Emiru
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02-19-2026 · 6h 55m
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I might scare you with never enough to wonder what it feels so mean to myself
And the others might get so sad
On the phone with my mother that'll be
Just give it back again in a minute
So you can never finish this
Ask it apart, might chase them, let me go
And I feel you on the way home
Let you go on the way anymore
Cause I don't want to scare someone
Really?
When you're driving unless you're...
Ahhhhhhhhhh
You'll find...
Me...
Ahhhhhhhhhh
You can't tell...
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Again...
Honey, you're the one and only
And I'm the one and only
And I'm the one and only
Maybe that's the reason why I'm so nervous
Honey, that's the point I'm trying to...
Honey, you're the one and only
And I'm the one and only
Don't you
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upon my lungs
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Not a good idea
You're not a good idea
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Got a good idea
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We didn't want to, every step suffers
Punching from the ground
You're like a mess this morning
I'm all alone
And I'm all without a doubt
And it feels like I'm out of my mind
And I feel like I'm dead
And I feel like I'm just back to where I am
And I feel like I'm just back to where I am
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to kill you.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to kill you.
Hi guys, good morning.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, oh boy.
A dark dingo, thinks the two months knows nobody.
Two beans, a show XP, cell Dawson,
a babble, chispero, Dawn Wan, Everett,
a Steph from Deep Solar, thank you guys for those subs
and resubs, and hair bonding for the ten gifted.
Hi guys, good morning.
That's what I'm really, really on time today.
I even started intro early.
No normal thanks for 22 over 23 months, thank you.
Yes, good morning. I'm on time.
Hit goal, thanks for 9 months.
Prime prime prime prime sub with Twitch Prime right now.
Yes, we love Twitch Prime.
Emeroo vibe, Emeroo vibe.
Yeah, I feel like I've been I've been pretty good, huh?
On time, early even.
And me a relic.
Hello, good morning.
Hi guys, yo epic, uh, epic, thank you for 14 months and Tina, thanks for 17 months.
Hello guys.
Okay, so I, oh shoot, I should have put it in the title.
I officially have planned and scheduled the 24 hour stream.
It'll be Saturday.
And I'm probably gonna start at like one or two p.m.
Something like that, got something like that.
Yeah, it's a 24 hour stream.
It's a bit late to celebrate two million followers.
Yeah, yeah, young theory. Thanks for the 11 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I know
We're a little bit past two million followers now, but I wanted to wait a bit initially
because um
Yeah, I want to wait a bit and then I got a bit busy, but yeah this Saturday will do a 24 hour stream
I'm going to do all the giveaways, the Steam Net giveaway, the two care package giveaways
for Channel Points.
And I might try to plan some more stuff.
Yeah, the raffles are still open, so you can buy tickets for the Channel Points until
the 24 hour stream.
And then during this 24 hour stream, I'm going to do the charity goal with Maya or one
of them which was the horror game night with me and her and hopefully some other people too but I
haven't heard about it from everyone yet um and also I've never been to the cheesecake factory before
and one of my dreams is to go to the cheesecake factory so I was like okay after the horror games
that we can go to the cheesecake factory but I fear I may have made a grave mistake
So I was like oh yeah I'll just invite a bunch of people and then since you know
it's my stream it's like my two million followers and I'll just pay for everyone's
food right so I should invite a bunch of people and I let Jacob know so that he
could try to get the reservation for the stream right he was like oh so
So apparently you can only like do a reservation for six people at a time and they don't really
have big tables.
How many people did you invite?
And I was like, oh!
I invited 20 people, but only about half of them have responded so far.
I sent out the invites this morning and four or four or five of them can't come.
So maybe worst case we could just push some tables together, right?
Uh, Darling, thank you for the two months.
Oh, thank you for the five.
You have to.
Thank you so much.
And Azina, thank you for the eight months.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure what to do.
Um.
Well, I, when I invited 20 people, I didn't think they were all going to come, right?
And yeah, like four or five of them already said that they can't come because they have other plans
But I think right now it's already like 10 people, but I'm sure it'll be fine
Niko thanks for the 10 months and Mario man thing for the one year
Invite soda
well, I already didn't invite soda in the first place because
He usually doesn't come to things like that. I know he got mad at me for not inviting him to paintball
But to be fair, this was something that you know, he's unlikely to come to anyway, and I already over-invited
So I didn't invite him, but um
Emily Russell, Julia, Arthur, Hachu
A couple other people that they're coming for sure
So it'll be fun, and it'll be nice seeing people
Yeah, so
I'll do horror games, cheesecake factory or worst case, maybe I just have to take everyone
to a different restaurant.
I don't know, I really want to go to the cheesecake factory and then I'll come back, maybe play
DDR for a little bit, game all night and then maybe in the morning do a cooking thing,
like a scrambled thing.
That's probably enough stuff for a 24 hour ride, because I mean, I just play a lot
game instead of like computer I think it'll be fine yo talk thanks for the
50 months you're free I will look forward to the 24 hours stream congrats
on the two mill followers Emma real shear it has been wonderful seeing you
in the community girl
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the fire department will burn
dry grass to prevent wildfires.
It's like that for your brain.
For the like burned down forests. It's like that you gotta sometimes you got to burn down your brain so it can grow back stronger and less dangerous
Does this make sense
You stuff there is no no no no I I did one I did
124 hour a long time ago where I only played League for 24 hours because that's all I did on stream
Zulok thanks for the 10 months
And uh, it was fine. I wouldn't do it again, but it was fine.
It was fine.
You know, he taught you to get to the sub to no sleep even, thank you then.
I'm really worried about the cheesecake factory.
Oh, um, as soon as I said the cheesecake factory, people said, make sure to buy cash, make sure to buy cash.
I did invite Cachi, and she was one of the first ones to reply, so she will be there.
And hopefully, she orders a couple different things so that I have more things to stamp it.
Very exciting.
Very, very exciting. The LP games are broken in the league right now.
People are getting 60 LP per win. You need to lock in. Why would you call me that?
Bonnie said she's down for the 24 hour stuff and I guess if she's down we can play Re-Animal at night too.
Okay so me, me, Bonnie, Maya confirmed for the horror game, horror games thing.
Siddle would probably be able to and I think the only reason she wouldn't is if she already
has plans on Saturday. So it should be fun. Vex, thanks for three months.
Yeah, very excited. Very, very excited. Hee hee hee. Well, Santa's at Disney right now,
so I don't expect her to reply right now. She'll reply later, I'm sure. Yes, horror games,
cheesecake, League of Legends, morning cooking stream. I did want to do the Scrandle thing,
I feel like because the reason I said that I would do like a morning thing with Nick is
because he's busy Saturday night.
So he can't come to the Cheesecake Factory, which I mean works out because I over invited.
But I feel like if all those scrambled foods, Nick just won't eat it.
I don't know.
I'm going to invite Zoyle too, but he did not reply to my request.
I think I messaged him all after he went live, so I'll see.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to stream tomorrow because I'm going to have to set all the
stuff up.
Land set up for Maya, make sure the DDR stuff works.
Cooking thing.
I think that's pretty much it.
Yeah, it'll be fun.
Yes and everyone is invited to, I don't know, 2 million followers, that's pretty crazy, huh?
And I've wanted to do like an old Emmy stream for a while.
I will try to recreate my old look.
I think that I can, but I don't really know how to talk like how I used to talk, because
it was a mix of going to a weird midwest high school and being very scared to be myself on
camera.
So yeah, too many voice patches ago, so it won't be the same as you recreate the clip.
see the thing is like I could but like do I really want to do that because it's
like so easy to take out a fun check whatever I'll probably do it recreate
but okay I've like explained before why I was so annoying that's right
because back then you could okay it was like a combination of factors if you were
a girl on twitch people f***ing hated you oh my gosh and then the second thing is
you could be promo banned on twitch or not playing a game so every time I was
in champ select I'd have a different overlay because there's nothing to look
at in champ select right so it's like I'm gonna have a pretty overlay or it's
easier me to talk to chat like bigger camera and stuff people would always come in and be like, oh,
are you not playing a game right now? Are you just talking to people? I should report you. So
that's why I got so annoyed because there's always these like bad faith annoying people.
So you're not sponsored against the rules. This look at this woman here. This woman here trying
to farm paypal donations and now look all the twitch is just people full cam talking no one
cares about video games anymore who is orson moon moon queen 69 northern lion case so who
are these people all anyone cares about is ira all am i right oh my gosh i'm i'm honestly
really thankful that I can do both. Yo Stoic, thank you for the 5 months. What do you think
of voice chat coming to league? Oh my god. I did hear about that. Apparently they're
adding voice chat to league, it's like officially confirmed. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. He's
So averaging 50k, he's good.
Yeah, I mean, literally all the people I listed are doing so well.
I mean, that was kind of my joke is that I feel like gaming is the most consistent
thing that never dies.
Like I feel like when people IRL, they have really high peaks, but it's always
the gaming people that, you know, are eternal, like my goat shroud as well.
I mean, maybe I jinxed it, we'll see, but I think that's very nice that
It's, you know, all roads lead back to gaming.
Yeah, Lyric's doing very well still too.
Soda's doing very well.
Soda's awesome too.
Yeah, Maximilian dude's doing very well too.
Yeah, I love it, that's so great.
I remember when I first started to transition
to not being a legal streamer, I pretty much,
I didn't do a lot of gaming, I mostly just did
Yeah, LBA killer, thanks for the 7 months. I remember, I had this thought that was like,
I don't think I can or want to do this forever, like every single stream. I totally respect
people who can though, like Emily is insanely talented. But that was when I started playing
all the Dark Souls games and thanks, thank god, oh my god. I love it. We have sub
Sunday back for one day it's so much fun and now it's gone again I thought I
everyone hated subsomes like who likes subsunday what the fuck who said they
like subsunday just kidding you know maybe if I'm still alive on Sunday I
can do a little subsub sunday-ing after the cooking stuff
I do like sub Sunday. It's just I don't know. I'm a I'm a free bird now. I stream whatever
I want to even if it's a Sunday I'll take off
Three guys in a row. No, I don't I didn't see anyone actually who didn't like sub Sunday. I'm joking
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, guys. I'm sorry.
Any hates playing good games back-to-back, I do hate it.
I do fucking hate it. That's why I have to. Every time I finish a good game, I'm like,
guys, I'm really tired of playing good games that are like, 50 hours long.
I'll play League now. And then I feel like every time I do that something bad happens.
And then I have to go back and play a long game.
I'ma keep- I'ma keep doing it.
Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna keep doing it.
Yeah...
Nothing but horror game wrecks incoming.
Okay, you guys just fucking hate me.
I genuinely don't like horror games!
I'm not even saying that to be like,
Oh no, I don't like horror games.
Please don't send me horror games.
I genuinely fucking hate them.
It's not a joke. I hate them.
I don't want to play them.
No, no Pagman dance. Put that shit away. Put that shit back.
Put it away. Oh my God.
You know, I don't don't make me go on the horror games are bad and poorly designed
man because I think that I'm right.
I think that I'm genuinely correct.
No, I'm right.
Okay, I'm gonna- Okay, ready?
I'm gonna do it again.
For the people who haven't heard it.
I think horror is a genuinely bad genre for games as a whole.
Because most of them, dog shit story, dog shit mechanics, dog shit combat, not all of them,
but like 95% of them, it's bad.
Because the only thing they care about is scaring people,
which then makes the game nothing more than an anxiety simulator.
Which, why the fuck would you do that?
Especially when most people that play games, you're coming home from school, you're coming home from work.
It's like, oh, I can't wait to relax and, you know, enjoy a nice competitive game, or, you know, a nice story, or something like that.
Suddenly with my friends, why would you ever come home and want to play anxiety simulator?
Oh my gosh, in most of these games, if you're playing it for like the puzzles or the combat, you can find way better puzzles or combat in other games.
games and that's why I think that the horror game genre is terrible and it's
not just because I hate being scared I genuinely think most horror games are
bad and have no value beyond a being like a three-hour gimmick of silliness
for people who have audiences who like to watch them suffer, don't watch them play it.
And I'm not talking about all horror games like I agree the Resident Evil
games are pretty good, even though they also stress me out. Silent Hill is pretty good.
I did think... I don't remember Outlast 2, I played Outlast 1. It's a good game, even though
I fucking hated it! I will admit it was good, but most horror games are not good! I play
League of Legends by the way. Thanks Dan Walker, thanks for 16 months.
Anyway, thoughts, type one to agree.
I feel like I'm right now!
I feel like I'm right now!
No!
So many twos!
Sal, thank you for the three years.
Welcome back.
The garbage Emily takes.
Okay, well,
I say this as someone.
I've only ever played horror games to make other people happy, which is mostly-
YOU HOTHERFUCKERS!
OH MY GOD!
And then you're like, oh, why didn't you like it?
Why didn't you like it?
BECAUSE I ONLY PLAYED IT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!
Oh my god.
And then it was exactly as horrible and stressful as I imagined.
Wow, is that crazy?
Is that crazy?
Ah!
Blames?
Cat?
I would have never played those games if I were to work for stream because I just choked on my own snob
Because I would why would I ever play an anxiety simulator where I can just go play like
I can't just
Stay weak for everything but we
We're like Dark Souls Dark Souls Dark Souls may as in stress you out, but it's better because I
I feel like there's way more satisfaction in accomplishing something in a souls game than
in a horror game.
Because in a souls game it's like okay I finally got past this annoying segment or this boss.
It's like oh my god I finally did it like I learned it or I got lucky.
In a horror game it's like oh thank god I have five seconds of peace before some fucker
comes and jumps up and fell on the screen and makes me scream and shit my pants
like it's just it's just it's like worthwhile suffering versus suffering to
suffer it's like punching yourself in the face that's how I feel playing horror
games. So anyway, horror games on Saturday with Maya and Bonnie, but I do, I actually
do like horror games when it's with other people. The one I'm alone in my room, fuck
that, hell no. Although actually, no. When I had, you know, the classic, the classic
discord friend group, I think a lot of people have one of those. I'm still friends
But there was someone in the group who, you know, they were a very important friend of me.
I was quite fond of them.
She really, really liked Phasmophobia.
Great!
I would play Phasmophobia all the time to make her happy.
I would just be there biting my tongue.
Like, oh, this is great.
I love hanging out with you guys.
Oh my God, we're playing Phasmophobia again.
And I would be the person walking around.
I take no gear, or I take like a flashlight and the thing with the glowing green and red
buttons and I'd walk around pretending to be busy, as I don't think it's over here,
okay it's over here.
Someone screams, I'm gone, I'm back in the van, I'm a useless teammate.
I was not exercising, shit!
Oh my gosh!
I was just there for the bodies!
No, it's not happening.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh.
He played until dawn with Nora.
You play the quarry with Maya.
Oh, my God.
I did make a list of four games
that I could play with Maya
that, uh,
Cat recommended.
Okay, here's...
I think this is the list.
My favorite dying light repo don't scream or don't scream together
Outlast trials in devour
These are ones that are supposed to be for four people
since some
Bonnie and always said are gonna play with us
Which was the most scary you think
I feel like repo would be funny, right?
Daddard, thanks for 29 months.
Hi Emi.
Hope her doing well in the roost pain.
Bro, I keep choking on my snot.
Ugh.
It's not even allergy season yet.
Just imagine when the hay fever hits.
When the grass particles start flying around.
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna be nasally as fuck.
It's gonna be disgusting.
This will be really, really fucking gross.
Yeah, really, really bad.
Although I feel like last year I remember my allergies not being that bad.
Maybe the kind of grass I'm allergic to doesn't really grow in this new neighborhood that we're in, you know?
Okay, we can turn off stream now. I just went live!
I think I'm gonna try to finish Red Dead one today, by the way.
I think it's about that time, you know?
you know actually since resin evil is gonna come out I'm gonna be traveling a
little bit next week 24 hours coming up but then that means well I guess
volume visualizer next to your head makes it look like you're in the video
game oh yeah this is a it's like a picture frame that body got like a
digital picture frame, but it moves with sound for some reason, a fire veered and hardened
things for the first three months.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, it's just there.
Or what was I saying?
Oh yeah, Saturday I can just do re-animals, Bonnie, um, League, and Mugenics.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean one of those, y'all are,
it's actually really cool.
Oh!
Although a lot of default settings
are these weird like AI things.
I'm gonna take a shot at this.
I kinda hate this.
The ball, you got this.
Here's a random dude.
Hello?
Oh.
Quick, get flashbang, asshole!
You laugh at me, you get flashbang too.
It's turning on!
Do it again!
It's not that bright, right?
It's not that bright.
This is too much work.
This is like one of the...
Yeah.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow.
And you're like customizable.
You'll cast it in thanks to the 14 months.
But I haven't like customized that.
I usually use this one that has a picture
from somewhere in China.
Oh my God, it's 4-4.
Oh, it was 4-4-4.
Damn, I missed it.
That's cool.
Look at the size.
And then, ah!
Ooh.
Wah!
I think it's cool.
I think it's a gift from Bonnie.
Very cool.
Very, very cool.
Yeah, we missed the 444, so sad.
Four's still my favorite number.
Yo, Ryan, thank you for the four months.
It's my favorite number
because of my favorite League of Legends character.
That's that fridge.
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So much hate and she was just some random girl
I'm surfing before Gwen
Maybe oh, yeah, you might be right. I don't remember what people were timing me in that then
I think it's because people used to think that there was this one Ari model that people thought was baby
Well, she wasn't so I don't know as a woman if you breathe league players will blame you. That's yeah, that's true
That's true August should have gone far before he can make the
He ruined the game
Yeah, I felt bad bro imagine that you're dating someone and they're like I made this special thing for you in this game
that you love and they're just completely lying to you to make you like the more
there's just some siphon then you talk about it and you get you get it like tens of thousands
of people hating on you oh my god that would suck
that would suck yo jay brad thank you for the free mark
hey emi happy year of the fire horse congrats on the usa puppy win oh my god
Thank you, I do be playing for the USA Hawkins team.
It do be Year of the Horse.
