Emiru
LUNAR NEW YEAR ๐งง๐ @EXTRAEMILY @CINNA @MAYA @NMPLOL @BONNIE @SAKURASHYMKO @ARIASAKI @CYR @ESFANDTV @ALINITY @PEACHJARS @ZOIL @MARI & MORE!!
03-04-2026 ยท 5h 39m
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Bye bye, boo!
Everybody what say?
Who are who are what say?
Say say say, boo!
That's a easy one say?
Who are they say?
Who are we like they say?
You're a city that's all you ever say
And you're a guy
You see go see go see what's going on here
You see the meaning of our name
You tell me the meaning of what say?
What say?
Everybody what say?
I can do this so good for all your life
It's all so high high
Boo!
Every body
What's it?
Who are who are what's it?
Say say say
Boo!
Bad guys
You see it
What's it?
Don't face it
No one will love you
You're the best
I can do for you
It's a good thing
It's a good thing
It's a good thing
What's it?
We're new
We're new
We're new
You see it
What's it?
What's it?
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Till it goes on and on, the people saw you free
I don't understand it, we don't know what they do
Just can't explain it to you, I don't know what they say
Oh, not another world, it's not a love, not
It's not a love, not a love, not
It's on a roundabout, it's on a roundabout
It goes around the world, it's on a roundabout
It's on a roundabout, it's on a roundabout
It goes around the world, it's on a roundabout
It's on a roundabout, it's on a roundabout
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
You are so cute
Don't laugh at me when you are in the dark
You never know if you are a failure
I don't dare to say goodbye to my dream
I'm worried that you can laugh at me
I'm not afraid of letting you go
I'm brave enough to chase my dream
Like the dream of the sword
It's my idol's smile
Don't need your Tian Ba Yue Zhen Mu
The sun is shining on you
This love is so unique
You're the pure and innocent
It's the most unique
But it belongs to me
I'm not afraid to take a piece of your heart
This love is so unique
You're the pure and innocent
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We're at the, it's very echoey in here in the air B and B. I might redo my hair.
I kind of hate it.
I don't know.
I might leave it up if you guys think it's fine.
Let me show you guys the fit. Hold on.
Hold on. I have to show you guys the fit.
Oh, don't look at the width. I'm not responsible for this, by the way.
Don't look at that.
I have like a robe and stuff.
Very fancy.
Yeah, I don't know. I also I'm wearing heels, but I have my
My counselor so I might switch to them and then deep today should I keep my my hair up like this?
Or do you guys think I should put it down? I don't know. Oh, thank you
Thank you guys so nice
Yeah, very very fancy
Yeah, I'm on the I'm on the TV to keep it up. Okay. Yeah, I
I don't know.
I kinda hate it, but I will leave it, I guess.
So, people are supposed to come at six,
but I think that people are gonna end up being very late.
Oh, Arya's here.
Arya, hi!
Arya, hi!
I'm so happy, we were just, okay,
that's why I was late, honestly.
Yeah, we were just laughing, we were just yapping away,
and I was like, oh well, I guess we have to stop here,
Yeah, I have to go live now.
We were having a great time.
No, I love it.
I think you said it like three times,
but then I just kept on like, oh wait,
but then it all, and it all.
Well, I was having a wonderful time catching up with Arya.
Yeah, no one else is here yet.
I told people to come at six,
but I think people are going to be late,
but that's fine,
because I wanted to give you guys a house tour
and stuff before people show up.
Also, hold on, I need to wait for,
Hold on.
I was waiting for Jacob to leave
because as I told you guys yesterday,
I don't know if everyone's here.
Jacob didn't want there to be a horse at the party
because he had PTSD from the OTK one year anniversary
petting zoo, but apparently Melissa hired a horse.
So.
Hold on.
She said she told security and all the other staff
about the horse, so everyone knows except for Jake.
And I bought, oh, I bought 20 carrots.
And I bought 10 apples to give to the horse
when the horse arrives.
So I'm very prepared to meet the horse.
The horse is supposed to be here in 20 minutes.
I hope he didn't hear me.
So yeah, nobody tell Jacob because he's the responsible one.
And he originally said no horse.
But Melissa hired a horse.
And the horse is going to be here for an hour.
OK.
Do you guys want to tour the place?
I'm gonna take off my heels.
I've got the tall shoes,
but I think I'm not gonna wear them for now.
Okay.
Here we go.
Do you want to hear the house tour with me or not?
Do you need to get ready and stuff still?
Okay.
Hi, Jacob.
Hear that?
Crib version.
Crib version?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm holding back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
explains it to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No one say anything to the shape of it.
He's not supposed to know.
OK.
Oh, we're going to come here.
Hello, guys.
Welcome to the Lunar New Year.
Even though it's not Lunar New Year,
it already passed.
We were late this year.
The Lunar New Year House, 2026.
Oh, let's go to the front.
Most of the Encyclopedia.
Yes.
OK.
a giant table, very cool, and we have a bar over here.
This costume is fucking huge.
It's not as huge and gaudy as the last one.
Oh, this Arya is staying in here.
I don't know if she wants to...
That's fine.
Yeah, Arya is sleeping here.
Oh, she's sleeping out here.
Yes.
That's Arya's room.
And then over here, we have the kitchen
And the real chaos that it has Emily's face on it for some reason.
I hope she's not mad about that.
And we have our water and our red bull, our alcohol, and some of the snacks.
I still have to add more snacks to that, though.
Yeah, we have, wow.
This is my first time seeing this in person.
And it has, I noticed, all the zodiac animals on it.
Don't know what that's for yet.
But I'm sure it's amazing.
And then, this way, lots of bedrooms here.
So I guess in case if people get sick or drunk,
they can sleep here.
There's so many rooms.
Oh, there's multiple bunk beds everywhere.
Oh my gosh.
We're not even done with the rooms.
There's more in here.
We're not going to be using all these rooms.
Well, we've got four washing machines and another fridge.
And then we have some kind of like side living room
and more bunk beds.
This one has two bunk beds in it.
Oh my goodness.
So many bunk beds.
Crazy.
OK.
And then, and think that there's more down here.
See.
They have even more bunk beds!
There's so many more!
Yeah, even more bunk beds,
so we got lots of places to sleep.
Oh, I think I skipped the master.
Yep.
That room.
I was shaking a little.
Sorry.
The bee.
There's a bee?
You're killing a bee!
No!
Oh, the V-Ox timer!
It is.
It's dead?
NOOOOOO!
Turn away from the rest.
Wait, can I show them the music that's playing?
We- Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Stop!
I got it.
What?
I want to show them the playlists because we are already looking at it.
Uh, turn away from the rest.
There might be other tracks.
Okay.
It's some top Chinese songs, Hot Noi, great rich voice Jacob has a Hot Noi.
I originally searched for a shiny junior music, but it was a little too high on the
Yeah, no, this is great. You guys feel the room here? That's already past.
And then here's the master. Wow, very fancy.
Oh, I thought you can see like a little bit of the decorations.
We're going to go out there and steal that. Yes.
Okay, let's go outside when the horse gets here, I think.
I was saying, if you want to get dark after an hour, it's going to look a little bit better.
You can go out and have a look at it.
Okay, we'll get them all sneaky.
Yeah, if you like this, it's going to look better enough.
Yeah, when the lights go down, it's going to look even more awesome.
So we have a bunch of lanterns here, but most of them are under this.
We're going to have, like, performances and stuff under here.
here I don't want to say what yet though can I turn down the exposure oh yeah it's
this the flashbang
at night time it's gonna look so cool but the Sun is still out so yeah
Ari is going crazy with the camera.
Yeah, you look so good.
Thank you.
I should have worn my tall shoes if I was gonna
get filmed. I just look short right now.
I have no aura.
No, I'm not sure.
Okay, a little over here.
I don't know where we're going to put the horse.
Ooh.
Maybe there's like a patch right there.
Yeah, well, like, okay, so I
told chat cause they were worried.
There's a lot of space for the horse.
Acres guys
Yeah, well I think we're covered on space. Yeah plenty of space for you to get carrots
I did I got 20 carrots and 10 apples
I thought I don't know the horse gonna have a trainer slash handler
I don't know what us feed him, but I bought snacks just in case
there's a pool and then there's lights on the trees here too and lights hung up
everywhere but it'll look better at night right now it's too light out still
but in a couple hours there'll be a lights everywhere and stuff single look
at the front too I think that this house is a wedding venue
yeah like in the gazebo yeah oh maybe they could put the horse in the gazebo
Oh, yeah. Do you think the horse would go to law photo horse and the gazebo? I
Are we showing it now
I really did not know
That was so good, that was a fright.
Oh Emily!
Emily!
You can show the fright, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hi! Hi, Emily!
Hello!
I know.
I heard it's a subcarb.
Oh, it's a subcarb!
Maria!
Are you gonna be here?
Are you looking for me, Maria?
Oh, you're doing so well.
You got a horse?
Um, Melissa got a horse, and no one was supposed to tell Jacob, but it's too late because the horses are here already.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness.
Yes.
Hello!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh my god!
Hello!
Wow!
How are you? Great to see you here!
How are you?
You look beautiful!
I'm gonna stop right here.
Oh, hello!
Yeah.
Is there a name for the horsey?
Yeah.
Her name is Lily.
Lily, you're so cute!
Lily, you're so beautiful!
What's that?
We brought Lily to see us. She's 18 years old.
Oh, so mature.
She's been around.
Oh, hi, Lily.
You can pet her, you can get on her, whatever you like.
You need to get on her.
You can get on her.
Yes, wait. Do you want to do it first?
No, no, no.
You go first or I'll go first.
I'll go first.
I'll go first.
I'll go first.
I'll go first.
I go first, I go first.
You got this.
Lily seems so nicely uh...
Oh no don't worry.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Of course.
So nicely mannered.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You left, huh?
Go over here.
Different.
Different.
You got it.
Nice!
Beautiful!
Oh my god, yeah, she looks beautiful.
You know they're matching!
Oh my gosh, she looks like you know they're matching!
Yeah, we put a little...
Oh, yeah, but it's a Lunar New Year, or it was a couple weeks ago when we're celebrating Chinese New Year.
I hope you like that.
Yeah, we love it.
Right around.
I would love to ride around.
I'll walk with you.
Okay.
Put your feet here.
Okay.
Tippy toe.
Tippy toe.
Can you reach it?
Not really.
You mean if I take a moment?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take care, I got to get right here.
Hey Millie, you're a spin guy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great.
Alright, will that work?
Jacob's gonna be so mad.
That'll work, okay, let me do this.
Did you pet one?
No, he said he was traumatized by the OTK one year anniversary petting zoo, so he didn't want to hire an animal.
But then Melissa did it without telling him.
Wow!
There you go, Trace.
She's big enough.
Cut it down.
Yeah, that feels great.
Okay, that keeps your balance this way.
And then your car stop is going to hold you this way.
Okay.
All right, so if we wanted your turn, we would just pull up.
I'm just going to pull this, and we're going to walk down this hill.
It's okay.
I can't see.
Okay.
See?
It's all good.
Okay.
No?
I'm going to hold you and walk you.
We also got some carrots and apples for Lily if she allowed to eat them.
Oh, great! We can see her. We love Lily. W. Lily.
Yep, that's how you stop. Exactly. So here's the game.
Go and stop. Yeah. And stop.
You can't go.
Yes.
They didn't go. Are you ready?
Are you gonna go?
Okay.
And then when you want to try and just pull, just one.
There you go.
Don't worry.
Hey, put that.
She wants to eat the grass.
If she does that again, I'm gonna hook it up here.
Here, here.
There you go.
Around.
And around.
And stay on flat ground.
Okay.
I'll walk with you.
All right.
I'm gonna throw it in.
All right.
This is cool.
I got it.
All right.
You have to run the horse.
Yeah.
Don't worry.
Just relax and take a deep breath, yeah, exactly.
I'll walk with you.
And that's how I can help you.
Right.
Yeah.
Isn't that cool?
Yeah, this is so cool.
Okay.
All right.
Turn around.
We've got the whole yard.
The whole yard?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Would you like your friend to get ahead of us a little bit?
Oh, um, Ariya, she said you want to run out.
Oh, oh yeah, uh, probably not for me.
Do you want to move out further and let us walk to you?
Oh, yes, oh, period.
Ariya, he said you can ride sideways all ladylike.
Oh really?
Yeah. There you go. This is your moment. Now you ride after me. I'm gonna fade back.
Okay, this is my moment. Yeah.
Oh, I'm the slay.
You're doing great, Lily. You're doing great.
Yeah, relax.
You want to go here?
Look, I'm a just to get out of here.
If you're a card next to a holy...
Yeah, please go.
No, you need to be told.
Oh, she's hungry.
I can bring her some snacks.
Can I do that?
I'll get down.
OK, we're going to get down.
I will get on.
You can drop that.
OK.
What you're going to do is step off like you got on,
OK?
Right.
Just like that.
Oh, OK.
Wow.
That was excellent.
Come give her a laughing.
You're so beautiful, you're a lovely horse.
She's not reacting at all. She's just too chill.
Yeah, she really is like Miss Donna.
Do you want to feed her, Emily?
Oh, I'm going to go get my carrots and apples.
Carrots and apples? Yes. Carrots and apples.
That was amazing.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
That was so cool!
Oh, I have to ride the horse.
Oh, I've ridden horses.
I'm good. I get it.
But that's kind of awesome.
Two-in-one deal. He was giving you lessons.
Yeah.
I was riding the horse.
Oh, here.
I have a whole bag.
I got a lot.
I don't know apparently it just it just was just very scuffed
classic I guess
and I got you
Oh, are you serious?
Oh my God, you're doing amazing.
No, don't worry.
Wait, is this all for Lily?
Yeah, well I bought all that. I don't know if she can eat all that, but I wanted to.
Wait, that's so nice.
Make sure that everyone could feed her.
Oh yes, yes.
Lily will eat up tonight.
She'll be eating good.
Do you think that...
Lily, like carrots or apples more, do you think?
Oh, good idea.
Okay, we'll get one one carrot one apple
Wow, I'll hear the crunch.
Oh, me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I saw her. I saw her. Sorry, Lily.
Oh, no.
Oh, sorry, Lily.
It's like a little nibble.
Right, if you hold your hand flat, it's yours.
Yay!
If you do flat hands, she can't bite you.
Yeah, that's so true.
Do you like him?
Okay, I'm gonna cut your apple, too.
Yes, the carrots are so sweet and perfect.
Try that.
Did you pet her?
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
She's so nice.
She's great.
Melissa found a great club.
Good job, Melissa.
Good job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You brought the right one.
You got several of them like this.
We do trail rides, too.
Trail rides.
Yeah, we do mobile trail rides.
That's beautiful.
Would you like to add them?
She spit it out.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, she spit it out. Oh, no. Oh, did I pick?
We're finding out what Lily left.
We're gonna play a game.
You get a choice.
Oh, I'm gonna move it.
Yeah, maybe it's like, maybe the peeling of something or the skin, the texture perhaps?
She just milked it.
Yeah, yeah, it was too sweet.
Did I have the right thing?
Here you go Abby, I should feed her.
Yeah, that's the way to do it.
Good, perfect.
Is this a piece too big, mom?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, are you a theater?
I am eating this up.
I love watching you guys.
You take the apple piece.
Oh good!
Maybe she was just in the mood.
Oh man!
Yes!
Big ch- oh, oh, you got this.
Oh, it stopped- oh!
I gave her too big of a piece I think.
She knows how to cut them up.
She knows how to cut them up.
Okay, I'll let you chew.
Aww, so cute!
When did you get Lily from when she was born?
I got her when she was like six years old.
Six years old?
Yeah.
You've had her for a long time.
I got her from a good friend.
And he used to do cutting horses.
Uh huh.
And he was older and retired and getting all the horses.
Wow.
I got lucky.
I went to church with the right person.
That's so awesome.
Yeah.
Sorry.
No, he was a friend from church.
You can fight it yourself.
She probably will.
She can punch you.
Lovely Lily, my character is going to punch you.
You got this.
Thank you.
She's working on it.
Let me give her a bit.
Wow, so strong.
Big eye.
Yeah.
That's a big eye.
It's so beautiful.
It's so graceful.
Let me snap your arm.
Yeah, let it chew it up a little bit.
She loves the carrot.
We'll have to see it in there.
So cute.
If you...
Yeah, she's a cute.
She's a cute little one.
I got a longhorn too. Y'all like longhorns?
Oh, the big cows?
Oh, wow.
I have two of those.
Oh, hi Lily!
So cute!
Adorable!
They're happy to ride here.
Oh, oh yeah!
Oh, thank you, Mo!
You can sit on the side too.
You got this.
Oh, thank you, thank you!
Oh, you like them there.
Should I make everyone ride the horse
before they're allowed in the party?
You should.
If you don't ride the horse,
I didn't eat the cheese.
It's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna have catering later.
Chinese.
Does the horse have a weight limit?
No.
Oh, perfect.
Not really.
We've had some.
Everyone has to ride the horse.
There's no excuse.
I can't.
I can't.
I think his oil could.
Mm.
He probably.
I don't think that's a problem.
Can you hold my phone, please?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Does the horse have a size or weight limit?
Not really.
I mean, if the person can get on, she can hold it.
Okay.
If she can get on, sometimes.
We have a friend who's very tall.
He's like six foot seven or something.
You've been able to get on.
Yeah, okay.
I was looking right at the voice.
I'll leave it up to the person.
Oh, wow.
So I just...
I'm going to kiss her.
Step on this boy.
No.
Put it here.
Okay.
Maybe I have to go sideways.
Okay.
You're right for it.
Right here.
Yeah, you're right for it.
Can you all help her?
Oh, Emmy, wait, can you help Emmy up?
Yeah.
I'm calling you both Emmy.
Oh, God.
I think I do have to do it sideways.
How do I help her?
I have shorts underneath.
I mean, if you want to straddle, better give shorts.
I do have someone with me.
I'll try the flip.
I'm gonna I'm gonna show the sky beautiful blue sky
Who does Lily's brain
Oh, she's always welcome.
OK, I'll kill her.
Yeah, tell her to come check on me on the front page.
We're going to walk you through.
OK.
Here, we're going to walk you through.
OK, just a minute.
OK, just a minute.
OK.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
I hope I'll be so nice and you do.
You like?
I got the handle back.
I mean, I guess I'm going to do this.
That was amazing.
Oh, thank you for letting me ride you.
You're carrying a bag yourself, man.
Wow.
Yippee!
Giddyup, giddyup.
Follow me.
Aww, so cute.
Are horses colorblind to any color?
Do you know?
They can't be seen black and white.
They see them black and white.
But they can see everybody and they know sound.
Cute!
Yeah, they know if you're angry or mad or sad.
Aww, how cute.
Oh, this is perfect. Oh, I'll take oh
You're gonna do it
She had the carrots, which is yeah, we've had her good and water
and he has it all. He's really good to go. Mo, have you seen those TikToks where they
change the hooves? The horse hooves? I love those videos. Do you do stuff like that too?
I do trim my feet. They're not trimming your fingernails. They're
same there to trim your fingernails. Wow! You just can't go too deep. Right. Just like human.
Yeah, like a mini, uh, I give them pedicabes.
Oh, cute!
Yeah.
Yes!
Horses and humans are quite similar, aren't they?
They are.
Interesting.
Yeah!
Thank you, Abby!
This is awesome!
I just fell in love with it.
I fell in love with it.
Uh-huh.
You know, my kids want me to horse when they were little.
Yeah.
Watch out for them.
We're gonna ride them.
Yes, ride the horse.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get them.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get them.
I'm gonna get them.
I'm gonna get them.
I'm gonna get them.
Yeah.
That's so nice. You're a great dad. That's so sweet.
This is perfect for a year of the horse. Chinese New Year mode.
Thank you. Today is the beautiful horse season.
You're celebrating today. Yes, yes. So it's Emmy's Chinese New Year party.
So this is why this is so perfect and relevant.
Congratulations. I guess we're coming for a bit.
Chinese! Because me and Amy are Chinese.
Is it in the New Year? Yes. Celebrate the New Year.
Are you Chinese too? I might be a small percentage.
Oh, now I'm Vietnamese.
So we celebrate the New Year. The actual date was February?
Yeah, okay.
But it's never too late to celebrate the New Year.
Every day we can celebrate New Year's every day.
Exactly. It's beautiful.
Oh, it's just a taste of them that just occasioned.
I'm a little tired now, so this is what I do.
Oh, I love that!
I got my tired now.
Oh, this is perfect, Mo.
Are you sure? Yes.
Oh, that's the word.
Thank you, Mo. Thank you, Little Leaf.
That was really good.
That was good.
Yeah, this is so fun. They're gonna love it.
They will.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Thank you, Aria!
Happy New Year!
So nice!
I'm good.
Thank you, though.
You can do the set, though.
I've got a job right here.
All right.
The cameraman.
I did it.
Oh, perfect!
We'll have to get everyone to ride the horse.
Yes!
I want you to see all the decorations.
Yes, please!
Were you guys setting up before this?
Mm-hmm.
That is so sweet.
Well, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Oh, that's cool.
Hi, we were just doing the house tour
and then we came up to the farm and saw the horse
was just standing there.
I spawned in.
Yeah, and then we spawned and we were like, oh.
We didn't know the horse was standing there.
You good timing.
Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah, I was, the outside looks amazing.
I mean, that's what it looks like.
Oh, we're going to go to the inside.
The inside looks good.
I mean, I have to go explore.
Wow.
Is that a big wheel?
What the?
I'm not responsible for your face being there.
I don't know what that is.
This is my first time seeing her in this.
This is a common meme, huh?
Wait, I love it!
Did you see what it's called?
Oh, my God.
Wait, she loves it.
Oh!
Oh, there's a little bit of hair!
Wow, it's a little bit of chaos!
Oh, I know. Oh, yes.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
I asked them to give you the time to freeze.
I think the Ives show might need to be raised.
Oh yeah.
So, I love it!
Thank you!
I can't wait to see what the wheels get off the hold tonight.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
It's so, so beautiful.
Yeah, and you can see it's got all the loading rights.
You want them to spin for us, Amy?
Thank you.
Oh, it's kind of delicate.
Oh, he's got a big heart.
Oh, no!
Oh, his head!
Oh, there we go.
You're the horse!
Oh!
The horse!
That was really good.
That was a good spin.
Oh, it's perfect.
Oh my god!
Do you want to open some forky cookies I got from Penny's friends?
Oh, okay.
Forky cookies.
Yeah, I'm happy.
You like forky cookies?
I'm sorry, I don't want to see you guys fortune.
Yes.
Do you have a dress for soccer?
I put it, it's on the stairs in my house.
I texted her.
OK.
Here are three options for you guys.
Pick your lovely fortune.
And I can hold the camera for you.
So come on.
Oh, that's the first one?
Yes.
Oh, is that bad luck if mine's already cracked open?
No.
You're delicate.
Mine says, you have the attitude of a winner.
Mine says, seek out new passions.
What?
I already do that on daily basis.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
The one that I got was like, be gentle to yourself, you're doing just fine.
Oh, that's sweet.
That's a good one, that's a good one.
I almost suspended that, I told you that.
It's like giving us unsolicited advice.
Exactly, exactly.
It's my fortune or it's just my therapy.
I'm one bitch.
I like it, I like it.
Oh, that's cute.
Yeah, sometimes the reportions are crazy.
Oh, I remember there's an outdoor area.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be really cool when the sun's completely out.
But if you want to come see a sneak peek now,
I'm gonna come show you that it's gonna be a war.
We're gonna have performances and stuff.
Of course.
I don't know what the fly was saying.
Cute.
How heavy.
We can't not just try to do it on the floor.
Yeah, we were gonna hang it around, I think,
but we hung it under because we're worried
about wind and rain.
Ooh, that's smart.
This is adorable!
There's gonna be so many for- oh my god!
Oh my god.
I took a banquet home!
It's beautiful!
Wow, I mean I can't wait.
Do you have a spoiler for the food we'll be consuming tonight?
Oh, well, of course it's Chinese food.
