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All of this just works.
What a fine, exquisite day.
Ah!
Exquisite.
I have never encountered the elevator death.
Give me some gilder.
Shimmy shimmy puff puff, shimmy shimmy wamo.
I'm on a 40 degree day. Yeah, we got 28 here. That's hot enough.
It's fucking hot, isn't it?
Okay, you.
Clicks. Thanks to 101, man.
Superb. Thanks to me.
And I have, like, 17.
Luke A1 slicks things of 40.
It's really bad in France.
Did anybody, like, stop selling alcohol there or something?
Hey, you.
Because it's so hot.
Holy shit.
Salad hit.
Five hours in.
Hey, you.
Some chatter is definitely...
Someone definitely got banned after this death, right?
I am sure.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
And I gotta re-sync this hold.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Yes, done.
What do you mean only some of them this fucking plug-in I swear I works cool
I mean most of the Pope also really old
Where did that enemy come from?
What?
Those enemies are fucked because they, for some reason, these Octopi, they will chase
you throughout the entire fucking game the moment they aggro.
He cleared the whole area by the way.
That enemy aggroed from the dragon bridge and came behind him.
Yeah.
They never stopped chasing you once they aggro you.
oh yeah should have just played better right that's what I would have done I
would have played better yeah yeah the rando will run out of randomized seeds
soon for salad that's actually true yeah that is actually true very true and
unfortunate so I got my own fucking research to do
I would have died like a day with the Baroni boulders never I'm never dying to Baroni
boulders again ever.
How's the fishing game?
Yeah, it's pretty chill. It's pretty fun.
Ronin makes 20.
My rush, 73, bit of a sound 49.
Hello, makes 37.
I'm starting. No fucking stalling here.
You can talk to chat so much in this game anyways.
Well, in the beginning.
And then just fucking ramps up.
1% on the other day if it equals 10 hours of Garfield.
Yeah, that's not what it says.
Is it?
Never.
There'll give me the flashlight place.
It's not in here? Alright.
It's gotta be over here then. Not there.
Not on this.
Can you actually...
No, I got this shit, don't worry 250 73 250 73 250 73 no flashlight no flashlight must
in here what I can gimmick flashlight
for fuck is it where is it oh it can spawn on this table too I don't think
I don't think I've ever seen that, okay.
250, 70, oh, three.
Come on, come on.
Yep.
I'm sorry because I was up there watching him.
Brother Elb, big 67, thank you.
What up, ghettos?
I'm doing hack on TV. This game is not hacking, so no.
Yellow. Yeah, we take yellow. We take yellow.
Look at your snack.
Ooh, banger! Banger, banger, banger!
Foxy, it's 20 minutes, I've seen a World Cup bracket, Sweden's over, yeah, we're meeting
friends, right?
Hey, you!
Fuck!
It's fine.
These things haven't started yet. They start ten minutes over, I believe, unless Nightmare
Mode changes it.
Can you unmark this game then? Thank you.
Alright, uh, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, no blood, no nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Is my game actually too dark? Where's that bedroom?
I feel like it might be. Can you up the brightness in this game?
Maybe in the main menu.
Hmm.
nothing here nothing here shadows off you need shadows aren't off right no
they're mid they're mid
we're good Francis Vendell Prichard what a name thanks Francis thank you
So as long as you're a pushover not for not abandoning these one I'm a pushover not but I did abandon it
So I'm not a pushover
Only off on shadows changes it
it, come to Lulio if you ask me.
Laptop in hallway, yeah I already reported it, that's why I got one score there.
long arms elevator without Peter back long equals arms elevator no gun no
nothing laptop here we had that shit
nothing here we kind of know where most things are when they spawn so it just
goes quicker and quicker to cycle them
Yeah, I'm Neb2, thanks 25.
Abucal73, thank you dude, I'm no right.
Walking ads.
Nothing here. I've already reported that.
All good. Nothing here.
Nothing here. Nothing here.
Nothing here.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, my camera needs to lower a bit. Sorry. There we go.
I forgot.
Nothing here, nothing here, nothing nothing nothing here, nothing nothing here, nothing
here.
Sorry for what?
My daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
That's classic.
Nothing more is going to spawn yet, but we'll just check real quick.
Hey buddy, I think you have the wrong door, that other club's two bucks down.
Fuck you, now fuck you leather man.
Why'd you get out of that jabroni outfit?
That's all I got.
Show you was the boss of this gym.
Did I reword to gotcha?
No!
It just struck my head now when I read the comments.
Add?
Add what?
Fuck me!
Not get far.
Oh shit, it's open.
It's open, and I'm open.
Go long chat. I'm throwing. I am throwing.
Yesterday's two-man in a boat discussion was wild.
I think it's an important, valid discussion for society.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Nothing?
Nothing.
Nothing. Wow. That's already reported.
All the streamers are insane, dude. It's only a matter of time before we snap.
I should say, oh, a package. Nice.
You know what? I'll send that to Lotus.
Nice.
Damn, you do get a lot of money for that.
And the more money we have, the quicker we can get the upgrade,
and the quicker we get the upgrade, the longer we can stay alive.
Speaking of, my code has changed.
Can't you see? You can totally see the code from here.
44524.
You watch the stream, we complete 95 hours of speed, we're like five hours of sleep.
Fucking hell.
That does not sound too healthy.
What game was it? Was it... no, Bolton Kytos is longer.
Bolton Kytos...
Oh, Elven Ring.
Thank you, Esadino.
Uh, Rony Marsh, but I'm selling my average flow, Suthon again.
Thank you, guys.
No window open, nothing like that.
Let's check for Noir.
When am I doing that speedrun?
I'm not.
I think we just got the package.
2A, oh man why so far down, fuck.
How much time did we have for the package?
20 minutes.
Okay, 11.06.
Roger that.
That's open again. Noice. She's a shade access point.
Let's go for the package then.
What do I recommend Lord of the Rings Golem? Emotes pack for $149.
Why the fuck does that have an Emotes pack anyways?
Is nightmare mode more difficult to change the story?
I believe it has a different ending.
Yeah, Baroni might have happened later.
Let's ask.
I said I'm down.
I'm sure Sal is down.
see the handcrafted golem animations yeah who doesn't want to see that
I'm bringing it at the bullet the apricot strawberry taste
Got it.
Is that an ad?
No, I am not required to drink red bull on the stream now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the blue can, yeah.
Where's the gun, oh yeah, shit.
Oh, what, I have a hacked cam, no way.
What can fix it then?
What, wait, it's not hacked.
What?
I'm confused.
Hey, you!
Hey, whatever.
The client received the package. Well done.
UAV online.
Now explain how that flavor is your favorite flavor in ten words or more.
It's not.
It's not my favorite flavor.
It's too hot for coffee today, man, you know?
And then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have a ribble taste that I haven't had before.
And it's pretty good, but sweet.
For my taste?
But it's good.
16 10 maybe
what? Yeah, I played it. It's alright.
Fuck, now my timer's off. How long did I talk to Mika? Five seconds?
Fuck, yeah, I knew it! Mika!
I probably went out like three, two, three seconds too early.
How dare she interrupt my gaming session.
interrupts my gaming session. 46698.
fix it I wonder if noir will kill me here because I got the unlucky spawn of
spawning right as I sit down at the PC what I have red signal now fuck off it
was yellow
How did it switch so quickly?
Wait, I'm already 20 minutes into this run almost, what the hell?
Why did it pause for like 5 seconds?
Thank you toot to me.
I'm glad you like him.
Toot to me.
Toot to me.
What up
Hey this room hey you
I could send that to the Lotus but I'm trying one package Lotus early is nice
now let's try to hit the quota but I have red signals it takes forever I
I should like go and change that to be honest. It's so bad to have.
No this is day two of dead signal, right? Yeah, pretty sure it is.
I need to fix that red signal it's so bad compared to yellow well don't just say
you need to fix it fucking
I
Why
Yeah, I got too close to him
Fucking bullshit
Well to be fair we had a shitty ass signal there anyways like dude it switched to red almost immediately
Oh, not immediately, but very early.
HOOOOOOT!
Ginty, thanks for watching, my TV's burning, yep, it has been for a while.
I'm doing my, my, pleasure's lamp.
Hey, you!
99091.
What?
Where the hell did it spawn now?
Oh, here.
Yellow? Any green?
Let me just make sure green won't be on the other side then.
No, it won't. Okay.
You know what, we'll take yellow over here.
Yeah, I was on the other side. Gimmicks are the only thing that kills you in this.
9-90-91.
That's a lot of nines.
991
Did I go again? I guess I got too close to him there. I should have just stood by the couch. It would have been fine
Oh shit
Hey, you.
That report will do, keep em' comin'.
Come on. Lock the fuck in.
Put this shit in the bag and move on to Baroni.
La la la la.
Nothing.
There's x32
Poushk
I already did this one
Hello Ronald
What a stupid fucking A-Bettis
No body here.
Nobody.
Perhaps some of the greatest nobody of them all.
Oh, he's the biggest, biggest, biggest nobody of them all.
Gotta get on the Kingdom Hearts quotes, man.
I gotta practice them.
Kingdom Hearts Marathon when?
I mean, it would be a vibe to replay like the first one.
I know now that Kingdom Hearts is light.
Thank you, Karela, for the $55.
Hello!
When Kingdom Hearts IV comes out?
Yeah, but I have no, like, interest to play Kingdom Hearts 4, or 3.
Really?
Wait, washing room? Which washing room?
Oh, there's a bag here.
How is being washed like a bad thing? Wouldn't that be good? Or maybe it means that you're
not locking in because you're spending time like showering and stuff, and therefore you're
washed and bad.
Got that bag already.
What am I looking for security cameras, suspicious packages, weapons, wallets, money, laptops,
tablets, phones, keys, suspicious people, the things you got to report in this game, they're
They're not like very hidden.
Because this game has a lot of other mechanics going for it, so...
nine four three eight one
still on yellow signal we take that it's all right well they can be hidden
packages like our sus packages here or in the vents you can see can be a laptop
or tablet here could be something on top of there could be a suspicious guy
here some of the one of these could be open then it's an access point like you
got to look for open doors or windows there can be bodies or limbs you got a
report this room is normal believe it or not they could be a dead guy over here
I've seen it could be C4 on the pillars
Now you also have to deliver these packages seven C we got to go all right
Let's find it one more to report. Okay, we got to repair this
Yeah, there's always a bag in that bedroom, yeah
So basically the further in you get in this game, you have to survive till 6am, you see
top right at the time.
The further in you get, the more intense it becomes with the killers coming after you.
So there's a bunch of different mechanics you gotta know.
And sometimes you will just die to bullshit, like there's nothing you can do about it,
it's just dead.
Just reset.
Wait, was there a package here on their Chayumine?
I don't think I've ever seen that.
45 minutes I have, so 11.15.
We can chill with this package quite hard.
No, my PB survived, I've survived for like 50 minutes, a full run is like 2 hours.
two hours I believe. But I had a good run that died very unluckily. There's a sniper
spawned right as I left my apartment and then he just insta-kills you and you won't even
see it. There's nothing you can do, you just die. And the odds of that happening is low
but it can happen and it did yesterday. You also have a 1% chance of dying in the elevator
obviously which is great it's never happened to me yet but it will I'm sure
probably today and if it does I'll give ten subs
hey damn on us
Oh, yeah, there is a bag here now.
That's a suspicious bag.
Let's see if this works.
Three out of four, maybe?
Nice!
Yeah!
Yo!
Nice catch, dude.
Nice catch, dude
That's an item I wasn't actually aware about flag 1 29 as long as hell thank you dude. Thank you
If we could get one more and then we go get the- oh here, here, we have a...
Let's do Lutus high value.
Hey, you.
Let me see if she just liked that.
Yeah, she did like that.
Fuck, dude, I forgot to check where the package goes.
Oh, moron.
I am moron?
7C, alright.
Hey, you!
Now I'm gonna bring this with me in case I find a red signal on- or a green signal on 7C.
It's always good. Well, what I appreciate...
Am I jortzing today? No, I'm not.
Well, thank you, Matrix.
I
Try things 45
And the aka 11 just some sock 27 get out the nickel things 6 3
When my root of corn games
What the fuck
So, basically, I'm pulling a lever up here on the roof that speeds up the elevator, but
there's a 1% chance of the elevator killing you.
Great mechanic.
I haven't died to it yet.
here. Reds, okay. In that case we could probably just bring it back up because we
have yellow outside our apartments.
8707 8707
8707
We got those cards already.
Okay, turn the scan real quick.
Check for an OR before I repair this.
No sniper?
No.
Are all these games connected?
Yeah, pretty much.
They're like in the same universe, and like, the killers are like the same.
You got top 1% on R&G, though?
No way, dude.
I call hacks.
you got top 7% care by single roll while everything else was common damn single digit
Open window.
Good.
Fuck, my signal's weak now.
The moment we get, we also have to report a high value to Lotus.
Our cameras don't die.
Coge has changed.
52263.
C4 here, it's a C4 right on that there, first time we actually catch one since I started
nightmare mode was that sniper yep hey you move your fucking sights
yeah welcome to the game three is like 16th of July or something Jack food
Thanks 42 fobs 26 cousin. Thanks 69. Yeah, I like the 11
Why are they trying to kill you because you work for like this rival company, I believe it is something like that
Yeah, I'm main characters of especially doesn't close the curtains for some reason
It is what it is
Hey, you!
Package. Let's file that to Luthers just so our cameras don't get fucked. We also get
get extra money obviously. Check for Noir.
There's your educated monkey as well. Thank you.
We have a package to do 10 to see 45 minutes.
Okay.
10 to see is a good one.
Then we can also fix our signal.
But first get more.
We want to get more before we leave,
because we only have two out of five, three with a package.
That's going to take way too long to repair.
So I'm gonna skip it.
Uh, body part here.
outside
Good
Package here did I send this package already is that the same one I sent before I
Actually don't remember
About to find out though. Best thing we can do is test it.
That report's not it. Yeah, we've already reported that one. Sometimes it's hard to keep track, man.
Hey, you!
one more report than we're safe for this quota
as long as we do the package
This town's finished. There's another package here, reported. 10C. Code just changed, but
We're leaving.
Doesn't work, Crows. You have to hold space.
Tennessee.
I'm going to check if I have a dead signal also.
That's it. Come closer.
Don't.
here's a co has changed make sure I don't have a dead signal here I don't think I do
do, but no, we're connected.
Hopefully we get at least a yellow mark here.
Oh shit.
Very good.
Okay.
Every time someone posts Zoltan, I just read the message in Co's voice.
You listen to femois because you don't want to die, I listen to femois because I'm a
submissive bottom, we're not the same.
seven eight seven one
Hey you
Fuck
All right, we have our quota, but now shit is getting difficult because we're about to hit midnight
I feel like noir, male noir is gonna be in here very soon.
You got bottom 1% on RNG, don't give a chat.
Look at that, because we have green connection we can fix this like immediately.
2650.
Yes, we did against France, dude.
I finished Welcome to the Game 1 and Cyberrat, I finished also, got the God Gamer achievement.
Now we're working on nightmare mode dead signal.
AHHHHHHH
The real scary part of this game we actually haven't seen yet, because it happens a bit later.
But that's where shit is really intense.
The roof? No, actually not the roof. The roof is tense, but it is not the roof.
I won't spoil it, because we are gonna get there.
But we haven't seen the scariest mechanic yet.
Yeah, Correll.
That's by far the scariest mechanic in this game, I think.
Do I have a steamedick?
I do, yeah.
I love it.
Don't run in case no one's around.
Noir is here.
We're looking...
Oh, C4 here.
Noir is...
Dude, I know Male Noir is going to be in here any moment.
I have the feeling.
Code change.
150.62.
We're going to need a lot more quotas.
camera in a men's restroom. What you're doing in this game is illegal activities, so. How
much money do I need? 150 I need to get one of the two really good upgrades.
Oh fuck here we go
Don't want to report that no that's they'll talk oh he is the
He's part of the scariest, like, mechanic.
Now, we haven't seen it on nightmare mode.
For those who've seen playthroughs of this,
they probably know what I mean. There's a body here.
Shit. Shit.
is the scariest mechanic when the main character realizes he's controlled by you and falls
Listen to despair, can't despair.
Fuck.
Package 3A.
One more report and we go get it.
a phone here. Wait, how long did I have for this package? 45 minutes in... okay, so it's
on the dot, 1am. We don't need to do that package now then, just wait, because we might
I get a dead signal event.
Fuck, I have a red signal now.
Ass.
Where did I put my don't get?
Was it on 10th floor, right? I think so.
We have to fix it because we can't stay on red, but we only fix it when we deliver a package.
Or fix that signal. Preferably all the same package here.
We need to fix that hallway lamp too, but I'm not doing it now, there's no way the breather
comes within the next hour, so...
Hello chat, how we doing? Yeah working on that signal
I'm going to go back to the room.
Him or Anonine?
Package.
Okay.
Weesh.
Okay, we sh-
Was that in game?
I'm waiting for a dead signal event, I swear it should happen soon.
The package we gotta do is 3A.
Remember that, 3A.
We should probably go soon.
change.
Hey, you.
We should do the package.
We should do the package.
We should definitely do the package now.
Okay, 64179.
So check for dead signal.
Get the package.
Check for that signal. Get the package.
Go to ten, pick up the dongle, go to three.
Deliver the package.
It's like I fucking bullshit it again!
Why can that happen?
Oh, that's so dumb. It's so dumb, dude.
Dude, I...
Oh...
Why can't that happen?
Maybe I should have waited until I left for it.
Why is he there?
So what happens there is that's happened twice now.
What happens is he spawns with a sniper rifle right as I leave my apartment.
Which means I just insta-die.
It's really dumb, man.
Bye, it's alright.
I think I gotta linger, I don't know.
Okay, new.
Yeah, keep door open to check laser and close it when the elevators arrive.
Yeah, something like that.
something like that yeah yeah walk out backwards and check room well the thing
is you have to close the door though but you're Randall day's cool yeah the thing
about sniper lucas is he can spawn I'm not sure he has such a set timer so two
of my runs that made it to 40 minutes died the same way that
02868 was that green holy fucking riot I do have to open
bathroom door but not right now actually I can do it now because nothing's gonna
spawn now anyways
so yeah I just that that that sniper kill man dude it the best thing you can do I
guess is just wait but that means I would miss the package though
Unless, well, he can't spawn, he can't spawn with a sniper rifle when you've already closed
the door, right?
Because that would be extremely unfair.
So you just gotta look back as you close the door to make sure there is no rifle.
I-I guess that's what we'll do and see if it works.
Fuck. That was a good run, too.
I had quite a bit of money. I could-I could almost afford the upgrade, and we were good on the quota.
Anyways.
All good? No sweat?
We just gotta learn and adapt?
I'm not adapting to that one, that's a package on the right side.
Plus one.
Yo, what up, Super and Hope you're well, brother.
Dude, I gotta do my RNG though on my like Instagram story tomorrow since I'll be
installing for the concert. Gotta do them every day, man. Can't slack.
Improvise, adapt, and over oats. Exactly. Exactly.
Time to get another flu. Uh, surely not, right?
Hey, you! Come on, give me some high value items I can send to Lotus.
That package is already done on the right side.
Thank you, Gemfina, for the 109!
Thank you!
And Jackal for one of my...
Here's another enjoyment tax.
Yo, thank you.
You haven't had this for so long, man.
I'm honored.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, how did the Ingerloon game go yesterday?
What was it yesterday, yeah?
I won, okay.
Come on, England!
Do not trust a jellyfish. A jellyfish. I saw you die to an octopus. Thank you, Salva
the raid. I'll bet I get streamed, brother.
That's a wallet. You know what? Let's report that to Lotus for some early money.
Thank you. You get so much reporting to her. That's crazy.
I just lost a run that was 40 minutes in to bullshit hit man again
Yeah, yeah
But I'm gonna be extra careful when I leave the apartment this time to make sure there's no laser
What a nightmare, good thing it wasn't four hours. Yours was closer to five hours actually. It was like 450.
Just letting you know.
Oh, Angerland, oh, eight, five, yeah, yeah, five, yeah, five.
That's the wallet that I already reported, right?
That'll be useless. Yeah, yeah, it's gone.
No, Doug, yeah, I don't think so. I'm not even sure Fawcyn has played these games.
And if he did, I feel like he flushed him.
your Lord of Us was two of the Giants, El Classico.
I'll repair this shit.
I never read the best rules.
It sounds like I keep missing them.
them. There's a tablet here. Right there. I should point out the items that I'm seeing.
Yeah, Hilly. Right now, Andre has my Lord Vessel, 75k. Oh, shit, he has a Lord Vessel.
That's cool though. You could just kill him to get it. I mean, just kill Andre.
is that an access point to the right or was it always like this now useless he
says by me he says
you can use other blacksmith salad the one with a distalad microphone
bommos I am not no you cons are you definitely shouldn't kill Andre but
you could just kill Andre and then get like Black Knight Hobbit or something
or crystal package it is a high value fucking you know I'm gonna
gonna YOLO and send it to Lutus. We have 34 coins already. Now we gotta send the
rest to shade as long as we find some shit.
Alright, Zalad, yeah, I also ran today, dude. Let's go, man. The 28 degree run. It's
really not to 28 degrees is kind of I mean it's it's really hot for Sweden but
it's kind of fine
oh credit cards oh dude you know what fuck it I'm gonna do this again I'm
gonna send another high value very greedy I'm at 43 coins already okay we
gotta stop sending to Luthers now because we need we definitely need some
quotas here
Did I finish DS1 random perma?
The first one, yeah, and then the second one, I died 22 bosses in, lol.
39790.
I'll call Geh.
Man I wanted to send her again, so greedy, but we can't do it, we have to hit the quota.
Uhhh, we don't have any package delivery yet.
Okay we gotta start looking for...
I should actually check that up.
I think Noir might spawn when the first hour is up.
Oh, Ingerloomd.
Oh, Ingerloomd.
There's the package delivery.
3A, I got 20 minutes.
Okay. Let's find one more report then we go and do it.
Del Taco spawns at like midnight.
Come on. One more thing, please.
There is no sound when the North Twins arrive, but that's why you will really want to get
150 coins up here because you can buy an upgrade that tells you when they spawn in your apartments.
So that's a game changer.
Who am I cheering for in Tekken Top 8?
I actually don't know who's in.
Is JDCR in?
I love JCR
He's out? Fuck.
Gun! Nice.
Alright, let's go deliver the package to 3A.
I don't need to check for hit man yet. It's too early in the run
Are slacks still in
Speed of things the 112 begat it city thinks it's a so hot air can I live in a rebel fridge? Yeah, sure if you're that tiny brother
The twins are those that slice you the twins are the ones with the white masks
And the guy can spawn in your apartment while the lady spawns outside the apartment.
How do you deal with the twins?
If the male noir spawns in your apartment, you gotta walk up to him but don't go too
close.
You shine your flashlight on his face and you turn around 10 seconds.
If you encounter the female noir in the apartment building, you walk up to her until she tilts
her head sideways.
Then you turn around and then she's gonna whisper in your ear, and then you gotta wait
for 10 seconds while not moving so that's how you that's how you beat them
but then you have like three other mechanics also with other killers also
So if noir spawns, don't sprint, they instantly kill you.
Which is why I'm not sprinting in the apartment later in the run.
Tablet here, hack that shit.
Okay, we should probably fix that light since it's over 11 p.m. and I feel like the breather
is gonna spawn soon.
Let's find one more report and then we send it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Yo, what up, this?
