Emiru
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03-19-2026 · 6h 45m
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But did he ever make you a comic book?
Did he ever make you a comic book?
Do you know what it takes to find
that this is all together?
Rubbed in severed ties
You don't know how long
it will stare into your picture
I wish that it was me
I guess it's stupid that you love someone
But I'm not into writing
Seeking twist to your imagination
That's got to count
So I don't know that I'm dead
I'm always on your way to let it down
I swear we'll all make me honest
Do you like these little songs?
Cause I love them, just for you
And I'm the biggest insider
So be careful, you just need to hold on
Hold on, hold on
And I'm starting to suspect
You don't intend to do anything you say
Oh, no, no, no
You want to follow the rhythm, but you don't want to follow the rhythm
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
Excited for today's stream.
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I just like the character designs and I I did kill all three of them in Village even
that it finished me.
Oh my god okay I when I said don't do the emote I meant the Pagman dance emote but
I don't don't do the pink emote either.
Crash Panda thanks for nine months.
I'm going to eat it all. It's so good. Oh my god, it's so delicious. Kelly, ash ice for
the 47 months. You can only eat the bread if you brought
enough for the whole class. Well, I did not, so sorry guys, you're
You're not getting any.
Gin number bat chest.
Noah, thanks for 44 months.
And thank you, Ashen.
Be sleepy.
One year tier free.
Hi, Ro.
Thanks for the seven months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Have this with the bread and ink.
Have this with the bread and ink.
When it's cold outside and you want something cozy in your mouth, you don't make anything
with a good loaded baked potato soup.
I'm not going to go fast, okay?
I actually want you to be able to make it so in a cold pan put the bacon cook the bacon on low rendering that fat and then remove the
Bacon put some butter in the pan and add in the onion and celery along with a little bit of that ocean and
Some cracked black pepper and two cloves of garlic once translucent covering flour and cook for two minutes
We're adding warm milk and heavy cream. It has to be warm along with a really good quality
Now when that comes up to the simmer add in your potatoes and cook this until it's fork tender on low
Now let us cooking off the heat green onion and all that bacon from earlier at this point
You want to adjust the seasoning we come way too far for it. I'm supposed to be doing my dailies
Frick you guys. Okay. Wait. It's five o'clock
Wait, okay
Dailies or should I just should I just should I just play it as soon as it's ready and say fuck it?
Oh my god, actually I think I was gonna play.
I can do my dailies tomorrow.
Crimson Desert.
Oh I think that there's drops.
I love drops.
Emeru hello.
Pretty girl, good morning.
Oh, Zetoder, thank you for the two months, thank you, that's very, very kind.
We hecking love drops.
I don't even know what the drops are.
I'm a rowdy
Well, I think for one year, okay, I'll wait for it to download and then and then we'll play it
Very exciting. I
Pre-downloaded it though. Why do I have more shit to download?
What the heck? Yo wolf man. Thanks for sick. I am me
How fun
My Lee's in for 18 months.
Top Jorts streamer, are you fucking kidding me?
Jedi, thanks for the three months.
The day one patch, I guess so.
Oh wait, it literally says Twitch drops events.
Okay, so what do you get?
Week one, one hour you get, this picture's so small.
How do I open this in my browser?
help
okay one one hour you get ten modest braze meat wow
ten modest braze meat and a blue scout lantern and then you get a bunch of cosmetics i guess
Oh my god, you can get horse armor week, too
I'm gonna have to wait. I wonder if I get the drop from
Having my own stream over there. I have to watch the world
I feel like surely you get it from having your own stream open, right?
That seems so silly
Why is my download so slow?
Wow.
Modest Braze meets Earth and suit.
Yo, Evan, thanks for the 50.
W Evan, thanks Evan.
Much appreciated the 50 bomba,
50 bomba dailies during download.
Yeah, sure, I guess I'm not as well.
Oh, I'm waiting, okay.
Oh, now I'm a little scared.
Okay, I'm not looking at chat.
dream I saw that two of them were right and I felt that I got it I'm such a piece of shit
I got so I got so excited
okay I'm gonna test some waters actually
wait I think I fumbled after being so
confidence okay there's a bee
wait I lost all my confidence after fucking up to the second line and rehab
Okay
Chrome over to a safe for the part while that was so fucking embarrassing. I got so excited after the second
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Stoke stack.
Oh, the beer?
Yeah.
Chicken wings.
$28.
Maybe it comes with the fries in the back.
I mean, it looks like a lot of wings.
I can't really tell. Versus pork belly with spicy rice and red cabbage.
And they both look good. I feel like maybe the pork belly would get better because it costs less.
Yo, Jack, thank you for the prime and cerise 42 months.
I mean this does look beautiful. I got one with my instinct this time.
The wings were steak pie, it's like blowing on the inside like a forge.
Daughter kebab and chili soft pie, well this one's not burned so.
Easy. Nine out of ten, above average, average 7.6.
That was super sprandle.
Chicken kebab versus nothing.
Well obviously it's the chicken kebab.
I mean nothing almost 30% that's crazy.
Meat in a bun versus prime in a hot dog.
you. I hate crime. It's too sweet. Meat and
potato pie with a drink. Ten dollars versus
festive loaded fries. That looks way
better. I'll take that. Yo, Itachi!
Itachi, thank you for the nine gifts.
Thank you so much. Much appreciate it.
Thank you for the nine. Thank you, thank you.
Cherry, thanks for 9 months. Currywurst, with fries, Germany. Meatball, chips, peas, and gravy.
Not even really looks super appetizing to me, but I guess the one that doesn't have peas.
Uh, Drayton Belly Buster versus Unknown.
This is the evil scrant, so this one has a weird filter on it, I'm gonna guess this one.
Okay, let's see.
Polar Sausage, one of nine eaten by Submitter.
Eight dollars?
Did they eat nine of them?
It's USA so I guess that makes sense versus pork rib burger.
Um, I don't think that looks very good.
I'm gonna all on the Polish sausage.
Yo Ted, duh, thank you for subbing.
That's um, five pieces of chicken with chips versus the spicy sausage hot dog.
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Oh, there are?
Oh, badges?
Oh, shit!
Well, um...
I've been dead on the screen, man.
That's just like, what kind of badge is it?
Wait, I want the badge, what is it?
Uh...
I wanna go for the big one, because what the fuck is that?
No!
Oh, Connor, thank you for three years!
Whitewater, thank you for the gift!
To Kingcourt, thanks for the gift!
Yo!
Ow!
Thank you for three months!
First boys of badge?
They didn't used to do that.
I'm trying to find what it looks like
Hi
Still in there from one year
Crimson desert. It's a butterfly. Wait, it's a butterfly. Oh
Shit, it's a it looks like that. No, it's not wait. Oh
Oh wait, no it's not. I'm wrong. Different, different things, different things. I'm wrong.
I was wrong. Uh, oh no there's a- oh okay wait no this is the Crimson Desert badge.
oopsie it's this one I think crimson desert crimson desert badge
crimson subscribing or gifting us so it's this one
oh I see S-Box thank you for the gifted broken stage thanks to the prime
legends thank you for the gifted silurian four months so looks thank you
Gifted Eggman. Thank you Berserk. Thank you.
MBCMath, thank you for the 5.
Uh, City Chicken Stack with Chips vs. Defolon.
Wait, I don't have my All-in button now.
I'm out of luck.
I guess I still have all my skips though.
They sell a coin.
What pollinating makes shit?
It's Joogie. Thanks for 27 months.
What pollinating makes shit?
What pollinating makes shit?
10 you have to crimson visit
in a lago 10 months art temper thanks to the gifts of leverage 3 months midflater 4 months
slim brady, elsat, sky, fate for the frond
wait i'm gonna gift some stuff cause i won't feel bad too
first i wanna get the crimson desert crest
I would do.
Ah shit, broken.
Wait, I'm a 97% I can almost actually play the game.
I've just been sitting in the category.
Merity Dorthel, Alvin Montz here too.
Laki, Skye, Elsat, thank you.
I'm gonna go for the steak sandwich. I got to tap out soon though
J Trev, thank you Tio's profi nerdy dork. Thank you so much
Still hope are I
Got to tap out soon, but I think I can get an S
I think S is over two million. So like I think I could dip out at any point now
Or I could be greedy
Pizza and chips versus gravy and I think it's the pizza and chips
Pies versus chicken curry pie
I'm being greedy
Eating an uncrustable lady
You know, what is that?
That's him nightly thanks for the nine months anonymous. Thank you for the gift. A sub first amendment. Thank you
Monarch, thank you sky. Thank you for something welcome river thing for the five
Roland thing for the prime
Really the jerk chicken, right? I have eight million points
Okay, I'm leaving this is this one part
I got another S!
Alex, thank you for the gift stuff. Oh, thank you for the five!
Thank you! And I have a 98%.
I hope it doesn't get stuck there.
I'm kind of worried that it might.
We will see, I guess.
We will see.
You are so lucky by the way.
I literally never landed on the hook ever again after that I was like how do you play
this and never never again did I ever get it ever not even thanking emeralds for the
I'll give a fuck about Evarue.
I'll give a fuck.
Fuck her.
Super cool. Thanks for the gift and Majin.
Cherokee, thanks for subbing.
Alright, Crosstune.
This should be the last one we have time for.
What the hell?
Uh, first word of song
title is the theme by
Eggy.
Home of certain arachnids.
I don't know.
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What's this one?
Vogue?
Oh!
Vogue.
I'm gonna remember
A sign falls
blame
I just got it from the other place
Nice! Blue stick, thanks for the prime!
Alright guys, let's boot this shit up
It is time!
It is time!
It is time!
Let's start this shit up
Now where's my controller?
Oh by the way
So, this is the controller I used, right?
I got a new one while I was filming stuff in LA.
This is the same controller.
This is just a new one.
And this is the one that I used.
Uhhh.
Isn't that crazy?
Oh my gosh.
Sam, four years and Red is baked.
Thanks for the sub.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
It's fuckin go!
Johnny!
Thanks for the ten!
Much appreciated.
Sidew Johnny.
Why is that go?
Like, why is the game not loading?
What is this shit?
Alright!
Can you show toilet seat?
Thank you for the gifted!
So generous!
Now we gotta compile the shaders!
Let's go!
Big Reels!
Thanks for the five!
Thank you!
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Compile that shit.
Oh man.
I'm still gonna finish Demon's Souls though, don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that.
But I, of course, had to support the game on the release, make it a character in this?
I don't know, actually.
I would think probably.
I think it's that kind of game.
We'll see, I guess.
We'll see.
Oh, you can't?
Yes?
Oh, you can't?
Okay.
Oh, you can't, oh you can't.
Good to know, I guess.
Good to know.
Wow, look how beautiful!
I was gonna leave it on the default, I guess.
We're a new game.
I'm definitely reading all of this.
I just read very, very, very, very fast.
The flame worker is waiting. Is that the fucking fire demon that I could have killed?
Fuck that guy!
I remember his name.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Stove-a-more, thank you for the gifted sub.
And all those rocks, holy shit, where are we?
Oh my god.
It's beautiful, it's entrancing, it's frozen on their go-tos.
Wow, it's amazing.
Just wanted to say one of my favorite things I've ever done.
Thanks Firefighters you guys!
WCAT Firefighters.
Guys, there's a fire fighter!
Thanks my resty guys!
The SteroDex for the gift is like a gold!
The SteroDex for the gift is...
Oh, there's a...
It's beginning!
While this is happening, can you turn on the TV?
Aw, are you fucking serious right now?
Wow, it's beautiful!
Hernandian territory.
Let me move my camera.
I'm blocking some of this stuff on the bottom.
We'll see if that works.
Wow, pumpkin camera perspective.
You can do first person. Okay. I don't really like first person can my motion sickness
usually
I kind of like this zoomed out, you know
Just smell me
W JB are you out to spare weapons?
Talk to the person. I need to get some more of the next time I'm in town. Carl
What's up, Carl? You really need to learn to take better care of the weapons
I talk to you
Andrew, you better get myself ready
Okay, I
Don't know if I can run yet
Taking my fucking time
So long as those black bears don't bother you
Bears in this game too. Oh, wow
I'll take down every black bear.
Oh wow, you don't like bears either, Mom!
I hope you and everyone are having an amazing day.
Thank you, MK!
Wow, they really like bears, Mom.
You can't say I'm a big bear fan.
I think it's best we head to Hernan.
Get ourselves back in shape.
We must reclaim Pelu, no matter what.
Okay, I'm learning a bunch of lore words.
These are different places.
Speak with Oongka.
I've got you up a decent meal for you oh really thank you man I don't know where it
is but I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll just go this way oh just I got forces walking
block pairs maybe I'll come on keep it together you guys like it like super
zoomed out or like this time I zoomed out like maybe what's the middle level 3 is the bad
eye it was a good man and the black bear that did this deserves a knife in his throat and you'll
be the one to do it because I love it that's a fucking orc it's Boonka why can't I move
I can't walk close to the track.
Hello?
Maybe I can't get close to him?
I don't know.
Unka.
He has too much aura.
Dude, I literally can't walk close to him.
Dude, the game is forcing me to keep a distance from him.
I guess he's just too shy to like, target him to talk to him.
He's too scary. My character won't walk forward.
Too scary.
I was so confused.
I was into Cliff.
come to you for a while
goodbye
rest in peace
You will be missed.
He's pouring one out for the homie.
I appreciate that this game highlights and underlines important names, but that doesn't
mean it's going to help me remember it unfortunately.
I'll head into town and see what I can find out.
Don't worry, I'm sure I'll find a lead on them.
You know I'm the best man for it.
I'll be back before you know it.
I'll be in your approach to come catch me even if they tried
Speak with Ross are you Ross?
Yeah, he's just waiting against their trees or reforming this would be the end of things I
'm almost certain we've been betrayed. I wonder if you can get a girl from the exact moment. We were away like every game like this
There's some kind of romance
How dare they?
Just wondering.
Hello, uh, Umka?
Umka.
Umka.
That's right.
Interesting.
