GOOD MORNING ⭐❤️ I AM NOT BALD ⭐❤️ YAPPING + REACTING + BIG GAMING ⭐❤️ STARTING A NEW GAME TODAY RED DEAD 1 OR DEMON SOULS??? :33 @EMIRU247

Emiru

02-05-2026 · 6h 27m

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[00:21:00] Thanks for 50 fucking months!

[00:21:02] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[00:21:04] Bonnie wouldn't like that!

[00:21:06] I told her I was gonna die with her light pink and she seemed really excited.

[00:21:11] But what do you mean Bonnie wouldn't like that?

[00:21:13] For the head.

[00:21:14] Yo, Dave will give this up to Redhead Redemption!

[00:21:17] Thank you!

[00:21:19] Oh my god! Yo, V-Red, thank you for the fun!

[00:21:21] This is crazy, thank you guys!

[00:21:24] Okay, so do I start Demon's Souls today?

[00:21:27] I made sure my PlayStation was all plugged in and everything was working.

[00:21:31] Steven Souls or Red Dead Redemption 1.

[00:21:34] Oh, thank you for another 5! Thank you!

[00:21:37] WO, I brought up the Cowboy hat and everything.

[00:21:40] Or if I start Red Dead 1.

[00:21:43] But I'm gonna play both!

[00:21:44] I'm gonna play both!

[00:21:45] Just...

[00:21:46] You know, I have to only play one at a time, so...

[00:21:49] In Jensen!

[00:21:50] Thank you for the 20!

[00:21:52] And uh, Tersi Ninja, thank you for the 5!

[00:21:54] Jay Longbeard, thank you for the gifted!

[00:21:56] Thank you! Thank you so much. Yeah, I don't know. Take the one that's shorter. Um, I feel like Demon's Souls is probably shorter, but I did play Red Dead 2 recently, so maybe it'd be good to just finish the series. I don't know. It'll make you think for five while. Thank you guys. So kind.

[00:22:20] Kikashi, you get to the stuff for Red Dew, thank you.

[00:22:23] Yeah, maybe...

[00:22:25] Maybe I'll do Red Dead one first,

[00:22:28] and then Demon's Souls after.

[00:22:30] Demon's Souls is trash, how fucking dare you?

[00:22:34] I'm just...

[00:22:35] I think it's the last, uh, From Soft Souls game that I haven't finished.

[00:22:41] So, I want to finish that one, too.

[00:22:45] I think that, uh, Neo 3 comes out today, too, but, uh...

[00:22:50] I don't know. Let's try it.

[00:22:51] It's on me. Thanks for the two months. Thank you.

[00:22:53] I feel like I need to catch up on all the old games first before I do those. I don't know.

[00:23:00] So again, thank you for the five. Thank you so much.

[00:23:04] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, neo3 comes out tonight. I'm pretty sure, but the demo's already

[00:23:09] out and then the demo, you can save your progress from the demo to the main game.

[00:23:14] So, nature calls. Thanks for 23 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:23:20] Even souls is 20 to 30 and red dead one is 18 to 22. Wait really? Oh well then maybe I'll just play red dead first then I don't know if it's the shorter one.

[00:23:31] If it red dead two was like 50 or 60 hours. I guess that's just for the story right?

[00:23:39] Well I guess we are playing the cowboy game today then guys.

[00:23:44] And then I can do my uh soul stuff after I guess well level 18 hype trade. Thank you turtle dove. Thank you for the gift

[00:23:53] Thank you. Thank you. I thought about almost going all in with the cat. It's like cosplay. I was gonna

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[00:27:02] If you could pick to be a human again or an animal, would you be a human again?

[00:27:11] I think I would, because I like being aware of things like, I don't know, some animals

[00:27:17] they just exist to eat and survive.

[00:27:20] I died because of the radiation I think.

[00:27:25] Well I don't believe in reincarnation, so when I die it's fucking over.

[00:27:31] It's over.

[00:27:32] I'm working on it, thank god.

[00:27:35] That reminds me for some reason, well I saw that, why aren't you like, why aren't you

[00:27:41] I watched some of Bonnie and Archie's island survival stream and I didn't know what was

[00:27:49] going on.

[00:27:50] I think they were trying to climb a tree to get a coconut for like an hour.

[00:27:55] I was like, this is great.

[00:27:57] I actually have the stream open on my fourth monitor.

[00:28:03] I see they're building like a raft or something I can't really tell.

[00:28:07] I don't know.

[00:28:08] Wait, did anyone watch the end of Emily's Exploration 33?

[00:28:14] Day did she say she's gonna keep playing it?

[00:28:17] I feel like she's gonna get bored of it.

[00:28:19] But, I mean, if she does, that's okay. I'm glad she gave it a chance.

[00:28:26] She said she'll still play. Yippee!

[00:28:32] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:28:33] Are you gonna buy the Sanrio Bundle in Overwatch?

[00:28:36] Well, I was saying this yesterday when we were watching the new Overwatch stuff.

[00:28:41] I-I don't know if I'm just a hater. I feel like it looks so bad.

[00:28:45] Like, did the quality not go insanely down?

[00:28:49] Like, okay, this is gonna-this is gonna sound crazy.

[00:28:52] But I think I'm right.

[00:28:54] So a bunch of games have collabed with Sanrio, right?

[00:28:57] Why does fucking the Rock of Blade point have better Sanrio skins than Overwatch?

[00:29:03] Like, oh my god, Blizzard, get it together!

[00:29:06] This is pathetic. This is pathetic. All because all because Marvel Rivals copied Widowmaker and Hawkeye and like a couple other characters.

[00:29:17] Get it together, bro.

[00:29:19] Get it together. But I mean I would give Overwatch another chance for caps, but I am a Marvel Rivals boy list, you know.

[00:29:30] They say money can't buy everything I'm saying. I genuinely like Marvel Rivals better.

[00:29:34] But I'm obviously biased.

[00:29:36] I work with them.

[00:29:38] No.

[00:29:40] I know!

[00:29:42] Oh my god!

[00:29:44] I'm never going to forget what they did to Heroes of the Storm.

[00:29:48] I wasn't even a big Heroes of the Storm player.

[00:29:50] I felt so bad for all of those

[00:29:52] pro players who were just like,

[00:29:54] actually the game's over by the way.

[00:29:56] We're back.

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[00:45:30] What? Um...

[00:45:40] I'm just trying to find more letters, okay.

[00:45:43] S, O, P, S.

[00:45:52] Swoop.

[00:45:57] Damn, I've gotten so much better at world.

[00:46:01] Oh my god.

[00:46:03] Oh my god.

[00:46:06] Oh my god.

[00:46:08] Athlete?

[00:46:09] This is a red bull athlete.

[00:46:11] Do connections is easy today bro.

[00:46:13] Connections makes me wanna kill myself.

[00:46:18] I understand people say do connections is easy today.

[00:46:21] It's horrible.

[00:46:27] Awwww...

[00:46:30] Not connections.

[00:46:33] Okay, fine.

[00:46:37] At least I think I do.

[00:46:38] Lapis Lazuli.

[00:46:40] Christopher.

[00:46:41] Baseball.

[00:46:42] Jeans.

[00:46:43] Butt.

[00:46:44] Bump.

[00:46:45] Spike.

[00:46:46] American Flag.

[00:46:47] American Flag.

[00:46:48] Bald Eagle.

[00:46:49] Baseball.

[00:46:52] Cultural symbols of the US.

[00:46:57] knock butt bump spike volleyball it's got to be something like this

[00:47:21] I'll collide with when you're right. This one's not that bad. I can still fuck this up though

[00:47:27] Kings lap vessels really ocean sky things that are blue

[00:47:33] Christopher and Bruce fight I don't know boy names

[00:47:38] These are all Bruce Lee

[00:47:42] And Lee Chris really likely oh like that was easy

[00:47:46] I'm pissed now. I was on so much easier than the other ones.

[00:47:49] I was like, yeah, it looked like the first time I ever solved it. What the fuck?

[00:47:54] I can feel smart. No, I still feel like I can do it.

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[00:54:00] Right especially for people deep-sea phobia

[00:54:03] Or playing at night above all the beginning of the game. You should go to the front of Aurora where there's a lot of useful stuff. Oh

[00:54:10] Wait, wait, is it logitech controller because of the fucking um

[00:54:16] that like submarine that got lost.

[00:54:18] Subnautica, I've still never played it.

[00:54:25] People always ask me to play it, but I've never tried it.

[00:54:31] I will try it at some point.

[00:54:34] But I do get really stressed at games like that, so I don't know.

[00:54:39] I know I can't wait to pick up my third eye and go in by the mother of my body and mind.

[00:54:46] The Biscoe Honey Bee Graham Crackers for 14 ounces.

[00:54:53] This counts for this cost $4.14.

[00:55:02] Hire?

[00:55:03] I've been thinking that this thing is not in me.

[00:55:05] It's more than a dollar, a cracker?

[00:55:07] Oh wait four boxes inside. Oh, I thought it was four crackers. I was like who the hell's buying that?

[00:55:14] Like four like big crackers like that you could break

[00:55:18] That makes more sense

[00:55:24] It's yellows close

[00:55:26] 758

[00:55:32] $7 oh

[00:55:34] Oh my god, but I thought it was gonna make me guess the sense. Oh 699. Okay, so let's you guess within a certain

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[00:55:57] I'm so sorry.

[00:55:58] I thought it was so hard.

[00:56:00] These poor children are being so terrible at something.

[00:56:14] 2018, 1.3 billion views!

[00:56:21] I don't know.

[00:56:27] Oh

[00:56:57] You know what's bad is I can't recall a single word in the song.

[00:57:09] I can't recall a single word in the song.

[00:57:13] So I can't even fucking use that to guess the title.

[00:57:21] I don't know the artist.

[00:57:30] I don't even remember if a guy or a girl sings it,

[00:57:32] I'ma be honest.

[00:57:35] I do recognize it though.

[00:57:36] I don't fucking remember.

[00:58:01] Oh, I remember now.

[00:58:24] Okay, I remembered the word happier.

[00:58:27] I can't remember anything else.

[00:58:30] I just remembered this, I want you to be happier.

[00:58:34] Holy shit.

[00:58:35] Yeah, I could, I remembered the,

[00:58:38] like background music, I was like, I don't fucking know, bro.

[00:58:42] I don't really listen to Marshmallow.

[00:58:46] I did it.

[00:58:48] Songless, oh, brother.

[00:58:56] Okay.

[00:59:00] I fucking I hate when I recognize it. I just don't know what it's called

[00:59:30] I see you hear like a lyric or something.

[00:59:58] I don't know, I'm not gonna get it, sorry.

[01:00:01] All the stars, Kendrick, look, fuck.

[01:00:03] He placed at the top 100% of players today.

[01:00:10] Oh my god, guys, what an honor.

[01:00:17] I'm gonna guess sugar.

[01:00:28] huck

[01:00:44] huck

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[01:00:49] I hate that I recognize all these-

[01:01:02] I just don't know what they are!

[01:01:15] I earned that. I earned that. I earned it. I earned it. I earned it. It gave it to me. I earned it.

[01:01:25] It's a real bro.

[01:01:45] I got it! I actually got one.

[01:01:49] Before the very end of the line.

[01:01:53] Wow! I actually got it.

[01:01:57] It looks like a... where's the thing? It looks like a lot of people got it

[01:02:01] on the very first one. That's crazy.

[01:02:05] Oops, leaked.

[01:02:09] Those are some real professionals. Very impressive.

[01:02:13] Very very impressive. Do I have any more to do? I want to do more general knowledge quizzes.

[01:02:28] I like that um I get to remember things from them wait would you rather

[01:02:42] we have you guys seen this before the armor MMA stuff this is

[01:02:50] I just shot up all my weapons.

[01:03:06] Yeah, it's making people laugh.

[01:03:20] They're the longsword match.

[01:03:23] Oh, nice.

[01:03:24] Longsword.

[01:03:25] Yeah, the longsword.

[01:03:26] Longsword.

[01:03:36] Fred!

[01:03:41] He times that down slow.

[01:03:43] The stag.

[01:03:44] Oh, nice with you.

[01:03:46] That was awesome.

[01:03:47] Yeah, that's an amazing individual.

[01:03:51] I've seen capital title out of Oregon.

[01:03:53] It's like a fortnight.

[01:03:55] I was like a fortnight, one of those dances.

[01:03:57] I don't play, I just...

[01:03:58] Yo, Ragnax, thanks for three months.

[01:04:00] Welcome back.

[01:04:02] Put this ball in, let's say.

[01:04:03] Sorry, it's just fine.

[01:04:05] Oh, look at that.

[01:04:06] So we got about three little range for...

[01:04:10] Sorry.

[01:04:13] All right.

[01:04:16] my daily dose. Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet.

[01:04:19] Eww!

[01:04:24] So stinky.

[01:04:31] This is the coolest delivery man ever.

[01:04:40] Alright, that is the best delivery you can get.

[01:04:43] Okay, I see it when they pack his boxes like that.

[01:04:57] They're so miserable to open up.

[01:05:11] quick reaction saved her from crashing into this pole.

[01:05:41] I remember asking my mom if I could eat one of those when I was a kid.

[01:05:47] She looked at me like I was stupid.

[01:05:53] This tree bent and snapped under the weight of the ice.

[01:05:57] Are you videoing? Yes. Oh my god.

[01:06:01] Is it drilling? Oh my gosh!

[01:06:05] There it goes.

[01:06:09] One, two, three.

[01:06:16] Oh!

[01:06:18] What the f**k is that?

[01:06:21] These donkeys' gas succulents are frozen solid.

[01:06:30] No! Stop!

[01:06:35] Love cake plants are real plants.

[01:06:39] Oh, there it goes. Added to the pile.

[01:06:46] Um, so did you know that... say his name?

[01:06:50] Severus Snow.

[01:06:53] Did you know he does that in response to his name?

[01:06:56] Severus Snow.

[01:06:58] He only does it when you say his name.

[01:07:01] Oh my god.

[01:07:08] Holy shit.

[01:07:22] They spotted a fever of stingrays migrating through a group of people.

[01:07:25] They're about to get a real rude awakening.

[01:07:27] All people move, all people move, all people move.

[01:07:30] Oh, the kid!

[01:07:32] Oh, look at that. It was right around the corner.

[01:07:34] Oh, they parted around the child.

[01:07:36] Oh my gosh!

[01:07:37] It was my turn to welcome the running water.

[01:07:40] That's frozen salad. Damn!

[01:07:43] So nice.

[01:07:45] I just told my wife this is probably the only opportunity,

[01:07:48] or maybe the only opportunity I'll ever have,

[01:07:50] to slide down my driveway like a penguin on my belly.

[01:07:53] If you're ever wondering why someone is taking a long time in the toilet this is why

[01:08:23] What is wrong with you man?

[01:08:33] Just use the toilet!

[01:08:35] I do this all the time, yes, I will still do that.

[01:08:43] Oh my god, he's got the...

[01:08:45] This is not funny.

[01:08:47] Oh.

[01:08:49] Oh.

[01:08:58] It's broken.

[01:09:00] So I just found out efoils make pretty cool vortices underwater.

[01:09:10] Cool.

[01:09:11] Like a one-on-one.

[01:09:15] Come on, Kate.

[01:09:17] No fucking way.

[01:09:22] Yes!

[01:09:24] You hurt ankles!

[01:09:25] How?!

[01:09:27] This fire cloud was produced by a huge raging rage on the Grand Canyon.

[01:09:30] Yo, race, thank you for 33 months.

[01:09:38] This pigeon can do a backflip.

[01:09:40] Oh, really?

[01:09:42] Whoa! It's so fast!

[01:09:46] This chair closes in on you with your body weight.

[01:10:03] Oh my god, me playing Red Dead later!

[01:10:06] Oh my god, I can't wait.

[01:10:09] I'm so excited. I can't wait to get another force.

[01:10:20] Can I borrow a tent there?

[01:10:22] I can't, thanks for the force so much.

[01:10:23] These kids have never seen their dad.

[01:10:24] I don't know, I don't know.

[01:10:25] I don't know, I don't know.

[01:10:28] Never again.

[01:10:29] Oh my god!

[01:10:41] This fur is like completely silent.

[01:10:43] You're trying to explain some really weird stuff, and it's hard to explain, but I like

[01:10:49] hanging back in the wood.

[01:10:58] This guy made a miniature bedroom for his fish.

[01:11:03] How cute!

[01:11:08] This little dude is three years old and three years of experience.

[01:11:14] Freaky fish.

[01:11:19] Dang, he's good.

[01:11:25] This diver left their camera at the bottom of the ocean to show how loud it is.

[01:11:32] Sounds like that fucking Markiplier game that I played on Sunday.

[01:11:45] I should see the movie since I played the game, huh?

[01:11:52] I can give my tape from now.

[01:11:54] Yeah, I already bought it.

[01:12:01] I've never seen a bee with a blue blood before.

[01:12:04] Oh, he's pretty!

[01:12:07] A blue bee.

[01:12:08] Why is he freaking out and dancing like that, though?

[01:12:15] Again?

[01:12:16] That's me doing headstands and expecting people to be impressed, sorry, time.

[01:12:26] Oh cool!

[01:12:33] Very freedom!

[01:12:44] I'm very free to go.

[01:12:55] These strange icicles appeared in Florida.

[01:13:00] It's always in Florida. They're growing ice worms.

[01:13:05] Hey, do you mind if I could just have something to drink?

[01:13:07] I can make you some chocolate milk.

[01:13:09] We have some chocolate milk, and I think...

[01:13:11] Yeah, so we also have some chocolate milk.

[01:13:13] This is really nice chocolate milk.

[01:13:15] I was trying to get them to be quiet.

[01:13:21] I guess he's treading on thin ice.

[01:13:43] Oh, no!

[01:13:44] Hey, but she got them all though!

[01:13:54] It looks like.

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[01:14:21] I know exactly where it is too I think uh

[01:14:30] shit wait hold on I'll find it where is it

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[01:14:39] Where is it?

[01:14:46] Okay, now I have to find it.

[01:15:01] Hold on.

[01:15:02] I have a picture of this place, though.

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[01:15:37] I found it!

[01:15:52] That's us at the same place!

[01:15:59] Wow, we're in the video, kind of.

[01:16:03] We went to the same place.

[01:16:05] What would you do without a product store?

[01:16:17] It's a fake store anyway, it's the art exhibit.

[01:16:20] The art piece?

[01:16:22] Or a kid?

[01:16:26] I was walking around Miami and saw that the rare cold weather made all these iguanas go

[01:16:30] into brumation.

[01:16:32] It's a type of deep sleep that protects reptiles until the weather warms up.

[01:16:36] What is it called?

[01:16:39] What the hell is my screensaver doing?

[01:16:41] I've never seen the bubbles do this before.

[01:16:44] What the hell is happening?

[01:16:46] Help!

[01:16:47] Help!

[01:16:48] Oh my god!

[01:16:49] Dude, what an actual...

[01:16:50] No way!

[01:16:51] I feel like a motorhome freak.

[01:16:52] Okay, but look at it.

[01:16:53] I mean, it's literally a motorhome freak.

[01:16:54] This man and his dog had to be rescued by a helicopter.

[01:17:08] Holy shit.

[01:17:15] You're getting lost at sea is so scary.

[01:17:34] I can't even imagine it.

[01:17:36] Terrifying.

[01:17:40] Wow.

[01:17:46] I feel like a lot of stuff float away.

[01:17:48] You get stuck on someone.

[01:18:04] what the fuck why does the beaver have a

[01:18:09] all

[01:18:12] this is an incredible with a really cool head

[01:18:20] like a little creature

[01:18:25] hello did I know that I work with them except you don't get paid for it

[01:18:29] Let's go! We're late!

[01:18:55] I found this YouTuber who built his own hoverboard.

[01:18:59] First time in the hot tub, out in the country, and the neighbors go, oh!

[01:19:29] Freaky ass goat wants to say hello.

[01:19:32] This is the prettiest sunset I've ever seen.

[01:19:35] Wow.

[01:19:41] Wow, life is so beautiful, isn't it?

[01:19:45] He's going to be so confused when he wakes up.

[01:19:48] Oh.

[01:19:52] Oh, no.

[01:19:52] Oh, he's awake.

[01:19:54] Where the fuck am I?

[01:19:55] Oh, good morning.

[01:19:56] How are you doing?

[01:19:57] How do you do?

[01:19:59] Good.

[01:20:00] Do you sleep good?

[01:20:01] Yeah, I do.

[01:20:07] What the hell is that?

[01:20:13] How does he find this comfy?

[01:20:27] Oh my god, I thought that was a doll! Is that an actual child?

[01:20:34] He's knocked out! Oh no!

[01:20:38] Wow, what are you gonna do about that?

[01:20:44] Oh!

[01:20:45] This is a maple tunnel located in Japan.

[01:20:48] You know, allied for the one year, welcome back!

[01:20:54] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[01:20:56] This guy lit a natural gas reserve.

[01:21:03] That is the end of this video, hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon.

[01:21:15] Classic five King. Thanks for 17 months. Okay, this general knowledge quiz

[01:21:22] Where's my book so I can write down how many I fuck up?

[01:21:29] Oh boy

[01:21:34] No, but though yo crow guard six months

[01:21:39] I found it I

[01:21:43] Have the book

[01:21:45] I'm ready

[01:21:49] Not no thing

[01:21:53] I get 10 hold on you guys have to play along to

[01:21:58] Okay. I am ready. This is part two of the general knowledge trivia quiz. 100 more questions.

[01:22:23] Everyone.

[01:22:24] Oh, wait.

[01:22:24] I kind of want to do one of the wait, ultimate game quiz.

[01:22:33] All around quiz.

[01:22:41] Should I do the general knowledge quiz,

[01:22:44] or should I do a more gamer-oriented one?

[01:22:49] John, the gamer, thank you for the prime.

[01:22:51] Welcome.

[01:22:53] Okay, we'll do the general one then.

[01:22:57] There's no multiple choice.

[01:22:59] You'll just have your memory to help you.

[01:23:01] Share your score at the end.

[01:23:03] Let's get started.

[01:23:06] How many sides does a trapezoid have?

[01:23:10] Four!

[01:23:13] It's four!

[01:23:17] The correct answer is four.

[01:23:21] What is the outer layer of a tooth called?

[01:23:27] It's called the enamel.

[01:23:35] That is called enamel.

[01:23:42] What do invertebrates lack?

[01:23:44] A spine!

[01:23:49] This bitch creatures.

[01:23:53] That's right a backbone.

[01:23:54] That counts right.

[01:23:55] A backbone is a spine.

[01:24:00] What color of flame is the hottest?

[01:24:03] Blue!

[01:24:04] Wait, I actually don't know if that's right.

[01:24:10] The answer is blue.

[01:24:12] Lord.

[01:24:13] Lord.

[01:24:14] Oh my god, the sharpie is so strong.

[01:24:17] me ish mail is the first line from what classic novel I see a wave Moby Dick

[01:24:26] I don't know oh that's from actually is when I saw the way that I like I don't

[01:24:31] know what other books have the ocean in them

[01:24:47] I think my address has problems.

[01:24:54] Hold on.

[01:24:59] I think my address has problems.

[01:25:06] Hold on.

[01:25:11] Hold on.

[01:25:16] Hello.

[01:25:21] It's still unstable for a second.

[01:25:28] Yes, we do love Spectrum. They are amazing.

[01:25:41] Hello.

[01:25:46] Alright, many eyes, does a bee have eyes?

[01:25:58] Two!

[01:25:59] I don't know.

[01:26:02] Bees have high eyes.

[01:26:07] I would have guessed it was at least an even number.

[01:26:10] In the office, which character does Steve Carell play?

[01:26:16] Uh, fuck, what's his name?

[01:26:20] The boss, I know it's the boss.

[01:26:22] I don't remember.

[01:26:23] Michael Scott.

[01:26:24] You got it.

[01:26:25] Michael Scott.

[01:26:26] I had time to think I would have gone to it.

[01:26:27] Yo, Ojo Salma, thank you for one year and the two gifted subs.

[01:26:30] Thank you so much.

[01:26:31] What is the study of fossils called?

[01:26:34] Palaeontology?

[01:26:40] Wow, it's called Palaeontology

[01:26:48] What color is opposite blue on the color wheel orange?

[01:26:56] It's just orange that would be orange

[01:27:04] Which planet shares its exact name with the chemical element?

[01:27:13] What?

[01:27:15] Oh, Mercury!

[01:27:16] The answer is Mercury.

[01:27:18] I thought of all of them except for Mercury.

[01:27:21] Oh, it's so easy.

[01:27:22] Shit.

[01:27:23] What is the only mammal that cannot jump?

[01:27:25] The only mammal that cannot jump?

[01:27:29] An elephant?

[01:27:30] I don't know.

[01:27:31] Too heavy?

[01:27:32] The answer is an elephant.

[01:27:37] Yeah, what about a whale?

[01:27:40] What is the main material in pencil lead?

[01:27:43] Uh, graphite?

[01:27:49] It's graphite.

[01:27:54] What is a second full moon within a single calendar month call?

[01:28:01] calendar month called a fortnight no something moon blood moon fuck it's

[01:28:10] called a blue moon moon I don't know that yeah a moon moon what is the

[01:28:17] scientific name for the northern lights or a borealis the answer is Aurora

[01:28:28] or a borealis.

[01:28:34] Which animal, commonly called a whale,

[01:28:37] is actually a dolphin?

[01:28:40] I don't know, a sperm whale.

[01:28:43] I don't know.

[01:28:43] Oh!

[01:28:45] That would be an orca.

[01:28:47] Oh, a killer whale!

[01:28:50] That's a dolphin?

[01:28:52] How many meters are in a kilometer?

[01:28:54] I never get the metric system shit right, bro. I wish that they why don't they teach

[01:29:07] that in American schools kilo is a thousand basic senses taught in school site taste smell

[01:29:16] Hearing, touch.

[01:29:19] It's sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

[01:29:24] Oh, they're gonna give us more time for those ones.

[01:29:27] On average, what percentage of the human body is water?

[01:29:34] 90.

[01:29:36] I don't remember the number.

[01:29:38] The answer is about 60%.

[01:29:41] 90.

[01:29:43] That's really fucking hot.

[01:29:44] English major mountain range is the Matterhorn located.

[01:29:51] Appalachian Mountains, I don't know, I'm just guessing.

[01:29:56] It's located in the Amatrop.

[01:29:58] I just wanted to say hi.

[01:29:59] Senpai, thank you for the ten months.

[01:30:02] Thank you, welcome back.

[01:30:03] What are the bones in your spine called?

[01:30:05] The vertebrae.

[01:30:07] What is the hardest natural substance on earth?

[01:30:23] Diamond.

[01:30:25] Diamond.

[01:30:31] The answer is a diamond.

[01:30:38] What's the technical term for a lie detector?

[01:30:41] Um, um, um, um, a polygraph.

[01:30:49] It's called a polygraph.

[01:30:56] How many dots are on one six-sided dime?

[01:31:04] 20? I've stopped counting.

[01:31:07] The correct answer is 21.

[01:31:09] I need more time!

[01:31:13] As of 2023, which planet is known to have over 145 moons?

[01:31:21] The Saturn?

[01:31:24] Nice.

[01:31:24] That would be Saturn.

[01:31:26] I almost said Jupiter.

[01:31:31] In the context of email, what does CC stand for?

[01:31:37] Copy, copy.

[01:31:42] It stands for carbon copy.

[01:31:44] It stands for carbon copy?

[01:31:46] Yeah, it stands for crowd control.

[01:31:49] What kind of dog is Scooby-Doo?

[01:31:52] A great Dane.

[01:31:56] I don't know.

[01:31:58] Wow!

[01:32:00] He's a great dame.

[01:32:01] He sure is.

[01:32:07] What is the main ingredient in white chocolate?

[01:32:10] Milk?

[01:32:18] The answer is cocoa butter.

[01:32:21] It's not milk.

[01:32:25] What is the rarest common blood type among humans?

[01:32:28] Uh, ooooh, negative.

[01:32:32] It's A, B, negative.

[01:32:37] What the fuck?

[01:32:42] Who was the first Disney princess?

[01:32:45] Snow White.

[01:32:46] That's false.

[01:32:47] Okay, let's see.

[01:32:48] That's false. Okay, let's see. Rarist human blood type. The Rh no blood type. What the

[01:33:03] fuck is that? Okay, rarest common human blood type. What the fuck is Rh blood? Nope, that's

[01:33:15] That's correct.

