Emiru
GOOD MORNING ⭐🌸 REACTS + GIGA GAMING ⭐🌸 NASCAR IRACING DAY!!! :D ⭐🌸 MEWGENICS RELEASE YIPPEE TRYING TO GET A CAT WITH MY VOICE @EMIRU247
02-10-2026 · 5h 03m
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Don't you, constrain the part of me that you know?
I've brought my hopes away.
You have everything.
Everything
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You can't fool yourself, I promise it will help.
Now every single day, I'll be your friend.
I'll be your friend, I promise it will help.
I'll be your friend, I promise it will help.
You can't fool yourself, I promise it won't help
Now every single day I just wanna hear you say it
Laughing through the day, thinking you are never going
Be it through the night, maybe you'll welcome the morning
There's nothing you can do to keep me in eyes
There's nothing you can do to scream and shout
Living for today, but you just can't find tomorrow
Talking about the door, but it never stops the song
Nothing you can do to keep it out
There's nothing you can do to scream and shout
I'm so lucky, lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky
I'm so lucky, lucky, you can't fool yourself
I promised it won't help
Now every single day
I just wanna hear you say
I'm fine, I'm so lucky, lucky
I'm so lucky, lucky, fine
So love me, love me, I'm so lucky, love me
And just for yourself
I promise it won't help
Now every single day
I just wanna hear you say
Even though you said it would never end
We're so good
You were smiling on my arms
Now you're crying on my shoulders
It's nothing you can do to keep me in silence
It's nothing you can do to be let out
Say
I'm so lucky, lucky I'm so lucky, lucky I'm so lovely, lovely I'm so lovely, lovely
You can do this self I promise it will help
Now every single day I just wanna hear it say
I'm so lucky, lucky I'm so lucky, lucky I'm so lovely, lovely I'm so lovely, lovely
You can never be forever, forever together,
You can never be forever, forever.
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You're playing it and then perhaps I will have some time for Red Dead as well.
Yeah, it'll be cool.
Yeah, I didn't really get to watch storyline play much, but it looked pretty good.
Hello guys!
I showed my OBS leak.
Hello guys.
Good morning. How is everyone doing?
We lost some keys.
I did not get any eugenics keys, but maybe I could get some of my own.
Yeah, Delta, thank you for the Prime. Zivvini, thanks for the Prime.
Rue, thanks for 8 months.
Cascadev, Gale Tempest, Turtledove, Rainbow Moonpony,
KillU, Paragon, thank you for the 10, Winter Engine.
Amani, alright, say this.
I mean, next, thank you for the Raid, sorry if I butchered your day, I'm so sorry.
And Koroku Gaming, thank you. Thank you guys for the list of them.
with something great and stuff, I want all of y'all to have grass on the new baby sister!
My mom's not pregnant!
Oh my gosh, I gotta go.
Alright, that's a good song!
Origin, thank you for the 4 months, welcome back!
You're anonymous, thank you for the 10!
Hello guys, hello hello.
Hello, uh, NASCARs in like literally like 20 minutes. I started string probably later than I should have.
True Dodger, 3 months tier 3, welcome back.
Thank you. But I have a feeling we might start late anyway because I saw that Emily got, um, she got like a, uh, Nick and Arthur and catchy Julia cutscene.
I was like, bro, she's not gonna wanna leave. I wouldn't wanna go home either.
but um, surely she'll be on time.
Yo, oh, thank you for the 5! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I mean, I don't think that they mind waiting for her, but,
otherwise it's not a big deal.
Snats, thank you for the 4 months.
Thank you, thank you.
Imagine having a 28-year age gap with your sister?
Yeah, I- that would be something- I mean, some people have that,
like, if they're dad remarries,
But I feel like that's gotta be so fucking weird.
I would hate that.
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If you're breaking before the turn, you gas on the turn.
So before the turn, you hit the break and then you gas while you're turning.
Yeah, okay.
So break, gas.
What's the, why do you gas before the turn?
Or not gas, why do you break before the turn?
Like, oh, so that you can make the turn, like, and move.
You gas when you're inside the turn.
Breaking in a straight line is faster.
You don't break and turn. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, it's like break or break and then gas.
Not at the same time.
Gas when the- when half of the turn is finished.
Okay.
Yeah, brake just for the sharp turns.
These people are all wrong!
Fuck!
Well, I don't think anyone who's been playing is like super good besides Agent, and I don't
think I would catch up to this a little too time, so...
Uh, oh no, I'm drifting!
Hey, that's not good.
Yeah, I definitely don't want that to happen in the real race.
I don't it feels different than the other track does and it's I'm breaking
and he's passing breaking that didn't feel quite right but it was still better
than uh hitting the wall or spinning out. Right? So it's okay.
Stay to the right of the line. I thought that being on the inner inner part of the
circle is faster, is that not true? Okay, I'll try to not get...not the first part...uhh.
Outside on turning is less harsh. Oh, okay, so for not harsh turn, for harsh turns you
you want to be on the inside, but not like, too inside.
I understand.
I understand.
I do understand.
This will be a huge difference.
They said the lobby is up, but I am not joining until everyone's ready to race.
they're just gonna practice all we all we have to wait
oh that's a great turn gas
was that was that good i mean i i'm sure i didn't cleaner
but better than other times.
Great.
Yeah, I guess that went up.
I'm gonna hit the wall probably.
Oh, okay.
I didn't brake long enough, I think.
Okay, so, brake turn.
Yes.
Yeah, I mean, it's not perfect, but it's better.
I'm not crossing the line as much.
Better?
Maybe?
Like this?
That way better.
Like this?
Yeah, way better.
As long as I'm not like spinning out or something like slamming into the wall or driving over
the grass, I think it's fine.
I don't think this place sounds...
Sorry.
Wow, I'm about to laugh the guys in the last place!
I mean, I think these are...
There's a box
Man, this is fun when you're not spinning out and going off the track
This is great!
You're a great game.
You're a bloody putty. Thanks for the 8 months.
And G-Man, thank you for the gift sub.
There's much to see. That's my voice, sorry.
Damn, is my car just faster or what?
Is it rigged?
Okay, I think I feel way better about going into the race this time.
A lot less nervous.
Pirated car!
Oh my god, you guys are just...
You guys are just evil.
They're high if you want it.
You know you're evil.
Huh.
Yeah, you guys are so fucking funny.
So fucking funny.
Yo, Swinnius, thanks for 19 months.
One low.
Clear inside.
One high.
All clear.
White flag.
Wait for it!
Damn, I might lap all the cars.
You see this?
I just passed 17th place.
I passed 40th again!
Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna lap in the cars.
Bunchy, thanks for the two months.
Wow this is like my third stream playing this game I never won a race I guess I've only played the customs though
in my defense I've only played the customs so yeah yeah I says you need to spin out
I have the reset button so I should be okay your master bro thanks for the 51 months I mean if I spin
out? Is there a way to fix this? Shouldn't I just break and reset my car? You can recover,
faster recover manually? What if I just don't spin out? The only way I spin out is if Ron
rams into my car, which, surely, he would never do.
Surely he wouldn't do that.
Yeah, it's probably fine.
Let me check if this port is really sure.
Okay, yeah, I think I'm fine.
Let's do another one!
Let's do a weird one!
Let's do Chicago.
No way Connor!
She did an extremely challenged fo-
Bro!
No, she doesn't even do that!
Connor's been telling me to play deadlock guys.
Should I block him? Just kidding.
I will try deadlock!
I'm just kidding.
I will try deadlock.
OK, feel out the balance and bring it in for an adjustment
if you need to.
Oh my god, this one looks hard.
I accept and drive the damn car.
You're so great.
Left side.
Oh, OK.
Hopefully we don't do any races like this
in the creator cup thing.
Yo, hiding, thanks for the 10 gifted.
Thank you, thank you.
Dude, Connor's been telling me to play deadlock
since, oh no, I'm spitting out.
Since before the game even like fully came out, I think.
But he's not the only one.
Or he was the OG deadlock asker,
but I told like, what's Steven's like?
deadlock with him perhaps.
And some non-streamer crimes as well.
Deadlock is p- yeah, people keep telling me they think I would like it, but
I- I just had so much to do, like I've been playing Red Dead and shit.
I'm literally am doing the streamer special, I'm reading chat and driving, so I'm just
slamming in the wall.
But this this is just like like this is just to be warmed up for the actual races like I'm not not really trying
You know what? I'm not trying guys this isn't how I would normally drive
Yo, DD Gordon! Thanks for the three months.
Holy slowwap.
Holy slowwap.
Holy slow lap.
What was my NASCAR scene?
Did you enjoy playing the game?
I had an interest in going to a real race.
Oh, I have been to a real...
Wait, was that NASCAR?
Was that NASCAR a theme?
I have been to a NASCAR race.
It was super cool.
What's that?
I don't know, but I think I am going to one later this year.
I'm not 100% sure though.
Yeah, yeah, I was always on.
Right?
I think I'm going to another one later this year.
Have you seen my wheel, bro?
There, I just like, calm down.
Oh wait, Emily's in the-
I thought she couldn't hear me, but-
Oh, wow.
HUT!
Wait, why'd you say I thought she couldn't hear me?
Oh my god!
I was going like,
Abby, hello!
Oh yeah, I was definitely sorry.
Oh my god, you never worry.
Hi, Abby, how are you doing?
I'm great, how are you?
Good, good.
Let me guess what, you're gonna be so proud.
I finally fixed my brakes.
Wait, what are you?
Wait, they were broken?
I went the first three races without having any brakes.
Wait, why did I?
I thought you met your real car for some reason.
Oh my god, no, this is my real car has brakes.
Okay, no, that is good, yeah.
No, I literally didn't have brakes in game for the first race either or a recent one.
I've been practicing.
Wait, really? How's it going?
Yeah, the practice is good.
I'm messing around now, but my normal practice was good, yeah.
Oh my god, impressive.
Yeah, I think now that my brakes are on and I know how to like navigate the turns,
Pretty sure we're gonna get first you think so I think so
So I have no chance of winning I just got told so I'm gonna be griefing you guys so unless you guys want to give me
Oh my god, why don't you like the first place? Yeah, why don't you grief agent? He's the one who's like level 300 or something
He's a chicken discord right now
No, but nobody will be would you go for third place?
I know you guys are really far back down like you guys are really last right yeah
They told us we have absolutely zero chance not even a little bit to win
So I will be trying to oh Tim the tab me with a hundred gift to give me once I gotta be right back
What?
Oh my god, I think he's trying to bait us to gift him subs because
Hanging me off so I won't sabotage him so don't don't give it don't give too many subs. Yeah
Oh, definitely. I will not be gifting her on time.
Yeah, don't go.
No way.
Sorry, I'm a little bit sick.
Wait.
Oh my god, yeah. I mean, you've been sick for a while, right?
I know every time I get sick, it just lingers for weeks.
Is it a week?
Oh, a week?
It's been like two weeks.
Oh, no.
This is the snowstorms from?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I saw that. Wait, did Nick and them snipe you today or did you?
Yes.
Wait, really?
Yes, I was sitting there and then they pulled me.
And then they pulled up and then I didn't see who it was so it was like someone was just like uh breaking into my car and then I was like oh well this is fine.
Oh well. Yeah oops and then I like kept my door unlocked but I don't think someone would actually-
They got into your car?
Bro you don't want that shit.
If they did then it would be on stream so it would be like obvious right?
What do you like like if they try to kill me like you would see who it is?
Yes, but I
Too late by the what are you saying?
Okay, yes, yes, you're right at me. I believe in the beauty of a human kind and everyone is very nice
Everyone's so nice. Yes, and I will be safe. I will be very safe and and
Everyone loves you so you need to be safe.
Thank you Emily, so sweet.
For my stream today, I did like a find me and win money thing and then I got like, I got three girly pops.
There were girls that sniped you?
Yeah, it was three girls, two guys.
Oh, that's actually cute.
I know, right? And I was like, hi girly pops.
The girl snipers?
I know, they're so sweet.
And then Russell sniped me.
me. Of course. Wait, was he the one guy? Yeah. One of two guys. Oh my goodness. Frickin'
Russell. Frickin' Russell. Yeah. Wait, I mean, isn't it crazy? Like, okay, so you've been
dreaming for years and years, like, wait, a decade, right? Ten and a half now, I think.
Ten and a half years. Isn't it crazy just, like, seeing the variety of streamers come
through like when Ron just came into our voice chat already gapping I know yeah
interesting yeah I like that there's different um age groups there's more
girls now doing a more variety of girls and people are different kinds of
streamers it's not just everyone plays one of the same six games you're right
yeah but it used to be all league it was League World of Warcraft RuneScape
Parstone. Did I say World of Warcraft, CSGO? Yeah. Wow. Like one or two others. Wait, so do you think
it's like Among Us that changed everything? Yeah, like Among Us COVID 2020. Among Us. The
Soda Poppin started that. Oh my god, yes. People don't remember that, but yeah, Soda Poppin made
a lot of us. I think that Soda was mad because I think people credited it was a toast for starting
and so I was like, no, it was me! My mod found that game for my shit show Saturday, and I was the first one to play it.
He was so mad.
Yeah, it was Soda. He was the one that discovered it all.
He was, yeah.
Soda started it, but Toast carried it.
Ooh, drama.
But yeah, that was just like, were you part of them on this era?
No, that was when I still did not really collab with anyone.
I just was like, I'm just gonna be by myself playing League.
I honestly thought that I hated collabs, but when I started doing them, I was like, no, this is great.
Wait, I had a time like that too, like in the beginning where I was like, I feel like collabs feel a little weird.
It was just entertaining.
