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What costume?
There's no costume here.
Just on my new workout schedule and some extra trend.
Ahhhh!
I'm Batman!
Oh fuck! It cuts into the eyeballs!
Ah, this speed is so good!
It is not my first playthrough. I've played it on release. Like, I've never streamed it.
Wait, is there an official patch you want?
Really? I thought the game worked fine.
Dragg's unofficial patch, I mean I could get it I'm sure.
No, I want to hear that song again.
Freaking Pogman Mouse Man suits you well.
And China's Pog 2.
Here's my Alfred.
You don't need patches? Alright, cool.
Cool.
Yeah, wait, so you don't need any patches?
I thought it would work, even before I have screen tearing.
I don't think so though, this game runs like normally on like 1440.
I may have one specific crash in area that can be so about turning off physics.
Okay, that's easy though, you just do that in settings.
I've checked the settings.
Dude, how good is this theme?
I forgot how good this theme is.
Oh, this is my normal pecs.
Yeah, this is what Zinc Maxing does, brother.
I don't know if he'll recognize me.
Oh, he's eating. Hey, you!
Uh-uh.
Of the night, yeah, I've played Arkham Asylum and I've played Arkham City, but I played him on release.
I've never streamed him. I'm fairly certain.
Yo, God, I'm a little like 7A, man. Odd future, thank you, man.
No, no, this will be death or less.
Tannopus makes 97!
Now you've got to get your voice waved, you put insane backman.
Oh man, how good is this theme?
Fucking hell.
The Batman mask makes you look pissed?
Isn't that the purpose of it?
Supposed to put fear into his enemies. It's so good. I'm so
I'm excited dude. I haven't I haven't played this since it came out
fuck yeah yeah that that is a good ass theme
which is the worst of these games is it
Arkham Knight I think Arkham Knight got
a lot of like hate didn't it because of
the car or something
Origins? Origins, right, but it's still very good, I imagine.
I'm full-on suited. Hey, you. I'm gonna hear the theme again because it's too good.
It's real muscles, dude.
some extra trend.
Now I got Hank as a broken release and too many vehicle parts.
Oh, they fixed the game with the vehicle parts to either like or don't.
Okay, I'm sure I'll be fine with it.
Wait, so do you need a patch for this game or not?
I'm imagining you don't, looking at the settings, it runs natively, you can border less, yada yada.
No? Okay, cool.
Dres Yoshi Azurobin. Man, that'll be hard.
He doesn't even like putting his collar on.
Yeah, Tren and Zink, brother.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Wrong game category? Um, nope.
Night had the best bug ever for Ridler Puzzle, I had to take screenshots on Steam to reset
the physics engine to make it work.
What?
Holy shit, won't be damned.
Goddamn.
Uh oh.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck you, man.
You're supposed to close the door after you, will ya?
Yoshi closed the door after you will you?
Yoshi closed the door!
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you
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I should do it.
Your Naruto cosplay was better, I said it.
Fuck no, actually yeah it was.
It was, I agree.
You look like those Batman wannabes at the start of the Dark Knights.
You just say that because you don't have this sick bat suit, alright?
Yeah, steam input always works.
Fuck, yeah dude, let's go.
Subtitles, yes sir.
Hey, you.
Oh.
Anyways, a tough friend, I better awareness of Batman's hiding places. No attack indicator.
Oh, really?
You shouldn't be a tenable player, you're an expert of Batman Arkham Asylum, or the very brave.
That actually sounds pretty good, yeah?
Hey, you.
How tall is Batman?
Well, shorter than me.
Wait, it just starts? Oh, shit.
Text for ants?
There's the freaking bot!
There's the freaking bat.
Is this Mark Hamill?
Oh, he came in Conroy as Batman, yeah.
Hey, Sharpie. Love what you've done with the place.
That's Wardenshop to you.
Howls!
Yo, Franky! How's the wife and kids? You miss me?
Shut it, clown. A lot of people here really want to talk to you.
Really? I do.
I miss you.
I miss you too.
I miss you too.
I miss you too.
Really? I don't mind walking.
Not so tight, boys. You'll crease the suit.
Get that filthy degenerate out of here.
Warden, something's not right. I'm going with him.
Small arms.
Is the missioner Gordon here?
Yes, sir. He's waiting for you down at patient handle. He got here just before you did
Hey sharpie you get my good side
I want to sit down. I love to wait this time another escape and I will lose support for my mayoral can be
Don't worry warden. I have every available guard station here today, sir. I hope it's enough
So, look at all this new security.
How's the guy supposed to break out of here?
New patient in the intensive treatment body.
All non-essential staff to make an area.
Oh, it's always nice to return to my sleep room.
Ha ha ha, see you at the...
No, I play this game on release.
Yeah, I got Nvidia physics on, on the highest.
Oh, that's Max.
Scan his screen on Joker.
Open the gate! Get him out of there!
I won't weapons on him at all times.
Do not let him out of your sight.
There'll be time enough for you later.
Speaking of which, take talk, take talk.
Is that a crocodile idea?
What's up, Dark?
That's up dark and still need for tomorrow is for
the studio that made this is like
Rocksteady
What are they doing now?
Oh, shit, they're this old shit.
Just gonna check your prisoner, Officer Bowles.
They just did so much.
Just be quick.
Only for my procedure.
The patient seems to be in satisfactory condition.
Looks like he's suffering minor lacerations
probably in the last two hours.
There seems to be...
There you go.
Ah!
Ah!
You want me to take my temperature?
I'd be happy to drop my pants.
He's all yours.
Get him out of here.
He's good.
Get the door open.
They aren't dissolved yet, possibly making a superman game.
This guy's so scary
Get ready, this is the scariest building. No, maybe scared girl is probably scary
what's it doing I've got your sense Batman I will
hunt you a toy car I won't stop me from
getting you Batman and rip you apart eat your own let's go Calus that reminds
me I really need to get me some
look like a monster no cure just put him down
How did Killer Croc become like that?
Is he just skinned up like a machine?
Ladyacted Crocodile Bidden.
Oh, Frankie, you really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut.
It'll get you into trouble.
Tell me something. You've never let me catch you this easily. What are you really after?
Oh, nothing much. Hundreds dying in pain and fear.
All their meaningless lives brought to a horrifying conclusion.
Oh, thanks to you and a book of matches.
Was that the answer you wanted?
All patients should avoid contact with prisoners of Blackgate prison for submission.
Now, first of all...
What's he doing?
Stay where you are. The graphics are crazy.
Get a light on him!
A confidential incident to Mr. Frey.
The... the... the what?
Don't you trust me?
Our guest has arrived.
Yeah.
Intensive treatment.
Lower floors are now in level 10 output.
Someone asked if I'm using any modes.
Nothing. No modes.
Just kill me.
My crew.
It's just they gained it out of here.
Only three?
I'll be sure to try harder next time.
What say we aim for a hundred?
I forgot she was even in this.
I assure you, if anyone's qualified, it's a...
Listen, I appreciate the assistance, but he'll unsettle the more violent inmates.
I think he's talking about you, Bats. Don't be a stranger.
You're always welcome here.
I'll say it's good to be back.
You okay?
He surrendered almost without a fight.
I don't like it.
At least he's back where he belongs.
Now!
Joker's loose.
Alert the warden.
You're not just conscious, the wriggle of that.
The joke's on you.
You.
Hee hee.
Ha ha ha.
Ta da.
Honey, I'm home.
Come on in.
Welcome to the manhouse, Batman.
I set a check and you sprang it gloriously.
Now let's get this party started.
Oh, I do not.
Okay, strike is this.
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for this eruption.
Now let's get this party started I do not okay strike is
Ragdoll so good
The ragdoll so funny in this
That man never killed- oh yeah, I'm health up, baby.
Oh yeah, you get like slow-mo on the last, yeah, max-pump-a-boob-its.
Oh yeah, right! Cool.
It's so agile.
It's so pretty.
It's so pretty.
Oh, a ground take now, right.
I don't know. Was this the first game that did this combat like this? I don't remember.
I think it was the first time I played that had this combat at least.
Oh, it was.
Yeah, if you time your strikes, like, when you hit an enemy, you press the hit again.
You get like a bonus or something, right?
Or is that an upgrade?
Hmm. It's an upgrade, yeah.
I remember that. You want to like
time your hits, not just button mash.
Aw, look at the R2, that's so sick.
Facts. Yeah, I have my alerts polished just a little bit.
I'll play him soon.
into. Yeah, this combat was copied a lot by other games. Yeah, I'm going in here. Oh yeah,
Riddler trophies. You get a ton of XP for that. Yeah, 200 character bio. Man, this is
so sick. An obsessive compulsive need for attention. Edward Nigma is determined to
be the most outlandish of Gotham City's criminals.
Concocting a elaborate series of clues and riddles around his crimes, Batman has proven
a worthy opponent capable of deducing the Riddler's plans, but Nigma is dedicated to
creating a mystery the Dark Knight will not be able to solve in time.
Man, I'm gonna watch the Dark Knight trilogy after this.
So I have played this game on release, and I have played Arkham City, but I've never
played it like Origins or Knights.
guy fucking died Jesus are you still
breathing all right they're actually all
still breathing
oh yeah you dodged with a you got to do
that on the big boys I remember what is
B is that like a stun?
Don't have- oh yeah, we got this right detective mode, right. Oh, and here's that butt that hung.
Oh yeah, and the clacking teeth
Mad Max or Zaz's Comma System? Oh, it does.
Yeah, this Comma System is pretty satisfying.
It is. It can also be pretty brain dead,
depends, I suppose.
Everywhere that madman goes, death is sure to follow.
True. All actions should take the medication of the prescribed
I'm speech on every day
Security breach in level B3
Warning security breach in level B2
1, security breach in level B, 1.
1, security breach in level B, 2.
I love that slow-mo.
Okay, I'm going to that guy.
Yeah, this this game is sick man, it went up
What happened Joker happened you're looking to be alive he must have gone this way or doors jammed I'll try and get it open
Can you hear me that's kind of hello, where are they back down there?
Do you need help no, I'm a better alone
Franklin can you hear me if you can helps on the way yeah, I'm playing on hard
Yeah, so there's no like counter indicator or anything which I like gotta read the animations
Go without moon
Let's bring it down, Saz!
Thank God. It's Saz. He's got Mike. He's strapped in the chair. Saz is totally lost.
Wait here.
You can't. He'll kill Mike if he sees anyone trying to get close.
He won't see me.
Ooh, I see anything that looks even a little bit like a bat, and this guard dies.
Do you hear me?
Right a lot of stealth in this one if you want to
See what was that vision? Oh battery
I see you on Matrican by the way, so there's a lot of people having created it.
The game just started, there was like no main menu really, it just started, so I got
it on me.
Without a neck out.
Yeah, game's peach.
Game's peach.
He's going to fry him.
Do something.
Please.
Keep him occupied.
I need to get behind him.
Yo, Physical loves you.
Street was the one who brought it on.
I'd like to ask you to strike.
You'll see me coming on the ground, so I'll stay up high.
Use Detective mode.
Right.
This tap will be...
Oh, yeah.
Here you can see how many and stuff.
Yeah.
look up these old gargoyles should be able to support my
grab a look
sick
glide kick
oh man
This has his down but not for long.
Someone put this animal back in his cell.
Take down Zas and the patient. Can you fail this?
Ohio Fee Man, how do you like my new uniform?
Pretty hot, huh?
Oh, I have something to show you.
One second, Fee Man.
I found something for the old man!
Old sharp has never been happier.
In case you ain't figured it out, today is the Joker's big homecoming and you're the guest of honor.
You have one chance to surrender Quinn.
Tempting perhaps? But no dice. Now the it-makes-her-buddy-me-a-style-up.
Well, technically the Joker's croons shift him from blockgaming, but you get the idea.
Bye-bye for now!
Who's voicing her then? I don't think I recognize the voice.
Stop there. You can kill yourself.
Harley Quinn. Oh yeah, the classic.
Arlene Sorkin. Okay. An Arkham Asylum psychiatrist assigned to treat the Joker.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel instead became obsessively fixated on her patient believing herself to be in love with him.
She helped him escape confinement and took on her own criminal identity as Harley Quinn.
Quinn is a violent and unpredictable fella and whose only motivation beyond general mayhem
is achieving the Joker's approval.
Because of his cruel and mercurial nature, this in some ways makes her just another of
his victims, albeit a very dangerous one.
1999.
1999.
Arkel, I'm here.
Arkem Asylum just vanished off the network.
He's in control of the security system.
He's probably isolated it from the grid.
That's not all he's done.
All police feeds are reporting he's placed bombs all over Gotham.
Says he'll detonate them if anyone sets foot on Arkem Island.
It's being suppressed at the moment, but the story will break anytime now.
He's lying.
It's just a diversion to keep people away.
away I know him try the radio control should be able to shut down the gate
another game since there is chamber strong this gonna win first time
telling got forcing okay it's mr. force man of many talents things always go
wrong. Someone always gets trapped.
Let me play these now. You can catch up real quick. Yo, Adderick, thanks for the
40, dude. You got that missed on the way out.
Slakes and Chiron, thank you guys. Mr. Torch, thanks for the 30. If Batman was on
Choney, we'd like Ladyboys, and if for sure we'd kill.
Okay, the rocker thinks it's a night to all, man. Becky, thanks for the 22.
You expect Batman voice all the way through right?
Every makes a 19 only makes an 80
Happy hello chat and Ella. I hope you all have a rest of the day
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Borrex670, I got the one year Bolo
Hello, the first time I saw your stream you said fuck the fucking shit in my ass
I never said that
Thanks to the 8th, cuff him up, thanks to the 85, Rachel, thanks to the 118, Doraas from 577, and Jusip Waker, thanks to the 105
Thank you
Oh thank you
Gimiro
Are you Batman? Batman or Batman Proving with the Batman?
I am literally Batman
That's fine.
What is that stuff?
Yeah, I will, brother.
You became Batman what would what would you do first thing I kill someone I?
Be a brutal, but I mean Batman is already brutal you know
But I'll take it a step further is my boo swing
I'd be the killing Batman. I would kill the criminals
Oh shit, where are you Steve was trying to reach the vent controls and clear the room when the explosion happened. I
Got your brother don't worry about it Steve
I'm going after the animal who did this
Batman the extraction system
He was trying to get to the control panel at the end of the road that man is called Batman because he's scared of
That wants to be someone that's gonna live if you are in his place your hero's name would most likely be waterman Kiki
There's the extractor control point
I don't know, this game doesn't have like blood, you know, gore, like limbs and shit, you know?
But it's still so, like...
It's still so brutal in a way.
With the impact and the slow-mo and the... It's nice. It still feels really good.
Batman beyond best series, don't it, me, game, this one's up.
I'm on the end.
This is literally the security gate control.
Need some other gadgets.
Waterman he's not scared of water he's scared of water monsters or so he says
Ask the truth though. That will be the truth
Oh shit is that the riddler
Oh, teeth! Oh yeah! Clackery! Yes!
Oh!
Get him out of the ground and stop on his way!
Get me out of here!
your bat nipples cloth knuckle
what not nipples? ah shit
i should paint some on
okay riddler is pointing this way
or is it joker
the riddler feels
what's over here?
gays?
yeah
how long has rocksteady fallen to make suicide squads?
kill a justice leader after the fat man
after him serious
yeah i well how was the suicide squad
What was that? Was that multiplayer? Yeah.
Live service online, right?
Co-op's really bad too.
Man, I want to get in there.
Maybe it's way out.
one of those push rocks into make live actions slow it might make a bad man
wait Batman beyond
Oops.
Dinear.
That's a pretty good Batman costume.
Really well done.
Can we expect an even more high quality top-level costume when you play Arkham City?
There's no escape, children.
I will find you.
Ooh, I'm sounding honest.
Just not yet.
He's a big one!
He's a big one!
Alright.
Upgrade.
Oh yeah, shit, here we go.
You've unlocked the WainTech upgrade.
Fill the experience to upgrade Bath suit and gain enhanced skills.
Select your upgrade from the WainTech selection screen.
Yeah.
Now, special combo throw allows Batman to perform an unblockable grab and throw after
achieving a combo score of x8.
Yeah!
Can be directed to inflict damage on mobile enemies.
Batman can continue to chain attacks after a special combo.
Yeah!
This is lost.
Locked.
Oh, this is combo batterang.
Powers of the batterang during combos can be used to knock down thugs.
Criti- oh, here's the critical combo strikes.
Right.
the power of normal combo strikes when strikes are timed perfectly, increase combo score
by times two for each strike, so you get quicker activation. Yeah, that's really sick actually.
And the higher you get, the more XP you get also. Swoop down and grab a stainless that
pass under gargoyles. Yeah. Man, this is so sick. Armor upgrade, military grade, spawn
Parapara aramid fibers. Yeah. Damn, I forgot how good this game is. I'm in the beginning,
but still. Now I'm gonna get critical strikes. I remember this.
Oh, this double tap, it literally says.
I'm Batman.
Oh my god, no iframes here.
I'm scared.
I needed to hit the wall hold on
Okay, whatever what's he doing hold no greed
Unexpected, wasn't it?
Now, well, no, to self-need stronger test subjects.
Seeing as how I'm feeling generous,
I'll give you this one for free.
Lock me off, I dare you.
And this!
Pull the board stop me once and for all!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I am getting some predictable fans!
Well, I'd love to stay in the chat, but I'm a party to organize!
I fuck and fly me from all over on!
It's Mark Hamill, yeah!
Easy!
Heheheheheheheheheheh!
Quick, get in here before more of them come!
I'm really like a lot of gadgets.
Can you open this up then?
Batman, I'm over here.
Thank you.
They came out of nowhere.
I dragged Jerry in here.
Powered up the gate.
Must have passed out.
Joker went through that door.
What's on the other side?
We call it extreme isolation.
Only way in is via the transport system.
Open it.
Not a problem.
I'll just need to call another cell.
Okay.
Something's wrong here.
I mean security loop is locked.
Have a little trouble up there.
Joker.
You're expecting maybe two-phase.
There's no escape, Joker.
There's two-phase at Harvey events?
I don't know, but it's a very way too much fun.
I even have you here to give a smile on my face.
Not for long.
Really?
We'll see.
Tata, oh, I forgot to say.
Shafed in case you were playing the game.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You were planning on following me. I've arranged a little insurance
Officer bowls
Transport system is down best I can do is open the door you came in sorry I
I should go back to the holding cells.
Boles wasn't too smart.
He'll have left a trail.
This game's so fucking cool, it is.
And I played this in Arkham City, but then the others I haven't.
It would be cool to go through and-
Batman, what's happening?
Joker's escaped. He's sealed himself off. He's got your father.
Dad.
Don't worry, I'm getting him back.
Okay, I know, but...
Oracle, I'm getting him back. Joker will not win. I won't let him.
Night is going on. Is that your favorite canvas?
A guard named Frank Bowles attacked him.
If I find Frank, I'll find your father.
Bruce, hurry, please.
Frank Bowles.
