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Hey. So, real quiet here.
Yeah.
Sometimes, we just need some quietness, all right?
Ha
Perfect song for a sip, bro, it's Tuesday man. It's Tuesday
Oh yeah! Mouse likes that, I guess. Biggie's face, Mouse74!
Oh yeah, more dead signal today. Yes, of course, yes.
Upcoming horror spanking exorcist. What a ffff!
All right, that's uh, sounds like a video game.
Definitely a video game of all time.
beautify is dead
Yeah, dude, that signal is done. I finished yesterday. Thank god. I was getting drained by that game
now it's all bliss my commentary was good beck ox when I used to the controls
eddy software mess yeah they laid off a bunch of people yeah fuck yeah that's
unfortunate fucking a lot of layoffs now with the whole Xbox what are they doing
not rebranding but reestablishment whatever
something like that hey you like that x42 dude yeah it seems like they are
Resetting yes exactly re resetting. Yeah
PlayStation tweeter no, I'm not on Twitter too much. I haven't seen it
I beat signal game yes yesterday
No sleep with the fishes isn't finished I've been wanting to play feed the pit for a while
I just got so hooked on dead signal it took like most of the time.
Congrats on your dead signal I thought yesterday you will flush having a stupid death.
No I was never gonna flush because I put so many hours in and I knew I would beat it eventually
I was like, oh well, we just go again, but it was very demotivating though
They tweeted about a new fighting stick
That's it. They didn't say anything else
I'll play Valhalla. I'm a 1.0 release. Isn't that with like a lot of other releases they're doing that?
I feel like it was
Oh, Fenrir is pause deuce. Thanks to the prom dude. What up Corgi? Yeah, I beat that signal yesterday
Hey, you. Kondra, thanks fifty. Fifty hours. It was forty nine point six hours, I think
It's done today's doom deal see but I would really want to try feed the pit first
first. We're watching the foot did my office and I'm in charge of setting up a projector
because I'm the smart one who knows I've never done it. Just ask if I can get a curse on
thing I guess like everyone else is doing. Except you're an orange needle. I can accept
Some people in orange eat all cool.
There we go.
Doom Dark Ages.
Yes, the DLC is supposed to be pretty good, though.
But it's out six p.m. in two hours.
Of course, we'll be a.
Who drank the red room?
You got bottom 3% darkened?
Backrooms? Oh shit!
It's backrooms out on streaming today.
My pleasure, slam.
The Cormacants gamer asked how DLC came a good.
Supposedly it's more like Eternal.
More aerial and stuff.
That's what I've heard but...
Well, I mean, in two hours we'll see.
This shall see hey me I got pretzel
You got bottom 1% oh yesterday what I fell a day
Of course lotion just link it
Well I do permanent dark ages, I don't know it was the gameplay loop in Dark Ages. I wasn't like super big on
I mean we'll see Johnny's is what I heard. I don't know if that's correct though
Fucks that is not a cool way to start the stream, right?
Your doggo is helping you with the gym, huh? Let's see lotion, let's see
Hush more!
Are those Lidl?
Sloppers?
Sloppers.
Sloppies?
What do you say, floppers?
Aw, that's so nice.
Slippers, slippers.
Sloppers.
I can sloppers.
Ah, you have a six month advance sausage as well. Thank you, thanks 43.
I can sloppers.
Too much slop man.
Gondry, thanks for the big 50, thank you.
your dog climbs on your chest to be benched when he's in the room he's a tiny
she won't shut him out oh do an early roll now I'll do it when I switch to do
them in like two hours their top 10% today matrix I won't last long after my
After my role, you'll be bottom 10.
He's in your face when you score.
I'm probably got 1% today.
Wait, top or bottom 1%?
You were top 2% at least?
What the fuck?
Doom DLC is out today in two hours, yeah.
It's called... I don't remember, actually.
Remembrance, no.
Re...re...re...re...re something?
What's up, Sierra?
Resonant? Is a res...is a resonant?
Wait, resonant? Refort? No! Resonant.
There's a resonant.
No, no, no! Revelations!
Is a...
Revelations, right?
Fucking resonance.
I was less than bottom 20 every single day for a week and today top one percent damn.
Have you seen this game suit for hire?
No, I have nots.
I don't know, I don't recognize this at all.
Looks a little bit like Hotline Miami.
Hotline Miami.
And John Wick.
Some Max Payne.
This will be so easy with my aim.
Hey, that's kind of cool.
You got top 1% Wolfie now?
I mean, I will also
Barses I've never heard of tharsis. It's an older game. I mean 10 years
2016 is 10 years ago, dude. That's crazy
I know welcome to the game threes coming out this while I've been playing all of the others
Well, not all of them but most actually haven't played scrutinized. I have played scrutinized obviously on release. I
Would love a tail real
Relapsed got you what the fuck
Now you guys got to add some like color to your names man you need to have the name the color you have in twitch chat
facecap is 56. Thank you dude. It's all good. It's almost done. It's only 39 left. 38.
Can you even, yeah, you should be able to have, I haven't seen any green names in RNG.
Wait, why can't I accept more?
Come on.
Faster.
Yes.
Yes.
All right, okay, good shit.
Now they're getting accepted.
Look at that.
Hey, you.
Now my voice is a bit sharp from Garf yesterday in Autoless.
Done.
Done!
Today's best roll is six?
What?
Fucking hell.
Nihileos has the top roll of the friend list today.
Damn.
997777
Fuck you now. Is that a joke of Poco?
Well, Mel is I might not have added you how I added you oh wait there you are your own 14 on my friend list with a top 2%
You got bottom 12% is the garf curse it is. Play garf you roll bad.
Wait, do I have Apollo added? I do!
Only Among Us peak upon us six ev-
Ah, fuck off!
Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I- I mean, that's good. That's good.
Yeah, I finished that single yesterday.
That's actually good, because you only get certain words to choose from, so...
yeah today before do must I'm playing feed depict it's a new horror game I've
wanted to play for a bit it came out like a week ago or something I got so
stuck on that signal you
by with external I need to find the minute yes I was thinking about it dude
divinity to not original sin but I think just divinity to
Yeah, this one. Yeah seems kind of cool
Yo, what up Jagger and you two brother
Play two worlds, oh true this game is fucking peak funniest fuck yeah
It's over 4pm start, feed the pith, I think this is like...
Two hours maybe, should be.
I don't know what to expect from this, but it has very good reviews.
You own the physical discs for two worlds and you regret it.
Nice.
Oh, you can remove the ditter filter. Nice.
Oh, that's so good for stream.
Ditor.
I woke up to crash this morning, Garfield opened the hall closet and jumped on Tupala, right
I'm shitting out it's all over the place and he's acting like it doesn't know what happened fucking cats. Yeah
They look happy yeah, they do so yeah in two hours chat
We have revelations doom the dark ages
curious to see how this is I'm excited I I hope this soundtrack banks the
soundtrack in the trailer for the DLC was good the songs they use so yeah
it'll be cool dude no I finished Dark Ages I just didn't do ultramarine there
took 24 hours there's no pre-down of the DLC I can't even bite or anything
So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Standard. The intended experience. Yeah, sure. Okay, let's go. Hard
Rubin, thanks 49. Loa, thanks 30. Thank you. Flaming Pound, thanks 64. Facecap, thanks
After many fruitful years, the Church of the Pit was dying.
Each passing week saw fewer in attendance.
Most of the congregation had abandoned their faith.
The leaders decided to take the drastic action and make humanity aware of the church's existence.
One longtime member will be elevated into the chosen circle to perform this task.
The selected member is you.
Hey, you.
Hey, you.
Strel takes 30, thank you.
Eh?
Huh?
Huh?
aww
Take your seats everyone fill in near the front
Oh, is that a pit?
I guess I'll sit here
We have all sinned against the pit.
Me included.
It was a rather embarrassing story, but today I'll share it.
Long ago my parents gave me this toy, a little red truck, and my, we were inseparable.
Then one day back in foster care, another child stole the truck from me.
I commanded him to give it back.
I said that I'd kill him if he didn't.
And he laughed, of course, like children do.
I could not abide, so I picked the rock up off the ground and bashed it into his head.
Some men.
And he fell, and blood started pooling.
I took my truck back and ran.
That rock put him in a coma, a long one.
Would it have been so bad to just let him keep it?
This is the power our possessions hold.
Greed makes us violent, stupid and erratic.
We act as though all we are is the stuff we own.
And our aliyah, the pit, offers a place to discard these possessions.
Then we may focus on the only thing that matters, my children, brotherhood!
What distracted you this week?
Please form a line, and we will each discard an item.
It's no secret that our church is dwindling.
We are on the verge of losing everything.
But today, the member becomes the seeker, and they will save our church.
They will feed the pit, and they will spread our beliefs.
You're gonna do fantastic, seeker. We're counting on you.
Here mate, boy down on this.
Ready?
Devotion of this magnitude requires an equally significant sacrifice.
Thank you, seeker, for your dedication.
Back to the pit.
Welcome to Elijah's Chosen Circle, seeker.
Today, you will get to meet the pit.
But first, you gotta get some food for it.
That's what the seeker's job is.
Let's go through this.
A person is hidden in one of these squares.
Which one?
Uh, this one?
That one?
Oh, I have to ask.
You need to find me.
Pick up a card.
Are they north or south of me?
What does it say?
Are they north or south of me?
Good.
I only answer questions from the cards.
So pick a square.
Let's go here. Try to split the map down the middle.
What's that not the fucking middle? That's you.
Okay. Ask your question.
Are they north or south of me?
They're north. Okay, they're up here.
Therefore, we can eliminate
All tiles which are south of your location.
Okay.
This question and card ruled out a large area.
Now let's use a card to target a more medium sized area.
Are they within the quadrant?
Hmm.
Where, where would I guess?
They're probably at the end of this road here.
Are they within the quadrants?
Oops, I shouldn't.
I probably doesn't matter, it's marked.
Yes, I'm in the same corner as you.
Let's cross out the other corner now.
Now, a car to cover a small area.
Are they within two spaces?
Let's go here.
Fuck, I should have picked that out, because there's something here.
Are they within two spaces?
I am not within two spaces of you. There, they're here.
Now that you've narrowed down so much of the map, let's try this.
Whoa, this is a finder card. Unlike other cards which check in entire area, this will uncover exactly where they are.
as long as they're within the shape that is so cover as many squares as you can
whoa shit can I turn this no all right I'll cover this then are they within the
column I'm not within this column at all all right so they're over here let's try
another finder card. Are they within the same row? They are within this row. And they are
at f9 other here I was one off now we can cross out every space but there's
and just like that through a few simple questions you found I like this up far
is cool
what the fuck
you can't just interrupt the man's rock like that
uh sorry i don't sweat it life's short we ought to do what we want
it's a big day for you you get to meet the pit
dude that is life-changing stuff there's nothing like it
how you feeling i'm excited it's a big deal most never get the privilege of seeing it let alone
Feeding it. Oh speaking of here. Have a look at today's target
Benny Rogers
What we know Benny Rogers a famous cutthroat stockbroker
Scummy business tactics have made him widely despised and his materialism has made him an enemy of the church
Last summer Benny injured himself rock climbing. You won't find him near any rocky terrain
Yeah, real big bad cat.
Church is dying, so we're centering on peeps that are pretty well known.
My fear is that killing guys like that is bound to catch us some attention.
Overthrowing the establishment, you know?
Do some good, change the world.
Hey, we're here.
The church should have been on the good guys.
I mean, that's a nice seat, I guess.
They just want to bring the church back more.
I like it.
Check, check.
Hear me?
Mupsie! Thanks for the 59!
Scouting earlier. I didn't see any weird creatures, so we're good there.
There's a really important party in three days. I want to grab some supplies once we're done.
I guess I could just go get this stuff now.
Eh, I don't believe in day shopping.
Oh crap, almost forgot. Grab the watch from the back of the van.
That watch belongs to Benny Rogers, your target. You'd never find him without it. Head west along this trail, there's a blue guy under the water tower.
I'll be in the van and I'll look out, break a leg dude.
Cool.
Welcome to Carrister Valley.
stories so far you're chosen to find sacrifices for the pit in order to
empower the church because the church is kind of losing power yeah this game has
very good reviews on steam okay oh look at the blue guy smoking over there I
I mean we know where he is but I guess we got to set it up though.
Apple? Okay.
This is nice.
Emma's finally going to search my pit. I have a good stream my dude.
Thank you guys.
I get these are probably like quick travels, I guess
Yeah, that would take me over there, but I want to meet the blue smoking guy
Hello
Card Master, on your rear, turn around, someone's here.
Ugh, another one.
Be happy, you old coot, today's gonna be astute.
Welcome to the game, kiddo.
This is my gorgeous, irritating bird, Rosemary.
You know how to play this game?
With the cards?
Don't they teach you kids these days?
It's a bunch of cards with questions.
You're gonna ask the questions to try and find a person.
You got something for me?
People are connected to their possessions.
track fork with them. Let's see who's watched this is. Is Benny Rogers brother?
Hey Inksow. Benny Rogers got it. I can view the whole forest you see. So you'll pick a
card, any card, with a question. Go somewhere to ask it. And uh...
Uh, sometimes he spaces for a bit.
Cardmaster, you'll answer it.
Yes, I'll answer the question, and eventually you'll find the person you seek.
Then you kill him, then you feed the pit.
Got it.
Back to pit.
Hope you have a better day than you expect.
This game is crazy, really.
Thank you, Jake.
You too, man.
Yeah, I wanted to play this for a few days.
I think it's like 17 or something here.
But this game is really cool so far.
Man, when I hear that back to the pit, I want to play Darkest Dungeon again.
I never did the DLC.
The, uh, oh, I don't remember what it's called, the DLC, not Monastery, uh, whatever.
So good.
So good Darkest Dungeon, man.
I love the Darkest Dungeon.
Crimson Core, yeah.
We'll start with small questions today.
Small?
Shall we foe?
Well, we know. Venerable- Yeah, we know this. Okay. Well, let's do a small card then.
I mean, we know where he is, so...
Okay, small questions. Are they within the diamond? Are they within one space? Are they within the pentals?
I think he's- I already know where he is.
It's over here.
Oh. Okay.
oh that was just tutorial oh oh I see okay well that now makes more sense
that's where we spawned yeah okay can I do more
cool okay maybe well he won't be at any rocks they said so no rocky surfaces
what about bottom right how many times can I do this okay let's test my answers
change based on where he asks to be smart hold card and map at the same time
right you can burn the card by holding left click and he's not gonna be over
He's gonna be on the east side for sure
Wonder how these kills are gonna work what up peps decks
Yeah, I think he's probably down there or on the east let's check down here first oh, I is that Benny Rogers?
Hey, buddy
Park ranger. Stop right there!
Hello! Don't get a lot of tourists out here.
It's Sarge. Garrister Valley's a pretty dangerous place. What brings you here?
Ah, just hunting.
We certainly got plenty of wildlife here. I see there's a deer in the back.
You know you shouldn't stick around too late. People go missing here.
Valley shifts every night too. Weird stuff. Well have yourself a good day then.
Be safe. Hey, thanks.
Have you seen Benny Rogers?
Hey buddy.
I don't think we're sacrificing deer.
Man, could I have just uh, spammed the X's all over?
I guess I could have.
what is this what do you order pizza burgers kebab or Thai
Benny oh you can jump
well if he's not here I'm guessing bottom right but not in the rocky surface
he hurts himself for all climbing this target so he's got to be lurking about in
the forest you can burn the car oh yeah I think you have to burn the card for him
to tell you if it's in the area you I'll fucking I'm doing it in the bottom
right I have a feeling is there fall damage oh now this looks like something
all right I'm gonna burn it right here
They are not within this base return to me okay cool I know I fully get it how this works
Fuck! I wonder if you get like a score or something.
Whoa. So now I'm gonna have to use a different card, I'm guessing.
He knows you're coming now. My target knows? Yes, that's how this magic works, kiddo.
You know, they'll send somethings coming.
Beat at a rigid shiver up their spine.
Or the feeling of being watched by a thousand eyes.
They know.
And if I had to guess, I'd say they're hiding.
Could be a bush, a tree, a rock.
Who knows?
Yeah, he's not near rocks. Yeah, he's not.
Well, I do. But the rules don't tell- let me tell you until the map's only got one space.
So let's get a move on.
All right.
Ooh! Oh, fish! Wait, this is so cool. I really... I vibe with this.
Let's do the fish.
Hmm.
So, I mean, he's gotta be like, up here.
Maybe not the fish. Actually, no. Maybe do the fish.
Hold on.
Maybe this.
This is kind of good because I'm avoiding all the rocky spaces here now
This is also a big area with no rocky spaces pretty much. So I think
Either up here or here. I'm gonna go mid right
Okay, whatever yeah
Good
Yeah, I'm gonna go here
The forest is ever-changing. Things move around and will.
Watch your map, because this geezer won't stay still.
Ah, here's all this iron.
Oh, this cool, you old fool.
Is this Balochro? No. This is a very interesting horror game.
I really like it.
I want to see how this sacrifice works.
So I guess I gotta unlock that one to quick travel, but this is closer anyways.
Buffer thinks 34 Robber thinks 3 year anniversary brother, thank you.
I'm gonna go here and burn the card and then we're gonna see all of these.
Is he around here?
They're not within the spade.
A hop!
Top left then!
It's gotta be!
He's not at rocky surfaces!
He's- I mean, I guess he could be down here if I had the square.
That could be kinda nice, but I don't have it anymore.
Unless I roll it, I guess.
now it's getting dark what wait what what the fuck yeah it's because I'm
I'm failing I think.