Suspicious case here, I think.
3, 9, 7, 9.
Is that not a, is that a high value, maybe?
Is that a high value? Maybe? I feel like that one's not there normally.
Oh it is, yeah, it's a high value one, okay.
Nice. Three out of five. Obviously we'll have a package to deliver to.
And we have 63 money already. Pretty good.
Now we gotta constantly... okay, code change, no noir.
6,500, 7.
the code on door for if they spawn through it spawn through the door I'm not sure what
What you mean?
Person on bed?
Yeah, I reported him while I reported peeping.
I was wondering how they get inside if you have a code on the door.
Yeah, they just do.
I mean, look at the breather.
He just open, tries to open the fucking door, kind of makes no sense, but, yeah.
Unless the law, he just disables the lock, I guess, yeah.
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
You have to push it back.
Why doesn't the sniper shoot you at your death?
He does, if you don't move, you die.
How is he still there?
Oh my God.
I waited for an eternity like 40 seconds
Yeah, mr. McLean, okay, he's gone
Do we have package to deliver not yet, okay
Okay, no breather, no money there, no package here, nothing there, nothing I see here, nothing
here.
Delivery how much 20 minutes 8 to be?
Well, this sniper just happened, so... surely I'm fine.
I
fuck I don't remember floor three something the rest is fine I'll find it
any lads tonight might maybe some Baroni we'll see I know lepo was down
Saddle's probably down which I'll see I really want a Baroni dude that game is
fun as hell. Del Taco is not activated yet. Wait, was it 8B? Was it 8? Oh, why? I'm mixed
up with the previous package, I guess, or one of the previous. Yep, thanks.
Is it over?
Might be over.
fucking noir probably spawned as I sat down didn't you no yeah yeah it's all good it's
chillin? We're chillin? Been swimming in ship?
Fuck that fucking jump scare!
Oh, yo.
No, yesterday I swam.
Can I excited?
I'm going to try to swim definitely once a week.
There tends to be two times now.
It's just fun man.
Yeah swimming is so good dude it is very good for you.
here oh I have yellow signal you know what that's fine but we need to report a
high the next high value I find because otherwise she's gonna kill our cameras
do you swim in one of those have our bowler you have on the Sweden Finland
cruise ships what I don't even know what that is the answers probably no
I just have glasses. Swimming glasses.
I don't swim in the open water, fuck that.
I go to the local pool.
I ain't ever catching me swimming in the open water.
I
You're my fucking door is unlocked.
3, 2, 1, 8, 7.
Oh, yellow signal.
Oh, you're not saying no.
Nope, I call a gap.
the code protects you so the hitman doesn't come in and shoot you at the pc
so that would suck
That's in-game, right? Yeah. Sounds very real.
Here
Is a dude at EVO using a Nintendo Wii as a leverless?
And the console still works.
I love how she thinks the bed is there.
Wait, there was someone at the laundry?
Fuck missed it. All right, thanks
Your molten is like 28 29 here
There was a dude here? How the fuck did I miss that?
Bald!
Fuck.
Hey, you!
This is kind of bad
Looking moderately bald right now
Cuz I don't have too many quotas and apparently I missed the guy in the window so
It's not ripe but it's not looking good. I only have two autosix quotas and I have two cameras to fix
I need to fix that fucking light.
Oh, the breather shouldn't appear now, okay, well...
No pukage? Fuck, alright.
Oh, hi.
That's it. Come closer.
Don't.
Man.
God, Nautilus.
Okay, there is no sniper.
I cannot check more than that.
I'm gonna see...
What the fuck?
That is fucked up.
Dude, I even sprinted.
I fucking sprinted.
And he must have spawned right as I stopped sprinting.
We do have yellow outside our apartment, okay.
Hey, Ella, I finally watched all the Star Wars movies and the first ones were really
the best ones.
Yeah, so I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on
I'm not sure he needed to use it, he's probably force fed. Oh my god, shut up
Fuck, I just spat all of them on her nice
Well, we do have a package, but we have no idea where to bring it.
Looking a little bit rough right now.
I'm going to get you.
where does the package go 5c 45 minutes from then okay we got time with
package and we already picked it up find a quota points now
I haven't reported a high value in a while either, so she's gonna fuck my cameras up.
Oh, buddy, nice.
Oh my god, there's two things here.
Suspicious and opening.
That's really good, alright.
Come on.
If we deliver the package, we make this quota now.
We have no rush with it though.
If you overquote it, it carries over, so it is very nice to do it.
are we even on the quota or did I need one more
five okay um what time was it I have the package to deliver to get the last quota
point but
It was like 1247 shit where was the package going I don't remember
They are this yeah 5c how are you still there I've been down here in eternity dude
Yeah, you do for sure.
Now you gotta be done.
Okay.
I'm gonna go deliver the package, see if I make it.
I might not, but who cares.
please no please no
Not voting well.
Ah, unlucky. Well, it was a good run, but it's over.
I wouldn't fucking made it if he wasn't there, little shit.
You know what, I probably should have skipped the package and just try to find a quarter
point instead.
All good.
Yeah, I reported like a bunch of high value to the lady this because I wanted to get money.
Missed out.
I've yet to actually get one of the upgrades.
12 out of 34? Well, you have to remember that it doesn't mean you actually visually missed
34. Uh, reports still spawn even when you're hiding from the sniper and shit.
Open the door damn door
Eight four seven
Yep reset
Yeah, reset. I'm not gonna reset, I can't be bothered. I should have- oh, there it is.
Yeah, there is this. I know a few of them, but definitely not all.
I mean, sometimes you're like four or five points over the first quota. I think I've
been four points over which is so nice because then everything snowballs okay
we got yellow any green here yeah you have to pretty much always use the fast
elevator
There is jover 84746 here.
Is there anything cool in you here?
My birthday you zoo but thanks
No super secret hidden arm.
Lots of
This one sucks
Oh bad back the shit
No limbs, no mask, no C4, no blood all the way to the right, no body, no C4 on pillar
No body, no sus car, no criticards, no sus box, no sus bag, no hidden arm, nothing here,
nothing, no keys on top of there, no secret briefcase, nothing on this, nothing on that,
darkness, I don't think that one ever has an anomaly, I think it's only for the breather.
Brether, the- oh dog! Perro! Nice. Ah, is that a defensive? I've never seen the dog here before.
Una perro.
No secret in the vents.
No box there, nothing there. Nothing up there, no box there.
Okay, no secret item up there. No sky, nothing's open, nothing's open, nothing's open.
No secret mask, no limbs.
No C4, no bodies, no blood.
3 3 1 8 1 yep 3 3 1 8 1 3 3 1 8 1 3 3 1 8 1
Nothing out there, nothing here, nothing there, nothing here.
Oh hey, sus guy.
Yeah, I'll open it, it's fine.
They won't spawn now this early anyways.
Should be 4 out of 4.
We could go quite over this quota.
No secret money there.
Yeah, Matt is just doing his laundry while I'm reporting him.
Poor guy.
Mind if I roll knee?
I missed the old World of Warcraft days man.
Good shit.
mind if I roll weed? Vengo plate now? No, that time's passed me, brother. It's passed
me. What made a magical man was I'd never seen anything like it. Visited my friend,
friends home in school and he was like have you seen this game world of
Warcraft I was like holy shit I like other players and shit you just make
your you choose like what faction novice it's cool as fuck and then I played all
the way until Wrath of the Lich King and then I flushed well I did play Wrath of
the Lich King but I only fished I got all the achievements in fishing and then
flushed it. Oh, window open. Noice. Now I'm gonna go open the bathroom door.
Well I'll play Guild Wars 3. Probably not.
That report will do. Keep him coming. To be honest, I shouldn't send reports to
Lutus just for money I should send so she doesn't break the camera but you
don't need to do that now just try to go over the quote a lot I visited a
friend's home in school and he showed me TV I still wonder what the fuck's wrong
with him I never got hooked on TV I was a runescaper
There is a shop for upgrades, yeah.
I need 150 coins if I want to get the one that tells me when the war is in my apartment.
Uh, I still- oh yeah, code change.
9-11-7-8.
9-11.
9-Eleven.
Arm here, bottom right, right there.
Yeah, we're seven over quota now at room 4c. We have a package
But we have plenty of time to do it I think 45 minutes from then yeah, yeah, we can still get more stuff before we leave
I
Good eye, it's really just about knowing where shit spawns in advance
Do they actually like you have to look at the perfect angle and
Just know at this perfect moment an item will be here
But it's a big knowledge thing though, and then you kind of just scan the same way every
time.
It could be a C4 here, it could be blood all the way to the right, it could be a body
over there.
That arm is reported already.
Let's check for noir.
Is 4C the Easter egg?
i don't even remember the strike
could be a hidden arm out here to be keys up there
never see anything here the program that can be tablet there can be keys here
uh... to be boxes
to be credit cards wallets here to be a briefcase here
shotgun here
Keys and stuff here, weapons, bada-bing bada-boom.
It could be money by the duck's ass.
Oh, here's a tablet, for example.
Nice.
We're eighth out of four, nine with a package.
3 items on the roof in that room, 1 arm, 1 leg and a noir mask can spawn.
Speaking of noir, should probably start checking now.
Could be wallet, bag, backpack. I think there could be something on the left, too.
Did I finish the boat game? No, I haven't.
All right, we could go do the package. It was 4C, right? Yeah.
Could be money here behind the duck.
It could be a package there, window can be open, a guy can be staring, same here.
I could send it to Lotus. I probably should have sent it to Lotus. Next high value I
I gotta send to Lutus 9 out of 4
all right let's go do the package
when species are known are we there yet good question I don't know I haven't
I want to play Barone dude. I guess fun. I'll play 60 seconds. Yeah, I heard it
That's kind of like the boat game is like 60 seconds, but higher quality or whatever
I've seen the trailer for whale folly. I'm not unless it's wild
And I don't welcome to the game too, not done with it, but it needs practice, a lot of practice.
It's not high on the priority list.
Oh, Whalefold is a book?
Sniper and Hitman is the same person, yeah.
From all these type of games, you're considered dead signal the best one, yeah.
Dude! I had so many quotas, man! What the fuck?
I had so many quotas! I had like 10 quotas I think on the first night.
Hello, I love that black shirt you are wearing. Very different from your darker black ones.
Thank you. This is actually a night rain shirt. Night rain!
Now that has a 1% chance of happening.
Hey, you!
87619.
Oh, there's stairs you can take?
No.
We take those?
Oh
Is that keys dude I swear am I crazy there's only gear
Holy shit, that's actually an item that is wild. I've actually I've never seen those
you a gun right there
Yeah, Cyber Rat's so good.
I don't know if this test played Cyber Rat.
Yeah, a gun was reported in the kitchen, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is like an anomaly game.
It's a mix.
You don't really report anomalies, you just report like stuff, like limbs and dead people
and sus people and wallets and shit like that.
And dogs? Drew?
Yeah, this gun is already reported. I mean, I could report again, but...
Even before two can spawn like that...
Yeah, yeah, he says try harder.
You try harder, motherfucker.
Well, I play it as a black flag or skip.
I might give it a shot, it's not like there's anything else releasing.
But I haven't decided.
backpack right there
hey you
it do
so harrell's like six year anniversary
I hope you're just arriving at the heat.
We have like 28 here.
It's really not that bad.
Hope you had a good all the day, brother.
I went to Greece nice never been
is that something what is that
can't tell if that is something
no good
I haven't seen anything in a century.
Apakal, yeah.
Two seven eight, thirty minutes.
Okay, not too bad, not too bad at all.
We have a list of co-op games we've played with lads?
No.
I don't.
Hey, you.
We've played a few, but we have so many lined up in the Lads chat. Crazy amounts.
I don't think there's anything, but I'm going to send it anyways.
Come on, Inger Lund, Inger Lund.
slow, come on, lock in
I haven't found anything in forever, fuck
Not as good as previous run, I gotta say.
Oh, keys.
Kekies, kekies.
I miss the lyrics of 121, a bunju baguette, a punjival 38, thank you, duly, reban amelia,
thank you guys, reban 136 and duly, reban 107 and amelia tier 225, thank you.
I just want to win.
I'm not finding shit communities killing you it's not that humid here which is not
Humidity is worse than the heat.
Should probably check for noir
What up slide how'd it go survive the heat those keys I've done already but just to make sure we're on green anyways
nice slide oh so sky congrats brother
alright we got five out of four with a package oh yeah we got it to go to the
package 7 a 30 minutes yeah we should probably do 7 a package let's go
Nice solid, congrats dude.
How do you trigger the fast elevator?
On top of the roof, I'm gonna trigger it now.
Have I ever played FF14? Oh dude, I used to be super hooked on it.
That was like my biggest DJing face in my entire life.
I've- I've- my- my MMO days are past me, project.
I- I- I do not play MMOs anymore, I haven't for a long while.
When I'm in the retirement home, that's when I'll play them again.
48684.
48684.
Sit down.
48684.
Okay
We got a solid 7 at least.
Okay, fix that now.
48
48
Hey, you.
Yeah, the server room, there's like a dark thing up there, but I think it's normal.
here. I do believe it's normal. Did I read Wi-Fi?
Donboy thinks 67 months, Yagori thinks 9, Buyaka 44.
Thank you.
How was Baroni?
Yeah, it was great.
Great game.
I hope we played more today.
Let's see if the lad has said anything.
Nope.
body here, arm here, but I have red signal so it takes a century now to get
stuff. Yes, lad. No, this was here earlier, so he's definitely awake.
Yeah.
I remember just bad, it just became a toot easily, no I just don't have time to play
them and not really like the interest too much anymore.
I did report that already do it slide do it
wallet here I have to report that to Lotus
wait where did I put my dongle on floor 10
hey you
All right, we're reported one to Lotus. That's good. Very good.
We've got to get over this quota now.
Last time when you played with Lost Ark you spent over three and a half thousand hours
there just to be constantly bullied about not having enough money to spend on metagare
which is based on RNG around one percent.
Yeah, I've heard so about Lost Ark it's like a secondary job.
The game looks so cool, but people say it's just not worth it.
Oh, righty then.
I have over 2,000 hours in World of Warcraft.
Do you think Garfield Cart is a good replacement for WoW?
No.
Oh, what the fuck is a geologist sitting here?
We gotta get to floor 10 and fix that signal.
It's so bad.
but I'm not doing it unless I have a package.
Hey, you.
What's up, McGamon? I don't know you, Leppa.
I'm not I don't know if this is down yet
But I'm down
Slad is down
We be gaming come on them and down on body border, but a bit later at least
Like like eight or nine or something
One and a half, two hours.
Hey, you.
Hmm
Hey you
This said he's down lie
But I'm down in like two hours, so just want to get some grub first some grub Mississippi grind
I'm not fixing that camera not until I have a better signal
There's the package delivery. Here's a gun. How long do I have? 45 minutes, 5B. Okay,
we're definitely gonna have a dead signal before that. Brother Moe, what up?
So, backpack here.
There would definitely be a dead signal that I could do at the same time as picking up
this package.
I don't know, lyrics, obviously.
What the- someone's taking a bath, I've never seen that, because I'm not washed.
40 seconds, about, okay, we'll do 26-30.
If you go with a laser, as you die, yeah, it's over.
Yo what up Scarlet?
Man, Scarlet was a cool Mortal Kombat character.
Bobcrum cacti thanks 55, Nemzo thanks 46, Letba thanks the 118, Rob thanks 6-7 again.
Thank you.
Did you see the guy beating DS-1 with aggro enemies? I haven't seen the video but it popped up on my feet though.
It's really bad.
two cameras are down on fucking lucky oh six six five six there it is okay
Okay, where's the package going?
Five B.
And I gotta visit ten.
5B, but go 10 first.
That's it.
Come closer.
Don't.
There.
That's how you're raised yes, Alan walk up to them until they look at you with a question mark, and they just turn around turn your back towards them
I finally have some work for the next two weeks, so I won't be on here as much
Thank you. Will you miss me Alihaha?
Sure
Shirley thank you guys dude you love what you're worth yellow you think there
could be a green on five maybe
No. Hopefully outside our apartment there is something good then.
Oh yeah!
Y'all, Log 6, tier 276, will you come play chameleon with us one day?
I'll never say never.
Oh, fuck off! There's not even a yellow here? Are you taking the piss?
Fucking unlucky.
Thank you Larza for the 3.76 that's crazy dude I'm missing two cameras also and I
don't know if I should just switch if I should just go to random floor and try
to find one it might not be worth it to do you at this point and just hope the
network switches and I get something better up here
fucking unlucky
Ella will miss me just like you will play that with laksa and a big group
Oh shit, there's two reports here and I have a red signal
There's an open window and a gun
And my fuck dude this takes too long to do
Fuck like this is such a fuck situation. I got fucked by the network
But, awww.
Hey, you.
Network shit, Sukur, dude.
Actually Megasukur of hell.
I mean, to be honest, I kind of have to find a green zone to repair those cameras.
Is it just over chat?
Is it?
Yes?
No, it's fucking not. It's over when I-
I'm dead. Yeah. I got fucking gimmicks.
Sometimes he does a really fast follow up and if you don't have full stamina you die.
Yeah we're gonna, yeah I mean instead of saying it just go and fucking do it maybe.
Oh fuck me.
Now if I don't talk always here, you know what whatever what I have to lose
Sometimes you just get fucked by the network. Oh hi
What's happening? I have a red signal on my network, so everything is super slow, and
I can barely repair the cameras.
Red? Well, this one's dead because of this. Like, it is over, I think. Oh, well. Yeah,
When I get back to the apartment, I'm probably dead.
Okay, I do have a yellow here.
Do I have a green anywhere?
Fuck it, I'll take the yellow, I guess.
Hey, you.
You think it's over chat?
There's no Pat Puck all day at least.
Oh, in nightmare, in the entire building there's one green spot, three at the rest of the red.
Oh shit, they're that rare.
Okay, thanks for letting me know.
I didn't know they were that rare.
I thought there was multiple ones, holy shit.
Yeah, so you definitely just take the yellow then.
You know what?
Go to Lutus so she doesn't,
so she doesn't ruin my cameras more now.
We are ahead on the quota.
Good.
Why does it look like a cat here in the middle, right? You see it.
Oh, maybe you don't because of bitrate.
Well, it is a cat! It looks weird.
Oh my god, I'm in shambles.
Do you have any fucking camera repairs, man?
It's a buff.
dude why is it always up sprawled I think most cameras are fixed now so
that's really good just relock back okay we have to fix the light now if I
I don't fuck I ah that's gonna be like a 50-second wait right here
I thought of the concert tomorrow, Queens of the Stone is my favorite band.
Oh yeah, let's go.
They have some great songs.
I haven't really listened to them too much, but they definitely have some great songs.
Serious, I have like 30 guns of organ, Lord Darden, to resell, TIG, I have like 71.
Yeah, sure, Jack.
Go for it.
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
Yeah, a week's takes 43.
I mean, they probably have a certain timer,
like every way of 40 seconds or something, I guess.
Well, let's see.
Is he gone?
Yeah, he's gone.
RNG does soon.
Yeah, 8C 30 minutes.
OK.
8C is a good floor.
I have to fix that liar, I'm gonna die to the breather.
Breather.
Oh, fuck you.
are you kidding me the line is a TV and the kitchen at lights can be turned off at
the server on oh yeah I used to have them off right in the start but then I
got too paranoid about noir so yeah you're probably right because I do end up
checking noir so often anyways at this point
yeah exactly won't change the routine yeah no it makes total sense it does
H-C-S-2.
This isn't all that wrong, I'm getting destroyed right now.
I'm gonna get sniped on the roof.
I'll die to something but it's good though I'm getting further and further
I didn't even so I held because I figured he would be there.
that was del taco dude
I believe this is PB by the way. No, I'm gonna die because I said that
package
I hate repairing cameras
pairing cameras
I saw something behind me, it was Yoshi walking around.
I'm so paranoid of Noir right now.
This is literally cat face.
I can't believe I just noticed it now.
It's straight up a cat face.
It's bud dude.
Like it's actually ass.
Fuck.
Yeah, this might be- I haven't had Sniper on the roof yet since I started.
my remote and I don't remember what I mean you have to hide but yeah it's gonna
be a rowdy roof for sure turn off the light
I have a package also I don't know where it goes yet
What killed me the most in this game, Sniper?
Hitman.
30 minutes. Okay, we're good. That's a good package. I'm checking war immediately. I haven't
seen them in here in forever. And now Yoshi is barking like crazy because he's seeing
some grass move in the distance. We need a lot more quota points. A lot more. I can
Oh my god, he's going apeshits.
And it was at 3630 minutes.
Okay, 206.
I should probably go and deliver this package.
Fuck off.
Yeah, there he is.
Oh my god, he's going mega apeshit.
true, true, true, is it mainly audio cues learned killers?
No, it's actually just visual cues.
There is an audio cue whistling when Del Taco is trying to break in.
Breather? No, you have to catch breather on the camera. You can hear him? There's a lamp
that breaks but you only hear it like when you leave the PC. Apparently.
It's not looking good.
I'll tell you that much.
It ain't looking good.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, these games are intense.
The further in you get, the worse it gets.
I need fucking eight more.
Diabolical
Fuck they changed what?
I'm sorry.
Fuck!
43!
Yeah, this should be quite a bit shorter, yeah.
Who's that?
Yeah, you can um, no it's all good jacks all good man
Uh, you can, like, pin notes on steam. That's why you see them bottom left there.
I need so many clothes
And I haven't sent anything to load us in a while.
Shit, we have a- we need 150 coins for the upgrade.
Aw fuck off!
Yeah, it's over. We're gonna miss the quota here.
And we got red Wi-Fi, yeah.
It is fucking ogre
I
Damn we found a quick yellow though
Are you kidding me?
Oh fucking bullshit mechanic. Why is this a thing?
So dumb
Well, that was a huge PB though, was that like 2 a.m. Was I was I at 2 a.m. Oh
We probably would have failed Dakota anyways, but still.
I was past 2am, damn, okay?
Not bad then, not bad.
I was close to 3am.
Really not bad.
It might not have been there, Dakota.
For people who don't know, there's a 1% chance of that happening.
Yeah, it's 1%. I don't know.
Basically, on top of the roof, you can activate a lever
that removes the safety on the elevator, but it makes the elevator go way quicker
to the floors.
And you basically need to do it on the hardest difficulty, or you're fucked.
Like, you won't have enough time.
Is it 10% online there? I haven't seen that.
On the Vicky is as one person I think
And like without it
It's one person on I'm area. I've had it twice today
I'm gonna let the dog out. I don't need to go buffer
Fuck fuck. Well to be honest huge progress though
Um, um, wait, move the door code.
Move the door code to the bottom corner, bottom right.
Move the door code?
Yeah, but you say move the door code to bottom right
Let me see what you mean hold up
You mean move my notes my steam notes
Oh no, move camera so you see door code in bottom right.
I think I know what you mean. Let me see.
What up, green fever?
So you sit down.
Oh, you mean like this?
Yeah, you save yourself from underwater kill with this, yeah, if you're unlucky, yeah.
That's actually really nice.
So you don't die to a bullshit noir death that spawns the moment you, yeah.
Let's see if I saw this correctly.
Close the door.
cool. No, it's just a minor time save. Basically, if you need to check the door code, don't zoom in like this. Just sit down.
You sit down, and instead of zooming in, you can just see it if you do this.
I mean, you can see it here too. You don't need to move it bottom right, but it makes it a bit easier to see it here.
