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What a track.
What a track.
Hey, you.
When the Musha fake-keeper was on today, nope.
I've already played on the Musha demo.
But I plan on doing, obviously, Gothic.
And then either Lucky Tower or Blasphemous.
Hey, you.
another research we were water to passers-farmers what do you mean I I I
I redeemed myself I did a full redemption art all right
the Garfield 3 happened tonight not after that fiasco's Garfield Cartoon God
God, surprised we even got a two.
Same shirt, it's not.
This is Mini Astronaut shirt.
He's in space.
Puh, puh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Hello.
I've heard of Tenebri's song, yeah, you know what I'm saying, speedrun caught up by Ezra's
It's Vod Noice.
Bah, Johnny, good one.
Callie on XperiaT-Sat, makes 61, Resecure of X40.
Golficremakelockbreaker.com, no fucking way.
just upgrade well I'm gonna upgrade luck picking today no fucking way that is
crazy
This is so ridiculous!
Bro, why not just level up lockpicking and like, come on, man.
This is like the most modern gamer shit I've ever seen, man.
Instead of getting the money, like, grinding some creatures, selling it, you know, learning
lockpicking.
So the locks become like vastly easier.
Let's make a whole ass fucking website
that solves it for you.
This is actually insane.
You see the devs made a blog post
telling people to level up lock picking?
Yeah, but you know why people don't think you need to?
Because of Todd fucking Howard.
That's why people are used to going to a lock
that says very hard and then they can still solve it
just by nudging a little bit, you know?
In Gothic, you actually have to level up lockpicking to make it vastly easier.
It's not like Skyrim or Oblivion or whatever.
It's very different.
You have to train the specific things that you find difficult.
That's how it works.
Oh well.
Pockpicking?
Pockpicking is the word though, isn't it?
Pockpicking.
Pock- no, pickpocking.
I like everything else I got on this scale.
Oh, there's a helmet!
I've never found a helmet.
No.
Lockpicking.
Pockpicking.
Lockpicking, Pockpicking.
Lockpicking.
Pickpocketing.
I am lockpicking.
Pickpocketing.
You're picking the lock.
So lock picking, right?
And then you have...
You're picking the pocket, so...
Risen 1 was great, yeah.
Haven't played Risen 2.
Lock picking and pickpocketing.
Well, fuck leveling up lock picking.
I guess just go to gothicrebakelockbreaker.com
and have it solved for you.
I missed the pigeons. Oh, hell no.
Hell no.
Played all three, two, two, three, my, well as well, not exist.
That's what I've heard, yeah.
I'm leveling up lock picking today.
But I was thinking of mixing it up today.
Obviously, I'm gonna always start with Gothic, I'm still done with it.
That's the plan.
But then like towards the later night like 9 10 p.m. Either continue blasphemous DLC or do Lucky Tower
That's what I'm planning
Or is it a soy no, what a positive
Chick stream means an ad evo
No?
No?
My thank you UFO plant at lab.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, that's cursed. That's cursed, man. It's cursed.
Thanks for the 2, Selvix 98, Fulgaran 30, Scrap Dealer 33, Call Me Manila, thanks for that, 29, you guys.
See, I either like Lucky Tower or Blasphemous DLC. That was my plan. Later tonight.
Down for pretty much whatever. I mean, either of them is not going anywhere, so.
so whenever I'm done with Gothic I'll probably just do whatever's left you
know like Blasmas DLC. Blasmas DLC is not that long I don't think probably like
five hours maybe and I'm already over I'm like two and a half hours in.
The reading banana bread with peanut butter?
Ooh, very nice.
I made stew on the macaroon to fall in the core of it today.
How about that?
It's your mail and chat.
I'm too deep on PoE2 farming.
Soon, level 94.
Can't tell myself on this addiction.
Yeah, I've heard it's very good the latest patch. Yeah
Don't care put a rebirth in the back
Yeah, our master skill lock picking is bugging off a cop. What about the first skill though? Is that not bug?
Blast for Missy Eye. They got a new DLC yesterday. I'm like two and a half hours in.
It's really good. It's very good. I also really want to play Lucky Tower, so I'm like, yeah.
It's very split. Figure it out, ask chat later.
But neither of them will go anywhere. Both level up works for you?
Lucky tires, don't forget what to do.
Yeah, X-Bot showcase.
I don't think so.
I'd actually rather just sit and play games, man,
to be honest.
Dread Fields will happen.
These games aren't going anywhere.
Same thing would like...
I don't know how long the Mortal Shell 2 beta is live.
I'll do more Jump King quests.
Not right now, I finished it.
Well, I miss Kojima Horigin in my Xbox show, while they're gonna have the trailer on YouTube.
So I won't miss it.
Hey, you.
Three-ish hours, wait what?
If you do everything?
Wait, everything in what was I just talking about?
Oh, you mean like the mortal shell, right?
Yeah, it might not be there forever, yeah.
But I'm sure they're gonna say when they're gonna take it off, I imagine, right?
Probably.
So it's fine.
I'd rather focus on Gothic and like Lucky Tower or wrap up the Blasphemous DLC.
And then when I'm done with Gothic, I still have those things to play with Mortal Shell
and then Blasphemous or Lucky Tower.
I mean, I don't think Lucky Tower is done anytime soon, to be fair.
So yeah, they ain't going anywhere.
They ain't.
Gamzee Bobz, thanks for 47.
Bravo, thank you.
Lucky Tower late today.
Yeah, I think most people won't like a Tower.
Over a blast from us too.
Also randomized Permaslop's waiting.
I think I'm not sure I'm going to do any Permaslop after I'm
done with these.
I want to do God of War marathon.
I do.
Lucky Tower is amazing, this game is fucking incredible, it's actually so good, it really is.
Like, I remember...
I remember, like, what, I remember as if it was a long time ago, when I started playing this game,
there was so many people coming in, cause I just started my stream with this game, cause it's been in my wishlist for a while.
And so many people were like, what the fuck are you playing?
And now it's like, when are you playing Lucky Tower? It's so good.
it's so fun to watch it it's incredible this game it really captures you it does
ah the rake moment oh dude fucking I yep the yet the works so yeah coming up
it's gonna be gothic one into like Lucky Tower or Blasphemous DLC obviously
The last one DLC is not gonna be that long.
I'm already quite a bit through it.
So I kinda wanna juggle them, you know?
Ma'am, it's 67, man, thank you.
Hey, you.
Now this girl's 60, it's gonna be an Xbox show.
Check Twitter.
No, and no.
I mean, if it is, we'll see it.
We'll see it, you know?
We'll catch it, we'll catch it.
Hey, you.
So many good games, man.
And then legit, I want to hop on God of War Marathon.
I do now, but I'll probably do that
after CB has been here.
He arrives now in like three days.
Why is my date in American?
I actually don't know.
I just auto-switched to it.
And I never bothered switching it.
I guess I could switch it.
It even says...
Oh my god that's fucking load!
I fixed six seven twenty-twenty-six
Fuck it's not fixed. It's the seventh today of the six
Fuck you now
There we go, we can do this
7th of June 26 fixed
Well, I start see me again. No, no, I have some plans for a CBs here
Gonna go for run some workouts gonna grill some burgers gonna take into Church Street
it's gonna be sick. Jave, thanks for 43, man. Most of the time, thanks 30. Am I in chapter
one? Yes, I am. Chapter one is like the longest chapter. It depends on what you do.
Taking the sure straight means something so different for you in Toronto. Oh really?
Dawn Walker, Wolverine, Halloween, Silent Hill, Control and Oni, all in September. Goddamn.
Can I tell you about an edition of Remake that's not original?
Well, unless it spoils like heavily.
I already have an edition, a big edition that's in the remake that's not in the original.
Am I Chinese?
Uh, no.
I am not.
Can I watch yesterday's stream somehow?
Yeah, it's in the VOD channel.
I'm like if you go to my twitch channel and check the box
You're about the raid I do not remember average flow. No
Yeah, monsters respawn on chapter progress, yeah
This game retaining girl all this game for me, they're both very good though, but this is just
This is my shit like gothic and Witcher 1 is like my favorite RPGs that they're incredible
The sense of progression when it comes to power
No, there is a Vaughn channel too, I just don't know if it's uploaded the latest and also the Vaughn channel doesn't have the chat on unless Ashley has uploaded that
Yeah, I never played at two worlds. I never did
Says a progression stick yeah Ashley sub it's another Vaughn channel that uploads boss with chat. It's not the official one
They just do it, like, anyways.
Is there double crossing with elis?
Oh, I haven't done that, no.
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
Copper reference? No, it's fine.
She's done it for a long time. Long time.
Long ass time.
Hey Rubix, thanks 43-man. Do you think I'll go back to luck guitar?
Ultimately, again, or is it flushed? If only there was something called a title
here on Twitch that if only most people would read. The answer is yes. The answer
is yes I was I was gonna ask chat either lucky tower or blasphemous DLC yeah
what if they can't read was fucked up that's true true true what I feel like
this menu screen supposed to move I felt the same way when I saw it the first
time. Yeah but it's also not going in every canvas like I would hop on it later anyways.
Like either when I'm done with Gothic or Lucky Tower in that case because then I have a Mortal
Shell 2 demo. I bet I could do Blasphemous. There's so many. There's so much good shit.
Oh. I never played LX, no. What's up, Evan Neffrin? I'm not watching Xbox Showcase. No.
I think I'm good. Yo, Tommy.
How long is it? It's like two hours, right?
I want so much fun playing the games, bram.
I'll have much more for Sony in the next box.
Way more.
So tight.
Oh, hi, Co.
Oh, okay.
look at what we got at the end yesterday oh my lord
Yeah!
So sick.
11 on my- how do you check?
5.
Coking!
Hey, you!
Green to the extreme. Thanks tier 354. Thank you. Skelly's section scary, right?
If you time a jump properly and go faster and faster. Oh, it's bunny hopping. Let's go
We're breaking a hundred this today. I feel like I've already broken that
I've the mission to this one. Okay. That's what I plan on doing now
So chattel. I'll I'll get robbed in this game ten minutes. So let's make our copper
We have some stuff here
I guess I could go with Grimm and see what's up.
Still dying to its everyone?
No, not everyone.
You get health every time you level up, a little bit like plus 12.
So it's a little bit more tanky.
I have learned so much with these Gothic streams.
Main one is that smoking dope is so cool.
is if I really like the house I just need to throw them out in the house is mine thanks Mr. Streamer
my pleasure lotion
look at this I'm uh I'm me why is my camera not in the middle it's like glitched
it's supposed to be on classic
let's fix it back and forth I'm just gonna kill him
You can mount in the game, yes sir, you can.
Oh, is it when you have a sword out?
I could have sworn.
Oh you're right.
Oh, I'm just dent-maxing.
Hey, thank you.
The amount of posts complaining about lockpicking, yeah, but there's no reason to complain about
lockpicking anymore because now we have gothicremakelockbreaker.com where you
just put in what the lock is and it solves it for you amazing I'm not gonna
use this by the way because I will actually upgrade my lockpickage
F***ing A
Crazy
Crazy
How's the random gnoblin walking around?
Oi
You have that sight up already
We know you're using it on your second monitor
Cat linked it
And now we can look at it and laugh at it like that, you know, that's why it's open
Download the lock pick up on the phone. Yeah, I'll be a thing soon
It's all fun and lots of wikach are using it.
Yeah, I'll be stuck in a lock and then I'll be, hey wait a minute!
And then I'll solve it.
Easy.
Easily.
No, not two of them.
one please. I'm not fighting multiple adults.
Both room break real quick.
Ow!
I'm cooked.
I rolled!
Gas Fire is the world best. No one cares.
17 hours ago last save, yep.
Oh hi Ko, I'm back.
Leave me alone.
Alright.
Alright, warmup day is done.
Oh yeah, I also got a combat solver.
I actually dig the lockpicking in this game.
I mean, it's hard.
Just use the lockpick mod that replaces the picking of a single Darth Darth Wraith that
you have to win.
Darth Blacks.
Imagine that.
What was I saying real quick cuz I got I don't want spoilers worth it dude
it's super faithful to the remake physical they definitely made some
changes but no it's very faithful to it I love it
enjoy physical physical do I have you on steam I can't gift it to you if you want
a buddy. Yeah, Grimbley, thanks for the 34, thank you.
The chain dot found also kind of fit without taking away from the Eurjang feeling. Yeah,
I agree. I agree. Yeah, sure, let me let me send it to you.
All of this just works.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
A gay man wants my credentials.
Oh no he didn't.
Thank you.
Alright cool.
And congrats on the new car, by the way.
I appreciate you physical.
Yeah, this game seems to have been a big success.
I'm very happy because we might get Gothic 2 Remake then.
Maybe.
That's how we keep this place warm.
Whoa, chup.
I can't believe everything you hear.
Only the person you've seen playing it, yeah.
Right, 70,000 players, all time players peak.
That is not bad for an old Jank RPG remake man.
That is not bad at all.
I'd say that is a success a big one
What can I get some I got the ingredients for Brock still gone where
Yeah. Shit. You said I can have as much stew as I want, right? Sure did. Yeah, have a-
From a higher than when the OG game released? Well, yeah, when the OG game released,
I'm not sure how many people could actually, like, run it on their PC.
Enjoy physical, enjoy dude.
To put it in perspective, that's only 2,000 players less than Street Fighter 6's peak.
Fighting games are pretty niche though, but yeah, Street Fighter is obviously a huge name.
I'll make it daytime, let's go.
It's not 15 hours sleep bucket bucket
What I'll master
How I don't swam camp yet, no
But I I've been there. I'm working on it. I'm kind of just
Blood message I could look at it later
right now I'd like to do some gaming we're gonna have plenty of trailer stuff
to watch later cuz Xbox show and all that let's see who teaches look picking
about neck I think I found him did you know did he really turn cult no he's dead
the more rats got him really shit he's a good man I guess I'm gonna have to take
over this patch for good now in our surprise did you know neck well more
or less I tossed us in together but he's been doing his own faith for a while
Oh, man. Don't ask me why.
Oh, well.
If I side with New Camp, can I still do a majority of old camp side quests?
If you join the camp, be loose out on the quests.
Any camp.
So if you want to do the question, you should do them before you join anything.
Right, that guy's over here.
Oh, you can still do most quests?
I was wrong then.
I bought this game today, played for 40 minutes and got killed by the guards because I stole
a piece of cheese and that's how I found out this game has no auto save.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have any, I have zero.
buckaroos to my name oh this guy actually sells an armor right yeah we
should we need to sell some stuff
not that long sort though
fifty one bucks to his name okay yeah I don't know if I'll know I mean 30
strength ain't that much. I just want to sell all my like trophies like these you
know.
Two.
Not to this guy. I need blank scroll paper. I don't have that kind of stuff.
Do you know where I can get it?
Here you are. Always a pleasure doing business with you. You could ask Graham
the map maker oh yeah true looking for a sword not just a regular one something
fancy the ornaments well then you're one lucky bastard because I have one just
like that the shadow warden it never came to pick it up just 110 nuggets and
it's yours what do you say
Where are you going to sell it for a hundred?
Ah, wait.
Right.
It wasn't a hundred and ten.
It was five hundred.
Five hundred.
Not enough?
How about a thousand then, church for me?
Don't come to think of it.
Maybe I'll just keep this one for myself.
About Whistler's sword.
Tell him he's never getting it back.
Okay
There's the magic guy
Hey you hey you I am not joining this camp. What no I
I don't care what happens here
Boy you
Wait a minute. You just had a chat with blood when didn't you why are you asking good job?
Not paying your protection money. That means we gotta pay your part now. I'll make sure you remember that next time he asks you oh
Okay, sure buddy
I want to try parrying.
That's right Eric, sorry buddy.
You messed with the wrong guy.
hey you that was you who refused to pay blood when right what do you want just
want to warn you you see blood win paid several folks to give you a hard time
for example I saw him talking to that guy over there Eric gods know who else
you're warning about hair comes a bit late yeah whistler and fish don't like
each other so he got pissed when I mentioned standing so I guess that's a
good sign anyway I'm sure he isn't the only guy blood when talked to so look out
for yourself oh good why did you warn me about blood when I'm thinking well one
hand washes the other right you've been here long enough to realize that you
could even say you owe me something now right what what did you have in mind well
you see I'm clean out of nuggets and blood wins really been breathing down my
This guy's trying to play the nice guy angle.
Fuck you, Jesse.
a math maker let's see I really need some nuggets man I what I need to first of
all I want to find the guy's going there should be a guy that teaches law
I'm picking somewhere here as an you let you got there. Okay any ideas
I'm looking for a blank piece of paper and you want me to sell you one could you sure
I'll be cheap though paper scarcity and every blank. I'm selling is a map. I can't make
Okay, well if I sell just some bullshit to you, we're good.
Just sell some, I don't know, some Michelangeles.
That's not going for anything.
For I think these statues you should probably not sell I feel like they are for something
Junk though, yeah, you know what's also in junk lockpicks don't trust it
I want to buy a map sure thing what so no more they show the state for the price
it doesn't a junk a lockpicks yeah but it's in the other things are in it all
it's in Michelangelo's right true I still don't think I'm not gonna sell these
though. These are weird. You find them in really obscure spots in the game.
Oh, thank you. Alright, we can go. As someone said, if I'm siding with Swamp, I
should invest into magic. No, it doesn't really work like that. You can do
whatever they have two-handed trainers in this one they have everything
blacksmithing whatever you name it
yeah each camp has their own version of magic yeah here are the things you asked
for very good show me
well there I suppose you already know there are two ways I'm sorry because I was
You know what they're watching hentai scrolls and rooms most will be capable of using his scroll but mastery of the rooms is bound to the circles of magic
However, there are exceptions. They're deportation rooms for example or those of the paladins
And then there are basic rooms which can be mastered even by those with
But a spark of magic within them like me
I should think so like me it's all about means inscription functions as a focus
It's what holds and channels a spells power and as with the scrolls you must access that spark to cast the spell
Let's try that. Shall we choose Saruhi?
Commit to the craft and you may even call yourself a mage one day
Learn rune magic. Yeah
Take your first steps into the arcane art
You can actually use a basic runes which could be pretty cool when it comes to like telekinesis and shit having telekinesis would be really good
Are you doing worse by getting the stealth archer like a true Nord? I'm not... what?
I think we'll learn this. We still have six skill points left after it.
You already have to look at these. That was just a spell scroll.
So in this game there's like two magics, right? There's scrolls and there's runes.
Scrolls are like a one-time use. You equip the scroll, you use it, the scroll is gone.
It's like a consumable ruins our permanent spells
But I'm gonna learn this. All right, you know is the god of justice
blessings and fire
Part of these powers he shares with us therefore you may choose between these two rules
One will heal you and the other will scorch your enemies
Yeah, I might take the healing actually because I won't be casting too much
Since you are with the junkies, you're going to be a paladin or something?
Yeah, they basically have these like, what do you say?
Paladins or whatever.
What are they?
Templars, right?
Templars.
I don't want to be casting too much magic.
I just want something that enhances, you know?
Like telekinesis or healing or whatever.
I'll take the healing room.
Yeah, telekinesis is super sick.
I see you stay alive
One room doesn't make you invincible
Healing is the uses if you don't get hit. Yeah, but you will get hit though
There it is
Now we got the healing
Let's go Jeopardy I love to cast it here
Hey, that's cool.
That's cool.
I'm oom now, yeah.
Yeah, it's cool animation.
I wonder what the magics do look like in this game, actually.
Well.
Okay, anyways, uh...
I guess I could go with Grimm and see what he's saying.
He's by the entrance, yeah.
Yeah, I don't remember if Gothic 1 had Magic Region.
There is Magic Region in the Gothic games, but I don't remember which ones had them.
It didn't. 1 and 2 don't, but 3 did, right?
One last thing, I assume you're playing on Hard, is it actually Harder, or is it OGD?
It's Hard, physical. But I play on Custom difficulty physical.
I play on Hard Combat, Hard Resources, and then I'm playing on Gothic Progression.
Because what Hard Mode does in this game is, if you have a Hard Progression,
it lowers the amount of XP you get.
So, it's just way more obnoxious.
It's not as fun.
Ah, he should, Grim should be, wasn't he around here?
I swear he was.
Oh, maybe it's him.
That was guard.
There's smoke.
There's fire.
Huh?
of
the
How many times do I got to tell you bastards to stop running through me hat?
What's your problem?
You're the problem.
You and your lot.
All I wanted was a hut for myself.
Yeah, they warned me not to build it here, but what could I do?
All the other spots were taken.
You think any of these bastards told me what would happen if I'd been here anyway?
What happened?
What are you looking at?
I've just finished building and then on the first day I got back from the mine the house had a second fucking door
Bloody assholes. I hate them. I can't tell you how much I hate them
Everyone just walks through here like they own this place
everyone
Okay, Kyle have a good day I mean his hut is right there
Let me see, I'm trying to find Grimm or with a sword.
I should try to find a Whistler.
I mean he's pretty close to...
Where is Whistler?
Is he down?
I hope someone makes a mod for this game where the comedy music changes to the ultimate peak of Gothic 3.
No, I'd say it ain't so.
Where's Dixler?
Could I sell some stuff to you, maybe?
Well, I can.
but man I'm looking to make a profit with all these like trophies but they
don't sell for a lot here they really don't I just want to make a profit you
know I'll sell you some weed brother sell you a little weed I'll take that we
should probably buy a map they're pretty expensive
where the sleeper be with you stranger I'm here to guide you to the path of
salvation the path of salvation yes that of the sleeper he alone holds the
power to free us from this wicked place you see I'm part of the brotherhood the
sleeper's humble servants as we speak the gurus of our camp are preparing a
grand ritual to commune with him sounds interesting you have no idea until now
the sleeper only spoke to us through his nebulous visions the great awakening is
going to change sleeper will finally speak to us in his true the bond has
how to liberate him however we will need as many brothers as we can for the
to succeed only with our minds joined we will be able to break through to you
stranger could be a part of this like me you could become a servant of a being
more magnificent than anything you could possibly imagine what do you say our
campus not far from here down in the swamp I can take you there if you wait
I have already been there what do I get out of joining you besides the honor of
serving the sleeper you might just become one of the chosen few he blesses
with the gift of magic or you might rise into the highest ranks and become a
template only the best of our fighters in our template are even templates who
have mastered both the skill of combat and magic either way that's so sick
brother he's a well-sprinkled possibilities but please go ahead and
Yeah, I'm fairly certain I am joining them. It'll be cool to see both stuff. Anyways,
Fisk is here, but where the hell is Whisker? Whisper, Whisker.