My far is a little too much driving sir. I'm thinking there's literally peeking all scenarios. Yeah, I haven't played that one
Yeah, I'm mis-falling tomorrow
I got him out of the swamp with the father a few years ago
So when I need security codes or an old man to be swept to the ground
I know just the man to ask oh, yeah, you can quick battering right
It's the bad
You get extra XP if you don't take any damage also probably not right
You do actually
are temporarily disabled yeah better combo definitely gives you more axe key
but i was wondering even though damage does to oracle i'm at the holding cell i'm setting up a
crime scene so what's the plan isolate something in that room unique to both exactly
crime scene bolts drop this flask sloppy let's see what the forensic scanner picks up sloppy
I can follow traces of alcohol from Frank's bourbon in the atmosphere
Oracle I've got a trail. That's great. You follow it. I'm grabbing every reference to Arkham. I could find
Alright, maybe use for later.
Nathan Elves?
Nathan Elves over here?
Or Riddling?
This way.
I was yesterday's game by Jernith's Journey? You mean Odyssey? That's alright. Fun to do
play for a bit
Oh, yeah, this game has quite a few speedrunning, I think.
Be quiet. What's going on?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, be man.
Mr. J doesn't want you following us just yet.
Get down on him!
Shit, he's suing his friends.
Do I gotta do that, too?
What the hell happened?
How'd you like that to be made?
No way to follow us now, detract the man to me and Mr. J.
I'll get it.
Gordon was taken up to the surface in the elevator.
If I want to follow them, I need to do this the old fashioned way.
I still thought it was so small. Just game resolution.
I'll play a controller.
This PS5 controller even matches the suit.
See Riddler?
Oh, yeah, breakable wall here.
Does that get like marked does not or?
Warning, arc of intensive treatment is at code red alpha.
Wilding for years.
Namatizo thinks 79.
And dark shadows.
I like your name.
Will Warden Sharp please make his way to the secure unit?
I repeat, will Warden Sharp please go to the secure unit?
No, I played this on release.
I've never streamed it though.
Warning, outcome-intensive treatment is under emergency lockdown.
Yeah, I'm not sure I've streamed any Batman game, it's true.
There's another one of these.
I am the spirit of all my days are come through my actions. I have saved this cursed city
There are my own curses to forever remain in the shadows.
My story is carved into the very soul of Arkham, and will only be revealed to those dedicated
enough to discover it.
Strange writings and symbols that have been found around Arkham Island and deciphered
by Batman.
These must have been left for a reason.
What story do they tell?
You.
Huh?
Too greedy.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm trying to get the crits!
No guys, can you?
I do have pants, yeah.
Now this is on hard mode, this is why you don't see any attack indicators.
Very immersion.
Normally you see like, um, normally you see like, when they're attacking and shit, like
it shows up above their head.
Yeah, it's hard difficulty yes, could I get up here, please?
Oracle.
Oh, you have to do this.
Jokers line up taking control of the cell block transfer corridor.
That's not good. I patched it to a guard radio. It sounds like Jokers crew have got their hands on weapons.
I know. I'll calibrate the Cowell's vision mode to isolate armed henchmen.
The direct approach is suicide. You need to be smart. Find a different way.
Don't worry about, man. You're in the correct hands for smart plays.
Great damage.
See if that was my Batman, I would have like, lifted up and like, broken his neck.
And it would be an x-ray where you see like the top of the spine like get out of socket
There we go nice I got this shit
I was about to swoop down and grow yeah, right now. I want to get this throw here. This is kind of sounds fun
I don't remember what this is
Unlockable grab and throw yeah
How do you use it? Oh
Oh yeah. Sick.
No problem, boy. The boys are just finishing off.
The Arkham Chumps never stood a chance.
Oh god! Our friendly neighborhood roamed his own his way.
Backman would lost his way in Alken.
He must not leave this building.
Kroken.
Do you understand me?
Yes, boy.
Hey, you.
But the bad is as good as dead.
I hope you keep your promises, boy.
I hate to have to go and punish a family just to teach you a lesson.
And I can promise you, they won't be laughing.
But Joker!
Just do it and have fun.
I do, I will.
Oh look who it is! I have 20 years burning! Shut up, children!
I better warn my boy, you're already... I won't! You'll be a nice surprise!
I
Three arms
Well, he does it like silently there
That's so sick.
I wish I had that one now. I would have been tight.
Damn, you can glide kick so far.
Oh, shit! Whoa! Fuck! Okay, there's no joke!
Oh, isn't that cute? Little bats are sleeping. Someone finish him off.
Damn, I did not expect you to die that fast!
I got the shit
He is now under new management, he is a quick update on what's going on.
Some idiot is running around the asylum, dressed like a bat.
I know, crazy.
Personally, I think the best solution is to put a murder in history.
It's the only reliable cure.
I have a good feeling about this you guys
You guys really have what it takes to be the best.
Not.
Yeah!
Oof!
Did you really think it was gonna be that easy, man?
I've set up you all my boys your way.
Let's see how you deal with these girls.
He sits on the face
Oh, deep!
Hmm.
A bunch of punks is what they are.
Does everyone get- I feel like everyone gets alert if you do a glide kick.
I'm gonna wait.
Oh my god!
Damage!
I like how hard this is.
Oh my god!
Dammit, shit!
I like how hard this is.
Oh, I got this shit.
Never dying again. Oh, yeah, you can corner cover like this. Yeah, right
Damn, come to take it.
I'm scared.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Alright, next, come on!
There ain't no 50 subs for that, you crazy!
I think he's out.
Oh!
Requirements to Johnny Joker's gang one have weird addiction of showing nipples to be nuts three feet and shoot often the jasses as bird man at night.
Yeah, bird man.
this guy will patrol over here I don't I I'm assuming you can do corner
takedowns wait does he see me no
Oh, that's so tempting, but I want to see if you can do a corner one, yeah.
I
I
Bad
My brother turn
It's fine it's fine
I
Make the corner cover. I didn't know you could jump down. I didn't know you could jump down there
I pressed a for a corner cover
Okay, that's good to know though. That's good to me
I like how hard this is
I'm gonna game now
I know exactly what you do.
I know every single thing I'm going to do.
I've always had a thing for extreme personalities.
You can't deny there's an element of gladness in me.
I've always had a thing for extreme personalities.
I've always had a thing for extreme personalities.
You can't deny there's an element of glamour to these super criminals.
I warn you right now, these are hardcore psychotics.
Most would rather kill you than speak to you.
I'm sure I'll be fine, doctor.
They'll eat you for breakfast. I mean it.
One or two of them will enjoy it too.
Be careful.
What's in her hand? A rocket. She's holding a rocket launcher.
Oh
Oh
I'm just kidding.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm just kidding.
Cozy!
Harlequin Lady Gaga?
Oh yeah, I forgot that, the Joker's sequel.
That was like a musical or something.
I haven't seen that one, man.
I heard it was bad.
Nice.
It undoes everything in Joker 1.
That's so sad.
The Joker one was so good.
applications
You complete a series of
amazingly taxing challenges
You'll see ready for your first one good
But be careful don't cut yourself on this sharply observed portrait
Portraits
Use environment allows to scan and store solutions.
This is a portrait, isn't it?
Oh, here's a portrait.
This is a big-ass portrait.
Nice.
So you did it! Well done!
I expected a child to work that one out, let alone the world's greatest detective.
Yeah.
Right. Oh, yeah.
I Edward nigma have placed a dazzling selection of challenges and puzzles around Arkham
Can you solve them all will you find all my trophies? Are you ready to give up?
Your puny mind is no match for my own. Oh
It's cut yourself on the sharply because the guy's called Quincy sharp you. Hmm. Oh, this is an intense
puzzle has many sides but only some are visible
in intensive treatment lobby that's where i am in it
i'm over here fat man i guess that's why it's pulsating
okay hold up brother there's like a thing here
well yeah this is intensive treatment
Lobby yeah, there is something here a puzzle wait, what was that a puzzle as many pieces
Riddler challenges here. I like that it tells you when you're in the area
A puzzle has many sides, but only some are visible
That's where I took that guy out that's where the camera is taken from that's over here
here. What am I not seeing, Riddler?
And...
Ain't no yellow paint here.
Maybe it's in the office.
Thank you Tim brother!
I've been running around with X-ray when I took them out, I didn't see shit.
Maybe up here.
Nothing?
How hidden are these?
That's not Clanker.
It's real.
Is it Discordbot?
Awwww.
I call Cope.
It's in here so it was a massacre balls came walking in telling everyone to cover the front entrance
Said something about Joker's army coming through the main gate
Two of my guys moved to the exit and Frank shot him dead. They never stood a chance
Was balls alone?
Thought he was then I saw Harley Quinn
She was surrounded by I was at the right place
They were just killing everyone in the room on top of the building. I had no choice. I got in here locked the door
I could see it on the security feet. They had someone with them. It looked like the commissioner
Bose is dead. They carried on without him must have outlived his usefulness good. He was scum
scum
Now
The thing is, I don't really know what I'm looking for.
I guess the question mark.
Question mark.
I can't do anything with these boxes.
Hmm
Don't be that hit then surely is the first one all second I guess
no subjects detected here solution partially detected where
No subjects.
Wait, where is it?
What a mystery.
It's partially detected here.
Partially.
I don't even know what I'm looking for.
Okay.
No subjects.
No subjects.
no subject partially no subject no subject this is gonna be the entire
playthrough no subject okay what if I stand here and do this no subject no
subject okay if I'm back out really far here no subject how is it partially
world's greatest detective little did the bad guys know Batman just stands in
one spot taking pictures until it works yeah but it's partially okay is it
Outside is it over here? No it is in here
Polar legs are five
Okay, let's see
A puzzle as many sides, but only some are visible a puzzle
Puzzle pieces some are visible
Some are visible.
Hardest riddle in the game.
I'm playing on hardest difficulty, yeah. I am all hard. I don't know if you can unlock another one.
Now there's no subject detected again. Now it's partially.
Could it be something to do with...
No...
What is partially detected here?
I see only these.
Oh yeah, let's use this.
No subject.
Subject obscured?
Obscured.
No subject.
I mean it's gotta be these. No subjects. No subjects. What have I located for here? No subjects. No subject. What?
Now there's no subject anymore.
I'm scared.
Partially.
I'm scared.
Partially.
No subject.
What?
this is insane how precise is this and it's not outside partially did okay
maybe it is what if you have to do this no subjects okay
Yo what up demoness? I don't see any indication of anything here.
Hey you!
Hey, you. I am so clueless. I don't see anything that could resemble anything at all.
Is it through the window? Is it through...
no subject? Is it like... it's obscured? I don't see any question mark. I don't see...
all I see is cracks in the window when I take a sign like this no subjects no
subject obscene next to a chance partially detected awful fucks sake there's a
question mark okay where's the bottom of it
solution not a loin all right maybe I
have to stand like up here
let me see here
where's the where's the bottom of your
damn question my brother
Where's the fucking bottom?
No, don't drop them!
Is it on the other side? No, it's not on the other side. It's not here. This wouldn't make any sense.
It's not there, it's not there.
A joker has escaped a long time ago. It's so over.
over at least now I know what the hell I'm looking for
dinner readle just watching this wondering how you have managed this
far in life but I don't see where the thing is yeah you gotta use x-ray hold
up okay so when I went over here we need and also not the hero we deserve
Shut up man.
This is only the first, this is the warm-up one, okay?
I just don't see the bottom of this shit.
Anywhere.
Solution not aligned.
But where's the fucking dot, man? It's not here.
This is the most hardest puzzle in the game, I guess.
Dinearo.
Well, my pretty cup doesn't count, chat.
It's true. I'm assuming I have to, like, lie enough, right?
For the question mark. I need to find the bottom.
Okay, you-
Let's see here.
Let's see.
Can't be this fucking complicated, can it?
Where is the bottom?
Where is it, chat?
Tell me!
Alrighty then.
Blow is literally blind as a butt.
I don't see it.
Where is it?
It's nowhere to be seen.
Oh, there!
I was too much to the right, okay?
What?
Wait, I got it, I got it, don't worry.
Yes!
Woo!
I'm just close playing Blind Bath, alright?
We're good now. I know how these work. I had no memory of this
Where we're going this way Arkham Island?
To the dude
Your daily rage bay chat for Nolan wishes he could have made a Batman this impressive true
Riddler
More riddlers, you don't know jack about Gotham chewing in to find out. Oh, I think I need explosive here. Yeah, I can't do this yet
The next one I find it's gonna be so quick
Hit me up with the next one
Not for a few as well, Marks.
The gelatin's on too good of a sight coming this way.
I'll start dipping it in the bomb-surroundment and...
What's it mean?
A kindergarten.
A hospital.
A billionaire national.
Chison, chison, chison.
All access to the island has been restricted.
Airspace is closed off and early reports suggest
that Batman himself is trapped on the island.
We'll be right here reporting live on any developments back to the studio
Thanks Jack, more is it happens
Okay, I'm here, uh, Riddler!
Yeah, here
Well this one-
I'm buying up the butt
You don't know Jack about Gotham
Oh, that means it unlocks a reward?
Okay
You don't know Jack about Gotham?
In the utility corridor
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got this shit
But maybe I need explosive though, maybe I'm just wasting my time.
I mean there is a question mark here but that's different right?
Not so easy.
Riddle solved!
Damn, so fucking easy.
What? That was so quick.
I like these riddles man, they're good.
Could you download a mod from 4k harley?
What the hell?
That's not needed.
I don't even remember what the hell I ate yesterday.
Yeah.
That is so tight.
That is so tight.
Gotta rescue Gordon.
I think I'll have to tell her again, I can't.
You just have to have them up and leave us!
Every suck, villain, murderer, and kindergarten teacher that is carrying out all the order, you should have them up and leave us!
Show us the bad plans. We need to verify its existence.
I showed him earlier. They're there.
Sorry, sir, but you can't come in this way. It's locked down.
Where does the door lead?
Led to the old pump station. Warden Sharp had a close down soon after he arrived.
right said it was a security risk you're lucky I was about to take you out
it's cool it's not cool Joker's unpredictable stay alert yeah you think
you'll come this way okay same or maybe I won't let Joker or any of his gang
bad man you got out what's happening back there we got directed over here and
then the radio's died they keep playing this damn tune over and over
joker's in control of the island he's responsible for sending you over here
how did he get out I mean you're here and an Arkham guard named Frank Bowles
betrayed you all he broke out Joker who killed him when he was no longer needed
Yeah, some loyalty. Do you need any help? No, you and your men are safer here. I'll find you if I need anything
There's a trophy you need a lot of gear and stuff
A far-mined story out at the beginning
Joker's taking control of Arkham asylum and he gots to stop them
You need me to do anything?
Just stay alive. I'll do the rest.
So the Joker's free again?
Not for long.
So, the nutcases are running wild. Do you need any help?
Just stay alert, Officer. I'll take care of it.
I'm going to track him down. I need you to stay here. Stop anyone trying to get into
the mansion whatever you say Batman no one's getting past ladder a lot them so
Swedish I've played Arkham city oh
Oracle disable the Batmobile's countermeasure system I saw the alert
what's wrong where are you I'm outside the Arkham mansion Harley Quinn probably
took the alarm if she still got Gordon with her he could get hurt okay done the
Batmobile is still parked up outside the intensive treatment building in Ark of
North I sent you the schematics for the entire island I've marked key locations
like your car thanks Oracle no I've played this protect the Batmobile I'll
play this in Arkham City but never the others I've played both of those on
release. I've never streamed them.
Can I hear the Wu Chang news? Uh, no? What's up?
I'd love to play Arkham Knight, now that I've heard it so good.
I never played Arkham Knight.
That was one of the easy ones.
That man, what are you...
I'm sorry, I kind of never thought you were real.
What's happening?
Joker sees control of the island.
Stay here and keep a lookout.
Blackgate prisoners are roaming free.
Don't let them get close to you.
You won't stand a chance.
Is that another Riddler?
Good we need this XP. I want to get the one where you hang them upside down
That'll be very good on this
Of course
Not just give you a look ridiculous sound yeah ridiculously good
Here we got like 62 loud a lot of them bloody guys like 15 things all the rage bait bitties I guess
Rage bait bitties
Oh, it's through there, I see, but maybe- No.
Is this remaster?
I don't know, I just bought it on Steam.
It's dangerous down there, Batman.
We've got multiple black haters.
We've got ahold of firearms.
Probably from the gunner.
Thanks for the concern, officer.
But it'll take more than guns to stop me.
We had to pull back out of the tunnel.
I didn't even know there wasn't a remaster for this.
Oh, really? What makes it bad?
I got this trust. I'm all warmed up now.
This soulless remaster look.
Do you get 50 XP for a silent takedown? That's a lot.
Twiddle them and twiddle these. Saw it. Can you see it?
Oh, wow.
Oh
Fuck.
So hurt.
Fuck.
Way harder when you don't see these indicators.
Oh shit, he went flying.
Ah!
Oh shit, he went flying!
Ah!
There's a supply of explosive gel in the trunk of the Batmobile.
Ooh!
I may need it.
Dude, look how cool the Batmobile is, man!
yeah it may harm bystanders Harley trashed the car looks like there was a
scuffle I need to search the area around the Batmobile there could be a clue as
to where she took Gordon
all right
It was a birthday gift I gave him last year, there's no way he'd leave it.
Exactly. He's left me a trail to follow. He's alive, Barbara.
I love that the eyes, like when he activates his mission, it's so sick.
Oh, upgrades available for exclusive drinks.
You blow a question mark
Upgrade nice
So that was a combo throw seems all right
Well, I was bad meant to perform an unblockable instant take then after achieving a combo screw of eight
You can continue chain attacks after
Items not available powers up the battering and commas. They can be used. Oh, yeah
Here's the inverted takedown. Yeah, that's fucking cool, dude. Oh
Military, yeah, that's the hell they're noise
Greater protection not available not available. What's this?
Increase the time and the ceiling stays down
I lost two targets have been taken out
Simultaneously once thrown across short period of time before it can be used again
It upgrades the combo battering
Remote control battering yeah, oh
Oh, auto-proximity detonation. That's cool. No, I'm getting the takedown though.
It would be so nice to have on this difficulty when they have fucking rifles and shit.
Look at that's not the cool art. Yeah. Oh, you have to hang from the gargoyle. Yeah.
Right, I'm looking for the... here.
Oh yeah, there was like a Riddler challenge here?
Oh there's a bunch, Jesus.
Now I see it, now you don't.
Let's face it, there's two dents on the wall.
Holy shit.
I mean I'll get a little lukecy and see if I can see something, but don't hold your breath,
alright?
Oh.
I'm going to play the beast game, you have beast of reincarnation.
boring side-to-down oation test?
No, it's not.
So, you're gonna make a joke.
In the flesh!
Sir Knott, do you want me to look at the ink blocks again?
The first one is a kitten I had when I was a child.
The second is...
Hmm, let's see...
A dead elephant.
The third is a...
All right, now let's get the jokes.
Skip the jokes?
I shot!
Didn't she get my primary record? Be quite proud.
Every doctor that has ever interviewed you claims a different type of psychosis.
Every thing from multiple personality disorders doing well.
The list is endless.
I do my best.
Yeah, I don't believe it.
Anything can cure me.
No, no.
And do you think you can cure me?
Oh, I know I can.
I know where he was taken Bruce
Oh
Secrets map
Oh
Wow look at all these what the hell is that question mark trophies or is it all the scripture?
Question mark question mark
There's so many things you can't do until later, yeah.
Fuck it, we'll go save Gordon.
What's in here?
Yes!
I need this.
XP, dude.
We need that early XP.
so we don't get stuck on encounters.
Yeah, it's like a metrovania design. Yeah, it's cool.