Oh, okay. Perfect.
And then, um, the performances are...
Oh, I'll just, oh, I want spoilers.
It'll be a fun night.
Yeah, it's for sure.
Well, thank you. I'm just setting everything up.
Yes.
I love it.
Yeah, so it'll be so fun.
I was thinking, I hope that people are discouraged by the traffic.
But, yeah, the traffic is really bad.
I expected people were gonna be late.
Okay, we'll hold it down until people show up.
We can keep partying all night
I think I'm going to put my tall shoes on so I have wore up.
Beautiful.
My wore up.
Thank you.
Yeah, so I'm going to bring.
Do you think I should leave my hair up or put it down because I kind of-
I want your hair up.
Okay.
Yeah.
We can do half a mat.
I have a tumor half.
I also, I haven't made the red packages yet.
Ooh.
And we have a-
Ooh.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, FB.
Oh, F-A-T-E-S!
Oh, F-A-T-E-S!
Wait, is it gonna be random?
Wait, I'm gonna do the thing.
Do the thing, do the thing, do the thing, do the thing.
Where are you?
Do you wanna go like this?
Wait, do the thing, do the thing.
Whoa!
What's that?
Oh, we're on the wall!
Yeah, pretty good.
There you go, like, wait.
Oh!
Whoa!
Your turn, your turn, I don't know how to do it.
I've never done this before.
I was scared.
How do you do it?
Yes, yes, good money spread, good money spread.
Woo!
I'm a fan.
Oh, um, and then how do you do the, I don't know.
It's not easy.
I just want to know how easy it is.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
Okay, write your turn.
You're right.
Do this.
Money's right.
Don't worry.
I'll clean this later.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
There's a money guy.
Amazing.
Amazing, I know.
Perfect.
So cool.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
No, I got it.
I got it.
I'm already down.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
I brought some of my own too.
So nice.
I have a red card for you guys.
I'm pawing.
Oh my gosh.
Cute.
What?
Oh, you guys.
Can you get your word of a cheat habit?
Yes, he is.
Pick whichever one you want
and feel free to open it.
Who is this?
I don't know, apparently it's a delirium.
Oh, is it a shiny one?
Yeah, yeah, a shiny one, right?
Feel free to pick one.
I don't know if this is called, but he's got so much swag.
I know it's pretty cute.
He's awesome.
Okay, guess take that one of these.
Jimmy!
Oh, the P.T.
Oh, that's so cute.
Feel free to open up the package, guys.
We'll open it up.
Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy T.
Welcome. Did you say hi to the horse?
I saw the horse.
You have to ride the horse before you're caught inside.
Did I say hi?
Oh my God.
You're in.
Oh.
I fell asleep in the Uber, so I'm like...
Good morning Jimmy. Good morning though.
Hi, so where should I put my bag?
Oh, if anyone is doing work, let me put that there.
Go. Thank you.
Wow.
I can't believe you want cards.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
These were a gift from the workers at Bocameyang.
Oh wow, is it sacrilegious if I just peel it like that?
No.
I'm not good at doing stuff.
The back? Middle?
middle. I suck at it. I suck at it, Aria.
I love helpful Aria.
Oh, is the other one nails?
Yeah, I got it.
Thanks, are we up?
Thanks, are we up?
No, it's a bad habit.
So is it like you move one to the back to the front?
I think this one is just...
Okay, okay, yeah, okay.
We'll have Aria go first.
Okay.
Yeah, good if you play the game.
Yeah, it does look cool.
Okay, I'm ready guys, I'm going to get something crazy.
Oh, I think that's the fan.
That's the one.
Oh, it is!
I'm only five?
I know!
Oh my god.
oh my god
but it is the cute lake jade fishy
it's on beam
it's got a big big ash eye
can you use it for chat today?
can't you later?
I can use either
it doesn't matter
I'm gonna try to keep it up
I can get it up here to your right
up on my iPhone
we got broken egg
yes, take some leave
do you like it?
Okay, good, good.
Yes, thank you.
Of course, thank you.
And then, I also got you this.
Oh, oh my God, it's a kitty.
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
We wanted to build the Legos, I hope.
I wanted them to be, and then we have matching cats.
Oh, cute.
Is yours white too?
Yes.
Oh, we'll have matching cats, I hope.
Oh, of course.
Thank you, so thoughtful.
I'm so glad you like it.
I love it, thank you.
Thank you for having us today.
Oh yes, of course.
I'm very excited for you all to see it again.
I have a guppi too, but come on.
Oh, okay.
So nice of you.
Yes, thank you, Emmy.
This is going to be great.
I'm going to make sure to put all those in the side rooms.
Oh, it's coming down here.
Don't worry.
Oh!
I'm going to put all that crap.
You think I'm on, please?
You can't get me to get it.
This is for a record.
I'm going to put all that crap.
The camera's at Tyler's.
The camera man.
Perfect.
Hello.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
He's coming at 7.
Oh, that's not too bad.
Yeah.
We will just get the parkfront up later.
All good.
I need to put all the snacks up.
I already ate one of the bags and chef's been so hungry.
Oh, Q, are these Chinese snacks?
Not all Chinese.
Some of them are Korean or Japanese,
But I don't know if the non-Asians are going to want to eat these.
It's OK.
The Asians will eat it.
I got ingested cakes.
I got the Calbee shrimp chips.
Cute.
I'm going to just list all the good things.
We have the H-E-B All-Charge chips.
I'm going to have to go away.
Hi, Jimmy.
What's up?
Hello.
Am I the first to be here?
You're Emily is technically.
The streamer's always late.
I got the gritsnipo chips, shrimp chips.
I got steak chips, gummy candies.
And then I got pie chews, real ones
know about the high-choose. I didn't think that this would be so cool. Everything else
should basically be ready for the party. This is just like last-minute stuff.
I got more high-choose, but there's no space.
Um, I got these matcha candy things and I got pizza chips and that's one bag of stuff.
And this is the rest and then I have to figure out what we're going to do with all this
cash because I don't it's all different amounts like there's $100 bills
there's $50 bills there's $10 bills and there's one so some people are gonna
get like a hundred dollars
I'm all 100.
Okay, garlic chips.
Um, taro chips.
These are delicious crackers.
Spicy chips.
Uh, peas.
Jelly sticks.
Classic Asian snacks.
The jelly.
And then more high-chairs.
Hello, Jimmy. You can start getting junk if you want.
I don't know what it is for yet.
Don't gotta ask me twice, let's get it.
Yeah, take whatever you want.
Oh, Jimmy, I also have white peach cream puff cakes.
You cannot be the first one to try those if you want.
And I got a pandan cake. It's Asian.
I know it's green, but it's delicious.
I didn't know you knew how to speak big back,
because this is my language.
Well, it's not for one person. You're supposed to slice it, but...
I could one-tap this.
If you want, that's okay if you want to do that.
Fine, I'll share.
You can just eat it like a burrito.
I left that for a few years.
There's a lot of counter space, and I've got egg tarts, because I think Bonnie really
likes these.
Yeah, I'll start with this one.
Oh, thanks, I see.
There's more for packages here.
Wait, Jacob!
Am I supposed to put one bill per envelope in there?
What am I supposed to do with the envelopes?
What are you supposed to do with one?
So, I see that the cash is all different amounts.
So, should it be like...
Oh, yeah. One envelope, or one bill in each envelope.
Okay.
And then please separate them so I know what's in here.
Okay
He said one bill per envelope and then sort them slowly
All the lines, all the flags, all the underings.
Easy enough.
And then these will be for some special guests,
the Pokemon.
Tyler, would you like one?
They're a little surprised.
Thank you so much, I like your dress.
Hi Emily, how are you?
I meant Lily, she's the good one.
She's always on time.
I was so worried at least I was driving for quite a bit.
Yeah, we think everyone's going to be late because the traffic is horrible.
Yeah, I'm not going to say any details, but people might be late.
Wait, did something bad happen?
No, just, you know.
Um, I lift at five.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh no!
So, oh no!
Yeah!
That's okay.
We'll just, oh!
Look at how cute these are.
It's like, there's two.
Good luck!
Is this the one's pile?
Yes.
The one's a pod.
Oh, I also, I bought these ones with the happy, happy budo on them.
Oh!
And then I, these ones aren't red, but I got, here are the horse ones that are
pink.
And there's soccer ones that are purple.
Oh!
Oh!
And then I, these ones aren't red, but I got, here are the horse ones that
are pink.
And then soccer ones that are purple.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
They're soccer ones that are pink.
So cute!
And then we're storing them.
This is the $1 pile, are ya?
Wait, my shoes are backwards.
We're reading it.
Jacob's doing some voodoo magic on the side.
I think it's something that's for the real life.
The real chaos.
Yeah.
It's for the real.
Or is that all the ones?
It's gonna be the one.
The real chaos.
And now, like your hair in the updo.
Oh, thank you.
I kind of don't like that.
Really?
I think it's alchemy.
Yes, you have two flowers and stuff.
You got to bring back your game show.
Oh, chaos.
Really?
Are they going to take an hour?
Yeah, except it's okay.
I don't know about that, I mean.
Why not?
You know.
Baby.
Baby.
That was a fun time.
Oh, here's one, and then five.
Do you ever have a game show that you were hosting?
Well, I had to post Top Streamer for a while.
Well, that wasn't my game show.
Those were the times.
Those were the days, you know?
Those were the days.
This is one, five, and then ten next.
Avoid this column. We give this to Russell.
Oh, yeah, that's one.
This is Russell's column.
That's Russell's pile?
Yes.
I can only have that.
Do you imagine if Russell gets a hundred,
he's never gonna shut up?
I know, he'll be through the roof.
Hi, Elendry!
We're stuffing our packing stuff.
Oh, I did not get the hundred dollars.
Yes!
Maybe you can put a little on.
It's a 10.
I know that's what it is.
Well, Arga, is this one 10?
Yeah.
No, 10.
I mean, can you also fix my hair
whatever you have on?
What do you want me to do with it?
I don't know, I just wanna do it up too as well,
I look like a mom.
Do you want to take one of my little flowers?
No, no, it's okay.
I bought this clip.
Oh, yeah.
It's so cute.
And it's just so tiny.
You have way more hair than this.
You see, I can only fit one finger there.
Like, you have more hair than this.
Put it for your bang.
Okay, how do we do like a half up or something?
Half up.
Yeah, half up.
Keep it.
That's cute.
Is that good?
No, we're good.
I want to have my hair down.
Yeah, you have.
Oh, oh, thank you, everybody.
Jimmy, yeah, you have luscious hair, too!
I'm not gonna go for it again.
I'm not...
Are you good at hair?
I'm not a huge hairstyles person.
Don't worry.
But I think a half up and it's kind of fluffy.
Okay, okay, okay.
I have a hair tie.
I need to try to release the horse.
Yeah! I passed her on my way up.
That's so cool. What are you guys doing?
Um, we're stopping red all the way with, uh,
so that we have a lot of different colors.
Wait, there's more ones in the bottom?
There's more in the bottom?
I think I'm going to get this thing right now.
Oh, sorry.
I have the clothes here.
Yes.
Oh, she's so prepared.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
I know, thank you.
No, I don't think she's prepared.
Are you gonna put it around like a purse?
Oh yeah, I'm like a diaper mom or diaper, it's diaper K mom.
I know, I don't, I mean it has a purse right, the video.
It's very cute.
I don't really care about a purse, is that bad?
No?
Okay.
Are you a backpack girl?
Yes.
I love, I, I, I, I'm not a backpack girl.
I do a backpack or I just need to bring my phone over where and that's it.
But then I can't do chapstick or stuff, you know?
I feel unprepared.
You know what, you know what, you know what.
I'm going to hold up a notice here.
Thank you, thank you.
So, Emmy, do you have a Chinese New Year resolution for this year?
I want to play more games. I want to play every game of the year nominee this year.
Wait, that's so good.
Yeah, what about you?
That's an easy one.
I don't have a lot of big life goals this year.
one of my resolutions is to clean.
Me too!
I'm going to get either a home organizer or a maid this year to help out.
Is that good?
But you know even if you have a maid, they don't do everything.
They don't?
No.
You have to order a cleaning please.
Why?
Because they can't clean messy stuff.
They didn't want to go to the stands about hiring cleaners.
What?
They don't have to clean before they leave.
No, no, no.
You don't have to clean up the organoids.
This is a separate case.
Organize.
You can't have your shit everywhere because they won't know where to put it.
Yeah.
Just hire someone you already know so they won't be scared to go through all your shit.
I got a maid outfit.
Jimmy!
That would be good.
Actually, I got like three.
Well, you're what?
I've got like three maid outfits.
Three maid outfits?
Why so many maid outfits?
They were gifts. They were gifts. I've never won them.
Yeah.
Except that.
Except that.
Four times.
And how much is your cleaning service, Jimmy?
Uh, prices are negotiable, but family discount.
Wow!
Maybe you should hire Jimmy.
Yeah, how about the great?
No, you know, I think we would need a team.
He is. You're right.
I literally had to like leave the house, because you know whenever it gets too messy, you're like, I just gotta get out of the house.
You could hire organizers. I hired these ladies to organize my cosplay calls. They were so nice.
Oh really? Yeah, how did that go?
It was great. It looks great in there now.
Yeah, you maybe even hired an organizer. Then you hired maids after for me.
So the organizers like moved your clothes around?
Well, they were professionals. They like made me buckets and stuff.
Wow, that's so cool.
Also, $50!
Yeah, that's also like all my professional stuff in there.
It's not like my living space, I don't know.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm looking around and following.
And the trivia question, who is on the $50 bill?
Uh, can she be a make-sure?
Yeah.
I don't know who this is.
Oh, god.
George Washington?
Um, I don't think it's George Washington, I'm sure.
But that is a good guess.
He'll just press it and I know.
Ever hit nine?
That's not ever hit.
I mean, is he wears a hat or something?
Yes.
Oh my god, yeah, I think this is Ulysses, right?
$50 for a me
All right, you're doing an amazing job.
Oh, you haven't even seen it.
Oh, it looks really nice.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This is all temporary.
She's got a braid in there.
No, I'm not done yet.
She looks amazing.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, stuffing away.
I'm not eating cornrows.
I'm what the heck?
Oh, go 100.
I need like 100.
Please do not go to Russell, please do not go to Russell, anyone at Leigh Ann?
Are you guys ready?
That's fair.
Thanks for everything.
So what are the, are the game of the year nominees out already?
No, it's like at the end of the year.
I just have to like guess my mom's gonna play a game and then hopefully I just want to like water to the end of the world.
Wait, that's cute!
I think we're doing a pretty great job at it.
Yes, I think we're doing a pretty good job at it.
Oh my God, so talented, it's for the world.
It's just so funny, like, why is it so weird that people are out?
Because I always think about the...
And he's a sake gun this year.
I don't think so.
Oh, good. That one was quite dangerous.
Yeah, the Hibachi was crazy.
It was so fun though. Yeah, it was just...
They were porn sakis in everyone's mouths.
It was very, very funny.
Yes.
Okay, fine.
I mean, I would say so.
Would you guys say that...
Oh no no no.
What?
I mean she's talking shit over here.
Would you say Stan has a big forehead?
No no no no.
I know.
She's like they just keep noticing it.
I did not.
I did not.
He said it.
Oh no, Tromba's already starting.
What the fuck?
I don't know how I got any hair.
You're also saying that I don't look at my hair lines, right?
You're just begging me to show you my forehead.
That's not true.
I know you guys!
I'm trying to tell them that they're insecure about something that's not a real thing.
Says Mrs. Buckin three head over here.
Yeah, they're like, watch out!
This is perfect hairline.
I need to be sensitive about your forehead just because mine is like really, you know, not big at all.
That hair looks great Emily.
Thank you all.
You guys are over-pleasing.
Holy moly.
You're so much better than me.
What?
You think I was mean?
Yes!
I was like, what's the problem?
My head is your smart.
And three is like, you're dumb.
You call me dumb.
No.
No.
Drama!
That's so funny.
You're smart.
But I don't think they know.
I was just saying you had cute patina.
Your forehead.
Thank you.
You're so sweet.
Aww.
Yeah, what the hell?
Wait, Jimmy, do you have a cook's hair line?
Um...
Oh yeah, I was seeing Jimmy's hair line in a long time.
I would say that it's great.
Good! Love that.
Matt, we'd love that for you.
Yes!
I'm so jealous.
You have the hair line, I mean.
Mine's okay.
It's very, very full, very nice.
Very cool.
Who has the worst hair line in our friend group?
Oh, you guys are good actually.
I'm trying to think.
Well, Nick's is uneven.
Well, I feel like Nick's is actually fine.
Really?
Yeah, I was joking about Nick's stuff like, oh my god!
Let's do fashion more basic.
Look at her up there.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hi!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wow!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Hello?
Oh my God!
You look so cute!
You're cute!
I love it!
Thank you.
You look so tiny!
You look so tiny!
It's perfect!
It's perfect!
I need to close it!
It's so cute!
Body team is right!
We're actually almost done!
We're here!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Are you doing any streams?
Um, I guess it's show time.
Oh yeah!
Really?
Cute!
I know, I've got like a little bit of, you know,
in the little corner of this room.
But the mirror looks like it's still very thick.
Oh my God, those are hard to unraveling.
I got a J.C.Y. one.
Oh my God, look at all the things on the door.
Oh, it's like a tree.
Is it out there?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Can't they pick a tube of cork?
Yes!
Open it, there's a surprise inside.
Is it what he?
It smells delicious.
It's money, all right.
Why do you smell so good?
Oh, it's my perfect dick weight.
It's a card pass.
You smell like a phone call.
I'm not sure what you're saying.
It's a good weight.
It's a good weight.
It's a bad thing.
No, it's not.
That's a good thing.
You can't judge who it is.
All right.
It's a good weight.
It's a bad thing.
It's a good weight.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's cute.
It's cute.
Wait, did you guys all say hi to Lily the horse?
No.
No.
Wait, what happened?
The horse is over here.
You can see the horse?
Where's the horse gone?
The horse ran away.
The horse ran away?
The horse ran away.
Where's the horse?
There is no horse.
Is the horse leaving?
I don't think so.
Hold on, I'm only...
I'm a horse.
Oh my God, what a horse!
Where's the horse?
You're a tiger!
I'm a horse.
I got a bomb!
I got a bomb!
I got a bomb!
I got a bomb!
There was a horse!
There was a horse we swear!
I got a horse!
I got a bomb!
I got a bomb!
I got a bomb!
Wait, is the one from one?
Oh, wait!
Wait, okay, hold on.
I got a train.
How does it have a one-body movement?
It's a Chinese hat.
They're all Chinese for Chinese New Year.
A slag?
They're all Chinese.
Oh, sorry.
Look at this.
I love Pokemon.
Yeah, the little scar that will open up.
And then you can
start just like the first one.
Or just the round start.
Do I just rip it or do I need to move it?
No need to move it.
Yeah, perfect.
All right, ready?
Yes.
This is the one.
It's perfect.
Nice.
These are good arts.
I want these arts.
Oh my god, I'm seeing something.
I don't know if you're seeing it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, my god.
Cute.
Cute.
I like these.
These are great cool.
Yay.
I'm glad you like it.
Very good.
Nia, the hair piece whites up.
Oh.
Oh.
Woohoo!
Emily!
Thank you!
Thank you, Emily!
Not your place of fortune.
Yes!
You look so pretty.
So pretty.
Which side should I show you?
Okay, wait.
Look at me!
I'm here.
I am.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I feel like the girls all look so good and then the men are going to go register.
So, do you have a name?
What? What's your name?
I don't know.
This is the closest I have.
I like it.
So, David, what is your life?
It's surrounded by women.
I mean, I'm just like kind of,
I feel like the protector,
you know, the man of the house.
But if you guys have a dress for me,
I will wear it.
I will wear it, brother.
Oh, yeah
Wait, they said to bring in the horseback
Wait guys
Sit down!
Sit down!
Sit down!
Sit down!
Sit down!
There is a horse!
That was crazy!
Here!
Here!
What was that?
There's a horse!
There's a horse!
Oh!
There's a horse!
Wait!
There's a horse!
Have you said hi to him yet?
Yes!
Wait, I gotta get over here.
I'm going to say Bridgerton.
I'm God's to you.
What's Bridgerton?
No shock.
I know Bridgerton.
What is it?
Is that Pikachu?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I don't want to see you.
You don't want to see me.
You don't want to see me.
Wait, is that bad?
We're doing more like.
And GJK, is that bad?
Oh yeah, I don't know if it's good.
Okay, okay, okay, so we'll make that one.
Wait, do you want me to see the most?
Her name is a little girl.
Hi ladies.
Oh my God, he's so cute.
The horse is real!
I told you the horse was real!
I'm not crazy!
Wait, I'm gonna go get the horse.
The horse is real!
Oh my God!
Is that a healer?
Yeah.
So many bluesies.
Oh my God.
Lily, this is Lily and this is Sonny.
Hi Lily.
Lily.
Lily is so small.
Lily is a pony.
She sucked water hard.
She sucked water hard.
She sucked water hard.
They're easy to get on.
And not very far to fall.
She's so sweet. She's just so chill.
Yeah, she's 19 years old.
Wow, you're 19 years old.
Oh my God. 19.
You're just a baby. You're still so young.
She doesn't really like apples.
Does she like Jack and Coat?
Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.
Oh my God.
Hardy Horrors.
She'll take a crotch yet.
Lily, you're so good.
You're so great.
Her shoes are so loud.
Oh, here. Do you want some Lily?
Go crazy. Oh, God, okay.
Oh, wow.
That's amazing.
Would you like more?
Okay, take your time. Don't rush.
Look, you hear that crunch?
Okay.
Just take it probably. Just go crazy.
Just take it.
Would you like to just take it now?
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Bears.
That's amazing.
That's bears moves.
You guys need her to carry her.
Take a carrot.
She doesn't like the apples.
Go, go, go.
She doesn't like the apples.
She spit on them apples.
Oh, you're never like, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Thank you.
You are a messy eater.
She just dropped it everywhere.
She's a shot-naxing.
She's got big peas in there still.
oh thanks melissa for the food
i'm the crown of the world
this is the best he's eaten her ever seen
oh my god a bunch of pieces of this
she's just a girl
she's just a girl
i don't care why than i do bro
i live pretty far from here
i'm here mary
oh oh oh yeah
i'm going to get on the horse
you want some?
You are a slow eater. Oh my gosh.
She's a skinny legend. She's taking her time.
Oh, okay.
Oh, they're good? What?
Oh, shit.
India! Into the sunset we go.
Sonia, you gotta ride the horse.
I would have looked.
Santa's going to ride the horse!
Yeah! Santa's going to ride the horse!
That's so cute.
Hi.
Oh, Jimmy, go ahead.
Do you want a ride?
Sure.
Have more.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how.
Right.
I love Melissa.
Yeah.
Jimmy, have more.
I'll give you any.
I'll give you any.
I'll give you any.
I'll give you any.
Yeah.
He said Zoyle could ride the horse but he hasn't met Zoyle so I don't know.
I said we have a friend who's really tall like six six six seven or so.
He's literally right coming down the.
I think so.
I think we got the wrong one.
Well it's red at least.
Yeah it is red.
Yeah at least it's red.
Oh shit.
Oh shit he's going.
Yeah.
Go again.
He needs to go again.
I'll give him a chance.
All right go again.
Do you know how to do it?
No, not this way.
Hello.
Hi, Lili.
She just likes you guys.
Hi.
She's a girl's girl.
Are you still chewing on the last carrot?
I took my shoes off.
Do you want this?
I took my shoes off.
I got my crotch.
That's a good crotch.
Hi.
So nice.
Oh, is it Senna's turn?
I'll go.
Yeah, Senna, ride the horse!
Wait, I think my shoe is off.
Ride the horse!
Did you sit sideways?
No, I didn't sit sideways.
I mean, I'll probably be fine.
Yeah, I think I'll be fine.
The dress is long enough.
Yeah, I think I'll be fine.
I think I'll be fine.
Hi, guys!
Yo, what are you guys doing?