Supposed to sit a guy here, whisker, whisker, seven minutes.
Oh yeah, I was going to check this also.
Yo, Nigemir, sorry, it takes three months.
Is the remake well balanced or does it have interesting balance like the original?
It's interesting balance. Yeah, it's right below the yapping up of the second door in his house. Oh, he's right below there
Thank you. I'll check that. I'm just gonna visit the blacksmith real fast
How's business? Oh, yeah, maybe I want to order something
I'm still trying to figure that out
And come back when you I'm quick fuck yeah, he doesn't have a shop
Why do I feel like he had a shop in the og game or maybe I'm mixing up?
Hi, Etrin. I'm here. He didn't, he did. Did he? Yeah, he had a shop for Smith's supplies,
right?
that's what I remember
here's Grimm fucking let's do it
let's do it
Give him a bow.
The story progression? Well the story is just you're thrown into the colony
which is surrounded by this dome of magic so you can't leave it
and they're here mining nuggets for the ore baron
and your task is to bring this letter to the fire mages inside old camp over there
where the tower is but
What?
You can't enter it because they don't trust you, so you have to build up your reputation
in order to gain access, and there's many ways to do it.
You motherfuckers, you know you have no shot, right?
of
of
Now you had enough Grimm?
Asshole.
Oh, come on.
We're both playing the same game, aren't we?
I don't want to work in those mines either.
That's why I'll just do what the waters tell me.
It's the only way they'll ever take me in.
Some blood wouldn't put you up to this.
Take your best guess.
Never cross a water.
best guess never cross a water man that's the first and most important lesson everyone learns in here
shut up and fight i'm gonna die if i do this let's bury the hatchet
fight
shut up and fight oh come on man wait i have no health
Shut up and fight them and I run away because I have no health
Just let me refill my meat my health with meat
All right, what's up? I
I don't even need it, punk.
You had enough, Grim?
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, Supa.
Shut up.
Oh my god, Supa.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You messed with the wrong guy, Grim.
You all dead.
Now run and tell them what happened here.
and
all good
just as good as it was ten years ago
not much has changed since then
oh okay
is there anyone else here I should know?
As a freshie, you should make sure not to get on Gravo's bad side.
He might be just a digger, but he has friends all the way up to the old barons.
If you ever get in trouble with Gomez's men, he can help buy you out.
Why are you in the camp?
What?
Oh, I'm just waiting for a friend to get back from the mine.
I'm broke and he still owes me some more.
You know how it is.
No nuggets means no protection money for the waters.
And that never ends well
Haven't learned pickpocket thing
This game does have armor, but it takes a while to get it when you join camp you guess
Will you be pissed if I elute this
Yeah? Come on then.
What you gonna do about it?
I have no plans on watching the Xbox showcase.
Kill him?
But I need to leave someone to send a message.
All right, let's try to find Whistler.
Oh, yeah, we can fight in the arena! Dude, we should!
I like how I'm running, even though I do have... this.
That's loud.
Hey, buddy.
Can you be a wizard? Yes, the magic probably looks sick in this game. I only have a healing spell.
I'm gonna join the swamp which is basically kind of a mix between spells and like two
Two handers and shit.
I just learned like regular rude magic, yeah.
What's up, premise louse?
The arena is over here.
What dog is that? It's Coke. We're cooking. Is there a map? Yes, we have to buy it and
I'm poor. But I'm going to fight some people in the arena.
I want a bet. Good to hear. There aren't any fights now, though. Next will be in a couple
of days. Just keep yours peeled. You'll hear about it.
Ah! Do you also train fighters? Yeah. Well, not just for fun. You want me to train you?
Yeah, here's master with one handed weapons.
It's pretty cool.
You can use her post after a parry.
It's at 20 LP and 200 ore.
sent me to fight here to show this set how strong my faith has made me my
supreme discipline paired with my impeccable swordplay and my iron mind
will inspire many lost so I challenge you to a duel you know there's no glory
in butchering some green blood in front of an audience I'll fight you when
You're worthy. Ask the others first. I'm sure the mercenary in the shadow don't care about the mobile high ground
Is this leap or an actual in-game character who knows
Who knows
Of course I know.
Of course. Can you get mana back, yeah? You have like mana approaches and stuff.
I'm gonna sleep till the next day. I want to do the arena, man. Maybe we'll get some gold.
Godzilla and now Barbie have taken the mantle to release in November.
Am I aiming to complete the game or just playing until I get bored?
No, I'm completing this journey!
Easy!
Are there fights going on soon?
He said in a couple of days.
Wow, there is a guy standing here.
Timebox has a tier 281.
Thank you, dude.
you've got to be joking I'll eat you for breakfast fresh do yourself a favor and get lost
you're just a coward are you you know I'd make mincemeat out of you couldn't think of a better line
freshy did your mother fuck a goat you look the part trying to keep it simple I hate to strain
that little brain of yours. You're only here to get a chance to kiss Gomez's ass.
You're only here to get a chance to kiss Gomez's ass. What? You bastard. You know nothing about me.
I'm a new camper. I don't suck up to anyone. You want to know why I'm here? So I can smack the
brains out of wise guys like you. Let's do it in the arena then. Exactly what I'm going to do to you.
Yeah, well, let's do it in the arena in the arena, right? Yeah, let's go cut him. I'll show you's the boss of this gym
Draw your weapon
Okay, can I draw my weapon
Oh shit, he's fast as fuck! This guy's a master!
Okay, he's mined his frames after the uppercut.
Oh my god, okay, I thought this guy was like a fucking punk or something.
I need to get a clean hit.
I could probably combo once after that.
My sword's so tiny.
I play the neutral game.
It's all about the neutral right here and Korean back dash.
Are you getting tired son?
You getting tired?
You're not following up anymore.
He's getting tired.
I got a start slower, I guess.
At least he didn't rob me.
Grateful for that.
I've never seen Spartacus, no.
40, thanks for the 16, a dumb genius.
Six year anniversary and also five and also six years.
Still a pleb.
Well, compared to that guy I am.
Now, how many learning points do I have?
Six.
And my strength is 21. I need 30 strength for the long sword.
Sick heal.
No, the beginning of the game takes place a lot in this camp.
I mean, I've been out and about on like adventures and shit. I'm just trying to start the arena.
that let's fight now someone's eager fine I'm ready when you are let's fight you're
ready as ever follow me okay I don't have much health here
This guy won't one shot me.
He's not even full health.
Yeah, this guy's slow.
I got this.
I'm dead.
Fuck you, Tristlas.
It's not killing me.
Hey, wait.
Ouch.
Didn't see that coming.
Not bad, Freshi.
Not bad.
You should really think about joining up with us.
We can always use someone who knows his way around the sword.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Hey.
I thought Kergo.
And you beat him up good.
Not bad for a first time.
Yeah.
I'm impressed.
Woo!
I don't want to die.
You should be here.
You're on it.
You fight now.
No fights.
I keep that to myself.
Yeah.
I could tell him I challenged Karim,
but I can get Karim's number.
I can win.
Hi.
What do you want?
Hi.
What do you want?
Okay, it's funnier than I always try to go for something else but I always end up joining
Nukem.
Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure I'm going for the Swarm.
I did New Camp my first playthrough of like OG Gothic 1.
You can learn strength here but I kinda want to learn like look picking and also I want to see how much the math is.
Where's the map guy boy?
Map guy
Why learn look thinking is used a website and no I don't want to
How's it going can be bad
Don't worry about you. I'm gonna send me what you got there. Thank you any odd ears
what up ish hub okay right we have a down here
there you are finally
listen listen listen listen whistler whistler
whistler listen there's an explanation I have I can explain I'm gonna jump him
over here. I fully intended on paying him back.
Fuck me.
No not the bow, that's...
Fuck you!
No!
You're making a grave mistake, friend. You're making a grave mistake.
Fuck.
Ah.
Now.
I didn't take my sword though, but I want my stuff back
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No card way, what?
I understand, you.
Oh, look, this is just worse.
It's a meat bug ragout, why not?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna fuck him up.
Just let me get full health
He's winning the World Cup?
Shit, man, I don't know.
Thought I was done with you?
Give me my shit back.
Thanks, loser.
That's what happens.
I wonder if I got that sword now too for Fisk.
Oh yeah wait, this guy is the guy who has the sword.
Well shit, this quest is fun.
This quest is fucked.
Sell some nail clubs.
Get something Nero.
Yeah.
All right, all right, all right.
It's going to be late for Sweden games and World Cup.
It is.
because I was watching him time thanks to 111 thank you so we got to get out of
this camp but I'm looking for the lock picking trainer show me your goods
fast stuff in the cup
Alright, we have 64.
I have found one.
It might have been in Ucamp that I found one.
I don't remember.
But I remember running into one.
Oh yeah!
I remember now.
It is the guy in Ucamp.
I remember- I ran into him yesterday.
He was like, pssst.
Fuck it, let's go.
There's finger here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, is there on the left?
Oh yeah!
guy he stands a bit off to the side yeah
there he is but I have to say he doesn't
I think you might need to like join or
something I want to become a shadow
then you should find yourself a nice
spot of sunlight you know what I'm good
one can you help me with that I wouldn't
know how I'm looking for folks to put in
a good word for me now why would I do
that because Diego says you're one of
the key players ah why didn't you lead
with that yeah i guess i could give you some backing thing is i have to be sure you're good
for something oh yeah here we go do you know your way around the lock no pity you know scatty
the guy with the punchable face who manages the arena yes sir a big chest in his hut and in that
chest is a ring bring me that thing and you have my vote can you teach me the skills to do that
why not what do you want to know look picking oh it's 10 LP fucking hell and a hundred or
but it's a big difference though i can't do it yet i need to level up i need to i need to level
love. Call him to do this yet. New quest, the ring for fingers. Well what else can we
do here before we ditch? Yeah, forgot the recipe. I don't have like potatoes and onions.
The rest I have I think.
Oh yeah, I could maybe fly the damn lurker.
Fuck.
Yeah, it'll be worth it. I'm gonna learn it. I need to.
But 10 LP, that's like two levels.
But it gives you access to a lot.
Yeah, I'm going back to new camp I am
Right now we need to just get these like basic abilities
Yeah, they added a mount in the remake.
Oh, hell yeah, fine, let's go.
Yeah, I haven't been to the old mine.
Cooking!
I'm looking for enemies to kill second level up.
First up, solid rags.
You go so fast if you spam jump.
Can you climb a mountain with this mount?
I haven't tried.
Maybe you can pull on Skyrim.
All right, I'll take care of it.
Yeah.
I wonder if I can fight the Lurker here.
I-
The thing is, they just one-shot you.
They fuck you up so hard.
I deal like okay damage, but I can't fucking fight them.
Am I watching Xbox later?
I kinda just want to play some games.
Let me see the Lurker here.
Well, I can kill him.
I thought the final stab would kill him.
He survived with Miyazaki's finger.
I will play the Mortal Shell demo, yeah.
Come on, Lurker, let's go.
I got your number now.
I'm fucking dead.
Ah!
Damn lurker may be stronger than other ones.
That's true.
It might be.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Runnnnn!
I knew you!
Hurry up! It's more probably.
Okay
When do you stagger? Fuck!
I can win this.
Volpe friends don't skip, you'll miss the victory.
of
I have a decent gun, yep, I do.
So easy game.
How much am I to level off?
Halfway.
Well, I need a thousand more.
I wonder if the remake already have over 20 hours of digging in.
It's super good, yeah.
I'm excited to join Swamp Camp too.
to
Oh, yeah. Here you can actually learn.
Alright, that's just underwater breathing. It doesn't increase like your swimming speed.
I'm going to see if I can sell some stuff here in UKAM.
Why not use an amazing asthma damage?
Um, it's very slow and clunky.
Man, you only have five bucks? God damn.
I need a lot more than that.
More than doubles your breath capacity.
Oh, and you can press shift to swim faster.
Ooh, that actually sounds really good.
That sounds very good.
We need better channel player wars? It's true. It's true.
It's true.
What's your story my story I look like some storyteller to you just trying to get to know
people around here makes sense I guess with all the bastards under this dome it's easy
to forget what a normal conversation goes like my name's Torloff used to be a first
mate in the Royal Fleet what happened let's just say mutiny was involved and it wasn't
successful as a mutiny should be now I'm here I want to become a merc good for
you Lee only takes the best of the best though till that applies to you you
should go shake hands with laris and his guys if you want some advice try and
steal something important from the old camp or the old mine that proves you're
against Gomez and that's half the deal and how should I get my hands on
something so important. That's your job to figure out. If I was you, I'd try to win
their trust first. Then you rip them off. True. Just do it. Seeing if there's any
vests or sellers here who are you none of your fucking business yeah I'm a
face this guy's also does pick pocketing I believe what can you teach me
Depends
Yeah, look picking and pickbooking hundred or
So much LP
But when we get like some armor we can do then we can just go in like farm creatures in the forest you level up
So fast because you get so much XP killing enemies
Go away, who do I speak to where's the lead? Oh
Hey, you there. Yeah, you look a bit clumsy if you don't mind me saying I think I could help you
Ever heard of acrobatic. Oh, this is acrobatic trainer controlling your body. I could teach you. Oh
that is
That's 10 LP. Okay
Can acrobatics help me move faster? No, that's nonsense. It's mostly about rolling dodging better. Oh, yeah
If you want to move faster, yeah, it's a must there's a guy near the old tower
Yeah far from the king we gotta get that I need to level up though I
Will make fights a lot easier and I could actually probably dodge more
Very good to know is there any quists around here that I could do on the way
Wolf
I'll make the arms round here link the look pic sites. Okay, sure. Oh
I need a better armor. I need a better armor. No can do mate. Okay. Larry's is gonna rip me
out if he finds out I'm sending out a gate to strangle
I
Don't use the site chat
Yes
Okay, this is where I can sell all my animal skins and stuff
How you only gonna give me five for 24 scavenger teeth are you dumb but what is this rip off
Well, fuck me, that's not worth it.
I dare say that is an absolute load of bullshit yeah fucking is predictable don't you think
He seems to be in a rather tight spot at the moment.
I wonder if it's because I'm on hard resources.
That is not a hard responsibility.
I'm not caught enough of that dribble.
Okay well we have the money pretty much.
We have a hundred now if I could just level up we can learn either pick
pocketing or acrobatics. Learning acrobatics would actually make it so
it's way easier to kill stuff in the forest.
I'll never place for how do I hire fire mage abilities to the novice join old town
How do I hire fire mage abilities shit dude, I actually do not remember I'll actually I don't even know
I never played magic in this in the Gothic one. I played magic in Gothic 3
Skinning is currently capped. You can only sell like 3 or 4 to an NPC and the value of each soul
goes down incrementally. Skinning at all part skill is currently not worth it. Yep. Yep. Definitely not.
In the base game it was super worth it but in the remake not so much thus far at least
How do I join the new camp if by that you may join in us Merck's you'll have to be away that a fire
Yeah, I'm just selling smaller chunks and then I'm switching who I'm selling to
Yeah, you've got to like run around and sell
Where is Laris
Just let them talk.
Use as bright as a candle.
Oh this guy's one-handed weapons, right?
That's all I need.
Oh he's on the left when he entered the camp?
Okay.
What's he up there?
Wait, isn't he the guy that just refuses to talk to me?
Ah, I don't think I'm watching X-Mux.
I wanna play some games.
What's your business with Laris you're looking to join up with us or what we'll see
All right then go on in but don't you try nothing funny?
All right, I'm just the reason I'm here is not to join them. I just want to see if they have some quests I
Want to join your gang you and every bleeding rice farmer at nice fields
But you made it in here, so I know something.
Well, let's just skip the banner.
If you want in, show me you've got the bones of a bandit.
How?
Is there a test?
How?
No tests.
No rituals.
This ain't the old camp.
You just go out there and make a name for yourself.
Then, we'll see.
I did some work for the rice lord, and he recommended I go see you.
Is that right?
Hmm.
Hiccone's got a knack for sniffing out good men that counts for something.
Still, that alone won't cut it.
Okay.
Anything I could do for you.
You?
You know what?
There is.
Oh, this is one of the loads.
Yeah, you can tell this to hear me.
Worth at least 400 nugs, if not more.
I know what you mean. I already took his herbs and sold them.
Really? You're one quick bastard. Then consider giving us those nuggets you made.
As a, you know, token of commitment. Nope. I'd remember that. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Where can I learn something around here? It depends on what.
Well, I for one can help you get stronger and more agile.
So not really any quests.
I haven't joined the camp yet, but I'm going to join the swamp.
You're kind of a mix between melee and magic.
It's pretty cool.
I'm not doing a magic playthrough.
Yeah, all camps pretty much have it, yeah.
Oh shit, let me turn off the blasphemous thing.
I FORGOR!
Ain't no Corpa today, brother.
No Templar playthrough, you see what?
That is Templar playthrough.
Swamps are Templars.
That's the Templar Warriors.
The Swamp Warriors are Templars.
What I'm joining I
Was just hoping to have more quests here, but
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna try to go and kill creatures until I level up so I can maybe learn acrobatics or lock picking
I need some fucking gold brother, but we have like a hundred or now. Yeah, we have a hundred on the dog
I think there's like, there's lizards here.
Yeah, there is.
I can kill these, I've done it.
Today I am strong.
And I am furious.
I'm fucking dead.
This is why you need acrobatics, okay?
No, not both of them.
Fuck, I didn't see the other one.
Noooor!
Okay, I'll be smart about it.
Yeah, what you gonna do now, huh?
I can't aim this low.
Are you to f-
Ah!
We gotta use every advantage.
single advantage. Should have picked a fireball. I would have had like two casts of it anyways.
Alright, cool. That's 80 XP, man. Not bad
Thanks, Chad, thank you
Where are the other lizard going, Ian?
This playthrough is just you dying, then saying this is why you need one hand. Lockpicking, pickpocketing, acrobatics
They're not getting it true. I mean it takes a while to get them. That's the thing. All right
Fuck it's so delayed that hit I meant that they have like omega hyper armor of hell
the thing is I'm just bad at dodging him that's it I like they have a very
delayed bite if I just delay my dodge like crazy like it's free watch this
Watch this.
See?
Don't tell Ella Templar Specialized here and Ella wasted 10 LP on one-handed.
That one-handed upgrade I have has made it so I can kill enemies.
It is anything but a waste.
Without it, I would still be running around old camp with mud interrupting every single fucking dialogue.
The first upgrade is so worth it. It really is.
But without it, you're fucking useless.
Here's me pressing S because I was holding backwards, and then a game crashed.
So I decided to type it in Twitch chat instead.
I actually deal good damage as long as if I learn acrobatics dodging is going to be so much easier
And I will actually like suck suck suck and murder everything
Yeah, if there's anything I've wasted is learning skinning in this game because that seems to have been
Well, no, it's not a waste either. It's just a lot more annoying to make money through skimming in this game compared to the original.
Because you have to travel between all the camps in order to sell and not just have like one guy.
So it's not really a waste either because I'll still make the money back surely
right
Oh, Bakaal!
Oh, not two of them, that's death.
Be smart about it, be smart about it.
Dude, how fast are you?
I haven't saved!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh my god, they're chasing me to the ends of the-
Hup!
Oh fuck you!
You see, these guys I can also kill if it's one on one.
We just got to pull them with a bow, that's it.
It's all very simple mathematics.
Or I could just pull three of them, that's...
Where was my iFrames, dude?
My iFrames!
I need to learn acrobatics and this will be so easy!
It will be so easy if I just had the fucking acrobatics skill, man.
What
is streamer clip farming streamer is fucking winning watch this
Okay
one hits equals murder
turn. Don't know distracted me, so I got hit.
Don't know, Jeopardy, mobs!
Thank you for robbing that, it's a full year anniversary, thank you.
Just gotta like, not get hit by any attack.
Acrobatics would help so much.
Well, probably.
I'm like nothing to heal with well I guess I have like beer doesn't heal too much though
You know, wine, stone to be here.
There's some lizards on the other side.
I can see how they are. Oh, fuck.
Not both of them.
Are you kidding me yet?
Why?
It's so easy when they're alone, dude.
Chicken chaser chasing chickens
Did you buy acrobatics make my bastard a god they're lying about the iframes
You think so
Oh well, I guess I'll fucking die here.
Oi!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
HELP!
why do they both aggro?
NAR!
hey you!
who are you?
what do you want?
just passing through.
dad , don't get on my nerves.
why are you out here?
alone.
for the silence.
Silence way too much noise in the camp
Why are you trying to make friends just curious there is saying about that
Something with hats
That's the answer your question. I'm rich. Nothing better than some fresh air to recover after good fight
Is it John black?
last of it
Yeah, you've seen father yeah friend of weapons though
They are for coward if you ask me. I use my fist and my fist alone
Can you show me some tricks for boxing? Hmm, why not? But only if you do something for me first
What do you need? All right? I told you I'm the best boxer in the colony haven't I?
It's like a troll.
Yeah, I got that.
Good.
Yes, the bear crushed a rock with my bare hands.
And?
And I think I might have broken a necklace.
It will heal on its own.
But I know the water mages have some kind of remedy
that will really speed things up.
Bring me some of that.
Then I will teach you.
All right.
I'll see what I can do.
You know where to find me.
The gloves are off, nukevests.
About that remedy.
Do you always stretch things out like that?
Speed it out, man.
I'm still looking.
And you came here just to found that strange man?
Strange man.
Maybe I am a strange man.
I think this is solvable.
Oh fuck.
I missed this one. Hell of that there.
I
Have better hell better
Why do you move with this, that's so annoying.
I can move you solo, so that's okay.
Hey, you don't fuck that one up.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, at least this is proof he doesn't have the lock-picking website open.
I have it open. I'm not gonna use it. That's cheap
Why does your lazy left wonder to the second monitor
Doesn't know
Yes, yes!