Come on.
Take this.
Aha, just the igniter.
There you are, perfect Simon as always.
Sit down.
That's a big ball of soup!
Oh my god!
Those are big houseballs!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah bro!
Can make it two less mouths you know.
If you got a fight left in ya, get your ass back out there.
Good morning.
Thank you too.
Oh shut up and eat.
We're just gonna sit here sipping this...
This pig's well.
Whoa!
You're looking to get some manners
Blackbeard's played
You better fucking pick that up
You're gonna make me
Fine, that's enough
Forget it
Bloody bastard
Cranky ginger
You don't have to crack out and throw your food on the floor
Like a fucking baby
Our fight doesn't go over
She is dead
Everyone just shut the fuck up
Yeah dinner's worth it now
Yo, Tittlewits, thank you for the five!
Thank you so much.
Oh shit.
Get out there!
Is it combat tutorial time?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
into chaos. And now, a bloody battle unfolds between the Grey Mains who fight to uphold
his will and the Black Bear forces that seek to set it aflame.
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Thank you guys
What's your back?
Are you can roll?
It just gets.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
All right, mother fucker.
Oh, the stamina bars a little...
It looks normal.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, they have to try out badass.
Go easy on you.
Yeah, go easy on the lady.
Oh my god, how'd she push them over?
She's like, gotta be like three times more ready.
Get your fat fingers off me.
Oh no, it's not going to work!
It's not going to work!
My mom is going to kill me!
I'm going to die!
Come here bitch.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What is this?
Oh shit.
Oh, what are...
Oh, are we...
Oh, shit!
That's bad!
What?
What?
What?
Oh, shit!
That's bad!
I never
That's that feels great. I love that of the
So you know these guys
from the so-called
I don't know why this guy has a way better dribblin' class!
Bunch of coats flowing your eyes away
Watch your butts, you're dead
There's that David's spritz
Look around you
I'm the one who decides your fate
Grab him
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I'll no more HP now!
Look out here!
All these efforts, and you still end up bowing to me.
What's that?
Don't stop at your stake!
Oh my god!
Come on, then!
Now wait!
Come on, the ins!
You're a chance!
Let this be a lesson to all you wolf-welps!
Dead already.
Give G in my regards.
Okay, but it's very important for you.
Well, he's dead.
Time to boot up demon souls, guys.
Oh, I love the cinema bar.
I was like watching a movie.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Oh, look at that.
My heaven was this corridor of the void.
Press A repeatedly while moving to run, but I gotta actually spam this shit, it's making
me spam A.
Oh wow.
Drops over the gap.
Jump over obstacles.
Drops over the gap jump over obstacles press X to jump press X while running to jump farther
I don't think I even jumped the first time
That's I'll be a look at an X to jump
Sick
I'm still standing to jump up and climb it.
This is a beautiful asca- HOLY SHIT!
I feel like I haven't even seen- oh my god look at the sun!
There are the cracks.
That's a lot of crazy.
Oh, there's a-
Come on!
Climb the wall!
Okay, I'm gonna-
Are you playing, you-
It's not?
Uh, sorry.
Out for a tea.
When I have a 50-90, I wonder if I can make my shit, like, disgusting.
Like, because I saw that the water effects, you know, looked back at them,
but maybe it's just, like, not meant to be that good.
Um...
Um...
Why do I not see my settings?
I'll figure out later I guess.
DLSS-5 activated!
Oh god no!
There's a big rock up there.
Skill acquired, blinding flash.
Reflex light with your sword to disrupt enemies vision.
Spot enemy weak spots and find special hit items to interrupt high will while using Blinding
Flash.
Press LB, RB, then hold RB.
Press LB to begin concentrating your beam, okay?
Sorry, this is just kind of the control that's kind of weird.
Okay.
Interesting.
I concentrated my beam.
Sir, the controls?
Well, I just, I haven't played...
It was like a four-step instruction.
It's not my fault, it's the controls.
I have a dark path here, let's find an exit.
The lantern is a useful tool, okay?
Why is it not working now?
High-excuse-yell.
Yellow real J, thanks for 7 months.
There we go.
It's fucking creepy in here.
There we go.
Ready.
I'm alive!
Greymane!
Greymane?
Lost in thought again.
Why don't we go inside?
The park is a bit of a mess.
Why don't we go inside?
That's a pug.
Are we coming?
I only just fished you out the river.
You won't fully heal without proper rest.
No, let me pet! I tried to pet him and he started to come back!
I'm well enough. Thanks to you.
Oh hell yeah.
It's time I moved on.
Yippee.
Are you really sure you're well enough?
You can stay as long as you like.
I'm fine.
I'm going to burn you.
I'm here.
Oh shit! Wait, no, wait, no, no, no.
Wait, I feel mean. I don't want to hold it by the feet.
Sorry, duck.
I'm sorry man. Oh my god, I thought I'd like kick him off, feel like pet him or something.
I feel like an asshole.
Fuck.
I'll be going though.
Very well. If you're heading into town, you should stop by the Hernand Tavern.
News travels fast around here, so if there's any information to be found, you'll find it there.
there you've got an iron-free sword I'll take care of this look I already paid
you we're here for the interest what interest I kid come here just you could
just be in trouble we'll pick the interest out of it or make your
You can't do something
Oh shit
Holy shit
What?
Are you alright?
The karma is so satisfying.
I'm fine.
Thank you.
It's not the first time those bastards have laid into me.
Things have got so bad I was ready to pack up and leave.
But they got what was coming to them.
All thanks to you.
Where are you headed then?
Truth is I'm also headed to Hernan.
Can I tag along?
Let's set off.
I'm trying to position.
Navigate the map menu.
Okay.
Horse!
Wait a second.
Why is there a horseback mark?
On foot.
It won't take long to reach me now.
Oh, horse quest!
But if you want to get to town quickly, we should ride there.
Horse time!
You could ride with me, but...
Yes!
I recently came across this wild horse.
Yes! Horse time!
He won't let me ride him, but maybe he'll take a liking to you.
Yes.
Wait, wait, they're giving me a horse?
And the main enemies in this game are the black bears?
What's that look for?
Nothing. Just remembering a past life. Nothing.
Let me thank those subs before I forget.
I need to get it open. Hold on.
There were a lot of them. I just don't want to fuck up the cutscene stuff.
Wait, why is Knut on the front page of stream elements?
Good for him.
Hey, Mitt Nella, Valos Cressa, WCD,
Just Living, Crappu, Zach, Real J, Bodhi, Ramiya,
and the Nate,
Meme, N140, Rye Bright, MJ Berry, Big Brian,
Koji, Epic Madness, Mike, Anonymous,
Grant Donnie, Action Basterd, Sandman,
Avalon, Bretzky, Michael James, Andoshi,
Lolitia, Death of Stexon, Nathan, John, Sabutin, Dark, Dark Zallion for the win, Tittlewitz.
Eilul, only 89, Dr. Gnite, Hatchrick, Javier, Shameson, Avatar, Alec, Ovi, Over, Zahar, Cream,
Ranger, Sleepy, Fango, Mike from MTL, Red, Concierge, APOC, MK, Sombra, Kanoli, Bitmouse.
I don't know how to read this, I'm sorry, but thank you, Mitch, Luzon, Conrad,
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you an official cashy get stiggy diamond. Thank you guys for the subs and gifts. Enjoy your new crimson desert badge. Thank you. Thank you.
Who's the graphics? Oh, yeah, where do I do that?
Oh, options.
Let's see.
Settings.
Graphics.
Emeru subs Emeruins.
Options.
Yellow awfully, Steezy, thanks for four two.
I'm an evil Valk.
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
And Chowtime, thank you for the gifted as well.
Graphics.
Oh wait, it's right on Max, I think.
This is Max, right?
Cinematic.
Alley, thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Temper, thank you for the five.
OK, well, I guess it's ready on max.
So this is the best that the graphics get, I guess.
Conan just to be one of the nicest places to live.
Does Lummi name the horse?
But with those bandits, you're always
looking over your shoulder.
It's not bad.
It's worse than ever now.
The guard's been stretched thin.
It's impossible to keep the peace.
It's our ordinary folk who are paying the price.
Now this here is one of my favorite spots.
The bridge?
The view from the bridge is absolutely-
Oh, holy fuck!
Like he's right!
Wow!
It goes so far.
Gunner on a thin-treating look.
Wow.
So beautiful.
That's new toner. Thank you for the follow.
Hey.
I'm no fighter, but I know strength when I see it.
That kind of skill will have people seeking you out, Greymane.
Some will need your help, like me, but others will just want to see how they measure up to you.
That's the only way a fighter can test their strength.
It's funny, isn't it?
Oh
We're nearly there that horse seems fond of you great mate a horse would make traveling a lot easier
Her name's bigger than you might think.
Wow.
Madcap, thank you for the five and Reece, she thinks you're the gifted.
Thanks, Madcap.
I
Chapter one. Now the game is really starting.
Why did it cut off the music like that? Care to show me.
He found a small place to stay at the Trilers Camp behind the World Trading Post in Hernand.
You can lie in bed to relieve your exhaustion trying to survive just without a rest, any
loot you can pick up during combat you'll find safely stored there.
Great.
There's a tall ass dude over there.
Wow, I'm gonna talk to the tall dude.
Big ol' Orc.
Greetings, Malaysian.
Follow the leader when you lose your way.
Before your harm, and you walk alone.
Perhaps that's life's impossible, Riddle.
The answer's changed as the seasons pass.
He's so wise.
He's so very wise.
You, the Duke of Chalice Celeste.
Marquis Allen Circus.
Marquis Stephan Landford.
Truly, we're blessed with a remarkable...
Mark a lot of names
Nice to us. Thanks for loving months resident ECV X will crack dragon
Thanks to the two Vinku eight months dynamic pop part
Louise and LV dog. Thank you for the friends
Can I talk to you guys here?
That's not...
Wow!
What a beautiful game.
Another call-ass dude.
Hello, ladies.
Hello, there, ladies. They don't want to talk to me.
May peace reign!
Ah, fresh crop of blisters today.
My sword hill is so worn I can barely keep a grip on it.
I gotta eat more Cinnabarad for this.
I am very glad I decided to start the game on our way to stay.
Nymphy, thank you for dying once!
Well, Nymph, for peace, blitters like glass, and shatters just as easily.
It's wise to remain vigilant, even in times of peace.
These guys are so wise.
Buy? Two? Two cents?
Oh man. I saw there was a question mark in here, so I wanted to see what it was.
Thanks for all the streams, Emre and Lavoy. I appreciate you and what you do for us all.
Thanks Quicks! I just played the games! Hello, sir!
Your business is always welcome. Come by any time.
Open your strongholds so the bank lies to safely store gold, bars and silver coins. What's the positive? Gold bars are automatically invested
Based on your selected str- There's investment in this game! Your gold bars are automatically invested based on your selected strategy to earn returns
Track your pro- Oh! Wait, I didn't get to...
Trust matters the most, does it not?
Wow, investment!
Stronghold registration.
I'm too poor to register.
If you've no business with me, believe me.
Interesting.
Okay, so I'm gonna have to open up a bank account once I start making some money in
this game.
If I ever do a pollution.
Have a good day and all that.
Hello.
Excuse me.
I can work every bit as well as the younger folk.
Why is that?
It looks like a big fall.
Ace hasn't thawed my strength one bit.
You don't even look old, man.
Shortcut.
Wait.
Yeah, there's a lot of quests around.
Okay, how do I get into the cavern over here?
Time the Jake Paul
Thanks, what's our for 20 of us am I
Hello
they don't jump in, not ages like sand. the harder you grab the more it slips away.
ignorance can be it's own sort of blessing.
all these like wisdom things that you're having on like
i swear he vaulted clean over my head and struck before i could blink
hello sir
staying alive has worked more than any victory
And better still, if we can end it without spilling blood.
Fine day, is it not?
Challenge the arm wrestling champion.
I got this, guys.
Let's have a, right?
I got this.
Arm wrestling is a contest of strength and timing.
extra peel to fill the gauge run and win. If the gauge turns completely white you'll lose.
How much your opponent strength and speed. Nine rapture! Thank you for the nine gifted.
Thank you so much. Let me update the sub wall.
Wellie!
All right, wait, did it say X or A? Oh, press X. Okay. Okay, I'm ready.
I'll snap your wrist
I wanna give up
Oh my god, this is death by daylight
Shit
I got it
That was a good match
Lazy, you're as strong as you look
I just did my best. You should be proud of your own strength.
And humble to boot. Damn.
My father always said true strength lies in humility.
I suppose he meant folk like you.
Why is everyone in town so wise?
Well, thanks for the compliment.
That was fun.
I can kick him, I can gift him, I can greet him, I can threaten him.
Why is his bag glowing?
Oh, sir?
I can work every bit as well as the younger folk.
Age hasn't dulled my strength one bit.
I'll see what happens.
M.R.U.O.
M.R.U.O.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Oh hello ladies.
Hello.
Celebrating anything in
particular?
Yeah, trying to kick that
guy.
No.
Yeah, knowledge required.
Yeah.
Okay, thanks. Make yourselves. Oh, thank you. I would love to
Cane saw things for six months seven thanks to reset downtown all outlaw and flagby
Small bad recipe pickled vegetables and fried rice takes raised fish yo seven
Thank you so so so much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. They sell water
Fruit, tea, beer, fruit juice, wine, cheese, steamed eggs, ooooh!
Saw this, thanks for the eight months, Jay clapped back, thanks for subbing.
Jerky, they got that beef jerky.
Learning in progress, okay.
I had to learn about cheese just now.
knowledge acquired. I have to learn about water. I have to learn about water.
I'm blocking outside. I don't know where to put my camera. Okay, this is what it looks like.
I'm about to learn about bread. Ready? Learning in progress. I know what bread is now.
Oh my god. And braised fish, how do you do about braised fish?
Do you kill? Thanks for subbing.
I can't afford anything.
A tipple. What is a tipple, ma'am?
If you can't see a tipple-
You look like my kind of mania.
