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I always think of alien gathering when I hear this song man, every time.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to put a bunch of time.
The new Dan Carpegius is out 5pm.
So we gotta play the music incident game.
It's like an hour long or something.
might maybe a bit more.
Where's Mulderice? I've already played it. Didn't you ask me that like yesterday, Danny? I played it on release.
New RPG? Forsaken something. I never remember the name.
for taking realms yeah I mean it might be bad I don't know we'll see I guess
I
Forsaken residence stalker 2.0 and expansion release that
August 20th. Oh shit August 20th yikers. That's very soon
I've heard about Lunacy DLC. Yeah, yeah, it's not out. Have I seen the upcoming
piece of part of Mudamasa, Revenant Blades, Old Permanilla, Action Platformer? Yeah, I
think we looked at it. I think so. Oh, who knows, like 64-mouthing like 65. Yeah, it
It releases right after Mortal Shell 2, yeah.
And I mean, after Mortal Shell 2,
we got Mortal Shell 2 Rando,
Mortal Shell 2 Randomizer, Permadeath, you know.
It's, yeah.
Oh.
Hey, me.
Ah.
Hey, you.
Yeah, yeah, I said December R9. Yeah, but R9 was a good game to play through like that
but for Rendo and stuff. We'll see. I think the Byron is out soon, but I was blown away
by the mortal shell to demo or open beta I got shit was so good so good
this opposed to be this damn blurry
I don't know. Maybe? Play the song? I mean, it's gonna play in the game, I'm sure.
Did I ever end up playing Welcome to the Game 3? I did. I played it on release and like
the day after, but then you couldn't finish the game because there was a bug. So literally
No one could finish the game and I flushed it and I played Garfield card instead, and I haven't played it since then
Yeah, that's what I did it's a bug
Hit that makes a 95 makes a bit like 35 servers like 46
Manic jessius midair duly matthew you too. Thank you guys
Yeah, they patched it later Warren, but I had already flushed it by them
The quality for Mortal show one to two is kind of insane it is yeah
But I see this releasing today man. I can't even
tab out of this I
I call them tab out.
For taking rounds. That's what I'm playing later in one hour.
I'm waiting for a release of it, so I'm just playing like a short horror game.
I have to play this game. I owe it to the developers, you know, because of the music incident.
I have to play this, so yeah.
I did watch back rooms last night. Yeah, it was it was it was good. Yeah, it was good.
Like it wasn't as good as I thought it was gonna be. I had higher expectations, which
is my bad. But then like oh man it's been a while since the horror movie captivated
me like Obsession did so watching another horror movie after it I'm glad I'm
watching Backrooms Before Obsession they're both could be one resonating
way more yes I I wish I would have seen Backrooms Before Obsession yeah first
half was definitely stronger yeah I agree but yeah I don't know obsession just
obsession was a movie I thought about for days after I don't know last time I
watched something that did that it was it was so fucking good man it was so good
that was very nice I haven't seen who come yet no I'm not you love the hook
Yeah, I gotta watch it. You gotta watch it
Is risen evil out this year, yeah
I'll play the music for Saint the change trailer to calm us in for the music incident
Blow had high expectations for a 4chan creepypasta
Kiki yeah, but it was good like the first half was like, you know the whole mystery and all that
But then it kind of felt like a therapy session and I like I get it the symbolism and yada yada, you know I
Just I thought they would go harder on the whole scientific stuff
But I mean it wasn't a bad movie at all. I it was it's on me. I had different expectations. So
Yeah, would I've lonesome
What up capsule you won't think RPG games take a look at Vigamond Vigamond
I did play mortal shell to play test. I loved it loved it. What is this? Wow, is this a CRPG?
no it's an action RPG real-time combat gameplay oh wow that's kind of cool
I've never heard of this game they do even have fishing pretty good yeah
Uh, Baldur's Gate 3 has a 3rd person mod now?
Yeah, but like, yeah, but it's still the base combat, I guess.
Uh, no, I'm gonna buy the advanced access version for Mortal Shell 2, unless I get like
a Corp for it, of course.
Whoops.
Yeah, it's not like Dark Souls, yeah, exactly.
Anyways, I'm gonna try this game. I owe it, you know, for the music incident. Let's do it
The game is sitting. I'm mostly positive. We'll see how it is
Huh
Oh nice light effect, I like it
it. Explain the music incident. Okay, I can explain the music incident for I continue.
A few days ago, I played a game called the chain, a saint of chains. And we started the
game. It was like very atmospheric or in the catacombs like dark. And this like music was
playing. And the music was so eerie and so nice. And the music kept playing for 20 minutes.
I was like exploring and shit even through loading screens and all that and then someone said
You have a trailer on in the background. I'm like no, I don't
No, it's part of the game. The music is the game
And then I just kept playing
longer and it just the music kept going and I was like shit
Maybe I do have a trailer on the background and I had looked at this game before and this song was playing for the whole
intro of the other game
So now I owe it to this, oh it's very positive, nice, it went up.
So we were listening to this music for like the first 20 minutes of the other horror game.
It's a bit embarrassing and then the David Dev came into my stream and he said he scanned his
Unreal Engine you code to find the music cuz he didn't remember adding the music there
Man fucking now
The music fit the game really nice. Yeah, I mean I thought it was part of the game
Uh...
Anyways, this is Foghorns.
So now we're playing the game where the music actually came from.
And this game is, uh, I believe it's pretty shh...
What the fuck?
The air smells like tar.
It's not my bed and besides it smells really bad.
I like you.
Okay.
Maybe you are the problem.
I can't go back to bed.
The nightmares keep waking me up.
I need some fresh air.
Okay.
first I will make a fire pack of matches bring back gifah I was gonna say
something toxic but I'm reformed no dear colleague how much coffee do you drink
We're on our last bag. Please use just one spoonful when you brew a cup. We still don't know when the Citadel will send more.
Thomas, PS, I found the axe in the forest. Make sure no one steals it again.
Hey, you!
Birchwood ferry operator, turn the hand crank to operate the ferry. Use the signal knob located on your station to sound the fog on on the opposite side.
It will signal the operator on the opposite side to take position.
Likewise, when the station's fog horn is activated, take position without delay.
The ferry mechanism only functions when both vehicles are operated simultaneously.
The fog horns will automatically turn off as the ferry goes past a certain point.
Handle the ferry with care.
The Birchwood ferry line is essential for supply lines in and out of the citadel.
Okay.
Whatever you say, buddy.
Looked
Mass will be held again on Sunday noon at the birchwood church due to Father Adam's illness the mass will be held by layman Jeremiah
All birch who residents are invited. Let us pray for Father Adam's health. Sure waste of birth. It's 58
Feels so tired. I need some coffee. Oh, we are making coffee
Okay
Word them, uh, coffee powder at.
Gaffa!
Mmm, oh, this is the coffee.
Holy shit.
No?
There we go.
Yeah!
Now I'm gonna drink coffee, too.
I think I have infinite matches here
Mmm
Coffee flavor. Oh, is that a foghorn?
my hands are
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Vaaar!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Hey there, Delilah. Oh, I'm so sorry for waking you up at this hour, at the hour.
But I really have to go back. I thought it would be better here.
I've been staying at old Ike's but the nightmares they're keeping me up. I can't do this anymore
I think I've been safer with all the people
Even though father Adam even though I want to stay away. Can we go?
In a moment
Let's go Delilah.
Just started, yep, beginning of the game.
Hey, there's Delilah.
Oh, is this oil?
Here we go.
Hiiii!
Have I seen Speaking No Evil?
Uh, ye- yeah.
Wait, no, not the OG version.
Wait, is that with, uh, uh, what's his name?
Uh, the Irish lad?
Right?
He's Irish, isn't he?
the music James Pakevo yeah yeah I've seen the new version not the old
Skulltish, Skulltish not, sorry.
strum
Hey there the Lila look how pretty the water looks I've missed this place you go ahead
I'll stay here and watch the water for a while. Oh, okay
This is cozy though
Did you know this town was built around the church
Before that there were only birch trees here now only one remains and the church
It's older than anything else here except the fog.
For generations this bell has rang.
It meant community.
Now it's only this goddamn foghorn.
Oh, okay.
Going to the water?
Oh, okay.
Nope.
I'm... I'm stuck.
Nice little swim.
I was scared of the Kirokken from the intro.
Burstwood Fairline, no enter without an authorized operator. Consulting your operator's request access.
If an operator cannot be located, turn the knob to summon the operator.
Oh
She came I
Guess we're going
I'm not a cus.
God damn it, my car don't fit on the ferry and I was supposed to be at the Citadel yesterday.
Looks like I'm staying at night here.
Okay.
Locked
That darts
Get a bulls-eye. Yeah, that's right chat. Not bad, not bad.
What up good to happy Monday all Gucci
The Lila was up
Look how pretty our looks I missed this place you go ahead I'll stay and watch the water
I don't really know what I'm doing but maybe we're going here we got to pick up some coffee
and shit yeah hey guys
frik did it I think we should be more
grateful to the Citadel they say the
new fairies ugly and loud and all it's
easy for them to say they don't have
to work their asses off every day
frums but of course I often wonder how
it was before the fairies loading
barrels is already hard enough then
again I guess they were simpler people
they didn't push themselves too much
That's good man looking extra fresh today.
Thanks guns.
Or the Citadel didn't push them.
I knew a new RPG out today, I wanna try it.
Doniel G. Hey you're finally awake.
Oh sorry, I thought you were Thomas.
You look very similar, and we're the same uniform.
He said there's mail for me at the old shed, I found his key here, but I didn't wanna go
in without permission. Okay. Did you go in there and take it for me? Yeah. Alright.
Find the letter.
Sonny, I hate this smell of tar, but I love this smell of ale. Often think about quitting,
but the ale keeps me going.
Hey, you.
fuck the fuck thanks Sam yeah I'm playing baron's call yeah forsaken realm or
whatever
oh no not this shit again
It's just a nightmare, the mega fish cannot hurt you.
Passenger to beyond, swallow the toll.
Hungry is the well.
Oh, I got the letter for Daniel.
Damn, Daniel.
I'm so fresh with the memes.
Did you find it?
Yep.
Thank you.
It's from my family.
I hope I can visit them before the winter rolls around.
Here's something for your trouble.
A Natulia original collected.
Bold, punny, and honest smoke.
Thanks again.
We have to show them.
Good day, sir. The Citadel is sending a car to pick up some barrels tonight.
We're almost done loading the barrels. There's no rush, though.
We can go whenever you want.
Let me know when you're ready. I bet the car is late anyway.
Ah, I'm ready. I've already explored a bit.
That's wonderful, sir.
I should start the foghorn before I go.
Right. Oh, yeah. Here. No?
Another big one.
What? Is this the Foghorn?
Yep.
God, you gave too lazy for this a reset. Thank you, dude.
Maybe it's in the game later tonight. Yeah, that's the plan. We'll see. Maybe the new RPG is really good.
I'm excited for it.
Well, I don't really have any expectations, but I'm excited to try an RPG like that. Go to sleep!
Thought the car was gonna be here already. I guess I'll just have to sit away. I hope they get here before it's too dark.
Which one? Forsaken Realms. Va-va-vaniers' Caller, whatever. It comes out at 5 p.m. like 40 minutes.
Alright, we'll go to bed I guess.
It's so cold, she light up the fireplace.
Yeah, I've already chopped a bunch of-
Oh, okay, I guess I didn't.
Frame perfect, chop!
Frame perfect, chop!
Frame perfect, chop!
Fuck!
Fuck! Frame perfect. Chop! Fuck! Frame perfect. Chop! Okay, I think we're done.
Hi, Matrix! When will I return to Street Fighter 6? I don't know. Sometimes I do think about
it you know the master rank I'm deep in me deep in me good night
I could have looted something there, but I was too slow.
Who's knocking on my door?
I feel like I need some coffee, oh.
Of carse.
Ahhhh...
Well I tried the new Virtua Fighter.
Oh yeah, that one looks insane actually.
It doesn't have a release date though, does it?
Next year. I might actually try that, yeah. You bought tannin' grill on sale and it's
so good, yeah, it's very good. Old ugginess. Oh, good morning, my dear. I'm going to your
Jeremiah's Mass. You must have heard. But oh dear, I forgot some. There's a coin in
my house. Could you please fetch it for me, young lad? Old superstition of mine. Wait!
Wait, in your house? Where the hell is your house? This is my house? I guess over here.
There is a house here. What else am I about? I'm gonna try a Marvel tool cone. Ah! I don't
know. I used to play Marvel bushes Capcom 3 quite a bit, but those when you can like
tagging all the fighters and shit I've kind of moved away from it I like having
just one fighters focus on pictures of her family
Well, I got the coin.
Albert's Blaine collected.
Is this like a healing item or something?
Hmm.
Can't use it.
Maybe it's for a quest later.
You can do it in Toucon.
You can just use the tags as the system moves.
Yeah, but yeah, the new virtual fighter actually looks really good though.
It does.
I got your coin.
Oh dear, thank you.
Oh my.
Oh dear.
When I was young, I used to never cross this lake without a coin, you see.
We used to call it the Toll.
Ever since he's gone, I haven't been using the ferry.
Y'all stoned, thanks 30 by the way, Mr. Plamboyans, thanks for the 3, Patarica, thanks for 5 years,
dude.
And Tombow, thanks 31, all around, thanks 47.
Only when I need to.
It's nothing like I remember anyways.
There used to be just a rowboat here.
It was dangerous, you see. It's very easy to get lost in the fog.
Well, you don't have the chains and cables, but we got used to it. That's how it was for generations.
I still take the toll, something we old folks still believe.
Your turn now, young man. You shouldn't venture into the fog without your toll.
It's bad luck, otherwise, you see.
Thank you. We should go. The mass is starting. Well, I got to start the horn. Here we go.
Not fast, like 69.
Isn't there a movie that has some sort of fog covering up the world?
Covering up the world and all some aliens shit?
Yeah, the mist, yeah.
Uh, did the fairy break boy?
The old screw must have come loose.
This would never happen with the old fairies.
I'll fix it, Grammy, don't worry.
Don't worry about it.
See?
Right.
see
right
do we got uh oil
i'm oiling
Any more screws loose?
Maybe I need to oil this too.
Wait, the screw is loose again.
What?
Okay, I'm going to oil it now.
Now it's working.
Wrong way.
Oops.
Hurry up, boy.
massive starting, what will the others think if I'm late? Yeah, I'm working on it.
going to Jeremiah's mass I was gonna go fish that bell's gonna scare all the fish
What a stupid church.
Listen to the mass.
Have you all seen Midnight Mass?
That was a cool show.
sit down we'll start the mass soon okay but what's in here
where do i sit
oh here
in the name of the father the son and the holy ghost welcome all even though i'm happy to see
everyone here today. As we all know, we gather for an ill reason. Father Adam's
sickness. I never thought I'd be standing here at the shrine, and I wish I
didn't have to.
And Father Adam could be with us today. But I shall do my duty and protect our
community. Only together we can overcome these trying times, but his
This situation doesn't look good, and I'm not sure if I should say this, but I know
many of us are thinking the same thing.
His condition seems awfully similar to the Scourge of Seventeen, himself one of the few
witnesses remaining of the Scourge.
Voiced his concern to me while he could still talk, he was afraid the Scourge may return,
therefore I would personally advise all residents not to leave town.
At least not until the doctor arrives if he ever does arrive the citadel cares for us at all now. Let us pray
For father Adam for those that we lost for those that remain God have mercy on our souls
What is that sound?
The shore!
I was just fishing, and quickly come to the shore.
Everyone's there. What's going on?
Oh, it's going to be the mega fish.
My favorite marble character shit man. I don't know like Wolverine. That's a marble, right?
Or Punisher true over here. There's a body in the water. I need help quickly man. I don't want to fucking swim out there
This is bad really bad. I
I can't do this, God, I have to get out of here.
Well, don't just stand there, do something!
Parry that attack!
He's too heavy, help me drag him out!
God help us. This is an act of the devil. This can't be happening.
And the fucking Foghorn again. The ferry must go.
Teamfoil, teamfoil.
Use your shield strike. Parry that attack. Don't just stay in there.
I know it's your first time fighting the boss. Why don't you know everything about it?
See what I mean
Please I have to get out of here. I knew I should never turn here. It's just like in my dreams
It's him. I felt it at the sermon in the it's the church. I have to get away from the church
I saw all this have to go away far away. I don't want to die
my god
I'm a thousand miles away, a girl, tonight, you look so pretty, yes, you do time square
card shine as bright as you, I swear it's dukely.
Oh my god. One more thing, please.
You know the tradition, right? But we'll keep us safe out there, just in case.
Are we eating the coins?
Why are you looking at me like that? Is it because he wakes you up?
makes you sleep that which lights the path will be your burden they're
rejected we'll see it through and be the cost you don't have to understand the
answers are the same as they've always been it was always about the hourglass
okay I don't want to be out here fuck this oh it's gonna be the mega fish
You shall serve.
Where'd the lollago?
I don't know.
Hey, you.
Go to sleep.
Hey, you.
All right.
I guess we're going to have to go to sleep.
You alright, I guess we got a shop somewhere
No
This game's fucked
Let's go to bed what I
Wish I could just forget all about this
We need to keep our eyes open
So everyone agrees that it was intentional
How else could happen circumstances to wound in his head and an outsider makes for an easy target
Dumped in the water? Carl, you sure you haven't seen anything?
What do you mean? Surely I don't know if I did. The situation's crazy.
Maybe Daniel did. Maybe that's why he left.
No way!
Oh, has anyone seen Delilah? God, what is she up to now?
that girl better not be doing any stupid I'm sure she's fine
and my mouse died
Oh, a pipe.
Oh.
Church services are cancelled after further notice of the Father Adam's illness.
A doctor has been dispatched from the city though and should arrive soon, but it's all
pray for his good health.
Can I use pipe?
pipe pipe
We have to go get to the bottom of this and you're sure you didn't see anything either
No
Figures
How can it be that none of us sell anything hold the red them and know this yes, that's Jeremiah's voice
Oh, it's too much. I just want to go back to fish. You deserve a break, too. She can't wait me next time
Okay, brother
I wish I could just forget about all this
Without Mo Jesus fucking let's go outside
I don't want to jump down it.
Hello there, didn't expect you here, fonday in it.
Of course, besides the body, first smell of soil after rain, I smell that in the air.
It smells refreshing, like a new beginning, I'm leaving town, leave this all behind.
Go back to my family, you're pretty excited actually.
Wait a minute, how did you- how did I get here?
Oh fuck.
Uh...
Hey!
Can you hear us?
You alright down there?
How did you end up there?
Grab the rope and come up.
Okay.
Are you okay?
How did you fall down there?
these recent events. We're all disoriented lately. Be careful out there.
Daniel's down there!
What are you talking about? Daniel left town already. It must have hit your head really hard.
Oh god, one of these days I'm going to burn that piece of shit horn to hell. I hope you're well enough to work.
I got this shit to work on it.
Oh, come on, Vixx 20, Amelie, I'll Vixx 26, and finish it, Vixx 7 in peace place, thanks for the 11 and McNeer, thanks for the 41, thank you guys.
Go to sleep? Okay, where am I?
This is the lighthouse?
I haven't seen the lighthouse.
After that, they're in the woods, meme.
I got tons of walking to the meme videos on my YouTube.
Dude, Lepa did that so well.
How's the back rooms?
Yeah, it was good.
I hide the body.
Where do I hide it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Of course.
A lawyer.
Are you the fair man?
I rang the horn, but no one came.
I guess you've grown numb to it after a while.
Heh.
I am Doctor Allaya.
Me and my apprentice need a ride to town immediately.
Are you okay?
It looked like you just saw a ghost.
Oh
Weird-looking doctor. Oh, yeah, how my spare rod on the porch a darn thing when missing all sudden
Let me know if you find a rod somewhere you finally go fishing
Find the fishing rod
Doctor has been treating father Adam all day. I wonder what he thinks of our town
Find a fishing rod man that could be fucking anywhere.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay.
Hmm.
Oh. Okay. Mmm. A homemade mix gathered from the toilet. Nice. Solid. Tight.
This tar making surely takes its time the first drop star should be here soon
any moment now you can kind of get my excitement here it's probably same for
you for waiting new people take cross true buddy you seen a fishing rod
All right, so how's the weather down there it's fucking fog in it?
Thanks guns
Hey, did you see the doctor I told him he can stay at your cabin I gave my only room to the kid
I hope that's okay. He must be here somewhere. I just saw him running around with a fishing rod. Oh
Where's the darn kid at, huh?
Boy.
Give me that damn fishing rod.
Dick.
Hello, Uncle.
Look what I found, a fishing rod.
It's mine now.
Can I borrow it?
Okay, okay.
But don't forget it's mine.
I am the darkness in your lungs, circulating in your blood, crawling in your sleepless mind.
steals your youth, the sips you took will reveal the truth.
My gills drenched in dirt, your lungs full of tar, we don't belong here.
Trapped in the endless night, rowing the darkest skies, replace the oldest one.
Take the path, crave the land, hungry is the well.
Well, that was strange.
Hello, found a rot? Yep. Perfect. Let's go catch some big ones.
It's an absolutely beautiful morning for fishing.
Can you feel the breeze?
It's like a whisper.
It's telling me that we're the greatest fisherman alive.
Now I just throw the bait and relax.
The fish will bite in no time.
You know the drill.
Pull it when you feel the bite.
Patience is the key for every battle.
Just sit back and let you handle it
Oh
Ah.
Got one already? A carp.
Plastic.
In the citadel they would sniff at it, but always reminds me of my childhood. It's great when you prep it right
We're not sinking
Whoa, Baz already? That's one of the best. Lucky man you are. Let's see what else it can catch.
Traver here.
Ah.
Oh, be careful, that's a birch cunger.
Very poisonous.
Don't even touch it.
can't eat them, but still they'll buy them.
They must use them for medicine or something.
They'll pay a good coin for these.
They're only found in this lake.
It's a boo to catch them, actually.
Old folk believe they're sacred.
I listen to genic and small doses.
They used to use them in rituals.
Don't tell anyone I kept this one.
Ah.
Life.
Another carp! Of course there will be another carp! I'm surprised it could even catch anything
else. We got two for each, huh? Do you think that's enough? It would caught enough. Let's
leave the fish in peace. There's still fish here when we come back later.