So easy game.
game. That's worth it. Now I've opened quite a few things, there's no big deal really.
Easy game. Can I cook here? I think I can fight these lurkers, maybe.
I'm just trying to get a level up so I could either buy acrobatics or buy lockpicking.
I know this guy's game plan, so it should be free.
Where's my fucking damage?
This is not even the damn lurker, it's a regular lurker.
How is he more tanky than the Damlurker?
What?!
I thought Damlurker was harder.
Fuck. Okay, well, this is...
That's a bit too strong there.
Maybe we should just go to the swamp and join up at this point.
So we can get an armor.
Ooh!
Yeah, it's chapter one. Chapter two is when you join a camp. And I'm about to go do- I'm
gonna go join the ass swamp. Cause then I'll get- I get my first armor also. I believe
they give you an armor when you join up. And that's a big difference. From the scale
of one to Odegavica Jenkins's game?
I mean, it's not Ask Jank, but the Jank is Charm.
Charm is still there.
Also, I gotta talk to the Water Mage for Mr. Jan here.
We could do that, I guess.
Charm?
The Water Mages aren't they?
They're in here.
I
Will be I've already done quests for swarm. I don't think I can join yet, but I've done
I'm...summoned.
What do the mages do?
Most of the time they study the blue wool.
Their plan is to blow up the whole heap on mine as a dugout.
So the magic will shatter the barrier.
Sounds dangerous.
I say it's safe.
I like the combat
But right now I'm getting like demolished by everything and everything. I feel good damage
To enemies that I'm like supposed to fight
But I take a lot of damage still because I haven't joined up with the camps. I haven't got any armor
But I will join up I will
Is there a water mage here?
Did I get the horse back from Waterboy?
Yeah, I had a huge redemption arc yesterday.
Boy, I need a remedy.
Do I level up soon?
Oh yeah, I'm very close to leveling up.
Very close.
Sick.
you're one of the water mage's aren't you what do you do here adenos's blessings
child and yes I am a water mage my name is cronos and I'm the keeper of the all
I also help others steal their minds and trade with magical paraphernalia maybe
you wish to take a look
What do you have in stock?
Holy shit!
Oh, there's the remedy.
Damn, it's 32 to buy it?
God damn.
Maybe I could sell you some trophies.
Yay.
Yay.
I have a letter for the highest fire mage any idea how I could get it to him and that's
from who? Outside. Well, we do sometimes send messages to our brothers in the old
camp and we were in fact looking for a new one. That said, we can't just give
this responsibility to anyone. Laris's men usually deliver our messages. They're
crooks. But reliable when it comes to this.
I heard you want to destroy the barrier how exactly are you planning to do that
through that which is the reason we ended up here to begin with the nuggets in
layman's terms we plan to channel the oars magical energy for the all get up
your well in a giant burst that will detonate the barrier and that'll work
we hope so anyway you can imagine that amassing such a massive amount of ore
Attracts all sorts of blaggards and bandits. That is why we work with the mercenaries who keep things in order around I haven't read the letter
and protect our vault I
Want to become a mage any do
And surely you understand that we don't share our knowledge lightly prove your loyalty to our camp then and only then
We might consider your offer
I want to strengthen my mind
Lordable endeavor. Let me see what I can do
Here you can increase your mana if you want
But we're good. We got the remedy. I'm going back to Jan
No, I'm not doing mage well
I'm gonna do a little bit of both a
Little bit. I want to get like telekinesis. I have a healing spell. It's trash, but yeah
Oh wait, I should sleep here.
I could get my health back.
Yeah, I think the magic probably is very fancy.
I don't know.
It is very tempting.
Hey, I have a mouth we can't use it inside the camps
Yeah, I'm corgi takes a while
No
Swamp, Templar.
Is this the other learning system where you have to try to bump your stats by 5 to get
around learning, getting more expensive?
I don't know if they fix- if they change that.
I mean you- you increase it by 5 and stuff.
You have the permapotions too.
Sometimes a cough just happens.
Takes so long for it to disappear.
No, no roundtube, Plank.
This is the cough takes forever to go away. It's the last thing to go man
Yeah, ain't Ron had the like the
The Omega incubation dude
I'm not sure.
Here you are.
About that remedy, do you always- I found it.
Oh, yeah!
Well, well, well, I didn't think you could do it.
You held your end of the bargain.
I hold mine.
Tell me when you are ready to break a sweat.
That's five LP, so that's for fists.
Obviously, this will be a fucking waste right now, at least for sure.
Or overall
I'm almost leveled up the thing is experience 10k out of 10k
What up lefus the thing is right I
Haven't decided what I'm gonna learn after I
Level up I have lock picking I have acrobatics
of
of
of
of
of
I'm trying to loot the flower.
I need these.
Yeah, I think acrobatics might be the way to go.
And now I'm down to 10% health again.
I think we should go to north of town.
There's some stuff to kill there, so I can level up.
This game does have iframes in your dodges, yeah.
And when you speak to the acrobatic strainer, he says that it makes dodging better if you
get it.
Or maybe it gives you more iframes? I don't know.
Fuck.
Fuckin' A.
Any more wolves I can kill over here?
That's good stuff.
It makes some money.
Well I can kill lizards, but one at a time.
Dude, they're the slowest attack ever!
Oh!
You gotta stay in still for like two seconds!
And then they're like...
OUGH!
OUGH!
I will not die anymore.
I just joined and was about to ask if you'd found armor yet, but I think I have my own Sakiki.
You do.
Well, blocking is just not an idea.
So the Xbox Showcase List got leaked and they're revealing a special edition of Godfield Cup, but if you play it, it will increase your height.
Oh, and I increased my height.
I am tall enough.
You can block monsters in the remake here, but yeah, they fuck you up though.
Where's the other coward lizard?
Where'd the other lizard go?
I will dodge.
I fucking did it. Holy shit.
But I have no healing. Again.
Actually I do!
I just want to level up I need to kill like three enemies
that's it.
can't show them too much respect.
That's the thing.
I found an animal skinner like that that that that where you can sell skins and stuff but
But it's like the same as all of the shops... unfortunately.
Give me a level up!
Holy stormas!
Huge stormas!
Alright, do we go and learn acrobatics now?
I'll say we do.
Longsword?
I could also learn the longsword, yeah.
That's ten skill points.
I'm 16.
The longsword requires 30 strength.
It's plus 19 damage, by the way.
The thing is, damage isn't really my problem.
Dodging is.
So, yeah.
Did I just get struck by lightning?
What? As if I didn't get fucked enough in this game.
of
the
of
the
Ah!
Tis easy, thanks for the five!
Special thanks to 70 Jesse, thanks for 85, hi!
Hello?
Oh, cozy.
Oh shit, what happened here?
A strange note?
They will not stop, not when I drink, not when I bleed, not when I sleep, if I could sleep.
Not voices, voices would be mercy.
The thing under voices, a man shuts when you cut him, maybe the ears, the ones I took were
wrong, wrong shape, wrong size, none of them fit.
Now I have a sack of them and it won't let me sleep!
wrong shape wrong size wrong wrong wrong one pair left mine
oh damn he like
raced it into his like forehead. I wish you could like first person in this
to like to to mire stuff
is there nothing else in here? Might be a quest area I guess
storm us
I really like the melee combat in this game and the original because you have to time
your attacks.
There is no button mashing.
It feels so rewarding.
warning. You still want to see what being OP feels like? Oh yeah, like you become broken
by the end. Just murder everything and everyone. Well, at least in the OG. Maybe this one is
not so kind. Let me see, stats. Yeah, like you level up quick by just running around
killing stuff. Give me this.
That always catches me by surprise every it's so loud
Still wearing starting armor. Yeah, what what tell whiskers said is true. There's very little armor in this game
It's usually a big deal if you get something new. Yeah, when you get armor in this game, it's a huge difference like
It's it's night and day
Oh shit, don't go there.
Do farm enemies for experience games?
Yeah, that's basically what I'm doing now.
Oh yeah, I was gonna go learn acrobatics.
I completely forgot about that part.
There is no mount in the OG now, it's new for the remake.
Kinda want to see if I can kill these flies.
I haven't tried yet.
I'm gonna die because I don't know their attack.
they do the buzzing thing. Okay, well I can kill them. I just gotta actually hit them.
And not get hit, yeah. Oh, they did have mounts planned for the OG? Oh, I didn't know that.
That's cool.
Yeah, I could kill Blunt Fies.
Easy.
One at a time though.
Let's get acrobatics.
Part difficulty in this game is messed up.
Yeah, in the beginning, it will not be like this later.
Like trust, it won't.
The start of Gothic is always like this.
That's the beauty of it.
I've never played a kingshine.
Yeah, compared to the absolute start, it's like I'm way stronger.
But yeah, I still don't have any armor.
You can't be rough this year, these days.
You know what game is like Gothic Remake, Witcher 3?
I think the combat in this is better.
A story changer to quests?
Nah.
I think Witcher 1 combat is a bit better than Witcher 3.
Acrobatics guy.
I have play 3.
27 hours, so I do know what the combat is like
Yeah, I love Witcher 1's combat and Gothic's combat
You can dodge roll fall damage reduced by 50%
Is it worth it? You have a dodge roll?
It's roll slope, yeah
Teach me acrobatics, okay
The most important technique you've got to learn is a landing roll
master this and you'll be able to jump from greater heights and not break
that's actually nice though like we'll also help you jump much farther but
remember you're not immortal oh and of course this can also come in handy during
the fight to close distance or get out of danger much faster good luck man all
right is there a combat overhaul mod for which you three I mean don't get me
wrong I don't think which your threes combat is like boring or anything it's
very visceral it's very pretty with a dancing and shit but it's a lot of like
dodge hit dodge hit you know
a lot better later levels yeah I never made it to later levels oh shit
Now we're roll-slopping.
It is what I've been doing in this game, but it's not the same feeling.
I don't know, when I did the Witcher, it wasn't a long time ago though, but it doesn't feel
as rewarding.
this game if I dodge it and fucking enemy attack and I hit them I dude adrenaline man it feels so
rewarding I never had that same reward when I did Witcher 3 but it was many years ago though
and I only played for 27 hours I think it's 27 let me see
27 yeah
I was not installing any naked monsters.
I would never you don't even need that for that game there's nakedness everywhere
I want to fight lizards, man.
Shit. Double blood fly.
His RPG is better than Witcher.
Witcher 1 is like top one RPG of all time for me, along with Gothic.
I just love that old jankiness, man. It's so good.
But Witcher 1 is the exact same. It has that old jankiness and it's just so fun.
Witcher 2 I thought wasn't nearly as good as Witcher 1.
But it is like more polished and everything.
I'm just a sucker for it man, which is why I think...
I don't think I like Witcher 3 as much as like Witcher 1.
I think I like Witcher 3, but not as much as I don't think it's gonna top what you're one for me
It is very like that old jankiness man such a sucker for it
But only time will tell gotta play it first
Which of one is made with heart and duct tape yeah exactly yeah I get my house back
Would you three won't have a janky charm make some with actual quality quissen riding oh yeah no doubt no doubt
Yeah, I flushed you because I didn't flush it because it was bad or anything though.
It's because I've played it for two weeks straight and I got super burnt out.
3 gore is great it is yeah it's very satisfying when you get the slow mo under
the head chops up gerald does the fucking hero it
boom
you also flush new vegas at 97 main store we're just based
I'd love to give New Vegas another chance though.
My only reason was that I completely burned out on it.
Oh yeah, I should check the arena!
and
she says this guy here like I fucks me up
There's no fights going on.
He keeps saying that but it's been a couple of days. Whatever fuck it. I'm gonna go out and kill chickens.
I'm trying to level up so I can learn lockpicking.
I need 10 skill points.
Since you're a big fan of the Gothic, have you played any of the Risen games?
Yeah, Risen 1.
That's also very Gothic-y.
Sick RPG.
True, I should actually sell.
I always forget who I sell to here.
Do about the x54 grill some meat.
Risen one collapse he had on us.
I'm scared of when I'm doing the witcher that I'm gonna burn out on it.
It's so long.
I can't get
But I really wish your books no, I'm listening to the last wish right now. It's so good. It's really really good
one chicken at a time please
Fuck
Fuck me.
Okay. The dodge roll is actually really good. It's very nice to build distance after you hit them.
Fuck!
Y'all blaze, it's 42, thank you.
Oh shit!
Oh I'm winning and all of this is gold for selling, not much but it adds up I guess.
I thought he would do the chicken thing, it's always gonna hit him, but no.
Never wait for them to do it, you never know, you gotta expect the unexpected.
I'm still winning, right? I'm still winning. Oh, I...
Alright, we're good? I gotta check this cave. I just want to kill them all.
very nice chicken chaser chasing chickens hello
We're winning hard now.
That was a creepy area.
Is a new fable coming out this year?
Is it this year?
Oh, mamut!
Essence of healing!
Nice.
Cool.
Oh, yeah, I got delayed right, yeah.
Okay, nice.
I'm gonna use that SS of healing.
Chica, I'm chasing, chasing Chica.
There's more at Pleb Enemies over this way, I'm going to go and get him.
I don't get many visitors up here good work
I just couldn't stand Gomez and his boot because anymore based I also managed some trouble with
them it's been a while but I thought any of them would remember me these days I like it up here
so I'll stay too many idiots in that valley okay
No.
Go away.
No.
All I can keep going here.
He's pretty base.
I like him.
Gilbert.
Kill him and eat him.
Holy shit, where am I going?
What the fuck?
I've been drawing naked people!
Damn, okay.
Is it good in cave cool
Too bad there's a damn storm going on.
Oh is there a note?
I missed it.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, there.
It has only been keeping count for the days.
You were real.
Not much I can still swear to.
Damn.
Zardis!
Oh, orcs.
Hey, you.
Me so broke, thanks for the level, thank you.
The fanatic, and I was having a lot of fun to join a lot. Yeah, this wall.
I did new cam my first Gothic 1 playthrough, and now I just want to join this wall.
Oh, transform into Lizard.
Oh, the dodge roll when I land now, tight.
Any other stuff up here?
Show transformation?
Yeah, it's only a one-time use though.
It's a scroll.
Gotta save it for Gothic 2.
I shouldn't go over there, the orcs will destroy me.
I
Damn
Oh, dragon roots.
That's the rare head of us in it for strength bolts.
Oh, yeah.
Why, there's two of them.
Thanks.
Now what I was just killing chickens I could level up I need to learn look picking when that when I've leveled up one more time
I'm happy to join the camp
I could do it before also it's not the end of the world
Orcas
I'm not going to use the websites, I'm going to get into the house, there's a forest over
over there than I want to go to, it's a lot of easy enemies
okay
alright
Lizardo though
Don't steal my- Okay.
All good.
Can I cook here?
I lost somehow.
And by some I mean almost all of it from one hit.
Yep.
Hey, Armour Gear.
I am excited.
to see what I would think of the Witcher comment now though,
cause it was,
oh shit, I keep thinking it's 2024.
It was six years ago I played it,
Witcher 3.
And I never got to like the later game combat,
only early game.
Ever wanna know use modes for combat?
Yeah, like combat overhaul, right?
I'm not gonna do that.
Nice, I want to see if I can get in here.
Yeah, I've heard Blood and Wine is like up there with the old hunters in terms of uh...
Wait! Oh my god, I think I know what to do here.
This is fucking peak, by the way.
If this works, then it's so peak.
It's so peak.
Where is it? Where's all my shit?
No Manga!
I don't have a bug transformation.
Only Molrad.
I might be able to get in there I
Think if I have transform into bug I could get in I
Remember because you had to do that in like golfing tour or whatever
Let me cheat I fucking I'm gonna try to clear this forest try
Have some rice, I guess.
Abyss, yeah.
The chest by the hole, but it's... and the wing is fucked.
Okay, man, we have so many skins and stuff to sell.
If I just like run around the different cities and sell to different traders, I'll make
I think Doe, dude.
Oh my god, a pack of mole rats.
I'm not dying to a mole rat now.
I wish there was a cooking spot somewhere here, I mean I could go into town I suppose.
Don't worry, don't you have a cooking?
He did not.
Hello, watch Xbox Showcase?
I don't think so.
I think I'll just play some video games.
Oh, the entrance is right here.
I could just go in here and cook.
Where's my armor?
I haven't joined yet.
I will join this warm camp today.
my goal for today. Oh yeah, we can cook right here. Sick. And we can sell to Mordrag right
here. He's gonna sell some bullshit. Yeah, he doesn't take as much fucking hell. He doesn't
take anything. God, so useless. So damn useless. Yay. I got six coins, I guess. That's awesome.
Alright, we have a lot of food though.
You know what?
Maybe could make money?
Like crafting swords and selling em.
Cause I have material to craft swords.
But I don't need money now.
I need it when I live a lot.
Yeah, they'll get more money in Chapter 2.
Yeah, they will.
I
Will try more to shell to bait I'm not today though. I want to play this and maybe lucky tower later or blasphemous deal
But I'm clearing this hecking forest man, this is how you level quickly look I'm almost halfway through my level already
I've killed like 10 enemies
I'm back!
in the heel and I aggro both of them. Fuck. Sick damage I'm dealing though, yeah. One
at a time please I am not stealth asset fuck
fuck you
I'm not dying it's to be honest this dodge roll has been so worth it
Fuck, he hit me with-
Alright, we're getting there, a lot of good shit.
Yeah, dodge bullets from acrobatics, yeah.
It's actually very nice.
W plus E?
You mean like that, Satan's?
Try it.
I think I'd rather roll backwards. I don't know. It's a bad timing there, I guess, but
Oh, I guess I'm almost getting slayed myself.
I'm just trying to get one more level so I can get the lock picking thing and then I'm pretty happy with where I am
I don't have any more food bro
Christ
I'm not doing it.
Elbeth, it's 14.
Yaah, Kimon.
Yellow Shroom?
Yes, alright.
Can't eat some of it.
I haven't done mortal shem mortal shem mortal shell open beta yet no I see a wolf there
Come on!
Ah!
two wolves man that's death one at a time place I am Todd Howard
Shhhh!
It's time 5 for 4, real?
Yankee-dankee, thanks 20.
You can't flex a card, thanks 23. Arrogance, thanks 76. Your shot, thanks 49. Melville, thanks 28.
Oh, a fun shot of BC, I haven't seen one yet.
I'm cooking some food. Yeah, the amount is new in the Remake.
What's the level up to? It gives you learning points. You can use spend at different trainers
depending on what you want.
It's a bubble mint. What we're doing now is super good. We're getting progress here.
Show me the goods. That you picked.
Man, this guy sucks at buying shit. Can I sell to someone else over here maybe?
show me you're good they got 36 I can sell some some stuff too I guess you don't take
these at all. Holy 10 coins. Yep. Sick dude. Name game, Gothic 1 Remake. We could catch
Let's catch some shuttine now that we're here.
Get a full heal that way.
Now the moment I get armor and like I'm using a short sword with a long sword,
I actually do have a long sword, but you need 30 strength.
Like weapon range is huge in this game.
So nice.
Maybe I could make something.
No, not really.
Let's get some shut-tie.
For watching Xbox, I don't think so.
I don't think so but Chai is more than welcome to use it as a chatting room here while watching
Don't you else have a scepter I do a two-handed weapon. Yeah
All right, we got some health back it's a brand new morning. I'm going out to hunt. I need to learn that fucking lockpicking man
Oh, yeah, this shadow drop Elder Scrolls 6, imagine.
the wood up Mako. Yeah, they made it so sleeping it only heals you depending on how much you
did during the previous day. I feel like they will actually patch that and just make it
I like how it was in the OG.
Where the hell going?
That's the number one complaint I've seen it with people in this game, followed by lockpicking.
the fucking lockpicking I'm really excited to get the upgrade to see the
difference
was lockpicking an OG just pressing left and right yes it was it wasn't nearly
what you're seeing in the remake
Whoops. Surely this will only aggro one of them, right?
Sure, does not fucking look like it.
I can actually kill these with a bow, so that's convenient.
Fuck me.
Alright, we're good!
Very nice!
Very nice!
Cool.
I'm at 12k exp.
I'm not sure.
Tracks sound good.
You're mixed on Gereus?
You hate really difficult games?
Well, you don't have to play on hard.
can play on easy legit just play on easy you'll have a great time you can be
agent is game the spells are very flashy
I
What
When I do this
well I seem so far well I was the first death in a long time I'm doing a lot of
combat now Chai you know it's it's definitely progress no doubt
Mosk!
Shit.
Dodge will just save my ass.
How are you not stunned there fucking rule for this
All right, thanks a turnout switch to it earlier earlier earlier
Why not death counter because I don't think number goes that high
Wow
Definitely worth it. It is. Yeah, do you see this? It's carrying
If I had dodge roller I would have been fine by the way, but I didn't I just back steps because I thought it would be fine
It's dodge or is the goats
Why am I not healing to fall is he long
The
The odds will carry. Well invested points.
Oh fuck.
Dude, why did I do the overhead?
Why did I do the overhead?
That's the worst move.
Never use fucking overhead.
Never use the overhead.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
Is it slowest?
Like no range.
All of this just works.
No, it doesn't, Todd.
I'm dying.
Over and over.
Hey, Slap.
Hey, you.
Hey, Slap.
Hey, Slap.
I'm sick of dying in this fucking forest, man.
Die, mullshitter.
I'm on my way to the swamp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you
I really love fucking chicken.
all right
do the chic this is an adult chicken it's lad you don't you don't fuck with the
adult chickens
Am I level soon not really
I'm gonna fucking destroy you get your ass over here
I saw
You fucking killed the chicken!
I know I think it's in the fire dude!
That alert is from Lisa.
It's a very old one.
I just wanted to replace the one I had and yeah, it wolves up my ass.
Oh, wait.
Well you didn't destroy him but you can destroy my old bog chump.
I think it's time to get armor.
Oh yeah, I think it's- what I think we're gonna- we're gonna work our way towards this
swamp now and then we're gonna join them. Do some quests for them and join them.
If this game is a bit too difficult for you, I recommend checking out Skyrim.
It's new friendly. Yeah, Skyrim is a cakewalk compared to this.
What?
You know it's coming, Stalfarcher.