Oh, may I ride Lily if it's okay?
You will.
Okay.
Let's go step out.
Where do I step?
Yeah, so put your shoes on.
I'll go.
Yeah, I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
But this foot here?
Okay.
And then big swing over with the other leg.
Swing here.
Oh no!
That was a natural.
Okay, wait a minute.
My dress is a little stuck.
I'll put you here.
Oh my god.
It's stuck.
Cool jacket.
There you go.
Oh my gosh, it's so small.
This is the only dress you've ever had.
I haven't here, buddy.
Emily told me it was okay.
Oh my god.
Damn, Ronie, nice dress.
Thank you.
Is that your paint?
Am I in trouble for wearing this?
No, no, no.
That's it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh no, that's not right.
Thank you.
Oh, hello.
How can you Chinese Luda New Year?
Yeah, well it's already over. We're still ready.
What do you mean it's already over?
It was in February, we're a little bit late, because everyone is so busy.
But it's ok, it's still New Year.
Ok.
Are you going to ride on us?
Sit down!
Oh my God.
This is so cool.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
He said you can't.
He said you could.
Now, where's your bag?
Where's your bag?
It's the only one I have.
Where's the way to your bag?
Run, Seema.
Fuck with us.
That's it.
That's it.
That's all I've done.
What I have, bro.
Seema!
Seema!
Hello!
Seema!
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Were that good?
You did all that.
Oh, how do I...
Hi, Marie!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
I didn't check to see if I'm covered up the good
Okay
I would I don't want to kick her cuz I don't want her to take off for anything
She's beautiful
This is so great. I think it's still like way more girls than guys, but is anyone company
Oh he's gonna ride the horn!
I wanna go!
Oh, I want to start.
So cute.
I don't know if I will.
Check it out.
Yeah, that's awesome.
You can put the camera up there.
Emily!
Hold on.
Be careful of this.
Your dress.
The leg looks so good.
Keeper can't see back here though, so you don't like that?
Okay, we're ready.
You good?
Yeah.
Come on.
Hi!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
I told Jacob about Jacob and he was like, oh, I don't think I took an idea.
He didn't want the horse.
And then Melissa was like, I bought a horse just to tell Jacob.
I mean, sorry, Jacob.
Jacob is kind of bald, so I'm not going to lie.
Come on, I'm going fast.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
That was a good crunch!
She literally just ran back in for care.
So cute!
Really? You want to go?
Sure! I'll go!
Be careful. One of your arms is injured.
That's what scares me a little.
You can stand on your side.
You can just go all the way.
If I was through the winter.
It's split on both sides.
You don't have to worry about it.
Yeah, put it at the winter house.
I think it's...
I feel like it would be fun, it would be fun.
Try to try it.
I'm there, I should go the other side though.
Sunny.
Oh, I tried.
I know, it's hard.
I don't know how to wear this, I said dress though.
Okay.
Okay, I pray it'll, I don't know if I should sit sideways.
Um, to be safe, maybe, uh, well, it's probably fine, up to you, whatever your
comfort.
She's so sweet.
Oh, you look amazing.
Oh, do you want a photo?
Oh, I've tried.
Oh, my God.
I feel so tall.
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I think we don't have the horse for much longer though.
So everyone arriving late is not going to get to ride the horse.
Well, that's their problem.
That's their problem.
Let's oil go on our way.
Yeah, I think oil should be fine.
Yeah.
I don't even know what a long horn is.
No, what is it called?
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh, a cow.
Oh a cow, okay. You ride a cow? You're gonna ride a cow?
I can't take it.
What?
I should ride it like that.
I can't find mine.
I tried.
I went on night mode and it was like, and it was like turns and I was like, I can't.
It's okay.
I'm so cute.
Oh
Okay, I'll try it
Okay, I'm gonna make a video
Okay
How do I how do I afford to open your camera? I don't know this phone. Oh, oh, thank you
Um
There you go. So how do I aboard this ride?
This is the only thing I need.
Put your left foot here.
Oh, okay.
And you pull here, and I'm going to look at you.
No, I was supposed to go with socks, right?
Oh my god.
Um, my dress?
Who are we going to today?
Can I princess ride it?
Okay.
Can you help?
Baby, okay.
I got it in the mail.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll see you.
I may have okay oh no I I don't okay very yeah just make sure the camera doesn't
go to the skirt you know maybe we should not okay but I have one hand I scared how
How about I just sit here, I'll just sit and look pretty, yeah.
Can I pet or am I going to like pet?
Okay, I didn't know if it's going to set off.
She's so happy.
Cute.
Yeah, see people.
How old?
Do we know how old she is?
18. The 19. 19? 18. Almost enough to drink. Thank you, Tyler.
I think she's a old bag. Cute. I would love to ride it on my
skirt. Yeah, you don't have to ride it. Your skirt's too short.
Hi, Lily. No one's sending you to the glue factory.
Oh, yeah, she's all dressed up. She's got red braids, red outfit.
That's so cute.
We should have given her a glow-in-the-dark lantern, too.
So cute.
I shall.
Are you alright?
Yes, I am ready to...
Maybe I'll do what she did and just go on her, but maybe not.
We'll see how I feel.
I may need help.
Here. Do you want to just...
Cut!
I just need to get that foot.
Sorry. What do you need? I don't know.
Oh, okay. You got it.
Good job!
I just want to scare the horse.
Alright. Thank you!
You made a video and I took tons of pictures.
Thank you.
And you don't want to say anything?
Yes, yes.
Take a picture, please.
Did you put your right foot?
Thank you.
Sorry.
Are you going to ride, or are you just sitting there?
No, I'm just sitting there, I think.
Do you need help?
No, I got it.
She told me she wasn't going to ride.
No.
You know how to do that.
Well, I knew that.
She overcame her fears.
You got this.
Can I?
Is this going to come off if I pull on it?
No.
No.
I'm not going to put you there.
Yay.
There you go.
Yeah.
Okay, so when I was young I did a horse riding class and the horse that they put me on kind
of like took off with me and I've been very scared of horses ever since.
Okay, well I'm right here for you.
Yeah.
Are you with your horse?
She's so nice.
I think I could do a little walk just slowly, yeah.
We're going to town?
18 or 19, I forget, somewhere in it.
Who had her back in the neighborhood?
The kid rotor, kid kit, grand camper wagon.
I'm such a sister.
Yeah, we ride her.
We ride her.
Oh, thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I hope that helps you.
Yes, it did.
Thank you so much.
OK.
All right.
You know how to get up, right?
I'm guessing the same way I got in.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Have a good night.
You too.
Thanks.
It was very hard, but I tried.
I'm not telling you.
Oh, hello!
Oops!
Hi chat!
Oh my God, there's a mosquito.
Shit!
Yeah, that's what's about a lady.
How about a lady?
If not, do me my stream and I want her to do it, even though she said she was
going to do it.
No, I'm sorry.
You're welcome.
Have a good night.
You too.
Thanks.
It was very hard, but I tried.
I'm not telling you.
Oh, hello!
Oops!
Hi chat!
No, I'm sorry.
Like, I'm not.
I've been doing this for a while.
Yeah?
I have an allergic sinus infection since December.
It keeps flowing on my body.
You can check my phone.
Would you have that hallucination
where you smoke poop?
No.
No?
What?
No, no, no.
No, no.
Because Emily got me sick.
And Loki, you did too, because you were sniffling.
It's allergies.
It was allergies.
Oh, no.
One, two, three, cheese.
Cheese.
Yeah, I was going to go back to school, but I was like,
here, yeah, and then I went away.
And then I said, you're like, I mean, I'm so bad.
Are you going to ride or are you just saying?
I do want to.
You want to?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Yay.
I'm going crazy tonight.
I mean, hopefully she doesn't rip her dress or something.
I feel like she got up there okay.
You gonna ride?
I've never ridden a horse in my life.
She hasn't either.
Oh really?
Yeah.
I mean, if she's strong enough.
Yeah, yeah.
How long have you had her?
About a year.
Wow.
I don't know, they're asshole, but since she was a baby.
Oh, I can't hear this one.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's crazy.
Mark is just teaching me the lingo, you know?
Yeah, because she doesn't know what pussy is,
so I'm like, it's boy pussy.
And she's like, no.
Listen, back in my day, boy pussy
was a different kind of boy pussy.
Now you guys think the boy pussy is that butt,
but the boy pussy in my time was when the boys put
Like when they tuck things in.
Yes.
Yes.
I mean, I'm tucking right here.
I'm sorry, I mean.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Don't have to try to get you.
No one can tell I'm tucking right now.
I'm kind of good at tucking.
Thank God.
Not sponsored.
My own pocket.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I just wanted to say my friends.
Oh, have you seen Inside Yet?
No, I don't know.
I think I've seen like just a little bit,
because I've put myself away.
The decorations are all in the backyard.
I want to show you.
In the backyard?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to be on the tour.
Did you have a shoulder?
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
Oh, it's dark now, so it'll look cooler in the night.
Can we go to the slide?
Oh, the pool's over there, too.
She reached out for my walkies, but I don't want to walk you.
I have this so weird, though, having a purse or anything.
I feel weird.
I just have, I'm so congested.
Sakura, I'm going to get you sick.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm just kidding.
I'm glad I'm with you.
I love you so much.
I do.
I would love to be with some of you, even if you say I'd actually stay here.
Hey, my birthday.
What's your birthday?
It's my birthday month!
My birthday is on the 24th.
Happy birthday!
What's your astrology song?
Aries!
Fire!
Why the fuck you say Aries?
I should be getting that.
This is so cute!
I think it's on your party.
Okay, I'll come.
You should make it like a color theme or something.
Pink.
I love pink.
We're gonna eat out here, and then there's gonna be performances.
My brother and my dad are tigers.
Guess what I am?
I found this to be obvious.
Chicken.
I'm a goat.
Really good luck this year.
Really?
I see the dogs everyone look at.
They're so good.
The dogs.
Who are you?
The one.
You have a dog in here.
I got my dog in here.
You have a dog in here.
Super compatible.
And you said I'm a chicken?
Who said I'm a chicken?
You said I'm a chicken?
I was just guessing.
I don't know.
I really like chickens.
What are even chickens?
Yeah.
Like what's like the first time?
I just like chicken.
Oh, you like chicken so you like chicken?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
That was a compliment.
It's all good though.
Look at me!
I've hired people to do it for you guys.
This is so nice.
So we're just going to be sitting down and looking at performances and stuff?
Yes, yes.
We're all going to be watching, and we're going to have catering and stuff.
When is it going to happen?
Like, what time?
I thought it was going to be soon, but I think that they knew that people were going to be late.
Yeah.
So maybe like 30 minutes or something.
Ooh, I'm excited.
I can just in time.
Yeah, I think that.
Bro, this Airbnb is crazy.
It's every night.
And even the art is in town.
Oh, you came to tell me!
You're the only one!
Wait! My mom!
You flew her out!
Oh no!
I'm hers for the week!
Ewww!
Wait, is this Yuri?
Am I supposed to be Yuri or not?
This is so pretty!
It is!
Damn, I mean, what the heck?
I mean, oh my god!
You guys like it!
Yeah, I love it!
It's for you guys!
This is so pretty!
This is beautiful!
When everyone's here, we'll do the catering.
There's food?
We're going to have dinner!
Of course, it's Chinese meals!
Sina, I took one of the whole loaf of your bread.
Can I have a little bath?
The bread loaf was missing.
I come upstairs, I go,
Damn, all three of the girls,
the hardest to cura and bonnie was loving it.
I go on Twitter,
And you close to the thing, can you eat five slices?
I wrote in my whole friend chat that I, since I woke up,
I ate five slices instead of bread.
That was an hour and a half after I woke up.
Right, but then I saw another clip of you four hours later,
and it said you ate nine slices in a day.
I did, and I didn't finish the loaf.
The loaf is like, it's like 16 slices,
so I still have a few more to go.
It's still in your room though.
I know I'm a new man.
Do you want me to make you your own personal one?
I don't even have your personal one.
At least you like it.
I mean, do you have any more?
Well, well, I wouldn't have taken the whole loaf,
but there's like another one, too.
There are two.
Yeah, there are more loaves.
There was more.
So you're not being stingy.
Yeah, so I didn't steal it.
No.
Yeah.
I knew I was like, I don't want it to go to waste.
I won't eat the whole loaf.
I eat plain raw bread.
Yeah, I did.
I don't even put water on it or anything.
I did have people message me, and they go,
is she even eating it with anything?
And I said, no.
I think she's just eating just the bread.
Well, this was like years ago, so, you know, it's,
I'm not being performative just because I like your bread.
I used to get whole loaves of bread from H.E.B.
and I would take it out and go,
and they'd be like, are you just eating straight bread?
I'm like, yeah, I love bread.
You would eat just bread?
Okay, so I can't judge them because I eat just cheese.
So what are our ancestors do?
They just eat bread.
Oh, mine, I doesn't have an ancestry reason.
I was just being fat, but like, I just like cheese.
So I like, but I'm respect, respect.
I also like cheese.
OK, OK, well, there you go.
And I love your bread, Senna.
Your bread is so delicious.
I feel bad for the people who can never try it.
Wait, are you not?
Oh, you're not saying a house.
She's staying here.
But you're here.
But you're here, though, right?
Yeah, we're going to hang out tomorrow.
Yeah, I can't.
There's some in the house, so if you come over, help yourself.
And I'll make more tomorrow, too.
Yay!
Have you tried that, Senna?
Dry cheddar powder?
No.
Wait, no, no, no.
I got to put you off.
Powder?
It's the same shit.
Yeah, you could buy it in bulk from Amazon.
And I pour it, yeah, it's powdered.
Wait, is this a safe space?
Yeah.
OK, I used to go into the mac and cheese
because they're just the craft ones.
And I would open up the packets,
and I would just eat the mac and cheese
because I didn't want the carbs of the noodles,
but I just wanted to taste the cheese.
So I'm going to turn into cheese with your saliva.
Wait.
So the cheese is safe.
Oh, is this not a safe space?
It's safe.
No, you're safe.
We can judge you in this space.
OK, I'm going to leave this space.
You guys go ahead.
Did you think she eats just the powder?
Yeah, she said she would just eat the powder and then would mix with her spit to become a cheese.
Oh wow, she's actually running away.
That's kind of metal.
I know, I respect it.
I'm going to try that one day, but then I can imagine someone going like, you know,
it's so dry.
I respect it.
Did you know that it's actually illegal in some countries?
What is?
That powder cheese.
That's...
I love that powder cheese.
Me too, but there's something in it.
Wait Rosie, what are you doing?
What are you doing Rosie?
What are you doing?
I'm going to go over that store.
Did you make them last time?
No, I didn't at all.
I didn't touch it.
I did not touch it.
They just seemed shiny.
I was having a look at them.
Do you know what those are?
Envelope.
It's probably the money.
Yeah, why are you grabbing all of them?
I was having a look.
I thought it was a prop.
Like the Beast Games.
Yeah, Beast Games.
Beast Games.
This is a prop.
I think all the people here are really cool.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
We're talking about how excited they are for the performances and everything.
I don't know, but those are so cool.
I don't know.
It looks great!
I'm very honored!
Thank you!
The face?
Huh?
It's my smug face!
I know you have a female nose!
Is that a 17 year old?
That's a 17 year old!
That's a smug face!
That's so funny!
That's so funny!
That's a smug face!
That's so funny!
Excellent smell, like so good.
Wow, amazing.
Don't worry, I'm stopping everyone's location and they are in fact on the way.
Okay, great. They have made it onto the airfield.
I wasn't worried. I was like, if they're too late, we're just gonna eat without them.
Really? I mean, that's fair.
But, can you have everyone's location?
I have a lot of people in here.
I have an answering. I can't stop people.
I mean, I don't really think about them.
I've never learned my friends right now.
I think they're my own.
Is that the people who just do that now?
I check like once a day.
Everyone's like, I'm like, how are they doing right now?
But that basically is, I can go on Snapchat,
because Snapchat has that feature.
But I don't use Snapchat anymore.
Does everyone use that?
I use it.
Of course, I use Snapchat.
Me?
Do you still use it?
Or like social stuff?
Do you use stock people's location on Snapchat?
No, I only use it to post.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I see the monetize on it.
Yeah, I heard Snapchat's kind of where the means bees are, you know, means bees.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
But that's what you want to get on.
Snapchat?
Why don't you just post anything?
That's true.
And will you do a Snapchat?
What do I do with Snapchat?
Yeah.
Whenever I think of Snapchat, I think of Facebook.
Like, do people still use Snapchat?
Well, actually, they were really surprising.
Yeah.
That's just still like, testing stuff like that.
Wow.
I don't use Snapchat like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll just use the girls' like, shows.
Yeah.
That's what they're supposed to do.
That's fair.
And now we're not having to get on the Snapchat grind.
Oh, Lily is leaving.
The horse is gone.
What?
Bye, Lily.
Yeah, bye, Lily.
Yeah, Lily was great.
We love you, Lily.
Don't lie.
It was pretty good being early, I'm at London.
I can see a million old fun stuff.
It was really enjoyable.
I'm looking at my wall.
I'm looking away.
I'm waiting for everyone to look respect me too.
I'm really glad.
I don't want you guys to get up.
Oh, I'm already up.
I don't feel awesome.
Thank you so much, Emily. You both look so cute.
Wow, so many girls are here.
I was watching her and I was like,
oh, they have a horse out there.
I was like, what is he doing?
I'm scared of the horse.
I'm scared of the horse.
They're randomly going to be like,
She was so nice. She was very sweet.
Now she was great. She was so pointy.
Oh this is Ari guys. Hello everybody. Hi.
Do you know what's on the symbols on the
You get a red package which can have anywhere from a dollar to a hundred
It's a surprise to me, right though?
No, she didn't. I actually don't know why her face is on the wheel, but it looks great.
She looks great.
But it makes me sassy over it. It makes me think that it's going to be trouble.
You know?
Where could I eat?
Maybe over there.
Yeah, like I don't know.
What's this thing?
There's a what thing.
A big bone?
Where?
A big bone.
He's going for it!
This is the best.
Where?
Where's it going?
Oh God.
It's really big.
Oh, it's going.
Oh God.
It was flying right there.
Oh God.
It was flying right there.
Oh God.
It was flying right there.
Oh God.
It was flying right there.
What?
It was flying right there.
Hopefully it's flying over here.
What happened?
Like this?
Yeah, like this?
Like this.
What's this?
Yes, it was like flapping around.
Was that a cicada?
It was a roach.
I don't know if it's flying.
Can roaches fly here?
I don't think so.
Can roaches fly?
It was brown.
It might have been a roach.
Oh my.
Oh no.
I'm gonna stick it out.
Maybe it's a loud roach, I think.
Maybe it's not.
They said roaches can fly.
There's no yell.
There's a roach here.
Okay, it's fine.
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
I'll put my big bro fans on.
hands on it'll be fine yeah I'm sure I'm sure it's
these I love it I'm sorry Maya I mean turtles I look at Asian markets these
These are, these are good.
We need to do an H-mart trip.
They're really good.
Very tasty.
Oh no.
Are you guys drinking some of it?
Are you guys drinkin'?
If you do, I'll have a little bit.
A little bit?
Mmm.
That's amazing.
It's a little bit!
It is, but I don't want to get super drunk.
For what?
What are you going to be tomorrow?
What do you have more?
Nothing.
My shriek?
Oh!
I don't know the, I don't know these cells don't leak.
Ferris.
Ferris.
Ferris.
Ferris.
We have it.
How do I shock you guys in here?
I don't know.
You're my mic.
You wanna go to bed?
I don't think I can fit in the buns.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm down for that.
My oldest is getting out of this one.
No.
You have to do it the other way.
It's awesome.
Is it up here for sure as life?
You have to do it with us.
Okay.
Do we do it now?
Um, you have to call everyone for shots.
My voice is too quiet.
Go shots.
I don't want to...
Guys!
Shots!
You're doing great.
I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
That was good.
Shots?
Shots anyone?
Shot?
I'm only the pro, I say.
Shots anybody?
Forkinoa shots?
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
That was perfect.
That was perfect.
We're doing it! Go ahead!
We did the shot!
You know, these are the crows.
Don't worry, I'm gonna have these.
I'm gonna be the speaker.
I thought those, if you want some, please eat some.
These are so good.
I like the bin bin.
They're good.
What shot are we taking?
Bob cut to G?
Bob cut to reporting for duty!
Reporting for duty!
Do you think vodka or vodka would be mine?
Okay, let's do tea, though.
I guess.
I think I have a good turtle.
Mori, do you want?
Yes.
How much?
How much do you think I deserve?
Only what you think I deserve, I mean.
Okay, okay.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's a lot, but I'll take it.
I'm not gonna lie to you today. You got I'm gonna get fucked up. Okay. I need to
Do you want one Jimmy? Yes. Okay
Damn! I'll take a little sheen name quite a lot.
Like I was going!
I was going!
You have done? I'm okay. I'll just drink Sprite.
Emily's a lot of skin, but not me. Yes!
Yes, enjoy that eye, boy!
I'll do my Sprite.
Okay, I'll give you a small hug.
Thank you so much.
I love warm hands.
You guys look all beautiful.
What is it?
Can I get a Qingdai Kuala?
What?
What is that?
Qingdai Kuala.
Qingdai Kuala?
Qingmen Kuala.
Wait, wait, wait.
We should wait for them.
We should wait.
I walked by my Santa outfit in my closet.
I was like, I was like, surely not like,
I was like, I'm definitely not wearing a Santa outfit.
That'd be so weird.
That'd be so weird.
You have to go over there.
Yeah, we'll go over there.
That'd be so weird.
She's so cute.
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
Chalice!
I lost my cup.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I lost my cup.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sharks?
Sharks?
Sharks?
That's not the word.
I don't like sharks.
Sharks?
Sharks?
Yeah.
W sharks?
W sharks.
W sharks.
Here.
Cheers!
You are all alcoholics, you are all disgusting alcoholics.
What is the book?
Oh, that was good.
What is with Americans in drinking being a part of the East Coast?
Section 9.
Americans in drinking being a part of the Coast.
It's not like all shillings, dude.
Our Gen Z doesn't even drink anymore.
It's Gen Z.
Oh.
Look.
Mmm.
Oh, that was disgusting.
That was terrible.
Oh those sort of jelly things.
You tear the plump off and then you like suck it out.
You should have a bite.
No those ones, no.
You can fill it in.
You can fill it in.
Big bite.
There's one more.
There's something.
Each one likes you.
Oh likes you.
No.
What are you eating? What is that?
Look I'll have this.
What is that?
Sea the fuck sea.
Oh who's that?
Sea the fuck sea?
How's that?
Mmmmm.
Oh, oh, oh.
What's that?
Trone of O's, right?
It was a pie.
I fucking love Simon.
It's jelly.
Ha ha ha.
Like squeeze it in and suck on.
That's a gas.
That's good. What is the color of that?
It's greener than yellow.
It's greener than yellow.
The Jacob's going to go pick up the catering, so we're going to get to eat soon.
I'm going to show her all of my things.
Wow, it's a stay-in-out!
Oh my God!
I'm sorry!
What the heck?
I like your dress. I like your party.
Thank you. I like your dress and I like your hair.
Oh, thank you.
Thanks for coming to my party.
Did you like the worst?
My worst? Yes.
I thought the worst was going to be real good.
It was funny, I wrote it on her and she like started running, running?
She was just running fast from Karen.
Yes, she was a good four. She's gone. She left us.
Do you have lots of plant-based parties?
Yes, we have two performances planned.
And we have the wheel. And we have the food.
The food is so good.
Oh, pizza!
Pizza! Yeah, we're getting pizza!
We're getting Taco Bells!
Yeah, we're getting... Oh shit, Sears here!
This is so great!
Oh, hello! Thank you so much for coming!
Oh, wow!
Oh, baby, what up?
Wow, you guys are great.
I was trying to find a fit like this.
I could have find one.
That's awesome.
Thank you.
I actually hate this, but I think it looks cool.
I don't know, I'm probably never going to wear it again.