Ah, that was nice. You're a natural. Carl. What? Father Adam woke up. Everyone went
to see him. Are you gonna join? Come to the church. God, dynamic it at the poor man dying
piece. I swear to God, I'm gonna blacklist you from the inn. Get your ass in the church
right now well I guess I'm going to the church let me tie the bow you want to go
see him don't wait for me you can go I'll be there soon should go fishing a
game later
eval takes six six and a nagi turn 37 today thanks for your time yo happy 37
the nagi thank you for the 51 thank you and already is that but it's 53
he said it'll be there soon didn't he that's what he always says oh that lazy
Of course he doesn't want to come to church, there's no fish at the church, is there?
I just know he's not going to show up.
One at a time, one at a time, he's still very weak, let him rest.
The doctor advised you! You may go in, Adam has been asking for the ferryman.
Let him through! Okay, here I go.
Did I flush welcome to the game three? Yeah.
Oh, it's you! Good thing you came.
He started asking for the ferryman as soon as he woke up.
You may go in.
Try not to exhaust him too much.
Oh, by the way, there was only one bed available.
They told me I can stay in your cabin. I told Dick to stay at the end.
The boy would get scared at your cabin. It's getting late already. I'll wait by the
shore. We can go as soon as you're ready.
It's getting late already. I'll wait by the shore.
Come in Thomas, come in.
Did you figure it out?
I don't have much time left Thomas.
We don't have much time left.
Don't be afraid Thomas, your sins will be forgiven.
But it's our only way to stop the scourge.
If you don't figure it out, they're all going to die.
Exercise caution, yet be ruthless.
You're doing this for a higher cause.
I made the decision.
It's my sin.
May God forgive us.
Come in, Thomas. Come in.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds a bit like Resident Evil 4.
Hi.
Long time no see.
Are you still having nightmares?
I'm afraid they come true.
I was so scared.
I thought I was the victim.
The object.
Powerless.
Then it happened and I saw it.
It's beautiful.
There's a whole other world out there.
Something much bigger.
Where it actually matters.
And I finally got it.
I'm not afraid anymore.
I'm not just a victim in this.
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.
I could say I chose you because you are a better fit, because you remind me of him.
Or because he's corrupted, but that would be a lie.
He did what he had to do, just like how you did what you had to do.
Maybe I just want to have an effect.
Have it be my choice.
Maybe I just like being the subject, like this is my story.
Maybe I just want revenge.
I want to show you that world too, and I will see it through.
I want to show you that world too, and I will see it up.
D-Dog, thanks for two years, and I'm up for your shit.
Thanks, 50, and I'm all still.
Thanks, six, six, again.
Good, pal.
Yeah, it was good.
Let's go back. It's getting late. Wasn't there someone else living in our your side of the lake?
Old Agnes? Ah, that's where she was. Let's visit her quickly. I want to ask her about this scourge.
I don't think I heard any specific credit song at all.
Maybe else.
So, this scourge, it hasn't returned until now.
Yes, the new fairy brought its troubles, but we thought the worst had passed, you see.
What about those days wore me down, peace upon his soul.
That's when I lost my dear beloved, you see, to the scourge.
I don't- who are we to say?
One day he was just gone, you see.
Some said he drowned, but on the calmest day of the autumn.
And my husband though, was no amateur fairy man.
Look how tall I am.
Just like IRL.
Fucking hell.
Scourge.
Only a few other cases come to mind.
You can go.
I'll join you at the hut after I'm done here.
Alright.
Yeah, I watched Backrooms yesterday, I did, yeah, after Shrum.
Good morning!
I'd like some coffee before we head back to town.
Okay, how about you make some coffee then?
How was it? Yeah, it was good.
Oh, yeah! I had a bit of different expectations, but yeah, that's just on me.
Yeah, Riku, thanks to 84! Thank you!
Here you go, brother. Oh, you got it.
That coffee was good! Can I have one more cup?
Sure, buddy.
What? Is that eel?
Eel coffee.
Oh wait, this is open now.
God have mercy on my soul.
I hope father is right.
Father is always right.
I must figure out the ritual.
Day one, the foreigner was an easy target.
The body washed up to shore.
This is bad, really bad.
May he be rewarded in heaven.
Day two, Daniel's leaving town.
No one would look for him.
The will is not the answer.
Day three, the girl came back.
I saw it in my own eyes, could the coins be the answer?
It's time for the burglater, oh.
Oh, am I gonna chop him?
This is the end. She wants revenge.
Take the toll.
Join us where the sun won't shine.
Take the toll.
Spit in the Moonlit Shrine. It will make you thrive and brine.
My head hurts.
any place I'm like broken reality 2000 I don't know what this is oh yeah coffee had it
Yo, yeah, that was hallucinogenic, dude.
Delilah?
D-
Delilah?
I'm sinking!
Delilah, help me!
Delilah!
Help me!
Fuck this game!
You
The game out? I may have wrapped this game up. This game is not long.
My clothes smell of tar.
It seeps into the dirt.
Into the water fills my lungs.
It stings my eyes.
No, I'm united with my family.
It's been long.
So long.
I guess we're gonna light all these up y'all brown things in a 30 thank you
Father Adam, it's my sin. I have to live with it.
I have to die for it.
Just like the others before me.
And like the others before him, it was the only way.
God have mercy on my soul.
Fish. I am plague. I am eternal. At the beginning and the end.
I spread to the disease.
I am the only reality.
Blah blah blah blah.
I wonder what's going on in this game.
Oh, it's been so long!
I've felt his pres-
...ins...
...in my chest, like he's out there, you see?
It fades, he's not coming back, is he?
Just like the birch, you see?
Yeah, maybe fog makes people weirder, the eel, you know, I don't know.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back to the main room.
I'm going to go back to the main room.
I
Forgot my toll is this forever
forever.
Lies low, thanks too dude, thank you.
Another passenger?
No, I didn't think this day would come, you.
You made it lad!
I thought the ride would be lost after me.
With all this, modernity, look at your clothes, look at those hands.
soft but you will learn lad you will harden the well is never wrong you will
have plenty of time to learn maybe even more than you take I wish we could talk
more the time has come I'll light the path we must depart
what is going on man it birdie takes 33 good morning all good I get
Ciao.
New servant of the Old God.
I am despair.
I am betrayed.
Obey my command, servants.
I shall release thee.
The well is cried for a steward.
The wrong one was sent to me, for she couldn't carry the eternal light.
Now she has slain thee, a ferman must serve me.
The oarsman will be freed, and you will be burdened.
Take what he asks to his name, you shall be free once more.
You will be forgotten until the new ones born, meanwhile.
Wait, is the bridge from Shadow Colossus?
This is the end. Look up. It's happening again. After all this time, the toll will be paid.
Passengers, witnesses of the small world, the set changes, yet the actors remain.
Their path must be lit, there must be a ferryman, and me.
I made a mark in this story, until eternity.
Again!
I
I have no idea what happened.
Wow it was cool and that was atmospheric.
Cut a hundred wood, do not give the letter, collect all variants.
Alright, now RPG is out, it's called, uh,
Forsaken Realms, Varen's Call, I'm gonna try this game.
Let's go!
I have never played the um
First one though.
Woods.
All right game is bought it is downloading
Maybe it's good man. Let's see man
Forsaken realms
You
Hey you
Hey you
Oh that was my alarm to sit down
La la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
The yellow taxi goes broom it's Mario 64 but you're
But you're a taxi?
What the fuck?
It's kinda cool actually.
Very good reviews too.
So you're supposed to find gear pieces?
It's a great game.
It looks actually pretty good.
Got a bag in.
Call me, call on Copenhagen later this year.
No plans, I have no idea what it is.
Alright!
Here we go.
Molderize the outplayed it.
I played it on release.
Neil Farah, that's a hundred.
Thank you dude.
Thank you, hope you're well.
No this is not a balsam, this is an RPG.
Oh, is it under the engine for?
And the plan is to on playing Hammeroid Hunter with me, Kenneth and the boys.
What?
Zilla, thanks for the one year!
Hey, you!
Hey, little thanks 53, bearded, but the area makes 50.
Here's the medal.
Access it looks good though. I would love to try it. I just I left my barely visible. I don't see it at all now
It's kind of barely I guess
Okay, I mean I think I'll play with a controller I guess I don't know we'll see
Sprint journal skill wheel interact equip weapon
That seems pretty good wait heavy attack
Well, then you have a heavy attack there, I mean, I'm assuming you jump space lock on V
whatever difficulty suicidal what the fuck here for the challenge every misstep cost dearly
and only hardened mercenaries walk away from such work.
Suicidal, here for the glory.
The odds are impossible, the enemy's merciless,
and every step feels like your last.
Few accept, fewer survive.
Question is, are they like Omega tanky of hell
and just sponges?
You can, oh.
Okay.
All right, I'll ask you, you can actually choose that.
V-sync maximum for piss while I v-sync on.
Uh, temporal, you won't fix that, yeah?
Epic.
The less, I might not need it.
Well, let me turn on the performance.
Fang.
Hmm, top right, I guess.
Four ants.
Yep.
Oh, fix you fix up. There's the image. Okay. I see. Temporal. Oh, that's high quality
I'm tally icing. Okay. Sure. Was there bullshit blur? Yeah, there is off. Thank you.
All right, I'm just going to leave everything default. Oh, you can rebind and shit here. So
So that's cool.
It looks pretty good though, except that heavy attack is left Keprel, but yeah, I have
guarding with right click.
DLS is off.
We try with it off first.
Freeze frames.
Oh!
Right, okay.
you do a story recap so far brother I'm in the fucking menu blood show red blood
show black blood high blood were possible hanging show hanging bodies hide
hanging bodies you can change screen shake to but I say well I say we're fine
man
temporal a-a, which is ta, is blurry
oh, uh, what the fuck is going on man
off? do I just turn this off or what?
turn on the list and set to the la, okay
This is all I have.
Bloom-ish.
Yeah, bloom is kind of, uh, sometimes, uh, where is my bloom?
I can medium it.
As I have full controller support, I might try with controller to be honest
Yeah, there we go nice cool new game man, I have no expectations
use a numpad 7 jump and attack both about to get to del plus p what is wrong with you
you man. Oh, was it a vibration? Yeah. You game. I'll see what's up. She wrote.
I have a good stream stud for head stud for it thank you gods
Oh, fuck it. Let's just get something.
Yeah, we're gonna start with this and change the hair.
Is it good? I don't know. I'm in the menu.
I'm in the.
The character crater, well you can have balding
Why receding
Short
Swept back
I am not Vegeta dude, that's wild. That is fucking wild.
How's all of them? There was a cool mustache here.
fuck, no it's not the...
oh lord
Fucking hell, man.
My good ol' beard.
I don't really click with any of these facial hairs.
How do you get brown hair?
I'm ginger
Can you be it fiamala I
Don't think you can it's only male. It's all male. Oh
No masculine feminine
Never mind you can
Yeah
I wouldn't wear it to you. Oh, you can pitch the voice
Ah, something like this.
Basket.
Age.
Okay.
Undergarments color.
Sweden.
Oh.
Oh.
Undergarments color.
Sweden!
Oh, there's a patch you can have hearts. Oh, that's over there.
Why is that a Gnome and Gnome?
Gnome, I'll have a Gnome.
That's pretty good.
I like this.
I don't like the way it looks, but reset face.
Sure.
Right.
Right.
No, we're not sticking with his hair, okay?
Is this the no-mooning game? It is, yeah.
Looks like Letha.
There's balding.
I tried to go for brown hair, but it-
It-
I don't know.
Fucking hell.
What do I have up here?
Damn.
Damn.
No hair?
Yeah, you can go bald.
How much have you studied his lips?
short, short to, uh, fucking hell, swept back, yeah, can I get my, my red, uh,
eye color oh shit look at this yeah
You can change the inner one too.
I'll value it.
Iris.
Yeah.
I didn't do that.
why is it I'm not doing okay stop
no we got to change his face man okay you can have mega pupils or
left back cosplay as DMC Dante oh you can be bloodshot in your eyes
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Pull him down.
We need some kind of beard going on man.
4 headsetting. Determined. French, Villain, Mustache, and Godi. Yeah, something like that,
yeah. How's the side profile? That's alright.
I
Lids you're the thing is you're never gonna see this in game probably cuz you're gonna wear a helmet
Let me see what can we do with beard here?
hair
facial hair
I'm not super big on any of them.
This dude looks like he robs convenience doors.
Yeah, kinda.
He kinda does.
Oh my god.
How hard is it to get brown color?
Whatever, you know I was kind of fine.
It's kind of fine.
What else can we do?
Mouth?
Do you change like smiling stuff?
Lip curve, yeah.
What is going on there?
Low key ice facade.
No, I was changing. Fuck this. I can't even see it now.
oh my god what are these randomizations
oh my god make a noblin oh yeah you can probably be green right like dark green
I could be noblin true true
Kratos
Kratos would be kind of easy to make to be honest he would
Fuck you now this random character crater is
Here I like Tim the Kratos dude
Fucking hell
Bald legit looks the best
Bald like unironically looks the best in this game
Yeah
The darkness of my soul
There we go
Okay, I'm gonna go to hair
Make this dark because it's like purple. It's too dark, man
Ah pretty alright, I guess it's so extreme the moment you move a little bit
Good big bald myself. I did it. There's not that much to choose here. I can't just make myself
Wait, I can giga chat it up
Joll definition
What beard does giga Chad have and he's like gray
Scubble yeah
He's black and white also
How do you do that?
You can only change undergarments, yeah.
Color.
Now you're making intertate.
Shut up! I'm adding hair, okay?
Oh my god, I'm Sean O'Malley.
Fucking hell.
I don't like any of the hairs, dude. Maybe I'll just go with the fro.
slatters that I'm not making anyone I'm just trying to get something decent so
chat wants me to go receding even though it doesn't it's not me at all
bottom uh 13 oh damn that's rough hey guys comparing here
I'll take that
nice and all I care line
oh that is funny I don't think oh yeah maybe you do make your care and name your
character oh it's Crippo holy fuck
is there anything else I changed chat I mean we haven't really touched any of
this cheekbone stuff
wait age is this the youngest and this is old
I'm gonna be young as fuck dude make him vegan
Yeah.
Ah.
Tinfoil.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, man.
Fix the nose.
Oh, the schnozer?
Story so far?
creator is the damn story character equals creator oh yeah I kind of got
brown now finally the schnozer all right it's pretty big in it fucking a
is it the tip that's so damn big
I
Results her rights. Oh, yeah, I could do that sure I
Don't really need chat on I guess see after this
Okay, mate your Geralt I'm not for Geralt you need the
You need the correct hand the hair is like the most important thing
What? Carol- Carol- Carol has what? Ponytail? But these are the ones that exist.
Carol. There's not really much to choose from, you know? It kinda works. What? This one? That one? The long one?
Carol. I can name him Carol. Let me just go white here. Oh my god. Wait what what what
I call her this Geraltav? Shaved sides ponytail. Oh it's yellow right of course. Right. Yeah
I'm scuffed Geraldo now. I'll take that. I'm gonna be scuffed Geraldo like this
That's Gandalf. Come on, man
Anything else? What else is important for Geraldo?
I-I-I think this might be the best hair for it.
Demiro.
What fence skipper had four hours for the character creator segment to be over?
Big ass scar? I don't think you can make scar.
It has to be the second ponytail, man.
It's gotta be that.
Lips are too red. Ah, yes, good catch.
Uh, mouth?
Well, I can't even change that, I think.
I don't even think I can change that.
We can make this a bit less white, I guess.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, this is good.
I like this.
This is perfect.
Carol Tostas Orinter?
No, I'm Geraldo.
You want me to play Witcher 3, here it is.
Eyes are too saturated.
All right, all right.
Is that better?
Liver failure-ass character.
Oh my God.
I don't care, we're good, dude.
I'm Girol- Giroldo.
I'm Giroldo, dude. Wait, does he have bloodshot eyes?
What about the mouth? It's kind of serious, right?
Joandis of Rivia.
It's pretty good. It's pretty good, you know? I kind of like it. I actually kind of like it.
Umm...
tomorrow's stream when the log gets past the menu and to the game
this is important okay
it's important
I think it's pretty good though to be honest
duck
oh here you can change the lip shape and stuff
cherry heart
what the fuck
sure
sure
Alright, I'm good chat. Is there anything else you really want me to change?
Voice?
I guess, or something?
Everything, fuck no! I'm Giroldo, dude!
I'm Giroldo, can I widen his jaw? Yes, I think I can.
Chin width.
There it is.
There it is.
Heh.
Nah, he's kinda, okay, that nose ridge is kinda fucked.
The thing is, we're never gonna see any of this.
C.B. Vixen 139, that is a lot of months.
I am playing the game, it's called character creator in your RPG.
Fucking hell.
This is literally the game.
I think we're fine, it's pretty Geralt, right?
The other ponytail for sure, this one's too long.
Not sure.
this he gets like the bangs then or whatever yeah actually it's kind of good
though it is pretty good yeah I think you might be right shaved sides with
ponytail I don't think that's a thing oh wait actually
Uh...
Hmm...
Uh...
Uh...
Is it better?
I don't know if it is.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Shaved size ponytail is accurate.
Real.
I find...
I mean, I don't dislike it, it's pretty good.
The lip color, I can't change the lip color,
not that I've seen, no.
It's a haircut in Witcher 3, all right, fair enough.
Maybe you can change that in-game anyways,
it's like a haircut.
I can't change his forehead by the way.
I can't even change his lip color, so.
only the shapes duck heart square no not square
no this is Geraldo man I'm trying to make
Make him smile a bit.
Lift that lower.
Yeah, no.
Nothing's changing.
Yeah, I better.
Better, better.
Oh, here.
Yeah, better.
Better, better, better.
Wait, does he have black eyebrows?
Does he?
Oh, shit.
We're never getting out of here.
better better better wait is he a black eyebrows
that's he oh shit we're never getting out of here chat for something we're
never gonna see anyways
all right yeah happy now
Change hair back, it's horrible head form.
What did I have before?
Okay, you have to choose between one of these.
This one, or that one, or that one.
Eyebrows are too dark.
Okay, fine, I'll fix it!
Two?
Fuck, which one was two?
This?
Alrighty then.
Thank you, Ella.
You made him look like my mom's old boyfriend, Ella Despair.
There you go, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
The one with bangs. Okay.
I think I might like the one with bangs more, maybe.
yeah I think so dude might be it yeah I think so all right we're playing the
fucking game man we're playing the game not that one yes this one you have no
say in this anymore what else do we have let's go all character name gerald though
cool yeah there's a game dude which are four leaked footage yeah oh difficulty
can you change this mid game so I was all but assured perfect for those which
are learn the crop without risking their next um there was no scar option
You can't change the head size either
Every battle carries weight yet the odds remain fair. This is the life most mercenaries know
Every misstep caused the early and only hard mercenaries walk away from work and then you have suicidal
Odds are impossible. The enemy's merciless and every step feels like your last. I
Wonder if they're gonna be like just Omega tanky and it's just gonna be Omega ass
You can probably change in game anyways.
The game doesn't say that you can't change, so...
We'll see.
Maybe it's easy.
Maybe it's super easy.
We'll see, ma.
Alright, here we go.
for. The humans of Byron have rarely known peace, forever sitting upon the precipice
of war. To the south, the great city of Pheromor forever stands as a passion of life against
darkness awarded against the forsaken realms.
In the north, the free cities, those that have forced war on the gods, stand tenuously
united against those that would seek to invade from beyond the burnt lands.
The smallest of the free cities, Svarin, recently ravaged by war within the cryaks, finds itself
Once more, desperately fighting for survival.
With her police for aid falling upon deaf ears,
literally, Khaleena Larissim has had no choice but to turn to unlikely allies.
With a promise of treasure and gold, Mercenaries journey across Bind to offer their service.
One such mercenary ventures the depths of the Barathram Forest alone. Determined answer, Varen's Call.
So, it was Unreal Engine 4 this game?
You can upgrade your potions.
I knew I did good with Jeraldo dude.
I gotta like build down here.
I have a quest here.
why am I so short also I'm using controller not busts oh sick
One centimeter roll.
Ooh, nice impact though.
I like that.
And you have a sprint.
Okay.
Zoom.
I am Geraldo. No diving. Deepwater will kill you, it says. Okay.
So you have regular attacks here, and then you have R2, which is nothing. Then you have L1,
which shoots a fireball, costs mana. And then you have L2, which is block.
You have Triangle for Sneaking, you have Circle for Dodge, Square is probably healing
but I'm full.
Oh I have bow!
Okay.
Ah and then you can shoot like this.
Nice.
Okay.
You have a map, there's Chest and Skill Books here behind my camera, two here.
Oh shit, all right.
God damn, abilities.
So I have fire magic, fireball, ice magic,
earth and magic, alteration,
bow, shins, traps, okay.
There's techniques, shield, there's taunts.
I don't really have much here.
There's great sword, great axe, duel, weapon, bow, okay.
uh skills oh here you level them up like like runescape trap making and shit
there that's kind of cool all right let's see what's up pick me all right
sure x to craft or to hoard that is the question items and materials can be
found throughout the world was x to collect items materials hold to collect
nearby items materials oh that's nice they can be sold or dismantled into
materials which can then be used to craft an upgrade or wide variety of useful and in
case you're not so useful items and abilities. I like that it's honest. Very nice.
Zoooooooooo.
Okay you.
Retreating the safety will return to the shrine to the last shrine of Sulu activated.
Okay, the oh, this is the school shrines. Okay walking near them will activate them upon defeat
You're treating to say for a return to the last round of school
Nothing is lost upon the feet, but enemies are restored throughout the world. Okay, so don't actually lose anything
Can we up that music
Hey, you.
Your first fight is a primary and secondary, though secondary doesn't actually do anything
right now?
The witch's three.
The witch's...
Uh, I'm locked on.
What's up, Snatcher?
Yeah, I don't have any secondary.
Okay, he's on fire.
Right, I got a chastity belt.
Right.
Zoom.
Just feel a little bit blurry.
Just a tiny amount.
Pictures.
Oh shit, look at this.
Okay.
Effectos!
I have dill- oh yeah, you can up the sharpening a bit.
Cool, cool.
Taking a shortcut, okay.
Also here I can claw trap healthpult so that changes my L1 button.
I can add a bit of shortcut wheeling abilities.