Why does it do the fucking something funny?
Is he really on the water?
He's cooking.
Temperatures in pie well vary by time and region.
Your body temperature changes according
to the surrounding environment.
If your body temperature stays straight from the optimal range,
stamina will rain faster.
This will lead to exhaustion and slow recovery.
Extreme physical conditions may impose greater restrictions
to be cautious, cooking gear, consuming food with sufficient
fire, ice, or synthesizing food,
freely, even extreme conditions.
This is.
Oh, he's coming!
Stop worrying!
Hahaha!
The work?
How are you doing, old man?
Nobody cares what I go through!
That's so sad!
I've got used to the indifference.
Well, that's nothing anyone should go accustomed to.
Here, all the cares can be availed.
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
How kind of you!
That's a good guy!
The Neverland hand has finally reached me.
Please
I'm sure you will find a use for it
What is this virtue pays the path to wisdom which shall bring us together
Once more when the time comes
The key shall guide you
There's some kind of riddle
Wait
Why did he disappear into the cloud of light?
I thought they were just a normal beggar.
He items are specialized on your journey.
While they pull their purpose, you're free to slaughter to scar them.
Alright, um, what the?
He was sleeping on a trap door to the sewer.
Why would he do that?
enter the sewer I'm in the sewer jar acquired let's fucking go
jar acquired candle oh I turned off jar acquired jar acquired jar acquired jar
acquired I fucking love this shit oh jar acquired jar acquired sure I can sell
these for something right to buy some cheese from the nice lady in the
Abra Mater
Handle acquired
Sure, I'm sorry guys. I didn't I didn't
Games where you can loot is just so fucking bad for me, bro. Oh
That is not what I expected to happen
Zugor, thank you for the prime zombies and the man anonymous. Thank you for the gifts Sarac dee dee k only
Up goose on wielder brett toky. Thank you guys
Alright, I have acquired, I think, basically all the drawers.
I
Have a floor just fell
Hello, who are you?
me. Yes, my lady. Who are you? Please. You have to help me quickly. Calm yourself.
I'm a flag. Please. Please help me. Calm down. Shut up. Can you walk? This game
I like it so far, but I basically just started
Why is everyone explode disappearing in a cloud of light?
Main quest, true wisdom is kindness.
That was a jewel box.
So, so far it seems like Cliffs being tested.
It's like, are you a nice guy? Do you save the crying, tied up girl in the sewer?
He's asking you to help. Because if you don't, you're not a very nice person.
What? What? What's?
I want broken blocks.
Yes!
Oh! Oh!
I swear I was not doing that.
back up we go
I'm stuck
okay I'm not stuck anymore
can you get the ladder bro there we go
quid more thanks for the seven months
alright now wants me to speak with the child
I want to pick up the cats too. The cats?
Wait, the cats?
I want to pick up the cats too! The cats!
Who said that?
Excuse me?
What's embarrassing?
Move along.
What the fuck is wrong with people here?
I've never been wanting to know. Please come down.
What's wrong, my child?
Something wrong?
I say it's back, Camilla.
Why? But he just won't come down.
Teddy!
We've got to get back before anyone notices.
The chief's going to be really upset.
How can I- can you help me get him down?
Gigi! Get down here this instant!
Hurry! You're going to get spooked in trouble!
Please! Can you help?
Gigi gets scary when he's mad.
I swear to God if the cat and the child disappear into the cloud of light I'm gonna be so good.
you'll make it back home in time yeah you saved us from a good scolding if you
ever visit my town come say hi sure if I have time I'll reward you for your
help today I think you'd love it there
I'm not sure if you'll be allowed to
Well, don't worry. I'll talk to the chief about it. Make sure you come visit!
Wait, I'm going to raise you a village.
I got shy as pendant.
And Cliffs having a weird day.
All right, now I need to help them.
Wait, how do I call my horse?
Come on, dude, I can't, I can't hear you.
I'm sorry!
The tailors is on fire.
Who would do such a thing?
Don't worry, ma'am.
Oh, single bloody thing, right?
Oh.
Stop whinging and get up.
Oh.
Can't even handle cleaning a bloody chimney.
Some husband you turned out to be.
Can you believe them?
You got fittings all afternoon.
Is he all right?
Oh.
Guys, I think just to show.
There's a lot of stuff coming out of your house.
He always acts up when we're busy.
Don't you oh, come on. I
Do not more cleaning less complaining
Excuse me. I could have just bloody died same old performance Arlen
I was hoping that fall would knock some sense into you
Why would I pretend to fall off the roof that really are I'm sure it did
Just like when you slammed your hand into the door last week
Can these guys hate each other?
Oh, come on now!
Enough!
I'll do it for you.
Oh, well.
You will have your life.
Lauren, let the man work.
Shut it.
And that's a real man.
We equip the broom and clean the chimney.
Your house is literally on fire, guys.
What is that?
The Palmer Pill.
Select the tool slot at the broom.
Select the tool slot.
Hold and select the tool slot.
Where's the tool slot?
Equip the broom!
Alright.
Ah shit.
Alright.
Press LB to aim and then...
Why am I doing this right?
Press LB to aim and then I'll stand- oh, standing on top of this.
I can't see shit, bro.
It is clean. It is clean.
Oh my back. You're throwing a huge wave of air.
Where'd you come off that one?
Where are you?
Come now.
Shit, I'd have me run ragged if she could.
I can stand here with you.
I told you things are better after fucking with that.
He said he'd give up playing with you.
I think of it as a gift for me to you.
Farewell.
Sure, why not?
Don't expect you to start listening to me now.
Sam and Stuart are part of the mission of knowledge such as having your inventory pressed 8 of examinants.
damning the key from the old man okay
what the
Okay, go to Hernan Castle.
Dude, I missed my horse.
Just think of me as I did.
Wait, it's the same button as Red Dead!
My horse!
Get it, come here.
Ow!
Oh, oh.
This way.
Run!
Run!
Oh, oh, this way.
Run.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Am I too tall to go through the thing while on my horse?
Oh, good grace.
My horse!
Where's your fernand castle?
Oh, I thought that was an orange patch just to pump in.
Oh guys, can I get in?
I don't know.
I'll handle this.
Do you know what's past this gate?
The castle!
You can't just stroll into the castle,
dressed like that.
Like what?
Watch out for that one.
Accessor may require specific conditions.
Some may demand proper toll or proper attire okay well what if I just take off
everything
hey guys
Oh, what the heck?
Alright, fuck this, I'm climbing the walls.
They can't stop me.
I'll get in there one way or another.
All right
I think I fucked up guys.
I missed, I went for both checks.
Damn it!
Yo, 7S, thank you for the 50 gifted.
You better watch yourself.
Thanks, 7!
Oh my god.
You better stay away.
Stay away! For good!
Can you stop it?
I'm going to say to a pint later.
Haha, absolutely.
What the hell? How am I supposed to get in?
I can't afford clothes.
Stop!
I'll handle this.
Do you have any idea what's past this gate?
You can't just stroll in there.
Dress like that.
Keep an eye on that one.
I'm breaking it again.
I made it as close to the area I'm supposed to be as possible and this time if I see any
guards I'm just going to kill him.
That's a rip needed.
I don't know where to get closed though that's the thing.
I could do some side quests, there are a lot of them.
I'm in the red.
Hola, Emmy. Hope you're having a good day.
Origin, thanks for the five months.
Oh, you- I did save a tailor.
Wait, you're riiiight.
I'll see if I can do it.
inventory. So they, oh wait, her and Andy in a tiner. Oh shit that does look nice.
Well now they can't be mad if they see me.
Nada, thanks for the gift, Ed.
Oh, sir.
Hey!
Well, Matt.
That's right.
You like nicer.
I see you like my grip.
I totally climbed over the wall.
There's a lot.
Yes, mate?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, the store's always locked.
Hello, ma'am.
Anonymous, not an origin of M.
Nobody gets through without the marquee's permission.
About what?
Find the alchemist chamber.
If you were an alchemist, where would you be?
Fuck!
Hey!
Hi kitty.
Oh, she screams.
Meow.
Meow.
Oh, if I was an alchemist, I'd be on this floor for sure, hello noble.
ancestors once claimed that uniting the continent was our destiny. I sometimes wonder if any road
remains to that destined path. I got a little bit of honor just for talking it. Hello Duke
Charles Celeste. Cross bus five. Marquis Allen Circus. Marquis Stefan Lanford. Truly we're
blessed with remarkable folk. If you want near the mansion you may cross their path.
Damn it bro. Everything's locked!
Hello ma'am. Is this the kitchen? I did not think that was going to open.
A good laugh lets you forget the shit work for a bit just want a bit of peace and quiet
Is that too much to ask?
Can I steal some food?
What do we have here chicken some pears damn it's dark in here
Got some fruit assorted fruits
I can't steal it.
Why can't I steal?
Where's the damn alchemist?
And...
What the...
G-man...
Don't test me.
Sorry.
G-man, thanks for the gift, son.
me. Sorry. G-man, thanks for the gift, Sub.
Hello, sir. Where's the alchemist cake?
I think I skipped the door opening sequence, so I just opened backwards.
fresh crop of blisters today my sword hill so worn I can barely keep a grip on
here XT no thanks for 18 months
let me in bro
well met well met
Oh, a recipe, yoink.
Uh.
Well, you can cook using very utensils and ingredients by finding recipes and acquiring
knowledge in taverns or residential areas.
You can prepare meals that restore your health and spirit.
Nice.
It costs meat too, vegetable three, grain too, water three.
find the room the key opens
maybe I should just open that door you know the guy was telling me to fuck off
You need the marquee's permission to enter the audience chamber.
Let me in.
He used to unlock the door.
I got updated abyss artifacts the face. Thanks for two months in oh, hi, Jerome
Why is it
I'm trippin.
Sanchin, thank you for the gift, oh my god.
Wow.
Wow, there's a bunch of buns around!
Uh, activate the Abyss Nexus.
Okay.
Abyss Nexus is a spread all across Pywell.
Use your lantern or Blinding Flash to build your location and stand on an Abyss Nexus
it. Once activated, fast-trafficking to bis nexus by selecting it from your map. Use your lantern or
blinding flash.
Okay.
Mikey, thanks for the one year. Hi, Rosie.
If this stream is less than six hours, I'm suing Kirby fight and wish everyone
Oh my sponsor is waiting for you, so it has to be longer than six hours.
This power will help you get some fun.
Thanks for the 10 bucks.
The Axiom Force can be used to grab and move objects, right stick LT and RT to move it.
Rotate the disc to align the circuits and restore the connection.
What is this fucking tears of the kingdom shit?
So, oh I see, okay, I see.
You're grabbing an object.
Oh, I ha-huh?
Guys, I already forgot the button to activate Axiom Forms.
Just pro gamer shit, you know, bro.
Oh, shit.
Yo, Sigarolo and NajaC, thank you guys for the primes.
Who's this?
That is the worst time there's been a person in one of these things.
Ah, I've been waiting for you.
Who, who are you?
Just as virtue paves the path to wisdom, your deeds have brought us together once more.
You're that beggar.
I am used to solving that puzzle of dreamers.
This is the action of...
Holy shit! I solved the puzzle!
It is a repository of the universe's grand design.
It's a guy that was almost Austin, Alustin.
Each record, the blueprint of a single world.
Why did you summon me?
There are beings who have brought chaos to your world.
The consequences of which extend to even you and your comrades.
You have news of them?
You will cross paths with those who escaped face grass.
But the balance of this world and the abyss has begun to falter.
If the cosmic order frays any further, our world, the abyss, and reality itself will unravel.
You must restore the balance before it's too late, but don't know what you mean.
Such a grand undertaking.
Begins with small acts,
that will have profound effect on the fate of your world.
Always getting fucking flash banged bro. Why?
You have to make the screen solid white.
Skybridge gate and alignment device. Restoring the abyss activates the Skybridge gate.
Pass through the gate and use Axiom Force to operate the alignment device.
Aligning it to the correct position will restore the broken skybridge.
So it gets required all of the correct businesses to be restored before they can be activated.
Axiom Force!
Waaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Holy shit!
Is this the actual map?
Just on top of everything I guess.
Damn.
Crisis thinks for the four months.
Wait.
Wait guys, I'm just not even jumping.
I'm just running straight across.
It actually just jumps for me.
I can't fall.
I'm just running.
God, that's so kind of scary to me.
I thought that was one of those white things.
Yeah, I'm kind of cutting through quick.
I'm up.
Yo, web, L-O-A-N, thanks for stopping.
Oh
Run and grab animation keeps making me think about
Gray demon thing you for the 25k bit what is this a new thing where people don't
Thank you great even for the 25 payments the denim was a bit
Thank you great even or should I say great denim
I'm never wearing denim again
I guess we just keep our boring players the George's
You know what I'm just gonna what is it called? I'm just gonna get a Canadian suit
I'm just gonna wear full denim one day and be like fuck you guys. I look cool
I have activated the Abyss next.
It moves a floating power core to the deactivated lantern.
All right.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Come here.
We're all supposed to put it. Jesus loves you, Emmy.
Smiling face with heart emoji. I will. Thanks for 30 minutes.
Smiling face with heart emoji. Thank you.
All right, it looks kind of fucked up if that's okay.
Synthesize the abyss self.
What the fuck does that mean?
Ow!
It is not back to normal yet.
She refuses to give us the TV under the rules that it is broken.
It's not working!
Who is that?
It's not working.
Observe.
Observe
By the trial he punches the thing you push it to them I
It's not broken. It's just not working. I don't know why
Going
Am I stupid?
Learning in progress, force palm.
Press R to gather and your palm release in a single powerful strike.
Three!
Yeah, I might be dumb.
Wait, I am done
I think this is supposed to go on to this
Holy shit, please lay flat.
I don't think it worked.
I heard some people were complaining that the puzzles were too hard.
Oh, thanks for 18 months.
This shit's not hard.
So there's light shining on these two things, light shining on these three things, wha?
I don't want to go to school.