Oh, that was fucking freaky though.
Cold slide, yeah.
It's actually empty besides the years of caked on crime.
Hey, I need more help, cardmaster.
Long hike?
Open up portals.
Fastest way to travel for mortals.
Quiet.
Okay, we have another square here.
I do I did want that because we could check this whole area or this whole area
What do you think Chad north or south?
It's a bit less rock here
Snore
I'm going north
I'm going north.
They're getting close.
Used to be thousands of hiding spots in play.
Now there's only hundreds.
Sneased?
Alright, time to burn this shit.
come on he has to be here otherwise I'm insanely unlucky snort-weast come
Come on.
They are within two spaces.
But he could be hiding in a tree or a bush or a water tower.
Alright, let's search.
It's not that big of an area to search.
Now it's all dark and shit.
Hey Rogers!
You in here somewhere?
It's not over there?
A mushroom?
I got a bonus!
Cool.
Huh.
Oh, maybe you get more money the quicker you find them with the squares.
Shit. Rogers. Where are you?
Yeah, yeah, maybe you might need to narrow it down to one space. I mean he keep, I guess
he keeps saying that so yeah he's in the bottom right smoker now but I'll see
it just in case maybe you don't I want to find out
hey you and here's all the rocky spaces but I might as well check it
There's a fallen tree there, as if someone tried to hide.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Lea, I'll take three, dude.
Thank you.
Yeah, you probably need to narrow it down.
A favorite Rocky movie?
That's probably four.
Wait, a broken branch?
Do I miss dead single already no
All right let's go back to smoking card master to narrow it down to one space and we are
Hopefully good
Oh me soon, he thinks me love out. Thank you
Get a file
Let's see what he says now. Okay. Yeah, we can still narrow it down more so why not
This is huge, that one.
How is that a small card?
I can only choose these, because I think you need to unlock other cards.
Can I put the fish like...
I'll never be able to...
Oh yeah, I could do something like this.
In case he's in one of those, because I- I guess you- you do have to narrow it down to just one square.
That's what you gotta do.
So we could do something like this or that.
Yeah, feel pretty good.
Pass the tree where leaves are falling off.
I do think you have to never down to one square though.
I do think so.
gonna do it here so we cut it in half pretty much oh add fluffy what the hell is floppy
Oh well, it's supposed to be shit.
Yeah, I feel like it would be weird if you have to narrow down to one square.
Okay.
They're not within the diamond.
Okay, so we know he's over here.
should be an easy fight then. I'm gonna go and yeah I don't think you need to
narrow down to one square do you? He's gonna be in top left.
I see a new Marv Arado's Summer Captain America scheme.
No, I am not.
Where the fuck is this guy?
Who do you need, dude?
What are we searching for?
The sacrifice.
Umm...
Monster?
Oh fuck.
And he's hiding. We need to feed the pits...
...by sacrificing people.
But to do that, you need to narrow it down to where they are on the map.
And this guy is within these lit squares, top left.
But we don't really know if you need to narrow it down to just one. I mean in this tutorial you did so I guess you have you have to
But that means there is really no searching. It's all just about like
overlapping and
It looks like it because I would have find it by now if he was here
Right? No doubt.
Oh, you can't crouch.
Rodgers? Alright, I guess that's what you have to do then.
I mean, yeah, this tutorial did show that.
Just keep going and see what happens.
Fuck it.
Maybe I get sacrificed if you take too long, and you're supposed...
Yeah, I am still in the tutorial, so...
Finally, almost there.
Do you remember the finder cards?
Yeah, I remember.
Great, not many spaces are left, so it might be wise to use them.
But there's no rush! Ask broader questions, if you must.
Ah, okay.
Well let's try... ooo, interesting finder card here, the sickle.
Mmmmm.
Cool.
What's that, this?
I like the sickle though.
I mean we could just remove this entire thing.
Yeah, I'm not going to use this shit.
I might go sickle-maxing.
You can't turn them, though.
Hey, you!
Eh, fuck it, let's do this.
You can't rotate, no.
Go find your target and go away.
Ignore him, don't feel down.
Cardmaster always comes around.
No, I don't.
We'll get rid of the top.
Are they within the same row?
Let's find out.
Yeah, I just didn't fit my schedule here in Barrington, you know?
Rogers!
What happens if we burn him all within the X?
I mean the X is just to show like, if you burn there, this is the area I will cover,
you know.
Yep, he's there.
Okay, good.
Now we know.
Ooh.
Oh
Hate to bother search for footprints hate to bother you something's moving around up here
I'm laying low, but try to be quick. Hey wait what?
Hard beats. Rogers. Where are you?
Where the fuck did he go?
go! Rogers! I have no idea where you went! Oh, okay. Hold. Hold, hold, hold. It all points
to here. Oh wait, what the fuck? Oi! Come back!
Back to the pit!
Nice!
All right, all right, all right.
Please, please hurry.
Come in!
Come in, come in!
Top right.
Seeker?
That you?
Okay, you.
Fuck, is there a way to climb up here?
Probably not.
Let's go up this way.
No!
No!
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
No
Who the hell's murdering the cultists
Oh, okay.
Shit, I'm sorry. The scout said it was safe today, but...
Did you see what killed him?
I only heard a scream.
Likely a creature then.
Step on out and grab the body from the back.
No!
I'll take care of this. You can head down the lift.
Oh, and uh, congratulations!
What was the sideways beat-em-up that I was playing a while ago?
Oh, Absalom maybe? That's a banger.
It has been turned off.
Locked. You've only ever seen the medium and father enter this room.
Congratulations, my child.
I shouldn't read this now.
Congratulations!
Congrats!
Congratulations, Seeker. You're worthy of meeting the Pit. I am very proud. Let the
The ceremony commends.
You have rid the world of filth and now Elijah will receive them.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Feed the pit.
Elijah wants to speak to you.
We now may leave.
Oh my gosh, Elijah, what's the talk to you?
Ah, you may answer, of course. Though a heads up, the pit speaks a language that only I understand.
Still, it's an honor. Enjoy your call, seeker. You've well earned it.
Help me!
Aw.
All beautiful flowers eventually wither, no matter how well watered.
Every week this beautiful congregation gathers to sacrifice a worldly possession.
Today we will each give up another one which reminds us of the scout in his memory.
Aculide, my dear, would you please start us off?
Oh, Mr. Scout was a really fun guy once you got to know him.
He taught me archery.
I wish we could shoot just one last arrow together.
Rest in peace.
Very nice. Protector, my friend.
Hey, mate. I still got the wheel from that accident last year.
You told me to hold on to it for later. Not really sure why, but here you are.
Right. Janitor?
Hey, you...
Howdy there!
Ain't sure I spent enough time with him when I should have.
But I still have a...
game kid. He lent me.
And that was real cool, and...
thank you, pal.
Hey, you son.
Medium?
I have no mementos with this scout.
Oh. Well, um...
Seeker? Or the last one with him? Perhaps he'd share his final moments. Yeah, I can do that.
The floor is yours.
To start, okay, his last thoughts were of our mission. He said not to interrupt a man's rock.
And that the pit is like super life changing. Scout care deeply to feed the pits.
He wished for Elias world
And if he was here right now
So yeah, if he weren't dead
And if he was here right now
He'd be elated with our success
He'd be antagonizing some rich people
I see, thanks super
Let us bathe him in the blood at a pit
The scout may be gone
This scout may be gone, but his death has meaning.
He led our new seeker to the free soul of Benny Rogers.
The news has gone worldwide of Benny's absence, and most are glad he's gone.
For the first time they see our cost, they want more.
Benny Rogers' death will give our old church new life.
War Machine. The world will feed it all to the pit.
As for our dear Scout, rest in peace, son.
Caroline, dear Caroline.
Do you hear me anymore? Your face is starting to fade away. I only see the
remains of your deaths now. And I'm long past out of things to say. If God can hear
me from way out there. Please save me now.
Hey, you.
Huh. It's your belief to deny worldly possessions.
That includes blankets. Oh, of course. Turn the cameras.
Turn the cameras.
Tell me, thanks for 15, thanks for 46, thanks for 16, welcome to 9 to 5,
Vedic and shitting my, yeah thanks for 68, thanks for shitting my thanks to tier 282 and Dotsy, thanks to 18,
handsome pal, thanks to the 8 big bugs, thanks to 29, I don't know if it's because of the level.
Must be a keepsake of another member, something they found of a body.
Thutty.
And I made these gluten-free just for you, Miss Medium.
Alright, dear.
I'll indulge you.
Do you like it?
It's burnt.
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss.
And there's too much sugar in here.
Don't bother the father with these.
Aww.
Aw... Aculite.
Hi, seeker. Do you want one? Yeah!
The lemon bar is soft and bright, not burnt whatsoever.
It's delicious.
Really? Thank you!
I'm the Aculite, by the way. I bring people into the church.
I'm not doing very good so far, but your work yesterday is going to be a huge help.
Is there anything you need?
Is the medium always that mean to you?
Oh, I don't think she's mean, I just keep screwing up.
Right.
She's very serious about this place, no nonsense.
That's just her wanting the best for me, right?
Why do we lose our names?
If all this is, we don't need them anymore.
Joining the circle is full commitment to a liar.
So we get cool names that describe the service we provide to him.
The circle used to be bigger with more rules, but I guess that caused some issues.
But Seeker, you and I have especially cool names, I think.
I never liked my old name.
I prefer my new name.
That's really good!
I mean, YB Sam, or Alex, or whatever, when you can be Seeker!
So mystical!
See you later.
Bye, Seeker!
This is so bizarre.
It doesn't seem like he's able to talk.
Fair enough.
Green to the extreme, thanks to tier 355, man!
Fuckin' A, thank you.
They dragged the girl out of the pit.
I'm wagered they've been doing this all ten years I've been here.
What are they hiding?
Well, us bulls-eyeing too sure.
Maybe Liar just hucked them up.
Yeah, no, this wasn't that it looked like she was breathing keep the mice open mate. Hi. Hi pal
You have no idea what's going on in the show
My cult name she
Howdy friendo I got something for you father gave it to me it's for your mission to help
find your target what card a ring oh okay you want to watch some TV it's real good sure
Fuck it, why not?
My name's Janitor. It's good to meet ya, seeker. Check it out. This part's hilarious.
Yep, full disclosure. I ain't actually ever seen this show in my entire life.
This is terrible. I'm sorry seeker. I have to finish it as just as for my lives.
While I'm sure you got better things to do than sit here with me, if you need anything I'm right here.
Seem like a big couch fan.
Oh yeah, someone ought to keep a close eye on the TV, you know? In case it breaks.
Looking good so far, plus it's a good way to bond.
For example, Akulot and I watch a lot of horror flicks.
The last one was about a guy with knives for hands.
And legs, and ears, and hair.
It was shockingly realistic. How do you spend your time here?
Nothing too exciting. I clean, I fix, I build. I basically just keep the hideout in good shape.
And when there's nothing else to do, I wash away my worries with reality television.
Or maybe like a cooking show, if that's on.
Well, later, dude.
See ya, buddy.
Cheers. We haven't met properly. I'm the protector.
Are you over here, Janitor and I? Hey, so is that brought?
Uh, my ear- not on purpose. There's just conspiracies.
There's many strange things in our world, but I'm fully loyal to the cause.
The secrets of the church will always be kept secret under my watch.
Is there anything I can do for ya?
Excited for the party?
I suppose.
It marks ten years of my work here, among other things.
Hurting heaps of people to keep this place safe.
I try not to think about it much. I owe it to the father.
Dumb, thanks 49.
And it's for a better world, right?
How'd you get that rad hand?
That is quite a tale.
A couple of years ago another member, the old aculite, went off the grid.
He had a big fight with a medium and threatened to tell the world about us.
But ah, Julian, I was told to bring him back so the father could speak with him.
I found him.
He pleaded for me to simply go back and forget.
Of course I couldn't.
So he bit my hand off and I had to kill him.
Some of us aren't cut out for what we do.
I don't blame him.
But he knew the consequence of running.
I hope he doesn't blame me either.
Afterwards, Janitor got me hooked up with this new hang.
And here I am.
Goodbye.
I like that we get to know these people, they're not just...
Colt.
But Janitor must have gotten distracted and forgotten about it.
A little sandwich.
Colts, pans, and dried goods.
Dried dirt hangs on the middle.
The room is locked at all times except for ceremonies.
Boundiful day, hello my child. What a blessing it is to have you here with us.
We need no shortage of hands to help fulfill the pit's mission for this world.
Is there something you need? You don't seem too upset about Scout.
His dedication had dwindled
He did not show the father proper respect
And he frequently used oh what were they called again fingers of speech?
Yes, phrases which have no discernible meaning. I will not pretend he contributed nothing
But I shall fill in his role for now and everything will function perfectly well. What do you do here?
I am the father's right-hand woman. I do anything he asked me
Most often I found myself substituting for any empty roles.
Alter the failures of the last seeker, and while we search for a new one, I was the fortunate soul who got to kill these targets.
I hope that responsibility will be mine again soon.
But naturally, you've been blessed. I'm sure you'll handle the task well.
Never mind, I'm good. Yes, we're all good. All we do is good.
Locktide, you don't know the combination.
Finally, we have- oh, you're blind and painting?
That's a horse!
I don't know.
Seeker, good morning!
That's a beautiful horse.
Horse?
This is supposed to be his coyote.
Guess I'll workshop it.
Art's never been my strong suit anyways.
Even before I was blind, yeah.
My, all these years in the church, look at you now.
I couldn't be more proud.
If the goal was to resurrect this old church, you're doing exceptional already.
I've been told that nearly a hundred journalists have written about Benny's disappearance.
We're still debating how to tell the public that we did it and who we are.
But certainly, this is far more attention than we've ever seen before.
Today we lined up for you another person to find.
Of course you'll need possession of theirs to track them. Today's a ring. I gave it to someone here. Go to chat and you'll find who's holding it. I got it already.
Why do you do that? Because community, seeker. There's nothing more important. I want you all to get to know each other.
Oh, you already have the ring? Yes, you've been busy. Splendid then.
Alright, you best be off now, unless you have questions. Why must we feed the pit?
You ask a very good question, and a complex one.
YAH!
It began as a symbolic exercise, getting rid of the possession that hold us down.
Once Elijah ascended into the pit, he commanded that we feed him flesh.
Now we throw out the people of this world whom we don't need.
A deceased animal, placed with a herd, risks infecting the entire bunch.
Don't worry now, this won't last forever.
After the breach, everyone will stand together. We'll all be safe and happy.
What's with the upcoming party?
Ah yes, the party! There's two events that day as it happens.
First, the protector is celebrating 10 years serving our cause.
And secondly, we'll be only a mere 100 feedings away from the breach.
The wonderful acolyte is baking a cake and decorating the church.
It'll be an unforgettable day, I have no doubt.
Alright. Time to kill.
We should read the journal. Medium, gather some info for you. Be careful.
Oh, it's Anthony Dean.
Anthony Dean is one of armed robbers in 14 states. He's married with kids. He moves them around as needed.
Only pure, untamed greed could create a thief like Anthony.
Not an outdoors man. He'll stay close to the beaten path.
Can't tell if it's a really long song or if it's just a loop.
All right, I'm going yeah, we're the good guys true
Dumpy thanks 49
You need to put a coma between he's married with kids. Yeah
You cannot. I cannot ring. You need an item, like a possession, to find the target. Forever
target.
ECC, Elias Chosen Circle.
Here we go!
What up, streamer?
Shit, 50 minutes until doom.
That's 100, 11.3 radio, on.
Yo, Mad Max.
That pit scene was super cool.
OK.
Ah, greetings! Welcome to the Carrister Valley gift shop. Your car vindicates... your garb
vindicates you're with a church, yeah? For you I have a very special selection, Browsmoot
caution. I have 52 bucks. I can buy a dealer's glove or a pizza. Eat this, you'll feel exactly
50% better. Oh, an espresso! Grants a short speed boost to help you outrun danger. Wait,
danger? Heals a new set of cards in the case you don't like the current. Oh, it's a re-roll. Okay.
And this is a healing item. I don't need no healing item. Be careful out there,
Kerry Garrister Valley constantly rearranges itself. At night, buildings shift locations,
trees sink down and pop up elsewhere. Of course, there's the beasts. The valley is very alive.
It's fascinating stuff really be well tomorrow Lord's like 71. Okay. I think we're officially out of the tutorial
What does beast mean precious what does it mean
What I'm Mateo what our brother arms
Sprygan? Wait, what?
Understand. Beware the trees. Watch your surroundings.
Look once. Never stare. The rest is up to you.
Okay. Alright, we're already read about Anthony Dean. He's the guy we gotta find.
And a Sprygan. Don't stare at them. Okay.
So it's a new map now.
Alright, let's unlock some portals and shit.
Oh, well, yeah, let's unlock top portal.
Mission 2!
This game is super sick so far.
Oh, I got 7 bucks for touching a bunny.
Have you heard there is a parasite that is causing month-long diarrhea spreading across
the US?
Elas?
No.
No.
I am not.
No.
I am not.
Sheep.
Whoa.
Cool.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, can't swim. Let's just talk a bit.
I don't need to get up there again, but now we have this one unlocked at least.
Yeah, Doomdeft him laying off.
Yeah they laid off tons of employees right on like DLC day or yesterday.
Fuckin hell.
Oh Xbox, yeah.
Fuckin hell.
Oh this is a- oh yeah apples are healing items, right.
That's a lot of cigarettes.
Yay!
You returned!
Brams here was getting concerned!
Well, that most certainly was not.
Let's get a move on.
Wedding ring, eh?