They chased me all the way from the forest?
No, dude.
Anonis, give me a Malkova sub, thank you!
NFP, I'm part of the big company, thanks for the 16.
Brother, I have no idea what the death counter will be at at this point.
the enemies respawn now i think they've changed this enemies like do respawn here
So you could probably restart on the easy and be back here in our just a thought oh, no
Jesus tries not to wait too much progress make it two hours
Cool
Damn, I could get some shut-dye here.
Let's see if I get some health back.
I don't get any health back.
There's no points.
Ah, they don't if you kill them.
But if other NPCs kill them, they do respawn.
Okay, that's a good system.
I like that
I've also heard enemies don't respawn
After chapters they just additional and enemies gets added
Why was there essence then I miss it
So you don't have to go and fucking clear the map and be scared of like losing out on enemies
We're just the essence. Am I blind? Oh there, what? Is that perma-mona?
I don't know where it went.
Oh, it should be here. Oh, yeah, it's one of these. Monobotians.
love flies so easy now no I didn't finish out of the most okay minus one what
What?
Oh, yeah, there's a setting that shows outlines on items on the ground.
That could be good to enable.
It's a reminder.
Objects outliner.
Let's see what this looks like.
Haven't seen it yet.
When I am fucking stepping, I should step side-
FUCK!
I'm fucking tired of dying all the time!
Well, I am on my way to that swamp now, where I'll get my armor.
But I want to kill these fucking blood flies!
I am archer master
I
Did I can't even I call
Fucking killed these aren't even hard enemies
I
Holy shit, I actually avoided it amazing gamer
That's how hard it is I just yeah
SMH cheating and lockpicking dying every five seconds I do not cheat the lockpicking
Hey man, so when using the bow you shouldn't let your enemies get close and also could we get a command on the Xbox showcase?
A command? I mean it's starting soon. I have no intention of watching it
Oh, that's the outline, it's not big.
Not the big- oh.
of
a mole rats so easy
I think Xbox Shok is like one, one and a half hour, one hour or something?
like how long it is not when it is I know it's now like how long it is
it's now long yeah
okay come on chat he's doing pretty well for a 50 year old man
that has got to be a club and a torch oh you're not never mind you are just
bad thing yeah I'm guessing they're gonna show a lot of a Gears of War I imagine
Oh, he went right into my sword.
Oh, we're at the swamp.
Another statue.
you
you
you
you
you
You guys seem to be enjoying yourselves.
You mean the smoking?
That's not leisure, that's our duty.
We test out the new strings master Cologne grows in his laboratory
Every other day his apprentice Cain delivers us a new batch to try out
We oblige hard work. I'm sure actually it is
The swamp weed does much more than take the edge off
If you smoke it right, it opens your mind
And that can be as exhilarating as it can be taxing
So, has the sleeper spoken to the years?
Not yet.
But Kalama only ever gives us a few roles.
Only the gurus get enough swan-weed to truly elevate themselves into the spiritual realm.
But I don't mind.
Someday I'll be a guru, and then I'll finally get enough to witness our master in all his
glory.
Someday.
Right, um...
Oh yeah, casting a spell on one of the novices.
Valkadar.
Shift.
Yeah, this is the Swamp Camp.
Not now?
What about you?
Go away?
What?
Hi, his master.
Hello there. I'm new to this place.
That's one shiny paint.
We open our minds to you.
Same old story.
We need to do some favors here, man. Do I have a scroll I actually could cast?
I have light. I mean, do I need to cast...
sleep any spell should be fine right
Oh
Turn you see yo oh
Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse, chuga, chuga, chuga, chuga.
Bargears of Oris console only, is it?
Well we should enter the swamp and ask.
The left, that's the barrier.
Oh, you can dive?
I didn't even know that.
that
and I oh my god the back step he did it that was actually insane that was
actually insane he like backstepped his tail when I did I mean he punished me
hard fucking a what a god gamer
Vable looks pretty yeah I'm on hard call my difficulty trust though it's only
hard in the beginning I still don't have the first armor I'm about to get it
though because I'm gonna join the swamp and they'll give it to me but I gotta do
favors for them first before they accept me
and
Hi, in February 2027. Thank God it's not September. Eww, what is this? Freaky!
I'm gonna run into the barrier.
Oh yeah, it's the swamp sharks! Yeah!
Right! I forgot about those.
That was cool.
Hey! I already got 35
money.
Alright, anything I can do
for the land up here, maybe?
Where's Molly to- ahhhh yeah.
Yeah.
He went chicken chasing, yeah.
What are you guys doing out here? What's it look like? We're picking the herbs for the smoke rolls pretty dangerous as you can imagine
But this swamps the only place where they grow
Which is a good thing now, so that means the other camps can't give her paws on it
We're the only ones in the colony to get the harvest that stuff
We take what we need for ourselves and trade the rest and we
Okay
You don't need help with anything
James thinks 78 will fable be Xbox's the loose no it's on steam right
Okay.
Timeralysl scuff.
Oh, it's in all platforms. Ah.
What the f**king short sword has no reach, man!
Ahhhh, you're so lucky!
I do have a spear, but it is...
It's very, um...
It's very slow because of the two-hander, so yeah
I hate blood flies with a dumb little flying and my and I hate my short sword it's too fucking
short man. I have no range.
Oh, fuck, that's the...
Nooooo!
Help! Help! Novis! Help! Help! There's a swamp shark among us! Novis! Novis!
Run! Everybody run! Get off the fucking ladder! Help!
I
What are you doing here giving out the swarm sharks I gave those beasts a white birthed
fire you they'll swallow you whole you know this one I have this good it's very short
range duty calls okay um buddy I'm trying to uh
to get a sleep scroll.
Nurse, by the way, thanks 13, Mr. Verona, thanks 28, Razzie, thanks 9, James, thanks 7, dude.
Alright, we're getting progress, dude.
We're getting progress.
This is good.
This is good.
Where's my bed, anyways?
You can use this chat to react to the Xbox Showcase, yeah.
Oh, it's right at the beginning when you enter you have to go up the ladder. Oh, I see. Oh, dude. Fuck. Yeah, not
No, not doing that one. Nope
The website I will not use the website
I'm kind of looking for uh if I could find a sleep scroll somewhere
Ah, gotcha Sylvos, thanks.
Oh, you can sleep up here.
Oh, and there's a light spell.
I wonder if that works.
And no healing gathered, even though I've
gone on a whole ass journey.
The OG had ladders, but it would break your game.
If you use them.
So then in Gothic 2, they completely removed ladders.
No issue now, though.
State of the K?
I actually, I never played State of the K.
It seems pretty good.
That won't happen to me again.
I
Man there must be more quists around here, I feel I could sell here
Here's my daily watch here you go so far away sages
Thanks, bro
That's trade. You buying or selling?
Well, you don't have much money, but I am selling
Not worth a whole lot though
cool!
the metro, yeah
right, um, the blacksmith then, maybe he has something
I want to improve my armor
Sorry brother. Yeah, I need to become a believer. I can't do it without being a believer, unfortunately
Me up through me up through. Hey you want some of these?
Yeah, you know what that's decent
We're slowly building our way up.
Right, so let's see here.
There must be another quest except for me casting the spell on those.
It can't just be only that quest here.
Oh, I can sleep here.
Yeah, um, I'm looking for Corkalom.
I think I can finish this game today, but no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm a pangor, Spokane.
What did he say?
He told me to return once I'm a Templar.
I see.
He must have a high opinion of you.
He hardly speaks to anybody.
It's a great honor that he noticed you at all.
The last time you danged to speak to me.
To be honest the first chapter is like the longest one. Well, depends on how much you're like run around and do stuff
There you are
You're not a member of our brotherhood
And even there I only trained him this guy is two-handed trainer for sure
No doubt. Yeah. Yeah, he is
This guy has nothing in his hands and he's swinging anyways
sick
where the fuck is all the quests in this damn swamp, bruv
I mean I could go to ball parvus and have him take me to the brotherhood maybe that's
one of them.
Let me take a grab too.
Get me out of the fucking...
Damn stupid railings.
Here's Malkinar.
Can I cast a light spell in front of him?
I'm gonna try it.
Well, I have to cast a spell on one of the novices, so a sleeping spell.
But I need a damn sleeping spell.
Alright, you know what? I'm gonna cast Light and see if it works. I have two lights anyways.
I have nothing to lose except one light spell.
Illuminate!
Illuminate!
Yeah, I need a sleeping scroll I do
Let's trade buying or you're not selling it in a sleeping scrolls are yeah
Well, he wanted to see magic, but yeah, it says you have to cast on one of the novices,
so I need a sleeping spell.
But I'm sure there is one around somewhere.
What's that, man?
Thank you for the fight!
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let's see what he says here
Yeah, he doesn't talk to me
Okay, and then he just says look around and I am there's no fucking guru who wants to sell me a sleeper scroll
Guru
reward
That's the entrance, yeah.
Let's see here.
I'll send you a 3.
I didn't like the second one too much.
the only way we can revel or in his wisdom though he sometimes does give
sermons on temple square you should stick around straight what does the
sleeper tell you it's hard to grasp unless you've experienced it too maybe
one day you will surely I'm looking for that yeah the goody
What? Oh. Oh! Here we go!
Yes!
Right.
Okay.
laboratory okay where do I find these harvesters long weed harvest you
permission to address me may the sleeper forgive you for this blunder as for
your question if it's your purpose to join us you will find them now go the
mission is about all right now we have something he talked to me seems I made a
good impression on anyone I put Harlem in his place but he sent me on another
deliver swamp weed from the harvesters in the swamp outside the camp to Kodakalom
um so we got to find those guys unless those are the ones I found before where
I pulled the swamp shark
Swamp is so chill, dude. I like it. It's very pretty.
So I think it was those g- oh shit a swamp shark.
I think it was those guys, I just gotta find them again.
They were close to the beach though, so it should be this way.
Man, it's terrifying going into this swamp water.
Yeah, they're over there.
They are.
Swamp cabin night?
No, I haven't seen it in a night, I think.
DOOMAS!
Swamp sharks!
All right, yeah, they're over here because I have to deliver like a package yeah, do
You almost dillk.
i feel like it's gotta be these guys
I
Yes, you're one of Cologne's her pickers, right?
Okay?
Our own sent me here to fetch today's harvest.
You really think I'm that stupid, don't you?
Our own sent me here to fetch the harvest.
Poof!
Just like that.
All the herbs are gone.
Don't ask me yourself if you don't believe me.
Nah.
I got a better idea.
How about you prove you're not some grifter by doing us a little favor?
What favor?
Oh, not a grifter.
Drifter you see working all the way out here can get a tad risky
Blood flies buzzing about we could work so much faster. Okay. I need to kill blood flies. All right, you know what I mean
I took care of the blood. I already did it. Okay. Get yourself some optics
They're still there. You know all blood flies within say 20 basic. All right fine. I'll do it
Finally we have a lot some progress here
And I'm very close to level up where I can learn look picking wait doom remaster as in the first game
No, no, no
But is it like remaster of what doom game
I
Mean to dark age DLC. I thought someone said it was a remaster. I got one guy I guess
They show some old gameplay with new graphics
All right, well, we just got a hunt down blood flies
Probably those that are over there because I've already killed a bunch of love flies
And don't trigger the damn
Swamp shark
I'm not missing anything all the trailers will be on YouTube girl. I can literally just watch it after the show I
I am missing a nothing
What I
Would rather play the gulfic and then if there's some worthy trailers
I'll watch him after where the fuck is that blood fly going?
What the hell
Maybe take care of the fucking blood fly behind you aren't you supposed to be a guard?
Okay, I wonder if I need to kill him more.
Probably this.
There might be a s-s-s-s-s-s-s-swamp shark!
Good. Okay.
Well, lost a shitload of health, but we're good.
I don't have Xbox Series S. I don't remember even the last Xbox I bought, and the only reason I bought it
was so I could play Rise of the Tomb Raider early, and it was the only game I ever played on it.
I never used it again.
Whatever Xbox was for Rise of the Tomb Raider, that's the one latest one I bought.
Let's go Marvix, 1, 2, 3, thank you.
That's a low gas pipe, probably.
Oh my god, you want me to kill more?
You said with 20 paces?
How much is 20 paces?
I gotta let the dog out chat real quick.
Hold up.
You know, I can go to the beach.
So you have a nice prickly view as you fight each other to death.
And Armin, thanks for the 43!
We all know that let the dog out his code for googling gothic1 remake walkthrough for
distance.
I'm going to get you.
Ah, yeah. Back.
Alright, was there Ellen Scrolls online updates?
Oh, I'm excited to join the swamp.
We're on link, big 68, thinking.
Valor Mortis, September 24th.
I think that's how my wish was.
I'm trying to remember what game it was
I don't have much feeling
I'm turning the strike yeah, I'm working on it
Hey now
Okay, fuck. I should just dodge two times, I guess.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I hate fighting the fucking blunt flies, I swear.
I mean, I'm just greedy, that's the problem. I-I-I'm just greedy, I'm just greedy.
First person souls from Ghostrunner deaths? Mmm, Ghostrunner's a banger.
But I find sleep scroll, no.
I have a quest I'm doing now though that might lead me somewhere.
We're just gonna die to fucking blood flies again.
Okay, don't attack again now, just wait for him to cook and then I can cook.
We cook each other, just like that, that's how easy it is.
You just gotta be patient and not greedy.
Okay, is that all blood flies?
Do you need me to kill more than that I'd rather not run into that swamp shark again
The outline setting is very subtle kind of like it need your hit to lucky tower. Yeah, I'll play later
Oh my god, how many do you need me to kill dude?
Are there like blood flies up here?
Oh, yeah, there is over here.
Oi.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh.
Oh, I feel like it's like a watch party.
No, I felt like just gaming.
But like, Chack can just use this chat room as a reaction chat room, you know?
It's all good, I don't mind.
Oh.
I need transform into bug.
It sounds like the show has been pretty good so far.
The plan to do this game today, I'm joining the swamp.
So I'm working on that right now, I have to do favors for them and right now I have to
kill the blood flies around the swamp.
I think I've done... maybe them all now.
Cast Levon, yeah.
Am I done?
OOOH!
are a complete fool and fools are too dumb to be grifters, aren't they? Anyhow, here's
the harvest. Let's take it straight to Colombo. Yes! And if he bleeds about how it ain't
enough again, tell him to move his boney arse over here and cut some sheeps himself.
Is it, uh, Metromania Castlevania? Oh, I leveled up 500 XP? Holy shit! That was a lot.
it is nice okay what I need now is I need to fucking run there's a swarm shark
I need to go learn lockpicking I don't know how much I don't remember how much
I needed to pay for lockpicking
Now where was the guy? Was it a hundred? Okay, that's not too bad. I have a sixty-three
and I have a shitload to sell. Now where was that guy?
Here.
So, I heard you protected our harvesters.
Well done. You not only proved they were on our side, but also that you're able to defend our claws with a blade.
we need men like you. Corkalom asks me I will give him my recommendation.
Woo!
Hey, what is it man? That's got nothing to do with not now.
What a pile of 40.
We can't do anything to you.
Light. There's only light scrolls laying around. There is no sleep scrolls at all.
Uh, besides, in the night, I'm gonna play all the Castle Manias, yeah, Lords of Shadow,
the first one.
Received Viren's Yield, that can't be all though, there's gotta be more Harvester's.
Oh, there might be more Harvester's out in the swamp except those guys that I could
hell. Okay. Let's follow the road and I'm sure I'll run into some swamp shark. I'm
I'm greeting.
Oh, Berzona?
You can't come up here.
Yeah, there's a there's a whole ass building here, what the hell?
The swamp is such a maze.
Alright, what's up?
You guys need help with anything?
So yeah, I'm not friends with the swamp people yet, but I am getting recommendations now.
You have to do quests for them.
Recipe for Dragon's Breath stew?
Ah, you link that shit. Where do you see recipes and stuff? I hear it.
Nice
Well actually persona six yo, I'm happy for the persona bounce oh
Shit is a chest
There's like no dudes here who takes care of this. Oh hi
Who are you me? I'm a guru
The guru on fire up
I'll net back
That's how my servants call me. I'm not seeing any servants then you my friend are blind
And I serve it everywhere the trees and the flowers and the mushrooms
They laugh they jump they dance
Look at them
Aren't they lovely?
Better get going
No, no, no wait. Yes good. You could help me, you know
You could help me turn this swamp into a magnificent
Colorful field of flowers sounds great
How about you get started already? I'll join you later. Yes
We will be the masters of the flowers
Don't think that guy will be any help to me
Pretty sure you can hear that
Hey, how's it going? Watch your step. Don't you step on my flowers?
Did I find hexagon arena battle?
Hey, how's it going?
Watch your step.
Do you have a sleep squirrel here?
I know.
Yorick.
Nice, I'm excited we can learn lockpicking now though, that's going to be good.
Damn, I'm chilling.
I
Damn, the music here is crazy.
This area is so cozy.
Another one of them weird statues.
A charm.
Oh wait, that's a spell.
right yeah but god damn still no sleep scroll do you think charm will work
maybe it does yeah it does say they something like a sleep spell though I
I don't know.
There must be more dudes I can help out on the swamp here.
Because I just did that quest.
But we're still working on the swamp with Harvest.
They says there's gotta be more harvesters.
So, yeah, just keep running through the swamp. I'll find more.
Okay, well, this guy does nothing at all.
Okay, there's another building here, though.
I can sleep here. And there's a sickle.
Very ass.
Man, where the hell in the swamp am I?
Boy, you need help, Balor?
are you the weed pickers no okay we found them nice all the rune sent me I'm supposed
to pick up your harvest good that saves me the walk here take it don't forget to grab
Baran's heart yes, she's over on the other side of the swamp if you don't
Colombs gonna think you pawned the rest
Keep that it lads what else am I gonna do out here? Hmm fondle my balls
Wait, who could I sell to when I saw that we too anyway
But an idea in your head, didn't there?
Let's not.
Let's not.
Tell me, who's buying?
Wait a minute, you're cooking up something, aren't you?
I'm telling you, just get to the core column, or we're both going to be in big trouble.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never mind.
do this is not gonna end well if I want to join this one another statue man worry
where of the swamp even am I now let's see here yeah I received the yield we
We can go back now and finish this favor.
That'll be sick.
How's the game?
Good?
It's very good, yes.
Very faithful to the original.
With some added stuff.
Fists of wind!
Hey, you!
At the very end, they just said, but before we go, one franchise has been with us since
the beginning and it's called a duty.
Oh, they didn't do that, right?
Well, they did, really? Oh, of course.
Of course, Call of Duty.
All right, we gotta find our way back to main swamp base now.
Where the hell does that go? Do I even want to know? There might be swamp sharks.
I don't know where I am, but I can swam.
Hey!
Shrat!
What are you doing all the way out here?
I've all given you permission to speak to me.
Sorry.
Just kidding, mate.
I'm getting some space between me and those bloody lunatics.
That's what I'm doing out here.
Do not speak to me.
Beg the sleeper for forgiveness.
This quest is of extraordinary importance.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Bordinary important
How's anybody supposed to say same if all this bullshit anyway?
I'm Shrat novice of the first rank and that's right. I'm gonna stay
I want to join the brotherhood. Can you help me what you want to join both looms?
I'd have long run off if the other camps were any better come to think of it
We could travel together. Couldn't we?
Max and foes, grand ruins for nuggets. What do you think, mate?
Why not? Let's go.
That's what I'd like to hear. Lead the way.
Or you're just a companion?
Oh wait, the bestiary! Bestiary.
That's the second book. There's five in the game. I have found the first one.
It's time to part ways. I'll travel alone for a bit.
What, already? Fine, I guess.
I'll head back to Mishak in this walk. Stay alive, will ya?
Definitely linking this shit. Oh, buddy.
That is so good. It's part of a questline. Binding all five.
Is there more yields probably can I just like sleep in your bed and make a
Did they tell him maybe?
There was F.
Oh yeah, oh, I didn't realize you could press F for a fucking checklist.
Oh my god, I didn't see this.
I can deliver the harvest at Corkalolm, okay.
Thank you, that's...
That's sick.
Swamp shark, swamp shark, swamp shark.
AHHHHH!
AHHHH!
Listen, I'm just trying to find my way back.
Oh, it's this way. Follow this.
Well, um, right, uh, the entrance to the swamp I can sleep, or I can climb all the way up.
Or is it up that ladder there?
The entrance is over here.
Oh, it's up there, I think.
That was a completely different voice tone.
All good.
I'm working on it.
I'm making it daytime.
I speak into a lot of gurus.
It's fine.
It does nothing.
Bulba Feds takes it a five, by the way.
link bank 68 awesome arrows sure
I'm making the time tight
Finally.
Hi hi hi hi.
People are allowed to have opinions, yes.
all right we go back to this uh wherever those guys are that's a great question
Where are the swamp stompers?
Oh yeah, I do have Charm, which might work here, maybe.
I could test Charm.
No!
Fuck it, no, no, no, no, let's finish the quest line, yeah.
Melvin?
Who the hell are you?
much longer Bartondral says he's impressed by my devotion and that he's gonna tell Corkalon
I'm worthy of the novitiate. I will be. I'm guessing he used to be a digger. Slaves more
like it. I worked my hands bloody for Gomez and his cronies and all from one. All of that.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, swapping. I'm swapping for sure. I'm working on it right
now to join them.
They'll get there reckoning soon.
You actually believe all that stuff?
Of course I do.
I heard the sleeper whispered me in my dreams.
He is here and he will awaken.
Go away.
You look like a man who has not yet surrendered his life to the old parents.
No.
You look like a seeker.
on a quest to find the one true faith oh yes every night you feel it that fire in
your soul stealing your rest but it is a welcome fire but without it you would
have never begun to doubt the lies of the Orbarans but that is all they are I
can't lies meant to dominate the spirits of the weak wills but not you
would know your faith is stronger than their lies will ever be so I say
surrender surrender to your relentless longing for freedom and don't let them
tell you it's in vain no let it guide your spirit fill you like a blaze of gold
and yes I can feel your fear there is no other way for deny your longing means
to deny your soul stop living in the shadow of your fears sleeper will
I
Yeah
Hey, you spoke to me. Does that mean I can talk to you now? No, let's say nothing.