And mirror love and mirror love.
please man please oh my god
Whoa, I was trying to at the beginning!
I don't know why I thought it would just flick in.
I just had to line it up.
That should have been easy.
Got how I got out of here.
And the middle of power device that activated with force palm.
Name on the middle.
I'm only selling some badge
I did it I did it
Why am I stuck?
You know, Ukrainian thing for the sub, thank you, thank you.
Did I climb this before?
Come on.
It's a bird!
Ranny?
Approach the woman in white.
Ranny!
So, have you decided on your path?
Sorry, who are you?
I am White Crow.
White Crow?
A guardian of the Abyss and a protector of your world's cosmic order.
You are the woman from the sewer.
Kindness you showed me back then will guide you on your path
Here take these wings
The power to soar through the open skies is yours to command
And to enter a time to return
Whoa
You're telling me to jump
worry not those wings will see you down safely
Now
Yeah, we even hesitate
the world is yours to explore whoa holy shit it's huge
bird press axle there to fly be mindful of your stamina be able to fly once it's
depleted
This is where I just was.
I think that is, this is where I just was.
So many places to explore.
I'm alive!
Turn to her, Nand.
Maybe I should pick up some quests.
Find some things to do.
There's one here, apparently.
Hello?
Hello, sir.
May your day be blessed.
Oh, no, it's just a shop.
Yeah, wheeze, thank you for the five!
Thank you, wheeze, thank you, thank you, thank you.
What you got?
May Solomon's Light Guide You.
I rent a fab solution.
May Solomon's Light Guide You.
Oh, you can, it's paying bounties.
Wait, so I can get bounties on me for $5?
Rest easy, beneath Solomon's Gays.
Forever.
Leslie, thank you for the gifted.
Oh, an S6! Thank you for the five!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
So long, Mr. Peakybuffs.
Uh, sir, Halcyus visitor pass key item.
A costly visitor pass with limited use.
It costs 10 silver coins.
Solomon, Solomon's compassion.
I've got 99 cents right now.
The key to good tea is trying things out.
Pick fine ingredients and give it a try.
Okay, thank you for letting me know.
What does the bag need on the mini map? So, any loot here?
Oh, my bad.
Um, Hopsy, thanks for the 18 months, okay?
Any question mark I see from now on the map, I'm gonna get that shit.
Greetings, my shop.
It looks like a lot of- oh, what was this?
Oh.
Chapter 2!
Already?
I was walked back into town.
Thanks, thanks Hopsy for 18 months.
I'm not sure, uh...
That ass cat, thanks for two months.
Welcome back.
Uh, so there was...
I don't think I was supposed to... region blockaded.
Why does everyone have like some token of wisdom they want to give you?
Especially everybody.
Find the soldier in need of your help.
Look! The exclamation mark!
Why is my only option to kick him?
There we go, okay.
What's going on?
Interested? Take one.
I'll take one.
Drag Annie in and you'll be paid for your trouble.
It depends on who you catch. Some fetch for a bit, others only a few coins.
But you'll get whatever amount what's written on the notice.
for what it's worth. You have my thanks too if you bring in the bastards.
Okay, uh, thank you man. Learn more about the people from the bounty note.
Nice boots. It's warm, maybe.
learning in progress Jeffrey reward one silver coin race human age late 30s
build average he has a bad set for stealing money from numerous townspeople
only half the value be awarded if he's killed
you journey through power you may come across outlaws wanted for various
crimes, examining and banning reveals their identity traits and their whereabouts allowing you to see the location on your mini-map.
Alright, these outlaws really share one place. Some here only have certain times, while others are constant on the move, track their movements,
use the information in the banning to hunt them down and claim your reward.
Are you supposed to catch them?
Wolf Catalyst, uh, Renette, infamous boobuff.
Thank you guys for the sub. Zagustas, thank you for the pun.
Wow, level 6, my train, thank you guys.
And don't forget if you sub or if they sub you will get the Crimson Desert badge.
Why is there a red muck on my neck?
Hey!
Drink that!
Got you better than that friend!
I can move corpses.
Decent copper pouch one acquired.
Hell yeah, oh, I got this secured.
All right, well, we'll take that I guess.
No problem, red coins.
Nietzsche, thank you guys for the crime.
It's Dr. Poster, 28 months old.
I'm gonna walk out of there. That's a lot of red dots.
Oh wait, this is where it wants me to go. The Keith Abandoned. Okay, this is the cut.
I think that they're not always
I got one poison arrow three liquor bottles. Let's go
I'm warning you!
Oh, there's... come back!
Don't run, I need to lose you!
Easy clap. Rhino, thanks for two months. Welcome back.
Fucking little pictures.
Liberating a region. Factions may blockade certain key locations. You collaborate these areas by resolving local conflicts or defeating the occupying forces.
Once free, these locations offer new stories to experience and powerful benefits to aid your journey.
Wait, I didn't get to loot the bodies!
Well, since loot was sent to your supply chest, maybe it auto-loots it.
Soup?
Time to cook?
Bleed!
Thanks for the gift sub!
Ooh!
Let me move my um...
I think these are the recipes that party toasted grain.
So I think these are the recipes of party toasted grains, satisfying toasted grains, satisfying
grilled fruit, filling toasted grains.
I guess that's all I can make out of fruit lentils.
Every then you kill, exploded in a golden light when the capcine started.
Always dark ice in the food, and then it disappeared.
Grilled stuff, smoked eggs.
I don't even remember how to smoke egg before.
I also don't know how to make.
He's not much of a chef.
Uh...
Here we go.
Kurohei, thanks for coming.
Oh shit.
He's fucking sauteing that shit.
Oh wow you made something really, really good.
Improvised.
Oh I can, oh I can improvise.
I'm gonna use Blackberry's Oats and Apples.
Alright, what are you cooking up Cliff?
some good shit. Mysterious dish acquired. Oh whoa. Dustin Bear, thank you for the prime.
Okay, what if I just took the fruit?
I think I'm gonna be able to throw fruit wherever it is.
Dude, Cliff is a fucking chef, man! Hell yeah!
Sorry, uh, what was it?
It's fine.
Assume them conveniently.
spirit I'm gonna eat my fruit oh wait here we go oh there's different
So now, he wants me to go up the watch tower.
How do I get in?
Am I blind?
Where's the door?
Use a fire arrow to remove the vines.
How do I use a fire arrow?
Do I have fire arrows?
poison arrows. Arrow. Maybe I need to go find fire arrows. Holding an arrow over a brazier
will ignite the arrow.
OK, well, um, hello, there we go.
Nice.
They were just holding down the sport and they couldn't even go inside.
After forever, thank you for six months and Zach Boxtail, thanks for the Prime Nick Aim,
gifted us up to She's Cooking.
Oh, ouch, ouch.
Study Hernan Castle, fucking yank.
Okay, I can take the hat, but not...
Not anything else I guess.
Acorn!
I have learned about acorns, Grimstone.
Tragas must be packed before they can be traded.
Visit coral in the select package.
Who's coral?
Light Dearest, thanks for subbing.
beans oh man we could make crazy shit with this
can't wait to cook
anything else here more beans why is it not letting me sick
A pepper!
Dude, I really can't be playing Looting Games, man.
I can't- I- I got two spider webs!
I can't control myself, man.
I'm just- AHH!
What was that?
I'm just a gatherer at heart, you know.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
You scared the fuck out of me.
Oh, oh.
Okay, I noticed the tripwire a little bit late.
I hit it!
I hit it.
Oh my gosh.
Ooh, I got an axe!
And there's a sword here too.
Anything else I can take in here?
I'll take inventory.
I feel like it's not going to be better than what I have.
Sword of the Wolf.
Attack speed plus one.
Unequippable.
Okay, I actually did get a better sword.
Hell yeah, death gone bad.
Thank you for the prime.
Did I get this?
Check the suspicious helm among the treasure.
Wow!
The Vizione is a special device used to read memory fragments scattered throughout the world,
activate the device to witness past events or uncover hidden leads.
However, you must be extra careful as memories containing intense emotions can overwhelm
the wearer. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Cairntire, thank you for the prime. Uh, I'll just select read the memory.
Click the vision from the headgear tab.
I'm remembering.
If you're seeing this, you're fortunate indeed.
Surprise, I'm not actually there.
What you're looking at is a memory.
More precisely, one of the moments I recorded this.
This device is called the Physiome.
It captures and stores information gathered from the world around it,
and then projects that scene back to the viewer.
It does, on occasion, metal these as mine.
Small floor perhaps, but hardly worth worrying over.
Now then, nameless fortunate soul, enjoy the visioning to the fullest.
Interesting.
And now I'm going to steal everything that I can see.
I probably should just take all this and sell it right like why not oh wait I might guys
I might be able to afford to open a bank account when I go back to town and this game has investment
Item targeting is kind of weird. I'm kind of struggling
And medicine jar
I wish there's like a loot all items an area button or something
This shit better sell for good money
Because holy shit my character does not know how to just grab them
I gotta care it I
I just want to pick up these coins on the floor
I'm getting kind of sick of uh, oh, this is wheat
I hurt myself crime excuse me no one's even a round loaned I didn't do shit man
10 water bottle, okay, I I don't know why I can't grab this other shit, oh wait
Got a bunch of water bottles. All right, let's let's get the fuck out of here
That's what she said, although she did say that my BMI is low, so I should eat more protein
and lift weight, and I was like, I don't know what I'm doing, I'm not doing that.
Blockerish!
Dude, the looting is so scuffed.
Can I take this stupid thing off my head now?
Ooh, day's immunity.
I'm aware of that, I guess.
Cryptic thanks for the prime.
Paid doctor?
Well yes.
Made by my health insurance, though.
Can you believe I have health insurance?
What are you guys looking at?
Well, I'm trying to cough to him, but I can't fucking, well, I thought pop-up for one second.
Okay, you know what, I give up.
Oh, he gave me an option to kick pocket him.
Okay, whatever.
On to the metal.
What!
Horse?
Where the fuck did that horse come from?
I'm taking a flower later for when I finally get a girlfriend in this game.
Oh! Hello?
I don't know what to do.
Press Y, B on a target to use nature's grasp.
Holy fuck, there's so much to remember.
I'm in.
Focus.
Press L, R, L stick plus right stick to enter focus, slowing down time.
Spirit generates while focus is maintained.
Yo, Impala thanks for 8 months.
And Zilveraw, thank you for the bits.
Stop trying to get a girlfriend in the game and try to get one early, you chud.
I almost don't want one in my life.
What am I supposed to do here?
It wants me to focus here.
Oh, this looks like it needs to be punched in.
What?
There we go.
I have unraveled the secret of the ancient ruins because I am a genius.
I should be finding it!
Oh! You're the one who helped my friend!
I have a gift for you!
I'm sure it'll come in handy!
Now the power of nature flows through you!
If really he trusts you, then I can trust this pal to you!
Why does everyone disappear in a flash of horrors?
Eepar, thanks for 11 months.
Alright.
That's a Fernand square.
Whee!
I'm a bird!
The Dante, thank you for the 2 months.
Oh shit, a question mark?
Are your eyes as sharp as a hawk? Come challenge yourself!
Archery contest, oh god.
Okay, the first attempt was to win.
80 copper, I got this. I got this.
I got this guy's
All your hands make for a door line
Locked already
On my mark
Is that one lying?
Oh no.
It's hard with the controller!
No!
Oh my god, no.
Why is he so fast?
Oh my god.
No.
Oh my god, what?
Oh
Finally I can breathe
Don't let this fervor fade onto the next round.
The next round play again I can't even afford to play again.
Are your eyes as sharp as a hawk?
Come challenge yourself.
I don't know how much money do I have now?
Oh fuck, I didn't mean to put that on.
If you'll see me then.
I'm gonna put on the weird hat.
Okay it's fine because I think I looted enough stuff where um, I can't get it.
I can just sell my shit to the bank.
What the, whose face is that?
Where is the bank?
What's the bank to the left of me?
Oh it is the bank.
Please watch it!
Sorry!
Sorry.
Oh, one last question.
Trust matters the most.
I think not.
Money is a noble thing.
I can't afford to open my bank account.
I see to find a merchant.
I just have to find a merchant.
Don't do that, Jay!
I'm making everyone accountant me.
Coin for Vixen?
I need every dollar I have, I'm sorry.
Ah, that's a little sturdier.
I need to go and find some decent minerals. I just can't leave the forage.
I heard there's rich deposits in the rut fishers arms like yours swinging a
pickaxe should be a breeze
a shock the season's turned how about a bit of change for yourself okay
Oh, let me sell all my style.
Abyss artifact cannot sell.
How much are my jars worth?
48?
Yes.
Oh my god, yes.
Timber probably keep that.
I will sell the trays.
The plate.
The jars are worth one?
Oh my god.
The jars aren't worth shit.
Artesian's Medal of Goblet.
A jewel box.
That one cost 80.
I
Are adored storage
Crashing for good first straw box and document chess
Okay, I have
500 copper I've got five dollars. Oh, I'm sad to see you go so soon
back to the bank it's time it's time
I'm investment rose.
Open up.
Watch it.
Aye.
I must face agreement.
I'm going to call the police.
Stay first.
Well, that's shit, isn't it?
Sorry.
It's making everyone hate me.
oh sir all right wrong box registration not enough wait it costs a hundred silver
First month is the most does it not
I thought he wanted my shot.
Okay, well I just gave a hundred then.
God damn it.
My shot.
Speaking of the person looking for Greymane's.
to myself that the room is a true you're looking for gray man's here look at
this I think your gray man's gonna find us I look like shit lucky dad's home is
not it how much is murdered bounty again that's like you silver is your life
What's so little enough I apologize for my man
They may have given you the wrong impression. I
Am the knight Matthias
I've long wished to test my skills against a gray mane
What say you you're here standing before me
Well, reason of you to refuse my challenge.
None I can think of.
Ha! So it's true what they say.
You walked your chosen path, even when staring death in the face.
Ah, I hope you live up to the legends.