Oh yeah, I said it last stream, but I'm saying it again today.
Lunar New Year, I know it's late at the end of the period, but Lunar New Year's
stream on March 4th, Lantern Festival stream.
So I'm still doing that.
It'll just be late.
I used to be embarrassed by this music genre. I was younger. I don't give a fuck now though, bro.
I love this genre of music.
I would listen to this in middle school when I was a little scene kid, except I looked horrible.
But I had hot pink hair.
Guys, the demons have still been telling me to dye my hair pink.
But I don't want to...
Maybe I'll just stick the legs out. I'm scared of ruining it.
all the way out. So we'll see. The demons, the demons, I mean at some point I'm probably gonna call
my hair off again, but probably not for a couple years. Probably. I'll just have long hair forever.
I don't know. Did the hair test? Oh yeah, it did. She said that. My hair
here, lightens very slow. So she basically said if I wanted to bleach my hair, I'd have
to do it twice. So she would do it once and then I would have like honey blonde hair for
a couple months and then I'd come back and she'd make it platinum blonde and then put
So, uh, yeah, I might actually go bald, so, if you don't have your hair cut, I mean if I bleach it, you can't donate hide hair. It has to be virgin hair, so.
Like maybe that's another reason to not bleach my hair, so if I cut it I can donate it.
I have noticed a lot of girls looking more emo these days, and I do fuck with it.
I do fuck with it, but I feel like it's because there's been so many cool styles over the
past like 100 years and now people just pick whichever one from whichever time period they
like.
Like all all CC girls on TikTok and stuff is pretty cool yeah it's not amazing and most
guys still just wear a shirt and pants it sucks if I were a guy I don't know like what
I would do to be a little quirky you know.
I mean guys have different haircuts like there's like the zoomer broccoli haircut you can go bald
Curtain curtain bangs, I feel like those look nice
Guys got no fashion dude. I
Actually, I just I took a mild interest in male men's fashion recently because I
Mean, there's a whole other reasons, but I was I was looking
I was watching these men's fashion accounts on Tick-Tock and literally every outfit is just a t-shirt
with a different jacket and then baggy pants and
Like it's like yeah, it's like what else can you really do? You know, I found this one account, but like
I find it. Oh my god, I'm not a man!
Where's this?
EWWWWW
I just saw a shirt on TikTok for sale
And it was a bird with giant
giant balls that were like bigger than its body
Oh my god, I guess because I searched men's fashion in that
I just wanted to show you guys a TikTok
Yes, that's so tough
Okay, of course, Zoil, hello
Wait, Zoil
Ah, the Zoil, oh wait, he messaged me back.
Would you rather do a Scrandle theme stream
with me and Nick on Sunday?
I don't know, I'm typing in the Discord while he was in chat.
I will, I would show you guys this shirt,
but I don't want to get banned, okay?
So what I was trying to show you guys,
Is this there's this guy on tiktok who does men's fashion and he just
He wears this morph suit and all his outfits look kind of the same, but it's like what else can you really do? Okay watch this
Like they're nice. They're nice, right, but it's like
You can't have as much variety as a girl, but he just wears this more suit
I guess so you don't know what he looks like. They just judge the outfit, but
But yeah, if I were a guy, if I were a guy, I'd probably just try to find really cool,
unique jackets.
I guess, I don't know.
I've seen that guy so cringe, wait, I kind of like his videos, am I just a cringe lord?
I kind of like them.
I
Bodies let's bring back cakes. I want to go out looking like bring back cakes big Brian. Thanks for 14 1. So I said I'll do both
Okay, Scrandle with Zoila Nick perfect
Can you advise me on if there are
Are there any specific British brands of things such as beans and peas I could get here?
I'll eat the beans on toast, I guess, I will throw up, I hate beans especially canned beans.
mashed by the way. Oh my god. Yeah, an onion bread with lard. Amazing. So exciting. Amazing.
Okay, let me think of a list of food. So we're gonna make
Mushi peas, um, onion bread, oh, oh, what about chips and curry?
What else have we seen on, oh, the mushroom pizza, what is it, the Polish mushroom pizza?
Is it Polish?
Polish mushroom ketchup pizza.
Oh my god, Dockham, thanks for 61 months.
High Emerald, best wishes with your 24 hours stream.
Thank you.
Oh, and yes, being in the men's fashion,
I do think men should wear capes.
I think men should wear french coats.
Not when it's hot, obviously.
I think that I wish that it wasn't seen as feminine
to wear like, not like stiletto heels,
but like those boots with the chunky heel.
I feel like those would actually be sick.
and um just like crazy hats not like a fedora though i hate fedoras yeah p coat i like p coats
fishnets have you guys seen the guys wearing the fishnet shirts i mean i feel like that's like
for a special occasion zoyle said seer actually bought me beans as a gift i can bring those
Oh great. Wonderful. Amazing. It's called Zappi Konka. Oh yeah, yeah, the mushroom pizza.
Zappi Konka. I feel like I need to plan more for this than like, oh we're gonna make onion
bread. Yeah, maybe Zoil can teach us how to make British cuisine. Okay, maybe like
what's something else that we could do? Me, Zoil, Nick, and then maybe a couple other people.
I'm sure if we're all just hanging out old it'll be great right skydiving
Okay, I don't think that we are fine to plan skydiving
Then I could probably just ask
Make them to find us something to do I guess no cosplay segment. I thought about it, but I don't want to put on
I think it will make me tired so I think no cosplay segment during the point power.
I'm strategizing you know.
Rosie thinks it will be 11 months.
Because the wig and the heavy makeup it makes me more tired and makes me headache sometimes.
Yeah.
Best English dishes chicken cheek and masala?
English? I don't know, that'll fix it.
I don't know. What the hell, man?
You probably wouldn't- yeah, I think that's enough stuff.
It's like four different collabs, right? So, four games,
Cheesecake Factory.
Re-animal.
Morning cooking.
That's fine, right?
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It looks very fresh, it's in the map getting everything, wow, delicious.
Double bacon smash burger with cheesy chips versus a donor, a donor meat and chips.
I'm going to go with the burger.
Alright, two more.
If I get these, I think I might still be able to manage to pull an above average score.
Chips sausage and curry sauce and a cob, why do they do this?
I love putting potatoes in bread.
It's doughnare, doughnare.
Okay.
Roast potatoes with brisket gravy looks delicious.
Okay, last one.
Fuck it up.
Breakfast special.
Sausage, egg, and cheese that looks delicious
versus pie mash, peas, and gravy.
So the thing is like, if I try to make this
for the Scrandle Stream,
I genuinely don't know if I could make this.
Like how do you make gravy like this?
Is it with a mix?
I've never seen gravy like this in the states.
Powder? Come to the packet.
Okay, I mean, I'll ask Zoyle.
Oh, guys, I've done it.
Above average cranner, that's all that I care about. That's all that I need to see.
Let's go. Alright, wordle. I'm not looking at chat now.
Oh, sorry, Lord. None there. Great. Too lit.
T and I. Uh...
There's an H as well.
And I haven't found where any of these letters go, okay, they could be bitch with no
Like I can't be there
I've probably got to be in the middle right oh wait H is not the end
Oh my god wait, I'm dude. I'm getting so fucking good at this. Oh my fucking god
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This one has
Okay
This is umpy.
U-M-P-Y.
This could be jumpy.
Uh...
If I'm wrong, I'm cooked. Okay, thank god. Okay, so I've
tested J. I have four left. One...
Two, three, four.
As long as I don't mess any up I can solve it
Okay, so H
CH I al this could be chill
But I don't know if there's two owls pocket
Three more
This one has NSP.
Um, this one's R-L-O-G-Y, okay, I can save this one.
There's Glory.
I think it is probably Glory.
Okay, two more!
Oh, this one? Okay, this one? This one's Skull. Two L's at the end. Okay, one more.
This one I really don't know! This is the final one. Wait, I won guess left. Okay, so it's S.
Well, what else have I used?
There could be a QZ or B in it.
It could be 7.
It could be 7.
Let me see if that checks out though.
It could be 7.
Okay, is there anything else that could be?
I am tired of the fire
All I'm saying is getting out of the pool
I think it's seven if it's only so sad
Yes! Oh my God! I sold 16 wordles at once!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh
Okay, now you guys believe I didn't pre-play that, right?
Oh my god, that was very stressful.
I did it on the last one.
Yeah.
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It's not a ridiculous, but they decided to try out together.
On the first run, Johnny pulled his hamstring, lying on the track.
He looked up to her and said, do you have to live the family dream of going to the Olympics?
Turns out box sliding is a sprinter sport.
Gwauwers was built for it.
Two years after never having touched the slide, she was the brave man for Jill
back in the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Olympics. The first time women's bog
slide was in the Olympics. Today, February 19 2002, they won gold!
Venetta Flores became the first black athletes ever won a gold medal at the
Winter Olympics. Wow, very cool. She's succeeded in her dreams.
I love to hear it, oops, alright.
Nicholas Copernicus, born February 19th, that's today, 1473, worked as a cathedral cannon,
managing church finances, dividing medical care, which left him time for his real obsession.
By the 1510s, he concluded that the earth revolved around the sun, not the other way
around.
He saw the idea for decades. The Vatican had heard his theory and offered to fund publication,
but he feared his fellow scholars. They would regard it as insane, he wrote. In 1543,
friends finally convinced him to publish the revolution of us. But the man overseeing the
printing, a Lutheran theologian named Andreas Ociander, added his own preface saying that this
was just a mathematical convenience, not a claim about reality. Copernicus passed away days
later. It took Galileo 70 years later to insist that Copernicus had meant it
literally. Yeah, Smokey thanks for the four months. I thought that Galileo was
given credit for figuring this out. I guess that's just how history goes
sometimes. All right, um, Savante Arpeneus, born February 19th at 1859. He was
already famous for his work on electrolytes. His PhD proposed that salt split into sodium
ion and chlorine ions, each carrying electric charge, explaining why saltwater conducts electricity.
Professor disagreed and gave him the lowest possible passing grade.
In 1903, he'd win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Arrhenius became obsessed with an odd question.
Why'd you ice it? You just happened.
Emily should.
He believed it had to do with how much carbon dioxide was in the air,
trapping heat.
He sat down and calculated it by hand for all of 1895.
When he published his work in 1896, his conclusion was startling.
If you double the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere,
an Earth temperature will rise 5 to 6 degrees Celsius.
Supercomputers to estimate this to be 3 to 4.5 degrees Celsius.
It seems like he did all right with paper and pencil.
He was the first scientist to quantify the greenhouse effect
and the first to predict that burning fossil fuels could
warm the planet.
Orheus wasn't worried.
Right from Sweden, he thought warmer temperatures
sounded lovely.
We may hope to enjoy ages with better climates, he wrote.
He figured it would take 3,000 years for CO2 to double anyway.
Contracts have hit that threshold in 20 years.
Oh, no.
This fair, this fair, Peru, this didn't fit next to Peru.
February 19th, 1600, why not with Tina erupted in southern Peru?
It was the largest volcanic eruption in South American history.
The blast knocked down the cathedral of RATF, 75 kilometers away,
and buried 10 villages under 70 to rock.
But the real destruction was just beginning.
corruption shot 30 million tons of sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere forming a heath that blocks sunlight worldwide
1601 became the coldest summer in 600 years in Finland some areas on 99% crop failure in Estonia
three-quarters of all farms were abandoned in China some of crops led to severe famine
But nowhere suffered more than Russia crops failed three years running two million people
30% of the population starved to death. The famine to stabilize Sarboros Bodono,
triggering a 15-year civil war called the Time of Troubles. And the camps finally
ended in 1613. A new family came from Romanobbs. They would rule for 300 years.
They have all that because of volcano in Peru. That's crazy. Oh, here we go.
February 19, 1942, President Franklin Roosevelt signed executive order 9066.
It was carefully worded. It authorized the Secretary of War to devign military areas from which any or all persons could be excluded.
The word Japanese appeared nowhere in the text.
But on March 24th, the military issued civilian exclusion order number one.
number one, part of the small island near Seattle. The 227 Japanese American residents
close some strawberry farmers were given six days to sell their farm store if they could
buy homes for their pets and say goodbye to the only community most have ever known.
How much 30 they gathered at the Eagledale Ferry dock from there a train to them, mans
in our California. They were the first Japanese Americans in prison under executive
ordered 9,066, the long-term incarceration camps across the country to consign Japanese
Americans removed from the West Coast. Within months, 120,000 people of Japanese ancestry,
2,000 of them American citizens were behind barbed wire. The Supreme Court of Health
the internment in Korematsu vs. United States, Justice Frank Murphy dissenting, called it
the legalization of racism took them until 1988 for Congress to officially apologize.
God damn, over 40 years!
Say there's a memorial at Eagle Deal Dock with the names of all 276 Islanders taken that day.
So more than 227.
Damn, what the fuck?
Wait, I thought Roosevelt was cool.
Why'd he fucking do that?
I mean, it's still good to learn world history and 40 years to apologize that's crazy a lot
of the original people who did that are probably completely gone.
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy man.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. At war? I mean, yeah, but still.
Oh man, context though? We can do context though.
Uh, that's not what I want.
Alright, I will try to find it myself.
chat farm bird grass juice book book is a thousand away paper fuck chair house
house of 650 way neighbor friend house roof live wife you know out of for
Thank you for 90 months. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. Housewife. Dish.
Daughter. Napkin.
House. Lawyer. Lawyer is 76 away. Okay, that's that's good. Doctor. Now lawyer. Unlegal.
law suit, prostitutes, prostitutes 45 away, sue, um, judge, judge is 26 away, um, court,
Um, government, um, plaintiff, witness, excuse, hmmm, okay I'll start working with chat,
Jury, um, court room.
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It's made of peppers, parsley, optional garlic, optional onions, this dish is a white fried
cheese often made from cow, sheep, or goat meat.
It's creamy yet humbly, with a tangy and slightly salty flavor.
Humbly used in salads, pastries, and as a topic it resembles faded cheese but has
a unique taste.
It's versatility makes it popular and looks cooked in fresh dishes.
I don't get the versatility of our collaboration.
I'm just gonna guess Italy.
Are the cheese people right?
Hot!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Sweden!
Or, um...
France!
That's not Italy.
I'm just gonna guess Italy.
I should know this I just did the geogaster yesterday
Let's do... fuck!
Fuck my life!
Let's do Monaco.
Fuck!
Serene?
Okay, I wouldn't have gotten that.
Three is a traditional, oh, Bulgaria!
Three is a traditional Bulgarian cheese,
commonly characterised by its white,
slightly green texture and tangy taste.
Type of brine cheese, similar to feta.
I would eat that.
I would eat that.
I like cheese.
This looks Asian.
Ingredients, glutinous rice flour,
sweet potato starch, pork,
Bamboo shoots, mushrooms, shrimp, soy sauce, sugar, water chestnuts, garlic, shallots, cilantro.
You're restless, thanks for the 13 months, welcome back!
This dish is a deliciously unique snack, missing of a chewy, translucent dough made from sweet potato starch,
filled with a savory mixture of pork, bamboo shoots, and mushrooms.
Blending the season with soy sauce and pepper, providing a delightful contrast to the smooth texture of the dough,
often served with sweet and tangy sauce, this dish offers a satisfying blend of flavors and textures.
I mean, this just looks Chinese, but there's no way it's China, warm, Vietnam, um, oh
brother.
I definitely had something like this.
I just don't know if it was this exact.
Let's try Cambodia warm
Ah, fuck
Thailand?
Warm! I'm not close at all!
oh brother philpines
Taiwan oh my god
damn it bro
oh brother i would eat that
Oh, no Taiwanese meatballs a popular shaker in Taiwan
Yo zealoy, thank you for the eight months and borboss. Thank you for the prime. Welcome
It ordin dates back to the food young problems in mainland China
That makes sense. I said look I feel like I've had this before
Brother, what is this?
Sweet flour, mung bean flour, as it's definitely Asian, coconut flour, egg yolk, sugar, gold leaf.
Is this like a, like a holiday dish?
This is an exquisite dessert featuring delicate, flower-shaped, golden sweet crafted from egg yolk, coconut milk, and sugar.
It symbolizes prosperity and wealth, often adorned with a small piece of gold leaf.
Smooth and creamy in texture, it boasts a subtle sweetness and rich flavor.
rich flavor, traditionally started on special occasions it represents good
portion success, making it a valued gift for offering
I'm gonna guess Malaysia
BORTERS
Singapore
WARP
wait
what's next from Malaysia?
um
Philippines?
warm I'm so fucking bad geography it's embarrassing Cambodia borders okay
borders Cambodia and Malaysia
Thailand I got it it was Thailand traditional Thai dessert known for its
rich similar in distinctive appearance. I would eat that as well. That looks great.
I'm still below the bell curve. Low average, not very good. Whoopsie. Yo Han Solo thanks for the
10 months. What was that one that I played yesterday that was like, was it Street Gesser?
What was that?
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Could it be a red herring because there's another flag back there.
But I don't know what country's flag is.
And there's a castle back there. Oh wait, there's more British flags.
Coca-Cola.
Castle though.
Okay, well let's say 19, let's do 19, 23, um, I feel like it's not the UK, I don't know why
No, but I don't I don't think I have a better guess than that.
Maybe like real north UK in 1923 UK.
Damn, I was, I was really fucking close. Oh, Scotland. Oh.
I was really close 57 kilometers, but I was 30 years off 1953
Damn it. I got no points for the year. I really thought that I cooked
Shit the other flag is Scotland. Oh, there's this blue and white right blue background like
Okay. That wasn't that bad. Final score. 24k out of 50k. That's not passing, but at least
This is not terribly embarrassing, right?
This is yours, right?
See, for the most part I was pretty close.
My worst fumble was in South America.
Steamgull?
I don't really like Steamgull as much as they keep taking these random ass games.
alright not recommended first big robot fight x y moment x x y nothing
happens die shit to your game 2 out of 10
first big robot fight
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I thought I'd just send her.
She'd just do her own.
What do you mean?
Just be ready.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Yo, zero bullets.