Well, also, I don't know if you were watching Twitch during this era.
When Twitch first started, there was this weird thing where any time someone was popular, anyone who was their friend would get relentlessly bullied for like being a leech, but it's like it's just their friend.
So I was like, oh, I don't, if I'm friends with someone or I don't want to stream with them, because I don't want people to think I'm a leech, but now that's totally normal and like people want you to stream with your friends even.
Wow.
They're so toxic.
Why is my chat saying NMP?
Oh because Nick used to be called like a soda pop and leech like if people were being
like that was just how it was like people were just so toxic I mean my theory was always
that it was because the viewers were so parasocial like this is my friend I hate when their other
friends are here because this is my time with soda pop and get out of here Nick that was
always my theory for why they hated it so much get out of here Nick you silly Nick wow
It's my time.
That's so interesting.
I'm Soda Poppin's best friend, not you Nick.
Wow, so that was like early Twitch, like 20, 20 days?
Oh no, like 20 years?
2016.
I feel like it was like that until like fortnight,
and then a lot of people started collabing.
I can't believe Twitch was around just 2016.
Like before that too.
Yeah, like 20.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I was I was a big nerd graduating high school in 2016.
I can't even know about Twitch.
I was streaming on Twitch, but I was a League player.
So yeah, big nerd days.
Were you there for Justin TV?
No, but I did watch people on Justin TV.
What?
OK, wait, how did you hear about it?
Like, I heard about a couch a YouTuber who's screened on Twitch.
Yeah, because I played League, and I would watch League people
on YouTube and they would do this thing where the meta used to be to post a video saying
guys I'm live on Twitch and then delete the video after like they'd post a whole YouTube
video and there was nothing but text saying I'm live on Twitch.
What?
Yeah.
And then people would watch it and then-
Yeah, they go to their Twitch stream.
You remember that?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I think it's a baby.
I don't know any of this.
And then they delete-
I've been around.
I've seen it all.
I've even seen it all.
I remember when like people would try to make the YouTube videos 10 minutes, remember that?
And they'd put like a black screen at the end.
Oh yeah, I remember that, yeah.
Okay, we have 10 minutes.
Yes.
Well, that was the YouTube stuff.
When I started on Twitch, it was actually a banable offense to not be playing a game.
I'm not even joking.
Seriously?
Yeah, like IRL just chatting, that was not a thing.
If you were not playing a game, you might get banned.
Oh, I think you told me about that.
It's like you can't chat for too much.
Well, people would get around it.
That's why horse stone and runescape were popular,
because you can literally just add them in the background
and just yap the whole time.
So that was basically just chatting.
Wow.
Do you know my clip where I get really mad at the chatter
and I start being mean to them?
That was why I was getting mad, because my camera was big,
because I wasn't in the game yet.
So they were like, why is your camera big?
because they're being, they're accusing me,
because back then that was actually a bad thing to do.
So then I got the fence and I was like,
I'm playing the game, I'm playing the game.
Like, don't you see it?
But that's why I got so upset,
because I was like, that was a common thing,
especially if you were a girl and people-
Yeah, they're like annoying.
People would be like,
are you really playing the game?
Should I report you?
It was so annoying.
That's so cringe.
Yeah, that is so cringe.
Like, here's the game right here.
Yeah.
I love it.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, I think the people are so amazing.
Mean to girls on Twitch back then, it was horrible.
But now there's a lot of girls.
Yeah.
Yeah, there is a lot of girls.
There are more girls, that's good.
But I feel like they're still mean to girls.
Yeah, I know that they are.
But at least being a girl, back then it was like,
you were either the only, I don't really want to talk about it.
It was worse back then, but yeah, it's still bad sometimes.
Why, really, is that bad?
Oh my god, well we love girlies!
Yes.
Yes, NASCAR is starting soon, guys.
Looks great.
Me and Ami are gonna win.
Yeah, we're gonna win.
We're gonna fuckin' win.
We're gonna win for sure.
Did you know that first place gets to 100k?
I didn't know that!
What?
We're not gonna know that!
No!
Wait, I guess that's why Asian is like level 300.
Oh!
What?
You guys are gonna be first interview in like 30 seconds.
Oh my god!
Okay.
I don't know the code I think they drag us oh just for like for the end game
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's up. It's up there. Let's go full screen because it shows the password
Oops, right you guys are going in now
out. Okay, we'll get it ready for you to get back out there. Actually speaking of the pride,
two racers that as a matter of fact might actually be able to do it. We have Emeru as well as Emily
joining us here today. Ladies, it is a pleasure to have you here. I hope you're doing well. Hope
you're doing well. Okay, look, friends, this is it. Last race of the season. You guys are actually
in a pretty good position right now. Despite the fact that you know, you're in third place,
double points, you still could win the whole thing if everyone else just absolutely falls
apart.
Emory, what would it mean to you to be able to beat all these boys out in the track and
be the inaugural NASCAR champion?
It would mean so much to me, especially to beat Ron because he's been sabotaging me.
I don't even think it's on purpose.
It's just he just can't help himself.
So it would mean a lot to me to win that.
That's true.
I agree with Emmy.
A lot of these times they're hitting us.
They're also grieving, they're trying to drag us down,
but I think we can win today.
Remember, this is all about teamwork.
Y'all are going to be working together,
and now you can actually physically push on the back bumper
of each other to push each other forward.
So we don't think that, Amy Rood, you've been,
you had third place last time, feeling good going into this one?
Yes, I made sure to warm up this time
and check my wheel and everything.
So nothing at all will go wrong.
Zero to percent chance of anything going wrong.
Roger, any- Oh, go for it.
You did too, Emily.
OK, awesome.
There we go.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
You're going to see a whole new team, guys.
Any tips, any defensive driving tips for two drivers here?
Because I don't know if you know this, ladies,
but Roger out here, he's going to be taking the track.
He's taking the track today, Tonya, as well.
So you can give you a couple of tips.
What you got for them?
Yeah, I think, like Jeff said, you can't win by yourself.
So this race, more than any of them,
you really got to use your teammates.
Two cars are going to be faster than one,
so you guys are literally just going
have to go like two peas in a pod and try to go as fast as possible pushing
together so does that mean one of us in front one of us in back trying to stay
there yeah I just push you guys just push bumper to bumper and you guys will
go faster than everybody else okay easy we can do that well best of luck in the
race Emily and Emeru looking forward to hearing from you all a little bit later
Thank you so much for that.
All right, lovely.
I think we did good.
I mean, what are they talking about?
What do they mean, push?
So I think they were saying one of us
drives directly behind the other with our cars,
like the butt of the car in the face of one car touching.
Like why?
Drafting?
Because the back car pushes it.
I don't know.
OK.
That's cool.
Give them your momentum.
OK, do you want to be the front or the back?
I guess we'll have to decide.
I guess we'll just see how it lines us up,
because I feel like it'll probably put us in order
in the spawn.
Should we?
Yeah, so should we do that to other cars, too,
or just each other?
It's a boost, but I don't know.
I feel like to each other because that sounds like what they were saying like teamwork.
Okay, okay.
You know someone who actually has a human centipede and an ass car addition.
Oh!
Wait that's so true.
If we have a third person behind us then it is the human centipede.
Ugh, now they're piping the horn.
Ew.
The horn.
I'm so sorry about the horn by the way.
Well, I mean it is totally okay. I feel bad because you know Cheddar's a great cat so cute
And then whenever I see the chore I get the shivers
Dude, you know I I bought you know have you seen those really ugly
deformed cat pillows
Maybe, I think just like pillows?
They're like the cutouts of the cat pictures but they always look very off and creepy.
I bought a chorm one but I haven't gotten it in the mail yet.
Wait that's actually kind of cool.
Like you can have your very own chorm.
Yeah it's going to be chorm.
It's great!
You have your own chorm pillow.
Wait there's even chorm ptosis?
What is it?
Chorm ptosis.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's taking over. I like when you called it Chorm 19
For your game, it's like
Oh, oh that reminds me I saw that you started playing exhibition 33 give me all of your opinions
I want to hear your okay. Okay. Yes, I mean so okay
So we were there's a one time that we were like in NYC. I think together at Comic Con
You're telling me about the plot. Yeah, we were like in the car together
Well, I didn't remember anything you said so that's good because I'm going to the plot like like I don't know
so that's good and
I played it and I really like the gameplay a lot
Mmm, like the parrying is really fun. It's like yes. I'm so good
Yes, like I I'm always like a turn-based game hater
And then this is the first game where I'm like this is actually fun to be determined. Yeah, I agree
I like I don't hate turn-based, but I agree exhibition 33 does not get boring
Yeah, and so then I like the I like how it looks I like a lunace toes
And great toes some of the skin she has to cover the toes. I'm like why would they do that?
Yeah, everyone's here for the toes
and
I don't know I heard the story is really good. So I'm still waiting for the story to capture me. Oh, it's it's crazy
trust me wait okay what part are you at if you I literally just got from the
boat to the island oh and so now it's what's his name Gustave whatever and
Luna Gustav and Luna are my two characters I'm almost I'm pretty early
yeah so I just hear something great things about the story and I'm like yeah
Okay, I'll wait, it's really really good.
I might play it today! After this!
Wow! Awesome!
I'm gonna play Mugenics today.
What's Mugenics?
It's the new, it just came out today, the creator of Finding of Isaac made it, but all the reason I'm playing it is because
I've voiced a cat in it, so I want to find my cat.
Wait, that's so cute.
Yeah, but I'm like kind of ashamed because
the instructions that they gave me where they didn't want me to try to sound like a real cat they wanted me to sound like
Myself saying meow
So it's literally saying meow over and over again like 80 times
What if you don't know which one is your cat? Do you think you'll know?
I don't know if I'll recognize it or not because they put filters over the voice to sometimes like put it up or down
I would try to find it.
Wait, that's so cool, I hope you find it.
It came out today?
Yeah, I think Moist Criticals are voicing it too.
If I find his, we sound almost the same.
We like that to mine!
Moist was iconic in Dispatch, that was so cool.
See the Dispatch stuff?
I didn't know you played Dispatch too.
Yeah, I
Play that you did right? Yeah, I
Didn't like I only did like five out of seven episodes because I hated both of the girls
I didn't what is last okay? Wait? I want to hear why you hate them
Okay, so I think blonde laser is like a weirdo cuz
She was like she was like doing all that when she was dating the night
I agree, but I know it's crazy
I think a lot of guys don't feel that way like they're like I don't care if she had a boyfriend
Yeah, like a lot of the comments I'll read like about like other fans of the game
Or like guys that talked to the game like they love Blond laser, but I thought that was weird
It is weird cuz he was like she was like touching her in his hand and shit, and I'm like, yeah
You were the one who kissed her yes, I kissed her because she was flirting with me, but she had a boyfriend
I'm very passionate about this. You kissed her too. Yeah, of course
I was like yeah that's weird and then my found out she's dating the guy I was like what the
fuck and so then I didn't like her and then Mizzagal and this is just like annoying like
she's pissing me off I forgot why but she's just like going like she just doesn't listen to me
and I'm like you need to listen to what I say she was like going against all my wishes and I'm
like shut the fuck up and Mizzagal do what I say I'm the big boss here no she was you know
She was stressing me out, but she did have heavy, like, I can fix her vibes, which, um...
I can fix your vibes?
Yeah.
Wait, I mean, they're calling me an incel!
Incel?
I'm not an incel!
I'm just saying that this girl was just annoying.
I hated both of them.
I liked Invisigal, but I...
If there were a roster of, like, okay, let's say you could pick any of the characters in
the game, I probably would not have picked her. I probably would have picked, like, I
don't even know who. You would have picked, oh, the only two options?
Huh? Wait, sorry, my thing cut out. It's like, if you wouldn't have picked her, there were
more options. Yeah, like, if you could date any of the characters in the game, I probably
would have picked, like, Moabla or, like, the Bat Shai or Sonar.
Yes. I hope I got a picture.
Yes, go Gnar!
We're talking about this cat all the time.
It kind of like sides, right?
No, like, basically.
Uh, I mean, yeah, the story's like over,
but I think they're gonna make a season 2.
Ooh! That's pretty great fun.
Oh my gosh!
Okay, yeah, I'm excited.
I can't wait for you to find your cat!
Meow, meow.
Meow.
It's like once you're done with the story, it's like, oh, we look good in here!
Oh, it's Daytona!
Wait, I mean, I'm good at this.
Because there's like not that many curves.
Yeah, this one's easy.
How do you want to laugh?
Okay, so I'm going to try to find your car and push you.
Otherwise try to find my car and push me.
Okay, you're cheddar, right?
Cheddar skin?
Yeah, and if you want.
So I practice doing the breaking and the gas on the turn I can do break gas call-outs
So we do at the same time that you want or we can just say fuck it and just just that'd be so cool
Imagine you do break gas call-out. So it's like it's like we're like we're like humans that the beating
Yes, yes, you break when I break. Yes. I feel like yeah, or break. Yes, and they're like we turn at the same time
That'd be so cool.
We should try that because I actually can't break now.
We should be ready.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Where?
Usually, this one usually doesn't need breaks.
Really?
Okay, well, let's go.
Well, I think it's so better to break on like the two big turns.
A little bit just at the beginning.
Oh no, someone said you don't need to break here at all.
Okay.
So then maybe we just like try the-
Oh wait, someone said to do that.
I said detach on the turn or you'll spin out.
What did that, did I say that again?
Depatch on the turn or you'll spin out.
Okay, so we only hit each other directly straight.
I guess.
Okay, that kinda makes sense.
Oh my God, they said that we could
win the whole thing, I mean.
Yeah, cause there's double points today.