And, uh, yeah, you can make it, so Noir doesn't bullshit kill you, I guess.
Okay, I gotta go ball for him.
We gotta go again, that was so good.
If Noir is in room when you sit down and look at monitor, he has a percent chance to trigger an immediate kill.
Oh, but he does not kill if you just sit down.
Wait, that's a percent chance of happening? Cool.
Huh.
Yeah, so then you can avoid that that's actually really nice
So it's it's it's a time save and a safety measure, which is nice
Let me go ball from all up
Are you in a gamma?
I am actually gonna be myself, but gamma is more important
I
Yes, it's time!
We're RNG-doll.
Oh, really, though?
Thank you.
I'll check it.
Now, soup meat is the eighth, and I rolled chav, and I rolled RNG-doll today.
I don't...
Yeah, people have...
I haven't rolled mine.
But I'm rolling mine right now.
Oh, okay.
Oakvale will take me home.
Come on!
This is the one!
Remember Chateau La Posse's pants down all the way to P.
everyone this is the one watch five four three two one two five nine one two
seven that looks ass that looks ass
Hey you!
Ah!
Fucking hell!
That is the worst role I have ever done!
Oh my god.
I am never fucking lucky!
I bought him 20!
But it only gave me 87 dude, thank you!
Is anything even worth it anymore? What's the point of going on?
Launch it! It's a private, dude! Thank you!
F***ing BOTTOM 20%
What a joke
Oh well, whatever
Whatever
Oh
Where did that enemy come from?
Yeah
Yeah, all right today. Yeah, fuck off man. You guys are fucking cheating us where there's no way you get these
Numbers look get
There's no way I don't believe it
It's fucking rigs
It's so rigged. It's so rigged. It's insane. Man, I can't wait till tomorrow.
Tight up the A.
Hello, an edge hard together and erase the world.
Wow.
Wow.
Haaah.
Fuck.
You got bottom 5%?
What did you get, salad, like top 50 or something?
It's so boo shit, brother, boo shit.
Bottom 1%?
I mean, that's kinda cool though, you know?
Like, this is just me, I gotta ask.
Look at this shit.
Where do I make a poem?
I don't even know.
I don't even care I don't care fuck this fucking game is all right you got top 22
fucking hey I think we do the last one until lads maybe I said around 8 a 30
So
We also have the fishing game let's try one more from time because I was up late watching
Classic English like 39 yeah, I'm adding everyone who adds me
Yeah, this is joining today
Soon salads Dark Souls death counter is gonna be an RNG tol number
It's a real- Final run today. Any horror plan? Well, we're doing Baroni, which is not horror.
Well, it can't be kind of horror, I guess.
Fucking Tautus and shit.
What class would I play in Barone? I don't know. We need to have a good mix.
A good mix, mix, world, mix.
394...
Is that 0...
2 or 8-2?
394, 0-2.
394, 0-2.
I'm just gonna check it, just to...
394, 0-2.
Get close to fucking door
Yeah, it's a zero nice three nine four zero two forgot this
Right could there be a green here
And you want to roll is better than me is cheating.
knows it.
I'm thinking what class I should play in Baronee.
I feel like this is going to play the healer.
I feel like he is.
Hey, you.
Sleepy Kea makes for the 6 year anniversary.
Thank you.
This will be succubus. Yeah. A little goonery is.
Buh.
I'm not finding anything right now.
hacker get me I finished cyber rat cyber equals rats
15 minutes and nothing I mean I most definitely miss some stuff I guess I mean I guess you
Oh yeah, I'm not catching ship.
Even scanning quite a bit, but I'm just not seeing anything.
Is it actually over?
So we made it to 2.30 a.m. It was only three and a half hours left which goes by quite
quickly says there's constantly shit going on but where is all the reports
move reminder I'm not live tomorrow I'm gonna stall come to see system of a
down. Yay! But I will do my RNG doll on my Instagram story. Fuck it. You can't go a day
without RNG doll. You gotta roll no matter what. Borrow a friend's PC, steal McDonald's
Wi-Fi?
Whatever you gotta do, you know
Dude am I just like
Is there just nothing going on on these cameras? Am I crazy? I'm not seeing anything
And we're at 23
Am I
your brother's fiance is also going to that show yeah yeah I got asked last week
just like hey you want to go fuck yeah might be the last time see him you know
I don't know I did to be fair I didn't even know they were touring I thought they
like stopped a long time ago
650 53 oh oops there we go
hey you
and not a single report was done today I guess oh yes finally anymore yes
Finally, okay, and the camera fucking broke. Are you kidding me?
Repair it, maybe
How many subs do I have to give 20?
Baronee
Baronee Baronee
What show am I watching right now I'm watching Twin Peaks for the first time I love it. I love it
I'm also watching from which has a season finale now
Oh, yo, is she farted?
I haven't done that since I was in like early school.
Wonder what my best card I had was, I don't remember.
That has to be a five minute old account, right?
It has to be.
It is, yeah.
Someone's alt account
Wow, this is a shitty start
I'm not even at 4 out of 4 in hours almost up.
I don't even think I have a package delivery.
Oh, I don't.
It's probably the worst start I've ever had.
I'm not finding anything.
Hey Yoshi.
Whoa.
What?
I don't know if I'm blind or unlucky or something.
I'm going to lose on the first hour.
I will actually loose on the first hour.
That's amazing.
I'm not seeing anything!
This is a violation!
Ah, nice package delivery. I'm not moving from the spot.
How am I at 3 out of 4? I'm gonna lose on the first hour.
It is embarrassing.
It's actually over.
Is it time to retire?
Is there a wallet in the bedroom?
Oh, yeah, she's right.
You are correct.
On the table.
I gotta sit down again.
I can't stand up and play this.
How's the package?
45 minutes, 10A.
Okay, we're good.
That's a really good package situation.
C4.
Sus right here.
be five out of four at least nice good shit it's not ten out of four or nine
or whatever I had that previous run but hey it is something it is something
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm not sure what that means.
Bah.
I
Had no option to spawn now I should probably check him
Oh
Yo, Raven, how's everybody all good dude all good
Sided to do some burrone later. There's blood here. I like that
Uh, going to a concert tomorrow. Package here.
We should probably do this, uh, package now. Ten a, uh, let's go.
Yeah, you'll see me remove the elevator safety now.
That's what killed my PB.
percent chance of happening.
So this right here is the elevator safety.
You pull it, the elevator speeds up immensely, but there's a one percent chance it crashes
and kills your run.
My PB?
I made it to, uh, what was it, 2.30 am?
Oh
My nice move me is something cute
Hey, you!
It's a risky run, but fuck it.
4-20-11.
I did the package, you're not going to tell me about it?
I didn't miss it.
Oh, there we go.
You just fell all the way down back into the bug?
Yeah, I've been there done that.
That was a shitty run.
Fishing game?
I mean we could play fishing game until lads, we could.
It's fun.
Yeah, I got sniped.
To be honest, I feel like I just got to the PC and I got sniped super quickly, but I
I must have sat longer than I thought.
Fish came, yeah, it's really good.
Yeah, we could do it, fuck it. Why not?
Another victim.
Might as well.
60 seconds to yeah, we'll beat this one first should be easy right
Thank you.
I'm gonna go mid-right.
We can do this.
We can do that.
Yeah, this game is like 60 seconds.
It's very good.
Yeah, these games are multiple endings for sure.
Yeah, these games are multiple endings for sure
Okay, we have harpoon gun there a lot of juicy stuff here, there's also the fishing
That's really good.
Umbrella.
Okay, let's go.
Man, the map is fucking useless. Why am I even looting it?
Caps! Come here!
Fuck it's good! Fish!
Scuba! Scuba!
Do I need a friend? Fuck it!
Come here Laurel, I'll try you again.
I'll try laurail.
Alright laurail, you're happy?
You know what? I'm gonna do some fishing. I got nine baits so we're pretty good.
But I complete that signal. No, I made it to 2.30am though, over an hour into the run,
and then I died to 1% chance death. It was sick. It was great.
Oh fuck off.
Oh it's lives by timer. Oh shit, thank you for removing it.
seaweed? What is his luck?
I'm never lucky anywhere.
All right, we had a calm night. Well, that's good at least
We're gonna need to stock up on food badly just get as much food as possible
Crab sure
Oh yeah, it's a gift 20 also.
It's cool. End of day, fuck it.
I think we go left...
...here.
I didn't beat that signal, but I got far though. I had a huge PB today.
But then I died to the 1% chance of dying things, so...
What can you do?
Well, we're stocking up on food like crazy.
It's very important for energy.
And the shoe, nice.
You missed 10 subs? No, I haven't gifted them yet, I'm gonna do it.
The elevator yeah, I died twice to the 1% chance elevator today and one of the both one of the runs was the furthest I've ever been
He's fucking rigged I tell oh shit do I have anchor I'm unprepared
I did not sleep very well. How hungry are you? Oh, you have support improves eating efficiency. Oh
That's what she does. You know what?
Fuck yeah, I
Tried seasoning today's ration with sea salt and calab. It should be more nitrous this way right? I think we saw that yesterday
Nice
I'll eat too, and then I'll go bed
I
Duration is not an issue in this it's only food
I'm stalking up water as soon as possible
Did I say water?
I mean food.
Drink your own piss for infinite hydration?
That's the thing though, right?
You know the discussion we had yesterday?
Like two dudes being stuck like this?
They could just live infinitely.
In it?
I can't sleep well
Choose an item what can I use a bucket all right?
Yeah, that made me sleep well okay
Yes
We're going to sea search
I'll spend the short time on the water so I have one more energy. She's lonely, so
Let's talk to her. Don't worry. I'm not seasick. I'm just emotionally wavy today
I
Respawn 25 shimmy shimmy puff puff shimmy shimmy whammo
If you talk to the person you take on with on the first day
They give you an item you missed oh really oh shit
oh she me she me puff puff she me she me
where will I need to add more one
percenters from that game dude oh yo
crate do you think Laurel can get this
Oh she has support fuck yeah
Laura can you get this?
Okay energy bars very good, and then we can fish some more
Did I today no no I did
How do two dudes keep each other alive exactly use your imagination brother it's just two dudes being bros
She's happy I mean we could we should just go see searching until we find shit at this point and then eat when she has her support thing
I hurt myself, but I found one food.
Noooor!
I don't even have a medkit!
Aw, fuck.
Next post.
It's like the princess of my to-dos.
No, I haven't thought about it.
She-me-she-me-puff-puff, she-me-she-me-wamble.
Well, I'm just gonna fix this.
Takes all my energy.
We're not survival in this shit.
I mean, we are four dudes.
Okay, let's not, let's pause.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, everything hurts. I need a med kit.
This ocean sure amasses a lot of weird things.
Last time I found a chest practically begging to be discovered by a treasure hunter.
I clearly discovered why it had to remain unopened for so long. What even is this place?
Why do the companies just have weapons on board? Were those necessary?
What were they expecting?
Maaan...
I have to eat one food...
What else? Like...
Oh shit, we gotta repair the boat. Jesus Christ, I almost forgot.
I'm fucking dead, aren't I?
Uh oh, not you.
Huh?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Saitisluelp, or think 65. Thank you.
Monkey. Oh, you got support? Yes.
Actually, all of them have really good abilities.
All right, I'm full food. That's fucking tight as hell. I guess we could write a message
I'm not sure what we are writing though
Okay, fuck whatever that's a medkit
Well, the reason I don't read these is because we've read most of them already.
I'll read it when there's something new happening.
We get better food with a lot of more food, Fred, but this Row improves your repairing
like crazy.
It costs way less energy.
You can even repair for free.
Like everything that costs energy costs too less energy.
So repairing is free, for example, as long as it's not under 35% it's very strong.
All of them are really good in their own way.
Yo, man, oh yeah, this game's sick.
And I didn't want to do another this thing wrong because we're going to lad some Baroni.
First of all, thanks 51 and Nick, thanks 7, um, Garf later?
No, Baroni later.
Alright, I'm going in!
Fuck sake.
Can I get a med kit?
Barone is a good but hard game. It is. Yeah, we played it one time before.
You know what? I'm going to send Laudal instead because I always go myself here.
Are you sure? Yeah, Laudal. Go ahead. I'm hurt.
this is joining for lads yeah okay what do we get
found lonely miniscule islands I started to wake up Laurel's Senate to explore
yeah it took her a while to get back from the boat so I was hoping she wouldn't
return empty-handed. I was right it's not much but it was definitely worth the
short trip. We do have a lot of food. Louder does not feel well. Oh fuck. Is
Baronia lords game? No, it's a lads game. Four players. One, two, four. Okay. We are
so good on food especially with her power also.
Oh, yeah, item final left side right I forgot
Hey, buddy you want some fish
There's a mod to make Barone have up to eight players, but it can get laggy leg game
Yeah, we're not gonna use in-game boys this time because it's me. I got delayed we realized
You're just taking a bite of fish when I said that.
Uh-oh, is she alright?
I feel sick.
You want duct tape?
Wait, why can I interact with a duct tape?
Yeah, what the fuck why was that an option?
Why the hell was that an option?
Minus one tape, that was a free repair.
It fixes everything.
It's so over.
Oh, I have fishnet!
At least we are super good on food.
good but again now thanks for to do this should be three food we get out of
this
streamer tries to fix a woman on stream uses duct tape SMH my head oh a seagull
I mean it's something cute at least yeah I mean true yeah sure is is the
method to find a flare gonna wait for the plane I have no idea I need a damn
mid-kit. I wonder why you can use the fishnet here. I feel like it's just gonna blow away
way like the fucking map. Probably. So I'm just gonna sleep. Doesn't this eagle usually
meet her close to land? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, we'll experiment. I was thinking that too.
probably gonna blow away but interesting man can you give me your
food buff I'm dying here
journal? it was hard for one to survive in the vast of the seas let alone two people
turns out two heads can solve an injury without proper tools duct tape doesn't promote healing
let's hope we don't perish from each other's ideas but unfortunately not I woke up at just
the right time to see a group of fish circling around the boat yeah the wind blew strongly
not letting me rest. My supplies could easily be damaged or swept away by the currents,
so I secured them with my net. I still needed to rearrange everything in the morning, but
nothing was damaged except for the net.
Ah, cock, cock, cock, cock.
From Season 4 Finale comes out today, oooooh.
Ah, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.
Oh, you again.
I have a flashlight.
Right.
Okay.
Same as the umbrella then.
Yeah, our boat isn't fucking shambles now. Sick. There's not that much in shambles.
I was also almost right on a rock in the distance, but I could even question it, I started hearing
this weirdly calming string melody.
Something is comforting how to be a trap, I thought I refused to listen by morning,
it was gone.
Maybe I thought I disliked its song.
Yeah, we have to fix bucket net scuba gear.
We have an energy bar for it.
How many days do you have to survive?
Um, well you have to, um...
Well you have to find a way to escape first.
Yo, well thanks for streaming while I'm working a noit shift.
Time's passing by easier.
Yeah, my pleasure, Snowbaix.
Good luck with your noit shift, dude.
Should have tape recorded its song.
Right.
Wait, I have two seagulls now.
What the hell?
Cool, I've never seen that.
Well, we need to definitely fix the bucket in this.
are very important and then we could fish a little bit she's bored let's talk
to her well if I don't make it could you take care of my plants for me please
Yeah, sure. Can you give me your food buffer? What?
Okay
This game is so pig it scratches. I had no idea I had like playing some old DOS game. Yeah. Oh, we had a calm night
Noice. Still not? Is it because she's unwell? I'm not getting it, probably.
Well, we're gonna fix the scuba. Now we have that done.
Okay, that's alright. Good thing we just fixed the bucket, or this would have been really bad.
Started playing Titan Quest again and my god is a great RPG. Oh, yeah, the old one. It's pretty cool. Yeah
We should repair the boats
Hey, you sixy go yo x26 dude that you over here
Nice.
No, not you, you little shit.
He's stealing my flashlight. The fishnet. Yeah, I tried this before it didn't work.
Motherfuckers stole my flashlight.
I'm scuba maxing. I might die who knows
Okay
Can I please have a medkit please
Oh my god my voice is Mika playing that I think she said she was gonna play that today
Oh shit the ghosts.
Blue, Berry, Banana, White, Josh is doing Hellmart, okay.
Hey there, yo, yo, at Omelette's moment, I'm unprepared, well we're not gonna have much
much energy next day? Probably one, I guess.
Two energy? Okay. Sure. Fuck it. Why not? Oh wait, she actually healed. What the hell?
Alright, feed her and then talk to her. Maybe we'll get the food buff soon. More birds,
more than Mary they say, right? Yeah, yeah, Larry's all right.
Can you give me the food bump?
But I beat that signal. No, but I got far and then I died to the 1% chance elevator.
Skill issue, I guess.
Stay awake.
Uh...
Yeah.
I have no- oh we have three birds now, what the hell?
Cool.
I had to pull an all-nighter the sea had eyes I was locked in a stern compass with it one eye lingered on my friend hunger in its gaze
I was not its target by dawn. I woke up exhausted or relieved as it left without harm
Man, I hope we get the food buff now that would go hard. Oh
That's good. I'll have to energy because of hunger
how do you still not have the buff what are you good for use more tape on her
yeah well we'll have full energy though
never mind oh shit oh it's this okay
Nah, you. Joshua Flexon. Thanks for the 14, dude. Thank you.
Yeah, we're doing lads. I don't really know when. I said like 8.30, 9.00 p.m.
Yeah, I thought something you can actually use. Wait what? I got kidnapped by birds!
Ohhhh
Then what the hell is the point of the birds?
Y'all ready Leppa?
Is everyone else ready?
I don't know no-one said anything in the I'm in a bright.
Sl Ultra's ready.
Cool cool.
Who knows Barghast that was weird thank you
I just brought in the leds chat the leds chat
He hits me it's on the light man I'm but I've been but I've been but I've been
I
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm not going to this chat. I'm not doing it. I'm not fucking doing it
never again am I going to streamers chat to ask them if they're ready to play
Or one to play nope never happening yo assakes. Thanks for the pro. I'm thank you. I
Think we're Barone maxing though. I guess hey you I guess well guess
Guess I keep hearing myself because I'm trying to open up the damn
Give me a the birds a government spies. You're wanted for heinous crimes. I
Oh chat 20 subs, so I'm gonna do that
hold I'm gonna pull it open here so you don't see this
ah
it's Balogne it's not Balogne I don't say Balogne I say Baroni
I
Baroni Baronee ye
Whatever I'm gonna go another I'm gonna do another fish game until
There we go nice
Until we know everyone's ready fuck I'm just gonna fish
Okay, what do we have? There's a row. Flashlight. Netcat. Cat is actually good. It gives you
fishing buff. Cats! Come here! Give me! Now! Flare gun? Map is fucking useless. Waste
of space
you can only get one survivor
Quarter of x53
All right, there it is. Uh, yeah, we have laurel again. She's pretty good all of them are actually good though. I
Didn't grab scuba gear. Oh no scuba fishing for me
No scuba
It's fine. We have a flare gun though
Get the first woman last Ella strats
You do the same. I was wouldn't you?
No scuba goes good dude. I what I like scuba maxing. Oh
Yeah, talk to talk to the thing is the cat gives you a buff so cat has to go before laura or any other you
well I missed the item but whatever yeah I said 67 months quarter-man thanks 53
well we got a lot of food how many different ways have I won zero I just
died to seagulls kidnapping me
Yeah, it's per time you go, Rivenly, it is.
It is.
Well I have a map.
There's no way an entire run in Dead Singles is 40 rides though.
That sounds a lot.
Binky punk, binky punk.
This said 30 minutes, but it also said we could start.
What?
Oh, we could start without him.
So if we're in a run, we're gonna have to reset them though.
I mean, we can start without him, but I mean, we're gonna have to reset though.
You can't just join, right?
I don't think you can just join.
You're gonna die at the bullet's 15 minutes in?
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't matter to me, I'm down for whatever.
Baronee. But Baronee, my man!
My famous god gamer.
My fa- whoa.
I never got this before.
Where does a lot of energy eats each night no she sleeps here she has a cover
current's got a box of both last evening I wonder sent it to the ocean when it was
sent by yeah okay seems before whiskers is really cute today he's out of my lab
for hours. What do you mean today? He's always cute.
What?
What do I have right? Oh, I know what I'm gonna do.
It's kind of good.
Oh my god I can't do it!
Oh!
I can't do it!
I give up!
It's over.
Fuck I forgot to write who on it!
Oh!
Oh my, my, my, my.
Oh, fish.
Alrighty then.
Brother has some nice DSL.
What is DSL?
First you bullet this, now you drew left by ruining your friendship.
How do I ruin my friendship with salad then?
Oh
Support yes
All right, we're food max saying fuck yeah, that's really good that's such a good buff
You're a disgrace to the gnome community.
Hey!
Oh, shit!
Of course I find tape when I don't have the diving scuba dive.
Oh, squid!
That's two food!
Holy shit, we have twelve food.
Full hunger.
Happy.
Man, we're just cruising.
We even have a flare gun for when we see a plane or something.
Backseat salad when he's crashing out?
Oh yeah, true.
Yeah, that's how you do it.
Throw the Lord Vessel out there.
The duct tape to cure her illness?
True, true.
I'll fix the net, that's very important.
Damn, 13 food is mental.
What's wrong with his eyebrows and the brickey mullet?
Eyebrows, they didn't have any eyebrows in that emote.
I wonder if they get their buff back faster if you keep them from being hungry and sad and shit.
Probably. Wait, I don't have any more bait.
Oh, no.
Well, we, we still, yeah, right?
I am going to play in scriptions, I am going to play in scriptions.
Oh no, it's raining and thunderstorming.
time to use my bucket.
uh, Jayshaw, thanks for the thwob!
oh yeah, derail by the way, thanks 19, finally gave in and bought an ac to survive the 40
plus degree in germany.
no regrets, hydrant cool, holy shit, 40 degrees, we have 26 here.
that's our heatwave.
oh support!
holy shit, she's a god.
He is a god right there.
Good repair of the boat.
Yeah, you're going to move to Sweden?
Yeah, I enjoy our three month summers and then the rest of the year is just darkness
and cold.
you lie darkness and cold well then no don't you steal my shit you little I need
this
As we say in Sweden summer is the best day of the year, Luio.
I like winter, it's very cozy.
Winter is actually so cozy.
What time is Baroni? I guess in like 20 minutes or so?
Everyone keeps telling you to move, Salad?
Yeah, Salad. Just move, dude.
Salad, why don't you just get an apartment in Stockholm?
Just do it. I mean, just move?
It's just that easy, yeah.
Oh, she's lonely and hungry, alright.
I've lost track of the days we've been here already.
If only I had a way to write them down.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Because I have a book and you don't.
Hey, you.
Lachi, thanks, 34.
Gooth and a Bound of Fish.
Nice.
All right, let's chill.
Basically we're just living until something happens I guess.
Did I ever drink a Swedish drink named Swedish Fish?
Like Fisherman or what?
That's not Swedish is it?
Oh I got even more food now.
Fiskosh.
Yeah that's fucking nasty. Or what?
a drink
Is it a Swedish drink named Swedish fish?
Man, I don't even know oh yeah, she has to support both all the time now because I keep her happy and
fed
Holy shit. This is so strong. I
Mean we just got to stay alive until there's an airplane or a boat or something
Chad I finished Kingdom come deliverance one today. Well, they can hop on the second one second one's even better
better. And the first one is Godlike.
That's where there's a whole group of streamers that want to move to Sweden just for Ella.
