRL.
Apologies again.
And the vest.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What am I saying?
I suppose quiet is too much to ask for your face.
Not for that though. Just a quick tip for me.
What was the point of that minus one
Ottoman, please I'm going this way
This is my we do hope you're enjoying a stable
Cave oh wait what
Oh
Who are you sentence my wellness division
Thanks, you again?
She know the analysis of Marina Bacter in its role in urgent biosynthesis.
Yeah, I'm in genetics.
Boring sight stuff, Mr.
Our names now.
John.
Theresa.
I like boring sight stuff.
Try me.
Okay then.
Do you ask for it?
Well,
algae are inherently more efficient
at carbon removal than terrestrial plants.
Their entire surface is dedicated to the act for the synthesis.
They absorb as much carbon as all the plants and trees online combined.
Someone was paying attention in biology class.
Only to the past and not at most.
So, there's this particular strain of algae called Chlorello vulgaris
that absorbs more CO2 than any other plant on the planet.
That's why I'm here at the convention.
to secure funding for this super strain I'm developing,
which will be our most potent weapon against climate change.
Potentially.
That simple, huh?
That simple.
How about another?
Um...
The emperor villager is ready for you, mom.
They've got a habit of doing that, haven't they?
I should hope so.
Me again, Pines.
See you around, John.
All right, Romeo, step out of it.
De Niro.
Shut up.
I do like it.
What was her name?
Colette.
Jesus James.
Really?
Of course.
a locker now trapped in the system now time to find her mom
All right last one mr. Ramon shoot she had hair. Oh might have got some already
I had the contract on all the evening for weeks, you know it.
The more I think about it, I don't think it's a good idea to knock on the door at home.
And ask for a need for a plan.
In my not seeing what I do.
I'll try to pull it out, I'll keep it with me.
Bingo, Ramon's in the hang villa.
I was going to go to the hungry villa together, private security could be Ramon's place just thinking about myself
something I can do for you afternoon I'm here to see Mr. Hernandez he's busy and
it's important so it's his yoga appointment which is exactly why I'm
here where's the one from yesterday he quit got bands out of shape of a
something he took Mr. Hernandez blue yoga mat after the session
without going fetch it and be right back the sooner we can get Mr. Hernandez feeling
sensation all the better I get it is them find another way in James the yoga
center is inside the tranquility cave on my way I mean you can just go here but
I'd rather you can just climb in here I imagine but I want to get the yoga mat I
want to do yoga session
Yeah, I did the opposite of the radio, but it gets shrubbed.
Yeah, game is really cool.
I don't know where I can find the Tranquility Cave by any chance.
No, I don't know.
I don't know what meme guy.
You might want to take a look at that stress aura around you.
Thanks, you look great too
I have not seen this meme
Exactly, no gas rhyme
I need some uh, lay source.
Actually, we could probably just go in here and do some shit.
Ah, yoga storage key first.
Well, I could just blind this guy.
Not sorry.
I need another club mission. That music was banger. Yeah, I was falling same thing and hit my little banger
club mission.
How am I trespassing now? Well, I'm not, see.
W
Guns don't really align with my spiritual values
This is fun like you could have just gone on the side and then just sneak in and then you have to deal with all these guards
Now I don't got to deal with shit. I just got to walk in here
If you were an agent with your number be double oh no
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
You have 30 seconds.
The terrorist caliber. We think you're his next target.
I'm always somebody's next target.
A simple phone call would have surprised a mister.
Let me, James.
It wouldn't have, because I wouldn't have been able to give you this.
Swallow it. It allows us to track you and your vitals for 24 hours.
I left here 24 hours.
You piss it out. I stopped the bad guys and we all go home.
Give it here.
Pause easy
Now if you'll excuse me, I need a cigarette to call my nerves. I
Wonder how this would have worked if you didn't do the yoga part. I guess the same me straight up says he's from at my six
Wouldn't miss it for the world
By the way, I believe this yoga mat is yours
No, I'm gonna see if you have a card. Yeah
Bunk the cards have spoken
But everyone always try to kill you just drink it like that yeah, yeah true
Is there anything you need us to do to ensure Ramon's safety, or is that tracker he took
enough?
It should be enough.
I wouldn't have to tie anything up around here.
Oh, the testosterone in this room.
What?
Still sorry I got past you and your friends here.
Watch your step.
That thing on the Montauk. Are there any side effects? I guess we're about to find out.
Have you ever thought about doing another Cyberpunk playthrough for the other endings? No. No planes.
No no blames.
That was all three of them.
Perfect. I've got some time to kill.
Another big one.
Theresa?
That thing thinks so bad that you.
What's he doing?
Yes, sir?
Cotel, please.
Surprised me.
James, what are you playing at?
I'm taking a moment.
Are you serious?
Damien's en route. We need to be ready.
Who says I'm not?
Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be?
Ramon took that Q-Trak pretty quickly. What do you have on him?
Agra Verde was a waste recycling outfit
that caught dumping pollutants into South American rivers twenty years ago.
Poisoned hundreds of residents. His younger brother had all set up the deal.
Thought he was making a difference.
Ramon spent millions compensating the family's medical care and expenses over the last two decades Jesus
Damien's gonna copy Caliban
How are they gonna explain the dead body in the Mexican landfill the courts was taken to a morgue in San Iloa for autopsy
There were reports of a fire that same night the fire chiefs report from the station said it was just a fault with the alarm system
Damien very likely he said to clean up crew and cover up their trap
money putting I never get the chance to ask how are you holding up Christ okay
let's see right is gunning friends head the double-o program is on the verge of
being shuttered for the second time and oh yes almost forgot you'll agree with
terrorists because you later deal they should have that I'm peachy right since
for sharing let's do you how are you doing I'm waiting for my cocktail
here you go sir we call it walking Tom fucking champ
creativity that's the life of Jin Jin money bunny
James something's wrong it's locker I think she's in trouble her heart rate
Spiking in erupting levels of falling through the floor. Oh fuck get to have sweet now on the way
Out of the way
35 now something
I'm almost there
Oh, hi.
Hey, you.
She certainly is.
John?
Thinking alone was never my forte.
Well, I didn't realize you were this thirsty.
Larged, actually.
You were free diving.
Yeah, being a marine biologist comes in handy.
Well, what's your number?
Chasing a six at the moment.
Six? Very impressive.
People think it's all about the lungs, but it's all in the mind.
A mistake easily made.
Bunda!
So what can I get you?
You seem the kind of guy who knows what he likes.
So let me guess, you don't like it too sweet.
You don't like it too complicated.
You like it. Straight up.
I've been known to experiment.
Audio. James. Still on.
T. T. T time.
Oh man.
She is smoking though god damn
It's getting hot in here. Well talk. Thanks 47. Thank you, dude 47
Oh
Finally stress die
Let me see.
Well?
Oh, very dapper.
Give us 12.
That's off.
Aren't you missing something?
The bow tie?
I feel like I'm supposed to be able to choose here, but okay, I'll just pick it up, I guess.
I don't suppose Q included instructions.
How on earth did you make it through boarding school without tying one?
It's complicated.
Shall I get Q on the line?
Please do.
I've been unlocked a legendary sex bow tie.
Oh, the other choice pre-order bonus. It could be.
Maybe.
Relax. It's a bow tie, not C4.
All right, make one end ever so slightly longer than the other.
You people in your vague measurements.
Pay attention, please.
Yes, sir.
There we are.
Now, we're off to the races.
It would appear so.
Now, fold the short end to create our first O shape.
After that, drape the longer end over the center.
Nice, clean.
Hey, you please.
you know I've disarmed bombs less complicated than this nicely done now
you're getting it I'll look at you saving the world one wardrobe malfunction
at a time now the second bow fold that longer end to mirror the first you'll see
a small loop forming behind the front bow take the folded end pushing through
the loop steady now no panic blow the whole thing right no panic just a
growing sense of humiliation.
Listen, if anyone asks, I wouldn't have a train for this.
Our lips are sealed.
Right, Lollipenny?
Absolutely.
Sealed shut.
Rooting for you here, James.
I don't have a white one, I think.
Excellent work, Bob.
Let's see if it's a white content hour first.
Almost there.
Gently pull the folded parts on both sides to tighten the knot.
Once you do that, tuck the loose ends to even it out.
We're aiming for slight asymmetry here, more character. Looks less like a cheap clip-on.
Which would have been easier by the way.
Lastly, ensure the knot is nice and firm, and that's it. You're done.
Easy.
People say field ops are stressful.
Joe in the pate?
Do I have any batteries here?
Ooh, a diving watch.
No, no, no. I did mine just like that.
There's a no clip on. It's the real deal, dude.
I did it right before stream.
What's your game plan?
Find dining an expensive champagne.
Are you serious? Damien and his metal are on their way.
We've got this. Once I'm in the restaurant, we'll get eyes on Ramon and Ellis.
You keep tabs on their movements. I'll watch over the locker for the evening.
Damn!
That's odd.
Locker. Her heart rate is...
Ah, Mr. Wally's here to...
Is what?
I should have sent her over.
Still a bit sore, are we?
He'll be fine.
Isn't that right, Bubba?
Yes.
James, I think you need to get to the Emperor of Vila now.
Ramon, Gents?
Jury, do you?
Goodbye, Mr Ramon.
What's got you scared?
Rourke's heart rate's through the roof.
Listen, she's not alone, and he's saying this one for the past.
You don't think...
I don't know what that is.
Something's wrong.
Dang it, SUV, where is it now?
Hang on.
Come on money Kenny where is he? Where's Damien?
One second. Looks like they've stopped.
Pulling up nearby CCTV to get a better look.
Shit. It's not Damien. I've been tracking you on SUVs.
What?
It's quiet. It's too quiet.
Yeah, be careful James
I
Can see that
I
Nobody talks anymore
Wait, where's my where's my gun? I threw it
It's like, yes, there's a way to put a roof.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I thought I'd get my gun back, my gun, my, okay, I'm gonna restart checkpoint.
One's got the aura, man, the bullet dodge aura.
Let's continue this.
Let me finish my city first.
Close thing is a jury, man.
He couldn't have done that.
What was that?
I want that.
Fine, I guess I'll just shoot.
Alma!
What?
Hey, you!
Alma!
Oh, dear.
Got the blueprints of the villa in front of me.
It looks like...
Yes, there's a way in front of me.
There's a way in through the roof
Jesus James be careful
I'm right on top of him that you didn't see that coming
Everything's in order should be done in a minute. What about the Yang? Not your problem all mine
Surely as a contingency planning place for things like that
What path are you going here, I mean I could just smooge it or lure or whatever a bit easy
You're just gonna stay there?
No, it looks like you're moving, yeah.
Right through the helmet.
It's too easy isn't it?
Too easy.
I know I have a suppressor here.
I mean I could just suppressor shoot everybody here but it's not as fun.
I wonder what the range on this is I'm gonna test it
Watch this be smart about it
Damn the smoke is really strong
And it only costs a third of your bar
Oh my god, that will be such an easy rocket long missile launcher
just to make scary the shit out of me with a turn into an arc. Even the old man's scared of me.
Well, he wouldn't.
They meant to hurt me.
If I'm Christ, the boy's on our side.
The smoke is really good. It's so powerful.
even gotten for the next game, yeah. For last light.
I
Know what's this what's the American doing it came around looking for a booty cool didn't go the way he'd hoped
He doesn't fit the narrative the real caliber never allowed for collateral damage
That'd be perfect
How many times my father is adamant that the validity of Thay's conclusion is not
questioned
Are you dumb? I don't see this in him
You make him disappear
All right. The boys in Alps will patch up the loose ends. Go.
And Nico, bring look into the side.
I think it's time we set things in motion.
Fuck. Tell me you got that.
No, I got it all right.
Will it be enough?
It'll have to be. Now go get the girl.
not yet don't kill Ellis you can't save them all James I can sure as hell try
I guess found him he's on the lower floor what's your step mom it's a full house
down there good I like those odds I don't
have any batteries we could we could
actually drop down no ledger to drop
down on cuz the hole in the middle how
much is Bob movies have I seen all but
like the late latest to I need some
batteries go to shit without them all even a gig old ones yep
it's no batteries here
Okay, well, wait.
I could activate this. There must be an opening or a battery somewhere. Any batteries?
Guess we don't need it.
Oh my god my frames just died in the smoke bomb.
The smoke bomb eats your framerate, it's insane.
Move to the next floor. You need to get downstairs. Shortcut to the basement, there.
I see it.
Yeah, I'm not using- I don't even think I'm using DLSS. I think I'm just not made it.
I want some chemistry.
Going in there without a smoke or anything?
Oh, maybe I can bluff though.
No, probably not.
Okay, let's... I guess I'll just move in and hope for the best.
Hmm.
Yeah, I had to throw my pistol.
Oh, dude!
Oh, come on, man!
Stop
Wait what I
Thought is he fucking wait I saved him
Yeah, I guess. Yeah. A good save there.
Sure looks alive.
It still, it like despawns when you throw it.
I guess he's fine. Like it's not actually dead. You're supposed to just knock him out
But you can just throw him out too
Can't fucking walk here. Oh, no, I wish I had my gun this would be easy. I have a legit nothing
license to put people in a wheelchair.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Man, this level is insane. I really like this level.
Oh fuck.
Did I go out of bounds here?
Go.
Oh, yikes.
I think that go behind here.
Noooor!
Well I can go around from up here, but I gotta deal with these guys then.
Wait, no, this doesn't lead anywhere.
Fuck it, we'll deal with a bar.
the
I don't know what to do with it.
Works?
Don't look this way, please.
Oh!
walk this way now. I'm trying to get to that door. I could just fuck him up I guess.
Oh, okay. Headbutting the helmet. I respect it.
Oh, fuck. These are some elite enemies.
Fuck it, go for it!