So apparently we have enough points
that if we won today, we would pass all the other teams.
Oh my god, guys, this could work, this could work.
Okay, I'm gonna lock in.
Yay.
I hope this all comes together.
As long as we beat Ron, I don't really care.
But I would like to beat Courage and-
Starting the lobby, starting the lobby.
Okay.
Lock in, make sure you're clicked into your tab.
Yes, it looks good. Okay. Go look at me. Good luck. I can't look at chat, sad.
Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god.
Okay.
Me too. Wait, are we missing? Oh, no, there's...
I mean it's like the oh god walk in wait I'm scared why is it nighttime in game
wait where are you I'm the chat car on the black car
I'm four okay I'm not 10 but I kind of spawned back here
I think you're hot.
Who is that doggy? Who is that?
Yeah, why is he so much faster?
What?
What the hell?
Okay, okay, I'm behind you, behind you?
Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
I'm trying to light it up so you can...
Inside him.
Grrrr!
He's doing your thing.
I'll go behind other people.
Okay, okay, yeah.
I might have been like the spectator car or something that zoomed off on me.
Oh my god.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Okay, reset, reset.
Uh, reset, reset.
Wait, what do you mean reset?
I need to reset my, oh my god.
You can catch up, you can catch up.
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Don't you worry at all!
Yes, I'm right behind Tim the Catman, don't worry.
Yeah, I'm gonna hurry.
What the heck is this?
That can happen to anyone.
I'm gonna slowly come back.
I actually pushed him in the first place, but it's okay. I'm in third.
Are you second?
I think I'm the second for real players. I think there's a bot first right now.
How fast is it?
Dawn Hunter.
There's a player on my head. I'm looking at the map.
I'm only half of the line!
Well, Agents in first vote, he's such a...
He grinded so hard, he's such a fucking slut!
Agents are dry hard, bro!
He's a slut!
He's also such a... such a slut.
He's fighting.
He's fighting first for the team though.
He's fighting first person though!
I don't know if that's what you're not actually...
Wait, what just happened to me? Oh my god.
I don't know why I thought out there. Did you spin out at all?
No, I'm good. I can't tell it's placement because there's a lot of bought cars in farming.
I have a box that's so annoying.
Yeah, I wish it was just us eight.
I think I'm in second or third though.
You're doing amazing!
I'm third. I'm third.
Yeah, agent definitely practices for sure.
I mean I totally respect being a slut.
But Jesus!
Bro, come on!
I know!
Okay, okay, this is good practice for later.
Okay, I got third.
That's good, that's good!
Agent first.
Guys, it's...
Okay, we can still try our best.
Should I pit?
Uh, I don't know, I don't know what I'm putting.
Do I pit?
Do we pit?
Do we pit?
Uh, okay, I said no, I guess not.
Alright, okay.
I just can't spin out.
I can't spin out.
And then we can get first and second.
Yes, first and second.
All right one go green flag rest restart
I was like, what is restart?
It said restart Jesus Christ.
Restart the game.
Focus game.
Enderity.
Green, green, green.
Go to high.
Go to outside.
One inside.
Go to low if you want it.
Car inside.
One low.
Clear inside.
Clear.
One bottom.
One bottom.
One bottom.
One bottom.
One bottom.
One bottom.
One bottom.
One bottom, clear low, one bottom, one inside, clear outside, not outside now, 3 wide, one low, clear low, far outside.
Okay.
I mean, what's the farthest in front of me?
I think I'm in 4th right now.
Nice, nice.
Like, what?
What?
What am I doing?
What happened?
I always get hit.
Oh stop pushing me! Stop!
Did you get hit?
I was about to spin out because I was getting pushed, but I'm okay.
Okay.
What did I do wrong?
I think I'm in first right now.
You're in first?
I think so, yeah. I think the spectator cars in front of me.
After him?
Or is this...actually this might be a flyer?
Not sure.
Don't touch other cars.
What?
Okay, I just don't understand the...
I don't understand the physics of this.
Okay, how many rounds do we have?
I think I gotta reset next time.
I'm gonna do my- Someone's been out of there! I saw- I just- I just saw my first!
I'm not left! Okay, this is good.
Oh, those lines aren't very good Tim, look a little shaky there.
I'm not mad.
Are you still first, any?
Oh, no, I'm second now.
Oh, that's so great.
Yeah, I like my line.
My line is looking good.
I just have to cut it really close.
Okay, so next time I just can't hit people, like I have to stay in my lane, right?
I think sometimes it's okay to
This is not a single-player game I'm almost there
Fine bro, I'm playing this like a fucking TVP game. I'm like slamming
Guys, there's no one around me, I think I messed up again.
Oh!
Yes!
I think I, I think I just last raised it.
It's still who?
I'm really drifting off the bot.
That was scary.
Emmy's first?
There's nothing happening on my screen, that's what I'm looking at, Chad.
He's fighting for first, he got this.
Okay.
Single player.
Okay, two more laps.
Somehow Ron is doing well.
Oh, I like that.
So I shouldn't hit any cars?
Ever?
But what about this human sympathy thing?
Yeah, I know you do want to drift off of cars, but not close enough where I hit them.
It's fine as long as you're not doing it for too long, because you won't eventually pass them.
But you can build speed off of things behind them.
I'm almost done! 6 out of 7!
Yay!
Okay, I hope we have a few more races. I want to actually be with everyone.
Okay, I think we have one more stapler.
All alone.
Aw, I was so close! I got second.
That's amazing!
Look up first.
I think Ray.
Let's break it first!
That was so close, bro.
I have, like, one unlucky point where I got pushed into the wall. I feel like that's where I went.
Oh my gosh.
That's my life!
Second isn't me. Okay, I beat Rage. This is good.
Rage is minus two.
Hell yeah.
Lost points for them are gained points for us.
So good dot, good dot, Emily.
Hell yeah.
Okay, thank you, Emily!
This one?
I'm locking it
Okay
Why does race work like that when he's driving?
I don't know if there's like some strat to it but I don't know or something.
I mean, he got first, so he's doing something, all right?
Stay high.
Three wide.
All right, high.
Clear side.
Clear high.
One inside.
We're low.
Car low.
Okay.
Car high.
Three wide.
Four wide.
One outside.
We're out front.
Three wide.
Four wide.
Three wide.
One bottom.
Four wide.
Three wide.
Inside door.
What the? Whose car is that? Just stopped in the middle of the track. Is that you? Stop
What? Come on!
What was that?
What?
Okay, fine, fine. It's not bad.
Not holdable.
Okay, I can make it back. I can make it back.
Bro, he's shoving my car.
Okay, we're still with the group.
Yeah, I drove straight into him, but that's fine.
Where's that?
Where's that?
Rage? Okay.
Wow, I think the last place loser is Rage and Ron. That's awesome.
And our team too.
Oh my god. I thought it was a given.
I'm trying to catch up to the rest of the crew.
I'm in the biggest, like, first place desperation plus the fuck ever.
We're just like trying to fuck each other over!
Are you nervous?
They're going to stop attacking the agent!
Oh my god, the man's been out!
Holy shit!
who's the agent?
he was in first light.
first light was just caught.
yes. great. he's spot out.
great great great
let's hear that.
let's go.
he drove straight into the wall.
oh no.
can I catch up to him?
high rage.
quick high rage.
is that him?
Oh my fucking god these men are animals Jesus sorry that was mean
Good job, M8.
Back to single player.
Hey, I haven't touched this car.
I don't see anyone in my review.
Nice!
It feels ominous.
That's like, you're just so ahead of everyone.
No one felt separated?
Wait, they all quit!
Good job!
I'm gonna keep it up!
Almost there!
I always thought it was bad, but I'll have to have it in the end, I'm just kidding.
I- It's like a rat race, I can't catch them!
I'm so far away!
Stupid Ron, I ran to his car, bro!
He got you, bro!
Wait, how- How is he like so far ahead and just standing- I thought they were gonna go!
like they're not those dude I'm not gonna lie my leg is cramping so bad
you're doing amazing
I don't think I can catch up to them
And
Huh, you fucking asshole. Oh my god, he just tried so hard the past piece one out
I don't even know I
Nice try home as a player for sure. No
You know, oh my god, wait, I think
Okay, it was ancient.
Okay.
Woohoo!
Then we passed ancient.
Okay, lock in.
Okay, lock in.
Okay, lock in.
Okay, lock in.
Okay, lock in.
Okay, walk in!
Oh bro, are you all seeing what I'm seeing in my movie?
Animals!
For all the marbles!
Look at my lines, look at my lines.
One line.
Just a lot of things for fun.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner, wow.
Oh, good job, Ellie!
First place!
That's amazing! Great job!
Yes! NIP agent, at least.
Yay! That's huge, actually.
Well, he is actually huge because their team's in first, so you basically took his points.
wow okay so Ray okay yeah Ray you Ray for each truck me and then agent
hello yes that was pretty thrilling
there's more there's more is that over I hope there's another one I don't know
My leg is cramping. I wish there was like a auto hold down gas thing. I know I
Had 14 clean laps my rating is worse
That's okay
Nascar thank you for the hundred
Intemperate thing for the five thanks Nascar. Wow
Nascar was crazy. Thank you
That's fucking crazy. Oh my goodness. Very cool.
Is there more? I don't know. They're they're discussing.
Oh geez. Okay.
Ooh, they're saying it got better and better!
Woohoohoohoo!
Another one of us is saying it for the 10.
Thank you, thank you.
Wait, today's double points day. I feel like me getting first, I have to be first, like second, right?
Like we have to pass 10 encourage, right?
Yeah, that has to be.
It's he's so mad. Who's mad?
Agents.
Bro, he's spun out twice.
Is this a 4-4-1 or another one?
I don't know. I have to wait for what they say. Wait, what's happening?
Oh my god. Is this a real or a full-on one?
Definitely for fun. Wait, I'm gonna watch the main broadcast.
Okay. Wait, who started it? Is this one real?
I think it's... It's definitely not real.
Are we sure?
Yeah. But they're getting interviewed.
Oh, okay. I'm not gonna play them.
You're high, you want it. You're low, you want it.
What do you get? Why are you in a spinning?
Inside. Clear bottom.
Watch the NASCAR thing.
Outside door.
Okay.
Three wide.
I
Team over the course the whole year like agent you're definitely the the faster driver and then Ray
They lost
I
Know way
But yeah, thanks for your time guys, right?
No way
No matter how you shake it
when you want to win 10 seconds real quick in your view.
I think that I think one courage probably won them
because they usually got like 10 at least.
And they were only one point behind them.
That was that.
Yeah, OK, it was definitely both.
And moving in.
Moving in.
Oh my god, second.
All right, next up, we have the winners of our last race.
Congrats on just one hell of a race.
You guys read.
Not yet.
We got to get Tabulaic to score.
So not sure who are the winners of the race.
I'm just saying, the race was great.
Thank you!
Emmy did an amazing job.
She is absolutely doing great.
And I'm so proud and honored to have her as a teammate.
I was locked in and Emily is always so much fun to race with.
But man, I don't know if y'all could hear my comms,
but I was like, dude, these guys are driving like animals.
It was crazy. I couldn't believe my eyes.
We all went to the stream as a matter of fact.
We agreed with you.
Men are animals, and we were right there with you.
So how were you feeling in those final moments there?
So you had the race, a perfect race.
You saw courage, making ground behind you.
Rage was there as well.
Just want to kind of get your thought process
in those final moments.
Were you nervous?
I was sweating like crazy, and my leg
was cramping really bad on the gas bottle.
Wow, wow.
But hey, you did it.
How did it feel to get that win?
It was great. That was my first place of the whole tournament.
So it was nice to get it on the last one.
Yeah. Every single race, you've just been improving and improving and improving.
And then you're blocking there at the end. That's what got it done.
Yeah. I was like, you shall not pass. I was not letting you.
And Emily, I wanted to get your thoughts real fast because you had a spin out.
It would look like it was bad, but before we knew it,
We looked and you were right back in the pack.
How difficult was it to get back into the swing of things?
Because yeah, you dealt with a lot of adversity in that one.
Thank you so much.
Yes, I was very nervous during the first two stages
because I spun out twice.
And then I was like, OK, it's fine.
I'll just, I got a lot of help from my chat.
Thankfully, they're like, make sure you stay in your own bubble.
So I just wanted to keep my cool.
And Emmy was also motivating me.
And I was able to stick with the pack for the last stage.
So I was really happy.
Awesome, awesome stuff.
Roger, any last things you wanted to give them
before we send them off?
Yeah, I mean, regardless of what the points look like,
you guys did a great job.
Emily, bounce it back after the get-and-spun-out.
That's the important part about racing
is that when you have those bad moments early in the race,
you've got to not dwell on them and bounce back
and you do the best that.
Emory, you was on the line, on the right blocks,
just focusing on what was in front of you.
So beautiful execution by both of you guys,
and we'll see what the points look like.
Yay, thanks, guys.
Thank you.
awesome stuff. All right, ladies, we'll hear from you later on. Yeah, very good job. I mean,
I don't think that we got first, but I think we might have gone second. They said the winner
and I was my I almost shit my pants. I mean, pooped my pants. That was crazy. Okay, I need
to join the lobby again. Okay, are we supposed to join again? Yes, water said to do the join
the private lobby with the same password.
Oh, OK.
That's not like it.
Oops, I closed the game.
Oh my god.
You did an amazing job, Emma.
You couldn't do it without you.
Oh, yeah.
It was all you, girl.
Oh, my god.
It was so scary up there.
They were like driving so violently.
Yeah.
They were sliding into each other, trying to pass it
on the side.