Well, don't aim to disappoint.
quite the quick tongue man how come my grip is always the worst in the country
You're one to the door.
Don't bother with me.
Freeze!
Again!
Don't try any longer!
Spend yourself!
Why is it like this?
Give it to you, Vinny, for you to thank you for the fight.
Let's go!
They say, Bayloom's finest swordsman is a Greyling.
It was an honor to duel him.
You're not bad yourself.
I had believed I was quite strong but the world was mine.
I am the enemy.
I'm betting you were strong as well.
Thanks for five months.
It was a good match, Greymane.
What is up with that guy's outfit?
He's just wearing a whole ass moose.
Huh?
Greymane, you're as remarkable as I've heard.
He's just walking through our lawn!
Oh my gosh.
I am pardoned.
Who is that?
M'lady!
Short-handed we need the help of someone like you Greymane
Yeah to the point just a new place love the peace in this region has been so much trouble
Braggons run rampant and despite our best attempts. We've been unable to thwart them. I
Believe they have a powerful benefit of pulling the strings
However, we have no solid evidence to support this claim, and we can't afford further investigation.
If you were to lend us your aid, Marquis Circus will be more than pleased.
Sorry, but my priority is finding my comrades, and I'm not sure it'd be much help on my own.
Oh the marquee is a generous law he will surely aid in re-establishing the
grey maids until we meet again
goodbye sir well now don't you smell fragrant
I just bought here man what
Excuse me?
May I help you friend?
I've spent half my life as a free-sorber
those days of mine to just walk away
a peaceful life
What's this?
A wife
who cleans those temple pledges
Well they were someone skilled with a pickaxe
The Forge still burns hot but I run out of quality order stepping up the hammer.
If your governor's skills come to the Hernan-Smithy, I'll give you the details in a pickaxe to get started.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm glad we love him here a lot.
Sammy Six, thanks for 13 months.
Greatness, Delia.
Morning.
Can I help you?
It's not red much, am I?
Oh my god.
Hello.
Morning.
Fresh stock came in today.
The grocery store!
Just in time I have some fresh fare in today.
He got...
...Sell's water, sugar.
I'm learning about sugar.
Ooh, so you can make some fancy shit if you go to the store.
Salt.
Learning about salt.
Barley.
cooking oil, sweet potato, egg, I'm learning about egg, milk, apple seed, I'm gonna go
pee real quick.
I will be right back.
BRB.
What's it, you're up? Come by again.
You've got so many question marks.
Kindness for a full soul.
What are you doing sitting on the barrels looking at you fucking creep?
Are you good man?
He's freaking me out.
Any time's right for a fresh pint.
Sure, I haven't eaten yet.
Oh, welcome under my room.
Oh, wait, the recipes cost silver?
Pan-fried rice cake, should I just buy it?
No, I should probably save my money to open a bank account first.
My aim is always, I can see you.
You're what?
Do we have another challenger?
Oh, another arm rustle?
Tom, no thanks for the gift, and Harry Bacon juice, thank you for the fives!
And I'm the sea god, thank you for the prime.
Thank you. Oh, we're gonna get the same hat.
I got this.
That was a good match.
You can bust your baby's head!
Go again. Go again. Go again.
Honey Badger VIP, thanks for the subs.
This is how I make my money guys.
21, Nina just got lucky. Zero, thanks for 21 months.
June bug, thanks for two years. You've got to possibly be scared.
Go again.
At least one more time.
Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!
I'm so fucking strong!
I'll go ready.
Still game to go on?
Wow, fuck me.
What?
That was a good match.
I beat the champion!
Oh, no one wants to fight me anymore.
But I got a dollar for that!
Another question mark here.
Oh, hello.
Are you looking to sound nice, quiet?
Excuse me.
Someone else I can talk to, man?
It smells like a truck, come here!
The captain will hear of this.
No one wants to fight me anymore.
Cheddar! Cheddar, why are you digging through the trash? Stop that!
I don't know.
Such a fucking rat.
All right, what's here hello ma'am if I ever sell by me I'll go in the chopping block
myself vendor thank you for the five gifts it thank you is it fresh just look at it
I got this last question mark.
I got no where everything is.
Flower shop?
Hello?
Maybe?
Welcome in.
Send the word if you need a hug.
Brise to your husband, past friend.
Fishy road!
I was home so I brought you fish species. Oh my goodness.
I would buy one fishing rod. Thank you sir.
The Tired AF boy and Kira Slay, thank you for the prize.
Shovel?
These shoals uncover rare items buried underground.
ground. The shovel equipment for such a special occasion press X to dig. Okay, I guess I might as well buy one of those, too.
It's not nice, but what are they? A mallet.
A mallet used to drive protruding structures in the place with a mallet- okay.
I guess I'll just buy all the tools. I don't know if they degrade. I mean, probably.
String, hard rocks, or minerals with a pickaxe, yields valuable minerals.
Okay, I'm gonna pick axe as well
Wait, I'm saving a lot of money, an axe let's you cut down trees for timber
A broom or a cover broom?
A rake
He used the level soiler clear away gravel I can make a farm too?
A hoe
Oh, the bottles are for crafting and mixing.
Uh, I'm sure I'll find one after.
Thanks for 20 months! Chudder!
I don't know where he is.
Meow! A pitchfork!
Turnover Squirrel to cultivate fields.
We got one of those.
OMG Jesse, thanks for the sub!
Oh, Wooden Wraith!
Wait, are there better tools at the bottom?
They got her following her tiny cut grass.
It's not suitable for digging deeply in the soil.
It's not nice quality large farming sites cut wheat or grass
A bread plate
Handy for all types of food zero. Thanks for the gift sub deep bowl
Apparently you actually do want to keep the bowl
Simple dress. Okay, maybe those are just decorations for a house.
Round dress tall. I see white glass lamp.
It's just like for decorating a house.
Also, next time we have a house.
Excuse me, asshole.
Oh, oh no.
I need to put this down before I get a vandalism charge.
All right, let's go out to town now, out of town now.
say there you are gonna take thanks for
something
thank you thank you
look at this looks like I can't kill
people with the horse in this game
Sorry.
Oh, it says there's something to discover here.
Defeat the enemies!
Oh
Hell yeah
Now let me move your shit
Hell yeah.
There's more guys over here apparently.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
expansion three slots nice this portion of five requests for help from locals
to learn about dangerous criminals with bounties on their heads
nothing of interest stands out missing cows
Looking to find someone, find the cow sown by bandits.
All the cow work so hard to raise has been stolen, if you help me I will reward you handsomely.
I'll explain the details in person.
Head down to the southern farm then take the road west.
Strange noises from the cave
And then he quats, porny
Looking for something to catch the bastard who coughed my goat's horns
And he's still gonna bring them the lunatic that the cook put the horns off and go to raise with care
Your posters. Your Lord Kitaro, thank you for the prime. And Jeff Geist, thanks for
the prime. Skilled Woodcutter, that could be me. I do have a axe now. Please find my
friend Woolly. I'll look you for my precious friend Woolly to spare the war. I think
I'm going to take it.
It's always about animals.
Speak with the despairing man.
I will go find this despairing man.
On my way.
I was not trying to hit the board so I pressed Y because that was the mount button in red
bed.
Wait for the right time.
Uh, can I... I'm skipping this.
There we go.
Bremer! Hey, Bremer! You really get all your cows stolen!
Why are you rising then?
What you do to bring Solomon scorn down upon you!
He just lost his cattle in his home.
We should be comforting the man.
Barlux, he promised me his first heifer.
That's gone.
I'll get that money, canos, everyone.
Just need some faith.
Solomon is sure to bring them back.
You'll see.
That pain in the neck for one year.
You think that rotten bandit's just gonna bring them all back?
And Nikola, thanks for one year.
The bloody fool's what you are, brother.
He's got a point, you know. Your cows are as good as dead, I reckon.
Yes, she's right. I've asked for aid all over town.
I've even put up notices. Did you ask the town guard?
You're not the only one being terrorized, you know.
Aye, it's worth a try.
They've got their hands full dealing with those bleed bandits.
Ugh, Masters always have an excuse.
They ain't nothing but no-bun-than-thrap dogs at lot.
In three days, I'm sure they'll come out.
Well, you can wait all you want, Bremer.
They ain't coming. Never. They will.
They have to. That's enough. Let's just go.
Come on, how much we fuss the cows aren't coming back.
The world comes here, right?
Are you in need of help?
Yes, please I'm lost. I gotta change his outfit man. I gotta take that stupid ass helmet off.
Oh, your helmet has been blasted to sprinters. Let's here and there.
And then bandits took every last one of my cows.
Great.
Son of a-
I don't like the mother of the church!
I don't like it.
It was before it became kindling.
Blasted boulder fell from the sky.
Did his house get hit by a mirror?
And bandits plucked up whatever rock didn't lay flat.
The heathry chucked my precious cows.
Every one of them!
Brighan's plundering a home in Rubin.
away. Not even the slouches. Told them to just take the damn cows but they took their
fists to my face demanding more and more. Just look what I did to my face.
Get your poor arms in the pond, didn't I? I'm not asking for no-
I forgot about that. I'm just trying to get by. Please, help me get my cows back.
Please!
I can try.
Thank you so much!
Speak with the witnesses.
Um, is it inventory?
Well, I'm looking at the skill tree at all.
Yeah, I'm not supposed to do this yet.
Abyss artifact.
Oh, wait!
I have a abyss artifact!
Uh, what are you?
increases the damage. Okay, I'll just take that I guess.
Evasive slash charge while guarding press A twice.
What do I want to get?
Faxium Force, and then this is Force Palm.
I guess I'll get Rush.
Whoa.
Oh, it gives me, okay, one at a time, I guess I'm safe.
Not enough items.
I got anything here?
I got anything here?
I got anything here.
Nope.
Okay.
Where do I get my pre-order armor from?
Mounts.
There's 10.
There's five horses.
What is an A tag?
A-T-A-G.
Others, knowledge guides, notifications.
Let's see, you're a milky bear.
Thank you for the 18 months.
It's Niafu, thanks for 20 months.
Where's my fucking armor?
Okay, I'm taking the helmet off.
I'm putting the cloak back on.
I'm trying to make him look cool.
Leather armor back on.
He's got shoes and gloves now.
Should I give him the helmet?
It's a little goofy, but I feel like it's better than the other one at least
Hello. Oh, sorry.
But what about the cows?
Fuck the cows.
Fuck the cows?
I don't think saying a word about them to Bremer.
See you later.
That he lost his cows in his life.
Those cows are his own life.
Show some sympathy.
I'm just being honest.
Cows ain't worth getting killed over.
over yes what I'm trying to say is pardon me you know where the stolen
cows are why would you ask us about that are you reek of cow shit fresh off the
farm every empty scene this game says nice thing well yeah I know where the
He was asking me!
I saw them!
Follow me!
I'll lead you to them.
Nice.
First time.
The world sure has been cruel to Brammer.
Oh, so, well, his cows were stolen, and a stone from the sky crushed his home to spinters.
Poor sod's story has become the talk of the town.
That William boy didn't find Bremer among the rubble.
That poor coward would be on Solomon's steps right now, asking why that rock was sent his way.
He's quite the devout man, despite his hardships, who could have imagined suffering damage from
a boulder falling out of the sky?
Well, I suppose he should be grateful just to have survived.
Still, I know how wretched this has been for Gleather.
Those dead cows on the left are his, I reckon.
Oh my God, there's big, water going less than everywhere.
there. Why? It's just like, I think it's just like a cell number or something.
I saw them take all of Brenna's cattle with my own eyes. There's a strange smell getting
stronger the closer we get.
There.
Just up ahead.
Hi, Amy and Marie.
This is the spot where the coin gets you.
Why, Boo?
Thanks for the Tier 3.
Uh, read the memory on the cows whereabouts.
Read the memory.
on the cows whereabouts.
Read the memory.
Am I supposed to like...
There's so many buttons.
Oh, we're tabbed.
Vision!
Maybe I'm supposed to go up to that.
I
Where they're fucking me up, how do I heal again?
How do I eat?
Let me eat, bro!
What the frick?
I don't understand.
D-pad? I'm pressing the D-pad.
Oh, okay, I just light-press it.
It's kinda weird.
Oh, feel me for shit.
These are lanterns where it reacts, okay?
Throw me buttons, I'm sorry!
memory fragment. The Lantern Shines reveal the fragment. You can play the Revealed Memory.
We're in progress, the missing cow.
Kerbotismo and Snow Fox, thank you for the prime.
And LaBubu Dubai chocolate, thank you for the sub as well.
Okay now... sorry, there's so many fucking buttons.
Uh, so now... armor.
Okay, there we go.
It went completely mad, and then... died?
Is that how it is to die?
Wait.
No.
Is this you?
Idiots!
I told you to use the ceremony!
Why even face that guy?
Forget it! We need to move!
What are they talking about?
They're crazy.
And though
What is that?
That's my equipments and reinforce. What was that giant square I was holding?
Prison over here
Nothing is in it
Alright well I guess we are out then.
Wait fishing!
Dude I got a fishing rod!
Guys teach me how to fish!
Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't!
I didn't mean to shoot!
I was trying to target them!
I hope my selection suits you well.
Our role we thank you for the gifted fishing rod pond loach
Small good gym
Small
I hope my selection suit drop by whatever you're in need of new gear
Okay, everyone's chill now
What's up guys I can walk every bit as well as the younger folk age hasn't told my strength one bit
Cat
Hello kitty
A pororan cat. Oh my god. He's so good
Cat, trust plus five.
I'll do a goal away.
What? What? I'm not doing anything.
Oh, I don't think I know you.
But sometimes silence says more than a thousand words.
That's true.
Children learn by watching what adults do.
So, mind your manners in front of the children.
Alright.
I can work every bit as well as the younger folk.
Alright, let's try this.
Age hasn't told my strength one bit.
Room shovel, pickaxe, raco, pitchfork, oh wait.
Fishing rod.
Now what?
Now I don't know if I need bait or what, I didn't, there wasn't any bait at the fish
shop.
I hear something.