Real classic of Murder of Family Man.
Guess some folks never change.
Let's see who this belongs to, Anthony Dean.
Yesterday, your cards only covered areas which were small.
But today, the size they cover is your card.
You want questions which cover a large area, a medium area, or a small area?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna start with a big one.
Yeah, within the top half? This one's like fucking broken. Well, let's do this one.
Is this half? Yeah.
Looks good to me, and we'll get over the bridge too.
Let's try this shit.
I saw your scout died yesterday, I guess this place is still as deadly as ever.
Maybe they'll get you next. Give me a little peace and quiet around here.
You old fart, wouldn't kill you to be nice? Do your part and give some advice!
Just watch your tail out there kid. You're being hunted too.
Uh, might as well open up this portal.
Boy, is it above me? Ah, shit.
I'm going to get the portal bottom left.
I was like in the chat
Can I touch a deer for money yeah five bucks
of
Hmm
I will now proceed to burn Elcard
Okay, top- in the top half. Nice. Very good. Very good. Super good. Reduce map by 50%.
I got one dollar sick.
You watched Obsession Last Night?
It's one of the two movies that made me sweat.
I'll have the map, two and a half bucks.
Yeah, me too.
Can you explain the game?
You work for a church to find sacrifices for the pit.
Cause you need...
You wanna get the church's power back.
And in order to find the targets, you need to pin down the map by picking cards.
Now, what do you know? You ask for a large question, now they're cursed.
Oh, they can become cursed, the cards?
Cursed? How?
Because magic we're using ain't stable whatsoever.
Whichever size you pick will be cursed next trip.
It's part of the game to make it diversify, if I think.
Because they'll pick cursed dicks, but you might receive a terrible hicks.
No, but I'll go medium though, maybe a square.
Okay, yeah, I mean, yeah, we'll just do this.
It's really good.
We could have this one.
Seems good to me.
Don't get hurt, stay alert!
Don't worry, I can make you a soft thank you, it's alright, thanks 69, dude.
We have one more portal to open up here
Yeah, I can't even tab out of this game
the
many portals to fifty bucks
I can move myself down so you can see these.
Alright, let's pop that right here.
Fuck off, man! They say don't stare, but no, I have to stare.
I wish I bought that Bed Barone Ibiza now.
Yep, he's in this square. Nice. Okay.
They're within three spaces. Yes, sir.
Okay, we gotta go bottom left.
Oh, I need apples.
Beats up, please.
Ba-ba-da-ba.
Banana beats up, please.
Where's health?
It's just a screen being more red, I think.
Did you meet the Spriggan, kiddo?
Yeah, I did.
It hates being seen, it makes it hostile.
No, it'll also get hostile if you don't look at it.
Now you'll figure it out.
The valley's full of nasty themes like that, so don't get too comfy.
I'll always do a small one then.
Yeah, we could do this and then use a Seeker card for a 50-50.
I'll say we do that.
Uh-uh.
He is on road.
That's true.
I forgot about that detail.
Very true, very true.
How in the hell? Huh? I haven't seen this place in generations.
Alright kiddo, come here.
To assist you on your next run, I'll offer a card.
It's free to use and yields no consequence. Will you take it?
Okay, very well good luck
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh fuck
Oh
That's pretty shitty isn't it?
Skull emoji.
But he's gonna be on a road though.
I say we do it, okay?
It kind of covers a lot of road.
It's a new map.
Or is it the same map as I died on, yeah.
They are within this goal, yeah.
So on one of these roads for sure, okay, alright.
I don't have to re-grab the portals either, so that's super nice.
Okay, I fuck with this game. This game is really good. It's very good very very good
Why keep walking, okay
Yeah, you can buy stuff in the shop owner. Yeah, how large of an area do you want?
Let me see medium. Can I back out of that?
Maybe not.
We do cover quite a good bit of road with this position right here.
I'm gonna go for this.
Good day.
This game reminds me of inscription.
Come on, mail him, let's go.
gotta be here. Am I coming to your wedding in September? Probably not, Greasy. But thanks
for asking. Yeah, he's here on one of these roads. They are within the grave? There is
a graveyard well the great oh wait yeah the grave the card was the grave but
there is a graveyard with a smoker is though do you think there's fall damage
in this
how did you land in water
Sure, Rowan. I'm sure.
A large of an area.
Probably small, and then we can find her after.
I'll say we go for this. That covers a lot of road. If it's not here, we know for a fact it's down here, so...
Let's cover this one.
Are you coming to my divorce we go bar hopping after that's a bit of a vibe in it kind of
Oh yeah, boody take 69 boody-boody boody-boody
Oh
I think he's here. Fairly certain he is here.
Yeah, they are within one space.
Good to pre-move your well.
Feeding the pits.
There miss doom deal see no it comes out in a 30 minutes
Hey you after I like spiffy sabbath dude
Gonna use the finder here.
Ooh!
Oh my god, I could stairway this.
Definitely stairway here.
I believe.
Guardmaster has a game for you!
It might just help you pull through!
Oh, Zippy, just trying to end this game quicker.
A dice?
When you roll this, it'll eliminate 1 to 12 spots of your map.
Go on now.
Oh, shit, really?
Uh, looks like you're carrying a lot of items already.
A placer gift in the back of your van.
Oh, come on!
Make sure not to forget about it.
Goddammit!
We don't need it though, I think we're gonna find him now anyways.
Don't come in, get it for back?
For another challenge, I guess?
Come on!
It's killing time.
Back to the perch.
Yeah, maybe for next map I can use that.
Yeah, sure.
Yes.
No.
Yeah, really? You're here. Oh
Fucks. Oh now it's really dark. I'm right next to the card reader though
Did it
What do you think, bad guy?
Ranger danger!
All park rangers will now shoot on sight.
It's survivable, maybe.
The cursed questions are cursed no longer.
You're cursed instead.
Oh, because I took too long to find the target, I guess.
Or if you take long enough, this happens.
But I was unlucky!
What the fuck is that down there?
There's a cave?
Hello?
It's because I picked the deck.
Ah. Ah.
It was a cursed deck, that's why I didn't see it was.
Oh, I don't like this at all.
I do not.
Oh, I'm just out by the water.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's cool.
Fire.
Oh!
fire, oh!
what the fuck?
yeah, keep the raider, thanks 58!
Hey, you! I'm the Troi of X-70 Norm, Lager!
Alright, let's go for the kill.
C7 will do.
Hey, Anthony!
Anthony!
Come here, Anthony!
He fucking shot me!
You little shit!
I
I'm coming
oh fuck park ranger hell of that I need to get over the bridge though
well I guess I could jump down the water or just
Let's go, Molten.
Park Ranger move faster, dude.
Fuck.
No, the park rangers will shoot me on site because I picked the cursed card.
NAR!
NAR!
NAR!
Mr. Blythe, it's the 105!
Okay, good.
Oh, wait.
Oh, you get great.
Oh, you get great.
Oh, you get great.
Oh, wait. Oh, you get grade. Okay.
I mean, I would have gotten S if I knew that.
I want to save the die for the next kill.
What up, Subba Tham!
I have no plans on playing Black Flag actually.
I've watched Mika play it a bit.
I don't know.
Super big into it.
Be content! Be content! Be content!
What?
What?
Hey you!
Is it true that, unlike Mikar, you didn't get a key from Ubisoft to Black Flag early access
because you were on Conan Grandresk?
No.
Also she has two big guns, just ask her.
Ask her what?
What's up, Caroline?
Did you get what you were looking for?
Caroline, did you get what you were looking for? Hell yeah, I did. Hell yeah.
Think you can speak to the pit finally? In theory, it's weird like a gibberish English syntax?
Kind of like pig Latin? It's ordered wrong, but it uses all the same phonetics. Wow, that's awesome.
I didn't understand any of that.
That's okay, well, we didn't hire you for your brain.
As I grow a brain, you won't be able to afford me.
How's this going?
Uh, good, I think?
Tracker's in.
We should be able to see where it ends up.
Crispy critters.
When do you want to feed it to the pits?
I'm gonna attempt another call for us, but I don't want to wait any longer than that.
The other two are itching to find out how deep the pit goes.
Woah, what if it like goes all the way through the world?
And then comes out of the another pit on the other side?
Adding this to my list of theories immediately.
Tobias talked about putting a tracker on you too, so you stopped disappearing for hours.
My friends, my friend is the woods.
The woods is my friend.
Okay, so that's creepy.
Wait, there's the crow.
Airline! Hey, how are you today? I don't think my mood on my best day could
compare to yours on any day. But you're the best ever! I will love you forever!
Love you too girl. Did you get fed yet? Yes wait no! I still have ten meals to go!
You reach down beside her and grab a handful of birdseed.
Lifting it to her she gently packs her hand. She looks even happier somehow.
Pig-Logging is a dollic made to confuse eavesdroppers and later cops where you take the first letter of word and put it at the end and then add
add hey Ikela is that fucking a never heard of it you know what up berserks
but you only think thirty seven because all the things for that seven thank you
yeah I am such an industry plants oh like you do have a spiro okay yeah all
right
Can I loot that?
No?
Thank you Caroline, now feed me the other nine.
Thank you Caroline. Feed me the other knife.
Okay, yeah, sure.
Yeah, I'm enthusiastic. I'll make 17. Thank you.
I read your message, little Jonas, but I mean, I've already answered it.
Your message was, three years with Flushing Games, imagine if you actually would play with your 357 rebirth.
I've already answered this like a million times.
I'll play it when I'm in the mood.
Yeah, that's it. Otherwise, I'm just gonna end up flushing them just because chat wants me to play them
But I'm gonna force myself to do it and I'm not gonna enjoy it
That's not very smart. Is it?
Hello, uh, is this a bad time? Oh
No, no, it's fine
Uh-huh, and you're gonna be nice to me now
Right. Yes. I apologize for earlier
this is such exciting work I may have been a bit overzealous you're not moving
slow you're just being thorough speaking sad is true all right I didn't
pick anything so this is a tentacle yes it is but it wasn't I think those as a
plant before. Perhaps a vine. However, it became infected like the phone did.
What are you thinking then? I'm thinking about what else it could infect. How it transformed.
This creature is marvelous. Sure is. Gonna make us lots of dollarinos. Ah yes, money, money, money,
money money money money money there's a lot more to consider here caroline you're
one of the smartest people I know surely you can think about other stuff from the
handshift photo handshift thanks guys this kid oh thanks 51 milan you you want
some rich I totally will pinky promise we should name the creature what about
Gil you keep workshopping it, but
Brennan Kenny
Wait, this is the bald guy on the painting of this is Elijah for fuck's sake
Hello, oh Caroline I was often thought
What thoughts? Thoughts of being old? Ha ha ha no. Thinking about the pit. Lay it on
me. Well, it's sent here right and its roots grow deep. Very deep. An animal that
pig stuck here on the ground has got to be starving. Yeah, chill the fuck out! It's
this huge monstrous thing yet so peaceful. Doesn't try to eat us even when we
We feed it. It seems reluctant.
Makes no sense.
I think we're missing a piece here.
Maybe if you'd let us dissect a bit.
Don't start Caroline, not this again.
We're not doing anything that might hurt it.
It will understand, and it's huge.
Probably won't even feel it.
I said no, don't bring this up again.
Figures.
Okay, move I'll go ask it all these burning questions
You think you've got the language this time one way to find out. All right, then
What was that about feeding the bird
I
Like legs and I did it fucking a thank you delicious 12 minutes until doom deals all the pit was so tiny and cute here
Come on, please work this time
Hello, are you able to understand me?
Caroline. Yes, I understand. You do? I did it. I did it? Yes, however. For now, do not
not speak, only listen. What I am about to share will change all you know.
We have much to discuss, but for you, it must wait.
Who do you think you are?
Stay the hell out of her past!
You are not her!
This game's a fucking cool.
Aw!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Pfft
Pinecone, smiley face
Oh look at the collector, aww
One giant rock
Hmm
The intern
They promised dynamic asset management
They skipped a part about screaming assets
And endless flesh pits
Still beats my backup plan
To live is to dream of more
Ow my foot, who put this table here
Wait, why are you still writing?
The furry? Never trust a duck that asks for grapes. The keeper. When I sleep, it feels
like the floor is breathing. The slasher? For a nut smile, upside down. The jester.
You gotta know when to hold them. You gotta know when to fold them, especially when there's
a pitwood teeth. The practitioner. Stalker? I know everything about her. The theorist.
me out there's lure right behind you the cow poke i've got some jelly beans you like jelly beans
the pits jester i made the pit giggle ones and now i'm a full-time jester the archivist
let's get this over with yes perfect i wonder if these are like backers for the game or something
the beast go play death's toll zests crystal soft paw take security it's
gotta be right man the thing is this is only episode one of this game I wonder
if you are still able to back them for episode two and three I want to back it
Why must you call it all the aculite? She's not a child anymore. I feel you offer her far too much attention.
Medium, come on now. Is that jealousy I detect? So many treat our church like nothing more than a weekly chore.
And they, they, then, they, and they then go home and forget.
I am dedicated. I will do anything for you. Please, do it for the pit, not for me.
Hello, sweetie. I believe you'll need this. Excuse the blood. I had to use some unconventional
methods to acquire it. So, three eyes. Apparently so. This is how I woke up after the transformation.
The father told me it's a gift from my everlasting vigilance.
We all return with some unique features, but I find myself especially lucky.
The father says I am his eyes.
He sees through the darkness because of me.
Is that not magnificent?
Seem very passionate.
Hey Lucas!
The father has inspired great passion within me.
Here I'm able to express my true self.
I'm able to improve the world.
I am, on occasion, a bit blunt, but I see no reason to reward mediocrity.
We must be our best selves, all in service of the holiest of creatures.
I'll catch you later, medium.
Why on earth would you need to catch me?
I'll be right here.
Good morning, seeker.
Have you heard?
We're exploding with attention right now.
Most folk agree Ben and Rogers had to go.
So my dear, thanks to you we've got people lining up to help serve our cause.
I believe we made a fantastic choice with you.
All those years seeing you grow up, I knew you'd change the world someday.
And with all this, as icing on the cake, we have the party tomorrow.
Just one step closer to the pit going worldwide.
Ah, I shouldn't hold you up with my endless chattering.
Is there anything you need?
No questions taboo.
Out of transformation, we offer transformation for the most dedicated after they have proven
themselves.
It's a bizarre procedure to be honest with your seeker.
It's more mystical than scientific, I can't pretend to understand it, but I think that
some things of our world aren't meant to be understood.
A holy flesh pit and ever-changing forest filled with monsters?
things cannot be, and yet they are. Our world is not a normal one. Do you trust the
can't grow cardmaster? Ah, the cardmaster. I certainly do not. His entire
existence is an enigma. A spirit man trapped in the valley unable to resist
answering the cards. As I understand it, this is just how he's
programmed. He seems compelled to fulfill this purpose, whether he likes it or not.
And he indeed hates our cost there's not a trustworthy thing about him not to mention. He's very grumpy
Righteous prick, huh?
Continue the great work seeker. Yeah, have you played this episode Satan's or is I think I think this it's it's only the first episode out
There's not the full game
So you're gonna predict to put it on a bird watching show about the kingfisher I
Seem to recall this was like two hours ish, but we'll see I guess
Also got I installed doom the doom Dilke
You have a strange feeling it just wants to turn off the music but can't
Can I help you?
There's a masking tape over the off switch saying don't touch.
Oh.
Howdy!
Fake Pit was looking a bit worse for wear.
Hey, you looking good.
Hey, I got an idea.
I bet you 20 bucks I can scrub faster than you.
You're on.
that's the spirit good luck pal I don't know how do you scrub go
my scrubbing pal I think you got what 51 scrubs there yeah you beat me you have
have my undying janitorial respect. Well, there's a 20-front, 20-twendow, I'll spend
it all on ones. Nice, Sponge Monster. Where were you before?
Uh, ain't from nowhere excited, and just whichever park bench I could find that night.
I lived out on the street for around about six years before the father found me. He told
me he doesn't normally go out on account of his creepy face at all. But when I saw him,
I weren't scared just asked for some money. He said he could give me something a lot better at home.
Yes, I lucked out because now I'm here. I keep that phone on the pit.
It's a tad strange since the rest of us around here can't understand the language,
but father can because he was chosen, I guess. He commutes with the pit pretty often making sure
he's doing only as Elijah desired. Sometimes after a chat, father comes back with the craziest
the idea still remember when he told us Elijah wants us to all wear red from now
real shame I was getting ready to add black and yellow straps to my robe ah
that would have looked smoking later did see a buddy yeah there's two kills left
that's perfect I mean a similar than hard of your congregation and lawyer
haven't they said how long do deal sees like 10 hours 12 hours I think that's
gonna work out perfectly. Like 12? Yeah that's perfect.
Ali thinks 84, Shadow thinks 57. Let's go back from visiting a friend in Sweden.
And I just want to say everyone was wrong back then. His family did not make me
sit in another room while they ate. They made me sit outside. That's a lie. That's
a lie. Let me see. Doom DLC is very soon. But we're definitely gonna come back to
this after doom DLC though because if it's I will probably take me like what
10 12 hours 10 11 I mean is it out yet not yet very soon very soon
Yeah, the main game for Dark Ages was a little bit, it was my least favorite out of, like, 16 in Eternal.
I didn't even ultra-mimed it.
Finish the pin? I can't, this game isn't finished yet, it's only episode one.
So there's no point in, like, rushing it.
Ah, cookies, I guess.
Okay, I'll pick up some ingredients in town.
I like acolyte.
I wish we'd just not make a big deal out of this.