Oh, risky!
Hey, it works, man!
One of the twins
Hey, I got my gun back. Yeah
This is cozy
What?
I'll come here too.
My brother and I, to pledge allegiance.
Aw, come on, too.
Nice!
I love the dress.
It's a full gift shop.
Hurry up, baby!
Please!
Help me, please!
The twins are voiced by my sister's husband's if it's bad I'll let him know wait really
Oh shit my man's melting and he still wants to fight look at this
I love your brother for me.
James? James?
James are you there?
Oh, what the fuck?
Finally, CBTC is coming home.
I swear, James...
Do you even have an off button?
Because you're starting to make the rest of us look bad.
You know, my work-life balance isn't great.
Let's see if we can't find an even split.
Come on.
find an even split oh shit oh it is a quick time event here I'm dying
I'm not going to do shit.
I'm not going to do shit.
I'm not going to do shit.
Oh
Listen to me Damien little show in the Emperor suite. I've recorded the whole thing. The treat is already out
Last I had, your father setting you up to take the fall.
You need to start deciding who the real enemy is.
No.
No, you're bluffing.
It's time to die, James.
Look, I get it.
By his second fiddle all your life, having to compete with perfection,
knowing your father loves them more than you.
Perfection?
Are you kidding me?
I'm the sod who has to get his hands dirty every time
That glorified chandelier makes a mistake.
I almost wish the truth wouldn't come out.
So quit!
I promise I'll do everything in my power to protect you.
That's sweet, James.
Really?
We both know you have none.
Damn it, David! You can't contain this life forever!
What way are you another? Your father is going down!
Don't let him ruin your life!
Let me help you!
Nice try, James.
Really.
You'll never defeat my father. Hyperion will see to that
I guess I'll die again
You're late.
I know.
Old spills.
Elamious men are moving in on your position.
Get to cover.
Gladly.
Alright.
Nothing.
Are we gonna be handcuffed now?
Oh shit, okay, I don't even have a watch
Okay
It's F. I'm green we fire at the target
Okay, this is cool. I'll meet you at the other end of it
Hey, you!
It was me though, he was gonna be a nice quiet evening.
Hostile down.
Watch it, two hostiles, you're away.
He's down. Keep moving, bud. I've got you.
Don't you have any?
the smoke will protect me
shoot the pillar
of
the
of
the
of
the
I bloody saw it playing in.
Oh, there's a guy alive here.
car blew up from that.
Yo, Magnet of X-49 by the way. Thank you Flash Metal Vix 97.
Stay there.
I like Greenway, he's cool.
He won't be needing it. It's Morgan. Yeah, what's the plan? I'll take the high ground
We push forward
Corner Damien and then we put him down
I like it
Let's go pursue Damien Damien took my watch. Can you track it? Of course
Translating his position for you now
I have him. His location has been marked on your cue lens.
Thanks. Greenway, how are you doing up there?
Making lots and new friends.
It's good to have you back, John.
It's good to be back. But we're not out of the woods just yet.
That's two morgans, yeah, the extra morgon and morgon.
They all make small army with him, and they all make for terrific...
I kind of lost a new Dixler show. I haven't seen the new one yet.
Yeah, the new one I heard is really good resurrection. Yeah, I've heard it's really good
Okay, take it slowly. It's busy here
Look Christ, they're everywhere any ideas just no one
Okay
Okay, you can see which ones he's targeting
What's the stuff?
What's up with you?
I got another one down.
I'm just showing off!
Okay, but all my ass is...
AHHHHHHH!
Yeah, but...
Hey, listen, Morgan!
That's on you, are I, Greenway?
That's on you!
I was not ready, and oh my god, we're fucking blew up, man!
L.S.
Alright, now I'm ready!
Just blow me.
Shoot then!
Let's do what happens. Yeah, come on. They're everywhere. Come on hands off my
Dude, this is okay, just please give me man. What the fuck can you stop killing my coverage no cover anywhere?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
schnell doesn't like cover- EVERY COVER IS GETTING DESTROYED!
there IS no cover!!!!
take it slowly
oh christ
there everywhere
any ideas??
just the one right up ahead
you take it slow
Oh, we're good. It's got to pick this off. That's it. You'll get the sniper green. Why?
How are we gonna get him?
Lost my headphones too immersed
You sure you need me here?
Shoot him then!
Thanks buddy.
Buddy, thank you.
Classic.
Okay, my bad.
Modded people
YUM YUM
Yeah, boom big
You just gonna stand there
On my way.
What are they aiming at?
They're just standing into the wall
We need a white tux for this I don't have a white tux unfortunately very unfortunately unfortunate. I
Think greenway is cooked by the way chat
I see.
You are kidding, are you?
No.
These boys really want to say hello.
Oh, yeah.
How the hell do vehicles like this exist, too?
They are massive.
Get him!
Don't do much anywhere.
license to cross your neighbor works on designing these mad crazy
I got this fuck the air
Why am I dead Cosmetic cover dude
Hey you cover fell off Makahita thanks 43 rationalize thanks to why am I dead why am I toxic
You hold the lock while I try and get this thing moving.
come on
fuck it, fuck it at all
it's over, yeah he's so dead
the death flag has been there forever thanks you're here just make me I'll be fine
it's gotta be over
and
I know
So the same in there finished, but I'm not okay, please be careful. That's an order. I'll be careful
Yellow pipe
Come on Damien do your worst!
That's a bait.
That's a bait.
Yep.
What's that little liquid courage for what happens next what this oh no this is so much
more. What? T-Virus!
It's a synthetic compound.
It floods the endocrine system, elevating physical and mental awareness.
It makes you faster, better, stronger.
Snake! Show me.
Show me. Let's go, Kyle.
Oh, shit, he turned around.
You are outmatched and outsmarted!
Don't you see?
We've been ahead of you, and stepped away.
You really do love the sound of your own voice, don't you?
What now?
Think James.
Think.
It's better.
Shall we?
Why am I crouching?
It's too close.
It's over.
Okay.
I can't stop it. Maybe something here can.
Huh.
You're turning to pull your punches, James.
Finally something useful
Yeah, I think so
Right now
Power this!
Get my health back please, before he gets here, maybe.
Let's go!
Are you okay, James?
Snake!
Liquid!
He's been fired!
I'm gonna have to break this off.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah.
Ah!
Oh, James!
James, you have such a way with words!
You're hilarious!
Be captivated in with the truck there.
Drive it down.
You haven't had the punchline yet.
Ah, I thought it was a truck.
I
Know Greenway
Easy now, I'll go you
It's done he's gone
We go on man, let's get you pie star
I thought you said it was just a scratch.
No, I wasn't.
It was an adrenaline rush.
Stop!
We need to get you to a hospital.
Don't be James.
James.
What do I do?
I need you to tell me what to do.
Just...just...
just sit for a bit.
Sit, man.
Enjoy the view.
See you.
Why did you come back for me?
I thought you hated her, Robert.
Tanzal, I was wrong about that.
You've got heart.
You're just what we need right now.
I don't know why I didn't see it before.
Because you're a miserable old man.
Bastard.
Ha ha ha ha.
Who is that?
Will you do me a favor?
Anything.
Don't let it change you.
I don't like it.
Is there anyone I should contact?
John.
Damn. John, John.
and a lot closer to present day, meaning that sources, assets, and even agents will be at
risk. The diplomatic hit we have already taken is irreversibly detrimental to our national
security, global interests, and Great Britain standing in the world. Further jeopardizing
that is not an option. It has been decided to accept weather's demands and grant him
immunity. Giving in is not giving up. Quite the contrary, we do this to protect the country
we all love. It is time to stand down. Thank you.
Bond, congratulations. Your performance in Vietnam proved beyond a doubt you'll make
What are you doing?
We can't let Webb get away with this.
What we do is my call.
The world's not fair, Bart.
I thought Greenway taught you that.
Don't bring Greenway into this.
M, we have to go. The Prime Minister's waiting.
Moneypenny will debrief you.
Then go home and get some well-deserved rest.
Hi-ya-ya-ya. Money equals penny. Oh, yeah, the dog alarm has been going off.
Goes to let El-El-Doga out, yeah?
now I'm standing down for a bit as M puts it and working through tonight a little
rest and then I'll start working on how the new world order needs to be
presented got feeling is that web's name will excel in its absence what about
them you know bye to you I have my food ready after last night that feels like
history but on a splendid job he did in Vietnam quite the turn of events after
though I mean we're protecting fear for patriotic reasons to him throwing the
entire nation under the bus for personal immunity
but he'll probably come up with some narrative to justify himself and pretend
he's really taking the moral high ground yeah you're probably right about that
and I'll see you around I'm gonna get old doga real quick to do a chadgambay in a
meanwhile I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow manages to pin it all on him
Don't you see why wake up?
...
...
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Chast still fighting huh?
Alright, we'll wait until you're done fighting.
I got me bust up.
Six versus six.
Five versus five.
4v4?
Blue's in the lead, huh?
It's over, Ed.
Just pack it up.
balls my mom if you managed to one be three this I'll oh my god you're actually gonna
make it wait let him cook
Let him cook!
Oh shit!
Crazy drama.
Crazy drama.
God damn.
But I finished scrubs twenty twenty six season one yet. No, I haven't watched it
I'm watching Twin Peaks for the first time right now immunity after all he's done. I'm sorry about Greenway James
But well, she's not she's doing her job and she's doing it well, and that's it
You're happy to just walk away. No, but I also have a job to do I
Wrote some code stress test some of their safety layers, and I'm going down there now, but I can see that you're not done ranting come
walk with me there is a complete scout web lights where my six for more than a
decade started out using the double O program as a scapegoat destroying
009 in greenways lives Crested in the other recruits dead or maimed Monroe but
how the hell is it come to this he's been once I've had all along there's a
sixth sense I swear he doesn't need one he's monitoring his own tech and we've
let him you just finished watching product hail Mary was really good yeah
that movie is amazing. I'm reading like past her songs.
Yeah.
We didn't make that up, money penny.
Well, I say.
Unless Webb has some quantum entangled mirror computer, it's just not possible.
I am not.
Hyperion.
That's gotta be it.
What?
It was something Damien said.
In Greek mythology, Hyperion is the day his brother and consort are made perfect sense.
No, it doesn't.
Tech like that is sci-fi. It doesn't exist.
Probably never will.
But what if it did?
What would you have to do to eliminate the threat?
If it were, that's simple.
Destroy or remove the core.
You'd render the quantum cloud meaningless.
The data can't be read without the core.
Right.
The core is the magic key.
Wait, you're not actually buying any of this, are you?
What if it's true, though?
We can make this whole thing disappear.
But it's not.
Okay?
And I am with them on this.
We have no choice but to give in.
Even if we had solid intel, a gamble like that would be reckless, beyond any sense.
It'd go against how my sixes very reason to exist.
It would be high treason.
So you won't do anything stupid?
Yeah, sure.
Of course not. I'm not an idiot.
Promise me, James.
Cross my heart.
Sorry, money penny. You said it's about to rock you up.
Hey, Bert, thanks for the four months, man. Thank you.
I saw the new Witcher DLC announced. What was it? Songs of solace or something?
I'm just going to check in.
Where is everyone?
Yeah.
I'll send them all home.
Come, join me.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
What?
Blame yourself.
Oh.
I knew him for 25 years.
The good years and what came after.
Operation Nightfall changed him.
He slipped into darkness.
Never could find his way out until you came with him.
The first light of more than a decade.
And he came back.
More alive than ever.
And thanks to you he went out with a bang and not with a whimper and if
that's not a reason to celebrate then I don't know what it's. To Greenway.
And to you, James. Salute.
Don't forget to turn out the lights when you leave.
No robbery needed, huh?
You think you know?
Nah.
You think so?
get the hyperion on the watch
new watch
pistol
whatever else Q's got lying around
I mean him leaving us here is yeah
I mean yeah
was this
okay
where would you leave a shiny new Q watch
yeah he sent everyone home
home so there's no witnesses of course that's true yeah jet pack upgrade
fuel measure drone phone Q watch currently is stress testing the first of
a new batch and it was in the stress test chamber
I'm tired because I was up late watching his first as well as his speaker upgrade acoustic
get past the miscary.
Yeah, anything else? Oh my god, real voice.
Anything cool in here? Wait, is that yellow paint? Oh.
The message from a US visitor written on the back of a novelty Q-Lap postcard.
Hey man, thanks for the grand tour.
Ping me whenever you're a stateside, I'll buy you a beer.
sounds like a company
zero out of three listen i gotta get the watch
please assign three
all
k
rubb
Well, well, well. I thought the smoke pod was really nice actually. I'm gonna put that in.
Maybe shockwave camera.
Wait, can I use laser strap when I don't have a watch on me yet? I guess.
Thank you Bridget, for watching the pistol to go.
Blueberry, bananas, white chocolate.
Felix is the American CIA agent.
Bono always works within TBT movies.
Credential thinker out. Access denied.
playing favorites I Q has total access what I mean to fingerprint what was the
last thing he touched I did go drinking glass over here
got a fingerprint now how to get it off the glass
If she did the job, it's the day.
It's only a partial print.
What?
One else could be good for a clean print.
After Balm studies mission in NOM, I've determined that field equipment requires additional stress testing before being issued out to an agent.
Why does he break everything?
Cue watches will be moved to the stress testing chamber for additional evaluations.
The cube pistol is passed first inspection and has been sent to the Armory for further tests.
further tests additional field equipment is to undergo more thorough
evaluation and gadget test thing
half a print oh PS I love you too hey thank you
There's something down here, I believe.
I'm meant for Bridget.
Set date for upgrade to Bymetric Scanner.
As noted at the last half, meaning the current scanner's calibration means it will also
accept copies of an unauthorized fingerprint, such as printed scan or print transfer used
to sticky tape.