Oh, wait, oh, I fucked up.
I tried to reel and I didn't see that instead of hook.
Yo, jakers, thanks for two months.
I'm really Joe, thanks for 14 months and Coralus, thank you for the prime.
I'm waiting patiently.
I hear it!
I hear it!
The fishing line snaps because of your poor control.
Smoking on the dozier, thanks for the bomb.
Okay, I think I get it now.
Max out!
What?
Okay, this is it guys.
I'm catching a fish.
I think it's literally the same as Red Dead Redemption 2.
I think they just copied a bunch of shit from Red Dead, honestly.
That's what it seems like.
Oh, I hear it!
Okay.
What?
What am I doing wrong?
Did you read the instructions?
A little bit.
Wait, so is it not the same as Red Dead?
Oh, it's coming.
Bishy!
I got you, bitch.
You can kick up the ass.
Huh? What did I do?
Okay, how do I...
Guides.
Um...
Controls.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh.
Special equipment?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Life?
Sleeping.
Logging.
Sleepy lunchbox.
Thank you for the prime.
It's gotta be in here. Fishing.
Okay.
Hold on since you can't even get the water.
You can catch any fish from common or rare ones using my performance.
Alright, um...
That's... it's done now the fishing details.
What am I doing wrong?
The minigames?
How do I fish?
I just want to catch a fish!
I just want to catch a fish.
I haven't been reeling, bro, I swear!
The water's coming.
What am I doing wrong?
Can you do the opposite way? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I'll try that too, but I feel like I've already tried it both ways.
Yeah, I have been pulling in the opposite direction of the fish.
Yeah, I didn't do it right, I don't know.
Storm, thanks for the 7 months.
I give up!
I'm so sad, I just wanted to catch a fish!
No fish for me, I guess.
I'll try to figure it out later and this horse is invincible cannot move to
I can do anything with those whores.
Holy shit.
Raya Brat, thanks for the crime.
Look at this glorious pile of shit.
Load of boroughs.
I've got it stumbled onto something easy to look for,
I must bar.
What a fucking waste of our time.
My...
Who the hell is that?
It's me.
What are you doing?
Get up! What are you coming out of, Luke?
You'll be the last thing you see!
You're the ones out here making trouble.
There I am.
I need to show friends.
Hell yeah.
Got some bottles, some copper.
Use your lantern where it reacts.
Use the lantern to reveal a memory fragment.
There we go.
Hello bird.
Knowledge acquired.
Like character.
There we go.
Big rocks, small rocks and real prize winners.
We picked up every damn pebble around them, bloody ass.
And not one of them rang the eight lights.
I'm shattering, you're glowing rocks.
Hang on.
I
For good I guess I did it let me take this stupid helmet off
Yeah, I don't know how to feel about this game yet
There's a lot of things about that, I don't know how I really like them that much.
Hello, Bremer?
Yeah, honestly, I was on the fence the once I couldn't get the fishing working.
How though?
Please take this.
Yeah, where's the desert?
Thank you for your kindness.
There's been no crimson and no desert.
Then we'd like to request.
Say no more.
Are you saying that you...
I...
I'll hunt down the ones responsible.
Thank you. You truly are a good person.
I don't know what to say. I'm eternally grateful.
These bandits aren't the sort you can go easy on.
I truly hope you catch them, so no one else will have to suffer!
Yeah, like, I'm confused, like, so I'm just helping some guy, like, find his dead cows.
But there was a guy who, like, tried to kill my entire plan that was basically my family.
Stabbed me multiple times and kicked me into the river, and then I somehow revived,
Because I went to this weird cube place in the sky
Which just hasn't been explained at all and the character doesn't even seem to care he's just like doing random shit
Gentlemen, oh
I'm usually, I get lost in a lot of single players' stories when I'm streaming.
Like, my brain tries to freak us out, like, eight things at once.
But I don't think it's my fault this time.
I'm gonna have to force this with time.
This big rock.
So like I don't know if like he got revived by like some cosmic sky power or he just happened
to survive being stabbed like eight times because he does have the scar on his neck.
Why does this bird keep landing on me?
Oh.
I got a letter from White Crow who's my wife I guess.
Why in the world did you bring a-
Why is this playing?
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Fuck anything.
What is going on?
Okay.
No!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
So this is happening when I try to pause the game.
What the fuck?
I was pressing the pause button, I was playing the helmet on.
Okay, I got a letter.
I don't know how to read it.
I can't adopt it.
My crow's water.
Dammit.
Okay.
This nexus is our...
I thought it was going to be like a love letter or something.
It's just more tutorial.
nexus is their spread all across pie well use your lantern or blinding flash to
reveal their location have I already read this is this really her letter didn't
I really get that maybe she's reminding me she's like hey idiot you haven't done
this shit once like why would I randomly do this oh there's one over there
apparently I think I see it's blowing but that's really close sir the rain's
been just right this season crops are coming up beautifully
speak with the inrace man you're all been locked off you cut them off the
Bano on someone desperate for money
Drama sound like the abano, you know
Well does it does he all right
They were to be sold off in a few days who the hell will buy him now
fuck
At least you didn't lose anything else
The hell I didn't!
Callin' doors, thanks for the prize!
Those rotten bastards!
Oh!
Took bloody everything!
Ah, that explains it.
We saved some
strange folk lurking around your house.
Didn't we?
All right?
Wait, what?
I saw it too!
You did fuck all!
I drank a lot that day.
Why didn't you say something?
What could we do about it?
We'd rather get caught sooner or later.
Hey, let's get going.
Come have a drink once you carry it down.
Aargh, arsehole!
You didn't help over here.
You were robbed.
The fuck are you?
You're trying to get me worked up again.
Get off me.
Calm down.
I'm not here to cause trouble.
By the sun you're strong.
Tell me, what happened?
You heard for yourself, didn't you?
Some thieving scum sacked my ass.
They would have done me in too if I hadn't gone and run off.
And were they after something?
Some bit of rock.
I heard it clear.
and say they was ordered to find it didn't say by you and me and her board
what when my eyes were somebody rock eat it I didn't I think about it maybe
they meant those stones that have been falling from the sky my arms now I'll
try and track the thieves down oh wait really stretching well get going then
I'll reward you for finding even a single spoon. I just don't really care about this guy like man. Like I don't care you
Can't even kill it
I guess he has a question
Index thanks for subbing welcome
I could also cook.
I wish I caught a fucking fish.
Oh, that's a nice horse.
Hello, sir.
Not the finest grits you'll find, but they'll serve you well enough.
All right, whatcha got?
No deals off the table if the money's good.
Bullet!
Wait, there's guns in this game?
Iron ore.
Big ol' copper ore.
What can I help? If you're seen enough, don't let me keep you.
Oh my, your shop does kinda fucking suck.
What about dynamite fishing? Is that a thing?
Why lavender
Oh, Lauren, hello.
Fine day for the washing.
Don't just let work pile up.
It won't get soaked by just sitting there, will it?
Cut it out!
I'm just walking here and she's lecturing me about not being a fucking bum.
I'm chill, lady.
I came full of livestock. Strange.
Livestock fence.
Livestock fences facilitate the illicit trade of animals.
Gats, cows, boats, sheep, pigs, ducks, and chickens.
There's no one selling any.
Hello.
Quiet now.
If they catch us, it's the gallows for both of us.
What?
What are you selling?
Keep it down and do as I say.
It's not even selling anything crazy.
A mask.
Conceal your money.
I'm not selling anything crazy.
I'm not selling anything crazy.
I'm not selling anything crazy.
Conceal your identity and inspire terror and onlookers.
Key, it should open most ordinary doors. Wait, give me that shit.
That was a fine deal.
I'll get a mask, do I guess? I might need it.
Fine fishing rod blueprint, it costs 10 silver, I can't afford that.
I'm poor.
Disguise plow camouflage outfit.
I'm buying this that was a fight no one forget anything you saw here
I'm wearing I should go away I need a post Instagram story for Battlefield for like 30 minutes
Okay, I saw my room is so fucked, dude, my PC is like a thousand degrees under my desk.
Yo, Oww Willy, thanks for subbing and the Sandman thanks for subbing.
Easy sub.
Holy shit!
I was like why is it so warm oh my goodness holy smokes holy frick
I have to take a picture, I guess.
Why is my camera so dirty?
Certain noobs, thank you for the gift, Ed.
That is good enough, I suppose.
Why is my room so damn toasty?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Hold on, I got to post this real quick.
Battlefield 6 Season 2 Nightfall.
fun okay that's Brattlefield I'm torment my shit you'll blast blaster and shadow
thank you for the resubs our Brattlefield hashtag Brattlefield six
hashtag battlefield, hashtag BS6. Amazing.
twitch.tv slash emru. That's me.
me. All right. Meow, meow, meow, meow. What do you think of the game so far? Um, I have
some criticisms. I think that a lot of it's really clunky, like the looting is kind of
bad, like, you have to be like looking at it. Am I poisoned or just not? I'm just going
Um, it's kind of clunky, I don't really understand the story.
Oh, can I use the lantern?
Hello?
She's kind of scuffed, but it does seem like a pre-chill, like, blind game, I guess.
I haven't gone to try it out yet.
So there's a lantern glowing me there's something like I'm so f**king confused bro.
Where's my morphs?
I did pay 70 dollars for this game, so I'm god damn it. I'm gonna give it a fair chance, you know
What do you want to call a bad brother? Oh, I'm not sponsored. I'm not even worth the effort of Rob
Also sponsors technically can't tell you to not call a game bad
They're probably gonna sponsor you again, but they can't tell you to like lie about the game
Where are those Steven fucks?
You won't be seeing them again
Are my belongings?
By the river, you can carry them all.
You mutton age!
You can't even carry some boxes, huh?
What is this anyway?
Could fetch a pretty son. No, it's not a sponsor. You found this with my stuff. Is it not yours?
Of course it is
Here you're a ward. Thanks for everything. Off you go. This is worth at least a dozen goats
Okay, speak with the crying truck like
Like I want to know what happened in the fucking black bears and his friends like I'm just doing fucking errands, bro
Like I know these kinds of games have filler quests and stuff, but it's like dude, what am I doing?
It's like Cliff was like, yeah, I almost died. Don't know why I lived.
All my friends are missing. The guy that tried to kill me is out and about, but I'm just gonna
I'm gonna help this guy find his dead goat.
Okay, if it were like one time,
like, you know, like Arthur would do a lot of random shit.
But it's like, I feel like I've been doing that
for like two hours, man.
Please do the main quest.
These are the main quests!
I haven't picked up any.
Well, I picked up the posters,
but the main quest line told me to pick up the posters.
You know what, let me check.
Main quest.
Speak with the cr- I am doing- I'm loo- Look, it says main quest, these are the main quest!
And yes, main quest, talk to the angry man.
Talk about these guys' cows.
The missing Tau's poster!
Like, what the hell, man?
No, he's not!
Stop fighting!
He keeps saying stupid things!
Leave him alone!
I heard my dad say Woody's dead!
Stop it! Can't you see?
William's crying!
Crying will get Woody bad!
He's not dead!
He will come back!
He's getting rich, stupid!
Because it's a solar lamp.
But I feel like it's to be like, it's out, okay, so.
We'll find him.
Main quest is like, gain access to this giant building.
And then you're like, okay, I don't have it yet.
I have to do a bunch of spider quests now,
but you know what the main quest is.
And I'm like, I'm never gonna get back to this story.
Did any adults see what happened?
Yeah, they said they saw some firemen take Willie and we can't get him back.
Oh my god.
This is a main quest.
I'm trying to play it.
This is a main quest, guys.
Uh, okay.
Get information on the missing sheep from the men.
Okay.
I will do that.
God, he said he can do that.
An ass!
Not a mistake for the gift sub.
Need something in a hurry?
Uh, elf fleet gifted a sub to elf fleet.
Thank you.
Zexed, thank you for the crime.
If you don't believe me, go see for yourself.
Pardon me.
At least I'm wearing a shoe on my head.
Who are you?
Why are you that fellow who defeated Matias?
Ha!
That's quite the feat.
He was amazing.
Well, what brought such a fine warrior here?
wrestling gun you see many bandits around here might have stolen a sheep just
like don't know about stealing sheep but there was a bandit camp just across
the river there's each sheep around us okay
bandit camp across the river
On my way.
Nash River fishing dock!
Only I knew how to fish properly.
P6, thank you for the gifted.
I really liked the story set up of the game.
I thought it was like rival rivaling warrior factions, they set up like a revenge thing.
Like I'm sure that they will address all that later, but I guess maybe the beginnings
Does that take you off?
Oh.
I'm about to die.
God, you better not...
I
Via in drips wet
Thanks for the gifted I'll do it again
You shit
Oh my fucking god.
I'm just gonna use all my insta-revives, man.
I'm not walking back here.
Hex, thanks for 15 months.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Leave him alone!
When you damn the law, you damn yourself!
Why are we cool? I just helped you man!
Okay, I think we're cool.
I thought he was mad at me.
All right, I got some money some more guys to kill
Find really the sheep. Oh there he is wait me
I'm gonna need a shit.
Can I take the meat?
Really, this meat's on the table?
I can't take it?
Save woolly.
Fox Trekker, thanks for your nine months, Mully.
Mully.
You're not gonna have to go all the way back.
Holy fuck, bro, I have to go all the way around?
No way!
Pumpkin, thanks for your 52 months.
All right, Wally. I will carry you back to safety, don't you worry.
You're gonna...
I dropped him.
We're fine.
On fire, Squire, thank you for the crime.
Sorry, Wally.
Don't worry, guys, I'll keep him nice and safe now.
He's a good boy.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, another fishing place.
A cat!
Come here.
I must earn your trust.
I can get all the cats.
Oh, that's a fat-ass cat. Holy shit.
A moon cat.
Yes, what a kissy-dee.
Fast cats.
Trust plus five.
Yes.
Very good.
Very, very good.
Amazing.
Hello.
Sorry, Wally!
My boat never goes on bit.
That's...
He's got bait?
