Emiru
REAL EGG HOURS ๐คโ๏ธ REACTS GAMING BLOODBORNE ๐คโ๏ธ 1000 SUBS IF I DONT BEAT IT BY JAN 9RD ๐คโ๏ธ CHRISTMAS PARTY TMRW ๐คโ๏ธ !giveaway
12-18-2025 ยท 7h 53m
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I'll pour you back so it won't let you hear it
I'm stuck for a minute
Me too
Let me down, wake me up
It's like a wake up
Wake me up
It's like a evil
All my name is in the air
So I'll be back to wake you up
It's like the door I can't wake up
Before I come undefended
Staying for a moment now
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It was like make sure you invite that one RuneScape guy, but I will have to check.
Is there a theme?
It's just Christmas!
But yeah, it should be a good time.
I'm very excited.
It should be very, very good.
Oh, God, God, God.
I don't know what to do.
I tried to go to bed early last night.
I went to bed at, for me this is early, like 3am and I laid there for 4 hours and I couldn't sleep.
Usually it's not that bad for me, but it was fucking horrible.
I tried to order them, I ordered some night quill.
I was like, I'm just gonna drink some night quill and they cancelled my order.
So I was like, well...
Just go to bed at 7 a.m. You see desire. Thanks for two months, but how can I start stream earlier if I can't sleep earlier I?
Don't know bro
Blood porn nightmares yes, I knew I had to fight the orphan today. I mean I had a pretty good first attempt yesterday, but
it's um it's gonna be something it will be something
you'll beat it like three tries I don't think so I feel like I had my first try
luck and then after that it was just it was just not it so not good oh yeah don't forget
to enter the giveaway guys I will draw the winner on Monday I'm giving away a free free
run star fours PC if you live in a country where I can ship it to you that is but I
I might draw it like Sunday past midnight, so not 100% sure.
I'll be able to do a full stream on Monday or not yet.
But we will see.
We will see you.
No, I can ship to most places at you.
So don't worry about that.
Wait, I think that it says in the thing
where I can go.
Hold on.
I can ship to the US, Canada, UK, and most EU countries, but if you live in a country with
import tax, you have to pay it yourself, I'm sorry.
I don't think I can cover that, just please pick it up from the
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I don't know, I think that, maybe like four, yeah.
Beat Bloodborne today.
I was alive.
Something like that.
I don't think I'm going to be able to beat Bloodborne today, but we will see.
Hello everyone, this is you, the Anus of Heights.
He is not impressed with his evening meal.
a potter two months overheld prime thank you i'm pavilion 51
we will we will we will
that'll go thank you
hey i'll hide you
I think I don't see them.
It's just a slight slide, isn't it?
Yeah.
And I think I want a swim.
What?
And I'm secure with the AC and take my luggage to a platform.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, somebody's Dalmatian is here to pick them up.
He's driving the car.
He just couldn't leave them alone.
Oh my god.
It's the perfect size for him.
Oh, the hand length.
Did he get it?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh.
He's happy about me.
So cute.
Me testing my mom's homosexuality
says she's hot.
I think he's thirsty.
He's walking yourself?
Said you don't even need me no more, huh?
So you got it.
He's so smart and so refined.
So look at me.
I think this pony is a picky eater.
Who the fuck?
Why does he look crazy?
The service dog is really excited about his business class upgrade.
Oh my God, is this the bed sheets?
So fancy.
Yeah, definitely.
So we are here at Lowe's to check out some holiday decorations.
Okay.
He blends right in.
Oh wait, what's this?
How much is this?
I think they have a question
This dog should be employed as a radiator duster.
This is so ominous, you offended me with a five.
Thank you, thank you.
This dog is a master playing back.
I can't leave him alone!
He got that emerald blindness.
What the fuck?
Shut up!
Yes.
Me playing third person games.
He's right, you know?
Oh my god.
No, shut up.
I've never understood the notion of curfew with an even better
person.
Guys, are you okay?
Good job, are you okay?
Good job, are you okay?
I'm back.
Turn around.
Open your mouth.
I never understood who knows.
Good food with an even better view.
I'm not a poodle hater, but...
I don't know.
I guess it's like how cookie to fill natural waters.
But I kinda like flawless.
Yo, sunken, thanks for 13 months.
Wow, very beautiful.
They're hypoallergenic.
Oh, that is nice.
Oh!
Oh, that's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
Ew!
He thought the siren was closer than it was.
Hi Onigiri! Johnny, thanks for the 10!
Hello Johnny!
You're being crazy!
Good morning! It'll be you Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yes, it'll be you!
Happy to be here! And when you smile.
Okay, thank you!
He's just a big baby.
I say hello to Oni.
What a great...
Turn around, sit around. So I can see her other face.
Oh, what a baby!
Aw, stay funny, ten months to your two.
Oh! No!
Hey, he's fine.
He's cold again.
Take care of this.
Oh
How cute
I don't know what happened, that looks painful.
Oh
Oh shit, he wants ice cream!
They're acting like it's a water stick on Earth.
Oh my god, he's hungry.
He wants to make it, oh, Jesus.
He's probably getting in trouble.
Oh my God, he looks like he's about to cry.
Oh, so cute. Very sweet.
My wife is not going to eat, and she's starting to do pep dancing.
No, it's not the best time now.
But from two it's better to be at home.
Are these pet squirrels?
I always wanted a pet squirrel but I know you're not supposed to do that.
The dog is following me home.
Where's your mom?
That's a small-ass dog.
No, don't follow me.
Baby, where's your mom?
What did you do?
Oh, a Fennec fox.
You look so proud of yourself, too.
is destroying all the toilet paper.
Goodness gracious.
The swan is playing with fire.
I don't know why that spooked me.
Here it is.
That is the end of this video, are we hoping you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very
soon.
Are you just eating himself?
Okay, before I start Bloodborne I must do my dingley scrandle.
It is essential.
Wait.
Dude, why is it showing me the fucking the same chili picture every day?
Okay, there we go.
I was like, bro, stop showing me the chili.
I've seen it so many fricking times.
Okay, here we go.
We have hot dog versus hot dog.
This one is very short and the bread looks whatever.
And then this one's got onions and mustard
and the bread looks a bit better,
but it is more than double the price.
This is the bonus round,
which is just the personal preference round.
I'm gonna go with this one.
Excellent.
Okay, first round from Canada.
We have poutine, which I think is,
it's fries, cheese curds, and gravy.
And then on the right we have nothing from the UK.
I guess it's a question of would you rather eat poutine
would you rather eat nothing? It's free. I feel like people, okay, well, I was actually
close. It was like 3% difference. Why is it nothing again? Okay. Oh, USA. A bag of M&M's
for six dollars, Jesus, versus nothing.
Why is my, I feel like I'm being tricked.
My gut's kinda telling me that it's nothing.
Save money.
The green eminem is bad with it.
Six dollars for eminems is crazy.
Okay, would you guys rather spend six dollars for Bagan items or eat nothing I?
Will go based off of that answer because I don't know
Wow it actually was nothing
Is this like a special day where it's just nothing versus oh
My god, why is it there again?
Okay, um we have nothing versus fish fingers and mushy peas hot dog.
Um, nothing? Why pees and ketchup with the fish?
Fuck! I guess nothing. Oh my god, okay, it actually is just nothing versus food day,
I guess.
Pie, mash, and gravy versus nothing.
I feel like surely people would want the pie and potatoes,
even though that's like gravy soup.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
Nothing versus from Germany.
Fish, sandwich.
Why does it still have the-
I'm gonna go with nothing. Wow. 4 out of 5, not bad, right?
Oh my god.