[01:33:16] Oh, pause if 36 or negative 14, maybe negative 1%.

[01:33:23] You learn something new every day, I guess.

[01:33:25] The answer is Snow White.

[01:33:31] What kind of animal is a firefly?

[01:33:34] An insect.

[01:33:36] A bug.

[01:33:38] An insect.

[01:33:42] A firefly is actually a beetle.

[01:33:47] Okay.

[01:33:49] Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean?

[01:33:54] Amelia Earhart. Did she make it across the Atlantic Ocean?

[01:34:00] That's right.

[01:34:01] That's right, Amelia Earhart.

[01:34:06] What does anthropology study?

[01:34:12] Bones, I don't know

[01:34:16] It's the study of humans and human societies

[01:34:22] I don't know I dropped the mark on the carpet in geology. How long is an eon usually considered?

[01:34:33] 10,000 years what about a billion years give or take a billion years? That's crazy

[01:34:42] What is the quality of an object that allows it to float on water?

[01:34:47] Um...

[01:34:48] The buoyancy.

[01:34:53] That's buoyancy.

[01:34:55] Hi, Shutter.

[01:35:00] Which developed country is considered the most earthquake prone?

[01:35:05] Japan.

[01:35:10] The answer is Japan.

[01:35:12] Yeah.

[01:35:17] Which science deals with the motion of projectiles?

[01:35:26] Oh, no.

[01:35:28] That would be ballistics.

[01:35:30] Ballistics.

[01:35:35] Traditionally, vodka is often made from which vegetable?

[01:35:39] Potatoes.

[01:35:40] All right.

[01:35:42] We'll all go thank you for nine months.

[01:35:46] You got it.

[01:35:47] Potatoes.

[01:35:48] Potatoes.

[01:35:49] Potatoes.

[01:35:50] How many Canadian provinces are there?

[01:35:56] 15.

[01:35:57] I don't know.

[01:35:58] I don't know.

[01:35:59] Just guessing.

[01:36:00] Damn it.

[01:36:01] There are 10 provinces.

[01:36:02] We even live in Canada, huh?

[01:36:03] We even live there.

[01:36:04] I don't know.

[01:36:05] Even lives in Canada, huh?

[01:36:08] Who even lives there?

[01:36:11] What are diamonds made of?

[01:36:15] Carbon.

[01:36:16] I don't know.

[01:36:19] Oh.

[01:36:21] The answer is pure carbon.

[01:36:23] I just sounded right, so I said it.

[01:36:28] Bump, set, and spike are terms from which sport?

[01:36:33] Those are from volleyball.

[01:36:46] What are male honeybees called?

[01:36:49] Bros?

[01:36:51] I don't know.

[01:36:54] Male honeybees have a name?

[01:36:56] Oh, drones!

[01:36:58] Drones.

[01:36:59] Oh, drones.

[01:37:02] OK, I've heard that before.

[01:37:03] OK.

[01:37:04] How many time zones are there in Russia?

[01:37:08] I'm going to say eight, I'm guessing 11.

[01:37:14] 11 time zones.

[01:37:15] That's crazy.

[01:37:16] Russia is huge.

[01:37:17] 11 time zones in Russia?

[01:37:21] You would find the Mariana Trench in Whittosian.

[01:37:26] Atlantic? I don't know. Fuck! In the Pacific Ocean. Damn it! Damn it! Fuck! What is an

[01:37:39] An angle called if it's greater than 90 degrees.

[01:37:43] Obtuse.

[01:37:44] It is an obtuse angle.

[01:37:50] That's an obtuse angle.

[01:37:57] In which museum can you see the Mona Lisa?

[01:38:00] The Louvre.

[01:38:01] I don't know any museums that have art like that besides the Louvre.

[01:38:05] The Louvre, I don't know about it.

[01:38:07] At the Louvre Museum of Paris.

[01:38:09] I completely mispronounced it, but I knew what I wanted.

[01:38:13] What is another name for the North Star?

[01:38:18] Brightest star in the sky.

[01:38:20] Straight on till morning, I don't know.

[01:38:26] The answer is Polaris.

[01:38:27] Polaris.

[01:38:28] I've heard that before.

[01:38:32] Which bone in the leg is not fully developed in newborn babies?

[01:38:37] The Femur? I don't know.

[01:38:43] The Knecap? Or the Pateaus?

[01:38:46] Yeah, babies are useless, man.

[01:38:50] Dogs mainly sweat from which part of their body?

[01:38:55] Their nose?

[01:38:57] I feel like I've heard their nose.

[01:39:01] From their pawpads.

[01:39:02] I'm an idiot.

[01:39:05] People are saying tongue. Oh my god.

[01:39:07] N-A-C-L is better known as what?

[01:39:10] That is salt.

[01:39:18] The answer is table salt.

[01:39:20] I'm a genius.

[01:39:22] A genius.

[01:39:25] How many minutes are in a full week?

[01:39:31] I don't fucking know.

[01:39:33] I don't know. There's no time to calculate something like this.

[01:39:35] There are 10,080 minutes in a week.

[01:39:38] 10,080?

[01:39:42] What is a common name for a male turkey?

[01:39:45] I don't know, a gobbler?

[01:39:47] I like how for the minutes when no one typed in the chat, they're like,

[01:39:51] I'm not spending on that.

[01:39:53] You got it, gobblers or taunts?

[01:39:56] There's actually a gobbler?

[01:39:58] I was joking.

[01:40:00] How many ribs does a typical human have?

[01:40:05] 24! Yes! I counted in the picture and doubled them. I cheated, but they provided the picture,

[01:40:16] so is it really my fault? What is a supernova? What a star explodes, I think.

[01:40:27] The X, the explosion of a star.

[01:40:36] How many stripes does Adidas have in its logo?

[01:40:47] The answer is three stripes.

[01:40:54] What kind of animal is an albatross?

[01:40:58] Like a rodent, like a rat.

[01:41:05] It's a seabird.

[01:41:06] It's a bird!

[01:41:08] What?

[01:41:12] What is the golf term for a score of one under par?

[01:41:17] Birdie!

[01:41:18] I don't know.

[01:41:21] Yes!

[01:41:22] Oh my god, I was guessing.

[01:41:24] I like what I don't know, but I can't write.

[01:41:29] What is Taylor Swift's middle name?

[01:41:34] Um, Lee, I don't know.

[01:41:40] Her middle name is Allison.

[01:41:42] Allison, I didn't know that, sorry.

[01:41:47] How many oxygen atoms make up ozone?

[01:41:52] Zero! I don't know.

[01:41:55] Three. I don't know. The answer is three.

[01:41:59] How many compartments do you count? Oh I've heard this before! I don't know.

[01:42:09] Seven. I have no idea.

[01:42:13] Oh damn it! They have four compartments.

[01:42:17] They got so much room in there.

[01:42:21] Who is the king of gods in Greek mythology?

[01:42:25] Zeus.

[01:42:26] That would be Zeus.

[01:42:40] What shark is thought to be the largest to have ever been born?

[01:42:44] I think the answer is a megalodon.

[01:42:58] What are the primary functional cells of the brain?

[01:43:05] The neurons.

[01:43:09] Those are neurons.

[01:43:10] My neurons are firing

[01:43:15] Who provided the voice of Groot in the Guardians of the Galaxy?

[01:43:19] I don't fucking know!

[01:43:22] I don't know. I have no idea

[01:43:26] That's correct Vin Diesel. I did not know that he was Groot

[01:43:32] Who invented the color wheel

[01:43:34] The first one was opened in California.

[01:44:03] What are the imaginary lines used to map positions on Earth called?

[01:44:12] Longitude and Latitude.

[01:44:15] Nice.

[01:44:18] Longitude and Latitude.

[01:44:20] Yes, very good.

[01:44:23] What is the nickname of the U.S. state of California?

[01:44:28] What?

[01:44:30] The Golden State? Cali?

[01:44:33] I guess the Golden State.

[01:44:35] Okay.

[01:44:36] It's the Golden State.

[01:44:41] Yeah.

[01:44:43] What is the most common eye color in humans?

[01:44:46] Brown.

[01:44:48] Just like my eyes.

[01:44:54] The answer is brown.

[01:45:00] Where would you find the Spanish steps?

[01:45:04] I don't know, maybe Spain?

[01:45:06] I have no idea.

[01:45:08] I've never heard of the Spanish steps.

[01:45:11] Italy!

[01:45:12] Italy located in Rome, Italy.

[01:45:14] That's crazy.

[01:45:18] In which sport can you win the Davis Cup?

[01:45:23] Uh, tennis?

[01:45:25] That's a picture betrayed me or betrayed them because the reflection showed a tennis court.

[01:45:37] What is sour corrupt made from cabbage?

[01:45:44] I think yes, it's made from cabbage.

[01:45:55] Which chemical has the atomic number one?

[01:46:00] Oxygen? I don't know.

[01:46:05] Hydrogen.

[01:46:06] That would be hydrogen.

[01:46:07] Fuck! Fuck!

[01:46:10] I don't remember the periodic table at all.

[01:46:12] As of 2025, what is the highest selling video game of all time?

[01:46:20] World of Warcraft.

[01:46:21] GTA V!

[01:46:23] I should have gone that. That's so obvious. Fuck.

[01:46:29] I should have gone that.

[01:46:30] Which country contains most of the Amazon rainforest?

[01:46:36] Brazil.

[01:46:40] Yeah, you got it.

[01:46:42] Brazil. Second, I was questioning if the Amazon was even in South America.

[01:46:47] I'm so bad with you.

[01:46:48] Which sign of the zodiac is represented by a.

[01:46:51] Um, is it cancer?

[01:46:55] That sounds right.

[01:46:58] The correct answer is cancer.

[01:47:02] I know that from reading homestuck in middle school.

[01:47:05] In soccer, how many players are on the field for each team?

[01:47:09] Guys, I'm sorry, I don't play sports.

[01:47:13] Eleven!

[01:47:16] Yes!

[01:47:16] Each team has eleven players on the field.

[01:47:21] on what Japanese cities was the first atomic bomb dropped? Hiroshima?

[01:47:33] Yeah that was Hiroshima. Yo bear blue lance saying for the prime thank you

[01:47:40] welcome. Which vitamin and clubs help support immune health? Vitamin K.

[01:47:50] That was a trick question!

[01:47:54] In plums, they should have said in oranges.

[01:47:57] I feel trick.

[01:47:59] As of 2025, how many countries are in the European Union?

[01:48:04] 12!

[01:48:05] Fuck!

[01:48:06] They're a pound of the soul of a flag.

[01:48:12] Yo Beast Chris, thanks for the six months.

[01:48:15] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:48:16] In the original USDA food pyramid, in 1992, which food group was at the bottom?

[01:48:22] The starches, like bread and pasta, grains, yeah.

[01:48:27] The bottom level was grains.

[01:48:29] Isn't the food pyramid like bullshit?

[01:48:34] What are the three main layers of the earth?

[01:48:39] The molten core, the dirt, and the outside, I don't remember.

[01:48:44] They are the crust?

[01:48:45] Mental and poor.

[01:48:51] In a standard game of eight ball pool, how many balls are on the table at the start?

[01:49:00] Ten? Nine? Fuck! The answer is 16 balls.

[01:49:05] I miss counting how many layers of balls there were.

[01:49:09] On average, how many taste buds does a human tongue have?

[01:49:12] 80,000, I don't know, but around 2,000 to 10,000. I thought 80,000 was a low ball number.

[01:49:25] How do you say Merry Christmas in Spanish? Feliz Navidad. I probably pronounced it horribly. Sorry.

[01:49:35] Feliz Navidad

[01:49:45] What is the perfect score in a game of 10-pin bowling?

[01:49:50] 200?

[01:49:51] Fuck!

[01:49:52] That's a pretty good 300.

[01:50:03] Which part of the brain deals with hearing and language?

[01:50:08] The prefrontal cortex.

[01:50:11] It's the temporal lobe.

[01:50:20] What is the smallest unit of computer memory?

[01:50:24] What?

[01:50:26] A...

[01:50:28] Fuck.

[01:50:30] A bit.

[01:50:31] Fuck!

[01:50:32] bit. Who was assassinated on November 22, 1963. President John F. Kennedy. What kind

[01:50:56] A sea turtle.

[01:51:01] I don't know.

[01:51:03] Yeah, that would be the sea turtle.

[01:51:08] What is the scientific word for push or pull?

[01:51:16] Uh, inertia?

[01:51:19] No, that's like friction.

[01:51:21] I don't know.

[01:51:23] Force.

[01:51:24] The answer is Force.

[01:51:30] Jim Henson is the creator of what beloved cast of characters?

[01:51:36] Jim Henson, I have no idea. Star Trek.

[01:51:41] The Mubby created the Muppets.

[01:51:43] Oh my god, I hate the Muppets and I hate that Jeff Sealy always has a muck of sand.

[01:51:49] What does WWE stand for?

[01:51:51] Um, worldwide entertainment?

[01:51:59] It stands for World Wrestling Entertainment.

[01:52:02] I got two words right.

[01:52:06] What human organ is capable of regenerating itself?

[01:52:12] What?

[01:52:14] I have no idea.

[01:52:16] A liver.

[01:52:17] That would be the liver.

[01:52:18] A liver can regenerate itself?

[01:52:21] Which common spice blend often contains turmeric, cumin, fenugreek, and chili?

[01:52:30] Curry?

[01:52:31] The answer is curry powder.

[01:52:42] Where was Napoleon finally defeated in 1815?

[01:52:46] France?

[01:52:49] At Waterloo, Belgium.

[01:52:59] What is the largest state in America?

[01:53:02] Texas, baby.

[01:53:04] Alaska, is it?

[01:53:07] It might be Alaska.

[01:53:10] The answer is Alaska.

[01:53:11] I'll take that out.

[01:53:13] I didn't change my answer, so.

[01:53:17] What was the very first video ever played on MTV?

[01:53:23] I have no idea.

[01:53:28] It was video killed the radio star.

[01:53:30] Video killed the radio star, wow.

[01:53:34] Good choice, I guess.

[01:53:35] How many countries are in Africa?

[01:53:38] I don't know, like, 50 or something.

[01:53:46] There are 54, kind of thing.

[01:53:47] Am I allowed to take that?

[01:53:48] Oh, I said 50 or something, nah.

[01:53:51] It's okay, I'll take that one for that.

[01:53:52] What do you call animals that can live both on land

[01:53:56] and in water?

[01:54:01] I don't remember.

[01:54:03] Amphibians.

[01:54:04] They're called amphibians.

[01:54:05] That was a lot more straight forward than I thought.

[01:54:09] Tell me in the comments how many you got right out of 100 and hit the thumbs up if you want to see a part three.

[01:54:16] If you missed part one, I'll leave a link so you can go back and try.

[01:54:19] I got exactly plenty wrong.

[01:54:23] Oh, can you get seems like I always get about half wrong.

[01:54:31] Fuck.

[01:54:33] God damn it, bro.

[01:54:35] Oh darn it. Alright and it may be about game time.

[01:54:47] Well we actually climbed to rank 60s. You've got to be kidding me. Fuck it. Fuck it.

[01:54:55] Fuck it.

[01:54:57] Dignity!

[01:54:59] Dignity!

[01:55:01] Dignity!

[01:55:03] Dignity!

[01:55:05] Dignity!

[01:55:07] Dignity!

[01:55:09] You know what?

[01:55:11] For some reason,

[01:55:13] he gets a pass.

[01:55:15] I hate 6'7' with all of

[01:55:17] my being, but

[01:55:19] it's fine if he doesn't.

[01:55:21] It's fine. It didn't

[01:55:23] make me that upset, honestly.

[01:55:25] It wasn't that bad. It didn't it didn't make me that upset all right guys. Well, you know what time it is now

[01:55:45] It's time to play the game it's time to play the game

[01:55:55] It's time to play the game.

[01:56:02] It's time to play the game.

[01:56:09] I have to resize it again.

[01:56:23] Don't fucking say it. You know I didn't do that.

[01:56:36] No, I didn't pirate it. It's not my fault. It's fucking Rockstar.

[01:56:47] Nope, it wasn't me.

[01:56:56] I didn't do that shit.

[01:57:00] I didn't do that shit and you know I didn't do that shit.

[01:57:05] Nope.

[01:57:06] Nope.

[01:57:07] Yo, best to con goats.

[01:57:09] Thank you for these 5 points of subs.

[01:57:13] Thank you.

[01:57:14] $25.00! Thank you!

[01:57:18] Thank you! W. Goat!

[01:57:21] Thank you so much!

[01:57:25] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:57:34] We'll do ultra.

[01:57:44] I hear the birds.

[01:57:45] Hold on, oh wait, that's very fixed, the hull.

[01:58:03] Baron Von Blackthorn. Thanks for the four months. Has everything seemed good?

[01:58:22] Subtitles.

[01:58:30] What is Golden Guns?

[01:58:33] It should be fine.

[01:58:40] Oh, they're cheats.

[01:58:47] Okay.

[01:58:48] You know, Wayne, thanks for 19 months.

[01:58:51] Welcome back.

[01:58:52] Or how's the volume, by the way?

[01:58:55] Sounds kind of fine for me.

[01:59:00] I guess we'll see, can't hear the note till you're out of the menu screen.

[01:59:30] There he is!

[01:59:53] There's our fuckin' boy!

[01:59:56] survived made it out of the Dutch the Dutch trenches

[02:00:13] Hell yeah, bro

[02:00:19] He walks so stiff

[02:00:26] Oh, there's the Blackwater, right?

[02:00:29] You Kingcourt! Thank you for the 10 gifted!

[02:00:32] Thank you, W. Kingcourt! Thank you so much!

[02:00:37] Oh, I already recognized all these locations.

[02:00:42] Thank you, Kingcourt!

[02:00:45] Now, what do you even Blackwater looks like?

[02:00:51] Red. Dead. Redemption!

[02:00:56] Wait, am I hearing outtake kind of besides the hat?

[02:01:00] Kind of that.

[02:01:01] The aesthetics of the game, wow.

[02:01:04] Isn't that crazy?

[02:01:10] Well, I, for one, am grateful, Mrs. Bush,

[02:01:14] that they are finally bringing civilization to this savage land.

[02:01:18] I could not agree with you more, my dear.

[02:01:21] My dad settled this land, and I know he'll be looking down on us.

[02:01:25] Yes, they've lost their land, but they've gained access to heaven.

[02:01:39] But Father, do you mean a mysterious person's name?

[02:01:43] Interesting to go around.

[02:01:45] Hardly since we were all as real as...

[02:01:47] What I mean to say, Cheney, is that there is a great deal of difference between an innocent and a savage.

[02:01:53] Yeah, you know, you never thought of it.

[02:01:55] You know, you did.

[02:01:56] Yes, they live like animals.

[02:01:58] But they're happy, you know.

[02:02:17] Is the music supposed to be this loud?

[02:02:19] It's like, unsettling.

[02:02:23] Out of Kansas, a man even got a car to fly.

[02:02:27] I hardly think so, Jane.

[02:02:31] No?

[02:02:32] I'm scared to pause. I don't want to skip the...

[02:02:34] I'm tearing.

[02:02:35] Mr. Johns wants to run for governor, which is likely so concerned with cleaning up the state.

[02:02:43] Nate Johns?

[02:02:45] Yes.

[02:02:46] His family is nothing but ill-belied trash that came here after the war.

[02:02:51] Well, I don't want to be judgmental, but this state should not be ruled by such a disgusting family.

[02:02:59] A family without class.

[02:03:02] And apparently, the Brown family have made a lot of money, and he has a lot of friends and politics.

[02:03:10] Mrs. Bush, money isn't everything.

[02:03:13] There are many things that money cannot buy.

[02:03:16] It seems that money can't buy boaters though.

[02:03:20] They still be doing that.

[02:03:32] So loud.

[02:03:40] It's really not supposed to be like that.

[02:03:45] It's not.

[02:03:46] Fuck.

[02:04:16] You fix your pirated game I bought this shit on steam you fucking assholes

[02:04:37] Okay, maybe that'll fix it.

[02:04:46] Oh, this shit is janky.

[02:04:52] Way jankier than Red Dead 2, but I like it so far.

[02:04:56] It's like the good kind of old name janky, you know.

[02:05:00] Oh my, is that Uncle?

[02:05:05] Oh brother, hey!

[02:05:07] It's Parker, okay that's not Uncle.

[02:05:10] Your friends from Blackwater hired me to guide you.

[02:05:13] Dang my friends, but please do meet me, Jake.

[02:05:16] I got the horses salad up and ready out front.

[02:05:19] Jake I got the horse to saddle up and ready out front

[02:05:34] Horses time. I better be able to name my own horse in this game again

[02:05:43] You ain't gonna find 30 a horse with a knees in all the new off new Austin, Texas

[02:05:49] We must have choked up for days. Yeah, we'll be on this first now. We don't need to draw undue attention

[02:06:19] wait I can't pet the horse in this game what the fuck man I'm standing on

[02:06:25] spending any time in Armadillo mr. Martin I doubt it I ain't playing on

[02:06:29] stand-by long well if you're fiction for some female company you could do a lot

[02:06:35] worse than Armadillo cream gravy they are not like

[02:06:39] same planet dang no girls ain't even fit for a drinking man a whole of us I'm

[02:06:44] I'm a married man, I'm a friend.

[02:06:46] And he's the be-all?

[02:06:47] Ha!

[02:06:48] Ha!

[02:06:51] What's this guy's name again, Jay?

[02:06:52] Yeah!

[02:06:53] I forgot already.

[02:06:59] Yeah!

[02:07:00] Son of a bitch.

[02:07:00] Oh, it was the Marshal who hired me.

[02:07:02] Lee Johnson, do you know him?

[02:07:04] Oh, yeah.

[02:07:04] I heard his name.

[02:07:05] Says he got a telegram from Blackboard of Bigbugs asking for a guide.

[02:07:09] I guess it's none of my business.

[02:07:11] That's right.

[02:07:14] You ain't very talkative, are you?

[02:07:16] No.

[02:07:17] I'm just chewing the dog, Method.

[02:07:19] That's how I am.

[02:07:20] I don't mean nothing by it.

[02:07:22] Trust me.

[02:07:23] There's things you better off not knowing.

[02:07:27] Don's so mysterious.

[02:07:32] Deal.

[02:07:34] You don't look much like no blackboarder.

[02:07:37] I don't.

[02:07:38] I don't.

[02:07:39] I don't.

[02:07:40] I don't.

[02:07:41] I don't.

[02:07:42] You don't look much like no blackboarder, fella.

[02:07:44] That's because I ain't.

[02:07:46] Well, I'm being honest.

[02:07:47] I don't care much for those absolute and big city types.

[02:07:50] Not much at all.

[02:07:52] Blackboarder ain't much of a city.

[02:07:54] More of a town with delusions.

[02:07:55] But no, me neither.

[02:08:05] Guys, Arthur Morgan is dead.

[02:08:07] A fella told me he was out in Blackboarder a few months

[02:08:10] back and stole one of them new fangal characters.

[02:08:12] Without horses!

[02:08:13] Is that so?

[02:08:14] You wind them up like a clock!

[02:08:16] Damn this thing you never saw without the aid of liquor, he told me.

[02:08:20] Nimes are changing fast.

[02:08:22] That's for sure.

[02:08:29] Hi, son.

[02:08:33] Who's this friend you're looking for?

[02:08:34] Nobody you need to concern yourself with.

[02:08:37] Never mind all my questions, Mr. Martin.

[02:08:39] I just reckon you might be barking at it not heading for the fort.

[02:08:42] We'll see when we get there.

[02:08:44] I'll tell you, Mr. Marson, those coyotes eat better than I do.

[02:08:48] Not far now, Mr. Marson.

[02:08:50] The force is just over this hill.

[02:08:53] Go.

[02:08:59] Since Arthur didn't exist when Red Dead 1 came out,

[02:09:01] they explained it as John felt too sad remembering him.

[02:09:05] That's you.

[02:09:05] You're the fourth, Marson.

[02:09:06] Oh, my god.

[02:09:06] Some gang rode in and took the place over.

[02:09:08] That's so sad.

[02:09:16] That is very sad.

[02:09:27] I must say that John looks better in Red Dead 2.

[02:09:33] Red Dead won't kinda did him dirty.

[02:09:38] I'll be right back.

[02:09:56] Bill!

[02:09:59] Bill, I've come for you!

[02:10:02] Oh shit, but wait!

[02:10:03] Bill Williamson!

[02:10:05] Come out here right now!

[02:10:07] Shit

[02:10:09] Go away now John. Yes, Penta. Let me kill you nobody needs to kill anyone Bill

[02:10:19] Oh

[02:10:21] I was born yesterday. You always did think I was an idiot

[02:10:27] That ain't fair Bill you were as my brother. I've come to try to save you

[02:10:33] Oh, Fett.

[02:10:37] Do I look like I need saving?

[02:10:41] Bill, please. They want to kill us all. I can help you.

[02:10:46] Well, you never tried to save me before.

[02:10:51] You only seemed to save yourself.

[02:10:57] Bill, I implore you think about this.

[02:11:01] You implore me? You implore me! You always were one for fancy words!

[02:11:14] Well, things are different now, John.

[02:11:20] Yeah, Bill's still a fucking dumbass.

[02:11:22] Now I'm in charge! No more Dutch! And no more you!

[02:11:30] Oh, no more dutch.

[02:11:32] I implore you to go back and tell them to send someone just a little bit more impressive next time.

[02:11:47] Well...

[02:11:51] That's it, John!

[02:11:57] Damn, John, the game just started!

[02:12:00] He got slimed!

[02:12:06] Oh, that's it. Time to play Demon Souls.

[02:12:30] Damn, there's the left one out there. That's cold!

[02:12:39] Bill was never a good friend. I'll say it.

[02:12:51] Abigail's gonna be so pissed.

[02:12:56] Well, you're alive.

[02:12:58] So, it would seem.

[02:13:01] So, how do you feel?

[02:13:03] I don't know the polite word for it.

[02:13:05] I do. Stupid is the word we use around here.

[02:13:09] What were you doing?

[02:13:10] I was...

[02:13:12] I was doing something stupid.

[02:13:14] Well, you'll be okay.

[02:13:16] Once you didn't die, the doctor said you'd be fine.

[02:13:19] He got the bullet that a couple days ago.

[02:13:21] Good.

[02:13:22] It cost us $15.

[02:13:24] I'm sorry, madam.

[02:13:27] She left me there to die.

[02:13:29] Did you want to die?

[02:13:30] I mean, was that it?

[02:13:32] Was that why you went straight out to Fort Mercer and picked a fight with the worst bandit

[02:13:36] in the county?

[02:13:37] He still is the worst bandit?

[02:13:38] Oh my god!

[02:13:40] Everyone else fell off.

[02:13:42] Bonnie McFarlane.

[02:13:43] Are we serious?

[02:13:44] Miss.

[02:13:45] Bonnie McFarlane.

[02:13:46] That's funny.

[02:13:47] Well, you may be right, Miss McFarlane.

[02:13:48] I don't know.

[02:13:51] So what were you doing?

[02:13:52] Trying to give Mr. Wood some change.

[02:13:55] You lost your dad, I guess.

[02:13:57] For old times sake.

[02:13:58] You know Bill Williamson?

[02:14:00] Knew him a long time ago.

[02:14:03] Well, what was he like?

[02:14:05] Dumb.

[02:14:06] Just like you.

[02:14:08] Thank you, miss.

[02:14:11] Seen my hat?

[02:14:12] I have.

[02:14:17] And what will you do now?

[02:14:21] Now I'm going to take my time and go after in the less kind way.

[02:14:25] Well, that sounds very fun, Mr. Marston.

[02:14:27] Quite heroic, just like in those penny dribbles

[02:14:30] my brother used to read.

[02:14:32] Meanwhile, if you'll excuse me, I've got a ranch to run.

[02:14:35] Of course, if you're feeling better,

[02:14:37] why not take a ride with me later

[02:14:38] and help me patrol the perimeter?

[02:14:40] You can earn back for that money we've waged.

[02:14:42] John's a married man.

[02:14:43] Of course.

[02:14:45] And thank you for saving my life on me.

[02:14:49] Next time, Mr. Marston, I strongly recommend you don't try to lose it quite so earnestly.

[02:14:56] I'll bear that in mind.