I'm guessing you're happiest with a fishing rod in hand.
Oh, he doesn't have any, actually.
A small fish that anyone can catch with ease.
I'm guessing you'll drop by whenever you need a new gear.
All right, come on, Woolly.
Let's head back to town.
Am I going to cutscene while wearing my shoe hat yet?
I don't think I have.
at least it's a beautiful game wow I think it probably needs a bit more time
get the story going you know Max thank you the sub
oh no if anyone else been playing this game what do you think hello boy I
brought your sheet back
Oh
My god
Oh dude, come on!
Oh my god...
I always tell stories of gray manes.
Gray manes?
What an interesting fellow.
Maybe I will learn more about my friend.
Huh?
That's strange.
He was definitely here.
He should be around here somewhere.
Anyway, I'm going to go take care of my new sheep.
I don't care about Wally anymore.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Goodbye.
find the Greymane, friend?
Oh.
The Greymane, huh?
But all you do is drink every day.
Indeed, I am a Greymane, if you say so.
I could show you.
I'll put that thing down.
We're all for easy now.
Bundet Horns, beware.
How are you, Chief?
B.F.O.T. or Chief?
You better not.
Hey.
I didn't push him that hard.
Oh, he's dead.
No way!
Where am I?
That's drunk.
Are you all right?
Who's asking?
Someone who needs your aid.
My boot hat!
You heard tales of my swordsmanship then?
I look so awesome now.
Wait for me.
I'll show you what a true Greymane is!
Ha ha ha!
Okay.
What?
What's keeping you?
I'm here!
You can ride.
All Grammings can do it! Rice, clothes and blindfolded!
Besides, I'm one of the special ones among them.
The Great Grammings!
Captain!
Do you know what the Grammings like?
Nope.
I imagine you're going to tell me.
They're the most foul-ass warriors in the world.
I come.
Noble wolves.
I haven't seen one person.
Well, in that case it's best you don't keep tossing them in there.
What's in the wheel? Everything's a mess anyways.
Where are we going?
To those who stole the ship before.
Send that clever little scallywag in town, this, um, this, uh, child!
Lost his precious sheep he did!
Oh, enormous thing!
Beautiful as a cloud!
Billy there!
Let's tunnel the rest of the way.
Let's tunnel.
Excuse me.
Get on horseback with the man.
Oh, there he goes.
He's moving now.
How dare they steal a small child's companion!
Look, look!
damn bandits are over there. Oh shit. Then I'll take it from here. I'll go rally the
guards. Investigate the suspicious cave.
I
Get a flower not the smartest you can't come to me
Finish you I don't like this whole like a very anemones thing
I'm back, asshole.
I got some of them dark nemesis thanks for the gifted and this couch and this stuff thank
you.
All right, time to explore the cave.
It's fucking creepy in here.
Oh.
Goat knowledge acquired.
Here's your lantern, where it reacts.
Alright, I'm currently processing a memory.
Save the memory fragments.
Enough! We're not going to pay enough for all your nagging!
A grey man is sniffing around our trail.
This whole because you fooled ran around committing petty thefts.
Fuck off! Do you have any idea how many mouths I have to bloody pee?
Would it help if I cut it down by one?
Easy now. Before I get to the... is there any one house left?
I told you countless times, betray the code leads you to trust and you're all fucking dead.
Alright, forget it.
Hope we can't see shit.
Alright, well it is nine o'clock.
This is battlefield time.
I don't know how I feel about this game yet.
I don't want to like say that I think it's bad or I don't like it just based off the beginning, but I feel like
But the controls could use a little bit of work for sure
Everyone gather your belongings and livestock
You know all the question remain as cockabits
Alright. I don't think I need to savor anything, right?
Why not?
Okay.
Alright, it is battlefield time.
Let me set this shit up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's got cool game mechanics, but the story makes it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like the story had potential, but I don't know what was going on
Something I guess
Yeah, look oh, thank you for the 10
Thanks. Oh
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm just going to watch this trailer, harder I guess.
Alright, let me pop this shit open.
Doop, doop, dooo.
Doop, doop, doop, dooo.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow meow meow. Yo, sicko nipple, thanks for the gift, sub.
Okay.
Oh, and 17, no!
No, no, no.
It should be secure in town, brother.
Move it!
Expect interference from hostile forces.
What are you doing?
Get ready to move here!
Oh yeah!
Season 2.
I think that starts today.
Yes, today.
Actually, two days ago I think.
All right, but how I just updated it earlier.
Yo, Dolph Gabbana, thanks for subbing, thank you.
I must have put out a patch or something because I literally updated it before stream.
Okay, guys, I'm going live for Battlefield 6 Season 2 Nightfall.
Thank you, EA.
Thank you, thank you.
Yes, Texamee, yes. Very good. Very good. They had to patch the game for me because they
knew. All right, guys, here are the things I want to tell y'all. There's a new high
game mode called Nightfall. Infiltrate the new P.O.I. and RedSet called Defense
Testing Complex 3. There's new weapons, gadgets, and vehicles. They added some
new quality of life stuff and there's a free trial until March 24th with four
maps and six modes on all platforms. So you can try it out for free if you
want to, but it's a good game.
Errm.
Errm.
Hold on. Give me one second, please.
What?
Best driver's already installed. Best driver's already installed.
Okay, I know. I have returned.
I am back.
Anti-cheat restart? No!
Oh my god, wait, my brother's playing.
Oh, brother, okay, one second.
Okay.
That's Mishie.
Okay, let's me see.
Okie dokie vibe, thank you for the prime.
Guys help.
What is happening?
NVIDIA DLSS 5, let's freaking go!
Oh, there is something. Wait, do you...
Alright, hopefully this fixes it.
And I swapped 5! Yeah, just what the people wanted.
First try update for months. I thought it was supposed to automatically do it, but I guess not.
The OSS5 coming this fall. Don't you need like insane graphics cards to even use that?
You would have to secure boot your PC.
Oh, brother. Well, we'll see if this works first, I guess.
I suppose
Gamerate update available
Perfect
How do you feel about the AI
I don't like AI, like I don't think people are like evil for using it, but
especially like AI stuff and art, art type things or creative spaces, I'm just like, man, like
I just personally don't like it, but you know, I know it's gonna happen anyway.
I guess it is what it is. Very sad.
I don't even like them. I don't like Waymos. They scare me.
Oh my god. Are you AI? No.
Of course not.
Why would you think such a thing?
Why would you ever think such a thing?
Hello?
Why is this happening?
Oh, it's installing.
Okay.
Oh, brother, I thought it was just a pop-up.
Sorry, I just want to play.
Yeah, I don't know what I think about Crimson Desert.
you
Hello?
My OBS exploded.
Hello?
Okay.
Hopefully this fixes it.
I'm sure it's not the secure boot thing, it might be, I hope not.
I mean, I did have a graphics card update, so what the fuck is this?
What is happening?
I'm waiting patiently.
Oh, this looks promising.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, I don't have to restart.
God bless.
Very nice.
Yo SF-Colo thing for the re-sub
All right, there we go
That's motherfucking gaming. Why did my TV just turn itself on?
I heard the TV on sound well my TV is not broken anymore guys it's playing fairly odd parents
what is happening?
They were like screaming!
What the fuck?
Holy moly.
Oh my goodness.
My room's haunted, I guess.
Creepy.
Well, you guys got the TV.
I hope you are happy.
TV is back.
Pramp, pramp, pramp, pramp.
How did Chad on screen die?
Chad?
The week link in NATO's...
So working!
This loss has left us blind.
The coordinates are striking a strategic nature.
I'm going to put some of that in the middle.
I'm going to take it fast.
I'll kill it with my...
CQ, conflict, night, fall, and mist, conflict, playlist, and filterate,
we again do our best and discover CQ, CQ, night, fall,
Wait, what is that?
Dude, it has like some setting on.
Oh my god, how do I turn it off?
There we go.
Oh my god, it was things like, oh my god.
Okay, this is gonna be rough.
Okay, you can try the game for free until the 24th.
Leave it, bro.
Y'all like the menu narration.
Is it lonely without her?
Game.
Oh.
Here we go.
Why is that even on by default?
Here we go, thanks for the gift sub.
I guess I will do the heal rose thing.
We need one more guy.
Queue up.
Why is chat broken?
Chats is dead.
I'm going to try restarting OBS.
One second.
BRB.
Hello?
I don't know if that will work, but...
I don't know if that will work, but I can see.
Okay.
Let's go!
Oh!
Oh no, I'm broken!
I don't remember how to heal.
The wall!
Help!
Need a fucking medic!
Help me! Help me!
Help!
Yeah! Thank you!
Hey, thank you!
Watcha get it?
Fuck. Fuck.
Help me. Help me. Help me.
I'm gonna respawn.
Oopsie.
Got my Mac vision goggles on.
You are the medic? Well...
There's other medics in the game as much as me.
Watch out for the light.
Grab what you can!
Hi everyone, I'm Moonhuddy.
Quickies, thanks for 39 months.
Touching while I love the X-Takes.
and Carlos thanks for the two months
guys we are winning we're winning I'm carrying guys we're winning
can you believe it
I'm just gonna get shit on as soon as I show up around the scrunchie.
The enemy is secured to lead.
Shouldn't you cover the map?
Stream snipers and such, I don't think anyone's gonna shrink back in this game.
I got you!
Oh, that's fine.
Aw, they're still kind of useless.
I should stop reloading.
Oh! Yep.
I need a fucking medic!
Res me ninja man, res me, res me!
Res me!
He's dead.
I know someone called me the enemy I used to call him.
Get the fuck inside of it!
Go away!
I'm down!
AHH!
There's shit out of the window
There was someone behind
Oh shit
I
Just got killed by a fucking sledgehammer dude. What the fuck? I don't even know that was possible
fuck my life did this base guy is killing everyone
Oh shi-
Take what you can carry!
Can you do customs in this game? Maybe it'd be fun to do a stream lobby.
We're not winning anymore
I'm locking in.
This is serious now.
I
I can't see oh
Oh, it's I'm at the bottom of the killboard
I just asked my own allies
just business as usual
We can win guys!
We're only 8 points from catching up!
I will stop dying. There's a guy who's 3 and 18, oh my goodness, or 4 and 18 now, oh my goodness.
Take my money. Money back, emoji.
Yo, Romanticos, thanks for the 52 months.
Oh, two points away now?
Grab a Japan!
Still two points away.
Oh!
That was a crazy grenade.
I think it is over.
No!
Great.
They're so close!
Dan Walker, thanks for 17 months.
6 points away!
Oh my goodness.
I'm doing it again.
I suck.
Andrew, thank you for 5 months.
And take some notes, thanks for 25 months.
Hi.
Hello.
Okay.
So close and your team had an anchor named Emmy!
What do you mean?
Why do you keep alt-tabbing? I'm fixing shit on my other PC.
Or I just don't want people to see my score.
Guys, did you know if you type exclamation point BF6 a really cool link pops up?
No, heckin' way.
Blinks to her KD.
We're not doing that.
What are you talking about?
What what are you even talking about?
No, no, no.
That was like a capture one.
I can see.
We have captured B. I guess something kind of useful, I think.
I can't see. I can't see.
Oh
And you have my back
Go. Go in. No fear.
I got you, boss.
Take what you can carry!
We're getting out most of the time like crazy!
Hello, Andrew. I just had a seemingly genuine debate with two people about whether you can bully someone politely.
I was on the side that you cannot and was being targeted.
I mean, you can do it politely in the sense of like, you're pretending to be nice.
Okay.
Yeah, passive aggressive. I don't know if that's really polite though.
Oh
Happen me
I'm not you had my back
Man I got to
I remember I said to stop reloading. I just keep fucking reloading. I cannot help myself
I'm not reloading I'm controlling myself
Okay, my team's pushing in.
I don't like the blinding this the blinding this of a night vision sometimes
I just toggle it on and off on my fault.
I'm scared for it.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't know if you can politely bully someone.
I'm not sure if I agree.
I
Hey
Why am I kind of doing okay this is suspicious
I love getting revived.
I get killed and it doesn't even count.
Isn't that great?
Aw, man.
I'm not getting revived here.
You you you you you you you you you man
I'm running out
We have a huge lead
I'm hiding in the smoke
the
what happened to my 9 vision?
oh, the line!
Wait, I got 4th on the top player points thing.
I'll take that because I'm not much of a shooter.
My aim is not great.
Extend your FOV.
I think I've already done that before.
Let me see.
If you don't believe me, it stemmed from me being told someone was bullying someone whistled
not being rude, but I thought being impolite is by definition rude.
TG dictionary then agreed with me.
I like words because I'm cool.
Well I feel like if they're being polite they're not bullying someone.
Maybe they're just telling them the harsh truth, I don't know.
I
There's a lightning to put night vision out a still changes between night vision. Oh, I use I'm using keyboard. Okay
I will start swapping it.
Destroy all targets.
Erm, what is this? Deathmatch?
Team, I'm scared, guys.
Guys
My teams all over there
Oh
Wait am I dead dad wait no, okay, I can't respond like wait
Man, we're getting destroyed.
This guy's killing everybody!
He's just sniping!
Oh brother
He's just camping in one spot
Okay, this game mode is not for me, I think.
Okay, I'm going to play more careful, I guess.
I'm here.
Sorry, team.
I'm you.
I'm right back.
There you go.
Good one.
And the payload takes forever.
my team is losing and it's all my fault
and
Um, um, um, um.
I
Feel like we're just cocked we're in the bottom
I'm so fucking scared I saw someone back here
I've given away my position fuck
Man.
Man.
Yo, gloomy gulk.
Thanks for 19 months.
In Lincoln, thanks for 14 months.
Blop.
Blop blop.
I'm scared.
Where is everybody help me help me bro. Thank you
Let's move.
I got your run.
Let's move.
Woo!
Ah!
I really wanted to get my guy to help him.
I really wanted to get my guy to help them.
I'm doing the best on my team at least.
Just trying to fad honestly.
Fuck! My dick!
My dick!