Okay, we have nothing versus a mushroom, spinach, and truffle pie.
With fries, ketchup, and pe- that looks terrible.
Nothing wins again!
Um
We have bow for all what is strong enough to melt the cutlery. Oh my god look at the fork. What is this?
What is bow for all I'm gonna look this up?
Overl a thick salty dark brown British paste
made from beef extract and yeast extract
I want to go with nothing. Easy. Wait, this was too easy from the USA. Salted pretzel with cheese, and it's only $5 too. That's pretty good. Versus nothing, of course it's the pretzel. That's pretty low actually.
Oh, we have cheeseburger with really strange looking cheese versus nothing.
Nothing, but I don't think the burger looks that bad personally.
I don't think it's that bad.
He looks hyper, thank you for the eight months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna go with the burger.
Wow!
No!
That was horrible.
Nothing versus chicken burger with chips, $15 from Ireland.
$15 is crazy, but, wow, that was actually hard.
I got eight out of 10.
The community average is 6.9 out of 10.
So that was probably my best above average
scandal in a while.
Nice, not bad, huh?
Uh, super scrandle time.
Here we go.
Okay, from the UK, we have the chicken katsu box.
It looks like it has waffle fries, too.
Very yummy.
And then we have, oh, we put some music.
Uh, there we go.
And then we have white pizza, which I think means
it has Alfredo sauce.
Instead of marinara sauce with broccoli from the USA.
Um...
I would eat this but I think I'd rather have the cod soup.
This gotta be the cod soup, yes.
26%
Not great.
Um...
From the USA we have the cursed $14 Sausage Wrap
versus the beer bat.
$25!
Dude, these are both horrible!
Dude, the beer bath's ridiculous.
They're both awful? Yeah.
Uh-oh.
59%?!
Oh my god!
59%?! That's crazy!
Where's the beer bat? Okay, from Australia.
We have the Gyros Ladder Box.
Looks pretty good, and then we have the Bar- the Varian Beast from the USA. It's a pretzel with...
What even is this?
What is that in the middle?
Yo please hate me, thanks for 18 months. Welcome back, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Um, gravy? Gravy with fried chicken? Fried chicken? I'm gonna go with the gyros platter
box. Sorry, Bavarian Beast. Yo, Licks, thank you for the gifted sub. Appreciate it. From
the USA, we have Philly Cheese Steak. Looks pretty good. And then we have the Chicken
Burger with Chips. Oh, the chicken looks burnt though. Yo, Axe, thank you for $0.9 months
and charisma modifier. Thank you for the prime. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the Philly cheese steak.
And the chicken did not look great.
Okay, evil strand we have from the UK.
The steak pie with creamy mesh,
peas, gravies and mint sauce.
And then we have pizza!
Two dollars from Brazil!
I'm gonna guess the pizza.
Oh!
This is going horrible.
This might be my worst super scandal ever.
I thought it was pizza.
Yeah, that was a very sad pizza.
I just never trust the UK pies.
You know what I mean?
Okay, from Wales we have burger and chips.
Pretty good, then from the UK we have the double McLean cheeseburger.
I think, uh, and our doggy thing for the prime, I think aesthetically,
Basically, the burger and chips looks a lot better.
Yes, okay, I'm still alive.
Holy moly.
From the USA, we got chicken strips and chips with fries, actually, and a drink.
$20!
And then from the UK, we have four chicken tenders with chips.
I gotta go USA, maybe that looks amazing, doesn't it?
Very beautiful
And then you can we have the chicken and hello me
so blocky
Sounds like a wrap with chicken vegetables fries, and then we have pizza
It looks um it looks a little bit cursed
Yeah, okay.
Ooh, from the USA we have three Vira tacos with sauce from a tailgate.
It is $20, but it looks delicious.
Three tacos, then we have pizza sliced.
$12.
Uh, why, how does this happen that the cheese is like melting into the box?
I don't understand, I'll go with the tacos.
Nice.
Okay, evil scran, we have chicken and chips, $10, then we have unknown, also $10.
I
Hate that the left has the filter on it cuz I can't fucking tell these ones are very similar
Question mark. I'm scared
No, my instinct was telling me it was the filtered one
Okay, pizza
And we have popcorn half eaten from the ground that's disgusting
Half eaten from the ground
Okay from Guatemala we have the churro churros eatels
Eat with churro sauce sweet onions black beans in a tortilla, and then we have the lemon kind of leaf from Brazil
Well, this doesn't...
Are the onions supposed to look like that?
The charred onions look a little bit strange to me, I would say.
So I'm going to go with the cannoli.
Yes, I've never seen it like that before.
Okay, from the UK, we have an Oreo donut.
That is not an Oreo.
And then we have a double cheeseburger!
That is beautiful, except, uh, I need the cheese isn't melted and the cheese should be on the patties.
So what to do?
Yeah, that's not an Oreo.
From Japan, we have Yaki Soba Stir-fried Noodles with Beer.
Oh, it's pretty good. It's got the, uh...
Where's this pickled radish for plum or something?
Then we have from Scotland the snake and black pudding pie.
Did I go with the yakisoba that looks divine?
The evil scrant from Unknown.
We have Unknown.
Two dollars!
It looks just like penne with meatballs.
And then we have a cheese filled bratwurst with one liter of beer.
Eighteen dollars.
I guess pasta.
Hey, from the UK, rib man pie with mash,
mushy peas and gravy.
Then we have steak and chips with chimichurri sauce.
Dude, any steak with chimichurri sauce, it's just over.
That looks beautiful.
Yum, yum, yum.
Okay, and then oh my god again barbecue chicken loaded fries and steak and
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I don't know.
I'm going to go with the sandwich.
Nice.
I'm still surviving.
Okay.
From Australia, roast beef and gravy roll versus steak and chestnut chimichurri.
It's too beautiful.
Oh, the barbecue chicken loaded fries versus the Chico Ronas from Mexico.
I don't know how to pronounce that.
Fried pork with some kind of green sauce.
I'm going to go with the barbecue chicken loaded fries.
Looks gorgeous.
Then, from Australia we have Katsu Chicken and Rice versus the Yaki Niku.
Um, do you like the Katsu Chicken?
Looks better.
This just is not a lot of food for $12.
That is my issue.
Yeah.
Okay, the chicken and fries with pepper sauce, $2.95, that cannot be a correct price.
Oh wait, Jamaica!
Three dollars?
Really?
Yo, oh!
Click the five!
You did subscriptions.
Thank you, oh!
Hope you're having a lovely evening.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And then we have beef short rib tacos.
Ooh, those look really nice.
I kind of like the parkour-y cool.
Ooh, very close though.
Evil Scran, we have the um,
quote-unquote Oreo donut, the Biskoff donut,
versus Chicken Curry Pie.
I guess the donut? Please don't look delicious.
Okay, thank god, although it's insanely close too.
From Brazil!
Tropeiro, tropeiro.
Beans, rice, friday, crackling, pork, steak, tomato sauce, and cabbage versus Korean BBQ
loaded fries.
I feel like the meat on the left looks a little bit dry.
But the right is like, it's like two pieces of chicken.
It's not that much.
I don't guess this is the left.
Fuck!
My first L.
Okay, we have butter chicken and rice versus today's special.
I think it is today's special.
That looks great. Very scrumptious.
From Columbia?
It's Columbia, right? Salchipapas, hot dog, sausage, and chips.
That was a toothpick, but it looks kind of difficult to eat.
Then we have food. $13.
But it is nice looking food. Yeah, this is very cheap.
Yeah, this is very cheap.
I think I'd rather get this though.
I should have had faith in Columbia.