Okay, yeah, nice.
That's easy.
Does it approve upon his face?
What do you mean his face doesn't need any improving?
I'm Geraldo.
I have DLS's quality. That cave looks dark. But I have a lantern.
Hmm. Alright.
Hey, you. Fuck, is there only fri- No, you can do this? No? Okay, okay, okay. Screw that,
No, give me my sword and shield out. Thank you
Yeah, I could all deliver
Magic is so strong insane
Igni
I am on hard as difficulty.
Mind the gap.
Don't be very spoiled, the vertical. Alright.
That's cool.
Oh, you have to stay further back to loot them. I thought they looked lootable, but...
Yeah, okay, thank you. That means I missed the red one earlier.
Yeah, this game released just now, like, one hour ago.
Okay, solid.
I am Geraldo.
Switching things up.
Wait, can I loot the, um, honey?
Not yet, I guess.
Oh wait, I did!
Oh, nice.
weapon variety is the very spice of combat left to switch for your equip
weapons and they can hold to hold yeah you can hold straight that's nice
target practice aim for the head all right releasing the error during its
sweet spot window will result in air dealing more damage. Oh, nice! A little sweet spot.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Is that a quest?
A lock base, coins, mounted mail.
I'm going to be working off this dead till I die.
Oh, that's it!
Just hand over your coin!
Hey, that's cool!
You actually came back, Sam, yeah.
I had to press R, too, though.
I like that you can shield your weapons.
so important for an RPG. This is tight. No, I don't like, I don't know where, um, heavy
attack is it's like you have you have a rt but it's not the heavy attack yeah
what up Co there's nothing pretty fly if it actually works yeah it's working fine
so far rt is backstab but you can jump and line attack you can also jump and
heavy attack and then it does the same attack but if you light attack on the
ground you have this but if you rt attack it does nothing it's a bit weird
I'm sure it will tell me a whole new world's maps can be used to help navigate
the world hold down to open and close to map quickly at any time you can find
maps in a map menu all right there it is yes there's like chests and skill books
and stuff
turn the chat
oh these are the shrines okay
whoa I can't move around here
hey you
R2 probably a skill or weapon art. Yeah, I'm thinking that too, but you do use it for backstabs though. I haven't tried
R1
Yet
Nice, oh, sorry I should be
I'm gonna try R1 in the back now
Can I not go over here, zoom.
Defend yourself, alright.
So you have, RB is counter attack, oh there is a riposte, that's what you use, okay so
So you can parry, and then you counter attack with regular, ah okay.
Sometimes not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you take a hit, deflect an
attack, or avoid it together.
First LT with a melee weapon or shield to guard, guarding immediately before an attack
hits will activate a perfect guard.
Perfect guards cause no stamina.
Perfect guarding some attacks will parry the attack away.
You can follow up assistant pair with a counter attack, with RB.
Alright.
Cool.
I'll catch up with all of y'all soon.
I just gotta get through this tutorial here.
Alright, let's try this.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, I'm pressing the bone button.
Wait, I'm almost dead!
Okay, how did you do this?
Oh, here.
No sick potion hold on man hold on hold on listen okay there it is I got this perfect guard
This never the cost is too high
You
Okay, so it's a kick
Hey, you need a little up
All right almost died, but I am playing on suicidal
Yeah, the role leaves quite a bit to be desired, like, it's a bit short.
Time for a stealth archer run?
I guess you can, yeah.
I'll need to take that.
I like Witcher 3 so far. It's all I was hoping for. Is this a secret wall? No. Okay, I'm gonna heal.
So you can place down traps also, I'm gonna try this.
So there's a dude, oh yeah, crouch and oh you can backstab with RB and RT then.
If it kills something and no one is around to witness it, did you really kill it?
Why to crouch? Well crouch you can sneak around quietly and backstab human enemies.
You can block without a shield, yeah with only your weapon.
I'll mount your head on my wall.
Nope.
I don't think so.
What a ruthless thing to say.
Time to focus.
Oh, we got boss fight.
I'm going here first looting these is oddly specific nice yeah my character
looks short as hell
Okay, I'm gonna repose, let's see.
Fuck, wrong button.
Wrong button.
Okay.
Stop attacking me then if you don't want to die.
Shit.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Die!
Enjoy Darkwatch.
Thank you.
Enjoy Darkwatch, thank you. What is this?
Oh shit.
Oh, I thought you'd be stuck in place!
Okay, I got this.
I
Was that not a perfect
Fuck you
Well, I think I have might have some like gear or something inventory a wood grip sword
What?
Yeah, I have plated leather gloves instead, okay leather boots
Equipped chastity belt only I can I got nothing else or else go
Better calm up in Witcher 3
Okay, I-
They haven't touched about like abilities and skill points yet, so we'll find out later.
I suppose?
You do have Tom, that doesn't say like how to use it though.
Sweeping Slice.
Info. Oh, shit, here we go.
Weapon techniques.
Weapon techniques are unique attacks can be unlocked in a skills menu.
Oh, so here I can learn taunt.
It enrages the target enemy, okay.
So that's for weapon and shield.
Then you have dual weapon sweeping slice.
So you can deactivate all skills too.
I think you can just re-err, what do you say, re-sync?
I respect.
I'm gonna try this at fault.
But then you can...
Yeah, so you can just get your skill points back. Hey, that's nice!
Yeah, the UI could be a bit more themed for sure.
Alright.
Hellspawn Fire Magic Ability Wheel.
Focus. Heat resistance, okay.
I'm guessing you can basically be everything.
Blue plowy fruit flesh. Okay.
I think it's boss fight time
Wonder if this game is actually better on mouse and keyboard
Yeah, feels good on controller
time to focus all right what's up
high accuracy opposition pressing RS while in range of an enemy will look on to
them there's so enemies you can cycle through by moving it easy peasy
Alright, it's both fire time for sure.
The blue is stamina, yeah, blue is magic.
The salt's like, yeah.
Sylvia Lunderli.
Okay.
You are nothing!
I'm trying to parry as if you can.
I did say human enemies, I think
The stamina region so slow
the role is so funny. Yeah, the peril window is super small.
Ow, shit!
I misclicked, okay?
Don't judge.
I'll sit the ground with your blood!
Oh you can't parry her!
I'll sit the ground with your-
Ah!
Perrying is like you have to do it so insanely late.
Oh
A magic
That role here take this
Bing
So I'm dead.
She's insane!
I'm gonna die.
Help!
Okay, I'm fine.
What?!
Hey, Leppa!
I'm stuck on the first boss.
I am playing on suicidal, okay?
This is tight. Let's go.
I know exactly what to do. I'm actually just farming skill points.
I'm farming skill points. It's all good.
Dude, I'm trying to parry, but it's so- it's so hard.
Not like casual souls.
Ding!
Okay
How is that not a parry I'm the timing of this is crazy
What
Dude, that's something.
Ah, the first fight's impossible.
I'm gonna win.
This is all suicidal, you know, so yeah.
You know, it's supposed to be very difficult.
I like it.
I'll suck the ground with your blood!
Trying to find these parry-fraves is so hard.
Alright, let's actually win. No more fooling around.
Where are you?
wood didn't grip great sword now I'll try that
Oh, let's go.
I got a bunch of skill points, I believe.
I have weapon proficiency here you can get. I have four skill points already. Okay.
Armor. Okay, this is good. I'll take that. Fire magic level two. Sure.
Trap making. Health replenishment rate. What?
Alchemy. That's kind of nice. So you can get level 2 without having level 1, alright.
Why does traps give me health regen though? That's what I'm wondering.
Let's ask about lads tonight.
I'll probably be down, yeah.
I think so.
No, you can't go through that place, fine.
The judge is dead. Surely you must know this. Then I will see his corpse with my own eyes.
Until then, my oaths hold. You there, I would urge you to keep those rather large ears to yourself,
and return to whichever soul for saken hamlets spat you out.
You're as likely to have your throat slit as you are to be ravaged by eighthspawn within this cursed city.
Probably we don't have two lads left, but it's alright.
This is all good.
Complete the prologue.
Alright, I'm done with the prologue.
Let's go.
Chapter...
Ah, skill book.
So Alchemy for Oaths.
Okay, so it says new here.
Did I discover a new skill?
Yeah, I had a ballast.
Yeah, we have the burger game that came out, talked to toilets.
Toilets?
I kinda was, yeah.
Um, but I'm playing that in November.
Aw.
I'm not throwing away shit, man. I'm winning.
A giant back scratcher.
I'm just coming in and you're inking everything a talisman okay goes over here I guess increase
health by 10% okay sure all right moving on very colorful
Oh, it's another skill, though. It's nice. Shield for elves, lunging without thinking.
I got lunging strike. Yeah, here. Launch forward delivering a downward strike with your weapon.
Yeah you gotta hold LB. Yeah, maybe I should try to get a technique.
A great sword does have Brutal Slash though. I could remove something I have on. Whatever I have on.
Let's try this. Brutal Slash.
BAM! Alright, that's brutal slash right there.
You can parry with this also.
Okay, there's a tutorial there.
But I'm going the other way.
Oh, I got a helmet.
I can't even see in this helmet.
Is this Tiamah Witcher?
No, this is the good witcher
Now you see that's a rage bait chat, not my inscription place
Can you climb the tree?
Oh, you can harvest from a mile away
Not rage bait if true. Okay, let's see what we got here
You have the power to change your life at any given moment.
Performing actions will improve your skill-specialism level as well as your character level.
Each character level you'll gain a skill point that can be spent in the skills menu.
Activating skills also increases your stats.
Additionally, if we can find an info, right.
I don't know how to hear, I guess.
Wait, I need to see on the map if I got the stuff.
I kind of wish the menu in this game, like the text and stuff, would have a bit more character.
It feels very default
That armor one's really good. I mean fire magic's nice. I want to try this brutal
So beyond the forest edge lies South Vale Hamlet. Make your way there. Okay
it is easy to navigate that is true oh you can fast travel here can I go to the
other area I was in I don't think I missed anything but wait there's
Gnomes there's Gnome dude look top left right I mean Gnome there's nine
Gnomes
I'm gonna find them
is this a bandit camp? I'm gonna try my new stuff.
Oh shit.
Holy shit.
Cool.
You'd have used trap so much.
Yeah, I hope enemies don't level with you in this game. Oh
Shit hello
Is you you level up skills kind of like when you use them
Like that I blocked so now I got like a skill point in blocking I guess
Oh shit, I have no ass.
You actually have to aim at the enemy, when you...
Hold up. I'm gonna brutal slash him.
I got a parry, but I was too slow. It's fine. Whatever, dude. Whatever. We're good.
Can you imagine the boss battles in this game? Yeah, we've done one. I died like four times. I
Am playing on the hardest. I think I feel like it's kind of fair thus far though
okay so I got a skill point and I am level 6 so you have different weapon
sets resistance armor weight so you have trap making also for some reason you
get health or punishment with that oh you can scavenge traps here so yeah
whatever you use you actually level up so fire magic I've used a bit armor you
always use I guess. I'm using greatsword now I could unlock weapon proficiency and stuff, yeah.
Oh shit.
Fire magic so good death
Ow, I'm dead. I'm not dead use everything to your advantage
Very strong
You have to really aim your spells
Another skill point
You get a shit load of skill points maybe because it's early, but you can just refund them also
No
Oh, there's a checkpoint here. Richie! Yeah, dude, you did so well, though, man. You did
so good. Thanks for the 45, man. Thank you. It was such a blast to watch. Oh, buffering.
It was not an eliker, shut up chat!
Shut up!
Yeah, what a pros and leaf.
Yeah, I watched your games on stream and then chat always says that I'm cursing the one I'm rooting for.
Which is not true.
No, he was up against me chat
Me literally wouldn't the entire tournament
It's not an easy fight oh
Is that skill book oh?
Hi, I'm just gonna loot your shit here
Trap making for elves traps do not hurt. Oh I
I like okay, so skill books actually unlock skills for you, which is kind of cool
trap resilience. Yeah
Now I'm glad you're the game's brother was such a bust to be back in the mix. Yeah, dude
It was like I said, it was so fun to watch man. You did so unbelievably good
He won because he weren't rooting for him. I was rooting for me in the end
It's nice to see me take a turn of me, you know, so I was rooting for him in the grand finals
The way that fortune will deliver to me a fine young hunter.
Oh.
Skilled enough to kill the dangerous creatures running rampant about the veil.
But judging by the noise you made coming in here, you have your footed off.
That certainly isn't you.
What do you mean? I've already killed them.
Well, certainly for you these are desperate times and I'm a desperate man.
I no longer have it in me to track those nasty beasts.
And so I offer you the same deal I offer every other fool that walks through my door
All right kill any one of them marks and return to me with proof of its death
Now reward you with a great weapon on my word
Not fine finer weapons outside of the palace. Okay, and start with that bothersome crack across the river
Okay, so oh it looks like your potions and traps actually refree fill
Yeah, that's kind of nice.
I'm supposed to...
I got a new skill.
He taught me how to throw potions.
Perla potion to chatters on contacts,
spreading its effects immediately to all within reach.
Okay.
Uh...
You...
So, a quest. Here we go. Journal.
Side.
Oh.
I'm supposed to hunt all of these?
Oh, shit.
Well, was that- am I in the forest edge?
I am, right?
Yeah, I'm in the forest edge, okay.
He wants me to hunt all of these, he does.
Yeah, all of these for a great weapon.
Well there's a pester claw in the forest edge.
So here's a thing this game does cool.
We can choose to have, uh, quest info, quest marker, yeah.
i don't think i applied it
all here so now i can actually see it on the map
It's kind of tight, you know.
That's not default.
No, default is off.
Well you can turn it on
This is Gothic 5. Yeah. Kinda, I guess.
Fuck, wrong button!
I'm destruction warrior, wow.
No, I'm live tomorrow.
Yeah, it's Igni. I'm Giroldo cosplaying. Or lorping as the cool kids say nowadays.
really come up then
Damn. Alright.
Why put myself over here instead?
Because it shows a bunch of like skills I unlock and shit over there.
Loot box.
Jar of nail clippings.
I
Am on the other oh, this is what I gotta kill there's a boss. Ah
He'll fit you he'll fit I
Stepped in my own
I might try sword and board for this fight here because you can't let me try this I'll
try some sword and board because I got a new ability bro hacking ability man skills remove
the great sword one and we go to weapon and shield oh I need level three right
was that game for 2010 it looks a bit outdated but it's all about the game
gameplay bro how much was this game 27 bucks I want to try this lunging strike
to be honest see how that is you can also taunt here to enrage the enemy I
don't know sure why you would want to do that
oh yeah give me this activate that skill
let's try this shit I have taunt right so that is taunt can you have
companions
Why would you talk immune okay well
Yeah, the UI is like the scuff this part I would say
Cool, that was easy.
Hidstone seems stiff.
You can actually turn off the Hidstone if you want, in the gameplay options.
Oh look at that, the way back there, nice.
Let me just make sure so I'm not lying here, but we saw that.
There is, let's see here, I'm 100% sure you could.
That's just a hit marker, you could.
It's not lies, it's not lies.
We all saw it.
Literally we all saw it.
Also, I wasn't on epic.
Freeze frames here, see?
Updates whether or not freeze frames are applied during combat.
Freeze frames are small pauses in time whenever a large attack collides to make the attack
feel snappier.
Turning this off will make the combat smoother but less impactful.
purely cosmetic option is not a fake performance
Hey, I killed that monster but you want me to kill like a million monsters show don't look like much
Okay, you say my alex. Oh, may it serve you well a
A Hunter Axe!
Ooh, complete a hunt for the first time.
Uhhhhhhh...
It's a one-handed.
If there's no...
Cryaxe, there's no Forge weapons as other races do.
They grow then.
This axe was made from one of their claws, a natural weapon torn from the creature's arm.
Oh, sick!
Weapon man
No curse up. Thank you. I want to play the x15 does this 54 richie. Thanks 45
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Why are you asking for Garf? You hate Garf.
Thanks for the one time. Thank you.
PhiPhi112, hey dude. Thank you, Froelgi, Erkster, and KonovaTekSub.
You did a full rating on this game.
Right, I'm one and a half hour in.
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Uh, Neil Parra 100, very very content provider.
I caught up!
Fiddleeus is 86.
Okay, I got a one-handed axe.
Same move, sir.
So wait.
Is one-handed axe-ess?
So here you see all the techniques.
Yeah, well, you don't because my fucking forehead is in the way but...
Secondary rapid thrusts.
Oh, I see.
I don't have that yet.
I wanted to level this up, level up shields so I can see what that ability is like.
Zoom!
I want to find the gnomes.
There's nine ignomes in this area. I haven't found a single one.
Huh?
Burger off! This belongs to the snatchers!
Oh.
not that honey though you got to call
call them. That was okay. Oh there's a hole in here. Okay I'm going in. How's performance?
I am locked at 120.
It's not under engine 5, it's under engine 4, supposedly.
Oh yeah, you can hold X to loot like everything.
Like it doesn't have the under-engine starters yet that I've seen.
Warning, I'm definitely going in.
Hello?
Is it open world? Yeah, kind of I mean you have like maps
Like right now I'm in the forest edge you can see how many chests there are her skill books, gnomes
And then you can move to another area
Oh shit, am I in her?
I am.
I have a game plan.
I don't know what to do with it.
Suicidal difficulty, by the way. Oh, skill book!
We learned great swords start to finish mastering attack follow through.
Funging strike.
Ooh.
Ah, that's level three.
Thrust your weapon forward with a precise, mighty stab.
Have I considered trying the Marvel Touka on story mode?
Uh, no.
Well, that game isn't out yet, right?
It's just beta or whatever.
Peter!
Could you boost the game's contrast to maximum? I require a level of chromatic toxicity that will completely melt my retinas.
That would look insane probably.
This game actually feels good. I mean graphically, it's definitely a bit outdated, but the gameplay is fun though.
I want to find a gnome.
Oh, big chests.
I am on max settings.
A wood grip axe.
Yeah, it's worse than mine.
By 2.7.
I want to get up there, there is something there.
It is very vibrant, it is, yeah.
Yes, there's no way up there from here, maybe.
I'm going around.
I should get into that tower and just slay everyone.
Oh, fuck.
Ao-gi?
I hear a gnome, I think.
I DEFINITELY hear agnome.
I SEE HIM!
Fucking rascal, come here.
God of the Shrug, you know me for the first time.
What do you get for destroying a gnome?
Peace of mind.
True.
Wait, there's like a villager.
I guess it's abandoned.
Bloaked, alright.
Are you okay?
Climbed ladders, alright.
Humongous ch- does this count as a big chest?
Let me see, uh, down.
One out of two I have, twelve.
I mean one out of twelve.
Now I have two out of twelve, so it did count, yeah.
Uh, I got strap leather boots.
Yeah, they're, they're, uh, I'll use them.
After all these turns and all this fighting, this is how I'm going to die.
My love, she poisoned me. I found them together.
Her and that bastard she's taken as her new lover.
They laughed as my life slipped away.
I had just enough strength to drive my blade through them both.
Oh shit.
I feel the poison burning in my veins, but I can die smiling.
I know they won't live to dance in my grave.
Okay, so this is where he died from the poison, man's huge.
Where did he kill his wife and new lover though?
His wife and his wife's new lover.
I want to, I need to block more so I can try the shield ability.
Oh, Sola's run.
There's a chest.
A wood grip sledgehammer.
So I think that's a two-handed hammer.
Yeah, they have their own skill tree.
Sorry, let me move.
Great axe, great hammer.
Savage strike, yeah.
Oh, it's a huge- I want to try that on enemy.
What magic is there?
Right now I only have fire, but you can learn techniques, you can learn- you can go to abilities
And here you have fire, ice, earth, alteration.
I haven't learned- I only have fireball though.
Don't read the Steam reviews for this game? Well no, I'm curious.
Someone has been stealing from the saving circle, and Father has asked if I can set up a trap to catch the thief.
Leona's been sneaking out during the night, I truly hope it's her stealing the coin, because this trap will make her soil herself,
then everyone will see what a rotten brat she really is.
This game lets you get lost in the woods.
See what you've done, Lepa?
Ooh.
I set up a trap like they asked, but some things happened at the mine.
It's collapsed.
I hated Leona, but I didn't wish her dead.
I just wanted to scare her as all.
Everyone's blaming me.
They're saying I used too much polyblaster, but I know my measurements were correct.
The trader said it should have done little more than flash and crackle.
Mother and mother can't even look at me. They refuse to believe me.
They won't allow me to live with them any longer. They say I'm worthless and no son
of theirs. I fear they're right. I have so little to offer.
The rain hasn't relented for almost a week now. Fortune's laughing at me.
Volker fleeing the city. They say the king is dead and an eighth spawn are pouring out
of the cracks tunnels.
I pray to soul that it's not true. I've only ever heard of
earth spawn in stories. They sound terrifying
They truly have abandoned all hope for me mother and father packed what they couldn't fled the family home is empty now
Well, I don't need them. I live there alone
I hope they starve to death in the forest or get eaten by a worm the hustle and bustle is all be gone folk have moved on
I wonder if they'll ever return
Rap God another one
There's little food left in the house, it's past time I've fed them for myself.
I declare here in this journal that I, Balan withers, will prove all of them wrong and
make something of my life.
If only I could get 500 coin from somewhere, then I could buy more polyblaster and clear
the mine.
The saving circle stash is still in there.
Beyond the rubble, they simply abandon it when they fled.
I think I'll pay the Hamlet a visit in the morrow, see if I can find myself some work,
but not today.
For this Eve, I'll be enjoying what's left of those pickled eggs. Delicious.
Let me go back.
Oh, Saving Circle Side Quests are all here.
We found several pages from the journal of Baelin Withers.
It would seem his family was part of a saving circle, so many had been stealing coin from the stash.
Stash? Baelin appears to know the whereabouts of the stash, but needs Polly Blaster.
Oh, I gotta search for him in South Vale Hamlet.
If I want to continue that.
What a lotion.
This first area kinda big, but it's filled with bad guys.
Oh shit, yo guys chill.
Why did they get poisoned?
I didn't do anything.
I can't wait to mount your coin.
I can't wait to mount your head on my walls.
DING!
And a skill boat for something.
Another alchemy one, a lot of alchemy boats here.
What did I learn?
I learned Alchemy of Preciousy 6, god damn.