Nonsense, ten years is a huge deal.
I'm gonna make the biggest deal out of it, ever.
Ever!
Oh wait, do you want the cookies decorated like little birds again?
Hell yes.
Hi there, how goes it?
Any cool conspiracies?
Alright, here's a theory of mine.
Are you familiar with Plato's Allegory of the Cave?
It's so well, no need to get bogged in specifics.
Essentially we accept that we see as the true reality, but our world is peculiar, so our
snags would seem inexplicable.
I'd say this strangeness could only exist if it were handcrafted, maybe from a world
beyond our world.
Crafted by people or God or both.
Crafts as part of some simulation, experiment, game.
Ah, all I know for certain is that we are real.
Beyond that, I've got only theories.
Have I done by your life before this?
No.
Okay.
It's 6 p.m. Yeah, but it can take a while for the esteem to roll out. This is right
So there's two kills more
But we up on them after the DLC
I'm guessing it just spawns you here. Let me check. Oh
Look at that load. I
Need to roll RNG to also
I puts me here, but I mean that's fine though
Can I still loot this or can I loot this?
All right, let's roll your game start updating. Yeah, I gotta do this to see if it will
I'm gonna yeah. Yeah, there was an update for do not right now. Yeah. All right. It's rolling time
RNG doll!
Ba da ba ba!
Oh, I have one open already.
Alright, let's make sure it's updating, yes.
Let's generate.
Surely, Rage 640 again, buddy.
I'm stuck here, I'm stuck here.
There we go...
Boom!
69?
That looks really bad.
That does not look good at all.
Okay, I'm climbing at least.
Okay, you know what, top 19 is...
It's not bad, you cannot complain.
You know what, my rules have been pretty consistent, actually.
They've been pretty good, pretty consistent.
Look.
It's been pretty alright.
Am I on the friend leaderboards?
Fuck off. All of you are cheating, dude, I swear.
It's so insanely rigged. So insanely rigged. No, this is not global. This is friends.
is global yes that is the friend board this is friends friends I started
saying they is you and I'm 30k points behind you you just got to get better
at the game David that's just how it is imagine getting 8008 than being all
done by a six I know right as fuck do more time yeah I'm updating right now
was this game orange eagle you get to roll once a day and it's completely
random and then you get like points depending on like what numbers you get
and you can get some mega rare like badges and shit it's all still and I'm
adding everyone from stream and then we can check so my friends this is
basically chat I'm having chat at me and then we can check the leaderboard see
what chat rolls and now it's lagging though okay it's updated now can I buy
the DLC. I need to restart Steam. Let's restart Steam. Ooh, dude, DLC dude. I hope the music
is banging. OST? Oh, this is a Goldshire music from World of Warcraft. I have some World
of Warcraft songs that are playing during downtime. It's so chill. Like this. Like Elephant
Forest is so good. It's still not available but working on it. Rage, thanks 40! Guess
the game? Yeah I could do that. I gotta run off for him too but I need to also
also install this so I can guess the game.
Oh, this looks half-life-ish but it's 88.
It's not half-life but I'm gonna type it.
Uh, two.
Okay.
Wait.
Oh.
Wow.
Survival?
Wait.
What is this?
survival? Wait, what is this? Wait, for PS5? This doesn't look like a PS... Do I know this
game? Oh yeah, this is the game Lobos and Displade. Um, I'll for fuck's sake, chat tells me to
play this it's really long like 80 hours it's called I know what this is I
know what this is it I should be that it looks like that on the action bar it's
called that's really annoying channel browse teams I'm finding it right it's
called the fuck where is it
What type of game is like first how do I get into that category categories I mean it's
a first-person game is not a shooter it's like a survival thing I give me survival or
Survival played pussy we're survival
Hey Ben
What do you mean this is all that shows our brows all
where is it I know you're here the moment I see it I'll know I already know the
name but I can't be our sitting there and just waiting come on come on come on
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where is it?
Yeah. Abionic Factor. That's what it's called. Abionic Factor. So easy game. So easy game.
So easy. Wow, I actually like the graphics on this one. That's cool. Maybe I should play
famous. It's so good. Yeah, I've heard it's very good. I'm gonna restart Steam and see
Let's see if I can buy the DLC.
It's totally off my alley, real?
It's still not out. Alright, we guess some more games then.
Still not out yet.
Wow, that's very red.
Is this like Beathorn Brutal?
Nah.
Does that even exist here?
No.
Wait, is this...
wait what is this wait should I know this wait this is cat game uh stray so easy game
So easy game.
Wow, Mario RPG.
Oh, I'm cooked.
I have no idea what this is.
Robin Hood.
Robin.
Hey there at the Earth quest for the war I've never never never heard of it
not rated
Game creation system, MMO? Wait, Roblox? I don't know. Okay, I don't fucking know Roblox.
What the hell is this? I have no idea. Wreck room? I haven't heard of it.
You
Haven't heard of it
Okay, it's the major platforms there
I feel like I wait Lego
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Uh yo, uh death. Thanks to five anniversary. Dude. Thank you
so much. Thanks 15. I I I I think 51. Tramilia 30. We got things to do on a period of all
things that 83. Thank you. That's Majora's mask. Watch this.
73% this screams wait is it Castlevania 64 it screams no oh it's PC
stealth wait what is this wait is this hit man the fuck it's hit man huh which
Which Hitman is this?
Oh, yeah, cool.
So easy game.
So easy!
So fucking easy, dude!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I recognize that shit immediately.
Hey, you!
I'm gonna restart Steam again, see if it's available.
Is it a mug?
Tough, huh?
You're ugly.
You're ugly.
Still not out, god damn it.
Enjoy Ashwick!
Alright, play next game.
Wow, 92? Wait, oh, this is Super Mario Sunshine? For sure. I am like 99% sure. Yeah, so easy,
easy so fucking easy I mean this would have been make obvious and so would this
have been
yeah I have an update for the game but I don't have the DLC yet there was an
update for doom yeah I just got it but the DLC isn't available I have premium
Wait, do I have the DLC already? I don't know. It should say, right?
Do you think it's- yeah, maybe it's the premium actually. It could be- I mean, I'll, uh, launch.
And we'll see if it shows in the main menu or whatever.
Updated drivers? Oh, what the fuck?
Well, I don't need it though. Just play.
Oh, yeah!
It said required, but...
Yeah, I fucked that. I'm just gonna play.
There's no way it's required. I played it on, like, these drivers.
DLC makes use of Gorilla Ray Tracing, yeah.
Let's go.
Who did Ambitrate?
Okay, let's not read it.
Okay, let's not read it.
Okay, let's not read it.
Oh
Who did in betrayed okay, let's not read it. Why is it not out yet?
Okay, I don't think it's out yet. It's just okay
That's not I
Lul
The Repatorium is updated though
The Algae store page I might need to restart steam I can't even tab out
Now I don't want to quit oh
My god, look how delayed it is
I was not delayed here
There's no I don't need updated drivers there's no way
Okay, I don't want the latest fucking drivers. I guess I could always reverse
It's still not out though, but I'll restart Steam.
It's not yet available.
Is 600 drivers good?
Real?
Is it worth it?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You'd always have a driver message.
Yeah, maybe.
I still not available.
Not yet available.
I mean, we keep guessing games, I guess.
I mean, I could update my drivers now.
It's very quick anyways.
But I bump a dump a dump
I kind of just don't want to fix what ain't broken, you know, I
Had a 120 a face in the menu
Won't you crash the streaming no, I'm using a two-piece of setup. So no stream will just be me sitting here
Anyways
Wait, yeah, this has telltale vibes for sure
I switch people. No, he's definitely a telltale a game, right?
I don't know, not Game of Thrones, but fucking how many have they done? Wolf Among Us 2? No, it is!
It is Walking Dead.
Okay, I don't know which one though. Fuck.
Fuck.
NOOOOOR!
Fuck.
Uhhhhhhh.
cool thank you anger video game nerd fucking hell I used to watch a lot of anger video
game nerd he has a video on this okay I'm a restart steam someone said it was out
Cow a fucking piece of dog shit
All right, uh, doom, uh, yep, it's out, yes, it is, it is, it is, nice, let's go.
I got it.
Uh, does it need to install or is it already came installed with the uh, it says it's check
marked so I think we're good.
I think we're good, dude.
Oh yeah, we'll do, brother. I see you. We'll do, we'll do, we'll do.
A fucking driver.
I'm not gonna update the driver.
I mean, if I get issues, I'll do it, but...
I doubt it.
I'll get rather, I'll get.
I'm going to buff him real quick before this.
All right.
I'm darking my age. Let's go
For commending completed campaign we've done that it's real learn about how the game works again, dude
I do not remember how this game works, so we're gonna die
Wait, is it nightmare?
Oh wait, pandemonium is alive, yeah.
Nightmare, yeah.
You got a nightmare.
You got a nightmare.
I'm not going to change shit, just go.
Oh yeah, off by default, cool.
Empowered attacks
Yeah, off by default. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. I'm not gonna change anything. Just play the video game
Here we go
Didn't hear good things about this
Previously I'll do the dark ages and you
Young Sentinel, your father tells me great things about you.
Thank you, sir.
He can still have a hand in his feet.
The maker's church has disavowed all actions taken by the creed.
We'll move forward with our own inquisition.
Quietly.
I'll ask you to join me now in paying our respect to him the people of Argentinor
rest easier now knowing he is out there.
After the betrayal of Bishop Creed, doubt spreads through the ranks of the Night Sentinel.
Sensing the threat of rebellion, the con maker, mother god of the faithful, turns from her
to many to beyond Argentinor.
She seeks her order and reclaims their faith.
With Hell weakened by the fall of Azraq, the Slayer moves to break its throne.
Aided by Thera, a path to Hell's ruling order, the High Council has been uncovered deep within
the Dark Realm.
But the council's chamber remains sealed, the Oracle holds the key.
I have to remember, I like don't remember how to play this, it's gonna come back fast
over.
I need an update on Merrick's status.
He didn't report in.
You didn't really need to weapon swap like an eternal in this one.
I remember the sledge, ball, chain, shooter thing was so strong.
That's all you needed.
Oh, please be good soundtrack.
Earns you the right to stand before the High Council
Has written in the book of ashes
The Oracle will be your kind should you be victorious
Manning have tried but none so powerful as you
Wait, but I don't remember how to play yeah, you may begin. I got this
It can't be that hard
Wait, do you have all the weapons you do
Okay, yeah, yeah, right shield shield throw I don't remember how to do hold on let me check my fucking settings
Where is my keys here
Because I'm pretty sure I'm yeah, we're buying did a shield throw. Yeah, it's all are also
Oh, yes, switch on the claws.
Swap and X-Men, you mean that.
Holy shit, they just throw you right in.
They really do.
Fuck it, just go.
Just go.
How tough can it be?
Oh yeah, green ones you can bury back.
Right, that's how we're trying to do this.
I remember this.
Let's see, we have this weapon. Yay!
Where's the bowling chain?
Right, the charge? Okay, I remember. I remember.
Let's see.
We have this weapon. Right, shotgun, right. Yeah.
Yes, and E is that, D is Supa, this one, yes.
I think we might need to up the trap.
I need to up the track. Very important here.
Let's see, do you have any, like, alt-fire? I don't remember.
If you do. Let's see, what other weapons do I have?
There's no alt-fire. Okay, right.
Okay, well actually it comes back to you really quickly this one.
Oh yeah the two weapons of the same type, right, yes.
Yeah, oh, yeah. Slayer shit.
The game looks really good, yeah. The graphics are insane.
You alone give them hope.
I watch from a forgotten throne, as all glory goes to the untellered slave.
I think the fight I just had you were super overpowered for those enemies like you're
You're not supposed to lose that, that's why I didn't take any damage.
are made or will you leave them to starve in the absence of order the sentinels must
choose to stand with us again and they need a symbol the sentinels of noble blood a warrior
Your people will recognize
Merrick, son of Valen, has pitched his loyalty to us. Together you will strike down the order of the six
Together you will remind Argentinor where their strength truly lies
You fight for them, do you not? Then give them something to believe in
or the astumency beneath you.
Sure.
All right, now I can see all the weapons and shit.
Yeah, there's the ball weapon.
That's a number one.
This weapon is insane.
so strong. Yeah, and E you had the melee on, you also see those under the ridicule there.
This is the nail gun, yeah. And the other one is... oh yeah, I remember this is very powerful,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you have the shotguns.
Ultra mega regular.
And then you have the rocket launcher and grenade launcher.
Yes.
And number six.
Yeah, and those are the weapons, right?
Yeah, pretty easy to remember.
Are is through shield or this?
And I think did you get armor if you yeah, I can increase full sure it's a bit zoomed in is true
Oh, yeah, Perry and Melly slow motion. Yeah, I could reduce this
Right yeah, that's really nice you're not a constant slow motion you know what up slad
Full that did you see full of my blind it might not be here
Fumped scale screen effect hood
Any fool
Can you play this without the shield? No?
The shield is like a big part of this game. I mean I just...
What? What?
We're gonna chain spear fucking spoilers dude. Field of view. I am on 90 though.
I don't want to like overdo it. I'm gonna look for fish lens here.
Don't you like the gun taking up... quarter of the screen?
110 is best? Okay, fine, fine, fine. I'll concede.
I know this.
This weapon is so ridiculous.
Oh, I don't remember how to remove shields.
Oh, shields, bro.
Thanks.
It's like a little warm-up around here.
Oh, cunt!
Oh my god!
Okay!
Where'd that shit go?
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Oh, bigger brain!
Oh
So you
Oh, you get armor for that, yeah.
I don't remember how to fight these.
Ah, I'm on nightmare mode, I have to put that into title.
Dead signal nightmare mode.
Let's see, this is the...
Where's the energy weapon?
Oh, it's number two.
Okay.
What are the bars under the railcule on that weapon?
I don't remember if they have gimmicks, these ones.
map yeah I'm trying oh yeah there it is and revelations items are not revealed
on your auto map before they're acquired you can use the item tracker on the
right side of this time see all the item secrets to find within a chapter so
there's four secrets okay
right our goal is there cool yeah that that track was banging though it was
No doubt. Yeah, we'll have to get a death counter, sure, fitting for this game.
Well, our main goal is up there, but I guess we got to go through here first.
Oh, alright.
Lumegaloo?
Maric letters.
Fathers, no excuse for my failed report.
I cannot explain how it came to pass.
Are the people, my king, a bear, no wound, like an aim is the cost.
And I lose hours on my own mind, my sleep is not improved.
Do I read all this, man?
It's doom, man, I'm dooming.
I'm not luring, I'm dooming.
Do you have all the upgrades and stuff?
weapon skins class magnify oh yeah headshots with that one right
What is this mobile, you lie?
Polaracti log targeting the environment and the shield charge, yeah, yeah.
All good, all good.
Oh fuck, what the hell?
Yeah. So, secrets and shit we want to find, obviously. There's four secrets on the stage.
There's definitely one right below me.
They didn't do more dark ages when it fries for best accessibility.
Yeah, it has very good accessibility, though.
This is true.
Oh, I gotta redo this.
I'm trying to remember the parrying in this.
I mean, literally just right-gling it.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Sloth Explore Mantaric 15, Kirovix 19!
Oh, my God.
Oh, say, one of these!
ASKA!
Holy fuck!
Give us an armor.
Give us an armor.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this?
Come here!
Breathe!
What the fuck are you doing here?
three
I'm so used to like the weapon swapping of eternal.
Oh, yeah, thank you. Yeah, that's where they are.
Oh, yeah, you have to choose which one you equip, right, when you parry. You have the
The auto turret, the heaven splitter, and the the Virgil swords.
Yeah, I'm using the ground fissure. It's kind of nice.
Yeah, because they drop armor when you hit with this. Me, I got thrust.
Yeah, I remember this one was very powerful.
And I got all of this stuff. We're good.
Nice.
Wait, motion blur on?
Oh yeah, it might be actually.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Ew, film grain.
Ew, chromatic aberration.
Make sure I moved up the fuel also.
Ew!
Off!
There we go.
Oh, eww this, eww that.
It's been a big dice so easily, Jesus.
I'm not even using no view at all.
Hey, you rake! Make 74!
Still matters to the hunter close to it because of the great Twitch password loss, huh?
thank you dude the great big passport loss
but which one is the skull one
yeah which one is the pulverizer is it four no that's the shawty gun
I don't have it unlocked I guess.
Oh, maybe I unbounded, yeah, I probably did, yeah.
Yeah, I remember I think it was just ass or something. I had it fully upgraded though.
I think it just got in the way for me. That's why I remove it.
Yeah, maybe I just never really got how to use it.
I'm moving up there, okay, I see.
I hope it thinks we left that and rake again, thanks 74, brother, alright, we got the blue
key, nice.
and I'm not buying it this something else
Oh, I do not remember what to do against us.
I
Lash on
Oscar Oscar
Okay, listen to warm up that form of that form of that form of that warm up that warm up that
It was a tight area right tight area
I feel only death I'm going to have.
Listen, listen, listen. I'm fully warmed up now.
What are you doing about this gimmick?
This gimmick!
I'm getting out give me to the doom day
hold it now thank you
you gotta warm up the shields first before you can destroy it
I think if I remember correctly
otherwise it doesn't work
Let's see here. Yeah, that will take me down there, and we're good. Wait, is that a secret?
Good.
Woohoo!
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. I see. Okay.
Oh, yeah, I
I'm getting on tomatoes being fruits, no.
Oh, fuck!
Oh wait, why am I getting like PTSD from this guy?
of
the
They don't want me.
Massive issue with DLCX for owners of the premium edition.