Thanks for 38 fucking months.
Thank you, Lilia.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
Who is this battle dance board?
I'm gonna feel so stupid aren't I?
Melt.
Who is this?
You me.
Battle dance.
Stomach are up.
Some era.
Nami.
Rekon.
I don't know, this is fucking cute.
It's, nope.
It's D. I've never played Rekon in my life.
She has these emojis to scribe. Zach. Nice. Splash.
He's not reconned to. Ziya. Kale. Wakona. Quinn.
Who has wings like that?
Um, is it a skin with a bird?
Alistair.
Zaheen.
Who is- who's got a bird?
Talon.
You're a bird, Talon, you know.
Dude, can I just say it, there's too many damn characters in this game, they need to go back.
Actually, just...
Anivia, fuck!
I might not guess Anivia yet, I'm only in Seoul.
Chewbacca, fuck.
Yo, Johnny, thanks for the 10 gifted subs, thank you!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I don't know
It's barred
This is like one of those stupid new splash art
I feel like this isn't even the character in it
Dear nope
I'm looking at chat. I don't care. I already guessed Quinn
VEGAR!
Probably not ugly ass legal.
Fuck, I was not gonna get that.
Yo Mad Max, thanks for 11 months.
I'm not saying life is a simulation, but I've definitely reached the part where the player has walked away from the controller to go make a sandwich
I wish someone would make me a sandwich
Born trailer. Oh shit four hours ago
Play the spire too
I did not play the fire, but I had a lot of fun too before the end of the game.
Evo, I'm scared, I need some crime.
Where's the gun? Thank you.
Lawyer?
Like a DOD, by the way.
That's a cool trailer.
Whoa!
It's a roo-like?
Why log in then?
Death Builder?
Whoa!
Oh my goodness.
Yo, I'd show thanks for 16 months.
Alipopter?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
As soon as I'm done 100% of you jacks, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I think I'm dead.
I'm sorry, but I was fucking schooled as all that, divorced as a righty gamer as
Spring was really exciting this game.
Four more times in a row.
There was a final round of the game.
What the- Wait, no wait!
Dude! Dude! Oh my god!
Seven hour- Oh dude!
Okay so I already saw the teaser for Toy Story 5 when it came out.
And the whole, the teaser was basically all the toys.
So like Jesse Woody, Buzz, I'll be like, oh no.
And it was like hyping up.
Like they were so scared of something.
And I was like, I swear to God, if it's an iPad,
it was a fucking iPad, bro.
I was like, dude, it's so fucking over.
Oh my God, it was an iPad.
I know the iPad kids.
It was like a little like,
I think it was a frog tablet.
Oh, hell no.
Well, let's see the new official trailer if it decides to load that as.
Do you forky to care unbearably to be your beloved bride?
Yes!
Ha! I now pronounce you husband and knife!
Who poisoned the maid of honor?
Oh no!
Hey, there's the package for you.
Oh, thank you, thank you!
You're the best!
What the heck?
It's a fucking tablet!
Oh my god, they're making a toy story about iPad kids now.
Oh my god.
I told you, man, I told you!
I'm Lillipot!
Let's play!
Oh, extinction!
Not again!
["Street Time"]
Honey, screen time's over now.
OK.
I want to talk to you, device.
Please, call me Lillie.
Me and the toys have been working all summer
trying to get Bonnie to make friends,
but then you had to ruin it.
You're not even listening to me.
I'm always listening.
See?
Now look here. Me and the toys are working all for it.
Yeah, and they all need to move.
What?
Yeah, I got dibs on behind the dresser.
Listen, hello?
Is it as bad out there for toys as they say it is?
We're finding more abandoned toys each day.
What?
Tex invaded our house too.
I don't know Jesse a toys are for play, but tech is for everything
Here as fast as I could why you wearing a dress witty
Someone needs a bro marker
Who goes there?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I come in peace?
It's been too long, cowboy.
What are you?
Some sort of old man toy?
What?
She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
Bonnie needs help from someone at least from the same century.
The long toy!
We're gonna need backup.
The classic!
She's getting away, boss!
Our mission on this planet is to make a child happy!
You touched the hammer once, so we'll crawl through!
I'm just doing this!
I'm just trying to crawl through!
Come on, we'll find it!
Buzz, you stay here. I'm going with them.
You don't think I can do it?
Yes!
No!
That is poncho.
It's good to see them fighting again.
Yes, sure is.
I don't know, guys.
You know, G57P, thank you for the 17th.
This movie will cure all I have kids.
Well, it kind of feels like either they're trying to...
Okay, so they're trying to like, you know, pander to the nostalgia of the parents who watched Toy Story when they were kids.
I feel like, yeah, technology bad.
Remember how good it used to be?
Well, also, they're hoping kids watch it and be like,
you know what, maybe I should go play outside
instead of being on my iPad.
I don't know, like, it's not a bad thing, I guess,
but I don't know.
I'm just being a hater, I guess.
I don't know.
Romeo is a dead man.
Oh, hey, it's Saturday, which means it's very tight.
Help me, Cory!
Cory!
Oh!
Speaking of which, you only have one present.
What does that mean?
Okay, okay.
One time, one time.
Huh?
Romeo!
Romeo!
Oh, good boy!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Romeo, listen up.
You're gonna die in about 15 seconds.
Seriously?
Seriously.
Don't worry.
And if this just invades the deadgear light support system, don't move, okay?
Oh, it's so high for the eye socket!
What the fuck is going on?
You're already half dead.
And how long is your half dead man?
Oh, half dead man?
I
That was it!
That was it!
Break through!
Joey...
...it's a wild fight, big man!
That was it!
Oh, shit, and me, I got it.
Rolio is a dead man!
Coming 2021.
That's the hero.
Really?
Pretty cool.
Huh?
That was great positive voice.
Are you like a spirit?
I'm on your back.
What?
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.
I'm on your back.
Lots of high-price stuff.
I've literally been cyber-punk.
Oh, it's out?
It's out.
Is it a PlayStation exclusive, though?
If I hear any of you yelling chicken jockey in this theater, I will be calling the authorities, not for you, but for me, out there I'll beat your ass!
Chicken Jog!
If I-
What did it sound? What does it actually sound like, bro?
Uhhh...
Oh man...
Yeah, that is- that is something.
I'm tired of John Wick's games.
Four million beers, Jesus.
I must hurt you, my God!
Must be a move unconstrained or restricted.
He must be versatile, capable, adaptable.
He must be grounded. Stable. Constable.
I announced this 72?
I didn't hear anything about it!
I believe you're ready, sir.
Oh during the state of life, okay that makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On-Wing.
Oh there you go, that's a win play.
Very cool.
These idiots on-win.
very cool wow I should he keeps trying to play this daily dose of gaming video
which I will watch later see maybe a few more trials I'm gonna do my usual
this motherfucker right here
for nothing
I just changed his for nothing
what do we have
what do we have
what
this motherfucker right here
for nothing
I just changed his for nothing
what do we have
dude this one in the jawn
why do they sound exactly the same
what the hell
Tahiti
That's literally him.
Half-faith.
People keep telling me to watch this.
And all the other David Brann stuff.
I'm so scared!
I remember having Dr. Hewitt, this looks wrong!
A new dawn is coming.
A new line of unsullied kings.
You are the Queen of Dragons.
You have an absolute power within your grasp.
Still more late, when she will send her new dragon's hair, it would be the end.
This is the moment you become a king.
I heard people say that this one is good, but people are like, yeah, don't watch Game of Thrones, the ending is bad.
bad but I feel like there's no way it's that bad that it makes not watching all
the good stuff not worth it right I mean hard hard to say I guess maybe it maybe
it is that bad it's bad it's really not bad it's worth it okay if you've always
like don't watch it I'm like it can't be that bad right all right we'll watch
some Mr. Daily. Hello Rihwan, this is your dude as a gaming. They've been looking for
a cow for three hours and then this happened.
Oh my god, oh my god it took floating cows for the cows!
Oh my god!
Least my guy or least the cow either way, no.
Alright.
And he's fucking dead.
It's not even a jumper, it's a leaper.
Oh does it leap on the buildings?
Uh, I mean it's a leaper.
It does, it does.
We're not gonna find out.
It's surely not this tall.
It's surely not this tall.
Oh that's not real!
There's no way that's a leaper!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
There's no way that's a real thing. Why is it?
Be careful bro, it's going to thunder!
Oh my god!
She coded this to stop herself from doing scrolling.
Go on, look, go on, look, go on, look.
Are you fighting?
She's trying to save you.
Okay, I made it in.
I got hit by ball twice almost thrice thrice quadruple
He really should have taken his advice.
They came up with a plan to save their friends from inside.
Let's do this.
Fast and furious.
You know?
Listen, we don't win here and remember, it's all about family, okay?
Go save our family.
Go save our brothers.
Get in there.
It's over the family!
Get in there boy!
Oh shit!
It's over the family!
See that wire?
Stay underneath it, okay?
Just keep your head low and we'll be fine.
Alright.
It's a good job.
He didn't panic.
Bear with me here?
Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
Alright, yep.
Yep.
K, yep.
Yep.
I am steady still.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, yep.
Thanks.
Well, that's a start.
The kill cam really exposed him.
Oh, anybody, buddy, yeah, that's over.
Bro.
I got him. Don't watch that kill cam. I hope Chris forgot it. No.
Alright. Nope.
The computer perfectly mimicked his girlfriend.
He was really committed to being a coach
Stay there stay there stay there stay there. We're gonna stay in that mid blitz. Let's get brisky. Let's get brisky
Get him get him get him get him
No, no, no
Yes, yes, yeah, go go up go go up. Yeah
Let's go man
Let's go
He did it
Geez I'm sacking myself out too much
It's gonna be fine we're gonna be fine
It's gonna be great.
Classic.
That's why I hate board games.
He forgot he'd added a horror mod to Minecraft.
A horror mod?
Ah, so peaceful.
Oh
No
He realized he'd made a mistake
You
With you
Got the whole pokey palace we got blarp a blanket you we got what the f**k happened to Evie, bro
Who is that? That's just a car. Oh my god
Is that cockroach?
He shouldn't have said anything.
Yeah, I'm surprised we all walked out of that.
I'm better I'm stronger
I can't let me go ready
Hey, zoomed in, FIRE!
Alright, so here's the plan.
We run in here and we try to go...
That's a good plan.
He just saw the way he wanted to go.
He heard my plan and he was like...
They were trying to recreate a scene from one of the Fast and Furious movies.
This is why you should always wait your turn.
No! Oh my!
Hello!
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
We're gonna set up a TV, my monitor, it's gonna be amazing.
There's so many people here.
Back of the line.
Oh, look at this!
Let's do it, let's do it!
Lights on!
So
So I guess this is the textbook definition of a photofinish.
I'm just going to do that.
Oh my god.
I forgot they can do photofinish.
I have not done that before.
What a photofinish.
You got an actual photofinish.
Careful of the evil man that kills him.
My goat deadpool.
There he is.
There.
And the other one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
this guy is always at a Walmart parking lot but today he's a little in here
Do you think he knows it's just a game?
I still can't figure out whether it's actually the monkey playing the game.
I have a friend with me.
Wait, I wanna try, I wanna try, can I try?
In her defense, she absolutely did warn them.
Don't come near me!
Stay away!
Demons!
You demons!
You've been taunting me this whole time!
Her sister trying to save up the game wasn't even that scary.
I don't think he was ready for this.
So, how do you think the alien knew he was there?
You want a little harmonica?
Yeah Tiffany, thanks for the three months. Welcome back.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys and I too.
Alright you guys, get your foot down here. We need to make up for the pie.
You don't feel harmonica.
C'mon!
He really thought he was helping out.
No! No!
Aw, he's helping.
He might be outside.
I got a noise!
Oh, someone died!
Oh my god!
I must have killed you!
You're dead!
That's a gnomed game. There's so many Cliffsons in this game.
So I guess they're right when they say that pride comes before a fall.
Oh, you're going in the storm, what are you doing?
That's the wrong way, you're going to die.
Amazing.
I see a lot of you asking how to submit clips, so I added these submissions into the description.
That was one of those videos I'm really hoping enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very soon.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you. I'm having a wonderful day. All right. Any more stuff to watch? Any more stuff to watch a pets video, perhaps? Perhaps?
So how did you know she was going to portray us? What did she say?
It was in her eyes, in the way she was leading us, but she said she knew Spanish.
Senor, poor for war.
Damn, that's good.
I miss Arthur so much. You're a dot master, son. Thank you for the 11 months.
Arthur was the best.
He was the best.
Javier Esquiella? That's my fault too. Of course his name is not Javier Esquiella, his name
is Javier Esquiella, but when we were doing the cold reading, oh my goodness, maybe
the very first day we were sitting around the table reading the script and I called
Javier Esquela. Everybody kind of snickered a little bit and I got done reading whatever
my lines were and I look at it and everybody's kind of laughing at me. And I was like, what?
And then the director said, you know what? No, I think I like it because you know what?
John probably would pronounce his name wrong. And it's been Esquela ever since. That
was, that was my fault. Anyway, everybody's got to live with that now because of me
and I'm sorry. Javier.
I kind of like that lore that John just doesn't know how to pronounce it.
I think that's good.
Just in time for Tony.
Oh shit, I love this guy's videos.
This is the guy who, he makes giant, he makes cat sized stores and stuff for his pets.
New Year, I finished making the full Cat Town subway station.
This is amazing.
We can now experience the entire process of riding the subway just like us humans, including
the joys of standing in line at the customer service window.
Everyone, Xing here, last year we made a subway station for pets which went viral around the
world, so I wanted to fully build out the entire station, including all the real world
things you would find in a subway station in China.
As Lunar New Year approaches, families in China normally reunite and the streets become
decorated for the holiday season so of
course the animals of Cap Town should
join in too. Mr. Nice's son is about to
go on New Year's break from school so
let's take the subway over and pick him
up when classes end. I heard Mr. Nice
has been upgrading his house since our
last visit so let's pick him up and
check that out. He's added more
smart home functions to his house, smart lighting, smart laundries, smart appliances, smart vacuum,
smart climate control, and smart home monitor. Pretty sweet. Yo, Mr. Nice, let's go pick up
your kid it's almost time when we arrived at the school we had a quick
parent cat teacher cat student and human conference to discuss the kid's
latest report card needs improvement afterwards mr. nice took a son back home
the other subway which he found very exciting
They got off at Katz Foundation and are shopping for the New Year celebrations.
First stop is the supermarket.
Got to get some fresh fruit for New Years.
Hey kid, be careful.
Don't play with that fruit.
Thanks again for your support and suggestions down in the comments.
We look forward to tackling more in the New Year.
but at least I want to say happy new year
and wish you all prosperity in the year of the horse.
Thanks, bye-bye.
Holy shit, dude, this guy is so talented.
It's crazy.
He makes insane videos.
Yeah, the Katie McDonald's is crazy.
Oh my goodness, okay, I'll watch a couple more
and then I think I'm gonna start up Red Dead.
Give me a couple more.
Let's see.
So many videos to choose.
Okay, yeah, we'll just do one or two more.
And then I think I just want to finish Red Dead One today.
I feel like I'm getting kind of close to the ending.
I came here because I was attracted to something in the summer of 1890.
Ever since I was born, I've always been by your side.
What the hell did you just do?
I'll take advantage of this and win this race.
Is it necessary to be a confidant?
I knew it! I was really lucky!
This Steel Ball Run Race is the biggest race in the world!
I've never done it!
It's the biggest race in the world!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This race is the winner!
I can't believe I'm in this race!
This is a full season or a movie?
March 19, Netflix first stage.
So is this a movie?
Or it's a full season.
Interesting.
It's very important to use full signage for the end of Red Dead Redemption.
I'm gonna try to finish the game today.
All right. I guess I will start on that then.
We will see. All right. It is gaming time.
Reacts are over.
No more Reacts.
I'm counting on my controller.
Baming time!
Where's the hat? I'll grab it. Just give me a second.
I've been doing way longer just chatting segments since I got really into those browser games.
I really love them.
I think they're so fun.
I don't think I've been reacting more.
just that I've been spending more time doing browser games.
Which I mean, they're technically games, right?
I don't know why my cursor keeps carrying on screen.
Where the fuck am I?
I don't remember sleeping in this hotel.
Why are all the women naked?
Oh, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, oh, very fine.
come back and send in and empty them are there any other quests on my screen well
Well I guess I will go back and sleep.
Time skip.
No!
There's me.
Sleepy time.
I probably, how much time do you guys think I have left in the game?
I feel like I gotta be getting kinda close to the end.
Two to three hours, four hours?
Okay.
Yeah, I think we'll definitely finish it today.
for sure. Why is the racist doctor just coming out? Yo, Mass Newport, thank you for the
fight! Thank you so much! Thank you, Mass Newport. There he goes, being racist again.
And others, again, not worse.
I've never used a barchord as such as worse, but...
But listen.
Meaning?
What makes these beings less human than us?
Closer to beasts on the continuum between animal and God.
I need to get a load of food.
I argued with Fortescue at Yale about this.
He caused a minor scandal.
But I shall be proven right, sir.
I shall mark my words.
I shall show them all what civilization is all about.
The redskins and the knobs at Yale.
Come, sir.
I have a way to see both of our desires his desires to be racist the evidence of savages reverting to type
John's like man, I don't even give a shit just bring me to Dutch
Vanderlin follow me. I asked the stars to bring the horses around but quick man
Geez man
Try to calm down
Professor mr. Marsden. Yeah
You're not I think for 15 marks
Years of research. What were you talking about back there? Where we go?
Nasty's a son of a meeting of power. I think they call it a meeting of minds of souls
Indians and whites academics and criminals coming together to fight a common understanding
Justice! This fool's making no sense!
Some of Anderlin's men have agreed to meet with Professor McDougal, up at Bearclaw's cabin.
Why the hell would they want to do that?
I think they are interested to find out what conclusions a white man has reached on hundreds of years of culture and society from the comfort of his hotel room.
Wonderful! Do you think that's after a skin sample from the souls of their people?
