Emiru
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03-01-2026 · 2h 50m
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Did he ever make you come home?
Did he ever make you come home?
Do the water take your mind and it's towing together
Rub them separate bottles of heat
You don't know how long it's there to get true
Wish that it was me
Guess it's stupid things you want to do
But I'm not a kid trying to sing it to the still imagination
That's gonna come for someone else
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Okay, there's one day I'm not seeing that.
Okay, I was just wondering.
Travis, thanks for the two months.
Thank you, Kuba, Lymish.
I will thank you for the four years.
So, yeah, it was such a good time.
Hello, guys, hi.
Hi, everyone, Travis, Jesse,
Globy, thank you guys for those subs and resubs and stuff.
Hello.
Yeah, I cannot stream very long today,
But I was like, hmm, I can either spend two hours cleaning
or I can go live for a little bit.
So I was like, I'm gonna go live, you know?
Flo B, Matthew, thank you for the resubs.
Thank you, thank you.
Is this a blue screen?
No, this is my real room, I swear.
See, look, the fire's moving, it's real.
And yes, people were asking me about Resident Evil.
I'm not gonna play it today,
but I guess I will start it tomorrow.
So never left it.
It's real, it's real.
It's real.
I will show the fit in a second.
Jinkuro thinks it's six months.
It's nothing crazy.
Like, I think it's like all stuff that I've worn before.
No, no Pac-Man dance.
But yeah, I will start it tomorrow.
Not today, but yeah.
Like I said before,
I feel a little bit sick and lightheaded today.
like I don't feel all here because I can barely breathe.
But I still wanted to come hang out.
So, ex jinx, thank you for 14 months.
What kind of go, Ugg?
Y'all see the real Cheddar?
["Sweeping in the backyard,
pull up in your fast cars." Cheddar!
Good morning, my boy.
He's here.
Yeah, I didn't even notice.
When I sent them the still of my room for the green screen, I mean, I didn't even know what was going on when they asked.
Mots is literally singing his string just like frozen.
So yeah, okay, well, here's the fit.
Guys, I was like, this is a rare occasion. Yo, Volna, thanks for the force of the month.
This is a rare occasion where I can wear some of my clothes I never get to wear
So I busted out the the monia boots great be your thanks to form us
I'm very tall
I'm so tall
And yeah, I can't I actually can't bend my knees
I kind of can, but actually I can, but it just feels really weird because they go over my knees.
But yeah, I feel so tall. I'm like moving over everything. I feel so tall.
Yeah, I'm so excited. I think Harry talks about it a lot, but I'm going to the 9th grade office day, which is one of my favorite bands.
It's my fourth school, and not only am I going, I was actually invited to go by the 9th grade scene, and I didn't know this.
I don't think so. I don't think I said this on stream.
They gave me a free room.
Which means I have a room back, please.
And they let me advice all my friends.
So I invited my friends who also like night and chill,
so peace here, Julia and Soyl.
And I'm going to meet the social me.
It's even take Polaroids and stuff.
I was like, wow, crazy.
But I don't know if I'm actually
going to get to meet Fred Hoser.
I feel like probably not.
But if I do, I'll make sure to try to get a picture.
It'll be crazy.
Hey, boy, thanks for 34 months.
That'd be cool.
Happy spending, thanks for seven months.
Fill two gold.
Game Joker, thank you.
And yeah, I wish I could stream it,
but not this time.
That would've been cool.
Would've loved to bring you guys.
Head, thanks for four months.
Alex, thanks for 37 months.
But yeah, ready to go.
I just wanted to hang out on stream a little bit before I went.
So I guess I can't talk too much about the Mr. Beast video.
Dude, this stream part was so, so silly and so stuff.
So apparently the thing where they were like,
oh, we want you guys to go live
and kind of pretend to be in your room, like silly.
And then like go visit each other.
Apparently it was just like a joke idea that they had right before the other filming was
put- oh wait the cats were being cute.
Aw look!
Uh it was like a joke idea that they had tried before so that's why it was kind of stopped
to know what was going on.
So it was still so fun and so cool.
So many- so many crossover events I guess.
Aw look at them!
Aren't they so nice?
Good rest. Yeah, they were gay. Very cute.
Sreehug, thanks for one year. Mike Delta, 54 months tier 2.
And Caleb Ooloo, 49 months.
Supesip are finally hitting 5 foot in those boots.
Okay, man.
Yeah, um...
MrBeast did make a cameo on my stream.
And he was complaining that...
because I'm shorter than him. I'm not even like that short I'm average like most
of the other streamer girls are the same height as me so I don't know why I feel
like I get worse. He was complaining that because I'm shorter than him I we
couldn't both be in frame and then he took he took the phone from me he's
like wow you look so small down there. What the fuck bro? Oh my god. He's so
nice you know. Itachi thank you for the gift seven death nith thanks for 20s 29 months thank you thank
you thank you yeah he was very nice we also got to briefly hang out with him uh before the video
he was sitting with me Maureen Senna we were having a a bunch of laughs he's such a jokester
It is very nice.
When does it come out?
I think at the beginning of April it comes out something like that.
So, yeah.
What about the lie detector?
Dude, the lie detector is for content.
I'm not a fucking furry.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, um, well, hello, my, I did have, okay, I had a question about my outfit.
I want to know what you guys thought.
I leave it like this, or should I wear,
I have these like lace gloves.