Plenty of comments to the informer including me.
Yeah, the finishers in this game aren't even close to as good as, like, it's only in my
book.
What? It's no big deal.
At the end of the day, it is what it is.
I almost preferred this shotgun over the Super.
I think we don't like everything here, I guess.
I mean, I don't mind if I...
Well, there's something here that's like a secret.
Man, I'm really excited for the new weapon.
Did I really unbind that gun?
Because it got in the way?
T! No, I pushed it! I pressed the T! There it is!
And then you can have a wider one. Yeah.
right
What the fuck is that?
Okay
Let's go, Crusher!
Oh
Give me all my ass.
Come back!
Who the fuck is nuking me in my ass?
I got nuked in the ass dude.
There was a dude behind me.
I've got nines there, at least it's out of the rush speed.
You'll never pass me dying in the next, like, ever.
Alright? Ever.
I'll kill you!
Who the fuck is damaging my asshole?
What?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Okay listen, challenge!
Listen listen listen!
I will not go above fucking!
I'm still getting used to the weapons!
I'll get used to the weapons!
Here we go!
I have a special finisher, I want to see that.
I'm not going to get lost.
This fucking enemy, I hate him.
Mind me, Ron, go this way, go this way.
Who the fuck? There's gimmicks all over the place!
I don't know the gimmicks I do not understand the gimmicks I don't know
I don't know the gimmicks of this enemy yet. Alright? I chat. I don't know the gimmicks. That does not count as washed. That's literally a knowledge check.
That's a knowledge check.
Never again.
Oh, man.
Where's the gimmick guy?
Gimmick guy's here!
Where are you?
You over there?
Did I get him?
We still alive!
These, wait, these climb a ring of bells.
Fuck me, get me out of there.
Oh, fuck, that's my spider.
Yeah, okay.
What?
Need healing!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Give me this guy. Come on, come over here. I'm not you though.
This guy come here
Okay, I'm warmed up, I'm warmed up.
Come here, pussy!
Yeah, I should probably turn on auto sprint, I keep like, gather this.
That's kind of nice, for sure. It feels more eternal then.
Loomegalooler?
I got that secret now, right? Yeah, I did. Okay.
Alright, there's just no more deaths now. I feel fully warmed up. I mean, my essence.
Oh, I see you now.
S M's.
When Burma death, it could be fun, you know?
Okay, we can open that here, but I want to see the other gaze
Burma death please bro
Please I'll have I'll have under a hundred deaths in this bill no doubt
Oh, you can probably get in there from there. Yeah, it looks like it.
Easily, Chad. Easily.
Easily.
burn and die!
no this really sticks to me, I mean
holy fuck
getting destroyed by spider ass
come on
that guy up there please
I need a guy up there
mele mele mele mele mele
this is eternal
I am eternal
Get my door
All right, we're back nice good patience. Yes good patience right there. That's what it's all about
Regain your shit
I know not this guy, give me armor.
So easy game.
cool. Can you switch to the soundtrack of Garfield instead? Shut up! Oh, fuck!
BUNCH!
Bung!
That perinoice
Wait, no, I'm not ready to go down. No secrets! Whatever. That's the last secret! Noooore!
You are approaching the dark. I didn't miss it.
I need to make a second here the alerts better, uh, so I need to do this lower this a bit
Don't worry chat. It's gonna come back up now. I'll be able to hear alerts better
Oh man, is there no way back in there well at the end of the day. Oh wait
Let me parry then
I
Bear a drop
Go
That was all the secrets. Nice. 4 out of 4.
Hey, you got big 7680, 3 years old, and it makes 32.
Goal! Let me in here. Tigger, remember to have you think the music is generic and one-note.
That's because it's a reaction to Alex's exhilarating gameplay.
I shut up. I'm gonna replay it.
Remember Chas, if you think the music is generic and one note, that's because it's reactionary to LF-60's ear-lick-ting-gain-play display.
SHUT UP! I'm warmed up, I'm fully warmed up now. I can feel it.
end of chapter yes but we got all the secrets and stuff
The Slayer, the Sentinels' champion, has journeyed a great distance to kill you, my lords.
I
Yes, below
Cleansed so many, as a chamber.
To rest in your life, human.
And your wounds run deeper.
You belong here.
And here, you will stay.
The council has chosen beneath this chamber.
will be your tomb. Come slayer. I will be your guide. I am servant to the council.
Serve this.
Come on music us
Oh, I just killed myself almost, so...
Alright, wait, what?
No, the shield is broken.
End of the DLC, defeated and broken, you've been cast down into the Council's prison
to suffer eternal damnation.
We don't even have a shield anymore now.
It got split in half.
How long have I been in the DLC?
I just got past the intro screen,
like where it says,
Doom Dark Agents,
Revelation.
I did like the first map.
Let's go, Masha.
functional your maximum health armor and ammo have been reduced the BFC is
also missing and cannot be located classic the henchman damn I'm gonna
I'm going to hench my man.
Okay, there's...
Oh shit!
Yeah, cheap looking so you get criticism, but you're not gonna keep it.
True.
Now, Raven, thanks for your too, by the way.
Thank you, guys.
And thank you to you again.
Oh shit!
Baaah!
Oh, I'm back.
I like that now it's gonna be kind of like a fresh start.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The arbiters of our prison must pay for their sins.
When you leave, their suffering begins.
Okay, I still have all the weapons, alright.
So this is the new weapon, the meat hook.
Tapping question mark, what?
With the chain spear, we'll throw and attach it to a nearby demon or hook node.
If you reach a demon that is in a day state you'll automatically form a glorious track or execution.
Is it mouse 4?
Tapping? Okay.
So yeah, this is instead of the shield, so I guess...
Fucking hell.
Question mark. Question mark.
Okay, we'll see. We'll bind these when the time comes.
Whoa! Cool!
Yeah, fuck.
You're attaching to a nearby demon or hook node with a chain spear, holding ARD will
swing you around the target, yeah.
While attached to a nearby demon, you can hold the W, it will lift you up over the target.
But if you hold it too long, okay.
Slash!
Pressing question mark will perform a sweeping slash attack.
It can kill crowds of fodder demons.
It will also destroy superheated metal and energy shields.
So I guess I'll bind that to E. Wait, E is that now?
Right, uh, because you have this one.
Well, that's interesting.
What am I going to bind this to?
Q?
I don't think Q is binded.
Press question mark? Yep.
Destroy Super Eater Metal, yes.
Was that a parry?
It is.
Huh.
Yeah, you don't have a shield anymore, but you can parry by meleeing at the same time.
Oh my god, you can die here?
The fuck?
Okay, we're good.
Slash can parry Hell Surge attacks, yeah.
Press Q when an incoming Hell Surge, melee strike, or projectile is in range of...
Wait, I should right-click this.
Because it's instead of the shield, it should just be right-click.
It will cause them to falter. It can't be on Q. It needs to be on right-click because it replaces the shield.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you have stab and slam too, so we'll see.
Alright, melee me.
You can't just pull away, and he'll leave.
Oopsie!
Press question mark and changepirt clip from a dash in the direction you're moving.
Use dash to traverse the environment and dodge.
I mean, that should just be...
That should just be shift.
Yeah, oh my god, this is so eternal.
Everything is eternal!
Ah, see you later.
Where the fuck am I?
Okay.
Perry noise is so nice though!
I mean I think it's good now I don't have a slam or anything yet for it.
Yeah this is cool though. I'm gonna put R. R for R. There we go that's good. Wait
You can ready spear
Okay
Interesting. All right anyways
Is there a photo mode in this no that I know of no
Pain given shape, it holds many secrets.
Find the keys to unlock your suffering.
Hmm.
I don't know, throw this pier yet?
I guess not.
Question mark! A weapon skin!
Oh shit! Okay, um, me took slash, okay.
Tormentor.
Oh, orbit hit lock on! Cool!
It's very spin to win, signature.
Oh burn and drop armor classic time slice
All right, it's an explosion
Okay, and then we have the regular slash
slap shot
Here we come with that with slash to build empowerment slash will now glory strike and execute dazed demons
I think I have blade flash.
Triggering slap shot now, gonna speed with short duration.
Okay, that's cool.
We haven't unlocked slam and stab yet, so.
And apparently not...
Oh, that's throw.
Oh.
Blood attacks.
Deflection.
Oh, cool!
Look at that!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Urner, store additional empowerment.
So yeah, you'll have a meter mechanic here.
Oh fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, let's go.
I don't see this weapon skin anywhere.
I don't know who got it or anything.
Whatever.
Okay.
I
Okay
It's gonna take a wee bit to get used to this
Look at me, I can all can what the fuck
I
Ask it
I'd so weird to not have like the shield
I'm not used to that whatsoever.
Like the shield charge.
Only acclaimed souls may leave.
Three stones, each of which exact their price.
find them, overcome their trials of absolution, and harness the power needed to walk between
realms.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Fuck is there like mega-kirokin down here?
Oh I can't even swim down!
That shit, I'm out.
What the fuck?
Wait, what the hell? Oh, that's not an enemy.
I'm in the fun fuck I'm so used to being able to play with right click which I still can
Let me cook do I used to this oh
Here's one of these
Yeah, I'm gonna die feels good man
Insane puzzle game of hell
guess I'll do this trial now sure looks like I got to do them trials
All right, let's go. I'm gonna die
To to what it's Egypt and okay, I got a little game. I got my health back though
messy Argentina
Oh
My god the pit
Fuck me. Okay, and then I can use stuff and things.
Oh my god, the spaghetti. I'm spaghetti-ing all over.
I gotta get used to this spaghetti or...
It's over. It's gonna take a little bit.
Oh hell battery. The spaghetti is actually all over the place.
Master key.
Holy shit, this area is humongous.
Well, I'm going this way.
Required, I thought I got.
Reach end game to unlock.
Oh, okay.
Damn.
Oh yeah, I also have a piece, I forgot about that.
Alright, hit me up then, let's go!
Oh, yeah, you can dash now, right?
Okay, okay.
I-I'm just gonna think of this as eternal at this point.
Okay!
Fuck. Hey. Still working on it. So, what about this? Okay, you can just go over here.
of
I walked in my ass into the fucking boost and then I like, like because of that I would
push forward and I was going to move backwards.
There should be a finisher where you're like shove the spear down his throat.
Fuck me. Fuck me.
Pizza.
Come on.
Give me that.
Remember you have your uh, get him to get him to get him.
Okay, E!
E!
E!
He's dead.
Give me two in.
Fucking baldness.
That's fine.
Okay.
Murder that shit.
Spin the Ronys.
Okay.
of that shit? Spin the Ronys?
Alright, cool.
What? No, it's uh, uh, Fire Guy.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Our arch vile. Arch vile.
Arch fiend. Arch.
Oh fuck.
Okay, what's up? What are we cooking here?
Is anything cooking at all?
I don't know where is he there
I'm fucking powered.
Yeah
Where did he go?!
OH!
Wait, is that that's my ass?
Fuck!
it's waiting up here!
Guys, y-y-y-wait wait wait wait!
Okay, okay, okay!
It's a-a-a-ay-ay-ay-ay!
It takes a while to get used to the fucking swing!
It needs to get upgraded so you get faster momentum!
There is an upgrade for it but I haven't unlocked it yet!
It's so slow to swing!
It's insane!
But!
also baldness...
Fuck this.
More aggression.
What?
Right?
Too much, too much.
Okay, you don't go that high up with that, I'm overestimating you.
Fuck, fuck it, fuck.
Please, I need some, uh, heel hit.
Thank you.
Fuck him stop running
Well, soundtrackers I'm doing too. What is it?
What's up?
Yeah, I think he's been out, but yeah, no you can let him out and I can get him in some
Yoss
Dude, I like that song though that song in that fight was really good
I thought it was nice man, I thought it was good shit. Yeah, I come to access these. Yeah, you need the shield
And no shield is to be had, unfortunately.
Is there no minigun in this one?
There isn't, right?
I kind of miss having a minigun, you know.
I guess this is the weapon for miniguns.
Yeah, there's the gun grinding skulls, yeah, exactly.
Oh, there's definitely more to this than what meets the eye.
I
Yeah, he's not the best position
Thank you.
Nice.
Gun grinding skull?
No skull grinding gun.
Yeah.
I do miss having a minigun though, you know, like it's so a doom guy, you know.
Oh, fuck! Woohoo!
We need to unlock this shop here. Oh.
Find all the pieces of a relic to earn platinum.
Platinum is used to upgrade the chain spirit hall or shrine.
These are the same shrine are always located in same immediate area
Okay, okay, that's cool
Wow, this is uh, I guess I choose where I go
Any Frank amounts yeah quad minigun was so cool. That was one of my favorites
So what do you get from this now just flatten them yeah okay so we can space
this in the shop now. I'm gonna spend and consume. Oh fuck, what else?
Oh shit, no upgrades available on suit because we don't have a suit yet, but yeah, the chain
spear though.
You can spend a lot of the purchase at first, chain spear ability.
Additional chain spear abilities and upgrades can be purchased at Holoshrines.
Is there one from the air? Yeah, that's the slam, right?
I mean, you have a throw here.
Landing headshots and hitting flying enemies with the ultimate bonus damage trigger, faltering blasts.
Flying enemies include a cockle, revenant, yeah, okay.
Now what about this slam though?
Now that I like. That's tight. That's tight as fuck.
Stab. Ooh.
First question, I thrust a chainspring to demon with a swift attack, faltering nearby.
Extra damage against melee focused demons such as the Hell Knight, Battle Komodo, Agadon, Baron, okay?
It can instantly kill stone imps causing damage nearby enemies
After Zephyl me took press question mark to drive the chainsprinter to the ground. What's the upgrades?
It looks like you get uh, yeah, they they drop health there
Stab instantly superheats to him
slam explosion is larger yeah this seems really nice cuz they can drop held so
oh and the speed boost after it that's insane what about wall breaker oh you
can fuck up there that's nice us that's mess slow time I don't care
throw will not get me out of a theory or specter that's insane very good very
good yes yes yes now what about the hook tormenter yeah that's kind of fun
and that's really good yeah I want this and I want that because then you have a
health and armor drop and this is very nice this time slice I want but let's get
the slam first just for um hell yeah how do I slam okay I'm pressing question mark
for this you know what I might just a perfect way perform dashes for a hell
surge attack will strike sugar perfect dodge and that builds up in power
Which can be spent to use the throw slam and stab abilities, right?
You can't use them otherwise
Empyreanment charges are present on the HUD under your weapon reticle. I see and
Empyreanment upgrades for the chain spear can purchased. Okay. Hey, that's cool
So that builds half a bar and now I have full bar
Okay
No, I don't have a slam bind it. I'm just you know what I'm gonna restore to default and see here
Middle click for slash and meet hook is right click. You know what I do kind of like that I do
Wait dashes get it and slam is shift that's insane it should be a reverse
Wait, okay, yeah, but...
No?
There we go.
Ah, they're just perfect dodge.
Dude, not dashing.
Not dashing on shift is criminal.
After becoming airborne from using the Meadow Press Ketherell when the spear is empowered
from a slam, this attack generates a blast that can fall from damage nearby enemies.
can be up there to hollow shrines increasing its effectiveness you know oh yeah it's a
right click I rebinded it all right that's cool
Dash is alt? No? Shift is running? No, you have auto run on. Clearly.
wait shit not my skull gun is unbinded like that hold up I gotta fix that
Shocking on one and then and then and then and now everything is wrong here listen listen
This is fucking weird.
No.
Oh my god, everything is super wrong. Hold up. Let me cook. Let me...
I don't know which... Rail spike should be three.
Plasma rifle should be two
Which is the
Is that number five that should be number one
Yes, yeah, yeah
This should be number one and this this should be number five now we're good
Everything is in order
Oh, Platinum!
Let me move myself down a bit.
Platinum please bro
Need blue scroll
Oh fuck!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Heh!
Fucking cock over here
Okay, listen listen, I have new bindings
I will not falter
Nice.
Yeah, I miss those finishers, man.
We will not falter!
together I got to get that siphon that seems really good they should hire me for
like a JRPG dude
together we are strong
is this dent maxing
Oh, I guess I'll hop on that shit.
What if there's a secret over there?
What's up?
Platinum!
Oh my god, I'm going everywhere with this thing.
Everywhere with this thing?
Matt! No!
I need a battery here, nice.
Oh, okay, thank you, Mick.
Come here!
I still gotta get used to my new bindings.
I got some old coworkers that's been playing World of Warcraft for 20 years without keybindings,
imagine it.
Dude, I had a friend who was binding like Alt-7, how the fuck do you bind Alt-7 as a
as a ability.
Mental.
Oh yeah, you need perfect artists to build.
Alt-6 for ice block? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I forgot the key, mind of my ass.
Listen, I forgot the- I need to like- I'm not used to be- I'm not-
Okay, I gotta get used to this.
The key bind to my ass, yes.
Wait, shit, I don't remember how this leader-
Okay, R is rebinded now.
R, R, R.
Woo!
Hold it!
Okay, clearly this is not working, right?
I don't remember how these leaders worked.
This is just a gimmick death.
And I think so, that's head, dude!
Thank you!
Look at the game.
This is a gimmick death.
I don't remember how these leaders worked.
Leaders are shielded from all of them until they're around me, they're-
Oh!
I thought I had to prioritize them, not the other way around.
Okay.
I see.
I see.
Holy fuckerino!
R and R.
It's R!
It's R!
It's R. It's R.
No, that's cool. Don't blame me.
R. R. R to Perry. R. R. R. R. Remember R. It's R to Perry, brother.
There you go.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not bothered.