I don't want to fuck up though. I don't think that would fuck up probably, but you never
know, man. Man, where are the guys that do the mashing? Why is it so hard to find them?
I'm here for my daily ration.
Here you go. Three black sages.
Don't smoke them all once, though.
Let's trade.
Are you buying or selling?
Uh, selling?
We have 12.
I'll take it. Thank you, I need a hundred. Alright, nice.
Where are they? They were to the right by the entrance for sure.
Which means I should run into them right now.
They are...
George!
Oh.
They are right over...
You have infinite size inventory, thank god, yeah.
We'll be awful otherwise.
here yes they're to the right yeah yo I got the stuff not now he's not even a
guy looking for oh yeah it's core column shit core column he was up nothing
Oh fuck, where was Kodakalom?
Okay we can probably ask Lester.
Oh yeah, you're right, it's Alchemy Lab, yes.
Very true. Yeah, it's Alchemy Lab.
Yeah, Swamp is really cool.
Takes a while to learn it though, where everything is.
But follow the signs and thou shall win.
here was the last time I paid respects to mud's body
Oh, yeah, I haven't done that.
Boy!
I did the thing!
Oh, okay.
Sick.
I was just far too...
Are you?
Hey, you!
I heard you decide who becomes a novice and who doesn't. I wanna join the brotherhood.
No armor yet, I'm working on it.
I'm far too busy to deal with every dumb-faced hopeful. I trust the judgment of the other vows.
If they think you're worthy of a novice's robes, come back here.
And no sooner.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm working on a brother, but I need a damn sleep scroll
Oh, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
what okay lead oh dude it was 1337 in game I gotta get the dog in
a lot of words without any substance
I got a win over four balls.
Oh, yeah. It's Bald Namib and Bald Kadar. But for one of them, I need the Sleep Scroll.
Four balls. Yep.
I love the remake so far. It's really good. It's really, really good.
You don't need a sleep scroll, just send them to, does the same job, keep it.
Aha!
Mauds, you know what to do.
Do do do do do.
Hey you.
Yeah, but now I can talk to him.
I couldn't before.
Yay.
It's demanding. The novices are pushing themselves to the limit to produce enough for both our needs
and our trade with the other camps, but they know their sweat honors the sleeper.
So they toil with joy.
Cool, man.
Now we go to...
Almost got this shit.
He is over... God, this fucking camp, man.
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Here.
So, I have to use the sleeper scroll on one of these.
Do I have enough moan? No, maybe.
I don't want to eat flowers that could potentially be...
still in the roots water oh yeah I say yeah you're right I think water does give
that yourself be guided by the longing of your soul
do not deny it yeah string some water so we go here we get the sleep spell
put that there we save in case we fuck this up because I'm not gonna fuck it
I
Never seen an outsider use the sleeper's magic
Who taught you no one? I just read the scroll well not everybody can put theory into practice right away
You seem to have a natural affinity for magic. I've seen you mill about the camp
You're looking to become a novice. Yes
Oh, he can teach me how to craft magical scrolls, yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah, this guy sells a map of the swamp here.
Man, he's poor as fuck though.
Do you have transform into- ah, no bug?
Vreeee!
Would have been so nice if you had the bug thing.
He doesn't.
This is so sad.
Dang it.
Dang it.
Well sell some of this shit.
Oh wow, he actually loves these and he's poor, right?
Cool.
Bro, everything's 50 cent man, I can actually like him.
Quicksilver's like 76, Karama like 28.
It's your monthly Bloodborne Perma Rando N.
I want to improve the power of your mind.
The power of my magic or increase Maulna a bit, yeah.
Yeah.
By map, no, a mind lockpicking.
All right, I think we have one more guy to impress.
Balnamid, and that was the guy that's with Lester, right?
Yeah, he's over here.
I
Here they are
Hey
Tell me something about the Brotherhood, such as?
Can you help me find my way around?
Why not? I'm done for the day. Where do you want to go?
I'm looking for...
The Smithy. Got it. Follow me.
I
Wasn't there that I had to like talk to him alone
Something like this
The sleeper be with you I
Guess yeah, I guess
I'll talk to Lester. Yeah, oh stop Lester. Oh, there we go. Yeah, okay, here we go
You will tell me that you had a vision a glorious one that made you come here and renounce the old gods
Make a show of it and don't hold back the man loves a good conversion story. You think you can manage that? Yes?
Thanks, Lester. Sure
On second thought I'm fine. Okay, you know where to find me. I do we're gonna put on a show now. Let's go
Almost ready. It's so calm alluded to join the swamp, dude.
Brother Lester I renounced the old gods what how did that come to pass?
I had a vision brother Leicester the sleeper spoke to me
Incredible, what did he tell you? He said find the swamp camp and join the noble brotherhood
What wisdom you should rejoice few of those whom the sleeper blesses dust
So
The sleeper send you a vision
I hope you understand what a great privilege has been bestowed upon you.
Tell me, stranger, is it truly your wish to join the brotherhood?
It is.
Yes.
I wish to follow the path of the sleeper very well.
Then go find Porcalon and tell him Balnamib says he found a true believer.
I need a better armor.
Sorry, stranger.
I can't help you.
should go okay yeah now I'm able to join them I'm certain yeah we've won over
four of them
so naturally we're gonna mount up go and get the lock picking because the
The moment I join this, all the other quests from the other camps, they will disappear,
I think.
Won't they?
Right?
Or?
Like this, for example, like...
Not all.
Only admission specific.
Only joining quests.
Okay, I see, right.
I wanted to steal this ring.
That's the only one I wanted to do, but I don't know if that will...
I don't think any of these are admissions.
Uh, casting shadows this, but that's like the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, recipe and ring are admissions?
Ah, fuck, okay, yeah.
Well...
Oh shit, I've lowered the sound effects, that's why it was so...
Is that 30%?
I'll make it 70
No, I well I play I played a gothic one two and three cranky old gamer
And risen one and not a conos
I haven't played
Or I can't do anything
Amazing.
Just like originally, yeah.
what okay I can dismount yeah
That was dank.
I've never played LX, never did actually, no.
I'm here for lockpicking, but for that I have to sell a little bit.
Oh yeah, we got it.
Very nice.
He's got 32, is not bad.
You got my back, I got yours.
I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo.
If you've seen it, then you mean it.
minute and you know you have to go fast and furious drift drift drift true true
okay we got 120 now I'm gonna learn look picking
and when we've done that we can do the quest here then we can turn in the
beast book we got and once we've done that we joined the swamp I don't know if
there's many more tests I want to do except for that
traitor
make a fall asleep watching Xbox there is what can you teach me pants lock
Yeah, this is so needed. It's insane
Breaking a pick does not reset your progress in a lock you can make up to four mistakes before making a pick
It's two right now and removes it reduces lock complexity by removing a connection between two pieces
That's really really really good. That's like that's like a huge help
That's Omega big help
How do I get better at lock picking?
Ah, the mother of Skull Duggery.
Frankly, the biggest rookie mistake is when people use their lockpicks like Randy Saylor's trying to crack open a harbor brothel.
All four snowflare. What I'm saying is be careful with your lockpicks, and you'll break a lot less of them.
There it is.
And then Harry can make up to six mistakes for breaking a pick and reduces lock complexity by removing a connection between two pieces again, okay?
And also pick pockets here.
but now we're going over here I have a full-on game plan wait now that we have
this we can do the quest here from scatty's chest who is scatty was that
Is this a blacksmith? No. Yes? No? Yes? No?
Oh, his house is right next to fingers.
Is it this one?
Is this snoff?
Uh, how long have I been playing?
Uh...
I
Well ours
And I'm in chapter one chapter one is like legit the longest one unless you
Oh, there's Scottie
I
Because it is just
There's just so much to do after that it becomes a bit more straightforward, I think
So it's in that chest, huh
Bro is still armor less but not for much longer because I'm joining the swamp people there's six chapters. Yeah, I believe
Is he in here because of the fucking raining?
and sleep away the rain.
I guess I kind of need to buy a map also, but not really.
Is there anything you hope will stay the same as in the old game?
It's been so long since I've played it. I can't think of anything specific.
That's fucking annoying.
cool
did it
I like being overpowered in the endgame and getting my revenge
yeah I know right that's what it's all about
alright fingers
oh yeah you're right here, sick
young guy, thanks 27, braver 6, 57
quicksign this, thanks for the 76
good arm a lot of thanks 28
thank you guys
Yeah, climbing skin on phones. Yeah, we could use a guy like you if Diego asks me. I'll sing him your praises
Well anything else I should do forgotten recipe I have scavenger breasts
It's potatoes and onions I don't have the rest I have where the hell do you get potatoes and onions
Does Dexter have it oh, yeah, obviously merchants are gonna have it. I haven't even checked as they do
I'm poor though
I
Show me the goods take your pick
Not you buddy not you
you show me your good show me your goods armor wow about whistlers tell me's
never I know my main quest yeah I get the letter to the fire me just others
the exterior show me you're good that's stuff in the colony real huh well well
well I need taters and on your the rest should be fine unless I need to go kill
some chickens because I cooked them all I'm not sure
I'll let's see, might be enough.
Ah carrots I should have, I've found carrot before, oh is it two each, maybe it's set,
all is by one more of each.
Charlie thanks for two anniversary now, thank you.
Show me your vest.
Oh no two, I want, oh one, yeah.
Yeah, I know I can exchange.
Do do do.
Did you have food break?
I did, big ox.
I ate, and I let the dog out.
Cooch!
Here he is. I let the dog out.
What? No, I should. Oh, yeah, I think I'll have one carrot. That's why.
Ah, I'm pretty sure I only have one carrot
Yeah
Also, I need to have a chicken meat also so we got to go out and get that
After this quest is when we join the swamp there's like no other quest I feel like doing
because then we've done a lot of the admission quests well I don't know if I
did any for a new camp oh yeah as the ornog gets but
yeah
I know where there's... oh chickens! Oh wait, that's my chicken. Yes, we're doing Beast
Cherry Guy right now. He's over here. We're going Beast Cherry Guy, we're going to the
west to get chickens, and then buy the carrot, and then I'm done with that quest. I don't
I don't think I can really do any quests for the new camp because they are...
I need 400 ore to give...
the dude.
Shit, was it- it wasn't here, was it?
Bro, I'm- I'm- I'm- Was it this guy with the books? Well, I could check.
Cavalorn, yeah.
Uh, Brother Man! Well, while you are doing that, I'm gonna read the book because he's
gonna question me so oh shit it's swamp
char sharks fuck few creatures command us
much respect among season hundreds of
swamp shark with no natural enemies and
it's mostly on charter habitats the
beast reaches length of up to five meters
combines the satchel hunger with the
ability to move its serpentine body on
land as well as the water massive
quadruple jaws are lined with hook shaped
teeth are built here and shred flesh as
his bones. The greatest challenge for those encountering a shark lies in the exoskeleton.
Okay, cool. The key lies in understanding the interplay of sharks per the layers. It's
hideous fused with exoskeleton forming a complex structure. Okay, okay. Several trustee
just that these layers can be several of precise knowledge of their natural seas, particularly
around the jaws where the tension in the skin is weaker. Okay, remember these. These are
info he's gonna ask can we talk man please can we talk I have a book I found
another one of those books
oh my
swamp sharks nasty beasts I lost two companions them before I learned what to
look out for never learned how to skin that interesting all this time we have
No idea how to do it properly and we've been wasting perfectly usable carcasses
This changes. I know my raw twos like 35 me a swamp shark high and the plates. I'll make it worth your trouble. All right
You want me to kill a fucking swamp shark
Nicker was my while how I'd give you 250 off of both hiding plates and a few more tricks for skin into that
Trust me. That knowledge is worth more than a few more nuggets
Wait, in order to learn Swamp Shark...
Wait, in order to skin the Swamp Shark hide, do I need to learn how to skin lizards?
I just got it. I missed it. Okay.
Sick.
Whenever possible, I'm giving the swamp a wide berth.
Really, I know my limits.
Besides, you're younger and faster.
I'll gladly confide myself to passing along my knowledge.
Speak the wise old hunter.
I'm not that old, all right.
But what's more important, I'm not stupid.
So, will you do it?
I'll do it.
I know where to find them.
According to the book, you have to start at the jaw.
Yeah, there we go.
Skin softer there, apparently.
But you shouldn't just make a straight cut.
Go for the connection between the skin and plates instead.
Good hunting.
Alright.
I have the Swarm Shark parts.
Seems like you don't.
Alright!
Help.
Chill, dude.
I'm thinking if I...
What what quests have I done in you camp anyways? I don't know but I don't know if
I need to do anything
because I need like I can't do this whole selling thing unless I get those
herbs
Yeah, he does give you the Hermes one except in a quest, but here's the thing.
If you go and sell it, if you haven't discovered you can sell everything to Laris in one go,
and you go sell it to the randoms, you can't give it to Laris anymore for some fucking
reason.
So he just locks you out unless I were to get more of the weed somehow
This is me a gas
Fuck it. Ah, you know what I'm just gonna do this quest I'm working on now and then we're joining this wall
Fuck you can fuck old camp
Yeah
Oh, yikes.
I'm looking for chickens.
Chicken!
Wait, isn't coming this way?
Oh, I let's fight them I got this
The blood flies layer
I've had a lot of swam practice and then he does the lift-tail-up thing.
Ah, we're good.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I feel like there is something in that waterfall, you know?
How much LP do I have now?
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
6.
I would need 10 more LP.
But to be fair, yeah, it might be worth when I level up next time
to get 30 strength for the longsword.
Might actually be worth it.
If the longsword would like, I would have so much longer reach and it's double the damage
of my weapon right now.
But then again, yeah, when I join the swamp, I can learn two handers and I'll get another
weapon the moment I join them.
Fuckin' chicken.
Is this a stair down?
Hello?
Chicken!
Oh, now you're attacking me, oh shit.
Alright, we got what we needed, that's it.
We can turn that quest in now.
Bald!
Alright, cool.
All right, cool.
Jordan the Bruder locks you out of Circle of Magics, level 5 and 6.
Yeah, but I'm not going magic though.
I'm doing a little bit of magic, but hey, an old sword.
Me a gas.
I'm mainly called not super fun in this and it just feels rewarding.
Especially if they've added parries and riposte now.
No, I've been here, King's time!
You do have armor, so I'm about to get the first one, or my first one.
Damn, that was sick.
Here we go, back to old camp, do the recipe, then go to the swamp.
Done.
And finally I'll have some defense.
It's been a long time coming.
I'll watch some trailers, I might do later.
I might hop on a lucky tower also.
Yo, uh, mesmerize, thanks for the pro, I beg you.
Well, let's see, uh, where was he?
He's over here.
show me your good stuff in the
you got best carrots in the colony huh
it's just not worth listening
thanks bro
probably
this is how it's always been done
Aw, soon. And the thing is, when I join the swamp, I'll also have access to two-handed trainers.
And maybe some more like utility spells.
Lucky Tower has an ending, yeah. There's a true final boss and stuff. Haven't seen it, I just heard.
Thanks, man.
I got the ingredients for Brock still yes fucking finally ah good job all right then
watch and learn first off you gotta see in a scavenger meat till it's brown but
make sure it doesn't scorch makes you chuck in the onion not like two of these
carrots and cook them till they're nice and golden real magic happens with the
Solid they say though you crush it between your fingers like this and then slowly add it to the meat in the veg
Brock always said that helps your home is unfold
And he wasn't wrong about that
finally
Add the water and let it sit in the meats tender and the potatoes are nice and mushy
I'm telling you that stew is hot enough to keep you going all day
Now go on your turn. Let me see what you got. Tasty. You can take a whiff, but this bowl's just for me, alright?
Alright.
Now that you know how it's done, you can cook till you've run out of supplies. Good luck.
You call adding herbs to a stew real magic?
magic that's right I might not be wearing a robe and reading books all day but
cookies not so different from what they do most ingredients do have their own
magic to them it's just about knowing how to bring it out a good stew might not
put you back on your feet as fast as some potion but it'll keep you going
longer and it's cheaper now get ready to it
Hell, yeah
Can I use this or do I gots to go to a little pan
Well, he took all my ingredients didn't he your shite
Do I have to learn the recipe or do I have it already?
I definitely he definitely took stuff, but he only took one of the stuff though
Okay, can you stop um stop using the the cauldron then because I need to make the recipe
Yeah, I need to use the cauldron, but he keeps occupying it
It's a true form remake right it is
fucking leave leave the snap let me cook there is the other there is another
cold room I think there's just it was right there would have been so easy
cauldron I'm so sick of being an old camp at this point thank God we're leaving
leaving it off for making his damn food.
No transforming to bug.
Very unfortunate.
Not bad.
selling for some. Thank you. Have I helped the bog at all? I'm ready to join the bog.
Yeah, I've done all the quests. I'm just trying to finish this recipe one by just literally
finding a cauldron somewhere is I can cook.
Oh, there is one right here.
Sick.
That's nothing.
Brocks still.
Ooh.
How good is this one?
Oh yeah, let's go to check this.
Sorry.
Snath! I do want to see how good this too is though, before I give it.
Oh, it's a lot of- it's a good heal item!
75 second heal.
Yeah, it's a great healing item actually.
Good to know someone else in here who knows his way around a pot. Why don't you drop by more often?
You should keep healing him. You'll even get two portions of my ragu
You like Brock's recipe better than your own don't you kind of but mine's cheaper
I'll see you around. I sure hope so
There we go. You said I can have as much to his own. I did but I'm out. Oh
Oh dude, I'm fucking free from this shit
Now I did do some quest for new camp but
This is it's just all money like 400 or nuggets I gotta do and this is 200 or nuggets
Which was fucking scam. Fucking scam.
Is there a band playing in this camp? There's sh-
It sounds like there is, but...
I don't know if it, like, actually is.
Yeah, it's time to get armor and join up.
There's definitely still some, like, quest author and stuff,
stuff but I think this is not a game you need to min-max. It's a-okay.
Why is it stuck under the rock?
You're so lucky.
God, when they do that, dumbass, like, lift up, tail attack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's over.
It's over.
It's an insane crush.
Insane.
I have no health, but I also have no healing.
It's all right, though.
Okay, yeah sick. All right, this
Okay, go to the swamp. I cannot wait to get rid of this short sword. It's no range
It's no range, dude
I give it to me I give it to me I give it to me I give it to me
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I couldn't dodge because the recovery frames are too long man. That's because it's an upgrade. I don't have any two-handed
Okay, I have another idea
Let's use this.
Oi!
Also, I'm not weak, just look at my health.
I have no health left.
Fuck yeah. Okay, the mace is actually way better at this. I should have used this a long time ago.
I wonder if you can combo...
Yeah, but then I'm stuck in my ass set!
Yeah, there's no combo for that, okay.
but maybe for this okay I'm gonna the mix up isn't safe
Oh
I haven't healed because I don't have any healing items actually I was a meatbug ragout I guess
And they heal with magic I mean I can
On our way to the swamp
Gonna finally get some gear
Well, let's go come on
You're you're literally a regular scavenger you
I
I
Really
on our way to the swamp on our way to the swamp killing stuff on the way
Wait, why am I not getting an XP for these?
Or am I blind?
I'm not getting an XP for these, we shouldn't have had any more damage, well not on these
guys I believe.
Alright, yeah we're on our way to the swamp, we're getting there.
Oh it's a visual bug, okay.
Oh fuck!
Lurkers are fucked, man.
Ow, I'm dead.
I had shots all these crits.
I- oh, I guess it because my- my bow skill is so bad.
Oh fuck!
I'm trying my absolute hardest to not get sidetracked right now
the fucking lizard is still after me what
Not both of you.
I run too late.
Fuck me.
Are you beaming?
What the?
Drive by wolf, yeah.
Drive by wolf, yeah.
On my way to the swamp, getting my armor, gonna kill everyone in front of me.
No more jokes. No more deaths.
Where's the thing? It's the 103!
Chad, I got sidetracked!
Why am I here?
Skeletons!
Skeletons! Yes!
They're very scary, I've already encountered them, they've fucked me up.
I'm going to get you.
24 ornuggets! Yo, we take that! I think I could make it.
These doubters these doubters
There's a wall here, you can...
Climb, but...
And I was here before, and I didn't have the climbing ability, but now I do.
So what you do is...
You run on this pole...
Oh, there's also the...
The door to the ship that was look-picking door.
Oh my god.
Oh, this noise. Am I not supposed to have leveled up log picking? Is it? I feel like
it's the exact same right now. It's the exact same as before I leveled up my log picking.
connections between the logs. Where am I crazy? Oh, it's under spot. Sick. I can't
even move anything. I am literally softlocked.
Yeah, this is the position you don't want to be in, because then it's fucked.
This door sucks actually.
and
I can't unlock the game.
Yeah, so they lock each other. Yeah, they lock each other
When you have it though is locked like this like it's fine
It's over. You can't have both of those locked there, because then you're fucked.
It's like there's nothing you can do.
of
I
I might need to use steam notes, yeah.
Okay, so that can go that way? Okay. Yeah, these two are still fucked, though.
That wasn't even close. This is probably like an 80 move door. If these two are like this,
bad. I don't have much choice but like what the fuck I can't do anything.
Rip my ass okay.
Let's see, moving this one, yeah you have to move this, but then they're all like that
and now I can't move this.
These are all in the back now, which is just terrible.
I can't move anything.
They're all, they're all like, well actually this one I can, but I don't think that does
anything because that one is dependent on that one, which is dependent on that one,
which is dependent on that one.
Fuck this. Fuck this. This is a crazy fucking door.
AHHHHHH!
I gotta get Maulster lookpicking for it.
Oh, my koochie, thank you!
Where am I going?
What's that over there in the water?
That's like a building in the mountain.
Do you see that over there?
Look.
Oh, these are black no- I think they're black noblins, I think.
Which would be fucked.
Nice womp.
Yeah.
no way are they regular noblins I think they're regular noblins
shoot them now I see black noblins have armor
yeah this is free
except those fucking rock throwers man oh my god stop throwing rocks got a
fucking hate bolt
now this is beatable but what there's like six anomalies throwing rocks man what
What do you WANT from me?