I bought it for this.
Wait, can you show me on the back on this?
Rockstar.
All boxer or where should we go?
Skinned Elmo.
Elmo time!
Yo, what does Elmo look like skinned?
Well, I like Chewbacca.
With no fur.
He looks like a fucking chicken.
Like a rooster.
What red rooster do you know?
A rooster's red?
Well, I went out and bought this to get.
I was having some fun.
I love it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Ma.
You look swag.
Thank you, thank you.
Also, what have I missed so far?
You missed the horse.
You missed the horse?
He left?
I'm going to go to stop him.
He's gone.
Horse, don't!
Horse, stop!
He fed her five carrots and now she's gone.
Really?
The horse is gone.
The horse is gone.
I'm not even going to ask you this one.
Yeah, Ma, I'm sorry.
You missed the horse.
Dang it.
Yeah.
All right, well, I'm depressed now.
I guess I'll go.
No, no, we are going to have other stuff.
And E, I'm not joking.
So, I don't have a grocery.
We're just gossiping about how there is money in the envelopes
and that they're going to steal it all.
And I told them there's no doubt.
No!
Can you help me move the envelopes,
because I don't trust them.
We just money-gave them.
I'll move them, I'll move them.
I'll move them.
I'll move them.
No, no, that's your car!
No.
We're all in the same car.
We're in the same car!
Where'd they go?
Where'd the envelopes go?
There was like $5,000 in those.
Wait, I'm sure it was me.
What do I do?
I'm sure like Jacob took them.
Jacob, right?
It's right there, surely.
He's like, he's pretty good.
Mmm, he looks really good, see?
He's a bug on the light.
But also, I mean, if he didn't take the new problem,
that they're missing tests through the bug house.
Yeah, he's gonna have a panic attack.
Maybe I shouldn't say anything.
But what if someone stole the $5,000?
I accepted that present, so who else would've been with me?
Where are they? I should talk to them.
Oh, shit!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Can I put these on?
Yes, thank you!
What's your name?
Mia!
Hi!
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Oh, thank you so much!
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm the chief of the team.
I met you briefly at the beach club.
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
Oh, thank you for coming.
I can put it for you actually.
We have some snacks on the table.
We have oranges for the party.
Oranges for people.
Thank you for buying us sand.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We're pretty good.
Oh cool, you made them pay you for the Uber?
I did.
That's kind of a sell shit.
Let's go!
What the heck?
Oh, thanks for coming.
Oh, thank you for having me.
Oh, horsey.
Oh, horsey.
Oh wow, thank you.
That's so cool.
Happy new year.
Thanks guys for coming here.
Welcome.
the people over here and we'll eat outside soon.
What the hell is this?
You know, I feel like this is the first event I've had where there's like two women for
every one man.
So, I'm still allowed to go to all this American food.
Yeah, I figured not everyone's going to want to eat this, but I guess you should.
Did you notice that there's a lot of girls here?
Yeah.
My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
Yeah, that's kinda hard.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Do you like my traditional red ring in the air?
Yeah, I love the football coach.
I love him.
Very nice.
I'm bringing American football to China.
Oh, amazing.
Yeah, we're gonna be the Chinese football league.
We're not even going to coach them.
Yeah, the CFL is what it's gonna be called.
We're in the first year.
Why is football not in the Olympics?
Is it because it's not a real sport?
Something Olympics goes to America
would blow the hell out of everybody
but we're not blowing them.
Blow them out of the water.
But they could.
That's something in the Olympics.
That's flag football.
Next Olympics. They're doing American flag football.
Really?
America's going to blow it right now.
They're going to blow it right now.
Amazing.
That was awesome.
The number one Paladin.
There you go.
Looking good.
Am I reading?
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'm currently rank one in highs.
I'm glad you're three's.
I'm glad you're two's.
Number one Paladin in the world, everybody.
Is that really true?
Your number one Paladin?
Wow.
Wow.
I'm so sorry.
Damn, I got cool enough for him.
Yeah, please.
Take him out.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm so sorry.
Damn, I got cool enough for him.
Yeah, please.
Take him out.
Wow.
Oh my god, this ego went to his head.
No, it's been there.
Here's the thing, sometimes people always say, like, oh, dude, I think you've been there before.
You know, I think you've been there before.
And I say, no, that's done.
Is what you actually do?
You act like you've always been there.
Uh, lessons from us fans.
Amazing.
Yo.
Well, what do you think of my party supporters?
I think these are stale.
Oh, I didn't buy those, but I'm sorry.
Can I interest you in an ancient ship?
Like a pizza ship perhaps?
Why are you moving upside down?
It's easier to open from the bottom.
Okay.
I don't care. It's what you're trying.
What do you do? Why?
It's so much easier to open from the bottom.
That's a little banana.
Okay, here it is.
What?
Bird.
That is good.
Yeah?
Hope.
I want you to try one of the Asian jellies.
This is like a classic Asian snack.
You gotta get you a light she wants.
They already eat them all.
Okay, so you tear it open and then you like suck it out.
Jelly choice.
Do you like jelly?
Yes, we do.
I don't like the texture.
Oh, is this jelly?
I don't like jelly.
It's very, very good.
It's pretty good.
Actually, what is, what is light?
It's light.
It's light.
It's light.
It's light.
It's light.
what is what is the white sheet it's an Asian fruit
oh absolutely I didn't know it but I did
so what's this
oh these are the jelly sticks
why do you have to turn around to open it
you're just showing your ass to the other person
yeah I know I'm trying to
Let's kick it away. I love you
Should I open this one?
Come on.
I'll pull from the bottom.
Uh, can you go get a pair of glasses?
Maybe, maybe I do.
Oh!
So much easier.
At least take a little bit.
Yeah!
Try that.
Oh!
Oh!
You're sweet.
You're sweet?
That's how it works.
Uh, speak.
Oh, I'm supposed to.
Is that right?
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
I'm supposed to.
It tastes like pepper.
It's not good.
It's good.
It's like a jelly stick.
It's like a jelly stick.
I'm tired of coffee.
Don't let me wear this jacket.
You're gonna eat this?
Yeah, I am.
Don't look over your head.
Come on.
Why do you need scissors or something?
I don't need scissors, I can do it on my own.
Okay my bad
It's really good. It's the same as ours.
Yeah, they're... they look really...
Oh, you should try those.
Watch my dance.
It costs...
uh, two... three hundred...
I think that's a good point.
I think that's a good point.
It's a good point.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ah!
Oh my God!
Potato!
Potato!
I've spent the season on the horrors!
Oh.
Oh, it's so bad!
You spit it out, spit it out!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I guess like really good at it.
I'm gonna eat this.
It's a good orange.
That's a good orange.
That's a good orange.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you guys for trying the chocolate pie.
Chocolate pie.
This is a green tea cocoa pie.
It's really good.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Oh, big bang. Good job.
Amazing.
Can I take the camera with you?
I'll take a picture with you.
Good.
I'll take the camera with Eshan for a little bit.
He's going to take care of you guys.
I'll be right back.
Okay, good. But I refuse to read you.
Because I don't want to take my hands on my phone.
Good.
It's not one.
It's not one.
It's not one.
So, is it Korean?
So, it's a lunar new year and all of Asia celebrates the new year.
But in Korea, it's really gorgeous
All like a sign of like fertility.
Oh, you're a child.
But if you want one, you can put like a photo of it.
There's what's in it.
You don't feel it. You just bite it? Yeah, seriously. But is this the first bite?
Because like, it's cracking open a new year. But then you can...
So you're just cracking it open? Yeah, so you bite into it,
and that's how you crack it open, it's like you're busting it, like busting down the doors.
Yeah. I'm ready to bust it open.
Should we then quiet it off?
That's pretty good.
I'm sorry, Doc.
Yeah, I'll just chew it.
You'll have to actually chew it.
Yeah, that kid said it didn't taste very good if you chewed it.
Yeah.
But then you get it like normal.
So, type one and type one and type your age.
That's cool!
There's so many of them guys!
There's so many of them guys!
Oh my God!
There's a lot of Asians in the jazz!
I'm gonna have a simp because I don't have my phone here!
So this is like fertility, like freshness.
Yes.
I'm gonna have a white buck cream cake.
It's like green cake. It's like, uh, it's, you know, it's, it's not...
You're a boxer? Huh? Are you a boxer?
Kind of. It's kind of maybe warm.
It's like, it's like, abundance.
Abundance.
Like, you want to have, like, an abundant year where you can, you know, like, flourish.
So we're, we're fertile.
So you said, fertility?
Fertile abundance.
Fertile abundance.
I don't think this has anything to do with LunarEar.
I think the Pfizer Pfizer just there.
It's like, why not?
Why not?
It makes up with egg tarts.
So egg tarts are the tarts that are sour.
I guess something bad might happen this year,
but you can make the most of that.
as long as you withstand the sour of the bad vibes.
Right.
Then you'll be able to overcome it,
and you'll have a good year.
They were talking earlier,
who do you think has the worst hair line in our friend group?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Low key?
I was thinking, man.
You think it's that bad?
It's mixed up.
You hear?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, have you ever really, have you ever looked at it?
Yeah, look at your hairline. Some people said your hairline.
But I think your hairline is good.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Oh, it's fine.
It's always good.
I think Sierra's hairline needs to work out.
He's feral.
Well, shot.
Okay, what is it?
I know you love drinking.
No, no, you do really. Thank you.
What does that call if you stick a hole in it and then put it on the spot?
Was that shotgun?
No, it's called a Walter PPS.
A Walter PPS?
Cheers, Shat.
Cheers, Shat.
Cheers, man.
Cheers.
Cheers! I'm hungover right now. I'm gonna drink anyway because it's the Chinese New Year.
Yay!
You know, it tastes like how stomach acid feels when you close up in here.
That's what this tastes like.
You would say that to me every time I drink one of these.
That's actually true though because that flavor, it has, I mean it's not like a taste, it's more of a flavor.
Yeah, but it's kind of good though.
Hey guys guess what?
Check, guess what?
Ready?
Xin Yan Kuaido
Xin Yan Kuaido
I think every time I hear somebody speak Chinese
and repeat themselves
I start slapping the camera
Xin Yan Kuaido
Xin Yan Kuaido
In Chinese
Xin Yan Kuaido
See him fight off and then I fly off.
He's auditioning for Russia for it.
I'm in charge of the camera now.
This is Mia, she makes music.
Her name is Mia, she makes music.
I think she makes music.
I do, I do.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know who this is.
This is the one of you?
It's the one of you?
It's the one of you?
It's the one of you?
I like how you and I both just like sit at it, and we're like, like, I don't have the dragon shit.
I am the dragon.
8.1 is dragon, you know?
Wait, I'm not wrong though.
You know?
But yeah, this is the best we got.
I don't even do it.
I don't know, actually.
We were commanded to come here.
Who's running the show here?
So me actually, I'm trying to be.
So what is the game plan?
So right now we're waiting for everybody
to kind of like a crew, we're trying to gather bodies.
But then after this point, we're just kind of
kind of get to the point where it's like, hey,
we're just living the ratings.
We need ten people for Karazhan,
and then we're going to do maths,
and then we're going to do maths.
I actually arrived.
No, I can't cook.
Is that where my house is?
Yes.
I was wondering if you were welcome.
That calls.
I said I was going to actually go.
Yeah, I turn.
Hello.
How can you print?
That's fine.
I was getting one of those.
It's symbolic.
It is red, but it's also symbolic.
Because like the thing is, whenever you're working at 8-Brit, it means something, it means you're getting ready to get down to business, you're getting out of work.
So there's actually something that in many Asian cultures is customary to like, hey, we're starting off the new year and we're going to work hard.
And we're going to do whatever it takes. And sometimes things are going to get messy.
And it's going to make us flash on the point where you're going to take care of something.
So the 8-Brit is like a very, very, like, it's, there's a lot of years of history, like thousands of years of history.
Correct, correct. Let's say you want to have a drink.
You might step on this.
What's that?
Are you coaching today?
I am.
So this is actually coaching. It's another thing.
It's a big part of Asian culture as well.
Oh wow.
It's a big part of Asian culture.
It's coaching. They've been coaching for thousands of years.
Soccer, baseball.
All kinds of stuff.
I gotta say this is my very first time
on a Chinese New Year.
So how's it feel?
I want to speak English.
You gotta learn American.
You gotta learn American, brother.
Yeah.
Let me see what's happening.
Excuse me, we have a sushi dragon here speaking of Dragon.
I love the culture.
Traditional.
Dude, that's what I'm saying. I feel like I'm like the evolution of what sushi's made.
Dude, what is he saying? Dude, one screener thought he's making people say.
You know what? That's how it goes.
I got this at Goodwill.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, you look good with this.
Oh, that's the thing, I think it's important to look at it.
If you look at it like...
I'm back.
Oh, we're here with any...
Sorry, I mean it's here.
I made it to the party!
So, how did you get here?
Oh, fuck. I drove here from my house.
Really?
Yeah, I did.
I thought I was driving here.
I took a waymo.
Did you really?
No, I lied.
You're the most scared of shit out of me.
Yeah, I don't know. They're kind of weird.
They're playing group cars.
Yeah, they're weird.
Someone told me that there's a job where door gashers.
Sometimes people leave the waymo door open
and the waymo and other door doors open.
So the waymo and closed doors open.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Do we have Doublinks in it?
Doublinks?
Yeah.
What's that?
Any Doublinks?
Doublinks?
I'm not sure.
We're bringing the catering here right now.
Okay.
I guess we'll find out.
Wait, wait.
We're gonna run?
Catering.
Hatering?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, then we're gonna start looking for performances and stuff.
Performances?
Yeah.
Get any video games?
No.
Frick.
I said you have to go outside and you don't play video games.
I'm not ever doing that. I'm gonna stand side and play video games. I'm never leaving.
I'm just standing there, bro. I already know.
Yeah, we just act like we like being outside. That's the truth. Cause we hate it.
Did you guys already say hi to Nick and Kachi in the bar?
It's on Nick, we didn't see Cassie and Ashland.
We didn't see Finn.
What would you say hi to them?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want to do my sample.
I don't know.
I don't want to make the channel the same way.
I don't know.
Cassie's got a very good wig on.
It's my real hair.
Oh, is your hair?
Wow, sorry.
I was going to do the same thing.
Oh
Oh yeah, we have to try it.
You're fried chicken, so try it.
That's okay.
What's your favorite?
Pie wings.
What?
A fried chicken is called pie wings.
You know the brand.
Pie wings.
Pie wings?
Pie wings.
Oh.
It's actually Asian fried chicken.
Every time we have an event, Nick orders his own food.
He gets fried chicken.
And that's it.
Every single time.
Not anymore.
I'm gonna have to try one with that, you know?
A burger, is that to you?
Well, okay, sometimes I'm like, there'll be really nice food.
And then Nick will do it.
Actually, what a burger or a fried chicken.
It's like, babe, what the heck?
What the heck, eat with me.
I will tonight.
I've had, I'm ready, I've got to put an action brief
for the number, I'm brand new though, so I'm gonna go.
You did not order it anyway.
I did not order, I'm actually on a diet now.
So, we got to do some weight.
Yeah, you're even fat as shit, honestly.
I know.
I know.
It's stress, you know.
I know, okay.
I brought some food.
You only saw me eat one, but I ate like five off camera, no teller.
I had only one, like a special ingredient, and I hope Arthur eats it.
So if Arthur gets sick, don't tell anyone a thing.
Oh, hello!
Hello!
I got a question. I don't want to be rude or anything.
There's a lot of Asians I don't recognize. Did you hire them for this event?
Yeah.
Another Pachi's friend.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, and then I'm also going to be a Moria Sophie.
Yeah, yeah, I've heard of her.
I'm the first dad of the year.
Alright, this is quite an Asian party.
I didn't hire Asians to be here.
I mean, you hire people to come kill us one year.
Remember that with the chainsaws?
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's good to be seen.
That was a good treat.
That was...
There was a video of me here with the chainsaws
getting up and leaving in the house.
Yeah, I was so scared.
I wasn't sure how it was going to happen.
I was like, the one percent chance this was real,
I'm gone.
So I was looking out for the same mess I was wearing.
I wasn't mad.
Yeah, I have a little baby, but it's just totally fine.
So we got a wheel of chaos and Emily's face on it, or what?
Yeah, that's for the fun.
Great, and there's two performances.
Okay.
Yeah.
So this year we're not doing like, uh, water pump alcohol in the mouth?
Oh yeah, other people rest with that. No, there's no socket.
All right, no socket.
I'm getting more flashbacks when I come here.
Let's go see Megan through the night, guys.
I don't know about red horses, actually, they're not in the last years.
How do you guys miss the horses? They had a horse here earlier.
That's good, I'm actually allergic, but...
Are you allergic to horses?
Yes.
I didn't even find that out.
How would you dress? The whole arms blew up, so...
Do you have, like, 30 allergies?
What was everything?
Wow.
Do you live until, like, rabbits?
Rabbits, grass, cockroaches.
Everything.
Oh!
I've always got a lot of snifflers.
You have to work bigger food.
Oh!
There's a flying cockroach.
So what do you do to the kids? Are we going to eat? Or are we going to do activities first?
Um, we're going to eat while we do activities.
Oh. Okay, so we don't have to run around?
Wait, I want to show you the outside.
Alright, yeah, let's go see it. Come on, come on.
The outside?
Oh, I see it now.
Oh, I see it now.
Holy crap.
Now I see you run a bigger flat back there.
Oh my God, who lives here?
I don't know, some guy.
Oh, that's a nice girl.
Yeah, damn.
This is actually pretty dope, what the hell?
Yeah, with all the lanterns.
Oh, I'm actually glad I came.
This is awesome.
What do you mean you're actually glad?
I'm on four hours of sleep, but this is cool.
Oh, because of wow?
Yeah.
I slept up really late last night.
No, but he was playing wow with chance
like before coming here.
Yeah, I was watching a really racist Instagram
real estate for him, it was brutal.
Oh, damn.
Well, we're going to have the catering out here.
As you can see, the tables are arranged so that everybody can tie their faces in the middle.
Okay, so this is the worst table to sit at due to this pole being in line.
Yeah, so I would recommend looking at the U of C.
U of 20. So everything about last year? Okay, I'm just gonna keep playing.
It was two years ago, right, last year.
Last year.
So the reason that whatever happened last year happened is because we came out late,
and everyone, especially Canute, got right in front.
So we got relegated to the kids' table, if you remember.
I do remember the kids' table, yeah.
Kids table with Russell and everything like that. Well, that was my fault. I over-invited as usual because I always want to be included
I didn't I didn't over-invite you guys. It's just you guys were last at the table. Yes, exactly
So but now this year we gotta make sure we get out early. All right, so we have mainly with water guns
Yeah, there's no alcohol water guns this time
You weren't there for the last one. Your turn this year. No
Oh, guys.
Is there going to be Chinese dragons?
I cannot answer that.
Did you see a dragon just let it go?
I like that. I never remember anything.
Oh, the dragon's coming right now actually.
Oh, the oil.
Have you seen out here's oil?
It's actually breezy. I love it. This is such perfect weather.
I actually like it better out here.
It's warmer out here than it is in there.
It's so nice.
I've been sitting out here by myself.
I cannot answer that.
You got Chipotle?
Yeah, we're gonna get Chipotle.
And pizza.
And tacos.
It could be Chipotle.
I don't know.
It looked like it.
I actually don't know how to do this.
I'm out of money, so.
Can't order anymore.
Yeah, that's bad.
You're out of money?
Yeah, I live here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We ran out.
Oh, well.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Only thing I need to do is I'll let you borrow some money.
Okay.
Four.
Okay.
I don't want that money anymore.
I will.
What's the return?
For the next two years, you have to go live 100 hours a month minimum and you give me
50%.
Another 50%?
Can you handle that?
Well, not really.
25%.
That's not a bad deal.
Yeah, we get a loan now.
Small loan.
I'll tell you, you actually make your money back.
Pretty good.
That's not a bad deal. Yeah, we get a loan now some small loan. I'll tell you you actually make your money back
That's what those guys do have those
Pawning that's good content. So I'm already gonna sell Mari my OTK merchant. I should sort of buy it in there
Yeah, so because the relic now never make those good. I heard that there's still a warehouse full of
Yeah, oh never Tyler shaking its head never mind. It's gone guys. All right
We did the best you could go ahead
Sign them
Who knows have anything in your house that you can find that would be like worth calling. Yeah half my Pokemon card collection
So
Or what about your your your chain? I have my chains. Yeah, I do I do
I
Sell my jewelry I haven't that that's like 30 grand. I can sell it
And your CS go skins
Kind of but it just kind of rearrange still worse and still
Either way at the end of the day will be okay guys because I have world of war crap
So I played on I played up
What if you can't afford your subscription anymore you lose all the work you can play you can pay it in gold
Or you can go in the lead you can pay to go
My offer nothing about a body that is really that's a really good one or take a gambling
Okay, hey, can I hire you as a PA?
P. Yeah, I can run errands. Yeah, you know, I'm down
I'm really hard-working guy, you know nine to five real tough guy putting a lot of hours
So are you sure wait? I need my cables under my desk like you know, I also need cable management. I can actually do that
Yeah, I will actually pay you to do that. Okay. Oh shit. See you have a job
Isn't this great? As long as you meet people and you know people chat you will always find ways to earn money
Wait, can you actually help me build a PC?
If you really need me to I really need it
I'm being dead out
I haven't built a PC in ages
But I can probably make more
I also need a PC built out of all my Miku parts
Miku?
Those are really catchy, they did a Miku aces collab
And I have all the parts
You have all the RAM too?
Ooh, I think they sent me Miku RAM, yeah
Yeah, they look sick
That RAM is going up in France
Yeah, then you could do a cosplay thing with him, dress him up as Hatsune Miku.
Yeah, you know how I did those giveaways there? Like you should just give away RAM, I was like, nooo.
Ram is currency, Ram is currency.
Yeah, I think the market right now for like computer parts is insane, right?
Yeah, at least RAM AI is going through the roof.
But, you know, whatever, I'm down ladies, you know.
Pretty much getting back on post-summit.
Yeah, we're running a contract, you know.
Oh, enough for the loans for me, help me. I can help you.
I actually at one point I actually drove three hours to Houston to build hot at a computer
And he didn't buy me lunch at the paper myself. So yeah six hour drive for a little hot
I'm really at home you got Ellen remember that that's how you still use I feel hold people computers
I don't have to buy you lunch. That's sick. Well, you
Be nice to get some food
Then again, I don't really need it. So what is the title of this this party?
It's just how Lunar New Year is straight, except Lunar New Year was a couple weeks ago.
We're a little bit late because everyone's busy.
Okay.
How about solar in here?
Yeah, we don't have one of those. We can make that.
Okay.
This is really just like a horse, like just like pretty much just praising the horse's
days.
Yeah, the horse year.
You like horses?
No, Lord, you can ship.
Oh yeah, you missed the horse.
That's good, actually.
Is the horse gone?
The horse is gone.
Oh no, it's the horse.
The horse had to go home after.
You gotta have all the Asians group up.
This is gonna be funny.
Put the blacks in the corner, all the Asians in one.
There's only like two of you back.
Is the Russell here?
Russell, yeah, Russell's supposed to be here.
Oh, if he was here, we'd know.
You'd hear him, you'd see him.
And Zool.
Zool's here.
He says Zool here.
He says Zool here.
I think Zool sounds cool.
I'm already getting that food though.
I kinda want a peek at what's going on.
Let's see what it is.
Come down.
Come on, you have to pee.
You go orange.
Hey, it's not ready yet.
What? We can't look?
We can't look.
Oh, it smells so good.
Sweet and sour chicken.
Hot stickers.
Oh, so Asian inspired.
Asian inspired.
Oh my god, they're so beautiful
No, it's blue crab.
It's blue crab.
Smell it in the air.
Oh, oh, when can we start?
Yeah, look at that.
God damn.
When can we start eating?
Jacob, when can we start eating?
Ten minutes.
Ten minutes.
Ten minutes we can eat.
Oh my goodness.
No fried food though, right?