I was like, should I wear them or not?
So I'll put these on those arms,
or just have the bare arms.
What do you think?
They're not homeless gloves!
But hey, I'll try the other one.
I don't want to open it all the way after I'm gonna wear it out because it's making it hard to find where I have to use it.
Wow, that'd be so fancy!
Yeah, I don't usually get to dress like this to go out. I usually just wear my...
Actually, I actually don't wear pajamas as much as I used to.
I've been dressing more like a normal person recently. Malibu, thank you for the 5 gifts and thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, I wouldn't say this is dressing super normal, but, um, I don't wear my pajamas much anymore, but I don't usually dress like this.
A lot of people think so.
Okay, how about now?
Okay, yeah, I think, I think, yeah, maybe that is good.
I don't know.
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From the event like drama
Oh wait
There actually is um
Maybe I'll wait till the video is out
It wasn't like
Manufactured or like for the video stuff like it was something like four actually
But Dory thanks for 43 months and Joms. Thanks for the three months. I don't know
Diddly-doo, Sora and did it. Thank you guys
Yeah, no spoilers.
I'm also Trent Lorre. He made the 1996 quake soundtrack in the theme for Call of Duty Black Ops 2.
Wow, yeah. I actually knew that.
Melissa, I actually knew that. I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan, and I know he made the track for the Tron movie recently.
Yo, Ilnub, thanks for the eight months.
Did speed do a backflip?
No spoilers!
I just said no spoilers.
So I'm not telling.
So thank you for the two years.
And Mazzie, thanks for the 10 months.
And I'm usually...
I'm not really...
I'm a very anxious and shy person most of the time.
like social anxiety type person, but I don't usually like I can still talk to people fine most of the time, you know
But but speed and mr. Beast are like a different level of intimidating and it's not just because they're so well known
It's like they're um, I don't know how to explain it
I guess or I I
But it's more than that. It's just it's their composure. They walk around like
I don't know how to explain it like their confidence is just on another level
like that's just like dang they're so intimidating but they're very nice to
everybody that's something that I noticed that you can tell so I will I will
tell you guys something about how I learned over the years to learn whether
content creator is super, is super, super fake or not. You can tell by how they treat staff
in employment. Like, even if they are kind of rude to them or kind of ignore them, that's usually,
like, not a very nice person. But Mr. Beast's feet, I noticed they're so, they're so nice,
even to the staff. And Mr. Beast seemed like he was really good friends with most of the
staff. I was like, oh, okay. They're, they're real professionals. So I, I respected that.
I thought that was nice.
That goes from anyone?
Yeah, that's true.
But I feel like with a lot of streamers or YouTubers, it'll be subtle things, like we'll
kind of like wave off their...
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I'm gonna be recording today, so yeah, the lot's going on.
The lot's going on.
Guess I'll play Resident Evil 9 tomorrow.
Not today.
I won't have time today.
No.
Yeah, I can't stand with the big boots on, I mean it's like the same as...
But, I don't think it was anything different.
I don't know if I'm gonna finish it, but I said I would at least try it, so...
For now, it's thanks for the 40 months.
I don't know if I'm gonna finish it, but I said I'll at least try it.
I just don't really like horror games, and I keep saying that.
It's not a bit. I actually just don't really enjoy them. I think that they suck
But I didn't hate their resident evil
We will see
We enjoy that you don't oh, but
It's not even just because of stress like tough this time. I'm not even having fun
I'm like I'm doing my job. I'm playing video games like every other it's every other kind of game I play on stream
I'm always having fun like it doesn't even feel like I'm streaming if that makes sense
But when I play horror games, I'm clocking in
That's how I'm be touchy. Thank you. I'm not a scaredy cat. Give Mr. Jimmy jamb. Thank you
Oh my gosh. It's all about the mindset. How would the mindset make it any better?
How big a fan was your favorite album? My favorite album is The Fragile.
And my favorite song is probably... I like... It's hard for me to pick a favor, but maybe the day of the world went away.
I really really like the fragile and I like with Keith and the slip and I like the downward spiral too
But I don't like every single song on the album or I don't dislike them. They're just not my favorite
So yeah, I've listened to every single album. I think I know almost every single song from dinosaurs except for like
Maybe 15 to 20. I like I could recite all the words
Like out of my brain or most of them
I'm that freak thanks for the free notes
You would minus now close on YouTube. Oh my gosh
Yeah
There's no I've never seen them in person or never seen him in person. It's my first time
Yeah, yeah, something old they could sign
Well, I'd like I said, I don't know if I'm gonna meet
If I if I did meet Trent and I got my hands just playing up um I promise to ask him to sign a polaroid
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Bring cheddar decide. Oh my god. Do you think he would sign my cheddar? Oh my god. He signed the no
I'm not gonna I'm not bringing in the storm
Atticus Ross erasure. Okay. I do love Atticus Ross as well
But Trent is my goat. I'm sorry. I
Was a fanny before Atticus Ross was in the picture, but I respect him as well
I'm not bringing the charm
Emery look Jack. Oh my god. Thank you. Holy not page first time chatter. Oh my gosh
Thank you, man. I do think I will
Yo beat new thank you for the prime. Thank you. Thank you
I'm so humble. I didn't smolish it.
I haven't signed your story yet. No, I don't think I'm ever going to get any tattoos.
Or am I being a pussy for saying that?