Wait, I wonder if the points count for the.
Yeah, it's the end of the lobby.
And then it's going to be a public lobby,
so then your viewers can join.
Just don't share the password just yet.
Oh, OK.
Thank you.
Thanks, Roach.
I wonder if the points are from the last stage or from every single stage?
Is it just based off the last part?
Because if that is, then first and fourth is pretty good, you know?
I hope it's the last part.
I think it's probably all the races today.
I don't know who got first.
Okay, Ray got first once, but they basically implied that they were-
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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I'm going to beat courage.
I love you.
I'm going to beat courage.
I'm going to beat courage.
Hello, courage.
Peru, we're on the podium.
Some people aren't doing it on the podium.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
OK.
Stay here.
All right.
Hit his car.
Hello. Hello.
Oh my god, Ron drives like a psycho!
What the heck?
He drives like a psychopath!
Ron is crazy!
He's crazy!
I'm scared!
Did Cina's points knock out for us, Cina didn't get any points.
Oh!
Oh!
Can we really?
Oh!
Apparently.
Cina's is scared and sad.
He's one of the mayors.
Go ahead.
Yes, it's one of the main.
What the heck?
Well, she was kind enough to fill in for me.
Yes.
Well, is this nice?
No complaints here.
Yeah.
There it is.
I'm going to try to get to the front.
Is that you, Emmy?
Hi, Emmy.
Are you behind me?
That's not Eddie.
Mine is so...
Yes.
My car is black with orange stuff on it and it says Cheddar's on the back.
Oh my God, this is insane.
This is so scary.
A car just like flipped.
Look around.
The car flipped?
Yeah, it was so weird.
I hate Ron, take him out.
No, don't worry, he'll take himself out.
No, literally.
Did I hit him?
I passed him!
Are you okay?
I think I just- oh my god.
There's some kind of like, raw and
You're on the outside.
Ron will play hot or something.
Uh, and?
Outside now.
You're on the air.
I don't believe you, past me!
Thank you, thank you, I don't know how I'm doing so fast!
You mean it means your lines are good and your drifting behind people for maximum speed.
Oh, thank you.
You're making me think that he's...
You're making me think that he's...
Yeah, drift behind them and then try to pass them.
And if someone tries to pass you, you want to try to block them
without, like, ruining your, uh...
your, your, your kitchen.
I rage.
I'm behind you.
And I'm behind you.
Hello, Emily.
Hello, Amy.
Uh-oh.
Ah!
Shhh.
Bro, you're- that black and red car, you are griefing.
You're actually griefing on purpose.
You're actually doing it on purpose. I can tell.
It's on purpose, bro. That's like the third time.
Oh no! Who is that?
Wait, that was fun though. It's okay.
What is this grieving? Why is there a car right there waiting for me?
He's 38.
I went from like 6th place to 33rd.
What is this?
What is he doing?
It's the same guy!
Stop! Stop asshole!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Oh my god, my poor part.
That was good.
What the?
The agent just drove under me.
Hi everyone.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Agent's here. Why is he so far behind?
It's the same. Stop.
Stop. It's the same guy, bro.
I'm being ghosted in this part.
This is crazy.
Oh my god. Is anyone gay?
I like how you can tell who the streamers are based on the cars.
Yeah, they're driving at lunapix.
My cars won't be there.
Aw, my two.
Okay, are they on path agin?
Buddy, oh thank you, thank you!
I'm just waiting for the guy to just appear out of the shadows.
Did you just connect it?
Yeah, did the lobby break?
Yeah, I think so.
Maybe they ended it, I don't know, maybe someone wants to end it.
I was waiting behind, sorry.
Okay, I'm good with the ending there. That's fine. Yeah
Well, what are your plans for the rest of the day I might play some E33
Your child be so happy
Yes, I'll play for a little bit because it's so pretty
Some react to eat 33. How about you? You're gonna play me out. Yeah, you get it. You get it. Yeah
Amazing and we did great job today did so well. Thanks you too. Yeah, this is such a fun thing
I'm sad that I think this is over. It is over. Oh, we're done guys
Wait, we got there
No more racing.
Wow, good time.
Okay, I want to see, like, when they get the revolts.
Maybe they show it later.
So did we win anything?
No, I don't know if we got anything.
We didn't prize money.
I think that went all to courage and tears.
Dang it!
I know!
Well, they were very consistent. They earned it. Yeah, they did pretty well. And they said we stayed third.
Yeah, I really thought we got second.
Yeah, it was a fun day. Great job, Emily. I'll see you soon.
Good job, Emily. Have fun playing.
Thanks, you too.
All right, well, uh, eugenics, let me move my racing setup out of the way.
New black myth video.
Hold up.
That caught my eye.
Oh shit, okay, we're watching this.
Now let me just move my stuff first
All right one second
Dude, I'm so sweaty that I'm disgusting.
Oh my goodness.
Alright guys, that's a wrap.
On that car we did it.
Now who's ready for some mugenics?
I'm kind of worried that I won't even recognize my voice if I get it.
Well, I'm gonna get a cat that has my voice and then try to not let it die, I guess.
But first...
Game science games. New blacksmith game.
Oh! What is that?
So peaceful.
I wonder what's going to go wrong.
What the?
I don't know the origins of this story.
I love the Arthur Morgan, uh-huh.
That's such a good emote.
Thank you for the time.
Thank you, thank you.
So many strange ingredients.
These are minimal.
These are minimal.
What are those?
Hold on, no.
Is she gonna blind them up?
Oh my god!
Yeah, I guess it's Chinese myth-based cooking, but what is happening?
No, that's their guts! Oh my gosh, he's driving them down even more!
I
Oh, I'm going to end this rain!
What is that?
It's some kind of crunchy thing.
Aw, NASCAR says thank you everyone hard!
Thank you NASCAR, that was such a fun tournament.
It was wonderful participating over the weeks.
Chiba, thanks for the 4 months.
Put a hand out, you're not a thinker, bro. I'm just fucking my face!
Don't...
I don't know how to pronounce that.
For the year of the horse, savor the feast, slumber in peace.
The doobie year of the horse.
What a girl can't rest her chin on her hand.
It has to mean I'm pretending to be some profound intellectual or something.
You should have brought a horse to stream today.
It's not even Chinese New Year yet!
Aw, wait.
Heck, he's typed in the NAFSCARD Discord.
Heck, he's a sildegote.
Uh...
Huh.
You're the horse special. This content is now canon. I'm related to the main storyline.
That was cool.
Who was that under the mask? Do the dailies? At least do Wardle and Scrandle, and then I do want to play Mugenics.
But yeah, I'll do my usual dailies at least.
Okay.
Uh.
Alright.
Um.
In the left.
Fuck.
This is the left for you guys.
On the left, we have from the USA a pretzel with a lot of sea salt, $6.30.
And then on the right, from Ireland, we have chicken, curry, and rice with a beer.
Mmmmm.
Yo Paul, thanks for the four months, welcome back.
Those look quite good, but I feel like more people would pick the curry, chicken, and
rice, because it comes with a drink as well.
Yeah.
All right, we have um, from the USA Barbecue Chicken Knot Show, it's $15.
That's kind of ridiculous.
Versus the Ham and Cheese Panini.
you
you
you
you
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Hey Australia loaded fries looks like chicken or maybe pork onions uh parsley or cilantro
dressing
Scotland double bacon cheeseburger Jesus
That is just very sad to look at I
Will take that a depth grander nine out of ten not bad, right?
Not bad, right?
All right, no looking at chat world of time. Oh
Oh wait you know I kind of play that like weird fucked up world association game again.
I actually like that one, but I feel like it's like super hard.
I'll see what is that smug aroo.
I was pretty smug.
And then all that smugness to get third place.
Okay, there's an E in the middle
Okay
Trying to think of letters to test. Let's test
Okay, there's an N there and there's an S in it.
S.
So S is not the last letter.
So it's not sent.
There's no T.
Oh my god, why am I so good at wordle now?
Oh my god bro!
Oh my god!
Dude, I've been like killing it the last like three or four.
We don't talk about the one where I literally failed it though, it was like one letter off
and didn't get it.
Oh my gosh, a wargler, I mean, four isn't that impressive.
If I got him like two or three, I feel like, I don't think I've really, did I?
Yeah, I think if I got two or three, that'd be really, really good, but it's not that
crazy.
Now do the flags.
I'm good, bro.
No flags today.
What was that weird word association game called?
This is the game.
Okay, um, we'll play it together.
Please don't just like look up what it is and ruin it.
Uh, let's start with the word chat.
What?
It's 40, okay?
Wow, that was a great word to start with.
Oh my god, okay, so it's 40 away from the word chat.
Talk.
Okay, talk is farther away.
words. Okay, word is really far away. Chat. Stupid. This word doesn't count. Okay, well,
Annoying conversation.
Communicate.
That's far away.
Converse.
Share.
Far away.
Gossip.
Hmm... sing?
Very dishear. I already guessed it.
Hmm... chat gossip talk.
Um...
So probably is some kind of like...
I mean communicates far away so might not actually be like,
I don't know, like, what about like tabloid?
far away. Um, chat? Um, text. That's really far away. Chat. Um, phone. Call. Shatter.
Yapping, YAP is far away, message, rumor, and those are really far away, chat, gossip,
talk.
We're getting further away, so maybe it's not actually chat, gossip, talk.
um
So we're trying hanging out
Gate
It's closer than text or message or yeah
Hang else far away
Discuss
No
Joke?
Joke is closer than talk.
Chat Joke Gossip.
Um, yell.
Yell is close too.
Chat Joke Yell.
Um, stutter.
This is really far away.
Chat Joke Yell.
Um, sing.
Alright, guess that.
Um, shout.
in the range, kind of, uh, entertain.
No.
Um, cry.
I'm looking at ones in the chat now.
No, it's not cry.
Um, banter, far away.
Oh, Doe Boy, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you.
W. Doe Boy, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
scream mimic that's far away whisper drama far away socialize social now
debate that's really far away ask okay chat joke ask are the top three now
uh persuade no uh i can't believe chats the first word i guess um did i do laugh already
laugh is pretty close um
i did yell did i do whisper yeah we did whisper ready speak i did speak
comedy not comedy speech comment we're getting farther away
Um, entertain, already guessed it, therapy.
Therapy's really far away, 27,000 away.
Um, did I do banter already?
Already guessed it.
Quote, that's a good guess.
Nope.
Chat, joke, ask.
Tell?
Okay, tell us kind of close.
Ailee, thanks for 64 months, thank you.
And Adriash, thanks for 25 months.
Thank you, guys.
Read?
No, read's far away.
Question.
Troll.
Nope.
Say?
Nope.
Agree.
Listen.
Jess.
Nope, no, it's far away.
Inform.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
term for a person and you like I don't I don't know yeah I don't know well carry
it out 106 guesses I did I was so confused cuz the first word I guess was
chat it was for you away oh my god okay any more dailies or did I play my
My mugenics I've been waiting.
Hehehehehehehehe.
Do you play this game with chat?
Oh there's an extension for it?
Uh I mean I kinda wanna just type the words in myself.
I mean I don't know how it works.
It depends.
It depends I guess.
Alright.
Let us play mugenics.
He gets a name the cat you've voiced aren't the names like random like the cats just spawned in
Johnny thank you for the 10 gifts. Thank you. W Johnny. Okay. I'm gonna go get a
I don't know what it's doing with thing.
I
Hi Jay, how are you?
Yeah, I'm just starting it.
Oh, I noticed something.
They had it set to 70s default.
The sound.
I think it's a P2.
You know, magical mustard, thanks for 6 months.
Science!
Scared you didn't I? I know how scary of those words like science can be these days.
But trust me when I say science can actually be a good thing sometimes.
Take this table for instance. A science made this table and the floor it sits on.
There are even people out there who believe that a science made you and I!
What?
But I digress. The point I was trying to make here is that cats are a science too.
Science that I Thomas A. Beanie's invented.
What do you have to do with all this?
Well, we're on the street as you're a bit of a fetal analogist yourself.
I know we just met, but I bet if you and I put our brains together, we can actually change the world.
The cats!
Now take a gander if you find specimens. This is my latest patch.
Street Other Biobats. Choose two. A boy and a girl.
a girl. Trust me, you'll find out why later, pointy face. I'm gonna take Shaker and Jaina.
Oh, what's wrong with Lockon? Wow, okay, I didn't expect you to pass on the best of the bunch.
Whatever. They're pieces we put to good use. Sorry, Lockon.
AHHHHHH!
Did he just meat grinder him?!
Oh my god!
Doesn't nature just cruel?
But it doesn't have to be.
In fact, I think with my brains and your ability to choose less than ideal cats.
Oh my god!
He could really shake things up!
Hell, with enough cats I bet we could reverse time!
Maybe make dying impossible!
All I need is a nuke.
Dude, where do you have to blot in a bit of elbow grease?
Don't worry, I'll be sure to harvest some and lock on elbows before he's incinerated.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!
Now go, my child, can't fly, but I can probably do it.
No, it's just me.
Go into the world and hoard some cats.
Okay.
Um, I'm not sure the best place to put the camera will be for this game, I'll just try it here.
Like I shaker in Janna, or Janna.
Pssst.
Click here.
I- I know, bro! I was- I was just moving my camera!
He kicked you out, huh?
Yeah, he does that.
Name's Butch, even though I could give a frick if you livered die.
I can't help but see a bit of myself in you.
If you get what I mean.
Heh heh.
EWO!
What is wrong with this...
Freakin' Edmund, bro!
You wanna survive in Boone County, you're gonna need to learn how to fight.
So listen up.
This is your team.
These are your enemies.