Might be viable to get a streamer mansion for all.
It's not for me. It's the fact that we're so many people in Sweden.
Like, we have this like, group, right?
Where we go to events and most of us are Swedish.
And live in Sweden.
you wouldn't move just for me salad well there goes our friendship chat that's
how we did it yep mods
I'm just going to keep fishing I guess.
And although Sweden has cool events, you know, like Dreamhack and Dreamhack, yeah.
16 food, holy shit.
And mid-summer, yeah.
Yeah, Dreamhack is falling off.
There's glitch instead though, instead of Dreamhack.
I mean, Dreamhack is in the winter only now.
A fishlet?
Dreamhack, do you remember you found a community to go with?
No, I smell it.
I'll probably see you there then.
Ah, ghost.
I remember that streamer really Chris lived in Stockholm,
but he was willing to live in a four people per room dive.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, I can choose an item.
I could use the flare gun here, but I ain't doing it.
I'm dead as high for some wings for life, 27. Me too.
Me too, dude. Me too.
She's peckish and bored.
Fuck it, I'll talk to you.
Don't worry, I'm not seasick.
I'm just emotionally wavy today.
You have a banger Airbnb salad? Nice, I would have seen it. The fact that they do Dreamac in winter is a crime they got to do during summer.
Yeah, but there is glitched during summer though, which is basically what I hear on a stand is just like Dreamac.
It's Indian shipping and everything is the same, except it's just named glitched.
Uh-oh.
I'm starting to know shit about football now dude fucking footee, how does he use fishnet
on this guy?
Oh, it didn't die at least.
I thought a fishing up would either distract it or win me a record in fishing, but everything
went blank after the throw.
We'll come with only half my toes intact and a huge teeth marks above my legs
Yeah
Shit. Oh my god. It's 22%
Okay, please tell me we'll have a calm night
It's Swedish fish flavored soda it tastes like the candy Swedish fish. Oh
Okay, now I'm with you. No, I never had that one, but now I know what you mean
Uh-oh. Okay, I need to not do anything here. Or she's gonna ruin my boat.
Yeah, don't put the bucket on. Just try sleeping. Wait, tape?
Are you taping your-
What?
All support!
Okay, yeah, we do support.
We eat food, we eat energy bar, and we fix the boat.
Yeah, we're gonna read diary.
Kind of Cuba, I think it's 53, dude.
I saw someone straying on a rocker, this thing, before I could even question it, I started hearing this weirdly calming serene melody.
Something this comforting had to be a trap, I thought.
I refused to listen, my morning was gone.
Okay, it doesn't say anything about the...
Yeah.
At least Sweden has Magnus Karlsson. No we don't.
Oh, Spaghetti, oh, there's nothing I can do here. I don't have a compass. Whoa, what?
We're good
We do have a mom dude the plant this this is true where I'm hurt I'm barely alive it says Jesus Christ
I remember something cold touching my shoulders. I'm never sleeping in the fog again
No, I don't have scuba gear.
Ah, cock, cock.
Yeah, there's different endings to this game.
I haven't gotten a single one.
Scuba with sharks.
Here's the secret.
They're actually not sharks.
They're weird fish with human hands that are catching other fish.
So if you use the scuba gear there, they actually give you food.
You get like four extra food or something.
Uhhh actually.
I know, let's try using that map we have so we can find something that could help us.
Could you lend it to me?
Oh, okay.
Sure.
Cool.
It's not that likely we're on this map, but if we are then we should find some islands
right wow thanks for the help Laurel
other servers I can see these were no ordinary sharks they had arms fingers I
felt safe enough in the boats I stayed still and try to sleep careful not to
disturb the water and draw their attention
What emote is scuba oh an energy bar nice oh it's Kathy mode how the hell is scuba
Cathy
I'm gonna put on my bucket
Damn it
I'm getting quite hungry.
Lorraine ain't so bad, yeah.
I mean all we can do is just fish.
What shark movie do you think is the best and why is it Deep Blue Sea? Man, it's been a while since I saw a shark movie.
Deep Blue Sea is pretty cool though.
Megatude, dude, unironically the Megatude.
The Megatude is sick dude.
I love the theory, you know?
Am I wearing shorts? I'm not.
Damnit, Laurel! Come on, I need it!
Your food, buff!
Mermaids vs. Sharks is pretty good.
George's now. Dude, it's fucking cold in here.
I'm not jortzing how to freeze my my ass off
Shark boy and lava girl
I think we'll go left again might as well
Unraveler, I think 68
If I buy you some short shorts, would you wear them on stream for us?
Probably not
Damn it, she's hungry, but I'm also hungry
Give me the heckin' food, boooop
That's not a no that's true, but I feel like guns would buy me someone like fucking leather
other tights or some shit.
less jorts. Oh shit, yeah, we know now to not touch that hand. But we have to make
an offering man maybe I'll give an anchor I'd yeah I'll throw away the
anchor fuck it
scuba
Which man-eater got a sequel? The game was actually good and polished?
Yeah, it's pretty solid.
Damn it, shit doesn't happen.
I'm opening this.
Oh, compass!
Okay, yeah, we take those.
I don't...
What up, the prima?
You found this stream during the man-eater days?
Yeah, I gave us pretty fun
Man, why do you not have the buff?
How do we're just dream last night lots of glowing eyes you're staring at me and then oh no
But the dream felt real do you think it meant something? I
Don't know, but I need you to give me the food buff and we're gonna have a
Problem here on this here ship here
I'll repair it, it's only one.
Oh, okay, that's right, solid, solid.
I find your stream from friends but they stop watching, I got addicted.
Well, thanks, your friends.
Oh, shit, is that a mimic?
There's no way it's a mimic again, no way.
Yeah, there's mimics. I found one previous run. I had no idea they existed in this
umbrella nice no this run is like actually going pretty well sitting ox
Okay, she's hungry. We fixed that. She should give me the food buff coming up, I feel.
Realize, realizing I really am an older viewer because no one ever mentions Tomb Raider Darks
popular frosted tips? What the hell is frosted tips?
Pudini thanks for the 9! And Revelle thanks for the 68. And Korean user thought it was my cat meowing.
The cereal. Oh, I never, I never eat cereal.
oh shit blood ocean last time I had this I dove in with the with the scuba
I'll try and net this time.
Oh, it's a heart. That's good. I think you need three of them.
According to the uh treasure, uh, bottle ma- bottle message.
Only the OGs remember Ella the worm and the drunken meme streams?
True, true.
Alright, we're fine.
Nice.
The air smell putched in when I looked around at sea was red, deep red, like actual blood
red.
I anxiously tried to collect a sample but I found something completely different.
I don't think I was ever meant to find this.
It's a question mark. It's a heart. I believe you need three of them. I never got that one before
I got I did find a different heart once but I don't remember how I got it.
Oh was it just regular fishing like this? I found it.
I will remember meeting both Ellen Ed Sheeran on the same day in Amsterdam. Yeah, when he
was at the bar there.
It's not exactly comfy wearing the same clothes as long.
I just want to live long enough to take a well-earned election shower.
Yeah, I'll make a gun.
Ooh, tuna!
do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Huh. Hey, you.
I did have a duck, pick 77. I'll do this, I'll go on the island.
Oh shit. Nice.
Uh, Ella ever played Knights of the Temple? Infernal Crusade? Looks like it will be right up your alley.
your alley. Yeah, I tried to get it to work, but it's super scuffed.
I don't feel good.
Yikes. I found a lonely miniscule island. I started to take a small tour while looking
on the trees I wasn't careful enough something a timer from above it looked
like a long coconut I used leaves from the shrubs to stop the bleeding but it
still hurts like hell
oh crap man we're just like because of our food buff we're constantly like 10
plus food and a shoe but where the hell is the boat or a plane man I actually
have the flare gun
Oh
Boat oh boy. Oh
I think I just saw other people and it was a huge ship too.
I fired my only flare in their direction hoping to finally be saved.
They didn't so much as turn, but kept moving on.
Maybe they'll send someone instead, right?
Oh, support, yes.
Nice.
Huge.
much. Trader will be really good now. Why does OG include Tomb Raider along with the
rest of the stuff? I literally played Tomb Raider game last week because I started my
channel with Tomb Raider speedruns. The um... the reboot in 2013?
Airplane! But surely the boat is better. The boat could have just... I don't know.
Yeah, we could just repair before it costs too energy, it would be optimal.
What about the other two-meter anniversary on the world?
Yeah, I'd like to play, um, uh, the rest, yeah, but I just don't play them out after
each other, because, uh, it's not a bird that means people are flying over the- yeah,
I play them like with some months in between or weeks.
When's Govmarathon?
Yeah, I gotta look at a date.
The only thing releasing is like Assassin's Creed Black Flag, but I don't even know if
I want to play it.
I haven't decided.
I might give it a shot for a day and see what I think.
Oh yeah, Doomdilk. When was Doomdilk? Oh fuck. I do not have an anchor.
Oh my!
Is this like sea of thieves?
No, it is not like sea of thieves.
When I was a kid, my friends used to whisper rumors about the sea, one of them mentioned
something called the heart of the sea, I think.
They said it could save you from certain death.
I don't buy it, but I'd still like to have one.
You mean like that one down there?
I just finished Halo 3 campaign since 360 days out of the cinema.
I never played Halo 3.
I played Halo 1, Halo 2.
Oh, actually, I must have played Halo 3.
Support, nice.
Or did I?
I played Halo Reach.
I know that.
I don't remember if I played 3.
What console was it for? I know xbox but which xbox?
It was three yeah, I never had 360 never did all the trade there thing for me
Or whistle
Are you gonna give me tape for a food cuz I'm doing that
Wait compass for flashlight no, I don't know about that
Yes, okay fine. I'll know I mean it doesn't really matter like it depends on what events you get so
But the thing is he gets really sad if you don't trade with him and it makes me sad
But now he's happy
what is this well there's something here I don't know what this is it's like a
yellow flower or something better all
orange you don't yeah let's not talk about it
but we're just waiting for this that's it I'm ready to go Baroni whenever I am
literally just clicking fishing things
I could set up the lobby though so we could decide what classes to share because I haven't decided yet.
Play female, like an oblin? Nah.
I don't know if these this the fishing game saves the run doesn't it does anyone know
you've been playing vampire moment in Baronee a vampire moment no it does not but man I'm
far in now maybe maybe I get help because I used on the ship
I've had blood west yes I did I did I'll support this is the best run I've had
in this game yeah you know why you're right I could have both games up running
Yeah, that's true. I could just set up the lobby and have them join and then like when they're ready
Let by is at the main menu
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Come on man, we're actually running a little bit low on fish
your face it tells me no more than I do please if you think you've got answers
any of this don't hold back thank god no answers
I don't know what I'll be let by is definitely playing gnome we all know that
Oh
I let me mute the game, but yeah the lobbies up now and they should be able to just join it
I'm gonna keep fishing
You feel sick?
Congratulations, Nick, thanks for chillin'.
I'm not live tomorrow.
I'm going to Stockholm for the concert, the system of a down concert.
But I will do my RNG though anyways.
I'll just post it on my Instagram stories.
Could I beat this thing? Oh no!
But I got really far, and then I died to the 1% chance of dying in the elevator.
So yeah, but it was huge progress though.
Damn, three fish?
Oh shit, would you look at that?
They're in.
I think I'll play...
Look at all these...
Look at all these races here, like Gremlin,
Dread, Myconid, Incubus,
Succubus,
Succubus, I think I'll play
play human male warrior with a great sword. Yeah. Easy. No, I don't know what I'm playing.
I played Paladin last time we tried the game. It was really fun though, it was very good.
I might try Barbarian though, unironically.
Can you play Orc?
We should be asleep?
Okay, go to bed then.
She was an item.
Uhh...
Oh!
She's not real.
I'd not I can't trust anything anymore not even my friend who I've sailed with for years
I saw through the illusion but it sounded near perfect now I'm getting paranoid I'm
too afraid to even help others anymore doing so would risk my own life
Do you roll bottom 3% in Arangino today?
I mean, I'd rather do that than roll like bottom 40% or something, whatever I got.
Because at least like bottom 3% is like super rare.
I have not played Coltie Chapter 2, no.
Man, I wanna Barone it up.
Barone?
Let me decide what to play before I continue fishing.
Let's see, we have Skeleton.
Like what's good, let's see here, what class do I have here, yeah Barbarian, can I read
about Barbarian?
Skill combatim, they lack in armor, they make up for his strength and fighting prowess,
I like that, yeah.
Barbarians can quickly dispatch Lesser Foes before taking any hits by using a right weapon
for the job.
A surprise assault is the key to a swift victory. Staying light-footed will allow Bavarian to avoid damage.
You stay light-footed. Okay, they're a big glass cannon-y.
Alrighty then.
Play female vampire, punish a luggage.
Wait, what the hell am I skeletal?
You can be goat, man, but they're drunk. They literally rely on being drunk.
Afflicted with alcoholism, causing hangovers.
plus strength, calm damage, resist, free action while drunk.
This is not the same game, guys, from last stream a few days ago.
Yeah, this is, yeah.
We're playing soon, we're just waiting for this.
Immune to greasy effect, eats tins without an opener,
may find bonus potions with interactive with fountains.
Alkalism, yeah.
Now, what else?
I'm surprised you can't be like, uh, orc, you know?
D-Face.
Man, fucking Gremlin.
Ugh.
What's a Mykonid? What is a Mykonid?
Germanate Spores. Are they more like, uh, okay.
What about Salamander?
Mushroom. Ah.
Uses fervor to cast spells. Regions up to 50% gaining xp increase fr. Turns radiant form using breath of fire
Okay, no this seems complicated
Yeah, shamans cannot transform stuff, yeah
Gnoblin
Worn equipment has lower chance to degrade. Oh shit! Racing any melee weapon skill
races all of them
Weapon skills raise slower
Hmm
Kinda cool though to be fair
Go boos trash. Look at this fucking insectoid
Mutipoison rotten food
No, I don't like him. I don't like insects.
Goblin mode? Yeah, I guess.
Wonder what Leplac is playing. I mean, he's like, no, I wonder if he's a merchant.
Classic Orc barbarian? Yeah, but you call- I would play barbarian-
Barbarian Orc if I could, but there is no Orc.
Succubus teleport and polymorph right yeah blessed equipment is not removable gives
bonus oh vampire gives bleed buff to unarmed attack and monk reduces vampires hunger yeah
I see how that would work. Yeah, but I don't want to play monk. I want to use weapons and shit
Human male warrior human male warrior
Yeah, I'm still playing sleep with the fishes because we're waiting for this so I'm still
Oh, plus two food!
Human male warrior?
what the hell is this what yes you're that ninja I forgot you can still talk
Watcher.
Human male warrior?
Wow, that must be crazy to fly high up in this kind of weather!
Lepp, are you playing merchant?
Lepp, are you playing merchant?
Okay, cool.
Oh, yeah, Bard. I feel like this is gonna play Bard.
This is gonna play Bard, I swear.
Wait, Salah, what are you playing?
Roke.
Lol.
I feel like this little dude. I feel like this is gonna play bar, you know
No, he's gonna say like ten years to pick a fucking class
Yeah, yeah
Oh, you can yes, you can you can
make him do it like, uh, all of those.
Yup.
Let me check one thing.
Ooooooh!
What?
Sorry, I'm just checking audio levels.
That's okay.
I can't...I don't know how does he do it.
Wait, we don't have a spell caster, do we?
We had a discarding for this, right?
Because of the audio door?
Yeah, because of the audio delay, yeah.
Sharman!
Sharman does seem kind of fun.
We're pretty complex though, we gotta learn the game, you know?
You gotta go like straight forward a bit.
And you know what's straight forward?
Human, male, warrior.
You should make a video, one hour of silence interrupted by Leppa doing gnomes noises.
You should hear the gnome in this game.
They make some weird noises.
Human male joker.
FBI party, man. Thank you, dude.
Now, this is definitely going to play healer or bard. I already know it.
Which means, if this plays healer or bard, which I feel like he will,
We don't really have a spell caster, right?
Oh, okay.
Yes!
River don't know this, for people who don't know this game, it's fucking brutal, it's
hard.
fixed it now.
Yes!
Yes!
So this what are you playing?
Uh, I don't even know what that means.
You choose a class and there's a ton of classes of races here.
Uh, I died to the tutorial and then...
Haha, oh no
Well, how did you just talk in game and not in this court? Yeah, I pressed the wrong button
You buffoon
I mean do I choose the class when I joined the lobby? Yeah
Okay
I think I'm going to play a um human male warrior yeah I'm surprised let's so what are
you guys. I'm barbarian right now. Leppa is a merchant gnome and Salad is a rogue so we don't
have like a healer or like a spellcaster. I think I have spells too. Oh yeah, if need be.
There is a bard class of this which is apparently really fun. No one's played it.
I can be six times of sex happening
Yeah, there is
Yes
Yes
You guys were like perfect audio level and then everything just got way quieter
Was not a train soldier. They are heavily armored and make capable leaders warriors are well equipped for most
I seem to know how to block at the right time.
Jackson?
But Hugh Breeze is the downfall of many warriors, whether wobbling too slowly in your traps
or allowing magic to strike through their armor.
I don't know.
Do I go warrior?
Like a human male warrior?
I was a church officer, okay?
Oh, there's so many classes.
Oh wait, do you guys buy the DLC?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, shit.
I bought the GNOME DLC. The game was 2 euros and the DLC was 7.
Worth it!
Shall we get ya?
Yeah.
Right, yeah, I can't...
Yeah, thanks for the $20.
Uh, would you want to be a caster or something, DIST?
Yeah, something like that.
No, okay, then I'm gonna remarch up.
Yeah, there's... there's healer, there's wizard,
There's what is it?
Bard is apparently a caster or something
There's dungeon master
Dungeon master
Don John
Did what did what what did you play last time salad eight was that a six stone?
Sion Sion
What the fuck is a sexton?
It's a class here, this is a sexton.
It's a church officer.
Oh!
I thought you were just, oh.
You were just constantly waiting.
It's a sexton.
Daddy, I don't know what you mean, but...
Listen, don't worry, it's all good.
...for the maintenance of church property, managing the grounds,
and his hurlingly ringing bells or digging graves.
Wait, how good is Goblin Warrior, yeah?
How good would Goblin Warrior actually be?
Yes.
Shut the fuck up, LePon.
Hey, you.
You're gonna play cleric.
Weapon skills raise slower, but worn equipment has lower chance to degrade.
Should I?
Yeah, disdisplaying the healer.
Hey, that's the case.
Oh, we don't have one.
I'm gonna be a wizard.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Oh, yeah. What what race are you going to be this? Can you even be any race without the DLC? I think they're all there. I think human is the only one.
I
Mean I could go with you know blend warrior
So how did it go the last time you guys played like it's broke
It's yeah, it's complete if you die you lose everything you start from scratch again, yeah
Can you like so if you're dead or you are you like yeah, so basically you go to like different levels and
When if anyone makes it to the next level everyone dead resurrects
Okay, so it's just floors and then you go through a hatch to the next floor and the next next floor
Okay, you'll see a lot of older. I'll revive a bunch of times. I'm gonna see a lot of boulders
yeah I might be a noblin warrior
good noblin yeah that's a good noblin voice
a goblin sounds like the world of Warcraft
no no goblins like you all right
I'm glad I could help.
Glad I could help.
Time is money friend!
Alright go ahead.
Oh you need to.
Should we RP? We need to RP.
I'm not doing that voice for the entire thing.
You can fuck Rita.
Rita?
Rita off?
You're off.
Nah.
I kind of missed the directional voice.
That was fun.
Yeah the directional voice.
Yeah I can saw it.
You can hear each other from out the across the map anyways. It didn't really matter. Yeah, it's true
Yo check check with my voice if it's lagging. Wait what class do you this?
It's a little bit like yeah. Oh, that's cleric. Oh nice. Yeah
It's like five second black
Ah, it's five
I just can't even fucking hear the game
Oh, I have to equip a spell like on the bar over there. You can press B to see your stuff.
Yeah, and my nephew is the key. Explain the game. This is a rogue like I always saw my
man a co-op game it's brutal like you die and then like you lose everything it's
just over and there's a lot of bullshit
what the hell is that it's a noise maker
oh wait what you're playing a rogue yeah I am but I'm so small this is how it
feels being you all the time looking up for people
No I poly I poly morphed into a human I mean to do that
Well you do know like a human it said I poly morphed into a human
Wait, who made a ghoul?
I can interact.
Oh, he groaned him, man.
So apparently my guy gets like more powerful when I destroy sinks, gravestones, workbenches,
and cauldrons.
Well, Lippa, what class are you?
I'm Bizarre.
Oh, you're wizard.
Oh, nice.
Okay, good shit.
Fireball!
Hahaha!
I'm getting a hecking tame.
Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip.
Everybody use that space.
Uh, yes.
Hey, you!
Oh, is that a- is that a zombie behind us?
Oh, that's my doll.
Yeah.
It's someone's cool, yeah.
Hahaha!
That's cool.
Oh, no.
It makes spooky noises.
I will follow you.
You have a map, bottom right.
Oh, yeah, the mini map.
Let's see.
Cold?
I found a chest. It is all food.
There's a sleeping guy in there.
Oh yeah! That looks like a trap though.
Wait, throw something to wake him up.
Do you have a rock or something?
No, we just got here.
Oh, he's awake.
Like my goal?
I'm dead!
Wait.
Slad is dead?
Bro, this character is shit.
Are you actually dead yeah, you'd I do like I got a two-shot by playing skeleton
You got a stealth you're a rogue you got a stealth I got a ring from that room
Bro
Oh, that's solid
I mean it was. Yeah, it's true. It's true
So is your ghoul now not friendly?
I saw I saw the thing walking up to me was this ghoul and it started beating my ass and aren't you
Very nice, that's my Bob. Yeah, you need to like identify items this day
But it depends on your lore level which you can increase by starting like identifying meat and chicken or whatever
y'all
But let me place a genome and they have insane lore so he can identify for you
My lore is 11. Oh
That was merchant class. Oh, that was
Merchant, okay
Because aged cream pie
I got a ring myself you good no I can't believe it's happening died are you
poisoned I put on a necklace that is killing me all right because it's
cursed no thank you lady you can you take it off I didn't know if it says
Curse you can't take it off unless you like uncurse it with a scroll
Man, I need the lights, but I can't see shit as a warrior
I got I got lights. Yeah lights. Oh, do you have this bubble? I mean, I'm a dumb
No incoming
what do these things do as the ghost you have like abilities or something yeah
you can like push stuff yeah and slow down enemies the hell is my lore skill
zero sick we're gonna get to the other floor it is what it is we're no I have
no idea it's got to be over here I did not find the exit no and I went
everywhere
hmm it's not here to that end
so what did the rat do to you
i don't have any man oh it's cheap cheese first you gotta find all right
thank you very weak toxic more perfect me yeah i got you don't worry
i could not find the exit
it is no there I guess we can find it as go stove yeah you can yeah it's got to
be over here in before Boulder yeah wait the lusty goblins made book
oh hell yeah I don't read that shit I can't identify there's a wall here that
you guys should be able to break if you come over to me yeah is it it kind of
it looks like a breakable wall it's like half broken all right
oh yeah
yep yeah it's basically one of those different one is this one here it's
the same thing more or less but might have something in it
You don't know.
I'm going to fall on the exit.
It's gotta be bottom right. Right?
Unless it's all the way top.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going top.
Okay, it's not top. It's gotta be bottom.