Surface axis.
Let's not get sidetracked, man.
A BATROID VANIA!
Saw it!
Oh, here's one of these!
cleaning the arterial filth from the city.
We have been its servants, giving all to protect it.
And still it has chosen to hurt us.
I
I
My buff like that your zinc maxing broke
Oh
My god, I expect the a bro. Thank you
Let's go no stalling security doors are locked. I'm going to have to find another way around to get back on Gordon's trail
Zass is counting on you finding his work.
the punch first man there's some anger behind it
No, uh, that Riddler's just behind the vent.
You can't open the vent from that side, not yet at least.
A lot of the Riddler stuff you need gear that you achieve later is like a metrobania.
I'm trying to there
Are you okay?
You hit like an old man!
Oh!
Oh
Fuck yeah
If you want to see five hundred and seventy five
I warned you, he may look like an idiot, I'm like an idiot, but don't let that do you.
The combat is really fun.
Yeah, it's just such a nice impact, you know.
Scrambat this is my me time. Where's Gordon?
What's
I can never say
You'll have to find another way
No way past the security gate got to find another route
All right, we'll do yeah, I don't know the combat issues. It's simple right, but it's just so satisfying
Yeah, you can make it more complex. I mean you can use batterings and shit mid-combat and all that
I'm gonna take down a combo yet. I haven't unlocked it yet. I only have the phone
I don't know about you, but I'm having a great time you guys just make it look too easy
Which is not what I think you could do
Oh, find everyone. Now!
Yeah, playing this now makes me really excited for like, playing Arkham Knights in the future.
I want all the doctors around here to search every inch of the medical building.
I mean it! Search every room, every office, and every trashcan!
If another doctor starts running this out of the building, then you won't!
I'll just flood the rooms with-
I bought the entire-
I think- there's like a megasail on all the games.
Like you can buy it on a bundle on Steam.
It's like insanely cheap. It's like nine bucks for all games or something.
No, I didn't mean to choke all the way.
Get off of me!
Shut up!
Get down there with the others!
Take two!
Move it!
Okay, okay.
I hear you.
I'm going.
the doctors I've got to save them
I'm gonna stay in a cry baby.
Hey you.
What are you doing?
That's so cool.
Ahhhh!
What the hell are you doing?
Holy shit!
Bye bye dad!
What?
I thought that would be like silent
Oh, I think I've missed a trophy that could have gone the other way
Dude hard difficulty is really no joke
Why does he need the it's fighting like the melee combat to save them, but when they have guns? Oh my god, you just get fried so quickly
I
Yeah, I got physics on on the highest.
Oh, this is gonna be a dog fight.
Five armed hostiles?
Yeah, we gotta use all the tricks to our advantage.
I'm gonna guess the bomb is very loud.
I
Got damn their patrols are let's see maybe this guy. I don't know how good their vision is
Wait, okay, so that actually does alert them?
Oh my god!
They don't know where I am now.
Yeah, you do that.
Oh, if you miss...
I should not have gone on that one.
Loser, loser, loser, hat!
Shut up!
Okay, just getting used to it, that was fine.
Get off of me!
Not dying again now.
So yeah, you can actually de-agger them.
That makes this easy then.
It makes it very easy.
Why does he need the doctors?
I've got to save them I
Won't die again now. I know how this works the AI monster
I don't want to worry for it, but I think he may be sick.
hate hospitals always gives me the creeps shit there's so many of them
kind of hospital is this looks more like a torture
come on go and shake your friend
This is so scary, dude.
medical attention. The room's clear. You're safe now.
That was very Batman. Batman!
I think there was a riddle here. Over here!
I don't know what happened. One minute we were doing our evening rounds, and the next armed thugs burst into the room and took us hostage.
Did they have anyone with them?
They took someone into the elevator. I couldn't tell who it was.
They obviously didn't want to be followed. The elevator appears to have been powered down. You're going to be okay here.
We'll be fine.
What about the others? We heard gunfire. They could be dead. We should go and help.
No, I forgot dr. Kellerman was in the patient observation room and dr. Chen went to surgery and dr. Young went to x-ray
Okay, stay here. I'll find the other doctors. I'm here Mike. Hold still
I'll get you free. I'll get you out of there. There was a
little riddle here a
Question can all be answered from a new perspective
Take talk news flash someone's not getting out of here alive. Oh, there must be a dead body
Who's a dead body?
Alright, I must be this guy. This guy's dead as fuck.
Oh?
Seth-loving-stherety-browl again.
for it's in the harmless riddles Dr. Young. May I test you with one?
Oh yeah Jim Carrey!
What is it that walks on four legs, then two legs, and finally three legs?
A human being! As a baby it crawls on four legs, as an adult it walks on two, and in later years it uses a cane.
Good try, but the answer to all three is the baby.
True, it crawls on all fours, but cut off its legs and it can only wiggle on two limbs.
Give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three, you see?
It's horrible!
Oh, you can't close it?
And it keeps playing?
Nice. Thank you.
Oh shit. God damn. There it is.
Killer Croc.
Born with a rare mutation that made his skin green and scaly and grew his body to grotesque proportions,
Waylon Jones was raised by an alcoholic aunt and bullied relentlessly for his appearance.
He briefly worked as a carnival freak, I'm gonna name Killer Croc.
But his misanthropy grew as did his bestial nature, pushing him to a life of crime.
As his physical condition and mental state deteriorate, Killer Croc becomes a more bestial
foe, increasingly detached from humanity.
Goddamn.
There was one more thing here.
I mean, I'm not going to solve these all, but can only be answered from a new pre- oh,
this is one of the like question marks again, isn't it?
Oh
Hmm I see one part of it
Already solved yeah, but this is difference not a line. Okay, maybe it's from up here
Trust Chad this will be
It's definitely not up here
Any destructible floors?
Ceilings?
Kkkk!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright!
Oh, there's a vent here.
Any trophies?
Ehhhhhhh...
So silent.
Oh!
Ehhhhh, so silent.
Oh.
You missed the unemployed life that gave you the opportunity to complete all riddles back
in the day.
There's a lot of this stuff.
So, the great detective has solved the mere 10% of my challenge.
Are you ready to give up yet?
Ooh, level up! Nice!
Yeah, there's the insta-takedown. Um, yeah, here.
So that's cool.
So do you have to choose between the throw and the takedown?
Yeah, look how violent he is. Fuck yeah.
You can choose, yeah. All right.
Uh, okay, I want to solve this now that I've seen the first part of it.
I can't be here. That doesn't make sense. I feel like it's above.
I haven't even seen, like, the other part must be huge.
It must be a big part somewhere.
Hmm.
Uh-huh, look at this.
Now we're talking, yeah.
I need to do that.
I get it!
I get it!
I get it!
What a guy. Alright, what are we doing? Um, we're going over here and here and here.
Okay, well, there's a door over here.
Will all patients please remain calm and move slowly to their accommodation?
Let me in for the service.
The clock will be set.
Dr. Fernandes, I will assist you.
Woo!
Now let's start to the left here.
You can take these out.
I
Won't hear this
Damn it, I had a game plan
Damn that is so powerful
Archer.com
My second place I played it on release I've never streamed
Was this firefly
Oh
But take them out
It's non-lethal explosion, catch what happened.
I don't have any mods installed, nothing.
Ah, working on it.
Oh shit, it's that guy alright?
Yeah.
Oh cool.
the control panel. Oh here's a control panel too. And over there. I don't have
remote battering.
But I have this.
I don't know if you can hear this board's showing power to them.
Last one in there oh tea
Dang it.
Oh, very nice.
Okay, let's see here.
The gas is in the way for this.
I'll see it.
Maybe it's not.
Ha!
Ha, it looks at it like an idiot. Oh, teeth!
Okay, let's test it. I'm watching the good movies lately. Uh, watch the back rooms.
Dropping him is not gonna...
Oh, really? That's a heavy boy.
The obsession was sick dude, but now I want to watch the Dark Knight trilogy.
Let's see, I think there was a riddle in here.
Easy way to check.
Uh, yes.
Was this Firefly too hot off the press?
Press, press.
Backrooms?
Yeah, it was alright.
I mean, it was good, but I kind of expected better.
Flash is on me.
Firefly!
Firefly, could you shine your light?
Yeah, I've seen the dark night trilogy, but it was a long time ago
All right, we're good next
Watch the warehouse fight from Batman vs Superman during food breaks.
Pretty much a live action fight from the arcane games, yeah?
My favorite Batman movie growing.
Man, I haven't seen the old ones in so long.
Alright, should be over here.
Yeah, we gotta get up there, alright, and then we gotta go to the right. Let's go up first.
I'm insured we are voted being number one for real name Bruce. I know I'm bad
Rumors persist that Tommy Elliot operates an Arkham. Can it be true?
Oh
Don't speak you're safe now
I know just not for me
Oh, what the hell? Get down there, boys!
See if you can deter any pressure in the face!
I'm ready waiting for it!
Actually, I want to go down there!
Ow!
There it's there!
You don't have holes, you can take it to base!
And smash you in the face!
Ow!
Fuck, I forgot to get that, fuck!
I
Nice ruthless
I
Don't get too full of yourselves bad. I'm just softening you up think of this is a preview
Cut me free!
I don't really know what the cape attack does. I gotta try it. I always forget about it.
I'm sorry. I tried to tell you. I couldn't speak.
Relax. You're safe now. I can handle these low-life thugs.
Alright, that was cool. Anything else there?
Stunned combo? Oh, oh, is this? Oh, wait, I can't.
sub low far yeah I need like a gear for this oh yeah the riddle I forgot there's
riddle in here right a classroom meaning a miss fault I don't know yet I gotta
check. Rumors says that Tommy Elliot operates in Arkham. Tommy Elliot. Elliot? Tommy Elliot.
I think I'm looking for a name. Tommy Elliot. Oh, here. Yeah, T Elliot.
Everyone knows the stories of the various so-called super criminals who've been treated here, but that is only half the story.
Our low-security wings offer normal ventures.
This is the correct answer.
Troubled individuals, a safe haven for recovery.
Call them to grab the trophy. I think I need to like the hacker thing to turn off the electrical gates.
Medical, surgical, diagnostic, and wellness programs. High quality of care, coupled with Arkham Asylum's convenient location.
I've ensured we are voted the number one
Yeah
With Amadeus Arkham built this fight institution view would
The game is not a pre-premier psychiatric evaluation at the rehabilitation center, it's become.
Everyone knows that the area is so-called super-criminal.
It's a mystery.
It's a little bad in my comics.
I remember my friend had the killing joke or something.
That's not an old one, though, I think, but yeah.
Are you done?
I'm done.
You think I can?
Stop your whining and listen to me.
If any of you need me well,
feel free to express permission
that I've been wanting to make sure
you are taken out ASAP.
Looks like you're a bargaining chip.
Gotta tell you that the boss is all over this job.
Planned like a military operation.
Friends on the inside and out.
I'm quite aware that this job,
as you call it,
What I want to know is why you chose me. Did Joker specify me? Why don't you let me talk to him? I'm sure we can settle.
Once more. I am going to finish you. You understand me?
Shut the hell up.
Kill Thor. Kill Zand. Keep that trap of yours safe.
Holy shit!
Ooh, upgrade! Fuck yeah, let's go.
Oh wait, through... upgrade of the four explosive gel.
She's fine.
will affect his campaign for mayor.
That'll be the least of it.
God, you almost forgot.
They said they were moving through the facility, hunting down the other doctors.
Not a problem. All staff have been rescued.
Yes.
You'll be safer if you remain here.
I can't stay here all night. I have work to do.
All the medical staff are safe.
It's time to continue following the Harley Quinn and Gordon's trail.
Oh, why do you need that?
Ella, can you say in your best Batman voice, pepperoni pizza?
Damn it, Alfred, I clearly asked for banana pizza.
Heh.
Pepperoni pizza?
Damn it, Alfred, I clearly asked for banana pizza.
How the fuck does Bale talk like that throughout the entire movie?
Batman's vegetarian?
Real?
No Riddler here.
He's not?
Well, Tina! Thank you! Yeah.
Yeah.
Do I do, you know?
I'm actually sitting on my cape, I just realized.
Fucking a...
See that?
You would believe
We accept most major HMOs our website contains everything you need to know about our facility
And how we can help you did you know that there's a lot nothing I see in here?
I'll have a little bit. Let's see. We have to go back
Did you find them are they okay? Yes, they're safe now bet me you've got another problem
I need to get back to the mansion. All my research notes are there.
We can't risk Joker getting his hands on them.
It's not safe, Doctor. The island's a war zone. You won't stand a chance.
It's my life's work. You really don't have the authority to...
I'll get her there, Batman. You ask me. It's about time for a little feedback.
I don't like it, but... who called the elevator?
It wasn't us. It's coming from the lower floor.
What? I blew a spark?
Just take Dr. Young, get her notes, and then find somewhere safe to hold up.
Everyone else go to the observation room barricade yourselves in
Tief all right, let's go
It's only three
I'm gonna check on your buddy pal.
Any pain and pressures?
I do not remember how he talks.
need talk like quite the dangly wait to get out of here
I got this
God let's say I thought you'd last longer these bed scenes are really good. Oh, they're so scary
He's in here somewhere. Spread out.
Oh man, I hate that stink of hospitals.
Oh shit that fucking hurts oh my god the enemies huh oh yeah
Yeah, teeth!
If I was Batman, it would be my trademark gadget.
Chainsaw.
But a silent chainsaw.
So you'd come up behind them?
Like you're sitting on the gargoyle?
Too easy!
Oh, think about it.
I'm trapped in a little metal box.
And that elemental is like,
Why do you have like a mini chainsaw?
So
He pops down it's like a right through the top of the skull
No, I'm lethal
Oh, yeah.
Are you going to take your hat off to Harley Vance?
Hey, you!
Yo!
Staratix Nightfall Project Switching!
What are you doing here?
Ah, Joke-ah!
Oh yeah, um, Wain-Tek.
I don't have any upgraded new.
Oh yeah.
A lot of special comm moves to be executed after achieving a combo score of 5 instead of 8.
cool that's tight there was new gadget stuff too here allow selective
detonation of explosive gel useful for advanced takedown automatically detonate
nearby threat detected temporarily incapacitated
I would enjoy absolute Batman I should so edgy violent
What is absolute Batman never heard of it
This is a cut- oh it's coming series a new one a new West new wish
Oh, it's a modern comic alternate takes on superheroes and villains pretty Japanese inspired
That sounds fucking cool though.
I got to be checking in with the x-ray.
No!
I'm sorry, but remember we thought it was a game. Please leave a message after the time.
Arbra, are you there?
It's me, I can't be alone.
Identity unknown.
hold on there was a there was a regular was it in here? no?
scarecrows so cool dude
So weird.
I'll get out, I guess, too.
I guess too
Mom?
Help us, Bruce!
Don't let us die!
He's so cool!
Scarecrow's one of my favorites.
This segment I have a few memories of.
I
Right
Shit, I'm just gonna go...
Yeah, the Bat-Loy!
Why am I Batman?
It was a charity gun.
And also because fucking cool.
Silent killer of the oceans can be found in a tiny jar is that inside this room?
What's going on oracle us right here? I'm okay. What happened? I lost contact
Are you sure you're all right? Have you found my dad? I'm fine. Had a little run-in with scarecrows slowed me down
I'll get back to you in a bit
What is this, is that like a fucking leech or something?
What is that?
The great white shi- Oh, how I see.
I was close.
Right.
I'm going to buy this, and I can do more bone breaking moves more often.
Those moves are so brutal actually.
Having trouble figuring out what's real and to watch just the figure of your twisted little mind?
Stay here. Just roll with it, that's it. It gets easier once you give in. Get ready, that's it.
That makes all the planning.
Listen, don't launch it, it's just one last puzzle that you can have for a little more.
Oh, nice.
Oh, it's over here.
Takes me there.
What is that?
You play the Batman car racer game?
There's no way there is one, is there?
Okay, that just- there's no one else.
You recently 100% this game, finding all teeth was the most annoying part?
Yeah, there's- there seems to be so many of them.
Is this bear the pain of his life?
to kill the old man. If any of my guys even think you're in the room, they're patrolling
down there. I've told them all you're on the way. So here's the deal. If you can find
a way to get to Harley without anyone realizing, I'll give you your next present. Fail and
the old carter dies. Hell, I may even give you Harley. It looks like you could use a new
without being the take two
Bane god damn all natural fucking hell in prison from birth to serve his dead
father sentence Bane was raised inside a horrific environs of Santa Prisca prison
His only friend in the hellhole was a teddy bear he named Oceto.
Finding solace in smuggled books and meditation, he developed incredible powers of concentration.
When he was subjected to military experiments using a steroid codenamed Venom, his iron-forged
will helped him survive when other test subjects had died and he managed to escape.
Determined to prove his worth, he sought out Batman and broke the Dark Knight's spine,
Batman recovered and managed the best bane, cutting off the precious venom supply that
transforms bane into a superhuman.
God damn.
He's my height when he's on venom dude, that's crazy, six foot eight.
All right, everything undetected here.
He wants the old man kept safe from Batman.
If anyone gets near him, it won't be me carrying the can.
No problem.
Nothing's getting past me.
Batman will be a dead man.
And I'll be famous.
Whatever.
Get over there and keep looking.
Now go!
No.
Bobby's got the old man on top of you.
See the batboard?
Anyone else?
He's got the old man on top of you.
See the battle?
Anyone else helping around?
He died.
I think I'll first try this.
Mr. J kills Batman, and we're going to get married.
It's going to be so cool.
He doesn't stand a chance.
Keep your trap shut.
You won't get away with this.
I
Don't divy almost make the right a pretty good strong dude
I'm gonna wait for that guy to patrol he might see the guy I took out though
Wait for him to move come on brother move the other way
Okay, I should be able to get this guy before it's a little bit risky. Can they see through the fences?
I actually don't know and I surely they can't right can they? Oh, I don't know there's only one way to find out
You'll be caught Quinn. God lock up
They definitely can't
One. Sorry. It wasn't my choice.
And now you really should come in the here of yours.
All that great makes you look so old.
You think anything you gotta say matters to me?
Say now what? Um...
Well, I don't want to make sure I don't get caught, dude.
I have a recording in here.
Oh, yes.
I'll get your man up top.
To the bathroom if you want to. Scoping around.
Die!
what's in here all right I do anything up here no
It's gonna be a...
You took longer than I thought.
He's out of control. He's trying to prove something.
I'm not sure I can stop him this time.
You'll do it. Batman, listen. We're not alone.
He's got something else down there. I don't know what it is.
What a blabbermouth! Spoiling the surprise.
Be quiet.
Oh, am I kidding to you? Am I?
You're going to love this next bit.
It wants Dr. Young's login.
Never mind that.
Get behind me.
Now.
Bane.
I've already broken a black gate.
Cut.
I've got a black gate.
Cut me down!
Who did this to you?
Dr. Young, the boo-ha.
She drained the venom from my blood.
Must stop.
Sorry, has been.
The good doctor won't be a problem much longer.
Have you liked my puppet?
What say we cut him down?
Go on, rock!
Holy shit!
Nice, baby!
I was fixing my cap for it now look.
Okay, shit.
Okay, can I roll?
Yeah, we're good.
I don't need that health anyways.
You will not escape me again!