I'm... ok, listen, dude, I... it's... it's... it's...
I am so used to having shield, ok? I'm so used to having shield, alright?
It's just gonna take a...
Wait, why can't I slam?
Let me slam.
I can't slam!
It's not unbinded, is it?
slam, catch that, yeah
there we go
right click, R
jump, right click, R
R
R. R. R. Right click. R. R.
Yeah, I'm alive!
I pressed- I'm gonna do it, wait, wait!
Oh my god, I'm pressing my asshole!
Fuck, okay, shit.
Oh, I actually need ass rehab.
I'm just throwing out whatever comes into my head as I'm getting low health.
And it's been happening too much.
Why can't I kill them?
Okay, I don't know why but I can't do the slam ability. I have it unlocked, right? I should have it unlocked.
I do. Oh, you have to meet hook first! Right, that's why.
I
Boldness
Okay, oh you're feeding leaders who lead leader essence shards been leader essence shards and hollow shirts
I'm gonna suit max health armor and ammo okay good
What do you mean nice audio levels you can't hear it
The game is supposed to be loud right supposed to be fucking loud
Megaloud. Megaloud. Of Hell.
Get to moving on if you want to watch my video. Yeah, listen, listen, listen. I'm working on it.
I'm getting used to it now. We can still hear you, it's not loud enough. Oh, okay.
Okay, how about you hurt my nuts in your forehead? How about that? How about that? Okay, that was very toxic. I'm sorry
I was toxic listen. I'm playing doom. All right, they should type
Okay, I can move that there, but there's a shop here
Expelliator increases my additional powerful of a convention person but our car pray door
essence. Okay. Oh, that's for master key areas. Okay. Yeah, I probably get some health boost.
We really need it. I don't really have ammo issues. I need health and armor.
Okay, okay. One out of three beasts. Okay, okay. I like this. I like it. I like it.
The other pieces over there. What about over here? And what the hell is this?
Oh, okay, we got... that now.
Okay, it's attached. Yeah, okay, cool
Sick
Is that a secret area man, I feel like it is
kind of
What about this
Hello
Oh, okay, pull it this way
Secret wings
Hold on. Oh yeah, there's even more here cool
How does if you pull it?
I figure
Pull it this way
Turn this ship
And you we don't have a new get a fall
We don't have a Gidfa. Yeah, I'm going down the hole, I will.
I'm just checking.
I-I think this just takes me back.
Oh no, it's the piece!
Sick.
Oh yeah, this fucking shit.
Gurtha.
Jesus Christ, Lord of the Mercy.
Oh yeah, I gotta get the doggy and hold up chat.
Yeah, there is some executions with this, which is cool.
I don't know if I'll do anything else with this, it's literally just this.
Have I seen her play Haste? No, never have.
What is Haste?
Okay, we can destroy this now.
I know it's a spell, yeah.
Fuck! It's R for Perry, remember, brother?
I can actually buy an ability now and there's the blue skull.
I know where to go. We're good. We're cooking. We're cooking hard.
All right, let's buy an upgrade, I guess.
Ooh, the stab. I need 125 for Siphon. Yeah, I really want that. Alright, it's 125 for
all of them. Okay.
Oh yeah, shit, I can buy these. Uh, Executions Grant Empowerment. That's pretty good. Dash
Ashes from while taking automatic weapons fire will reflect shots back, yeah.
Any story updated time to DOOM 2016?
Doesn't seem so right now.
I don't think.
Whatever, I'll wait until the siphon, I guess.
I don't know what that would be, to be fair.
Okay, whatever, I guess we'll go this way and come back.
I'm gonna do more horror games.
Oh, I'm probably gonna beat this Bill first.
Oh, fuck.
After a slam attack, the blighted Hell Knight will build up and release a massive explosion.
Falters don't kill it to interrupt the blast.
If you can't prevent the explosion, debate it with a well-timed dash by cover or block it.
Okay.
Oh, that's the- oh fuck, that's mega delayed. Alright. Oh, that's good to know.
Oh!
Or! Fuck, dude, I keep pressing the wrong button for parry!
Ass!
Y- look, he even tells me!
It's because I'm pressing right-click because I used to have it on right-clicking.
This
Okay, it's our our our remember it's our also dogs this go backwards
Oh
There's another dude here
When were you kidding me, okay, there's gimmick enemies everywhere now
There's gimmick enemies everywhere
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we can turn down sound effects and up some music us can do that and do a bit of this
Fuck me dude, oh my god, these enemies, these enemies!
I'm getting far because it's a new gimmick
I hate this.
Fuck me!
I saw this. I hate this enemy. I hate it.
Oh, you fucking give me!
There's no way I'm letting you take Kari's heart!
It's not even a challenging enemy.
They just blow up and they take all your health with them.
easy, very easy. It's coming up into the base game. Yes, yeah, for sure. It is
definitely like more eternal, it is. Fuck, I definitely like missed some stuff
here. I'm not sure it's important. Well, yeah. Unless I can come back to it after.
Oh nice.
I like the weapon swapping in Eternal.
I'm a fan.
I fully get people who like might not like it though.
I gotta go get the dog in, let me just get back to the El Paslo.
Some Swedish guy, Permadeath Doom Eternal and Hardest Difficulty.
Well, hardest difficulty on eternal is permanent.
Oh nice, that's how you get this part, okay.
Jobstone. Nice.
Oh shit, we can buy the good stuff now
We could also
Let's see how does this turn?
Nice straight up just this. What's the next part matter the game on playing?
Uh, probab- oh yeah, probab- I don't know, maybe RE4, we'll see I guess.
Might be RE4, yeah, I need this because there's so much damage.
Nice, now we got Siphon, now I want the other one with the spear and then I am happy.
Now I got Tormentor, that's cool.
But I want the Burning Spear.
150 currency.
R&R?
Nah, I don't think so, to be honest.
I'm not a believer of that.
Man, there's no way for me to get this, is there?
Darkest Dungeon?
Yeah, uh, Darkest Dungeon could be cool.
What is up with this one?
I feel like you're supposed to be able to change the direction with this, but...
I guess you need the shield, yeah.
Because there is still some walls that I can't.
Mele it? Yeah, I can test it I guess. No.
It's no work. And I can't rotate it here. That won't do shit. It's only two
directions I can do it. Unless no. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get the door. I'll get the door.
hold I'll do it now real quick
I
I
There will be no more deaths now they'll make me think I speak my big bad world nerds or Pawnee
There's
Am I dent or
There's nothing I can't change this
If it was like a 90 degree angle, yeah, maybe but I can't what do you mean? Yes. I haven't even told you what I was gonna
Shut up
No, if it was like that I could do it, but I yeah, cuz then I could yeah
Wait no no no it won't do shit
It won't do anything okay. I just make a sure now. I'm not stuck. It's you can't do it
Yeah, I think I need a shield to bonk this
Anyways, Chad just posting dent.
Just because, because, because, because, shut the fuck up, alright?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Just shut up!
Shut up!
I've got both batteries, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, boom!
You didn't change me, I'm out of that signal hell.
getting released at the same time you know all the emotions a weapon skin okay
but what is the weapon skin? oh Elyring, Daniela thinks 39 what up? thank you
dude I don't know what skin I actually got though that's the confusing part like
what skin did I get? oh it's for that shotgun never mind I see it
I don't like him.
Oh, cool.
Yo, found the secret area.
Oh, fuck!
R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R.
Fuck me, this is a bad spot to be in.
I
Glickton saved!
Never again.
R. You know what? Just, just, just, just, hurry everything, fuck it.
Ah!
Go without Jack!
come here guys group up please
I do forget the mace.
Oh, I do.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo.
You need a monster key. Yo, what up? Yo, next one's seven.
Elegorf. You said you got a resub for Elegorf, but Elegorf isn't even a sub-emote, but you
know what? Thank you, thank you. I can make it a sub-emote if you want.
Who made Elegorf? It's in Discord, I gotta check.
I
Have a bit there
And what what the fuck is damaging me? Oh, I was binky bonky. Yeah
Now you see chat when I get the upgrade so you don't take damage from those little
peep peep peep you it's gonna be so fucking free everything's gonna be free
like every single thing's gonna be free
you see this I can't do anything against that except destroy it
Well, there's an upgrade for the sphere so you can like...
and you don't get hit by it.
Holy fuck!
Oh
Fuck that enemy
Okay, I'm still alive with five health, but I god damn, I hate that enemy.
Hate it.
Man, I sound like Darth Vader now.
I love playing Doomico's Red Screen Glow. Listen, it's only because there's new mechanics
I'm not used to yet, so I forget my mace, which I use for sustain, but I completely
Forget it. I'm saving it for the next boom game
I'm not gonna die to a fucking tentacle
Okay, that's a lot of secret areas. 8 out of 10. I mean, this will take me to a brand
new area. Well, you're gonna, this is clearly like the hub, right? If you're gonna come
back here with a monster key, I imagine. It's gotta be. So yeah. Maze is the chainsaw
eternal well chainsaw it gives you ammo and stuff I don't think mace does that it
gives you like armor can I get this now yes burn and drop armor there it is the
classic the classic oh should probably get the stab and stuff
Throw
Maze does can even switch to the mace here. I don't even know yeah, I can dread mace
Yeah, that's all your gun ammo instantly yeah
the maze is very powerful it is oh yeah for god you have the fists too
Yeah, it's armor shards.
Yeah this is why I'm using this, I remember, because though the mace is very powerful.
You know what? Let's play with the mace a little bit.
What are you doing?
Red equal screen?
Oh, give me this shit.
Yo sector, thanks 71 job, yeah thanks to 112, thank you.
of jabroni's down there
There's another guy that needs to die.
I
Die
I
Fuck our demon
I'm fucking seeing
Where are you? I'm fucking seeing
Oh
Us
His enemy's so coward
Fuck you grab it
I'm trying to get rid of the favoritism, but I don't think I can get rid of it.
What?
Where are you?
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
I
I
two
No
Okay, don't get greedy. Just stand your ground and parry his ass.
That's more like it. Let's go!
I
Fucking die
Yeah, this DLC is actually very good so far.
It's much more eternal than Dark Ages, almost, with the whole meat hooking stuff.
It feels good. It does.
No weapons swapping like that, though.
It does look a bit like Chris.
Chris!
The first trial of a soul all right
We're to proceed for singleton mission you are up is on standby
What the fuck?
Multiple heat sakes confirmed.
Wait, this is sick.
Oh, there's the monster key.
The similar most common lock end game which is filled with greater challenge even greater foe. Yeah, that's how you get the other upgrades
Okay, we got all leader essence all platinum I didn't get the toy
Corvix two out of three whatever skins. I got all of them
complete a relics two out of two
Well, we got the important stuff. No, the toys are fun though. I mean, I'm sure you can get back there, right?
Cause there is, that's a monster key area.
Maybe you can't.
Wait, have I been here before?
Yeah I have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
my lord. Yes, my lord. Yo, Yankee Dagger, X-21 Reaper, X-3 can reach as X-75.
Through the eyes of a fresh soul, their final truth is revealed.
I
Better hey you Fox no makes 45 dude
Oh, yeah, we're back here now in like the main hub because we did that trial, yeah.
And then you can revisit them when you have the Mauster Key.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Here you need Mauster Key, but we only have one piece.
one
he bends thanks for that 23 days
Now
Oh my god
Oh, look at that.
I am not your enemy.
I am your way out.
So how does this work?
Oh the shield so has been repaired it's still damaged shield ruin upgrades and the blade
monster upgrade are no longer functional check the shield tabber adoption for more info oh
Oh, yikes.
Nooooo.
Feels like the shield is only going to be used to do the puzzles.
That's it.
I think T will swap.
No it won't.
T is my skull crusher.
You can swap between the chain spirit and shield saw at any time.
Chain spirit perth has omnidirection movements both defense and defense tools.
Shield saw favors a more grounded play style.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm definitely just gonna use the spear, but you do need to.
Well, this is awkward.
If I press T, I-
That's just so awkward, okay.
Uh, I gotta fix that.
I fixed it already, we're good.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, nice! Okay. Very good, very good, very good. Alright, there's more. There's one deep
in the ocean
Okay, quick and effective I like it this is the beginning no I'm a little bit in for
sure. Just a 20 amount.
It's up there. Do I have a puff up there is the question.
There's more over here too.
Yo, is the DLC long?
It's probably like 10-12 hours, depends on your difficulty and shit.
What?
Is this a puzzle?
That works.
Does the DLC make me want to do it on Ultron Eyemare?
I will see, I will see. This is a challenge to deal with.
Is this baldness?
No it isn't.
Thank you.
Cool.
Thank you cool
One more
You're gonna land here
Why?
Why?
Broken?
Wait, you need to lower that down.
Wait, you need to lower this water?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, I can't do shit.
No, I don't like this.
Get me out.
Get me out.
Get me out.
Get me out.
Get me out.
Get me out.
Get me out.
You gotta drain this water, for sure, oh, which maybe I do here.
Yeah.
Where are you scared dude?
Have you seen the base game of this?
Yeah, I'm fucking horrifying underwater segment.
Thank you!
nice with you parent attack I parry all the time little uncle bro little uncle bro oh my
I'm gonna...freak it.
Wait, you missed an underwater jump scare in the base game, Telsir Vods?
There's a massive red-eyed Pithula creature that slowly starts coming up toward you?
No, in that segment?
Fuck that, thank god I didn't do that shit.
Oh, I didn't predict or not go well this looks yet.
cool, oh yeah we're good we got a lot of uh we need to find the show
We got a lot of platinum from doing these.
I thought so far in the DLC, it's actually really good.
It's sick.
And you can play it more like Eternal or more like Dark Ages if you prefer the more tanky
style.
The spear is basically more eternal aerial movement and shit.
While this is the shield you already know if you play the base game.
Oh great DLC fire everyone wait what is this oh I gotta lower the gate obviously
All right, we're good.
Yeah, they laid off a ton of people yesterday.
What was it today?
nice leave on then here's a show sweet and we can unlock this half of the
ID suffer were fired and one of them was the main designer and art developer
for all weapons and are of the last doom trilogy oh my god fucking yaske
We got to buy upgrades and then we'll go over there
see what we got we do have this we could get even more health permanently
increase the range for absorbing items drop enemies grow structure execution
now drop armor oh my god that is really good switch between chainspray shield
saw will generate a blast no dude I got to get that armor one that's insane this
one is crazy they also drop armor shards then you execute all the time
especially when I get that spear upgrade.
This one, time slice. Oh, that's gonna be so good.
This is an insane upgrade. I have 157, I need 175.
It's gonna be even more eternal then.
All right, we're chillin'. Oh.
I don't have 161.
What about ass?
Okay.
What about that over there?
Could I make that?
Maybe.
Oh, I got it!
Oh, I got it! Nice!
Oh, this upgrade's gonna be so juicy.
Mix! 138! Though it's been an age,
it has not been dark. Your skills are on point, and your streams are a lark.
Is that good? Your catchphrases ingrain, even my kids say Zoom.
Give us 10-year sub-itis, but first enjoy Doom. Yo!
Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm... Have any idea?
Maybe like an old fellow or something?
Zoom.
There's no way I can make that.
You need to like destroy this pillar or some shit.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it might be like an old one.
Johnny could work.
because they're supposed to it looks like you can um yeah it is Johnny it looks like
you can um swing you know but we're coming back here later anyways whatever
let's go no stalling this is doom yes I got time slice attaching the meat hook
to an executable demon will massively accelerate your reel in speed and
executing a demon with time slice causes a faltering explosion fuck yeah that's
That's so nice.
MEGA TONE!
Significantly larger, and you get a speed burst after it.
Oh, that's so fast too. Jesus Christ. Alright.
STAB instantly superheats metal. Using STAB against enemies deals significantly more damage and co-
Okay, these are basically like enemy specific right here
Hey, I could get megaton though and stuff, what's cool?
Violet, like 68, enrollment, like 17. Descend into the castle of Zalgroth. Overcome the trials of mine
and will to emerge to secure the second ascension stone.
Ah, what does this look like? That is a very tiny area.
This is where I came from.
two eldritch key. It won't be that easy will it?
Oh, yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Oh, shit. This is so Cthulhu and stuff.
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
It's one of them that- they exist, IRL!
The octopus, like, super far beneath the surface.
Yeah, they do, they do. They're fucking creepy as hell.
They do, dude! They do! They do!
Look!
Look at this shit!
It's fucked up!
It's so weird!
Oh, my God.
Underwater spaghetti noodles.
That's funny.
I'm drowning.
Cockle!
I've lowered the sound effects a bit, but I cannot film.
Is this Moostorky? Yeah, Moostorky. Reach and gain.
I've seen the Wellfall trailer, yeah.
Oh, that's a red box.
Parrying is very satisfying.
feels dent man of hell
Yeah, the spine was nice.
This is a gimmick.
I'm stuck in the Doom game.
I'm stuck in the Doom game.
It's fucking hell.
No, the Miracle's stuck, shut up.
I should be able to bounce like shield bash this, isn't it?
That's what I remember.
Hey, you just need to get out of here in progress.
Yeah, I'm kind of trying, but wait.
No.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Oh my God, you threw the shield at me.
I completely forgot you could actually throw the shield.
I'm all about the spear, son.
Wow, cool.
Wow, cool.
I need more platinum so I can buy the cool ship
Oh. That's not a death. Falling is no death. Yo, party but thanks to the bits, by the way.
And gun bids thanks to the 12th. Shield equals throw is true. I should use the shield throwing
just through it because it stuns enemies like crazy. But yeah. No way, is that a secret?
Okay, one out of two.
The other one is around here somewhere.