There's a rat!
Or a mouse!
Your goal is to kill them all!
That'll start!
It's now Janus turn.
You can tell because of that copper thing about Janus head.
This is Janus' basic attack.
Guys, my eagle camera doesn't have a spot in this game.
It's melee range, so you'll need to move next to the rat to hit it.
This is your movement action.
You can move once per turn.
Click it, then click the towel you want to move to.
Okay.
I'm going to move right in front of the mouse.
Now that you are next to the rat, you can attack it.
This is your basic attack.
You can use your basic attack once per turn.
Click attack and then click the rat to attack it.
Sweet, you really destroyed that bastard.
You noticed that you got a buff when you killed that thing?
Strong!
Because of that passive ability, hover over to learn what it does.
Um...
Self-assure, gain a random stat up whenever you down a unit.
You can also hover over your cat learnbook back up does too.
Strength increased by one. Strength affects melee attack and melee ability damage.
There are also spells. There are only one so far, and unfortunately you lack the mana to cast it.
This is how much mana the spell costs, of course. This is how much mana you have.
If you gain mana at the end of your turn, equal to your light bulb, which doesn't let you send your turn.
I'm gonna try moving you guys over here and I will go up here.
Man.
I'm having e-broll camera issues.
Uh, let's go here.
I guess. I don't really see the abilities.
Stop moving us and move yourself off the screen.
Yeah, you're right. Goodbye.
It's now Shaker's turn.
Take your as a ranged basic attack.
While selecting where to move to, you can see a review of your basic attacks ranged
in red.
Move in range to attack, or as close as you can get.
Oh, I see.
Fortunately, you're still in a range to attack the Tom Tom.
However, you do have enough mana to cast one of your spells.
Take a look at roll here.
It won't only cost 4 mana.
You have 5.
You have to roll and then roll closer to that thing.
You're in range to attack the enemy and you should already know how to do that.
Attack it.
Good job.
You landed the shot.
Hey guys, I'm back.
That Tonto is pretty thick, however, so he'll take a few more hits to kill.
Yo, Jim, himmy, thank you for the raid.
And TinyAllison, thanks for 14 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, then turn.
Round two.
Okay, it's Gina's turn again.
You know how many mana to cast your spell, spit.
Select spit and aim at the enemy.
That was some good spitting.
You actually still have enough mana to cast spit again.
You can cast spells as many times per turn as you want, as long as you have the mana.
So spin again, taking a real thick one.
Ewww!
Good job.
At this point I trust that you can finish the rest of the fight on your own.
So I'm gonna go hide in those bushes and judge you from afar.
Good luck.
Uh...
Uh...
Move.
Basic attack.
Smack and turn.
Ow!
Basic attack.
Die.
Yay! Victory!
Hello, Amatod. Hope you're well too. Beginners luck.
Okay, now listen. You show me finished combat. One of your cast is going to level up.
Check out a little Shaker. He's about to get a full up better. Just look at all these options.
Urgent is going to let you choose yourself, but I feel the need to point something out.
There's a pretty awesome combo here.
Check out Shagra's current passive effect up there.
Hop blood and burn you inflict is increased by one.
Now read what sunburn does.
It inflicts burn one and blind one at infinite range.
Sunburn makes things burn and hop blood and makes burn more burning.
Take sunburn already or not, it's your funeral.
I'm gonna take sunburn I guess.
Someone's learning.
Okay, but remember every cat is different so you can always check what your cat's passive ability does
Cat's passive can make or break a run and combos with win games always be on the lookout for abilities that combo
All right
Attack butch out smart butch
Push watch your past should you use broader brains to get past them check your stats. Well, my intelligence is the highest
I have 8, so I'm gonna try to outsmart them.
Check your voice cleverly behind the glitch, distracting him.
Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants.
You're lucky your intelligence is so high, you'd be chewing rocks.
Check your out small catnip baggy.
Yo, Nenya, thank you for the sell the welcome.
Catnip bag, what does that do?
in 7 mana.
Stick!
Oh yeah.
I got a stick.
What's that for?
Use a melee attack with plus one reach.
Use four times.
Okay so I guess if you're like one out of range you can use it.
Hold up, you do not want to go into this boss fight unprepared.
You know, Mr. Monopoly, thank you for the prime.
You have items that you have not yet equipped to your cats.
Click here to equip them first.
Oh.
Okay, I gave Shaker the stick and the catnip bag.
All right.
time for a boss fight. I trained Pebbles here myself. He's about to rock your world.
Show me what you got. Oh, also, one last tip before I leave it up to you. Attack from
behind to do more damage. Okay, I guess I will keep that in mind. Let's move over here.
I'm entering.
Oh, shit!
Come on!
I don't know.
Okay, um, stick.
Patent bag.
Roll.
Let's move
up here.
And then we're gonna roll.
This guy's ranged.
So then going here is fine.
And then I use the stick.
Ah!
And then I used the basic.
Um, alright.
Welp.
Hey!
You might have noticed this already, but take a look up here.
This is the order that you never use to take your turns.
Yo, Herko, thanks for 28 months!
Trimmer is usually the same around so pay attention to it or don't I
Don't know what I need to do that. I
Spit on you
I spit on you
And then I move
Let's discuss that some being a random stat up whatever you don't get it
full sunburn. Okay, this is my new ability. Sunburn! He's casting fire! Very cute.
Or use a stick or not. Wait.
Okay, that actually did damage too, in turn.
Okay, so I'm going to attack the rock, nice, and I'm going to sit on it.
Did I cancel the Sumber?
Am I just put out the fire with the spit?
I'm not sure.
I think I did.
Let's go somewhere again.
We're going to use the melee and I'm going to move.
I'm going to re-next him.
I'm gonna roll away
Yo techno techno techno Viking can't wait techno Viking thank you for the sub and rice rice
Nice, Lee, thank you for the prime.
Looks like Shaker got hit pretty hard.
Don't worry though, he's not dead yet, only down.
When attack is down or fight,
they get injured and one of their stats gets reduced permanently.
They'll let their body get hit too many times
or they will actually die.
As long as your other cats can finish the fight,
your downed cats will still survive,
so finish the fight.
All right, call it to you, Janna.
Spit on him.
Actually, I partially left the burn on the nose dumb, I think.
I think that was dumb.
Oh, shit!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I quit!
I quit! Okay, we win! Shaker's back!
She's actually going to learn passive. Gatoramms has to be down a unit. Walk, plus
two, shield, spawn a poof on an adjacent tile. Why would I want that?
I'm missing either by 2 HP.
Um, I don't think I really want the heal.
Cause this guy's like a frontliner, a little bit, like a damage.
So maybe I'll take...
You know, I'll see what this does, I guess.
You all learned.
Congrats, you did good out there.
out there. This marks the end of your first little adventure. It's time to go home.
They'll bring back any food, coins, items, treasures, and injuries you gain during
your journey. These supplies will hopefully prove useful to you at some
point. Oh, and if you ever want to save an Exeter on, just click that thing. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
The basic gate returns home. I think I see a house ahead.
Camp mea. C'mon, c'mon!
Well hello, neighbor?
Yes, it's me. Mr. Tinkles.
You've no doubt heard about me around town, and yes, all the rumors are true.
I spread them myself!
Just like my li-
AHHHHH!
Disagreed. What am I saying...
God, I'm so bad! Anyway, you can call me Tank.
My God, look at these kitties. They just returned home from an adventure and they look busted.
I'm blocking the doors.
The cats that have already been on the adventure are retired.
That means they won't be going on any more adventures.
Why don't you take these guys aside so they can relax comfortably?
I welcome you to the house.
Well, they seem pretty comfortable, I guess.
So you can now end the day and watch what happens when the lights go off.
Hey, Max, have you had the day?
Every cat leaves one food. Make sure you always have more than enough.
I forgot that Edmund warned me about that and told me I should turn it off.
Should I turn it off, guy?
What the hell was that?
Oh my wonderful night, don't tell my wife about what we saw.
No!
I mean, yeah, it's not that bad.
You have a new kitten. The censored animations are funny too.
I kind of want to see the censored ones then, then maybe I'll f*** the side.
Even your kitten will need to grow up before he can go on an adventure though.
Don't worry, there is something in the water here that makes them grow up in like one day.
Also look, a stray has come to your house looking for love.
You should take them inside, right?
Acorn.
If you're seeing enough kids or collecting enough strays, you can take them out on an adventure to find more supplies.
You'll want four fresh kids to send on an adventure, but you don't have enough yet.
Just be like so just like keep ending the day and collecting shrines we do also you can right click the kitten
See if he inherited anything from his parents and check his stats
Okay
You stuff
He has short shot and dumb
And he's a weird-looking flicker. Oh
Okay
He corner his tunnel dig to any open tile
Um, and then Melee.
They are both boys, so they will be making more pens.
Okay, how do I, how do I, oh, pumping animation!
Random!
I want to see the safe one, I want to see the safe one.
Okay, End Day.
And I was calm, nothing of significance occurred.
There's a poop there, do I need to clean it up?
Sookie, it's a girl!
Welcome Sookie, she's kinda cute.
Short shot.
Yes, and Jace gets to move away from you.
You have a 25% chance to inflict air on them.
Okay.
That sounds useful.
At the end of the day, I do have enough food for them.
And that was calm nothing else would have happened to her epic soul. Thanks for 31 months. Oh
Yeah, with that new straighter you have enough cats to go on another adventure
So put them in the adventure book and get ready for a journey for the adventure box
Now let's take oh wait ramble claw
You may lay in soothing glow heal yourself one
Cat can't be put into the adventure box because he is retired.
K-Porn, Brambleclaw, Janna, and, uh...
Let's take Sufi, okay, I'll take it.
Callers, equip class called...
Oh!
Oh!
A hunter, shoot things from 400 grit distance while staying on a danger themselves.
Ranger themselves, mage.
Ranger very casting spells.
Tank.
Tanks absorb damage, fighter melee damage.
Okay, steal yourself one.
Maybe you can be the tank.
Heat corn, tunnel.
You can be the fighter.
Suki, hiss, short shot.
You can be the mage.
Dump and short shot.
Okay, you're the hunter, I guess.
Storage, I'm gonna give the stick to the fighter, and then mana, who has attack everything around
you three, oh I'm gonna give him the catnip too.
The small nature kids embark upon an adventure.
I might be slow but I'm also fat!
Oh great!
Major's lowest intelligence, oh shit I didn't look at the base chat so I was just looking
their abilities I didn't think about that all right let's head out oh my god
there's so many of them okay um it's heller reflex when a unit damages you
counter-attack doing one damage in a flick of bruise okay um okay you know done
lock thank you for the prime welcome tunnel dig in the open tile okay I don't
have the tunnel let's go here and then I will attack one shot that bitch and then
I will move
Behind this guy and stab him with the stick
The stick broke
Damn, okay in turn
This is my major character magic thought she to charge their tongue in their sight this win slash
Okay, I pause your basic attack deals ice damage inflicts slow water has a 15% chance of freeze
Okay, let's move here.
Magic dart.
Uh, they're not in my line of sight.
I have to enter.
Push attack.
Dab short one's chasing the attack.
Belly flop.
Don't tell me how to mobilize anything you land on.
Then we flop.
Oh, I should have moved in there.
moved and then belly flopped. I'm dumb.
Alright, push it back.
Plus 16! Holy shit.
Yo, economic! Thank you for 17 months, for 18 months. Thank you.
Welcome back, economic.
Double DZ, thank you for the prime.
This is my Hunter character.
Whenever he comes within range, shoot them for one damage.
dumb spot of poop what does this do it's just a one HP item I guess you use it's
like block off enemies I guess I don't know
12! Holy shit! Crazy damage! You have actual 10s, 20 months!
the poop contains loot oh shit I did not know that I'm gonna use the catnip and
And then spin!
I thought that guy was in range too. That's so good.
I want to move in range for him though.
Spin again!
Okay, um, we're gonna go attack the poop. See if anything's in there.
I think those are just coins in it.
Back off!
Yo Anom, thank you for 31 months, welcome back.
Flee shot, shoot a flea to unit.
There's a flea.
It's melee attack damages itself.
Bye.
I think this is going quite well.
Yeah, we're heading at the coins!
Fuck!
I guess I shouldn't have killed him if I get the coins.
She doesn't actually really learn.
Man, I'll go- uh, what's my passive? Ice Paw.
Okay, Fire Bolt, though. Cast a Fire Lush or Spell.
That inflicts Burn 1 as a signature against a stun.
Just off this list. Unit Fire Spell that burns 1.
Um...
Yeah, I wish- I didn't get a nice one.
This one seems crazy.
Let's get Fire Bolt.
We're looking, dummy cats can be seen about just way to be pounced on it trading day.
The cats wonder striking the dummies will be like using the scratching post back at
home.
There's a dump 999.
It takes damage to meet five sparks.
Oh, there's a little guy here, you see this little guy?
I'm going to move.
Uh, oh wait, there's coins on the ground.
There's a coin.
There's food there too.
Okay, this.
Wind slash.
Firebolt.
We're going to move in range to try to cast a firebolt.
Oh, there's rats!
I didn't even notice the rats!
A belly flop.
Die rat die.
Okay, um, I'm just gonna have this character just shit and open the road.
Wait, can they not go?
Fuck.
Um.
For loot.
Okay, that's quite a bit too much.
Oh, so it damages everything when you hit it.
Damn, 16 big crit.
Niko best decision, thank you for the 14 months, welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This one's Flash Firebolt.
Oh, I hurt myself.
Whoops.
You know Stanley code games 30 months. Thank you so much
On the rat die rat
go pick up the coin this is your job now this is all you exist for
No! My mage cat died!