I almost slowed it out in here.
You're going to a real crab.
It's blue crab.
Oh, we're going to feast.
I'm actually on a diet, but I will break my diet today.
today yeah for this people are coming out now we didn't make a mistake everybody's
coming is that the kimono everyone's coming out that's a cheap
I'm not saying we saw on TV that like they don't say it.
This is so, it's so funny like just watching everyone just come out.
Ooh, food, time to eat. I'm hungry.
Put it down maybe and then wait.
Oh, maybe it's up there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're getting on the TV.
Oh my God, what am I doing?
Wait, do you want me to, are we able to see it or not?
We can see it, we can see it.
Bro, are we on camera?
Pick a table!
Can you put it here more times?
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
Nice of you to.
Where are we getting no one else?
Wait, why is no one else here?
Where are we getting no one else that I fucking take?
Well, everyone's out here a little early, so I'm going to have to do your placemats.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the horse!
Yay!
Thank you!
Here you go Rosie.
Thank you.
Alenity.
Alenity.
Place for us here.
Oh!
Let me get you.
Let me get you.
Let me get you.
Let me get you.
Your placements.
Oh, yes, yes.
I think they're reclosing so we don't have to do anything.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You may have.
Hi, hi, hi.
That's a couple of pictures.
They're going to be here, so you might want to angle so you can see them.
Oh, over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you need help?
Yes.
No help?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, can you grab my phone, wait?
Huh?
Oh, okay, that's fine. Thank you.
Thank you.
Can you take this, Tyler?
Oh my God, I'm freaking out.
We were like 16.
Here we go.
Matt, have you grabbed one?
Thank you so much.
Everyone's just sitting around the table
instead of sitting on the other side.
How should I sit?
So, there's going to be performances in the middle,
in the middle, but everyone's just sitting around little teams.
Can you tell them to move?
Yes.
And Spain, can you go be mean?
I don't want to be mean.
Hey, OK, I got this.
Hey, guys?
Guys?
You're making a movie doing a comedy role.
Oh, my god.
What are you guys saying?
Why?
She's saying there's performances in the middle?
OK.
Yeah.
I like to see shit.
So, so, so, so move here?
Yeah, so that means you're going to sit here.
Okay, okay.
Okay, no.
You're welcome. See, now my meanness was substituted for niceness.
Um...
I'm stressed as hell. What am I doing?
What do I do?
I know, this is good.
Honestly, I guess maybe...
Yeah, maybe this is fine.
Yeah.
this table. I don't know.
No, she was just saying we didn't know.
No, I'm so sorry.
She wants to move from here at me.
Oh, what?
Where do you want to sit?
No, no, no.
She's not here.
So, that people don't sit on the side or...
Okay, sorry.
No, you guys are fine.
Yeah, but you want to sit around so we'll sit here and look at it.
Oh yeah, like maybe that's that's a goal over here.
And watch it show at the same time.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, actually if you guys, Mia, Deb, Hotch, if you guys would come here.
So, so this is the back.
Okay, okay.
Susie, do you want to come here?
So we can...
What kind of camera is that?
Sorry.
Hey, buddy, no photography allowed here, man.
You have to go.
You're filming this.
What in okay are we like sigmas? We're sigma males
You know what the wolf doesn't give a shit. The wolf takes a shit
This guy's bothering you
Absolutely, can you remove him here? Yeah, absolutely. Hey pal. Listen, you're gonna you're gonna believe okay. I'm sorry. Why are you filming me?
Oh
So you wanted so
Everyone
We need to break these friend groups up. Yeah, we need to make everyone
Okay
Okay, so let's do this
Let's throw that idea in the garbage
And just happen to sit like this
I have the tables!
We can bring them up there!
Chad, come to the room.
Watch your floor. Watch your floor.
That's not a work high heel.
Okay, well stop doing that.
This is good.
Okay.
Okay, we need that one.
And then you won't be able to tell that it's like weird.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on my tiptoes in solidarity for a high heel.
Wait, actually, let's rotate.
I'm just scared my heels gonna sink into the mud.
Yeah, this way people can sit with their cliques.
Yeah.
Wait, cliques is here?
Yeah, yes.
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Maybe background, best table.
Okay, um, and then maybe we move, where does Sven go?
Sven?
Which one?
Okay, okay, then I think we tell these ladies
to move to that table, and then that way,
it'll just be like everyone's like the crescent moon shape.
Oh, like the year of the crescent moon?
Yes, like lunar new year.
Lunar, yeah, that's close, that's so close, man.
Let's get a move on so I can actually move on.
Oh, so we can move on.
Yeah!
I'm going to get to the vent.
I will be making you guys move that way to the left.
That's OK.
OK.
This is great.
Shingen Kuala.
Yes, indeed.
There aren't way too many tables here.
This is ridiculous.
Thank you guys.
I was just thinking that.
I was just thinking that.
I can't believe we only got one extra table.
Wait, for a very specific reason?
I know, but they're just sitting like, they're just sitting all together.
This is like the sushi restaurant.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, but what are we supposed to do?
The manager was saying we can't stay here. It's a fire policy.
I guess we'll just leave these chairs here.
Two minutes.
Jack!
We said two minutes.
Oh my God.
Oh frick.
Like, set them all up.
Okay, okay.
See, Red Bull's gonna be so, so pleased with us.
Yeah, look at us.
Yeah.
Red Bull athlete, by the way.
Red Bull athlete.
Yeah, check it out. Me and Eileen Gu have the same beanie.
That makes me cool.
Do you think we can open up the food if we're eating in two minutes?
Do you think Jacob's going to get mad at us?
Absolutely.
Whatever man, I paid for it and I'm going to open it up.
And then these are serving things.
Oh my gosh, these are wonderful.
Those are tongs, like for noodles and stuff.
What?
What?
Okay.
I think they're like Caribbean.
Um, are they my name?
You can, uh, you can start taking everything home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sven, can you help me open these?
Absolutely I can.
Ooh!
This is General So's shrimp. He cooked it himself.
This is Veggie Loman Egg Noodles.
Loman cooked it himself.
It remains pleasant.
We need help. Wake! Wake!
Can you help me open these?
Open all?
Okay, shift right click.
I don't know if we have enough of these, like, grabby thingies.
They'll just use their hands.
Yeah.
They all have the same dish, I guess.
Wait, wait, this has plastic on it.
Do you want to stack the ones that are the same dish?
Oh, wait, can you do that, or is that bad for this?
I feel like it's fine.
Actually, no, we shouldn't.
Oh, there's so many doodles.
So many doodles.
Like maybe we should try and move the ones that are the same.
Put a safe on there.
Yeah, so some veggie long beans.
We're done.
Let me put my light on the fire.
OK, on.
OK, OK.
Look at all that stuff.
Yeah.
That's my goat.
So here, we'll go here, and we're hot.
So eventually, man, this is honey walnut shrimp.
What's called a pot sticker? Do these the same?
Pot stickers?
Oh wait, can I get the walnut?
Ah yes.
So
You guys just ordered two of everything
Is there orange orange?
Okay, so
So there's four of each rice, they've had the four fried rice here, and they're just
I just bring the old seasoning chicken.
Uh, sauce?
Maybe we put the sauce at the end.
Oh wait, no he was able to set it up.
Ah, he's dead.
Uh, this is for the game.
What are these?
What are those?
I don't know.
I think they're lost.
Bye.
I don't know.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, I'm actually a nice guy.
Uh, is this everything?
Yeah, it's a very nice breakfast.
Okay, we need the rest of this.
Okay.
Yeah, I think that's good.
So you don't know that, Sam?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, I think that's good.
Why don't you make it into a tee?
Oh, I see what you're doing.
Yeah, so they don't tell us anything.
Okay, I think we're good.
Yeah, like you did this one.
As fans, can you make the coach call out?
Okay.
All right everybody we had a hell of a game today I'm real proud of y'all everybody went
out there you know y'all fought your hardest I know y'all thought that we didn't really
have a chance a lot of people didn't think that we had a chance hey you wait till after
the speech we're gonna go out there and because y'all played so damn well I got y'all
China food
You are the best
That's all right
All right, so we got white rice. Ladies first, ladies first. This plate is not for me.
Also, yes, ladies first, but sometimes you need a leader. And somebody's got to step up.
And everybody's looking around, he saw it, he saw it, he saw it, twinkled in their eye when they were like,
who's gonna be the guy?
Sometimes you gotta be the guy.
So what, somebody needs to step up and pick from the other side.
Somebody needs to ask from the other side, watch out.
Yeah, 100%.
Absolutely.
Did you stay down?
No, I'm still going.
I was just talking to the camera, I'm still like,
inside of the runway.
Ta-da!
This is the strongest boy.
Mmm, candle.
I can't really see very well, so I'm just speaking about the word of the word of the word.
Oh, this is honey walnut.
A little bit dark.
Actually, why, we knew that you love honey.
Really, S-Fan? You're so amazing.
Yeah, of course. I bought it with my own money.
Who the S-Fan do you use?
Yeah, thank you. I've been told.
I've been told I am now going to go give this place to the girl I made this for.
What's what you want?
Can I have a span?
I want to see it right here.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
What is it for now?
Which we also got just for you.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
How did you know how to like to eat as a span?
Uh, I just assumed.
Are you a hater?
I'm not.
Wait, how's your head ever since the ageing marathon?
I don't remember a damn thing.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which one do you like?
Is it there?
Yeah.
This one.
I'm a big hashtag right now, big hashtag right now.
You can follow him please, oh.
Woo!
What's right food?
I like Persian food.
You like Persian?
Yeah, I like Persian food.
Wait, what's Persian food?
It's like Mediterranean.
It's like Greek food, but more brown.
So like, I don't know how to say it.
Eros?
No, not really Eros.
That's what I like.
That's what I agree.
That's what I agree with.
But it's like the other side of the sea.
Have you ever made it before?
Yeah.
But it's like it's like the other side of the the sea. Have you ever made it before?
It's a lot of like rice and stews. A lot of like stews they put on rice. So it's like, it's called like
Wow, that's pretty good. With the teeth then.
You did worse.
You were so good the first time. After that she just, is it right? You'll get it someday.
a little bit of orange chicken absolutely yes don't mind if I do oh my god don't
mind if I fucking do look at that daddy's ready to eat
I'm ready to fucking slam this shit
What's up?
How's it going?
God, I love China.
I love China.
Oh my god.
I'm so happy to celebrate China.
Happy Chinese New Year.
I'm so happy to celebrate China.
If you say it, it just sounds like, I don't know why it sounds like.
Why?
Are you celebrating today with this?
Yeah.
I can't tell.
Actually, I miss China.
Somebody would just, I'm very appreciative of China.
We're gonna water stream.
Oh, we're gonna water stream.
I want one of that.
Oh my god. I want an extra piece.
Um, what is this?
Oh no, everything's hot.
Is this all we're gonna put here?
I think I've got a report to him if he can eat.
Oh I tell you, there's snitching on the fortune.
Run it away from me.
Oh, I love this part.
Yeah, this stuff is so good.
This stuff is scary.
Chae, you want some?
I couldn't figure out my size, so I just picked all of them.
I love Chinese food.
I feel so one with my culture.
Fried rice.
I'm excited for the fortune cookie.
I know, I know, there's more fortunes here.
So this is perfect.
And it smells really good.
I'm skipping this.
They're taking too long.
Get back in line!
Okay, alright, alright.
She ain't your partner? Like a normal person?
We should take her to court!
Oh, come on, ladies.
That's right, that's right.
The men have to eat, you know?
We hungry. Where's Russell? He's down.
Do you like any dumplings? He's catchy.
Yeah, thank you.
How many would you like?
Holy crap!
One side is good.
You can't eat a hundred!
Is there anything in these two dumplings?
That's a crab ragoon, dumbass!
Okay, sorry Emily, I didn't know.
Do you know?
Okay, of course you know. This is your home country, dumbass.
Of course! Okay, but this is crab ragoon. This is gyoza dumpling.
I will.
Oh, I'm gonna go.
You have to call a dentist.
I'm gonna go to the dentist.
Oh, I'm getting crap.
This is delicious.
I think we've all got food poisoning.
No!
We have to do the same thing, you know?
I mean wouldn't do that to us.
So it's her.
She wouldn't, she wouldn't.
She's ugly.
Yeah.
Oh, it's her face then.
I don't even, I don't know what this is.
It's still her.
It's so dark and all existing.
Is this beef and broccoli?
Oh, it's beef!
What is this beef?
This is big, this is big.
It's some sort of meat.
Oh no, I came on the table.
Oh my god.
They don't usually fall asleep, so...
Oh, this is like lumpia.
I know lumpia is like Filipino, but...
Oh, it's popcorn chicken.
Wait, what's the...
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
I think that's...
Fish?
Oh.
This is shrimp.
Popcorn shrimp, maybe?
Yeah, I have a full plate.
Whatever, I'll take one of everything.
Thank you whoever paid for this chat.
Thank you chat, I guess you paid for it indirectly.
Yeah, yes, I lived there like, I'm getting lost here, so that's what we did now.
Yeah, I was born in...
Hey, you want some?
Well, I lived it like, very south.
Be careful with the rest of them.
Let's go, let's go, bride's table?
I am.
Mm, mm, mm.
Right there.
I'm just gonna put this back in the bottle.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
You got it?
What do you think you're doing?
I'm just totally good.
Capturing a big bag in his natural habitat.
Oh, man.
Oh.
We're not now.
Not now.
I can't get it open.
Mm.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you actually not?
Now, if you want to get some real action, Zoyle's almost up.
Cheers.
Hello?
I found your stream.
That is insane.
Oxid, Oxid, you guys are crazy.
Yes, yeah, I did that, I did that.
Hi!
Why did you toilet that for long?
What is this?
Wait, that's why I'm off.
I can't take somebody else's pension.
Wait, I can't?
Yeah, no, you can't touch anybody else's fortune.
I had no idea.
I tried to live for life.
I don't know if that's an actual rule or if it's just a rule I made out.
Okay, that's why I'm going through it.
Okay, let me figure out my fortune right away.
How about that?
What?
Can I go for it?
I figured myself, right?
So I have a fun and memorable adventure with your friends.
Wait, really?
Wait, this is about to happen.
Wait, let me see.
That is you coded.
What?
A fun and memorable adventure with your friends awaits.
Wait, Emma, you didn't prep something, did you?
I might have prep a few things.
away
Go inside we wind up last together and he's trying to cut
Oh my god, I'm the most popular person here
No, I can't spin just because I have you the most and I've spammed hearts for you, doesn't mean you can start training other people like shit!
Those days are actually over. Type 1 if you hate me. Type 2 if you don't even know who I am.
Oh, hold on, I got it.
That's all 1's and 2's.
I gotta put out my phone, hold on.
Don't you contribute to that. I like your apron by the way.
Thank you, I like you.
A very cr- ooh!
Oh, fuck.
I'm sunburned. I'm not blushing.
So, uh, I can't help but notice that there's chopsticks and forks.
forks I have selected the culturally
appropriate option then I promise no
Asian person cares if you support you're
welcome Asian people everywhere like
every time I want to eat at an Asian
place with my agent like oh all these
top six don't wear I'm like bro I don't
care I can't win them perfectly I
promise we do not that's not
Ironically me
Check out this perfect split
Don't be shy now
Come on chat get your form you fucking
Scout they don't teach us your boy scout. That's true. I know because I asked my scout master. He's like hell you talking about
Have you all ever had a fortune cookie where you open it and there's a paper but it says
nothing on it?
No.
That's only happened to me?
That sounds really lovely though.
Yeah.
That means you can make your own desks.
Oh, use head one?
I've had like four of those right now.
Four?
I don't know.
I haven't opened this one but if it happens again, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die.
They can't see your future.
I'm shrouded in mystique.
Well, last year in May, my fortune cookie said that my pain would go away in April.
So one more month.
Oh, one more month?
Yep.
What are you in pain about?
I don't know.
My fortune cookie just told me that.
Is it hip pain?
I have severe hip pain.
I get hip pain.
Oh, it's different.
We're so old.
Yeah.
I injured myself shooting that really long wheel video.
I've never been the same.
Wait, that was long ago?
Yeah.
Do you remember I was limping around?
I do remember.
I was literally walking like that.
Man, that was literally eight years ago.
Oh my God.
I did the typical guy thing where I was like,
I don't need to see a doctor.
Got bad.
Is that when you slept on the couch with my studio?
Nobody knows about that.
I haven't been to the doctor.
I spent the night in our studio multiple nights.
I haven't been to the doctor for like a checkup since I was like 17.
Am I a guy?
You know what I've got?
Since 17?
Yeah.
Well, I went like once when I had like a breathing problem.
You know like what your blood pressure is, resting heart rate?
No.
Uh, have you been to the dentist?
Uh, yes.
I got a cleaning once, like a year ago.
That's way more important than doctor.
You're chilling.
Okay, this is my, my spread.
Wow, so good.
And then the performances were going to start soon, and we're going to find Russell!
Oh Russell came just in time!
Russell came at the perfect time to eat.
Okay Abby, can you read the Chinese for me?
No.
Or, Booyah.
Sorry.
Booyah!
What is it again?
Booyah!
That's funny, that's not what it says.
No Hashi no Hashi okay you have three years left
down and they're like really relaxed and I have to press it or I lose the grip every time.
You need to watch a YouTube tutorial on how to properly hold chopsticks, practice every
day and then vigorously show off your good form like I do.
Now I'm going to be honest there are a couple of things I don't want to be great at for
my own like exoneration and it's being really good at chopsticks and speaking in
I feel like those are both red flags and white dots.
How is it after the walk?
I think the best you know in the mile is the land crossword that I find here.
Uzotsky.
Yeah, see, it's going down.
With every sentence.
I was thinking that maybe speaking Japanese or the Chinese, that might be a little disquietful.
Yeah.
I have a question.
Oh, that was funny.
That was crazy.
I said, what I'm trying to get is to show you what I'm talking about.
The fortune says, your life will be a blank canvas.
That is awful.
And then I continue.
My means are you can do whatever you want.
Paint it with your dreams.
Oh, that's kind of nice.
Mine says so.
Your next Chinese meal will bring you more cookies.
You know what's crazy is you broke yours open without consuming the cookie, which
means you will die in seven days.
Please, oh my God, yeah.
Can I see it?
The more you do it, the quicker it is.
I don't know.
How did you know I had that question?
I'm the last one.
I don't know. I might have to go make a speech now.
We're going to have a tragic change to you.
I don't know. I don't know.
It's like this. Y'all, for real though,
I'm tired of all these shit.
I work so hard for this shit.
Y'all know how hard I work for this shit.
I gave it all up for this shit.
Attention!
Hello, guys. Hi, guys.
Oh, thank you for coming to my...
We're about to...
I hope you're liking the food we're about to start the first event so we flew
out someone special to entertain you guys tonight for all you here all my
friends and also what you said about school
but it's someone very cool he's a magician and a mentalist and he's been on
America's Got Talent. Yeah, very very clouded individual. We flew him all the way out here from from LA, please.
All the way from LA, please welcome magician and mentalist Kevin Lee.
Thank you so much for having me. So we're gonna do a little bit of mind-reading, but I wanted to start off with a warm-up.
So for you to get the best experience for this if you can come a little closer to me right now
Right over here. Okay, so come a little closer. Yeah, I don't you scare. I like this front row seats
Yes, and chat you at home. You're gonna see everything. So this is a very simple warm-up
Have you all heard of the game three card money anybody? Yes? Yes? Yes?
Like is that like a monos?
No kind of
Three card monty as we get three cards and he tries to fool you on which one is not the one that you picked
It's a card scam, right? It's a card scam. So we're gonna start off easy. I'll explain as we go
The objective of the game is to follow the seven of clubs. Does that make sense? Yes. The game begins now
Anybody it's right there. It's right there the seven of clubs. You're locked in right there. You're locked this one
Yeah, this is the one. Oh now. I'm doubting it. Are you sure?
Never it's that one. It's this one. Yes one way to find out
Nothing happened
psychology but now we're gonna make this more challenging right we're gonna add
in some what I call distraction cards so a four diamonds and a four diamonds so
two four diamonds and one seven of clubs what was your name Jimmy Jimmy what
at your left hand like this without blinking without checking where is the
seven of clubs I would assume it's gonna be right here exactly show
everybody
So Jamie, did you see the move? I switched it over here, right?
No, I didn't see it. That's great. Let's try this again, right?
Because maybe a little too fast. Can you hold on your right hand?
Sure. We're going to use the four over here. Make this a lot easier.
Can you take your right and next finger, pop it on the top?
Right. Just leave it right there. Good. So now it's a lot easier.
Just two cards to focus on.
Remember, where's the money card? The seven of clubs?
Right there. This one right here, right?
Easy face up, harder face down. I know what everyone's thinking.
Oh, he did the move already right nothing happened yet. All right. I'll show you I'm gonna teach all of you
This is how I do it. I have to do a move like this
Not that
I'm gonna change it
In midair you just see that chain right but until I want I can change it back
Those where I want it to go there. It's there. Can I flip it please?
What the heck?
We made our change.
What?
Look, if I place this inside my pocket now,
I'm going to leave it inside my pocket.
Where should it be technically?
Where should it be?
In my pocket. But because I do
sleight of hand and illusions, I can make this one look like
the seven. Jimmy, I feel it.
Three, not there. Here. Two.
One. Did you see a change?
No.
So that's called bullshit, right Jimmy?
I have to do the move. You have to flick it. Can you flick it?
That's it, right?
OOOOOOOH!
And the one inside my pocket should be...
The 4th.
So basically whoever controls the cards, they control the game.
Can you hold out your left hand for me?
We're gonna leave the 7 over here. Put your thumb on top.
Perfect.
This is the trick of the game.
You can never win it.
So I never recommend you play this game because...
I've been gaslighting all of you.
There was never...
Never a money card.
Man.
Show everybody.
Man.
Man.
Ohhhh.
The four diamonds.
Okay.
So of course the seven is inside my pocket, right?
That's crazy.
Well look, if we're on the same team I'd make sure to give you a better hand.
Can you hold out your right hand?
I take the four, place it over here, grab a little bit of the seven, do this.
Take a look.
A six.
A seven.
Another seven.
We'll do this one more time.
I'm going to go like this.
Grab the four and you can seriously see that's the four place it over here
No way
You ever lose the game, and that's what I called the one the two the three card money
Here I have a whole deck of cards over here, I'm gonna shuffle through a little bit like this
Any time, what was your name? Bonnie? Bonnie, any time you want, I'm gonna run my finger on the side, say stop, okay?
Stop. Are you sure? Yeah. We'll cut the cards right there. Can you just remember the card that you stopped on?
Everyone take a quick peek. Okay, the jack of clubs. Hold out your index finger, like this, just kind of rub it over here.
Perfect, and just rub the other side too. And open up your hands so it's like a palm. Yes.
Yes. Put your thumb on top.
Put your thumb on top.
So it doesn't fly away, right?
I need another card pick. What's your name?
Ben.
Ben. Say an exact thing.
Anytime you want, shout out stop.
Stop. Right here. That's where I cut the cards.
I'm going to show everybody.
Two of diamonds. Two of diamonds.
We're just going to use these two cards.
So we're going to do a little swapsies.
I'm going to place this here.
And remember, can you take your left hand cover at the top?
The entire card. The entire card, yes.
Keep it here.
Hi.
Have you all heard of voodoo?
Yeah.
Yeah, doll?
Sort of, right?
Sort of like a doll.
Basically, one thing happens to one thing and it happens to the other thing.
Can you try a little bit of that?
Oh no.
Am I going to die?
Come a little close to your suit.
Can you kind of hold out your hand, Finn?
Sort of towards the fire, like this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like this.
There we go.
Finn, it's going to kill me.
I've waited this day
You never let go right? No
Can you feel the backside?
Okay, and hold out your hand again mom.
We'll place it over here and cover it with the other hand.
The whole hand, yeah. Perfect. I feel this.
Yes, we're gonna make a little a bigger burn like this. Everyone can see.
Do you feel anything, Bonnie? Oh it's burning my hand.