Damn, I'm curious what that...
Why, you can fight on the wall. What?
Don't give them a moment to breathe!
You're all mine, fucking noblings!
There's no escape!
Don't throw rocks!
Bro, the fucking rock throw is so lame.
It has the best tracking ever to.
Like it will home into you from Mars.
Throwing the fucking rocks
No blade slaughter
Don't you ever throw a rock at me again!
A gnoblet?
Nice.
Ah, healing flask!
Give me that shit.
Oh, I hear something big.
Troll?
I'll put Metro games.
Yeah, I played them.
I did I think there's a turtle here
Fucking stone thrower
Oh juvenile troll
Oh shit
Ah, you little shit! Come here and die!
Fuck!
Wait, wait, he lost aggro.
He doesn't know I'm here.
Captain ship key oh oh this is plus 70 Mona permanently I think wait he's
guarding the exit it's not okay I thought maybe it was like permanent
Yeah, 70 mana will be too good to be true.
Seven levels of mana, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, unlucky.
Okay.
Sick.
This is a painful one.
Oh, this is such a painful one.
How the fuck can I move them then?
Okay, I can move you like that.
So, can I then move?
Okay.
I gotta reset it, it's too bad.
Alright.
That's good, what I just did.
That's good.
Except these two.
They're not so good.
Time for the help, no?
These two are stuck with each other.
So what I need to do is, okay, I need to move this one and then I need to move that one.
And with that, I can move that there. Move this here.
This is a single-peer game, yeah.
Borg-Pollution, it's three-year anniversary, man!
P-p-p-power, thank you.
Okay, am I fucked here?
I can't move this one.
Yeah, I'm fucked, that one.
Hey, this is a tough one.
Over 100 chests in this game.
Yeah, but I'm not a master locksmith yet.
This one is free.
That's so easy.
That's the problem with this is that they all
Become like that. I wish I could move this one further and in order to do that
This one needs to be more to the right, but then this one it needs to be more
Over to the left, but then this one needs to be more over to the right
But then this one can't because it's locked together. How am I even supposed to solve that?
How is that even possible
Roll
like this no okay oh no because now it's locked yeah yeah yeah I mean yeah
yeah yeah yeah I know that one can't do that and they're locked together so yeah
amazing amazing amazing Batman music yeah
I can't. I can't!
What the?
Are you affected by my ass?
I mean, this one is just nothing. This one does nothing. Like, when they're single it's so easy.
This minigame sucks. It's quite fun, but it's also- It's quite frustrating.
It's fucking hard is what it is.
And I'm fucked, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can't move this one now.
Yep.
Yeah for easier locks it's fun like this look this is fucked I don't see how what type
of moves I need to do for this one.
Because if I do this, we need to move it more in the middle.
To do that, we need to move this one down like this.
So that's good.
Now if I move this, these are fine.
The problem is, I now can't move it.
I need to move this one this way.
Now that I've done that, it's fucked. That won't work, so...
And moving that one moves this one.
Moving this one does nothing. This one...
Moves that, so I can then move...
This.
But now, because both of these are locked,
I can't yeah, they're all locked in each other now
But they all just locked in each other at that point, so it's just I'm losing all my lockpicks fucking shit, man
Move the fourth one to the right the max
Well, yeah, I would but I can't that's the problem
That's the whole problem.
Can't move it now.
I can't move it now because this one locks it, so then you're like, oh yeah, move that
to the right.
Hey, that's good.
So now I can move it right?
No, because if I move that one now, this one is blocking it.
Then you're like, oh hey, let me move this one then.
Oh no, they're blocking each other.
And it's fucked.
to the left this one doesn't do it this one is is so no doesn't do anything
I'll come back as a master locksmith.
You think I can fight it all?
Okay, he has big minus frames.
I mean with damage it would be easy, but I don't even deal any fucking damage.
The troll looks really good, yeah.
Anyways, we're good.
We just get the fuck out of here now.
Yeah, we'll go back to the ship and then from the ship we can swim right into the swamp,
so we're good.
I got a, uh, like, Captain Quarter ship key, yeah.
I wonder what ship it's for, though, if it's for that one, or if it's for, oh...
No, it's gotta be, right? It's gotta be.
Oh, yeah, Steam Node for the chest. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Chest... by the...
C corner to do a little cave.
If your mark location is on a map, yeah I don't have a map.
is too expensive oh this just took me around okay can I choose to let go let's see
do this I gotta draw my own map yeah
dude I'm so curious what the building over here is I can't see fucking ship
Bad.
Did my bro get some armor? No, I'm going back to the swamp.
Well, I'm working on it.
And then I'll get my armor.
But I got like, Omega sidetrack of hell.
And now I, um...
I found this captain's key that leads probably to the locked door.
Nothing here.
Dude, there's like secret underwater society over here.
Lord base 25 and the moon takes five years oh I'm honored and really thank you for letting
me know thank you yeah there's a left path there too which I remember look there's like
secret water society.
I'm fucking dead.
the map and it's all the same as Oji got that yeah it is it's very faithful to it oh there's
That's gonna be like necromancers here or some shit.
What the fuck is this?
Oh shit, ice bolt, light...
Mage notes?
If I get it right, this is a trial of Adonis.
Adonis is the scales, it's all about balance.
The chambers must be filled, the levers are termed as the flow of water.
Damn it, why can't I get this right?
The mural.
Fuck me from one puzzle to another, huh?
Doesn't work.
Well, I might not be able to do this now.
This might be like, uh...
...just...
That's not it.
I mean, this...
It's only two levers and I can't pull any of them, so...
Yeah.
Wait, is this just a fucked up texture?
Wait, this is un-textured!
Is this like the default Unreal Engine floor or something?
Is the same on this side?
Died.
well nothing I can do here's not helping
they're calling do shit
Oh, wait, what?
Is that just a soundtrack, or what's happening?
Oh, oh.
I don't think that'll work not like that
Wait is this supposed to be water?
Oh, this is supposed to be water?
My game's fucked.
Oh, it's working. Okay. Yes. Okay, I still don't think I can do anything here.
What about a mural? I don't see any mural.
Merle!
Whoa, cool.
Merle!
There was a mural, like, that No talked about.
Oh, I got fooled.
But even then, there's not that many things to interact with over there, so...
Oh, wait!
At Elehra's yesterday, I completed the 100k back in London.
Yeah, let's go!
You were a great inspiration, but also an admin for doing the whole 300k.
Yo, Sigma, thank you! Yo, big congrats, dude!
Big congrats!
Thank you so much. Thank you. I miss rank you know, thanks 35. Now that's beast dude.
That's super beast. I found spells. Yeah, but there were scrolls I believe. Why is it
so dark in here now? Oh, I guess I might have to watch, I guess. I did get some spell scrolls,
Yeah, it was light and it was I don't even remember
That's not it
But the thing is there's only so many things to interact with here this might be just locked for later
I'm just umegas sidetracked we gotta get to the swamp
Nope, it doesn't work, NOPE!
I'm pretty sure this is just for later, you know.
Yeah, they might need to be powered or something, I'm not sure.
I'm just wasting time, let's go.
Gasp the water spell? I don't think I got a water spell. I got like...
I got light and I got...
I had these already, I actually don't know what the other shit was.
Was it ice bolt? Yeah.
I'm guessing you're supposed to maybe like freeze the water or something but
that's when you have the correct amount. I don't think you can do this yet.
To be honest, I think it's part of a chapter or something.
all of this just a better south x50 sub um eclipses makes 37 um
no no i'm going swamp i'm literally swimming to the swamp right now
should get the swim upgrade
Yeah, I mean I'm doing pirate ship and that's on the way to this one
George, please?
A chest?
Please don't be log-picking.
Oh, telekinesis!
Sick.
And some money.
And a ruby.
Expiration is very rewarding in these games, yeah, very.
And all the goth nicks.
Expiration is very rewarding in these games. Yeah, very. And all the gothics.
Can you be OP in this game? Oh, sick dive.
You become super OP by the end, like extremely OP. Like nothing can even touch you. At least an OG
got there
The fuck there's some Titanic shit
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one either.
I'm not sure what to do with this one either.
Enderal Scar Mod got the same progression.
Really hard early weekend to become quest-wrong with perks.
Yeah, Enderall does seem really good.
Gabba, thanks five, thank you!
Oh, it's an underwater chest.
Please don't be a lock-picking wolf.
Shit me. Oh, this looks easy though.
The old waste of the druids is a quest item and ball lightning, yeah.
It's fine, I got this shit.
I got this shit.
Oh yeah, Enderall doesn't have that enemy's level with you, right?
enemy scaling I hate what enemy scale with you a little wise
yeah it doesn't do that that's genius
Damn, we've almost checked all these ships.
Where am I right now?
It's not a quest.
I'm on my way to the swamp, but I'm just a little bit sidetracked.
I'm on the bottom of the map.
Some cool shit here.
I was trying to grab the ledge, but...
Were the dive added in an update today or something?
Because I never got the dive yesterday.
Oh, it's because of acrobatics.
Except...
Well, of course.
I'm trying to get up here. I feel like there is something, but maybe not.
Agnoblet!
Essence of dexterity. That's two perma dexterity potions I have now.
it's a perma stat increase those are very very good all right now we're gonna
unlock the ship with a key surely it is for this door I don't see what else it
would be I don't know if if this game has fixed the thing that base Gothic does
when it comes to potions like you want to use them when you hit like max stats
or whatever
It's one of the princess
Oh, it's another long sword. Okay.
Recipe for C4 is the brew.
Was the weed... uh, dex degrees permanent? No. No.
Is that extract of strength? That's a strength perma potion. We have two of those also.
Holy shit.
Oh, this looks like a fucking nightmare.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, this is not that bad at all.
Woo!
How is this?
Armor Amulet!
Cool.
Holy shit, plus 15?
That's mental.
That's insane.
15 is crazy.
What's up, dammit? Is it plus damage, right? Or is it defense? No, it should be damage, right?
I'm not allowed to read this. Oh, it's defense. It is defense, sick. Okay.
Protection, Blonde 15.
Or doesn't it say what it is when you hold over it?
Yeah, it's protection, yeah.
Plus 15, man, no joke?
This is where we turn around chat. This is how it is.
Alright, towards the swamp!
Actually, no, there's one more thing.
I'm not even joking.
You can go to the left up to that cave on the climbing wall instead of to the right.
Yeah, that's better. Oh, yeah, that's more defense than the base armor you get. It's basically a secondary armor
Holy shit
That's pretty crazy
Here there's just something here chat
Nothing here
Don't worry I have acrobatics
Wow, sick upgrade, supposed to...
Alright, run.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Is King's Tide worth a lot? I don't think so right? I don't believe so. Dusk bell, no
these aren't like perma potion stuff. King's Tide is just underwater. I could try shooting
I'm gonna wait for Mona. I don't think it does anything.
I gotta work on the magic skills.
Wait, how would I get down from here without dying?
Oh.
Hey, Wolf Shredder!
I definitely can't use 56 damage!
You need 43 next to 30, fucking hell.
That's a crazy boat.
That is a crazy boat.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Let's do the swamp.
Not stealth archering.
I can sell it, yeah, but no merchant will have enough money right now.
I gotta get further in the chapters.
I don't like lockpicking.
Well, I only have the first lockpicking upgrade, but it's a big difference though.
I do understand why people still think it's hard even with upgrades though.
Oh, a cave.
Don't you fucking...
Yeah, now what I'm trying to get to this one.
hey you yo below I'll take 67 man a computer takes 50 how does skills work
in this game yeah you gotta find trainers where you spine spend learning
points and gold or nuggets to become the part of the old camp I don't want to be
part of the old camp. Old Camp Secor.
No, I might do that. I'll join the swamp camp because then chapter one is over.
That's a good time to swap to some lucky tower if we're gonna do it.
I'm getting fucking sidetracked man that
I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know what I'm saying.
See how many good?
Doesn't leave up to the first one.
It's very loyal to the first one.
It's legit.
I'm on my way to swamp now.
I'm literally going there.
See, I'm at Mount and everything.
It's over here.
The mount was not in the original game.
Supposedly they planned for it, but it never made it into release.
Or it wasn't for Gothic 3, they planned it.
Hey, mouse, I'm on my first playthrough of The Last of Us 2.
I'm grounded.
How many deaths did you get when you played it?
Oh, I don't remember.
I know the 24-7 channel just played last of us two though.
I
Was this game a fast travel nope
Nice.
Sick.
I have teleport ruins, yeah, true.
True.
All right, I think it's time to finally be able to fucking join this shit.
Oh, yeah, I just gotta go to the Alchemy lab, that's it.
Well, I play stranger than Heaven Outreleased, that's the plan, yeah.
I can't believe Tupac is in that game.
That's fucking wild.
I think I've convinced the balls all the runes that I'm a worthy servant of the sleeper
go on ball cadars as I have a natural affinity for magic according to ball in the mead I'm
a true believer and that was it and why are you wasting my time come back when
you've convinced at least four of them but I thought I did
I only have three this was information from Joru there's one more guru
somewhere I haven't convinced fuck
see I was supposed to join the camp now but I thought I had all four
Jordy yo give me my weed I'm here for my daily ration here you go three black
Sages don't smoke. Thanks, brother. You have any gold trade you buying or
Yeah, oh, yeah in the old camp there is a guy that can take you all the way to the swamp. He might count as one boat
I've already tried talking to these, no one wants to have a chat.
That carrots.
Oh, give me carrots.
Oh, is that dragon breath stew?
Fuck yeah.
No, don't sit.
Ball Parviz, yeah.
He's looking for new men for the Brotherhood. Offer take me to them, yeah.
Uh, yeah, I might need to ride back there.
And tell him to take me here.
That's that's probably quicker than me running around like a headless chicken and fucking not finding anything
That's one shiny paint
Yeah, there might be a ball in the swamp somewhere but to be honest it's gonna be quicker for
me to go to Old Cam.
And uh...
Don't win him.
Yeah, I've done weed masher's here.
I mean, I guess I'll run around the swamp and see if I'll find some random dude
It's way easier now that it's day time to see buildings in here.
Oh, it's a glitched fly.
are you ball while you're ball or
Oh
Yeah, exactly I would never
50 swamp weed for me
Are you bald?
I've already been up here
You can transform into Meatbug in this game, right?
I was a spell in the first one.
Or is Moan Rat the smallest one?
I have the spell?
No, I don't think I have a scroll with it.
Motor ride I have, that's it.
There's something over here, or his cam.
Scrolls are consumables
Yeah, you know what come here come here
Well, uh, yeah, we gotta find a ball, man, that's it.
Some other ball.
Wait, I could pay someone for info.
Maybe it can help.
Joru, yeah.
Joru.
Let's find Joru.
Maybe he can tell me about someone.
It's not far, that's a healing stone.
Where is Joru?
That's the question
I'm looking for school
Do you know you don't have a meat bug transformation because I have an idea with it, but no can do
Yeah, there is a ball in old camp I'm thinking of just going back there and
Because he wants to take me here for recruitment. That's gotta count as a vote, right?
I don't see what else he would count as.
Wait, this is good.
good pondrall I sense great spiritual potential within you yes you could
become a valuable member of our community that is why I spoke to you to
give you a chance okay this this must be it then alright how can I prove myself to
you by providing what the brotherhood needs the most new souls to join our
ranks if you manage to persuade a worthy man to join our camp you've proven
your will to contribute to our cause. Okay. Maybe we can find potential recruits. The
old camp is a good starting point. There's plenty of men there who have tired from your
bad fearmongering lies. They just need to push in the right direction. That's for the
new camp. I wouldn't waste my time. All back to old camp. Nothing but barbarians. Here's
cool part though. Melly now. Oh, Baltimore's home to find a new recruit, but the old camp is a good
place to start.
Baltimore told me to find a new recruit. Now the old camp is a good place to start. Can you think of anyone?
Oh, yeah. Dusty. Dusty. He actually meant to come with me, but then he got cold feet. I figured
it's better that way because the sleeve breaks bone to him like he spoke to me. But who knows, maybe
that's changed I say try it up yeah mud can but then mud has just somehow
miraculously survived the trip here all right we're going gonna go get dusty
then you're gonna get a dusty I'm gonna get a dusty the hey Quendela I
wishing you well too thank you I haven't I basically have armor on now
though. I have my first armor and it's not even an armor it's an amulet but in terms of defense.
Isn't Dusty the guy I find up in a cave in near nude painting? Was that Dusty?
That was not that.
No. Wasn't that like, Diego or something? Gilbert. May I ride, please? Yeah, I got the
sleep spell. I'm working super hard on joining the swamp people now but I need
to do one more favor before they trust me and that's recruiting someone else
into their ranks. That's what I'm doing.
Yeah, Hubert's family's dying. I would love to squeeze in some Lucky Tower but I
I want to join this one first. It's a great way to stop for today with the Golfing.
What level am I?
7, yeah, almost 8.
Dude, shot. Look at my armor now.
I could fight these.
And I won't get too shot anymore.
Good luck bringing this recruit to the swamp alive. Well, I can have two people go with me to the swamp at the same time.
I'm...
Oh man.
Yeah, I've cleared most of the path already.
It shouldn't be a problem bringing them here alive.
I'll kill these just in case.
Is that hardcore run?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's deathless so far.
True, true.
Yeah, I know it's not.
But it isn't hard.
Fuck me.
Wow, I can actually tank two hits from blood flies now without amulet.
Keep in mind that's only with amulet, no armor.
Crazy, right?
Come on.
Where'd I get that amulet?
Uh, it's like on the water side.
It's a captain's quarters, you gotta open up, you can't lockpick it but it's fucking
impossible so you gotta find the key and to get the key you need a climbing skill
there's like a whole climbing segment and if you do it all you get this that's plus 15 defense
in edge and blunt which is better than like the starting armor or like the same i think that might
might be better. Where do you get climbing? Also on the beach. Uh, the beach next to the
swamp camp you get climbing. Yeah. I'll starting armor's 10, 10, yeah. Alright, I'm looking
for dusty does anyone know where he is huh hey can I sell to you real quick show
me the good side you take you got 10 money that's fucking epic bro dude that
bow sells for 114 that's a nasty bow dusty
show me your good stuff and I got 20 maybe I can sell some shit to it
I
Whatever get
Wow, we're making huge profits here. Let's go
Big
to be fair do you have more potatoes and stuff show me your good stuff in the
oh you have a map with a colony should I buy one probably should right throw that in there
And because he
Elan knew what day it is today. It's the six months and the seven day mickah kappa. What does it mean Mars Keck?
It ain't mean shit
Okay
Hyped for a las random is a prima death one of this game
No
Yeah, my thought I could still like give this and it would somehow but it doesn't so
So it is what it is I guess, yeah.
Alright, fuck it, let's go.
Cool.
I have the map.
Cool, look at that.
So pretty.
I haven't read the recipes apparently because I still saw it there while deep in mind the
game I am as deep as in chapter one but chapter one is like arguably the longest if you want
to do most of the quests and shit. Man, where's that heckin' recipe, man? Here. Nice! Because
it's literally open and you're like, oh shit, which camp do I want to join? When you've
decided to join camp and stuff, then it's, yeah, like yeah, you do quests for them, yada,
You know what to do
So it is
I'd say it's the longest one dusty
Chats on before me
not too keen on all that sleep business but I reckon at peace getting whacked
around by blood wind I don't think I can leave her one day well turns out the
ward is caught wind I'm thinking about legging it better off not make yourself
talk to me now they've got their eyes on me and it'll take a lot of nuggets to
make them look the other way 100 at least
yep did a hundred are you
Anyway, what if I give you those 100 nuggets for the guards?
Huge.
Why?
Let's just say you're not the only one who wants to see your face in the swamp camp.
So, you're all gonna help me get there.
Hey, I'm new here.
That's the rest of the house.
Who's it going?
Don't ask.
I've been working me off in the mines the last two weeks.
And for what?
I have full of lousy nuggets.
Most of which I need for food.
That ball broke down there. That Parvez character. He's from the Swank Camp and he's been telling maybe
What was that saying about gift horses
Anyway, I'm ready when you are just remember the bribe, okay
We'll need a hundred nugs at least right paying a hundred fucking nuggets man. Actually. Do you think we even need that?
What is I?
You know what? Come with me Dusty, come with me.
I'm gonna bring the ball with me here. There's a ball guy in this camp.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, it's my mouse by the way.
Where is...
Don't leave through the north gate, guards and stuff here are willing to look away for
a certain amount of horror.
Okay, you gotta go for the gate that's over there, alright.
South gate, okay, yeah, it's that one.
I can't close the fucking map with escape for some reason.
What mouse do I have?
I don't know dude.
to be honest like some it's wireless but i'm charging it now some people might know
it's very good i really like it
yeah it's logitech but i don't know which
is he coming with me he is okay if we find the ball guy now uh wherever he was
It's a G502. Yeah, I do like that one.
BALL!
Haven't we already talked?
Oh yeah, it's G502X.
Yeah, it's right there.
Tell me about the sleeper.
Well, where do I even start?
The sleeper is a powerful being, possibly even more powerful than Innos, the God of
Light.
So far, his powers are limited to the realm of thoughts, which limits his strength.
Who's chewing?
He has been asleep for a thousand years, but now, the time of his awakening draws near.
And it is we who he chose to spread the faith and witness his glory.
If he's so powerful, why does he need the leaders?
Like I said, he is still bound by his suit until his awakening.
He needs us, but it's also in our own best interest.
Once the day is finally here, only those who followed the sleeper's call
will be saved from doom.
Everyone who doubts or opposes him
destroyed and how exactly will sleeper lead you to freedom through a great
invocation we have been preparing for a long time yeah remote three was announced
a while ago in our minds and thus connect our souls to his during this
invocation the sleeper will grant us a vision and show us you know a balter on
I've heard all of this a million times
Yeah, it's another ball. I'm looking for
That can take me to the camp then were three people on a journey, which would be super sick
The monk in pewee to worships the dreamer oh he does
Wonder if he's acquainted to the sleeper that will be kind of cool
you said I can sure do okay oh he's a near mr. visc thank you let's go check
Okay, my recruits coming with me, good.