I have both of the UK hot dog meal, $11
versus double cheeseburger in chips, $24.
$24 is crazy this doesn't even look that good like look that Patty is over done oh my god
dude they have oh my god the people playing this game are not real they have unknown I'm
unknown $10 looks like a very average to below average burger or hot dog I
honestly can't even tell then we have bacon cheese burger $6 all in the burger
okay oh wow um flatbreads with mixed tandoori chicken and spiced lamb wow
That looks really nice and then turkey and stuffing roll with chips and gravy
Nice
I'm on my final thing
pie mashed peas and gravy versus
Charlie's Wade meal. Fried chicken on brioche, with cheese, gherkins, which is pickles, chilies, and waffle fries.
It's $18, but that looks really nice. It's a lot of red pepper. That looks good. Yo, hi, wing. Thank you for 14 months. Thank you, thank you.
I love the hat, Miss Woman of the Year.
Oh, no, I'm, who said I'm a woman?
Thank you.
Uh, nice. Okay, Canada.
Spaghetti, meatball, fries.
Is this fried spaghetti? Why does it look like that? What the fuck is going on?
And then Germany, sausage.
Price for one five dollars.
Sausage.
Spaghetti, meatball, fries.
This looks annoying to eat, doesn't it?
I don't know. Yo, Mike, thank you for three months.
I'm gonna go with sausage. Uh oh.
Ah! God!
I want to go again just one more time. I'll do a word a little again. It's so
tilting.
There we go. Sorry for the flashbang. Okay, now looking at chat. Dream. It has an R.
Blank. That's not a word. Blank. It has a B. Um.
I'm trying to find more letters or maybe R could be there.
Fuck!
Okay, so there's a B and an R, but they're not in any of the spots I've tried so far.
I'm trying to think of what are words of- oh my god, correct.
I haven't tested you for vowels wait so there's no E 8 oh
Or I so there has to be a you right?
They were burnt now
Burst no, but there's no T no s
And it doesn't start with the
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I want to go with the chili cheese fries.
Okay, we have from Australia in the evil scran.
Chicken snitzel burger with chips versus chicken and chips.
Ten dollars.
Um
Where I get the cup I got it from
Mecha Japan first of all and look at this
It comes with a lid
To be the to make it help
Oh
Okay from Indonesia the classic 60 cent ice cream sandwich versus loaded duck fries I
Think that the duck fries look quite nice
I haven't eaten much duck in my life, okay from Germany
Sausage versus from Austria, Passe Brot.
So there's slices of cheese directly on the napkin and then some kind of bread maybe with meat inside.
Why is the cheese directly on the napkin?
Is this not weird to anyone though?
I'm gonna go with the sausage.
Buffalo chicken and chips, $14.
Nutella donuts.
That's a lot of donuts!
I do like donuts, but if I were going to a game, I would probably prefer to get food.
The buffalo chicken.
No, I lost my 60% button, that's so bad.
From Thailand, tub of insects.
60 cents though.
And then from Canada, we have Crispy Korean Chicken
on a bed of skin on fries.
Yeah.
I would not go for the bugs for the bugs evil scran we have beef brisket roll of chips
versus
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Okay versus the pulled beef burger from Australia that looks I think the pulled beef burger
looks better. What do you guys think? Yeah, I'm thinking the pulled beef. Yes.
Oh, Spider-Man! Brazil fried banana! $1 versus hot dog. $9. I kind of want to
pick the fried banana. It looks pretty good too. I've only had fried banana
like once and I thought it was okay, but nice. Spider-man wins. Oh God. From Canada, the spaghetti
meatball fries with comers on $12 versus from Germany, the daughter kebab with a drink.
Got all the fixings, the meat, the fries, the cucumber, tomato and lettuce on a pita bread.
This just does not, something about this is so off-putting.
I don't know what it is, but something is just not, not right there.
Nice.
Pine and mash.
Hershey's burger.
What is MAS?
These are both um...
What is this?
Oh Malaysia!
Oh!
I was like why does it look familiar?
I literally spent like half of my summers in Malaysia as a kid and I didn't recognize it.
supreme brain rot I will go with high in match I guess yeah evil scram well this
one's especially evil she's a nachos $4 versus catch for the Rosario three hot
The hugs in one bun from Brazil wait that sounds crazy
Unless this is like the best picture of nachos ever. It's probably the Brazil one right? Oh
Okay, that was not the best picture of nachos ever seen what the fuck was that I got scammed
What the heck? I
Was so sure
I can't cheeseburger.
Eight dollars for this.
Versus garlic fries and cheese pizza from the USA, baby.
Eighteen dollars, don't care.
Hell yeah.
Got three million points.
Double cheeseburger with bacon, seven dollars.
Versus the pastrami grilled cheese with cheesy bacon.
Oh my god.
He'll bully, thanks for two years.
These both look pretty good.
But the pastrami is pretty expensive.
It has more food.
This is just the sandwich, it doesn't have the fries.
I'm gonna guess the grilled cheese.
I goofed.
Oh.
This is so sad.
I fucked up how the fuck hide I don't know so sad isn't it very very sad the
trade by the pastrami grilled cheese all right well like I said it is late I
think I'm just gonna hop right into bloodborne I started streaming like an
hour and a half late
Okie dokie.
I am currently on the Orphan of Koss.
I did one attempt last night, but I guess we'll be doing that today, but I think unfortunately
Actually I do have to go vile farming, so where did I far- oh, the pig place, right?
We go to the pig place and farm some souls, and then kill.
Should be good.
Okay, time for another lovely blood-borne day.
I did crazy progress yesterday.
Crazy progress.
Did they say my controller is dying?
I've been walking for days.
Weird.
OK.
Where is the pig place?
I do not remember, it is...
Murgo's Lost Middle.
Yo, Brands, they've been 21 months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Might need a new control, yeah, mine might just be fucked.
I don't know.
Modern shit breaks so fast.
They're trying to get you to buy a bunch of shit!
That you don't need!
I don't know why that scared me.
Welcome dude.
Welcome.
Alright.
Big form in time.
Oh wait I already have 24 I thought.
I guess I think I used all that were in my inventory, but I must add one more so that I can talk about it.
I did have like 60 at one point.
Sus! Oh my god, no! I swear I did not farm off-screen.
I mean if I did with that, I did with that really dear problem.
Big souls. No one will care honestly. Yeah, but I still did not want to for the uh, I don't
I still want to pull both at the same time if I can help it.
I'm not listening.
The big damn water takes the first few months to the games, wow.
Oh wait, uh, uh, hold on.
Better?
Yo, Nezo, thank you for the gift.
My turn.
I love wasting miles while farming.
Okay, two more vials.
Hi Cheddar! Cheddar, I've only been live for an hour!
He's so meaty.
Cheddar keeps it when I stream.
He is a little rat.
Okay, um, hopefully it's not just a 50% farming stream, but we'll see.
49 miles! That will last me for a good while. I thought Rhymes, oh my god, I'm a poet.
This is the wrong lantern that I picked.
No, okay.
There are two bees.
17 months walkabout.
Girl, I can't go this way.
Okay, first attempt of the day time.
Oh
Oh, okay, that was a little bit greedy of me there.
I was trying to heal off my bar.
Whoopsie.
Little bit greedy.
This first try of the day.
I don't even like, I still don't even
know what all of his moves are in the second phase.
Amortify, thank you, Pippin.
Thanks for two months.
I can't speak.
I really feel like I remember people saying that before
I feel like we're harder ones in souls, but it also looks like I was a lot more effective, you know?
Oh
I need Saturn, I'm gonna still go through.
Like that!
Un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un bullet!
Bring it!
Take the back70s from your way!