Holy shit. Okay, hopefully not too much.
But you felt the heat, right? You felt the heat. Let's go a little more actually.
Oh no.
Ahhhh!
That was good. Just like we rehearsed.
And you can see I can transfer that heat just like before. Take a look.
Wow!
Wow!
One last time, one last time. Can you hold out your right hand for me?
Yes.
Yes, and take your hand on. Cover the top.
Exactly. Your entire cart just like this.
Okay.
Anytime you want, Finn.
Yes.
Anytime you want, shout out stuff.
stop right here yes exactly where you said stop everyone listen carefully
here you can hear that oh I hear my hand
oh no no way
anytime you want
oh what is this
what did you do to my head
That was really good.
That was really good.
That was really good.
That was really good.
Is that warm-ups, right?
We're just warming up.
Yes.
It's all part of the show.
Just warming up.
Can you grab this?
You have like a back pocket?
Yeah.
Don't open it.
We'll get back to that later.
What's your name?
Mia.
Mia.
So Mia, if you imagine for a quick moment,
in the darkness there's a person that's coming closer to us.
Just picture it.
And this person, you recognize him.
This is a family member.
Can you just think about who that person might be,
who this family member might be?
Don't say their name, but just think of someone close to you.
But don't make it too obvious, like a sibling, a partner,
a parent, someone else.
Can you think of someone like that?
You used to be family family?
Family, yeah.
I mean, it could be your definition of family, right?
Maybe a close friend.
You have someone in mind.
Good, would I know this person?
Would I know this person?
Yes, I would.
You know?
I have no idea who she is.
I was super awkward.
I have never met her in my life.
Okay.
Are you guys dating?
No, no, I'm happy to be dating.
It depends on the definition of the person.
Yes, so you decide in your own mind.
This is my contacts.
I don't want to chat to see what you type in.
I don't want anyone else to see.
Can you just type in this person's first name?
Type in their first name and whether they pop up
in my contact list or not, don't say it,
but let me know when you've done so.
You see their full name?
No.
No, okay.
Just press the X real fast.
Yeah, exit out.
Good?
Okay.
I want everyone to see this.
We're gonna click the full X here.
And just imagine, this is my dial screen.
Imagine for a moment that my phone is your phone
and it's starting to vibrate.
You can see this person's name almost appear, okay?
Okay.
Good.
And before you pick up,
can you just think about how many letters
there are in their first name?
Don't say it out loud,
just count in your mind
how many letters there are in their first name.
Okay.
Can you do that for me?
Okay, good.
I'm gonna write something down.
Well, this makes sense.
I don't want anyone to see it.
What?
That's okay. Hold out your right hand from the other way, kind of like this, and then take
your right hand or your left hand like this. We're going to do a little reading. Have
you heard of like tea leaf readings? Yep. We're going to do a sugar reading. Okay.
You grab this, what was your name? Stefan. Stefan, rip that open for me. Okay. We'll
keep some of the sugar right? So like this with your right make a fist and pour a
little pile on the top nice little pile. Everyone come a little closer so you can
see this. Start to shake your hands, Stephon. More?
No way.
What?
Whoa!
That looks like a six to me.
How many letters are on their first six?
Oh my God!
Because, hold on, because if you were to see them over here, maybe you'd say like, oh
my gosh, S-Fan.
It's so good to see you.
How did you know that's S-Fan?
How did you know that's S-Fan?
How did you know?
That blows my mind.
I literally looked and I was like, hey, think of me.
So I was like, there's no way you're going to know that.
I was trying to get you.
Seriously, get to see you.
Get to see you again.
What the hell?
That's crazy.
Do you have your phone on you, Emily?
Please, go grab it.
The question is, how long is,
how long is your password, Emily?
Is it four numbers, six numbers?
Four digits.
Four digits.
Five, three, zero.
That's what she was going for?
Okay, so that was what I was trying to
push her to the gas.
But that's okay.
This is the warmup.
You can help me out with something else.
That would be impressive if I did this now.
So do you have your phone on here?
No.
Did I take my code?
You have your phone.
Sure.
And is it four numbers?
Six.
Six numbers.
Who has a four digit code?
I do.
Grab your phone.
Don't tell me your code this time.
I should have specified.
That's the first time anyone's ever done that.
I'm so injured.
Okay.
What was your name?
Julia.
Julia.
Okay.
No.
Is it 0, 0, 0, 0?
No.
I have to ask 6, 7, 6, 7.
No.
No.
That's a good one.
Because any of those would have been super anti-climactic.
So last week someone was like, how did you know, right?
So it's good that you have a different set of numbers.
Yes.
Does anyone in this room right now know what your code is?
No.
Wait.
What?
What?
What?
I don't remember.
I don't be honest, I don't remember.
I don't think so, no.
Can someone else hold your phone for just a second?
You guys, I want to see right now,
if you can try to unlock my phone.
You want to try that?
It'll be very simple.
So here, we're going to go up and enter in,
I'll guide you through this,
enter in four random numbers.
Change the fall.
That's not my code.
That's not your code.
Okay, that didn't work.
Can you reach over?
Just boop, boop, boop, four random numbers?
You don't have to remember.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
We can restart.
Restart, restart.
That didn't work.
We can't do this too many times or it's going to lock me out, right?
Hold the screen towards yourself so no one can see.
What if I told you, if you enter in your password on my phone right now, it'll maybe unlock.
No way.
I can do it?
No way.
I'm going to look this way.
Everyone on this side.
Keep me honest.
Are you guys ready?
I can't eat something this.
Fingers crossed.
Just do it once.
No, not a word.
It didn't go?
No.
That would have been a miracle.
Wow.
One of these days, right?
That's going to work.
Not tonight.
Okay.
Insuition right yeah, we're strong in tuition. Yeah, I think so look right at me take a deep breath in oh
I'm gonna send you my actual four digit code one number at a time sounds weird
Just look at me first digit from my mind here to your mind there
Okay, go ahead and turn one number that just came to you don't say it out loud just entered in okay
Did you do it? Yes, so my first digit is number two. Which one did you click?
Two.
You all saw her putting number two?
Yes, I did.
So far, so good.
Okay, let's try this again.
You can check my ears.
The other one.
The other one.
Make sure.
They're pretty good.
I'm clean.
I'm clean.
Appreciate you coming.
Alright, second digit.
A little faster from my head here.
To your head there.
Go ahead.
And I don't repeat numbers, by the way.
You did it?
Yes.
You didn't repeat number two, right?
No.
Good.
Please don't tell me you entered in number seven.
Whoa!
Yay, yes, yes, yes!
Who is she? Okay.
Try the third digit.
Okay.
Even faster.
Okay.
Go ahead. Don't even think about it.
Which one did you just click? Did you see it?
I did.
Go ahead, say it out loud. Which one is it?
Nine.
It's not number nine.
Okay, that was close. Hit the elite once.
Okay.
It's less than nine. Whatever that means to you.
I mean, all the numbers are less than nine.
Okay.
But go ahead, try the third one.
Okay.
And just the third one, yes.
So there's one more number.
Yes.
So everyone can see the screen
There's one last number and here's the thing. I know that you know whenever you feel comfortable
I know that you know
Don't rush, but also don't take too long
Glad you didn't listen to me because I actually did repeat a number so that was really good
What I'm so wow
Wow, that was great.
Is that your real program?
It's going to be a program or something.
That is, and please sleep.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
Actually, maybe you can help me all the time.
Anytime you want, I'm going to shuffle through.
Emily, shout out stop.
Can you hold out one of your hands?
This is pile number one.
Don't forget this.
This is pile number one.
And then you're going to say stop again.
Stop.
Actually, hold this with your other hand.
And I'm going to place pile number two over here.
Pile two.
Can you say stop anytime?
Stop.
Are you sure I could keep going?
Yeah, I'm sure.
That's pile number three.
And then can I have one more?
Can you come a little closer?
Yes, anytime you want, just shout out stop.
More, less, stop here.
No, OK, good.
This is pile number four.
Can we all agree that all four of you just stop me
over here, right?
I mean, second thing, you're counting us too.
All four of these piles, and all the cards are completely different.
I've been working on something, hopefully all four of you stop me,
all three of you stop me on the four aces, on the very top.
What? Take a look at the very top card here.
Yeah, flip this over and you flip that one over.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, it's okay.
I mean, we have two fives, which is kind of interesting.
Yeah, I love it.
But I forgot because this isn't the 4A strict.
Uh-huh.
Julie?
Where did my other friend go?
Hm?
With the phone.
Was it Julia?
Julia?
Yeah.
It's being sounded.
This song is eating a dumpling.
This is your favorite.
Can you take out your phone from them?
Oh!
I swear.
What?
I'm getting chills.
You don't mind, Julia?
That was it.
That was it.
Because they stopped me on these cars.
This is car number one, right?
So that's a five here.
That's a five there. Can you click the number six?
You're a demon!
Delete them all!
You have to change it!
Change this!
Wow!
I didn't do any of that by the way.
I'm going to do the last four digits of my social.
What's your shit, how's y'all going to hell?
Maybe you want to try something?
A little bit?
Who's like Barry into music?
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
stuff on here.
Just a bunch of serial killer stuff.
I'm also going to open this.
I'm going to switch over here.
And can you just right now shuffle in your mind,
maybe your top three favorite songs in the entire world.
It could be A Blast from the Past or something more recent.
But try to make it so that most people will recognize it.
Oh, most people will recognize it.
Because it's like an underground soundcloud artist.
How much time do I have?
An actual musician.
actually a lot to make your life easier narrow down to just one song
what's your favorite song and it has to be something people would know
yeah most people would know uh...
okay
you hold out your right hand for me
i'm gonna leave my stopwatch here for a second and then uh... can you open up?
is this a farm?
uh... yeah
okay perfect i'm gonna type something in
so most people would know this song, finn? yes
do y'all know this website?
genius
Yeah, lyrics, lyrics, yeah.
Search of your favorite songs.
And then click the search.
And Finn, hold it towards yourself.
Maybe a couple people behind you next to you,
they can also see.
I'll look this way.
Enter in the song inside your mind right now, okay?
And if chat wants to see too,
you can get a little close-up shot of that.
So keep me honest, everyone on this side.
Type it in.
Okay, when you do type it in, it should pop up below.
Click inside of there.
I'm like, no, you need to know how it works.
Got it.
You have it?
Yep.
You see all the lyrics, right?
Yes.
No one say this song, but I want your friends to scroll down, scroll up, maybe stop somewhere
in the middle.
Okay.
And just highlight one single word out of all the lyrics that kind of stands out.
Maybe it's funny, interesting, but make sure it's not a part of the actual title
of the song.
Got it.
Highlight it, right?
Show everybody.
So they matter.
Good?
Yep.
Lock up your phone.
Can I optimize?
Yes.
The reason why I have my stopwatch, coming a little closer,
is so that I'm going to see if I can break my record.
I'm going to ask you a couple questions
and try to figure out the song.
All you have to do is answer honestly.
Perfect.
And the timer begins now.
Is this country?
No.
No.
Is this a song that someone else told you about,
or you found out on your own?
Someone else told me about, or I heard it like in public.
OK.
And the final question, when was the last time
you listen to this song maybe a month ago a month ago okay so it doesn't really
sound like your favorite song that's fine my records around 25 seconds so not
too bad today around up 20 seconds not too bad like this for me
sorry what like you see oh yeah and just touch hold this position close your
eyes I'll leave mine closed start to play this song inside your mind I know
That sounds kind of strange but almost play it from the catchiest part of the song
I skip the ads first then skip the ads you forgot to pay for premium
I'll turn up the volume start to play it again. Okay. I think I have something open up your eyes relax your hand
Are you playing right now Finn?
The less I know
Okay, ten and five.
Get a government agent!
Get a voice!
I don't want the body shot.
I'm losing my face.
But here, you still have a word in mind, right?
Don't say that word. I need everyone to come closer.
We're going to use the Wi-Fi.
We're going to complete the frequency here.
So just focus over here.
Focus on the word inside your mind. Go like this. Hold out your hand.
Do you know?
What do you see? What was the word inside your mind?
mind I can say it yeah convince but if you have your phone on you right now I
want everyone to take out your phones take out your phones go inside your
Wi-Fi settings do we have some I see Maze flip six but you can see this is
convinced right yes yes convinced and that's seriously the word you're
thinking good that's okay we're outside in the woods in Texas here if you were
to guesstimate if you were to guesstimate you have your phone on you have
your phone on you're ready if you were to guesstimate how many contacts do you
have in total oh I have no idea no idea maybe like 15 15 yeah I don't believe you
for some reason 15 I feel like most of us at least have 50 50 oh this is like the
work phone yeah okay I have someone that's fine do you have more than
Can you open up your contacts?
Yes.
Open up your contacts?
Okay.
Good.
I'm going to show you exactly how you can check.
If you were to just estimate, how many would you say?
A few hundred.
A few hundred, okay.
This is smooth though.
I think he's flirting with you.
Eight hundred.
Eight hundred twenty-four.
Just be careful not to...
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
It's real quick.
Good?
Yeah.
Okay.
Eight twenty-four.
We're going to keep this just on our side, but I need you to see this.
recognize most of these people? If I said like, wake? Wilder? Do you know wake? Yeah, old friend of mine from years ago. Old friend. Okay, cool. We're going to start off somewhere in the middle. Can you hold out your right and
next finger? Okay, perfect. Go like this and go underneath your phone and start to scroll. Yeah, this way. Let's scroll that way towards yourself and stop anytime you want. Okay. Are you happy with that? Do you want more for good luck? Sure. I'm going to lock up the phone. Okay. Is it locked up? It is. Perfect.
keep this towards yourself so no one else can see it. Unlock it but remember the
very first name on the top. Don't say it like the most clear name on the very top.
Okay. You have it. Do you recognize this person? I do. Okay perfect lock up your
phone put it away. It's shrouded. Let me try to write this down. Would I be right to say if you're a picture of this person this is a this is a male. Yeah. This is a male. Okay I'm
self-aware it's not that impressive right? Yeah well I'm just gonna guess. Write this down. There's a lot of
girls in there so like it was less than 50% so it's a good guess. I wrote down a
bunch of letters can you all see this bunch of alphabetical letters doesn't
mean anything right now hold out your right hand. If you imagine right over
here their first thing is spelled out open up your eyes that's fun right here
the first thing look at one of the letters like smack in the middle focus
on that one letter okay are you just were you thinking of you? Yes. Yes because
that this person was here maybe you wouldn't necessarily want to introduce us
to them but you'd be thinking oh my gosh that's Bruce that's crazy that's crazy
it was Bruce it was like Bruce Andrews yeah that's crazy let's take this a
step further hold out your hand and come in come in can everyone hold out both
your hands towards the snowpack yep like this like this and wash the
Letters. Come in close. Come in close. Wash the letters. Imagine them almost start to
just fade away. Start to just fade. I feel like I'm in episode Jackie Chan adventures.
This is crazy. I can see all the letters. This is crazy.
You want me to fuck you down?
You want me to fuck you down?
Dude, that is crazy.
Ha!
Ha!
That's crazy.
Cornet, cornet.
Wait, can you do me?
Yeah, absolutely.
So, of course this year is the year the Fire Horse, right?
Rapid change, a lot of growth.
So, if you were to think of someone special in your life
that has created a lot of change in your life,
can you just think of who that person might be?
because who that person might be.
Yeah.
Okay. Someone that isn't here.
Okay, would I know this person?
There's no way.
Here, I'm gonna give you a piece of paper.
Do they have a nickname?
Yeah, they have like a gamer tag that I call that.
A gamer tag.
I'll let you decide if you wanna use their gamer tag
or if you wanna use their actual first name.
You decide.
I use a gamer tag.
Perfect, is it like a short gamer tag or a long?
It's short.
Okay, short thing.
So you hold on to this
and actually let me just make this easier for you.
I'm gonna write down this line.
Write down their first thing, okay?
Or their gamer tag, it's up to you.
Don't show anybody.
Fold it into quarters when you're done.
And then you said fold it into quarters?
Yeah, well, pre-folded.
Okay.
That's good?
Yeah.
I'll take back the pen first.
Yes, can you see through the piece of paper
if you hold it up towards like a lantern on top?
No.
No, nothing.
Okay, let's do a double check.
Check, can you see through?
Nothing, I'm really, can you see through?
Nothing there.
Nothing.
This will help me.
If you imagine them standing next to me,
are they taller than me or shorter than me?
Uh, taller.
Taller.
Okay, I drink a lot of milk, but they drink milk.
Do they have darker hair, lighter hair,
colored hair or no hair?
Same color as you.
Sure, and what might they be wearing?
Don't even say anything, just think about their fit.
When was the last time you saw this person?
Months ago.
Months ago?
Okay, so it's been a minute.
Are you gonna see them soon?
I hope so, yeah.
Good, how about you right now for me?
Sort of like this.
I rip up all the pieces, they're like scrabble pieces,
it's the reason for me.
Do you have an empty pocket you can leave them inside?
Yeah.
If I get anywhere close to this name,
would that be impressive?
Yeah.
I mean, billions and billions of names
in the whole wide world, right?
And you're thinking of specifically their gamer handle.
I'll get this down.
I feel like there's a lot of vowels in this name
for some reason.
A lot of vowels.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I'm gonna show everyone on this side first. I have no idea. Does that make sense?
That's a good one. Okay, let's shot in the dark. For the first time out loud, you just wrote down
their gamer handle. You're just thinking about that, right? What is their actual name though?
I'm just curious. Peter. Peter. Like P-E-T-E-R. Peter. Yeah. But it sounds nothing like their
gamer handle. No, not at all. Say it out loud. Tell chat. Who are you thinking of? What's their
actual gamer. Omega. Oh my God. That's crazy. I'm shaking.
That's crazy. Thank you. Thank you. That's interesting because you were thinking of technically
two names. Yeah. I did something in the beginning. I think I handed you my wallet, right? Yes.
How long ago was that, if you were to guesstimate?
Uh, that was about 20 minutes ago?
20 minutes.
Yeah.
Can you take out my wallet?
Yes.
Oh, look, look.
Did you open it up?
Did you take out the cash?
I did not take, I didn't even look.
Missed opportunity, you sure?
Oh, dang it.
Inside, I want you all to see.
Look, inside is another wallet, right?
It's like a Russian doll.
And inside this wallet, here's a zipper.
Can you open this up?
This is for you.
Hopefully it will make a lot of sense.
Read the other side out loud.
Say hi to Peter for me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't chill.
That's crazy.
This is my love.
of synchronizing right now so let's take that to the next level. Emily you're
going to help me for this. So I want you to come in closer and help me out too.
So I'm going to mix up these cards a little bit and you can see both of you.
There's no specific order all of them are just in a random order. So I'm going to start off with you.
Emily go like this, hold it in the hand that feels comfortable, just one hand.
But kind of hold it like this. Strong grip. Yep. With your other hand come
over and with your middle and thumb that might be easiest lift up as many or as
few cards as you want just straight up like this and I don't want anyone to see
and I want camera to see turn it towards yourself the top packet remember that
card okay don't show anybody put it back face down and then we're gonna do
the same thing with you so we're gonna mix up the cards a little bit place it
in the hand if those right and then wherever you want as many or as few
lift up and then turn it towards yourself the top pack I don't want
You see Emily?
You have it, yes?
Put it back when you're done, Amiru.
You have the card remembered, right?
Yes.
And both of you just say it over and over inside your mind.
Try not to forget that.
I need a third person.
I mean, who should help me out with this?
But me.
Have you ever experienced where you're maybe walking
through a mall and you see someone
that's either walking away from you or towards you?
You're like, oh my gosh, that's Steven
or that's Mary, and then when they get close enough
you're like, oh, it's just a complete stranger, right?
It's a mirage.
Just like this.
It looks like I'm holding a playing card,
but this isn't a normal playing card.
I mean, it kind of looks like it with a shape,
sounds like it, right, the texture, all the same,
but there's nothing on this card.
Let's switch positions real fast.
I'm gonna, here.
I want you to imagine that there's actually a card here.
Okay, start to just visualize this.
Visualize that I'm actually holding a card.
And can you try your best to see what this card is?
Don't say anything out loud,
But do you see a playing card?
It's so weird, because it's literally just a blank card.
Right?
You can literally see it.
Bonnie, come back.
You saw something.
Keep that card in mind, because all three of you
have a card in mind now.
OK.
Right?
Come in close.
When I snap my fingers, only when I snap,
I want the three of you to shout out the color of the card,
red or black.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Bonnie, are you ready?
That's three, two.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
And maybe that's a coincidence, right?
All three of you have a red card, 50-50.
This time, I want all three of you
to say the entire playing card.
For example, like Ace of Spades, okay?
Are you all ready?
Loud, clear voice, so we're looking here.
That's three, the entire card, two, one.
King of Hearts!
So you all had it?
Oh, this is hard.
Oh!
Secretive.
There's no way!
You're so passionate!
We have no secretive.
The body got it on an empty car.
I didn't know it was that possible.
We're connected, guys.
I'm so glad.
Connected.
That's not...
Look.
What do we see inside here?
Nothing.
This is your phone?
Yes.
Which iPhone is this one?
iPhone 15.
That works.
Can you open up the camera?
Yes.
I'm going to take a picture of all of you.
Oh, cute.
Camera friends included, yes.
People like this.
Hold on to it for a second.
I want you to hold it like this.
I'm going to show off your FBI badge shirts.
I'm going to take a picture like this.
Let me turn on your flash, like maybe, there we go.
And can you all get into a small little group?
I'm going to take a picture and you can sit on this side.
The camera man?
Yep.
Extend out your hand a little bit.
Get in this picture too, yeah?
We get in there.
There we go.
Yeah, please, please.
All of you, all of you.
One, two, three.
Jeez.
Oh, good picture of that.
Hold on to this.
Good picture.
Or you can see the wallets though, right?
I want you to hold onto this.
I'm going to move between your hands.
Just like this, keep it tight like that.
Correct.
We can see it, it got no specific order
inside the deck, right?
It's just a little order.
I'm gonna give it one quick mix.
And as I go through the cards, Emily,
just touch any card that calls out your name.
Back here, this one.
Oh, we're gonna go back, okay?
Yes, that one.
This one.
Yes.
Are you sure I can keep going down?
If you want me to.
Oh, that one looks perfect.
This is the one.
Yes.
The one you want, okay.
Take a quick peek at it.
I'll show you again in a moment, but hold on to a face down, like pinch it face down so no one can see it.
I'm just coming close this way too, right?
Because I want you all to pinch it with maybe like one hand, face down, yeah.
Remember this very moment, it's very important.
The way you're pinching the card, the way I'm holding the card spread out,
the ambient noise around us, every single thing, right?
Even that card falling out.
Remember this.
The nine of clubs, remember the nine of clubs falling out.
We're going to change the moment now by showing everyone the card show chat.
Hmmm...
King of spades, right?
And when you're done, place the face down here.
Everyone can see the card still?
Yep.
So I'm going to make it hard for me to get back to this very moment in time.
So this is like a normal, we call it like an overhand shuffle.
Have you all heard of the drunk shuffle?
Do you want to take one of this?
That's sort of a drunk shuffle, but the drunk shuffle
I'm talking about is you flip up like half the cards face up half the cards face down push this in all together
You can see it's not an illusion. All of them are face down here
All of them are face up here
Like this for me one finger
And did you feel them like interweave yes, definitely yeah chaos look face up face down face up face down face down face up
Is your card the five of diamonds?
No.
Was your card a red card?
No.
So it wasn't the seven of diamonds?
No.
So like goose?
The seven of diamonds is going to help us go back in time.
Okay.
So pinch this face down, leave it face down and wave it over the deck because what that
starts to do is all the cards are going back facing the same and stop for a second.
All the cards are facing the same exact order.
Every single card.
You can see this, right?
And stop for a second, we're back to this moment again.
The way I pinch you in the card, the way I'm holding up the card spread out, the ambient noise around us, every single thing.
I'm gonna pull out this guy again!
Even the amount of clubs falling out of the deck. Everything is the same except your card.