I
Have to be so careful what the fucking heels up gimmicks here
I
Will break you this time now
Yeah, you're probably right
That is bullshit
To the back breaker
Um, let's see.
Maybe we can stun him.
Wait, hold on.
There it is, yeah.
Woooo!
What?
Okay, I know the gimmick.
I know the gimmicks.
More games to do death screens like this is so good. I know exactly all the gimmicks
Some damage what a bit of damage
Not the brightest villain.
Oh shit!
Ah, the vennas!
Oh, one?
Yep.
I
Let me take care of your gimmick, guys.
AHH! Fuck!
AHH!
I
Holy shit, they fuck it hurt
The bat is broken!
Ha ha ha!
I win now. If I don't win now, I'm lost.
I'm lost Batman if I don't win now.
You come here for the help, babe?
You know those kids.
I should not okay don't do that next time let him heal I need to take care of the goose
I will fuck you!
Now come on run then!
You're my enemy!
Yeah fuck why am I so greedy?
Fine.
Put up the slab if you think so.
Alright look in, look in.
Oh
Surely I won't throw this
There's no more goons.
Oh my god!
I don't think his health is no.
If I would have gone in, I would have died.
No washening
This game's so tight dude. I like the bone breaking moves.
Batman, you okay? I'm fine Jim. Where's Quinn?
Dawn, must have gotten loose while Bane was throwing you around.
We need to get you off the island.
I'm not a rookie. I can handle myself
No, babe this time
I would love to go back to the mainland.
It's too dangerous here.
I don't like leaving you here.
Radio claims he's planted bombs all over Gotham.
Gotham will panic.
You're needed there.
We're ready to go now, sir.
Bane called Dr.
You're approved, ma'am.
Yeah, Cavals.
It's Spanish. For which?
Which?
Bane did actually break Batman's spine in the comics by some of the references, yeah.
Horrible. Go through the city's computers. Pull up all you can find on Dr. Young.
I'll go through anything you find once I get to the cave.
Um, Batcave? On Ark of Island?
I built it years ago. It's best to plan ahead for situations like this.
How'd you manage to keep this a secret?
It's me, remember?
So do you think Dr. Young's been experimenting with Venom?
The same chemical that turns Bane into that animal?
Yes, I'm worried.
Bane seemed even more powerful than usual.
Joker wants the Venom, and that can only be trouble.
I'm heading to Dead Man's Point in Arkham North.
I'll contact you once I'm in the Batcave.
I
Know what I missed yeah, I'm back to Louis that's a lot of loud ass like 16 man. It's the herd plain-thank and I cool Tina
Thank you guys Miranda. Thanks 32
It's all natural, baby
The hot takes night three Andrews for the 40s. Do I have any riddle stuff here? Oh, yeah, tons
What are these it's counting you to find his work
The scare goes gas break down barriers as it drives you insane do you see what I can see no then maybe I'm in a stronger position
We're going to kill the crook!
No subjects.
It's kind of nice to walk around taking pictures and then all of a sudden, subject in range.
Absolute Batman designs.
Hey, it's from my hamstring, Tima.
So my hips come off and my knees aren't above them.
Anyway, I thought it would be good to talk about your chat.
Have I ever heard of a bad stuff?
I don't give up the cooks for free.
You'll have to try hard.
What do you like?
Didn't you hear me?
You scratched my back, Doc.
I won't have you wrapped in plastic and left in a gut.
This is Joker's design in it.
What?
the fuck?
weird
Let's see we are going over there
Yo, what up, Farrah always oiled up, brother
Yo goons
Oh
This is
Let's go back, I guess.
Absolute pain?
Oh wait, and they confirmed that Absolute Badmines show is in its early stages of the
year.
Oh, wait.
What's the deal with Deadman's Point?
It's been a favorite suicide location in Arnhem Island for over a hundred years.
Yeah, I know.
I once saved an unfortunate inmate while moving off into the rocks below.
I found a cave entrance and over the years I've moved a number of supplies here. It's a regular home away from home
Shit, I can't get through. Oh, wait, right. You have to go through here
Now I see it now you don't
Hey, you know I did what that could be over there around the building
Batman there's all this BS in absolute Batman.
Oh fuck!
Look at this!
That's basically what he's doing in this game though.
It fucked me.
Oh, yeah, this is one of those.
I guess you can not carry these get up I want to do that
Oh
Knife counter is an upgrade I see okay. All right, let's go over here
Speaking of upgrade yeah
That's the last one parcel of the batter ranks. It can be used in knockdown thugs. Eh
I don't know about that
Hmm not available two targets taken out simultaneously
No, this is my second time playing this I played it on release, but I never I never replayed it
This kind of nice
armor upgrades kind of nice to you well the thing is you probably it's not
gonna do much I think you die so fast anyway so hard fuck it I'll take this
just tap the batarang so you powered up with combos I guess
Oh
As Gotham's veins
Slowly filled with pain and suffering
The effects were felt everywhere
My father fell first
Infected by some foul breaking clothes is a listen to right my mother lived on
I returned to the family home to care for her.
She remained in her bed for as long as her body continued to breathe.
Her tears kept me awake at night.
It's Subtotals, friends.
The doobies
I want to say DC, but the thing is I don't know too much about either of them.
Oh
No bat came
Dr. Yan was heading up a project. It was big. Lots of external funding. Here are the last
note she filed. It can't make sense of it. What does it mean?
Looks like she was experimenting on the Arkham patient. This new chemical only barely resembles
the original Venom compound. There are a number of changes that appear to amplify the strength
the drug. Multiple references to a Titan formula. Even a small amount could trigger a venom-like
transformation in the host. Eliminating the need for the storage tank, Bane requires.
Hang on. These notes aren't complete. The formula is missing. That must be the secret Dr. Young
is hiding. If Joker gets his hands on this, he will create an army of a thousand Banes.
I'm good. Is Joker crazy enough to do that? What am I saying? He's got to stop it.
Rondo, makes it 6-7. The back claw can also attach to enemies, yeah.
Now you can pull those like vents that are above you.
I'm going after her. She was heading to the mansion with cash. I'm going up top via the catacombs.
And I am going to the bathroom and getting the El Dogo out so Jack can fight in the meanwhile.
I forgot my phone.
Hello Mr. Charles, if there will ever be an actual gunshot, I'll kill you.
Garfield Cod 3, will you jet up as Garfield, Slash Kiki?
the
the
I think I got it.
I'll take it.
No, I didn't.
I'm sorry.
I've got to go.
Oh, I know, I've got to go.
I'll be right back.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
Did I finish your journey to the west?
I did, yes.
Room is looking extra tilted today.
Poison Ivy in absolute Batman?
Oh damn.
That's Batman? Oh my god.
Fuckin' A.
Jack, can I be uh...
Pat Pattinson Batman for a bit?
If it's 2 times minus 3, it makes plus 6 in the end because, and equals plus your Wookiee
key.
What the fuck?
Backlaw containers.
Oh.
The badden's done.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
The joke?
Romlosai, I am ensign.
Right if, Mil, right.
I forgot.
The most important thing, Argeal, it is time.
Have it open?
Goddamn it.
It's time to roll!
Walk in the bat!
Get!
I'm waiting for the drop, all right?
It's starting so fucking good dude, it's too good.
I'm rolling.
Please, at least top 10.
again. Our rules have been bad the last three days. Come on!
Come on! Oh shit! That actually could be good!
I said stop and I'll take that
Damn, I will take that, I will take that.
What the hell, let me see friend list.
Fucking hell. How many of you are rolling mythic like every day?
It's so cheating. It's insane.
It's so cheating. What the salad roll?
I
Said my man dude
He's just gonna call up my gooner poems again, how could I not?
Look oh
Ah, my burning, rising world between your barren void.
Down there, my strong, vast, wide stone rises.
The bone deep inside almost there.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm gonna pull him. Can I bat and man? I can't. God damn it.
I see I can do among us again yay I don't see anything edgy this end could be kind of edgy
The sladler strikes again.
Yeah.
Nye.
Double stow and I saw that too.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait can you do can you do?
Where is it? Oh
You can't do rolling. I was gonna do rolling stones. Oh this
Oh
Damn Google
The stone slides pressing them on there descending gems, it's too good man. You can tell I didn't make that
Oh wait, I got something
I
Guess hold up I got something
Do I have am I
Don't have am among
Okay.
I...
Roll...
What happened with my eye?
What? Me? No, I...
Dude, I swear, I...
I roll gems.
Cuz my rolls are gems there it is I roll gems
That's how it is
Jealous of my poetry
Jealous of my poetry
And before precise next time, I'm planning on having takeover.
Hey, I didn't mean it.
Well, credit isn't like a date.
I mean, I'm not perfect.
Well, can't I think of it?
I'm pretty close to the perfect hour of die.
Where was I?
Oh, yes.
A letter from a woman like you.
You're right.
I work only crawling around free,
because I arrange hope in his cell
is something I will not tolerate.
I'm sorry, boss. I didn't mean it like that. Please.
Oh, well, now you're apologetic.
I'll just have someone drive down to your house
and bring your mind to me.
Oh, my God.
You're a joker!
You are a problem with my generous nature.
Uh, no, um, I guess not. Uh, uh, thanks?
I'll just mention it.
Tension. It is a matter of clothes.
I'm gonna tell you the one about the guy who came home to find his life, a paraplegic.
Joker is fucked, man.
Fuck, man!
You're perfect for a person?
Hey, can you hear me?
You need to come here and get your ear cleaned out.
I'm gonna kill you.
It's killing me.
How the hell do you grab this?
Not now, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait, double tap?
it's my RNG, the language is only 1% for house
why are we the ones trying to open it?
this ain't even the main door
if we even get it open, we don't know what it'll do
I ain't going here!
you even touched the door in the kitchen!
yeah, you're a member of Nikki, right?
he was an idiot, deserved to be eaten
I said we just tell Joker we couldn't find him. He'll be safe. No one will know.
Yeah, yeah, that'll work. No one will know.
Yeah, let's just wait it out and hope that door holds.
Okay, but Joker never finds out, right?
He stores the crap.
It's the battle!
Fuck, wrong ass.
No, get up!
What's the other guy doing?
Just standing there?
I'm going to grab these now, yeah.
Da-da-da-da-da.
bank records there've been multiple payments starting last April until two
months ago. Then nothing. The payments came from a company owned by Mr. Jack White.
One of Joker's oldest aliases. So Joker pays Dr. Young to create his army and
then all of a sudden he stops. Doesn't make any sense.
Doesn't make any sense.
Okay, it's there, so I'm gonna check what's over here.
Hey!
I will find you!
Rip your flashlight paper!
Jed, Fido takes the 1-10, you only take 63 records, or what?
Don't wanna see your RNG-tile score, all of y'all are cheating.
Mythic every day, my ass.
My- oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's so bad, it's good, exactly, yeah.
The only way I could have made that money if you're to find is if I strapped it to the
hood in that ludicrously prostitutious vehicle of yours.
You got a puzzle as many sides but only some are visible.
Oh, it's one of these again.
They're like Froyo?
What's froyo?
Frozen yogurt sounds like yeah, it's good
Joker doesn't like it, so he decided to get himself back to Arkham, find his formula, and create the army himself.
Exactly.
Yoink!
Thanks to the mail stand?
Two mail stand out. The first is a resignation letter dated last week. Sounded like she was trying to get away.
And the second?
A message from Joker. Well, that what? It's a long thread.
Yeah. She's waiting to stop the experiment and it's too dangerous.
He's not listening. Let's see. Random threats to her family, a couple of bad jokes.
A picture of a dead baby in the thread.
What the fuck?
He says, I'm coming for you. I want what I paid for.
And then, joke about wheelchairs. Lovely. And a drawing of some kind of dog.
No mystery why she's so scared. I'm coming up to the service. I'll phone her.
I thought I couldn't...
I'm looking for the red lock!
will I 100% no all that all the teeth Jesus
What DC villain would I want to play in a movie?
Scarecrow.
I am literally Scarecrow.
Oh yeah, I need to look for the Riddler's, uh...
It's gotta be higher up, though. I haven't even seen any part of it. Wait.
No. Wait. No.
Hmm, in here.
Not sure if a penguin sized scarecrow would work.
What?
No, what?
Oh, wait.
Did it put me all the way up?
Yes, good. Uh, I wanna get in there.
Oh my god, the overturning! Oh shit!
Fuck it, I'm dropping.
I'm getting in there.
I'll let you help me find my socks if you do this on me.
something in there? I think I saw something. Oh no, there's a light. Okay, I haven't seen
the the question mark you can go here though
could this be question mark oh shit I see it
It's my second time playing this. I've played it on release.
Can you make me?
However, no more is there a poor choice of words.
No more.
I need a normal.
On it.
Thank you.
I have played Arkham City, yeah.
I've never streamed any of these though.
They're here to help you, Mr. Drunk.
You said I'm here for me then, Doc. Can you make me a normal?
No, I'm only saying poor choice of words. No, it's really normal, aren't it?
Wait, what?
Thank you this much. So, how about this, Doc? You let me go now, and I won't eat you.
You don't really need it. It's just an urban myth.
Oh, you think?
Did I dent him out?
Ah.
Oh yeah, now we're here. Ah.
Don't tell her again! Don't worry about the bat!
I've left some devices along the way.
Decided to turn up a spoiled car.
Oh, and if you hear a shot in the dark, don't worry!
There's very little chat.
If you hear it, you'll be fine.
Ah-ha!
Still, I'd want to check your health insurance.
Ha-ha-ha! Who am I kidding? You don't have any!
Okay, snipers.
Looks like the black vape thunks have access to the...
Oh, window! Oh, shit!
I salute my fallen enemy!
Ding dong, kill her again!
Don't worry about the bat!
I put a big surprise along the way that he decides to turn up and spoil the fun.
Oh, and if you get a shot in the dark, don't worry!
There's very little chance of you getting hurt.
It's a bad idea.
Still, you... I'd want to check your health insurance.
Ha ha! Who am I kidding? You don't have any!
Snipers. Looks like the Blackgate thugs have access to the armor.
I was right next to him this entire time.
So little.
You woke up at 6pm today, Vanandir.
You okay brother?
I gotta go through Arkam-East, alright.
Yeah, I'm doing Mistfall tomorrow, yeah.
What?
I
Oh
of
the
death
of
the
Archimedes, yep. Oh, yeah, we're going into that building now
One day I went to a nap at 4 p.m. It's right up woke up at 7 a.m.
The legacy of this island will be buried
I
Need a bonebreaker
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
There's a riddle here. There's a riddle in this segment.
What's the riddle?
Is it a bobtchak, I think?
Well, it might not be in this one, though.
It could be over here or can it
I think that might be it one also wait one of the grapes that was has
to be. Yeah. Ding. Nice. Oh, we got all of those. Oh, I mean, yeah, there is health,
I guess.
Better do do do do.
Twain the batterang.
Special batter- oh yeah, that's the remote control.
Not available.
I don't like that one.
No.
I'm just gonna get some health, okay? Let's try this.
Yeah.
Oh!
Fuck!
What the fuck did I not take you? Who the shoot? Oh shit you guys are up there.
That health upgrade just saved my ass. Nice.
We're going in here right? We are.
Must be a different way in.
very nice
Nice.
Well, I'll be proud of you, Col-er-cap Gid-a-faw.
No.
Joker here!
Now that I'm in charge, I'd like to give all of you all the feedback on the place.
the decor and I hope it helps you all become more productive in our task of taking over.
Aw, he put some little rope on them. That's nice.
I think we're good worry the health upgrade
Well, look who it is.
No, it's not a worm in this.
I have AC in here.
Bad Batman.
Come on, tough guy.
Come and get us.
Oh, look at him.
Stuck out there.
Ain't you got a cat to rescue from a tree or something?
That's right.
Go on.
Get lost.
We're in control.
Trollfield, put you up.
The reason things are ray, yeah dude.
Alright.
Locate a root.
Sure.
What the fuck?
Convenience!
Hey, you! Hey, you!
Exactly.
Well, yeah, stickin' powered left off,
can't be between his legs.
If I could throw him too long, he would still have a chance.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
He'd rip his head off and give it to Joker for a paperweight.
Oh, this is suckin' up to the boss.
What's that supposed to mean?
You heard me.
Huh?
Yeah, those arm breaking moves and shit is ruthless.
Oh yeah, he gives them a limb for life or something for sure.
go down
so batman shows bats because he was afraid of them
would there in that case be watermelon
Or click him, or maybe suit X-Men.
Nah.
Chat, I'm gonna be, uh...
It was me all along! Yeah, I'm Bruce.
Oh, dude, it's cutting into the eyeballs, man!
Uh, I forgot the name.
Uh, yeah. Oh shit.
Where's the good news? We have Dr. Young.
Bad news? She's not talking.
She's in the document somewhere in the mansion.
I want it. Ow!
I've got a plan on six to lose it and fuck.
In the meantime, search every clue who can grab it.
There's a prize for where to find them.
I need to find those notes before Joker does.
That's a lot of dudes
It's a lot of turtles man sorry point I'll go
Oh
There's a Joe guy here
Yeah, huge xp where you managed to get it what where you managed to get a big
I guess he's...
That was my second playthrough.
I played it on release.
Um, what was the, the, the, the ridgler?
Who is the main man in the main hall?
Well...
Oh, buddy.
Well, our good job just playing the next day of a British wife when England lost the World Cup.
Thanks, Browding!
Thanks, Pitbull.
Okay, Chad, do you know where this riddle is?
It doesn't react to the statue.
the name of it. No partial, no nothing. Yeah, I'm looking for the name plan. Yeah, that's
I'm doing.
Did I see it?
What?
Oh, right.
Holy Kona Chat, you switched to the Robin costume.
Ah, yes.
Oh, there!
Wait, James Corden.
Alrighty then.
Riddle me this fuck, man. Why hasn't my dad come back with the milk yet?
He's now fighting crime.
Hey, where did you-
Answer me!
I said, I don't know. She could be anywhere.
You're not getting out of here, you know.
Yeah? Well, you're going down.
Shut up! We're going to shut this whole building lock down.
You really think so?
Oh, yeah? Wanna think again? Look behind you.
Oh
What's that color do why is it making that noise it's the suicide collar that sounds weird
Suicide color well, they've got some other name
But well we just use them to monitor patients heartbeats if it drops too low the alarm goes off and a crash team rushes in
And so does my crew, if you trigger one.
I like their mammals, that's stamping around in the...
So, are you jealous?
No, not yet.
They'd be there now if they weren't busy knocking a little sense of the cash.
I'll tell you what, I won't spoil the surprise and let them know you're coming.
Was there a... there was a uh... Riddler here, right?
No?
Yes, I'm crazy.
Yeah, in the future I want to play the other games, tomorrow I'm playing Mistfall Hunter.
I gotta look at the classes.
Figure out what class I'm gonna play.
Strange trains for a quest.
Hello, Seaman.
Oh, you think Cass Carrot is your ally?
But he nearly adopted the gun. I was born in the lasagna mode with fire.
I didn't see a red pie until I was in fourth place, and by then it was nothing to me but baldness.
I just did it at the top.
Thanks, Zipno.
Man Luca right at me.
You really are the bath in this game.
Truly.
are you guys okay? you're not killing the pressure as he takes you out one by one
it's so OP dude
You're literally looking right at me.
Come on man, look at the other... what the fuck happened to the other... is he right
under me and I just can't see it?