These attempts aren't that bad, though.
I think I can get him.
Where is my food?
My chicken is on the way.
God bless.
Can I check how many things I have in storage?
How did my insight get so high?
It's at 68.
My brain just continues to grow, I guess.
I have more eyeballs
I'm using them like crazy for fucking class.
Damn.
Yes, I gotta go fix my, uh, my pizza cutter.
Yeah, a little solid run.
I think I have some stuff I can sell to go repair it.
I'll come back.
Man.
Man.
Uh, my chicken is here.
I'm going to go grab it. I will be right back.
Uh, oh shit! Yo!
Hello, Roadtrade.
How are you guys today? Hello, hello.
Um, I'm doing a Bloodborne playthrough.
This is my first actual playthrough.
I'm finding the Orphan of Costs.
I don't know. I actually just ordered chicken. I need to go grab it.
I hope the stream was good today, y'all. I will be right back.
Very fast!
Oh, stop dorking!
Every chance y'all get when I leave for two fucking seconds.
Terrible. Alright.
Check this out. Would you pick my food on sprandle?
It's chicken broccoli egg avocado on sweet potato noodles.
I think. I tried it instead of rice today.
I'm putting the Korean barbecue sauce on it, the lemon, lovely, okay, but more importantly
I have to sell some stuff to fix my uh, pizza cutter.
Give me a sec.
I feel like that's probably enough.
Uh, oh a thousand, five hundred fuck.
Got to sell more shit.
Selfish machine, thanks for twenty months.
All right, let's sell this shit and then go fight him again
It is a really good fight I have been enjoying it like I feel like also some
A lot of hard fights are just like
Frustrating but this one for some reason doesn't feel frustrating. It feels like perfect
between difficult and annoying, you know? Like he doesn't have a lot of bullshit, which I like.
I hate when they make a boss more difficult just by giving it bullshit.
Like a random AoE one-shot or something like that. I hate that shit so much.
Fuck that.
Not a fan.
Okay, here we go again.
six or something
Oh my god.
Come on pussy.
Yeah bitch.
Yeah pussy.
Ow.
I appreciate that that doesn't want to are you
You fucking bastard!
You fucking misery!
I
Oh
I guess I'm just supposed to run?
I'm out of vials again, holy shit.
That is very sad.
I'm not doing it.
It's fine, more souls when I go back.
It's fine, more souls when I go back.
I'm not tilted by the way.
I just want an excuse to eat more of my food.
I think I need to go for more theories on the Orphan guy early.
You have 50,000 bullets in spark, I don't have that many.
What the fuck say dude, what's up for?
Oh my god, this is the worst part, just farming the piles.
She's not even telling us she's wanting us to eat more food, smile.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I'm so underscored.
Wow, useless sacks of shit don't drop anything.
There's something in every Ovalonos, too, better?
Uh, no, because I've come back with like 30k souls, which I just buy vials of that, too.
Approved swift 46 months. Thank you presto. Thank you for the four months
I have 45k skulls, that's enough to buy a lot of vials and do a couple more tests.
Everything is fine. And most of us, thanks for 23 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, I think in phase two I'm just gonna change to the pizza cutter
But in phase one I'm gonna try to parade pumpkin. Thanks for 49 months
63 miles
I'm gonna be real quick
BRB bullshit
Fuck.
Be right back.
Can you see this?
if you're working that is for you asshole you know I don't like that
I thought that you had to find it should I max out the pizza cutter I think I like
The pizza cutter a little bit more than the axe.
Hell yeah.
What a rock.
60 insight, Jesus.
Uh, I'mma do it, fuck it.
I do have more I can do to replace.
I think I'm supposed to get 25 right, but okay.
How much does it cost?
960.
Alright, I'm ready for my next attempt.
the weapon master. Checking my gems. Upgrade? I got a small upgrade and a plus 10. The poor
Orphan of cost is about to be dead.
OK.
I'm always a orphan killer, yeah.
That's right.
I'll put on the lantern, too, for good luck.
Hey, Spock, thanks for 4 months tier 3.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll let you just...
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
Um...
I don't know what happened.
I have blackboarded my life.
I have blackboards my life.
A Blackboard, la-la-la, a Blackboard, la-la-la!
That will teach us the stakes, I guess.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They just crack each other up.
That they love.
Good one.
I don't know what happened, man.
I upgraded my weapon and it's like I have lost my brain.
I like half an egg and some chicken.
Okay, walk in.
I've got to work on this wall, I swear.
The fuck happened, dude? I was having such good attempts.
This is why you never eat while you're gaming, it'll make you sleepy.
Then you'll play worse.
I should have forced myself to wait till after I needed it.
I was so fucking hungry, I couldn't control myself.
I was so fucking hungry, I couldn't control myself.
I was so fucking hungry, I couldn't control myself.
I was so fucking hungry, I couldn't control myself.
Oh
What happened to me?
I need some stretch and think about my actions.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get lost.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get lost.
What's my ticket?
Seven?
I'm waking up late again.
Fuck it.
Oh God.
I'm just trying to stand in there a little bit more.
That was a little better.
I'm not great
The orphan of cause is such a drama queen dude true
Very true, why is he screaming so much he's mad
I've been trying to go for parries, but I'm not really getting too many more, so maybe
I will just go back to pizza mode.
I won't.
Fuck it, he took her out.
Man, what the hell?
I don't know where all that damage came from.
I was just really excited to get back down there.
Dude, I don't want to go back to farming for vials.
oh my god why why why
No!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Oh
I think maybe I'm done with the normal maybe I just need to stick to the saw I
Did do the good parries on a lady Maria, but maybe for an orphan of cost is just not meant to be
I'm gonna do it in attempt with only pizza cutter
Ow!
Ow!
I'm doing horrible, oh my gosh.
I
I might have to go farm, I think I have like 60 vials.
Yeah, I think maybe the pizza cutter is the play
This stupid ass guy.
I'll get him soon!
I
Oh
I
I
At least they didn't waste any vials bro. What the fuck
Just kill the damn baby.
I'm trying!
I hate this stupid baby!
Ugh.
This god damn baby bro.
Two hats. Happy holidays.
That was a good run too, I only used one vial or two, I don't know.
Uggh.
Uggh.
I hate this stupid fucking baby.
What the fuck?
Need to dress for the season, change your outfit.
Maybe you're right, and then you call a baby tour outfit.
I'll put on the Mences Cage.
Yo Shenmuecom, thank you for the 5.
Hello again.
Is this the baby killing outfit?
I'll just have to change my outfit every time until I figure it out.
I
What a stupid jumbo shrimp!
What a stupid looking weapon!
So numb.
So dumb.
Um, do I go farm?
I'm going to give it one more go.
And then if I don't get it after this farm.
And then if I don't get her after this one.
Okay, new outfit. Let's wear um...
Let's wear the OG outfit.
In my opinion, still kind of the driffiest.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
That was a wrong outfit, I guess.
How about this?
Okay, now this probably will be the last attempt before I have to go farm.
guys I'm 35k followers away from 2 million, isn't that crazy?
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Dude, his weapons look like a shrimp.
What is that?
Help!
Help!
I need to come up with something to help me out.
It's a placenta.
That's a shrimp.
That's a shrimp.
Looks like a shrimp to me.
Yeah
I feel big Brian takes the one year and she got your two boosters too, thank you.
Good grief.
Good grief.
Okay.
Thank you, Jaytrev.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey, little farmer boy, time to rise and shine.
Yup.
That's right.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
The revolution is in prime.
Restless, thanks for the long list.
I will kid him today for sure.
For sure.
Yeah, no, that's cool.