Oh.
Thanks for the tip, Bridget.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Another partial. I'm exactly a triumph.
Noooooooo! I get it! Because it's a triumph bike!
I wonder where I'm supposed to be.
I wonder where I'm supposed to go?
Mmm...
This way.
Nice Q.
There's the watch.
Promise to take better care of this one.
Q, not to take.
What?
Initiating.
Oh, wait.
Oh.
How do I get out of here?
Laser, you can rotate the laser freely and along the rail.
Warning.
You can break labquads, do not point at the furnace.
It's good company.
That's safety.
What would crest do?
Well.
Is a laser, destructive, industrial strength.
Whoa.
Perhaps this will do the trick.
Cool.
Shut the lock gone.
Nothing to it.
No.
Shut the lock gone.
Nothing to it.
OK.
starting a fire there's a car but hold on what's up here I want to see if there's
anything maybe it was for nothing
oh I can I guess it's for later do this first I want the beauty like you doing
in a place like this
Yeah, yeah, it's set on the note that this the it has explosive plating so we got like
We got a blow shit up
Dirk goes automatically on detonation countdown.
Okay, one.
Just trust me, that'll be named.
Hey, you.
Okay.
Oh.
update co-regularly when updated the code it's always a 4-digit number the code
shows be related to the test subject itself update immediately when a new
test subject code protected cabinet I wonder what's inside
is that a microphone
explosion trigger level 9 oh yeah maybe it's the 4397
Cool. Old photo of Q and Rice Beckett from back in the day.
Sorry it was for a collectible. Huh. That's cool. Alright what's up?
Oh yeah, you were supposed to NOT do the laser on this, I think it said, somewhere on the laser.
laser charge operation
not gone, fire hasn't coming up
laser deactivated
furnace deactivated
okay
oh yeah
what about up here
maybe I can do something here now
Laser yourself, I can't aim that far down
Days without incidents
Okay, what else can I do here now?
Well, this is cosmetic
Man we're driving on the right side, but when I was a male man we drove on the right side, so not super weird
Thank you all most still in the jack-and-boxer waiting room after all this time we'll be
there for a while man but thank you for the 75 and a period makes 14 thank you all right
did it! So, where is El Pistola anyways?
Yeah, the server is supposed to be in the armory, of course. Of course it's in the armory.
testing, vehicle testing, gadget testing, gym, shooting range, wearables, armory.
Right. Okay, so what code would what is used for a ring for guns?
probably 1337 for elite gamers 1324 probably
cool too easy
Oh, yeah, I'm not going
Let's go home a few minutes ago wise bombs stealing from his job
Basically because his job is fine with letting the big bad guy get away
So he's taking matter into his own hands
that's everything
time to go
he's got what they say they say he's got like immunity or whatever
so they can't really do anything obviously bond is
doesn't work like that
guys blackmailing them for immunity so we gotta take them down
yeah thank you great
I can still get the top score at whatever.
You need like no score at all to top and these are supposed to be secret agents like
Police this is a joke
Read it and weep
This is that easy my this is that easy
Water is the leader of boards glitching. I beat your score last week. No need to change the code. Just fix the glitch
All right, let's get out of here. We got everything
new play through no no still on my first I turned off the lights this game looks sick
I think it's just a single player, yes.
You know where he does look like Henry have the means to get us there and I don't nice try James
But we both know you're about to burn all bridges
Besides I already know he's somewhere in the Antarctic Circle
So unless you plan to join a whale and crew I'm your best job a pain-de-location
We leave in 24 hours bring your trunks well when one door closes
Why aren't we going to space I?
Say we go to space
I mean, Bond goes to space a few times, or is it just one time?
I don't remember.
It's been so long since I saw the old movies.
It's a one time.
The Moonraker?
Moonraker, yeah.
I'm afraid so.
Well, hello, I think you did.
See you around.
Any night fire?
And in Nightfire, Sulu. We're a Sulu mission now, well except for her of course, it's Sulu.
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
He'd be fair, he hasn't learned about it yet, so...
who are you really no tricks this time you know who I am that's a job description but
We are what we do James. Is she based on any actor what we wear
I don't buy all this
This is more than a job to you you pretend to sell no cause but you would risk so much for a simple paycheck
Unless your skin in the game
I don't know. Leave it. It's not what you think.
Try me. How did your parents die, James?
Doing something they love. Not mine. Noemi Nakai, friend's Japanese actress.
something in you was right. Thank you.
I'm going to finish it.
What?
You're going to kill him.
What happened to them?
They worked on the theater project, but couldn't live with the deceit, they didn't know who
to trust.
Webb was already too big to fail, so they turned to the Americans, except they're a
plane that were made across the Atlantic.
month's function according to the FAA.
Ah!
I, of course, knew better.
Yo, Rev, that's great.
I'm very sorry.
I don't need your pity.
Just stay out of my way and us out of yours.
I'll upset you.
You know, I understand this whole No Strings routine.
I was on my own for a long time.
The thing is, No Strings don't hold you back, they keep you up.
Your career with MI6 might be over, but you have a bright future writing fortune cookies.
I had enough.
You must be quite the marksman.
What do you plan to do about it?
I can't see the star, I'm going to the left of the building.
I think you can see the star from the right.
The star is on the right side.
I'm going to take this part.
I'll come again in 20 minutes.
Thank you for your time.
Is this normal? I don't mingle a lot with Philly Nash.
A fine of mine runs a crypto vault out of an old nuclear bunker in the Hindakosh.
I figure normalize a spectrum.
Would you mind?
Chapter 9, Wayne of the Future.
I bought R&D facility. All the greatest breakthroughs were developed right here.
That includes the big brand new basement.
And you're about it, just not in its exact location.
What can I say? Sir Nicholas takes industrial espionage very seriously.
People want to come here.
You better believe it. It's the ultimate golden ticket.
Still, what's wrong with the tropical island?
Maybe the lease was cheap.
Optic camouflage, self-heating smart fabric.
I'll compliment your tailor.
And you sure wear it eyes on the bad guys
Here's who'll be freezing
OOF
Inspector if I can reach that coms relay I can jam the signal should give us an edge. You brought toys
nifty
here give me a boost why am I getting deja vu
I said I was sorry did you
sure I did
I mean you had the gatehouse
game is longer than I thought that it would be over by now
no they say the game is around 20 hours but
Which means it will take me like maybe 15 or something, 14-15.
I think...
I think the deficit is around 20.
There's already been one puzzle in this game and I saw that in five seconds.
There's yellow paint. It means I go here, huh?
Come on, we're here.
So I'm going to discuss how you didn't finish Jump King Quest, this is going to get back
to it, yeah the moment I've done with this game I'm doing Jump King Quest.
But I won't finish Jump King Quest before I go to Rotterdam on Friday.
And then I'm back as regular on Tuesday, then I will continue it until June the 5th which
Which is Golf Picker 1 Remaker release.
So yeah.
That is the plan now.
You're low with a storm they're pretty excited. Oh wait what?
I am not becoming a rail streamer. I never stream of these elements
I mean, Mika will, but...
Nommy, nummy.
Yeah, no. Not even close.
I thought I was on for something, eh?
Cable calls leaving.
New arrivals. Mostly senior staff.
I'm on the way.
Damn.
Hopefully we'll be able to put him right in.
We'll put him...
Alien Gondola.
I know I'm still in Mach A here, but first, jump king quest.
that wasn't necessary that's your way
no one
got a green makers June the fifth I'm gonna meet the depths in Rotterdam
have a party
Oh
Swamp weed party surely
Wait, what how did you see me I didn't see well you're not seeing shit right now, are you?
Come and check buddy.
No this is still stealth.
I took him out before they could do anything.
So it's still stealth.
all good. And now, like these guys didn't even notice this entire thing. That's just
This is one of the drops, DJ. It's a batch.
The rest of you just gotta watch.
I assume the reason you skipped Witcher 3 so far is because you knew they were making third expansion, am I right?
So surely when they release an Expansion, play it.
Exactly, yeah, I knew about it all along.
Hey, you!
Cool area.
Oh, this is a door?
Cool area. Oh, this is a door.
Call you if you need assistance, sir.
Fine.
Sit tight.
All Gucci.
You're a sub-intern. You may check out your ID bracelet.
It's the H1.
You're a sub-intern. Your ID bracelet is ready.
I'm the company's executive performance coach.
I'm pretty much the main one.
Yes, I can see why they'd want to mount him away.
Yeah, still at the gate now.
Swayed to get my ID.
Okay, get me up to speed here.
How many ID grades have you signed up on?
Uh, seven, I think.
Uh, no. Macmillan makes eight.
Did Norris and Vincent pick up our ID here?
Yep, just now. She was heading over to the lounge.
Poor thing was so strung out on sleeping pills.
She could barely see straight.
36 hours in transit. We'll do that to you.
I'll cross the list.
Let's see, Trench, Lopez, Larsen, check.
Jump King quest tomorrow all day and then when you come back still jump King. Yep
He's not about to do a run-up. That's the plan monitoring his tracking chip on my phone
Last thing we need is an outbreak of mass hysteria
I'm gonna leave an ID
I need access to an HR person's phone try a proximity hack work to want those at the web gala very funny
Couldn't help it over here someone suffered a panic attack
I'm afraid I cannot disclose employees private details about the consent
please have a seat sir and wait for your number on normally work
you good this guy's pissing let's fucking piss
Hmm, lighter?
can I start a fire in that?
I think I can.
I'm not sure why.
I guess it's OK, man.
What?
What was that?
What's the purpose of that?
Hmm I guess we're good now. I don't see anything order
Some really hot winds today
Is that Norris and Vincent look she's even got a ride deep race
Norris and shine
Don't have sleep for a while. She's dead to the world.
Norse, Infants.
Sleeping on the job.
Hey, you!
Weird.
Thank you.
That was great.
Smooth man.
Byepi, thanks for the one away interview.
All thanks 15 honkies and a tier two 92.
I'm your favorite Bond villain.
Dude, I'd love to be a Bond villain.
That'd be sick but a brutal one
Nigel gatehouse HR we could use another couple of guns to sort out IDs
It will be the shortest bond film ever made. Yes. Well, let Miriam know when she's out of her meeting
Yeah, it's Nigel. I have a hysterical engineer. How do you refuse to go on the cable car?
Commission to sedate? We all know Panic is contagious.
Fine. Had to ask.
What's this? Remote hacking attempt detected.
Defensive software engaged.
are these notifications even real oh fucks me the hack failed it must have
built a natural layer of encryption it's like I'm gonna have to make the phone
you do like petty theft oh well this come in now crisis and return you to your
loved ones as soon as possible memorize it yeah now I can use it probably
I'm out come out wherever you all see sunset David go you got it
I want you to do that.
I could have processed us on the plane, is what I'm saying.
I've been waiting 45 minutes for my game.
The strange trash can caught fire three times in a row.
Hmm.
Oh, is he in the ballroom?
Yeah.
Somerset, yeah? Who's this?
Teletraveller.
Can we talk?
talk. David Somerset from Russia would love alias. Oh, why did they relocate you? Before
we joined robotics, I worked at a university research center doing circuit engineering
on a quantum computing project. For some reason, they put me on the extraction list. Don't
know why and don't care to find out. Come on, mate. What's going on with you? What's
going on with me? My God, why can't anyone else see what this is? Webb is blackmailing
the government and they must be planning an armed response. So, management brought us
here as human shields. When the bootnecks arrive, how do you think this is going to play out?
Try not to think about it.
Hang on. Someone's coming.
Hidden opportunity or...
Get up! We'll talk about this in your next appraise.
My IDs are in the bag.
Good. Need me by a cable car.
We'll talk about this in your next appraisal.
Yes.
We...
Fuck it, man.
Never mind.
We'll deal with this when I get back.
Just tell them I love you, right?
Christmas is Christmas.
Christmas is Christmas.
Christmas is Christmas.
Well done.
Who do we get?
I'm David Somerset, senior robotics engineer.
And you are Nora St Vincent. Let's try that. Missus. You're kidding me. Yeah
Yeah
Dude who has a mid the draw
Damn, it's so beautiful. I want to do another skiing stream next year, maybe
I am not an IRL streamer. I never said I haven't done or won't do them though. Skisdreamers
Super fun
Like that's not the same like being in the mountain skiing is not the same type of IRL streaming as going around twitch car
It's very different
Doing stuff like that like let's say like the biking event and shit. That's fun
That's I think it's fun RL streaming, but I would never walk around a calm streaming
This I do not like now what we need to get our bearings
yellow painted pipe
EPP YPP. I mean yellow painted that service robot looks friendly enough one and wrong
Hey you scanning ID greetings David Somerset senior test engineer robotics department
Where is your tracking chip? I do not to take the signal tracking chip
Clankers man
Don't trust him
You should have received the implants on the plane
Ah, must have missed it. I spent most of the trip in the bathroom
Now this flyer very well. I have notified legal someone will be in touch
Now how may I assist you?
Where can I find Hyperion in the animals?
of Greek mythology.
Smart course.
What's your name?
It is Wellington.
Thank you for asking.
No one ever bothers.
Are you...
sentient?
Alas, no.
But I have passed a tiering test
many times with flying colors.
Where may I find Sir Nicholas Webb?
Sir Nicholas is located in the
operations department command center.
Great. Do I have access to operations?
You do not.
Your access is limited to the robotics department.
I'm tired because I was up late watching this.
Xander, thank you.
I'm going to break this. You should take it.
Oh, you take this, pistol attachment, fires a wireless elliptical projectile that will cripple an elephant and fry just about anything.
Okay, very nice.
When it come in handy, where you going?
We've got those two.
Beef Wellington, I'd love to try to make that at some point, I heard it's pretty hard.
You can shoot a taser, okay.