Wait, what?
Okay, Casper in my mental that my forehead feels good man favorite spot spot
what
What?
Force push!
Over here! Get his free!
Thanks.
Where did Dr. Yung go?
I told her to run. These guys came in looking for...
I told her to go to her office and hide.
Does she keep her records there?
I guess.
She was pretty good at spending her office over there.
How long ago was this?
I need to find her notes before Joker gets his hands on them.
20 minutes, maybe more.
What's so important about the notes?
Joker wants them.
That makes them important.
Stay here.
I'm going to find her.
He's right.
No problem.
I'll try the radio.
See if anyone else is around.
I should have seen the signs.
Oh!
We need assistance!
Don't mind me, I'm just doing scientific research.
What's wrong with this thing?
Fake nation plague out in this little alkypo.
Hey guys, feels amazing, man.
Feels good, man.
No piocmas to destruct twig.
Hey, you.
Central control.
What is this riddler here?
Uh...
I reckon show that a strange transfer request was made in this room.
A strange transfer request?
Okay. It must be like some villain has been transferred and it shows in a paper. But there's
a lot of paper here. Did Amadeus go mad or was he just dizzy?
of
looking for something that stands out
Maybe it's in here.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, wait, I'm in this room now.
Oh, nice.
There's got to be that book there or something.
Thank the Lord!
I thought you'd have found that one hours ago.
Damn it.
Nothing.
No.
At the end of the day, it is what it is.
Ha!
I
There's another one here. It's probably here then
Oh, yeah, it's, well, yeah, it's gotta be in here, though.
Yeah.
Okay, it's not a mirror.
Oh, yeah, it's, well, yeah, it's gotta be in here, though.
Yeah.
of my riddles of Batman
Failed okay, it's not a mirror
Now we're flushing this one
Hello anyone there
This riddle that is there's another riddle in the oh, yeah, maybe it's like in here
We go this way all the interview sorry
I believe it was brought about as the loss of his wife and child. As yet, the patient.
Going out to the nooch yourself, eh, bats? Good luck.
I've got a crew working on the doctor as I speak.
They'll squeeze the formula out of us soon enough.
Not to mention the army of clowns ripping this place apart.
So since Batman is afraid of bats and LR is afraid of the sea, does he become a shin man,
Ocean wave emoji, romantic face emoji, take me by the hand,
raised hand emoji, lead me to the land that you understand,
celebratory hands in the air emoji, ocean wave emoji, ocean man,
ocean wave emoji, romantic face emoji, a voyage,
bicycle emoji, to the core of the America's emoji,
the world is a real check, A-okay hand emoji,
ocean wave emoji, ocean man.
I'm away from Dr. Colt.
Now, get out of my way!
We fell out.
Don't get a minute.
God, would you talk to us?
Replay-ish.
Oh, I shouldn't have I am.
Okay, there we go.
got to get up somehow
How?
Oh, Shenmai.
Take me by the land.
Lead me to the hand.
That you understand.
It might have been in here and I missed it.
Yeah.
The Batman bites somebody to turn into Batman's or Orphans?
It's not gonna open.
Pull it open! I think I've got it.
Yeah, you said that ten minutes ago.
You could be the one to tell him I'm not gonna.
It'll be open any second now!
I'm gonna cold-aid him when this bull rises again.
You're kidding. You're not gonna be happy if you know what that means.
Quiet! Just shut up!
I'm trying, I'm trying!
You wanna try? It's not moving!
It's not bad.
Joker's thugs were trying to get into that office.
It looks like they couldn't get through the main door.
Got to find a different way in.
Yeah.
Hi, allow.
Nice to see you are all wearing your pie costume to play dance around this week.
Thank you for being such an inclusive paragon to your community.
Thank you, Captain. Thank you.
RUSTLE HOOL!
I did buy this costume for the stadium, yes.
It was a charity goal.
Yas.
Now I got plus one Batman costume.
You have to do an EVO cosplay from Metal Gear Solid.
someone has already got to the safe the only question now is who opened it no
sign of forced entry whoever opened it knew the combination
let's see good dr. Young got to her notes before Joker she's taken them to
hide somewhere I need to follow her and find out where she put them
I am Dectotelio.
I am not seeing shit.
Oracle, I'm on Dr. Young's trail.
I've had to calibrate the scanner to only show recent prints.
If I follow these, I will find her or the notes.
I hope it works.
Just so you know, the GCPD found one of Joker's bombs downtown.
It was full of marzipan and kittens.
As I thought, it's just a twisted diversion.
The re-elections on Arkham.
I think I'm going to get a black mask right.
cool. It's a mob, one of the most powerful mob bosses in Gotham. Yeah, yeah, it's him
switching to the needed mode. Yeah, I figured. Oh, she left. We gotta get out of here. Koji
My name this one
The bat
the
yeah
another tape
Approve takes 20, thank you.
Almost level up.
His personal demons, his ears.
It's all quite fascinating, really.
But you are...
...a respected doctor.
A brilliant pint.
Now just a matter of rest until I...
Can I have a drink?
A strong one?
This kind of question, or is it?
I am afraid not.
Interesting choice of words, doctor.
Tell me, what are you afraid of?
the dark night where did she go not here I go in here
DING! Is this more? Yeah, these are just health upgrades, I imagine. Pretty good to have,
oh boy. I want to build combos, I don't want to knock them down with this. I guess I could
of weight. I'll get one more health upgrade. It's a lot of extra. This game is very good,
Wee!
Wee!
Us few, thanks for the five!
Thank you!
Welcome, you fellas!
Do you know which part in Sweden most people get dumped by their girlfriends?
No, what does the bird need in the rain?
Umbrella, dude!
Lethanguin!
She left you. Okay, but I say she left you.
I
No idea
She looks scared, maybe she knew what was coming maybe I heard he's brought someone in to deal
I'll lower this one for short
Best for the leisure makes 53. Thank you. Yeah, what up?
I
alright nerfs I just gotta lower the audio bed I believe
Oh, shit!
Fuck you!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, come out of mine this is very cool, it's true.
OOF
Come on, bro guy!
Oh my, McGoat
I need an upgrade for this
It's like a counter noise
Oh, s-
Congratulations!
Now you have to do a stag of stroll down stairs!
Was there a riddle here?
There was, right?
No riddle!
Whaaaaaaat?
Save the helpless hostages.
Right.
Oh, leaving the party so soon.
What about you, I guess?
Let me just die.
Don't turn up and save the day.
What's up, Tiazii it?
I do have the mask, but I've been wearing it for like the first four hours of stream, so it digs into the eyes.
I got this, trust me.
Oh, how frustrating.
Thought it was going to be easy.
After my torture, nothing.
In two minutes, the room will...
Alright, I got this. Trust me.
The audience will be in fix-a-vex-a-sy,
and then die.
fuck
Joker is such a jigsaw
Joker, I'm almost there
I did this, yeah, no I am
I have no idea where I am.
Yeah, okay.
I
Here you are
What happens if you failed?
Thank you Batman, are they all gone?
Yes, you're safe. What happened?
It all happened so fast. Some patients broke in, began tearing up the place
like they were looking for something. Bill here fought back but there were too
many. They took Dr. Young, she rushed in here and they followed.
I'm sorry, when I came too we were all tied up.
Doc Young was gone. I heard a voice on one of the radios. It sounded like they were being told to meet in the warden's office
So Dr. Young was trying to hide her research notes on the formula when she was caught
Where did you hide them?
What wait one drop today need a relink again
Oh, Lunarium, right, yeah.
Well we have the fingerprints.
Let's see here.
Here.
Ass reviews?
Fuck.
ass reviews fuck
Oracle, I found Dr. Young's formula
Great, so does that mean you've stopped Joker?
It's never this simple with him
What have you got there?
I'm doing a Mistful Hunter tomorrow, we'll see how it is
Friday I'm going to be live early
You can't help me now
hey you know rest on our old six ones that I had to do to thanks for two and
bought potato they speak to you on the way back from the dumps when daddy was
acting out some twisted fantasy maybe you can get a talking I think you
probably can great lamb that's gotta get to the warden's office yeah there
Alright, we gotta get back.
We gotta get back.
The thing that he's off anymore?
Yeah, Saturday I'm gone.
It's a tour day.
I'm going to start early, but I'm also going to end early, like 7pm.
Have I been in here?
Yes, is this the way back?
I think so.
Yeah.
It's a Saturday.
And the office is an Easter egg.
One of the walls can blow up that isn't marked.
Oh, I'll do it!
Did I just...
Or...
I...
I just...
What?
just yeah how the hell do you get out of here maybe from here no that's the
Riddler how do you get out of here we try again I know I came from here I'm
I'm not crazy, dude.
This is where I came from.
Yeah, but I gotta get to the door.
And then I'm here.
And then...
Oh, maybe it's...
Maybe I am denting.
Where's the damn exit?
I thought it was in the room mixer.
Wayne Manor?
I can't believe you insisted on sitting through that movie again, Bruce.
Come on, we'll be late for Alfred.
I'm sorry, Daddy.
Go easy on Tom.
Go easy on him, Tom. He loved it so. Alfred will wait. Keep up, Bruce.
Where are you taking us?
We can cut through here.
But it's starting to rain. Bruce is tired. Kelly, just wait for him here.
Come on, keep up. We're near them there.
The alleyway.
Please, there's no need for this.
Stay with me while I shoot the camera.
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
Be quiet, please.
You're still going with this.
Run!
I want to watch a Joker movie again.
Oh.
Come on, kid.
This way.
Take a seat in my office.
Is he okay?
I'm going this way shop now he's eight years old and all alone money will fix that
I'm fine, whatever you say, George.
His butler's on his way to pick him up.
You hear that? He's got a bug.
I'm sorry.
I just need to ask you some questions.
Can I get you anything?
You okay?
I know you don't feel like answering me,
but it's the only way to catch your business.
Please, do me a favor, sir.
Why?
I don't know, it's this city, you have something to do with it.
And listen son, call me Jim.
This again!
I'll get you now!
And at the end of fear, I'll live you in.
Yeah.
So cool.
Cool.
There must be something I can do here.
Yeah, there we go.
Skeleton!
It comes at like 3 a.m. my time so now
Tomorrow I'm playing
I think it's like
Oh come on, I thought that was just cool Smith thing, yeah.
I thought that was cool Smith thing, he should be 12.
Now, suffer.
I was excited to get it all.
It's angles with...fuck...archward.
Ow. Ow.
Goose, wait and game!
I
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Nice.
Nice.
Come on.
Oh no, man.
So unlucky.
No, go down again.
Gonna make that?
Oh!
There you are.
Oh, there you are.
Oh my god, we got the 11 of this.
12.
Oh my god, we got the 11 at piss, 12.
Yeah, we good?
We okay?
I'm on 11 at piss.
Uh, okay, 27, 29, 36, 40, 47, 54, and 60.
Oh, physics. Zad says Dr. Young trapped in the warden's office.
Time up! Thanks for the 7! Thank you!
Okay, again.
Scarecrow transitions used to scare...
Used to crash Xboxes and send playstations back to menu.
Fucking hell.
Scare.
A game of cat and mouse can be painful.
You try and get past me bats and I will fry you fuck you're gonna do with that
Oh
I've been waiting for you listening to sides make the good dog
I know if it'll learn to survive on Gotham City streets, Selena Kyle took to thievery
to survive, but determined to do it in style.
She learned martial arts and trained extensively to perfect her skills at cat burglary.
Her criminal activities are often tempered by reluctant altruism, making her an inconstant
villain and occasional hero.
He regularly eludes capture by the dark knight and maintains a complicated adversarial relationship
with Batman that frequently turns flirtatious and occasionally legitimately romantic.
Ooh.
Oh, first appearance Batman 1, Spring 1940.
Cool.
So instead, I wasn't this time learning about yourself.
Oh, tell me, what a deceit.
Talk to me.
I'm all ears.
Actually, that reminds me.
I could have food more when I heard
that as cutting her ears off.
Certainly sounds like it.
Do under math, that was a thing back then.
Ahahahahaha!
Hey you!
Y'all fat monkey! That's annoying to you!
Stay where you are, Batman!
Listen to me carefully!
Help me!
Please, I'm so bad!
Come any closer!
Your people will be crazy with their blood!
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Is there really no way here am I blind?
I don't even know what went wrong.
Oh yeah, I know the dog died, but what did I do wrong is what I mean.
I even threw a bat iron without being seen, yeah?
Oh, I got a time it.
I think I threw it in her forehead, yeah.
There we go.
I
Yeah
He's not going anywhere you can stop now. Sorry I
Saw a beam I know
Joker threatened me. I wanted to stop the experiment. I tried to give him his money back
Joker doesn't take no for an answer.
He wants an army, a horrible twisted force to destroy Gotham, but he couldn't do it without the formula.
I hid it, but-
So now he has Venom and your formula.
Ooh.
He has gallons of the stuff.
There's a lab, hidden in the gardens.
It's locked off with the security key codes for the entire island, or in the warden's safe.
What else is Joker-
He said it was uh, Easter right here.
You think anything he says makes sense?
I don't think he's in.
Oh my god!
Get out of the way!
Behind the wall to your left, I'm entering the office.
Needs three jail? Okay, okay.
Thank you.
Oh, I've got to be young.
Still, you know how Mr. J hates the squealers?
Talking about squealers.
Oh, somebody help me!
That old gloomy actually thinks he runs this place.
Talk about crazy, well-banned places to go!
Yeah, boys, if you get some, knock them down without too rough.
Today, use them as a part.
I pressed the onion
fuck you
Fuck me!
Wait, so, uh, I'm here?
Oracle.
Dr. Young is dead. Have you figured out a way past these security gates? Before she died,
she told me there's a production plant hidden somewhere in the gardens.
The Waintec security protocol seemed to be hack-proof. We just did a good job. It's a two-part
biometric sequence apparently generated by the Warden using a code sequencer.
And destroyed by Joker in the safe explosion. Harley Quinn has the Warden,
and he's the only chance we have to get past these gates.
Okay, good luck. Oh, it's only the first we can't cancel attack to parry. Yeah, okay
I'm losing patience. You're cheating. You want me?
Scarface cool as in dinner. Thanks the fiver anniversary
Down the stairs on the left hand side of all
Over here
there
Or there
Over here?
I'm assuming it's this one.
So you need to place three of them, and this is a secret.
Cool.
of
cool just a little tease I guess
T's for Arkham's Sittay.
That's really cool.
Thanks for telling me.
Sittee?
Rod, we gotta go to a Botanica Garden, right?
Oh, wait.
I haven't scanned the office yet.
Damn, she actually fucking died.
Warner Bros looked at these games and told the studio to make the Suicide Squad live
action. Isn't that like really sad though? I mean these games must have sold really
well right? They must have. So why aren't they looking at that and being like, we need more.
And they lose a fucking hundred mil on suicide squads.
More fucking eh.
wait what if it actually works yeah it's another upgrade i still don't really know
uh nearest arkham's music color attracting that henchman oh that's actually kind of good
so there here you can actually bait people which could be very strong
Yeah, I'll get that. I'll get that.
So then you just do this, I guess.
Okay, anyways, we are leaving, yeah.
Uh, updated security, can you load? Oh yeah, we have the DNA.
The denaw, denaw.
Denaw is going outside.
Ah, let me go, you crazy bitch!
Chef used a bad word!
Mama spanked!
Ah!
Hey, you there!
You're not enjoying the party, so what?
Working on it!
My back helmet's here, I just gotta let my, like, eyes rest.
There's the Botanica Gardens, right?
You're doing great, Sharpie. Ready for more?
You cannot fix her, Chat. Let it go. Let it go.
Is the number up for these guards?
probably a different spot I got a font oh wait
yeah there there's definitely
I
About what am I dressed at the classic
You saw the final to my work here. I could not shake the pictures from my mind
I should have been repulsed
But I was more eager than ever to find an explanation for why someone would do this.
Okay, we need a different way in, I imagine, here.
Probably using the claw, ain't it?
I'm both mooned
No, it's a raccoon man
Wait what?
I've already taken a picture of this started on maybe that's what it's referring to
I
Probably just follow the DNA before I quickly run there
Oopsie here a Batman movie. I mean probably like the dark night. I have it. I have to see them again though. It's been so long
I'm trying because of DNA. I
came from there. We go this way
and we follow this over here,
over here, over here. This is
all the time. We're all
He likes it no worries
Shit those are rifle guys
Joker told me to kill my sister
Did you do it?
Hell yeah, never like there anyway. What the fuck hold man
When you think you see the same me. I told my name you have it's only CJ
Here's a barrel
of
of
of
of
I
Do nasty
Oh, that looked like it hurts.
I would be scarecrow, bro.
I am literally Scarecrow.
Oh, you have to...
Ah, that's how it works. Interesting.
That might be easily the lamest superhero. No, he's one of the coolest for sure.
I do see the denar
Superman is the lame one unless he's already kryptonite then he's pulgated
true true
I saw you attack
Don't say that, man!
That's it?
No more?
I'm gonna watch the creature commandos.
Uh, no.
Spotted man with symbiotic.
Oh, pique.
This is Dennaf, yeah, it is.
Okay, he's in here, cell block.
not shit I gotta watch invincible I've only seen like season one how many
seasons are there three how do you reflect in her success and failures by
I'm on it. The mirror.
Four! Oh!
It listens to me later all of them.
No, you're not supposed to...
Come on, you know you want to go here.
Fuck.
I had a good plan.
Now it's not so good anymore.
Stuffy, wow.
Thank you.
Oh, oh wait.
Can you like, can you take down for me? I don't even know if it's possible, to be honest.
I'll shoot you in the face!
You want some of this?
Come on!
You're gonna die, bastard!
AHHHH!
Fuck- AHHHH!
Fuck this.
You're gonna-
I'm Batman, not Sawyer Man!
Fuck you up, bitch.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Soy maaa.
Oh, yeah, there is a riddle here. Probably the mirror. What is there no mirror?
I feel like it's got to be a mirror somewhere
Wait, ballrooms? Yeah, it's over here. It has to be here
There's no mirror in the ballroom. Let's see what you did Rocksteady
Oh. Whoa.
Never mind.
Two people, one boy, no gun.
I like how his suit is getting more and more like ripped or whatever, like broken as the game goes.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
You know, McLeod, I'm just going to fall out bro.
Put up old road
DNA is also
Is this where I came from I don't even remember I think it is
This is chat we take it they actually know is not where I came from
I'm never nice.
The green mile! That's a good movie!
Oh, it's an Ivy!
I'm really not interested in a bunch of flowers.
They're in cave, crying for help.
Just stay where you are.
Last thing I need is you running.
You can all fix her either, chat.
Poor children.
She would literally fill your intestines with flowers.
Like roots.
A case of mistaken identity.
Holy shit. Initially an actor in horror films, Carlo went mad when he learned a classic film
of it that was to be remade with a different actor in the lead role. He took on the mask
of the film's villain, Clayface, and killed several of the remake's cast and crew before
being stopped by Batman and Robin. Later, Carlo joined the mud pack in lines of shape-changing,
mutated of villains who had subsequently used the name Clayface. While that group was defeated,
Tricked his allies and injected himself with the essence of several of them becoming a super human in mood with the
Abilities to change shape melt others into protoplasm with a touch and mimic the powers of heroes or villains he copies
Ain't no fixing in mirror face reference, right?