Chosen one! Bork choppy! And juwon pinnowy! Thank you guys for the reshub. Thank you.
No, I'm not frick-billing Joss. This is just my outfit for the concert today.
You could walk a safe tattoo.
Don't tell me that because I know you're lying!
Oh my god! Oh, Joji's coming to Austin! Oh shit!
Maybe I will try to go to that as well.
You know, the base key 9, 8, and the fun...
Torum on your forehead. Oh god.
Just right there.
One single tear drops tattoo below the eye.
Yeah, I bet that would be so awesome.
No, you guys are so right. You're so right. Oh my gosh. I think tattoos are cool, but I just think other people
The type people who get tattoos they know exactly what they want, and I'm the kind of person that I'm like
That's a little bit
Yeah, I don't know. I also just don't really think I was much good with tattoos. I don't look tough enough
You know, I'm just kind of a scrawny dude
Uh, I don't think, I don't know if they would suit me, so.
Get the same tattoos, short.
Half the time we don't, don't though. Oh, so it's just a spontaneous decision. I respect that.
I guess all people get tattoos when they're drunk and stuff, right?
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
Yeah, all, all that could have been is my favorite album. I thought that was a song.
I guess maybe there's a like a side-album called and all that could have been
Oh, is that the one where it's like the the piano versions of some of the songs?
Actually, maybe and all that could have been is my favorite nightingale song that was on the fragile. That was really good
Do a quiz
I'm kind of nervous so I said I can find one
Wait, but it's probably gonna ask questions about like the Van Lawrence or the
president or which like I I don't I don't stock him so I don't know I know he
had beef with like Marilyn Manson or something which I would side with friends
personally from what I know but I don't I don't know the full situation
fake fan what fake for not stalking what the heck I think he had beef with
flip biscuit tube I don't I don't know anything about that one yes okay well
my bad then I guess I am just the fake
well I'm trying to get lost
I feel like I'm wearing a full
come here
you have to pay your rent
I miss them so much while I was gone from the Mr. Beast and isn't she so sweet?
She's got her toes out.
Yeah, Red's due, mozzarella.
Show them your toes.
Look at those toes, aren't they nice?
Brother Cherry, thank you for the 5 gifts! Thank you!
I'm so glad that my cats will need to swipe through.
Pugs on me.
They really do tolerate me.
I look at her face, she's like, you wanna get over her.
Oh, thank you for tolerating me!
You're such a sweet heart!
Before I came home yesterday, when I was running errands, I stopped at the pet store and I got
them some poise and some treats and I bought these chicken mango pudding things.
As soon as I brought home the bag, they were going terrible in peril.
Also for the first time I got well, I think I got some before but I think that
Didn't use it. I got some a catnip boy for the first time
But I haven't opened it and put the catnip in it yet. You know my mind is gone. So thanks for the
Yeah, I got some new drugs. I got them the good stuff. I
Got them the real good to do it now
Okay, well let me go get the toy.
I don't know.
I'm like, they're so simple.
So I got them this one that's a cardboard rat because I don't know they just destroy cardboard
they love it.
Why is it?
They put a 599 sticker on the back three times like okay man I get it, I get it bro.
And then I got them a catnip rat.
Yes, so I've never tried, never given them one of these before.
I'm kind of scared because at night they already turn into demons and I get scared for my life.
So I'm kind of worried a little bit.
So do you just put it in?
Okay, pull the inner hidden flaps outside the point.
Insert the catnip.
That's it.
It's a natural non-dicking herb that occurs to play in 70% fat.
Oh my god.
It is a shoddiabno with the onions.
Okay, I'm scared.
Oh my god. I'm scared to open this. It feels like it's going to explode.
It doesn't explode, it's never gonna be so mad.
Oh, no, okay, perfect.
Yo, how do you know why I did you for the 10 gets did?
Cool, on there, do I just...
Thank you, White! Thank you so much!
Okay, that's probably good, right?
Okay.
I have...
The drug rat is ready.
Alright.
Yo, I'll cast self, thanks for the time, Lord.
Okay.
I just...
He didn't...
Come on!
She's like, right on her fucking cheek!
It doesn't smell interesting or anything.
And I should like, throw it around for her.
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The color is a little off, but I think it's just the lighting.
Oh, USA pepperoni pizza!
One slice for $7.
It's not great, but it's not horrible.
And the Japan fried chicken with mentaiko mayonnaise.
Yeah, 90% was really good.
Alright, we have Australian chili dog.
I think I just don't like the chili stuff.
Versus Korea chicken and beer.
Looks like two different kinds of fried chicken.
Chicken, placed by sauce and maybe a smear one, and then a beer.
$95? That's crazy high.
That's almost never losing. Ewww!
USA Hot Dog! $8 for that!
Versus Currywurst and Chips.
Switzerland.
Okay, well I've only fucked up once, so it was on the cheese bread, the hat thing.
Um, gutter dog, hot dog with onions, cheese, pulled pork and jalapenos.
Um, Nific one, thanks for the 17 months.
And then we have, uh, Smashburger.
Oh
The gunner dog looks good, but it has a lot of cheese
Nice I went with my instinct it was the burger
The England festive loaded fries
What is on this?
So there's some kind of meat gravy, then what is this?
Then German dog, crispy onion, sauerkraut, homemade wedges and mustard.
Ah, I can't take that.
Dude, I only fucked up on the bread hat!
9 out of 10.