Focus on your card and imagine the one you're holding, morphing into your card.
What was it? Say it out loud.
King of spades!
King of spades!
Take a look.
Wow!
I love my seven!
Beautiful!
Right because the king of spades is a very special card right it can move so
quick you can't even see it like if I take the king I place it about half way
I'm gonna guess to me maybe like 26 27 if I go like this right exactly right it
jumps right back up to the top doesn't matter right even if I take the card I
place it inside my pocket here can you snap your fingers it jumps back to the
He's a pesky one.
Can you just cover your hands?
Yep. And can you take both of your hands and just cover the top as best you can?
Yep, cover the top. And maybe take one of your hands, one of your hands, just all four of you cover.
Good. Hold on to that deck. I want to try one more thing with the scheme, right, because it can move.
If I place it inside my pocket like this, imagine I'm holding it.
Again, I can move it anywhere I want.
What did you see inside the wallet earlier?
There was nothing in there.
Did she have to move?
She had to move?
Inside the wallet.
You have to go.
You must move.
And that's the thing, right, even though this is sort of like traveling, anything
that travels is time travel.
it takes time so along the way time gets messed up what did I do in the very
beginning picture picture yes can you take a look at the picture wait it was
It's definitely empty.
No way. It was empty.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
How is there a picture here?
That's the kid.
That's the kid.
Oh my God.
Wow!
You got picture forever. This is your phone.
You never let go of the deck.
I took my hands away.
You can write back on that.
There's a lot of people when they see me perform,
Oh, it's like Bluetooth. You're using Bluetooth, right? That's sort of true because I do use Bluetooth in my cards
Do you believe me? Absolutely. I do use Bluetooth. It's in the layers of the cards and this deck of cards has one more function
It can shut down. All right, almost like disappear. You still feel the cards, right?
Don't like though, okay
It's gonna warm up a little bit. Do you feel it warm up?
The deck is starting to shut down right? Loosen up your hand just a little bit but keep your
hands here. I'm going to show everybody. It's starting to disappear. Do you still feel the
cards? Yes. Yes. All three of you are sorry everybody here count down three at the same
time the whole deck will disappear. Synchronize it. Do your best to synchronize it.
Three, two, one.
It's gone.
What's up, you?
You still feel the depth?
Yes.
Hold on, lift up your hands.
Oh.
But listen, listen.
What?
Because this is not a deck of cards.
Like I said, everything is done with Bluetooth.
Oh my God.
What is that?
What?
Who's a client?
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
Can we touch it?
Yeah, please.
What is it?
Battery.
Oh, Bluetooth.
Bluetooth cards.
Wow.
Thank you.
One last thing.
One last thing.
Because I want to sort of put a time capsule marker in this very moment, so let's do
this.
open up the calculator. Can you just enter in four random numbers? Okay. Change them all up.
Like different ones? Yeah, different ones. Okay, click multiply and then check. Can you just
spam like two digit numbers right now and then Emily go ahead choose a two-digit number at
random. Okay Chad. Maybe give it a little bit so it's like somewhere in the middle.
They're going to choose something.
Oh, I already know what they're talking about.
OK, right in the middle.
Try to find an original number.
Enter it in.
OK, good.
Not six seconds.
Six seconds.
Click multiply, please.
I will do like a three-digit number.
Can you just enter in three random numbers?
One, two, three.
Hit equals.
We have $44,591,544, a very big number.
Let's make this a little smaller.
Can you click minus?
Hell no.
Minus?
Okay, I'm gonna turn the phone face down and you have no idea what's going on
But go like this with one finger go one two three
One two three. Yeah, you move it around perfect. So you entered in four four five
Let's do this five more times, but maybe twice as fun one two
Oh, you didn't click the second one two and then three more go ahead one two three
Yeah tap three times move it around to is this that blue juice shit
It is.
You got the idea?
So all of you just created this random number, big number.
It's just hit equals. Go ahead, hit equals.
And we end up on our special number.
This number represents a song here and now in this very moment.
What is this? 25,104, right?
Yeah.
It had to have happened this way.
Can you hold my phone for a second?
I'm not going to get curbs, right?
I wrote something down before the show started.
Not just in my wallet, but actually on me
This is the bill for how much it's gonna cost not on this arm not on this arm
This arm because that was a two right first digit
That's a five that's a one a zero
We're gonna have to ask you to read it back, but I keep saying this was meant to be because
if we start to look at these numbers a little different, they look like alphabetical letters
like H-O-R-S-E.
This guy's all worse.
Happy Chinese New Year's everybody.
Woo! That was great!
That was really good.
That was great!
That was great!
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Thank you, Kevin!
That was great!
Amazing. This is my second time seeing this.
Amazing. Yes, very good.
Thank you, Kevin.
Yeah, Chad, this is Kevin Lee, Chinese.
Kevin Lee, magic. Thanks, guys.
Wow, thank you, Kevin.
I believe you should have taught me to be so great.
I wish! I wish!
He's too good!
What did you start burning, Kevin?
I started learning around eight.
Wow.
Then I joined a venue where they teach a lot of young kids magic.
They're all in high school.
I just kind of jumped into it full time.
That's amazing! Well, you're great at it.
Thank you for coming. Thank you for celebrating.
Oh, help yourself to some food.
Absolutely, yeah.
I feel free to hang out. We have more stuff.
Give it back in the picture with you.
I will cherish the photo forever.
I still don't know how he acts.
The king of spades in the new picture that we took.
Yes, he added the king of spades guys.
I think it's going to be some type of attack, but this is your phone.
Yes it is, it is, my crusty phone.
I know it's mine.
Probably in the picture.
Wow.
Amazing.
Thank you Kevin.
So talented.
Wow incredible.
I'm thinking, you don't think that?
Yeah, we're getting a phone.
Thank you Kevin.
Appreciate it.
Yes.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, thank you guys, that's so funny you thought it was fun.
Yeah!
Actually, it has been my family's fault.
Thank you!
Yeah, it was crazy, because I was like, when you said family,
and I was like, oh, it's gonna be funny.
I was like, I stood way back and said, there's no way you're gonna.
You!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know, because you got my friend Isaiah from college like years ago.
That's crazy.
And I'm like, okay, there's no way he's going to get someone here.
If you think about it, that's in many more ways challenging because that's like reverse psychology.
I wouldn't think that you'd think of someone here because that might look easy, but that should be challenging.
Yeah, you asked like, do I know this person?
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
That makes sense.
When I asked if I was going to be cursed, you didn't say no.
But it's like a good curse. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Take it back. Take it back.
I rebuked. I rebuked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are those hide-and-minders?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Well, I'm already cursed.
You have to see Omega, right?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no!
That's incredible.
He said it's a good curse.
You're buying lost wallets.
Lost wallets?
Yes.
Unfortunately, I'm not Apple.
He stole it.
He stole it.
Thank you.
I lost it at the airport.
Thank you.
You have to do like the whole mind palace, right?
Re-trace your steps.
Okay.
Hopefully you find that soon.
Thank you.
This is awesome.
Thank you guys.
It was really awesome.
It was very impressive.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, I was trying to figure out how you're doing it all.
I can't.
It's like jazz right? Thoughts will just come in sometimes and I'll just take sometimes wild guesses and just connect.
So it's not true, it's actual power?
You could think of it like that, but it's also just a lot of intuition. Going with your gut instinct.
It's like Julia. She was unlocking the phone.
What age did you get into this?
It was eight, but I didn't get serious about it until around like 16, yeah, around high school.
The same.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
Do you know any other people like you?
Do I know any what?
Yeah.
Do you know any person who is like you?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
There's a whole world where I come from.
There's a bunch of talented magicians and mentalists too.
Do you read each other?
Do we like read each other's minds?
Um, sometimes I guess, yes, we do.
Are you going to find being lost or what?
Oh, sure, you have a question.
Yeah, unfortunately not.
Ah, I'm just important, Kevin.
Yes.
I was wondering if I could borrow a deck of your cards and show you my magic trick.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Actually, really, really.
I would love to see some of that.
Okay, yes.
Does it have to be a full deck?
Because I was giving them my book.
No, no, no full deck.
We'll see here.
Sure.
Let's do it.
Welcome, Kevin.
Yeah, let's do it.
Extra Emily Game Magic Show.
Magic show. Okay. As you can see here, a shuffle deck.
Yes.
Nice and random, right Kevin?
Totally.
Okay. And please pick a card and show it to chat and memorize it.
It doesn't matter which one.
Any card you would like.
Okay, yes. Showed a chat.
Very nice.
And now put it on top of deck one, two or three.
So I decide.
Yes.
illusion of choice. Okay, great. And now, I'm gonna have to move, I'll move. And I will randomly lay out the cards.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
You're doing great.
Thank you, honey. I'm glad you tried to get to another person. Okay, as you can see, they are quite random.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll go through the holdout, okay.
Nice.
Okay.
It's a lot of piles.
Right, right?
And now, come in! Tell me which piles to pick up. I'll pick them up randomly.
Okay, alright. These two?
Can you give us a bit?
Yep.
And then keep on going.
Oh yeah, we're gonna pick up all of them.
Do I do two more?
All of them.
All of them.
You can use, like, point. This one, this one, this one.
This one.
Okay?
Yep.
I was on a mission, and then I was like, wait, and then...
Next one?
And then this one?
That one?
Oh, I am!
This one...
The one closest to you here?
Okay awesome now that's me do my magic
Kevin was this your car?
What's that for sure?
I don't think so
It wasn't your car?
Wait no no no
Oh please
Yeah
What was your car?
I mean it was kinda close
What was it?
Say it?
Yeah
Jack of diamonds
J-A-C-K-O-F-D-I-A-M-O-N-D-S
Oh!
Oh my God!
That was good!
Wait, is that one?
That's a card too!
Thank you for sharing that with me.
Thank you for letting me.
What? I can keep it?
Oh, thank you!
I just get my solar sauce hands all over that.
This is perfect! I love the car!
Oh, it's very good!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
Good job!
Thank you!
Thank you guys!
Thank you, thank you!
Would you say that you travel?
Oh, I do! I go to LA sometimes.
Okay, I mean like, maybe other countries?
Oh, ah!
You know, the bucket list?
Oh, I want to go to Japan one day.
Can you think of another city in the world that you want to visit that isn't Japan or like?
That is not Japan or LA?
Yeah, I don't think of like Tokyo or anything like that.
A city, a city. Got it. Yes. Yes. You have some more of mine.
But it's not in Japan or LA. Correct.
Let me see. Is that your phone? Yes, it's my phone.
Can you open up like a safari? Yes, of course.
It's 74 degrees. It's nice weather.
Let me see if this will make sense. And you can continue to change your mind if you want.
It doesn't matter, right? Because maybe the first choice is always a little obvious.
This place seems nice.
Seems like a good place to visit.
Okay.
I'm going to put this water bottle on top just in case.
Okay.
Do me a favor.
So it's about 74 degrees in Austin right now.
It is.
Can you just search up the city?
Yes.
Right?
And maybe show your friend over here.
But don't show chat.
And I'll look this way.
Okay.
This one?
Okay.
Yeah, click inside of it so you can see the temperature.
But don't say anything.
Just so you know what the temperature is.
Okay.
I got the temperature and exit out on the top left. Yep. Exited you didn't think of any one of these did you like
Pasadena
Okay, no soul either side
Imagine the temperature right now of this place
You did this so you do need a jacket. I would okay. Yes, I would need a jacket. I would I think
Can you hold up your hand for me?
Can I write something back cool?
I don't want you to see it, I don't want you to see it, but...
I'm getting live-bought.
Make a fist? Keep it in a fist?
So it's pretty chilly, like...
What do you say between maybe 40 and 60 degrees around there?
Yes, yes, that's right, that's exactly right.
What's the exact temperature right now?
It is 56 degrees there.
56 degrees?
Mm-hmm.
Can you open up your hand?
What?
Wow, that's 56!
How did you know?
Wait, does the phone talk to you somehow?
Like it vibrates depending on the number?
Well, it's intuitive because the next time you're in Santorini, just say hi to all of us.
Wow! Santorini!
I already started your itinerary, so take a look at your phone.
What?
What?
Wait, really?
Santorini!
How do you do all that?
You got your flux right now.
Wow!
Wait, that's so creepy.
Wow, I can go to Santorini.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
We have to leave this box and we can set up the next show.
You guys can keep going.
Thank you, Kevin.
I'm getting chilled.
I'm so sorry I didn't watch it all.
No, you're fine.
I have a question. Are you partner with him?
I'm not.
He told me to ask you that.
Oh, good guess.
Good guess.
I'm Chinese.
I'll be Chinese here.
There you go.
I'm getting quite a lot.
Are you okay?
No, I did not.
This is our magic trick.
Nick, are you done?
No, he's just reading his old portrait.
What is this?
Don't miss out on your chance to win big.
Oh, that's about to happen inside.
Whoa!
That's great.
Yeah. Yeah.
Where are those bloggers? Where are the important bloggers?
That's what I said. That's what I said.
Yeah.
So when I did it, I took the chance, I'm going to pop you in the fucking face, okay?
And what did you do?
I said, if I'm taking out my glasses, I'm just going to be fucking good, because you're probably going to try it yourself.
I think I got a gun and I fucking shoot him in the face.
Anyway.
We're working smarter, not harder.
That was some crazy magic, wasn't it?
Okay, come on. Real talk. What the fuck happened there? On your perspective?
I don't know, because if it was on his phone, I'd be like, okay, but it was on my phone.
the fuck you are you look like a team I think he did kind of he's like a
typical hipster straight up though the reason why I took me a while a bit is
because I was thinking mollers Gustav Mahler something number five which is an
hour long it has no words so I threw him a bone and I picked a popular song I
wanted to say Gustav Mahler number five and he got the lyric that you
That's the thing is that he knew that you would do that and so he was the kind of hipster who would then be self-conscious so he knew I'd be self-conscious.
Yeah, he knew you'd be in his car to show it.
Fuck!
Yeah, no, he read it all.
Yeah!
I need a medello, call me back.
I need a medello.
This Chinese New Year has been sponsored by...
Medello.
I'll be curveball twins.
I think there's nobody here besides her.
We need to see her.
Guys, they're setting up the next show.
So we've been 20 minutes, we're going to use the Wheel of K.
Wheel of K?
We're going to talk with people, but we have to find groups that really only have 20 minutes.
So I went to people next to me.
Okay, so um I'll explain it oh okay thank you okay so we're gonna spin and you guys get one envelope
It'll let me all of you challenge and if one person out of you three completes it,
we'll give you a red package which has cash inside in it.
Oh yeah, you guys are the one.
You can get anywhere from $1 to $100.
Ohhhh.
I do.
No worries.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
Oh, I have to be out.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Can you read on the inside?
Let me see, yeah, stick it back in there, please.
Year of the Rabbit, you are a wild rabbit.
I can't do this one.
You are a wild rabbit, go get on your hands and your knees and annoy everyone by hopping
around the party like a bunny you are.
Okay, is it about the jacket?
Oh no, one of you...
Wait, can I get the money?
Can I get the money though?
I need the money.
I have like five subs.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, I can't jump over the top.
Wait, I gotta get on my knees?
Yeah, you gotta do that.
Wait, does anyone have anything to put on my butt?
You wanna wrap my thing?
Wait, is he only gonna jacket that seeker still?
Wait, seeker?
No, this is, this is.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, seeker jacket?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, it's only that seeker jacket.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, that's a jacket.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Emily!
Are you okay?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm going to fly it!
What do you want?
Whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Why is she doing that? She's from here!
Oh my shit!
Oh my shit!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I'm not gonna fucking give you one.
I'm off the work now.
You can use it use wisely.
$100.
Cinda?
Wait, I got two?
Because you're on a team.
Oh!
The three of us are on a team?
Oh!
Yay!
Oh, she made it!
I got a sticker!
Yay!
You get it for $5 here, Mari.
Now you can have it be $6.
Thank you.
This is like a tier one, too.
Yay, she made it!
Thank you, Emily!
Yay!
Yay!
The chocolate!
Oh, Emily?
How are we going to win some money?
If you have a very gentle spin on the wheels, that's right.
Gentle spin.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, sorry, that wasn't gentle at all.
Oh, no, it's a snake.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, I don't know what these things mean.
Oh no, it's a snake.
It's a snake.
Oh god.
Oh it's a snake.
You guys can read it together.
Yeah.
All right.
You all get money.
Okay, how much do you need?
If you get it between one and a hundred.
Okay, I want a hundred.
Let's see what this is.
Okay, it says, year of the snake, you were a silent killer.
Successfully jab five people in the side without them knowing.
Without them knowing?
Jab them.
I can do it.
Wait, can we do it collectively?
Wait, how much money is it?
Two to one.
Okay.
We choose later.
You can do it.
Okay.
But they can't know.
So if they catch me, that means it's bad, right?
Well, you're kind of ruining it, aren't you?
A bit more perfect.
I have an idea. I have an idea.
Are you ready? You guys got to go along with it.
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
Let's do this!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Have PTSD?
I'm just hoping.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, I'm passing the phone to somebody who has a raging alcohol addiction.
I'm not getting out of the way.
I'm not getting out of the way.
It's you.
It's pass the phone.
Okay, that was one by the way.
Hey, Arthur.
Oh my god, my heart rate's gone.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm on two.
He was my first one.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh, yuck.
Oh my god.
Oh, yuck.
Why?
He's not answering himself, Arthur.
That was spy right with those good.
See?
I don't know what's happening.
Keep your hands to yourself.
I'm not going to have a headshot.
That's not right.
Okay, that was fine.
Right?
Do I pass?
Okay, every person notice.
It's supposed to be a silent killer.
I kind of jabbed a little impressively.
I think I passed.
What is this?
Is this traffic I got in it?
We have to like pump into them, no?
Should I do one more?
For like extra credit?
Oh, look at Trim, here's some wine, you guys can drink anything you want.
There's free alcohol, I'm drinking it.
I think you should have alcohol in them.
Oh my god, Espan, how are you?
I don't know, I think my kidney hurts.
What?
I don't know, my kidney hurts.
What happened?
I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I'm fine now.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, super weird.
I couldn't move for six seconds.
That's okay.
But, yeah, I hope you have a good day.
All right, I think I, that was,
I literally did extra credit.
I think I did six.
Who do I report to?
I did it! Nobody knew! Nobody noticed at all. Nobody noticed.
Three?
It's supposed to be more than that.
So we did S-Fan. We had no idea.
We did more. We had no idea.
Okay.
We did my friends over here. No idea. Two of them.
All for good.
You want some we do?
We'll count it.
Good job.
All right, it's six.
Okay.
It's 13, your team have answered your three.
Okay.
I'll do this one.
Yeah, that's two.
Oh, that's two, okay, that's mine to be then.
Open it for the camera as well.
Yeah, how much should you get?
Yes.
Oh, a five.
Oh!
15.
No way, how many of those are in there?
There's a lot.
Really?
Okay, this one's going to Arthur.
She can't find her.
Okay, okay, we're rich!
We're so rich!
Bye!
Uh, Mark?
I can't get a spin here.
Can I have a spin?
I'm gonna spin it into team members.
Okay.
So I spin, which way do I spin?
Whichever way you want.
Okay.
Wheel of morality. Turn, turn, turn.
We should burn.
Alright.
Here's the pic.
Hurry up on each other.
Shush, shush.
You're the pick. You are. How many did you bring joy to everyone around you?
Who did it by making three people laugh at the few jokes of your own?
You're happy to bring joy to everyone and prove it?
By making people laugh at the few jokes of your own?
Most of the jokes are racist.
What will they laugh?
No.
That's one.
Then I guess you're fucked.
That's one.
Okay, so we're on the same team, how are we going to make people laugh?
Um, good luck.
What?
You guys are going to help me?
I don't know how to make people laugh.
I'll try.
You guys know how to make people laugh?
I'll try.
I don't know how to make people laugh.
Okay.
Wait, I have to help you.
Yeah.
I didn't know what the challenge was going to be.
Uh, we're coming back.
Okay.
Who's there?
Who's up?
We got to find a prey.
Come here.
I just wanted to tell you a joke.
You thought it was a really good joke.
I did.
What do you get when you mix a possum in a cherry tree?
Possum in a cherry tree?
What do you mean?
My ass.
Was that a laugh or not funny?
Nah.
Is that a cuckow?
It's okay, it's a cuckow.
I should have known what it says.
You still got a part?
Coach?
Yeah, well I added it.
What is this?
It's my crack napkin.
Still a little bit left.
Alright, that's three.
You're a crack addict, you son of a bitch!
I'm so sorry.
Good to see you again, by the way.
I feel like we never actually talked about it.
Have we?
We never talked.
Oh, good to see you for the first time.
Yeah.
You're a dead man.
Yes.
Okay.
Alright.
Here you go.
Did you do it?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, that's been, that's been.
You can get Bonnie now. Take one with you for your team.
Oh, we get Bonnie.
Yes, don't take them off for yourself.
Okay, all right, look, counsel.
I think she put the expensive ones in the back.
All right, Aru.
Okay, it's so hard to get this.
Let's see if that fortune is good.
Why is this a bike?
Is it a ship interaction?
Absolutely.
All right, let's win a paper for it.
Oh, wow!
Shit!
We had 100.
Ha ha ha!
I'm not giving you anything.
This one was mine.
Bonnie, here you go.
Man, it was mine.
We did like...
Disney!
Ha ha ha!
I need you!
I need you!
I need you!
I need you!
Disney!
HA, HA, HA, HA
That's how government tax returns look like.
Yeah, yeah, it's a trip. They take all of our money and then we're left with this.
That's right.
I'm happy. I love the government.
Our next big dog, Grosso, go ahead.
I need you, I need you. It's oil.
I love that shit, Russell!
No, that's not it.
No, that's not it.
Alright.
Gently! Gently!
Gently!
Okay.
Woo!
Come on!
You rock!
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger!
Woo!
Alright, raise the challenge for your team.
I'll have a challenge.
I don't know how to tell you.
Yeah.
Where was he?
I think it's a pig, though.
What?
One is behind him.
You're already scared, alright.
You're not going to see him.
Oh, it says we don't have to do anything.
Open the shack!
Oh!
Wait!
Year of the Tiger!
You are a Tiger!
Do you do the Chinese accent?
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Gear of the Tiger.
Emmer has to give each of you $500.
What?
USD as well.
And a cop.
That's not what it says.
Close enough.
C.C.
Close enough.
C.C.
Oh my God, he can't read.
He can't read with a roll and follow up with a speech.
Worthy of an account copy.
Alright.
Let me hear it, let me hear it.
Oh, God.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
They've been acting up on it so many times.
No!
Shut up, Randal! For God's sake!
Hello, everyone.
Happy Chinese New Year.
Many, many more Chinese New Years to you all.
Shut up!
Many blessings.
What a long time!
Much prosperity.
And make sure that when you're chasing your dreams,
You follow them. No matter who tells you who you are, you keep going.
Why did you hit him?
Who is he talking to?
He doesn't even go here.
Thank you guys.
You guys keep talking.
Oh my god, we're three.
We're going to get one.
I don't understand
Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful
This one's very Chinese
Is this something money?
It's very Chinese
Do we open it?
Oh, five dollars!
30 Australian dollars
She's shit
What do you mean?
$10 fucking dollars!
You're so crazy!
10 grand no matter what you say.
Yeah?
Oh, one more victim!
It ends!
He actually ended!
You, you too!
I'm doing a little thing!
You need to spin the wheel and start it.
Oh, no!
I'm doing a little thing!
I'm doing a little thing!
Oh, no!
It's right there!
What do you have to do?
The screen.
Oh, okay.
Let me do it on this side.
So what, you just pull this thing?
Not by the pants.
You're very fragile.
Didn't rip them.
No!
No!
Is that too much?
Okay, so I'm trying.
Wow, good job, Nick.
Oh, that's good.
All this is...
Oh.
Oh!
Dragon! Dragon!
Dragon!
So Nick, this is your captain.
What are the group shots?
Nick is a dragon.
He's got it.
Crazy.