I don't think that's a good idea.
This guy's a fucking freak. Yeah, I think that's a good- yeah, end of conversation.
Dead quiet, that was- let me-
I don't know if I have a camera.
This guy's a fucking weirdo!
Huge weirdo.
I'm actually a little nervous, I have to say!
The hot touch of the old jitters!
No kid, let's do a small relief to have the two of you along with me!
Oh, wait a minute. I was only at the time.
Dude, John! Wait, what? Oh, I have a throwing knife for Quip.
I helped.
I helped.
What a ferocious animal!
That bear showed no signs of his lesson.
We have to hide and hurry.
It's all too much for us.
Think about all the animals who died in this game.
Like my second horse, cowkilded.
Remember that?
This is it.
Easy.
I had a new horse for, like, 30 seconds.
I had off the horse.
It's cowkilded.
I'm a little out of my game!
Hello.
Why does my cursor keep appearing on screen?
It just wants to be looked at.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Hi guys, hello gentlemen
We come in peace those words mean nothing coming from people like you
Look at what you've done to us. Look at us
We live like animals scrabbling in the dirt
Violence isn't the answer. Maybe you live in a different America than we
Men like Vanderlint will lead you to disaster.
I think we've already experienced disaster.
The likes which you could only imagine.
Put your hands up!
We come in peace!
What was he saying, Sparston?
You call this a meeting?
Excuse me? No doubt, whether me.
This is not what we agreed to.
You shut your mouth, you treacherous snake!
Oh, shit!
This is not how this meeting was supposed to go!
They killed the stars!
Oh my god!
Never thought this would happen!
You have to get out of here!
Stay down and keep quiet!
Every time I let go, he just did not want to crouch.
I'm, I'm blaming the game.
That one was not me.
That one was not me.
They killed the stars!
It's a nightmare!
Do nothing quick!
Just keep your head.
Go down.
Go down, John.
Oh my god.
Open me.
What are you doing to me?
Don't leave me here.
Go down.
What the fuck was that?
He was just reached for her.
I
Let's go now while we got the chance
My god, I feel terrible! My head is pounding!
Hitting shot at will do that to you!
Completely drained! It's like my body has aged ten years!
Stop moaning and rise! You're alive, I guess!
Now stop complaining!
I'll show you a broader apart! I don't see any more!
Keep your eyes peeled!
Well, I...
Other than this guy, yeah, through.
It is done completely! Shift the book for one second!
The savage might cannot be civilized.
We got ambushed by Dutch's gang.
It's a little soon to be drawn conclusions
on an entire piece of this.
This is heavy.
Oh my god, they're fast.
They know something awesome.
Dude, he's useless.
They're very annoying.
Oh, no.
I'm guys' business.
I assume we know, and this is over.
It's OK.
Tao has amazing self.
As you can see...
Wallace...
Idiot!
Yo, Quakebees! Thanks for 38 months!
Welcome back.
Hello.
Has John done a quest with anyone who wasn't a freak the whole game?
Maybe the girl at the very beginning of the game and her dad were.
I don't think we were happy with that family.
Seth? Oh yeah, Seth is a great guy.
For sure.
The war was okay.
Well, I can safely say that was the worst experience of my life.
I will never talk, kill you again!
Civilization and all its glory, Mr. McDougal!
And am I glad to be back! I've been d-
Safe and sound!
Thank the Lord!
So much for a meeting of minds!
Thank you, Mr. Master.
I could be boiling in a pot right now,
if it wasn't for you.
Get some rest, Professor.
John's like, well, that was another
massive waste of my time.
Oh, you're pretty good.
waste of my time. Honor plus 25. There's so many hateable characters in the red
bed universe but they're all so so interesting at the same time. I'm up to
6 p.m. and 5 a.m.
What time is it now? How do I check? It is 10 a.m.
Fuck well, we could pass the time by going to the movies
Please don't be the movie every scene. I'm gonna be so mad
The danger of doctors?
Did we already watch this one?
We already watched this one!
It's the same one.
Waste of my two dollars.
I can't believe this.
What time is it now?
All right, well maybe it'll let me sleep till nightfall.
It doesn't let you pick what time you wake up.
I'm kind of worried it's just going to wake me up at the crack of dawn again.
I guess we'll see.
Got a time thing that's very annoying.
All right, John, nap time.
Sleep all day.
Here's to the nighttime.
Come back in six!
Oh my god, it's in an hour and a half.
Alright, let's kill some time, I guess.
Perhaps we can Gamba in the Huthel farmer.
Let's get six hours every time you sleep.
Okay. In that case, maybe I'll just go sleep again.
Or I'll just go blackjack.
Let's do some Gamba.
We'll start with a bed of 10.
I have thirteen!
Hey!
Fuck!
Nineteen!
This is bullshit.
Okay, I'm gonna go fifty.
I will win this one.
That's the highest boss we do.
Oh, I got a blackjack!
Oh my god.
Wait, that's a- wait, I'm done with the slot.
It's not gonna run between me.
Um...
Do I double down?
Can I double down?
I BOSSED IT! What?!
That's it?
Wait, I didn't- I didn't hit though!
Dude, I pressed double down!
I did not press hit!
Double down is a hit?
What? I thought double down? What?
Okay, I thought that was something completely different. I think I was thinking of split.
Oh no, is that a two?
Give me a call.
Stay in.
Stay in.
I'll take that. He has a two.
We are so back. We are so back to go again.
I can't believe I fucked up that 20-year-old.
So fucking stupid.
Um...
14 he has a 4.
Oh I can't...
He might bust.
Split? That was a good idea actually.
I was gonna say it was split.
Are you fucking killing me 15 he has a four
Oh
Go again
This is so red this is bullshit
I got a blackjack
Do I leave it do I go again?
There might be time to walk away one more
That's not a 10.
Um, what does he have?
Five is a five. Fuck it.
That didn't work.
That didn't work!
One more time. One more time.
Fourteen is a two.
That was so stupid. I should have just stood watching the boss.
I'm going again.
Let's go, okay, I'm out of here.
It's a good time for the quest, right?
You look like a blackjack player!
I can't seem to be a blackjack player!
Yes!
I know.
When will they give you back your treasure?
Sorry.
Here's me, ma'am.
You discovered the elegant suit.
It will allow you to cheat at poker.
I can handle that, Marcy.
Professor!
Oh, it's you, dear boy. Come in, come in, and shut the door.
What's going on?
You leaving?
Yes, sir, yes, I am, sir.
You know, you know the thing, the thing that is vital
without which scholarship cannot proceed, sir?
No, I don't.
Not happy.
The ship cannot proceed, sir.
No, I don't.
I'm not having a good time.
What should I order today?
Nothing, sir.
I'm not going out for this.
I'm not going out for this at all.
I hate this guy.
Nope.
They're fucking savages!
Savages!
I think we all are.
Not me, sir.
I'm from Connecticut.
I'm a professor at Yale.
I write books.
I do not deserve to die out here.
Where's my team, sir?
Oh, Jesus.
I'm ordering the drinks that I ordered yesterday, that's so fucking good.
You okay, Professor?
Oh, Dandy, sir, just-
Holy shit, he's just doing drugs and- oh my god, this guy's gonna die.
Who gave him this above?
Is that you, Don?
Wait, is that Dutch?
Hello, Dutch?
Oh shit!
He's just in the street!
I think that's what they call two for the price of one out here in this wonderful
place.
Maybe so Dutch. It's the real Dutch.
Newling and your friend there, the professor.
We're gonna kill the both of you.
Why you wouldn't do a thing like that?
Yo, Rosemary, thank you for the raid. Hello.
Hi, guys. Thank you.
Hello, thank you. Aw, keep Rosemary raid. Hi guys.
Why don't I come out there? Well, come, well, come.
We fight. Let the professor go.
Hi Rosemary. See your boys back to their families.
Well, that... that sounds like a beautiful plan, John.
The only problem is my boys here,
they already lost their families a long time ago.
We aren't thieves, John.
We're fighting for something a bit like you.
Only we're fighting for an idea, not just for ourselves.
That's beautiful, Dutch.
You always were a fine speaker. I was. Now would you kindly send that academic out here so we can show him what we really think about the art of anthropology?
Please show what we're going to do.
I'm going to hand you over to him. Watch and tear you limb from limb.
What?
He's kidding.
Run across the rooftops.
John, now's not the time to be a little boaster.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. We're still here. Come on.
I
Roll jokes term, bro
What is the meaning of this this outrage you two stay down shut up
They were having a great old time, huh?
Just giggling away.
Come on!
We can get to the roof this way.
There she is.
Thanks for 20 months.
Oh yee.
A primer.
Maybe other chattos have some too.
No, stop it!
It's going to kill me!
One more move!
And he's a dead man!
He's going to kill me!
One more move, and he's a dead man!
God, you took your sweet time!
Christ alive, how many are there?
We can-
You're fine, Brochelle.
He's not Dutch's snipers?
Where are those shit?
I'll never make it back to you, man!
Do you ever stop talking?
How does Dutch always want so many hoes?
Also the peaking is so scotch he takes forever to go back down.
I'll shoot you in a minute, Dugel.
You gotta tell him, John.
You tell him.
I think that's most of them.
The coast looks clear.
Come on, then! Let's make a break for it!
We're safe.
The horses should be in an alleyway down here.
Hi, Mossa.
Cow! Cow's always there for me.
Who's screamin' was that?
To the station!
You were like, how does Dutch always get away?
Where the fuck were the...
The... the... the...
The Tower cops know where they are.
Not the cops, not the army.
You know, I dreamt of talking about these last days there.
And no one was there!
Honour the nobility!
And Dutch is just too good a plan again.
It always was, Professor.
And the old West ain't quite dead yet.
Oh, I know, Mr. Mastin.
Believe me, I know.
What's that?
Leave me alone!
Shut up!
Why have I just told this guy right now?
No!
Here they come again!
Come on!
You think you're talking to me?
Do you?
Come on!
Come on!
Dude, come back here!
He was a band and he joined!
You piece of shit!
There's an enjoyin', you piece of shit!
Oh my God.
I think those weren't bad guys.
Not really, weren't worked around a lot. Have I ever killed some people before?
Up!
Hurry! This board of mine!
I'm gonna leave this in a box!
I feel like it'd be so hard to get invested in the story.
I already know the prequel lore from Red Dead 2. Very popular.
I'm still glad I played Red Dead 2. I feel like it would have been a completely different experience.
Is one of the most popular PS3 games?
Yeah, it's just very different from Red Dead 2.
Oh, true, there's multiplayer.
I didn't think about that.
GTA level?
Hello, Dodd.
Hello.
I can't put the dog.
All right, back to black water.
Sandman, thank you for the gift that's up.
Not a lot of Western games, that's true.
I am sure this game was crazy when it came out.
Holy shit.
I've never seen a game like this before.
But when I was playing Red Dead 2,
I thought I was playing a new release game.
It was so, so clean.
I'm crazy.
That's a very beautiful game arm, hello sir.
Come back between seven- oh for fuck's sake.
Hello sir.
Hello there sir.
What was that?
You look like a man who can do an honest day's work and honest day's pay.
Then looks can be deceiving, pal.
Perfect.
As honesty is in my business, the worst policy.
I work for a well-respected governor, Nate Johns.
That makes sense.
Now, there is a certain individual spreading nasty rumors about Mr. Johns.
I'd like you to put a stop to this vile gossip.
Uh, through cigarette light or something going on there.
And those are ghost smoking a cigarette right here.
Now, this individual has had the misfortune to be photographed enjoying some other inappropriate
comedy.
Do you think it'll be the protag of Red Divertation 3?
Are they gonna make another one?
I mean it has to be John Sun, right?
After you take care of business, return to me and I'll pay up the reward for your services.
You're doing great things for your state dear friend. You should be proud.
Shutter.
Those photographs of the Florida Colpo, oh hi Shutter. Hi Shutter, you're here early.
Shutter, get off my keyboard, you're making it so John can't walk.
Shutter.
Oh, you're so cute. That's a
good boy. I know.
Oh, sorry. Excuse me. Hi,
Excuse me need to go to bed
This is 7 a.m. Let's go sleep again
Shatter. Shatter. That's my double cheese. Move!
Okay.
This should be fine.
Guys, I think I might have to end stream for Cheddar.
Ro needs to be pet so bad.
What do you want, Marston?
My family.
I've done what you asked.
Are you going to get to see Abigail finally?
No, you haven't.
Fuck.
This is the land of opportunity,
and I gave you the opportunity to save your family,
and you failed.
How could I possibly reward you?
Marston, you're a public master.
Yo, Marco Roli, thanks for the pie.
We should have had you killed.
I wish you had.
But since you didn't, where's my family?
Spare me the noble savage fall in the sword tribe.
Well, you old boy, it's nauseating.
You don't wish to be dead.
Is Abigail dead?
They're an insignificant creature desperately clinging on to life like the rest of the scum
in this town.
Like why won't they just give him his damn family?
I know it's tough.
You like Dutch?
He's a charming fellow.
He makes sense.
He's like one of those nature riders from back east.
Only he takes things a tiny little step too far.
than just loving the flowers and the animals
and the harmony between man and beast.
He shoots people in the head for money and disagree on me.
He's a goddamn killer.
Now, I'm not a great intellect, but the metaphysical leap
from admiring the flower to shooting a man in the head
Because he doesn't like the flower.
He's a leap too far.
So...
You know, I have shrimp.
Thanks for two months.
It's easy.
W. Shrimp.
You see, we, me and Archer,
we're the bad guys.
We enforce the rules.
Now, while the rules may not be perfect,
They're really not so bad.
Exactly.
What's the alternative?
I'll tell you what the alternative is.
It's not complicated.
It's about one man and his gun versus another man.
Sure, civilization may be dull,
but the alternative, Mr. Marston, is hell.
In the way you enforce this civilization, this freedom for men to like or not like flowers,
or whatever in God's name you were just talking about, is to kidnap a man's wife and son?
Well, I know there's contradictions. I'm not going to lie to you.
As I said, I'm not a great intellect.
Now, after the debacle was struck by the army and the bank,
we have to put Mr. Vanderland to rest ourselves.
Will you help us?
Do I have any choice?
Chopped cheese.
Now that you mention it, no.
Then what was that pretty speech you made of?
I don't rightly know.
But it sure felt good sayin' it.
Shall we, Mr. Marston?
Let's go.
Here we go with the Gatling gun again.
I don't know what I thought was going to happen, I just wanted to see, I just wanted to see,
I just want to see what happens!
I'm gonna order some for a... shall we?
are four-fifth.
This killing machine of yours seems to be turning a few heads.
Our armed forces have no rightful.
We have made incredible progress the past few years.
Is that what you call it?
That's not even much more than a simple prototype.
Why should I get an eight-suit?
A long-tongue suit or a hot and sour suit?
Terminers make camp a little way outside town.
They put word on a large cache of ammunition and food at store again.
Vandalin's gang needs constant supplies,
so that should be enough to draw them in.
No mistakes this time
You hear me Marston. I thought you were talking to Florida
Actually, you know what I was gonna get blown because it keeps ball in the parade. I can just have two suits
They're kind of crazy that they're like John, you're such a criminal, you have to hold your
family hostage.
Let's get in position.
They trust him with a machine gun.
If you have to.
There's space.
Get to the side please.
What?
Are you ready to finish this, Mr. Marston?
I guess so.
Is this finally the day?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Is this finally the big the big Dutch capturing it's been like five baits so far keep your eyes peeled
I don't see shit
I don't see shit
Or they
What is it with these people?
I feel like I'm not getting any of them.
Don't let them get too close!
Die! Die!
You gave me those hard things to do too much!
I'll kill every last one of you!
Time to fix this!
It's blown up for worse.
Have we number one on ammo?
Take the middle way!
Uh...
He's just kind of stuck up over here.
He's always stuck up.
Move out!
Don't let them get away!
That's just a miracle that they have to...
...have to bother you.
That's countergates!
I
We should have stopped this all the time, but you're not...
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Now!
I can never get over this!
I don't want to hear it!
I'm dead!
I was- I was-
I'm dead!
Stand up, I'm dead!
Damn!
Motherfucker!
What you got for fighting is done!
You got to look great!
Just act all done.
I'm lagging out of control! It's going straight on our cowboy!
Not anymore!
Got him!
Holy shit, where am I?
What the fuck just happened?
Oh my god.
What the fuck just happened?
I think we need to get him before sunday as you say captain otherwise you'll be gone
again and what if I say no now before I shoot you myself let me just point out
the obvious the one person we have left that can appeal to mr. van der lend is
the last person we know who knows him your wife that won't be necessary
Uh...
Do not get Abigail involved in this.
Uh-oh.
Now!
Alright, we ride.
Do I have to stay with the Calvary guys right ahead?
Thanks for right a hand.
We defeated! Thanks for 10 months.
I think I heard it down.
Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
Oh, we're in the snow!
It's so cold.
Really.
If this were red then too I would have torn up my morphs.
I just ran straight into a tree.
I see the fucking pirate emoji in a clip from my stream, dude just because the bird lagged
doesn't mean I pirated the game.
I'm just assuming what the clip is.
It's gotta be hard as fuck to pirate a Rockstar game too.
They probably have brazy teams taking that shit down.
Like what you think, I'm some kind of,
some kind of master pirate or something.
Come on!
You really think I'm, I'm intelligent and resourceful enough to do that?
Don't keep calling me.
What do you mean?
Let's go!
Oh, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter!
He just laid down on my mouse I swear that was chatter
I'm stuck.
This is not real.
This is not real.
This is not real.
Okay.
Thank God.
Jesus.
How the fuck did I get back up?
W Cheddar.
I hate you.
You have to pay for it.
I've paid for you.
I can't stand it anymore.
Oh great.
Alright we are almost there.
I
Well, can I get some some L Cheddar's in the chat W. M. E. L. Cheddar. I'm so cute
You know what you guys whatever dude
Whatever dude
I
Move away, pal!
Excuse me, partner. I ain't getting fresh.
Seven dollars, let's go!
Drop your weapons! They're still coming!