8.1 out of 10.
So, I was above average.
We'll take that.
Yo Itachi, thank you for the 10! Oh my goodness!
What the heck?
Shy Guy M, thank you for the 100 gifted subs!
What the heck?
Thank you!
And Itachi, thank you so much for the- oh it was 9!
Thank you Itachi for the 9 and Shy Guy for the 100!
Holy crap!
Thanks Shy Guy!
Thank you Itachi!
Holy shit!
Freakin' bonkers, dude.
Thank you!
Holy crap!
Crazy!
Thank you so much.
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It's always the fucking chicken strips, always.
Uh, roast potatoes with beef and gravy.
Rob Christie, thank you for 56 months.
Come and go, so lucky.
Stop that piece of your roast.
I should have all of it and all of these shit they both have really good ratings.
Chicken tikka nod and chips.
Okay, versus squash eggs.
Um.
I don't know.
Um...
I don't know...
I'm gonna go for the chicken tikka gara and shit.
I know...
Oh, that was really close to the tikka gara.
Uh, unknown.
Looks like a cheeseburger with a pretzel bun.
Versus the 18 inch sausage roll.
Like it's probably the burger, right?
I mean, $15, $18 inch sausage roll.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna all in, I'm not confident.
Oh my god, wait, I shouldn't have done this 2% off.
Yo, I'm in Xala, thank you for 15 months.
USA, talkies with a can of Pacifico, $27 versus sour herring in a roll.
Fried herring also available.
And vermin loves their fish sandwiches.
I mean this looks kind of gross.
I thought they're booking me well.
That's cool.
Thank god.
A hot dog from Japan!
Looks like it's got
an honest-in-it mayo, ketchup,
any onions
versus steak and chips.
Oh my lord.
Yo, honey badgers, thank you for three years.
Gorgeous.
Solid.
I was pretty confident about that.
Ooh.
England.
The breakfast baguette.
Bacon, sausage, egg, and onion.
So it's a breakfast hot dog, I guess.
Fried chicken bow buns from the USA.
Wow, six dollars.
This one's got a roogle up.
I fucking love roogle up.
This one's got like pickled onions.
Let's go get this one.
I'm trying to follow it.
Ah!
No!
Wait, I fucked up!
No!
I should oh my gosh, I'm gonna use the all-in button. I was so sure
Anchorish five fried chicken bow bonds all last so miserable failure
You've been turned in the scramb out of the eater kept something to eat out of the strong came something sweet
Why is my poem shorter?
Yo Mikey Quinn, thanks for two months your career dead, too
wait I didn't even know you could get a rating I've never been that far I think
that this is new though I think this is new though to be fair yeah I gotta get
S-Rain, I think that is new.
What the hell?
You don't escape with points it counts as zero, so does that mean she should never all in?
We can skip any points from top right.
Ohhhh.
I'm upset I want to go again. I'll have to wait till tomorrow I guess
Damn bro! Damn! Yeah, they're Sprint UO now. I forgot about looking at the chat. Bye, guys. There's an E. There's an L.E.U.
I should do something else if I'm going to even out my test placement.
It could be lit on it.
I'm so good now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They're gonna say that I cheated. They're gonna say that I cheated but I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. They're gonna say that I cheated.
They're gonna type, they're gonna type that fucking horse in CDE mode. I didn't cheat. I'm just that good now.
Oh my god, you're such a character. Thanks for the 19 months. Yildor, thanks for 37 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Pirate and Wirtle, no. Oh my gosh.
Can you do cat thanks for 49 months? Well, maybe I should try doing the 16 Wirtle one again too.
I've solved that one before.
Oh my god, you guys are just-
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I'm going to come back to this one.
Okay, oh shit in this one this one is minor
Wow, okay, I have one two three four
I have four left to solve and I have five lines. Okay. This is solvable. I just I can only waste one line
basically
There's six letters I still haven't used
I
Wait this one might be enemy very test why
Okay, there's three more to solve and this one ends in Y
What oh dry Lee, okay that is a word
I'm like, what the fuck is this be if there's no AI or you in the middle
Okay, two more for this one is why
Why does it have to be Psy-Nod?
It's D-N-Y.
I've never fucking heard of that word, but okay.
Okay, one more. I have two lines left.
It has H-U-O-T.
I can use one word to test.
I have five letters I haven't used.
And I only know use the second letter.
And it's not H or T, so let's try G-U-T.
Oh has to be the first or last letter so let's try G you know what huh
What's all-
Wait, okay. I started here. Did I imagine that?
Where's G?
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I just signed it I was the last one who had to sign
oh my guys okay uh first we're in the song tile what's this one help me solve it I'm
cooked I didn't know like any of these
oh no one knows no I know it's revolving who's the artist song title
any any Taylor Swift listeners do we really have zero here?
oh god why are they chorming?
oh why are you spamming chorm dude I'm trying to get help
no it's not December dude it starts with A all too well
okay thank you thank you Swifties
title abbreviated. What's this one? I don't, I never heard this one. It's Chorb! It's
It's not CHORM!
TPA, TMI, V, no one knows!
TDN, okay.
Okay, we're skipping that one. We can solve it without knowing it.
First word of the album, this song appears on.
on. Why? Okay. Song title. LDN. Okay, so it is TFN. First word of this song title.
I think this is Sabrina song title
I saw people saying oh polite name of the album this track appears on
8. Gato?
Guts! Oh, Guts! Oh, like, dessert!