61 months?
Are we fucking serious?
Why did he-
Let us revive you, bro!
What?
I'm getting mad.
He just instantly revived.
Like this-
I like stress-suicided.
I made a terrible mistake.
Take what's within Terry.
I'm going on a crazy mission.
Where is everybody?
one guy still camping we just killed three people
lost I did best on my team though
dang it
I'm not going to get you.
Frick.
Alright, go again.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Next game.
Different game mode.
I can never get different game mode after this one.
I am down.
Okay, this time I win.
Team deathmatch, is that the same one?
Oh no, okay, it's the one I did first, okay.
First team kill, 100 enemies.
It's supposed to be!
All units, hop out and get the presents!
Locate and utilize!
Where they at?
Oh, is this map?
I'm
I can't see yes yes save me
Save me hello
Oh, thank you
I
Can't find anybody
I killed Baker
Yeah, Spada, thank you for nine months.
I don't know why I thought he was facing the other way.
Oh my god, he's just camping and killing everyone, actually.
I think there's a chance I get saved and even if I don't I'm not spending more time
Oh god, please. Okay. I think you left.
Let's go!
I'm back!
Okay, it's it's over there's a bomb
Oh my god, Atmosk, thanks for 39 months, welcome back.
I
Killed a guy who shocked on me
I
Think what you can carry
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh my, my friends are coming!
Come on guys, you got this!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Well, I'm gonna go get some more.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Well, make sure I guys.
Get fired.
The enemy has leaked a third message.
I'm in control.
Wait, we're losing.
Oh, I think we're gonna get carried.
How are we losing what I'm so bad?
That was a weird thing.
We just looked at each other.
We're at the 10!
I'm number three on my team.
For me, this is huge.
Please, please, please, please.
What?
Help.
Woo!
Oh my god, I'm number one.
Oh my god, I'm number one.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh, no.
I'm scared.
Oh!
Don't don't don't don't open the door.
Take what you think Terry.
I got his bar moving fast meant he was killing himself.
I killed three people.
Holy shit.
I wanted to kill him so I was right there.
Oh boy.
Let's go.
Where are they?
Oh!
I'm going in!
I'm out.
I'm on fire.
I think I'm taking care of you.
Oh!
Oh!
Woo!
Whoo!
We are close to being complete.
First on, we're making clear!
Wait, we're winning now!
Holy!
Okay, one more?
RISING ME! RISING ME! RISING ME! I'm number two on the board, RISING ME!
YES! YES! YES!
One more kill.
I wanted to be the last hill and I'm going to farm myself like a fool.
They are in throw position.
Oh my god, we're actually in a throw.
Oh my god, it was 99 to 99.
There's no way.
I was number one!
Wow, I've never been number one before.
one before. Yeah, almost through. I wanted the last kill so bad. I was being greedy.
Oh my lord.
I'm going to try a different game mode, how do I leave this queue now, how do I leave
the queue. I actually don't know how close it would be.
Okay what game mode do y'all think I should do?
Oh I'm gonna go P real quick.
Oh wait they have Bell Royale, I actually didn't know that.
Oh, I didn't do popcorn.
Alright.
Um.
Fun quest.
Hi guys!
Hello.
Hello.
Guys, did you know I'm playing Foul Field 6?
Whoa.
You can click my link to try the game.
It's very awesome.
I
Am Conquest is the mode I'd always play with my brother
I'm in
I'm in the tank!
Oh! Oh!
I'm in the tank.
I'm doing the shoot- I don't know if I want to do the shooting, this is a lot of pressure.
Guys, where are we moving?
Guys, I'm getting out of the tank.
Alright! Time to kill some people.
On site bro!
Am I supposed to shoot down the helicopters?
The helicopter's even going!
Let's go.
I remember this one match about to feel like playing where they were flying in the plane room.
And like, we can't...
We cannot keep anything about the planes, oh my god, it was... it was painful.
Plains.
I feel like I'm not hitting them all the time.
what is my driver doing
Hmm
What the fucking plane
Progress on Johnny Johnny wicks
Yeah, I hate the planes
Helicopter okay, I'm done
You're the laughing at me
Oh actually, I'll rest.
I don't know what to do in this mode.
Okay, there's one dude.
He's in the truck.
Fuck medic!
Uh oh.
I need a fucking medic!
I feel like this guy doesn't know that his mic is open.
He's not having a good time I can tell.
This is now my spot I live here actually
He seems quite contested.
They'll never see me up here.
Is everyone moving in on me?
We have a lot of people here.
We have three there too.
We have two, all we have to do is just hold the three.
Right?
Oh.
Oh, a car.
Hey guys.
I mean I want to attack oh wait they're attacking C I think.
Uh oh, the open mic guy is pissed.
I can hear it.
He's sniffed really loud.
On my way.
Hopefully I don't get shot by a helicopter and be unable to do anything.
and be unable to do anything.
I don't know, they're getting keyed.
That's not good, we need that.
What if he's crying?
You're right, he might be crying.
I feel kind of bad.
Attack! Let me in!
I'm gonna hang on the back.
I'm not I'm like doing nothing
I'm gonna abandon my job and go attack a
There's a sniper on that.
Oh, is there a man on that?
I'm in there.
Okay, it's fine.
Oh, aren't they attacking?
I saw a lot of people here.
That fucking sniper saw me.
I don't know, guys.
We're losing now.
We're losing really hard.
We've lost every objective.
objective
We neutralize the at least
Oh, that is a tank!
UGH!
Guys, what happened? I was rank one?
Or position one on the leaderboard last round.
You know, I'm just having a bad time.
We got C back.
That's good, I guess.
I'm not not doing as hot
I'm in the helicopter!
Uh oh.
I
Thank you Charlie
Oh no, how did everything go so wrong?
The guy in the mic is breathing heavier and heavier
I spawned into a tank that was exploding what's the fuck man
better
better
better I can't see my boy
we can talk as a group
stop
we need to write the fence on the mountain checkmate
of
Okay, come on. We can cap this. Just one point.
Oh my god, we actually did it.
are we so back are we so back I'm just gonna tap bucket we got a win
I'm protecting Objective C with my life and thank you EA for sponsoring the stream.
Oh, he died.
Nice.
Wait, I'm out of ammo.
I forgot that's a thing.
I was scared.
I was protecting my life.
Oh wait, we have a re-objective.
Back to seed my home.
I will protect you, Objective C, no matter what it takes.
I think they forgot about sea.
I don't know if this is a good spot to be in.
These under attack, don't care! I defend Objective C!
It's my home.
When he used to go in the attack
If I leave objective C who will protect it
We got it. We are so back. I'm not I'm not doing anything. I swear to god, if I abandon
objective see and we start losing. There's no way right. We're winning!
I didn't know there was a hole in the wall right there, shit.
Thank you
I'm defending
Oh god
Oh sorry.
Guys help!
No!
I'm holding it down!
Where's that tank? Where is he?
He'll never find me!
I'm defending!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
He's up there.
I got him!
Oh, there's one more still.
I don't know if that guy counted, maybe he was too high up here.
Oh, I see him.
Uh-oh.
There's one more.
Oh, damn.
Wait a sec.
I need to get my control.
I need to get my control.
I need to get my control.
I need to get my control.
I need to get my control.
Oh no, they have three now!
Okay, well the last thing I can do is let them get C.
C is one of our last stands.
Check it out, we need you to hold me back
That's a cost, I'm holding!
There's someone quiet still
Oh, I could get rid of that frag
Hi, hi, hi
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
Oh shit.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
We're all out of your tanks.
I can't go.
Oh, can I not damage the tank with the machinegun?
I just learned to move around.
Oh god, they're getting keyed.
Ah! Fuck!
I think we're gonna lose, we had to come back, and then we fucking fumbled.
Yay!
I
What I could have saved you bro
I'm gonna try to help me I guess sorry see
of
We need to take something even if we get three I think we're too far behind to win
unless we get the current out.
We're so tough, it's actually over.
Welp, GG.
We're dead. Goodbye!
We're it.
We did it!
We captured the objective!
Noooo!
Wow!
The guy on the mic!
I'll try it again because that was that was rough.
Let's go again.
the one. Oh no, this map. This map is really hard. Alright. This one's got six points.
All right, let's do it Johnny thanks for the five thanks Johnny. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
appreciate it I feel very very much
W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W.
Let's go!
I guess I should have set up, but I thought I remembered point A being like, well, sure.
I'm on my way to be
Do I sit somewhere in camp or do I try to actually help push?
be advised, objective Charlie has been captured by Hawthorne
AHH!
Medic!
Medic!
Uh-oh
No!
Welp
That was uh, unfortunate
We lost alpha.
We lost alpha.
That's crazy.
I feel like there must be a sneak capture of that.
Hello?
Dude, I hate when people do that!
He's just camping on the mountain.
Four objectives. Out.
Hostiles attacking objective Delta.
Hello?
Peter Panik!
Help me.
Oh, they don't care about me.
No medic for me
This is kind of a close game so far.
Oh shit, I didn't even see that guy, at least I got someone.
I'm in the tank.
All right
Is it better to just stay on a plate or should I rotate?
I'm in the tank.
Oh, we're losing again!
Oh
Dang it. Oh my god, they have four
How do you shoot down the plane?
Do you have to use another plane?
I think I should go back to deathmatch bro.
I am not having a good time right now.
Oh, God. That's about it.
Oh
There's another one
Maybe some of them res me
Well, it was okay pics I guess it wasn't that bad
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh
Brother
We're going to lose again.
Oh my god, they're capturing B again.
I
I am having a bad time right now.
Thank you!
What?!
Oh my gosh, it's the same guy camping on the hill.
Oh my lord.
Well, we do have more right now!
Oh, there's a tank here.
of
the
death
of
the
death
There's no more.
Yo Han Solo, thank you for 11 months.
Alright, we have to kill Charlie.
I don't realize I was gonna be a first.
We are right.
We are attacking objective delta.
Enemy is all infected, though.
What?
Let's go!
Let's go.
Right up.
I saw a little rat running around.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to say things are getting a little bit better.
I need a medic!
They might actually be able to revive me.
Medic!
Medic!
Yay!
I'm on the objective.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
We like turning around a little bit.
I feel like I jinxed the set anything
Oh, well, that's not good
I am back.
I could get res here.
Oh no, did I really jinx it?
Uh oh.
Oh, no.
They took the...
We have taken...
We have taken...
We have taken...
The enemy suppression just means you're aiming at the direction of the enemies because that's
what it feels like.
Because I never get that when I actually do something.
Like said, job, you're helping.
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.
I'm in the car!
Wait, is it stuck?
He's fixing it!
Yeah, don't worry man, I'm really good at driving.
Don't worry, I'll get us up there.
You just shoot and kill.
You've got this, man.
Killed them all.
Snailman, thanks for 39.
I must do much.
I'm taking it.
My friend!
A fucking hat!
There's a medic coming!
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
He doesn't care.
All right, we got five
Yeah
Let's go.
All right, go again.
Go again.
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I don't know if I've used this map before.
This might be a new map. I'm not sure. I'll know when I see it.
What is going on?
It's a great end, thanks for 59 months.
Maybe I have used this one.
I'm not sure.
Is this one new?
Oh, it's the night vision one. Okay, but all the lights are on.
Yeah, this thing looks familiar.
Is it this thing?
Oh, it is. Yeah, this is it.
They're already on sea!
They'll go wrong!
Going in
We're beating them in the numbers game
Oh my god, the reloading takes forever.
Oh my goodness.
Oh no, I don't like.
come on!
Res me, res me, yeah!
of
of
of
of
on my way
do we just keep chain reviving each other it's free
I'm pushing on B.
The little rat snuck behind us.
I'm just going to sit in the corner and capture.
I'm your friend!
Oh my god, he's shooting at me!
Understandable.
Imagine if this game had friendly fire.
Oh my god, it used to be so pretty.
Let's go!
I mean...
Okay, that that was bold. I don't know what I was thinking there
I got a lot of medics on our team.
How many times I've been down and I haven't actually died?
I have zero deaths.
They're so silly.
On my way.
Let's go!
Oh
Where's me
It's gonna die
Oh
War war
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm alive.
I'm on fire.
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
What a freaking mess.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What a freaking mess
I
Man
Yeah
I'm scared
I just run by.
I'm dead.
I
Don't go back here
Get them
It's still low!
Shut up!
Man, he was so low!
I never die.
Oh, they actually got this.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my god!
What the frick?
We began our assault, Charlie.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We begin our assault, Charlie.
Now res me, I res you.
Res me!
resume please oh my god we're all just like begging for our life
oh my god go right here yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I'm on fire
what
I
Don't know what that was
Let's go like there's more holy shit
Oh
Yay
Oh shit
Awful
Okay
Like we just try to get
I'm dead
I'm gonna try to sneak through to E and be a problem
Oh
Well
We are attacking objective Delta.
We're kinda cooking.
Oh my god, no.
Yes, save me. Yes. Yes. Thank you
And I'm dead
Rose me did having so many
I can't die
Where's me again
I can never die come on please please please please please oh you missed
I'm here. I guess. Oh my god. I don't want to be here the best.
Oh! My sauce.
What the? There's two guys lying down up there.
wait I'm number two on the board guys how they guys were raised to many people
I don't know
Well, how far I've come.
Oh.
Okay, to be fair, I would have, like, 20 deaths if it weren't for all the medics in this game.
Res me next.
We were kind of kidding, wasn't it?
Oh
I
I
I
Got you bitch
I
Was on the hallway
So I wonder the fire
They're fine
I
Really like this tunnel
Well, they're pushing you now, I think they're taking see but it's fine
I don't even know what's going on.
Jake, where'd you get Terry?
me. What is the counter to the enemy team just being like literally all medics? There's
gotta be something right? I think this is just like a stuffed lobby. More medics. There.
are you fucking kidding me bro
and my delta is under attack.
I'm the man!
Thanks man.
Yay!
I win!
All right, well that's my last one for the night.
That's my last one, but I'll be like-
you
you
you
you
you
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