I
Talked him to turn around oh fuck I could have missed it. Maybe that's okay
Oh, what the heck? I'll cut you a break.
That feels so much better.
She's a good kid.
I could watch her till the day you want a riot.
I'm speeding a riot.
In a bit of still on rough, I've cooked up just very ill.
He's taking control of the security of the rides.
I have the sequence generator.
Without the terminal in my office, it's useless.
Your terminal has been destroyed.
Give me the sequencer.
What?
Oh, yes, of course.
It's useless.
Half the code won't get you anywhere.
Get trapped in here.
Oh, the sequencer, yeah.
Now you can open up those.
There's always a way out.
Always.
Hold on.
the target. I would say this is the target. Oh, there. Right, of course.
You stay here lock this gate when I leave
So you've discovered my true face
Please, detect you. Please keep it a secret.
Get me out of here!
You rescued the wrong warden. He's an imposter. You know how many freaks are in this place.
They didn't do anything.
Oh, the camera!
Oh.
That was so cool.
Oh, cool.
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Haha, it's a lot of cool details, man.
Oh, does he not have a skeleton? It makes very good shi- oh yeah, he doesn't!
Oh, it's these details man. They're so good
Yeah
Yeah, I think I know I didn't live alone
Boys
I
Know that I always thought there was spark between us
Ha ha ha!
Well now there it is!
Oh shit!
I know I know that they're shits!
I'm not forgetin' that! I double dare ya!
Why don't you just go get a gun and shoot the stupid bat?
I don't think this game has photo mode, dude.
I should have downloaded a mod.
Watch!
I have no idea I'd like to remember I play this on release
It won't be so easy trying to catch me
There's a real here I forgot
Yo bubble
Can I huck him on from here?
No.
Alright, we're good.
Harley's design is so good, yeah.
I don't have a death counter just fun see if I get stuck anywhere this game is
It's pretty easy though.
I see a thumpsome.
I played Crysis 1, that's it.
LAPA!
Yeah, I can put it back on now.
Remember, you forgot to buy your cat food again.
How do you know when I sit down on your favorite luncheon?
I don't know.
I'm bad.
Look at this.
Something's on it.
Gotta play two, really?
I can make it happen.
All right, you.
I am your salvation.
that's not a big deal, but it digs in around your eyes, that's the annoying part.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Ah, what the...
Oh.
Boy, do you need like a remote bath here?
later. I'll get the health upgrade. We're so strong now. Your ability is massively increased
without additional weight while remaining full movement of flexibility. Damn, son.
They got us so much health.
We're the heckety heck of Hex.
Destroy the time reduction in the gardens, apprehend Harley Quinn.
I have no idea where she went.
Where'd you go, little Harley Quinn?
Come on!
I
Remember when I started streaming that I sit there and talk to myself. Yep. I did I did
Oh, I haven't been here so this is good.
Prometheus, Arkham's guards were as long as the ocean is.
sure three waiters. I am vengeance.
The dork knight? Why haven't I thought about that?
I don't shut me.
I didn't say a thing.
Don't care that's cheating, Bat.
Time to turn up the pressure.
Two minutes and a half.
I got this shit.
There's a timer, but a kids game.
What do you mean? There's fine now. There's no, uh, stuff. Zoinks. Zoinks.
All right, you guys are safe.
Oh, but now you have only 30 seconds to get out. Bye-bye!
Why do you mean I know there's something here? I think there's a Riddler trophy
Okay, okay fine. Oh shit
I'm Batman I'm Batman I'm Batman
Seven seconds six five four three
Oh, I thought we were both gonna die in there.
You're safe now.
You're going after that crazy witch.
I saw her heading out of the doors. We got out of Rome.
She won't get away.
I'll stop her and then her boyfriend.
Good. Listen, I'll go try and get the ventilation system working.
If you find her, don't go easy on her.
For me.
Don't do it, Moe.
I thought that was it back there.
What was that thing you used?
No idea.
Thanks, I lied.
This room is the end of days for even more celebrities to live in.
Easy.
Is the electrical chair somewhere?
No?
Oh.
oh shit yeah there it is calendar man
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, you do.
One has four walls, two sides, and one X-Dog.
Oh, you're above me.
Both damned!
Two face.
District Attorney Harvey Dent was one of Batman's strongest allies in Gotham City until a criminal
through acid in Dent's face, hideously scarring him.
The wounds fractured his psyche and he was reborn as a schizoid criminal mastermind obsessed
with duality.
His former good luck charm or two-headed trick silver dollar was damaged on one side in the
attack and Dent has seized on it as a reflection of his half-scarred visage.
He flips it to decide the fates of his victims.
Despite Batman's efforts to reform his former ally, Dent is consumed by his fixation on
chance and his crimes were designed to prove out his diametric philosophy.
It's the DUNT!
Shut up.
So obviously there are people who play laptops when the fire is straight, yeah.
Yeah.
So many SAZ files.
Oh, this game's sick.
I planned it on release.
I'm depressed, but I'll see. Can you get into my mind, doc?
Oh, it's not my first plaything.
It's about the one that got away.
Oh, this takes me into these.
Crazy. The lock.
I want the lock!
There's a middle one in it.
No. Left one? Yep.
It's fun to this game all alone in yourself. I want to break the ice for the most dangerous prisoners. Oh, Mr. Freeze
You then, my dear.
Get him!
Oh fuck, all right.
That guy's dead
Got our frozen leg
Oh, I was quick for a man
Is he okay?
Let's see.
Don't run in here, GPS!
Works! Turn up the...
...anyone's a right bad thing!
He's dead so far.
Oh shoot, come through that alright.
Yep.
get out of the way
So fuck when you accidentally killed him, that's the best part
Oh
Wrestling
Oh, you're getting fried.
He's done it again! I don't believe it! I'm on my way now!
Oops! Change of plans, you know?
But I tried my best!
Sorry, but there is no prize for second place. I'm afraid you're off the party list.
Can I laugh next time?
No!
A mega punching combo, Neko? Which one?
Hahahaha!
Hey, hands off the merchandise!
That's my party list!
Quiet.
Why the smile's next to certain names.
You're the detective, you tell me!
You're the detective, you tell me!
Get it!
You won't find this DJ, he's in the secret lab in the gardens and...
Oh, crap!
Yep, I know.
Damn! Well, he'll get me out, you'll see!
This is my second time. I've played this on release.
Ragnar thinks 10. Hello, Erg. Thanks for the...
96, bro. 8 damn years.
Mr. Freeze, over here.
Oh, yeah, talk to her.
Wayne Tech satellite to show thermal scans of the island.
The gardens are showing up hot.
Something bad is happening there.
Mr. Jackie.
Now we're going in there.
He'll be back for me later.
He's only messing around.
Why do you look at that?
Jokas won, you just don't know yet.
No moss? I gotta take a picture of this.
Mr. Freeze. Cool.
Oh, there's no other way out of here right now.
Am I going through these doors?
Ah, nice.
Nice.
You do know how to read a map.
Don't you?
Yep, there.
Is that where you spam punch the enemy?
Is that an ability?
To spam punch the enemy?
I might as well get the last Hakan armor upgrade.
No, I got them all.
Oh, that's not this game.
Is that a city?
I feel like I remember, like you can do something like
BOOM!
It's in City and Night.
Okay, I conclude on this one.
Let's see what's the way out something over there is that the way out no where is the way out
Arkham Island West is to my right okay I've never played Origins I've played a
So I love and city I never played knife or origins
Lead classic just released when I play it
Well, but it releases today though
report that Batman was killed during the Joker's searing escape.
But I'm not sure.
Ah!
Thank you, Derek.
We'll bring you more to the end.
Ah!
Cleaning residents of Jerusalem!
Uh, we gotta get out of here.
And yeah, back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What even is League Classic? Is it like the 3v3 or whatever it was in the beginning?
Season 1-3.
old mapple champs
Shit, I didn't have snipers here? No. No, we're good. Only crazies.
Oh my god!
Oh
Oh
Oh lunatic
I
My gardens are to my left here. Oh, I got teeth
Okay, sorry, oh
Sorry, you must have slept I should pick up Harley Quinn's trail. I can't waste any time in finding the Titan production plan
So the range of that isn't that big
There we go. Guess not. I thought it was bigger.
Yikes.
I'm not gonna wait for that.
of
the
It's not a chance, it's not a chance.
Yeah, it says they're all unconscious, yeah.
I'm freaking you out!
Oh fuck I didn't think there was...
Okay well I'm fucking this.
There's just no mercy.
That's funny.
I gotta be careful dude they they just kill you so quickly even with max health upgrades
Like I can't take him out here. I'll die gotta be smart
Yeah guns on hard are crazy
I
Even on easy they still hurt real
He's taking out the door of you!
Fight him!
Is no one gonna shut that thing off?
She's outgoed!
Who's gonna get it?
Found one of Batman's boys!
She's here!
Get off me
So definitely night to some point enemies sold out to your tax and make it hard for you to spend the same approach. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I've only heard like good things about this
I don't want to die, I gotta... I want to jump it.
Oh, good thing I did it, that was so close.
Come on, cool down!
I'm not in here! That man was joking!
I'm not important here.
You're not, Alexander!
Come on! I could just glide, King.
No, he's gonna start blasting ass and that I'm dead.
I'm gonna kill this guy now.
The father of your baby
Stop him and stop him now
What the fuck
No
That's my ass!
Let's go.
We're good!
The...vom!
on this day oh you need to stop this now before it goes too far stop but
everyone's dying to see what I do next let him go now really okay if you say
so the Joker is so brutal he doesn't game apart you really need to speed
things up that's I need to shut down power to this room fine and shut the
generator brother well I can see the generator is going over here brother it's
It's hard to do, but you can actually save this guard?
Wait, you can?
What?
Remember the wanes?
How could anyone forget?
What? You found that one too?
Yes sir. Thomas and Martha Wayne. Oh.
Oh, Thomas Wayne was, he was a surgeon, an heir to the Wayne fortune. I see, okay.
Hmm
Dedicated to philanthropy as much as medicine he and his wife Martha were well-known and respected in Gotham
Martha Wayne shared her husband Thomas's charitable nature and was dedicated to her son Bruce's upbringing
She was well-regarded in Gotham City social circles and helped host lavish charity balls of Wayne Manor
Their tragic murder at the hands of a desperate burglar Joe chill in Gotham's crime alley
shook the city to its core and led to years of urban blight and also inspired
their son Bruce to eventually become the bad man
Holy shit our names panel who would win in a clown back in between joke and
I can't tell you what you mean.
This is the anniversary of my life.
But I found my true self, my destiny.
Are you referring to the event with Dr. Woodrow?
Yes.
Pamela Planterson?
Of course, I could tell him I thought James had a poison thing.
But in retrospect, he can make a huge thing.
And why do you believe what he has helped you?
He showed me the real world, a world I should protect.
Of course, my first stopper was rejected.
Awesome.
You tried to kill everyone and got them.
Well, sometimes you need to prove that power in order to mess up and flourish.
Damn.
Oh, what's up?
I'm not important.
I can't help you.
You're lucky to have brought them what you heard from Ben.
He said something about you being a perfect bait.
Don't get it.
You're nothing special.
Who's gonna save you?
Yeah, and just in case someone does decide to try it, we're ready to wait for it.
Dude, it sounds like CJ, that voice I heard.
The bad. I'm not scared of the bad.
It's the bad!
Take the red!
Oh
Chris Chris Chris dad
He's fucking give me gas enemy.
Can you cut me free, Batman?
Vex, are you okay?
What a bubble.
I eat punks like these for breakfast
What were they doing in here the ones that weren't hitting me went over there and started doing something to the power controls
I have no idea what they were doing
I thought the gardens would be the last place for the skate pools
to be interested in
so much for logic in this place
Looks like Joker has booby trapped this control box. This is going to be tougher than before
But it's a risk I'll need to take. Fuck it
stop looking away but
Looks like I cut the power to the generator ahead.
But what about this?
Oh, the box is over there.
I can't reach it.
Well, are you the persistent one, that's always one step ahead.
Of course.
What time is tea time in Wonderland?
So, what do you mean?
Tea time at last.
What is Uncle on about?
Can it be in here?
No, the rack has needed more than just this chart.
Maybe a piece of cheese.
Hey, you.
Nothing.
It is definitely in this room.
Well, there is a vent, I guess.
guys are thanks for the four
oh yeah
rat catcher is actually one of the main villain in batman shadows all VR game
nothing here
okay we'll continue it's fine
we got the most important upgrades
Oh, huh, cool, Ratcatcher, oh, who's this Flummingham?
I have not seen that I gave no name.
No.
Blowin' the masculine constant angry.
Ahhhh!
Oh, I see no. Okay.
Is it wish equals listed?
Shall I show them a scene by those are a different me off one of those
What out there is a
next pog is fuck. that's pogging my nation
pogging championship
The mask looks dope. It doesn't feel too dope to wear, but I said it looks dope.
Oh, you hear that sound effect when it hits his cape?
It's the details, man.
Yeah, acting in that outfit, Jesus.
this game is like definitely a passion project you can tell immediately
Okay, I need to hurry.
Microbix 23!
I need to get up higher if I'm gonna solve this, uh, because I see the part over there.
Yeah, I'd probably through that door I was at.
Oh, okay, fucking Cosmetic Matherang, I guess.
Why do I have that?
Are you okay?
Do I look okay?
were gonna kill me we were in the aviary hiding out and they came in with joker
shooting up the place and loaded us in the cages are they still in there no man
no one's come out since you've got to help them stay here over there okay well
can't go that way gotta go this way I was a goon and golfing how much would I
them onto the panel to fight the bad man. Stephen, he would give you like a limb for life.
I ain't fighting him. Fuck it. I'm starting a bakery.
Gotham Bakery. Gotham's best bonds.
Zolomite, thanks. Thirty-nine.
I've got interests in your body, Doctor.
I was fleshing sacks, walking around, destroying life-or-dentists with those who leave their colonies.
I've actually wanted to ask you this, Doctor.
Go close and guard someone's using the roof.
Well, we're a doctor too.
Help me.
Help me!
Clothes up in the roof.
Someone!
Get me out of this thing!
Listen, the back's on the way.
If you see him, send the annoying Doctor to hell.
Don't worry, we'll listen to it.
That's the devil, all right?
This is gonna be a stealth one.
Bathsheetholzman.
I'm not a good spot to come out on at all.
I mean, they will see this so easily.
I'm not interested in finding the doctor.
However, flesh and sand won't allow me to destroy the life of a woman who is with her.
I'm not interested in finding the doctor.
I'm not interested in finding the doctor.
Die now!
You're not a doctor, you're a liar.
NOOOOOO!
Don't drop them!
You heard the play.
Go and kill us.
Hehehehe!
Too easy.
Played you like a violin.
If you don't do a takedown from the back,
Like everyone just alerts you got to do take them from the back man back man
Jokers men are all wearing security colors. I'll need to take out the operator first
Oh the offer I gotta go up there first
Oh my go thaw
Okay, well I got this.
This got a whole lot easier.
I'm not trying to mess with us.
Is the plural of Batman Batman's Batman or orphanage no Batman for sure
Fuck can I jump there and he doesn't see me surely, right?
Nice
So I cannot take this guy out
Because then they hear the thing and then I'm fucked so what do I do from here a
Dream game will be a predator game with some stealth slash fight mechanics like these games, but with tons of gore. Yeah, dude. I feel you
Oh, over there?
I guess I can shimmy my way there, yeah.
He doesn't stand a chance, not a chance.
All right, nice.
But so are the thugs!
Sovereil Lake!
Die!
I really want to rewatch Dark Magician's Mega Man.
The stage there is probably ivy right?
Joker wanted the entrance to the Titan Production Plant guarded.
I should pick up Harley's trail again so I can find it.
Listen to this channel.
No, of course not.
You keep it.
Just don't let anyone see it. Really.
No.
You can trust me, Stephen.
Thank you.
Now get me a kiss.
I can't.
People will see you.
No one's watching.
What's wrong with you?
Don't you love me?
Call me Ivy.
Of course I love you.
you
you
you
all right
oh
ding
the fuck
Oh, what?
That's weird.
Okay.
Man, we got all the cool upgrades, man.
two targets I mean fucking I guess I mean yeah three targets I mean yeah
multi-equals batarang okay pick up Harley Quinn's fingerprint trail in
and put that on guard and track the movement as a little titan.
Yes, well I do see fingerprint here.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ah, what?
Well, look who's discovered us, T-Quiddler.
Since you've made it this far, let me show you what I've got.
Oh
Worth it
Yeah
Don't worry I'll dodge one eventually
Oh shit
Oh, I have to go!
Okay, well, you know what, if I don't go, I'll talk to you soon.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll sell the thing.
Oh, I have to go!
Okay, well, you know what? I might not launch one this time.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Listen, this guy's gonna throw, like me.
I literally did it the entire fight, except that one time you just called out that there's...
Heh heh heh.
Like, like, you're telling me I don't read the on-screen tooltips.
The entire fight that was doing quick-matter-ags, and I do it once, and then it's like,
does he not know about quick-fire?
The reason I don't is because I don't trust it when there's two of them charging at the same time
All right, because that is gonna fire on the guy that's not charging and then the other guy's gonna hit me and then I'm dead
All right, holy fuck. Do you not use your eyes?
Jesus
Insane
And I'm fucking dead
Oh my god, literally the entire fight I was doing the quick things
And the moment I don't so quick to just latch on to anything to fucking complain about
Hold on you see now. That's the exact reason I stopped doing it
Oh
Now I'm going to use this the entire rest of the playthrough.
Start it not me
I
I
Why is this like post-minting that man, isn't even worse
go on man!
You're not a discord ball, right?
Surely not.
I should do it.
I swear, quick knight.
I'm never going to fight again in this game.
The doors just get stuck after it.
Save consistent weight, just like that, so easy.
Yaaah!
Actual person? Fuck yeah!
Love to see you.
It's just insane, alright?
Nice!
Hello?
Nice!
Hello!
Okay, I fucking I guess.
Okay.
Did I win now yeah
Yeah!
Oh my god, does he not know about bad your life, man?
What?
Yeah!
That was a fucking character.
Oh well, yo what up, they've been set up here!
Please!
You've never seen a batman lash out like that.
I should be a new quality of the future, that one.
Oh, no.
of her pheromone signature on record. She'll be somewhere in the gardens. I'll track her
down.
I forgot, Affleck was Batman. In Batman versus Superman?
I'm going to need something to get over this ravine.
Haha, you are there right. The back ship!
It's not gonna be easy, I'll keep it.
Not true, not true.
Oh, you have a line gun, right?
Yeah.
Line strength, 600 kilo!
Holy shit!
It could almost lick your mom's head!
It's not like I can use this.
Sick.
Yeah.
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Silent night extreme.
So now I can go fight a scientist.
There's a cross in the gardens. Oh, yeah, right. Someone's using the roof.
Right. I feel like there's like clothes or something hanging up here. Subject too small.
Well, clearly there is something. Am I blind? Riddle me this.
riddle me this okay all right
oh righty that's in a Batman costume
playing Batman is somehow released
realistic Batman adaptation I've ever
the scene. What? That's cap. What the fuck is I don't need this shit man I got this.