First word of the song title!
What?!
What?! No, I'm so bad at guessing!
Wow, a flawless song! Yeah, I totally earned that one from it.
Damn bro. I didn't know man. I didn't know. Oh
brother
You know, I deserve some reacts now. Oh my god. I deserve some reacts now. Oh
my god I
Have a what time I supposed to head out hold on
Okay, um, I'm supposed to leave at a little bit less than an hour, okay. I have more time to hang out.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
How's the volume?
7 for 1, 7 for 1, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you doing, bow, yeah, that's all good,
everyone says.
They instantly knew they made a mistake.
Oh shit!
That's a big ass seal!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a big ass seal.
That's a big ass seal!
I don't know.
That's a big ass seal.
I don't know.
How?
How the fuck?
How do you do that?
Oh.
You didn't know her teeth are so crazy.
We're eating up bacteria with a storm in his head.
Oh, my mom won't be testing out the change up the water.
No, Johnnie, take it back!
I'm going to get the hammer!
Johnnie, take it back!
I'm going to get the hammer!
We're trying to relocate this hippo when this happen.
No, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Appreciate it, thank you, Johnnie!
Come on, come on!
I don't know.
Come here, let me take them!
Hey, can anybody help me out?
My son keeps wanting to hear the song,
but I don't know what song it is.
What song is it?
Ah, ahh, ahh, ahh!
That's great buddy, can anybody help me out?
The police were searching for a suspect and his worker accidentally helped him find him.
Bang her song!
REEE!
HA!
Get out of there man!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Yes, Syrac, thank you for the crime!
The reason you should be doing all this on a treadmill.
What is he doing?
This is really impressive.
Whoa!
How does a camera work?
Can someone explain to me what's going on here?
Oh
Wait guys, maybe I should order some pre-night meals at Gondola because they said we're gonna have snacks in the green room
Put it right behind it like that lock it in place like that this way it won't come out here right
McDonald's!
Just separates.
Oh, please!
Why does this look like so much fun?
Wait, guys, after I added all that to my cart, free Big Mac unlocked, no way!
This is the best day of my life.
This 9 year old is better at mass than you.
So y'all said Old Spray cleans the windows the best, so I'm gonna try it on my new grand
chair.
Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to clean this baby up.
They said to just let it dry and see what just cleans itself.
Oh, they're so close.
Yeah!
This is the worst thing I've ever.
It lost a pop!
Thanks for four years!
It lost a pop!
It lost a pop!
Who wants to pop?
Umm...
Oh!
They're a whole group of people that ask my brother to take a picture.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I don't want to be acting like that. I don't like goats like that.
Okay? I actually don't have a cutting board like that.
These guys turned the skate park into a water park.
Was the cutting board to protect it when it exploded?
Cause that was the bag of his hand was.
Wow! What?!
Big explosion.
Handle-free.
This is called an amorphophilus titanum flower, and when it brings it heats itself to a round body temperature
to spread its rotting flesh smell, attracting flies and beetles to pollinate it.
Oh, it's a quick flower.
Why does this happen so often?
What's going on here?
Did you ever get arrested?
Oh no.
Why does it happen so often?
I've seen so many clips like that.
Oh no.
There you go.
I think the laugh works bad.
No.
No.
Say hello and let's see the college over here.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Yay, party.
There's a little hole watching.
Yay, party.
Oh shit.
This is a red-crested core hunt.
The males attract females by flying high into the air and dropping down.
Females choose the male who gets closest to the ground without injury.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
return rush, processing 148,800 vehicles in a single surge.
That's fucking crazy.
There's people out in the car.
I guess we know why the chicken crossed the road.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hold on, wait a minute, he's gonna do it.
He's gonna do it.
Hold on.
He's doing it.
He's walking with his wife.
He's doing it.
It's happening.
Bob, do you see that?
It's happening.
Oh my god.
He's like, I'm gonna fight that dog.
Oh shit!
What's your problem, Bob?
You let us know.
I don't think her legs know what's going on.
She's just lying in the woods.
She's just lying in the woods.
We're driving with the device in the right hand.
I think it was a smart idea, overall, I would say.
Aw, they just get married?
How nice!
Ew!
They like it perfectly.
So they're driving with the device in their right hand.
My McDonald's is a pickup already!
Alright, man.
So you're going to receive a citation for a wireless communication device, hand-held
while driving.
You got to put the phone down, it's a little bit more than we can.
Oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right hand holding it.
Yeah.
I cannot put that, no.
If you want to take it again.
But that's what you said when you pulled me over, yes?
That you saw me holding my device with my right hand.
I'll just agree with you, yes, that's what I said.
Okay.
What?
I think you have one of those.
Good morning, bud.
Aww, back to bed.
I love the walls. They're so cute.
Oh, let's leave him.
Heeey!
I think you might need a bigger knife
Oh no, he's been slain!
What?
For dolphin?
Dolphin?
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Oh!
I hated that.
Super F!
Negative 6!
Super F! Negative 16% in history!
Nothing is getting in the way of their morning run.
Shoo Jackass!
I just really thought you needed us to see this.
Hey buddy, what are you doing over there?
Come here buddy, come here.
You're a good boy.
He's a good boy.
What do you think this whale is trying to say?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Just a piece of this thing.
I'm just going to give it to him.
I'm going to give it to him.