Shoot them!
Wow!
nowhere. I've got everywhere.
I gotta get along with that.
I'm moving up. I'm moving up before it's time to move in.
I
Hell yeah
We're taking everything
Or they at
oh shit this is it the camp we've got your order now Dutch oh shit
What a fool!
It's like your brain's gotta come back!
Oh my Jesus!
I just think this is bad.
I don't think you're dead.
Don't think you'll be needing this.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Alright, I thought this was going to be over anything.
I can't believe I'm saying that, but who's this?
Oh, I'm Dutch, is it?
Oh, that's good.
Oh, we're not even in the camp yet.
Oh, shit, where are they?
Uh.
You're just about dead!
Reload John, hurry up!
Uh.
I'm dying!
What if it turns out Dutch West John's wife and daughter the whole time?
Holy shit, I didn't even-
Alright man, close that gate open!
Get ready to hold off their farm
What is he doing, is he a little dance?
This is the United States Army!
Follow me!
Everyone get back!
Here it comes!
I was standing around.
You can't move it!
It's fine.
It was nothing but a bad dream.
Looks like it's me and you John!
And they really love those flashbangs.
Crazy.
Go on, Tamar!
I'm out of town with any man's life, John and Jack!
Oh, real man, he's aced for the five months!
Shut the fuck up!
Son of a bitch! Goddamn it!
Thank you, man. Thank you, thank you.
You'll never take me alive, John!
Yeah, I will, Dutch. Fuck you!
Charisma Law Fires aced for three months.
I'm about to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to catch this guy.
It's over for you, Dutch.
Wife with P-Dog, it's a 15 months period.
I'm trying, I'm going to kick his ass for what he did.
This is not a very good guy. Oh shit, he's gone to escape route. How's he always gotten
escape route? Oh there he goes. You're just like me John. You can't change who you are.
I AIN'T LIKE YOU!
Yes, you're a bitch, Dutch!
I ain't no bitch!
I'm pulling off the Dark Souls grip for this chase.
I can't let this freak show get away again.
Oh shit.
I can't erase the past, John!
You really need to!
It won't make it go away!
That's where you're wrong!
I'm gonna get this guy.
He's getting-
There's no bad place here.
Why does he get shot?
What?
Oh, this looks oddly familiar, doesn't it?
I got a plan, John.
You always got a plan, Dutch.
This is a good one.
I don't doubt it.
You're gonna try to manipulate John.
We can't always fight, nature.
John, we can't fight change.
We can't fight gravity.
We can't fight gravity.
We can't fight. Nothing.
My whole life. All I ever did was fight.
Then give up, Dutch.
But I can't give up. Now, I can't fight my own nature.
That's a paradox, John.
You see?
Then I have to shoot you.
When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster.
They have to because they have to justify their wages.
That's their business.
Our time has passed.
Oh, shit!
So at the end you didn't have the guts to shoot.
The man's dead, Ross.
So I'm kind of failed in a way, but...
Sure.
And I see your gun.
For what?
What?
Trust me, it looks better in the report that way.
Where's my family?
Your wife was killed in a prison riot last week.
What?
I've only jokened your boy.
Not for the sake of my life.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Joke and your boy not funny asshole. Fuck you rabble ranch of yours and beat yourself
They're quite safe and sound. Geez. I really got pissed for a second. Thank you, mr. Morrison. Oh my god
Ha ha ha funny joke
Yeah, Frank John get right see you around John
Try to stay out of trouble. Come on. I'll go find somebody else. We can annoy
Damn, Walt.
Damn.
I'm not just scared, but it feels so satisfying.
My bobble is beeping.
Inna!
Ah!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
What the fuck!
Go!
No!
No!
Dude!
I'm sorry to map you!
No!
No!
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
Oh!
Can someone tell me?
What are the fucking odds that a bear spawns right there, kills my horse as soon as the music starts playing?
What are the fucking odds, dude?
We're never zero. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself.
How is this real, dude? This is not real. What the fuck is this?
Dude, my full head is up!
oh my god dude what is this dude that's fucking crazy
then I skinned the horse because I tried to press Y on it I let there's no way my
horse is just fucking dead from being touched once by a bear
Where's the music dude?
I'm so upset dude, I'm so upset, I can't believe this is real.
I need the music dude!
Where's my save?
Save stuff? It's not about the horse! It's about the music dude!
What do I do?
Here's the music again.
The altitude determine, er, make the legs strong.
Best clip of the year.
Should I reload her now?
It feels so unsatisfying.
You.
My bubble would heat, thanks for your time.
No!
No!
No!
What the fuck?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
The bear didn't even care to kill me! It just ran away! It just drove by, killed my horse, and ran away!
It didn't even care to kill me, too!
Can I reload, guys? Please, dude.
It's not even about the horse, it's about the music. It actually ruined the scene!
This is like probably like the most important scene in the game.
Your Dutch just killed himself and now you get to go see your family.
Just reload, you had to reload right at two at the ending two.
It's fitting.
How did this happen to me twice?
Evan, thanks for the lucky gift.
Thanks, Evan.
I can do it. I can't believe this fucking happened to me
What is this shit?
Imagine it just reloads right when the bear kills the horse dude. I'm gonna kill myself. Do I even get the music?
Dude, how did this happen to me?
Oh my god
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, coffee or waves will head again
Coaches may be swarming
But words will sit back into scribbles
Oh, is this the house?
Such antique affinities it all
It's pretty short, worthy of that sunset
That's the house that we built.
Oh
He does fly I'm see this day. She's pissed. You know good. He'll belly piece of shit. Oh, she was dead
I thought he was dead John. Huh? Where you been? Where you been? You know where I've been darling, you know
You saw Dutch didn't you?
Yeah, I saw him and Bill. Yeah, I saw him too. Hey, you didn't go back to him
I left that life, just as you left yours.
How'd they treat you?
I can take care of myself, John.
When Gar got funny on me one time,
but I wasn't so lady-like and he didn't try it again.
No one else.
How's the boy?
Oh, like you.
And like me.
Well, he's like a kid growing up without a father.
What is fair?
What is fair?
Well?
Hi, Emmy, hope you're doing well.
I've been feeling sad lately and lost.
Watching you and your friends make me feel better.
Please keep bringing us joy.
Let's be delicious even more better.
We tried to change, I mean.
I think that's what you're supposed to do.
We did change.
It's over now.
Aww.
Not at him anymore.
Jack!
Jack, come here boy.
Hello sir.
Aww.
How you been?
The family's back together!
Coyotes ate all the chickens and poachers took the cattle.
Oh dad.
I tried, father. I tried.
Damn, it's been rough on them.
Oh no, good son.
I know.
Don't you go blaming me boy.
me boy no one old man but since you're still alive there's four mouths to feed
and no cattle that's a nice way to greet somebody why don't I get to warm and
tender and brace consider the fact I ain't put a bullet in your embrace old
man you're supposed to look after the place not that bad I did my best thing
years there was too many of them I thought you's dead I wasn't drinking hold
your excuses until you figured out which one to use yeah I'll get your bags back
boy we got work to do we're leaving the more white why don't fucking stay in
your family they clubbed here white now but the morning we gotta go get
ourselves some more cattle we've got friends in the Farms Ranch it's over
in Hittigan Stad who can sell us some
I haven't been I hope you learn to kill them yes didn't I say rather than some
prison they actually kept me incarcerated in a cooking school for
young ladies
What? Oh, well, I guess you did it. I don't know.
Well, good for you, John. I guess.
Oh, my. Oh, my.
Now he's leaving her again yep that's the John Marston I know hasn't changed the
damn bit.
How am I supposed to be here?
I feel it's here.
Oh wait.
Hold on Bonnie, it's next to me.
Um, hold on a minute, get my food and check on Barney.
She said she can't open the gate, and so she's trapped.
I'll be right back.
I think she managed to get it figured out.
Bro, why the fuck is that picture?
I would say rest in peace, Dutch, but you were always a bitch.
You didn't even let John finish his mission.
Ah, damn it, I asked for utensils and they gave me a plastic fork instead of chopsticks.
What a disgrace.
Alright guys, I got the classic that I've been eating a lot recently.
Singapore noodles!
And...
Hot and sour soup!
A big one, so I can have leftovers.
And an egg drop soup with corn.
I don't really prefer it with corn, but that was the only option that they had.
So, you know...
It is what it is.
What soy sauce on that bitch
How do you do are you ready let's haul out all right guys up
You can do it John you can do it come on Jack
I'm just gonna not bring attention to the fact that I attempted to load the song and all that I accomplished with safe scumming cow.
Now if you're mad about it, you just hate cow and fuck you.
We gotta get it right ahead of us.
I'm gonna bend ahead and get the stand.
Hey, don't be a fancier.
I meant it while I was away.
Fucking believe that happened, dude.
Fuck you, good people.
I'm not here.
I hate fairies now.
No, I was sick and they looked after me. How you sure got a lot of questions. I don't often get a chance to ask him
Was it a gentleman's complaint? What are they called?
Yes, I was a little out of practice
See if I could like interact with the guy
Cause you pressed Y to melt the horse
Where were you on that guy?
There you go, what did your mother tell you?
She said there was some kind of important government to it
Is she not right?
The people thought I owned them some paper
Why did they take it so straight?
They thought it wasn't safe to hear it by yourself
Cause the horse meat
I think the first one is from the first horse that died.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
So is the cow that I'm riding right now a
a mirage and illusion?
I can just carry a piece of cow with me wherever I go?
Was it all a dream?
They're okay. Some of them even told me to store it.
I think I'd like to be a government man one day.
Or a politician.
I'd rather you chose an honest profession.
Like you, you mean?
I know I ain't been the best father, Jack.
I made some bad choices.
But all that, all my life, it's over now.
Oh, God.
Look out!
Paul, was it something to do with Mr. Jackson?
What? Why is there... why is Cal's...
They told you that!
Why is Cal's meat my enemy?
Yeah, I caught up with Bill and Dutch.
We had some old business needed to settle in.
Where are they now?
They're gone, son.
We won't be seeing them again.
They're angry at you, weren't they?
That's why we had to leave.
That was just good man who turned back.
I'll explain it to you one day.
And what does that make you?
I guess some of the bad man have tried to be a good father.
I don't know. Every man has a right to change.
Chance, forgive this. Ain't that what the good book says?
And who am I writing right now?
Well, I imagine that's what it says.
Ow.
Hey, Cow.
You ready to learn about hurting cattle?
There's the ranch.
Come on. See if we can find Mr. Mifoto.
Get the cow meat so it forever stays with you.
Can't do that.
Oh my God, look at that.
Oh shit.
I haven't seen this guy in a while, so, Laura's dead.
Order!
Oh, you mean Bonnie? Oh yeah!
All right, Jack, you're gonna have an important job.
I want you to lead the herd while I drive them from the back.
Keep us all moving in the right direction.
Sure, Paul. I can do that. No problem.
But if we stick down straight off, can you help me round them up?
I'll do my best, sir.
Easy.
Good Lord, my eyes deceive me.
A devil has to murder.
I said I'd be back when this was all over, Mr. Farland.
After the bonfire you remember of course I remember I just didn't believe a word of it
So you've come for some cattle
Yeah, I'm finally starting up my farm again or trying to at least you'll be fine
You've been taught well. Come on then
The shit is so fucking good you guys have no fucking idea. Oh my fucking god
Let's go.
Slow it up now.
Get out, cows.
Head for the river, son!
This is the real cowboy shit.
You know that Arthur Morgan bullshit?
Go.
Hey!
I'll ride it.
I'll ride with you and see you get them off the ranch.
Good luck, John.
Come back and see us sometime.
Bye.
What happened?
Last I heard you were headed for some exotic escapade in Mexico.
Yeah.
It's a long story.
Too long to tell without a drink in my hand.
Back to the riddles, I see.
And Mr. William...
What did you say, Bill, and I settled our differences?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, he's fuckin' dead. Just like everyone else that ever was, boy.
Yeah! Say hello to Mr. Farley, Jack!
Hello! Aha, there he gets viewed!
He gets a little fur on his lip and he thinks he knows best all of a sudden.
Let's take after his father.
Let's go!
How kind!
She's well, I think. We haven't had much time to talk yet.
Yeah, you're doing a good job, son.
Just lead him straight up the hill towards home.
Well, damn, pal.
Get back in there, you stride whore.
This is so peaceful. It's almost like, you know, Dutch falling off a cliff didn't happen.
That one fuck-ass Pinkerton lying and saying that my wife died didn't happen. You know,
that bear coming out of nowhere, fucking one-shotting my horse and then walking away.
It's like none of that ever happened, you know?
It was great!
It was so peaceful.
Lost one horse mate.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Come on!
Come on!
What's the problem?
You know, Steve's are hunting, thank you for the crime.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wait, come on out!
They look like wrestlers!
Wrestlers?
I'll deal with this! Stay with the herd, Jack!
Shit.
This is bad!
Jump, friend!
I
Think that's all
You're all right
Oh
Sorry you had to see that
Those men won't be stealing
All right, let's round up the stragglers and get moving
One straggler
get back in the herd
Jack! He left up the road towards home! I know where I'm going!
Oh my god, he's got an attitude!
Jack!
Let's go!
He used to be such a sweet boy.
Almost like he's dead or something.
I
Go
What happened to the dog didn't Jack have a dog
We did no he got the dog back I got bit by a snake right
Where's the dog?
Uh, guys, the entrance is this way.
There you go.
All right. Now leave him in the tent.
Almost there.
Check your inventory and find out.
Here we are. I'm proud of you, son.
Thanks, Paul.
That's got to be more exciting than those pleasure years.
I was sure.
If nearly getting killed is your idea of excitement.
Nice work, son.
We made it.
Get real good out there. Go on.
Get your horse away from me by the stable.
That's a fine herd we got ourselves.
So we're ranchers now?
Delicious food.
You did a good job, son.
I'm not shooting thanks Bob McRanchor you yet
Turn on any mutagenics later just wondering depends on them
Um, depends on how long it takes me to beat this game, but if not today, I'll definitely
be playing during my 24 hour on Saturday.
So I can go to Jack or Abigail.
I don't want to see what Abigail's up to and maybe change my into my rancher outfit.
I can make it to the bed to change that is.
Ooh, Abigail's cooking.
Same thing I've been cooking the past few years.
This was the hope of poisoning, yeah?
Ain't working so well.
Not yet.
To be honest, Al, it tastes bad enough to kill a man.
I never was much of a cook, but I did try to be a good wife.
Then you have me.
You have me more than I was and what we came from.
I think we've gone and done OK.
I look at Jack.
I look at him, and I think we've been blessed.
Maybe he can be something more.
He's a good kid.
He's going to be a criminal, just like his father.
Yo, peyote, can you help me with this for two months?
Welcome back.
Love you less than three.
Thank you.
Railroads, government, motor cars, and everything
gone and done away with all that.
And he ain't going to marry no orphaned working girl,
run a bunch of hucksters, neither.
If he meets one like you, I hope he'll marry him.
Stop.
You're an illiterate gunslinger.
You sure know how to make a girl blush.
Wow, flirting after all these years of marriage.
Ah, damn crows!
Oh!
John!
You have got to go deal with them.
They've broken into the silo again,
and they're eating all the corn out from it.
John, what are you doing, bro?
Get out of there!
All right, all right.
Come on!
Scat!
Shh!
Corn remaining?
Get away!
They're eating all the corn!
Protect the corn!
Gotta shoot them away.
I don't know if I should use my rifle ammo.
Dude.
That takes three shots to kill a bird, dude.
I'm using the rifle.
What the fuck, man?
Dude, what?
Where is the corn going?
They're taking the corn.
Where is the corn?
Do you see the corn?
What?
What?
Dude, they're not even on it!
Am I supposed to climb up?
Oh my God, I'm failing so fucking.
I can't climb up the corn.
The corn is gone.
Dude, get these assholes.
My corn.
You lost too much corn.
What am I doing wrong here?
Do I see a dead eye all the crows?
Like do I have to actually have to kill every single crow?
Oh my corn.
Climb the ladder?
I don't think I can.
It looks broken.
Can you?
I don't want to use dead eye on this one.
I
Have to kill every crow I don't understand bro
Oh another taking my turn I
Don't understand what it's supposed to do
There's no way it's just every single bird
Taking a corn
Jesus. Yo Flamingo, thank you for the rain. Hello. Alright, just fly it away.
How about that stew? Fucking bastard.
That's right, 150 on it for defending the corn.
the dog is alive hello puppy
right we got a telegram from some lady friend of yours of Bonnie something
rather something on playing the DLC for this game if not please do it's an
amazing DLC oh now you two's in the habit of sending each other letters how
very nice oh she's nothing like that what's it say I don't know I can't well
you know I can't read you read that thing out loud ain't hiding nothing
here mr. Marston stop need corn sacks stop emergency stop weevils stop for
period only supply stop can you help not exactly the most romantic request now
is it I guess not stop stop she saved your life he said yes ma'am well then
and you're gonna have to help her and her family out.
We've got a plentiful supply of corn sacks
over near the south.
Oh, it's Morse code?
Mm.
About the one thing uncle didn't manage
to have stolen while he was gone.
Okay.
Hurry back, John.
And John, what's she like?
Oh, you know.
A little bit like you, I guess.
Oh, that's the worst thing you could've said, John.
She's a woman in a man's world.
Mm.
Okay, actually that was not bad.
He saved it, he saved it, he saved it for the look on her face.
Good one, John.
That's why you're not divorced yet, even though she left you like three times.
Alright, shall we head out?
Oh shit.
Maybe I should meet this McFarlane.
Oh, good grief.
What are you waiting for? We better hurry. I just know there's gonna be drama. She's gonna be mad.
I don't think I can let you go off again without me. Fair enough. I'm glad it comes to be your man, Dad.
Dad? I was waiting for you to ask me. I thought you'd want to keep an eye on the board.
Oh, for what? You know it's that John Marion, right? And how could it possibly be drama?
I don't like those John Marston. You only just got one.
Oh, I don't even like John Marston. That Jack has seen enough people a lot, Mom.