Oh, that's not your new- I'll help you!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm here.
There's not a breakable wall in here.
Oh, there's a chest on me as well.
Have you guys come in here? There's a breakable wall.
Oh, I found the exit.
Oh, you found it?
Yeah, it is bottom right.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it shows us a blinking red dot on the minima.
And there is a chest over here somewhere in this room.
No, there's just over here somewhere this way.
Is that a-
Oooooooh
Clever
The chest is locked
Holy cheese, finally, nice
Do you have anything to open the chest with?
Yeah, I'll come back
Yeah, yeah
Look, it's- it's chest over here
Chest?
Yeah, chest
Here's the exit, though
Which way is the chest?
Is this way?
Are you trying to get me killed?
Yeah, we won't rest the moment we uh
Hmm
It's locked. Oh, it's locked. Yeah, man. We only had a rogue. Yeah, I know what a crazy time that would be right ha ha
Yeah, there we go, right good first level boys. Oh your nation this this and you drop our chests
I can already hear somebody I can't even identify moldy cheese. This is I didn't get it's gonna have my death box
Yeah, I
Get the box of work. No, it picked up the amulet and now I'm gonna fucking choke today. No, I've got you look I
Don't think it could be used anymore
Let me know if guys need any
I got here with a crossbow
Come in. Oh, that's a I got her I'll take this shit
Like five people around me guys what's going on? Oh fuck get him. He's Omega archer
This is fucking thing is shit
I was still a spawn you guys fucked up
You left me
You guys
this room oh there's nothing in it guys nothing was in there I murder all
humans they're not friendly to
Hmm
Worst possible
Oh, wait, wait, it's a spike trap. Yeah older you died to a spike trap
Yeah, oh, that's unfortunate I
See you yes, you this do you have space for this? Yeah
Do you have like a quick load in this you just move really slow like I move super slow right now
Yeah, I mean we can go for the exit immediately, but we could also get some XP. I'm almost level four
Better don't get my fucking game before you do
Your gear is I just have a red one. Yes bucket spawn where I died
Oh the hatch was right here. Yeah. Yeah, dude died to one skeleton, Lily
true I got his gear I can barely I'm so slow I'm so much shit on me it's insane
you
so I'm going to talent so if a helmet is an unknown effect does that mean it could be
curse or I think it says you know I
think it first you lower on it oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah oh this alright I open I
opened it oh fuck this scared oh Jesus
so over I can't identify anything I'm
two dead even moldy cheese
it was my wall yeah this game is on to you it's a great single play
I'm just tanky as fuck.
How do you use a shield?
Do you right click here?
I'll get you space.
Yeah, you use space, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm sneaking skill up early space.
Yes.
You know what should I do?
I'm going to use a shield.
I'm going to use a shield.
I'm going to use a shield.
I'm going to use a shield.
I'm going to use a shield.
space?
Yes.
You know what your damage was and I was stood behind the enemy so I don't know.
I don't know man.
It's a fucking dog shit, it's dog shit.
Worst class in the game.
You wanna switch?
Oh, should we just get out of here?
Yeah let's get out of here.
I think we've killed pretty much everything.
I'm just slow as hell.
Can we punch this open?
Yeah your weapon's out of their abilities, not always just switch to the fist one.
Oh yeah, makes sense.
Apparently you don't have to sneak to backstab.
Where's this exit?
It's up by you right, Lappa.
Yeah, it's over there.
Can't wait for gimmicks.
So, if I do it, will it just teleport you a lot, or do you have to be like...
No, you can try doing it, but it will tell you that.
Oh, I see. We all need to be there.
I'm here!
Alright, here's your gear slath.
Oh no.
No, we need to be fast. We gotta be fast. Yeah, okay this do you say yeah, maybe was your student same?
We just play
Just sit here the fucking thing what's going on and out a minute or yes the minotaur
Yeah, we got to go quickly
He fucks yeah, I
Can't see anything. We have a light spell
fuck oh yeah they hate goblins
so I can't go to shopkeepers unless I
polymorph myself only talk to one person at a time guys remember okay I'm gonna
find the exit I'm gonna find the exit before you guys get stormed I was a
troll here can you sell stuff to the scouts exit is revealed guys okay I'm
I'm dead, I'm dead. I am the weakest... weakest fucking...
No, well I was already here, low HP.
It's so over.
No, no, no, it's fine.
I can't fucking see anything.
Yeah, and you pick up torches, but there's like no torches on this map.
Oh, Leopard Stun. Oh, man.
I found the exit, it's in the bottom left, but I didn't find it, but... yeah.
Yeah, I've got...
here you got to go all the way around I
think yeah there's no other way in here
you got to go what there is a wall here
this you can smash the wall with your
fist I think yeah there you go keep
going
this one nice and then the exits right
here
oh we leave it well yeah the minotaur is
gonna kill you otherwise
Oh, I can't.
Ow, what the-
I don't want to face like you and try to kill me, though.
Oh, you can just break it.
Alright, of course.
Just gotta go, gotta go.
Alright, go, go.
Did anyone have-
Oh, did we grab their box?
I got a fucking gnome.
Shut up, you're naked too.
Yeah, but I'm a gnome lid, dude.
I have a beast.
Wait.
No one-
I'm hungry.
No one picked up my gear, did they?
I did.
I did, I did, I did.
Oh, you did?
Oh, can you thank God?
Thank you, thank us.
what the hell was I wearing yeah I don't know like I'm not doing
why can't I identify this shit I have so much gear wait let back to you and
identify this stuff does that work for you oh stop the cell no
There you go.
Oh, it's blessed.
I'm going to get a kilo over from my head.
Cool.
It's blessed.
Oh, the iron helmet's cursed.
Oh, fuck.
I put on a cursed helmet.
It's not killing me.
You didn't even find...
No, it's just got pretty poor stats, I think.
Yeah.
You just need like one of those uncursed rolls, I think.
It's so over.
What?
Who is attacking me?
Bro, why did this wizard attack me?
attack me was stood to do nothing and I can't do it again oh there's gnomes in
here like Bob gnomes in the cells yeah in the cells come back I'm I was trying to
say they're in the cells over here but I think the aggro look at the rogue is
just shit wait do they hate me I think they hate me
I can't kill the motherfuckers oh shit oh shit yo the canoes don't fuck around
let by do something what am I supposed to make friends with them I'm trying I
I cannot eat jewels man
Oh shit
There's so many
I can't, they're fucking
Guys are fucking OP, what the hell was that?
Oh I see them
God damn it
I got two deathmatches
Hello
What is, who is still alive?
I am.
Oh you?
You and Ella.
Have you got somebody's death mark by any chance?
Uh, here's the exit, no.
Salad is down in the hall.
Oh you got salad died on his own.
Salad's cosmetic anyways.
He doesn't.
Oh!
This boss is genuine dog shit.
I'm fucking saying that.
Uh, it's shit.
Oh, nice.
You should be like me, friendly to everyone.
I crouch, I do my thing, it's plus 10 damage, I do like a third of its hp pops.
I know you're too short for that.
What's the fucking point in that?
A mirror?
And I can't identify it.
I'm going for an angry pit.
Put this guy in.
That's what you know is serious. Oh, I got a silver key
Oh
Why fine
I'm coming
I don't want to play wizard anymore. I'm just out of ammo. I mean we can just restart
The goblin warriors insane though
Where's the exit top right
Yeah, dude, it's making me too slow, man.
My stuff, man.
What the fuck?
You are responsible for my thing.
I have no shield.
My gold.
Oh, fuck, I have no shield!
My gold.
Oh, my God.
I'm still alive, savior.
I'm still alive.
I have 15 health.
Someone kill this man.
you know I'll fuck it I'm gonna use this shield I don't know what it does but
something and this body armor fuck yeah actually no no no I'm gonna I'm gonna
no blin warrior dude look at this shit
okay I'm coming I'm going I'm trying to go to the next one follow me it's in the
again yeah I gotta figure the shit
powers no way is this Bob fair enough
fair now you guys buy all the DLCs yeah
I bought all them extra money bags over
here but they're cheap I think I don't
like seven books that's like two beers
the local club okay so it's literally
saying it's literally telling me don't
bother using your dagger just use the
bow instead. That's a game. It literally says, even still droves to come trying to live by the blade.
And I'm only a fucking archer then.
So I'm merchant now. Your merchant thing? I have lower like 50. Oh, that's so good, yeah.
Salads reading IGN walkthroughs
I'm reading my fucking class section
I'm sitting right before there, I'm like 16
It tells me
Dude's gonna fix your life guide on it
Bro, I'm not pirate software, okay?
Look, I found your class, Salad
Ha ha
I mean that's just how you look guy are all
OOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOH
I can be funny too, Mr. Jess stuff
Ha ha ha ha
This fucking guy
I'm curious about trying bar- trying barbarian also
But Knight Warrior was so good
I'm a bard
Oh you're a bard maxing?
Yeah, no one's played that
Get up, what's the best class setup in Baroni?
Brock, how do I backstab?
Yeah, I feel like Nobly Warriors is good, they sync well.
Fuck it, I'm ready.
Alright, this is damn feeling this one, like I got this.
I
Just got money to buy you the DLC
Remove curse do they have those oh you can remove curse
Yeah, what up Jerry this game is sick
It's not a matter of money, it's a matter of principle.
I'm curious how your class works this.
Do you have a harp there?
Oh, banger!
Oh, it's plus 5 perception and 20% damage resistance!
Oh my god.
Damn, that's not bad at all.
Right.
I'm fine with 50 lore.
I'm gonna go chuck this at him.
I need to see how this thing works remember I have 50 or give me all the gold I am trader
I am salad behind you
I got this kill them I'm tanking
I'm laughing I hear your daked music. Oh shit that's what let me move
Oh, is that an iron shield? Can you, uh, identify that?
I will identify everything and be a fucking rat!
Right, guys, guys, I am in charge of money.
I don't-
What the fuck is mine?
No, no, no, I'm in charge of...
Equipment.
No, no, let me-
That's mine, as in that's my box.
Oh, I don't think.
Dude, what the hell, these buffs are insane from this.
I am identifying...
I am identifying the shield.
There's a there's a Nicholas behind you also right here. Oh, where's it? Oh shells look at the wrong
character. Oh good ass shield dude. Very nice. They're all curse. What about this crack amulet here?
Dude wait so you can actually like increase your bubble it's level it's tier two now. I don't know
can go past tier two this one says max tier two but I guess the other like better insurance
go higher if you find gems this you can parry but do you know how to parry yeah you like
like, old charge attack?
Yeah, he hates me.
He hates me also apparently.
Oh.
Don't worry, Wend though.
Snow buff food or poison there might be, but we don't have any cooking yet.
Oh, he died.
was that a helmet could you identify this helmet of course thank you right
here oh here's the exit nice uncursed well it's kind of a scene yeah is there
if anyone wants a leather helmet plus two I have one right here
Oh, the fountain blessed all the equipment. Oh, that's what it does. Oh, I think
Falun's are random. Yeah, probably.
We got a London. Uh, lock chest here. Any lock pickers? I actually, yeah, me. It's
It's random if you have a compass.
I can, uh, type the left click.
Uh, you can even do the left click.
Yeah, actually, there's three things that can be identified
and maybe you would like them.
Sure, I think I can also do that.
Oh, I can identify cheese.
Yay.
Why am I green?
Oh, sorry.
Why am I green?
I'm Gnoblin.
I'm playing Gnoblin Warrior.
It's actually really strong.
I summoned a succubus.
What the hell?
Damn!
Wait, what?
Wait, what did she do?
Is she evil?
What? Why?
This fucking... this is what I heard.
Oh, I can't see anything.
Are you blinded?
Yeah.
Oh, she stole my helmet.
Oh, I know!
Dude, I'm gonna die.
What? Where are you?
The sucubus!
What the fuck?!
I couldn't do anything!
Wait, did she teleport to you?
Yeah.
She just charmed me and killed me.
I'm killing her.
Revenge.
No, I'm petrified. I need help. Bro. Get her. Oh my god. I was trying to parry dude.
I don't know how to do it. Oh my, it's so over.
Yeah, I killed her. Yeah, okay. We're stuck. That's all cursed out of the pile of shit. Okay. This is not going while this is
We're chillin. It's only the first level. Yeah, it's only the first level
We could go through the exit I guess oh wait, I saw that are you alive?
Yeah, I'm coming I'm coming run around. Yeah, this item that I have is complete an utter gosh
Like it's genuinely so what item are you talking about is this thing here it like it's a
Noisemaker third on the floor and it like what makes noise and that means it draws enemies towards it
Let's head to the exit. We just leave in okay. Oh, yeah, we can see it's so weird
But they walk towards it for a second, but then I hit them once and they just didn't do anything
I walked to call them and then nothing happens lepers. Oh, we got a minotaur. Oh my lepers here here
Hey this I think this is this I'm working fast
Uh, plain potion I unidentified?
To the music?
I love the fucking bar music.
The exit.
That doesn't make any sense.
How am I supposed to get any damage?
Rats!
to get any damage
rats
can't see anything
oh watch out there's a guy there
there's a troll behind yourself
oh god oh my god
oh no
oh no
I'm dead nice he has a human behind me
oh fuck off
nooo
everyone's just falling left or right
We're genuinely exit exit. Yeah, I got it got you
And the fucking ball for you get parades genuine garbage
You know we got to go the minotaur
Right. I have the exits over here. We can ah shit. I didn't shut my zone. I can't see it fucking human
One of them just a paid behind me and slapped my ass
There's a key drop the quiver I could give it to you
Please don't forget to pick up the boxes can you leave I?
Got both of them. I'm heaviest for
Actually, I'm not all dropping here make sense. I can throw my age cream pie
I got worn iron key nice
Spellbook?
No!
Oh!
Oh, I see enemy locations on the map.
Yeah?
Yeah, all good.
There's an enemy in here.
Oh!
Holy shit!
That was way too close.
Good reflexes
Dude we got to get to the exit like legit no no no we do we have to go to the exit this minotaur is gonna fuck us up
Okay, let's go let's go
Lepa, please
Oh
What what what tip tip tip tip tip
I'm coming yes, I am coming
I have the green gear here salads
Have a quiver also it gives you swift reload but less damage
You're fun of fun ring guys
And what is that?
You'll see. This is for you, Wella. You can have...
Classic.
Don't worry, I'll find you. Wella, come back.
Oh, this buff! Oh my god, not again. I got him!
Now that's fucking T4. Oh shit.
Oh, is that a shield?
I don't need a shield this fine though.
I wish I had a light spell.
A moldy cream pie?
Look Bers!
Oh
Nice thank you salad
Oh nice, thank you
Who's I might be
Yeah
Oh
Where did you go to do teleport?
Oh, there's a workbench here
Wait, oh you can salvage stuff you can actually salvage stuff from the in the workbench
That's nice. I didn't know you could do that
How do you salvage shit?
I'll go kill the rest of the enemy so we have a lot of booze
I mean I guess. The bard is so nice. Yeah, keeping cursed gear for like shit like this,
like disassembling will be nice. True.
I can upgrade this? What? What do you upgrade? I believe all enemies are dead.
No wait there's more enemies here yeah this game is two bucks on steam right now
it's not an ad or anything the game is just fucking sick
It's a no, there's a no, especially co-op. I haven't been single player. All right, someone behind you. Careful
The guy
Oh, there's a guy
Megan suck it it's simply just a lovely game
You're a bi-base-gamer DLC2. I bought both, yeah.
Oh fuck, humans, they hate me.
Wait, Megan!
Wait, did one of you have a firing key?
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Okay, she's, um...
She's actually not against me, alright.
Alright, I almost killed him. Oh, that's yours. It's my friend Megan. Oh, it's fucking dead. It's got like two HP now
Whoops, whoops, he's walked in he's fucking sat there butter it
There's enemies here, but they're like, where are they?
They're like hidden behind some balls. I'm gonna go repair him now
Wow.
That was so expensive!
She's not to the exit probably.
Yeah, we probably should.
There's one more enemy left on the map that I can see.
And we're very close to level up.
Oh, it's a human!
Oh my god, he's insane.
I'm killing him though.
Oh, is that going to go?
Did you hear the sound?
I saw it! I saw it happen!
In real time!
What was in this room here?
Go to the exit.
Give something to talk about?
Fuck yeah.
Dude, Goblin Ward is insanely strong.
So good. Dars, thanks for the things you've been through.
Let me know what we're leaving.
Because it gives me extra stops.
Oh, yes, sorry.
Nice.
I am the wall!
Different self level.
Can I destroy this? Maybe.
Oh yeah, there was a workbench, I could...
Work?
Where is it?
Uhhhhhh...
Bottom left, bottom left.
workbench is for me specifically I think
yeah
I think of stuff too
and yeah
yeah
oh
what's the rest?
I'm slow as hell
well I thought it was specifically, oh maybe it's just for each class that I've never
seen one before
hmm
so I can't see it, is it next to you?
nice
yeah I'm above the book
Oh, sorry my bad for being on it. It's not a barge. I will salvage everything that's first
Wait, I'm heavy. Oh, it's your friend. I was what the fucking murder this human no no no no no no
Missed all the scrap
I can make lockpicks if you want.
Can you buff skills?
I'm not sure.
I mean you level up skills?
Oh what is leadership?
I think I crafty thing up to grade my buffs.
My crafting is 44.
If you see it, no blends or robots, I can recruit them.
Oh.
Yeah I have 40 leadership skills as a warrior.
Okay, so this
Was this thing you know what fuck it I get that's a I have I have like trap things on I can throw
Thinking I have a dummy bottle I'm gonna throw out do not attack this thing, okay, what thing this thing oh
This thing cool my little dummy guy that lets me uh
dummy
I'm going for the exit
I'm gonna destroy the world. Just got bought a 3% in RNG though. I'm gonna stay home today
Salad what did you roll on RNG though?
10,000 I saw yours. Oh, yeah, right. I remember those shit. Yeah. Yeah, just bad the knee sorrow. Okay
What is this orange you get one roll a day?
Yeah
All right, I'm ready
Relieving God
Let by can you uh, what are those are human books? I have two spell books here
I would like to write in books right here. I am dropping them also. There's a ring here
Yeah, it's humans everywhere. Oh fuck. I'll murder them all fuck it. Oh look of light. Oh
That's good
This can cast I think fairly certain it doesn't
Oh there's a person's freaking me the fuck out
Can you can you this this make it for you?
It's like a tiara, it's tiara, oh spell power
Okay, fellas you got some bucks to spend tell me three games. I'm a steam summer sale
There's an iron key. Oh
Don't get Garfield car
Cracked magic resistance ring anybody wants it just oh shit
He has a teleport you're never you mind I randomly teleport same
Oh
What the oh my god, oh, I got spellbik of the blood ward
This can you learn this I can check if you can read this book so you can see permalurn
Yeah, nice, do you know like this is still I
I
And then I you I think it's V for spells. Yeah
What what you need a ring Oh
I think there's a merchant in here don't make me kill him he hates me I want to I want to yeah, go for you in there to the left
I'm just gonna go kill fools troll
Epic combat nice
So
How do I draw like oh
This I have another spell for you. This is shot you can shatter objects with this
It's right here. You just grab grab a few right here. That's this public
Wait the book but are you you should be able to read them if you write no, no, don't read the book if it's courage
Oh, no, I think it makes you lose a spell. Oh
What yeah, I'm trying sabotage here. Oh
unknowingly
unknowingly oh I have this actually this
if you can learn it's a proper book
you can have some like two or three
thanks I'll take two also try
try reading this this is a book of poison
blazing
other mimic chests yes
separate damn salad fucking murder him
the bug stop down where he does like an okay a mouth when I get the light
when I get the stomp there and spam the button
yeah I have
I have keys for this
I had I had a key. Oh, there's a lump in here. I have no room for the lump
There's the exit right
Oh
In front of us move
Oh this is what happened
Don't you're bolder. Okay. Don't don't don't don't touch that
yeah boulders fuck you up how does it work well you see the spike trap is
activated from the outside by the lever see actually no maybe maybe wait there's
nothing in fucking India
that did something we need living we need
levitation spell what the fuck you're human
killing me now oh yeah true because he
hates good news you have like motherfucking
make in time oh wait okay I pushed it oh I'll get you I was wondering why I
couldn't see it like where you died
look I'm so happy now he's just this
give me a box people I wanted to sell stuff there was a trader on this level
right somewhere yeah he hates all of us oh right well he doesn't hate this this
is human you're just as fucking yeah oh yeah where's the exit where I am I'm
my way in the center all right leppa I got your I got some weird achievement wait
we got an achievement called Rizzlers escape the mines in a co-op game with
barred merchant Joker or rogue okay Rizzlers oh yeah now it's like the
middle school distance like three different spellbuses learning on
oh really yeah can you identify them on all I think so I've like 50 lower are
you do damn yeah I have a gem that needs lepers it takes takes like a minute
I'll praise that here lepers and gems I put it here
Thank you
This area is weird there's something else to it. It just got a helmet has boulder resistance
What?
We have the mining helmet. That's kind of thing.
That's pee, Merv.
Do you guys all have rings?
Uh, yep. Uh, yep.
I have a worn iron helmet here if someone wants. Probably not, though.
Some leather gloves.
I can't take any of these to be honest.
I have a quiver of slugged ammo here if you want.
Gloves? Yeah, I threw gloves out here.
Yeah, there's over 300 achievements for this game, quite a bit.
Dude, there is something behind this wall, for sure.
Do we have a pickaxe?
Can you?
There is something behind this.
See?
Secret level!
Yeah!
Let's go!
What is that?
Oh, we got him.
what is that secret level secret level there they are oh oh this is a cursed ring
ah rocks would anyone like levitation for the for the price of being cursed I
I don't care, Sid, though.
Oh, can you?
Okay, wait, there's signs here.
Flea immortal back to the immortal realm.
Immortal souls cannot escape here.
Here you go.
Thank you, good seer.
Oh, thank you.
I am levitation.
Oh, yeah, you are.
I was the one I came here.
You can have it.
I mean, I took it.
Do we have a light spell? Anyone has a light spell?
I might have one, but I'll fuck off soon.
Oh my god, this level is-
Oh the demons!
Themen!
Wait, ow shit, retreat, retreat!
Ah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Dude, when does the fire stop?
I'm done.
What the-
What the hell happened?
Dude, what's your-
Oh, it was a trap.
Yeah, it was a trap.
So many people-
Oh, that was dead.
These guys are just like,
no tank in.
They give a lot of damage.
Dude, we just-
There's nothing in this.
Oh, the fucking trap!
Okay.
I don't know what is hitting-
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna-
What is that?
You're a fire.
Yes, I'm fucking dead.
Oh, my God.
I didn't even see where the trap was.
No, you were just on fire. I think you need to go.
Oh, I don't want to right click this shrine.
Was it there?
Who clicked the shrine?
Remember to pick up the chest.
The shrine responds to my torch by doing...
Oh, it teleports you.
Oh, that's not good
The teleports are random place. This is already in the right with the shrine
Yeah, I don't know if I should grab the box and the depth. Oh, yes
There's a chest around the corner to your right this
Yeah
I'm here so
Hey, whoa
Salad with a levitate is insane
Ow, how am I supposed to cross this normally levitation I'm griefing
As a standard
Mark oh, hey, hey, you can't jump. Can you know?
Oh my god, I don't think it will.
The puke noise is so good.
Damn, this stage is crazy.
Warm bunny hood.
Oh.
Just put your points in dark then.