Dressed in heat to the throat.
I can see you.
Can someone please explain to me what this is?
What are those?
Those are worth one root in Elden Ring.
You could kill a lot of them.
Jesus Christ!
So I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
Banjir is already a...
What the fuck?
A chicken.
Chicken.
What? I guess the square on the counter was scary.
What time are you on the prime?
Oh, it's an induction blender.
I guess.
This takes some real skill.
I'll see you guys again very, very soon, later.
Amazing.
Amazing. The dumbest drivers ever part 2. Oh no. Rage bait video I guess. Let me check
on where my McDonald's is. It's 10 minutes away.
These are the dumbest drivers ever. Are you in the wrong car?
This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn.
I may have had some bad parking incidents, but I'm sorry.
I've never done that.
I've never done that.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Why?
What the fuck are they talking about man?
What the fuck is wrong with these trucks man?
What the fuck are they talking about?
What the fuck are they talking about?
They're like.
Dude wait I'm blocking her look at her this fucking piece of shit watch this.
Boi, window down.
You know your bumper is hanging off the back of your car right?
Oh, okay, sorry.
Really crazy.
This might be the fastest car wash ever.
She looks so defeated.
Oh, wow.
Okay, maybe I'll just leave my camera here.
Maybe all the good things are on the left side.
Almost hit a wall.
They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened.
of the totem, sorry, and people also
decreased the speed, even though the reader called
uuugh
ha ha
Dr. Goll, thank you for your fun
Well, they just met an accident
This guy got pulled over for speeding
and had a really interesting excuse
Why don't you come back?
I have an appointment with my barber
You have an appointment with your barber
And this girl
And you simmer
So, you know, the cars come closer
So you go 107 miles an hour, weaving it out of traffic for another people's lives again.
Now you get to go to jail for the night.
They thought it was a good idea to drive away in a parking lot.
How much air?
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get my own word!
What?
These partnerships were animating about passing a law to ban video calls while driving, and this one guy was doing exactly that.
I remember three, the Attorney General's office, who do we have with us?
President Zinfer, my name is Jay Easterling. I'm the CFO of the Attorney General's office.
Thank you Daniel.
They wanted to avoid the traffic by driving in the shoulder.
It's a shortcut bro, it's a shortcut.
It's a shortcut.
I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this
This person didn't know it was a roundabout and not a four-way intersection
So, this was not a very good idea.
Are you a little bad?
No!
No!
I'm recording!
Get in there, recording!
I'm recording! I'm recording!
So how did something like this even happen?
Yo Liam, thanks for the resize.
One year.
That makes me too much.
I think this guy was trying to tell his bow.
The government of Mexico installed a new speed bump because people were going too fast on
his road. They tried to ruin his trailer house without wheels. I'm really not sure how
this person is still driving this car.
How can they see anything?
Ain't no way. How? How do you have this thing floating here?
This driver can't figure out how to exit this parking spot.
Oh, it's just not turning in wheels.
This was absolutely perfect timing after this guy ran a red line.
That's not me!
Watch out!
Oh, good.
Yes!
He was super confident that his truck could handle the wind.
There was nothing wrong for you!
What the frick is going on?
Um, your tire is on fire, sir!
This might be the worst U-turn of all time.
Do you think that they just don't notice the latest keep going, or they just don't care?
Believe it or not, this person was pulled over and was found to be not drunk.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Yo!
Oh!
Thank you for the spin!
Thanks, oh!
Oh!
Thank you.
That was a Panda Express Cup up there.
Dude, your soda's on your car!
Your soda's on your car!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
The red light and a nice little kerb.
I think they're more on.
Oh, are they going to go down the bank?
Oh, they're off!
Oh, no!
Oh, I got to get you to the bank!
Oh! They're off!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
They're off!
Matt!
What the hell happened?
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
He ordered two cement trucks to show up to his house and they both kind of failed.
Oh my god!
Dude, I guess your road's just too narrow!
This guy was nice enough to help him get out of the water.
A driver in Florida broke through a barrier and flew over the bridge just as it started
to go up.
Now I'm blocking on the wrong side man.
The bridge just as it started to go up.
I should just leave.
Oh, he made it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
There's Troublas too.
This has to be one of the weirdest road rage incidents ever.
What the fuck?
What am I watching?
Oh dude, the front of their car is all fucked up.
How does something like this even happen?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
For some reason this guy was driving with his leg out of the car.
He started recording because he didn't think that this drunk was going to make it.
This cop parked their car right on top of these shopping pillars and didn't realize that
that they would eventually rise up.
Oh my God!
Oh, I see!
He's a very short, cold skinned driver.
He's very sad.
This group of cars saw this drunk driver driving around.
He got out for a break, and when he got back in to try and drive away, all the other cars
created a bear case that he couldn't move.
Tired, misty, thank you for the crime.
Welcome.
The police then showed up a few minutes later and made an arrest.
This police officer had to forcibly stop his driver who fell asleep while driving.
This person is either completely asleep or passed out.
Holy shit.
They're all in the car, oh it's so gentle too.
We're at city, thanks for 19 points.
Keep going, keep going.
We're just gonna stick to your none of them.
We tried super hard to get into this parking spot.
Thank you, Nick.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I can't even-
These guys try to tell a carry more verse.
It's not me!
I felt that bad!
Punch me!
A student driver somehow crashed into this driving school building, so they probably won't be getting their license anytime soon.