I ate off streamo.
for baldness there hey wait take me to your camp I want to see it all right take
me to your camp I want to see it certainly I will lead the way just
follow me see no wait no no no not that gate this gate over here are you more
wrong actually what if you help me with the guards maybe he helps me with the
guards chat there's zero chance I'm paying 100 zero chance eat oh here
Oh yeah, this is good. This is good.
Get him, bald!
That's it, you worthless critter!
Fuck.
Fuck.
I don't want to pay a hundred!
I'm gonna fucking cheat the system.
Hey, come with me.
Come here. Come here.
There's no way I'm paying 100. It's zero chance.
Oh
There's like no way out
Dusty
We're taking none of your business. Oh, but I think it is
I did know I'm fucking dead
I'm back up motherfucker buddy you're okay, right
I
Keep that for you. Um, where's dusty?
You okay
Dusty, what the fuck are you doing?
Stay out of what?
Hey, wait
I'm ready. Let's go to the swamp camp. We're really doing this, are we? And you do the talking we'll do
When you want to move sting to the paws if you can
I'll fucking take it right
I also got all his loot so I am happy with it.
what what did I get from looting him anyways I don't know
You can find useful plants out here, let's pick up anything you come across.
Okay.
Uh, ball.
That mace I picked up from you is that, uh, a steel tongue.
Yeah, it's really good.
Do you want this back?
Ball.
Duh.
Yeah, I took his nuggets.
I needed that shit
Ball I hear a wolf ball
Strength is at
21
Uh, ball? Ball? Remind you that you do not have a-
It's ball? Why the fuck did it auto lock on ball?
This fucking gave!
And I'm fucking scared
Oh
Ball I can give your weapon back also ball, let me eat first. I need some health. I have like no heat
Remake is lovely
But ball oh my god you're useless
Okay, that's
I fucked up my dodge.
Ball!
Did you stop here?
Stop?
Stop?
Stop?
Stop?
Yeah, stop.
Here.
Oh, he picked it up!
Okay!
Good shit!
Quick and painful for you at least!
Fucking hell!
He keeps targeting him!
I'm sorry brother, I didn't mean to.
Wake up!
I'm sorry about that.
Alright.
I love ParvS.
What a Chad.
he knows accidents happen yo shit oh no ball I mean parvus oh no lizards oh no
Oh, there's lizards here!
Oh fuck.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, he's fucking insane!
I leveled up! Nice!
I could actually get enough strength now
now to learn longsword because I've learned acrobatics I've learned look
picking oh actually I think I'll be able to learn two-handed when I join the
camp now
Oh, it's only Templars, yeah.
I think in base Gothic you need to max one hand first.
Is it the same in the remake?
How much 58? Thank you.
Yeah, is it the same in the remake though?
So you have to do that?
Two-handed requires mastery in one-handed. Oh, it does!
Well, I'm just gonna get one-handed mastery then.
Sick.
Or?
Wait, so now I'm curious though, does anyone have a definitive answer in the remake?
you need to max one handed before to end it.
Oh, ball for Swarm Shark?
Oh, he just got down.
Does it say so in the Glossary? Okay, I'm gonna check. Thank you.
He supervises the novices. I'll make my way back to the old camp now.
There's still plenty of lost souls waiting for guidance. Good luck.
Now we got 16 learning points.
I need 30 strength for a long sword.
Let me see what the Glossary says.
I'm done listening to that nonsense.
What did you say?
What do you want to try to please them again?
Aaaaaaah!
You're a good boy, son.
You didn't think they could learn your lesson by now.
Did I miss it?
Why is it combat masteries?
Oh.
Two-handed weapons untrained and trained and master.
It requires one-handed mastery.
Yeah.
It does.
So you actually need to become a one-handed master before it.
I love that.
That's really cool.
How many LP points do you need?
Is it 20 for monster?
Fuck, I have 16 so I need another level up.
Uh, who am I bringing you to?
Uh, the god?
Oh yeah.
and 200 ore also
it might be better to get 30 strength for now so I could use longsword yeah
Because that will allow me to just kill so many enemies now
Man, where was the guy that wanted this recruitment
So I'm gonna hop on 30 string first
I don't want to get involved with that.
Man, where the fuck was this guy sitting?
I didn't keep track.
Why's he here?
Master, I found someone who wished to speak to you.
Who is it? This pack of bones?
His name is Dusty.
I don't see much zeal in his eyes.
You're not just another wretch coming to lull you on mind with our swamp weed, are you?
What?
No, of course not.
I am...
I love the sleeper.
He's...
I've not, externally, I know.
...spurned into me, um, mi-ha.
Hmm.
Master Tendral, Dusty risked a lot in coming here.
He'll become a worthy student of yours, I'm sure.
Hmm.
Fine.
your soul is not beyond salvation dusty maybe in time you will be worthy of the
novitiate speaking of worthy you give well yes I will give cork along my
dawn that now off with you I have pupils to teach you can learn strength here
right master I seek admission into your ranks yeah I plan to remodernize it yeah
Then you shall have it for you proved yourself worthy tell Cork along you have my blessing
Sleeper will rise in a new light and guide us from the darkness
Mayback, but I guess
You can't not believe you have to do that before you join. I can't make silly on I guess
Oh, you can do it after. Well, that's good then. That's nice.
All right, we're about to join the camp. After this, I might do some lucky tower.
I think I've convinced the balls Ballaroon said I'm a worthy servant of the sleeper
Go on.
Balqa'dar says I'm a true believer According to Ball Namib, I'm a true believer
What else?
Balton drawl also thinks I'm worthy I found him in your recruit
All right, all right, that's enough If you've got that many balls to back you up,
you can't be as useless as you look Let's say, before I accept you into our brotherhood
and give you the ropes I want you to answer a question I don't want okay
what do you want to ask what did you want to ask me are you ready think deeply
why do you want to join the brotherhood of this sleeper uh because I felt the
sleeper's power and I know he'll set us free frankly I just came here for the
free swamp weed I'm still trying to figure that out because I felt the
sleepers power I'll say why I know he'll set us free powerful words are
there yours what is something you should please me
come on
all right I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this can't need true believers
no one admits it but we've become a dumping ground for whiny diggers who just
come here for the free swamp weed you're very good he keeps telling us they'll see
the sleeper's glory sooner or later but that's not how it works you're a
Believer or an imposter is now middle ground. Maybe you belong to the former
Yeah, put that on
You're in that's it
No, welcome to the brotherhood. No ceremony. Welcome to the brotherhood
Now get settled in then come back when you're ready
Now the job that needs doing they did your dog fix some out
Boom
Ah, the mine crawler's nest.
I got some fucking arm.
Yes, this will do.
Get out.
Yo, chill, dude.
Oh, that's funny.
Yep.
look at that defense
i'm john gothic
yeah you can get better one yeah
uh... because i if i go to the blacksmith i can tell him about getting
another armor
And he's right here.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't damn temp.
Oh, brother.
Can I trade strength anywhere here I'm here for my daily rash nice drive friend
it's another guy I can ask for armor oh yeah who is that yeah the skirt has more
faith or more more defense than my armor I was a ball guy by the entrance as a
lester
We're definitely getting, like, using the long sword. It's gonna be so good.
Is it a night and day difference compared to this fucking weapon?
It's like double my damage and reach.
What do you mean?
Oh fuck off!
three hundred are you dumb hey that's 80 I could buy leg of wrappings it is
defense or I'll save for this fucking shit
this armor fucking sucks dude stop whistling I'm not in the mood does anyone
teach strength here
Oh wait, I think I can- oh, unless he doesn't talk to me.
Do I have to go back to old camp?
Yeah, oh yeah, Korangar, I am recruited now, so maybe him.
Yeah, I guess fucking swamp camp is hard mode, the true hard mode.
I know, I gotta find my way there and then there and then there.
Yeah, we could do some tower, to be honest.
I didn't buy the boots yeah I was like three defense man this shit's ass but it
is more defense and also to be fair I will get the longsword and it like you're
gonna see the longsword I miss it I'm not naked I have my first armor
Uh, let's go.
Man, where are they doing the whole fighting shit?
Ah.
Hey.
This armor can surely be improved.
This armor can surely be improved. Take it to bound them in. Preferably right now.
Yeah, well I did that. Man, what's the fucking scam me?
I'm looking for the whole platform where they're fighting just so I can get the strength and
equip the longsword if he even teaches strength.
I can't see shit man.
This game is fun, this game is sick.
This way.
Oh, they're up here, yeah.
Yo!
Hey, I'm part of the family, Carangar.
can you train me I only train templates but I need strength brother don't make
me run back to you oh yeah this guy can teach master one-handed yeah true can you
train me you're one of us so yes strength and exterity
okay so does anyone know how the potions are in this game is is it like
Gothic one where you should save them until you hit fucking 30 or whatever it is.
Wait, this extractive string?
This is plus three string.
Well, I mean, we're gonna find out. How much string do I have? 21, right?
21 string, yep.
Can you train me?
You're one of us.
26.
F.
47.
I don't know if I should drink the pox, that's the thing.
I could get plus 3 strength. I don't know if you need to wait in the remake though.
I feel like they must have fixed that, right?
Oh yeah, 29 then plus 5.
Well, 27, 28, 29.
Now I could do a plus five.
Because it might be that the LP increases, right?
Price doesn't increase, that's got to pick two.
Okay, it didn't increase or anything, so...
It's always one per strength, okay.
Yeah, but I'm gonna need a lot of... Well, I could reload for this, actually. This was a test.
Okay, you still have five or one. Okay, okay.
I see.
That was a test. I mean the thing is I need the strength anyways, but I'd like to get master one-handed though.
I would.
I'm 34 I'm supposed to have 30 we're just checking if it was like a Gothic 2 or if it
It isn't.
26, 27, 28, I clicked, 29, 30, 30 strength, long sword available, plus 40 dead loot.
19 more damage like this is ridiculous and look the reach man it's like double
the reach we're good man why 30 just go 27 use pups I could but
actually yeah yeah then I can save then I can save another level for four
so I could get master one handed us up yeah I can yeah yeah there's no point
same as the pulse I can get 27 used to them plus three but I mean but I mean
but I mean that's what we'll do hope the pulse
this makes it quicker so I can get master yeah and then I have it exactly
16 learning points and then 10 left and then I just need two levels for mastery
perfect okay that's super sick and treat your one of a one level but don't you
need 20 LP any 20 LP I am 10 and you get five LP per level
Why is it 10 per level?
No.
I get 5.
Or am I crazy?
Anyways, tower. Tower. I'm not playing on hard though. Wait, I had six points and then I had 16.
Oh, okay. I'm just crazy then. This is a great place to stop because we just hit chapter 2.
We just hit chapter 2 and then we have 30 strength. We doubled our damage with a weapon now, even more
because of strength increase so even more than doubled our damage and the
reach on this weapon is longer we have an amulet that gives 15 defense in blunt
and edge and we have believe it or not an armor that fucking blows but it's
plus five so actually it's it's it's a big increase from before I entered this
one pier it's a big increase kill a shark yeah in your dreams a shark will
I'm not dying here. I don't think so.
I mean, we could test it, I guess.
Ah, we could hop on tower, though. There's another day to march.
I'd love to squeeze in some tower.
Finish a runner, too.
What is Tower? It's Lucky Tower. It's so fucking good.
It's amazing.
Hubert dude I am. Here we go. Yeah cuz I really want to try to mix them. Wow his
muscles activating on the legs there. Nice detail. Your dream smells of
what's going in something cold. Thank you Fitz Oslo.
Let's go. Let's do some tower. We continue Gothic tomorrow obviously. We're in
chapter two now and now we should actually be a lot stronger we should we
should
sir I fly over here I wanted to see my damage but yes watch this chat and watch
Watch my reach.
Tidespat?
Oh my god, don't even one shot him.
And look how much damage I took!
What the fuck?
Well, I only have one piece of armor.
Is it worth learning the skill to get more from animal skills?
Okay, you.
Uh, technically, I guess yes.
Oh, blood flies are piercing damage.
Yeah, I only have edge and blunt defense.
Yeah, I don't have any defense versus them.
All right, let's tower dude, let's fucking go.
I should have started tower earlier, but I really wanted to get to chapter 2 today and join the camp.
I really wanted to.
99 achievements, yeah. Look at Golfik, I have a fucking 30 achievements now for 18 hours.
Did I read from the scroll from the mage companion? Don't remember. No, stream is not ending,
I'm just seeing if I can get a run in Lucky Tire Ultimate. This game is legit so good,
it's so damn good. Now when you see it, you're gonna be like, what the fuck? What is going
on but it's peak it's so peak but I think it is 82 thank you all right
Chewburt, I'm coming for you, brother.
Oh, this is nothing like Slay the Spire.
Oh, no.
Oh, was I in town?
Of course
Yeah, well not that big a chat. I
Don't remember taking off any of my clothes. No matter my strength comes from deep within
Come on, let's go
Make that big? No.
Almost died? Yep.
Are you kidding me? What is this luck?
Yeah, from peak to peak today is true.
I gotcha.
peak today is true. What a shitty first floor. Have this been a solid seat? He would have
got Princess Hubert, two followers, golden helmet on the first floor, by the way. Just
thing. Are these the same devs as in Longan? Yep. Same ones. Yeah, this game is pretty,
It's like a rope-rope-like, but not your typical rope-like.
Basically, you're supposed to escape the tower, and the way you do, you get to that city.
And that's where you can do quest and stuff, and find out what the fuck's going on in this game.
This game is so good.
The first time you see it, you're like, what the fuck is this?
But it is legit. It's so legit.
Mind the gap, pal.
Thanks, brother.
And my goal is there's a turtle you can find in the tower and he's in the tower to gather
money for his sick parents and you have to rescue him over and over and over again and
give him enough money until his parents are healthy.
I think I've almost done it.
Now where's Hubert?
Sure, sure, fuck it, I don't- Oh, the lady's here.
Ah!
Let's put it there.
Legit!
This?
Yeah.
bought it yesterday and figured I'll try it a bit in the refund window they didn't even
notice five hours past it's good it's it is
fuck hey dope you have greetings from Sweden
I don't want to get hooked up here
okay hammer I'll just leave this here
Yeah, grab a hammer. I'm gonna grab the chest
No fucking okay, you know what I need armor
Yeah, I know but I need armor more than you you can have this and give me this I
Oh, you know why you grab yeah take the armor this will be my breakthrough. Yes, I don't even have a sack
Like how am I this unlucky? I don't even have a sack
His brother took the fucking armor
I'm insanely
No problem
Put on the armor, man. Come on. Whatever. It's not the end of the world if it doesn't.
Well, okay, I'm gonna go back to the armor because he just ate mine. And now I'll get
one shot.
Yeah, I don't even have a money bag. I haven't got one yet. The random screaming. Yeah,
What's a guy that runs out of the walls and one-shots you?
Is fucking-
Are we there yet?
Is bullshit.
And everything loves to one-shot you in this game.
It's fucked.
Where the hell was the key for this chest?
Shibby shibby puff puff shibby shibby wabble.
Where was the key for the chest?
Oh!
Yeah, but I can't even get it because I don't have a sack.
That's insanely unlucky.
No sack for two floors.
Let's just take this right here.
Something is leaving in there.
I think I have to stop.
Yeah, I should have... Well, I couldn't bring my own with me because I started in the town, right?
I have weapons, sick.
a peek ahead if you insist. No, it's no need. It's all right.
I appreciate your courage, but I alone can master this tactic.
It's truly a play as left by in this, and the game is a metaphor for how I always
cares you this and salad when you do lad games. No.
Fuck! This talent holds no challenge for me.
I'm glad there's a flounder.
Time to clean up!
Okay, here's the exit.
But, we gotta search the floor.
Still no money bag, though.
I'm actually blast-for-gasted.
See how you handle them!
Isn't this the potion that uh...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It was a fair and honest fight.
Aw, money back- HOLY I GOT A FUCKING LAND TURN!
Okay, okay, what do we do here?
We should get the fencing sword, because we don't have the fencing sword.
Hold up, uh, drop this.
I need the fencing sword. Uh, I should definitely get it because it's a very good weapon.
What do you have to do in this game? Escape the tower, but that's only the beginning. Escaping the tower is hard enough.
But when you get out of the tower, that's when the true game starts and it's basically
like this roguelite.
But not your typical roguelite.
It's very good.
Now we're getting a fencing sword.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
A pincing sword.
So it shall be.
Check this out.
Thank you.
Very good, very good.
What up, Slad? Yeah, we're tower maxing.
Slad's better not get any closer to my private parts.
I wonder, let's just take this right here.
Fuck, I thought it would transform into a different armor!
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh my god
Oh, yeah, this is new hair fuck it. Let's drink it
I'm gonna die now well at least it's info got in I guess
How RNG heavy is this? Oh, everything is fucking RNG.
Solid, you have the biggest metho seeds I've ever seen in this game, and I've seen two
people play this game, me and you, alright? Never seen anyone luckier.
Attuned into your stream on the first floor you have like the princess you have Hubert you have like four followers
You have golden armor, and then you have like a mega sword from the first fucking floor
You know when I found my gold sack I found it on the third floor third I
Will not have this I will not have this
He's like I saw you today. I saw how lucky you were and I was disgusted
I need armor badly
Hotel take this downstairs before it's run out. I will check
Any Hubert here every floor equals hammer guy
Hope that bomb is tied up there safely
Fuck it, I'll do it.
Three deads in a half-knee.
Cool.
Uh, I don't know.
Three doors.
Shall I take this one?
No.
Hopefully, Hubert wasn't there.
Oh, that's body armor.
Was it there?
Oh, that's body armor.
Let's get back.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
No, buddy!
Is it a good weapon?
Oh, wow.
Easy way out, eh?
This person isn't taking it now?
Is he a good weapon?
Oh well.
Nice fire.
Trash.
Summoned money.
I'll get you.
Darkness.
It's getting a bit dark in here.
Maybe I should.
Congrats on making it this far.
Ah, this is, yeah, this push is really good.
I once been a drinker.
Tasty, isn't it?
You basically, you one shot like every enemy with this, it's so, it's very nice.
Cuba's parents?
Yeah, they're doing okay.
Shirley?
Brother, put on the awww thing.
I do need instruments, so I'll just wear them.
Ah, I've already given him this.
I think, well, can I give him the loot or the other one?
Help! Help! I'm starving here! Guess who's back, baby?
Be my shadow and follow my lead.
Let's get going!
You saw Hubert like once today? No, you didn't! I saw two runs of yours and you had Hubert
both runs, and you got him crushed by a ceiling! I saw it! I was there!
Every run that you did you had Hubert every single one I was like nah this
ain't happening I actually started fuming it was it was crazy
I'm sorry it wasn't anything
Cupid where are you?
I'll take some gold I could shake that guy any skeleton missing a bone wait
anyone we have two fencing swords damn I'm so unlucky that's the most dangerous
I can imagine
Then oh my god, I can't run fast here attention to those dangerous spikes. Yeah, no shit. I can't even run here. There we go better
Oh shit, it's the murder room.
I'm not going on that.
Okay!
Ease it?
No Hubertop? Alright, fair enough.
We're getting somewhere. I can already smell the ground floor.
Hey, just what number I'm picking up?
Uh...
Well, I'm thinking of one, because that's what you are for me, number one.
Aw, nice try.
I appreciate the effort.
I guess I'll use this.
Oh, Hubert's here!
Okay, this is really good.
Nice!
Okay.
Hey, I think the market is back towards the bottom of this ocean.
No, you should get that.
Don't?
I don't know shit.
Okay, Nepo Seed- the fact that this guy is talking about Nepo Seeds is absolutely insane.
You know how fucking lucky you are in this game.
It's crazy, it's so insane.
I'm so tilted.
I haven't even mentioned the fact that you found the gold armor right at the exit that you need for the prophecy quest
Are we just gonna ignore that part? I saw it. I saw it. You could not fool me
It's literally in your mods
That was the same thing I've ever seen it's crazy
You need a crown?
You still got a gold arm rest when you go to die.
A hubert!
See, I am unlucky!
I get hubert on the last floor!
Oh fuck!
Ah!
Okay, don't get taunted.
Just go.
I shall not get taunted.
And I shall not tilt.
Thanks for the likes!
It's very hard to tell the time you're just odd clocked.
I'll take on these doors.
I'm not maxed on gold, which kind of blows that's a great offer, but this challenge calls but I'll find some
Oh, what the fuck holy bees?
There's a beef arm, honey, just
Oh shit the mega insane shield
Sorry
I will give turtle money, but not right now
Pretty big helmet that is
Make yourself at home, I guess.
I don't really need it. I don't think I've sold it, though.
Fuck it, fuck it. I don't want to sell it.
Where's Hubert? Oh, there you are. Oh my god, I thought he fucking died somehow.
Sha, that minigame is like the easiest minigame ever.
Okay, let's play.
Alright, watch closely and tell me where the marble went.
Best out of three it is.
I lost it easy the left cup you're free to give up now to avoid shame that helmet is blocking out a couple though
Pick one the right cup is the right
Right middle right middle left right left middle
Don't you ink my helmet forever
Oh, now I'm gonna have to deal with this shit.
I bet I could put that cup on my head.
I bet I could put that cup on my head.
Oh for fuck's sake, now the-
Now the other guy took the-
Give me my helmet back.
Just what I needed.
Thank you. All right now I'm happy
Here let's put this here
Oh, I get the helmet
Did I just put it on him? Oh, we're good. Let's go
I'll let my bias game. No
Good. I don't know
I need to carry my house around on my back too, but I'm too old.
That'd be stuffy.
Oh, helmet.
Oh, it's a death potion!
Jesus Christ, oh fuck with that.
Ooooooh!
Uh, okay, no, do not leave.
Do.
Okay, wait, Hubert's here.
I think one guy's locked, though, yeah.
Come on.
Oh, did you get hit by one of those salad?
I've actually never been hit by those,
but I have it thrown them at enemies and they just die, so...
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do, brother.
Fucking crowded in here.
Bro.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Please.
Cupid.
Alright.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
Oh, you're so kind.
You are the best.
All right.
Thanks. I appreciate that. Oh, you're so kind. You are the best. Thanks.
I'll tell you a secret. A coin and a brain will make a motion that can change your hair.