I don't think they just re-release this game with better frames, and you don't have a flask
instead of vials.
They would make so much money!
I don't know how hard it is to make a game go to the next frame, but I like it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, poor bitimony, poor bitimony.
Oh my god.
Yeah, four of the kimonis.
Okay, that should last me a little bit.
Okay, that should last me for some number of attempts.
Or should I just do one more run?
I hate this.
I hate this.
I hate having to farm.
It's so annoying.
One more farming run.
Okay, fine, one more farming run.
Oh
ahhhhhhhhh
I
72 miles like like like
I gotta do another one
My goodness
All right, pigs.
I'm gonna have like 150 riles after all this shit.
Help!
I-
Hello?
Now I can do another one, for even more!
It'll fruit- thank you for the gift.
Super no guard.
stupid fucking mistakes man stupid fucking mistakes
stupid fucking mistakes
I saw some say run past the pigs and go fight the police guys.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
All right big restock that should be enough
back to finding the orphan.
Yes sir.
Yeah, keyword should be.
I mean, it would be nice to get maybe another point in vitality.
Or should I just, ah, I should probably just buy vials.
Congrats, how can he be a fumble someone so humble?
Thanks, but just go first.
86.
Now if I can't do it I don't fucking know I'm going to go crazy.
You are already crazy.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Shit.
Let's hurry up.
Okay.
Hello, Mr. Orphan.
Oh, Mr. Orphan.
And my room's a good town.
Now!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Appreciate that nosy dude damage.
I should have just tried to heal right away, but I feel like I need to get away.
Oh
Go again
I
Oh, wow!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What is this wrong this is terrible?
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh my lord.
Oh my lord.
Oh my lord.
Oh my lord.
Yeah, I got kind of fucked up towards the end and the beginning was not clean.
I
I
Man!
What?
What?
What?
Yo real shaggy gamer tier two.
Thank you.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, there's no way he's gonna watch this.
That sucks.
So annoying bro.
He was spamming at the end, oh my god.
This is going crazy!
Oh my lord.
Oh no, bonkers.
We're angel, thank you for the prime.
Thank you very much.
Okay, go again.
I'm not even mad!
Nope, not at all.
I had no flash too.
What the heck?
I hate the four gadgets.
Why don't you look at if I did?
Stupid fuck.
I hate the four gadgets. I don't use, like, a hip-ion.
Stupid fucking stupid shrimp.
Water, boss.
Time to print sword. Leave me alone, man. Leave me alone.
It's human prints, thanks for the two months.
Oh lord. Yo Evan, thank you for the 10. Thank you. I don't think I have a friend. Thank you.
Okay, this one for sure. Walk in. Bring some water so you don't choke again, okay buddy?
I'm alive.
I
I stopped throwing the bombs!
Jesus!
Oh my god!
God.
He's got so many moves.
He's got so many moves.
What the heck?
So many moves.
You're all deadies, thank you for 14 months.
Think about it.
This fucking guy.
Yeah
I do not expect that.
Oh my god!
It's not my only time!
My time!
Oh, I am so tired!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
It's not my only time!
My time!
Oh, I am so tired!
Oh!
Oh!
Go June, Harold.
Thank you for nine months.
Nine months
Much better
I'm gonna use the papers.
I'm gonna use the paper.
I kind of popped it early without the paper.
I don't know if I have Pacers in my head or Pacers in my head.
Oh, no.
I'm really not stupid, Frank.
Fuck!
Yo, K.A.D.
That is the stuff we need to-
I'm not stupid, Frank.
I'm not stupid, Frank.
I'm not stupid, Frank.
I'm not stupid, Frank.
That's it! That's it! That's it!
That's it!
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you for the 10.
WPitysom! No, they're not Pitysoms, right?
Thank you, oh, and thank you, Candy.
Thank you.
A new hat.
Last six.
We're all these guys out here.
I
Don't even give any soul
I'm going to use my sword to make a wall.
I'm going to use my sword to make a wall.
We're being blocked by the tree!
I
What the fuck
This guy needs to die, another outfit change, old hunter garb.
There.
That's my cool hat.
Fuck, I died into it.
Dude, I couldn't do it!
I was so mad, man!
His first phase is really not that bad, it's just slow.
But then his second phase is painful.
Yeah, I hate the camera unlock!
Oh my lord.
It is, uh, something.
I'm not a one.
He's foster parents and someone please adopt him please
Hyaaah!
Hyaaah!
Hyaaah!
Hyaaah!
Hyaaah!
Oh my god!
I HATE THE SCAR!
Oh my god, my full health bar.
God, I hate him so much.
I hate him!
I need to get up and lay on the floor for a second.
Excuse me.
There's like what am I supposed to do?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm lost. I'm not dead.
Cheddar go- dude Cheddar doesn't care look at him. He used to check on me when he thought
I was dead now he doesn't care. Just tuning in what boss is she on?
I'm on Orphan of Costs. I've fought him like 50 times and haven't gotten it yet.
Thank you for the bits, Juergenstein, and Bersuka, thank you for the prime.
I didn't even mean to kill it.
That's such an easy call for true.
Hi, Marcia.
I'm gonna come up, if she was screaming bro.
Uhhh, 252 deaths total or deaths on this bus, not a total.
But literally a fifth of them are on this bus.
I was at 200.
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, hello rat, up here.
What?
What?
You act like you want to be held.
Can you get mad?
Oh my god.
Hi.
She's mad.
All right, go be free.
Get off of me.
I
Know the fuck
I
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Bro, that actually killed me!
What the fuck, crazy damage, crazy.
I swear to God I'm glad to go farm vials again.
I swear to God.
How time is it?
Does it feel so late?
My sleep panel has been so fucked.
I'm not sure if you can see this, but it's not a big deal.
It's just a bit of a pain in the ass.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
I'm not sure if you can see this, but it's not a big deal.
I'm not sure if you can see this, but it's not a big deal.
I did it! I did it!
Oh my god, that was so crazy.
That was like...
Two and a half hours.
Oh my god, my heart's beating so fast. That was so stressful.
I have leftover souls too. That's great.
The pear got in the oven. Thank you for the subs.
Oh.
That was for sure the hardest boss I've fought in this game so far.
Yo, oh, with these onesie gifted, thank you.
Thank you guys, thank you, thank you.
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
Sunkin' five gifted, thank you.
Worthy in two months.
Goodness.
Plain bread, thanks for the time.
I love plain bread.
Four, five gifted, thank you.
Oh my god, okay.
Um, how many bosses do I have left in the DLC now?
You'll pan to thanks for the gift.
I'm gonna have to use the chat GPS.
Is it just one?
Uh...
I think.
Where do I know where it would be?
One that go back for a cutscene?
Okay.
Got it. Yo Mikey, 10 gifts to thank you. Thank you guys, but I'm done a waddle-de-dee.
Go back for a cutscene? What the hell is this?
Hit it? Okay.
Nightmare Slain.
Ah.
Sweet child, of course.
A bottomless sea, accepting of all that there is, and can be.
Wow.
Uh...
Can I go out here?
I guess so.
Okay.
I'm walking on water!
Oh wait, can I?
No.
Uh, to the room with the axe guy.
Oh that's the very beginning?
Oh, that's the very beginning?
Yeah.
Oh, that's the very beginning?
Yeah.
Oh that's the very beginning
Okay, yeah, I love that guy he's great so awesome
Okay. Lawrence's Skull? I think I already have it. I got it from the surgery guy, right?
I'm pretty sure I know how to...
Is this the right shortcut?
Okay, am I?
I'm bombed.
I don't know if the friend that was here is gone, he pieced out.
Okay.