Will I play Kingdom of Amalur? No, no plans.
I wanted to get a repost there, but I just got a regular attack.
White paint!
We're gonna start Gothic Remake soon, never play the old versions, though I have them.
It's a good option to go mainly Archer with a one-handed sword.
Yeah, you can do that.
A wooden round shield, better than my shit?
Uhh...
I have a broken wooden shield and a wooden round shield.
Oh, okay.
Wait, oh yeah, I can dual wield!
Yeah!
Wait, it's Eldering!
Fuck, I forgot to put my one hour timer.
Ah, that's fine.
Let's try some dual wielding.
I want to see the riposte with everything.
With one handed and shield it was just a super kickoff.
What's up, Miss Lucky? Simpx37, thank you.
Oh, I see another gnome.
There's tons of gnomes!
I know the truth!
It was you, Konami, that invaded our land and attacked Varyn.
You may have destroyed my home, but I won't let you kill me!
I'll stay in here forever if I must!
Oh, if only I had a hero!
Someone strong and brave who could rid Morrin of this Gnome-y menace!
Gnome's are evil.
So I guess he wants me to kill all the Gnomes in this area.
No, he wants me to kill all the gnomes in the entire game!
Jesus!
No, I'm dual-
I'm dual axing now. I'm gonna try this. Did I have any abilities with this dual weapon sweeping slice? Yeah
Okay
Good nummies
Oh, nice.
So, a tin-ketle helmet.
Okay.
Is that better?
Yeah, it is.
Nice, I'm epic.
Kidney failure.
I'm going this way wait gnomes
You're up there, huh? They sound like salad.
Goddamn this duo wheel is powerful.
What is it? As cool as a great sword.
Oh yeah! You can do this!
Now I can swap between them.
Yeah! Nice! Okay.
I don't need to use no damn bow.
sick yeah humongous sword here game steam grievance they gave us clunky and
laggy I don't have any lag at least it feels alright doesn't really feel too
clunky I don't know I'm a bad person to ask if a game feels clunky oh is that
the mine? Yeah, this is where you gotta blow it up.
Where's the gnome? Yeah, maybe you can get up there.
Oh, wait? No?
It's definitely above.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm supposed to go to South Vail Hamlet somewhere.
I think the animations feel fine.
I don't see anything wrong with them, to be honest.
The only thing is the roll, the roll is scuffed.
You roll like two centimeters.
Can I get up here?
Nothing?
I'm going to that tower over here.
Big fights.
Thank you, J Chong. Thank you
Appreciate it. I'm moving up. I feel like this difficulty is quite fine
Oh wait, I unspect my ability right I forgot
That's not like a gotchy song dude
I want to level up the shield and stuff to see I don't understand the
Harry frames of this game.
So now he's enraged. They're both enraged. What does it do?
I can't move.
You won't leave her alive.
Honorable fight
That's right
I'm gonna get a parry fuck yeah when is his leveled up so I could try the
ability it takes a little bit I want to get that lunging strike right I see how
this goes no I'm just I'm trying all the weapons to see the first ability they
I'm not
Master things too, dude
Wow I'm poisoned.
Oh fuck.
Hey!
I did it box
I want to hear the double moan again.
Can't I loot this? It looks epic. Yeah, the roll is ass. It is.
I never played Divinity 2 Draco Econus, no.
Oh, Bloodbeed Charm.
Ooh.
Value, 1500, increased stamina by 10%.
I'll take that.
It has a 40 hour tutorial.
Yeah, my healing sucks, and I was like, nothing.
You're in so bloody name at you!
Maricus Cooper?
I am your doom.
I'm dead.
Uh, let's be smart about this, shall we?
I
Fuck
Perry it's so hard
whatever I'm winning is fine so easy shield technique lunging strike finally
alright hold RB okay solid oh wait who are you
Oh, thank you, stranger. You saved my life. I dare not think what they would have done
to me had you not arrived when you did. These soul-forsaken snatchers are bringing Scurver
into the Vale.
Scurver?
We came hoping to find and destroy their stash. They caught us sneaking about the camp. They
They made me watch as they burned Aliana.
She was a damned knight. She carried the law in her hands and it meant nothing to them.
They continue to do whatever they wish, and none dare stand up to them.
I am so very sorry. I know my ramblings mean little to you.
I have little to offer as reward, but please come find me in South
Lule her name is pire and they burned her friend
I must see Taliyah on his back.
I like the game so far.
Yeah, it's pretty solid actually.
It's pretty alrighty.
I'm just in a starting area so I haven't really seen too much yet but...
This is pretty straightforward
Now I'm gonna get the great sword one. Oh great axe now we're talking
There we go look at that shit
Great axes are tight.
Respec.
Magic conditioning.
Fire magic ability focus cost.
is replenishment rate and that's good I guess I'll take that armor maintenance
ooh give me that shit I haven't died since the the incidents
is this the same ability as I thought I got it oh yeah but it's gonna be the same
ability though it is yeah
fuck it will stick with this for now but we can do this
there we go can I use this or something it's a lift in it no all right
anything else here we good who post garth ass as their first message that's
unhinged
molds get him or I'm out of here oh wait did I loot a pyro bone
where'd you see that
by blind
well i can go back
uh...
not that i really remember where it was
the art that always made in all in
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Fall damage?
Wait, so I did loot it.
Let's see. It wasn't down there. I'm trying to remember where I found that mine.
Oh yeah, I think I remember. Was it through the house?
Wait a second, this can't be with your three, now that I didn't kill your fall damage.
True?
True.
Oh, come on.
Was it through this one?
No, it wasn't here. God damn it. I don't remember where this was
That game is very colorful environments, yes, I have played Witcher 3 for 30 hours
Wait was it through here
I just heard Gnomes here. Yeah, I think it's here to the right
Yeah, I was in here
So where did I loot it?
It's not like I can use it.
Oh, it was a material?
Uhhhh, I'm out of here.
So where am I?
I am over here, Gnome there.
What are these?
That shrines.
So this is everything I have looted already.
So I guess I'll just go up here, yeah.
Not much else to do, I guess.
I want to get to this city save my FPS dies.
MUMMERS!
YO!
Yo!
Kill it?
No!
Skill book!
Our dual weapons, poke, as a lunging stab.
Can you be a little rascal in this game, I wonder?
Probably not.
So now I think...yeah, I just unlocked a fast travel point here.
I hear a little rascal somewhere.
There you are.
Oh.
No!
Hello? Am I allowed in here? What was this?
You'll find food and a warm bed to stumble in if you need it.
There was one review on Steam that made me chuckle.
Creators of this game claimed they were inspired by Fable.
Now at least on a mechanical level Fable is really a bad game and from what I've seen
here the creators clearly took inspiration from that aspect.
Holy
All right, we're in the big town I need to get the dog out
South Vale Hamlet
Are the lads over is it done?
Wait, let bow. What do you want to play today? What are you in the mood for a leppa today?
What did you say you're trying to see what you said full of a fashion steal rehodo best
too late.
A fashion steal is honorably the best RPG I've played.
Yeah, I'm going to play a fashion steal in November.
No, I'm not reading any DMs.
I was looking at for your Hodo's comments.
I'm gonna play a fashion steal in November.
I am so excited for it.
Let's see, what are you?
Oh, I see you, okay.
I'm down.
for whatever
game is most oh this game is sitting on most negative
gotta read through some reviews later
hail stranger you won't find finer cuts in all the veil
okay hail stranger you won't find finer so are you selling your cuts or
No?
Yeah, I'm gonna play a fashion steal on GTA 6 release date. That's my plan.
Oh, a bow barbed arrows.
Oh, hello. Nice to see you again. Good work.
by swords leather grip wood grip I could sell a bunch here how many coins do I
have 1220 oh yeah you can also melt stuff yeah you can dismantle can I do
Did I hear? No. That looks indivisible. What does?
So you can upgrade your shit here, yeah, I see.
I need tin and birchwood to upgrade this.
Okay.
How do I dismantle though?
Use the forge to upgrade weapons and armor.
Um, there's a trap making, oh shit.
Pointy claw trap or blade, oh, you upgrade your traps here.
Yeah, you do.
But this mantling must be here.
Maybe here?
Oh, here!
This mantle all junk.
Okay.
Okay, I don't have any junk, apparently.
Yeah, I don't have any junk, apparently.
Can you get wood?
Solid, okay? We know how to do that. That's cool.
I'm so sh- oh shit, I was gonna go, uh, let the dog out.
Let's do it.
I'll do a little chat gamma.
And, of course, it's broken.
yeah my biggest complaint about this game is the menu it doesn't really feel
like it has any character hunting buddies yeah yeah we could also I haven't
seen hunting buddies hold up
all
Oh, yeah, that looks pretty cool.
The burger game has very good reviews, I think.
Alright, fight on.
Hey, you.
You
Hey you
Hey, you!
Oh, yo, Slap! Thanks for the raid! Thank you! Ride in time for RNG-doll!
Whoa, but you were done, right?
I'm stop ringing towards blue every time I would never
I'm a red name, you know, I'm a red name for
Okay, you have to boot up motorized right now. I beat your time by 0.2 seconds. No, I think you mistimed. I think you mistimed surely, right?
red names brother you're a green name that's like the worst kind you guys are
all tainted because of shannelot
Red names are second after no they ain't
Red names are the worst no, they're not bright green names, dude
All right here we go when this next part of the song kicks in I'm hyped for
Beasts of Reincarnation yeah it's almost out. Great names are just horny. Yeah I
mean yeah that's true yeah they're like they're the most degenerate all right
There we go, three, two, one.
Beat Salad!
Come on!
Okay, nine, eight, three, eight, two, six, man.
I don't see anything great.
Ah!
What the fuck did you roll, man?
Oh, I rolled so bad two days in a row.
He's posting L.
Brother, you trying to tell us something here?
Touch my bone, begin the rush.
Sweet rough, edge this bone.
The bone deep inside, almost there.
Dry rough and fill her hole, like from strong rough deep.
My bone is vast, rising unique deep.
Now that needs some grass, man.
You are a green name in disguise.
That's just how it is.
What's this? Oh, it's Potion Shop.
Oh, you can Spellcraft Table to Upgrades. Oh, you can Upgrade Spells here.
So it's just straight up like damage upgrade and stuff, yeah.
Did I play the Dino Crisis?
Yeah, I played a dino crisis to wrong. Did you have fair you stranger?
Where's she looking?
She looking at me. Oh
You can buy a bunch of materials here. Oh, you can also buy spells
I spikes
Men to wound sounds good upheaval. Oh, oh earth warrior engage
age.
Only 5000 Gs though.
Another victim.
What am I looking at here?
Will these also regen?
If I can regen stamina, I mean that's amazing.
Oh, I can choose what it's going to look like.
Oh wait, I also get to name it.
Wait, that's kind of cool.
Stamina.
A....
Oh shit..
...pojen, whatever.
Stamina-pojen.
Okay, so you actually mix your own vials here, and you choose if you want it to restore mana, stamina..
The thing is, do they refill like regular potions, I wonder?
How did I fix the wheel? That's the question.
I
Here oceans stamina point
Wait it actually does so you legit just make your own poop at least I think they do I mean there's only one way to find out
was this stamina region I made yeah yeah yeah you get higher stamina region
that's really big oh yeah then I can make better healing pulse too yeah cuz the
one I have sucks so I can craft this health pulse yes and now that's a
better health potion, it's double betterness of health. That's a nice system actually.
That's a nice system. What else do we have in this game?
All the games so far I consider buying it. It's fine. I just arrived in the big city.
She's got a cool alchemy shield monster pin.
Oh, increased shield block rating.
Nice.
Yeah, it's like it's alright.
It's a little cozy RPG, I guess.
This is the end.
I'm looking for work job boards outside oh plenty of coin to be earned for those
willing to put in the work Lord Fowler he's been asking for some able-bodied
folk too trouble in the mines I'd wage you
timer you can find his money west of here near the farm any brothels yeah we
gotta find them I mean I don't know if there is any objective complete chapter
one to the west of south world farmlands lies a man are overlooking a mine you
I should meet Lord of the Wind.
Okay.
I'm just yoinking everyone's shit.
Oh, a sword monster pin.
Sword damage instead, that's tight.
It's a bug!
Is it? Short guy, thanks for the 57 Jellix, uh, legend.
Thanks for the prod, man.
Is that a door?
weird spirit mire my shit now but I don't think there's any like good or evil in
this game. So not fable like like that. I love finding jars of nail clippings.
Would I say this is beyond good any oh like there's a skill book there. Oh, I see it
So
For armor plate expectations
Yeah, huh. Oh
Wait to bear five. I got armor weight limit. Okay. Yeah, these are very good
graphics look like an improved Dragon Age Origins
oh he said there was a job board outside I guess I'll go and check that see what's up
order a peacekeeper Lisa Emery trading on his belt on Basta his last scene at the market
I mean, I'll take this
Last scene at the mark. This isn't all the same Lila black whale. No, it's not it's all different
cool
Gnomes
Come here, Lush. Where are you? I see you
Yeah, you're gonna need a bullet clip
Oh, I already completed one of the bounties. I guess I just gotta talk to the innkeeper then.
I want to get that earth spell dude.
How long is Dragon Age Origins?
Left by laughing at you.
Yeah, who are you?
It's you it's good to see you again like a hundred hours. Oh shit's that long really I
Wish to hire your services
What I could not destroy the scurver supplies myself
but
you
Those snatchers at the watchtower will no match for you
You're new here
You could infiltrate the snatchers and find where they keep their stats
Well, I will pay you every single coin I possess
It would be a small price to rid the veil of that filth
Gippen
Tarbeck is the scurver trader within South Vale Hamlet
He's always on the lookout for us. Oh, I see the girls and extra help
If you earned his trust
If you discovered the location of the stash, I know where the stash is. I just need the bomb
Destroy it, please if you have any sense of justice help me do what is right
Okay, but I need it
Gippen can usually be found maybe this Gippen can
Help with it, let's see here journal side quest
Am I in South Vale Hamlet I think so
wait actually I don't know yeah I am in self mail Hamlet's okay
how's the new dank RPG mr. jazzy jazz that's alright intriguing enough to keep
me going and see what happens next for now I mean I'm in the beginning so want
to see if something cool man all these are so good
stamina replenishment by 10% it's all
about that stamina dude in this game I
swear what I'm digging
jump puzzle no so fucking rigged it you
GNOME!
Fucking gnomes.
I see for blue.
I mean, I have a plaiter, I got a Georgia's a long time ago, I mean, I never finish it
or anything, but long, long time ago.
Question mark.
Question mark.
What's this?
Welcome to the wild Gryatay.
All right, I guess I'll go in here.
or not. Maybe in here. Oh. Reinforced leather trousers. Okay, I want to see if this changes
any look of my character. Yeah, it does. Nice. Very important for RPGs.
That's right.
Oh yeah, Knights of the- you good?
Knights of the Old Republic will actually be pretty sick.
and
hoping to secure passage for the both of us
far away from Varyn
but Shadi's husband
he is a jealous and desperate man
who would know
Sparrons a lot of like love triangles here
with him, Varyn
I had hoped that we would be on our way
Before he discovered her betrayal, I managed to fend off my attacker, but I fear that fortune may not find my love.
Should she also find herself hunted by Lord Daveline's house guard,
please,
find her and escort her to me.
She can be found within the city.
all right from where the alchemist shop I know I'll get her here brother
absolutely
fucking gnomes where are you
Oh, earthen barrage!
Ooh, now we're talking!
Okay, that's an earth magic.
Massive rocks are ripped from the earth and launched forward, smashing enemies in their
path.
Hell yeah, I'm earthen warrior of Gaia's right fist.
Can I get up here?
Maybe with some creativity?
Nope, shut up!
I'll find his little thing.
I gotta try this spell.
Solid.
Solid, yep.
Okay, Alchemy Shop is over here.
And he, in a hut, not a stone's throw away.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh... What?
I mean, this is weapons.
How was RNGedal? Top secret, just now? I don't want to talk about it.
Oh wait, right, you can do this. A journal, side quest. To solve discord.
Oh wait, search for me in the market BEYOND the lower city.
So she's not gonna show up here. Yeah, she's not here.
Okay, I see how it is.
I have found all the Gnomes in this area.
Cool.
Not like I'm trying, but...
Whenever I hear that fucking gnome sound, I can't help myself to...
to kill them.
Hey, what's over here, guys?
Okay.
this game fully released today I think it's sitting on mostly negative
reviews there's the South Vale all right
fish oh fuck
All right
People are busy playing it so negative reviews come first. Yeah, I think there are tech reviews like it runs bad for people
A new customer looking for work you would have it I'm in need of a debt collector
the previous one thought it oh it's all tech issue reviews steal from me
do not make the same mistake i see everything that happens within the
they should do the usual and go on a 20 minute rant yelling at the devs to never make games again
that's not me that's the uk guy there are three you're getting it mixed up here in
in the hamlet that owe me coin. Just the job for a friendly new face, such as yours. Here,
a list of their names. See to it that the debts are collected.
So there was Skerva.
So I can just, I mean this is bounty, Skerva collected depth from Dallin Bellemore, found
selling neath in South Vale Hamlet.
So I could do this and now I should be able to see him on the map.
Yeah he's over here.
I'm gonna collect some making depths.
Darlene the Bellamore who the hell is it Darlene the Bellamore is that you yeah?
Hail stranger try the sausage you'll be back for more before the days, don't I'm here to collect the debt
Well, you should come inside
Why
Sorry, friend, but this mate is in desperate need of a little more mystery.
Help side that disgusting scoo-
Yeah, butch your fight!
You'll help me solve that little problem, won't ya?
I'll fuck you up is what I'll do.
Fuck I unlearned the skill. Oh, you could just redo it make combat. This game's tight
I think I have it now, yep.
I get oaky from that.
Damn, that's sick.
than warrior I missed I got butchers cleaver probably one-handed I guess
wait you can have bow and butchers cleaver wait how does that work
if it's not interesting heavy knife it's 50 damage actually not bad
is that the depth no that's a shattered mononokel mononokel
okay I'm supposed to go to the inn now to collect
There must be a way to like get better parent parrying is like it's so hard in this game
Maybe I'm bald
All right, this inn is most definitely over here
Wait who are you I beg of you. I'm in desperate need of 500 coin. What the fuck hell no farewell
Oh wait, you're him!
Yeah!
I beg of you, I am in desperate need of 500 truly.
With this, I can finally clear the mine.
Oh, thank you, stranger.
I knew fortune would find me sooner or later.
I'll pay you back, every coin.
You have my word.
Oh, are you really going to go and fix the mine now?
Yeah, okay, I should go and visit that.
That's cool.
but first I'm debt collecting Arthur Cartel where is he is this the inn
stumble in is this stumble in yeah it is I he is here show yourself the debt
collector is here
Are we playing Dwarf?
No!
This is just the characters like main height.
You can't change it that I saw.
Yeah, the Cycles are pretty cool thus far.
Uh, Zul...
Oh, is it him?
Oh, they're sitting here of course.
Arthur Catel!
You owe some money, buddy.
wait you guys seen Arthur Cattel I'm looking for Arthur Cattel I'm not
telling you a damned thing okay what about you I'm looking for Arthur on your
way stranger all tools good fuck okay I'm looking for Arthur I'm looking for
Arthur, he's a deadbeat like the rest of us.
We were injured in the war and we've been useless since.
Haven't seen him today though.
He lives west of here, if it's urgent.
Oh, he lives west of here?
Well, now we know.
what's up yosh west uh west is over there
is the depth guy I mean this is west
there's a guy just chillin dying over
here
we could just do this map oh yeah he is
over here okay I see he's in that area
Yeah, TM of Able, I guess.
Oh, well, he's the dead guy in the bed, isn't he?
Yep. Nice.
All right.
Collected it from Renee Palm.
Here's what we found roaming the back alleys, the back alleys.
I mean, wait.
Back alleys.
Oh yeah, it is over there. Okay
Why was he dead though probably owing another debt
This game looks almost like King's bounty too, oh
Oh, I never heard of King's Bounty. Are they good games?
Lady.
Oh, she's over here somewhere.
Yo, I've come to collect.
Um, no?
You'll never find it, I won't let you.
It's mine, it's mine, it's mine, it's mine!
You'll never find it.
Where could you have hidden this shit then, you little junkie? Come here.
Got it!
Stop! Stop! Please stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Please stop!
Please stop!
Dang.
Okay, I got all the collected depths.
I'm a good guy.
Ah, you've done well!
Thank you!
Here, you'll share for a job well done.
And there's more where that came from.
Another collection job.
Real!
Jade Pire has an outstanding debt.
Oh, Pire!
Unfortunately for us, she's dead.
The daughter now lives in the family home.
Why don't you go pay her a little visit?
Wait, the girl... oh.
That's awkward.
I just saved her.
She's over, uh, in that house, I think.
You've returned. Please tell me, do you bring news of the Scarver's location?
Gipuna sent me here to collect your mother's death.
That Krat's whore. He would take from the dead. I truly hate him. I hate them all.
I'm sorry mother was addicted to scurver I did all I could to help her but what was scurver addiction is difficult to manage
She had not the strength of will to fight it scuma
She was
Of her former self
Before the end, how many of us must sit by and watch as those we love slowly die before
our eyes?
Please, we must not let them continue to get away with this.
I have coin, enough to clear the debt, but it will leave little to pay for your services.
I can only pray that you will do what is right.
use this coin but get them trust you can find their scurver supplies oh I see
what you want me to do I like it I can only pray I like it okay okay okay she
was gonna get his trust so I can find out where their scurver storage is and
destroy it. Zoo! Hey, one of the alteration magic is. Euphoria! Thanks, 22 Kyle! Thanks
for the 40 and specter like six years I do enjoy finding folk that can get a job done
the books are balanced for today however there's always work for idle hands with the snatchers
you should speak with Talia Almuth you'll find her drinking her coin away in the back alley
Tavern the Wild Gretti. Oh, that was locked, but okay word travels quickly here
They will be expecting you. I mean, I'll take care of this shit. Let's go. Oh
Yeah, it's like the fishing shop. I haven't been here Fisherman shop key
Think you can swim in this game
Probably not.
Zoop.
There's gonna be a boss fight, that's why there's a checkpoint outside.
But I'm ready for anything.