Oh, it does have AOE also, nice.
as I was a hot-up stream soon yeah man soon soon trust trust
keypad readers conked conked out again running the agnostic whatever would
just do this shit
Some type of test equipment. It's a simple door panel. All fixed.
Classic.
I'm gonna be a full suit legend, aren't I?
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Another day.
Tango thinks that pride, but you...
Things are in the right place.
Ah, good show. Hope you're feeling better.
I'm Ferguson, head of department.
Help on that big platform over there.
I'll show you the ropes.
So, you came in on the jump of this morning?
That's right. Straight from London.
How's the weather?
Nothing you need to ask.
You've been away too long.
In that particular...
May I introduce the Autonomous Demolition Unit,
or Wreckley, our friends?
It's designed for urban disaster areas.
is able to clear a path through wreckage in near moments allowing medical aid to
arrive safer and faster. Yeah, grab the controls and take it for a spin. Let's get started.
It should move from out. Any direction you want.
Good.
Make wreckage polish those cranks.
Damn!
I'm just getting this way as long as you have a heartbeat
of it any functional skills in the metting sheath.
I might be law enforcement agencies that will be lining up.
Not an option I'm afraid.
Have any policy.
The functionality is totally out of that.
Okay.
You need the weapon back in the rack.
Max, how would we?
Pity.
It was starting to grow on me.
Well that's all the time I have.
I'm afraid.
Working some later.
I suggest you try the piano.
Piano?
Yeah, we'll do.
I see it.
I see it.
Good to have you on the team, Sunset.
James, what's your status?
Happily single, thank you very much.
I made it past nano-mechanics.
The utility area behind the research space connects every floor.
Utility area. Got it.
I need it follows good to know
play
Thanks, people.
I'm trying to recognize what he's playing, but...
End of the world!
Hmm...
Well, that was it, I guess.
Have you super-annoyed us to look at this?
Blimey!
Blimey!
Okay, I'm just gonna ask, what about defensive applications?
Could they be used for policing?
See, that would go against our corporal's own.
So why?
They'd be great for de-escalation.
Probably avoid a lot of human error.
I'd stress this violence.
True.
The floor is more than near.
Oh!
Yes, the platform is temperature-controlled for extreme conditions testing.
Rank it to max and you can dry roasted turkey.
You want me to turn it down?
Oh, no thanks.
It's rather pleasant, actually.
Oh!
Oh, my!
I
Could you step off the platform, please you'll do me
Oh
Yeah, great
Ah
to be dynamic in response to what the fuck
that glass wall looks delicate
oh i'm pretty back into it
my fault i was trying to make it do the robot i'll go fetch a broom
Don't rest your bums on the platform or the heat turned all the way up unless you fancy
sitting on a frozen bag of peas for the rest of the day.
cleaning robot to test area 1
cleaning robot to test area 1
frozen!
insufficient clearance
cleaning improvised
Easy peasy!
I'm starting to feel I'm welcome.
Nice!
I can break these cuffs.
I can't break those cuffs.
Man, I used to watch a lot of copes back in the day.
of
I'm going to be a little way back here.
He's got that Nathan Drake here, Grit.
John Fortune.
James? Health progress.
Great. Progressing.
Glad to hear it.
Uncharted, Drake's fortune.
I would have thought they'd need a balcony at minus 30 degrees.
This will leave you.
Jump down for science?
Horrible game, frames drop below 30 when fight happens on plane with explosions.
I haven't had any issues really at all, and I don't even think I'm using the less
off, and I have the less if I want to I guess, but
I just ran into a guard who wanted to scan my ID.
Oh, compromised.
He's having a left out.
That's...
That's for the heads up.
I'll wait for you on the landing.
I'll wait for y'all to let me go.
I've heard some people have the frame issues, though, even with high-end pisses.
Or, like, uh, like, uh, whatever, 50-70?
...wasn't cooked harness.
No.
That'd be too pedestrian for me.
And it dabbled in my trees.
I'm not patient.
Nothing more.
Your loyalty has moved it.
I haven't done a takedown hanging yet.
I gotta try it.
That was my boys as it in for a visionary.
I don't have license to kill, so...
...this is my...
Not sure how this is going to go.
But let's find out.
He's fine. He landed in the water.
He's also fine.
this guy will also be fine trust
I
the
robot move
damn clanker
this feels a lot like Halkia, he doesn't kill people corn sands
kinda does, yes, true
I'm just confused.
Oh, fuck you.
Dude!
It always resorts to these type of messes.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I will come come on in first room for everyone
they're coming with me
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
fucking throw the thing
to go out. Boys and their toys. How's Nana mechanics? Not much to look at, shall we?
I didn't have license to kill there or maybe I didn't see it anywhere at least
Oh yeah I'm a rogue agent of course I'm not gonna intervene
I'm with the global liaison office. I was in a diplomatic mission to negotiate asylum for web industries with a foreign authority
One able and willing to risk a direct confrontation with the Royal Navy and provide safe passage of sight
Stop wasting my time sir. Nicholas awaits my report right of course this conversation never happened
Got a license
So how come you didn't know where this place was located?
I knew it was within the Antarctic Circle, same as everyone else.
But the exact coordinates were classified.
Even Damien was never invited down here.
Webb's own son.
And the one who becomes troubled.
Please.
There's no she's alive, very nice.
Webb just found a way to harness his son's worst impulses.
Well, if life gives you lemons...
Make lemonade!
Oh yeah, if this game was like bloody and stuff, imagine.
It's fine though.
But you must do the heavy lifting again this place will be crawling with management types like Lindsay back there
Can't risk being seen all right. We'll hand back. I'll go fast track my career. I'll poke about in the system see what I can find
Don't worry me my fault
Stop messing around
Upgrade the bracelet huh? How hard can it be? How many sixths did you miss? I think
two. Like, unironically.
They have a man on the inside if not am I six then white boy, but we can't have our James
I'm looking at the part man's kinetics with looks like the upstairs rooms are connected
Could be a way into the security office
That must connect to the security room
Sure, I'm pretty sure this guy has a key also Ravini Yamazaki. Hey, do you guys mind if I oh watch this is still unaccounted for
We need to double the effort. These people can't fall into MI6's hands
Pensionals that the code to the archive is stored in the office safe and must be changed over 24 hours
Do I get a pinch?
We need to get them all away from there. What if I just laser everybody in the ice
I was able to glimpse before Finn shoot me from the room.
We're looking at a series of targeted leaks
against Whitehall power players.
Almost as if...
Wow.
You said that I didn't.
But it does make a chilling kind of sense.
This immunity deal is just a...
I'm pretty sure I legit could just blind this guy
and steal this key.
The office key.
but there is stuff down here too what about brother else
license to blind yeah
I can not mistake to watch okay, but she'll want to see this
Now how do I go about getting you guys out of here, huh?
Hi kiddo, this is...
Come on, just one more is all I need.
One more.
Oh, come on.
Right political career has to be over after this.
Mind if I ask you something?
No.
Shoot.
Unavailable.
I think I hear my phone ring.
Later, mate.
Later, gov.
Hey, Darren.
Karen, are you here?
We've received a notification about two thousand dollars.
We've received a notification about two of the new arrivals, David Somerset and Norris St. Vincent.
Something about missing tracking tubes.
Never heard of them. That security's also out. We just stamped the paperwork.
Security memo.
A lot of things tracked here now.
Get out of here.
Fair enough.
Get out of here.
I gotta find a way to fool this lad.
I don't even need to fool him. I can actually go do this safe.
I, to be honest, okay. I could just, like, get this, but there's something I want to see if it works.
Oh fuck I need more bio. Oh maybe you just calmed. It might be that you're just not allowed to smoke these.
Yeah I don't think you're allowed to smoke them. Dang.
What's the- Worth a closer look.
What the fuck?
I can't see.
Back channel message from the UK for an incoherent, or anything that's supposed to send a message
to the sun, okay?
go ahead
Done we can also open this with some more battery, but I think I can engage in conversation with his guard now
And are you going some battery?
More battery
We're gonna toggle to a toggle to disable opportunity trackers like an hitman
Oh, yeah, yeah as I got to listen to like commos and shit
Oh
Complain me for trying. Oops wrong guy. I mean this guy James
What if I ask you something no shoot?
Unavailable still hmm. I was trying to get into the command center. Don't bother. They've shut their inoperations indefinitely
Sir Nicholas and Roger Finch the chief legal officer or the only ones with access just my luck
I need more battery.
Battery here.
Let's see.
That should be enough.
Now I can open the safe.
We'll see what that does.
David Somerset, any sign of him?
Just search for Borgs?
Try Swarmintel.
What's up, Piqu?
What in?
Better have a look.
What is?
strange you just have to take a look
1864 what's wrong
Yeah, I could have just pickpocketed this office key.
That's alright.
Garflator?
No.
Fuck you mean Garth later.
Yeah I can deliver a message to her I think.
To open it up maybe.
But I can also just go here.
And then you get access to the vent from there instead.
Yeah, many different ways.
Thank you!
It's a date
Yeah, now I don't have to do this, but I could have delivered the message to her
What is it? We're in the middle of something a back channel communication the foreign office
Priority zero. It's waiting at your desk. I see we'll pick this up later dismissed
Rose will take 64. Yeah, now she dismisses everybody and then you could have you can't you have access to this anyways
So pretty cool
with that MI6 agent you played in.
But we don't need that now.
We're good.
There's been an alarm in lack of Garfield car recently.
No!
I did.
Last time I did Garfield, we played it for two hours straight.
It applies to Roger Finch as well.
He's a civilian.
I thought this would make you any nice and punchable.
just you know this game this game like hit man not really but also a little bit
yeah we are the heart of his operation the information you need an extra room
so Nicholas Webb's memoirs I'm gonna find a way down here around I keep a
look out I think I know exactly where to poke true algorithmic governance
promising to overcome the failures of human politics so this is where the
magic happens
just like that
my man wants the clankers to do the hard decisions
All right, show yourself.
There you are.
James, you might want to see this.
What are we looking at?
Predictive analytics.
That's a neural network tree. Watch.
It's a roadmap.
Yeah, but it was ruined the British government in as few moves as possible.
It's dating Stephen Bright as the next PM.
It's a damn coup d'etat. How is this possible?
Well, looks like we say our flying web was finally free to use his mere machine to his own gain.
You really ought to don yourself this time, James.
Have to get down there.
James Bond.
We need to go.
Fucking Finch.
She do?
Roger Finch, chief legal officer.
Right. Elevator guy.
I'm sure this is all a big joke to you.
Don't move.
I will shoot.
It's Finch.
James Bond is here.
A poking about operations.
Sound the alarm.
and poking about in operations.
Send me a line.
Let's see, wiggle your way out of this one.
I can't let you accept it.
Let's go.
We're about to have company.
Aye, I was told.
You should take the freight lift down.
Webb is not going to lead the base out
of the county of the Wadbrod agent.
But he will throw everything he has at you
to stop you from reaching that beer package.
What about you?
I'll wait for him there. Time to settle scores.
DeSola, if it's closure you're looking for, I promise you won't find it. Not like this.
You really are very sweet.
Alright, let's go punks.
Allow me to cook.
The target is still here.
Anyone have eyes on the CLO?
Negative.
We'll meet again once we get this red light.
Broke in my 6A, and she'll be shot.
Seriously.
One man.
That one man he chose to come here on his own.
Copy that.
I said, not up.
What the...
I see creature.
He's down.
We'll wait to see how long he's down.
God, shit.
Stay alive!
I'm gonna die.
No! Why the f***! I hate the cover system! Oh! I'm trying to go to the other side and
and then it just goes around.
I'm perfectly stealthing, dude.
And then it's just, no,
let me go around the corner instead.
Why?
It's happened like five times in this playthrough.
I'm gonna restart.
Like, I was cooking, man.
I was cooking.
I think it's my biggest gripe in the gameplay
with this game is the cover system.
It's just it's weird. I don't know. I guess I haven't gotten used to it
Where is this guy?
He was cooking chat. He just forgot he is bandit cooking.
Man.
It's alright, this guy can come here, it's all good.
I'll take him out.
I was perfectly staffing chat.
I was playing perfectly.
I interacted having seen his Hitman speech on really now.
I was cooking, and then I just got the whole circle around the corner thing with cover.
It is not the first time it happens.
I just gotta get used to, like, how it works.
Cause right here, I wanna go to this side,
and, like, you don't see a marker there right now, right?
But if I move a bit forward, now you see the marker.
It was like a pixel of difference I had to move, right?
And if I have moved too much, and I press forward now,
he's gonna circle this corner.
And that's that's what I struggle with
What the fuck
It's good this guy comes here actually it's really good because this guy keeps looking
over this way.
I could lure him, but I kind of want to now.
I'm going to lure him.
This can't be right.
Okay, don't go around the corner, please. Please! Where's the marker? Please! The marker!
can you switch gun I'm trying to get there without getting caught
I'll be this easy, running down if I see this, is you being conscious, going down.
That'll be the beast, there we go.
Kiesler, I made it onto the lift, heading down towards Hyperion.
Did you locate where?
The team's really good, yeah.
Nope.
But I was stealthed!
He's on the front, he had a bait up!
He's on the front, he had a bait up!
He's on the front!
But I was stealthed!
Fuck!
What the fuck?
I don't need no fucking job like fuck this.
I just fucking want a license to kill, bitch.
We've got his last dance!
Fuck you!
Okay.
Let's go to be glad.
Have you lost your mind?
You're talking about only the bits of autonomous use weapons systems.
This is not what you're doing.
If you want to get straight from the top,
remove all safety restrictions and upload the defense software protocol.
No, I won't be a part of this.
Then I will. Step aside.
Oh, no, no.
Need a way out.
No, no, no!
Out of the running path!
And into the meeting room!
You see that? We can do this!
Now, we're gonna find a way out!