Now I'm gonna say it.
Johnny, come on in the patch.
He's a criminal.
Oh, it's from the stock.
He's dirty.
He's a murderer.
Oh, the Galway Girl has to be worried.
There's just two eyes.
Now, so, that kind of normal.
Besides, they don't always find it cute.
A little flattery.
Now we're finally getting somewhere.
If you find yourself in a hole,
the first thing to do is stop digging.
No, the pearl wins them for John Marston.
I sure do miss those.
I never took you for the jealous, not that I do.
I ain't jealous, so much is terrible.
Get a right, you ain't jealous.
It's just me corn.
She saved my life, but she was decent enough to do me,
so I owe her this much at least.
How did she save her life, anyway?
She found me half dead on the side of the road,
except because, Doctor, most of them
will have left me there.
Half dead from what?
Bill didn't take so kindly to be visiting on a mountain.
Bill never did like surprises.
How was he, please?
He was when we left.
Angry and dumb.
Taking his revenge out on the world.
People down there was really scared of him.
Of Bill?
You gotta be kidding me.
He was only grinding if you were straight of some fool.
Bill weren't so bad, but that's what's crazy.
Bill took it hard.
For a while, we all thought we found something right.
It's a better way to live, but it was just a lie.
You saw it before they did.
Maybe.
But they were still kind of family.
They weren't like a family.
They left you for dead.
You knew the truth, John.
And they hated you for it.
Where did they take you?
Who?
Those government bastards.
Where did they hold you attack?
Well, bastards turned into the good blockers half over.
They're back.
Can't have been too far from here, though.
They treat you right.
It ain't the first time I've had a gun in my head, John.
Forget it, you're married, I suppose.
What the?
Very fun.
Oh, they learned pretty quick what would happen
to a late-of-finger on me.
Son of a bitch.
It wasn't them or being there.
I didn't care about that.
I'm going to call the gate out of your way.
It was the wait.
I didn't know if he was coming back.
Oh, we made it.
You came.
Thank you so much.
We lost the entire harvest.
Mrs. McFarland, I'd like you to meet my wife, Abigail.
Oh, ain't you quite the gentleman all of a sudden.
Hmm?
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Marston.
Likewise.
Thank you for saving my husband's life
and for teaching the miserable goats manners,
among other things.
I didn't teach him anything.
I know better than to try to change a man.
You should meet my father.
Oh, people can change, Mrs. Farland.
John and I have to believe that more than anybody.
This is a decent first harvest for you, John.
You should be proud.
That's good land you got there.
How are you feeling, Mrs. Marston?
From what your husband told me,
it must have been awful for you.
I've been through worse, and I knew
he'd be back for too long.
He can't cook a meal to save his life.
Well, apparently, I can shame you.
In my darkest hours, when I was most homesick,
just the thought of one of your rat meat stews
kept me from something else.
Well, about as amusing as a week of saddle store,
At least the ladies are getting along.
The drama's not worth fighting over.
I'd say so too.
I never felt so outnumbered.
Hi Bonnie.
Why is she kicking her toe in the sand?
Ma'am?
Don't tell me she actually likes John.
Oh my god, dude.
He ain't all that, bro.
with the famous Bonnie.
Now they're all right.
She's pretty.
She's normal.
Like I said.
Well, you almost want to see a rancher.
I just thought she'd be happy to get a job.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a rancher, five, five, five.
What are you talking about?
I'm a young rancher, five.
I'm only seasoned.
I like her.
And I'm glad she saved your life, most of the time,
anyway.
The McFarlane's a good people.
She did what better than a shepherd's
sunset when she saw you go.
I have that effect on her.
You clearly had one, two, and a coach in the head.
You ain't wrong about that, Mrs. Marshall.
That's what a rat they got there.
That'd be us, something.
Guess we get back to our feet.
Oh, God.
I can't breath.
I can't breath.
We've gone against.
It's outlaw and a working girl.
We ain't exactly farmer.
We are now.
Forget that life.
Over.
Do you really believe that?
We have to.
It's the only way we'll ever have a future.
Alive we live.
It doesn't go away.
It's never over.
You think those government men are just going to leave us alone now?
The old gang's dead.
I did what they asked.
And that's it?
Alive they're out of here?
I killed someone.
You're back together, ain't we?
Will they decide you opened something else?
I think it's...
I just killed someone else.
And I missed the turn.
I'll be here when you stay out of them stuff.
Where are you going?
Is this the way home?
It's far away, perfect John.
Oh, the crew!
But better than they are.
There.
David, we can't change.
We gotta try.
At least this isn't Red Dead 2.
I think we're getting chased by, like, seven cars right now.
We gotta go back to what we were.
What the fuck is that?
How's Jack doing?
Angry.
I'm upset.
He's been through a lot.
I hope he's gonna be all right.
He's gonna take time for a while,
his world is safe.
Normal.
Then they got turned upside down again.
You ain't saying much about it.
Excuse me, doggy.
But how do you explain it, guys?
What do you say?
I avoid the wolves.
I was about to spill and I'm nuts.
They were failing when he was a little boy.
You had the way of those books, didn't you?
Wouldn't you?
They like the real world for done him many favors.
He's just a kid now.
He grew up with the gang.
That's no lie for a boy.
We did our best to protect him.
Come on, John.
He's all things no boy can see.
Well, now we've got a chance to make it right.
Come on.
We did good today, John.
I guess I better go fix us something to eat.
Hell yeah.
Oh, there's an Uncle Quest.
I'm not trying to see if I can change my outfit first.
Some Rancher outfit.
Hello Jack.
How about my beautiful bed that I share with my beautiful wife?
Oh wait.
Wait, how do I, huh?
Where do I change my outfit?
How to look good for Bonnie.
Oh, good grief.
Good grief.
You're wearing- oh you can't in this part.
Okay.
Good to know.
Good to know.
Good morning now? Nope, we'll sleep again.
My turn!
Wait, where's the uncle quest?
Did I miss it?
There was an uncle quest on the map before.
Now there's only a jack quest.
Oh.
I guess I'll do the jack one first and hopefully the uncle one reappears.
Your family number is not here right now.
Check back later.
Errm.
Okay, I think he's coming this way.
I will just wait, I suppose.
Just take your time Jack
Here it comes with my phone
Look out for bears Jack
Hello sir.
Keep saying your family number's not here right now.
Family number's not here right now.
Outfit in the menu? Oh, you can! Rancher close. I think I'm already wearing it.
Your family member's not here right now! Come back later! What the fuck?!
What about the uncle quest?
Maybe I sleep and then reload?
I found him.
He's not here right now.
I was asleep again, though?
I just did that.
Yes, I gotta try.
I am stuck.
Oh, the uncle quest is back.
Okay.
Yeah, that might have fixed it.
I don't know why that one was missing.
Uncle!
Oh!
That's not here!
Get up old man!
I am up.
Get up!
There, I'm up.
Well, thank the good Lord your back.
What is on his face?
He was for an old man and sleeping
in the warm afternoon sun.
You want a long sleep, uncle?
That can be arranged.
It'll cost me less than food.
He always was a hard, nasty man, John Marston.
You always was a useless, conniving thief.
Where's them cattle? Did you take them to pasture?
He's coming around to that.
When exactly?
It's easy to pick on the elderly.
It's easy, but it ain't dignified.
Come on, old man. Do this together.
Those two, just two men.
Fuck you, Uncle.
Uncle's actually one of the assholes in this game that I don't need.
Can't stop now.
Be cool.
I need a big drink of soup because I'm thirsty and I don't feel like getting up in water.
Mmm.
Mmm.
All right cowboy in time.
Yeah.
Let's keep moving now.
It's so peaceful.
Hey!
Come on!
It's corn egg drop soup, and it's delicious.
Come on!
15 cows equals 15 bears waiting for you.
Let's take him out to the plane.
There's no way.
Come on.
Be on the lookout.
Yeah, probably lots of bears out here.
Don't leave it first. Keep it moving!
Can we just forget that cap it? That was so funny.
Oh, that was so fucking embarrassing.
Let's go!
And that- the worst part is I couldn't do anything about it.
There was nothing I could have done.
My fate was to seal the game just decided to spawn a bear next to me.
At the most important part of the game.
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Keep it together!
Get no hit!
Let's go!
Oh my god, no!
They're heading for the train!
Oh!
I fucked up!
I fucked up!
Who do you think you are?
Fucking hell!
Damn it!
They're killing you all!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Come on.
I want to stand the hurdle
and stop the outlaws.
What would happen to the outlaws?
He wants to be to chase the outlaws.
Come on now.
Stop that.
Stop that.
That's the fucking women's plane outlaw.
I
Don't worry about it. Thank you. I thought we were done for just helping out. Now you take care
Come I'm gonna explain this to my wife
That was amazing!
Old habits are hard, I see.
I lost a cow!
Shut it, old man.
Come on. Let's get this herd moving again.
Move it out!
Go!
Guys, this way. This way.
Yes, this way.
Where I lost three cows oh shit
Hell yeah.
I have to TP back to um, oh yeah, I'm just gonna TP back.
Uncle or Jack?
I'mma be honest.
I don't really fuck with Jack as much as I fuck with Uncle and Abigail.
Like I know that's my son, but like, shit, I'm just glad I was so relate to him
at all, you know.
Classic divorce, deadbeat dad.
I'm just being honest.
Come on.
I think it's going to call me to come back.
Whoa, yeah.
Fire him in 6 p.m.
Okay.
Slow down.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm glad the family's all back together, what could possibly go wrong?
Hello dog, you're looking a little bit stiff there, almost like you're just a static 3D
model or something. Hello wife. My immersion is ruined.
drinking a drop soup like juice is wild do the shit so good oh my god
I can't even control myself I sleep one more time
Alright, Uncle or Jack?
Who's deserving of John Marston's time today?
Jack seems to be missing here again.
He's not here right now.
Come back later, Volt.
You know what?
Maybe Jack hates me too.
Or if I say too, I don't hate my own son, that'd be crazy.
We just don't get along very well, we're not close.
Hello, Uncle.
What are you looking at, old man?
There's some mustangs and some such out there behind that ridge.
Wondering if it's worth getting you and going around some of them up.
Fair enough. We're nearly out of money.
money ranch is in turmoil we possibly want with some good quality horses come
on that tone of voice ain't so becoming on you makes you seem all pent up and
angry like some black water would be business tycoon with a bad case of
hemorrhoids I'll give you a bad case of someone just shot me in the head if you
don't hurry up are you gonna bear enough kid
all right
I think the soup went up my nose.
Why you gotta act so bigity all the damn time.
We're gonna lose them
Now all the day
It can't quite smell the case
Oh shit, it's very feisty.
I'll catch you next time.
Balance, Joe!
You son of a bitch!
Balance!
Asshole!
Come on!
Joe, who's far?
Come on!
Come on!
Here we go!
Wrangle that horse. Yeah, it's a beautiful horse. Very pretty
Who is talking to
All right, let's get a different one.
You go for that gray one.
Do that one.
The special pony.
Come here, special pony.
Not you.
I want the special pony.
What?
Come on, old man.
Relax, girl.
Relax, girl.
Stay really there.
Right here.
come on baby calm down calm down you crazy son of a bitch
another horse
calm down now
how did he know
that's good
that's good
come on
come on
there you go
there you go
there we go
there we go
bring her to me John
John
Another horse
Are there still wild horses in the US
I remember watching some documentary about wild horses and how they live in packs where
It's usually one male horse and a bunch of women's horses.
And if a lone male horse wants to take over the herd of women,
he has to try to fight the other horse.
So a lot of times, all the alpha male horse gets old.
All the women will abandon him for a younger, younger
sally.
And let's say you're a horse that, you know,
a male horse that's not very tall, and they're kind of
And then you roam with a bunch of other male horses.
What are you doing, Joe?
A bunch of other male horses who have no vigil.
Walk her over, boy.
I think that's enough for now.
Let's get her back to the race.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
a lot to say.
Here you go.
That word half bad
turning up the whole recipe.
I learned a few things when I was wet.
Anything you wanted to know, you only had to ask.
I wasn't going to say anything.
What the hell do you know about any of that?
I was a rancher myself back in the day.
Firstly, I don't believe you.
Secondly, if you was, why have you been hiding it all these years?
You act like I never do anything. I do plenty.
You're asleep half the day, and the other half you're so drunk
you couldn't hit the ground with your head in three throws.
I've taught you a few things, John Marston.
Like how to steal beer when the bartender's not looking.
You're pissed without taking down your pants.
All useful skills, partner.
Look at these here horses.
Fine, it's a green break.
It sure will be nice to have some money.
Any money we've left is going straight back into this ranch.
Knock down your gun.
Oh come on.
I ain't worth this for free here.
You ain't worth it at all!
He lives there for free!
What about today?
In all that panel I heard of you.
I'm always sucking my kid around here.
You got food in your belly, ain't ya?
Loji, do you want me to take some time to help you?
I think you can get out of here and turn over, so it's not the way out of here.
I don't know if she...
Don't push your luck!
Little bottle wasn't hurt, though.
It's up to these old man's aches and pains.
Make sure there's enough fresh hay.
We need to keep them strong.
Alright. Damn, my little gratitude wouldn't kill ya.
Not a bad day's work.
Howdy, Parker.
Your boy is almost out of $1,000.
Holy moly, let's see if Jack's on his spot or if he's still avoiding me.
My son, I love you.
Yo, Ray, X-ray.
Mandine-Test New Year special there.
Blood trail.
Uh, I don't know how to say it. I'm sorry.
What's the book, boy?
Nothing.
Kiss ya.
What's it about?
Well, it's an adventure, sir.
Um, sit out in the west and it tells us amazing story about the people killed in Savage Redskins.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And now this man is a brave man. Hunts the man who killed his father.
I'm glad you're enjoying it. Talking of adventure, how'd you like to learn to track out?
I don't even know how to do that.
Bro and Jack does not want to do that shit. You can see it on his face.
What?
I know you'd rather read your adventures. Trust me. This can be very enjoyable in its own way.
I suppose maybe it's a little less dramatic.
So let's go. Come on. You may get to see me get going about some massive wild peace.
Then you can write a story about that.
Very funny.
I mean John, he's kind of a bad dad, but he's not bad at talking to Jack.
He tries to be understanding and appeal to his interests.
A bear?
Uh-oh.
I hope we don't meet a bear out in the woods.
Whoa, whoa!
Alright, now stay close to the dog, son!
Yeah!
Oh shit! The dog!
When he finds something, you stay back and I'll show you how to make a kill.
Whatever you say, sir.
You sure you ready for this?
Just got to find a bear with this, okay?
Now the trick to hunting is calm and patient.
You gotta think and move like an animal and catch an animal.
Help don't stand still, son.
I wouldn't.
You're gonna have to.
There's lots of things I ain't done with you.
I'm going to try and make up for that.
Come on.
You don't seem too excited about this.
What do you want me to say, Pa?
You ready?
Are you sure you're all right?
I mean, I know all that business must have been hard on me.
Well, it won't happen again.
It's over.
Is this the next time you meet me?
There won't be a next time.
Don't make no more promises, Pa.
I've heard them all before.
Jack, he's on to something.
He's got, he's got a sense.
You don't understand creative fiction.
Hiding from the real world. It's a little like that. Oh, yeah, what up ahead?
Where that's a horse
This one's my fucking son shoot the hell whose horse is this?
Where's the owl?
I'm blind I don't see it
Oh, there it is.
Why are you here, man, go away!
Come on, come on.
That makes you mad.
There you go.
Come on.
I'll show you how to cut it, man.
Why was that fucking horse there?
You just got to wait for the right shot, not rush it.
That's a big one.
This meat should fetch a decent price in Manzanita.
I'm just kidding, huh?
It really brings back memory.
Hope you were watching.
It'll be your turn next.
Whoa, come on, let's go.
All right, let's see if we can find some more.
Go on, real quick.
Go on, real quick!
So Jack, the horsemeat.
Um...
Why do I need to see that?
He's just a boy.
You know?
You ready to take a shot, Jack?
Of course, Pa!
Remember, it's all about time.
Wait for your moment.
Don't snatch it!
I know, I know!
I saw how you did it!
You say so!
All right!
When he finds him, you take the lead.
Come on!
Rufus, shut up! You're gonna scare away all the animals!
We got force, Rufus!
Let's go!
What is this, Rufus?
That's it!
Come on, boy!
Good boy!
Come on.
Slow down.
Look, they're over there.
Where?
Don't rush it.
I thought he was supposed to shoot it.
That's it, son.
Hey, go there.
There he is.
That's the jail.
Fire, sir.
Come on.
So how I cut the meat Jack now it's your turn
Oh, damn blood splatter on the screen.
So cool.
Nice work, son. You're a quick learner. Now, come on.
Let's keep this meat over to the trading post at Manzanita.
Yeah!
You did good, son.
Only kid.
I told you you'd have fun didn't I I'm learning so much
Wow reckon
Any dad's in the chat any deadbeat dad's
Any sad dads?
All right, here we are
Jack, you wait here. I'll be just a moment.
Tell the elk meat at the store. I will do.
Hello, sir.
How are you, mister?
Well, let's see what we can do for you.
Thank you.
That's it.
All done.
Well done! Let's head home.
I can't sell the horse, me.
Where Jack fell? Oh.
Get on your horse! There you go.
Alright! Let's go!
I'm gonna go home, some beautiful wife who definitely doesn't need me to regret marrying me.
Come on!
How are the father's son?
They're really alive.
You don't have to keep room for Santa.
It's still in the bathroom a couple of days.
I don't know. I've never been a father or son before or I would tell you
Oh, that was so much fun. I can't really believe just like in the books. He's been in the Holy Spirit. Well
Maybe
What the fuck, he went, pull out his gun, sorry, shit, what the fuck, that was so janky.
You're tensing up.
I'm not.
You are.
Your back's tensing.
It's making a rifle jump.
You're holding it up.
Here, let me show you.
I don't need you to show me, Paul.
I guess not.
If you show me, you'll just run off again or something.
Oh, better I teach myself.