You truly are a fool to think the snatchers would not seek revenge for those
you've killed. I haven't done shit. I'll got you for what you did to our camp. Oh
right. You can try. Oh she's here now with a with a great sword and her has
I'll kill you myself!
How is that not a parry? That's crazy!
I'm trying to understand the parry frames, but I never will.
I could offer a thousand thanks and I've never come close to expressing my gratitude for what you have done.
Please, this is all I have. Take it.
Scurve us Bane!
And a thousand coins? Holy shit.
Ooh, it's plus almost nine damage.
Forged for Elora Pyre to help defend against the Snatchers bringing Scurve into the Vale.
This Iron Graser is sturdy and reliable weapon.
God damn!
Small reward of a great sword.
Oh, they share. Now I only have three. I see. That's how they balance it.
Oh, here's the last skill book in this area, I think.
Oh, great at jumping. Oh, it's a lunging cleave.
What's his does?
Yeah, you hold RB
There's some chests somewhere whatever I'm going to South Vale I guess
To the west of the South Whale farmland lights a manor
Is this farm lands no where is farm whatever just go lads I mean I'm down
Let's see if they've said anything
No, no AI has has been used in this game apparently
Okay, this oh, yeah, what up Leppa
I'm going in here.
Oh, is this Farmlands?
Looks like it.
Big stalker 2DLC and engine update release in August.
Yeah, I'm going to play it but not unreleased though.
Oh, nice!
this yeah apparently this isn't down for lads but I mean we could play something a little
some some. Danger, high drop. I'm guessing there's a day and night cycle in this.
I say this is as good as tainted grail. No. This is not the same quality as
this tainate grail I would say.
Shift up midnight salad's already plated.
Man, you find so much random shit in this game.
Just look at all this.
More in a bone dice?
Alright.
There's a fast travel.
Y'all don't need a X34, you want to the X55?
I found an old crusty sock off a garterly... what the fuck?
The mound?
Oh yeah, I'm down to try the mound!
I mean, I've already played it, but yeah.
You know what I miss? I mean, I miss Lucky Tower Ultimate.
You tried the mound. Oh, you did. Did you play Tzulu?
Dude, Lucky Tower Ultimate is one of the most charming games I've ever played. It's so good.
Hey guys, what up?
Kiren Alpollo.
These drunken louts continue to provoke me. They're all the same. Every one of them.
What was the lads game with the boats and the ice and the coal and the polar bear and the explosive nitro bottles?
Yeah, you mean dread hunger. That was not a lads game. That was a sus-like.
Gods be damned. We're bloody rich!
How am I still playing this? Because I find it entertaining!
Don't you be getting any ideas, Merc?
Putting some hours in to see what happens in the game.
We'll believe in this cursed city just as soon as these drunken fools sober themselves up.
Yeah, Sala wasn't even in the group then, that's true.
That is true.
Following that crap loving bottom food of dirt has finally paid off.
Tell him that when you see him, will you?
I'm just looking at chat and reading the combos and seeing where this game's going
That's it
And then we'll probably play some lads maybe the mound or something
Did I zinc today yeah, sir I did
Now, why the hell did I jump down- Oh.
The Steam reviews are complaining about tech stuff.
Apparently.
I'm dead. Oh my god. Ow.
Alrighty.
Hey Alar, how are you liking the game so far?
I find it a bit junk, but fun junk.
The only problem I got is that it inputs your real life height, so my character is like 2 meters tall and it's hard to see Kiki.
How is it for you?
Oh shit.
Shall I already box a male? It specifies that it's a male. It's all male.
Earthen? Oh, whoops. Earthen lash out!
Oh shit.
Dude that earthen spell is amazing.
God damn.
Those are cost a lot of mono.
come back over time yeah easy top left you can also the alchemy system is
really good in this you just make your own type of potions speaking up I should
use a stamina potion
potion effect
Why didn't I make any Mona potions when I was in the alchemy?
I really thought this difficulty would be like Omega CBT, but it really isn't.
of
the
of
world? Yeah, you have like, open instances.
There's a segmented world. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
No mana!
I have played Dragon Age Origins many, many years ago, but I've never finished it.
Thoughts on thoughts so far? Well, thoughts are pretty important.
Yep.
You're up earth magic. Oh, yeah
Remove all this fucking fire magic shit cuz I don't use it plus three skill points put into earth and magic
Yeah
Nice.
False and Obsession?
The movie?
That movie was fucking sick.
Oh, this means you can actually, you can actually make your own, like, poison potions
And then use the throw potion ability. That's cool.
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Barbaros.
Oh, I didn't flex bleeding.
Is this Lidl or more like a reputable store-owned brand?
You know Lidl is legit though, right?
I like this sword though, I have to work hard for this one.
Oh
Minus one
We're in death
You took your lethal sneakers to your last doctor's appointment and he said I was morbidly
a beast.
Game nothing.
You were morbidly a beast.
Nice.
You have a stab at a bar, you can also roll, Zythe.
I'll be a little bit scuffed, but you can't roll.
Yeah.
Why do they kill me when...
when I kill them?
Poison trap, ahhh!
Alright, I learned poison trap. Abilities, traps, boysen trap, ooooh, very cool.
Very cool.
And this is a shortcut, I imagine.
Oh, okay.
Oh, unlock lift.
There we go.
Okay, neat.
Oh, blue chaos, like 86.
Yeah, I wonder if you can fish in this game.
Yo, I'm Ujjilis.
Uh, hello, I'm Chad.
It's got the two remake already.
Yeah, no, this is Witcher 4.
Well, I'm going down here and I bring back the arches to you know, I mean he will come
back but not anytime soon.
this way. You missed the randomize and permanent? Oh yeah, there's definitely gonna be more.
No doubt about that.
Oh shit, what are you?
Oh you're dead.
Because that poison trap just nuked the shit out of him.
I'm dead.
No, I'm fucking poisoned.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Earth and Shatter!
Yeah, I think I walked into my own poison trap.
Unlucky.
No! What is this enemy?
The enemy's with me, I gotta ask.
the egg explodes and you take damage and then they spawn and then if you hit
them they also explode and you take damage and then you're dead and there's
nothing you can do and it's over
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Died from a no-moaning at it, no?
I
So easy they spilled those boys and traps dude I found them
Do you have an infinite arrows? I think you do. Ride up the gnome. Wait, he changes
the moaning anymore. Die, you little shit.
Damn.
My man is naming skills like he's part of the weeb clan, but his dementia's so same
skills get differently named every usage level.
I'm just trying to increase their coolness.
All right.
Oh, a trap book.
All right, fair enough.
Like, Earth and Shatter?
That's a cool name.
straightforward, everyone would understand it.
Well, I guess I came here for that.
I want to go back to the mine and see what I get. Oh yeah, you can quick travel.
When I get the next quick travel, I'm teleporting to the mine.
Zoom.
I'm out of here.
This game even needs as far as their armor and weapon crafting. There is weapon crafting.
I'm not sure I ever ran into armor crafting though.
And it does have a neat alchemy crafting like potion crafting system
I'm just wondering is there fishing
No, you're dange
why is this oh ow what the fuck I want to get a riposte with this stop snatch
your heavy did I swear there is like no Perry frames or I'm just ball
I
Where is the Perry frame?
I feel like I get Perry's just completely randomly. I don't know
I
Can soup I can't go over here
What oh shit
That looked painful
Okay
What's up Fio?
On fucking lucky
I mean, I could just poison trap everyone to death it's OP
I
Where is the Perry?
Okay, it must be very late
That was not a Perry, okay, I
Can't move I can't even see
That was not a parry? That's crazy!
Eh?
Fuck, wrong button!
I've been trying to figure out the parry since like the beginning of the game, and I just, I don't know where it is.
The game has a parry, I've already done it, even with a great sword I've done it.
I'm just trying to figure out where the frames are.
Like, I cannot do later than that, and if I do too early...
Let me see. You can read info.
uhhhh
Guarding? Guarding immediately before an attack lands will trigger a perfect guard. Perfect guards cause no stamina.
Perfect guarding certain attacks will parry them away.
Certain attacks.
Hmm?
This game has no AI in it for 20, supposedly.
No, you can with Gratured, I did do a parry with it.
Yep, but I was smart.
Six trash here.
Stop you in the face!
Um, shut up. Maybe?
I died to my own poison, yeah, I did.
I want to see what's in it. Okay, if I die again, I'm officially washed.
Oh
I
Know I poisoned myself
Fuck!
Noooore!
Shut up!
That was a parry, but I fucked up the riposte.
Can you not riposte with a greatsword?
I mean, it was the perfect guard. Maybe you conked a riposte with a greatsword.
Maybe it doesn't work. You can definitely repose with shield and like sword, though.
Oh, there's an achievement for upgrading armor. Oh, well, then there is maybe armor crafting, yeah.
True.
I mean, if you can't repose with a great sword, what's even the points?
What is the point of playing great sword?
What's in here?
No.
great oh he's not wrong the question is can you backstab with a great sword
what
oh hello oh is this the main quest I think it is I mean playing this just
makes me more excited for a fashion steal it's gonna be so sick
Ribbon Fowlery? Yeah, this is the main quest. Alright, fuck it. Let's see what happens.
Yep.
Good. The fallery Aeternite mine was overrun with Aethsborn, and crawled their way out of
those wretched cryox tunnels after the war. The city watch had thus far failed to provide
any help, and I refuse to lose any further guards trying to reclaim it. Good help is
hard to find these days after all. The job for its reclamation was offered to a mercenary
company known as the Snatchers. But it would seem those bottom feeders have taken it upon
themselves to claim the mine for themselves. I know not what the current state of the mine
is, but they must not be allowed to continue plundering its spoils. Return the mine to
me and you will be rewarded well.
I
Sure I could do this maybe I guess yeah, I gotta we gotta see
Where are you little shitter
alteration
it's not a spell though it's just like a
like yeah like yeah one of these
alteration magics
wait was I blind?
he's not here
Where is he?
No, he's up here.
He must be up here.
I'm getting one guide.
You little fucker.
Die.
God, I hate gnomes.
all right let's see what's up I'd be a
balls for someone in this this game is
better than Elden Ring
True
Holy yellow paint
I have seven skill points I can't really use actually I can
Nice, this is good and armor maintenance very nice
Trap making I guess I already got that
I'm not sure what else to put on I get lunging thrust soon though. That's cool
Fuck you call me crack
I'm gonna
What was that
A mining helmet.
Oh, it's dank as fuck.
Nice.
I'm gonna see if I can backstab with a great sword.
Okay, let's see, can you backstab with a greater- I don't- it would be scuffed if you couldn't.
Oh, fuck.
Crats.
Forgive him!
Well, you still can!
Earthen!
Fall of the rock!
fall of rock
okay backstab
Oh
There's definitely a backstab
Shit these mines are pretty big
Oh, Earthen Shield! Dude, I am the Earthen Warrior!
An Earthen Bear of Rock harms enemies who dare to approach.
Damn, son.
Cool!
Man, if only this game had like, dismemberments.
That's what I do to a vassion steal, I have like brutal dismemberment.
Are you kidding me?
I was checking to see if that actually hit explosion it does.
Damn, this mine is humongous.
Give up while you still can!
F**k.
Gnome's!
My helmet? Yeah, some dank helmet.
What's the backstab with a great axe?
into I mean uh yeah slash into yeah what about a sledgehammer
Oh, it's the same.
Gervis Bane
Hey
Kick was stronger than the heavy yeah, the the great sort back that was kind of nice
So
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
uh
Suicidal difficulty by the way, yeah
yep
no
oh okay
Little shit. Oh shit. Am I gonna fight a giant spider here?
Zero takes nine two crowd like 73
I could go that way you can also go that way to get there I'm supposed to do that yeah
I suppose I need to deep in those mines
Or maybe I'm supposed to go this way
Oh, hi.
Hup!
Oh fuck. Okay.
Don't you know you're messing with the Earthen Warrior of Majesty?
Earthen Shatter!
No!
Elden Ring!
Nice!
Oh, that was one of the hunts!
Ah...
Oh, I can get the Lunging Thrust now. I have seven skill points. I don't know what to do with them.
Okay, so you can... Oh, you get plus 10 stamina with this also.
Nice.
Oh wow, okay.
Kind of like the impact of it.
Pretty good, pretty good.
Yeah, a stinger.
Yeah!
You can't see where they dug up the bugs.
I don't know if we're lighting later, are we?
I mean, I just, I don't think, apparently this might not be down, but...
Slab and and and let lepers
That's really cool three player games
Fly Knights
Space Marine 2. Space Marine 2 is a banger. Didn't they just have an update?
Oh hell divers I always wanted to play more hell divers man it's such a cinema game
Yeah, we could play the mound I think leppa was down for the mound I'm down to play more of it because I'm curious
About that game
You can't go down, but I'm going this way.
You go that way!
I go home!
This place is humongous.
Oh, there's a shortcut here
Go on then coward
damn right you need help I got soiled braces brace soiled the brace
I still would love to know if there's a repost for the great sword there isn't
I don't think there is.
There's no way there is.
Was there only once you played the Ailingame and let it sound like that? Yeah, I was, I was.
Bomb banana?
Bomb anoners?
I'm entertained by the game. If I wasn't I would just flush. I have another horror game I could play
But I'm entertained by I want to finish this mine part
I may not definitely be down to try more of the mound. I'm curious about that. Oh
It's a three-person co-op bomb diffusing game. Yeah, let's not play that
But the thing is the more I play this the more I look forward to to a fashion steal in November
You won't escape!
Well, that's... Oh, items can pick out.
Well, let's show off Fable when it releases.
Um...
When is Fable releasing? I don't remember.
Why November?
Um...
I just had this idea of playing it on GTA 6 releases.
Because all of Twitch is going to be playing it, but I'm not like a super big GTA fan.
So I will place scuffed RPG in the corner of Twitch instead.
What's your- Who wouldn't be friends after that bomb if he's a game?
February's 23rd, February.
Oh, it's in February, okay.
Early access 18.
Ah, shit.
Oh.
Oh, I mean, I'm leveling up a bunch, but I could really put these points to any use.
Well, actually, extra files, nice.
And proficiency.
Okay, very good.
I guess I could get throw potion, why not?
Anything else?
Earthen magic?
Yeah, magical conditioning, very nice, cool.
Trap making?
No.
Armor?
Anything?
great sword undiscovered skill level 4
let's crack some skull I can press the
wrong ass
Oh
Wrong button
This looks way better than that with Bastion Steel. That game was reeking of AI slope.
Did it use any AI or Bastion Steel?
Hey, you.
It was an easy way to check, I guess.
No, it's just mature topics.
Wait, AI says ToolzWear so prepare some of the imagery on the store page.
The game itself is AI-free, so the store page is using...
Oh yeah, this one, yeah.
Everything is jagged. It's called AI nowadays. Yeah. Yeah.
Krimson, come at all, mate.
This mine is humongous.
There has to be a boss fight at the end of this.
Alchemy efficiency mixing.
Okay.
Level 7 Alchemy now.
Uh, minus 20% potion cooldown time.
Damn!
That's huge.
Let's go.
This is old-fashioned human slope, A.I. could never.
True, true.
Bro, I'm trying to...
Thank you.
That doesn't even kill them!
Oh, I got a new armor skill.
Weight Bearer 3.
Increase maximum weight you can carry.
Yay, I think.
I have any new shit.
Oh
No
Where's the gnome above me
Are you in the lava?
No, it's gotta be above.
I gotta get up.
Oh, fuck.
What's up, this bitch?
Oh
Fucking
This area is so big out I think I mean I must be going the right way
Not only you can play radio not with Slot and Leppa for the lads game
We could also just play the mound. The mound is also a horror game, so...
Ooh, leather grip, great sword. Okay. Is it better than scurve as Bane?
No, it's not.
Close but no cigar
Yeah, mound was cool, and I think they they haven't optimized the game a bit like I'm totally down to play some of the mound
game was interesting
But I want to do this mine part first
I think it might be the end of chapter one then I feel like we've gotten a good taste of this and people who were
who were
On the fence about it I can make other mind
Yeah!
They're finished all three with the fishes?
Yes!
Yeah!
They're finished all three with the fishes?
Yes!
Ever played King of the Vomitler?
Yeah!
Back in the day when I flushed it.
Oh shit, what's up?
Gameheart, no I'm playing on the suicidal difficulty and it's...
The beginning was the hardest, like the first boss.
But I was just bad then because I wasn't used to the game.
I kind of like this difficulty. You do die pretty quickly, but you also deal fair damage.
Oh, Flaming Weapon! Oh my god, bro.
Then we can put some into Fire Magic. Magical Synergy, Magical Synergy, Magical Conditioning.
And then- Ooooooh. Where the hell is this gnome dude? Is he higher up?
He must be over there, on that balcony.
Oh
stop bleeding on me I'm not bleeding shit it's your own blood loser I'm so
fucking dead I wish I had that healing spell but it's 5,000 gold
in before you're just supposed to kill every single enemy in the mine
but it said rid it rid it of whatever dangers love live in
oh yeah maybe
Oh, here's a shortcut. Yeah. Nice. Now we're back here.
Because of the end, the God of Warlock is 70% off. Oh, yeah. Maybe I'll buy it and give
it a shot for a stream.
Baroni? Yeah, we haven't continued it since the first stream. We probably should.
I hate playing Paladin though. I wish I was gonna have been a warrior.
fire ethanol I guess it increased your fire damage or whatever
increase power fire magic abilities by 12%
is this TM Neo? that's a first? uh no
you finished silly polybeast last night it was really good yeah it's good you
I'm not sure what the play next I mean if you're in the mood for like a balls for our game
Rubinite was fucking great Rubinite was super good
It's a donor ring
Increase heat resistance
Unlike in the game it's pretty fun
it's pretty it was pretty alright I'm not having any of the tech issues that
steam people are posting about yeah good it was cool too but yeah I like
Like Riot said, it definitely gets repetitive though.
Have I played I'm your beast?
That's how I felt when we started playing came out and I was having more or less no issues, yeah.
Yeah, I haven't had any issues at all with this game.
Nothing.
Oh wait, this is not where I came from, is it?
Surely not.
No, this is a boss fight, yeah.
Yeah, this is a boss fight.
Okay, that's cool.
But what's up here?
Just a way back?
Yeah, okay, it takes me back up.
I can shoot the gnome now. I fucking see you little shit
Seems like a quiet zone out and play game for me. I like it is yeah
This game is really not overly complicated or anything. It's an RPG
You're going your loot stuff you do quests
It doesn't really stand out in any way, but it's not like it doesn't really have to
How do I have zero out of five skill books in this area? That's crazy
Okay.
Earth, wind, and fire!
I need my call!
Someone's knocking on your door chat.
Oh fuck ow
I can just block everything he does.
Now I'm getting greedy.
Fuck.
Yeah, blocking is just- like, I don't even take any chip damage.
Music is great.
Gets the job done, I guess.
If you stand on them, they take damage when you lift up the rocks.
And then you can just cancel it with a block.
Insanely OP.
You could just have bursted him down to death in the beginning.
I got a Molten Great Axe here.
It creates the power of fire magic abilities by 20%.
They really want you to do a two-handed mega axe fire warrior.
This item's effects will not stack and multiply or equip.
This Great Axe was quite literally pulled from the remains of a creature whose blood
once ran like liquid fire.
Oh, the molten woodmine is long dead. Traces of its immense power will linger within the weapon.
Oh, shit.
Can work a bit with it, you know?
You just go here, you go to dual grade sword, you press X, remove all of them, and then
you go to great axe, great hammer, get savage strike him, and I don't have anything else
sick.
Lunging cleave sounds cool.
There, I, I, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,
I returned to Lord Riddven Fowlery at his own right
I'm beginning to like this game. It's all right. It is
One of them semi-open world RPGs man fun to discover
Fun to run around maybe loot a cool weapon the only thing is though
There was five skill books in this area
I didn't find a single one and those are used to unlock skills
Which means I would just have to run around and scavenge this area
Which is
Because it's safe I go here to my skills, right?
It says undiscovered skill and
That could be in here for example. I have no idea but
Yeah
Yeah skill books are used to unlock skills. Yeah, and I just have
of
Is this the way out?
Kill them!
Just hand over your coin!
That's the best you can do!
Moves that kind of sucks for axe compared to sword.
I can't, I can't, and you can't, and we can't, and I'm fucking dead because...
You're gonna shake me! I don't know how, but you'll definitely shake me!
What do you mean? What?
I shoulda used a rock tag, yeah.
The thing is, the moveset is just so much better with the greatsword.
It sweeps.
Oh, there's something in my bow fire?
Oh, I'm just etching to kill something.
How about you kill my nuts in your mouth?
Ah, yeah!
There we go.
I got him.
You're dead.
Dead.
No, what the fuck you got?
Earthen Firewall.
Firewall.
I want that.
Yeah, there is just, yeah.
I'm out of here. Let's see if this finishes chapter one
Hey salad here is leppa here
Hey you your boy read if x34 dude energy as the killer makes up no
Salad you want to play the mound?
Are you busy I'd hope so I bought it oh yeah I'm down I want to play that game
more because it was interesting.
But a bonus
The molten worm living deep in the minus also dead you a molten worm
Alone yeah, I could block all this shit souls flaming name. Are you?
It's rare that I am taken by surprise
Even more so when it's good news
Yeah, extra for your trouble
You should return to South Bale Hamlet if you are in need of further work
Varyn is in desperate need of good help these days.
Okay, the moment Leppa shows up.
I'll just continue to see if I can finish chapter one in the meanwhile.
If you like these graphics that remind you of the PS1.
True, true.
All these warping textures.
Ah, shields, bleeding strikes, what's that?
It's RB and RT, at least your flurry of weapon blows the slice deep in flinting bleeding.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, I think Lefie's at the store is talking up on Yusipusi. Yeah, true. True.
Yeah, he did say he was saw-knowing first.
I mean we could start I guess set up the lobby and shit, you know
The fuck get it up there. Oh shit
You're no match against my out
Ow!
I couldn't block that!
RUN, NIGELDO!
Dude, this guy isn't...
No match for the Earthen Champion!
I'm a sauna, what do you want? Oh, we're just uh, yeah, they're just on me, but we're down for the mound whenever
Wait, so I need to go back to South Mail Hamlet
You thought like a milkmaid
Let the Finnish man enjoy his sauna, slad.
I will hit one more lilly.
What the fuck is lilly?