Fuck it.
It worked.
Choose an active ability to learn.
Inhale, suck all units in a straight line one tile towards you.
Ram, knock back a unit of four tiles then dash forward and attack it.
Your movement range is doubled until the end of the turn.
Juice, stick.
Put it to where you stick.
I think only Bramble Claw has to heal, so...
I'll do that.
Tee hee hee hee hee hee thanks for 9 months and Sennax 11 months, Mr. Rat 22 months.
Thank you guys.
Is there some change to help my Nanna?
He also has a 5 coin.
Sorry my Nanna doesn't like you yet.
What?
You know, Sean, 28.
Thank you for the 10 months.
Walk in.
The soul nature kids versus Macy.
The little range is doubled.
Well, if I have tunnel...
I'm just trying to get behind the 10.
Oh! It was a trap! Macy protects her kids when they are attacked!
Okay, so I guess we need to focus Macy.
I know we can range attack them.
I think. Firebolt.
Let's move up.
I'm not in range of Firebolt.
Okay, I guess I'll have to wait.
You lift the- you lift the cannon.
Oh!
Alright, no shitting.
You have to walk in.
Whoa!
You can't do anything!
Okay, fine, shit.
Do something!
That's the thing.
Okay, juice.
I killed myself oh my god yo Ajax thank you for the 10 bucks
I don't know...
As I messed up...
This is going horribly...
I think I have the wrong strat for this fight.
Round 3.
Watch this!
Fuck, wait, I ran out of mana.
This is fine.
Kill the kitten!
Okay, flea shot.
Are you just murdering a bunch of cats?
I mean that's the game, it's like, you're a gang of cats versus the other gang of cats.
You know?
Weird range.
the kittens are so cute their mom is not so cute
seven damage from the kitten this fucking ridiculous I'm crazy
Alright, we're gonna attack this thing and then spin on the maw.
Okay, 5 damage left, she's almost dead.
This is huge.
Mother has been killed, now we just must murder all the babies.
Kitten escaped.
Loot!
Where are they escaped?
Dude, all the guys didn't get to pick up any of the coins!
Yeah, I feel like a piece of shit. She's an active ability to learn, for the tank.
Scabby, plus she doesn't take damage.
See if you're reviving adjacent bodies with 1 HP, pushing it back one tile.
Wap, knock, timing's up right here together. Kill yourself.
Chew, Cud.
Um, I thought I said Chew, Chud.
Fiery, 111 months, welcome back.
He's got the rare white badge.
I mean CPR seems pretty good.
The 1HP is like not even that useful and this guy can just sustain himself forever.
He's the tank and he has two heals.
And I have the double healing thing, you think?
Plans, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh yeah, bandage heals double.
Block and counter back stabs.
I'll put that on this card.
And I see where it's in on his head.
Chaos, thank you for the gift sub.
Hard.
I can't even go that way.
Youstiff stumbles upon a cat part.
Ewww!
What should he do?
Sneak by, join in, fight!
Five, nine, three.
Okay, we're gonna sneak by.
He's just slowing back so he's hoping
to not try any unwanted attention.
Join in, no!
Absolutely not, bro.
Okay, we're gonna tunnel.
Behind this guy, teleport behind you and attack!
20 damage!
Holy shit, he exploded!
There's a maggot here.
Okay, Suppy, um, move you up here and then we're going to firebolt this little kitten.
It's on fire!
All right, now you do your job and just, yeah, just, yeah, I think I'm going to have
There's nothing in it!
I'm just hurting my own cats.
Alright, um, I'm just going to pick up the coin I guess.
dart, win slash
I got this one on coin duty, I'm making it pick up the scraps.
Oh, a corn is dead unfortunately I really thought that would hit it.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Victory!
What's that?
She has an active ability.
Flick marks on a target.
Mark incoming physical damage has 100% crit chance.
Ignore shield and can't miss.
Picnic.
You and adjacent units each shield 5 HP.
Charm trap.
Charm trap, spawn a trap that deals damage and inflicts Charm 1, it behaves as well on your team per.
If you want to stack a random debuff from yourself in adjacent units.
What do you guys think? I think I'm going to get one of the actives.
I don't think I really want the trap that sounds kind of like... hard to use.
The Charm trap. Oh my gosh, shut the hell up.
Suki feels pangs of hunger. She likes her wounds, but they won't heal.
Oh, Suki. Oh wait, they're all low. Oh wait, I- for some reason I thought that their health
was, um, they were healing each time. Okay, yeah, technique was the right choice for sure.
Karen, thank you for the eight months wish-twisted and called my name. I'm not a Karen guys
Okay, then um, Karen acts
Karen acts
That is sorry, I don't know I suck at reading
Karen acts
Mark IV
What does that do?
Every fourth spell you cast gain plus two intelligence.
Roid rage.
Gain plus five strength for the rest of battle.
Okay, we're putting that on our fighter for sure.
And then that goes on the caster.
Meow.
There's a cat-cat-ass down here.
Okay, looking to buy something?
Let's make it snappy.
I gotta get back to P-Mart soon.
P-Mart.
Wear a candy, one cow will level up immediately.
Use shirt.
Carbord mask.
Hydro flammable, brutal and wet.
Use shirt.
Oh, super, wear a candy.
Yo, D-P-K-G pink noise.
Thank you for the prime.
Ready, target, enemies will attack you instead of your allies if they can.
Protective, your allies have race 1.
Strength and numbers.
Your familiars have plus one damage for each other familiar have. I don't think I have familiars.
Mine are the meek. Damage you deal, that's two less is always critical.
I will do priority target to this one.
Blue money, thanks for the three months. Thanks I guess.
Cardboard, I'm too broke.
I'm too broke.
You have Dillwack, thank you for the prime.
And thank you new money, okay, so I could go down to the chicken leg or I could go the
oh wait, I can't go down actually, that must be like a different path, I have the important
thing I'm off.
Alright, well, radical rat, I love this film, napalm in the morning, oh shit he is so cool,
okay, um, which cat has the heel, which cat has picnic, is it Yusuf?
Of course, it's Tzuki, because I might just want to like A we heal, put them all around
your stuff.
Bon-Bomb, uh-oh.
Okay.
Nice, the auto hit from the hunter and just shot people if that's the way.
Okay, we're gonna heal everyone.
I don't have mana for it.
Monka.
Turtle.
Uh oh.
Oh no!
They're all on fire!
Um, um, we're going to huddle still.
Don't give up!
No!
Um, um, are we gonna huddle still?
Huddle still, give up!
AHHHHH!
I really need this heal, bro. I really, really need this heal.
Picnic!
That was not that good, but I think it was.
I don't know, bro.
Okay, full health on you and we're gonna we're gonna move you out of the range of
the bomb. I'm on fire! Did I walk into it?
Yeah I like this music.
Tunnel for the rat.
Okay, Royd range.
What's spin?
Man says, thanks for 31 months. My what big ears you have.
Thank you.
Got nothing damage.
I'm dumb when I do that.
No!
My mech cat is dead!
Dude, fuck this guy!
No! My mage cat is dead! Dude, fuck this guy! Well, the goodness is my tank cat is very,
very, very hard to kill.
That was disjuice.
I'm going to move.
I have to walk into the fire.
I think it's fine.
I should be allowed to damage them.
Uh oh.
Uh.
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Move up.
Picnic.
Oh, I can kill the bomb.
Hey, why can't I... I can't hit the bomb! It's over!
I crit. It's okay.
Okay, let's um...
Okay, the bombs are dead.
Nice.
A little jolt is for the sake of it.
We got this rat, he is so cooked.
Yeah!
In five rounds.
I have a fork.
Yo NPC match, thanks for the three months.
Thank you, thank you.
Thanks for the three months.
I have a fork
Yo NPC match thanks for the three months. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks Matt and sloth. Thanks for the 20 months
Okay, uh blee bad at the end of your turn spawn flee familiar as you get to number eight. He killed his battle
Animal control your basic attack cause the units to really
attack
Basic attack causes units to immediately attack an enemy in range
I don't have units there, do I?
Born arrows.
Your basic attack spawned rambles.
I don't attack this.
I can just spawn a coin when you move over a tile.
I know what the coin was.
Even though I feel like I'm not going to get it.
Are they just means other enemies?
Okay, I'll try animal control.
Heal 5 HP, you need to kill a unit or destroy a corpse.
Give it to the fighter, I think he does the most damage on my team.
But I think it's over anyway.
Their journey has ended. Now they're going to be retired.
I'm so proud of them.
You can now adventure to the sewers. Ew.
Welcome home, guys.
Oh boy, I can't wait to see what happens at night now.
Oh, that's the safer work generation, I guess?
They made two guis!
Oh, it's rainin' again.
Rain is a spooky one.
I think it's rain because we did bad things.
The rain man sees what we be doing and he tells us.
We are Frank and we live under your house.
But you hear a scratch and it gets itchy down here sometimes.
Sometimes we like seeing itchy because being itchy makes us work harder.
They didn't know Frank build your house, no lying.
We make them houses as fast as we make brown.
We are just kidding on you.
But really, we love to build, so if you're going to want to have more Housemaid, just ask Frank.
Frank do need to be paid, though. We don't work for kids anymore, no. Frank wants friends.
Cat friends! See that pipe over there? That pipe goes all over those places.
You want to send a kitty out? Push him down that pipe and bam, there you go!
We don't want just any kitty though. Frank want retired cats only.
I think we like retired cats because we are kind of retired too. Okay. Well you go night night. I
Guess it's like trash can for cats. I don't know
Which which is hideout
So check this out. I've got a new collar for you this class is called the cleric
Pretty hoity-toy religious type.
A judgmental shirt. A boy can they heal things.
The salt cleric on your team ain't no one going down.
And if someone does, just pray out it.
Cleric color is now available.
Merchette.
Cat's passive abilities are the most important attribute.
I sure learned them to keep from my mind when drafting new abilities.
They are the key to some amazing combos. Keep your eyes peeled.
Okay, I'm back in the house.
Lexus Ferrum, thank you for 50 months.
Yusuf got together with Jaina.
Wait, is it Yusuf the son?
Jaina's son?
Oh, boy.
Tsuki started a fight with Jaina.
Jaina was rewarded with plus one intellect.
Tsuki suffered a rough broken paw.
Oh my god, they're all fighting!
There were no winners.
Oh, I have four hats now.
They got together, and they made a kitchen.
aww
that was a cute animation
oh wait, I will set it to um
random
for all of the giggler
so I have a mustache
a pig nose
doll up, game plus one
lips
I don't know what staff that is
sure I'm gonna take you. Oh this one's gender is question mark. That's cool. Take Giggler,
Silver. Take you guys. Okay, equip cast callers. Constitution and Dexterity. Melee attack that
It deals your damage equal to half your bow rounded up.
I guess we'll make him the Muncher then.
Igler, Dallup, Short Lob shot, Strength, Charisma, and Luck.
We'll make you...
This is Max mana.
This will make you the cleric.
Pulling it towards you, attack a unit will make you a tank, I guess, and you gain shield.
You don't make that guy a tank, actually, and you can be a fighter.
Oh my god.
No, actually, this guy will be a fighter.
base stats are way better. Alright, this is the squad. Heals heal you for twice as much.
Heals allies but damages enemies. I guess I'll put that on.
I guess I'll put it on the tank.
Block and counter back stabs.
After a 4 spell you cast, gain plus 2 intellect.
That seems good for cleric, gain, and elect.
I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
The wolf hunts its prey.
Alright, another journey. Which one do you voice?
I don't think I've gotten a cat with my voice yet.
I guess she's at the start moving in front of enemy.
Pick skull.
Any injuries you get are concussions.
You get plus three for each concussion.
The cap is 30 shield.
What?
Wait this cat's crazy.
Doesn't this seem really good?
Doesn't seem really good.
Be careful.
Dumb shield, shield build.
Next time an ally is targeted by an enemy, switch places with an ally.
We'll put that on this guy.
As he's the squishiest. Oh my god, it's really the stop the halt
Why is he singing along?
So cute!
I love that!
He's getting one of the coolest cats.
Open moons and attack that deals more damage the less health the target has.
Okay, and execute.
Kind of in plus one charisma.
Ooh, we call the dollar, it solves up.
Set up.
Yes.
More!
More!
What is that?
Oh, they don't like one.
Move.
Move up.
Round two.
Are you laying?
Move from this guy.
Swap!
Wait, there's a food there.
It might be worth ignoring the rat and going for the loot.
Oh, there's maggots, too.
I don't even know if this is worth up to there.
He just charmed brainwashed the maggot!
What?!
incarnation
So much charisma!
You believe it?
No.
Plus, we have a very pretty cat.
And there's just one maggot left, but I really want this food.
Oh, that dropped a coin.
I'm just greeting for the loot, I'm being a loot goblin bro, I'm sorry.
After this I will stop, I won't do this every round, I swear I just want to see what's in
the trash bag.
One coin, okay so it's just coins, I guess.
No!
No!
Yo! Oph, thank you for the 20 gifted subs!
Thank you! Thanks, Oph!
One cat's voiced by Markiplier.
Oh my god, they have so many cool people in it.
Like, um, like...
Like, I'm not gonna say it.
Thank you, Oph, thank you for the 20.
I appreciate that so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Pick up this coin and now we just have to kill this one last rat
No, it ran away
Little take that
But I got bad luck because the enemy ran away
I might have to feel all this hurt.
Keep its arrow, shot the damages and inflicts charm.
Spawn maggot friend!
Spawn maggot familiar.
Okay, your base attack deals plus 1 damage for each tower you shoot beyond range 3.