Thank you.
I'll be back.
No, you're not.
I'm just going to get out of here.
I teach myself
Can you blame him work in
Well, it's been after the herd gotta get out there and scare them off you want to come with me
Save it to
come on the dog will soon step them out I almost drank the whole court this is a
court the whole tub of soup
let's go let's finish it
delicious soup
you know that
what father's doing
it was a chunky
You can't just decide to be a brother waiting to sue you.
What about the rest of you?
Loosening, thank you pretty much.
Come on, Jack!
That ain't exactly fair.
One minute you're telling me to be a man, the next you're telling me I'm just a
boy.
You coming or not?
Let's go.
How fucking long is it?
Don't fool really, you're all.
Okay.
That's it, boy.
Okay, just don't answer the question, John.
Hey!
Hey!
That's it, boy.
I just don't answer the question, John.
Yeah! Yeah! Go on, Rufus!
You can find him, Rufus!
Come on.
Oh, you can find him Rufus
We smell boy, come on he's picked up a scent
Come on we can't stop now
Where are the wolves, boy?
Where are they, Mufus?
So this fucking doggy just climbed the wolves.
There they are!
They're the wolves!
They're the wolves!
They're the wolves!
They're the wolves!
They're the wolves!
There they are! Good boy, Rufus!
Where they at?
Oh shit!
Jesus.
Honestly, I was scared that, um...
I'm scared
Why is your mouth boy do not talk to me
a face little bit I mean that's my son I love that ain't all the pack there's
got to be more around here it's always more fun killing something don't like
right go keep cooking just wait till I show him
I'm not happy with the last...
Well, not to my last horse.
He will learn to talk to not talk to me, his father.
You wanna let me fuck ass off?
Yeah, I'm gonna get the bear.
Where are they?
I'm in the cabinet.
Come on.
Oh!
Jack!
They're up ahead!
Get them!
Whoa!
They won't destroy my stocks!
Damn, boy!
They're attacking!
Get him off.
Alright! We should head back now. We got out further than I thought.
Alright. Time to go all the way home.
Let's go!
Do you think John's happy now that, uh, you know, he's not going around?
Of course!
Motoring people for the Bluthorstens.
He's just having a peaceful family rancorized.
He thinks he's gonna run away from home soon.
All we did was kill a few wolves!
What?!
What?!
I'm happy with my two arms, if you don't mind.
He's way full, I can't hear him.
And what about your mom?
You live in a dream world!
It ain't like they tell it in books and there ain't no way to live life. It was ugly the brutal
You have a farmer your own you can read right don't waste your life son
You wanted to be a firm I'm stuck
I would take this shortcut.
Let's go!
The shortcut never goes wrong in Red Dead Walls.
I think they're right down here.
See, perfect.
Think about all the time I saved.
Where's Jack?
There he is.
You're turning into a decent hunter, son.
Try to stay out of trouble.
Another Jack quest?
Dude, being a father is a full-time job!
Oh my god!
So much work!
Alright, bedtime.
Not if you just go out and search for the milk.
True.
John might have to go on a milk run soon.
This boy needs too much parenting.
My day I'm son at
Bear
I was there a bear in the in the loading screen
He's come back for round two. Oh no
John John, what is it old man? It's Jack the kid what the kid?
Well, I just saw him out in the valley.
Wait, what happened?
He's your tales.
The hunt got the better of him.
He said he was going up to the past,
tracked down that grizzly that you've seen up there.
Kid, can't hunt a grizzly thing.
He'll eat him alive.
I know.
I tried to stop him.
Guys.
You're worthless as a lawyer at a lynch.
Damn you, old man.
This is my son.
There's no way.
Anything happens to him, you wish it was you
that better than that.
There's no way.
There's no way, bro.
This is my time to get revenge on the bear!
Come on, Rufus!
Yeah, it's time to finish the job.
Come on, Rufus!
I'm out for blood.
No bear's gonna get away with the salt thing,
my cow, and my son,
and buy my gameplay story and buy epic epic writing music.
Let's go.
Bye Jack Rufus.
Come on. What is it Rufus? Are we close?
You can find him, boy.
Come on.
Get a friend.
Let's beat him, boy.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Come on, Rupus.
Find Jack.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
If Jack's injured or dead, half the deal is going to be so...
And she might leave me sure what I was trying to do.
Come on, boy. Where is it?
Jack! Can you hear me, Jack?
Jack! Where are you?
Yeah!
He's way up here!
Jack!
Jack, where are you?
I'm not seeing Jack.
Oh
Shit he's alive
If I could crotch spam on the bear, I would.
What the hell were you thinking going off on your own?
Ah, the hitch.
No, I'm not.
I'm just getting elk, break horses.
Died in two shots.
Same in the mountain, take the kill of the bird.
Greg would be proud.
Oh my god, that reminds me I forgot to tell you guys.
Dude.
Now hold tight.
I can't believe I forgot to tell you guys.
You alright?
Greg texted me.
Greg is my father.
I don't actually call him Greg.
What did I tell you?
Let me pause for this.
I don't actually call my dad Greg.
It's just me and my brother do that as a joke.
But Greg texted me two days ago.
One of the days I was taking off.
And he texts me.
He says,
Hello?
I bought a Porsche.
And it's him.
Hi, hi.
It's him.
So he's like,
And he's in front of a yellow Porsche.
I'm like oh my god dad congrats you got your dad car and then I was like dad
We can race our dad cars my Corvette in your Porsche. He was like you would win
You just don't know about it you're never around
I was trying to prove myself prove what yeah
I thought I could get another black screen card.
Maybe you wouldn't go away again.
Son, I ain't going anywhere.
And believe me, either of you for a real long time.
What model?
I can't show you guys the picture,
because he took it in front of their house.
But it's a, he got a 718 Cayman, a yellow one.
Let's go.
Very cool.
Very cool.
Come on, Kiko.
What's your mother gonna say?
I'm sorry, Paul. Please don't be angry.
I ain't angry. Disappointed.
Don't you ever run off on your own like that again.
All right, all right. I told you I was sorry.
What would have happened if I hadn't come along?
I don't know. My brother would be dead.
You'd be a pile of bones right now. What would you care?
You know that
One hero in this family trust me son. I ain't no hero. Just glad you say
Look how he's writing dude, he doesn't want to touch his dad
Okay, going after her, Grizzly?
What were you thinking?
You've only been hunting twice.
I'm not a little kid anymore.
What were you doing in-
Bad thing.
Can I shut him up?
There's nobody should do it.
But your mom and me, we didn't have what you had.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I should be grateful.
I'm not asking you to be grateful.
I'm asking you to do what I say
before you get yourself killed.
It's always one set of risk for you
and another set for everybody else.
You think I don't know what you did back in the old days?
I'm not stupid.
You could have fooled me.
You think I didn't sit up and listen to Dutch Bill telling all those stories?
You think I know who you are?
Oh, shit!
No secret. I didn't get these scars falling over in church.
But nobody tells me anything.
You and Mom pretend like nothing happened.
Your memories go in Dutch.
This is for a better life for you, son.
Now rest.
We'll have you home soon.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm going to family therapy.
Don't be too eager to grow up son.
Ain't as much fun as it looks.
When you're ready to hunt bears, I'll take you.
Oh, I'm losing the final tier of honor.
John, Jack just fucking, you don't see it, he just apparated.
He went, he poofed away.
Let's go.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Paul.
You gonna hand with that?
No, sir, I got it.
Looks like you have.
You know, you're real good with them tools.
Thank you, Paul.
You make this land real nice one day.
Being your mother, you do our part.
By the time your turn comes, hell,
this could be the nicest farm in the county.
Maybe, Paul.
You just gotta learn to shoot straight or you'll get yourself eaten by some animal.
Very funny, Paul.
Thank you, son.
Soon it'll be quail season.
We should have some fun then.
Is there anything you don't like shooting, Paul?
I haven't met the thing yet, but as soon as I do, I'll let you know.
You can even put it in one of them books you read.
Maybe I'll do that. Today, John Marsden stopped shooting.
I ain't no literary man, but I don't think that'll sell. People like shooting them things.
I think you may be right there, Paul.
So, uh, you ever hear talk about them machines that can make a man fly?
Well, sure, Paul. Everybody knows about that.
You know they're gonna be bringing one of those machines around the country next year for demonstration?
What if the machines can turn men into angels?
What if the machines can turn men into angels?
John, come here!
John, come here quick!
Take a look at that.
Jack, go to the house, hop off the doors.
Whatever happens, don't come outside.
What's he looking at?
Okay.
Come here son.
whatever happens keep the doors locked and your mother inside promise me son
promise me I drink all the soup my belly is so full soup I
doors and the windows lock and I am on your heels yeah run boy well man I
defeated the suit things is about to get settled once and for all so it
seems come on old man I'm gonna need you to help me what the wait who are these people
I thought we were homies you ran over too many people dude it was like three
guys
what are we gonna do now what's wrong what's happening stay inside here like
I said there'll be more coming
No!
Are you alright?
I'll be the daughter.
I'm taking you all down with me!
Dude, look, he's so far away!
He's apples!
Aw, for fuck's sake.
I got three.
I wish we had one of those almost gallon guns.
Oh
Maybe the spot just sucks
I don't know. Oh that I what do they want? I don't know son
Whatever it is
They're gonna kill us aren't they no I ain't gonna let that happen
Jesus
Wait, don't go dead. I'm gonna get you out of here. Okay
Hey time John. I'm gonna make it off this porch anyhow
You take jacket
Take them
Don't worry about me. Let's get him out of here.
No! Uncle, please!
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god! They killed him!
Come on, son! Ain't nothing we can do for him now!
Uncle...
Rest in peace.
We're leaving the farm. I'll watch from the silo.
You two go to the barn. Get the horses ready.
John!
I'll meet you there.
Pissed.
We're a punk old.
We'll make a run for the barn.
Stay close and keep your eyes open.
There's more coming down the hill.
I feel you behind something.
I'm moving up!
Another one! I'm not moving up!
Come on, move it up!
Looting time?
What do you got on it?
Right in front of my wife and kid.
Guys, I have a thousand dollars! We're rich!
Anything happened to you?
We're going to... oh, shit!
We're gonna end this together!
We said this was over!
Guess that's that.
This ain't good, man!
I'm a family man, you ought to protect my family.
Hell yeah.
Hey, come on.
Now listen, Jack, Narley, get on this horse.
Get out of here. Go find a place to hide.
You're coming with us, Paul.
I'll catch up.
You keep riding, and don't look back.
And don't be worried about me here.
Now get going.
You stay out of trouble, John.
Ain't no trouble, Abigail.
Ain't no trouble.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Now go!
Get!
Get out of here!
Don't bite family.
What the fuck?
No way.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No way.
There's nothing you can do! There's so many of them!
And I don't know what I expected after playing Red Dead 2.
fucking piece of shit lighting a cigar
Kill yourself!
Looking Pinkerton, bro.
What are you doing, Jack?
Did you hear that? Jack, we have to go back for Pa.
Let's go!
Oh my God, bro.
Dude, and after Jack kept talking about all the stories he was reading about people whose
fathers got killed or who they were raised alone.
Why did they do that?
Like, were they just always planning on killing him too, or they wanted his land, or what, why?
Don't find another monster, you bunch of you.
No!
Wait, but...
y'all see the model that our mind is gonna ruin the moment
They were only back together for such a short time, too.
Beneath the western sky,
in the room pray and read.
But Jack, dude, he did become-
Oh
I
Know this is fast be uncle, right? Yeah, it's uncle
Jack just wanted to read his books and hang out with his dog.
I'm not a jerk you damn nag!
Fuck.
We're jacked.
Well done, E.
I need to put on the army uniform oh he has a bunch of out oh wait he can oh you can just
wear his dad's outfits oh I have to unlock it he looted his dad
I'll say go to Blackwater.
Man, there was nothing that John could have done.
They made him kill Dutch to get his family back and they told him that.
He just wanted to be a good dad and make things right.
And I saw people say go to block water.
Now you have to play as a little bitch.
Yup.
Check for cow meat.
You really did loot this guy.
Okay, so one of the things that I did
Okay, so what am I doing here that y'all are gonna do the purple quest the white quest
Minty midnight, thank you three months
Here's Mr. Sir.
You need help?
Hello, sir.
You work with the government?
You one of them agents?
Sure, son.
Why you asking?
You work with a man named Edgar Ross?
I have something for him.
Edgar Ross?
No, but well-known of him.
A fine man, if you want a result.
He won himself a chest full of metal.
I think he went retired by a year ago.
Last I heard him and his wife move to a cabin on Lake Don Julio.
Him and his wife, huh?
Lucky guy.
Getting to take it easy.
He needs to fight in crime, and this is the jump, that's for sure.
Thank you for the information, mister.
He'll find Edgar Ross's wife near Lake Don Julio.
Okay.
is it here? Oh no, lake Don Julio. So here, okay.
not even cow bro I didn't get to say goodbye to cow. Cow didn't make it much longer past
the bear incident. At least she got to live a little bit longer. You know, in satchel.
You're right. I do. I do have cow with me. Oh, great. Street rat. Thanks for the prime.
Tom
Excuse me, ma'am.
Hello, young man.
Uh, what's your name?
I'm...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
young man. Hi. What are you doing out here? Are you out visiting the lake with your family?
No ma'am. I was looking to deliver a letter to Edgar Ross. That husband of mine. That
bureau just won't get its talons out of him even though he's retired. Edgar gave them
some of the best years of his life. They ought to let him retire in peace. They'll
until they've killed him with worry and he's such a sensitive man I'm sorry you
killed my dad and get so angry I don't suppose any of this is your fault there's
no need to worry about him nowadays well where is he and his brother Philip went
hunting on the south side of the San Luis River be careful crossing over they
were saying it was dangerous I sure will ma'am don't worry about a thing
I'm sure your husband will be just fine.
Yeah, just fine.
Is there something else I can do to kill her?
Mercy!
That's kind of bad, bro. Like, you didn't do nothing.
Come back. Help!
I'll try to run slow.
Okay, where did they go?
Down the river, right?
Um, where?
Um, the quest is called remember my, oh here we go, what, all the way there?
Oh my god dude.
Get him!
If I teleport, I don't think she's going to come with me, man.
What do I do, do I bring her with me?
Let's go
We're taking the long way
And we're going on a road trip to Mexico. I think you're gonna like it
I'm sure she misses the moment very much.
Work you there, bag!
Not far away.
Holy shit, man.
Okay, uh, I can have this.
Come on, you don't have to!
Yeah, I do not like Jackson's old voice.
Wait, is this cow?
Wait, this is cow.
Don't keep a homework about stupid brats at the Ross. Do it for me, babe.
How did Cal get here? Cal's alive again!
That cow never dies.
I'm almost there, man.
We worry about a damn thing.
Come on, slow down!
I
You
.
.
.
I'm just gonna go back to black water bro.
Okay, no I don't.
Was that not the guy I was supposed to kill?
So I just killed that guy's wife in front of a random guy.
It's his brother.
Guys, I'm not very good at being evil.
I have to admit, I'm still evil, but man,
I really suck at it.
Oh
Fucking tragedy today has been oh an armadillo
Hey there, mister. How's the hunt?
Pretty good, son.
Got me a few rabbits, coyote, elk.
Still looking for some trophies for the parlor.
I've got a letter here for Edgar Ross. You know him?
I heard he was down in these carts for his wife.
Which I know him. He's my brother.
Gone down river. Duck hunt.
Must be a pretty important letter that'll come all this way.
oh yes sir real important I'll be on my way home as soon as I deliver this
message you best be off that I fucked that up dude just don't get on his bad
side he was supposed to be perfect cinema red dead one ending shit just
everything's going wrong
And you're moving back here!
For a while.
Hell, get your ass over here!
That's not, that's not cool.
Come out! Come out!
Come out! Come out!
Yeah, I do not like Jackson's whole voice.
Doesn't it feel right?
I understand that the death of his father shaped him,
But it doesn't feel like the same person at all, if I'm a little bit...
Excuse me. You Edgar Ross?
Do I know you?
Forgive me for starling you, sir. I have a message for you.
My name is Jack Marston. You knew my father.
I see. I remember your father.
I've come for you, Ross.
And you, boy, have sure shit found you.
You killed my father.
Your father killed himself with the light he lit.
You killed him. I saw you.
You keep saying that
You send him to do your dirty work, then you shut him like a dog. Tell him Jack shoot you like one, too little piece of trash
Now get out of here before I kill you as well. I
Ain't going nowhere. Oh, man. Oh
Shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit.
Forget the little bitch.
Got him!
Now him and his wife are slimmer than fishes.
Holy shit!
Okay, that was cool.
Oh shit!
Fuck.
Okay, that was way shorter than Red Dead 2.
Man!
I finished both games now!
Man, what a game.
Yeah, that was tough. That was awesome.
Dude, that was badass!
Just like his father.
tied up his loose ends. Well now I gotta think of what big game to play next. I still got
Demon's Souls. Wow what a game. Definitely would say I preferred Red Dead 2, but Red
The Dead One was also very good, especially knowing how old we were.
Very, very good.
Yo, King Kord, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much.
Thanks, King Kord. Yeah, lots, lots more games to play.
Lots to do.
The DLC, it's comedy. How long is the DLC?
I don't know if I'll play it right away
especially because I probably won't be able to stream tomorrow
because I'm prepping for the 24 hour
Undead nightmare
It's like six hours
Okay, yeah, I can play that
Four hours
There'll be something of deuterance while I'm playing the eugenics during that.
You'll must laugh, thank you for the 5 gifted.
We'll see.
What a game.
Yeah, I think that's the Red Dead.
My Red Dead playthroughs are probably maybe my second favorite series I've played through
besides the Souls trilogy for Stream.
It was quite good.
This is my song, too.
The three of them are poorly getting made, but it's not releasing until, like, 2033?
Oh my god.
Damn.
I'll be in my mid-30s.
I think I'm doing the wrong story.
Crazy.
Yeah, I'm dying soon, bro.
Yeah, I like Arthur a lot more than I like John, for sure.