I remember this run back.
This was so fun.
10 times.
Guys, I guess it's going to be like kind of like the light
still time.
It looks like it's going around 7.04.
Kind of Christmas and New Year's.
But besides me, I don't know what I'm going to play next.
I was kinda interested in doing a T.O.P. bit, but uh, side-tap, like, like, you can't
I
Don't know why I just did not really feel in the lies of pee. I don't know why
Maybe I'll get the itch, though, and give it another chance.
Oh, I could go back to Demon's Souls True.
I start off for a sub-sunday, but uh...
I don't think I can do this.
Yo C-Wing, thanks for two months.
But I could- Yeah, maybe I could play right there, but I'm sorry.
I've never played that on a large game, man.
You're a fucker, aren't you?
Oh my gosh, so much lava!
Oh, first fuck's sake, dude, that's so annoying!
I'm not trolling, bro.
Guys, oh no, you know what I realize.
This guy's gonna take so long that I might have to pay the 1,000 subs!
Oh god, what am I gonna do?
Yo, King Chris, thank you for the sub.
Thank you, Chris24, thank you.
Just pay them enough.
He drops the game now.
Yeah, I'm kind of thinking about, uh, kicking up trees.
I think I'm kind of jumping from there.
I'll start it from the beginning for the fourth time.
Oh, fuck.
One.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
The classic.
My goat is washed.
Wait, I used to be your goat!
the honor
Pick up better go
Cheddar now
You got a challenge.
Shatter.
Shatter.
I hope I'm not being fooled.
Oh my god.
Oh goodness.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you just let him feast dude he can't have Korean chicken
It's not called a stone, it's called a baby.
I literally left it charging all night!
The controller died!
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
It's all the time!
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh.
stupid ass batteries go ahead bit I'm not gonna say anything
I may not be range baited today.
Nope.
I
Damn I love this camera angle, this is great.
Holy shit, I can only tell what's going on.
Like what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?!
That wasn't happening the first time I caught him.
I don't understand.
The classic first try, fall off.
Yeah.
So assuming I killed this guy, eventually, how many bosses do I have left after him in
the main game?
Is it one or is it two?
I know there's the final boss, but I'll keep the center like I'm starting to fall down.
There's one more, but she can't get one from the MPC.
Uh...
Yo, Moonsick, thanks for 15 months.
spin wait so can I or can I not you can okay
All right, so then I have three left, this one and two others.
I'll do all the losses.
Why not?
I'll do all the losses.
I'll do all the losses.
Why not?
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
I do it.
Oh my god, I'm alive.
I'm having a bad time.
I don't have a bad time.
Oh my god.
Damn.
I tried to heal.
Oh, it was a mistake.
Congratulations, I have to go farm again. Oh my god, how mad would I be?
I know my stuff.
Do you guys hear her when she meows or is it too quiet and far away?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh.
Move your fat ass.
Excuse me?
I know we are in second round.
Hey, let's go!
Oh, it's kind of this sort of one, too, I got the Beast's Embrace.
I think the teal means it's like a PvP one.
Who cares?
You have Paragon, thank you for the five, thank you.
And Ross, per minute, thank you for the prime.
Thank you very much.
Is that it?
Am I done with the DLC now?
Or is there more?
That's it?
Okay, no ending cutscene or anything.
I did it!
I beat the DLC! I'm finished.
Okay, um, so...
So...
Yo, Ross, per minute, thank you for the five.
Oh well, good hunting.
So, if there's two bosses left, which one do I need to do first to not have the game reset?
set the one with the three umbilical cords?
Question mark?
Get the cords.
They happen in the same spot.
Oh, OK, OK, OK.
That makes sense.
I'm gonna sell the the the cannon I need the echoes I have not changed my gun
once again in the way go very well let me I just want a level
why cheddar okay so now I go to the clinic right
It wasn't, like, kind of the starting area, right?
Can I just go to the stick room?
Yeah, okay, then I go backwards, right?
Cool.
Dang, I don't have a lot left to do.
I thought this game was going to last me till the end of the movie, but I beat it a lot faster than I thought, but there's always room for things to go wrong.
I could be stuck on this boss for three weeks, you never know. Shatter. I know you can't have any chickens, sir.
Hello?
I don't know. Is this the right way? I don't think so.
Alright. Oh, I thought I had to fight her. Okay, well now what? Where do I...damn, I
I didn't know she'd get one shot on your lantern.
Get the item.
The Siege reward lamp.
OK.
Thank you chat GPS.
Cheddar, I can't see.
You're sitting in like the worst spot.
Now he's blocking chat.
Okay, and then, so I've done literally everything, right?
Except for these last two, just making sure.
Where was I supposed to go? Cathedral Ward?
Just the normal one.
You have to do a drop-down to get the third cord.
Wait, was it supposed to be upper?
Well, I can go here, right?
Alright.
Out there, too.
A drop-down tower.
The drop-down tower.
Down lamp.
Uh, what?
Oh, I thought that I went down here.
I guess maybe I did, but I missed it.
I guess maybe I did, but I missed it.
I don't think I went in here actually.
Who the fuck would put in a biblical court?
Oh, is that it?
No?
The door?
There?
Oh my god, this is stressing me out.
Wait, that's not a door, that's a window, I'm dead.
I thought it was a door. I was so excited. Fuck.
That sucks. Hello?
I don't know the fuck would anyone find that on their own. That's crazy.
I think it was just Cheddar opening cabinets he does while he...
He learned how to open all the cabinets in my bathroom, so hopefully he wouldn't hurt nobody.
And sometimes he's so annoying.
Okay, from the two top left ones, where's the middle? Turn to the right. You'll see two ropes. Roll to the ropes.
From the top left one, run to the middle. Turn and look to the right.
Isn't that way?
Where's the door?
Help.
Oh, I've...
Did I already miss it? Where's the door? Is it that one? Is it that?
Yes. I think I fucked up. I don't know if I can get there now.
I'm gonna fucking, uh, it's okay, I know where it is, we'll get it next time.
I think it was already coming.
I thought I could jump across the tower.
Yeah, super close.
Okay, I got it this time for sure
Where's the fuck I don't I don't know where it is anymore
There
I can't tell if that ledge down there is, uh,
Guys, I made it!
I found the door!
Okay, well I see what I have to do.
Yeah, I almost had it.
Okay, so I need to climb.
No doubt about it.
Try to get this umbilical cord.
Just walk off.
I was trying to do that before, but I feel like it's not jutting out enough.
This tiny ledge is so tiny.
OK.
Let's line up the angle.
Oh, maybe if I go here and roll.
Dude, it was almost perfect, the angle was just wrong!
I hate this.
Some hardest boss even though it's a 4 boss.
some hardest boss even though it's a 4 boss
I missed again.
I could just tell. Fuck.
No more thanks for one year.
it pushed me did you see that it was lined up in the fucking
no I swear I swear it pushed me
I'm going to go crazy, I'm going to go crazy.
I'm going to go crazy.
You're a porky shinoop.
Neverland's GFT planet.
Um...
I mean...
When I finish this game in 20 minutes...
Dude, like, there's a small gap and a small plank of wood.
Walk in between them.
This?
Oh, my God.
This walk off
I'm so why am I angry I'm so dumb
You'll fake whip. Thank you for 10 months. Thank you, thank you.
What the? What the fuck just happened?
Wait, huh? Where am I? Why are we home?
What the fuck just happened?
Ah! Doll clothes! My character's a guy, but who cares?
Oh, punch her bone.
Hey, what the hell?
What's going on?
The umbilical cord. Oh!
An abandoned doll.
Well, I have to try on the doll clothes, of course.