[02:14:58] So he goes out, he's like, Bill, come be my friend again, Bill's like, no, he shoots

[02:15:17] him and Abigail's probably in their house, fucking pissed at him, wants to strangle him.

[02:15:24] He gets picked up by some random woman named Bonnie, and now he's living on her ranch.

[02:15:29] He's gonna go ride horses with her.

[02:15:31] Sean, you disgust me. You never could change or be a family man.

[02:15:36] Back in the land of the living, I see.

[02:15:38] Figured it's about time I started paying back that $15.

[02:15:42] Well, no time to waste. The horses are saddled up over here.

[02:15:45] He gets a name of horse in this game too.

[02:16:00] I hope so.

[02:16:01] There's the foreman's office.

[02:16:03] Nooo!

[02:16:04] Damn it!

[02:16:05] I guess I'll just have to name it myself.

[02:16:08] I picked out a fine horse for you.

[02:16:14] This is my permanent horse.

[02:16:18] No.

[02:16:25] Okay.

[02:16:30] It's a black horse with a brown or blue horse.

[02:16:35] with a brown or blonde hair.

[02:16:39] J. Wright is the general store.

[02:16:41] You won't find freezing nuts

[02:16:42] at that evening for these horses.

[02:16:44] Very convenient.

[02:16:45] I don't think I've ever seen a ranch

[02:16:47] with its own store before.

[02:16:49] Like the rainworms are telling me to name it Torm.

[02:16:52] Or Cow Two, but I don't wanna do that.

[02:16:55] I have to do something original.

[02:16:58] And here's the corral.

[02:16:59] This one's for the horses.

[02:17:01] What do you think?

[02:17:02] I'm no expert, but it certainly looks like a fine corral.

[02:17:05] I suspect you've stolen more horses than you've broken.

[02:17:08] Yep.

[02:17:09] Now, where'd you get such an idea?

[02:17:10] First impressions are hard to erase.

[02:17:19] That's the train station.

[02:17:20] The form is original.

[02:17:20] Things sure have changed since the line finally got finished,

[02:17:23] bringing in all sorts of new folks like myself.

[02:17:27] Is that such a bad thing?

[02:17:28] Change is only good when it makes things better.

[02:17:31] Should I name it form or should I think of something better?

[02:17:35] That's the barn over there. Paul built it himself when I was just a little girl.

[02:17:47] A little better.

[02:17:48] And here we are, back at the house. Let's talk a little while before we head out.

[02:17:59] Oh, we've got no complaint from me, Mr. Barlin.

[02:18:11] Well, are we going inside?

[02:18:19] Name it Arthur, because it will die for sure.

[02:18:22] How about a cold drink, Mr. Mosten?

[02:18:24] Thank you, ma'am.

[02:18:25] Are we fucking serious?

[02:18:26] Your shot then riding the horse seems to take it out of you.

[02:18:29] I can use a rest.

[02:18:31] Sure. Come on in.

[02:18:33] I'll show you this house and then you can sit for a while.

[02:18:35] Thank you.

[02:18:44] Mr. Marston.

[02:18:45] Miss McFarland.

[02:18:46] Remember me telling you about the trouble we've been having

[02:18:48] with wrestlers and other undesirables?

[02:18:50] I do.

[02:18:51] Wrestlers?

[02:18:52] Will you help me keep watch on the property line this evening?

[02:18:54] Sure.

[02:18:55] I want to see just who is trespassing on our land.

[02:18:59] This is a fine weapon.

[02:19:01] Come, let's head out.

[02:19:03] Get your finger off the trigger!

[02:19:05] He just pointed at her too!

[02:19:09] John's a serious cowboy man.

[02:19:11] Come on, man. Let's mount up and take a look around.

[02:19:19] Oh, that horse.

[02:19:23] Hello, Mr.

[02:19:25] What if we named it all...

[02:19:27] Winston, what we named it up?

[02:19:32] Chicken.

[02:19:33] Right, follow me.

[02:19:34] Keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious.

[02:19:37] Come on.

[02:19:38] Yeah, Winston.

[02:19:39] Overwatch.

[02:19:40] Thank you, Mr. Marston.

[02:19:41] I feel a lot happier if someone's along with me.

[02:19:42] I feel a lot happier if I try to play.

[02:19:43] Well, with your trigger itch and my feminine intuition, we should make quite a team.

[02:19:56] I need a good horse.

[02:20:01] I hope he named it Monkey.

[02:20:06] I don't believe it, those damn rabbits are back.

[02:20:16] Give me a hand with them, will you?

[02:20:21] Oh shit, that is not something to smell bad about.

[02:20:23] Come on then! Time to put that blood on for your misuse.

[02:20:28] Oh my god, that's a lot of buns!

[02:20:33] What? They've shook the buns!

[02:20:37] Oh my god.

[02:20:39] They're just using the cabbage, man!

[02:20:43] Like, they're just chillin'.

[02:20:47] Oh my god.

[02:20:49] Thank you, Mr. Marston. Looks like we'll be having rabbit stew tomorrow.

[02:20:54] Let's get back on the horse and see what else is going on.

[02:20:58] Oh my god.

[02:21:05] No.

[02:21:08] I don't think I've ever eaten rabbit before.

[02:21:11] Wait, did she say get on the horse?

[02:21:14] I'm on the horse.

[02:21:19] Come on. Come on, you can do it. You can do it.

[02:21:30] Hello? Is it right? Hello?

[02:21:41] Wait, did you guys see her fall over?

[02:21:48] Uh...

[02:21:52] Um, I was hoping no one would see that.

[02:21:58] Dude, her, she's bugged!

[02:21:59] I was trying to help her!

[02:22:01] See, look, look.

[02:22:04] I had to do it.

[02:22:05] Because these rock star games are bugged.

[02:22:10] Yeah, I didn't just push her over for no reason I was helping dude if it's not the rustler stealing our cattle

[02:22:17] It's the rabbit stealing our crops. It ain't never easy living off the land like this

[02:22:22] Oh my god, they've moved to a big city become a lady of this. What am I supposed to do?

[02:22:40] Come on!

[02:22:51] Guys, look at this!

[02:22:59] There's these screams! I just put them back to these screams!

[02:23:02] Come on!

[02:23:26] Help!

[02:23:27] Help!

[02:23:28] Come back!

[02:23:32] There you go. Yo, Ajax, thank you for the gift and thank you.

[02:23:42] Did you know there's often a lot of you touch spots?

[02:23:48] It's something I've had a lot of experience in.

[02:23:50] So do I. Maybe Bill Hurley means they'll be the most lucky after all.

[02:23:53] Look, didn't really come into it, miss.

[02:23:55] You're a useful man to have around the ranch, that's for sure.

[02:23:59] But don't think I've forgotten what brought you here. We'll do whatever we can to help you.

[02:24:03] I sure appreciate that, Ms. McFarland.

[02:24:11] For instance, well, I don't have any ladies helping me take baths, so...

[02:24:19] I do, um, you know, take care of my own hidey.

[02:24:22] This is you, Ms. Marston!

[02:24:23] Who is useless!

[02:24:29] Thank you for your help, Mr. Marston. Makes me kind of happy I saved your life. Get some sleep and I will see you in the morning.

[02:24:38] Good night, Mr. Farmer. Good night, Bonnie.

[02:24:40] If you sleep, you'll wake up six hours later and also pick up extra ammo from the trunk

[02:24:57] in your room.

[02:24:59] Okay.

[02:25:00] And then I level one of three.

[02:25:04] Change outfits!

[02:25:05] Spain plus 150.

[02:25:06] Honor plus 50.

[02:25:07] Cowboy outfits.

[02:25:08] cowboy outfit this is Marston's typical bounty hunter clothing

[02:25:17] okay so I have to unlock all the other outfits I guess I don't have any drip

[02:25:24] Good morning.

[02:25:31] We'll deal with all the information around the surroundings in the form of maps or newspapers.

[02:25:44] Go to be on your map to speak with Bonnie McFarlane.

[02:25:51] Where's my fucking wife?

[02:26:02] John!

[02:26:04] Don't tell me Abigail died or something.

[02:26:08] Oh Mr. Harston, how are you doing today?

[02:26:10] I'm well Mr. McFarlane, thank you, how are you?

[02:26:13] Thank you, how are you?

[02:26:14] Well, I'm fine.

[02:26:15] Thank you.

[02:26:16] So, uh, how are your ribs?

[02:26:18] Fine.

[02:26:19] A little sore, but apart from a couple extra scars, it'll be as nothing happened.

[02:26:23] Good.

[02:26:24] Uh, come in, come in.

[02:26:27] You know, you never did tell me how you met that Bill Williamson or what you wanted from

[02:26:32] him.

[02:26:33] No, miss, I did not.

[02:26:34] Well, why not?

[02:26:35] He wants you, you think so?

[02:26:36] Why don't you ask him?

[02:26:37] Ow!

[02:26:38] What?

[02:26:39] It's just in my foot!

[02:26:40] You don't want me not telling.

[02:26:41] I guess that's what I guess for being a disloyal man.

[02:26:45] By telling you not only would I be putting your life in danger, but also threatening lives.

[02:26:51] People that I hold very dear.

[02:26:53] Well, I apologize if I seem to be prying.

[02:26:56] And I apologize for my reticence.

[02:26:59] Hope you believe me when I say that it's simply out of respect for you.

[02:27:02] Of course, Mr. Marston.

[02:27:05] I understand that a city dweller such as yourself

[02:27:08] likes to have some exotic secrets,

[02:27:10] so us country folk are impressed.

[02:27:14] I'm no city man, miss.

[02:27:16] Yeah, but I saw you get on the train in Blackwater.

[02:27:19] You with those gentlemen and bowler hats,

[02:27:21] why is she stalking him?

[02:27:22] I'm still no city man.

[02:27:23] But I'll bet you can't ride, Mr. Marston.

[02:27:27] I hate to take money from a lady, miss.

[02:27:30] Oh, you won't be.

[02:27:31] I'll race you right now.

[02:27:32] If it makes you happy.

[02:27:34] We'll see.

[02:27:35] All right, I'll show you how we ride around these parts.

[02:27:45] Hell yeah.

[02:27:48] Yeah.

[02:27:49] None of those need help wearing on a ride of horse.

[02:28:00] On the count of three.

[02:28:02] Three.

[02:28:03] Two.

[02:28:04] Go! I trust you're not going to be a gentleman without this!

[02:28:09] You don't know me at all, Mr. Marnie!

[02:28:11] Oh my god, I'm going to kill someone.

[02:28:12] Let's go!

[02:28:19] It fucking begins.

[02:28:22] It fucking begins.

[02:28:28] What?

[02:28:29] Come on.

[02:28:40] I understand the problem now.

[02:28:44] Come on.

[02:28:51] Come on.

[02:28:59] Guys, I've dropped off.

[02:29:04] Let's go.

[02:29:12] Shit, I got blown away.

[02:29:29] I swear I was still in the

[02:29:48] Come on.

[02:29:50] Guys, I can still win.

[02:29:55] I can literally still win.

[02:30:00] Let's go.

[02:30:04] Damn.

[02:30:06] Let's go.

[02:30:08] Let's go.

[02:30:10] Let's go.

[02:30:12] Let's go.

[02:30:15] Let's go!

[02:30:45] Come on, guys, I'm catching up.

[02:30:59] Damn it.

[02:31:02] How many times did I fall off the horse?

[02:31:15] That was fun.

[02:31:19] Sure.

[02:31:21] You know, you should go pay the Marshal a visit in Armadillo sometime.

[02:31:25] I'm sure you could have to deal with that nicely.

[02:31:27] Fuck, bro.

[02:31:29] I might just do that, Miss McFarland.

[02:31:31] You do whatever you think's best, Mr. Marsden.

[02:31:35] Oh, Mr. Marston, how are you?

[02:31:52] Good, Mr. Farland.

[02:31:53] How are you?

[02:31:54] I'm well.

[02:31:55] Would you mind riding with me to Armadillo?

[02:31:58] I've got to get some supplies and I can do with the company.

[02:32:01] Of course.

[02:32:02] You can take the reins.

[02:32:03] It wouldn't do for a pterothon bounty hunter such as yourself to be seen driven around by a woman.

[02:32:10] Take the reins, Mr. Marston!

[02:32:14] Oh, I'm gonna do great on this. Don't worry, guys.

[02:32:18] I'm a great wagon driver, if you don't remember.

[02:32:25] You're looking much better! Considered you were almost buzzard a couple days ago.

[02:32:29] I have you to thank for that, Miss.

[02:32:31] So, do tell me, have you needlessly risked your life for your last boat?

[02:32:35] Well, Miss, I have done.

[02:32:37] Well, that's your least. Perhaps there's hope for you again.

[02:32:40] I wouldn't bet on it.

[02:32:41] Oh, there's always hope, Mr. Marston. You can't be a rancher in this kind of country if you don't believe that.

[02:32:47] An admirable attitude, Miss.

[02:32:49] I suppose so. I can't think of any other way to stay sane, to be frank.

[02:32:53] What about you? Have you ever given up hope all together?

[02:32:56] Hope hasn't really entered into it. It's not really something I think about.

[02:33:00] A peculiar outlook.

[02:33:02] I can't really say I understand you.

[02:33:04] I can't always say I do either.

[02:33:06] Oh, don't be so deliberately enigmatic.

[02:33:09] Y'all know the nonsense you are.

[02:33:11] You are being deliberately insured as a substance for having a personality.

[02:33:15] I just know there are two theories to argue about it.

[02:33:18] And now that wagon won't let her go.

[02:33:19] Neither one works.

[02:33:21] I'm not even going to dignify that to rest of the response.

[02:33:25] You can't know that wagon won't let her go.

[02:33:27] I feel like surely my copy of Red Dead 1 can't be as bugged as my first copy of Red Dead 1.

[02:33:34] I think it's kinda funny I found you dying on the side of the road and now you're driving me into town.

[02:33:39] You've got a strange sense of humor.

[02:33:42] Well, you must admit, it's an unusual start to a friendship.

[02:33:46] I didn't realize we were friends, Mr. Farley.

[02:33:49] Oh please, now who's being funny?

[02:33:52] Listen, I know that business is as good as your business, but I don't know, you've been good to us, and I don't think you're a bad man.

[02:33:59] Oh, stupid, perhaps, but not right.

[02:34:01] Hey!

[02:34:02] I just worry about you gallivanting around these parts like you're some kind of deranged bounty hunter.

[02:34:06] Like Paul, he says, don't go waking snakes!

[02:34:09] I appreciate your concern for us less mortal, Mr. Farland.

[02:34:13] I really do, and there was any other way out, I'd take it. I can assure you of that.

[02:34:22] There's a lot of practices out here.

[02:34:27] Very, uh...

[02:34:28] Never just found me where you live.

[02:34:30] I have a small hole in up a great place.

[02:34:33] A farmer?

[02:34:34] Yeah.

[02:34:35] And I'm the queen of England.

[02:34:36] And at what point during your day of hunting down how long it took you a long time to raise children?

[02:34:41] Sorry, guys.

[02:34:42] Only been at it three years or so.

[02:34:44] I guess I'm kind of new to it.

[02:34:46] You're telling me.

[02:34:47] So who's looking after this farmer with yours right now?

[02:34:50] Uncle.

[02:34:51] He's not my uncle, as far as I know.

[02:34:53] Hey, uncle!

[02:34:55] An uncle reference.

[02:34:56] So this is Armadillo.

[02:34:57] Manhattan, it is not.

[02:34:59] But it does OK for us.

[02:35:06] Yeah, he hasn't told Bonnie that he has a wife.

[02:35:10] What's up with that?

[02:35:13] First one's on me.

[02:35:15] Thank you, miss.

[02:35:15] I'll pay you back.

[02:35:16] I'm sure you shall.

[02:35:17] The doc's a good fellow.

[02:35:19] You saved your life, so be polite to him.

[02:35:21] And she's touching his back.

[02:35:22] Leave me in front of the general store when you're done.

[02:35:24] Trauma.

[02:35:29] Meow.

[02:35:32] How can I help you?

[02:35:34] Hello, sir.

[02:35:35] Finally come to get that mulled out your leg.

[02:35:37] Thanks a lot.

[02:35:40] Bye, sir.

[02:35:41] See you in a little while.

[02:35:42] Come on.

[02:35:44] Meow.

[02:35:47] Well, thanks for driving me.

[02:35:49] It was nice to be able to enjoy the view for once and a little company never hurts now and again

[02:35:54] You're more than welcome miss. At least I can move

[02:35:58] Thank you for the medicine

[02:36:00] Why don't you have a look around armadillo?

[02:36:02] You can always take the stagecoats back to the ranch later. I might just do that travel safely miss

[02:36:09] Try not to get yourself shot

[02:36:12] She looks white

[02:36:16] It's like a little bug

[02:36:19] Hi Bonnie.

[02:36:24] I'm higher stage, don't you see?

[02:36:35] Honor plus 50.

[02:36:37] You can purchase in red properties.

[02:36:41] Oh shit.

[02:36:43] What about his actual house?

[02:36:48] to see

[02:36:52] Why hello there man

[02:37:01] Fuck am I

[02:37:06] Yeah, you can go everywhere. Yo code. Thanks for 33 months. Come back code

[02:37:18] What's his wife's house is here?

[02:37:24] Howdy!

[02:37:26] Howdy!

[02:37:38] Oh, okay, well I guess we'll go to the M.

[02:37:42] See what- wait!

[02:37:44] Wait a second!

[02:37:46] movies. That looks like a... hold on, I'll move my camera. Up there might be fun. You

[02:38:02] know, Spike Storm, thanks for two months. You see that little movie? Oh, a dog! Hello!

[02:38:12] Oh, oh, okay, I can't pet the dog. I tried

[02:38:25] Watch movie $2 wait. Hell. Yeah

[02:38:31] Jesus damn not enough money right now

[02:38:34] now. Look at the way it shows it. Damn, not money right now. Man, I gotta make some money

[02:38:52] Okay, so we can go to the movies!

[02:38:54] Fuck!

[02:38:56] Alright, let's do it.

[02:39:00] I'm full broke.

[02:39:06] Excuse me.

[02:39:08] Hey! Hey! You gotta visit her!

[02:39:13] Okay, I just...

[02:39:15] Ew!

[02:39:17] Shut up!

[02:39:18] You?

[02:39:19] And what you want?

[02:39:21] My name's John Marston.

[02:39:23] You wanted to speak to me.

[02:39:26] I did?

[02:39:27] Apparently so.

[02:39:30] Why?

[02:39:32] I guess because we're both in the business of the law.

[02:39:37] Gross.

[02:39:43] You that fella from the train company?

[02:39:46] No, I'm from Fort Mercer.

[02:39:49] Fort Mercer?

[02:39:51] When I'm Williamson boys calm down go on shoot him mr. Shoot him what you getting keep with me boy

[02:39:59] What's going on here?

[02:40:03] Yeah, Williamson are they all disgusting I got me one of them idiots you give Marshall's a bad name

[02:40:10] Don't know put your gun down

[02:40:18] You must be the man from black water

[02:40:21] Yes, sir.

[02:40:23] Listen, that dog ain't too bright.

[02:40:26] He seems loyal.

[02:40:28] Do you want to get out of here for a minute?

[02:40:31] Yes, sir, Mr. Johnson, sir.

[02:40:36] And you?

[02:40:38] Oh, I didn't see enough of your hide around here, friend.

[02:40:42] I think there's some school children down the way.

[02:40:44] You can go and frighten them.

[02:40:46] Oh, hardy fucking hard.

[02:40:48] Dicky.

[02:40:50] here mr. Marston apart from frightening my deputants capture or kill Bill

[02:40:59] Williamson damn bill is really a big shot huh the marshal did a double-take

[02:41:06] he's outside my jurisdiction he's in the next county it was not all that am I

[02:41:12] crazy how do you get so well he and his boys have tended to keep themselves away

[02:41:16] So you're happy to have him out there?

[02:41:19] I ain't happy, but I also ain't suicidal.

[02:41:22] My job is to keep this town safe

[02:41:24] and not clean up all of these three counties.

[02:41:26] It's hard enough around here.

[02:41:28] You know, I hear you speak,

[02:41:30] and suddenly I'm reminded of how

[02:41:32] some of the people I respected most in my life

[02:41:34] had a problem with authority.

[02:41:36] What's wrong with you?

[02:41:38] Well, I'm sure you and your fine friends

[02:41:41] have enjoyed spending your time running around

[02:41:43] have enjoyed spending your time running around

[02:41:46] pursuing motive causes.

[02:41:47] Oh, my mouth's dry.

[02:41:50] My cause is to keep this town from turning

[02:41:53] into a living hell for the folks who live here.

[02:41:56] Old world has problems, mister, and I'm here doing what I can.

[02:42:02] Why? What's happening?

[02:42:04] Right now, I got the railway, the people who pay my salary,

[02:42:08] trying to get me to turn to blind eye

[02:42:10] to them burned down settlements up there.

[02:42:12] I got a bunch of cattle rushers out in your box canyon,

[02:42:15] each shutting down.

[02:42:16] Forgetting the gang that keeps murdering homesteaders

[02:42:19] out in the back country.

[02:42:20] And I got a bunch of hoods over in the saloon, drunk,

[02:42:23] threatening to shoot up the whole town.

[02:42:25] That's all I got today.

[02:42:26] But it's early yet.

[02:42:27] Give me a couple more days.

[02:42:28] There'll be more.

[02:42:31] All right, tell you what.

[02:42:33] Damn, like you asked.

[02:42:37] Let's go deal with them hoods in the saloon.

[02:42:42] Then we'll discuss Williamson.

[02:42:46] OK, boy.

[02:42:51] You're persistent, little cuss, ain't you?

[02:42:54] Only when things matter.

[02:43:00] Come on, men, Marson.

[02:43:01] Follow me.

[02:43:02] I'm paid.

[02:43:03] I'm forced to put on my clothes.

[02:43:06] We're going to apprehend some troublemakers.

[02:43:10] Who are you looking for?

[02:43:11] A bunch of two-bit hoodlums led by this fella called Walton.

[02:43:15] Got damn road agents.

[02:43:16] You pray on the stages coming in and out of town.

[02:43:18] Drivers and armadillos spend more time

[02:43:20] with their hands in the air than on the rains these days.

[02:43:23] And you're happy to let them drink in your salute?

[02:43:25] Happy? No.

[02:43:27] The way I figure it, that is a carousin' in there

[02:43:29] than out robin' decent folk.

[02:43:31] That's an interesting approach to law enforcement.

[02:43:33] I do what I can, Mr. Marston.

[02:43:35] We ain't the government.

[02:43:37] Yeah, you're one to talk, John.

[02:43:44] There's a dumb rat bastard now.

[02:43:49] Let's follow him.

[02:43:51] See what kind of hole he crawls into.

[02:43:57] Egress, 19 months.

[02:43:59] Thank you.

[02:44:00] Welcome back.

[02:44:01] Mount up, Marston.

[02:44:02] Walton's our man.

[02:44:03] God damn it, he's onto us.

[02:44:05] Get after him.

[02:44:06] Orsey. Orsey!

[02:44:12] Come on!

[02:44:15] Let's get him.

[02:44:19] The one's as bad as he said is, why don't we just beat him down while we're in the shade?

[02:44:24] Yo, Sun Brady! Thanks for 50 months!

[02:44:26] That ain't how the law works. Welcome back.

[02:44:28] Is that right, Marshall?

[02:44:29] And alive, he can still talk.

[02:44:31] Doesn't sound like he's a man to be reasoned with.

[02:44:33] He ain't, but a few days of my hospitality and he'll be telling me what I need to know.

[02:44:38] Walton's gang's been growing fast.

[02:44:40] How long's easy money for easy work?

[02:44:42] Jola Springs, Gap Tooth Bridge, these boys get around.

[02:44:47] Walton's the start, but there's plenty more where he came from.

[02:44:50] You haven't got to earn one through your mouth and increase steps.

[02:44:53] Increase steps into the bonds.

[02:44:56] I was reading this awful lot.

[02:45:03] I think of a name for this damn horse.

[02:45:09] Looks like he's holding up the old Pleasant's house.

[02:45:11] Let's hold up a minute and find a spot for our horses.

[02:45:27] Looks like we got company boys.

[02:45:30] Damn.

[02:45:31] damn take cover work our way up this hill

[02:45:39] take cover behind that wagon to your right

[02:46:14] You're shooting fresh air there boy. Now get behind that outhouse. Ain't sure we've seen the last of them.

[02:46:22] What do we know when you're going one?

[02:46:27] You can get a fool's ass with a back full of banjoes.

[02:46:32] What the heck?

[02:46:38] Ah. Oh god.

[02:46:40] Um, excuse me, sir, I threw him in the light.

[02:46:49] Killin' days are over.

[02:46:50] It'll be trial and the roast not for you.

[02:46:52] Hold on, I'm gonna make my water.

[02:46:54] I can't.

[02:46:55] Not a bad shot, Mr. Marston.

[02:46:57] Why don't you check in with me next time you're in town?

[02:47:00] I don't want to be no policeman, Marston.

[02:47:02] Nor did I, my friend, I can promise you that.

[02:47:05] I'll see you soon, Mr. Marston.

[02:47:09] Because I thought some kind of prompt would show up, so like hog time or something.

[02:47:21] I got 20 bucks! Oh my god, we can go to the movies now! Movie time!

[02:47:29] Hell yeah!

[02:47:34] Hell!

[02:47:39] help, yeah!

[02:47:40] come on!

[02:47:41] help, yeah!

[02:47:50] straight to the movies

[02:47:51] I'm gonna try to open your Sational and choose the camp item.

[02:48:11] After a battle you can search the fallen bodies for cash ammo consumables.

[02:48:17] That's what I like to hear.

[02:48:27] Hell yeah!

[02:48:32] We love to loot.

[02:48:35] Shondon, thanks for 33 months.

[02:48:39] Alright, movie time?

[02:48:41] Or anything else?

[02:48:45] I've been waiting, like, 15 minutes to do this.

[02:48:55] I don't fucking care.

[02:48:58] Wait!

[02:48:59] What?

[02:48:59] Wait.

[02:49:00] Where'd you go?

[02:49:01] Wait.

[02:49:04] Wait.

[02:49:05] Hey, come back.

[02:49:06] Come back.

[02:49:07] I want to watch the movie.

[02:49:08] Come back.

[02:49:09] I want to watch the movie.

[02:49:13] I want to watch the movie.

[02:49:15] Yeah, I won't-

[02:49:19] Thank you for calming down. Now can I please watch the movie?

[02:49:23] Thank you very much.

[02:49:25] What the fuck was that?

[02:49:27] What the fuck was that?

[02:49:31] The danger of doctors!

[02:49:33] Hell yeah.

[02:49:35] The danger of doctors! Hell yeah!

[02:49:42] What's wrong with your horse, you kind-sert?

[02:50:05] My back!

[02:50:06] Blighting paint of a sinister expression!

[02:50:08] 98% morphine, 2% swamp gas.

[02:50:15] Gracious creator of Hellfire, Spears for Revelations, mind entrails are ablaze.

[02:50:24] This is going crazy.

[02:50:28] Oh, Dugga's on Grave.

[02:50:34] Wow.

[02:50:35] Oh no, another victim.

[02:50:49] You have adopted an affliction, sir?

[02:50:52] Uh, uh, tapeworms and no, no women will court me.

[02:50:59] Pathetic disease elixir, 99% cocaine.

[02:51:09] Oh! My God!

[02:51:22] What the fuck is happening?!

[02:51:29] I must have been on my own self with these bad heroes on this tree, so great this-

[02:51:42] What is happening?

[02:51:52] Oh shit, it's getting dramatic now.

[02:51:54] A lady and her daughter.

[02:52:02] My lady of far too noble of bearing to be infirm.

[02:52:08] Is my daughter, she endures, emptuous two things.

[02:52:11] Oh no.

[02:52:12] Dr. Brown's cough cream.

[02:52:17] 99% laudanum, I don't know what that is.

[02:52:22] Did she go...did she get so?

[02:52:30] What beastly operation perils my mother?

[02:52:32] She's tripping.

[02:52:37] Damn, yeah, this guy's gotta retire.

[02:52:47] This guy's gotta stop being a doctor.

[02:52:50] He sucks at this.

[02:52:52] Mexican herbs of joy.

[02:52:54] Oh shit!

[02:52:58] Muchos drogas muchachos.

[02:53:03] This is a robbery.

[02:53:05] First seen visible tonic. One use.