Man, I wonder what's gonna be like in seven years.
crazy. That's the nice thing about being a gamer though, there's always things to look forward to.
New releases and such.
Unless, you know, their games get canceled or, you know, they come out and then shut down within
like two months, and then there's a huge legal situation. But besides that,
I don't know what I'm going to play next for my next long game.
Resident Evil 9 does come out soon.
Not sure if I'm going to play through that one entirely or just play it a couple times
after release to make y'all happy.
Um...
Ah, yeah, we'll see.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tag-man dance.
Everyone's so happy.
Everyone's so happy to think about me being scared
and pissing my pants and throwing up.
Fuck you guys.
I hope you're happy with yourselves.
Yep, yep.
I know, yeah.
Yeah, just laugh it up.
Todd, he thinks of the sub-gift to a- oh, oh, why did it pause. To John Marston.
I do kind of want to play a Souls type game. Even Souls are shorter than this game? Oh, okay.
Yeah, I guess I'll do that.
God of War.
I could go back to God of War.
So many games to play.
Guess I'm lucky I became a variety streamer late.
I have a whole plapper of games to choose from.
Oh yeah, Witcher 3 for sure.
sure I will definitely play Witcher 3. It's going to be a crazy year.
Witcher 3 is super long. Like how long? Longer than Red Dead 2?
A hundred hours?
I don't know, I think it's 60?
Ahhhh!
Oh, isn't Elden Ring about that long?
I guess it's probably a bit harder to stick to if it's a story game though.
It's a long-ass game.
Crazy.
Top five red dead characters? Okay. Um, Arthur for sure. Lenny.
What was the other girl in the original gang's name? Was her name Abby?
The one who's husband was killed?
Sadie.
Sadie?
I do like Dutch even though I hate him.
I feel like Dutch is like...
Dutch is such a good villain.
Like I was so excited to see him in Red Dead One.
And then um...
Charles is good too.
Charles is good too. I don't know if he's my top five though.
Cow! Cause poor cow got killed by the army, got one shot by a mayor.
Arthur is for sure my favorite though. I like that. He's just a little dumb
Then he tries and the end he tries to be a good guy and do the right thing
I don't know like I I didn't dislike John
He just never really grew on me like I never felt super attached to him
But I was super invested in Arthur and his life, I don't know.
I was low key parasocial with Arthur.
I was my boy, my homie.
Tch.
Hello, monster.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, monster bell.
Hello, so cute.
You're a cute kitty.
You're so wild.
Yes.
Yes.
Alright, I have to smack her butt so that she stops yelling at me.
Bob three characters, um, Micah, uh, the racist, the racist professor guy, and the guy who
digs up corpses.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, Micah, racist professor,
And um, the guy who, the guy who um, the girl in Mexico died to save him and he couldn't
even remember her name.
Fuck that guy!
I hated that guy!
I don't even remember his name.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
Yeah, Abraham Reyes!
Fuck that son of a bitch!
Oh my god, I hated his ass so much!
Yeah.
The name wasn't Laura, it was Louisa, right?
Selfish Machine, thanks for 22 months.
Is the raffle still going on or am I too late?
I'm gonna pull them on either Saturday or Sunday
so you can still buy raffle tickets.
I think I might pull them.
Should I do it at the beginning,
probably at the end, maybe at the end of the 24 hour?
What do you guys think?
I can do a sale during the 24 hour too. Yeah, the end would be good, I think. Yeah, they do that.
Sounds good. I will show you guys all the stuff that I got from two because the last of the stuff I ordered should be arriving tomorrow.
I got a lot of stuff for the care packages. Johnny, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Thanks, Johnny.
much appreciated thank you thank you thank you
W. Johnny so generous
thank you no I want to show people what they're getting
oh thank you for the 10 Wolfman thank you for the 10
thank you oh thank you Wolfman
thank you guys thank you so much
thank you thank you
But I can just read you guys what I got for the care packages. Where's my notebook?
I wrote down a list that I wouldn't forget to pack anything. So the steam deck is just the steam deck. That's it.
The girly care package.
Please only enter if there's stuff in it that you would use otherwise get the other one.
has a Dyson air wrap in it, which is the nicest hairdryer ever. It's like $600 hairdryer.
Flower nose palettes, very nice makeup. A squishmallow candle, blind boxes, a Kirby plush,
a Kirby bag, a cinema roll, a ramen bowl, Kirby lip care stuff, headbands, and a Miku figure.
And then the other one, I got an iPad, I got a Miku keyboard, the Asus Miku keyboard.
I got a Lego kit that you can build into a Game Boy that you can actually play stuff on
it.
A squishmallow candle, blind boxes, Kirby Flush and socks, and the Elden Ring blind
box.
I forget anything.
So there's good stuff in both of them.
And then the steam deck one's just a steam deck.
Oh yeah, and the blue one,
the normal care package also comes with the charm.
Yeah, that one also carries the charm pillow in it.
I forgot to write that one down in the notebook.
So yeah. King Randy, thanks for the three months.
In Yang Bay, I think for 16 months.
Welcome back. Yeah.
I wanted to make sure they were very nice.
Yeah, I heard that steam decks are very expensive right now because of the RAM crisis,
but I'll do what I have to do.
Great start. Thanks for the 18 months.
Welcome back. Thank you so much.
They're out of stock.
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure something out or yeah, I'll maybe like an alternative gaming thing. I'll figure something out
Yeah, don't worry I'll get in there. I'll talk to the RAM the RAM providers
I'll get that shit sit shit that shit sorted and
Before you know it there will be steam decks flying off the shelves again
Yes, I will get in there and speak to John Ram himself
Don't you worry?
I don't know, after whenever I finish a game with this, I feel like it's my duty to play the whole credits for all the people that worked on the game.
This is fine. I'm just a first hour old cat, right? Yeah.
It's a great game.
How do you get the care package? Oh, you buy a raffle ticket with channel points.
Yes. Yes, sir. Yeah, Evan, thanks for the 10.
W. Evan. Yippee. Thanks so much, Evan.
Appreciate it. Thank you, Evan.
W. W. is for Evan. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah. Each care package has something nice.
Steam Deck, Dyson Air App,
iPad and Trorm.
Who could forget about the Trorm?
That's very important right here. Let me go get him to remind you guys of his glory.
I think, or I was watching sit on only streamer. I think they said today is the last day,
which means I have to remember tonight to put the spare tour on Sinda's desk chair.
Don't let me forget I have to leave him there as a little welcome home surprise for Sinda.
She would be so happy.
She will love it.
She will love it.
I had somewhere in her room, so Chad can see it.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, somewhere that she won't notice right away,
but Chad will be able to see it.
And she'll be like, Sina, don't look behind you.
Yeah, hopefully it's somewhere that she won't notice it
until after she's already alive.
That's a good idea.
I'll find somewhere to hide it, and then her next stream,
you all will have to find it in the background
and alert her, make her aware of her surroundings.
She'll never know.
She'll never know.
Hi, Matta.
Kitty!
Meow!
That's what you sound like.
Meow!
Yeah, see, that's what you sound like.
Kiki.
Ah, what a game.
Mameo. Mameo. Mameo.
Mameo.
I'm not going to tell you, I'm not going to announce where I put the charm because I'm going to have to go in there
the best spot and also I don't, I want people to have to look for it. I won't hide it somewhere
difficult to spot but um, yeah, I'll put it somewhere in there, come here, you're getting
it now okay you can go now I took some nice nice bites out of that belly that
fat belly. Here come here. Give me that fringorial pouch.
Much of good kitty. Much of good kitty. She's like a little bird. She's like a little bird. She's my list of bird.
Oh, you guys realized cowboy games are over I don't know excuse sore the cowboy hat no
more shit hi J what's up J oh yeah the DLC you're right you're right well I'm
Jack now you're an upstanding knight in the bleak Western wilderness well I
don't think I'm gonna start the DLC tonight but I will get it
I thought I usually buy like the full package version of games.
Surprise, I don't already have it.
What's it called?
Undead nightmare.
It's included.
Yo, Sin, thank you for the prime welcome.
It's included?
How do I play it then?
Go in the DLC tab.
OK.
Let me just do a check to make sure that I have it.
m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...
You passed it.
Huh?
What?
What?
What?
It was under the difficulty?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, I thought Under Nightmare was like the giga serious gamer difficulty this whole
time I didn't realize that was the DLC.
So is it, you're just playing as Jack in this or what?
Joel, thanks for the two months.
W stream.
After months away, John Marston has returned to his loved ones, while trying to rebuild
his ranch and win back the trust of his family.
Marston awaits whatever life will throw at him.
As he drives home one evening from an errand, he ponders whether a man can ever escape
his past.
He is a man who is ready for anything.
All he wants is anything.
Nope.
What the fuck is this?
Holy moly.
Oh, damn.
Mother.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I meant to say, damn this awful son I've raised with his half-falutant ways,
and his shame that his mother swears like a sailor and sews like a blind man.
Is that better? Your Lordship.
Much better, mother dearest.
Oh, good. I'm so glad, my darling.
When you've finished your university education
and are far too good
to even acknowledge my existence when we pass on the street,
and you gently kick me aside
and beg an old pro out of the way
with your highly polished boot,
well, think of me kindly at least, will you, my son?
I'll try to, mother.
I'll think that woman I just kicked,
that used to be my dear old pottymouth mom.
Hang on, I should bother to kick her harder.
Dear boy.
Oh, I am so proud of you.
Get off.
Now, father's here.
Maybe he can make some sense into it.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell are you doing here?
Something funny's going on out there.
They have dogs going crazy
and wolves howling and birds flying.
Well, it's just a storm, John.
Maybe.
Don't come make it back yet?
I thought he was with you off drinking in the fields.
I mean, working, as you call it now.
He went into town a few hours ago after we busted that hammer
working out in the meadow.
Well, he's probably holed up in some place of ill repute
waiting for the passing of the storm.
I hope so.
a repute waiting for the passing of the storm.
I hope so.
What is that?
Well, that old man could take care of himself.
I know.
Just a funny feeling I got.
You can't sack your fault.
Either that or I hate something funny.
Knowing your mother's cooking seems more than likely.
Well, talking about food, who's ready for some poisoning?
Me, my darling.
I am starving.
Nope.
Whose hand was that outside?
What you read?
Just some book about monsters.
About monsters, you say?
Tell me about it.
Anonymous thief of five.
Oh, are you anonymous?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I should suit me just fine.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Well, it's all about in ancient times how Aztec warriors worship the sun, but during
full moons some of them worship the moon instead, and upset the equilibrium of things.
So anyway, what it involves is there's this one guy who goes out and says,
I'm just wanting to listen to shithead.
I can't hear a single thing Jack's saying.
That leaves him all alone.
So anyways, since there ain't no cure,
you're brave enough to kill everybody.
He don't give a shit.
Absolutely disgusting.
And completely unbelievable.
It's getting late.
I guess we're not gonna see Uncle Tillmore.
Come on, then, Abigail.
Jack, get yourself to bed, boy.
Try to get some sleep.
Ain't you worried about Uncle?
Sure.
But you'll have to wait till morning, just like any other man
would in his shoes.
Good night, son.
Don't stay up reading too late.
Oh shit, uncle is that you?
You okay old man?
You don't look so good.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh,
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Get my gun.
Oh
Uncle! You dumb son of a bitch!
Don't you bite her!
Oh, she's done for.
Bob-GG.
You brought this on yourself!
Oh, no.
I can't believe I had to kill that poor bastard.
You okay, darling?
There's a puddle of blood on the floor, John.
You crazy, you boy?
I don't feel so great.
Jack, get out of here! Now!
Oh, good Lord, what's happened?
Mama?
Careful, boy.
Mama?
Careful, boy.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama.
Oh, well.
Mama.
Gigi Jack.
Stay right there, the pair of me.
Don't make me no widower now.
Oh, good grief.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Zombie wife and zombie son!
Sorry, darling.
It's all your own good.
What is going on in here?
I don't know what the hell's gotten into you sick crazy bastard, I don't know what you've
done to you but I'm going to get help.
Calm as you can seen as both of you seem to have gotten a little excited
Probably just a fever
Jack be kind to your mother have a gale teach the boy right from wrong
Stop biting chunks out of people
Be back as soon as I can
Wow
Guess I best go find me a doctor in town
Yeah, go to town that's a great idea
Everything's green oh
Oh, the map is green
How
That how I see
The fuck are you
Okay, I asked the ELC horse.
How is his zombie too?
Wait, let me check something.
Guys, my horse meat is gone.
Maybe cow did come back from the dead.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Uh oh.
I guess the deal suit just must be playing as a standalone, since it's giving me...
Force writing tutorials.
Yes, Vector, thanks for the 10 months.
Hi, Enru.
Hello.
We are all going to hell, God save us, the dead have risen.
Where is everybody?
Everything's on fire!
Oh, guys, I think something's wrong.
Mr. Mastin, sir!
Mastin!
It's me!
Oh my god!
What are my bottom three characters?
What are you doing here?
I thought you went back to your...
Drop the professor!
I came back for another round of research and now all hell is quite literally broken
Oh hell no
What is going on?
Well I'm a man of science, a man of great learning, a thinker, a wise man and I'll be honest with you sir
I haven't got a fucking clue
Why that Danny?
What should we do?
Well I suggest we try to find other survivors, band together
A zombie bander?
Or fight to the death triumph
That sounds great and all but
I'm not sure that I just don't bring that guy Abraham from back to the phone.
That guy is evil.
And imagine they somehow get in my way here too.
That would really be an un-dead nightmare.
I'm a scientist after all, right?
I mean, I can't do much science if I'm some blood-shocked,
vicious lunch, can I?
Much as I would like.
Your sense of duty is very impressive, Professor.
I'm gonna search the back street for survivors.
No, no, no! Perhaps staying with you would be safer.
Uh, could you just wait a sec here, would you please?
I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my back.
Wait, you should stay with me, Professor. You haven't got a gun.
No, no, it's okay. There's no need to worry. Everyone's already dead.
I left my stuff with Mr. Nostas. You remember him.
Oh, Mr. Nostas, why?
I thought it was Master.
Okay, well, maybe in a couple minutes.
I'll finish it in a couple of minutes.
Nostos, get us out!
Yeah!
Nosti, you'll see how I work!
Let's go!
No, no.
No, no next.
Oh, I'm dead.
Roll.
You increase the anti-driven under-nimers widely.
Oh shit!
Oh, it's telling me to loot as many as I can?
mind if I do
away from them damn it damn you
They're everywhere.
Oh, shit.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I fucking was supposed to.
OK, OK, OK.
Who was that?
Anyone here?
Hello?
Anyone here?
Anyone here, mister?
No way a woman screams.
Come out.
You guys start typing T.
It's OK.
Jesus.
Come out.
I don't buy.
Bad joke.
I mean, come out.
They come out family, mister.
They're mine, not fear.
They beat the AC master with seven runs.
Copy seven years and ten.
They were happily married 20 years.
I'm sorry.
I'm so glad to see my mom.
Because he's been dead for three years from the smallpox.
What?
Your mama was dead?
The summer walk around to the port.
And then boom, she ate my daddy.
You weren't a bad man, mister.
You weren't.
Sure, he liked to drink, but he weren't bad.
And, sir, he lacked the company of women.
But he weren't bad, Mr. Hewerin.
No one deserves to have their blood drunk.
I mean, well, he knew how to use his fists.
And if a woman spoke at her place,
he or monitor her a bit and everything.
What the?
Why is she just from a dump thing or something
to draw right now?
She's lying with her sister.
Why?
It's not true, Mr. Hewerin.
But you said your mother was dead.
You're harrowing Mr. Brathway.
He's been dead a year.
And then yesterday, he walked up that street eating dogs.
And he loves animals.
He's eating dogs.
All the dead folk have come back to laugh, mister.
Only they ain't happy.
It's a funny kind of salvation.
All the dead folk?
All the folk buried at the cemetery.
And were by the church yard.
My god.
I'm going to go have a look.
You want to come?
I already seen my mama.
I don't need to see any more of my relatives.
Here, mister, take this.
If you can burn them, maybe you can put their souls to rest.
Yo, just after all these four months.
I'm mister!
You see my uncle Mordecai?
Burn him.
Burn him real good, you hear?
Burn him?
Oh, boy.
All right, saving.
OK, I think I'm going to end here for today.
But I will be back for the 24-7.
And I think I'll finish this.
It seems fun.
I just wanted to see what it was about before I ended
the stream.
I was curious.
And maybe I'll play it during the 24-7.
We'll see.
I might need things to do.
So, yeah, all right, well, I will probably not stream tomorrow.
Yo, my goodness, Nihil, Nihil, eight or none.
Thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, Nihil.
Makes me think of Moe from Meldon Ring.
Um, I will probably not stream tomorrow.
I'm probably going to be making sure everything's good for the Saturday stream,
but on Saturday I'll be streaming for 24 hours to celebrate hitting two million followers.
Yeah, but yeah, I will see you guys in the next one.
Probably one or two PM Saturday because 3 PM I'm going to be doing
Four games with the girls and a bunch of other cool stuff. So yeah
Well, I hope you guys had a
fun time
Yeah, I hope you'll have a good night you guys next stream
Okay, bye guys good night everyone. Let's stop to the howdy
Okay, see you guys next stream. Bye!
On the right, when you're near on the cell
Go with your name, on my neck
Get closer to me
I keep you waiting
I didn't explain it
I'm here the one and the one and the one and the one and the one
Maybe that's the reason I'm so nervous when you ask me why I'm so sensitive
Honey, you're the one little one, I'm never gonna let you go
Maybe that's the reason I'm so nervous when you ask me why I'm so sensitive
I'll let you stop lying in my feet
Don't think that if you hide my scare
You would never have to wonder why I'm so mean to myself
And the others why I get so sad on the phone
And my mother would be scared again
Missing, thinking, everything's loose
Ask you to part my taste and let me go
Can I go home, away home
Laying alone, waiting any more
Cause I don't want to steer silver
Really good when you're crying on the shoulder