Yeah I would love to play a machine party either tomorrow or on Sunday I guess or wait
wait fri- no, friday? yeah friday? no, wait, not friday
uh, lowkeypoi's not using her pheromone trail
uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhh
okay, that's wrong
there's a percentage counter
50%
well, tomorrow it's gonna be mistfall
but then maybe into machine party
I dunno
Zooooooooo!
I'll beat this this stream probably not
Yes, I know he's found us. But I won't let him hurt you. I'll kill you first.
Ivy, I know Dr. Young mutated these plants to produce them.
I've got like two hours and most of them get stuck.
And I heard it through the grid.
I mean, I could go to like 1am also, it's fine.
Yeah, you're probably being in this dream then.
I need you to help me create an antidote.
Why should I? Let Joker have his fun. I'll enjoy watching you squirm.
Chow, will you just give yourself to her?
did you go back to your cell or I'll be after you next and I'll be waiting
she could spit in my mouth and I would thank her I need to find a way into right
hold up it was a damn minute the comment disappeared just too quick
it's somewhere below Arkham Island there's nothing on the system about
where he's kept I found a door near the bat cave but it's shut tight there's got
to be another way in I left oh shit mansion I'll see if you can shed some
light on where Crocs kept
That's funny.
You hit like an old man!
Ow!
Oh yeah, but I'm going to build a mega combo, pal.
No, I'm not sure about this area to fight, though I should have been up there.
Yeah, let me get up here. It's too hard. You're all like grouped together.
Oh yeah, but I'm going to make a combo.
Okay, no it's over
Fuck you
And then you're too far
All right well we gotta get out of here we gots to get out he's not dead
Oh
Pompidonsi
Can you not get out this way no grappling
What's Batman in Swedish? It used to be called
uh, ladderlöftem
Which means leather patch
I think I have all the gimmicks.
I know where it is, you just gotta get higher.
why leather patch? oh wait no is it this one I think I know? no wait no wait let me see
I
Leather leppa dude
We found the way
Let me throw
I want to throw him into the electricity
Invisible wall come here here this way this way this way
Into the electricity
Insane invisible wall here. I'm trying to make Batman a murderer. Oh
Now that a lot was actually medieval Swedish term for bat. Oh, I did not know this
I'm gonna rip his head off and stick it outside city.
He's on top of the treetops.
Like rude women he is.
The two flasters set you a gift up there.
You heard them, boss.
That's right. I found someone.
I can't see it, if you wake up!
Hey, get off me!
What are you doing?
Yeah, it's more Tamil.
Come on! Shut up or I'll tear my sound!
Why are you jumping over and not corner covering both men that why why not corner cover oh
I was on such a roll
Fuck my chungus life
They wanted to a quick head cut.
I'll come in and do- You heard, Chopper!
Hey, you.
What are you doing?!
Help me! I can't breathe!
What do we do now?
Shut up and keep looking!
I'm playing on hard so you like die so quickly
I haven't seen a Spider-Man since like Spider-Man 3 I think.
Like with evil Spider-Man.
Bull in the Guarriander.
Oncey, thanks for the two, painless excursion, and wind thanks for the twig.
Yeah, I'm excited to see her.
October orders. I want something more important than to do exactly what I tell you to do.
Ooh, that would...
I would not fall for her...
...fruit.
I'll give you the final turn.
But I'll go and save you as after a little dip.
Shall I give her another?
I think she wants it.
Ahhhh!
Baby, all you I need is a nothing, do they, dear?
I was hoping for a 40-moot killer plant, but you don't always get what you want, do you?
What are you laughing about?
They're gonna go back and beat your ass.
Resume this, gyatman.
I skip idiot with no toilets, and six with no seven.
What the fuck?
I don't want to know.
Titan must be having a different effect on Ivy.
Her plants are growing.
They'll soon be out of control.
Are you uh...
I don't know.
Christmas!
Looks like the plants are mutating further.
Looks like the plants are mutating further.
That pod appears to contain similar spores to the ones I be used to attack Dothan last
year.
They're deadly.
Who would win in a fight Batman or Billy Harrington?
Spanking is allowed?
I gotta go to the Arkham Mansion and talk to Eren.
I can't even get in there right now.
But I can't get in here.
Did I grab a drink?
True.
True.
Oh!
How the heckity heck will I get in here oh yeah up there
oh good yeah do three good for riflemen
any drunk people in chat brother it's Wednesday
Batman has a son?
Does he?
Wait, who?
Wait, who's the mom?
Damien Wayne, he's a little shitted.
Wait, but, but, but, but who's the mom?
Talia?
Okay, who's Talia
Rise our ghouls daughter
Wait, where am I?
No. Okay.
Batman!
I figured you'd be here about now.
What's the deal with the plants?
It's complicated.
Let me guess. Poison Ivy. She teamed up with Joker.
All that matters is that I can stop the plants taking over the island, but...
There's always a but, isn't there?
Where do you keep killer croc? I found a door in the sewers, but it's sealed shut
It's right below the transfer room back an intensive treatment elevator goes right down to an old suit
You just drop meat down there every day or so and try to forget about it. It's locked off more security than the joke
You won't get in without the warden's permission. He has the codes
Thanks, cash. Stay here and do not go near the plants. They'll kill you
All right, all right.
Intensive treatment we gotta get to now.
So we get the fuck out of here and we go backwards now, I believe.
Man, I gotta get me another job.
Wait, do you want to kill me though, and grab the guy next to me?
Zoom.
He wants to worry Batman also has a daughter with cat woman who becomes hundreds as Batman's
I'm dead. Come on, I can make this. Please.
Oh, okay.
What do you mean I'm there oh wait I'm dent I'm there yeah I'm dent maxing the
mask is on too tight there we go I wasn't denting I just
death teleported here because it's quicker.
Woo! Woo!
Red Jake, thank you for the five! Thank you!
Right, so we gotta go back to intensive treatment, yeah.
So let's go there then.
I'll play Missful Hunter tomorrow, yeah.
I was he leading bonald no I think someone mentioned it, but I haven't seen it no
Oh, hi guys.
I press triangle.
the
fuck yeah
Big XP for an 800, dude.
Why, just use your hook?
Oh yeah, I'll easily find a way.
Oh yeah!
Ow!
Ow!
Yeah.
Fuck.
Stop looking my way you fucking cheater!
I have a plan I have a I have a huge game plan shut up
I'm seeing seismic activity all over Arkham Island, you okay?
Ivy's plants are taking hold. I've got to stop them before the entire island is under her control.
Yes!
Yeah, I have a faint memory of this section, sewer bad extreme.
Like not this, but the one after this, I think.
Ugh, a little faint memory.
What the fuck am I doing in here?
Is Batman pissing his suit?
Yeah, for sure, definitely.
Like you're considering how high-tech it is?
He's definitely like buffering maxing in it.
What is the path in there?
There has to be one.
Oh wait, can I go here?
I am not lost look I think I'll do the rest of the game deathless look at my
health man impossible to lose now
It's a lot of gun guys.
Okay, it's time for tryhard gaming.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, he's just finishing his off now.
Shit, that's not good.
I can't gimmick my way out of this.
Oh, that's a thing? Oh, don't tell me that just aggro fucking everybody.
Okay, we're okay.
Anyone got a plan?
Shut up and keep looking.
Leave him here.
come on come on actually a tough encounter this one says everyone has rifles and you can't
give it your way out of it.
Intensive treatment belongs to us.
this way?
Is no one gonna shut that thing off?
Shit, I'll go!
Okay, those are taking care of.
This guy coming here, that will be optimal.
Come here buddy.
Yes, thank you.
West room and new cosplay is charity incentive here.
Let's play this charity cent of it.
I gotta remove the mask sometimes. It digs into your eyes.
Flashbang, yeah.
Yeah, this is the area where the question mark incident happened.
There's no way into there from here unless I bait this guy and I don't have enough yet
but I will have soon.
man these guys are not hugging each other
I got smart they are. Oh wait, never mind.
of
them as I would have died to that would have been funny
Yeah, they're breathing, yeah, they're fine.
I'm a first-time Arkham series to replay I've played Arkham Asylum and Arkham City on release
I never streamed them that was before my streaming days I think yeah but I'd never play the others
after it this is actually Batman damn right Michael
The Batman got a bit tired of his mask cutting into his eyes.
Oh yeah, there's a Batman Telltale game. Telltale.
I have no memory of that.
Oh, there's two telltale battles.
Hey, sweet'em, you're gonna miss the party.
Hey, sweet'em! You're gonna miss the party!
Heh.
Just...
Ask the water, or I'm drooling because Harlequin's on the screen.
to check your prisoner, dear.
Whatever, just be careful.
He's not looking too good.
No, he's not.
We really should be sorry for him.
He never thought he'd have his parents dead.
It meant to bite him the same.
What is going on inside your head, Wayne?
Did he so cool?
He's gone.
Just a twisted shell, man.
Don't be afraid!
He's all yours Joker.
Oh goody, come on Mr. J, we're ready!
I've waited a long time for this, that's...
Let's start the party!
Without that...
Ah, this game! Wait, what?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh...
Wait, RIP Bruce Wayne.
Wait, no, that was... wait.
No, that was scripted.
I'm so confused.
I did get paid.
I was gonna say this game is such a passion project man. It's so cool to have a
5-0-3 like this.
I'll get you now!
And at the end of the year, Todd Howard!
I can't make this, I must be missing something here.
I can't make this, chat, I'm dead.
What's the gimmick?
Oh cool!
I
Called the x-ray vision
I need to use something. Oh wait, no, no
That's not a lot of room though in my defense, okay
Not a lot of room!
Dude, it's so hard to see when these guys are exactly...
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Fuck, wrong ass.
We stop at...
Shots from our flying crew.
Recent success is in Bruce Wayne.
Then a class consists of...
Shots from our flying crew.
Shots from our flying crew.
Shots from our flying crew.
Shots from our flying crew.
Okay, any gimmicks here?
I see up there, I gotta hide, okay.
I don't know what that is.
But he seems to enjoy his personal life.
After you finish the game, Google the Easter egg to teach us how to consider.
We've already done that Easter egg, like the secret wall.
You like the secret wall?
What are you best at?
Shitting me!
How would I scare crow design?
Damn, man, he is fucked from the comics.
Hello?
I'm dead.
I'm not dead.
I can't move. What? Can I move?
You see...
Don't think I've seen the dark night...
Well actually, no I have!
I have seen that one.
that one. This is 17 years ago. Max your friend's here and he has a costume that might match
yours. Why so serious? Hi Max. Oh my god, no, no, no, no. I'm fair, I recognize this.
Yeah
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, I'm fine. Okay. Up!
Yeah
I see.
Are you enjoying the extra dose of the blood?
I will rush things this time.
I will be seeing the head of the whole family as they slow me to destroy you.
There we go.
Messengers!
Boom! Right the uppercut on the jaw!
Did this really happen?
I mean, this is a scarecrow's power.
You mind-fucked, too.
Like they are on Mass Effect.
Just enough toxins to drive 10 minutes safe!
What are you?
Why, Bited Batman, you're as crazy as the rest of us.
You need us as much as we need you.
And to prove it, I'll flood the catacombs with enough fear gas
to break the minds of everyone in Gotham for a hundred years.
Hell yeah, I'm back here.
Alright.
Our Jonathan Creme plans on elevating fear to new belts.
Can you hang from the ceiling upside down?
When you're sitting on gargoyle statues, yeah.
You use it to take out enemies still for the selfish.
I saw a vent down there so I'm going to vent to max.
You know that all of Batman's villains are based on National Predator of Bats?
air crow that's
clowns
hello Mr. Dazz started my weight loss journey in September last year and so far I have lost
20 kilograms the day I climbed a 700mv tall mountain near where I live feels the strongest
let's go dude feels fucking strongest man proud of you son
very very nice work wait shit am i not getting down to the elevator from here
i'm gonna have to go back up bar inside
I
No one goes in comes out again. Oh, so why scared for going down?
Lock the door behind
Now, the question is, how do we get in?
No more guns, brother!
Na na na na na!
The multibattery is really good, man.
Especially on this difficulty.
I'm on the hardest difficulty.
I die in like two seconds if they start shooting me.
True and true
Call it this currency whatever Riddler challenge. Yeah, we're not doing that
I can't do the things you do.
Why do you think I do it?
Babe, not a priority.
I decided to stand out from the crowd.
Wait, soy man is in emotes?
You're called to.
I don't see it.
You're a real dog.
I had doctors poking around in every chair.
And no one was in this shoot.
And I get turned on by bugs.
It is an emote there.
I don't see what it is though.
Really?
I can't just play with it.
I can't imagine what that is.
Yeah, true then, they're true.
Can I see Soyman? Oh yeah, now I see, that's a refresh.
Wait, that's more like Chadman, dude. Chadman?
I'm Chadman.
What's he doing down here, Rick?
He's having fun, let me walk around.
It's the back!
Watch your back!
Fuck you and your little ride hood.
That was a low blow, bad man.
Unless you level me up though.
Put on the bad hat? What the hell is the bad hat?
Do you have a... hat?
I ain't got no bad hat. I'm not bad mask.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-bad mask.
I'll unlock all the gadgets, I guess.
Yeah, that's all of them.
Sup, guys, more subsession.
I must say, I thought it was just cringe shit in the beginning, but oh boy, it was cool.
Yeah, dude.
It's good shit.
It's supposed to make you cringe a bit in the beginning.
I've seen a little Batman movies yeah long time ago
No, the mask isn't hot. It digs in to like the ice socket. It hurts after a while.
Yeah, I saw back rooms like three days ago or something.
It was good.
It was alright.
Like, I had different expectations.
Too late, Ratman.
One step closer as this goes into the water.
The cave will fill with your deepest, darkest nightmares, and you will never reach your
precious venom roots.
Don't do it, Ratman.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, Brain!
Killer Crocs is scary, dude.
I'm heading into Croc's lair to collect the plant spores I bespoke about.
He's in some kind of old sewer network.
Send me the schematics.
It's like a maze down here.
There's nothing.
Yeah, look how beat up.
That man looks nice.
That's such a cool detail.
Sounds like a suicide mission.
I've got no choice.
I've tuned the scanner to detect the spores required to make the anti-venom.
It'll lead me straight to them.
What about Croc?
Croc's just an animal.
And animals just need traps and the right bait.
I'll be fine.
I'll contact you when I'm done.
Now is not the time.
I'll contact you.
These floating platforms will support me.
But we'll also send sound waves through the water,
giving away my position to Croc.
Oh
It's so scary I remember this
you can move pretty fast though
Oh, you can hold cr- Oh, okay, cool. Thanks. So quick.
I'm not sorry about that, man. He's running. But he's got a plan. A back plan.
Fuck.
I
Fuck it
Oh, I thought he would do the smash attack
So cool, dude, oh fuck we're gonna put me back
Oh, you can batterag this!
You could also just run!
That's cool, there's two ways to do it.
Oh, you can also line-launcher, yeah!
Fuck, I'm getting really far away from it, but I have to go...
There we go.
I'm spore maxing.
Yeah, I'm dead, they're not such a bad man, yes sir, you're a bad man, I was the spore
I don't know what to do with this guy.
Not enough spores, huh?
Oh
We all think 35 thank you
I got another one.
This is similar to Golf 3 Final.
Oh, fuck, that is far away.
I can take you all ready.
Nice quick throw, yeah?
Nice quick throw, yep. Yep, that's why I don't use it, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, quick throw is so fucking good. You were facing away from me, literally just skill
issue oh I was was I okay I see yay I was
definitely facing away from him quick
throw just fucking sucks it's a so core
of hell not user error could it have
more
There it is
Vroongie Gav yet
I go yeah I'll never come by 300 meters god damn
are
these e-mails
I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah, I don't know why you have to gather so many...
And get some Mickey D's, bro.
I mean, one more?
Is that it?
That's it, right?
I've got enough spores.
Nice.
back to the Batcave and formulate the antidote.
Oh, I get it. You've activated a sonar beacon down there. Clever.
Oracle, I'm getting out of here.
What about Croc?
He won't be a problem.
To the right.
one
two
the music is always the worry it
you know
I
I
I have D's and up's here to meet you.
Oh, that's the wrong way apparently. Okay. Uh, am I going just back here?
good fucking maze this is now this thing may could have been like a little bit
shorter wouldn't have heard it you know but it's all good
I'm sorry.
Alright.
Always knew under the roof
you saw me.
It's gonna be me from soon.
him. This is not a red link, verified. Yeah, look at the smoke, dude, as he's running.
My caves will be your tone.
So easy game.
I will find you!
Return to the Batcave!
What?
Oh, we could just get there from here. Oh, that's like that's convenient.
Very nice.
Okay, wait what?
This is Batcave, yeah? Yeah, it is.
Am I a sewer goon or what?
The fuck is that?
I don't even want to know.
Don't even answer it.
It's not down here.
Joker says the fat's gonna store it.
He's here!
Is he okay?
Damn. Wait, does lego batman have the same size as homelab?
Oh, he does? Sick.
oh yeah we're here right oh rocks that he did the combat for
I never played Mad Max you know
I tell you to hurry, but I'm sure you know what you're doing.
Contact me in the cave if you need anything.
Legobat money, precious people of power.
What happened to this series?
Yeah, which is the last game in this series that they made?
Is that Origins?
Scan and open.
That's a knight. A knight is the latest one. Ah. Suicide squad.
Alright, making an antidote, and then a boys' annoyee.
How close are you to making the cure close? It's been more difficult than I expected
The process is slow difficult playing these the reclamation August 3rd. Yeah
The chemical will definitely stop Ivy tomorrow missful hunter first the Titan transformation I
Need to run some more tests to be sure I've set the computer to create more
But I need to get out of here and find Ivy
Thank God. Our plans have reached the Garber River.
No! The Batcave!
Batman! Bruce, are you alright?
I'm fine.
I know once I find I scan, Rexia.
Oh
Lifted our bat claw
Oh
Stop poison ivy from destroying the island am I a ultra bad school
I thought I pulled the plant apart
Feels then to go
This way is blocked my plans. I need to find another way out. Oh, okay. Feels dent good.
Ah, I see. Right.
that's tight. What? Yes, I'll die.
I think that's too loud for his play style, you know.
I'll go over midnight if I'm close.
for sure. Zoom.
Doesn't if I get stuck I guess, but I don't see myself getting stuck in this game.
Yeah, if I die during bosses, but yeah, no, it's fine.
I'm fairly sure I would like to finish this today. That'd be cool. I can do Mistfall Hunter
I'll play this on release, yeah.
An Arkham City, but I have never played Arkham, the Arkham games after that.
Nemster, thanks for the rate, I'm gonna get strummed.
Yeah, I definitely just didn't play any of the others, especially the ones I haven't
plague. Arkham world. All right, we're so back.
There will be a new Arkham game? You think so?
Oh.
Is it actually confirmed?
Where am I going?
I don't know.
Well, I think you can only go one way because the plants are stopping you everywhere else, so.
Let's just follow the path on the road again.
Gonna die because I am dents maxing.
All right, that's how easy that was.
I
Oracle we've got another problem what now
Robot unfortunately nothing that simple I'm at the main sewer junction
I'm gonna get iFrames learn
What do you call Batman if he skips church?
Christian Vale.
Okay, that's a good one.
That's a very good one, actually.
Some of it better I've ever heard.
Very nice.
This is my second playthrough.
I played on release though, so I don't remember anything like anything.
Clearly.
I'm at the main sewer junction. It appears to be polluted with Titanium.