[02:53:10] It worked!

[02:53:14] You can sneak away.

[02:53:20] Careful, damnation, paralysis, befouls, mind, bipedal.

[02:53:24] Oh.

[02:53:30] Oh my god, he's in hell!

[02:53:35] Welcome, dear boy, we have been expecting you.

[02:53:41] Medical science cannot save you.

[02:53:44] It will kill you and leave you dead.

[02:53:46] message brought to you by the temperance unit in anti-sodium lead

[02:53:50] wow damn what a movie

[02:53:56] crazy propaganda

[02:54:00] bullshit

[02:54:05] that's uh... wow

[02:54:07] yo apas thank you for the three years welcome back

[02:54:10] Hello.

[02:54:17] Hello. Hello. It's Armadillo 731. What is it with these things? Hello. It's a new line. Hello. Hello.

[02:54:30] Sounds fun. What's happening? I have no idea. If it's important they'll send someone down like they did with you.

[02:54:38] Suddenly, the world is full of days.

[02:54:40] Yeah.

[02:54:42] I remember when we first got here.

[02:54:43] We used to consider people from Dade County to be exotic.

[02:54:47] Now guys can get here from the Midwest,

[02:54:49] and they can do it in six days.

[02:54:51] The days have changed.

[02:54:53] They've gotten away from me.

[02:54:55] Hello?

[02:54:57] I don't understand it no more, boy.

[02:54:58] Honest goodness.

[02:55:00] I'm not sure I do.

[02:55:02] Marshall!

[02:55:05] Marshall!

[02:55:08] Who's this I've just been up in the canyon spine like you said I think I seen me a couple of them rustlers

[02:55:14] I think it was the barred crazy doesn't look like

[02:55:18] overweight

[02:55:21] Like the eyes

[02:55:23] And none of them look like any culture. Am I crazy? Yes, sir. I don't that sarcasm is most unbecoming. It does

[02:55:31] Yo Connor, okay. Thanks for something. Welcome

[02:55:34] Thank you. Thank you. You ride with this again, Marston?

[02:55:40] I will try. It'll be my pleasure.

[02:55:45] He's just a boy.

[02:55:54] I'm going to Pax Basin.

[02:56:03] How long you been working for the government, Marshal?

[02:56:06] I don't work for the government.

[02:56:08] Well, I got a telegram from some federal clowns in Blackwater that says otherwise.

[02:56:12] We need to stick together, boy. Them Russers might be waiting for us.

[02:56:16] I'll be honest with you, Marshal. I ain't for all this government interference.

[02:56:20] I wish they had cinnamon bars for us.

[02:56:23] I'm trying to keep the federal boy happy.

[02:56:25] I mean, we need all the help we can get.

[02:56:27] But what does a flat-on-mouth city boy

[02:56:29] who's never forked a bail ahead

[02:56:31] in his life know about a state like New Austin?

[02:56:33] Nothing, I reckon.

[02:56:35] All this manifest death in the Hong Kong

[02:56:37] came in a wild land

[02:56:39] bringing modernization and betterment to the West.

[02:56:42] It's only made the rich richer

[02:56:44] and the poor poorer.

[02:56:45] And it's killed a way of life.

[02:56:47] It's a factory over a field.

[02:56:49] Look at what they've done to the natives for God knows how many years now.

[02:56:54] It's hardly like they're gonna suddenly start to respect their man's right to work as land.

[02:56:58] That's different. They are savagy.

[02:57:01] It ain't that different, Jonah.

[02:57:03] You know, Kendall, Kyle, thanks for subbing, and you...

[02:57:06] I'm sure we're some hard-witted Elias.

[02:57:09] Why do you always want to be like this?

[02:57:11] Are these the same wrestlers who've been causing them to garland so much trouble?

[02:57:15] We're nearly there. Keep your eyes out for the ballers.

[02:57:18] Alright boys, let's proceed on foot from here.

[02:57:31] The bandit manners, it's the prime.

[02:57:40] Be ready boys, we're probably going to be out tonight and those bastards ain't short

[02:57:44] on firepower neither.

[02:57:45] Let's see how many there are if we can take them alive good if not smoke the sons of bitches

[02:57:56] Shoot them get her done

[02:58:15] You're going to regret this, you know!

[02:58:22] Yeah, I knew it!

[02:58:27] There's the son of a bitch.

[02:58:29] There's one more for the vultures.

[02:58:31] You boys take the left four. I'm going this way.

[02:58:34] Marston, you can tag along with me.

[02:58:36] If they have one more left, I'll find another one.

[02:58:39] We're fine let's move up boys

[02:58:49] boys coming to new friend that's a real

[02:58:55] oh shit this cover sucks

[02:59:03] we're done

[02:59:09] look like that's all of them for now let's push forward to the bridges oh shit looting

[02:59:15] portion dead body impressed why you got any such interesting credit sorry that

[02:59:31] was gross

[02:59:45] Oh, come on!

[02:59:48] Come on!

[02:59:50] Come here!

[02:59:52] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[02:59:53] That's it!

[02:59:54] Hehehehe!

[02:59:55] Hehehehe!

[02:59:56] Malpah!

[02:59:57] We're behind you.

[03:00:00] There's a guy!

[03:00:02] Let's go!

[03:00:03] Come on you guys!

[03:00:06] Oh.

[03:00:07] Good!

[03:00:08] Good!

[03:00:09] Time to loot.

[03:00:10] Honestly, I appreciate the looting, the looting is faster than this in the game, I'm stuck.

[03:00:22] Hey, what's the matter?

[03:00:28] Stop, God, saying help you are, Marci!

[03:00:32] Get back! Stop it! Get to three!

[03:00:36] So much for covers!

[03:00:48] How the fuck's that?

[03:00:50] How am I missing that guy?

[03:01:03] I think you'll be wanting this no more, friend.

[03:01:07] I'll win it.

[03:01:11] Four dollars.

[03:01:13] I'll make you shatter with that ring, boy!

[03:01:16] You sure put that bell in the bag?

[03:01:22] I see him!

[03:01:26] Well, clear, boys. Let's get over this bridge.

[03:01:33] Is there another guy back here?

[03:01:39] Give me all the loot!

[03:01:46] I almost killed myself.

[03:01:59] Damn, those father twins got themselves an orbit.

[03:02:02] Yeah, Russell is a profitable business,

[03:02:04] and they ain't sure about what'll happen to these days.

[03:02:07] That man break his back on the 12-hour battle

[03:02:10] for a way through, he's got four tracks.

[03:02:12] But the raiders can't pay him

[03:02:14] because those sons of bitches are robbing his cattle.

[03:02:16] Yep.

[03:02:17] They're gonna then finish us off with that.

[03:02:19] The marshal keeps jawing down.

[03:02:21] He's those sons of bitches.

[03:02:23] We've got to get to that ring.

[03:02:25] Don't just stand there.

[03:02:27] Don't just stand there!

[03:02:32] Keep moving, boys! Marshall's by himself!

[03:02:40] He's been giving him hell on the other side.

[03:02:42] That Marshall of yours sure doesn't seem to mind getting his hands dirty.

[03:02:45] Oh, he ain't afraid to pull the trigger, all right.

[03:02:47] And he's been after these wrestlers for a long time.

[03:02:51] He'll tell you he's all about the book.

[03:02:53] Let the judge decide a man's fate.

[03:02:57] Damn, I'm up to 60 bucks.

[03:03:02] Holy shit.

[03:03:07] I'm coming to reach this town.

[03:03:12] More rushes! Take them down!

[03:03:17] I'm going to be flying!

[03:03:18] I can't come?

[03:03:21] You're not dead most in here!

[03:03:24] Let's go push it forward!

[03:03:27] I have 67 dollars for my life.

[03:03:51] I haven't really felt a reason to use a...

[03:03:54] I really felt a reason to go out.

[03:03:57] You got him dead, I guess.

[03:04:06] You have to be closer?

[03:04:07] Yeah, but bro, you're dead on some item later than me.

[03:04:10] You're like a newbie.

[03:04:11] I didn't know, bro.

[03:04:24] I'll think I was hitting them this looks as good a spot as any gather around listen up

[03:04:39] let's try to be close to we are the less chance to have a make it a run for it it's time to

[03:04:47] to finally get them.

[03:04:59] These are the guys we're supposed to get.

[03:05:03] Oh!

[03:05:05] Get those thieving bastards!

[03:05:08] I accept there is a stealth mission.

[03:05:11] Oh my god, it was a stealth mission.

[03:05:14] Oh my god, no way it was a stealth mission.

[03:05:17] No way.

[03:05:19] Let's clear out my station once and for all!

[03:05:23] Move that hell out of here!

[03:05:26] You're a fucking nonsense!

[03:05:29] It's not what you wanted!

[03:05:31] You got one!

[03:05:38] You're making a big mistake, bitch!

[03:05:41] Cow!

[03:05:43] I

[03:06:13] What was that?

[03:06:15] What was that?

[03:06:19] Guys, what was that?

[03:06:25] Uh, I'm sorry, I'm like in shock right now.

[03:06:27] What was that?

[03:06:32] What was that?

[03:06:43] He knew the rest.

[03:06:45] I realized who was playing.

[03:06:47] Fuck.

[03:07:00] The leaflevator thing for the bits.

[03:07:02] Who mr. West Dickens the tonics merchants he was doing town last week oh

[03:07:09] An iconic and bat piss

[03:07:18] The cons housewives out of their money with promises of eternal youth yes Jim

[03:07:23] But I think you're being a little unfair

[03:07:25] He's helped a great many of the county and many of the town's folk are really missing him

[03:07:30] Hear that Marston

[03:07:31] We just butchered a gang of thieves and the town is up in arms about a missing snake little merchant.

[03:07:38] I'm so glad to be serving such a wise and respectable people. Come on Eli.

[03:08:01] 110 dollars!

[03:08:05] Damn, wait.

[03:08:07] I'm kinda rolling in it now.

[03:08:13] Damn.

[03:08:15] Persearch.

[03:08:17] Is it good now?

[03:08:19] Try one second.

[03:08:31] Me out.

[03:08:36] Oh shit, this music.

[03:08:39] Uh, can I mark on the...

[03:08:41] Let's go see Bonnie again.

[03:08:51] Look around the heads, there's loot.

[03:08:53] Let me turn around right now.

[03:09:01] And when this game apparently I can jump off the horse without falling if I'm going too

[03:09:13] fast.

[03:09:18] $11?

[03:09:31] Amazing.

[03:09:41] We are truly rolling in it.

[03:09:52] Alright.

[03:09:53] Time to get the fuck out of here.

[03:10:11] This is great music.

[03:10:14] Feels like way more cowboy-ish than a second name.

[03:10:20] I'll wait.

[03:10:22] See, there's some kind of...

[03:10:25] Get in!

[03:10:26] I'm just trying to send you...

[03:10:27] Oh, okay, okay.

[03:10:28] I don't need the stage of the visor.

[03:10:31] Farewell.

[03:10:33] Hey, you chicken-headed guy, you talkin' to me?

[03:10:44] What the fuck did I do?

[03:10:48] What was that for?

[03:10:49] Mr. Marston, I've been hearin' about your plans.

[03:10:53] Have you, Mr. Farland?

[03:10:54] Yes, from Lee Johnson, to settle here and build a life for yourself.

[03:10:58] Hey, what about his wife?

[03:10:59] I'm afraid those aren't my plans.

[03:11:01] See, I already have a life.

[03:11:04] Well, I had one, and I'm trying to reclaim it.

[03:11:07] Or maybe what you could say is that I had two,

[03:11:09] and I'm trying to end one of them so the other can survive.

[03:11:13] You do so love to talk in riddles, Mr. Marston.

[03:11:17] Do you do that?

[03:11:17] I wonder, is a substitute for having

[03:11:19] anything interesting to say?

[03:11:21] Probably, Mr. Farland.

[03:11:23] Oh, call me Bonnie, you fool.

[03:11:28] Call me Bonnie.

[03:11:29] by me this was Farland I'm married wasn't it I have a son I had a daughter but

[03:11:41] she died we had a daughter years before that I rode in the game we robbed banks

[03:11:46] your daughter's help people ransom we killed people we didn't like Bill

[03:11:52] Williamson today say that in Red Dead 2 oh after Red Dead 2 okay I don't capture

[03:11:57] my former brother-in-arms or John the daughter no I don't suppose any of this

[03:12:04] is very interesting to you but I hope it explains why I wasn't so eager to talk

[03:12:09] about it no I do understand I had no idea you poor man even in this new

[03:12:18] country memories don't really fade my father wasn't a literate scot born on

[03:12:25] boat into new york he never saw his homeland but to hear him talk about it

[03:12:31] you'd imagine he only ever ate haggis and wore a kill that's haggis and he hated the english

[03:12:37] black pudding stuff grandparents that he'd never met people don't forget nothing gets forgiven

[03:12:45] not cheap stomach ah comes to money and you know now after all his labors my father's deaths are

[03:12:53] They're still terrible.

[03:12:55] I worry every day about us losing the ranch.

[03:12:58] It would kill him.

[03:12:59] My father died when I was eight years old.

[03:13:03] His eyes were, well, let's just say

[03:13:06] he was blinded in a bar fight south of Chicago.

[03:13:10] My mother died during childbirth.

[03:13:13] She was a prostitute, and he was her, well,

[03:13:17] I don't know what he was.

[03:13:19] Damn.

[03:13:20] So I was sent off to an orphanage and ran away and fell in with a gang.

[03:13:26] My word.

[03:13:28] What a difficult life.

[03:13:29] Crazy from a dumping session.

[03:13:31] The leader of the gang told me how to read.

[03:13:33] He told me how to see all that was good.

[03:13:35] Dutch taught him how to read?

[03:13:36] He was a great man in a way.

[03:13:38] How about you kill people?

[03:13:40] Sure.

[03:13:41] And I've suffered for it.

[03:13:43] And that's the life I left.

[03:13:45] I tried to leave.

[03:13:47] You said too much, honey.

[03:13:49] I'm an uneducated killer.

[03:13:51] I sit here to do all I can do well.

[03:13:54] Kill a man in cold blood

[03:13:56] so that another man may do his part

[03:13:58] to cut crime in an area,

[03:14:00] and a rich man can be elected governor

[03:14:02] on the back of these promises.

[03:14:04] Civilization is a truly beautiful thing, Mr. Marston.

[03:14:08] Listen, can you help me?

[03:14:11] Well, I can try.

[03:14:13] What do you need, honey?

[03:14:15] No nothing so complicated. I need an extra hand to take out the herd to pass

[03:14:22] Sure point me in the right direction

[03:14:36] So where is this fucking wife

[03:14:45] Yeah!

[03:14:47] This sounds great!

[03:14:50] Learning to herd cows with Bonnie.

[03:14:53] Thank you for telling me all that back there.

[03:14:55] It must have been hard for you.

[03:14:57] I don't know if you understand now why I've been playing my cards for more than close to my chest.

[03:15:01] I didn't know you had a wife and child.

[03:15:03] Then again, I don't think I ever asked.

[03:15:05] Fuck you, Bonnie.

[03:15:06] I want you to have a man like you.

[03:15:08] I ain't so sure about that.

[03:15:09] Then again, don't think I ever asked.

[03:15:15] Yeah, she took my horse.

[03:15:19] I still haven't named.

[03:15:23] Whoa!

[03:15:27] Oh, I took her horse.

[03:15:31] Oh, oops, my bad.

[03:15:35] Get out of here!

[03:15:39] Whoa, whoa!

[03:15:41] Oh, Jesus.

[03:15:43] That's a downpour!

[03:15:44] Just come on!

[03:15:45] Yeah!

[03:15:47] Come on.

[03:15:48] Come on.

[03:15:49] Come on.

[03:15:50] Come on.

[03:15:51] Come on.

[03:15:52] Hey.

[03:15:53] Let's go.

[03:15:54] This way.

[03:15:55] We need to take them out to the pasture.

[03:15:57] This way.

[03:15:58] Get up.

[03:15:59] Get up.

[03:16:00] You asshole!

[03:16:01] This way.

[03:16:02] Get up.

[03:16:03] Get up.

[03:16:04] Get up.

[03:16:05] Get up.

[03:16:06] Get up.

[03:16:07] Get up.

[03:16:08] This way!

[03:16:18] Come on.

[03:16:20] Catch up with your friends.

[03:16:29] There you go.

[03:16:31] There you go.

[03:16:33] Alright, now we're hurting cattle!

[03:16:40] Hey, hey you!

[03:16:51] How did he deserve this entire herd out of the far past year for grazing?

[03:16:59] Hey, hey you!

[03:17:01] Not the- Hey!

[03:17:03] Hey!

[03:17:04] Where do you think you're going?

[03:17:09] You stick with the main word, I'll round these trackers up for you.

[03:17:12] Okay, I'm gonna make fun of you.

[03:17:15] Let's go!

[03:17:16] Come on!

[03:17:18] Huh!

[03:17:19] Come on!

[03:17:20] Come on!

[03:17:21] Stay with him!

[03:17:22] Keep that heart together, Mavis!

[03:17:27] Watch for the runner!

[03:17:28] This is like how boys really suppose to be.

[03:17:31] Help!

[03:17:32] Hold this!

[03:17:33] Keep the move!

[03:17:41] You're not bad with a hurry!

[03:17:43] My vision might be your true calling, Mr. Marston.

[03:17:46] Either that, or you were a cow at the past life.

[03:17:48] Thank you, Mr. Marston.

[03:17:50] I'll see you later.

[03:17:51] I have work to do back at the ranch.

[03:17:53] Yes, sir.

[03:17:53] Come on.

[03:17:54] Hey.

[03:18:01] Hell, yeah.

[03:18:02] You can see we're getting pretty

[03:18:03] where in the wilderness to choose the campsite from your satchel.

[03:18:06] Alright.

[03:18:13] Hee hee hee hee.

[03:18:23] Alright.

[03:18:28] All right, onto the next quest.

[03:18:38] Let's go to Nigel West Dickens.

[03:18:50] Are there different movies in this one?

[03:18:52] I kind of want to see another movie.

[03:18:58] I don't know if they repeat.

[03:19:00] Yes, oh thank god.

[03:19:02] I can't wait to consume all the fine cinemas in this game.

[03:19:06] I watched every single movie in Red Dead 2.

[03:19:08] Yo Nick, game 30, thanks for the 5 gifts, thank you.

[03:19:12] Thank you Nick.

[03:19:14] Thank you, that's so nice to do so much.

[03:19:16] Cool. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:19:18] Thank you, thank you.

[03:19:20] The bear- they were always playing the fucking bear!

[03:19:27] That was the most popular movie.

[03:19:29] Oh, shit.

[03:19:32] That was the whole fussy edge.

[03:19:38] Not great.

[03:19:43] I like the bear.

[03:19:46] The bear was okay, it was better than some of the other ones.

[03:19:49] Some of them, honestly, were not very good, in my opinion.

[03:19:56] They were not all bad.

[03:20:04] Not the best.

[03:20:09] Hey!

[03:20:10] That guy came flying out from around the corner.

[03:20:17] I hear gunshots are like crazy.

[03:20:27] No, I definitely hear gunshots, I just don't know where to find them.

[03:20:34] I don't have headphones in.

[03:20:37] I should probably order food for everything besides fast food foods.

[03:20:54] Holy shit!

[03:21:04] Holy shit!

[03:21:09] Do I fight them or?

[03:21:14] I'm doing it.

[03:21:23] Man, what was their problem?

[03:21:25] Now I'm gonna take all their stuff.

[03:21:27] What have you got for me?

[03:21:29] I didn't even do anything.

[03:21:31] I just rode my horse near them.

[03:21:35] Maybe they were committing some crimes and they thought I saw.

[03:21:39] Gonna pause them?

[03:21:41] Hey!

[03:21:43] Hey! Come here!

[03:21:49] I don't wanna kill it, it's kinda cute.

[03:21:51] This is kinda cute.

[03:21:53] Cool rat.

[03:21:56] Oh yeah, they were doing a robbery or something.

[03:21:59] For sure.

[03:22:01] Elyche, thank you for these six months!

[03:22:03] Welcome back!

[03:22:11] $15, not bad. Yeah, they were robbing for sure.

[03:22:14] I was literally minding my business too if they just didn't shoot at me.

[03:22:18] Come on!

[03:22:19] They would be alive right now.

[03:22:27] Uh, they were not very smart.

[03:22:34] Whoa!

[03:22:38] Excuse me!

[03:22:41] Excuse me sir, you need help?

[03:22:43] Mr. Eulife.

[03:22:45] Fuck a fuck. God damn it. Good heavens.

[03:22:49] Excuse me?

[03:22:50] I said, no, I'm not okay. Do I look like I'm okay?

[03:22:54] You look pretty good for a corpse. Praise be.

[03:22:59] Move up, mister.

[03:23:01] Time to get you to a doctor or an undertaker.

[03:23:04] Whichever you need once we get to town.

[03:23:06] Thank Peter. Open up them pearly gates.

[03:23:09] I'm coming home.

[03:23:11] I'm coming home.

[03:23:14] Let's walk with him.

[03:23:15] Come on, mister.

[03:23:16] Come on.

[03:23:17] No!

[03:23:21] Is it actually Hosea's VA?

[03:23:24] Uh, I don't know.

[03:23:25] It does need a fortesal with him.

[03:23:27] I'm bleeding like a bad-legged butchered hog.

[03:23:28] You'll be fine.

[03:23:29] Just focus.

[03:23:30] I feel like probably no, though.

[03:23:35] You better take the reins.

[03:23:36] I don't think I'm strong enough.

[03:23:38] I'm finished! Dunborn!

[03:23:43] Just sit up straight, will ya?

[03:23:52] Head for Armageddon, friend!

[03:23:57] Oh, shit!

[03:23:59] Oh, shit, why is this one more to die for?

[03:24:02] What is your name, friend?

[03:24:04] You're a good god!

[03:24:06] Out of the prime, damn him to the fire!

[03:24:09] Excuse me!

[03:24:09] How many outlaws can a man have?

[03:24:11] He knows! He knows God!

[03:24:13] You must have any mistake with somebody else, man.

[03:24:15] The father, twin and falton king!

[03:24:17] I know who you are!

[03:24:18] Good lord!

[03:24:20] Stop scouting us again!

[03:24:25] And a lot of God stick to the road!

[03:24:28] You're a kill!

[03:24:30] I'm trying to keep you safe, man.

[03:24:34] It looks like this shooting at nothing!

[03:24:36] I'm sorry, sir!

[03:24:38] We should've done nothing! I still could!

[03:24:40] What the hell happened to you, man?

[03:24:41] This guy's a rude old man.

[03:24:43] The scoundrels brought me flying and left me to die!

[03:24:46] I can see that.

[03:24:47] I'm taking an excuse.

[03:24:48] The fuck out of me?

[03:24:49] I'm a success!

[03:24:50] They see a man in a blanket so that this happens!

[03:24:53] He know who they were. No idea.

[03:24:56] I'm not the kind of man who has enemies.

[03:24:58] You didn't know. I give so much and still they take.

[03:25:01] We live in an uncivilized and graceless world, friend.

[03:25:05] Our makers are buddies that's human sometimes.

[03:25:07] Still, at least I met you and put Samaritan in Wilkes' clothes.

[03:25:12] I don't believe this anymore!

[03:25:14] I got his life!

[03:25:15] The class is getting lost!

[03:25:16] Please!

[03:25:17] Let's keep moving!

[03:25:20] Please!

[03:25:21] There's no time to lose!

[03:25:23] I can't see his face.

[03:25:30] What are you complaining about, man?

[03:25:35] There's him again!

[03:25:37] Faster, John! Faster!

[03:25:42] The guy is so creepy.

[03:25:46] Is that you?

[03:25:48] Oh my god, he can wait.

[03:25:51] I embrace you.

[03:25:53] For God's sake, man, you're gonna be fine.

[03:25:55] There's a deal in there.

[03:25:57] We're here. Stay with me.

[03:25:59] This is trouble.

[03:26:01] We're the devil, are we?

[03:26:03] Armadillo, we made it safe.

[03:26:05] You'll be happy to know.

[03:26:07] Thank you, sir.

[03:26:09] Thank you, your...

[03:26:11] A gentleman and a...

[03:26:13] A true man and a...

[03:26:15] Coming from you, I doubt that means much,

[03:26:17] but I appreciate the civility.

[03:26:19] I owe you sir and I always pay my debts

[03:26:25] Jesus, but if I die, I'm sorry for it. If not, I'll be your man for for let's get you fixed up first

[03:26:33] Then we'll decide what you're my man for

[03:26:35] fame plus 75 honor plus a hundred come back after 8 a.m. tonight listen bam okay come

[03:26:56] Come back after 8am.

[03:26:58] Sure.

[03:27:00] Where is he?

[03:27:02] For the four new Austin.

[03:27:04] They took my boy!

[03:27:06] My boy!

[03:27:08] Who did?

[03:27:10] He's missing.

[03:27:12] He's only a youngster. My boy is missing.

[03:27:14] Where? Who took him?

[03:27:16] Them people in the hills. Them hills near Hanging Rock. They took him.

[03:27:20] Can the police force help you?

[03:27:22] No.

[03:27:24] I can't even help themselves! Please, sir! My son is missing! I need your help!

[03:27:31] If I find him, I'll bring him back to you.

[03:27:36] The Search for the Boy by Aime Rock.

[03:27:41] Um... Chinese food, sushi, tacos...

[03:27:50] Um...

[03:27:51] So many options.

[03:27:55] I need to name this fucking horse.

[03:27:59] Come on!

[03:28:01] I need them bad.

[03:28:03] You've probably just passed a mark on the map to read his location and what's the simple

[03:28:09] question mark.

[03:28:11] Okay, up here.

[03:28:13] What the fuck?

[03:28:15] I'm just gonna work there.

[03:28:18] I'm just going to work there, I guess.

[03:28:25] Come on!

[03:28:30] Yo!

[03:28:32] Name it, this fucking horse.

[03:28:36] Rice bath, rice bath is good too.

[03:28:42] I feel like it's going to be something easy to say, to say.

[03:28:48] Cowshowers?

[03:28:51] Cowshowers.

[03:29:00] Maybe I should name it something related to cow.

[03:29:04] This says homage for the best horse ever who's now gone.

[03:29:11] How do you get up there?

[03:29:12] I might have to go around it up to the mountains I'm not sure.

[03:29:22] Oh hell yeah, this cow can hurt.

[03:29:35] Fuck, I called a cow.

[03:29:38] This horse can navigate terrain.

[03:29:43] Oh maybe it's a sign.

[03:29:54] Cow two.

[03:29:56] Okay fine, cow two.

[03:30:03] All right, cow two, let's go.

[03:30:09] So dumb.

[03:30:12] So dumb.

[03:30:13] Uh...

[03:30:14] Wait, so is the quest complete?

[03:30:19] Where do I turn it in?

[03:30:20] Is the lady still there?

[03:30:21] I guess we'll just go back to town.

[03:30:26] Let's go!

[03:30:33] Yo pecs man, thanks for six months.

[03:30:36] Bring it back to the room.

[03:30:46] Come on!

[03:30:47] Come on!

[03:30:48] How to reborn.

[03:30:49] Damn.

[03:30:50] How to reborn.

[03:30:51] Alright, that's pretty good.

[03:31:02] Alright, I'll just call it cow, but it's really cow two or cow junior.

[03:31:11] Cow two. Holy shit! Yo, Paragon!

[03:31:14] Paragon, thanks for one hundred yeeted subs.

[03:31:20] Oh my goodness.

[03:31:22] Thanks Paragon.

[03:31:24] W, you got big W's.

[03:31:26] Thank you Paragon.

[03:31:28] That's so nice.

[03:31:29] Thank you so much.

[03:31:31] Yeah, yeah, big hundo.

[03:31:33] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:31:36] Thank you so much.

[03:31:39] Thank you Paragon, thank you.

[03:31:43] Thank you.

[03:31:47] I hope everyone who needed a sub got one.

[03:31:52] Very generous. Thank you, Taylor, go on.

[03:31:56] Name the calf like a young cow.

[03:31:58] Zeppie, thanks for turning in once.

[03:32:00] Yeah, calf is cute too, but it just doesn't.

[03:32:03] It's not as satisfying to say as cow. You know what I mean?

[03:32:08] It's not the same.

[03:32:10] Why? What's happening?