Clankers!
Fuck it, open it!
No!
Open it!
Left click!
Bond!
Left click!
Thank you!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Stressful!
Left! Left! Left! Thank you! Oh my god! Fuck!
Stressful!
That does also happen sometimes. When you try to open the door, if you stand too close
to the door, you can't open it. If you stand too far away, it won't work either. It has
has to be like exact right distance, otherwise he just punches the air.
Suddenly horror game?
you get any do you make any go on license for that joke since game no I haven't
It is the Hitman Debs.
It doesn't really play like the Hitman.
You can also tell that it's the Hitman Debs here.
Wait, are we gonna...
Android's armor can only be removed using explosives.
Okay!
Let's go, Clanker!
Ah
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Okay, let's start and let's stop fighting the clanker shall we?
Oh
I don't want to use my silence pistol for this
I'm going to get the bomb.
You're welcome.
You won't be getting my nose.
Attention, all stars.
Recky!
It's the level 2 alert.
That's a meeting you had.
Anyone not performing could think functions is kindly instructed to return to their quarters
and await your order of instructions.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Next thing's in the 4 by the way, and Boozge thinks 49.
story cap? Oh boy, now? We're taking down the big bad guy because they're covering up
for the AI robot. You know the AI computer who's doing the odds and shit? And he's got
like immunity versus MI6 because he's like blackmailing them. So Bond is a rogue agent
now trying to take him down alone because an MI6 can't help him.
Quantum, AI, whatever.
Big bad computer is bad, yes.
Hey!
They should lead to the lower levels
Hey
Oh no, I need it
Flanker energy!
Oh my!
Die!
My damn keyboard's off!
Lanker destruction.
Bullards.
Go to load the bullets.
Bullards.
Cancers or Clankers.
No.
Bancers or Cancers.
What?
The alligator inside that structure.
Oh shit.
Frankie!
I
Breakie come here go come on. Yes
I
I feel like we're going to throw the bad guy down here
I think we're willing Jake not only she's to himself and become armstrong in the final
in the field fruit uh yeah i hope so
yellow horn engine in on the core systems overheating
diverting power to 10 stabilization
ah
job's done
We thought several times the game's finished and it's still going. Yeah, it's still going.
I mean, we've only killed one of the bad guys. We gotta kill the main bad guy.
And look who it is!
Uh-oh.
Too bad you will die.
Oh
And I gotta watch Mortal Kombat 2 with Carl Urban, dude
Maybe I'll watch it on the flight
Hyperion, brother console, I bet he got a kick out of that one, the second quantum computer
was the perfect sleep region, always watching, recording our every move, so far outside of
the box we could need a concert that ends the day like this, that's the plan.
My favorite Mortal Kombat Fatality, probably the Wishbone from Nuub and... from Nuub Saibot.
That one's good. There also is one in MK1. Is it the Raiko that has it, I think?
Oh, one of them.
I
Dvorah way she kisses them I should they become a bug I
Mean that one with
Kung Lao
No, wait. No, can she I mean can she is also really good
when they're when he spins the sword and then he lifts them up and Patty thinks
the prom thank you the helicopter one yeah I think it's in 10 yeah I mean you
also have the buzz saw with cum laude which is yeah
Hey, oh wow. Jesus Christ.
How gorgeous.
Okay, remove the call, stop the leak.
Mr Bond, predictably unpredictable.
Will you come for my other son?
Maybe this one you'll actually care about.
Not so fast.
Health monitoring device. Like all tech, its purpose can be redirected, such as dumping
every last bit of MI6 data the moment that my heart stops beating.
I don't have to kill you to stop you. Go on then.
Rescue it.
Not so easy when you have so much to lose, is it?
Thought so.
Drop it.
Kick it away.
You're very own magic mirror.
It's clever I'll give you that.
I was overthrowing the government, always part of the plan.
The last whistle, nothing more.
Unlike a great man once said,
Never let a good crisis go to waste.
Happen to be of service.
There is no flip side to the world I'm building.
You think I'm a fiend?
But make no mistake, Bond.
The future will be grateful.
Was that Isola?
No.
What did you do?
You gave me a word.
You really should know by now, James.
My word means nothing.
I've most likely pierced the abdominal order.
He doesn't have long.
I'd give you the opportunity to go if I were you.
Whatever happens, stop her.
Don't let them have hyperegion.
Your parents murder.
Just another lie.
Oh, what can I say?
I know my audience.
This is business, always wins.
The only reason I let you get this far
is because you make for such wonderful instructions.
Good luck, James.
I really do mean it.
I
Was right about
I
Got fucking good
La
Not so.
Isola, stop!
She must be heading for the dogs.
Here we go again.
I tried shooting, but I'm having a goody.
Ah!
Oh, a con shooter.
All right, that works like this.
Uh.
To be fair, this kind of reminds me of Mind's Eye.
No way, brother.
No way.
if
Oh
Look at you who has broken
You failed
They won't take you back, you know.
You will rot in a cell and leave nothing behind but a blackened fowl.
This is a bond.
The threat is naturalized.
You could use a ride.
He insists he was working alone.
No assistance from anyone, MI6.
What about the girl?
What does he have to say about her?
A means to an end.
He needed a ride.
Who just happened to offer at the most convenient time.
No one's that naive.
He saw her as a calculated risk.
I've got more than he bargained for.
What's our take on her?
We have none, or a thousand.
Nothing adds up.
Well, surely you must be able to tell me something about her.
Well, so far, she's manipulated all our screenings and biometrical analysis.
Only breaking a sweat when she means to.
The fact that we have nothing on her is perhaps the most telling thing of all.
Someone has gone to great lengths to make her what she is and cover their tracks.
We have no clue whatsoever who she's working for.
God, I wish it was us.
Well, it's not.
That is the one thing we know about her.
Skinwalker?
Mirror face.
Palna.
We're going.
Are you coming?
Get out of my way!
Give them how, James?
Chapter 10, for England.
I creep score, thanks 45, cause chocolate's for a team, thank you.
Come on, England! Score some fucking goals!
You haven't seen anything, have you?
There's my little spot here.
actually not chat I want to be a this I'm gonna be the the the killer in the
darkness
Okay, no more reloads.
Why did you leave the cover?
Whatever.
They have no idea.
They don't know where I am now.
This is the game plan.
This is what I was made for.
Into the dust!
I don't know what that guy was looking at.
Don't try to move. Who's doing this?
I don't know. The lock down was triggered. They still got in. Shouldn't be possible.
I'll get help.
We need to get word upstairs. Red phone in security room.
I'll get them for this. I promise.
Another one poor boss to try to put up a fight
The killer of your last breath the shadow in the dark
That's cool.
I see him! Incaige!
Come on, let's go!
Watch out!
Take this gun!
I'm gonna like...
What the fuck?
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Fuck his gun!
Fuck him!
I'm ending this!
I'm sorry!
Get him out of position!
He's dead!
Hold your fire! Punch him down!
You heard him. Let's end this.
Special
Should have read your job description
What's this is doing a show?
Oh well too much firepower needs to be smart about this
I could just fuck them all up man, I don't need no damn smoke or anything, but let's
Oh.
I should take justice.
See Chas?
Sometimes I just choose the kind route.
Sometimes.
Why would you die?
I
Sweet dreams
You took you long enough.
Em, listen to me, I've no part in this.
No need.
I just watched you take down a handful of intruders.
I'm not sure which side you're on, Bond,
but it's clearly not theirs.
How did this happen?
You need an earpiece.
The man you just fought tuned into our frequency.
Grab his.
I'll update you on the way.
And I'm reactivating your Q-lens.
You'll need all the help you can get.
Thank you, Mom.
I was feeling rather natured without him.
Yeah, everything's 94, what up?
Proceed.
Take the back stairs down to operations.
Find Money Penny.
If anyone can raise this lockdown, it's her.
Money Penny's here.
She's not your friend Bond.
She's an asset.
Stay focused.
With respect mom.
To hell with that.
Ecce be noted.
Parasocial Bond.
Please be alive in there.
Stay with me, Kimmy.
We'll get out of this, you hear me?
Oh shit, Henry!
Just gotta...
And woodlock, yeah.
Just gotta hang tight.
Wait, Locke.
He's gone.
I'll take it from here, get yourself to safety.
Take care of him.
He's...
He's only resting.
Team, we're here.
No sign of Tuck.
Move to position.
All teams, block exits.
Roger that.
Stand up.
The killer of your last breath is upon us.
sign of target
this isn't good
Why isn't any backup coming
I'll take care of it. Just stay out of sight
Oh, I want to take that guy out, but not fuck it be smart about it
Stay quiet. I won't let them out here. Oh, it was a bum to said that I thought it was the bad guy who had like a conscience or something
I'm chasing you, I dead now. Now, quiet.
Keep calm. Help is coming.
The killer of the night.
Companion of Midnight.
I can't breathe.
Easy. You can do this.
No, I can't. I can't. I need to get out of here.
Don't panic. Just stay quiet and let me know what they say.
We'll get out of this, I promise.
Shhh. Keep your head down.
What's wrong with that?
Gotta take him all out cause there's hostages here you know.
It's the right thing to do.
What's this for?
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I found somebody right here!
What's the matter?
No stress, just a trouble.
There's only two guys left after this.
Easy peasy.
I get the second move here, maybe?
No?
Count?
Leslie.
I am Shadow's Embrace.
Oh
of
all course of
Part of the pod, I'm going to sign in Moneypenny.
She was reviewing the security feats, the hostiles are taking out the cameras, they're
coming down.
Towards there, yes I've noticed that too.
It's got to be it, Moneypenny's gone to protect the core.
Good girl.
What's the fastest way there?
After the question give me a moment. I'll plot away down
I'm on chapter 10
Oh, I got a lamp in my forehead.
Okay, I can do this stealth. I just felt the entire segment before this. Well, except for the end, but it was it was my point to break stealth in the end.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have started the smoke. I can easily stealth this entire segment.
and
fuck
Well, you can't sell this entire area because they have scripted snorkel as
Also, you're supposed to clear this area so I'm supposed to murder everybody
But it's a long one cut it need to get creative so good
I'll look for them here.
I'm sorry about that.
the fuck is this guy doing? is he alright?
what is he doing?
tinnitus? yeah
yes I know boned, I'm taking them all out, let's clear the area
I'm fully aware
Are you fix themselves
I
Here we go
Don't I know
I am the one in the night.
man's got a lamp in his head
I think I got to find another way.
I don't know. Are they sitting inside? Okay, do not die now. That will be extremely sad.
He's dug in. Gotta find another way.
He's dug in.
Go to find another way.
Huh.
Get up!
Get up on the Hydra's back!
Is there only way to heal in this game by waiting or are there healing items?
Ah, you just wait.
against us. They feigned an attack in the lobby, triggering an auto-lockdown of the lower levels.
This allowed a secondary strike team to breach the facility through the tunnels in Q-Lab,
effectively sealing you off from the outside world. I called an SEO-19 unit that those
tunnels are a maze and likely booby trapped. They won't get there in time. I'm afraid
you're all I've got.
What else is new?
Nothing will cut me to ribbons.
I'll have to get creative any idea who's behind this ask your tight-lipped friend
people right at the top of my list.
You saw that?
I don't think so.
She ran away from the intruders in the north base.
Perhaps you failed them one too many times.
Money pennies wallet.
Shhh!
Q Lab is coming up.
Q, is he safe?
The lab was the first department to lose surveillance.
I just don't know.
fuck, is that a jit pack?
wait, it's Q
wait what?
Okay, I sick it
Our comms will be cut off.
Feeling separation anxiety creeping in, Mom?
What's worse is they've activated Thayer's magnetic shielding,
meaning you'll have to enter the core unarmed.
I don't need to tell you what's at stake.
Don't worry, I'll be careful.
I don't want you to be careful.
I want you to be you.
Yes, Mom.
Mom.
What the hell?
Universal exports.
I need to dispatch a shipment of arseholes.
Is this the wrong floor?
Fuck it!
Yep.
Right floor.
Oh
Shit
Oh fuck!
James!
Damien?
Oh James, I was hoping that you'd try and save the day.
Tell me.
How do you like the new look?
You grew a spine.
Go on, Tarn.
Yeah, you saw it.
You're killing me.
Come here.
You've had quite the run, haven't you?
My father, the dead, the truth out.
My legacy, my inheritance, all gone.
All except for good old sayer here. Hey, luckily I had a host that knife is insider dude
Each one more unsavory than the last
And it's all thanks to you
How does it feel James?
How does it feel to really make a difference?
James, it's all right. Do what he says go on James tells you
Take it, and go.
I told my father to die in your arms.
It's not fair, you know.
You're hot with fun.
If any puny don't move, we'll be disdabilised to bleed him.
James! James! James, you have to listen!
It... it's... it's...
Oh, come on!
Ah!
It's you! It's bleeding out!
Okay, I've got her now. I've got her.
Damien's only escaped us through the tunnels.
I've slowed him down and it's up to you to stop him.
Whatever it takes, Bond.
Here, take this.
This is a special edition.
It's the master key to the lab. Unlocks the entire arsenal.
No offence, Cube, but I need more than a man in a couch.
We have the Valhalla. It's the only thing with enough firepower.
Valhalla
Valhalla
Okay
Clean the fleece.
oh yeah it's resource region now it's the monster clock
I was wondering if he would have something like that
And it also equipped all of the gadgets, imagine.
Thanks.
It's good to be back at you.
Oh, hey, thanks for one, two, four, thank you.
Thanks for the gift and thank you guys.
Oh, fuck.
Well, Missile Pen, I also re- I really like-
I like this setup I have, it's really fun.
VAT!
Right. Give me this there. Okay, there we go.
That? That? Wait, does I have region watch? Well, they're probably only regions. Electricity,
I guess.