What's he doing now?
Oh, it's Titanium!
Well, the triple Batarang was very handy here.
This is the water to the Gotham River.
Glory is in sight.
At this time, it's full of Titan.
I'm going to stop it.
I'm going to turn it.
Hopefully I won't die again.
I really hope I don't.
BING!
I would mega suck of hell.
I think the plan's a human file. There's three children.
And, okay, I guess I could get the- well, he's not the last Batarang upgrade, but...
Oh! Oh, I see!
easier the siphering of security systems
sure doesn't really matter what I guess
it was that all the ones who came on
look stuff
this area is falling apart it's not
safe to use the ground yeah I'm up the
old-fashioned yeah I'm trying wait you
can climb oh I did not think you could
do that actually secure a bump control room please bro all right
I know.
Don't talk about her.
I'll kill you.
You can't be worried.
I can stop the other people.
Ah.
I see.
Come on punks.
Daddy's home.
Break is on!
Nose bone right into the fucking brain!
Oh, yeah, I could have pulled him down, true, because it's triple now.
I thought it was poison ivy.
Who cares about kill?
Shoot to kill!
That's not what I heard.
What are you talking about?
I'm the best shotgun.
Everyone knows that.
Yeah, you have whatever.
I have...
Stop!
I got...
SOME!
Yo.
He's down there with you!
Making you all look like fools!
You watched Odyssey last month?
You got your ears damaged?
What?
Wait, was it that loud?
Did you watch it on like, proper IMAX?
of
I
Then what he held him upside down to beat the crap out
What you let him get away with it
Middle is the hard to do, but it is not why I put you down there!
He's trying to shut down the power of the Dark Goddess!
You think you can hide from me?
Fuck you! Fuck me and fuck him!
of
all of
I
My dress up was a bad looking scare to them. What would you do is up ice water man?
You're like the 10th person doing this joke Zeith, okay?
yes water man because I'm so scared of water no it will be like karaoke man or
something dude
There'll be kid awkward man
Yeah, you know what chat will be it will be done scroll man because y'all just done scroll during horror games
That's tight. It's gotta be smart about this.
What was that? Yeah.
Oh, I guess I'll...
Oh, I'd like to thank my fans for their undying support.
I have, like, some PTSD in this room.
What do we do now?
Shut up and keep looking!
Leave him there, we've got bigger problems!
Find a bat!
Shut up and keep looking. Leave him there. We got bigger problems. Find a bat.
A bat.
I'm coming with you.
They lost guard. You never took the title.
We don't know, Rosa.
You got much to add.
What?
Yeah stick quick throw by the way it's so good quick throw quick throw doesn't
work 50% of the time I thought actually probably like 75% it doesn't work man
because he flushes all the good games well then you would be toilet man cuz
you're scared of me flushing the good games
show yourself. Dough? Alright, let's not get stuck here. Let's see, what can we do? Is there a...
There's a vent here, yeah.
Hey, you. Hey, boys, you're up in the plan to flag off billions of gallons of voices.
I'll be smart about it.
Oh, good thing is that I tried to stop it. I have made the order what was to stop it.
I have a good plan here. I have a very good plan
Yeah, I am definitely getting something like PTSD from this, but I have a very good game
plan for it.
Well, fad.
Well, fad.
Come on, bats, show yourself.
This your back cave.
It's really annoying.
Whatever is fine.
Hey, get off me!
Someone!
Ahhhhh!
God, you found someone!
Over here!
Okay, yep.
Sick!
Sick!
Fucking quick battle rag.
It doesn't work!
I'm telling you, it does not work!
I
Swear the quick battering is just it just won't work it will it will not work
Whatever I have a insane game plan that's
Something down there, but I don't like it!
You heard jump here!
Yeah, I should just backhaul though, I should.
I keep having faith in the quick-erang for some dumb reason.
What are we gonna do now?
Shut up and keep talking!
That man! You hear me? Shut yourself!
Wait up! I'll watch your back!
My phone call smells like the town with the snow, Rosa. Is that you, what's the matter?
How many are left?
Three here.
That's quite a lot.
You're coming down?
Go down then.
I want to
Come on boys, maybe all three of you
I'll bet you can't wait to get out of there.
I bet you can't wait to get out of there.
Come here, you punk!
Come here!
You know you want to!
This is going to turn real awkward.
This got the perfect spot, yeah.
What was the chances? That man taking out all of your arms not in a dog.
Could have climbed cake by some pose.
I said I wanted to fast-stop.
It's not worth the risk, it's like you don't want to not break the ties
They good I like vaguely remember that room
Like PTSD
Patiss
We're going down by cyber things 20 and shower on surface and track down shower
all right we stopped him from polluting stop poison ivy from destroying the island again
So we gotta move backwards, I guess or yeah, I mean there's only one way to go
Wait guys
this will hurt
broken spine
see? wow it fucking worked once
versus a singular enemy
so sick, yup
greatest thing ever
It's nice for ease. I could just triple battering that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Worth it.
Worth it.
Oh, hey, guys.
Oh, nice.
There he got a word.
Orgybix?
Yeah, he's gonna run around.
Oh
Orgimics
What the gimmick
Fuck, I shouldn't do this, you don't get eye-frames there again.
Run!
Come on, sprint, then!
I'm trying to get something to play with.
And I am by watching what we have to find.
Okay, let's not get greedy here, so I don't fucking die.
Come on, spring door or something.
There we go, good, good.
No way, he's the other guy.
Okay, leave him behind.
Oh, fuck, not more ass.
Oh, fuck, no more ass.
I can do this.
Just trying to get high-crits.
I'm scared of a quick hit incoming here.
Watch out.
What do you mean? I think that would hit man.
Oh, I'm gonna have to redo this fight.
Oh.
Fuck.
time is right get away from him
so greedy for them you gotta get the damage man it's all about the damage
fuck me hit the guy next to him please bro let's go
I'm wondering how combo achievement will be super easy, because enemies wouldn't actually die.
Can they stereo into the electricity?
And also, you can do that with indicators on, can't you?
Yeah, you can.
No, that works actually.
He's gonna do something after watching my ass.
Nice throw, man.
Like me?
No, no!
Oh, I got that!
No my ass! Fuck me!
Watch out for him.
Watch out for him. Do not get fucking greedy.
No! Do not.
No, do not. Much, much, much, much after that shit.
Don't get fucking close to him.
No, don't commit, don't do shit.
Now move out of the way. Get this guy.
Oh
Yeah
Shelf-ordered now do not tunnel mission here. I don't watch out for that
I
That's a scary fight, man.
It's a scary, scary fight.
Oh, upgrade!
Uhhh...
Yeah, I don't even know what I'm getting anymore.
Just get the battery.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
You got dark bros!
Quick throws here today.
Yeah, okay.
Lucky throws.
They brought the animal before me, shameless and barking like a mad dog.
For what felt like days, I endured his boasts.
He took pleasure recounting his actions, cataloging his depraved crimes.
What should have been revenge turned to pity.
This poor dog needed my help.
I feel like I got to fix this, huh?
That was the first to kill the oblin, the oblin 2.
See?
Fixed.
Fixed
I love the triple wire so sick dude Marcellana fix two years. I'm like
5 year anniversary
Boys tonight
I
Play deadpool game no no I never have I've never seen like anything of deadpool never no movie no game no comics
Oh shit, I'm up here nice I need to stop her now
That's what she thinks
All right, we just gotta get over the area
Oh, there's a riddler
The actual game is amazing this island belongs to me what do you think you can do
I am my babies know you're every move you and your kind are arrogant enough to
think you can destroy us. You will fail, and we will become the most powerful force on
the planet.
I love these games. Yeah, I have only played two of them, but they're very good. They're
You're such a...
passion project.
You don't believe me?
You will pay, Batman.
For hurting me.
It's not our game?
I don't like it.
Do these games come out like PS3?
I don't have no plans for this.
When I finish with Batman,
I'll be coming after you.
It was PS3, damn.
Will you win?
Oh, that's rather sad.
I don't know how he... a city-sized Joseph Tuck?
Come and find me when you're done with that ring.
Ooh, it'll be fun! You can drink the wine!
I'll... stop...
Okay, well...
Works.
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm...
I'm just gonna move, if you can hear me.
Snipers are insane.
Yeah, I'm a nice full hunter tomorrow. I'm excited. Hopefully it's good.
If not, I mean we got HBs of reincarnation soon anyways, also.
So you're here at last.
Do you like what I've done with the place?
You like what you're seeing?
My babies are growing Batman.
Come and see.
Yeah, you know you'd like that Ivy.
There's more where that came from
Are you hungry my poor babies?
Laugh and grow fast
I'm going there.
Nope.
Yeah, okay.
Are you ready for me?
Do you think you can handle me?
Damn, she's ultra good.
Cool.
Are you ready?
Bounce like a pinball.
to me. Ivy's way. I've got myself a little security batman. I'm gonna give them a living
They'll just die if anything happens to me.
Yeah.
Is poison ivy the hottest villain in DC?
No?
Harley.
Nah, she's better than Harley.
I
Do you hear me, you're my powerful force Batman.
Oh
I see
Oops
Pay attention
You pay attention on a hard fight
Don't look at cats!
One more time, I guess?
I
Can stand in between oh my god, I'm bald feeling the fresher
Oh
Explosive gel
Yeah
Wait, I have to do this oh fuck off
Wait, now there's ads?
Let's try this.
I have to do this.
He's trying to help me.
Oh, you actually got a checkpoint here, okay, well that's fair then, no problem.
You
Come on, take it! Let's go! Come on, Ivy, stop stalling!
save me from the evil fat
hi guys dead it's over innocent pop kill
I'll shoot them like that.
Hi guys, I was hurt bad. It's over.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Whop.
I'm gonna shut!
I surely smell three times when I don't do this right?
I need help here boys.
I'm not a fucker, you're just a big slap, both of you.
Give up, man!
Doesn't look like it.
Now with these quick throws!
Please don't die here.
Alright.
Save me from the evil fat.
Ah!
I can't see him come by the way, he didn't live for life, yep.
I'm in move please!
I'm terrified of getting hit by this.
I'm in a spot and then he then leaves into my ass!
Are you kidding me?
The light is so high!
Oh shit, run this is a good raid.
You're dead and buried, darling.
Thanks for the raid, Rika.
I'm tilting on this fight because it's so slow.
It's just gotta walk and wait and walk and wait.
Okay, I didn't get three!
Oh, Lego version of the fight of this.
Yeah, this fight is just very waiting around.
Ahhhh!
No, don't do that!
Save me from the evil thatch!
Yeah!
Oh, is it almost German that plays close by in the old movies?
Ahhhh.
Balanorabin.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I need help to the phones.
Fuck.
Don't do it.
Good thing I overstrained myself.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Good thing I overstrained myself for a break.
Don't even hit here, I'm gonna hit right into the veins.
Veins.
Alright, come on Ivy, two more times!
Strong than you.
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know!
whatever I do do not attack you into the fucking minds
I'm terrified of attacking here.
Please.
No, no, no.
No, no, no!
Dude, get knocked out!
I don't want to commit to this fucking animation!
Ahahoo!
Okay, we're good!
What?
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh my God, I thought I died to that!
I
Bees fucking saying
I'm gonna wrap this shit up
What do we get now
Sounds good, I think.
The Sonic battering.
Wait, so that will just, um, I think it pasted it somewhere?
I am literally in the XL suit.
Literally, literally, literally?
Like literally.
Mika, go walk the damn dog.
I'm going to finish this game.
The damn dog, brother.
Fuck!
All right.
I'm getting destroyed in the corner.
It's crazy how much money this game costs it to make.
How much was it?
I mean, he most definitely made like a fucking profit though, right?
Oh yeah, we're going in here to the right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Let's see, yeah.
A, that's not right.
Since it'd be in Bane.
Ah! Here it is, Batman!
Hey! Looks like you're the guest of honor!
Thank you, scum!
Scum of Arkham! That's what you are. Fuck.
the man
Yeah
You know what they got dressed up as fire is like this
I mean, we've been building up to this point all night, don't tell me you've not been
looking forward to it.
I know I have.
Surprise!
Everyone always says I should be in television, you don't want to miss this, really.
It'll be a blast.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven, six, five, four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Oh, it's this already. Oh, okay.
I'm sending you back to the ventriloquist where you belong.
You had to spoil everything, didn't you?
Beating a bane, feeding scarecrow to croc,
slapping around Harley, my Harvey, by the way,
and ruining all my lovely venom plants.
It's over, Joker.
Over? Why, my dear delusional Dark Knight, it hasn't even begun.
Don't let somebody...
Don't let a man cheat the idiots!
That's greedy, but yeah, I see that don't matter fucking anything.
Never do that in these, uh, it's alright.
Okay, get away from him.
Shit, that's just keep coming.
I don't want to do that.
Let's keep going, they're losing out.
Get him, get him, get him, get him.
Yeah, quick throw is good here because it's scripted, speak it.
Alright, that's just how it is.
That's just the truth.
That's a lot of ass.
Oh my god
Lowering their health is all good to care the ads
All right don't tilt
It's fine.
What? There is no fucking way, Joker.
Someone help that baby up off the floor.
There is no way in any universe that fucking hit me.
That's fucked.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do this again.
I'm going to do this again.
Is he okay?
This game looks amazing.
throw there because I won't hurt myself unless I grab him.
Alright, we're chillin' hard. Great get this shit. Let's go.
Get away from them.
Are you gonna throw?
Unlike me.
No!
Fuck yeah, that was fine.
Okay.
Yeah, don't get hit by these blindards.
Take him out one at a time. Commit.
Good. Alright, that's good. Boom. Big damage.
Boom. That's one place to do it.
Okay, we're good. Okay, let's do this.
Good.
I got phase 2, phase 3 on me.
Ok, don't throw there, cause I will get my ass.
It's fine, it's alright. No big deal. Go for this.
Okay, don't greet now whatever you do let him charge don't do shit
There is please are you fucking?
Okay, we're good to not greet this get away from that
You should never greet anything ever more than what you should never should here right now.
Alright, good.
Oh
Rip his
Get away!
Here we go!
We're gonna have some fun now, kiddies!
You're trying to resist the change!
That's not fair!
Come on, get in!
So, you wanna play hardball bats, do ya?
Your call.
Pickle, pickle!
Oh
You're ruining my big night
Months
Letting down the crapper. I just wanted to bring down your grim facade and for once
Let you see the world as I see it
Giggling in a corner and bleeding
But you've denied me even that
I have nothing to live for
Oh Kias, thanks for the two year anniversary, thank you.
And Miko, of course, thanks for the great idea.
Oh Kias, the materials were fun.
That's a great game.
of the rampaging inmates. Just ten minutes ago we received this tenth message.
Cleaning, scoffing, chokin' in the car.
Hark, all bears, hurry!
Slowly, slowly...
Time for the worst flight in the game? Yeah, I have some PTSD with this.
I have like pictures in my head about what it looks like.
...and witness the framer destruction of your dear dark knight.
We've been suckling the tower so quickly. There, Joker's making his move.
I'll first try this shit let's go.
And for one night only, please welcome our special guest of the...
No!
Come on! Change! Get crazy! It's the only way!
The most most desi-only thing's crazy.
The only one to... never!
You wasted the hat that go'd on yourself!
Now that's fun!
Just still spoil my fun and for that I'll paint Arkham with your blood.
Let's get ready to...
Upgrade!
You'll lose and everyone will see you come boys I'd soften them up boy
Oh
Oh
Yeah, Queen stone
I wonder what he's doing.
Jimmy is dead, sharpass!
Ready for this?
Oh, shit.
He doesn't even deal that much damage.
Why not that?
Give him a cane for me, boys!
Bottom left? I'm bottom right, brother!
Just one more time, you monster!
This boss is uh... quite chill.
I'll drop you off, I'll...
What are you doing?
You'll die for this bastard!
One more time!
I'll rip you apart, for all thought of this scene!
I
Oh my god! Nooo!
That move is crazy!
come on guys just give it up
come on guys just give it up
Can you hear me?
I'm the best.
You're the best.
That man just left the building.
That man just left the building.
Ow!
Ow!
That way!
Wait for the tree!
Alright.
I can take it.
I can take anything you throw at me, that's...
Anything you throw at me, Betsy.
You can't beat me.
I'm actually going to win!
Ready for the next round?
Always.
What?!
I'll never let you win.
And you'll never be.
Woo!
I took nine hours, oh like 840 I guess I stalled a bit in the game
This game is so damn good
Quite a mess in there and the venom enhanced inmates are returning to normal
The process can be quite painful
I'll survive see you tonight Barbara. Yeah, I bought the Batman collection. It's like
Nine bucks on steam for all the games get some rest
Stay safe Jim, thank you talk. Yeah, this was one of the
I did warn you. Don't be born.
Yeah, dead.
Yeah, Origins might not be part of it, I can check.
Yeah, this game is so sick, truly.
Collection misses Origins. Okay, yeah.
Woo!
Amazing game this one. It's actually so good.
Dude, I probably have like 40% completion or something.
And there was a lot I didn't do like getting all the riddles and all that.
GG!
That was really fun, man.
So nice to play a good game.
Wait, what happened to Harlequin?
Oh yeah, we locked her in the cell.
Wait, cool detail, but after Joker injected Titan's Sermon to Batman, his right hand is
permanently bigger.
that even in the sequels really?
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's very minor, yeah, but the fact that it's there.
Tomorrow is Mistfall Hunter.
Hey, Machine Party!
All the Archive Games have the same attention detail, yeah.
Machine Party's out tomorrow, yeah, same day as, uh...
Miss Fall Hunter.
Which villain do I like the most in this one?
Ivy. Nah, maybe Scarecrow. I like Scarecrow so much.
Oh, nothing planned right now, Salah.
I'll probably do solo a little bit, but then I'm down for whatever.
I mean, are we doing machine party tomorrow?
Wait, I'm gonna ride in the lead's chat about it.
Dude, I got 72% that's way more than I thought.
Armored Batsoons.
Damn.
Nice.
Yeah, look how many riddles there are.
That's insane how many rules there are in this game.
I'm out chat, Batman is out.
Signing off.
It's late.
It is late.
Do do do do do.
Hi hi hi.
Time to go on patrol, yeah.
Exactly.
the dog in the costume oh yeah I totally will guys totally too bad you won't
see it but yeah I totally will with this yeah of course nice Carter Axe let's go
yeah it's such a great game this one it is it is so good
oh brother
It's quick throw actually good and I'm out of skill issue. No, it's a chance at a rock
It's true you literally saw it it works in segments where the game wants you to use it, but otherwise it's just ass oh
Come on
I am gone, dude. I am gone. That's right. Batman signing off.
saving all my quick throwbacks for Arkham City. True, true, true.
Wait, you can play as the Joker in the challenge mode?
Whaaat?
No, I've not seen this in... no. I'm not sure I want...
I'll be back tomorrow.
We're gonna play Missful Hunter and hopefully Machine Party.
Unless we get too hooked on Missful Hunter.
That's the uh, that's the plan.
I'm very happy I could do this game.
Oh, it's very nice.
It's one of the charities that does, and also the game is just so damn good.
I forgot how good it is. Replaying it,
the first time since release, and yeah.
It's so, it holds up so damn well.
It really does.
I'll see you tomorrow, chap, for the usual. Appreciate it all.
Bye-bye!
I love you guys.