Oh my, he is so sleigh, he looks amazing.
Love it.
Wow.
What a cool little area.
All right, well, I have the three umbilical cords.
I guess it's time
Johnny, thank you for the five
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Now I have to eat the cords
Or they'd be key items
Yum, yum, yum.
Delicious.
Okay, well, um, I think I'm going to know what, uh, I think I'm going to know what
I'm not sure.
Uh.
Gamin awaits you and the foot of the great tree.
Where's the great tree?
The present somehow suits.
What is that?
I sense the ancient echoes.
Oh, the tree's here.
Oh, that's right.
The gate is open.
Whoa!
Oh my god, it's beautiful!
How many flowers.
Good hunter, you've done well.
The night is near its end.
Now, I will show you mercy.
You will die, forget the dream, and awake under the morning sun.
You will be freed from this terrible hunter's dream.
Refuse him?
What happens if I submit my life?
Does the game end?
Or is this just for the boss?
The game just ends, oh.
I am.
But he left.
I'm still wearing the doll clothes.
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Love you deal man show
He's got the gun out.
I'm gonna play the deal, uh, I already beat the whole deal to be today, so I'm gonna put
my cool clothes back on.
Imagine if he was younger than his prime.
You might be harder than the orphan.
For your lunch.
Thanks, plan.
Thank you.
Plan? Thank you.
Oh, sorry, I took it. Let me come through.
Nice try.
I used all my skills while I was taking the hits.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, he's a ghost!
What are you doing?
What the fuck am I getting like 10 million discord
What the fuck am I getting like 10 million discord messages right now so I'm gonna fucking
Cancel again. Oh my god, dude. This happens like every six months
Do I'm why I'm actually getting whatever like three seconds
I'm in the first hunter.
That would not be me.
Yeah.
Can I go in?
That was a cool fight, too.
Old Hunter Badge.
So is this the umbilical cord boss now?
Oh Jesus, what the fuck is that?
Oh, the otenshi place, thank you for the 5, thank you.
Oh, hello.
Oh!
Come on!
I don't understand the story of this game at all, so I need three, alright, one, I need
one of those.
Four of the three parts of that next game.
Now the moon is coming to fight me.
Yes! Okay. Oh my gosh.
What the fuck happened to my health bar?
I don't know if I got insanely lucky enough to push the front of me or if I should go to 1-0.
I'll see you next time.
I may be kind of lame if I killed the final boss in one try right gotta make it like a hundred
The fight
Alright I don't have a...
Hold on I'm gonna go pee real quick
I've been drinking a lot of water
Oh
Enough of that
I'm not farming for this guy
What are the ritual bloods?
I ever used those?
For dungeons?
Uh, chalice runs?
What are chalice? I'm all done so don't worry about it.
I guess I could just hit it, like he just pushed it all the time.
Oh, he's falling around too much.
Why is it not letting me heal?
Hello?
Well, I did not know that if I knew until I would have played along with it.
Very sad. Yeah, a fumble. A fumble for sure. Like, an angry set.
What the fuck?
Damn, I beat the moon! I beat it fast!
Oh it's raining blood.
Oh it's not a fire anymore.
Wow.
Evan thanks for the 20 gifted.
Thank you Evan.
Are you cool?
Why is she talking to the slug?
That's you?
That's me? Why did I turn to a slug?
Why am I a squid?
You became the new old guy, but why am I a squid?
Oh, thank you for the 10.
Wow, I did not think I was gonna finish it today.
He became a cosmic entity, but I look so pathetic.
She has to take care of me.
You know, King Cords, thank you for the 10 gifts and thank you.
Kindred, thanks for the 3 gifts and...
Or 3...
Great.
Thank you.
Sorry, my brain is fried.
6 a couple eons to arm your tentacles.
Thanks, so the hunter became a god.
Crazy.
Yo, Daytrev!
The hunter dipped it!
Thank you!
Thanks, Daytrev!
Thank you so much.
07 a thousand, if you saw it.
Yeah, no a thousand.
Thank you so much! Oh, 7,000! Yeah, no, 1,000 again.
You're horrible.
That's a console.
I'm glad I came back to it and made another chance.
I think the only one in the main line of Tolkien by how it's been since then now is, uh, the
How do you break it?
I kind of think in some ways it was better than definitely at least Souls 1 in general.
I like Elven Ring better and honestly I like the calm better too, but it was really really good.
I just like added some quality of life stuff and maybe like one more DLC and be like, perfect.
Why is Pro-Bang a Wukong? Cause I love Wukong. It's a good game.
Wukong's still one of my favorites. I love it.
My favorite boss.
My favorite boss...
Maybe either Lady Maria or...
Maybe Lady Maria?
Blobby! Thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate it very much.
Bye, Marcherella.
She's here.
Well now what?
Wait, you know what? I didn't think I'd finish it today.
I was going to do a doll cosplay on Sunday or Monday.
Wait, maybe I could get a Lady Maria one, maybe?
Still do it? Yeah, maybe I won't.
Very good game.
Do a living fail here cause, like, I already do that, just kidding.
What a beautiful game.
I think I will play Demon's Souls 2, but probably not right away, unless... maybe I will.
I don't know, we'll see.
Best Bloodborne playthrough I've seen. Aw, shucks.
Thank you.
I really enjoyed it.
It was- it felt fast too, didn't I?
Started.
I started it on the ninth, right?
So it's been nearly over a week.
Bang.
I really thought that I might struggle to finish it alone.
Yeah, pretty short.
So, guys, um, Spagruder dude, thank you for two ones, I feel like-
Did you save the world?
Uh, I don't know because I became God, so like, is that bad?
I feel like I've earned, um, a TFT game or two.
I don't know guys, I feel like I've kind of earned it.
Scary Game Marathon now!
No!
No!
No.
No, sir.
There will be no scary game marathon.
Kirby Air Ride Marathon? Bro, y'all do- you can't- Bro, there's no way there are people
who want to watch me play Kirby Air Ride alone, more than TFT. Dude, TFT's basically just
hanging out with music, bro! Like I remember how people used to stream Hearthstone ten
years ago it's like that right with
umbrella cart is playing league why I
don't play league today you'll say low
thanks for four months thank you thank
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Is this the beginning?
Is this the new game plus?
What a game!
I guess I have to play through the whole thing again.
I don't remember this.
Oh, true, I haven't done that either.
I don't know why I'm re-watching the opening cutscene, it's just interesting now that I've
actually finished the game.
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Don't know what I'm doing
Okay, I'll go noxious
I should put the items on tie on so I don't have to worry about them.
That's for one round.
Get in the block.
He's changed cop four times.
I don't know, I suck!
I suck!
I mean, you guys can feel free to give me advice, like, I don't...
I don't...
Like, I look up, go build websites, but I don't...
No, I scratch and stuff.
I don't play this shit.
Then fucking download it!
For worse.
I actually got so fucking lucky this is crazy.
I got both of the Noxus 4 costs.
I only got these items off the plane too.
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So what do I do with Diana?
I'll get more removers later.
Well the good news is, I can beat the last place guy.
Okay, so what's the plan?
Uh, three Noxus Azir Diana?
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Don't really like it here
Oh spatula I can do I don't need a void parley ord
Maybe I can make a Noxiflare and take one of them out.
That's cat bloodthirst first.
And I don't know.
Do I care to give a fuck about Draven, then?
It's on Friday, it's on Diana.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck!
Come on, kill her, kill her!
Oh fuck yeah, you're right I
Could have had Poppy
Look at these tanky motherfuckers!
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Die die die
Kill him there's something you love you. Oh my god
My raps came through
Yeah
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Oh my lord, okay, who else is going normal, is anyone?