Grab what you can! We're leaving!
With it!
Watch out!
Somebody is down, right here!
Find out if you're breathing!
Hey, what's happened? What's he done?
He's been knocked down.
This is awesome.
Unlimited watch.
Oh, hey, can you like come down from there?
Let's see, it does- yeah, it also reges bio.
Holy shit, this is OP.
Auto turret.
Hello guys, fucking dead Jesus
I do that.
check it out.
Next up.
Just that.
Check it out.
Oh, eliminate.
Go into the phone
Can someone go into the phone or are there all over there ah damn it I want to try all the fun stuff here
I need to get creative.
Folder, I actually want to try this.
Yeah, I think because I shot the rocket they all aggro there.
I think you can use a lot of fun shit here.
I gotta redo these.
Really?
Wow.
I can't believe this.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
So many things to use, crazy.
You know, all we have is you.
What's happening?
What's going on?
You're right.
Lead the brain.
I'm... I'm...
I'm somewhere.
He's down there.
The top is dead.
Hey!
Get back here!
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What?
What now?
Welcome to my lodge! We are learning here!
Geto Blaster!
What about sitting in the chair does someone sit in the chair please I wonder if you can make him do it somehow
out. Oh, shit. Okay. That's an auto turret. That's a robotic arm. I don't see a way to
like activate this or whatever to make him go in there just says eliminate that's it
it. Dang. Activate it. Oh, it does this first.
Man, it's cooked.
Okay, then I'm going to do the chair.
She says eject.
Oh fuck, that was on the guy up there.
Okay.
Foe, wouldn't it?
Oh.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
of
the
death
of
the
What is this?
Why did it?
Leave it to me.
What is happening?
What?
Why are you alive?
What? Where are you alive?
License to kill?
Well, we've already done that, that's for sure.
Auto-turn, activate!
Go, go, auto-aww!
What?
What the fuck was that?
Nice auto-turn, by the way.
Nice auto turret, by the way.
Whatever, fuck it, let's win, enough stalling.
Aw.
Ah!
AHH!
Ah!
I don't need no damn guns.
Not with this watch.
This watch is crazy.
I can change it if you want.
But now we get the Valhalla thing you talked about.
Yay toy!
Not this one.
No?
I can needle in a walking closet.
Okay, uh this one.
Alright, find Valhalla keys. So what is Valhalla?
Oh hi, what the fuck?
That's alright.
Yeah, we're working on that, you know.
Yeah, we're fighting in Q's lab now.
We are.
The bad guys have invaded.
We're about to get some answers though, I'm sure.
What was that noise?
What was that noise?
To get it.
Weirded.
Oh
Answer the phone
What the fuck are you?
Ah fuck!
Yas!
Am I cooked here?
Doesn't seem like it.
oh shit so many of them let's fix this fucking overwrite
Oh
Fuck
Blast him
Yes
there Valhalla time
I can't smoke of myself damn it actually you can I press the wrong button
you can't smoke in this house is that Valhalla
It's fun!
Put it down!
You have a lot of us.
What do we do?
How about we show them some English hospitality?
Certainly.
Smoked green, oil slick, sonic cannon.
Flamethrower.
Activate flamethrower.
Flamethrower not applicable.
What about missiles?
Missiles.
All right. Here we go.
Army missiles.
Here we go.
Arming Missiles, 12% complete, stand by.
Oh, come on.
Activate machine guns.
Machine guns are under fire.
Yes, now we're talking.
Voice analysis complete.
You are not Q. You are bomb, James.
You got me.
How did you die?
Q?
I'm going to kill the killer.
I'm going to kill him.
He's dead.
Well, just for time.
that's still on the issue yeah that's been barred so far
What the fuck is that?
What is this thing actually?
Drat neutralised.
I don't see any of them.
That would be him.
Should I worry?
Short of an ice-cream.
Quite safe inside.
What's he doing?
I
Know go stuck door stuck. I'll raise a ticket the tech support. I'm not helping
Oh, that is a nasty dint, James.
I do hope you have insurance.
Sit tight.
The end is coming.
I
Will be a way out of this wreck I was sent back
Activate a check to see just do it
All right
Yeah, the villain doesn't really have something against just shooting him when they can.
Shooting him when they can.
That sequence was so cool.
It was.
Yeah, there they do.
Yeah, it's true.
You can't just shoot on this true.
What's wrong, James?
What's wrong, James? You can't keep up! I'm waiting!
I don't know, he like got some armored suit or some shit, we don't really know yet.
You're too slow, tell me James, how long can you hold your breath, top of the class?
Well congratulations, you get to die last.
Hey!
What the hell is he up to?
I play, thank you brother, thank you.
Fuck that door.
Good God, James!
You must have a death wish.
Well, I'm only happy to oblige.
I doubt you, scenery.
You'll make the fun of it.
I
Hack it okay
That is a doubt
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm gonna fucking die I'm not I guess I am
cool take
Then will you bear peace? Thanks for the...
Flock! Yes! Thanks for the sub-
Okay, this is-
Get close enough, I can't hide you.
I'm welcome, that's a shut off the jamming device.
Really, James? Stop hiding! It's beneath you.
money penny doing James surely she must have played out by now one more notch
on the old belt day
well no repartee
gonna be something around here okay not now bond please come on
Have you known to perform the same trick twice?
Let's just stack a suit.
Gotta get up close.
You're running out of friends, James!
Well, this is all over.
I'll be sure to pay a visit to your close friend, Cressen of Bright.
I never did like to leave a job half finished.
We will, we will, Mr. Saw is coming to get you.
any rival page and sweeten the deal by delivering my father's killer. Apparently,
E-Seller failed them once and many times.
Breaking news, James Bond has nothing to say.
Do something that's too powerful.
Shut up, James.
This way down my chute.
There's just a hockey suit.
All right, we got gadgets now, huh stay long keep moving use the environment you got this
Oh, you can murder now.
Great earlier, would've been fine.
Well, that's a war over fist.
Is he stuck? Come on. Hey. Good.
Wally's down.
I better be a Tekken fighter now.
Serving justice thanks for this opportunity
And God thanks the beatings
This guy needs one.
He's mad at me.
Tell me, man.
I'm not bothered to catch these chicks.
You can't be a man without guns.
If you mention your suit, I'm not the second man.
Ah, some big greedy shh.
Mm-hmm.
Little bit greedy there.
Just a tiny bit.
Just a tiny bit.
By the way, the damaging.
You're gonna shoot you
Okay, so little patience hey listen I read last time it worked alright
Change the difficulty this is easy you just get you just gotta wait for him to shoot
Just wait wait wait wait what happens if you shoot the ball
Now.
Easy peasy.
Now I gotta wait.
Heh.
Heh.
Now I gotta wait
I think I should override the telephone.
That's down the table.
Oh, that's so fun.
This is the Hachiman fight.
Oh.
This is the hockey mom fight.
What the fuck? I didn't know there was no cover on the other side.
Yeah, this is a game of boss fight.
Sick.
Sick.
Okay, there's no cover on this side so go back.
Okay, waitie.
No, no, no, no, there's no cover.
Honest conviction!
What the fuck!
That is like, honest about who I am!
What the fuck?
My gosh, get-
Hust-
Crouch!
I mean-
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Alright, we're good.
Your toes, Dayman.
Finish, Dayman.
I
And you're gonna stop me
No need kill yourself just to get to me you don't have it in you
Are you coming back?
Hold up.
You've set me free, James.
I've never thought that I'd die.
Best go out in the height.
Quick, quick, quick.
What the fuck?
That's so naive.
Let's go out in the height.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Quick time of it.
Stay down!
Yeah!
I've gotta do it.
I'm not done.
I'm not free.
Ah!
Definitely not.
Get the shit out of me.
Nothing to do with this, end of.
Lord knows you tried.
Why do you keep on fighting?
After all you've done for these people, they locked you up.
You hold them.
I'm afraid the boys in the county would just scream.
Fucking hell.
Oh, we are here.
Oh, no.
Get into the line, James.
You're failed. Everyone around you.
Your parents, your mentor, your friends.
Even for all your luck, you can't save a single one.
I know you will die.
Unknown, unloved, and alone.
No, not alone!
He can hold his breath, top of the class!
He's so loud.
Oh, come on!
Don't get used to it.
Awww.
Yeah.
Aw.
Yeah.
The service was beautiful.
I particularly enjoyed the bagpipes and rifle salute.
Yes, well, Webb was a national treasure, nothing less would do.
It doesn't feel right, does it?
Spies live and die in the dark, Bond.
You want medals? Join me, Rimpix.
In case you're wondering, all charges against you have been dropped.
Bright's a reasonable man.
Bright's a survivor. We came to an understanding.
I testify that all he's guilty of is keeping bad company.
He gets off my back and doubles our budget.
Everybody wins.
Congratulations! I suppose this makes you 001.
Wouldn't be right. Actually, Mom, I thought since I was the seventh recruit.
happens to be my lucky number it's not over you know
someone pulled me out of that water and made off of there there's only one
person it can be there's an unseen hand operating in the shadows playing a game
You know nothing about
How that is even possible keeps me awake at night
Perhaps you'd be so kind as to do some digging
007
Well, I thought you'd never ask
oh god damn, last peak
sick, that was a great game
RIP the ball, yep, that was her.
What were the best parts?
I did that, that, that, uh, Valhalla Aston Martin segment was sick.
And also the training segments in the beginning was also like top.
Oh yeah, the plane with the airplane mechanics, yeah.
Oh man. Oh yeah, the club. Yeah, that was a lot of good shit, man.
That was a lot of good shit.
No, it's jumping time.
Was Jungle not my favorite level?
Yeah, probably.
I think so. Chess hotel segment. Yeah, enjoy goons. Enjoy
dude.
Did you ever try to hit my levels? Because you can do like same levels but
same level with different objectives. Yeah, I haven't tried them but I saw them.
Yeah, I'm going to continue jumping, of course.
Nothing on or off the credits is possible after me.
Okay.
Try to rest of the content like a challenge.
Ah, I'd rather you jump in quests.
Oh yeah, you can do it like that, I see.
I think this game would have a DLC. I mean, they just set it up for it, or a sequel.
Here's an achievement for the challenges, yeah, yeah.
Mislead by the credits, yeah, true.
They said there's going to be post-game content, some super DLCs in the works, yeah.
Sir Nicholas died, yeah, but it was Isola who killed him, not Bond.
achievements 24 out 37 new they're gonna do 007 2 to 007 3 and then full
version called 007 the world of spinus gonna be confusing up to purchase the
game yeah yeah we saw these tactical simulations it's pretty cool it's also
We got challenges kinda like the hitman missions and stuff, it's pretty cool man, yeah I know
post-credits scene, soon in taxim, Valhalla protocol, so they haven't released that yet,
yeah.
Yeah, this was a great game overall, it was really good man, it's really cool to get
another Bond game it was really really cool to have another Bond game I mean
this is the best Bond game out there I would say it's probably this one and
then Night Fire then like everything or nothing I don't remember how well
Well, GoldenEye holds up. I mean, GoldenEye is good, but it's very old.
Like, it's just... GoldenEye is super out there to gameplay. Yeah, it is.
I'd say this is probably the best one and then Night Fire.
Night Fire was so good.
Horror time?
You might have to consider Jump King Quest Horror Time.
I'm gonna play Jump King Quest, dude.
I'm gonna get to the next boss.
GoldenEye a classic but doesn't feel like a James Bond experience. This is the best and most complete. Yeah.
Yeah, you get kinda everything here, don't you?
The quirks. The sex. The violence.
The jokes.
You know?
This is where you get but they're gonna add more missions to this and stuff
The tax and console contains our library of available sims yeah, I've already seen this
to you. An escalation is a tactical trial where each successful player
The training that tests the showdown. An operation tests your lateral thinking, requiring you
to use your tools creatively to solve any number of challenges. Completing simulations yields
Intel and XP, which increases your clearance level, giving you access to new gadgets.
Oh, here's these maps. You can kind of like redo them and there's different challenges.
It's pretty cool. Pretty cool.
So this is if you want to like do all the challenges and shit for all the segments that you play through.
look at the outfits I have and last stream I looked at the outfits some of
them are pretty hilarious where do I see them can I not see them here oh these
are all the collectibles in the game oh shit there's quite a bit
I
Here's outfit side matching
But I'm telling the kravitz well, he came back and saved us and how's that?
They're playing for you just brawl your way through all areas for there are other ways
to get through.
Yeah I think it's like what I mean like which speedrunning this game would be very, it would
be very, what do you say like, because there's so many scripted segments of walk along or
drive along.
There's a lot of them.
So it would get old pretty fast to run this game for sure.
Oh, there's also a lot of cutscenes you can't skip, yeah.
I mean, I guess you have escalations,
but yeah, I mean, they're gonna add new missions
to this and stuff in the future, they are.
Oh, yeah.
Paramedic run, ah.
That's fine. We'll see what they cook for the future. It's something like Freelancer, dude.
It's crazy.
Dude, is that a moon moon clip?
Make a phone call.
And listen.
It's me. He wants more money.
Done.
He's making the call.
I don't know, he's not a cop, he's a barman recruits.
Extraction in two minutes.
I've marked the location.
You.
You.
You.
You.
Right, you.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
That's funny.
John Chung is about 163, man.
They need up to 86.
Thank you, guys.
That was cool, though.
That's cool.
For us, escalation, and they have operation.
So here you do the laundry area,
and there's like, yeah, you get to prepare it.
Game changers.
Bring your own bullets,
and this mission only farms
would bring with you a way to dispose of your account.
Her flat name is a lot more lethal than regular.
Hmm.
Yeah, I just beat the game.
Complete the clean of attrition,
do a solid take down every 30 seconds
until you complete the mission.