Oh, it's a beer in it.
Man, no, I also want one!
and the rest of his snatchers are good for nothing crooks. I'll have each one of their
heads before the turn's done.
What's gotten you all riled up, Lars?
The snatchers have betrayed us. We were set upon as we left the city. Most of the fools
that barred our path are dead. Nonetheless, Carvan escaped us, and now has the snatchers
was guarding the city gates. Ah, then you want us to make them good and dead? We have
no way of knowing the depth of the Snatcher's betrayal, but as we speak, peacekeepers carry
word to droskin ward of their actions. However, until the Keeper sends aid, we are alone,
and so I offer payment for all support in reaching the Coliseum. Fifty coins for each
snatcher you kill 250 for any of the captains and a thousand to whomever
brings me that traitorous Kerr Dirk's head hey you these bounties coming from
your own coin purse then oh I see more than okay thank you Rhaegis is dead then I
will ensure that your boundaries are paid that is until the arrival of another
judge if not well then you know as well as I asked in that Rhaegis will pay your
levies in full have we not been more than generous with coin until now I and
we'll be more than happy to break a few snut your skulls loss I've been looking
for an excuse to keep some looking just guaranteeing we get what's on his own
draw Lynn and I intend to leave for the city shortly I suggest you begin
preparations if you wish to join us there there shan't be many of the crats
will left after I'm through with them. You heard the lady. Plenty of bounties out there to be claimed.
And most of them will be mine.
Oh, there's chapter one. Hey, cool.
The main gates? I think this is the giant city now. Hold up, I want to see it.
Is it here? Because that's the mountain path. Enter the main gates and self
avail okay I can sit down again no it's not dog it's so I sit and stand up
hold up I think this is the giant city I'm just gonna run there I mean we're
still waiting for that but it was yeah there it is I see it
yeah I'm shell man no it's for the hemstring I should stand up like 20
minutes sit down one hour stand up 20 minutes just it'll sit down too much on
it I need to heal it man
I
Fuck these guys are these guys are evil
This is lingering injury Seattle fucking tendons. Oh my god, it's so annoying
It is so annoying.
Valheim, September 9th. Ah, haven't planned for that, no.
lads are happening yeah I'm gonna switch to the mound it's a new horror co-op I
mean I had a corpa with it a while ago it was interesting I want to play more
so we're gonna we're gonna try it now kill you myself
I wish I hadn't stretched it more. Yeah, I overstretched my hamstring. That's one of
the reasons I have a problem with it. I got addicted to touching my toes. Like you know
So when you stand up and you touch your toes, chat.
And that fucked up my hamstring.
Oh
You still
Just don't overdo it, Talon. Fire!
No. Sometimes I just get these like, oh no, I really want to learn this. And then I got
really good at it, but that along with the running and then sitting down a lot, just
is the ultimate recipe for head-straig-tended-opathy.
Had I known that, I never would have done it.
Ooh.
I'm going in.
So this is the main city.
Oh yeah, I should probably do that then, yeah.
So the main city is actually evil, right?
Fuck it, I'm firing up the mound.
I'm firing up the mound.
There it is.
I hope a lot of people can make up their mind about this game.
Oh yeah.
How's the reviews for Ashen Steel now?
Ooh, it's going so well baby, let's go.
Yeah, I have a NMRTV of my cervical discurgitation.
Fuck you now.
Hey, you.
Hey you!
Ish!
Ish!
Ish!
Ish!
Did I uninstall them out?
I don't think I did.
Please tell me I didn't.
Am I blind?
Aw for fuck's sake, I did.
Could be transferred locally?
I guess me guys uninstall.
Whatever I've Swedish internet takes is so quick.
quick so let's see five minutes good cuz I need to install it so I think the
mound is sitting on mixed right but they did just have a big patch I believe
fixing performance and shit 69 so it's almost on mostly positive I think 70
percent is mostly positive that's good it's going up then post large topics
balancing cross friend right yeah this game was fucking weird man I'm really
curious so many weird mechanics and doppelgangers and shit the recent patch
did not help with PS on Intel GPUs real hmm let's do some of the mound man oh
yeah I want to read some reviews on the game I just played for second realms
I'm not sure.
DLS's performance
Forsaken realms Byron's call I
Played it for four hours
It's sitting on
Mostly negative
35% I
In my humble opinion don't think it deserves that but let's see what it says
Um, game has too many issues to release, anytime you look at the ground on mouse and keyboard it slows down your mouse movement almost by half.
The dog show is more of a spin in the air. That's true, the dog show sucks.
If you try to jump next to something you've calmed, if you move the mouse around too much, because it gets slow, the game drops massive frames.
All weapons use the same base attacks, there's no variety between using a one-handed axe or a one-handed sword.
Same with two-handed weapons, you can stun walk enemies by just attacking them.
Yeah, there's some points there for sure, but I didn't bother me though
Combat feels good swap it with the sea blouse. Yep
Unfortunately the more I played the more the cracks started to show you haven't even played an hour though
I
Don't think it deserves mostly negative, but it was all right. It's just like a fucking RPG
I don't know man. It feels like an old-school RPG man. I really don't think it deserves this
How is the Bastion Steel doing? It's climbing up. They just had like a very good um, they
just had a very good patch. It seems like, it's like two worlds legendary quality. Yeah,
True, true, true.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Man, you get some sick armor later.
Some of those are also people expecting a double
or triple A quality from a game that's made
with seven developers.
Yeah, maybe.
I had literally no expectations for this game, nothing. Nothing.
And I was entertained for these four hours.
Doodoo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Doodoo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Did it Valheim have like four deaths? Yep. And that game still isn't out by the way.
It is coming out, but yeah. What was the LSM person of a fashion steal originally? Was
a total jank or what? I loved it. I thought a fashion steal was great. That's why I haven't
continued it because it had so many bugs where your quest wouldn't work or your fucking
quest items would de-spawn
So I was like I'm gonna wait and let it cook and now they actually have cooked quite a bit
I'll play this for outward yet. I don't know. Salah wanted to play it, but there's so many
games now man, I think.
How was RPG that I flushed or? That's alright, I'm not going to continue with though.
Because in two days, well actually one day,
Um, Mistfall Hunters out along with Machine Party.
Oh, oh, oh, did they fix the voice chat in this?
You've been playing this with a voice and it's honestly great.
Yeah, so we're doing now playing with the voice here.
Oh, choose camera style.
Well, probably normal.
Yeah. This is new.
This wasn't in before.
I don't remember.
describe game yeah I can let me just get in I'm just gonna put a timer for when
I need to stand up again
yo I'm alone so I'm alone so
This game is a co-op, horror, survival kind of thing.
Basically you have maps here, oh now I get to see what this looks like, because Mika
was the host last time.
So you choose a, uh, mission here and you have to bring at least nine...
The elephant was a joke in my game.
I was like, what the fuck is there again? Oh man. Jesus Christ.
Wait, does the voice actually work in this game now?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Hey, little brother.
Okay, you come here, you fucking...
The space bar.
It seems like they fixed the voice, that's tight.
Wait, I'm trying to do a...
Was there a push to talk in this game?
There is.
Yes there is.
No, it's friends only. I made it friends only.
so yeah
no it's friends only
and for it
friends only
it hello
hello
hello
hello
wait
can you hear me now
i can hear you now
can you hear me now
hello
okay
tea
uh...
is it
oh i made it
i made it friends only
but it's pushed to talk
you guys in the
yes
Wait a minute, how did you- how did you join it if I'm invisible on Steamfronts?
Because we can see you in the list.
In the list, yeah.
That's what I was saying, man.
Oh fuck.
Salad has my hairline, that's cool.
Ha ha ha ha, what, non-existent?
You have Salad's hairline.
Ha ha ha ha.
What do you mean?
Okay, I was gonna explain the game. So you choose an objective here, a map, a contract,
And then you got to bring back this and this game has some really weird creepy mechanics
I mean what could do out of the world
Yeah, it's the one where they hallucinate and stuff everyone sees different shit
I'm not gonna figure out how to play the game.
I'm gonna go full preacher on this.
Shaggs, it's 46.
Is it Cthulhu Extraction Hurray?
Yeah, kinda, yeah.
Where are we getting to?
Okay, I'm turning on open mic again.
Because I think when like doppelgangers spawn,
they can use your voice and stuff.
Oh, cool.
When you're talking game.
How do you play again?
There's no dodge
No, there's like a block hold up. Let me start let me sign a contract like an easy one
Right, we only have basic ones
I have
Am I the tallest here?
No, it's me.
You guys are so tiny, or am I not...
I'm not standing.
I'm behind you.
But bear yourself.
No sword? What is this?
Helmet.
Huh?
Oh, shit.
Uh...
Oh, do you take these?
Somebody grab the helmet.
And...
I-I grabbed the helmet. Do I have it on me?
Oh, machete.
Yeah, you do.
Nice.
Just hiding that bolt, it's not real nice.
Hmm
I don't remember how you blocked him this all
I will take the lucerne
You can also like upgrade or trade your weapon if you have money here on the animal
Oh, I could upgrade this machete. I have a 20
Yeah, yeah, this is shared all of this is shared so if anyone okay, so there's one breastplate on one helmet left
Then yeah, oh, yeah, someone put a helmet on me because I have one
I got a feeling I figured out who's sus That's a good question, say them wrong
Oh, yeah, that's really good. Yeah
So you do have like me up there. Oh, yeah, here you can buy stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh
My god, what is that?
You call the cart G and up. Oh, yeah, right? Oh
We need to have an expedition leader. Yeah, it's me. It's me is my leader
I mean, I've started an expedition.
Where is the start?
Oh, I get to choose map now.
I have to choose map.
High chance of rain.
Repent?
Repent? Who's C?
A little survivor, I've seen.
What if we, I don't know,
it's gonna be like,
repent my sin, let me sit down, just, you know.
Fuck it, that sounds good.
Oh, I want to flagellate.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you flagellate.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do it.
I need- hold up.
I'm chicken, I got a block.
Oh wait, there is no block.
Yeah, I'm not even gonna get pooped up in this song, thank you.
We're so bad.
Okay, so we have-
Okay, so, listen here, Salad.
This is our wagon.
Okay.
Here's the I will explain I know this this is our wagon this is so basically we have to fill a quota if you hold tab
You can see it in the bottom left
Okay, you can see how much money we have on us there too, right?
So
This wagon will follow us and you have to drop treasure in it
Here's the thing if you make too much noise, especially with your gun
You're gonna anger the old gods and they're gonna fuck with your vision everyone
It was and if everyone can start hallucinating
I don't know I forgot to mention it
Yeah, when she hits the fan you use it. Yeah
Yeah
even very space is possible because we want to
LOOTA!
Yeah.
So now, so now, um, I forgot what I was saying.
Brilliant.
Yeah.
We just gotta look for tr- oh yeah, I forgot to say, if we don't stick together, you can
become like lonely and your sanity drains faster.
Oh, this is like a...
This is like a...
IRL lands like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is lost in the forest.
We gotta go find him.
Oh yeah, there was a lost survivor here.
It's set on the map.
There's a lot of chests here.
Oh, you found a chest?
Yeah, you have to kick it here.
Yeah, do it.
Ah!
That's a vandalier for you.
Nice.
eight were eight loads now why is everything so fucking red it's not for
me it's all red for me it's like reigning blood yeah it's chill for me
man I'm not failure yo okay we can also hunt you see there's a deer in front of
us you don't have a bow do you no just to go on but just watch this alright you
hear me hello I hear you yep good kid
don't shoot it but it's right there you don't shoot the hunt bro you shoot when
shit hits the fan yeah now it's yeah but we'll find more we'll find more all
right I had a headshot line go go go what
So my common sense is tinging.
Your common sense?
Yes, that's not true. That couldn't be.
Dude, my character is going 8...
What is this? Oh my...
What did you do?
Oh, you got lashed out by a branch?
Did you find anything at the shrine?
What the hell was that?
There's nothing there. It just spanked me.
yeah you can actually like break branches to make noise and be anger the
forest yeah I'm sure they're happy yeah there's a bunch of blue things over
they like come wait what is it oh chess the chess he comes he comes that's good
good shit metal idle good shit good shit I like that they fixed the voice in
this game is us cuffed anymore yeah and it's raining blood and it's not
I think you're going crazy mom. Yeah
Oh, I hasn't been freaking over though. I don't like that. It's fine. We keep moving the thing is we're on a timer also before the forest gets angry
So we got a hurry
It's a shrine. Oh
It's a pagan shrine guys
Be gone
Oh my god, what I'm puking
I
Don't know why I haven't done anything
That shit is the bomb
Can't you so salad look at this look at this there's a branch here
You could send it be demon you can send it be demon. Oh, yeah, kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it
No, don't shoot out
Wait, which one is not you can you shake your mouth, I don't know who's
Behind you salad behind you
Wait who are you this is fake you okay
Okay, do we have any fire we need to burn it
Yeah, we need to move. We need to get a move on.
AHHHHHH!
I can't do anything with this thing if I don't want to shoot him.
Wait!
This is a survivor- the survivor!
Oh!
We can- I think we can bring him back to the ship.
Oh, wait!
Oh, I thought- oh!
Well, dude, Shirley's not dead.
It's salad!
Salad's dead.
I'm not dead.
Wait, no, salad's there.
He's puking.
Wait, I'm- I'm puking.
Oh, okay, so something's happening. Everyone is a ghost on my screen. Yeah, that can happen
Yeah, we gotta get a move on a record. Come on. We need more treasure
Everyone flowers everyone's puked up again. Yeah, we gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go come on
Is that you that's you wait what I can't see anything. No, but yeah, this is you
Yeah, yeah, we will come back when you if you hang around with us a bit. Ah
Something just your armor. Yeah. Oh my god another whoa, it's got a fucking
Why is salad talking from behind the
Up here there's treasure. I'm gonna need more mushrooms. What back to happen?
wait I think I remember how to get to this part there's a guy there though we
need rations do they heal you they heal you like fully pretty much they're very
good oh four hours left before is this
Restless guy get it left off nice shit
Yeah, I'd cover me I got the deer
My title is change rag is just refresh this game is called the mall muskets here. No
Okay, I see nothing
I'm keeping balls. Yeah, I think so
So the way you can see where the wagon is follow the salt on the ground you get right into salad stream
What why there was no salt today you didn't need to blow the whore now you pissed off the forest
I'll have you know there was no salt today. I'm on an eight hour run. Oh
Yeah, you are. Oh, you didn't lose it. Nice. I
I never lose my runes.
Okay, I found some bolts for a crossbow we don't have.
That's fine.
We need the treasure quickly.
So the food and stuff that we put in is also worth.
We get money for it.
So it's good to just put in stuff.
Nice!
Nice, good shit.
What do you got?
Food ration is really good.
No, it's good shit though, it's good.
Did they sell his wallet?
Yeah, you'll see at the end when we get back, if we make it back at us.
Like it shows what everything's worth.
I'll show you a logbook from the port.
Hey, you!
There's a bullet.
That is a weird ass looking bird.
Wait, that is a weird bird.
Where's it looking at me?
I don't know, I've never seen this.
I hear music wait I've actually never seen this what the fuck yeah probably
Maybe
You guys also see this
Yep
You can't because of the rain yeah, yeah, it's true
Are you fucking my ass? Oh my god. No, I'm not fucking your ass.
Yo, we need to continue forward if we're gonna get this book. Let's go!
You can backstab in this game, by the way. Let me take aggro.
These are why I walked through the valley of the son of a-
Oh, you can't, Sally, because you have no weapon.
Oh!
See, why can't I take his lantern? This is bullshit.
I'll take aggro with backstab him lippa or salad or you take aggro and I can backstab
with my machete.
I miss.
I miss.
I'm shit.
I'm shit.
I'm shit.
There we go.
Shit.
Nice.
Oh!
Oh, it's not like you cannot have anything other than a gun.
No!
Because you said I needed an infant, right?
You can have something to defend yourself with, for God's sake.
I do, a gun!
Hahaha, but it can't use.
I flint-blocked with one shot.
Hey, what are you, Jack Sparrow?
Haha, oh, we're good.
Jack, over here.
What?
It was a cave.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God, it's going apeshit again now.
How did you get up?
I'm a dork.
What?
You gotta follow these bodies, Theo.
Oh, nice finds.
How can I say I'm an explorer?
You can't see anything at all like, Bull.
I can't see shit either.
Yeah, I forgot.
But I'm good now, I can see.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, nice.
That goddamn bird.
What is that?
Charges case?
I've never seen that.
Oh, we also have a shrine here.
Metal idol, yes.
That's worth 300 plus.
easy game w fun
the charges are for me also are you want to like sir
oh it was nice want to join i think so yeah
hell yeah oh shit lads
new yeah lot stuff i moved treasure to the wagon no how is
that my that's my weapon
Gunpowder charge the firearms. Gunpowder charge the firearms. Oh, it's the same thing. It's just it was like a bigger case of it
I guess so we do have a main mission to find the logbook. I don't think we're gonna make it there though
You think?
Yeah, we got to find the correct path, no
Oh shit really next time we need to bring a torch so we can burn the
If you go to the left solid, there's something on the right. So it's right here, too
Oh, yeah, I got a metal idol here good
I got a deer
How do we get across yeah, that's the problem. It's hard to get to the forts sometimes
There is a log you can play. Is the bridge?
Yeah, you can walk over the the fallen tree
Over here on me
Maybe I can lower I mean that doesn't do anything though. We don't get any further
Yo, come on, it's over here!
Yo!
Over here, follow my voice!
I found the path!
Nice.
Why do they have red eyes?
Something to-
Can you backstab him?
With your halvetch?
Halvetch?
It's a Lucerne.
Uh, is a tree moving?
Mimic tree?
Oh, are you seeing the running around tree?
Yeah, it was a mimic tree.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, we got it- oh, I think that- it's- the fort's over here.
Yeah, so what does this, uh, what does the crucifix do?
They fear it.
Yeah, they fear it.
He's gonna snitch!
Yeah, I'm getting him.
Snitch.
Get the snitch!
Got him.
Next time we have to buy a torch.
Sure, I just like pointed.
Uh, there's a torch.
I'm puking.
I'm gonna get them and they get scared, basically.
There's a torch in the wagon.
Oh, is there?
Oh.
I'm grabbing it.
I'm grabbing it.
Where's the- oh, the wagon isn't here.
Don't got to do it now, I guess nice I killed another deer
Yeah
Send defeat what up? Oh
We're gonna make this go we could but yeah, yeah, we might have enough
We might have enough maybe
Throw? Uhhh...I don't know. I don't know. Oh, is it C? There's a cave here. There might be more treasure.
There's a chest here and there's a film that's a decayed map that's gone here.
Dude I think we cannot let our greed take over.
Find your party tonight.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
300 plus.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I found a big idol yeah we should leave before the before they get pissed we got
the quota we got it okay yeah yeah this will give us a shitload of money
all right nice so when you go back you just talk to him and then you hold e
to go back now he know we just follow him and we protect it
go go go
what this thing is it is not right what
nothing was bought what is
Are you seeing from the east side? It's like a zombie cow.
Yeah, he's like...
Bull.
Can we go here?
Now we follow this so he doesn't get mauled.
Okay.
So I can't use my gun at all while it's raining, right?
No.
Check if we can go.
Well, I can beat someone over there.
Oh, okay.
What the hell is here?
Try it here.
Okay, but...
I don't know if we have time, dude.
Shit get to the bridge. Oh
I'm burning him I
Think
Wait, where's leppa
We can't oh fuck he's coming with a deer
here are you okay yeah you're good you're fine what is going on over there
Salad!
How?
I'm here, I'm coming.
Good guy.
There's more of them, there's like three more here.
Like, I can't stop the car.
No, no, just keep going.
Good guy.
I don't know where, oh, that was behind me.
That was right behind me, yeah.
My sound effects broke.
Oh fuck.
I'm just backstabbing the shit out of everything.
Okay, let's keep going.
I got the deer.
Just keep going.
Oh, the forest is away.
Oh the forest is a way
Behind me cover behind you I can't shoot
God
Okay, I got the deer
Yeah, I mean I could have also chosen a not rainy man
It did say on the map screen that there was rain on this map
But I forgot you can't and you just forgot yeah, I forgot I forgot about the
It's a classic you came on going outside. Oh, it's raining
Yeah, we get a survivor now I never seen that
It's not raining now
Now you can shoot him, man.
What's going on with the audio?
Oh my god, my god!
Oh fuck. Use your gun!
Oh fuck, behind us!
Why do I have a- why is my gun a stick?
Oh-
What the fuck?
Yo, leave him be.
I thought you were a zombie, man.
Where is he?
I'm dead.
No, you're not.
We're silent
That's good you can resume if you get him to the wagon, but we should win anyways
Nice.
Bagoon?
Yeah.
Ow!
Fuck!
This is shit.
It's fine, it's fine.
Don't...
It's fine, don't call the wagon.
Just move.
Move to the exit.
Fuck!
Okay!
Fuck your salts, man!
Come on!
Oh my god.
Good. Good. Good.
I'm alive.
Good. Good. Help!
Dude, I had a rifle, but it turned into a fucking stick.
Look! Do you see this?
Oh, is it?
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god, I made it.
Ooh.
I see that. I know you're on about seeing it.
Dude, fucking Luffa just beat me up with his saw.
Are you ready to return?
Oh, we've on.
Let us go.
Damn, that was sick.
I hate the sand now.
We got a shitload of loot, that dude.
Oh, it was always a stick.
Oh.
Cool stick, man.
I found it in a long chest.
There.
Bro thought he had something.
Yeah.
You fooled.
The following words, written by the captain.
Yeah, that was sick.
We actually did really well.
Yeah, even with cosmetic like salad couldn't use any Melly
Yeah
No, but you did find a lot of treasure though, that's true. I did pull my way. Look. I've never seen it. Are you seeing this cutscene?
Yes
Yeah, we found him and on that map. So I wonder what that does
Yeah, let's see now. I love this part. Yes treasure
Love being judged. Yeah
That fool did they bring.
They hunted a good amount of game.
Yeah, it's not bad.
What's a blind game?
Nice.
Good game.
They've got a great many things.
Oh man, we are smashing this goal.
What do you reckon these things are?
An impressive hole.
Yeah!
Oh, we're gonna hit the next tier!
Oh, so close!