[03:32:11] We've had this problem for months with this group of bandits

[03:32:14] who are getting drunk on murder and settlers.

[03:32:16] Last night, they went to a big place up near Ridgewood.

[03:32:19] They burnt the place down, killed the men,

[03:32:21] burned most of them alive, and raped the women.

[03:32:23] Oh, women folk then got their fruits.

[03:32:25] Oh, shit!

[03:32:26] One of them survived and walked in here this morning.

[03:32:28] Anyway, we got a posse gathering up near Ridgewood.

[03:32:32] Will you ride with us?

[03:32:35] All right.

[03:32:36] Thank you, John Marston.

[03:32:38] It's gonna be a bloody job.

[03:32:40] I don't think I know any other kind, sir.

[03:32:54] This big pole guy is kind of sus.

[03:32:57] He's got a really long seat of them standing back and drinking.

[03:33:02] Let's go!

[03:33:03] I

[03:33:10] Hear you

[03:33:15] Like

[03:33:18] His darling just helped a great thing

[03:33:24] If only you could carry him up this diarrhea of the mouth

[03:33:33] He's no more a scientist than I am a priest, but people can spend their hard-earned money however they please.

[03:33:39] He's certainly a character.

[03:33:40] They're West Dickens.

[03:33:42] I can't understand a gap they have already said.

[03:33:45] Hey, Marshal, see those cultures? Might just be a dead critter.

[03:33:49] Marshal, take a look. Eli, you too.

[03:33:55] No bell peppers.

[03:33:57] And should I get crab rangoons or soup on the bill if you can find crab rangoons or soup dumplings?

[03:34:09] Uh-oh.

[03:34:13] Ain't no survivors here, Marshall!

[03:34:16] Crab rangoons!

[03:34:20] Man, this don't look too good.

[03:34:27] Somebody was so busy killing people they went and dropped their gun

[03:34:48] Winchester repeater

[03:34:57] a bunch of weak men a pack of cowards is the most dangerous kind

[03:35:24] Some man is just going playing me.

[03:35:27] I think it's this land that makes them man.

[03:35:29] As much as the other way around.

[03:35:30] Men are born, and then they're born.

[03:35:33] At least that's how I see it.

[03:35:38] I can see more boats than you're left behind.

[03:35:41] Alright, let's go check it out.

[03:35:52] Oh no!

[03:35:54] More dead

[03:35:57] More dead body and the fire still smoke the scumbags must still be around come on

[03:36:04] I loot them

[03:36:16] Yeah, but I can't

[03:36:24] I

[03:36:27] Get for me

[03:36:32] I'm being punished for my sins

[03:36:44] I learned my lesson I swear

[03:36:50] I can loop

[03:36:54] It's called- It's called min-maxing, guys!

[03:36:58] But if the game provides a resource, there's dead bodies with $3 on them.

[03:37:03] But why- why not make it?

[03:37:05] But I didn't know if they would, for lootable or not.

[03:37:08] Now I know they would.

[03:37:13] But if they were lootable, y'all would not be lasting.

[03:37:19] So- so thorough.

[03:37:21] So thorough.

[03:37:24] Yeah, there's no survivors here, Marshal.

[03:37:35] Man, this'll look too good.

[03:37:44] It's fucked up.

[03:37:46] Somebody was so busy killing people, they went and dropped their gun.

[03:37:54] I will not greet out I will be a good cowboy

[03:38:08] Any number of people!

[03:38:10] Expecting now the words out where it's flinging up is counting!

[03:38:13] Between Walden's boys and the rustler, we've been spilling a lot of blood.

[03:38:16] Man gets more evil when he fronted scared.

[03:38:25] Kill a man the first time and it haunts you for days.

[03:38:27] Definitely not the one.

[03:38:28] He can't hunt soon and it don't haunt you no more at all.

[03:38:30] You still got a skewing time.

[03:38:32] Good bottle of hooch, you'll see that.

[03:38:38] Come on, let's take a look.

[03:38:48] Come on.

[03:38:56] Oh, slaughtered.

[03:38:57] Yeah, more dead body.

[03:38:58] And the fire's still smoking.

[03:38:59] Those scumbags must still be around.

[03:39:00] Come on.

[03:39:01] The scumbags must still be around.

[03:39:03] Come on!

[03:39:10] I would never lose the grip of innocent, pure, and ungrateful.

[03:39:13] Come on! Let's hurry!

[03:39:15] Son of a bitch!

[03:39:16] If you want to try to gang, you have laws!

[03:39:18] Arsh and...

[03:39:19] You have an all-like dag!

[03:39:20] Ever!

[03:39:21] I would never do something.

[03:39:22] At least, what am I?

[03:39:24] Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

[03:39:26] No matter how you dress it up.

[03:39:27] This is my life!

[03:39:28] Never, ever, ever, ever!

[03:39:29] I got a bad feeling about this.

[03:39:31] Let's search the area!

[03:39:38] Why did you search?

[03:39:40] Nobody's in the shed!

[03:39:42] I'm already in the shed.

[03:39:45] My apologies, officer.

[03:39:46] Help!

[03:39:48] Help!

[03:39:50] There you are.

[03:39:52] Come here.

[03:39:54] Come!

[03:39:59] Easy.

[03:40:01] Yeah, they really cannot crash.

[03:40:05] No one here!

[03:40:07] I'm gonna land an outhouse.

[03:40:11] Outhouse.

[03:40:21] That ain't right. No one was boarded up a barn like this.

[03:40:25] Come on guys, shoot that door open.

[03:40:31] oh oh my holy sweet mother of mercy

[03:40:45] you this is fucked up oh my god

[03:41:15] I'm just... I'm the guessing guy.

[03:41:30] I see him!

[03:41:37] I don't see him.

[03:41:42] Yee-haw!

[03:41:45] Oh shit.

[03:41:52] Yeah.

[03:41:53] I heard you.

[03:41:58] Let me loop you, sir.

[03:42:01] What the heck?

[03:42:03] Oh, well.

[03:42:06] Follow me!

[03:42:08] This is very important.

[03:42:11] I'm the goddamn law.

[03:42:14] Jake Paul's like useless. Man, do something.

[03:42:18] Somebody get you to have it at your set!

[03:42:24] Oh, God, one leg in the air. All cute like. Kicking his feet.

[03:42:39] Ain't you a pretty little thing?

[03:42:41] There's a deputy waiting for you in the shed out back make a run for it when it's clear

[03:42:53] There's one more moon in the house

[03:43:00] There'll be a deputy waiting for you they did unspeakable things

[03:43:04] Let's check up on the farmers all right mission accomplished, I guess

[03:43:21] Nice

[03:43:25] A lot of looting has been accomplished very proud of our very proud of us

[03:43:30] All right, 211 dollars, not bad, right?

[03:43:41] I hope try to escape into the south but then some robbers are chasing him down like wild dogs

[03:43:47] I thought you were supposed to protect us Marshall. You forgive men

[03:43:52] You ain't nothing

[03:43:53] You just a man on a government payroll taking money

[03:43:56] He's really upset

[03:43:59] What is wrong with this country?

[03:44:01] Not up men

[03:44:02] The man that kills the boss of that bunch gets fifty dollars. I didn't hit anyone on my mother

[03:44:08] Money, martial, these are people's lives, people's homes!

[03:44:16] Classic.

[03:44:17] Come on, they're gonna get away!

[03:44:19] Follow me, we can stealth here.

[03:44:26] Let's go.

[03:44:33] Let's get up, let's chase them down.

[03:44:35] Send them to the gallows.

[03:44:39] $15 of $1,000,000.

[03:45:05] time ago. Compared to mine, he's left me for dead the last two times I've seen him.

[03:45:10] I don't know about figure and we do pack. Is that somebody on the cliff?

[03:45:13] Oh, I wanted to hear them more of the word. You do just walk away now, John.

[03:45:18] I didn't kill you before, but I sure as shit will now!

[03:45:23] Bill! I'm down here, Bill.

[03:45:26] I know you ain't man enough to stop me.

[03:45:30] You know I don't want to kill you, but I will.

[03:45:34] You always did have a high opinion of yourself, John.

[03:45:39] Dutch always said you were an arrogant son of a bitch.

[03:45:42] No, he didn't.

[03:45:44] I guess he was about right.

[03:45:47] Get him, boys!

[03:45:48] Oh, God.

[03:45:51] Everybody, take cover.

[03:45:54] In that shed.

[03:45:55] Slowest commas getting off the horses ever.

[03:46:04] Get together and stay here. This is the best cover we got.

[03:46:19] You starting to reject this yet?

[03:46:31] Kill every last one of you!

[03:46:34] There's more on the way!

[03:47:04] I'm gonna shoot you!

[03:47:17] A lot of people to loot!

[03:47:19] Hey! Look what I got here!

[03:47:21] There's something that you're still breathing!

[03:47:26] Come on, Betty! Give!

[03:47:31] Normandyke!

[03:47:34] Please.

[03:47:35] Fuck.

[03:47:36] That's me again, buddy.

[03:47:38] Thanks for your help, John.

[03:47:41] Norman here is going to help us get the bill.

[03:47:43] Thanks, you Norman.

[03:47:45] Thank you, Mr. Dick.

[03:47:47] You're my de kind.

[03:47:49] Fuck you.

[03:47:51] Hog time.

[03:47:52] Let's get him to jail.

[03:47:55] We're out of the bill.

[03:47:58] Take big money.

[03:48:03] Big big money.

[03:48:07] Game 250.

[03:48:12] Alright.

[03:48:22] Give me the light.

[03:48:30] So much good stuff.

[03:48:33] What's the lip combo?

[03:48:36] I use um, what's it called?

[03:48:40] Um, the like, statue lip stain.

[03:48:47] And then I use a fucking, fucking, I have like a pink lip liner.

[03:49:00] Uh, Huda.

[03:49:04] Buted Tank, and then I just put a tinted lip balm on.

[03:49:09] Okay.

[03:49:11] Train.

[03:49:13] Uh, oh shit, I should turn in the purple quest I did, right, or just a new one.

[03:49:26] Oh

[03:49:56] Wait, did I fuck up?

[03:49:58] Wait, why'd my auto go down? I thought that they were harassing him.

[03:50:05] Uh...

[03:50:06] Apparently I was misled.

[03:50:09] I thought that they were bon-

[03:50:11] What? I'm WATCHED!

[03:50:13] WATCH!

[03:50:17] How's the- the wolves?

[03:50:20] Uh, you know what? That makes a lot of sense.

[03:50:26] I'm going right now that the cat...

[03:50:35] I seem to have done everything wrong.

[03:50:45] Keep running!

[03:50:47] I'm sure you'll fire plastic sheets here,

[03:50:50] to stop the loneliness.

[03:50:56] a posse is locating you they will rest or kill you once you can lose them

[03:51:03] we got the posse all right so if I find now I'm gonna launch track you step on

[03:51:09] track you down so you pay your debts to society

[03:51:13] I thought I was doing the right thing.

[03:51:20] I thought that guy was being chased by the guy on horses.

[03:51:33] I can't believe I fucked up so bad.

[03:51:37] I've got 80 dollars in debt already.

[03:51:40] That's a lot of corpses I need to look to make up for that.

[03:51:45] Oh my god.

[03:51:49] Devastating.

[03:51:53] Let's go!

[03:51:54] Absolutely devastating.

[03:51:58] Are the Cougars just a bull? I-I thought that the-

[03:52:01] I thought the Cougar was just doing its own thing! I don't know!

[03:52:05] I fucked up! I'm sorry!

[03:52:07] What do you- what do you want me to say?

[03:52:10] At this point, just double down and live a life of crime.

[03:52:17] Should I?

[03:52:20] Is it already too late for me?

[03:52:28] I'm nothing but a no good criminal and there's no other choice.

[03:52:32] Oh, it's so fucking over.

[03:52:38] It's so fucking over.

[03:52:43] Come on!

[03:52:45] You may not pay a bounty on your head from earlier crimes.

[03:52:48] We paid off the clear name, Lawman.

[03:52:50] Okay, um...

[03:52:54] Can I station across the lambs?

[03:52:55] Lawman, could you pay more money to the courts?

[03:53:02] Using a farm lotter to tell you we'll also clear your name without payment.

[03:53:05] Then you can find locations such as gang hideouts.

[03:53:09] Can't I just make a free plon?

[03:53:15] Uh, where did I first stop this?

[03:53:19] My food has been picked up.

[03:53:22] Yes!

[03:53:29] Excuse me?

[03:53:32] Hello sir I would like to pay my bounty as I'm responsible to count some

[03:53:42] murder

[03:53:47] easy I'm a free man

[03:53:53] Thank you for the 5!

[03:54:00] Thank you!

[03:54:01] Thanks, Anonymous!

[03:54:02] Wanted!

[03:54:03] Movan Bar!

[03:54:04] Thank you, Anonymous!

[03:54:05] Welcome to New Austin!

[03:54:06] United Towers, last seen near Mercer Station.

[03:54:07] Wait, is that, like, right next to where I am?

[03:54:14] Naitar's last senior Mercer station, but he's right next to where I am.

[03:54:21] Cow!

[03:54:24] Stinking hornb-

[03:54:26] What did he say? Did y'all just read that?

[03:54:30] Hello cow.

[03:54:33] What the fuck?

[03:54:36] I like that man.

[03:54:44] Mr. She's gone.

[03:54:49] Oh no.

[03:54:51] Who is?

[03:54:52] My wife. She's gone. She went out picking mushrooms in the hills near Hangin' Rock and they got her.

[03:55:00] The stories are true.

[03:55:02] What the police do about it?

[03:55:05] Oh, about as much as you'd expect. Made me feel out of form.

[03:55:12] Beryl ain't strong, but she's a good girl.

[03:55:17] I'll see what I can do.

[03:55:27] Let's search for the woman by Hanging Rock.

[03:55:30] But first, a movie!

[03:55:33] It's better not be the same movie, I'm gonna be so pissed.

[03:55:36] Careful!

[03:55:37] Take a care of my two dollars.

[03:55:42] It's the same movie, I'm pissed!

[03:55:52] How do I know when it's a different movie?

[03:55:57] You don't get to see what movie it is?

[03:56:03] Fuck my life.

[03:56:05] Okay.

[03:56:07] Let's go get this guy's wife. I feel bad for him.

[03:56:16] I'm sure his wife will be nice and safe.

[03:56:22] How? We gotta go.

[03:56:27] Yeah, let's reunite this guy with his wife.

[03:56:33] It's the right thing to do.

[03:56:39] Come on!

[03:56:41] Take his wife.

[03:56:43] No.

[03:56:45] We will do no such thing.

[03:56:48] Because John Marston is an honorable man.

[03:56:52] I wish it let you mark uh, the road but I guess they didn't add that till I did too.

[03:57:08] Why is it the same place as the other one?

[03:57:13] WIVE!

[03:57:16] WIVE!

[03:57:22] I don't know. This can't be right. Search for clues.

[03:57:43] I'm going to overcheck that the chair is off.

[03:57:46] How's it going wait yo master cool thanks for the three months

[03:57:53] So like

[03:57:56] This is wife just dead this is like the exact same thing that happened to the woman son or whatever the other one was

[03:58:02] It's the same place, too

[03:58:06] So they're all just being kidnapped and chopped up up here in this area

[03:58:16] I'm not seeing more purple.

[03:58:23] Well, I do kind of suspect that his wife might not be coming back, unfortunately.

[03:58:38] I don't know.

[03:58:40] Well, let's go see if Bonnie's up, I guess.

[03:58:50] Is that poor guy?

[03:58:52] It's so high!

[03:58:55] But did you check for loot? No.

[03:58:58] But if I could have, I wouldn't.

[03:59:02] It wasn't an option.

[03:59:10] You're shooting.

[03:59:32] Now all they left us are arms.

[03:59:35] That's fucked up.

[03:59:37] That's some evil evil shit. Where's the rest of her? Maybe she got eaten by, uh, eyeballs?

[03:59:47] I don't know. She's on though. Uh, there's a stranger. I guess I should grab it.

[03:59:59] Hello, sir.

[04:00:04] Well, howdy.

[04:00:05] Howdy.

[04:00:06] Excuse me, friend.

[04:00:07] What if I rest up at your campus bell?

[04:00:09] That'd be my pleasure.

[04:00:11] A man needs a break from this desiccated land.

[04:00:14] Thank you, mister.

[04:00:17] Say, what's that stick you got there?

[04:00:20] Oh.

[04:00:21] Y'all ain't never seen a dowsing rod before, mister.

[04:00:24] Never seen a man summing the water up.

[04:00:27] Man, summon the water up from the bare earth, uh, Mr, uh...

[04:00:31] Marston.

[04:00:32] Ah!

[04:00:33] No, can't say I have.

[04:00:36] It's water you're looking for.

[04:00:38] Throwin' that lake over there.

[04:00:40] Oh, there ain't nothin' wrong with Lake Don Julio.

[04:00:43] Nothin' wrong with it, but we lack the fancy irrigation equipment you folks have back east,

[04:00:50] so...

[04:00:52] Man needs a wellspring on his proper tie to ranch here.

[04:00:55] Proper tie.

[04:00:56] Yeah, well, you know just last week I was over at old Pleasant's house. I think I may have found something but

[04:01:03] Old Coot that owns the place threatening to call the law down on me, so

[04:01:09] People act funny around strange men with sticks. They sure do damn fools

[04:01:15] Bet you don't even know how much water is running underneath his proper time

[04:01:19] You want me to tell him?

[04:01:21] My coat's here!

[04:01:23] You know what?

[04:01:24] Ain't that stupid, mister?

[04:01:25] And I can tell.

[04:01:26] I'll tell you what.

[04:01:27] Why don't you go get the old man to sell us his proper top for a small piton's?

[04:01:31] Then I can find a source of the water.

[04:01:33] Build us a proper well-spread.

[04:01:37] Maybe I will.

[04:01:38] Well, alright then.

[04:01:46] This is Pleasant's house.

[04:01:47] Okay, I'm gonna go grab...

[04:01:49] My Chinese food. I'll be right back.

[04:02:19] I got the crab rangoons and the Singapore noodles.

[04:02:47] They're so delicious, they're so delicious that I can't wait.

[04:03:16] Yes, I asked for um, no vegetables this time cause I just felt like, didn't feel like doing

[04:03:28] all that today, you know.

[04:03:36] I usually like the vegetables but I don't know.

[04:03:42] I just got swiss sauce on the W key on my keyboard.

[04:03:57] So is there no auto ride in this game?

[04:04:00] No.

[04:04:01] That's not.

[04:04:02] That was a nice part of our Red Dead 2.

[04:04:09] I'll hit it once the cutscene starts with Wani.

[04:04:20] They're pretty close.

[04:04:23] Oh, why'd it go?

[04:04:26] Why'd it go?

[04:04:28] Wani and RT end their island streams.

[04:04:30] Is it over?

[04:04:31] I guess I really I thought it was like I'm

[04:04:39] Oh, it's way for our

[04:05:01] I want time for that

[04:05:20] Well, hello, mr. Marston, how are you fine? Thank you. I was bad. Thank you. She got a man

[04:05:27] Oh, it's her dad.

[04:05:28] John Marston, this is my father.

[04:05:30] Hello, Mr. McFarland.

[04:05:32] Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Marston.

[04:05:34] Please.

[04:05:37] So, my daughter informs me that you're here on some secret mission

[04:05:44] to remove some undesirables from the county.

[04:05:47] Something like that.

[04:05:50] I'm grateful for the hospitality, sir.

[04:05:53] Now, you know, we've lived here for 30 years now.

[04:05:56] Came here from the east.

[04:05:59] Land had never been settled.

[04:06:02] For 10 years, we've fought the Indians, tough men.

[04:06:07] Then we had outlaws, then we had drought,

[04:06:10] then we had smallpox, terrible winters, cholera.

[04:06:15] I buried more of my children than I raised.

[04:06:18] Oh, sorry to hear that, sir.

[04:06:21] I've seen strong men wither and die under that unforgiving sun

[04:06:26] That hole herds cattle

[04:06:28] Take sick and die

[04:06:30] But I've never once doubted my life here

[04:06:33] No, sir

[04:06:35] Everyone this game just probably dumps like someone else doesn't have a life

[04:06:40] sending out agents to know about John's daughter

[04:06:44] And control people then I start to worry. I mean yeah, all right Williamson is a menace

[04:06:51] And men like him are the plague.

[04:06:54] But isn't a government agent a worse menace?

[04:06:56] And all that symbolizes a me.

[04:06:59] You may be right, sir.

[04:07:02] Well, you're a brave man.

[04:07:05] You're always gonna be welcome here.

[04:07:09] But you tell your friends out east that

[04:07:12] we don't want to live like that out here.

[04:07:14] Sneaking around and spying and secret missions.

[04:07:19] It's preposterous.

[04:07:21] Trust me, sir.

[04:07:23] I agree with you.

[04:07:25] Good.

[04:07:27] Well, we won't insult you any further.

[04:07:31] Come on, Bonnie, we've got things to do.

[04:07:33] Mr. Marston, do you want to join us?

[04:07:35] It's Daddy's favorite pastime.

[04:07:37] Who's apart from political discourse, that is.

[04:07:39] What is?

[04:07:40] He's probably like what?

[04:07:41] Breaking in horse.

[04:07:42] Bonnie, stop.

[04:07:43] Come on.

[04:07:44] I hear you're a pretty decent rider.

[04:07:46] We're a city dweller, that is.

[04:07:52] So, is Bonnie single then?

[04:08:01] You're gonna need this, Mr. Marston.

[04:08:04] Oh, a lasso.

[04:08:08] Let's see if we can put that new lasso of yours to good use.

[04:08:11] That ranch hand said there's a pack of wild horses nearby.

[04:08:16] I'm never replacing this horse, unless there's another cow horse than maybe I'll think about

[04:08:24] it, maybe.

[04:08:26] Unless the horse dies, then I have no choice.

[04:08:33] You sure have some interesting theories on what the government's doing, sir?

[04:08:36] Ain't theories, Mr. Marston?

[04:08:38] I saw the telegram Marshall got from Blackwater.

[04:08:41] It ain't exactly a state secret, has it, ya?

[04:08:44] Well, is he wrong?

[04:08:45] all those men from the train.

[04:08:47] Government can go to health, you ask me.

[04:08:49] Yeah.

[04:08:49] Those sons of bitches can steal a coin off a dead man's

[04:08:52] arm.

[04:08:52] Yeah!

[04:08:53] Mr. Martin.

[04:08:53] I would also do that, but, uh.

[04:08:55] Now, I don't know much about politics.

[04:08:58] Please, Paul, can we just end up in a pot?

[04:08:59] But I know that we're only as free as they say we are.

[04:09:02] The power's like a drink.

[04:09:03] The more you have, the more you want.

[04:09:05] There's few men who can count it.

[04:09:07] There's certain things in this country a woman could do much

[04:09:10] better if you ask me.

[04:09:11] I ain't going to argue with that, Mr. McFarland.

[04:09:14] Holy Feminist John!

[04:09:33] There they are! Let's get after them!

[04:09:35] Roast one! We'll bring you down together!

[04:09:38] Let's go!

[04:09:40] Any fouls? Any fouls?

[04:09:42] You're gonna use that rope or not!

[04:09:46] Come on! That's good!

[04:09:48] Hold on, Rocky! Don't lose him!

[04:09:54] Come on! Let's go!

[04:09:55] This is not going nowhere!

[04:09:57] Thank you!

[04:09:58] Jesus! Come on, baby!

[04:10:00] Son of a-

[04:10:01] What?!

[04:10:04] This don't fit together!

[04:10:05] You're doing it!

[04:10:06] Ah! Ah!

[04:10:07] Come on!

[04:10:08] Get in together!

[04:10:10] down

[04:10:26] Hey, take it from here. You get back on your own horse. I think that's an effective no-time-relaxing. I'll take this one back to the ranch

[04:10:35] Now that's it, let's go another wallporn.

[04:10:40] Come on!

[04:10:47] Now the wall!

[04:10:54] Now the wall!

[04:10:58] Relax now!

[04:10:59] And leave it!

[04:11:05] You can do it.

[04:11:07] Yo-ish, thank you so much.

[04:11:09] You're mine now!

[04:11:11] Whoa-ho!

[04:11:21] Hey!

[04:11:23] You gotta beat it out of your hand!

[04:11:29] What's that for, bro?

[04:11:35] Let's get back to Grand!

[04:11:39] I'm home!

[04:11:41] I like your father!

[04:11:42] I'm glad! He's quite a character!

[04:11:45] You have a good life here!

[04:11:46] You're the life I want!

[04:11:48] For me and my family, I'm neat.

[04:11:49] We don't have a lot anymore!

[04:11:51] You have enough!

[04:11:52] It's one that gets so many folks in trouble!

[04:11:54] Where is his bed?

[04:11:55] It'll set your spirit!

[04:11:56] Thank you, poor!

[04:11:57] I don't want it to...

[04:11:58] Then it's thief's head, later, so I know.

[04:12:00] I know better not to sleep!

[04:12:01] And after an honest day's work.

[04:12:03] I wonder you look so tired, Devin.

[04:12:06] Well done, Mr. Marston.

[04:12:08] These are fine horses.

[04:12:10] Hey, Bonnie, Amos was saying some horses

[04:12:13] have been spotted somewhere outside of Armadela.

[04:12:16] Let's go, Mr. Marston.

[04:12:18] We can really do with those horses.

[04:12:24] Come on, Mr. Marston. Let's go.

[04:12:26] More horses!

[04:12:28] Come on.

[04:12:30] Tell me why you were never married aside from the snobbery that is

[04:12:38] I'm just surprised that's all

[04:12:52] Here and there

[04:13:00] Where'd you get your heirs and graces, Mr. Farland?

[04:13:04] From a couple of chief governesses, Paul Harder to Davis from me and Savages.

[04:13:08] I'd like to talk about more than just cattle and chickens sometimes, that's all.

[04:13:12] And after my brother left, it was up to me to become the man of the ranch.

[04:13:16] Oh, she's the man of the ranch.

[04:13:18] She's the man of the ranch.

[04:13:20] You're worth two of any man, I know, Miss.

[04:13:22] I'll try to take that as a compliment.

[04:13:24] compliment

[04:13:27] One a man up many ways

[04:13:30] Like you mr. Farland

[04:13:33] She's always been a woman in a man's world. You don't talk about her very much. It's kind of painful

[04:13:39] But she's never break up again. There's no way

[04:13:44] No way she left him again

[04:13:49] I swear to fucking god if they grew up again

[04:13:54] Let's trap the complicated, where it narrows. We'll trap them there.

[04:14:00] There's no way. There's no way.

[04:14:05] Yo, Dinky, thanks for 30 months.

[04:14:08] You're welcome.

[04:14:11] Come on.

[04:14:24] Wait for my signal, but don't let go horses out of your back.

[04:14:27] I know you are miss.

[04:14:33] Time to the canyon.

[04:14:36] Let's go.

[04:14:42] Whoa there.

[04:14:44] Come on horses.

[04:14:46] Now this game is a real cowboy simulator.

[04:14:55] It's not like red debt too.

[04:14:57] Where you go get drunk at the bar.

[04:15:00] It's funny.

[04:15:01] Come on, easy out there.

[04:15:02] Come on, easy out there.

[04:15:09] Heard in horses, heard in cows.

[04:15:18] Oh shit.

[04:15:24] Oh shit.

[04:15:29] Oh Alex, new star thanks for six months.

[04:15:34] Looks like we got the lot of them.

[04:15:39] What magnificent animals they are.

[04:15:42] What?

[04:15:44] They're getting away.

[04:15:45] Chase them down.

[04:15:46] Bring them back.

[04:15:48] Come on.

[04:15:50] Oh! Excuse me.

[04:16:08] Come on, you're going to work.

[04:16:17] Damn, he's fast.

[04:16:50] Come on.

[04:16:54] Daddy!

[04:16:55] I'm always catching up.

[04:17:04] Whoa!

[04:17:05] Relax now.

[04:17:06] Relax now.

[04:17:07] Stay with him.

[04:17:10] Oh my God, he's trying to pull me into the cactus.

[04:17:13] I can't see!

[04:17:14] It's all right.

[04:17:15] It's your damn horse.

[04:17:16] That's it.

[04:17:20] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:17:24] Oh cow!

[04:17:32] Now.

[04:17:33] Yeah.

[04:17:45] Whoa.

[04:17:49] Thanks for your help today, Mr. Marston.

[04:17:51] No problem, Bono.