This impatient driver thought that this guy was going too slow.
That's what you get! That's what you get!
At least I didn't hit the other person.
Guys, my McDonald's is here. I'm going to go get it so I can eat it while I'm...
Okay, I have like 30 minutes.
My boot! My boot is stuck!
Okay.
Ah!
What I want to get my McDonald's guests who was
outside doing work, the landlord and he looks so happy. He seemed, he's very happy
that we're all resigning. Yeah, so happy. He actually, he has three kids that are
about our age. So I, he was like, oh you guys are like, like more daughters to me.
He's so sweet. He's the best. He's fixing stuff around the house right now.
A van drove through a video game store, but the million-hounds hurt.
They were trying to do tricks and a tiny car.
These people had no idea that their car was on fire.
They didn't listen to his warning about driving in the beach.
This is a 4x4 only beach, he ain't gonna get far.
Tow trucks, $500 gets you out if you get stuck.
Uh-oh.
I wouldn't do it!
Well, well, well...
I guess you never know who you might cut off.
Oh shit! I didn't even add this before I could have find it.
The person in this car got hit by a truck and the truck driver didn't even notice.
It took about a minute, but the truck driver did eventually slow down.
This truck driver had no idea he was hitting every single traffic cone.
Life is good, guys. Life is good.
Oh!
Oh!
I tried to keep going.
This driver broke down in the road and didn't bother turning on their hazard lights.
This police officer was caught watching TV while driving.
Both of these cars were too stubborn to move so they both decided to share it.
So I guess I didn't do any measuring when I came to moving this house.
So this is pretty dumb.
driver caught this other driver that was trying to tow a car with the chain.
This video left me with more questions than answers.
His driver decided he didn't need to clear the smell of his car before he set off.
They somehow didn't see the tree that fell on this perfectly straight road.
These guys try to crush a soda can with their car.
This guy realized he needed to make a U-turn.
That was just so painful to watch, I can't get back, I needed that ocean.
This giant sinkhole randomly opened up in Russia.
She's waking up, he's still far away.
Oh, the sky is turning upside down.
This is DoorDash driver got lost and somehow managed to drive onto an airport runway.
The driver was safely escorted off and wasn't arrested for the mistake.
mistake. This driver missed her exit and decided to just stop in the middle of traffic.
Come on, you're just havin' a little fun.
Just merge, bro, what?
This has to be the worst parallel parker of all time.
I would be so pissed.
Oh, yeah, and he's left.
Oh my god.
I mean at that point, what do you do?
What do you do?
This bus driver refused to let some wet concrete slow down the round.
The kids gotta get home.
The kids gotta get home.
Oh my god!
I got so lucky.
Parking sideways in your own garage to save space seems like a big brain move.
Why not just park normally and then store stuff on the side?
Is it a big brain move?
True King, thanks for 23 months.
To save space.
This probably isn't the greatest idea.
So I guess Orlando, Florida is pretty crazy after sunset.
In downtown Orlando, what's the move guys?
This driver has taken up both lanes and refused to let anyone go by.
I would just slam the horn bro, I'm not taking that thing off until you fuck off, I would be so bad.
Pull over, you don't have a tire on your face.
I would destroy their ears.
She was dealing with this crazy guy that had some road rage.
They try to fit this giant beanbag into their car.
This person tried to escape from a hit and run, but they probably won't get very far.
She was on her way inside when a sudden wind blew up her dress which distracted his driver
and he ended up crashing his car.
This car went through a red light at one of the worst times possible.
These guys were drifting in cars and were unaware that they were right next to an undercover
police car.
Some guy thought it would be possible to run away from the police while also bringing his
trailer home with him.
This car refuses to offer these construction workers.
This truck that was carrying gas had sparks flying everywhere.
the end of this video are we hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you guys again
very very very ominous ending okay I have time for um I have time for a couple
more videos then I have to go ahead to the night in snail's concert I have to
be there early so I can meet with some of the people that work for them very
exciting. Hee hee hee hee. Can you guess the nice nil song in one second? I don't know if I can do this.
Uh oh, I don't know it!
Uh-oh, maybe I'm a fake or it might be one that I don't know super well.
No!
Wait, I actually do know that one.
I know all the words.
Wait, guys, look, I should have listened to her.
So hard to keep control.
We kept on eating, but our bloated belly's still not full.
She gave us all she could, but we went and took some more.
Can't seem to shut her legs.
Our mother nature is a whore.
See, I know what you're doing!
It's just hard with one second.
I don't want to do this.
It makes it look like I don't know what I do.
I'm just like, one second is too hard.
One second is too hard.
I need the words!
Did I already uninvited you?
Oh, well, we can watch some cute otter eat breakfast.
They want a frozen fish, salmon.
They're so cute.
He's wide when he landed, and his friend was so wide.
That looks good except for the Nostal I don't like Nostal.
Oh and the Otters get chicken, a tiny egg, and three pieces of salmon.
And then Ostrich eggs.
I thought Ostrich eggs were the big ones.
They're not quail eggs.
I think they meant quail.
I really want it.
They're so cute.
They're so happy.
So cute.
So cute.
He's so happy.
Dude eat your chicken and your egg!
And now he's trying to steal because the other Otter is much more polite and slow with
the game.
One bad day, thanks for the dive, bud.
There's a demon!
No! Don't give it that... No! Don't give it this stinky bottle!