You shit all right come in guest. I don't know you all but all me where
How are you gonna no no no no no no
You're dead. Oh, wait, but there is water you can use though
This is my first death thing is paints. I've been murdering like crazy. Oh
oh oh my god oh I'm dead guys wait what happened the only one still alive you
need to carry oh law for the attack by like a fire enemy yeah I don't think
we're supposed to be here this is like yeah solid move back and pick up my
chest please and my let's not so I still well I mean I kind of have to collect
all of your shit right this isn't the lava over here and there's a fire enemy
so if you get hit by that you're probably dead yeah you're dead if you
get by him what is he range like what lava run am I like this line the lava
slime there is a ranged skeleton behind my ghoul also no as the shit oh you're
dead I okay like if I don't get your loot we're fucked out of the way right
right this is a learning experience it is it is having fun so that's like the
main point this is still don't understand how the stupid class works this
This level is fucked.
Alright. Remake.
I didn't want that.
Do you have to remake the entire game?
No. Uh, but if someone wants to switch cl-
If someone wants to switch like, class and stuff, you have to.
I'm going again. I'm figuring this shit out, man.
You're playing the same?
I'm gonna figure it out. I'm gonna get tilted if I don't.
More tilted than I already am.
Yeah, am I trying Barb?
I am gonna try egg gnome. Whoa.
Right, alright.
What class?
I might switch it up a bit and be merchant.
Oh, okay.
Oh, apparently you can switch class and intro level, but I don't know if I want to be gnoblin, though.
I would assume it would let you switch grace as well.
Yeah, I imagine.
Let's see what this is gonna play.
Were you vampire salad? Is that why you were levitating? Or did you just get this?
No, I didn't really give you levitation.
Oh, I see.
You know what? I was making a meme earlier, but I'm actually just gonna be merchant because of uncursing.
Honestly, yeah.
Yeah, it's very strong.
I might go human male barbarian whoa really yeah Michael barbarian instead of warrior you know I'd like to make things up
What is truly the difference between a warrior and barbarian though?
I feel like warrior just looks better everywhere.
You get some decks as a barb?
What?
Oh, they, yeah, they have no leadership.
Oh, decks, speed arranged.
Nah, dude, I'm going with human male warrior this time.
Now I'm not going to be a monster.
Human male warrior.
We can't choose the DLC classes with like some races, I guess.
Yeah, you have to get achievements first before you're on the...
Wait, what's humans gimmick though?
What is humans gimmick?
Probably just because some of them are stupid little PR or something if you mix and match.
I'll try the scion.
You have a real picking small races so I'll like the...
I like playing noblin man
We got nothing to compensate on that
Wait, what is what are you playing this?
Sion
Yeah, yeah, I see it's really good
Maybe I'll play
Ellen does some really wild things like I'm gonna be crazy today and add some ice into a glass of water
But look at this squishy ass team we need a tank all right it's not my fault
You know what you're right. I'm gonna be
Regardless of whether he's a goblin
male warrior
Well, I could put some variety in that's that's not goblin. I'm pretty sure there we go. It's a goblin. Yeah
Now you have to do the goblin voice though. I
Could know I could hmm
Maybe I'll be human paladin. Oh, I might be human. I'm gonna be healer. Actually, I'm gonna try that. Oh, yeah
Just be prepared to do nothing
Most of the time I'm ready. I am soon hold
So you keep it like this you'll be healing me all the time because I can't fucking live
Just give me all the gold and I'll help
I don't think...
Dude, I don't know.
My trading is 50, and I get mana regen from having more gold.
Okay?
Damn.
Right?
That was something I said.
I'm Paladin Maxing.
I'm gonna buff the shit out of my holy blade.
I'm welcomed by all shop keepers.
I will remind you that I also sense gold when I'm blind.
Oh yeah, true.
you have a blindfold man what is this short ass team except me I'm
fuck up I'm tall as fuck I'll fuck up tolly yeah how's the weather look at
these how short is yeah this isn't like a little bug this even shows the small
version yeah what's up yeah good luck trying to contain muscle mass tolly
I found the exit.
Fucking six foot dick.
You're so tall.
Where the hell is all the enemies?
Do they just not exist?
If there's a wall you need me to break.
Sure.
We'll break.
Also give me all the gems.
Give me all the gems.
Okay.
I need heal!
I'll get it.
I will identify also my lore is 50.
You know what?
Just give me everything.
I found an excellent towel.
Wow.
Ah!
So I got a helmet for you, uh, Ella?
Okay, six.
I do have a good helmet already though, but let's see this.
Oh.
Yeah, no, Paladin's starts with like this specific helmet.
Kinda weird that it's all the starting gear.
It is very strong the starting gear, yeah.
Nice!
Alright, I'm just looking at all my stuff.
What am I saying? Did you just slow me?
Yes!
Uh oh, Salad!
Hold her!
You're good.
I'm good. I'm good. You have a helmet. I mean a night. Do you have any healing this? Yeah.
Oh, thank you. Wow. No, I did not heal. So it too. Oh, there were two skeletons in
here. I don't know where it fucked up. I'm suddenly slowed. Oh, what do you mean? That's
a lot of damage. This is being a troll.
I do not have a healing spell. I can learn it though, but I have a... I can buff my weapon
with a holy light and I can also cast a defense spell. It's really good damage.
So I think you can uncurse the sloth, but I'm pretty sure it's shit anyway, boy
There's a ring I mean it might be good
Maybe you want that then because you like charisma for trading I guess
I would surmise at the very least what is my lure? Oh 27. Nice.
Hold on salad. Did I just hear gold? I don't know what you get from Paladin. It's
uh yeah here strength con and cr
well i heard in an x working here like rats and shit something right
it's not just me going crazy i see him he's better the human guy in here here's the exit
i'm trying to level the problem
after all
Oh
Oh
Yeah, that heals I think and then we can eat your nuts
your age denotes this game does have an ending a final boss
I'm ready
oh minotaur I'm pretty sure we can survive this first one because I want
you humans are the human though maybe maybe Felicia spellbook did you make
Yeah, yeah, it's mine
It's mine
That's an elite oh I have five health
guess what happened to me?
boulder!
holy shit!
Jesus!
did they have more heals?
oh
nothing in one second but it
a magic axe here
I can't identify it though
and I'm guessing
Leppa is dead
fuck
I have to wait.
No, I'm not going to push any of you up.
Am I poisoned? What's happening?
That's a damn shame because there was money here too.
No!
Yeah, I'm on the way.
Oh, I see a skinny dog.
Oh yeah, I have...
Is that healing? Yeah.
another one coming solid behind you i mean in front of you
hey where is the dip oh we see the oh i didn't fucking stood on my own
I'm sorry, I'm bad.
Yeah, the the minotaur is gonna I haven't actually I haven't went to the exit yet, and I'm getting worried
Yeah
We need went to the exits right there. Yeah, but on the other side like I have to walk around everything
I still think we're fine because all those humans spawned on the first time
it's here I'm pretty sure you mean the magic gang yeah like every time we've
been here they've always spawned the first time I think we've been lucky yeah
I mean we can leave if you want we shouldn't leave oh wait the leper die
here is that the blood is already you guys get us a chest yeah I picked it
I'll be straight my life
No, I found the I found the boulder
Smack it once for me. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking die. I'm dead
The advance is so the power do you like that you missed them like 90% of the time yeah
And it was two of them that spawned the walls
well yeah I guess get my my bullet was the exit top right or was it it's
bottom left okay I'm gonna go there now cuz I do know what my boss oh it's
coming fuck it's here bottom left bottom left where go bottom left tell me
Where is the exit just behind you guys?
Oh, well, yeah, where's the exit?
What no, no, no close it
Okay, I
Told you we were too greedy. I should have we should have just yeah
Yeah
I
Through that for us. What do you mean?
It was locked. I had to like in the right way, but it was locked. I could go in there
I'm locked you locked it. No, I that's why I pulled the lever because it was locked
Because I get I know none of the girls can open it and I open it. I didn't know I saw it was
Alright, I am back in action. Let me identify the teams.
Yeah, you can fight the Minotaur, I guess at some point. We have killed him once.
Well, we didn't kill him, but...
Death? Alright.
What the magic staff an excellent magic staff.
Oh, you can lock chest and doors.
Oh, you want life?
What like the smell no torch
Oh, is there any locked doors we need to get through?
I can mine.
Remember.
I don't think so.
Did I get them on mine though?
I can use a shield, yeah.
I can.
I'm fairly certain.
Oh, no.
What does my fucking thing?
Don't think he.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
I've lost my box.
Watch out! No!
Oh, good.
Did you see my box anywhere?
What kind of box? Oh, the music box there?
Yeah, I can't find it.
Hmm.
But I could have sworn it was right here.
Health is low. Health is bad.
you'll like this leppa I will yeah is it gold well it can be construed as
gold or blindfold I have the boss last blindfold no wait are you looking for a
noisemaker what gold what do you need noisemaker for it's mine it's my boss
Oh, yeah, I have that one here fucking see
I'm looking for it. Oh, are you talking about a box? Oh, I don't know. Well, it's a box
Honestly, it's garbage like it's genuine garbage
She may show you puff, but exit time. She may show me where
Well, let me locate a boulder kill myself
Zimba little bit bam
I can actually see hidden treasures. It was pretty cool
See there you go. What doesn't I don't mean if it's blessed. I it's just buffed. It's buffed
I
Think you can get certain like gimmicks, I guess I
Can drop gold
Well, I got a couple that slingshot this
I got him I got him don't kill don't kill oh I got him I got him I got him I got him
I'll get there my friend almost they're my friend thank you if you see humans just let
me grab them you know okay yeah oh my god oh fuck this I'm playing warrior
forever what the fuck no no no stop up nay
no he's coming he's coming salad oh there's so many enemies
where did he go no he's gonna turn as well
no no you're okay you're alright just come back out here
you should have where is it he's doing he's to your right when you leave oh wait
Millie stuck Millie stuck oh there we go you're gonna fucking die millie oh my
Oh my god, you can aim!
I actually just broke my ankles.
Wait, where are you? Where are you, little foyer?
Ooh, nice.
Stealth, Archer. I want the fucking food.
Thank you.
That was just awful. That was truly, truly awful.
Truly truly human male boy. No, it's go bling male warrior
Go bling male warrior dude. That's where the sauce is at. I
Am the flottest man that has ever lived
Kill them
My class doesn't start with any like mana potions.
Is there any like good way to heal mana pack?
It's when you like level up the stats you'll get more and more.
That was very good.
How did you die though? Did you just one shot you?
Yeah, no, I
You don't don't try to tank trolls as a paladin. I
Played a warrior and trolls are like a joke. They just don't deal anything
But then I play paladin. I just get to shot
And he's what oh
This is very nice. Yeah
If you see any sinks by the way or cauldrons, let me know any sink
Yes
Speaking of which, I've not seen it today.
I mean, actually, I just need a shield full stop.
Oh, yeah, true.
I should probably pick up a shield as a pilot in, I guess.
I keep having that, like, buff offhand as a cosmetic.
Oh, does he pick up other stuff?
Can I give him, like, just plates?
This, the two.
You can have it to have a.
Oh, they call it some.
Yeah.
Thank you all.
my body is by the exit oh wait yeah there's a bottom left exit where my
body is
yeah I was my aggro box gone now fuck you
This is a nice job.
Yeah, I play everything.
I don't know where it is.
What?
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my fucking speech.
I heard a slant.
The music box that I have.
I don't know where it is.
My gear is over here.
I'm pushing it to the exit.
Hey you!
The exit isn't even here, is it?
I think we should get the room off the way.
Yeah!
That's some plating gear, dude.
Hey, Zolobius, 38, Flash of Hope, 28, Batmuncher, 38, Vanguards.
What is your armor made of, tungsten?
Yes, in tungsten.
I'm so far, but I'm on my way there. Does it I need a shield? I need to find a shield so I can actually take
I guess he gold
My god, how slow are you?
He's not gonna mind. No salad amulet for yourself. Oh, yeah, I really ah
Yes minus two curse
First.
It's exactly what I wanted.
Put it on you.
No.
Oh wait, you should...
Square up.
What does leadership do?
Command.
You sell it?
Yeah, so you can get followers.
Any more commands for them?
Oh, well you should have this then I guess.
Who's...
Can I have it?
Yeah, sure
It's on the floor by the oh, no, that's not how
It's on the floor. It's a one hurry get them
Very like 10,000 miles away
Probably
Why do I still have no money? How have I got no money?
Oh yes, thanks for the 34. Thank you. Thank you. I have all the money. Don't worry. Yeah, I feel like someone's fucking robin those
What do you need money for you got me hello
Did you get over here?
See something bad about my hat. No, it's a take this hot. Oh, it gives you close to leadership
Can go somebody grab a lot of you. Okay good
I'm gonna find a hecking shield now
Thank you for the hat salad
elegant
extremely elegant
What are you throwing it is not doing anything
I just saw a bunch of zeros on my screen.
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
Yo, let me know you find a shop.
Alright, just parry.
Just parry.
Hmm.
Hyaaahhhhhh.
Uh, there's a skeleton?
Apply strangulation. Yeah, let's not equip that.
A lot of things, uh, oh, this line, no!
Right.
This fucking parry! Oh my god!
I'm breathing
Eat my nuts
Oh, you got nuts?
Is there nuts?
No, I need foliage
Oh, yeah, you need to take your helmet off to get foliage
Oh, right
hello oh, it's a saint, very poor spider I need help, I need I'm gonna die, yeah
fuck this class, this class fucking sucks
I am never moving away from goblin male warrior after this ever
I told you
Goblin male
No, because goblin has like less they have more durable gear and shit oh
Shame you know more door full stop maybe I'll try shield on paladin I guess you just die so quickly
Yeah, but I have found my world
Yeah, but I'm a paladin you're a rogue I
I have like played the gear and I just die like two seconds
Kill this man POV camera man again. I've never I the moment we all die. I'm going warrior full-time
Yeah, I'm level three by the way
Yeah, that's great
five most useless team day I'm just I'm never gonna play Paladin never ever
who's this you know a lot you can play it a lot all I'm saying you can even come
down mom just give me warrior salad just give me warrior and I'm happy all
right maybe there's a gimmick you can find a class change I found the gold
of key.
Nice.
Succubus female paladin?
Yeah, in my ass.
I don't remember what succubus gimmick is.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, this.
It's okay.
Mine a gut.
I'm just gonna go show it to you.
I'm gonna go put this thing in the door.
I've got to remember where it is.
No you're not right, right?
The soundtrack in this game is bangin'
Oh, it's so amazing!
I'll scare them
Oh yeah, they can remove cursed items, but what about blessed items?
Are we afraid of these?
I guess I'm afraid of you guys right?
First equipment actually helps you while blessed
I can get him into our party here
So how do you just interact with them?
Hello quick one two, I gave them jewels to what I do
Well that's it sir. Oh, it's Mary
Okay
Whatever the hell this thing is this thing this thing. I won't know I I gotta stay in the back now and find the shield
I'm so low level. I'm so low level
Oh
Give any gold to give me
I have seven gold. I do but I don't want to give it to you. Well, you can give it to me
I can use it. I have a crystal removal scroll
Oh
Yeah, that human got fucked up. No, I was supposed to invite him to the party
God damn it. Well, you didn't and then he tried to kill me. I wasn't ready. I mean man are
Shaman seems kind of hard to play. I haven't tried
Rodolp
Eat food. I think I'm good, but I threw it all eat the cream pie my boy
I don't need it anymore.
Oh, oh god.
That was a matter.
Just come on.
Oh, sorry.
Don't forget, if you see sinks, all things that looked at you, it could've let me know.
Uh huh.
A sink?
A sink.
I think there's no shield.
I'll troll whatever the fuck he is.
I don't have a shield.
Not counting.
I'm gonna have to keep my eyes on him.
Yeah, fuck him up, this.
I wonder if I can get him out of the cruise.
No.
No, not me!
No!
Oh, oops, I accidentally hit Harry.
No, no, no, he's fine.
They're out.
Troll, troll, please troll! I don't wanna die again.
No no no no, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
So, if you went for me instead and then won't shot me, that's great.
If I have a shield, I'll tank it, but I just don't have a shield.
I got a shield for you, tank it.
You do? Okay.
Thank you, alright.
Let me do this shit.
Alright, I got him.
FASTER!
oh my god she's a seal I'll make you do you I'm spawning my nuts oh hell yeah
oh it's right here guys I'll drop it's all it's shit right I don't I'm spawning
my nuts crazy there's two nuts here do you want them I want nuts yeah I see
Thank you. It's slightly H2. Sick.
I need to level up my blocking. Oh, there's a spider here. Can we kill this spider maybe?
maybe
a spell book yeah spell book yeah I'm
praising it I could do it okay I do
not let's not
That's just a little good.
No bueno.
Imagine if there's like a resurrection spell that'd be kind of neat.
I won't be kind of clear.
Maybe there is.
There's a kickbox in this room that I'm in.
Egox.
Egox?
Yeah.
Egox?
That's...
What?
Egox?
There's like three enemies in the...
Okay, I know they're just killing each other.
Okay, they're brought...
Wait, we're so good!
She stole my weapon!
Okay, she fucking stole my sword.
Oh, magic stuff.
Wait, what?
No.
Wait, what is she doing?
My claymore is you-
Too many people talking.
What?
Identify me? Something?
I've got something you can identify.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a food joint here with a human.
Food.
Yeah! I have a chest!
I'm an amulet.
What do I identify?
Hold on.
What are you fucking giggling into your stuff?
Nothing.
My spell is failing.
What was that?
Uh, take this.
There's a lot of stuff here.
What the hell?
well this is gonna take like three minutes what's up fluff oh you might
like that it's yeah yeah that's a good one
This is cursed and thrown away.
And there's an angle around the corner.
Oh, nice.
I have a ring of constitution, if you want to.
And just be careful.
There is a...
There is a troll inside this room.
I've locked him in.
Well, I got a sick ring. I can push boulders.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Push boulders.
You two take this thing out.
Kill.
Kill what?
Oh, there's an ogre in here.
Listen, I'm not a pal anymore.
I'm just gonna level up my blocking and playing warrior.
What the fuck is this?
Let me know if you guys need some food.
I gotta throw all this shit away from my inventory.
It's so cool.
Let me know if you need to taste my green pie.
Oh, you can sell shit here if you want.
here if you want now you can sell food okay I have this slightly aged old nut
maybe you can sell yeah you you can't well it's zero gold right now death no I'm
good okay yeah every time I hear that
That's funny boots are gloves. Oh shit
Nice I'm gonna go to the exit. I'm ready. Wait, you got a trick. I
Can't see any more gold. That's why I'm not interested in anything
probably should have yeah
oh well
yeah the go-goers over here if you guys wanna kill it
we're ogering? yeah
chest in there
yeah
what should be locked into your room instead?
oh he's not here anymore
oh I lost him
shit me mixed
oh yeah
I'm dead I'm dead no no no
Oh my god.
Oh my god, the ogre's in here.
Ogre's in the door!
He's so quick, the little bug.
I slowed him, I slowed him, just I slowed him, you can beat his ass.
Wait, you just slow him as it goes?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, nice, he's bullying him.
He does a lot of fucking damage.
Yeah.
I
Don't I don't think you're gonna yeah, oh
You've become hungry faster if you're overweight
Did you imagine if you had a teammate?
That'd be nice I
Didn't know we were doing stuff. I am literally cost-metic in this one. I'm doing stuff, too
I've slowed him down. He's just stood here
Do I really need all this crap what they is coming?
Whoa
Let me grab your box
So uh
Alright, where's that guy from the constellation?
Get on here!
Get on him coming!
He's not aggro, sir.
The girl's just chilling.
Oh, there's a roof gen me, yo.
Gen?
God, I just want to reset and play Warrior.
Warrior was so carried here.
Paladin is so fucking sore, I swear.
Why does Paladin suck?
Get out of here.
Lines on the legs, uh...
Ow!
I just picked it up, and it catches a go.
I guess we go exit now?
Yeah.
Sure.
I'm just gonna throw all my shit out on my stupid arm around the floor.
It's making me too slow.
Paladin sucks in all games.
True.
It's true, dude.
I need Goblin Mail Warrior.
Goblin Mail Warrior was like, it was insanely powerful.
Just don't click on it too quickly.
Like nothing was a threat.
Here we go.
I never died, unless I was alone and everyone else already dead.
Now it's like, I can't do anything.
I'm just going to cry in the corner like Blair Witch.
No, no.
You know what, I'm respeaking to warrior.
Hello, check out this ring.
Uh...
I hate too much.
Yeah, this ring thing? I had one already.
I had one already. Or was it a different one?
I had one already.
Well, I think you gave me the old one I had.
No, that's impossible. I picked it off the floor.
Yeah, I think it was mine. I like...
Is the only one I had.
No idea.
Are you sure? I think you should double check.
No, no, it's not in my inventory. It's actually not this you might be able to do something with these
Yeah
Mimic a it yeah, I don't know how you inscribe stuff. I have this thing that I say inscribe it was
Prangulation yeah, oh yeah, they have a shield no I broke
things yeah I'm looking for a new one I'm
respect into a warrior in my paladin form
now there's another yo diss that's that
that you gave me to identify it's pretty
funny there you go
thank you
charma monster into an ally oh that's
pretty good
Mm-hmm. I'm fast now. It's on a month
How are you dying in it in the safe zone? What's happening?
Well, I found a ring that says insights conflict in an area around the wearer
Did you put it on you?
It's fine, it's not good, I gotta try it.
Billy, Billy.
Dude, I'm literally cosmetic in this run.
I don't have anything to do.
The succubus broke my Paladin weapon.
I removed my Paladin spell by reading a cursed book.
It's just, it's over.
It's so over, like, I'm nothing.
My cosmetic streamer.
I want my Goblin warrior back.
I have a repair scrolls if we need those oh there is repair scrolls. Oh fuck. Yeah, I can repair my pick
Whatever I'm just gonna find some shields and just level up my shield. I mean if it's useful to repair mining
Yeah, I'm gonna level up. I'm gonna level it up. Let's go
Thank you
Let me know if you need something like a wall broke
I need a shield if anyone has a shield.
Fucking humans!
Uh, lepers, I have some books here if you want to do this.
Sure.
One, two...
I'm trying to get this ranger on our side.
Ah, three.
There's three books and I think they're all good.
Oh, speeders!
I'm gonna fucking die to a slime, dude.
Oh, cool.
You're selling a gross amount of money.
Damn, I'm level 7.
Thank you, man.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I appreciate your notes.
Is there no shield here?
Boom!
You only find one of your notes.
On it, you're all nice.
On it's roof again!
How?
oh shit wait salad I think I found an
insane helmet for you maybe I don't know
a real uh yeah
it's just a lot came you don't need that
right
don't need a lot of stuff oh I should
have been gnoble and I could have
recruited these noblins here
Oh, I see him.
Oh, he did have a shield, yes.
Every time I hear that noise.
Yeah, it's so freaky.
Freak out.
Nice.
Now we're talking.
nice now we're talking wait and it was cur whatever it's gonna miss this isn't
but it's worth it I would have done it was oh my oh my fucking god but I got
I'm not an impac- I'm an impac- do you want to help me?
Dude!
Holy guinea-cruise!
I can't do that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
Help!
I'm here.
I'm fucking stuck in the wall!
No!
My companion!
Aw.
My confidants!
Roughly as a light.
Roughly as a light.
I'm stuck in the wall.
I'm stuck in the wall.
Wait, I learned donation spell. What the hell?