[04:17:52] We got some fine horses.

[04:17:54] You know, why don't you keep that styeing as your own?

[04:17:57] As a thank you from all of us.

[04:17:58] Thank you, ma'am.

[04:18:00] He's a fine ant.

[04:18:01] Oh, the cow!

[04:18:06] Oh, the cow!

[04:18:17] This one's better.

[04:18:23] Is it talking sad words?

[04:18:24] This is a cow tree.

[04:18:31] You know how many of these are available to purchase from stores.

[04:18:35] Uh, okay.

[04:18:37] Shall we do...

[04:18:38] Oh wait.

[04:18:40] Purple quest.

[04:18:41] Water and honesty.

[04:18:42] Alright, I guess we'll have that way.

[04:18:48] Yo, Ian!

[04:18:49] Thanks for the Prime!

[04:18:50] Welcome!

[04:18:51] I think he's insane, they're fighting over here.

[04:18:59] Which one's the Striker Hunter?

[04:19:11] Well, he died, but apparently I get the map, so...

[04:19:21] I think I got the map.

[04:19:31] Oh, I have two horses now!

[04:19:44] I'm sorry, Carl!

[04:19:47] You were the original horse, but apparently this one's better.

[04:19:50] So what am I supposed to do?

[04:19:53] Check the treasure map?

[04:20:03] I'm gonna try to look at the treasure somewhere new Austin.

[04:20:06] We're searching the treasure map from the kit menu.

[04:20:09] We challenge the law for war to become a legend of the West.

[04:20:13] Okay.

[04:20:14] I literally wasn't even spik- Did cow just kill the new horse?

[04:20:43] He's dead!

[04:20:57] How the fuck?

[04:21:03] I swear I was not even spamming A. Well now we know who the superior powers are

[04:21:10] I'm never doing that again what the fuck

[04:21:34] Bro, how long I'm gonna tell Bonnie that the horse died instantly?

[04:21:43] Yeah, hopefully Bonnie doesn't ask about the horse.

[04:21:52] Goddamn.

[04:21:54] Not very good.

[04:21:58] Are you skinned?

[04:21:59] What am I going to do?

[04:22:00] Just leave it there?

[04:22:01] You have to loop the horse.

[04:22:02] Just like any other thing.

[04:22:03] Hello, sir.

[04:22:04] Howdy, friend.

[04:22:05] I didn't know anyone lived out here.

[04:22:08] Whoa!

[04:22:09] Just like any other, any other thing.

[04:22:16] Hello sir.

[04:22:19] Howdy friend.

[04:22:21] I didn't know anyone lived out here.

[04:22:25] Whoa, chill.

[04:22:27] Now you can't rob the place now can ya?

[04:22:31] Now get.

[04:22:33] Friendly old bastard, ain't ya?

[04:22:35] I don't need me no friends.

[04:22:37] We don't need me no friends, friend.

[04:22:41] We all need friends, old timer.

[04:22:43] We die alone, but we live among men.

[04:22:50] You know, I was interested in moving out this way

[04:22:53] with my family.

[04:22:55] Would you be willing to sell me a parcel of land?

[04:22:57] We wouldn't even have to speak or nothing.

[04:23:01] Man's too dry for farming.

[04:23:02] Bennett's run all the cattle around.

[04:23:04] Why do you want this land?

[04:23:06] I guess I'd just like the scenery.

[04:23:10] Well, I don't know.

[04:23:12] Maybe for $200 I could give you the business land,

[04:23:14] find myself a place up in Blackwater.

[04:23:19] Although I never could stand the people down there.

[04:23:22] No, sir.

[04:23:27] Make up your mind, I ain't got all day.

[04:23:32] I mean, I guess.

[04:23:35] That's like all my money.

[04:23:36] Okay. I'll take it.

[04:23:40] Here you go then, partner.

[04:23:42] Good luck out here.

[04:23:54] $15.

[04:24:01] A broke boy.

[04:24:05] I think the wife's gonna like this place.

[04:24:26] Ow!

[04:24:32] Let's TP to Armadillo.

[04:25:05] I can tell you with no uncertainty that miracle cures are no laughing matter I

[04:25:26] I bet you good I learned about this guy in the movie

[04:25:30] This guy's evil. He doesn't know how to see you. How he been keeping

[04:25:37] Mr. West Dickens

[04:25:39] Nigel West Dickens of East cheap London new way to leave New York and on the bill on New Austin

[04:25:44] At my service at my service

[04:25:48] Everyone's service at the service of science out knowledge of life

[04:25:53] Uh, how are your wounds?

[04:25:56] Oh, oh, much, much better.

[04:25:59] But then, hey, would be.

[04:26:01] Would be?

[04:26:03] I know a cure for all ailments, Mr. Marsden.

[04:26:07] Ah, I'm sure you do.

[04:26:09] Guys, wacko.

[04:26:11] I'm sure for just $2 an ounce, I could live forever.

[04:26:14] Oh, but for you, sir, I'd do a bulk discount rate of $195 an ounce,

[04:26:19] 195 an ounce as long as you buy a hundred ounces or more. That's a lot of immortality

[04:26:25] Give it up old man. That's mr. West Dickens to you boy

[04:26:30] Give it up old man

[04:26:36] Listen Marston

[04:26:38] I'm broke

[04:26:39] But this stuff is good. It works

[04:26:43] I need a healthy young man like you

[04:26:45] Heh heh, come along and let's ride over to my newest customer at Ridgewood and I'll explain while we go

[04:26:56] Okay

[04:27:00] To Ridgewood Farm, sick ya media, wait us! Hold the life of a wandering slave of souls!

[04:27:06] I

[04:27:12] Have to drive your wagon to

[04:27:36] My dear boy, it is you who is callable, if I may be so bold, for heeding such an ill-informed scum of dirt.

[04:27:42] I swore a win to the horse with the collar.

[04:27:44] I have been blessed to begin the language, and for that I will not apologize.

[04:27:49] But the rest of the lickers speak to themselves.

[04:27:53] If my comic is such a shit, how do you explain the fine deckle in which you find me?

[04:27:59] The last time you saw me, I was knocking the death door.

[04:28:02] You should thank the doctor for that.

[04:28:04] I'd reckoned you were acting it up worse than it was.

[04:28:06] That's my cat, John.

[04:28:08] The more a human simple fellow there is, the better man.

[04:28:12] And so shall you be there, Diago, or Casio.

[04:28:16] I don't like to stay out of this.

[04:28:18] The showman's in God.

[04:28:20] The flourish of the fatherhood.

[04:28:22] We are a complicated competitive marketplace.

[04:28:25] Power cutters must stand out.

[04:28:27] And how does this involve me?

[04:28:29] We're going to use your God-given talents, our advantage.

[04:28:35] I'm really starting to regret this.

[04:28:37] I'll take you off of the Altsman's Brickwurst.

[04:28:39] That way, if you want to prove that you can't get it,

[04:28:41] what can I set up?

[04:28:43] Sergeant Nancho will be in the crowd

[04:28:45] and sure to perform eventually.

[04:28:47] I will call you out to try my kind.

[04:28:49] And with Stolen Virtues,

[04:28:51] I will have you form a few pieces

[04:28:53] of the most amazing and impressive thing.

[04:28:57] I don't like the sound of this.

[04:29:27] Alright, showtime!

[04:29:29] Showtime, ladies and gentlemen!

[04:29:37] That time we had some, right?

[04:29:43] Now!

[04:29:46] I thought I might just literally right here.

[04:29:48] I thought I'd have to go farther.

[04:29:50] Damn, it could be raining during this show too!

[04:29:57] of springs gather round gather round do you suffer from rheumatism the bagel acute

[04:30:05] chronic sciatic neurologic or inflammatory pain well I represent the

[04:30:12] only company that makes the genuine article that cures headache neuralgia

[04:30:19] Isn't it crazy that I got a new horse?

[04:30:21] And it died because it got hit by a cow?

[04:30:24] No less than like two minutes later.

[04:30:27] It's a sign.

[04:30:49] You sir, come up here, step right up!

[04:30:56] Come on, don't do it, don't hope this guy's dead.

[04:30:59] Ladies and gentlemen, pay close attention. This poor wretched volunteer entirely unknown to me will demonstrate the effects of Dr. Westick's own patent tonic.

[04:31:11] Be you a cowpoke or athlete, this practice elixir developed with the wisdom of the east

[04:31:20] keeps the muscles supple and relaxes the cords, it loosens the joints and gives a feeling of

[04:31:24] youth and vigor to the whole system.

[04:31:27] Not possible I hear you say, well, doubt no longer.

[04:31:31] Faith can move mountains, but I ask not for faith.

[04:31:34] I am a man of science and today science will be vindicated.

[04:31:41] Your eyesight is greatly improved. Is that not so, friend?

[04:31:46] If you say so, that's right it is. You heard him.

[04:31:50] What a good sport you are, sir. Now, gaze over yonder at that porch.

[04:31:55] If you squint, you may just be able to make out the skull that's hanging there.

[04:32:02] Yep.

[04:32:03] Go ahead, friend.

[04:32:04] Shoot that skull and demonstrate the miraculous eyesight you know.

[04:32:09] Oh, is this?

[04:32:10] Is someone's poor skull?

[04:32:14] Blue-ass doctor.

[04:32:17] Wait, where is it?

[04:32:19] Oh, it's...

[04:32:22] Shoot the skull, stranger!

[04:32:24] SHUT UP!

[04:32:25] The eyesight of an e-game.

[04:32:27] Granted by imbibing Dr. Westick and his own Patton Todrick.

[04:32:32] Anybody can make that shot.

[04:32:34] This man is a fraud!

[04:32:36] Give me your eyes, you damn shark. Why don't you try shooting my hat out of the air?

[04:32:41] Uh-oh. My friends, our test case has been challenged to shoot a gentleman's hat out of the sky above our heads.

[04:32:48] Take it slowly. But you ain't fooling me.

[04:32:52] Right. Let's just see how sharp you is with a moving target.

[04:32:57] I gotta pull out the dead eye for this one.

[04:33:00] You're more crooked than a snake than a kid!

[04:33:07] How do I ever see you such a guy?

[04:33:18] Behold the power of the sky!

[04:33:21] Hey! Hey! What? You think you can put a hole in a man's hat?

[04:33:26] But you told me to!

[04:33:28] Now they ain't gonna work like that right here.

[04:33:31] Come on! Are you a man or not?

[04:33:33] A challenge of battle has been offered to our volunteers.

[04:33:37] What's the battle all about? Come in!

[04:33:43] Come on! Let's make this quick!

[04:33:47] Ain't this fun?

[04:33:48] Get out of here!

[04:33:51] I'm putting you down!

[04:33:52] Halt!

[04:33:55] You've got some-

[04:33:56] Oh, Harty, I got a standing bean.

[04:33:58] I rip your face off!

[04:34:03] Nehal the miracle honey!

[04:34:08] You're going down!

[04:34:10] We playin' Marquise Queen Bear Room!

[04:34:13] Watch it bitch!

[04:34:15] There it is! Skeptic Sages Santers! Irrefutable Proof!

[04:34:21] Do not let this opportunity pass you by!

[04:34:25] Look he's over there! Go get him!

[04:34:27] Oh, shit!

[04:34:38] No one's gonna...

[04:34:43] No one's gonna buy the medicine now.

[04:34:51] Oh my god, no, they're all buying it!

[04:34:57] Where are you going?

[04:34:58] Oh, I want a bottle.

[04:34:59] You can't be here a bottle.

[04:35:00] I want one of them.

[04:35:01] One of them is a bottle.

[04:35:02] You don't want to know Harman.

[04:35:03] You're trying one bottle, I suppose.

[04:35:07] Well, I think that went kind of well, don't you?

[04:35:10] I'm just glad that my normal job involves

[04:35:12] either chasing after cattle or murderers.

[04:35:15] Not to like to see you, mister.

[04:35:17] Don't be like that.

[04:35:18] Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to say my goodbyes.

[04:35:22] Head on back to the real world.

[04:35:25] Wait, sir.

[04:35:26] I've been thinking about your predicament.

[04:35:28] And I think I may have an idea.

[04:35:30] I've been thinking I could be your cunning Odysseus.

[04:35:34] You are the Greek's burying gift, sir.

[04:35:37] Williamson has got to beware.

[04:35:38] We will make them into Trojans.

[04:35:40] I don't write the gifts.

[04:35:41] What is he talking about?

[04:35:42] I should go and see my old friend, Seth.

[04:35:45] He can come across as a little curious.

[04:35:47] But I'm sure you two will get on.

[04:35:50] He's a most often-founded poots chapel.

[04:35:52] He's very devout.

[04:35:55] Why see him because between him and me, we can get those gates to open for you and you can walk right in just like in Homer's great troaching yard.

[04:36:05] Hmm

[04:36:20] All right

[04:36:23] Seth and armadillo or Bonnie

[04:36:27] Let's go see Bonnie again, I guess

[04:36:35] What?

[04:36:46] Stop.

[04:37:05] Let's get the fuck out of here.

[04:37:12] Come on.

[04:37:17] Get him in there.

[04:37:25] Come on.

[04:37:30] Come on! Come on! Let's go! Get them in there! Come on! Come on!

[04:37:35] Amos!

[04:37:36] Hey, Miss, I got most of the horses secure and the chickens.

[04:37:40] Well, thank you, Amos, but it's the herd I'm worried about.

[04:37:42] I know. They're scattered all over the valley and beyond. The weather is coming in real fast.

[04:37:47] So what do you suggest, Amos? We leave the herd out there to be scattered by the storm

[04:37:50] and ourselves left here to die without a livelihood?

[04:37:53] Can I help?

[04:37:54] No, Miss. If the men get caught out in that storm, they're gonna die.

[04:37:57] And if we lose our herd, we'll all die, you stupid man.

[04:38:00] Doesn't sound like we're left with much of a choice then.

[04:38:02] Come on, Amos. Round up your men. Let's get the herd.

[04:38:05] Dang.

[04:38:06] More cowboying?

[04:38:08] Sorry, my voice is so cracking so much.

[04:38:11] Let's go. We don't have much time.

[04:38:13] Come on.

[04:38:14] Easy.

[04:38:21] That's bad. I don't look good.

[04:38:22] I'm trying to think of somebody up there who's conspiring against me.

[04:38:25] against me are you a religious man not any real sense sometimes I tell myself

[04:38:31] things happen for a reason like what brought me here was they come a call

[04:38:34] it nobody made my path for me we all need to look friends with somewhere some

[04:38:39] in big old look others in big old bottles of whiskey believe it in some kind of

[04:38:43] divine purpose ain't gonna give me my wife and kid if she didn't let him get me

[04:38:47] she we are mr. Farland there ain't no change in that

[04:38:50] She fucking left him again.

[04:38:52] We have two herds out, raising in different pastures.

[04:38:55] We'll need to merge them and fall back.

[04:38:57] I think we can handle that.

[04:38:58] It's not going to get real ornery in bad weather.

[04:39:00] I understand.

[04:39:01] But I'll show you how to deal with them.

[04:39:03] But like, then why would you marry him?

[04:39:05] It's going to be hard, shout-

[04:39:06] A guy who murders people!

[04:39:08] Come on, bully!

[04:39:09] And then get mad when he's like, leaving the harvest ship.

[04:39:14] What the hell are you talking about?

[04:39:16] What are you looking about?

[04:39:20] Look out!

[04:39:24] Woo! Woo!

[04:39:27] Let's take them over to the other herd. We'll try to drive them all back to the ranch together.

[04:39:34] Come on! I can't do this all by myself in this weather!

[04:39:37] I'm doing it!

[04:39:38] The weather came fast down here! This storm came out of nowhere!

[04:39:42] Hey, come back.

[04:39:49] Come on.

[04:39:56] Yo, I cry during sex.

[04:40:06] Thank you for these three years.

[04:40:11] That's his name!

[04:40:22] Well, her.

[04:40:23] But I don't know.

[04:40:24] I don't think that.

[04:40:25] Thanks for three years!

[04:40:26] There's some fun!

[04:40:27] There's boots!

[04:40:28] We have to stop and stand waiting!

[04:40:29] Oh my god!

[04:40:30] They're running for the cliff!

[04:40:31] No!

[04:40:32] Oh my god, they're running for the cliff!

[04:40:42] No!

[04:40:43] Stop!

[04:40:44] They're trying to kill me so hard.

[04:40:53] Oh

[04:41:23] Get back! Get back to the herds!

[04:41:34] Oh my god, he's coming out.

[04:41:39] Stop running to the cliff.

[04:41:43] Oh

[04:42:09] They keep trying to go to the clip

[04:42:13] What's one of them taught our eyes?

[04:42:17] And heading straight for the mountains.

[04:42:21] But why?

[04:42:24] I'm getting out of all of them! Let's get them back to Grimm before this weather gets any worse!

[04:42:28] Come back! We need your help!

[04:42:31] Let's go, guys.

[04:42:34] I think I just I lost five of the cows

[04:43:20] Get it together!

[04:43:27] Okay, I'm missing three of the cows.

[04:43:38] Those are the ones that fell off the farm.

[04:44:06] Guys!

[04:44:08] I want to go back to being Arthur Morgan and stupid people.

[04:44:18] Three of them actually just ran them straight off the cliff.

[04:44:29] Actually, just random straight off the cliff.

[04:44:32] Come on!

[04:44:34] Like you're so scared of playing, you have to hurt yourself.

[04:44:38] Yeah, makes sense.

[04:44:46] You saved the herd back there.

[04:44:48] You might make a decent rancher one day.

[04:44:50] Thank you, Miss McFarland.

[04:44:53] Yah!

[04:44:59] Plus 18 cows. Easy.

[04:45:06] Alright, let's see what else Mawdy does.

[04:45:21] Excuse me, Mr. Marston. Have you seen my father anywhere?

[04:45:24] No.

[04:45:25] He went out this morning to ride the land and was supposed to be back hours ago.

[04:45:29] I don't know. The ranch hands have been out looking, but so far they found nothing.

[04:45:34] Well, come on, let's go look for him.

[04:45:37] Come on, let's see if we can find the old goat.

[04:45:48] Come on, come on!

[04:45:50] Where'd he go?

[04:45:50] I've got a bad feeling about this, it's not like him to be away for so long.

[04:45:56] Don't worry, we'll find him.

[04:45:58] He's not as young as he used to be. What if he's hurt himself?

[04:46:01] Your father can still handle himself just fine, Mr. Farland. He's built like an oaf.

[04:46:06] You're probably right, but I can't help worrying. He's all I've got.

[04:46:13] Come on, boy!

[04:46:14] Don't you have any brothers or sisters, Miss McFarland?

[04:46:17] I had six brothers, but five of them died.

[04:46:20] He got the sickness of the foolish voices.

[04:46:23] And the other one, thanks for taking me.

[04:46:24] He left for the Easton, never came back.

[04:46:26] Must be getting on for ten years ago now.

[04:46:28] He's a high and mighty banker in New York,

[04:46:31] according to his last letter.

[04:46:32] He should be here helping you and your pa.

[04:46:34] I don't want his help.

[04:46:36] He can live his life any way he wants.

[04:46:38] But when I see those city-fellows coming in on the railway,

[04:46:41] all dressed up like a sore toe,

[04:46:43] I'm scared a little for his soul.

[04:46:45] He switched his saddle for a tie, and that's fine.

[04:46:48] I just never met a man in a tie I could trust.

[04:46:53] Who's that over there?

[04:46:56] I met him ties that bad. I like ties.

[04:47:03] Easy now! Daddy!

[04:47:05] Oh, no.

[04:47:06] Nothing nice.

[04:47:07] Wrestlers, I guess.

[04:47:09] Maybe they have baller twins that bunch.

[04:47:11] And you head back to the ranch right now and fetch your wagon.

[04:47:14] Yes, sir.

[04:47:15] Marsha, you can watch after her.

[04:47:17] I'll do that, sir.

[04:47:21] Kia!

[04:47:21] Oh, my head's so hot.

[04:47:23] Fuck it, it's you.

[04:47:29] Bad idea to put up right now.

[04:47:32] What could have happened to those poor men?

[04:47:34] And the horses were dead, too.

[04:47:35] I think we should get back there as soon as we can.

[04:47:38] Who could have done something like that?

[04:47:40] Bill!

[04:47:40] Your boss doesn't have an idea who it was.

[04:47:42] Let's just do what he said and get the wagon.

[04:47:48] So, damn, Rufflers, I've got a good mind to head over to Pike's basement myself.

[04:47:52] I don't think that's a good idea.

[04:47:54] And you're no better. How many men have you killed?

[04:47:56] Do you really want to know?

[04:47:58] It's disgusting.

[04:48:00] You never met the men I killed.

[04:48:02] I heard the way you talked about that gangie grin.

[04:48:04] Like there was some twisted morality to what you did.

[04:48:07] We all have a code.

[04:48:09] It's so real.

[04:48:10] Yeah, it's all with the code.

[04:48:11] Fuck Micah, fuck Bill, fuck Duff.

[04:48:13] Now, what a weird romance.

[04:48:14] Oh my god!

[04:48:14] The fire's on fire!

[04:48:15] Oh shit!

[04:48:16] It's on fire!

[04:48:19] Holy shit!

[04:48:20] That's a huge fire.

[04:48:24] Uh-oh.

[04:48:26] Good shot, you better.

[04:48:28] We got it!

[04:48:29] It's on fire!

[04:48:32] Come on!

[04:48:34] There's no way he is through the front!

[04:48:37] Get a move on!

[04:48:39] Why are we trying to get someone's side I

[04:48:53] Missed it like there's something the horses. Oh shit. Oh fuck now. We got to free the horses, right? Oh

[04:49:02] God I hear them

[04:49:09] Stop by to get their horses down!

[04:49:16] Oh, that's what I thought about that.

[04:49:22] Get out of the way!

[04:49:35] Oh, god.

[04:49:40] Now, free the damn horses!

[04:49:47] How the fuck did the barge have some fire, though?

[04:49:50] Damn, it's locked up inside! Now let's take the horses!

[04:49:53] Oh

[04:50:23] You sure know how to handle yourself, thanks, Marston.

[04:50:42] Yes, John, thanks.

[04:50:43] Well, you saved the ranch.

[04:50:45] If you'll excuse me, I've got chores to attend to.

[04:50:48] You know, fire rescue guy, thanks for two months.

[04:50:51] Sincerely, John.

[04:50:52] Thank you.

[04:50:53] One too much, Semi.

[04:50:54] No.

[04:50:55] I feel like goodness, McFarland.

[04:50:56] Sorry about all the damage.

[04:50:58] That gang seems to really want you out of here.

[04:51:01] Yeah, well, my father fought Indians.

[04:51:04] I scared to think we're going to be frightened by some white trash.

[04:51:08] White trash can be pretty frightening.

[04:51:10] Well, they don't frighten me.

[04:51:12] Yeah.

[04:51:13] John, my family owes you a great joy.

[04:51:18] Joy, Melodia, thank you for the crime.

[04:51:21] Thank you, Joy.

[04:51:23] All I ask of you is this.

[04:51:25] Guys, how- is my voice still that bad to you guys?

[04:51:29] Cause to me it still sounds horrible, but I don't know if other people notice.

[04:51:33] Of course, Mr. Marston.

[04:51:36] It'd be my pleasure.

[04:51:39] Um, it's not that bad, okay.

[04:51:42] Well, you get some very coarse-

[04:51:46] I've gotta go see how my father's been right now.

[04:51:51] I don't know what to do with it.

[04:51:58] Oh, my arm is increasing.

[04:52:07] Jobs in town's paid twice as much.

[04:52:09] One more shot.

[04:52:10] Fuck yeah.

[04:52:11] Okay.

[04:52:12] Um, go back to the Marshal.

[04:52:15] We're set.

[04:52:16] Okay, so we gotta go to Armadillo.

[04:52:19] Get your ass over here!

[04:52:26] Alright, come on, come on!

[04:52:32] Right outside out of camp.

[04:52:37] Now we're no more cowboy now, honestly.

[04:52:43] I have not enjoyed the cowboy quest so far.

[04:52:46] Every time I go to visit Bonnie, I'm like, I wonder how she's doing. She saved my life.

[04:52:51] She puts me to work. She puts me to work for her ranch.

[04:52:56] But I mean, I guess it makes sense. You know, I over my life.

[04:53:16] Leave Abigail and marry her.

[04:53:32] You have to do what John wants, you know, and clearly what John wants is to make up with

[04:53:37] Abigail for like the 17th time.

[04:53:39] Surely this time she won't do anything.

[04:53:43] Hello?

[04:53:44] Hello?

[04:53:47] Everything all right, madam?

[04:53:48] It's miss...

[04:53:50] Oh!

[04:53:52] Oh, let me look at you.

[04:53:55] My gentlemen caller.

[04:53:57] What do you remind me?

[04:53:59] No, the fire hand was patiently subbed.

[04:54:02] Welcome.

[04:54:03] I don't think so.

[04:54:04] Thank you, fire hand.

[04:54:05] Where is that man?

[04:54:07] We'll be late for the ceremony.

[04:54:10] He must still be at the saloon in Al-Maghillo.

[04:54:13] talking to the musicians. He's such a fine man. Must be making things right for me, as usual.

[04:54:22] Well, I know you're going, man. I'm sure your Peter will be just fine.

[04:54:26] He nibbled my ankle again.

[04:54:27] Wait, I beg you. Would you possibly go fetch him for me? This was meant to be my perfect day.

[04:54:37] Please, something must have happened. I can't bear it.

[04:54:47] So you want me to go find your Peter so you can have a perfect death?

[04:54:51] Yes, she is.

[04:54:52] Yes.

[04:54:53] Lay in the house.

[04:54:54] Yo, APOC Loco, thank you for the five.

[04:54:56] So what can I do?

[04:54:57] Thank you. Oh, an Oaf? Thank you for the five.

[04:54:59] Thank you, guys.

[04:55:01] Thank you, Oaf and Loco.

[04:55:03] Thank you very much.

[04:55:05] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:55:07] Help!

[04:55:11] Okay, I see you.

[04:55:21] Oh, jeez.

[04:55:25] Whatcha doin', bud?

[04:55:31] Excuse me, are you Seth?

[04:55:33] who are you my friend of mr. west Dickens my name is Marston John Marston

[04:55:40] goodbye John Marston it's been a great pleasure I need your help Seth we need

[04:55:48] your help me and mr. west Dickens let me be frank for one second partner I hate

[04:55:53] people it was people who got me in this mess in the first place what mess look

[04:55:59] Look at me! Look! Scramming around, looking for maps, half insane.

[04:56:04] I ain't washed in six months.

[04:56:05] Yeah!

[04:56:06] My mind's going...

[04:56:09] What happened?

[04:56:11] What happened?

[04:56:12] Stinky.

[04:56:13] My partner.

[04:56:14] He stole half my map.

[04:56:16] I never would have done that to him.

[04:56:18] Never!

[04:56:19] Look at me.

[04:56:22] Who did this to you?

[04:56:23] My partner.

[04:56:24] My boy.

[04:56:25] My man.

[04:56:26] I don't have the facility to tell you what I would have done for that man.

[04:56:31] I really don't.

[04:56:32] Then what I would do to him now?

[04:56:35] Why?

[04:56:36] Because he stole half my goddamn map.

[04:56:39] And what map's that then?

[04:56:41] The map, partner.

[04:56:42] The map.

[04:56:43] The map that tells me where it is.

[04:56:46] Well, what is, friend?

[04:56:48] I ain't telling you that.

[04:56:50] I ain't.

[04:56:51] Don't make me tell, partner.

[04:56:53] Don't make me tell, partner.

[04:56:57] He's mine! He's not all mine!

[04:56:59] Sure.

[04:57:01] Where's this Moses now?

[04:57:08] He's at Benedict Point.

[04:57:10] We've all got him, Lord Xumin.

[04:57:13] Some people, they feel differently.

[04:57:17] Now, Moses, and me, are the same.

[04:57:22] What's he gonna say?

[04:57:28] Well, come on, Seth.

[04:57:32] Let's go see Moses, get you a map back.

[04:57:35] Then maybe you'll help me.

[04:57:41] All right, partner. Let's go.

[04:57:44] Come on, man, partner!

[04:57:53] Yeah!

[04:57:55] That's crazy, but I guess we're going on a quest with them.

[04:58:01] How can you sink that low, digging up graves and living from the dead?