If you don't know what that is, it is fermented soy beans, and they're very sticky, I don't
like them.
I would have boiled egg!
Ooh!
I have to leave the egg, or she's flying with it.
Okay, and hang the ball, she's just flying with it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh she just had to clean it first!
Wow so hygienic!
Oh cute!
Oh she cleaned her food.
She is making a mess but that's okay.
Eat your damn egg.
I like the fried egg.
Broke everything, most of my favorite.
All the otters feel weirdly human.
Dude, people keep talking to me about that!
Have a boat to punch!
He's so cute!
I'm so glad he got a little spread.
You're part of rescue guys, if you would give some.
What are you so scared of?
Look at the top.
You have to have your vegetables.
These don't have vegetables.
Eat up!
Oh!
No.
Eat your egg!
Oh oh oh oh.
Oh, never mind.
It looks like he was gonna do it for a second.
I don't want that shit at all.
They left out either eggs, or they're not upstairs.
Why is the egg on his head?
A boiled egg? Ooh!
And now you can watch it.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, Estady, thanks for 49 bucks.
As I hope I have energy to go crazy off the cars for tonight, I still feel sick.
It's almost 8 o'clock.
Yes! Yes! Eat that shit! Yes!
The moment we were all waiting for.
I forgot to tell you this reminded me for some reason.
So I had saved up a bath before I went live today and lots fell into my bath tub again.
But this time it wasn't because Cheddar pushed her.
She just fell in all by herself.
John McHero, thanks for putting him on the scene.
Yeah, she uh, she was she was doing like feral orange cast up. She's like
And she was jumping around on this like shelf thing above my bathtub
And then she missed one of her jumps and fell into the tub and then she went
And then she she jumped out but before she ran away. She looked at me like it was my fault
I was like damn lots. Was it really my fault?
What the heck. It was, how? Why, because I was taking a bath and washing my hair and
being hygienic. She was trying to save you. Well, I was fine. I didn't need this. Oh
my gosh. Hello, everyone.
Detton, thank you for the five gifts. Oh shit, eating rats live. Oh, this is Edmunds
John from Ridiculous. Thank you, Dennis. Today we celebrate the release of the soundtrack for
Mewchenix on Steam. And because of that, we've learned one of our songs, one of our impossible.
Edmund, why did you upload a video in 360B? I was like, maybe it just came out. Maybe it's
processing. I know you guys have been spending all across the world for the last few days.
One of my personal faves.
We kind of did an okay job with it.
And you're about to watch our live version of Eatin' Rats.
Enjoy.
Thank you for your support.
I hope they perform it at the game awards.
Jeff will be so pleased.
Tasty legs and crispy thighs.
All my mind.
This is good. This is so good.
I'm so hungry now, I'm gonna chase and grab them, fry them.
Tasty, tasty legs. So tasty, tasty legs. So tasty, tasty legs.
Hell yeah.
Find them in the dumpster or an alley.
Shake, shake them, shake them big. Shake, shake them, shake them big.
Grab them by the tail to taste the earthen snails
Grab them, stomp them, skin them, crunch them
Grab them, stomp them, skin them, crunch them
All of my nights, I'm chasing rats
Chasing the rats
All of my days, I'm taking naps
That's where it's at
I love that
And in my dreams, I'm the king of cats
He's the king of cats
First off, let's get out of the party
All of my nights, I'm chasing rats
Chasing the rats
All of my days, I'm taking naps
Where it's at
Where it's at, welcome
And in my dreams, I'm the king of cats, he's the king of cats, now I will hunt you down!
There will be no way too hard, bones littered at my feet, all I've got is rats to eat,
I'm not the cat you wanted me.
He's a bad, bad kid.
Bad, bad kid.
What's your business on my street?
History.
You better believe.
Yeah, I actually kind of like that it's a 360p.
I don't think that was intentional though, if I had to guess.
Put him in a fryer, stick him on a griddle.
Rat, rat, a cute rat.
A couple slices of bread, stuff a rat in the middle
Rat rats, eating rats
If you're not too finicky, I'll make you a fricassee
Rat rat, eating rats
For you and me, babe
Eating rats, yeah!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-dun-dun-dun Duh-duh-duh-dun-dun-dun
Duh-duh-duh-dun-dun-dun
In this alley, I'm the king, he's the king
Smell like salmon and onion rings
Onion rings
Got no time for fancy things
I love your English, take a look
Do you think
Chasing rats while my belly's
sings like a hobo's grimy paws, grimy paws.
Tetanus shoots from my claws into you, out of me,
into you, out of me.
That was amazing!
That was incredible.
The top call fit.
The top hour is making a rat, so I'm in danger.
Oh my gosh.
That was incredible.
Well, unfortunately, I think that's where I'm gonna have to end for today because I have to go see nightage nails now.
Code Red, thank you for the 10 gifted, but I will be back tomorrow at my usual time.
And I guess I will start Resident Evil Requiem
or whatever. I don't know if I'll finish it, but I will at least give it a chance.
I don't do super well with horror games.
No, Pac-Man!
Ug!
Ug!
Ug!
Okay, well, um, yeah, I will be back tomorrow, guys.
Thanks for watching.
Um, and yeah, lots of stuff this week.
My Lunar New Year party is on Wednesday.
And me and Maya are doing the bird cosplay soon.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I'll see you guys in the next one.
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