Where could the other piece be, oh.
That's a weapon skin for that one.
I have all the edgy skins on.
Actually, I like River I know man.
I need to find, oh okay.
Where is the other piece of that statue though?
The game said explicitly that they are always
like in the same area.
Could they be behind there?
How's the deal, see so far?
It's really good. I guess it could be over here.
Oh, they blow off.
Oh my god, the Sudoku enemies!
Okay, surely the other piece is down here.
No?
No?
I don't want to miss that those are good is you I know this is doing you I'm not a mod
or anything is just basic basic ship that's it
oh do they update the UI I don't remember what it looks like in the base
game
I think you're gonna succeed.
Packing epic, bro.
We need DSP's take on the ID layoff.
No, no, no, not another fucking underwater segment, give me the fuck out of here, okay.
But I think I missed the statue though.
Can I go back?
I want the statue.
I don't know.
I beat that signal yesterday, yeah.
Oh
I'm the base game how to fucking tank.
The base game had a fucking terrifying underwater- YES!
No! What?
A deity? No, I must have missed it. Can I go back?
Well, you tend to be able to go back at the end of the stage, right? Or?
Nice. No, what?
For the hell of it!
Oh
So yeah
Okay, that's two out of three.
Now is the last one in this area, that's the question.
You don't want to miss these deities, man.
Surely, right?
No?
That's an invisible wall. It's not here.
You don't want to miss these because they give you so much platinum.
Wait, what if it's up there? Nah, you can't get up there.
Way to water? Nooo! You think? Oh my god it is.
Yeah! Thanks. Look how much platinum dude, that's a whole ability and like a regular upgrade.
Oh, I'm so sad I missed the other one.
Yeah, look, let's go.
I also did it last weekend.
I'm also thinking of doing the 10K.
Oh, let's see. I want a taste of haste, I think.
I mean, you've got this peri-income-y-other-dive with Slash to build empowerment.
That's actually really nice, though.
Slash will now Glorious Strike and execute Day's Demons.
Hmm.
Maybe Blood Tax will be better.
Oh yeah, Deflection will be amazing.
And Dash charges Recover faster?
I mean, that's insane, for-
And I got the wrong upgrade.
Okay, that's fucking sick. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, you know what? We'll get these three though. That's very basic, though.
Dash recovering quicker. This one so you can avoid that annoying ass damage.
And then, yeah, you get more empowerment.
I need more stuff to use my empowerment on, though.
Um...
yeah spear yeah yeah stabs tab will be fun to have I should actually get megaton first
though for now we have these basics sick let's go
I mean you can revisit all of these areas with a monster key there's no doubt
Weird. Is there nothing I can do here?
No, you need some kind of upgrade for this, I suppose.
Okay
Do the spear is already so powerful imagine with the others crazy
Bro is playing with all of his body. Yeah, man. I get into this shit
How many balls have there been?
Like one and then there's a lot, quite a lot of elites though.
Yellow eldritch key, okay.
I'm just seeing it but I'm wondering if you're playing with the speed modified.
No, nothing.
Nothing. I'm just playing on Nightmare.
Whatever Nightmare is, that's it.
Well, the hardest difficulty will be Ultra Nightmare, which is the same difficulty as
this, except it's permanent.
Oh, good lord, what is this?
Good lord, what is this?
That's what they said about the other dooms too, Dubas, and look what happened to those.
History tells a different story.
Man, these puzzles are insanely hard and crazy.
Oh, I'm required.
Oh, okay.
Oh, nice! An angel! Four pieces? What?
That's a lot of pieces. Oh, let me... They're probably all here, too.
But... Oh, shit.
Well, that's how I get there.
Oh, is there a piece inside over here?
No? I don't think they would do that. Something tells me they wouldn't. Any peace over here?
No peace?
Well, it can't be in this section, then.
Oh, Lushka!
Yes!
Okay, that's another part, dude.
Two out of four.
What about the other side for that, then?
Wait, isn't that the yellow eldritch key?
How am I being so f-
no it's gotta be later I can't can I wait can I know that that is the yellow
welder key it is but I don't know if I can like gimmick my way up
let's go
Well, you can double dash though.
Wait, what if I- No, that wouldn't do it.
What?
Look at these puzzles in my Doom game.
It's crazy.
Very impossible.
There's some steps down.
I don't think- it's like looking on the minimap it doesn't look like there is an area down there
There is something there
Oh, but I can't get that, yeah
How am I supposed to get up here? I can't double jump
This puzzle is done. No, this puzzle is... What else am I supposed to do with this?
Yeah, there's a button on the cube because... Oh.
Actually, what did that do?
Oh, I see.
Of course I see. It's very easy and simple. Look at this shit.
The gamer.
I need this damn key, man.
Oh, there's another piece.
Ah, the last piece has to be here, then.
Yeah. Nice. Holy shit, 240 platinum?
Insane. Ah, we're good. Nice. That's all I wanted.
It's too good. You have to get those, man.
except that one I missed clearly.
I hit me with that track, let's go.
Man, this fucking enemy.
Oh, I hate this enemy.
One!
Dude, this track is uh...
Well, one of the tracks, for sure, in this video game.
Man, where's your little buddy at?
What the fuck is hitting my ass?
Iska!
Helvete and then I get out of gimmick.
Good.
Come on!
Death grease!
Come on!
Come on!
Iska!
Helvette and then I get outgimmick.
Good.
Come on!
Death grease!
Come on brother, talk to me!
No!
Megadevan of Hell and Destruction.
Oh, what?
There's two of them!
Oh, what?
Oh, shit.
Oh, what?
There's two of them!
It feels very eternal coded, it does, yeah, it does.
There's the key, nice.
whoops the coders all got laid off oh come on son it's too early
my angel always near to each other yes they're always near to each other Joe
Yeah, pretty much always in the same room that I've seen same area
You can't flex products to anniversary by the way, sir. I missed out on thank you
Oh figurine arch vile arch vile
You think I need to be more into this game?
I think you're right, yeah.
Alright, now we can buy a ton of upgrades, nice.
I definitely get- we have to get the armor defensive, like that is so powerful.
Man, may I get to one for sure.
Okay, now that we got that, that's good.
Additional empowerment.
We could probably get this stab, to be honest.
Uh, fuck, wait, what's the max?
It's starting with a brief lock down enemies?
Oh, shit.
That is very good.
I wonder why that's locked though, but I'll take the haste.
Now those are both max, and those are the ones I use the most, mainly because I don't
have the others unlocked, I guess, feels dent time.
Perry to right-click definitely better.
I don't know, I kind of fuck with Perry on R at the moment.
It's working well.
Because I use the hook all the time.
Needy!
I use like the hook in all the time. It's just too good to not have on right click.
It's the bread and butter of everything.
I
Would I miss
I feel invincible now! Can't die!
Wait, can I get back to the previous area? No?
I guess you come back here later.
Well, no, yeah, if you have the Maul Circuit, you can do a lot of this stuff.
I've never played that game, is it good?
I think I've asked this many times.
I would like it.
Solid, solid.
I need a blue key.
Oh, there's like metagaming build stuff and shit in here.
I
What the fuck, Otto's a dude behind me.
Where is he?
Oh, this guy can suck it too though.
Fuck, that guy needs to die, this guy.
Good night.
Ah, stop! Holy fuck!
I don't want to reach you with my mace to your forehead, but you keep running on the
way
is he dead
Yep.
Do not fucking choke now. I won't choke you.
The
The range on this is insane!
Holy fuck die then, okay
So far like the first track in the DLC has been like the best I think
There's a secret to my left I knew the blue key, okay
But this is the blue key.
No?
Oh, the blue key's in there.
Oh, wait, the first track was in the base game?
Oh, was it?
How's soundtracks 4.2 compared to base game?
Well, the thing is, I don't remember any track from the base game.
There was, there is one track.
I don't remember how it goes at all, but it plays towards the end when you pilot the big robot.
That one was really good, but I-I-I don't remember-I don't know what it's called or anything.
But it's the one that I-
remember stood out.
Oh, I'll be fucked, one of these again.
Well oil beef hooked
Hmmmm I wonder
I wonder if I could do anything specific with this.
Muy intridusting.
Oh, I see, okay.
What?
Ah!
Oh.
Ryan, I forgot to switch to the- where am I?
Wait, but I should probably get that one though.
How do you think I get that?
It could be secret or something insane.
Wait, how do- how will I even- how can I- how will I even- how can I- fuck.
Fuck, is there no way-
No, surely there is a way.
Oh, yeah, you can do it here.
all right did it and it wasn't even a secret wow but that wasn't worth it
The Doom would never have an AI generated soundtrack.
That will be insane and it's making an eagle
Oh shit one of these guys, okay this gimmick guy needs to die first, alright let's go then
Fuck yeah, I was not ready to do that.
You don't make that sense, do you?
Ask him out!
Ask him out!
Fucking shield!
shield they stop not hugging there you are all right come on do something
Oh, he died!
Okay.
Actually, that's cute.
Ha!
They're reflected with their spears, there you go.
Atomic Heart definitely has some good bangers, I agree.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, we're not saying this sound like it's made by AI.
I remember seeing the video of them making like the music and stuff.
I've seen an Exit 8 movie and then I watched it myself.
exit 8 movie and then I watched Obsession a few days ago and then I really need I think
the back rooms is on streaming now right?
No?
Not yet?
Fuck.
No Rikki, no.
of
the
uh
No! But I was up there! Oh, cocked even. Okay.
I need spirit roll for this
holy fuck I need blue guy need blue guy blue guy no what what the fucking
shooting me the ass no this is not AI there's video of them making a
On YouTube
Man, that was the first death in a while I
Got too relaxed
Yeah, I got a new culture demon
And that's how you do it all right now. It's free. Yeah, I should have killed him first
do this girl. I can.
I
Fuck
Oh my god, this guy too.
Parry that next time.
Nuke is shitty shield, and a nuke came. Boom!
Alright, safe.
Fuck man, come on.
You gotta be dead soon.
Oh, let's go some balls.
Come here.
Finally!
We are beings of God and both keys.
I did like two hours of garthing yesterday garthing yesterday fuck no I think you can
lower screen shake right oh yeah I have a hundred percent Jesus Christ
Cfg it's area another one you need a monster key for so many monster keys
Garf part all achievement run. No, God, God, actually it's probably very easy.
Oh fuck! Jesus Christ! Wait, what? I'm on a timer here!
How about you, you barfield cargo achievements?
We're so bad.
You already did?
No, you didn't.
I sure hope not.
I sure hope not
Nice
He did I check what the fuck you mean I checked
Well, I actually have two nice even more armor then
Good I really want to get the last one, but it's unavailable for now, so I'll just keep getting health I guess
yeah we could definitely get no let's see stab g so this is good against melee
focused demons hell night battle night commudo aggadon the baron it can
instantly kill stone imps causing damage to your enemies yeah that's pretty good
oh and doing this versus the arch vile that would be so nice because then they
get stunned. That's kind of me though. What about the throw? Eh, not a huge fan. I'll
Get the stab stabby stab stab
No girtha does not need a tail
Damn, that's fucked up.
Oh, the range is very big too.
Nice!
That's cool.
I mean, we could get the next one.
No, I'm missing one.
Okay, I'll get the last one here instead.
Now we got all of this stuff, cool.
There's gonna be a boss fight now?
I could go doff or something.
Maybe not.
Godly go tool oh shit these segments are cool yes the bunker is underneath we've got it
Green light from central.
Carlel, no! You have to give me the stone.
Oh, that's 40. Looly.
Oh!
No. Aw.
Yeah, this is some like past memory lore we're getting from the Purdue guy, I guess.
of
He looks like the cancelled Doom 4 prototype thing.
Oh wait what?
I'm not even sure I'm aware of that.
I do like these sections a lot.
another monster key part so when you have that you get to the end game when
you have all of them yeah I missed a relic here which kind of blows
wait did I get everything but that one yeah I've gotten everything so far wait
Wait, three out of three relics.
I did get all of them?
Okay.
Huh.
Cool.
I guess.
I mean, yeah.
I mean.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I think 50% done.
Ah, I mean, not really because when you have the master key you have all these master key
doors you can do.
It might be optional, but it seems like you get some other armor upgrades for doing it,
they said.
The dooms here is worth the play.
Yeah?
If you like adrenaline pumping, demons slaying, brutal, metal first person shooting game, yeah.
Wait, Astral Buskey? Oh fuck, what is this?
Ooh, oh, I wonder if you get the Astral Buskey when you do the monster key rooms.
Master arena slot defeat the astral boss I want is this it is this an optional
thing it seems like it that's really cool if it is
is it a horribly visit no no no absolutely not
But it will be a nice surprise though, like you're incentivized to do all those, um,
mauser key rooms.
Which I guess you already are with upgrades, I suppose.
At the end of the day, I do suppose.
Exactly to it Finn you want to open it the mine brings you to the heart of death itself the third stone lies ahead prove your virtue of face
My play with Pulse tracing to guns. I have no idea it looks great. I have unlocked the 120 FPS
That's all I care about
Oh see us
Hey you who
How's our test? You think 61? Thank you.
Any new Glorikill animations?
Yeah, there is with the spear, yeah.
how about you lock in brother it's really not that hard to lock in are you
gonna die to these is that the game where you are now you're gonna die to
these huh that we're gonna do
Okay, switch weapon.
I'm pep-talking myself, alright?
Hmm.
Bunk!
Don't starve together like one buck.
I've played it a little bit.
Don't starve is hard though.
Feels like you need to know a lot about the game
The stab is very strong and I don't even have it upgraded.
It doesn't even have a single level upgraded, so yeah.
I think all of it's very powerful if you utilize it.
Any relics?
Hotline Miami, permative. That sounds like pain.
Recap of the story so far in this game? I just, dude, to be honest, I have no idea.
Doom guy gets beaten in a fight
and then they send him into hell
and now we're fighting our way out of hell
like the fucking priests are back or whatever
you know, and things and stuff
basically you're fighting our way out of hell to take revenge on them
That's uh yep that's what you're doing
Oh my god, use the ass!
Expedition 33, all balls to primitive.
I don't think that would be too hard if you just used like a mega broken build.
I
Know I'm there
It's not the one I got I don't even know oh slate. Oh, there's a slayer skin so cool
Yeah
That's awesome
Yeah, the new super bosses might be a problem for Galve added those
Are they long as hell
of
I mean, we don't even know what they're making.
Unless that pirate game thing is true, I guess.
Oh, really?
How many?
One out of four.
All right, there's four of them around here then.
Crikey.
I
Four of those
Still didn't beat captain blood while you know what their acts I bet you haven't beaten captain blood either, okay?
Shut up.
You can hear when you're close to the parts, which is nice.
Is that a ghost? Yeah, you're being guided somewhere.
Three out of four.
The last one.
And it's behind here. Okay, when you go to the right.
What? Does that mean you're invincible or not?
These are gonna fuck this priest up.
Not a new track!
Holy rip my ass!
holy moustache holy death
No, but I press R.
Fuck whatever.
Dude, this is very moustache.
fucking locking in
Who the fuck is shooting me, man?
You want blues?
OOOH!
OOOH!
Come here motherfucker!
Stop!
Are you keeping? Don't fucking play me, and don't say ass.
Yash? Yash? Is that a fucking corkel? Oh my god, I think a corkel is in my arse.
Fuck
Who the fuck is Newarking me?
Oh, it's these guys.
a million of them are here.
Ahhhh!
Fuck me! This fight is hard, man!
I don't know what's dealing so much damage!
How long did you think I was going to stay around this for the strip 20?
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
I need to kill the rest.
Where is he there?
Come on!
Oh, you're dead now, right?
He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!
Fuck any healing.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
URGH!
URGH!
Hey, I need to nuke that ass.
Oh!
Stop assing!
Oh my god, I have a problem!
AAH!
This fight is actually pretty hard. It's the hardest one in the DLC so far.
You gotta prioritize killing the priests because they buff everyone else.
Good job, I'm not losing ever again in this fucking game.
come on man let's go fucking finally
Yeah.
All you gotta do is nuke the priest and it's so free.
Goddamn, that was embarrassing.
But it's only because I didn't kill the priest.
Like, I knew now.
it was it was knowledge issue
I am down thanks 56 and cook it makes the bids huge my get something 37 man how
does he fit all those things in there yeah it's a mystery I guess I still
don't have the last sword piece
Oh, I need both keys to get in there.
Oh, wait, I hear it.
Yeah, it's there.
Right, right.
Right, yeah.
I forgot. Nice! That's really good.
Woooooo!
Woooooo-
Yeah, I found it. Yeah, yeah.
The DLC is very good, it's super solid.
Man, I gotta get that stab upgrade.
There's an insanely good stab upgrade.
That is needed.
You can just insta-remove armor.
I wanna do that spying slicer again.
I think it wasn't like a regular demon.
Yeah I am fucking with this DLC man. If you go for like Spear Spec it's so nice.
It's very doom eternal. Oh that's so good.
Yeah, super instantly superheats metal is so nice.
Let's upgrade our stab.
What makes it eternal?
The movement and the speed.
Everything's much faster.
I don't really care about the summoned enemy thing, but yeah.
I guess the throw could be nice to have.
Yeah, yeah for flying enemies. Yeah
And the stab is very strong versus these melee oriented
And then you have flying enemies. Yeah, yeah, that's easy peasy good shit. Let's go
We got the insta heat now
You'll see so peak Microsoft fired half. Yeah, but they got fired before this was even released
What oh my god, I asked stop dude, okay Chinese help
They like this soundtrack more than high guards, I've never heard a song of high guards.