I
Ranked up I got an extra inventory slot. That's huge. I
Lorax I
Want to find that guy that we just
Like an upgrade weapon. Oh here he is
And he does grade nothing
Oh, you can play this one use this post I still don't know what it does that's
bullshit dude I found a mid map you're a mid mom it's a mid difficulty the
previous one was basic do you just peculiarly I could find like a thing
that like searches for treasure for our troubles let's see now okay I picked one
it do we have the is the sword here no do I not get like to keep my oh god it's
all about guns now I guess no there is a spear here a spear
No, it's okay. Is that as long as you don't take the main? Yes. I think so or
Little orex melee
I'll take the melee yeah, I'm gonna
We got a shitload of chargers. I have upgraded machete
There we go
any helmet needers yo salad yeah under you right here so can you remind me a
lot what does the what do the salts do the ammonia oh yeah so yes exactly we
have to use them quick otherwise you have to bring it the body to the wagon
right that's what I did yeah I'm ready to turn locks it down to 1% yeah I
I just looked also
I have a flintlock musket did you upgrade it I upgraded my machinist nice I can't I can't upgrade anything
Wait, there is a loose hair in it now. Oh, yeah
Hello
What up, oh yeah, dude salad you do have melee weapons here knives you can backstop with these
I've just I've just yeah, I saw them like before I didn't you think about
No
Do is there a torch here we need a torch I'm gonna buy one
Right no, no, it's very easy. It's very easy
dead weight it's it's it's very easy
it's not like solid
oh god I don't want to be farted in lads anymore
this is the welcoming ritual
I got em lads
oh my god
Are you press space to punch space?
Yeah, we're making like a proper like crunchy knife and we pinch you
Yeah, right
So the way this works right is it's a quota
We have a yes exact
So yes, we're gonna have like a wagon following us and you have to load in treasure and food in it
And it has different worth
Now this game will make you hallucinate shit that we don't see everyone gets like different shit sometimes
It's really weird. You'll just see get so yes, we play and you'll see
I'm choosing a map
Don't choose a rainy one this time. Yeah. Oh, yeah
man everything is I've got a knife on British
this toggle what the hell oh yeah it is about the forest yeah he changed it I
wonder no are try this no are so also larks out if you make too much noise you
anger the forest and it gets angry no it's true no no you can yeah you just
can't shoot your fucking guns and shit unless shit hits the fan so you can
yeah it's all good all right it's all good okay you're saying he hates you
a lot so. No! I nearly got hit by tornado today. What? Yeah. Wait, in real life? Yeah,
I was playing Full Runners, which is like the tornado friend stop game. And all of a sudden
my phone has like the tornado alarm and me and this had to go to the basement. Fuck it,
What's the same? Oh, yeah, Lark said yeah, you see the chest down there
So we have a quota we got a fill if you press tab you can see it in the bottom left
You also see how much money we have on us
You can just put it man. I think they're worth stuff. I don't know
Isn't this a book? Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, we're supposed to read it nerd. Yeah
What are you doing? Oh, I should have put it in but it wouldn't go in
you guys were fine larksa I hope yeah okay a scary first tornado I'm gonna
frog look oh yeah larksa there is backstabs in this game okay sorry yeah
Yeah, fuck you too, Arcstar. Great to have you here.
Oh, this is how we say hi in Belgium.
Oh, yeah.
Are you a stab people?
Yeah.
What the fuck does Luke look like?
He looks like chests and diagonals and stuff.
Yeah, there's like shrines. There's like shrines and stuff.
Well, would you like some notes?
Yeah, okay.
Here you go.
Also, Arcstar, you can backstab enemies by just left clicking behind them.
Yes, like a proper backstab, but you should backstab yeah, you should you should you should backstab. Yes
It's like insta kill me. Yeah, so if anyone has aggro just backstab
Chicken chicken. I was here chicken
Nothing here. Oh, you broke a branch. No, he's not the branch. It's over. I didn't
We need to lower this bridge now we go through here we go through here
Okay, let's go then.
Easy game.
Is Larx out here?
Where is she?
I have my Lucerne.
Uh, should we put something in the car?
Helmet here.
Larx!
Anyone?
We have firewood.
Yeah!
Do I have a helmet?
Yeah, you do.
You do.
I'll put them in the car.
Under your health bar.
Oh, I can fix the bridge here.
There's a helmet for you here.
Or you can get...
or you can have a movie like this bird in the forest yeah thank you it was a
take-off to give you a little visual city Dominican flame large that's
3377 yeah I'm trying that's why I'm running away second thing oh I see
things I'm seeing things I'm seeing things thanks for any way scars I'm seeing
things that's not that's not oh fuck we got the bird I don't know what this
fucking bird does but I'm gonna shoot it then wait that actually worked nice I
did yeah I just think it would have worked last time if it wasn't braiding
yeah that's true do you have to reload your gun yeah I have to reload every
shell this what happens enemies there's an enemy over here I'll take
aggro and you backstab wait okay never mind there's another enemy here
lark's I'll take aggro you backstab I have aggro you need to be closer up his
ass like this yeah yeah yeah see oh yeah I gotta burn him I gotta burn him
yes yeah but like I like you really yeah I don't know I can't catch it salad's
running like his shittest pens do you see that
I mean it is me
hahahaha
oh a goat!
I've got a torch!
it's not a, it's not a goat
can you not fucking hear me?
what do you say? I have a torch
I do
yeah I can't get this deer it's just not happening
I think it's falling
It got up and spit me on my ass, yeah.
I just saw fake larks up.
Oh, muncha.
Fake larks up?
Yeah.
Two larks.
Two larks.
Two larks.
How can you be so sure that one was the fake one?
Because it teleported away.
Maybe I should shoot this one.
What?
Yo, that's not a scope, you're a fucking bum.
and structure maxing we need more treasure man we haven't found a lot yeah
I found one also oh frog frogs that's good let's fill them
ice and mushroom spanking the woods oh it might be something something here
I'm throwing up you are
No, I would have enhanced my strength another frog. I don't care about frogs. I
Care about treasure
Result, please tell me there's treasure. No
Arrows
What did you do?
Oh, did you get?
Oh, there's a shrine, though.
Did you get up?
Oh, up here?
Yeah, well, we're gonna get there.
I think you gotta go around.
Yeah, let's stop.
Stand around there so I can see where you are.
I'll stand.
Sure.
Did it get darker all of a sudden?
Yeah, I did.
It is
It's here. It's here
Do this map is long as hell
I got I got something long as hell for you a lot. Oh
It's very pretty
Four hours left
Oh, oh, yeah.
Good kill, good kill.
Thank you!
Salad!
Salad.
That was exactly behind you guys.
Oh, yeah.
Salad.
Yep.
Nice.
I had a bandage on him.
Oh, nice.
Project Zomboid.
Wait, who's that up there?
It's me.
I'm not gonna give anal princesses a stop. Thank you
That's all you guys I got a
My bad, but can I drop this for you guys?
Oh
Please tell me there's treasure here. We need treasure. Oh shit. That's creepy. Yes
Guys I found I found a really creepy cave
Behind you behind you
I got him it's fine
Wait, oh shit you're all good and it said no
It said what?
They said no the frog said no
Well, I picked it up there was a sub title below it that said no
Yeah, over here look at this look at this. It's really creepy value. What did love to go wait wait?
Wait, that was a D off here. Look at this look at this. There's a really creepy cave here
Where's Leppa?
Oh, there's a cave.
Alright, dude, Leppa just walks off.
He doesn't sleep on snakes.
To be honest, I think this was me that walked off.
I got excited for the cave.
Oh, Idle. Idle here.
They grouped together. He's the problem.
Oh, nice.
Maybe something down here also.
Or is this where I was before?
Oh, he's reward for have you been up here?
There's another idol here sights we can say another idol I got two on me now
Oh shit behind us
No, let's not left up
Oh
Yeah, but it's fake what can't I hit him
That's a thing no, let by is we know where let by is now let's go I
Gotta ditch these idols before I go insane
Yeah, I think some of them do apparently
Oh, oh, okay, watch how I line them.
Oh, I think I'm gonna lie and give them some real fun and form.
Okay, here we go.
Mommy, mommy.
No, I'm not.
Okay, we're almost at the quota, but we gotta get the local book though.
How can you be so sure this is me?
Because we killed you back there.
Oh, you did great.
Yeah.
I think I think my feeding is not...
Wait, this can only be opened from the other side, we gotta go around.
Oh, where?
Yeah, we gotta go around there.
You should check the cart, maybe there's a bandage?
We can go here.
Uh...
That forest is wild.
We gotta, we gotta keep going, we gotta keep going this way, I think.
Got any bandages?
Okay.
Okay, bandage?
It must be here.
I'll see if I can rush and open the door, I guess.
Okay, I'll call it.
Oh, wait, money here!
Yeah. Oh, breastplate here!
Let's go full conquistador on these bitches.
Let's go fire!
What is it?
Oh, another shrine.
Did we get around from here?
Oh my god, what is this?
Sometimes it's so hard to get to the ladder
Yeah, we can go down
Oh my god losing my shit
Dude I'm losing my shit it must be down here there right yeah here this way I
actually I'm not Merca oh my god why is everything going really red yeah same
I'm I'm trying to rush to that gate so we can get the log
Okay
Wait a minute if you come from there
I will fear no use for you, Arthur.
Wait, maybe this way?
I shouldn't be doing this.
Maybe it's this way.
I don't like this.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, I found more idols.
That is me it is me
Yeah, like the fucking pine nut fruit I can't someone has to do it if my inventory's full
Wait all of you guys look like zombies
You're back up into the cave wait that was fake wait who's you I don't know who's who
You're next. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Keep talking. Larx, I'm getting here. Get in here.
Okay.
Oh, Larx is getting handled.
I'm getting shined!
Ahhhh!
Hey, I got you!
I thought she was on my inventory.
Okay, I'll see you later.
Far away! Far away!
I think I'm about to bleed to death.
I'm not sure if he's real.
Why? Can't I hit the fucking thing?
Oh dude we have it we have destroyed the quota
but I I still I still can't
someone take something out so I can put the idol in
thank you dude we have destroyed the goal we should just go back
but we don't need it but we could get it
objective yeah but we don't know where we even are okay let's go there is this
you salad salad wait this is a fake enemy there's no one there dude oh really
wait is this solid I mean with a foot there's no one there either oh my god
This is too true. No, there's no one there.
Okay, I think we're fine. I'm down the hill. I'm getting killed. Okay. I'm I'm going. Oh, I'm gonna die
Get him larks up. Oh, he's dead
No
My torch is gone
We're not gonna get the objective it's so over
It's whispering to me
Yeah, it's the statue above.
Oh yeah.
I'm bleeding out something, Rossin.
Dude, we're so fucked, innit?
We can climb here!
Oh...
I'm losing my shit again.
I'm talking to wall incoming big boy
boy
I'm fine. I'm okay. The forest is pissed off now. Oh
Yeah, it is
Dude, we're not gonna get this
It's two gimmicks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. How do you know if your gun is loaded?
Uh, if you just mash the reload button, it won't reload up.
Yeah, we're fucked. Where's Leppa?
I say we go. We have too much treasure. We have so much treasure.
We're leaving. We are leaving. We're leaving.
Dude, we're kind of an expedition leader, are ya? We're not leaving.
We are leaving. I'm calling it. We have too much treasure
We okay, I have so where is she you got some of up here
What's up, Larca boy, where are you?
Well, well, she's not here
Yeah, you're ready to leave yet leppa
Okay, then we gotta move we can't just stand and use all our ammo we gotta move yeah, but
I believe pins are over here. Pin said here. Pin said it.
Let's move. Salad, up the ladder. Up the ladder.
Up the ladder. Come on. Follow the torch.
Wait, what the hell's locked? It's fucking...
I don't know. I think it ain't...
She's straight so go roofing
Holy fuck dude we got it
Nah I'm calling it I'm calling it
Oh shit you look like a monster now
Oh I think he's leaving
Oh yeah but you're access here access here
Left buff? Who are you? I don't even know which one
which I'm calling it leppa
where are you dude there's like a million enemies here
salad call it call the wagon like leave it I'm telling him to leave now
I can't even see salad
Oh
Solid
Fuck, it's gonna turn.
Oh, fuck.
We had so many coins!
I
Literally one HG I
Did we had so many coins
Clines we need to get the log book I
Think we the left her again. I think we have one more attempt on that map is the only mid map
I was the only person fighting like 10 of them. I don't know where you guys
Hp using my gun what a stupid
Only had my
See look what you've done. You upset lots of
What else is there?
So is only one weapon enough to pick up anything else?
Or you should have a melee weapon.
Well yeah, I have the melee.
Oh a lost survivor on this map.
Oh you want to swap?
No, don't let him have a spare.
I wasn't going to give it anyway.
Mr. Big Almond 1 HP, I can't play the game good.
Oh, you're fighting like 20 enemies and I'm on singular HP shooting them with my pistol.
What do you want from that?
Oh my god!
I guess you'll die!
You'll die!
You'll die for Christ!
We will fight to the end!
Oh my god!
Okay, now we got this!
I'm not trying to make a kind of commitment I want to set.
this kind of commitment I want to come on
treasure I'm gonna commit something in
this carry zone I'm running to the fort
and getting the book myself you're not
gonna make it you're not gonna make it
what's gonna stop me yeah okay you know
why you do that we fix treasure okay okay so then when he dies and he's like
why weren't you guys with me I think you just stashed it and you get like some
coins for it I guess
It doesn't even go in the actual box.
Oh, it doesn't?
No, no, no.
It goes on the actual thing itself, the top.
Right, too sweet this time.
Rappy, though.
Yeah, Leplie is rushing for that book, so we get treasure in the meanwhile.
Like 10 bodies here, of course.
No more brunches being snapped this time.
There should be a survivor like the previous map we won.
There should be a survivor we can rescue.
Oh, in front of- right here.
What the fuck?
I got disarmed.
I forgot nice I forgot torch
Oh, hi.
Are these mushrooms good?
I think they just heal you.
Uh, if it's glowing mushrooms, they heal your sanity, I think.
Oh, I just see a sun at the...
I don't know, it's hidden.
Oh, okay.
Do they zombie?
A hidden gimmick.
Yes
Ow!
Faster!
Manga
Manga?
I got the Escher!
And Manga!
AHHHHHH!
ME!
ME!
Killing a bird.
OOOOOOOOW!
Jesus.
Oh, that's why that wasn't you and my saber in his neck
more behind you behind you behind you behind you machete
because you need to torch them this is why we got to bring torches so they're
There is a Rick like one
Why chop his head off cool
Thank you're fine
oh yeah that's fake someone
okay how much help yeah how much help
Uh, 50.
Take this.
I need bandage, I need bandage.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
God damn.
Mapa?
No, I'm talking to the cart.
Weren't you gonna run and get the book?
Also, the cart comes automatically.
Oh, shit, look at him.
Help!
No shit.
Yep!
Oh, god.
Wait, can I take this?
Yes.
I was gonna chew it.
Oh, it's only a second to me.
Oh, guys, I threw up.
Watch out.
That's a cold one.
Yeah.
Are you good, buddy?
I think so, it's there.
Dude, it's spashed on this.
Oh, here's your new pets.
Oh.
You heard me.
Oh, cute.
I guess that's all right.
Dude, I can't get...
I need a long race with them.
Why is the cart so far behind?
Just because...
I think you know because let by called it with a whore. That's not who's this
This is a fake
We need to just go
Well, I saw you blow the horn
Blow this
Pam's grab
So is there like leaderboard at the end of this session right to see how little someone
almost done? No. Oh, thank, I mean, yeah, yeah. I don't think so, at least. I'm not
going in there without a torch? Nope. Fucking hell.
Have a machine gun. Thanks, nice to have you floating in Drupal armor. Just died in like five years.
Warwick!
I'm gonna fight you.
I'm gonna fight you!
Ah, I just...
Where are you guys?
Hello?
Guys?
Guys?
Where are you?
Someone's going fucking-
Under my skin. What the hell? Wait, what?
Hey, you!
Dude, he's blocking the fuck- I can't move!
Oh my god, this guy-
What?
where are we and where are we going I have no idea I mean okay we have the door
We need to get to the other side of this
That doesn't look like salad
shooting in the distance
Let me cook
Are you cook someone cook?
Oh, fuck!
Yo, we gotta move! We're just wasting time here. We gotta move!
Just go! Like, where have we not been? We gotta get to the other...
no that's the that's the wagon we got to get to the other side why is he blowing
the horn for the door yeah but why that's not the path is it
I'm confused yeah me too turning yeah I'm turning wait oh cozy so far with yeah
like we gotta get like over here but down I guess wait wait
Mark's up? Do you see this? Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Do you see this body?
Yeah, it's a body. Yeah, the arm is grabbing. We need ammonia salts. Yeah, arm is grabbing.
But it says we need ammonia salts. Is this one of? Oh, maybe that's salad.
What he just he just woke up it was fake
I went over this way
Okay, I found the bridge knockdown at least
then this must be the correct path or job this level is confusing
what up are we cooked we're not even close to our goal it's so the forts
right there wait you see the fort
where's the fort behind the like where we
lost our consciousness was right next to
us oh did everyone find a way to open it
yeah let's do it yeah I got telephoto
never let me open yeah same somebody
get this somebody get this nice nice
nice I was like just about to grab an
idle this is where I shit at the fan last
time and pull yo look at this help me
team well I think there's a cave or
treasure behind
mushroom
I see it we'll see a mushroom big treasure in here for sure
Oh my god 700 plus
Holy shit. I've never seen that. I'm good. We find all together wait. Yeah
Holy there's gonna fuck out here
Yeah, we have two hours
The thing is we don't know how to get to the book. That's the problem
If we knew it would be so easy. I have a college by the way. How you do nice?
Yeah, yo check this shit out you're a ghost I call some shit
This is worth seven what?
Wait what?
What the hell he's got fucking yeetage
what is the thing you guy look at that the rod of eager bills the past
what about the cards oh yeah I'll grab him
man
oh guys something is happening to salad yeah he's sick at this way I think the
lag is this way it should be this way I'm bleeding yeah it's over here it's
over here this takes us to the fourth I think fairly certain it takes us to the
before
i'm gonna put my life away
holy shit, i'm like mega bleeding, do we have bandage?
there's no bandage
i'm gonna die
Oh my god this fucking...
And I don't have a...
It leaves you on one HP if I roll a...
It does.
Yeah, so you can start healing after that.
Oh, there's buried treasure over here.
Cool.
Leppa just said he's dead, but I'm too busy looking for treasure.
Okay, me too.
are these growls like am I like hallucinating where is this supposed to be
oh my god Jesus christ are you good left huh oh dig for buried treasure oh
Oh, nice I found the shallots
We got to get a move on if we're gonna make this dude we have so much gold. Oh my god
Just go. If we're gonna get the book, we go now. We're gonna full life, aren't we?
My thing, bro.
Then we gotta do it now. We cannot stall. We go. We go forward. Forward.
Yeah, but I'm backstabbing everyone you're aggroing. Just go. Just go. Go, go, go.
I
Yes, it's here it's here
I'm calling
Are you okay?
I over here lip-bop
Yeah, open that open that shit. We got to wait for the wagon. We hold our ground
We need to get the wagon here, okay, yeah, we got to get the wagon so we can tell until you
Yes, maybe there's treasure
Where is he yeah, but yeah, check the cave real quick do it far as his way. I'm gonna check for a very treasure
I'm not going there. I got the book man. Oh
I'll go where is it
Right there
Put that thing away a lot. No, I found a challenge
Is this Jackoff? Serious?
I think it's stuck. The cart's stuck.
Nice too far away.
Nothing here.
Chicken!
Okay, where is the cart?
Wait, what?
I have no idea.
Oh yeah, here it is.
Did you tell it to leave?
Jesus.
not yet fuck it i'm telling it lead it manually through the fort so it doesn't bug out and go the
long way okay that's smart that's smart yeah we could do that we could do that very good very good
my my helper's turning gray what's happening to me gray yeah it's turning gray
have you been down many times yeah you've not been down once I don't think yeah
He's coming
Okay behind you
Okay, we're telling him to leave I can't for some reason
He won't he won't there's no way there's no way
We're good
Oh my god, we have so much gold, it's insane!
go go go go go
what do you mean if it's fired my gun
save me, please save me
keep your eyes peeled
peeling
peeling also
two of them, two worms, worms
solid shit, I got over here
What the fuck?
I missed.
Oh, I'm grabbed!
Move! Move! I can't take your shot!
Found an axe!
I have half health.
I have reses on me though.
I have no HP.
I'm on one bar.
We're good. That was really good.
Incoming!
I have one HP so if I get tickled, I'm gone.
I can't rescue though, I have assaults.
Oh, treasure!
You're a zombie to me
Thanks behind us, I got him don't worry about it
Hitting my shots
Make every shot count!
I have two left, so...
Here comes one!
Fuck! I have no ammo!
What the hell? It doesn't have a hand!
How is it alive?
Ah, yo! In front of us!
Nice!
Good shit! Alright, go!
I'm gonna eat this.
The hedgehogs are super-satisfied.
I'm full health now!
What?
oh yeah it's the food
this is my favorite part of the game
yeah it's intense as fuck
oh shit triple work
oh what is that
oh fuck
yeah we gotta move move there's too many
dude i don't know what the fuck this
Forrest Giant!
Oh my god, there's so many! Go! Go, go, go, go!
Yes, go! We're at the end!
We're here!
Where is he? Did he die? Wait, what?
Yeah, one bar. If you see him, let me know, I have salt.
oh dude I legit thought that was me
no I think he's gone we should go wait behind you no that's not yeah go just
go just go be in front of us
just get rid of it let's go yeah I think on this map when you die you get pulled
the way by the roots yeah you got a
resident before they get instantly all
you get drug yeah well I think there was
no way we're reviving him otherwise
yeah dude we this one's so well though
let's bitch whoa that was so good nice
Oh look at that we got a new worker.
If you, I think if you killed the fake guy, you resurrect the real guy by the way.
Wait really?
I think so.
What food did they bring?
We went super max here.
Well the food was bad.
What?
What?
Larks is moving on my screen.
Yeah, I'm moving.
I can move around.
Wait what the hell?