That hood might be good for me, you know, if I ever managed to come back to life.
Donations. Yeah, it's called donation.
I got leather gloves if anyone wants some.
I think of those boots as well. I've not gotten it.
Oh, hey, Mr. Epic Paladin.
Here's a... another shield. Two shields.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Do you guys think I need you guys to come collect my body?
No, I have just unlearned all my spells, because I keep forgetting to read the books are cursed.
Dude, I actually pissed, I got a shitload of books for you.
You know how to read, right?
Speed, locking, and deep shape, or shape.
Wow.
Ah, poor incoming, just didn't get it.
Any... oh hey.
Steve.
Where's my... my other companion dies as well?
God damn it.
Yes, Slime killed it.
Well, you guys are dicking around, who's Slime killed it?
Destroy the shields.
Any enemy...
Ah.
Any enemies around here?
Woo!
I'm fast.
enemies around here. Woo! I'm fast. Oh, thank you, holy. Look at this. Hey, at least I'm
not dead tired out. I survived this one. So, there's a problem. What? I found an
exit. It's behind a locked door. I have lockpick. Oh, there you go. I can mine.
there's a no-bill in army in here but I don't know how to open it
wait here's a death chest that's me okay I got your gear
The fucking three boulders came in slop neck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe some crackers.
Crackers.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Not the crackers.
Check it out.
Oh, there's a crack there.
Just this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Yeah, so slow.
So slow.
So slow.
So slow.
Check it out.
Check that shit out.
Invisibility.
Wait, oh, my shield.
Oh, it's too difficult for me.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, where the hell is that?
Not the first time salad and three balls cannon slapping
I freed him I'm murdering them. Well, there's one coming to you now. It's gonna come out. No, we're good. I'm healing. I'm healing
Goblins are insane. Yeah, but we're killing you a goblin. Yeah, I want to be goblin warrior, but I call
Out of mana if you guys find like mana pods
Got some towels which cure bleed
Nothing that kills death
I threw your chest out. Are you gonna?
How are you? It's not been lewd. Yeah, you're pushing
Do you want a helmet Leppa? I
Something happened to it. I think I
I got a hood.
I think the mimic ate it off of my head.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, my food's got him too.
Right.
Hey, where's the workbench, Sal? Cause I have those scraps.
Right here.
Oh.
Dude, I've been carrying around all of my armor for like five hours.
I got a paper.
The one time I take it all off.
I get calls.
Sal and Ru probably like the same level now.
I'm almost seven.
almost seven oh yeah oh behind us listen buddy we uh you can make a car i'm making
that oh this just absolutely stupid like two shot me yeah all right because it's fire i'm like
insanely weak to fire i have to go tree oh yeah that makes sense let's go to the exit i guess
oh wait do we have the did you lock pick
oh yeah you see level stopper oh nice good shit
but wasn't didn't you need to do that for the exit
let me check for gold
ah fucking slime oh oh oh oh what the fuck
Yes, I know I don't deal enough damage, and I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
Okay, I'm back I'm back I'm back where is it no shitty ass line
I'm leveling up my blocking skill
Good you have your to block something get some point then yeah, well for sure I will for sure
Oh
Let by I got your favorite ring if you want it here
So what was your idea, I'm just gonna punch through this door. Yeah
Yeah, don't use your weapon because you'll destroy your weapons
Was there anything else that we need to check?
I have the chest.
I have this chest.
That's a solid chest.
Okay, I'll have that again next.
We ditching?
We ditching?
Yes, sir.
Alright.
Oh, more.
We've got to find a way out.
Have this, maybe check this gear out.
I know well
This maybe this check this check this helmet salad maybe check this helmet out
Does anyone have any gloves or booze?
No, sorry fuck
No, no, why me? Oh my god. Oh my god
I might fuck off soon.
Yep, probably.
I'm giving a defense buff though.
Thank you.
Anyway.
I'm panicking.
Why am I always vomiting, God?
You're eating bad food, huh?
Yeah, well I'm gonna die. I'm dying the fun though.
Oh, I have food, I have food, I have food.
Take this cheese.
You're not fucking cheese you rat.
Bro, it's all fucking molded.
Not mine, Zod.
It was Zod.
No, we gotta find that exit.
Let's not get greedy like last time.
Right there, right there.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Congratulations, Salad.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, we gotta get out of here.
Speed, holy speed buff.
I found my exit.
That's good.
I should just take the exit on the slide.
Well, we could kill a little bit just for levels.
Ah!
Okay, let's take the exit.
Ah!
What the fuck is shooting me?
I killed him?
Oh, I didn't even see it was so dark.
I'm gonna put this down for you.
I'm sorry God.
Oh, alright. That's fine. Thank you.
My man has kicked.
Yeah.
Yo, the exit's down there. Yeah, I'm going to the exit. Fuck this.
Don't do that.
Oh, Spyder!
Is this your log?
I don't know what I'm fucking talking about.
go go go go go to the exit yo you're gonna teleport to him though
alright go go go just go go go okay wait I can't
no I'd say we need gloves yeah I need gloves I do for sure anyone on the
Cluster that screw it take whatever thank you. Thank you
Let's not use that one
There's a bronze axe here
Actually, maybe I need maybe
All the right. Yeah, see if I don't have a lot of health. Can I get help killing this thing?
Nice!
Did someone say don't plus two ox?
I did.
If anyone finds swords...
Exit! Exit! Exit!
If anyone finds swords, let me know. Cause I need swords.
I think we start heading towards exit. We can like close stuff.
I think we absolutely should, yes.
I don't like that sound.
There's two exits.
Yeah.
This is the, you need to pull a lever here.
I
Shit
Oh my god, who's this no blood standing here? What the fuck?
Okay, I can actually take now I say is my shield is broke
I have a water breathing amulet. Oh this this might be for you here
And no one needs a cake. Oh shit. This seems good
Revert
I have a book for anybody want to bowl solid check this out. This is uncourced
This you want to learn this spell, I don't know what it is, but
Good God remove
Oh dude that looks like a beast I'll do it I'll get him hey buddy Stella my
I LOVE IT!
Oh my...
I got two casts of that staff, what the...
Oh, poor Ella.
Excellent item, Spear. Holy shit.
Did you not hear that?
I did, I was stuck. I couldn't run.
I got shot by something, yeah.
I got knocked back.
I
Can
My friendly with these guys
Yeah, there's goblins over there to just be careful
Do we have any keys?
Which I have I have these bronze keys. I have a bronze key
your love yeah I tried to run but I was stuck I got knocked back by something I
didn't see what else holy was there so many of them
well they can't cross water oh it she loves he's gonna drop the sword pick
Someone picked that sword up so I can wear it
Yeah, she dropped it
Oh, there's the bronze gear.
Who got this?
Help!
Oh my, oh my!
Yes!
Yes!
Where are my friendly shot-pupers? I am.
Shot!
keep and finally saw all my spellbarks
does anyone have a clip of my death I want to see what walks me back or why I
was stuck I try to get more don't you
Is that it? Thank you.
So I grab her, and right here I see it. So I try to move forward, but I can't.
And why? Am I blocked by a slime?
Oh, I think a slime is blocking me.
Oh yeah, it was the Slime.
Yeah, there he blocked me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit happens.
I have three to move first calls.
So, you know.
How?
Yes.
I am poisoned.
Uh, Salad, I have an excellent iron spear for you, if you would like it.
All?
6
Close what did he say?
Six six. Oh my god. That's six. That's bad. What are you?
It's right here
Oh, I got an invisibility ring. Oh wait, that's nice. I think it's curse
But you have the yeah, yeah, yeah, I can give it to salad
Behind you behind you behind you
Yeah
Yeah
Mine has strength and push
I have so much man in now all of a sudden I don't even know how
Nuclear nimer with imposter a per lobby now wonder how stable that is
All right, are you ready to get out? Yeah, I got a box
Next to the exit. Human male cameraman
Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Whoa!
I'll be right over
Oh shit, I'm not god damn it lingo. Yeah, what you got to do it. Well, you got time. I got time. There's money over
But all the time in the world
I am gonna need more food soon.
Good for you.
I got food.
I got food, man.
All right.
What are you doing, Muppa?
You coming?
I am.
I am.
I am coming back.
Oh, man.
Pew!
Is that permanent?
That's pretty damn good.
good you can go to the right
are we good
mm-hmm yeah
all right yes
uh did you have that sword this
okay okay
there's a spellbook in this chest for you this
I might fuck off. Yep, there we go.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ooooo.
Okay, good morning you guys.
Oh, 13 seconds, Ella.
10 seconds.
What do you mean? Oh, nice. Okay, for the sword, yeah.
Amazing, yeah.
Uh, this might be good for one of you guys, maybe. Probably, Ella.
Oh my god, yes
We're talking I don't have any boots though
He's only got sandals. Yeah
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's it's right here.
Right.
Oh, it's like an orange stage or something.
Yeah.
It's just so the lawyer.
I see that.
Oh, shit.
The desert.
Egypt.
Pyramid.
I forgot the word.
Get lost.
I
Was you know blends everyone oh, oh, no, oh, no, I'm here salad. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
There's like this big guy already hurts he hurts he hurts he hurts
Is it this ready guy
Oh fuck, there's a behind us too.
I'm healing.
Oh fuck, he's piercing my armor, I can't.
I can't.
Oh my god, I had high.
I gotta look in.
Behind us, behind us!
I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Bro, I can't even...
I can't tank, I can't do anything.
Like, it doesn't matter, I'm too low level.
It doesn't matter.
They pierce armor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sick.
Can you heal me this?
I'm still fucking dying so...
HAHAHAHA
Oh, I'm... oh.
Yeah, I silenced it too.
I think this killed me.
Oh, I kinda killed you.
Yeah, you did like most of my HP and wall.
HAHAHAHA
Yeah, yeah.
Armored didn't do shit versus those, they pierced everything.
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
How do you open the chat box in this shit?
No.
Oh.
You find the exit, Papa?
No.
I guess we're the three of them, huh?
I got both their boxes.
How did Salad not?
Uh, I find both of them.
Oh, okay, I see.
Yeah, I wonder how I exploded so quickly.
Yeah, I wonder how I exploded so quick look because I was
All my butt trucks as well, man
Oh
My burr, I can't wait until recent and I can do goblin warrior
Goblin warrior was the peak man. Oh, that was the peak of everything chat. Okay. Oh
That's kind of scary
I can speak up to you.
There was no space on that square man!
God damn it!
Look at this dude carrying all that shit.
Oh no if this dies we have to restart and do all the classes.
Oh no, a nightmare about this game.
Oh, don't worry about it.
No, I'm gonna be unfortunate.
I know you won't really like Paladin myself.
Was it time to grief?
Nah, no grief.
Are we griefing?
No grief, no grief.
How would we, though?
Well, we could pull levers and shit, I guess, but...
My man's invisible. He can't even die. Oh, the slime's not interesting. That was boulders.
Oh, yeah, there's boulders, I guess, yeah. Are you rooting for the boulder? No, I would never.
Just a boulder? What shop is this? Oh, this is like an item shop. Goddammit, I didn't know this was here.
I
Too busy loop goblin in the lava
Lover
Lover
Lover
NAR
Oh, I know our plea are score
Dude invisibility so fucking OP I swear
and yet he will get older he will get bolder
exactly it doesn't exist
I was carrying when I was playing goblin warrior chicken signer thing
I was a big carry at the moment I switched to piloting a fucking human male cameraman
I'm never playing anything but go blue warrior after this
This fucking game
It's kind of OP
Yeah, this ring is crazy and with the speed and all wait our gear. Oh hi guys. Oh you got it all nice
I don't know which colors mine is yellow. Yeah, all right. I'm fucking locking in dude. Oh
This might be good for you
Hello, let me check. I got a plus 10 leadership hat. Oh
Shit is the wolf helmet. Yeah. Yeah, that wolf helmet's really good
Thank you. I
Got boots. Oh
You want Ella? I definitely need boots. Oh nice. Thank you
Okay, I'm fully decked out. I'm officially invincible surely
haa
Half-H feet. Wait, well, we're all half-H feet.
Hey look at this old salad. Look at this scroll. Can yours weapon ammunition or something?
Oh
Okay, I'm no I'm not going to move first. I'm scared
No, I don't want to be a kid around again. Yeah heel. Yeah
I can go first
Let me buff
Sanctuary
Guys it's a
Where's my shit
Break score up your score path score bus now
Do you get asked for help?
Well, I did by screaming score up
Anybody wants steel gauntlets
And the odd steel gauntlets, what's up?
Okay, I'm making the comeback of the century.
Well, thank you guys.
Oh my god, what the hell are these guys?
What's up?
What's happening?
Oh fuck.
Oh no, not again.
Oh no, I'm on 10 HP.
It's fine, move back, move back.
They slow you I can't fucking move at all
What is this
What are the gimmicks the gimmicks are everywhere
Pussy ass palette it over here. I'm level 11
And I removed my main damaging spell too by reading a cursed book
To do all wait I can fuck with a troll now. I'm not scared
What's up bitch? Let's go. Yeah
Trolls are nothing
I'm officially a score pop
I'm stuck I can't move I'm paralyzed there we go man there's gimmicks
everywhere in this floor no no no wait breakable wall here I don't think it
does anything oh no where wait wait how do these trucks work what's right
thanks salad I already put it in oh god I'm stuck can you open the gate for me
there oh I can break the walls my fucking jokes guys open the gate what
What? Oh, um, there is...
Ah, yeah.
He's gonna get a bomb there.
I wish I could just stop though.
Why are there so many rugs?
I need new boots if anyone has...
...or NPCs or clients.
I'll go look for some.
Thank you.
Whoa.
Let's go, let's go get that out.
He's here to teleport sound.
Cut, Jimmy.
Oh, hello, hello, Mr. Thrall.
Friendly.
Another food shop?
Hello.
This goblin's friendly with me with, uh, the shiwaku and this, I can kill him.
I have a golden key a bronze key by the way
Yeah, I have like the bronze key. Oh my weapon is so bad. Fuck it. I'm using it here
I'm dead. Oh excellent steel axe and knuckles
Oh, this is your dad. Uh, wait what?
Wait, you're dead silent not this. Oh, no, this is also dad. Why?
I can't even get to you guys. I hear oh this really healed himself never mind
What are you gonna try to save him from the slime and the slime killed me?
Oh my god
Sorry, you want to appraise this gem here
Yeah
Yo, mr. Paladin, I got some health potions. Oh, thank you. Okay. That's actually go to Jesus
No, it's fine
Here's salad salad stuff is here
Yeah, listen, I know the feel buddy
Yeah, oh there's no grown there
It is good damage on this axe, but I have a dude in the wing.
Dude.
So I have nothing on any way to like regen mana still.
Hmm, did you across know how like a thing that can do it?
No, I don't think so. I don't really understand how to reach in man. I'm just game. Yeah, I mean
It just happens over time people said you can't find gear with like
Do you wanna plus three armor breastplate? Oh, I have plus four. Thank you though. Okay plus three armor shield
Yes, I love that
Thank you
No, I'd like
To be alive
Yeah, burger restaurants
Burger
Well, I sell my fresh cream pie
Yeah
I'm putting enemies to sleep, I've stayed alive for a while now, I'm catching up on
levels okay oh well we found the agus head yeah yeah it's on mid right
whoa we scare the shit out of me whoa what is here oh boulders I can move
boulders if need still need to pull it up
Oh
Well water is scalding
How
Hell wait, do we go your own fire? Yeah
Wait salads gear we no one has a lot here here
Yeah, you just left it.
I could have been bad.
No, thanks guys.
There's stuff here.
I'm slow. I mean, I'm on my way, but I'm the slowest one.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys already got it.
Yeah.
I'm sure I won't die next time though.
top 80 I gotta watch this I don't know why we're really underpowered I don't
really know oh my god fucking death what the fuck little lord I also feel
underpowered that's because I've been dying so much I think my character is
just I don't usually don't I'm supposed to be building yeah I don't really know
Paladin either I'm just playing it as a warrior
You don't even get this blessing is it only when you fold the button or what shit's weird
Do you want to sleep stuff?
Scorpa!
Uh, I actually have one.
You find anything that like, it's like a scroll of charging?
Like restores your staffs?
What is this?
Grease!
We gotta get a move on if we're gonna fight.
This is a huge level.
Yeah.
I'm moving so little.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Um...
Oh, there it is.
Oh god I'm gonna die no this yeah yeah I am paralyzed scorpions just perma
paralyzed yeah they fuck you up there is a score about coming my way well I love
by Loppo.
God, these scorpions suck ass.
Yeah, I'm really terrified of running into one.
Yeah, I'm dead as well.
As they say
Where the hell's the exit
I'm checking like the edges. I've checked top left all the way to the left now
now. Oh, I found it. Well, this is like a secret. I found a secret level guy. Wait,
wait, you're alive. Yeah, I'm still alive. Oh, come in. Come in. Oh, I'm dead. Oh, why
I do you die to people
Yeah, I can't yeah, I can do you see one you go in there and collect all enough. I can't I can't go near them
All right. Oh shit. Yeah, buddy. Oh
He's coming. Oh, they're killing him
Dammy drop some like super gear
Excellent. I just can't go anyone in although yeah, I'm on the ground to well
Yeah, I'm gonna pick it up
The emeralds were two thousand
Jeez
Damn
So if you want to exit the secret thing, it's over there
Probably no
Holy shit
I think that might not be possible
Uh, this stuff
Did you guys get lepas, porps?
Yeah
okay because you had my box right Leppa yes oh dude this arm spell this you
should definitely get this oh okay what else excellent magic stack of lightning
plus 15 magic damage inflicts plus one static what is that an axe magic staff
or the axe is something I dropped I know I could use that staff yeah the stabs
It was great really fast I noticed, but you can't like recharge them.
Oh, really good boots for a salad?
She might just gotta go anywhere in the uh...
Well, I'm gonna come with them now, they're in my party. Well, not all of them. Don't come in.
Hey, you.
Oh, yeah, I can release
All right, I'm coming out solid we have nothing to worry about now. Thanks, man
I'm just about the exit. I'm not even gonna oh my god mega fool
Okay, wait you're by the exit. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Well, I have an whole army with me. We're good
Okay
The best is to make known cubes. That's my favorite.
Slime!
I'm here. You good?
Uh, I need to get out and kill the slime.
Uh, I need to break the fall here so I can get my stupid stample.
see I have so much stuff that I can I'm coming anywhere I have an excellent hoodie here
okay I'm here yeah we're leaving do we have all the gear and stuff yeah yeah all right let's go
Thank you. Shut up. Your box is here.
Wait, hold on. There it is.
here's the staff behind you you're standing on it and here's a book of
this arm
here's a water breathing amulet if anyone needs and an excellent hood
excellent hood plus yeah well it's boots with
dexterity here
I don't have any boots now, do you have shitty boots?
yeah that's really good, sick
there's a gimmick thing here, I don't know what it is
I don't understand what it is.
Oh yeah, you can auto-sort inventory, so go with it.
Right, can you?
Yeah, help.
Wow.
The button, like, in your character portrait, bottom right.
Yeah, I saw.
oh my god wait I got struck by it but I didn't die
Yeah, it didn't actually I tanked it cool. Oh damn. Yeah, but I almost died though
Interesting, I didn't think you'd be able to yeah, I never thought you could anything you could either
I'm drunk now
You pull the lever but it's inactive wait, I don't trust this oh, I don't trust this whatsoever
What is that sound?
Holder?
Yep.
Okay.
Alright. Chill.
Hello!
I'm mega dented now from the rock.
Ow.
so scared yeah it's really scary with a
Oh, slime!
Scorpus!
Oh, I lost, I lost, I lost.
I'm crazy.
I'll put it out either.
Alright, I'm with you, Jitz.
Except I'm not with you, like, 10 times faster than you.
Oh, god.
There's no, uh, roll.
I'm going to turn around.
Telekinesis!
I'll let it curse to him.
Wadding.
Sink!
Slime.
Sink?
Yeah, I need help from the slime.
Are you just catching me?
No, Mr. Slime, please.
So the exit is top right, yeah?
Who's puking on my left ear?
How is this?
I was getting the wrong stuff.
Am I tanking now? I am, yeah. I can actually tank now.
I really don't get this item of the Paladin though.
Like, it's a buff for so little time.
Oh wait, now it's level 2.
one of these times going to break this and it's going to be crazy on the
increases a exegas I don't really get it I don't I don't get this item it's good
no life region already have passively oh wait you want this disc but it is cuz
I don't have to get the left one I think I have some in a room it grants you armor
class longer charge time increases duration and effect strength but then it
It says it grants a blessing on release, but it doesn't.
You get the blessing.
Oh, wait, this is actually the moment you hold space.
I'm going to get a little of a white trap, fuck.
Well, just wait for your ring.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, it's for allies on release.
Oh, sorry.
armies
peace out my king
any more enemies we can kill to level up maybe
i don't think so i mean this level is humongous but
i'm gonna work that job i'm gonna like top right yeah
surprise julie
this you want telekinesis sure i'll give you two if i uh where we get to you
wait i love watch this
Yeah, very nice
All right, I'm the exit fellas, let's go
All right, let's go exit. Yeah
What is this are coffee just
All right, I can't go here.
Why, sarcophagus?
Oh my god, hello.
I don't know how long your hair fires the problem.
No, I think it off.
I'll go.
How do we get to you guys quickly?
Oh, is this?
I'll throw this if you want to come over.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Wee.
We're here.
Oh.
Woohoo.
Nice.
escape sand labyrinth
oh nice
oh yeah do you have that
did he steal the game from himself?
yeah he did
who did?
the the the fucking dude
oh the mages?
the mimics stole my
oh that sucks
Okay, someone go in.
That was a gimmick one.
It has decks and range stuff on it.
Oh, it's almost already got devastated.
My mages are killing them!
Those are mines?
It's very big clusterfuck
what are these? what are those?
I'm gonna equip my raise over here.
I'm gonna come back to you guys.
probably a good idea.
yeah this area is scary.
what does sanctuary do?
If you press tab you can hover mouse over it improves your AC
Oh what food get food
Was there anything in here oh
My god, have you seen my soul enemies? There's a shop on me down here
shop up yeah it's a potion shop oh I might actually dude how far can you
teleport with that level whole shit I'm not so expensive oh I shouldn't go in
the cast I can't speak to them oh shit there's ogres here
a bug in the shop keep oh potion shop I uh keep my what do you guys want I don't know
useful oh me
bring the army just behind you
you guys come out here I can't go in though I think this is a puzzle or I don't oh my
Oh my god. Oh he ate my ring of invisibility.
No, not your noobs.
Speed buff guys, dude, I don't do any damage.
I put him to sleep.
I have a magic reflecting necklace of someone once.
on the way. I've been killing a bunch here. On the way, I'm here.
I have a magic reflection amulet here
oh there's archer here this is your ring this
this
they fucking they scrams
oh thank you
shot
I'm fucking me again now
how much damage does your weapon do
huh? what was that?
how much damage does your weapon do?
it's plus seven sword damage but then it can
inflicts burning and stuff too
oh okay
oh
oh he knows
I
Fucking hate, no
I can recruit them what you can I'm asleep
Oh
You're gonna stand out I just loaded every single one of them. Yeah. Oh look in front of us. Yeah, I found more
Oh, there's so much dude. Dude. Look how many
Like scary dudes are in front of us here
Yeah, that's the ones I was looking at
use your gnome gang to kill them easy no I'm in fire oh let was that oh shit I
need food no way I have cream pie never mind do you want to have plus three
cloak yeah actually I'm going to realize oh I've got a kids
I don't need ammo at all
Yeah
Mouth knife. I don't think you can get my stuff either
Where's that sound salad to your right?