Attack that hits all units in a straight line.
Fire hitman, spend 7 coins summon a buddy- oh, summon a bounty hunter.
Castable once per turn.
What the hitman one sounds cool.
The wine shot sounds really good, especially with the passive.
Plus 1 damage for each tile below 3.
You collect a lot of money, try it.
Let's try it and see.
Silversture comes across the decaying remains of a long dead creature.
It appears to move slightly, but he thinks it might have been the numerous insects that
have looted our gate.
Eat.
Loot.
Examine.
Wow.
These stats all suck.
Okay.
Eat or loot, guys.
What do you think?
Guys, I'm kind of... kind of thinking about ordering a pizza.
I don't know.
What do you guys think?
I'm trying to get it, I guess.
Uh, I suppose you catch the decay drawn by the dooder. He leans in and bites in the decaying flesh.
Silver got a brain maggot! He's plus one charisma!
Okay. That works, I guess.
Okay, we still could front the big guy in the back.
I pressed it, but nothing happened.
I need to end turn for it to work.
I don't think it worked.
Oh, we have to place them somewhere.
I'll fuck that up, you know what I'm having a problem?
I'm about to get a gang up on my poor tank cat.
Oh shit!
The bounty hunter can shoot anywhere with his light aside for fur's long shots.
Oh boy.
He'll allies, but damage is out of means.
He's... um... I don't know.
I'll kill you.
Dude, the bounty hunter only has 9 HP.
He's about to die!
What the heck?
Oh my god.
Nice.
Picky, um...
Yippee!
Awesome, the bounty hunter was not worth it, it's expensive!
I should at least save it for a boss fight or something.
Not bad.
Uh, go to 4-star anime towards you.
Swap, swap, this isn't any ally.
Shoot a rock forward, heal yourself one.
If you end your turn without using your basic attack in plus 1 damage and plus 1 thorn.
counter back that works sure large pile of trash blocks missions way ahead the
large heap is composed of deceased cats a truly horrifying sight we're gonna
loot it oh my god this actually is a must-hat glory thanks for 28 months
Mission climbs onto the pile and pulls up some of the objects looking for anything useful.
This looks like junk, but she manages to salvage some scraps.
Mission got used shirt.
Mission stored seven food.
Um.
Meow.
Meow.
All right.
Take that.
Um...
Meow, meow.
Alright, take that.
Alright, let me see.
This is the one that if you attack the kittens, she'll auto-she'll switch frames with them.
Oh, one shot the kitten though.
On front.
Holy shit, they've beaten my ad concussion!
No! Oh my god!
The kittens are crazy!
Oh my god!
No, my god.
Dude, the three kittens are beating my ass!
Yeah
The kiddie's name is O'Driscoll?
Who?
Oh.
O'Drannel?
I mean, yeah, it's pretty close.
Minus 14!
Oh my god.
Big crit.
Yeah, fuck those O'Driscolls, bro.
Minus 14! Oh my god!
Big crit.
Yeah, fuck. Frick those old riskals, bro.
Oh, the- wait.
Giggler charmed the mom.
That's actually huge.
It's she's killing her own babies, but she missed and she's not anymore. Damn. That would have been good.
Yo, it's Hypnotic. Thank you for the two months. Welcome back.
Miss!
Oh, brother, I'm out of here.
Here.
Fuckin' wounds.
Let's use that.
Wait.
That's my cat.
Why did it even let me attack it?
Dude, what is wrong with me, bro?
Wait, no, it's said, wait, it should heal.
I can't believe this how could this have happened
Got some of those fast cats coming.
Hold on.
More charisma.
You brainwashed the mom again.
Nice.
What?
Guys, I think I fucked up really bad.
I think we're on a show for
Oh no. Oh no! It's so over man. It's so over. Only my healers left. No! It's a flop run!
I think it's still not going to be enough though.
Okay, nice.
Oh, wait!
They're back!
Oh wait, they're back!
Let's go!
They got revived.
Let's go! Wait, I thought it was over.
I thought the run was going to be completely cooked.
Choose an accessibility word.
Tail whip.
Attack that hits 2 tiles in front of and behind you.
Flex off, you and each ally cat gain plus two and knock back adjacent units to tiles.
We jump into an open tile with an range of inflict bruise.
Increase all incoming physical damage.
Um, flex off, I think I'm blowing units back into cone one tile.
He's a fighter, he doesn't need intelligence.
I can't say I go down the harder path.
While traveling, O'Drainall finds a lock, it appears to be in decent condition.
Examine, ignore.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
It remains clamp shot, oh well.
Oh, darn.
I fricked up.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Okay.
Let's do the cat game.
Let's do the cat game.
I guess I'll just use the bow.
Now I'm poisoned, I think.
My turn.
What's wrong with you?
My dear.
It's been something that's still going to bounty hunter now.
Don't be sad.
You're so noisy.
It's really cute.
It coins.
Oh, I hit- I broke the cast! I'm so- I fucking suck. Oh my god.
I didn't think that would happen. There's so many interactions.
I'm- I'm sorry, Misha. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Come at them.
Meow, meow, I know what.
How do I mess this up so bad?
I'm going to let you hear the kitties.
She's walking the screen now, I can't see.
Nice.
Oh, it's okay.
Okay, make a unit, the alpha. Bonus pass to the alpha as a 50% dodge chance. Turn foe.
Fortunately, our units can move away from you. Healing, Solve. You are an adjacent unit, gain plus one health regen.
Okay, um, yes, do you think you can just move away from me?
Well, I'll take this, I think.
Silverstrip, Pupio, D-Dogrofer...
What?
I don't know what that is, I don't know what that is.
You're into solo, you can't understand!
That is unfortunate.
Other necklace.
Plus 15 dodge chance.
Meow!
Meow! Meow!
I don't want to get so far into this.
Hey, looking to buy something?
Just make it snappy. I gotta get back to P-Mart soon.
Alright, again. Half a blade. Whatever.
Two backs up, getting plus one serrated claws.
Plus one bleed. Your taxes look bleed.
I think this is a fair fair carry.
I think this is a fair fair carry.
Forever, when you down you, you heal 5.
You'll have 10 or more damage, a single hit, game plus 2,
and you damage all the game, plus 1 damage.
It's poison. Oh, see, you can't-
Okay, so, I guess there's mechanics to damaging allies, actually.
When I ran, you were killed in one of my units.
My bad.
I may be dumb, but I am stupid
What is this?
Plus one shield I think yeah, I think I'm gonna order the pizza
I'm going to get a small, with mushrooms.
Okay.
Oh, it's by one get one free. That's crazy
Well
Music so good
I am gozar, thank you for the prime.
I can summon the bounty hunter
You know Hodra can take 27 months
I thought I'd have more time to kill the uh, fill the bombs.
Well, the rest is my- rest is these my seven dollars.
Oh no.
Meow.
This
It's so over can't the cleric res though
Maybe I'll get lucky and uh fucking Giggler will charm the rat.
This is so cool.
Those bombs are just so hard to deal with.
Okay, uh, this guy's back.
Plus seven, nice.
Take that
I don't even get time to hit it!
All of my days, I'm taking them out
And in my dreams, I'm a king of cats
King of cats, I will hunt you down
And you know what you can do
For you to have my feet
Oh no
All I got is not to eat
Like, what the heck?
What am I supposed to do there?
Pass your house away to the return of the fighting servants, but no in return.
Damn.
They all died, I guess.
Well, I guess you have to end the day for running long food.
They got together.
Okay, um, ice?
Ooh!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Okay, that's one Frank.
Should I, like, get rid of some of the characters?
So I feel like people, I mean, they make babies sometimes,
so I had enough for them to run.
And then, like, one more gold cat.
He has one to get the other, but then he wasn't into it!
Damn, rejected.
Round point was Suki, but Suki wasn't into it.
Rejected.
I'll just have to get it in the vortex.
I'll have a big lad of cowards.
Which is hideout.
It looks like that sewer monster had built you a pipe, huh?
Well, don't feel special. I got one, too.
Hey, that gives me an idea.
How about you and I go into business together?
You send me past with combat experience,
and I let you kiss me behind the dumpster over there.
What the fuck?
What do you mean no?
Yeah well, what about I scan a little box ears then huh?
I'm talking about that box in your house, sicko.
What is wrong with this guy?
I can't put that old shoe box for you.
That way you can hold more sharp objects.
Trust me it's worth it.
Just send me a cat who's killed some stuff.
I'll hook you up.
Alright.
The box.
Okay, sorry, I hope you don't mind that I've followed you back to your house.
You left some pretty good dead cast back there, damp and stringy, but still tasty.
Uuugh!
See, I kinda like it back here, so I think I'm gonna stay.
Oh, my name?
I'm not sure, honestly.
I don't have any memories left these days.
Or skull, for that matter.
So yeah, I guess I don't have a name.
Speaking of, do angels have names?
I'm gonna do angels like you have names.
What the heck?
Yo, Mia, thank you for the sub. Thank you, welcome.
Emeru, wow, I like that name. Actually, I think that's my name too.
Yo.
Yeah, I'm definitely Emeru. Wait, I'm having a memory.
Emeru, stop pulling off your fingernails. Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Yee-hoo!
Ow, I'm Emeru.
Well, thanks for jogging the ol' rock factory up there.
Anyway, if you notice anyone's following you around grinding their teeth, it's just me.
I also left a few things behind alongside those dead cats.
Since we are friends now, I'll let you keep one.
Take one. I'll keep the others.
Uh, food? Hope this helps.
Tink's trailer.
Well hello there.
You are the talk of the town these days.
Everyone's all like, there goes that so and so, aren't they a cat?
They got brains and buns.
And I'm like, thanks, Groba.
Did you hear about that newbie in town who's been boring all those cats?
And then they're all, yeah, yeah, I heard about them.
But what's this I hear about?
What book, that book do you land in?
And I'm all, leave me alone stalker.
LOL, gosh, people are so nosy, right?
Anyway, what's this about you and me being pipe buddies?
You know, I've been here talking in your sleep through that thing, right?
You know, I'll burp my wife and you cover the pipe with a quilt. She was so embarrassed.
But listen, I need a baby.
I have this empty hole in my heart. See, my wife and I, we can't have children of our own.
He decided to start a cat family, and guess who the father is?
It's you, silly!
Just send me your kittens and I'm sure I can find a way to return the favor, but try not to send me any ugos.
Keep your donkey-faced ugos in the basement. What the heck, toodles?
Uh, okay.
Once cats in an adventure, once retired cats, once dead cats.
Once kittens.
Uh, I guess I can give them, like, the paper, uh, meow, sushi, whoo!
Uh, there you go.
And I can't use some, you can really take a punch, thanks.
So that's part of our agreement, I'll upgrade that storage box to yours.
Still pretty tiny, honestly, I got bigger ones.
But they'll cost ya, send more cats with fighting spirits and I'll expand it more.
more. This time I want cats that have ventured further from home. You're going to need to
venture into the sewers or junkyard this time. Good luck!
The next one's called Cat Chase.
I want cats that have been to the sewer or junkyard.
For all you listeners, because for all you are cats.
Okay.
Well, cats do.
Alright, Frank was just waiting for you down here.
There's someone sending the cats to us. He's slow so when he runs we can still get him.
Frank's slow, but no one seems to get us.
Frank seems so itchy, I think we're ready to build.
You know that house on top of your house?
We'll have to point on it.
Well, Frank's gonna go building all over that one.
You just wait and see. It won't crush you or nothing.
Okay.
I think I need to save some of the cats though.
AHH!
Haha!
No kitten was made!
Nanji got boils!
That's not bad.
I think I have to go on an adventure.
I'm running out of food, that's why.
Okay, spit melee attack.
We'll make you...
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Who's got the highest?
Okay.
They're all about the same.
They can be the hunter.
Roll, shoot.
It can be a fighter.
Nelox, mange.
And it would be nice to...
He'll make me the false signal.
Sounds good.
I restart track of the enemy.
It's just a bunch of kittens.
Thank you, Squidward.
That was nice.
Oh shoot a blast ice in the line that freezes the first unit it hits.
Plaza game plus one thorns.
Magic missile.
Oh my god, one shot.
Spot a blessing pick up on an empty tile in range.
You know that those damage gives thorns that ignore shield.
Give storm.
Nice.
Yo and Jensen, thank you for the 10!
Thanks, and Jensen, thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Uh, Bull Rush.
Oh, melee attack.
Some pretty basic moves.
Oops, I'm gonna click the Blossom.
Yeah.
Oh
He's running away
Uh, spawning pooter familiar, shooting a projectile that flicks burn two in white spires, scattershot, fire a bunch of shots around an area, landscape turns a decent tile into a small grass-style.
Critical hit skill, 100% more damage at the start of the adventure.
I don't want the familiar.
He can turn the key over in her paws, but she can pull in and try to pry open, but to
no avail.
She failed.
That was not worth it at all, did one, okay I think that's more of like a for your allies
thing.
It does one damage and does thorn.
My pizza is on the way.
I'm fucking surrounded Jesus I should not have moved my killer up there that was very
Dad
This
They're killing themselves.
Hehehehehe.
Right there we're up today.
I think I'm probably gonna play this game today and I'm probably even gonna stream
want today but I will play Red Dead tomorrow.
We'll have a nice long session.
Think too hard. Take damage equal to your intellect.
The next spell you cast this turn is free.
Ice Punch. Emiliate, attack, and inflicts freeze.
Inhale. Suck on using the trailing towards you juice.
Your movement range is doubled.
Yeah!
Lobby, start battle with plus two bonus moves.
A giant stone fountain sits in front of Miko.
It's pouring water majestically.