[04:58:06] Hi, hypocrites! The whole damn laudia! Are you saying it's better to steal from the living?

[04:58:11] They're corpses! They don't care, gun!

[04:58:13] These people have been laid to rest.

[04:58:15] You don't know nothing.

[04:58:16] I talked to them long after they've been forgotten by every other fellow.

[04:58:19] I tell them it's all right to be scared and alone.

[04:58:22] I embrace them when they're stinking and rotten.

[04:58:24] I met some sick bastards in my time, Seth.

[04:58:27] Do you? You're special.

[04:58:29] Focus cold and heartless all their lives.

[04:58:31] To me, they get warmer when they're actually cold and heartless.

[04:58:35] Surely that makes sense to even you.

[04:58:37] Not exactly, it don't.

[04:58:38] Are we really living anyway?

[04:58:40] Do you exist outside my mind?

[04:58:42] Maybe we'll both have the same dream and when we wake up, we'll die.

[04:58:46] I certainly seem to be in some kind of nightmare.

[04:58:52] They did a good job with the, uh, dialogue in this game.

[04:58:58] How do you-

[04:58:59] How do you look in the cave?

[04:59:00] How do you be a crazy person, unless you're crazy yourself?

[04:59:03] What'd you say?

[04:59:04] I didn't say nothing.

[04:59:05] No!

[04:59:06] I just heard you say something.

[04:59:07] You're a crazy man.

[04:59:08] You should get that handle of that.

[04:59:09] I need someone who can get away.

[04:59:11] Someone who can get a wagon inside for a mercenary was told you could help me, but I'm not sure you even know what day it is.

[04:59:17] I don't. I can't even tell you what year it is.

[04:59:20] I knew this was a waste of time.

[04:59:22] So, you want to go after Bill Williams, do you?

[04:59:25] You know Bill?

[04:59:26] Oh yes. I'm mad William said on the geek, all them boys. Sometimes they call me on when they get some special job needs doing.

[04:59:34] I got a reputation as a man who do things most out of failure as well.

[04:59:38] Now, that I can believe.

[04:59:40] I reckon you can get in there, no bother.

[04:59:42] Assuming you help me find this map, that is.

[04:59:48] Probably a map or something.

[04:59:50] Really? What the fuck is that?

[04:59:59] What's so important about this map?

[05:00:01] Nothing much.

[05:00:02] Just unimaginable riches,

[05:00:04] and such like a spark of hope

[05:00:06] that lit a rage in fire I can't put out.

[05:00:09] I thought as much.

[05:00:11] Another treasure hunter losing everything in the search for nothing.

[05:00:14] Oh, I lost it all, partner.

[05:00:15] My wife, my children, my business, good readers to them all.

[05:00:20] I don't eat, I don't sleep, I don't wash, and I don't care.

[05:00:23] I know.

[05:00:24] I could smell you from here.

[05:00:26] It used to be about the money, but now I don't know who I am no more.

[05:00:29] I see myself, but it's like I'm looking at somebody else.

[05:00:33] Only it's me, you know?

[05:00:34] Maybe it's time you moved on.

[05:00:36] No way I can stop now.

[05:00:38] It's taking me over there's no difference between night and day just darkness. I want to see the sunshine again

[05:00:48] Really crazy really really crazy moment and come up with a plan

[05:00:54] Big big stinker

[05:00:56] As far as I know Moses is being held in that check. There's a couple of deputies keeping guard outside

[05:01:02] Can you distract him so I can sneak in for a quick parley with that son of a bitch?

[05:01:08] I'm sure I can think of something.

[05:01:32] Leave them away from the shack and out of sight. Somewhere out past that hill.

[05:01:40] Okay.

[05:01:48] I steal a horse.

[05:01:53] I walk the horse that's right in front of them.

[05:01:58] Gentlemen?

[05:01:59] This is one god-awful assang.

[05:02:02] Don't you let me figure out that for you!

[05:02:08] Let's go!

[05:02:14] Right now I'm gonna have to pay twenty dollars for this plot.

[05:02:25] Come on!

[05:02:26] I stole that shit right in front of their eyes.

[05:02:36] No fucks given.

[05:02:37] Now your maids on your head.

[05:02:40] Yeah, you're maids on your head.

[05:02:52] Come on, come on!

[05:02:53] I still am not supposed to be the bounty tutorial, but I already killed two guys, so I wasn't

[05:02:59] supposed to kill earlier, so I already learned about that.

[05:03:04] Hurry up, I need to go find that bag!

[05:03:09] Good job getting rid of them clowns.

[05:03:14] Now keep an eye out in case they come back.

[05:03:19] Moses? Oh, Moses! You got a visitor!

[05:03:28] Oh my God, Seth. They arrested me. It weren't my fault.

[05:03:35] Get the hell away from me get that slippery bastard. I need him alive though

[05:04:02] Let me go I'm begging you

[05:04:05] Just name your price

[05:04:14] Set itself his own mother what?

[05:04:26] We'll split it between us just me and you

[05:04:35] Moses, you son of a bitch! Where's my damn map?

[05:04:40] Damn yourself, damn yourself!

[05:04:42] You've always been a twisty little freak. I ain't telling you shit.

[05:04:47] Then I'm gonna cut you piece by piece.

[05:04:52] Until you find your tongue.

[05:04:55] Friend, this man's gone crazy in the sun.

[05:04:57] I suggest you take my advice and start talking.

[05:05:00] Shut up, Marson! I want to cut into a bonafide man's flesh.

[05:05:03] He's a freak, he needs to be stopped.

[05:05:10] rest it's it on fellow's rest get away from me once and for all

[05:05:15] I'm glad a damn shame I was starting to enjoy myself I think you got pissed

[05:05:25] yourself Moses why is John helping this guy those deputies went and put a bounty

[05:05:33] on your head best we clear it now don't need the law on our backs I don't have

[05:05:38] no money but I'm better than dead bombs real boy here take you learned it for

[05:05:42] help me with the Moses come on we can pay it off in the telegraph hop best we

[05:05:51] deal with this now mr. I got a pardon letter

[05:06:08] Crazy man!

[05:06:09] Here, I've been given a part.

[05:06:11] Don't count on horse staff.

[05:06:12] Fresh start!

[05:06:13] Don't do nothing foolish now!

[05:06:16] The body was found near Gatwick Bridge.

[05:06:19] Inferior...

[05:06:22] So, mister, thanks for your help!

[05:06:26] Don't worry yourself with thanks, Seth.

[05:06:28] Just help me when I come ask you.

[05:06:30] No problem, mister!

[05:06:31] Hi, weirdo.

[05:06:38] And so famous.

[05:06:47] Another quest here.

[05:06:57] My my, take a look at you.

[05:07:02] Will you take a look at you?

[05:07:04] You look like you've seen trouble, mister, enough for a hundred men.

[05:07:08] Trouble has a way of finding me, mister.

[05:07:10] Do I like the sound of that?

[05:07:12] Do I ever like the sound of that?

[05:07:15] Trouble, that capital T.

[05:07:17] That's just capital.

[05:07:19] Whatever you say.

[05:07:21] Cold, tough, but with a heart of gold.

[05:07:25] The cowboy sings his bone like a dog whose bone is made of wood.

[05:07:32] Excuse me.

[05:07:34] Nothing. I was just writing my next piece.

[05:07:38] I've been sent out here to provide a little frontier of what-a-v for the ladies back east.

[05:07:43] He's bent my ankle again.

[05:07:45] I don't understand what you're saying, Mr.

[05:07:47] Yeah, my mom felt the same way.

[05:07:49] And now she wrote me out of her will and there's no hope for any of us.

[05:07:52] Jimmy Saint, sir, at your disposal.

[05:07:56] But, uh, please don't dispose of me just yet.

[05:08:00] What are you doing out here, Jimmy?

[05:08:03] Capturing the spirit of the West for a monthly back east.

[05:08:09] Yeah, I'm, uh, sending them my oh-so-witty and oh-so pertinent misses,

[05:08:14] and getting myself a little prize in the bargain.

[05:08:17] So it's action I'm after,

[05:08:19] after an action I'm gonna find two wild men, cheap women, guns, that sort of thing.

[05:08:28] Well, you have fun.

[05:08:32] Fun?

[05:08:33] I'm gonna have the time of my life, sport.

[05:08:36] I tell you, this is the time of my little old life.

[05:08:43] man journal entry added. Okay. Alright. Um, Angel West Dickens, Marshall, I guess

[05:08:57] since we're out here might as well go up to Nigel and keep you back to town. Help! Get

[05:09:03] Get your ass over here, boy!

[05:09:10] Good bye!

[05:09:33] Anyway, as I was saying, we ride!

[05:09:38] I fucking forgot about the horse.

[05:09:41] Stamina meter, my bad.

[05:09:48] My bad.

[05:09:49] Come on!

[05:09:51] Hey, you see me?

[05:09:53] Get out of here! I'm trying to get out of here!

[05:09:55] I'm trying to survive!

[05:10:01] Hey!

[05:10:03] Cow!

[05:10:05] You won't get away with this!

[05:10:09] Dude!

[05:10:11] I'm trying to steal cow for me, piece of shit.

[05:10:14] Are you okay, cow?

[05:10:16] Don't worry girl, I'll never let that happen to you again.

[05:10:22] No more rides to strangers anymore.

[05:10:26] No more.

[05:10:27] Did I cry in the Red Devreduction 2?

[05:10:36] I think yeah I did.

[05:10:38] I did.

[05:10:39] I was so fucking sad.

[05:10:43] I cried twice actually.

[05:10:50] It was very good though.

[05:10:53] Very good game.

[05:11:00] Oh, Arthur.

[05:11:05] I'm still thinking about it.

[05:11:11] He hated himself so much... uh... versus that?

[05:11:19] What's here?

[05:11:21] Can I hit the horse or something?

[05:11:30] Come back in 5am and 10pm.

[05:11:33] Ugh!

[05:11:36] I don't want to go camp, I guess.

[05:11:40] Sleep.

[05:11:50] Who stopped from X-Mission 33 saying, where's my hug?

[05:11:56] What?

[05:11:59] What?

[05:12:03] What? You didn't say that, would you?

[05:12:10] Good night.

[05:12:17] What was that bark?

[05:12:30] What the fuck was that bark?

[05:12:37] I can't even do it because my thorn is still fucked up.

[05:12:46] What the fuck was that?

[05:12:50] Oh

[05:13:05] Mr. Marston, how are you sir? I'm all right. I met up with your friend Seth. Oh

[05:13:13] Seth at the dead yes

[05:13:15] Interesting fellow. You don't meet many men these days with the moral fortitude to cut straight to the chase like that, do you?

[05:13:24] Thankfully not, Mr. West Dickens.

[05:13:26] Yes, Mr. West Dickens.

[05:13:28] Sorry to use remarkably harsh on professional exhumers, but did you know that in ancient Egypt,

[05:13:34] it was an art form valued more highly than literature?

[05:13:37] I believe Seth comes from that school of thought.

[05:13:40] How very interesting. Look, you thought any more about our plan?

[05:13:44] Ah, your plan, dear boy. Your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the harvester of wisdom.

[05:13:53] What you are, dear boy, is the man whose life I've saved twice now.

[05:13:59] Aga.

[05:14:00] A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people.

[05:14:02] Oh shit, you go up on him, Don! Call him out!

[05:14:05] I won't think twice about the fact that he's bought through his skull. Feeding to the vultures myself.

[05:14:10] You see mr. Marston you have the exterior of a violet man, but the soul of an angel and that is what I think I cherish most about you

[05:14:21] That's what I thought

[05:14:23] But before we can attain

[05:14:26] Problems better you're here. We need some extra lubricant guys. Look the machinery of business and this being

[05:14:37] America

[05:14:38] That lubricant with which we concern ourselves. Oh, it's so late. How do you know it's now?

[05:14:45] There's a better email for every occasion. Oh

[05:14:49] We need weapons

[05:14:52] Armor plate for the wagon

[05:14:54] extra hands

[05:14:56] and I

[05:14:59] Need some danger money

[05:15:02] Let's sell some more of these cure

[05:15:04] sell yours around here do you want to see me laced no the sport of kings racing

[05:15:13] my friend the sport of all the merchandise no more activity without

[05:15:18] reproach exactly the kind of activity where a lying cheating degenerate like

[05:15:27] myself can prosper at least he's honest now let's finish the loading and we'll

[05:15:32] discuss it as we drive. Abigail would not fuck with this.

[05:15:47] It's gonna make me ride and ride and just standing there with me.

[05:15:52] Never mind. I get to just sit there.

[05:15:56] So is he going to talk or should I just skip?

[05:16:26] Oh, my dear boy, nobody is going to get a couple of fingers and drop it.

[05:16:31] It's a matter of his ways.

[05:16:32] What are you talking about?

[05:16:33] Come on now, John.

[05:16:35] I've heard about it through.

[05:16:36] You spent your life robbing these boys a little,

[05:16:39] inappropriately taking the borrow high ground down.

[05:16:43] I had a courtesy to put a gun in their face.

[05:16:46] Whatever helps you sleep easily at night.

[05:16:48] We stole from those who had too much.

[05:16:50] Try to get to those who had too little.

[05:16:52] It probably would with spurs.

[05:16:54] Uh-oh, Roman, you're expecting to leave that coffee cart in the city?

[05:16:58] I'll have the fortune to be able to feed my notorious life behind your name and work on the government's dime.

[05:17:05] Don't talk about things you don't understand!

[05:17:08] Dear, dear, simmer down, my boy!

[05:17:11] You need to start appreciating your friends more!

[05:17:13] Folks around here don't see you as any different from Bill Ramsey!

[05:17:17] Don't bring me in with Bill!

[05:17:19] Well, dig up the dead, that's all!

[05:17:21] That piece of shit!

[05:17:22] I need your collaboration to meet the success that I can help you, set me up, its business, nothing more, nothing less. There's no need for a white soul in person. That's me.

[05:17:36] How do you like Bill?

[05:17:39] I liked Bill in Red Dead Redemption 2 before he threw Arthur and John away to fucking

[05:17:47] cuddle up to the touch of all people and like the of all people.

[05:17:52] Now I hate Bill.

[05:17:53] I hate him.

[05:17:54] He's such a single hell.

[05:17:55] Fuck you, Bill.

[05:17:56] I think I forgot to know.

[05:17:57] I did like Bill.

[05:17:58] I did like Bill. I thought he was cool because he looked like Penta, because Penta's cool, but fuck Bill, Bill's a piece of shit.

[05:18:10] Fuck him! I hate you, Bill!

[05:18:14] Here we are!

[05:18:15] I hope you die in the game!

[05:18:28] I'm about to go crazy here.

[05:18:41] Time to drive!

[05:18:58] Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

[05:19:09] The other racers will call to be this ball fight. Okay, no killing anyone. Got it.

[05:19:16] What the hell?

[05:19:18] I'm sure I can manage that.

[05:19:20] Yeah!

[05:19:28] Alright, let's get ourselves a nice lead.

[05:19:33] Motherfuck's sake!

[05:19:34] Ride straight!

[05:19:35] AHHHHHHH!

[05:19:44] A slender is about it.

[05:19:47] Quick to get.

[05:19:58] Get out of the road!

[05:20:05] I seem to have taken the long way.

[05:20:16] Well, I'm gonna get the map and I'll see if that works or not, where I was supposed to do it.

[05:20:28] You ain't never making it to the end!

[05:20:32] Yes I am! Fuck you!

[05:20:34] Do you guys believe in me in the coming first place?

[05:20:46] I've got a nice small way to get to the bottom of the lake.

[05:21:11] I've got a nice small weed.

[05:21:16] As long as I don't throw it, I'll get this in the bag.

[05:21:21] I'll take care of this car for Mr. West Dickens.

[05:21:47] Oh, God.

[05:21:48] You can just repeat a history retreat.

[05:21:55] Right.

[05:21:56] Let's remove ourselves from the stage

[05:21:58] before somebody decides they want their money back.

[05:22:00] Right by me.

[05:22:01] Listen to that.

[05:22:02] Fantastic.

[05:22:03] The tears of the crowd.

[05:22:04] The thunder of the wheels.

[05:22:06] Falling rocks.

[05:22:07] Power shot.

[05:22:08] Radiant.

[05:22:09] Oh, come on, John.

[05:22:11] Even a cold-hearted listener like you

[05:22:13] must have found that just.

[05:22:15] I mean, it's so ready now.

[05:22:17] Not the thrilliest, Bob Johnnie.

[05:22:19] They take the racing very seriously.

[05:22:21] This part and your participation

[05:22:24] must not entirely be approved.

[05:22:28] That was clear.

[05:22:29] Ah, sportsy, born heartache.

[05:22:33] The guilty pleasures of mankind since the dawn of time.

[05:22:37] Get away from the mill.

[05:22:38] We just swindled before you started waxing too little.

[05:22:41] Yes, yes, sir. Of course.

[05:22:45] I'm not bald, I'm just wearing a weave!

[05:23:02] Well done sir, well done.

[05:23:04] Having you as a ringer has netted us a fine profit.

[05:23:07] We seem to be wasting time old man.

[05:23:09] Oh patience my friend.

[05:23:11] The Trojan horse cannot run before it can walk, if you'll forgive the metaphor.

[05:23:15] Next, we need to procure some grand and overwhelming firepower.

[05:23:19] And for that, you need to contact an old friend of mine.

[05:23:22] He goes by the name of Irish.

[05:23:24] Irish?

[05:23:25] Yes, he's an interesting kind of fellow,

[05:23:27] and he usually can be found in Armadillo or some other town around here

[05:23:31] on some Bakavalli and Rebel or such.

[05:23:34] Great. An alcoholic arms dealer.

[05:23:37] What could be better?

[05:23:39] Sounds great.

[05:23:41] An alcoholic arm dealer.

[05:23:46] Hell yeah.

[05:23:51] Alright, where's he now?

[05:23:54] Oh, so many options.

[05:23:55] Irish is there, Marshall.

[05:23:58] Nigel again, Seth.

[05:24:02] I don't like that Seth guy very much.

[05:24:05] He kind of scares me.

[05:24:07] So many options.

[05:24:09] Oh, what do y'all want to do?

[05:24:14] I'm thinking the Irish and Marshalls, you know, see some new people.

[05:24:21] So, see the stinky guy?

[05:24:27] Oh, hell no.

[05:24:30] I'm too close to taking camp.

[05:24:38] Let's go to Armadillo.

[05:24:43] Alright, I'm going to use the restroom real quick.

[05:24:54] I

[05:25:24] What's that?

[05:25:48] My horses got rustling, they've been under me!

[05:25:54] What's it all coming down to?

[05:25:57] I'm thinking the whole pile's left to me.

[05:26:00] Things aren't what they were.

[05:26:03] Well, it's been a pleasure.

[05:26:05] Hello? Hello, Matthew.

[05:26:07] Be around.

[05:26:09] Howdy.

[05:26:13] Thank you, Dr. Toon, you know.

[05:27:24] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Why is there an egg on the floor? It's not an

[05:27:42] Egg. That's a- it's a cat toy.

[05:27:51] He missed a quest? Aw fuck. Wait, what quest?

[05:27:56] Can I not get it back?

[05:27:58] What's up?

[05:27:59] Uh, let me check the moody theater.

[05:28:03] Oh wait.

[05:28:04] What are you doing here, Parker?

[05:28:11] You're a purple question mark.

[05:28:14] I'm just saying, I don't take the quest, mister.

[05:28:16] I'm looking for a man.

[05:28:17] His name's Peter.

[05:28:18] The fellow's meant to get married today.

[05:28:20] Seen him around?

[05:28:22] Who?

[05:28:24] Peter.

[05:28:25] What'd she say?

[05:28:27] You ain't after no Pete Turner, are you?

[05:28:30] For all I know, where can I find him?

[05:28:33] Dude, I was thinking he looked like I like Carly Kirk too.

[05:28:48] Yeah, it kinda does.

[05:28:52] Yeah, it kinda does.

[05:29:03] Convince her to take me back

[05:29:06] Her name's Rose

[05:29:11] You'll need more than talk

[05:29:16] Even likes her

[05:29:23] You know what this wife's probably better off without him, right?

[05:29:27] I just, just, here's five bucks to fuck off.

[05:29:57] Yeah, that's where he'd be, I guess.

[05:30:03] Hello.

[05:30:10] We are cherries!

[05:30:16] There's another quest in town here.

[05:30:19] Oh, this is the one I originally meant to come through.

[05:30:21] I got distracted.

[05:30:27] I don't have clue. Alright, what's gonna be something to do with that government boy?

[05:30:30] We'll talk to him. Find out what he knows.

[05:30:32] What the fuck it is? Where is she, Martian?

[05:30:34] Sorry.

[05:30:35] Who? Who? My daughter, you fucking scum. Where's Bonnie?

[05:30:39] I don't know. I haven't seen her since I was 5.

[05:30:41] I realize what I was saying.

[05:30:42] Why? Why?

[05:30:43] Is she in my shoes?

[05:30:44] That's something that happened when I was making every song about my cats.

[05:30:46] I don't think I can cope. If I lose another child, I'm sorry.

[05:30:48] Yeah, Drew, nobody's lost anything yet.

[05:30:50] I'm sure she's lost.

[05:30:51] Mr. Marshall, Mr. Marshall, come out, come out, wherever you are.

[05:30:58] Hell's that.

[05:30:59] Hey, buddy!

[05:31:00] That's your next fucking man.

[05:31:03] I think I'm cold.

[05:31:05] Even better.

[05:31:07] Good day, Mr. McFarland.

[05:31:09] Get down from that horse, boy, or I'll shoot.

[05:31:12] I wouldn't recommend that, Mr.

[05:31:14] Not if through McFarland wants to see his bunny back in one piece.

[05:31:18] I don't see it, Farland.

[05:31:20] There's a nice girl you got there.

[05:31:22] He's not going anywhere.

[05:31:24] You know, part of me's got the thinking

[05:31:26] I should just marry her myself.

[05:31:29] Give her a baby and that.

[05:31:30] What do you want?

[05:31:32] That's better.

[05:31:35] I want Norman Deak.

[05:31:37] I want him set free.

[05:31:40] Then you get your daughter back, mister.

[05:31:42] We don't do deals with outlaws, boy.

[05:31:45] Yeah, you do.

[05:31:47] Let's not waste each other's time pretending otherwise.

[05:31:50] whole government themselves ain't much more than a bunch of crooks through through through through through through through through through through

[05:31:57] yes through

[05:31:59] to get your daughter back

[05:32:01] before 15 friends of mine take on all their anger and their loneliness on her

[05:32:07] what the hell is she? what is she boy?

[05:32:10] ring dick up the tumbleweed in a couple hours

[05:32:13] and don't get no funny ideas or I will slit that horse throat myself

[05:32:18] You boys have a pleasant afternoon.

[05:32:20] Yeah!

[05:32:23] What do we do?

[05:32:24] We do as he says.

[05:32:25] You and me, Marshall.

[05:32:27] Mr. McFarland, I'll get you your daughter back.

[05:32:30] Sorry.

[05:32:31] I saw the...

[05:32:32] Please don't...

[05:32:33] ...the father sending weird strategy.

[05:32:36] That was so stupid.

[05:32:39] I don't know what's wrong with me.

[05:32:43] I'll teach you some respect for the law.

[05:32:48] Oh, come on.

[05:32:52] Hurry up, boy. Let's go.

[05:32:54] Quick as you can, Deputy. Make sure he's tight on good.

[05:32:59] Stay with me, Marston.

[05:33:01] I won't let anything happen to her, sir.

[05:33:07] Right. Let's go get this thing farther back.

[05:33:09] No, save Bonnie.

[05:33:13] See, this is what happens when the betters interfere with our affairs.

[05:33:16] Are you happy now?

[05:33:17] No, I ain't happy at all.

[05:33:19] And I already told you, I ain't with the government.

[05:33:21] Now you say that, John.

[05:33:22] But the only thing I know for sure is who sent you.

[05:33:25] They made me come here.

[05:33:26] They gave me no choice.

[05:33:28] That's your federal government, Mr. Johnson.

[05:33:31] They come down here dressed as cocky as the king of diamonds,

[05:33:34] talking a lot of plans about helping us,

[05:33:36] about spreading peace and civilization in the west,

[05:33:39] but they brought nothing but trouble and taxes.

[05:33:41] I agree with you.

[05:33:43] Wolves and sheep clothing, all of them.

[05:33:45] Bravius didn't make you pay to have someone investigate the crime on your behalf.

[05:33:49] People around here have been fooled into feeling protected when they're worse off than they were before.

[05:33:54] Fellas, I know don't care about people. All they care about is lying in their pockets.

[05:34:01] Why is it sorry, son of a bitch, so important to them?

[05:34:04] Norman Deake, Williamson, right-hand man. In other words, the glorified erudal...

[05:34:09] Wait, Marshall! I'll be back for you!

[05:34:12] Those standards of slip, we already filled you with late ones.

[05:34:16] A public pastor kind of man who's mean enough to be second in command,

[05:34:20] but too powerly and stupid to ever be a leader.

[05:34:23] Don't ever use that line near your deputy's, you know?

[05:34:26] For his sake, make best not to lay a finger on Mr. Farland.

[05:34:32] What is this place we're headed?

[05:34:34] Double-weed, a lonely God forsaken place.

[05:34:37] Some people say it's haunted.

[05:34:38] There's quite a town back in its day.

[05:34:40] Then they built the railroad to Armadillo and went clean past Cumbulie.

[05:34:44] And that was that.

[05:34:45] Pretty soon everybody had up to left.

[05:34:47] Now it's just these smugglers abandoned.

[05:34:50] Scum like me care.

[05:34:51] Oh, popular spot for lynchings, too.

[05:34:53] Let's try to avoid that if we can, Marshal.

[05:34:59] I just hope you're not taking advantage of the McFarlane, Marshal.

[05:35:02] They saved my life.

[05:35:04] They gave me food and bed when they had no...

[05:35:06] I'm not taking advantage of the second van or me.

[05:35:08] They're making me do all their fuckin' ranch work!

[05:35:10] Well, you're both vulnerable.

[05:35:13] Like, what the fuck?

[05:35:14] I wouldn't have been running in and out of the fun and foreign to save that horse's blood on it.

[05:35:18] Hey, watch your back!

[05:35:20] Just like you helped me, but you got too reason for doing it.

[05:35:23] It's no secret why I'm here, Marshall.

[05:35:25] I told you the very first time I walked into your office.

[05:35:28] I trust you. It's just all this business with Blackwater and Williamson is a pass.

[05:35:32] I don't know. Sometimes it's hard not to house out.

[05:35:35] I understand. I never planned to be in the lawman's business, neither.

[05:35:42] Now it's as best as the boat can turn out.

[05:35:44] And in and out law to do the work of a lawman. That's madness.

[05:35:47] Ain't much difference between the two, as far as I can tell.

[05:35:50] There have to be rules, Marston. Even you must understand that.

[05:35:54] It's easy to make up rules.

[05:35:56] But there ain't much use if people don't understand why.

[05:35:58] Like my son might tell him not to do something, he'll do it anyway.

[05:36:02] It's just a spike.

[05:36:03] It's about a spike.

[05:36:04] You've seen it again?

[05:36:05] You've seen it before.

[05:36:06] But if I show him why it's wrong, he's going to stop again and, uh, he's about to do it again.

[05:36:10] That's nonsense.

[05:36:11] Without laws, we're nothing more than animals.

[05:36:13] Good looking.

[05:36:14] Yeah, Jack.

[05:36:15] I don't know.

[05:36:16] And it worked hard in civilization.

[05:36:19] Your boy steps out of life, you act him.

[05:36:21] He does it again.

[05:36:22] Act him harder.

[05:36:23] You're a good man, Marshall.

[05:36:25] And I respect what you're trying to do.

[05:36:27] When I see some of them arrive here, the law ain't really working.

[05:36:30] The criminals are like weeds, Marston.

[05:36:32] Wigs, you stomp one out, and none of it sprouts up in its place.

[05:36:35] It's a nature place.

[05:36:37] You know that as well as I do.

[05:36:39] The problem with laws is, everybody ain't the same.

[05:36:41] Why should a bunch of rich university boys in the east

[05:36:45] stop burning so hard, you son of a bitch?

[05:36:50] I can't wait to really meet the boys.

[05:36:54] The boys.

[05:36:56] Then take your vest!

[05:37:01] HIT IT!

[05:37:04] Cross the bridge!

[05:37:06] Not far to go now!