Yeah, use four different gadgets,
shotgun specialist, pistol specialist,
Chemists I guess there's these for like every single mission
Never spotted pacifist full pockets shotgun specialist pistol yeah
Would you use the XP for
Just unlock other stuff.
Bonne choux à deux, Erkebrice.
Yeah, the challenge is a very minor. Oh, you buy new outfits and weapons is what it is. Where could I see that?
I think it's in the main menu, right?
Oh, maybe it was there.
Customization, yeah. I mean, there's- yeah, you can customize gadgets, you can.
R... well.
Yeah, there's different skins here like gleaming phone, taxim, spotlight phone, flashmines got
the same stuff, silver tone and shit, camera only has default, ooh gleaming lighter, gleaming
pen.
This game potential speedrun?
No, I, not for me at least.
I don't think many people will run this to be honest.
because it's a lot of scripted events a ton of scripted events and unskippable
cutscenes apparently. Supposedly, yeah. Supposedly. A very good game though. Yeah,
it took me 15 hours to react to Slad Clip, okay.
you source the cash how am I supposed to find a hundred grand
what the hell is this your 24 stream streak with salad is same okay
no black charm
Ella I'll suck your dick for 100,000 pounds
what the fuck
right is that what I'm all to do?
what the fuck do you mean?
I'm streaking yeah it's true it's true
I mean
damn what an offer what an offer you think people might run individual
levels and operations yeah that's true maybe it might be it might be maze
bout no I'm gonna jump King quest I want I want to jump King quest jump equals
king quest. Oh, she's got an update.
Da-da- da-da- da-da- da-da- YouTuber.
Da-da-da- da-da- do, do-do-do.
Ah. Ahhhh.
Oh, it's a fucking Gorfchai's Junking Quest.
And can I get out of this damn suit now,
when I put on my duck shirt, am I leaving tomorrow?
Tomorrow evening. I'm still live tomorrow, yeah.
But I leave tomorrow evening and then I'm back as regular on Tuesday. I'll be on Mika's stream though. She's gonna IRL stream
She will she will
Where am I going?
Rotterdam's for TwitchCon.
Finished the game today as well. It was a really fun experience. Sorry too much hand-holding. Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. I thought it was fine though.
in the perfect world equilibrium room i'm gonna get out of this smoking house babe at the top
adored by all
alas this would not endure for when grudas held his mind upon the lands the borg and
golfed the base of the earth and chaos flourished. Tainted by the dark flux, Refume broke the
first rule. With Hornbore as his vessel, he usurped the power of the One Babe. Using
And the babe rings. His demon barons enslaved all in a grip of death.
Yet, one seemingly insignificant mud man defied his fate. Stealing the babe from the Lord
of darkness, the first jump king was crowned. But in the moment of his fall, he breathed
and veiled his prophecy. Red stars hailed my champion, the chosen will rise, with the
Died!
Avamabounian!
Oh, okay, solid, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh
I'm happy to be back on jumpking quest this game is so sick right alright
I got done with the job interview not too long ago did you beat number seven or taking a break for
jump king I just finished up a little seven don't worry I'm not gonna spoil I'm not gonna talk
about it but yeah it was it was great but I'm done when they have now I am continuing the
jump king quest I think I stopped up here
Yeah!
Ba-ra-bum-bum! Ba-ba-
Oh, I can put shadow on that, I guess.
I'm going to do myself a little bit more white-rock, yeah?
Let's go, Christon!
Yes, I'll let us go. Oh smoke! I gotta put smokes on the hot bar.
Nice. Leave me alone, I need to think. Could Zanzibar be right after all? No, he's
just being ridiculous with his absurd claims. No one believes she's real anymore,
Alright.
Alright.
What's this?
Huntsman's Dagger.
Dang, I'm so...
Phlegmethic.
Oh, scales hard with, uh,
yeah, not what I have.
But my axe scales
really hard with what I have, so...
Look at my stats by the way, my attributes. Do you see them chat?
Cough, cough, cough!
Cough, cough!
Oh.
It wasn't on purpose by the way, when I leveled up, but it just happened.
What do we have here? Oh, this is the the guy we could buy a pack of cigarettes or a cigarette
bulky, bro
That should have gone left
Bogd
Oh yeah, so this game is Jump King Dev's new game.
It's literally Jump King and souls mashed together.
And it works. All of it just works.
It's even got online and PvP and invasions and stuff.
Imagine that.
It's over here.
Damn.
campment approach oh shit no let me go
Kingswood first
blah blah blah blah is this slow
has just reached on me before in Jump King
yeah I mean yeah yeah but I made myself
go offline because Chow was killing all
enemies I finished up a little seven yeah I did
Grain of Wisdom.
That's not very bounce friendly.
So how the hell? I guess from above you get here.
I'm gonna try bounce, it's not gonna work though.
Max, no it's not gonna work, it's too high up.
Path here.
Blub, blub, blub, blub.
Max?
Is that energy drinks?
If we could grab some energy.
Oh shit.
Bombed on?
Yes sir.
It do be.
I hate you.
You've trained well.
Oh sorry.
But this time you're up against an outsider.
This guy won't hold back kid.
Our spy's confirmed he's the strongest guy in the forest, but you're in luck. He appears to be quite distraught
Yeah, you might as well just stand it. You might just stand a chance with tears up all up in his eyes
Enough jokes now Gorm is watching don't disappoint
Hey look you're okay
Sorry about before only watch the first couple hours double seven busy good as it starts
Yeah, it was it was very solid all the way through it was
What? I could definitely upgrade my shit, though. I could.
Uh, boss fight, huh?
Babe of legend, full of grace, holy be thy bossam, lead us into heaven and bless our
mudman race.
Oh, this is Zanzibar.
Okay.
Fuck, you don't have a big arena to fight him on.
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuckin' hell, okay!
Let's try some parrying.
I can right there you can hit him I think.
This guy doesn't have a lot of minus frames.
Like at all.
What about minus frames there?
Maybe with a well timed jump.
Fuck you now.
Okay.
Fuck, it's fucking hard to hit this guy.
Okay, after the upswing, right there you can, you can jump in, for sure, okay.
That fucking charge though, the actual charge doesn't hurt you, however.
Only the final part.
Ah! Ah! Fuck the air-con, though!
Ah! That was good to know.
Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub.
Oh wait. Oh yeah, you gotta go left. This boss
broke down. Oh you don't have a lot of, like, opportunities to hit him.
The jumps up to it more so.
It's nice to get a bunch of slop before though.
I'm gonna press the wrong button.
Hey, quarter man, thanks 52 and John Chungusman.
I can't hit the... I can't hit the slope, are you kidding me?
The Accent Vaughn says when you...
Okay, the kick works, yeah.
Yeah, it kick works.
Yeah, you can probably vertical jump, like, after his big...
I'm not sure. Hard to say.
I gotta figure out the times when you can hit this guy.
I think I know what to do about the charge, actually. I think I do.
Yeah, I think I know what to do when he charges.
Okay, um...
Fuck.
You gotta react so fast, though.
Oh, and then he ends up behind you, so that's a problem.
I should have done a straight jump there, it would have been fine.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck!
My axe is, like, too slow to recover after that, but I can only do- I can't jump after
this.
How can I hit him and not take a punishment?
And my axe...
I need slope...
Badly...
That's not full health.
I need slope!
More!
More slope, Tina!
Thank you!
All right, let's go I got this shit
What the fuck?
Shit.
I should have shielded there. Okay, if he opens with a charge after that, he's shielded.
Okay, just hold. Yeah.
I wish I could throw my weapon, this would be a lot more simple.
The only thing throwing here is him.
Look the other way, why am I always facing left with a shield?
If I can just face the correct way after that I'm fine like I won't take any damage
but I always face the wrong way.
Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
Yeah.
Yeah!
I win now. This time I win. Unless there's like a gimmick face that I don't know about.
Some of these jumps are just like in the original Jump King?
Yeah!
I mean, the whole area is pretty much in it.
does it feel like the first jump king? a little bit. we have like weight system and stuff
here with your gear okay let me look in I got this shit
Yeah, yeah, that fucking hit me. Yeah, that hit me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Okay.
It's fucking bullshit royal like up a attack I swear
Okay, so here's the thing. When you go in there, he does one of two things after the big...
After I punish my ass!
After I punish my ass, he does one of two things.
He, uh...
Either he charges or he does the quick.
Just don't pa- I mean, I can literally just pull out my shield and I'm fine no matter what.
So don't even try to jump back. Like, my shield is really strong.
just just shielded really that's it
good night do the job is leave well thanks for children we're not full health
Now we are.
Mmm.
Alright, I will win now.
Fuck, I forgot to smoke.
Do I have time to smoke here?
Okay, sick.
Sick start.
Turn around!
Do!
Can I play the fucking game?
Can I play the fucking game?
Okay. I was behind him there. Oh, this fight is ass.
How do you do this fight with a slow weapon? Like, I can't fucking attack him without getting
been punished every time.
5
3
4
5
2
3
4
3
4
5
4
5
5
3
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm gonna kill him first.
Yo, what up, Matosus?
Hey, uh, Plexedin, it's a 132!
That was a long ass time, thank you.
Okay.
Wait, new gimmicks! Oh fuck. Okay, that's the cotton blimer. Okay, he's got new gimmicks
Now I'd have health.
What the fuck?!
You can't just slide on the...
Oh, you can't parry him!
Alright, this is easy.
I wasn't just fucked up to parries before.
I got a parry in the end there.
I got a parry.
Defeat Zanzibar.
The babe is real?
There is a babe up there, a tree babe.
That was the hardest fight so far, no doubt.
Your desire to reach new heights rises immediately upon observing the tree roof.
Pray.
Alright.
How many timbs was that?
Four I think?
Arshists!
Claymore!
The Goat!
Oh my god!
Fucking love Claymores.
For now I'll stick with my axe though.
This axe is really, really nice.
Cool.
Nice.
Cool. Nice.
Worry that. Fuck am I now.
Not bad, kid. Not bad at all. In fact, I'd see you rough for the task. Consider yourself one of us.
Kerurik! A kerurik!
Ah, alright. Next, take the... next...
Take the left path by the High Order encampment. I'll detail your next assignment there. Hail kerurik.
Kerurik.
Geordic metal and impulse. Hey, I used both of that
It is not upgraded however, but it might look sick who knows yeah, it gives you full metal and impulse
It's actually kind of good
Holy wrestler god damn
Hey, I like this set
I'm fucking bristling. I'm gonna go back and upgrade it.
Alright, let me get this chest first.
All the jumpers set! El Clasico! Metal and Faith. Nah, we're using Kururuk. I'm
I'm Kurodokin.
Wait, can I use my axe now? I'm not sure I can.
Yeah, I know it's crudeness, yeah. I have 11 of that now, damn.
KIDERDIC!
Let's upgrade this bad boy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
Oh, this just increased my damage like crazy, I think.
Because of Karotic.
Yeah, because Karotic increases impulse a lot.
Yeah.
This just gave me a huge damage boost.
Black Knight doesn't give any of that.
It gives you Metal and Spite, but this weapon scales mostly with Impulse, so big damage.
Zonzebar greatsword. What is that? Oh you got the heel flip here dude, yeah. But I think
Is that faith it scales with it's got a heavy heavy heavy faith scaling if that's faith
Now I'm a kid okay maxing for sure. This is a really good set for me in my axe
I do get a lot of health if I level this up so we should...
All right, the whole gear is level three, that's good.
Oh, I'm out of here
Oh my oh my seraphonate or things in one year. Thank you
Damn we're so high up here. This is where I was yeah
No
Oh my... Trafalctic 86? This is where I was, yeah.
I think I have very good damage with this now. Yeah, 54 with 11 inside.
Not bad.
Nice, that's good for armor.
I think that's armor upgrades, the reinforced elements.
Or shield maybe.
I haven't upgraded my shield in a while.
You wonder who my longest running primer is?
Ooh, good question.
Cold whetstone?
Okay.
Okay, I guess you're supposed to go that other path I found now or wait there is stuff here
Never mind.
I have no idea how my longest running primers.
No idea. DJ, thanks 23!
Ah, Reinforce Filament. Yeah, we gotta go down to where I was.
it was like over here right yeah okay yeah it's up there to the right we've
been problem coming to half damn thank you Rob take a man hey how can I be sure
Huh? How could there be a babe up there? No one believes that stuff anymore. Believe it brother. Let your heart soar with the truth
Everything I've told you about the truth. Pussy is real. You know I cannot lie, brother
Join me at the council. It is for your own good. I won't promise a damn thing
Whatever, maybe I'll show up just to prove you wrong. Hey eavesdropper you again
Why do you have to walk around like you own the place just because you want?
this is sacred ground how dare you intrude upon this moment of destiny be
gone uninitiated hey eavesdropper you again okay well Garf car today fuck
No. Jesus. What kind of question is that?
Lul.
Cool, let's go.
I think we gotta go to the area to the right here.
That's like it.
I've been everywhere else, except this cloudy area, which maybe I'll go to at some point.
I mean, I just wing it.
If I ever get stuck on areas in Jump King, I then find setups, but this game's platforming
Jumping is a lot easier than regular jumping.
Hey, nice.
Have I seen the official scientific footage of giant Kroken Antarctic?
Scientists found a way to track them to film them.
Yeah, with their red light?
Yeah, I saw it actually.
I did.
Fucking scary.
I'll take a breath sound money oh yeah this is one of the like the pre-order
bonuses or whatever. Money toad, metal and faith. Yeah, look at that. Sick armor set.
But I'm Kuro-kuro-k maxing. Kuro-k-k. Ooh, an impulse and crew in this. Redfin bandit
gloves. Got a rare drop or something.
Money bag. Yeah. Copy of Fat Don's... What?
Fat Don's Perpetual Obligation Bond.
Okay.
What are you?