I feel like I can't get it...NAR!
Fuck me.
Bald mess, imprisoning me.
All that I see, an absolute bald mess.
I thought I would kill you.
Can I get back now?
Oh, it's from the other side.
Uh, yeah, you come from that side.
Okay, I see.
Dude, these monster areas?
No.
No.
Okay.
Is there a leasing for Bolt going too?
No.
Is there a leasing for bolt gun 2? No, I don't believe there is.
Man, it's locked. Or not.
I thought it was a red lake.
I'm not even a secret area.
Yeah I do miss the finishers in this like from eternal.
I do
They were fun and so varied, like you could aim on the left arm and it was a finisher
Right arm, it was a different finisher, right leg, left leg
The head, the body, behind them
I was so many different kills
For all the enemies
It's very cool
Hey, you-
Hey, Cliz, I'm like 38, well, thank you
But I mean, it's not the end of the world, they're not in, but yeah, I do miss them,
though.
Oh, there's the blue key, nice.
Wow, that was...
Jesus Christ.
Wow, that was... Jesus Christ.
Oh, that's very greedy.
Oh, that's very greedy.
That was right on the drop.
Wait, that was sick.
Godlike timing.
Alright, I killed a priest.
I killed the priest.
Great thing you know him until it is done.
of
the
Oh
Thank you, Morona, that's what it is.
You could not have timed that reset better, and then it was a 1% and it was like, no.
That was crazy.
Fucking hell.
That was awesome.
The stab?
No, it's good.
this time is very strong it is
the stars aligned for that shit
that was right on the drop
banger
banger
Wow.
Should be able to finish this key before any lace, I imagine, or this stage?
Why would I go and do that?
Ah
What am I oh, I'm getting the cube to the bottom
I like to help
That's a legendary chest.
How do I get up on it?
And what does this button do anyways?
I have no idea.
Oh, I can move this one.
oh yeah now I can get the cube there yeah like that but I want to get up here
though can I just cheat
Oh, it was up here.
Alright, we done did it.
Oh yeah, now I'm back in here.
So you can do that, or you can get this secret by doing that.
Doing that climbing up
Going here and
Oh
Was a toy execution, okay, I like it nice
I'm going back. Yeah, I got the blue key right. We need the other key now.
Okay, stop, stop.
Wait, what?
Oh, fuck, there's an archie even in my game.
game. It was Ark Vile and Giant Spider. I got caught by some toys there.
Oh
They are tanking.
I
Yeah, we might buy the oh
Oh, yeah, you also get empowerment if you parry here. That's pretty good to be honest.
What's that? We used to get Hellster's critical sub-tronauts and just some energy blade.
Ooh, that's really good. What about Splinter? What's that? It calls chains for the Splinter
additional spears. Slamtru's stunning explosion. Oh, I can't wait for this one.
Stab can now execute these demons. Stab executions grant haste.
Ah.
Yeah, I think Slash for more empower would be good.
I think so.
Because when you parry you didn't get empowerment.
Then I need empowerment in order to do my slam and stab and shit.
And you do parry quite a bit.
So, uh, pretty cool.
Cool. Uh, where am I going? This way?
I don't want to know, shitwizard. I think.
I think I'll have time to beat this stage. Then we got all the three major things.
I know we can easily beat this and also probably do episode one of Feed the Pits tomorrow.
Fuck me gimmick enemies.
Yeah, you get half a bar for doing that, that's very good.
I beat that signal, damn right I did, yesterday.
My significant other doesn't clock Ella and they asked me if I'm watching the ass in my ass guy.
Oh my god, I'm stopping from here right now. No more ass in my ass.
No more ass in my ass.
No more ass at all.
I'm not just going to ask him my ass, he atonement doesn't count.
Holy shit, what just nuked my ass. Me. What just nuked me?
I didn't say it!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice...
shit
What even hit me?
Yeah, I don't know whatever it's fine
But what the fuck did I just do no, no, no, what did I just do what?
Where am I okay
Gotta always be locked in. I wasn't locked in, that's the problem. Now I'm locked in.
Oh, this is it.
If I use Commiss, use the Mace!
Come back
How are you needs that
Oh
Any killer's got it. I'm gonna kill him. It's dead
Asuka!
Fucking die!
Thank you!
I
Son asked rehab because it's too much. It's too much ass
It is that row it is and then I'm really curious what all these
Look at this. This is behind a monster key, which is you get at the end of the DLC
You made the gaff compilation needs to make a one of what hello once and already had in is a hey guys
It's probably gonna be a 20 hour video and also this used to be a family-friendly stream
But now every word is feels amazing. This was never ever a family-friendly stream
Look like this is a master key area. This is just one the master key area look how big it is
What there's tons of them. I'm curious what that is gonna lead to
Like, oh my god, bro!
Oh my god, it's a puzzle in my D-game.
Shit.
Wait, unironically, it is.
Oh
That looks like a good
There's a piece missing!
Anything else that can reach this?
You?
Aha!
Oh
And I saw I tried to get it into here. I needed the extra piece. Where's the extra piece? Oh wait, was this?
Oh, yeah, I mean, okay, cool. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Oh, hi there.
Okay I see we need the power in here.
Why does the power in here? Okay there yeah okay yeah yeah yeah man this one
One piece is ruining everything, come on.
I think I got it.
Yeah!
Picking up puzzles in my new kit.
Dreamer of sheep takes 4 years, how do you say ass in my ass in Swedish?
Ehm...
Röv, baby, minne röv, or...
Ah, shelly me, ah, shelly.
Oh, that's so funny.
What the fuck?
Kratty, kratty, nah, there's a lot of ways to say it, man.
Oh lord
Hard noises
Now that's open, but I want to get in there
Might as well grab this while we're here
That's not gonna shut it down, right?
Probably dumb
Oh, yeah, the way out is no that doesn't look like the way out though. Maybe there is some bonus here
Okay, no, that's definitely it. All right. No, no, no, I want to get that room
what do you say when you when you say men us so kind of like oh more like I'll
come on that yeah it's like I'll come on
I
Wait, there's no power. Okay, I need to get up I can't see shit
I don't want that oh
Yeah, I did that bad that this can't be here because that will block so I need to move this
Maybe one more.
I lost it.
Damn it!
Okay, move this.
Move this one again.
How about here, I don't know if this suffice.
Yes!
What?
God damn it.
I HECKING LOVE!
FUSSES!
In my...
FUCK!
Thank you!
Alright!
Now move this one two times this one.
on two times this one, or one time.
Oh, it works.
Okay, we're good.
We got both keys.
Your band misery?
Oh wait, did you get hacked?
Oh, I see, okay.
I hope you get a sort of map.
Almost longer than I'm alive? Until I beat this stage probably, because then we have all three parts.
cool. Do Haas? Dude, I feel like it's moustache dude. Listen, listen, listen, listen, hold
up, listen to this. It's that moustache song. I think I have it on my workout list maybe.
How do you search?
Moustache
But don't is it double nature?
Is it double nature?
It is, yeah. Listen to this. Listen to this.
I gotta wait for the intro.
Yeah.
That's the song I'm hearing when I'm hearing this track playing here.
Oh, yeah, vacuum is really good, yay, let's skip that.
Nice!
More health, I'll take that.
Your master works all.
I can't go wrong.
I can't even buy a waxer.
I could buy the throw, and I probably should.
Because then I have everything. You want to use this against flying enemies here.
Very bonus damage of hell.
Alright, we got them all. Nice.
Do I really have to perfect dodge every time?
Yeah, uh, yep, uh, yeah, headshots will deal significant bonus damage, uh, yeah.
is the DLC pretty long? It's like 10-12 hours. I think this whole master key thing might be
It might be optional, I'm not quite certain, but it seems like it.
What is this area behind me?
Oh yeah, I have blue key.
Have I played Deus Ex?
Yeah, human revolution and mankind divided I've played, yeah.
What?
Oh.
What?
Oh.
I have never played the first one.
Sorry to say.
A skin for the...
Oh, Slayer skin, yeah!
Oh, Reverend also has Slayer skin. Okay, I'm putting Slayer skin on everything.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Everything that has Slayer skin...
Needs to have Slayer skin.
Yeah, the first days actually be really cool to play.
Did I get that one for the spear where you like?
Oh, yeah. That's interesting.
Oh, Relic Piece. Nice.
How's it so far? It's very good dealsy it is.
They clearly took feedback from, like, people who wanted a bit more higher pace, kinda, more aerial shit.
Because if you decide to speak into the spear, man, you're flying everywhere, just like Doom Eternal.
Doom Eternal. Doom Eternal. Have I said Doom Eternal enough this stream?
I said enough of my base game, yeah.
Okay, the urn, uh, could I have missed it?
Wait, I can hear it if I'm close.
It's in here, yeah, it is. I can hear it.
I just grabbed it through the wall.
Well, that's where we're going, so I guess you can't miss it.
There's not more salt!
Oh, bro!
Damn, they get too close.
Damn, they get too shot by this.
I'm trying to cheat.
Not that it's needed.
Alright, that's all of them.
Nice.
Very good, very good.
170 Platinum.
We could get more at the end of the game.
You do get more Platinum than you need.
Just the last upgrades that aren't unlocked yet, needs like a shitload maybe.
Aaron earned the iron urn.
First Deus Ex- yeah, there's a remaster coming out though.
I don't know if it's worth playing that one though, maybe just play the base game.
I don't know if it's worth saving for this, probably not.
a shame but a rotten way to die. So that also gives you speed boost. Yeah, I get this shit.
Any older PC games they want to play? I'm sure there is. I can't think of any now though,
but yeah, most certainly. Are we here? Oh yeah, here we go. A leader.
break them around break them all
Oh, you're the leader.
Oh, okay.
Oh, fuck me.
I keep hearing the gnomes during that drop now.
Oh wait, I'm killing the- Oh my god, I was going to say the A word.
You have to kill this guy.
Oh my god, my health pool is not super high right now.
Where are you, you fucking coward?
Know yourself!
Ah! I got him!
Where is he? Oh god, I fucking hate this enemy!
He's still alive!
And then he's gonna teleport?
And then when I find him, he's gonna teleport?
And then he's gonna teleport?
And then he's gonna teleport?
Hello?
of
the
i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do no no no no no no no no no no
something spawn behind me oh the gimmick gimmick Gordon bro there wasn't an enemy to just spawn
behind me when he got to half health
It's fine. It's okay. It's no big deal. I'm not sweated.
Hit him, hit him, hit him!
Oh my god.
Yes!
Ah, we're hit.
Ah, where is this little guy?
I
Worry
Will you decide to spawn now? Or are you?
Yes.
Augh!
I'm gonna get that stun on you, and then...
...there's fucking proof!
Augh!
I did-
That's fine, that's alright, that's alright.
Oh, I get two hits. No, no, no.
I got him. I hit him with a Mace-Wonk-Stone. That's good damage.
Come on. Where are you?
YESSSSS I I geg...
And then he's shielding when you...
Bruce! You need to die...!
Now...!
Are you dead? No!
Are you dead now?
Dead now...!
Dead now...!
Dead now...!
Dead now...!
God...!
Yes, fucking thank you. Alright, now I know and something else is gonna spawn at half an hour.
the ball and chain is the best weapon in the game
It's so powerful, I rarely use it.
I think when you parry or whatever, you get an instantly charged up ball too.
Alright, Veevon, I think that was it. Yeah, there's the last piece.
Veevon Sulu. Yeah, that weapon carries this shit out of base game. It's the only thing you need.
Oh, with a dodge too?
I haven't beat the DLC, no, no, no.
We gotta do the master doors.
Facy?
No!
Nooooooooo!
3 out of 4 on the Mausher key.
Assembling the Mausher key will unlock Endgame which is filled with greater challenges and
I missed one codex entry. I don't really mind. I got both skins. I got two relics.
Yep. Nice.
It's like...
A master of this inner kingdom you have become.
Master, you say?
Now it's for you.
Now we're open.
I'll come everyone as a corpora for this game and you don't I really prefer if you will
be quieted by now, alright?
We can't leave him there.
With the slayer gone, have you not found peace?
The demons, they have retreated.
Their war is with him.
I've heard enough.
If we leave him, that's it.
If we leave him, there could be more than just peace, prosperity, I am in a shorn.
I'm not getting that axe, am I?
There's no way they're...
Wait.
No, there's no way they're getting us another melee weapon.
Oh, shit.
I'm not finishing in DLC now. There's a bunch left out. I don't have the master key yet.
Oh, I used all my hard work!
At least I didn't crush that one.
I'm not sure what's going on here this side step I guess jump okay alright we're just
Downloading chat so this doesn't count. Oh, what the fuck he's got the rules
Okay, that's a follow-up
Jump back side step side step side step
Right. Okay, that's fine. Alright. I think I got him. This fight seems easy.
I'm gonna press wrong button. See? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, just I'll die
Yeah
This will be a lot easier with a shield I think but I ain't using it
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah
I think that one has to follow up, alright.
There it is, yep.
What the fuck was that gimmick?
He is the bravest son of your allies.
What? Oh, fuck!
Wait, give me a...
Wait, this is familiar?
Okay.
of
of
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, rip his head off!
Fuck!
I will honor his selfless acts.
He knew.
He knew the Slayer was responsible for his death.
And you saw it.
He comes now for you.
He brings the Horde.
He'll leave us in ashes.
Oh, come on. You got a face 3? Bring it on, bitch.
You almost parried one attack there. Good job, brother.
Fuck, Charlie. I got greedy.
What wait will this put me back in uh phase one I wonder probably not right
It doesn't look like it, dude.
God, I'm so greedy with a mace.
What?
What?
Hold it! I'm gonna replay that.
Okay, there's new gimmicks I gotta learn, so...
I
Saw me like a Perry to me. Well, this game is on section where the green goes red and there's a heartbeat interesting shut up
what?
There we go.
Alright.
Good damage.
Very high damage.
It's very high damage.
Come on, then.
I know your attack pattern now.
God I don't like that, I'm asking my- FUCK!
I said the word!
Stabbing my...
Fuck yeah, that was...
So bad, so bad.
When you start snowballing it's...
Well, death, well.
And then sometimes it's just so easy.
And then sometimes it's just snowball and you die.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, right yes this is a good charge oh my god I pressed the wrong button
okay we're fine I'm cruising dude it's all good no biggie
Okay, well that was bad.
I'll be the first one to admit that that was bad.
What?
What?
I'm so fucking...
It's fine.
Good damage.
My health is coming back.
okay remember yes so easy
When I pressed R again, I knew he would do that.
What?
It was behind me!
Oh my...
Killed by question mark, it said.
Does this guy have better balls than Radon?
At least I can see what this guy does.
They did a fix for Don's issue with that.
guy this is the attack you do there
god damn that was a mask in the oven
i got him now 100%
No, I do, I do.
Now we can escape from the fence.
There's nothing he can surprise me with anymore.
I
Why does that be like no damage I guess a good help for
You're done?
No?
You're done now?
Yeah?
Yeah?
That was a lot of faces. Surely he's dead now.
Oh, now he's free. Okay.
There's going to be another face dude.
this is what you have to go through to be a page hatter
All right, and Marshala, thank you. Pricklemore, I think 62.
Well, our portal is fucking ruined.
How long is this DLC? It's like 10 to 12 hours apparently. It might seem like I was
at the end there, but it's not. There's no way. There's too much undiscovered for it
to be.
That's a story outfit, he loses his armor.
Main game took me 24 hours.
Yeah, you also got to kill the guy at the beach at the start. Yeah, there it is chat
Yeah, I mean we'll just continue this tomorrow. We'll beat this tomorrow
I don't need to join the anonymous
Everyone can hold hands and talk deeply about their current problems
Turcon up problems
They're ass problems. It's it but it got censored
I'm really curious about that secret fight though, or secret, but that room we found under the water?
Yeah, it's right here. Right here. I think this is an optional fight, and I think in order to do it,
you need to do all the mastery rooms at the endgame.
Defeat the Astral Boss, yeah. Over here. I have to do this. This looks sick.
I I got it. I'm pretty sure it's optional. I have a feeling I have a big feeling this is
You get the monster key in the endgame and then you have to do all the
Monster key rooms and then you'll get the key to kill the astral boss and then you get the astral key
to get the monster arenas
That's what I'm imagining. Yeah, I gotta go the chat's pretty late
But we'll pick it up tomorrow. We'll finish it. I'm and then after that we'll do a feed the pet
very cool very cool. Malserina's there. Evertimes over the end there's the second
runner or Radiata stories. Isn't that like robot games? I'm not a huge fan of
like mecha games. So probably haven't know.
Thank you real life. Thank you. Goodnight dude. This DLC has been really good. I am
I'm super happy with it all bangers on.
Yeah, bangers on mystery and blasting it at the gym.
Right is this JLPG.
Oh, okay, let's see.
I would love to finish Feed the Pin.
I mean, it's only the first episode, but it's really good though, it's fucking great this game.
And so is the DLC for this, I'm really liking it.
Uh, yeah, we finish the DLC tomorrow and then we play Feed the Pit.
Should have like...
6 hours left, maybe? 5-6 hours left at the DLC? Depends on if I...
I really wanna do those master rooms to get that boss fight.
I'm very curious about that.
Um, I mean, feed the pit should fit neatly into tomorrow.
Do a scripture like feed the pit, yeah?
Yeah, I mean, I gotta play a scripture and I, I even bought it.
There it is, I even bought it.
Anyways, I'm out chat, appreciate y'all, um, thank you Grisisi dude.
And then lady after time just finished fish game. Yeah, try to do that
I'll see you tomorrow chap appreciate you all
I love you guys.