[05:37:08] I'm going to go get him.

[05:37:15] John, you'll be exchanging the prisoner for Bonnie in the middle of town.

[05:37:28] Keep your eyes open.

[05:37:29] Yo, McCall, thanks for the gift, kid.

[05:37:30] Hello.

[05:37:31] Thank you, thank you.

[05:37:32] Thank you. Thank you.

[05:37:34] Besides, Norm here is going to be my shield, ain't you Norm?

[05:37:37] Hehehe, be my flesh.

[05:37:40] Farston, lead Deke into town. Make sure you keep a gun on that son of a bitch.

[05:37:46] I'm sure it's been nice for the boys to have a floor to play with.

[05:37:51] Don't you hear that chatter?

[05:37:53] I hear the old rancher girls like you.

[05:37:54] I don't know.

[05:37:57] He's trying to get into my noodles.

[05:37:59] Maybe she won't want to go home.

[05:38:02] Oh

[05:38:05] Why don't you save some of that breath

[05:38:12] Um

[05:38:32] Arthur Morgan would never be as good as you are.

[05:38:45] That's how it works? Yeah, but...

[05:38:47] I

[05:39:00] Was saying

[05:39:17] Now what do I do?

[05:39:42] Let her go

[05:39:47] You know, mortal, thanks for the three months!

[05:39:52] And now, uh, I have not, I have not seen Fairy's Elmina, I know the character they're talking about.

[05:40:03] Oh my god!

[05:40:04] Bonnie!

[05:40:05] Oh my god!

[05:40:06] Come on!

[05:40:07] Cut Bonnie down!

[05:40:08] I see him!

[05:40:09] Go save her!

[05:40:10] I see him.

[05:40:13] Go save her.

[05:40:16] Cut her, I can't see.

[05:40:18] Cut her, I can't see.

[05:40:19] Cut her, I can't see.

[05:40:24] That's gonna hurt if you're all dead.

[05:40:27] You're a sinner, Satchel.

[05:40:32] That's too damn close.

[05:40:34] I won't let you die.

[05:40:40] Don't you lay a finger on her!

[05:40:50] Did we do it?

[05:41:04] Okay.

[05:41:05] Untie Bonnie, but first.

[05:41:07] Now I've been spending a lot of money, I bought that land for 200 bucks.

[05:41:13] I ought to recoup some of those costs.

[05:41:17] No.

[05:41:23] It's not cheap.

[05:41:25] It's not cheap being John Morrison.

[05:41:28] A family man.

[05:41:37] Oh, I'm close to the wood!

[05:41:46] Bone!

[05:41:54] Potter, are you okay?

[05:41:57] I'm fine now, Mr. Morrison!

[05:41:59] Thank you!

[05:42:01] Thank you!

[05:42:03] Yo, Evan, thanks for the gift, so thank you!

[05:42:05] Stupid man!

[05:42:06] Emily Wi-Fi user.

[05:42:07] She's not exactly helping me.

[05:42:08] Seven?

[05:42:09] If you think I'm gonna lower myself by making a joke about being all tied up,

[05:42:14] you got another thing coming.

[05:42:16] Come on.

[05:42:29] What we got here?

[05:42:30] There you are, you son of a bitch.

[05:42:40] Y'all think cow's a boy or a girl?

[05:42:47] My Red Dead Redemption 2 cow was a girl.

[05:42:52] Let's go back to Armadillo again I guess.

[05:43:09] Bro, cause she got jealous and killed other horses.

[05:43:12] Could be a...

[05:43:15] Could be a J-horse.

[05:43:18] No.

[05:43:24] Yo, Iwrap, thanks for 22 months.

[05:43:29] Hi, Emmy.

[05:43:41] Alright, let's check this one out.

[05:43:43] At first I was really glad there weren't like the horse crashing physics in this, but also

[05:43:52] I kind of missed one.

[05:43:53] They were kind of fun.

[05:43:54] You got it all wrong, Wesh.

[05:43:55] All wrong.

[05:43:56] Yeah, it was French, I promise.

[05:43:57] He said he was going to rip you off.

[05:43:58] Now he's ripping me off.

[05:43:59] Yeah, keep on talking there, Iris.

[05:44:00] In about 15 more seconds, your whole world's going to turn black.

[05:44:01] What's up, boys?

[05:44:02] Now he's ripping me off!

[05:44:04] Yeah, keep on talking there, Irish!

[05:44:06] In about 15 more seconds, your whole world's gonna turn black!

[05:44:10] What's up, boys?

[05:44:12] Fuck off, boyo. This done concerns you.

[05:44:17] When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off,

[05:44:20] it always concerns me, boyo.

[05:44:23] Look here, this paddy bastard stole our gullet.

[05:44:26] Tried to steal our horses. Lost clear on the man.

[05:44:29] I never stole nothing, sir. Never did. Not in our life.

[05:44:32] That French taunt is playing with the Westman's tiny and ineffective mind.

[05:44:37] Hush, your mind.

[05:44:39] Anyway, y'all got horses now. No one needs to die.

[05:44:42] Leave him be.

[05:44:44] Who do you think you are, Boyo? The bloody cavalry?

[05:44:48] Your boys is really starting to get on my nerves, Boyo.

[05:44:51] And y'all getting on my nerves.

[05:44:53] Yeah.

[05:44:55] So your mama's too busy putting blisters on her back.

[05:44:57] I got nothing to say I thought I was gonna set me in the like this fighting scenario

[05:45:14] So I was squared up for that and I was like oh shit. I have to actually shoot them I guess

[05:45:28] Plan

[05:45:30] I

[05:45:43] Mr. Nigel West

[05:45:46] But he killed his friend

[05:45:48] I just saved your life. I can't thank you enough for taking care of a little bit. Thank you

[05:45:53] Untrustworthy, foreign personal hygiene, lacking in the finer qualities of it.

[05:45:58] Yeah, perfect plan.

[05:46:01] What about the gun?

[05:46:02] It would be my pleasure.

[05:46:04] She's magnificent, government issue.

[05:46:07] It'll be a bit of a ride, but we'll get there soon enough.

[05:46:11] Follow me, fella.

[05:46:16] Oh, guys, that was leg up.

[05:46:18] Get up!

[05:46:19] Already, my guardian angels, this way.

[05:46:21] Come on, Dad, let's fight this one.

[05:46:31] What's your name, friend?

[05:46:33] John. John Marston.

[05:46:35] The stroke of luck you came along, fella.

[05:46:37] That's how my drunk be last breath was there for a second.

[05:46:40] Who are those five specimens of humanity?

[05:46:42] They must be only friends in the world.

[05:46:44] The boy and my glad to see them bastards dead.

[05:46:47] We all met on the boat over a few years back, we did.

[05:46:50] Tickus Thieves ever said to him,

[05:46:52] that's right, there was the problem.

[05:46:54] Is it normal for friends in Europe to drown each other?

[05:46:56] Never trust a wellishman, if you always told me.

[05:46:59] And he got his throat slit so he should know.

[05:47:01] The kind of fellows who will steal an air-corn

[05:47:04] from a blind stout, he'll then kick her for squealing.

[05:47:06] And as for that French bastard, he didn't sell a very fridge.

[05:47:09] Well, he sure speaks English, funny.

[05:47:11] Not for now.

[05:47:12] The Teevenbusters are holed up at the cabin by the lake.

[05:47:15] Can't wait to see them look on their faces

[05:47:17] When we blast in there, there'd be more surprise than a slut dog with their first orcupine.

[05:47:22] You'd better not be lying to me.

[05:47:23] Listen, fella, I didn't ask for your help back there.

[05:47:26] I don't owe you nothing.

[05:47:28] I'll decide what you do and don't owe me.

[05:47:30] I've had enough of your arguably aggressive manner, fella.

[05:47:33] You don't know who you're dealing with here.

[05:47:35] Irish, I've met enough men like you to last me a lifetime.

[05:47:38] Too bad slugs you think they're snakes.

[05:47:47] You can make quick work of those fellas if they give you trouble.

[05:47:50] We're going to store just inside that shack.

[05:47:52] What about you helping me out?

[05:47:54] Uh, I'll cover you from the ridge. I'm pepper from long range.

[05:47:57] It'll be a piece of cake, fella. Trust me.

[05:48:00] Better from long range, huh?

[05:48:03] Oh, there.

[05:48:06] Better from long range, huh?

[05:48:09] We're welcome here, mister. Move along.

[05:48:13] I'm going to move cow because I'm afraid cows are going to cause you to cross fire.

[05:48:26] Gotta keep cows safe, you know?

[05:48:28] Priorities.

[05:48:29] Goddammit!

[05:48:30] I'll kill you!

[05:48:31] Dammit! I'll kill you!

[05:48:32] Oh, son of a bitch!

[05:48:34] Let's get you out of this way!

[05:48:39] Holy shit!

[05:48:40] You're dead!

[05:48:44] Damn it, sir!

[05:48:46] You don't deserve to die!

[05:48:49] Let's kill you!

[05:48:50] Wait a minute!

[05:48:55] Actually, I'll make you...

[05:48:57] Oh!

[05:49:01] one more to go

[05:49:29] That's a beach.

[05:49:34] Look at all these fine corpses, the loot.

[05:49:40] That's the way I like it after a fight.

[05:49:45] Yo raids, thank you for the gift sub. Thank you.

[05:49:54] All right, we go back up to $60. This is huge.

[05:49:59] You're mine now, you dumb bastard!

[05:50:09] It's not here. That lion sack of shit!

[05:50:17] Maybe we got some fame though.

[05:50:29] 70 dollars now.

[05:50:33] Cow!

[05:50:37] Oh, how the hell did cow get behind me? Cow?

[05:50:41] What the fuck?

[05:50:45] Cow's teleporting!

[05:50:49] Crazy. Johnny, thank you for the five!

[05:50:53] I'll be with Johnny. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:50:57] Thank you, Johnny.

[05:50:59] Well, I've got the closest person we can see is Seth.

[05:51:04] Let's go a little bit northeast, I guess.

[05:51:21] Time to visit the crazy Schizophrenic Grave robber.

[05:51:27] I guess.

[05:51:29] Hi, Emmy.

[05:51:30] The bro is gaming and chilling in a cosplay, while Bonnie is trapped on an islandman, streamer's life interest in crazy lives and jail enjoy.

[05:51:38] Love your stuff as usual.

[05:51:40] Yeah, thanks for the 4 bucks.

[05:51:41] Come on.

[05:51:42] Thank you, thanks, thank you.

[05:51:47] This is not really a cosplay, it's just a wing.

[05:51:51] The gas room.

[05:51:53] Alright, where's this little bag?

[05:52:02] Oh my god!

[05:52:03] What's that?

[05:52:05] Hey John! Hey partner!

[05:52:08] You what you need? Ready to help me?

[05:52:10] Not quite. Not quite ready.

[05:52:16] You see I wasted a bunch of time looking for that last bit of map.

[05:52:22] And then I got to thinking, Moses was a liar.

[05:52:25] And I imagine myself doing all kinds of unpleasant things

[05:52:28] to his courts.

[05:52:29] And then I realized.

[05:52:31] You realized you were sick and ahead?

[05:52:33] That you needed to move on with your own limited time on earth?

[05:52:36] No, partner.

[05:52:37] I realized Moses were no liar.

[05:52:41] The issue was Aiden O'Leary, who said he had the body.

[05:52:45] Aiden died in that flu epidemic, and the body

[05:52:47] weren't even there again.

[05:52:49] Got the body sitting in the back of that wagon behind you?

[05:52:52] Yes, sir!

[05:52:53] You're not even going to wait until they're buried before you...

[05:52:56] Well, they don't care, do you boys?

[05:53:00] Honest spoke, off to a better place, parking that Adenolir fella.

[05:53:05] I never liked him.

[05:53:07] They say he'd like his sister.

[05:53:12] Oh, at least the, you know, the corpse of Auburn draws the line at O.

[05:53:18] I was gonna say at least he draws a lot of incest now. He just hates all women

[05:53:23] Okay, okay

[05:53:31] I'm gonna take him back to a nice quiet spot and look for the map

[05:53:36] I need some math work

[05:53:39] I need

[05:53:41] Let's go. We ain't the only ones with an interest in these here fellas

[05:53:44] all the time. He's like, dude I hate that guy. He's something with his sister. I hate women.

[05:53:52] It's not because it says he just hates women. That was a fucking freak.

[05:53:59] Come on! Lordering with the pile of dead bodies in the deck was the best idea. Alright, I also

[05:54:05] clue to spot where we can search these sleep and beauty.

[05:54:08] I hate this guy! I hate that.

[05:54:11] son keep to the left you know you don't deserve the road i'm taking the

[05:54:20] fourth time come on don't be sure to get out of the wagon

[05:54:23] that is ain't nothing are you talking to them so what if i have to feel like

[05:54:27] closer to them than in a crowd of people the way i see it they lost them so just like me

[05:54:32] you're truly a sick man son you remind me why eight people for a man who kills so much you sure

[05:54:39] seems to have a problem with the dead, plus kills everyone in the end.

[05:54:42] They are so different from you and me.

[05:54:45] Aside from them being dead and rotting, I guess they hate.

[05:54:48] Alright Seth, calm down. You talk to the corpses and I'll drive the wagon.

[05:54:54] Oh my, it's them damn treasure hunters! Try and outrun them, partner!

[05:54:58] Oh my, oh my, if this is the quickest you can go, you can go any faster.

[05:55:05] I'm gonna look for the man back here!

[05:55:07] You try and take those damn reds then!

[05:55:09] We'll send horses out for the fuck's sake!

[05:55:11] You gotta go faster, partner!

[05:55:13] Thank you!

[05:55:15] Yeah!

[05:55:16] This fella has you fucked up!

[05:55:21] Oh, maybe I should have...

[05:55:22] I'm not with this one!

[05:55:23] You could honestly be either.

[05:55:27] Oh, my, oh my!

[05:55:28] Come on, let's get this bloody moving!

[05:55:35] I don't pay five. No shortcuts. Listen to the annoyance.

[05:55:42] Come at us! Get us out of here!

[05:55:52] That's it, you can't, partner! I'll succeed once here we go!

[05:55:55] It's just going on a little trip.

[05:55:58] Thank you!

[05:55:59] Woohoo!

[05:56:00] A bottle of elixir!

[05:56:01] Thank you, my friend!

[05:56:02] I'm not still going?

[05:56:03] I can't!

[05:56:04] Can't you see we're in a rush here?

[05:56:06] I thought I said I'd not love this!

[05:56:07] Oh, wagon's fucked up now.

[05:56:08] Can't you see we're in a rush here

[05:56:19] Where you going

[05:56:38] Oh

[05:56:44] Let's go

[05:56:57] I'm gonna look for the math back here you try to take those damn red that

[05:57:01] This all be over soon.

[05:57:06] Thanks.

[05:57:07] Oh, looky here! I found me a pupil!

[05:57:14] So, I guess this is good luck.

[05:57:19] Are you hiding something from Seth?

[05:57:21] Oh, you naughty little fool!

[05:57:26] Somebody needs a new cloak!

[05:57:28] Hello no need for money where you're going friend

[05:57:58] Thanks, partner. We've seen you very soon.

[05:58:07] Take the left!

[05:58:15] Take the left! Take the left!

[05:58:17] Take the left!

[05:58:19] Can't you go any faster?

[05:58:21] You shut up, sassy piece of shit.

[05:58:23] You're actually the worst person in this game, and I'm saying what?

[05:58:27] That's where I was headed.

[05:58:29] It's in the dark of some orange paint too.

[05:58:31] It's going! We're almost there!

[05:58:33] There's my man. Come on.

[05:58:57] I'm going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams.

[05:59:07] Let me then you can take a back.

[05:59:11] Thanks, mister.

[05:59:12] I reckon I'll sit here awhile trying to figure this out.

[05:59:16] I'm going to be rich.

[05:59:18] When you're done with that, get over to Fort Mercer.

[05:59:21] I need you inside that place.

[05:59:23] After I find my treasure, mister.

[05:59:26] I need a free dollar.

[05:59:35] Uh, oh, my phone's just lagging here.

[05:59:42] Oh, he's still here.

[05:59:47] Hey, Emeru, do you have any life advice for the young people such as myself?

[05:59:54] to what you have to say thanks in advance.

[05:59:57] Life Advice.

[06:00:00] I definitely have life advice.

[06:00:04] I could offer myself to think about the biggest piece.

[06:00:09] Not talking to Seth today?

[06:00:12] Well, this is going to sound dark, but it's not.

[06:00:16] Just remember, someday everything will be over.

[06:00:20] Like, you know, things are going to last forever, so you should always try to do, you know, what makes you happy, and invest in the people who have always been nice to you.

[06:00:32] Okay. Nowhere wouldn't happen to be where that thing you're looking for is kept, would it?

[06:00:37] No, sir. No, sir.

[06:00:39] Come on, partner.

[06:00:40] Okay.

[06:00:41] Because that way you can not have any regrets.

[06:00:44] Well, that's all of that treasured us. Funny things to do.

[06:00:46] You know, I've always tried to do that.

[06:00:49] According to the map, it's somewhere in that big abandoned house.

[06:00:52] And then it's like, well, even if, you know, it turned out to be bad people, it's like, well, at least I know, uh, you know, I did my best and I was nice.

[06:01:04] And then you move on and you find your people.

[06:01:08] And that's how life works over and over again, until you die.

[06:01:12] I

[06:01:17] So

[06:02:12] I guess.

[06:02:42] So should I loot an hour later you think?

[06:02:49] Sorry about this partner.

[06:02:52] No I'm not.

[06:02:55] You gotta help me.

[06:02:58] I'll loot a couple.

[06:03:02] On the way up.

[06:03:11] You gotta go now! It's our last chance!

[06:03:16] It's locked. Let's try around the back.

[06:03:28] Where'd it look?

[06:03:30] Oh, this is creepy!

[06:03:34] Keep an eye out for any stragglers.

[06:03:37] I fucking knew it.

[06:03:47] I hate Seth, he's such a fucking weirdo.

[06:04:05] to

[06:04:13] the

[06:04:18] five

[06:04:23] five

[06:04:29] Fuck it here!

[06:04:39] I see it here, you little scammer!

[06:04:42] Stick to Robin's grave!

[06:04:44] That's my damn treasure!

[06:04:54] Any more wounds?

[06:04:56] Oh shit!

[06:04:57] Hold on, I'm looting. Chill.

[06:04:59] Don't torture me any longer. Get over here!

[06:05:07] Finally, I see the light at the end of this very long, long tunnel.

[06:05:14] Seth's gonna be rich after all these years.

[06:05:18] It's silk sheets and Parisian horrors are now on, mister!

[06:05:27] It's gonna be nothing.

[06:05:34] What the goddamn hell is this?

[06:05:37] A glass eye?

[06:05:39] I'm sure whoever that belonged to treasured it very much.

[06:05:44] Stupid liars.

[06:05:46] Stupid chicken shit maves.

[06:05:49] Making a damn fool of me.

[06:05:51] A glass eye!

[06:05:53] A glass eye!

[06:05:54] Stop with the tears and help me with Williamson's gang and you can come up with another excuse to go

[06:06:04] What he gets

[06:06:08] But in dead man's treasure ain't done me no favors sure sure

[06:06:15] I'm ready for the living

[06:06:17] I'll see you and mr. West Dickens over at Ford Mercer when you gentlemen is ready

[06:06:24] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[06:06:42] Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.

[06:06:49] Now are all the corpses still out here or are they gone?

[06:06:59] I think the corpses are gone.

[06:07:03] Fuck I should have looted.

[06:07:04] Oh wait.

[06:07:05] Uh.

[06:07:06] Hmm.

[06:07:07] Damn.

[06:07:08] Yeah they despawned I think.

[06:07:17] unfortunate.

[06:07:24] Help!

[06:07:27] Help!

[06:07:29] Help!

[06:07:31] Hello?

[06:07:33] Help?

[06:07:35] Let's go!

[06:07:37] I'm sorry.

[06:07:39] Whoa!

[06:07:41] I'm gonna say it, this cow... this cow is not as good as my other...

[06:08:10] I read Edward FGCow is fucking stolen from me after we spent almost all the game together.

[06:08:23] I can't fucking believe it.

[06:08:36] Yeah, the OG tower is unbeatable.

[06:08:56] Hola!

[06:09:06] Oh, okay.

[06:09:09] Hi, Irish.

[06:09:11] Hi, James.

[06:09:13] Oh, where are you?

[06:09:15] Who do you want?

[06:09:17] I see you. Get away from me.

[06:09:19] Right here.

[06:09:22] Where's that machine gun, Irish?

[06:09:24] Oh, Mr. Marston.

[06:09:27] I found one.

[06:09:32] Found us one, Irish.

[06:09:34] We're in this together.

[06:09:36] You, me, and an assault on Fort Mercer.

[06:09:40] I'm the guy that saved you from getting killed back there.

[06:09:43] And who you owe your life to, remember?

[06:09:45] Not really. It happens to me all the time.

[06:09:49] You don't want it to happen to you again, do you, Irish?

[06:09:52] No, friend. I want to buy you a drink.

[06:09:56] I want to tell you how much it means to me.

[06:09:59] How special he is.

[06:10:01] that if you don't produce a Gatling gun within the hour,

[06:10:04] you'll wish you'd been killed back there.

[06:10:06] It's the whiskey, sir.

[06:10:10] It gives me the memory of a newborn babe.

[06:10:14] Isn't this a test, can be?

[06:10:21] It makes me violently angry.

[06:10:24] Shall we go look for that gun, sir?

[06:10:27] Yes.

[06:10:29] Let's do that.

[06:10:35] Come on, Dad.

[06:10:36] We'll find your precious gun.

[06:10:38] Okay, this might be my last mission for the night, but I'm gonna shoot tomorrow too,

[06:10:52] I'll play more tomorrow.

[06:10:54] Gah!

[06:10:55] Come on!

[06:10:57] I'm sorry, Eric.

[06:11:00] I love me faithless, Laura.

[06:11:03] That lily of the wind.

[06:11:05] You're not going to pass out on me, are you, Irish?

[06:11:07] Me? No, I'm right this race.

[06:11:10] Shit face, isn't he?

[06:11:11] I'm at least somewhere stuck between hair and mentally.

[06:11:15] Well, you're going to be stuck somewhere between dying and dead if you try to cross me again.

[06:11:20] It works like that at all!

[06:11:21] My intentions were pure. I swear it on me for motor's joy.

[06:11:25] I just get a tad confused from trying to draw a honest mistake.

[06:11:29] If there's any more confusion, I'll finish what your friends in Armadillo start.

[06:11:33] Jesus! You're an impatient bastard, aren't you?

[06:11:36] Where's the gun, Irish?

[06:11:37] I hear some miners been blabbing about a machine gun they found.

[06:11:40] Apparently, they got it stashed off at Gattooth Creek.

[06:11:43] What do miners want with a machine gun?

[06:11:45] Shoot it at somebody, I suppose, or sell it.

[06:11:48] Or sell it? I don't know. I've never been down a mine in all my life.

[06:11:52] Sounds real fishy to me, Irish.

[06:11:54] I've just about had it with you and your gang.

[06:11:56] You and West Dickens are so crooked,

[06:11:58] you can swallow nails and spit out corkscrew.

[06:12:01] Maybe if you was more cordial with folks,

[06:12:03] they might be better inclined to help you.

[06:12:05] I saved your life and you were paid me by Lyon,

[06:12:08] nearly getting me killed.

[06:12:10] Not fair now, Johnny.

[06:12:11] We should go around the site of Gaptooth

[06:12:13] so the miners don't see us plummet.

[06:12:15] I still don't know what miners would want with a machine gun.

[06:12:17] Miners are always spiky bastards!

[06:12:19] Spend too long without daylight and stonkies and expect playin' with your moin!

[06:12:24] I never heard so much shit come out of one mouth!

[06:12:26] Only tellin' you what I heard!

[06:12:28] Oh, and we'll need a wagon or somethin' to get it out of there!

[06:12:31] That goin' caviar didn't sin!

[06:12:33] So how was I supposed to move it by myself last time?

[06:12:36] Did you face a little bastard?

[06:12:41] Easy there! Here we are!

[06:12:43] Let's stop here a moment, hit a lie of the land.

[06:12:47] It's so peaceful.

[06:12:54] The entrance is plain to see, and there's a shaft embass produced to haul out every

[06:13:01] ore.

[06:13:02] We, I mean, you, can use that lift to get you and DeGone for the surface.

[06:13:06] I do it all myself with the mines, play havoc with the sinuses.

[06:13:10] I'll find us a fine place to hide these horses, and then return with a borrowed flat wagon.

[06:13:15] I'll meet you at the mouth of the mineshaft, and, Irish, I strongly advise you don't run off this tunnel.

[06:13:23] Your trespasses! Sate your patience and move along!

[06:13:30] Kill that bastard!

[06:13:35] Oh shit, that eye is crazy and this came!

[06:13:39] What the hell?

[06:13:40] I did not expect that.

[06:13:45] I'm loyal to cow.

[06:13:50] Uh, that's what tutorial said.

[06:13:55] Hoopie!

[06:14:30] I don't know how the fuck I survived, that was so bad.

[06:14:55] Oh shit, loot body!

[06:15:25] What if we got him?

[06:15:27] That was luck right past that.

[06:16:25] I don't think I even shot that guy yet.

[06:16:34] What the fuck?

[06:16:36] I keep doing that.

[06:16:38] Shoot someone in front of the back.

[06:16:55] I'm sorry about this partner I'm almost there

[06:17:09] I almost got the gun.

[06:17:23] I think I almost died.

[06:17:39] Let's go!

[06:17:59] If it ain't me, it's someone else.

[06:18:19] There's the mine cart to the Shastrow.

[06:18:23] I was going to get a shot, I guess.

[06:18:26] Are you gone?

[06:18:29] Push the marker and you will automatically jump on.

[06:18:53] Oh, am I supposed to take it this way?

[06:18:59] I guess maybe I'm supposed to go this way.

[06:19:13] Pop all that shit on!

[06:19:23] I don't think it's the wrong way.

[06:19:36] Shit, there we go!

[06:19:39] We're right in the park!

[06:19:41] I thought I'd be looking at your car being hauled up this lift load up and I'll engage

[06:19:57] the tears.

[06:19:58] Oh, that's awesome! Thanks for the 8 months!

[06:20:05] Oh, there she is. What a beautiful weapon. Good zone's gone. Ain't that the trick? I've got us a borrowed flatbed. Fuck down for me.

[06:20:31] Don't let go of her! She's a beast!

[06:20:35] I'm not.

[06:20:37] Up on, John!

[06:20:42] Up on!

[06:20:47] Uh-oh.

[06:20:50] Let's go!

[06:20:53] Holy shit, Anonymous, thank you for hitting Titan gifted!

[06:20:57] Thanks, Anonymous!

[06:20:59] Wow, that was some timing.

[06:21:02] Wow, that was... that was some climbing.

[06:21:06] Thank you, really, there, come on!

[06:21:09] Appreciate it.

[06:21:14] Let's go!

[06:21:15] I'll shortly arrive now, and we'll have this executive peacemaker deliver to Old West Dickens.

[06:21:27] Just make sure it doesn't fall off on the way.

[06:21:30] Okay.

[06:21:32] Nice.

[06:21:33] Same.

[06:21:34] Same 250.

[06:21:35] Damn.

[06:21:36] Okay.

[06:21:37] Um, I think I'm going to stop playing here for today.

[06:21:50] I'm going to find somewhere to camp just to make sure that uh, it's safe.

[06:21:56] But I will be live tomorrow too.

[06:21:58] Yes, I shall be live tomorrow too, and I'll play more of this tomorrow.

[06:22:10] A better spot for your camp.

[06:22:14] Alright, what about here?

[06:22:19] Help!

[06:22:26] I'm really still too close?

[06:22:32] I just want to make sure that uh...

[06:22:34] I know it's that scenic part that I've been almost saying that, okay?

[06:22:43] Oh, it's raining.

[06:22:47] I guess I'm too close to this house.

[06:22:49] I don't know.

[06:23:26] You know what? It's probably fine. If it's head-seething, it's probably fine.

[06:23:35] Alright.

[06:23:43] No, you're gonna try to steal my horse. I'm not stupid.

[06:23:50] Oh my god, the last guy tried to help someone.

[06:23:57] He needed to meet up on the road.

[06:23:59] I got, I got wronged!

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