Hey, hey, you owe me Fat Don, two-bolding sacks of marble!
You better pay back before the dog gets angry. Remember fat don always gets his cut
I'll give you a fat dog if you don't shut up. All right. Oh
High order encampment, okay, yikes. What's to the left?
Wow, this looks fun.
Huh.
I wonder if you can max jump that.
I don't think so.
This you can probably max jump though.
Yeah.
This guy says some weird shit, man.
You just told me you'd suck my dick for a hundred K.
Well you didn't tell me you told your stream you might have noticed and you
didn't say no but we're an enemy terror he's right by the way but we're an
enemy territory for real now kid your assignment is to disrupt the high-order
chain of command target is one lieutenant Frank Bastion veteran of the war on
Radlings known for his defensive style location is the bridge on your right the left flank of the encampment, okay
Where do you think the funding for something like this could come huh now? You're still a new recruit. There's no way you could beat captain Gnoscom
Trust me. You can still do some good work here. Don't get ahead of yourself
The higher-order tourney has no bounds
They're just lap dogs for the consortium all the marbles kids playing his day 10% of all our earnings
It's enough to make a mudman and act bloody revolution.
Well, we do what we can. See you on the other side. Hail, Kirulk.
Oh, rest guy. Nice. No upgrades I can do with that new stuff?
No.
Not even the shield.
I finished bone the after I supplement nice oh she is a boss fight here oh fuck
I don't like the look of fighting this guy in this small space.
Frank Bastion?
This guy's a space marine.
Yikes.
Dude, can I get to the-
Okay, let's try some parrying, shall we?
I don't like this guy, can I leave?
Oh my god, the turnaround attack.
Oh, I don't even know how I'm gonna damage him.
I was trying, I'm trying to go for some parries.
That would have been a parry if it worked.
This guy's too big, man.
Let me- oh! What the fuck?
The music is perfect. Oh, there we go.
Okay, I have to- I don't know, bait him?
Okay, alright.
Okay, better. Oh, he's very minus if he does that. Yeah, I could whack on him forever
there. Alright.
Good night, very normalcy woman.
Is he dabbing there? What is he doing?
Oh, he's charging now. God. Okay, I can't hit.
Do I have chicken? Fuck, I have no healing.
Okay, play it safe and smart then. If you play it safe and smart, you win this.
What? Oh, fuck, I thought I had my shield out. I know he does that.
I can easily kill him if I just wait for shield bash and hit him once and then parry
That's it. That's all I gotta do
And don't overdo it don't throw do not throw
That's a parry. Okay, you can actually parry his backswing. Alright. Dead.
High orders by hander!
Damn.
Oh, it scales heavily with the sun.
That's pretty cool actually.
Two anti-grates are the high order.
It's got ascending cut.
Look at that input.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn, that's the weapon art.
I just did, you know what I mean?
Please, you don't think I know my fighting game inputs?
Hello.
Wonder if you can cheat it.
What's the damage? It's a 36. Yeah. The thing is, I have 7, you need 7 metal to get the
scaling. So if I were to get 7 metal, maybe it would deal more damage than my axe. I,
I kind of doubt it though.
Now with the gear I have to...
Oh, the gear gives metal though it does.
It doesn't have the scaling option right now.
It's kind of sick.
It is.
Yeah, I have 11 Impulse.
Wait, does that mean I normally have two?
Metal?
Do I normally have- no, wait, what?
Wait, how much metal do I get for this?
It's plus four.
Yeah, do I normally have two metal?
Because I have six with a gear on and that's four pieces.
No way, really?
I need to level up my metal a lot more.
A lot more.
Ah, there'll be Kruhk's top guide in no time at this rate, kid.
Word is a council of some sort will take place soon enough to town's outskirts, intelligence
being gathered as we speak.
Find a way through the sewers, we'll meet on the other side.
Consider this part of your trials, kid.
Hail Kruhk.
Man, I didn't do the part that was down.
like an area the encampment I haven't been there wait am I dying the fuck oh you
need sewer key to go here and I'm getting to the sewers now yeah this game
is only like 10 bucks it's in it is crazy value it is you can play online you
can co-op you can PvP you can invade people and ruin their games you can set
PvP tournaments in the hub. It's pretty crazy.
There's a secret path as well. Yeah, I wonder if I should go there before I go
this way down there. Unless this will take me down there maybe. Oh yeah, it
looks like it does. It looks like this takes me straight up to the encampment
Is this what I think it is?
Will this take me back?
Yeah, I thought.
Okay.
So you get back there then.
Well, I'm just gonna slay everyone here.
I need some XP anyways.
Slayer!
Yeah.
You like that, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sick.
Wait, it's almost midnight, what the hell?
Insane anyways of hell, soon.
of
the
So, wait, you could have skipped that, you could have skipped this vihander guy.
Yeah, because I don't think this vihander guy actually gave you anything important.
Well, he just gave you that... uh, Zviander.
Is your hotdog getting longer?
No.
Same as before.
Oh, no, a shield guy.
I can hate these enemies.
God!
Yeah, shield enemies are super paid in this game, they are.
What is this?
Upgrade stone?
Yes, sir.
Oh
Yes, at least they're not tanky at all
So may I ask if they are?
Oh wait, no, you couldn't have skipped him because the door was barged, wasn't it?
that guy holy shit that guy hurts Jesus Christ
Dude
Okay, I got him nice
Dry with stone two is good
Have I thought about playing divinity to know
No, I haven't. I haven't. It's too stacked now.
Now the next game waiting for though is...
Well, I'm gonna keep playing this after I'm back from TwitchCon, obviously.
But then, June the 5th, it's Gothic Remake.
And after Gothic Remake, that's like...
It's not super many games, man.
Stone Machia I gotta try.
Yeah!
General Saber?
Hmm.
Doesn't even have any specific- oh, it scales heavily with whatever that is.
Hmm.
Okay, there's a guy talking, oh yeah, I think he's in like the tent.
Where is he?
I can't help but feel he's no no no no no no or no he is down there I think
yo what up he's stuck here alright I got a frame draft I seem to have been
Captured. Can you please help me save him? Yeah, sure. Wow. We
Can't believe you come to my right a just before Percy's about to so often. Thanks, buddy
We're not so different. You see I'm wanted to even though I'm not a redfin like you and Sir Percy
The High Order still wants me in prison for life. Can you believe it just for playing a little bit of music us?
Well, I better run to the sewers. I'll tell you all about the dangerous fly, guys. Okay. See you there the sewers
Good night, Binky Bunky. I need to anyways also, but I guess I'll climb up to the sewers first
Which is fast from here since I've already cleared everyone and I
Have the shortcut open or whatever it is
Zoom, Zoom, because there was nothing else here, right?
I don't think so.
Hey, Shukirima, thanks for the 116, thank you.
That's a long ass time, brother.
Rebirth of Blue-Eared Mind.
Yeah, interesting, interesting.
I haven't played Rebirth yet.
Woo, did I finish a Bastion Steel?
No, no, I haven't played it because I've been waiting for it to get more solid.
solid. Shit, what is this? Yikes. Holy shit, what? Is this bait? Why does this feel like
baits.
Whetstone 3, nice.
High order crossbow, nice.
This is your favorite game right now so enjoyable to play, understandable.
It's very good this game and it's super cheap.
Specula key? Man where the hell am I? Yeah, drainage room. Ah fuck. Shit me.
Get that ass, fam.
How is that not a parry?
What?
Okay.
This game does have a lot of content, yeah it does.
of liking games that aren't AAA. Ain't that the truth.
Oh, he's over there.
Nice. Cigarettes?
They give you like a resistance bonus
Are there any difficult jumps? Not right now
Holy fuck this area. Oh my god. That is a lot of sloppy ass enemies
Oh
Yeah, but what was done yeah God this enemy oh my god dude
Oh, and now I'm back up.
Oh, so down there you have is one of those, okay.
That enemy's hard to fight.
It's not bad getting up there because I've already killed everything.
it's quite far. Not any that shiny. Probably. That's very fast to get up there.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, there was steam dick price increase, right?
Why did it increase so much?
Keyboard and mouse this game?
Now I use keyboard!
AI bubble?
Ram shortage?
Fuck!
it went up by 200 to 300 euros
Okay, that's one crossbow guy, very nice.
Okay, now I gotta kill this fucker.
I just...
Oh, enemies with shields man, I swear.
I feel like I have to trade with him.
Tomorrow and then I'm back Tuesday.
Um, no, well, I leave for TwitchCon on Friday.
I'm back regular Tuesday again.
I'm back Monday evening, but late, so.
How do you fight this without taking any damage?
I don't know, skill issue.
His enemy is just him.
I'm not Sunday, I'm not live Sunday or Monday.
I come home Monday but it's very late.
At least I'm pretty sure it's very late.
Dude! How do you fight this fucking guy?
Okay, he's dead. Good.
My favorite funny number? 420, 69, 69 or 21.
Wait, what the hell does 21 do there?
I
You know what I never knew what this nine plus ten meme was I actually don't know what that mean is
Gladius!
Oh, cool.
gotta get that key. A bit of a tricky jump this one, but not for the jump king.
Specula key. Oh we needed that down there right? Thanks. We needed that down here I
think it was. Can you make your haul done better? Not that I know of, no.
I guess I could buy cigarettes here and shit if I wanted to?
Is this like a shortcut or...?
I guess so.
Was that the whole point? Two on long came?
Yeah, the thing is, it has a very long animation salad, you gotta stay in the skill and just let it play.
So I only use it for like mega tryhard, pretty much.
pretty much. Ah! Fuckin' hell. Don't scare. Oh, not this enemy again! Noooore! Noooore!
I
Don't know what to do against his enemy. I don't know if it's a skill issue if he's just that good
Well, he's almost dead, but so am I
You know why you kill him in his get-down animation what?
We're just standing there. It's weird
No, I need to get a safe first, you know
Oh, you need sewer key here, okay. Yeah, I haven't been to sewer yet
yeah okay sick awesome amazing I mean I needed to go down there anyways like
it's fine I need to go to the sewers and the sewers are over here so I needed to
go down like unironically the sewers are over here
No, I couldn't enter the door you need a key for it and these guys have respawned now sick
I mean, there's no point in going there now until I have the sewer key and I believe the
sewers were over here, right?
Yeah.
There's a path into red branches.
Hey, didn't I do that?
The one that was hidden?
I feel like I did that.
I think I did that.
Wasn't this the sewers?
I feel like this was the sewers, right?
Or?
Or no, this is where I did the boss fight.
Wait, yeah.
Wait, where was the sewers?
That's where I did the spyhander guy.
lost nice I have no idea where to go but it wasn't here no it wasn't here this
This is where I fought the guy.
It was not here.
Yeah.
Oh wait, was it here?
Wait, where am I now?
I'm so confused.
I don't know.
No, but I did go here, right?
I did.
I did go here.
I did.
I did.
And right here, is this the sewers?
And here you need what?
Provision storage key, okay.
And this is...
No wait, was the sewers below me here?
No, this is a shortcut up back here, yeah.
Or shortcut, whatever.
So what's this over here then?
The fuck?
quarter master right
Oh
Okay
Yeah, I could punish that, I guess.
Oh, he's tired.
This guy ruined your life? What? This guy's like super free, I feel.
You just do jump in attacks. One, and then block, and then jump back.
It works. Jump in attacks are... I've noticed they are very OP in this game.
Oh, your shield is baby shield.
Oh, okay.
Wait, I thought all shields could carry in this, can't they?
I mean you might be right, I have no idea.
I'm playing around too much. Let's just win.
Ah, what the fuck?
Stop throwing. Just win. Hello.
I got silverware.
Okay, ready to serve.
Ready to serve.
Wait to do a wheel. Oh, look at the moveset. That's awesome
That's funny
Famished Knight metal and reformant. Okay. What am I getting up that chest out there must be how you can probably jump on this
Ready for work.
Ready to work.
High order pharma shield.
It's a bit worse than mine, but...
They're both level 3 also. Is this just...
What kind of...
I don't know, this is Soy Shield?
It's just worse in every regard.
Shit, shall we go anyways?
It's been 8 and a half hours. Perfect time to do it now.
Where does this go?
Oh, is this Sewers?
You're using the pharma, oh okay, but I could have sworn it said sewers man. Where the hell am I?
Requires sewer key yeah, okay, all right, we're good. I'm gonna anyways though
Too late for no main
yeah tomorrow I'm gonna continue this game until I fly out well I fly
Friday but I'm traveling to the airport tomorrow night what does it say
Redfin 61 points up there.
This is Jumpkin Quest?
Yep.
Yeah, Mark is like 70.
No, I'm not going to write my 24-7.
I will not proceed to do the anyways.
Yeah, this is SM7B Mike, yeah, this.
With a GoXLR audio interface.
But those aren't made anymore, so that's pretty dank.
Did I enjoy a Bond game? Yeah, it was great.
We did finish it, we did.
We did, we did.
Yeah, reminder, on Friday I leave for TwitchCon, I'm back home Tuesday again.
Well, I'm back home Monday, but next stream should be Tuesday.
Because I think I come home late on Monday.
And then I'm gonna continue jumpking quest until I'm done with that and then
June the 5th, we have a gothic
remake release along with
Summer game fest, right?
So it's gonna be fucking stacked man
They have gigasized stream deck now with XLR stuff installed wait what?
Oh shit. Damn.
I wish I was gonna go into the coma. I mean, I won't be at TwitchCon so much.
Mostly in the city.
And the other stuff around it.
It's like 36 buttons, man.
I have 32. Yeah.
Tuesday State of Play
Right Tuesday when I get back at State of Play, but tomorrow I'm live as usual
We're gonna play more jumpking quest games fire. I'll see you tomorrow chap. Appreciate all bye bye and mark is like 70 bro
Thank you
I love you guys.
you