No one else is going to your little sub-e you know, I mean maybe I can get all my pizzas
You see the bubbles?
You're fat penguin, thank you for one year.
Welcome back.
Look at them, aren't they so cute?
You know
These are all assed.
Okay.
See?
Oh my god, it happened.
I ran out of bench space.
See, oh my god, it happened!
I ran out of bench space.
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Guys do something
No
Those are terrible items.
This is terrible.
I will protect you.
I need a big R2 and then everything will be perfect in the world.
I'm trying to get some more on this.
I don't have some Rumble on Poggy.
I guess I could do that, yeah?
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I'm gonna be good to put the items on Kenan so he can maybe ult again.
I don't know how to rumble these items.
Oh hi, August! You're all no pivot!
I all guessed yes I am doing the thing
good job this is the way everyone was so disappointed in me
They're like what is going on? What is she doing?
They just don't like winning!
No, they just think I'm a loser!
No matter what I do! They're mad!
Okay, uh, maybe I just Force 8 now.
No, I should Econ while I can, so I can hit 9.
I
Probably just like lame like void bro. I don't know how many of y'all play tft and how many y'all are just here
Some people here play tft
Okay, so some people play yo, hey, thanks for 60 months
Okay, well if you're just here you should play it and ruin your life.
I'm sitting in the morning in my hand right now.
Die!
We just throwed out all the floor and see
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go someday
Take me to New York, I'd like to see LA
I could live with you, come feel good with you
You'll be my American boy
I think I could hit, uh, cat n' threes, pretty usually
They'll actually like chug jug more than the original
Got another Kenan
I'm close on the board right now, just wait out to make a bow.
My friends has gone down, I revived him, now we're heading southbound.
Now we're in the pleasant park streets, look at the map, go to the map sheet.
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today.
If you're taking Winston, why not?
Okay, once I hit 9 it is fucking over.
I'm getting class tonight!
Fuck, I forgot there's a party tomorrow.
I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep on time anyway.
I'm supposed to work Christmas themed out with it.
I don't know if I have anything like that.
I put this off because before I was playing the
The Kanye West version they said it was the wrong version this one's better. I
I'm just trying to be a people pleaser
A nice cannonball
Fuck the first place guy is back. He's all ten. He's got Baron
I really love them.
So does Loki one.
Waiting for four-time gamers.
Oh nice.
Loki, I think I just go to nine.
Or I could die.
I don't want to die.
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Good decent items from what I'm trying to do.
That's nice.
Okay, strawberry.
She's losing her mind for even one- one is one, but away is the level of the easy-ice
bro it's like I feel like if I'm my word this is gonna get nasty though is it
like those sweet potato noodles? But cold food not even that bad it's not like ice
cold or like dry or anything dry cold food is bad
guys i kind of like the bowlin but
I love the ball and he's so silly.
Well, I hit 50.
A little bit more strength launcher.
I'm sitting like this.
I'm sitting like this and I feel great.
Very comfortable.
Very, very comfortable.
Yo, Todd, thank you.
Thank you, Alma.
Yo Todd, thank you!
Thank you, Alma.
A couple more years it'll hurt your back for days.
I feel like people have been saying that to me since I was like 20.
But I'm sure someday it'll be true and it'll catch up to me.
Yeah, that's where to jump, standing, not knowing
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Okay, I need, I still need Ari, I still haven't found Ari.
Oh
This is the Chinese guy who's also going
Wow, look who's the best Ionia guy now, but she
Yeah, I don't know about the Ionia Bar, but it's uh, it's interesting.
I mean, Ari.
Thank you.
I don't know if I need to get off the road.
I'm gonna gather Wukong and Maro, and then Saga and Koi.
What?
I don't know what I'm gonna do
Look at this disgusting guy going yordles, who would do that?
Everybody's winning.
What?
Well, I don't even have my carries yet, so I'm in an okay spot.
I have a lot of hope.
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Oh no.
Oh, I don't want to put on Kendred.
Fuck, I should have got something for said, actually.
Oh, it's okay.
I don't even know what you want.
Oh, true. I should put Auri's items on top. You're right.
I need to do it.
I need to do it for that one.
That looks great.
This guy's in first!
That looks like a game after all.
Okay, wait, I got serious wait, that's so rare
What do I do here
I'm trying to get your shuffles are powerful
that's going to be a lot for gold
give me a kindred please
all by one of those little
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I will buy a mirror if I can afford it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Don't like these freaky tongue guys weird. Oh Jesus
They're freaky!
That's what you see at me.
This is Jeff.
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Gold gain has power of multiplier, double attrition, I think?
Double attrition.
I don't know what to do with the fuck that arm.
Ow! Ow! Ow! What the fuck?
What? Why is it, huh?
This one's got a homing laser.
I didn't do that at all the last time I played.
Oh my god.
That was stressful, they're not like that.
oh fuck oh fuck oh this is bad this is bad bro what the fuck oh my god the
I'm all I'm shocked I live
It's so fucked bro, it's so fucked
Oh my gosh I should not have summoned them and been in the cave
I'm going to swarm.
I'm so crazy.
My cutter.
Watch your ETA! Watch your ETA!
Watch your ETA! Watch your ETA!
Watch your ETA! Watch your ETA!
Watch your ETA! Watch your ETA!
Be there or not.
There's a fire in your mouth.
Come on, me.
Love up 10.
We'll be serious, baby.
Turn me down.
You'll be so ready.
I can't get to what you're trying to do.
Otter, I can't see.
Boys, be always trying.
Thank you for watching!
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on a single run today. Thank God. What a golden microwave. I don't have any gold items though.
Damn if I could get some fucking legendary items.
Then uh this would start to look like a run.
I'm gonna recognize your name from game animation.
Oh, hello.
He mentioned me that many times.
Welcome, welcome.
Thanks for watching!
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I don't really need a straw.
All dead.
I think we're done with all three.
You just sounded it out
Bro, can I get a fucking legendary? Hello?
If you please me
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Like, please man!
Just one!
Uhhhhhhh
Idle Bruce?
That was crazy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm going to try to kill him.
What is that?
hold that! I don't know what that is, you know, item maybe?
I get a fucking legendary item!
Oh my goodness!
It's not about purpose at this point, right?
Oh, what is the juice dude?
I thought he was dead.
Oh my goodness.
I just have literally no health I have a hundred HP if I get touched once it's over
We're all the legendary microwave and I haven't found a luxury item!
not even two, imagine if I had two
rest in peace
Don't worry should have gold game don't lose feet have to take a break
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I guess I can't take Max max one Anvil
I'm gonna use the other hand, Bill.
I need a magnet.
Let's go!
What?
It didn't go off again bro. I feel like the keys are a scam.
Are we trying to get a bunch of keys?
Plus 10% chance?
Is it like plus 10 on top of it already?
It's not 100?
Ew.
We got something.
I wish I had a magnet.
I might have to go near the uh...
I'm trying to steal the even and close.
I'm really good at this.
The chest dropped them there.
There.
I am farming my brother.
I'm like kind of jacked
I don't have enough HP to be messing around like that
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Why am I actually supposed to go leave the room early?
I don't farm?
Why don't I farm in here?
It doesn't matter.
Uh, okay.
Oh, it is the same map.
I see.
At all.
I guess at least this is where I can play chess more easily.
I do have a lot of money, so I'm just gonna spend it.
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Searching all alone
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Without the
Without a sign
Without rest in me
The real of where should we end
We're half-life
I'm a chef's chef too
At the smart's career
hide in both face and mind
I'll pray for you to grow
I'm a chef's chef too
what else should I think
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