I shall try to drink it.
Miko feels a terrible, squeezing sensation or skull as her head shrinks.
She's just out of pitiful mule as her brain becomes out of a kitten.
minus four intellect, but plus one charisma.
Well, Niko's the fighter, she doesn't need intellect anyway.
Magnus.
I don't think I've fought this boss before.
Miss!
Oh, yeah.
18.
18 holy shit holy shit
That was easy.
Vangie's now level 2.
Vangie got plus 1 intellect.
Shield of lightning bolt that deals 1 damage and Noxina hits 3 tiles and Norsha is facing,
replicating the next spell he casted twice.
Um, I'll pick that stuff.
Good.
Frostblast.
This position's...
Pyroheal.
Heal inflict freeze on a unit in range 3.
That's pretty good.
I got a Pop Cap.
A lob attack with knockback 1.
Alright.
I don't know how to go down the hard path.
Mavis finds a nest full of mice. They seem to be sleeping for the moment.
Charm. Attack.
That's called Charm Zone.
Mavis sneaks among the snoozing mice and joins them for a nap.
One of the mice stumbles up in her fur. Mavis made a friend.
How sweet.
Catcaller!
What the heck?
Got him.
Yo, no, I'm gonna thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thanks, Anonymous!
Wait, I'm dumb. I really clicked that.
I'm standing in acid. Oh my god. I thought that was just a puddle
Pinky.
Is that the friend?
Heal customer X, thanks for 6 months.
Run away.
Spit on me.
spit on the
We've been a acid pile or acid puddle
I got a fish
She has an active ability to learn.
A guard angel will make it unit the alpha, revue, deal damage to the unit equal to the
damage that unit lasts.
Holy dash, df4 heal unit, give it a random stat up.
Turn, folks.
What's your main unit's move with you?
Okay.
A bug.
Pugna.
Dirtmoy.
I think it is because my intellect is so low.
I can't read it.
Ow.
Okay, well whatever happened, I succeeded.
I got a little warm.
Okay.
whatever happened I succeeded a snack he'll use his 12h or use heels 12h
HG.
Rubber fist.
Mali attack with knockback 1 that inflicts confusion.
Your basic attack inflicts rot 1, hatch a fly at the end of the turn.
from worms and bugs always crit against this. Oh Jesus. Split shot, your base attack has
plus one area but deals 6% less damage. Physical attacks, damage you deal, that's two or less
Oh it's critical damage and damage and effects from your traps are doubled.
Ah.
I don't really like any of these.
I'm just gonna take that one I guess.
Oh no not the radical rat.
Dude he wiped my squad last time.
Back to Rockland.
Bad boy Sean, thanks for three months.
Well, that's I did not want that
Not bad.
I'm going way better than the last one.
I'm just seeing the fuck out of him.
Everyone beat his ass!
I can spawn more than one familiar.
Yeah!
I'm so hungry now.
You're the best.
That was a kill'em.
Yay!
Yay!
There, actually.
I did it this time.
She was a passability breath of life and he landed down.
You didn't revive it.
Ooh!
I haven't had that happen, but that seems pretty good.
Yeah, this time she's a passability breath of life and he let down you and revive it
Haven't had that happen, but that seems pretty good
Very useful to have
leather mask
That's one shield
I don't even have a tank this time. Oh, it's freaky
Plus my speed for the rest of battle
freaky to the sewers I guess this is like the next level or something
My pizza is almost here, can't fucking wait.
Heal!
Does any of y'all need a heal?
I'll look fine.
What the fuck? Water leech? Oh my god. No. Oh god, the water leeches are coming.
They have a lot of health too!
Man...
Gary, uh...
Lob shot.
Bit on the weak.
And then move and range to the leeches.
that magic missile
No!
No.
Spit! I missed!
I actually like that the game lets you misclick even though that's a fucking embarrassing.
We did it.
No money but two coins.
She's a passive ability, long cast.
How targeted spells gain plus three range.
Your basic attack deals two magic splash damage.
Your stats can't go low of five.
Wall of Flesh, P-reduce, actually two.
Take double damage.
I mean, I have magic missile, I don't need plus three range.
Splash damage, I guess.
Works for me.
Examine Loot, destroy.
That was the one with the pellets and wears a fiercely.
Mavis got the cat hide mask.
Ew!
Want health regen? I have a chance to spawn a fleet millier.
Ugh.
Eww. Places a bear trap.
I'll give that to the hunter.
Eww!
Okay. Uh...
Are the enemies here?
Okay. Uh...
Jesus.
I think that my pizza is here.
He right back.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Excellent.
Oh my, I got two, it was buy one, get one free.
Hell yeah, and I got the bombers on cheese packet.
Okay, over.
Alright.
I guess, all right.
I'm gonna get purple.
I really need to move, I think.
I've got bear traps, but I don't think these guys know.
Oh
I'm not losing though, bro, okay, my cat just died maybe I'm using
I'm spawning a friend.
Wait, can I, I think I can res, right?
I think they're my my clerics and res
I think I got the ability or something
Hey
All right, he is back.
I don't know if these little babies did damage at first.
Alright, I like the game. Yeah, it's actually really fun.
I see um...
I remember that they said there's like hundreds of hours of gameplay.
I feel like I can...
I kinda see what they meant.
Since it's all you can do, a bunch of runs and stuff.
So much content.
I wonder if this would be a good steam deck game.
Now.
Guess I'll just kill that guy.
That's all that I can do for damage.
I don't think so now, I don't think I've gotten the cap, but I think there were over 150 people who did voices, so it's pretty unlikely I will get it.
If you deal 10 or more damage, it's like a plus 200 pressure movement action.
If you take damage from an ally, basic attacks in the direction you're facing,
damage you take from allies, you reduce to one.
Plus one movement, your immune to negative pile effects.
If you want to just be your supposed customer, I'm made up of only be customers for a turn.
Fast footsies.
A nail gun.
Fire shot in a straight line that inflicts plus 1 porn.
And I went up and stopped there, that kind of item.
Miko eat, Bamoo, Boo, the hero, Duff or Derp.
Miko more minus one charisma.
Damn.
That fucking sucks.
Alright, um, Flushmaster pushes all units back 10 tiles in the direction it's facing.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
That says you need to try to move up, but not like to close them.
and turn
what the fuck
oh he's facing that way now okay
Yeah, that's gonna be hard, if we just all happen to be in front of him.
I guess maybe I should try to spray out a little bit.
Holy shit, the pet did 14 damage!
That's insane.
I don't.
Wait.
I heal.
I heal.
I heal.
I've been using this wrong for like the past three times I used it.
This is for allies.
I've just been healing them.
How to take me so long to notice that?
I hate myself.
And I hit my uh, my ally.
Stamers has so many mechanics, but I like that it's so in depth for being like, it's
It's like simple, but in depth at the same time.
There we go. Now I'm using it right.
The unit just loses a turn, they kill.
Damn, dude, the bugs hurt that thing so much.
Probably not.
Shit.
I'm used.
He's crying, I still find him bad.
He's dead!
Dang, 8 food for that?
Who's a stat bonus?
Plus 2 intellect at full heal.
Sex manor region
Take a rare candy
Take a dexterity brick mask. It's like bruise one on units that contact that contact you
From past bodies you destroy spawn food catnip and a coin
But that takes a lot of extra turns
Bono I want to do that
All right, take the brick mask and out cleanse all debuffs
Rollers a low damage lob attack
Or I know bear traps
One second.
Fiji finds a well-used toilet, who knows what might work within it?
Why?
Man, you got 14 coins.
I'm trying to eat here!
Oh shit, we got a turkey!
Whoever kills this gets all stacked up and finds a bonus item.
Well shit, I want my fighter to kill that.
Oh my god.
The fetus gusher?
Oh
Oh no, another leech dash.
I miscollect, Jesus.
I can probably use this on myself, right? No, I can't.
Oh my god.
Yeah, one happy slayer, thanks for the eight months.
Welcome back.
Die turkey!
Damn!
Holy shit!
Why am I clear?
There's one shot that guy.
That was crazy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
That's not great.
Oh, 3 HP!
Oh, no.
Broken paw!
Oh, no.
My bad.
Damn, the cleric has crazy, crazy uphits.
Wait... Wait... Wait... Did I destroy his court? Wait... Wait... Is he just fully dead
Oh no!
I don't know if he's going to respawn.
Poisoned!
Oh no, everything is going wrong.
I don't know if he's going to respawn.
I don't know if he's going to respawn.
They're Easto, thank you for these three months.
Come on.
I got ideal.
Hey, he killed himself!
Let's go!
Um, so where's the rest of my cats?
Their corpses seem to have disappeared.
Born again!
It's so fucking over!
Oh my god!
So over dude.
I can't get some back, oh they're...
Okay I guess as the corpse...
I didn't even see the other one.
Other corpse gets destroyed, I think it like got pushed into the spikes or something.
Never stoned, never level up.
Don't know why I would want that.
I'm not sure, you know, Mr. Stu Man, thank you for the prime.
Oh wait, I got a cat back.
Where's this random cat?
Bag of meat.
It's Koto, cat.
Okay, I have a cat.
What the fuck it Boris?
Who's one tell George whatever damage is it?
dash on its last turn, ample, so.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh boy.
Yo, Oaf with the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you, Oaf.
Oaf is always so generous.
Thank you, Oaf.
Appreciate it.
Oh god.
It's coming!
I want you out!
I
Rampel down. Oh god. Oh, this is so tough
I need a move
Okay, Hyrule heal myself.
This is so fucked.
Big bam, thanks for the prime.
Let's do this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, please.
So does this cat do anything?
Sunburn. It looks one burn and one...
Okay, run away. Run away, bro.
Ah!
Well, you could not run away.
He was cooked either way because Boris was walking in.
I should have hit him first actually, actually he didn't move.
Thank you for the 5!
Thank you for the 5 gifted!
No!
The new cat got instantly wiped!
If I take this real slow and heal them, maybe this is possible.
Well, you have to get him falsely.
Okay, attack!
Um, Borns, Borns, Borns.
Let's move here, holy dash for buff, sleep, let's go take forever holy shit.
If my stack thorns like crazy though and just keep self-healing, maybe it's possible.
Maybe.
Yo, Johnny!
Thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I appreciate it.
Oh god, uh, I'll do Pyroheal.
And then run this fight.
And then magic missile.
Thank you, Johnny!
okay that preserved health looks good
but now i'm stuck in the cave i'm very stuck in the corner
not great um
Okay, I've got 11 stacks of thorns. Surely that will help, right?
I don't think he can get the cat here unless he goes around. Honestly, wait,
this positioning might be crazy. Wait, listen, because he's going to go back and forth,
he can't get this cat because it's cold. He can't get this cat because of this fight.
So as long as he doesn't wise up and go around to get this cat, this is literally perfect positioning.
It's literally perfect.
But I can't really move this cat as much.
That's gonna keep him from coming back.
He can't do shit!
Alright what's on me?
Exhaustion takes one unblockable damage and serves for an inner-
Uhh, okay.
Fine.
Exhaustion sets in.
They're both exhausted.
Yo Zabutas, thank you for the 32 months, wait.
It cannot be removed?
Oh no.
That's not good.
Yeah, this is a little proper sim to the plan.
A little bit.
Well, dammit!
I do still have my healing moves, but...
Okay.
I don't think Thorne supplies from a chapter.
I don't think I even bother of freezing him on a stick.
Yo, Alpha Centauri, thank you for the sub.
Did I not hit him?
He's almost down to half.
Wake up.
I think this is fine, I think I can sustain this, I think, I think, oh my god, no I misclicked!
Oh my god.
Maybe this is not fine.
The stacks are getting really long.
Oh my god, it's so crud.
Blown Wolf, thanks for the farm!
Oh no.
Eight stacks of exhaustion.
Well, you can't do shit and you can't reach me.
Oh
Okay, we go
No
That's a your house in the return of the no one returned
My first expedition to the stewers was a failure, and we only have 12 food left.
Yeah, I noticed you keep losing, losing makes you look like a loser, so listen, I trained
you and you're kind of making me look bad.
If you want to be a winner, you gotta listen to me.
So are you ready for a few tips?
You probably know your intelligence is a pretty important stat, because you guys, if you're
Toast armor is the same or more than your favorite spell.
That means you can cast it every single turn.
Always check here until it is in the mana cost of your billies when you level up and make sure you can cast them.
I do not know that.
I know these bombs.
Hey wait, don't I know you?
You look so damn familiar.
Maybe it's the hair.
Korean chicken man, thanks for 21 months.
Love your mother eats some Korean fried chicken.
Thanks man.
I just saw him with hair a while back.
He looks so damn filler, maybe it's the hair, I knew someone would hair a while back.
Oh wait, you are the cat lady.
I want to keep leaving me all those limp face keys.
Hey, I was just talking to someone who looked like you. Weird.
More corpses, I collect the juice here I become.
With my needs met, I can take more time to collect goodies you left behind.
And now my urge to become stronger, my needs must be satiated.
Leave the flesh for O' Emeril, make it worth your while.
Oh boy.
They made a baby!
They don't want to get on with Akira, but Akira wasn't into it, so he rejected.
We are running low on food.
That's called nothing of significance to Karen.
I don't want to freak you out, but
Yeah, like almost no food you might want to go on an adventure to find some more
We'll put that in the adventure box get ready for a journey
Guys I might end here for today
Just a little five-hour stream, but I'm streaming tomorrow too, and I will do run-den and maybe I'll do more of this
you
you
you
you
you
to say goodbye I think I'll be doing the choice
I can't keep it through if I try to miss out on you
Oh my, just feeling a little...