Oh.
move here oh my god
ADHD yeah let's see we should have made
it right we must yeah yeah holy one point
five no nice job salad
Oh
Two cans two cans
Okay, I love to count that was so much
Oh, yeah, larks up when you pick a weapon
Yeah, you can go to this here the anvil and you can either trade for a better weapon or upgrade your current one
Depending on the weapon you can't trade all of them
Well, where do I get the guns? Well soon when I start a mission
Oh shit, we haven't we haven't advanced mission here
Tonight I want to get like the
Yes, my sword the rapier now I'm gonna trade this shit. Yes finally
Don't kiss that door side sword. Yeah
Fuck yeah
hmm now I'm tight upgrading I have a new lunch attack okay I'm buying a torch
Also, that's how much ammo do you have you upgrade?
I can't anymore
I have no ammo who took all the ammo that was a map
Bro, that's all the shit and we have another survivor here. Yeah, but I'm saying I have
what are you what do you get for these survivors you know lark's uh lark's uh
lark's I come down here one's more step down one step down yeah look at this
Look at this! Look at this!
Oh my god!
Look at that!
Yeah!
Can I buy ammo?
I think we're broke.
No, it only spawns with, uh, yeah.
Oh well, I'm f***ing hopeful.
I'm wondering what these survivors you're saving,
what do you get for doing that?
Dog whistle.
well I've got a knife do you want my age gone wait what is this it's aged like a
lot the carpenter oh wait
to make things from wood is a sacred task wait you can invoke like powers or
some shit here I think the guy we saved or
something you have to bring him idols or
yeah upgraded rations let's go actually
forgot there's a heavy attack in this game
yeah right click and left click right
yeah right click and left click right click
where's our survival weapons yeah why do I feel like we have like nothing in this
time well I think I think yeah nice map now I mean salad well I'm choosing the
maps that has a survivor we can save I think the guy we just saved it allows
us to do some powers when we bring idols back now all right where is the guy
But he's down here in the bottom bottom deck
But you can't do anything yet. There's like nothing to do it says. Oh, this is an advanced mission look this fucking look
How do I change I have a torch I do
Thanks twin
I'm gonna put the bullets here
Do you have a melee weapon slide?
I've got mine for knife.
Mine for knife.
Can you put that bridge down?
You're damn skippy, I can't.
Nice work.
I'm going to check the deeper forest real quick.
Okay.
You're damn skippy, I can't.
What?
Oh, is that an idol? Please tell me. Yes!
gun on me I wonder if I could have stabbed it from the back
is the game loud yeah the gunshots are so loud
I'm playing if I throw that my chat was scary
oh yeah true true
Just keep moving forward it will come.
Help! Help!
Help!
Help me! Help me!
Thank you.
I'm so alive.
Nice.
We just keep moving forward. Fuck the car.
It will show up. Just go.
Okay.
I have moved.
Are you full?
No, but I have moved.
There is Dia. I can't kill.
I have two idols on me now.
on me now oh yeah you can throw the
spears I forgot about that
brah
throwing
what the
what was that
holy shit
oh my god
what
behind you behind you there's a zombie behind you in the forest I'm quickly
looking for idols you okay coming
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, no, wait, where's my spear?
Well, you threw it, like, four miles over here?
I don't know.
Fuck, I'm too alone.
Yeah, I don't know where they went.
I don't even know where we are anymore.
Oh wait, gunshot.
This way.
Yeah, they're over here.
Did you guys find a path?
Is this the way?
Wait, what happened to the deer though?
Nooo, my list.
Do you know the way?
Do you know the way?
I need to empty mine inventory again.
Okay.
I'm I'm slashing and stabbing
We're slacked
Why is the machete better than this?
Yeah, we gotta keep moving I need a he let me
Okay, you can try you can try blowing the horn
blow oh yeah he's coming he's coming
careful guys behind you fuck how do you drop them yeah I'm trying to drop the
deer I'm here I'm here I'm here
Nice.
Alright, we gotta keep going!
Oh my god, at my health!
I'm- I'm- I'm graying.
Dude, what is happening? Am I going insane?
Dude, I'm losing my shit!
You- you can drop it. No, I'm going insane again.
I think we're good. We're okay
I do have a food rush
Wait, is it because is it because I'm looking at the ox
You're here. Oh, it's because I'm looking at the off because the ox is a monster. Okay
Yes
I don't want to go insane again we got to get a move on behind me thank you
Is that you sludge? Is that you? Wait. Okay. Fuck. I need to back up.
I
Hold it
This is so
Are you okay slad have you found any problems?
We've actually beat them the goal, but
so much stuff dude we've beaten the
goal already but we need the book
really yeah we have salad salad look
what I got yeah oh it is salad give me
the crossbow look what I got I got a
how do you know I got a crossbow I can see
it on your back oh yeah I got a crossbow
and I got an idol nice yeah we got to
get a move on though we cannot stall
we're stalling okay we got to move okay you're right together we are
strong sometimes you just got a do you still eat together struggling where do
we go we are then oh somebody already was here no there's an idol here I got
it oh shit here it is but the wrong side I think I just melly you man do we
gotta go all the way around now I think I will retaliate next time oh this water
so nice yeah the graphics are very good in this nice incoming
Bolts here
Carry no, it's uh, yeah, it's a survivor. Oh, nice. Okay. That's really good
I do
It is so I might drop this I see
Wait, I'm puking
It's right there. Yeah, I got it
And you know who salad
Minus Ramsey based on what that's kind of based
Wait, it's only Alice favorite character. He's kind of sick
Dude the machete is so much better than this fucking sword I swear
Oh shit, you found the other side yellow. No, but I found insane mega treasure though 700 plus
Dude we shouldn't greed we need to leave I I don't know I'm nervous now because we have so much money
I don't know whether I don't know where the thing is though. Yeah
Yeah saying maybe to the right
We got the survivor we have destroyed the quota like we have
I'm a murderer.
Damn, look, I got the chicken.
Look.
Wait, you got the chicken?
Oh, cool.
Yeah, I killed it.
I'll put it to be ready.
Yeah, I'll do that.
I feel like it has to be big.
I think it's a grouse though.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, you went over here?
I feel like it has to be back where we were, because it can't.
I mean, we saw the gate.
Yeah.
What about to the left over here?
Yeah, where you're going?
Not there.
Not there.
Zombies, couple of them.
One more.
I'm gonna torch.
Oh, what the hell?
I just fell over.
No, fuck.
Oh, shit.
I don't think... wait, you guys are zombies now.
Yeah, yeah, I see you.
Yo, I say wait this this is
Okay
Wait, we're back here now
Yeah, I'm trying to find like see if this is the other way around though, can I call the wagon and go back?
Yeah, maybe.
You guys can keep looking for the book, but at least we get all the loot.
Yeah, where's Lupa?
Yeah.
Dude, are these real or fake?
Real, real.
Oh, Lupa.
Oh my god.
We are really having a hard time.
What about this way?
Wait, yeah?
Oh fuck!
What? I just got disorned!
Yeah?
Oh, okay, I find a guess.
Here we are.
We kinda did leave Leather on his bill, boy.
What if he found it?
What if he's dead?
No, he'd have blown the horn. He'd have blown the horn.
I don't know, man. This ain't worth it.
I don't know. He's a smart fella.
This ain't even the right fucking way.
It's not worth it.
Don't snap. Fuck that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I say we do.
Just snap it. No, we just go left.
Oh, I'm getting nervous.
Okay, Maxing, wait, have we been here?
We haven't been here.
Oh, shit.
Wait, that's, is that a carving statue?
yo it looks like grab the breastplate oh you're grabbing but I think that's one
of them powers we can get now that's that's cool that's cool I've never seen
that
okay I say I'm gonna call the wagon and leave I mean I'm not gonna leave it but
at least put the wagon by the start yeah
Oh my god, someone else is blue horn at the same time. I think so and now I don't know but we know it's over here
Dude we have almost doubled the goal
oh yeah yeah hello you guys you did you found it where are you
right okay got it i'm here now right after i say now three two well now now
now yeah it's laggy
so wait did you get the book the voice the voice is laggy i say yeah we gotta go
Let's just get out. You stashed it
Largs have found it
Wait, he's leaving. Did you tell him? Did you tell him to leave?
Okay, I'm doing it now
Dude, we have got it Largs have found a mega idol that I think we can carve with
It wouldn't work, it can use it as a model to create a larger one, yeah.
Do we have more bullets in this?
Holy shit.
Behind you!
You good?
Fuck, cover me, larks up!
yeah wait is this is that lepo yeah yeah we're killing we're killing I'm
trying to rest it's solid but the fucking wagons too quick
Uuuuugh.
I got him.
Okay.
I'm reloading.
Yeah, I, I...
Sell it, I'm trying!!
Dude.
Dude, right now, we should grab the salts, before we send the cart back to the deal?
So you can stop it by blowing the horn.
Alright, he's getting healed.
Oh, so you can't stop if I'm blowing it. Okay, that's nice.
Does anyone need any healing?
They're coming behind us.
I shot a ghost.
Oh, this is chaos.
We're all at the car.
are you okay?
I think I've seen zombies.
Was there anything else?
Zombies.
Zombie.
Zombie, zombie.
That's, oh that's not what I want.
Good shot.
Good shot.
Are you okay?
We made it, didn't we?
Oh my god, look at this.
We did so good dude, it's insane.
How do we get to try that wood carving now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is everyone here?
We've been here too long, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Let's leave.
Let's get back to the ship.
I think they need to stop following you.
Like, at a certain point.
It's hallucinations, Korak.
You see the other teammates as zombies.
These were the final words in the jungle of Benjamin...
No, I was talking to Chad there!
Well, I have Vegemite... Vegemite appreciator.
Vegemite, thank you.
Oh.
Vegemite's terrible.
Yeah, Vegemite's terrible, dude.
Oh, look at this!
The lady!
I don't even see the people I can see.
Empty screen.
Wait, what?
Look at these mega thing we got so many insane things
He's judging we must get tier 2 reward here
oh that's definitely almost double almost oh I got achievement for unlocking
seven playable characters oh they're playable characters yeah they are
I
So maybe only the host gets some yeah, maybe
Okay, so what do you do with this carving thing nothing
I don't get it
You can buy map oh yeah, you can't oh, yeah
Okay, we do one last one they're pretty quick to do so one final
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So do we keep the crossbow now or like?
No, no, no, it gets sold.
Can't have anything nowadays.
Nope.
Yeah, and you only get nickels, man. Bullshit.
To save ladies, she was a playable character.
Try the back of the wagon. I think you put idols on there.
But where did we get that?
Oh, do we find idols now when we sign a deal?
Maybe
Oh look at all the Francis
We have ammonia salts here too
Yeah, they are they're very nice
No more
Oh, yeah, we got all the survivors so we don't need to save anyone anymore.
Save anyone.
I think it's like high chance of rain on every map, by the way.
Oh, fantastic.
I love rain!
The wagon's on the boat next to where you start a mission.
Oh, it sure it is.
Oh, you can open it.
Yeah, but there's no idols there, though.
There's a lot of rain on these, by the way, so...
Well, it's not going anywhere.
Bring on these, Pants Grab.
Pants Grab.
Pants Grab.
Is the pole of the wagon?
Oh!
Patron Saint!
Yeah, here!
Wait, what does that do then?
Choose the Patron Saint for the mission.
I don't think we have one, though we did get some.
I don't get it.
the expedition though yeah maybe while you're on it I can't pressing next or
previous doesn't do anything
go to the woodworker okay I mean you have to do it while the mission is like
stop it no I can't do shit here oh I guess
Oh look box up what yeah oh it's these yeah he doesn't have one though even we
even though we just brought two with us there's not here but these are the
idols this one like straight oh I know I grow this one I need to reload the lobby
yeah true well fuck it we don't need and we're doing good anyways yeah we're
We finished an advanced mission, that was sick.
That was the easiest one though.
I'm going to take us in the right direction.
Ummm, I'm looking for Bobby.
What?
Follow me, Frank.
Don't leave!
You're telling me to follow me, Mark, sir?
Yes I follow!
Who are you right now?
What is he doing? What is going on?
It's like a creepy stalker dude
Me?
Yeah you watch that
I'm the creepy guy with the loudest
What do you mean?
I'm larping!
What the fuck is larping?
I don't get larping
You don't get larpa
Okay do you know what the poser is?
basically sing your pose
oh, okay
you're like, oh this is the best game ever
yeah, that's larping too, yeah
that's larping?
yeah, it's just like pretending
or like posing, like
oh
it's basically being a streamer
all streamers are laughing
yeah
it's like this, oh my god
sounds amazing
well that's just truth though, so like
oh
I saw a laughing when his trees watched
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Yeah, fuck you, Larkin.
What the hell, man?
No, bloody hell.
Larkin is an eloquent snake. Thank you for the sub.
How is that LARPING?
That's my Jomega little bit.
What?
Ow
Wow, that was great. I went all the way back
Cool
Fuuuuck, where am I?
LARP-ing
Yeah, Nick McNinja, thanks for the 116, bro
Oh my god, what is this fucking oolife that's on me
Oh
Yeah, look behind you behind you
Behind you
Oh
I'm getting yep, okay
It's all good
Where the hell is leppa
Where's the wagon? Where's anything? Oh, I found a loot!
Nooo! They seem to have fixed the performance issue in this.
for the first time
what
i don't know, i don't think that's correct
i think you may have been fed lives a lot, so i'm sorry to tell you
i'm so bleeding, this is crazy
dude, where is leppa? where is the wagon? oh here's the wagon
so where's leppa?
leppa!
We need to go up.
It's on the wagon, but not the bus.
OK.
There's a bandit in here.
Oh, that's up here.
Oh.
Oh, I want to get him and throw his ball.
We're going the right way over here.
This is good.
Yep.
Ah, we don't.
Oh, ah, yeah, nice.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah.
Oh, mom's dead! I'm...
Oh, my...
What is that, a murloc?
What the fuck? I've never seen this!
That is a weird enemy.
Oh, look at the murloc!
Yeah.
MURLOCK!
Ah!
MURLOCK!
Wait!
I'm good?
Are you dead?
What the fuck?
Dude, oh my god, I can't move. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna I have like I'm fine. Wow
Okay, we gotta get a move on I mean I think I think he went I think he went to the
which vest?
I think we're going this way, this way.
This is me?
I'm gonna go with a dead bird.
Oh yeah, here's the map.
Yeah he does, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Both me and Salad have one health.
Oh, there's a bunch of zombies here.
Uh oh.
Did we kill?
Can do.
Yay!
I hit it this time.
I hit it this time
Incoming incoming in equals coming I cannot take this
What the fuck okay, yeah, you gotta save me lark's up before I get dragged away
I'm gonna come in. Oh my god, oh my god, not I was not stressed out by that. It's all gay
I had salt. I also have salt in case you don't
Nice I didn't have it though, so don't dude how this map is
Okay, well that's that's
now okay he must have gone all the way around right guys hello well I'm
following the wagon wait what it's going backwards
Oh
No, wait, hello. Oh, oh, it's you. Okay
Yeah, I got the logbook. Oh you did. Well, uh treasure max. Oh my oh my oh my god. Do you see that?
Wait that was so weird. Yeah
Don't be horse?
Yeah, a dragon.
Oh, a dragon?
Yeah, it looked like a dragon.
You're a dinosaur.
It was a dinosaur.
Helloooo!
Mr. Jackpot!
Hellooooo!
Hey, you!
Hellooooo!
You guys found a bunch of loot here I see.
Cross equals bow?
Oh wait.
Yeah, cross equals bow.
Somebody wants to play ammo?
I actually don't have a gun.
Okay.
Yeah, that disappeared behind the tree was sick.
Why can't I climb?
Oh, is that a mega idol?
No, 180, soy idol.
I got double ammonia salt.
We still need a lot more treasure and let by got the logbook
Yeah, but when you just need treasure now, it's true the finished gold gamer
I wish I could be here. I really wish.
A helmet. Nice. I need that.
And yet I never will be.
Don't worry, you'll beat Dark Souls in the run you have right now.
I will say, I will say.
I still have to go to the giant, so what the fuck is that?
Yeah, fucking tree dude.
What?
It's Groot!
Um, help!
Yeah, helping!
Thank you.
I'm actually still finished, fuck.
Whoa!
He's like human meat on the backside, that's cool.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, French.
Wait, oh, look at that.
Look at the bean nest.
Wait, what?
Oh, cute.
Do I know what?
Yeah, helmets fell off.
Someone's helmet fell off.
Triple T.
Yo, uh, me, I got a thing here.
Does anyone have it?
I
Wasn't me it was a trap
In kill me
This is an actual guy or food ration I need this shit
I'm a forager.
Oh, I found another idol, I lost one on the mushroom here for a lot, so...
I think I lost one here.
Yeah, yeah, there's one on the floor though for you.
Dude, what is this claustrophobic-ass area?
Not really.
But it's just very tight area. How do we get out of here? Are we just stuck in an endless loop?
Uh, ooh, couldn't look more scared.
Woohoo!
I don't have room for that though.
Ah, I thought he's up behind. There's a mushy one on the wall here, Lauxa.
Okay.
And a pine nut also.
Ooh, I love pine nuts.
Dude, I'm scared we're not finding our way out of here.
Yeah, the fall right here.
I am doing something!
Oh, here!
I'm dropping down.
Oh, there's a lot of enemies here.
Oh.
What?
Oh wait, this is the way back.
Alright, I'm calling the wagon here
Wait the wagon isn't answering
Yeah, the wagon isn't answering when I'm calling it
it okay that's not good don't do it yeah it's okay but this is the way let's
just go back I guess maybe leppa called it back wait is he down oh fuck where is
Yeah, come here. Come here. Dude, there's like a million
I can't fuck I'm grabbed it's over we got a run. Oh my god. I can't save him. I can't save it
We got to go larks up go go
Are you okay
Yeah, I was just worming. I'm not okay, just run, it's fine.
Okay. No. Come on. Are you alive?
Varksa?
L-
Are you fucking me?
I don't know where the way back is. I hope I'm going the right way. I think it's this way. I'm fairly certain
Pretty sure it's this way, but no, I'm gonna teleport. I'm gonna fucking teleport
with the wagons right here hey what yo are we leaving we gotta leave I don't
know yeah yeah he died lark says there no no no lark says that also oh perfect
nice we've already got the gold wait can I can I use salt yeah but I can stop
him I can't hit him with a machete
We got enough we have more than enough we're good
nineteen hundred yet nineteen thousand I was like
totally mega finish gamer
now I was like who got the leaves
I don't like the look of this area at all
oh man my torch is oh nice
the lighting looks so good in this
Yeah, the lighting's really nice
We made it
Wait, this is the end right believe you me if I had heels actually it's not it's over here
Yeah, there comes like a little further in I guess
I like when you run off without left-leggers when God is in the thing.
Yeah, but I think the wagon just goes, it just moves.
Yeah, we can not get attacked.
I mean, we can, I don't think so.
We can try now if we can just leave immediately.
I mean, that would be kind of weird if we could just leave now.
Just leave without him.
Well...
We can, we can just finish now. I don't even think we need to wait for the wagon.
I- I wouldn't, definitely wouldn't.
I mean, I'm not going to.
You know the where. Don't be a big crash out from somewhere.
Well, I'm not going to, but I'm, yeah.
We're just gonna find out. No, no. We'll wait, we'll wait.
He's ready to go without your left buff. Wait, what is left buff?
wait you can just leave you don't even need to send the wagon back and
trigger the escape surely that's an oversight
surely you're supposed to guide yes
but we're okay I don't think it matters
I don't know how to use the light.
That's cold like once.
Left side is alive though.
Is he?
I mean maybe you have to wait.
Oh, sending the card is only useful if you can't find your way back.
That's what it's for.
You don't even need to send it back.
Maybe?
Well, we kinda did leave him.
Recover 7 logbooks from the continent. Holy shit.
You're the fool. I had three more treasures, but I got caught in a climb himself.
Ah, shit. Well, maybe we got it anyways, let's see.
Not with the dejected news.
Wait, I'm getting a cutscene.
Or not. Okay.
Let's see if you fulfilled your end of the year.
I
Was not easy on my box. So we made it but barely no we definitely we must have destroyed it
I don't you see like buddy. Yeah, I don't see lip either. Where's
Wait, are you like in jail or something I'm behind the
Back of the ship. I'm like peeking around the corner
Oh, okay. Weird.
Look, we destroyed the objective, it's fine.
Launching?
Easy.
Oh, I love a book again.
Oh, me too.
Though the level of rewards aren't that interesting.
Yeah.
Especially when they get used up.
Yeah.
Permanent life.
Yeah.
I got anyways, but thank you guys so much. What was I the only one who saw that?
Well left the game, but then he changed into the girl character and now he's gone
Where's your brick salad, huh?
I'm going to pet the dog before I leave.
Damn, yeah, the game is sick, but I do find like maybe the myth of progression is kind
of not there right now.
But the game in itself is fun though.
But Yoshi is not here.
He was barking at something in the living room.
Sorry acid x40 hell with x40 cloudmouth x22
XH as the FX 42 Lonion nice for the nine. Thank you guys. Thank you
There are other missions I
Mean we just succeeded in like a lot of stuff and yeah, I don't know there's a lot of achievements
I don't have interrupted me just about to grab an ally reach rank 10
Revive our player reach the mound. Oh
Oh, you can reach the mound. Interesting.
Oh, there's legendary missions also.
Oh, cool.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I gotta go.
I got a little, got a bank meeting and then this tomorrow.
Hecking love it. So fun.
What's for tomorrow? I'm not sure. I'm kind of just waiting for the 30th
So Mistfall hunter and machine parties out. I'm so excited for that
Friday might be a very early stream because I want to go early on Friday
So I might be live like very early, I don't know how early it after check
um no I don't think I will what isn't
that like secret anyways it is right
fucking gaurd
huh no I won't fly I won't
Because I'm not going to have time to beat it before the 30th, so.
Now I am out.
I'll be back tomorrow.
I'll try to find a game.
I don't think there's anything out recently.
I'm kind of just waiting for the 30th.
No, I mean 29th.
I'm waiting for the 29th.
Wait, is it 29th or 30th?
30th. Wait, I'm waiting for the 30th? Oh yeah, okay. Oh yeah, it's mo- yeah, yeah. Machine
party and Missful Hunter on the 30th, yeah. Yes. I'll see you in a more chat. Appreciate
it. Appreciate y'all. Bye-bye.
I love you guys.