Okay, you're of the truth, okay?
You agree to go around the party and try to get someone to gift a sub to chat
You can't tell them why you're asking or what's on this call to stop the chat
So there's nothing more greedy than a bunch of streamer millionaires. This is gonna be hard
I know this whole chat would never this whole couch would never do this.
What is this? What? What is this?
I would say it.
I don't know what you mean. I don't know what you're saying.
He's, he's, he's playing his game.
We're not doing that.
I don't know. What do you think we do?
I think I know something we do it.
Really? Who?
Um, but if I go over there and ask them, how do I do this?
I'll go with you. I'll go with you. What do you think?
Come here, come here. Emily, Emily, Emily.
Finn has a big heart.
Yeah, I think he do it.
Yeah, that's right.
I can't tell you until it's done.
It might need you.
What is it?
Can you ask me?
Finn!
I love this party!
Oh, let me guess.
Not even a real interaction because we're friends.
Just some challenge.
Go ahead.
She really speaks for us.
It's not a challenge, but um, it's disgusting.
Oh, okay, fine.
Yeah, so there's a whole bunch of people in chat
who really like the podcast,
and that they specifically like to.
Yeah?
And they were like, dude, if they didn't give it a sub to chat,
it'd be really awesome.
Clattery, right?
They really thought that you could just like...
What's the favorite thing you've talked about
on the podcast recently?
Uh...
Yeah, good.
I'm gonna have to say World of Warcraft.
Oh yeah, World of Warcraft.
Just the whole time, an hour and a half of it.
I really like you, they really would love you to do it for us.
In this event, it's so awesome.
Everybody, if I pull the chat right now,
they're dull, we really like them.
W Finn! W Finn!
Let me just do a quick peek.
We love Finn!
That's one quick one.
W Finn!
The chat logs here, they're obsessed.
Look at that! We love Finn!
Like they are saying it.
One, one, just one.
I don't even know how to do it.
I don't give subs.
I hurt this community actively.
After all they've given to you, you've given us nothing back.
It's not even working.
It's pulling up my web browser.
Oh, that's my credit card.
Complete purchase.
Wow!
I don't even know what to do. I can't believe I'm getting so angry!
I know you're doing it. I never forget my friendship.
Yes.
Also, flattery works.
Yes.
I really like when Chapters make me nice to people.
I mean, you're really funny.
I don't even know what to do.
Tell them to get the money.
I'm hard to.
What?
Let me see what you're doing.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't even know what to do.
What do you have to do?
You have to be somewhere near to pick us up to chat.
I love the chat. I do no steamer, we're doing it because you're really greedy.
So I went to Fendime Village.
Oh, you guys saw Travis and they love Fendime.
Wow.
You picked it up on the floor.
Oh, thank you.
Do we each get one?
Yes.
We really?
Yes.
Hey, let's see guys.
I got one more group after this.
What do you want to see?
$10!
I also got $10, but this is very significant, because for the first time in the last 10 years,
oh this is mine, thank you.
Exciting.
I will be going to Vegas, my $10.
We said our rage in it guys but I can get
I can't
You don't have to do the full tap
Come on, come on, just tap, just tap
I can't
Come on, I can't
Come on, come on, come on
I can't, I can't
You guys will be our last team
Okay
Okay, it's fair
We all will be our last team
I don't know what's here, sorry
Oh, it's okay, I think I'm breaking it.
Guys, I can't read, this just me asks.
Okay, you're the monkey, you're energetic monkey.
So I'll take a picture of you and it's going to be a tree outside.
How many people are in it, by and large?
That's a good one.
Chad, this side is going to fly us.
Of course I don't have to put it.
Wait, I have to do another three of us?
Any of you three can do it.
Are you all three?
Okay, I think we all three are going to fly me three.
I don't know what climbing a tree looks like.
Like what if, can I use this as a helper?
Can we climb like this tree?
Like listen, hear me out, what if.
Okay, we're here with the angles.
I'm scared, we're all climbing the tree.
Okay, hear me out.
I'm on the tree.
This is technically climbing because I climbed to get up here. Yeah. Yeah
What? I feel like I'm going to go a little higher. Oh you want to go higher. Oh my god. Yeah.
I want to go higher. Wait. This is pretty high. Are you okay with the angles of my wearing a skirt?
Okay. Does this work? Okay.
What happened to the tree? Oh no, yeah, finish, finish.
We're just moving out. We're just moving out.
We're just moving out. We're just moving out.
We're still going. This is so Chinese.
Let's do this. All of us who are Chinese, we should take a picture together.
Wait, I have my camera.
What is all of this?
I'm actually not Chinese.
Chinese?
Yeah, I'm half.
I'm half.
I'm half.
I'm Japanese.
Shishin.
Konnichiwa.
Wait.
I'm not sure if I'm going to miss a Korra
Well no, because I was... I got a...
I got a...
Are we are you Chinese?
I'm half Chinese, I'm Japanese
Oh, you know what?
It's so easy
Oh, no!
It's flying now
Yes
Are you having a great time?
Oh, you got...
Okay, everyone say shit, shit!
Oh, what?
Mori
Wait, hold up, oh, it's almost...
I don't want to see you
Yes, you got to get ready
Okay, that's good enough
I'll pass it.
All right, come on down real quick.
Oh, are you just going to move down to the tube light?
Yeah, everyone, head down to the grass, please.
Mr. People?
Yay!
Where's mine?
Let's see how much we made.
How much we made climbing trees.
I'm going to say five.
Okay.
I'm gonna say a hundred okay, so that's one off. I'm gonna say one
You have a 50 no she got that she got the 50
I want it so bad for me like I drink water
No, I'm just old. I'm in pain.
It's still so cold though. You want to go grunting?
Because it hurts. You don't know about this pain.
Yes, you'll get there in 15 years.
I'll be 35.
Yeah, that's all I am.
35?
Yes.
Nothing that hurts.
So why am I paid on any of these?
Take good care of your body.
Oh, shit.
Don't eat.
The elderly section is over here.
The elderly section over here.
Oh shit, okay, bye babe.
I'm in pain.
My legs hurt.
Wait, you know what's crazy, Nick?
Illiterity is like almost like you say,
mate, did you and you're walking like this.
She's walking like this.
She said I did this to myself.
Well, everyone go this way.
I think you got, wait.
Do you think you did that?
No, I don't get panic.
Then why are you walking like that?
She's just passing out money.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We should be over an hour later.
For good lunch, right, right?
Oh!
Okay, fine.
I bet I'll get a handbook.
I swear, wait, wait, wait.
What is yours?
Oh, we open it?
I don't know yet.
Oh no, what is it?
Ten dollars.
God, it was worth it.
$1.00!
We're the fastest emotion.
$1.00!
What's the thing is?
Oh!
$1.00!
You want to trade?
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes, good trade.
Oh, everybody over there!
Sorry.
Is it a fish or something?
I think it is.
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
Frick!
How do you guys here we are the Texas dragon lion dance team?
I understand last year you guys got to see a little bit of lion dance so this
year you'll get to see a little bit something different this year so this
right here dragon dance so before we get started though you want to give you
guys an opportunity to try it out that way you guys get to know kind of what
it's like before we get started so I heard a catchy got excited with one
the lives last year maybe we need you to come up here
These are my percussionists, they're going to teach you what you need to do.
Hello!
Hi!
Hi!
You're good, you're good.
You're good, you're good.
You're dancing.
I do it there.
You and me.
Hi.
Hi.
Everybody's going to be following you.
Oh, God!
You and me.
Okay.
This is Marcella, she's going to instruct you, and then...
So basically, you just hold in here, make sure you're left in, just always at
the bottom of the pool.
Hold it in.
I'm just like...
Okay!
Uh, neck.
Other side, too.
Hold it.
Give me some more people.
Give me some more people.
I need a one, two, three.
Make sure both hands are...
Fix more.
Okay!
Wait, there's stickers in the yard.
I'm sorry.
I'm so old, gosh.
So, I got this.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Woo!
Oh, god.
I got this boys chasing the bull, which is awesome.
So, you're the one who's gonna win.
And then feel free to sit down. It'll take about the perforative bay about 10-12 minutes.
10-12, yeah.
So if you need a chair, go grab it now, maybe?
You want to grab a chair?
Oh, you're not sitting on the ground.
Good job.
Oh, yes.
Let's just sit right next to him.
So, we've got a guy here.
We've got this.
We got it.
Unless you need to be there for safety.
No, it's just, yeah, check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
You good?
Sit down.
Check, check, check.
Anyone else, chairs?
Yeah, I know.
No, it's okay.
Hey, check.
It's okay.
Thank you so much, Gaston.
Wow.
One more chair.
Wow.
Oh, there's no one's guy sitting around for a minute.
Oh.
I am so sorry.
I'll be good on that.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I
I
I
I
I
I
and
and
and
and
and
and
I
I
I
I
I
I
Oh!
Ah!
I made that!
I made that!
I made that!
I made that!
Good job!
Yay!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Very good, very good!
Awesome!
That was so very cool!
Wow!
Why don't you come up and take a photo with me?
Oh yeah!
Photo time!
Photo!
And then just walk around here.
Oh, I'm here.
Oh, under here.
Oh, under there.
Oh!
Oh!
Inside, inside.
Everybody come on in.
Oh, I'm gonna get inside one of these more.
Oh, that's cool!
I don't know if I can do that.
And then it's gonna come up over you guys.
What's going on? You're the most busy person in the world.
Well...
I like to ask questions.
What?
Alright, let me just...
Oh, thank you.
Hey, it's better to be cool.
I have a lot of tools.
You're like, how old are you?
I'm a customer of Detroit.
OK.
Am I in?
I'm fine.
Oh, no.
OK, no, it's just on.
Come on.
Get up and go.
Hey, guys, take me like that.
OK.
3, 2, 1.
OK.
3, 2, 1.
Ah.
Ah.
What's it do?
Who's growling?
I'm actually the most...
I'm...
It's not me!
No!
No!
But it definitely wasn't me!
Body farted everyone!
Somebody smell like shit!
Need something?
Almost off the moon!
Lock it in!
Need something?
Four, three, two, one!
One, two, three, one.
Oh!
Oh!
Flash.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you!
All right.
Thank you!
Three, two, one.
Oh, it's a brush.
Oh, man.
I love you.
I love you.
That's all I have.
That's all I have.
That's all I have.
I love you.
That's all I have.
Say meow!
Meow!
Meow!
It's not working.
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, it's a spot on my shirt.
Oh my god.
Eat some of it.
I'm not going to let it get in.
Hold your hand.
Soil!
Eat some?
Thank you!
Yay!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, we're in the room.
That's the girl!
Everybody back there!
I'm not gonna try to win.
Oh, thank you.
I'm not gonna win.
This is for you. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. You're so cool. Thank you, Matt.
This is so sick. Thank you guys. You are so awesome. Thank you.
Before everyone goes back in the house, let's do five.
Oh, okay. Thank you so much.
Guys, don't go inside yet. There's one more thing.
One more thing, and then we're done.
Let's do it.
Wow, they gave me the...
Happy New Year.
very cool we all we all got this for you for your birthday
birthday thank you so much yeah it looks incredible yeah that's so cool yeah
I hope it looks good for you as well I got this I got to play the little dog
I played the drums and I held the pearl.
I feel like I've sucked at it though.
Bro, I like how they're like, oh, we'll let you guys try just to muggle.
Yeah, that's what all of us.
Bye, dragon.
Bye, you guys. Bye, dragon.
I like twirls.
And pyro techniques!
Pyro techniques?
Yeah! This is mine.
Drink your little magical drink. All right, it's all gonna go away. It's gone. Good. Go to sleep now
Hey, nobody try and light one of these out of your mouth, please nobody light one of these out of your mouth
What are we doing?
Okay, yeah, we're gonna war
All right, we'll put it myself
This is the last thing of the night
New Year's almost over even though it was a couple weeks ago
That's okay, we don't have to worry about the last part.
To be fair, everybody thinks it was a couple of years ago, but like, with the revolutions in the world?
A couple of years ago? You say a couple of years ago?
Uh, no. Is that a couple of weeks ago?
Oh, couple of weeks ago.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. That's what I think. Anyway.
Oh, okay. Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Yeah, makes sense.
Okay, so what is that?
Not everyone's...
That looks just cool.
That's what we take for a ride.
Wait, where'd you get that?
I thought it was a big-ass firework.
Yeah, actually, you were like, wait, I don't want it.
Matt, everyone gets big-boy fireworks, right?
No, not everyone gets a big-boy fireworks.
Not only us.
Not only us.
I think that there's enough for everyone.
No, there's not. Sorry.
No, sorry.
Sorry, dude.
Wait, so are you strapped money, I thought?
Oh, wait, I've got another money thing I need to help you.
I got another money thing I didn't open
all I'm gonna get a secret
oh yeah I gave you another one
I thought it was a tiny little thing
$1 would be if the cool one was tiny
$1
chat this is great I mean glad that everyone's here
some people couldn't make it but they support it
yeah I mean the people that you know
Nobody important isn't here
Well, she's
Well, this is my third year doing the Lunar New Year parties
Yeah
or actually I'll say something yeah I've been doing this for three years guys and
you know things things have changed a lot but I can't help but feel like things
are the way that they're meant to be and I'm so happy because I feel like I have
such great friends and I have a great team I love Melissa and Ali and Jacob I
feel like I have one of the actually not one of them I think I have the best
team on Twitch that enables me to do events like this and it's so awesome
and I'm really happy with my community.
You guys are awesome.
And I feel like especially lately, things have been so fun.
And yeah, just really, really grateful
three year anniversary of the Lunar New Year streams.
And now that there's been a sweet moment,
I'm gonna be a streamer and ruin it by saying,
I like to do these events unsponsored
because that way, you know, my friends in chat
can enjoy it for free without a sponsor making it awkward.
So if you have a Twitch Prime,
I would really appreciate it and now I'm going to start lighting everyone's fireworks.
Can you say Chinese every time you light someone's fireworks?
Sing a kuala.
Can you point it?
Don't point it on time!
Let's chat!
Where are my...
It goes up in the air, right?
No.
How do you say it?
What do you say it?
The wind is very strong.
Thank you.
Thanks W Security.
Jacob!
Oh, thank you, oh, you're literally right there
Don't point it at Tyler bro
I use the scroll that I found
Bonnie, you can switch the light together.
Bonnie, stop!
No, no, no, don't pull me!
Bonnie!
Hey, hey, hey!
Bonnie, Bonnie!
Hey, hey, hey!
Light me up, light me up, light me up, light me up!
I'm going in my face!
All right, have fun, guys.
We're all sorry if I have to.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Wait, it's not me.
Wait, oh my God!
Yeah, everybody has to say something in Chinese.
Hey, hey, like my other one.
Remember?
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everybody else is listening in an ancient language
You're having a great time.
What's the time?
Great what?
Oh yeah, you're not going to eat that away.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
To the perilous fight
And the ramparts we watched
If you're watching we're not all like those people.
We actually love you.
Amazing guys. This is, this is, this is Chinese, Chinese New Year!
Chinese New Year!
God bless America!
Chinese New Year!
God bless Jimmy!
God bless Jimmy!
God bless America!
God bless China.
We love China.
China they're doing things great over there negative 20 in the chat
Wait, no, that's good. We love no plus 20. We love China. China is wonderful
Wait, can I open this now? Oh, yeah, you could have what we got what do we got what do we got?
I
We're all the hundreds.
I saw somebody's calling on the ground.
Some of the hundred.
Chad, Zola's just...
Leave him to fucking Mexico. I mean, I got ten.
We've got the hundreds. There were at least five of them.
Ah, what?
We've got like six open and I get to get anything.
What?
I got a lot of...
Wait, Amy, how much social credit do I have?
Chad, how much social credit?
How much social credit?
You got like ten.
Wait, is that bad?
You're kind of screwed.
Really?
Oh, fuck.
You look like you have a bunch of them.
I just because there's a hole.
Yeah, I was going to say.
It's like a flower.
I get social credit for this, yeah?
You can't tell me that.
What's 10 social credit?
How much?
Not that much.
You know.
Shares out here earlier.
last event guys I thought it was I thought it was fun it was it's always nice
getting everyone together just to hang out and stuff I hope you guys enjoyed it
too everyone actually wore red again it's so nice very cool and what you guys
think I guess maybe we can go around say bye everyone and thank you guys for
the subs I I do pay for some of these events out of my own pocket because I
don't want them to be like overpowered by a sponsor so people can
just have fun and stuff and have everyone together. I enjoy it. I think it's
fun. Oh really? That's Ed's van. That's why you're my goat. This is this is Ed's van
guys. Have you met him? Hey what's up guys? I'm the goat from the Year of the
Goat and I'm Chinese. No you're... he's Chinese. Okay prove that I'm not Chinese.
count to ten. No, that's a true question. Damn, maybe he really is Chinese. Yeah.
Because in Chinese they actually don't count to ten in the same way that they
count to ten in America. Thank you're on to something. Yeah. Thanks for coming, I was a fan. Of course, it's always great having you here. I wouldn't have missed it for the world, but not a
Warcraft because I would have if I had to I made sure that we weren't doing it during the the launch
That's actually true. Yes, and no mean she asked when burning crusade comes out before this
That's why this was delayed two weeks. It was because
That's why it was the way the hearts of the chat for Emmy. She delayed it for burning crusade launch
Thanks for the process man. Mm-hmm. Yeah, WS fan for not playing wow tonight to hang out
I put it before I came.
But it was a night.
And I did love it.
I think I went AFK.
She went AFK.
Amazing.
And guys, thank you to Melissa for
for renting the horse.
And W Allie, she was running production on the
server side.
And Jacob of course, who helped me plan
the whole event as usual.
He's the mastermind. I'm just the gameplay streamer that has a dream and he helps me carry it out.
So yeah, thank you guys for watching.
I guess I'll just go around and say bye to everyone before we end the stream.
We're talking about how beautiful that performance was.
Oh wow!
And how beautiful China is.
Yes, it's very beautiful there.
Have you ever been?
No, I can't wait to go there.
You've been to China?
I want to go so bad.
I'm going.
You're going?
I'm going.
That's cool.
I want to go so bad.
Just like the stream is going to end soon.
So I'm saying whatever I want to do.
Bye, chat!
Happy New Year!
People of China, cheers!
Happy New Year, everyone!
I'm tired of something.
Happy China!
Okay, let's go over here.
I'm sorry, we're saying bye to everyone.
Thank you for inviting me!
And plus, we social credit the chat.
And Mari wants to raise her social credit.
Yes, I do.
Wait, wait!
We need to make mooncakes next year.
Oh, aren't they really hard to make?
Oh, no, but we're still easy.
We're still easy.
Cinema.
Guys, Oreo is coming back next year.
It's coming.
I will.
And me.
Great.
We'll learn how to do it together.
Mooncakes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
We may be okay.
Wake.
Bye, Wake.
Bye, guys.
I hope everyone had fun.
I hope everyone has a very Chinese year.
I'm feeling it.
Very Chinese.
It's Voldemort, we don't say it, man.
I think Austin does, because Austin is just timid.
Oh yeah, Austin has a really good sense of humor.
I'm looking for links. Really simple ones. Sub-landed.
This was very fun, I knew you did great.
Thank you. Have a great horse year, everyone.
What does that mean? What is a horse year?
It's strong, it's tall, it's...
It's Russell?
That was really nice.
That was clean, Russell.
He said, I love you guys.
Chat, Russell loves you.
I love you guys.
Peace and love to everyone.
He loves you guys like a lot.
Yeah, seriously.
And he wrote about it.
Let's take a handsome time, guys.
Guys, follow Russell.
It's okay.
I pushed your vinyl, man.
It's bad.
I lost my shoe. Thank you guys for coming.
You're amazing. That was so fun.
That was awesome.
They were so cool.
My rating was crazy.
Oh yeah, he was so good. Kevin was awesome.
Thank you.
He's awesome.
We had so much fun.
The school was really good.
I think there's more food, if anyone, or will need help, if anyone wants to bring it home.
Yeah, I love it.
Happy New Year's Eve!
Happy New Year!
Say bye, Chad!
Make sure that food isn't a loss.
Bye, Julia and Arthur.
Hi, Amy.
Amy, I would like to say thank you so much for the invitation.
This was my very first time.
Oh, that's right!
Yeah, Chinese New Year's.
Last time I was watching, this time I experienced it all.
Oh, wow!
Now you get to watch in person.
Yeah.
It was great to watch on the chair and experience the dragon.
Yeah. Very cool. Thank you guys for coming. We're saying bye to everyone. Thank you Amy for doing this. This is my third one.
And this one was... You've been the last one. I know! Wait, you've only done three? I've only done three.
You've been to 100% of them. This is great. Thank you for coming, Jimmy. It was fucking awesome. I'm loyal. I see you over there.
You look so shy in there.
Hey guys, I don't like the camera.
Yo, you're looking kind of thin over there.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
I had a great time.
Thank you so much for the invite.
Yeah.
I really like the dragon.
And I really like the money I got.
Oh, how much money did you get?
$1.
Oh, we're trying to figure out where the hundreds went.
Oh, I know.
Because they're doing $500 and we don't know who got them.
Wait.
There's literally no way, right?
That would be so sweet.
It's probably empty.
Surely.
It's empty! It's empty!
Right! The hunters mysteriously are gone.
I know a one-mile dog.
Where?
I don't know that my 100 days remain anonymous.
Oh, because they're afraid of getting robbed?
Yeah.
It's not you, is it?
No. I got one dollar.
Is it Russell?
No, but he's probably trying to find that one at 100 days.
Was it Rosie?
Rosie? No. It's Mary. Mary? I'm gonna rob her. Oh shit, Mary's hitting her off.
Just start. Why? Why do you say that? Just for ale. You know what Jimmy, I think you'd be
easy to rob. I would be. Because I would say that- You're supposed to argue with me.
I would say thank you. This is really exciting for me. Thank you. Here's my money. Oh, okay.
I mean, I don't do many exciting things in my life, so getting robbed would be up there.
How much did you get though?
10?
Oh, good.
You're like, oh, he's not worth it.
He's not worth it.
Wow.
10,000.
I love that shutter necklace though.
Maybe you are the person I got to know.
Yeah, you're like this.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
A little, like, $80.
That's nice.
$80.
$80.
Yeah.
Do you want to put it on the back?
Nah.
I can't run on the back.
Where's your necklace, huh?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I won't see the result.
Nice!
You should charge people for that next time.
Maybe don't do that for free.
But, who am I?
Yes, well thank you guys for watching.
I guess we'll end now so everyone can go chill.
I don't know if I'll be live tomorrow.
I might be hanging out with Aria,
or we might go live and do cooking or something.
see how she feels but otherwise I'll be live on Friday with Maya for the Angry Birds stream.
We're gonna dress like birds and then go to a soccer field and load stuff into catapults
and shoot them at boxes that are stacked.
It's very angry right now, it'll be crazy.
But yeah, thank you guys for watching.
Don't forget to follow the stream if you're new here.
I do events like this every once in a while.
They're very, very fun to do.
And yeah, I hope you guys had fun.
It's a fun special stream and yeah thank you guys for the subs and stuff, yeah.
Alright everyone, everyone is done and yeah. W production, W chat and everything.
Jacob! Hey Jacob!
Have you asked for money?
I did ask for money.
We need money. This was very tough.
We're 5, we're 5.
Yeah, thank you guys for the subs and stuff.
I guess we'll rate the 24-7 channel for the outro.
I love being able to do stuff like this for my friends.
It's very, very fun.
And yeah, very blessed.
Thank you guys for watching.
And I'll see you guys either tomorrow or Friday.
And make sure to follow everyone here.
They're all very nice people.
All very good streamers.
Most of them.
Thank you guys for watching and yeah if you want to help out the stream you can just leave my 24-7 channel running
To all of you
So you can't just let me
Thank you for your love and support
And today you're the only one
That can't be reached
So why are you here?
Why don't you just come to me?
Why don't you just come to me?
Because you're the one
That's why I'm here
So why, why, why?
Boo!
Everybody, what's it?