Plankers
what I got him I got him he's mine he's mine don't kill him
I hope you like well I'm telling him to I'm trying to tell him to stop
okay we'll go you go take it
uh do you need a cloak Ella um no
I'm good I'm good I got it wait where'd he go
oh wait I could tell him to move in and stuff
There's any, and now he follows me, all right.
Oh.
Okay.
Distribute something to uncurse stuff.
Superquice.
Thanks for the IPP.
I really mixed my noise.
Ow.
Ow.
Can we see the vendor on the map?
Fucking traps.
I want to go kill all those bulls we saw.
I want to go kill all those bulls we saw I'm gonna left I'm do it bottom left I see them
They're over here. I'm gonna send my clanker in clanker come here
Move it to this spot go clanker go what you block them
What the fuck he doesn't want none of that or whatever I'm taking
We are good. Wow that is a lot of gnomes. There's one chicken gnomes in here, do you want to go for them?
Uh yeah, let me get my clanker though. He's like fucking cosmetic or something.
Oh wait, uh, hello. Have you gone that close? Yeah, I do.
What is it, Dave? It, uh, on the magic. Magic reflects.
Oh, okay. I guess I'll just say that this is sort of heal. It's just the same thing on thing.
Alright, let's kill this guy.
Oh fuck, don't put me in.
Let the flanker move in.
He clanked his fucking head.
Oh good, he did his job.
I'm asleep!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, I'm falling over a truck, can you help?
up I'm up what are you doing I don't know actual uh oh okay that's cool you like to leave
this what are you doing what did you say what and I was discussing what are you doing
Oh, I was I was trying to buy some blank scrolls from the merchant, but the merchant was a different one
There's two merchants on this one. I don't remember where the other one was
Because I can restore my staffs if I get the blank scrolls, but I don't know
Talk to this one to the left
Oh
Can I get some?
Arrows?
No you can't get to me, my stuff's gone.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck?
Dude I'm stuck in a bear.
Oh okay, we're good.
Salad, did you need something like, yeah, equipment?
Arrows?
Yeah, like you can see Arrows, I need them.
They have a shitload of scrolls.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Repairs a chosen piece of equipment. Oh this I have a spell ice wave
Oh, yeah, I said booked it to forever
Oh nice, okay, but yeah, I can't like any damaging spells apart from the stabs. Okay. Yeah here here
I can actually learn it. No, it's too difficult for me. Yeah
Oh, your stuff is gone as well, that's cringe.
Yeah, so unlucky man.
I had no idea you could teleport straight into lava.
Well, I guess, you know, now you know.
We exit?
Uh, yeah.
Wait, I'm gonna grab some stuff for Leppa, like...
Oh, yeah, true. He's gonna need some gear. Oh, yeah, I have like nothing like no room
There's excellent hood
Actually, I mean steel mace maybe I don't know
Probably it's probably okay. Oh nice. Don't worry
Hey, buddy
The only thing that I really want back
That's that.
That's an owl.
My little owl.
I'll meet an owl on the top next to me.
Alright, I'm full of exit.
A crystal sword.
Yeah, it takes two minutes to appraise.
race
coming exit time
I'm pretending
Alright, I'm at the exit. I think we're all right in the squad relieving it
Wait, I can reveal the thing okay
I thought you could just do it. No
Reveals the current dungeon floor. Yeah, that's why there's this guanoblins everywhere. Yeah, I'll manage this. Let's just move
Let's just go find the exit
Oh, no, it is salad you should not do that yet pretty all I did was walk I need to walk out
I bet you walked out of the door yet, mom.
Nice.
Is that all those vah?
Probably more.
Oh, shit, this sword is crazy.
wait it's fragile though the exit has been revealed 50% it's over here
Yeah.
Is there a gnome home?
We see the exit though, but yeah.
Something is killing everything. Yeah.
I opened a hole in the wall.
So I saw it.
Alright, we got the exit. Good shit.
Now kill stuff for levels.
It's just cursed.
Yeah, it's all my shit's cursed in here.
How do I pronounce buffet?
kill these guys in the middle
away there
okay
oh
nice
uh... no exit exit
the ice wave
No, I don't have enough stuff. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay
I'll go I'll go I'll go
I'm asleep. I'm awake
Another one behind you
There's another couple of you
I knew it, I knew all of them.
Okay, nice.
I feel fucking invincible.
Cool.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Uh, why don't you put the, uh, gnomes on me?
On me way.
I'm paralyzed. Oh my god.
I'm fucking paralyzed again!
Where's that gold shit? Oh my god, big gnomes!
Oh my god! I'm fucking stuck again!
I'm here like, ahhhhhh piece of shit!
Oh my god the canoes in my ears!
Nice work!
Okay good shit, holy.
I'm out of ammo.
Yeah.
Counts a bunch more.
No surprise.
We got a hurry though, we can't stand around.
Yeah, I'm gonna just pick up a bunch of shit and then try, I'm just gonna have to fucking
roam.
There's a shop here, no wait, wait is it?
Yeah, I'm still checking, cause I'm here.
He sells crystal gear.
An excellent gold let's and shit.
Okay
Might want this as well.
Exit is near where you guys are. Exit is near where you guys are. We gotta go though.
Yeah, we have to find- oh, the exit's over here, yeah.
Uh-oh! Fuck, we need a golden key!
Need a golden key?
Yes, I can't get to that exit. There must be another one. I think it's a bonus.
Have luck, pig!
Oh, okay, go, go, go. Go then, go then.
Oh, it can't be picked!
Okay, move it south, south, south, just go south.
Here we go.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
It's gotta be over here.
Oh my god, this is terrifying.
It's not here!
The exit is revealed, it says.
What?
You know, it's the same one.
What?
Is that it?
I don't know, I'm just trying to-
We need a gold key.
We need a gold key.
Just fight on a slide.
How did I die?
I don't think we can fight it.
You know what? Fuck it, I'm going in.
I'm going in, I'm going to tank it. I'll try.
You guys are doing a lot of damage. You can do it.
I'm fucking dead, so get my body.
Did he kill you?
Yeah, this must have died to it.
Well, we see this gear, I'm gonna go grab it.
well we see this gear I'm gonna go grab it yeah I need a breastplate I don't
have any breast art
if anyone finds a breastplate let me know I found a fucking work I gas like the
entire team because I knew I was pretty powerful I am pretty powerful now you
I'm looking for a breastplate. I have no main armor. I'm shirtless. Oh
Yeah, we could sell to the vendor and get like insane money and he also sells insane shit
I got the gold key, by the way.
Oh, nice.
I don't want to part anymore gold.
Wait, what, the merchants?
Yeah.
What?
It's all so much, Myrtle.
Oh, workbench here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going crazy on this thing.
Oh, nice.
always uh roguin now huh is it good i don't know that's the problem sometimes i feel like pretty
strongly sometimes i feel like it's still
i like it kind of relies on you getting certain things if you don't get it you know for about
fun
I'm gonna do something that might be stupid
what's that?
I heard boulder so
Oh my gosh the fucking you know I'm gang here
It's fine. It's fine. No, I had to fly over here. Oh, but I killed him. It's fine
If you bring all the loot we can think you
Yeah, I hope they had a breastplate, but they don't
I don't know if you can move it.
Look at you tinkering over here.
There's a tinkering one.
Oh, there's the way back.
Nice.
Okay.
I should have looked that way.
Wait, I can get out, right?
Yeah, I should be able to get out.
I can't live on.
I can't live on.
What's that?
A handle seventy two.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to kill you.
You know.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I
Look at what you're doing
You got some kind of goggles on you got a lantern look at you
Look at this
Yeah, look at me
No, I don't get rid of that. I have an excellent healer oh plus one
Hey, what did you get
Excellent healer O plus one. It gives you casting speed with Tal Maturji.
Oh, okay. Nice.
Did we ever find that key by the way?
Oh no.
Yeah, yeah.
What is this orb?
What is that orb?
I'm going to fucking turn her nice and go shit.
I will murder you and your entire kiddo family.
Oh, let's take it easy, mom.
Yeah, um, yeah, okay, so here's the deal.
I have the key for the exit.
Okay.
Yeah, there's one thing that's stopping me from getting to you guys, and it's this day
I'm gaited.
I'm trying to figure out a way to open it.
Oh, gaited?
Oh, I see.
Uh, hmm.
Hmm...
So...
If I were a gate, how would...
That open something, maybe?
I'm pretty sure I just opened something.
Wait, there's- I have a lever here.
Oh wait, no, that's gonna open this. Fuck.
Oh, there's a mega-gnoble on the other side.
I don't think I might have opened it.
You did?
I levitated with a potion but there is a way out there is a way out because listen listen
listen there is a way out we just gotta find the uh here's the key to you lose it I mean
You can get out, Ella, if you just go back right...
If you come find me, I think.
I don't think I can.
The thing is, there is a lever.
Yeah, this. Can you pull this lever here?
What does that do?
No? It's still not open.
Oh, there's a lever here, Ness.
Can you pull this?
I pulled that one before.
Oh, you pulled it already, okay.
Hmm.
Could you perhaps...
Pulse me the key?
And how would I do that?
I don't know.
What's there to get a throw button in this game?
No.
Can you destroy this grass here, Ella?
Uh, let me see.
No, I'm soy.
I feel like it's something like the Lubbers in there or something.
I mean the thing is I still have a room to get into whether so I have 40 health
some scared well I'm gonna give you a choice in the match
can you I can throw healing potions at you I think yeah try it where are you
there you are I just need to get like a yeah I'm over here
You can't throw from there, can't you?
Where'd you go middle go? Can't you go like?
Over there closest I can get yeah, that's the closest yeah, I think you can throw
Nice it works one more one more. Yeah one more. Thank you. All right now. I feel good now
Thank you. Well, hopefully the lever to open this is in here. Otherwise, it's got to be out where you guys are. I can't be locked
Well, yeah, there's a guy
You could absolutely be long oh
Okay, there is a lever here. I'm not sure
What it does I
I already pulled it it opens this gate. That's it. Oh my this is not looking good. Yeah
Yeah it's open now. What about this lever then? I think if you keep going through here, I think it's open now.
Oh no it's not. Oh my god holy chess. Yeah I don't really know what to do.
was anyone not doing anything well that's what I mean there's nothing to do
you craft a pickaxe no what can what can you craft it can you cut the same
stuff as me
I scrapped the torches on the walls such a smart idea
there's nothing I can do I mean I just I went through that area pull the lever
how is it not open what and what the hell is this for
What potion is this?
Nothing!
Hi.
Did you take the key?
Get all.
Thank you.
Bye.
What's the key you're gonna do us?
Can you skip a lever?
Can you skip a lever?
No, I don't think so.
You can't even leave unless you're here.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I guess you can give me the key though.
Yeah, wait.
Wait.
Am I waiting?
Yeah.
I guess you can give me the key though.
Yeah, wait.
Wait.
Am I waiting?
Yeah.
I'm waiting
Hmm, I'm in the waiting phase
No, I was already pressed this part. Oh wait
Waiting I just pulled it
Hang on I might I might be able to save this no gate is open somewhere else
I'm gonna hang on
wait can you left us can you fill this out look I'll go stab way through that
you threw the shit to the children wait no way you made a limitation potion no
no no no I made I made a teleportation trap oh oh okay interesting did you
pick that up and love it at him sure I don't know if I can love it far enough
this works yeah I go to the gate yeah
oh does it work through the gate maybe we
don't know got it it's got on wait let
me see stand on it next interaction
disarm yo take it take it oh yeah maybe
I can yeah yeah we can take it through
tonight I can okay put it under your
How do you put it down?
It doesn't work if I step on it. No, it's only for enemies I think.
Oh, yeah, maybe you need to make another one. I don't know.
If only I was alive I could just break the wall. Yeah
Hang on, let me go pick up some more tall. I mean maybe I can
Yeah, I tried. No, it's not. I killed myself. I walked onto a spike trap. Yeah, if I toss
the key like this, I mean, I still need a way to kill myself, though. Oh, yeah. If there
are pickaxes, do you guys find pickaxes who can just chop the wall? It's just go find
You think I'm not easy?
Oh, just fine one.
Just fine one, five head.
Can you destroy these like broken pillars?
On the very close number.
Salad.
Uh, what?
These pillars.
Let's try this.
Let's try this.
No, you can actually break the pillars.
I call them.
They're a little broken.
Maybe the lever is like in them or something.
Can you do it from this side, Salad?
No.
Something was launched in the bell.
Shit.
WLH.
Can you loot my box?
Can you open people's boxes?
No.
Where is your box?
I think you can.
Who is my box?
I don't think they all need to be deactivated.
Who has your box?
I will be weird, wouldn't it?
Do you have my box, Ella?
Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you see if you can open it?
I can.
There's 37 items.
Hmm.
Okay. I mean, if I use it,
gonna open up all your items right yeah well there's the staff in there that can
break walls I guess we could try that yeah just try that again okay that is
that's a lot of items we won't be able to carry I'll ditch my shit I guess
you know I don't need all of it trying to find the damn word magic stop
lightning magic stop broken lightning I think it's actually broken oh great
was just getting better and better but there's no way I can be softlocked here
like that even though I levitated there if there is a clear way to open it from
this side because of the gates yeah I was there
I don't know.
Okay, wait, can you, you guys, can you fix it with the tinkering?
I might be able to repair it.
Ella, come, come, grab this, come over where all the stuff fell.
Yeah, I'm here.
It's like right here, it's the staff of digging.
It's like the green staff by your feet.
this one like that one yeah yeah yeah I see it through the gate to sound okay
you reach that closer I had it but you can do it on now then that should work
nice yeah maybe we have to just literally just flick all the letters all the
letters need to be activated it cannot be the scroll of charging so well I mean
can we flick all the levers so they they're activated because there is like
Delivers that are flying that this can activate
You have any scrap, what yeah loads
Do you need magic scrap and not right now I'm gonna level my oh god, I'm gonna start
Okay, do any of you have blank scrolls
Okay, check it out.
It's so wait leppa throw your teleportation ring through I died. I don't have it anymore. Where are you dead?
I lost all my stuff
it is what it is
i mean i i don't see how this like you we activate all these lemurs then what
fucking nothing unless this is something that needs to be shot also so well this can fly over
and activate it those are different one i'm getting hungry
Oh
Yeah, I don't know this is all insanely
No, there is a way out for sure, but what's this one for that?
And because I can't reach it
Yeah, apparently all the levers in the room is supposed to be in the on position, but
they are.
And it's still not opening.
I don't know if I like, because I, because I levitate it over.
Well, this is the only way in otherwise.
Yeah.
Wait, the lever over the gap needs to be activated too.
Oh, hold on.
wait can you break boulders something just wait what about what about this it's
it's been pulled there must be more yeah wait what does this work well there
Where is this, where is this lover over here?
I think just pulled it already.
It didn't even pull on my screen that.
I pulled two random lovers.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's so weird man.
I'm out!
What?!
Oh
Teleportation trap I worked
Well, okay. Yeah, but the problem is this fucking gear is in there now if you guys have space just grab some shit
I guess yeah, but how do we get in? Oh?
Right you just left it in there. Well, I don't have spent a little bit of space
It's alright fine distance there was there it was the ice wave book I think what might have been the
Big guests wait, there was an exit
I
Don't see how else to the door but there has to be a way in here. This doesn't make sense
It's fucking bogged man. Yeah, I think it's fun. Yeah, maybe flying is a
You had to use lockpick twice on the teleportation trap and it works oh
You didn't even need the gold fucking key my gear is broken
actually I got your armor you got your armor you might as well use the gold
key luffin's your lessons I guess yeah yeah I can use the gold key I have gold
I
Have a warm what is blue mystic or
Does he know it says it looks shiny and this use chat this gear was mostly broken all the stages check it out
And don't pretend that it's okay
Try
This can you even use that?
Yeah, I'm throwing some shit out wait, I think these gloves might be
My gears broken
All the levers in there were activated yeah, we literally checked literally
Oh god, I'm fucking stuck in a truck.
I'm gonna find the gear for this.
Oh my god, gear for this.
The gear for this.
It's getting too late.
It's really stroking out.
Yeah.
Slightly aged.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
What the hell? Oh wait, I thought that gnome was left buffed
Oh, gnome's there
It's a bugbear
Oh that's a left buff
Hahaha
You're good?
Bugbear
I'm trying to find some, uh, okay, I think there might be a sh-
This is a sh-
I have a silver key for when needed. Oh, I found pickaxe
Hold get
That's not fish because I'm
It must be some ages around here there has to be some ages. Oh, that's probably how you get into the I'm just not doing
This is a shop that I'm in
Oh my god
Oh my gear is like getting broken
I think there's a view of them.
There must be a smart way to like repair gear.
speaky-drop
Oh
They're gonna skeleton. Oh, what oh nice. I
Think that could open whatever's
Like bottom middle
Right right here
Maybe like equip it and
Well, it says you have no matching key for that silver lock.
Oh wait, it does attack while equipped?
Yeah.
Oh, I fucking equipped a cursed arbalest.
Oh my god.
Can you toss it to me?
Yeah, I'll give it to you.
Oh my god.
Hell classic, though.
There.
The skeleton key doesn't fit.
You have to attack with it.
Yeah, it's attacking.
It says it doesn't fit.
Oh, that's okay.
Well, I got a skeleton key.
I think don't hold on to it.
Uh, I guess leave?
I have a silver key, but where do you need to use it?
What's happening?
Oh, it's bottom middle, bottom middle is.
Bottom middle?
Oh, okay.
Nice.
That's where the exit is.
Oh, yeah, it's here.
here oh my god oh well I mean I guess it was you're blind and I can take it all
Oh, yeah, this is a known
Yeah, I have a clanker good stuff over there
I mean, I don't know this
It was really good gloves I needed
It's about it like six armor
Well, I guess
Vee leaf? Vee leaf? Vee vong?
Did you find some
gear discs? Kind of.
I feel bad I forgot your gear. No, it's fine. I got a little
bit of stuff. It's alright. Alright, nice. I got a spellbook for your disc.
Oh nice. Thank you. You look pretty
Wait, what's he?
What is this?
Oh shit.
Is it boss time?
I'm not sure.
Oh, here's the stuff of fire it is.
Oh, fireball.
Fireball.
Yeah, I noticed the thing that we felt open, so don't touch it.
Yeah, I guess.
Wait, this might be a boss.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I mean, I'm gonna kill yourself, I guess.
Not a heal yourself, I guess. Is there anyone we need to find like a repair spell that would be so big. Yeah
All right, we uh
Wonder if the merchants
Is the merchants stock for the whole team or can everybody buy it for me?
I have no idea
Look, it's like if everyone can buy the scrolls. I could have had you guys all buy like four scrolls
Oh, I could have made like repair stuff. Yeah
I'm gonna open the thing, I guess.
All right.
What's going in?
Oh shit, Epic Bridge.
What is the door here before we do that?
Dude, this is like doom.
Yeah, boss.
I don't know, boss.
There's pedestals here.
I never played this.
No?
Nika's trying to suplex her.
It's suplex time.
No, it's uh, wait, I heard something.
Oh, boss.
Yeah, boss, yeah.
I'm spinning.
Ow.
Oh, this is a wall kicker for it.
Oh, it's small demons.
Yeah, oh my god, I'm half health.
I got a chill.
Easy.
I'm spinning my flail.
I can't die.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my.
You just one shot me.
Yep, through my shield.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
You can definitely kill it though, I think.
I'm off.
I'm off.
I'm off.
Alvarez.
This thing sucks ass.
Thank you.
Yeah, you can easily kill him though.
Image is fine.
I'll keep you on your side.
Thanks, mom.
Especially salad.
Yeah, my magic was keeping me alive.
Ooh, 60.
Nice.
It's almost dead.
It's almost dead.
Kill him!
No, the gear!
Yes!
Nice work.
All the stuff!
All the stuff!
No the gear!
Yes!
Nice work!
All the stuff!
All the stuff fell in like...
But it's fine, it's fine.
It is what it is.
Oh my god.
Nice work, nice work.
I think, I mean...
I think I may be a soft lock,
because I think you meant to do something with the item.
Well, you can move.
Oh yeah.
Nah, no way.
This time, I'm more the old artifacts, but oh yeah, you're actually
against the orb.
There's no way back.
Oh, wait, oh, I think I did it.
Oh yeah, portal.
I don't know what that is.
Oh.
Her body is transported with a white flash.
The Rhymots saw the Hamlet mines and watched the cursed blackness peel away from the land.
Warms sunlight flows over the countryside.
As the doors of the mine open wide, the people run into streets acclimating to their freedom.
You march through the magician's guild for answers about herk's award, but the doorman
there turns you away, seeing a haggard from your quest.
He encourages you to take the rest.
The answers you seek will be here tomorrow.
You return to the streets to find a hundred people waiting for you.
They're hero.
in well-earned revelry or resolved to be set to magician skill as the merriment dies down
oh wow where are we in our underwear naked here uh oh hi guys
yeah uh let's see yeah it does save one
yeah i guess it's too hard to get a little bit
Oh, yeah, did anyone pick up the gear chest I think this
Like I could just recruit them, but I'm just standing there
Oh my god
Oh we gotta just go them we gotta just go
What's happening?
This guy walked out of here and this guy is gonna kill me
I have to kind of anyways I gotta drive tomorrow
Yeah
Yeah, we played for a while and we killed the first main boss.
We drew the main boss?
I mean, I'm sure there's more.
That's probably the way of all.
Who's vomiting?
It's me.
Ow, ow, I'm getting shot at.
Wait, why is Lepha dying?
I'm dying.
I'm getting shot at.
Wait, it's Ul!
Dude, he's a beast!
What the fuck?
I didn't kill him.
I
Yeah, I'm not here. I'm not dealing any
I'm dead as fuck. I'm dead as fuck. All the humans are just killing me.
What the fuck?
I could, I could, I could...
Someone's running around in this stuff.
I think the ladder was in the room that was spawned.
Oh yeah, you.
Oh yeah, you got down.
Oh, it's a floor.
I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm fucking dead. I got, I'm dead, whatever.
Oh, are you sure it's safe?
Feels dead man. Well, all my gear is broken anyway, so I don't even care you don't have to pick up my gear
I mean did the game save or not?
It should save yeah, like it seems automatic. Yeah. Yeah, it should
Yeah, that sounds good. It's fun
all progress before the current dungeon level will be saved so I guess I'll come back to
life for some okay gg fellas thanks for the game yeah I can't press continue here we're good
Oh nice GG GG GG
You know what guys, thanks for playing!
Bye bye!
That was tight.
At least, well let me just...
Shhh.
Continue.
No?
Wait, local?
all you have to go local my hair here okay good I got fucking scared I got
really scared yeah yeah games really tight man but it's hard anyways we can
1am gotta go he gots to go chat he gots to go look how many
um achievements twin they're 301 I'm not live tomorrow I'm going to
Stockholm to see a system of a down fuck yeah fuck yeah so I'll be back
Tuesday chat Tuesday I look forward to it I'll see you guys Tuesday chat I'm
gonna do my my orange eat all on my Instagram story tomorrow fuck yeah see
you Tuesday appreciate all thank you guys super quest how do we lino felonious
Thank you everybody very late. Thanks for everyone for chilling so late. See you today. Bye-bye
I
I love you guys.