A coin and a brain?
I think he got mo- all the money. I think so.
Street!
He did, yeah. Okay.
We're good.
You burn!
And I'm pretty sure dude. I'm terrified. He's gonna throw that fucking death potion
Oh, well we're good
I'll make a move makes one two to four in game freaking things 44
I'm super happy you started playing this little salad is such a good game. It deserves more more streamers
Alright, another round for Hubert.
This did add it to his library.
Oh, yeah, I have an instrument I do, yeah.
I shall now return to my homey cauldron. Farewell!
Later, mate. Cheers!
Success! Too bad this amazing adventure is over already.
Oh, right, my family. I'm so excited I almost forgot about them. Ciao!
Saying goodbye is always tough.
Let's see.
Yes!
Okay.
Determinately ill? Well, we made it.
Huzzah!
I'm so glad my mom and pop are back in the juice!
So cool!
Heh.
Feels good to be healthy again.
We choose not to be sick-
Yeah, what if he just doesn't appear in the dungeon now?
I'm so glad you made it, mom and dad!
Your health is my happiness.
That would be so fucked if he doesn't appear in the dungeon anymore.
Maybe they start fixing the house now or something.
I don't know.
We're really learning to appreciate the small things in life now that we're back among the living
Feels great that the house is chopped yeah
Welcome to our village citizen that really is my problem
Yeah he should appear he should yeah I can have an instrument to give nice
Nice.
Good day, young man. Interested in turning property into prosperity.
How's my house bigger than yours? Because I've given all my money to Schubert
in hope that I will get something epic by saving his family.
Turns out you get an achievement.
Deal?
Can we agree on this?
How about this?
Deal?
Can we agree on this?
Oh, my sword!
How about this?
It would have been fine if I sold the sword, by the way,
because you could just buy it back.
It would have been more expensive, but, yeah.
It's alright.
Do you have any items for me?
You got straight 100 gold for one thing which you'll never find.
How did you find it, Ben Salad?
Did you look at some Vicky?
Pleasure doing business with you.
because I'm both gamer now I'm sauce tell me what you'd like
Hmm, Vicky Maxxer.
Oh, Princess! Let's see what you downed.
Oh, a shield! Sick.
No, Kippy.
Welcome back, good sir.
Money!
Deposit or withdrawal?
No thanks. I just want the gold.
Oh, his voice box is fucked.
Woo!
Farewell.
At least I'm getting an animated series.
I'll see how I guess.
Yay!
I can sell the shield, yeah.
Oh yeah, I need to get the violin.
True. I think I can give that.
Yeah, I'm guessing it's potion related though, Salad, because
that- all of the- all of the potion shit happens accidentally.
I, uh,
I discovered something with potions too. I was not.
Fuck.
God, you just saw that because you were in chat, so...
Let's just take this right here.
No secret.
Yeah, this game is so much so put into it, it is.
This just came in.
It's making for the longing to...
Give me that. Here's your stuff
Thank you, I'm gonna bank this
Yeah, these is a very good stream game now
Yeah, let's go give the loot first. Fuck it. What did I get for Hubert? A damn achievement?
Well, maybe there is something in the future. We don't know. Hey, buddy.
Wanna give this a try?
You are a true supporter of the arts.
Bro, it's a violin.
I have mercy on my eardrum.
What a tough crowd.
Perhaps they want something more avant-garde.
If you happen to find a different instrument, I'd love to give it another try.
get some gold. Sure. Trumpet? No, B-Porn I've given. Actually, maybe I've never done
the B-Porn. But there's more, more, I have like three instruments I haven't given I think.
I need more space! Got a bigger place? We can upgrade your house easily by building another one on top of it.
It's 160 right? 150 yeah. Easy one run.
I've done the B4, yeah, okay.
Having a drink here will get you to places.
You asked of us too?
Sponsor?
Yo, it's great.
Let's end the day with an ale.
Cheers, Matt!
My sword?
I put it in the, uh, oh, meet 10 of more friends during one visit to the tavern.
Oh, shit!
Cool!
So many peeps!
Peeps
The sword is supposed to be in the house
I haven't finished last movie you'll see now
Gee, I hope my waist didn't teleport anywhere close by
It was a fair and honest fight.
True.
True.
No, blasphemous.
I had blasphemous spulter yesterday and people kept saying I had, keep thinking I said I
had last of a spulter, but it was blasphemous.
It's a fist bumping.
You need to keep your pouch, yeah.
Yeah, this game is filled with so many small little secrets that you'll probably only find
accidentally or by looking them up. There's so much of that shit.
Just gonna drop this here.
Oh, where'd he go?
Oh, well, free stuff is free stuff.
I've never seen this.
I won't leave this tower as a poor knight.
Grab the other back.
Alright!
This person seems to have died, you idiot.
You can teleport a tower from the bathroom in the tavern, yep.
It's time to collect some bling with this.
Toilet brush, not so good.
Give me my hammer back.
That hammer could prepare some damage.
This is the last item I need for the prophecy, no way, no, it's not, never mind, it's black
armor I need.
Finally hey, how do I only have to cool you're really good with people I see
Man this one's fucked.
Unlucky floor.
Not much I can do.
Black armored chess piece it is.
guess what number I'm thinking of I don't care I'm just thinking of pie
you're here to play I thought I would say sorry
I could have died though, I guess.
That is a doorknob.
A wonderful pearl.
Yeah, I need the black armor, that's it.
Yeah, pi is a number.
Exactly, it's true.
I got scammed.
fuck, I pissed him off
Sorry pal.
Go in.
Sorry.
I'll not need that.
Take that.
It would be cool if they had repairs, the hell man, because it isn't like a repair hammer.
Maybe if you fuse them together.
No?
Oh.
Actually it's not a bad weapon though.
I just hate when I accidentally drop it and step on it and kill myself.
See, a guard didn't even work close!
Oh, that's armor.
Arbor, helpful!
6. Alright, this is good. Uh, all the action I've already just found is on the next one, Steve.
Oh, I never heard of it. Zon, I do next.
This animal is dangerous like that.
Rip sack.
Just walk.
I didn't mean to piss you off.
I'm sorry.
Ah!
Did I finish Herbert Quest?
I did.
Yeah, I did.
I sure will.
And what did I get?
Fuck all.
Woo!
I mean, we have a happy Herbert.
Happy Herbert family now.
And maybe you get something in the future.
We don't know.
I'm too handsome to die!
What?
This fucking game, dude, I swear.
How is this not an achievement, by the way?
Every single death in this game has been like an achievement, but not this.
That's crazy.
That is insane.
Yeah, it makes 57 on the bottom, mega beard.
Mega beard.
I love, love, give me my,
fish of fury.
Fish of fury.
I wonder if they had ideals each of this game.
Two, two, three, nine dollars of his as well.
Thank you for chillin'.
I really wasn't thinking about comfort when they built this place.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
second tower? Oh yeah, true. True. Yo.
Another adventurer? I am just a broken man. Be my shadow. Follow my lead. My will is broken
anyway. Sorry to hear that, buddy. Oh, is there an achievement to kill 15 people with
I could try it.
There he is.
Did I do that?
I don't want to get hooked up here.
Ah, hooked up.
Can I get back to a secret place that belongs to Master Tower?
Uh, no, because there's nothing I can do there, yeah.
Bump up the gym!
Balcony?
No.
No item on the balcony?
There's always item on the balcony.
Watch out, monsters!
Hey, congrats on being alive.
Thanks.
Here's a gift.
Thank you.
Is this a metaphor?
Brain size is here somewhere.
Oh, man!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
OHHHHHH!
Something to hide my balls.
GIFTO PATIFTO!
What?
GIFTO PATIFTO?
There's money on the floor.
Oh my god, I was looking at chat. Never fucking look at chat.
Never look at chat when you open a door in this game.
Never ever look at chat when you open a door. Ever.
I have no idea what this room is about.
Oh, Glover's Helper!
Glad this place has a little bit of T2.
Aw man, I'm gonna die here.
It's fucks...
Alright, while we're doing it, I'm outta here.
I'm gonna lose this dark armor though. I'm in the beginning of the tower.
I don't think so. You look familiar though. Can't be. I don't have family around. Not a fan of these.
I'll come back to that later.
Yeah, I can pipe it.
When I'm clapping, it won't be applause, this is not music.
I
Do
Wait, you must prove yourself worthy of this path first
first. Alright, give it to me. If you want to scare off your teeth, honk it up. This one
up with a grin.
Where is the data? There we are.
That's fucking you, private devil. Very well. Off you go.
thank you oh shit I'm gonna put my dark armor and I'll definitely putting the
Dark armor in there now. It just took a hit I think.
Didn't expect you here sluggish fiend.
Helmuth! Helmuth!
Give me Helmuth!
So random fella, where's the exit to this thing?
When in doubt, just follow your nose.
Oh, you can run past it before you finish talking?
You seem really good at taking things.
I was thinking of doing it, and I'm not gonna test this.
Pliers with hot coal.
Yes, you heard that right.
Pliers with hot coal.
You want pliers?
Don't fetch one for me, and I'll pick it up downstairs.
Ciao.
All right.
I forgot about the princess.
I just want to put my armor into a pipe.
I understand, but it's just gross. It smells like burnt yogurt.
I just want to put my armor in a pipe, really.
After trouble, Fiend?
Kill him! What are you waiting for?
I'm just trying to get to the pipe so I can switch armor with my flower.
I see you didn't deliver.
Sorry buddy.
Well
That's a good weapon
Why are we saving armor it's my last prophecy item anybody got a bone to pick I
I could be shaking these, but I really just want
Fucking
Yeah, but I need this
This only fits because I'm not a slipper eel.
Now, give me that body armor.
Thank you.
Ah, we're good.
Ah, and he's frozen.
Stop being frozen, dude.
Come on, wake up.
Here.
Take the fucking helmet.
Game stop being frozen dude come on wake up here take a fucking helmet nice yeah
the armor sent yeah what am I doing what what am I doing I don't even know
I do it's too late it's too late you know I just stop here stop here and
continue the run tomorrow and I'm poison I mean just throw in the end who
fucking cares really right oh you can eat eyeballs yeah we're good
What's that green stew doing up the floor?
They have plates around here.
You got any armors around here?
Oh shit, scared me.
I know self-defense.
What's up?
You need to handle this one yourself.
Just think of one one. Anyone?
My Arbor.
Halt cool thing was previous floor
I think yeah, it was previous floor
Man the exit's here. I'm dead here anyways. I hate when they do this
You look healthy. What's your secret?
Like I can't move
Hi, oh
Jesus Christ
Man, why do I have so many, like...
Oh, that trap combined is horrible.
Oh my god, this guy's gear.
I really want it, but he's gonna kill me if I...
I need some body armor, I'm gonna fucking die here.
Clever.
Best room in the game, yeah.
Oh my god, my controls are reversed.
Fairly certain, the chest, this is the exit and the chest is in this middle room.
I do need the chests.
Oh my god, I almost died.
Stay on that, please.
Stand on it.
Imbeciles, stand on the thing.
Maybe there's an armor I can buy here.
Okay.
Fuck it, whatever.
I want it to be on his good side.
Surely I won't die, right?
I'm so cooked it's over chat
I got armor nice very good
Whoa, yeah, there's a doornail
This is awkward
A genie?
That's a genie, alright.
Oh my god, what would I even get here?
Would I get another dark armor maybe?
I have a good weapon already.
I could get another dark armor to be safe.
I could.
Something for quest, yeah, dark armor, but I already have one in the pipe.
Oh, there is extra life.
instruments yeah it's true there is extra life you can get yeah I think we'll
get an armor some but I was I landed on his body I thought what a shitload of
fuck
Take it with you and sell it I already have I've done that one
I'm getting armor so I get that shit done another just a backup armor of this
If I die I'll lose both.
Yeah, yeah, but I don't want to die, so.
The thing is, I know, but I could lose this armor and still have one in the vent, so.
Yeah, I've done the fish, I have.
The black armor is good, it's strong.
Oh my god, did I almost lost it?
Man, I still do it!
The fucking slime is slowing me down every time!
Is that my last item?
Obviously it is, yeah.
Yeah, I need to leave small slimes alive, I just like murdering them.
Oh my god, fucking slime!
Fuck, I hate the slime!
Oh, yeah, sure.
So, what's your profession?
I am a witch and a carpenter.
Oh, nice. Which one do you like more?
H-T-T.
Fuck, where was the exit? Was it here?
No.
No, not.
You can stop while you've got it!
What is this for, here?
Sorry, lads.
That's a death potion.
I'm just gonna leave it because I'm gonna actually throw it all myself
Yo
Maybe exit this is still not the end soon surely
Okay, sure
Yeah, I haven't seen a turtle, but I'm kind of rushed this run to I have
Yo, can I get your helmet? Yeah, I'm sorry, but I need your helmet
Okay, I need your weapon too
Yeah, sorry, but I need everything. Thank you
Okay, give me the gold. Oh, you know why you could get that goal. Just fuck whatever
Let's forget about it
Hey solid look look look what it is. Look at that salad. Is it the thing you're looking for?
I got one extra
Where'd the other lad go?
Stuck somewhere?
No, he should let me out.
I've been good towards him.
He should let me out.
He should.
Oh, shit!
Well, we got double black armor.
We have the prophecy!
We got the prophecy.
Yeah, I can pick up the armor. And carry it.
Sick. Very nice.
We're out, but I think I will only feel safe once I'm away from you
I'll retire at the next pub wearing and defeated embodying the essence of a man undone by the challenges of life
Excellent. Oh
I need to anyways, but we got to see this though. We got to see this
I think we should part ways here. All right. See you at the tavern
Relatable, yeah
I wonder if something's happened to Hubert here now.
Yeah, Turtle Quest is finished.
I didn't see him in the tower now, but I just did a really rushed tower.
While the house is still in shambles.
Remember that time we were terminally ill?
Well, we made it, ha-zah!
Phew, I'm so glad you made it, Mom and Dad.
Your health is my happiness.
Yep, minus one, uh, yep.
He's not gonna show up in my runs anymore.
Welcome home, fellow townsman.
Sure, you hear me.
I can't you be happy that his parents aren't dead?
Yeah, I know, I guess I should be.
I gotcha.
Plumbers helper this place has a little bit of all right princess hats plumber dark armor and thing
I'm gonna leave these things. Well, I could take the chucks. I could invest the gold so you get more investment. I guess
Easiest fries in the game. Yeah, no way plumber is a gimmick item
Oh, yeah, I could sell one of the dark armors. That's actually true.
Welcome back, sir. This is all your earnings grew since your last visit.
Behold the gold!
That's true. I should sell the one I'm wearing.
Now let's not get you out of here.
I'll use the other one.
More investment man, this was before.
We failed you the failure of your failure balls.
You can trust me on that one.
18, yeah.
Deal?
Yeah, good interest.
Give me some Gilder.
A great deal for both of us.
Gilder.
Hey, turn around.
Thanks 63 and the beat of 81.
Great, thanks 63.
Three also?
Almost 63, thank you guys.
No, we're good.
Alright, we're about to enter the throne room and see what happens.
I can upgrade my house now if I wanted to, but I don't think I want to.
Oh hey, trumpet!
I'm pretty sure I've given this to him.
It's 150, but it's 9 gold and I have stuff to sell if I wanted to.
Yeah, it's a beeping horn.
Oh, this I haven't given this.
There's a tool for your tune!
Um, I tried that one before.
The crowd hated it.
Yeah, Trumpet I haven't given.
But considering how he handles the, uh, emotion, he always plays a guitar.
There is no guitar from the band though.
Alright, let's go.
It's late, but I really, really want to see this.
I really do.
Basically there's a prophesized knight that the throne room is expecting.
And for every player who buys the game, it's different items.
For me, it was a fencing sword, a plumber, the dark armor and a princess hat.
If you have those, they see you as the prophesized warrior, and, uh, remove beard.
Alright.
Why, don't you have to pay gold for that?
I think I have to pay gold for it.
I'm sorry, Brent.
New hairdo? Or maybe some kind of uncertain surgery?
Let me think of a haircut.
I'll take the chat.
I'm leaving you! Go, go, go!
Okay, so you don't actually have to pay, alright?
here we are the birds will like it and the bottom he might go well with that next
time hey I'm not done come here you seem certified to touch my hair yeah I
want to see his shit eating grin
Oh
We gotta go vanilla
This game is sick dude, it's it's so worth it like it's such a good game. How much is it on steam?
Say hello 15 bucks and you'll put a lot of ours into it look
Even more handsome!
All right.
Shall I throw in a phlebotomy for free?
Uh, not today.
Here we go!
Look, the chosen one!
I dressed with rats.
We never run out of wine here.
Welcome, son! I knew it was you all along who would be the chosen one!
Now you shall learn the darkest mystery of that tower and your final quest
In my research
I found out that the tower was created by the evil wizard Iberius in his search for immortality
Okay, he crafted a powerful spell that devours the souls of all who died within its walls
Each time a soul is consumed the spell creates a copy of the entire tower
Including all the beings in it in this way
Evelius managed to create duplicates of himself and each one can traverse between the towers
However, the magic only works inside the tower. If duplicated beings leave the enchanted grounds and meet themselves
One of them will be destroyed
Within these infinite of vulnerable towers thousands of souls are trapped and die for Evelius's entertainment
Increasing his power by the minute. Are you following chosen one?
I think we've seen the heart.
Nothing but danger awaits on the other side.
Sadly, the king failed to destroy the heart of every man.
Oh, yeah, apportion lady clone, yeah.
We need someone with your heroic bravery to finish the task.
The greatest care and wit are essential,
and Elias has protected his heart well.
You need to trick him, and that will require powerful sorcery.
No problem. I am a master of disguise.
A fake nose and wig won't be enough.
We need to make sure you look inside the ice.
You can die and lose the items, but you can just buy them back though if you've sold them.
If you've traded the card, protecting the heart.
So we need a nose potion?
Yes. You could say that.
Anyways, we need a potion master to brew an elixir that will do the job.
Okay.
I heard the witch alva is back in the city.
Go to her hut and convince her to help us.
She is a tough nut, but she'll eventually make the right choice.
Yeah, so you gotta... Wait, chat, I kinda miss what they said about the potion.
One way, this will end there on, yeah.
Yeah, no, go to Alba, but why?
Why do they need a potion?
Oh, because of a nose, yeah, okay.
That's funny.
Yeah, this guy's as a villian.
She's gonna need a- oh yeah, this is when the quest starts to bring her all the ingredients
like broccoli, fucking leek, pumpkin, whatever.
It's not available right now, sir.
It is, for sure.
Geez, this isn't right!
A doppelganger of me just came here and brushed into flames!
Yeah, I've heard this dialogue.
We really should do something about this.
Did you know that they're cloning us to gain unlimited power?
We need to stop this!
Even though it means there will be less of me!
about this. Did you know that they're cloning us to gain unlimited power? We need to stop
this, even though it means there will be less of me, I guess. Eww, so that's the evil
sorceries torturing us with. Anything we can do about it. I need to sneak into Ivelias's
special place. Even though I'm a master of disguise, I'll need a little help from your
potion power to look like him I think I can help out with a maximum nasty potion
yeah let's see what she needs I just need these ingredients firstly if you want
to turn into him I need this fish his corpse wait a dead bird since it would
kill you to become him I'll also need a corpse of you to make it work what sounds
odd but I guess with the help of the tower you can make it work hmm and there's a binding
fluid I'll also need a living snail that's easy it's important that it's alive don't
step on it and then a bird yeah if you have the genie you can probably get it plus a fish
not sure where to get one to be honest the rivers around here are all too toxic for them
Gotten fish before before I forget one last ingredient broccoli
Corpse juice I can do but oh, yeah
Of course try to be you need the genie and the cauldron though
Only a true bitch master arrest. I don't know how to get the fish except for the genie
These ingredients to me and I'll take care of it. I wonder if everyone has different ingredients
corpses need to be fresh with flesh hand them over as soon as you get to hold on
them I have no use for a pile of gnawed bones
oh I didn't see what you said also I think
surely salad yeah
Yeah, totally.
Broccoli's basic.
Yeah.
I thought that was something.
It was the first thing to find a boss with enough of a question in the run.
Yeah, you fight him, but you can't kill him.
You have the same ingredients, the same for everyone, okay.
Back to the tower.
Well, back to asylum salad.
You said you had a good runs today though
Dude I gotta go back outside cuz I gotta go walk the dog, but let me see what's up. What's this? I never
Fuck off really
It's a good shortcut, yeah, but it was right there all along.
Bonfire mimics, yeah.
So, what happens if I just go through the portal now?
I could, yeah, I think I can sell the outfit.
Dude, I gotta go. I gotta go.
Yeah, I don't think I need the outfit anymore.
I don't think so.
Yeah, you can just go in here.
And you're through.
I would have thought that-
Yeah, okay, I see.
It has a place than this.
It puts you here.
I've been here before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been here before.
This is not new.
And right here, you need to use the potion.
It'll be at odd bathrooms around here.
use the potion so this eye will let you in.
Yeah. It all makes sense now. It all makes sense.
That was super cool.
Oh!
God, gamer reflexes.
Alright, I gotta go.
That is really sick though.
Oh, good thing I dropped my gear before.
It's not enough to, like, do a run.
yeah I get this game if you think it looks interesting it's actually so good
it's such a vibe man it is Salad how do I not have you on steam or are you just
offline all the time yeah I'll be back tomorrow chat gothic and then probably
more lucky tower so good check streamings not now I gotta go I gotta go
immediately it's very late thank you for chilling so late though chat appreciate
Thank you all. Thank you
Salad is also playing Lucky Tower
He streams like before my stream
So he's doing Dark Souls runs and Lucky Tower
It's really fun because
Everyone's playthrough is so different to this game
You have a different prophecy
And that can change like everything
And there's so many like random events
That you never see
Which is crazy
It's so weird
interesting is so good anyways I'll see you all tomorrow chat more Gothic we had
we're having the same progress in Gothic now like actually we have a fucking long
sword dude it's gonna chop chop chop I'm gonna chop the entire forest tomorrow
and then become master one-hander yeah no I'll see you tomorrow and hopefully I
like it be real as cough. Bye bye!
I love you guys.